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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

Ho, YE BALDHEADs There is JUS
one. way, and no more. by which yOl
may be cured-use CARBoLISE, deod-
orized extrsc5 of petroleum. 1t will
positively produce new hair; there is
no substitute for this marvellous petro-
leum hair reHewsr.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

CHowDER got good dinner at home
few days ago by telling his wife that
he was going to bring a judge home
with him to that meal. When he ar
rived, alone, and Mrs. Chowder asked
him where the judge was, he triumph
antly pointed to himself, remarking
I'm good judge of a dinner" He
will be obliged to get dinner in some
other way hereafter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

Ticks on SHEEP.-We have inquiry
how to get rid OF ticks on sheep and
lambs. Also, what is the best sheep
dip? When is the best time TO apply il!
Our practice is TO give one part of sui
phur TO ten parts of salt twice a week,
which tends TO health, and ticks are
few. After shearIng, the ticks leave
the sheep and take 10 the lambs. In
week or ten days after shearing, the
lambs should be dipped. A strong de-
coction OF tobacco is effective and cheap,
II the stems from tobacco houses can
be had; any cheap tobacco will do. A
mixture of whale oil soap and arsenic
is alike good. We have no recipe for
mixing, but go by our judgment, as
did Widow Bedott in making bread.
We believe, however. the best sheep
dip contains carbolic acid. 1t is the
best insecticide known, and is cheap.
We shall add Ii to tobacco and whale
oil soap mixture this season. If one
can buy the carbolic sheep dip adver-
tised, it is, perhaps, most convenient
and effective. The lambs should be
dipped twice, about two or three weeks
intervening.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

The following colioquy took place
outside house in an American city,
between some country visitors, unable
living next door. "Jane not at home.
did you say? ?" "Nein, Chances not at
home" Where is she?" "She's
gone the cemetery down." "When
will she come back ?" "Oh, she wont't
come back already any more; she's
gone 10 stay; she's dett"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

II seems difficu to account for 50
small a creature as a bird making tones
as loud, in singing, as an animal one
thousand times its size, But 1t has
been discovered that in birds the lungs
have several openings, commp-
nicating with corresponding air-bags,
or cells, which fill the whole cavity OF
the body from the neck downward, and
into which the air passes and re-
passes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

Kidney-Wort moves the bowels regularly.
eleanses the blood. and radically sures kidney
dissase, gravel, piles, bilious bcadsche, and
pains which are caused by dsordered liver
and Kidneys Thousands have bean cured
why should you not try it ?-GLoBE
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
FEVER AND AGUE.

FEVER AND AGUR cured for. nrty cents
There Is not remedial agent in this world thas
will cure Fever and Ague and all other Aalar-
fsvers (aided by RADWAY'S PILLs) 30 quickly
as RAILWAYS READY RELIEF. Fifty cents
Der bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

TEACHER: s'Feminine of frisr 2"
First bright boy: Hasn't any,"
Teacher: "Next." Second bright boy i,
Nun" Teacher: That's right"
First bright boy Indignantly CALCULATES !:
That's just what L said"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

A NEW YORK engraver recently
made this mistake: "Mr. and Mrs.
request your pres
ents at marriage of their daughter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

The merits of DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup
are acknowledged by all who have
ever used it for the diseases of infancy.
Price only % cents a bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

ST. PATRIcK's Day-Milkman to
Bridget (whO appeared in bower of
green ribbons in honor of the day
"If you're not careful, Bridget, some
jackass will be taking a bite ov you,
you're so green" Bridget-''Try 1t. :"
Milkman subsidies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

MEADOWS may be pastured in the
dry season after the hay crop has been
removed, but never in the early or late
fall.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
A Valuable Gift Free.

