The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1880-11-20
FUNNYGRAPHS.


j IT don't take very fast horse to catyl
the epizooty.-LolccU citizen.
+ The grub makes the butterfly when
/ the grub is hot biscuit.
MANY a dark-haired man has Isl
headed temper l'OnkcrS gazette
The Kurds are not to he stirred mp lv
the khans.-Ncw York Com. .ddte-
tiScr.
WHEN your opponent calls You har.
let him have the tioor.-Nctr Io#
Nc1CS.
i BERNHARDT viii not visit George.
The people there are too familiar with
Mr.. Stephens.
I THERE was a young man named Nal
+ low. who ran for an Office III Troy; when
his friends poking fun inquire "Howdli
you rum" he merely says "What de r.
soy?"
A GREAT deal is being said IN EugIml
about the Deceased Wife's Sister BIZ
/ The Boston Commercial BuiictiHdocsut
believe any wife, living or dead, ever hal
a sister Bill.
IT was evidently a mistake setting
Italians to work on the Cape Cod canal
These fellows might dig a canal fir
sardines, but not for codfish.-Bost3a
Commercial Bulletin.
"WHAT do you use your fingers tr
when you blow your nose? ?" asked
Galveston gentleman of a bootblaca
"Do yer expect me to blow my nos,
with my legs, say?
ONE of the greatest pleasures OF rail-
road travelling to lovers has been g.
stroyed. Now, just before a train IN.
tiers tunnel, bUccaneer goes through
the cars and lights all the lamps.
THE astonishing thing about Ptt
Swift new comet is that It is Throwing
off an extended tail. > If it persists
this ruinous course it viii amount to ua
more than an ordinary bobtailcd staE
We want no comets unless they are able
TO fill the hill.
4 CoLoRED man applying for mar
rage license in Cincinnati, was as..,l i
he and the lady were related "Ye
sab - he replied When asked how IT,
answered: 81 thought you deludei e.
de tender relashuns Oh luv what preyas
between Us at the present moment
"MoTHER, what is an angelo "Aa
angel? Well, an angel IS a being tha
flies. But, mother, why does par
always call my governess an angel
"Well, exclaimed the mother, after d
moments pause, "shc's going to fly iG-
mediately. '-E.rch0ltgc.
THE other day mild little man. viii
an invalid wife and seven children, y.
big black bear at a rattle in MemTI.
The bear was ratified off because ii atcrI
its last owner, aud the little man via
made the lucky throw is just vi.l 70
know what to do.-HawEcyc.
THE other day, being questioned as 70
three professions that are approacAu-
the cemetery IN close order, he TcpIit,
with a comprehensive wave of the h@a
"All from young D., who has just b.
gun to practice here. Rising you-
fellow that Great future before HIM
FROM THE FRENcH.-Two partners Il
one welded life appear before the tnu.
nal before which they have institute
proceedings for a Judicial separate
q am sure, says that the lady warmly
''that | can't see what he has to con
plain Of We are two bosoms with i
single thought-hc wants to boss IT,
house and so do / -
, Il WOULD rather vote for long-ear
donkey than for you,' said an indtpr
dent voter to a Galveston candidate
80, come now, you ought not to ALLOW
;. yourself to be influenced by faniIyte-.
responded the candidate. The voter b@
' been puzzlmg his head ever since to hl.
out why the crowd laughed. Ga't(s'.
NClCs.
GILHOOLY got come up with ycstcrta'
He had bought barrel Of apples tra-
De Smiths grocery, which did not gT
satisfaction. "What's the reason,
Gilhooly Indignantly, that the turtle
: down go in the apples the worse Il
get?" 1.-The reason for that is that
didn't open the barrel at the other III.
If you had only done that the alI
would be getting better all the time
: Galrcston Nc5rs.
IT occasionally happens that n
tells the truth when his real object Is
tell lie. An Italian, unfamiliar Will
> English language, used to sell tl-A
u the streets, using the usual ear
"Freshee tishee, all alive = Aiti
while he retired from the fish bush
!, and took to selling eggs, using how,
y the words" Fresh eggs, all air.
i densely unconscious that he Is not -.
i ing the lie that he thinks he l-.-'.
|, ucStO1 4NcWH.
:, Scene: Traveller with black ya-
/ accosted by customs officer: d" IAfIr,
: Open it But it is at your own IT TT
mind. " "What does it contain? : Ns+
r since you press me - rattIesnaaA.s
t How many are there? / vii u
e your word for it, - says the tlabbereeg,','.
= official, seeking a way of escape Win.
: seeking total humiliation in the rFsET
d the bvstanders.' Five. " Han "
: it is not necessary to examine the r.,
age. Rattlesnakes when lmporte""
Z quantities of less than SIX are fre''
, Man is not a bUndle-carrylng ann 4.
He can tuck a few stray parcelS - liar
! pockets, to be sure, and lug P'l'N.
under his arm, perhaps; but Oh al
e whole. as a common Garner, he - ~, d
b ure. But womanl, well, We shoul HIN
to say anything that wasn't aD'oir n,ryr
J true: at the same time woman can Ell a..
: parcels enough into a horse car 10 u"
: one side of if, and pickthem all up Pa - mi
c arm when she gets of at crossll5ii IT,.
t lead pair of twins, carrying an unL o.lf.
la and hold up her skirts with ~
hand. -NC1o Houcn R69i3te/'