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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

AsrATIC CHOLERA Cholera Morbus. Summer
Complaint, ColiC Sour stomach, Diarrlitpa and
Chlldren or adults are cured at once by DR..
JAY es Carmipatlva t,aisam. 1t allays the ir.
ritatlon ana "a ms tho action OF tho stomach,
anu being pleasant 10 the taste, is an accepta.
Ole remedy to tho youngest In the family.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

The man who visited an Insane
asylum on the Fourth OF July found it
much moro quiet than any other spot
he struck. 1t secmel to him that the
crazy people we're all outside and none
in the asylum.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

LEMON JELLY.-One ounce Of isin-
glass and pound and halt of loaf
sugar; three lemons, pulp, skin and
over the isinglass; add the rest; mix
and steam; pour 1t In a regular form to
cool. Ii the lemons are not fresh add 4
little cream Of tartar, or tartaric acid.
We prefer Il third Of a teaspoonful OF
citric acid, crystals, dissolved in u lit
tie water; and always usc the acid in
any case, 1t gives better tart. Cook
the mixture until smooth and llquid
1t is unnecessary that iJ should boil {;
make the day previous to the one on
which it is required; keep on ice un-
I'll just before 1t Is served. Now
think ! have given you ancient and
modern jelly. Use gelatinc, ono ounce
(morc moucrn)
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

SPANISH CREAM.--rEr0e pints of
m ilk poured on one ounce of yelatino
to soak ono hour, six eggs, eight table
spoontuls sugar. Beat sugar and yolks
together, and pour into the boiling
milk, and then pour this mixture OF
tho white of tho eggs, which have been
previously well beaten. Flavor with
Vanilla. put 1t in Il mould; when cold
serve with cream.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

WE know Of many cases where
women have had their home duties
greatly lfghtcncd by use of Dobbins'
Electric Soap, (made by Cragln & Co.,
ihiladclphia). We. advise YOU to try
lt and satisfy yourself of Its merit.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

TIE vo1taIo bolt Co., Marshall, Mich.
WIN send their celebra,e cd Electro VoltAs.
esitS to the afflicted upon 80 dayss trial.
speedy cures guaranteed. Thoy mean What
hey say. Write TO thom without dslay
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

"THAT scrman did me good" said
one friehd to another after hearing an
eloquent preacher. "Wc shall see -
was tho reply.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

A YOUNG woman at Alden, Iowa.
said she "wished to heaven that she
might die that day" A terrible storm
nrsse immediately, with thunder and
lightning, and she imagined that it had
some relation to her case. fastening
to church, she knelt and prayed !:
ooh, Lord, didn't mean it when
said wanted to die. Please don't let
the lightning hit me.''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

SLEEPLEss nights and cherries days
will be prevented if you use DR.. Bulbs
Baby Syrup to induce sleep and COM
posure for the baby. Price 25 cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

A STATISTICAL barber in PM adelphia
says that the longest cared men want
their hair cut the shortest. just why
an ohio editor wants to have is head
shaved, we can t understand.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

FISHING can be made comfortable by
taking cot a.ong & and placing It under
shade tree by the banks of a stream.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

Nor long ago, In the Court Of Scs-
sions, an Irish lawyer, while arguing
with earnestness his cause, stated a
Doint which the court ruled out.
"Well," sail the attorney, "if it PLACE
the coort, II am wrong in this, have
another point that Is equally as con-
CiuSiYc."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

1T Is strange how much better a
photographer can take picture to
hang IN a showcase than he can for a
customer.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

"WHERE do the old palmltaf fans
go2" inquiries an exchange. "They
don't 60 anywhere. They stay In the
other peWs.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28
SOLD BIZ DRUGGISTS.
TO THE PUBLIC.

