The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

A REPRESENTATIVE COLOR A.
DAN,

What / want TO see, said a Denver
man, as he slighted from the train 81
Manhattan Beach, what want 10 ace
Is some OF your boasted civilization.
amt much on the swell myself. but
want to see SOME top shelf seciety y.
That's what want. Now Just parade
your Astors, and your Vanderbilts. and
your Jay Goulds. and your Knicker-
bockers. and your other ancients right
before my presence. Don't be any way
skeered OF me- These clothes only cost
Sl5. and Tn no way stuck mp. want
to see some tone. Cut me thick slice
OF high life. came q long piece to see
the fashionable. aud il they are in con.
dition, just pull of the blanket and trot
EN- forward
Is there anything 1 can do for your
asked the manager courteously. noticing
the crowd gathering.
Right you are. stranger. come
more'n bushel Of miles TO see this eli
mate, and / want the attractions spread
20 can examine the lay out. ! can
throw some money myself. but what
want 10 see is s.yle. Tell EN- not to
hide On my account. Just walk some
of the dignitaries down before me "a
couple OF times. / want to see their
POINTS. Fetch out q couple OF we'll
matched high steppars and give 'em
their heads
All tbs people you see around you,
cir. are first class people They move
in our highest circles and belong TO the
aristocracy.' exclaimed the manager.
Are you giving it to me straight.
partner All these fellows way upss
Who's the philosopher with bis brssch.
ss tucked ia his socksI'
That is a Yale yodng gentleman,
home on a vacation. Ga
4 don't Sant that kind. shov me q
high daddy-one Of 'em that gets their
name in the papers for going to whoop-
ing weddings and is called the eight.
Pick me out some Astors. That's the
kind of trout Tn throwing for
Il don't think any of Mr. Astors fam
lily are here today. That stout gentle
man with the side whisk.-rs be!opg, to
one OF the firss famili.s IN New York
He is o very popular young man. and
leads in the Germans.
Amt big enough. Haven't get a
couple Of head of VAnderbilts. or . Jay
Gould, or 30. anywheres? You see
stranger, I've read about these fellows
aud I'd like to greet EN- with cordial
ity. What wasn't IL TO wabble fins
with the satin lined. That Yale man.
and the boss leg singer in the Butch
fsndango ain't pew. We see them home
when they string for tourists. Pm on
to 'em, but what want Is the balloons.
the soarers. Throw your pickaxe,
stranger. and see If the wash don't pan
better dirt. Strikes me your rock don't
assay pretty we'll this evening. Where's
the mob?'
These are the best people know OF
today said the manager in despair.
Mr. Vanderbilt is not here, nor is MIR
Could
Amt you got any Knickerbockers on
draught? Don't you keep the best ar.
ticle in stockY You'd mske:out to starve
in Denver if you wssn't interfered with
partner. When q man throws himself
for hoteler in those parts, he keeps the
hightoned population right out in front
and shored up behind. You don't seem
to have much experience in running a
beef . h mode rance. just begun,
havnt your IfIwas in your place I'd
have them Gonlds apd Knickerbockers
And vanderhiIts and Astors ranged
right along the front edge of that back
stoop. splitting at chip for drinks. and
the fust one that broke gravel would
pay his bill or go home bareheaded;
now you hear me. What you've got Is
a shed and some water, and il your Ii
qaor amt bettsr'n your Judgment. Tn
eaing hack dry
You will find everything first class
here. l think. argued the manager. we
aim
Just SO. chief. but you don't hit
You aim too low. You've got room
here to hold the biggest bug that ever
straddied blind. but there isn't card
out higher'n an eight spot. l recken you
play fool without the fifteeu,
Would you liks o try somethinss
asked the manag, r. anxious to disperst
the grinning crowd. ~
.You might fetch me and these gen
tlemen a little tanhark. il it's good.
don't want any stock which the share
holders are responsible for the debts
but II you've got some liquid smypho-
ny in Q major. I'll wrap mp cartridge
With you, Granger. ak
Join me in the bar room.' said the
mana ger nervously. s.s
Coed stake OF for junction. Gen
tlemen. me and the engineer are going
for the doxology. VIII you jipe us?'
| They fined. and the managed orderet
refreshments and left. despite the en-
treaties Of the gentleman from Denve
that he would introduce him to the la
dies, such ss they were. and be woalt
forego the top lifters until he Che man
ager1 had run along the vein TO tn
prospect of a paying clean up.
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