The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-01-22

1o,OOO cases OF canned salmon.
"A mince pie at bed time is the
shortest way to the menagerie.
Over one thousand cheese factories
are operated in the State of New York.
There is tea plantation in George
town, S. c., which is paying its owner
a profit.
Please remember that the figures
1879 at the head of letter don't stand
for 1880.
out that q match is ight-headed when
it comes to the scratch.
An ounce of your-mouth-shut is
better than pound of explanation aft
er you have said it.-Free Press. e
.. AN Irishman says he can see no
earthly reason why women should not
be allowed to become medical men.
The editor of the Atchison Champion
has black eye. He explains it by say
ing: " A fellow came in and settled to-
day"
The great problem with rats and
mice is how to get rid of human beings
and have cheese making 60 ahead all
the same.
-"Pills are called .pigulki przeee-
zyszczajace' in Poland" says the SYRIA
cuse Herald. Thai is very hard to
swallow.
Many writer of note languishes
in prison. Put another mans name
on the note, you see.-Mdrathon Inde-
pendent.
"A sip of Punch: Customer-"I-
aw-want my moustache dyed" Ar
tist-" Yessir-certainly, sir-brought
'em with you, sirP'
Between 400 and 500 Indians have
taken the pledge. They got the ides
that the pledge was something about
whisky, and that was enough.
1.-The young lady who was blamed
for allowing her glove to be discovered
in young mans pocket, stated that
she had no hand in it.-Boston Post.
The candle says: "Pn be blowed
if go out."-Neso Orleans Rcayuse.
And the fire on the hearth says: I'll
go out if I'm not blowed. ."-Boston Ad-
uertiser.
The Saturday ReuieU believes that
certain animals are pious at certain
times, and are then ready to forgive
and forget Always meet the tiger
when he has his pious fit on.
Some American almanacs ARE
printed in eight different languages
and yet the average housewife never
grabs anything else when she wants tc
lift stove-cover.-Free Press.
Its only after young man ha.
courted girl long enough to be per
mitted to hug her with impunity thai
he begins to appreciate the freedom o.
the press. Chronicle.
The second highest bridge in the
country is about being built across the
Mississippi at Minneapolis. 1t will bt
1,150 feet long, with two spans of 32i
feet each. the whole to cost $4,000, 900
Seventeen lawyers are engaged il
q suit over the will of an Indianian, who
boasted, shortly before his death, tha
he had got his affairs into such q shape
that when he died the lawyers couldn'
make q penny out of his estate.
Dress goods are one-half cheaper
than in 1873, and yet it costs q husband
Just as much to dress his wife. 1t is 8
very innocent female who can't make
six yards of trimming cost more thar
sixteen yards of dress goods.-Fre,
Press. -..--.---
"A negro boy in Memphis, wher
asking for q ration, the other day, tolC
the fo1lowin0 storv. uTse 0ot a brud
der. and he's GOT free ribs broke an, ID
shine and h;s leo. and ,less he oft,
something TO eat he's hound to die. >
He got it.
Land steward to tenant farmer
"Well. Giles, what are you going t.
SOW in hers?' Farmer Amt 'Sact
ly made up my mind, sir; but if W,
could put in q few stewards and lanC
agents-they seem to thrive best on tn,
land nowadaysp'
A lady from the country went into
store on Pearl street the other day ant
inquired of one of the clerks if they hat
any of that new shade" gol darnet
blue"-the folks talk so much about
1t is presumed she wanted ' gendarme.
Albany Journal.
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The senior Greek professor. in hi
lecture to the juniors the other day
speaking OF the marriage OF Venus ant
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49, Hss womo1 ,se1y y 'ae noms
iiess men auung' sry' 1nere
= ncouraeemenI t0r gooo many
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"A httie boy starved 70 death, q
sesd ss1e Sa and s'i hs II