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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
Making Love to Female Medical
Student.

/ Miss Mary Flynn was studying medi-
cine and being courted at the same
time. Mr.. William sBudd was attend
ing to the latter part of the business.
One evening, while they were sitting
together in the front parlor, Mr.. Budd
was thinking how he should manage to
propose. Miss Flynn was explaining
certain physiological facts to him.
''Do you know" she said, "that
thousands of persons are actually igno-
rant that they smell with their olfactory
pedunclep' - ( :.
Millions of 'em," replied Mr.. Budd.
"And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe
me when told her she couldn't wink
without q sphincter musclem
"How unreasonahler,
"Why, a person cannot even kiss
without sphincterr'
"Indeedt' .ies 'ssss
81 know it is SOP = = So
"May I try if can?" ss5..si
"Oh, Mr.. Budd. it is too bad Of You
to make light of such subject. !"
Mr.. Budd seized her hand and kissed
it. She permitted it to remain in his /.
grasp
II didn't notice" !" he said, swhether
aa-what do you call it?-a sphincter
helped me then or not. Let me try ;
again" =
Then he tried again, and while he
held her hand she explained to him
about the muscles of that portion of the
human body. se..vt7f.s Ss..ss,s
cit is remarkable how much you
know about such things said Mr..
Budd-s' really wonderful Now, for
example. what is the hone at the back
of the head called.
why, the occipifai bone, of
course" 3-5
"And what are the names of the
muscles of the arm?'' a5sS 40
1.-The spiralis and infrarspiralis,
among others"
"Well. now, let me show you what
mean. When 1 put my infra-spira.is
around your waist, so, is it your occipi-
tai bone that rests upon my shoulder
blade. in this way?r sz..s
"My back hair, primarily, but the
occipital bone, of course, afterwards.
But. oh. Mr.. Budd. suppose pa should
come in and see usp'
"Let him come! Who caresp' said
Mr.. Budd, boldly. g / think I'll exer-
else sphincter again and take a kiss." /"
"Mr. Budd, how can you?" said Miss
Flynn, after he had performed the feat.
..Don't call me Mr.. Budd; call me
Willie," he said, drawing her closer.
/" You accept me-; don't you? / know
you do, darling -
"Willie," Whispered Miss Flynn.
family. s ~
"What, darling?''
81 can hear your heart beat. {
cit beats only for you, my angel
land it sounds to me out of order.
The ventricular contraction is not uni
form"
"Smal wonder for that when its
bursting for joy
"You must put yourself under treat
ment for it. Twill give yousome medi-
cine" eSi
| Its your own property, darling, do
| what yon please with it. Bnt somehow
the sphincter operation is the one that
strikes me most favorably. Let me see
| how it works againp''
But why proceed? The old. old story
was told again, and the old, old per-
formance Of the muscles of Mr.. Budd's
mouth was enacted again. And, about
eight years later, Mr.. Budd was wish
ing that Mary would catch some fatal
disease among her patients, and Mary
| was thinking that the best possible use
Willie could be put to would be as a
| subject for the dissecting table.-Mar
AdeLef. - ..s-5
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

and labels of his former trade. Wheth-
he began his career as farmer-boy be-
hind the plow, or a wood-chopper with
his axe, as a tailor with his goose and
needle, or as blacksmith with his
with his oar, as soon as he succeeds in
elevating himself into higher spheres in
life, he knows intuitively how to appear
in the best society. In his conduct and
behavior and refined manners he is not
TO be distinguished from those who are
born to the " craft' and those who were
raised in it. The President, the Sena-
tor, the Minister and the Secretary who
started in life as farmers boy, rail-
splitter, fatboatman, tailor or carpen-
ter, is nothing moro or less than q gem
tleman who, with ease, grace, and with
out constraint or embarrassment, can
move in the salons of the proudcst Lords
and Princes of Europe. If what has
been said is applicable to any scif-made
man in America, it is applicable to
James A. Garfield. In appearance he
is noble and distingue; his carriage, his
speech, the clearness and vigor with
which he expresses his thoughts, his
practical knowledge as we'll as his
knowledge as statesman, would be an
ornament to any member of the British
Cabinet, even if he does not quite come
up to Gladstone, to whom he has been
often compared. At all events, Garfield
is most splendid specimen of q self
made man, and as President of the
United States he will be an honor to the
Nation.--Illinois Stats Zettung. l.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
Use Of the Telephone in journalism.

