The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-05-20
pennsylvania DEITsH.
Rrssr fun Pit schrerelbrenner.
schlif eltown, May der 81, ~

unser difficulty wilder g'settled, un ich
mus confessa os uf ca w@g hut Sc a
wennich der advantage liver mich
grick'd. De fact is, Sc eag'nt 3 house,
un SO hut aw geld u unteressa os Sc
solver managed, un der ainsich w@g o.
ich OILS a wennich sock wexel raisa con is
wann ich Sc a wennich humor.
Well, any how mer hen wilder uf
g'maucht. Om Somshdawg owet hut Sc
mich g'froked wass ich i'm sin hob-du
we Sc sawg'd odder GUS cleara un u
gooka for mich selwerP Sell war N
fluffy froke-os iCh now du muss we SEES
hawa will, Ich hob SO g'froked eb'se
sell freiheit hase'd-miCh compella tzu
vota we se 3 hawa will?
Nay, hut Sc g'sawt, es is net exactly
freiheit, aver sell con iCh now net helfa,
scent Sc. Du WASN'T, Pit, hut Sc g'sawt,
a dale lett sin fit for freiheit tzu enjoya,
IN a dale sin net fit. I'm g coom'd aw a
WenniCh druf aw wsss for freiheit os du
mainsht. Wann du CoGtendsht, secht
Sc, os du de freiheit hawa wild for nix du
os Gus Kitz alderfers hucka I'm denna
Republican loafers noCh lawfa os Sc der
plenty whisky gevva tzu sowfa don is g
my eagny treiheit diCh wissa tn lussa
os ich sell nimmy shtanda con, un daw
rum insist ich now druf, secht Sc, os ich
TN du nimmy mitnonner housa kenna
mitout du du'sht We iCh g hawa will.
Es con yusht ca boss i'm house 81, scent
de Bevvy, un we'll du net fit bisht, hob
ich my mind uf %g'maucht os iCh solver
der boss 81 will. Well, hob iGh g'sawt,
wann S don so 81 muss don will iCb
rowee dich 'zl accommodate, lCh
hob era DINO Dzu fersht@ gevva CO ich
Willens bin tn du wass Sc hawa will,
providing Sc is agreed os iCh wilder s
Republican t Cket vote, un de Grant
meetings teDda ons Ki'zalderfers I'm os
Sc mer ebmohls aw a wennich wexel
gebt for chaw duwock I'm cigars un
ebmohls aW a WenniCh whisky for 8
leib. v &c tzu Cura.
Sell war Sc aver net CONS agreed, Net
exactly, secht Sc, Now Pit, now will ich
der amohl my conditions sawga. ON
Mondawg morya gaisht mer grawd
amohl on de arwet in gorda now is de
tzeit for bona un tzwivella un so sauch
plonsa, I'm du bleibsht mer aweCk fun's
Kitzelderfers bis ich der saw os du g@
mawgsht.
I'm i'm naigshta pl1tz, wann de gorda
arwet g'shaffC is, d'n1 mustn't draw g@ un
de fence uf fxa, un oller'@ onnery arwet
shaffa doh derhame.
Well, hob ich g'sawt, suppose ich du
dino darf iCh doCh in politics du we
ich will?
OF course, scent de Bevvy, du consht
du we du wild, providing du gebsht oe
Republican party CONS uf III joinsh'd de
Democrawta I'm shtimsh'd Is Dem )craw.
fish ticket
Doch net 3 CONS ticket? Yoh, scent
Sc, 9 CONS ticket-de CONS SOW, der
shwons arshta, gesga de barshta.
Suppose aver iCh con sell net du, well
3 geaga my Republican principles ISL
Well wann du's net du consht, scent
de Bevvy, don con iCh aw net agreea os
ich dich lenger arnaira du, we'll sell geaga
my Democragtishe principles is.
Du husht doCh nix dergeaga wann ich
ebmohls go a wennich on de Republican
meetings G@?
Nix fun sellam, scent Sc, wenn du on
meetings g@ wild don ga tzu de Demo
craWta,
Aver don dun de Republicans mer
fore shmeisa os ich n ~turncoat bin!
Well, suppose Sc DUMP Bleib aweCk
fun 80 shtufJ I'm dino innst 3 net Gus,
Aver Bevvy -
IS is net derwert, scent Sc, os mer
lenger derfu shwertz4. s is now yaw
odder nay--aint odder 3 onner tzwisha
meer un deer. Husht i'm sin on de ar
wet tzu e@ ON naigshta Mondaw morya,
i'm gorda2
Well yaw, hab ich g'sawt, iCh will.
I'm husht i'm sin dino aw oily onnery
arwet shafa doh derhame, yusht we ich
der sag I'm week bliva fun denna Re.
publican loafers os OILS ons Ki'z9lderfers
rumm hucka?
Well yaw, ich bin sci don aW agreed
-wann 3 don obsolut so 81 muss.
I'm husht i'm sin nj tzu sac for 3 CONS
Democrawtish ticket, I'm 3 vota ON lee
ton dawg fun kup bis tzu foos2
Well now
Sawg 3 wardt, secht Sc, yaw odder nay
IS "well now" is GUS g'shpeeld.
Eli wann 3 net onnersht 81 con, will
iCh 3 don du we du sawgsht.
Well don connsht bleiva, un wann du
now aw proofsht os du N rechter gooter
I'm brawfer Democrawt bisht don sulsht
aw n CONS neie suit claider hawa, un
wexel g'nunk for cigars IN Chaw duwoCk
un ebmohles aw n CLAWS beer. Aver
mind now, seCht Sc, desmohl backsht
mer net Gus,
Des is now der wag we mer unser diff.
fCulty II EIsha meer un der BevYy g'Com.
promised hen.
PIT SCHWEFFELBRENNER,