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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
.1r,s no use - SAWS the despondent |

"Ir's no use," says the despondent
Dyspeptic. But it is OF use; your SUI NJ
feripgs can be relieved-thousands
have been cured and you also can De:
All who have experienced or witnessed
the effect of simmons Liver Regulator
upon the weak, broken down, despond-
ing victims of Dyspepsia, Liver COM
plant, Fever and Ague, rheumatism
Nervous Debility or Premature Decay
know that in this gentle Cathartic,
Tonic and Alternative there exists
specific principle which reaches the
very source of the trouble and effects
an absolute and permanent cure. Seek
relief through Simmons Liver Regula-
tor. 1t has proved its great advantage
over all other medicines for the LIVER.
CURE OF SUFFERER FOR FORTY
YEARs.-''I have been sufferer Tor
forty years with Chronic Affections OF
the Liver. tried the Regulator, and,
after giving it fair trial, L have come
to the conclusion that it is the very best
remedy l have ever used for the Liver.
Nv health is now quite good.
Il. A, WILSON, Clarksville, Va.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
Angels Don't Chew Tobacco.

4 Methodist minister. the Rev. Mr..
H, was a good man, but rough in his
ways, and very fond of chewing tobacco.
One day he was caught in shower in
Illinois, and going to a rude cabin near by,
he knocked at the door. \ sharplooking
old dame answered his summons. He ask
ed tor shelter.
II don't know you,' she replied, suspi-
ciously.
Remember the Scriptures" said the
dominic. ''Be not forgetful TO entertain
strangers, for thereby some have entertained
angels unawaresn
.'You needn't say that" quickly return
ed the other; ''Eo angel would come down
here with a big quid of tobacco in his
mouth
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

FLESH WoRMs.-What are called
''flesh worms can be removed and
prevented from returning by washing
with tepid wa-er, with proper friction
by towel, and by the application of 4
little cold cream. The longer these
piles are permitted to remain in the
skin, the more firmly they become fixed,
and after time, when they lose their
moisture, they become converted into
little bony spines, as dense as bristles,
and having much of that character.
They are known by the name OF spotted
ache.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

that for his part he don't know where
the present rage for trimming bonnets
with birds is going to end. Only four
or five years ago he bought his daugh-
ter humming bird; next year she
wanted 4 robin, the next a pheasant,
and this season he declares he had to
chain up his Thanksgiving turkey or
she'd have had that perched on top OF
her head.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

WHILE a family were at breakfast a
day or two ago, they were greeted by
the little girl of the family rushing into
the room with a live mouse held tender
ly in her hand, just rescued from the
family cat. 20. mamma she exclaim-
ed, 'iust see the poor little mousey it's
too bad 10 let the eat eas him. The
mother, more practical, replied, Go
put It down again, child, you'll spoil
the cat, and she'll never catch any
more well, then,' answered back
the little one, please give me apiece of
cheese and let me feed him before he
dies Her heart was in the right
place.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

No MORE HARD TIMEs.-If you will
stop spending so much on fine clothes,
rich food and style, buy good, healthy
food. cheaper and better clothing; get
more real and substantial things of life
every way, and especially stop the fool
ish habit of ofemploying expensive, quaek
doctors or using so much of the vile
humbug medicine that does you only
harm, but put your trust in that simple
pure remedy, Hop Bitters; that cures
always at trifliug cost, and you will
sec good times and have good health
See another column.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

HIS Honor: "Prisoner, you say you
are homeless?" Prisoner: Yes, your
Honor" His Honor: "You have no
means of existence whatever?" Pris-
oner: "No, your honor" Ills Honor !:
Very well. After a pause The
court condemns you to pay fine Of
iIve dollars"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

Moral Dietetics.-Dr. Book, of Leips;c,
writes as follows on the moral effect
OF different articles of food ana drink:
"The nervousness and peevishness OF
our times are chiefly attributable to tea
and coffee; the digestive organs of con-
firmed coffee-drinkeTs are in state of
chronic arrangement, which reacts on
the brain, producing fretful and lachry-
NOSE moods. Fine ladies addicted to
strong coffee have characteristic tenn
per, which might describe as mania
for acting the prosecuted saint. Choc-
olate is neutral in its psychic effects,
and is really the most harmless of our
fashionable drinks. The snappish, pet
ulant humor of the Chinese can Ger.
tainly be ascribed to their immOderate
fondness for tea. Beer is brutalizing,
wine impassions, whiskey infurIates,
but eventually unmans. Alcoholic
drinks, combined with flesh and fat
diet, totally subjugate the moral man,
unless their influence he counteracted
by violent exercise. But with seden-
tary habits they produce those unhappy
flesh sponges which may be studied In
metropolitan bachelor halls.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

