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, 1880-01-05

FOltlluN.
Special Dhpateh to 1hs Chicago Tribune,
LIvENPoOt, Jun. 3-ll:3J u. m.-FL0uII-Nu. l, Lat
No. 2, lia III. ..
spring. N liz ld M. - tn III, white, No, l. liz lpl
No. =. III tdi club. No. lsa sdt Nu2 hs Sd Corn
Old, No. ]. ~ III.
IIyENrouI. Jan. a-Nxcning. -CoTroy-Ao,ivc md
ftn ~ l5.lt37 li-lGd; sulut, 0II basus, spocula-
tiun una uxl,ort, 2lUu; American. RaA
LAhI1-AmsTlc1n. 1h M.
lyOSpaN, JHn, ,a--3EGAH-C1ntf(ugn sSa Gd21ax vi.
rErHnLEux-ltuhned, IT'D.
LtSsEEn Ult-s7s.
AXTwHnr, JIM. nu.a-ikrnnttuM-aoNf
Tho fnluwlng wuF0 socuivud by tho Chicago board
OF Tradss
LIvEurnnt, Jan. 3-,i:1 a, m.-tIour. i0s GlsEss-
Wheat-wtn.or ln 9ls'ls 7il spring. IN aieIls ID,
whtto. i1s adsllB HI, nlub lla Ul.ts Ill., Curi-O!d,
u FL. pnrk, tah. Lar. As ILL.,
LvKIltslut. Jan. a-lzm.-Whcat. hettcr tone. Cor,
aass ut #, .MsNy M MhS4s.sdM @ ~ Tn!sr i. ~ III
Mheai lo.lssas; GSi itS5 .a,!
ss IT. 5of s G i, o!ss u NJ 10 asts eSa1 si
:G!l :sS.s csss. raifow ii ID. chSusa 'il; IT:
i.nsiloS, Jim. I-i.lvEMpt,.,l.-Wheat t,sn,. Corn
quiet Car.,,us on Wheat und corn quiet Cur
goea 0n pasaags-Whaat vury quos-
NEW York,
NEW YnNK, Jan. A-Fl.0l!N-ilull, receipts, ltnm
bra; super Etal0 and Wrsturn. soA0s51st c1mntnn
u rhutcu extra &i!09kd1, good ~ ci,ucs &Asu4Jl;
whtp wheat sxtnl, tdaka..W extra Ohlu, slsoA
~. W. touls sl1sts1o; Munosota patsns procsss,
7..5slAA
0tAts-Whuat unsettled aAd lowsr, receipts. T6nM
but ulurausd spring, sltkfslt NJ. d. quoted a.
sl.3lQlt3s unaEuaca wtnteF Tsd. slI1AsItai Nu do
gvotsl at u. .tks13t, No. dr. {ia; tft uxEa.les
ssS5 Sa$ slsS.It!; ~. Y ri. jsSaa!y. t.aiss ;91
@b, @ faa a l: Ssef4ry ass !, s,.s xane, u g.
Turn mtss!ataly ao!tvo' Esssipts, lla1n tut M
HglS, FsGf1ary IN @,ass May ;llsss s!;';ilx Y ih
Wessvssi. alaalHc; .whitu 10, A4sa3i.
HAY-Qutel and drui Ut 1As1se,
l1U1'4-butl and n1n1lu4l
GAUc11lks-EUNYo dull and Unclaimed. Sugar
, 1880-01-05

DETROIT, inn. 1-t'nAlN-Whnnt heavy, cStrn
noninnis Nh. white, tlafi Jan,nry, el!I9I. Frrn-
nry, sl11t Mnrri,, &l!j April, tLts1 a*krIt Atay,
S1A hSk0u. REcs.pts @1lU hu; aliirmunts, luW bu.
, 1880-01-05
COMMERCIAL.

