The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-11


( will also command its owner to
Sip first In the morning to build the
& ySSplit kindlings and carry up the
~ and whose language will make
3ia air stand on end when he comes
- and finds dinner fifteen minutes
&S There are lots of men who will
. ~ her spirit for her, aud also make
aback bend over wash-tub while
: Ssg down to the saloon and discuss
Sbest method Of saving the country
the hands OF Its political enc
fncy on the municipal bench OF
I q a1yys.sso96k %eMper. One OF his prisoners,
. .Sslsffkddressipg ~ the court previous tc
fftntence, used the words ''al.o" and
likewise In q way which implied
Adherence Of meaning. "Do you know
any difference between the words
leo'' and "likewIseP' asked the
y 5Sga- ''Yes, Your Honor" replied
hrisoner. "Judge Quincy was pa.
kind, courteous and gentleman.
You are Judge also, but not like.
4 the close Of the military review
taris on tho late national holiday
srshal Canrobert formally took leave
President Grevy, President Leon Say
+ ysthe French Senate, and President
Ambetta Of the Chamber Of Deputies.
sQdressfng the latter, he expressed
armly his satisfaction at the oermony
AldiHg. ''It is a new army, and 1 sin
\ $,rely desire that 1t may be more for
innate than ours"
.AT the luncheon hour Jellaby Post
9thwaite enters a pastrycook's and
Ills for glass Of water. into which
y puts freshly-cut lily, and loses
imself in contemplation thereof.
Vatter-"Shall bring you anything
lse, sir" Jellaby Postlethwaite-
Thanks, no, have all 1 require, and
hall soon have donel"
8E ,NISA Cause and EHect.
y The main cause OF nervousness is
indigo stion, and that Is caused by
weakness Of the stomach. No ono can
have sound nerves and good health
without using Hop Bitters to strength
en- the stomach, purify the blood, and
keep the liver and kidneys active, to
carry off all the poisonous and waste
matter t|of the system. See other
y0lttfhn.-Aduance
s SOME little girls IN Brooklyn SUN
day school were studying the history
of David, the passage for the day be-
ing that which describes tho shepherd
boys victory over Goliah. The teacher
asked tho question, "Now can any OF
! pu little girls tell mo who killed the
= fntY" Quick as thought one Of the
L. nE1 IL ar rasNnnHp6 HTonl- ~
OTHER topics OF conversation having
been exhausted, Augustus told Sarah
that the army worm was advancing,
and that 1t devoured every green thing
In its way. His present departure was
probably on account of her reply
'"Fhen you had better look out for
yourself"
\ IT is said that Henry Bergh, the s.
T.. G. A. man, has come to the conclu-
| ion that fifteen years Ia long enough
or a male cat to live. Wher 1t comes
EoRprins chickens, 1t Is hoped he will
i1educe the number Of years to ut least
1.-Two. Some dealers let 'em live seven.
HE was il tile verdant or he never
would have said: "Perhaps we had
better walk OH till we come to settee
where we can sit together" "Oh {.
no." she replied sweetly; 'you sit
down in the chair and will be the SET
tee."
3 ALBANY, Oregon, has brass band
twelve of the foremost
Houng ladies In the city 1t might be
supposed that they could put on enough
Eairs" without organizing band.
B3nd 1t looks odd to see them all return
ing home sober after playing ut a poll
tical meeting.
"Its just what I've been loo king for,
Since I've been seventeen
And getting balder every day
TIL got CARBoLINE."
. -<~>
DUMAS fills Is sometimes severe. The
r nversation had turned upon Nine.
K who had been very beautiful. "She
hos something of goddess" sad a
faithful admtrcr, EYES," said Dumas,
T7oantiquity."
"WHY do you look so down-hearted,
my dear?" said a young lady to q
friend. 81 IN 80 disappointed," was the
reply. 81 went and married u rich man
and now find myself tied to Il poor hus-
band.'
TO sht rt-sighted person, tho mldest
visaged clerk looks, with a penholder
held amidship In his mouth, like the
bloody buccaneer of dime novel no.
toriety.
It's a poor rule that won't work both
ways. A Milwaukee girl married a
barber and he turned cut to be rich
baron In disguise.
A TALL man having rallied his friend
on the shortness Of his legs. the friend
replied: "My legs reach the ground,
what more can yours dor"
! N6,o ,one who has tried Dobbins Elec-
trio Soap, (made by Cragin & Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa.,) falls to sec its won.
,derful economy. Ask your grocer t.
get It, and give IT trial.
AFTER all, it was a girl, and not q
boy who "stood on tho burning deck
"A was Cassie B. Anca.
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