\ GOOD Rochester pastor, widower,
proposed to a young lady short time
since, but was rejected. HIS feelings
had the second severe test recently,
when a widow neighbor sent him the
following text to preach from: "You
ask ana receive not, because you ask Il
miss
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

ONE of the lady teachers in a Reno
public school, few days since, was
laboring with an urchin on the science
of simple division. This is what came
of it: ''Now, Johnny, IL you had an
orange which you wished TO divide with
your little sister, how much would you
give her?" Johnny; "a suck"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

4 gentleman recently entered book
store in Nevada and inquired of the
proprietor: ''Have you SOule's Syn
oayms 90 "Soule's what? queried the
other. "Soule's synonyms" replied
the purchaser. mo-" said the shop
keeper, ''we don't keep them. What
are they for?" Upon being Informed
that synonyms were simply syEOny-
nous words, and that in the book refer
red TO they were culled and arranged
according to Specification, he remark
ed: "Oh, yes, l understand what
synonyms are. They are not used in
this country"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

PHYSICIANS SAY Ir.--VEGETINF gives
an equal circulation of the blood. All
physicians Will agree that there is
scarcely a disease but that could almost
instantly be disposed of If pure blood
could be circulated generously through
the parts affected. Now, this is the
way in which VEGErINE performs its
wonderful cures. VEGETINE is exclu-
sively a vegetable compound, made
from roots, herbs and barks
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

STUFFED EGGs-Boil the eggs hard
cut them In two lengthwise, and re-
move the yolks, which chop, adding to
them some cooked chicken, lamb, veal,
or picked tongue, and add enough
gravy or the raw yelk OF egg to bind
them. Stuff the cavities, smooth them,
and press the two halves together; roll
them in beaten egg and bread crumbs.
When just ready to serve, dip them in
a wire basket, into boiling lard, drain,
serve on napkin. Garnish with pars-
ley leaves, or serve with tomato sauce.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

\ little Oil City girl observed her
mother measuring cloth by holding it
up to her nose with one hand and reach
Ing out TO arms length with the other.
She assumed thoughtful aspect, and,
after cogitating few moments, asked
''IIOw can you measure cloth that way
Can you smell yard ?''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

GUILTY OF WRoNG.-Some people
have fashion of confusing excellent
remedies with the large mass of 'pat-
ent medicines" and in this they are
guilty of wrong. There are some ad-
vertised remedies fully worth all that
is asked for them, and one at least we
know of-Hop Bitters. The writer has
had occasion 10 use the Bitters in just
such a climate as we have most of the
year in Bay City, and has always found
them to be first-ciaSs aud reliable doing
all that is claimed for them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

WINDOW PLANTs.-Water window
plants every morning, using water
warm enough not to chill. On cold
day, when there is danger of freezing,
do not water unless the leaves begin to
droop. Keep all dying leaves and bios
SONS cut off. Occasionally stir the sur
face of the earth around the root so as
to admit air and moistHre. 1t troubled
by plant lice, sprinkle with solution OF
white hellebore.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
To REMOVE DASpRUFF. This is

To REMOVE DANDRUFF. This is a
natural secretion, but becomes Gu
taneOus complaint by neglect. Take an
ounce of powdered borax, piece OF
unslaked lime the size of a chestnut,
and tablespoonful of spirits of am
monia; put them in quart bottle and
fill it up with boiled or pump water.
After twelve hours apply this wash to
the scalp. Ladies can apply it best with
a fine sponge. Rinse with tepid water.
After few applications the scales will
disappear, the hair becomes soft and
brilliant and the young hair will be
seen to start out. Dandruf should be
cured gradually, so as not to produce
sick headache or dizziness by its sud-
den suppression.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

A SCHOOL teacher, who has just been
telling the story of David, winds up,
with: 'And all this happened over
5000 years ago." A little cherub, its
blue eyes dis te with woude-, said after
a moments thought: "Oh. dear, marin,
what memory you must have"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

WAKE MoNEY.-A good-loOking
Irshman, stopping at a hotel to warm
himself, inquired of the landlord:
"What is the news"
The landlord, disposed to run upon
him. replied:
"They say the devil is dead"
"An' sure" says Pat, ''that's news
indade."
Shortly after he went to the bar, laid
down some coppers, and resumed,
mis- seat.
The landlord, always ready for Gus
toner asked him what he would take.
"Nothing at ALL" said Pat.
"Why, then, did you put this money
here?''
"An' sure, sir, it's the custom in me
own country, when chap loses his
daddy, to give him few coppers to
help pay for the wake"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

