The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-03-27
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II you have goods to sell, advertise.
Hire a man with lampblack kettle anc
brush TO paint your name and number
on all the railroad fences. The cars g
whizzing by so fast that no one can reac
them, to be sure, but perhaps the obliginl
conductor would stop the train to accomo-
date an inqnisidve passenger.
Remember the fences by the roadside as
well. Nothing Is 30 attractive to the
pasSerby as a well. painted sign Milling,
toms medical mixture for humps"
Have your card in the hotel register by
all means. Strangers stoppinGat hotels ior
all ghtgenerally buy cigar or twobefore
they leave town, and they need some
inspiring literary food besides.
II an advertising agent wants your BUSH
ness advertised in fancy frame at the de-
pot, pay him about 200 per cent. more
than 1t Is worth, and let ihim put 1t there.
When man has three-quarters OF q sec
ond in which to catch train, he invariably
stops to read depot advertisements and
your card might take his eye.
0fcourse the street thermometer dodge
Is excellent. When mans fingers and
ears are freezing, or he Is putting and
''phewing" at the heat, is the time above
all others when he reads an advertisement.
Print in the blacklist ink great sprawl
ing card on your wrapping paper. Ladies
returning from shopping tour like to be
walking bulletins, and il the ink rubs of
and sp0ils some Of their hnery, no matter.
They never will stop at your store again,
Don't fail to advertise in every circus
program. 1t will help the circus pay its
bills, and visitors can relieve the tedium
OF the clowns jokes by looking over your
interesting remarks about twenty per
cent. below cost" etc.
A boy with big placard on pole is an
interesting object on the street, and lends
a digniisd air to your establishment.
Hire about two,
Advertise on calendar. People never
look at O calendar to see what day of the
month 1t Is. They merely glance hurried
ly at 1t so as to be sure that your name is
spelled with or without a p, that's all.
When the breezes blow, waited nv n
paper fan in the hands Of Q lovely woman,
lis well 70 have the air red9lent with the
perfume Ot the carmine ink in which your
business address Is printed. This will
make the market for decent fans very
good.
Patronize every agent that shova you
an advertising tablet, card, directory,
dictionary or even an advertising Bible, Il
oneis offered at a reasonable price. The
man must make living.
But don't think Of advertising in well
establiehlsedd newspaper. Not Tor mo.
ment. Your advertisement would be
nicely printed and would find its way into
all the thrifty households Of the region,
where the farmer, the mechanic, the
tradesman in other liues, and into the
families Of tho wealthy and refined, all
VINO have articles to buy and money with
which to buy them, and in the quiet OF
the evening after the news OF the day has
been digested, would be read and pom
dered, and next day people would come
down to your store and patroni4e you, and
keep coming In increasing numbers, and
you might have to hire an extra clerk or
two, move into larger block and more
favorable location aud do bigger business,
but Of course it would he more expensive
and bring greater profits.