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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
Deunr,urr. Last EVENING.

Miss X King. L Fargo, A Campbell.
ID ID Rosewarn, J II Smell. JB o,er!on.
& Derby. 7 r Farr. c orsege. A Wright.
J Ii C~avansueh. J Pail and family. Miss
l. Black. Mrs b F Wallace. Mrs Helm,
Mr.. A y Gibson. Mrs { F Chatterton. +
Fernando. NJ N Fredriek. IA Lee. J M
Ca.sin, N Canavan. Geo Story, E Crane,
W P~inuiger. W L Wright. N W Farrell.
FIT Brodie, Mrs Dagnon, Mrs Richards,
Mrs Seaman. @ Charles, A J Franklin. y
p Oliver and wife. Mrs Rule, Mrs An
irews, l. VI LsFrance.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
Aasonic Election.

At the stated annual c%onvoeation OF
Gold Hill Chapter. No. 8. Of Royal Arch
Masous, held at their Tabernacle in
Masonic Temple. Gold Hill. last even.
ing, the following companions were
duly elected officers for the ensuing
Masonic year: Byron l. Truman. Most
Excellent High Priest; Thos. Alex.
Menary, Excellent King; Alexander q.
Cowan, Excellent Scribe; Louis ID. Fol-
SON.. Treasurer; John Oliver Bennetts,
Secretary. Installation to take place ON
the evening OF Saturday. the 18th inst.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
surague still After Conknng.

CHICAGO, December l0.-A Tribune
New York special says: One Of the
latest stories circulated in political OR.
cles Is that Ex-Governor Spragus has
taken a hand In the contest against
Couklipg, aud personally called on Gar.
fisld when the latter was In Washington
and laid before the President-elect his
grievances. and that he is to follow this
BY the publication Of . book. 10 which 1t
10 asserted that the Senator Is to bd'ons
Of the prominent characters.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
Stokes and tho rrotting Men.

New YORK. December l0.-At Q meet
ing OF the Board Of Reviewers Of the
National Trotting Association yesterday.
Cornelius J. Vanderbilt applied to have
tho suspension removed from the mare.
st, Helena. on which there was . sus-
pension hus Of 800. when he bought
her OF Edward s. Stokes In California.
The mare was relieved from expulsion
on vapderbilt's paying 800. and Stokes
was suspended until he refunds Wander
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
Au,x.,. narn,nx.

ID II Dirdsall. T A Lee, Joe Hoey. b
Aeld. = II Eavens. Chas Bell. J A sutro.
Z A Prindle. " J Sheridan, p MeQuinn,
D L Mccarthy. d Bell. Smith.
viers. L W Lee. Mrs hurry. ] o Farrell,
II DALEY. ] d Stevens. W y Shawhan.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
show Year Iiasds.

The committee OF citizens Of Carson
now considering the ACCESSIBILITY Of
erecting q frst-class smelling furnace at
that place invite oil owners OF rebsllious
ores to forward samples OF 200 pounds
each Of the varieties Of ores in their
mines, together with q statement OF the
amount Of each kind their mines are
likely to furnish. this estimate to be
made from developments and in any
other manner that is used by miners.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
Mrs. l.. Holland desires to learn the

Mrs. L. Holland desires to learn the
whereabouts Of her son, F. Z. Holland.
When last heard from be was 10 Reno,
August 10, 1880. Any information re-
garding his whereabouts will DO thank.
July received by Mrs. L. Holland, 1t
the Dsllss. Oregon.
J.. Morris Hetrich. formerly Chief
Assistant In the Assay Department OF
III. Carson Mint, has been appointed to
the position Of Assaysr. made vacant oy
ths death Of w. p. Prescott.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
A CARD.

To oil who are suffering from the errors and
iudiscretious Of you'h. nervous weakness. early
decay, loss Of manhood. etc VII! seno . re-
Thls great remedy was discovered bya mission:
sry in South Americs. Send . seiisddreseed
envelope to the Hxv. Josrrs 7. lSxAH; station
D., New York city. AMY
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
FRIDAY. : DECEMBER 10. 1880
KEfOkI I.
san Francisco Hoard.

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100 Tioga, iOe
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100 Dudley. loo
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-12-10
FULL WEIGHT AND MEASURE
GUARANTKkD.

oFPIoR-Nesr Railroad Depot, Gold Hill.
ANN THOMAS GALLAGHER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-08
UNPRECEDENTED!
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A Virtual Newspaper Gift to the
Farmers Of tho West.

