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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12
Greenback Primaries,

Last Saturday afternoon the green
hackers Of this county held their pri.
mary elections. In this place the day
was unusually quiet, and one would
not have suspected that an election
was going on, so little stir was there
We give below the result in each cleo
tion district, by which it will be seen
that the vote was very light, there
being only 1873 polled in the county.
This may be accounted for by the
fact that several did not attend the
polls. No doubt this must have been
the case. We know of no other cause
to assign, unless it is that soma are wax
ing up to the true status ofafIairs in this
county /; that is, that a few individuals
are Keeping up the organization for
their own personal ends, hoping Il ere.
by to slip into office. Tie voters are b u.
ginning to see how the old thing is
working. Following is the result:
TIoNEssA BoRo.
Assembly,, G. Bale Is; n. S. Knox,
Is. Associate Judge-Wm. Haslet, 3;
G. A. Hill, 81; Ira Church, 8 Daniel
Harrington, 0. Treasurer, o. w. Proper,
no opposition, 81.
TToNEsTA TWP.
Dale 10, Knox 10. Balance not given,
GREEN TWP.
Dale s, Knox l3. Hsslet l9, Church },
Hill 8, Harrington 0. Proper 9.
KINGSLEY TWP.
Dale 8, Knox 8. Haslet 1, Church 10,
Hill 8, Harrington 0. Proper 10.
HARMONY TWP.
Dale s, Knox 8. Haslet 7, Church 4,
Hill l, Harrington l. Proper II.
HICKORY TwP.
Dalo 20, Knox 10. Haslet 3. Church 10,
Hill 20, harrington 0, Proper 80.
HOWE TwP.
No election held.
JENKs TWP.
N Returns
BARNETT TWP.
No Returns.
Following is 4 summary of the vote:
hnON
Dales majority y......................~1O
mn ..'..''..1o
Cnurcu'..........'. .................il
harrington
Hills plurality y.....,.....,..-...-....... Z
Proper, for Treasurer, ..............."....9s
The ticket as nominated stands, for AS
sembly, J. G.. Dale for Associate Judge,
G. A. Hill; for Treasurer, o. w. Proper
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12
Business at the Recorders Office

Deeds Recorded during the month
of April:
Deed, McClintock Homestead and
Gerry Run Oil Co., to S. C. Jensen et
al, 200 acres in Kingsley twp, $1,000.
Deed, D. II. Mitchell and wife to
r. E. Hopkins, As acres and $50
perches in Harmony twp, $6OO.
Deed, r. E. Hopkins to Hugh O.
Hare, 48 acres and $50 perches in
Harmony twp, $35.
Deed Of Assignment, Alexander Pat.
terson to ID. L. Patterson, Deed of
Bankrupts Estate.
Release Of Dover, Nancy A. David
son to Eli Berlin. so acres in Hickory
twp.
Deed, d. L. Patterson and wife to Eli
Berlin, so acres in Hickory twp, S4OO.
Deed, Chas A. Randall, Sheriff, to
Robinson q Bonner, Mckay property,
Tionesta Boro., $500.
Deed, VIM. ]. Bleakley and wife to
w. A. Grove, house and lot in Tio-
nesta Boro., $400.
Deed, Wm. j. Bleakley and wife to
S. j. Wolcott, lots in Tionesta Boro.,
1915.
Deed, II. O. Davis and wife to S. j.
Wolcott, house and lot in Tionesta
Boro., $3.50.
Deed, VIM. j. Bleakley and wife to
Porter Haskell, lot in Tionesta Boro.,
500.
Power of Atty, VIM. j. Bleakley,
Admir- to Samuel d. Irwin.
Deed, John Shoup and wife to John
Wilkinson ct al, of warrant 5136 in
Kingsley twp, 5000.
Deed, Henry Shipper ct al to VIM.
Cooper, 1868 acres in jerks twp,
$3.50.
Power of Atty, VIM. N. Amer ct
al to Chas. w. Cooper, to sell 1868
acres in jerks twp.
Deed, Wm. n. Amer ct al to j. M.
Bonham, 1868 acres in jerks twp,
S21 760.
Mortgage, j. M. Bonham to VIM,
N. Amer ct al, on 1868 acres in jerks
twp, for s2L760
Deed, Treasurer, S. j. Setley, Treas.
to A. b. Kelly, 9Sl acres in Tionesta
twp. 1892.
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y. T3. AcsNIEw,
TITO RNET AW,,
TIoNEsTA, PA.
ArrENTInN soLnrEns,

