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, 1880-03-24
TIE CITY-IIALL.

CONTROLLER GunNEy Is expected home to-
day..
THE Trcasurer yesterday received sa,oa3 from
the Collector, OH from tho Water Department,
and 5000 from tho Controller.
Tilr4 Health Commissioner n1vortises to-day
for p1t'posals for removing tlcn,l nntmals fU,n
tho street for tho current year. lstds will bo
opened Saturday. April ., Mt u O'Clock.
THE TRIBUNE is III. receipt Of y diagram H.
luBtrntlnR whr tho Madlson-street bridge wts
mt upcMcd yesterday to tho strcet-cars, which
ttco,xs. no doubt. So fur IN the repntrs aro
concerned tho city In through, but tho street,
eb e oyep sss s,a nn pe. Il st % pon nS ethep
slle. When tho city rr1noyes tho dirt tho cnrs
wll neE.n to run, md tho City Engineer thinks
It will oc dono by moan to-day.
11iE Firc-Alarm Telegraph Department, ms
Fell as tho tcltgrnph Cun,pA1ics Of tho city.
havc bcen greatly bothered nRl t'NInn3cd 10
e Is Sfo yeE Il atv tsr w3ss
determined to cnforco It. Yesterday ho cl,lsctl
Henry schell, It housc-morcrt chnrgIng him With
'HawtIy cttiF the rasnr1 w'rss l.
twice before.
THE Nnyor visited tho establishment Of tho
sone tinc nusing the tai!kH aud wits. Hc fo1,nd
ihS sssy - sos: 's a e b 5 to
ehnngc his ciothiny and econr Iils tlcMd and
hCnEtl t0 fGt rid ut ttIain. lip thinks, however,
in tho uftortonn wrDto thun Informing Thorn
that lLcetso c:'uEl 10 ob.!tncd npon Mlplira-
tlon. This sotttes long iIsputc.-for tho tl1no
being ut lGnst.
WHAT IN IT, ANYHOW?
"Thapiot th!ckens,' yot tho poor woman at
the StnIlE-pox Hospital. who has the smnllpn1
tnfnscs. ch!cken.ptix and f,!rtuIod IL repoftesl
NJ tlonK we'll, md sha cu1no al the why frt'm tho
Sw t fS to mt's so sS W,t
tho sInAll.pGx. ald nothing further was hcurl .,t
nor Until! gnti! MSalay' ,shsi pr. Dunns "epn. ,a
'measlcs. Scvcrul hour. later, however,
asi " ssrc sfsf Dr b. s lint II fao L us nsags saans
ptnf wls positive tint tilO lactor h.d beom right
in his first gots., ~ leust tho pttlcnt was up
Ind tho 1rchslns or my otlier disease it had
l,ccn III very Hight form. With these conflct-
lnE stor!cs It Is, t,r cs,lrnc, Impossible for re-
porter to know AnythEnY u tue facts.
AFTER THE MtLKAEx.
Commissioner t'c Wolf, as was Unlimited some
dealers. Tsf..u.srrow htA "hurcau ot an@lysis."
ln.tsd IN the MHior blook. wlll con. ,I;.
suit prosecutions will he nude. Tha Konslemall
sh"rkS e T,t,.,t thS bssan i hrof g.
brought here very .nystgfionfIy and quietly. It
ls to 10 hoped tint h6 will provo to bG muster at
tho situation, hnwever. md tbat bis a1ors 1nny be
ut GONE public benefit; but II In hbpng a{nlnst
ll1pe, almost, when It is cnIlsldurt4l that ho biz
to c,t'pcrntc with him such M incompetent
~ tho present Milk inspector: ssn 1nny
without some one tn i,,spcch the milk md to en-
force tho nrinnnce ftirhltl,ltnR tho snle Of III
impure article his IalH,rs Gun Madunt to notll-
l0 Kntten BY iinulyztnS #. Tho artllnnuces must
1g enforced, n.ld sotnu ono'fa needed to do 1t.
, 1880-03-24
KIDNEY AND L1yK1t CURE,
DISASTER AYERTED.
How Tho Threatening Attitude
of a Terrible Death Was
Met and Overcome.
Testimony Of Tie survivors and Their
Gratitude for De|tyerance.
A Full Account Of the 1eemnrka.
bio Event.
News from tho East.

