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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15
a SCION.
Profitable Ventures or Ulysses ~.
Grant. Dr. In Mining Property.

Gen. Grants election TO the presi-
dency Of q mining company Is the out
come Of n long-planned scheme upon
the part OF Ulysses s. Grant, jr., or
"Buck" Grant, rs he Is usually called.
Buck Grant Is now % years old, and
one Of the most successful financiers OF
his age In the country. During the
closing days Of his fathers presidency
no acted rs his private secretary. Grant
doubted every n but him when Bah
cock fell, and would not let anyone but
Buck have Access to his private papers.
Buck was Mt this time modest, smooth
faced, medium-size slim In figure, and
very boyish looking. His modesty and
real ability, however, made him many
friends. Some powerful men in New
York took up Buck when his father set
out for Europe, Young Ulysses, who
Is n graduate OF Harvard, thought that
his future was 10 be developed In the
legal profession. He was, after admis.
sion TO the bar. assigned to duty in the
United States district attorneys Office
In New York. There Secretary Sher-
man has thrown special business In his
way. Bnck Grant, after accommodating
q small capital under influential and
powerful auspices, began making ven
lures In Wall street. He succeeded SO
well that he abandoned the law for the
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

From ths DeAdwood Pioneer
Lieut.. Wallace, Of the Seventh cav
airy, Is In the city attending the United
States court He has just rsturned
from the Little Missouri country. and
reports having ~ countless myriAdl
Of buffalo in the Cave hill region. about
one hundred miles northwest OF Dead
wood He and his command wers
nearly two days getting throug thu
herds, which stretched away a. far y
the eye could reach ON either side
Wallace killed Ave splendid ones In I
single herd, they falling piled up OF
each other. IL Is the first time II
many years that they have been founi
east Of the Little Missouri.
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nsliaa.

Mr. g A Bnstd, local agent Of the
LEADEE. having taken . nix wssks'
.sAatioa, Nj. John KNOB. who has
been connected with this once for
eight yeAn. viii supply the vacancy.
Mr.. Knopf viii act a. collector and
solicitor for the LEADER until further
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T-za. cattle TRADE.

Dodge Oty oIobs.
The lively interest manifested by our
stockmen during the week In the sale
and exchange OF all grades OF cattle has
been unusually lively and interesting.
Sales Of stock cattle held on this mar
ket have been freely made and taken
at fair figures. Buyers for butcher
stock and feed cattle are now on the
market and making their selections.
shippers are also coming In with their
beeves and moving mp closer 10 the
place Of shipment, 30 as 10 be In readi-
ness TO ship on any slight advance In
eastern markets In that class Of stock.
They are, however. in no great hurry,
their cattle are constantly adding flesh
while they are being held on this range.
The grass Is splendid and they lose
nothing by holding 4 reasonable length
Of time. Already a few shipments Of
beef cattle have been made from here,
and before another week will have
rolled around the shipping season win
have been fully inauguated at this
point Dodge City. a a shipping point
affords every facility that could be
asked for by stock shippers. and the
company. we are informed, have made
q rate for shippers that seems to meet
with their appreciation.
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"IIAIR REvrvUM" puts young hair
on gray heads. Druggists and fancy
goods dealers sell II mt 80 cents.
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Just received at 4. Bon's, 10th street,
the finest lot OF children's shoes thai
sver came TO Cheyenne. jy3tf
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A new Norwich Wagon, two-seated,
Tom Connolly's best.
A new Platform spring Wagon with
TopNStudebaker make.
Also, secondhand Spring Wagon.
AtIXL Stable. CHAs. II. TERRY.
au1b-3t
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ProcrM,ination

Is a thief. 1t neglects hygienIc laws,
and entails loss on It's victims. SOZO-
DON'T says: let me preserve the
health Of your mouth" Procrastina-
ton whispers: wait until your testh
need nlling.. Break this slavery; nse
S0ZODONT and keep your mastica-
tors tintIl old age. Get Il ut once. 2
A procrastinator puts OF, and SPxLp-
mos GLUE holds on forever.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

For the lest OF everything In the
line Of bakestuffs, confectionery, ice
cream, etc., always 90 TO Henry II.
Ellis, 291 Eddy street, whore quality
Is the specially. It
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