have been admitted to practice as an
Aliorney in the Pension Office at Wash
1ngton, d. G. All officers, soldiers, or
Nailors who were injured in the late war,
untitled, by calling on or addressing mo at
3fopestn, Pa. Also, claims for arrearages
ef pay aud bounty Will receive prompt at
fentiOn.
Having been over four years \ soldier in
the late war, and having for number of
ycars aged in the prosecution of sol
dier a.ps, my experience win assure
Che q e1tien Of claims in the shortest pos
ksble me. J. B. AGNEW.
41tf
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

do it through sheer devInsHues fusfe
is a law for the punishment Of these
incsndiaries, and if it we're strictly
enforced, and lessons made Of few
Of the perpetrators no doubt forest fires
would be less frequent Until the cit.
izens take this matter in hand with a
determination to prosecute all often
ders they will have to put up with and
fight fire every time there comes a few
days drouth.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

''',I'11 p =
Pa, Post Office, Wednesday, May -,
1880:
w. s. Winchester, Mrs. Elmira
Whitten, Jonh Glass 2. Mrs. S. +.
Cromer, James Benson, John Bell
All not called for within four weeks
will be sent to the Dead Letter Office.
J. NJ. MCKAY P. M.
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-FoREsT couNTY orrIcERs.

+ Member of Congress- -- HARRY WHITE.
~ 4 ssennbfy--N. T.. WHEELER.
Fresident Jitttge--L. d. WErMoRE.
Associate Judges --JonN REcK, Ed
'ThRD KERR.
ffeUsstrer--.W BAwRENcR.
troponotdfN Register C Recorder, &C.
n tuaTIs SffAwREY.
,yhe5i6. 40. A.. RANDALL.
C0ntDaissfoners-E BRRLrr. IsAAc
lone, II. w. LEDnBuR.
County SHPeriatcndent-H s. Brock
4AY.
pfstriot 1tterney--S. A D. Irwin.
Jury COmmissionefs--C.s II. Church.
RETER YoUNdK.
COUNTY Sit7poV0T--'N. d. COLLINS.
Corone4'-- W. Cs CoBuRN.
County Andito4s--N THoMp-
soN, D. f. COPELAND, r. @. LACY.
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Rapld sawina.

CENTENNIAL MILLs, May 10, 1880.
Ed. REPUBLICAN: -
AS we have at
different times seen accounts Of big
days work saving slaves, cutting logs,
&C., we will now tell you what was
accomplished at our mill in saving
lumber We took the logs out of the
pond and sawed and piled one hund-
red and thirty.eight thousand eight
hundred (138,S00) feet Of boards in
six days of eleven hours per day. The
logs were not sorted, but taken as they
came from the tree, large and small.
This is the largest amount ever sawed
in one week by the same number of
men. There is any number of mills
that can cut more lumber than this,
but what we claim is that it cannot be
beaten by eight men for that length of
time. Try it, some Of you rapid saw
yers, for one week aud let US hear
from you. Yours &c,
Roor & WATSON.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

Pain in the side, shoulders and
back, bitter taste in the mouth, dizzi-
ness, smartiug OF the eyes, bricl.du
deposits, nervous debility, are cured
by Barosma. Prepared by e. K.
Thompson, TitusviIle, Pa. For sale
10y Bovard. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

