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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
How 10 Feed Coarse Fodder.

There are ways, we think, in which
the coarse fodder Of the farm may lie
economically and judiciously disposed
Of. The chemical analysis Of straw,
corn fodder, meadow hay and such
articles, show that to certain extent
they are incomplete foods, or in other
words do not contain a sufficient
amount or in the right proportion, all
the elements OF food required for tina
proper uourishmcnt of animals. The
straw and corn fodder have had the
grain removed. and are lcf, in an in
complete condition for food, and
when fed should have the deficiency
supplied. This can be done to the
best advantage by adding cotton seed
meal TO the straw and stalks, in this
way supplying the deficiency i'll nj
trogcnous and fatty elements. The
cotton seed meal Is very rich in nitro
genouS aud fatty elements, and offers
the most economical means OF making
the straw, corn stalk and meadow hay
equal III feeling value to the best of
hay. II only halt a pint TO pint Of
the meal is fed daily to young stock,
decided Improvement will be no
ticeablc. At first it would probably
have TO be mixed with bran or corn
meal to in luce the animals 10 eat ii,
but they will SOON relish ii.
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CliCRCHRS.

4 FRlCAN N. E,-Fourteenih street between
y Walnut and Cedar streets. services sabbath ii
:. N. and 80 y. m; Sunday School 1870 p. IN.
(,HgIsTIAN-Rightec street, meeting Sab.
\ bath 10 20 p. m; preaching occasionally
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER-(Epis eopal
" Fourteenth strcot; sund2y Morning prayers
,0:90 m; evening prayers, 20 p. IN. Sunday
ghool $50 q. u. Friday evening prayer $50 p. N
ISIRsT MISSIONARY BAPTIST CRUNCH
Il Preaching 81 1880 A. m, p m, and 100 y. N.
sabbath school At 100 n Rev 7 j Shores.
pastor
7 LUTHERAN Thirteenth street; services Sab.
l. bath i;30 d. m; sunday school 2p IA. Rev
Anappc, pastor
METHODIST Eighth and Walnut streets
vi Preaching Sabbath 1890 +. m. and p. m
prayer meeting Wednesday $40 p. m; sunday
School, g 3, u. Rev WHITAKER pastor
DREsBYTERfAN.- Eighth street. preaching on
Sabbath NJ 100 g. N. and $50 y. NJ; prayer
meeting "wednesday 81 $50 p IN; Sunday school
a'3p. n. Rev Il. y George, psstor.
- RCONp FeEE.WILL BAPTIST Firet,h
- street between Walnut and Cedar streets Ger.
vices sabbath ST and f:50p. III.
CT. JOSEPH S-(Roman Catholic Corner Cross
y sud Walnut streets services Sahbsth lo:b d.
~ Sunday School al p. 10 ; Vespcrs jp N. ser
ylrae every day ats p, m.
- Y. pATRICK'S -(ROman Catholic Corner Ninth
y street and Washington avenue; services Sab
1A'I aud 10 a. m. Nespers p. N, Sunday School
p m; service. every dsy at 5 p d. Rev. + label,
priest.
NIOMAN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE L
w ION, hold- is regular weekly meetings In
ne hBll OF the Cairo Temperance Reform club, ~
~ Thursday afternoon, o. 1890 o'clock, Every.
'oiy il invited 10 stiend.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
GULICK.BL

Whs'tyer this firm Of theatrioa! man,
ayers announce, the public have faith in,
as the.rpromises arc always fulfilled, from
the ;actthat they do no! handle any al.
traction which is not frst.clsss. Mr. John
Dillon, WHO is in their series of Guar.
auteed Attractions" will appear tonight in
. new Cmedy Of the "Electric." He ia said
to fairly outshiue himself in this brilliant
comedy employing all the magnetic e!e-
ments ot his prolific talents. The company
supporting him is fne one. he appears at
the Atheneum tonight sud tomorrow
night, also Saturday matinee.
The following item clipped from the Chi
cage Times gives in nut shell the worlds
opinion 0f John Dillon:
Since the organization of the Guiick
Blsl'de!. Guaranteed Attractions, the
amusement world has taken boom
which hiss only been equslled by the great
political effort now in operation, Should
Garfield be elected, John Dillon will be the
greatest comedian in America. Should
Hancock assumed the cares Of the nation
John Dillon will he the most famous fun
producer on the globe Should both be
elected, or both counted out' or lin,
John DllIcn will be recognized as har.
monizer Of personal strife aud public jos
No matter which way the wind blows
''straws point to John Dillon as the only
man that bring humor from heavy hear
and cast sunlight in darkered spots"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11

