Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-11-21

Bustid,
ALI these and a great many more
too tejus to menshun, is Democrisy.
The east went for us, and the west
scooped us.
The east and the west iined hands
agin us, meetin iist about at Mentor,
which is in the state Nv Ohio.
We are hopelis, for English did
not open his bar'l and Tilden wuz
not cow to be milked for another
man. ..........
We forged letters, but they kick
ed, and we writ 1929" on houses in
vane. szs r= aHa.
The wind bloweth where it Isteth,
but this yeer the winds listeth to
blow from the north exclusively.
The north wind is pizen to a dimi-
crat.
We didn't keer much for Hancock,
but we did want the postofices.
We wanted EN- bad. ee sf74
Nary dimicrat now living will ever
set hisself in a postoffis.
We wuz defrauded out Nv them
places,
We sent enuff repeeters into Inie-
any to carry that state, but after Ia
kin our money for ther votes they
votid agin us.
We paid for all the repeeters in
Moo York, but after takin our money
they got spasm Nv decency and vo-
It'd with our enemies. . ss----
We wuz defrauded, becauz we did
not git tee votes we bought with a
price.
Cussid be the dishonst man which
took money for repeetin ten times,
and then did it only four.
Speshly cussid be he who took
Hancocks money and then went and
voted for Garfield.
But they did it.
There is no more yoose in KILN
niggers to keep EN- from the poles
in the south, for the north kin elect
without us, and it's wasted powder
and shot.
The solid south is to the democri-
sy ez tape-wurm is to a man-it
consoomith the body it inhabits.
The niggers will vote next year,
and we shell lose half the southern
states. .e ...,-....... ...
I wuz in the cars and I sot me
down aside a man whose red nose
perclamed his pollytix. It wuz a
feerful nose, beakon lite.
Groanin, I sed unto him, 'sLo we
wuz scooped in the eleckshun."
And he lifted up his voice and sed,
''What do yoo mean by sayin we wuz
scooped?'
And I sed, "The Republicans hev
got us?"
And he scofinly sed, "You mistake
me, gentle sir. lam not a Dimocrat.
The color in my nose is biles."
Ez we bet heavy on Hancock, there
must hev bin pile Nv men a going
about whose noses were red, not of
ikker, but becoz nv biles.
In Barnum, wich managed, we he'd
purge, and in Hancock, wich we
nominated, we he'd an emetic.
The Dimocrisy Good not stand two
sich calamities, and it went under.
Hancock Good not carry the party
and Barnum both, and he went
down. "a ri 5 s ~
The corners mourns becoz it's
hopes is blastid. -se
Seceshn erik will not be slack
watered, nor will We have a gorgus
custom house.
The niggers over at Libertyville
will be protected, and we shell not
hev EN- for our men seryance and
made servance.
Eff we hev any more corn we shel
hey to plow, and SOW, and hoe, and
reap, or pay the niger for doing it,
wich is Improbable.
The tax on whisky will be contin-
yood, and our entrales viii be yit
parched. - - go. + yl. 81
The nigger Lubbock viii still hev
the postofis, and Pollock will be yit
collector, with Bigler for his deputy.
Bascom will close his bar, for he
can't run on tick forever, and he will
foreclose on all the farms in the
naborhood. 5ss iasaissz .'E.s -as ?
Already he has put up sign ''No
frnaf at Uvicb wa furr codlv axyav