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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

A o fcji S. chsia Of certi6cstes verify the
sEc.ll ie.co cf DR.. Bul;'s Corgh S}rdr. Pfoe.
3 cents.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08
CANAL COMMERCE.

Arriyed-B3.l, sutfg aud Fihd.g, ). g.
S,:ckaey. j w BucEs, y &tsao!. } !" &ie@s.
der aud q L,oYd to Ap.eIicia Goal =; O. .
MEG .liis!nr - John 2 AeEo1 y 20.
Dspar!ed-Soats " Nora !. - H;.;.' :.
Ni1lrany, & ) prer CD, Round Too, Z 4 /. "'..
Sllfy md FIndly, Ii sii,knsy j " y,
Burke ID S.eTsr:, . Alexander ;.ri y :
LLOYD.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

PHILADELPHIA. November 3 - Ca!L.o-.! /:
ket dull; sales 2lt0; prime i,G[c good 4
medium 4t .43c; common g. II sofecl-.A. !.
medium 4t,4s.; common 2!.l4; culIs -
Hogs-narget dull; sales $40; primc =. .Ic
fair CT &; common Cat ic
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

NEW YORK. NoV'r 3-StockE S1S: ..".0i
2I.3i. Ftuc frmer Whent &c w.. Cora Il " g
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

VEJINCHESTEK GLOVES. Virginia Wool
~ ems, Floor Oil Cloths Table Oil Cloths
FleInels and Blankets, ShGwls and Skrta,
Closks snd suiLirgs, with many other goods
Just received by d. F. BRASHEAk.
octlS Ito King st. Alexandria, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

The msrke! opens quiet but prices sTo ~ ~.
Whe the receipts Of produce Genof."7 ~
light. Flour firm and for family br-n1. IT,"
is good demand at 6 1887 OGsring! Of " be-
To day amounted to sbou. 800 bu:he,ap ".
sold 8! ll0a III for Full snd ll2.]lj 70. -.
caster Sales of upwards Of 1860 bushes Cd.
Corn at 81 r,r old aad 47s47i FOR ncw. Sm""
lois of Ryc brought 90c.s Nothing te'!rs 70
Oats. Butter in demsnd ard eggs scs72o
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

BALTIMORE, Nov S--Virsni. Gl Oh lj;@
deferred g.; do consolidated cj!!; DO u s"t..1 ::
past due coupons Oh; new 10 40s 81; -.
coup 96t bid to day. Cotton Gull; ma. b.!
lCF Fltu- steady and quiet; Howard g., a..
W. stern super 50sSi; do e1!r. % s.; q!
family 25.S6 25; City Mills supe. i5.<4 -;
do extra so SIS; do family 6 70. IS 90; Go |.
brands 1886 81 Patspsco fam ~ $50. VI,
Southern stoady and active; Western HISh.:
closing easier; Southern red lCS,ll1; d. H."' :
llOal2O; No Maryland III; No Z Wr.,,.s;..,
ll7;No2 Western winter red apot and 3
ll59allG5; Dec 1l7{,llS; jan l.C9; Fob'y -:
Oorn-soulheru steady; Wes:srn stTo5E 81. j..
higher; Sou!he:n white 6ls62; DO JGiiaW '9,,- =
W estern mixed spo! and Nov 5Gi Dec >. g.
old tGt for rev Janusry 56! Oats GG.m. a.'
s,cady: Western white a7a2ei do mIzcd a.4.'
Rye quiet 8. l00sl02 Hay steady; Prime :
choice Penns and Msrg land 1850. 90 p
dull and about nominal! Rio carr0e. cd y
TO fair H.! ,131 sugsr es:e-; a soft. q VIII
key quiet @. 81 Il for job lGt'.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

E'RUlT JARS-First instalment of the cele.
Il brsted GEN, Mason Improved, and Ma.
sons Porcelain lined Fruit Jars, pint, quart and
hall esllon. just received and for sale low by the
dozen or gIoss by K j. MILLER & co.,
my25 G5 King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

