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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-05-27
1880.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-05-27

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that not only IS the body inyigorated and regu.
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the mind
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-05-27
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physician OF over twenty-five years, himself pros
trated with Consumption, is indeed to try the
LUNG BALsAM, and informs us 1T Is doing all
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-05-27
Wholesale Grocery Market.
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Coffee and Sugar firmer.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
THE nRUM MAJOR.

The Chicago Tribune gives a vivid pen
picture of the drum II q aor-with big, big
D and Il bigger NJ. Any one who has eve
seen the mighty mortal in his glory will re
cognize the accuracy of the picture:
His feet rose and fell with the regularity
of quartz crushers; his bearskin was as tow
ering and fluffy as cats tail in springtime
His gauntleted left hand was glued to his
hip, and his gauntleted right hand to his
staff, saving right and left for dear life
Tlen he reacI Q the second line of review
and prepared to salute. First he :aised tn,
staff shoulder high and wobbled it four
times like the walking beam OF an engine
Then he reversed it and gave one glider
huke tn the right and two flabdubs to tn,
left, twirled the knob seven times, flung til,
staff twenty feet in the air, and made mo
tion as if he were going to turn triPl.
50 nersault before il came down again. II a..
stead of this, however, he caught it defly
tucked it under his right arm, shot out hi,
left horizontally, crooked his elbow and
laid the back of his hand on his brow An,
he did all this with such skill, rapidity ano
pride that the small boy cried "Oh, lookel
him, Jimmy Ny eye dom. he look lk,
a billed lobster nor nOthin'l"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

A Colorado paper relates the following !;
IA tender foot from the States ho had been
drunk from the time he left Chicago until
he arrived in LeaGvlle, sobered up, when,
seeing the snow on the hill tops, he blurted
out The longest drunk ever took-from
the Fourth OF July till Winters gimme an
other drink-may's well keep it up Till
Spring"
While the Galveston grand jury was in
session kind-hearted citizen took the fore
man aside and told him that the Grand Jury
ought to inspect the Galveston Cay Jail and
report unlavorably upon it, us it was not d
tit place for prisoner to stay. Said the
foreman: "That's all nonsense. Two ol
ihree OF the jurymen went inside just To iind
oct how a leon feels in there, and they sait
it was just the thing. 1t ielt like home ia
| there"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

-Poulterers and Farmers TINT are alive to
their interests are Mt this season of the wear
giving their chickens NJ. Il. Roberts Poultry
Powders. II makes them healthy and strong.
consequently more valuable for the full
trade.
III You have horse for sale, one package
OF Roberts Horse Powders will improve his
condition to the extent Of 10 per cent in his
selling price. Farmers figure this out rs
cents buy package. For sale by all drug
gistg.
-Walker--Are there any two things as an
taRonistic as Hancock and GARFIELD ? Miller
Certainly, hheumalism and RobcTt0' Elm.
where tho Embrocation is it is too hot ioS
Rheumatism. Sold by all druggists at S5
and 70 ceRts
This Is not a fairy tale although there ls
some magic aboEt II; and If yOH rave any
desire TO md out what Kind Of a tale T. is or
wherein the magic lies, ask your druggist for
EbOttle OF Sines' Syrup OF Tar. " lid 'heTry
ana hOarhound, and the secret NAV be learn
ed from the inside wrapper Sold by all drug
Kisis at rs and SO cents per bottle.
-"Quo,h the Raven. never more p Bui
ne had no reference to Sines Syrup of Tar,
Wis CherTy and HoarhO for II Onl y ne eds
one TRIAL for people evermUre to use IL In cases
Q! Colds and Coughs and all affections Of the
bronchial Tubes. Sold by all reliable drug
glsts At rs and 5oeents per bottle.
Mothers, before giving your little babe
cough or Group medicines, remember that
Hines' syrup Of Tar, Wild Cherry and HOar-
hound is the only Cough Preparation that
contains no opium, morphine nor any other
narcotic.
For Group. sudden and severe attacks o
Gold, take Sines' syrup OF par Wild ChsrTy
and Hoarhound.
-SineS' Syrup OF Tar. Wild Cherry and
AoaThuund stands ct the head of all prepare
tionH OF la HoRrhound, and Il needs only On,
trial 10 satisfy the most ineredulOus that Il
VIII do all that is claimed OF Il that 70,
Coughs and Colds II h 5 no equalI Sold b,
all druggists at rs and 90 cents per bottle.
ITO BET OF not 10 be9 That Is the ques
uon.n Whether tits nObleT In tie mind 4
gniter the aches and pains that human iesl
" heir to, when oyertaken by severe cOugl
VI cVld, or to purchase n bottle Of Sine's Sy
Tup Of Tar, Wild Cherry aud Hoarhound an,
ny thus opposing, end them. Sold by al
al druggis- rs aud 30 cents per bottle.
They said "She never told her love .hn
let eoneealinent Ike a worm In the bud foe,
on her dAmask check; bRt when they foun,
Il was not love, but the remains Of q cold tha
VAS surely and sadly leading TO consumption
they procured for her bottle of Sints' Syrul
0f Tar, wild Cherry and hoarhOund. 1t {
peedlces - remark that she recovered. SOL,
~ Al tFuEgists- 20 cents y bottle
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
1t is difficult to understand WHY a

