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cha would mt ,r,t,o,, r. ~
icltl ri her n,;,ar ar'., llTs- liayiiand =,
l,ar n,,t - ,Fita, "s:'., allu said, "Dnn, .osk
ionooI r. 1,ar !. 1su!11:.etor asked If sst u;
heInn"s ~ r. IIrn,,,,;.,, ,, REPLIED Mrs. II He .ai
frn i; and niv;nsr Sn;,,,, Then take h., sas
eondnrtnr siani,'ott' 'Hlarner l,ar another push ~
violently as to ~1' ooos b
DlsLocATE HER SHOULDER
Sojonrner told Mrs. II. to taks -.
oel ~ tie W, WHICH she did, thqrehrs ilac,
tis tn LIE sGa1tictor very mich. She ysA a.a'-
usnt ."i, ri .Iu neI arm bandaget ana % i
rn.d ...m WIZ ?,1aeu 10 The 'resiient ~ @
fo~ ass,,tt a su neI 10 arrest the conI..e "a
a.o'tl.t a:tu 1attely She did 81 o"ss
aot'et; 1ua1 nis eituai!oh 1t created ~ q
1uo; 90. s,.a pek tne nrSt case Of the E;ns!t s!ta:
~, ly t1!g r. al5sS ~ 1ne BLACK people: ann u
Ftied t1lT ;,-;Ia tt h.4 colacluded. the cars y
'o lie circ',n,s+sna u MIL otack people i Vt T.
m channa 9a'.stslce saa eeas SHOWS how ~. y:
af+er..t..E,f 1p one erected. i few satsa
;n ,,.;ttf, wH.W PIG saw some colorel women a.n
.ut;a, ".o, ~, oa;,d sMiftl 2 passing s;rep,,s'
cor and E s,;i ..tVii.' seeing them, la!tsI I,
~. = atsu .t a.. VAIN ~ adlcsr' SHE tboassa
~ 'sd, ""e "ut.t n.ote tiih br0ken arm II hss.
I.,a,' ,.e.,, s"s Halk ID, la4iesr' In ,,.s
"tusn prn,,;o,,. Hue - +,o rr '
eor;as ~ ,,,.ot;..rs no rag ooJourner hah,
en,nati,r,os ~ ,ea,ts. it Norlt1ern Olo. Il.
eorrsa nf har s.u e,s, sets stfonE points il ~
~, tUutoo He ne. SpeecHes, Which she k.,tS y.
ti,e he apoiof's ..'s ~ dor slavery pretty haId !,
aa.,'a 1'yo n ~ ,,ar @ VI tese tI!eetings. M
yon tiink that yonr t:'iE ,,,o,,, Vi1 y Wolnal {,
any good. Do you suppose n..,',,iy slavery dos
what yoi say? WHY, d0n,t opse c,ra eafe ts
for your talk than do for the hire ~ Ies Eas
"Peri,aps nut," responded Sniorrnoe.a y. aae7s
f19 .prd willing. s"1"et, b.
,,r1 rrFp vo,1 ,p,
po,ont1,- ~ = +a,,.,osn ssnA4eAlxa"
neeeu.st .,. t ~ :. 'e'pt;lance meeting heIdh
oLJ i.. vl LUG tum ~ n9 " 1!lno o0joufner, Viii
huuieso u. frn,. 'ne ' nlese. was much annorG
u, areIueHe Ha eApEGtotatlons O tobaeco-jaEs
u"n .ne nuot aaas!!g' i!' and contempl3tirs
u.e pooas @ :. nar riHu" ta n41l WIN look OF d
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PIOUS LEV1TY,

