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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

GOLDFISH BALLs.-Two pounds Zone
less fish. soaked and boiled over night,
and well-beaten before breakfast; boil
II or Is good-sized potatoes; mash
them very smooth, with milk and a
large tablespoonful OF butter, beat In
the Goldfish; add one egg; if not soft
enough add little more milk; make
into cake and fry. The secret of good
fish cakes is TO have the potatoes fresh
boiled and beaten very light.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

A LECTURER was explaining to lit
tie girl how lobster cast his shell
when he had outgrown it. Said he {:
''What do you do when you have out
grown your clothes? You cast them
aside, do you not?" "Oh, mol" re-
piled the little one; "we let out the
tuCks.V
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

The general talk is Dobbins' Electric
Soap, (made by CragIn & Co.., Phila-
delphla.) There never was a soap SO
highly and generally praised. 1t tells
story OF its own merits, that cannot
be contradicted. Try it.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20
"WHY, jimmy" said one profession

"WHY, jimmy" said one profession
al beggar to another "are you going
to knock of alreadyf It's only two
o'clock" "No you mutton head" re-
sponded the other, who was engaged in
unbucklIng his crutch, "I'm only
going to put it on the other knee. You
don't suppose fellow can beg all day
on the same leg, do you"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20
ROLLED BEEFSTEAK.-Beat large
tnnAnr Staal thnrnnnhlu anA nArafullN

ROLLED BEEFsTEAK.-Beat 10 large
tender steak thoroughly and carefully.
Sprinkle over salt. pepper, sage,
minced onion, minced parsley and bits
of bntter. Have ready some mealy
Irish potatoes mashed fine and season
ed with little butter and salt. Spread
over all and roll up tightly; fasten the
ends and sides securely with skewer-
pins. Place it III pan with such broth
or gravy as may be on hand; if none,
two teacups Of boiling water, and one
small minced onion, pepper, salt and
one slice of pork. Simmer and baste
as you would a roast duck. Sift over
1t Drowned cracker, pounded fine.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

VARIETIES TO Sow.-The first plants
to go into open ground are Cabbage,
cauli-floWer and lettuce. For early
cabbage, Jersey Wakefield Is the lead
ing variety, seconded by Early York,
and second early is Winstadt, for
general use. OF cauliflower, the Early
Erfurt is standard; and the Tennis Ball
and Boston Market are the favorlte
sorts of early lettuce.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

ILL not compromise my honor"
said a lOud-vOiced politician. "NO,
and for the same reason ! VIII not close
the eye in the back Of my head" said
his opponent,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

"A DULL HEADACHE. Costiveness, Low Spirits
anu no Appeti e, are some of the indications OF
q a. Bilious attack, arising from torpid Liver.
~; Jayhes SahatiVe Pills will soon restore the
Liver Liver 10 action, drive ali symptoms OF bilious
nees from The system ana assist In bringing
aoouC regular action o the bowels.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

"I'LL make you prove that" said a
man TO another, who had accused him
of theft. DON'T" said a witty by
stanjer,. "for you'll feel worse after it
than you do now."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

WE have received important infor-
nation that American girls have re-
linquish their leap year privileges dur
ing the coming ice cream season.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

lMPoRTAST.-Do not let your Drug
gist palm off on you any new, cheap
remedy tor colds when you inquire for
DR.. BULBS Cough Syrup or you will be
disappointed. Price. % cents q bottle
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

A CARD.-To all who suffering from the errors
and indlscretioDs of youth nervous weakness, early
decay, ttS loss OF man6sqds etc. l WI lend Rec
remedy discovered by missionary in South
america. Send self addressed envelope to the Rev.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

To PRESERVE FLOWERS good way
TO keep cut flowers fresh is to lay them
In wet clothes. Take them out of the
vases at night, sprinkle with cold wa
ter and then wrap them In clothes
made very wet with cold water. The
weight of the cloth will not crush the
most delicate flowers, while 1t keeps
out the air and prevents their falling to
pieces or opening still more.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

IT is odd, and sometimes melancholy
to see. a man trying to "make up his
mind" when he has no material on
hand to work with.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

