The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-10-08
All Sorts.

CABINET makers IN ILLINOIS are Kept
busy making furniture once owned
and used ,hy Abraham Lincoln.
The remembrance of a beloved
mother becomes the shadow of all
our actions. 1t either goes before or
follows.
The head Of an empty barrel is the
corner grocery may support the curb
stone orator, but it won't feed his
family.
a man is astonishing the people of
MifwaTTli4ie by walking on water. He
Wears shoes resembling collins, and
goes three miles on hour at 3 swing
ing gait.
In the day Of judgment God will
reward us according to tAe quality,
the intention, the sclf-sacriGce OF our
works, Good intention will not
!sanctily wrong.
Punch says that Yankee baby will
crawl out Of his cradle, take survey
oft, and invent an Improvement
and apply for patent before he is
six months old.
Whoever looks for TREND without
impeefcctions will never find what he
Bcdks. We love ourselves with all
our faults, and we ought TO love our
friends in like manner.
1t is said that there is one cow to
every four persons in this country,
and if the wells and springs were to
fpil soom|e Of us would be put on short
allowance Of milk and scream.
"Thcre are people who live behind
the hill'' is an old German proverb,
which means that there are other
folks in the world beside yourself,
although yon may not see ihem.
The Philadelphia Times says:
:'Senator Conklius is pulling to win,
but who he is pulling for can't be }g-
;nred out up to the present time"
Why hes pulling Cor Mrs. sprague,
of course.
Scallawag Hamilton, of Texas, is
trying to persuade the New York
1ri6Wne that the Sonth meditates
another rebellion. 1t would be a
waste Of ammunition TO call Mr.. Ham.
ilton liar.
Get ready for the biz Democratic
meeting on Tuesday Of next week.
Every y0ter in the cuunty ought to
come out On that Gay. Recollect VIC
tory. in No$ember must he the motto
ofthe Democracy.
"Iou sce," said lively old bach
elor, on being advised to get married,
s'yOu see can't dc it, because / could
not marry woman l didn't respect
and it would be impossible for me TO
Iespecta woman that woyld consent
to marry me-
A man asleep at the top Of tclc-
grapG pole was recent spectacle in
Boston. He was drunken repairer
who had grown drowsy ut his work.
A great crowd gathered, but nothing
was done TO arouse him, and he fna!
" awoke in safety; " =
Either we must make the ocean
Wider or the steamship narrower.
Something must ,e dope to enable two
ships to pass without going through
each other. Society demands it, and
the comfort OF the passengers seconds
ihe demand.
O. let US love the candidate, he's
so smiling anf SO bland, O. let us he
compassionate and take him kindly
by the hand ; and deem him not I'm.
Fortunate, should his affection over
flow, but love the gentle candidate,
Pesaase lie loyss !t}:ss the people so.
Whep q Bcnver editor wants 10
benefit afiend who runs q beer So.
loon, lie goes and writes an article
advising people lo keep out of that
saloon, as IL is the vlest place in
town. And then people think they
know where to find just the place they
giant to frequent.
Have you muzzled your dog? We
have not. And what is more, we are
not going to. Tie dog never bit any
body, and he don't like muzzling any
inore than we do. How would VOC
like to so round from now till electiea
wit with an iron muzzle on you? Besides,
Rhode Island, which wasn't quite
large enough TO hold Cenkling and
Sprnguc's double.5arrel shot guIi ut
the same time, dubs Gen. Hancock
."traitog," because be accepted the
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