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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

In Fayette corn is worth 80 in the
field fat hogs 4 cents feeding cattle from
SIC 10 Siei general hatcher stuff 2le 10 Be;
sheep IRON - 10 ss.25 per head, and dress
ed turkeys l0c pound.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

GEN. Fry may have killed Zolli.
Golfer, as he alleges, but it is one Of
those things that is almost as much in
doubt as the identity of the individu-
al who struck Billy Patterson. There
is one question, however. about which
there will never linger the shadow of
a doubt, and that is as to who slew the
Republican Goliah, who went about
in the darkness of his "still hunt" TO
kill our Democratic David. Little
PHIL is the boy, and Gen. Fry would
do well to retire on his former laurels
the alleged killing of ZOllicofer,
and his magnificent achievements as
census supervisor Of this District-at
least, until his master, Garfield, gives
him the Office for which he now itches.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

PRESIDENT HAYES has issued
proclamation fixing Thursday, No
vember 25th, as Thanksgiving day.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

OSE of the cheering things in these
cherries hours is to hear that Virgin
ia has redeemed herself. The Repu.
diationis,s tried hard to ruin her rep.
utation for honesty and integrity, but
they failed, and the regular Democra-
cy is triumphant by a gratifying ma
iority. Hurrah for the mother of
STATES and statesmen
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

I'm Shelby county w. J. Il Ben. Thorn
as sold to John and Sam Brown l22 head
OF cattle, averaging 1900 pounds at $40
per hundred. J. Layson sold 10 the same
parties 40 head at the same price.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Tue Covington Commonwealth sug.
gests to the Capitol Gazette, which ha.
agood deal to say against Gov. Black
burns misuse of the pardoning power,
that il give the number OF eonvicis
pardoned by him; the number of ac-
cused pardoned before trial; the amount
OF fines RENTED to gamblers, wearers
of deadly weapons, and other violatOrs
of the law. Such a list would speak
louder and more forcibly than any
argument, and as the Gdsette is al.
mirably situated for the work, we
hope ii will proceed to avail itself of
the suggestion.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Will Gen. Fry lecturer Let him,
by all means. The Democrats Of this
District would like to learn the "mys-
teries of the still human invention
no peculiar 10 the Republicans
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05
Heating Stoves, Cooking Stoves.
Crates, Coal Vases, Holds.
longs, Etc, Etc.
wIBSTER WAGONS,
WITH TRUss.ROD AxLE ATTACHMENT.

Mes Moore A Enis In August, ISIS. in the prs
euce u thousands of people. In test With uag-
on made ty one Of the largest manufacturers IN the
United Siaies, n. -luch Wagon With the Truss
Rod Axle Attachment was made 10 cary tons Of
wheat iof several houfs, and vas then loadei sith
over n tons and hauled quite distance over
hart rough road. Amer isis terribly severe test,
the Wagon was examined ny committees ~ disin.
terestsd persons vho pronounced u unlniufed and
A. perfect a. before the test uhic the other Waf-
on on which they dared not pet a. much Ny sever
~ tons va wrcnehed strained ADD broken W ~ 10
he comparatively WORTHLESS.
The theoretical strength Of round har u Lake
Superior Iron, - Of an inch In diameter, the site
q The 1russ-naAl requires the tension strain u
i2tiu ~ 10 separate 70 OF tear u asunder heipfe
the axle eau spring 0f hreak.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

We respectfully call your attention 10 the merits
Of the Truss Rod Axle Attachment, which We arr
using on our Wagons with satisfactory RESULTS.
The Iuss-Rud runs the entire length Of the axie
nom end % end taking the paoc 81 The stein lnlis
end u the skeins, and l. constructed that the
wo,'len axle l. supported by tNo small loN tfus~cs
u cast Iron, which surInrted by the Truss Rod
In the same manner ~ the railway passenger car
siils are supported by the truss koi running
lengihwise under the ear.
We claim iof the Iruss-lloi AISLE Attachment
that have thoruughly Tested u several years
IN al the various climate. afthe q. s. aud II has
stood the test with perfect satisfaction 10 ourselves
and those who have used II. We ~ill give you one
u the special tests Of the fruss-lio.i Narons
very severe tcst va made II kokoma. lid, by
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

In Tuition, prices range from s25 10 $50 In IN
regular Departments Primary, t2bi intermediate
$50 Preparatory, $40 and Collegiate, go
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

MoDEHA rn.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

for fan particulars, as 70 board, Se.. address
mhs. n. a. THtEHEAkT, prineipal
STANDARD, lincoln CO., ky.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