TE'GE "pEKFECT WASHER" will wash bed
Z and tsblo linen, towels, etc , in 10 or Is min
utss; under clothing and other articles that arc
much sUiIed will require from ~ 10 ~ minutes
Price only So. Call aid examine ct
MCLEAN q UHLERS,
sn,1i r6 Kjpo ctracf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08
LACES
I AUES

ToIchon, Breton, Vslencienncs and Tuscan
Lscas, Ladies' Linen Collars from 3 TO IS cents
each. Cuffs 10 cents per pair, Neck Ruf1ing in
great variety, and Fans very chesp at
ie II G. q. BERRY'S.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

a.REtAHEn MUSTARD, READY FOB
L U:F, Ter 8a!g'by pint G. 2e;!2: &.
&C. j. Z. MItBURN'S.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-08

Sls CASES Of the celebrated 'beefstesk"
CO sid o;her brands canned TOM TOES.
v.toa HARMON z SMITH.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

I'm bic .9tbsraIen1.
auf fisben Sabre t6nnt' ibr po5l
9te 9eeresitdtte ~iriren,
Oo9 ni4t bic Stdrte Der 6ractiou
S9r weroet es bitter ipiren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27


sy0 Sn einsm SotsI zines tleinen BEL,
9tl9en Stdbt4sns parsn am perHoHenen
ai4srmittwO9 Swi Glide i'm SpeilsiaaIe
%ierpirt. aH benz einen Gid iaB elm Jun.
ger 9err gan, allein unS IieB ii5 bic 5as
ltsniptiien re5t wobI i6msden, nobel er
SupsiIea sineu i66nen S~usobunb, weI9er
su ietnen Siben Loo. itrsi6sIts Der a n
brrs LID, alt wel5em 6letf9ipeiien ier.
uirt wareu, mar BON alsrbano Wenidens
tinbern, Defenders pom iunsen Commits,
beiest. Oisie fog. 6errsn bitten ni9t al:
lem nader in bic Slsii9ipeiien Elm, lon'
bern ia4ten aud ben iunssn Mann am
anbern Gid bur5 bsissnbs 8piidsnse.
fprd5e Su usrIssen. Der iunse Wann
a9tete iebu6 penis oSsr gar ni9t auf bic
an5isli5feiten Der Rldffer unb ab rubis
meter. @nbIi5 riS sinem iunssn Stuter
bic 9ebuIS unb CT reSete Den iunssn Wann
alio an:
r8ispobI mir bsute Saittas baben, pirb
es bod srIaubt ietn, S5rem 5unbs bisisu
Rno4en 81 oferirsn, msin Serr2"
r9epiB, mein Serr," srpiebsrte Der
ausereosts gang rubis, viit bies srIaubt,
bsnn bic 9unee frsheu in ieosr 3sit
Slsii5!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

w- 81 ni6t uOtbis, lautet bic lleber,
i9rift elmer getauntma9uns, weIde cine
r~eioIute gbsfrau i'm SrootDiue n2eudt.
tburm" publi3trt; unb NORM ie auf cine
Barnuns ibrss @bessmabIs antportst uub
bonn tan5sIt fie benisIben pie foISt bsrun,
ter:
@ein parbissr (2D @besatte. Serr
Better Stsper, bat cine 0arnuns in Der
3situns 9esen mid betaunt ssma5t. bae
man mir, isiner gbefraa, auf ieinen Ramsn
ni6t bergen iOa. 81 ni5t nOtbis!--
CITIZENS: bin i'd aw6If Sabre nit linn
.osrbstratbet uno babe in hisisr Seit ME auf
isinen Namen seborst.
3%weitens: babe i'd @elb ssborst, NO
ibm uerweisert wurbe.
Drittens: muBte i'd INNER obne i'm fer,
tis wsrben.
0iertens: ioq er nur bas ridtia be,ab.
len, pofir i'd mid uerbinbIi5 NIT ibm ae.
matt babe, o5ne irsenO psIdsn Nutsn far
mid.
6inftens: bin ip senissnb betanut unb
Der pirbise (?D 5srr Deter audi
Der lou er it3 ~ aIe unn6tbiqen Soraen
sriparen; ite t0unten isinsr @eiuubbeit
l9asen. gliIabeib Steper.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

