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Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

DMughtere, wives and Mothers.
DR. ANARCHISTS UTERINE CATHOLICON will
positively cure Female weakness. such as Falling OF
theWomb Whites Chronic Inflammation or liberation
Of the Womb Incidental Hemorrhage or Flooding,
Painful, Suppressed and Irregular Menstruation DO
An old and reliable remedy. Send postal card for
pamphlet with treatment curee and certificates from
physicians and patients, to HOWARTH BALLARD,
UTICA, n. Y. Sold by all druggists-S160 per bottle.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

The Best Salve in the world, for Cuts, Bruis.
es. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores
letter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, ant
all kinds of Skin Eruptions. This Salve ii
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction in every
case or money refunded. Price 25 cents pei
Box For sale at wholesale by Gray q Hof
hin MINNEAPOLIS.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Among the pains and aches cured with mar
velous rapidity by DR.. Thomas Electric Oil, is
ear-ache. The young are especially subject to
it, and the desirability of this Oil as q family
remedy is enhanced by the fact that it is adj
mirabiy adapted not only to the above all
ment, but also to the hurts, disorders, of the
bowels, and affections Of the throat, to which
the young are especially subject Noyes, Bros
s. Cutler wholesale agents, St. Paul.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

DR.. c. E. Shoemaker. OF Reading, Pa, is the
only aural surgeon in the United States who
devotes all his time to the treatment of deaf
perience Thousands testify to his Skill Con
sult him BIZ mail or otherwise. Pamphlets free
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Physicians use Kidney-Wort in regu-
lar practise and pronounce its action
perfect.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04
rucLIeu,s Arulca Sarve

The most comfortable boot in town is that
with LYONS Patent Metallic Heel Stifeners.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic is a wholesome
stimulant and its quality is guaranteed.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Sherman q Co., Marshall, Mich want an
agent in this county at once, OF salary. Of
SIOO per month and expenses paid. For fun
particulars address al above.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Light-colored or yellow axle grease soon
wears off. Get the genuine Frazer.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

General apathy cured by Reeds Gilt Edg
Tonic.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04
The Farmers Friend and Guide
farmers FRIEND & GUIDE.

A valuable book of 200 pages, solid reading mat
ter siEe 1s inohes from the pens Of the best writer's
Of the day. devotsd to the interests of Farmers Stock
Breeders Poultry Fanciers Dairymen, Bee Cuturists
Gardeners, the Fireside etc Price only 80 cents,
postpaid (either p. o. order postage stamps).
Cheapest and best book published. II you have
friend In n Y ask him to step in our ONCE and eL-
dress all orders to FRANK HARRISON co., Pub
fishers. 2O6 and eos Broadway, N. Y.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04
ThebestFiie|d
FOR
EMICRANTS.

AN IMMENSE AREA OF RAILROAD
AND GOVERNMENT LANDS, OF GREAT
FERTILITY, WITHIN EASY REACH
OF PERMANENT MARKET, AT EX-
TREMELY LOW PRICES, 10 now offered
for sale I'm EASTERN OREGON andEA9T
ERN WASHINGTON TERRITORY.
These lands form part or the great
GRAIN BELT Ofths Pacific slope. and are
within an average distance OF ESQ to sec
miles from Portland, whore steamships
and sailing vessels are directly loaded tor
ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD.
GRAIN AT PORTLAND COMMANDS A
PRICE EQUAL TO THATOB AINEDtIN
CHICAGO.
The Northern Pacific H. r.. and Oregon
Railway and Navigation Co. are now
building 500 mi1es OF Railway, traversinS
this region I'm All directiens. The settler
Ia thus assured easy and cheap transport
alton 60 ude-wateP ON the COlum bta
River. and q rapidsinCreas0 I'm the value
OF these lands. which are now open to
purchase and presumption,
LANDS SHOW an AvERAGE YIELD OF
40 BUSHELS OLE WHEAT PEER ACRE.
No Failure OF Crops ever known,
RAILROAD LANDS offered at the una.
TOrm rate OF 82.S0 Acre.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04
On so DAYS. Trial.

