The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-01-19

January 0, 1880.
We hev got 'em.
Tier amt no doubt uvit.
For neetness Nv idee and facility NV exc
GOSHEN, the Maine plan lays all over III,
Moo York repeetin noshun, and Is uz mucl
sooperior to the Mississippi idee ez daylitt
is to darknis.
Maine is to Mississippi es piano is to .
iewsharp.
Between the Maine plan and the Noe
York plan Nv repeetin there amt no more
comparison than there is between the Noe
York Central Railroad and Il Kentucky cor.
duroy.
The trouble about the Mississippi plan
NV carrying the State for the Dimocrisy is
700 hev to waste good deal NY money in
powder and shot, aud tier is suthin not
altogether pleasant in shootin Radikel.
His wife and, dawters alluz make a fuss
that is unpleasant, onless the bystanders
are sufficiently full to be entirely obliv-
ious, witch, in the very nacher Nv things,
can't be, for man full enul Nv sodcorn
whisky not to feel sum sort Nv pity for
weepin woman, coodent hev the nerve 10
shoot her husband at'all. A slobberin
woman isn'ta agreeable object, even TO q
citizen OF Yazoo.
The Moo York plan Nv carryin eleck-
shun is open to the objCCkshun Nv ex-
pense. The average Irishman will hev 80
much likker and SO much money for
everytime he repeets, and his leeder hez
got to be seen and he must hev his whack
with the rest. To kerry Dimekratik
majority in the City Nv Moo York sutil.
shent to drown out the rest NV the State Is
expensive and troublesome thing.
But the kerryin Nv Maine for the Dim.
ocrisy agin a Republican majority wuz no
trouble at all, and no expense or bother.
All Governor Garcelon did wuz to let the
people vote. He did not shoot Republic
kins ez we do in Mississppy, or buy Irish
ez we do in Moo York. There wuz no in
reference with the freedom Nv the poles
every man votid witch he'd right to.
Nuthin Good be fairer than the eleckshun,
ez everybody will admit. The Republic
kins went 10 bed the mite Nv the eleck-
shun feelin that theyihed carried the State,
and the average Dimocrat conseeded it.
None Nv EN- knode the skeem that wuz
revolvin in the mind OF Garcelon, the Ma
poleon OF the Northeast. The Republican
electid to the Legislacher found q few days
after that he wuzn't electid at all. In the
returns wuz found Is that hedn't been
crossed and is that hedn't been dottid,
and he wuz throwd' out because the re-
turns wuz defective. There WIZ no errors
In the Dimokraticik deestricts. 1t he'd been
fixed that the Is should all De crossed and
the is all dottid; but wo 10 the Republic
kin Geestriks wher this important matter
he'd bin keerlisly attended to. We hev the
Legislacher and the next Senator, and the
controle Nv the State.
Dimekrats OF Moo York, stop buying
votes-there Is o shorter way to victory.
Dimekrats nv Mississippy, throw away
your shot-guns, and stop buyif powder
and slugs. A Yankee Dimekrat hez
showd yoo a better way NV beetin a
majority. Violence and bribery Is played
out Garcelon hez pinted out better way
and cheaper.
viii we stand firm? The man which
kin conceive SIGH q thing out to hev the
stamina to kerry it out. 1 know he will.
| l hev bin with him for days, and ei he
don't l am no judge Of human nacher-uv
his kind.
Haileloojy! see lite. 1t breaks in
the East. l hev an addishnel proof Nv the
trooth Nv the Scriptures, for is 1t not writ
ten that the wise men cum from the
East? It should hev bin addid also, that
great many Nv the recklis ones come
from the same seckshun.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Jubilant.