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Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
[Cleveland (Ohio) Herald.l
A HammOck's Wild Way.

An Illinois exchange feels called to thus deliver itself "His hammock swung loose at the sport of the wind, |" and tumbled the Hon. J. s. Irwin on his head, and but for the application of St. Jacobs Oil, hemight have gone "where the woodbine twineth." Even so, dear Beacon, as many others have gone, who, failing to use the Great German Remedy in time, for their rheumatism and other dangerous diseases, "have paid the debt of Nature" Rub is our motto.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

NERVOUS DIsEAsEs.-Dr. Cutter says that the increase of nervous diseases. decaying teeth, premature badness and general lack of muscular and bone strength are greatly due to the impover. ished quality of flour now in use, the gluten being thrown away in order to make the four white. He urges the use of unbolted flour and of eggs, milk and butter. He denies that fish is brain food or that Agassiz ever said it was, and claims that butter, being nearly ali fat, is better kind of brain food than any other.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

A MORMON Soo1ETY.-A society of Mormon girls, having for it's object the securing of monogamic husbands has been discovered and broken up at Salt Lake. The members took VOW to marry no man who would not pledge himself to be content with one wife. Five granddaughters of Brigham Young had joined it.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
"I Don't Want That Stuff,o

Is what lady of Boston said to her hus- band when he brought home some medi- cine to cure her of sick headache and neuralgia which had made her miserable for fourteen years. At the first attack thereafter, it was administered to her with such good results that she con- tinued it's use until cured, and was so enthusiastic in its praise that she in duced twenty-two of the best families in her circle to adopt it as their regular family medicine. That stuff is Hop Ritters -.Si19lHayd
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

A JUDGE IN EARNEST. Smith said, on opening his court at Connors- vile, Tenn. civilian Henry Smith is arraigned for assaulting his father. " The magistrate had on the previous day knocked his father down with O club, and it was himself that he was now ar raigning. He continued "The evi- dence is conclusive, and I'm not sure but I ought to send myself to jail for ten days. But, as thiJ is my first offence, and I certainly had a good deal of provo cation, I will simply impose fine of ter dollars"
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

Indigestion, DyspeDsga. nervous prostratfon and all forms of general debility relieved by taking Mensmnn's Peptcntxed Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef contaiipg its entre nutrttous properties II st mulan like the extracts of beef but contains bood.naking, force generating and lfesustainng properties isinvauablo in all sn feebed conditions, whether the result of exhaustion prostration. overwork, or acute disease par ticularly fl resulting from pulmonary compainta
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

HIS ARMoR.-Jim Lyon, who was killed in barron fight at Willard, Ne braska, was found to be clad in a com- plete though penetrable suit of armor. Shields for his back and front were made of heavy leather, padded with an inch of cotton batting, and suspended under his clothing by straps overhis shoulders. This protection had long given him the courage to figure as bully.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

CHICAGO girls are wonderfully full of resources. Their new device for hurry ing up bashful sritors is to secretly pro- cure the marriage license themselves, and the publication of the fact in the papers nerves the timid youths up to the required pitch of desperation.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

"How CAN you," asked man lately of A. Simis X Son, "sell your hats so much cheaper than others, aud still make it pay?" The answer was, !" If Halter sells one hat and makes profit of dol lar, and the other sells ten hats ill the same length of time and makes twenty five cents profit on each, who makes it pay the best?" This is our case. Try il yourself at A. Simis X Son, Fulton and Now Church Streets. New York City.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
Hen. John Cessnn,

FIX M. 0. from Pa., writes: "In the space of twelve hours my rheumatism was gone, having taken three doses Durang's Rheumatic Remedy. My brother, of Bedford, Pa., was cured by a similar quantity" This great remedy has been before the public six years and has never failed to cure the worst case. Write to R. K. Helphenstne, Druggist, Washington, D. o., for a 40 page pamphlet Sold by druggists everywhere.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

THE young clerk who desires to pass himself off as wealthy son of retired manufacturer or lord of the soil, should see that the height of the counter is not too plainly marked on the binding of his vest.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
ISt. Paul Pioneer Press
What We Hate,

We hate growing, no matter what the source or cause, and recommend here with the remedy. Use St. Jacobs Oil and laugh at pain. It will do the work every time.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

PHILOSOPHERS say that affairs should always be conducted with view to the greatest good of the greatest number. Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup has demonstrate ed itself to be of the greatest good to the greatest number of sufferers.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

