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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
Can Piles he Cured

Is tie most impor ant question to-day " tn
suffering millions who, when looking at the
long list Of useless pie no-trums, feel as the
sfflIG,ed Bible Patriarch. like excl4iming: II
have heard many such things, mi-erable CON-
forters are We all, how long will ye vex my
soul and break me in pieces with words 2" II
Is not recorded that Job had piles, bug lie could
not have had anything more pa nful. and the
same question might have been asked then As
since for three Thousand years. Can piles De
cured We believe that Dr.. Silsbee has solve
The problem, for nothing is more certain than
that bis '' AnRkesis" doss absolutely and
promptly cure the worst cases OF piles. When
half million of afflicted assert positively that
it has cured them, and in 20 years no one has
used the doctors wonderful remedy without
instant relief. and by following his simple in
etructions - to habit sni diet. all we're bene-
fitted ard over % per cent cured. all argu-
ments and theories Of those who haven't used
them, go for naught. Anskess is row pre-
scribed by physicians OF all schools and has
been pronounced as near infallible as is possi-
ble- It is easily applied, perfectly safe. in
stantly relieves pain, and ultimately cures the
most inveterste cases. IL has grandly solved
the problem that Piles can be cured. Samples
Of "Anakesis" are cent free to all sufferers on
application TO P. Neustaedter 4 Co. sole man.
ufacturers Of Anakesis, Box 1915 New York.
Alec. sold By druggists everywhere. Price 81
per box
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

"No CURE, No oPAY,"-W o authorize
our agents TO guarantee that our mcni-
cine. if taken according TO direction.
will relieve Constipation and the dis
eases incident TO Torpid Liver; pro-
vided they take the genuine simmons
LIVER Regulator, by the directions. BE
sure to note it is perfectly safe and re-
liable, free from any OF the objections
and dangers connected with the ordi-
nary remedies. Ii is an active Cathar-
tic, Tonic, and Alternative, not unpleas-
ant to the taste, and leaves no lassitude
or ill-effects after it has operated, and
In 10 event can 1t injure the most deli
cate constitution. Children take it
without hesitaLcy.
81 have been selling simmons Reg
ulator for three or four years and II
gives entire satisfaction. Don't know
of single case when it failed to cure.
Yours truly, &c. c. GILLnASs, III
Main ST.. Gallatin, Mo-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

Reproducing .Stdtudry. - a London
firm has been exhibiting a new process
for copying statnary, and specially
intended for the enlargement, reduc-
tion, or reproduction OF the celebrated
statues in the British Museum. The
statue and the mass Of plaster from
which the copy Is 10 be formed, are so
mounted on stand that they can be 70
tated upon vertical axis, but they are
30 connected that both move through
equal angles in equal times. The in
strument employed for copying is SIM
ply an enlarged pantagraph the trac-
ing point is passed over the work to be
copied. and the other point, which
carries a suitable tool, removes the
superfluons plaster from the copy. An
exact reproduction, or an enlarged or
oeduced copy of a celebrated statue is
thus obtained, it is said, al a very low
cost.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
Establish HeaI,hfuI co-operat,on

between the stomach. the liver and the bowels,
il you want to tanish sick headaches, nerv.
business ard mental dependency. Upon the
yigor OF the first named organ deps snds the
good service OF tie two latter. That fine
stomachic, Hostet.ers Btters, pure, approved
by physicians, derived from the best botanic
sources, soon puts to rout the symptoms
which make the lives Of nervous, bilious inva-
lids miserable. The very fountain head OF
such trouble is feebleness of digestion, for
which it is an Incompatible. long established
and widely celebrated remedy. 1t builds up
the constitution when shaken by disease, and
protects it against malarial and other hurtful
Influences. 1t is An agreeable appetizer, .
useful strengthening cord al for the conys.
lsscent. and greatly mitigates ths gathering
in6rmitiss Of aga
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

