The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-03-23
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The SOUTH KENTucKIAN, n cheap
and newsy paper. costs SO much, no
more. No matter what may be your
age or color, but be sure 10 pay Tor 1t
in advance that our friend Charley
inuy have money TO go TO the Centen
NAL at Nashville.
Tallnage says sinners should have a
show, but judging from tho number
OF immersious ut Sinking Fork
church, they hadn't much there.
VIM. w. says the wave of wo-
mans handkerchief has wrecked
many q man.
Miss j. d. says suitable texture
for Tho upper lip OF +. Z. would be a
li.tlc "mo-hair."
1t makes Jack NJ. mad to think that
so many people spell bumble-bee
with an h.
docs your wife play euchre =
3 ked j. Pm. "No,r replied I. q;
but she's death on poker"
Never have anything 10 do with
hogs, said one ofour African friends,
they will squeal on vou every timc.'
Mrs. says her husband 10 such q
blunderer that he can't even try on a
new boot without putting his foot
in II.
think it was the Cadiz editor who
said that one hug Is worth dozen
love letters, but Bud d. says Ills not
so unless The hug be great big one.
&. l.. says it's leap year bpt 1t
doesn't look win for young lady TO
70 home alone at 2 O'Clock in the
morning after sparkling her beau.
AT what age ought one to marry ?
asked j. Is (, to which Miss 9. replied
at the parsonage
L. II. L. says that goose berries are
large and plentiful in the creek this
pring judgin 3 from those seen
II a goose nc ST at Mrs G's last
Sunday.
Two women were seen In Indiana
last week tied TO the tongue OF q
wagon, which they werc pulling Il
market, which Miss y. IL. says intht
first case on record OF women living
tonge-tied.
Saws squire A. D.. TO his little sol
l'Do YOU know why I'm going to whil
lyou?' Yes said the boy, because
4 you bigger than me-
Mr.. VIM. II. says 10 win the es
teen OF girl whom one Inadly love
| that 20 cents invested In snuff or $l.2I
per week II invested in 'lasses' cand.
will do the business.
DR.. Clardy and Mr.. r. Caudl
were here u few days since.in the in
terest OF the iurApikc. We learn thu
our citizens refuse to take stock In il
Shame on them.
/. 1t is not often that we chronicle tn
death OF one who possessed SO man
noble aud generous traits Of charac
ter as the subject of the followinI
brief notice: Brewer Southall, VIII
died on the 9Th inst, aged &c years
TIis illness was protracted, out b
bore his suil'erings SO patiently ali
OVERWHELMINGLY that only God kne'
: the extent ofthem. We have know
him for some time and can say thu
: no one eyer before died in this COR
mm,ity as much beloved by all, b
frirnds many, enemies none. SO ger
|, cruus aud pure was his life that whe
the summons came he spoke of deaf
! an'l approached the grave with nnfa
! tcring trust In Him who said "We
dqne thou good and faithful servaI
enter thou into the joys ofthy Lord
: II Is not for him that we should wee
. but for his devoted wife aud the
. angelic little Mabel in tho loss of o.
dcarer to them than lie itself. Wcs
not loved ones for tho ransomt
!, spirit, but hearken TO the low M
" comforting voice Of your God viii
y pcring "Como unto me all so III
q ore weary and are heavy laden and
Q will give you rest"
MIzrAn.