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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

Ser 9eneralpoitmeiiter proiettirt ei,
ne totale 8erduoeruns Der Siamen bon
1900 bis 1900 Boedmtern. OiefeI,
btn fcIIen sunddif uereiufadt uno fo@
oann in SieIen Staaten ii6ereinifims
menos 1amen sdnsIia absefdafTt mere
ben. 8isbsr CAB es eIeihlautenoe Sfcs
men in elmer Wenge bon Staaten, unb
bemJufolse mar nur gu oft pinftIi&e
unb rihtlae Seioreune bon Yoitfa&en
erlHwert.-Cieie 8erdnberunsen ifslIt
ii1 oils elm Sortidritt bar.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

9Sie bot Die oemotratii9s Mdioritdt
I'M @onsrese ibre Wfnat benuBt ? ue'
ber Elm Sagr 1T IS nun, oab ole bemos
tratiiAe Yattei nit elmer beoeuterocn
Muioritdt in beiben 9duiern bsS Con
grehes resiert.
@un miro fd elm ieoer erinnern,
oaB eerGoe iie e5 mar. Gle rudbreno Der
lebten 8r1ii6entihafts 0dmpaqne eG5
@ort ,9teform" auf ibr Banner ge|
idrisLen. Seben mir nun, luIe he, %
he ole Nddt bn3u bate, oieie GefOtm
eurhsefubrt ooer angeiirebt bat.
81 8ciug auf Die @lUilOIenitreform,
6nt Die bemoHratifGe Yartei niWt nur
nidts 9utes, iOnSsrn entidisoen
sdleGtcs sctban. YrdiiOsnt 9apes
torperte feline 3sit Sen Gcu91eb auf,
man m0ae elm 9sies erlahen oemSu'
folae Die tleineren Stsaen mad benz
Sercienfe unO Der 6dbigteit Der arpii-
tanten cbus Gudfdt uuf YoIittt uno
Vrotettion 6eieBt luerben fclltcn. Sas
Elm ioldes Hedtsprin,ip ourdaus all,
uerfeununss. uno Iobeusiuerth mar,
miro tuo1l giiemano beilpsifeln. &her
ole 3erren SsmOfraten ba6cn ben Scrs
ldll.d oes YrdliOenten fdltld6elao abe
uslehut. 9lntiirIlh! Wan redInet onrduf
oas ndhite Mal einsn oemCtratild)'n
Yrdficenten 3u rrm 6 GongrclIs au bnben
unb oa m06te man fif ourh ocrarilge
9feformen niAt aerne ole 9dnOe bin
ben. Gie Seietu1g Der rueni9en Stel'
len meidle Der @nnyrsB gu uer9eben
bate benefit tlar unO oeutlih, bab Die
Hemofratcn in gSabrbsit ntd)ts bon
elmer wirfliden Geiorm uiiisn noDen,
oas al ibr oerarti9es @ereoe eGtel Sdnn
Jtipefsu
8as nun Die 6inan,iraae anbetrifft
70 lit ole Steuuna Der Oemotraten I'm
GoulrcIe eine fOnberbare. Nuf Der
Ylatform nes Bicerrufcs oes &eiump-
tionsdsiebes erreidten iie ibre Wnlort-
tat inn Gonerefie, aber bic lsst III es
ibnen nod nidt gelunasn, ale ibre
Tertrster nuf Sieisr BlltfOrm 81 Ser-
eur ieen. uufdtig, oas 8eiumptions'
aties ,u uiperrnien, baben lie sniebsn
muiIru, ME oGs Opbeieihnnssn ibrer
Giilrsr, bab n;ef. &siumptlon fi6 ols
eincn srcbsn 6ebIi&la9 sntbupper
murne. III Stidte nurosn. Gie6eiump
tions,Ntte bat ibre Wa6tbeile, obel
aoa fein einsise: 1T BON ben Serrer
8 emotrutsn ssbabrenb bslsuhtst nor
ren.
Sur in einem Yunfte hub Die Demo
fra ten ii6 conicaucnt 9sblieben. Si'
usrlanatrn in ibter Ylatform, oab oe'
SnSsn iid ielbit uberIOiien perbe uni
uabrlih, bas bdben iTe ourdlGeIest
Die unaIufliden gfeger i'm Subei
habeu taum mehr 6en Wutb, f1 on
Q9abltaee Dor Die Sbilre iu ipa9en uni
bas 9anO mubte Die ROften elmer ST
trahbuna troeeu ptil Der 8eriut &c
M adt nerben io1ts, ben 8rdfoenten 8
,pinsen, ben uagludlidsn 8epubIitn
nern bes SubenS bcn lebten Shub
Die SunbesInariddae ;u nebmen ! Oa
LIT aaerbinas eine &eform, uno De
| ,.Greoit" bafur ioa ben SemOfrate1
aan; unb boa gu She'll perbcn !
BeQu. 3tg.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

