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LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE.
A Hint 10 the N. q.

Editor Sar:-A patient but long suffering
body or citizens residing IN the northeastern
portion or our city are anxious to know why, IN
the name OF the public health, the ponds
bounded by sth, 10th, II and streets are still
allowed to remain nuisance to the neighbor-
hood9 An attempswas ii..:ade last summer 70
M them up, few cart loads u dirt being used,
but By far the largest portion remain, 70 breed
disease and mosquitoes and AFFORD home to
hundreds of frogs. There is abundance of dirt
close at hand. and the hlling OF them would be
slight job and add greatly to the health and
appearance OF the neighborhood. Where Is the
health officer? C.
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EF-The poke shape bonnets are very trying to
the face.
gs"The Boston Courier says that as a rule
journalists are great smokers.
SEThis is the season for cramps Avoid
early SW thinning, eating early cucumberS and
WatermelGns, and listening to amateur vio-
l1nSts,
E-The saturday Rcrieso says that the con-
structiOn OF an 1rOn-Clad now takes more time
than is required In America for building a big
city.
SWhen one is digging clans. is he fishing
or is he engaged in agricultural pursuits?
eE One of The narrowing details Of life cona
whenever 1t is necessary TO sip coffee from a
teaspoon.
es-I In fight at a beer garden, near Duluth,
Mime sofa, Sunday. Ed. Brennan attempted 70
SCI arate the cOmbatantS, when one OF The lat
ter. Herman Opel, struck Brennan behind the
ear with loaded cane, killing him. opel es-
cal ed.
eE The newest fashion In London dinner
Iarties is to have the decorations Of the table
and the dinng-rOom consist of real fruit trees
in ful bearing. When the time for dessert ar
rives the guests pick peaches, nectarlnes and
cherries from the trees.
sB Army worms In large numbers have ap-
peared in the vicinity of Portsmouth, N. H., and
are doing great damage to the crops.
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A MAYNARD Boy IN INSTRUMENTATION F.
Chittrick, a boy OF fourteen has been arrested
In Boston, clad In female clothing. His parents
stole $40O from his father. For this he was sent
to the reform school, from whence he was let
out on probation. He stole female attire from
his aunts room. and since then he has been
masquerading about Boston. He next stole
about $37 from boarding house who took him
in from charity, and when arrested had spent
nearly all his plumber. When captured he wore
handsome silk dress, present from young
man who had fallen In love with the youthful
deceiver.
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DEATH FROM HYDROPHOBIA.-At Cambertviile
Nd, about a month ago Patience Vincent a
glrl fourteen years DID, was bitten by pet ~
AT the urgent request OF the girl the amin ii
was not killed. Last Thursday the girl was
taken WIN spasms, snapping and growing Ike
dog. She died Saturday morning In the
greatest agony,with all the symptoms Of hydro
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ARGUMENIUM AID HOMINEM-" We have a col
lection to make this morning." said a colored
minister to his flock land for the glory of
heaven whichever Of you stole Mr.. Jones' tur.
keys don't put anything on the plate" one
who was there says: "Every blessed niggah in
de church came down wild de rocks. '@KItor-
ri{le Tribune
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- PRETTY STORY comes from Nantasket Beach.
Miss Hall, young lady OF Boston, Quarreled
win her lover one day last week, and to spite
MIN went on fishing excursion with party of
young folks the lover being excluded. A little
ways from the shore the boat capsized and Miss
Hall was dumped into the sea. The young man
Hall would have been saved ANYHOW her loyrr
got the credit OF saying her life.
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ELECTIONS OF OFFICERs-The National Rifles
met last night and elected officers as follows:
Captain, j. D. p. Burnside; first lieutenant n.
w. Fitzgerald; first sergeant, Jesse M. BaSsett;
second, F. NJ. ThOrnett; third James G. Add
son; fourth. VIM: H. Rupp. The election OF
poned. The following were elected honorary
members: John w. Drew Charles C. Duncan
son, James p. W1llett, +. B. Mcguire, Noble D.
