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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
ORDER OF EXERCISES.

The procession will be formed on Summer street
by Chief Marshall n. 2. Bowman, assisted by his
aids, D. M. Bacon, G. w. BOnett, Joyite Pinard,
Dennis May, at one o'clock p m. in the following
order:
st. Johnsbury Cornet Band,-Wm. A. Bowen
Leader.
Palestine Commandery, No. 5, K. TT. F. Fletch-
er, Commander.
Moose River Encampment, No 6, L o. o. F,-Da-
vid Mackey, c. P.
Caledonia Lodge, No. e, L o. o. F.,-Charles W.
Conley, Marshal
Fire Department. Engineers and Fire Wardens.
Engine Company No. 2,-B. F. Rollins, Foreman.
Island Hose COmpany,-H. NJ. Aver, Foreman
Fletcher Hose Company,-K. Hawkins, Foreman.
Flanders Hose COmpany,-A. Wilder, Foreman.
Hook and Ladder COmpany,-A. w. Roberts, Fore
Teachers and Students of st. Johnsbury Academy.
Delaire nd,-Alfred Delaire, Leader.
st. Patrick's Society,-James Flanagan, Marshal.
st. John Baptiste Society,-NOel Garneau, Mar
shall.
Public SchOOls,-Led by their Teachers directed by
N. j. Pike, in the follow ing order: Union School,
Maple Street School, Paddock Village School,
Fairbanks Village School, Summerville School.
Lyndon COrnet Band +. L. Leonard, Leader.
Thirty eight Misses representing the States of the
Union, with flowers.
Hon. L. p Poland, President of the Day, and Gen.
w. w. Grout, Orator, in carriage.
Glee Club, in carriage. LIST Tenor, G. NJ. Chase,
Chas. s. Conant; I'd Tenor, W. II, Herrick, p. +.
.: Kinney, HERMAN Lee; I'd Bass Ii. H. May, r.
Chamberlain Post, No /, Department of Vermont
Grand Army of the Republic,-H. X. Ide, Post
Commander,-and all Soldiers of the War for the
Union.
Disabled Soldiers in carriages.
Village Trustees and Selectmen of st. Johnsbury
in carriages.
Clergymen in carriages
Citizens on foot.
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

The old John Crossman place, on
Main street, was sold at auction Tues
day evening-Mr. Geo. B. Walker bid
ding off the property for S645.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

The LyndOnville Brass Band
Frank Leonard leader, will be here and
take part in the exercises on Decoration
Day.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Cool soda and other summer drinks
are now in order at Bingham's drug
store, and for quality are second to none
to be found in this vicinity.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
st. Johnsbury Centre.

st. Johnsbury Centre.
George W. Cook has just received
pension of 81 per month, and all of his
back pension, amounting to over $500.
Eugene c. Hallett's old horse dropped
dead while in the harness at work, last
week.
Miss Mary E. Dickinson left last
Tuesday morning, to spend the summer
with her grandmother.
There is an effort being made to run
the telephone from the Plain to this vii
lage. Mr.. Bingham proposes to make
Kelley & Stones store the headquar-
tiers, and then get few private sub
scribers outside, at an expense of only
$50 per year for each subscriber. By
doing this, a physician could be called
ON short notice. We hope the people
will take an interest in this matter, and
secure the telephone.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

DR. G. B. Billiard has gone to New
1-,I. "a attend medical meetings.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Flint and Burdick have about COM
Melted the painting of Mr.. Horace
Wakefeld's house upon Railroad street.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Those making gardens will be IN
terested in L. H. Jones advertisements
in this paper.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
A Mistake.

0 IHISCdK6.
The following item, which started in
the Boston papers, has been extensively
copied by the country press:
The supreme court, at st. Johnsbury.
gave a decision in the case of the town
OF Barnet VS.. DR.. III. j. Hazelton. J. III.
Clement and Lucius S. Brock, the
bondsmen of j. d. Abbott, the default
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West Concord.