The following were tho receipts md shipments
OF tho lca,ltng articles Of rr1Nluco II, this city
during the twcnty-kour hours ending ut O'Clock
Saturday morning:
, 1880-01-05

Special phpateh to 1As Chicago Tftbttn<.
KANaAs CITY, No., JAn- x--tlRA1N-Ths Prtes
Current reports whsst raospts At shipments,
5En but omsri No. casn, 3l7l, january, sL13; No.
ousll, tLtl4; January, 6L14. Corn-AYcalpts, 9Agla
pui ahptaSnts, A7ta but Woaki No. cash. &i98eI
, 1880-01-05

0SNYItGN

IsnTANAr0E1s inn. A-tlnAIN-Whcnt Ntenfys
ted tt.349l.Tk. Corn tlEm At a3c. Oats firm at s76
, 1880-01-05

OswEHo, N. T. inn. a-uHAfN-Wheht atcndy ,.
Corn numtnnliy unchAhRedt Wost0Fn mircd, COc.
, 1880-01-05
HTOcKH.

BTOcKa.
Hook ls,and .1Egl 1eon MnuntAn...... 61M
Lhnnrin. ..........lQ St. J.. snn Frhn 4GA
Entt Wayne at. L. X \. f." pfd...,. hN
t!ltas's '' e. IL t. N. 3...
G,so SsS' ia'"n iarii's
Ncx & HSE 'ee; Central ;ai raeIe "sse'G sostc S
ilhrieni. .sIM lNDrthern l,Nc. UNI NJ y.
!sSs.is seashs!;;;..::::: ifaa.t"n 1es"s.... S1
Michigan Central..... EAj.YeAtefn Union: lQ
Erie p1sioifed.:.:: sfsIl as.o TO-
Notthwcstai. pid.. .lT itcnaine: -.
It, Es" .,6i f.o.
* .sa' s!on. tiy: s !n!tsa s.stes...:: ::::
81. l.. Il. C., pfd.... n |tuIckaivsF.. +t.... 8s4
bel, Lack. i WoBtnsn. ~ Quicksilver. pfd......
MOrTs 4 EsRE2. ll.Chdyl1IG IN
New 1creey Ctntrtt,. a Y. r. nErts ...llRA
Ihasap.akc i UEa.. :. b i.ci.sI t Nikrsbarrn.iiI
Mneile 6 nh9. ?Hf Sir. ?. &. i.ts... w
Az" IT, Tsfss r,efesse fs4"sa assi:st
Wnb.t Il. i. ~. t!4 llnnieatako ........ =
"; i;nn;ts VI Il t. t. Rfs.:. s s.nas1, ssntsas,S; NJ
NoTE-Wiisra therc ara no xalos i ao viii 0o made
In place OF quotation.
FonE10x.
LONDON. jim. 1-5 p. nt,-Consols, nj lilo.
American etGlrttfes-New r., 1naH: 4ha, 40:
4, loe: Illinois ccntrnt lG; lcnnsylvanin Cc,s-
trnl, -; Erie. az; seconds, 0l; keatling, 37A.
Tic bullion withdraw, from tho iiank Of En-
glnnd an nnlnncc tu-tlny WIS iG3,u00.
PARIS, jan. p.-RCutCa, Htf Coz.
, 1880-01-05
1sE{bT2fA,

PEORIA. Ill. Jan, x-unAlR-Corn sctivs and
n.u.' now hsh mixed. assl4<a, new MIXED N9tSaso.
, 1880-01-05
TOLEDO,

ToLEno, O.. Jun. n-0NAIN-Wheat fruort No. 2
rod wntur. spot md Januury. s!4i February sLEsS;
Anrci, sis4i May, sla1I Western amber, sl*a No.
3red nltxel, HE Corn ttmort high u,Ixud. AF&o'
NJ, .iM. +Io, ,Arrl! HAc, May, f73tc' 1oiesied.
I'll ovsn.sEEn.-is s. III i; 1 e Sos, No. Hss
H@sl,.fs-whoas, n.on bu, oor,,, elyom bu, oats.
siiIpIENrS-Whoat mono, corn, 900 bu; cuts, L.
Qb tQ. .'
, 1880-01-05

