The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-11-19


q: .u'2i All Sorts.
-'a' rCoME up and pay your Subscrip-
zion. i'pI u
{; Boss Kelly, Of New York, seems to
be the Jonah III the Democratic
4 chip. Heaye him overheard.
of"i The Springfield Republican, de-
Sse,ibes Chairmen Bnrnum and Jewell
as 1.-TWO Connecticut Yankees swap
) ping wooden nutmegs."
The city of Charleston gave Han
cock 8,l42 and Garfield 3,2sS votes,
UGonnor .s,l31, Mackey 1870, and
the Grcenbnck ticket 2.
'' Any Woman who can write ten
line item for n newspaper on the care
of fiyo cent plant through the win
ter has right to corkscrcw curls and
"a literary air.
Proctor says the ocean contains
about 100000 tons OF water. This
TALES with our figures the last time
we weighed it, but there have been
several heavy ruins since.
The great problem for Southern
politicians t. solve is how To break up
the solid North. That hiss to he done
beiore ae can have any voice in
President making. The Solid North
must 60.
FELTON,, the Independent Democrat
:, ic Congressman from Georgia. has
at last been defeated. He was
great disorganizcr, and Georgia is
we'll rid OF him. Spccr, the other In.
dependent, pulled through h., 4 large
majority. ,n.
II understand" said tho Galveston
Recorder, "tl,at you arc n confirmed
. drunkard." "Dut's whar you is too
Z soob, jedge. II amt been confirmed
in no church yit, hut the blue light
lsnptses IS gbcn Satin heap ob
worry about me-"
The report Of The Receiver of the
South Carolina Railroad sho" that
the. business Of the road for the nine
uuonths, ending the first Of October
alas been, earnings, 1886, ,05l SO, ex
penditures, sos, 8,l32.73; net earn.
inge, S77, 7,9lS.S0.
''Old age" says chronological
j,urnaI, "is almost invariably accom-
rnnicu fS 81 prominent elm" The
lady who docs not rnt n, her hand to
Her chin upon reading is liara. a aVh
;, MAY ssio.y conciudc HAT shc Is a.
.da,sv i;h"t u d"nIr;rg.
al" Wn,IE making call at. Neig',"u.'.
=" yonns lady 81 Mm!i*on, ONO, said
.nn cut that came into tIlc room
''Why. pussv;l haven't s"tns"',. Ia.
Aihies yet are they nrclv| = I'ir t,!'
Immediately "cIt c;:t, ai':l ;alHUnrd
ugith kitten in her mouth, which she
saiti at tic feet OF he: questoner.
II seems as if Lancaster County is
dGtc, mined 10 "to,e" the Democratic
banner for the nt Xt two years. Their
vote stood Democratic $50, Rrpub-
9iean o, Greenback l6. About three
hundred colored men had the indie.
pendence o vote with those who are
1lleii best friends.
Now President Hayes will have t |
take down that old nickcl-platc,l
nun Der rs Oh the door Of the
White House, anL nuke room for
329 10 ie placed there. Fo" the next
four Seara. after the fourth OF. next
March. Garticld's address will he
1929 Washington, ID. c.
oi:.Here is q SKETCH" snid tue poet,
Unto tue editor gray,
That tos. cd me of in an idle hour
To pass the time away" ii
,.tsI}ere Is a!club," was the answer,
In II bland and smiling way,
"With which frequently toss me off
Six poets in day" Mtf
Nrs. w. Il. Pri,cbard, wife Of
well known turfman, hanged herself
in Sun Francisco recently. ''because
her husband was short OF money"
]f women are going 10 commit sui
eide for a little thing like That, it will
not be lung before ninety. nine per
cent. Of the editors of this country
are witlowers.
The Tennessee Democrats divided
on the dcbt-paying issue and allowed
the Radical candidate To slip into the
governorslIip, although his minority
10 fifteen or twenty thousand. The
Legislature is Democratic. and The
two wings will doubtless combine on
a United States Senator. The Radi
calls huve not captured the Senate