, 1880-02-14

lnpct of hot,.lleturcs OF tho Guya cu1stlnE
a!lsetioi'1tn n,,imats he llnd seen. tic wo!ihl
ratilef llnve, q gDol picture 0f n dog
snnras0,, r,,nn hi w!aole Mrlor ful! OF Italian
Tor works Of the old inasscrs,-mnt!e tlnwil
litAngltGr.I lle bud seen two pictures, ollc
Is a te ond nsf hs doy velee ta other Of
rcfGr t9 tlleln as "t!e two tlogs." Laugh.
t tes' ,Whnt aifcctatIon was often found ii,
nrt! II a llnl'se coulln't have q grand plano,
let 1t i,ayt guilty., 2r 4 not Tint, NJ !est ari
worst iaasie ,ssbir. lf f.auplitsr. WHAT tn i
Wcaltll Of joy In tl,lsfe nbout tic home circle
,rhcn let tho children llnse asontl ro,Mp. liz
kl,aw Of Pennsylvania .wo'nnil who
,W1'nlt!Mt ,aa'iI Let i!rr children play With doll
TOO MUCH r.tKt: worsurrrxo IDOLS.
(Laugltcr.l lie Ind n|so heard IF n l}ostot,
lllan who stnte llorsD Saturday night, but
Wlto wouldn't get oilt uf town BECAUSE lse
lla' , ,cnnscientipns scr'tptcs. about TRAVELLING
81 oF tSa tSSa't,ay ..a tauEhtsr l!e was n tavof
man's 1utf,-nnythlng !tllat brought Innocent
10y mil lncrrlmGnt ID The fasnIly-circlc. I}ut
!'e should be particular Will, his model house
20 havellis parlor-lnor turn cisy. Men wUre
" 5 aea or u Wea Saf'es sas tsy sa e5s ssqs a
s a end ss m'st "e act liz liz III tc S' r!; pjay
p1ess Dat s" the nFo S nS r9lnR ,rssa w'a I'll tc" Il
whether he picked up his ancestry out OF
fl1e common puddle, like most peoplc.
l.augliter.] II WIS no particular credit 10 il
f1"l tfn,,,,1 tllat l't; hnd . wlse giansfatl,or;
py ~ aat kYSe5s Ss 'asef ns s wss IS " Woi 3aee
fol mid this iscrcdit lis tcstilony, 'sMt nsketi
i,lIn who 'M!e linn; The witness Thought 4
f.y hnster ' arat n!aFt ssd, out to,r "nSssz" iaz
Then tie Witness askcd tic Court tic l prsl-
Iego OF putting question to tho
Mse WGs yoa sa ho "S askc6G 6Gr"n3s Ga ,awSas "WAo
TEe latter thought moment, md replied,
nude mc:n :" Wcil," sa!tl the I Krcen.looki1,E
witness, II knnwed 4tarol made 4 calf, blit
c4a ht1i1 ERow {0nrt to pesky thing had got clear
After bis cliairnctcris.ic e.ory, acs!snea to
sil0wttlnt tlnc tcatllcrs dom necessarily mike
nne h!rtls. ant! vice versa, the lecturer went
o.. to ssay tint thousands ot beautiful ho,ncs
inen aial WOMEN ~ diin't t aporeela1 ats',1Ss lie
.,,t !'sw s,nn,,pr e preserve s =. Il pure "sI snG
ing;footn ct tsIis model house., he would have
House where tho family nil met. Ltfo wol,ll
be prolonged II meN,
INSTEAD or J.UNC1uS1 DOwy TOWN,
would CONF homo to good, digcs,Jblu din
hefs. AS It WIS, t1Ien went AROUND MI the Mt
orilon tttat', @ s,,r nu cross tho victims OF lndl
tlle lalE and tho COW. my down tnsuttor and
E@ot @ npWllrn they lad Il ini,Hl tn: Luughterl
But It didn't 50 mncl. matter wliat
tllero WIS to cat OIL thu tnbiu Us what
Fatsors hardly kliuw their children 'u llnwa.
cures. In this model tlinlug.iaii l,c wolti
!llreo times II day, CULTURE the tD,nestlc
sof,,r,Ls sf,nes Let i G a.; shl,lre pnt ridiculous
themselves 7 q y, lts only children couIl. Whit
liltcreice did It make, fnr lnslnllcu, ii one Of
.1. silei'i asksl why pancake wns Tx the sun,
tri'ptlg ni, atl .xn,, 70 Est t;,uf forrest sWsr
scst" Iioats Gss' Ths Viz ,ia seM ssht IN ,an 1ns
aKet, but THO husband knew tint tic silyered
l.air Wns only the fross-work OH tliu window
MI';c a'}e shou'a 9t @afc, @ a1l tug ony ell,oton
WIS tlsat or love for 0le nIluther,-luyo ltku
tlnt, 80 sweetty sung In "Join Anderson.
