The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-23
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LIE INC Pooiest way 10 gel up IN The
world TO be continually down N the
mouth.
When a lie is exploded there are
enough people TO SO around and pic M
the pieces.
A lazy boy was complaining that bis
bed was TO short, when his father stern.
ly rePlied:''That is because you are al.
too long in it, sir"
"a boy in Ohio got a prize of IS for
eating a bar Of yellow soap at a fair
Some n should turn q garden hose
down his throat and ''suds him out. -
why do not more of our young meu
get married ?" asks a recent writer.
Whist till we tell him. There isn't
more than about one young man in ten
who is worth marrying, and the girls arr
finding tout. Nee Harm Register.
Speaking Of Mr.. Forbes lecture on
kings l Have Met" a western paper
says that some day he will come acros.
three kingsand a pair of sevens, aud
then he will learn something about the
really great OF this country.
An exchange speaks Of a policeman
"who shot 4 drunken man who tried tc
escape in the hind leg" When a drunk.
en- man tries to escape in the hind leg
he deserves to be shot.-NorristotcI
Herald.
BY Thanksgiving Day 1t will be i'm.
possible 10 tell "A defeated candidate
from any other sort Of a man. The hu.
man backbone is SO constructed that
sorrow cannot touch the marrow.-De-
troll Free Press.
Mr.. f. G. Cowie, son of Col. George
Cowie, chief Of the Diplomatic and
Consular Division, and Miss Lyle
Williams, daughter of the late Captain
Williams, Of the army, are to be mar.
ried in Washington this week.
1t is about as hard to find a girl whose
marriage is announced in the newpa,
pers who isn't beautiful and accom-.
plished, " as 1t is TO find n man who has
just died who wasn't ''honored and
respected by all who knaw ,im."
A Danbury man las a Boston lady
visiting him. Sunday evening on com
ing out of church with her, he extended
his arm, and, with n delicate Difference
10 her prejudices, said: xviii you &C,
cept my upper limb" With n CRATE.
full look from her CLASSY eyes, she accep.
ted.
Mr.. Richard Grant White has startled
the town by saying that society IN New
York is no longer "a controlling and
refining Influence" And a lady Of one
of the Oldest and best families declares
in the New York Times that there Is
no such thing as society in New York,
properly so called" Gracious, wha,
is the world coming to anyhow?
The II year old niece Of the sheriff OF
Laclede county, NO., recently eloped
with u man named VIM. L. Martin, con
fined in the Jail at Lebanon, in tina,
county, and who was under sentence
Of death for murder. He had killed
two men, n of whom was his uncle.
The girl released Martin, and took a
Spencer rifle and $50 belonging to the
sheriff and fled with her lover. A
searching party vas organized as soon
as the flight became known. but the
fugitives have not as yet been overta-
ken.
Victoria, the bandit of the Mexican
frontier, who was recently killed, was
an Indian by birth. When quite young,
a rich Texan planter, observing the
boys extraordinary talent, sent him to
Europe to be educated. When he re-
turned to Mexico he had the manner
Of a gentleman, spoke German, French
and English fluently, and understood
military tactics perfectly, but his fancy
being captivated by stories of Spanish,
Greek and Italian bandits, he decided
to live a life Of adventure, and this led
to his depredations, which only ended
with his life.