Larner, w. II. Sterne, Hon. Alvey A. Adee and
+. B. Bigelow.
Pioneer Council No. l, Sons of Jonadab, has
elected officers as follows: ID. L. Hopson, w. c.;
A. Warwick, ID. c.; James w. Brown, w. p:
Edward f. Taylor, r. s.; John ID. Buckley, F.
s.; VIM. H. Norton, T.; VIM. A. Chauncey, W.
G.. James E. Hibbs. A. g.; NJ. T. Parker, /. W.;
john W. hayes, U. W., and j. w. Garland,
organiSt
Officers have been elected by the washington
Literary Association as follows: A. Behrend,
president; s. Heller, v1ce-president; j. SOuZa,
rec riding secretary; E, Pifferling, correspond
Samstag, librarian; c. NJ. Heller, marshal.
DEEDS IN FEE have been recorded as follows:
210; $3.50. Peter Mcintyre to Mary Mcintyre,
part ia, Georgetown; 81 600. District to A. P.
III. Allen, part 9, so. 119; S22S.94. T. Z. Wagga-
man, trustee, TO Fred. Eckfeldt lot III, so. ISL
$1,3iS.96. Trustees OF Barry farm to Elizabeth
Queen, lot II, section s, Barry farm; $500. Fred
A,7S445. j. w. Taylor to ]. H. johnson, part
50. So. AL; s2I5. G. W. Clark to Sarah Ham
mond, lot los, so. 1913: S, $50. Heirs Of Alder,
Alimand to St Matthew's Institute, lot 10, 50
21s; $500. st. Matthews Institute to A. A.
wagner TO John Wagner, lots is and II, so. TAO;
-. Mary E. Fletcher to Geo. w. F. Swart
/ zell, lot IL In Todd and Grinnells SUBJ, so. 4e5
| g. VIM. p. Ferguson to the directors O
] Providence Hospital, part Of 81, Isi; $500.
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CENSUS BABIEs.-EVery living child born be
TO itself In the columns OF the census Schedule
devoted 10 this purpose and the month OF its
birth is given. These little census bables' win
nave good landmark to keep their ages by. II
any one OF them lives to be 100 years ne or she
VIII be census centenarian.-BoStOn Adre,,-
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A FAST YOUNG MANI. L. Tiers, young
man OF respectable connections in New York
city, has been taken to Boston to answer
charges OF forgery and other swindling trans
actions, In that city-committed while carous-
ing with fast company OF both sexes. He con.
feSSes to have spent much money In Boston,
but cannot remember committing the forperihS
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ssPun Down the Rlinds.,

Editor Stuf:-The attention Of the officers OF
the Columbia horse railroad Is respectfully
called to the fact that the rear windows OF their
cars are totally destitute Of shades Of any kind,
and that the unrestricted rays of midsum-
mer'S sun are anything but agreeable during
long ride. What is the use OF rear windows
In a car anyway? FOUR O'CLOCK
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A DREAM OF BURGLAR.-LOuis Cune OF 15i
wooster street, was sent to st. Vincent's hosp!-
tal. last evening. suffering from a fall from I,
He dreamed that a burglar had entered his
room, and attempting to catch the intruder.
he awoke On the sideWalk.-N. y Sun. 2Sh.
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CENSUS NOTES.-The census makes the popu-
lat1on of Utah $4,000, and of Salt Lake City
about q 600. The population of Nashville
Tenn, Is reported to be 1887. In 1870 it was
but 25, Sos :. .Cincinnats population Is shown
by the new Cs.,ssus to be 250,9l5, an increase OF
34,6Tf since $50
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ACcUTTED.-Yesterday, In the Criminal Court,
Judge Macarthur, the trial or Francis Jackson
alias Allen, for robbing Miss Bertha Holeman,
on the 9Th instant, OF a bonnet and paraSol was
concluded by verdict OF not guilty. The iden-
uty OF the accused with the person who COM
United the robbery was not very clearly made
out by the prosecuting witnesses and the de-
tense introduced testimony to show that jack
son was In another place at the time the rob-
berry was committed.
