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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

A retired Paris tradesman, advanced
In years, recently took it into his head to
buy a coffin. Once in his lodgings he
thought he would try how one felt in it.
He got in and lay down, but being old
and stiff he could not get out again.
There he lay for several days. when the
hall porter, weary at no. having seen
him, Knocked at his door. Hearing
groans. the porter broke the door and
found the state of things described. lie
broke the sides Of the coffin and released
the old man. With the aid OF beef tea
he was restored to health.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

\ PUZZLE- We want you TO read this
paragraph through, and become impressed
by il. We are, however, puzzled 10 know
how 10 state il. Perhaps the best way will
be 70 come square out with the desired
statement : Hunts Remedy, the Great Kid
ney and Liver Medicine, is entitled TO the
attention of all sufferers. 1t cures, and it
does not fail Hunts Remedy cures
Bright's Disease, and all diseases Of the
Kidneys, Bladder, Liver, and Urinary Or
ganS like magic. Sold by all Druggists.
Trial size, - cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

Sacrilege was sincuiarly punished in
London the other day, where thief
broke into vestry, and trying what he
supposed to be the communion wine,
found it poisonous. 1t was singular
thing. also. that he should write TO a
paper. stating the facts anf complaining
of the danger likely to be run by the
congregation in tasting the noSious
fluid. II turned out, however, that he
had swallowed several ounces OF dis
injecting fluid, supposing II to be wine'
and he has also had the hard luck to be
caught and put on trial for sacrilege.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
TIMELY TOPICS.

Potato -four, or the dried pulp OF the
potato, is attaining great importance in
the arts. 1t is stated that in Larca-
shire, England, 10000 tons of 1t are sold
annually. and it brings n, present in
Liverpool about double rs much in the
market as wheat flour. Ii is used for
sizing and other manufacturing pur-
poses, and when precipitated with acid
is turned into starch. When calcined 1t
IL employed as dressing for silk.
A British official, reporting on the
trade Of the east coast Of Madagascar,
says that British trade has suffered
seriously from a large Importation OF
American gray cotton sheeiings. Man
chester manufacturers have been so
completely supplanted that British firms
who formerly imported largely Man.
chester gray cottons. deal almost eIclu-
sively in American cloths, and one
British merchsnt at Tamatave has be-
come agent to Boston firm, and re-
ceived from them their cotton goods on
consignment.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

Governor Murray. the rcccntiy-ap-
pointed executive OF Utah. delivered an
Grafton, in which he took occasion to
outline his policy toward the Mormons.
He said that the tree OF liberty had
grown broad enough 10 shelter all
patriots. native and naturalized, and
was rich enough in timber 20 furnish
scafTolds and coflius Tor all who conspire
against the Constitution or violate the
written laws. He then went on TO say
that until Utah had abjured Mormon
ism there was no possibility that 1t
could become State.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

l. IT Possible that a remedy made OF
such common, simple plants as Hops
Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, SC, make
so many and such marvellous and wonder
full cures a. Hop Bitters do: 1t must be-
for when old and young, rich and poor,
Pastor and Doctor, Lawyer and Editor, all
testify 10 having been cured by them, we
must believe and doubt ON longer. See
other column.-PDSi.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
A Joint afrair-A rheumatism.

Dr. c. W. Benson's Celery ana Chaiho-
mile Pills are prepared expressly 10 cure
sick headache, nervous headache, uyspeP-
tic headache, neuralgia and nervousness
and will cure any case. Price, 90 cents
postage free. Parsons, Bangs 4 Co.. for'-
land. General Agents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
Waste Of Putting it in depot.

WHAT Is THE USE, OF buying worthless
medicines, and spending money on quack
doctors whose only idea il 10 gull the
public l. il not better TO buy reilaole
medicine like sulphur Bitters: think So
as they cured me of Catarrh aiter suffering
three years. Z. Clark, Manchester.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
A bouncing baby-A rubber doll.

From Frank J. Pierce, Periodical Depot
lSS Water Street. Augusta, Mel am
nleased 70 say that two bottles OF your
valuable AidmSoRs Cough BdlS0m has en-
tirely cured me OF a cough of nearly years
standing. | have tried many mixtures
during that time without success.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
Bees cell their own honey.

