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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

The CTUICURA REMsDIns preDarc by Weeks
q Potter, Chemists apG Druggists, 40 Washington
St, Boz on, and fer sale by "a Gruggfsts
Price OF CUTTUURA, small boxes 50 cents; large
boxes containing two and one half Zines the guam,
tity of small, 81. RBsoLyENq. 81 per bottle. Gu
TTCURA SOAR, % cents per GALE; BIZ mali 80 cents
3 cakes, rs cents.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

Printing and binaing executed neat
quick and cheap THE ARGUsOFFIng t
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

Special sale for this week, An immense
job of black satins, velvets and silks far
below value, at McCabe Bros.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

FoR SALE-Old newspapers at SO cents
per 100 at The ARGUS Office.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09
Who is DIR. Hale !?

He is sn eminent English physician
who has made diseases Of the Lungs and
Throat his specially. To his skill as a
pathologist and chemist, wes owe the
wonderful compound known as HALE's
HONEY OF .RoREHoUND AND TAR, the
great household remedy for Coughs, Colds
Influenza, etc, with the fame of which
the whole country isl ringing, Every
druggist keeps it, for everybody wants
it. G, n. Crittenton. Z Sixth avenue. New
York, is the proprietor Prices. so cents
and 81. Money saved by buying large
size.
Stone & Monlton. Oswego. N. Y, write:
I'VE constantly sell UALEs HONEY OF
HoREH0UNDs AND TAR and PIKE TooTH-
ACHE Drops. They are as staple. .oith as
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic cures dumb
agUe.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09
Pixies TooTHACHE DROPS Cure 10 one
Minute.

CoUGEs .-'' Brosoa's bronchial Tr0ch-
Is" are used with advantage to alleviate
CoUGHs, SORE THROAT. HoARsENEss
and BRONCHIAL AFFECTIONS. For thirty
years these Troches have been 10 use.
with annually increasing favor. They are
not new and untried, but having been
tested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained
well merited rank among the few staple
remedies OF the age.
THE THROAT. "Bro.cn'S bronchial
1roches" act directly on the organs of the
voice. They have an extraordinary effect
10 all disorders of the Throat and I1arynx.
restoring q healthy tone when relaxed,
either from cold or over exertion of the
voice, and produce a clear and distinct
enunciation. Speakers and Singers find
the Troches useful,
A CoUGH. Cold, CATARRH or Sore
Throat requires immediate attensop, as
neglect oftentlmes results ia some incur
able Lung Disease. ''Broaon's Bronchial
7roches will almost invariably give
relief. limitations are offered for sale.
many OF which are injurious. The geou.
ne, "Broaoa's Broachiul 71Oches" are sold
IN bozes.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09
FEVER & AGUE
DIR. Radway's
REGULATING PILLS

Perfectly tAsteless. elegantly cuated with sweet
gum, purge, regulate, purify cleanse and strength
Railways Pills, for the cure of all disorders of
the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder
Nervous Diseases, Headache, Constipation, Costive.
ness, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, BiIoue
Fever, Inflammation of the Bowels, Piles, and all
Derangements of the Internal Viscera. Warranted
20 effect positive cure. Purely Vegetable, con-
tanning n mercury, minerals or deleterious drugs
EB Observe the following symptoms resulting
from disorders of the Digestive Organs.
Constipation, Inward Piles, Fullness of the Blood
In the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea,
heartburn, Disgust OF Food, Fullness of Weight
IN the Stomach, Sour EruppOns, Sinking or Flutter-
ings in the Pit of the Stomach. Swimming of the
Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing ,Flutteringe
at the Heart, Choking or Suffocatlng Sensation
when in a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots
5r Webs before the Sight, Fever and Dull Pain in
ene Head, Deficiency of Precipitation, Yelowness of
skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Chest, Limbs,
and sudden Flushes of Heat Burning in the Flesh
A few doses of RAILWAYS PILLS will free the
eystem from all the above named disorders. Price
mel bO,c hy dru
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09

McCabe Bros. special sale of black
velvets. sarIrs aud silks this week, is at
tracing general attention.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-11-09
READ "rALsE AND rRUE.

