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The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
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"Deacon Wilder, want you to tell me how you kept yourself and family so well the past season, when all the rest of us have been sick so much, and have had the doctors running to us SO longp
 Brother Taylor, the answer is very easy. I used Hop Bitters in time, and kept my family well and saved large doctor bills. Three dol lars worth ot it kept us all well and able to work all the. time, and I will warrant it has cost you and most of the neighbors one to two hundred dollars apiece to keep sick the same time. guess you'll take my medicine here alter.o See other column.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
Cleveland (Ohio) Herald.l A HammOck,s Wild Way.

An Illinois exchange feels called to thus deliver itself: His hammock swung loose at the sport of the wind, 5 and tumbled the Hon. J. s. Irwin on his head, and but for the application of St. Jacobs Oil he might have gone "where the woodbine twineth." Even so dear Beacon as many others have gone, who failing to use the Great Ger man Remedy in time, for their rheuma- tism and other dangerous diseases, ''have paid the debt of Nature" Rub is our motto
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Some of the washing waters of Paris, which were formerly run into the city sewers, are now collected in casks, and, the suds being subjected to chemical treatment, the fatty matters are manu- factured into toilet soap, made fragrant by the addition of oil of roses. Accord ing to this process little sulphuric acid is added to the soap water obtained from washing linen, the whole is then stirred up, and the fatty matter is al- lowed to stand for few hours when, on it's collecting upon the surface of the liquid, it is gathered in casks.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
Counterfeit Gold Coin.

in circulation the counterfeiters have set afioat bogus quarter eagle which is about as nearly worthless piece of money of it's pretended value as can well be. l he imitation quarter eagle is made of 8 peculiar composition, has q clear silvery ring, is electro-gilt, and contains about ten cents worth of silver. Store keepers and others who have not hand led much gold recently are not unlikely to be deceived by this cheap imitation of a two and half piece. Ptterson's Dstector.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

One of the civilizing agencies employed among the Indians by the present ad- ministration is the organization of an Indian police force, numbering over seven hundred men, distributed among forty agencies. These untutored say ages have taken t police duty so natur- ally that 8 full grown Indian can be- stride salt barrel and sleep through n thunderstorm, fire on the next block and burglar alarm. The interior de- partment is greatly encouraged. =. Bur- lssqtoss Hcvkeye.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Two young ladies recently saw a young man trying to dodge three cross hornets, which had got into his room and seemed to come at him from all directions, and they thought he was practicing the racquet and said he was getting it down fine.-Boston Post.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
GREAT HORSE MEDICINE.

DIR. TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT in pint bottles at so cens B years established. It is the best in the world for the of Coc Old Sores Sprans Bruises, Sore Threats etc. TOBIAS CONDITION POWDERS are warranted to cure Distemper Fever Worms Bots; give fine coat increase the appetite and cleanse the urinary organs. Certified to by Col D. McDaniel of some Of the fastest running horses in the world, and 1000 others 25 by drug gists. Depot-42 Murray Street. New
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

It must be rare fun to fall in love with an Indiana girl. One of them with breach of promise suit testified that iL was the usual thing for girls to show their love letters to fifteen or twenty other girls, in order to make them en- Uiora
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

A girl of fourteen years ot age has been compelled by machinist in England, to work for him for thirty seven hours at a stretch, with only an interval of one hour and a half for rest. ssThe most inhuman case,n said the govern ment inspector, that has ever come under my notice" The machinist was fined SI7 50.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
Enefnrv Ennfo

Close confinement, careful attention to all factory work, gives the operatives rallid faces, poor appetite, Iauguid, miserable feelings, poor blood, inactive liver, kidneys and urinary troubles, and all the physicians and medicine in the world cannot help them unless they get out doors or use Hop Bitters, made of the purest and best remedies, and especially for such cases, having abundance of health, sum- shine and rosy cheeks in them. None need suffer if they will use them freely. They cost but 6 trihe. See another column.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

THERE is not 8 corporations on the round globe whose specific gravity is greater than that of the old HTNA LIFE of Hartford. It is solid as Granite and as true as gold. Wcekly Item, Phila.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
ISt. Paul Pioneer Press I
What Wa Hata.

