The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-01-15

1t has been suggested thsttfn public
%cistern on.the corner ofBarron iandspm-
ers stree be converted into elhdit com
~servatory. 1t is soq nice and ,dry-it
ought to be used for something.
Mrs. Douglass, VIE Of Martin Doug
lass, living in the north part of town,
sustained serious injuries by falling down
stairs on Friday night last, but we are
pleased to learn is slowly recovering.
Mems undershirts and drawers DC, at
Josa Woerner's.
The Murphy organization of Eaton is
recognizing again. 1t will flourish
probably, until another election takes
place. There is generally too much by
pocrisy and cant gets into the association
here.
NJ. L. HoLT, Esq, vas inaugurated
Mayor OF Eaton last Monday night, to fill
the vacancy e~ccasioned by the resigna-
ton of L. G. Abbott. He made a very
nice little speech on accepting the posi-
tion.
The wiseacreswhe early last fan pre-
dicted an unusually cold winter with
snow twenty feet deep and ice sixteen
feet thick, 6hghtto have his nose rubbed
in the mud that people hays, sticking to
their shoes at every step they take. The
moustrous fraudi
Square crown stiff hats, all the go, at
Jos. Woerner's.
There are. a great many people in the
world who are bound by the close ties of
blood to the man who had said that he
had laid up two shillings, one for him.
self and one for 1.-The dI0rds bpts that the
one he had intended for the Lord had
tbeen lost in an unfortunate speculation.
The stockholders Of the Dayton and
Western Turnpike Company held their
election in West Alexandra two weeks
ago, and elected the following sofHcersfor
the ensuing year; President, Abner
Dunlap; Hreasdrer, o. q. shisdy Sec
rotary, W. J.a Gilmore Directors, Mi
ehael Wallace, Noah Bishs WarTen Dun
lay and John Crumbakers AZ r
NJ. sTuRM respectfully requests al
those indebted to hint call andsettle
up Immediately, and would also say to
the public, that he has con hand a lot of
fine overcoats, gloves, hats, caps and.
other goods in his line that he Win sell
downto the lowest fgures.nENow is the
time to pay up and make purchase.
Call soon. .sssniosla 9iisn5
Agood HAITI 4Sc. and at Jos.
Woerner's, ia .egs.spf sas5 -ssza5
Dan Rice has carried the WAYS of the
circus into his new business OF eva1gorT
ism. He uses letter headings on which.
a circus clown is gaudily pictured on a
skeleton horse, andin red letters are the.
words Dan Rice's New Departure-A
Jump from the Ringto the Rpstrum.g
Brother Moody says that Dan is not truly
converted, but Dan insists that he is.
The population of our globe, estimated
at about thirteen hundred smillions, is
ruled by u emperors, % kings, AZ princes,
IL s%uItans, u khans, G. grand dukes, s
dukes, 1yiee-king, nissan, l radia, /
imam, / hey, and % presidents, besides
a large number of chiefs ofwild tribes.
OF the republics, nineteeH hre found on
American soil, aleaying onlysnin for the
rest of the world.
Mems suits $500, good goods, at Jos.
Woerner's.
The medical almanacsf for 1880 are now
lreadyfor asey but they don't bring much
encouragement to the afflicted. Itgives9
one more day than-Iast years almanac
without extra charge, but the price OF
anti-bilious pills, porous plasters and
rheumdfieA aiSe1s as1hagh as when
there was two hundred per cent premi-
UNI snsgold, while their pictures 3bef9re
taking and "after-takings o. astthe
sadneAnd again, they exhibit NJ new
designs in human lungs7orImbs.
yIcK's FEoaAL GprDE.3This work is
before us, and those who, send five cents
to JAMES VIcK, Rochester, n forit
viii be disappointed. mstead ofgetting
a cheap thing, as the price would seem
to indicate, they WILL a yeryhand-
some work of 100 pages, and perhaps 500
Iuaustrations-not elegant:iE
Hastrations, ON the very best OF calander-
I'd paper, and asa set off to the7whole,
an elegant Colored Plate that we would
judge cost twice the price of the book.
Mems undershirts and drawers dc.
each, at Jos. Woerner's.s.v
There is not such a mighty difference
as some may imagine between the poor
and the rich. In pomp, show and opin-
ion, there is a great deal, but little as to
the pleasures and conyenienees of life.
They enjoy the same earth, and ain, and
heaven; hunger and thirst make the
poor mans meat and drink aspleasant
and relishing as all the varieties which
cover a rich mans table; and the labor
OF a poor man is more healthful and
many times more PLEASANT, too than the
ease and luxtryoft the riehS
Call early to secure the many bargains
now offered in mems andboys, clothing,
hats, capsq gloves, underwear, white
shirts, &c., at JOS Woerner's. UB,hlG
M. sturm had a-eferkship vacancy this
week, for which lac had EEryFN d3hlica-