Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-02-29
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

WHEN grapes are squeezed it makes
them w(h)ine.
If time is really money, any man
ought to be worth his wait in gold.
The fre-weed seed remains in the
ground for years without sprouting,
and shows itself after the land is burned
over.
STEREoIYpING was invented in 1850,
almost simultaneously by W. Ged, Of
Edinburgh, and G. Coldin, of New
York.
A TOAST drunk with Highland honors
involves throwing the wine glasses over
the left shoulder, the idea being that
the glasses should never be degraded
by use for any other purpose.
"JANE," said he, "if you would take
your two feet from before the CRATE we
might have little warmth in the
roomp They had been married only
six months!
A YOUNG man who sneers at girls
false teeth hasn't well-balanced head.
Let him marry girl who has toothache
and neuralgia and he will see where he
was lame.
He told me that he was now regular
~ engaged as writer for one of the
leading dailies. His honest old moth
er said, Writing wrappers at So q
week."
A REPORT is made to the California
Academy of Sciences that sulphate of
iron (copperas) is remedy for mildew
and grape-rot. A mixture of four
pounds to five of water is applied to the
stems OF the vine.
MoLAssEs CAKE.-One cup molasses,
one cup of sugar, one-half cup of but
ter or fried meat grease, one-half cup
of sour milk, che teaspoonful of soda,
two eggs, flour enough TO make as stiff
as sponge cake.
IT was temperance meeting. The
speaker increased in eloquence and
noise, and he cried: "Yes, my friends,
we'll lit our temperance vessel out of
the mire and mud onto hard, dry
ground, and then sail beautifully along"
PRIOR to the invention OF paper
making our Teutonic forefathers wrote
their letters, calendars and accounts on
wood. The "Boc," or beech, being
close-grained, and plentiful in Northern
Europe, was generally used for this pur-
pose; and hence the word book.
She passed Just in the falling snow,
And left the print of her dainty shoe;
From the edge of the heel to the pointed toe
The most can make is number two.
Yet her brother showed me her morning slipper.
A number seven, as I'm alive,
And broad in the sole as Portsmouth skipper
Now how the dee do the girls contrive
To squeeze a hoof like a camel's foot
Into j number two French kid boot:
AT a small country town there once
died q middie-aged man, leaving a
widow Of 35. At the funeral the deacon
of the village alluded to the good quail
ties of the deceased, and among others
his generosity. He said the deceased
had lent him some money once. Upon
which the weeping widow raised her
head and inquired how much, and
whether he had paid it back OR not.
A PRINTERS devil was formerly the
boy who took the printed sheets from
the tympan of the press. Old Moxon
says: "They do commonly SO black
and bedaub themselves that the work
men do loosely call them devils" The
errand boy is now SO called because he
is the SerUaIs serUOraInl OF the estab-
ishment. The words at one time used
to signify wretched, poor, prosecuted,
or ill-used creature.
MAKE Your Own PAsTE.-A Ger
man scientist gave the following recipe
for making a good, durable paste: He
takes twenty grammes of wheat starch
and makes it into stiff paste with a
little cold water, then he pours 100c. C. of
boiling water all at once-not gradu-
ally-into this paste and stirs it gradu-
ally;a little carbolic acid or salicylic
acid is then stirred in, and paste is
obtained which will keep until it dries
up. Care must be taken to have the
best starch, as good paste cannot be
made with inferior kinds.
To CLEANSE THE TEETH.-A good
way to cleanse the teeth h to dip the
brush in water, rub it over genuine
white CASTLE soap, then dip in prepared
chalk. A lady says: ii have been
complimented upon the wilderness of
my teeth, which were originally any
thing but white. I have used the soap
constantly for two or three years, and
the chalk for the last year. There is
no danger of scratching the teeth, as
the chalk is prepared, but with good
stiff brush and the soap it is as effect
ual as soap and sand on floor"
CHEAP ICE Cheap ones
may be quickly constructed in the form
of strong shanties with good, but not
tight, floor. Place few inches of saw
dust on the floor, pile up the ice COM
pactly in square blocks; leaving space
from eight to twelve inches all around,
next to the boards, to be filed with saw
dust, trodded in as the structure Of ice
is built upward. Cover the whole with
eight or ten inches of sawdust, and let
plenty of fresh air blow through the
shanty over the top. Ice will keep Ris
way as well as in the most costly and
elaborate building. Chaff or fnely-cut
straw may be substituted for the saw
dust; but being less perfect non-con-
ductors, should be in thicker layers.
THE FAMILY ScRAPBooK-In many
papers which you do not care to pre-
serve You will find items of interest
which are worth saving. To meet this
case, make scrap-book. You can get,
from Junk dealer some old books with
good bindings, as, for example, old blot