Weston weekly leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 1878-189?, 1880-10-23
KALKs FLAMES RIGHTEOUSNESS
Thar rmatilla .'spceeh- Did n.


whittier doth he listeth! And why must we
marvel all the day long at this outstretched
snap-and-catchim carpet-streteher, when we
wot not why this is thus! Way over the
bills and fur in the hence comes the sepul.
chural and everlasting tone, Kox: What is
it, and who got it up: Is it splinter from
Cleopatra needle, or an embryo churn-dasher,
or is the E. o. just tamperins guiilessly, 30
to speak, with our feelinks? And if the
'spinal-ceremen- -brogentitus' should take this
Calks, would there ever be any more little
Cawkses. And if perchance 1--WE like the way
that perchance comes inl and if perchance
there are some little ones, is it safest to can,
or Just pickle them, and how and when and
where, az it were, would one best take hold Of
it? Did Darwin wish we had a pocket
Darwin-Did Darwin ever see a Cawk-es
evolved, or do they just come ont OF the Una.
tilla river to bask OH the banks, and eat buds |
and get caught i'll their boat just as they go to
TUNER?
There must he something of it; for there |
was Washington, and there was the black |
AFRICAN Magician" and there was also an
Aladdin. So was there hntchet and lamp !
These were all ''sons of the sires of '76-more
or less. Therefore, every chubby one of them
did it with his little latchet At this ad.
vanced age of Geological research, who then,
and by what au; u;hnrity-I repeat the searching
question-Mho no can lay his horny palm on his
boson,, and with well fei. ned virtue, veraci,y,
faith, hope, charity and too numerous to men,
ton; sag there is no Calques? But cruel dis
gresson. To our subject; there is of the Oak
species--l let me repeat it-there is the PIN
oak, (D the black oak, tD the white-oak. @
the yellow oak, () the button-wood oak, ()
the pine oak, q and etcetera. &c, and might
we not 20 oil, and on and ON that way with
just the simple oaks? ,henawhat, ., what
we say, would be the grand glorious, healthy
magnitude of the oak number did we ruth.
lessly venture to compound them, SO to speak.
But the oak, gentle reader is not to be taken
into immediate connection with the subject.
for it isn't pertinent; its allegorical, under
stand. 1t is intended simply to illustrate the
Goa! For instance, tnow take up the meas
ure and scan poetically) there is the chicken
, cocks, () the ship-calks, % the-this doesn't
, just rhyme right--the cox-comb, (l6)th, the
weather-cocks, the Umatilla-Cox AZ and the
| stop-cocks! Now you catch the idea?
3 Now to proceed with that, which is abso-
iutely pertinent to our subject, we shall quote,
h and also omit the paraphrase from part of col
4 umus End and Sd, page End, E. o. Oct. Is,
!, 1880, but not in prose. Goa appears best in
t poetry, and while our muse bankers about, o,
;. loiters, as it were, we'll humorit. Here goes
a The cause of their enmity towards my,
:. Self is well known to me and
Dates back to a speech made in U!
Matilla during the campaigne-
(Keep your mind on the sentiment, and re
member; we're running this thing Z hemi
n stieh, tho touching, childIike. upon spoude
D everybody knows what spondee is (?)-bu
k we proceed y
;, Preceding the June election in,
" The course of my remarks took oc.
t. Casion to comment upon two,
5. Slanderous publications ap.
2. Fearing in the LEADER against
ID DR.. LaDow our present Coun.
ss Ty Judge and T. j. Lucy late,
j. Candidate for sheriff on the;
8, But before going on with it dear, for5earin
ne reader,-and right here indulge US a little f,
We explanation, as this Cox business is quite
" lengthy affair, we were going to add. that I
of prose writing is not forte. we'd rath
~, continue in poeticai strain--but we needn'
nj. really have thrown in that remark, for reco
m. nized genius needs'no apology, owing to tt
for fact that more pathos. requires us to do tt
cts 'clean thing with Cox. For this is the CT
<e that made the speech, that Pendleton bull
.ch that sits on the river, that flows to the tow
On that built the school house, that Cox spal
ell his spoke in.
IN, Now to proceed with 3ft verse, Trochee
zen Trochee is something that should be pulled
es. hund, not shook off--to.wit:
A Democratic ticket
he This drew forth an apol,
ON Ogy to Judge LaDow.
tie: On the part of Doctor,
B. Williamson who was pres;
yx. Ent and think the con!
Irs. Temptableness of the?
s. Other publication
lar, See! You notice the gliding: Pay no
lrs, ten,ion to the rhyme. o. one could make
ter. rhyme, but Mat's not the essence Of poet
sh; Our object in the main is to translate the
I'M. thor ''Coques" IN his sullimity-hisg greatne
ylne aye his aact. Now let US scrutnize:
se,; II renounce all communication by writ
the or spoken word with Them" says Coz:
,nts renounce has its hearing. When well Gu
ven waited, and properly reared remuneration G
the up a boom, it shows ear-marks of divisi
gle, hence, let us hang our hopes on that word
;ery nopnce, they'll stick. Communication: "
hen it has a tnge of vacancy about someth
tied akin to vacu1ty, or non-eutity. We can
,,n and so hastily drop it. Should We, however,
,riv trust as ,chole, the usual conveyanre Of id
say. might, as would the State Of Oregon in c
ot Kor stepped off it, not tip mp, at that end
."S ''S,. STEADY.BY-JERK:
hen P. S. This is not the "Co1" that "
tous through Philadelphia with q roll of bread