Roc1rEsTEIl. N. Y, Marcel. 1a.-Alr. II. II.
Warner, .0f THIS city, ono. OF tho most pronlf-
llcnt and public spirited men Of this State.
Was recently looking forward 70 MI llntincly
In n remedy unknown to tho medical profess
ston, and the result wns not only relief but
absolute. cure. As = duty +, tho world Mr.
Warner Inns devoted q portion Of Ills wealth
to manufacturing and bringing to tho notice
OF tho public tho wonderful properties and
powers Of this remedy. How certainly lo
has accomplished the end had III view 1nny
be understood from the following voluntary
stateN.ent:
C1i1oA9o, ILL.,. jan. ]. 1eao-H. H.. 1parner +
Co., ft0chtatcr. u. T.-GENTLEMEN: hAVg used
Ercutcst satisfaction. 1t Is tho only remedy
hnyn over used thnt Gun recommend to my
frInn,ls MS It has citrctl mo bt |rRhts D3scnse Of
long standing nftor hnySng visited tho White
Sulphur Springs Of Vtrginin, md ylng lnnnHcr-
resided here for fnrty-soven years. my friends
will bo glnh to SEQ this abatement. Tho dscov.
ercr ia a public bengfnetor tn!er'2;
110l Watash"nv, near Twenty -ninth.st
Wnrner's Snfe Kidney nnl Liver Cure will
positively cure Driglt's Disease anti Diabetes;
Der cent Of all other Kidney Discaaes; t1 per
every cnse without injury to the system when
taken according to directions. So absolutely
certain Is this that the proprletors will pny to
my I>ersOn who can show that It has failed
to tt0 this, the sum of 8, 1,000 Warmers Safe
Remedies arc the grunt curatlves Of tho line-
teentl1 century; they arc sold by all drug
Eists nt1 hcservG the trial Of AI1.
, 1880-03-24
GOVERNMENT NOTES.

THlNTY-YtvE THOUSAND dollars In gold wcro
ltsbursctl yesterday.
BlxTY.ElyE barrels Of alcohol weso exported
fruut thts city yuater!ay.
az tho sub-rruasary yesterday 1900 was ro-
celyed uni Il, ,OQ paid nut In silver.
Tue notwithstanding receipts yesterday
Spirits, $J.la3 c4ule teun toblutn and uigary, pul
only FLU was contributed by buer.
TUE colleetlons for duties yesterday mounted
TO $v,EN. THO only consignment ct dutjablu
gooda rsceiyod ono Of Us tons OF pig. Iron Tor
A. u. Aeeker Co.. OF this city.
T41A case Of Jacob Il. Hopp, who IL charged
with various potty peElurles In his BANKRUPTCY
, 1880-03-24
MRS. l0IHRQPlS STOMACH.

Bpela9 U1pdlth % Tbs Ehlfdoo Tnt0ns,
adrian, Mich, Maroh &l.-I.atn lust night tho
Corpncr's Jury investigating tho cuso Of Mrs. 4.
X. Lnthrop 1t Bllss.,elt, returned vor.!lot that
death was tho result Of inflammation ut tho
Michigan University, who AnaIyzet tho stomach
and o!hor 0rKlns, testified to tho presence OF
Rrscnle aud symptoms Ut ArsonlcMl poisoning,
, 1880-03-24

