The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-09-24
. oropIr OUTRAGED - A SENATE
lNSULTED!

INSULTED!
!. what has become of William Pitt
kellogg, the oleaginous Ex-Governor :,
with the nasal accent, the Senator sans
title from the State of Louisiana? Has
he forsaken his kingdom, worked out I,
his bonanza and HE'D his agile foot
stems to other diggings where hydraul-
les and pledges of reward pan out more
solid comfort? We have searched In
vain for intelligence among our ex-
changes of Our Kellogg. Mail by mail
we linger over their pages, and tedl-
ously work up and down the various
columns of personal intelligence so law
ishly furnished by the detectives OF
the press, but the search for the Sena'
tor still goes unrewar(led. Well aware
of the habits of the genus of which the
Senator is, so to speak, can unriValed
performance" to-wit: the genus car
pet-bagger, we have RETAINED from
close scrutiny of the danger signals TO
be found within the borders, or near
the borders of Louisiana, the State
which by parliamentary decision the
Senator, otherwise not tho Senator, Is
made to represent in the upper house
of Congress, aud have therefore only
casually consulted the New Orleans
dailies, the Senator'S home papers, but
have, following the animals habits,
searched for his place of concealmen'
through the ponderous columns OF the
foreign gazetteers, occasionally refer
ring, as a measure of precaution and for
greater certainty, to the pages of the
Police Gazette, knowing that that jour-
nal is National not simply in name,
but also displays marvellous aptitude In
keeping the run of the nations rouges,
of which class, in a political sense Al
, least, Our Kellogg is ga bright and
! shining example," His radiation OF
light, however, seems not to have re-
yealed the whereabouts Of his present
! earthly tabernacle, and his large circle
: of acquaintance, mourning as is Their
: custom and not without justifiable pro-
!, vocation, are consequently raggeddy'
. edged and much given to anxiety. AS
. matter of supposition strongly dove
tailed with well-pronounced fact, we
might say and not exhaust hyperbole'
: or even appreciably lessen the nations
supply, that the distinguished Sena'
=, tors total and tcstamentary obscurity
would cause an easing-up in the cor
ner on salt tears now enforced in thi:
= State, Whatever the unentitled Sena
}. l In to n with this hin
1t for tease, we place positive mega
is tive in his front, in order to assert tn
If rights and privileges Of one Ben Hill
of Georgia, on the Senator, and Xix
demand in behalf of Louisiana upo'
y her sole surviving, Cleopatra carpet
in Dagger high in Office, to the end tha
G. the silurian relic of Radicalism ma
o. be estopped from proceeding to ras
=. measures, such as resigning the dea
Senator's empty chair, until the cycI
)" of reform is compile and satisfied.
70 And now, perchancc, we have, fatt
We itously no doubt, stumbled upon til
ID moving cause of the Senator's will
ct drawal from the frequented avenue
,e and we'll stamped stumps of public lif
We leave the sentence incomplete, an
" remark, i,Jectione, that political CT
- sis envclops the country and threaten
p to be unusually destructive to mar
:" tall towers and castles. In such
emergency, Mr.. Kellogg should be
H.. view and ut work organizing, chee
ing the Iank and ragged legions OF II
chosen leader in Louisiana frauds NJ
ne robberies, the man of s'the crime wit
ed out II parallel" and with assurance c
cir lossal in proportions-James "A. Ga
,d field! And the Senator's precario
title to senatorial holdings, as we'll as
sense of gratitude, even though II
of the fiimsy Republican charact'
te- would seem to urge him, though in
is closing agonies of final dissolution,
make one Kelloggian effort to save
he adopted State. But, no; and why:
10 The reason you have no doubt Il
lid INFLATED already in shape somethl
ere like this -
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