OF DIR. RAILWAYS old esta6iished r. r. r. ESsI.
pns than tho base and worthless innitattono AZ
mem mel H. ;as there arc False Rosolventa, RoiiAn
s,, soo that tho nsme "Radway" u On WhA} yoI
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

IHE good mother and tho acces sible
slipper always make a spanking team.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

THE horseshoe doesn't bring good
luck when the horse applies It.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

AN exchange speaks Of man who
"is but one step removed from an ass. "
He'd better nuke 1t three or tour. The
animal has long reach backward.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

81 AM very much afraid of light
ming" said aprctty young lady. "And
we'll you may be-" 1epliei despairlng
lover, cas- your heart is made of steel.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

VEGETINE is acknowledged by all
classes of people to be the best and most
reliable blood purifier in tho world.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

AN old gentleman who had passed
eighty years, committed suicide be-
cause his wife had recently died. This
story was related to a young lady, who
haughttly remarked, Aud did he kill
himself, so that he need not marry
again %
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

MERELY because a man has a scold
ing wife 1t Is no sign he should liuuor
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

In the school one Sabbath, while in-
stru"ting the children, the teacher COM
pared himself to shepherd. and then
inquired what the latter did with his
flock. One bright-eyed little fellow
promptly replied, "IIe she;ts them."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

POLISHING FURNIT URE.-TO clean
furniture, especially the surface OF Il
finely polished piano, we will give our
lady friends Il receipt better than any
In the books. Take Il washbowl half
full OF ,epid water and little fine
toilet soap and Il tablespoonful ofsweet
oil. hlp Il piece OF old flannel in this,
and apply it to the wood, rubbing
Wig orously for while; then exchange
this for II piece of old, soft, fine cotton,
not linen, as that leaves its fibres OF
lint, and rub with this Il while, tlnish-
ing with fresh piece OF the same rag
until the liquid application is thorough
ly removed. All these su rcessvc app -.
Gu ions arc to be made to o @ particular
spot OF the wood no longer than can be
worked with single stroke OF the arm
and that to be finished before fresh
place is to be treated. When tho whole
piano has been done over in this way
ct should take two hours, at least, to
do 1t wrlD, 1t will look as good as new,
and far better than if rctnished by an
ordinary workman. This Is the best
application for that purple cloud that
comes over polished wood surface in
damp weather. OF course n judlcious
person Will be very sparlng OF the IL
Yuld, although She has Il wash-bowl
half full Of ii, and will not use enough
to drip on the carpet, or to penetrate TO
the interior OF the piano.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

A WEST HILL man invented Il fire
eXtinguisher, but WAS unable to get Il
patent OH 1t. lie changed the name
OF his invention, and got patent on
1t rs Il churn. This answered quite as
we'll, and it would amaze you to sot
how the country rights are going oil
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

SALADE DE FRUITS This French
dessert Is simple and good. Take coual
parts OF strawberries or raspbcrrics,
red and white currents and very ripe
cherries, aud remove all the stalks and
the stones from tho cherries. Sprinkle
generous quantity of powdered lump
sugar oyer the truit-it will be hard to
get It too swcet-and a wine-glass Of
the best pale French brandy or more
according to the quantity Of fruit, toss
l'gntly until the sugar Is all dissolved
and servo.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

IF you arc troubled about tho grain
chest with mice, watch Tor their holes
and scatter ltile cJppcras in them.
A few grains will drive them away,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

THOUSANDS upon thousands Of child
rem dlo annually Of those diseases in
ctdent to elrly childhood; whereas, II
Dr. BTll's Baby Syrup were used in
time. their lives would In all proba-
bilitY Do saved.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

10 MAKE now hair grow, use CARB,-
LINE, deodorizcd extract Of petro-
lcum. This natural petroleum hair
renewer, rs recently Improved, is the
only thing that will really produce
new hair. 1t Is u delightful dressing.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

