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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-03-31
REFRACTORY RHYMING.

We parted by the gate in June,
That soft and balmv month;
Beneath the sweetly beaming moon,
And (wonth- hunth-sunth- bunth--1
can't find a rhyme to monthly
Years were to pass ere we should meet;
A wide and yawning gulf
Divides me from my love so sweet,
While -dulf-sulf -mulf-I'm stuck
again; I can't get any rhyme to gulf.
am in gulf myself)
Oh. how dreaded in my soul,
To part from my sweet nymph,
While years should their long seasons roll
Before (symph-dymph- think
I'll have to let it go at that)
Beneath my fortunes stern decree
My lonely spirit sunk;
For a weary soul was mine to be,
And (hunk-dunk-run k-sk-sk--tha
will never do in the worldly
She buried her dear, lovely face
Within her azure scarf:
She knew I'D take the wretchedness
As well as )part-sarf-darf -half--and-
half; that won't do either.)
0, have loved her many years,
And loved her for herself;
I loved her for her tender fears,
And also for (-welf-neH-h ef-pelf;
no, no, not for petty
I took between my hands her head,
How sweet her lips did pouch;
kissed her lovingly and said,
(Budche-mouche- touche-ouch; not a
bit Of it did say ouch.
l sorrowfully wrung her hand, g..
My tears they did escape;
My feelings 1 could not command,
And was but a (sape-dape-fape-
ape; well, perhaps did feel like an ape
I gave to her fond adieu,
Sweet pupil of loves school;
I told her would ere be true,
, And always be (dool-sool-mool-
fool; since I come to think of it, I
was fool, for she fell in love with
another fellow before was gone a
monthly "
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-03-31
Noman,s Nerve.

A tall lady with saturnine counten-
ance went into the Virginia (Nev.
Chronicle Office and demanded of one
of the reporters if Virginia offered
good field for a series of dozen lect.
ures on woman suffrage.
don't think the Comstockers have
thought much about female suffrage"
replied the reporter frankly.
Don't say female" said the tall lady
sharply. s...
"Why not?" asked the reporter, in in
nocent surprise. li g4-s< Ne
Because, sir, term that is used to
describe sex in animals should not be
applied to women" s@js5
The reporter admitted, in great hu-
initiation, that the point was well taken,
and looked up in some alarm at the
severe countenance of the lady, who
was head taller than himself and man
ifestly able to thrash him in the inter
est of progress, if s. disposed. The
stern countenance softened somewhat
at the signs of confessed inferiority,
however, and the lady continued:
"The cause of woman is the cause of
humanity. The cause of humanity en-
braces all progress. Why, then, should
the people of Virginia be Indifferent to
woman?"
"They're not!" cried the small report
or, hastily. Ear from it. Woman is
the boss in this camp. Everything she
wants she gets, and not one in hun
dred has to do lick of work"
"Mere toys,7 said the tall one, with
deep scorn. "Playthings for an idle
hour. You cover woman with silks and
gauds and sink her soul into insignifi-
canoe by circumscribing her sphere
and allowing her no mission in Life"
WELL" admitted the small reporter,
"that's about the way we look at it up
here, that's fact. Women haven't got
the nerve to rastle for themselves like
men," a., ..#z.... IL He.
"Ner-r-r-ve!" She uttered this word
in terrific tone, SO terrific that the
small reporter half rose from his chair.
Nerve! What is there requiring
nerve that you do that I am incapable
OFF" ..s
mo offense, madam, no offense. I
meant nothing personal, I assure you"
Am I not stronger than your" she
demanded, scorning the apology. "Am
not gifted with as great brain? Why
do you despise my sexp We can bear
more pain, and are, therefore, your su.
periors in courage"
The small reporter was gazing fixed
~ at dark corner of the room, and made
no answer.
Nerve, indeedl" continued the tall
lady; "why, women have infinitely more
nerve than men. Only yesterday I saw
q woman"
"That's the biggest rat ever saw in
the ofice," said the small reporter,
staring intensely at the corner.
The screams that rent the air brought
in all the printers aud several citizens
from the street. When they arrived the
tall one was standing on chair with
one hand covering her eyes and the
other convulsively clutching at her
skirts as she gathered them close around
her. 49,.
The small reporter wisely took advan-
tage of the crowd to slip out, and he
telegraphed from Gold Hill that he was
going down to Carson to work up big
ITEM Virginia City Chronicle.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-03-31

