The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-06-17
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Breef FUN Pit schwerolbrenner.
CH1CAao, Yooney der q, 18.

CHICAGO, Yooney der 2t, 1880
MISTER DRooKER:-Well, doh bin iCh.
Der Quay war so goot os 81 wardt un
hut mer'n Railroad pass g'shick'd for
de Convention tenda un helfa election
ezra for der Grant. Ich hob der Bevvy
g'sawt os ich de Democrawtish Conven
ton tenda wet, I'm sell val Sc agreed un
Sc hut mer tzwelf dawler gevva for
shpenda, un Sc vases net os des de Re.
publican Convention is. Wann Sc 3
aver GUS flint os ich SO g'foold hob, don
gebt's wilder amohl n rumpus. Fer.
leicht con ich Sc weis maucha os ich
solver der difference net g'wist hob.
Aver, ich mus der now shreiva we's
har gait doh. Des is n boomers gros-
shteddle, an ich hob g'shtup'd ON a
w~@rtshouse, aver ich hob shun GUS
g%'funna os selly tzwelf dawler os de Bev-
Wy mer gevva hut net holwer g'noonk
is for my bill batavia, un wann ich de
balance net lana con, Ell don mus ich
eva proweera der ship tzu nemma un
mich GUS m shtawb maucha ona un
casha. Wann ich yusht wist wass Gus
IN Quay warra is-ich hob shun maner
os a dutzend lett g'froked eb Sc mer
sawga kenna wo ar tzu finna is, awer so
welt hob ich noCh nemond aw g~atruffa
os ebbas fun IN vase.
Els is n CONS boomers grosser crowd
doh, aver es sin lauter fremmy lett. un
ich hob noch nix weiters du kenna for
my nawm fore de Convention bringa
OBJ der compromise C%andidawt except
geshter oWet hob iCh announced os ich
n Condidawt bin. Ich bin in a lager
beer saloon gonga un mob mich on a kl@
dishly onna g'huckd un hob tzw@
Deitshe karls gatreat, hob 3 beer dri
mohl uf g'se'zl, for a mel runna
will for President darraf mer net partiC.
ular 81 weaga de expense. Ich hob selly
karls g'froked eb Sc aw delegates sin,
I'm Sc len all nay g'sawt, aver aner fun
ena hut mer tZu fersht@ gevva os 81
shwoger goot bakont is nit anes fun de
delegates, Well, dino hob ich m olles
g'sawt fun meim plan, os ich i'm sin hob
rous tzu Cooma OILS der compromise con-
didawt, I'm ar hut mer ferspruCha os ar
dertzu tenda will un NIT seim shwoger
shwetza so os ar NIT sellam delegate
shwetz'd un cen influenced os ar mich
nominate OILS der compromise mon.
Well DINO hob ich noch amohl .g'tleat
un 3 hut mich net wenniCher os dri
fartle dawler gakusht. Mer sin aw a
wennich looshtick warra, un iCh hob
ollaweil noch kup wac, I'm ich glawb os
sell beer shuld drau is.
Heit bin iCh aw in der crowd gonga,
on de grossy hotels, un hob proweer'd a
wennich tzu %leCtioneera. Ich hob N
mon aw gatruffa NIT orrick tightly hussa
aw, I'm a fancy ruCk, I'm g'woxty mus
fash, I'm a glitzriche breast-pin I'm SON
telafon- hoot uf m kup, un ich hob sus.
pect os ar anes fun de head n is,
un iCh bin aw grawd nuf un hob IN
g'sawt os ich der Pit Shweflebrenner
bin, un der compromise condidawt, un
os iCh willens bin eem N emily tzu
gevva wann ar nj gait for mich. Aver
wass denksht now os ar g'sawt hut Ri
scent ar, such a crszy dutchman like
you would better 60 home or they'll put
you in the isnane 'sylum. Des hut ar
in English g'sawt un ich glawb net os ar
my deitsh fersthonna hut, for wann er
het bin iCh sure os ar 81 chance for n
Office net sellerw@g refused het. lCh
hob aw my mind uf g'maucht os ar ka
Office fun meer griCkt wann ich amohl
elect bin.
OF course, ich vase noch net we 3 oue
tornd. Wann seller Deitsh 3 net fer
gess'd NIT seim shwoger tzu shwetza, IN
wonn der shwoger tzu sellam delegate
shwetzd un wann der delegate mich
nominate in der Convention OILS der
compromise condidawt, I'm wan d'nc
de delegates all uf joompa un hurraha
un shtompa IN greisha, un wann d'nc
aner-so'n mon we der @ lay moofd oF
der Pit Shwef1ebrenner g'nominate il
by exclamation un wann all de delegates
"ai" greisha, DINO is der Grant un del
Blaine un der CONS kutterment fun ens
gabutta, IN ich bin der naigsht Presi
dent, providing ich grick aw g'nunA
votes ON lection dawg.
Wann ich draw denk os ich now so'r
bully goot chance hob feel ich for noel
a pawr CLAWS beer, IN geb g bree
shriva of for desmohl. Wann Sc micE
nominate will ich dich 3 wissa lussa d,
naigsht wuch.
PIT OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
P. S,-Sawg Is aver net der bevvy o.
des de Republican Convention is.