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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-04-10
Thrcc wishes

Three young soldiers % pars.an, o Cas-.
con- aud Mnrc.liais, were walking one
starry tmmc night ON tbe shore of thc
Mediterranean, and seeing who could frame
tho most colossal wish for n fortune
"l said thc Partisan, "wish This sea
were all mix, then I'd dip my pen in it,
make % big nine on a sheet of paper. and
after The nine "A set down naught until
thc ocean were dry, and the sum thus
written would represent my fortune.
"And J, said the Gascon, swish that
every star above us represented bushel
bag of louis dor that belong 90 me-
"And said the MarseiIlais, "wish
that both your wishes were true, and that
you might die Of heart disease the moment
after YOU had made your wills in my
favor"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-04-10
RATTLE OF THE BONES.

How many bones ia the human face1
Fourteen, when they all are ia place.
How many bones In the human carr
light, my child. as l We often said
How many bones in tie human heads
Three in each. and they help TO hear
How many bones in tire human spiueF
IweRty-six like climb ng vine.
How many bones Of the human chosp
Twenty-four rbs and two OF the rest.
How many bones he shoulders biud2
Two in zach, one before. one bchiud
How many bones in the human srul
IN each arm one two ia each forearm
How many bones in the human vrist2
Eight Ia each, II none az e missed.
How many bones in the palrn OF the handf
Five ia each. with many n band.
How many bones in tho fingers ten2
Twenty-eight, and by joints they bend.
How many bones in the human bipY
One in each like dish they dip
How many bones IN the human thgh2
One in each-and deep they lie.
How many bones in the human kucopS
one in eRch-the knee-pan, please.
How many bones in the leg from tho kuee2
Two in each-we can plainly see
How many bones in the ankle rtrougf
Seven in eaoh-bu, none are long.
How many bones in the bali OF the foot2
Five in each; as in the palms were put
How many bones in the toes ha I scorer
Twenty eight, and there Are.no more.
And now. all together, these many bonoa fix x-
And they count IN the body two hundred an
six.
And then we have in the human mouth,
OF upper and under. thirty-two teeth.
And we now and tlen have bone, ! shou.
think,
That forms on a joint, or to fiji up a chink.
Sesamold bone or a Wemian we call.
And now We may rest, for we've told them all
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-04-10

Madame C, drcssmaker. has great
deal OF trouble with sowing girls. Tie
other day one vi them came to her to say.
Madame ] fear lha' ] will not Doe able
20 work much longer think I am getting
blind.
why how BE- thiet You seem to get
along pretty well with your work"
"lcs but can mo- longer see amy meat
ON my plate af dinner
Madame c. understood and fheuev'
day the young ladies were served with livery
large but very Thin pieces ofmcat
"What happiness, exclaimed orr Miss
"Ny sight has come back. ] can now sco
better than ever
Glow is that MadcmOiselle1n
"Why, at this moment I can sec the
plate through the meat
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-04-10

'Now, Mrs. Roosmyer' said his honor,
what do you want warrant forl'
"Foor my husband, so much know
Whats he's beensdoingl"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

The production OF any well-knOwn
substance artiiicially by the syntletical
chemist Is, generally viewed by the
public with opposition, Until con-
vlnced that 1t IS identical with the ma
tural product. a German paper pro
duccs an Endorsement of artificial va
MILNE BY Professor Meidinger, who
says 1t possesses uhdeniable ADVANTAGES
over natural vanilla. The latter loses
its aroma, Is unequal, and the natural
bean only contains two per cent. OF
valuable material, with ninety-eight
per cent. Of WORTHLESS or even injurious
material, OF which the removal is trou-
besome anb tedious before the pure
flavor can bo obtained. In Germany
the vanillno is mixed with sugar and
put up In packages OF different strength
for different purposes. That for cho-
colate manufacturers is seventy times
as strong as good vanilla that for fam
lily use Is pat up in packages equal to
one bean, and sold at nine cents each {;
that for liquor manufacturers contains
two per cent. Of vantlline. Dr.Mel-
dinger sDeaks very highly of this arli-
ficlal vanlll lline, which may be whole
some; but has 1t the delicious bonquet
Of the natural bean?
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

