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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
WHY AUNT SALLIE NEVER MAR
RIED

The following "yarn" is an old one, but
will bear reading several times, and each
time provoke a laugh:
NOW, Aunt Sallie, do please tell us why
you never got married. You remember
you SAID once that when you were girl
you were engaged to minister and prom
lsed US you would tell us about 1t some
time Now aunt please tell u.s.
well, you see, when was about II
years old was living in Utica, in the
State OF New York. Though l say it my
self | was quite good looking girl then,
and had several beaux The one that took
my fancy was a young minister, very
plous young man and remarkably steady.
lie thought a good deal of me and | kind
OF took fancy to him, and things went
on until we were engaged. One evening
he came to me, an1 put his arms around
me, when | got excited, and somewhat
Illustrated 1t was long time
ago, and don't know but what | might
have Rugged back little. | was like any
other girl, and pretty soon pretended to
be mad about 1t, and l pushed him away,
though | wasn't mad a bit. You must
know the house where I lived was on one
of the back streets of the town. There
were glass doors in the parlor, which open.
ed over the street. These doors were drawn
to. / stepped back little from him. and
when he came up close | rushed him back
again. l pushed him harder than in.
tended to; and don't you think, girls, the
poor fellow lost his balance and fell through
one of the doors into the street"
"Oh, aunt was he kiledln
''No; he fell head first, and as he was
going l caught him by the legs of his
trousers. held on for minute and tried
to pull him back, but his suspenders gave
way and the poor young man fell clear out
OF his pantaloons into parcel Of ladies and
gentlemen along the street"
"Oh aunty aunty Lordyw
"There that's right; squall and giggle as
much as You want to. Girls that can't
hear little thing like that without tearing
around the room and he-he-ing in such a
way, don't know enough to come IN when
it rains. Catching me telling you anything
again
But, Aunt Sallie, what became of himl
Did you ever see him again."
mo; the moment he touched the ground
he got up and left that that place in ter
rible hurry. | tell you it was sight to be
remembered. How the man did run He
went out west, and believe he is preach
ing in Illinois. But he never married. He
was very modest, and | suppose he was so
badly frightened that time that he never
dared to trust himself near woman again.
That girls, is the reason why never mar
ried. | felt very bad about it--for he was
real good man, and I've often thought to
myself that we should have been very happy
If his suspenders hadn't given way
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
SHODDY ARlSTOCRACY IN
CHURCHES.
Indianapolis Sunday Sentinel

A pirate generally sails in vessel Of
false colors. This is compound sin
against humanity and God. But pirate
sailing under false colors occasionally de-
lights in unmasking himself and hosting
the black flag. This is commendable to a
certain degree, and would be more so if
the pirate never hoistcd any other color,
but let the black flag wave till the wind
ribboned it, the bullets of a wronged ma
ton let skylight through its inky folds, or
the hands of modern Paul Jones tore it
from its stays, and, with hoarse voice of
victory, placed the ensign Of conquering
nation where it once iloated.
| We have in every community false sails
and false sailors. These parade our streets
with long drawn signs, enter our theatres,
and with rosy smiles sit in our churches.
| These false sailors we call shoddy aristo-
Gratis. May be there is some better name;
certainly none more appropriate. A shod-
dy anything is condemned anywhere and
everywhere. A shoddy piece Of goods OF
shoddy piece Of humanity come under the
same category. Aristocracy is all right in
itself. But there is just as much difference
between true and shoddy aristocracy as
there is between Punch and Judy show
and gathering of crowned heads.
True aristocracy does not consist in the
spread of brains upon the back, nor the
wasting of talents on the HAIR and mustache
Nor does true aristocracy consist of gold
watch, cigar, an elevated head, and an
utter ignorance of all but "our SET" but it
does imply a common courtesy, sensible
poiteness, and brains which control actions
manlike, woman-ike, common sense like.
Shoddy aristocracy means either Of two
things First, an undue Importance which
over big-headedness which springs from
nothing, and aims to make the world see
the Tapping false sails, which in reality
mark the abode of conceit, and of the
spreading peacock, which make up in
plumage and tail what it lacks in brains
and aristocracy. Such creatures do exist
They live. They live here.
We can tolerate them on the street, or
on the circus pavilion, but when they
sweep down the aisles OF Gods house, join
on chanting the re Deum, or singing
Come thou fount OF every blessing" we
listen for tears to fall upon the harp strings
of the angels, or the stars to stop the songs
which they have been singing since the
This class of people in our
very much injure the cause Of the
Cody The world brands them hypocritcs,
because no man can owe another beyond
his ability to pay ana ride in his carriage
and wear fine clothes, without being
hypocrite.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03

