Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1880-08-05
Established December 18TH 1885, ',,,r, ',,,,,. !.
Sips of Fun.
How to remove widows weeds:
Say 1wilf thnl1v and they. wilt


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How to removewidow's weeds
Say swift thou and they will
/ 1t is no sign that because
man is growing sage that he j
becomingIwise.
Naturally enough, "Truth i
strangerithan felton," becaus
it is not so commOn.
AS a rule the flower of th,
family does nothing towards pro.
viding the daily bread. q
A great many men who star
out to refornlgthe world leave
themselves off for the last job
One hugh is worth a dozenslove
letters, and they. cannot be. In
troduced. III q. breach Of promise
suit. 81 lIi3 sasii,,iI,esq lie bHs
81 :. pil.lla4esgt ri aatGqsil bnr p4Ai
Some one says a man must
either be an aliyil or a hammer
But Blu how many many are are .p ppethiEngbut l1Eg
Some people put stockings on
their hens to keep them from
scratching, but "a better plan is
to "shoo'' them.
An Tishman says he cam see
no earthly reason why women
shouldsnot be allowed obecome
medical men.
The trouble with too many in
this world lis that they want re-
served seats everywhere except
in the family circle. . - 40
-TMy lord,' ,''lsaia the foreman
of an Irish jury when giving in
the verdict, owe find the man
who stole the mare not guilty"
A man was asked the other
day how many childrenl0heghad,
and he replied, "F'ive boys, and
each boy has two sisters
1 Marriages IN May are said to
be ,unlucky; but then so are
those in June, July, September
in fact all the other
1t costs a Buffalo man more
in the way of fines to beat bis
wife than it does to abuse his
dog, but he gets more enjoy
ment out Of it. l ''h <l., b
A lleadrille man fell over a
bluff and if her had not been
drunk he would have been killed,
and if he hadn't been drunk, be
wouldn't lhaYe1 fallen over the
bluff. You can make the occur
renee point whichever moral
II, ~ 'fss.s, p,s.sxa..a.lg xa..a.lg,gx gx.,I,. lit
decided that a mere dislike for
a minister is not sufficient cause
for severing his pastoral Arela-
tions. 1t is not sufficient, per-
haps, but it generally answers
the purpose when the people get
it good and strong.
r Agrustic visited the Office of a
Kentucky newspaper lthesOther
day with a news item which he
was particular should be pub
lished in "alr' the papers of that
issue. He was fearful that in
making so many papers they
might leave it out of some of
them"
Al uhopeRll case: Patient
Then, according to you, doctor,
in order to live at all, | must
give up all that makes life worth,
living? Doctor-I'm afraid so
lat least for a few years. Pa
tient-Perhaps you'd recon-
mend me to marry? 2 Doctor "a
confirmed bachelor )-Oh, mol
Come, my dear fellow, it's not
quite SO bad as all that, you
know. yaraAe iosrs 81
Last year young D. assid-
uously courted the daughter of
a pharmacist, hoping to marry
her. At that time whenever he
spoke of his intended father-in-
law, he always said, 'That great
savant, ""The famous chemist"
etc. Much to his disgust, young
D was refused by the phar-
daughter. And now,
Whenever any one speaks to him
of lis Unnatural father-in-law,
he says, disdainfully, "Ah, yes,
that old herb-gatherer."
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