ANY disease of the Kidneys, Bladder,
Urinary Organs, Nervous System, or case
of Lame Back. that cannot be cured by
Day's Kidney Pad, cannot be cured by any
other treatment or remedy In existence.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

\ Pckin (Ch;na) correspondent. says
that tie number az suicides increases
Amos. daily. Bodies of those who have
drowned themselves are frequently
ioun6 by the banks of the rivers and on
tie beach. These hmentab,e Occur
rcuccs arc said 10 be caused by thu dear
ucs, "i rico. whic, produces great Dis.
trcss and suffering. and the au'hoIi;its
are adopting measures calculated 10
relieve the wants OF the poor and put a
stop 10 the further sacrifice Of life.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

A mother noticing her little daughter
wipe her mouth with her dress sleeve,
asked what her handkerchief was for.
Said the little one; ''It's 10 shake at the
ladies in the street; that's what papa does
with his"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

Conscientious. Conductor declining n
tract which was offered him with his fare {:
Very much obliged, mum. but we amt
allowed TO take any perquisites whatever,
num-"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
A great composer-Sleep.

The PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
any address. Seth W. Fowle & Sons,
Boston.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

The table waiter WAS putting some but
ter in a small dish used for that purpose
when the call-bell tapped. Hold on a
minute, said the waiter 10 the dish, I'm
called, little buttcr-cup."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

''Out in the cold world. out on this treat,
sang the young man whose pocketbook
had been materially lightened in setting
EN- up" for several legions of his friends.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

The emigration received NJ tie por.
OF New Y TX duriug Ia" tir,t six months
of ls>0 shows a larger tOta. bY 10000
then tic same period IN lS,2 which.
until now, had stood rs the hichcs;
figure Of the past twent five years.
Tac total for tho past six months is
l,LCOo, or more than three times the
number of those who came during the
sam, period OF iast year.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

He was shrewd boy and he refused TO
20 on board a ship, because he heard that
there was a spanker-boom on board. lie
said that spanking WAS booming enough on
shore.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
Humor I'm the stomach.

Much Of the distress and sickness attribu-
ted TO dyspepsia, chronic diarrhGa and other
causes is occasioned by humor in the
stomach. Several cases. with all the char
acteristics Of these complaints, have been
cured by Hoods SarSaparilla. Other cures
effected BY this medicine are so wonderful
that the simplest statement Of them affords
the best proof that il combines rare curative
agents and when once used secures the
confidence Of the people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
GRAND TRUNK R. R.
Summer Arran gement.

summer arrangement
on and alter June .. aud until further notice,
trains will run As follows:
GOING WEST.
Express trains for Lewiston, will leave Portland
AZ 90 a. ~, Il -. 10 and $40 p m For South
Paris, Norway, Montreal. Chicago ami the West,
will leave Portland At g:t5 m. and ! 10 =
Lewiston At Q 81 a. IN and ? 90 p. M. South Pans
At 10 81 a. IN and 2:45 y m NORWAY ~ 10 rs a. m
and : - p. m. and Gorham at II 80 a m. and
j:ij p. m. The latter train connects AZ Richmond
for Quebec.
Local for South Paris. Norway and Gorhsm
leaves Portland at 10 p m, South Paris at 81
y. IN.
Mixed for Island Pond leaves Gorham at II Is
IN.
GOING EAST.
Express trains for Portland will leave Lewis
ton at ! :25 and II IS a.. IN and - p. m. For
south Paris Norway, Lewiston, Portland and
Boston leave Island Pond ut 20 4. M, Gorham
at = 80 n. m. SOuth Paris at ii 90 a. M, Norway
at 10 50 a. IN. For Portland and Boston leave
leland Pond at II 30 p. IN, GoTham AZ 80 p. M,
and Souih Paris at 10 y m.
Local for Portland and Lewiston leaves Gorham
at AS a. m, South Paris at rs a. m Norway
al 4 .O7 q. III.
Mixed for Portland leaves Gorham at 10 80 ..
m, South Paris at :: 20 p. IN.
Trains will run by Portland time.
JOSEPH HICkSON. General Manager.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

HARTFORD, March ~. ISso.
Messrs. 4. L. ORUwAl \ CO.-Please send US
one hall gross Sulphur Bi'crs respectfully,
SlSSON, BUTLER X co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

, Money hard to get rid of-Matri-mon-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

WAY or TREATING A BAD Con-. A bad
Cold will run IL course in about ten days.
and may end in Consumption and death.
unless some means 10 prevent are EN-
ployed az once Many useful life has
been saved 10 the world 10y the prompt use
OF l9r y. 6. Whites Pulmonary EliNir.
when sensible OF having taken Cold,
commence at once taking the Elixir accord
ing 10 directions on the bottle, aud you
will soon be well.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

PEorLE's FAvoRITE Toxic BrrTEEs--
In recommending these bitterS 10 the pub
lie we are not trying 10 force sale on an
irresponsible article, but on the contrary
they will prove that all we say OF them i
true, 10 all who give them a fair trial.
They have been used 10y physicians and the
public for years, and therefore we know
what we are talking about. Do not set
them down a. a humbug until you have
tested them. Read our advertisement in
another column The Pr"prisiorS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
Can yOu ask for more Trust
worthy or reliable Testimony
MIRACULOUS CURE.
ICAN NOW co
Without mn Clutches.