6pfe!at Dltpatth 10 The Chicago Tribune.
MILwAuKEE, afAreh e3.-JDlin noctlor, mid
dlc-agcd laboring mnu. committed suicide IN tho
West Side Police Station. at an carly hour this
morning, by hanging. Ito had boon arrested for
drunkenness atll diXOrtlurly cpnlllct.
About O'Clock this morning. tue dead body
Of Jacoh Zollentuch, aKcd 81 yeHry, WIS found
III q wnodshel. lilo bud committed suicide by
cutting hls throat.
, 1880-03-24


BATEs-satutday. barch T. lsD. II his residence,
Hs.ss. Ehleaso, I'D Js%o: II. Nqtss Sar.6ssS,
H. jo6n y sss 81 Hi TSo fay nstea sla una I'll
natives q tl.hkl1. h4che.s TOMMY: N \. Tbs d.:
h!a Uth yaAn. lama 10 Iinu!s ID k<A and located 1
e,q 9a ssa as I, Il hs Z = III. ,sn ksss Na1
, 1880-03-24
"0vR couNTRY'S DEFENDERS"

1F99pNtF7b IHtFUVV
CBpAn lsApIDs. H., March @.-EhcarnpMcnt
No. - OF Our Country's 'Dcfondora was orgnn-
!zcd ut Marion to-day ny Con. Gray. Of lllinoLs,
antl It'll EAcumpment IL being orgaulzcu hure To-
night. Nonrly I'LL ut tho OLD yotcrans jain, md
Are very enthusiastic, sumo Democrats nbjuut,
Of tho platform ia, "Yote III YOU shot," This or.
Kanizatlon ID spreadtn8 Hlpldly oil over tho
, 1880-03-24
SKIN HUMOR


For Twenty Ycnrs Entirely Cured,
EEcpsrs. WEEKs s. &TorTEn-Gentlentn have
suffered frum Skin IIumor for twcnty yours
without tlntl!nK my r1tncdy or trcatlnent that
would euro It, until bcXnn tho use Of CuT1CUisA
ltEMEpIEs, which, IN u short time and Mt a snnl
expense, hnvo entirely orntticatcd every traco oi
tho disonao. 10 tuat now mn entirely FREQ from
It. therefore be1toyo thoy will do all you nd
vcrtlao thOm 10 do. Respectfully yours.
JOS. ". EA6TADEOOK.
uQSrON, July 2, 1870,
, 1880-03-24

The E!tiredge Sewing Alach!ne.-lt leads
Soll on monthly pay,nents. loo 9State streeL
, 1880-03-24
SCALD HEAD

For F1uF Years Cured.
Mrs. A. SWIFT, Everett, Mass., wr1tos: !" The
CIT1puflA ItEMEplEs Curctl my CHILD OF Scnltl
Head, covering the Scn!p and luwer part of the
neck, neck Of four tlurntton,, md which had re-
, 1880-03-24

Youth fa.Ibs, tho leaves OF friendship full.
UAwson's candles and cigars outi!yo thou nll.
, 1880-03-24

T4mts Our highest a.tists In dentistry: Tho
N cChoshcya beyond doubt. though but u set
, 1880-03-24
CuTICuRA REMEDIES

For AtooA, 6ksmt nnd acuip IIumOrs,
md nrlYKtsts, 10 WashinXton-st., l1oston, II
FHHtt.St., Torlnto, Ont, altl Bnow Hill, Lo1l-
don, atia arc for Bnlo BY ull Druggists T1lce of
tur1uuRA, snlnli boxes. 10 cents; lhrgc buxos,
cnutnintnK tWn and uno- half titnGs tho quantity
Of small. u: AkSnLvENT. 81 per bottle. Curl
CultA IEuIb1NAL TOILET S0Ap, Is cents. CuT1-
CvHA MEuIC1SAL SHAVING SOAR, Is cents; tu
barn for AAtbrrs alau larXo consumers, 50 cents.
, 1880-03-24
THE CITY.