A book on the Liver. its diseases and their
treatment sent free. Including treatises upon
Liver Complaints. Torpid Liver, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Headache, Constipation. Dyspep-
siA Malaria etc. Address DR.. Sanford 162
Broadway, New York city. N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

RECEIPT for making your own eye
water-Stick your finger in it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

"WATCH," said the second hand,
"I'll be around in a minute"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

WALKING matches all over the cOun-
try have been the real style; but the
'true agony" has been shown In those
innumerable matches nightly walked
by anxious fathers carrying crying
babies. The remedy-Dr. Bulls Baby
Syrup. Price 25 cents bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

DEAD business men tell no tales in
the advertising columns.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
500 Reward Catarrh Cure.

COUNTRY board-the plank sidewalk
from the station.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

WHEN are flowers out of breath {?
When they are fally blown.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

WHAT kind of robbery is not dan
, gerOus? A safe robbery. of course.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

TRUE economy, IS not buying the
lowest priced article. The best is
cheapest. So with Dobblns' Electric
soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Phila., }
it is best and cheapest and we ask our
readers to test 1t for themselves.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

Some people would rather be hum
plugged than to get "value received"
iOr their money. Hence it is that such
PERSONS run after this and that pretend
ID cure for catarrh, forgetting that DR.,
jage's Catarrh Remedy is so positive
n Its effects, that its former proprietor
dvertised it for years throughout the
United States under positive guar
intee, Offering $500 reward to an in
clrable case and was never called upon
to pay this reward except in two cases.
This remedy has acquired such a fame
that branch office has been established
in London, England, to supply the
foreign demand for it. Sold by drug
gists at 90 cents.
UNABLE TO BREATHE THROUGH NOSE.
PORTLANDvILLE Iowa,
March 1lth 1879.
DR.. z. V. PIERCE:
Dear Sir-Some time ago 1 bought a
Douche, some of your DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy and Golden Medical
Discovery and commenced to use them.
The aches and pains as well as sore
throat and catarrh from which 1 have
been for so long time sufferer, have
entirely left me with their use. l feel
like new man as well as look like one.
For four years | was unable to breathe
through my nose. From the use of the
Catarrh Remedy | can do so now free
~. Your medicines l know to be all
thaC they are represented. Long live
DR.. Pierce and the gentlemen connect
ed with him.
0ratsfully yours. WArsoH SnrTH.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

A SCIENTIFIC exchange contains an
article entitled "How Fish Find their
Own Rivers" When fish travels
across the field to neighbOring river
to attend a Grand CoDclave Of the
Order, or political caucus, or some
thing that way, it never drinks any
thing stronger than water, and there
fore has no difficulty In finding its way
back on its ewn river. A fish, no mat
ter how far from home it may be, Is
never found hanging to a lamp-post
trying to insert shOe-buttOner into an
imaginary keyhole. A fish hasn't in
teliigence enough for that.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

MADAME, never bang door. If you
do adore bang.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

THE jewel for frilled shirt bosom
is diamond in the ruff.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

fAs veltaie Belt Co.. Marshall, Mich
Win send their cslebr.tsd Electro voltais
Bslts 10 the andicted upon so days's TRIAL.
0peedy cures guaranteed They mean vhas
t6sy say. Write to them without delay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
TO THE PUBLIC

fnere can be no better guarantee OF the vaiu,
or Dr. RApwAYs old estaSli r r r Rms
DIES than the base and worthle,s 8 limitations OF
them. as there are False ResoiveniA ReliefS
AND PluA Be sure and ask for Rad.ay's and
SO that the name "Radway' n on vhat yop
ouy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
DOMESTIC.