We hate growing, no matter the source or cause, and recommend here with the remedy. Use St. Jacobs Oil and laugh at pain. It will do the work every time.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Mir. Brush, the inventor of the eIec- tric light bearing his name, lives in Cleveland. He is so modest about his work that one of his friends there was surprised the other day to find that the originator of the apparatus was the man he met and talked with from day to day. He had supposed that the word '' Brushr simply referred to something in ccn- chine
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

The taxable property of the State of Illinois is: : Personal, Ble4. .3o4 n66; lands, $30l. 396 eco; town lots, $l64, ,044 453; {; railroads, $44. .60I. .6l5. capital stock of corporations, $2, IFS, ,460; total, $786, ' SIS 39l-an increase of about $2, ,OOO. .O0O over 1879.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

The State of New Jersey offers $50 to every free public school in the State with which 10 start 8 library, upon condition that the district raises as much more. And SIO added yearly upon the same condition.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

There are about 100 steamers plying between America and Europe, which should give about three arrivals day. The number of sailing vessels is between five and ten times as great.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
We reach fn1

We reach for riches and we grasp mill stone, unless in health 10 enjoy them. A cough or cold quickly works our phys;ca ruin unless we are careful. Use Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup. Price p cents.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

One of our best-looking young men has come to the conclusion that his mouth is too large. He had an acher removed from there last eek.-Keobuk Gnke Gky
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

It is not necessary for man to keep his mug at. the barber's shop, but he must take it there to be shaved.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Ihave no more doubt of the beneficial effects of Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure than have that the Genesee river empties into Lake Ontario. Rev. J. E. Rankin, D. D., Washiuot0n- ID. C.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Three pints of milk contain as much nutrIment as 8 pound of beef.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
VEGETINE
THE NEWSPAPER ABLE,
 NEwsY,
 GOOD and
 CHEAP.
WEEKLY COURIER-JQURNAL

The publishers of the CoURiER-JoURSAL tHon Henry WatteTson editor claim that reliable and valuable newspaper superior in this country the world. It able bright newsy contains the stron est editorials the most complete summary of the news of the world the best correspondence full turf and stock reports market reports fashion reports sermons splen did original stories and noveettes poetry, department for children, to correspondents etc. eic fin word everything to make il delight to the family circle ard invaluable to the of business the farmer the mechanic and the laboTer.
 Rare inducements iD the Of cash commissions and valuable premiums offered agents, postInasters and club-raisers who send subscriptions to the WEEKLY CoCRIER-JoURSAL.
 Subscribers any of the leading periodi calls of the day, handsome book, other valuable premium for very small amount of money Our list of premiums to all subscribers who send us Two Dollars will be found to be worthy of especial attention.
 Specimen copies and fall descriptive cir cuIar sent free on application.
 Subscription terms. postage free. are for Daily, SIP; sunday. S2; Weekly. with remiu m, S2; without premium. Sl .oO.
 Any one sending four yearly subscri- bers and six dollars will be entitled to an extra copy of the Weekly Courfer-J our nal one year, free to any address. Ad- dress W. N. HALDEMAN, President Courier-JournaI CO. Louisville, Ny.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

The l of 1000 would be seriously missed. d.-Fo,ad du Lac Reporter.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Punch calls the face of the moon silver mug in the sky.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

You have read this notice about twenty times before. But did you act upon the sugges ton often made namely: To ask any boos and shoe dealer for boots with (soodrfch's Patent Besse- nler Steel 1fivct Protected Soles G10yaFsteed to outwear any Sole made. If you have do the very next time you want boots shoes with soles that will like Iron and repairs and don't you buy any other.
 Ny references any Sewing Machine Company or their agents in this country.
 n. c. GOODRICH, 10 Church St., Worcester, Mas5 and 40 Hoyne Ave,
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Hair Dyeisfhe SAFEST and BEST; si acts ipstAnfa. neously producing the lnott natural shades of B sck CT Brown; doe. NOT STAIN the SKIN. and is easily spp led IL IS a standard prepa- alton and 6 fAvu-fts oneveTy well aVpotufedf fo-- letfor Lady or Gentleman. Sold by Din gists and Hp- piled by Hair Drcsse (. Depot. a:s WI fam Si NY. c, \. CRITTENTON, Agt
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29
N A6ENlS WAIVED FOR THE
 PICTORIAL. | HIST0RYOF THE WORLD

