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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

"A malicious story is current in London
concerning the exceeding patronage Baroness
Burdett- -Coutts bestows upon Irving, the
tragedian. 1t is said that the Baroness, hear
ing that there was discomfort in the serv-
ants hall, so that in fact the whole corps
had determined to leave, sent for the butler
and inquired Now, Jones, what does it
mean? ?" The butler: d" Begin your lady
ships pardon, which we 'umbly desire to
hexplain our conduct, having honly one
complaint to make. We do not hobect to
Mr.. Emery Iryin at breakfast, though it be
hevery day; nor we do not hobiect to Mr..
Emery Irwin at lunch and dinner, though
he do rarely miss. Nor we do not hobiect
to Mr.. Emery Irwin at supper hevery night
of our liyes, but what we do most respect
fully hoIiect to is that whenever any one of
us has a hevenin' hout we should be hex
pected to so to the dress suclle of the Lycc-
um and happlaud continuously.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
No NEore Egarh Times.

Ifyou will stop spending so much on fine
clothes, rich food and style, buy good,
healthy food, cheaper and better clothing
get more real and substantial things of life
every way, and especially stop tho foolish
habit Of employing expensive quack doctors
or using so much Of the vile humbug medi-
cine that does you only harm, but put your
trust in that simple; pure remedy, Hop Bit
ters; that cures always at a trifing cost and
you will sec good times and have good
health Chronicle. 6-3w
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
spees'g I1Orohound Rye asad Rock

1t is known that clear white rock candy,
is crystalized sugar, or sacharine matter
which is the most nourishing and healing
of all substances. 1t is a component part OF
all our food, and the principal factor in sus-
taining life; combine thisin proper portions
with rye Whiskey the best known stimulant
and horehound the best throat remedy, and
we have HOREHOUND, Rye and Rock, one
Of the best pulminary remedies known. For
sale by A. j. Durling and c. Y. Horn, OF
Lehighton, and C. W. Lent, of Weissport.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
PUZZLE.

Weary mortal5 racked with pain,
Ever seeking-but in vain,
Sweet relief from mortal ills:
Try, pray, Vests Liver PHisi
& as sure as mornings light
CoIneth after shades of night,
Der thy life, health's sun divine
Shall arise, in joy to shine;
Light and health, and joy and mirth,
In sun-beams sparkle round thy hearth
Vital energy shall start,
Fen to muscle, brain and heart;
Rid the Liver of its load,
Purify the life, the blood,
Intercept disease and death,
Leaving fragrance on thy breath,
Tighten life of half its ills,
Sale add potent Liver Pills.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

1t is impossible to overestimate the value
remedy which so perfectly controls the
annoying and dangerous affections Of the
pulmonary organs. Dr. Browning's @. & c.
Cordial never fails when taken strictly in
accordance with directions. DR.. Browning,
proprietor, l1l7 Arch street, Philadelphia.
Sold by all druggists. Price SOC. per bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

Scene Recitation room in natural his
tory. Instructor "Mr. X, have you ever
put your head down on any ones breast ana
listened to the heart-beats as Huxley de-
seribes them?" Mr.. x, (blushingly),
" Yes, sir"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

The liar may succeed for a time, but
justice is sure TO overtake him. A Chicago
man told the burglars around his bed that
he hadn't a dollar, but when they put a
lighted candle to the soles of his feet he
shelled out $50.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
Inventors and Patentecs

should send for instructions, terms, refer
enees, &c,, to Edison Brothers, Solicitors OF
Patents, Washington, DC, who furnish the
same tgttout charge. Edison Brothers is a
well-Enown and successful firm of large
experience, having been established in the
year 1866. olS-tf
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

1t is so in politics, business and every
where else in life. The man whom you
boost up the tree not only lorgcts to toss you
down some OF the fruit, but is as likely as
not to pelt you with the chawings.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