TIE IDEAL LEMON PEI take my
biscuit cutter and cut from puff paste
very thinly rolled, around the edge
curl a narrow strip of paste, and bake
these shells. While they are baking
prepare the following filing, which
''is very film at the price take
nv lemon and do not roll it-cause
why IL q ates better when it Is firm.
After the yellow rind is all grated into
bowl, squeeze in the juice. and If any
little cells go in do not say them nay.
Then put in cup of sugar and the
yolk OF one egg, stir well together.
Upon this pour n large cup of cold wa
ter (no milk, into which has been
stirred dessertspOonful of corn starch.
Put all into a sauce pan and stir until
it is cooked into rich, clear, straw
colored jelly. My shells now being
baked, fill them, and from the white
of the egg make a meriugue, to softly
cover each. Pop them into the oven
one brief instant, and then draw them
out rich sunset yellow.
LUBRIoATING OL.-An oil for lubri-
eating small articles, and one that will
remain fluid in varying temperatures,
is thus described by the Journal Of In
dustry: Take olive oil and dissolve II
IN boiling alcohol, add It drop by drop
to the hot alcohol, until 1t is no longer
taken into the solution. Upon cooling,
it will let fall crystals, and leave q
considerable portion still fluid; the
fluid part is to be poured of, filtered
through piece of white blotting paper,
and either used In this form, or the
alcohol may be distilled of for fresh
processes, and the pure lubricating
oil which will remain can be obtained
for oliing watches and delicate ma
chinery. This will not Oxidize or gum
up, aud will remain perfectly fluid
even when exposed to great cold.
BAKED CUsTARD.-Beat the yolk. of
four fresh eggs for at least half an
hour; add five ounces of pulverized
sugar; then stir into the sugar and eggs
one quart Of rich new milk, cold. Add
a teaspoonful of distilled rose water, or
any fiavoring extract you fancy. Fill
your custard cups, and set them in a
stone pan half filled with water, whi n
may be warm at first-not hot. Put the
pan in a rather cool oven, and gradual
ly increase to moderate heat. In about
twenty minutes dip teaspoon into
one of the custards to ascertain If 1t is
firm. Judgment and great care are
needed to attain skill in baking Gus
tard; for if left in the oven a minute
too long. or if the fire is too hot, the
milk will certainly whey.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

HINTS ABOUT FLowERs.-The art OF
arranging bouquets is very simple.
Having collected the flowers 10 be used
on tray, all the superfuous leaves
should be stripped from the stems, and
by placing the flowers side by side,
YOU can easily see the order in which
they can be most advantageously dis
played. a very pretty hand bouquet
can be made by taking a small, straight
stuck not over quarter OF an inch In
diameter, tie string TO the top OF II, and
begin by fastening on few flowers on
one large handsome one, for the centre
piece, winning the striHg about each
stem as you add the flowers ana leaves
TO the bouquet. Away place the flow
ers with the shortest stems at the top,
preserving all those with long stems
for the base. and finish off the bouquet
with fringe of finely-cut foliage.
Then cut all the stems evenly. wrap
damp cotton around them, and cover
the stems with a paper cut in pretty
lace design. In making bouquets from
garden flowers, such as are most easy TO
procure, the flowers can be arranged
fatty, and background made from
sprays of evergreens.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

THEmOwing machine ought not to be
gauged TO cut low. If grass is cut too
close The succeeding crop Is much in
jured, especially if the summer is o dry
one.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
FARM AND GARDEN.

DUcAIING YOUNG HoRsEs.-If you
haye a colt to teach, and have the habit
of speaking sharply and loudly, cor
rect yourself at once. Colts are timld,
high spirited things, If they are worth
any thing; and he who manages them
should be of quiet habits, and have a
low, pleasant-uoned voice. The trainer
that yells, stands in the same category
as the driver in the public race who
screams and whoops like Comanche
Indian when coming down the home
stretch: the one should be banished
from the track, and the other turned
out of the gentleman's stables. Our
method of educating colt to the har-
ness and wagon is 10 educate him sim
gly, by himself, and this education
should begin very early. When the
colt is twelve or fourteen months old
begin to put the harness on him. In a
few weeks he is accustomed 10 it and
ready Tor the shafts. But, in doing
this, do not be in a hurry. Give the
youngster time to get thor roughly ac-
quainted with every strap ana buckle,
as it were. Let him see everything
and smell everything. The senses OF
sight, small and touch are the great
avenues of knowledge to the horse, es-
pecially the last two. The ear and the
eve give the alarm. These two organs
stand, as il were, ON picket for the ami
malls safety. But if your horse is
frightened at anything, let him smell
and touch it, and he will fear no long
er. If your COLTS afraid OF the har-
ness as il comes rustling out of the har-
ness room, let him touch il with his
nose, and smell of It a few times and
he will soon understand that it will not
hurt him. If he is inclined to kick or
jump, il the breaching-Dand or any
strap hits his hams or legs, toy gently
rubbing them against the sensitive
places he will soon become Indifferent
TO Them. By the time the colt is two
years, of age, or even less. he should
be educated 10 go between the shafes,
either forward or backward, and be
thoroughly familiar with the harness
and vehicle, and ordinary road service.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
Railways Regulating Pills.
Perfect Purgstives, Soothing Apsrtents,
Act wihout Pain. Always Reliable
and Natural In their Operation
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR cALoNEL.

