The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-04-01
NEWS NOTES.

NEWS NOTES.
SITTING BULL wants TO surrender, but nobody
seems to want him.
HENDRICKS friends have suddenly discovered that
he always hard money man.
HAYES killed his wife, Philadelphia one day last
week. 1t was Patrick Hayes.
THE Democratic party is just talking of Gen.
Hancock a Presidential candidate.
ONO needs two Legislatures-one for Cincinnati,
and one for the rest of the State.
MATT. GRAY got drunk at GAINESVILLE, Ohio. When
Frank Cross robbed him of $40 he got sober.
THE Ex-Empress Eugene has gone to visit the
spot in Africa, where young Napoleon was slain.
PRINCE BISMARCK has been advised by his physi-
sian to stop drinking beer. He is getting too fat.
IF Prof Edison would only think, now. and light
his lamps with gas, they might prove success at
once.
THE local editor of the Marietta Register, j. w.
Fitch, assaulted by James Marvin. Nobody
killed.
A WHITE man in South Carolina has been sentenced
to be hung for killing negro Waituntil he is hung
though!
THERE has quite flood the lower Miss
sspp destroying considerable live stock, and doing
other damage.
IF Henry 1Iagill, of Mt. Vernon, Ohio, hadn't been
stealing coal from the cars, he might have two
legs instead of only one.
THE U. S. Court in San Francisco has decided un-
constitutional the law forbiding corporations from
employing Chinese laborers.
LITTLE girl named Tlllie Wolf, while playing
with toy balloon in Cincinnati, drew it into her
throat and strangled to death.
Pennsylvania YETI No, but he will lose her on the
''home stretch,' next fall.
DEMOCRATIC Congressman during speech the
other day, quoted Scripture The Democratic PAL ty
can quote Scripture. This is a news item.
THE Cincinnati Commercial is throwing bricks at
Grant with great vigor and rapidity. Grant smokes
and says nothing. Meantime, the world moves.
Ex-LIEUTENANT-GovERN MUELLER is credit
ed with saying that if Grant is nominated Ohio will
go $1,000 Democratic. Mueller is an ass
president HAYES and family walk to church,
LCincinnati Commercial So do Jim Doolan nd family
but what of it? Would they crawl to church?
SBEN. HILL, TO KELLOGG: Are you ready to
fght?' KeIIogg-"Quite ready, even unto eagerness,
Beniaminr' Hikt-"Then you just wait till come!'
THE superintendent of the County Asylum at Fort
Wayne Indiana has sued the Grand Jury for SANDER,
for reporting unfavorably of his administration.
SHELBY COUNTY, Ohio, elected Democratic Sher-
iff. Shelby county now wonders what he did with
the money. So do his bondsmen. Another brick for
the Democratic pyramid
BLAINE's friends in Washington claim that the
Maine Senator will have votes the first ballot
in the National Convention Stranger things have
happened.
SOME ex-clerks in the Baltimore Postofice have
caught the President of the United States in square
out and out lie. 1t will not be thus when Jim, OF
Maine, gets into the White House.
AT Bellefontaine, Ohio, a man slept in a separate
room from his wife. He heard noise in his wife's
room. He went in. His wife out He reached
under her bed and pulled his brother out. That's
why 'peope tall' in Bellefontaine
| THERE was some excitement last week the re-
| port that the steamer which Gen. Grant COM
| ing home had been lost. But the ship has arrived
and the great boomer is again swinging around th'
| circle.''
THE Cincinnati Gazette says ''the Republican can
didate for the Presidency should be man who ca1
command the strength of the party From which W.
infer that the Gazette is coming out for Blaine.
J.C. CooNEY, of Macarthur, mourns the departur,
ofhis wife and $3OO-especialy the $500. Mrs Coone!
found fellow she liked better than she did john
! THERE is a Republican up at New Philadelphia
Ohio, who cannot make up his mind whether hi
would rather have a third term of Grant, tern
of Tilden. You will have neither, old boy. You will
have one term of Blaine.
| THE over-zealous Sherman very cOnfden
that nothing could be said against him Presiden
tial candidate. 1t would be extremely difficult Il
find intelligent Democratic editor of that opinion
THERE is a that Garcelon, of Maine think
of removing to Georgia. The old Doctor probably
wants to locate in State where they can doctor th
election returns without having the militia called out
THE New York Star says that ''the colored Repubi
of Georgia think that Grant was born in Eethle
hem, and baptized in the Jordan And now th
wicked Jews of Republicans want to ''cruciy hin
at Chicago, for the salvation of all wicked Office
| seekers.
| ALFRED SANDERS was drifting down the Ohi
river the other night, during storm. He
barge, and could reach him. The barge wa
found afterward turned upside down, short dis
| tance above Portsmouth. Where is Alfred Sanders
w.. PORTER, Denver murderer, was taken ou
of Jail by mob. They tied rope around his neck
and threw end of the rope over a beam. Thel
Porter said pull up the rope, boys,'' and the boy
pulled up.
| SENATOR Don. CAMERON, of Pennsylvania, wen
over home, to fix up his fences, and took Senate
| Conkling along with him. Whereat many politician
very uneasy and whisper of dark designs tn
| Chicago Convention.
EX-SENATOR MATTHEWS told the politicians il
Washington the other day that Sherman could no
| hold the Ohio vote in the Chicago Convention. Thi
| caused genuine surprise TO the Shermanites. Judg
Matthews generally knows what he is talking about
THE revolver idiot has been heard from again. H
is boy named Willie Greene, this time, living il
| Shelbyville Indiana. He didn't know it loaded
until he bullet crashing through the brain of
| little girl, playmate.
| BEN. HILL has asked the Police Court of Washing
| ton City to protect him from Jessie Raymond, th
woman who claims that Benjamin is the daddy o
her child Jessie, it is claimed, has threatened t.
kill Ben he afraid she will do it. Bad Jessie
| Brave Benz!
| GEN. GRANT, when boy, once thrashed bis
cousin from Canada, for speaking disrespectully o
| George Washington. The boy of the future, who un
dertakes to guard zealously Gen. Grants reputa
| tion, will have big contract on hands.