CINCINNATI. O., Jan. 1-CorruN-FiEtn ut l?>fc.
FLnuit-Iul ntd unchanNedI fnullly, SAasaG.k0j
fancy. F7.dL
filsAlN-Whoat hr1n ut tlltalHL Corn stronger, 70
Ge+tc. Outs qulet ut 4a4Ic Ayo irm at u4sIu UAr-
Icy !Irrnsr ut po.
FlOvlal0NB-f'Ork dull md nominal Mt si12o,
I.ard quiet nj N.J!H bulk moats Eu!ot and un-
ennuGd, Shoulders. a, coar ribs td1t, clear hldUs.
Ek%H: l!Meon guilt ma ; nncha%nxsa, nc % draen meAu
WiilKKT-ln H.ud demand vt t!,M.
NUTCEH-kufut md M.ehAh4Ol.
AtSEEku Ul1<-ElFuI ut 76e.
, 1880-01-05

BUFFALO,,
nrrrALo. Jan. a-t,ltAts-No transactions; prices
numinally unchanged.
PETROLEUM.
CLEVELAND. o., Ian. 3.-t'ErH1tErM-stead
guuiHtlons unchanged; standard whltc no test, Ne.
uIL ClTy, l'n., Inn. 5.-rErtul EtM-Tho hntkct
opened ut ll04 hid, nhvhncel - $1]& tHrlfned and
csed ut fH4 lid lnr Oil rllipnl0nts. 11Mn, avGr-
nr!nK Ahtatl: trRnsactlUnst 1ll0tt
HTTHnllst,. IAN. n-iEr,ttlLE LEUM--t}nletl crnde
Il l6}x Mt l'nrknrs for shlpmunt; rethud, BSSsAo,
Philadelphia delivery.
DRY GOODS.
NEW YORK. Inn. 1.-AEcnta nro runkng fair tev-
cries Of cottNn nnd w0ocn goods account Ut back
urslers. but new Gt,sIness continues light. Cott9n
E1las quiet md firm. Medium lrtnts nrn nF1 sought
for; tut f0w shown hA yet by haDrl* Nn!lhn NnUss
nr1 In lll1t demand and firm. The ftItff'in snyA
Harmony MGdum a,id light fancy prints opaned 1t
BHc"
WOOL.
HosToN, Jan. J-W0Uf-ln good demnnd; Ohio md
rcnnsylvaa. ssas.e, Michigan extsn md No. |. 47ss
&scl Wisconsin. 4ss4i.<o, Dciawaro md conblnE,
41lsot tuD-WasEed, 4JG.
TURFENTINIr.
WtLM1T1T0N, Jan. a-Sptlttrs TpnrESTISE-
Firm at lsc.
, 1880-01-05
BALTIMORE.

= IftNIA IIH1NIkEEt
NALrIMonR Jun. 3.-FLouM-3toady and un-
cEunKed.
Observation-Disclosures frm for spot, futures
eastur, No Wesiotn winter rcd. spot md january,
$lhlssl.Sxj Fehruury, eHrSab1.taD{{ March. 3l.Gko
1.U.i. Corn-Wuntern steadY, Western mixed. spot
md january, L1,4a5isic February. 6}saxoi MARCH,,
sUatzt{c, yleumer ksaAsMc Oats dM md steadyt
Woatcrn white. 4a,t7c; dU Hlikod. 4t1Gcs Ponnsyl-
vania. 4tzt7c. 1typ qututt sl.0l
ttAy-unel,nnRod.
Iu0vistuSs-QnIet and unchanged.
lurrtH-QuietI prime to cho!ca Western packed. q
Qcsu, rn. e1aate.
EGnA-Ilu!., f!esh, aha?sct lined. 151lGc,
PET1tDLEusi-Unchnnget
EUFYEE-&lutctt iD eatt1t1es, l441G1Sc-
EuHAlt-FTrsi: Il BOft, ~,
WittsKy-QnlGt Mt 3l.la.fG1t.H-
FNEtullrs-Io Liverpool y gtoanor, dull Ind un-
chnnEeA. -
", HlJ hui nnts. !, ~ hui ryp, l,MN Iii.
SllIpMESTB-WsleuL lAAJ bur eOfu A0tWO hu. ENlc0,
whent, III, HI bui coFn, III. III bti.
, 1880-01-05