Act without Pain. Always Reliable
and Natural In their Operation
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR cALoNRL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with
sweet gum. purge. regulate. purity. cleanse ana
strengthen.
RADwAYs PILLS, for the cure Of all Disorder,
o the tOmach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Rad.
DER. Nervous Diseases. Headache, Constipation
Cosuvenesss Indigestion. Dyspepsia, BILIOUS
ness Fever. Inflammation OF the Bowels, Piles
and sll arrangements c. the Internal viscera
warranted 10 effect o perfect curA Purely
vegetable. containing no mercury, minerals OF
deleterfous drugs
II observe the following symptoms resulting
nom Diseases OF the Digestive Organs Consti
patton, Inward Piles, Fuliness OF the Blood I,
Head, Acidfty OF the Stomach, Nausea Heart
ourn, Disgust OF Food, Fuilness or Weight In
the stomach, Sour Eructations, Sinking or Plut-
terng at the Heart, Choking or suffering Sen
eations when In a lying posture, Dimness OF
Vision. Dots or webs Before the sight Fever a,d
Dun pain In the Head. Defciencs Of Perspira-
uon. feilowness OF the Skin and Eyes. Pain In
the Side. Chest. Limbs, and sudden Pushes OF
Heat. Burn; ng In the Fle-h-
few doses OF R.DvAY's Pills viii free the
system from all the above named disorders
Price, 2o Cents Per Bex.
books and papers on the subject Of diseases and
Aeir cure among which may be named:
.Ka1se and TPus."
.Rsdwsy on irritable UPeshra.-
"kadWay ON eefofula,,'
ana others relating 70 different classes OF DIS
easeA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28

JONES gave lawyer bill to be col
lected to the amount of $50. Calling
cor it after a while he required If IL
had been collected. "Oh, yes," said
the lawyer, 81 have 1t all for you. "
"What charge for collection?" "Oh, "
said the lawyer, laughing, Pm not
going to charge you-Why. l have
known you since you were baby
and your father before you; $40 will be
about right" handing over $40.
"Well," said Jones, as he meditated
upon the transaction, sits darned
lucky he didn't know my grandfather,
or | shouldn't have got anything"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-07-28
HUMOROUS.

emusic hath charms" etc. For in
stance: In travelling meEagerie in
England was large lion. A piano
was played near him, the high notes of
which seemei to excite him to great
surprise. But scarcely had the low
notes been touched when he rose
abruptly, his "eyes darting are;" he
endeavored to break his chains, he
lashed his fianks with his tail, and
gave deafening roars. The music hav-
ing ceased, the beast became calm al
most Immediately. AS the weather
is now warm enough for parlor win
dows to be thrown open, there are
thousands of people in this country
who feel just as that lion did. The
fellow who fingered the piano In that
menagerie was not the only bad player
In the world.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08

The era of fast time on the Eastern rail
vays seems to be approaching; indeed is at
hand. Only a week ago, the Baltimore and
Ohio road started in, "giving 'em the dust"
M its advertisements stated. Now the Van
da,ia Panhandle and Pennsylvania roads
con com =, 70 the rescue, as will be seen by no.
tees in other columns of this paper, an
nounc;ng the same time to Baltimore as the
n ~ and four or five hours quicker time
to New York. Other lines VIII unaoupteoiy
follow and the public will have the Of oIPp9STi'
tunity by travelling by fast trains in all ,; al
rections. For perfect track, elegant equip
ment and intelligent and successful manage
ment the Vandalia Line and It's "Great Faith
ar . the Pennsylvania railroad can always DC
truly commended.-[St. Louis Globe-Demo
crat, May 80.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
The Best Route