WHEN Milwaukee man advertises
for lady to elope with him, it is en-
barrassing both for him and the wo-
man who answers the advertisement to
find that they are already husband and
wife.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

WHEN a certain man had been made
the Prefect of small village he
bought his wife a new fur garment.
She, proud of her finery, and full of
her husbands new honors, entered
church just as the congregation rose to
their feet TO hear the gospel read, She,
thinking this was done out of repect to
her, and recalling her former condi-
ton, said graciously, "sit down, good
people! have not forgotten | was
once poor I"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

"WHAT on earth takes you off to the
stable SO early in the morning lately ?"
asked a woman of her husband. "Curry
hosstty," he meekly replied.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

THE successful man has many imi-
tatOrs his peculiar line of business, but
still there is only one originator. SO,
also, the great petroleum hair renewer.
Carboline, as now improved and per-
fected, holds the palm against all imi-
TfU IL
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

DANIEL DREW originated the term
"watered stock" lie was drOver in
early life, and one day when IA party
desired TO sci him some inflated stock he
said: "That stock makes me think Of
old farmer Brooks, up in Put who
used to salt and water his stock TO
make the cattle weigh heavy when he
sold them :" The broker told the story
In the street, and it became an adage.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

SHIPS are frequently on speaking
terms, and they lie to.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

DOLLY WARDEN CAKE.-Take four
eggs (do not beat whites separately,
two cups of sugar, half cup of butter.
Beat these together for halt an hour;
add one cup sweet milk, three cups
sitted flour, one teaspoon of cream tar
tar, half teaspoon soda. Divide the
batter in half; add to one half OF. batter
one cup seeded raIslRs, one half cup of
eurrants, one teaspoon cinnamon, one
grated nutmeg. Bake in layers. Put
together with icing, alternating the
light and dark layers. Flavor the
white batter with lemon.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

The demand for heavy horses far ex-
ceeds the supply, and is likely to for
the next ten years.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

"MY dears, l miss somethlng or
somebody, can't tell what or who,"
said Jones 10 his children, as he sat
down to tea the other night. "P'rhaps
it's mother" said little Billy, "shc's
gone over To aunt jones to lea" The
child was right. 1t was Mrs Jones who
was missed, and Jones remarked in
continuance, "Well, let's have quiet
supper"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20
The voltaIc Belt Co, marshall. Mich.

Will send their celebra ed Electro Yoltaic
Belts to the afflicted upon 80 days's trial.
Speedy cures guaranteed. They mean what
they say. Write to them without delay.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20
DOMESTIC.

SCRAP PuDDING.--Put scraps of bread
crust and crumb, into bowl, with suf-
ticient milk, TO cover them well. Cover
with plate, and put 1t into the oven 10
soak for about half an hour. Take 1t
out and mash the bread with fork till
1t is a pulp; then add a handful of rails
ins and rs many currants, a teacupful
of brown sugar, half Il cup of milk,
some candied lemon peel, and one egg.
Stir it up well, grease a pudding dish,
and pour the pudding in. Crate over
o little nutmeg, put 10 into a moderate
oven, and let 1t bake for an hour and a
half.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-20

CATHOLIC Americans and others |!
send six cents for specimen of The
illustrated Catholic american, ii Bar
clay ST., New York. Bright pictures,
stories, poems, and sketches.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Strange Case of Blood Poisoning.

MT. McDonald Campbell, contractor for the pipes in connection with the new St. Cunegonde Water-works, is in an almost dy- ing condition through very simple accident. On the day of the opening of the water-works, it was part of MT. Campbells duty to su- perintend the testing of the hydrants which he had just put down in so doing his right hand about the thumb joint got slightly jam med in part of the hydrant, causing tri- fling bruise and strain of the muscle. He took little notice of the matter until the next day, when swelling set in and, the pain in creasing, he called in doctor of the village, who prescribed hot poultice and said it would amount to nothing. Within the next two days, however, the hand and whole arm became intensely inhamed, and Dr. AIloway, of this city, was called in and opened "a tu- nor that had formed near tho wrist. Since then, in spite of the most judicious medical treatment, the arm has continued to grow worse, MT. Campbell becoming weaker and weaker, until to-day, when, it Is stated, he was unconscious, and some are beginning al most to despair of his recovery. The unfor tunate gentleman was of good constitution, and had never experienced much sickness. Ii is surmised that some poison must have been transmitted to his hand from the copper fastenings connected with the hydrant and hose pipe,
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Why We Butter Our Bread.

