Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-04-03

alton withlbecoming humility. Apoor
fellow, who saw a husband and wife in
the midst of discussion, In which the
chief argument OF the man consisted OF
q piece Of hickory about q yard long,
tried the always dangerous experiment,
Of interference. He learned the sad
lesson which everybody who tries the
sort OF thing must learn sooner or later,
that II is better to let family disturban-
ces take care OF themselves. A husband
and wife who are quarreling are always
glad OF the presence OF the third person,
for it gives them an opportunity 10 Join
forces in sort OF offensive alliance and
30 expend their splean on him. Our
friend became conscious OF this fact
when the hickory made his head ring
like chime Of bells on holiday. When
in the doctors office the medical man
told him that bis skull had been irac.
tured and that he could see his brains.
Impossible :" was the reply. "So,
doctor, | haven't any brains 10 be yisi.
bic, for il had l should never inter
fered between husband and wife"
Meetings have been held in England,
under the sanction o.. the Archbishop Of
Canterbury and other dignitaries, to
promote moyemet for the organiza.
ton OF American Christians IN Turkey
in connection with the Church OF Eng
land. The origin OF the movement is
stated 10 have been several years back,
when an American Archbishop Of Ain.
tab named Migherditch, being awakened
under the preaching Of the American
missionaries, determined TO abandon
his church, with his ecclesiastical dlgni-
ties, and become Protestant. His APP
peal has been widely seconded in Eng
land, and at a meeting in Lambeth pal
ace on the Goth ult., the Archbishop OF
Canterbury, who presided, warmly adj
yocated the object, speaking OF Arch
bishop Migherditch's flock as "pOor
brothers and sisters OF the church OF
England"
Chancellor Haven is not one OF those
who believe in weakening the time
honored system Of Methodist itinerancy,
My belief is, he confidently proclsims
in closing an Independent article, that
Methodist itinerancy is yet too young
and active and vigorous and successful
to be cut down or endangered, and that
il does not need to have any other shoot
grated into any OF its branches. DO
not try to raise apples and ounces on
the same stock. Different trees are
more economical. Ii our tree has
been neglected, and has become some
what burdened with what Springs from
another root, clear ii Of membranes,
trim it little, and let it grow. 1t is
good for another century; 1t is not hol.
low; it has made az much wood during
the last - months as in any year before
it brings forth its iruit every month, and
its leaves are for the healing OF the ma
tons; and, surely, the generation now
under its branches will not venture TO
raise against it the murderous AK.
"WOodman, spare that tree
Too much stimulous acts differently
on different temperaments. One man
it makes dozy and stupid, another i:
arouses to hilariousness, third it makes
quarrelsome and a fourth it changes
into an imbecile morslist. To this lat
ter class belonged Hans, plethoric
Teuton, who never expressed himself 50
beautifully on religious subjects as when
he had taken that one drop which is
called too much" Trying to find his
way home one night he continually fell
in the road and with difficulty got on
his feet again. Putting his arms
AROUND tree to hold himself up he
seems to have reasoned with himself.
"Now. Hans said he, "aint you
ashamed of YOURSELF Your wife is
waiting for you at home, and YOU. poor,
silly fool, can't get there And then,
"a though his anger had suddenly risen,
he went on: Hans, tell you I'm all
out Of patience with you. II You fall
another time-nOw mind what ! am
saying-ii you fall again, vow | won't
pick you up. I'll just let you lie there
till morning"