New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-11-08

nom its neighbors. who feared that their custom
might suffer IN consequence of It's Influences. But
il has prOspeIed none the less.
MOISTURE AND METAPHYSICS.
HEALING TuE SICK 1HgorGH TIE scALP-PRoPER-
TIES OF A WONDERFUL "DIsCOVERY'
Outside appeared in staring letters the worls.
Metaphysical University" while 4 huge sign bore
the MYSTERIOUS DESCRIPTION: $500
" Mrs. Joncs's Metaphysical Discovery Cures tie
Root of all Diseases
Inside. a large room was discovered the walls
covered with placaIds settug forth the excel
lcnccs Of "cye washes and scalp renova-
tors" while Il long table and high case on one
side Were filled with neatly labelled bottles ey-
IDENTITY containing patent medicines, A sandy
haired fTeCklcd youth was lndu>trlously writing al
n desk III the corner, accompanying the movements
OF his pen with hIGeous grImaces as though the
effort cost him pam, and occasionally squirting at
the page from distance so a TO watch the general
effect The visitor was informed that Mrs. Jones
was al dinner. and sitting down he Spcculated upon
lie connection between the unhappy penman and
tie Metaphysical Discovery. Could these sandy
locks and obliQue ewes lie the result Of the Scalp
RcnoyatoI and Eve WASH! And was the
daveruus appearance of the Young man due To the
fact that he was " AetaphysI or DIsc"N-
eIeT.
trance of a woman clad IN black, and also of a ca
daverous appearance. This, however, was only an
assistant. She put bulky pamphlet INTO the vlsl-
toys hands and retired. Suddenly the door opened
again An aged aud very pOrtly woman rolled IN
and sank upon lounge when crcaked under her
weight. ltwas Mrs. Jones', evidently truly great
Like her aSsistau: She was dressed in black, but
while the assistants proportions were those OF
Sarah B'rnhaIdt. Mrs Jones reminded the observer
fOrcibly of q hinge and quVorlng mould or )eIY.
VIII considerable tT,pdatlon the visitor drew
chair beside her and began.
o." am student Of metaphysics. am also vie
tim OF disease VIII yOu Kindly cuigEtcn me a. 10
the nature Of your MeaPhY steal Discovery, ana lei
Ire what i he moot OF all ljiseaS'"
II pats srapln poop {. answered the aged dame,
somewhat IncoaeIentiy. " II puts suap III Ihc
wHolc system" Then She went on rather incense
queniiy; " IL ain PLAIN enough GA ms sign ont
fits4y. uFf. { lie
The visitor secretly thought that cit" was not
definite. hut yeuiurcd another question.
WHAT j. the Metanhy seal Discovery r
lis an lhVcnUor.'
What is The Root OF all Disease
The visitor again perplcxed asked FOR an e1plana-
You can; understand it. Ii give You the great,
heavy parts they'll be TOO much for you. lbs "A
circle. You have To see II all People amt ready
How can they find olt about it e.
Young man, nave you eycsI tie aged woman
Boinq sai.fied on that point she proceeded.
Read your Bible II, full OF metaphysics, but
You must have tae eve Of INTUITION. lon mGst have
TIE ai,-'cciue eye, ana understand what Is re-
vealeG.'
" From your ga nphlet see that your treatment
consist, ia the Use OF moisture"
Yes. he Lodys IKE tie earth. II you don't water
the earth the grass and trees and flowers VIII di"
and the Dir, earth vail give ont iui stencil. LIS
Just 50 with tt. people. They're al ignorant and
uDld. They T. rotten. Tie young men alc dry
:. WoaidL'tu help them L they drank regularly p
" No, tue Bible speaks against putin things ID
the month. The scalp Is the place. Moisture on TIE
scalp is like tnc frost and SnoN-ln the eyes Ike
the dey. and in ihr ear, Ike nan. Hv ny moisture
on tEc scalp preserve tn tar unchanged IN color,
and regulate the heart and lungs"
just .beu Mrs Joucs's bllc. bonnet fell 0ack AID
tie visitor caught GIN pse OF some very scanty
gray IO,H'.
gested, tlI, treatment docsn', seem 10 be always
successful. does il p
The boune, Wa, hastily replaced.
"Alwa.s. always. | WIS far advanced in years
before trol IT, but now have q head Of haiT
that's fairy dancing
man, bow old ale yoa' IwcIty-onc! Thousands
90 Young Incu between twenty and twenty-five are
dying They re al c,Oggcd up. There are healthy
young men. They're all dying IOr waut Of my
A.etdph seal discovery. You doItt look weil,' ana
Mrs Joac, glanced suggestvcly at tie array Of bot
Trembling before the possible danger. the visitor
endeaycreI to gain more u Drlnalon e. to TIE great
Discovery. At last u was learned that Ms. Jones
Was born IN Scotland, and was 0evoutI brought up
She spent Yeas IN studying The Bible and IN
thought. Size discovered an analogy between tie
earth ana The human BODY III the necessity o. mos
tuTe. to be supplied not by The mouth-ths beng
forbidden by the Blbic-hUt by tie scalp, eyes and
ears. Her treatment Therefore, consists Of pOuIIng
bottles oi tUrc over the head and u0 tine ears.
" Tho BiDlGs full of it." she SAID. " Ia, j. the
metaphysical part, and the liquid used Is my Dis
1T must have required great deal Of thought"
remarked
claimed 10 a deep voice pointing her long furci Igcr
straight down" thought as high rs the hcaycus."
and the fol Ginger pointed upWarl-" thought rs
wide a. imInousity.' AMI botn hands wcIa wildly
waved the AIR ~ dangerous proximity 70 tie Nls!-
tors nose.
Mrs. Jones then remarked that her agent in
Chicago was making $1,000 year, and amy young
man who opened aH office Tor the hale Of her medl-
cine would make fortune. She declared again
that fbc Discovery never lailci and was making
motion toward a bottle WHEN tie visitor III alarm
hastily withdrew. promising 10 read her pamphlet,
and being REGARDED with much sc0m by the sandy
haired youth for MS failure 10 secure supply oi
the Discovery.
I'm the pamphlet, among lOnG-dlscOnnected extracts
from the Bible aud metaphysical tredtisrs, some
verses were discovered. OF these pearl, OF pOcs} tAc
following are saulples-thc fist verse containing
most remarkable statement:
Tho precious Dew. 10 crecps along,
Singing lts TOudtOIa Iiil" song
Iisieu. aud YOU VII hear IL tal
From plant 10 plant, both gIc4; and small.
Mothers have looked On doctors Wild.
IInumg 1lat tnfy would save fhClr enid,
The doctor Lled. but aii Iu VAN;
The BABY persisted Iu lts pain.
The Met Dl-c0YtTy is TIE man
30 take the moisture 10 three parts
And press II TO yOhI acLi"1 u dIt''
THOMAS HUGHE$'S DEPARTURE.
Thomas fin Ines VINO was to leave Nc5-loh for
T.. ,t..,d Sunday morning did sail until JCs