alt is just splendid ! SrduIein
Rarie 8enfon. in Sros, Rew<9orf,
bate bas nnsIld auf bem Gis 3u fall
len unb ibrtn Sub gu Oerrenfen. BUR
Seiluna ruroe ct. 9dfobs Sel en-
pboblen, pelAef in fur3er 3eit Die Sc
idwulit Ieate uno Die S4meraen ent'
fernte. at is just splendid!'-ift
oas sutbufiotiide nrtbeil Der Dame
uber bieies Seilmitfcl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

Scpartement- 6 ommanoer giles Der
@. ". 81. bon Nen Ssriep bat cine
Orbre erIa6en, bob ber ouf Sonntaa
ben 80. NKoi foIIeuoe 9rduerfdmu6s
anastas in aassmsfeuer sSeife am
Rontaa ben 81. Wai sefeiert fuerben
loq. Nlfo nidt einmaI oas 0nbenfen
Der eefaaenen Observation-Disclosures
borf am Sountas gefeiert peroen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

Die @egner Grants in Stem 9orf
baben iih gsweiasrt einsn 8efdIub an'
3unebmen, Dur6 welden iie iih per'
pill6ttn, niht fur Srant su itimmen,
falls er BON Der rspubIifanii9en 8artei
;um Yrifbent nominirt nirb.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

Dem Dru6feb'er it niats beilis I!
Jine 8erIiner 3eituns ersdbIt bon benz
Diner am. faiierii@en Seburtstage uno
fdreibt :Gs bate cine 3afI pon--
ie@ssis Gedsn (Hatt @ebedeu D ffatt'
sefuuSsn,
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

Der Senat bat Die im &spr6ientan'
tenhaufe amenbirte @orlage, CUR bum
oertid6.iaen 6eier Der amcrifanifaen
MISUNDERSTANDING 1883 gu
9iep gort cine @cItausteauug ab;u.
haIteu, angerommeu.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

T4xuCo CURED PROMPTLY and PERMA1
UVIW nently. ] send q bottle Of my cele1
Hill N brated remedy, with valuable Lea1
Il IN ~ tfse ON this disease, free to all suffer
ers who send Ine their p. o. and Express adj
dress. DIR. II. q. ROOT, No. lsS Pearl Street
New York.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30
lteber Saltimorr.

