Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1880-09-04
THE AMBIDEXIER,

'H'it Is u icp''I'ci at liic ines OilIce
VIII" writes with equal rapdity with eiti,-
| cr hand. lie is an anbiheXter. and n
bald, had one at llat. Whcl there is Il
rush of work at the of,jcc and til, devil
is shonting ''coppco" like Il hcnd lncar
nate, this useful reporter SITS down at his
desk in fall company front, and, with
p'ncI in each hand, sings OFF local hap
prning5 by the yard. Tic writes on two
shecfs at once, and Gon't let his right
hand know what his left hand is driving
at; but it's driving all the same.
Yesterday he got 4 little of his mental
base and attempted 10 write I'D a dog
iiG lat and Il wedding in high life at the
same time. lie got thugs mixed. His
lands ran clear away with the gray ,nat-
ter i'll his skull, and things become terri
BY confused. This Is The way his items
:c eScop"d each other:
At Grace Church, last night. the mp
tails of Mr. Thos. .Juhuson and Miss Julia
Lawrence Were celebrated i'll ToSt mag
nilicout style, q costly floral horseshoe
being directly over the altar. and when
the yellow Gun saw tie flames OF ange.
darling from tic eyes cC :le i.InGlr fYste
he opened with the impressive strains of
the wedding march. AS tho handsome
couple walked down the aisle the excited
crowd began to get frantic. and there
were yclls of ''SicIl EN- EUii.' ext him
now, Towscc," as ihc snCct: tors became
interested in The fight. The h;iIc wa,
attI:cd in pure white garments !
OF the most costly fabrics, ana size wore
ange blossoms. had him by the neck, and |
his tongue began to loll oct, and his eyes |
30 turn sou.crSalits rs if in TIE customary |
Black suit, white gloves, ears cropped !
lose to his head. lie vas ad!sreputablo- |
luDl>inT dog in the beginning, and ouCht |
to have been whipped for being so home
~. He is OF good family; and is en- gagged |
in ore of he most extensive manufactnr-
ny enterprises in the Weet. But The
yellow eur seemed to bc getti"G tie nh
vantage, as he had now succeeded in get
ing a death grip on he throat of thc big
Dr"dlc, and when he fcnderly kissed the
bride, according to the ancient custom,
MS bICiN Was Gov tlGtt ihIi iftl't 'l!i'i
)ft hind leg was terribly chewch up.
Among the costly presents received hy |
nc happy pair were 4 fine grand piano
rom the father OF tho bride hair bad
,een scaltca rem his back aud one eye
ccmcN to hl-'c pecn destroyed by an aU-
ger. After a short bridal tour the happy
couple will settle down to Ole OF the
hardest fought battles the reporter has
ret witnessed, and it was difficult to tel
which dog had been punished worst. The
ight ended ut exactly los. after having
pccn bitterly contested for an hour and a
aIf We're driven to HE residence of the
rides parents. antl he was taken to his
'wner's home in Il vheclbaTrow, He will
probably never recover, aud if tic does
viil be totally blind. Be. idcs being per
nanently lame in the left hiud leg. the
beautiful bride received the cGn|ratuia-
ions of Il host of Fl lends. The groom is
ne of our most pron,ising young men.
nd his owner breads the possibility CT
nsng him, as he teHrs he can never re-
,iace him. The father ofthc bride is one
f our wcnlthcSt merchants, and the yet
Dw tyster limpcd off with ~ knowing
Dok in his eye and ii saurN curl in his :
all, as much rs to say, "N no else wants
o try mc!' ,
The amhiheXtcr was sumniariiT hrci'.
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