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MISSING JoURNALIST.-The New York T,7ttlt
OF sunday says: superintendent Walling re-
artist OF Washington, D. c.. who wrote on be-
half OF Mrs Buchanan. tnquiring for news OF
A. w. III. Buchanan, her son, who left home on
January ., and wrote some time ago saying that
he was coming back SooD. ATterward the mother
heard that he had been killed In a railroad acci-
dent near New York city. Buchanan was "a
years Old, and was In 1876 employed as reporter
on the New York Tribune. The police have not
heard OF his death"
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TIE VAN.-An exhaustable supply OF milk and
cream for The 4th OIL July at the Alderney Dairy.
Stop wagons, drop postal, or telephone. night
or Gay, aid depend on having your order filled.
Nuf ced.
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BUSINESS IN THE CRIMINAL CoURr.-This
morning IN the Criminal Court, Judge Mac
Arthur, Mr.. Perry, the assistant District attor-
ney, stated that the Jail was now about clear OF
cases ready 70 be tried the prisoners remaining In
al having, at the instance OF the defendants
hen put over until after recess. he would be.
ready TO try the case of Daley Ambrose aud
Waters, known as the TOrrcy case to- morrow
and on Thursday he proposed TO give the jury to
Mr.. Miller TO try District cases. The grand Jury
would meet tomorrow week, and would prob
ably make work for few weeks.
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District Government Affairs.

Lieut. F. v. Green, assistant engineer for the
District returned this morning after an alb
Sence OF about two weeks at West Point and
was at his office In the District buildings as
usual.
The Commissioners to-day issued an order
that SilaS Merchant, receiving clerk In the Of
fee OF the collector Of taxes Of the District of
Columbia, snail give bond In the sum of $40, 900,
6e,ofe entering upon such duty during the
hscal year commencing July l, 1880.
DR0PPED FROM THE DISTRICT ROLLS FoR WANT
OF FUNDS.
The District Commissioners to-day notified
MeSSrS- Geo. w. Beall, cashier, special assess
ment division; VIM. e. Shirley. clerk, special
assessment division; VIM. Mathews, old record
division; Watkins Addison, clerk In the treasu
rer and assessors Office; Frank NJ Guy enci-
neer's Office, and II. B. Tyler, clerk ofice sinner
intendent permits, that they regretted there
was no PROVISION IN sne appropriations for the
to retain their services after the end of the pre-
sent month, and they have therefore revoked
their appointments, to take effect the sOth In
slant. None OF these places are to be filled by
appointment.
CHARITABLE INSTITUTIONS.
Under the act approved June L. $780, "mak-
the District p OF eoa 1r tae
the fiscal year ending June 30, 1ss1. :,
In the clause 'for maintaining institu-
IONS :, or charity, reformatorles and prisons, it
is provided that one of the Commissioners OF the
District shall be selected by the board OF Com
mlsslonerS as one OF the trustees in certain
cases. with all the powers, privileges and duties
or other trustees OF such Institution. The Com
m1sSioners have had this subject under consid-
Grafton, and have designated Commissioner
Dent as trustee for the Industrial Home School
at Georgetown: Commissioner TTinfng as tr,ls-
ice for the Columbia Hospital for Women and
Lying In Asylum. ard Commissioner Morgan as
trustee for the Reform School. The duty of
whiting the other institutions Of Charity and
reformatorfes in the District at stated times
Will be divided between the Commissioners as
occasion requires.
MARRIAGE LICENSES have been issued to w.
j. Ahern and Alice Mccartney; Thomas Young
and Ellen Williams; John w. Barrett aud Lizzie
Mckenney; Camille Schneider and Vittorio Ar
ratio.
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FINED FOR KEEPING A DIsORDERLY HOUSE,
This morning. In the Police Court, Catherine
Bailey was charged with keeping disorderly
house. officers McGraw and Cole testified that
this woman keeps boarding house on 9TH street,
near the Soldiers Home, and that IL Is fire.
afternoon they were called on, and arriving at
the house found several old soldiers and some
women, fourteen altogether, all more or less
intoxicated engaged In q nghI They were all
Keeping diSorderly house, and several OF the
soldiers were find for an ARRAY. George Brown,
Charles Foster, Evan Sammell, John Sceld,
James Mahoney, Mary Barnes and Joseph Hast
iIgs were each charged with disordeEiy conduct
and were dned S. each.