Tree Culture on Waste Land.-Ilither-
TO the abundance oi natural timber In
this country has made 1t easy to dis
pense with timber culture, and tor the
most part our land owners have taken
little interest in such slow-growing
crops. This state of things, however,
Is rapidly passing away. The demand
for special woods Tor manufacturing
purposes Is steadily and rapidly I'M
crensing, while tho natural supply is
diminishing and must ultimately be-
come quite ina eluatc. Meantime there
are millions oi uvrcs OF land suitable
for timber culturcand for nothing else,
except poor pasturage that our land
owners arc allowing TO lio waste and
idle for lack Of Il little forothought,
and too frequently our wOulu-be thirt-
ty farmers Will risk their surplus
means In wildcat speculatl0ns, promis-
Ing but never yielding large and spec
dy returns, when tho same money
spent in planting timber would soon
convert their worthless swamps and
stony places into valuable properties.
a CORES pondent, writing from Wiscon-
sin, tells OF piece Of land that
was planted with walnut twenty
three years ago. The land was
Hooded every sprihg and summer,
uui was UNIV lol utlS oIulnnfy Cultl-
walton. The trees are now from six
teen to twenty inches through, and
have been sold for $27 900. No partl.
culars are given as to the cost of
planting the grove or tho amount of
attention 1t has had during the years OF
growth. There can be little doubt, how.
ever, that the Investment was small in
comparison wi II there urn and the land
would otherwise have remained entire
ly unproductive. TO the country the
timber crop was 80 much clear gain.
1t Is clear that our national resources
might be enormously increased by a
similar utilization by timber culture OF
lands which are now left unused and
unproductiye; and the planters would
find their groves a surer investment
for tho security of their family
possessions than any savings bank
deposit.
Nstcms that the originul inventor of the
glue, glycerlne and water proces. of co.
pying letters, which has becn extensive
ly introduced within the pas: few years.
has obtained In this country a patent
for his device, dated May 1S, 1880.
Ha obtained patent In Germany two
years ago.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28
OMES1'IC.

THE CARE OF CLoTHING.-A clothes
brush, a wisp broom, bottle Of anu
monia, 3 sponge, a hard brush, cake
of erasive soap, vial Of alcohol, should
form part Of avery toilet. After all
dust has been removed from clothing,
spots may be taken out of black cloth
with hand brush dipped in mixture
ofequal parts of ammonia, alcohol and
water. This will brighten as we'll as
cleanse. Benzine is useful In remov-
Ing grease spots. Spots Of grease may
be removed from colored silks by put
ting on them raw starch made into Il
paste with water. Dust is hest removed
from silk by soft flannel, from velvet
with brush made specially for the
purpose. If hats and bonnets when
taken from the head are brushed and
put away in boxes and covered up In
stead OF being laid down anywhere,
they will last long time. Shawls and
all articles that may be folded should
be folded when taken from tho person
In their original creases and laid away.
Cloaks should be hung up In place,
gloves pulled out lengthwisc, wrapped
In tissue paper, and laid away, laces
smoothed out nicely and folded, If re-
qulsite, 80 they will come out of the
box new and fresh when needed again.
strip OF old black bloudcloth four or
five inches wide, rolled up tightly and
sewed to keep the roll in place, IL bet
ter than sponge or cloth tor cleans
Ing black ana dark-cOlored clothes.
Whatever lint comes from 1t in rub
bling is black and does not show. When
black clothes are washed, as they may
often be previous to making over, fresh
clean water should be used, and they
should DC pressed OH the wrong side
before being quite dry. II washed in
water previously used for white cloth
ing they will be covered with lint.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28
VEGETINE
PuEifies the Blood, Renovates and
Invigorates the whole System.
lTs MEDICINAL PROPERTIES ARE
Alternative, Tonic, Solvent
and Diuretio.

,vegstine g 10 % made exclusively from, the Juices
so strongly concentrated that II Will effectuaily
eradicate from tho system every taint OF 6cro.
fu1a, ScrOfU1Ous III u NOR, Tumors. Can.
cor. CancorOuS llusMor, Erysipelno.
H1lt Rhe0m, ~ ph ilttic Diseases, Can.
Nor, F"tntness at tho St0Ma ach. ana all
eetcs. .1ndt.mmntOry and Chronic Rheu.
mAtisIn. Neur"lgts, Goat and Spinal
Complaints, can only bs erectualfy cured
through the blood.
For Ulcers and Eruptfvo Diseases OF the
Hollis, letter. Scaldhsad and lin9
permanent cure.
For Pains In the Back, Kidney Complafpts
Oropsy. Female weakness. Leucorrhoea, arising
rom internal liberation, and uterine diseases
ano denefal Deoiilcy. VEGErlNE acts directly
upon thu causes Cf these complaints. 1t iuyipo.
rates and strengthens the whole system. ..cts
upon tho 8 cretlve or. ans, allays Inflammation
cures ulceration and regulates the bowels.
For Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Hnbtual Costiyeness
.alpltation Of the Heart. Headache, Piles Merry.
business and General rrOst raj lon of the Neryous
system. no medicine has ever given such per.
Iect satisfaction az ,h9 VEGETlNE. IL pul Inca
the blood, cleanses oil OF tie organs, and DOS.
sesses controlling power over the nervous
Tho remarkable cures ercoted by Yepet,ns
nave induced many physicians and apofhecs.
nes whom we know, to prescribe and use it in
their own families,
In fact, Yegetine is tho best remedy yet dis.
oovered tor the above diseases. and is the only
tho public. f~ o''"A'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28
MAKE HENS LAY,