]. E. OAvRN, 1unt3, kaf8a6 City ie NJ tho Tre-
Enont.
". u. Fam, st. Louis, is n guest at tho
Palmor.
is. D. HATHAWAY, OF Rochelle, Ill.,, is at tho
Gardner.
]. n. ADAMS, Of Lafayette, Ind, is at tho
Dn. eAMuEts1sArr, Lnko City. Colo, Is at tho
6het1nhn.
WILLIAM pArrEs, Springfield, Mass, is stop
ping at tho Palmer,
p.J. F1xxEaAs, London, England, tsrcg1storcd
ut tho Grand Paulnu.
A. ALLEN, proprietor Merchants' Hotel, st.
Paul, Is at tho Sherman.
MxE. Ia CoMrTrssE nn LEssEps, Waris,
France, Is registered nt the Palmer.
EIErnr ". KING and E. q. McCagE loft ycstcr-
dny for California, to bc absont about SIX weeks.
". X. Hayden, adynnco agdnt OF those sweet
"eherubs,',' Robson and Crnno Is ut tho sher-
ulnu.
IouN De WITT. President Union Mutual Ltfc-
Insurance Company. Boston. is at tho Grand
pacinc.
Arpnxw Il. EtNonR, Fort ffownrd, President
Wisconsin stato Donrd OF Charities, Is Mt tho
Grand Pacific =. -.
A. Y: II. c4nexs1En, aenorsl ,passsngcr
Milwaukee, Ii at tho Grand Pacific.
,ns1inst the reelection Of Kid. snlyth in tho
Ninth waf'' but is ono OF his ssronsest sup
TIE Hon. William McAdams. Of 0ttcryillc,
well known In Illinois and Ohio ns m exponent
rs tso e oep L sqpE a1d tx n
faIydo Park.
a VOTE for Presidential preferences was taken
(yoater1ay among tho Republican employees Of
i' eaea, M' Moaroe siroe, in % tis olty, resntins rs
tfo1lovs: Blaine, II: Grant, ..
, 1880-03-24
DEATHS,

Thousands OF do1tarB In ynlalnblo filrs Aro
sayv1 BY Buck 8: NuyteE's Moth YowdNr,
, 1880-03-24

torday morning IN the vicinity Of Fourteenth
street and Ashlanl avenue :,vor y n,ati DIX
bud bitten inn.neEselo children On .hotr M w.y 70
sascq sn seef sft s gsss ssS s u e
= t!aa tas a sssat x II sfS
und peculiarly Vicious. 20 far is c0l,ldho aseer.
iAiasa 70 children Eero bitten; Thls @ WY
Glarko Echooi. in " tho lmmcdlato Vicinity.
Pour dogs 9n4 L. horse 1elongllg to Herman
saot at tho request af tho owncss. who wcru
nfrald 70 longer keep tho animals. owing 10
their having bcch severely bitten by tho rAby.
BENNETT MEpiCAL CoL1E0E.
The Co1nmcnccIncnt exeFc'seaof l5ennctt Med.
leu! College werehe Ut Iiufshcy Ilall lust evoll-
at'endance. Thy music was furnished b Prur.
ercises throughout Wcras interesting. Thu 0s,t,-
Ing prayer Was by tho ltuy. nr. llydar. Alla tho
addresses 0y tue nlcli,9ers af thu Faculty.
lauts for tho ycMr hid boon lUi, OF whou, forty
three had ocen eligible to THO graduating ciAss,
niEty. seven u q, ~ao,n rr.siuate.i: Il further
showed that l,5a5 lectures had boon delivered; !;
ttat an nycrngo Ut ten patients Il day bud lec1i
treatesl oeforo tho e!ass; TINT 60tH presentations
had been performed.
Tho cenlerrtng Of degrees WAS by Prof. 4. l..
Glask, A. b., u; D.; thu cluss yaic.llctory WIS 0y
nr: Geor4e 2. li4E1ison: and tho ,ldltcss IN be-
atr4sS IT, ct ~ T. Equity a H. Y f TGo Y sol,ok
iny Comprised tic. graduating 'class: ''G j.
up9td5!nsero Rdaas; T. g. Easn' esss,.n ky.n, j
Tutlism. i: T. sabin a. q. Ts!lsrdsys. dSs5SeL Se =
1lohr. .of Wlsconyiui. L.: Y: Hartley, J. n: For.
Esat, IA. Henntng. n. a. HcnuinR. and ". ".
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A FINE GRAIN AND STOCK
RANCH FOR SALE,