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A Wonderful Cure of Diphtheria.
Three OF my children had Diphtheria In its
worst form. Skin dry, lips parched, could not
mefat IOdide Ammonia to the tonsls, rubbed it
over their threats and chests. Great chunks OF
stuff came from the Threats, the skin became
moist. fever left them, and under the Almighty
care attribute their cure to DR.. Giles Lini-
ment. JANE KELLY.
Cor. TOnIelll Avenue and Blocker ST.,
jersey City Heights, N. j.
Cues Pits cure Painful Redistribution.
SOLO pY all druggists Send for pamphlet.
DR.. GILES,
1870 West Broadway, N. Y.
Trial size 25 cents. St,t-3t
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DRY GOODS.

C0LORED FLANNELS,
FOR BATHING SUITS.
PACIFIC LAWNS. l2sc.
Fine quality LINEN LAWNS, zoe.
FIGURED SWISS. INDIA LINEN.
GAUZE UNDERWEAR,
FANCY HOSIERY.
TYLER 4 CHEWING,
Uate Clerks with Perry Rro.)
;ef6 91S 9TH 1T. NV.
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u EDCCTION IN PRICES.
IL pieces Colored Sateen, all wool. at 3lc former
price Soc.
30 pieces Black Bunting, at 20 and 25c reduced
from IS and 35c.
so pieces Seersucker Ginghams, at l2kc.
100 Lap Robes, all linen, at 81.
100 Shetland shawls ct 81 and Sl.2 IS.
900 Parasols and Sun Umbrellas, at a heavy reduc-
20 pieces all wool Striped Bunting, at Csc. former
price 37Ac.
Cur whole stock at heavy reduction.
je26 7I3 MARKET Snace.
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CITY ITEMS.

LODILLE's HEADACHE SPECIFIC cures headache
In to 20 minutes. Try it.
THE ACTION of CARERS Little Lire1' Pills is
pleasant, mild and natural. They gently stinl-
ulate the liver, and regulate the bowels, but do
not purge.
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THE NARRAGANSETT was raised early yester-
day morning and while being towed toward Cow
bay grounded on SiX-mile- reef. Off Clinton only
few miles from where she was sunk. A tug
was sent to her relief
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DIED OF A DRUNKEN MANS BITE.-Coroner
Hyler, OF Port Chester. was called on Saturday
evening to hold an inquest at the railroad depot
in Rye on the body OF Frank Mayors, who came
to his death by being bitten by drunken
MANN. 7. Satn 2Sth.
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CROUCH ON RATs."-Ask druggist for It. Z
clears out rats, mice, reaches, bed-bugS. 15c
box; for Washington at $50 Pa. avenue.
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"ALDKRNEY WAGONS. Fresh alderney butter
churned every morning, and delivered In 4 lbs.
"Ward" prints, SOC. per 10. Also, cottage
cheese, buttermilk and sweet milk &c. per OF.
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no TO i'm WALKER. 3C6 10Th street. for Oar
M rft L.r.u9, Felt, T8Yref PEI, Felt and Gravel
Roodhs. 6spaxin9s and Liras. csusnt. Rlaee%.
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SEE ADVERTISEMENT or A. Strau5 for com
plete assortment OF summer goods.
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ssSaye Your Hair.D .'Keep 1t Beautiful
"LOndon Hair Restorer" Insures new growth.
"London Hair Restorer' Restores the color.
"IOndon Hair RestOrer" Exquisite dressing.
"London Hair Restorer." The only Clearly and
"London Hair Restorer." effectual Hair Restorer
"LondOn Hair Restorer," In the market Not dye
A toilet luxury, entirely free from all obnoxi
GUS or unpleasant doors Price 75c. At all
druggists.