When her younger brother wants to 20
with young Ragbag md his girl when they
start for walk, they don't object. They
merely tell him they're going to Sunday
school meeting, and the lie does the business.
The venerable parson stands up in church
and decEies the follies of this world: but, il
he is baldlleaded. it is generally noticed that
he scralH:s the fringe Of his hair above his
ears up over the bald spot just Us carefully
as other men.
A bright little girl not long since was urging
her mother to gu upstairs and hear her say
her prayers before retiring. Her mother, not
finding it convenient, told her that Jesus
could hear them Just. as well. ."But,
mother" replied the little doubter. "Jesus
can't turn oil the gls.''
Sharp Child" And so you are very poor,
marm:" Aged Party. All! I'd be glad of
:. ,,' copper from anSbody.' Sharp Child.
ArS Fat oaa slnF; @ nE;i,n viii yg9 have liz
Sharp Child-'Oh. amt it2 That shows
In the plate-'
At Deemster's Court in Ramsay. Isle of
man, jew was about to be sworn to give
evidence. As Jews are always sworn OH the
Old Testament, and not the New. Tie Deem
ster reaue sted Constable in attend
ance to fetch an Old one After a wiliit.
TINT worthy returned. and handed to the Wit
ness all ancient-lOoklng.uilap book,
Which, on being examined, proved to be Il
New Testament The Dce.nster's attention
being called 10 it. he asked the Constable.
why ne had not brought all Old Testament,
to which the innocent reply was: "l'Icas..
your Honor, it was the oldest one l could
find"
4 Observation-Disclosures CONVERT.
There was powerful revival the other
night at rarson Bledsoss Blue~|ight Taber-
nac!e. and among those who experienced a
change OF heart was Jim Webster. Icster-
day lie met Parson Dledso, who asked Jim:
.'ls yer gwync ter stick, James?'-
"parson Bledso. ef anybody offers to gam
bic on my not stickin', yer kin make money
BY takin' 'e1n up. Use gwine ter hold
fast to de gospel tidings like q seed
tick in de spring ob de yeah. 1'se gwine to
lead a new life till de lake wl1ar de wu1n is
nebber sQuenched is friz ober wild ice thick
enough 10 bar train Of kears ioatled wid
railroad IRON"
Use glad to hear yer talk in dat strain,1
said the parson grarely, - but kin yer pass
by pard after dark wllar dar is close hang
IN out, widout Aistn' yer leg ober de fence?''
Lock laeai, y04 don't spect me to become
q saint in less den two days2 Use gospel
infant, what has ter be fed on high diet, but
| tells Yer I'm maxim rafting good time on
de road to de New Jerusalem, when yer
looks at my record foah de pass four yeahs.''
How bout chickens pr
Last night after / iiad lined de gospel
Eand started f0ail home, and had to pass
1own de alley what leads by de back yard of
Iol. Jones' house. ] hadn't moab den got |
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of of}.
collation. and happy lenaiio'a a. tpot, ~ y r,c,,,,
dresses followed from tile lastoi ul sroup
OF over dozen chutches n1iJ L sta.LA ~ Gt-ot "
less relationship me olu cMu1Gn t a. oe'a ~
ing situated In Stradord, bridgeport, Ennt-
mgton, Monroe, Woodbury. anu ELSEWHERE
Some of the English Ritualists are becoM-
xnp yinlenf The Rev. II, Marriott, speaking
at an indignation meeting at West Brom-
Wicil inter condemning the decision in Mr.
paifon Da|e's case as "idiotic. lunatical
and fnnl;sh y and the LAWYERS and Judges as
= rerniar set of fools u said that The ahom-
fnahIe Public-Worship REGULATION bill had
come out of He'll, and he could prove it.
Those ow,Church people wanted to teach
the public that they (the clergy were not
priests: that they had no power to give abso-
luton after confession of sins; and that the
real presence was not in the sacrament, and
this teaching that bill was intended to sup
Rort;; R;,c Iva Was therefore plain tnat y ncl wIs Jus
a Kantist rnin,stor in Versailles. Ky., has
a,,ccaade1 IN =. incaf;no ~ hall snnrnyimatsiy. In
he cnurse n a racent % sarmnr' reported in
the ToniSviile caurier- r-1o,lT,nl. "a; the Rev. Dr.
~ e.or,d nmr e',s ;e one ~ tha smaller of
4heeo ctors ho;v~ orfv a million miles in
diameter and science IN its recent advances
has 1nsda In. rnown fo nc mnch repecting its
rnns1itnt;on e Il is one Of the yellow stars
Il is Tar advanced in the process Of CONSOLE
dat;on ard ;ts Iight and heat are much less
intens,. th fhan n % formeSiy. M its rays perhaps,
haSna ahsnrhaj and rendered yellow By the
;mnerfacf cn3nh,,stion @ Of its gases Tie White
stars have much more intense combustion
fha;r f,,rinIs heat consnmlnr ali gases, and
a1,it+in1 a h1ief1 vivid lighf But even with
= Ices intense Combustion Of our sun, there
are iets Of flame which gush up from its
~entre tn a height Of D.o0O miles in half an
hour and terrific storms Of flame which
eHeen across the surface at the rate Of
ioo' 00 miles an hour" Some such world as
fhis the nrracher believed, would be the
fntnrf abode Of the lost-a fiery realm of
onter darkness.
T1r popr ..n 4ur 1R1su QUESTION.
po,+r Nv 11NTha pone in receiving the
1sh BISHOPS yes!efgay' sohe ~ a, ,1i n af
o. me love ne lel1 lor l'e1l cohnsy a,u 1,al "
ms admiration OF iIelan4s unsaahed pe.se ps%+
verance in the faith: He man1eS!ea ne He;ae ereat
e{mpathE 1or me suneInSs u -; Ie t1.;m vbo tho+
Rte anq owela {ha nto on eiGnld hs ran,n;m
me priests alid Tue geople SllnuH, 'edaa a;H
nnlted IN AZ tnlnes, ana espeeat.y IN avo,ur
mg eveIy.nlng 9 appto4chhig ~ letGntonaI3 Trnt
ptlhelPns an e;e ntGnuassop 1i thn ''te,,t ~
Casue! Assa1eu nrs uullHs eat ,sl tnG .a,1a
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DOT OLD TRIBUNE PAPER BUSTLE.

