The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-18
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W., Yes, pic is the great destroyer.
whenever wearo confronted by it we
at once cry. for a quarter. go.
,.-Wehayc known some Young In
uics to- take five or six years to rot
over being sixteen years old.-Ec.
AN exchange softly says of de-
,aultef: "tic admits Il gap Of $1,000
between himself and his creditors"
|, Arr Jonson, an Icclandic youth.
has written Il fivc-act tragedy with the
SOL" '''0' >'"'
Blue eyes arc said to be true. We
don't know how this is, but certainly
there arc many lies told about black
eyes.
"A philosopher says: "You require
In marriage precisely the same quality
that yo1E would in eating sausagc-al-
solutc confidence"
-Que6n Victoria manages to rub
along antfkcep house on Sc, 800 n div
royalty ontnds high, but some people
will have it. rOp''
;,;,EEl!hee; pIgesiNity. Of expression worn
ber shop cdiinot he counterfeitod even
by an old Inaif with her first love let-
ter.
/ -4he, pretty end. ugly, the good and
the mean,
Fly up through the roofwhen they
use Kerosene.
eve Old maids,o said Miss Ficks
'"lovc cats because we have no hus-
bal'ds, and cots are almost as trcachcr.
ons as men.1
-'Fhc difference between a non who
digs III tho ground anel one who dins in
books is that tho former digs for hire
and the latter for lore.
1t Is very much the same with pop-
ping corn as with popping the qucs-
tloll. 1t is usually accompanied by
agitation and a good deal OF warmth.
Patrick having been told thac Dr..
Peters hadfound an astcroid, remark
ed: "Bcdad, he may have his astcroid.
but as tor mesclfoi prefer Il horse ter
- Put away his crack-brain puzzle,
ne mas Climbed the asylum staipr
Numbers IS, Is, ii
Turned his lead and sent him
there
'-"Sally," said fellow to girl
who had red hair, ''kccp away from
me, Or you'll set me on fire." "No
danger Of that" replied the girl; "you
arc too green to burn"
A: French newspaper points out
now the passion for gambling is shown
III England, so thaS oven in wedding
notices 1t is necessary to state that
there were "nO cards."
The United States annually pavsto
foreign countries no less than S23. 600
600 for 81 TX , all Of which it is claimed.
may in due time DO saved to orr nco.
pie by proper encouragement of silk
culture.
The malc hornet does not sting.
Hc, is the pilnp that waits until tho ic-
male has got in her work, and then
l chascs you through d swamp, over
bricrs, and into q field where there is q
mad bull.
Talk about Robinson Crusee,s is-
land being uninhabitcd! Didn't nc
find q swell OH shore and a little cove
running inland? Avast there Bosr
ton I1'anScript.
when man rejects that by going
back fow generations he can Chin
several hundred ancestors, and reflects
.'NN hItic tilcy nave JOlC llllf 1Or an III.
hcrtancc; it makes him feel abused.
'l-"Who win write tho music Of tho
fnt!nep'f asks New York paper.
"What troubles ais;" replies tile Do
EtEoit' Free Press, sis to know who will
have patience to listen to It," q.
lilo went to inquire after tho health
of tho yaang ,damsel, who has charge
+ ofhis. s.noighb0r,a dairy, and when llo
asked CLOVIS. the milk maid? they
slammed tho door in his face and tolfi
y him to 90 aud ask the cows who manl,r
fhcturedhthe' article. =
..vAt dinnep she. Ind doctor at eth.
eE hand ono of whom remarked that
thoy:Were we'll served, since they had
J, q dhok '.bptWeen them. "Yos," sbo
b,pke in--her Wits Of tho sort that
cotnos iiI flashes--''aild I am between
two qpacks," Then silence foll., "
.-Theras sissno truth In tho roportth
MiasyA Ant3i0,.S passed horscjf off on
Boston H00plb for Mrs. Lan9try., Bos.
FtDti. 1,cSR Rte aTe not blamed fools. .-l.z3o 3os.
! Etoss;Es Hb4y boa they are not: In,
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