The Peruvian Syrup has cured thou sands who were suffering from Dyspep- sia, Debility, Liver Complaint, Bolls, Humors, Female Complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to any address. Seth w. Fowle & Sons, Boston.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

F1Ts.-Louis Hohenschild frequently had epileptic fits in the night, and, as a precaution against falling out of bed, he tied himself fast. One morning he was found choked to death by the rope.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
"He had gone home at evening And found it morning there"

Poor Mabel she did not know (do we any of us know?) what had changed her little smiling friend, who always reached out glad hands to her, into that death white marble, and she looked at it won- deringly, with unrecognizing eyes, but when we took him away she looked on
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

EVERYBODY IS pleased with tho improved Carboline. n deodorizcd extract of petro !eum. It is as clear and limpd as spring water, and was originally intended by nature as panacea for all diseases of tho scalp and skin, and as a natural hair renewer.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

A HARTLEss HUSBAND Tt transpired in Keokuk lawsuit that the defendant had sent his wife to the poorhouse and married his fathers divorced wife.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

Have Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry always at hand. It cures Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Group, Influenza, Consumption, and all Throat and Lung Complaints. 50 cents and $l A hOttle
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10

sadly, and no sweeter hymn was sung for him than her softly murmured ''Bye- bye, dear boy" as she watched them bear him away.
 We buried him in our own lot in the cemetery-selfsh indness-because Mabel loved him so, and over his grave we raised 8 simple memorial, no name, no age, only this:
 "Bye-bye, Dear Boy"
 I have taken Mabel up there several times, but she only played with the dead rustling leaves, and she never seems to think of him now. Happy children! they soon forget
 wrote all this year ago. Oh, can it be "only one year, one little year, 3 and now there is another grave by that of "Dear boys, a little grave, only half as long,"
 "You'd scarcely think so small thing Could leave loss so large."
 Oh, Mabel, Mabel bye-bye darling. Just before she went to sleep she lifted her heavy eyes-those sweet violet eyes we all loved so much-and murmured something we could not hear. I bent down close; close, for oh, I knew then our darling was going, and heard her say, as if to herself, "Dear Boy," but in such glad voice as if she saw him. And we thought she had forgotten We had entertained angels unawares.
Connecticut western news., 1880-11-10
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THE old Scotch provetb Many micElS snsh !,

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 ERICH BROS, Sih Ave, New oik.
 They Ina ve catered tho wants of the masses SO sue oessful that day they have in their es- tablish ment every requisite for ady,s waralope, from head to foot, whio children and m'sses can pc suppl cd from tscthng rings to comp,eie ontnIs have often OK pended $l0O per day to let tho pubic know how cheap they could ell, The result lsaston- ishnR. They are extending their rooms 10 acconmo- date the increasing trade. This enormous patronage enables them to take advantage of tue markcts ana small profits only being added onab their patrons to buy ut retail than usual wholesale prices Eo lady tin the city shnul failto give them can. On Ladies' Furs you can save 100 pec cent YOU cRn get n deecripive catalogue ot this inn enee etocK py Sending address to ERIoR BRos. sth Ave, Now York
, 1880-03-07

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, 1880-03-07

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, 1880-03-07

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, 1880-03-07

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The Red Cloud chief., 1880-12-02
Four Comets Now Visible.

IT is quite unusual to have four comets
present. The first of the tour is SchG-
berle's comet, which was discovered
last April and is nov receding from the
sun after having passed behind it. The
second is Fave comet; n small periodic
comet, which makes its circuit once in
five and a half years. 1t is now fast
passing from view and visible only to
the largest telescopes, after a short visit
under ~unfavorable circumstances. The
third comet is the one discovered. on
September 29th. by Hartwie. at Stras-
burg, and on the mex evening. ut Ann
ArbOr, by Harrington. When first
seen, it was very bright for a telescope
comet, and even visible to the naked
eye, with a tail some two degrees long.
Its spectrum has been examined. and
found to be just like that of mos, other
comets apparently identical with the
banded spectrum seen at the base of a
cOal-gas flame. The comet when first
seen had passed its %perihelion. and has
been continually growing fainter. until
now in the moonlight it is an insignifi-
can't object. The fourth comet is the
one discovered in the Constellation Of
Pegasus. by Swift. of Rochester. on the
night of October 10-11. 1t is described
by the d~iscoverer as faint but very
large. and moving very slowly toward
the north and vest. The moonlight
is so troublesome that as vet astrono-
mers, so far as known to the writer.
have failed to get any observations on
it. According to the computations of
Encke, the comet of 1912 had an orbit
which would bring it around in 70.7
years, and. as this period is considers
bly, uncertain. its return is looked for
almost any time. Until the orbits of
the new comets are computed. it is i'm
possible to say whether n OF them
may not be this object. 1t was not,
however. in 1912 anything but q tele-
scopic bOdy.-N y. Lndependent.
The Red Cloud chief., 1880-12-02
WIZ THrv CALLED HEg 'Erft'
kItn."