Addoms & Glover's Syrup will cur
Cough, Bronchitis and Weak Lungs.
a27-tf
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A full assortment OF Gents under
wear, ut very low prices, at Polack's.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

The Spotted Fawn Plug Chewin,
Tobacco. the best out, ut tdelman Bros
jy3ltf
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

II you are going into the mines, OF
N . ranch, call ut Smith q Harring-
tons for your mining suits. matt
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

Go to Dillman's for fresh Lager Beer
and all kinds Of Wines, Liquors and
Cigars. It,
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

The very best Of groceries, canned
goods, &c, at Pease q Taylor's- Prices
as low ns the lowest. 1t
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au15-tE

Choice ranch butter and eggs, green
fruits and vegetables always on hand ut
UNDERWOOD a. McGREaoR's.
au15-tf.
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I viii keep . few choice saddle horses
1t my lower barn near the Inter Ocean
hotel. Iau15-7J CHAs. II. TERRY.
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For irst class watch work 20 10
ZknNKR, JACKSON & BUEcnNKR's.
oc10tf
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For Blankets and Rubber Clothing
go 10 Polack's. a15tf
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FoR RENr.-A nice house with foul
roomz. Inquire Of ljy3itfI 3. Box.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

FoR SALk-At hree-stringcd uprighI
piano. WIN. Knabe. Seventeenth street
au15-3t
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Fifteen yearling Bulls, native grown.
on the ranch Of A. b. Ballou, middle
Crow creek Please address A. b.
Baliou, Cheyenne. aus. 10td2ws
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New Styles Of Fall Hats were 70
ceived nj Polack's this week. al5lf
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Rooms 10 rent In Bon's building,
suitable either for families or Offices,
Inquire Of 8. Bon. may16-tf
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An IS inch Y level for sale. Apply
TO W. q. provinces. au11-tf
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The deadly grip OF Pneumonia may
DO warded on with HALE,s HONEY or
H0RKHoUND AND TAR. q
PIKE's To0rHAcHE DRoRs Cure in
one Minute. t
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The "A. 4 c." Bitters sure genera
debility and weakness Sold by
matt Addoms & Glover.
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FIVE oooD ROOMS 10 rent In the
Fisk Block, Sixteenth street. Inquire
Of Il. p. snow. my23tf
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To THE EDITOR: For the benefit of
any of your readers who may be inter-
ested, 1 beg TO say from personal
observation, that Brlght's Disease of
the Kidneys Is certainly durable. Ny
friend Joshua Tuthlll, Of Saginaw,
Mich, was attacked by IL, and was in
n critical situntion: His family physi-
clan recommended him to take
HUNTS REMEDY, the Great Kid
ney and Liver Medicine. He did 30.
His symptoms gradually suhsided, and,
at the end of q short time, entirely dis
appeared. He was completely cured,
and lisa well man to-day. Recommend
your readers 20 try HUNTS RENE
DY. Respectfully,
AMOS G. ToRRRY.
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A new supply OF the Little Princess
Eve cent cigars received ut Ellis. Il
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

