The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-05-04

"A Nebraska woman Tilted deaiiss e.
tse 10 he'd filled oil her teeth In eh1
coae careful manner without eAssrs, ussies
The belief thsa she vo0ld marry hin. Lei.
hard cssr. and the poor men ought n b
siio.ed soaethiag for the rspaira osd,
While b occupied The lsdys a6sesios.-
Glib Dsascrut.
The natriooaisl hitch ~ tied 9th ,
tooth N . rope. cooaequeatly Il bsoke.
1t = said that Gail Hsuilson can tall
70 twelve people u oacs.- Rsslis%s
Capital.
wecsa account for TIE too has che hold o
without trouble. and probably The OLE
is" stay TO carry away the remains.
this . saiis(actOsy. drive o..
-Fifsy-aeven yards Of lace were %
Wound from the person Of lady s@nexls
Who ~ Pposisd BY the cuaio0 houss OF
cen yesserday.-Ner Y@k Sss.
There must have been . terribly big bus
tie around there about that tine.
"A Michigan girl hes been arrs.sed 70
carrying revolves.-Ksia.sasso Isd.pe.
dat.
That's right. No female should Be PEI
mitied TO carry bangs in her hip POCKET.
-Four thousand piano nakers hav
atruck," reads di.patch.
This may he bad news. bot . man Oh
hsa lived in the neiehboshood Of three o
four pianos and a half dozen hssithv girla
will read about il and voodes what mske
him feel 10 glad and mrshiul.
1-Fireman" writes to ask how 70 PIE
vent hose from bunting.
The tendency Of hose - bssse iepe.ds
upon the size Of the ea-vell, our .dvic
to Fireman" 10 not % wear en-.
-Dianoods can nov Be made By
chemical Proces. -SeieafiSe Res;er.
Il il very uatosssnase. add il vill maxi
IL di@cult in shs future 70 Distinguish sh'
common herd isoa .diton.
-"Whon sAsil ne uarryr' asks % ez
change
IL you sss . aaa you vail probably mar
y . wsssas.
TIE Looslsn .S,ss1isy Nsruid has q loua
ssse's entitled "Ffoude an Buayoo."
We consratusase Mr.. Frouds that th,
bsoi0a 10 NOT On him.
-CongrrsA must and -hall remove th'
tariff on wood pulp. C&imyo Ness.
And the Nsus might have adsied that y,
will oil get on . tariff they don't.
Tan retired baggage master properly
be referred To ~ the c0mpany's excheckes
Gaie Cisy.
He might he. but 1t 10 veil known ihs
he belonged to the wreckins department.
Second Thoughts are beat. Oh ssr.
That's where they differ from morsesees
We Ne told that "Gen. Sherman ~
always coolest when On the point Of ct
tack"
Mos, people are hottest when on III,
point Of tack.
The sesson Of the year has come vhes
young ladies buy their sprine dreaaes, hsts
ribbasds. ties, etc. Now all Who consem
plate making such purchases should not fai
10 cell and examine Mr.. q. r. Robinson
."AF IN Jetersos City Tribune.
How would IN examination of Mn. Robin
sos aid then in making their purhases
-Zssel, Barnum'- female CURVED, 4ess
,6:eAareed twice = day for $25O.-N,r
8D~s Register.
Doss she 60 Oh when che u discharged
d does he hire her over again!
-Tho~e men Who spend their time in in.
venting fr1ah cosondrums ar inquiring The
between me Of Dicloeas' works
and yet nurse.-I;,Saeiaa.
We cant No any difference. II might
be that one il the "Tale Of ivo Giies," sod
The other the sale Of - Well re give il
pp; doaI brlieve We ever had . clue 10 The
answer. any gay.
Mary Walker calls the place where
The hanGs her eIoihe-. not closet, but .
psntsy.-Rx-Dispasek
She might call il . 9Th )e~i-ioonaiic ssy-
lu0.
-Denis K-arnev'. nev .priag suit 6ts
him beausifuiIy.-Past- Dspiiea.
But il deean't st him h.lf % beautifully
y will tho little hemp~n necktie which HE
,osdjutor Kslloch earned for himself cone
ea days ago.
"A Rmsl halter can Be male Of buck
sheat 6eur.-Hos.ek,ld recipes.
That may be oil -. bat when one wants
% make . good catcher or pitcher, he
must look little further for hs material.
The Arab hor.e !. not brokes uasil it,
ourth yrsr.-Ts1. Fidd and F;~~.
That's where they di6er from ses COPS.
But then Arab homes ere not vahed By
be average kitchen girl. And they are
Inherent Also from the average thorough.
'red gambler. ios he ihisks soshiag Of b.
n broke in four hours. No, The Arab
'orse would not make succese - . poker
Mayer. He is too eautio0s-iour yess. in
ICED!
-Williao Blsck's new novel l. called
'Soarise."-Lisa~y E.
Probably because he thinks il vill Be
ssd.
Ewes the worm will turn vkea tsed
This doss not apply tn any worm upon
'hich David Davis sets the foot Of his
That worm never even thisl3
{ turning. nor Of doing anything bus lying
srisctly quiet and saying ooshing 10 any
ne.
TIE Buaena rsilrnad men ase tsysae 70
hecknaie Gsuld.-DesrUd Free Pres
A. Gould can draw . check Tor snaps-
hing like 0.O0o. 600. the Bossoe ssss will
ave 10 hussls srousd good deal and get |
n earlV o'moeninep II ehev vane n IA II 1