For The Chtt.g9 Tribune.
How oypcusif Of ME when l dink Of my Enl~
htlud.
When OH Mudicr Time vas hold 'em to view.
Der gartcn der cabbugt, der shwecd-shsnellin'
Der ret pnntiyinons dot my infancy knew,
Der yiJc-spre:aiag hoops, uud der LIess vat
slsooI BY it.
Der bonnet u1id cap where der waterfall! fet3,
Der long wooten shtockiu5 init shnuK look1n'
Und der old papcr hustle vat hung on SO veil:
y dot old paper bust1c-ti0t TRIBUNE paper
hustle
Dot one -tifty-sx column bustle dot hung on so
dot much newsy bunch, vas hail dot u treas
ure!
AS morn noon. und mite. by my house got loose.
I yoost dook hin up, und examined init pens-
Und dnked 1t der beaudfu'lcst litter in use!
How nerfous got me when folded h11n out.
Uud doubled und shqueezed him. der bundle to
shweIli
In shapes it got bully; dem sktrines dhcy vas
On der old TRIBUNE hustle dot fitted so veil!
o dot rag per bustle-dot many column bus
Dot tress-lifting hustle dot hung On so vellI
How shwcet IT vas lookin' ven der back vas all
In ut, -..
Vhen properly justcd it inclined to der shky!'
Not much many tollars would tempt NC to
leave it, ...-
Der yurtnest, der lightest. dot woman vas tiy. j
hut now yas old, und wrtnkied und gray.
UHd der tear by my eye WIS lntrusny sh"e!l
Iooks me back OF my mcm'ry to dor hnppy day
When wore me dot hustle vot hung Oh su veil!
o dot old TRIBUNE bus1le-onc-ffty-s column
bllstie-
Dot newsy paper hustle vat shduck On SO velli
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CALENDAR FOR THE WEEK.

EPISCOPAL
Dec. 5-Second Sunday in Advent.
Dec. l0-Fast.
CATHOLIC.
Dec. 5-Sccond Sunday III Advent.
Dec. G-St. EicholAY Of My-rn, u. c.
Dec. 7-St. Ambrose, R. t. u.
Dec. S-Immacui;tte Conception of tho B. v. u.
tHoly.ay Of Obligatory.
Dec. 9-Of the Octave.
Dec l0-Of the Octave; ST. Mclchiadcs, p. NJ.
tFaStl
Dec. list Damascus, i. C.
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In England, according to the St James GnzrtLe
81 The fist, the foot nnd the poker may be freely
used in the adjustment Of family disputes. with
out the risk OF incurrine any serious penalty.
, 1880-12-05

