The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-06-16
My Gretchen vas a pOOty girl,
Dot is der solemn trOOt--
Gut zen slpOke her pap Won her,
He pu~h me nit his boot.

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Fair in New York. We have neither
6; sters cousins nor aunts living there,
and the hotel rates are always extremely
h gh at such times ..s.F
K kEoKUK has man who always feels
a disposition to write poetry when he
o. ts drunk, and four temperance speak
gfs afe kept constantly on his trall by
public subscription. e
A C1EKGYMAN named HOyle was 50
itdiscfee as TO register his name at
hotel in Omaha. Within half an hour
no fewer than fourteen persons sent
their cards to his room to ascertain II
flush royal couldn beat four aces.
DANIEL WEBSTER was a great man,
but when he found the pigs in the front
ward. he got right down to other mems
level in a minute and half, and he
didn climb back until he Lad used up
every brickbat around the place
4" You RE a fool Frank, Deadwood
maiden said to her bashful lover; here
I've been waiting two hours for you to
kiss me, and there you sit just as if dad
wouldn't come down in ten minutes ant
close the shebang. ."-Andrelc& Bdz1r.
The eye is the index to the soul
ruins of his new plug hat, you can tell
bv looking in his eye whether he wants
cash down for the damages or will take
an indOrsed note running six months.
He took her pretty hand in his
And pressed it to his lips and said:
My ownest own, have you not been
A-fooling with an Onlon-bed"
APHoPos OF NAMEs.-First swell-"I
never did like May, not nearly so pretty
as Nary" wonder they don't change
the dav of the month to Mary" Second
SWELL Clevaw idea, bah Jovel make
awstas good to June, you know"
WHAT earthly use is it," exclaimed
a languid Washington swell the other
morning, "our twying to be awistO-
cwc tic, monarchial, and that sort of
thing, when a Senator of the United
States eats peanuts while riding in the
street cars. We're nothing but dim'd
horrid republic, after all. )"
WHEN in doubt how to act, don't act
at ALL Just let things sort o work ana
YOU lay low and keep a good watch
out."-Seynor Times.
a YOUNG man who had lost bet Of
the oysters with three of his friends, said
he wouldn't pay it unless he was four
stew. He has since made a bet with
nine of his friends, and says he in ten
stew this time, if he loses. Later: He
declares two of the bets off, and when he
comes to lose and pay, it will appear
that he eight stew.
WON'T you have some angel cake
Mr.. Grumpy" asked the fair attendaD 3
of fair. "Pd rather have some of tie
d-Ps cake" responded the surly ore; f;
and then, with her sweetest expression,
she said, compassionaJely, You had
better have some, Mr.. Grumpy; it is
angel cake, but l am sure that the devils
knead it."
A sEVENTY-NINE-YEAR- maid, who
was quite i'll in Jonstown, told the doctor
she had never been hugged by man in
her life, and asked for one kiss. The
gallant doctor complied with the request,
of course, and she got well. When the
doctor got home and told the story to
his wife he got-well, he is balder than
he was.
THERE is no great extreme in dress to
be observed in any style; all is IN har-
mony, even when gaudy colorings are
employed, since every toilet OF fashion
| able construction shows a sort or sub
dued background to the smiling beauties
of the dress picture; this quiet effect Is
sometimes given in dark grounds, and
then again It is observed in the shadings
of colors
SARA BERNHARDT has now hit upor
the exact shade of red hair which :,
| intends to make fashionable, has tn
merit of not spoi ing the skin of thu
head, and it IS not so harsh for ladies o.
a certain age as b ack or dark brown
The Bernhardt tingr is a little reddel
than auburn, and in certain lights has a
night golden shades which harmonic
with rouge. 1t is cen at its best wheI
the tresses to which it is applied arr
waved artifcially, and not tight tC
the head. They should have loost