A EnElish ystsrnery Surgeon and Chemist, row
~ this country, Say that most OF the Aorss
'Ia{; that shertdsns Condition Powder, ar. ssse-
ssItS Win make hens laS ike sserid:nS 0onSltios
tIs tRSIysAsrs Dose one teaspoon 70 1int Of feed.
xanps. i. 3. JOHNSON 4 CO., BanSer, Ne
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28

Those answering an advertisements Will
confer favor upon the advertiser ana the
publisher by stating that they saw the adver.
aseinent In this' ournai tnamins the paper
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-28
WATERPROOF LINEN!

"VTIIV1 TlVOT CTNCV
PATENTED.
LADIES' AND GENTS CUFFS, COLLARS
AND BOSA ny.
METROPOLITAN
These goods are far superior to any Linen Goods
them We would call attention to some Of their 70.
al Eh9 study ECONuMY, NEATNESS and
lot. Tho interler is flne Linen
I'd. The exterior IL ColIuloid
81. The un son of above combines the atropot,, of
LINEN with tho "a:erpr of QuaIitics OF CeiiuloiG
4h: Iho expens- Of wishing 10 saved. If tho
water. ~ ~ ~1 ~
9th Tho goods mover wilt or fray on edges, and
are persp ration proof. " Ne'''"
Eds MOCkRIDGE, Solo Agents for Ponua,,
l8 8North FOURTH st. phila
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-03-12

an inconvenient distance for farmer to
haul his crops and deliver them. On the
whole believe there is promise enough 10
induce US to engage in this culture, and
success would bring a wonderful relief to
our industry already over.taxed with the
competition of the cheap wheat and grass
lands of the far West.
Suppose township association were for
med of 80 or 100 neiphborinp farmers. the
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-03-12
IMPRISONED FOR DEBT.

In Williamsport recently suit was brought
by p. Hope Hepburn, of Catasauqua, against
Brank Peterman, of Muncy, Lycomipg coun-
ty, under the acr of July u, 1912, provid-
ing for warrant Of arrest in civil actions,
The facts are In 1878 the plaintiff and de.
fendant were employed in the construction of
railroad in Brazil by the Collins Brothers,
and while thus engaged Pete7man was taken
sick with the fever, and appealed to Hep.
burn for money to enable him to return
home, saying that his brother at Muncy was
prepared and would honor a draft upon him
that he was in dying condition aud could
not possibly endure the climate of Brazil
that it was matter Of life or death with
him that unless he reached home he would
be dead man, and that a few dollars would
save his life Under these appeals Mr.
Hepburn was induced to endorse a draft for
the requested to enable him to return home
Defendant received the money, returned
home and in due time recovered The draft
however was, dishonOred by the friends Of
Peterman and returned to Brazil protested
In subsequent conversation with Hepburn
he refused to return the money aud told him
he might get it the best he could, Hepburn
re'orted to the law after such an exhibition
Of ingratitude, issued warrant for his ar
rest, and Peterman was brought before Judge
Cummin After full hearing Of the eyi
dence defendant was found guilty and in de
fault of bal was committed to the county
Jail, where he now remains.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-03-12
DON'T UNDERSTAND HIN.