The skin and the health benefited by opening
the pores with GlanQ.a Sulphur Soap.
, 1880-12-05

will cure consumption. coughs, weak lungs.
bronchitis and general debility. Established
tWenty-0ne years
, 1880-12-05

every one. VIII sing to you once more, and
YOU must 20 away and leave us 1T peace this
night: This time long Eyes! yesl
yes!' came up from every mouth in the
1nuItitudjnOus mob "AmenI it il seatedI"
replied S6iourner, in the deepest and most
solemn tone of Iler voice. Its effect ran
and thew nil considered themselves bound by
their promise Some even began to leave
INSTANTLY: others snId, Are we not to have
nnn mnre snnr pr "Yes." she answered.
onti then she commenced to Sing:
III nIess s i,e Lord Ia cot nv seal-to-day an to-
IN s1ov ;oltah in do f1eld-to-day an to-day.
De rooi Old way il righteous way,
AMI mcun to take de kingdom in de good old
way.
Before she had finished her singing they
began quietly to disperse, and in the course
Through ali the scenes OF her eyentful life
may he traced Tie energy of q naturally
powerful mind: the fcarlesness aud child
ike Simplicity Of one untrammeled By edu-
cation or conventional customs; purity Of
an Wc 10 uner pr
tl1ifarent circumstances. might easily have
nrn1uce,f
axorurr :ynay OF ARC.
With afI her enthusiasm. and feryor, and
snncuiatinn her rl.]ityon Is NOT tinctured in
tie least With gloom. No doubt no hesita-
lion. M tt.spontiency. spreads a cloud over
and ed W tis pe ecstatie a i SS eeIs that erfeet
chiIdifkl. fr,,st that scasteth nut fear.''
f)nce. while she svas NJ a relieinus meeting.
where one OF the SNEAKERS had alluded to tile
En,erument nf the TTnited Stafes and had
ntterad sentiments in favor Of its Constitll-
tion Sninurner stonl erect and tail. with her
white tnrhan on her head. and: in a low and
subuuel tone of voice, began BY saying,
"ChjjIe,, I talks to {;nd anil God talks to me.
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ALI WHO ever llGatu her sing VIII remember
her peculiar tunes and style, Which O!ec
heard can hardly be forgottCn. As she coll,-
Menccd IN sing with the utmost strength uf
her powerful voice, the rnssxls In:stte a rush
for her, and SHE was Immediately surrounded
by dense bt.!y of the rioters, many of them
armed witt, sticks or clubs. Her singing still
continued, and seemed to thrill the young
men, us
THEY QU1ETED DOWN VERY MUCH
in their demonstrations. After a pause, she
inquired i'll her nlitaest tones, "W Wlly do you
eons nout me win eaos aa stickS I'M
goln'. to hurt, you. old wonlan,'' they cried
simultaneously. keep on singing and talk
ing!' The leaders Of the crowd crie.l out
for her to mount All old wagon near BY and
preach to them. She declined, fearing they
would overthrow it. But they continued to
clamor for her to do 50, promising not to
touch her: and at last size accedetl to their
request They assisted her to mount the
wagon, from which she spoke to them for an
hour and 4 half. Of all she said TO- them ON
"Well, chillcn. dar are two congregations
on dis groun'- De Bible says dat dar Shall
BE- separation Of de- sheep + from II, dc goats
have got de goats. I have Il few sheep
among my goats, but aey is very rasged.'
When she became wearied>of talking, she
began to think how she could get them to
dtsperSe Quietty. whenever she paused they
would loudly cry, "Morc" and ''Sng TO
usr' She ulotioncd to them to keep quiet
and called out to them, 'Chillen (she always
calls every one child, Ive talked to you, and
sung to ynu;. now will you do one thing for
me?'' "Yes! yes.' resounded from every
corner. "Wcli, It Is this: will sing to you
once more, ana then you must go way aud
leave the camp in peace for to-night.'' 4
few answered, 1--WE will" Il repeat it,''
she said. land want an answer from you
all" "Yesl yes9' answered many more
voices.
II REPEAT IT AGAIN."
said SOjourner, "and want an answer from
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
Price Four Cents

Congress. and his opponent was young man who had "never been to the wars," and it was custom of the old soldier to tell of the hard ships he had endured. Said he:
 Fellow citizens, I have fought and bled for my country. I have helped to whip the British and the Indians. I have slept on the field of battle with no other covering than the canopy of heaven. I have walked over the frozen ground till every footstep was marked with blood"
 Just about this time, one of the sssover- eigns," who had become greatly interested in his tale of sufferings, walked up in front of the speaker, wiped the tears from his eyes with the extremity of his coat tail, and inter- rupted him with,-
 Did you say you had fout the British and Injins ?"
 ''Yes, sir.''
 'tDid you say you had slept on the ground while serving your country without any xiv er?'
 q did"
 ''Did you say your feet covered the ground you walked over with blood p
 'tYes," replied the speaker, exultingIy
 Well, then" said the fearful citizen, as he gave sigh of pent-up emotion, 'tI guess I'll vote for t'other fellow, for I'll be darned if you haint done enough for your country"
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
SECTIONAL ANIMosETY.

