, 1880-03-07
lecture will be given in the Baptist church II
day by the Rev. G. r. Pierce.


4 Tennessee man can so perfectly initiate tht
sounds made by two dogs engaged in fighting
that no can call a Memphis congregation out o.
church In three minutes.
AS might have been expected, Horner Co. :
celebrated Vienna Millinery House, 3l6 West
Madison street, Is the first to Introduce the
spring styles on the West Side. The display OF
EXQUISITE bats, bonnets, and flowers ct this popu-
Ar establishment reflects great credit on Messrs
H9fner a9fsS A Co;. and the crowds Of fashoaabie m
!aales who dnily visit their place show that their
! enorts are fully appreciated.
| Somehow the Indies don't seem to grasp the
leap year idea as they should. They ought TO
~ around and spend their time and money on
Inc eoys W1o aaHe t1 do TINT sort ct thing three
pressy 70 g1ve the boys financial rest, as it
] we're, and they need it, too.
,a3 turner, tailor. will issue his spring card this
week. bis styles are choice and prices cx-
tremely low for the quality Of goods.
bic young Indies IN Washington few nights
in the neck, had lace rutles around thoir throats,
and carried fans and bouquets. They must have
looked too sweet for anything but pounding
over the head with club.
The Ladies' Grain Exchange, Room % Metro
polltan Block, corner LA SAlle and Randolph
streets, affords ladies IN opportunity to deal In
grain and provisions OF every description.
Some people are bound to make blundcrs The
story is told that at German watering place, at
the close Of the season, when the moncy-bcx
affixed to the wall outside the kursaa1 BY the
found void Of money, but fuiI Of the letters Of
an American visitor to hts family at home.
The contract for furnishing the marble -tiling
awarded to the Burlington Marble Co. cor Mich
tgnn avenue and Van Ruren. The contract is an
Important one, and Is splacedin responsible hands.
young lady writes to an exchange: "For
my part prefer evening passed ut home with
pleasant book to attending balls, parties, and
theatres" 0, certainly. When d young lady
bean .h nor neW boanss nor new
home with book-which she is too mad to read.
Gale & Blockt, agent for Dunbar's Waukosha
water, inform us that, SINCE the lake water has !
advice Of their physicians, arc using the cele- |
beverage.
"Johu, we won't have potatoes enough for |
do" "Tc!l them we've lost our potato masher,
and the girl had to use her hands. They won't
ask Tor any" said John.
In order to close out their entire stock of
grand, upright. and square pianos, to make
room for the New Favorite Bauer" now SO
h.stly popular, Mcssrs. Bauer 4; Co. offer their
entire stock at actual cost.
st. Louis girls have way of teasing Chicago
girls. They say: My dear, l would NOT like to |
be a IN your I shoes" Then the chicago girl takes
q mack, and, after driving around the St. Louis
girls foot, says: "Of course, you wouldn't ltke
it. 'Twou1d hurt your corns to pinch them So"
~ All medical writer's admit the tonic virtues Of
oANAoAA hAUIA huL 1l u UukEF, HI IQ8 FA1IQGT |
House, was the first to discover its priceless value
a cases Of nervous prostration, and as q remedy
for drunkenness.
a little girl read composition before the
minister. The subject was: "a Cow" She t
seayed in this complimentary sentence: 1.-THE |
'oW is the most useful ani1nal In the world ex-
:cpt religion
People using homeopathy should have John
on.s Family Guide to Homeopathy" published
y Boericke & Tafei, 81 Clark street. Price Sc,
Iramps are usually men Of strong nerves, but
9 suddenly On a trump that he fninted away.
econd-story window. j
TIE TRIBUNE heartily recommends the Ked- {
le water filter. 1t Is the only good one In the
1arket- J. 2. Dalton, No. 11 State street, West
m agent,
There is a wonderful trust existing between I
1coltnt and Patti. He opens all her letters and |
ne opens all his. And so they live on in the | I
ven tenor and soprano of their way. 7
Over 10000 Mackinuon pens sold in Chicago, !
agency, IS State street.
a circus elephant In Indiana caught the ague,
nd tho people came for miles around to see the
low, under the impression that there was
tmo earthquake On exhibition.
The experienced never speak Of Chicago girls T
'et by that name. They mendon them respect
lily as Chicago's great terminal facilities.
While VIC remember the suffering poor of Ire
nd, let it not be forgotten that thousands OF /
nerican freemen have to fasten their suspend
s with sh1ngle nails.