The recent earthquake at Virginia
City was not noticed at all In the min
ing depths, but only by people on the
surface. Their famous earthquake oil
some years ago, which shook down
chimnies, fire walls, cracked brick
buildings, and did other damage, was
merely Noticed by some OF the miners
working IN upper levels, but it did no
damage, not even shaking down loose
stones anj earth. The station men in
the various shafts felt it the strongest,
the deepest point where it was noticed
was by station tender at tie 9OO-foOt
level of the Imperial Empire shaft,
nine hundred feet below the surface.
lie said it felt like sudden faint throh
or pulsation OF the air, as though a
blast had been let off somewhere ut q
distance above, below, or in some indeh-
mite direction. In some of the mines
the shock was not noticed at all, even
by station men. Commenting on this
peculiar fact at the time, the Gold Hill
Ne,-s remarked that the earthquake
seemed to be an electrical disturbance,
proceeding from the atmosphere, and
not from the depths of the earth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
what Caused the Rise.

A stranger loaded down witha big saichel
halted at the postoffice corner, Detroit, to
have his boots shined, and when the job
had been completed he felt for anickel with
the remark:
81 suppose that five cents pays the
bill?"
''Not much" replied the sinner. "That
used to be the figure, but it is seven cents
now."
'Dont try to cheat me boy! Five cents
is the regular price here, and know it,"
"See here, mister" said sinner, as he
packed his brushes away, ''do you read the
papers.'
''Of course do
"And you don't know that white paper
has gone up fifty per cent?"
''Yes, I've read that it had
swell how dye 'spose we kin black
butes at five cents any mores The fgger
is seven and if we can't bust the monopoly
we'll have to raise on that"
The man came down with seven cents,
but very slowly and thoughtfully, as if he
couldn't exactly understand all about 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

FEGErINE in Powder Form comes
within the reach of all. BY making
the medicine yourself you can, from a
soc. package containing the Barks,
Roots and Herbs, make two bottles OF
the liquid Vegetine. Thousands will
gladly avail themselves of this oppor-
tunity, who have the conveniences to
make the medicine. Full directions In
every package. Vegetine In Powder
Form is sold by all druggists and gen.
eral stores. II you cannot buy il of
them, erclose fifty cents in postage
stamps for one package, or one dollar
for two packages, and will send it by
return mail. IL. Il. Stevens. Boston,
Mass
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

4 Modification Of the Am,ricdn audi
phon, which has proved OF great ser
rice to the deaf and dumb, has been
described by NJ. Coliadon before the
French Academy of Sciences. Instead
of hard rubber, peculiar kind OF paste
board is used for the disk, and there
are no cords needed to regulate the
tension. That part Of the instrument
which Is held In the mouth Is provided
with surface to resist moisture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

FRIED S.-Chickens must be
young to fry we'll. If no larger than
pigeons, they may be fried whole; If
larger, dissect. wash, rub salt on while
wet, pepper, and fry in butter or lard
keeping the dish covered. Mix one or
two eggs with a spoonful of flour and a
teacup of milk, and pour over the
chicken when done, setting the frying
pan in the oven long enough to cook
the egg,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

Simple LJe-Sdritg Medium - Most
men, in disaster on the water, have at
command a means of keeping them
selves afioat which can be extemporized
IN a minute. 1t is simply this: Spread
handkerchief on the deck of the YES
.el, place a hat in the centre OF il,
mouth upwards, lift the opposite cor
ners of the handkerc lief and knot them
vey firmly. Grasp the knots tightly
m the left hand. and leap into the wa
Ter, keeping the hat under the surface.
FMS provides floating power of from
i've to six pound with tall hats. and
say half that with felt hats, which is
ample to sup port the head aud shoulders
ibove the water for a considerable
ime.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

PARSLEY and Butter, to serve with
cali's head. boiled fowls, etc-Two
tablespoonfuls of minced parsley, hall
a pint of melted butter. Put into a
saucepan small quantity Of water,
slightly salted, and when il boils, throw
{ n good bunch of parsley which has
been previously washed and tied to-
gether In bunch let il boil for five
minutes, drain il, mince the leaves very
fine, and put the above quantity in a
,ureen; pour over it half pint OF
smoOthly-made melted butter; stir
we'll, that the ingredients may be
thoroughly mixed, and serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

