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ncFADDEN q SHEPPARD,

OUILDERs. isip nAnKET STREET urN.
ID trsnos thrrs doou shove Cnaom MsoRl
fEl ci.sscs u snlldinfs efcctsl pfnmytiy sn4
aii.isstosfly. Plans and sp~ssnAons frepsv1
su1 essirssiss furnaces on spyi.uation. Csrfni
s1pcrytiun givts 70 bniifiiisD rHrfic dn<fnns
SiSaiHintS md TAOS needing sny uoit IN
cnf linz. win 90 vel 70 cal o. sddfss = seovs
sprise NcykpDks smkfAtp.
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TRUSTEES SALE.

10y Virtue OF A pEED or TRUST MADE
ID by Christina Uselton and Daniel UNlton
her husband, 10 tho undersigned trustee. dated
June ~, 1873 aud recorded IN The oiilco Of the
CLERK Of the County Court OF ohio county, In
deed oftrust book No, H. page VI viii, on
SATURDAY, AfRfI 10. lsSn.
Commencing ut 10 o'clock A. N, proccod 70 se,i,
at the front door OF the Court House OF ONO
county, W. Va, ~ the highest aud best bidder,
the following real estate, thal II ~ say loi mum
bcrvd hx(0l Ia tquary numbered twenty sven
tgD IN churchlli'S addition a. thoC CITY ofWhccl
Ing commonly called Busna Vista, with all The
Improvements aud appuiIcnanccA thereto DC
longing,
TINS ~ SAN One third Of the purchase
money cash IN hand. balance IN two equal pay
monts at six aud Twelve months, Win Interest,
purchaser giving notes SECURED by decd Of trust
Tor deferred payments; ~ the whole OF purchase
money will be received In cash II purchaser pre-
Ter Title believed 10 bc perfect, hut selling as
trustee shall convey Ouly such title ~ u vested
IN me by said deed oi trust -.
J. J. WOODS, Trustee.
~ n HAlIER, AuVtiDuCoT, mfiul
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Kr~EII A sriTTI. sol. Coz complL
wHILIIS0. ". Va. March q, lao.
YoncE 10 CREDITORS

~ lAs CruIlloFt Il Hon RdsAarft dooeasd l,sAo
ual alb tnegu az JeAa HmrS krAlansfnf
Ia pursuance OF de-rce Of the Couniy Court
pSndinx. 70 sublecg The real estate Of the aid
Henry krlnharli 70 The Psymsnu " bio aehn,
you afs Fvauirrd 70 presrt roar claims against
he aid Henry Relnhsrdt VOC adjudication 70
he ssld sssPsy, 90 oI ssios ne AN asJ q
WINES oeorss uoet. cisxt q ND Court,
this s7th dAy u haruA, a. y, t0n
mresoawt unokok HOOK, Gsrs-
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A Gard.

To all who are SUFFERING from the :,
.nJ ,nIiscretions Of youth. nervous
S ~ ness, early decay, loss Of ma nam o, -
&c, / will send . rec.Rs, ...i rsmedy
you ypks OF sna so@ ~ h south
Wa diseovefed by q miss'oni,,y ~ an.
America send . col, = Inmsn,
s,sslnn D', New YORK City.
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A Former Grafton Woman burned IA
tally.

BAgle.
A dispatch from Washington, lndi
ana, says that u woman Of the town,
called Annie Baker, while camping out
IN the suburbs Of that city with her par
amour, had her garments burned OIL aud
her flesh ~ badly roasted that she died
in lew days. She claimed to have been
married ia lewis county, w. Va, aud
that heI maiden name was Cullip, She
ia supposed 10 have been the same girl
who made Grafton her headquarters Tor
some time. Her age was about twenty
three years.
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NOTICE.

