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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
FOB Pae8lDENT,
GEN. ". &. HANCOCK.
FOR vlcE-PREsJDENr,
WILLIAM II. EN0LISH.
,,.,,o.-rr. cRIrrENDEN.

0ovsspoe-T. +. CRIrrENDEN.
Ljeueeosse 0uveenor- B. A. CA APBELL.
Recretsrv OF Isass-M. K. McGRA TIL.
Treasursr-PHIL. E. CHAPPELL.
Audisos-JOHN WALKER.
sspseoe Judge-RlCHARD d. RAY.
Attorney -0enessl-D. H MCINTYRE.
Resisasr of LandH-ROB'r AcCU LLOCH.
Railroad Cowniaasoeer-G. G PRATc.A
Electors .. Lazy Z So e P rSsfisOS'
Coaerss-JNO. 2. PHILIPS.
Circuit Judgs-JOHN p. 6rROTHER.
Rs.se Sesssor-JOHN T. HEARD.
Rere.asntssive-THOs. F. HOUSTON.
Circuit Clesk-B. 81. INGRAM.
Collector smith hopkins.
At,ossey-C. @. he ARD.
Probate Judgs-JOHN A. LACY.
sheriH-N. q. CONNER.
Tr.aaus.s-R. T. GENTRY.
Az ooe-J. W. WALKER.
Coeooes-DR. W r. KING.
Sarveyor-THOMAS MONROE
Psbiic Adoia'r-JOHN r. CLOPrON.
Cossty Judge. w D,s.-J. w. PERDCE
County Juder, e DA-DAVlD BLOcHER
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

a 0ocie'y Belle Ruined by Her
Lover in . LeadSills
DagDio.

Lead, ile Chronicle.
A young gentleman FROM Lafayette
Indiana, who arrived IN Lexs.ville hu'
q few days ago. one evening last week
10 making the tour Of tlc city. VA.
not little surprised to meet la cer
lain house ri i'll fame . gii! ~ho s
iorcibiy reminded him Of AL aciu,in''
ance in the East. that he cali.i h-'
aside ard impaired the force O: b !
impression t. her. The girl srxs;...
turned scarlet, and with glad emil,
upon her face. suddenly exclaimed:
Whv. Et~ard. do YOU not kn:a
me- ! am that girl"
She proved. indeed. TO lie the lad.
he had known. but oh, under wha,
altered circumstances.
She lie the daughter OF the president
of the leading hank in Lafayette.
Her home was one Of cnmfort, ave.
luxury. Beautiful, accomplished aud
animated, in the literal sense Of tn.
term, she reigned . petted belle il,
the circle of her admirers. 4 brillian
future seemed bet,.re her.
Her ruin was accomplished und.I
the most deplorable circumstances b,
u young aud dashing society shark al
Lafayette. After prolonged court
ship she gave her c"nsent to their
marriage. aud they were formally EN-
gagged. The news became rapid,
known among the circle Of ther.
friends, aud the hsPplest future VA.
predicted for the y",ng c"upIe.
Urgent business affairs called him
TO ST. Louis after . while. aud h.. " 1.
supposed to have formed lucra,iv.
utilization there. EodeaIing let,e.-
passed between them during his all
sence. ard he at last prevailed upon,
her to 90 to st. Louis tor the purp',S.
Of being joined to him in the boil,
tics OF mstrimony. Her parents p~
.essine unfaltering trust in their
daughters intended. made no remons
frances; and the daily papers du;,
chronicl-d the fact Of tie Young lady ;,
departure for bt. Louis 10 I've married
Under a plausible rretex, post
pavement Of the Ceremony was ob
tanned bv her lover. aud inv.igI-d D.,
hon-yed words Of passionate love u,.'
der promises he never intended To tut
ill. he accomplished her ruin aud de
serted her.
Di-graced in her own heart. los
proud to return to Lafayette. only "a
b-come the subject of ridicule and
SANDER. without m"ney and ~i:h"u'
friends, what could she do! She to,S
the step which 10 their de.psir thou
sands OF her sex annually resort tn
She entered q house # psos;ilu,i,n
aud sold her charms for money. AT
ter y brief career in the city al
Mounds. she departed FIR TIE new
pastures If Colorado. aud even. ua.l,
came to LeadviIle.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Shetland women are noted tor their
ability in managing Q boat. and Ad'
miral Thomas, who was in Lerwick re-
Gently, offered to act a. coxswsin to
three str.pping Shetland dam.els in q
cnntest between them and a crew OF
men from tho revenue cutter Eagle.
The match was keenly contested but
vac easily won by the Shetland women.
Who used two oars each, and pulled
cracefully.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Queen Victoria hes given 10 oil
portrait of herself to the president Of
the bank Of Montreal at whose cottage
Princess Louise and Prince Leopold
were guests for some days. Such q
gift makes . variety from the copy Of
he Life of Prince the Consort, which
,ss 30 largely figured As the royal pre-
ont of latA.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Gsorge Mitchell. an OHIO wife muir
derpr, declared that his condemnation
to death was just. and that he would
not have i: changed If be could. H.
spent the night before the day ap
pointed for the hanging in loud re-
i,icinxs that he was about to 20 ia
heaven but when a reprieve came ht
shouted Blessed be God; didn't ]
always tell you the Lord was on the
aide of q Christian man :"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Miss Smith wxs to have been mar
ried at Springfield. ILL.,. but she dis
ppeared 90 the morning OF her we'd
ling day, and various were the COLI
lectures AZ 10 her conduct. She ha-
xritten from an adjoining state Ia he'
afiauced husband. saying that she fled
hec.use she was scared. but is now
readv to face the clergyman.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The German emperor has approved
Of q plan for extending the famous
Inter den Linden at Berlin BY y
splendid bridge acroes the Spree. lead.
ing to ground which has been given ~
for the purpse Of the municipality.
The new part will extend to the north
eastern suburb of Berlin. and will be
called Emperor William street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

