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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
Equal to the EmerRency.

Mr.: Bliss, conductor on the Rock
Island railroad, was only five feet in
leight, and Mr.. Henry, passenger, was
almost seven! Henry put his ticket in
his hat band and stood up straight when
the little conductor come along. Bliss
could not reach the ticket, even by
standing on his toes, and his comical
efforts made the passengers laugh up
roariously; but, without changing coun-
tenance, he brought step ladder, leaned
it against the big man, climbed up to
the ticket, and then went on as though
nothing had happened.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
The Boy Who Loved His Teacher.

The Boy Who Loved His Teacher.
A schoolboy about ten years old was
the other day halted by a benevolent
minded citizen ON Second street, and
asked If he liked to go to school.
"No, sir!' was the prompt reply.
"Then you don't love your teacher?"
"N-yes, sir. That is, l didn't until
yesterday, but now I do. I think she's
just bully"
"Why have you loved her since yester-
day."
swell, you know Jack Cain? Well,
he is the worst fighter in Our room. He
can lick me and two other boys with one
hand tied behind him Well, he was 90
ing to lick me last nj ght, and he was
shaking his fist at me in school and
showing his teeth and getting me all ex-
cited, when the teacher saw him.
"Did, eA?'
You bet she did, and the way she
took him out and walloped him and
humbled him down, made me feel as if
she wele mother to me! When school
was out, Jack dasn't touch nobody. He
was wilted down, and when I hit him
with hunk Of dirt, he never even looked
around! guess I'm going to try and lick
HIM in the morning before he gets over
feeling humh!e.-Detvoit Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
Free OF Cost.

DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, etc, is
given away in trial bottles free Of cost to the
afflicted. II you have q severe cough, cold,
difficulty Of breathing, hoarseness or any af..
lection OF the throat or lungs, by all means
give this wonderful remedy a trial. AS you
value your existence you cannot afford to let
this opportunity pass. We could not afford,
and would not give this remedy away unless
for it. Thousands of hopeless cases have al
ready been completely cured by it. There is
no medicine In the world that will cure one.
half the cases that DR.. Kings New Discovery
will cu1s: For sale at wholesale By Gray &
HOf1in, MINNEAPOLIS.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

Expose yourself day and night, eat to-
much without exercise; work too hard
without rest; doctor oil tho time; take
oil tho vile noshums advertised; and
then you will want to know
Hew to Get well.
Which 10 answered IN thrLe vords-
Take Hop Bittersl See other column
ESpress.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS,
Who has not Read and
Heard of it,
Note the Following

. PHARlsBURo, O., May 10.
Messrs. j. N. HARRIS Co-Gentlemen: Permit
me to say that to- several weeks suffered With u So
we're cough. first used Denigs Cough Baltam, and
gave fai7 trial, which availed me nothing For the
succs cling days used medicine. By that time
was thought In the firt stages of Consumption. My
cough being m re severe than ever then commenced
using ALIENS LUNG BALsAM, which has efectuslIy
cured me- conscientiously believe it to be excel
lent medicine, and you that it will afford
me tho highest possible qualification commend
any person you may refer TO me. Yo-rs truly NEW
TON MCH:''1Y. For sale by all medicine dealers
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

Storm signals are now maintained by the
government along the ocean and lake coast,
to give warning to our commerce OF the ap.
proachiug storms. At the first signs of dan.
ger from cold or cough, use DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil, it may save you serious trouble.
Bros. & Cutler. wholesale agents. St. Paul
Minns
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
A H0aseA~lQ Xeea.

A book on the Liver, it diseases and their
treatment sent free. Including treatises upon
Liver Complaints, Torpid Liver, Jaundice.
Biliousness, Headache, Constipation, Dyspep-
sla, Malaria. etc. Address Dr.. Sanford, ia
Broadway, New York city, NY
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

The Best sslve in the world, for Cuts, Bruis-
es, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores,
letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and
al kinds Of Skin Eruptions. This salve Is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction in every
case or money refunded. Price Is cents PEI
Box. For sale ct Wholesale BY Gray 4 Hol
lin, kinneapoliA
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
FEMALES =; Co.,; $; 49,

