Litchfield enquirer., 1880-02-26
Pilgrimages to Buffalo, N. Y.


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 The Hon. Schuyler Colfax in his lecture the other night, told d new story and good one. The Marquis of Harrington, present leader of the English Liberal party was trav- cling It this country during the war, and while here made semi official call on President Lin. coin. lie was introduced to honest old Abe ln the White House with some ceremony but Mir Lincoln grasped the hand of the Marquis With his broad hand, closed d grip on it that brought the tears to the Englishman's eyes and said in cheery voice: Glad to see you Marquis Of Harrington. Shall never forget you, because your name rhymes with one of our great characters Mrs. Burlington How are you, Marquis ?" and he gave Harrington another squeeze after which my Lord left the executive chamber nursing his hand and ms temper. declaring to friend that '.your American President is boor!"
 The secret of the Presidents action was that the Marquis had appeared at ball in New 1ork few nights before his visit to Wash. lngton and ostentatiously wore the rebel colors in his button hole The incident was publish. ed, and the President, knowing the Marquis was to call at the White House, concluded to give the naughty and il.hred Englshmaa puncture that he would get through even his Bull-hide. And he did. --IndidnGp0lts Neacs.
 Speaking of Bernadotte, this reminds me or an incident in the life of tine founder of the present dynasty. Taken prisoner, when still private, at the capture of Pondichery, he Iound hliAself amongst batch of some 200 ana l,oOO prisoners, all suffering more or less from fever and dysentery. General von W In passing through their camp, noticed the in- telllgent face of the young soldiers and taking an interest in the youthful prisoner he took nm Into hls house as an extra orderly, and TOT several months Bernadotte performed the humble office of boot-black; however home-sick he begged to be included in an exchange of prisoners aud he left for France.
 Years after, General von W was in con- mand Of small German fortress besieged by the French after aa heroic resistance he had to capituiate One may imagine his surprise when on delivering his sword to the Prince or Fonte Corvo. 1he French Marshal threw him. self into his arms, exclaining ''Vous ne recon haissez uonc pas votre jeune Or0sseur!" Later on, when called to the throne of Sweden. the King invited General von W repeatedly to his capital, and never failed to relate that he (the King) had once been cleahing the boots of his gallant guest. Pal Nat Gasette.
 When Naples was ruled by King Bonlba, his majesty one day paid visit to the ship tf an Engilsh commodore, lying in the bay While the commodore was receiving his royal visitor on the quarter deck. member ol the Neapolitan suit, cruising about mitlshps, mis- took wind sail for pillar, and leaning against 1t, suddenly went below head foremost The only witness of the accident, an old tar, there upon made for the quarterback, and having saluted, said: Il beg pardon, commodore, but one of them ere kings has fell down the hatch way!"-Chon,6er's Journal.
 
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 An Illinois schoolmistress was unable to chastise the biggest girl pupil, and called in young school trnstee to assist her. The tr,is tee found that the offender was his own sweet heart. but his sense of duty triumphed over his love, and he whipped the girl Not only did this result in losing him a sweetheart, but her father sued him for damages, and got f>.a v 6