At A BARGAIN.-SITUATED FOUR ~
~ teen miles west Of the town of Willows, NV
i'm the county of Colusa at the terminus OF the-A-
railroad Nine Hundred Acres Of Fine Grain Land,
and 621 Acres of Grazing and Timber Land. Two
Small Frame Dwellings; two Good Barns; good
Well of Water at each house plenty OF good running
water for stock. Terms cheap for cash. Title per
feet For further particulars, apply to JOHN
PATTON, Willows at the ranch OF NAT. 5.
CLARK & BROS aul9 lplm
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HALE & CO., CRITERION STORE.
ATTEMPTED BULLDOZING

IA, 1880
MESSRS A. HALE
the welfare business this will not the
COATS SPOOL When
nothing
following
peristng selC COATS for50 0centsad dozen
OFFICE KTTTLE & Ere, Ere,
l3, $780,
MR A COOlOT sell Genuine
Dozen money cheating
goods KITTLE CO.,
for J. or Pacific coast"
With considerations, A COOLOT,
/.
anything
This implies only in the city of Sacramento
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HALE & Co.'S REPLY

August
A COOIOT
with great contents noted THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TINE
should do business and THREATS SIMILAR TO YOURS have been made but
should be Interested the Of Dry Goods unless c0uon with
We shall not enter bluff h this doing that
which public distinctly
shall right whether it
address,
Yours, with due respect, 0. A HALE CO.,
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TO LET OR FOR SALE.

Advertisements of five lines in this department
Inserted for Is cents for time three times for SO
cents or rs cents per week
"oTEL-wANTED TO RENT A FURNISHES
III wayside or country hotel for term of years.
Address with price of rental ard particulars, CARL
STR0BEL, Co nmission Agent No. 32l j street,
Sacramento au23-1w
YJyo LET-A NICE FRONT ROOM, FURNISHED
or unfurnished. Apply at No. 52I street.
au23 st. C. ISER.
TNOR RENT-Two OR THREE THOUSAND
acres OF pasture land on the Sacramento river,
miles above the city. Apply to W. L. PRITCH-
ARD, Twentieth and streets. aul7.2w'
TNURNISHED ROoMS.-CLUNIE'S NEW BUILD
ing, northeast corner Eighth and streets.
Accommodations unsurpassed; high ceilings good
ventilation; new furniture and carpets-make the
most desirable rooms in the city Single or in suits,
BY the day. week or month. The house TO be kept
strictly frst-class. Terms moderate. jyl1-lptf
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DENTISTRY.
WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY
WILLIAM b. MILLER

U.ate With Floberg).
ATo l90 STREET, NEAR SEVENTH, p
~ Matchmaker and Jeweler. Importer kTM
and Dealer in Watches, Snverware, Jewelry, NI 81
etc. Repairing a speciality, under Robert sS.s24
Marsh. All country orders promptly attended to.
Tfv9Q.tut1
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y. II. KLINE.

n,ate with wachhorst and successor to Floberg)
UYATCEHiAKER AND IEWELER, go
w No. go street, between Second and SSAs
Third. Dealer IN Watches Clocks, Silver 81 yh
ware. Jegelry, etc Repairing in all its Ss.S4
branches specially. under NR. FLoBERG.
sauS lp1ml
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goods Troy purchase
quantities. prices paid
believe
this this purchaing others
be saido of stocko Of
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WANTED, LOST AND FOUND.


