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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-12-07
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, 1880-12-12
4 PHlLlSTINE

rake away Nll your adornments estheticaL
flates oi blue China and bits Of sage green;
ihoura you MAY call me monster herctical.
- Cunt consider them tit TO l,e sev,i
ktchings and paintings ioa1he aud nbominate,
Grinlt su,le at the Efnlnc OF 3urne-Jonc
Hating the pictures where big ch1us predom-
lnAlt
Over lean figures with angular bones
Buy me what grinn,ng stage- sastics cali far
niture."
Such rs Tas used by our fathers of old;
Tnke Axay I'LL your nonscnscai 9arniturc,
Tapestr. curtains aud borders Ut guild
Give 1ne the ancient and solid rnaho;;any-
Mine be the board that will need no repairs:
Don't let me see, rs sit at my grog. any
Chippen1ule tables or Spin1le~Ieggc1 chairB-
Hang up vivid verrnilion wallpaper,
Covered with roses OF gorgeous hue.
Antching varnished aud beautiful hati-paper,
Locking like marble so polished AMI new.
Curpcts should all show dos..i variety.
"1raihs lutermfngifng Of yellow aud red:-
80. when it enters my hume. will society
Say here's house whence esthetics have lied.
-puHCil-
, 1880-12-12

f5I}FFxf0f7 4 htfEx.
A Galveston 1rishmau has very bright boy,
who reads the papers. The other morning the
uld nun asked Patrick. junior why he didn't re-
turn the change from the marketing. There
sns no Answer except thaE the boy muttered,
The rt,iraIlt-"
Have y.,u fed the pig, Patrick?"
4 stony stare wns the only reply. Then for
alUu1 h1feen minutes there was II vision OF u
s"n closely pursued by Il barehcadcd father re-
fo1vlus around the house. uutil the former over
:vok thc Latter and yankcsi him over waIoz-
barrel.
=, :" was only tnryiug Boycott on ycz, favther:
sor 1he sake 1T oulo Ireland, lave 1ae aluse.''
II hoy caught yc arc,' painted the old
nan. " III tuchc yer to 1hritc wid Il hume
tti-stnyc. ~
The application of cocrcive measures could
De hcard -four blocks on
, 1880-12-12

Hermann, the wizard, at McTicker's on
the Goth.
Frank Mayo talks Of tackling the legiti-
mate next season.
Minnie Palner's "Boarding School ~ will
De the next event at the Grand
Lydia Thompson talkso coming back to
this country soon. I.ast year she wanted a
prominent bur1esQue manager Of this coun-
, 1880-12-12
CALENDAR FOR THE WEEK,


Dec, 1e-Third Sunday in Advent.
Dec. c.15-Flst-Enbcr-Dny.
>ec. 1.-Fast-Enlier-
Dec: lS-Fast-Embcr- Day.
CATHOLIC.
Dec. 1c-Third Sunday In Advent.
Dec list Lucy. Y. n.
Dec. l4-Ut the Uctuyr
Dec. l5-Octave of the immaculate Conception; ;
Einbcr- Day-Fust
Dec. 1C-St. Eusrhius, 3, NJ
Dec. l.-Fcria; Embcr- Duy-Fnst
pse. 1s-E11'ect:ltion of the Il. v. n: Ember-
Uuy-Fust.
, 1880-12-12
THE TELEPHONE.
Some Interesting Facts Con.
cerning a Useful fnyen-
ton.
The Troubles and Vexations o]
Learning How to Talk ;.
by Wire.
A Scientific Explanation of How
the Machine Is Worked.

