The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-01-09

Woman j. a delHsion, madam, ez@
claimed a eI.usty ola bachelor 70 a nifty
young lady And man is always hl1ssgyi#...
some lfelltsfon OF ether, WAS he qttaE
retort
Experience teaches many tlli1gs-pre-
nInent among which. to a man, il that it IS
safeT.to run your chances with q oalisy glu5e
! than dictate to a woman on wash day
Etoswego Record.
Too.mnchrefinenaen5i is bad. Call q sae
Francisco man square, aud he Hikes il: but i
Boston man OF culture who calIeda 'Frisaau
Quadrilatera1, promptly got filies} visa
Observation-Disclosures Post.
ofcourse its wrong 10 susea big. hi& I1:e
bur when you discover that your wife A@&
been using your razor 70 cut her finger
nails with, what else can you say We
leave it to 2 candid public--fN O. Ii'neS.
And now the returned city people write
to theircotnlry cousins with whom they
have beet staying that they arrived safolF.
hutfonnsl the city Infested with smal2-i,ax.
which is likely to LAST al winter,--Bo&aa
/ Post.
1t being claimed by one Of tlle steruer sex
thatroan was made firsS&1l5 lord of creation,
the question was asked by IN fadI@a4
beauty hon. long he ronai22ed lord Of cree
ton s!E,iLl le 9o12 g;;te :, .
Egflg23yEts GitES zE W#&
] the fall of an apple that set Sir Isaa5- New
ton tothinkine, but rae fall Of the aI1ugta
has made more boys think tIs&11 al tl.c Hp-
pies tj5at ove1. ggew.-l-1zsew York Ezpvoz@,
Women somehow get over childish no.
tons that nlen never outgroy. Some uyon.
celebrate the anniversary Of every birthday
as long as they live, while women a!lit, DO
ing 50 almost as soon IL they grow up.
4 Canadian girl carried & twen5y-gaos
ladder one hundred yagds, placed ii a@as5ss5
burning house, climbed up, antl-we3l,
she di1n put ont the fire. She fell back
ward on a man and nearly killed him
[Elmira Gazette.
We are Al ways bIauing poor Adam, bs;zzz
I after all, what did the Old man do2 Puii.d
an apple! Suppose he had gone for 4 water
melon, as xosg and I dill in our youthful
days, what y frightful quantity Of ori@tasE
sin. there would have been IN. O. TitGses
Teachei, to boy in Philadelphia se7l0@1
"Can YOU tell me where Che Apes.ni:les
are?" Boy-s,No; butt can tell yoa
whore the Philadelphia mines are 1lla
Atl,--,' There, that will do, interrupted
the teacher, and The hey subsided
In 4 NORMANDY Inu: A traveller finds
in his bill a charge of four francs fir
biscuits, and calls the landlold. Show is
this four francs for biscuits? Why, you
dj1n give us5 any every true. ~.
will correct it, ana g4a corrected Lii
reads: Biscuits, f5,rae tr8aea'
The following curious calculation appears
in 4 French journal The Prince Inano1ta5
had seventeen NonMGa. There aEe soyyn-
teen letters IN the name Napoleon Ron3o1rte.
The addition Of t5!e figures 1909, tAa
date Of fhe birth Of Napoleon III, mallos
seventeen; so does 1896, the date Of t'is
Empress Eagonio'a BIRTH, and 1858, e!s@
date Of sheir marriage. From that TO 1870,
the year of tsgeir fall, was seventeen years.
The Prince Imperial was seventeen years
Of age when his father died. There s5a
seventeen letters in the name Of LieGs 5aI,5
ey, and tlle addition OF the figures 1862, iile
date d Prince yictor's birth, agai:. pro
/ duces seventeen.