The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-11-18

Sunday next at lOR O'Clock. a. m. and
in the evening at z o'clock. Also at
Friendship church at 2h O'Clock, p. m.
Santa Claus headquarter, o. E. C. s.,
next door to P. o..
The next meeting of the Preble Coun-
ty Teachers Association for the current
year will be held in Eaton on Saturday,
Nov. 9th, 1880. Able lecturers will be
present. Programme will be published
next week.
Tub oysters Friday and Saturday at
J. Rhea & son.
Services will be held in the Universlist
Church, in Eaton, on Thursday, 25th
inst, Thanksgiving Day. at 101a o'clock
a. m. Services by Rev. J. NJ. Getchell.
The other clergymen of the village have
been invited to participate in the SER
vices.
Get n of those comfortable cassi-
mere suits, $40 and 81, going fast, only
about 40 suits left, at Jos. Woerner's.
Our wise city dads fooled away all the
surplus money for street purposes on
streets out of general use, leaving our
main thoroughfares to exhibit an I'M
wholesome condition. That is what the
taxpayers get for electing a partizan
Council.
Such as Baldwins, Sheek-no-further,
Spitzenburg, Northern Spy, Rhode Is
land Greening, &C., at F. P. Filberts.
In response to a note purporting to
come from her newslover, a Richmond
girl put on her best bonnet and went to
meet him at a designated street corner.
There she found a female rival, who
pounced upon her ~furiously, snatched
the bonnet from her head, and tore it tin
to bits.
REMovAL-the Original Eaton Cheap
Store-next door to Post Office.
The time of year for big blazes is upon
us, fires are now kept burning in all the
houses in our town, yet how very care
less we are, our alleys are filed with
straw and refuse, old boxes and barrels
are piled in and around our places of bu-
siness until every one of them are as
dangerous as a powder magazine.
Canes at Jos. Woerner's.
The Republican wigwam of this place
has been taken down, folded up and laid
away, to be preserved as an emblem of
political tom-foolery and nonsense. Some
of the poor deluded devils that contribut-
ed for its purchase may need the amount
to buy bread for their families before n
other Presidential campaign is opened.
Tub oysters Friday and Saturday at J..
Rhea & Son.
A newspaper man is generally expect
ed to be everywhere, see everything, and
catch every item afloat, simply because
it is his profession. But he can't do it.
His friends can help him, though, by
sending Oh bringing such items as are of
interest. All manne of legitimate local
news go to make up an interesting paper,
and will be received with thanks.
F. P. Filbert for choice Michigan win
ter apples.
The London cat show seems to have
been a success, though the prize for heavy
weights went to a cat that only turned
16T pounds. The cats were classified
into long haired and short haired. Three
~tailless Manx were all that could be pro-
cured of that variety Of cat. 1t is singu-
lar that cat shows should not offer a prize
for songsters, as we'll as for heavy
weights, light weights, toms and tabbies.
Geo. Washington Matchett, the Oldest
printer'in America, dropped into our Of
fee last week. He was indentured to
the printing business in Baltimore, Md,
Oct. 9TH, 1920, and has followed it ever
since. He worked for w. B. lizards
father in Eaton, when he published the
Register. He is close to so years OF age,
and looks like Rip Van Wrinkle after his
twenty years sleep among the Catskills.
Acouple of trusting gentlemen of col
or were overheard talking on the street
one evening this week. Said one, "Gafiel
is 'lected and you know we are goin' tc
git a dollar and a half a day now"
"Dats jis it, dollar and a half q day.
boss" said the other.
But" said the first speaker, 'dye be-
lieve we'll be gitten it for suah?"
will we be gitten it for suah, what
you taken bout niggah, didn't the Re.
publicans told you SOP"
Michigan Russets, both Golden ant
Robbery, at F. P. Filbert's.
A Maryland schoolmaster told a re
fractory girl that unless she wrote a com
position he would punish her. She ap
peared with two big brothers. The ped
agogue laid a revolver on his desk, ant
called for the essay. 1t took her abou
ten minutes to indite the sentiment
''There air various kinds of big brothers
Sum would stand up for a sister unde
any circumstances, and there air sun
i, lily-livered, slab-sided mungrels, VIII
air a cross between a Gibralter jackas
and a Maltese Jew, who sit around lik
a rat-hole, while a r~ed-headed, cross
. eyed slab of unrespectful poverty wal
= ders around with a borrowed pop, an
Jmakest heirpnnr sister paw around fl
materials fur a composition"
Extra quality glass goblets 5 cts. eacl
an unprecedented bargain, at Origin;
Eaton Cheap Store.
i FRANKIE 1. ROBBINS, son and on
v child of our Recorder, died on Thursds
last, aged 4 years, 2 months and % day