The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-03-04
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Mr. Nasty Goes TO Indiana to Assiss |
IN Keeping that state from Being |
Afrlcanized.

/ A06R1n8 SnoB Ss8e6 1IOM D0An =
| Africanixed.
IFrom the Toledo Blade.l
PLUGvLLE twich is I'm the stait nv In
| jeany) Febrooary 4, 1880.
| Ihevent felt SO good ez do now
sence I married a farm in Moo Jersey,
over forty yeers ago. That wuz a event
in my checkered career wich I never
shell fergit. That event give me prom
Use Nv long life NV eeze unalloyad by
labor, but like other promises it wuz
broke. When that widder diskiyered
that would not either. hold the plow
or drive, but preferred the sweet con-
tent of the village tavern, she crOoelly
druv me forth into the cold world, sence
Good, witch is bad enuff. Their is no
free lunches at the Corners. ri
| Icome to Plugville the mint heerd
that dozen NV niggers, witch he'd got
the noshen Nv leevin their material homes
in the sunny South perposed to settle
here. 1 felt it my dooty to aid the
strugglin whites NV this seckshun to
repel this invashun, that Injeany shood
be saved from the horrors NV nigger
dOminashun. Good Injeany redoOse
EN- to ther normal condishen Nv servi-
TODD, we shood welcome em, but when
they come ez free men it is altogether
too disgustin.
There wuz four families Nv EN- that
got off at the stashen. Wat did they
do? They hedent bin in town hour
afore they wuz inquirin for work and
they all got work to do among parsel
| Nv Quakers that live just outside the
village. There wuz some cabins fitted
| up fur EN-: and they went to work jist
ez material ez tho they led bin yoost to
it all their lives. Still the Dimocrisy
wuz not alarmed, for it didn't know the
volcano it wuz sleepin over.
The Postmaster (Which is a troo Dime
krat) wuz the first to sound the alarm.
He divulged the stoopenjus fact that
them niggers wuz a mailin letters to
other niggers in the South, and he
feers wuz realized. The niggers wuz a
writin to ther friends, sayin that they
wuz at work reglar; that they wuz
beein paid reglar for ther work, and
wuznt at all Altered Nv bein molestid,
and urged EN- all wich Good git away to
| come towunst.
Their wuz q eggscitement among the
Dimocrisy wich baffels descripshen.
Suppose two hundred niggers shood
come into this county and all vote the
Republican tikkt! It wood change the
| polittikle complexion Nv the county,
| and possibly the State. The immegra-
shen must be stopped to wunse and In
jeany saved.
| come jist in time to give the move
ment agin EN- shape and form, and my
work here is the proudest Nv my life.
/ called meetin NV the Dimocrisy
at Bonebraker's grosery, which is ez
like Bascom's ez two peas. 1t is a sim
gler fact that wherever the Dimocrisy
is in the majority you will find groseries
| jist like Bascom's, and the proprietor
thereof hez alluz the same objeckshun
to creditin his patrons wich distinguishes
that narrer-minded citizen.
1t wuz a occashun long to be remem-
bered. Squire Papman opened by re-
markin that the emergency demanded
vigrus ackshen. The influx NV de-
graded niggers into Injeany wuz suthin
| that threatened the State with untold
woes, and he would resist it to the
death. The Quakers wich harbored EN-
shood be visited with the wrath NV all
rite-minded citizens, and measures
| shood be taken to not only pervent
more comm, but to eileen out them wich
| woz here. He submitted the follerin
resolooshen:
WAREAs, Four families NV niggers hev, IN
the most owdashus manner, left their happy
bein harbored by evildisposed persons, and
WAREAs, These niggers is stirrin up discon-
to en- that they kin Get work here and get reg
ler pay for the same, and
WAREAs. 1t is a dead shoor thing that these
niggers will, every cussed one Nv EN-, vote Re
publikin tikkit, and we can't count em out ez
easy ez our brethren do in the South, there
Resolved, That nigger imigrashen is unmiti-
gated outrage onto the white citizens Nv In1e-
any, and that it must be stopped by the means
Resolped, That ez the nigger is by nacher
slothful and indolenS, and will never labor
his comm among us to I'LL our alms-houses and
jails thus impOsin additional taxes onto a al
Resoiped, That ez the niger will work for
less wages than free-born white man, ms MS
cSmn SanensSen S o%t of empioyment
Resolved, That we reassert the oldtime Dime
kratic idee that the white man is sooperior to
permitted to intermarry with EN- on no ak.
kount, even eff we hev to kill the niggers and
RESOLVED, That we, representa- the cappytle
and intelligence Nv Plugyille. pledge ourselves
ferior race, and therefore will take measures
to remove the four nigger families Jest ar
rived, ez well ez the two wich wuz here afore.
The Squire hevin invited all present
to take suthin, the resolooshens were
yoonanimously passed. The takin
suthin wuz, onfortnitly, Indemnity post
poned, Bonebraker mildly but firmly re-
foosin to set out the bottle ontil the
Squire showed mony, wich he wuz on
able to do.
But the blood NV Plugville wuz up,
and so trifin circumstance did not de-
stroy ther ardor. A Kentucky Dime
KRAFT needs stimyoolatin when he goes
nigger-huntin- Ing.anian does it
from love Nv it.
They formed in perceshun and
marched out to the Quaker settlement,
and in less time than it takes to write
these lines the cabins wuz wrecked and
their furnytoor, beddin, and sich yoO-
tensils ez they he'd, wuz safely hived.
Bonebraker took the plunder for ikker,
and we he'd a ginyooine Dimekratic
love-feast that mite. 1t wuz a okashn
wich infused new strength into the
Dimocrisy NV the seckshun. Plugville
hez set example to the State. l am ez
happy here ez wuz in Kentucky.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Cawcashen.)
P. ST. forgot to menshun that one
mgger wuz killed in the melee, and that
one nigger woman and her two babies
froze to death that mite. r.
P. S. 2d-Michael OFlanagan heznt
bin sober since he got away with
lookin-glass, two saws, and some baby
clothin, on which Bonebraker advanced
him gallon Nv moo whisky. He is
lookin for another settlement NV immi-
grants to clean out. He sez his motto
is, "Ameriky for white Americans"
Michael is opposed to immigrashun
clean thru. He wants to know ''why
they shood lave ther homes" Why,
indeedP 80 p. V. N.
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