CHRONIC Lco'encss Of the Bowels re-
suits from imperfect dig, stion, and
this again rom stomach Irregularities
and Interruptions. The cause lies in
the torpldity Of the Liver, and the cure
Is, take Simmons Liver Regulator to
AID digestion, to stim m'llata the dull and
sluggish Liver and to regulate the
bowels.
"For twenty months I was fTlicted
with DiarrhDa. Numbers of physi-
clans prescribing for me missed my
case--tholr medicine, mostly astring-
ont, aggrayating my condition. [ was
advised to use the Simmons Liver Reg
ulator. This medicine soon indicated
the proper diagnosls-an impure mat
ter, secretcd from disordered Liver,
and, coarsing the passage of tho bow
OILS, irrltatcd and intlamed to diseased
condition. In few weeks tho medi-
oine corrected 1t. l was restored to
perfect health and have remained 80
over two years, no symptoms having
returned. use 1t In my family as a
specific for all disorders originating in
disordored Liver. "JAMEs G. TIsoN,
Bagdad, Texas"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
Safety from Il Pchtilentiul Scourpe.

Pr lection from tho disease, not a medioi,
nal agent which merely checks tho paroxysme
is tho grand dcsideratum wherever the on.
demic sconrge Of malaria prevails. -Qninine
does not afford this protection. The ohief
reason why Hostetter's Stomach Bittors has
won stioh imnense popularity is that it pre-
pares the system to resist the malarial pest.
This 1t does by brao ng. aud toning the phys.
icai organism rogulat ng and promoting an
equal flow and distribution Of the animal
fluids, and estab' b'ishing disestlon on a sound
basis. Not only IL fever and aguo prevented,
but he wort types OF tho disease are oon-
luered by IT, Suoh IL Tho only just conolu.
Aloa to be drawn from the ofwhelning eyi.
denoe In its favor. 1t is equally efloaci GUS In
dyspepsia, eonHtipation. liver complaint and
general debility and rheumatic complaint,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
Early Birds.

A great deal has been written about
the English Bparr0ws, and nalurallsts
still dispute upon their usefulness and
whether they really do kill the worms
they were brought over here to kill. 1t
does;not seem to have occurred to any
one that If they do not we shall need to
revise our accepted proverbial philoso-
phy, for 1t surely cannot be pretended
that the sparrow Is not an early bird,
and II nc docs not oatch the worm, then
all that has been said and believed OF
tho early Bird from immemorial time,
Is deluslon and a snare. His earllness
really furnishes much gravor lndict-
ment against the sparrow than his al
egodlndliference to chronological pur-
suits. He Is tho earliest bird ever
known.a The nightingale stays up over
night, like the owl, and thus may be
classed among the late birds. The lark
Is said to rise with the sun. But the
sparrow gets up long before the snn
showE any sign of rising and Just about
the time when quiet folks prefer to be
asleep. He Is more misguided even
than tho summer fly, whose activity he
anticipates by several hours. And the
worst OF itls that he docs not 20 about
his business Of worm catching with the
subdped .sohriety that befts an early
rlseP but, tonSthe contrary, begins at
once to- chatter and talk, and all his
famnyiand his neighbers' families be-
gin also 70 chatter and talk, like party
Of intoxicated revcleis. In plain
terms, siie makes a nuisance of himself.
4 lflie you'd wait till daylight, like
al hon est bid, this frivolous conduct
might1bs overlooked; but to break. In
upon .tlfe peaceful slumbers Of a com.
munisy ~ the very time when slumber
70 n.pstapracious, and to many persons, /,
most prfcarious, is an outrage absolute
~ ubIar o. aole.
i, ! i.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
Important to Sufferers.

The greatest benefaotor Is ono who relieves
pain and cures disease. DR.. Bilsbee has 40
complished both by his miraculous discovery
infallible cure for PILES in oil stages OF de-
yelopment. 20 600 sufferers testify to its
virtue. 1t Is slmplo suppository, acting az
an instrument. poultice and medicine The
relief is instant, and cure certaln. Prico 81. 90
per box. Sampses sont free on application to
''Anakesis" Depot. Box 304G. Now York. For
sale by all first-class druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

THE young ladies Of Chattanooga,
Tenn, organized loap-ycar party,
hired hall, ordered supper and went
around In carriages TO hunt up the
young men to compel them to como in.
Everything went lovely until tho CON-
mittcc went to settle the bills, when
they learned that the yolng mon had
already paid them. Tie young ladies
say now that 1t was "real mean" in the
boys, and declare that they will never
give another !e ip-year party.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
DO 1t Well.