send q letter stamp to RADWAY & CO., No. 80
warren, Cor Church St., New York. ~ 1nfor-
nation worth thousands Will be sent you.
TO TEE RUBLxC.
There can be no better guarantee OF the valueof
DE-. RAILWAYS old established Il. R. r. KRMHDIEs
than the base and worthless limitations of them as
there are False Resolvents. Reliefs and Pills. Be
sure and ASK for Railways. and see that the name
'krdWay"ie On what ron hpye
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31
ErOstburg. JuIy 81, 1850.
TIE DANGER or KISSING.

What woman wants any but her
nearest and dearest to kiss her? Kis-
sing in the abstract is most distaste-
full practice, and no woman ever de-
sires kiss that does not convey a
sentiment. The vulgar habit that
some women have Of kissing their
most casual female acquaintances has
become terror and horror to all
we'll bred persons, 1t is a custom re-
plete with danger, but one now hap
PLY fallen into disguise, except with
those who are near relatives.
Kissing the baby has brought so
much disease and death to the little
ones that it has been made a subject
of warning and auinadversion. Pre-
cisely the same risks att tend the kiss
ing Of grown persons. Diphtheiia
may be conveyed from one who has
only slight sore throat by kiss
given to a healthy person. Small
pox may be taken from close contact
with one who has just recovered a
slight attack of chicken-pox. Sore
eyes and sore mouth, and all cutane'
Gus diseases, are thus often transmit
ted, and yet persons who are affected
with these things thoughtlessly i'm
pose their kisses uron others. without
the slightest regard for their feelings
or repulsion.
But is this act Of oppression always
done thoughtlessly? Robust and
healthy persons do not as rule, so
about kissing others. 1t is usually
the weak and aiiing who resort to it.
Is it not possible that these crave the
magnetism that come from contact
with the vigorous ?
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31
Modern [ laSSicS.

oyicar of Wakefield" by Goldsmth,
"Rassclas,' by DR. Johnson; paul and
Virginia" by st. Pierre; "Plcclola,' by
SaintaiGc; "Undinc," etc, by Fouque; 1--WE
vols. rarely sold for less than 81 each, Low
published in one VOL, beautiful type, p, nj,
paper, and elegant green and ebony c3oth
binding for 50 cents, postage, Scents, Gu.
hooks are cheap beyond comparison with
those of other publishers. Send ior Tine
Literary Revolutions" free, and mention
tLis nai1er when you write. AMERIt IN
BOOK EXCHANGE, Tribune Building,
New York. JUNE 12.4t
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31

gIOR cntolbled Digestion, impoverished
Blood, Weak Lungs, Kidneys, and
Urinary Organs, Consumption, Emtcia
ton, Mental and Physical Exhaustion,
Delicate Femrlcs, NurIng Mothers, sick
" Children, aud Debility Of Aye, MALT
BlTTERS are warranted more Nourish-
ing, Strengthening, Yilallzing, and puri-
lying by reason Of their richness in Bone
and Muscle Producing a.atoriul tha" all
other forms Of malt or medicine, while free
from the objections urged against malt Ii
qnors. Prepared by the MALT BlTTERS
CO., from UniermCnted Malt and Hops.
sold everywhere MALT BITl ERS
CO., Boston, Mass. July 3-4td
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31

NOTE.-Time here given is Philadel-
phia time, Which is five minutes faster than
Baltimore time.
No change of cars between Cumberland
and Huntingdon. Through cars between
HUNTINGTON and Philadelphia, New York
and Pittsburg. Passengers from points
east of Hyndman, tor Somerset, take Ex-
press train west; change cars at Hyndman
and arrive at Somerset at 4.55 p. m.
Tickets sold and baggage checked by
PETER NOON, Agent, corner Baltimore
and Liberty streets, Cumberland, and at
the depot. Bus will call ut residences for
passengers and baggage, ON notice left
with agent.
Excursion Tickets to Bedford sold every
Saturday during the summer season; good
to return until the following Monday.
l.. p. FARMrR
General Passenger Agent.
THOS. a. ROBERTS, Superintendent.
June 10
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31
Literary Revolution and
Universal knowledge.