WI HoSItve'y cure FeNale Weakness, such as Fan
i.S OF tho Womb Whites, Chronic Intamnlat ION =.
Iteration of the Womb. Incidental HemorrhaEe ~
f!ooalns, Painful, Impressed ard Irregular Maas
tai card for pamphlet, with treatment, curas lnd
certihcateS froEt physicians and patients, to SOW
4l.tO Der bottla "
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

a CARD.-To all who are suffering from, the sr.
% ana indlscretlons OF YOUTH nervous weakness ear
% loss OF manhood, etc. will send recipe that
w. cure You, 1nEE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
~ alscoxered by missionary in South America
Ten9 seii addressed envelope to the Rev. JOSEPH
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

When exhausted by mental labor take
Kidney-Wort to maintain healthy action
of al ORGANS.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
EVERYBODY asks for Reeds Git Edge Tonic:

The vo!taic lselt Co., Marshall, Mlch.
Will send their Electric Voltaic Belts to the
Afflicted upon 30 days trial. See their adyer
msement in this paper headed. ION 30 Days
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
Rucklea,o Ar1lca 0alVe q.

Lyons Heel Stiffeners keep boots and shoes
straight. Sold by all shoe and hardware deal
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

Have you been humbagged by Specialize?
Il 60. you will know how to appreciate DR.: E.
3. Halliday's Medicines after you have be.
come acquainted with them.
TO give tone 70 thu stomach and atimnlat.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06

BEST CABINET OR PARLOR
ORGANS IN TIE WORLDS; win
ners OF highest distinction at every
Worlds tair for thirteen years,
Prices. $51, 1857, $3.50, 1874, S1O8, to
$5O and upward. Also for easy
payments, IS. q month, or $6.38 1
quarter and upward. MASON L
HAMLlN ORGAN CO., 154 Ire
mont St.. BOSTON; Is East 18th
St: (Unton Square). NEW YORK;
80 Wabash Avenue, CHICAGO.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1880-05-06
PENSIONS,

New Law. Thousands of Soldiers and heirs On
titled Pensions date back to discharge or death
GEORGE n. LEMON.
p. O. Drawer 32S. Washington. ID. G
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Interesting Wall Matter.

The Detroit Evening News of last
Saturday gives the following statement
of articles discovered in packages mail
ed at the Detroit pOstOffice but which
were opened for the reason stated. 1t
must be highly interesting to be an en-
ploye in the Detroit office:
A large number of packages mailed at
the postOffice cannot be forwarded be-
cause their weight is more than the
postage on them calls for, and it is the
duty of clerk every week or ten days to
open these packages and see what is in
them before they are sent to the dead-let-
ter office. Sometimes queer discoveries are
made. The find" by Miss HaddOck to.
day included two or three packages OF
rattlesnake skins and rattles, package
of Young lizards, a tin box containing
two lively young mud-turtles, and a
small package which inclOsed fiendish
machine evidently sent through the
mails "On purpose" to scare the person
who Opened it. Said machine consisted
of powerful coil spring covered with
brown cloth. In the package it took up
very little space, but when the package
was unrOlled it suddenly burst out like
a iack-in-the-boX, swelled up as large
as a policeman's baton, and fright
ened the lady clerk half out of her wits
Some time ago tarantula escaped from
one of these packages, and the office
was prevaded with mortal apprehension
until the gigantic spider was ferreted
out by a dog several days later and kill
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
$500 Reward--Catarrh Cure.

Some people would rather be humbug-
ged than to get "value received" for their
money. Hence it is that such persons
run after this and that pretended cure
for catarrh, forgetting that DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy is so positive in its eff
fects, that its former proprietor adver-
tised it for years throughout the United
States under positive guarantee, offer
ing $500 reward for an incurable case
and was never called upon to pay this
reward except i'm two cases. This remedy
has acquired such fame that branch
Office has been established i'm London,
England, to supply the foreign demand
for it. Sold by druggists at 30 cents.
UNABLE TO BREATHE THROUGH THE NOSE.
PORTLANDvILLE, Iowa, March IL, 1879.
DIR. r. V. PIERCE-Dear Sir: Some
time ago l bought a Douche, some Of
your DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy and
Golden Medical Discovery and cOmmenc-
ed to use them. The aches and pains
as well as sore throat and catarrh
from which have been for so long
time sufferer, have entirely left me
with their use. / feel like new man as
well as look like one. For four years l
was unable to breathe through my nose.
From the use of the Catarrh Remedy /
can now do 80 freely. Your medicines /
know to be all that they are represented.
Long live DR.. Pierce and the gentlemen
connected with him.
Gratefully yours,
WATSON SxTTH.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
The Republican NationaI.Convention