OLD 800.
Otherwise Known
As GOlyer
Garfield,
Is President-Elect of
These United
States,
While Right and Justice
Hang their Heads
and Weep.
both Houses Of Con-
gress Lost 10 the
Democracy.
And the Machinery of Gov
eminent Is Again in the
Hands of the RAIDS.
Even Kentucky FaIters and Al
lows a Republican to Break
Her Solid Delegation.
New Jersey, California and
Nevada the OnlyNorthern
States to Stand by Us.
The South Speaks Out for
the Union Soldier, but
Without Avail,
And the Democracy Will Have to
Stand it -Four Years Longer at
the Lowest Calculation.
The Result Hinged on New York, and
but for John Kelly and his Hench-
men, all Would BE Well.
10 u Useless 10 Cry over split MiIk.
However, and Curses VIII DO mo
Good, No Lets Accept the
Result Quietly, and
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

When party abandons it, successful
and deserving leaders; when party allows
its enemies to dictate who shall and who
shall not be its nominees; when a party
opens its campaign by raising a white flag
and beating a retreat, that party has shown
itself to be worthy Of defeat, such signal
defeat as has jus, overwhelmed the Democ-
- m " l..
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05
End MONDAYIS SEPTEMBER. NEXT.

MUSIC. THE LAHoUAGEs. DRAW.
INC AND PAINTING.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
AProfessor of Dimples.

A New York reporter has discovered
a professor who creates dimples,
who prophesies that in fye years, when
his process becomes known, there Won't
be a plain woman left in New YORK
city. After discussing the esthetic and
poetic sides OF the dimple question, this
is the way the professor says he can
Great the bewitching hollows:
well. slr,' said the professor, q
dimple-a natural dimple that isis
simply slight hollow between two
muscles or over a muscle, and the skin
IS more firmly attached to the subja-
cent tissues at this point than at other
points. Hence when the muscles con-
tract, as in the act of smiling, the skin
is drawn down iHto the hollow, forming
dmple, that beautiful
Yes said the reporter but how
do you make them?
Il make puncture in the skln at the
point where the dlmple is required,
answered the professor, a puncture
that cannot be noticed when it has
healed, and with very delicate instru' :
ment remove small portion OF the
muscle. Then 1 excite slight milan =
nation which attaches the skin to the
subculaneous hollow I have formed
In few days the wound-if wound it
can be called-has healed and charm
ing dimple is the result
The reporter suggested that there
ought to be a good deal ofmoney in the
new operation.
There is said the professor.
Women will be made lovely and | will
be made rlch.'
How many times have you perform
cd this operation p asked the reporter.
Many times in France answered
the professor; never yet in America
Tomorrow begiu operating on sever
al actresses who wish dimples on their
faces, shoulders, arms and--yes, shoul-
ders and arms
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

LIGHT, NOT NoIsE.-One OF tse
members of the bar in Saratoga, who
thoroughly enjoys good joke, relates
the following, and applied the moral
to himself: Not long since, he was
counsel in case before Judge Pratt,
referee, and during the progress OF the
trial became a little bit noisy, as he
sometimes does, when the judge looked
IN and said to him: Mr.. -. did you
ever hear Of the man who was lost in
the woods during thunderstorm =
On being answered in the negative, the
Judge continued: A man, in attempt
ing to pass through piece of woods,
lost his way, and while he was In that
predcament fearful thunderstorm
came up. The woods grew awtully
dark. The roaring Of the wind and the
crashing Of the thunder was terrific.
The man was frightened and started to
pray, but not being use to that business
said 'Oh, Lord, give US a little more
light, and little less noisev L don't
mean yon, Mr.@,' added the judge,
but the audience supposed all the time
the Judge did mean him, and now that
he thinks of it himself he inclines to that
opinion also.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

rolled up. Presently she heard s'ep'
and laughing voices in the passage tue
door opened, and she looked up surpriS'
ed, with her sitter IN her hands MIS-
Jones was holding her long velVe' shir'
around her, and saying: Tom is such a
GOOSE: he thinks nobody ever had such
\ house. and he will drag you from
parret TO cellar. hope you do not
mind ,
Receiving no answer, she turned ana
looked at her guest. He was stanoin9
in front of Polly, who, crimson and
trembling, was letting the flour drlbble
down on the floor. Can it be possi-
BILE +! he said, husklly; Can it possible
that have found you! o Polly, thank
Heaven, l have found you! l had al
most lost hope.' And right there be-
fore the astonished eyes Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Jones, the foury arms oftheir new
cook went around the minister's neck.
and she was sobbing on his immacu'
late coat. But arn't you married to
Melissa?' came from the depths CT the
coat. The Minister smiled at this we'll
timed remark.
Il have never contemplated such q
thing for a moment he answered ; i
have never loved any one but you, Pol
". since the morning I overheard yonr
aunt abusing you, and l caused you to
put pepper in the pies. You bore II
all so meeklY and patiently that, though
| had only admired you before, L loved
you from that moment
Ism t it the most romantic thing that
YOU ever heard of?' said little Mrs
Jones that night to her husband. Just
think of our cooks marrying Frank.
and she laughed gleefully. But she
was always such a darling, felt like
kissing her the first time ever saw her.
She shall be married from. here, and the
parsonage is ever so much handso mel
than this house. 1 think 1t Is the most
charming thing that ever occurred
Tom, selfish man, made wry face.
l can't say am altogether delighted
Some other woman might have suited
Frank Just as we'll, and I am afraid we
shall never find another cook who can
made such pumpkin pies.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