Silas NJ. Sonrhall sat soberly in his Office
the other day, scanning newspaper. sud
enly his eye scintilated as he red.
when you leave yolr business, leave
your business cares behind you. Take in
to the bosom of your family smile of glad.
ness, a pleasant greeting, and loving ca
ress."
"Be George ~ said Sourball, as be rub
bed pmpe on his bald mead that's a
Dod Idea Hang me if | don't try it on.
| guess my folks is as well provided for a.
anybody's; but | han't done much in the
smiling and cares,ing cline lately that's Ger.
tain.
In the evening, Sourball commenced
piacticing smile before he got within q
square of the house, and when he went into
he dining room, his face looked as wrink-
led as an old gun shoe that had been tn, ough
he fire.
"Hoorarl Sally, old gal, how are you
| anyhow" and he grabbed her around the
waist with one arm, and reached for his OIL
est daughter with the other Come give
IS a buss apiece" and giving them both a
aug that cracked the stay aces like pea
nut shells, he waltzed acrorss the floor like
rheumatic saw buck that had the jim jams,
and made an attempt to pat his son and heir
IN the head, but the youth lodged under
the table.
Mrs. Sourball gazed for one instant, and
then lot out scream like scared lOcomo-
tive, as she grabbed up a fiat iron and waved
it bslefuly in the air."
"Oh! you drunken old wretch If you
come within mile of me, III split you to
he waist band with this. Where in the
name of goodness did you get so awful
srnnk?'
Drunk, my dear. | never was so sober
in my life. I'm only throwing aside my
cares and greeting you with smiles"
Smiles; you idotic old bippopotamus; dc
you call thata smile? why you look as though
you'd been struck with palsy and St. Vitus
dance. Do for gracious sake get into bee
before anybody comes in and sees you, ant
she showed him into chair, and jsrked hi,
coat off, shouting "here John, pull off hi'
boots, quick. Martha get some warm sal
and water, till get this liquor out of him
Pnewl you smell like iorty-year old ba,
room."
It's lie.' shouted Sourball. Let me W
tell you, or I'll smear some of you all ovel
he floor, and he sprang to his feet and hi
John kick that reminded i'm of old times
Clear out. Darn you, get around here live
Iy and let's have that supper. If you don
know what kindness is, I'll give you some
thing you can understand
There now, said Mrs Sourball. "Yot
act something like christian; but OH m!
goodness how you did frighten me, for re
ally thought you were drunk or crazy o
something"
"Humph,' ~ grunted Sourball, as he foopcC
himself down at the table I'll take blam
good care you amt frightened that wa.
again"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-03-12
WHAT Is IT ADVISABLE TO DO.

The question then appears how any par
ty wishing to invest the Sl50,000 or more
needed for a complete factory, can satisfy
himself that the locality upon which he
.may light is fitted for successful beet cul
ture. A few failures, such as that of Chats
worth, ILL.,, few years ago, and that which
seems imminent in Maine at the present
time, will not encourage other investors to
invest their capital, unless they can be as
sured that 1.-The beets will be forthcoming in
sufficient quantities and proper quality.
The whole business is in the hands of the
farmers themselves. If anything is to be
risked, it should be hGzarded by those who
hope to be the ultimate gamers and who
will profit more from successful business
than the farmers? To reach product of
even 20 tons per acre will be awork of time
1t required some years to plant the culture
of tobacco in the Connecticut valley, aud
the valleys of Lancaster county, Pa but
now there's millions in the business. IN
The same way we may, feel sure, gradu
ally work up to a product of 20 tons or
more per acre upon such soils as are fit for
the crop, and even more on those that are
unusally adapted to it,
And in the meantime, such crops
ss may be grown will pay well for
their cost and the labor spent, for there
are no roots so valuable tor feeding as sup-
ar beets, and in addition our fields will be
preparing for future use by the needed
weddings given. A factory Of the least size
to be profitable needs 70 tons per day dur
ing $50 days,o say 10000 tons in the season
There would be required to produce these at |
least 800 acres, which, taking one-tenth of |
each farm to be in beets, would cover a space
of 5000 acres or tract equal to eight or
nine square miles. A factory would then
be located / miles from the outside borders
D its tributary producing area by no means
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-03-12
A Cross Baby.

Nothing j. so conducive to a mans re.
naming bachelor "a stopping for one
night at the house of married friend and
being kept awake for five or six hour, b,
the crying of cross baby. An cross ard
crying babies need only Hop Bitter, to make
them well and smiling. Youug man re.
member this Ed.