we Icei IKE confrntuintfng fnothern ol
pining babies that al last . preparation hnz
young moiher's milk. innntritious and i'm,
P Prsess sSsd sr ss"s. :s snSni many q : mount y
household might have been spared the grieI
S az. ,e sy g.. ses snd d AZ ,a.f sa S,9.ss "a si $, : :hss n.
s sas: :Go 81 H. . .dHRs 'sn issHsr NJ SsI sfss
German Cheinists contains the eiements Of
methe.'s milk 4. always uniform In quality.
La,ble to innnt. nutritiou.. and OF ns
II highly. and doubties. thousands OF inhnts
ara annually saved by lis use. Wa call ths
.esasi94 s'Is PANT ass Roi. se snis y :. II
druEEists nj 90 eents per can.
MANY DOLLAR formerly spent on
expensive Sulphur Baths is now saved
BY substituting therefor GLENN's
SULPHUR Soar, which Is just rs bene.
fetal but Infinitely cheaper. Local dis
eases Of the skin, rheumatism and govt
are all relieved by this standard
remedy. 'Complexionnl blemishes are
eradicated by Il. and 1t imparts to the
cuticle q pearly whateness and yelvety
softness which greatly enhance the
effect OF female charms. It's soothing.
antiphlogistic action constitutes Il 4
prime remedy for sores, ulcers, cuts,
sprains, scalds, bruises and In fact every
abnormal condition Of the cuticle at
tended by inflammation, swelling or
itching. Ladies' moving in our best
society speak Of its identifying proper
ties In enthusiastic terms, and give it a
decided preference TO cosmetic which
merely conceal but do not, like GLENN's
SULPHUR Soar, eradicate defects Of
the complexion. The use Of Olutments
for eruptive complaints Ii TO DO depre-
Gated because o ftheIr having n tend
ency to clog the pores and In some
cases TO aggravate rather than remedy
the disease. They are, besides, seldom
thorough enough In their effects to pro-
vent the recurrence Of eruptions Of nm
~invsterate type, and have the disad-
vantage OF s0iling the linen OF persons
who Q them. GLENN,s SULPHUR
soar, on the contrary, radically cures
tho diseases 10 which It IL adapted and
still further recommends itself on nc
count OF its cleanliness. IL Il besides.
an admirable disinfectant Of clothing
which has been worn by persons AZ
Acted with diseases Of . contagious ma
turo. As . specific preventive and
promoter Of the general health Il pre-
sent1 advantages Of tho most unequi-
vocal description. iiA3 81
Bold By Druggisis. Price 25c. per
cake. Il Box 70 cakes) 75c., sent by
mail, prepaid, on receipt Of price, q. N.
gnrzrnSIoN. Prop'r,l15 Fulton street,
Nov York s -'-
HuL's HAIR AND WHIsKER DYE,
Black or Brown, 80 cents.
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Try tho "a. q G. Bitters; they are
superior TO all other. Sold by Addoms
q Glover. a27-tf
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u-La.-,,..,
~
WAFER Q sc~fos'
ho'us o1' ~eh
CAttie shipments are slow.
Fruit In plenty Il arriving.
Tourist travel 10 falling on
Dress parade at the post to-day.
non,, ,or.., .h,rch ..rv,...
hsn 'n"o neAiihR nun 'ne
Ths ths,momsts, M. ,.I..
eious tsmhls
n
n he ~. ,h., csu,orn,. or
m. -. -
mas Deo" en-
@
Va" ." '"'u'
IefritoriAi politics are very quiet.
ino woik on the wafer pup erten'
SONS VIII PROBABLY DO commenced next
"oeA
A1Aa'h'e's Doom Is diminishing and
. Town Is growing respectable BY
'seo
Denver's opera house will cost $780,
ooo o~neyenne's opera house will cost
-
The Boys In Blue OF Nebraska are
up In arms and eager for the fray" Of
November.
Chns w Au.ti, M rsx.. .on,u,,.
ted suicide In pueblo- m. other d,v
during n 1T Of insanity
uoor. M o =, 49,. .w,.
o, A'e h"
| aremen,s tournament nj N Ton,.
II 4. n,s..,,r % ,..,n a., a..
Gsor,etown era s.n..m.a. ,~s.as.s~
w,thd,.w ,,om a.. 80. a.-.-~.
s-o.,.s.aa w As
T,.r. 49, -
town that shonld n. r.,.,..a -
49,.
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.o.rno.. cs....-
.n,sna,d -.
ne
nays .ne iaaies Oh cheyenne
arsss As well n as fashionably NJ their
' IN EASTERN citiesEa fact that DC
'u'p'''e 70 an observing our
Ssru., r..
IN. p.n.,., 80.
I'M. morn,.a
- -1"' 'un'Ay SCHOOL aInoon'
invited.
n.nv., IT,. r
f,.rr 'he
m.a. m.n. $3.50 nave
-tonrn.m.n, IT,.
- Anvil poA''ng was NJ
r., ~. 'eio 70 ieeiihg
800. - - uo' e.sa' mas
wh., .n,,,,. o S'"
sor.. ~. "' ""' W rem
lassenser trafic yesterday: No. 3.
NJ "ao Nmousn.
thr,,.,, rcSN"osa ~
z w.ss n 'A
a NO., !" east
tn. .u... -,a.
c.n.,,.. M. 'A 'ne
,srd.v w,,s - YES
."o ou'come having
been very modest IN M. r.nor, !, A..
affair.
TIL.
,.v. go. -. .ne
c-omn.,,,". s"ea OF us
$500 !. ..uas~"%" " mater up.
he.n MIMI .
|Ir.nra 'A' Oe''e 'he
n..awoo., p:o
ss7 g.
,.o,.,,,ur. a. ~ 20 ''ov' 70,
co.n,. ,.s.....- anu
t.rr,,.rv Nv. .n" -s'm
full.asd..a go ;. ~.
az nrodnc,.
-
DouVcT hcDuOftcdn. IL Is CURRENTLY
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

