The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-01-20

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The Hconsili~ .idsx.ti~! M. = v-'y it,
'~re-,,ne article headed, 'P,.~sre RI ScSr'~;
p-t,icos's" ut. oi v, r"S ns-n IL, S,-s.S.i.
csn s:i-e aid sss III. are u.., -, ss.si'i
ii .rSr.,s I.-i,is,.a,- ia, =, ..,,i sab right
up t.. ;h-'n "a every .,v.srria.i'y-
Si,~ snfe u bite Mister ci-.si,
AL sU,tone,t d"~n r. ..f-
! stumbling e.,;ts.. sn.i he tIe
] ;hink SNs nv: -ss~ w..s-.
\ ick.-v hat -aJ - l..r rt~~-
si,s csrri~d = sNt...
AIG all sho saw h.r canL.G'. tell
Ths lady iE,n' s-",".
--J.jvns~ .1y E.S-.,s.
she wore her hair all banged i-hind.
\ long switch" hanging dosn.
A love OF . hDGa~s -, -. her heed.
AHd .he -. .qus~s-d around:
4 b.w knot ss.bb-j t~iore her head
\ beau catcher, VOC big tool,
And sh"-e Who ssw her trip along,
Swore abe ~. equal 10 . mule.
The Enprs.. III Kn-sia rent. Eve villa
II Cannes, where she has several ply sicisns
aud many prie-,s OF the Grs~k Church. -
y. LS~s Pss:. Di-Pc,eA.
Indeed? Thea il i.,.'s v.ndsrful %
many p~op!e arc diving lheresbou's. But
,sy. d,~s il nsually take "msny psi-s's" N
give . woman spiritual enn,ola,ios? Well
oct our bouts Hesry w.rd Beeeher wo0d
he ~ mnch - any woman could sell ssssd.
-->one New York parsie. have offered q
priss for the bsss device fnr rapidly empty
'nx ,h-sssr.-ExeAanss.
Berry Mitchell is jn-, n"v sadly in need
al r.b, and xe'il sarrsn, that be Gill On.
;irr.. NIL the ball.
III woman had the balio, What would
she d. With il! y.lis sa exchange. Fssser
il I'm behind and parade the streets With it.
Imagining !, wss ~,me nss-fsshicned bus-
tie, you iool. Ak ''Fi.s Bite" something
hard next time.
-"NrSer leave whst YOU un.irrtske us
II. y"u c>n reach Your Srns- around il snc
cIinch ynur hand q. the oth-s -:.i~," sas,
q rr--n,iv puhii-h-,. n.-.k ior Young msn
-Elcl.G.s,
ras,'- iu-t exactly VIA. We tod ~nifkin-
IS. Fifth street.. Bat sf,er The yiel had i.rxur
q. .~rs,1s. the oil m.n walked al With :
-.i.'u'.i---Uarr-let saot gun, s.i ia. oil ia.,,
.,ruck . back ,csion swir: a.es 'I.r :ci
aide ~ h:s head. he thoash: "ur sdvis'
sa..'t worth \ cea', sn.i so,k 20 i,is heel,
"A young lady write that ".,--e, IN ..-I
Ss,s are the richest di.d-m 4. wou'sm'
-oai a-pirs- to."-Eioaaagx-
The m,a Who v.1Id ki.s y pretty girl ce
the brn~ while her liz. ssse hsnginx like
j~w dsoI.- IRON aower, - either u fool o'
On pii"t. and mort yorn2 zirls suuld iua
aIine he Ma isn'L.
"A sms!i boy never wi-hs> ~ "a. twins
except xh<n Iwo different Sunday -ci..ol
Chri.tmn- tresA ere heine held the came
evening - .NasasAos bsd<Ye.d<ns
Perhaps not, bn, usns large hov wishes
be wAs twins when he sess sirs 81 his &c
quaintsnse ,ryin. to climb over 8 high rail
iserr.
An English girl sants TO know how
long girls should be eousl~d.-EaaAas9e
Well, il il hard To tell. Our opinion
however. il that long girl. should be eourssd
in the came manner - sn"rt oass. In csss
the girl " toe long abe nigh: uhisper a
her lover ,hst b. hsd heller bring around
. step-:adder shen ne comes; bet no young
man wants 70 be carrying . s.sp-Is.lde'
around evrsyvhere he eoes. In TACT, ~
give II % cor candid opinion thu, long yirb
shouldn't b cour,rd =, al.
Mis-. Emua Abb.sI says ths, "ss,,ins
married sxrrrs sish good singers"
Y~, E~.. you're right. Il .oesen. the
voice. expands the long, eni.rses he M.
der sniios. xresa~- the sidrsy.. swssssua
ih~ -, snd-buI uhsi'. the use? W.
nigh: keep oo oil nigh, telling At the bsee-
e.. xord sisees- derive from getting msr-
ried. Hurry up AMI sss married, E@ and
in the conr.e OF year 'es y. ku"v the -
.u.t.
An ambitious hat mi-guided Woman,
10 Lyons, Mes York, w-.t into . dreS-
osker's e~lsblishmsns the other day and
had her dre-s -'6t,ed' until one Of her rib
vas hSokeo.-EaeAnss.
This "ayhs to Be- . SD warning To Mi..
souri girl. Hessers! think Of il. All
sha, pressure ssssed M - desert air,
When. ii spread over TOO ~ shrss Snsday
nights on one disan o. socking chair, il
might have ~sds . young ssss bspp.
foo:ish girl!