1T is difficult to understand why wife
never asks her husband "if the doors are all
locked" until he is sngly covered up in
bed.
Mrs. Youn gwonan wants To know "what
is the best way t" mark table linen" Leave
the baby aud a blackberry pie alone at the
table for three minutes.
"He that givrth IN the poor leniclh To
the Imrd," aud same people seem 80 tniuk
It is necessary u tell everybody they know
that they are one ut the Lords creditors.
The Cincinnati prominent man who
couldn't attend a pnlltIcal meeting sent a
large hog To be barbecurd, with "A note stat,
ng that he sent the hog To represent him.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
THE wnooPINa Couem.

The wooping cough being prevalent in
New York the papers are publishing recipes
for its relief from mothers whose children
have suffered. We give a few of them
"My child, eight months old, had the
whooping cough. | tried everything, and,
as q last resort, cod liver oil. While it did
not cure her, it relieved her very much, 1t
made the cough very much lighter. From
almost a skeleton she is now a very fat baby.
Whooping cough must have its run. The
only thing to be done is to ease the cough,
and think if 'Wboop' tries the oil he will
find that it gives the relief. Children under
three years should begin with a few drops.
increasing to a half teaspoonfulj children
oyer three can take half teaspoonlul to a
teaspoonful."
"rhe following remedy Tor whooping
cough proved most successful in my family,
being the only medicine used while my
nine children were sick Five cents worth
ipecac, five cents worth castor oil, five
cents worth paregoric, five cents worth
molasses; dose, a teaspoonful evary two or
three hours. If the quantity be not sullci-
ent, replenish ,as it Is better to prepare often
and have it fresh"
"To one teaspoonful of sperm oil put two
of molassesj give quite frequently, the of
tener the better. | have one child, and
when she was five years old she would have
choked to death had it not been for this
simple remedy"
"Take teaspoonful of brown sugnr wet
with sweet oil and as many drops of oil of
cinnamon as the child is years old. This is
to be taken three times day"
Put pint Of vinegar in a bowl. Then
take fresh egg, put it IN the vinegar, and
let it remain until the hard shell entirely
disappears, which will probably be in less
than twenty-four hours. Beat it with the
vinegar, and add to 1t one pound of brown
with the egg and vinegar. This will make a
kind of syrup, which may be given to the
little ones as often as you like through the
day or night. 1t is a good old fashioned
remedy, and has been well tried in my own
family"
"a ver1 simple remedy for whooping
cough, to give the children, is a glass or SO
of warm goats milk every morning before
breakfast or, if that cannot be had, the
same amount fresh from the cow"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
A CURIOUS DISEASE,

Under the name Of narcolepsy M. Cell
neau describes, in the British Medical Jour
nal, rare form OF neurosis, characterized by
an irresistible desire to sleep, sudden in its
onset, lasting but a short time, and occurring
at more or less prolonged intervals. This
neurosis has some analogies with sonnolence
and catalepsy. 1t was described for the first
time, in 1862, by DR.. Chase, who referred 1t
to serious and passive congestion of the
meninges and of the brain. The persons
suffering from it fall asleep any moment;
their sleep lasts for few moments, and they
then recover their consciousness The pa
tlent whose case is reported by NJ. Galineau
fell asleep this way four or five times dur
ing his dinuer, letting his knife and fork fall,
aud breaking off in the middle OF II sentence
he was utterng. Up to the present time the
most varied kinds OF treatment have failed
to give any good result. We have encoun-
tered two cases of this sleepy disease. One
was lieutenant of cavalry in the Conleder-
ate army. Before the war he was n dry
goods merchant, and since the war he has
returned to his store. His narcolepsy dates
from childhood. He is very leshy man,
of more than average mental strength, aud
the father of several vigorous children
While selling goods in the midst of con
versation, and even while drinking whis-
ky toddy, we have known him TO fall as.
leep. In few seconds or moments he
would awake, apparently unconscious that
he had slept. A Confederate general OF
great intellect, an enormously obese man,
was the second case. If talking when the
sleep came on, these gentlemen would, OF
waking resume, where they had left of
Louisville Medical Net0s
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
Trsus ANN THAT.

