The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-03-11
VARIETIES.
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VARIETIES.
Dead locks: false hair.-Chicago
Journal.
sTFo stop . man from talking Cut
his said off.
The women who do fancy work
doa,t fa1ey works@ II so
IA fellow can't dig CLAIMS without
moving mussel.-Cincinnati CONNER
=" Neither married nor single" is
the way they class widowers in Maine.
free Press. y ,sIl
nj habits gather by unseen degrees
As brooks make rivers, rivers run to
seas.-DTydea. =. 49, =, ---.s ~
And now q Boston physician says
that long walke before breakfast bring
on dyspepsia
The person who retires with the
mmust have a warm bed-fellow.-
Rochester lErpress.
Anybody can give advice. Taking
1t IS the difficult part of the job.-NesO
Orlea,ss Hcdyune.
You can telegraph all the way to
Cape Town, South. Africa, now, but it
costs $2.S7} word.
The ague tackles a man with
hearty "Shake, old boy; glad to see
you. u."-Neso Orleans Ricaystne. p
Idiot fringe will be the favorite
style OF hair dressing among our most
advanced swells this summer.
when you make . note of hand,
Niee only on one side of the paper.
Leave the other side for the indorser.-
Nhee Rsess. - - Sa s
An invisible hair-net is not invisi-
bic by long shot when carried along
/. the street on q young mans coat-but-
ton--fkee Press. "
s4.sT rise for Information" said q
member Of a legislative body. al am
very glad to hear il, - said o bystander,
yssAo' man wants it mora" ~~-ea
: 1Dsyan wross that half the rood
feeling in giving was In the keeping still
about it, but there were only q few.
newspapers in those days. =
"A young man at Canton, Ohio. has
sued his own mother for so, 900 for
slander- She circulated report that
he was drunken and thievish.
I'm former times offenders against
the law were put into the stocks; now
adays it is first stocks and then law
breaking. Boston Transcript.
There is nothing more disgraceful
than that an old man should have moth
ing to produce, rs . proof that he has
lived long, except his years. Seneca.
1T is said titles can be bought
abroad for from one hundred to i've
hundred dollars. The Norristown her
aid says this doesn't include the title of
. agentleman.
=" What q woman can. do. us the
title Of an article in. an exchange, but
whist We want to know is, what q wom-
an can't do when she makes up her
mind,zM- =. Aail. ,,-s---sr--i
-Rorney,s hogress copies the fol-
lowing epitaph from q tomb near Yer
saills6: Except IN 1855, during which
for several days abe took Lessons on the
piano, her life was without STAIN"
to statistics lately pub
hshed by the Health Department. of
New York City, it appears that Burling-
ton. Ia, is the healthiest city in. the
United States; Stockton, Cal, stands
next frory,rIt rFtTI>yT EETfrr
TO have the bride stand under a
norM horse shoe, and each usher wear
. tiny one ON the lapel of his coat, in
stead of the old fashioned boutonniere,
is the newest development in the horse
shoe mania. ,-..
1The happiness of your life depends
upon the quality of your thoughts;
therefore guard accordingly, and take
care that you entertain no notions un-
suitablsto virtue and reasonable nature.
sAascsss ARtpnSEs. sS
N-On flat in Chincoteague Bay there
is now gooae-roost upon which half
million Wild geese pass the night. They
seek the Island shortly after dusk nnd
temain.runt1 daylight EQaotllingN so
Ahfiny md continually th d tie fisher
men on the shore find it difficult to
sleep. bgs i
"A New York inventor claims to
have Uncovered q process for making
/, all fabrics waterproof; but what is more
needed is an invention to make milk
cans waterproof. Or the cow. We
believe il has never been definitely set
tied whether the water leaks through
thecow or the -Norristoscn Herald.
"a Famine and diphtheria are destroy
ing Russians In the interior of the EN-
pire, but the fate of millions of the poor
and obscure does not enlist the sympa-
thies Of the world. It takes the sor-
rews Of An Imperial household to move
the eloquence of historians and draw
tsan 5y telegraph. = cnc'nnati Com
-As Mr.. James Russell Lowell now
holds our most important foreign mis-
sion the following lines from the IS Big
low Papers" are quoted to show his
earlier views on the subject: sl4-.I
du believe tits wis AM good
Tu send out furrin missions,
That IL ON sartin understood
d..fJ An orthodox conditions H-..i
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