The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-06-25
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Clippings.
-Borc-"What time do you retire
here" Young lady (borcd) -tSoon
as the company goes"
-"Blaine" is the name OF new
town in Kansas. 1t is so-called be-
cause it has just been laid out.
Eleven hundred and cighty-fvc
emigrants from Germany arrived at
baltimore on Wednesday, and immc-
tiatcly left for the West.
"A young man bonsted that he
ilad a we'll stored mind, whereupop
young lady murmured, "W hat pity
ave cant find out where he stored it,"
Grant made tour of the world
rs running start for the Presidential
leap Of 1850. Nothing short of n
trip TO the moon will secure his sue
cess in 1884.
1t is the easiest thing in the
world to find 4 man willing TO bet
hat on his candidate, bnt it is the
hardest thing in the world TO find the
man if he loses.
The idea that gun powder and
whiskcy will make soldier feel
brave is all nonsense. Put him be-
hind stone wall if you want to see
his spine sufen.
The l'uU MuU Gazctte says sui
eide is rapidly increasing in England.
1t is not surprising. Mrs. Woodruff
is lccturing there, and five alleged
comic wecklies are published in Lon
don.
The Republicans are still pcrplcx.
cd about the Whitaker case. Not
that they care bauhec for Whitaker
or his ears; but the question is, how
the deuce is it to help Golycr Car
field.
IAN Iowa lawyer reached out to-
wards big inkstand while address
ing the court. and the nearest man
promptly knoclieh him down. They
i,clicvc in the ounce Of prevention out
that way.
The happiness Of your life de-
rends upon the quality of your
thoughts; therefore, guard according
~, and take care that yon entertain
no notions unsuitable to virtue and
unreasonable to nature.
The Atlanta Phonogroph says it
useless for the young men in Georgia
10 make an effort to hold any high Of
flee. it matters not how capable they
are, until al the colonies and gcncr-
ais die anil get out of the way.
-"You'rc fool, Frank" Dead
wood maiden said TO her bashful low
or; "hcrc I've been waiting two
hours for you TO kiss ne, and there
yOu sit just if dad wouldn't come
down in ten minutes and close the
shcbang."
Nov is The time when very young
lawyers can be boos ted into the re-
gions Of estate bliss very chcaply.
Juct hint TO 'em that some village
committee has mentioned their names
in connection with the Fourth OF
July Grafton.
The German-Amcrican Indepcn-
dent Citizens Association of New
York City has declared, by resolution
that though satisfied with the defeat
Of the third-tcrme:s by the nomina-
ton of Garfield, they regard the
nomination Of Arthur as disroputa-
bic concession 10 the evil elements of
his party.
"A man who firmly believes that
q second flood will come next No
vembcr to cover the whole face of the
earth is building an ark at Helena,
Texas. The craft will hold fifty per-
sons, with food for forty days and
forty nights, and he will take passen-
gers at $500 each. Every other ves-
sci, he explains, will be wrecked.
A messenger comes all the way
from the spirit land to inform the
world that "you canno' take your
gold into the spirit life, but you can
your knowledge" ANY parties about
entering the spirit life; and desrous
10 exchange some Of their gold for
knowledge should Immediately ad.
dress us, enclosing 81 as guarantee
Of good faith.
1t is reported that there WAS Il
lively market in the sale Of seats by
The colored delegates to Chicago;
prices rauging from $40 to S25 per
day. Among other purchasers was
an old dyed-in-the-wool Jackson
Democrat, who bought out "cullnd
troop" and sat NIL day among the
StnlWaris rs calmly and selc.nnssns-