NY 10, Juhn," one OF two stnl,zas Uf wbicit
me lecturer recllc.f with rlre taste ind ear
lleSt feeling.
1l!e tGn hour was always dreamy. Faces
2f tho long ng0 stood lou}iit,g nt ns through
tIo dust n1d tllou We tl,oug't Of tic bni,usiet
aooYs, a, with angels for cup-bearcrs and tlla
1i!Iit ot @ ille tree e llfe for nonrlsl l,mcnt.
that dt s ~ o salis liz Rltsis RlSt Ysa%e, Syffs
passlflg 10 tile nursery, but Men llut better
Ksi cs 9"{ chilrea II e eSxs kissn I,a S!gnsant
and always would. When he wns a boy he
la.l INT perfectly ql.tnt for three mIniitns,
oltt eVer aincu then lle had kopt iii rnpld mo.
Ilosi 10 Make up for tho loss. [Gruat laugh
THE rIsErr1Esr THING IN LIFE
'prlngs h each heel aid tilc voice Of
Sns S',;;,,. y, Tlis !irst s sSs ss ysars " u
Iston male no inonstroslt1es. ti,o,gt!! tit!' soma @
very goot! People cnrricd t]ieir religion rs |
.!!ey would a baskUt Ut eggs, for ft!r they |
Aey would break. Sonlo m0tllnrs would rt,-
2roye r buy for jumping by sternly inguiEing,
i Thy church [laugiter], bit ho iiad neyer
" l!iHll us Ilo wanted to, pfoyit!e1 i.s dItln'i
nar iy.i ti,o l carp,t: i.nugl'ter W. would nll
uS 'ssYrs s'i e w a ip's ry Sr' ovs9 ,s tat y tho
,erpIeSlty, but, hc could cure cure IT. It BY
1st two circuits around thas room oil
tl5 N!nlIs anu ktleea Lnughter] ][0
vns often Violently amused by tic theories
y nursery government proponi,teti by illosv
slIo lial novsr BEEN called tlrDn to nssun,s
'nrc1!tal responsibility. FrpllentIy the men
yll0 Ind such tirln l0tiolls IinIuu most uu.
!lsnlilttl spcctacles OF themselves lii admir-
NJ elill:rell'H l,ntures, I'll the wl!llo np-
etling those lilne theories. Tho LECTURER
'ltntett for chllttrens WRONGS, WInt a
lulsanco to be called In from ii ga,lc Of
Marbles Just to be washed, and iitlvu TIC
ose ose rubbed Up tile. wrong way! tFrautlo
!.Ehter.l Thore hui been 10 nilcll Of
no utter proceeding, Indeed, tint
ONO or ~ l!atn't got ulir noses down yut.
Mora of it, Ma k1 the M,lrsury brigllt, for I
W never csc.tIc4 frUnl its power,
In tsl1S model house, Nsalil, lu would l,nye
,ie 'nost cnnsenlnnt, alry, weil-yelttlatctf
!eeplng-rUonts., Without tile risllt kid Of
Typ III t'le right plNce ono coul1 llo. pro1,-
rly ~ To work. II ono wus ,lset to si1Ur-
y let lIinl try to got I'LL casy position. And
saoRlN0 WAs AN HONEST HABIT,
ny lle hui frequently been most lcenly, II
OF otagrutab!y. impressed by the s0lelnli ear
Gatlless with which 1t wAs iMiujgcd in.
rowtlel hotel wifi, oin Ut those luyotuG
'0rbts H!tt lle liAt! occasionally tnlicn tho rts.
|tuitkia}1lllY ut rul)inr Klirh Mi f,na nvnr IN ]