The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-08-11
PASSING SMILES.
THE rest of the week Sunday.
GENERAL to-pics-chiropodists


GENERAL to-pics--chiropodists.
A stumble.
EVERY tramp carries roamin nose
IT'S very easy to recover an old UNI
brelIa.
DUTCHMEN are bit boys Of lager
growth. |"I..-a
THE caffisgs-Dnaker never tires. The
blacksmith does that f0T him. ~
CATER Cincinnati, whatT' asks !:
political exchange. o., of course.
No, Mary Ann, newspaper dress il
not made Of prints, however suggestive
THE nearer the bone the sweetCr the
meat" said the thin girl to her country
lover.
A MAN may be right, and yet be left
AMONG the recognized small vices are
Vice Presidents.
THE holes IN our harbOr Notifications
were made for big guns. That is why
they hold the fort.
A PRINTERS girl fell exhausted into
his arms at ball. 1t was a feiDt to
work in an EN- brace.
JOAQUIN MILLER is said to be very
DuS1 NIlbIlfE q W al pOGlIl AL AAAAACA
was very recently married.
Few spectacles in this world, says the
Albany J0urna,, are so imposing as that
of college boy with his first cane.
THE cashier of an Eastern bank ran
away with all the funds and the direc.
tors placarded the door, No Cashier"
JACKSON" But cay, who gave away
he brideP' JOnes-"I forgot, but al
any rate it was perfect giye-away."
CRoQUkT, says the Boston COmnler-
ciai Bulletin, will be popular this season
notwithstanding that it is played out.
When Webster said "there is always
room at the top" he was not referring
to the advertising page Of newspaper.
THk oleomargarine flies, with their
brilliantly colOred wings, are huttering
iiitbsl and thither, more especially
tbither
WE see at last that We must cease
making jokes When it gets SO they are
hkely 80 explode and scare horses 1T il
time to step
AT a restaurant: "Tske away the
sauerkraut; there a hair III it" Mon.
sieul you astonish me. i thought }
udo ptChCA hAAGAl al SOb"
SET up, my son! The early bird
catches the Worm, you knOWW " 1 don't
want to catch no 5fotms, papa, and
have o take nasty medlcineV
ATMosPHERlCAI knowledge is not
thoroughly distributed to our schools
A boy being asked, What is mist?"
vaguely responded, IAN umbrella"
A YOUNG man bOasted that he had
well-stOred mind, whereupon young
lady muttered, What pity we can
find out where he stored it!'
THE New Orleans Picay1tne discovers
that while the country dOctOrgoes about
doing good, the country politician goes
around talking about doing good.
ONE glass of plain soda water costs
One-tenth Of cent, first price. Now we
can understand why it is that drug
gist clerk can use the most expensive
Kind of hair oil and wear very small
cane
ONE of the war songs of the ZuluI
Tuns:
"Dahl dahl dahl dahl
fel yel yel ye!"
The enemy is supposed to take to fight
as soon as the song is started.
The Western girl who persistently
declared that she believed all country
editors are not only very handsome, but
immensely wealthy, has been adjudged
insane, says the Hackensaek RepubEi-
can.
WHEN a ford parent finds that his
little son has emulated the example of
the father of his country IN regard to
arboIculture, he raises the wind imme-
diately; that is to. say, he puts the heir
in motion.