Embracing full and authentic accounts of every nation of ancieDt and modem and including history s the and fan of the sreek and Roman Empires he middle the csalsS the feudAl system the relorrs- Uon. the discovery anu settlement of the New World etc IL contains Ss3 Sne historical enrTavings and s inc complete History World ever published Send for specimen pages extra tzTIns Address
 NAIIoNAL PEnllsmIse CO Ph--alel.hla- fk
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Vegetine in Powder Form is sold by all drug giss and general stores If you cannot buy t of them ncose fifty cents in postage stamps for package dollar for two packages, and Will send by return mail.
The Newtown bee., 1880-12-29

Wtslern paper says that Hour of sulphur is simple and effective remedy against worms in pigs. and the animals readily partake of it, when mixed in gruel ol other sloppy food. For pigs under three months old a teaspoonful IS dose, and for older ones small tablespoonful. IL may be given four days in succession, morning and even- ing, and repeated every other week. Give plenty of sour milk, green food, celery tops. acorns and sliced raw onions. Avoid stagnant and putrid water. Give access to charcoal and ashes.
National Republican., 1880-12-11
DISTRICT COURTS.

SUPREME Court OF THE DIsTMcr-CmEF-JUs-
TicE ECARTTERA AND JusrfCE WYIIE.-Earle VS.. Dodge;
decree of the court below affirmed. Fletcher VS..
Murray; decree of the court below affirmed. ap.
peal prayed. Rick VS.. Neitzey; reading Of record
commenced. Mr.. Casinaye q. Lee announced the
death of Mr.. George G. lIumes, member of the
bari and rs tribute of respect to his memory the
court adjourned for the day.
CIRCUIT COURT, DIV No, 1-JvsTICE MACARTHUR.
Irucsdcl VS.. WISE verdict for plaintiff for S23SG0.
Charter Oak Life Insurance Company VS.. Tall
mndge ct at; plaintiffs directed to file the policy
register ofthe company in the clerks Office for the
Judgment confessed for $1,000 National Metro
p9liinn Bank vs.. Gleason Ct al.; on hearing.
JOnson GEewr vs cGrsT py No 2yvsTcE sekE
iendant, Browning vs.. District of Columbia; leave
70 amend declaration. Bryan VS.. District of Colum-
bia; leave TO amend declaration. Hcnault VS.. He
nhult; jury respicd until Monday.
Equity COurt-Justco Cox.-Mnin vs. Drury ro-
slraining order returnable Dee. H. 1880, granted.
strong vs. Peters, motion for injunction overruled.
ENnns vs. Evans; testimony ordered taken before
Examiner John N. Oliver. Coltiman w. Moore;
time Of payment of Crossmans note extended.
tlckling Us: Kenglaj reference to auditor, Mat.
toon vs. McGrew; II. s. Bundy made complainant
and time given TO file amended bill and answer.
Leddy vs. Sayillc dismissal OF bill ordered Wiley
vs. Jones ct al; pro conicsso against certain do
iendants and reference to the auditor.
PnoBATE CoURT-JusTIcE Cox.-In re estate
nhinp B Foukc; proof of publication furnished
II. E. Davisappointed administrator; bond, 10000
In re estate urias Hurst; will admitted TO probate
and record. In re estate John Quillcr; inventory
OF personal estate returned In NJ estate Samuel
strong; petition of James Crlisor for letters Of adj
ministraion. In re estate John c. Wilson, citation
against ii. N. Baker, executor returned; served
report Of sale fled III ne estate ], Il. Martin
james NJ. T. Martin appointed administrator; bond
$500. In re estate Benjamin i. lIallowcll
letters of administration Issued 10 Elizabeth A.
liailowell: bond, 5000. In re will George Lowry
order of publication made. In re estate j. o.
Arms petition OF Agnes Arms dismissed, with
costs TO be paid by the petitioner.
Inc Following accounts were approved and
passed III re Margaret Just; second general and
second final individual account of guardian. In
re estate Mrs. T.. WoOdfoyd; first account of admin
istlator. IN re estate Henry Rochat; fstund final
account OF the collector.
ASSIGNMENTS FOR TODAY.
Equity Court-Justice Cox.-No. /, Yarmouth VS..
West; NO. 2 Mari vs. Brown; No. 3, Moore VS.. District
OF Columbia No. T. Kelly VS.. Stuart: No. G, Gait vs.
Gleason; No. s. Merriman vs. Barrett; No. y, Nc
tauey w. Knights Of st. Patrick; No. 10, Douglas,
VS.. Lucas No. II, Mcintosh vs. Cissell No. u
Walter VS.. Gentry
National Republican., 1880-12-11
Nntnancfr,nnnar