In . private letter to u friend In
Washington Senator Thurman writes
that there is . reasonable prospect Of
the democrats carrying Ohio at the
October election, and that he never
knew the Ohio democracy to be 90
Thoroughly organized. Garfield. be
writes, il not Q strung candidate in biz
own state, and fails to arouse any en-
thrsiasm.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
Perfect Sight.

A thousands csn iea,,fy. there 10 moth.
ing 20 much to be desired - perfect sight,
and perfect aieht can only be obtained b.
usinE perfect sp.etacles. c. G. Taylor or
own op,ician, exercises great skill aud p.
iieoce i" fitting shoas needing sPecsselss.
Vith eass aad eoofost % ~ WSeref. dti
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
The Locomotive Engiue,r.


=
The Locomotive EngiLc,r.
The London Telegraph Ia recent
..!l'uriAi pays u splendid anu deserved
,Tioiiie 90 the men " ho hold The live.
VI hundreds in their hani.--:he iocU-
motive engineers Ii says: Mos
passengers are rs ign"ra"i, haprii,
# the wtisll un... ..:,i text as o,.e
II the Intricate pr Gees uf digestion al
the anatomy Of tie human frame.
they take their j'urieys as ,ney TAX.
heir f.od, trusting biindly that sui,.e-
nOw or other ii viii be all right. and
that the narrow CORNERS viii be sh VET !,
aud ii seldom occurs To them 10 eA-
pre.s their lhankiulne>. for the mani,
devotion which Contributes to Ih.I
safety. While faith II the guiding
rule Of the Traveller. duly is Inc all
smbing principle "i the railway ser
vsbt. Bat II, e, it never occur Ia The.
~ake:ui Traveller as the lamps fash
.ra.t him, ~ I e Train PUSHES over I'll,
brii .es ard through a network ut sig
;ials rs the tunnel .eems q duller roar
aud the i:hiei station a suppressed
Cream. whrn the pulse ut the m,;iuiI
never stops and the Impetus AT tim. ,
bc"m.s almost terrible, what sel,se
Il gratitude there ou.:i, to De- toward
ihnse luuely zach who. faithful To III.
end. turn this LIN, and that. shi'r
the lamps. keep watch and ward. ans,
clear the way for ihe swift expie>,
Those Who have ;iu,i. 4 IN. ms. I've. q.
this splendid power are utterly power-
lcsa. Their lives are in The bands ~
'heme who drive Ih. train. ard II
the signal men VINO watch. Yet there
Is no sleep in 'h. sirnslicx nor at III.
tunnel mouth there Is bn cunve.-,
.iou. n, d. :..c.inn. roii in. hui dull
rn..uoiuby 9! duty. \ -c're a.! things
NAV hive L-.peL,d: the staff n,s,
he short handed, SOME the Is unex-
;.ciehIy "n tie sick list. some g""d-
ns.urd fellow NAV have. hnUs d0ul,l..
.iu.y out If pure cnmra'.--hip; but
this makes no diff reuce in tie ss.e;,
If The line. There need b- tao Gauss,
.nr tear aEen such Nell know their
.!Gi, ai.i ia ii.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
Bronchitis, Q Premontter