] Inc malicious Old comparison OF anElint
to stick and string, with worm at on,
| end and fool at the other, might be para
pllrased into likeness Of the telephone II
some stages Of its use. When a man Ea:
| gotten along so nicely in business that hi
fecls that some extraordinary display j:
necessary he invests in a telephone. Two
men come over from the agency, PROV
around for all hour or two, exchange 1nys
tcrious mods and winks, whisper together In
the darkest corner OF the Office, go Oft, come
back again, measure the length Of the room,
| then disappear, and are next seen shining
up telegraph poles in the vicinity, to the in,.
nense alarm of timid old gentlemen passing
| below. The following day they bring III q
! mahogany box, with several curious trim
mings, screw it to the wall in the most inac-
cessible corner, exchange more mods and
| winks, fool with the snapper at the bottom of
the thing for nm hour or so, and then all
nonnce to the junior clerk that the telephone
Is ready.
For three days following business is turned
| over as one turneth a flapjack, and the office
Is in all uproar. General interest centres i'll
that telephone. The bald-hcaded bookkecper
tries 1t, turns the crank thrice very gingerly,
keeps his ear glued to the nozzle as tightly
as though the Presidents message was COM
Ing in. smiles blanaIv save ..Wal}t,, t,yica
very mildly, gets rett in the face, and marches
back to his desk, refusing to reply to any in
quirics. Then the cashier takes turn, spins
the crank around turiouslv. wells uellol "
In an eyasnorot;nv craccando ,i.ten. osy,,i1.,
swcars some, and gets into an argument with
the junior clerk which terminates disastrous
t.; for the latter, but which doesn't material
IL en1irnten anv onp IN rnc,r,1 n t1a nracti.
nj ,.e.1~;1,~ - 49, ;..+n,..+ ~ M 1o ~
s11 "olAnlS u lae Instrument 1ne o'hee
BOY then come III, 2lld he says the whole secret
lies i'll the switch at the bottom Of the tele-
phone-box. This gives a new imnetus
r. ;nvast;,a+;on in .,,,,;a,' Ill ,,o,,,1. ;,;,,
tS;.,ni'. .'o,.' ~ nn!ea A', Asnlua Jv'i4,
e. niaas;; Wlen 1ne clailk Is nearly wrencned
pa, aiu !ne old Dookkeepcr's pack a1ntsI
,i;s br9ken WIN stooplns. tie bell emlts q talnt
tink1e, anu general smlle OF sat!S1actlon
breaks ont ail round,-the main office has
oeeli leacleu at 1ast. -.......>
f. J4st ~ tnls eAcltlilg ]uncture tne success
!ul business man VINO runs the office comes
III, un"lnns ms comforter, takes on his
tlms;"cn r. e.n in., ~" t,;n,r E.v ~ "a
tween tha man and fhe faiai;1nna then an-
sues the following conversation.
Man fcontitlentlyl-u HelioiD
Telephone (obscurety)-" Br-r-rt tfck-sssr,
, 1880-12-12

ice ~ater is perfectly harmless aad more re-
stesa1tg with little Hop Bitters Ia each tirauqht.
, 1880-12-12

polish. in his delivery. not shown
formerly. THIS improvement is clearly seen
III the personation Of the Captdi1I Overact7
ing might be charged against Mr.. Frederick
first sccne with his soti. With this single
blemIsl lis assumption was 4 rich. a inellO,y,
and a carefully elaborated one: Mr.. Charles
Waycrly's Sir L7tcl,ts was deficient in that
iieartiness sought for III the sanguinary
Rand, an cxcellent actress, did we'll with the
mu.ilatetl Lyli,t Ltt1,g,.isl. and Mr.. j. Gallo
way as Ddpitl, in speech, action, gesture, and
makeup, presented Il most complete picture
OF Bob xlcrcs' lnan servant
1t may be added in closing this article that
the audiences during the week have been
larger than those of any theatre in town,
and that these audiences have generously ap.
plaudcd the excellent acting Of the company.
, 1880-12-12

1t may be added in closing this article that
the audiences during the week have been
larger than those Of any theatre in town,
and that these audiences have generously ap-
plauded the excellent acting Of the company.
A PERTINENT QUESTION.
1b the Editor Of Tue Chicago Tribune.
CHICAGO, Dec. 11.-You would really
oblige many readers if you could inform
them when the press Of the United States in
tend ccasing to insult our mothers and sis
tiers in order to afford advertisement to n
French actress, allude to the editorial and
communicated apologies that have appeared
i'll leading newspapers for this PERSONS al
legged :il,lnorAlities, and her protests against
the social ostracisln she met with in New
York, AMI Is meeting in Boston. We in
America knew little Of this wu,nln's private
life, and cared less, till it was obtruded upon
us III the columns Of the American press, and
It was never obtruded there till she had been
engaged to come here and gather Il harvest
Of American dollars for herself and an
American manager, the same who attempted
to increase his store by specializing OIL the
agonies and Cross Of Christ. This actress Is
irritatcd as Cunaillc at finding that society, in
obedience to the law Of self-preservation,
shuts its doors against her, and, white avow
ing that she lis guilty Of increasing the
population OF the world without bur-
thening herself With husband claims
that she is excusable for this peccadillo be
cause she did not apply to some French
Madame Resteiie to save her reputation for
chastity by the colnEllssion1 Ut murder. i'll
sinuating, too, that such is the practice uf
the American society into which she has
failed to gain admission. The sovereign lni~
puuence Of this is truly Gallo, fur the wonl-
MI 1vbn rnui] flf this 1nnSt unt nn]v hn Il
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
OCCUPATION A SAFEGUARD.