west concord.
Last week Wednesday, Mr.. o. B.
Cuttings little boy Clarence got in the
way of the afternoon mail train, and
the step of one of the cars hit him in the
side of the head, it was supposed. He
was insensible for some time, but was
all right the next day. 1t was very
narrow escape.
Mr.. o. B. Cutting has made further
additions to the post office by putting
in 81 more delivery boxes.
Mr.. Henry Ranney's hired man was
down to West Concord last Saturday
evening, with Mr.. RS team-a fine
fOur-years-old colt-and hitched it in
front of r. S. Brigham's store. A piece
of paper blew up in front of it, which
frightened it so that it broke away, and
in attempting to go down the sidewalk,
ran on to tree in front of R. S. Brig
hams house. The wagon and breeching
of the harness were left in a heap be-
side the tree, the horse with the cross
bar attached went down through the
village upon the run. The wagon was
badly smashed. The horse was caught
little way above A. K. Quimby's.
Mr.. r. S. Brigham Sunday afternoon
was lying down in a hammock, which
he had put up in his shed, when one OF
the end ropes broke and let him down.
In the fall he hurt his back SO that he
has not been able to sit up any as yet.
The doctor has not been able to deter
mine how badly he is injured. Quite
a week for accidents for this place.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Rev. E. w. Pierce will preach at
the Church of the Messiah next Sun
day.
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Passumpsic.

Passumpsic.
The union meetings are we'll attend
ed at village hall. Rev. Mr.. Putnam
preached very interesting sermon last
sunday. Rev. E. T. Fairbanks will
preach next Sunday afternoon, at $50
o'clock.
Henry Farwell, who lives in 'sCopen-
hagen" has a COW that brought him
three calves this spring, all alive and
doing well.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Millinery opening at Mrs. Hin
mans. See ad.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

In St. Johnsbury, May %, by Rev E. T. Sand,
ford Mr.. Edison N. Randall and Miss Olive A.
Thompson, both of ST. Johnsbrry.
In Hardwick, May 90 by Rev. A V. Clark, Mr.
George B. Wheeler of Hardwick and Miss Carrie
L. Olmstead of Vineland, N. j.
In Danv lie, May 25, by Rev. C. W. Thompson,
MIR. Wason E. Dow, of Cabot and Miss Rosa Bandy
of Danville
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Concord.

OUHCUIU.
The following are the ages of three
persons of one family, all living, and
healthy and active: Luther Holden of
Wallingford, VT, SO years old. Stephen
Holden of Mount Holly, VT, SO years
old. Mrs. Harriet (Holden) Bigelow of
Crown Point, N. Y, 81 years old.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

The post ot'se will be closed upon On
cotrrdav decoration Day. from II
III. till p H.
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Paper Hangings

This stock comprises many choice designs and
coorings in all grades from low priced goods to the
finest hand made. Gold goods with borders and
friezes to match closely in pattern and color
These goods were all bought previous to the large
advance in paper stock which enables us to offer
the entire stock at nearly old prices.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

II. c. Bclden, Esq, delegate to Ma
.iopal Convention from this district, left
for Chicago last evening.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
SUM M Err GOODS

We shall open Friday morning, May 81, very
large Stock of Summer Dress Goods, consisting of
Black Hernanias and Colored Monte Cloths
Lawns, Piques, Cambrics, also thin wooden dress
goods in Brown and Grey Mixtures, Dark Green,
Navy Blue Coachman's Drab, Garnet, with plain
and fancy silks and satins to match.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
FOR SALE,

10000 Cabbage, Cauli6ower, Celery, Broccoli Tur
nip and Tomato plants. Also Verbenas. etc. etc.
Auuress 1885,
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Rirfhs.

In Monroe, N. H., May %, daughter to Mr.. and
Mrs. A. L. Hunt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

Tho Lothrop brothers are reI>'" -9
their meat market on Main
are soon to resume busiFesS Ill i''
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SPRING STOCK

has arrived and we are now
ready to show a larger stock
than has ever been in our
store, and at prices that our
neighbors cannot meet. We
have the nobbiest line of
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Decoration Day.

The committee of arrangements for
the observation of decoration day on
Saturday, May %, for this town have
adopted the following program:
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Sperial Hntires.

To Secure Summer Boarders, the Boston
Daily Transcript is the best advertising medium
1t is the leading family paper. Send for circular
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
Harriagrs.

az Marriages and Deaths inserted free.
sic cents line.
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CARPETS.

We have Just made large additions to this stock
in the latest patterns in Brussels, Tapestries, 3
Phys, Ingrains and low cost goods.
Prices will be found satisfactory.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
EaraI and State HeWs.