$tSRNt ~sSssttADkSs
Seter, Der tas dite gdterIant telu&en cker
gerwanbte une 9reunne ppn Gurrrn frmmfn
dHen wia, irlIte sisrra&tueHen neutn eilernsn
S9raubtn-p pOfbamrfI1ife bes
NoraSeRtidIeH 2lobS,
,ur lieberfabrt btuusen.
Dlit DampfitiFTfn hes Gprheentf1tn 2lcsb
pnrttn bic Gu6t 1879 iibT 70O, 900 TtrIsntn
bef5rbert.
Dir Dampfrr bisftr Gcmpnsnis:
Brauuf&peia, .,lO0Sons, @apllnbatldj
Nlrnbers, 3l00 Sons Gap Sdesr,
aeipsis, $500 Yfeiffer.
Ohio, 25oJ Me1er
Berlin, $500 Ssir6e,
Baltimore, 250O . /. SeGmers,
fabren r,asImSsis alIs ii Gage sHil&sn Bres
men uns Baltimore uue nebmtn qdiIaeteTt
~ fclseneen Raten an.
8on Baltimore nod Bremen.
3pif6eub.d $4,000
ainSsr spii&sn uaS ls Sabrsn bic pdIfts.
Son Bremen mad Baltimore.
2uiltsnbsd $500
Sinfer ,tpiIcbeu 1 unb 10 Sabrsp BE 6dIftr.
s6ueliHse 200 gennbreiftbiGsts iu srmdfis-
ten prfiftn.
Ter 9anennespIos bitter TamrfIhiHt In
Baltimore III ;usleitb Etpot esr Baltimore unb
Otic Giirutabn, pelGs pnlIasitre son unS mad
fsm @et ten IN biIIiaereu Rreifen be
tEreert, ais trasnb cine Gtlentabn ron Hewl
ycIf une pbilaesIpbid.
gSei anfuuft Der GampfIhiHr trirb eas 1sprt
fir alls 3itbianselfeatsn ssihicisn, 70 eae bie|
Ginranesrer nictt neT @Gfatt on gslcti fnb'
ern Setrlssrn tsIbpiubsIt ~ nsreen, mas in
autsrn Safsnplhssn letter 10 oft Der 8da II.
gSir MAIDEN nod DEFENDERS auf fcIsentt
/, fir 6eutIGe Reiiente bepta@tuneswsIt 3sr>
;iiae aufmgrsscm wsiEe bic &eilt NIT RnisrRI
S&iffen bietet. Die peGasisre fnb antsr
DeutfHtn, f5nnen nd aiIO NIT SeetTmana
rsrifGubiasn shne TpImstfhsT ~ esbrau&su.
IimIissn aus efnsm S@iiF IN has ane &c, ris
bel intirerten Rdifen fnbFt niGt fatt; BID
pnRasiert ssbsn N Sremsn lesIetH an SCre
bee Ocednbanpfers uHb reTIahtu eenielbe7 .rf
in Saltimore.---
E @saeu nSttrsr MusFunfi penes man
I'D an bic 6tntral'Astuttu-
81. G6mbmatber s GC.,
SO 5 Sub SAB Ctr, Baltimore, R
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

S9eilumgszgerfauf onr9 ben Sberiff.
5aerb NPibsl, SUbu u. Nibsl bel ihr:m
Sermump 3arpb 9Ri6el seaeu 6briifina 9Ri el
.icbu u. Widel, Sdcob Ri6el SobdnnaS
Ridbe, Antcu Ribd nnc Gbriifian RidbsI,
unmiinsiss Grttn hes Ssrffrrb,nen Scbannes
Ni6ei,
Su DER Circuit 6 ourt bon Goseonaot
@ourtg Mo.
ardft unt uutsr @utbrritit zines nTtbeils
unb serfanfsttfebtee dusgeifrat Sen bfiaster
Court in pem rben angegebensH 6alr unh eintr
brslautiatsu AtIhrift ssrieIbeu, eatirt ben D
arril 1880, unb i'd fnerbe am
OiiitDoh, ben 8. Ofai, 1850,
,riIcten 9 Iibr sormitidas unb l1tr Na6mit-
taas. an esr SrrnttbIre css 3eurthauies IN
0ermanu, @aeepHaee County Rihouri, eas
naflfebene belhriet;ne Gisenfbum auf 6ffent.
iu6f Nuttirn an eenNeiftieeneen serdsissrn,
ndmitH:
Pot 30. uue bic nSrtli6s 5dlfis psn e9t
&c. 2 ess nerepsfl. 8isrteIe uHb Got 30 2.
oes IIepeifl. gierteIs, Seftirn IS, ferrer bic
ncr6iids 5Slfts rts n6rtSfI. gisrtsIs EDITION
19, ilmmttiG ttiesen in 5rrufbip Al, 8ause
4, rfFi.
geein 6aHfSsbn pre3nt Der
RaufIumme 8aar in 6ane ;u bIjabIen uHb
fir heH Etif rire elm 12smpnatIiGer eTteit
asaen zine Trcstnt 3tnstraeenfe Rete nit
Gutrfannt sutsr Sdrsftaft tsrviltist.
Sbeo. Bersner Sberiff.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

ls.4l -lN
aaEe. &c fonten
oeuosrnen irereen
Scr GnbI91Hg ~
fud5ig Anb bi4lpleT'
QFine GiIeerfH y
Birfea nit h4Y
9Bieu. grets z9j
per gj0f. Warnfr
6fiimihfI fne Ef
slpCitftgru IND ~
6knbisrs ~ babsn
IG.9.Osrner8
eigeHtthmtr
Rcs5sfers y
|NE-aHnn ienes u
6art ,Fs SensH'
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1880-04-30

9eter, Der tas aite gaierIant teln&en cker
gerpnnbte une 9reunee psn Gurrra fpmmfn
6iTen wia, frlIte sie rramtrehen neatn eileTnsn
S6rauben- 9,pfipamrfI@iffe hes
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
The School-Book Act.