Advertisements of five lines in this department.
inserted for IS cents for time three times for 50
cents or rs cents per week.
II oST-A PAIR OF GOLD @AA
4 A Bowed SPECTACLES, between ~ g
Twentieth and II, and Seventeenth aud G streets
and were nclosed in a Morocco Case. They were
present to the owner, and valued highly for that
reason. The finder will be suitably rewarded by
leaving them at this office. au23-3t
VNTANTED-AN EXPERIENCED GROCERY
w Clerk German tsten man preferred
Apply at s. G0LDMAh'S, corner Second and
streets. au23-2t
"yANTED-A FARM.-To PURCHASE OR
wv lease ranch of from 200 80 900 acres.
Address II" this office. au172w
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
VXTANTED-ALL KINDS HELP, MALE AND
w Female. Particular attention paid to Furnish
ing Hotels Private Families and Farmers with Help
Free Of Charge to employers HOUSTON CO..
door south Of Fourth and X streets, Sacra-
mento citv. aul3-1pd
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WE DESIRE TOIKTROOUCE TO THE NOTICE OF THE PUBLIC
% leFurnishing Goods
d EP A r z M E N 7.

carrying
department complete
on
item purchased
advantage; FIRST
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Are prescribed clearly by the law, and
through certain methods only can it be OBJ
tanned. He begged counsel to cite any law
orlauthority, any reason or argument, for do
ing what was asked of him. They could not
be given, and counsel well knew it. The
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ATTENTION, BRICK MAKERS !

EJE WILL SELL, CHEAP AND ON FAVOR
w able terms, our BRICK YARD and GRAVEL
bricks annually and $500 worth of gravel. 1t being
the only brick Y rd in near here, renders 1t
a constant good paying property Address by letter
or in person to F. S. FREEMAN & CO,
aug tv Woodland, Cal.
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A VOICE FROM THR SACRAMENTO HOUSE

upragation gentle.
effect they
Clock
what Dry Goods would be had they the control the inside
apparent reu they manifest rquishg their hold
Spool COton perpetuat
whitening effects
cOn the right at
yet
the trade nothing the We have been assad and
prosecuted
been solicited combinations We have been caj and threatened by
ivecv been used alternately but rather than
pae coed
CHques
gentlemen
distinctly exngushed
Fail well then that business must be built
principle principle handspring
endeaTOr There another view take of this matter We consider we
agents opne and
right here that combined such that well afford gv the
charity worthy feel like tbut system of working that
placing low scale all
mpOf kindly organ
designate Caust fully developed
threatening letter. public appreciation
proposes through
tell the people of Sacramento that merchant sell
losing cheating
goods"
All the merchants sell
of Lndley Murray We there Sprusic
your will public
principle you
cheating
goods; but
request
cheat the customer Here and would fn throw the
Mercy propagation doctrine
the public hereby the
Why Combination
the public
that has worked such radical
We surprised
presume simply
a possibly
people should patrons
spoo Cotton for house is willing them
friend Mr. Clot that
assuy foowprovng informed, Mr.
gracefully the jld hand pk brighter when onng oppressed
to
the
what of what God hath blessed (Signedl
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-12-17
THE SPHINX.


