The Osceola times., 1880-07-03
WAYS ~ TUE WORLD.
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MONTREAL laborers seldom hill each
other when they can get at capitalists.
QussN VICTORIA rules tho English and
Chief Victoria rules the Arizona Indians.
Doos-srsr parties are having large at
tendance during tho course OF theprcscnt
moon.
PgoF. WATSON don't seem to pick up rs
many planets out West as he used 10 in
Michigan.
SuopKREPnRs who display all of their
Goods on the sidewalks were pcddlers
originally.
A WnerKRN coroner recently had, in
one day. three cases OF did-not-know-it-
wss-loaied.
OSu shirt maker has sollsied all the
police force Of New York, and he's Il
small man, too.
EpIsoN hes st last droppedout of sight,
but he can sford to. Hisincsme is over
1900 per yesr.
BRnKLn are not ~ bad. 1t is said
one girl does not object 10 seeing them
"a smother girls face.
IT 10 sHid that bridssmaides wear lit
tle lace man-ofwsrs caps, with punches
Of hslianthus in front.
Ir is now about the season for men 10
secsnd the Swiss mountains and leave
their bones in ravines.
THsas srs dry days when young
lady's hair flies about wildly and acts as
II it ought to be switched.
WIrn . telephone ct tho seashore one
may know thst the wild waves are say
ing ''sistsr" the whole day long.
Ar English Arm sold 5000 fre-proof
mfss in Turkey beforei il va ascertained
that the filling vAs only saw-dust
A THIRD addition Of the German trans
lation Of Mackonsie Wallace's Russia"
has Just been brought out st Leipsic.
ToBAcoNrsn ray it is injurious 10
smoke cigar moro than half its length.
II 10 very injurious-to the cigar trade.
HsLsH L. CooLrDas is q partner with
her father, an ex-judge, at Niles, Mich.
The nrm name Ia Coolidge 4 Daughter.
THD second trial Of Jesse Billings cost
aaratoss County about e70,O0O, . large
part OF which went for expert testimony.
Tns man who constantly pursues n
certain line Of study ought 20 be able
70 catch an idea in the course OF tihe.
The man who does not object to high
bonnets in q theatre is one Who goes in
cheap and has front seat in the gal
lsry.
Nh. GBoRas ii. BouaHroN has sold TO
Mr.. Vim. II. Vanderbilt his new
picture OF q village scene in the last
century.
RnAcoNsyrgLp, who IL writing book,
has 9 novel way Of getting even with
sone Of the statesmen who have been
crowding him.
THD nobby young men OF Cleveland
Ash with gloves on, and give boy ten
cents time to bait their hooks and spit
on the worm.
THs Canadian Senate lately rejected,
by - TO u, tho bill lcgalizing marriage
with = deceased wife's sister or de-
ceased brothers. wife.
URpuRrA pRs are 10 hold State Con
vention Of Utica, chiefly for the purpose
Of dsvising ways OF protecting them
selves against debtors.
GILMORE has offered to write another
national anthem il anybody says 10, and
he will pitch it to the Air Of Uncle Ned"
instasd Of Uncle Sam.
ATHLETES shosld he noted for temper
ance, and yet rowing man considers
himself disgrsced when his opponent
makes him take water.
FARnuRs do not hear the cornstSlk.
Neither do the men who wear tight
boots. But there are some things which
sneak louder than words.
THIs il the proper year for the advent
every other year been since the oldest
inhabitant can remember.
A YOUNG man hoastsd that he had Il
wcll-stored mind, whercupon a young
lady murmured, What u pity we can't
find out where he stored it.
ORB man asked another why his hair
waa " white and his beard so brown.
Because" he replied, zone is twenty
years younger than the other
BARos hAYR, the Austrian Minister
NJ Washington, 10 . handsome bachelor
Of -, . beau and exquisite, and extrava-
gantly fond Of silk stockings.
WnRE Q farmers son says he can't hoe
around corn hills on account OF having a
bod cold, let bis Ather give him hoo
'round candy WhikAaN Tins.
MIs BAHvrru, the plump and ac-
complished Eaelish young woman who
reseatly swan thirty hours in tank, is
about 10 visit the United States.
Mre HAnaIr Hosuss is busy in COM
pletine Q work which she wishes to get
on her hsnds before returning % Amer
ioa 10 stay for an indefinite time.
THs Spanish army hss $40 generals in
activs service, and can call in about 600
Who are on half pay at fifteen days
notice. No wonder she feels sassy"
DvHIHa the past year four Delaware
men have broken their legs while pull
ing on their boots. The boy who in
vented the idss Of going bare-Ooted had
q level head.
A BUTCH Of American shingles which
Wa washed ashore on the Island OF
Two hundrsd and hhy children were ac-
commodsted.
OHs thing st least can be said in Whit
fsker'e hvOr. lie uas not 40 much OF a
noodle that he did not know that the
part Of hie body which needed trimming
most vss bis ezra
THoss chaps Who try 10 make jokes
out Of the psssins ofs church contribu.
tion boz would make . more tunny
point By having some liberal citisen pay
Of Q church debt
SAYe the BolsmOrs Essvv Saturday
Edith OGoPman, It 10 reported, 10 snf.
feriug nom brain fever. We can't cfedi,
a .,r,l<sa aha sAola fhn zAas~-iAA Ia