The layers of the wheat berry, as we pro- ceed toward the centre, become more and more completely starchy, and at the centre but little else is found, and this portion makes our finest flour. The finer the flour the less fit it is for nutrition. In it's natural state, the wheat, with all it's components present, is not fitted for perfect human development. There is deficiency in the potential heat-produc- ing materials, especially for cooler climates, there being only two per centum of fat in wheat. We instinctively supply this defcien- cy by the addition of fatty bodies. We spread butter upon bread, we mingle lard or butter without biscuit or cake, and the fat meat and bread are taken alternatively or coinoidentally. The starch, being carbon hydrate, can afford, comparatively, but little heat in consumption, and the fats are demand ed by the wants of the system.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
City Court Note..

In the City Court on Saturday, William Gay, the Chapel street bookseller, tried charge of set ting lottery bg the envelope system and for dis posing of pictures February 10th thersabouts by the same method, to Aaron s. Lyon and William s Buckmaster. Col onel D. R. Wright and Charles H Fowler defended. Aaron s. Lyon testified that hs bought album at MT. Gays store the ening of the 10th inst paying $35o for it, and he considered it worth the money be paid for it. He bought and paid it, without being informed that he would receive prize in addition. After paying for the album he handed box from which he selected envelope and handing it to Mr. Gay, that gentleman opened and said to his clerk give this an oil panhng. He 1ected and took it home. He said he ad idea of getting picture when he went into the store.
 The evidence of MT. Buchmaster did not differ ma- teriAly from that of MT. Lyon. For the defense Mr Gay testified that the envelopes contained memoranda merely to inform hts mind what material he had on hand to give away.
 After the arguments Judge Pardee reviewed the ev-
 dence and in conclusion said that it did not appear to him that the evidence was sufficient to convict He thought that perhaps the business conducted might be in violation of part of the statute against lot tsries but there had not been sufficient testimony sented warrant the court in holding the accused He therefore ordered Mr. Gsy's discharge.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
An Absent-Minded Clergyman.

An amusing instance of forgetfulness of mind happened recently in one of our subur- ban towns. Not great way from Hingham, on the road to the beach, is situated 8 smithy A young but benevolent orthodox clergyman drove his horse to it the other day and in- quired how long it would take to shoe the beast. MT. Damon replied, Ian hour" '.Ali right" replied the reverend gentleman, 'I'll bring him in." So he unharnessed and led the horse into shop. Then a look of blank ness, as if it were the shadow of an impend- ing ninthly came, over his face. He said, q will call for him in an hour" went out, climbed into the carriage, took the reins, and sat there until shout from the blacksmith brought him to himself
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
From 2 Prominent Drug House.

H. H. WARNER & Co.,, ROCHESTER, N. Y. DEAR SIR Tt is now only three months since we received your first shipment Of Safe Remedies. We have sold drugs in this place for twenty years, and we have never sold a proprietary medicine that gives such univer- sal satisfaction as yours, especially your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, and Safe Diabetes Cure.
 We could mention many who have received great benefit in cases of Kidney difficulties, Asthma, Rheumatism, Diabetes, Bright's Dis ease, etc. Respectfully yours,
 SIssoE & Fox, Alexandria Bay, N. r.
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Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
..EeW tha us of Life,,

are more prevalent and distressing than bili- ous disorders. The symptoms are low spir- it's, want of energy, restlessness, headache, no appetite, sallow skin, costiveness and other ailments which show the liver is in diseased way to do it is to use s'Dr Swayne's Tar and Sarsaparilla Pills.' Their effect on the liver and blood is wonderful, removing pimples and all eruptions, leaving the complexion fair and fresh as in youth. Price 25 cents box of thirty pills, or five boxes for $1. co. Sent by mail on receipt of price, by Dr. Swayne & Son, 33O North Sixth street, Philadelphia. Sold by all leading druggists.
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Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
How to Adorn the Human Hair.