Er. Louis, Jan. Observation-Disclosures. ...
URAIH-Wl.rnt lower; No. r1ai, $blx cnsh; u .sS4
Jnmunryt sL4.GpAli liU{ February .+N March,
NJ. do, s1.a.aM. Corn betterI &4Ah5{u csaht sSdt
3S5o February Esso May. Oats d1Iit 3o cash. ttyO
timer, Esc bld narIay unchanged.
Wu1aKy-lI!sher ut &lB*
lttt,viAtoNs-lnrk duh NJ $rs,5l lard nominal.
Dry salt meaks dull ut H.l1 ad+j4aba alaaaagS ba-
CHI nominal. ....
HilFMEsiH-Fi blOl lrlai, wIsnI SUD bu, eorn,
EUrruS-FItm; niiid1nE, Eci saios, Ll00 bsles,
receipts, 3uU, xupmurts. J,tU; 4tuck, 73,lN
, 1880-01-05

l.ur1svILLs. ky- Jan. At 12c.
FL0FH-S4rUnR.
GllAlS-Whent ilr1n ut tLfa&l11 Corn Grni, whIte,
&af n,l1eA, 4sc Uats qaas but atoa1yi white, 1oj
mixed. 4lo 1tye Hrn, 1T bac.
tIAf-hlendy, with FUR dv,nand ut st5Ual&m
plsovI5luHB-rork arm ut sIa5nklLM Iard flrmI
cho,cs loaf, ti1rco, B4et do kex Asv3{c Nqlkuoats
atuadyt shoulders. Ixt4tto, ocaf-sl. 86Bfoi euar.
N. N4tDE seaEc9 md nO!nlhAl uan4-suxHF.
cured. 1As luN
WAtbKY-&lM,
, 1880-01-05
BOSTON

I1osTt,N, Mass., jan. a-fL0uit-Stoady and nrnat
prcea unchanged.
tiNAIN-CorH quctt new, E5RGiot old, gs}faMo, Oats
hru NJ. nnd nxtnl wh!tU, &2a5sci No.3 white, tf9
tlc No. Mhlta, and No. 7u,txcd &s1Hu. Nye no,nt-
.MECktpss-glour d,s1 brss corn lt,an but wheat,
l7,Nllu.
, 1880-01-05
SS So pEEaaEF;;}DR. KEAN,

1873 South Clafk-8t, Chicago,
cou9ust personally OF By NATL Tree Of charge on e
chronic, nervous special dtsHa13s. Dr. J. keAh ID
ths only phyalclsn Ia le city Whu warrants eufss oS
NJ p&y,
, 1880-01-05

BUFFALO,,
nt1FrALo. Jan. a-tiltAtN-No transactions, prices
nuuilnnlly unchanged.
, 1880-01-05
ss.t,'e. Jlesa.: shtsE q. ~ H9r:,s -;
iBu. ........,..... .2liiM 5N.G Gl.faa 15.S1

CATrI.E-Manday's market wnn active md strong.
sa1d Tsst sales were effected d m ~ asanss O.
hay. Mondays n.lvHncn WIS Inst and intor In tho week
theirs further .otanlAE nf prlcns II Eyml,4thy
wus,s!alnuh actyity taronviSn. sd a!taouE inr
lilly iibctsl tho cl0ro uf sncli day ,nw but
litn stuck loft uveT. Az to Tnallty. Tho snrn1y wnH
pN!t answering % the descrpnn fr e cI,oleg nd
Thsrs wore Tbpral purchases by Uxporturs nt 500
59, nnd, H. few tnsnnceA. Ea1es were ntluc!a1 n
6.l.S. and ftesIurs ut t2.hMt3l0 There was quiet
mhrkot IN eaurtay. n!d pfices ran9inea E WINK nnd
, 1880-01-05

were nnsiuts c1osn our lcnE tho last day Of tho
:Sniy bnyers Erssh. tro WEEK whs .tsay ths ofes.
n, iMskeyh trrstct. M icc pnr II. ducks 'sr'tc fssn
ref NJ gHcsot dressed! +ate er urnislc chtckrns.
hItl, ~ {f0t lcr y.
SEEl'S-rtmushy wna f'trrr. SnvcEnt orders wcrn
tcrGlvet Nn. nxctpi few lDts fL rsNrr. np,.a wns
offered Trims Hnld 1t fa'Ttk"?t nnd rhntcU , Sns
q1lnttA hI4FiGr. Efhrrr wnt tINlet nk N.MtAII Tho
supply wns anll. and ttpro stO ltlll fur tho
, 1880-01-05

:, ,,p0rAToEsEysteq qnlgt and unsh.n.sd. Psaeh:
n4M4 were b1lH1H Ut &C IN ours tE2Ek aud Vt hlH
W. ir1n .toIv ha EucsIpts coas!aus sluatl but ap
FFoULTMY AND GAMs-wsrs stov and weak,
Ghs SOFT UsAthsr WA lnJuzlng stoek. and ho3dcn
, 1880-01-05
t.cnv6. l Atfivp.