The practical uses of the telephone
are being constantly extended. It now
appears as the means by which an inn
pOrtant improvement in British jour
nalism has Just been made by the Lon
don Times, namely, the reporting of the .
late after-midnight debates in the House
of Commons. It seems that the many
prominent public men-those whose
speeches in Parliament are most wide-
" read-are in the habit of speaking at
very late hours. Owing to this fact,
and to the further fact that the leading
morning trains start an hour earlier
than formerly. it has always been diff
ficult, and sometimes impossible. for :
the great morning dailies to give sat-
isfactory report Of what was said in the
House the night of going to press. II
has been hardly practicable to give as
full report of speech made after one
o'clock, and only mere abstract OF
what was said Or done after two o'clock
was possible. Thereports of late speech-s
es, necessarily imperfect, have given rise
to complaints on the part of members OF
Parliament, and even to suggestions
that some more satisfactory means OF
publishing the Parliamentary debates
be provided. To overcome these difh-
culties the London Times has called the
telephone to its aid. 1t has made tele-
phonic communication between its Of
lice and the House of Commons, in each
of which is placed one of Edison 8 loud
speaking telephones Instead OF writ
ing out his notes and transmitting
them by telegraph COR otherwiseAa
proceeding which has heretofore CON-
sumed good deal of precious time
the reporter, or, if he is busy. some
other person. reads the report in the
telephone-receiver placed in . room
adjoining the gallery. At the receiver
at the other end. in the printing Office,
is the compositor. The disk of the tel
ephone is placed above and behind him.
Two tubes, with trumpet-shAped ends.
are SO arranged that one end of each is
at the telephone disk, and the other
ends at the ears Of the compoSitor.
In this way all distractmg noises
are shut of. There is speaking and
bell communication with a system ct
signals between the compositor and the
reporter so as to secure perfect under
standing and harmony OF operation. As
the reporter. in Parliament reads, the
compositor in the printing Office sets
the type. Still greater rapidity is se-
cured by the use of the machine by
which the type are brought down and
placed in position by manipulating keys
resembling those of piano. With this
machine it is. stated that q printer
working from dictation can set up
nearly 200 lines an hour, or about 100
lines an hour from manuscript, whereas
from forty to fifty lines an hour are
. said to be the limit of type-settimg by
hand. BY the use of the telephone and
the type-setting machine, the f1l1i1r
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

~A Democratic success in New
York in November does not necessarily
mean the election of q Democratic Pres
ident. The Democrats must carry New
York in order to elect, but the Repub-
licans can ectwithout that State. The
solid South has only 1873 Electoral votes.
and the Democrats must look to the
North for forty-seven more in order to
have majority in the Electoral College.
New York may give thirty-five of these.
and they will still be twelve short of the
requisite number. They must either
carry Indiana, which has fifteen votes.
or New Jersey and Connecticut, which
together have fifteen, in order to elect.
They will find this a much larger con-
tract than some of their sang1iine Head
ers now imagine. The Republican
party elected Mr.. Seymour to stay at
home twelve years ago, and it is stronger
now than then.-loUG Stote Register.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

-Pincher, dog, was lost just after q
travelling party left Leipzig. Ten days
after the party reached Berlin, the dog
appeared, ragged and gaunt. The dis
tance from Leipzig to Berlin is about
one hundred miles. The dog had never
been over the road.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

D~ In ancient Rome, during the
days of the Republic, if a citizen sought
office he must appear before people in
white toga, thus symbolizing the
whiteness of his record. and if his life
did not correspond with his cloak, he
had no prospect of election. The
chosen standard-bearer of the Republi-
can party is mantled in spotless white.
Silly enemies may throw muck at him,
but it cannot touch so much as the hem
of his garment. Chicago Journal. -
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

D@ The Burlington HaUkeye was
jealous Grant advocate before the Ma
tional Convention, but now it says.
"Now there should be no Grant men.
no Blaine men, and no other kind of
men except Republican men inside our
ranks until after the result is decided
next November. Let us all be Garfield
and Arthur men, and let us knock the
eyeballs out of every Democrat who
dares knock chip off our shoulders. !"
That's the right talk. sei
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