1t is, perhaps, little loo early as yet
to speak of the coming New Years day
and admonsh our gentlemen both young
and old, to observe II little more than
they did the last time. 1t il day, which
has been made by long usage one OF happy
meetings and joyous greetings among the
members OF community, which
has done much to keep up good feelings
and create friendship and to further the
aims Of society generally. The first Of last
January the callers 10 tins city were rc.
markAbly scarce; the gentlemen seeming TO
prefer to stay At home, around the hotels,
billiard halls or street corners, in prefer
encc TO making social cali. This amount
ed 10 an almost negligence, for quite g
number Of our ladies had made
extensive preparations to receive and
entertain large number Of their gentle.
men friends, and found al the close Of the
day, 4kat their work had been almost fer
naught We hope that it will not be thus
this coming New Years day. We are will
ing to publish the names Of any who may
wish to receive callers, and we insist that
the callers must be forthcoming ia gOodly
numbers. The day must not be permitted
to pass by as any other day by single in
diyidua IN the city.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
ITCHING PILES-SYMPTOMS AND
rI1pE

The symptoms are moisture, like pcrs-
piration, intense itching, increased by
scratching, very distressing, particularly at
night, as ifpin worms were crawling in and
about the rectum; the private parts are
sometimes affected if allowed to continue,
very serious results may Sfollow. DR..
Swayre's All-Healing Ointment is pleas
ant sure cure. Also, for letter, Itch, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Erysipelas, BARRIERS
Itch, Blotches, all Scaly Crusty Cutaneous
Eruptions. Price 80 cents, boxes for 81 .25.
Sent by mail to any address on receipt Of
price in currency or three cent postage
stamps. Prepared only by DR.. Swayne 3
Son, $50 North Sixth street, Philadelphia,
Pa. Sold by all prominent druggists in
Cairo and elsewhere.
Swayncs Pills are the best for all bill
ious disorders. They ward OF Chills and
Fever "a
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PLEASE COPY.

Miss Sarah s. Umble desires to know the
company aud regiment in which her father,
John Umblc, served during the war. AT
the tune he enlisted he was resident of
New Albany, Indiana. Miss Umble, the
daughter who isa resident Of Psducah, is
sick and in destitute circumstances and any
one who can give the information desired
will confer most charitable favor, News
papers under whose notice this may come
will please copy. The address of Miss
Umb!c is box Are, Paducah, Ky.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11

EY WILL EMERY.
see the sad look on the faces
As they cit beside the bed,
While the tears are gently falling
For their loved friend who is dead
Lying there 20 calmly and peaceful
Vita smile upon her face
She Gees the angels lowering o'erher
That dwell above In that happy place
Slowly, sadly, to the grave they bore het
As the bell tolls forth Its lay,
Then to take their las. long Look
Not to meet till the judgment dsy,
God will care for little bsby,
All through this weary world OF strife,
He will cherish and protect him.
AS he Journeys through this life,
The husbands heart lie nearly broken
AZ he takes bis last farewell
OF the darling wife and mother
That he always loved so we'll,
See how he clings to his little baby.
All that's left to comfort now
Head bowed down. broEenhearted,
Pain and sorrow on his brow.
weep not, dear friends shc's with the angels
That dwell So high up In the skies.
She'll keep watch DER little baby
With mothers loving eyes;
And when this dresry life 10 over,
And they cross the other shore
Then they'll meet the darling mother,
Sorrow, parting, they'll know no more
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
A DAUGHTER RESCUED.
A Frankfort (KyJ physician writes

