, 1880-06-27

| llslllluuJ COOl.
It is becoming fashionable to connec
printing offices by telephone to churches
which enables the editorial staff to slaughter
| two ornith0logicaI specimens with 4 single
rock, so to speak. Journalists eau play
| euchre and hear sermon ut the same time
but the advantages are all OIL one side. The
minister can't watch the progress of the game
t as lie breaches
Tourists aud others visiting Chicago should
/ not miss the opportunity to see the elaborate
display of jewels at y. hatson q Co.'s. op-
posit the Palmer House: Among Others may
| be seen duplicates Of those purchased from
| this firm by II. R. Il. Princess Louise.
a matrimonial advertisement in the Nor
| ristown Herald reads: "a Prince desires to
correspond with a young, handsome, and rich
heiress, with view to matrimony. Address
ss e Seeapest caa Live LIVE
Recommendations from the barbershoP, at
which place he was last employed, we advise
all handsome and rich heiresses'' of Nor
ristown to take no notice Of his advertise
lnent.
The School Board of the Town of Lake
have adopted the Hawley Floor Warming
and Ventilating System for their new school
building, Messrs Burnham & Root being the
the architects. This system is now conceded
BY all architects to be tile best i'll use.
Mr.. Erastus Brooks, of the New York Ell
Cornell University with a course of lectures
on the subject. 'First class in journalism
stand up. What is the chier working ma
tcrial Of the American paragrapher?" The
student will be expected to answer: "The
law, corset, and paste-pot and scissors
"Correct; give an example," Student-"A
man once examined the hind leg OF amu-''
But we forbear.
This week will be OF unusual interest to
Chicago ladies, as the famous New York
Nac nfff1C Hfoc% foI:r ,4r
offers extraordinary inducements in lawn
suits. parasols, gloves, and other appropriate
goods for the approaching National holiday.
, a Kentucky girl says when she dies she
desires to have tobacco planted over her
grayf6 E. that the TeeH Ts H. b her be
must be sister to the West Point graduate
who wanted a gunl-tree planted over his last
resting-place, where the Vassar girls might
come Ill the evening AMI take 4 cllaw.
lIorner';s, BIG West Madison street. exhibit
choice line Of leshorn and other hats 'es-
pecially adapted for picnics and other out
door pastimes remarkably cheap This is the
lowest-priced tirst-class house in Chicago.
Will somebody please inform us why a
young lady who modestly shrinks from Sit
arm encircliag her waist will wkirl around
brilliantly lighted ballroom for hours at a
time and let fellow hug her to his hearts
content?
The rush Of theatricals:at the Maulton
House, corner kinzie and Market streets, is
Laurie, making a special rate Of 81 per day
to that class. Travelling combinations speak
in the highest terms Of this house.
Tile length Of time that girl will take
over a flve-cent plate Of ice cream while in
company with her Charles Augustus while
tions of pork-and- d-beans in half that period.
is a subject worthy of scientific inyestiga-
ton.
Justice Summerfield has removed his office
to No. III East Adams street, directly op-
post the City-Hall, where lie now has the |
tice office in the city.
. Its suspected that the three-cent piece was
invented to deceive the deacons. It can be |
Slipped. into the contribution as osten- |
tatiously as dime, and nobody notice that it |
isn't dilne.
Parties leaving the city for the summer
Should provide themselves with complete
outfit of fine stationery from Dun,yeli d |
Ford, society stationers, IS Madison street.
1t looks bad to see State street music
dealer trying to lock the store door with a
Good Templar's Lodge.
There IS perhaps no one article of house
hold use that ever brought so much comfort
or saved so much labor for 50 small an out
lay as TIE Adams g. lFestlake wire gauze
street, corner store under fremont House.
4 chicken with four fully developed legs
has heen hatched at Fort Washington, n. T.
Aha! Now we know where the boarding
houses get their supplies Of poultry.
. DR.. F. c. Grace and family have returned
from rom an extended visit in Iowa Country air
must be good tonic, for the Doctor looks |
much improved in health.
The Pnl 9fnlt Gazette says suicide is rap-
idly increasing III England, It is mt surnris-
ng. Mrs. Woodruff is lecturlng there and
I'VE alleged comic weeklies are published in
Solitaire diamonds, carefully selected and
sons
~ alice time Publican, alice time. Diem
'clat say Publican got bloody shirt. China
nan Votee alice same Publican, and glet lob
Sasllee shirt. Tlen cent? 'N
j. 5. Bast has the best-looking grandfather's
lock III town. Solid mahogany case. brass
ace and trimmings. Don't fail to see it.
Adversity sometimes brings out the strong
'olnts IN a mans character, but III the long
u nn II It doesn't pay. We move that adversity
The finest specimens of painting and deco-
atng seen n Chicago Of late have been exc
uted by O'Brien Bros, 3G7 State street
When you cleave to any one Won stick,
= men you cleave to anything yon cut into it.
the old English language any
low. I
Absolute security is insured for Jewels in
fusted to n. Matson l. Co. to be reset.
: II mere m are any more orations, bring them
Too sweet for anything,-the baby nict,,rea
Smiths studio, 2oG North Clark. .
a Kansas schoolma'am climbed tree to
ct away from two awful frogs and a milk:
make. anu the School Board called it de I
1orallzing,' and discharged her.
Natural waves and wayelets for warm
leather at Thome's Hair Bazaar, Isl State.
The bay-windows in Albany are built large
nough for COW to turn around in. and ali
osslble emergencies are provided for.
The Perpetual Wick Co., 277 Madison street :
End for Is cents, to any address, two nil
oye wicks that require neither trimming nor q
Prof. H. Samples lectures on horse-tamfne ,
Monday evening, corner Wabash
Tenue and Adams street. 5
A Queer Case. 4
There has Just been new sensation in St. Q
stershurg. A young widow, left penntless.
frrec f1 11ron 13v%s,-.