The ladies of Tionesta and vicini-
ty are especially invited to call at the
Central Rouse during Court Week,
and see goods and samples of dress
goods, trimmings, &c, from Holeman &
Hopkins, Pleasantviie. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

-"Moncy is King" Cash will buy
more Men and Boys Clothing, Boots
and Shoes, Hats and Hosiery, and
Ladies Dress Goods, Dry Goods and
Notions at Holeman q Hopkins than
any other store in the State. See
them at the Central House during
Court Week. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12
Lawranea House,

PElfSrA, WM. LAW
F. II R1sNUE. PHorniareR This house
Il centrally located. Eyerything now and
neH furnished superior accomnGda-
t;ons and strict attention given to guests
Nogetablas and Frnits OF ail Kinds served
iii their season. sample room for Com
nercial Ageits.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

"A most righteous judgment awar-
ded DR.. Lindsey for the wonderful
cures performed, by his BLOOD Search
err" Sold by all druggists. For sale
by Bovard. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

Go to G. w. Bovards for Mrs.
Freeman's New National Dyes. For
brightness and durability of color
they are unequaled. Color 2 to 6 lbs,
price 10 cents. 33-1y.
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Roor & WATSON.

To arrive to-day a choice lot gro
ceries including French aud Turkey
prunes, cboice Georgia peeled peaches,
also fresh strawberries Wm. Smear
baugh & Co. 1t.
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q. NJ, and Presbyterian Sunday School
at 3 o'clock p. m.
oil zoe.
How about Decoration prepara-
tionH
Spring has come, but where's the
organ grinderS
John. boats for Gshing purposes
are in demand.
The new F. M. Church edifce is
looming up rapidly
Mr.. S. j. Wolcctt is.putting down
an oil we'll near Tidioute.
Hon. j. B. Agnsw is in town, and
will remain until after court week.
-Hepry Grubbs has moved into
the house formerly occupied by Dr.
Blaine.
Who will furnish us with tie fist
big snake storyf No ordinary lie will
be accepted.
Quite d number of our citizens
have INDUCED in new top buggies,
within the past week.
Mr.. A. b. Kelly goes to Reading
next Monday as Representive Of Tio.
nestn Lodge to the Grand Lodge of
l. 0. O. F.. Of this State.
-Wilber Grove came homo from
Bradford last Monday. He Gays their
wells escaped the FIRE, but it gave them
close call
"A new time table on the Pitts
burgh, TitusvilIs & Buffalo, aud ALE.
gheny Valley railroads will go into
effect next Sunday.
Sheriff Randall is adorning the
Rural House premises with aubstan-
tial new side walk. He don't believe
in waiting TO be told BY the borough
dads.
AT the recent Democratic State
Convention DIR. j. f. Blans was
chosen member of the Democratic
State Central Committee for Forest
county.
The little shower of rain on Mon
day evening was juet what was needed
to quench the fresin the woods. A
iittIe more would help vegetation ma
terially, though.
Mr.. E. He:bel. of Warren, has
Started tipsbop in the Kepler store
building, where be will be found ready
to do all kiuls Of work pertaining to
his line.
We Lct a new hat with Alb. Grove
on election and won it. No price was
stipulated and he bought US a fifteen
cent "ebip." Remember this when
you bet with Alb.
"A COW was killed, instantly, by
the 2:07 train down yesterday after
noon, just above the mile post oppo-
site the Island above town. We did
not lOarn who the "critter" belonged
to.
Ben. May and Will Hulings re
turned from their trip down the river
yesterday, Ben. says henlock is very
slow sale, but that pine boards bring
fair prices, and first.class timber sells
readily at good fgures.
Mr. b. d. Mcclure, of Brooks
ton, this county, was in town few
hours yesterday. He oreports times
lively in that part of the county, this
being the bark pealing season, giving
employment to large force of men.
"A N. Y. Sun reporter and one of
Frank Loslie's artists have been so.
journing in the pigeon woods of Howe
end jerks townships, this county, for
a few days past. They Will probably |
give that section touching up when
they get back to their posts.
Henry Shoemaker, Atchison,
Kan, sends us a specimen of what is
known in that section as kansas
harvest hand" 1t is a regular West
ern grasshopper, about four times the
size Of our common stock, and is of
dark brown color. We don't wonder
much at heard of these laying a
wheat field fiat in a short time. ]
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

