Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1880-11-23
MIS- scELLAREous.
MISS FLYNN'S LOVER,

90 cue and being cGutted at the Same
time. Mr. William Budd was attending to
the latter part OF the business. One evening
Whlie they were sitting together iu the par
ior Mr.. Budd was thinking how hc should
manage to propose Miss Flynn was explain
ing certain physiological facts to him.
"DH you know" she said, that thousands
OF pers"ns orc actually ignorant that they
smell with their olfsctory prednnce?"
Millions OF tbem," replied Mr. Budd.
"And Aunt Mary wou!du't believe me
when told her she couldn't wink without
4 sphincter muscle"
"ilOw unreasonable"
why a person cannot kiss without
sphincre'w
''Indeed?"
Il know it is so''
MAY I Try if I can?"
Oh, Mr. Budd, it is too had for you to
make Fight of snch subject!"
Then he tried it, and when he held her
hand she explained to him that portion of
the human body.
''lt is remarkable how much you know
about these things" said Mr.. Budd-"roal>
ly wonderful. Now. for example, what is
tue bone at the back of tho heal callod?'
why the accipita bone. OF c"urse!"
Aud what are the names of the muscles
of the a1m?"
The spira lis aud the iufra>spiralis, among
Others"
well, now, let me show you what mean.
When put my infra-spiralis around YOUR
waist, so, is it your occipital bone that rests
upon mY shouIderblado in this way?"
My back hair, primarily, but tho occipi
tai bone, OF course, slterward But. oh Mr..
Budd, suppose pa should como in and see
u.s."
LET him come! Who cares?" said MIR.
Budd body. 81 think I'll exercise snhiuo
ter and take a kiss"
MIR. Budd, how can you2 said Miss
FLYNN, after he had performed the feat.
"Dou't call me Mr. Budd, call me Willie. {"
he said, drawing her closer
Yon accept me, don't you? know you
do, darling"
willie" whispered Miss Flynn, very
family
"Whut, darling?"
Il can hear your heart heat"
''lt beats only tor you, darling"
And it sounds out of order. The vim.
tricnlar contraction is not uniform"
Small wonder for thar when it is burst
ing for joy"
"Iou must put yourself under treatment
for it. l will give you some medicine"
Its your own proI erty, darling; do what
you like with it. Bat somehow the sphipc-
! ter operation is one thst strikes me most
favorably. Let US again See how it works?"
But why proceed2 The Old, old story!
WonDs OF WGsDoM.-"TLe book to be
read, said DR. McCosb, ..is not the one
which thinks for you, but the one which
makes you think"
A wise mau ought to hope for the best, be
prepared for the worst, and bear with euua.
uim'ty whatever may happen.
vi all the actions of mans life his mar
| rage docs least concern other people, vet of
all the actions Of our lives it Is most n,eLdled
with by the other people.
Flattery Is the hocus- poems nonsence with
which our ears are sometimes cajoIed, in
order that We may be more effsctuaIIy bam>
boazled aud deceived.
w Wisdon Is better than riches Wisdom
guards thee. bat thon must guard thy rishes.
Riches diminish in the using but wisdom
increases in the use of it.
w hIIo ten men watch for chances one
man makes chances; while ten men wait for
something to turn up, one turns something
up; while ten fail. one succeeds and is called
man of good luck.
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