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This is a hard, hard world, is the YER
dict of every one rs he slowly rises from
the slippery spot on which he 50 sud-
denly sat down.-RocheSter Express.
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No Good Preaching.

No man can do q good job Of work,
preach q good sermon, try Q lawsuit
well, doctor a patient, Or write a good
article when he feels miserable and
dull, with sluggish brain and unsteady
nerves, and none should make the at
tempt in such a condition when it can
be so easily and cheaply removed by a
little Hop Bitters. See other column
Albanu Times.
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A Funny Mistake.

The other day an old country woman drove
up in her wagon to q well-known shoe store,
and entering the same, thus accosted the ur-
baue proprietor: ~ want to see them ERE
sNinety-fve' Rubber Boots advertised in all
the papers. I'm thinking they must be cheap
ut ninety.fve cents, and I'll just take home
two pair to the old man."
1t was difficult at first to convince the old
lady that the figures 1895" referred to quality,
not price, and that the boots were IS per
cent. sterling pure; but when she was shown
a sample cut open to display the interior, and
saw that the soles were half al inch thick oil
solid rubber, and that the upper and legs were
double thick, she was contented to pay, not
ninety.fve cents, but several dollars, for q
single pair OF the "Candee s. Per Cent.
Boots" believing they would be the cheap.
est in the end Tor the " old man" The
storekeeper punched the date Of sale in
the legs so as to Tx the expiration Of the
three months warrant, aud assured her in
case they did not stand the warrant, he
would give q new pair free Of charge.
There is nothing to cleanse an impure cir.
c~ulation or wake up q dormant liver like SEQ
Wills Blood and Liver Syrup. It does thu
business thoroughly in either case, promoting
active bilious secretion, restoring to the lii,
current the purity OF perfect health and re
moving from tho cuticle disfguring eruption!
and sores. Chronic rheumatism and govt also
succumb to its curative influence. For tn,
diseases peculiar to the gentler sex it is q cap
ital remedy. All druggists sell it.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1880-01-21

A cable dispatch to the Associated Press
says that Mason & Hamlin have been awarded
the highest gold medal at the Paris Exposition
tor their cabinet organs. Thirty best makers
of the world were competitors.
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For one cent purchase a postal card and
send your address to DR.. Sanford, l62 Broad
way, New York, and receive pamphlets by
return mail, from which you can learn whether
your liver is out of order, and il out of order,
or is any way diseased, what is the best thing
in the world to take tor it.
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DR.. C. +. Shoemaker, OF Reading, Pa, is the
only aural surgeon in the United States who
devotos ait his time to the treatment Of deaf.
ness and diseases OF the ear and catarrh; es
pecinlly running ear. Nearly twenty years ex.
perience. Thousands testify to his skill. Con.
suit him by mail or otherwise. Pamphlet free.
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CURE FOR Cough OR COLD. - AS soon as
there is the slightest uneasiness of The chest,
with difficulty OF breathing, or indication Of
cough, take during the day a few Browne
Bronchial Troches.n Is centa q box.
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War kills Its thousands, but a cough its tens
OF thousands; DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, how
ever, always kills a cough. Price only Is
cents a bottle.
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By sendingthirty-iv cents, with age, height
color OF eyes and hair, you will receive by re
turn mail q correct photograph Of your future
husband OF wife, with name and date of mar
rage. Address W. Fox, P. o. Drawer 81,
E~nltnnvilla. II. u.
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Colonel Burnaby says that Europe has
less than 9,5O0,OOO soldiers and 100000
of sea forces.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1880-01-21

Get Lyons Patent Heel stitfener applied &c
those new boots and they will never run over,
and will lasG twice as long.
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Wanted.
Sherman & c., Marshall, Mich, want an
agent in this county at once, at a salary OF
SlO0 per month and expenses paid. For full
particulars address Us above.
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Daughters, Wives and NIothsrs:,