The greatest organ in the world-the
organ of speech in womenj an organ, too,
without STOP.
--"Is your cough any easier p said one of
poor Hoods acquaintances, on calling to see
how he was. at should be- said the wit
from his pillows "pvc been practising oil
night"
The man who seeks to win n reputation
for prodigal generosity by publicly astonsh-
ing some poor beggar with the presentation
Of dollar,rarely surprises his wash woman
in that way.
"A California convict who was about 10
be hanged cody sang song to the Sheriff,
but the local journals do not know the name
Of the song. 1t must have been "Break the
Moose Gently"
1t is difficult to conceive how woman
can put up her back hair, rock the cradle
with one foot, look into the mirror and lec-
ture her husband with her mouth full of
hair pins all at the same time.
-Teacher-"suppose that you have two
sticks Of candy, and your big brother gives
you two more how many have you got
then7' Little Boy Shaking his hcad)-
"You don't know him he ain't that kind
of boy"
-Sweetly sings a nineteenth century poet:
"What will heal my bleeding heart ?" Lint,
man, lint; put on plenty of lint. Or hold
cold door key 10 the back of your neck,
press a small roll of paper under the end
OF your upper lip, and hold up your left
arm. This last remedy to be used only in
case your heart bleeds ut the nose.
There is nothing more discouraging to
the honest, God-rearing man than to be obli-
ged to get up about midnight and waltz
around the room in an abbreviated night
shirt, with a wet towel in one hand and a
cory of Booths Digest on Profanity" in the
other, trying to kill the blood. thirsty little
music-box that murders sleep. and then TO
have his wife tell him to be careful and not
get any blood on the walls.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
And the Leaves Were for the Heal
ing al the Nati0nSo

This isisfully exemplifed in the edemonstra-
ton that SO common pasture weed as
smart Tweed or water pepper, possesses med
icinal properties which, when combined with
essence Of Juniaica Ginger aud other ellica-
clous vegetable extracts, as in DR.. Perces
Compound Extract of Smart Weed. Il con-
stitutes most potent remedy for bowel at
lectlans, as diarrh0a, dysenlary, bux, etc.
II is also on elicacious medicine for colds,
and to break mp fevers and inAammatory at
tacks, and for the alienation of pain. Every
family should keep supply of 1t. SO cents
by druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

A man having announced that he
was once in community where they all
minded their own business, his statement
was doubted, and he was called upon to tell
where it was. at was on board shp-at
seO-and the passengers were all too sick to
meddle with one anotber's affairs" he an
swered.
A lawyer and preacher were discuss
ing the direction of the wind. "The former
said: "We go by the court house vane."
"Amd we 60 10y the church vune," replied
the parsnn. "ln the matter of wind that is
the best authority" SAID the lawyer. Aud
the parson went home 10 cogitate
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

-Thomas Young, of Perkinsvile, Ind,
looked into cannon to see if it was loaded
the other day, and some one put lighted
match at the other end. Young didn't IN
form the bystanders whether it was loaded
or not, for just then his head flew off.
-Detroiters are complaining Of the poor
quality of ice sold in that city. They say
it is worm eaten, mildewed and much of it
warmed over from year before last, aud d
ten cent chunk won't last family Of six
over two days. Why don't they lynch the
ice dealers?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
Help to Mothers NnrSing Infants.

II is a conceded fact that mothers who
have the care, anxiety aud draught of nurs-
ing infants, are weak and need the aid of
some Strengthening tonic to make up the
nourshment required for the growth Of the
child. Ale, porter and lager beer have Of
ten been recommended. or late, since ply
scans have become aware that the Port
Grape Wine produced by Alfred Speer, of
Pasaic, n. j., is strictly pure. they have
prescribed it instead of Ale and Porter. This
wine is principally sought for by mothers
who have nursing infants at the breast, as
the best supplying medicine to be found.
The wine is rich IN body and not intoxcat
ing, but gently stimulating. Druggists gem
orally keep 1t. t.-EHquirer. For sale by A.
j. Dnrling.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

Why is it that man will grumble at
home if he sees a coffee stain on the table
cloth, and declare that il takes away his APP
petite, and yet will go n a free lunch place
use the same towel half hundred have
used before him, aud his appetite does moi
seem 10 trouble HIM 10 the least.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

Thousands of soldiers and heirs are en-
titled to Pensions, with payment from date
of discharge or death, if applied for before
July /, 1880. Wound, accidental in.
jury or disease entities to pension. Bounty
and back pay collected. Increase of Pen
sion secured. This firm established in 1866.
Address, enclosing stamp, EDISON BROS,
U. s. Claim Attorneys, III G Street, Wash
ingtOn, D. G. If
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
Ise Wise ana Happy.

lfyon will stop all your eXtruvagant and
wrong notions in d"cturing yourself and fam
lllcs with expensive doctors or humbug
cure-als, that do harm always, and use on
ly natures simple remedies for all your all
ments-you will be wise, well ard happy,
and save great expense. The greatest rem
edy for this, the great. wise and good will
tell you, is Hop Bltters-rely on it, See an
other cOlumn.-PrcSs. 43-2
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25
PENSIONS.