~ '"NN'"'h Nhyb p"y ''s'"h "'A'N"'
Some months ago the daughter OF one OF
our promincn, citizens was pronounced q
hopeless consumptyc She WIS very much
reduced in flesh; terrible cough, her life
gradually wasting away. recommended
her to uSc 'Dr. Swsyoes Compound Syrup
ct Wild Cherry" which she did. In u
short lime sac was tres from oil cough and
Other symptoms and is now rosy and
healthy. Price 81 cents and 81 bottle or
O bottles IS. The largo size ia the most
economical. Prepared only by DR.. Swayne
& Son, Philsdelphis, Sold by druggists.
An occasional dose Of "Swayne's Pills"
should be taken to keep the bowels free.
They are exccllrp! for torpid liver and bill.
ious complaints. Sold by ull the Cairo
druggists
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11

CHICAGO MARKET

CHICAGO, November II, 10 AS.-
Pork January sl3 OK November,
sl2 51H December, s12 60
Corn November, 49lsc December,
425sc.
Oats December, 81 &c.
Wheat November 81 O5A; December
81 OGll
CmcAdo, November II l2 90 VI
Pork-November, and December,
81? As; January, Sl3 92l6,
Oats Cash, 3O56c; December,
SIC.
Corn November age December
4?ssc.
Wheat = November 81 O5ls December
81 OGlS.
CHICAGO, November II, / +. N
Pork-Noyember, Sl9 As.
Lard November, IS l1l5
Wheat November, 81 O4ai, December,
81 O5A January. 81 06j6
Corn November Aye December,
494c.
Oats November, 3Osc; December,
BIC,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
LEGAL.
SHERIFF'S SALE

BY virtue Of an execution tssrcd out Of the
clerks Office Of the circuit cOur, OF Alexander
county, and state Of Illinois and 10 mo directed,
whereby nm commanded TO make the amount OF
o certain judgment recently obtaln1d against Jsmes
G.. Rankin, In favor oil Southwestern lnfnranco
Company. out Of the lands, tencmonts, goods ind
chgttes OF the said James G. Rankin, ! haye levied
on the following described property, to.wit Lots
seven ig7) and tWentyelght tesl, 10 block lnhered
four ~ In the third addition 10 the city Of Cairo
Illinois. Therefore. according to said command,
shall expose for sale Vt public auction, sll the
right, title sndinteGcet OF the above named James
G.. Rankin In and 10 the above described property,
ht 10 o clock = D., on Monday the 6h Day Of De
cember, 1850, az the westerly door Of tho copft
house In the city Of Cairo.
Dated at Cairo, Illinois, this ictb day Of SOyem.
bar 1880 JOHN HODGES.
Sheriff Alexander County,
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SPECIAL
or DIRECTORS.

UYTcs or THE CArRo AND MOUND CuY RAN
ROAD COMPANY. CABo, ls.. October ", 1881
by.la.s OF the CON pany, that q meeting OF the
corporators, stockholders Gnd directors OF
the Cairo and Mound City railroad com
pany viii be held On Friday the
18th G.eifh) day O. November next, A. u 1913
al the whsrfmasIer's Office, No, u OHIO LeYee
street in the city OF Cairo, nlinois, st 10 oelO.h
a. m. NEWTON Z CASEY,
JOHN Q. HARAAE, President
SefFpIgry
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
neufrE nv Cf@y

~ OrfIpk or IIfr iL3fP'
CAgRo, LIS Oc:. 81, 1857,
Scaled proposals ~iii be received az this oance
directed to tae CITY Courcl! Of the city OF Cairo
1ntil o'clock p. N OF Tuesday, November 10th
1870, for furnishing the material and doing the
work, or doing toe work necessary foc
the construction aud reconstruction 0!
the following sidewalk, viz To be
constructed OF wood On tie nOr:hcrly side OF
Twelfth street, from Washington ayenue to Wat
nut street; on the uortherly side OF Fourteenth
street, in front q lots No -, a. 81 81 sua 81 ia
block No. Is. To be reconstructed Of wood On
The westerly side Q! WAsA.ug.oI avenue from Firth
TO sixth streets
TO be constructed OF hrick: GA uouherly eide OF
Eighth street from CONNER igl to Washington AZ.
enue On bo4h sitee Of StxtA s.,eet from Leyee
street 10 Commercial RYenCe To be reconstruct
% Of elEGers or gravel, IL liou OF Old wooden
walks, on the south side CT ThlFty-,oGrth street
finn Coumercrcal avenue TO point z7s feet east
from Sycamore street, ~ provided BY ordinance
No. %. approved September 9Th. 1870 which Is on
die 10 this ofce and subject 70 exini1.tion al any
time
The right 70 reject say AID ell bids rsseryed By
the city. b ). FOLEY, City Clerk.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
MISCELLANEOUS.