Whatever you do, do it we'll. A lob
slighted because 1t Is apparently unim-
portant leads to habitual neglect, so
that men degenerate insensibly into
bad workmen.
"Tbat is a good rough job" said n
foreman In our hearing recently; and
he meant tina. 1t was piece of work
not elegant In itself, but strongly made
and we'll put together.
Training tho hand and eye to do work
we'll leads individuals to form correct
habits In other respects, and good
workman Is, in most cases, a good citi-
zen. No one need hope to rise above
his present situation who suffers small
things to pass by unimproved, or who
neglccts, metaphorically speaking, to
pick up a cent because it is not a dollar.
Some of the wisest law makers. the
best statesmen, tho most gifted artists,
the most merciful judges, the most in
genlous mechanics, rose from the great
mass.
a rival Of certain lawyer sought to
humiliate him publicly by saying.
"You blacked my fathers boots once )"
'Yes," replied the lawyer unaba shed ,
"and | did it we'll" And because of
his habit Of doing even mean things
we'll he rose to greater.
Take heart, all who toll all youths
in humble situations, all in adverse
circumstances, and those who labor un-
appreciated. II it be but to wax
thread, wax 1t we'll? If only to cut
bolts, make good ones; or to blow the
bellows, keep the iron hot. 1t is atten-
tion to business that lifts the feet high.
or up OH the ladder.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

lie had asked for her photograph.
She excused herself with some klrd of
story about her negative being lost,
aud another would have to be- secured,
ETC., when he Interrupted her rather
warmly with the remark, What dn you
suppose care for your negative, Car
lie? It's your Affirmative l've been
after these six months!' She said
nothing, but kind O turned up tho
whites of her eyes, and he Well, 1t Is
nObody's business what he did. 1t Is
for the tailor's first thing next morn
ing, anu shc-why she has done nothing
but try on all sorts Of things ever
since.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

"BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocnRs,"
when allowed to dissolve In the mouth,
nave direct Influence on tho intlamed
parts. allaying Pulmonary Irritation,
ana giving raliefiniCQughs. Colds, and
Singers and r"bio Speakers arc tS iania MI,S
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

a SHOP was broken int one night !;
but strange to say, nothing WAS carried
oil. The proprietor waa making his
boast Of it, ut the same time. expressing g
his surprise at losing nothing. "Not
at all surprising," said his neighbor.
''The robbers lighted lamp, didn't
they ?" eyes" was the reply: Well,'
continued the neighbor, "they found
your goods marked up SO high they
couldn't a1fol q to take them"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

"WHY, Bridget )" said her mistress,
who wished to rally Bridget for tho
amusement of her company, upon the
fantastic ornament Of huge pie :
"Why, Bridget, did you do this, you're
quite an artist; how did yon do it P"
"Inhade, 1t was myself that did it,"
replied Bridget, "isn't 1t pritty, mum
| did iC with your false teeth, num-"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

NJ. VALlElRAND was enjoying his
rubber, whom the conversation turned
on recent marriage Of al elderly lady
Of respectable rank. "lIowevcr could
Madame dc S-ninko such match
a person Of hor birth to marry a valet
o.chambre!" "Ah," replied Talley-
we don't reckon hOnors.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

A LOVER r, ocivcu the following note,
accompanied by beautiful bonqucl !:
"Decr--, send hi tho boy IL
buckett Of ilours. They Is like my love
for Il. The mite shaid menes kcpe dark.
The dog fenil mcnos am ure slalve.
Rosis rcd and posts pail; mi luv for u
shall nevcr falc.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

IIiE Chinese must 60, and all Amer
leans should go-and buy a bottle of
Carboline, the deodorizod petroleum
hair renewer and dresser. Since the
recent improvements, no preparation
ever had such a sale or gave such gem
erai satisfaction as Carboline. Sold by
all druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
Il Coon 'HIIiilE to Know

Every man and woman In tho land
ought to know that Kidney-Wort is a
sure ana safe cure for all diseases
causod by the failure Of the bowels or
kidneys to perform thor duties. Do
not fall to try it.--Repoylsr.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
WIT AND HUbIOR.