An Encyclopaedia 20 vos $1,000 cages 10 cent
matter than any Encyclopaedia before published this country and
sod handsomely and well bound in cloth for o in half morocco for
gilt top $2oan enterprise extraordinary that its success beyond
all precedent book publishing be fairly claimed to inaugura
Literary Revohaion. -
The LIBRARY UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE arepn entire the last
Q870 Enburg edition of Chambers Encyclopaedia with about 40
cent added upon topics special interest to American
readers thus making equal character similar work better a
suited the wants of the great majority those who consult
works reference and altogether the latest opna in the field
Specimen Volumes in either style will be sent for examination with
privilege receipt of propoiona price per volume
Special Discounts all early subscribers and extra discounts to clubs
Full particulars with descriptive catalogue Of ether standard works
equally low in price, sent Free
Leading Principles Of the american Book Exchange:
l. only books of value
buyers commission
monty allowed dealers.
" books made 100000 time but fraction the
sell
do careful printing and binding but
avoidal padding and hevycae type and gudy binding
make
add Their but do ada their value
better than make S5and
Frostburg mining journal., 1880-07-31
ANECDO1E or BISHOP WILMER.

A good story is told Of the witty
Bishop Wilmer, Of Louisiana, who
was, ii seems, as ready viii retort
in youth as in more mature years.
TT, had but little while been in
charga u his first p:1ish il Gocch-
land County, Vaa when h was one
Of company at dinner, which in
cluded all the gentlemen of the neigh
borho5l Among hem was a man
noted for his infdelity as e Christian
ity, and ior the roughness OF his man
ner and speech 10 those by whom it
was profossed The young larson
sooa disc5yeroi tfat the OLD infdel
was taIl;ing at I'm AMI rrudently
made no reply. At last the enemy
became mo,a aggressive and address
ing him directly, said:
Nj. Wilner, you don seem to
ike 10 talk about religion"
Yes, sin he rep,i.d, 4 do like 10
talk about it With peoFle who are
cam md ,gare.t'ul i'll 1aeir treat
ne it.
"W,.l, rcioinel the a4sailant, III
ycu wj,l answer me- enc question, |
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29
Adam and EYES Expulsion from the
Garden Of Eden.

Old Judge Gustavius Swan, of Colum-
bus, Ohio, was character" of his day.
He was not member of the church, yet
he was a constant attendant OH the min
istrations of the venerable DR.. Hoge, the
distinguished pastor of the Presbyterian
Church, and if he could not be called a
pillar be certainly might, with his dis
tinguished English prototype, claim to
be buttress of the Church, supporting
it from without. The Judge was con-
slant and diligent student of the Bible,
and had decided penchant for theological
controversy, and it must be confessed
seemed to take special pleasure in puz-
zling the clergy, who frequently called
upon him, with his knotty questions.
One day a missionary called on him for
a contribution. "Now," said the Judge,
"I'll tell you what I'll do; I will ask you
a simple question in scripture, and if you
will answer it correctly, I will give you
twenty-five dollars; if not, nothing"
The clergyman frightened up at once
and agreed to the proposition, being
quite sure of his twenty-five dollars.
"Well, now," said the judge, "can you
tell me why God drove Adam and Eve
out of Paradise ?"
Certainly" said the clergyman, "that
is q very simple question twas because
they ate the forbidden fruit contrary to
the command of God"
"There," said the Judge, "it is as I
supposed; I have asked the question OF
hundred different clergymen and never
yet got the correct answer. l see you
are no wiser than the rest. You ought
to give me twenty-five dollars for being
so ignorant of one of the most important
facts in connection with the fall of man.
But will send you away with my SIM
Pile blessing and the trne answer to the
question. If you will look in your Bible
which you seem to have read so care
fully, you will see it written: And the
Lord God said Behold the man is become
as one of us, to know good and evil; and
now, lest he put his hand and take also
the tree of life and live forever: there
fore the Lord God sent him forth from
the garden of Eden to till the ground
from whence he was taken Think"
added the Judge, with sly twinkle in
his eye, "what great mercy it was thus
to drive them out, for suppose they had
by some chance got hold of the tree of
life, and thus the race had been perpet-
uated forever on this earth. Why, by
this time we would have piled mountains
high upon each other, and what an awful
struggle there would have been for life
and happiness" The clergyman depart
ed, wiser if not happier man.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29