Of con.umpii"n. "a cha' acterized By
catarrh or ind .mmation Of the mu-
cus membrane Of the AR passages
with cough and expectoralion,
short breath, hoarssnsas, pains 10
the chest. For al bronchisl s6ec.
tiona. core thross, aphonis or loo
Ct voice, eouehs, "DR- SwAYNE's
C0HPoUMD SYRUP OF WILD
CHERxY, Ms . welI-known curative.
Pace Is cents, and 81 . bottle. or
six bottles IS. The large size IL
the most economical. Prepared
only BY Dr.. Svayne & Son, Phila-
dslphis. Sold By oil prominent
druegisea. An occseional dose Of
6wsyne's Pills ahould Be taken to
seep the bowels free. They are
excellent for torpid liver and bill
ions complaiots.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
IiohinR Piles

isone Of the mott annoying disesse.
in the world, snd YET .II can Cad
cure relief by the u.e III DR..
SwAYXEs OINTMENT. Il has i~en
tested an ihu,lssnds IL inst snces and
invariably makes . sure cure.
The syml toms are moisture like
perspirs;ion. inieo-e itching, !n-
creased by scratching, very ii.-
tressinx. part .cui.riy n, night, AZ
il pin w"ruo- were Crawling in ard
about the rectum; the private paris
are sometimes effected. Procure
THE ointment. Reader, il VOC are
su8ering from thi- disr re-sinH COM
l.int, letter. itch, scsid head, ring
worm, basb~r's itch, any crnsiv,
scaly skin erup'ions. use DR..
SwAyne's Ointusent ant br cured.
sold BY all prominent drurgisls.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The Roman Forum has now been
c"~pIstely excasssed, With the excep-
eiee Of . small purtion at the entrance
sear capitol. The shape proves If
regular. bsing bcsd % the capitol
eide and sasro~ toward the palace Of
The CoSass.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The Paris authOrities are intent just
nov % measures to prevent deleterl'
Gus articles finding s.le. aud hsve
ssised American hams wrapped in .
yellow cloth, rsodersd inpermeable
By chromate Of lead.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

A pilGgioaxs u to b made this
month from Englod 70 Il'urdes to
Big the inteseession Of the Virgin fur
the rrst"sseion Of England to the
r ,msn CAiholic faith. 1t will BE-
h-ad+d BY Cariiosl Asnoiog. add the
Duke Of N"rtolk will carry the stand
ard Ut St. 0espeee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

