, 1880-10-23
Nasty.
MR. NaAby 1ndulEcs in n Profound
Howl of Anguish Over the Indiana
und Ohio Elections,

met at the incctIn' house tho mite after thu
October Gleckshln. 1t Wt,z q pertlkelarly
gloomy neetin, tho most cspesh1y gloomy
hev ever w!tncst, bteltndy pugram untl
1lanner McPelter had spent tho entire day
In preparin tho house for tic occus!lutl.
They slrapetl the skulls Nv the Yoonyun sol.
jers killed ut Fort FILLER IL live cent bo,nba-
zccn, folded the Confedrlt ling, wich Is our
pride, In nournin, and run strips Of black
cailker all over tl!o house. Tho pictures Nv
elraped. ald only two candles wuz put upol,
Tic exercises, wuz ,opencd by singing this
hymn wlcll adapted fur thu uccasion:
"p!.nvngcd .vg II q = gnlf Of deep 'lespnlr,
Tho niasers votIi ovurywhuro
Upon clcckshun dny."
After wich l real 'cln the fUllerin
VALE Nv ANGUISH:
Dl1nckrattc man Is nv few days and very
lie gocth forth to the polls sntin in tho
lui4 bro0ses ind petrlfyin sores.
Thu Dt'nocratic purity is too short at botl,
Il Is II harlet TINT dresses too low In the
neck and ton short in the skirts.
It's weak In tho middle, a1,d no strength,
ae!1ettt ut the top or bottom.
The Lord IS ngin the Democracy.
IN vain we prayetl for short crops, and In
yntr, o,r, stpplicatlons went up for riAder-
pest 9Htl @ llootrot among tio cattle Oil thou
Iii win we inlplorctl for potnto-rot and
tress the fank mid nlake him howl for II
chuige.
II yaio. We invoked the MD Of tic weevlc,
alnl tio ilessan iiy. and the clintz-b,,g. nnsl
curse tile Administration nnd turn to lis.
l.O! the moro VIC prayed fUr distress the
nl1re there WIFE prosperity.
The crops were goD!l, anil the, prices there
thGre Is III trouble?
W. preached hard times, and they shook
Guild md silver under Our Hoses.
We Sed t9 tle lau9rer, Lo! you are op-
ins' ba1lk-bUuk.
rle slnoko ny the furnace was to us the
The clang Nv hammers and tho wlseezo Nv
TUG enElie wuz. our funeralkliell.
we Stnt !]lackburn ntld other DriElteers
to tie North; but tic people put their tongues
n lllflr cheeks aId Wngged tholr heads In
We sc!i. I.oo VIC lcv Yoonyun soldier for
Our carld ltlnte.
And tl,ey sneered, sayin, Verify he hcz
changed lls. yUolifurnl.
c,sNsy mNsy as Satnsrsa oi 6tessy ;oI and tey hey
W. offered 'ein FREQ trade, ind they M
swgred, saytn, Give lis a tariff.
,We offered Gu, soft money, hut they re-
pl,Stt: : s%,yi,, a,i,, ~ s1ft 11 money " omrn
tlleIr ltands, but they sed. It WIS 4oin very
Como Is tho Post. Offices, md the Custom.
lt9!ses !,t n st'e IL meyer knew ..s agi!'
, Bascon will either hev to shut shop or
forcctDst oil our TURNS.
n, For his chalk is out, and talk is cheap, but
'rllc. mooAshiners will bo hunted In the
Mt0,n!ntata;s, ,!lt,! md tho dweller on the plains
Tho nigEcr Lubbock will contlnncr In tho
!'ostnills :u!d Pollock from llliHoy will s!t ut
And JIG iiIgler Will 10 his slcpltty md vcx
~; %l'S5slsl ;,i, I hy' Where is tho rock t4ut
!, To Moo Jersey9 Tho Radllscls will kerry
ID Delawnre9 They aro rccchlu out their
tmpions llailds for TINT r.
t9 u irsI r"Fts5 t'reG na' will swell the vote for
To MlssissIppl? The nigEer will yote III
t!lat State next yeer, alld 1t will be no place
for litG.
The Niger will vote, md will nsk wages
,,:, ,Aa% ilis vito will not bo ourn ag'n, nor his
Ws sIel not sell EN- ez paupprs to the high.
est bidder, and they viii own laid, md
MNlGs, and slcll.
W., ,slcl SEQ skoolhouscs In tho South, and
prcacl!ers, and oLher rubomlnnshcns.
And, WHO KIN tG'l?. Wu mny hev rolling
mills mud sicl things In tho Corners.
For. when tho shiyGlry Is bl,stl.I, what Is to
prevent tho ,Yank witt, his ,lnoney FROM co,ls-
III ~. uowi nI'tl 2 pGssesss' !,1 the laids
.t,,,t 1'o beE Fly we a1e % ashamed, and thcrc a1n't
nnt!lln here to steal.
III the valley ny tho shat1tlcr sit VIC, AMI
there nfn't ITO ladder by wicll wo kin cline
out.
weeping au hour Tie meciln dispersed.
"t;ive us drink" sol tho Dcekin, ina
reply. ~ he'd ruttlor kcep tho llkker tIlan to
se!l i for pr.oln!ses, Gentlemen, cash is tho
And u by wuz intlcxiblc, md there wuzn't
Z ttollnr III thu purity VIC sot parched to tho
Issakcr Gavitt WIZ tho fust to break 81
neGSSRs's assy s D9sy s T. h esas s s ds ss no the
1t wl'z " Ut tiio sun he'd rlso,l and wuz q
stteasir thr0 the crneks lii tho ruiz.
ESQ will IT," sed III pelier.
And thoy I'LL sctl t,e same thing.
a, ! th!nk myself Il wooa bn tho best It Is
FOR tha iiepub!lkln marty to take III tlio
corners md a!ch, wood be- ltko heltlly man
ssn ,I.tn. NJ l,sz M Iined hez managed to dlo with
rossiGy ts Us, Is oy , out " " the woods.