Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-13
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Rhine CRYSTALS set in silver are largely used for
ball slippers.
Mississippi taxes bachelors over twenty-five
years Of age three dollars each.
Olhf fashioned ~lutesring ribbons. with tape like
DOld-lS or feather edges are revived.
An ill-bred ~loafer's constant loafing kneads no
bread, though he often needs q loaf.
A Battle Creek ULDe demolished Il one hun |
Ord aud seventy-ive dollar watch with q tack
hammer.
fame history.
1t is natural as life that women should be fond
Of ribbons. B.ca,se. you sec, the first woman
vas male from ii lib bone.
Asouthern exchange speaks of some fellow
.'av'ng "Deited" $50 on 8 something or other. 1t
had better better its English OH betters.
.,uc ",vt. tu Ii her ove"-because her young
m !. anticipating ). melhingO Of The kind, hasn't
Called to see ner 81. ce leap Year opened.
1t IS al.tle late. l. ut the Gar will please ac-
sept our congratulations IT. isn't often a man
tho $ late To dinner escapes being blown up.
Alargr square kerchief of lndia muslin. with
." wide m nem an .hs an ne sE' s;ib Of L a, Sas,1s o Ia Sno is
the street.
Oh, how high my forehead looks ~ exclaimed
tramInta. pushing her idiot fringe off he, brows.
think you look bang un," said her brother
Frank. the brute.
A footman, proud Of his grammar ,ushered into
he drawing room a Mr. Foote and his two
daughters with this introduction NJ Foo,e.
nd two Misses Feet"
Mother."Sow, Gerry. be a good girl; and give
she did papa's last night"
The man who will wait two hours for his girl TO
iLnci n.ii ,go ,iul's. With him. vii, sweat
tWtuliy II MS Vile keeps him waiting thirty Sec
nds to fasten up Il stray braid with a hair pin.
VIXEN a ~ ans wife COMES in and sees him IA
or in, b md and with his face al Iather. and
sks him. Are you shaving?" it's a proyok-
NJ thing In him to answer, NO, I'm backing
the stove"
Good style Of surprise party. The surprisers
say y. Il ."tr t,tie SURPRISED "A par y W.. !
.%.I,rise you this evening" The surprise get
lady to receive the smrprisers. Nobody goes
nd the surprise Is u success.
Mr.. Agnes nea,hen shot herself at her board
,g house. lss Second avenue. P.ittsburg. on thu
ID ut She had been married 2bOut fOuI
i0ntllS, was eighteen years old and very pretty
10 cause known for the suicide,
"AdolphuS /" You ask us what the difference
: between a child Of royal, nirth and a young
NIB: Real y. now, We couldn't say. unless i. j.
$ splendid IN 'tenuer. Is that it, Dolphy?
Nebraska minister preached an hour and
hrce quarters last Sunday, and by that time the
- hnT Me colla pedi his fsi hat and Sid Sid out gu ;" the d disgust u.s.
ed preacher asked the choir 10 sing Nothing but
leaves"
How noble to the innocent young girl seems
n ns s goud, h"%"E kin man h %No g eni won how Het ever nsaf Sc
much nj er than mother. 1t Is different, hOwev
er, When she gets him she does 50 everlaStingly
want mother then.
he wire coils shot Zip through the covering
mnctuiing his garments and went In among til.
,eryes and things. she thought he was hecom'
ny Insane when ne jumped six feet into the In
isiI'e ,ler and yelled 1.-The spring has come
~ Jove!"
The Burlington Hawkeye always a close OBJ
vsr, says ID you ever n".i iSa 6re5Ar e.,
My your delicate little fairy whose lightly fal
ing tread scarce bends the daisy that / fl Is up.
III. that wears a hat as troad as a coal barge"
clergyman who had been travelling in a re.
mote part of the West. was asked by = piou: dc
lady If he saw ally encouraging signs Of TIL
spread of r. lig on 'Iheard so,ne citing sal,
he. rather les!fatingly, (which YOU might posi-
man cried out 10 her daughter: Jrrusly Ann
YOU mean: snarly headed cuss. come rIgh' IN I,
prayers! ="
The p%oe,ical language Of the Orient differ
ness of our owl! land. For instance. when u Ter
sian meets a friend lie saws THY visits are q
rare q fine days" But when an Ainerie.
she remarks There il there amt that evei
lasting NTH woman agaiu." 1t is a big differ
encc IN form At least.
II believe in q personal DEVIL said Nj
Moody. at q revival meeting held in a remot
western city. That's true. that's tlue-you'r
/ htt.csc. sIrtnser" IS. II u. . d farmer, ristn
rom his seat In his earntStn IS. WherpupOn
aim-fAced. placid. looking woman r0se from th
ther end of the pew, took him by the ear an
Ell him S!o"lv out. and the assembly knew the
o. the first tim., that the old mans mind W.
Ill ed Nth domestic thoughts instead Of I'll
hereafter.
Live out Of doors as much as you can. It
the place for a man to be. 1t Is good for Il
health. A distinguished physician was in II
habit of saying: However bad the air may
out OF doors. 1t Is always worse in the house."
is y9od for the temper. People who who are q, a:
!. peevish. They are prone to acquire Mario
Views Of things. and 10 worry over trials u
worth considering. 1t is good for the who
character lor strength, home, pa'ience n
foriitude. II eXpands and s"ftens ones natu
and makes us more charitable.