Playing cards. q large variety. at
y20d ADDons a. GLovER's.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

Stationery nj
jy20tf ADpoMs Il GLovER's.
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Ice Cream and Soda Water, the best
10 be had In the city, ut II. II. Ellis,
291 Eddy street. It
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

For ine watch repairing.
ap29f DAVID MILLER, nth street
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15
Accusing i,s Readers.

An alarm Of FIRE ut midnight Is a
startling thing, but not half 30 startling
TO many who hear Il rs would be the
sudden knowledge Of their own danger
Gus physical condition. Thousands OF
thousands are hurrying 10 their graves
because they are ca~relessly Indifferent
to the insidious inrogds Of disease and
the OF cure. It is the mission of
II. II. Warner q Co, with their Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure, 10 nrouse men
to q Of their danger and then cure
hem.-Memp Appeal.
The Chicago Times says: Warmers
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure Is highly
endorsed by ministers, Judges, physi-
clans, surgeons, by men OF literary and
scholarly distinction, and By individ-
uals In oil the walks Of life.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-15

The best cooling beverage during the
warm weather Is Chris. Kapp's No. ]
beer. Stop In and get n glass occasion
ally. Mr.. Kapp keeps q fine saloon on
Sixteenth street. It
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chrysiai Ice, Ieei

Leave orders for Ice nj the once of
Il. T. Snow, No. 377, Sixteenth street.
my5tf INaRAHAM Il MURRAY.
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Shirts in endless variety and prices,
at PolAck's. a15tf
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California Cass Suits just received at
Polack,a. al5tf
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a Chance 10 Oct q Good House for Lit
tie Money.

/ will sell my two houses aud lots,
situated across the track near the round
house, with furniture and everything
belonging TO them ut n great bargain.
auS-d7 PETER DAMME.
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Try the a. G." Bitters; they are
superior 70 all others. Sold by Addoms
& Glover. jy9tf
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A large assortment OF clocks at
ZEHNKR, JACKSON a BUEcHEER's
ocl0tf
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For Rent cheap.

Splendid furnished room; best Of
oeation- Inquire NJ the LkADKR OF.
Ace. jylltf
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WANTED.-A boy 10 learn photo
graphing. Inquire ut DAreis Photo
graph Gallery. au12tf
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18
A vouno man who had lust r

A young man who had just re-
turned from long journey, clasp
ing his adored one in q loving en-
brace, in dimly lighted parlor,
was seized with a great terror, that
for an instant, paralyzed oil his en-
ergies. "Oh, my darling" said he,
wildly, "why didn't you write me
of this What is it-spinal dis
ease or have you dislocated some
of your ribs, that you are obliged
to wear this broad leather ban
dagei" "Oh, love-" she gently
murmured, "this is only my new
belt; / would have got broader
one, but it would not go under my
arms"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"Wby am / made q sandwich 2"
said young Snobson, plaintively, as
a lady sat down on either side OF
him in the horse car. because
we are better bred than you are"
said one of the damsels sweetly,
and Snobson mustard courage to
squeeze out to the platform.-Bos-
ton Commercial Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18
A man always writes better thar

A man always writes better than
he can speak. This is rule Of
universal application. Even when
a gentleman stands on the bank oi
a stream, he gets no fish by speak
ing, though he be ever so eloquent
but, on the other hand, if he just
"drops a line" to the fiDny tribe,
they respond with great alacrity.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18
A Pittsburgh minister has a very

A Pittsburgh minister has very
stubborn little 5-year-old boy
The boys mother determined to
conquer him, and having admins
tered a severe chastiscment, she
said: "Will you mind me now,
Johnny!" With sobs and cries he
replied: "Yes, mamma, / will, but
| hate to awfully."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18
Terrible vengeance of a husband