:, JonnsDury, VT, Friday, May 2s, 1850.
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HOSIERY.

Great variety for Ladies and Misses in the new
est colOrs and combinations.
Underwear in Merino and GAUGE for Ladies and
Children at last years prices.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
cWew advertisements.

Il me WATCHES REPAIRED and rated
l. HOWARD g. ROWELL'S.
WTANTED.-1,OOO WOMEN to make Gloves
w by hand. Can earn good pay at their own
homes. We also want good live Agent in each
town to put out work for Call on or address
a-46 IRA PARKER g. CO.. Littletop N IT
ITO RENT. H. C. Babcock has Tenement to
Il Rent which is very pleasant and convenient.
having just been repaired up in first-rate shape.
Rent low. Call and see it.
May 10, 1880. 1896
IN MEN WANTND.-Palmer and Murray. of
~ East Concord; VT. want so men to peel bark.
wages s1.OO day and board. Apply immediate,
ly. 3536
ESTRAY.-Came into the enclosure of the sub
~ scriber black colt, three or four years old
which the owner can have by proving property
paying charges and taking away
81. NJ. KNAPP
st. Johnsbury East, May IS, 1880. 1881
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
CLOTHING.

we have the largest assortment of seasonable
Clothing now in stock that we have ever offered
Great variety in styles of goods in Sack and Froc
Business Suits. Full stock of Dress Suits. Mems
Spring Overcoats and Ulsterettes from $500 TO
s2OCO Complete stock of Boys Clothine, includ.
ing some very fine goods made in New York Not
Withstanding the large advance in wool and cloths
our present stock of clothing is offered as low as
last season.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
YOUNG MEMS SUITS
outside of BOSTON.

These goods were selected
by Mr.. Parker, and made up
expressly for us for the young
men of St. Johnsbury and sur
rounding towns. So young
men it will not be necessary
Tor you to go to the city to
get your clothes, we have suits
for all, and at prices that will
please you.
We have an immense stock of
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS
with all the novelties in Neck
wear, Scarf Pins, ETC., etc.
And in
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28
KID GLOVES.

25 dozen Button Kid Gloves at rs cents
per pair in all sizes from to in Spring Shades
Wonderful Bargainl
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PARAsOLs and SUN UMBRELLAS.

PARAS0LS and SUN UMBRELLAS.
We buy these goods direct from one of the Iarr.
est manufacturers in New York, which enables us
to show large variety at extremely low figures in
the best styles.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1880-05-28

b. d. Z. FAIRBANKS DC co.
May 90.
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North Danville.

The Bickford girl, thrown out of a
wagon as reported last week, is hurt
more than was at first thought for, and
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
The Man-like ADe,

The life of Mafuka, who lived some
time at Dresden, IS among the most in
struct.ve Of ape biographies, as the an
thropold to the human mind. Know
ing how to unlock her cage with the
key, she stole and hid it for future use !;
she took tho carpenters brad-awl and
bored holes with 1t through her own
table; when pouring drink from jug
Into a. cup, she would carefully stop
short Of overhlling 1t. Her death had
an almost human pathos; she threw
her arms around the neck Of the dlrec-
tor, kissed him, and then putting her
hand in his, lay down and died.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
Alphabet of Proverbs,

AaRAIN ofprudcnce is worth pound
of craft.
Boosters are cousins to liars.
Confession Of Il fanlt makes half the
amends.
Denying fault doubles it.
Envy shooteth at others and wound
eth herself.
Foolish fear doubles danger.
God reaches us good things by our
own hands.
lie has bard work who has nothing
to do.
1t costs more to revenge wrongs than
to bear them.
Knavery is the worst trade.
Learning makes man fit company
for himself.
Modesty Is guard to virtue.
One hour to-day is worth two to-
morrow.
Proud looks make foul work in fair
faces.
Quiet conscience gives quiet sleep.
Richest is he that wants least.
Small faults lndulged are little
thieves.
The boughs that bear most hang
lowest.
Upright walking Is sure walking.
Virtue and happiness are near kin.
Wise mon make more opportunities
han they find.
You never lose by doing good turn.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
HUMOROUS.

