, 1880-03-23
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.

-" -'DssA''~ -""O0-A S~A ss~A~" AsOS w ssA7
yyc-t In. .,-.. .-.....
Tllcru Is class Of people who nre ever on
tho lockout for the getting Of something, 1t
,,nt for nnth;nr ~ ,oost fnr moxt r., ,,n,I,1nv
a,ul there i II ah.tier In % class ~ WHO ara mr. ulways
trying to accommodate them. When COM
ncrcIal transaction tnkcs pluce between two
rcrresantnttves nf The cinsst.s nn,nrti The rp-
sult is almost invariably tbat the % pcrson who
iFlea 70 eet sonlet'l'hR lof 1fext 10 n1n-
ihs HhuS tla1 lIe A1'icIt Ih'Fcitnaeh ~
leltslon and n stInrc. utterly worthless Ns
fur ns my practical utility Is concerned. The
accommodating cluss consist In the natn of
gentlemen in the patent-rigl.ts line Of bust.
ness WHO nave lof sue ilu'lnf OF af''cies
at prices eveT 70 much below those demanded
by tho regular trade for sftnilar goods, and
ss'tIu st",'. p'eso VI .e.ia.'is; "Men .nc .enN
r!ellts man docs Iilt sell n'ptece ol "exclll-
sG Eirtry 10 ..,i,t uone llIe,, ~ u tlsnc'
wei minittanaateay' ~, me oceaslally ~ noss'
ntltt wel % te artiees co[resili' +, somn tt
which uey irc1nentIy unl1'i: anu wien !'o
e,es noL iorget t3 sG'la ene1i on III retnfn tor
tie money, Wnacm ile h,Wnyx uinenlicfs .! . 10
sie sHke eare 0al e - TO- cn5y Epeslt- a
tit-fghts man llIlipg ny tliGse rettllre'slGllts
WouiM po M h9Iin!ost Pmenonehn1 @ ,aGee
oL hllhaiiity: ii!s Ini!l.lc ~ ny! o1lo
OF % MorS ot t1o teairsahehts ,s'e 1,n,l'eM ,i y
customers, Wnos ~ l!l1,, liltl!ct tllo 0illce X
t'ie . Mewsnaper wlle3, WI they latrollzu. @ witil
!tMettc ic.H!S, nGtn!iil,E to "ti,aer ~ StGir
ueeel,ison a,a n,so siae ntn,mer III Wm,cm lo
Mp9i, tllc deeelver. 4 henyy burden Of cnlil-
lin!ilt li nnS ot iaIo aI!seii IRON rMs'G noMse7
sWdsej tsM, Mo, " hau ~ J. i'tHsTIS,woeu tHaIr ,,",
g eqynfl!sseneh1' tn haVe lhVestea iHe't money
. tlt{N
IN A CLoTl1Es-wn1SoEn CALLED 1.-THE
LADIES' rAvois1r."
and supplied by the Spragnc Manufacturing
Company, of-nccortltng to tho utlycrtIs..-
,nellts-No. 1?G washington street. * reEu-
latio,l cigthess;;wrlllsGr WITH ha4! .r!lDhGr
M tlle why from S5 to Slo, s, that when sIm-
i!ar article, M Mhlcn hatt become ~ popii,ar pi1
e fay,9sfw ene t. T. ps 9liGtc M +
n,rge number # orders. t uM!fDfrtu,ately for
tho inyest,rs tile clteMp mach!!1c tisspito iis
soni'lentllE tl!iG inlheu 1at 10 ne m nt!eriy
lily han'ls as They be',eltl its absolute fainrs
20 wiring nt1yitlfs. Afld taeil. A!lVl1lE Melt,
ltnvlhE tfleu II nnce moro tlor from hity 10
9e nirv 'Les! ! MHG'ng So'mp'ts, ICY
hylg g no4a 9n'na S aqniSs dn hxn af'sr
vengeance upon the mentaGious 'nnn!lt.ct-
Nrer, they sat down and relieved their MI
Eall3ten sollls IN INC ihdltlh8 OF letters 10
Iigtt ,as ,lpr II nm NJ t,o.o o,,o,,u
that ~ sTv,i,,,"E rnn,rtar nn,i, wnvior.f1 ~
H. tt,ot y ,rt,n,.,; ,Iroa W ~
tntr,t tic ,t,nt', A. r. IE -; asht,u.,
.. n ~ III H.. ,on, i,,lsEsttH y
s.afes, r. 4iuea @ ~ sfS o n ',t,,
@ ~. hn ntn ~ .,i,!ui, y II r,s,'t ~. w, t
H. H. n,lcr ,. ~ Which .,,,E,, - ~ G!5E W. @ H."
aIo nolg u eno eGuMl,s @ MpnseWu: t',,,,,, lG Wy
eievMt9I gMey - aaa.Gu 1,laet ,nv 1sh'nV m,
~ ~ w. pr,,n ou thnr1! H., n, .ot % H.,
oG ss nn . non',I ~ ~ t,x5, ,1" ,,,, tt n ~,
0nma 9,!aeo WIZ oGfe"t'cu " s"o so"n6 nic'l
hn''lc1 lesl'ec1lscls
-, II. c. DEAN AND aEonoE .. MAYO
They were both engngctl, mud tho reporter
divcd Into second rooli' iii search, of tho
Sprugue concern. All hu slw III this room
WIS n wall filed with shelves continuing
envelopes Of an appearance susIiclously
akin to the "boollle htruck displayed ut the
Offices Of Horton nlld other wGll-know1l
confidence operators, nntl Il yDry
pretty young Indy. 1ie fnquIred 1t
the young laly where hc could SEQ tho
executive department OF the SpraguD AIaltll-
fnct,irlng Company, and she nodded, with u
pleasant stuile, III tlle direction OF the two
Young men. Just then tho younger of t!lDm
cuiIrtt out lii very unpleasant toe of ynlce;
- Now then cflnn ont t)f tllOre: thntts