Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
The army worm dies 1t does not surrender.


The army worm dies 1t does not surrender.
Eve was not very particular about her dress there
was no other woman in the world TO criticlsc ii.
Fishing the fashionable amusement for ladies this
Summer 1t does not hurt the fish and is fun for the
ladies'
Moving machine agentsarc going about the country
pcrsuadiug farmers who have not lost leg yet, to
invest.
Our young people who make the bay side hebitual
Sunday resort are thinking OF applying Tor the ser
vices of II missionary.
At this season, when the young girl looks pale and
grows istless, don't send for the doctor have her sit
out on the front stoop few evenings.
The only way to prevent boy from making the
Fourth hdeous with noise is to offer to trade him
dog and tin kettle for his tirccrackers
Philadelphia belle refused to wed young mei-
chant who never advertised saying that She did not
love him well enough to take the chances Of dying i'll
the almshouse.
So far as we have learned, no census enumerator
has yet eloped with female member OF our p4pul9-
tion--NorristO,rl Register. They learn too much
about the families they visit.
j. Z. Phillip & Co., are ready for the 4th
with a new stock. Come and see us and
we will do you good.
Ifyou want to find girl out, call when she is not
inland interview the kitchen maid.
General Hancock is right in the fashion. The rage
How to keep COOL Phillips & Co. have
goods Just suitable fer this not weather.
Light Weight Cass Suits, Alpaca Coats,
White Vests, Gauze Underwear and Straw
Hats.
Rreathes there a man with soul so dead, who never
! to himself hath said, this is my own dear country
| cousin?
The army worm got as far as Boston, when miss
with eyeglasses called 1t by It's real name. 1t imme
! datcly laid down and died.
John Z. Phillips & Co., would call the
special attention of their iriands aud the
public in general TO their new stock of
| Ready Made Clothing just received. This
is our 3rd stock for the season of 1850.
Woman can bear disappointment better than man.
! When woman goes fishing and does not catch any
thing she rises superior to man and does not lie about
| When Summer resort guests complain Of the exccs-
| sve heat the oldest inhabitants Immediately in
form them that they have not known such hot day
for century.
A young man from Wilmington, while
on an excursion to Bombay Hook ON Sun.
day last, was thrown from swing at that
place and seriously injured, Moral, Buy a
"Peerles" from +. w. Griffith, agent, and
stay at homo on Sundays.
Do not grumblo about the weather Be thankful
that you are still in world where the thermometer
| seldom gets above 100
Mans nhumanlty TO man is often discounted by
woman's inhumanity to woman. though the nature
OF the wounds inflicted is very different.
Now that the Watering plaeaa ave full tc
overlooking, the best thing for those to dc
who failed to secure q place of comfort
during the hot weather is to make them
selves comfortable at home by buying {
peerless" Swing Of F. w. Griffith, agent
He has them for adults as we'll as children
at the Novelty, Wards Building. Com,
and SEQ them,
II there aFo 50 many loehergs floating around loose
why does not some enterprsing sea captain tow one
up tho Delaware and open picnic ground on topP
A suburban resident refused TO buy a muley GOV
because, he said other kinds of cows kicked bat
enough without trying one with mule blood in il
veins
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