Terrible vengeance of husband
whose wife has gone off with a
handsomer man: "Dear sir" he
writes, "please hand the inclosed
set of false teeth to my late wife,
and ask her to be so good as to re-
turn my fathers, which in the hur-
ry of the moment she took by mis-
take"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

A geography recitation in Ne
vada must be interesting. Just
imagine a school boy standing up
and gravely rafting off the follow.
ing before q committee OF the
Board of Education: "Butter-
milk canyon is in the Paradise
mountains, northwest from Eden,
about ten miles from George-Eve,
on the road leading from Limbur-
ger to Whoop-Em- Up, by the way
Of Bell Town, Lay-Em-Out aud
Hungry, and Just over the noun
tains from Bung-Eye and Knock.
Em-Stif."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

An army officer is retired when
he goes out of service, and wheel
is retired to go into service again.
When a sheriff releases a prisoner
he loses possession of him, and
when he releases q house he re-
gains possession of it, and this is
a bowling old language of ours,
amt itr-Philadelphia it Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

The Joneses had just left the
house. "Ma," asked little Miss
Smith, "does Mrs. Jones buy
things Of papa?' 81 don't know,
my DEAR" replied her mother
"why do you ask" "Cause he
was so polite, you know, MAJ
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"Thunder !" was the remark of
Ferguson as he formed a crescent
over the slippery coal hod cover.
eyes," replied a sober-faced citi-
zen in the doorway; "more than
twenty have fallen on that cover
this morning, and every one of then
expressed the same opinion"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

Jones says his wife is the most
thrifty woman he ever knew
"Why, sir" he says, "she has
made ten bed spreads during the
last two years; made them her.
self, sir, out of the patterns she
collected in her shopping tours du-
ring that time. Boston Trans
cript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

If there is an angel who records
the sorrows of men as well as their
sins, he knows how many and deep
are the sorrows that spring from
false ideas for which no man is
culpable.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18
A bright youth asked: al

A bright youth asked: "Fath-
er, are you in favor Of reading the
Bible In the public schoolsi" The
father replied that he was most
thoroughly. The youth continued
"Well, l thought so; for you
never read 1t at home" This end
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eyes," said Jones, mellodram-
atically, "my home is little hea-
ven on earth" 81 never knew
anybody who was really in a hurry
to enter Heaven" was all that
Robinson answered; but it was
noticed that Jones started an hour
earlier than usual that night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

The New York Sun has this
heading to one Of its columns
"Circulation of the Sum-" Proc
tor would say that this sis an as
Economical error. The sun doesn't
circulate--it's the World.-New
Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"What must l do," said a mean
man to q friend who knew him on
ly too well, "to get a picture OF
the one love best?" "The easiest
way" was the reply, "is to sit for
your own portrait"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

Doctors now say that boiled
cows milk is not good for babies,
it is better raw.-Exchange. The
doctors are right; a raw COW gives
better milk than O boiled one.-
Philadelphia News.
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WIT AND HUMOR.

Said one, who sought from Jerrolds purse a
guinea piece to borrow,
"Have you that confidence in me to han II till
Tomorrow"
Then Jerrold, not abashed, replied unto this
precious niny,
"ohi yes; I've all the confidence, but haven't
got the guinea."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"Shall | hereafter darn your
stockings?" is said to be the fash
ionable language for young lady
to use when making leap year
roposal.-Philadelphia Chronicle
Hearld.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"Advice," says an old man of
much experience, "why, I never had
any one come to me for that ar
ticle who, before he got through,
was not willing to give me twice
as much as he asked for."-Boston
Budget.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

John.-"The philosophy of a
dogs running when can is tied
to his tail, instead of biting the
string off, is not clearly under
stood."-Syracuse Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

This world without woman
lovely woman-would be like a
blank sheet of paper-not even
ruled.-Detroit Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

"Young man." said minister to
a youth of bis congregation, "do
you know what relations you sus-
tain on this earth :" ayes, sir ;
two cousins and a grandmother"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

An Englishman recently said !:
"They talk good deal of nom
sense in the States, but if you OBJ
serve they always act wisely"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

The barber sends his children to
the carpenters for shavings, and
the shoemaker sends his to school
for whacks.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-02-18

Domestic bliss-kissing the maid
Of all work.-Boston Transcript.
Domestic blister-when your wife
surprises you in the act.-Norris-
town Herald.