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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-03-23

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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-03-23
HOtcl for Sale.

Buy school Suits ut L. VI. Kahn
a GO'a.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
About the Teeth.

Enough has been spoken and written al
various times upon the abuses of civilized
life, and especially of refined society, to
induce us TO confess that the constitution
of man has deteriorated, and that the teeth
have shared in the degeneration of organ.
ism. One of the most conclusive proofs OF
this is found In the fact that scientific ira
velers visiting various nations in different
parts of the globe have reported that those
people who breathe a pure atmosphere,
who drink pure water and eat unadultera-
ted food, who take healthful exercise and
sufficient rest, who dress in a manner that
favors free respiration and free movement
of the body, are wonderfully free from
those diseases that are so common among
people of more civilized nations, and
possess teeth that are seldom, during q
long life, attacked by any disease. 1t is q
reasonable assertion. then, that if We
would endeavor to initiate the healthfu
manner of living of these nations-whicf
we could do very nearly and still retain al
our claims to civilization-if We would eai
bread made of unbolted -four, and othel
things containing liberal amount o.
phosphates, we could make decided i'm
preston for the better upon the teeth Of thu
coming generation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
Too Many Fares.

A few davs ago a stranger was moving
down Third Street, Louisville. He was in
crooked condition. 1t was not the length
of the street, but the width that bothered
him so much. In one hand he carried a
hat box and umbrella, aud in the other a
gripsack; while under each arm were stuff-
ed several domestic-looking bundles. He
was evidently making for the boat.
On reaching the wharf he stepped aboard
and proceeded Immediately to the cabin.
| Tumbling into a chair, with his baggage
scattered around his feet, he was oblivious
10 all that was passing, and remained SO
till he was aroused by the Captain, who
shook him persistently and yelled the word
''ticket." Our stranger indicated that he
had no ticket.
Fare, then," demanded the Captain.
''How muzhin
| He was told, and he handed his loose
change 10 the Captain, who took the proper
amount. He was soon snoring again.
Half an hour passed, and the Captain
again made his appearance.
''Fare.n
'How muzh-"
The amount as stated before; the stran-
ger ponied up and again fell asleep. This
thing was gone over four times, and when
the Captain for the fifth time aroused the
sleeper. he had sobered up little, and was
evidently as mad as hornet. Looking
daggers at the indefatigable collector he
muttered:
'Look a ere, why don't you elect all
your fare at once? What you come 'sturb-
ing man in this way fort How much to
Cincinnaii!"
Cincinnati l'yelled the Captain. ''This
the feTFyboat."
The last seen of our travelling friend he
was standing on the wharf with his baggage
in his hand and CARLOAD of levee mud on
/ bis boots.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
Our Special Domestic Department..

Indian Pudding; Wash little Indian;
stuff with meat, butter and eggs. Add
little wine-though the Indian generally
prefers rum. Bake over a slow fire.
Ginger Snaps: Take some ginger. Stir
in piece of borrowed butter, and the same
quantity of molasses and sugar. Mix with
flour. Bake until it snaps.
To Sweeten Pickles Sprinkle sugar over
a couple of old maids.
Sauce for Pudding: Make your pudding
50 thai it will not be fit to eat. Your hus-
band will furnish the sauce. Don't let il
become too peppery.
Boston Bread Take some beans;
quantity of flour; some more beans; some
salt few beans. Bake in q stove or an
oven. Of puns were permissible in this de-
partment, we might throw a shadow of
gloom over the reader by remarking that
the people who take most kindly to the
beans are Boston Bred
Onion Soup: Take few onions also q
few soup. Put the onions in the soup or
the soup in the onions; it is immaterial
which. Cook them. If too thick, make
it thinner; il too thin, make it thicker.
''Slap Jacks: Tease your Jack until he
slaps your face; then slap jacks.
Johnny Cake: Take quart of butter
and half pound of milk; mix. Place in
the oven. See that there is fire in the
oven. When baked, give seven of them to
Johnny. These will be sufficient to make
one stummy cake.
Peach Mangoes: Procure apeck OF choice
peaches; set them on the dining-room Ia
BILE. When Charley returns home from
office, watch how readily the man goes for
ten
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
Many Wants.