All grocers keep G. Gilbert's starches.
Chew Jackson's Best Sweet Navy Tobacco.
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Ii other remedies have failed, try Pisos
Cure for Consumption for your cough.
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Young men 90 west. Learn te!egraphy. Ad-
dress E. Valentine, Manager, GAINESVILLE, wis.
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Mnxnn q Hamlin Uahinat dreams

Demonstrated best by HIGHEST HONORS 4, III.
WORLDS EXPsSITlONS TW FIVE Akc ftz.:
at PARIS, lSI; vienna, 1873; SANTIAGO. 1873; Pr..ADEL-
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ISIS, Only American Organs ever awarded highs hon
ors Mt any such. Sold for cash Or iustdllmcutS.. ia Us
IEA-Ep CATALOGUES and Circulars with new styles and
nriccs sent free. MASON 4 uAMLIN ORGAN Co,
i,,,,,, S,,u. Work. or (rir 400.
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The 6 UrummarN

The following is a leaf of the note
book, VIC are told, of a commercial
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Frank Leslle's Chatterb0E d expressly de.
kGned 70 please the eye with It's wealth Of pictures, and
TO entertain and instruct youthful readers with is caro-
fully prepared literary contents, which will not fail u
az the attention Of, and interest and instruct, children
sf tender year. The CnArIIaBox should be In every
household. Published monthly. Pnos only 10 cents .
copy, o., 81 . yeal, postage free.
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Frank Leslie's Pleasant HourS.-Amonthly
periodical containing literature. Of the most pleasing
character, Tales, Narratives, Adventures, Posty, etc,
psCes abound with besutifal engrsytnEs and exceeding
b delightful and entertaining reading. 4 pleasant hour
en- Always be passed In it, company. Prics Is cents Q
sooY. Animal mb4c1iptep S.O, poStpatd.
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Frank Isslie,s boys, and Girls, Weekly:
The Oldest and bed juvenile paper published. 4 con-
stapt s~uccsssion Of Serial and Short Stories, full Of Fun.
Animation and Brightness, and free from sensational.
the Publie Schools, Adventures. Foreign Travel, Anec.
dotsA, HIzsles, etc, ste. Each number 2 profuselly
HiusTsted. Published every Monday. Price, single
numSer, 5 esntl annual subscription, $1to, postage In
'duded.
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Frank Leslis's Budget.-A Magazine Of Hu-
norous and Sparkling Stories, Tales Of Heioism, Advsn.
INTO psees, oiled With Interesting Stores, Tales, STR
fn1 Adventures, Startling Incidents, Anecdotes, stes
~, Il i ~profussly and handsomely tllustreted. Pub.
Mhod nootAly. Single copy Is eensI annual suhsestp
Nol n r., peStpald o. -
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-18

BLEN1suEs UPON THE FEMALE COUN.
~TENANcE, II Of n complexional nature,
speedily vanish when GLENN'S Sui
PHUR SOAP Is used TO obliterats
them. Pimples, blotches, moth
patches, rouRhness, redness, tan and
freckles are invariably banished by this
incompatible clarifying agent. Erup.
tive ailments, sores, cuts, bruises,
scalds. and other affections and inju.
ries Of the cuticle are likewise removed
by IL. Sulphur baths have long been
renowned Ms the best remedy for skin
diseases, rheumatism and govt.
GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP Il In
cheaper. BY opening the pores and
promoting n vigorous superficial circu'
lation, this excellent article contributes
to the health Of the entire system ms
well rs 70 that Of the cuticle. Since its
introduction TO the public notice It. has
repeatedly been commended by the
medical profession and press, and few
external specifics have won such .,gol-
den opinions" among all classes. II
prevents obnoxious diseases rs well rs
remedies them, and disinfects clothing
and linen impregnated with disease.
Dandrun Is entirely eradicated by 1t.
and Its use Is, or that account, greatly
TO be ~desiderated by persons whose
hair Is thinning out In consequence Of
dryness Of the scalp. Those who have
used ointments and liquid without
avail for the u OF eruptions Of mn
obstinate character, will find II they
try IL, that GLENN'S SULPHUR
SOAP remove scorbutic complaints
irremcdiablc 10y less e~ficacious means,
and prevents the reoccurrence Of suci
disorders. For bleaching fine articles
Of needlework and all kinds OF whits
wooden, cotton and linen fabrics thi.
soap is superior 10 any article that car
be used for the purpose
Sold by Druggists. Price &c. pei
cake l Box q cakes) 75c.. sent b,
mail, prepaid, on receipt Of price, q. NJ
CzIrTENroS. Prop'r. 1i5 Fnlton street
New York.
HML's Ham AND WHISPER DYE
Black or Brown, 30 cents.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-18

Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure Is the remedy that will cure the
many diseases peculiar to women. Head
aches, neuralgia. disordered nerves,
weakness, mental shocks, and kindred
ailments are effectually removed by its
use.-The Aouter's Magazine.
I have suffered from n kidney difl-
Guilty for the past ten years, accom-
panied with nervous spasms. Phys
icians gave me but temporary relief,
but after using three and one-half
bottles OF Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure, my nervous spasms were
entirely relieved. My age Is n years.
I recommend this great remedy to all
sufferers from nervous troubles. M.
Mis-. MANY REEsE.
Easton, Pa. "3 !
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aIIarAsx aArTsns.

Cd Tho. n. Mem. eth cavalry. has
been appointsd a. slpsnatssdsnt q Ne
mounted recruiting service
Ihs foiie~tng proaotio.s sd ~
p1intlssnts sess m@ds 10 co<1I<Hy @.
I'd cavalry, On reeommendstion q DC
company commander, Fort ID. A Rus
sell, August I: Corporal wn. Burke 70
be sergeant, vice Comber, resigned;
Private Hsbert Boehnks. 70 be eorpo-
raj, vice Rosenberry, reduced; Private
Edwin L. Harmon. 70 be corporal, vice
Taylor. resignsd-4fi 20 date from Aug.
I. 1850.
Private WIN. II. Creeeh, company y,
Sd cavalry, ~ transferred 10 company
K. 4th infantry. his place being taken
BY Trumpeter Robt. G. McComas. Of
company X. 4th infantry. war depart
ment. Aug. l6-
Army and navy E>essisr.
Col. Edwin III. Leib. formerly captain
5th cavalry, arrived here last week.
and h2 qharten ~ No. lslo Mas
Achusetts ayenne-
Capt. Edward.M HsyL 9Th cavalry,
was present ut the review Of the Penn
syivAnia national guard at chanounI
on "Wednesday last
Gen. A. Med. Cook declined the do
tail Of president Of the army examining
board for iisnteuants. which he could
have again received. and Col. clitz goe'
on In bis stead.
Lieut. George +. Chase, Sd cavalry
retnrnsd TO the artillery school NJ For
tress Monroe last week from Swamp
scott, Mass. where he had been on
visit to his old friend Lieut.. Charles II
Rockwell, 9th cavalry.
Lieut.. Geo. o. Webster, 4th infan
try, who has been detailed ~ professo|
OF military tactics and science ut Al
legheny college, Meadyille, Pa, was IA
command OF his company In Merritt's
column which went to the relief o
Thornburgh and Payne. He enteres
his regiment In June. 1896, from th'
military academy, and was ~regimenta
adjutant from 1867 to 1875.
A well known naval Officer here wa
30 unfortunate several years ago rs Il
suffer from q dangerous fever, which
resulted In bis losing every particle o
hair from the greater part Of his head
Recently the hair has began 10 grow oil
the bald space, and Is now nearly hal
an inch long. He claims 1t is the result
OF the use Of coal oil.
There Is n very strong impression II
the minds Of war department officials
that Gen. Scho6eld will ere long be re
lieved from the command OF Yves
Point, mt his own request, and that
prominent officer will be appointed Il
his place. The president, we know
has been urged TO detail an officer a
the head OF the military academy VIII
Is not a graduate OF the academy.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-18