Life Is prolonged by pleasant occupa-
49,. ,,,i,;ch Ais the mind. The indl.
v ., whose thoughts are centereo
WI whose ambition is aroused ny
a some attractive enterprise or project e.
so to live a charmed life. There IS
s sess sickness and death among the
Tess nort;on of the community than In
.sDe soipcies Of the idlers, the retired
,"e gentlemen of fortune ana ana
m ,n.s..aa seekers of mere pleasure ana
lelsu .;a,.,.ion Of the senses. The active
ga can hardly afford the time to DC
~ r. ;s not when soldiers are on tne
naarch. or in agreeable, active service VICE,
that mortality mostly invades thel
ranks r but when encamped for .h an DIM ,%
1iefinite period, or confined 10 .h .;v uJ,
routine of the barracks AFTER ''e''
campaign.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02

A.: ,o';c;ne that can be employed cleans
u: nc. .;,o Stomach and bowels, and even the
%9od. In small doses of one pm d u"y;;
.I,ow stimulate the digestive organs "N'
promote vigorous health. Known for
AYERS PILLS have been Know Si,,Sa
more than quarter of century, anu snn t%e;r
ATTAINED a worldwide reputation iot ,n =,
Grimes. They correct diseased actlc" .i,o a
no several assimilative organs VI @
hodv and are 40 composed that opst i:.f
49, within their range can rarely WIN,
.t.nd or eyade them. Not only 90 .n.S
o.,ro the everyday complaints OF eHely
S SoSv Int also formidable and dangerouss
S;scoses that have bafticd the oest ".
i,,,"an skill. While they produce pow" ,i,o
I'll effects, they are, at the same .nn'' Nv Nv
safest and best physic TOR Sn,'' mvci, less
their aperient action they giip' nI never
ti,an the common purgatives, anu 80, u
Give main when the bowels are no! i'l' iinoJ
Ei,oy reach the vital fountains OF inc o'oo -
and STRENGTHEN the system by freeing Az
Gov, tho Clements of weakness.
A' Adapted to ill ages and cono',ions u" u
III ,i;n,otes. containing neither Galorhe'
a.. a.. o,,x ;eletcrious drug, these rms I'm mn!
ho taIen with safety by anybody. enct'
s,,ror.coatine preserves them eyer IT,; y,
onS makes them pleasant to take; WILLY
he;nc purely vegetable, no hatm Gull ''A
fror1 their use in any quantity.
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Rrsstisci ar %akH HssiE1ftss"hl SSEES9WiiEl
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
cX,ARI.ES STEWART PARNElA''

..Ther. is probably no man Moso
..h,, axocrated in England than
Mn parnell. - says Liverpool paper
W. Arons. Now, Mr.. Parnell, VINO
. for this country tomorrow, IS
20, t,o,nan and q scholar, a nun W
s.r.at ability, lover of his co"ntIy, ~
sen.I,nsiast: on none of these points eau
bic unnopularity be founded. i'ut III
~. s;nrle- minded and enthusiastic Pul
.,,;t n what to him seems goou-
Sincerity too, is among his claims ~
sns,,act.Nr. Parncll has contriveu .v
tranple upon the dearest P1eJu
Enclishmen. He has fatally ouS. :"Eo,i
sentiments which are only cnei ls,er.
the more fondly that they are o' An
wise unsupported by right reason.
Enulishman believes In "our s.,;n~
constitution" without wen ',,;+S
why; but he is all the more uns'S ~ If
onv one who dares to put MN ouI -
nSSoo;t with his net idol. And TINS IS
s''s, what Paruell has done. he mas
r;s own quiet way-which IN nis
nase comes from a gentle spirit ", a.
Am will in combinatiOn-snuDoeo w.
constitution numerically. he mas s':
netaphorically speaking, sh"ppsH -
annars in the faces of the leaders :,
the house and of the OPpositlon', ~ -
t,as tweal<ed tho nose of the lnehaD'
aupust first commander IN the l"" ~
the sneaker of the commons; ne H =.
.',>on all occasions of ignomlnlous ..
LIT sustained a calm demeanor INN
;taIv exasperating the severity OF n
.rao.n,ent. No wonder that Mr.. ~ =
roll ;s execrated on one sue VI
Georoe,s Channel and admired on "
other.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02