11lnnn I1ntUI Cnrs arc run through, between Chl.
cnI, md Council bsuts, On te train leaving cllcaEo
nj tI.;p n. m.
Mo Uthor road rims Pullman Of nny other form Of
hDto cArH wEst Uf Ehlcn0n.
n-tJcpnt corner OF Wells nnd KtnIio-sts.
b-ucpUt corner Of Canal md KInse-sts.
ChtcnTn, 1IurIihRton Il Quincy Railroad.
IT.. md Cnnak nnd Sl1tsenth ITS. Ticket UEIcos 10
Clrrk-st. nfl1 Mt dDpOts.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
Brutal IIazIng.

AT one Of the colleges in New York
State, says The Pittsburgh Tslc0naps,
q few years ago, a Freshman was
rendered insensiblc aud his health
seriously injured b. The efforts Of sew
eral upper cIassmen to @smoke him
out "a phrase well understood by all
college men. The Freshman had a
strong stomach, and for a long time
the tobacco smoke had no effect upon
him. Finally the upper classmen
bound him in a chair, with his body
SO bent over that his face was nearly
between his knees. Alarge spittoon
was placed between his feet, and into
this was put quantity Of rank TO-
bacco, some wooden rags (torn from,
the Fresbman's undershirt,) and a
little oil. This compound was light.
cd, and the victim was enveloped in
q blanket reaching to thc floor. Long
glass tubes from the College laboratory
were pushed under the blanket into
the spittoon, and blowing through
these caused u thick column Of black
and vile smoke to ascendsdireclyin
the Freshman's face. To the sur
prise Of his tormentors, even this de-
vice failed to effect its object, and
when the blanket was finally re-
moved the Freshman was found in
sensible. Alarm took the place Of
innocent pleasure" in the minds Of
the upper classmen, and they worked
as hard to restore their victim to
consciousness as they had before to
make him insensible. 1t was q long
time before the Freshmen recovered,
and he felt the effect Of his brutal
treatment for months.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
Talk Aro,uud II.

An old lawyer was giving his adj
vice to his son, who was just enter
ing upon Che practice of his fathers
profession.
"My son." said the counsellor, off
you have case when the law is
clearly on your side, but justice seems
against you, urge upon the court and
jury the vast Importance Of sustain
ing the law. If on the other hand,
you are in doubt about the law, but
your clients case is founded in JUS
tice, insist on the necessity of doing
justice, though the heavens fall.p
"But," asked the son, show shall I
manage a case where both law and
justice are dead against me?"
SIN that case, my son, talk round
it, talk round it,"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
strong JanIe.


The Berwickshire journals, in 1874,
gave much information concerning
this remarkable man. Though short
Of stature, he possessed prodigious
Strength, which earned for him the
familiar cognomen Of Jamie Strong"
or "strong JAMIE A writer in the
Berwick Adrertiser said: "lYe have
heard him state that the greatest
weight he everlifted from the ground
was los stone, and that he had lifted
IS stone with one hand, When the
Forarshiere Militia were encamped
at Eyemouth, he went to see an &C.
quaintance among them. While there
dancing-master was boasting much
of his strength, whereupon one Of
the soldiers, knowing Stuart, engag-
ed to provide a drummer who would
| lift more than the boaster could.
Stuart, dressed as a drummer, was
broughtin. A pieceof ordnance was
lying before them, which the dancing
master raised to the perpendicular,
and then allowed to fall. He asked
the drummer whether he could do
that. Stuart pretended that he was
not very sure that he could; but
placing his arms around the cannon,
he raised it entirely from the ground,
and carried il some distance. At
another time, when at Velvet Hall,
near Berwick, some countrymen were
laboring to geta car laden with hay
out ola miry holeint which by some
accident it had stuck fast, Stuart
was appealed to for assistance. He
desired them all to stand aside, and,
going underneath the cart, removed
it with its load to the opposite side
Of the road" This extraordinary
man (it isayerred in many quarters)
actually went fddling about the
country till near one hundred and
fourteen years old. A small sum was
then collected for him, toward which
the Queen and the late Sir Robert
Peel contributed. Stuart declared
that he "hadna been sac weel off this
hunder year." At length his career
closed lie died at Tweedmouth on
the 18th of April, 1914, and was
burid on the 18th, in the presence Of
a vast concourse of spectators. The
Berwick Advertiser, a few days afte.
ward, contained an advertisement re.
lating to statuettes of the veteran.-
Chambers'8 Journal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
EINCTURN.
a9gNAHRNOlsHDVLDsT HOW RESTORED