POTATOES AND RooTs.-Pits and eel
lars should be examined as to the con-
dition OF the contents. If too warm,
ample ventilation must be given at once.
\ freezing temperature will not injure
roots or potatoes if they are exposed to
it but short time. if they are found
100 warm in the cellar, the heaps should
be turned over and well aired. The
best temperature is one just above the
freezing point.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

Guydrd discovered uralium about the
year 1869 in some commercial platium
obtained from Russian ores. He has
lately published an account of it. Next
to silver, it is the whitest metal known.
ltis as malleable as the purest platinum,
but much more ductile; and it is nearly
as soft as lead. Its melting point is
about the same as that of platinum, and
it is not volatile. Its specific gravity
is 20,25, and its molecular volume, like
that OF osmium. plat n I'M, and palladi-
um, is G.25. It's atomic weight is lS7 .25.
This metal has very nearly the same
chemical properties as platinum.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

DID you ever notice the fact-of
course you have-that tramp who
claims he has a trade, but can get no
work on it, in the Winter is brick
maker and in Summer & lumber
man or ice SAWYER?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

"BUT, Freddy, how could you ever
think of calling aunty stupid? I'M
mediately go to her and tell her that
you are sorry" Freddy goes to aunty
and says: "Aunty, l am sorry that you
are stupid"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

DOUBLE IRRITATION Brown (by no
means an Adonis) to Smith: "The
letters for you, sir, Confound it all,
we're always being taken for each
others" Smith (no Adonis either)
'Confound it all, yourself, sir, STRIP
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

HoARsESEss.--All suffering from
Irritation Of the Throat and Hodrseness
will be agreeably surprised at the al
most immediate relief afforded by the
use of "Brotrn's Bronchial Troches."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

ONE CoLD after another viii, with many con-
stitutions, securely establish the seeds OF Con-
sumption In the system. II you are in need OF
remedy for any Lung Trouble, or Throat
Disease. you viii IND DR.. Jayne's Expectorant
always prompt and efhcaciols,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

MEAT LoAF.-Chop fine whatever
cold meat you may have, fat and lean
together, add pepper and salt, two
slices of bread which have been soaked
in milk, and one egg. Mix well to-
gether, and bake in a form. This makes
an admirable tea or breakfast dish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

SETTLEMENT OF LONG DISPUTE
Physicians have at last come to the con-
clusion that the best medicine for
teething children Is DIR. Bulls Baby
Syrup.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

Cur CAKE.-Three cups flour, two of
sugar, one of butter, One-third cup
cream, five eggs, two teaspOOnfuls of
cream of tartar and one of soda, dissolv-
ed separately. Mix well together, and
bake in q quick oven.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

EVE never had silk dress In her
life." She had no use for one. There
were no Ferguson girls across the
way for her to paralyZc with envy
when she went out shopping in a silk
dress
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

4 pe,o vegetable substance has re-
Gently been discovered by VI. NJ. Wurtz
and Bouehat, which dissolves meat
completely in a few hours, thus furnish
ing the first instance of perfect artificial
digestion. The solution obtained can
be used as an article of diet, and is at
once absorbed into the system. The
substance used in these experiments
is extracted by simple process from
a tree and can be procured in large
quantities. Since the researches of
Darwin and Hooker in insectivorous
plants were published it has been
known that certain vegetable juices
W ere. capable OF disSolving animal
substances but the digestive ferment
had not been isolated in any quantity,
and the discovery was of little practical
value. Now, however, il will, not only
be possible for those having weak stom-
achs to digest their food before eating it,
but they Will be able TO distinguish be-
tween those articles of food which can be
readily dissolved and those which are
insoluble and consequently indigesti-
bic.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

CHINESE farmers soak their grain in
liquid manure diluted with water, and
sow when it has begun to germinate,
and the experiments show that in
this operation it not only tends TO
promote the growth and development
Of the plants, but also to protect the
seed from insects In the ground.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

GRAHAM PAsTRY.-MiX lightly one
pound of Graham flour with pint of
thick. sweet cream; add salt, roll thin
and bake as other pastry, and you will
have fine Graham pastry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

GOoD CooKIEs.-Three eggs, two
cups OF sugar, one cup of butter, one
half cup OF sweet milk, one half tea
spoon of soda, one of cream tartar ;
mix soft and roll thin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

CREAM BAKED TRoUT.-Clean the
trout, put i'll pepper and salt, and close
them. Place the fish in the pan, with
just cream enough to cover the fins,
and bake fifteen minutes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

NAUSEA can frequently be prevented,
so it is said, by holding the hands in
water as hot as can be borne, letting it
extend over the wrists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
CAUTION.

