The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-08


wended its way along the banks Of the
classic Smoky, fully determined to de-
populate that famous stream by wag-
ing merciless war upon its finny in
habitants. Satisfied of the importance
Of obtaining a report of the expedition
and knowing well, from previous ex-
perience, that the lips of the company
upon their return would be as . sealed
book, We detailed special reporter to
shadow the party with strict injunc-
ton that he should, under no circum-
stances, permit himself to be discover
ed, as our financial condition would
not justify the expense of q funeral.
After the party got well under way,
the reporter mounted fleet steed and
pursued them, at respectful distance.
Strict as had been his instructions, the
reporter came near violating them at
Thomas Whites residence, where the
party halted for deliberatiOn and in
In Mr.. White the compa-
ny found true friend, for he not only
gave them the freedom of the grounds,
but was 80 courteous and obliging as
to volunteer his services in aid of the
expedition. A careful reconnaissance
was made, and an eligible position for
attack secured. Some thoughtful
member Of the party had brought
along a jug of sorghum with which to
bait the seine, and after this difficult
work had been performed, and the
whole company had donned their fish,
ing habits, the skirmish line advanc-
ell and the battle began. We regret
exceedingly to state that from lack of
experience in this peculiar line our re-
porter was unable to give a detailed
and accurate description of the various
costumes. Suffice it to say, however,
that the elegant rigidity Of Freeman
collar and the superb appearance Of
his satin necktie attracted the report
er's attention from the French open
work so profusely displayed by How
ard, while William, true to the policy
50 recently adopted by his party, APP
prOpriated to himself the bloody shirt.
As the army advanced Edward and
Joseph formed in solid phalanx to
guard the rear and protect the COM
missary. At the first charge the enc
my was dislOdged. but to the chagrin
OF the attacking party only nine were
captured, while the retreating battal-
ions carried off all their dead and
wounded. A council of war was i'm
mediately held and the unanimous
opinion was that the net had not been
well baited. The sorghum was here
most vigorously applied to the seine,
and without further delay the army
marched oil. By this time the enemy
became satisfied they could not hold
their ground, 50 they occupied their
time in forming abattis, and numerous
and lengthy were the delays caused
by these obstacles. As the water was
quite chilly, Thomas, protesting that
he could not swim, Rugged the shore,
while Captain Smith and LIST Lieut..
Will bravely held the centre. When
ever the enemy came within range
the captain ordered the company to
aim low, but the distractions were 20
numerous that the lead line could not
always he kept down. At the second
halt Edward threw the sorghum to
AL, who failed to catch il, and ii quick
ly disappeared beneath the surface OF
the stream. This disaster struck ter
rOr to the hearts of all, and Thomas,
forgetting his previous protestatiOns,
struck out to the rescue, and diving
with the dexterity of an experienced
swimmer, soon appeared, triumphant
ly bearing aloft the rescued jug. Al
this juncture the party struck for grub,
and sandwiches disappeared as mist
before the morning sun. Anticipating
unusual danger, Edward and Joseph
started to town for achievements,
and soon returned with Alex, Lewis
and Daniel. Daniel refused to expose
himself to danger until he had put on
his steel breastplate. As ii was deemed
inexpedient to delay the march, AL,
Edward, Howard and Thomas were
specially detailed to carry him to the
front. Selling him with n vigorOu,
grasp they started him down the bank
at full speed, but Daniel, with tn,
strength Of desperation, at the critica
moment tore loose from his captOrs
Thomas, unable to check his velocity
performed the hitherto unseen aero
battle feat Of turning a triple somer
sault, landing upon his head instea,
Of upon his feet. He claimed he wa.
hunting for worms. but the party dis
puted his claim. Howard shout thi
time also became interested in vermin
Ology but As he lacked spade, he sup
piled the want of this implement b!
using his nose. One more charge com
pletely routed the enemy, Interna
dissension then arose, and HOwar'
and Thomas setting upon William
robbed him Of his decorative appare
Here our reporter FASTENED to town I,
procure the services Of special arts
to photograph the group and the las
sight which met his retiring gaze wa
Al, Howard and Dan. standing upOI
the high bank, each offering to bet hi
shoes and stockings that he could turl
a somersault farther into the stream
than either Of the Others. Since thei
return, whenever two of the party
meet, the following challenge and re
Spouse may be instantly heard
What are you DOING" II am hold
ing down the lead line"
Mr.. :. f.. Parsons Was married 4
Miss Densie Ingraham. at the resi-
dence Of the brides parents, Brook
vile, by Rev. 5. Wright, on Thursday
July lst. The JOURNAL was the re
cipient Of elegant cake favors Con
CALCULATIONS are extended Ia SAN
and his bride. They have scores Q
friends who wish them well in tn
long journey Of life.
The Christian Cooperative Societ.