West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-12-04
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ei''i az Salt HiVcr--An Intcrc>tiDg
sketch.
SALT RIvKF, Nov. 20. 1880.

'S - 49, III watching and fcproVing my
Nsgares. follics, Incidence, etc. has con
unued 30 punish ma sufficiently.
A-2ropoS though how IL il propos.
have not leisure Ia sXnlAin). do you
know, MIR. + lilor, that | am slmos, in
love with the Republican patty , Almostl
said II am Ia love, over head aud tats,
deep as the most uufat homable shy.s OF
the boGndlsss ocesn but tho word Re
publican, owing to the iutermirr;t oms
OF The good aud the bad. tue pure and I'M.
pure IN this world, being rather an
'qn'vocsl term for tx pre-, sing ones senu-
mnnS and scnss;i,ns, | must d. Justice to
me sacred purity OF NV attachment
NOW, then, that the heart struck awe.
The distant humble approach the dclichi
We should have IN gazing upon the listen
ing 10 messenger OF Heaven, appearing
IN all the unspotted purity OF his celestial
nome, among the coarse, polluted, far
inferior sons ~ men. TO deliver 10 them
udinss that make their hearts swim I'm
Joy. and their imlRinstions soar In trans-
pott--Such, 80 delightinE aud 81 pure.
were the emotions of my soul. on meeting
TIC other day the d,sciplee Of George G.
> urgiss. Poor soridisuuls they were npr
so fortunate as the Gilapidated u mocra,N
were 10 receive free PASSES M salt
River. They vcrc born TO destiny Nh
KIDD hand TO administer - them q dose OF
paTcgoric in their dying hour Honc,
we smile the smile q a pAilanlhron.t
TOO late now, gentleman, 60 wear vuur
ph'lter, our love for wa is ircxpresssblr
and universally adopted Tie zssl hy
which these Republicans profess 10 be-
acluated In scudiUg out "firc passes" 1.
perfectly immense, But we know how
1" reciprocate their kindness, Mir. = itur
Tor am IN receipt Of letter from one
OF our g1t-one -otthcse pess.s gentlemen,
aud will give II v,rha,iul:
kNdwoop. w. Va Nov. %, 1880.
Ioiiy q. L., I,SY., SAT- Ruer.
DEAR SiR:--I have determined TO take
your ms, sdulrsblr d,sci piinns of IN,
Salt RIVER country, for my saIi.fnctiou
Nnd vii not therefore make the tfip.
nave three dear friends IN Grsft1n who
"iii ." douht have 70 go, add rs th,ir
mp ~ sh"rter than fr'm here To Hau
c"cky,ile, | suppose they can all use IL
l therefore assign To them.
II will pie So have tho asGignaii, n
couniersiguod by J T. McGr.w, Pas
cu'lnr Attorney oi Taylor county elect ard
Gov, j cob Il. Ja,ktor
Your Ubedient Y servant.
JS". BARroN PAYER
o. tho back Of the paes Mr. Payne hss
written For value received. | assiqn N,
within to James w. Holt. r A Rohr.
bauRh and 8. j. Mccormick, desciplcs OF
Geo, S,u,giss and janice A. Brown
n" doubt but what these three descipIrs
have felt the psng Of Geieat in TAYLOR
county as wth as w. Va, and for thor
palliineSs toVafcs the Democratic srty
am urged TO eend them this psse.
Eufeka! yes, ! have found out Whv llese
desciPi-s who belong To tho party of
moral IDEAS have been sending us "a
cs frUm-to "Salt Lake" VINO ever
heard Of Democrat going up "SAl,
Lake2' Echo sntWers, uOnC No, ger
tl"men, our present abode is Salt River
yours Sci Lake. Now, disciples, jump
out OF the tTyiI & pau into the Gre again.
In,s is the reason We are compelled t.
return your passes, your p.ss ssys, "B
ware OF fo'geries." Why are VI,
| "iliciouSlY reminded'tnat there hsye been
such instances OF depravily practicsd by
you tcilo"Sl Because you cheated us
out OF Uncle Sammy Tllden in 1876.
But enough Of this, turn my aitcnuo,
to Salt Lake. salt Lake" or as som
Of the boys call it. "Salt axe" is rather
an Insignificant place compared with Salt
| River. The number OF "rakes" that
| congregaie At this isolated place are in
Vulnerable, aud viewing the G,ld from
ovlticsl standpoint It did not surpriee
me one i0la st the Democracy playing the
| second eddie.
Mr. Editor, you hsve time and agair
heard the Republicans reitcra,e about n,
/ Democrat faces being 90 long that the
barber would charge them 25 cents for q
shaver Well, crave your indulgence
for one moment and hear my story.
| took stroll 10 Salt Rake its Only two
miles oyer the hill from Salt RiveD o
/ lbtt DhIllAy anu WhtlC ANtIt lFDh ffCh-
| zion % notice tho Republican faces ospeC-
tally Geo. G. S,urgiss Geo B C.ldwel,
A'chis Campbell, ,mes w. Holt, b. =.
Mccormick, p A RJhrbsugh, Hoffman
and Morgan % the MoTgautown Post, sod
q host OF others too numerous an
tedious to mention, ard 10! and behold ,
their faces were 50 loog they have 90
wear "suspenders" on them 10 keep their
feet from making tow paths out Of Their
faces. Take your choice, politician, 25
cents for shave or suspcnders on your
/ face
The Only thing worthy Of nots in the
vicinity ci salt R.kc j. her pavement,
/ It's undoubtedly mcdaniel piece II
work, sud tine cona'tucicr ~ ouch a
pavement should DO cbu,cd % $4,000 4
. year for tic use Of it.. Ache Campbell
mformeG me that IL cost $500 foot and
Was known rs the OoleDiat,d "De GO!yer
pavement" ! shook my head and made
my obiesancc to the obese gentleman, sud
made btsto home, soliloqu'z'Dg and woud.
. erirr III rchie vgu1Iutt oct "a fuoiffor Ia