A Brief skstch OF the Bernhardt Play
New York Corr Philadelphia Times, Nov25
Briefly put, the "Ephinxn tells the story
of two women and man. One OF the
women Is married TO the man and the other
pines for him In secret. Strange As II may
appear, even to Philadelphians, the man
loved his wife and was disinclined to permit
an intimacy between the two. The wife,
personated by very fat lady, argued with
her husband In favor Of the friend, who was
personated by Bernhard. and he assented 70
an interview. The result Of the interview
was his perusal Of sundry letters she had
written, addressed nominally TO no one, but
really to himself. They were filled with fire
passion and dime novel love. He was touch-
ed, he faltered, he yielded. His wife felt the
change; jealousy dominated the situation
she and her thin friend had row the lat
ter felt keenly threatened exposure, and,
drawing poisoned pill from the head Of .
sphinx In her ring, she swallowed and died,
forgiven by the fat woman, whom she could
no longer injure, and the fat woman's hus.
band, who came just in time to be too late
Speaking of Bernhard, the writer says
"She has vixenish outbursts, vigorous decla
nations and intense demonstrations, but In
scene after scene there Is nothing to mari
her as distinct and peculiar from any Other
bright and competent artistic. - .@.9
Beyond question Bernhard has played The
greatest engagement ever known here, and
although don't detect any special fursre
she has made pronounceably favorable Inn
preston. s.t.s.-.s.f aas .a=# f. .srE a
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-12-17
A Western Wedding.

A newly-elected Justice of the Peace, who
bad been used TO drawing up deeds and will.
ana little e., wa 0ied upon a his Off.
ciai act to marry q couple who came into his
'ofice very husisdly 'andtold their purpose
He lost no time in removing his hat and re.
marked; Hats OF In NE presence of tine
Cout.s AHbeng uncovered he remarked
"Hold up your right hands. You, John
Martin, do You solemnly to the best Of YOU
knowledge an belief that you take this, yel
woman ter have an ter hold for syerseif yer
heirs, exekyerters, administrators and assigns
for your and their use an behoof foreyerf
= lido, answered the groom
"You, Alice Ever, take this man for yer
husband, ter hare end ter hold forever, and
you do further swear that you are lawfully
seized In fee simple, are free from all incun-
brances, and hev good right to sell, bargain
and convey to the said grantee yerself yer
heirs, administrators and assigns ~
81" / do" said the bride, doubtfully.
"Well, John, that1l be about a dollar an
fifty cents"
care. we. married?" asked the bride.
= .sYes, when the fee comes in."
After some fumbling 1t was produced and
handed 10 the court, who pccketed it and
continued:
"Know all men by these presents that !
being In good health and Of sound an dis
posin' mind, in consideration Of dollar an
fifty cents, to me in hand paid, the receipt
of which is hereby ACKNOWLEDGED, do and
by these presents have here declared you
man and wife during good behavior and un-
til otherwise ordered by the court"
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-12-17
An Inventor Satisfied.

AANew York agent of awestern silver
mine which has paid no dividends for the
last year or any other year received aTcail
the other day from a Long Island farmer
who had invested several hundred dollars In
stock and was anxious for returns. He was
blunt, plain-spo ken man, and he came to
the point at once by saying:
GAIL my neighbors tell me that they be-
lieve this mine was salted."
l"Were any of your neighbors ever In Col
orado?" qheried the agent.
al guess not"
"Were you ever there?"
"No."
+" Do you know anything about the cir
nate?" 80"
"No.n
l. aTheii, sir, lei me tell you that our mine
was sailed. That's the reason that we get
no dividends. Wehad to send 10 Chicago
for all our salt, and the cost of Transports
ten has been enormous. forget how many
barrels II took, but the executive officers Of
our. company are not the men TO 10. . mine
likeours spoif Tor the want Of 4 few barrels
Of salt ggaTGY0 ,eILL
"Then the salt was to save the mine pr
D e0flcourse.A THE sudden changes out
there must be guarded, against. Hang on "
your stoek ana have patience" sIfFEI
I'D Yes, I guess will, thought did feel
pretty blue yesterday. We've got some chaps
up our way who think they know 1t all, but
when 60 back and tell 'em we've got our
mine sailed from top 10 bottom and don't
care copper what kind Of weather comes
whooping along, mebbe they won't feel
quite 20 smart. If they have to use any
more out there, tell 'em for me to rub 1t IN
with the hand lit goes further and gives
better satisfaction" -