Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-06-30

The FRENCH RapoRrss. y ssterday after
noon young III IA cllled at the APPEAL Office
and asked to o. set az work writing locals
He said hy was Frenchman by birth, but S,
familiar with the English language that he
lowed to execute a sample and evolved tn,
| following:
The RUNAWAY OF THE GOAT.-Sonetime
yesterday by two hours past meridian, boy
| rode in a cart with wheels to billy goat at
| tached. On the street he vecifsrates to a boy
| of the peighbsrs of whom he was friend who
| 1t once Of the cart aade himself passenger
Of. The rays of the sun caused the animal a
psr.pira ton tremendous. When by the cor.
nsr Of two streets at right angles passing, the
voice Of politician, George Hill by name,
made much ado and with accentuatioa ter
rife proclaimed himself voter under the COZ
stitution for Garfield, which the same was At
Chicago nominated by Konkling and Dixley.
Hearing the same the goat went down the
street with pace accelerated aud the pedcs-
.rian upon the sidewalk passing. the air filed
with the shout like the universal thunder.
Thus did the goat from the acclaIa"tiens Of
where sitteth in solemn state the Master of
the Peace by the name of Cary, with head
of much badness aPPaI snt, the locks Of snow
nesr the ear on each side and the nose Of car
mine. As sped the goat by the street faster
along with every moment beating his previous
time. The air became with discarded bosts
thickenea constantly, the pans of tin and the
cans where once the oyster cshgregated, with
elsmor Mingled unceaslng. Withdraw from
there like the Dexter upon the stretch OF
home for the purse Of $1,000, the goat and
the two boys upon the cart holding hard en-
tered the Cary Court. Here the attorney
Driesbach while hurting the thundsrs of
Olympus at the thief of the minute larceny
class stood, his back CO the door presented.
The goat who made the first shock one Of
great contact from the rear, caused the eleva-
ton of the man Driessach upon the desk of
the clerk McFadden, the versus Of Bsbcsek,
aiu tA0 EooIh Will inc IAcA u tLS S~OIH
jury and testifers in the case as by the law pro-
vided, became with the boys and goat identi
lied. The Judge became upon the floor pros
trate, and the malefactor at the bar of Judge
ment received the horns in his stomach Of the
goat who had just entered. Here became
everything confusion which to make the pen
weary in the describing of it is most success
full, and all were fined of the snm of ten dol
lars coin of the realm, which bullion came
not to the front, and the rest were led away
to the dungeon under the structure where
holds the court of the District.
After the above was presented, he was told /
to bell his items down so as to tell much in
a little, whereuPon he wrote the following:
TIE DECEIVED INNKEEPER.- One morning
upon the street Carson, the keeper Of the inn
:sr the traveller, met the expounder of the
gospel. whs gathers the souls from the dam
aation of the pit without bottom.
Yesterday you married that couple from
CruckeeF'
"No, No. made them one this morning"
"Ho! Ho! You did eh. How much this
'ountry is like La Belle France.
The Gallo scribe was here informed that
lis services could be dispensed with, and he
eft for Virginia City on the morning train.