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during this critical Presidential CONTEXT, will
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-08
Fifty Men Wanted!
For UNDERGRADUATE Surface Work.
STEADY EMPLOYMENT 70 GOOD MEN
DESLOGE LEAD CO.,
BONNIE TERRE r. o.

order of Publication.
In the Circuit Court of Iron county, Mo-,
in vacation-May 18th 1880:
The State of Missouri at the relation and
to the use of James Buford, collector OF
the revenue OF Iron county, Mo-,
against
Samuel Ackart, Eli Keith, Rachel Keith,
John Paretti, John Pazzettie, Daniel
Stanton, Barclay Thorn, and all un-
known interested parties.
faction to Enforce Payment of Taxes.1
NOV at this day comes the plaintiff,
IN James Buford, Collector Of the Rev.
enue of Iron county, Mo. and files his
petition and affidavit, setting forth among
other things, that the defendants are nom
residents Of the State of Missouri, and can
not be summoned 10 this action by the Or
binary process of law; it is, therefore, Or
dered by the clerk of the circuit court OF
Iron county, Missouri, in vacation, that
publication be made notifying the said
defendants aforesaid that an action has
been commenced against them In the cir
cult court of said county, the object and
general nature Of which is to enforce the
lien of the State of Missouri for back taxes
for the years 1867, 1879, 1871, 1872, 1873,
1874, 1876, 1875, 1877 and 1873,
on the following real estate, situated in
Iron county. Missouri, belonging to said
defendants, to wit:
The north half Of section "a, in town.
ship "a, range west;
IAN itemzied statement In the nature
tax bill. showing the amounts of taxes
now due on said real estate, for the years
aforesaid, amounting III the aggregate to
the sum OF $500 IS filed with said petit
ton, as provided by law.)
And unless they be and appear at the
next term of said court, to be holden tor
the county of Iron, and State of Missouri,
at the courthouse, in said county, on the
fourth Monday in October next. 1880, and
on or before the sixth day thereof, (if the
term shall so long continue: and, if not,
then before the end of the term), and
plead. answer or demur to said plaintiff s
petition, the same will be taken as con-
fessed, judgment rendered in accordance
with the prayer of said petition, and said
real estate, or so much thereof as may be
necessary to satisfy said judgment, inter-
est and cost, be sold under q special fieri
facias to be issued thereon.
1t Is further ordered that copv hereof
be published according to law in the IRON
COUNTY REGISTER, weekly newspaper
published in said county Of Iron, and State
Of Missouri.
A true copy:
Attest with seal, this 18th day Of
(srAI.) JOS. HnF Ffsv Clerk
jnel7-4S Iron county circuit court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-08
Primary Election
70 Be- HELD JULY 3!sTI

The Democratic Executive Committee Of
Iron county met at the courthouse on Satur
day May 18th, at IL o'clock, under call Of the
President, G. w. Farrar.
On motion, Chas. Il. Collins was chosen
Secretary.
On motion, it was decided that the nominees
for county offices be chosen by primary elec-
ton, to be held on Saturday, the 3lst day of
July, 1880.
The following named persons were appoint
ed Judges Of the Primary Election:
Iron Township. C. Meyer, J. H. McHenry and
Henry Lay.
Ironton, Arcadia Township-James H. Clark,
N. G. Griffith and John NJ. Moore.
Annapolis, Union Townsbp-Dr. r. T. Miner
J. B. Hampton and william Lewis.
Des Arc, Union Township-T. B. Lowe, Andrew
Wallis and Ciserc Collins.
Marble Greek, Liberty Township-H. W. Miller,
Houston Seal and Randall Dunn.
Big Greek, Liberty Townshp-At Dunn School.
House, Eliab Dunn, VIM Scoggins and VIM. Robbs.
Pilot Knot-Ferd Inner, J. W. Hancock and
Charles Won Roden.
Kaolin-william Imboden. Frank Townsand and
Samuel Erwin.
Dent Township-Samuel Lucas, W. T. Crocker,
and Dollarson s. Love.
Observation-Disclosures seitz and Isaac johnson
Henderson Precinct in Dent Township-Nelson
Hawk, John McMahan and Joseph Stricklan.
Granitevil,e-D. O'Brien, William Fitzpatrick,
and BENJAMIN Kidd.
Candidates to furnish poll books and tickets.
The Judges of the several precincts are to ap-
will report the vote at Ironton on August ID.
These proceedings ordered to be published
G. W. FARRAR, Chairman.
CHAs H. COLLINS, Secretary.
WANrED.-Eight or ten good Mich Cows. |
Apply at Arcadia House.
Chattel Mortgage blanks for sale at this |
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-08
state Nominating Convention.