There d 1t EIgin. ILL.,, . society Of
pandemouium. devoted to the noisy
recognition Of nuptiab;" in other
words. IN organized band of serenaders
with horns, tin pans, and other imple-
nents of noise.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

sSWayne'o Olntmenr and Pills."
THE 0kkArEsr kEMEDlD THE WORLD HAs
EVER KNOWN.
Curing the most iDseterate case OF skiH
iise.see. ouch a letter. salt ri,eum, scals,
need, bsrber's itch. sores, ell crusiy, scsH
kin eruptions. and that distressing CONF
pix,nt. itching piles. AZ blood purifier
and regulator, Swsyns'. Tar and SarssPar-
lila Pills are excellent Cure s:ck ant
aervous headache. dyspepaia, indigestion,
yard oG mal.riai fevena, cleansing the syr-
ten end bowels Of al impurities. restoring
to healthy activity every organ Of the body.
Price Is cents box, Eve bDxrs 81. Oint-
men, SO cents, three boxes 81 25. Can b.
ent By mail to any address on receipt Of
,rice. Address letters, DR. Swayne 4 Son,
40 North Sixth street. Philadelphia. SOLD
ny all leading drugRiss
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

that sh:. had received large sums from
I'm the Counties. Who streuously
,i>clsir,-d any intention ct binding
her riv Il, Was acquitted, after touch.
iog address by her advocate, NJ. La.
cbaud.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

A grocer presented . Till to . Gus
toner 1t Appleton. Wis, and escaped
unhurt but 90 the follo.ing day be
demanded instant payment, and was
shot dead where h stoud.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

To I'll wha are s.,fir.iry from the error.
md in,,i-c'-iip's> of you,:i, n-rvou- weak
.---, eaT!ev d.esr, io-s oi IA .rioot. a.,
SI:i send r-ci.e t.,t will cure yo.. FKEt
" CHARGE. Thia great remedy wxs dis
.,1r.rrd hy > missionary in Smith Aun-r,cs
>-nd . self .dir~->-.! rnve.";.. ," the Rev
E. Irmsn. Station u. S.~ Yr,k City.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The parliament Of jersey. where
ssme Of the French Jssuits have set-
tied. u TO b moved to expel them
from the island. under IN unrepealed
statute Of 0eorRe III.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

o. Lord Plunket's property in Ire
land tho ''bull' has been made Of put
ting up notice to the effect that mo
poschiDg i permitted in these pre-
serves without the permission Of the
ovnaf"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

"Dar amt no use o tryin' 70 hide
yer sins under 6ne clos. f. de Lawd
oaa 80 slick ftoo hruadclotb," said
Rsv. james Delavsu, st Q Kansas
camp meeting. Dan Kirby, . we'll
dressed gambler, coustrued the words
Into . personal insult. and whipped
the preacher after the service
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Jsck Esermsn, hank burglar. lett
IS. OO0 1t bic death. in Philadelphia.
He made no will. aud bic natural beirs
refuse 70 touch the money. becauss it
u the proceeds If rsbberies. Tho le.
gal QUESTION arises WHISTLER, there b
ing heis, the state can take the prop
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Among the 6.h Of the United States
The cod. oomes ist 10 money value.
the salmon second, the msckerei third,
and then the Deuhaden. In weight
the last stands highest.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

A stalwsrt wo,.an got employment
In male attire - Q farm hand at
Hutchinssn. ILL.,. bat the farmer die.
charged ber o. lsarpisg her eek. She
hes brought . suit 70 recover wages
for the whole ooatract.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Eiitor Thoru If Mates AID Queries
has retired from the s.fRce Of assistant
hbr.rian of the house of lords. st the
age OF II. on . pension Of $3.50 .
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Olive Logan declares that Adelaide
NeilsoO was 70 have been married to
Admirai- 0lyn. The setreo said %
herself, and explained that the delay
"a. because shs desiroi 70 eat until
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

the Admiral's dan. ht.- was welded.
che Prince IF Vale, had reminded
Glyn tina: N.ilsuD GUILD never be
Dreeented ut court.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

6pureeso says that an E"glishman,
bef,rs STARTING On foreign tour, or.
drrs the most ridiculous suit Of clothes
tia, It i possible fnr anybody to wear.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The Pspe bas appropriated $780,
900 for . complete edition Of the
works Of 81. Thomas Aquinas. bis
favorite philneopher.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

An actres travelling in the English
provinces Chains TO b . daughter Of
Edwin Forrest.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The advertisement Of . hanged
murdsrsrs death. says that be ''died
suddenly and Enthusiastically.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Tho P.incess Louise says that she
doesn't dislike Causda, and intends to
return sonu.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

The French revenue for 1880 u
over Sl6, O00. 900 shove the estimates.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

Gin. eriLlne-s. earsss, end great SC
IvItv q; a.. -ii.ct are ~ng.ndsrei by F-i-
ross' Compound Syrupoi iiypcpho-Phi,e-.
end Its c.pac:;y 81 impsrt'"g power oi
-ndursLve To- the br..a and nervous sys-
IN Ne -hosn in u, prnp-rsy CT susiainin.
pereoos through mental difficulties.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
Closing of Nails.

