Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1880-10-25
ODDS AND ENDS.


Where to go when short On money-Gc
to work.
The band of regiment is platoon Of
ITSELF Marathon Independent.
Virtue maketh men on the earth famous,
in their graves glorions, and in heaven i'm
mortal
What is the difference between fixed
star and meteor? One is sun, the other
a darter.
"He sleeps where he fell, says a late
ballad, which suggests that he must have
been drunk.
The coming potato crop of ireland is ex-
pected to be enormous, everything having
been favorable.
Mr.. Whistler is said to be responsible
for the food of yellow which now mandates
feminine dress.
Professor" What are the constituents
of quartz?" Student" Pints." a bland
smile creeps over the class.
The French have taken up the new Eng
lish freak of making ones dress correspond
with the decorations of the room in which
| it is worn.
George Washington may have never told
lie, but it must be remembered that trout
fishing was but in its infancy when George
was an able bodied citizen.
1t took Edward Meyer, a French oculist,
twenty seconds to remove a cataract from
the eye of the Baroness Rothschild, for
which he received a check for S4, 600.
Abiding to Beecher's estimate that one
female house-hy will lay twenty thousand
or 4ba IT,
sit is pity fly couldn't be grated on
hen"
"Well should er thought he'd er
taken the old line instead of the new one"
exclaimed Kentucky woman when she
found her husband hanging in the barn.
Boston Transcript.
"What did the Puritans come to this
country for?" asked a Massachusetts
teacher of his class. To worship in their
own way and make other people do the
same" was the reply.
Horsemen believe that Maud S. will soon
attain speed so terrific that straight
track will be necessary to prevent her run
ming into the rear of her own sulky.-[Cin-
cinnati Saturday Night.
The State debts of the ten Southern
States recently in rebellion amounted to
$40, 539, 972 in 1870. OF this amount
only $40, 662, $40 was chargeable to the Re-
publicans, the balance, sl27, ST., 462, hav-
ing been contracted under Democratic
rule.
"A cat, carelessly shut up in a room in
Housewife, n. Y, while the family were
away for the summer holiday, was found
alive after thirty days. In the agonies Of
starvation it had torn down the curtains
and mutilated the walls as high as it could
reach.
An impecunious fortune.hunte having
been accepted by an heiress, at the wed.
ding, when that portion of the ceremony
was reached where the bridegroom says
With all my worldly goods thee endow,"
a spiteful relative of the bride exclaimed,
"There goes his valise !"
"Who are you going to vote for ?" some
my vote solid for De Smith" s'Do you
think he is entitled to the confidence of the
people? Do you know him % "Never
saw him in my life, but l saw the other
fellow, and that settles it.-[Galveston
News.
A young woman of Cambridge, Mass,
jealous of the honor of the students, on
hearing of the late defeats of the Harvard
nine at baseball, remarked reproachfully
If the young gentlemen had paid more
attention to their base ball and less to their /
books, they would not have been so badly
beaten"
A reporter for Cleveland lO.) paper
gained admittance to a social party given
by the French residents, on the plea that
his parents were French. He was having
good time, and was about to go with the
company to supper, when he forgot himself
and said, ''By jabers. isn't it warm y
He was unceremoniously hustled out.
"STILL THE WORK GOES BRAvELY OK -
For further information read the new ad-
vertisement of Hale Bros. & Co., on first
page.
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and j streets.
BLACK CAsHMEREs, at 3d. so and 65 cents,
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HUNDREDS testify of the benefits received
from Rock and Rye. G. W. Chesley, agent.
INVISIBLE PLAIDs, at L. Bien's, Eighth
and j streets.
SCOTCH PLAIDs, at L. Bien's, Eighth andJ.s
HAMHsR's CAsoARA sAeRADA BJrrERs for habitua
constipation.
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