The final canvass of the vote on the
school textbook act shows that there Was
popular majority against the proposition,
to continue the monopoly Of furnishing
school books in the hands of the present
contractor The actual majority in oppo-
sition to the continuance, if all the votes
had been returned, would be but little
short OF two thousand. Notwithstanding
this emphatic protest of the people, the
contractor and his interested hackers set
up the claim that the acts are legally sus-
tanned, by virtue of that cunning and in
defensible provision of the act of submits
sion which declares that, unless a MAORI
ty OF the votes cast at the election shall
be given against the school text book acts
they shall continue in force. It is worthy
of note, however, and we specially invite
public attention to the fact, that the can
wasting board does not give an OPINION on
the question whether there must be ma
jority Of all who voted for president
against the textbook acts. Quite likely
it is that this will be the decision of the
court if the question should be referred
to that body, but the fact stands, never
theless, that forty-fve thousand, four
hundred and sixty five voters have fled
their protests against this unjust monopo-
", and that they are a majority of all who
voted on the question. The people will
feel that the law is abrogated on fair.
count, and they will not remain patient
| under the forced and unnatural interpre-
tation Of the law that the interested con-
tractor will secure Winona Republican
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
PUBLIC INSTALLATION.
A Big Masonic Ball on the Evening of
the 9th.

the 9th,
That there will be public installation
OF the officers of Fraternal Lodge No. 80.
a. +. = A. NJ, at Masonic hall. on
Monday evening, the 9th Dec. that
some noted member of the brotherhood
from abroad will be present and deliver a
lecture on Masonry, that there will be a
grand ball after the installation ceremo.
mes are concluded, that the best music
attalnable will be on hand, that the supper
at the American House will bessatisfacto.
ry' to the "inner man" of all, that eyerv
BODY is invited to be present and part,c;.
pate in the festivities, and that a hearty
welcome and good time is promised Al,
those who attend, no matter of what sect
or creed, are assured facts. 1t is expected
That T. G. NJ. Adams, of Monticello will,
oe present. Tickets for dance and sumner
S2.oo; for dance alone, $l.oo. Aup
Hines, Will Cilley and Art. Howard are
Inc floor committee. A cordial inyitatio,
IS extended to all.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

The st. Panl Globe has also dis
covered that Minneapolis is the point
from which he who would be a sue
cessful ofhce-seeker in this state must
hail. The Globe says:
..But Mr.. Hayes partially for Ohio
men has not been more marked than
the partiality of the citizens of Min
nesota for Minneapolis men. The
fact that man halls from the city Of
-four and saw-dust is the open sesame
that throws wide the portals of the
fattest offices in the gift Of the people.
a majority of the male inhabitants OF
that tionrishing suburb Of St. Paul
seem to have been especially created
for the purpose Of holding office, and
they fulfill their destiny most relig.
iously."
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
St. Paul "Bloods.n

A disgraceful orgie took place at Como
last night, the occasion being the Mabille
dance gotten up by the harlots of st.
Paul, and participated in by their male
consorts, including scores of well known
young men, who, if their names were
published, would be tabooed from socie-
ty The road from st. Paul to Como was
alive with vehicles throughout the night,
and the air was polluted with ribald oaths,
while the scene presented at the rendez-
vous was OF too degrading nature to
bear reference. The affair was disgrace
to the community, and the entire ca
Doodle should have beer pulled and land
ed in the cooler.-Globe.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

l. ?. s
The public have heard enough
about the ''privations'' of the Come
mara Colonists, in Big Stone county.
The trouble with the so-called colon
lists is they are too lazy to work and
they expect to subsist on charity.
They denounce their priest because
he will not feed and clothe them
without money and without price
They are sorry lot of medicants and
the philanthropists, Bishop Ireland
and Dillon O'Brien. made big mis-.
take in ever bringing them to Mime.
sofa.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

The latest candidate for public ia
vor in the newspaper line is the Home.
very interesting sixteen page week
", published by H. P. Hall, St. Paul.
That the energetic Hall will make it
success is certain. It is the best
family paper we know of and is worth
treble the subscription price, $l.oo
per year.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

