Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1880-02-04
WHOLE NO. 1922.
Current Comment.
FROM THE PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS.

Ice water is an umwhoicsome beverage
any how.
1t is obvious that few southern people
are colorblind.
The only blood and gore in Maine is
Colonel Blood and Bangor.
a young COW gives the best milk, but an
OLD goat makes the best butter"
Many wholesale houses employ drum.
fneIs, but many Of thcm are base druinmers.
These are the do" days, judging from
the number Of hydrophoeic cases reported.
New York girls are very bold; they fire.
4uentIy take - bus" right on broadway
Although the skull Of Mozart cannot be
found, his airs are in good state OF preser'
walton.
Tennyaon's father Va, a clergyman: th;,
accounts for the poets love of pastoral
subjects.
In PennayIvania's body politics the arta,
RES OF trade are closely connected with tie
! coal veins.
An exchange says the bacl, of the wi"ter
IS broken, but this winter never was a
vertebrate.
1; j. remarkable how many ola 6acAclol,
kavG bscolae hard of bear;p,, since The l..
Of january.
There is a coIored Woman il, I-n;o,, ,-o,,
! ! DIRK, WHO kissed Cieorge Wash;noto,. Il y.
Oh George.
LeadyiIlo is full Of ,n.!janaiyss who want
wives 10 share their fortunes and cudI,ra
Their grammar
1t is useless for social reforo,s,. f., ,,.,,o..
wedding tours. No bride wonI6 In ,a,I;.lft;oJ
without q train.
The Fusonists have adorned mill
August. Then at least thcy can I,~cnrna
an August body.
The Bride who Sims. :. ia t,,av miss no
at heInc?" Is unreasonable NIX. .,'.,f- &c
her as Mrs. now.
C2clo Ti!den is LeepiDr wonderfully
quite Just now. p,laab. GA has hnarI
that this is leap wear.
Civil service must be a f,jInro Il cauno.
be found in the ayerare hou>els}d ma
never in a boarding house.
Human flesh Is opaono and W., i ;y..,.fa,.
to see through" some YER, fat man fh.Y
some very slender women.
In lime of peace prepare for war. ,poibe,
company should be added 10 our ,,ardin
army without further DELAY.
spends hours at one line. ~, tj,;s nIoI'sI.r,
refers to his fishing exnsditions
nv,
me u0'nalhteS seem 70 have Just DIS
elevated railroads are danrcrc,is
an exchange mas discovered that lat Ren
i i'Ie never nahSea' II pr"oaoly takes too
~
en- ne " eA1eIH pos master VINO stole money
rom lFlteES 70 get ms VIE a new seaislAn
'"'foS 1o0oe" 'HS MAN 20 rooe 1einai8.
ne houIS ny SO last as people grow
u.s. Ina t =. sTl'ie,!'iies seems as rather
l -'4i7 4i"'' '''"s' MS cycle LOT bicycle.
If this weather keeps on TIE nlug,bey.
may nave to so to Niagara and drive hacks
neat summer 20 rstlleVe tNeir fortunes
When a white man commits murder he
is hung. When an Indian does the same
'''.-'7 ''''e" ~ : ~ ~ "'''''" '''''
BY the time Edison completes his electric
light it will probably be discovered that it
was known to the Chinese 5000 years ago.
Men who complain that their wives
cannot appreciate humor Should try thea
win an o'pun purse; tAey would smile al
that'
The execution OF so MANY Mollie Ma.
go ii"s Nno soou eIect-ohly miner
ot.t.sa ais io" ieP0''S" iIoHi 'ne e'"I
iesloAS'
Winter has turned a summer.sault.-Er
To US it feels as if it had only made a spring.
get over lis last fail ''' "
Duohn mas abandoned her banquet and
VIII give the money That 1t would have cost
TO the poor. Now let all other cities begin
douoNn their Contributions
Doctors now say that boiled cows milk is
not Sood lor oaolos' IL Is better raw.
Tho doctors are right; raw COW gives
better milk than boiled one.
Debating societies for women to taocb
then, how fo talk. are sucpest.d nc nossil;i;
institutions for the deaf and dumb.
fAGneuc rsiormers need only point 10
'Ssh biillhgS 10 secure 'he adoption OF their
system Dy atnotlouS Paragraphers. Billings
mas H"de FIVOOOo oy MS writings
Scientists ara sill discussinr no;.,o..
p,etbods Of ;nfictina tbe doa+S n 1919
bnt NO one hos vot fal[on ~" trd pI@''y'
without inflictinc unnecessary suIfcr;ns
The Gotham papers print long obituaries
OF one - Honest Tom Smith" Mr.. Smiths
title to immortality is founded on his plan
OF furnishing two drinks Tor one price. He
made fortune IN the liquor business.
Rob p,rd.tt. Of tho pnr,;.a. ~,