The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-12-04
'rEuIS AND 'rHAT.

kindred evils-Poor relations.
"A matter Of course--A horse race.
-Justifable profanity Swearing Off
"A hollow nockery-A mismatched
stovepipe.
The bump of acknowledgements rail-.
way collision.
--Chiuamen raise peanuts by the car load
in California.
Did the nun who struck an attitude
get hurt2
If you want 10 make your coat and
pants last, make your vest first.
The sign "Beware OF Dog Is stuck up
that he who reads NAV run.
We have seen a Aght of pigeons. Did
you ever see hight Of stairs9
The butcher compacently smncks his
chops as he meats the demand Of his custo-
mers.
-Demagcd by water-The life insurance
company when one of its policy holders is
drowned.
Why is the discovery Of the North pole
like nm Illicit whskey manuiactory9 Be-
cause it is a secret still.
Why is the letter the most hoperrl in
the alphabetP Because it is the end of error
and the beginning of right.
The man who vos confined in the attic
of a iail swore he would bring an action n.
Rainst the keeper for garroting him.
W. ro LA - 49, c,..
''e "'""3' '''' w '''' "u' oe7' 'o0'
forward. mule always puts his best foot
l. -, -, -. 4.
oa'h"ur"' ah" ne puts u strohs
The American Indian readily acknow.
lol,vos ,i,,, oi,;li;,,,. l., s,,a,,,o. 80 ,,,. l,
io"ges 'he c'Vil'z'hg 'hnuences OF tue s'oVe-
pipe hat' atd he puts II on the head oil hiA
squaw'
what do you use your fingers Tor when
you blow your nose? asked a gentleman OF
Oootblack. "Do yer expect me to blow my
nose with my legs, sayY
H-NG I,n one should have horses horse ted Up IN tfe
Horse Powders can he bought OF any druggist
'or 20 cents Huur"h'eeu 10 cure
i"e s'"' pug worm as er"'in Is to
P'"ee" oy sp'"er VI sapl'n'eS an" Gun
""s' -'eN' We ''"y eNPee' '"e ia''ies""ee
!" ,"o'e' anu pe"'is "ht '"e" '"e Pe'P'o
WEI sour 'h 'hs whoie '"Sh'oh'
Virginia has raised 400 900 bushels 4
,
peanuts TINS year. Just ABOUT enough 10
keen unte counting couple in ammunition
Tor month"; ana nearly enough TO supply
circus for n thousaud wears making the lih
:,
eral allowance ol SIX nuts to gla slui.
A5- Where are your crutehes uncle .Here
they are-showlug John bottle of NJ. B. Ro.
berts' Em6roca'iVn You don't sny that three
ed you of your rheumatism so you con walk
without your crutehesf do, and thank
in the Siar last week.
If you ask boy to break up piece of
lump coal so as tn keep himself from frees.
ing, he regards his lot as one of exceptional
''arusiriPj but let him fnd u torpedo lying
stone until the preparation stands in great
drops upon his forehead or an explnson re-
lleyes him from his selC.anpoiuted task.
"A New York publisher has issued
hnoL a,titI.J aIT,,v Il, pay CburcI D.,hts -
1t may I'LL long felt want, but the idea Of
,.hrr,I,.s ham, IN doLt ,yi;l Ia na,y 10 ,,ost
a 90 "N'' "'' ~ ~" W ''S'o
people. 1t is probably intended for pew
l. III. ,,l,., o., - o,.o,r,
- .,n,n,nn,o +. ,na o,I han ,o,n \.
scnt away for the summer 2" mo Iharlie;
Uui ta MY eS SHa @SG ha, wTi, Ige neMTd papa
a rne time when he sent the old hen away for
beJ sa ur,np " yivr him, ose 'iTie nf stnas VIII
cherry and Huarhound for his cold: telling
then She laid Tor papa"and onIy ior his having
Hosile OF Roberts Em6rocalI3n In the house,
=
leellng preVades your system, when~you
huve n ndisincIinntinn IN ,nove ahott vvhan
:" w "'N' "oN
you have an adherence of exercise, your
I,yor il tor,,J ,o, or. ur,yaIl" NJ, m
"'S' 10 '''P"' -" "S uS Il"
old father, whose son was affected in this
,v,v and sb,w.d all the sv,nu,ons dascriI,..d
I,,, H.. d,o,,r 80 'Iira,n, o,i,,io
,,Si,,.o ~, a.. ,a-;., ,ia, IN.
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It iSAes very lively work fnr some oi us to
Keep Go'G ., our 1 t,eke6s sb o, a,.sUn srsS.
AMI Consumption = but the number Of these
n J oeTn ssGny Ls,ine ssee 30 INA 'y ns
he time ly use OF since ar, Wild Cherry aud
8, esniS i0' s"'' " "''uiuss''''' - anu
"A Young officer had embarked on board
A mau-of-war with a detachment of his
.,,;,,,..,,, c,, a Co,,i,,r s,,,,i,n ~. ,,,.,;,
'Ns'''"' ~ s 80 PN''N
OF the vessel happening, in his hearing, TO
=. A.. .,,,.,,,., ~ ,,,.t,f. -,
or'e', Ior the PurP''e Vi "aA'hg siShals
AN ensign TO be hoisted at the mizzen leak
=, -,
the slinpie youth exclaimed wen, I'm
not first ensign for duty-that's one COM
fort"
eA- For your Gold take
FaT SonS ~ 'nn,,S I ,SEs "'N i''1i'0
Sines' lar, Mild cherry and Hoarhound.
sines lar. ~ iii cherry and Hoarhound.
Tor sore L;ngs take -
Sold by Druggists, rs and So cents
1t is an amusing SIGHT to see fresh
man come up to his desk in the drawing
academy, aud finding it occupied by a stern
looking sophomore, stand guzlng at him ten
minutes, aud then, bracing up, limidly ask
him. Are YOU sitting here?"
There is bran in all meal and there are
dregs in old wine. All roads must at times