Her nsua- ~As sasAa graai n~'sssa.
bu. thss clisi her hts~ssSss. sS@
wuald nsyvr g0ss. way. aud @ sn
sn,as ~ tel voa Shs sas th@ sweet
e,l, spryr.L naosi sisilsA Assar lsit Yea
ever az. ard bsszs,sd aiac snd ons BAL
hirhdAys Psshap. yoa dcat c~ans
,h. halves. bat sasy did she ccse-
bn.si ever half ~scsr-shtak o. iSAA
Onl, there wAsa dsfsrvnoe- Ihe~ss~
the real birsh-days, ~hea , h.i sef
pArtie, and pvv~-a,s, AEa hAi-saf ~
tween then the blessed dafs "asn
"a. herself -rat \ box ~ the thiiasca .
Home. nll.i With cd TOYS cAFsiusly
mcndcd or res ones boaxht WITH hof
osu pocket money.
However. this Ia. nothlng - da whh
our title. They never calici stsf
KITTY kct;v." on those days III sa'
ap~s name" brother Sell sssd-sh"
went Ia tho academy AMI icsrrs~i slang
quite A. ~rvsiiy a. Latin or
used unly xhsn sac rUle her haga
horse. or. in other words. When she sss
irving 90 do Aunt I'onsroy. high
horse" may refer - the cae usei ~ Tie
siege of Troy; when ma ire"nSi
NJ the slang Noll aiwNys Insisted q, sAs
classical lie tha, A. Il NAV. doing
Aunt PomerO, meant iiltis sacs at
tcmpts to initiate TIA, laig : grand airs
and elegant manners. Aai,cr-oi-isct
papa quiet, busy mamma. hotstcf"ns
Noll. slow little l5css. ven loving Cousin
Kate, were all content tn be So vsrF
commonplace. They never carvi 'o
know what sas proper. AMI styiish. AMI
fashionable. Hut she "gasci.
and admired e single miauio Aunt
fomeroy was in the honse.
And then she did u
The trouble was. thc others would
smile so pro,okingly Whenever she
tired To be- real extra polite, and when
she went out with every boiy
treated her like u little girt of whom
nothing was expected beyond thanks
and II YOU please" sues great am
bition was 10 make call. quite by her
self.
And a, las; the opportunity came,
Il expect To 20 pas, Aunt Dolly to-
morrow" said DIR. Delcyan n day.
What \ pityr' exclaimed mamma.
thinking of the animal meeting oi the
Woman's Board. which she could not
possibly leave. The dear old aunties
will expect Ia SEQ some 81. IA. suppose
YOU take Susy2"
Papa made no objection. and sue
hurried into the library Ia begin her
preparations. Out zane n dainiiiy-
bound book, of whose existence bother
some Noll was in bllssinl ignorance.
and which Bess thought drcadfully
stupid for anything having such a iunny
name. IL WAS funnier Ia watch suc
bowling. and curts.y ing. anil repeating
elegant phrases before the long mirror.
Bess standing here. or sitting there. ~
circumstances. or the book. demanded.
but one tires ~ even funny thing.
and AT the ond of act nth little Bess
slipped quietly out. However. sue
could the more easily decide un her
toilet. with no one TO ak Why and
what forS'
First she laid out half n dozen bits of
paste board. her own secret handiwork;
The Red Cloud chief., 1880-12-02
A Blind Inventor.

