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The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
GUN CLUB REoRaANIzED.

The Crescent Oily Gun Club. which was quite
prominent among sporting ORGANIZATIONS In
this city during last summer. reorganzed q
couple OF days ago. and elected tho following
named gentlemen to the offices designated:
A. Deroux, president: Il Q1erene, vice pres
Id mt; ]. PDilpot. secretary; O. J. Day. treas
urer: "A. Gardens. Jr, captain,
The CLUB proposes TO keep the interest Of is
members .xcited by having periodical matches
for ham some prices
'fhe first shoot this year will take place Sun
day next. opening ut 3 y IN. On the Load Fiolds,
al the woods end OF Louisiana Avenue within
What ia known as the Potts CUP will be
shot tor on the occasion.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
A GOOD SELECTION.

Tbs friends Of the GeImania National Bank
will be gcatilei to learn that the directors OF
this prosperous Institution have elected as
president cur popular fellow. citizen. Mr.. J ules
Cassard.
Mr. Oassard has bee the vice president and
manager OF the bank sine It's foundation. aud
{ no one does H. owe It's success and POO hisrity
MOI Q than 10 him. Now under his la 70 direc
management, we can sxDecl further improve.
ment IN every department OF this staunch insti-
tuion,
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Y. MI. ID. A.

AT m election held by the Young Mems Be-
nevolent Association at their rooms In arune-
wald Hail Sunday, January IL. the following
officers we're elected to serve for the ensuing
year:
~ W. BRYANT president: J. A. atraaser. Woe
nre.ideat: *J,hn II, ffman. reeordi"g SEQ, a.
iary: P. Gsnlback. j.. hna ,clal secretary
IS suter. ,reasurar; Geo. nteitz. conductor: f.
Ke hu. warden: @. Drei, Jr. inside guardian
j, Wirth. outside guardian: *Dr. IT, Dezou.
physician; y. T. Shaw, marshal.
afartaa
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
CITY ECHoE5.

John Lyons, for tbs alleged larceny OF pair
OF ehotE. was locked Ut.
Annie Johnson. Louisa Hbute and Eatele
Brown were locked no Ia the Fourth Station,
charged with larceny.
geyau of Turnk key DnIpts female bnardsrs be-
Ing proven TO he vapranis. we're each given
thirty days In The Parish Prison.
Thursday evening Col. Jas. Lawrence and Mr.
Law enoe. while diving to iha LAKE. we're
thrown from their buggy. but fortunately ,es-
capped Without jury.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
A NEW COUN rERFEIT.

The Sub Treasury Ia this city has been noti-
hed 81 n new Photographic ss 0 unterf.it on the
Pacific National Bank Of Boston. Macs. which
bas just appeared In San Francisco. CAL and
II tbus described Letter b: Treasury No. E
~: d INK No. 5000; Series 1875: John ALL
son, register: Jas. Hil6llan. treasurer. The
note has blurred appearance. Numbers are
muth darker than on the genuine. Presents
the same general appearance As the counterfeit
fves on Globe National Bank OF Boston, aud
Dedham National BanR ~ ID dham. Mass.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
CITY HALL NOTES.

Administrator Behau yesterday inspected the
lower districts wharves. and order cd work on
several points between Independence and Po-
land streets. to strengthen places which might
be considered weak.
City Surveyor Brown declares that no appre-
hsnrion could b. falt tn the effect Of tina 80
In the river gu the city wharv Q aud levees. as
there ia n dagger II dam we to th am from IT.
Tue clerka Ia the Fin .nes Dspartm mt we're
unusually busy yesterday in 60 iaeul.noe OF q
rush Of license payers to settl their tax.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

Mayor Prince, OF Boston, In his recent mes
cage, says that city has nght over q hun
dted acres Of iand for park for about $3.50 600
and has spent Sl25 600 In filling, but is 20 hear
the legal limit OF Its indebtedness that no
Iurther debt can be incu red on this account.
There are other park schemes which ought To
be pushed, Mayor Prince thinks, and hs pro-
poses 20 sell needless real estate belonging to
the city valued at 81 SOC, GOO and devote the
proceeds to parks,
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
FIRE ON THE SHIP CHARLES.
A Fire is Discovered in Her Hold,
Among 5000 Bales of Cotton.