The largest and handsomest stock
Of boots and shoes ever brought to
Tionesta has just been received and is
now being opened by Robinson & Bon
ner. Call AMI see them early. vt.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

-"Sellers' Liver Pills" working
more real good in one yeas than all
other propriety medicines. 25c. per
box. For sale by Bovard. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12

-Ifyou call on your druggist for
"Dr. Sellers Cough Syrup" we pledge
immediate relief and cure on short
notice. For sale by Bovard. 2t.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1880-05-12
LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.

M. r. Sunday School at 10 o'clock
q. n, and Presbyterian Sunday School
at o'clock p. m.
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BoRoUGuoFF


BurOess--N. s.. FoREMAN.
Counciimen--C Chas. Bonner, M. Elm
tein, J. 10. WenK, Patrick Joyce, d. w.
'larlk, Justis Sliawkey.
Justices Of tse Peocc---J. 4. Brennan,
s.. Knox.
Swailes.
8chool Directoga--J. Shawkey, y. w.
'inrk. A. II. Partridge, G. A. Randall,
\ 3. Kelly, j. 4. Brennan.
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r. " lays,
Al TTORNEY AT LAW. and NoTAnY
"a PuBLIo, Reynolds Ifukill e. Co.'S
Block, SENECA St, OIL City, Pa. 39-ly
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The ticket as nominated stands, for AS
sembly. j. G.. Dale; for Associate Judge
G. A. Hill for Treasurer, o. w. Proper
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14
ON THE WAY HOME.

II was just this side of Detroit that n
man entered the car, took seat, and
devoted his attention to the morning
paper. After time the conductor came
along and touched him gently on the
shoulder, but without effect. Again he
tapped the passenger on the arm, but
there was no response, and the official
had to speak.
Cricket, sir ?"
The traveller looked wcarily up from
his paper and said, al haven't any tick
ct"
"Money, then ?" said the conductor.
al haven't any money"
"Then you must get of at the next
station"
al WILL" was the submissive reply,
and the conductor passed on. The train
stopped at the next station, started again,
and was bowling along at the rate Of
twenty miles an hour when the conduc-
tor came through and saw the traveller
on the same seat rs before.
al told you to get out Of this car, "
he said somewhat sternly.
"You did"
"Why didn't you do it -
81 did"
"And then got in again ?"
al did.
"Now look here, my friend, | don't
want any more of this nonsense. Get
out Of the car At the next station, and
stay out. You hear ?"
Again the train stopped, and again it
started, and again, but in another car
the conductor found the sclf-samc trav-
clcr, As calm rs 4 June morning.
"You here again ?"
"Yes."
didn't | tell you to get off this train
and stay OFF,"
emo"
al did. ="
$40; you told me to &C, out Of that
car and stay out, and did"
"Now, my friend" said the conduc-
tor. ''liStcn TO me, and mind you do
just what ! tell you. At the next station
get off this train and stay off. DO just
as tell you or you will get into ,rou-
bic"
agreed" said the traveller, and the
conductor passed on.
Again the train stopded and started,
and again the traveller turned up on the
train. The conductor WIS just reaching
for the bcll-ropc to stop the train and
eject him summarily, when the traveller
stayed his hand.
"You told me to do just as you order
ed" he said. 81 obeyed orders.
got out and stayed out until you said,
'All aboard = Then got aboard, for
didn't want to get in trouble, you
know"
The conductor gave him his hand,
and it was noticed later in the day, they
ate together in the dining car and ate
heartily.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14
YOURSELF.