NOIlOE.
IIAyING, SINCE THE FlRSr OF JAM
Ill ary. made . change in The mannst ol con
inctinK business. { RESPECTFULLY call We attsh-
ton oi my patrons and The pcor'e OF Nhee'lhg
In he tufnrr. az persons sitting Cor pic,urs al
nav Studto will hc rvluitvl o. make fSruAl
,,sy,arnf after atting. Ia advance, IN oNleT W
s..,,r,, a completion q the Wort AMI the balance
viii he rraulFvd upon the delivery 0i NE pc
tnr,- Thls step am sOfty a. say u lmpcfa'
tiy,s In order b. protest ny lhtCnNl, 40 many
s,,,s In The past sitting iot plctuny- and thou
Eiiing 10 have them inishei. Tine y money
ami This asiAgc nnds almost hourly examples
tim in my buslncss IN TIE humbvr ~ ivfrnh.
M constantly await my aitcution, and while J
s.,n.larr M nv duty 81 satisfy my pairons. AMI
,,tU ALWAYS rAecfiully cndCavOf 81 DO N, no
r.stsrs how many sttinV OF hoS much umc
80 he coasaucd stili think that After doing
Ssi nv serytsSs should Al least ee rguilci ~
a., ortsf Isr me work and Partial pAyiaeni "
siyanec As sccunty that The party intends eaiI'
ins tos them or Ia ths event OF mem DOT ealhng.
INSTRUMENTATION Coz my iss " TINE and mate
81 I~ople will obiiEc me ~ remembering
az ahov when calling Tor pirtnrre. N oriet 70
sreveut any unpieakantnoss IN out trAnssctions'
y II wiii rixidly and indhcTtminaissy sni2ros ny
T,u.fins that oar relations may y 81 kiceahI
~ the fituFe a. IN the past, ana asnriht ne
ANS NJ
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-04-06

"PKlpoNS suffering from impure blood
or whose health IN giving way, either ~
ministers or those who study closely,
will lind IN Fellows llypophosphitos
Syrup the material tn keep them up and
the tonic 10 keep them there
pE &. Clay.
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

sIrt..t,luhln Accommodation THIS train only
nam, IrfW1rn wheeling and Philadelphia
tnally except SUNDAY Newark Accotnmoda
Uuu. -. .r,a Iii,
tt,rlug thC dav passea bach wart and iorNafd %
tsern Martln's ferry and hcllaire sinppihk
when rsauirr,l &c sherman Housc, Ntha''"s'
Wtat Wheeling aud 0uvcl lilU
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Foa sALs.
FOR SALE.

A ALgARLk ESysE AND 20 lot ,Sn s slTgfG e
o asls si ioas rom. and 70. frcn % lei %
Xaiu strvst ara srtsnds bach 100 icst 70 Cod
street also Q FAbls situated on I'M back part OF
the lol said prppery , known a. the John
caTpehsei property. For IsfIa. q sale snanire
6.tsxa ii0D Main street City.
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ENR RALE.

yT,HE THREEsToRY BRICK DWELLING
il and storchouse combiued, formerly occu.
pied by BachmAn & Dunt, situate on The west
AIDE OF Market klrcc,, between kleyenlh and
Twelfth streets. This building 10 rented Tor the
coming year 20 a iirsteiass tensnt
H. z, sHRiyER,
AlA l2ii Main street
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short Speeches and Curt Cor

