Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-10-24
Sparks.
Bees cell their own honey.
A joint afair-A rheumatism.

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A joint afair-A rheumatism.
Waste of T-Putting it IN depot.
A bouncing baby-A rubber doll.
A ship ruled by women-Courtship.
Blue fishing When they don't bite.
Grand aunt of the world Antiquity.
A stag is frequently obliged to run for
deer life.
Light literature-A bank book with nc
balance.
How to keep your rooms warm-Keer
your CRATES coal'd.
Would it be vulgar to call soothing
syrup kidnapper9
Many high-mlnded schoolgirl dis
dams vulgar fractions.
Why is shoemaker like an honest
lover? Because he is faithful to the
last.
eli you make it hoptional with me-
says the Englishma1, "Ill take beer"
Tennyson spends hours on single line
So, by the way, does the washerwoman.
In written spelling exercise, ''fo1e.
goes" was given out; little boy wrote
"Go, GO, go, GO"
Said the landlady: "I've given you
your board, Bill, and now I want you tc
give me my board BILL
When a cat gives On entertainment on
the top of wall, it isn't the cat we OBJ
ject to, It's the waul.
Why is mans chin the most unlucky
part of his body9 Because il is constant.
ly getting into scrapes.
The reason given why an old toper's
mouth would make good sole leather, was
that 1t would never let in water.
This is the latest for wedding invita-
tons: "Come around and see us capture
a mother-in-law, at eight o'clock, sharp
A farmer, when fagellating two of his
unruly boys, was asked what he was do
ing. "Thrashing wild OATS was the re-
ply.
If your son has no Drains don't send
him to college"
You cannot make a palace out of q
shanty by putting French roof On it.
The CRATE art of kontentment .konsists
not only in being satisfied with what We
have got, but with what we hain't MOI
kant git.
Has any paragrapher ever called a
young lady speaker at q womans rights
meeting wind-lass? He's "a real mean
thing if he has.
"Aunty, vot makes de little baby CRY
so? Do it want liz mudder?n
eyes, dear, and its fodder too"
Full many rose Is born to blush un-
seen, and waste its fragrance on the DIES.
ert air; full many MP is taken behind
the screen, and cloves and coffee, too, are
eaten there.
The two important events in the life
OF man are, when he examines his upper
lip and sees the hair coming, and when
he examines the top OF his head and sees
the hair going.
A western pader mentions rattle
snake being killed by ''a man with thir-
teen rattles." The man must have been
a policeman, though very few policemen
carry thirteen rattles.
Puck: Melikof says that proxy1ng
for the Gar is altogether too expensive
TOR family man. He is either to strike
for an increase of pay or to charge shoot
age.
The Irish people can't eat the speeches
made In this country over their woes,
nor yet make soup of the resolutions
passed at mass meetings. What they
want is pork and potatoes.
"Why Hans you have the most femi-
nine cast of countenance I have ever
SEEM"
20, yaw," was the reply, 81 know de
reason for dat; mine modder was wo-
man."
"say,'' said city youth to a modest
countryman, "got the hay seed out OF
your hair yet?"
wall, was the delicate reply,"I jedge
not. by the way the calves run after me-"
They tell story about Yankee tai
lor dunning man for the amount of his
bill. The man said he was sorry, very
sorry indeed, but he could not pay it.
"Weu," said the tailor 81 took you
for man who would be sorry; but if
you are sorrier than am, I'll quit