Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1880-04-08
Miscellany.

6lASo0 OAA Vi SAtSe
The best whistler in New Yorf
City is said to be q young lady
An organist at Litchfield, MINI.
played ''What Will the Harvest Be-?
as bridal couple marched ont o.
the church. 2As3E1
The young man who wants to gel
up with the sun must not sit up toe
late with the daughter.-AiddtetoiDn
Transcript.
The exports for the year ending
March / exceeded the imports $2ll,'
29S,963.
The Richmond State Democrat
selects Bayard as the best candidate
for its party.
Very young men, like fruit trees
require frequent trimming.
Not q Democrat in the Virgins
Legislature is for Tilden.
There is a town in Kansas named
"Monkey Wrench.'' ~ y g =
"Jug not, that We be not jugged,'
as the Judge remarked to the bibu-
lous vagrant.
Lovers who never quarrel and de-
mand ssthem letters and photographs
back are not taking real solid com.
fort.
Rhode Island Democrats are for
Tilden.
Minnesota Democrats are averse
to Tilden. t,r9 r. arr
The nose Of topper has passed the
RnbicOn., EIttef Ff y -
Never strike balance unless 1t is
quite small.
The bee hive Is the poorest thing
in the world to fall back on.
The statesman who dreamed he
was dark horse found it to be o
case OF nightmare.
The most difficult thing to raise on
the farm is the hired man who sleeps
in the kitchen loft. s@s 3
She looks down into the churn and
softly sings, This is the whey long
have sought" ftFFff. re-
Seventy six towns in Connecticut
(about one-half the State) have vo-
tediagainst licensing the sale of Ii
quor. -
Prince Frederick, reputed the
wealthiest Hollander, lately attained
his eighty-third year. He is Grand
Master of the Dutch Masons.
A candidate for the nomination
for Governor of Missouri is down
with the measles, caught in kissing
the girl baby of q delegate to the
convention.
"Never beg or borrow" says a
modern Solomon, and now we under
stand why so many bank officials
steal.-fNew York Express.
A bill has been introduced in Con-
gress to appropriate $5, ,235, 900 for
sustaining system of Mississippi
levees.
A clergyman asked a boy if he
had been baptized. "No, sir" said
the lad, mot as know of, but I've
been waxinated."
One hundred insane persons are
confined in the various county jails
in West Virginia, there being no
room for them in the asylum.
Less money in bridal tours and
more in -four and potatoes would be
a great help toward making this
country solid on its pins.
1t is reported that an able states
man who built a house out of his
poker winnings said that his resi-
dence was built on a bluff.
Richard Grant White says there
is no authority for ga setting hen."
He grasps the situation and pronoun-
ces ''sitting" as the proper caper.
It is now said that both Mrs. Grant
and her son Ulysses deny the re-
port that the latter is engaged to be
married to Miss Flood, the daughter
of the California millionaire.
A Norwich man advertises himself
IS temperance. bootmaker. Makes
the boots that have no snakes IN
them.
The Queen of Denmark, although
over sixty, is 80 youthful in appear
ance as to look like the older sister
of her daughter. She is very active
in musical affairs. WHE
Spencer Walker, a school boy of
years, at Newton, Ga, com
mitted suicide because be feared that
he would fail in his examination at
school, and thus lose his rank in his |
classes. gfTr Eg.s5Ess Il
A young lady in Brooklyn is work.
ing motto, mo Ice Cream" She
says: "You know it is leap year,
and the ice crops a failure, and the
boys might as well know it first as
last"
Fifty Thousand women are needed
in Arizona at once, and no questions
New Haven Register. Then
they won't go. They want to emi-
CRATE to place where therell be one
question asked Boston Post.
A little girl in one of our public
schools, the other day, had occasion
to parse the word "angel." Coming
70 the gender she stopped dismayed,
and asked her teacher if "there are
any men angels."--Meriden Record
er. sferll
Elderly gentleman to Frenchman
on the train: "You don't have any
ticketr "No, l travel. on my good
looks." "Then." after looking him
over, probably You amt going very
Ear" =
The divorce laws of Indiana will
excuse q wife from throwing q tea
pot across the table at her husband.
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