A LONDON paper tells of an English
lady who has kicked football ninety
feet without training. Think of the
dreadful consequences that would en-
sue in case she should get to dreaming
about the matter some night and plant
her foot in the small of her unfortunate
husbands back.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-03-31

"Permit me one question; this accused
maiden is your betrothed9"
"No. I love her, but she spurned me
months ago.
$50! You are very generous then, and
your word is worth so much the more.
Would you like an interview with herr"
81 would like to tell her I believe in
her, it you are good enough to grant me
this great kindness.
"Stay moment, IS there any cause
why the accuser should bear any i'll will
toward the maiden accused T.
ooh yes" said Virginia, with an Ital
ian frank indifference to consi aerations
of delicacy. ''The girl, Meta, is crazy
for me. Her people, too, want me for
her"
The pretore smiled and signed to the
usher to take Virginia away with him.
"You can see her for only ten minutes
said the usher.
That is better than naught,'' and he
followed the conductor to door that
was heavily secured.
Umilta had been there three nights.
and they had done the work of years.
There was ahaggard, hunted ferocity and
of the man that loved her.
"Umilta, don't you know me? I am
your friend always; your lover when you
will. Why don't you speak to me9 be-
ieve it's all lie.'
She looked at him incredulously. eco
away. 90 to Meta Sari, she wants you! I
do not; am a thief, they say So
"They may say SO. You are as guilt
less as a child, and I love you. If can
not free you Will wait for you. The
great God has made you, beautiful, and
you have kept yourself pure; and when
you come from this place, you shall come
to me and be my wife,"
"You say this now" she spoke very
low.
II say it now and always
Suddenly she sprang to him, cast both
arms around his neck and kissed him.
II love you, but I will never bring
shame upon you, never saw the pearls.
and do not understand. They were I'M
der me. yes, but know nothing, moth
ing"
Virginia soothed her gently.
"But you love me-answer me, you
love me?'
eyes," she said with a grave sweet
ness that changed her and made her
lovelier in her pallor than she had ever
been, "but will never bring you shame y
"You can never bring it to me. Praise
be to Heaven for this prison house, my
love, since it is you have shown your heart
to me-"
He went quickly to the house of Sari
and found Meta sitting alone. "You
wrote that2'' said Virginia, thrusting her
letter before her face, "and you are vile
girl. You put the pearls under Umilta's
bed to make her ruin"
He spoke at random, but he saw in an
instant that he had guessed Alright.
"Confess," said Virginia, and as the
father came in, he said. "Your daughter
is vile bearer of false Witness
Before MONDAY down in Lastra, the
gossips had another tale to tell.
The confession of Meta was taken, and
Umilta was formally set free.
She was very pale still, very chastened
and subdued; but with such light upon
her face that people said she looked like
| one Of the angels.
II think l shall never be proud any
more except of you," she said. as she
looked into her lovers eyes.
To day I see her again; she is more
beautiful than tall plume of the maize;
she has Knot of autumn roses at her
throat; she has child on her shoulder;
the child holds dove in his arms. The
crown of gold has come to her, though
not in the way she thought.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-03-31
A CORNER IN KISSES.

Kiss me. viii. ]" sang. Marguerite.
TO pretty little tune,
Holding up her dainty mouth.
sweet as roses born in June:
Will was ten years old that day,
And he pulled her golden curIs
Teasingly, and answer made
I'm too old don't kiss giris.n
Ten years pass, and Marguerite
smiles as Will kneels at her feet,
Gazing fondly in her eyes,
Praylng, Won't you kiss me, sweetfn
Rite is seventeen to-day;
With the birthday ring fhe toys
For moment, then replies
I'm too old ~ don't kiss boys.'
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
ARMY PERSONALS.