az. SIN @IberfsIb trus i5 In Der
Staotusrcrbnetsn Ssriammluns elm FONT:
i3er 3uii9enfaa su. Wan iiritt beftis
bin unb Der, Of Der 9sisui9ait Sauna
Bu ibrsr i'm Wdrs psranitaItstsn v@shi.
gel Iusiteauns~ pisbsrum cine itdbtii9s
Briu.ie BON 100 Wart su b~euiaissn isi.
Ra9bsm uon ber sinen Settle barauf bin.
sepisisn worben mar, bas mad ioI6sm
grdcebsn3fale aud bic @sians:8s SERENE
nit Neutrality-suspicious. tommsn tSnn.
ten, brad elmer Der Batter Der Stabt In bic
tlaifi9en Worte aus: ,a9 mas, iinssn
Tam elm Seser, aber gier Issen ni9t!~
Stirmii9e 5eitsrteit folste, unb bic loo
Wart wurbsn bepiaist.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

.B- vIuf sinsn srobsn SIoS ssbSrt
Elm srObsr &sil." Den bsribmtsn bsIsi.
i9en Sbisrmulsr Ssrbosd5ofsu, benz ipss
cisa S4afe unb g6de auf ieinen Gbisrs
itifsn ausse3eidnet sslanseu. bsiudts sinit
Elm rsider enslii6er iosen. gottons9or6 b.
g.. Elm Observation-Disclosures. Bsi
isinsm gintritt IN bas NtsIier fragile er ben
9rifsIsr &initIsr nit Der unpsrl4amtef fen
Ranier: Sinh Sic uieaei5t Der WaIsr,
peI3er bas bumms Sieb malt2" - Der
bin i'd" entsesuste Der Riufler. lin:
Speiftl5aft pani4en sic BON mir semalt
Az p~eroen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
pftrr Aisns &Sobn.
Oenerul > M0entur

fir bic Observation-Disclosures
Smpsrtaf & Nort6srn 3u(. Sos, Don Sousss.
8opaf Sn(. Co., Don Sipsrpesf.
saumereiaf Clinton An. g., pom eSsnSsu.
German Amerieau SnL. &c., pou 2tswgars.
ST. Sanf Ssnsr & 2aartus SHE. g.,
. Don ST. Sanf.
ST. SOsp6 Ssnsr & @arius snL &c.,
Don st. Soeps.
@tlauttt Su(. &c., Don GLEN gorf.
German SuE. g., Don Srssport, 81.
3. &. attiSsntiaf An. &c., Don $arffora.
Erapsfers' SuE. g., peu Sartfsrs.
Aetna Sife SnL. g., Don SartfsrS.
Gttt md6hsm asmpasnittn, bic 40 Bet BEN abiease ara
bsfsn 8ar sur4 panHli8t 5ablass tsrsr Bsrluks s.
ndbrt eastn, ~tnpfteltH 20 ftibf asb isnntn era&eunsra
,sa Stsenterm ~ Zen siaisatn Rattu rutsestn stnpumsa
rtrttu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
Aus benz @eri9tSiaaI.