EOR SALE.-A new 100 Office, complete 10 every
II particular, and just what Is wanted for the ran
CT job pamphlet and other WORK In email towns.
The material all carefully selected AZ the foGr
dry by job printer OF 81 YeArs experience Type,
borders, elc are OF the latest stylos and in per
feet order. The press is eighth medium sor
particulars, address "A" care Of BC!isin Office,
Cairo, Illinois
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
DIRECTORY

BUSINESS DIRECTORY
al he leading busnesr houses whore advertise
rlcnts may be found In TuB BULLETS
DRY GOODS.
y o. ps,icr 4 Co., Commercial avenue and Nine.
zenith street.
GROCERIES.
Yoeam & Broderick Wash. Ave, cor Eighth
New York Storr, e. o. PAter co. Cor Nine.
toenth aud Commercial
PHYSICIANS
D. J. II Narcan oGlce, 40 Commercial avenue,
D., - W LcachEghth street.
DENTISTS
d. ". g Jocclyn, Eighth near Commercial
Dr " Mhllyck, 10 Commercial avenue
INSURANCE
H. u Clndee. No 20 Ohio lcyce up .iaifsi.
Equitable lite " New York, corner Twtlth and
Washington avenue
Banks
C,'s National. ohio ieyec
STEAMBOATS,
1tcr Ntuirs.
I1ll gprasi. corner rwelhh sud Le're,
BRACKET STORE.
81 Ford Corpcg Ninth aud Commercial
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
THE MAILS.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City Officers.

ttyur b ThistleWoo6
l'rctsIrer Edward De1onis
'lcfk-Drnuis j. Foley
Counselor VIM, h. Gilbert.
Hsrshal i g. LA!lue
AtOrney william Hendricks
BOARD or ALDERMEN
rrs ward NJ 4. Bowley.
second WGd-Dsyd 7 Lincga { Il Wood
-art
Third Wsfd-W Wright. Egber; smith
T0ur'h Nard CEafir, %. rs'isr, JEmes kyRhstor
~ Ward n ". Halliday, Ernest Petit
County Officers.
.Ir,1it JaGlc-D j. Baker
t'rcGit Clerk. A kevyes
.J.n'y Judge RI : iocum
County clerks. J, Humm.
,51uty Att0tugy-W G Mulkcy
County frvAsurr-Miic- " Parker.
sheriff John Hodge.
'ofOnef--E. Ftzge'aiL.
Comfy Commission v HALLIDAY j
w. Sibh., samuel Br!iei
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
LIVERPOOL GRAIN.
WHIRLPOOL, November II, 2
Wheat snd corn unchanged.
CONGRESSMAN GARFIELD RESIGNS.

COLUMBUS, o., Nov. 10.--Govepnor Fos-
ter to-day received the resignation Of James
A. Garfield IS member Of congress from the
Nineteenth Ohio district The Nineteenth
district at the time Of Garield's election 10
congress was not composed wholly Of the
same territory OF which 1t is now consti-
tuted and the writ for election to fill the
vacancy, issued to day, for the election No
yember 80, will be sent to those counties
which composed the Nineteenth district at
the time Garfield was elected, it being held
that the territory composing that district
has vested rights which cannot be abroga.
ted by an act ofthe general assembly.
STUPRNDOUS FRAUDS IN NEW
YORK.
New YORK, Nov. l0.-The democrats
are quietly collecting great mass of evil
dence in proof OF the fact that extensive
republican frauds were committed in the
New York state and city election. In the
state north of the city the republican gain
was $4,000 The democrats have proof of
colonization, repeating and bribery in the
counties along Lake Champain, where
mon from Vermont were imported; along
the western boundary, where men came
from western states, and all through the
southern tier Of countries. In this city the
most bsre.faced frauds have been discover
ed, especially in the lower wards, where
Italians and negroes We're voted by the
score from several houses. The Tammany
investigating committees have proofs of
several hundred illegal votes being cast,
although they have not got fairly to work
1t is fair to suppose from the beginning
made that the cases will count to thou
sands
The democrats ore making no noise
about this, they disclaim any intention of
moving toward throwing out the states
vote. IL IS their purpose not to consider
that part Of the subject until all the proofs
are before them, for to do so would be only
to excite needless alarm. But they seem
convinced that they were cheated ont of the
vote of the state for Gen. Hancock by out.
rageous frauds, and they propose to prove
it. They certainly are succeeding so far as
they have gone. Protests are being filed
with the canvassers in nearly every county
against the return Of the vote. In counties
where frauds are known to have been per-
petrated the allegation Of fraud is set up;
In others, exceptions are taken to the form
of ballot for electors, the plain requirement
Of the law relative to the captions having
been dsregarded by the republicans.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
A REMARKABLE ADVENTURE.