All remedial agents capable OF tsS.ruvi1ll
by An OyeriO should be avoided N ~
opium, sLrychnine, RrnicA hyusila,, 1
other powerful remedies. does a. certain =
IN very srlal doses, relieve the p.usst -
their sctl0n IN the system. But Isrnzqs
second dose. it repeated, nav s,gr2sate Al
crease the sIfIe-f =. snt sloth-r d.s. ~
death There Is no necessity 1lr 1siag =
uncertain agents when a positive relr,!
RADwAYS READY RELIEF VII stop TIE \ 4,
cruciatiag pain quicker. without e1isllis
least liff.cu!Iy IA ether infant y S91lL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

VANTTIEs.-SiX eggs, SIX tablespoons
Of sugar, pinch ofsalt, and flour enough
to roll. Roll thin about the size of 4
plate, and fry in a spider of boiling
lard. Turn once. They are very crisp
ami nice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
FEVER AND AGUE,

Fever aud Ayle cured for Fifty OsutS u,
Is not remedial agent q he void !. 4
cure Fever snl Ague. sld al Cthrr Mar.
Bilious. Scsr.eJ, 1ypl1ii. yellow lll 81.
lovers (aii-d by RAUvAYs Pills 50 "a Z
RACwAYS READY REIIcF.
Il viii n ew moments when tlssa ace,I
Ing 10 dire ctiOnS, cure Cramps, SpsSlS Il
stomach, Heartburn Sick Heada,Ae DlN-ssl
DySentery, Colo, Wind IA the BOssS al
Internal Pains
TTaye.erS should always carr bottle o
WAY READY RELIEs with th>in- i-v
In wafer viii prevent Sickness or plls
change OF water. 10 Is c-,ter tA-a sL-j
bra 1dy or bitJerS ss n stmulsnL
2fners hnG Gsumberaen saJ1.. An
h l5ravfIai with Il
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11
PoT.ro Prrrs -Tal

PoTAro PUFFs.-Take cold roast meat
beef, mutton, or veal and ham to-
gether-clean from gristle, cut small,
and season with pepper and salt; also
cut pickles, If liked, boil and mash
some potatoes, make them into paste
with an egg and roll out, dredging
with flour; cut round with n saucer :;
put some of the seasoned meat upon
one half and told the other like putt !;
pinch neatly, and fry light brown.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

One of the largest machinists in Eng
land recently purchased valuable in
ventiOn for making railway, carriage
and other springs by machinery, but
his workmen positively refused to avail
themselves of it. 1t ended in his send
ing the contrivanee to Belgium, to-
gether with suitable material, and the
springs are actually made there and re-
turned TO England.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

There was young lady quite fair,
Who had much trouble with her hair,
So she bought Carboline
And sight TO be seen,
Is the head OF this maiden, declare.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

The price OF soap Is rapidly ad-
vancing. A years supply of DOB
BINS ELECTRIC bought now at
old price will be a very judicious pur-
ahasa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

Prof. Brnm of Geneva, has described
a curious case OF poisoning in child
caused by eating combination of cab
Oage and figs. The cabbage, he says
must have produced great abundance
of Tactic acid, which in the presence of
the figs, developed enough of butyric
acid 10 cause the death of the child,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

ABOUT CORN AND WHEAT.-Corn
loses one-fifth by drying and wheat
oue-fourteenth From this the esti-
mate is made that it IS mere profitable
for farmers TO sell unshelled corn in
the fall at - cents than at 81 i bushel
in the following summer; and that
wheat at $l.25 in December is equal To
$l.50 in the succeeding June. In the
case of potatoes-taking those that rot
and are otherwise lCst-together with
the shrinkage, there Is but little doubt
that between October and June the
loss TO the owner who holds them, is
not less than 33 per cent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

THE cost OF DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
is only % cents. A bottle will con-
vince even the most incredulOus of its
excellence,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

OUTLANDIsH CLoTHEs.-Do not force
children 10 wear old, unsuitable cloth
ing, which will call out the ridicule of
their little associates, when it can be
avoided. 1t it is the only way possible
then lovingly tell them so, and en-
deavor to fortify the spirit bravely to
accept the situation. But sacrifice a
little yourself before you bring them TO
the necessity. Don't compel your little
girls TO wear their sunbonnets 10 a
picnic when all the other children have
on their pretty hats, Try going ont
shopping an afternoon in your sunbon-
net first, and see how you like the stare
of other ladies, and the suppressed
smirk on the lips of the clerks who
serve you and remember that your feel
ings are in a measure ''iron-clad," in
comparison with those of the little
ones
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-02-11

The Moniteur Scientifique publishes
this method for the detection of arse
nic. The matter containing the arse
nious or arsenic acid is introduced into a
Marsh apparatus, and mixed with q
concentrated solution Of eaustic potassa
and 4 little aluminium foil. When heat
is applied arseniuretted hydrogen is
disengaged, and there is no formation
Of authenticated hydrogen.