The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-04-23
CHIPS.
More storm, apparently.

More storm, apparently.
Lock for the two headed Lady,
The Police Court remains quiet.
Tabernacle choir practice tonight
Some one intimaled that it hac
stormed.
The races take place on Thursday
next, all being well.
Flour is rising. That's all right
II it's good it ought to rise
How doth the busy housewife with
her cleaning in such weather.
Silver quotations on Thursday
New YORK, 1.134; Salt Lake. 1 103,
More mining protest cases are
about to be started in the District
Court.
Mccormick & Co, received another
car load of Nevada silver ore on
Thursday.
The Brooks Smelter Is the only one
hat makes any very regular ship
ments at present.
Mr.. s. Holt OF Cache Valley, sold
thirty one head of fat cattle to Charley
Pepper on Thursday.
The troable with the midnight cat
is not so much that it cannot sing as
that it firmly believes it can.
Will the Sherman youth, nee the
French scholar of the Tribune, ex-
plain the meaning OF the word neeE
There is now talk OF the home
dramatic association producing, for
It's next appearance, the comedy
Money"
This is the anniversary OF Shakes
peare's birth and death; be was born
on the 25d OF April, 1864, and died
the same day, 1916.
The storm Of Thursday extended
the entire length Of the Utah South
ern track, and beyond, and was very
heavy, lasting all day.
Work on the artesian we'll north of
the graveyard is being kept up con.
stsntly, and Roadway of about two
feet per day is being made.
The criminal calendar for this
term, or portion of it, is published
this morning. Eight cases are set
Tor trial commencing GA the Sd OF
Ma.
The Cincinnati Gazette thinks
women will not know what to do With
the ballot, as it is not long enough
Tor a belt and not big enough for
hustle.
Temporjzing men are usually gup-
posed 10 be OF mild and quiet dispo-
sition, but it's the men who are |
always getting mad that are of the |
-emper-rising natures.
a Cleveland man fell dead in
church just three minutes before the
deacon was 10 take up the collection.
1t is strange the expedients some
people resort to to avoid the consribu-
ion box.
A couple of small boys engaged in
fight yesterday, in which they
ugged vigorously at each others
hair. and shed abundant tears, while
IN idioEio crowd looked on and en-
Dyed the spectacle.
The telegraphic wires west were in
order on Thursday, and as
10 word was received of any accident
o the excursion party, such as was
eported on Wednesday, there is no
loubt that it was hoax,
Owing to the heavy SHOWS in Little
Cottonwood Canon, the Wasatch and
ordsn Valley passenger train did not
onnect with the Utah Southern last
vening. It ia not known where the
rouble lies. This storm is liable to
ring on snowslides.
HThat excellent property known as
he Ohislett homestead is to be sold
" auction in small lots. It lie desir-
bile real estate. The place is pub
ished in another column. Particu.
ars can be obtained OF II. A. Reed,
yer the London Bank OF Utah.
Mary had minister
Profound in pious art,
And though a married man he was,
a "bird sang in his heart"
He paid his pastoral compliments
To all the pretty misses,
And oft consoled his corset lambs
With paroxysmsl kisses.
Signed by the deacon Of the church
a summons did appear
For Mary to give evidence
Against her pastor dear.
Those solemn descons catechised
And heard her story through,
And then they fred the preacher out
And bounced poor Mary, too.