John Scott wouldn't pay his fare on
street-car because the car wasn't painted
blue. When put off, he hunted I'D a
saloon, but refused to pay for his drink be-
cause the bartender didn't resemble the
poet Milton. When arrested he found
fault because the officer didn't wear a gold
watch, and though locked up In the bridal
cell he didn't like the pattern of the Brus-
sci carpet, the pose of the ter-table,
nor the way jah had slanted the pillow
shams
The court leaned over the desk to see il
the prisoner was still there, and said:
Il suppose you put in plea of guilty?"
''No, DON'T" exclaimed the little man,
bobbing his bald head around Il refuse
to plead at all, do | want the policeman
to call carriage and return me to the very
spot on which he arrested mel'
''In thirty days you will come out"
said his Honor as he picked up commit
ment.
''Does this court dare sentence me TO
felon's cell without further proof than this
officers storyl' screamed John.
''She thinks she does," was the solemn
reply.
Il want some lawyers and witnesses"
howled the little mani want an adj
journment-I want breakfast, / will
never enter a bastile, sir-never-neverl"
Thirty days, and by that time the first
watermelons will be here" mused the
court.
81 won't have no watermelons, sir-I
won't even look at them!" persisted the
particular prisoner
Come, birdie, come, " said Bijah in re-
sponse to a nod from the desk
The little man wouldn't
''Come in and I'll tel you a bear story.r
whispered Bijah.
The little man was ready to die first.
'Well, you know, once there was a bear
with about sixteen feet depth of hold"
said the old man, as he picked up the little
baldhead IN his arms, '1and he used to stay
out late at nights, cuff the children around
when he got home, and twit his patient
wife with having broken her leg while
sliding off hay stack. Well, as time went
On-On-On-
The audience could near no more-noth-
ing more than the yelps and yells of the
prisoner, who was carried along as mother
carries babe. When the omnibus came
around Mr.. Scott objected to taking ride
because the vehicle didn't have blue glass
windows, but he was gently lifted in and
tied to seat by his coat-tall.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
Sweets.

The most delicious ana expensive of the
things to be found on the confectiOners'
counters are the crystallized apricots, figs,
amber and green lines, pears and green
cages, and most of the persons who buy
them select them almost piece by piece,
making up their boxes to suit themselves.
The fashion of doing this has come up
within the last few years, and the confec-
TONERS who first allowed it made large pro-
fits and greatly increased demand for the
better class of candies. A customer fits
from jar to jar and case to case saying.
''Give me this, and this, and this" until
she can see nothing else that she wants,
smiles little when she is told how much
the whole weighs, and pays for pound
and half of candy instead of the pound
that she meant to buy. Sherbert candy.
made up of three thin, lozenger shaped
layers of sugar. different in colors and
flavor, is favorite with high school girls,
and so are the cream walnuts and crystal
lized walnuts. Dyspeptics piously avoid
the last two things, which are rather less
disgestible that melted butter, but they
look so nice with their brown skins peeping
through their coats of white sugar, and
they are so tempting in the long thick bars
into which they are sometimes made, that
they please every body. Two other kinds
of bar candy, the grated and sliced cocoa
nut, are much liked and are much sold for
children's parties, at which it is desirable
to have pretty dishes of confectionery, as
well as broken into bits and mixed with
other things for boxes. 1t would be pos
sible to have varied stock and candies of
many prices without going beyond the class
of chocolates, which grows larger and larger
every year. There are several kinds of
plain chocolate lozenges, and next to them
in cheapness come the nonpareil chocolates,
which are loznenges studded with drops of
sugar looking like homeopathic pills for
fairies Cream chocolates may be filled
either with vanilla or orange, as one pleases,
and some confectioners use rasbeIry and
other fruit favors. Vanilla cream choco-
lates have little cherries inside them, max
ing delightful mingling OF sour, sweet and
bitter, and the almond caramel, which
comes in little cubes cased in paper, ranks
next in excellence. This paper wrapping
is an improvement added the last few years
for convenience in packing, chocolate be
ing any thing but beaut!fier to pink or
white candies that lie next to it for any
length of time. Almonds are cased both
in plain chocolate and in mixture of choco-
late and sugar that crystalliZas upon them,
in plain sugar poured upon them in the
form of a thin sirup and making the variety
known to the trade as rough. and in smooth
almonds which are polished by constantly
moving the pan in which they are dried.
In the last variety the nut is not burned;
in the others it is. The name OF Jelly
chocolates sounds imposing, but the things
themselves are rather disappointing aud
seem rather tame after chocolate creams,
but they are liked by the admirers of soft
caDdipS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
Irish Match Making.