You cannot find 4 more companion
able person than yourself, if proper at
tention be paid to the individual
Yourself will go with you wherever you
like and come away when you please
approve your jokes, assent to your propo-
sitions, and, in short, be in every way
agreeable, if you only practice the true
art Of being on good terms with your
self. This, however, is not so easy as
some imagine who do not often try the
experiment. Yourself, when il catches
you in company with no other person,
is apt to be severe critic OF your faults,
and when you are censured by yourself,
it is generally the severest and most in
tolerable species Of reproof. Il is on
this account that you are afraid Of your
self, and seek any associates, no matter
how inferior, whose bold chat may keep
yourself from playing the CENSOR
Yourself is also a jealous friend. II me-
elected and sighted it becomes bore,
and to be left a short time "by your
SELF is then regarded as actually cruel
penance, as many find when youth,
health or wealth hath departed. How
important it is then to "know thysclf,"
to cultivate thyself, to respect thyself,
to love thyself warmly but nationally.
a sensible self is the best of guides, for
few commit errors but in broad disrc-
gard OF its admonitions. II tugs con-
tinually at the skirt Of men to draw
them from their cherished vices. 1t
holds up its shadowy finger in warning
when you 60 astray, and it scrmonizcs
sharply on your sins after they have
been committed. Our nature is two
fold, and its noblcst part is the self to
which We refer. 1t stands on the alert
to check the excess Of the animal i'm
pulses, and though il becomes weaker
in the fulfllment of its task by repeated
disappointments, is rarely SO enfeeblcd
as to be unable to rise up occasionally
sheeted and pale, like Richards vic
Tins, TO overwhclm the offender with
bitter reproacheS. Study, therefore, to
be on good terms with yourself-it is
happiness to be truly pleased with your
self
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14
A POETIC LICENSE WANTED.

llcwasa tall, square man, with sharp,
sunburncd nose, and an unshaven face.
Hcworc chiphat well sweatcd through
in front, with rim turned down all
around, and dark, narrow bit of braid
for 4 band His buttcrnut pants were
neatly tucked into his cowhide boots,
and the thumbs of his bronzcd hands
were thrust into the arm holes ofhis vest.
He entered the Mayors office with the
air of man of business, and marching
up to his Honor, said, inquiringly:
"Bc you the Mayor?"
ayes, have that honor"
"Well, Iwant license Scr my daugh-
or, Maria Jane"
"Ah, see your daughter is about
to get married and you wish to procure
a marriage license. Wedo not issue those
papers here. You must go over on the
north side to the county building"
"No, squire, you are mistaken-as
much mistaken rs ii you had burnt your
last shirt or had accidentally got into
the wrong pew in meeting but Maria
Jane doesn't want license to get mar
ried, not by no means-not BY more
than considerable. She is darncd
smart girl, il she is my daughter, and il
| do say it, as hadn't ought to. She
has been keepin' school and boarding
round up in the persimmon decstrict
and writing verses for the Summcrfield
H1ekbr BKgl'. She thinks now of Civ
in up teachin' and devotin' her hull
time to literary persoots, and, squire,
as I'm law-abidin' man and loyal to
the core-thrcc of my boys went clean
through to the sea with Sherman squire,
and want to do the business for the
girl on the square, and so | called to
take out poetic license for Maria Jane.
You see, Will Morrison, who has been
to college, told Maria that anybody must
have license before he writ much poet
ry."
Here the Mayors face turned very
red, rs il suffering from some intense
internal emotion, and it was observed
that his eyes were Suffused with tears
His secretary suddenly approached the
window and gazed abstractedly out upon
the trees in the tubs, whose emerald
branches were gracefully swaying in the
summer breeze in front Of the saloons
across the way. The former fixed his
curious eyes upon the Mayor for mo-
ment, who finally sufficiently recovered
himself TO say:
"My dear sir, yonr daughter needs
no license to write poetry. She can
write as much as ever she pleases, and
il will be all right"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14
DRINKING AT MEALS.
Evils OF Coffee. Tea and Water.