SEDALiA. Mo-, Fe',. 35ih, 1SsO
In ard after thi. date and until further
office the nails for the different routes vii!
lose "a follows:
NIs-onr, Pacific day express ess;. ic:3n n. m
Missouri i 'citir night exprc>- eas,..s:;'o =. IN
Ni--"ir. Pacific .'sv express v.-i- 100 =. IN
Ii-."nfi Psr,ic iph'-xp,-~s wrs,. sap Ia.
ed slia & lexington IA. expTe--..s:so o. ~.
H.. h. Il !. No. ! -".'h.. i:la .. M
L., X. T. T. NJ. : -..u,n.... e::sj p. IN.
", X Il T. NJ" . north 800 ~ m.
n. h. 4 n'pm p,->s'ssr nurih
HsBhIhs, closed i-p'i-h. ....-....-S: p. w.
Long ~ood r.u,e-ruesiay, Thursday and
atnr.iay IL m.
Cole Camp route-Tuesday. Thursday and
saturday Tam.
ALBEIT PaREER. y. NJ
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14
TELEPHONE.

Lie. OF Those who ara Bound Togeshe.
by electricity
The is'iosInc Esus-i bu-iue-> HOUSES ar r.-t-
i.Dc-s sr~ nos c"UUecISi nv Anderson '.is-
y.;s"1s inrhi> rry
ttSI = srrSsStsEs-.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

LEXINGTON BRANCH.

LEXINGTON BRANCH.
LEAVE.
Westward rss-.ng-r.... -. &C.. -. $50 T. rs.
Freight n rsssenger...i 10 p. m
Sunday Sweet Springs Acc,m.--..1:i0 a. IN
ARslvE:
,4's..'' passenger .-..-.-.....--loo1 y. m
freight n ps-s-ngsI- ioaJ ~ III
sunday Sweet Springs Arcum.. y: 10 y. M
TIE principal cbrr.c shove o. the
westward ,hrcuxi Esp'eS, which go.~
nsariy an hour earlier.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

il>SOURI. KANSAS q TEXAS EY
Lave:
Southwark, NJ, X. Il T.express =. ASA p n,
Passengsr. ...5:45 3. u.
LEAVE:
'Uriawa.d, ", X. n I. express $40 a. u.
Pas-rtgsr. 1888 p. H.
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1892.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-14

L. ier-s.u. I u
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
Where Banging Began.


 It has often been subject of wonder ment to us where our pretty girls got the notion from of combing their front hair down over their foreheads and cut ting of the ends so as to make the inch and half of hair which they keep hang ing down nearly to their eyebrows, and which is irresistibly associated in our mind with an imperfectiy sheared mules tail The mystery was solved to our satisfaction as we dropped into Dr. Jackson's. The Doctor hasreceived from New Zealand, among quite variety of ferns and mosses, and other curiosities from that semi-barbarous land, the pic lures of two Maori--natives of that country--a boy and girl-and the lat ter had her back hair all looped upon the top of her head and stuck through with white-tipped turkey feathers. and the front hair was hauled down in front, the ends mIngling with the eyebrows. So it is from the New Zealand savages and not from the NortbAmerican Indian squaws, ladies, that you copy the fashion. "Nuff sed."
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02