To the North and East is by way of Mem
phis and Louisville, over the Louisville and
Great Southern railroad line. From tie
principal points of Texas to Louisville it is
over one hundred and fifty miles shorter
and many hours quicker than any route via
St. Louis. tbs also shorter and quicker to
Cincinnati and all points East. 1t is the
only route by which we can take in the great
Mammoth Gave, of Kentucky, and its
through arrangement of Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars is unsurpassed.
Mr.. j. F. Thompson, the passenger agent,
of Dallas, solicits the patronage of the travel
ing public, and takes pleasure in answering
all correspondence and furnishes maps, time
schedules, etc.
Let's try the Louisville route.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
wbo il She? A prominent lady patron

Who is she? Appointment lady patron
of the stage, known to be wealthy, is sad !, 70
have it in her brain to advise everyone with
whom she converses to use "Rve and Rock"
as beverage, or as tonic, or acure for
many of the diseases that flesh heir to-"
be Il a cold, cough, asthma, brocnitis or the
communion. She always adds, however, be
sure to get Var..B Crock and Rye" with
his signature on the label, as all Others are
limitations. The question is, does she receive
commission, or is she public benefactor!
Ubo Ia she1
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
LifhOgraphing.

The lithographing establishment and book
bindery of Miles Strickland, Galveston is
one of the largest and most complete in the
State, 1t is the only bindery in Texas that
ever got diploma for blank book manufac-
turing. Strickland is the pioneer book binder
in the Southern country, and he has added
to his office all the late improvements and
machinery, until now it is without an equal
in the whole South. His prices are as low
and his work as substantial as can be found
in the best offices in the Eastern cities. Send
for circulars and prices. Orders promptly
filled
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
CANTON TO Tobacco Chewers.

Take notice. The process of manufacture
and peculiar style of tobacco represented in
our Vanity Fair, Niger Head and Bulls
Eye brands, invented by us several years ago
and secured by letters patent, are now being
initiated by INSCRIPTIONS manufacturers
Any person or persons selling or offering for
sale limitations possessing the Flake Gut, Pc
culiar in our brands, will be restrained or
prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
WIN. s. KMBALL Il Co.,
Peerless Tobacco Works, Rochester, N. Y
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08

Quite furore exists in regard to the use of
carbonated drinks. They are becoming ex-
ceedingly popular, especially during the SUM
mer season, While they are exceedingly pleas
ant drinks. you can use them at home or in
your business office, They cool the stomach,
stimulate the liver and unload the bowels.
They instantly cure heartburn, sour stomach
and sick headache. They are very cheap, O
bottle oftwenty doses costing only fifty cents.
The one now In use throughout the country by
all classes, is known as Bailey's Saline APP
orient.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
A Sure Thing.

DR.. Hunters Specific and Injection No. ]
are warranted to cure Gonorrhcea, elect
Cordee, Structure, disease of the Kidneys
Bladder and Urinary Organs of males AND
females.
DR.. Hunters Specific No 2is sure rem
edy for Shermatorrhes, Seminal weakness,
Nightly Emissions and Loss of Power, csus-
ed by selt-abuse or excessive indulgence
Price of DR.. Hunters Specific So per bottle
injection ST.. Sent everywhere by express.
Dr.. J. Dinsbeer, sole proprietor, No. 4l5
North Seventh street, st. Louis, Mo. Send
two stamps for treatise. Cures guaranteed
or money refunded. a4-d&w-ly.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-08-08
A Suggestion to summer Tourists

A change of climate is at all times more OF
less dangerous. There are elements in new
atmosphere which are injurious, especially
when the system is exhausted by care and
overwork, and which should be guarded
against After careful observation we have
come to the conclusion that Warmers Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure is the best preventive
for atmospheric evils and that it will restore
health and vigor sooner than any remedy
which has ever been discovered.