@nsetIastsr: SER Yrdabsnt, mein
abpotat 1T u~npobl-i9 uerIanse, meme
SADIE auf a3t Gage ipater gu usrIessn."-
Prdfbsnt: vSis iinb auf frii5sr Chat
ersriifen worbsn, wie sic Sbre Sanb In
Der Eai4e zines anbsrsn battsu mas pirb
wObl Sbr abpotat iassn t6unsu su Sbrsr
Ssrtbsioisuns 2"-
ansetIaster: .Sa. Serr YrdFbsnt, aui
bas pdr' Id ebsn ieIbsr isbr neusisris!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

~ tar 3tratn, gabritsn, alsksmtsn &C.
I'm 0m e0 Sluartrt atreulars frdL-&brslart
Slfe1eed y. - alter, So .. "a.
nal Ctr. Gtteaas 81.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
a { ur

tar bic 5 srssttu DamYTdtds-g Temp saissa nae ssssss
adslibs abfabrt.
4araburs- arnsrifanii&s etnie Is Dampfu.
Rpre-D euti&er 9lpyb, Bremen f6 Dampfes.
Gunare etnis, eipsrPppl u. antrsr. f6 Dampfrr.
&sb Star eint 8 Dampter.
Stt Eauftuet bon paHasirtn, bic ID In ben lesfu IS
Saertn af sttfsu Dampffrn buristr unb stnitr teirt
aast, aae bic bette gmsfts!unsu ns pasen mtr ess 8utrsatu
ntiutr 8rtanst sta6ert.
sSn gsrbinbuns NIT Sbtssm, ifeIe ID
Bs4isI auf alle 9arptitdbte guropa's aus.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

sB" 0as drserli5e Romma. - Sn
elmer 5rembsnlifte bsfanb fi9 foIsenbs Gins
trasuns: ng. .. g., Sauptmann. In Stu,
bshanb NIT ieiner @emabIin.' Der Serr
9asptmann abnte wobI ni9t, ais sr bas
Comma binter .9%auptmann~ anftatt bins
ter rRnbeitanb" ieste, ME isbr &c babur9
bts 5risbfsrtistsit isiner @smabIin usrba9'
tiste.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
Giienbabu 9t6etS

Sine srrst 0asnabI ss teftn Stast- 6tsrnttuuS, 4
AUD 8armtn uns yratrtdaneetita sRs bet mtr tbs M /
~sdnafshtn 8teinsunstnj ~ bassn unh uia4t 70 ttbta, /
tta Sch In gtstnteam a&u uus srrtuubttueeuh mlss
pfl. mtnt eifta ~ prafsH.
sar auIssans ben sapttalieu pirs aaf a3aas nab saut o.
Utit 6srst sttrastu.
Deter Qtene.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
Die lnffi9e Spalte;.

NV <"yss0e SF"kASt
WSttp: GnfGnbissr S6srs ,temet BEN
@brifen, trbeitert bic Setlt unb
b~efDreert ftlbff bic 9tfunb5eit
bes Qeibes.
Grisbsrite pom 5annopsr.
2aB iie rur idimpfsn,
llnb bic bo9firfIi9sn
Gaien riimpfsn!
Dir, 6tieberite,
grinst es tsin 9sib;
absr In tbuen,
Grps fioIser Wisnen,
Rest ft5 Der Nsib.
9Iaub' mir: elm ti9tiser,
8aderer, ri&tissr,
Wtrfli5er Mann
SdIt ni4t UNI iebe Brin3siin an.
Rlabb.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30

a man went into a Galveston dent
lists shop to have some teeth extracted.
He had taken a large drink Of bratidy
to sustain his courage. The dentist re-
tired To another room, and came, back
with revolver aud bowie knife strap
ped on his person. "When u mans
breath smells Of emotional insanity, as
yours does," he said, ST ann not going
to cxasperate him unprepared. You
may be Currie himself, for all l
KNOW"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30

A singular discovery was made In
Paris during tho alterations which are
now being carried out at the general
Post GHicc. In a panel near one of tho
boxes was found letter, which had
been posted exactly Atty years ago,
and which by some lnischance had got
stuck in the panel instead of finding It's
way into tho box. The letter was
duly forwarded TO The party to whom.
it was addressed, who, still more
strangely, was alive and who received
it safely. The writer, however, had
been dead many years. .... u Doc. ..,..
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
seemed to- abeu blowing hurricane
against US. The line hitched, to the
iron ipt the whale was rushing through


