The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-01

COSFEDRIT y ROADS,
.Wich IS in the State of Ky.,)
November -, 1880.
Gone up,
Physicked,
Puked,
Played,
Scorched,
Skinned,
Salivated,
Kicked,
BUstid.
Al these, and a great many NOR
too teius to mention, is Democrisy.
The East went for u, and tn
West scooped Us.
The East and West jined hand
agin Us, meetin jist about Mentor
which is in the State Nv Ohio.
We are hopelis, for English die
not open his bar'l and Tllden WI
not a COW to be MIXED for anOthe
man.
We forgodletters, but they kicked
and we writ ~329" on houses il
vJne
The wind bloweth where it listeth
but this yeer the winds listcth Il
blow from the North.
The north wind Is p!zen TO a Dim
ckrIt.
We didn't keer much for Han
cock, but VIC did want the post
utiises.
We wanted em bad.
Nary Dimekrat now iyin will
set himself in a postofiis.
We wuz defraudcd out NV them
places.
We sent enuifrcpceters into Injca.
ny TO carry that State, but after tax.
ing our money for ther votes they
votid agin Us.
We paid for all the repeeters in
Moo York, butaiter takin our money
they got spasm Nv decency and
voted with our enemies.
We Wuzdeiraudid, becoz we didn' I
get the votes we bought with a
price.
Cussid be the dishonest man wich
took money for repcetin 10times and
then did it only four.
Spe5hly cussid be he who took
iiancock's money then went and
voted for Garfield.
But they did it.
Fnera Is no more ust KILN niggers
to keep cIn from the poles in the
South. for the North kin elect with
oHt Us, and its wasted powder and
Shot.
The ;oid south is to the Dimoc-
risy cz a.tape worm is to a man-it
consuuith the body it inhabits.
The niggers will vote next year.
and We shcl lose half the suthern
states.
l wuz in the cars and sot me
down aside a man whose red nose
proclaimed his pollytix. 1t wuz Il
fearful nose, a heakOn-lite.
Groanin, / said onto him, 10.
we are scooped in the eleckshuns. "
And he lifted up his voice and sed,
What do you mean by sayin we
wuz scooped. ?"
And | sed, The Republicans hey
rot us?'
And he scotlinly sed You mis-
take ne, sir. | am not a Dimocrat.
The color in nv nose IL biles."
Il we bet heavy on Hancock,
there must hev been a pile NV men
t-goin about whose noses were red,
not ny likker, but becoz Nv biles and
oimples.
In Barnum, " ich managed, we
lad 4 purge, and in Hancock, wich
We nominated, we he'd an emetic.
The Dimocrisy Good not stand
.wo sich calamities, and it went
lnder.
Hancock Good not carry the party
md Barnnm both, aud he went
Down.
The Corners mourns becozit5 hopes
5 blastiI.
Sechesn erik will not be slack
gatered, nor viii we hev a gorgus
.ustom house.
The niggers over at Libertyville
will be perfected, and we shell not
lcy EN- for our men servance and
made sevance.
Ri We hcy any more corn we shel
lev TO plow, and SOW, and hoe, and
cap, or pay the niggers for dOin 1t,
wien is unprotitable.
The tax on wiskcy will be contin-
.ood, and our entrails viii be Wit
iarchcd
The nigger Lubbock viii still hev
he post otis, and Pollock will be yit
collector, with Joe Bisler for his
Deputy.
Bascom viii close his bar, for he
amt run on tick forever, and he
yill .oreclose on al the farmers in
he neighborhood.
Alreddy he hez put up a -ign No
trust, at wich we turn sadly away,
IT wait for the stranger within our
gates TO ask Us up.
Mine ewes are rel with wecpen.
and my nose Is gitjin whittier.
Efthis state Of things keeps up,
md | kin borrer clean shirt. /
,hcl soon pass for a Republican.
Shel / jine the Republicans ? They
lon't want me.
Shel Irun fora elective oils? Alasi
,ich a. me can't be clectid.
/ will 20 70 Moo York wher John
Kelly still hcz power, and serve
fammlny.
Tammany is all that IS left Nv the
Dimocrisy, and Tammany j. gittin
hin.
Thcr Is enuiT left NV Tammany %
keep me the few short years shel
live.
And when Tammaly dies then
will / die, and il viii be well for
and me 70 die together,
and be laid in one grave
PErRoLIUN V. NAsBY,
Hart sick.
We are strongly disposed TO re-
gard that person as the best physi-
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