New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-04-29
USE FOR THE PELHAM CO1CH,
SOME WICKED SUGGESTIONS IN WICKED PAPER
IS COLONEL d. L. KANE A RESPECTABLE AND
TRUSTWORTHY DRIVERf
To the Editor OF Puck.
SIRi | hear that Colonel Delaney Kan

To the EdttOr Of PHck:
SIR; | hear that Colonel Delaney Kane is
about 10 resume his coaching trips TO NewRochellc
do not know much about Colonel De L. Kane but under
stand from the newspapers that he IL Respectable anu
such is the case may he able to throw custom In
his way. suppose lie needs It, for he appears To have
As caunot fluid that he has any oice, am obliged TO
nddress myself Asking you TO forward this com
nunlcatl0n TO Mr. Kane-that 49, II you can confidently
i've on the New-Rochellc road; also on my private
income " wa, my pract &C. during the twenty three
socs % Tae g supplies sou nth %o: 20
fer you for any information YOU may desire az To my
character and responsibility TO do my own marketing
My time being principally employed IN gardening
In the grounds attached 10 my suburban Residence Yd
GUS little duties which used TO attend TO myself must
now be 1uITuS;od ~ Others.
should much like TO make on arrangement with MI
De L. Kane to take markctbaskrt III town for me nn
one OF his morning trips. wish, of course, to commute
for the season but am willing TO allow fair colnen
l1rg tut and not greasy, to Mr. r. Enderiine, my
butcher No. IL ,14i Washington Market II should be
called for before p. and must be delivered al NY
gate When there are onions ordered which - IhrGy;
do not like to have them pat IN tHe pa.Hct %it tIG
esteem It favor II Mr.. Kane would carry them scpa
/ do not know whether the accommodatiols OF Mr.
Kane's coach are guhl GENTLY extensive, out nave
large heap Of sarIon r druSE S o rcd
ca,nants, which should like to have delivered to the
these comm and " he gave satisfaction should
hesitate TO let HIM have the markcOaskct FOR the
My maiden aunt occasionally visits me- She s some
what stout, weighing In the Vicinity OF I'll pounds ana
is also ashinatic hence finds much dbcui'y with The
railroad trains, which hurry her. and IMPEDE her breath
ing. II you are satisfied that Mr. Kane ~ careful
thoughtful aud considerable person. should like 10 have
him call for her whenever she drops him postal bhe
lives IN YarCksi being odiaohiored In her tastes and
the npighbOrhOOd still highly respectable Mr. Kane must
be told Lkat she prefers to sit tile box by the driver
but should carefully looked after she y apt 10 Er
interested in the scenery and fa of She should, how
ever be treated with great kindness and COnslderaton
her temper is little haSty and she is constitutions
ally nervous,
NV aunt generally carries with her parrot In com
mOdiOus cage. and a small dog Both btt. MY aunt,
am sure would feel 1t kindness II Mr. Kane. when lie
passes field lKcly to contain chckweed, would stop
and look little The parrot is very fond OF IT,
shall ieel greatly obliged TO you, my dear sir II you
will make any necessary inquiries, and inform me
through tho columns OF your valuable paper whether
Mr. Kane is q proper person to be intrIsted with my
custom II So shall take great pleasure in patron
znR his enterprise Perhaps lie had better begin with
my aunt and satisfy Of his capacity for looking after
the market-basket ApoOcizing for this intrusion oil
your time. 1 am, dear siI, very truly yours, -
THEOPHILUs PETTINGILL BLOTTER
Smiths RO,o tend h0use). Kings Bridge ROGd
p ST. Mr.. Kane starts from the city early enough
I'm the morning. should like TO make some arrangement
with him about the MIX T. p D.