~ The Democratic press declares
=. Garfield is an accident" People
generally know that the Democratic
party have for many years been liable
to accidents Chicago Inter- Ocean.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

- I am entirely satisfied with IT.
and think It viii be successful at the
electaun. Ecorts.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

AAAA WEEK In your owu town. and Ne capital
M la urisked- You can give the 0usaneD . TRIAL
Vkk without expensa 1hs best epporsunfQ eyer
IN yVo6sred for tk4se willing to WORK xoe sno11d
HOV what ysu ear % as The eustn1ns We c0e.
No room to azu,ain here You can devote a1
nsss ereas - f@ ess'z hels that zen yosH Wo@sn
n0ED - much men Send for opUc11 pffv1eo UIfmS
- IafticalArs, which ~ mall ira % eutnn f!ee
szses1,s zse, 4 scsf Eth ces's re -
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

10General Garfield earned honor by
the simple straightforward man'insss ct
his public life,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

"A crystal palace Of most compre-
hensive character Is to arise On the ruins
ct 81 Cloud.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
SCI LLERs'
COUGH
sYRUPl

so Years Before the Public.
Pronounced by all to be the most
Pleasant and efficaciousremedy now
In use, for the cure Of coughs, colds,
Group. hoarseness, tickling sensation
Of the throat, whooping cough, etc.
Over smillion bottles sold within
the last few years. It gives relief
wherever used, and has the power to
impart benefit that cannot be had
from the cough mixtures now In use.
Sold by all Druggists at as cents per
bottle. - - efsf
SELLERS' LIVER PILLS are
also highly recommended for curing
liver complaints constipation, sick
headaches, fever and ague, and al di-
ssases Of the stomach, and liver. So, :
by all Druggists At 26 cents :er lox.
B. Z. sellers q Co., Pittsburg, Pa.
sly.
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-xH. WnHr. Dnssss .. csskx wdsshss. Jsvs,sy.
elYuveeq ao4 rsaA Ess shop n Ao.sAsaa's
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". ~ Aua4uRDI Naasfsetsres anA dealer b
Dsso - GAen ~ IN kinds - Azst elass enstno
uosk Al vWk - nAtsEials fully warranted ehop
80 - se1nsFty stnet HsIlisgcoA. o.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
Old Bob.

Gen. Robert Tombs has lately been
visited, at his Georgia village home,
by corr respondent Of Boston paper,
who describes him as 50 man worn
out with years and passionate ex-
istcnce, but gloryins in the fact shat
he ls not citizen of the United
States that his political disabilities
have not been removed, and that he
is tho only and unrcpcntant REBEL"
He was the guiding mind of the Geor-
gia Constitutions! Convention of
1877, but that is the only public Of
lice lie has held since the war. His
closest friend is Alexander II. Ste.
phens, with whom lie discusses polr
tics by the day.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
A Mistaken Woman.

Among the young ladies' who sat
at the receipt of customs in a Yves.
tern church fair, and rctailcd kisses
at. the nominal value of ten cents
each, was vnegar-visaged old maid,
who had crowded herself in on the
gauzy prctence that she felt it her
duty TO DO her share toward helping
along the good cause. When it came
time for closing, the young ladies
turned over to the church treasury
from So to $40 apiece, while the an
cient female handed in solitary
dime, the value of one kiss that she
received from blind man whose
taste was SO vitialcd by tobacco
chewing that he was unable to detect
the imposition.-Hunsas city Times,
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
The Grant Boom.

The prominent representative men
Of the Republican party in Illinois
have recently held conference at
Chicago on the subject of the opening
campaign, which evidenced the fact
that the t!do Of public sentiment
which has swept over New York and
Pennsylvania and has led them to de-
clare uDequivocally for Grant, has
reachd, and is acting upon the politi-
cal elements Of that state. The meet
ing give marked evidence that tho
Republicans Of Illinois do not pro-
pose to desert her eminent citizen,
but to cast their votes solidly for
Ulysses S. Grant at the national con-
venlion.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
New Ideals Of Marriage.

