Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-07-10

railing, and began to jabber loudly anc
rapidly: 'Oh, poor man. He's surely
dying. Isn't II n shame" Why don
they make him eat? Look at him, he,
starved already" she exclaimed in one
breath. The watcher had shouted "a
| her several times, but she did not heed
them until one of the doctors clapped
his hand upon her shoulder and mo-
toned for her to immediately walk away.
DR.. Tanner ut that time was in doze.
some old friends OF the fasting man
/ called, but were not allowed Ia speak
with him unless he was awake and will.
ing to talk. On retiring for the night
DR.. Tanner was feeling well, and claimed
to be confident in his ability to last for
forty days. lie had not been annoyed
~ on the day previous, and, conse.
Qnently, had preserved an unrufiied
temper.
George Francis Trains Endorsements
George Francis Train sat under an
umbrella in Madison Square Park nll
day, and cvoluted for the benefit OF the
fasting man, sending the results ot each
evolution to the faster regularly by pos.
tai card. His first evolution in the
morning resulted ~ follows:
CITIZEN DR. Tanner: When "0ld
Cayliastro" guaged your stomach by his
he put his foot 10 III When calling you
Fasting Impostpr" he wrote himself
"Paracelsus Charlatan."
Why don't you drink The two.
inch rain adds fifty per cent. TO crops!
The grass again is green Water viii
renew your rrh. Sponge! sun open
air. baths and water alone can save you
when dilirium appears Drs. must stop
experimenting 10 avoid Berghism or
courts.l
To Excelsior Snow Bank Casibanca
fire ship Ephesan Dome History 10y
suicide. with world for audience, dis
counts chance! The unexpected IN
always the 'impossiblc." The horse
died on one oat. Camel fell ON last
leather, Your nervousness shows men.
tai friction. Where pulse Jumps fifty,
bloud II abnormal
When Journal gives pages Ia prifc
fights, pigeon matches fox hunts!
yacht trials horse races boat Spurts!
cock mains, rat naits rit shots and
walking matches! starving fssts are IN
order demons must stand aside for
rsychos
The new disease IN the "malady of
clubs" or "Drlmonicn death grip
Nothing but your fasting evolution can
checkmate Greenwood! q. T. ].
Tho Evolution Mil Went On.
and by "a. ". the following had been
gronnd out:
CirIKN DR TANNER II frozen beer
snakes grass.hoprers' fish LIZARDS :
insects. frogs, come Ia llie after six
months torpOr when exposed Ia heat II
proves that IA" temperature IL llic's res
toration.
Na,u,cs subtle forces ar hourly d"
vclopins' Electricity Is al AN infant
Heat il vet baby lght ~ only n
youth, An j. in it's teens, while psych-
ology is not vet born
Don't shake hands l, taps you'
Each il mn electric battery. ] have been
u locked magnet Tor five years. hence
my electro force which draws thous'
ands 10 Madison square
DOuhters no longer ignore YOU! Press
has stopped riiiculc, Hammond Iuacks
arr convinced! lnu have done we'll
Facing Western foo y Eastern drought,
Famine. Tempest rcstilenc"' Earth
quake all shadowcd on wall Seeing
dead fish on lake aud ocean Heating
ashore Rirls dropping liieless' Cattle
dying (sprcadnc putrllariion through
arr Who wonders a thousand IN south
Adams en, for village doctor the same
night?
Three miles high balloonists perish,
and miners would die three miles down!
This shows how narrow the margin that
circles lilrl Thirty miles more velocity,
that tempest that lclls trees would cy.
clone houses A million iccberxs adriit
may produce tidal wave that would wipe
out Coney's Island. Rocksway. Long
Branch in an hour q. b. i.
After this production Mr.. Train wrni
to Ia, Ashland llous" and took his
bowl oi oat meal and milk. Theevolu.
tion mill then started up with unusual
yigor, and 10y r.N the letter carrier hal
left the following communication nj
Clarendon Hall Tor pr. Tanner:
Three Meals Per Day Kii1s Man and Givcs
Womsu No Rost.
CirilgH DR TASSKR: Sonr last cvo'
lntion ors,n,zs revolution Three
meals not only kills man. hut gives vo'
man no rest Domestic lie il house
hold slavery! Onr meal over the mex,
commences Habit creates custom
Even horscmen give their half p"ck-
daily instead of whole perks PI1hnro
.iLiomnd',s ~ living death
How rcstaurateurs chip out Two
Dclmonicos Waite Stevens, Clapp,
Ovcrton Chamberlain Coleman S',l-
SON Leland, tagr' Saud.r-nn' How.
ard. on your plan all would hc aliv" t..
day Every man his own doctor When
Charles OConncr and Moses Taylor
were too sick Ia gorge meat death was
postponed
Starvation kills sickness Nature al.
WAYS takes a rest except IN stomach =
Calm aud tempest Rough and smooth
las, and slow bay and night Awake
aud asleep; bn, digestion has 10 holiday
The irip hammer never stops Moth
ers .rc afraid one peanut viii spoil
pound al rotten meat Babies never
vomu milk TIL they sl"p over
Dcpopula,ing England With American
meat IL lust re,rlbutiou for making the
country a pas'ursgr Tor Britains ar-
tocracyl l." Due Gys cattle ARE dis"as
el in seventeen States o.. !, T.
After this thrr. was u lull, hut NJ
about , o'clock another postal from
q .orgr Francis Train" WAS announced
my ur.cious What . Dose OF Train Oh
I'm ostt,uz To-day"
exclaimed the fasting man. The final
production Tor IA. day read thus
CiriyCS DR T,SSsR. N,nr cheers
for Tanner Old school IL iuriou. oi
course tallos candles freight cshoos"'
sailing ship aniagonirr steamer palace
car aud electric light! Compare Ham
mond's porter house paunch With your
spare diet
Old Caglinstro sits on thron. Ia swim
n. ignorance out IL hye hundred dol.
lars IN ten minutes f>rulspus' Cel-
sus iI.hn.mann' frcsnliL liehiy'
"lI,,ef tea" aud water cums are all
dyGamit~i hy Turkish baths and Tan
ner ias,s Viva Ia vie
Important -pOn't XII goose that
Avs such golden eg.s
Nnr have done enough stop to-day
You have Won O.. =. j.
HANCOCK.
The General Unable tO Answer