The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-11-24
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MASSEY.
Mr.. Nasty utters Prolonged aud Fear.
full wall over the General Result.

full wall over the General Result
CoyFEpRrT X ROADS, I
(wich Is in the State NV Kentucky,
November IS, 1880. J
Gone up,
Physicked,
Puked,
Played,
scorched,
Skinned,
salivated,
Kicked,
Bustid,-
All these, and a great many more to
telns to menshun, Is Democrisy.
The East went for US, and the West
scooped us.
The East and the West fined hands agin
Us, meetin jist about Mentor, which Is in
the State nv Ohio.
We are hopelis, for English did not
open his baI'l, and Tllden was not COW
to be milked for another man.
We forged letters, but they kicked, and
we writ 1920" ont on the houses in vain.
The wind bloweth where 1t listeth, but
the North exclusively.
The North wind is.pizen to o Dimicrat.
We didn't keer much for Hancock, but
we did want the Post Offices. itl
We wanted EN- bad. Viz sr
Nary Dimokrat now living will ever set
hisselfin Post. Otis.
Wewuz deirauded out NV them places.
We sent enuG reporters into Injieny to
carry that State, but after takin our
money for Their votes they voted again US.
We paid for all the repeaters in Moo
York, but alter taking our money they got
spasm nv decency and voted with our
enemies. i.l.r
We wuz deiraudid, becauz We didn't git
the votes we bought with price. n.
Cussid be the dishonest man witch took
money for repeetin 10 times, and then did
It only four.
Speshly cussid be he who. took Han.
cocks money and then went and voted fer
Garfield. ,-t
But they did It. 3.
There is no more yoose in KILN niggers
to keep EN- from the poles in the South,
for the North kin elect without US, and its
wasted powder and shot. III 5,.-f q,
The Solid South Is TO the Dimocrisy ez .
tape worm Is to man-it consoomith the
body 1t inhabits.
The niggers will vote next yeer, and we
shell lose half the Southern States.
wuz in the cars and l aot me down
aside man whose red nose perclamed his
pollytix. Itwuz afearful nose-a beakon
lite. ass
Groanin, I sed unto him, $50, we wuz
scooped in the eleckshun."
And he lifted up his voice and sed.
"What do you mean by sayin 'ge wuz
And sed, 'The Republicans have got
u.s." VI.
And he scoffinly sed, "You mistake me,
gentle sir, l am not Dimocrat. The color
In my nose Is blles."
Ez we bet heavy on Hancock, there
must hev bin pile ny men a-going about
whose noses were red-not Of likker, but
becoz nv biles.
In Barnum, witch managed, we he'd a
purge, and in Hancock, witch we nomi-
mated, we he'd an emetic. ra
The Dimocrisy could not stand two SIGH
calamities, and 1t went under.
Hancock could not carry the party and
Barnum both, and he went down.
The Corners mourns becoz its hopes is
blastid. ,sts 4
Secesbn erik will not be slack.wa tered,
nor will we have gorgeous custom
house. a .gT-
The niggers over at Libertyville will be
protected, and we shel not hev EN- for our
men servance and made seryanCe.
Ell We hey any more corn we shell hey
TO pillow, and sow, and hoe, and reap, or
pay the Niger for doin It, wich Is un-
profitable.
The tax on whisky will be continyood,
and our entrales will be yit psrched.
The niger Lubbock will still hev the
postoffis, and Pollock will yit be Col.
lector, with Joe Bulger for his Deputy.
Bascom will close his bar, for he can't
run on tick forever, and he will foreclose
on all the iarms in The naborhood.
Already he hez put stgn iNo Trust"
at witch we turn sadly away, or wait for
the stranger within our gates to ask US up.
Mine eyes are red with weepin, and my
nose Is gittin whittier.
Ell this state Nv things keeps up, and l
kin borrow o clean shirt, l shall soon pass
for Republican.
Shell jine the Republikansf They don't
want me.
Shell ] run for elective ofticer2 Alasl
SIGH ez me can't be eleatid.
I will go To Moo York, wher John Kelly
still hez power, and serve Tammany.
Tammany is all that is left Nv the Dimoc-
risy and Tammauy Is getting thin.
Their Is enuff left Nv Tammany 10 keep
me the Tow short years shell live.
And when Tatnmany dies then vii! ]
die, and 1t will be well for Tammany and
me to die together, and be laid in one
grave. PRTRoLEpIt Y. NAsaY,
Hart sick).