Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-10

the Ould tunes, and afther while there
was lashuns of whisky put on the table,
and we talked, and dhrinked again, till
it's my sarious opinion that my sinses
left me intirely, and niver came back till
1 found meself in bed MKT mornin, ;
mighty Uneasy In my mind, and won
dhering how I got into Misthress Con-
nolly's room instead of my own. While
was schaming out an apology, who
should come to the door but Misthress
Connolly herself.
"' Misther Murooney,' seq she, wild
deep blush, how do you find yerself
this mornin'
"'Pretty well, thank we, mem, SEE 1,
barring the dhryness Of my mouth.
$50 Is it dhry ye are?' SEE she, as saft
as butther. Fax, that's aisy mended
anyhow. Would you like dhrop of
sperits, Misther Mulrooney?'
"sDeed an I would, av it be plasin'
ye. Misthress Connolly sez [.
"'Och, Pether, dear, sure it's Misthress
Mulrooney you must call me now,' SEE
she.
"Pdbeplasedto call We anything that's
dacent and proper, acushla, sez 1, tin
derby, for the thirst was consuming
me.
"tOh, but it's the quare man We are
seq she, laughin'. Sure I was in luck
the day We came to boord at my house.
"' Ye may say that SUI I, for am
a gintleman of an anshent family, an
it's not always ye're favored wild the
like, Misthress Connolly
"' Mulrooney,' sez she, correcting me.
"'Mem SEE [.
''sYe must call me Mulrooney now,
seq she.
"'Wid all me heart seq I, 6 if ye
like the name betther nor yer own but
tits not marryin' man I am
':'Troth, Pether DEAR SEE she, L
hope yell niver be afther MARVIN q
second time
"'Faix, an it's little I'll be thinkin'
about marriage, first or second, seq [.
''Ochi wirra, wirra!' SEE she, 'only
to hear him As If he didn't give Father
Hennessy good silver dollar for maxim
us man and wife last night
'''Misthress Connolly seq I, starin'
wild amazement, 'sure it's jokin' we are. ;
"sNot bit av it, Pether dear, SEE
| she, laughin', and holdin' up slip OF
paper, by the same token that this is
the certificate of the priest that I hould
in my hand
"FBe my sowl, then, SEE I, mis-
thress Connolly, We may call the certifi-
cate yer husband, for sorra thing will
have to do wild it.
"' Mulrooney!' seq she, do you de-
nv thQ r-Inor 11DO1, NV oz.9'
Sorra bit I care about the goold
ring, seq I, iumpin' out Of bed. VIII
it be pleasin' We to go out Of the room
while dress myself.
"sOch, I'll lave ye, wild all my heart,
SEE she, snatchin' up my clothes. 'But
it's little yen have to dress wild till We
come to yer sinses, Pether Mulrooney.'
''And by this, and by that, Misther
Urbin, she tuck my garments under her
LAWN me in the empty room wild my
self. Tear and ages = seq to myself,
when she was goin', cts chated I am in
tirely; but maybe It's only funnin' she
is afther all. Ayehi whatn I do?
IT'S great comfort there's bed in the
room. Shure she won't starye me ::
mighty onaseyaI am, anyhow, and that's
thrue'"
$50 you went to bed again. Well,
what came next?"
"Twelve mortal hours [ laid there,
widout atm or dhrinkin'; and then Mis-
thress Connolly knocked at the door.
"Pether, dear, sez she.
"'Oh! you murtherin' woman SEE I.
E,rT1;o LII o,,o Will, m b11,,
"SAm [ Misthress Mulrooney?' sez
she, spakin' through the kay-hole. 'Am
I yer lawful wife?'
"Be my fax, it's blue-molded I'll be
before I say SO, Biddy Connolly
Biddy Mulrooney seq she.
Connolly SEE L
"'Mulrooney!' seq she.
Go to the divil = SCI I.
"'The top of the marnin' to We,
Pether,' seq she, and wild that she whit
away. Twas pitch dark. Misther Dr.
bin, when she came again.
"'Is it wake We are wild the hunger,
Pether dear?' seq She
"'Give me my clothes, Misthress Con-
Molly SEE I, family.
"' 'TisBiddy Mulrooney that is spakin'
to ye, Pether DEAR seq she. Would
ye like cofee-tay or tay-tay, wild hot
mate and pittaties? Shure there's plin-
ty of 'em downstairs, Pether darlint,
barrin' the fear I have that your minds
disordered.'
sSure it 'ud be the wondher av it
wasn't, wild the bad tratement I've had,
Misthress Connolly SEE T.
"Troth, Pether dear, seq she, finder
ly, 'it'll be q blessed day for me whin I
can betther it. But ye must confess
that you married me last night, and that
my names Mulrooney.'
"'Let me out, SEE I, 'or I'll die the
night!
"''Deed, Pether ochora, it nd be
plasin' to me to do it av ye wor in yer
right head but the times not come
yet, [ see, SEE she; and, wild that, down.
stars she trotted agin.
"Och, but suffered wild the hunger
pain, Misther Urbin, till I could bear it
no longer. knocked at the door, and
called out: Misthress Connolly,
Misthress Connolly, letme spake to ye. ;
'sThere is no Misthress Connolly
now sez o dirthy little colleen from the
outside; shure she was married last
night, and her names Mulrooney.'
"'Tell Biddy Null - Mulrooney to
come here, thin,' seq I. Och, but I
al, I'd l. L.