, 1880-10-09

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II u hese for suseeptib!e people who 50 70
theatres to be content with the seats they
occupy and never wander behind the scene.
When one of the tender and emotional
artases walks of from the glare Of the foot
lghn aud says In . purely drama ic way
that she il going out into ! garden o'
roses, or that sEe is ''g going TO meet Romeo
OF Adouis IN an Arbor. where the cascad.s
are creamy and the birds are on the wing.
give the girl chance and believe whit s'e
says Sit still where you are and never
doubt. Weep for the female a. che vanishes
and 60 with her in your mind II Is sweeI
to be lured to slumber by the thought that
the fair young thing is being ba,hed in pear
ly dew drops. II is comforting To think
that she is twsnging the guitar in some
Arcadia. and that cavalier is dying 10 VII
her affections. But if you ar, not con'en-
to do this. and insist on going out with her
m persoa, don't fe;ldish-ar enei If you COM
back raying about hlasted hopes and dissipa-
ted visions. Now ther~ are
THE PgIMA poSNAs
Of the Gaiety How they move like tn
Graces befor. the eye, while the stage Jewels
fash npoh their Symmetrical limbs. Tia
Bloom Of Youth stands out on their faces
and they smile As swe-tly as though they
| were scaling the walls of New Jerusalem
As they move away the susceptible mr'd
follows them into the realm Of delight. The
man who has been there" knows better
He knows 'ha. they have gone back to raise
thunder with the "snide thing" that re-
ceived more encoreS than they. To tell hei
that she had better 20 and jump into the
creek, or to order the ''supe" to bring a
pitcher OF beer, and then, after ol,taining the
desired fuid to guzzle 1t down III q way thai
would soften the hardest hearts After the
show the manager generally has a row with
| five or SIX Of the "stars, such as the
QUEEN OF soSo,
the aerial artist or the leading danseuse
| Then comes the stutfing of tights and tinsel
into the hand bag and the marching away
net to walk the floor and study their line" )"
in the watches Of the night or 20 pine over
sentimentalities. but to 90 20 some "beer
| JOINT " or chop house and satisfy the "inner
man." There are few sights in this great
world so full of tenderness so calculated 10
wake up the emotions OF the heart, as that
| where the bald headed man trudees along
with the /" travelling bag in hand belonging
to one Of these spri,es. leading the way to 3
lunch stand. II there is one thing in which
these artiees excel in, It lie their appe.ites,
THE BALD HEADED MAN,
who has been doing the amiable so long, has
unburdened his mind to the irr-pressible re-
! porter of the SrATEsMAs He says: TT.
| think should be left at last, after throw
ing up so much good sugar to satisfy that
girls appetite" and here lie wept as did the
| reporter IN sympathy, for he also has been
there. He says she orieren soup three times
and got II every time she ordered He
| thinks he should be the gamer If he had pur-
| chased meat shop with stack ami hsi e
whole amount "dlshed up" And the sal d.,
confectionery AID wines she ct On the out
side Of nearly parslyzel him and then 20
top the whole thing off she wanted To get {.
d,sh of clam ehvwder fr"m
"JAcK. IN THE Sun AND SAND"
The 3. H. man SAID alsn tha. be was
growing rhIn from the sight of hack bis.
feed for the poodle and laundry bills, which
ssre daily appearing. The young man. Who
has been attending the Opera House, has
been m"re successful Ia his dreams. Ia but
CIV Instances can he See his hearts" de-
sire but from the stage, and consequently is
better oil in pocket. But some times he is
more successiu, and IS admitted hehiud the
stage only to find that the Cascades are
but rude affairs. the tinsel is not gold and
he stars here also look ANYTHING hut bet.
f..r fort fha e