NORTH BRADFORD. Me-. March -, lss0.
Gentlemen was taken sick with The Rheumst
nc Fever about n NeEr ago and wss confined to
my bed six months. AMI il Len me IN bad shape
Your SULPHUR BITTERS have done u good
thing for me. My nephews laughed az me, but |
told them had great faith in hem; hut now when
they come in they say your SULPHUR BlTTERS
have done great thing for me. Yes, tell them
and some more of Them am going IL have.
applied the SULPHUR PLASrERS on the sore
places and can now walk without my crutches
very well. which have used f"r .he last eight
months. | am hnt little lame. Gonr SULPHUR
BITTERS and PLASTERS have cured me.
Thew are the greatcri medicine ever saw.
Respectfully. RANDALL y. WILSON.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

The article on Horace Greeley in the
new edition Of the Encyclopedia Britannia
was written by Mr.. Whitlaw Reid, the
space allowed for II being limited To u
pase and half.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

\ newspaper up the Hudson >olcmuly
announces that the Rev. Mr.. GreenVllit
and Rev. Mr. Stats will exchange pulletS
next SUNDAY. Hens there was consider
able mcrrimeut.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

The only Stomach Remedy in the world,
guaranteed by your own Druggist, is ID.
X. V. G. Dyspepsia Remedy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

CURES
DHEUMkTlSM, NEURALGIA. MALARIA. DiPHTHERlA,
n Pr eumonia sore Throat, Inflammation Of the
Lung, &c.. Lame Back, Inflammation Of the Kid.
neys, ac kache, Piles, Bunions, or Soreness OF the
Feet from whatever cause, Burns or Scalds, and
all Infsmmatoly Diseases, Prickly Heat, Humors
and all diseases of the skin. For all female com.
plants and weaknesses 1t has no equal. Thous-
ands have been saved from an untImely death by
it, use. d. not delay, but try it,
IL il a household necessity. Full particulars,
in our Illuminated cards and circulars, sent tree,
upon application BY mail.
A trial will benefit you. We guarantee satisfac.
ton or money refunded. 80 cents and OIL per bot.
tie. Trial bottles, 25e Sold by all druggists.
SAMUEL GERRY 4 Co, Propr's,
237 Broadway, New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

NV YORK md LoNooN

NV YORK AND LilNNON
T. sale by al pr,-i~ts and fancy Crc,sl- Is-a'rs
o. for - vr-.N ca--islv frcc, GA roCr.-t u
a Or,icrs for e vc--l. cir-tai-' i-'s' ' rs-'''
OF IS, n addressed TO No. u W. lith street, Ne"
York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
~ 4. +. ruIiy Este bIi-h.d Fnct. UAsed on
Actual Epp.risnc.. rpd There u n"
kIod OF Bonht hut They VIII Cure
these Diseases.

DR. c. W. BENSON's CELERY AND CHAM
OMll PILLS mr. PREPARED expressly 10 cure
sick Headache. Nervous Headache. Neuralgis,
Netvousncss Paralysis, >leeplesHness and lndl-
sr-tion ur pysp' psis. and " ~ cure any Gaze no
matter how obstinate 10 properly used. Ihry are
not cutcAll. but only for those -pccIiI disease
Thcy cot "a in NJ opium, mOrphIne OF qmnlnc, aha
are not IuTg,tiyc, but regulate the bowels ana
cure constipation Icy curirg or removing tAc
cause OF it They have charming effect upon
The Kin, and lovely quoting eject upon thc
nervous =, STEM. simply bv ltcdirg IL ten thou
-aud huugr1. yes Ia some cares staTylng absorb
ents. They make or create nerve matter ahd give
power, IoIcc AMI buoySucy 10 the nerves, and ~
that way ucpAsC mrnta! force, tbouIahe' 'h'
brtlliatc, of mind. Nobody that has q ncfvou,
~ stem should n, glscl 90 takc them tSo or 'W.e
month, "a each year, simply a. nerve FOOD. II
ter TO other putpo-e. ffi-c 20 ciS. Ton '1
buN.- tor a. S.. cent POSTAGE tree. sold 10y all
auI
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