All that art can accomplish in beautifying, strengthening, thickening and adorning the hair is effected by using 'London Hair Color Restorer and Dressing" It stimulates new growth; if gray, restores it's natural color, and renders it soft. silky and beautiful Cures dandruff, keeps the scalp clean, cool and healthy. No toilet complete without it. Ask for London Hair Color Restorer." Univer- sally used by the fashionable world, both at home and abroad. Price 75 cents a bottle, or six bottles for $1. Sold by druggists.
 CHARLES SABN, Rockfort.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
gtw aaren 9ailg aNImnias gonrad and Gpnriet.

Catarrh is poisonous infection of the mucous membranes just as Small pox is virus of the blood. Catarrhal virus can be only reached and exterminated by antidotal, inocu- lative elements, that are absorbed by the purulent mucous. pr. Wei De Meyers Catarrh Cure is unquestionably the most It never fails. Supplied by Druggists or delivered by D. B. Dewey & Co.,, 46 Dey street, N. Y., at $1.5O pack age. Pamphlets, with full explanations, mailed free. o7d&w1t
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

We meet almost daily persons who complain of Sick Headache, Biliousness, Dyspepsia, In- digestion, etc. For such we invariably recon mend Vests Vegetable Liver Pills which are very effective, quickly removing the cause and supplying natural health and vigor to the whole system They are entirely vegetable. therefore perfectly safe and harmless at all times. In use over twenty years and the sale of them constantly increasing every day. Journal of Commerce. s9 e4thd1y
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

gTNHE CELEBRATED GLYOERINE LOTION gives l immediate relief, and radical cure of Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Wal@ria. Diphlheria. Pneumonia. Sore Throat.
 InfIamm m aLIOn of the Lungs, &c., Lame Back, Inflammation of the Kidneys, Backache, Pies Bunons or Soreness of the Feet from whatever cause Burns Scalds, and all IDhammatory Diseas- es. Sapanule" will save Hfe Do not neglect to buy bottle.
 Our illuminated Circulars sent free upon applica- ton by letter.
 We guarantee satisfaction or money refunded 50 cents and SI per bottle.
 Trial bottles, 25c. Bold by all druggists.
 SAMUEL GERRY & COMPANY, Proprietors, d29 MoSa&w1ynr 237 Broadway, New York.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
fa7 dstaweow& w1Y

WEsT's VEGETABLE LIVER PILLS quickly relieve and cure Biliousness, Sick Headache, Liver Complaint Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Con stipation, General Debility, and all diseases of the stomach, liver and blood. Entirely Veg etable. Sugar Coated. 30 Pills in each box. Price 25 cts. sept6 e4thd1y
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Listen to This.

intelligent medical men in this country and Europe support the statement that Kidney Wort is the greatest discovery yet, for curing kidney and liver troubles, piles and constipa- ton. It acts on both kidneys and bowels at the same time and thus cleanses the whole system, f25 3teod1tw
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

Disgusting Pimples on alady's face, or severe Pains in the back Wounds of the flesh or neuralgia of the nerves Strained Chords or a scalded hand Sprained ankle or a Gashed foot :; crippled man or 8 lame horse can always be relieved and cured by the wonderful Centaur Liniments. o9 1d1w
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
City Court-CriminaI side-Judge P.
deee

In this court on Saturday, William Gay was dis charged the charge of setting up lottery. John Leary for breach of the license in keeping his loon under Music Hall open after l2 o'clock midnight confessed judgment anl fined S7 and costs, 84 5O Three men charged with being common drunkards sent to Jail for sixty days each.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

Vests Liver Pills Cure Dyspepsia. Vests Liver Pills Cure Liver Complaint. Vests Liver Pills Cure Indigestion. Vests Liver Pills Cure Sick Headache. Vests Liver Pills Purify the Blood. aS e4thd1v
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
AmInIunctIOIl, ,

On Saturday morning while workmen were erecting and putting the final touches on show in front of the clothing Atore of A. B. Dodge Co.,, injunc- tion issued forbidding the continuance of th work. The plaintiffs Leigh PrIndle who will open clothing store about March 10th in the place oc cuped by James Gallagher at 2S7 Chapel street, It is claimed by the firm that the show case would ma teriaIIy interfere with their show window and their ability display goods would be lost. The papers in the made returnabe to the April term of the
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

Pure blood, good digestion, sweet, refresh ing sleep, clear, blooming complexion, long life, health, happiness and contentment, is the sure result of using Vests Vegetable Liver Pills. sept6 e4thd1y
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Law N0fea.