GEORGE ALLAN, nineteen years Cfage, fell through
an elevator hatchway In Baltimore ut Ryan & Co.'S
type ioundry,and was fatally injured.
HENRY ARMAND, foreman of the gin.room in the
louisiana OIL Works at New Orleans was caught
III the machinery and instantly killed.
JoHS MATGIE was killed in the pump.house Of
the Union Lime Works Chicago, by IN explosion.
walter ll,al was dangerously wounded.
=, IN a. large majority Of the German towns Chap
laln Stoeckers anti-Jewish petition has been
oVerIiudeh by the protest against the agitation.
:, THE state insurance commissioncr Ct Delaware
mas revoked the license of the Iclnwarc State Fire
ana Marine Insurance Company of Wilmington.
I'll LnE Three negroes, one woman and two men,
VINO murdered Mrs. Kennedy In Clarendon County
south Carolina, last sunday, were captured Thurs
DAY and hanged to a tree.
THE Government has ordered accommodations
lor lOV soldiers to be prepared at Balllna, Ireland
Mhete lady, Q landowner, was recently mobbed
and assaulted In the streets
ALICE BAKER, colored, was assassinnted last
5g 5mlght on farm a mile and half from Navasoto,
leNhs' FRANK Marshall, her paramount was ar-
rested and committed TO Jail without bail
THE senatorial Committee on the Magistracy
M Mpll in Paris has elected NJ. Jules Simon chairman
There Is possibility of a compromise in regard 70
pass '' w
NJ. sABuRoFr, the Russian ambassador to Berlin,
nus gone TO Erierichsruhe 10 confer with Prince
iislnarck on the Greek question. On his return TO
burg. ~ " '
Mis-, GLAssoN German woman, of Marquette,
sa,,i,., Isi, III Nv VI
s@shty SUI Killed her babe by cutting its head nearly
Immediately.
"A LIBEL SUIT has been brought by Charles b.
tatWeil, Congressman-elect for the Third ILL
nols District against the Daily Ne,cs for $4,000 for
during the late election.
A DISPATCH to the Standard from Teheran re.
ports that peace has been completely restored in
kurdistan. shcik Abdulla is ready TO submit The
kmrds oiler indemnity for the damage done and
will continue to pay taxes.
TIE grand jury of the Greenyile County (yaO
court has refused bail TO w. A. Trotter. the
murderer of Claiborne johnson, and convicted Of
roiunlaLy manslaughter. He will be lodged in
jail until the next term of the court.
THE Standards correspondent at Madrid saws.
The subscription for Panama Canal stock has
been very successful. Thirty-hve thousand shares
tubscribed for in the provinces. Most Spaniartls
pelleye the opening Of the Isthmus of Panama will
benefit their colonies in the West Indinsn
National Republican., 1880-12-11
UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT.