IHE HEUa-
The International corn and aed
markst IN Yienna has been opened.
T,sre hare been heavy fnosts all
over the east Of late. destroying tender
vegetation
Germany has had a poor harvest and
the export4tion Of grain win probably
be prohibited
Diplomatioally speaking, the hearts
Of the United States and Roumania
now beat IS one.
About $4,000 Americans went TO
Europe this summer and spent about
SO, 000, 900 there.
The pope viii hold a consistory on
Friday and nominate n number OF
American bishops-
Gen. fremont has written 4 cam
pzisn pamphlet entitled swords Of
gold to bnsiness men,
Gen. Roberts has taken 80 days n.
tions with him 70 Candahar. How
many eorpses he win bring back Is moi
stated.
New Workers seem 10 be impresse<
with the belief that they possess gols
and silver mines in their " Adiron
dack mountains-
Ex. Gov. Herschel ". johnson, o
Georgia. the famous fire eater, died q
his residence in jefferson county, Ca
on Monday night. aged 0s years.
A large nre secured in Eureka
Now, yesterday, which destroyed man,
large buildings and dwellings and left
number Of families destitute.
London Is impoverished OF Americas
gold. having sent all OF its stock OF th
same 10 the United States in paymen
Of imports. A very good sign for us-
Jonas Rsiss Il Co., bankers, Of Lon
don and Liverpool, suspended paymen
yesterday. We inare done with thi
manner of racket In the United States
It is thought that Senator Del valis
Of Buenos Ayres, viii be elected presl
dent Of the Argentine Republic. tn
former president resigned n few day
ago.
John Dillon's speeches throughou
Ireland have raised the ire OF the chic
secretary for ireland, who denounce'
them In the house Of commons yester
day. " ae
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easxs4sd . pertips q Hsy xesk eity,
and rlds thai tie nerehAnts and man,
ufactlrefs are ready 70 eo-opefate,
Ths cosf of ne ..pl4nt" for tks manu-
f.etars q elsetItrity = less than ons'
hAif TIE sum required aer 80 TX
nss elsetne4I saetne Il % lar q success
Edison claims thai IL viii draw hs4yiel
loads On . steep grade at . highsr nts
Of speed than the ordinary locomotive,
He's building engines for trial on thu
Pennsylv1niz road
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Mr.. Vanderbilt owns Maud g., the
phenomenal trotter.
Mr.. Gus. Training departed yester-
day for Laramie City.
Mai. wham, paymaster, U. y. A.,
went down to Denver yesterday.
Hon. J. W. Medium, Of Laramie
City, came down TO the capital yester-
day, and will return home to-day.
Hon. John v. Farweii, and son, Of
Chicago, passed through yesterday on
their way from Leadville to Chicago,
taking dinner mt the Union Pacific.
Robert Bonner Is greatly exercised
over tho feats OF Maud S. and ST. julien,
and proposes 10 let some Of his own
flst nags make a record on the track.
Gen. Grant told a Denver reporter on
Monday that he would have nothing
to do with the San Pedro mining COM
pany, II the intention was TO sell stock.
Mr.. Charles Forsyth Wilson, the nc
complished city editor Of the Denver
Republican, Is spending n brief season
in the city, accompanied by his estim-
able wife.
Gen. Garfield has accepted n gold.
headed cane voted TO him by the visi-
tors to n Catholic church fair at Port
Huron. Mich. lie had n large majority
over both Hancock and Weaver.
MI. N. l.. Dana and wife, Of st.
LOUIS, arrived in the city yesterday.
They at once departed for the Elkhorn,
where their son lies In precarlous con-
dition, no having been III upon his ar
rival. at that point.
E. Dickinson, esq, superintendent Of
the Laramie division OF the U. P. road,
was suddenly called home from Chey-
enne yesterday on account Of the seri-
Gus illness OF one OF his children. He
was sent up on n special engine.
President Hayes and party will leave
Washington on the 25th for the Pacific
coast. They will probably pass through
s"" nm 80. u"M
$500 o"~ uM
on. n.a,,.M. ~as~,
Devens.
Al Dver,s. @. z. selbv. XIV. Ch,,
FORSYTH Wilson and ladv Ia Denver
Republican: Ed. ordway. Deadvood:
w. y. Mari. Omaha: r Stone nm
Ipaya. III; John. Mrs. and Miss Ba..
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-18