The Republican national convention
met i'm Chicago last Wednesday, and was
called to order by Don Cameron, Chair
man of the national committee, at 1.15
P. NJ. Hon. Geo. +. HOar, of Massachu-
setts, was elected temporary Chairman,
and John III. Roberts, of Illinois; C. l..
Magee, of Pennsylvania; Charles W.
Clisbee, of Michigan; Broadwell, of Miss
Ouri, temporary secretaries.
The usual committees were appointed.
when upon motion of Senator COnkling,
the convention adjourned until IL A. NJ.
Thursday.
The bulletin announces that nine of
the contesting delegations from Illinois
had been admitted, and one district
thrown out entirely. AS we go to press
everything is uncertainty, and the Ire
suit will not be known before evening,
and possibly not before next week, as
the friends of the different candidates
all stand firm, ,and it may require num-
Der of ballots to decide who shall be the
candidates.
Omar ID. COnger, of this state. was
elected chairman Of the committee on
credentials. 1t has been decided that
the unit rule would be abrOgated and at
Gen. Sherman's head quarters, with this
understanding, the following was the es-
innate of the first ballot: Grant, 291;
Blaine, 276; Sherman, 1873. Senator COnk-
lin claimed at least 300 for Grant on the
first vote, while other Grant men claim
ed from 325 to $50 votes. BallOting
would probably commence to-day. Ed
munds stock seems to be looking up
some. The result may yet end in some
clark horse" winning the race.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Village CGuuciI.
Condensed from Official Report.

CondenSedfrom Ofhclal report.
A regular meeting of the council was
held last Tuesday evening, all present
except Trustee Macarthur.
T. J. Crumley and others DetitiOned
for sewer on Fulton street, West Dun
can. Referred to committee on sewers.
The committee on claims and accounts
recommended the payment of sundry
accounts amounting in the aggregate to
$337.44.
The committee on streets and high
ways reported in favor of opening
OrinOcO street on the east side of the
river.
The village tax roll for 1880 was pre-
sented and the assessors valuation of the
real and personal property amounting
to $S36,640 was approved.
1t was voted to raise $2,091.60, being
215 mills on the dollar of the assessed
valuation, for highway purposes.
A resolution was adopted to collect a
poll tax of one dollar from every male
inhabitant of the village between the
ages of 21 and so years excepting active
firemen and such other persons, as are
exempt by law, to be used as highway
fund, and the assessor was instructed to
spread said taxes upon the village roll
and deliver the same to the marshal for
collection, and that the Presidents
warrant shall require the marshal to
collect the taxes within sixty days from
the date thereof and within the
same time pay it over to the Village
Treasurer. After receiving the rolls the
Marshal is required to be at his Office IN
the Saturdays of each week for the first
twenty days. Upon all taxes paid within
thirty days after he receives the rolls he
is authorized to add one per cent for col
lection and after the thirty days four
per celt.
A-resOlutiOn was adopted dispensing
with the services of John O'Brien as
night watchman.
A resolution was adopted, requiring
the Village Treasurer to make detailed
report of all receipts and disbursements
up to the present time, and hereafter to
make detailed report every month.
Upon motion it was voted to allow
Ross q Co. the use of the foot of Third
street, West Duncan, for one year for the
sum of $20.f
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Condensed NEWS.


During May the unprecedented num-
of $4,000 immigrants arrived at New
York..
A demure, diminutive girl, aged eigh-
teen, is under arrest i'm Philadelphia for
bigamy. She has three living husbands,
all of whom she married within two
years. When asked why she had done
this, she said: ''They were all good fei-
lows, and they c0aXed me So"
The court of inquiry in the Whitaker
case unanimously decided on Saturday
that Whitaker must have mutilated and
bound himself, and Gen. Scofield ordered
him under arrest until this case is dis
posed of. Prof. Greener still believes in
Whittaker's innocence, however, and
will have the case further investigated,
with consent of the Secretary of War.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
TO the Citizens of Cheboygan and Sur
rounding Country.