On motion Of Mr. Assistant Acknowledgement
Smith, Albert Is. Ierrlck, esq Of New York city,
was admitted to practice, ''
on motion of Mr. W. i. ;app. +. r. Hart esq, of
Council Bluhs Iowa, was admitted 10 practice
On motion Of Mr., IL n. Ess, Francis NJ. Black,
esq of Kansas City, Mo-, was admitted to practice,
On mellon Of MI: J. II. Reagan, George l.. hin,
esq, OF Marshall Texas, was admitted to prnctirc
ON motion Of Mr.. T. X Valentine, W. j. ronncll,
esq. OF Omaha, Neb,, was admitted 10 practice.
ON motion OF Mr.. +. X. Valentine John t. Web.
ster esq, OF Omaha, Neb was admitted 10 pnctoe.
No. ll23. The Abbey Coal and Mining Commune
plaintiff IN error, VS.. 1ho Continental lank OF N
with costs.
No, 50. The, Buffalo and jamestown Roilroaa
Company 81 al, rl'iniinS In error W. Patrick Fai.
No,l2o, The, Buffalo and jamestown Railroad
Company, plnlniiH ~ error, vs. Walter j. Weois u
al. Argument continued by Mr. r. y Mn,rIn GSs
defendnnts In error In No, 50. and concluded by
bir. r. y Meriek for plalntl IN clror
No. l43. The Third National Bank, Now Yotk
city plalnuii In error, vs.. The Anefs National
Hank, OF Georgetown, Col, On motion Of Mr.. s. v,
National Republican., 1880-12-11
suB-TREAsURY BALANCES.
Gold s77 ,32 Currency. s42io 262
Baltimore General Market.

BALTIMORE Dec. 1o-Cotton duh and weak; mid
ding 11sS@1issc. Fiourower dull, and weak; How
ard street and Western super, q 1904 25 do extra,
a 5O6g5 2 do family s. 1906 2 City Mills SUPER 50 rs
al 2 do extra, n 5O5 25; do family, 50 506C 75 Rio
brands, q 25Gd6 so; Patapsco thmily W 25 Wheat,
strong Southern red 81 lNqi 2a do amber 81 l7al II
No. Maryland nominal No. Western winter red,
February, q 2.@l ~; March, 81 2Es@i 22d. Corn,
Southern steady add firm; Western quiet and firm;
Southern white aud yellow 6jc; Western mixed, spot
and December, 5liIGe5Sc.; old, 67Ac new, Steamer,
52Iac. Oats firm but quiet Western white, tiIi5c (;
do mixed, 43ctic, Rye dull and nomnally oec@si o.
Hay higher and firm; prime 10 choice Pennsylvania
and Maryland, SsOsI22. Provisions quiet and easy;
mess pork si4i bulk meats-oose shoulders, nome
here; clear rib sides none here; do packed, 81 aGSAc
bacon-shouders exc; clear rib sides, Size; hams,
1Ol.6pi2o Lard refined exc Butter, prime TO choice
Western. packed, lSD25c.; roll, 22e25c Eggs firm
fresh, aoc lined, zoe. Petroleum arm; refined, o!sc.
sugar strong; A soft, 9tsc Whisky easier at 81 is.
Freghls to Liverpool per steamer, quiet cotton 8l6
64e.; -four, D. 6d grain SelS Recelpts-hOur 8Ojl
wheat 40 900 corn aos2 oats 3427, rye $50 shipments
wheat 66,OO0 corn none Sales-wheat 619,bl0 corn
National Republican., 1880-12-11
Proposals for Army Transporta-
ton.
DEroT QuARrERMAsTER's OFFICE,
AlE ...LII..u....... II 4. n.annla.lAnI Il too

W IIVNVIIT170E
GEALED PROPOSALS, In triplicatc, subject TO the
- usual conditions will be received nt thil oilicc
until ~ o'clock, noon, on DECEMBER 10, 1850, at
which time md place they Will be opened In the pres
ence of bidders lor the transportation from this city
OF certain Ordnance Stores, viz:
To New York Arsenal, Governors Island, New York
HurbOr: 6Bl boxes Cprhhes, weighing S0,2a pounusi
lG5 chests Rules and Muskets, weighing 10000
pounds
10 FrankfOrd Arsenal, Philadelphia Pa; 1ii7
boxes Infantry nnd Cavalry Announcements, weighing
1900 pounds; 1850 boxes Saddles, weighing lhOOO
pounds; $40 boxes Cavalry Horse Equipments, weigh
Ing 100 pnunds GtJ boxes Sabrcs and Swords, weigh
ing $500 pounds,
To Beuica Arsenal. California: 23,2l5 cubic feet OF
Lumber, weighing ,O56,GJO pounds.
10 Wacrvct Arsenal West Troy, N. ": % 2l5 cubic
feet of Lumber, weighing l,05G,Gi0 pounds.
The Government reserves the right TO reject any or
all proposals.
Envelopes containing proposals should he marked:
proposals for TRANSPORTATION of Ordnance Stores
and addressed To the undersigned
A. T. ROCKWELL
decS-5t Depot QuartermRstcr.
National Republican., 1880-12-11
YEARLY CONSUMPTION OVER 100000 BOTTLES
@roposate.
Proposals for Fuel.
Posr-oprrcr DEPARTMENT,