This wonderful substance IL acknowledged By physk
clans throughout the world to DO tas best remedy
discovered for the Of Wounds, Burma, Rheuma-
Hsm Skin Diseases, Piles. OAtarrh, Ohilblains, "a
In order that every one may try 1t, 1t is put eP In
and = cent bottles for household Obtain II froM
your druggist, and you will Cad u szpsrieG 70 sAy-
EkiNG yea haH0 eyeg used
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1880-03-04

Describes Royal Palaces, Rare Curiosities, Wealth
and Wonders of the Indies, China Japan. etc. A mil
lion people want it. This is the best chance of your
life to make money. Beware of 'catch-penny" imta-
tions Send for circulars and extra terms agents
Address NATIONAL PUBLI6HING Co, Chicago LII
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
Climax! Climax
Pages Climax SaIVe,

Pages Climax SaIVe,
A Family Blessing for rs cents.
It heals without q scar. No
family should be without it.
We WARRANT it to CURE
Sores, Ulcers, ScrOfula Sores,
Fever Sores, Salt Rheum, Sore
Breasts or Nipples, Erysipelas,
Swollen Glands, Inflamed Eyes,
Scalds, Burns, Cuts, Bruises,
FiStula, Piles, BOils, Chilblains,
Frosted Feet, COrns, and all GU
taneOuS diseases ON man or beast.
1t has been used over twenty
five years, without one failure.
1t thas no parallel-haVing per-
fectly eradicated disease, and
healed after all other remedies
had failed. 1t is a compound OF
Arnica with many other Extracts
and BaIsams, and put up I'm larger
boxes for the same price than any
other Ointment.
cE Sold by Druggists everywhere.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
Moffat's Life Pills,
PhRnIX BitterS.

The Most Successful Medicines
in the World.
Established i'm 1885, by one of
our Most Eminent Physicians,
and now used throughout North
and South America, with more
pleasing results than any other
Medicine.
MOffat's Life Pills
are purely vegetable; they act
on the Stomach ard Liver, and
regulate the entire system and
put all the functions of the body
In healthy condition, and
WARRANTED u certain cure for
all MalariOus Diseases, Torpid
Liver, Impure Blood, Jaundfce,
Bilious Complaints, Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, COStiveness, NerVs
Gus and Sick Headache, Colds.
Scuryy, General Weakness, and
Fever e. ASue.
MOffat's Phoenix Bitters
correct the SecretiOns OF the
Stomach, and are a Sure Cure
for Sleepl essness, Nervousness,
Dyspepsia, Female Complaints,
Weakness, Debility, etc.
Thousands Of Certificates are
in our possession giving perfect
CURES effected by these inValu-
able medicines, and we are cer-
tain that they will do Just what
we have said. 1t is simply ask
cd that the afflicted wifi TRY
THEM ONCE, their use will con-
vince the most skepticaI.
Pages Climax SalVe 25 cents n box.
MoEat's Life Pills 20 cents q box. :
Meffat's PhGnix Bitters e1.OO q bottle
cg- Sold by Druggists everywhere.
j. P. MILLS, Sole Proprietor,
IS Liberty Street New York.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
Cured! Cured! Cured! Curedl