SWEET OMELET.-Mlx the yolks OF
two eggs, a teaspOonful OF sugar and
some essence of vanilla in a small bowl.
Add small pinch of salt to the whites
of the eggs and whip till stiff. Then
lightly mix the whites and yolks, and
pour quickly intu an omelet pan in
which half an ounce of butter has been
previously melted. Remove the egg
from the fire in one minute, and let it
dry in the oven five minutes, after
which sprinkle IL with sugar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

AN ingenious drug store clerk, who
suspected that some one was tapping
till, fixed an arrangement on it - that
any one who tried 10 open the drawer.
without understanding 1t. would get
four Inches Of brad-awi rammed into
his hand. Aud then he went out and
forgot to explain the thing 10 the boss
and as soon rs he gets able TO be about
again he'd like TO hear Of 4 job.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

WHEN young lady tripped into a
music store the other day and asked the
bashful clerk in attendance for "Two
Kisses" he jammed on his hat and rush.
ed out of the back door. The clerk,
never having heard Of the piece OF
music, thought be was the victim of 4
Leap year proposal, and his salary was
not large enough - support two.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
COFFEE CussARp.-Make good, strong

extract of cofiee-by dripping iE as
slowly as possible-for ten people you
will want two cupfuls; take eight OF
the same measures of milk, and beat
into the yolks OF six eggs; add three
ounces of powdered sugar; mix into
this the two cupfuls of coffee; as coffee
differs in strength, better taste to see
that it is sweet enough; pour the mix
ture into cups and put the cups in not
too deep pan with boiling water; the
level of the water ought not to stand
higher than half the cup; do not Try
and boil the water too hard about fif-
teen minutes OF boiling is necessary.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH DRIED BEEF.
Shave the beef very fine; put n tea
spoonful of butter In frying pan; set
it over the fire, and when hot put In
the beef; heat few minutes, stirring
constantly to prevent burning; beat up
the required number Of eggs and stir
in with the hot beef; stir altogether
until the eggs are cooked. Serve i'm
mediately.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
FALSE AMI TPUl
We extract from DR.. Railways -Trea,,..
disease and It's Cure. . as follows: y
List Of Diseases Cured BIZ
railways SdrSdDlrilliSn RPsnlysrt

Chronic Skin Diseases. Car,ss =,
HumOrs IN the Blood ScrorulOns D,za -s..le, oyle,
or unnatural Habit OF Body, syphiiiS - = bad
real, Fever Sores. Chronic or OId RE- 'sle. ~
Rheam, Rickets, While swelling SrsIl = ~, "a.
Uterine AntcticnS. C9nkers, GlalIuiar So
inSs, Nodes. Wasting and Decay OF M. PcII
PiE1pieS and BiotcneS Tum0Fs, Dy,ns1-f, -
ncy and Bladder Diseases, Chrome m r--si1 Sl.-
and G0ufs Consumption. Gravel aud CsicriS'l-4.
Deposits. ami varieties OF the above r,,--.I-tses
10 which sometimes are given sreciSns go.
We assert that there l. no known refnads -:
possesses the curative power over me-, Sa- -
eases n Q RADTAY5 REsOLyEST rarnishss !.
cures. step BY step. surely. frUTa he fo-,,..' =
ton. and restores the injured Darts 10 fSsa-
SOUND eoEdi,ion- lhr waster CT the bes,
are stopped aud healthy blood 4. 49,
piled to the ~ stem, from which new ~
Jerfal Is formed This Ia the nsst c0-re,t,--
power Of RADyAYs RsSOLvESf Ia cases w..
The system hSs been sallvat-i Ard yer.-.
Quicksilver. Corrosive SIbiinate have sce,7---! -
lated eni become deposited In the oJnes ioiT,.
etc. causing carries or the tones. ricke . sni-
curyatuTes, cOntJTti0ns. white swelling ~.
cose veins. etc, the SARsArARiLIiAS vii raSsiv
away those deposits AMI extermlaare ne Nh.
of the disease from the system.
II those who are taking thasa me1icin.. n.
rhe cure OF Chronic. Scr iuious or syDhllifie N.
eases. however slow may o. the cure. ,ieei hsf
ter," A." and ind their general health imD-nyfn,
their flesh and weight Increasing or even sesse'
Ing It's own, Is sure sign that tie cure Is n
crossing q In these diseases the patient ettbs-
gets better or wuTSe-Jhe virus OF the diss.s,
IS not inactive: II not arrested and dirty = 80
the blood IL viii spread and continue 10 urder,
mine the constitution As soon IS the sARs.-
7ARiLIiAS makes the patient feel be ter eve,
hour you viii grow better ald lncre ase M hssi,s
strength and neSh.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