CLEVELAND o., Nov. 9.-Yesterday
bright boy four years old was found lying
near the railway track on the Lake Shore,
his head between two stones and heavy
railway tie across his neck. holding him
down When discovered he was black in
the face and unable TO walk or talk and
nearly dead. Subsequently he revived and
told remarkable story He was induced
by woman to go to the lake on promise Of
candy. On the way she took from him
hoop, saying he would never roll hoop
again. AT the lake the woman endeavored
to persuade him to get into boat, but lie
refused, because Of the water in the bottom,
and he was afraid Of q whipping if his
clothes were wet. The woman then took
him TO the place where he was af,erward
found, threw him on the ground, placed the
tie across his neck and left him to perish.
II proves the woman is insane and escaped
from home
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
NBW YORK GRAIN

New YORK, November. It II 0l,r.M,--
Wheat--quiet-No. Chicago,
81 17K@1 1917; No 9, Milwaukee 81 20
OIL 81 red winter, 81 l1@l %; Ne > red
winter, 81 2Ol4,
Corn -quiet--No.e ., 6Oc
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11

Passengers y n nsa ss 81 %s nSas any t 1
caused by Sunday intervening. This SATURDAY after
noon tss'n FROM Cairo arrives 10 ne" York Monday
morning at io;B5, Thir,y-slx hours In advance OF
any Other roatc.
tsy-Pcr shroagh tichets md further iusorwo'SoD,
apply nj Illinois Central Railroad Depot Co''n
JAS. JOHNSON, J VI. JONES,
O,0. Northern Agent Ticket Agent.
al HANSON, Sen Pass. Agent. ChicAIp.
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RAILROADS,

TINE TABLE, OF PAssESGEB TRAINS FROM
vIScRssEs NOV. 80, 1879
gAsrvARD.
No. Day Bxpress Except Sunday. u. $50 p. IA.
" . Rprees Except Sunday. .......,. IS p. N.
" Night EGpress DAILY ,....-- e. .i2: 800. IN.
WESTWARD.
Ne Express Except Sunday. .,.,..... sos a. m.
" Day Express (Ereepi Sancsy). $50 p, m.
" Night Express DAILY .,.... i:25 a. IN
J X. CLARK. c. 3. CosE. JB.,
Agent vineenres Gen. Ticket Ag't CiuciGnAu
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11

TRAINS LEAVE CAIRO:
81 . am. Mail,
Arriving in NJ. Louis oa6 AIN. Chicago, $50 ., NJ ;
Connecting W Odin and dillingham; for Cineln
natl, Louiaville, Indianapolis and points East
1l:lO ain. 1T. Louis and Western
EXpress.
Arriving in 81. Louis T'oS p. m, and connecting
for ali points West,
AGO pm. Fast Express
Por 81, lo1is aud Chicago. arriving u, St LoLEs
l0:i0p m, aud Chicago 30 am
AGO pm. Cincinnati Ex press.
Arriving pt Cincinnati 30 am; Louisville ,:s0
s.n,; lrdiHnap0hs 400 S.m. Passengers rs
this tra!a reach the above points - TO 30
HOURS IA advance oi any other ropto.
tH-,rhe AID y. n, express has PULLMAN
SLEEPING CAR Caro- 20 Cincinnati, Without
Changes, ana through sicorcis 10 ~, Louis aas
Chicago,
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STOLEN BY A WOMAN.