A PLEASANT PICTURE.-"There IS
man," said his neIghbor, speaking OF
village carpenter, "who has done
more good, l really believe, in this
community than any other person who
ever lived init. He cannot talk very
well IN prayer meeting, and he doesn't
often try. He ISN'T worth two thous-
and dollars, and it's very little he eau
put down on subscription papers for
any object. But a new family never
moves into the village that he does
not find them out, to give them neigh
borly welcome, and offer any little SER
vice he can render. He IS usually on
the lookout to give strangers seat IN
bis pew at church. He is always ready
to watch with sick nelghbor, and look
after his affairs for him, and I've some-
times thought he and his wife keep
house plants in winter just for the sake
Of beng able to send little bouquets to
luvalids. He inds time for pleasant
word to every child he meets, and you
will always see them climbing into his
one horse wagon when be has no other
load. He really seems to have genius
for helping folks IN all sorts Of common
ways, and 1t does me good every day
Just to meet him on the street."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

How did you like the new Minister
asked lady of her little glrl. oh, he
is splendid I like him ever so much
better than did Mr.. Edwards 'Why"
asked her mother. 'Well,' said the
child, trying to think of good reason.
.he has a bet ter complexion
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Flowers turn to the sun and children
toward the light. 1t IS only when men
are grown and living in the Conscious
ness of their own strength that they
reverse oil this and turn to the dark
ness.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

No, Williams she mournfully utter
ed, still allowing him TO retain her
hand. No, William, can't marry.
dom. believe you can. provide a wife
with butter upon your present. salary,
and I can't eat oleomargarIne.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

'Itell you,' said a non-thinker, who
fancled himselfa free.thinker, the idea
that there is a God has never come into
my headv 'Ah precisely like my dog.
But there is this aifference-he doesn't
90 around bowling aboutit
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

why, you'd better knock the door
down. What do you wantp Och,
my darlin! Don't let it wake any Of
your family. I'm just using your knock.
er to wake the people next door. I'm
locked out, dye see, aud they haye
niyer knocker.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Danbury has the champion patient
boy. He comes from chronically
borrowing family. The other day he
went to a nelghbo.'s for a cup OF soul
milk. Il haven't got anything but the
sweet milk said the woman, pettishly
'I'll wait till it sours.' said the oblig'
ing youth, sinking into a chair.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

It's poor work allays settla' the dead
above the livin'. We shall all on US
be dead some time, / reckon-and it I'D
be better il folks I'D make much on Us
aforehand instid o. beginnlu' when
we'er gone. It's but little good you'll
do watering the last years crop.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
NOTARIEs PUBLIC.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.

DAVIS p1sr.-Dr. G. A. Brown, obed Funk and
Jas. B. Jackson. 80, r,,;coeo,. Sno,rden
whitaker. ~ ,,.~.;-, SArictIer
Levi Il. Cullers. ,u ros 7
Coffman, Samuel Rinker. .., ,,,-o..o ,,cor
AsHBY-Salnl. Hannah, Samuel Aingree' JAco'
LTr.NChristian Shirley, D. P. ArEle, John M
Pence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

A farmer at Rochester, No., told his
wife that $500, which they had saved by
many years of industry and economy,
had been stolen. He was mistaken, for
within az hour he found the treasure
where be had mislaid it, but the wife
had already died Of heart dease, IN con-
sequence OF the shock.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

There will be no Clubs in the next
world, says woman's journal. Very
true, for is it not recorded: And there
shall be no night there, '-hence there
will be no necessity for them,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

That's what | call finished Sermon
said lady to her husband, as they
wended their way from church. Yes
was the reply, 'bnt do ycu know |
never thought it would-be.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