WHEN certain man had been made
the prefect of small village, he bought
his wife a new fur garment. She, proud
of her finery, and full OF her husbands
Iew honors, entered church just as the
congregation rose TO their feet to hear
the Gospel read. She, thinking this
was done ont of respect TO her, and re-
calling her former condition, said,
graciously, ''sit down, good people! /
have not forgotten l was once poor"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

MUTTON CoLLoPs.-A few slices of
cold leg or loin OF mutton, salt and pep
per to taste, one blade of powdered
mace, one small bunch of savOry herbs
minced very fine, two or three shalots.
TWO or three ounces of butter, one des-
sert spoonful of flour, halt a pint of
gravy, one tablespoonful of lemon
Juice. Cut some very thin slices from
a leg or the clump end OF loln of NUT
ton; sprinkle them with pepper, salt,
pounded mace, mince, minced savory
herbs, and minced shalot; fry them in
butter, stir in a dessert spoonful OF
fiour, add the gravy and lemon-juice,
simmer yer, gently about five or seven
minutes of boiling is necessary.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
popE aNn REASa

PORK AND BEANs.-First pick your
beans over; put them in an earthen
crock and fill it with cold water and
let stand over night; if your pork is too
salt parboil it for a short time; put il
in deep baking dish and put the beans
around it; fill the dish with hot or cold
water, cover it closely, and set it i'm the
oven, and let 1t bake rather slowly I'M
til noon, or from three TO four hours.
DO not let it get too dry; if you can
not see the water you must add more.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

In New England village n Baptist
preacher was discoursing from the text,
''In those days came John the Baptist
preaching in the wilderness of Judea. "
Warming up, he said, 'Oh how like
TO read these words In the blessed Bible.
You don't read anywhere in 1t about
John the Methodist, nor about John the
Presbyterian, nor about JOhn the
Episcopalian. nor about John the Con-
gregationalst. But 1t is John the Bap-
fist! Oh, how like TO read that. :"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

81 SHALL know better next time, F"
said Mrs. keepupwiththestyle. ''That
hateful milliner told me the hat was
something new and there were four hats
Just like il in church; but might have
known better. / saw the new moon
over my left shoulder. OF course III
be unluckv.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
"MIss Ro,cHIsan intelligent, charm

"MIss Roach Is an Intelligent, charm
ing young lady. a beautiful brunette,
and her brother is bank cashier, -
read Mr.. Tilden from a newspaper the
other day. Then he solilOquized. "Beau
uful-bank cashier-young and charm.
ing-bank cashier-intelligent bru-
nette-bsnk eash-barrel might gel
empty-good thing to have in the
family-both good things beautiful
bank cashier-perhaps, yes, l think
made a mistake in not interviewing her
before denying the charge"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

Melt four ounces OF
grated chocolate ever boiling kettle,
add gradually three cups OF boiling
water and one ounce of sugar. Set il
upon the fire, and when scalding hot
pour it upon the yolks of two eggs,
well beaten, with one and one-hall
gills of cold water; add pinch of cin-
namon, and return it TO the fire for a
few moments to cook the egg. 1t must
not boil, but should be beaten with an
egg-beater, or milled all the time.
Serve very hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

CoLIC IN HoRsEs.-A correspondent
gives the following cure for collie in
horses, which is convenient at all
times and easily applied. He says he
has never known il 10 fail: Spread a
teacup full of salt upon the back of the
animal over the kidneys and loins,
and keep II saturated for 30 or 30 min
utes, or longer If necessary. Ii the at
tack Is severe, dreneh with salt water.
have valuable bull, weighing nine
teen or twenty hundred pounds, which
had a severe attack of collie year ago
last summer. Iapplied salt to his back
Is above, and it being diftir"is Gu drench,
we put a wooden bic IN its mouth, Keep
ing it open about two inches, and
spread salt upon his tongue, which, to-
getiIer with the salt upon his back, re-
lieyed him at once, and within a short
time equilibrium appeared fully re-
stored. l have for several years past
successfully applied tins treatment to
the other animals In my herd.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

