The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-08-27
HUMOROUS.

-TAKE CARE says an EXCHANGE
Wen. take !. Ia small doses II Won ns,,s,
Cas- ANYTHING "a. and not ~ any,
wheres Where does a light Is when
4 gDe- ouis
ONE ~ the most stunning costume \.
Oid Orchard = worn BY lady who reg
isiers thus; Mrs - and made.
irmay b. reasonably h. althy thisfa
but many viii b. afflicted 81 the camp.
pain -- LosioH .fdrrfissr
Excursion round-rrip tickets are a
-reat convenience - people who hav.
been in the habit Of borrowing money
a. the other end Of the line IL come
back with. ~ q. RcnyHnc.
" all men We're perfect. what ma
uotonou> world this would BE-. 10 A.
sure, The fcW % us that are periset
now would have nobody to find fault
With Or Laugh II Boston Tranrripf
-SHsLL help You 70 alighty' said
Young gentleman. addressing bouncing
country girl who was preparing Is
Jump from n carriage. Thank you.
ar sweetly replied the girl. ..but
don't smoke"
rorNG Fam. aiashful ~ persistent snain.
Wa very much IN love with Nasy Jane.
one night she told him IN herfeadcr,-t tone.
u = mot r'cd f,r man a. b. alone.
said Frei. -JrSr -. you darling little IN:
Tvs strrn Thought N that same thin< my
Thea sid ~ Iass. while Frc.i wa- All asns.
lou ga int ~ hrs yourself terrier de-
Hetook the hint and lcff
Two ~ the best amateur piano play
ers u Galveston gave the anvil chorus
the other night al li-tle social gather
ing- After the applause had ceased
pne ~ the Young ladies said il was
beautifully rendered. Yes sail 4
yoln- man who j. not musical. Ait
brought real tears To my ewes. II re-
minded rne - wildly II the time when
used - work in a blacksmith shop.
With cooper shop next door. ~ Ntrs.
YoCSG tie0rgc D having fmpor-
.uned his father for horse. the inllul-
rent parent presented him with the
ANCIENT SteeL which for wears hal car
reed him about the city streets A lev
lays atterward the aHecti0nafe s0n
interviewed his father ani renewed HI.
request. swing. Father. cant Won
riye me horse nearer INV own are
hat wDuld b. more ~ a companion
Tor me - Boston Commercial BHi.fia
WHES the CORY Prsss suspended
publication il gave the citizens Of the
piare -uch an overhanlnr that there
wAs some talk 81 giving Mr. Fenno. tie
proprietor, a clAt .. tar and feathers.
The tnfon CITY Times asked Mr. Fen
no concerning this. and he made an
-wer a follows: : II niag be- that tie
people viii break into somebody hem
-Uo~t and Ste al the feathers. buf thev
are too blamed stingy 20 buy thc tar"
Ci GU Derrfck
pas thr ORA and beam. dear ~ ,thrr.
For rr hungry ~ y bog.
Trur. n.Isi a pla-n a. dinuer.
~ ny IN an 4urirnf RI
BIr 49, pa wxS rhrsrr. ds.nr mother.
MI n q 80 40 have hiu fhluk
I On III esnerVasl miaxe-up-
Y N r1a NINA Ne rst the chink.
= nnir arr = uHnrsei
M at.fmty frtr-Tfri ctke.
AL -. tnlf ana a rai-in-
tr4Er LII @0i't rub flr shake
F.la tn prov 10 a~un.i me.
For nm f1ui-ntn@. hy gum.
AtHt tni- nam AMI beans aelriru-.
pn. yum yum. yum Jun. Jun vutsl-
EvES comparatively recent settlers
IN the coast must Be- struck with the
astonishing progress in culture and re-
inrment our rough Western commnni-
sieS have made in the last few wears.
At Deadwood- for illustration. not two
gssars am. when man was shot down
~ WAS permitted % lie just where he
Tell. % be trosiden on by mules and
up by passing stages and what
1nt Now. such j. the pressure If an
improved public opinion. that even the
most ignorant shooter hangs the corpse
,ver some fence where his friends can
kni Il AZ night and very many even
drop postal card to the widow San
F'rnncfsrD Post
A REAL downright god feeder or
timer j. always quiet There l. proverb
about the still animal that ALWAYS gets
his share. Yet some men will talk
xhilc dining Sir Joshua REYNOLDS
Ms very foni n good conversation Al
the dinner table At a venison feast.
Then the company was more intent
upon eating than taking. Reynolds
irIei 10 no purpose % engage his neigh
por in conversation. The tarifurn man
y last broke the silence merely 10 say.
sir Joshua. whenever you are M
renison feast advise Won not TO speak
iuring dinner time. A. in endeavOring
% answer yo1r question I have just
'wail0wed afine piece ~ fat entire with
but tasting IL favor.