: rhapsody Of Madness the Pioneer.
1rress styles the following
w. y no cares tor nothing alone is free;
ols ooWD' good fellow, and drink with me /,
y y careless heart ana merry eve
iae iaugns at the world as the world goes bv.
He laughs at power, and wealth and fame !.
: e laughs at virtue, he laughs at shame.
IS laughs at hope and he1laughs 81 fear.
AT memory's dead leaves. crisn and seaa
q laughs at the future, cold ana dim
~ tsor heaven nor earth is dear to MIN.
81, that Is the comrade ct for Il j.
1lc csrss Tor so III Is free.
LILLIAN WINrER.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

HE Rush City Post attempts to ape
the sty lie of the Duluth Tribune. But
there is a big difference between
poodle dog and lion. and between
Ijackdaw and an eagle.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

1oaEN FLETCHER, Of Minneapolis,
would like to preside over the delib.
erations Of the Minnesota legislature,
as aker. this winter. The chances
are ;'l .Il!; hat his wish will be gratified
because he halls from Minneapolis.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
Tur Prainnrd Tr;h,,np sare ssV

The Rrainerd Tribune says, eve
are pleased to observe the name Of
Col 1. Fletcher. Of Minneapolis
On what battle field did Mr., Fletcher
earn his military titlee Was it while
he was in that "h-l of fix in
Manitoba?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

Judge McKelvy has rendered decision
In . Douglas county case to the effect
that il . man does not keep his cattle on
ms own land he is liable for any damage
they may do on the land of another
whether the latter's land be fenced or IN.
fenced. Press. = -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

On Thursday and Friday evenings two
very interesting lectures were delivered
before large audiences at the court housa
hall by Mr.. George Greer, of Battle Greet
.Mlch. Mr. Greer is an able exponent Of
his ism-Spiritualism.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

: Judge McKelvy intends starting on
saturday Tor his old home near Plttsburp
rs.' 10 De present at the golden wedding
Oh o. ms parents. He will be accompanied
~ us oidest son, James, and will be All
ooIt dOout Chree weeks.-Journal-P ress
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

9. h,s|i hs graz uate Of West Point
81 anevsp per-
Omit Campbell. was divorced from
shis wife. by st. Paul court on Mon
day. after four months of welded bliss.
He married at leisure and repented in
haste.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

MIENEApoLrs, Tuesday; wheat is
quoted at 90c, SIC and 75c. Corn SO
538c. Oats, 80 to S2c.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

Gov. Foster has withdrawn from
the race for U. S. Senator in Ohio.
John Sherman will now have clear
sailing.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

The scholars Of one Of the nr;n.r.
i -, we're required to write list Of
:, ,o'sa 3n'"1ass upon tnslf s'ates. and one
little girl, with knowledge far beyond
her years, completed her catalogue with
mat OF "Maincitc.." May q merciful
providence forgive her. -Anoka Herald
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23

TINS is the UrloN's fifth birthday.
and it, III UN1oN, must and shall be
preserved for many years to come.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
;it1eeto11 Wniun.
Publishes Every Thursday.
independent Republican in Politics. y

TERMS: s2.oo PER YEAR.
Only Paper published in or within circuit
q twenty two miles of Princeton. Has an ex
tenslve circulation in lsant1 and sherburne
ceunties and is read in every household in
Mule Laos county.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
T. HI, GALLEY, prop

THIS PAPER a KoWs 1an eo cs N NisI so
Advertising Bureau 90 Spruce St whore adverrisiny
contracts may be ni2de for II In NEW YORK.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-23
HARDWARE.
Galley & NEELY
MAIN STREET. PRINCETON, M1NN.
Dealers in
Heavy and Shelf Hardware. SHOES,
Tinsoare, Mails. Ares, Ropes,
Saws, Windoso Glass, Chains,
and Everything that is
to be Had IN a First
class Hardware
Store. S.
(
FARM MACHINERY Z.

MITCHELL AND WHITEWATER
WAGONS, TRIUMPH BROAD
CAST SEEDERS AND DRILLS;
MONITOR, JOHN DEER AND
DIV Err CT LII ED
FLOWS: GANG AND
SULKEY PLOWS;
CHAMPION SELF.
BINDERS, REAPERS
AND MOWERS; NcCOR- .t
Ma c H A R V ESTERS;
oRHAM AND PEERLESS
SULKEY CULTIVATORS; 4
HOLLINGSWORTH AND OTHER /
STANDARD HORSE RAKESE
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1880-08-12
over-Curicus People.