Abstract from Orders of October e9th, De-
partment of Dakota
Acting Assistant Surgeon s. S. Turner, hay
ing reported in person at these HEADQUARTERS.
will proceed TO Fort Keogh, NJ. T.. and report
for duty. En- route at Bismarck DR.. Turner
wrll report by telegraph from Bismarck to Col,
Miles for any special instructions he may think
proper to give.
A general court-martial is appointed to meet
at Fort Sisseton, d. T., Friday, the 5th day
of November, 1880. Detail for the court:
Captain WHY'S Lyman, Fifth infantry; Capt.
.. b. Bennett, Seventeenth infantry; Capt.
Cass Durham, Eighteenth infantry; First Lien
tenant William Quinton, Seventh infantry:
Second Lieutenant Edward Chynoweth, Sew
enteenth infantry; Second Lieutenant e. J.
Grumley, Seventeenth Infantry, aud First
Lieutenant G. Fl. Roach, Seventeenth infantry,
judge advocate.
A general court-martial is appointed to meet
at Fort Shaw, NJ. T., Thursday, the 11th day
of November, 1880. Detail for the court: Capt.
John q. Page Third infantry; Capt. Edgar r.
Kellogg, Eighteenth infantry; First Lieut..
Francis b. Jones. regimental quartermaster
Third infantry; First Lieut. Daniel Fl. Floyd,
Eighteenth infantry; Second Lieut.. Frederick
Ihles, Third infantry; Second Lieut.. s. LIB.
Slocum, Eighteenth infantry; First Lieut.. Jo-
seph Hale, adjutant Third infantry, Judge adj
vocate.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
AMUSEMENT NOTES.

II is feared that the Emma Abbott onera
company will come to 81. Paul within a shert
time.
The old minstrel firm of Kelly & Leon has
disbanded. Each of the principals propose
to hoe their own row from this time forth.
There is good deal of interest in ST. PauI
as to whether Josh Whitcomb will draw or not
and the odds are invariably in favor of josh.
John Mccullough has had a very successful
two weeks engagement at st. Louis. He has
won many warm encomiums from both the
public and the press.
Harry Sargent has abandoned his intention
of prosecuting Modjeska for breach of con-
tract, and has attached himself to lis last
seasons failure, Adele Belgrade Ta-ta
Harry.
Fanny Davenport will start ont this week
with her new lay, written by Anna Dickinson,
"An American Girl" She expects q success.
and has Won it In New York. despite the adverse
criticisms of the press.
Maggie Mitchell seems to be the fayorite IN
oil latitudea. Returning from O very success
full Southern tour, she has received perfect
ovation at the North. It is pity she could
not be a candidate fox President.
Tom Keene, the new tragedian, will appear
upon the boards of the ST. Paul Opera House
before the season closes, and there will be an
opport unity of comparing him with his prede-
cessors, Mccullough and Barrett.
Sara Bernhardt has arrived in this country,
but the event doesn't seem to have awakened
the enthusiasm that was expected. Hsr man
ayers will have to 90 down into their weasel.
skins to pay the bills contracted.
The picture of Jim ONeill in the principal
role of the Passion Play, as printed in the
Dramatic Ne,os, differs very materially from
the aspect of the gentleman as he appears in
nee performances.
Denman Thompson will arrive tomorrow.
He is an old New England farmer, for if he
was anything else he could never represent the
character of josh WhitcOmb as cleverly as he
does. The play is not a drama. II is q story
of home life on a New England farm There
is wealth of pathos, of rnirth and of senti-
ment IN 1t, but dearth of the vulgar For
these reasons it is sure to draw well in st.
Paul.
loo much cannot bs said in commentator
of the company that last night closed its brief
engagement in this city in The Bankers
Daughter" The company was excellent Ia
every detail, and it Is gatifyibg to state that
despite the adverse circumstances that have
surrounded the production of the play-politi-
cal IN their nature-the company has been
well sustained. All the artists-and the term
Is appropriately used-acquitted themselves
with signal success. and have left behind them
only memories that are pleasant
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
BOARD OF EDUCATION.

