The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-05-06
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agrees 20 5eed ttr lbe sbole farm
a nute toy being told by bic
mother io take powder she bad pre-
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sees bin razor ID bard aud With bic face
al lsther. aid a.ks him Are you
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--Pofous plas,ors we're marked down
10 hftern cents ~ Daubury druggist
yesterday This is much cheaper than
az uudershirt, to say nothing about the
sayiag 10 washing. Besides, you al
ways know where Il is
Two Kentucky maidcus have
opened blacksmith shop, and It's an
interesting sight to see mule blush
when the girls accidentally tickle hin
while pul,ing on bis new shoes
--An lrishman. who had pig 10 bic
possession, was observed 10 adopt the
constant practice d filing ii TO reple
ton one day and starving il the next.
On being asked bis reason for doing so
be replied Och. sure. and isn't il
that / like TO have bacon With strske
O. fat aud stake o lane equally, one
after The l'olheri
"A schoolboy spelled d &c ! meal
and pronounced Il dismal What DO
you mean by calling that ditmal OK
claimed the teacher. Cause It 10,
answered the boy. It's dismal frac-
lions. All fractions are dismal. There
isn't biz Of fuu 10 any Of EN-.
"A fond mother wants to learn some
way 10 tell how her son will turn out
That's easily done. lfhe's wanted e
60 out aud weed the garden, he'll turn
ont slowly and reluctantly and be two
hours dressing II he's called to see a
circus procession go by, bell turn out
quick aud probably hurt himself trying
to come down stairs aud put 90 boot
a, The same time
When you see mother Of a ten
years old boy making rapid progress in
the direction Of the river With good
stout bean pole IN her hand, you viii
not be FAR out Of the way should you
conclude that she was going fishing
She IS going on a whaling voyage
provided she can find the boy
II New York city church last fail
invested $500 IN the railroad stock
knowa a. St, Pant preferred, aud made
profit Of SEQ 900 II Is now proposed
20 build new church with IT, and il
has been suggested 10 cali il ST. PsuI'r
Preieuci, That the St. Paol thai
generally preferred by The churches
monday.
Said DR. Blanche, the iamou'
Ffench expert ia cases Of insanity, e
the jurors 10 case recently tiled II
Paris Ia the prisoners drunken mood
he woald grow sad aud remotseiul, apd
blame himself for maltfeating bis wife
as dtuakards ofieu DO. gentlemen, al
without doubt you yourselves know
One day lately country merchant
ordered clerk Of about II or 3, whom
be had just received into bis counting
house, 10 take Of an account from ID,
books with all dapatch. Soon afte
hearing him scratching out something
from the ledger. the merchant inquire,
what be vas doing. to which be re
piled that be aAs taking on the accoun
bot The knife was so dull that II w0ul,
take all The afternoon 70 get il Of
0ul 10 Nevada a school truste,
bad just got everything fixed 10 rur
away with the school iuud when to BIZ
indignation be found that the otbe
trustee bad sqaandered every dollar 0
IT, He says now the world il TOO fol
Of thieves aud scouudrels for an homes
Eaa to have any kind Of chance.