Richland beacon., 1880-01-17
WAITS AND WHIMS.

IT taxes SOBER man 10 walk tlght
rope
We welcome cold weather with
warmth.
"By my trough" as the male pig said
to his sweetheart.
If time is really money any man ought
to be worth his wait in gold.
AN American named Doyle built the
Ast paper mill in Japan in 1874
IN Milwaukee street cars everybody
talks; in Chicngo mum is the word
THE wool crop Of Texas amounts to
over twenty-five million pounds year
ACouIREMENTs are often mistaken foH
abilities. There is difference in value
Of silver and plated ware. .-...
AGLAss bracelet, of elegant workman
ship, has been found eighty feet beneath
the surface of the ground, near Castro
vile, Texas
BEAUTIFUL Yes, bu, the blush will fade.
The light grow dim which the blue eyes wear;
The gloss will vanish fium curl and braid,
And The sunbeam die in the waving hair;
Turn from the mirror and strive to win
Treasures VI lOvciiDcss siif 10 last;
Gather earths glories and bloom within,
That the soul may be bright when youth 10 pas&
IT is vulgar to tell a man he lies
Just inform him in your sweetest man.
ncr that the prodigality Of his assertion
Is beyond hclicf.-Udctcnsack R,pub-
icGW.
SOME errors you are allowed to cor,
rect, but marriage, is a take "fOr better
or for worse" and young man and Young
woman, you ought to consider this be-
for you allow the orange blossom to
bloom.
A DENTIST in Bristol, Vt., recently
received by mail an order for a set OF
teeth which read as follows: NV mouth
is three inches across, tive-eighth inches
through the jaw. Sum hummocky on
the edge. Shaped like horseshoe, toe
forrard. IT you want to be more par
tiklar shall have to come thar"
"THR prudent man seeth the danger
afar of and hideth himself" was the
text tho village clergyman took before
descending the cellar stairs, after catch.
ing glimpse of huge donation party
looming up in the distance.
A JERSEY man was once thrown one
hundred and fifty feet by an express
train, when he picked himself up. looked
around for his hat and remarked; "Well.
II l don't find that hat I'll make the
company pay for it."
SOFTLY the silvery moon shone down
In the midnight cold and clear,
And the tones of q couple wooing
W"re borne to the listening ear
Like the whispered words Of some dark ploe
In the stories'to children told,
Her voice floated upward through the air,
"Oh, Charlie. but your nose is cold"
-t2eubenyiRs HerdA
YOU'VE Seward placed q pistol at his
head, in the presence of tho girl who
had rejected his suit, at Houston. Mimi,
and said he was going to commit suicide.
He counted, One, two" and she GOV.
cred her eyes with her hands. LOOK
at me-" he said. She obeyed-" threew
and into his brain went the fatal bullet,
A BOTTLE of wine was dug out of the
ruins of Pompeii the other day, which
had been buried eighteen hundred years.
1t will be opened soon at banquet, and
If age increases the flavor Of
wine, as is claimed, that bottle will be
very aromatic, and those who drink
much of it will 60 home in hack
PecPs Sun.
X has the best kindof . reputation -
In unrivaled liar. t.e is 90 much at
home in lying" said A, speaking of him,
that whenever by mistake he tells the
truth, he becomes confused and troub-
ed He's so great liar" said an
'ther of KS friends, "that you can't
wen believe the contrary of what hs
ellis ycu."
That passage In your novel doesn't
eem particularly new, you know"
Well, maybe it isn't, but then what
lOes Solomon say? Nothing new under
he sun, you know. Take up any book
1ou Ike, and defy you to find in it q
ingle word, single syllable, single let
er even, that hasn't been used over and
,ver and over again.
A DENVER girl, Just for fun" en-.
gagged herself to marry two men, but
Ippointed the same day, hour and place
Tor secret wedding with each. The
tutors were somewhat disconnected by
Zach others presence, as we'll as by the
girls absence, but they finally came to
IN amicable understanding 10 dcspise
1er.