You will olsn find says the Yonkere
Gazette, that the person who is contin-
tinually Dragging about his descent has
nothing else decent to brag about.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Never Judge Gods religion by the
quality carried about bv many OF His
humanity paid agents. Even mllkmen
often peddle swill milk.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Anna How l did love pets before 1
was married, always had monkey
Arthur And what have you now ?
Anna You"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

1t is an old saying, bat very pretty
one, that blush is like a pretty girls
for L becomes woman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

1t is easier to blame than to do bets
ter ourselves. Every one knows good
counsel except the man who has the
most need of It.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Brooklyn is to be heated by steam.
Heretofore it has been kept heated by
ministerial scandals.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

A Paris woman has discovered how
to prevent wrinkles. The sremedy
shortens life, but what Of thats
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Mending blue stockings with white
yarn makes them a darued sight too
conspicuous.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

Oranges will aid a man TO get sober.'
says an exchange. Yes, we've heard
OF the orangeade.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

The matron ofs nursery calls herself
the queen Of the bawl room.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

a horse feeds cursusly-cating best
when he has not q bit IN his mouth.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
toying with their forks, but neither ol
tbom was eating,

toying with their forks, but neither oil
them was eating.
Aunt Phoebe waited till there was
painful silence about the board, then to
execute her next flank movement
Sarah she said, turning to the girl,
bring the cake off the dresser When
a large, beautifully-browned plum'cake
was SET before her she said suayely to
her guests: This cake, my friends, was
made by Mellissa's pretty bands, and 1
do not think you will find it seasoned
with pepper and vinegar, as my poor
high-tempered Polly seasoned her PIES
1t had flashed through Polly's head
what, perhaps, she had done; but to
have it insinuated that she had done it
on purpose was too much. and with a
choke in her throat, which she was
afraid would break out in a sob, Polly
left the room.
Miss Phoebe had never loved her or
phan niece nay, more she had always
dishked her ; but since the advent OF
the minister 10 the village society she
had seemed to hate her with all the
venom Of an embittered nature. She
bad fed and clothed her since infancy
because she had promised her dying
brother she would do so, and duty
was Miss Phebe's watch-word. The
little lonely thing had won no place in
her heart, because from the very first
it had turned from her and called her
ugly and cross. Miss Phoebe asserted,
upon what foundation was questionable,
that but for this encumbrauce she
would now be the wife of a wealthy
farmer In a neighhoriRg county.
So all that had been done for the
child had been done grudginsly, but
notwithstanding she grew up beautiful
andl bright. The towns people, with
whom Miss Phoebe was no favorite,
whispered that she would never forgive
Polly for being so pretty-it was con-
tinual cross TO her. Aud perhaps this
was so, for at that time PhGbe's eyes
were cast on the minister, but fudlng
that there was not shadow Of chance
for her she determined. to use her own
expression, that Polly should not en-
trap him. aud she set to work accord
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26

The language OF CONGRATULATIONS
for my dear Jim." Jas. mine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
P 0 E T c AL
WHATDOEs III MATTER ?

II matters little where l was born,
Or my parents we're rich or poor
Whether they shrank at the cold worlds scorn
Or walked in the pride Of wealth secure;
But, whether live an honest man,
And hold my integrity firm in my clutch,
l tell you, brother, plain as can,
1t matters much!
II matters little how long 1 stay
In world Of sorrow, sin and care;
Whether in youth am called away,
Or live till my bones and pate are bare;
But, whether do the best can
- To soften the weight Of adversity's touch
On the faded cheek offmy fellow-man,
1t matters much
1t matters little where be my grave,
On the land or on the ses:
Py purling brook or meath stormy wave,
1t matters little or naught to me,
But, whether the angel Death comes down
Ard marks my brow with loving touch,
As one that shall wear the yictor's crown,
1t matters much
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
But there was far worse than this to

But there was far worse than this to
come; for the panther suddenly lsaped
on top of the chest, and bis weight
pressed down the heavy lid upon my
fugers, until the pain was SO terrible
that, unable to stand it any longer,
screamed with all my might.
The scream was answered by shout
from just outside, in which recognized
my husbands voice. The panther
heard it too, and it seemed To scare him
for he made dash for the iwindow,
either forgetting or not noticing the
iron bars, but just as he reached it,
there came the crack Of a rife. and l
heard the heavy brute fall suddenly
upon the floor. Then all the fright
seemed 10 come back upon me at once,
and I tainted outright. L heard after.
ward that Mr.. R, had happened to
want some instrument which he had
left at the house, and not wishing to
trust it in the hands of any Of the ma
tiyes, he came back for it himself
luckily, just in time, for the bullet from
bis rife killed the panther. But, as
you see, my hand IS pretty stiff yet.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-05-26
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