FIR. Rice Resigns and Dr.. Richeaoa Falls
the Vacancy-Mr. DonnelIy Elected Sec
Rotary,
The board of education met in regular ses-
sion last night, President Lienau in the chair.
Absent-Inspector Otis.
A resolution was passed directing the com.
mittee on property to ascertain at what price
the high school building could be leased for
another year.
The sum of 800 was appropriated to pur-
chase apparatus for the high school.
The committee on property were instructed
to purchase organs for the Monroe Washington
and Humboldt schools, not to exceed $75
each.
Secretary Rice rendered his resignation as
member OF the board, which was occasioned
on account of his removal from the Fifth to
The Fourth ward. Accepted.
inspector Hamilton nominated W. 8. Alex
auder TO fill the vacancy.
Inspector Donnelly nominate DE-. Richeson.
DIR. Richeson Was elected by vote of seven to
three.
MIR. Donnelly was elected secretary, after,
which the board adj burned until Monday at &
p. II.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
RailtUay affairs Elsewhere.

ST.. LOUIS, Oct. S0.-The Missouri Pacific
this morning cut the Kansas City rate to $5
and the Chicago & Alton and Wabash immedi-
ately followed.
DETROIT, hitch, Oct. 30.--In the suit com.
menced by the State some weeks since against
the Lake Shore Michigan Southern railroad
to Collect taxes, averdict was rendered this
morning In favor of the State for 1913, 494. The
case will be taken to the supreme court.
WASHINGTON, Oct. S0.-The secretary of the
interior to-day appointed A. b. Nichols. en-
glneer of the bureau of railroad accounts,
Hoyt Sherman, os Iowa, aud J. B. Bloom of
New York, commissioners to examine the re-
Gently completed section Of the Atlantic & Pa
cihc railroad from Auqlguerque, So miles west
ward, in New Mexico
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

The charge was made that Mayor Har
rison, of Chicago, had ordered all city en-
ployes to turn out and work for the Dem
ocratic ticket on pain of dismissal. The
Republican officials have united in stating
that the allegation is false, and furthermore
that they have never been approached in any
manner by the mayor to influence their
votes. The course of the Democratic may-
or of the western metropolis is strongly con-
trasted with that OF the federal officials, who
have insisted upon every official and en-
ploye working for the Republican nominees,
no matter what their fitness may be.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

The Chicago Republican papers are
gloating over the fact that at least twenty
thousand voters in that city will be disfran-
chised next Tuesday by reason of their ina
bility to get their votes recorded. These
twenty thousand are residents of Democrat
&c wards. liz all the Republican wards ample
facilities have been provided for polling the
full vote. The facts are simply corrobo-
ration of the charges heretofore made that the
Republican party is determined at all haz-
ards to prevent free vote and q fair count.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
THE COURTS.
District Court.
Before Judge Wilkiu.I

