The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-12-25
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Dc lsaaiy-Dokewers.
scommoss-Tuennial parlisment,.
lnmis!akable path of du.y-Ths read
aston house.
'pld-be Benedict wants to know ifjtio
\ mems better halves as a rule eivs
d quarter.
d capital ides," responded the min.
3D. ia iraposing the tax / will take
Il you are exempted from it."
<mea's tastes differ One drosn.d
fsat at a restaurant AID murmurad
i asr," and his Hoighbor said Cold
h claim csn Switzerland advance ia bs
4 u larger codniry than Ohins? Sac
6nt to upwards of twenty captons
+ ina can boast Of only one.
Il mi'er, hNT ing lislsasd to q power.
burse on charity, said, "rhat serm,o
pgly proves tae necessity OF almseiy
Il I've slnsst elInd TO beg"
b. gourmsnd lately engaged a psv
BID being asked whether sho Wa
b, 10 replied with emphasis ugcoS
h y il she had to prepare nail, for nm
pc would boil tbon hard"
ite: 400 you know if tie nrisoror
N provecStioa before no co'1mitto3
biz" Witness; "Wen, sir | csn1
tertsin on that point exactly; but 7
i nc might have lad glass or two.
You pretend to hsvo Ms gcoa iudcnaoDt
ae?" exclsimsd an enf.1sd vifn ~
d and. "Well, nc" he lppied slovlv.
1pico Of partners for life shows tsst
kmostiS not to DO compared to yours"
Il being asked, on the f-ilure Of a COR.
nlS, ia which he had . considerable Ia
eWece you upset at tho sad .iding,qn
b responded, quietly," Il only lost
hncs"
Blower on enc occasion complsined IA
II Icrrold that her hair was tnrning
&i1g to using "esssnce of Lavender ,
b Guile sure" inquired the Wit, "it
Pence OF lhym9!"
h. Scoteamau inquired Of q f.uou
a L Osioaol X man to be- ruetsdqo
II you'll iad him So" was tho reol,
atrdst him saco you'll trust him for
n meeting Of two friends, the follow.
Iisquy ensuod: "Wh9re Nave van
q 10 my tailor aud / rad bnr3 wor-
n him accept p little nonov." "Yon
II ma! Why?" Bacsusa ho wanted
a
d Thcr1 will DO no bears IN the club
II 2 but trapez9ra. Watn thew dina
3D. will atsad on his hesd. rbero
b. stmrwaya Tho members will gel
\ cub by climbing the water spspt
Hng down through the chimnsys
4 in legal "ispn has g,t 9 rorn,.,;t
spld destroy anv inn f,r AZ aa p s,a'J.
H. Of man and boa.t nor,ii -0 c 1871. gI.i
fVben a certain bppeEsr ,giib ~ ~. ,' o'u
of being 4 nit was told bv NOW ,,,g ,b bo
kpe tina. he "didp't tbint nn nct''0 81
II :" tbsonIy repiv be OH va. SV.n ~
nore Of it to.morrow."
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A an sunaSv2 Pory 81 a,'! AZ y' M s'
1 kirk . aI don,t Ike rl'. -, ~ A.,',
IN atranra tirls in hal ''i,,u
1bisct lac YER hearing Dr. Drnl w.
4 sbure VS. widon lilayonr aiD ', nh,5
j sway into s,ranoo css,,,r as 'HI D 2
4 wi51s otraa or,is al. icit ,o.s Nv W.
4 - ~ vas ''''
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n w.; " "U ot wv ahu H''u FAiiaefslen
4 WEE az \ Gpuh.ly hop's together.
p ~. way iloIA'ug lney oJta won't to
n W. \, p .i;, lniNiT,'r Rang IN car
'T W. ,.'i ....'l / scr 'lllss1lag 70 20
4 tu!r nsl.u q Sl2W3r o. rala came
Y ui'u .,s, pA'seo lhe oissn'p' leaning
10 V LAG ,."s9 WI uoW' ne called out
IN, IN oM Dlesl Is lg ,W.o 4e'er con
4 ny ~ "'A'los 70 WA.e' Instantly
Y s,l"'uJ sIo spnJa1nous'y replied,
$500 w. IN. GF' Ways nor sits whore
Y 'an''y .siA'
sr good story is told Of the two
Ha'e Iaraers mentioned ia last weeks
q They were attending Aorpath
y had got their business ever, retiring
<pmtortablo and homely SNUG at
|&h's Head, in the early davS Of that