Short Speeches and Curt Correspondence.
Onc oi tho most distinguished cOun-
trymcn Vas apt tO Oyerindulgo himself al
public dinners, but managed, when
called upon, 10 make aspeech II bricl
Que. A. Rochester. Now York, he once
delighted the company with the follow
ing
"Mcn OF Rochester am glad to SEQ
YOU, aud am glad 10 see your noble
city. Geutlcmen,l saw your falls which,
| am told, ARE one hundred aud fifty
feet hlgh, that il "A very interesting iaCt
Gcntlcmen, Rome had her Caesar, her
Sciplo, her Brutus, but Rome la her
pruudrst days never had "a waterfall u
hundred and fifty feet hlghl Gentle
men. GrrcCe had her PeriClos, her De
musthcnrH aud her Socrates. but
Greece, ia her palmiest days, never had
"A waterfall ono hundred aud fifty feet
high. Men Of Rochester, ~ onl No
people ever lost their liberty who hal
a waterfall ono hundred and iiity feet
high
On another occasion he finished up
With.
"i;cntlemon, there's tho National
debt acknowledgement. III pay lcmySeli
How much il it2'
This was sufficiently brief: but per
haps the shortest speech ever delivered
i'm any Legislative chamber was that OF
the member oi tho United States Con
grcss, Who. having got out this sen
tencu "Mr. Speaker: Tho generality oi
mankind are disposed To- exercise OPP
preston ON the generality of mankind
la general, waA pulled down To his
srat 10y friend, with remark You'd
better stop, you are coming out at tho
same hole you went IN at.
MIR. Kendall, sometime Uncle Sain =
Postmaster General wanting some IN
formation m to the source OF q river
sent the following note To village post
master
"Sir: This department dcaires To
know how lar the Tombigbee river runs
up. Respectfully yours etc.
by return mail came: Tho "romblg-
bee does not run up at all: u runs
down Very respectfully yours, etc.
Kendall, not apprcciating his subor-
dinale's humOr, wrote again:
"Sir. Your appointment as post
master is revoked, you will turn over
the funds, etc, pertaining 10 your office
To your successor.
Not at all disturbed by his summary
dismissal, the postmaster replied:
Sir: The revenues for this Office Tor
the quarter ending September 30th have
been g5 cents; it, expenditures, same
pcriod. for tallow candies aud twinc,
klO5. trust my successor IN instruct
ed To adjust the balance,
His superior officer was probably ~
much dissustcd with his precise COZ res
nnndr.t IA the American editor who,
S,;,in, TO Connecticut brother
"Scnd full particulars Of the Hood
meaning an inundatlon at that plaech
Ferelyrl lor reply you will hnd them
In Gencsis
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PUlVsRMAcHER aAlvAnIc Co.,
COR El6hIh & VINE SIREtTS, CINCINNATI, a
DEBILITY
AND
Nervousness
ARE CURED.

So u"...I ut Thought yuu br employed " lthuut
tUyIts.i.llu.,. ui thc blood aui no uugau ctn b"
supply uI b.fllhy tl,od With healthy hluui
tun .N,r..ul uu.aus hyyumu well developed
wu"tuyr tbry b. muscular ur utyuvcuh, by
Follows Compound syrup Of Hypophos-
phltCa
tNr ',Hui is Hlrydi'y Nllhil1rd hua puth.d' ahl
-, utt. Capable OF producing sound mind
anil e. .alHI body
"Irr,au, suffering from Impure blood. OF
whose health o. giving way, either ~ ministers
ur these 49, hu tluly rlutrl} will uul iu thc syrup
the urt.r,d io huill them az, aui the toni, 10
Av.Vt..m tb,.r va NbA's
P,rt,uEip. ME, Maryh. ma
81 James F,lluNs brrr Ntr. DURING hg
ltsI two Years Z have given Nuur COMPOUND
syrup Ot Hypuphuspbii.i a thif though sgiur
what s.NrfH tfitl Boo my practice AMI am able Co
srs,ak With ruuud,ucy % b. effects In ry.luling
l.rapus suffering friu ruuCiutluu und the DO
tuy following p,phtVvfm, u has done wonders
IrrrtuIult recommend BE- usy lu all affections
ul tbr ttt.tt Hui luuEe lu scNyul caves con
NiIgral hHyvi,-s DO De, atNyu rylci. and The "a
tlrutf Hu. tat fr,trN ,IluE nmuus these air on
sungti,,t rul uii bronchial rUhlCyu whose
u,gas5, have resisted tur other modes ut trrnt
mrut l.r imIstf'd dA'','.n nnn ,l ln,s 20.
debility ttIm auy cause. know Of nothlng
tlual tpt a. diry,t fleet iu ,tfcugihvhius the
urIypus aFHtym r,ut.H 10 suitable tur TIE ma
ilrily vi dis,iH,, hui, syI, l"ury HuD'
w. q IuWE, " u
SufF. ID D.. uuI, tuy independent, veil posted
auI uuaih,h pli,. lJ,tu, who can ailntd tp pre-
rrr.Ir tnl. rru,,ly Eypyri,uyy has proved his
TIs hIrI.st ylu-, u, licbi men m every hrge
,iJy where % ukuUwu recommend u
prI., gi IN p,,r H1tt-t ~ % tnr Sta Bottles
Sold rs ItrGAN, list ca
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-04-06

Golden Days!
IN ann CDrirs FoR sALE ALso ALL
W.WU the popular Liismsl sId her.
papcp and hoaihly Nagssines. feiissrvi ~ a.
sdarr.s free u delivery sHpensu 81 pub'hh."
o. xK. 0UInAnr,
bob Seller and sewsi.ald,
urs No. iUi MARKEr sTkkkI
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Horses and Wagon for Sale.
TKllATEE,S SALE.


