West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-05-08

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daughter, Miss LahrN. Of Irontowr, WCrC
visiting \. =. BonaGold's vast wecl. MIR,
and Ma. x. returned home on Saturday,
Miss Laura is still here captivating some
of our lady killers.
4. J, II. is i'm Baltimore attending
Court, as a witness against 1lc notorious
rcNtor sw'udlcr~, too wo,l>kpow0 - the
MINORITY ofour honorable ciuzcus, whom
they swiudlod out OF their hard.oarnod
Scado.
Tho following WINS handed mo Ivy q
young mario IA, II after visiting Miss
Letio BonoGold's millinery shop
"Thc man who has u sulky wife,
Can't please her with y sonnet
There's jus, one way 20 Cud the
S,ritC-buY her summer bonnet.
Mr.. Editor, feel my inability too
great To- tackle 81 many OF your hriu liant
correspondents. They arc too hard on
the old lady. Mover mind, folks, when
YOU 1.-Two to bo ten years oldor, YOU mny
not l,c a, good ookiuE SIS YOU arc NOW,
bu, you'n know damned sight more
than YOU now do.
"Sollom Seem" In his last scrlbhling,
afjor thaukmg "RosehudS" Very cords
ally for hor prompt rcs pnsos % his que
ny, requested her Go drop him tcw limos,
Ne, to which shc promptly responded
IN spring poetry.
"I'll clasp thee close and try
To sing, Il ICnllN atm not marriott,
fHhAnArl fNN iRN up1 thrt.n 1 th,ntrltf
Ia we'd snmo nnbnh OF thy
Species, and while there's change
In everything thcro's ponc, alas
In thee."
After n careful porusal OF tho opisuc,
"Soldom Seem sat down aud wrote;
Away = he cried, with accent bold
And looks that wore quilC sinister ;
Como near mo not, FOR Two hpou
Told that yal Miss, arc tltrt ~
Ofan the yum-Yum poetry | ovor saw
this is tho yummicst Try again, chill
dren
My young criond, George Monifco, in :
forms me, whilo At Now|urg on Satur-
day night, 10 observed to Newburg
'unsuns' having Ioap year party. lie
says from tho cnck!ing inside they must
have scared ia, old rooster or tho roost
Miss Joso Fornoy, of uoar Nowburg
is visiting her sister, Mrs $. II. H.
Childs, of this place.
Ellis Shircr aud Luther Swcaringon, q
limgwood, wero inspecting tho shan,
on Tunnel lin on SUNDAY, Bows
thought din't see We, ch?
James Silyohtcr Hunt, that nobby gen
tecl OF Austin, spcnt the Sabbath In tn,
| wilds of Tunnolton.
Now. Ezra, / don't like to give you
away. but hoard tho young mly say
! that tho Oscillation was 80 awcct.
Tho vtvacious andprcpossossing younl
bellies, of Nowburg, who havo boon en-
joying The hospitality OF Mr. nn& Mrs
". > Raymond for tho Last week, rc,
,urncd homo on Saturday. Ladies'. it,
your bcwitchiug dulcotncss that doc, IT,,
work for the boys, while you loayo on
| own girls to consult their chewing gun
box To keep down their phr0nsy.
Tho social event of tho season
was tho grand hop given by Mr.
aud Mrs w, y. Raymond at their resi-
donco at the tho West End on Fri Law
night. Adult $3.50 p. m. your humble
scribe dropped in oI tho merry makers
| and behCld some twelve or fifteen coupI,
met my redenod optics tripping tho lighi
fantastic toe After ahiftmg myself o
my oycrcoat and No. II artcs I soon
joined in the sport. was always vain
enough to believe that my young rrio: de
! Mr.. and Mrs. III. could cap tho climax
in giving a social hop. and my vainness
only proved too true, for never before
di1 yo mortals enjoy themselves so,huge
~ ~ on tho above occasion. And, oh
thnt sumptuous rcpast that was dished
ont for tho guest was Just superb After
iillinS the inrcr man with all tho good
iIinGs imaginable, the dancing was onco
moro encountered and kept mp until tho
woc smP hour, when yo grand siro bad
thcm adjourn and go on their way re-.
jpicing. Among the guests prose MT from
other towns, / noticed the smiling coun-
tonanccs of Misses Anna E, norchlcr
Mary a. Moloy, NJ IL. Maloy and Jpo
O'Douncli, Of Ncwburg: Miss Mary Mo-
ran, Of Eighty Cut and Major a. A. pun.
nington, OF Kingwood.
Mr.. Editor, as / have manopoliZod rhC
correspondence Of this place for SO long
now gladly asscntto throw mp the giost
TO my friend Moro Anon, for know
no will do Justice to our bollc3 ana boax
| am donG 1 ttko scat; and may M.
A. never experience soro hoad. Black
oyc, &C., which hpvc from my ronsou-
steal writing, Mr. Il litor, ! say arcwoll'
10 you ana tho many realtors OF tho An
cUs, and my yo all live, 9 row bappy
am rich is tho sincere wish Of your most
humble scribe. no 'Rosobuds ] would
soy, aGioul You filled as all ladios do
to mako a. impression upon mo, but /
didn't fair to mako an "imprtssiou"
when pot down iu-a pan Of dough.
You're csgsaeuy, Pony q l.,
FROM AUSTEN