HARTFORD. March 70. lSS,.
A. 7. OgDwAY X CO.-Ship up on. gross sui
phur Biii~rs immediately. Respectfully,
TALCOlT ( co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14

Carl Ernst MAXIMUM Vas born IN lsie lie en-
tered the BERLIN University AZ tie age ol sixteen:
amt graduated tour wears later. He then entered
the celebrated ROY Al College OF Phv-ieiHr= az ~
inhurg Scotland. remaining there three yeas :. In
iE2i pr ksuftns accepted prufeSSorship IN
celebrated German college, which chair be filed
with distinguished honor for thirteen years during
which time he wrote largely for the London Ian
Get aud The Berlin News, and was noted a. one OF
the most profound and scientific writers, even
among the great physicians who contributed h.
those noted medical Journal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-14
II Has Sared Hundreds of Lives

II j. the safest, pu'esl AMI hest MEDICINE ev'
made. II you are Gil'ng, get bottle this day.
, 1880-10-26

broken Ente. Tho yory idAn will bring tcars tn
tho oyes Of MD gcntlomcn whosn experts of
'hsuRhtorH hnvo bern attended with vast n1.
rehse f"r t1ow gatc.hlnges.
l'lefp II III ,tunt nlout Mr. 3ibrnstcrnc
IlJnrnsr1l being II foreigner. lilo lina been Ju
this country ntArly two wccks, md Il nlrcn,1y
making specchcs on tho puiticnt situation here.
"FEyEan I've nru sorry Tint "curscts''
was substituted fnr "corscs" In your chnrtnipK
iittlo ponn,. 1t rhymes lust rs woEt, however,
atid that is tho Maln thing III ct,sloin- made
lyrics.
EEG Underneath, tho budding .lalstcs
.tesse fiGs aatuep tst-dMy;
i't her slippers III tho warehouses;
THEY will 10 fur little Any.
ST. LaHts fhcnt.
Tho New York T'oat of Inst Friday contnins
M editorial on "1'arty Ett[cs." We luyu int
n tIme to read 1t. but will sny In rpply that out
Gre lilo wl'UEo subject Is etnt,r1lced III getting
th1r Eirl M end sent ut tho supper. tuhic, aud
Emllng brightly wIlen al,o calls nsuther yu,lnH
Iay l,orrl'l thing.
Education Is advancing. with giant strides,
our grnnt Institutions OF 1enrnlnR continually
ptt!1s forth i''w cffDrts tn execI ctch ottlor III
tho way Of offering advantages to yos,ng men
really ,tcsfrolia Of cllt!vattR tt1ctr n,s to Tho
hlghost possible point. These rcrinrkB nro
btsinHflt tut by MI ttcm tn tho Now York Put
which stntcs Tint Mr.. William Wool, Of Norris.
tnwn, N. D., Inst Tl,ursday wun tho silver CUP
rsn'etnnto Of tho yale College championship at
lnWn-tcnnis.
, 1880-10-26
THE WEATHER.,

OFFICE or THE CHIEF Si0SAL Ofr1cgn, WAslt-
1S0roa. u. e., Oct. .1-l A. El.-Fur tho Ohlo
Valley mud Tennessee, cloudy or purity clnldy
weather, with occasional ruin, southwest to
northwest winds. decidedly lower temperature
In thu we4teru part, falling followed by rising
burntnnter.
For tho Lower I.nko region, cloudy wenthor,
with ruin or SHOW, war,stcr s0uth1rly Winds,
Tatltl,4 bar0nutcr, followed by winds shifting
10 colder westerly. with rls,,lK barometer.
Fur tho upper Like reylnn. clatl1y or pnrtsy
ctoIly wcnther. with necAsIonul ratn or SNOW,
colder nurthwcstcrlY. preccle.. In tho eAstern
portion by suuthwcsterly winds and higher
barometer.
Fur tho Upncr Nssssfp,l Anl Missouri Enl-
lrys. cloudy or purity ctuny weather. with nc
c.lsunu light rail- 0r stluw. COLLIER northern
wlfts!A, With higher barometer.
.Cauttoiary, ,slsla1A es,ntnno 9t ,iltntxh,an,
Cheiigu, Section j, tirnntl Haven siacknnw,
Aipe,in, Port I!urnn s'ct1un !, !lttvnti, Toledo,
Sui,diaky, Section .. ttryelAntl. Erie, md isua-
, ul,1 Mru ordered fur Rochester, Section D a,sd
LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.
, 1880-10-26
luis Is the last day for registration.
eoNaEIsy also Is N local lssue,''
NEulsrEN today,