To regulate the stomach, liver and bowels
aud promote digestion, take one Of Car.
ters Little Liver Pills every night.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
DIRECTORY

BUSINESS DIRECTORY
OF The leading business house. whose advertise
.leuts may be found in The BULLETIN.
DRY GOODS.
c. o Patier a. Co., Commercial avenue and Nine
tegnth street.
GROCERIES,.
Yocum & BrOderck, Wash. Ave, cor. Eighth.
New York Store, C.. o. Patier d Co, Cor Nine
teenth and Commercial
PHYSICIANS.
Dr. J. H. Marean Office, 40 Commercial avenue.
DIS Leach Wheeler, Eighth street,
DENTISTS.
Dr. W. c. Joceiyn, Eighth near Commercial
Dr. Z W Whitlock, lB Commercial avenue
INSURANCE
Il. Il. Candee, No. 70 Ohio eyee up stairs,
Eaaitsble Life. Of New York, corner Twelfth anI
Warrington avenue
BANKS
C.:y National, Ohio leyee,
STEAMBOATS,
Three state'.
John sprost, corner Twelfth and Leyee.
BRACKET STORE.
z. c Ford. Corner Ninth and Commercial
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
CHURCHES.

PRICAS NJ R.-FoHrteenth street, between
n walnut aud Cedar streets; serves oaOoslh II
A 10. sud 20 D. IN sunday school 10 p m
f,HRIsTIAE Eighteenth street, meeting Sab
I bath 10 30 3 N. preaching occAslohsiiy'
I,urrcU OF THE RgDEEMER- Episcopal
Y Fourteenth street: Sunday Morning prayers
1880 q m; evening prayers, 80 ?. IN. suhu1!
school $50 q m. Friday evening prayer 7;SJ p IN
r-IfsT MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH
+ Preaching al 1879 a m, ) p M and I'D ', N
Sabbath school al 80 p IN. Rev l. D. shores
pastor.
z LUTHERAN -Thirteenth street; services Sab
1 BAH l.3Os IN. Sunday school2p IN. Rev
knsppe, pastor
.fgTHopIsT--Cor Eighth and Wslnqt streets
vi Preaching Sabbath 1879 a. IN. and ?. N.
p,ayet meeting Wednesday 30 p. m; Sunday
school, % m. Rev Whitaker, pastor.
nREsBYTERIAN. Eighth street; preaching on
| SABBATH al II ;o0 q. m. and 7;Sl p. m; prayer
meeting Wednesday al 1880 p. m; SUNDAY school
st3p NJ Rev u \. George, pastor
cECoND PREE.wILL BAPTIST - Fiteeral
= street between Walnut aud Cedar streets ser
vices sabbath OF and 1902 NJ
OF JosEPHs-tRomsn Ca,holicl Corner Cross
y and Walnu, streets services sabbath lO;So a.
m Sunday School al , p m Ne-pers p IN ser
vees every day at p III,
CT. PATRICK'S-lR Roman Cstholicl Corner Ninth
y street aud Washington avenue; services SAD,
bath and ~ a IN; Nespers p m; SUNDAY sslovi
2p N, service. every day a, D. M Rev T. %aoe''
priest.
yX-OMAN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE L :
W ION, holds ia regular weekly meetings IN
the hall OF the Cairo Temperance Reform Ciuo' cN
ery Thursday afternoon, al 800 O'CLOCK Every
body l. invited ~ attend
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
MEDICAL,
PROV RBS.

THE Richest Blood, Sweetest Breath, and
Farest Skin In Hop Btters
"A little Hop Bltters saves big doctor bills and
long sickness.
That invalid wife, mother, s;ster or child
can be made the picture of health with Hop
Bittefs,
when worn down and readyto take your bed
Hop Bitters IL what you need.
Don't physic and physic, for It wcakens and
destroys, but take Hop Bt,ers that build up con.
tinually
"Physlcans Of all schools use ana recommend
Hop Biters Test them.
Health s beauty and joy-Hop Btters gives
health aud beauty,
"Thcrc are more cufcs made with Hop Bitters
than oil other medicines.
"when the brain IL wearcd, the nerves un.
strung, the muscles weak, use Hop Bitters.
THAT low nervous fcvlr, want OF sleep and
weakness, calls for Hop Bi,ttors'
Hop Cough Cure and Pain Relief Is Pleasant,
Sure and Cheap.
FOR SALE By ALL DRUGGISTS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
BOGUS CERTIFICATES.