Justpuhlished, a. new edition OF DIR.
CulverWeil's Celebrated Essay on
the radical cure without medicine) Of
Spermatorrhea or Seminal Weakness, In.
voluntary Seminal Losses, Impotency,
Mentala and Physical 1ncapacity, 1mpedi,
ments TO Marriage, ETC.; also Consumption,
Epilepsy and Fits, induced by self-indulg.
ence or sexual extravaganza, &c.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thirty
years successful practice, that the alarm
ing consequences OF self-abuse may be rad.
ically cured without the dangerous use OF
internal medicine or the application OF the
knife; pointing out a mode OF cure at once
simple, certain and efectual, by means Of
which every sufferer, no matter what his
condition may be, may cure himself cheap.
ly, privately and radically.
"a" This Lecture should be in the hands
of every youth and every man in the land
Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, To
any address, postpaid, on receipt OF six
cents or two postage stamps.
Address the Publishers,
HE CULvERWELL MEDICAL COMPANY
Al Ann ST., New York; P. 0. Box, 1886.
july2-1y.s
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
Boys, Don't smoke.

When boys are advised not to
smoke on hygienic grounds, they
laugh at the advice, and speak of its
givers as old fogies. But careful ex-
periments, lately made by q physi-
clan Of repute, prove that the prac-
tice is very injurious. He took for
his purpose 3S boys, from 8 to is who
had been in the habit of smoking,
and examined them closely. In 81
he found obvious hurtful effects, %
having various disorders of the cir
culation and digestion, palpitation
of the heart, and more or less craving
for strong drink; IL of the boys were
frequently troubled with bleeding at
the nose; 10 had disturbed sleep; 12
had slight alterations of the mucous
membrane of the mouth, which dis.
appeared after the discrimination
OF tobacco for ten or twelve days.
The physician treated them all for
weakness and nervousness, though
with littleavail, until they had re-
linquished smoking, when health
and strength were speedily restored.
Even if it be granted that smoking
is not harmful to adults, there is no
doubt of its harmfulness to the young.
DIR. Ranking, DR.. Richardson, and
others, who have made q special
study of the subject, all agree in de.
claring that it causes in them iln.
pairment of growth, premature Vi
tally, and physical degradation
One of the worst effects is the provo
cation of an appetite for liquor,
which, indeed, is not confined to the
young, but which grown persons are
better able to manage. Where boys
drink to excess, they are almost in
variably smokers; and it is not rare
to find a man overload Of spirits
who is not addicted to tobacco. Men
who want to give up smoking at the
same time; for they say a cigar or q
pipe generally excites desire for Ii
quor very hard to control.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
heating a IsaiIroa d


good "driyes was perpetrated on
a Connecticut Western conductor a
few days ago. A man boarded the
train at way station and paid his
fare to point a few miles distant
On reaching his destination lie con-
cluded to proceed to a further station
and finally continued on until he
reached Winsted. Each time he
paid his fare in cash toll the conductor,
instead of buying a ticket at the sta
ton, although by this means the
passage cost him considerably more.
AT last the conductor spoke 10 him
of this and suggested that it would
be economy for him to purchase a
ticket and asked him why he didn't.
"Well," said the passenger, an
tell you. Some time last summer, l
got into a little trouble with this
company and they used me mighty
meanly, so | just said to myself,
"That Connecticut Western Comp.
any won't never get another red
cent Of my money if | live a humid
red years.; and they won't, andthat's
why 1pay my fare to the conduct
ors."
The conductor dropped the CONVEX
sation at that point.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