Don't be taken in with those carpet
baggers and their windy speeches., who
will beat you out of your eye teeth, like
the man that sold the broad cloth did.
There is not one farmer in the county
but is sorry to day when he thinks about
paying inte. est at our bank when he
could go to any store in town and do
better. O'COnnor s. Ray will sell all
kinds of musical instrument lower than
any other man or men i'm Michigan. We
buy for cash and we can sell cheap.
We do our own work, don't pay any rent,
why can't it be done. | have been in
brsiness since 1872, and no man has
tired to deal more on the square than l
Rave done. have always tried to give
general satisfaction to everybody, butif a
stranger comes along people take in all
he says, but when he is gone, then they
find that they are taken in also. See
oar prices before you buy. l have taken
Mr.. Samuel Ray into partnership with
me in the music business, a man that
will try to please if possible. We have
not got our pianos yet, we want to get
them right from the manufacturers
hands so that we can sell them cheaper
than any other man.
Yours Respectfully,
t- OCONNOR g. RAY.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
STATE NEWS.

Large quantities of Strawberries are
being shipped from st. Joseph.
Prof. MacLean, of the University, sails
for Europe on the Both of June. -
A year ago there were AZ liquor dealers
in Port Huron. Now there are but 81.
The danger by forest fires i'm the region
north OF Saginaw has been greatly over
estimated. .r1I - ear
The strawberry shipment from Port
land, IOnia county, will be very large
this season.
Berkey & Gay, the Grand Rapids fur
niture makers, have imported nine Ital-
ian wood carvers.
Harry COnant, q. S. consul at Naples,
|telegraphs his Monroe friends of his safe
arrival at his post of duty.
1t is proposed at Port Huron to make
prisoners i'm the city lookup work on the
streets, in the engine house stables, etc.
The grand stand for the regatta at Bay
City will be $50 feet long, with.eleven tiers
OF seats, and will have seating capacity
Of 1900. lA
Operations on the Tittabawassee boom
were suspended last week on account of
high wator-an unusual thing for this
time of year.
A chicken in the township of Newark,
GratiOt county, has four legs, two ar
ranged for walking forward and two
backward. f
recent storm of wind so raised the
roof of the M. E. church at Romeo that
it has become necessary to get it back
into place and fasten it down.
A small boy, dead drunk, was found
lying the on railway track at Bay City,
at 3 A. NJ. last Saturday. Bay City whisky
is no respecter of age or innocence.
The Frankfort furnace, which has
been idle three years, will go into blast
at once. 1t has 1900 cords of wood cut
and will have as much more this spring.
Andrew Riddle of Oceola, Livingston
county, has horse "a years old which
has done a heavy seasons work at plew-
ing, and the Democrat says is ready for
the summer campaign.
An attempt was made to wreck pass
enger train on the G. R. & /. railroad
north of Reed City, the night of May 25.
Instructions were placed on the track,
but were discovered in time to prevent
damage.
Chippewa County News: A grist mill
is in process of construction on the Mum
uscOng river, and the authors of the en-
terprise propose to have it in full blast
by the time this years wheat crop is
ready to grind.
The head of the main drive in the
MuskegOn river has reach Big Rapids,
and there is a jam of logs six to 20 feet
high in the river from Big Rapids to
Paris, distance of nine miles. 1t is the
| largest jam ever seen at that point.
Iron ore shipments from the upper
peninsula for the season to May 26 were:
From Escanaba, 1S5,917 tons; from Mar
quette, 77,495 tons; from LAnse, 5,Ol0
tons. Adding pig iron, quartz and ore
to local points the total is 281, ,493 tons.
The Office of the Atlantic Mining COM
pany a. Hancock, was entered by bur-
glars on the night of May %, and the
safe, which weighs nearly 1000 pounds,
was stolen, carried a mile away, and
blown open. The job netted about $4,000.
Five persons supposed to have been in
terested in the daring robbery have been
arrested Tr = -e-
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05

The following is a list of letters re-
naming in the Chebovgan postotfice, un-
called for June B. Persons calling for
thes. letters willplease say that they are
advertised:
Joseph Bournois, Mrs E Burkholder, Capt d
Buchanan, Thomas V Brush, James Bowen,
CUNNINGHAM, Joseph Culture, Miss Kate Collief,
Mrs E Clark, NJ Carleton James w Duff, Theo
Dirckman, Chas Lapine, Chas Mananson, Geo
c Prescott. Norman Ross, Peter Swartz, Mrs
Jennie Scoutin, Mrs Bell Smith, Mr. VIM Wick
cry, l. Eaton, Mrs Anna Williams.
r j. Il. FORD. j. NJ
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
All IndOrSc IL.