1t is no vile drugged stuff, pretending to
be made of wonderful foreign roots, bsrks,
etc, and pulled up by long bogus certlfi.
Gates Of pretended miraculous cures, but
simple, pure, effective medicine, made Of
we'll known valuable remedies, that fur
nishes its own certificates by Its cures. We
refer to Hop Bitters, the purcst and best Of
medicines. See another column. -Repub-
lican.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
NEW YORK GRAIN.

NEW YORK GRAIN.
New YORK, October. 2, 1901, p. NJ
Wheat-irregular-No. 2 Chicago, 81 OF
CLOS; No. 2 Milwaukee, 81 0S;
red winter, 81 0O@l 13; No. Q red win
ter, 81 Osl5@1 Os94.
Corn-quiet, No. 2, 52l4c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS.
The Simplest, Surest and Most Reliable
Remedy is
RISLEY'S
Pure Distilled Extract of WITCH HAZEL,

Pure Distilled Extract of WITCH HAZEL,
Carefully prepared; Thoroughly reliable; Full
ptrcnrth. and equal In size Of bottle TO any made.
Cures sprsins, bruises, swellings Chndhg-, cuts,
wounds burps, scalds, scAld head plee, sall rheum
akin eruptione, sore eyes, sore mouth, neuralgia,
iniam natory dwellings, sore throat and for aching
pain II Ia undoubtedly the greatest healing prcrar
ton ever used. Numerous testimonials can be
procured IL desired.
Six ounce bottles V cents; pint bottles, 20 een,e
quarts, 81.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
THE EQUITABLE LII b
Assurance Society Of the United States.
40 BROADW Az NEW YORK
Assets, $38,O00,00O.
Surplus, $7,5OO,OOO.

The Popularity of the Equitable Life Assurance Society,"
indicated by the fact that for Eeyen years its average an
nua New Business has been larger than that of any other
Company in the world is due in great measure to its we'll
known prompmess in the payment of Death Claims and its
rule never to take advantage of tecicaties where an
equitable claim exists.
AS GUARANTEE of this, and to cOuneract the PERM
cious influence Of technical policy adhered to by many
companies the Equitable makes ALL ITSPOLICIES old and
new, throughout the United States.
ABSOLUTELY INCONTESTABIE
After the policy has been in force for three years
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
Latest News.
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH

CHICAGO MARKET.
CHICAGO, October 2, 10 a. NJ
Pork-November, sl2 G715.
Como. D., S95S@3oAc; November
405sc.
Oats-O. d., 301sc; November, SOC.
hcat-October, 9319c; November,
0415c.
CHICAGO, October 2, 12 p. NJ.
Pork November, sl2 G7R; January,
$191719.
oatS-october, 3Olsc; November 3Ol4c
Cash, 3oBc.
Corn-october, 395sc November, 4O1E
@4O9Sc.
Wheat October, 93%c; November
045sc.
CHICAGO, October 2, p. NJ
Pork October, SIS 90 O $ls %,
Lard-October, 81 s215 q 1856.
Wheat October, 94Bc; November,
044c.
Corn October 3955c November, 4O5sc.
Oats October, 3Olsc November, 3O95c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
THE MAILS.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY,
City Officers.

City Officers.
KLyor--S Is Thisllcw0od.
Treasgrer-Edward Dezonis
CLERK -Dcrnis. J, Foley
Counselor VIM. b Gilbert.
MGrshal-J c. LAliue.
Attoraey-WllliAm Hendricks
BOARD or ALDERxEN
Fl,.t Wsrd-M J. Howlev. ,
second ward-DAMd 7. Linegn c. X. "ooa
w.rG.
Fourth wart-ChAres o. Pstier, James hyLas'or
Pifih Wsfd--T ". Halliday, Rrnes' u Peiu'.
County Officers.
Circuit Judged. J. Baker.
Circuit Clerk. a. ResYe-
County Judge-R. ; lOcum.
County Clerks J. Humm.
County Attorngy-W c. Mllkey
County Trsasurcr-Miles W Parker.
sherif-John Hodges
Coroner-k Fitzgerald.
County COmmissiOrers-I. ", hA'"9Ey' 81
" Gibb.. Samuel Brley.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
Read DR.. Earle's Testimonial.


