The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-06-22

She Wouldn't Have Him, az
His Style Didn't Suit
Her.
And IN Consequence He Proposed
Funeral, With Himself a.
the Corpse.

About the larg--t--iz-d fool the BAzo
man has heard Of in some day. is a youn
,nsL named Vile, about twenty-on~ Yea,
OF aga. who for soune months pa., ha. b~rl
engaged ia the boot and since business a
Harrisonvilie. His father resides in s
Louis .nd Is reported Q, veil liked. hnsn
eisIiy Desiring that his -bn should brancI
out Tor himself. in com, a,.y ury s.srl~,
"ut in search If location sud tinaII
settled down ia III srri-"rvi.le. The eide
Vile Piichsssi's large stock of goods. an,
after their arrival and everything hs.
oeen Pu; in SHAPE, he r-iu.ped 10 his HON
IN 81 Louis, leaving hi; son 10
PADDLE HIS owN CANOE.
and this the yourg uan had .ueoeeded !,
doing quite we'll until the irst VI las
week, when II was all knocked in III
head.
For -ome time past Vile had bee,
boarding with Deputy Sheriff Angle, ais,
the proprietor al boarding hone. Nov
te IL known that Mr.. Asx.e has
remarkably handsome daughter, il.
budding into womAnbooi. who ".
sought after by many vi the youn,
men at the metropolis Of Cas-
Young. vivaciou-. handsome end nc
conpi,shed. she had suffer. bv the scor.
among whom wss youIg Vile. As b,
boarded Al her fathers house, she s.r il
duty bound To treat him with respect, an.
many 4 pleasant evening did b. pass
IN HER COMPANY.
A. time passed hts fricnd.h rir~nes
into love, and the green eyed m,n.te
81 uid steal DER HIM whenever he foaO,
her in company with any gentleman nc
quai"i,nce. la justice Ia Miss Angle j
>t"uid IL stated that IN. Was nna~-r- Tia
his feeling Tor her ~-s conii usil; CROWN,
ssrm-G ami stronger, and not until th
b raj al last ~-'k ~.- the fact rey~sIe,i Z,
her.
Al thsi lime they xer- sitting in IN
tsEiiy piri"r, when Wti- found IL inns sol,
bl-. longer &. conceal Ms pa-ei.n. ana, %,
hi- bend.d kn--. n. emp,os.d her O., b.
CRIME his wi;e and thus com ,,I-i- nj. b,r
piBe-s TOT all tine 10 come. To saw th.,
tie 'i-''oHrni~n' was = surprise. would h
expressing IL mildly indeed, aud in lar
suIgr thst he could mol mi-t,ke -h.. n,
t"rm.d niu, that ~i,ii- -ie had ever
Ts,D FUR HIN \ KINDLY REGARD.
yet -h- fsi Never fur = ins.rn.n, ju,.rl AIM.
tise idea thai she va ANYTHING nearer ,
dea'cr than a friend, and -he begged hiu
fos-ri ''e: si.i lex uI.- more worthy Of n.
loNe he Ma i"i. Ia Lavish u.s.u b-r-i
sh 81. h. wa-r'i ID. k,nd II n haifpin sh
va Fishing foI sni IA. had bcrtrr tax
aSsik.
! h~ revelation broke hun all M. On
With tesr- in his ever he ,mplored her q
rel n-i.ier. bat e. lao avail, aud she IA
ab nj leaving III. room when he info.me
her thai unle-- .Le consented .. Ink lac
fortune with his he would blow his br ain
GU. Bat tins did n"; haze the desire,
ea ct -i,ier. ADa he look his esp,r,urs
swearing that within the next three day
he would he -ntj ct q: fer
PLANTING CSDER THE DAISIES.
The next day il ~as noticed by the youn
aan'- friends thst he vs.. 4. c,.d. bu, IN
tine Cause thereof wss not known 10 other
than Miss Angie and her family. 10 Oh
size had COT b led the -ecret That nigh
b. again engaged her In conv.rsstIou
y hen the sIhj-ct II becoming his ~.i
Wa hroacLsd ror the second time. hut viii
no NOR. satisfactory result. lie toll: ne
ise so"id give her t~o isy- longer TO stud,
the u sitter over, aud IL At the en,i of IN q
time Ter sn-w-r should prose a negative,
one, lac ~.uld blow out his light aus! be.
COM an angel la The realms above. Thinkir,
10 i'aci:y him fur the time bein,. she toll.
him -i,- would think about j. and then
babe him gs,si night.
10 her parents she communicated whs
took place At the seco-,a interview, an.
'hey. hec"ming si.rmed. thought it hes, {,
send ior Mr.. Vile, ST, aod see if he coui.
aci persuade his sou
LJLIN1E. on EARTH
still q while longer. This was done. ans
The evening Vile was o. receive hts su-weI
his father pat m an sprc uanc~
10 sum II up bril- d., the father saw tina
The young ~ n had a bad C .se II IL, 80 bs
placed the business in the h ,nas Q promin.
mt gentleman 1t tie town aud the mex
lay lac and his foolish son took their de-
psriure for ~. Gi-, where the elder vii,
hoped IN time his boy would forget IN,
b'isht-eyed maiden in tie western rsr, o.
the state. TIE shove fsc,s were furnishes
a BAzco representative nv a Hsrri-onvii!.
gentleman who was veil acquainted with
'he fsc;s a. the case, and he says IL vii,
returns To oil! Cas- he will never hear III.
last al wanting to don ibs
angels plunge simply because girl wenl
hack on him.