Over-curious people are not cas-
lily silenced, but the feat is to be
accomplished. An old gentleman
complaining that his glasses were
not strong enough to serve his turn
was told by the optician that they
ought to be so, seeing they were
tWos.
"What have you got after twosP'
inquired he.
Number ones," was the reply.
Sand after onesp
"Oh," said the optician, "if you
don't find them strong enough, sir,
you will require dog and string.
The following colloquy took place
outside a house in an American
city. between some country visitors
unable to obtain entrance, and a
German living next door:
"Jane not at home, did you sayP'
"Nein, Chances not at home"
"Where is shep
"She's gone the cemetery down.
"When will she come backW
ooh, she won't come back al
ready any more; she's gone to stay
she's det."
A stranger, passing chrrchyarc
and seeing hearse standing hard
by, inquired who was dead,
The sexton informed him.
"What complaint?" asked the in
quisitlVe one.
"There is no complaint; every
body is satisfied" was the reply.
One man remained unsatisfied
when he read in California news
paper a paragraph respecting the
vexed question of how Cain OBJ
tanned a wife. 1t read as follows
"You want to know where Cain
obtained his wife, Upon any sub
ject of a public nature we never re-
fuse to throw the desired light. But
this is altogether a different thing.
1t is family matter with which we
do not care to meddle. Cain died
some time before many of US we're
born, and such idle curiosity re
specting the family affairs of de-
ceased person we regard as most
reprehensible, and calculated to
violate the sanctItles of domestic
life."
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1880-08-12
Drunkenness Cured,

The physicians and temperance
plen of Chicago are very much ex
cited over a new remedy discovered
by DR.. Robert D'Unger, which moi
only cures intemperance, but leaves
the drunkard with an absolute aver
sion to spirituous liquors. Mr..
Joseph Medill, the editor of the
Chicago Tribune, says:
"This is one of the most wonder
full discoveries of the age. DIR.
D'Unger has actually cured $500
cases of the worst forms of intem-
perance. He takes men debauched
by liquor for years-takes a used
up, demented, loathsome sot, and
in ten days makes a well man of
him, with positive aversion to IL
quor. DR.. D'Unger is a regular
practitioner. He tells the secret to
every one, and many physicians are
using his discovery.
A correspondent of the New
York Sun lately called on DIR.
.D'Unger, and relates his interview
as follows:
"My medicine" said the doctor,
"oan be bought at any first-class
drug store. 1t is red Peruvian
bark, (chinchona rHJra). Now,
there are eighty varieties of this
bark. use the bark from the
small limbs of the red variety
druggists call it quill bark. because
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Practical.

Zabdiel Adams, a Congregation
al clergyman, of Massachusetts, in
the last century, was noted for
sharp wit and pithy sayings. He
was apt to say pnngent things in
the pulpit, If matters went badly in
the parish, and adjoining parishes
had learned To fear his sharp
tongue.
A neighboring clergyman, noted
for his mildness and timidity, once
proposed an exchange of pulpits.
Mr.. Adams accepted the proposal
eagerly, for he was itching TO tell
the people some plain truths about
their niggardliness in neglecting
their Westinghouse. There were
broken panes in the pulpit window,
a ragged cushion on the desk, and
a general forlornness about the
sanctuary. 5
Mr.. Adams had prepared sting
ing rebuke for parsimonY, when his
timid neighbor, suspecting some
such purpose, rode over on Satur-
day and exacted promise that he
would say nothing unkind to the
people. Mr.. Adams reluctantly
consented, but new idea occurred
to him. Taking little bag into the
pulpit he waited till the congrega-
ton gathered. Then locking round,
as il feeling draught, he examined
the broken panes, and opening his
bag, took out a bundle of rage,
stuffed them slowly into the open
ings, and surveyed his work with
great satisfaction. There was
sensation below.
He then began the services. In
the middle of his sermon, growing
very animated, he closed the Bible,
set it aside, and> lifting his hands
impressively, suddenly brought
them down with great force on the
cushion. Feathers flew out of the
h oles abundantly.
Looking round comically, he said:
"Blgss mel how the feathers fiyr'
and resumed his sermon as.if moth
ing had gone amiss.
IL is needless to say repairs were
made before Sunday, though he
had kept the lotter of his promise
to the timid pastor.