The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-06-15
PERSONAL AND 0RNRaAL.

--Ne,l~on n~tt~.t syo.,ss' this
--kste FieLi - going back lo Europe.
Tell Your dog I" get ready ior the usual hy
droph"bls Cutlery.
SLIPS are expected to- enter the oy-.n r"lar
sea by the Howgxt".
-I:ly.a slow man all the time there IL, AMI
he will want eternity.
THAT woman who negIeet> her hustsnr-
SHIRT front - longer the wife q. his bo>ons.
Pug noses and irycklas the two greatest
Drawbacks To a woman'> happiness ON earth
-Dairymen say that butter should b. we'll
! worked, and OF course the strongest the best
able to work.
The sO-called bu<y-hre is mostly used for
fables and proverbs, out II takes an euthu>i-
astic hornet 70 sdorn moral and point tail.
The South Carolina democrats have ncmi-
mated on their state ticket OF eight persons -four
generals, twp colonies and one uialor-
Fred Grant has SAID 80 many foolish him. :
that the best friends Vi his father would like O"
.-br:,in the cub. IL they cou:d only get at hi-
brain.
The empress Of Russia aied when asleep AMI
none Of the members oi the imperial family
present, as they were not aware that her death
WAS 80 near.
Mr.. Thomas Mcguire, IL. D.. was a fort
night ago elected a fellow of Trinity college.
Dublin Mr.. Mcguire - the hrst Roman Cathoin
fellow of the college.
When reform spelling becomes universal q
dime novel hero can WRITE kun NV Pro~i
an hotty rase without giving himself dead
away as regards hiS early EDUCATION.
Friends of GOV. Wirtz. Of Louisiana, have
paid S15,WD for a house IN New Orleans, aud
will present u to his wife. Louisiana IL the
state to be governor OF
A mean lie i, only the dark shadow Of
mean theory OF life. The devil Is cunning
enough to upset a mans notions OF honor on
the FIRST step toward uP-ettiDg his actions.
-"Women,'' auoth Jones, "are the salad of
i'te-at once boon and blessing. "In one
way they're salad, indeed" replied Brown, 'th-y
take much time in their DRESSING.
Young men should hesitate before enirriDS
the arena of politics. 4 man become
politician when he will not have much 1T stake
To risk
Portugal honors Ii,erature a. highly ~
France or the United States senior Ou.iros, -
leading writer IN the Lisbon Farpas, and !,
novelist of ability, has Just been appointed
Portuguese consul at BRISTOL, England.
"A stranger, passing a ehurchyard and seeing
hearss standing hard by, inquired wh" Ma
dead. The sexton informed him. what com
paint >, asked the Inluisitive one. said the oid
man: "There - ~" complaint; everybody ~
satisfied
The arithmetic teachers do not now dare ask
third term question IN arithmetic. tine OF them
s'e"" eic v,"~, ".ss- "'. >s.- ""'h"S' wiz"
- unit ," Sail he: MY father says 10 H.
dodge oil C"nki'ngs ana TIA, he'H Il" ~ he
Piesses-
Ten 'oSsrn =. '1nns"n " ff.n.sn VIII. say
."s ~. ''." ,,. ~ - - "
e;,,ar ,is ~ ~s ave ,s moo. nm ~ nh. r,l.. at
s.cOmpli shin, the largest resuit. with the least
material
..-, -.
view raven Ess'ster me gentleman WI"
fsof in hl~ Ia In fh..
very seriously and to turn around very 'iu,..ty-
This does not show that he has male hue play,
but that he fAiies3 " meet IN incurvs AMI So
r...au -, u: -,..,. L..
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tns s - ~ us ''sss.,nss IN n,"n'nt r"'.