DY WHITE on THREE DEKpS on TRUST
ID made 10y Edward ClatOf and Jane Cathr
his wife Ia the ~ trustee the hrst dated January
:. 1879, recorded In decd of trust book No VI,
page 80. HE second dated March J, lH'S To-
corded IN decd Oi trust book No. u, page the
third dated July -, 1870 recorded IN deed Of
trust book No. "a. page ]. will, on
SATURDAY, INK lSr DAY oF NAY,
lSN0 commencing nj 10 O'clock a. ". sell At The
front door ut the Court House Ut ohio county
the following dcsJribcd property, that I. 10 saI
A part uf lot numbered thirty one IN UPdegran =
addition 10 the city OF wheeling, sald part itnii
Ing sixteen feet on the south side of Eighteenth
street aud extending back an even width ana
binding on the west side Of Chaplinr street q dts
lance Of tity seven fcGl, more or lcss. 10 hour
foot private alley. rcscINing Ia the property
adlOinidg ON the west the right 10 Use the water
pipe crossing said property from Lhaplinc street
The title II believed % be perfect, but VIII
convey only the title vested In me by said deeds
ut trust
TERMS OF RALE ono third. and mOrc II tho
purchaser ~ elect. cash on day of sale. The
balance IN two equal installmentA AT nk aud
twelve months. evidenced by negotiable ptomls'
sorry notes bearing interest frOm day OF eAlc the
title % bc retained until payment IN flll.
pKNiS b'ktEFfE. Trustee,
" ]. ". CuwbES, Solicitor mr2ll
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A SORRY SELL.
A First OF April Joke ON a New
York Editor.

hVfa Euttof.
New York Gnphle.
The following dispatch Was received
AZ The otnee VI one Of our eontem porn.
r'cs this morning:
CAicurrA April Ia dispatch lust
reviewed from Cabul states Tint the Al.
tridls have taken Umbrage.
The news editor read the cabl,,r.m
two ~ three times hat couldn't cali in
mind the place mentioned In H. Tie
only seemed 10 reeollect that Aiiridia
were tribe Of Aighans Who had been
more ~ less close allies OF the British In
the rrcent campaign, 80, with n ,leep
look, ~ though he knew all about the
whole business, but had only time Ia
dash OH an editorial paragraph on the
Frightening prospects ~ the Engliah
army in atld about the khyber Pass. he
paSacd the dispatch over 10 the particu.
Tar member Ol the staff who has grosn
gray aud ematiated Ia iretting over thon.
sands III similar eonundrums with n
Single remark. Write that up quick,
er'n ightnin'."
The young man for he IL still Young
IA years-toOk and tackled IL. lie
looked at u Sldewlse, cruaaw lse, length.
wise aud then turned II over like ali.
teen box, but couldn't gel cue for all
he was curious, There was nothing To-
be done but To moan over the map of
Aighanistan once moro. lie spread out
the attractive work oi ART upon his desk.
bitterly brushing oil the office cat which
waa asleep there with his nose on bun.
die 81 proofs.
'Umbragc, Umbrage; I wonder
where ia hades Ia Umbrage anyhow.
seems To me I've heard oi the banked
place, but cant remember where it'slo.
Gated 10 save INV heartstrings from con
Stunning fire. There's JamrOd, there's
Jellelabad. Fetchabad, Himetabad,
shelkabad, Astaabad, aud all the other
badS-and an internal bad lot they are
Jugdulluck, Candahar Ghuxnai, Kara.
gosh, JehaAr Gunbaz. Hangu, Singbest,
kutty Sing, Shubzuar, Khiwajah, Nur-
batug, kisch Nogud, aud all the other
nasty, beastly and blamable holes ever
lnneuted by Satan and named by slut
terlng idiot, but where Umbrage IL |
don't see. Umbragel Umbragc 'Taint
In the khyber Pass, the Bamian Pass,
the Judulluck Pass or tho Barraghil
Pass. lm bc darncd IL don't give 1t
up ~ u Jcllalabad Job" So saying tho
bailled expert tossed the scrip on his
superior's table with the words III
pass.
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Enter W q. telegraph boy.
Boy There's tho tail OF that dispatch
that was sent about IN hour ago.
Editor tears open tho envelope aud
reads.
at the refusal Of Sir Frederick
Roberts to furnish rations on the ami
versary Of the birth 81 the great chief,
khauilr Kan"
IL WAS not until this moment that tho
editor looked at the date oi the dispatch
ID was April l.
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FOR SALE.