Al . o'clock Friday morning Ire was dis
covered among the cotton In the bod OF the
English ship Charles Capt Raymond, Ling at
Post "a. The steam tug Protector came imme
dlately to her assistance. baitened down her
hatches and flied her hull with oarb9nIo acid
gas.
Al noon Tho FIRE WINS under control, and II was
believed that there was but very few bales dam
aged.
The Charles waH loHding with cotton for
Unyfe and had 5000 bales on board.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
A PROPOSED BOAT RACE.

There is movement on foot to get up race
between professional oarsmen at the Lake End
during Mardi Gfas week.
plaisted is In the city and will enter, and II
suitable priz3s are offered there Ia no doubt
that others could be- induced to come here and
ak part In the contest.
The matter has been taken hold OF by several
prominent members OF the principal boat clubs
of the city who are noted for their energy aud
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
BREVITIEs.

The Woodbine Rociai Club give their Nth
com imentafy soirre At No. 80 q imp street this
eveutng Tue DEMOCRAT acknowledges Tie
tayor vi Invitations.
The Jung Ladies' and Gentlemen s Aid As
sociatt On will give granu fancy dress AUD 4lItl
sniree at their Ii IL. corner Chippewa and Philip
streets on Sal urd y evening Hext the twenty
fourth Instant
Said reporter yesterday to well known
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
BOARD OF HEALTH RECORD.
The following were recorded yesterday at sne
office OF the Board o. Health:


The following were reoordsd Yesterday ~
office OF the Board o. Health:
BIRTHS.
Mrs Lueien Mnntsgut, n son.
Mre, VIM. Bmith. daughter.
M,e MHehsil Jackson Il son.
M g Ch Iatian Soho le, n son.
Mrs. n amual Mcintosh. n daughter.
Mrs, Win. arundy. n daughter.
MARRIAGES.
Giovanni Potania ~ AM lie Casano.
HanrInk Eusi's 10 fnsis y HAmer.
Henry Nntt Oh to Frnncoiae Ahaiie.
Mas. Is, Wilhelm to NJ gnnnette Violet,
DEATHS.
Edward John Alrhonse. % months.
] asphinn NJ Kaiser, ls IN nths.
Fr ncea Francois. 45 years.
~ II, Wilson, yfnr.
Mrs Wilhelmina itenhe z. 70 years.
Mrs. Annie O. Hehna ". 10 Yeas,
Ms J. u, I.aspaux "a Yea 3.
hmanda NJ tnroe, ~ years.
Hunry W. Kulp. mouths.
q ,r,islla shannon, IL years.
Aley Ewing 10 m thths.
Thna pHrkeF 30 yanrs.
John A. Lapghsuser. daya,
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Hungry Robbers.

At I O'Clock last night two men went on board
OF tbs steamship Jasdom and asked thu cook,
Thos. Connolly. for snmethinR 70 eat which Ras
given them After they left Connolly notice /,
that small bag. con. aiDinR three and half
was missing. Peter M:Evoy AID Thoma.
Rodgers were subs auenuy arrested and locked
up as the two men.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

Last night Little Stratman. a negro. stole q
pair OF shoes from shoes store on Gtrod street.
u. ar Bas In street. A man named Adolph Earn
drew his knife aud cut him IN the neck. e Irn-
heart. n o hwtt hstandi the wound. held on to
the thief until an f1lesr arrived who took him
TO the Central Station and locked him up on the
charge of larceny and cutting aud wounding
with intent 10 murder.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
First District Court
sENTENuFg.

sENTENOEE.
John Williams, keeping disorderly house;
s10 or two days Parish Prison.
Leon Levy. larceny. four months Parish
Prison.
Gbas. Williams. assault With q dangerous
weapon: thras months Parrish Prlson.
Joseph Marley. assault. SIG Or five days Par
ish Prison.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

member Of the House after adionrnme nt ~
Monday next at noon; You are f. iae 20 ~" ~ il
bred men ard are entitled TO loaf" the re-
porter was q rried home on stracher. but We
hear there are homes II ba recovery
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
WEATHER BULLETIN.
wan DEPARTMENT,

WAR DEPARTMENT,
Rignai Service. United States Army. !
Daily IN eteor biological record for the eight hours
ending MT 1908 y. m. Friday. January 10.
Observations taken at the same moment OF
time nj nil HtRtinna,J
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Improving.

ChHs Meteye. who tried to commit snirtdt
Fhursday evening by cutting his throat wi b /
raz r, although very weak from the loss O
blood Ia improving
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

Gas-heatinR and cooking stoves at Sullivan d
Bulger's. 81 Camp rect.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Drowned.