The Recorder, Americus, Ca, says:
"Clerks, Senator'S, Representatives, Doc
tors, Lawyers. Citizens, in public and
private life, are testifying by the th0us-
ands, and over their own signatures. that
a remedy has been found for Bright's
disease of the kidneys and for Diabetes;
these are respectively known as Warmers
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure and Warm
er'S Safe Diabetes Cure" -1rEsa
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05

Montreal Heard From.

r. l.. Mosely, of Montreal, Canada,
certified Sept. %, 1879 that he had suf-
fered terribly from dyspepsia, and was
completely cured by taking Warmers
Safe Bitters. He says: My appetite is
good, and / now suffer no Inconvenience
from eating hearty meals" The Bitters
are also specific for all skin diseases.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05

Kearney is again making speeches to
the wOrkingmen in San Francisco, and
declares that he will make the agita-
tiOn still more bitter than ever.
The colored veterans of Philadelphia
were interrupted during their Decora-
tiOn day exercises at Lebanon cemetery
by party of Irishmen, and row en-
sued during which number Of the
IriShmen were shot and cut but none
fatally e rs iE4L
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Aocapfs the Call.

Rev. Charles Marsh, arrived on the
City of Concord last Saturday night and
occupied the pulpit of the Congrega,
tionaI church last Sunday, morning and
evening. At the close OF a very inter-
esting sermon in the morning, NE DrleI-
nified his acceptance of the call of the
church to become its pastor. Mr.. Marsh
is young man. but during the few Sab
baths he has preached to our citizens he
has given evidence of considerable ability
and in his social contact with the mem
bers of the church, as well as with..society
at large, has made many friends and
eyinced love for the WORK ne mas enter-
ed upon. We are glad to announce that
this church has once more settled pas
tor and hope it may enter upon an era of
prosperity heretofore unknown and Mr..
Marsh receive an abundant reward for
his labOrs.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05

Smoke the Improved Monogram, Fine
Imported Havana, kept by all the prom
inent dealers in ChebOygan and else
where. Manufactured by TOtten & Mat
tesOn, Grand RAPIDS. 3apr3m
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Economy Is wealth.

Twenty-Five cOlOrs and one hundred
different shades can be beautifully pro-
duced with Mather's Package Dyes. The
black and blue are both noted for rich
ness and durability. Price 15 cents.
WETMORE & LATHROP.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
Notice..
u. 8. LAND OFFICE,

u. 8. LAND OFFICE,
REED CITY, Mich, May 22, 1880.
COMPLAINT having been entered at this
office by Lemuel G. Bachelor against
xhart n Newton for abandoning his home
stnod entrv No. 6321, dated Oct. 1st.. 1874 upon,
the 3 q of the a VIZ section SO. township "a n,
CheboyganI county af sad MiesgaR
the said narties are hereby summoned to
appear @ at this office on the 9th day Of July;
1880, at II O'Clock NJ, to respond and
furnish testimony concerning saio aneEeu
abandonment.
EDWARD STEVENSON, register.
--n WHO. MITCHELL, receiver.
29may5t Az
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
NORTHERN TRIBUNE.

Entered at the POstOffice at ChebOygan
Mich, as Second Class Matter.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-06-05
The Crawling as Game Fish.

Among sporting men the brook trout
has long been classed as the leading
game fish, but they are in danger of
losing their claim to this since the gray
ling has been brought into notice. For
the latter, Northern Michigan is becOm-
ing noted, and the fame of the "gamest
of game" fish is already attracting the
attention of the disciples of Walton. Col.
Geo. F. Akers, the eminent fish commits
sioner of Tennessee, thus relieves HIM
self in expressions in regard the to gray
ling after enjoying the sport OF catching
them:
81 have caught the gamest of game
fish, the American grayling.' 1t is tru-
Iy daisy, pretty as girl OF sixteen,
but harder to catch, and as superior to
the speckled trout as the trout to the
bass. Royal indeed, pure as the water
it lives i'm, quick as thought in action,
game to the last, the pride of the angler,
anda a sweet mOrsel for the hungry man
when the offices of the cook are done and
it is placed before you broiling hot"
A number of streams in this region
abound i'm this magnificent specimen
of game fish, and to all lovers of sport,
iOined with the benefit of most salll-
brious climate, we would say come to
Northern Michigan and enjoy it. The
hotel accommodations are most excel
lent. and the comfort and pleasure OF ali
will be well looked after.