The two important events in the life Of
man are when he examines his upper lip
and sees the hair coming, and when he ex-
amines the top of his head and finds the
hair going.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

Sherman & Co., Marshall, Mich, want an
agent in this county at once, at a salary of
SlOO per month aud expenses paid. For full
particulars address as above. nov.l5-ly..
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
SAVE DoLLARIrm EoYrnAN

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Pad mailed free. Ask your Druggist fnr the
Pad and take no other if he has
none, VIII send you one bv mail ON RECEIPT Of
price; e. JOS. 1, Z lhMlNG, - Market ST..
ntatee- May 3l-l year.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
TINE BEST PAPER! TRY IT!
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3jth YEAR.
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BY the immense circulation thus given, pub
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
HORSEMEN, LOOK HERTZ
WILEOUGuBY VERT,
Saddler and Harness Maker

PENSIONS. juTT. Hy'IE ayeH HGS"a Sg scdiaeai 2d a
or any disease entities a soldier of the late war,
TO a pension. All pensions by tho law OF Janu.
arY, 1873 begin BACK Gt a date OF discharge or
death OF a soldier. All entitled should apply at
once. Thousands who are now uraW lng pen
sion are entitled 20 an Increase. Soldiers aud
widows OF the war CT ~ a1d Mexican war are
entitled TO pensions Thousands are vet eutl-
tied 10 bounty hut don't know TO- Fees in all
cases only 5000 Send Two STAMPS for new
laws blanks and Instructions 10 NAT. WARD
flILGEhALD, u. s. CLAIM ATTORNEY, BOX
bos, Washington, ID. G.. doc 27-tL
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

HARCE Send 25 cents In stamps or cur
AAOAtbA rency for new HoRsE Book.
II treats all diseases, has 81 fine Eugravlugs
showing positions assumed by sick horses, "a
table Of doses, large collection of VALUABLE
RfkAK RECIPES, rules for telling the age
AIWVAA Of a horse, with an engraving show
ing teeth Of each year, and q large amount OF
other valuable horse information. Dr. WIN.
Ii. Hall says, Il have bought books that
paid s5 and $40 for which l do not Ike as well
as l do yours SuND FoR CIRCULAH-
AGENTs WANTED. B. J. KENDALL, MD,
En lshurgh Fails, Vt. mar. l5-yl
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
E. DOOsHAER,


III Blocker St. Utica.
Remember after using of bottle and
you are not satisfied return the bottle and
get your money as we sell no cure, no pay,
price 80 cents and 81 per bottle. As we are
authorized to sell on these terms. Agent for
Lehighton and vicinity, A. j. Durling.
Nov, sly G. o.w
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
$500

kaR MONTH guaranteed. SO day
AtkHNt at home made by the industiious
ppVVV CAPITAL not required we will start
you. Men, women. boys aud girls
make money faster nc work for US than al any
thing else. The work is hEht aud pleasant and
such as anyone can 20 right at. Those who are
Wise who see this notice will send US their ad.
dresses al once aud see for themselves Costly
Ohtut ana tel ms free Now Is the time hose
already az WORK are laying up large sums Of
money. Address TRUE 4 CO., Augusta,
Maine. Jane L-lys
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
sTOP THAT COUGH.
BY USING DR.. GERMANS COUGH AND ooNsUMP
TIoN CURE.
Warranted 10 girs relief or money rejundcc

" uFTuNHtu ~ yttt fttteg W "tNNtb ftgN
READ THE FOLLOWING LETTER WHICH SAYS
Messrs. Howarth & Ballard.
Gentlemen; take pleasure in recommen
ding DR.. Germans Cough and Consumption
Cure, as have suffered with a severe cougl
since last May. Have used all kinds Ut
Cough Mixtures, but could get no relief
Mornings after getting up from my bed
would be so choked up that could hardly
breathe; also frequently vomited severely
A friend directed me to use Dr. Germans
Cough and Consumption Cure. did so
but with little faith at the time, but after
using changed my mind, and l can con
scientiously say, after taking only one bottle
| did not only obtain relief but am moi
troubled with that lullness in the morning
My cough has stopped, and can obtain q
good nights sleep-something not enjoyed
by me for weeks before. Will close by say
ing if this letter will be of any benefit tc
you, you may have my consent to make It
public. Yours very respectfully,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17
GATARRB.
RROCKNIII.E