D WOODS, 4S7 Broadway, n. Y. Cured OF Chroo-
ic Catarrh.
T ] HAsLETr, $50 Broadway NY, years Catarrh.
G BRUSH, 443 Broadway, NY, 10 years Catarrh-
SBENEDIcT, Jr., Jeweler. 697 Broadway, N. Y,
(lady friend), cured OF Chronic Hay Fever.
Mrs EMxA C HovEs SO W Washington Square, n.
Y, cured OF 80 years Chronic Catarrh.
Rev GEO REFS, 169 Jay St.. Brooklyn 1T re-
stored me to Ey ministerial labors."
REv CHAs JONES, New Brighton, S. I. worth
times the cost"
REV ALEX FREES, Cairo, N. z. sit has worked
wonders in six cases In my parish"
IF NEWMAN. 305 Fulton ST., Brooklyn, Cared OF
years Chronic Catarrh.
Mas swARTz, JR., go Warren ST., Jersey City,
cured Of IS years Chronic Catarrh.
&C. &c. &c. &C. &C.
A real cure for this terrible malady, is the
most important discovery for the relief OF human
suffering, since vaccination. Wei De
Meyers Cafarrh Cure is sold by all Drug
gists or delivered by d. 3. DEWEY & Co, DC
Dey ST., NJ Y, for Sl.SO package. To Clubs,
six packages for $50. Dr.. Wei De Mey-
er's Treatise. with full explanations and over
whelming proofs is Postpaid and sent free to
anybody.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

OHIUA6Ut .
Wheat-opened active and higher; closed shade
lower; 05h41 06 cash and June; 951< July and
August for winter; spring 1 ok cash; 0lK11
Ok June; 9S1l Feb 9sA Aug.
Corn-strong and higher; 361k0s65S cash 361
0S6M June and July.
oais-Firmer; sissoss cash; sib June; ssas
July.
Rye-15.
Barley-76..
Whisky-1 0S.
Pork-Steady and hrmer; 10 90 cash and June /;
10 271z July.
Lard-steady; s7h cash; 6 so July 6 sax bid
August.
LIVE STOCK.
HoGs-Receipts 1000; active and firm; SC higher
about all cold; light 2cI4 40; mixed packing 4
2G14 40; shipping 4 1894 so.
Cattle-Receipts 500.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
Catarrhal
p 0ISO ON

Wei De Meyers Treatise on Catarrh,
explains the following important facts:
/. That Catarrhal iCo1ds become poi
sonous infection, at first local, and finally
constitutional.
. That. being Constitutional. the infection is
beyond the reach Of mere local remedies.
s. That Impurities in the nostrilS' are
necessarily swallowed into the stomach and
inhaled into the 1ungs, thus poisoning the
Digestive, Respiratory and Genito-urinary organs
4. That Catarrhal virus follows the mu-
cOus membrane and causes Deafness. Dyspepsia,
Chronic Diarrhea, Bronchitis, Leucorrhoa
and Consumption.
5. That Smokes, Douches, Inhalstions, and
Insolube Snnffs, cannot possibly remove in
tectious infammations from the organs named.
6. That ansantidote ior Cstarrh must pos
sses an iuoculative affinity for, and the quality
Of being absorbed by, the purulent mucous
wherever located.
Based upon these plain theories, DR..
Wei De Meyers Catarrh Cure has proved
lisble. It not only releaves, 1t cures
az a~,x1 ~%n home feRfimOny.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
Cankerous Affections

of the mouth may be speedily cured by
use of SOZODONT II never failed to
remove the cause, and restore the mouth
sna teeth u beauty and health It in
iures none and cures all. IL is most
pleasant to the taste. and conservative of
good looks.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
weathersPropab b1Iisies.

WASHINGTON. June s. Indications
for the upper Mississippi and lower Mis-
souri, valleys: Rising proceeded in former
by falling barometer, southerly shifting to
colder northwest winds. cloudy weather
and numerous rains.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

Printing, Binding and Blsnk-Book work
specialties at THE ARGUS OFFICE. No
pains will be spared to please customers.
Satisfactiop guaranteed. #
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

New York Market.
NEW York, June 5. =
FINANCIAL.
Gold Oh
Moneys
Governmente-Higher.
q. 8. Bonds 672 ceut sos 1881. O6x
COMMERCIAL.
Wheat-Spring 1 20; winter n QAc better; No Q
red June; 20A0 20H July.
Oats-Firm and quiet; western 41046k.
Pork-About steady; quiet; new mess II 25.
Lard-Dull and weak; co.
Whisky-1 1901 IS,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

