, 1880-07-04
LOCAL ITEMS.

| LCC-AL IL Emos
The sun is too hot for boy to work in th'
garden. 1t is as much as he can do to ge
through with his baseball games.
! The clergymen Of America have unani
n,ously agreed to preach sermons this yea
| OIL the Fourth of July.
Many public-school scholars are taking ad
vantage Of the half rates, and will spent
| their vacation at tile Metropolitan Business
| Coilege, Isl State street, taking writing and
| German by the superior methods there
| taught,
If you want nap. always lie with your
| the aisle. Then everybody who goes up OF
down the aisle will mash your hat stralglitcn
out your frizzes, and knock off your back
hair. This will keep you from sleeping SO
soundly that you will be carried by your
station,
Eureka Laundry, whose main office is To-
Gated at 157 West Madison street, have re-
Gently added to their business u splendid
stock Of gentlemen's furnishing goods.
They have also commenced manufacturing
the Eureka shirt which, for style, fit, and
OF this shirt is that it rests upon the shoul-
ders and not upon the neck as most shirts do.
The new Directory Ii ont, and filled with
ads. We notice on the front cover that Of the
weli-known house Of O'I}rien Bros, 567 State
street, contractors for painting and tlecorat-
ing and dealers in paints, oils, glass, etc.
A New York halter says that only one
man out Of seven selects a lat that becomes
him, and that's one reason why we are not Il
better-looking natfon.-Free Press. But the
New 1nrk halter carefully refrains from
stating that eight out Of every seven men take
the hat that the halter tells him is becoming.
1Iessrs. Brown 6 Scllwuchow-the latter
who Is well known as the former proprietor
of "I.ouis' Place ''-llave opened /. very
neat saloon at No. 90 Randolph street. Their
formal opening Yesterday was very success
full. and showed that the new firm have a host
Of friends.
There is a fortune in store for the milliner
who shall devise a bonnet that can be worn
in any part Of the church and always present
its trimmed side tn the congregation.
Tie. Boston Post says that coaching is
played out, and the English sWells are now
hard at work inventing new method for a
rich man to make all ass If himself fashion,
ably.
1.-The best productions Of art-worl1crs in
gold, silver, and metals are to be seen ut Mat
sons, opposite the Palmer House.
), After all. the profession of journalism is
the saest Of all others. You never hear of
I'll editor losing his life i'll an ocean disaster
or railroad smash-up: It is, perhaps, a little
more tiresoinc, but it's safer to walk.
at a ca1np-meeting lately q venerable sister
began the hynn:' Ny sou! be OH thy guard;
1cn 9';lr tnouSaln ioes afise one Degan too
, li1Gn. eH tnousaIa! 1 .; sHe scleechea any
s'oppeu. otarI Ner aI Nve tllousallo - cfleo
c.a,.a ~ 1o."e 1souloN.n pessn ss,,, u .
,...,, .ol.s,Aeis lesslns! t so"n SlouNl yall Ut
o+hor c;oars a~ - toi.a VIII tian e14'@" VI
~. L. G.": # you have been insulted by
ilai! WIZ Weis1ls aTcIueu!s Alole tn1ll. yoH
two nniv you co,, heor + v;tb Chr;st;nu
fortifnle or ynn cnn hire still heavier man
tn show lin fhe ar1or nf his wavs
4 Grand axcnrsion viii laavo ch;copo fo7
Ashinnd and ,atn Sunarior m sI1ll,. - Fare
for the round TIN. SIS. For particulars in
uuire of C. E. Rollins, lGl La Sale street
Cnicaeo.
1uo ara CORY, FIR poc,rd ua hoe nc h3c
remarks. = heart of troli y: hnt
It was the least suspicion Of a bit Of copper
nb0ut his heai aWav hack II, no thnt Killed