At 8 o. m. John Lewis coiored, aged FORTY
years. fell fri m a barge at the head OF St joseph
street and was drowned. Tho body was not re-
Covered.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
THE COURTS.
Fourth District Court.

John Bns Va. A. l.. Hervin Judgment Tor
j. feudnnt In The sum III f7g5: VII Judgment
for plaintiff against w Sargent interysnor.
dism Issip g the intervention with costs.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

The miraculous releasa OF Charles r. Free
man, who sacrificed his child at P~aaset. Is
predicted by one ~ the principal Adventsts
OF that place. According TO this authority,
the early resurrection Of the girl Is expected
by Freeman and his religious friends.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
o plniou OF Eminent Hr. III. .. steuart,
President Maryland Hospital. Balsi.

n. have used Colden's Liebig's Liquid
Extrat OF Beef aud Tonic Invixorat or tor
more than a yaar, and recommend It rs one Of
the n at eff lent prepare f5ns have ever met
with It combines the virtues oil food and tonic
In remarkable way. Rtd 1 am salish d has
saved life whsn no other medicine uld 20 So"
Sold By leading druggists. IDEAS DAWN
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

The State OF Maryland instituted Its first
commission for restocking its waters with
fish six years ago. and an indication III sorIe
of the fruits Ia shown In the increase ri the
catch Of shad Mt Havre de Grace from 1000 In
1873 to % 900 In 1870
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

Sullivan b Bulger " Camp street. have a
new assortment ~ chandeliers aud bracketas
for ga. . at reasonable prioes. Call and xamin
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Reeds Gilt Edge Tone r.atorea the appetite

Gas heating and COOKING stoves at Sullivan A
Bulgers. 81 Camp etraet.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Stratman's Racket.

Get your plumbing done at Sullivan b Bull
gers. 81 Camp street.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

might result. II seems fitting to excuse Mr..
OGDEN. IA The eoiisHl OF the ARGENTINE pub
lie, from duty ma juror nj the present term.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

The Board OF Directors, al q meeting heIdn
the twenty second day Oh January, 1879 MI
setting aside Ten Thousand Dollars ID 1T
reserve fund from the net earnings Of the M.
and payink the 10 Der cent dividend ID ia
DIVIDEND on Nv iESNsTf'Yf PgR 60ESff On NH II
net eRrned participating premlums oil she nj
ending December 81, 1878. said dividend psyla
On and after Monday. the twenty seventh did
January, 1879.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
Superior Criminal Court.

IHroRMATIoNs.
Henry johnson, VIM Helsdrum and Dennis
Powell carrying concealed weapons. a
CASE CONTINUED
Winston Strange rape.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
THE ELLIOTT CASE AGAIN.

Gas heating aud cooking stoves at Sullivan
Bulger's. " Camp street.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
JURY OUT.

ihrofIhe WIIIHms, AUUessOfY 10 tho UHHfRB OF
rape.
inc decision In the ease OF Waiaoe Ogden. n
Juror claiming exemption from Jury duty on
the ground that he holds q oons ulship. will BIZ
fou nd In another column
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

The foregoing statement y u lust. trus u
orrect transcript from the books OF the OH.
pany. JAM Ea |. DAN, President
III. CARPENTER. Secretary. -
Sworn 70 and subsoribso before me this tN9k
ty-second day Of January, 1879.
A. InGRA1AM. Notary publk
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic cures dyspepsia.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-01-17
AMUsEM ENTs.

Maximum temperature ca. minimum 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05
Weakly ana SicIIIy Persons.

Many persons who are weak and sickly
at this season Of the year are at loss to
know what will restore their health. 1t
has lately been found by experience that
the use Of Speers Port Grape Wine is one of
the best restoratiyes known. Physicians,
clerygymen, and temperance ADVOCATES
should encourage the use of Port Grape aud
thus aid the cause Of temperance and mod
Grafton. 1t is especially recommended to
families for its purity, exquisite flavor and
healthy properties, Medical men certify to
its valuable medicinal powers. Mr.. Speer
has been for years engaged in the raising
of grapes and perfecting this wine, aud it
requires a four years process before it is fit
for market-A. T. Baptist,-A. j. Durling
and C. T. Horn, o: Lehighton, and Zern 4
Rapsher, Wessport, have procured some di
rect from the Vineyards. 1t is excellent for
females, especially for those with nursing
infants. 26-2
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