against US. The line hitchedt to ii the
iron ip the, whale was rushing through
the water AS rigid AS an iron, rod, and
there must have been limo of foam n
mile long behind us. This thing couldn't
so on :, forever. The negro had got, q
little scared, for it looked as il the wha,c
would never get tired out, and we
were going to sea, at an amazing rate.
The ship went away as If by magic
and we had lost sight OF the other boat.
The negro stopped grinning, and the
other men expected at least to have a
row all: night In the dark unless the
ship should follow us. Finally the
line all at once slackened. The whale
hadn't stopped, and, for all I know, is
going ahead at the rate Of a mile min
ute still, but the iron had come out.
|. We rowed back to the ship, and AS We
came along the Captain called over the
rail, stWhere's the whale''' 81 s'ig1 ~
"Oh!" said 1,,ssthe IRON melted out,
he went SO fast..'' .'F7li':'Tno2 Han.i
ssJust what Il thought said the
Captain; and that night We all had
opium duff'' and grog..F i"f H'!t'2'tl''
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
%s, ,, MONROE, LOUISIANA, FRIDAY JULY 80, 1880.

Cherubs, and Puissant Potentate of the
Fetritied Pig-sticAers, and the Lord
only knows what else. I've borne It
and borne it, hopin' he'd get'em all
jined after awhile, but 'tain't no use,
and when he'd got into n new one, and
been made Grand Guide of tho Nights
of Horror, I told him Ed quit, and
L WILL
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30

TAR. ST.. BRACEY, Dentist, respectfully
- offers his professional services to the
citizens of Monroe and surrounding coun-
try Having an experience Of fourteen
years in the practice, he feels confident of
giving satisfaction in all branches of his
profession. Is willing to warrant all work
tho Female Academy, Monroe. La.
v7-mar16:ly
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
DENTIsTKX Y!

Painless extraction of teeth by the aid
of nitrous oxide gas, administered by DR..
ID Beatty, dentist OF % years experience,
and can refer to work of twenty years
standing i'll Monroe. Office over Bank,
west room.
Monroe, La, Jan. 2, 1880 If.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30

A soldier under the FIRST Napoleon
ha. been found BY the census man in
Calcasieu parish, La. His name Is
Pietre Lanoire. He was captured of.
ter the battle of Moscow and sent to
Siberia. He Is now eighty seven years
| old.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
MONROE FERRY.

Eerriage at tho Monroe ferry, on sun
days. for carriages and bugges, has been
fixed at half rates.
Pleasure skifIs kept for hire at all times
II. j. LARKIN.
Monroe JAN 80 1880. tt Lessee.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
NUMBER 47sn
1 sAxPLE OF RFPunLfcAN DECENCY.

Inc Now sxQEkItmlSs IS losing ia
manners as. we'll as, It's temper:
"Already we are asked to credit with
'nn accuratosknnWbedge ofthe priuci-
soldier who had ID him enough OF tho
politician to forget tlsAt he was sent to
govern LouisiAnA, not 70 echo tho
palaver Of ND ESSttS 1uArsfexs who had
quickly taken the intellectual measure
Of the Major General. l'Wo ,ahAN be
next invited to have faith In the latent
capacity for craftsmanship OF Z man
whom the managers Of his campaign
must keep under lock and! key, II they
would prevent him, from nakl0g an
ass Of himself, and the admiration Of .
trustful community will, ere long, be
directed to, the chastened eloquence Of
who could not have talked ten 1i1&naecsf
to tho conveptiona which ,nomfnafeli,
him without, convincing even them
that they had placed mt tho head, of
their ticket a pretentious blockhcasl.'' -
He stforgot that 1ic Wns sent to GOVERN
louisiana" by making the following
official announcements = rtt u1aq .iG#
tsrhc right Of trial by jury, tho Ina,
beas corpus, the liberty, of the press.
the FREEDOM Of speech, tho natural rights
Of persons, and the rights or property
must Oe pc6OOGv0U.'hn if4itis.ttEil q m 10 d
Until tha Republican party caaue Into
power, this was consldercl thesum and
essence of all good government. After
that event II became sscorpcrhesd-
istn," "disloyalty," "trcason." Hans
cock was actually pessecutod out 0e
Louisiana by.a Republican Congress
and its military tool, for proclaiming
principles which, from l776 to 1860,
were universally regarded sclf-evidont
truths--the very bed rock Of public
and private liberty. u''Tfe Intellectual
measure Of the Major -Gencral'' /. WAS
sufficiently ample to enable him, to do
precisely what Washington, franklin
or Jefferson wonld have done under
similar circumstances. He was not
too small to follow tho precepta and
initiate the example Of tho founders Of
the republic
SO far as Democratic interests arc
concerned, wo trust the leading re-
publican organ Of the country VIII
continue 10 call Gen. Hancock Gan
asst and ssa pretentious blockhead"
from now until the day Of election.
Every repetltioh ~ these eplshAts wsll
bring uhundlre<la of XsepuhaieAnsv votes
to the Democratic ticket. o, Hut IT. IL
Questionable, TO say the least, whether
such biackguafdism elevates the Times
In the estimation OF the respectable por-
tion of the community, or improves tho
reputation of the party which t0leratess
such an organ.-liSs. Louis Rep"d3ict0..
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
6lubIbs & Stillnann, ?.