Fable and romance have still their ap,
nr"nriate places in literature, but tney
ought, at this late day, to o Ts neR his
of what purports to DC au'n .nho faisi-
tory. The historiographer WIZ them
lies facts, distorts them, OF p aoS other.
in abnormal relations 10 eae" ooders'
does serious wrong 10 ns aIvance
MSvses or religious views, to enforce
pI% on,rI;a, Al and to inaugurate supposed
, ref;,rms. This is all right and proper proper
already, and no new myths sho"lo d
Injected into 1T.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02

The usually wide-awake dru"n nnd
gets sss, s CIRCUMFERENCE ike this happens, as
oaant Tor a New York house called on
a a merchant, yesterday, and h handed
him a picture of his betrothed ins "ase.
l az h,s business card, saying he repre-
sented that establishment: Inc liz.
o.'a,t examined it carefully, remarked
that it was fine establishment ano
returned it to the astonisneo nu ~
with a hope that he wouio SOU" w
admitted into partnership.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
PLANTATION PROVERBS.
,1uc,e ncmus,s uome-Made Ax'o"S'

Dem wat eats kin say grace. l.
Ole man Know All died las year;
better de gravy dan no meat tal.
Totor.vine CROWN vile you sleep.
H;+ takes two birds fer ter mahe
nes'. att ont clean
dirt. ,,a for ter COL
visitin'. 49, -. .,.Los de pull |
let holler. ,,o,s fixin' fs
ter fight. 40 mill dan it
ao Good luck say: .'op'n yo' mou' q"
SUE" TS,yoer dat eitsshurt wukkin o"g" ''''
show de slyars. 80, Lone, wavs
3 Fiddlin' niger say hit's io's
: ter de dance. ..o,rot dan de
d hin wat lay de aig. o+ vo,,
d Maller, mush-million hoAiels
r from over de fence. .,,.o,,or, net.
d Niger wild pockit han kcne'
l. tor he looked after. ,,or
youk,n hide de fire, but wat Wv
~ ,,vine do wild de smoke? ~,
~ pa;n-crow don't sing no chuhe' ~"
lie youk'n pen on i'm. o.rr,doe.driv
III Ter-morrow may Oe
net er,s day fer plowin'. aon,
ed Hits q mighty deaf Niger "">
ne hear de dinner-horn. ,voetnes
ly Hit takes bee ter CIV ue
he out'n de hoar-houn' olosso"'
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
GOOD NIGHT.

.,,,t, have to say good-nigM
G11 e .,,Gb a host Of peerless things!
Snt %s ssS IL. stsssh n rings
aeSd9a 1ggish IT. to chestnut braids Of hair
Goodnight unto the P per faest mth ere-
A Tas an .n sNy hand detains me, then :'
III have to say goodnight again
.,,.ro will come a time, my love-
BI Wh tas1 IL II read yonr stars aso srishs'
shall not nnger ny ri then goodnight
With my y,, aa time were now1 And l.
sqs Sio,h to wi's Ut to death
To 9, own b so these snowy hands9 All, then
iii have to say goodnight again
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

GOO risEed iyS the Sess opportunity
iN( ii witnns rc for those willing to work. Wy
should try nothing else until sS% s s ssr .'' 10
whao SSu; M.rc on can devote all your YIN" ~
only your spare tmS t" the s work. Women
S rSwa1 pay "ch ns mon. Send for special rr tat
n ",, ,,articul,rs which We mail iTr. -, To- -.
Terms W"n cnmnlain Of hard times WmlS 20" "" IN
such chance A""rssS ~
Portland, Maine.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02

.And how is your neighnol, a MIS-
Brown ~ inquired one nicely dressed
.:she's Wen enough, I suppose. l.
hoven,t seen her to speak to her 1or SIX
UWhy, I thought you two were on
the most friendly terms
uWell, we used to be but We've IA
changed servants"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-01-02
WHICH IS OURS.
rRoston Herald.]

1Boston Herald.l
Glen. Butler asks how GOV. H on''"
could have called man WI .'to
drel' in whose favor ne s'sne" Con-
of thanks. That REMINDS US VI A
Ss.>',,,,;con member said to Thad. Ste,
.,ans. ssRoth the claimants are d
son,,~drels.u .That may be-" sa'u :,
oi.I Thad.. "but which is our do
scoundrel?"