An Ohio woman, before drowning
herself in shallow trough, strapped
her head down in, the water, for fear
shat her courage might fail her when
she began. to smother,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

A fervent religious advocate spoke
in terms of reproof and exhortation
to duh looking man, who retorted
with: "see here, old fellow, the Lord
and me are on pretty good terms with
each other, but advise you to look
after YOURSELF old man, look after
yourself"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

81 DEAL" remarks the merchants; "a
cut" adds the carpenter; 81 turnir
spades" says the gardener; 81 pass
observes the railroad superintendent
u lead hearts," adds the beau; 81 fol
low suit" chirps the tailor, with his
little bill; Il trumpet" chimes the
cornet player; "You cur" shouts the
butcher, as the dog ran off with a two.
pound steak. Thus many classes
seem to be game Of.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
Commercial Printing.

We keep in stock full line Of Commer-
cial Stationery, which VIC are prepared to
furnish in any style desired. Envelopes,
Cards, Letter Heads, Note Heads, Bill
Heads, Checks, Drafts, Notes, Statements,
Bills OF Lading, Dray Books, Shipping,
Books and all other variety OF work need
ed by business men furnished on short
notice, Printing for Salt Furnaces and
Coal Companies, a speciality.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

A little fellow, turning over the
leaves of a scrap-dook, came across
the wen-kown picture of some chick.
ems just out of their shell. He ex-
amined the picture carefully, and
then with q grave, sagacious look,
slowly remarked: "They came out,
cos they they was afraid of being
boiled.n
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

No language can expressive power
and beauty and horoism and majesty
Of a mothers love, 1t shrinks not
where man covers, and grows strong
or where man faints, and over the
wastes of worldly fortune sends the
radiance of its quenchless fidelity
like star in heaven.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

u saw the picture ola woman, who
looks for all the world like you, in a
downtown photograph window, to-
day." said a West Slider to his wife,
recently And before he hardly got
his breath she innocently inquired,
"Who was it of-Mrs. Langtry?"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
Poster Printing.

We prepared to do hand-bill printing
from double-sheet poster, down to the
smallest dodger. Programmes printed in
the best styles known,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

All, it is sweet thing to get close
to trusting, loving heartl But oh,
it is an awful thing to get there and
then betray it'll
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

A boy can imagine almost every
thing; can lug an old shotgun about
all day, without firing at a living
thing, and be under the impression
that he's having ahowling good time.
But all attempts to induce a boy to
imagine that he's killing Indians
when he is sawingwood have proved
futile.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

Jake Jackson'sG ubernatorial boon,
seems to be taking fresh and vigor.
Gus start.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

A little six-year Holyoke boy as.
tonished his mother by exclaiming:
81 wish Twas an angel" Wondering
what holy thoughts were filling his
young mind, she waited for reason.
"Then l could see all the circuses at
once."-
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16
P A T e N 7 S

obtained for new inventions, or for i'm.
proyements in old ones. Caveats, Trade.
Marks and oil patent business promptly at.
tended to.
Inventions that have been reject.
ed may still, in most cases, be patented by
us. Being opposite the U. IS. Patent Office,
and engaged in Patent business eYcl,sirely
we can secure patents in less time than
those who are remote from Washington
and who must depend upon the mails in
all transactions with the Patent Office.
When inventors send model or sketch
we make search in the Patent Office and
advise as to its patentability free of charge,
Correspondence confidential, prices low,
and no charge unless Patent is OBJ.
tanned.
We refer to Hon. Postmaster General
d. NJ. Key, Rev. +. D. Power, to officials in
the y. S. Patent Office, and especially ia
our clients in every State OF the Union and
in Canada. For special reference, terms,
advice, &c, Address
70. A. SNOW q CO.,
Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. G.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

A Chester Valley young lady is
the owner of several Gala lilies, the
roots of which were procured for her
great-grandfather from the banks of
the Nile.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-06-16

The covetous man is as much de.
priyed of what he has as what he has
not, for he enjoys neither.