The Democratic State Central Com
mittee have issued the following official
call for the State Nominating Conyen'
ton of this year:
HEADQUARTERS DEMOCRATIC STATE Gen.
TRIAL COMMITTEE OF MISSOURI,
ST. LOUIS, No., juno 10, 1880.
A Democratic State Convention fs hereby
called to convene in the Hall OF the House OF
Representatives, at jefferson CITY. at 10 O'Clock
A. H., on Wednesday, July 81. 1880, for the pur-
pose of nominating candidates for Governor,
Lieutenant Governor, Secretary OF state, State
Register OF Lands, Judge Of the Supreme Court,
Railroad Commissioner, Presidential Elector
for each Congressional District and two for
the State at large, and State Central Commit
vention and until their SUCCESSORS are elected.
The basis of representation shall be one del
eeate for every five hundred votes, or fraction
of $50 in excess thereof, cast in each Repre-
sentative district at the election in 1875 for
the Democratic candidate for President of the
United States: provided, that each Represen-
tative district shall be entitled to 1t least one
delegate, except in the City and County of St.
Louis, In which the ratio of Representation
shall be one delegate for every 400 votes or
fraction OF 200 in excess thereof cak t in said
city and county at the general election in 1878
for the Democratic candidate for Judge of the
Supreme Court.
In the City Of st. Louis delegates shall be
elected by wards. No ward to have less than |
one delegate.
The Democratic electors throughout the |
State are recommended to elect delegates to /
said Convention on Saturday, July TO- except |
IN the City of st. Louis, in which Saturday,
July IL, is recommended Is the proper time to |
elect delegates to said convention.
The Chairman and Secretary of each county
and Congressional Committee are requested to
forward Immediately their post-office address
to the Secretary of this Committee.
The Democracy of every school district and
county In the State are earneetlv urped IN or-
ganfze forthwith into Democratic clubs, and
notify the Secretary Of this Committee OF the
post office OF the President and Secretary Of
each club 50 formed.
By order Of the Committee.
lSigned] JOHN O'DAY, Chairman.
Attest: VIM. H. MAYO, Secretary.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
Perseverance VIII Tell!

StOughton, Mass, March 10th 1890
j. j. Kendall X Co., Gents: lin Justice to Won
and myself, think ought to let you know that
have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken
dall's SPAWN Cure" one very large one; don't
know how long the Spavin had been there. l
have owned the horse eight months. 1t took me
four months to take the large one of and two
The horse Is entirely well, not at all stiif and no
bunch to be seen or felt. This is q wonderful
medicine 1t is "a new thing here, but IL it does
for all what IL has done for me It's sale will be very
great. Respectfully yours,
OHAS. e. PARKER
Is sure in effects. mild in its action as It does
not blister and yet Is penetrating and powerful to
reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
bOny growth or any other enlargement, If used
for several days, such as spavins splifts. ourbs,
callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and all
enlargements ol the joints or limbs, or rheuma-
tism in man and for any purpose for which lin
iment for man or beast. 1t Is now known to be
the best llniment for man ever used, acting mild
strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the
year.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
remedy has ever met with such unqualified snc-
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price 81 per bottle. or Six bottles for S.. All Drug
gsts have 1t get 1t for you or 1t will be sent
to any address on receipt OF price by the prOpri-
etors DIR. b. j. KENDALL Il CO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendalls SPAWN Cure" is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and large number
OF prominent retail druggists.
AS- L. MORTIMER, New Bloomfield, agent for
Perry Co., Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
American and Foreign Patents.

GILMORE Il CO.. Successors to CHAPMAN
N HOSMER y CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured mall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANUF
No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi-
ti0nal fees for obtaining and conducting a re-
hearing. By recent decision of the Commits
Special attention given TO Interference Cases be-
fore the Patent office. Extensions before Con.
gress, infringement Suits in different States. and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents; Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co., ror pamph
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the u
s. General Land Office and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE- -EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to-. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 100 acre
pieces for sale, This Scripts assgnable and can
Government land subject to private entry, at
s125 per acre. 1t is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co..
W ARREARs OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
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to money from the Government Of which they
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Enclose stamp TO GILMORE 4 CO., and a full re.
ply'after examination, VII be given you free.
All OFFICERS, soLDIERs, and SAILORS,
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the Supreme Court OF the United States, the Court
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Each department OF our business Is conducted
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experienced parties. employed by the old tirm.-
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE y CO., is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deseryingit.
Address: GILMORE eco.
629 F. Street,
Washington. d. G.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

eY- Sunday school teacher, examining
on Book of Kings =" Now, can any
child tell me why Elijah ordered water
to be put on the bullocks on the altar Y''
Small boy, aged nine and-a-half:-
" Please, sur, to make the gravy with"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

