Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-11-21
PFTH AND POINT.
CoLABORERs-Anthracite mine,

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loonatics.
ALoNzo wants to know eff it hurts a
man to be called iar?" No, Alonzo,
no. 1t is more likely to hurt the other
man.
In the first transports of delight the
happy father rushed into the room, ex-
claiming "T've got a son It's q
boy r-Puck.
A PHILADELPHIA man who detected
piece OF bark IN his sausage visited the
butchers shop to know what had be-
come OF the rest of the dog.
"HEN spelling is :. ref 1rmedn she'll write.
I'm sailing on the oshun,
The sc is hi, sale in SITE
1t filZ me with emoshun"
But one "spell" Will not change its name
For she'll be se-sic just the sain.
AN editor out West was in prison for
hbellng a Justice of the Peace,
and when he departed the jailer asked
him to give the prison puff
THERE is already in existence a $50
ciety for the Preservation of the Irish
Language" Might we suggest the
speedy formation Of another " society"
for the preservation of the Irish land
lord.-Poolch.
APRoPos to the discussion of sense
perception
The pharynx now goes up;
The larynx with Siam
Elects note
From out the throat.
Pushed by the diaphragm.
"WHY, Polly" said her mother,
"what time you've been. Where is
the cotton sent you for?" Polly (who
has lost the money)-"You shouldn't
send little things like me to buv tot
ten"
You should never sleep with anybody
stronger than yourself in cold weather.
He will wind himself up in two-thirds of
the blanket and leave you shivering on
the comfortless sheet every time you
turn over.-Burdette.
A SHALL boy went to see his grand
mother. After looking eagerly round
the handsomely furnished room where
she sat, he exclaimed, inquiringly, "Oh,
grandmamma, where is the miserable
table papa says you keep"
A sCHoOL-TEACHER in Iowa had the
debt of the world all nicely figured up
to cent, when Chicago man went and
got trusted for a Goldfish and forgot
whether it came to II or 81 cents. It
was awful mean on the schoolmaster.
Chicago Tribune.
CHICKEN lived: chicken died:
His drumstcks and his wings were fried,
His feathers by dealer dried
And, very shortly after, dyed
Soul he had none; admitting that,
How comes it? There upon her hat,
His plumes-a mortal chicken's-r1se
A glorious bird OF paradise.
Obscure Poet.
81 UNDERSTAND that Dr.. Jones is
abroad" said Brown. els he travelling
for his health?'' ~ suspect" said
Fogg, that he is travelling for his pa
tents health. know one of them who
has improved on his travelling" added
Fogg, with energy.
A LITTLE girl once said that she would
be very glad to go to heaven, because
they had plenty of preserves there. On
being cross-examined, she took down
her catechism and triumphantly read:
"Why ought the saints to love God?'
Because he makes, preserves and keeps
them"
ITALIAN universities are now open to
women. and the young female pioneers
of co-education are learning English In
order to shrek with effect to the young
gentlemen on the other side of the room
$50 way, now, you awful thing l
think you're reel mean, whoever threw
that spit-ball. "-Puck
A MAN who wanted to buy a horse
asked friend how to tell the horses
age. "By his teeth" was the reply.
The next day the man went to the horse
i :. Il
horse. The horse-hunter opened the
animals mouth, and gave one glance,
and turned ON his heel. 81 don't want
him." said ne; he's 80 years DID," He
had counted the teeth.
A YOUNG eel, that had been rated a
nuisance, and told by its relatives two
or three times one morning to "get
out" tied knot in its body and slid
part way through it. Its mothers sis
tiers coming up and exclaiming, 'What
nowp the young eel observed ooh,
you needn't concern yourselves about
me; I'm a moose, aunts y This fable
teaches whatever you like.
A YOUNG man with an umbrella over
took an unprotected lady acquaintance
in rain-storm, and, extending his UNI
brella over her, requested the pleasure
of acting as her rainbow. "Oh p ex-
claimed the young lady, taking his arm,
"you wish me to be your rain-dear."
Two souls with but single umbrella,
two forms that stepped as one.
A FRENcHMAN visiting this country
on being called upon to address a com,
pany composed in large part of those
whose heads were venerable. and NOT
alone for the want of hair that charac-
terlzed them, began by saying: 81 am
very embarrassed in addressing so MANY
barren heads (barren of hair he meantI.
The compliment was received with a
burst of laughter.
RECORDER = "James Webster. Won
are accused of robbing Old Nose of "a
on the corner of Galveston avenue"
Prisoner Yes, sar; is OBJ de 'pinion
dat de mitigatin' circumstance ought to
be tuck into consideration. "What
mitigating circumstance do you refer
to?" "De trubble L tuck not to hurt
his feelings. [ knows what de ole man
suffers when he has to- part wild dime.
so fixed it so he nebber knowed when
he partnd wild 10 cocb ssUl,o4 -