"ApA," said tho fat passenger,
thouXhtfully, as the BRAKEMAN called
oue the name Of that station, "Ada ;
what Is her other name, brakeman ?''
The brakeman for Il moment held his
peace with Il scornful air, and then
said, "Ohio, sir; Ada, Ohio"
And then the party climbed out very
meekly.
81 expect" said the sad passenger,
she has had that played OH him great
many times. thought OF saying it
myself, and then 1t seemed to me that
1t had decided family resemblance to
cnc Morrow, Ohio, joke, and l shut it
81 like the name," [ said, "because
,t Is like Bob; it spells tho same thing
both ways"
.Then l suppose you Think" said the
tail, thin passenger, "thar Adam"
ana ne paused, with an air of pitiful
timidity.
go on" said, and "Oh, yes, go
on" shouted the others, encouraging
~; and the tall, thin passenger resum-
THAT Adam Ada mistake when he
'ad 'em add m to his name.'
Aud then we all waited and went in
to the hotcl.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
What Shall we do with Our Daughters.

Give them a good school education;
teach thom to cook healthful food :;
teach them to wash, to iron, to mend
stockings, to sew on buttons, to make
their own clothes and well-flttiug
shirt; teach them to bake; to know
that good cooking saves medicine.
Teach them that dollar is worth one
hundred cents; that only those are saw
Ing who spend less than they receive,
and that whatsoever more Is spent tends
to impoyerisl. Teach them that they
are much better dressed III strong cot
ton garments than In silk If they are
In debt. Teach them that one round
full face Is worth fifty beautiful con-
sumptive ones. Teach them to
wear strong shoes. Teach them to
make good purchases, and to see to the
reckoning Of thoir accounts. Teach
them that they spoil Gods image when
they lace tightly. Teach them good
common sense, confidence, self-defence
and industry. Teach them to do gar-
den work and enjoy nature. Teach
them, likewise, If they have money
enough, music, painting, and all ants,
remembering always that these things
are secondary. Teach them that walk
ing Is better than riding, and that wild
flowers are very beautiful to those that
observe them. Teach them to despise
all makc-believe, and that one should
say yes Or no when one really means
it. Teach them that hanntnaaa IN man.
rlage depends neither upon the station
nor the wealth of the husband, but up
on his character. If you have taught
your daughters all this and made them
understand it fully, then lot them,
when the time comes, marry In perfect
confidence. They will be sure to find
their way without further assistance.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
The Foundation of Health.

yigor, there can be no true health. The puny
and tho weak have al sorts OF aches and
pains. not necessarily because th'y are posi-
lively diseased bat beoau-se tho vital ma
ohinery hitohes and halts for want Of tho i'm
The bood enriohing tonic, Ho ,tetter's Stomach
Bitters supplies deficient energy by enabling
the stomach TO perform it's digestive functions
scivelr and uninterrnptedly. The result Of
this IL tho distribution OF stores Of vitality to
OF muscular energy and the disapposranoe OF
those nervous symptoms wh,ch accompany
End proceed from debility. Irrogulsrity OF the
bowels. torpidity OF tho liver, rhoumatlo ALL
mont and malarisl fevers are prominent
among the actual diseases erad,oated by thus
signaliy .flieao.ous medicine.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03

OF the genuine peliteness Of the IA.
tive OF Egypt we have mover entertained
but one opinion. That view has been
strengthened after hearing Of what took
place few days ago at village in the
Delta. One of our countrymen, well
known In Alexandria as the most sue
cessful Of our athletes, was training for
tho forthcoming athletic sports. Whilst
running at something like lightning
speed he came across grey-bearded
Arab riding on donkey In the opposite
direction. The Arab hastily dismounted
and begged the "Howaga," as he was
in euoh hurry, to avail himself of his
donkey for the rest of the journey.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03

1T CANNOT be afforded, 1t would not
pay after so nuch labor and capital has
peen expended to build up this medicine
20 allow 1T to depEeciate. You can take
simmons Liver Regulator with perfect
1aith as IL IL made by no advcnturers
who pick up the business by concoctlno
medicines, but by educated, practical
druggists, who have made the study of
medicine and Its compounds a labor OF
lifetime. The care, precision, neat
ness and perfection exhibited by the
very appearance of Simmons Liver
Regulator proves that it IS the best pre-.
pared medicine In the market, and j.
II. Isilin & Co. fully carry out their
motto: P"rtsSima ct Optima (purcst and
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03

