The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1880-01-08

before y1d leap
Bob ingerslll received 81 200 for
I lecture IA Slu FrlucilcD.
\ Nevada town has been named
ler9. IL will doub less be naughty
pldce
The gout il sort Of bfnk. which
. wise Providence prt-son u man =
legs when be is living TOO fast. %
The small boy who reiotsi up The
chimney fjr another Christians
present, si1 he found -soineliins
there that sooted him
Pretty girls are worry thick in
Morocco. Tue M1Ors don B clnsiier
II girl pretty until she weighs over
two hundred.
One fomals cook in a Wisconsin
ltmberctnp has alrea " c,us1l two
suiciles, one stibb.us gtfny and
tfiy-thrco tights.
Tailor TO stout o1stpuei) Have
the kindness 10 put your ilngpr on
this bit uf tape, sir just hsre I'll
be round in u minute
II think the turkey has The nd
vantage of ypu sail tha ltnllly
81 tho inoxpert boarler. who was
carving, Guess 1t hns, mum-ir
age. -
\ Ad!o's hoal does uct. .contrin
brain capgbio r. cIlta,e anl loiina !
rearins, bat it is won lslfal to what
an extent the other cal OF his iJrA
can be reared.
At Idaho Town mln committed
suicide with 500 in bis pocket. Ga
the fact that ho hal this money tho
cur1ner's jury base It's verdict that
the ulan WIS insano.
\ widow ut Galveston. Texas,
after mtryinS yory qlie,ly, WAS
sor'uaded By Il largj uInh.rof tia.
panoiists Of her own rex. They bud
To bo dispersed by tho police.
There have been sixteen executious
OF fcnalesin England 5iacoN NlGt5tils
accession tD tho throne, aud during
tho slmo period ,ona woman has
been hang in America. We hayo
the best women, ovid9ptly.
A New play. proltc,I in Chicago,
was 50 bal tltt hlIt tl, alltl's
won't ont bof,re it wlJ over, anl The
rest his,o % l1ul .hls lh5 p.gr,r.
mers voices at times cyalI not De
heard.
"Womsn," saws m almiter Of tie
sex, ''ro Of IL torgiyiug NATURE" N,s
we've nptlc1i }. tI5y'rl knarli.y
Tor giving their husbands Christians
presents-Iud thea having tlB b,i,
presented - h!u aJDltL pplll a.
forward.
Some Norwich irnnkor l. got holi
OF u former cp'npIuion wl', Tor cilui
months, hil Kept pie l.e Of t,td
abstinence. induced hin = drink,
and, whom he was hulp'e,sy in.Jvi.
cltcl, plrelel hin through the
streets hbg!el ~ horrible example,"
, 4 Tramp a5kal rDt 4 n,dt .
reiiionco ia Columbus, OHo The
head Of tho family sqj ",,i along.
OF | IL got tho dog 3n ypG." rlal the
tramp bet ,hlt within i've uualas
ho wpl!i DO il.,.ai 30 ott OF thl
best that tho house ,fprlal. 1t,
won, top, benaus, b. pro5ll lllt be
was Il wandering son returned.
A shocking spectacle wa, Witnessed
at un iutormoat AZ Kirt1tIly ia
Scotland a few days ago. Nearly an
tho mournors hnl become SO ia.
toXicltei thlt one oi thon, wlan
lpwaring the coffin into tho grave.
forward aud fell into the
tomb. He became jlmmed bet Neon
the lacendlny corps. AMI tha side
Of the grave, Unl VAS cxtricaiod
with difficulty.
Mexican robbers arc real hiia,goaI
aud always stcdl and murder like
geullomen, being especially polite toll
the lndles whose jewels they ap-
prnpriHto A bandit chief after
shooting gentleman doal because
he refused TO give mp the keys to his
house, addressed the ayonisrl willow
Thus, with hat in hlnl ; Madame,
we are gentlemen, AMI nayor cpu,
be guilty OF rul,nes to the fair.
Pray accept this ditmoni as II me
maatO OF the decclse1, and believe
ne yori slave to cDumand. com
pliments to your distressed orphans
lial, tIG