The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-09-02
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IA gun has no feet yet it can hick.
Strong cheese is rank, but hatred is
rancor. !
= Buffalo mulattos are called Buff fel-
lows,
"A Nightmare is the only animal
that has dreamy eye.
- A bride may not like fish, but she
will not go back on herring.
= They say it is only the female. bee
that atings. Oh, pin thy name is wo-
man. -
- Ole Bull, the celebrated violinist,
died at Bergen, Norway, on the 18th of
August.
- a rocking chair is just as necessary
to woman's comfort as mantlepiece
or window still is to mans.
Bishop Elder of Cincinnati has de.
clared that no banged or frizzed hair will
be allowed among tho women of his con-
gregation.
The three Bible types of char
acter-Noah, Daniel and Job,-the
learner, the worker and the sufferer
submission, duty, patience.
Teacher Ito stupid but fat boy =
E"You are better fed than taught, or else
I'm mistaken" Stupid boy-"Yes I
be, cause feeds myself, and you teach
me-"
"A young lady who didn't admire the
custom in vogue among her sisters of
writing letter, and the crosswriting it
| to illegibility, said she uldsprefer her
enistles "without an oyerskirt."
- Soap bubbles are raiy things, but
they soon burst. Just so it is with men
pufed up with vanity. They make a
show for a eason-sail on the current
but soon burst, and nothing is left of
them.
Hon. James D. Seddon, one of the
most prominent men ofthe South, died
at his residence in Goochland County,
Va, last week. He was Secretary of
War under the Confederate States Gov
ernment.
- A mother who had guided and
moulded the lives of q family of chill
dren so that they come to an honest,
virtuous Christian manhood and woman
hood, has done work that any woman
may be proud of.
/. A Missouri girl dressed up as a boy
and went out as farm hand, and they
never found her out until she carelessly
let them see that she could thread a nee,
die without prickipg every fiuger and
swearing like a deputy sheriff.
"Man," says Victor Hugo "was the
conundrum of the eighteenth century
woman ia the conundrum of the nine
teenth century" An American editor
adds: eve can't guess her, but will
never give her up-no, never!'
- Mrs. Stevens was found in field
dead near her house in Horny County on
last Friday. A woman had been living
with her, but had been absent from the
house for a week, and on her return
found the lady dead in the field. 1t may
have been murder, but no light has ye1
been thrown on the mysterious matter.
A Yankee who had never paio
more than shilling to see m exhibition
went to a New York theatre to see the
"Forty Thieves" The ticket seller
charged him three shillings for ticket
Passing the pasteboard back lie quietly
remarked. keep it, mister; l dom
want to see the other thirty-nine," ane
out he marched.
A Young man from Texas married
girl in North Carolina, and then pro
posed to leave her while he worked hi
way back to his Texas home, in the hop'
of there earning money enough to sent
for her. She said, however, that sh'
would rather accompany him atoot
They therefore made the journey OF LOU
miles as tramps; but their good appear
ance gained for them considerable hell
along the way, and for the last fifty mile
they rode triumphantly il carriage
provided by an enthusiastic admlrer o
their pluck.