A TTORNEYS AT. LAW. Monroe, La,
n will practice in the Parishes OF
Oachit1, AE0reh0,sse, RicAlu,,tl and Fra,,kli7,
and in tho Federal Courts. win take
claims for collection in all other parishes i'll
Louisiana, with privilege of manasing
Same in connection with attorneys residing
tlore. March Z, 1879. ly
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
John H. Dinkgrave,

A TTORNEY AT LAW, NfONROE, LA.
n OHice opposite Court House. Practices
in all tho Courts of North Louisiana also
in the Supreme Court Of tho State and the
Federal Courts. All claims, including cot
ton claims, will receive prompt attention.
Land Office and Pension mattors attended
to. March -, 1879.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
DR.. T.P. Richardson

TTAS resumed the practice OF Medicine.
Ill He may be found, when not profess
siOnully engaged, at Moore's drug store
during the day, and at his residence at all
other hours. Monroe, Feb. u, 1879.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
A REPUBLICAN ORGAN on, GARFIELD.


To subscriber who withdrew his
name from the list 9f the Chicago
News, because of that papers publIca-
ton OF Gnrfield's Credit Mobilier re-
cord, the News says: 't''"i t'n .!aif.a
"Thcre Is not that nnn or party nv.
ing who can say truthfully that tho
Daily News hrs ever been influenced
by any other motive than desire to
speak the absolute truth, ana to do
absolutely right. To continue un-
swervingly in this path can certainly
constitute no qualification > AS to den.
Garfield, tho Daily, News believes him
to be corrupt aud dangerous poll
tician--and none tho less dangerous
because he professcd better thinRs.
The writer of this paragraph sat lin tho
committee room in Washington, and
| listened to tho shameful story of Gar
! fields corrupt connection with the Do
Golyer contract. There is no mistake
about IL. The charges against Garfield
arc truo. knowing this, the Daily
News would DO untrue to every dictate
OF honesty and deccncy did in indorse
him. Aud SO, honest reader, niucl, us
we arc panied TO lose the good opinion
of faithful friends, we must bo pernsIt-
ted to go right on. If tho very hast
man Of all tho $1,000 who buy tho Dali ,
ly Nows were to protest, IL would not
force us 10 Justify Gen. GarfieId's cor
ruption." t'" " su q
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
TANNER GROWING SHORTER.
The Discovery that for Time Aston.
ishcd the Doctors. .
New York Sun. /