A NOTORIOUS thief died recently at Wilkesbarre. He was a black-and tan terrier dog, and used to steal for his master, not for himself. He belonged to a street gamin, who loafed around in front of stores, examining and making a few gestures over what he wanted stolen. The boy would pass on, and the dog would carry off the coveted article, whether it was watermelon, pigeon, a chicken, an egg, an apple or a peach, and in one case he stole watch. Their complicitv in the theft was discovered, and when the boy was arrested and locked up, tee dog was with him. The dog was allowed to escape, and a de prayed Wilkesbarre newspaper man had the unblushing hardihood to assert that that animal got an old piece of iron and brought it to the lookup, and that the boy burgalized his way out with it and escaped.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
Al Good Thing.
A OOou If1fuKs Carrnap Svrun is tha cnorial ,,raao

German Syrup is the special prescription of Dr. A. Boschee, celebrated German
 Physician, and is acknowledged to be one of the most fortunate discoveries i'll Medi- cine. It quickly cures Coughs, Colds and all Lung troubles af the severest nature, removing, as it does the cause of the affec- ton and leaving the parts in a strong and healthy condition. It is not an experi- mental medicine, but has stood the test of years, giving satisfaction in every case,
 winch its rapidly Increasng sale every E sea nually. Beware of medicines of similar
 names, lately introduced. Boschee's Ger
 man Syrup was introduced i'll the United States in 1868, and is now sold in every town and village in the civilized world Three doses will relieve any ordinary
 cough. Price 75 cents. Sample bottle 10 ceptx
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
Anthony and Brutus.
Petroleum World,

Anthony: "You all do know this man. tie. Look! in this place rap Cassius' dagger through; see what rent the enyious Casca made. Through this the well-beloved Brutus stabbed" Brutus (aside): "He's liar by the watch. That's the hole great Caesar used to put his head through, and is the hole through which the well-beloved tailor stabbed when he made ftp Anthony: And when he plucked his cursed steel away, mark how the blood of Caesar fol- lowed it. Brutus (aside): "Its no such
 thing. That's red paint. I saw boy daub it on back of the scenes not two minutes ago. I'm up to this little game" First Pleb.: "Oh, piteous spec taclep Brutus (aside): "Oh, piteous spectacle, your grandmother's gray catl"
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
k. Y. POUNDING,



 When young husband had gone from home. and with fond solicitude telegraphec his little wite, What have you for break fast, and how's the baby2" he received the brief suggestive reply, 'Buckwheat cake: ard the measles. :" We have the report of $ case in our midst, not where measels wa; in the bill of fare, but where Seiatic Rheu matism confined Mir. J. Dawson, the well known druggist, to his room for long period. It was stated to our reporter ir the following words: The senior of thi: firm was attacked with Sciatic Rheumatism December last, and for four weeks could scarcely leave his room. He used St Jacobs Oil, and is now able to be at hi: place of business, feeling no worse for his recent affiiction. The inference is con uincinp
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
Get Ont I,oors.

The close confinement of all factory work gives the operatives pallid faces, poor appe- tite, languid, miserable feelings, poor blood, inactive liver, kidneys and urinary troubles, and all the physicians and medicine in the world can not help them unless they get out of doors or use Hop Btters, the purest and best remedy, especially for such cases, having abundance of health sunshine and rosy cheeks in them. They cost but trife. See another column.-C Ciristidn Recorder.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02

No PuFFERy.-Nothing can be more offen- sive to conscientious journalism than indis- criminate puffery. But it is pleasure to speak candidly and correctly in praise of such a medicine as HuET's REMEDY tor the Kidneys, Bladder, Liver, and Urinary Or gans; a specific and positive cure that has been before the public for % years, and has rescued from suffering and the grave even the victims of Bright's Disease. The facts in regard to Hunts Remedy, the great Kidney and Liver Medicine, are attested by high authority.
 Sold by all Druggists Trial size, 75 cents:
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-02
a Notnl,;e Cure

D. w. Bartjne, M. D., D. D., of East Or ange, N. J., certiiies that he had been suffer
 ing from Brighfs Disease, or Albuminuria, ranged digestion, dryness of skin, etc., when he commenced using the Safe Kidney and Liver Cure He says; sI took about six tablespoonfuls every day for one week, when found all my symptoms decidedly improved, and at the end of two weeks it was difficult to detect any trace ot albu-