Drinking at meals or Immediately
after eating is an injurious practice, no
matter what the character Of the drink ;
but drinking cold water at such times is
particularly so. The cold water theo-
ries of thirty years ago have proved
themselves fallacious in many respects,
and this is one of the cases, though we
admit not the worst. How many per-
sons, while escaping from the evils Of
tea and coffee drinks, fell into this, an
equal, il not worse error, We never can
know, but that they are to be counted
by thousands, is undoubted !; and n.y.
gienic living and treatment is to-day
suffering because Of prejudice justly
established against cold water, which is
still, unjustly, however, considered
properly hygienic.
The drinking Of cold water, and es-
pecially ice water at, or soon after meals,
is greatly promotive Of dyspepsia. 1t
lowers the temperature Of the stomach,
arrests digestion and often produces
positive irritation, il not inflammation OF
this organ not only out of the nerve
centres that control the general vital
operations, in which case it produces
more decided irritation and injury than
either tea or coffee. Tea and coffee, rs
well rs other drinks, are undesirable 1t
meals, because they are used to wash
down half-masticatcd food, and dilute
the gastric juice when warm they do
not Immediately interfere with digcs-
ton, but when cold they do. Even hot
drinks are not as bad as cold drinks on
4 full stomach. But the chef objection
to tea and coffee is because OF their
secondary influence upon the nervous
system, which they excite TO abnormal
activity, thereby inducing undue ex-
pcndiiurc of power while cold water
may cause not only this injury, but d-
rec,ly arrest digestion, and during the
hot months may PROSTATE the vital or
ganism.
To supply fluid TO carry on the vital
operations drink sufficiently of water on
rising in the morning, an hour before
breakfast, an hour before dinner, and
before retiring At night, but resist all
desire to do so Immediately after 4 meal.
Those who live beautifully will have
little thirst. 1t is the use of salt, spices.
sugar, etc, all OF which should be
avoided, or an innamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces, caused by such bad
habits, that induces this condition. -
Fruits, grains and vegetables, properly
cooked, will supply about all the fluid
necessary: and hence drinking is, in
general terms, doubtful expediency.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14
TRACES OF HrrCHINo.

"Suppose," said he. In accents sOft,
~ felloc, just like mo
Should axle little girl TO we'd
What would tho answer be!"
Tho maiden drops her liquid eycs-
Her smiles with bushes minglc--
"why seek the bridal halter when
You may live ON, Sur, ciugle'"
Aud then he spoke-"0h, be my bride,
ask you once again;
You are the empress Of my soul,
And there shall ever rein.
"I'li never tire Of kindly deeds
To win your gentle heart,
And saddle be the shaft that rends
Our happy lives apart"
Upon her cheek the maiden felt
The mantiing blushes glow
she took him for her faithful hub
To share his wheel or whoa.
--MksaA Miasr.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14

BaS Conversation between an inquir-
ing stranger and steamboat pilot -
"rhat is the Black Mountain ?" "Yes,
sir; highest mountain above Lake
George" "Any story or legend con-
nected with that mountain 2" "Lots Of
'em. Two lovers went up that noun
tain once and never came back again.
"lndeed Why, what became Of themf"
event down on the other side"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14

sdy"That's what call finished SER
mon," said lady to her husband, as
they wendell their way from church,
eyes" was the reply. ''but do you know
! never thought il would be-"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14

p1-An "Overworked Merchant" asks,
GLOW shall l contrive to get my mind
off businessl" o, that's easy enough.
Stop advertising, and you will have no
business to engross your mind.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1880-08-14

B4-A plain-spoken woman recently
visited married acquaintance and said
to her: elbow do you contrive to amuse
yourself1" "Amusel" said the other.
''Do you not know that ] have my
houscwork to do 2" EYES," was the an
swer, al see you have it to do; but as
it's never done, concluded you must
have some other way Of spending your
time"