, 1880-07-18

| " While veiVet9 ana 70 De trimmed with real
pearls. Two things in this connection ara
evident: first, that weddings do not occur
often in that family. ami, secondly, that
there is nothing mean about that papa!
The rough straw hats which are among the
+ latest lmportations have found ready favol
aMong r;r,1s H., f?s',lenabe women. The tayo1ite
ofhed with Hrct0n Or Languedoc lace, fast.
ened with bunch OF delicate flowers.
Ladles ara charmed with the beautiful hats
anG oonnets trimmed so artistically and with
sncn sn! exquisite taste in white null and light
1aorics at iagedon's, ~ and a Madison.
| why Is dattery like Cologne water? Be-
lowed.
| No wonder that the squirrel is accused Of
| chatterlng; he is certainly a great tail
| :, II we could see others as we see ourselves
mere ne would be more good-looking people in
Fetherly left Friday for New York. Fla
will sail for Europe Wednesday in steamer
Scytlna, to be absent about four months.
"Uow sadr' exclaimed one blade OF pair
OF scissors to the: other; "how sad! We
only meet to severw
4 musician wants to know how to strike q
bee tat, anu ut the same time avoid being
stnng by its denl-semiQuaver.
A few genuine Fisher refr1gerators ut re-
duced prices to close the se:tson; also the
kedzie filter. Hatch & Breeze, 50 State.
Sometimes women who do fancy work
don't fancy work.
What is taken from yon before you get it !?
Your portrait.
;, An a, austioneer .s should not be blamed for
having the blues occasionally. as he is natur-
ally man Of rnor(e)bid tastes.
A dear little tllng-The diamond.
: Perfect Diamonds of the finest quality for
Rings, Ear-Drops, and Studs at summer
prices. Trask, Rowe Il Co., 105 State street.
\ new material for canopy beds and all
sorts Of coverings il called French Grape
cloth" 1t resembles cretonne. but IS all silk,
and Is very handsome aud durable.
Ihe elegant furniture store of Wfrts q
scholie, - Wabash avenue, will close here
after on Saturdays at p. III.
Not What She Expectetl.-A bright little
glrl, who had successfully spelled the word
THAI" was asked by her goyerness what
away. "Tl,e dirty cups and saucets," was
the prompt reply.
A happy solution OF the vacation problem
is afforded by the special Summer Courses ut
Il. e. Bryant's Chicago Business College
All there" Are you there, my loye.'' lie
ha1nSPe.e hM1lSPered through 1ole n the fence Of lis
reply; lump over" lie did so, and aliglted
in the presence of an enraged mother, q
broomstick, and guardian Of the night
The ''BcrnhaFtt " waves remain in crimp
during, hot weather. Made BY Burnllain,
Central Music-llall, II State street.
In reading DESCRIPTIONS Of all sorts OF new
inventions, publications, ami medicines,
young married man is startled with the num-
ber Of things that no family should be with
out.
Etiquette.--A young lady attending balls
and parties should have Il female cllaperon
until she IS able to call some other chap her
own.
Before laying in your winter coal decide
on a Western Empire Furnace, made BY
Hatch s. Breeze, so State street.
An awkward fellow planted his foot square
upon fatly's train the other day. "Oh, you
great traln-wreeker!,' said the lady, ansrily.
beg your pardon, street-sweeperr' was the
arch reply.
CruelI,A little boy WHO was nearly
starved by a stingy. uncle This gllardlan)
with WHOM liz lived, meeting a lank grey
hound one day in the street, was asked BY
lS f,ss gafian what hat ,;4; me the dog 81 th
suppose he lives with his uncle.'
j.. K. Stevens, photographer, 7SG West
Madison street, eoriler of 1tnbey, is still max
ing finest cabinet pictures 1T 81 per dozen.
Alirabeau was proud of his extreme ngIiness.
1lc was 50 ugly that the boys u<ctl lu stop
him IN the street alld ass him if Ills face
didn't hurt him.
'Otl,er Fools ard s+The Story of an
Honest Man are among the, new books
added to the West Side Library.
When should an orator expect fair SAIL
ing? When lie has before him sea Of up
turned faces.
Chicago stereoscopic views rs seen from
top Of Water-Works. Loyejoy, IS State.
4 Chinaman who was looking at an En-
gllshman eating tripe said: ''And yet he
hates dear little NIGEL"
Snufley, lG3 Randolph street {tate s. Clark.