The curious fact that DIR. Tanner has
lately been increasing in weight on his
dict Of air and water was totally
eclipscd yesterday by the discovery
that hc has been diminishing very
much in height. When he began his
fAst he measured 5 feet 81 inches. Yes-
tcrday he stood up to the measuring
rod, and tho crown ofhis head touched
the metallic arm at only fect 81
inches. The doctors and other specta-
tors looked ut one another in astonish-
ment. Then tho former undertook to
explain it. They said that between
each of the twenty-four vertcbr,e which
make up the spinal column, or back
bone, there Is u fuyor of cartilage vary
ing from one-eighth to onc-quartor OF
an inch in thickness. These cartilagln-
Gus tissues, they said, were always the
FIRST to suffer when n person docs not
receive nourishincnt, from tho f,,ct that
they arc not supplied with blood vcs.
sells and have to depend entirely upon
absorption. For the samo reason a
poorly nourished person always has
dull eyes, because the cornca of a
healthy eye must be perfectly transpa-
rent, and in order to be Transparent it
must be devoid of blood vessels. 1t
was said that the shrinkago Of the
twenty-thrce layers of cartilage be-
tween the bones of the vertebral col
uinn was undoubtedly the cause of the
curious phenomenon of u mans height
diminishing two inches within three
weeks.
The Chicago Times thinks that Don
Cameron knows what Is good for HIM
self. 1t says: "Mr. Don Cameron
doesn't develop any great desire to
oblige Mr.. James Abralm Garfield In
tho matter of the central committee
craftsmanship. Like n sensible man,
Mr.. Dou Cameron has arranged q sum.
| mer campaign of magnificent leisure
and because Mr.. James Abram Gar
field is on the ragged edge of appre
hension, and isn't going to have bit
of fun this summer, Mr.. Don Cameron
does not discover any sufficient reason
why he should alter his agreeable pro
gramme. Had Gen. Grant been uomi.
mated, Mr.. Cameron would have felt
that he was one of the dancers, and
should accordingly pay tho piper. but
the present campaign is an Ohio mans
wholly, and, since Ohio men arc to
emf 10y the tartS and cheese cake, lot
them take upon themselves tho pre-
fiminary toll and worry of the kitchen.
Mr.. Cameron discovered that Mr.. Gar
fields profound admiration for his skill
as an organizer Postdates the Chicago
convention, Mr.. Gnrfcld's friends hav-
ing been quite willing, preceding the
convention, TO lop Off Mr.. Cameron's
official head. In the language Of tho
vulgar, MIR. Cameron shows a decided
| Willingness TO let Gen. Garfield skin his
own skunks. Mr.. Zach Chuntlier's ex.
perience in running Ohio men for the
Presidency doesn't inspire any rational
man with the desire 10 provide ways
and means for the canpaign.n
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
\ Hancock Campaign s;os,g.

Tho iancock tido is rising fast,
From sl,oro to shore it swoiis,
And ~ it. reaches o'Gr tho liunJ
or victory 1t tolls
or victory il tolls, my boys,
For IInncock's bound to win;
Tho peoples froc, untra,nn',Ilch voice
VIII surely bring him in.
The Hancock fires nrc burning bright,
ON all tho hills they blaze,
Too bright and high for such n fraud
AZ stole tho scat for Hayes
As stolo Tho scat FOR Hayes, my boys;
And mover shall we SEQ
Such fraud rs four short years ago
Insultcd Liberty.
Tho Hancock banner proudly waves,
And grccts tho morning light,
And round IT. rally those as friends
Who onco were foes in fight
Who once were facs in fight, my h"ys;
But in bctter day,
Around tho Hancock banner t,rrnp
Alikc tho blue and gray. .'
Tho Hancock mon arc -tanCii and brave
No truer anywhere,
Aud they can boast n candidate
Whose name II clear and fair
Whose name Is clear and fair, my boys
And onward Is his coursc;
For now the people mean to rule,
In sujto OF frauI and force.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1880-07-30
HIN CALDERWOOD. TIIOS.
Drs. CalderwOOd g. Ably,

Practitioners in Medicine and Surgery.
Office on Grand street, in rear of q. w.
McFees Drug Store, and opposite J. w.
Smiths carriage shop.
January %, 1880. n2O:ly