While the landlady was at work in New
York, recently, two old men strolled IN for
refreshment. One of them was evidently
small farmer. He wore his hat down
over his eyes, and appeared occupied by
matter Of some weight. Talking 10 him
earnestly and in low tone, his compan-
ion, an old fellow with shabby hat. shiny
breeches, and much worn shoes, looked
about him with cunning eyes for the most
retired nook, and pulling out an old stool
said:
''Sit We there, man, and well have pint
and talk"
The colorless pOtheen was served them.
and each drank tumblerful of it as if it
had been water.
snow, man." said the smaller and older
of the two, why not make match be-
tween them? He is q smart lad, and she
is fine girl. God bless her. Just say
what will you give her. and we can have
done with it before the game is out
''Well," said the farmer, after pulling
and cracking all his fingers, II will give
her cabin, a quarter acre of land, with
potatoes titled and brought to the door,"
There was a profound silence on the
other side
81 will give her a fine feather bed"
Every good, very good" said he with
the cunning ewes, ''We'll have another
pint" They were served with the fiery
liquid and smacking their lips over it de-
clared it the best
The players must be near through" "
The farmer, staring in the bottom of his
cup, added. Il will give her fifteen pounds
in gold"
A short quick laugh from his companiou
was the response: That's very good, man;
you are doing well. God bless you"
Her mother will give heI the best of
petticoats-and that is about all"
And enough it is, if her mother would
not forget the old silver beads, 80 that she
can prepare her soul-for Heaven when the
end comes"
''What, then" said the other, little
definitely, ''has your boy got Z"
Drawing his stool closer, and fixing his
little gray eyes on the old man, he said L:
''Sorra ha'penny; but he IS good lad for
all of that, and can knock as much work
out of a day as any boy in the country, and
IN fight can bate anybody that stands be-
fore him."
sit is not fighting man that want for
my daughter" responded the farmer, tes-
tily. There's little good comes of it."
''Well, well, he need not do that same,
but he's good for it if wantin'"
''Fll stand for the money, as he's nate,
tidy boy" The farmer was somewhat
modified. 'Ill buy HIM a boat and he can
knock his living out of it,
''Long life to ye! Shall it be next
Thursday? I'll stop tonight to see the
priest and have it already"
To my horror, the farmer now called for
another pint, with which they sealed their
bargain.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
The Railway up vesuvius,

The station is situated on level spot on
the west side of the mountain, about half
an hours walk from the observatory. The
constructors of the railway have adopted
the American double iron rope system.
There are two lines of rails, each provided
with carriage divided into compartments
and capable of holding six persons While
one carriage goes up the other comes
down, thus establishing a counterpolse,
which considerably economies the stream
of the stationary traction engine. The in
cline is extremely steep, commencing at
Surty degrees, increasing to sixty-three de-
grees, and continuing at fifty degrees to
the summit. Every possible precaution
has been taken against accident, and the
railway itself is protected against possible
flows of lava by and enormous wall. The
ascent will be made in eight to ten minutes,
while before it required from one to two
hours. To obtain the necessary supply OF
water, large covered cisterns have been
constructed, which in winter will be filled
with the snow that often falls heavily on
Vesuvius. This snow will be quickly
melted by the internal heat, and, besides
the water thus obtained, the frequent rain.
fall will also be conducted into the cisterns.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
The UNDER DOG In THE FIGHT.