1t Is indubitable that the girls
IDEAL of marriage has Of late years
greatly changed and the change!ha
been produced in part by what she
sees, and in part by what she reads.
We entertain no doubt that the fe-
male novelists who have followed In
the wake Of the late George Laurence
have materially modified the ideal Of
suitable lover as entertained by
many Of their sex. "Onida," Miss
Broughton, Miss Annie Thomas, and
others, have accustomed themselves
to terOciOuS lovcrs-but we will not
waste our time in repeating a descrip-
tion Of physical peculiarilies Of the
Adonis of the Periodsaccoraipg to The
standard of the female thrcc-volumc
novel. Everybody knows The sort Of
hero, half Ajax, half Paris, Of their
monotonous pages. Grown-np peo-
pic may smile on such absurditics,
but giils arc very imprcssionablc, and
when once they have adopted such an
ideal, it is not easy TO cxpel it from
their minds. The person hardly cx-
lists in real life the nearest approach
to it being any or every unprincipled
man who is prepared 10 make "fercc
love" to any fool he meets. Obvious
ly this is not condition of things ia
vorable to marriage; for while it
makes girls more prompt: and indeed
eager, TO ilirt, it indisposcs them TO
appreciate attentions of q more deli
cate but more practical kind. So
much for the change produced in the
ideals Of women by what they read.
The transformation is completed by
what they see. While silly novels
tell them that lover, TO be worth
anything, must rail against heaven
and bite the grass with his teeth, the
whole arrangements Of society keep
daily telling them that husband is
no good ut all unless lie has a great
deal Of money. .t.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
The Right OF an Officer to Kill.

The Albany Lao Journal has the
following, which Will be of great i'm.
portancc TO officers in the discharge
Of their duties, especially in The mat
ter Of escaping prisoners. The Jour-
naI says: "While defendant lin O
case in the Tennessee Supreme
Court n constable, was conveying a
prisoner to Jail who had been convict
ed of assault and battery, the prison
er attempted to escape. TO prevent
the escape, defendant, after giving
the prisoner notice to halt, shot and
killed him. The court held that the
homicide was not juetiGable. In cases
where the person slain is arrested or
held in custody for misde-
meanor, and he fly or attempt 10 cs-
cape, it will be murder in the officer
to kill him, although he cannot be
otherwise overtakcn. Yet under some
circumstances it may be only man.
slaghter, as if it appears death was
not ended. 1t is considered be tier
TO allow one guilty only of misdc-
meanor TO escape altogether than to
take his life"
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
The One Friend.

10 every woman who holds the
honorcd name Of wife her husband
must be her friend. Between them
no one else can come, without sad
alienation. We once knew a good.
but young and tlioughtlcss, woman
entertain iii old friend with a laugh
ing commentary on her husbands S
peculiar weaknesses. He overheard
her, and, being man Of strong feel
ingsand fcrvid scnsitivencss, it prov
ed the beginning Of life OF utter
wrctchedncss for both. We cannot
believe that wives can have no female
friends. for We know better; but long
experience has taught Us tnat the wo-
man who eXalts one Of her own sex
above her husband is on the sure road
to domestic infelicity. '.Hidc one
another's faults and bear each others
burdens" is q golden text, that
ought to be found upon the walls of
every house. And "My husband is
my first and dearest friend" ought
to be the language of every married
woman.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
Church Fairs.

In Augusta, Ga, recently, at the
Sunday school room of the First Pres
byterian Church, the question was
discussed in the presence of large
assembly of how far Sunday school
or church could go in holding fairs
and kindred entertainments without
doing harm. DR.. Irvine, Rev. MIR.
Goetchus, and prominent members
of the church, participated in the dis
cussion, and the unanim Gus conclu-
sion arrived at was that church Or
ganization as body, should not al
low such entertainments, nor admit
any that would bring the church into
disrcpute before the public.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
ConkIing's Littleness.

A letter from ga Woman in Wash
ington" to the Springfield Republican
says: "Ccnkling looks exactly like
Nast's picture Of him as 'Jaclldaw
Conkling.' His face is handsome in
a certain way, but mean, bad and
cynical-he looks like a man who, all
sweetness in society, would be selfish,
snarling and snappish Mt homc-in
short, like what he has proved him
self, a coward; man capable Of
compromising woman, and then
running away. From the curl on his
forehead TO The tip Of his aristocraLic
boot, he looks all this-but is 10
longer 'the blonde Mephistophelcs of
the Senate" for he is growing gray
fast, and looks as if he hated it.
Here is 4 story typical Of the vain ma
turc of the man: A hotel keeper in
Washington who went to school with
him, hadn't met him FOR years. One
day Conkling went to his hotel 10 EN-
gage rooms, and stood in the Office
talking TO the clerk. The proprietor
came down stairs, and stepped up
and held out his hand, saying, 'Ros-
coc, how are you? Conkling took
no notice Of the protrcred hand, and
drew himself up, and said, 4 am
Senator Conkling, sir You are
damned fool, that's what you are,"
was the rcsponc. Conkling turned
najestically to the clerk, and said,
Can | have rooms hcre?' No, sir
shouted the irate proprietor, mot in
my house, nor upon any terms.'"
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
Bill Arp on the Press.

