The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-10-29

mode OF conducting our county pauner
system, and viii use all endeavors for
the establishment of q county poor
house where the really needymay linda
home.
We ask all w-orkingmen and those
who desire prosperity for tho county, 10
Join with US and vote the workingmsn's
reform ticket.
WoRKrsoNEs's CENTRAL Con-. )
Alcott's little poemon the baby IL bs-
ing produced in this shocking way In
Massachusetts,
Baby new 10 earth and sky,
soon ~ born begins 10 cry.
Day and night doth baby yell.
And makes his daddy mad as-welI
Mad rs anything
Niagara Falls are three feet lower
than they were fifty years ago. but the
hack fare Is hire.
To parties who are unable TO express
their feeling we would suggest the mat
ter Of sending them by freight.
Why is a vain young lady like a con-
rmed drunkard? Because neither is
satisfied with the moderate use OF the
glass.
Married life reaches its acme OF hap.
piness when a woman can eat crackers
in bed without any complaint from her
husband.
There Is nothing In the world more
shy than a clam. You can call 1t all
the pet names you can think of, and It
won't come to you.
This is the month in which the young
man may be pardoned for calling his
adored one a fan pippin, II he means to
say that she is the apple Of his age.
"what a blessin' 1t is" said a hard.
working Irishman, ''that night never
comes on till late in the day, when a
man is tired and can't work any ut all,
ut all.
Julius, did you attend de last meet.
ing oh dc debating society,"" ''Yes,
SIR" "Well, what was de fust ting dat
cum afore de house?n "why, It was a
charcoal cart"
A friend writes from the Colorado
mountains to say that he got rs raven.
Gus as q raven among the ravines and
sat down in one Of the gorgeous gorges
and gorged himself.
"Would you know the sad lesson OF
my life?" he whispered conldentially.
"Well, then, 1t Is this-never to make
love to any girl in a village where there
is an ice-cream saloon.n
A young man sent sixty cents to a
firm in Michigan that advertised a
recipe to prevent bad dreams. He re-
ceived a slip Of paper on which was
written: Don't 60 to sleep"
Mark Twain would have every steam
boat compelled to carry in n conspicuous
place the following notice:-''In case Of
disaster, do not waste precious time in
meddling with the life-boats. Theyare
out Of order"
A little girl in Clinton, ILL.,, was
teaching her brother the Lords prayer
the other night, and when she had said;
"Give us this day our daily bread" be
suddenly called out:-"Pfay for strip;
pray for strip too"
What fine, athletic specimens Of hu-
mainly some men are; somehow or other
one cannot think Of them rs the decen-
dants or disciples of Hercules, or The
seus, or Samson, when one sees them
fling around a screen into a sample-
room.
81 say, old LADY," said a man on a
country road the other day, ibid you
see q bicycle pass here just now9" INC
1 didn't see no kind Of a sickle, mister;
but just now I seen q wagonwheel run
ming away witha man. You kin be-
lieve 1t or not. 1 wouldn't II l hadn't
seed it myself"
1 waited anxiously with dread un
feigned-I held my breath, my utter
ance was choked-my muscles twitched'
my ev'ry nerve was st~rained-with hu.
mid tears my handkerchief was soaked
tin In n moment, agony was eased-
I quickly turned my head aside-and
sneezed!