The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-01-29
NartetY.
VARIETY NEWS.

The Struth in nutshell" Is generally worm
The sty .lish man is the one who owns pig.
pen.
Whatsoever a man seweth that shall he also
rip.
"Ice wear" said he when he fell on an 10y pave.
ment.
Nothing so quickly dries womans tears as
kisa.
A hot discussion frequently makes cool
friendship.
How to acquire short hand-Fool around a
buzE.saw.
The general appearance of tpsy man is dlz.
zypated.
The flower Of the family Is generally found In q
sacque.
The shiverlng trees will and re.leaf in new
spring suit.
Many man has aikIn.drOad feeling for his
mother-in.laW.
Leap year don't amount to much-the men are
so coy.-BoStoN Post.
The foresighted young man now saves his
AhouAio AOA hhS ESuAth Va SuAJs
The energy wasted in the last walking match
would have built large steamship.
The painter who fell over with his ladder full
Of paints, went down with colorS flying,
The Laplander eats only tallow candle when
he wants light breakfast. Ftcdvune.
Ifyou see two men walking up the street linked
arms you may bet that one is sober.
Charles Lamb remarked OF one OF his critics
"The more think Of him the less think Of him.
An old maid, speaking Of marriage, says III
like any other disease-while there Ia life therC
is hope
Natural history from the Plcayune: Fishes II
schools never wink at each other. They have nj
eyelids
he who picks you up after you're licked ant
stops the bleeding Of your nose Is staVnoh friend
--BoStoH Pest.
Gloves Of yellow dogskin are fashionable 70
gentlemen's street wear. The yellow dog is goot
for something ct last.
One female cook In Wisconsin lumber CAM
has already caused two suicides, one stabbing al
fray and fifty three fights
1t takes 22S dogs to make feast for the Pawne
Indians, and even then some Of the children ge
nothing but the wish bone.
The winter has been so open at the West tha
most any sort Of family haB got along cOmfortAbl
BY stealing wood twice per week.
A widow in Buffalo has won three revolvers,
sW0rd.case and 3 pair Of dumb-bells In late rRf1e
and ia now ready for marriage proposals,
The London Lancet recommends light color
for cold weather, IS they do not part with hes
easily, and says that this is why the polar bea
has white far.
An antiquarian has discovered that the reaso
why the ancients took the owl for an emblem Q
wisdom was because he saved his talk and file
his stomach.
Tight laoing should be encouraged In ever
possible way. It kills OFF the foolish girls an
leaves the sensible ones No healthy girl eve
laees.-DeiroI Free Press.
The best time to gather apples 10 In the dark Z
the moon-when the farmer is In his little bed
"Now lay in your coal, says an exchange. TIL
man who would prOfer such advice must be
fuel.
It is estimated that In this country only on
person In Ave hundred owns horse, Are we
neigh'shuni
When the Irishman first tried our peaches, h
said he liked their favor but the seeds lay har
on hisstomaoh.
Au individual, who called his first daughtC
Kate, when his wife had another girl christene
her Dupli cate.
The house in which Secretary Stanton was Dor
is still standing at steubenville, Ohio. 1t vi
built in 1908.