GItJ 1euMtti AcEtA4E- =.
The council held . regular meeting
iAst evening. Members present. Messrs.
Robertson, Hoyt, Kimme. McGngor
and Marks.
Mr.. MARKS was called 70 the chair.
On motion the city marshal WAS or
dsrsd to notify property owners 10 no
pair all defects in the sidewalks I'm front
Of their property, failing I'm which the
city 10 have the repairs made and the
cost TO be charged TO the property abut-
ting.
The special COMMITTEES reported 10 the
council the proposition OF ,. G. Pratt,
esq, who was injured by . detective
sidewalk. viz, 10 ssttle for $500 and
medical expenses. Report received
and committee discharged.
City engineers final report on the
new ditch and reservoir received and
fied. iFta
Bids for laying water pipes were 70
ceived and referred to tbs special com
mittss I'm charge OF the extension
Bills amounting 70 ss39.00 were au'
dlted and warrants ordered drawn fol
the payment Of same.
Mr.. Robertson, chairman special com
mittee 70 repair ditch near depot, No
ported the work completed. Commit
tee discharged.
The clerk was instructed 10 motif,
Major Talbot that his supply Of wateI
would be regulated hereafter by the
superintendent Of bitches.
On motion council adjourned.
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PASTORAL SILsasnAsn.
Tks ADSSlsGAssf4 MAAs ~ b IL
a1Fek C~safsse4es

-
The following are the appointments
made By Tia n. T. eonfsrsnes, In ses-
aoa last ~eek - GeorsetOsn. Col;
soUTakRk DIsrRIcT-EARL cRAEsToE
r. Il
Denver-Laxrence street, 70 be sup
piled; California street. y. q. Milling
ton; ST. James, II. 3. Hilton; Evans
church, 10 DO Supplied by J. =. Nc
ClellAnd-
Morrison, J. Collins.
Castle Rock. b. b. Dundas-
Colombo Springs, W. l. slutL
MAnitou and Monument. William
Osbam.
Pueblo. IA. Ednondson.
Canon City, 4. C. Dodge.
RositA. ]. A. smith.
Silver Clin, J. H. Asrritt-
Bnena Vista and South Arkansas. to
be supplied By William MeDade-
fairplay and Alma, T. p. Cook.
Leadvflle, T. A U1zell.
Del Norte and sagauche. p. Smith.
Breckinridge and Kokomo. T. Cot
man.
Pitkin, @. b. Armstrong.
Gothic and Rock Creek. supplied by
T. Wallace.
Irwin and Crested Bates. supplied
by l.. A. Winsor.
Gunison City, J. III. Scott.
Ouray, w. II. Green.
Pagosa springs and Animas City. A.
Warren.
Trinidad, J. ii. Beardsiey.
David H.. Moore. president Of tie
Colorado seminary and university Of
Denver, member OF Lawrence street
quarterly conference.
Thomas Hardwood, superintendent
OF missions In New Mexico.
d. w. Calfee, Benito Garcla, Juan
Garcie, Martus Barila, Bias Gutienas,
Ambrosia Gonzales. Pablo salazar,
Raphael Galleos, L. Frampton and
Emory II. Brooks. missionaries 10 New
Mexico.
NORTHERN DisFRIcr-o. L. FISHER
r. 4.
Greeley. y. w. Thornton.
Greeley circuit, supplied by A. ID
Fairbanks.
Cheyenne, Wyoming territory, II. ]
Shaffner.
Laramie. Wyoming territory, L. ].
Hall.
Rawlins. Wyoming territory, N. W
Chase.
Evanston and Rock Springs. wyo.
Ter, w. +. Warren.
Fort Collins. Z. L. Allen.
Fort Collins circuit. supplied by e
Koyi.
Plattsville, Ii. L. Beardsley.
Loveland, A. W. Coffman.
Longmont, supplied by J. F. Mus
grove.
Boulder. W. ii. Gillian.
Boulder circuit, TO be supplied.
Caribou. supplied by Z. J. Marsh.
Selma and Gold Hin, supplied by A.
Coleman.
Golden, C.S. Uzzell.
Golden circuit, supplied by II. NJ,
Law.
Wheat Ridge and Argo, q. J.. Libby
Black Hawk, q. A. Brooks.
Central, NJ. Evans.
Silver Plume, J. Stocks.
Bald Mountain, A. N. Fields.
Georgetown, j. Wilson.
Idaho, ]. +. White.
Il. Z. Edwards. president Of Colorado
Agricultural college, and member oI
Fort Collins quarterly conference.
q. II. Adams, superintendent Of mis-
sions In Arizona.
James p. McIntire, missionary Il
Arizona
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II you will stop all your e~xtnnvagant
and wrong notions In doctoring your
self and families with expensive doc
tors OF humbug cure-slls, that do harm
always, and use only natures simple
remedies for all your atlmentsEyou
will be wise. well and happy, and save
great expense. The greatest remedy
for this, the great, visa and good viii
tall you, 10 Hop Bittep-believe t. Bee
"Proverbe' in another column.
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For Sale.