N bed, MS good ~ now. knQulrp ol
III MCCALL,
nlih No. 10 Thirteenth street
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wiz leave promptly 90 The aboys tine will
make conne, taon with ell tratas ypf fstisht 90
pAsAg apply 10 u. stamoa. ue wafer srest
ali yoHx d LUKEss o.pl
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10

San Francisco publisher sent a spick span
new copy OF Milton to BOdie editor the other
uay Ine great man. whose labor prior to
taking charge OF an influential mountain TOUR
MAJ, had been principally contlued to writing
ponce items Tor the metropolitan papers during
Lhe WINTER, ana taking exercise in the harvest
nelds IN summer. heaved weary sigh as the
office boy handed him the volume, and remarked
bitterly" More new books to review. I sup
pose" took out his tobacco knife and proceeded
leisurely to cut the virgin pages
"Milton, Milton" he said musingly: "some
New Yorker, suppose; well, here goes for to-
mOrrOw'S edition. anyhow"
I'VE received yesterday copy of John Mil
tons poems from the enterpriSing publishing
house or X. ", San Francisco. The book opens
with long Yarn, Paradise Lost He very Inn
properly commences with description OF hell
a topic that is never mentioned In the polite
circles OF this camp. and gives a most thorough
~ absurd pen portrait or the devil. This per-
son he pictures as many rods In length while
the best authorities on the subject have lik-
ened him 10 a goat. He goes on then TO tell or
fight with batch OF angels, wherein the de-
vii as matter OF course. gets the worst of It.
being from the very start the under dog In the
fight. This is quite enough for us. John Mil
ton would do better to return to his legitimate
newspaper sphere. He may be able to describe
a masquerade bali or a street row, but In our
opinion he is very poor poet"
This will do for MiltOD," said the editor, as
he passed the copy into the foreman and turned
with relief to the perusai OF reported strike in
South BulWer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10
ExileS in Siberia.

We have heard it calculated by a very mod
crate Russian Liberal that there are at least
$4,000 men OF the higher ranks in Russia who
are now either In Siberia, or at least exIeS
from Russia, and aware that to return there
would cost them their liberty at Once-or
whom not many hundreds are involved in the
Nlhtlist conspiracy. II anything like that eStl-
mate De the truth, the explanation OF this
wholesale indifference to Nlhilism among the
higher orders OF the Russians Is obvious at
once: Conceive the feelings of a Russian
family the most promising Of whom are either
In Siberia, or in exile without hope of return
and this for no better reason than the suspic-
ions of the Police Department OF course, such
family feels, and can feel, no sympathy with
the authorities, and no adequate horror at the
band which strikes such terror into the au-
thoritieS. And this Indifference to Nihilism
among large classes who are not themselves
Nlhiiists, of course reacts powerfully on the
Nihiiists, makes them feel themselves any
thing but outcasts, gives them even something
OF the character OF heroes in their own eyes,
since, without FORGETTING the regard and respect
OF their class, they yet go beyond that class, in
the sacrifices and risks they undergo to remove.
as they think, the evils from which all alike
Suffer.-The Spectator.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10
Girls BROUGHT VD To DO Nothing.