1ngtOn.
"BUCHUPABIA."-Qulck, complete cure to 6
days; all urinary complaints; 81, at druggists
For Washington at $50 Pa ave.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

GUNNER THEATEH COMIQUE.-Mon-
= day. June 81. nightly. and Tuesday and Friday
Matinees. More New and Attractive Novelties
First appearance of Allan and Hart. Dooleyit Il
Tenbrooke, Charles Waterield: Last week
Campbell and Burke, Harry aud Emma Budwortn.
Oeni Bavre, etc. Jake Budd this week in A BIO
MISTAKE. The Great Female Minstrels je14
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T .ARGEST ASSORTMENT
LINEN Of LAWNS
IN WASHINGTON.
FRENCH LAWNS, LINEN LAWNS.
AMERICAN LAWNS.
1000 yards Of Beautiful FIGURED LAWNS, re-
euced from 1870. down to &c.
Real LINEN LAWNS Eisured,, reduced from Csc.
BLACK LINEN LAWNS.
BLACK FRENCH LAWNS
INDIA LINEN, the new and desirable article for
Ladies White Dresses, 20. rs. 81, SIC.
Beautiful Striped thin) WHITE GOODS, reduced
from 25c. down to l5c.
GATHERS,
III Market Space.
Real WAMsUTTA COTTON, reduced from lie.
Pure LINEN TABLE DAMAsK. reduced from
75c. down to SOC.
NOTTINGHAM LACE for curtains, l21ac. up to 81.
BLACK s sIfKs so E2kE oH SI.Bs. STRIPED
Beautiful TWILLED (WooD DRESS GOODS, re-
cuced from Csc. down to 15c.
CARTER's,
tel6 III Market Space.
SCARFs: sCARFs: sCARFs.
A large invoice of sCARFs, new Styles just re-
ceIyed tn be sold at extremely low prices.
guaranteed.
Ready made Shirts of our own make always in
stock. 49,
THOMPSON'S SHIRT FACTORY,
SIG + st. n.w.,
Jei2 Opposite Patent Office
RRANCH OF THE BALTIMORE
ID STEAM SHIRT FACTORY.
49, 9TH street n.W.
Biz Of the Finest Shirts, to order co
Blk Extra Fine Shirts, to order. 90
Six Fine Shirts, to order. 750
PERFECT FIT GUARANTEED OR MONEY
REFUNDED.
We call yeur especial attention to our Reinforced
Shirt, complete, at one dollar.
full line Of Gents Furnishing Goods.
49, 9TH st. NV,
ie3-1y WASHINGTON n n
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Do NOT MAKE selection of boys wear until
you examine the stock at the Boys Clothing
House or Is. Robinson d Co.. 909 Pa ave
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I'D OLD THE FOWT
~ FOR FOURTH OF JULY
Grand Excursion to EaRpER'S &c.
FERRY MONDAY. July 5th, hys a ~ si5s, sT.ss-s
the Was hinSton Excursion Com NA-- sss6XNS
paty. Leaves B. x O. depot 40 A. m sbarp "a
turhins at p m Tickets 81. IS; CHI dren betwe N
ana IL, To- cents Tickets ID. X A.. r. II Brad
Adsms' Cropley's drug store. Geor,etSVri. God
frey Randals, l345 ST H.. W. For flr:beer mn =
te2S- Ct T.. e. RAINFALL Nr,,.o-
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TO OCCOQUAN FALLS
Every Wednesday and Friday dur ~0-S
ing the season. Leave her wharf at ss.st51 ~
9 . m. returning at pm. Fare,
round trip, 25c. Music and dancing
FIFTY MILES RIDE FOR 10 CENTS
Every Monday and Saturday during the season.
Music and Dancing
TO MARSHALL HALL AND MT. VERNON
SPRINGS
Every Sunday. Leave at 80 r. m. returning at
ESQ. Round trip 25c. The steamer can be char
tered on reasonable terms. Apply to W. L. SEARS,
our only authorized agent, corner 18th and sts..
or at the boat. my3l-l
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q RAND DAYLIGHT EXCURSIoy-
FOUNDRY 8. 5. EXCURSION.