OSE of the most remarkable men in
this country whom | know anything
about is the blind President Of the
Herreshoff Manufacturing Company Of
Bristol, X. l.. from whom the company
takes its name. He was here this week
to see the Secretary OF the Navy. He
is absolutely blind. and yet he invents
and constructs torpedo boats and small
steam vessels for governments in all
parts Of the world. His steam launches
glide through the water al the rat of
twenty miles an aour. He has a num-
Der on hand which he wants TO sell 70
the Government. He builds a launch
in which steam can be gotten up ia six
minutes. which can be carried on board
shin as an ordinary ships boat, which
will contain coal and water enough 20
run 800 miles. Moreover. he ciaims
tina. his new boats will not sink. and
that they will therefore serve as life
boats, steam lifeboais' How many
drowned meE and women might now
be living il such things really existed on
the great ocean passenger boats Mr..
HerTeshof can tell n much about an
ordinary-sized steam ~launch-her lines,
methods of construction. etc. by feel
ing. as others can BY seeing. and he
goes on in~venting and building just as
II his eyes were not closed forever. But
he is . tall. big-brained man. who
couldn't help inventing and working il
he tried. Such a man would have 70
suffer the loss OF more than n of his
senses before his mental efficiency
would be impaired When he wanted
to build some steam launches for the
Government he came down here TO the
navy yard and fel: of the Government
launches to discover their shape and
how they were made. Then he weai 10
Bristol and made launches suitsble for
she Governments use. IL Is very like
" that the Government will bus several
OF them from him ashir.yto. Cor.
Boston Herald
The Red Cloud chief., 1880-12-02
HUMOROUS.

FIGURES have been compiled ~ show
that n lazy man will live no longer than
a worker. lie simply sees more circus
professions aud begs more tobacco
Detroit Free Press.
II HAVE n frog in NV throat" said
Jones in a husky voice after talking for
a good hour" Oh" exclaimed the
overbored Robinson. Then 10 isn't
your own croaking you've been giving
me?"-Bos,oH TroHSeripL.
'.Ir / have ever used any unkind
words, Hannah" said Mr.. Smiley 10
Mrs. Smiley. reilec,iyely. II take them
all back" "Yes. | suppose you want
To use them over again. was the not
very soothing reply.
KINGS 1 HAVE Mar" is the tito Of
Mr.. Archibald Forbes lecture. Some
day Mr.. Forbes will come across three
kings and a pair ~ Then he
will learn something about the truly
great OF this country.-GH-
ciaHdti Enquirer
WHEN an Eastern N goes To Colo
RADIO he is called a tenderfool" until
he has been stabbed. shot AZ, engaged
in a free hight. has fallen down n mine.
been kicked by a mule aud chased by =
Vigilance Committee. Then they adj
nit that he is getting used to the coun-
try. and when he kills his nan he -
looked upon as a citizen.-B Boston Post.
ONE day the poe, Whittier was ex-
changing "reminiscences with Miss Abb
gail Dodge Gail llamilton). when he
told the following story Of an old friend.
who was very much ANNOYED one after
noon by some boys following him and
jeering and swearing at him. and as
pecially when his hat blew of. calling
out To him: .'Gs il. Broadbrim' Linn
Der up and you'll catch il yet!' The
friend noticed another boy coming down
the street. and said: BOY. Is thee pro-
fane?' You bet" Then (handing
him a quarter) Gus those boys two
shillings' worth"
IT was in the Galveston Opera-House.
The two gentlemen were from the coun-
try. After the curtain fell on the first
act one of them, who had been reading
the programme said in an excited man
ner: Its an Internal swindle. just got
up to take i'm Strangers Whats n
~swindle?" Here il says the neXt act
il two years later. wonder il they
think we are going to stay in Calves
ton. at two dollars aday. for w years.
Just TO see this thing out?' They went
out and saw the ticket man about it
Galveston NeUs.
The Red Cloud chief., 1880-12-02

ARTHUR FITZPATRICK. who returned
from Colorado q short time ago, gives
the following glowing account of an
occurrence in the mining districts. of
which he was an eyewitness: "A
miner and some companions were cross
ing the Continental Divide when il was
covered with snow. Three miles below
them. down . decline of f~orty-iye de-
grees, deeply covered with frozen
snow, lay the spot they desired 20
reach, while to go round by rail was
fifteen miles. The miner took q tin
pan used for washing gold. spread his
blanket over it. got in himself in 3
squa:fing position on his launches.
tucked the blanket around. held his
rifle and other traps over his head and
got one of his companions to give him \
push He informed me he went down
at the speed of sixty miles 3 minute.
and shot far out into the valley at the
foot of the mountain. When he stopped
he found the soldering Of the pan
melted from friction. his blanket on
fire. and il was his impression that had
he gone much further he would have
been burned up, together with al hi
trapR."