@. b, LITTLEFIELD & CO., DEAR SIR - have
been troubled with CauTh I'm an ITS forms for
the last 20 years, ana have used all remedies
recommended 10 cure, but received little or no
CAIABkh HEMEDH. I have only used one
bottle ana a IA II, ana am so much better that
can say &c has cured me. MY daugl rer-in.
law has also been afflicted for the last 4 years
she IS now using the Remedy with the same
re0ulL can ruly sayit Is a wonderful medi.
cine. as / know from experience that 70 will
cure any case OF Catarrh. formerly lived at
Napauee ont Hoping that YOU Will introduce
the medicine through the DOmiulOa thorough
", so that my fellow sufferers may have an Op-
portunity OF getting cured OF this disease.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-17

Dec. 27-t6
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17
A Man of a Thousand.

A Consumpiive cUred-When death was hourly
expected. all remedies having failed, and DIR. II
James was experimenting with the many herbs of
Calcutta, be accidentiy made preparation which
cured his only child of CONSUMPTION. His
child is now In this country, and enjoying the best
of health. He has proved to the world that CON.
SUMPTION can be positively and permanently
cured. The Doctor now gives this recipe Free only
asking that each remit two three cent stamns to
pay expenses This herb also cures night sweats
nausea Mt the stomach. and VIII break up a fresh
cold in twenty -four hours. Address CRADDOCK
& CO.. 1882 Race street, Philadelphia, naming
this paper. A27seply
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17
EDITORIAL NOTES.

THE Speaker Of the House of Commons
gets $4,000 a year and does not have to
speak any either.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

HENRY NJ. STANLEY, with his usual
show of pluck and perseverance, is pierre
ing the very heart of Africa.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17
Republican state conventIen.


A Republican state convention, to select
-four delegates at large and two from each con
gressional district, to attend the Republican
national convention at Chicago. June 2, will be
held at at the OPERA HOUSE in the city Of
DETROIT, ON WEDNESDAY, NAY ~, 1se0, at
IL O'Clock A. n.
In accordance with q resolution adopted at
Grand Rapids, May I, 1875, every county is
entitled to one delegate for each 500 votes cast
for governor at the last general election tin
1879, and one additional delegate for every
fraction of 300 votes, but each organized coun.
ty will be entitled to at least one delegate.
Under resolution of 1858, no delegate will
be entitled to Q seat who does not reside in the
county he proposes to represent.
JAMES MCMILLAN, Chairman.
X. A. BEAL, ID. 0. FARRAND,
JAMES O'DONNELL, T. s. APPLICANT,
CHAs. w. CLIsBEE, ID. b. ANGER,
LEWIS W. HEATH, III. s. SLEEPER,
w. s. GEORGE, II. G. SESSIONS,
RICHARD WINsOR, CALVIN WILCOX,
THEO. C. PHILIPS, EDGAR WEEKS,
]. III. CHANDLER ISAAC A. FANCHER,
JOHN NJ RICE,
Republican State Central Committee.
r. E. TROwBRIDGE, Secretary.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

TELEGRAMs from Pittsburg report a
reduction by the Western Iron Ass0cia-
ton of the card rate on nails from "a to
1920, to 60 into effect last Monday.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17
Notice Of Subscription.
Dated Cheboygan. Mich, January II, 1888
MICHIGAN TRUTHTELLER