81 This is getting to be well-padded
world " There are horse-pads, foot
pads, hip pads, liver pads, back pads, kid
ney pads, lung pads and stomach pads,
and some one will soon have a pad for
bald heads. AS a Dutchman might say,
" dis is too pad.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

ca A New York stone-cutter received
the following epitaph from German, to
be cut upon the tombstone of his wife:
" Mine wife Susan is dead, if she had
lived till mex Friday she'd been dead
shust two weeks. AS tree falls SO it
must stan."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
From Rev. N. p. Granger,

Presiding Elder of the st. Albans District
st. Albans. VT. Jan. goth, 1880.
DIR. j. B. KENDALL Il CO., Gents: = In reply
to your letter will say that my experience with
Kendalls SPAWN Cure has been very satisfactory
indeed. Three or four ears ago procured a bot.
tie of your agent, and with 1t, cured a horse of
horse became very lame and turned him out for
a few weeks when he became better but when
put him on the road he grew worse, when / dis
covered that ring. bone was forming, procured
q bottle OF Kendall's Spawn Cure, and with less
than bottle cured him so that lie is not lame
neither can the bunch be found.
Respectfully yours.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

IN OnnA MONTH guaranteed. sl2 a
V 4 nS$s Sss!'s %fss Y G: PsSs vs.
nHNEHEH land girls make money faster at
RVVVVIV Fwork for MS than at anything else.
" ~ " ~ The work is light and pleasant,
and such as any one can go right
at Those who are wise who see this notice will
send us their address at once and see for them
selves. Costly Outit and terms free. Now is the
time. Those already at work are laying up large
sums OF money. Address TRUE 4 CO., Augusta
Maine. 40 1y a
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

EB An exchange tells Of a girl that
hated her lover to such an extent that,
when he called to see her on Sunday
evening she threw her arms around his
neck and squeezed him almost to death.
The youth was so alarmed he didn't call
again until the next evening.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

RD' The best lip salve is kiss. This
remedy should be used with caution, as
it is liable to bring on an affection of the
heart.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Ca Now is the time to send presents
to the country cousins whom you visit
ed SO long last summer.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Eg- Josh Billings says !: T" Rats origi-
nally came from Norway, and nobody
would have cared If they had originally
staid there"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

gaT Old Deacon Dobson boasted that
he was always prepared for the worst, y
aud his neighbors thought lie got it
when he married his second wife.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

g3- An Irish drummer who now and
then INDUCED in noggin of poteen,
was accosted by the reviewing general:
What makes your nose so red ?''
" Place yer honor" replied Pat, :" /
always blush when 1 spake to gineral
officer.r
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
M . II II A UsS
Medicated extract of
MALT AND BEEF.

CURES Consumption, Diabetes, Brights Disease,
Epilepsy,iSt. Vltus's Dance, Scrofua If destruc.
tion Is not carried too far and builds up cOnstitu
LIONS ruined by eXcesses of whatever nature
Take u and add your testimonial to the thousands
already obtained, For sale by all druggists.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

lob PRINTING OF every description neatly
y and promptly executed at Reasonable Rates
at the Bloomfield Times Steam Job ONCE
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

ca They tell story about Yankee
tailor dunning man for the amount of
his bill. The man said he was sorry,
very sorry indeed, but he could not pay
him.
g Well,' said the tailor, g took you
for man who would be sorry, but if
you are sorrier than am, I'll quit"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Ca An English servant girl who, had
returned from the United States to visit
her friends at home, was told that she
looked really aristocratic, to which she
responded
:" Yes, in America all US domestics be-
long to the hire class.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

az I" Pa" said boy to his father,
what is meant by close relation ?''-
Close relations, my son." replied the
father, ARE relations that never give
you penny"
The boy said the old man then was
the " closest" he'd got.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

90" " Darling" she whispered, as he
bent his ears back to catch her tender ac-
cents, "won't you please go and buy
some of that elegant lace in the dry
goods window for me 2"
" Yes, my ownest," he murmured.-
He went by it all and never stopped
the unfeeling wretch
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

gDr A druggist sent his Irish porter
into darkened cellar. Soon after, hear
ing noise, he went to the opening and
called out,
" Patrick, keep your eye skinned ~
"Och divil an eye'' roared Pat, " but
it's me nose that's skint entirely
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

icy A politician who was kicked down
a fight of stairs the other day, said he
felt as though his seat had been con-
tested.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
NJ OR H A U'S
MALT FARlNA,

The best food for infants and the most nutri.
tous diet for invallds. Contains all the muscle
and bone making elements of wheat, barley and
Deei. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily -di
sale by all druggists. Price, so cents
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE!

THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER
discovered. as 1t Is certain in its effects and does
not blister. Read Proof Below.