H. uho country, one lag, ard no barrel."-
=. i1oface Love married two sisters III Oeor-
sH recently and has 1uno to jalt. lie loved not
i; lungs arc looking brighter for tho En-
stsa nobility. Senator Sharou's dauvbter Ii
"oss To u1arsy uno Ut them.
"a a oooS entitled Luxurious bathing was
Mcent'y published In l'urts. Wo had no tlea
49, w.. 'ae advent Of Il bur Of soup would cause
!aeh an excitement.
.hs. naw tcatura In Erayestoncs, and one
~ o'us TAR to obecolne extremely popular. IL,
u,,I .ae ease Of young lates. to abandon the tsa-
>'"a4 pso&ea seatt Idea aud substitute
, 1880-10-26

bsnrt rnn rrn,l Sir. wndc .11nmpt"n's, corrc:
sIa,llrvn with srcrctnrry ahrrnnn With, wlti. my ny
m. ",t we nlu,,, ill hnnt!s It in,l.. o cocc'ss'!
T., Il. }ntlnrIy ef!Iy mid ,ni,,rti!atc n!een ol
1"Ishn.'. 1t woirl l''' slIy md rtc',tM's e'Ha W
i ihr "r,t+'ntrrs !. lrnh silly M'n! nninrtnn:
mr.. Tie correspondence )? ,ttfostMnnto l.tst
y y ' In, Sorlh will rrptnn.1 tn tltaCnvcr IN STR.
stonntn,I's flUnl tcttrr IL H.n'rtnl pyfdnilcr Of
hi swaEgrrlng lsnsalo which tny ell.ta ts t!ln
m,yjfJnii,, rts,ftt Vt the lncslliitr civilization
= in Eulti,, Wr tbIi.k II Will In ennr1alrd ',y
hnsr WIN viii akn Tim t1slht1 TO rGAtt tho talr-
,snt,lr,ct: tnt IN The history hs Eot!t1cs l!nt-
,Iyrn IL lhc public.
, 1880-10-26

GrS. G..1irtEtp n, "Wednesday last visited
Nj. r.I;,s-tnw1iasnln, David Grey, IN l.fs loih
i,rtMlay anniversary. six If tho cenlcnarana
rlvh children. twenty s-lwn grandchildren thirty
risu, great grandchildren. and one great -g,sat'
rr,,u1cI,,l,t weib HtD0ny tho Hiests. After Ocn.
tnrty! hid taken easo Of HIN. ho sn!d to cur
respondent Ut Tho Cleveland Ifc'rtt'l: II voted
fnr Thomus jefferson. ilave scoti many Rhod
rr,4i,pnts, hit llunc WIN will sorvo my country
,,rtttr th,,l Mr. uHrIleld. ffD IL n great tnati.
and 3ccl gIA,! when think that my lust ballot
lii bu rust for tilMl."
, 1880-10-26

TnE opposition to Grace In New York Is
founded Oil tho Tact that tho p.t,t'Ia schools 1rc
controlled by Rn.rsl Or four or fEyo oeInls, Of
whom oIe ~ tho Mayor. another the Controller,
aud third President Of tho 1oarsl Of Aldermen.
Two Of these aro already llonlan Citto!ics, and
II hthErt stI0ul'l be elected tho cuntrol nf tho
Fch"s wnlIl bo entirely In the hantls Ut persons
Of thAt Il!th.
, 1880-10-26

TuEnr: WIS nre't Of tllat campaign forgery
In California;. Thu sau Francisco Bulletin pf
tl,o 18th says: ....... ....
rho Republican tnrctiiHht procession Inst Sat-
rTny evening. In celebration Of tho yfatnrsts
van IN Thin md Inslianu,was the ErnntteBl m't-
trnl demonstration ever aGc1t II Sun FrHtiG5sGn.
hr cuttslIf,l throlvts Wl,lcttwu nrp jnlasl1lp Is
fl, universally rr9hrp1 ns tS1J uver AHdIti.
thnngh pnsa!t!y III HHr. lnaltalDtss farm, tllnt
n general ttlrn-tttt WIS nude. Mpruhnits Anu
ecu, wi,tn tin vntit1E nt9lnS, tranpca nysr tho
ctbirs 1T m EXCESS ot t,iltr trlutlt pltii,sttsn.
Businessmen tlnrcssed III tho great New York
nroceszull III tho sAtMG why.
, 1880-10-26