The Peoples Paper. Devoted to Home and Labor
Interests, Temperance, Music. &c. Wide awake
and progressive. Candid editorials, crisp news
lively stories. Detroit, Mich 81 90 year. month.
&c. Agenrs wanted 1'march4t
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

The Senate has confirmed the follow
ing nominations: James B. Angel,
Mich, to be Envoy Extraordinary and
Minister Plenipotentiary of the United
States to China; John Swift, California,
and VIM. H. Prescott, of South Carolina,
commission to negotiate and conclude
by treaty settlement of such matters
Of interest to the two governments now
pending between the same as may be
cOnfided to it.
1T is now probable that an American
rife team will visit Ireland during the
coming summer, the Irish rifle associa-
ton having sent to New York courteous
invitation. In fact, the only way for
American rifemen to beat anybody is
to 90 abroad in search of rivals, as no
foreign teams will come to the United
States, regarding the Americans as in
and give 1t up. Like Capt. ScOtt's coon,
they are ready to come down without our
shooting.
As APPEARS from Washington dis
patches, the mistake Of the fragrant at
tempt to steal the seat i'm the Senate
now filled by Kellogg, is so apparent
to the Democratic leaders that caucus
was held Thursday of last week for the
purpose of putting an end to it. The
proceedings are reported to have been
stormy and inharmOniOus, but they clear
ly demonstrated that the Democratic Op-
position to the scheme is sufficient to
insure its defeat.
DETROIT having succeeded in getting
subscribed $4,000 towards the bonus
for the Butler railroad and about giving
up all hope of the milliOnaires to come
down, has turned her attention to some
of the enterprising towns Of the state in
terested in the proposed road. hoping
that their enterprise may supply the de.
fciency of the metropolis of the state. A
committee visited Adrian, last week, tt
endeavOr to get that thriving burg tt
help Detroit out of the mire.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

THE friends of Mr.. Blaine claim that
the Connecticut delegation appointed to
the Republican National Convention, last
week. Is in his favor for the Presidency.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

THEODORE TnTON goes to Germany to
be gone two years. We have no extra
dition treaty which works with that
country. We do not want one, at pres
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

A Republican County Convention will be held
at the Town Hail, In the village of Cheboygan,
On Friday, April S0th 1880,
at O'Clock p n, for the purpose Of electing DEL
egats to the State Convention. to be held at De
troit, May 18th, lss, for the purpose Of electins
delegates to the Republican National Convention
to be held at Chicago, June I'd. Also, II deemed
advisable, to select delegate to the State Conver'
tion to be hereafter called for the purpose Of nom
mating state officers.
Also for the purpose Of electinx . Republican
County Committee to serve for the ensuing two
years. years. anti their successors are elected
and for such other business ~ may properly be
brought before the Convention.
The several townships requested to hold
eaucuscs and elect delegates to the Convention
The townships will be entitled TO the followins
representation, upon the basis Of one delegate fo
each Is votes, and additional delegate for eacf
fraction of is votes cast ut the last election
for Justices of the Supreme Court.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

