Morning journal and courier., 1880-01-02
REFOR WEED.

oArAsrEoFHIsM.-ro PROFESSOR 0. 0. MARSH, DY A
 AUTHORITARIAN.
 Break, break, break,
 At thy cold gray stones, 0. G.!
 And would that my tongue could utter
 The thoughts that arise in me.
 Oh, well for the hve-toed horse
 That his bones are at rest in the clay
 Oh, well for the ungulate brute
 That he roaIns OCT the prairie to-dayt
 Thy rocks bear their record of life, Evolved from Times earliest dawn; ;'
 But oh for s view of a vanished fornl And the link that is missing and gons! Bresk, break, break, At thy fossils and stones, O. O. But the gentle charm of Uniform Law Can never quite satisfy me-.
 Two souls with but single thoughts married couple. Each wants to boss the other.
 Pedagogue-''What is the meaning of the Latin verb ignoseo?" Tall student (after all the others have failed to give the correct def nition)-sfI don't know" Pedagogue- Right, go up to the head" About this time the mean people of the world are individualizing themselves from the rest of their fellow creatures, by taking their presents into the shops and inquiring the money value of said gifts.-Boston Conner cial Advertiser. little bit of girl wanted more and more DutLoFSu GCaSG, Lll1 Sn0 WAS VOLC LQRS LOO HuCu would make her sick. Looking wistfully at the dish for a moment she thought she saw way out of her difficulty, and exclaimed :: ''Well, give me annuzer piece and send for the l doctor.'
 After family prayer, few evenings since, little Quincy boy asked: Mamma, how can God hear folks pray when He's so far away ?" Before the lady could frame a suitable reply, & sunny faced little miss of five summers ve- hemently said: 'I'n jes bet He's dot teIe- phones a runnin' to every place !"-Boston Courier.
 Ernest (six years old)-s.But, mother dear, | is it really true the world was made in six | days ?" Mamma-''Yes, Ernie, and if God had pleased, He could have made it in two l days" Ernest (after moments considera- | tion) )-"Oh, mamma, that would never have done, you know why, we should have had Sunday every other day" l An old Bucks county Dutchman rode down | town in 8 horse car for the first time last l Wednesday. When the conductor called ! Thompson street. the B. 0. D. jumped up, stood 8 minute, till fat woman with yard wide basket had taken his seat, and finally said to the conductor, ''Vell, if Thompson isn't coin to dreat, wish I don't had got up, eh 2'' | s'Jennie Dare,'' whoever she is, has come out with new song, 'Love me little while the roses bloom" Well, it isn't exactly the thing, so long as we are legally out of the market, but we'll do it. And then, when the roses peg out, we'll love you considerable l through the verbena season, and then we'll keep it up while the-how do you spell those flowers that sound like Xenia, Ohio Zinnia ? thank you, while the Zinnias flame out, and then we'll hire conservatory and keep the old thing going till along about Christmas. Bless you, there's nothing mean about us, and if the young men of this country have got so slow you have to make appeals of that nature to the public, we'll discount all the roses be- tween here and the vale of Cashmere Hawkeye.
 DRuNKARDTs soLILooUY. | Leaves have their times to fal, And so does I, We tumbles to the ground | And there we he But there's this difference | 'Twixt the leaves and me ' falls more harder ' And more freQuentlee.