A BLIND man was begging for aims
at tho church OF st. Koch, whining
piteously: "1laye pity upon poor
blind man with two small children
dependent upon him !" Later, gentle
man who had given him something
happened to disembarl; from train at
q suburban station, and there the irst
person that he met was tho same beg
gar, whining ptteously: "nave pity
upon a poor blind man, with five chill
FRIEND" he says, "your wife has pre-
sented you with triplets has she ?"
"No. sir, no; but, you sec, whereas in
Paris, where everything is so expensive
two children are amply sufficient TO
move peoples hearts; out in the coun-
try, it takes at least five to knock the
grangers. That's why. Have pity
upon Il poor blind man.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

a uEALTHFUL PkACT1CE.-Loossn the
clothing, and, standing erect, throw
the shoulders we'll back, the hands be-
hind, and the breast forward. In this
position draw slowly as deep an inspir-
alton as possible, and retain st by an
increased effort for a few seconds, then
breathe 1t gradually forth. After u few
natural .breaths, repeat tho long inspir-
alton. Let this he done for ten or tif-
teen minutes every day, and In six
weeks time a very perceptiblo increase
In the diameter of tho chest and Its pro-
mlnence will be eYidont.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

WAsHDAY Is holiday, thanks to
Dobbins' Electric Soap, (maLe by Cra.
gin g Co., Phi'a.,) which 10 rapidly
coming into general use. 1t acts like
Imagic, and bleaches clothing without
fnjuring the fabric. Try 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

LEMON JELLy.-Tour ounces Of but
ter, one pound Of sugar, six eggs, the
grated rind and juice OF two lemons.
l'ut all IN Il pan over slow fire, gently
stirring until it is as thick as cream :;
then pour it into jars, cover and keep
in dry place.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

ltAMLEls.-Two egge, one and one
halt cups OF raisins, chopped fine, two
thirds cup Of shortening, one tea
spoonful each of cinnamon, nutmeg,
GLOVES and soda; dissolve the soda in
two great spoonfuls OF milk; mix stilf,
and cut out like cookies.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

EXCELLENT COFFEE RECEIPT DIR.
Foote'S Health Monthly says Stir In
70 the ground coffee sufficient white OF
al egg 10 make Il smooth pastr ; add the
proper quantity, by measure, Of boiling
water, and let 1t boil gently for twenty
or thirty minutes. Made thus It Is eX-
Iulsitcly clear and transparent, the
coagulatcd albumcn holding every
fine particle of solid matter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

duced to tho pnbliF, hut DR.. Bulbs
Cough Syrup still takes tho leadfor tho
cure of Cough, Colds etc. Price, 2b
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

LEMON CATsUr.-One pound and q
quarter of salt, quarter Of Il pound of
ground mustard, one ounce each OF
mace, nutmeg, cayenne aud allspice,
one gallon OF cider vinegar, eight or
nine garlic cloyos, fifteen large lemons.
Slice the lemons, add the other ingrcdi
cnts; let simmer for twenty or tn ilty
minutes; pMco in Il covered Jar; stir
every day for seven or eight weeks !;
strain, then bottle, cork and seal.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

"THAT's the first hop OF the season" )"
remarked dancing-master, as his
young hopeful sat down on n tack.
Then the music started and tho bawl
began
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

cARD.--ro all who suffering from tho errors
md fnd!scretoDs of youth nervous weakness. early
tnSs, tsS I loss sro Of ing msnsSqa StS WI send Reoip
remedy was discovered by a missionary In Soutl
America: Send a self addressed envelope to the Rev
JOSEPH Il. lNMAN, Station d, New York City.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

SPICED AprLEs.-Eight pounds of
apples, pared and quartered; four
pounds OF sugar, one quart Of vinegar,
one ounce OF thick cinnamon, one~half
ounce cloves 3; boil the vinegar, sugar
and spices together; put in tho apples
while boiling, and let them remain
until tendor (abOut twenty minutes),
then put the apple In Il jar; boil down
the syrup until thick, and pour it over
them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

CRACKERS AND CREAM.-Split six
Boston crackers, place then in IL soup
plate and pour boiling water over them,
AS soon as they arc soft, draw oil all
salt; then pour over them nice sweet
c.Ienm. This is specially liked by little
children who arc not feeling we'll, and
usually rellshcd by grown people.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

LIE ristnx generation ought to be
protected against the SIMPLIFYING in
fiuence of Opium preparations. We call
the attention Of all mothers to tho faot
that DR.. Bulbs Baby Syrub Is absolute
~ free from Laudanum or othor
Opiates.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

Don't you think" said brother
lawyer to Judge Under wood, "that j i'm
Pierson is the greatest liar of a lawyer
that you ever aaw?'' 81 should be
sorry to say that Of Brother Picrson,"
replied the judge; "hut he is certainly
more economical of the truth than any
other lawyer OH tho circuit -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

