The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-26

up Magazine street uutt ne caiH~ II
posite house where a rel-headed wo-
man with long nose and her sleeves
rolled up was washing the windows.
"Is thi. a boarding house, madam 2
he said gently, a. he leaned his elbow
on the ieuce and looked over into the
yard.
"Ye,. SIR replied the woman.
Can obtain desirable board here
at a reasonable price,"
"Yes. sir; there j. m better house
in the city"
"Can | see the landlsdy
IL am the landlady, sir"
"Ahl indeed. have often heard
If the beauty aud industry Of the wo.
men Of New Orleans, but now ! have
an ocular demonstration Of the fact"
do YOU ish TO secure board here 2
inquired the woman. blushing and
looking pleased.
"Well, | reckon do. Have YOU
any old maids in the house who wear
gimlet curls aud have pet parrots that
talk all night and worry the life DOT
Of people, Are there any babies who
are always having the collie and howl
ing enough TO make a maniac Mad.
am, am very particular where !
board now, as the last place ] stopped
at. my room was situated between that
Of young woman who had pair Of
twin babies aud a musician who play
Ell on the flute and walked with n
crutch; aud when the babies became
quiet on the one side, the internal cuss
on the other would either be lhump
ing over the floor or playing on the
flute, until at last could stand il no
longer Are any Of these boarding
pests stopping with you -
"No sir; none but quiet single men
board here ,"
"Ah, that !, surely fine recon.
mendation, but do you set fine iabley'
"Yes, OF course d. replied the
woman, getting angry, what do you
want TO know
"what prompted me to ask you
the question was the fact that every
boarding house falls into the error Of
giving its boarders tough liver tor
breakfast, which is something detest.
When a man gets up in the morning
he doesn't feel like trying to eat a
spring mattress, consequently make
il a point TO hunt up house where
the bosrders are not 80 cured. A
man can stand Goldfish halls very well,
but human nature, madam, is far
from being equal To tough liver three
times a day. II you recollec, said
before | am very particular where |
board. Madam, are you married
woman"
"Yes lam and am tired of AN.
swering your questions. II you don't
want to beard here just so away and
the excited lsndlady slushed the soap
suds over the window panes, and made
her brush Ay like a Gin ian. The man
still leaned on the fence and gazed at
her steadily.
MADAM. | see YOU have a temper" %
he remarked. when she turned around
10 see If he had gone; "aud temper,
when il is not controlled, often crea.
ties a gteat deal Of misery aud no eud
of divorce suits. I've no doubt that
when irri,ated by household duties
and cares, that you often give your
husband a sound rebuking, and il he is
a prematurely bald headed man, il is
your own fault; yet you are not to
Diam Tor tnht winch NATURE tHuo"cu
YOU with. But this trouble can be
obyiaied. | have her madam" and
he dived into square shaped box,
"a valuable work entitled Home
Made Happy, or The Domestic
Guide This excellent volume / vii
sell Won for the sum of one dollar and
6fty cents. As | previously remark.
ed YOU cannot be blamed for your tenn.
per Every red.headed women with
a long nose and . brown wart
under her left eye has sour temper,
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