1t is said that minister in country
kirk in Scotland stopped in the course OF
his sermon to ask member who was deaf,
Are you hearing, John?" "Oh, aye" was
the response, 81 am hearing, but to very
little purpose"
-"Doyo see here where you are charged
sir with being drunk and disorderly ?" OBJ
served the Recorder, holding out the aif-
dayit just signed and sworn to by the po-
liceman. The tramp took the aiiidayit aud
read it carefully, upside down, and replied
cam / to blame l never wrote that
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

Many woman dusts billiard chalk of
her husbands coat, and a big tear stands in
her eye as she thinks how late he works
nights at his desk by the whitewashed wall
When the girl who has encouraged a
young man for about two years suddenly
turns around and tells him she can never
be more than a sister to him, he can, for the
first time, sec frecliles on her nose.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

Woman continues enigmatical. When
she gets hot she runs at her husbands nose,
but when she gets cold she, runs at her
own.
"A gentleman who was asked for his
marriage certificate quietly took his hat Off
and pointed to bald spot. The evidence
was conclusive.
1t is mean man who would fool a fish
by wearing a white choker and clerical
coat when strollng along the banks of a
brook on Sunday.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05
OUR PROGIkESS.

As stages and stage routes are quickly
abandoned with the completion Of railroads
so the huge, drastic, cathartic pills, composed
OF crude and bulky medicines, are quickly
abandoned with the introduction of Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Purgltiye Pel1ets, which
are sugar-coatcd, and little larger than mus
tard seeds, but composed Of highly concen-
trated vegetable extracts and are warranted
TO cure all Irregularities of stomach, liver and
bowels. Sold by druggists
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05


PUZZLE.
Weary mortnls racked with pain,
Ever soeking--but in vain,
Sweet relief from mortal ills:
Try, pray, Vests Liver Pills
& as sure as mornings light
Cometh after shades of night,
Der thy life, health's sun divine
Shall arise, in joy to shnej
Light and health, and joy and mirth,
In sun-b beams sparkle round thy hearth
Vital energy shall start,
E'en to muscle, brain and heartj
Rid the Liver of its load,
Purify the life, the blood,
Intercept disease and death,
Leaving fragrance on thy breath,
Tighten life of half its ills,
Safe add potent Liver Pills.
Stealing horses Is designated out West
ns equine embczzlement.
People pick their teeth, and yet they
do not all get good ones.
-"Why don't somebody name a play
"Porous Plaster ?" It'd be sure to draw.
because soap comes in bars is no reason
why It should be bar to cleanliness.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

dh OO WEEK In your own town. ana n
AEAh capital ked. You can give the bus
QpVV inessu trial without expense. The
best opportunity ever offered for those
willing to work, You should Try nothing else
until You Zee for yourself what you eau do
the business we Oaef. No room to explain here
You can devote all your time or only vOur spare
time to the business. ana make great pAV Tor
every hour that you work. Women ma ,e as
much as men. Send for sueCinl private terms
and particulars, which we mail free. S. Outfit
free. Don't complain of hard times while Won
have such n chance. Address II. II LLET L
Il co Portland. Maine, June 7-lvE
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

The Indian wears moccasins and has no
cats, so he Is just as well off without a boot
jack as with one.
"A Vermont editor claims to have seen
rainbow at night, and the temperance peo-
pie despair Of him.
When a man has nothing but few
broken teeth in his mouth, can he properly
be styled a stump speaker?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

There is perhaps no tonic offered to the
people that possesses as much real intrinsic
values as the Hop Bitters. just al this sea-
son Of the year, whea the stomach needs an
appetizer, or the blood needs purifying, the
cheapest and best remedy is Hop Bitters. An
ounce Of prevention Is worth a pound Of
cure, don't wait until you are prostmted by
a disease that may take months for you 10
recover in.-Bost0R Globe. 2s2.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

Thousands of soldiers and heirs are en-
titled to Pensions, with payment from date
of discharge or death, if applied for before
July ], 1880. Wound, accidental in
jury or disease entities to pension. Bounty
and back pay collected. Increase of Pen
sion secured. This firm established in 1866.
Address, enclosing stamp, EDISON BROS,
U. S. Claim Attorneys, III G Street, Wash
ington, d. C. If
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