The absence of insanity in Arabia is attrib- uted to the fact that the Arabs are 8 no mad ic people.
 Small boys who crawl in under the tent are generally invited to withdraw from the canvas. The politician should be treated in the same way.-New Orleans Picayune.
 An erring citizen of Fort Wayne while fishing on Sunday last, had 8 fit, fell into the water and was drowned. Moral: Nevsr have a fit while fshing.-Albany Argus.
 A murderer, about to be hanged in Missouri recently. said ''I would like to hear the brass band once more before de." His request was granted and he died willingly.-New Or leans Picayune.
 young man who is just about half through his first season, says that woman who wears her pius with the heads out, would be a natu- ral curiosity. And as he speaks he exhibits 8
 pair of hands like base ball catcher's.- Hawkeye.
 ssNo, William" she mournfully uttered, still
 allowing him to retain the hand. No,
 William, can't marry you. don't believe
 you can provide wife with butter upon
 your present salary, and can't eat oleomar- garine."
 A minister once told Wendell Phillips that if his business in life was to save the negroes, he ought to go to the South, where they were, and do it. .sThat is worth thinking of, " re- piled Phillips ''and what is your businesss in fife ?'' ssTo save men from going to heIl," re- piled the minister. 'sThen go there and at tend to your business" said Phillips. The gentleman who had been off for fish ing excursion and sent paragraph to the To- cal paper saying that f'Mr. Jones has sent home fine mess of 'speckled beauties, " could not account for the warm reception from his wife, until he read that ''Mr. Jones had been fined and sent home for a mess with some frsckled beauties" and then he went for the newspaper man with a rod.-Boston Commercial
 The guest was eating more butter than bis 1 cult, while the landlady looked on and fdg- ! cited and hintedunti1 she fairly went into a nervous fit. Finally she said: s'Do you knows butter is up to sixty five cents pound ?"
 The hungry guest reached oHt and took ! what there was left.
 sWell, he drawled, approvingly and reag- suringly, stgood butter is wuth it. | bride of few weeks duration went to | market the other day, and seeing some large goldfish swimming about in glass globe, was ! struck with the idea of having them for din ner. 'tPd like those fishes if you haven't | any smelts," she said mildly to the man, and | when told they were not for eating, but for \ pets, she declared it was shame, for they \ would have looked so nice on her Nankin blue \ china l. Saturday Evening Gazette. A Revolutionary soldier was running fel
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11

The Vienna correspondent of the New York
 World gives some horribly interesting par
 ticulars of the hanging and resuscitation of the murderer Tabaks, which recently took
 place in that city. The criminal belonged
 to the lowest class of the country popula- ton. When the cord was already round his
 neck he expressed his desire of addressing the public, and began saying with emphasis worthy of orator, tI die willingly. but, my dear ladies and gentlemen, -" Here the executioner interposed and withdrew the trap. door, so that Tabaks died in the act of speech, without knowing it, as it were, and l without struggle. The executioner had bsen
 most earnestly entreatsd by doctor of medi- cine, a professor, to provide him for once with ''warm corpse" To comply with this wish he shortened the legal ''eiaht minutes" for which criminal should hang to three, and handed the corpse over to physician, who
 declared Tabaks to be entirely dead. The
 body was spread upon the marble table in the
 anatomy room, and professor and students prepared for the dissection, which, had they
 been in anything of hurry, might have be- come vivissction. All of sudden the body moved, first it's feet, and then its hands, and
 at last trembled violently all over. The pro-
 lessor did not lose his presence of mind, but calmly sent to the authorities to ask if Tabaks was to be restored to life, or executed again before he awoke. In the meantime he thought it his duty as 8 human being to do all he could to restore the life which had so un- expectedly shown itself After an hours hard rubbing and inhaling of salts, Tabaks was sufficiently recovered to understand that he had come to life in this world and not in the other, as he at first believed. He swallowed plateful of soup, and then fell prey to violent fever, while his neck sweled in an alarming manner. The authorities were uncertain whether to hang Tsbaks over again or not but there was universal outcry from
 the people against punishing him any more. His death, which took place exactly twenty four hours after he had been hung, happily put an end to the controversy, and pity for the sufferer was the, universal feeling He had
 raved during whole night, had suffered the
 most horrible spasms, and had so often at tackled his nurses that it was found necessary to tie him to his bed.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
Summer Dress Goods.

