The south Kentuckian., 1880-08-03
HuMDuRaIN.
Mr.. E,liiure,

Deer Sur. Since made that drafted
big 4,h NV July speech at tho skule
house I've yoi tu be mazcn popler.
but my same old hat seems 10 he biz
nuff vet. Sich glory and oner don;t
give i've what Is ge,,craly called the
big he'd fur don't 1 know whats in
me /? Cuzen Dick sew he noze whats In
Inc tu he sew il is conseat, he nozc
,irom the silnptums, and brass out
side. llesc lust mad kasc il aint
him. ant seed the drafted fool sihce
he made the insertions, but when du
he may have one case duclurin his
self fur a man NV oner cant let.sich
slanderous talk pass unnoticed.
But what | sat down to du is to
rite up [as we reporters kali i'll the
grand mune light picknick Civ ia me
and MaIiudy 6y our periickler friend
Square Blue and his exceedingly ex.
celent wife ant Jane Blue. Yer see
sez the square TO ant Jane his wife
Bill is bound to be sum CRATE Office
holder sumo day, sune or late aud he
may be the means NY giticn me the
post Office ut llumdurgin and SO on.
so seq he lets Civ thcrn n mune light
er Tor yer see nune lite is chepe and
that's all we nede. Well lu make
short matters long tha giv Us a mune
lighter as il wer and we axed evry
pcdy for 5 ur & miles round. AT last
the mite cum round as mites generally
dn lin tile latter part w the evenin
aud there was a big crowd Nv tho
elite d0d best society Ia liundurgiil
on hand. The mite was ono Nv them
ni,es wha, pr . luves TO rite about
aud luvcrs fcs!s Ike putin, in theil
best licks aud sich like. The sun had
sot iur 1t was mite. The silver "munt
had cimed the mountains and the
stars was shining tu, "ior yu see It wal
mite. The bats nad cum 4th and the
bugs was huinniiu in the yard fur i
was mite. Well sir bout this time
cuzen Dick the ducture and your
hansum and fasina,iug agent Mr.
Gano Henry rode up. The dociur'
was rilen a new hoss regular jerl
tale sorrcl and don't you think III,
drafted fool had his Doclures bag
with him. rccken hc thot thai sun
NV tho girls mite faint or sumcthll
from lite lacen yer know.
Well sur yer no what curiou
things gnrls IL. Ii q good lookm,
| Young Teller gifts In acrowd NV 'eiI
that is a stranger they all want Il
have the oner Nv gittin quainied will
him. So II was that Mite with MIR
Henry for sum NV EN- cum very near
| ly titcn which shud proinolade will
him. Well sur 1 did wish you cud
bin down here fur we had a livel,
time. Wy sur the very adinustfer,
was iul Nv life sich as skeeturs big al
black birds, most did peer ike. And
the nabers brot more guide things t
etc, but | have been told you needed
a irunt on Ia you TO give you thu
rilo shape ipr a square. But | goI
hold of a piece NV apple pl that beeI
all | ever seed. 4 ur5 skeetu lit ons
il aud [ killed EN- IA once, the lady
sod she iident like anything that ma
iurc made tu be changed ur spilled BY
putin shugar and spice aud sich lii
in. well surI gotta guide chance and
lade mi piece on a stump tu Kill
skceturs, but the way Mr.. Henry went
fur IL was alarming tn be hold, lie got
holt ny most a half one and went and
sot Il ,wu on the stump whur lade
mi niece aud | no he must NV killed
at least a hundred skee,urs SO arter
that lie got seat and kept II most til
we closed, as II wer. Well sur arter
Iihc bows had sed over all the poetry
they node aud sich like tn the gals
and the gals had giggled there selves
most TO deth things began tu git sort,
err dull ill at last bout Ii ur clock
cuzzin Dick ecd he had propersi,
shum Ia make seys he lcts take the
sence NV this marty on who is the
choice fur President aud sheriff
Well Mr.. Henry sez rizen from his
sect iur the fust time since he mashed
nv nj on the stump. | think IL WOOD
be proper fur tu have a cheerman
that's tho way the duin town.. s,
they all ssd let's have a acheerman