The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-07-01

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este bad dog who ooold always
iol FAscAls from boSast men. We'll,
what became u him' bad 10 give
hin away BE- u. nc.
Garfield IL called = eAnsllits he.
cause he 10 90 veil backed up.-- Phila-
5siphia Balislin. HsBp o. Level
vii Carrier
III IL said birds alag their beat sOogs
At I've O'Clock IN the morning That
il the hour whcs nen. going hstne from
courittee. meetings sing their worst.
A Maize paper remarks q con.
temporary. tat Il, has got to b tri.
weekly. ID cones oct ono week. and
tlies 70 oome eut The nsIi.
III locks very suspicious for q
womsa W bring homo bAske. Of green
apples aud cucumbers The nsxt day
Aher her husband ipsures her life for
heavy Amouo..
Scientists claim thai smoking In
lures rAe eye sight. Bat .hls 10 not
srue. The boy with . stump In bis
mouth eau see his father Ten squares
away.
"A couple Of reporters spent The
night 10 cell with . man who was
doomed TO be hanged in Consecsicut
recently, and in the mornisg the priE.
oner was perfectly wiling 70 die. a.,
Tho number Of ono-Armsd young
men seen driving out With young ladies
these sumner evenings 10 truly appal-
hing. An old soldier at our elbow says
that one arm 10 invariably lost during
an engagement,
When you see a man take of bis
hat 10 you il 10 q sign that he reapeeis
you. But when he 10 seen divesting
himself d bis coat you can make up
your mind that be Intends you shall
respect bim
--An old miser, who was notorious
for self denial. was one day asked why
be was 90 thin do not know, said
tho miscr have tried various means
ior getting iatter, but without success.
Have you tried victualsl inquired q
friend
"A man had 800 with which he
was told 70 buy 100 cattle, He went
into tho market and found he could buy
cows at $40 each, sheep at 3 dollars
each aud pigs at fifty cents = head
lie bought 100 animals with bis 500.
How dad he make up bis assortment
"A Sheffield manufacturer is report.
cd 10 have told bis workmen to vote
ius, as they pleased lin fact, shan't
tell you how l an going to vote. be
said. After u l. over shali have .
barrel Of beer brought into the yard. ;
| Hear, hear, shouted the men. Bot !
shAn't tap Il unless Mr.. Wortley. the
Tory candidate. gets ia.
- tie wse stranger, but be entered
with an air Of confidence and handed us
what ha called g Joke. We examined
II, told him that il contained neither
seEse nor point. aud that il was pure
pieca Of idiocy. Well, be replied,
reaching for hIs manuscript. / have
read your paragraphs for some time.
and ] thought yeu preierrsd them that
Say.
Tho German papers tell this story
10 connection With BaEon Rothschilds'
death, A meets b. weeping and sob
blng aloud. Says A. Why do you
ueepi BeeAuse. says b. as II his hear
were breaking, because be 10 dead
ibe powerful, The rich baron. Bat re-
piled A Why do yOu cry 90 nuch' he
was no relation Of yous That's Just
what ] an crying Abool, howled h,
nofe Affected than ever.
As An innocent looking old mas
was going up Washington street. 81
draymSn nodded al him and asked /
Vast iray, mister' Moo. | guess
not, replied the old man I'm TO fur
from home. and cant pay freight on Il.
Much oblseged. though. vicksbarg is
. powerful nice town. A TELLER back
there Asked me II I dlanf want : coat
anclhsf iuqairsd u waited . hack. and |
lcw 700 cnss ne dray. l wish |
lived here
-Eaitesal tenATks Of ths Lobdon |
Timca On the Chicago nomination
The BepahlicAa. OF L,osofoco party In
the United States. have nominated
Chester A. Garforth. Rsqrs., OF Ohio.
llliHosa. ~ their candidate for the pres.
ideEey, 10 replase Mr.. Rutherford Is.
Hawes. whO has beea impeAched FOR
hGhltnal tnebiesy. This pomihAiioa is
CONCEDED to bc = severe blow 10 The
prospects q The Wing. OF Democratic
party, who now bold the administration
81 AaaiS. and pho are under The lead
rrnhip a Mr.. w @. Tilden, the COVER.