The Russellville Democrat., 1880-07-22
WAYS OF THE WORLD.


 ! Or the SIS parishes forming the dio- cese of Cologne, 179 are at presentpriest- less. lae Nsea sefaa7 AfN 70
 THE man who can not remember that he was ever boy is entirely ripe for the harvest.
 I THE Chicago hotel keepers idea of heaven is that it is one perpetual Con- l vention. KING LOUIS, of Bavaria, sits up all night. He ought to be on morning newspaper. sf 8 5osY
 MR. LAMONT, the New York Conner ciat Advertiser paragrapher, is reformed Chicago man.
 THE cashier ran away with all the funds and the directors placarded the door, "No cashier" 4t .,s. HENsELT, the musician, when invited out to dinner, takes his own napkin and black bread with him. aa9 eaf& | THE evil that men do lives after them. | Cows likewise do not give oleomarga- rine until they are dead.
 COLOR blindness will not excuse the l Spaniards for firing into schooner bearing the American flag.
 | LORD DUNMoRE is coming to this coun- try to stay month. Many creditors would like to engage his services. KRupp, the cannon-maker, says he never had the least success in his busi- ness until he began to drink beer and smoke. as Aws&sH g9RNgssot | FASHIONABLE religion now takes its regular summer vacation. About fifty clergymen left New York for Europe last week. aaz ges seg aswaag | THE sun in June is too hot for boy i to work in the garden. It is as much as he can do to get through with his base ball games. aln8N | IN London there are what are called l ragged schools. The teachers are paid, however, and it is only the pupils who are ragged.
 OLIVE LOGAN Mrs. Sikes), wife of the American Consul at Cardiff, arrived from Europe in the steamer Canada | from Hayre. e &@e126sa @i38 A@N s#
 THE system of teaching children for eien languages before they can read and | write their own IS the cause of much bad spelling. a 31 eaa 49@i | sIr is said that the threads of Colorado spiders are strong enough to sew on but tons, and the spiders are no bigger than blackbirds at that. e@9alAfaG 3sss7, | ARTFuL Snip-"Dear mel Very. sin p,lar. sir! Exact the measurement of the sApoller Belyidere,' sirl" Customer orders second suit.
 TIE new Moorish envoy to Spain, Sidi Mohanimed, is described as man of stately bearing, with a venerable and pleasant countenance. ..
 ARCHIE FORBES, the war corresr on | dent. will be under the management of D'Oyly Carte in his coming lecture tour through this country. -ssr
 WHEN the Czar proposes to visit a theater or concert, the fact is made known, and the ladies are obliged to ap- pear in white dresses. s lsea at9 ---
 TIE Whitehall Times man, who has tried both, says: Kissing by telephone is about as satisfactory as scratching your head with a sunbeam. s, .atrf,g}
 MAINE REID told brother English man to go to the devil, and Count fined | him e5 and costs. Bob Ingersoll should cheerfully pay the fine. .aug ~A eA | A HoMELY woman doesn't feel halt so | bad about standing up in street car as handsome one does, and If you don't believe it you can ask them.
 Ar the end of funeral notice pulp lished in an Indiana paper appears: IN. | B.-This funeral will not be postponed on account of bad weather" 1e | DURING March, April and May there were twenty three cyclones, big and lit tie, Tn this country, and yet Church con gregations constantly fell of. ah itr'u "A NEW YORK halter says that only one man out of seven selects hat that becomes him, and that's one reason why we are not better looking nation. '
 TIE Crown Prince of Germany gets more pulling over giving $3 fiddle to a | blind boy than an American does over leaving $40,000 to an orphan asylum.
 AN Idaho woman didn't faint when an Indian seized her, but she broke away, picked up pitchfork, and he joined his tribe with two port-holes in his lungs.
 SINCE the advent of the baby elephant the camels in all great moral shows are getting their backs up with envy ano rage because there are no baby camels
 AT Grand Rapids, recently, Miss Emms Canter was married to Mr.. James H Gallop. If that was not a runaway match there is not much virtue il names. rr Hsrr .Js4s y--r.,......-
 TIE sea-serpents are backward il making their appearance at watering places this season. So are crabs. fo that matter, if allowed to crawl in thei own way.
 CowLEY has made fourteen di6'eren appeals to be pardoned out, and he | now half-conyinced that he must httvt been guilty of something or other to b treated as he is. e.
 TIE veneral John G. Palfrey, now 1T his eighty-fifth year, is busily engaged , | at his Cambridge home upon the hfti and concluding volume of his "Histor, , of New England"
 TIE New Haven Register says Princ |. Leopold is to write book. The Princ l will be in this country about two mn : utes. We should think, therefore, tha , he would write two. .Rol5 AN Tchthyophagous Club has beei : started in New York. 1t is calculates : to ruin the reputation of any husban' who goes home late at night and tries [ tell where he has been. aa aai % ] TIE saying, "There is as good fish i I the sea as ever were caught,D IS prove i. every day. We are constantly hearin of somebody's catching abiggerfish tha ! we ever heard of before. f emassl [ AN exchange says. that ton of gold
 worth only about $5OO,000. WegIve tn