IoSAofe JudSS WIKI.
GENERAL TERM.
Charles Wilson VS.. James Slater; action for
labor. Verdict for $40. so in favor of plant
iff.
The st. Paul Manufacturing company vs.,
Ingham d Oorliss. Settled and dismissed.
Avina Widmer VS.. the city of st. Paul: ac-
tion for $4,000. Verdict for plaintiff and
damages assessed at 300.
SPECIAL TERN CALENDAR.
before Judge BRILL
Assessment for constructing a sewer ON
Fifth street, and on Seventh. Eighth. Ninth.
Tenth, Eleventh and Twelfth, Locust and
Olive streets, and grading Kittson street from
Fifth to Seventh street. Motion to confirm
assessment. Granted.
Assessment for grading Lafayette avenue
from Grove to Collins street. Same. Same.
Henry Van Hoven VS.. Joseph Irish; removed
to the United States court.
Ramsey county vs.. lot 4, block 9, Bazille &c
Roberts addition to West st. Paul; motion
to yacate judgment. Granted.
John A. Allen vs. the Marine bank ct. al;
motion to confirm report of sale. Granted.
William +. NOyes vs.. Hattie l.. Moves; di-
vorce. Referred to w. B. McGrorty to take
testimony.
John MahOney VS.. Donald Stevenson, The
First National bank of st. Paul garnishee
and McLain and Macnider claimants; motion
for discharge Of garnishee and claimant.
Granted.
w. N. Allen VS.. Joseph Coates motion to
remove to municipal court and motion to show
cause. Taken under advisement.
In the matter OF the application of VIM. q.
Gordon and wife to adopt child, change its
name and make it their heir st large.
Granted.
Robert MoMenemy VS.. Jane henry; discharge
OF garnishee. Continued Co November 20.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

S. LEE DAVIS is the best auditor Ramsey
county ever had. The duties of the Office
are faithfully performed, and the public
interests carefully and honestly subserved.
Mr.. Davis administration has been COM
mended by our best citizens of all parties.
His opponent is simply chronic and hun
cry Office seeker, whose only claim is that
he never treats any one decent in any trans
action he has with the public
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

The Chicago Times asserts that if there is
any creature more despicable than the man
who would attempt to influence his en-
ploye's vote it Is the employe who would
submit to the dictation of such a master.
The GLOBE unequivocally endorses the sea-
timent. A man should vote for his own in
terests, no matter what his employer may
say, and will be protected in his right to vote
free ballot by the laws of the States.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

The voters of the Fourth ward ought not
to have to visit to determine who to support
for the legislature. Col. @. w. Griggs is
the man of all others in the ward who
ought TO be IN the legislature. It is mat
ter of public congratulation that such a
man will accept the part and he ought to be
elected by majority 60 great that his op-
ponent will not be heard from again. Vote
for Griggs.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
Protestant Churches.


st. Panl's Church (Episcopal), Rev e. L.
Thomas, Rector-Sunday school Gnfant class)
2:30 P. Ii. Evening service in Guild room 7 :cC
Pm.
First Methodist Episcopal Church. corner OF
Third street and Summit avenue-At 1899 A.
NJ, the pastor. Samue G. Smith, will preach
on ''The Religion for the Times. At 7:3O P.
NJ, Rev. l.. G. Barnes, of the Baptist church,
will preach. All welcome.
Grace ri. E. Church, Hopkins Street
Preaching morning and evening by the pastor
Fl. @. Jennings. Evening subject, Our Duty
in the Coming Election" Sunday school IL
IL. Prayer meeting Wedr esday evening.
Christ Church Episcopal corner Fourth and
Franklin Strkets-Services 1880 A. NJ and 1880
p. II. Sunday school 2;50 P. NJ. Services con-
Quoted by Rev. Mr. Coer, OF Rochester, and
Rev. MIR. Thomas of st. Paul q church. All
saints services with communion, Monday, 10 80
A. II, Rev. Thomas officiating.
House of Hope, Presby terrain Ohurch-Morn-
ing service ut l0:3D Preaching by Rev. NJ. ID.
Edwards. Evening service will consist o. a
service of song conducted by Thos. Cochran,
Jr. > to commence at 1870.
Unity Church, corner Wabashaw and Bz.
change streets-Service at 80 A. NJ. Sermon
by W. G. Gannett.
Central Presby terian church, e. p. Maclaren
pastor, on Cedar street, between Ninth aud
Tenth streets, (near the capitel.) Preaching
at 10 A. IL. and p n. Sabbath school and
bible classes at 12M.
Plymouth Congregational church, corner of
Wabashaw street and Summit avenue. Usual
services at 10 :30A, nj. and 1880 P. ii. Preach
ing by the pastor, Rev. DR.. Dana; evening sub
ject, Lessons for the Hour" Sabbath scnool
at IL. Business mems prayer meeting at 6:45.
First Presbyterian church, corner of Lafay-
cite avenue and Woodward street Services at
1880 A. II. and 7'30 p NJ. Preaching by the
pastor, Rev. s. Conn, d. D. Evening subject
The Observation-Disclosures of Christi Seats free
and all invited. Sunday echool at II NJ
Young peoples meeting at GAS P. II.
Bethel Chapel, foot of Jackson street. Ser
vices at P M, by Chaplain Smith.
New Jerusalem, (or Swedenborgan) chul Oh,
Market street, between Fourth and Fifth
streets. Rev. Edward @. Mitchell, pastor. Ser
vices at 10:3O A. N. q, Sunday
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
Stealing Its O,C. PROPERTY.
sioux City Journal-Rep.1

