The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-03-28

who WAS leaning against . tree on th
opp0si.e ride Of tie street to hear me
You have folio~ed me for au hou
now. II you don't go at once I vii
call the policeman
Ha vent, Bat !as ] set my foot o,
the lint step the policeman himsel
called out:
Hey. sis! Come over here a minute
there's . darling.'
Taere 10 at the present time band
some officer WIN attends to an uptown
Broadway crossing. and knows that hs
is good lookise. The warn interest hs
I<akss in the pretty girls and attractive
women whom it falls to his duty to
navigate over the perilous gulf goes to
tho length Of prompting him to encir-
Gle their waists with his stalwart arm
and to press their dainty hands. The
ot4W sfsssReen he vpsperforming this
operation on piqusnt little brunette
disciple Of ssme conservatory Of music
when she remssked. calmly:
Thank you But I wear my corseta
tight enough
He did not touch another wais. the
entire afternoon.
frbos5 s5JullA q sthcWs, during her sue
cd9lnt tseAons here. osce ka' /, severe
faif sfmost u The back door Of the the
ater. A policeman assisted her to Eer
feet. She thanked him with Bohemian
cordiality. That evening the stage do"r
keeper informed her that the officer had
inquired her name. From that time
forth hs became tho poor bnrlesq aer's
shadow: and5 beg haze. : His Ofiicious
presence At the back door Of the th~ater
was as certain AS the hours of perfor>
msuce themselves. When he WIS off
duty he appeared in, PLAN clot hes,
clean shaven. and redolent with hair-o,l
and cheap cologne. His insolenc.. ul,i
mstely went to the length Of Offering 10
aseDseGee1,oQe.A SO. one evsa1,,g. ire
Ststhe seni~iiAss Of the compasy..an
admirable mimic and impersonAtor OF
female characters, was given an oppor-
tuniiy TO distinguish himself. He made
an uninpeschAbls Miss Mathews, The
anorOus msnipuiator Of the club was
etchaptsd. He was in mutt. and III
sDosssiss raluctaut. to saeept-Ais charm
er's warm Invitation to come in and
drink . glass of beer with her. He
went IN. to ind himself Confronted by
the real Julia Mathews and party OF
frieuds.. "a. ass,a.s,.s,s~f.
A.Ssreet full Of. wnsnen. all screaming
for some one to help them up, would
not niove the adannantine heart of OF
Ger 1899 now. re
BADLY sold Washers.
A we'll known local journalist is said
tn have fallen victim to . misplaced
cdnf3danos in his own powers Of fssc,-
nation 10 the came wsy. In his case
his tormentor induced him to remove
his shoes 10 che hall. and led him in his
.stockiued feat into the room where her
sopposititiously jealous and sus-
picous husband aud his friends were
resdy to receive him.
Aud smong tho friends was the VIC
Tins own wife.
In . lodging house ON o crosstown
street ] occupied . hack room. with .
very dreary outlook. and was iu the
habit Of writing in the apartment of a
.nauied friend. who was chssnisely
-Quarsered in the front, of the house. A
mealy faced young man. with watery
'eyes. and whiskers that, had they been
d3ed into visibility. would have doubt
LEES been most ornamental. seemed to
spend hisentire time at window across
the way, glaring At me. He finally
got to lsi4nsiing, until his audscity
eeholdssed him TO blow kisses to me.
After each of these unsubstantial oscu.
istory performances he would vanish
froUths Nindev sypeobally y biush at
at hise~n boldnes& ltgH 70 Be such
ad amusing performance thst couid
not resist the temptation to watch it.
he must have construed my attention
into % admission OF my subsection to
, hlh ! eapfvatiens. aRys diltssns iaaatfy
.iA6X8 the ssrvants 8 learned thas tHs
lady that sceupied ebe lront room was
NJ. Smith: To Mrs Smith be sccsrd-
ugly indicted . most remarkable spis.
isles red0lsatsof love end sentiment. q !.
Unfortunately my trisnd,s husband
fwas'a mans Of sioasntl y jealnas.sempef.
stssnt. He found the letter on the
hall stand and .onenad it The alln-
sion to the assa asd A,rsation aud so the
lsdy'ssecDurAgement of it set him fran.
TIC: He had 90 answer written by one
Of ~ 6Qeea g,slf. The mssly laced
young msn responded. Me corr.s-
pondssee followed. ThenrAs Sm.th.
e1uvsscee Of HE wite's fAlsity dstermin.
ID 10 Rstrg her face td7acs With h-r
logor. and the ycung man WAS invited
ocall q eefteip hosr.