Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-06-03
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In Virginia City lives . widow lady
and an only daushtsr-s lovely girl OF
ninstssn, with an eye like . starlight
night. q cheek like the pearly-pink sea-
shells. an upper lip . tribe full. perhaps.
bat archsd like Cupid's bow, and . form
Pars1iteles might worship-in short. .
Comstock Hsbs.
The mother has always kept . close
eye on her daughter. and has discour.
aged all advances Of the male sex look.
ing toward matrimonial ventures.
A week ago last night few friends
were spending . social and agreeable
evening at her house. and among them
. young man who had, despite the
waichfulnsss Of the mother. found op.
portunitiss BY looks and indications,
such a. lovers are wont to use and loved
ones are quick to interpret, to make
known to the fair ons . love he could
not openly declare.
In the course Of the evening the CON.
vsrsation turned on kissing. The young
man declared that not one In . thousand
knew how to kiss. OF course all the
ladies present wanted to know some
thing Of the art and led him to explain
more fully his ideas on the subject.
A kiss (soms one onoe spelled 1t a. In
this heading), hs declared. Vas . com.
pound. for the proper creation OF which
two pairs OF lips and two souls were
necessary. The compound could not DO
created in an instsnt-it took time. The
ooalescsnos could never DO eieoted In
less than Ave heart throbs. and seven
were better still. The labial contact
should be made gently but firmly. Pre-.
paratory to the contamination. hands
should DO Joined and presssd. There
should be no unwillingness. Tho gen.
tlsman should place Q supporting arm
around the lady's waist. The female
head should fall Q little back, resting on
the manly shoulder. The lady must
have time to look into the gentloman's
syss and catch their magnetic gaze a.
she rests In his arm and on his shoulder.
No hurry. As the gsntleman's head Ia
lowered for the prize. eyes close to shut
out all extransous objects and sensations
while the two responsive souls meet In
that ecstacy Of delight. One such kiss
% that. be said. and the man could 60
to the Clerks Office and then call In the
parson a. o n he liked.
The ladies all said twas charming.
and clsppsd their hands In glee at
thought Of such . kiss. The young man.
they declared. was quite an expert-in
fact must have been there hims, II.
They were surprised at his assertion
that hs had been only theorizins and
had never in all his life put theory and
practice together. He had given ordi.
nary kisses to be sure, but never such
an one % 10 had pictured.
He would like to illustrate provided
he could choose bis assistant. The
ladies' all favored the idea. There could
surely DO no harm In 1t right there DO.
lore the roomiull. And 90 twas de-
cided that the experiment should pro.
coed. and he led bis blushing inamorsta
from her seat. He stood and laughed
and talked Q moment to break the sxk.
warduess OF the situation and give the
maiden courage.
Then the kiss wa given in all respects
O. he had said. but ten h%eartthrobs In.
stead Of seven shot thrills Of tender pain
through both their forms ere he released
her; and then she dropped once Q
her head upon his shoulder overcome by
the paroxysm Of bliss she had for the
drst time In her life experienced. He
caught her other hand and
"Dsrlipg. ] LOVE- you'll"
It came a. . bolt. kissing hot from
heaven. and startled them all. Actors
should have heard the accent Of Glove
be gave; but 1t ~ not acting. 1t was
living. =.
The sequel to this true love story will
doubtless soon be found under standing
headlines In the News.