When an Erie, (Pa.) man stops drink
ing his friends pronounce hima case Of Erie
sip.less.
"A woman up in Scott county named
her first baby "Pinafore," Because, probab-
ly, she never" had one before.
The boy with the gold watch wants to
know what time it is twice as often as the
boy with the silver chronometer
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

hAnn A MONTH guaranteed. $40 day
&RabHN Mt home made by the industrious.
qDSDUV Cauital not required we will start
vou. NJ en-. women. boys ana girls
make money faster q work for Us than at any
thing else. The work Is light and peasant,and
such ms anyone can go right at. Those who are
wise who see this notice Will send us their al.
dresses at once aud see for themselves. Costly
Outfit and teI ms free Now Is the time. those
already at WORK are laying up large sums of
money. Address TRUE & CO., Augusta,
Maine. June 7.-iy"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

PENSIONS. jury, rtstS even Mqg"a BY acciGent I'd ut
or any disease entities soldier Of the lete war
to pension. a pensions by the law OF Jhnu
death OF solder. All entitled should apply at
once. Thousands who are now drawing pen.
SION are entitled to an increase. Soldiers and
widows of the war of 1872, and NJ IeXican war are
entitled to PENSIONS. Thousands are yet enti-
tied to bounty nut don't kLOw II. Fees in all
cnses only 5000. Send TWO STAMPS for new
laws blanks and instructions to \ AT. WARD
FITZGERALD, U. $. CLAIM ATTORNEY, Box
5sS, Washington, ID. ec.2i-tt'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05

nhphpT Z To solicit orders for our Nursery
UAl hDhl stock. Men Of integrity, good
MpN habits, energy and fair business
MlN capacity can easily acquire
hNpp0 knowledge Of the business must
" nNlnDi give entire attention 90 the work
and be able 10 go 10 any part OF their own or
adjoining counties. PEgMANENT EMPLoY-
MENl, Coon PAY and EXPENSES. Give age,
previous occupation and references. Address
II. q. CHASE 4 CO.,
allQWl 10 N. MeTrick ST., phila.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05
JUMBLES.

-Soled again-Our old
shoes.
The motto of the hen is
to eggshell.
How would hellogram do
for the name Of a telephone
message2
Platform of the Grant
party: Two bad terms deserve
another.
Take carel" says a timid
exchange. Yes but take it in
small doses.
1t is a perculiar feature
of the butter-market that a
bad article out ranks a good
one.
The wind signing through
the pines is very good music
if the trees have the right
pitch.
Salvation is free for all.
Contribution boxes are passed
around for incidental expenses.
"A Vermont editor claims
to have seen a rainbow at
night, and the temperance
people despair Of him.
The Chineman had a
good grip on the idea when
he spoke Of the cucumber as
''no belly god"
-"It's twice as much work
to spade up ground for garden
purposes as it is to dig it over
for bait.
-Foretold thunder showers
have been postponed several
times this month son account
Of the weather."
"A New York man has
invented paste-board window
blinds which make a cow-shed
look like an Italian villa.
Some people put stock
ings on their hens to keep
them from scratching, but a
better plan is to "shoo" them.
-"How did you find your
uncle, John!' "In apple
pie order" "How is that?''
"Crusty." Naughty, boy John.
Look not upon the water
melon core when it is red, and
tackle it not heartily just be-
fore going to bed. A word to
the wise is ''nuf ced."
"A colored man, whose
vile had left him said: "She
would come back if | frowed
her some sugar; but l amt
frowin9' no sugar, do you
heah?"
John B. Cough COM
plains of liquor drinking on
railroad trains. There is a
"smash" there pretty often.
to say nothing Of the conduc-
tors punch.
Says Talmage; "When
l hear that four angels are do
ing all the singing for heaven.
I'll permit four people to dc
all the singing for my con.
gregation,''
"A youngster joyfully as
sured his mother the other
day that he had found out
where they made horses; he
had seen a man finishing one
She was just mailing on the
last foot"
-"Agnes Beckwith i:
coming from England to teach
our young ideas how to swim. .
That is the trouble now. Our
young ideas swim around toe
much; they don't settle any
where.
In the good old times
the father said to his son; "Pay
as you go; if you can't pay
don't 60" Now, judging
from results, the advise seems
to be, $50 as you please and
pay if you can"
When a fond pareut finds
that his little son has emulateC
the example of the Father o
| his Country in repard tC
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-06-05
ThevOItnic neIt 90. ,OInrshalI, Wi cl,

Will send their celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts to the afflicted upon 80 days trial.
they say. Write to them without delay.
nov, l2-ly.