SPALDING's GLUE, like the shist oi
Nessus, cannot be pulled off.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
sIS.zaIssss 90 z aZ:z
ssT7;a:Si3J7 J7ILS51$ $S.Ly

An Agreeable Aperient and Refrigerant
This well known preparation is highly recon-
mended for DYSPEPSIA, HEADACHE, Sickness OF the
stomach, Heartburn, and all complaints arising
from Acidity, Bilious and Malarial Fevers II coos
the blood and regulates the bowels. 1t is favor
tie medicine for children and its acidity and sweet
taste makes it cooling and refreshing. Put up In 3
bottles. Prepared by
A ROGERS SONS, Chemists, N. 7.
a- Superior to Mineral Waters, Seidlitz Pow
ders &C.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
prLHs-rrc4rNa PILES

POSITIVELY CURED, also Blind and Bleed
Piles, Fistula. Salt Rheum, and all disea-
ses of the skin by the use of
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
ROssNAM'S CURE
ITCHING PILES is generally proceed

ITCHING TILES Is g6h6FAHy pfUceBu6u Uy
moisture like perspiration, producing q
very disagreeabIe and distressing itching,
particularly at night after getting warm in
bed No humbug as trial will prove.
For sale by all respectable druggists. Sent
by mail for so cents RossMAN & Me-
KINsTRY. Hudson. N. 7. Prop. W
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

HaIford Table SRuce. for
soup, fish. 60.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

Centaur Ltniments, the worlds great
Pain-relieving agents for A5an and Beast
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05
TEILEGRAPHIC.

[7eIegraphed to the Rock Island Arous.l
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-05

convention. 1ir. Raum occupied half an
hour liz bis speech.
Elliott Anthony rising, said he proposed
to discuss the methods employed by the
state in selecting it's delegates to the State
Convention. Mr.. Raum had declared
that the State Conventions had always
selected the delegates. In that assertion
Mr.. Raum stood before this convention as
q perverrer of history. He would meet
this issue squarely. He then reviewed
the ection of the State convention, begin
ming, as Raum had, at 1856. He asserted
most positively that in not a single case
had the delegates been selected except
through the Congressional district con
ventious, He uuoted resolution intro
dueed by the Hon. John Wentworth, a
member OF the present convention of 1856
and which provided that the delegates
should be elected by the districts. He
claimed that the records were inoontestibly
opposed to any interference by the State
Convention.
Mr.. Anthony being ked by q New
z York delegate if he had said he would not
vote for Grant if nominated, he responded
emphatically, no." He should support
the nominee he desired. however. to have
Eit understood that the Republicans of this
state, and particularly Chicago, did not
want Gen. Grant nominated. He stated
that the revolutionary proceedings were
all on the other side. aud that Raum and
his associates had themselves been ex
tremely bIamable for their management of
the affair. tGreat cheers.l
Among the most c'.fg i"cidents of
this exciting and unparalleled scene were
the following: Mrs. Charles E. Reed,
who is editor of publication in Now York
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
HOW THEY DO THINGS IN ARKAN-
SAW.
IFrom the Cincinnati commerc,.i !

=
"If you want good item," said
Jim johnson to reporter the other
day, 81 can tell of q funny occurrence
that happened at Hot Springs last
summer while 1 was there. Mayer
Linde of Hot Springs had been black
guarded by the editor of q paper
there until he couldn't stand it any
longer SO, according to the custom
of the country, he went out gnnning
one day. He brought down two by
ISLANDERS before he bagged his game,
the editor, whom he shot in the leg.
None of them died, 1 believe. Then
he went OIL spree, and having. full
charge of the police and the station.
house. he turned out all the prisoners
III the station, a lot of horse thieves
and murderers. The next morning
he fined himself $40 for drunkenness
| and disorderly conduct. In the course
of time he was indicted for the shoot
ing. He got q change of venue OH
the ground that he couldn't get JUS
tice in that county. His trial came
off in another county. He was fined
fine and costs amounting to 1876. He
had had forty witnesses subp9naed.
Their fees amounted to SIS each-$20O.
They Jumped their fees and gave
them to L;nde. He paid the $95 and
pocSeted $105, and went home
happy" That Is the way they do
things in Arkausaw.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
A CLOSE CALL FOR INDIAN jim
[Truckee Republican,

