The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-09-03

is the less noise it makes
Gocs without saying-The nHn who has
a ''good-by'' for nobody.
Some of the responses one gets through
the telephone are hollcr mockery.
Nature saw the bicycle in the dim future
when she created bow-legged man.
/ 4 young lady in Brooklyn says she never
sings, except for her own ''anazcment.
! Advice OF the sal-boat to the amateur
yachtsman-LutFn me little, huff me long.
All railroads to Watering places have II
right to call themselves great trunk lines.
Russia must be great country for colds
/ Almost every ones name ends with Il
"kotF.' ....
/ An English scientist attributes orr eel4
waves to Venus and orr hot waves ~ Ttl-
| piter.
| Why is young lady forsaken h, Scr
| lover like Il deadly weapon? Because SIC
is Il cutlass.
/ Let him who regrets the loss OF t{a;@@
! make proper use of that which is to ee8ia
in the future. M-.
Six into four, it won't 20 once saja
mathematical shoemaker TO a lady custoIst~
er, one day. .f -.-
/ An old thermometer is never very },a&l-
ular. Nobody wants to see atllermo1atS@a
! over seventy. -..:"
| The desire to go somewhere il EHt
| weather is only equalled by the desiite n,
get back again. ".
/ The base-drumer makes more noise E|San
fanybody else, but he doesn't lead the asad.
There is Il moral to this.
h An artist cannot draw we'll vnEt~s as
/ observes the rules OF perspective II
different with q blister.
I When burg AZ is caught in the TgNFiy
land fed on cold lead, good digestioa &s&s
NOT wait OH appetite
4 ''Onc word more is generally t.
with which public speakers wind
selycs lip for Il fresh start.
/ At this time of the year nothii M3&
bring sickness to the boys OF the as$$l.
uuicker than IS new grindstone.
i The'bicycle, like the whirligig q VA
brings in its rcvenges when it m;
| inexperienced rider bite the dust
Il The fifteen ear manufacturing estsSR$$Saa#s
lneuts of the United States turned t8ii $gSE
wear 81 800 pieces of rolling stock ~
II Professor Reed Of London places s5sys 85#
If the world, by geological cVide
the mature figure OF 600 600, 900 yes85
II The toe of IN enen1y's boot will t##@lS#&a
more TO raise !: man into prominell# $$ #5s
/ tile hands OF, Il half dozen good friet$s#$
/ No "cornctln man has any busin8 Nv ~
crowded horse-car. ltmakes no djf###A#E
4 whether the trouble il i'll his feet i #$$$55s
head.
a Ieueier auvrrttouo cnaU nc Ei#$$E
!, precious stones for disposal; addi### $$jssB.
tsthev sparkle like the tears OF L &.8$$$s5s4
widow
1t does not make any odds how Sas#t
is brought up, a shorthand repof6#%#&a#
generally take him down when he $$$$S.8
to talk. =#
'.Help from III unexpected quart MI III
: The tramp remarked when a tweiy#|.$SEs%
7 cent piece was handed him by the KIN @3
! the house"
This ycai's yield Of ten in Indi& $$
. mated at &c, ,000, 600 pounds, ncurll =#NEs$s5{
G that Of 1873. Ten years ago ii w:8
$4,000, 900.
From the composition OF 1t yoTt#
anese student Of English: '"I'te 0
small cattle: when he sees rat h'
ates his eyes.
A tall man having rallied bis f#aaSs
the shortness of his legs, the f~icss
II ed. My legs reach the grpula
n more can yours do!''
y The visitors to the State Hou&s 81
mind the weather one whit, bit GS$fE5s
:. stairs to the top of the dome III s1ts&
s. as in Il colder season.
"Antl don't you forget it, y IS #s&s's EsB
dered fashionably, 'tAnd 10 nos
= the impression to be oDliteratt' $sFs8f
: cells Of your recollection "a
Young man, a diamond pin
At nice and glistens brightly, ltlt y
"a dollars tt week supports 'Ti;ss
both. one or the other is APP s5sti
ID Here is u fair hit at tiie sgsFe
ce ma" asked Il little gftE gFiFNf #
IL sing in church Wc'ie gga3iEEsgs fJt3.
no more, and !fen
d. dine? ~
Il ifthere is lytfSts5tl NV t4,2
est sympaea, II Il tss tjsaz
q who has pti 6 NJ #isst iss st5tR a8
gu that he fgela d tlt$lvsssh AN P19afSl,
in fres.t.
~ SSis,a31e Eorszss tiaAt a4S5 time va saza
ne ,s4Gsea etf. FeAd ca atafst
III tl1os2sass aae { AtBsls it is sag "a e q
sst,At s-+iaa will By iisesyf.H
Y. east
NH WONG gfls eatiosities Of }the es*
--ttv st, taa discovered tact Y ff5e h
" istelsl54 f5sesF Of II man who's astts
sfEaatt, was married to a wSs3saa a@s
ys,t 1s rhe two We're born w
a. 4tgl 81 5ame day, and went f.faa tlseiY
st$t a5a;s together-;tn act Whi## S$s4
r,s, M papers call being thrust es5f oF as8
8 aise, and which completes the isisIl7s