Mn J4uEs FELLOWS. Manufacturing Chemst
sIR,-For several months past hays used your
compound Syrup In the treatment OF lnclpent
Phthisir, Chronic Bronchitis and other Affections
OF the Chest. aud have no hesitation In stating
thoredisea.es. Being al excellent nervous Tonic.
II eNeris 3 direct influence on the Nervous system
and through II, II nyigorsies the body IL affords
rae pleasure 20 recommend remedy which IL real
ly good Ia ca for which II il intended when ~
many advertised are wore than useless
am, sir, you're uuly, Z. ;. EARLE in ". d.
II cures Asthma Loss Of Voice, Neuralgia. St
Nitns Dance, Epieptic Fits, Nhooping Cough,
Nervousness and IL most wonderful adjunct to
other remedies In sustaining life during the pro
cess Of DptheHa
Do not be deceived by remedies bearing smi.
lar name no siher preparation il
substitute Tor this under any
circumstances
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03
NERVOUSNESS

II affords me grea. pleasure to bear testimony 10
the benefits have received from using Fellows
Compound Syrup Of Hypophosphi!es have rec.
ommended i, 70 many OF ny friends, and II has
proved an excellent curative for Nervousness and
General Debility. II s also nrst class Tonic-ena.
bles person to take on iesh rapidly. and Is free
from the constituting effects characteristic ofoIhcr
TONES have tried. HENRY JOHNSTON.
Montreal
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03

1.-The Equitable Life has paid since its organ
ization to January LIST, 1880, S5l,S92, 1876, and
closed its books upon that date without con-
tested or past due claim"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-10-03

The Equitable Life Assurance Society the first to in
rOduce the
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-08-06
Pioneer Meeting.

In response to my communication In the
SsntineI of July 29th, 1880. with regard to au
association OF the pioneers OF Wood county, I
have received notice Of the hearty concurrence
Of number of the old pioneers Of ths county,
and ithas been Suggested that we organize a
pioneer association, the 6rst meeting to be held
at Bowling Green, ia Wood county, Ohio, on
Friday, September 10, A. d. 1880, on the an
niversary of Perry's Victory on Lake Erie, and
for ths purpose of arranging programme for
the meeting, It is requested that each township
select two or more delegates IN meet at Bowling
Green, on Saturday, August l4th, 1850, at IL
O'Clock, TO organize and appoiuta committee TO
arrange programme Tor the occasion. We
desire that all the old pioneers shall feel that
this is their meeting and each one will contrib
ute to make the meeting grand ohe. Let us
come together, compare notes, renew old 40.
quaintA pee aud rejoice together over the Yictuty
won. VIII be glad tA receive any suggestions
from any one on the subject, and to this end
ested. @. W Hit.
Bowling Green. o., Aug. ., 1850.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-08-06
GRAND RAPIDS ITEMS.
The Railroad In Hearlng-YOung man
Fatally Wounded.

ED. JOURNAL :-It is now that can report
good prospects Of q rail road, through this,
the 'bess" town Of Wood caunty-except one,
P. On Monday July 26th the eng ineers
Of the T. d. T. B. r. r. blew of full head Of
steam through their whistles on the north
bank of the river. 1t made our citizens LoP
and dance with joy. Some carried beer to the
smile to sea the red faced lad from South
Toledo set down by a tree and empty three
bottles IN no time. The engines are hept busy
hauling gravel over the road aud in two weeks
it is expected to be In running order. The
piers Of the river bridge are being pushed on
toward completion all are now above low
water mark aud one is half completed. There
is pile-driver at work between the canal and
the bank,
A team belonging to a Mr.. Watkins, Eve
miles southwest of this place, got away from
the driver at Shanks' wareho use aud ran down
Main street and out the Weston road at break
neck speed. No one hurt and damage very
slight.
Frank Bassett. young man of this vicinity
met with au accident last Saturday morning
that is likely to Gust his life. He jumped
backward from the table Of a threshing ma
chine. where he was cutting bands. and hit on
fork which was stuck in the ground in such Il
| position as to point toward him. The end OF
| the handle was broken and left sharp point
| This entered his body just above the hip to
extent Of fve and a-hall inches, producing q
earful wound. Frank is a boy well liked
thrnug hout the community and has the sy M
patty of all.
| "The old reliable" ]. l.. Glllstt, dry goods
dealer has, ! understand, sold out 10 MeSsrs
! f A. Crosby and Alex. Williams, both Of thi.
place. Gillett is still buying grain.
| More anon. N. q.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-08-06
Republlean Campalgn Mnnual.