l know that the world, that the great big
world,
Frcm the peasant up to the king,
Has differeLt tale from the tale tell.
And different song to sing.
But for ne-and care not a single fig
IL they say l am wrong CT am right
shall always go in for the weaker dog,
For the under dog in the fight
know that the word, that the great big
world,
VIII never a moment stop
To see which dog may b. in the fault
But will shout for the dog on top.
But fer me. / shall never pause to ask
Which dog may be in the right;
For my heart will beat, while it beats at all
For the under dos in the fight.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

Ought engagements be long or short ?
1t has often been said that nothing
helps so much as being engaged to the
| girl whom lie loves, and for whom he
works to prepare suitable hcme. The
solicitude of David Copperfield's friend /,
Traddles, to buy bits of furniture
| flower pots and such like-for the house
where he and his betrothed were to
dwell, was pretty thing and much 10
be commended; but, on the other hand
it is undeniable that long engagements
have their drawbacks, especially if The
young people see much of each other
during the periOl of probation. In
this case much of the rythm is taken
Off the poetry OF courtship, and no less
gliding of the prospects of marriage.
There may be great deal to say
against the policy of wedding in haste,
but young people who take each other
for better or for worse, in all the illu-
sion of mutual trust and admiration, go
through time of ecs,acy unknown to
those who marry quite nationally. The
honeymo0ns OF such pairs are halcyon
epochs to be remembered all a life
long, asd if the after periods seem dull
and loveless by comparison, yet it is
something to haye lived, for however
brief time, up to the highest idea of
felicity. Besides, there is no little
sweetness in having faced the first
hardhips of life together. If young
couple have 10 encounter poverty and
if they conquer it side by side, tighten
ing all their labors by sharing them
and diminishing their troubles by mu-
tual consolation and encouragement,
they forge links which must bind their
hearts closer and closer together. l
like TO see snug young man stacking
up money in L bank against his we'd
ding day, while his future wife looks
on complacently at the operation as
if to say: "Thomas must earn a good
many more dollars before he can furn-
ish house good enough for me; - but
like still more to see young husband
and wife who have feathered their nest
together. 1t is pleasant to hear a smil-
ing woman remark, "We had nothing
when we married, but see now how
cosy We have made our house" This
means that there has been cheerful
hard work on the one side, thrift and
self denial on the other-in fact, union.
After all, the yoke of marriage is an
apparatus that should sit on two pairs
of shoulders; and there is nothing very
seemly in seeing girl wait to wear
her own part of it until 1t has been
nicely padded with quilted satin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

We need TO change our standard.
Men must be honored in proportion to
their virtue, and considered rich by
the measure of integrity. Life is so
much wasted that it loses the divine
idea, which Is, not the number of q
mans ideas, but the character Of his
lite.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02
PRICE 81 PER BOTTLE
Or Sig Bottles for Is.

Delivered to any address free from observe'
tion. -.oeyv.
Patients" may consult BY letter, receir, y.
ing the same attention as py cAhns' ~
answering the following questions'
l. Give your name and postomce aaasesss
county and State, and your nearest eApA~
Office ,?
. Your age and sex?
g. Occupatioaf
L. Married or singlef
s. Height, weight, now ana IN neai'a'
g. How long have you been sickf
Z. Your compile xion, color OF mar anu eyS'
8 Have you q STOPPING or erect 9ait, ,r
O. Relate without reservation eh
know aoout your case. Enclose one o Sn..
as consultation fee. Your letter VIII tao1 o.,
receive our attention. and we VIII givc ~
the nature of your disease and our csuoio
opinion concerning q cure. .-..
Competent Physicians attend 70 Co.roS
nondents, All letters should Dc eooI ~
. Di.pensatory, 1911 RUPERT treet' Enns
aelphia, Pa.
H.T. HELMB0LD.
Druggist and Chemist.
PhiladslvAiA -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