Your paper is n great comfort to
me: in ever number / lind something
to put away in mind nnd memory;
something that did not know before,
and which will be Of advantage to me
in time TO come. If a man can read
he can get good education Dy TAX
ing one good paper; he can keep up
with the world, and make himself an
entertaining member Of society; he
can talk up little on most any SUBJ
jcct. Book learning is very good
thing, but know man who has
power Of that, but he never reads the
paper, and lie passes for fool in Ills
ncighborhood. Some papers are not
much account TO appearances, but
never took one that did't pay me in
some way q gool deal more than
paid it. One time an old friend star
ted little paper away down in South
western Georgia and sent it to me,
and subscribed just 10 encourage
him, and SO after while it published
a notice that an administrator had an
order 10 sell several lots of land at
out cry, and one of The lots was in nv
country. So inquired about the
lots, and wrote down to my friend to
attend the sale, and run it to fifty dol
lars. He did so, and bid off the lot
for me at thirty dollars, and l sold it
in month 70 the man it joined for G.
hundred, and so made sixty.ei.ht
dollors clear BY taking that paper.
My father told me that when lie was
n young man lie saw q notice in pa.
per that school teacher was wan.
ted away off in distant county,
and he went down there and got tue
situation, and little girl was sent TO
him, and after while she grew M
mighty sweet and pretty, and he fell
in love with her and married her.
Now if he hadn't took that paper,
what do you reckon would have be-
CONC of me? Wouldn't / be some
other Teller, Or may be not be at all?
-DiIie FurD,.r.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
Gambling.

The Abbevillg Medium says that
gambling is on the increase in that
community and suggests that strin-
gent measures be taken to crush out
the growing evil. 1t truly s,ys ::
"Gambling is very dcmoralizing.
1T teaches extravaganza, puts an i'm.
proper value upon money, encourages
lawlcssness and oftcntimcs ends in
h!ocdshcd and murder. 1t brings out
the worst passions Of the human
heart and is one Of the most dcstruc-
tive agencies Of the devil to ruin and
degrade mankind. Cock fighting may
bc elcvating and refining but it is not
generally REGARDED as very high
moral accomplishment. 1t should he
stopped at once and We hope with all
good citizens the proper steps will be
taken for its instant suppression
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-03-19
Appeal for Democratic Union.

A meeting of prominent Democrats
Of the city and State was held in New
York Thursday evening, 10 discuss
the political outlook and give express
sion in regard to the election Of any
man to the Presidency for third
term, with or without an intermediate
term Of retirement. The meeting,
which was largely attended, was pre-
sided over BY Judge Josiah Southcr-
land. An address was adopted de-
nouncing the third, term scheme and
appealing to all true men Of Demo
cratic faith to secure union for the
sake Of union, and q union, first of
all, of the Democrats in the Empire
State, $50 that its benign influence
may go forth from this great centre
as light and warmth from The sun,
giving omise Of healthy life at home
and assuring vitality and victory to
the great Democratic party OF the
whole Union" Hon. Erastus Brooks
then addressed the meeting, and
strongly advocated the necessity Of
union among all Democrats. Lieut..
Governor Dorshcimcr also addressed
the meeting, and expressed himself
strongly against the thild-tcrm move
ment. He said it was the grea, est
peril that ever asallcd the government
Of this country, and the only way out
Of the difficulty WAS for Democr
to unite. lie had no doubt but what
they would unite. lie would be very
sorry to be man to stand in the
way of such union. If they would
unite lie felt certain that a victory
would take place in New York. The
eye of the whole country, he said.
was looking toward New York and
awaiting n union of all Demo.
crats.-N. Y. EGchange.