The opinion of Gosselin and Berga-
ron, respecting the beneficial effect OF
antiseptlc dressings on wounds, is that
the good influence is due not merely TO
the destruction OF ferments but to the
coagulatiOn produced IN the albumen'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

BEEF RoLIs.-The remains OF cold
roast or boiled beef, seasoning TO taste
of salt, pepper and minced herbs; pun
paste. Mince the beef tolerably fine,
with a small amount of It's own fat :;
add q seasoning of pepper aud salt and
chopped herbs put the whole into q
roll or puff paste and bake for hall an
hour, or rather longer, should the roll
be very large. Beef patties may be
made of cold meat BIZ mincin0 and ses-
soning beef as directed above and bak-
ing in a Iich puff paste in patty tins.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

ALsDY, a regular shopper, who had
made an unfortunate clerk tumble over
all the stockings iu the store, objected
that none of them were long enough.
81 want" she said, "the longest hose
that are made" ''Then, madam" was
the reply, ''you had better apply at the
next engine house."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21
Voice cffIie People.

HILLsDALE, Mich.
X. V. PIERCE, NJ. d.:
had a serious disease Of the lungs
and was for time confined TO my bed
and under the care Of physician. His
prescriptions did not help me. Igrew
worse, coughing very severely. I com.
menced taking your Medical Discovery.
which helped me greatly. have taken
several bottles, and am restored 10 good
health. Yours respectfully,
JTDITH BURNETT,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

Professor: "What sort of 8 man
was this Chief Justice Coke 2" Student:
"Well-a-he was considerable OF a
speaker and talker on these matters"
Professor: "Yes, very true-though
not so full of gas as some Others"
Student cannot see the point and is
allowed to continue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

RELIGIOUS tracts sent 10 man with
IL cents postage due on them are not
conducive either TO religious thought.
word or action. We have in our mind
young man who was just wayerlng
in the balance; the u cents decided
him, and he became bowling heathen.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

TdRaing, says NJ. E. Ador, can be has
tened by employing pt tesphoric acid, as
it enables the taunin to penetrate the
skins more rapidly through Its hinder
Ing the tanning of the aIbumInoid SUBJ
stances.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

House. PLANTs.-It is impossible for
house plants TO do well if the earth
about them remains wet for any con-
siderable length of time-say two days.
Plants need fresh water the same as in
dividuals. Let the earth be so com.
plete that the plants will need watering
daily.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

An EXTENDED PoPULARnY.-Each
year finds "Bro,ra'S Bronchial Troches"
in new localities, in various parts OF
the world. For relieving Coughs.
Colds and Throat Diseases, the Troches
have been proceed reliable.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

SITTING HENs.-Iiens should not be
allowed TO disturb the sitters by lay
ing in their nests. Broken eggs and q
bal hatch will result. Ii the sitting
hen cannot be isolated III any way,
cover her with an empty coop, basket,
or box, be ng careful to have her come
of every day for feed, water, exercise,
and dust bath.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

PEOPLE will not be so very foolish
that they will allow themselves to be de-
ceived with new Cough Syrup when
they have experienced the value Of
pr. Bulls Cough Syrup for many years.
Price. % Cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

WE trust the time will come when
every one Will use Dobbins' Electric
Soap, (made by Cragin Il Co., Phila-
delphia.) Its sale is daily increasing.
as is always the case with articles of
merit. Try 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

LOOK AHEAD A farmer should al
ways think in advance of his work.
The plan must be laid out in his head,
before the hands are put to ii. There
is time yet left for thinking over what
should be done in the next two or three
busy months.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-04-21

MANY young lady who aspires to
fame via pencil, brush and canvas,
would become 4 ''rising artist" at once
II she would turn her attnetion to bread
making.