FARM ACCOCNTs.-Whe a farmer,
at the end Of the year, settles his store
account, pays his smith bill, with that
his teacher, doctor and preacher
which tax is generally In the rear-and
If anything is left from the amount
realized by the sale of his produce, that
amount Is called tho profit; but it IL
falls short them he has made nothing.
That Is not correct estimation Of re-
suits, for the bills have no connection
with the cost of planting, except the
smith bills. a merchant doing busi-
moss Oh a capital OF $40 ,0G0, wanting to
obtain the result Of the years opera
ton, takes al inventory OF the unsold
stock; the amount Of available ac-
counts, with money Oh hand after pay
ing his store rent, his clork hire, inter
est Oh borrowed money and other eX-
penses incidental to his business, but
does not include the expenses of sup
porting his family, which might, If cx-
travagant, absorb all the profits,
though It might be from 30 to 40 per
cent. OIL the capital. There are large
number Of farmers whose real estate,
with all the working stock and farming
implements, cannot be valued at more
than 81, GOO, yet by their profits realized
have raised, clothed and educated from
five to ten children, and to do this they
must make profit Of 80 to 80 per cent.
on the capital.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
URGENTLY a well-known barrister

URGENTLY a well-knoWn barrister
was concerned IN a case where Lie
question involved was as to the mengal
condition of the tcstatrix. The with ass
under examination, herself all ,.yed
iady, had testified to finding her friend
falling, childish, and that when she
tod her something she looked as
though she did not understand. Coun-
sol, cross-examining, tried to get her
to describe this look, but she did not
succeed very well in doing So, At last,
getting little inpatient, he asked,
'Well, how did she look? Did she look
at you as am looking at you now, for
lnstance?" Tho witness very demure-
~ replied, "Wcll, yes,-klnd Of vacant
like.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
Guilty or Wrong,

Some people have fashion Of con-
ifustng excellent remedies with the
large mass Of "patent medicines" and
In this they arc guilty Of wrong.
There are some advertised remedies
fully worth all that is asked of them,
and one at least we know of-Hop Bit
tors. The writer has had occasion to
use the Bitters In Just snch climate
rs we have most Of the wear In Bay
City, and has always found them to be
hrst-class and reliable, doing all that
is claimed for them.-Tri6uns,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
No moro Hard Times.

If you will stop spending so much on
fine clothes, rich food and style, buy
good, healthy food, cheaper and better
clothing; get more real and substantial
things of life every way, and especially
stop the foolish habit of employing ex.
pensive, quack doctors or using so much
Of the vile humbug medicine that does
you only harm, but put your trust in
that simple, pure remedy, Hop Bltters !;
ysu will see good times and have good
health. -, Chronicle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03

ONCE upon time the mule, without
having received an invitation, attended
convention Of animals that was called
Tor the purpose of discussing the best
methods of family government. "What
20 you know about all this ?" asked the
president, tanntingly; "havo you over
raised any children?" The mule wept.
"Ah, no." she said, "Ihavo never raised
anYthlng but full-grown men; but,
ianu OF the pilgrim! you should sec
how L raised them-yOu should see me
raise man that weighs as much us
David Davis" Upon q rising vote the
mule was Immediately elected financial
secretary, with power to send for per-
sons and papers.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03

WHEN a man IN Vermont grocery
store was sitting upon the edge Of the
counter, and his feet slipped and ne
raked the whole length Of his back on
the counters edge and sat square down
In bushel basket of eggs which stood
right where ho couldn't miss 1t. The
grocer was Mortified, and exclaimed
"Was it an accidcnt?" and the victim
replied: "By crimus, sir, if you In
slnuate that skun my back and got
myself into this mess on purpose, l'll
lam your head into the remains Of those
eggsl"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-06-03
The Market Price OF I,uttor

Is increased 3 to s cents a pound by
using Gilt-Edge Butter Maker IN
churntng, increase production 6 to 10
per cont. Reduces time Of churning
one half. Keeps butter from becom.
ing "strong" or rancid. Gives a rich
golden color the year round. Sold by
druggists, grocers and general store-
Butter Makers Address. .Bntter
Improvement Co., BuGalcsE.;Y, 8 !.