Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-04
!" She's all right now"

After that did not read much, as one
boy who had climbed up on the roof to
hide his dear little brothers kite fell Oft
and broke his shoulder. We fished
another out of the swill barrel, where he
was standing on his head, and third
one stepped with his bare foot on red
hot stove lid, which the girl had just
dropped on the floor and then, ~ there
wasn't accidents to 60 round, the bal
ance of the children escaped, and we
had dinner.
After We had dined the wounded went
to sleep, the girls to picnic, the re-
mainder of the boys ran away to the
river to 90 in swimming aud get drowned,
Bridget went to confession, and seated
myself comfortably and took up my
book, but had scarcely opened it when
o gentleman, well dressed, tall, broad
shouldered, blonde, and handsome, push
ed open the half closed door, and, bow
ing profoundly, said, "a lovely day,
madam, a lovely day.
One glance of my eagle eye convinced
me that he was an agent of some klnh,
and saying, coolly. ~
Il don't want anything" continued
reading Ia III n
~ beg your pardon, madam, but |
wish to call your attention to-
Thou hadst better have been born
hog than answer my walked wrath" l
read ...r
ITO call your attention to little
invention which hold in my hand, and
which isl go. 100.
80 misery n.a
-"destlned to do more for woman
than any invention that this prolific age
| of invention has yet presented to q pAb-
lie that was waiting and longing for it,
even as maiden longs for her lovers
| kiss"
80 blood Iago, blood"
at is indorsed by the clergy, the press,
and the entire Democratic party, and
"Now, nothing canst thou to damna-
ton greater than this'
and is one that will place the
Inventors name not alone on the top
most round of the ladder of fame, butt
'If there he cords, or knives, poison
or fire, or sufftocating streams, III no,
endure it,"-.'but place it side by side
with the most renowned benetactOrs o.
the human race .....
"What is't you mean"
81 mean that have here a labOr-sav
ing, tme-saving little piece o.
mechanism which no family should b'
without
DIST possible, my lord"
"And, certain Of your approval ant
admiration, l proudly exhibit to you
conscious of the good ] am to you ant
yours, this offspring of inventive &c
Lnius, this little patent nutmeggrater
which,
"Perdition catch my sould"
(which you can have for the small
sum of two cents; and
"Fire and birthstone
--'and yon will aever regret
i 'Unchain that dog shouted ant
the next minute the kindergarten mal
passed ont the garden gate crestfallen
Still bent npon accomplishing IN,
object, had returned to my book bnt
, moment when ! saw my brother-in Law
!, coming up the steps. Heappeared YER.
, much exhaustep; in fact he was SO tire'
he could scarcely walk and bis fac
was SO Redeemed by the sun feared h
would have tit Of spoplexy.
He threw himself on the lounge, and
seeing he was very sick, l asked hir
"Where he felt the worst, and, i'll coul
$ do anything for him ? and he replied il
substance that "He had become OK
cessively warm while sitting on the ban
, waiting for bite, and had drank to
{ much cold spring water" and it was hi
stomach" and to "give him somethin
quick"
, Now did not have the least ide
, what he needed, but, scOrning to b
, called on in the hour of need and tOun
wanting, | rushed into the pantry
brought ont all the medicine, and offere
. him castor oil, extract of vanilla, cOnd
/ ton powders, and Gratfenburg pills, bu
, he was foolishly particular, and wonl
take nothing until | Glanced upon som
+ Seidlitz powders, which he though
Q would be the very thing, and crie(
D "Give me some quick, or it will be to
0 late
Thinking if one was required in ord
$ nary cases two would not be too niue