The Osceola times., 1880-07-17
WAYS OF THE WORLD.

Or the 6lS parishes forming the dio-
eese of Cologne, l79 are at present priest
less.
THI man who can not remember that
he was ever boy is entirely ripe for the
harvest.
TIE Chicago hotel keepers idea Of
heaven 10 that it is one perpetual Con-
vention.
KINa LOUIS, of Bavaria, sits up all
night. He ought to be on a morning
newspaper.
Ma LAMONT, the New York CONNER.
s;al Adpetiser paragrapher, is reformed
Chicago man.
TnE cashier ran away with all the
funds and the directors placarded the
door, "No cashier"
The evil that men do lives after them.
Cows likewise do not give oleomarga-
rins until they are dead.
Colon blindness will not excuse the
Spaniards for firing into a schooner
bearing the American flag.
LoRp DUNxoRr is coming to this coun-
trv 70 stay q month"; Many creditors
would like to engage his services.
KxuPP, the cannon-maker, says he
never had the least success in his busi-
mes until he began to drink beer and
smoke.
FAsuIoNABLE religion now takes its
regular summer vacation. About fifty
clergymen left New York for Europe
last week.
THE sun in June is too hot for a boy
To work in the garden. 1t is as much as
he can do to get through with his base
ball games.
IN London there are what are called
raeped schools. The teachers are paid,
however, and it is only the pupils who
are ragged.
OLIVE LOGAN Mrs. Sikes), wife Of the
American Consul at Cardiff, arrived
fiom Europe in the steamer Canada
from Havre.
ARrruL Snip-"Dear me! Very sim
s'lar. sirl Exact the measurement of
the 'Apoller Belvidere, sir!" Customer
orders second suit.
The new Moorish envoy to Spain, Sid
Nohammed, is described as man of
stately bearing, with venerable and
pleasant countenance.
ARCHIE FORBES, the war corresron-
dent, will be under the management of
UOyly Carte in his coming lecture tour
through this country.
WHEN the Gar proposes to visit a
theater or concert, the fact is made
known, and the ladies are obliged to ap-
pear in white dresses.
TEE Whitehall Times man, who has
tried both, says: "Kissing by telephone
II about as satisfactory as scratching your
head with sunbeam.
MAYNr REID told brother English
man to 10 to the devil, and Count fined
him Is and costs. Bob Ingersoll should
cheerfully pay the fine.
A HonRLY woman doesn't feel halt SO
bad about standing up in street car as
Q handsome one does, and If you don't
believe II you can ask them.
Ar the end Of a funeral notice pub
lished in an Indiana paper appears: IN.
B.-This funeral will not be postponed
on account of bad weather"
DURING March, April and May there
were twenty.three cyclones. big and lit
tie, IN this country, and yet Church con-
gregations constantly fell off.
A New YoRX halter says that only
enc man out of seven selects hat that
becomes him, and that's one reason why
we are not better looking nation.
TEE Crown Prince of Germany gets
more putting over giving So fiddle to a
blind boy than an American does over
leaving sc, 900 to an orphan asylum.
An Idaho woman didn't faint when an
Indian seized her, but she broke away,
picked up pitchfork, and he joined his
tribe with two portfolios in his lungs.
SINCE the advent of the baby elephant
the camels in all great moral shsws are
setting their backs up with envy and
rage because there are no baby camels.
Ar Grand Rapids, recently, Miss Emma
CAnter was married to Mr.. James III.
Gallon. II that was not runaway
match there is not much virtue in
names.
The sea-serpents are backward in
making their appearance at watering
places this season. So are crabs. for
that matter, if allowed to crawl in their
own way.
CowLKY has made fourteen different
appeals to be pardoned out, and he is
now half-convinced that he must have
been guilty of something or other to be
treated as he is.
The New Haven Regiser says Prince
Leopold Is to write book. The Prince
will be in this country about two min
utes. We should think, therefore, that
he would write two.
Az Ichthyophagous Club has been
started in New York. 1t is calculated
10 ruin the reputation of any husband
who goes home late at night and tries to
tell where he has been.
The saying, "There is as good fish in
the sea as ever were caught" is proved
every day. We are constantly hearing
of somebody's catching bigger fish than
We ever heard of before.
An exchange says that ton of gold is
worth only about $5O0,OQ0: Wegive this
for what it is worth; our time has been
% taken up with politics and somebody
has hidden away the scales.
Az Illinois girl with a breach of
promise suit testified that it was the
usual thing for girls to show their love
letters TO fifteen or twenty other girls,
h order to make them jealous.
Mn. SPuRaEoN has received from a
daughter of DR.. Livingstone one of his
sermons which was found among his ia
Tiers possessions, bearing upon Vt some
words of commendation in the hand
writing Of the great explorer.
A GENTLEMAN who recently lost much
of his hair by fever was complaining
of the fact 10 his barber, and bewailing
that he was bald-headed man. "Ies,"