How TO CURE DYsPErsIA.--Dr.N Me-
hols, who has made Il series Of dictctic
experiments on himself, has arrived at
the concluion that, If the stomach Is
allowed to rest, any case OF dyspepsia
may be cured that tho dict question
was at the root Of all diseases that pure
blood can only be mado flom pure
food, and that, If the drink of u nation
were pure and free from stimulating
qualities, and tho food was also pure,
the result would be pure health.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

The Voltaic Bolt Co., Marshall, Mich.
Will send their celebrated Electro Voltaio
Belts to tho afflicted upon 80 days's trial
Speedy cures guaranteed. They moan what
they say. Write to them without delay.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

Foam SACCE FOR PUDuINGs One
and one quarter cups OF sugar, ono
quarter OF II cup OF butter, we'll beaten
together. Beat tho white of the eggs
to u froth before putting in. Flour TO
taste, and at last add ono cup Of boiling
milk.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

"How sweet the moonlight sleeps
upon this bank,' as tho burglar re-
mar kcd to his pal, while they gazcd at
tho Institution they intended to rob the
first dark night.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

RINawoRMs.-Make a curd by mix
ing alum and tho white Of an egg over
fire until 1t Is the consistency ofpom-
atum; spread over tho ringworm. One
or two applications should effect Il cure. =.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

GROUND RICE PUDDINd.-TO six
ounces rice, one quart milk; stir this
over the fire TIL thick, take 1t OFF, put
in piece of butter the size ofa walnut !;
when just cold, add eight yolks OF
eggs, four whites, well beaten; rasp
the peel of lemon and put to 1t some
sugar with the juice, thon mix adj to-
gcther; puif paste at the bottom of the
dish half an hour bakes 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

n MUSIC store In Cincinnati sends out
circular which promises the public it
will 'supply any musical want"
Twenty-Five persons have sent orders
to be supplied with an ear for music.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

ORANGE SALAD.-Cut several oranges
crosswise into slices an eighth OF an
inch thick, place theEa on a float glass
dish, one piece half covering the other,
until the sur face of the dish is covered !;
stft pulycrized sugar over them; then
add third of Il small winegIassful of
brandy or other good liquor, and serve.
Peach salad is made with cherry vino
In place Of brandy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
"I,eo.me sount, md We'll"
.1A~% MATbneR's STATION, G,

".@-tF," HATbnRR's STATION, Ga. 9
r. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.:
Dear Sir-My wifo, who has been Ill
for over two years, and has tried many
other medicines, became sound and we'll
by using your Favorlto Prescription.
My niece was also cured by Its use,
after several physicians had failed to do
her a6y good. Yours truly,
THOMAS j. METuvfN.
"Best OF AL"
BALTIMORE, Nd, March 3, 1879.
DR.. II. V. PIERCE: ts S
Dear Sfr--My family have used your
Favorite Prescription and it has done
all that is claimed for 1t. lt.is the bent
Of all preparations for women COM
plants. Irecommend 1t to all families.
II .fRsaGG. 5. WATERMAN, Druggisty@
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25
a Valuable (.ift FREQ.

A book Oh tho Livea, its diseases aud thait
treatment sent free. Including troatses upon
Liver Complaints, Torpid Liver, Jaupdce.
Blhoueness. IL adacbe, Constipation. Dyspep-
sia Malaria. etc. Address DIR. Sanford, 1G2
Broadway, Now York o.ty N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

TooTHACuE DRors. One ounce of
alcohol, two drac4ms Of cayenne, one
ounce Of Kerosene oil; let 1t stand
twcnty-four hours after mixing. 1t
cures the worst case of tOothachc.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

The oil lands of Peru arc on the coast
region. They extend from Cape Blan-
co to the Tumbcz River, distance of
l20 miles. The tract is sixty lailes
wide, and contains 4,500,O00 acres
Where the waves Of the Pacific Ocean
have worn away the rocks the oil trick
les out, and the outcrop may bo traced
for ninety miles along the coast.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

RERrnA-M Mamma, Johnny Is awfully
naughty. He's been banging my new
dolly with all his might against the
flo RI" Johnny-"Pooh. [ seen her
bang 1t herself t'other day." Bertha
"Well, what, O. that2 Ain't it my
dolly. s"-. '' b.. ''t' ".' h''N '.'.|
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

No true lady will tlounce out Of tho
room and slam the door after her when
asked to forego her new silk dress for
a few days, and lot her husband settle
al old cigur bill. t'"t
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-25

CIrRoN IN CAKE.-To prevent citron
from getting to the bottom ofn cake or
pudding, rub the citron we'll with flour
after cutting, and 1t will neither sink
nor mass together. The same applies
to other fruit.