Real estate In Boston costs less now
than it has in several years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

Helmbold's Buchu
Invigorates the Stomach,
And stimulate. the torpid Livey. Bowels.
and Kidneys to healthy action, In cleansnk
the blood OF all impurities. and fmpartins
new life and vigor to the whole system.
A single trial will be quite sumcient "
convince the most hesitating OF Its YaluApis
remedial qualities.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

For Debility, Loss of Memory. Indisposi-
ton To Exertion or Business, Shortness OF
Breath, Troubled with Thoughts of Disease.
Dimness of Vision, Pain in the Back, Chest,
and Head. Rush OF Blood to the Head, Pale
Countenance, and Dry SKIN
II these symptoms are allowed to go on,
very frequently Epileptic Fits and Con-
sumption. follow. When the constitution
becomes affected It requires the aid Of an
invigoraling medicine to strengthen and
tone up The systeuf-which
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-02

Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, cough,
Dizziness, Sour stomach, Eruptions, BAD
Taste In the Mouth, Palpitation OF tue
Heart Paia in the region OF the kttneys'
and a thousand other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-07-23
County Judges Office,

YTNO THE Parents and Guardians of Dallas
County: Under the new school law all
in my Office before the first day of August. The
distribution OF the available school fund, set
apart to this county by the State, must be made
on the 2nd day OF August; therefore you will see
how necessary 1t is that steps should be taken
at once, toward organizing school communities,
to the end that no child in Dallas county within
The scholastic age should be deprived of the
money set aeait by the state for its education.
Printed applications IN blank can be had by APP
plying at my ONCE, trust that every neigh
borhood will organize themselves Into school
communities at once, and each and every one
work together harm oniOusly in the determine
ton to assist in building up the public free
school system Of oar county r. Il. BURKE;
County Judge, Dallas Co.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-07-23

II was dragged down with debt, povarty
and suffering for years, caused by a sick fam
lily and large bills for doctoring, which did
them no good. l was completely discour
aged, until one year ago, by the advice of my
pastor, | procured Hop Bitters and com
menced their use, and in one month we were
all we'll, and none of us have seen sick day
since, and want to say to all poor men, you
can keep your families well year with Hop
Bitters for less than one doctors visit will
cost / know it. A Workingman."
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-07-23
A word of warning to Counterrei.ers

The widespread fame of Hostetters,
Stomach Bitters causes necessity on our part
to remind, from time to time, whom it may
concern,of the fact that initiating said article
is punishable offence, and we now give this
word of caution, that we will most assuredly
have all those persons engaged in re-flling
our secondhand bottles, selling by the gallon
or barrel, or in any manner whatsoever palm
ing off on the public spurious article pur-
porting to be our preparation, punished to
the full extent of the law. We never fail to
convict, as the New Orleans and St. Louis
county records fully affirm.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-07-23
A Wise Deacon.

"Descon Wilder, | want you to tell me
how you kept yourself and family SO we'll
the past season, when all tho rest of us have
been sick so much, and have had the doctors
running to us so long"
"Bro Taylor, the answer is very easy.
used Hop Bitters in time and kept my family
well and saved large doctor bills. Three
dollars worth oft kept us all well and able
to work all the time, and will warrant il
has cost you and most of the neighbors one
to two hundred dollars apiece to keep sick
the same tine. guess You'll take my med
icine hereafter" See other column.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-07-23

A some of the dealers in the Home Sans.
tive Cordial felt uncertain whether they
could sell it as a medicine, and free from q
liquor occupation tax, we beg to state that in
the trial of case recently decided in the
county court ofElis county. at Waxahschie,
who're Mr.. Benjamin White was presented
70, selling, in violation of the local option
law, the defense established that the Home
Sanative Cordial was compound tincture
of calisaya and iron. The jury pronounced
it real medicine, and declared the defend
ant not guilty. 1t is thus medicine in the
eyes of the law, and dealers can sell
it without paving occupation liquor tax.
Very respectfully,
THE HOME BITTERs COMPANY,
St. Louis, Mo.