The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1880-06-18

ventor of the peculiar style of whisker:
which bear his name, has been returned
to the United States senate from little
Rhode Island.
! Rev. Della Matyr's announcement thai
the Greenback party has gotten rid OF
its bummers. will doubtless he re
sented as an imputation of political
apostacy, by Dennis Kearney.
The Illinois Democracy are pronounc
ed in their opposition TO u repetition ol
the 8 10 : programme IN 1881 This is
not exactly in the nature of 'spon.
taneous BOOM for David Davis
A grape wire telegram from Ohio says
there is an unprecedented demand
among ambitious young men for posi-.
tions as boat horse drivers, since the
nomination of James A. Garfield
The news that Indiana has instructed
her delegates to solidify on Hendricks
at the Cincinnati convention, will en-
able Mr.. Tilden 10 foregO the use of his
galvanic battery for at least day.
The intense antagonism of the Kansas
City Times to Tilden gives evidence of
the fact that the bar'l has never been
able to make the ascent of the steep
bluffs which overlook the raging Mis-
souri,.
The "Ohio idea' now is to KNOCK
the stuff1n' " out the Democratic party
in the approaching presidential cam
paign. This is worth half dozen of
Senator Pendleton's greenback boom
erangs.
If the genius of Edison is only equal
to the emergency of devising some meth
cd by which beer can he transmitted by
telephone, lac can strike snap at Cincin
natl which will insure his everlasting
fortune.
1t must not be forgotten that Ohio
holds an election in October. and that
the nomination of Garfield will give the
Republicans of the Buckeye state "A boom
that will not cease reverberating till
November.
New York has tramp law, which, it
is said, will clear it of those troublesome
cosmOpolites. Parties who have bet
that the Empire state will give Demo
cratic majority in November, should
make note OF this.
The Illinois Democrats have deter
mined to try their teeth on the unit rule
at Cincinnati. Any information which
they may desire as to the proper methods
OF procedure will be cheerfully furnish
ed by John A. Logan.
Dennis Kearney, the great and oIigi-
nal agitator of the Sand Lots, heading a
squad of sargeants alarms appointed to
quell the clamOr of the fiat money luna
tics, was the spectacle AT Chicago on
the nth, for gods, for angels and former
Kearney's little wind spurts at Chi
cago might have been measurably rel
lished had they not followed so closely
upon the OratOrical thunders of COnk-
ling, Garfield, Biddle and other rhetori-
cal giants of the Republican convention.
The nomination of Gen. Garfield at
fOrds the first instance in the history of
a national convention, where delegate
upon the floor carried off the prize.
The dark horses after this will be dis
posed to keep within range of the cy-
clone circuit.
Dennis Kearney had the audacity to
sit down upon Susan B. Anthony at the
Chicago convention. 1t is authentical.
ly averred that this is the first male in
FAINT of respectable proportions that
Susie has had upon her hospitable lap
IN thousand years.
tits pretty safe to bet that Mr. Tilden
will be among the faithful in the flesh
at Cincinnati. A very recent episode in
the political history of the country has
impressed him with the fact that it is
much safer to be on the ground than al
the end of u wire several hundred miles
| distant from the lightning area