PENSIONS jury, Ey'Ty even Hqgna Sy ScoiGehi ID 1T
or any disease entities soldier Of the late wrr
TO pens n a pens,ons oy the law Of Irnu
deaCn Oi a 20 uier All entitled shnu d tpplY at
Ouse. Thousands WHO are now arawlng Den.
SION are 'tltlcd TO an increase. Soldiers nnd
WILLOWS Ot thf war uf 1872. and N exican war are
entltled 10 enslOus. thousands are vet enti-
tea to bounty nut dOn't kI ow H.. Fees In ali
cases only 5000. Send Two STAMPS for new
laws hlanSs ami INSTRUCTIONS to AT. WARD
FIIZ iERA Id, U, 5. CLAIM ATTORNEY, BOX
5s1. Washington Dc. dec 27-tf,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

-"Fruit is very high this year." said the
tramp wistfully, as he passed the ten-loot
wall of garden.
The census of Rhode Island is completed
and some Of the enterprising papers of that
State print the names of all the inhabitants
in full, devoting nearly column to it,
"A young man married a deaf and dumb
girl, but soon afterward she recovered both
speech and hearing, and he has applied Tor
a divorce. He says it is an outrageous swim
die.
Don't speak all at once, girls. His
Serene Highness, Prince Herman Eugene
Adolph Bernhard Franz Ferdinand August
Won superintendent Hohenstein, is look
ing for wife.
French attempts al English are apt TO be
eomical. Here is the closing paragraph of a
circular received from Saint Etionne: "Bl
thanksgiving you beforehand for the trust
that you will accord us, we begin you, to re
ceive our forward civilities."
A tramp woke up suddenly with cold
sweat standing in great beads upon his fore
head, whats the matter2" asks his com
panion. A frightful dream dreamt !
was at work." 81 told you that last piece
OF mince pie would give you LorFid night,
mare
The street car was crowded, and the
driver was just about to start when Gilhooley
remarked 10 a friend; "Jones is not married
yet, 10 lie ?" 'Of course not" al thought
he was not married yet, for saw him car
rying home a broom yesterday" A REQ
faced woman snapped her eyes at Gilhooley
and pushed a cadayerous, timid lookin,
man ahead Of her as she got out Of the car
GGiuest0n Ne,ss.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

mnnOCan't be made by every aPent every
AONOlmouth IN the business we furnish,
w " ~ out tho e wiling 20 wurs csu clsl
IA earn a dozen dollars daY right n Their avn
oc4ltues. have no roo % explain here. Bus
iress pleasant and honorable. Women and
bnVs ana glrls do rs wen rs men. We VIII tur-
nish YOU comuiese Ou.h frer. " will he9r
expense OF Starting you. Particulars free,
Write and see. Farmers and mecuanlcs, TAeir
sons aud daughters. and gli ella res in need Of
paving work at home, should write % MS Hud
learn all about the work at once. address
TRU 4 a CO. Augusta haiue. JuhlQyl
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To the Working Glass We are now prepar
20 70 IN nj II ali classes WI h cOnstaut emp Oy.
me1t at home, the whole Of the lime or Tor
their spare moments. Business new light aud
IohtpOie Pc 3 ms of ei.her sex e1sIly earn
tr m 81 cehts tn s. per evening. and a pr pOr.
tlon u sum by CevCtng their whole line to the
busluGa-. BOYS and Pirls cam negIly a. much
Gs ln'n. That All who zee this notice NAV send
the .ddre.e aud test the huslueus We ma 40
this ORE To sucn as are moi well saGis fied
We VIII send one Dollar 10 pay for tine Iouble
OF writing. Fun uurt'cugTs and outfit Il ee
Address GEORGE STINSON q CO.. Port.
and, Marine. July levI.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

General Agent fer carbon, Monroe and Pike
cnunue~, County Buildings Mauch Chuuk,
Carbon county Pa. feb. 14.-tt.
CHARLES LIMIT, agent for Weissport
PaIryvllle and Franklin township.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-09-25

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tinn that pives yOu Insurance uf &C ual cost
No sucplus divided among the officers o.
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