The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1880-11-04
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The ~ind always finds = metatng
to blow about
All closa sla=t bs flt- before you
can tell vsIirat it Is,
a school 50 design Is q mother and
her six Iaarsiageab5e daughters.
Why dooD- nail is any ,lore dead
than a door mus lie because it has been
hit on the lead
When does a f,gmcract n:th g.oat
rudencss towards his corn When he
pulls the ears
1t takes but Etto. timc and space t.
turn mans laughter iaso mausl4uzh.
/ ter.
Why arc wom,n arcHcgsb By natmc2
Because the bent Of their incliaatIons
is to bend q beau.
An Irish lover remarked Sat 1t is d
great pleasure to be alone, especially
whin yer swateheort Is vf1 yer
If mans horses lose tLeir tails.
why ihould he sell then wholesale.
Because he cant cctail them.
The best way to eucou-aso : tramp
is to show him pile otcoFd wood, and
other little axe Of kindness.
Never shoot acat with brick after
bedtime. You may catch 'he ser
want girls fellow in the back, and then
she'll leave.
What is the difference between post
Office and one of The churches Oao
has the postmaster and the other Bae
NEST pastor.
When boy putsa i bail through
parlor window, the boy may not Iose
his inning, but the man who owns tie
window is invariably put ont.
care you the mate Of 5ais slipy'
said newly arrived passeago1 - thc
cook. IN sir, am the man sl.a asceoAs
the mate !, said the hiberr,iaa.
''Doesa bad egg look like Il eood
one 7" asks a correspondent, l. does.
it does. Unless ysu look "a: X &ith
your n"se. TheH you viii peFeia7g 8
difference.
Referring to the barber, WHO, aa
exchange says, was a good dancer bo.. 81.
cause he clipped the light t;sntsstie toe
why shouldn't he 2 Is thoro not musia
in the hair
is business good p inquired
friend of an undertaken. "3usiEpns
good ?" he reiterated you hot-tro
in walnut, two in rosewood, and tiae
on ice at this moment"
Lewis Fuller, Of Fulton, las beea
granted decree Of divorce from An
nn Fuller They were married ii Is
81. lie was Fu!lcr Of matrimony
than he cared for, and probably dat
want Anna more.
The foreigner who was executed IL :.
Western town the other day aIa!,-
gzied to the sheriff by saying he vas
not well acquainted with tie cu-.oas
of the country, but would soon get sho
hang Of it.
Old jackson is sure that goat en-
read, for he caught one the othe.
morning demolishing his Sunday bat
which had fallen out Of the window
n srr l f5;s on which was painted in
big letters, "Chew jackson Best
Plug"
They tell me-" said the ref rseor.
''that You have quit smoking. l am
glad 70 hear it. Now, tell me, wbv
did you quit it ?" cause. ury cigar
went out.
a school Of POOR children, bav;a-
read in the bible the dcnuao;a-i5n
against hyPocritcs who strain ala a,.ai
and and swallow camel were af-.-
ward examined by bcnsvolcr. pat;
r)ness as TO their rccollcctiens of fho
chapter ''NYhat, il .T',trticular, was
sin Of the Pharisees, children? = said
the lacy. "Aifing camcls, ny lady,
was the prompt reply.
He had become desperate life a
burden, he would end it aII. lie take,
down his douhIe gun, Ioad- It With
powder, ball and s!uSs, Gag ii, cgch
il, and placing his temple a-9iLst thr
cold muzzle, pulIs both ir-s-er
is needless 10 say la.., Il. "a. D..r.yl.t
missed lire. And right IN ia. next
block 4 gun that was not loaded, had
never been loaded. gun that WAS not
owner OF lock, stuck. OF barrel Geiib- E,
e.ately walked out from behind the
door ana killed father. mother, the dog
Carlo and the old woman round Ito
raer, FesiIes breaking twenty glasseS
and va -ine policemen No I.I4.l
from his 'a.arita rap. Th0f}s lva