Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-07-18
SUNBEAMS.
Dead locks-False hair.

King of spades-The sexton.
Often depressed in spirits-Sugar.
That's gnome matter-A ghost story.
A night-gown is nothing but nap sack.
A hard thing to beat-A hard boiled egg.
The mule has chronic attack of the
brayin' fever.
The conductor who can keep himself un-
spotted will grow rich.
The person who retires with the sun must
have warm bed-fellow.
A firm advertises "raw silk stockings. u
| Who wants them cooked?
Hints on starting a fire-Remain in bed
and let somebody else do it.
''There is something in store for us all, "
but it takes money to get it out.
Stick to those who stand by you, and
never 90 back on red-bot stove
A place for everything, and everything
in its place-the baby's mouth. -10aoatO
Grip.
The schoolmaster who sat on bent pin
got off a bright thing. Philadelphia Sunday
Item.
Yes, Rebecca; there are many mussels
found in an arm of the sea- Y0nke'S States
man.
One cigar in the mouth is worth two in
some other fellows pocket. Hackeaasack
Republican.
Seth Green says that fishes can talk.
Perhaps SO it is an indisputable fact that
whales spout.-Harttord Sunday Journal.
And now he fills drunkard's grave. "
| Weep not for the man that fills it. He
does not drink; he's the sexton. -AD1erfc0n
Punch.
Remark of deacon's son when he saw
| the old gentleman commit some breach of
the moral law: ''Strange! its pa'sin
| strange!"
| We thought that Ireland was free from
snakes of all kinds but she still clings to her
| Erin cobra, it seems.-BostOao Journal of
! Commerce.
The announcement is now made that gum
| arabic was discovered in the mucilage.-
Rome Sentinel. Hackmen were discovered
in the cabbage.
Obstinate as man is he never can see a
knot hole in floor without involuntarily
stopping to make an effort to spit through
it.-Fultoaa Times.
1t takes q butcher only thirty days to
learn how to sell bones with the meat, while
it takes customer a lifetime to learn how
to buy them separate.
The Nihilists have triumphed at last
The Gem puzzle found its way into the
Winter palace, and Alexander is in the last
expiring throes of dissolution.
One of the new institutions of the year
1900 will be pneumatic tube, through
which man will be fired into his place of
business in two seconds and half.
A Syracuse woman starched napkin last
week, and few hours after fell down a
hatchway and was broken all to pieces.
Times.
When a death occurs in FIJI, it has to be
registered; and the native scribe not unfre-
quently fills the blank left for g cause of
death, with the words So medicine supplied
by missionaries"
The arms of wit ought always to be
feathered with smiles; when they fail in
that they become sarcasm and like two
edged swords.
Sober sense, self-possession, intelligent
sef-control, are the safeguards of head aud
heart, and make beautiful temple for the
soul.
A paper cigarette, glass of fresh water
and the kiss of pretty girl will sustain
man for day without eating. OF
Madrid.
"I kissed her meath the cold pale stars"
begins the song, and an exchange says:
''Seems to us i: would be more satisfactory
to perform this ceremony meath her cold,
pale nose. IN. I. EIpTeSS.
A Maine men who didn't care two shakes
of lambs tail about the newspapers rode
fourteen miles through a fierce snowstorm
to get copy of weekly that spoke of him
as a prominent citizen. Boston Post
The girl that wants a lot of elbow room
around the house is perfectly easy when
seated with her young man in a buggy so
narrow that sheet of paper would crowd
them apart if it was inserted between them.
-DaniessoaaUilEe Sentinel.
Some people have have hard time of it.
We know young man who bears the highly
elegant name of Lawrence S. st. Clair, and
yet he's made quite unhappy by it. He
wants to adopt the English fashion of writing
ones name, and L.. Snodgrass st. Clair
doesn't sound so well as he desires
A Tennessee man accidentally shot dog,
and in trying to explain to the owner how it
occurred, accidentally shot him. A coroner
thought he ought to explain how he shot
the man, but couldn't get a jury that was
willing to listen to the explanation they
were kind of shy of him, as it were.
The explanation given by an excited Ce-
lestial in Vieksburg: Me playee poker
with Mclean alice same me glettee flo