Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-10
ODDS AND ENDS.
sorghum Gotoa deL,ist.

To raise sorghum: Go to deLtist.
iQurneyman boot Taper is a sole jour-
A household with a baby is founded on rock j
Cum alpbic was discovered In the mucil- age
Bows Of an immense size are now worn at the
throat.
Sunday is getting to be day of arrest 10 this
country.
The moustache is above talking but not above
thinking.
Light tan is the newest shade In ladies'
kid gloves.
The order Of the garter buckle me tight, and
above the knee"
Surtouts, hOuDelanders and redingotcs are all
one and the same thing.
! II a daily paper were published tri-weekly
would 1t be a semi daily?
Young ladies who dance wear short dresses,
escaping the floor all round.
A girl likes to bang her hair. A boy likes to
SDang her lps-with his own
Twelve ribs and paragon frames painted red
are the new order for paras0ls.
Kybra lace is the favoEite fabric for kettle
drum or five O'Clock tea toilets.
In three hundred years five Sundays In Feb-
r1lary can only occur nine times.
These are my palmy days" as the urchin re.
marked when his mother boxed his ears.
> The ear Of Louise. which was injured in the
4runaway accident, is almost well enough to walk
SOf on.
Mrs. Langtry's chief charm is said to be in her
sOit timia eyes, to which no mere picture can d.
tjustice.
The man who hesitates Is lost, hut the woman
who hesitates gets a fresh grip On her side Of the
argument
Miss Lettie Gray, girl of New York City, is
astonishing people in her state with her marvel
Ous whistling:
Bring your boy up to the scratch" shouts a
EarefOrlnatory exchange. Is this boom for buck.
wheat cakes?
simon Cameron sent his congratulations tc
there himself.
,Amules head does not contain brain capa-
Ible Of culture and refined rearing, but the othel
Eend OF his form Can be reared.
jay Gould controls eighty-one hundred ant
sixty -eight miles of railroad, about one-tentl
OF the total mileage Of the country.
London society paper says that American
women. would be far more beautiful il the,
weighed two hundred pounds apiece.
CINCINNATI criticism on the Pirates of Pen
zance: THE thin pirate with terrific nous
tache had hls right calf on wrong side out"
Conkling. it Is said. never forgets friend no
$fOrgives foe. II once a mln deceves or dis
aapp1l"ts him. he never permits any recognition
General Hoods ten orphans have gone to liv
ito whom they were committed by the General
i The st. Louis police searched all day for
EbaDy whose mother said had been stolen bu
(which was found under the bed where it ha
| fallen.
An exchange says that Mary Anderson is not.
bly, deficient IN her kissing, and the Alban
Times finds 4 reason in the fact that Mar
swasn't brought up to the ministry.
4 A little girl went into a drug store the othe
Eday and said to the proprietor in a half whlspe
r. Ii little girl haint got no money, how muc
- chewing gum do you give for nothing?"
II Some one has figured it out that the averae
.EeXpenses TO the people of the United States Il
EintOXicating drink is seventeen dollars ;for ed
8catiOn. two dollars, and for religious purpos,
- kOne dollar.
II When one comes to think about it every ma
Swears coat of male.-[Rome Sentinel We
Enearly every man. But there was JEFF Davi
eEyou know. He wore coat OF female on one 4
sEsmous occasion.
!. 81 Talk about acting Juliet! When you $.
oEMary Anderson come out on the Capulet bale,
@ny, lay her piece of chewing gum on the railir
eaand reach for Romeo. you see acting real enOul
1Eto craze Harvard student.
n When you go into an editorial room and 81
the editor using the shears, you should say. 20
that's the way you make paper, is it?"
exp cts you to say this. and is all braced for Il
Ii $sh0cx. If you omit it, just SO much vital for
Il is wasted.
|, The queen of England doesn't take any stock
y the spelling reform. She still sticks to fav
s with u u spells wagon with two g's,, al
public with k Good for you. Victoria. Sti
. 10 the old methods. If you get good chan
8 3reSurrect the old smelling of Enple land