OliiCc oil DlsnufSiny tlCfk anu ouperullVlluCnt
WAsiitNuruN, ID. G., Nov. ~, lhsn,
CEALED PROPOSALS viii be received nj THIS Of
- flee until II o'clock noon on MONDAY, Dcccm-
bcr 80 1850, for furnishing Fuel for the PostOnce DO
partmcnt, rs follows! -
For the delivery and storage of fve hundred GOD
tons, more or lpta (22O pounds TO the toni, OF the
best quality Of Lee White Ash Furnace steam lOnt
Coal, TO be thoroughly screened aud nee nom slate
and 10 fC delivered ana stored or before December
~, iSS In tho vaults Of the Department building be
fore the contracting party will be paid therefor.
Average samples OF the coal must accompany cnch
bid and the contracting party must exhibit sntlshc
tory certificate nom shippers tNt the coal ucliycretO
him from the vessel cars Is the kind required by the
Department. -
Also, for the delivery and storage OF ten UQ) cords
OF best Bakers Pine Wood to be delivered ma corded
at the Department building as may bc required, with
in ten Q0 days from the dutc of contract The whole
to be weighed measured by the Inspector appointed
under the provisions Of Section 3jll Revised Statutes
of the United States
The bids will he opened In the Office OF the Supcrin-
tendent In the presence of such bdders may choose
to attend, Monday December 30 lSSO at II o'clock
noon and the awards will he made on or before
"Wednesday, December -, 1850.
The Department reserves the right TO reject al or
amy part Uf the bids received, " deemed for the best
interests Of the Government no To do.
satisfactory bond Will be required In ench case 10
be executed and filed within five 5) days after the
award IL made, for the faithful performance or the
contract. j. q. Il. BURNSIDE,
Disturbing Clerk and Superintendent, Post onicc-
partncnt nor b4w
National Republican., 1880-12-11
WIN. BALLANTYNE g. SON,
aos sEYENTu sTnEEr
Health is Wealth.

On. t. G. WEsT's NERVE AND BRAIN TREATMENT
specific for Hyieria, Dizziness, COnvulslons, Ner-
vons Headache Mental Depression, Loss OF Memory
SpernalorrhTe, lmpotency, Involuntary Emissions,
abuse, or overndulgenCe which leads 10 misery, de-
cay and death One box viii cure recent cases. Each
box contains one months treatment One dollar
box, six boxes for Ave dollarsi sent by mail pre-
paid on receipt Of price We guarantee six boxes to
cure any case, With each order received by us for
six boxes accompanied with hve dollars will send
the purchaser cur written guarantea to return the
money IL the treatment does not effect cure Guar
antees issued by snoIsr a CROMWELL, $50 Penn;
sylvenia avenue, Washington, d. O., wholesale and
retail agents oiers by mail will receive prompt a
tcnuon. oclSIy1sfhS
National Republican., 1880-12-11
NATIONAL REPUBLICAN.
THE WILLIAM GOAT.
ny BILLY DICKSON,

ny BILLY DICKSON.
Mary had William goat,
And he was black as jet;
lie followed Mary round all day,
And liked her you just betl
lie went with her to school one day,
The teacher kicked him out;
1tmade the children grin, you know,
To have the goat about.
But though old whackem kicked him out
Yet still he fingered near
He waited Just outside the door
Till WhGckem did appear.
Then William ran to meet the man--
He ran his level best;
And met him just behind, You know,
Down just below the vest.
Old Whnckcm turned sonersault;
The goat stood on his head
And Mary laughed herself so sick
She had TO 10 to bed.