National Republican., 1880-07-26
MISCELLANEOUS.
For THE NATfoNAL REPUBLICAN.
The Modern "shylock."

by PERCY"
rs j. T1LDEN, 10 ne ChGir1aaaof Me Democratic Cam.
pdigH Congressional Committee
ANTONIO (WallaceC
Well, Tllden, shall we be beholden to you2
SHYLOCK (IildenC
signor Wallace, many time and or
In congress and in the columns Of
John Kelly's organ, the star;
Your colleagues have rated me about my moneys
And my cipher usances !"
Still have borne 1t with patient shrugi
For suficrance IS the badge Of all presidential
They called me paralyzcd, cut-throat usurer
Aud spit upon my Jewish ulster,
Por which paid In goody coin, from the pro
ceeds Of my income tax hypOthccations, the sum
Of Sli.5Oat the secondhand bazar OF SOLEMN Low
on the Bowcryl
And all for use Of that which IS mine own.
Well, then, II now appears you need my hclp
70 elect your Cincinnati mcnagorie TO
The White House.
Go TO- then with the immaculate gall
Ofa Washington guide you come 10 me,
And you say, "1ilden, we would have lucfe."
You say so; You that did vote for the
Electoral commission. and said my letter
To the Cincinnati convention was "tafiy,"
Thereby giving the racket away" to the
delegates aud insuring the nomination Of
That "Pinalore ticket'-the very model
or modern Mujor-Geuersl,' Hancock,
Aud Sweet William English of Indiana, not
Even letting my favorite hCnchmen, Sam Randall
So legal tenders Is your sult2
What shall say TO you2 Should
MOI ''WnrDle'--il0tn a private CitiECn
And diseniranchised politician shckels TO
Lavish on the lost cause of solid south2
Is it possible that noGenity IN
Democratic circles like me can advance
Funds from an heretofore unrecogniZed "bar'P for
The support OF your "anti.TanneT nominee
For president?
orshall / bend low and in my "cpher" key,
With b0ted breath aud whispering
Humbleness, say this
Fair srs, you went back on me In
March last--you spurned me on
Convention UQy. another time called
An INSTRUCTED II. y" and for these courtesies
I'll give you this much money!
out upon you, for by the gods I'd
Sooner knock every hoop from my
Precious "bnr'l' 10 swell the campaign
Fund TO elect Colonel Pinchover and English Bill,
The Boston burglar, for president and yico-prosi-
Than TO countenance the miscarriage
or THE demo-Chinese confederate convention,
Aud don't you forget it!!l
Oh. no, Signor William, in the tingo
Ofmy eagle eye you can naught
OF the emerald isle color, and not a
single "cosseE will disgorge.
Mcthinks you might tackle the
"Newioundland tail" OF your ticket, English
(who, understand, you expect win wag the spitz
pup head into the presidential chair in Novem-
ber),
Who, perhaps, will again inimortalize
Himself as he did OF the time of the great Chicago
fire., and subscribe the princey
Amount of whole 81, National grcenbacl
Issued By the First National bank Of indianapolis.
To, Ia Mr.. Chairman, you'll never
Miss the barrel till your cash runs dry"
Ny underlakers, the Niscount Randall and
Duke de Jacobs, have Messrs, "Brass-buttons'
Hancock aud " Hoosery" English's measures, and
WIN furnish their November collins, made from
The finest New York spruce and Indiana ash.
Inlad with maple from Pennsylvania aud cedar
From the Virginia woods and free
Transportation up
Salt river TO our already
Densely populated democratic cemetery.
Oh, no, Bobbie, "Old birds cannot be caught with
chun," and cen though you
| Took back seat and let me
| Name the national committee chairman,
| / still swear by the sacred nose
| OF Cronin" not to produce nickel;
What no without Slave, show this
Charity solicitor 10 the outskirts of the park"
Bye bye, senator, until 1881, for
There's destiny that shapes my end,
Rough Hewitt HS | will.n
ANTONIO (WHllaCcC
Til-den, farewell