k'otNDRh y. ,. EXCURSION.
49,, STEAMER J. W. THOMPSON -
MI ieav. the wharf foot of 9th at .-kSth -
81 o'clC OK al IN. for &ses<zz D
GLYNONT
NEDNESDAY, JUNE Both
Tickets, Soc. Children half price te9G n
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ward her. He had heard of this; he was
coming vaguely, with only the thought
that he must comfort her.
She waited for him, she stretched out
the hand which still held the card, with
q dreamy smile. = % =
mark" she said '.did you know
Wilfred was married? Didiyou know"
She could say no more, the full
reality had broke, 49,.
He had endured much, he could not
endure the look .on her face. With a
sudden, uncomfortable impulse, he threw
his arms around her and drew her to his
breast. } = 4gst
ooh, Saidee forgive me, forgive me,
but cannot see you so!'
SO cried Mark Vane quite terrified at
his act, striving vainly to loose his arms.
10 his surprise she did not resist him.
He even faneied she chung to him.
EDO not send me away!" a voice
f1oated up to him. ''I have only got
you to love. me, and I know you love me
very much.:' ~s@' 80
Was this delusion, or was she mock
ing him in her despair?
"Saldee," he murmured, bewilder-
edly, "do you mean that-that you
could marry me?"
+ He was all she had. Hers was a ma
ture to crave prop; it seemed to her
that moment, that never love was so
sweet to woman as Mark Vane's was to
her.
IT loved wilfred,'' she answered,
brokenly. "But I have lost love, and
l must have love or my heart will break.
Dear Mark, if you can marry me so, I
will be good wife to you"
"Saidee
With the one word wherein lay his
soul, he drew her gently, almost rever-
entially, closer to his mad]y-beating
heart.
And so he married her, and he is
content. For she never repulsed him,
his love seems always sweet to her, and
sometimes, of her, own will, she comes
and, twining her arms about his neck,
kissed him tenderly.
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LAMB OUTLETS WITH CARROTS. ,
The FL t'deat and Real.
[From the New. Haven Register

The ideal husband is ,kind-hearted,
noble man, with the figure of all Apollo,
and the beauty of an Adonis, who paws
the same delicate attentions to his wife
that he did before their troth was plight
ed; the real husband is a round-shoul-
dered, grizzly-looking fellow, who buys
the second quality of butter for the
table, eats his meals in downtown
restaurant, and only remembers that he
is married when he is obliged to pay the
household expenses.
The ideal housewife is woman who
keeps her home ia the most delightful
order, who cooks The most delicious din
ners; and presides at the tea-table with
the grace of q queen: the real housewife
,is 'a.woman whose fece is red and blazing
with cooking over a hot stove, whose
voice is sharp and earnest, and who Just
"slats'' things. around anywhere, no
matter where, III order to get her work
done in season for buzz over the back
yard fence with her neighbors
The ideal politician is q man whose
breast is heaving full Of patriotiis and
whose interest in, the welfare Of the
country is second only to his allegiance
to- Divine power; the real politician is a
man with his hands full Of wires, pulling
mall directions, from. the dram shop to
the pulpit, to worm himself into an Of
fetal position with big pay and lots of
nothing to do. 80 &
The ideal baby is little fellow with
the daintiest tinted cheeks, curliest hair,
sweetest little 1000" and With angels
wings inst snrOntinp from his Shoulders /.
the real baby is a young wad Of humanity
with open valves, screaming all the time,
fllzz on his bald head like thistle down,
and as for angels winga-wen, they
don't fasten them on with safety pins,
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Ayers
SarSaparilla

For Scrofula, and all
scrofulous diseases, Erysi-
pelas, Rose, or St. Antho-
ny's Fire, Eruptions and
Eruptive diseases of the
skin, Ulcerations of the
Liver, Stomach, Kidneys.
Lungs, Pimples, Pustules.
Boils, Blotches, Tumors,
letter, Salt Rheum. Scald