The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-12-21
Seuse and Nnpse,tse.

Seuse and Nupsettse.
Sitting Bull is preparing to surrender
| for the winter
Neal Dow ran well in his own State,
getting no less than sixty-six votes, in
all, for President.
sJames Post, of Colorado, has Eve
wives living in different parts OF the
State A very good hitching Post, we
should say.
d.. Glenn, the great California grain
raiser, is said TO have harvested enough
wheat this year to load twenty large
ships
Chicago girls would dress better if it
did not cost them so much for shoes
Leather comes high when you have to
buy 1t by the acre. =
"Why should we celebrate Washing
toms birthday more than mine ?" asked
a teacher. because be never told a
lie!" shouted little boy.
The estate OF the late G ,vernor Viii
liams, of Indiana, is estimated 20 be
worth $4,000 $4,000 of which is in.
vested in farming lands.
The man who died game was never
known to quail, but he wnodcoCk his
gun at the wrong time, and now be is
an angel without shooting jacket.
"Dear sir;" said an amateur farmer,
just from the country, writing 10 the
Secretary of an Agricultural Society,
"put me down on your list Of cattle for
a calf"
An old lady who has several unmar-
ried daughters feeds them on fish diet,
because it is rich in phosphorus, and
phosphorus is the essential thing in ma
king matches.
As the holiday season is at hand, it is
in order for the head of the house to
save up bis spare cash so that bis wife
may be able to present him with the
usual Christmas gifts.
Merchants who suffer from Dysper-
sia, Heauacbe, Constipation, or Bilious.
ness can be cured by using DR.. MET.
lTAUR'S HEADACHE AND DYS.
iPEPSIA PILLS. p. ice Is cents.
Colonel Fair, Of Pacific coast fame,
had q narrow escape from death a few
days ago He was inspecting a drift
when the. earth caved. fatally injnring a
miner who accompanied him on the trip
of inspection.
'.Children over 7 years paw hale-eare ("
"Oh, you speak English. do your And
what is your age. Missy ?" "Vich age
Mamma saws 1 have two ages. Ven
am in za railway am AMI ali; and
ven | am at ONE, | am
Don't waste your time and money on
other remedies Dshig's C,uyh Bslsam
never fails to cure
No medicine yet that has ever been sold
Is equal to this for curing cold;
All difficult breathing and tightness of chest
Is promptly relieved, and the patient has rest.
The Boston Herald tells the story of
an enthusiastic veteran who, upon get
ting his pension papers emitting him to
81 600 arrears, remarked as be left the
City Hall, "Br George, it | could meet
the dastardly rebel that shot me, would
treat him
Mr.. James B wen, II, aud Miss Cas-
sic Clssell 6S, ware married in WASH
ingtnn the other day Fifty years ago
they were lovers, but the brides par
ents broke up the engagement because
they were too young Flber Time bad
removed that Of lection.
LYDIA E. PINKHAMs VEGETABLE COM
POUND revives the dropping spirits; in-
vigorates and harmon;zes the organic
functions; gives elasticity and firmness
to the step, restores the natural lustre to
the eye, and pants on the pale cheek Of
beauty the fresh roses OF life's spring
and early summer time.
A Vicksbnrg negro fell from the deck
OF steamb ,at the other day, was suck
ed under coal barge, came up in time
to catch his breath before he slid under
a raft mile long, and fila'ly scrambled
ashore down az Warrentow about seven
miles below, with the rema-k: "No use
tryiu'; yc kant drown deep water Bap-
is !"
"oid you hear about that bor being
washed shore ?" asked Gilhooly of one
of the most prominent citizens of Gall
weston. mo; when did tnat happen r.
|"This morning" "How was it?" HE
was washed ashore by his mother. You
don't suppose she would take him ou.
lint, the middle OF the Gulf of Mexico
to wash him, do your"
One hour after an sold master" had
painted the name of patent medicine
on big rock COW came along, licked
it off and died before sundown. When
the simple name OF medicine kills o
COW human heings want to beware OF tie
stuff itself. A cow was never killed by
licking the name of q patent medicine
in newspaper, and no other kind can
J be recommended.
E FCumbination safe locks may be
q very good thing, but sometimes they
are little puzzling. Take for instance