A Ten ACRE WIFE.-The other day
Solomon Glass, colored man whose ag-
ricultural experience has enlightened his
neighborhood, came to town with view
of getting divorce from his wife.
When asked upon what grounds, he re-
piled:
Sufficient is dc grounds OBJ dis occa.
sion. When l rented ten acres and
worked one mule, l married 'oman
suitable for de occasion. Now I rent
sixty acres of Lam and work five mules.
NY first wife is mighty good ten acre
wife, but she don't suit de occasion oh
sixty acres. l needs 'oman who can
spread more"
When told by lawyer that the
grounds were not sufficient, he re-
marked:
81 kin produce de histry to show whar
I'm careck. Is learned man and can
read clear aroun' de majority OBJ colored
gentlemen an great many white fellers
De reasons belong ter de French history
an though l doesn't speak French,
talks about it. You know Napoleon fust
married Josephine de Beauharis."
"Yes," said the lawyer, "bnt you may
become trife too historically opulent il
you proceed much further"
Oats all right. An you know dat
when he got to de head of de gubermen'
an had charge OBJ all de commisiaries, he
wanted wife what would spread more,
an he got dispensation from Josephine
and hitched onto Maria Louisa. case she
could spread more. Dar's &c history an
dar's de precedent, an ef a man can't git
dispensation on desc gruun's, whar's
yer court houses an whar's yer law ?"-
Little Rock (Ark.) Gazette.
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Nor His DARLING.-After q down
town young man had been keeping com.
pany with girl at the north end of Third
street for several months, her father sud-
denly got the idea that salary of 81 per
week would not support his daughter in
proper style, and he forbade the young
man to come to the house. Letters were
exchanged and stolen interviews followed,
but nothing of the sort will occur again:
The other night the old man observed
his daughter acting nervous and queer,
and he scented cologne in the air. Whis-
pering..in the old woman's ear, he lodged
out doors and took a position favorable
for one determined on evil. Pretty soon
soft steps were heard. The old man
coughed. The gate opened, the steps
came nearer and voice whispered:
"Is that my darlipg"
Hardly |" replied the old gentleman,
as he rose up and reached out for coat
collar, and next moment pair of polished
boot revolved in the air, swept of
the top of a rose-bush, came down and
demolished hower-pot and then shot
out of the gate at the rate of a mile Il
minute, bearing away young man whose
hair had pushed his hat of.-DctroH Free
Press
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29

rifle, and knows how to use it. Bears
were plenty when / settled on Little
River, and we used to make up parties
to hunt them. A bear hunt was made
up for the second week in the November
after I moved on to my land, and was
asked to join it. 1 want much acquain-
ted in the neighborhood, and the people
didn't know my ways; so / thought 1
might run joke on them, and make
them supply me with bear meat for the
winter. It is one thing, you know, to
kill bear, and another thing to get him
home. Some ten days before the hunt
was to come off l went out and baited
the bears, and then went out and watched
for them. BY good luck l struck three
of them that day, but l didn't kill them
mot bear. don't suppose, gentle
men, that there was man in Kentucky
who could outshoot me in those days, and
put in some of my best work on those
bears. I marked each of them exactly
alike by shooting off the tip of the right
ear and putting bullet through the left
ear. That was all 1 wanted of the bears
just then. When the day for the hunt
came along, and the party called at my
place to pick me up, l told them that |
was under the weather and didn't allow
that I felt we'll enough to go. Il wish 1
could co., l said, because I've got some
tame bears loose in the woods and would
like to look them up They stared at
me as if they allowed that l was crazy.
Perhaps you don't believe me- said,
but what I tell you is fact. There are
five of those bears that l raised and
petted, and they are all marked with my
hog mark. I have been meaning to get
them home before winter, and lay in the
meat of three or four of Them At this
they laughed in my face. There's no
joke about it, gentlemen said l, my
mark is a crop off the right ear and a
hole in the left. If you happen to shoot
any bears with that mark on them you
may know that they belong to me-
They promised that if they got any
bears marked in that way they would
bring them home to me, and went off
laughing. Now, gentlemen, it is the
truth, if ever told the truth in my life,
that that party got just four bears on
CNaC NUM-, alu luTtt vi Iueul WeIS MAJ heu
with my mark. They brought those three
bears home to me, and l had plenty of
bear meat for the winter, and after that
nobody ever thought of disputing my
word about anything"
~ would like to Know" remarked that
instrusive young lawyer from Hopkins
vile, "why You didn't shoot those bears
instead of taking all that trouble to mark
them."
"young man." rejoined the Colonel in
accents that mingled sorrow with severi-
ty, "it is plain to be seen that you didn't
live in them days." and that WAS the last
effort of the Hopkinsvillc lawyer.
81 thought knew mighty good story
about coon hunting in the Tennessee bot
tom," said little Tom Sypert, but I am
inclined to think it wouldn't count in
this crowd"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29