AS the season advances the demand for Drefs Goods increases and have pleasure in assuring friends that were newer better prepared to meet the de- mand than we a@ now. The most economical buyer be suited and the mort fastidious be pleased Attention is especially directed to stock of BUNT INGS which is very full and varied aud in which our charged by others for simlsr goods. This vague general assertion, such as is often made in advertise ments. We know it is ths .case and any prove it by examination comparison. Our all- wool 4 Lace Buniines are beautiful goods; they in all the shades fashionable this spring. and the fa1ric, while having very light, airy and like" effect is at the time very subsantial does not ''pull" and wears we'll. In the cheaper sipge width Buntings we show also complete line at extremely low prices. Our stock Of DeBeiges, Cashmeres, Osmel's Hairs, Monies and Novelty Dress Goods prises everything desirable on the market.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
Tho Ebb of Love. rE 1.

love that wanes Is an ebbine tide
 Which slowly, inch by inch. and scarce perceived, With msny wavo that makes brave show to rise, Fails from the shore. No sudden treason turns he long-accustomsd loyalty to hate, But years bring wearine.s for sweet content And fondness, daily sustsnance of love, Which use should make tribute easier paid First grudged and then withhoden starves the hear And though compassion, or renorseful thoughts or happy days departed, bring again The ancient tenderness in seeming flood. Not less it ebbs and ebbs till all is bare happy shore, the flowing tide shall brim Thy empty pools, and spread dull tangled weeds h streamers meny-colored as the lights Which flash in northern heavens, and revive The fatnting blossoms of the rocks 1; but thou heart, whence love hath ebRed, art ever bare
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
TRAINED l5 ELEPHANTS

in Grotesque Pantomimes, Dumb Dramas Msstodon Ohoruses, Rope Walking, and over 100 Surprising Acts which tax the best skill of mankind; in oDeol- ent precision marching by right &nd left flank, pre- sentng arms and performing military duty and drill at the word of command taught in the Army Manu- ais An Unexampled Exemph6cation of Brute Eeudi- tion the most original, incomprehensibe and astonishing of gigantic pyramids mus1- soress military drill and evolutions, etc., ever wit messed by mortal man.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-05-11
A Mother,e Love.

h one of tho public schools of San Francis co few days ago a youth bubbling over with high spirits violated long established rule and was summoned to the bar of judg- ment. With many sobs and tears he confess ed the soft impeachment. Have your moth- CT call to morrow" the teacher remarked, with awful and ominous significance. His maternal ancestor appeared on the following day, and after being duly and publicly in formed of the fragrant breach of discipline her son had been guilty of was requested to say if she would punish him herself or have the teacher attend to the matter. She pre- ferred the latter course and urged that the blows be well laid on. The next day was ap- pointed for the hagellation. At the usual hour for such unpleasant affairs the youth was summoned to thef front. He came with hang dog look and some trepidetion. An oration on youthful frivolities having been duly deliv- cred the boy was ordered to extend his hand beneath an uprased ruler. He refused ard in accordance with the usual custom in such cases was spread across the teachers knees, and the punishment was administered in an- other quarter than the one originally intend ed. For some unexplainable reason the most energetic blows fell without the desired effect consultation of male teachers ensued and the offender was conducted to private room and his wardrobe subjected to rigid examin- ation. On the interior of his bifuscated gar ment at a locality of great strategical import ance in such an emergency, thick fan nel baby's frock securely attached. ssWho sewed that on ?" demanded the principal, in voice of thunder. My mother!" answered the boy with heart-broken sobs. The teachers hurriedly consulted again; instructed the boy never to reveal the circumstance, and sent him in to his studies. Somehow the smatter eaSed out,