Indian Jim came to town Thursday,
bringing portions of huge bear. He
brought the paws and gall to sell to the
Chinese, and sold ham to one of our
citizens. The ham weighed nearly for
ty pounds, so that its original pos
SCISSOR must have weighed nearly 800
pounds, although from Jim's description
of the animal we should believe it
weighed twice as much. He would
have brought it all to Truckee, but he
had no means of transportation. 1t was
killed on the other side of Lake Tahoe
near the head waters of the American
river. Jim says that in capturing it he
had pretty close call. He discovered
the bear IN brush thicket near dark,
and came close upon him before he
knew of his presence. He fired at him
but it being near dark, made bad shot
and hit him back of the heart, only
woundlng him. Bruin then made a
rush for the Indian, who took to his
heels and found retreat up small
pine tree. The tree being too small
around tor the bear to climb he imme-
diately prepared to gnaw and tear it
down. While In this precarious situa-
tion the Indian made another shet with
telling effect by shooting him through
the head, his assallant falling instantly
Jim does not seem covered by his close
call, but says he IS ready for another
bear hunt.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
a LITTLE PARABLE.
lFrom the New York Tribune. /


A gentleman once had occasion To
hire a cochman, and put all the candi
dates for the place through competi-
tive examination which consisted OF the
following question: "Suppese that you
were driving my carriage alongside 81
a precipice-how near could you 20
to the edge without going Off" One oi
the candidates thought he could drive
within tive feet of the edge: another
knew he could 60 within loot; still
another said with the utmost cheerful
ness that he could take the carriage
within six inches and still be safe. Fl
nally there was prudent man who
shook his head and said he should keep
as far away from the precipice as posi-
BILE. He got the place.
The argument OF Gen. Grants sup
porters, it we understand it, is that they
can take the republican party within
six inches OF the precipice of defeat. and
still save it. They admit that there i:
a strong sentiment against third term
but insist that General Grant can pull
through. Why is it Necessary to put the
party in such jeopardy? There are II
the United States probably not les.
than one thousand republicans who are
capable of performing the duties Of thu
presidency safely and well. Why
should we select as our candidate th'
one man out OF the one thousand WHIT
will put the party upon the defensive
from the beginning of the campaign t.
the end
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
OLD IKE.

Hammer, dat was pow'ful sermon
we hearn Brudder Wilkerson dis
course from de pulpit last Sunday.
De tex was dis: ''Shall We know
each odder dar 2" hut Use kinder
mixed in my 'pinion bout de 'clusion
dat he cum ter-dat we would. All
1 got ter cay is dis: I'se been er
gwine wild you to Brndder Wilker-
sons meetin' 'ouse, an a paying as I
60, now gwine OIL fo' long yeahs, an
| aint got 'quainted wid mon fo' or
five o. de congregashun yit, an all I
got ter say is dat. 'cordin' ter Brud-
der Wilkerson's ideer, if dey's as
long gittin' 'qusinted Wild one 'nuddcr
"ober dar" as dey is in dat ar con-
gregashun O. his'n all [ got ter say ls,
dat dey'd better begin to interdo0sin'
one 'nudder wen dey're young, or
dey wont "know each odder Ober
dar." Hipll be sober dar'' jes' ss tits
"down hyar"-de upper cruz won't
mix wild de common trash, am turn
dar noses up at one 'nudder jes' de
same as dey do in dat meetin' 'ouse.
Eff dey don't know one 'nudder down
hyar, dey won't know one 'nudder
"ober dar," an Brudder Wilkerson
knowed he wuz a givin' dat ar con-
gregashun "tafy aud peanuts" wen
he waza discoursin' from dc pulpit" !"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
OUR WASHINGTON LETTER.