A "Bepnblican Manual" for the cam
paign OF 1880, Is announced as in print
and very soon to be issued. II is written
by Mr.. E. V. Smalley, long known rs n
brilliant newspaper correspondent, and
for many years leading editorial writer
on the New York Tribune. Leading fen-
lures of the book, will of course be biog-
raphies of the candidates. 1t will he the
most authoritative and most complete
sketch of General Garfield which will
appear. Mr.. Smdlley was at one time
the Generals private secretary, and has
been his intimate friend during the whole
OF his public career, and is therefore
qualified by special advantages "a we'll rs
by talent and experience for the task
undertaken.
"Gar6eld az an Orator and as States
man" is special department, containing
extracts from the Generals most celebrated
speeches, upon topics OF the greatest inter-
est in the present campaign; and repre-
senting the beat efforts OF brilliant
scholar, an orator of rare power and Il
Ttstcsman of consummate tact and skill !,
1t will be read with great interest. An
other department, not only Of great
present interest, but Of permanent value,
! is a full history Of the republican party,
its principles, struggles and victories, with
important statistical tables, particu arly
valuable for reference in political cam
| paigns.
1t is book which earneet republicans
will delight in, and fnd the best of all
srsennls froin which to draw ammunition
for campaign use; a book which the IN
dependent and conservative voters will
study with interest and profit book
which small democratic stump speakers
will steer clear of when they can. 1t ia
published by the American Book Ex.
change, New York, whose Literary Rev.
olutiOn," has been the wonder and pleasure
OF book buyers for months pest, and its
price, therefore, is only Fifty cents, with
seven cents extra for postage where. sent
by mail. Leading booksellers, agents ol
the booksellers, will have it.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-08-06
pnTsoyAL MENTION !.

Miss May Robertson returhed home from De-
troit Yesterday.
Mr.. aud Mrs. N. wsdertE spent yesterday
at Bowling Green.
Miss Lulu Hudson, of. Toledo is visitinR her
cousin, Miss Hattie A. Hunt.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. K .Holienbeck have gone 10
Buffalo To visit relatives.
Miss Pet George spent Sunday with her
many friends in Mllbury.
Miss Katie Beard, Of Toledo, is visiting
friends and relatives In PerrysburR.
Master Harry Shepler, Of Lima, is visiting
relatives and friends 10 this place.
JG Schlect, of Ann Arbor, is visiting the
family OF jacob Schlect at this place.
Mrs. O'Brien and daughter and Miss Huitor,
Of Washington, are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Jas,
Dunipace.
Fred. D. Dodge and Jas. W. westcott, Of
this place, are visiting friends 10 Bowling
Green this week.
Miss Carrie Siplev, Of Ann Arbor, is spend.
ing few weeks with her cousins, the Misses
Hitth, of this place.
Miss Minnie Gets has gone To Wapakoneta. to
visit her brother, A. NJ. Getz, and expects to re-
main about two weeks.
Miss Addic George started this week on a
visit to Lima, the guest Of Mrs. Charles San
ford aud Mrs. Captain Bowling.
J. r. Tyler and family, start to-day, for Red
Brook. a delightful summer resort on the lake
shore, about Eve miles from Ash abula.
Miss Sarah s. Keeler, daughter Of I. N.
Keeer, Of the Fremont Journal, is visiting her
cousin, Miss Hattie Hubert, of this place.
We were pleased yesterday to receive a call
from our whiom friend, Mr. Chas Ludwig, Vt
Cinci nnati, who is herein the interest Of Will
liams' Directory.
Miss Eliza Thompson is now in Elmore, Vs-
iiing the family Of Mrs. A. Sauerwine, where
she will remain two weeks aud then 20 to Penn
berville to visit relatives.
Geo. W. Slawson, Of Rutland Vt, has been
vtsltiug his consiu, DR.. .Iohs P. Thompson, Of
this place. Mr. Siawsou left here for LaFay-
cite, Ind. where be axpects to visit ais cousin,
Mr.. W. 8. Weed.
J. p. Grssser, Of Paulding Center, called on
his cousin, c. Finkbe iner, last Tuesday. Mr..
g., with his family, has been attending the
Lakeside CO mpmeeting, and is about In erect
outage at that delightful summer resort
Lewis Schlect, of llerlin, Germany, arrived
in this country IN January last, since which
time he has been in search Of his relatives, who
| about two weeds since that lie learned their
whereabouts when he Immediately came here.
| lie is an architect by profession, and is now
located in Cleveland.
| &C. Taylor and bride returned from their
bridal tour. on Saturday last, looking as happy
as a pair Of turtle doves. They informed US
| that Rev. G. p Taylor aud family verv
happily and pleasantly located in the de li1httul
| village of Augusta. N. Y, Rt which place Rev
Taylo has charge Of this Presby seran congre-
RatiUn.