"ASoritEn Republican document for moth
n.y." exclaimed Chairman lowell when n eoly
of Chairman llarnunl's circular containing tho
etolcn dispatches WIS lsndcst In to tue National
Committee rooms. "sty old nelghbor n,l,st be
cruzy,' continued tho Renlut lowell. "lr ha
were Of gualNt mind" he concluded, "hu would
not circulate fnlsellools for tho benefit Of tho
Republican party"
, 1880-10-26

SAID Col. Drecklnrl<lgc tho other hight in
selnlt Of tho Democracy of Kentucky: '"Evury
oht of us votoA for Horace t1rre.uy, mud were
lofrg VIC didn't hayp two or t!lrru votes npIocu
to stre t,Inl." M doubt OF II. Tho nvrrago
nen'"er't !4pcnernly "sorry'' lie cunt vote two
orthrce tines fnr Ills fayurlt.
, 1880-10-26

Mn lsAHSu,t'schccks arc not well received
at tho New York clty banks. Hut tho ruason IN
hnt TINT his ACCOUNT Ia oycl1lrnw. Oh. no! fIo
has merely Signed tho WRONG MANIC. Ills forged
Paper won't buy Il mule nor ii steel r,Il 1t
wouldn't bo taken by All Sing IN payment fnr
washing Int Ut I,ot1,crntto dirty lmcu. "Slug
hlng ls tho only plnep where 1t will 10,
, 1880-10-26

TIT voters Of this city ,nssst not forget TINT
nj tho clcclinn OIL lilo .d uf NUvrtnbrr tlrre ltra
,our Judges of tho Superior Court 10 i,o Gi'ctrd,
a,ul tt.t to seeure tho icat n,ltl Ablcst neu for
this high ani Important nllfce every voscr
FhuuI,l r,rcful!y discriminate between tho op-
poslI1g tickets, Aul hy BIS st,te do hia shnr0 In
cItet,g The best and defeating tho wt,rst. 1t
wlll bc tou lutte IL rcplnc nftcr tho election
over MI unfortunate ehoicu; tho evil Of bud
Judges Hlast be prevented At Tho pulls on olcc-
tIn,.tlnr.
, 1880-10-26

THERE Is no. trutl, III tho report that Hun
COCKS swprd gDt tangled botwecn Ills legs,
irrPed, threw him. ansi Eayo him bloody nose.
u w's Ills pen that gut tun9cd between !ia iii.
scrs an1 covcrrd lis llIy.whstc hands I'LL over
Win luk.spots; Aul "tAo Iul,lncl spots" will
tot out.
, 1880-10-26

ltScocIs wears n pair Of frec-tratlo boots,
'Ht''teetioh TROUSERS, thrift -tor-reyc,,l!c- -only
scst, hari-tnoncy Btseknxa. mud flnt- t-noHcy
hat Now, II lIo will don II Cunfot. Rrny cont
" I'll bnttoncd 1own before" to hide his Union
t""El, hu will bu II wnl1ttng cpitnno ot his
Interesting Eor!es Df extraordinary lcttors.
, 1880-10-26
OBITUARY.
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GxAfc4IfiknA ~

RonE1lT u, ,1oITSsroS.
ngTn,Jr, Mich, Oct, s5.-1l,,bcrt F. Johnston.
for twenty-five yq:afs editor Of the iftehtaan
Ftrnnr, and wl.toly knpwn throughout tho State.
t,ltsl suddenly ntnt midnight Inst night. ffo re-
trsl shortly ettcr II In hi* usual hestt,. which
ws n!o,s ~ r y 81. ifc &c Sees%o
AltfInc.l. md lo[inh him Alrendy lend. II IA
supr',sc't to t., ,bo case of fatty degeneration
Os tho heart
, 1880-10-26

spttiat Dispateh 10 The Chicago Tribune.
,FonT 1h,nuE, Ia.t Gct. 2;..-J. l.. 1scrry. ono Of
the lending merchants Of this city, died this
evening OF Consumption.
, 1880-10-26

Tho Public VIII HOWARD nr u Frmutllt.
len: Initiation of n.bhns' islcctFIe SOAP n,w
tion. 1t viii rnIn any clnthek washed with it.
Insist uputt hnying lIubbhs' Electric