WASHINGTON, D. c., March 20, 1880.
EDITOR INTELLIGENCER:- "A great
step toward Capitalization was taken by
the supreme court in Its decision on
what have become known as the states
rights cases. The decision was by
majority OF the judges - Clifford and
Field dissenting-and confirms the rad
ical construction given to the fourteenth
amendment in its bearing upon state
legislation.
Senator Conkllng's speech at Utica.
before the convention, which indorsed
Grant tor third term, is looked upon
more and more, by people here, as an
Endorsement of "strong government"
The speech is receiving great attention,
and passages from it will be incorpera-
ted in conservative documents to be
sent out during the campaign.
The last statement of the public debt
brought the amount below two thousand
million dollars, this being less than at
any time during the last fifteen years.
The alleged reduction was between five
and six millions.
The point where the government may
interfere with the mails which it agrees
to carry, and the degree of respect 1t
should pay to private kilograms sent
from one person to another, are under
consideration, not only by congress but
by the people. Lately the postmaster
general issued orders forbidding the
delivery of letters to persons known to
be connected with certain lotteries. Be-
cause OF a conviction that he had ex-
ceeded his authority, or because of in
tluence brought to bear on him, he has
re=cinded all such orders. The subject
is very delicate one, and is not reliev-
ed Of its embarrassmeats by the terms
of the law under which the postmaster
general acted He is anxious for further
Legislation, more clearly defining his
duties and powers. AS to the inviola-
bilty of kilograms there will probably
be Il law passed at this session. A bill
has been introduced protecting such
messages from search and seizure. 1t
ought to pass. Such buccaneers as
Ben. Butler may wish to posses knowl-
} edge of all that his neighbors are doing
and saying, and once in a great while
the seizure of this class OF communica.
tions, as of letters in mails may an.
swer good purpose. But the govern.
5 ment which NEEDLES least in such affairs
! will be most respected and will besI
lanswer the real ends OF Government
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1880-03-27
SHE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT.
lErom the Detroit Free press j

From the Detroit Free Press.]
just about midnight the other
night, four men in Detroit saloon
sat looking at fifth. The fifth one
was drunker than The other four.
While all men are created equal, some
men get drunk twice as fast as others.
"It will never do to send him home
in this condition." said one of the
four after long silence.
No, iL would break his wIte's
heart,' added the second.
"But we can't leave him, and if We
turn him out the police will run him
H." observed the third.
fourth, "He has telephone in his
house. Here is one here. 1 will
make 1T my painful duty to inform
his waiting and anxious wife that be
went be home tonight"
He went to the telephone, got her
call, and began:
"Mr. Blank, l desire to communi.
cate with you regarding your hus'
band"
"Well, go ahead"
"He is down town here"
81 know that much"
''In descending the stairs leading
from the lodge-room he fell and
sprained his ankle"
"Are YOU sure it wasn't his neck?'
She asked.
at is not serious sprain, but we
think it better to let him lie OH the
sofa in the ante-room until the
morning. Rest assured that he will
have the best of care. We are doing
ev-"
"Say !" broke in harp voice, "yot
bundle him into wagon and drive
him up here, where L can keep him
hidden until that drunk goes OFF! H,
won't be sober before tomorrow
night ~
''My dear mad"
"Get out! Ii he's sleepy drunk
put water on his head ! That's th'
way l always do"
4" Will Il, you let mo inform yor
"No, sir, l won't! Throw waite
on his head, get him into some vehi
Gle aud rattle him up here, for it,
most midnight now and 1T will TAX
me half au hour to get his boots OF
and push him upstairs! Remembe
pour water on his head and yell 'tirt
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