Liverpool magistrate lately gave pickpocket light sentence for stealing lady's pocket handker chef and animadverted upon the stupid fashion" of wearing pockets behind to tempt thieves.
 The Massachusetts Court of Appeals holds that . commercial travellers trunk of samples of nerchan disc, belonging to- a principal. is not passenger
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Dr. Welch, No. 27O Chapel Street.
Enlarged, Inf1amed, Diseased and
 Tender Joints.

Hundreds of ladies and gentlemen suffer untold misery, 1t is brought invariably by compress ion of the joints, causing inflammation in and around the socket causing the joint to enlarge with constant pain. These complaints require experience and times long treatment thef cures but easily troed by
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
DIR. WEIGH, 27O CHAPEL ST.
IngrOwing N ails.
Liberated Nails.

This most painful disease, by long standing, be- successful cure.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
The Court Record.

Court of Common PIeas-Judge Harri-
 son. The March term of this court in this afternoon at o'clock. bar meeting will be held to-day as usual at the opening of the term instead day as is the general rule.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

Where has forned funRus and proud flesh, with great pain, walking increases suffering until positive rest is entirely dispensed with The patient should consult persons who by virtue of years of experience prepared to pass correct judgment and apply the right treatment in every The most critical of this kind successfully treated by
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Liberated .J0infs

Are most trying disease of the feet eccasioned by long continuance of hardened excrescences growing over the bone, under which forms fungus virus and suppuration, often breaks and becomes running from the bone, with great suffering In most tue patient requires constant attentjon and such are remarkably treated by
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
REFORMATION FOR THE AFFLICTED
HARD AND SOFT COrsNs.

TNHESE painful difficulties are mystery to medi-
 E cal science. They come from wearing tight boots and shoes also from loose they where they please and when they please and stay as long as they please, and nothing will them without causing pain so ehectualy the treatment demonstrated by
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01

Carriages and Wagons for Sale. oss. BEACH WAGON, also 4-seat SRockaway, N3AE three Secondhand Phaetons; Top Carriage, shifting top, patent wheels also Second- hand Wagons and Carriages
 Repairing of all kinds promptly attended to and at he Lowest Prices: Carriages and Wagons Stored and
 js2S D. IN. 1ox HOWE STREET.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
Dr. WeIch, 27O Chapel St.
 CLUB NAILS.

The glands often become Liberated and the nerve swollen causing great suffering. This is branch of feet diseases which cessfuly treated by
 DR. WEIGH, 27O CHAPEL STREET.
Morning journal and courier., 1880-03-01
DIR. WEIGH

USE pr. Welch's Chilb1ain Lotion, for Chil- plains, Excessive Precipitation, &c. Dr. WelS h's Bunion Ointment. pr. Welch's Corn and Bunion Plaster. Dr. Welch's Ingrowing Nail Remedy. Sure Cure if directions etricl ly observed. Persons desiring treatment at 8 distance should close SI and stamp for remedies and full information.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1880-02-16
Battle slouasain Notes.

Saturdays Messenger has the follow.
ing:
The artesian we'll sunk by Mr.. PAUL.
for Geo. Parrot, is down a depth Of
$50 feet, and is flowing a splendid
stream Of clear water.
Allen A. Curtis, Superintendent Of
the Manhattan Mining Company, has
resigned his position, and his brother,
Melville Curtis, has been appointed to
fill the vacancy.
Things were lively around town last
night and the officers were kept on TIE
jump arresting DRINKS and disorderiies.
They made clean sweep of the "hos-
pital" Investigated by the Austin ''com-
mittee" last week, and arrested nineteen
patients. The jail is now overflow
ing and Judge Bradshaw will reap a
harvest to-day. The report of the
pistol could be heard az all hours last
night and the howl Of the DRINKS made
music for the watchman's ear.