CLINTON, H., November ga bold
theft was committed in this city last night
by a notorious prostitute, nicknamcd Crazy,
who stole fine mare belonging to syl-
vester Hendricks, valued at $l00 The
thief has escaped with the property.
STABBED WITH A JACK KNIFE.
DU QUoIN, H., November 3..--About
noon to day John Farmer, brakeman on
the Central road, and man who goes by
the name Of Jack Shepard had some words,
when the latter stabbed Farmer with o
jack-kniie. cutting him pretty severely,
though not dangerously. The wound is
about two inches long and near the groin.
Shepard was arrested and locked up, and
will probably have his preliminary trial to-
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-11-11
IN MEMORY OF MRS. HERBERT
A. HARREIL

VINO prsD AT oAIEo, ILLINOIS Nov aaD.
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morrow He has served three years in the
penitontiary, and Is now in fair way 10
serve out another term.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-09-17
Enjoy Yourself.
Burlington Hawkeye,


My son, enjoy yourself Have a good
time pleasure Is eminently right and
proper, but good time isn't secured by q
headache that lasts oil the next day. The
simplest pleasures are the most lasting.
After you have spent two years in Europe
you will come back and sit down by your
old fireside and think of picnic you went
to down ut the Cascade one afternoon ih
June, that cost you sixty five cents. The
good times that you daren't take your
wife TO, my son that you would lie about
rather than have your sister know about
them, the goodness" Of them never comes
back to refresh you and gladden. your heart
as does the memory Of that si1tv-fve-cent
picnic, when you chatted nonsense with
the girl you loved. and laughed just as the
leaves rustled, because you couldn't help
it. The "good time" wakes in the morn
ing and wonders where 1t was, and who
saw 1t and where all the money is gone
the "good time" that tails itself off with
headache, there's precious little fun In that
And it only takes very little bltterness oi
that kind to poison and cloud the memori.'
OF the past. Ir doesn't take much Of suct
rood times, my boy, to mingle tears with
your bread and gall with your drink. Tht
sting is the smallest part of the bee, bn
whom you pick him up by it, though th'
rest Of the bee were as large as an omnion
horse, yet would the sting outweigh all th'
good, sweet, harmless. honey laden proper
tion Of the bee, and you would think of !
oftener and longer.
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ALLEGED BITS OF WIT.

"Mr. Smith, ''said lady at a fair, ''won't
you please buy this bouquet to present to
the lady you iove?' "'Twouldn't be
right" said Mr.. Smith; "Pm married
man. .-.
According to the Burlington Hamkeye
the Democratic party took David Davis in
an ballast. Nov they mast be careful that
their ballast don't sink and sink them.
He that refuseth watermelon when he
hath enough is wise, but he who taketh
all he can get and looketh longingly at the
rind layeth the foundation Of doctor bill.
"My dear" said ssntim en- tai maiden
to her lover, "of what do these autumnal
tints, this glowing baldric Of the sky, this
blazing garrIture of the dying year remind
you ~ Pancakes" he promptly answer
Cd. #.t<
It was Douglass Jerrold who showed the
English language is quite abie.to express
the most intense emotion by saying OF
man who had proved himself Thorough
scoundrel, "He would sharpen knifE
upon his fathers tom bstone to kill bis
mother"
"Old woman, how do you sell beets p
asked New Orleans hummer of an old
vegetable woman in the French market.
Looking at him from head to foot she re-
piled sven haf some like you vas | sell
dem two for q cent apiece"
eff you was man, Jimmy" said lit
tie shaver to his chum, who would you
vote for, Hancock or Garfield?" "Pd go
with tie biggest procession. you bet."-
New Hauen Register. That boy will prob
ably grow up to be the editor of an inde-
pendent paper.-Phita. Press. Good.
A negro who was srs 1ected OF surrept'-
tiously meddling with his neighbor's fruit,
being caught IN garden by moonlight,
nonplussed his detectors by raising his
eyes, clasping his hands and exclaiming:
GOOD heavens dis yere darkey can't &C
nowhere to.pray any mo- wifont bein' dis
| turbed."