FARM STATISTICS.
A few weeks since we published some
statistics from the report Of the Secre-
tary Of State in regard to the farms and
farm products of this county. To any
person at all conversant with the facts
it must have been seen at once that
something was wrong and that justice
had not been done our county or any
where near correct showing made.
The returns, we have no doubt, were
just such as were made by the supervi-
sors of the different towns, and may
have been as full as could have been OBJ
tanned by them, if so the farmers and
citizens are to blame, but to say the
least they made very poor showing for
our county, as compared with other
counties in the state where the returns
were more nearly accurate. We cOnsid-
er ChebOygan as possessing advantages
that are not excelled by any county in
this northern portion of the state, and
one that is being about as rapidly de-
veloped as any other new county, and
yet the returns as published by the Sec.
rotary of State, in his annual report
would indicate that our county was far
behind many others, both as to farms
and products. Our citizens should
realize the Importance of giving in full
returns to the supervisors when they
make their annual assessment, that Our
county may not suffer hereafter from
incomplete returns. We hope that by
calling their attention to it now that
they may interest themselves in the
matter and be prepared to give a correct
statement. We would also urge upon
the supervisors Of the different towns
the Importance Of gathering these sta
tistics with care and urging upon all
citizens Of their various towns the nsces.
sity Of having full and complete returns
The time is near at hand when the
supervisors will commence their work
and if all would give the matter a little
care and thought, they could with very
little trouble be prepared to make their
returns to the supervisors promptly, and
giving at the same time full and com
plete return so that in the next repor1
our county could have correct showing
in the statistics of the state. In regart
to live stock, Cheboygan county made {
very poor showing in the report. Ben
ton Townships credited with having tn,
grand total Of three horses. The town
ship Of Grant, one mich cow and two
head Of cattle, other than milch cows
From the returns, as given in secretary
report, we should judge that Beaugrand
Duncan and Inverness were the onl,
towns in the county that gave anywher
near correct report, and we do not be
lieve they were complete A Lit
tie care on the part of citizen
and supervisors will remedy this, ant
we hope a sufficient interest will b.
taken in the matter to see that it is done
We would ask the readers of the TRI
BUNE to give this some thought and moi
only act upon it, but try and Undue,
their neighbors to do so also.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

Farmer and Farmers SONS Wa, ted
during the Winter and Spring. ~ nON ID
1Iamrs' address }. c. McCURDY.& Co., CHICAGO.
27mar
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17
ON 80 DAYS TRIAL

We will send our Electro-V nltaIc Belts and otner
Electric Appliances upon rial for 80 days 20 those
suffering from nervous debility, rheumatism, Par
ysis % any diseases of the LIVER Kidneys, and
MANY other diseases Sure Cure guaran eed or
no pay. Address, VOLTAIC BELT CO, Mar
shall Mi-h
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

Ar the Rhode Island State election, on
the 18th, no one Of the candidates for
Governor or Lieutenat Governor received
clear majority of all the votes and
there is therefore 10 election. The Legis-
lature which was chosen will now have
to elect a Governor and Lieutenant
Governor. 1t is largely Republican, and
is certain to elect Alfred II. Littlefield
who was the Republican candidate fol
Governor. There were four tickets in
the field-Republican, Democratic, Pro-
hibitiOn and Greenback. 1t is thought
the Legislature will re-elect Burnside
to the United States Senate.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

THE Irishmen of the country are be-
ginning to inquire why they should vote
the Democratic ticket so unanimously.
As a result they find that party i'm the
past have been directly opposed to many
Of the interests of the poor man, and as
q consequence Irish clubs are being
organized in different sections and de-
clare their intentions of voting here
after without regard to the dictations of
the Democratic party. One club in POr-
ter County. Indiana, numbers $50 mem
bers. Without the support of the Irish
men of the land where will the
Democracy be?
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1880-04-17

AT THE election in Indiana Monday of
last week several amendments to the
constitution were submitted to the voters
and carried. The most important of
which was the one in regard to voters
and provides as follows: That at all cleo
tiOns all male citizens 81 years of age
and upwards, who shall have resided in
the State six months, township 60 days,
and in precinct 80 days previous to the
election, and every male Of foreign birth,
Fl years and upwards, who shall have
resided in the United States one year, in
the State six months, township 60 days
and precinct 30days preceding the cleo
ton, and shall have declared his inten-
tiOn to become citizen of the United
States, shall be entitled to vote, if
registered according to law. Under the
present Constitution no fixed period of
residence is required in any township or
precinct, and the amendment is designed
to prevent importation or colonization of
voters. This amendment has been sub
United at different times previous, but
has always been strongly opposed by the
Democratic party and defeated. That
party being opposed to it on account of
1t interfering with their colonization
schemes by which they 80 frequently
carried that state.