sioux City Journal-Rep.]
The st. Paul GLOBE is caught plagiarizing
one of its own jokes. Two years ago the paper
adopted a shibboleth against Washburn, the
Republican candidate for Congressman in the
Third Minnesota district, and in one issue
ended every paragraph in the paper with the
Slogan. This year it has adopted "Washburn
must go'' as a motto, and gets off the two
year old joke by appending the words to every
paragraph of the issue of the 9th. The joke,
like Buffers ''shoo-fiy' to Sunset Cox, was
very good when new, but when repeated falls
very fat.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

After election do you want to go somewhere?
Remember the Minneapolis & St. Louis train
leaving st. Paul at $40 P NJ, brings you in to
New York, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Boston,
snd all other Eastern cities, nine hours in ad-
vance of ali other evening trains out of st.
Paul. This is the only line with enterprise
enough to shorten their time. 80 as to save you
one nights travel between st. Paul and East
ern cities, by connecting in Chicago with the
$50 fast express. Call on
GEO. FL. HAZARD, Agent,
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31

EMORY A. Storms expects TO be member
Of MIR. Garfsld's cabinet, as attorney gen
eral. He has earned the position, having
successfully defended several whisky thieves
and Mr. Garfield from the punishment they
so richly deserved.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-31
RELIGION IN YNsrALmEN rs.
What the Various and Varying Seats Offer
for the Spiritual Enlightenment of the
Pubic To-Day
C1ihaLic Chatreaes

O"ftostC
st. Michael's church, Sixth ward-fev. p. j.
Gallagher, pastor. Mass at o'clock A. NJ.
High mass and sermon at 1879 o'clock A. NJ.
Vespers Mt $50 o clock P. M.
st. Joseph church, Carroll street, between
Western and Virginia avenues-Rev. Joseph
Keefe, pastor. Low mass at o'clock A. NJ
High mass al 10 o'clock A. n. Vespers at 4
o'clock p. NJ
st. MarY's church, corner Ninth and Lo-
Gust streets-Rev. D. Calliett. pastor. Mass at
1880 o'clock A. NJ. Sunday school at 2:30
o'clock p. NJ. Vespers at $3.50 O'Clock P. M.
Assumption church (German), corner Ninth
and franklin streets-Mass at z o clock A. M. !;
fer children at o'clock A. NJ. High mass ana
sermon at 1890 o'clock A. NJ Sunday school
at 2 o'clock P. n. Veepers at o'clock P. M.
Church of St. Louis, corner of Tenth and
Cedar streets-Rev. A. Payett, pastor. Mass at
Z 80 clock A. II. High mass and sermon at
10A. II.
CALENDAR FOR WEEK.
October 81. Suuday-Twenty fourth Sunday
after Pentecost. st. Wolfgang, bishop and
oonfessor.
November l.. Monday-Feast of all saints.
November 2, Tuesday Commemoration of
all the faithful departed.
November 3, Wcdnesday-Of the Octave.
November 4, Thursday-St. Cha,lss Borro-
meo, bishop and confessor.
November 5, Friday-Of the octave.
November E, Saturday-Of the octave