The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1880-01-02


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aWaY did General Warrington cross
TIE Delaware On the ice during the stern
Of IN swfni night Anseo 2 teacner Q,
her young clos N hist0ry. reckon,
PiPed Q small voice - nnsNer va
bacanse be wanted 70 81 ON Inc o'ner
aide. Worcester Cossne.
. A P0sER: Maud" MamEsa, where
do peopie 20 % When snsy olef 1anhia
oh, ysu must not ask such q uestions,
dear; you viii understand IA ABOUT II
when you are Older. Aand taiter
THINKING IT over for some minatsl-
Mamma, do you know all ABOUT III
A STAFF ofhcer was inspecting fec-
manry regiment on outpost duty.
What are You doing here, my mani"
he asked Q vidette. Mackin' fule OF
myseP. sir" was the reply. :" How sof
asked the omcei. WY I snouio ne
athoan lookin after the harm, answered
the yidette.
WHES you see q young man in gor-
geous apparel walking about the street
with his arms hanging In curves from
HE body like the wings of an over
heated turkey on q summers day, il isn't
because he is In pain. Is because he
has been "abroad," and that's the only
thing he learned.
A LITTLE girl passing the Washington
statue lately asked lady whe was with
her if Washington was buried there.
"No," said the lady. Where is he
buriedf" said the little girl. i don't
know" said the lady. Then ] guess
you don't read the Bible much" said
little Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Ak old darky who psddles clans about
Newark was heard 70 remark recently
that horse for which be hSd paid 10
cents had dropped dead Ia the shafts on
the day after the mn rchase and he wound
= k--.-;- dr. a.. - "A l,,x.
up py sayine: oose NOV anu D"3s
no more cheap HOSES, is gwlDe TO have
=. - -. - e., 70 6.,a 20 a. a.
SOU no's MA - W 81 ~
Railway and pay 81 Tor him..
n,un. nn.r.,,..>,x s.,,. .h.t ,La
n ChhADA hcNefoPSA says Anos VIC
pursuit Oh agriculture IA some pare U
tnst ssa@ Is not mstkea y .nEs cam
mono'ony 80 p,lseo oy me oio-I2shion aS
lovers on nusosnoIy. o"lng 70 tne
s.enniy Oh .he son anu inc unoertsLn'y
Q, utief, Inc NeEaoa agricaiIuIilst ~
oongeo 70 Pio" Dom hs own sol spo
ms neisnDors Win ouckshot ana rne
pAlIA
Papa (reading from Keats st: Agnes
Eve D. Ihe ON, Tor all his testners,
mao . solo ama ISL tuA1
"Iongs zeal! SnouIun ~
s-co,1i - 80 neie, E1AiIA'
puI Purposeis msos me inp,osenSht'
10y "ss u t1Ssipie -, piio " pS
coiuI eofo Soaiuh &c pm
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catnt, ana lac ssio u Was ne Ilf0Sh.
IAE following Lines are just SIS good as
If they vert original:
Tbs polishes steve .hiss warns your room
The head and limb. asd mlod Of man
Are loosest sheE he's tlgsi.
H SSf S mt The N ssI,s as ~ bss go shh
The blindest man cart 6uila hoIAs
Az unisss n ne ~, Rss a az .-s s,ssi the ,h
The oIaekest are called white.
YEsTERpAY two men ENGAGED in ,
fisht ON the street. and during the setio,
one of the men dropped q lot of conner
coins, stopped and began picking then
mp. When the fight was over some one
asked: Z Why did you stop to pick up
that stuff when you were being pound.
edf" Because" replied the man, 90
was taught that if | took care of =
pennies the pounds would take car
themselves"
WHAT shall | bring You ford
sirf' said a polite waiter at a Is,
HE hotel. AZ he commenced rem,
Formidable array of empty disl
before 4 guest, evidently FROM
districts. Now, young maD,"
/" Jest yoa gise me tine; \. .--
10 do now IL TO Eli all thosc dishes up
again the same as they were hefore, and
bring 'em here; by'm by We II talk about
yer pies and yer puddins"
Oa. tbs. Monday could be postpoped
10 the middle of the week. Eyerythinp
goes wrong side up Monday morning.
Peopie get out of bed in a buff. eat
breakfast because they are Obliged 10.
and come down Stair in fit of the sulks'
The fact i. SUNDAY lust gives rest enough
10 make 4 msn feel the need of uore.