A new Norwich Wagon, two-seated.
Tom C~onnolly's best.
A new Platform Spring Wagon with
Representatives, make.
Also, secondhand Spring Wagon.
At Xxi Stable. CHAs. ii. TERRY.
au15-3t
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The vossaie BAH Co. Marshall. Mich.
Will send their celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon 90
days trial. Speedy cures guaranteed.
They mean what they say. Write, 70
them Without delay dl7-d&w1y
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LcadvilIe Herald. '
Yesterday afternoon sleepy Alder
man Pritchard strolled into Rogers
undertaking establishment and laid
himself down Tor q little snooze. Az
ter getting well under the influence Of
the sleepy god. some Of the attaches
put up a job on the sage city father and
executed 1t forthwith. A large cross
was improvised and placed at his feet.
This was draped in impressive mourn
ming, and candles were placed around
his head in uniform order TO the amount
Of twelve These were lit, and after
the room MAS darkened the perpetrators
OF the joke hid, and with n series Of
most hideous noises, succeeded In
awakening him. His surprise on being
aroused can be better imagined than
described. On looking ut the surround
ings with half. opened eyes he inquired
In n hushed tone Of voice, II the end
had come. Constituting the silence into
an Affirmative answer, no laid back
upon the couch and consigned himself
10 the tender mercies of the accusing
angel. At this juncture those who had
brought about the affair. laughed
heartily, and now thoroughly recovered
to consciousness, he jumped to his
feet and unceremoniously left the
premises, hurting opprobrious epithets
at the world In general, as he darted
out OF the front door.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-08-18

Try the "A. & G." Bitters; they are
superior TO all others. Sold by Addoms
& Glover. sjy9tf
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A New u~ndertaking Establishmeni.

Cmig& Gardner, the furniture deal
ers, OF Eddy street, have added 10 their
large stock Of household furniture and
crockery. y complete assortment oi
collins, burial Baskets and burial clothes
An experienced undertaken has beer
employed by the firm, and he will b
prepared 10 take charge OF funerals
furnish hearses and everything els
needed. Orders from the country vii
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