Before the French revolution, the members of
the royal family and the grand lords and ladies
never thought OF doing any thing for themselves
that others could do for them. Taine, In his
Ancient Regime" gives a curious Illustration
OF the effect OF this enforced helpessness. In the
course of conversation with Nine. Louise the
daughter of Louis XIV, who was Carmelite
nun, Nine. de Genlis said, Il should like to know
what troubled YOU most In getting accustomed
to your new profession" You could never i'm
small fight Of steps alone by myself At first it
seemed TO me dreadful prectpice, and 1 was
obliged TO sit down on the steps and Slide down
in that attitude The princess had never
descended any staircase save the grand one at
Versailles, and only that while leaning on the
arm OF noble cavalier. The steep and winding
steps OF the convent, therefore, seemed appalI
ing when she had to descend them alone. A
story Is told OF the duchess of Edinburg the
daughter OF the car OF Russia, which exhibits
similar training. Shortly after her marriage
with Etctoria's son, the duchess was enter
made up to visit the extensive greenhouse the
duchess leading, as was her right, the way\ In
passing up the narrow aisle OF one OF the houses.
the royal lady came to closed door. The pas
sage was too narrow for any OF her suite to pass
her and open the door, and she stood as motion
less as statue. "Oblige me-" said the duke in
whisper, "by sending some one around to
open the door from the other SIDE for she'll not
open it II she stands there for month" It may
excite smile to read such illustrations as these
OF the physical helpleSSneSs involved in the ell
quette OF royal households; and we fear, that
training similar in kind. If not In degree. marks
many American families, In recent sermon,
the Rev. Washington GLADDEN., OF Springfield
Mass, spoke OF the fact that some American
girls are brought up to learn nothing and do
proud that her daughter never did any sweep
Ing, and to another who never let her daughter
do any kitchen work. Such training must fos-
of respect and OF true regard for Others.-
Youths Com QdniOf.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10
CHINA VERSUS CHIPPEND4LR.

MISS MYRTLE.
Come. Mr. Rose, yen IL rouse my ire.
Unless you say that you admire
This cup and saucer.
lis Bristol ware pray, take it up,
You cant discover in that cup
crack or flaw, sir:
This is an old bow shepherdess.
This Chelsea vase. you must conf
Has few to beat it
For color. form, an3 perfec. taste.
just feel the sOftness of the paste.
I'd like to eat it!''
you really must be don't be cross)
An ostrich or rhinoceros,
II without pepsine
Come. bite atlittle bit, and try!
All. prudence steps in!'
MISS MYRTLE.
Whenever you drop in to tea,
You're always poking fun at me,
And at my hobby.
/ won't return your vulgar chat,
Once in your lobby
tumble over bideons chairs,
AND ugly tables. rounds and squares.
Il am OutspOken.)
You say my china's apt to break;
Excuse the liberty take.
Your things are broken"
Come. we won't quarrel, but agree,
Than our collections there can be
None other finer.
1t might be awkward at q sale
If both went in for Chippendale
Or both for China.n
MISS MYRTLE.
"You've chairs and tables for a mansion,
Your house will surely need expansion,
Unless you thin them.
You might well spare dozen sets.
Pray. what's the use of cabinets
With nothing in them"
MIR. ROSE.
Look, dear Miss MYRTLE how your cat
Loves my old dog (who equals that
Of Mother Hubbard's).
Why should such friends as we four part:
Combine collections, fill my heart
And empty cupbOards,"
J, JEMMEIT- BROWNE.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10

tE Never hit muStache when it is down.
IF In Albany talk is cheap, unless you order
wine.-N. =. Herald.
U Courtney wants to know who sawed
Cadet WhittakerS ears.-N. r. Herald.
az Great pianists are said usually to have
broad, stubDy fingers.
HE- Amateur fishermen in this country nav
81, 600 600 q year for fishing gear.
~ kissing may now be done by telephone.
but It doesn't taste 30 nice.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-04-10

The Young Scratchers" have organized
In Buffalo, but their number is said to be small
az vigilance committee noggei a thief at
Sullivan, Ind, and the latter has recovered $500
damages in a civil suit.
~ A church In Blnghampton was struck
Dy lightning on sunday evening last. There
we're about 90 Wof6hiperS present, but no one
was seriously injured. - : =
tYTwenty- seven OF the hol ling over mem
beD OF the Senate OF Iowa are republicans, and
as % is Q majority, the next S.nate is repubu-
can beforehand.