ADDITIONAL ADVICE TO A YoUNo
MAN.-You can probably be rich, my son,
if you will be. If you make up your
mind now that you will be rich man,
and stick to it, there is very little doubt
that you will be very wealthy, tolerably
mean, loved little. hated great deal,
have q big funeral, be blessed by the
relatives TO whom you leave the most, re-
yiled by those to whom you leave moth
ing. But you must pay for it, my son.
Wealth is an expensive thing. 1t costs
all it is worth. If you want to be worth
a million dollars, it will cost you just a
million dollars to get it. Broken friend
ship, intellectual starvation, loss of social
enjoyment, deprivation of generous i'm
pulses, the smothering of manly aspira-
tions, limited wardrobe and a scanty
table, q lonely home, because you fear q
lovely wife, and beautiful home would
be expensive, a hatred of the heather, a
dread of the contribution box, haunt
ing fear of the Woman's Aid Society, a
fretful dislike for poor people, because
they won't keep their misery out of your
sight, little sham benevolence that is
worse than none; oh, you can be rich,
young man, if you are willing to pay the
price. Amy man can get rich who
doesn't think it too expensive. True,
you may be rich and be a man among
men, noble and Christian, and grand and
true, serving God and blessing humanity,
but that will be in spite of your wealth,
and not as n result of it. 1t will be be-
cause you were always that kind of n
man. But if you want to be rich merely
to be rich, if that is the breadth and
height of your ambition, you can be rich,
if you will pay the price. And when
yea are rich, son, call around at this
office and pay for this advice. Well let
the interest compound from this date
Burlington Hawkeyc.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29

CONGRESSMAN vooRHEEs.-A Wash
ington telegram dated the 18th instant
says: An attempt will be made to oust
Congressman Voorhees,, of New Jersey,
from his seat because of the recent Grim
inal charges and Indictment preferred
against him in his recent failure. There
is hardly any way in which the House
could, Of its own accord, take cognizance
of the allegations against Mr.. Voorhees,,
as he has not seen fit to make any state
ment concerning the charges of forgery
and breach of trust pending against him.
1t is understood that the Democratic res
idents of Mr.. Voorhees, district will pre-
pare petition setting forth the facts in
Mr.. Voorhees, case, and begging the
House to take action to expel him from
his seat. This petition will be referred
to the Committee on Elections, which
will investigate and report thereon
Should the report be adverse to Mr.. Voor-
hees and his seat declared vacant, new
election will have to take place. The
Democrats have no doubt of their ability
to elect Democrat to succeed Voorhees,.
In that event the Democrats will have
majority of the New Jersey delegation.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-01-29

FATHER is GETTING WELL.- My
daughters say, elbow much better father
is since he used Hop Bitters." He Is
getting well after his long suffering from
disease declared incurable, and we are
so glad that he used your Bitters.-A
lady of Rochester, n. Y.-Uficn Herald,