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The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

The ways Of the human heart are Gu.
.rious No man ever lost his place in
school in this country that was not benc.
flied by the change; and many Of the
most prominent men, il not the very
greatest ii the nation, owe their present
position to partial or total failure III the
profession Of pedagogy And yet. such
is the perversity Of the human heart and
the mixed, not to say contradictory char.
acter Of human motives, that such per-
Sons can never forgive those who com
passed their dismissal from school, and
put them on the road to wealth, position,
and power. The fact seems to be that
WE do not estimate. the act Of another so
much BY its effect on our fortunes as by
the motive which inspired it. The iaspir
alton. God deliver me from my friends, 4
should be accompanied by the invariabic
response, Bless the Lord for my enc
mics A strong character stands obloz
guy as the rock opposes ocean surf but
weakness, which is the worst form Of
immortality, being rotten at the core, dis
Iintregrates as soon as a ray Of public criti-
Icisrn is turned upon it, and erunlbles when
III IS made To- see itself as others see il.
Like longsburred bones. 4 weak orlyenal
nature MAY hold together while enjoying
the obscurity Of It's encompassing mold.
but being exhunled from the sordid depths
pr is concealment and held up to the pub
lie gaze. the sun and air. daylight and
ventilation. have the effect Of reducing It
almost Immediately to its ultimate atoms.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

Its well to look both backward and
forward They who look only backward
become too conservative They who look
only into the future become too rash, and
are incapable Of true progress For
progress always implies past. and IS
content to BE an advance upon il True
deveIopemert preserves the oIdand car
RE il forward ii an expanded and inn
proved form into the new
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

self.--tsko5g f7fst<7f
There IS something higher than looking
on all sides Of question Il IS to have
the charity to believe that there is another
side.
We may do very good action and
not be good man. but we cannot do
very III one and not be an in man.
a generous man will place the brnefls I
he confers beneath his fcetsi those he re-
ceivcs, nearest his heart.
Y Neither wisdom. nor personal purity. +
nor authority, nor eloquenee. nor any or /
binary gift Of the human mind. is to be
compared for powef with sympathy.
God IS on the side Of viFtue--for who
ever breads punishment suffers Il: and
whoever deserves il, breads It.
He that doeth a base thing in his real
for a friend. burns the golden thread
that ties their hearts together.
# you wish to appear agreeable in So
ciet5, you must consent to be taught
many things which you know already. Ii
. (
Nothing IS more ruinous for a man
than, when he is mighty enough in any
part, to right himself without right.
Great minds, like Heaven. are pleased
in doing gaod, though the ungrateful sub
jects of their fayors are barren in return.
"a i only necessary to grow old to be-
come more indulgent see no fault
coramitted that ] have not committed my
sen.
Il IS the bounty Of nature that We live.
but Of philosophy that we live we'll
whielis, in truth, greater benefit than
life itself.
He who truly wishes the happiness Of
any one, cannotibe long without discov~
ering some mode .of contributing TO it.
ia Cause be good. the most violent at
tasks Of its enemies will not iniure il so
much AZ TIC injuditious support Of les
friends.
True fcrtitade 10 seen in great exploits
that justice warrants. and that wisdom
guides ~ else . towering frenzy and
dstnenena
Like The body, the mind wcaries more
from The want Of actiou than the excess
of 4. Fatigaed by tfifes. We End relief
in graver thoughts.
HOmeiinsss has this advantage over It's
enemy, beauty. Il IS that il Is as difficult
Or an ugly woman to be illuminated. -
for a pretty woman not to be. $50
It is better to judge between strangers
than between intimates for BY the first.
one il sure to gainfa friend. and BY tho
other an enemy. AA
What causes the majority OF women to
Ne 50 little touched BY friendship is, that
4 is iinsipid when they have once tasted
of love- Jap Z
Wisdom and truth are immortal; but
cunning and deception, the meteors ofthe
earth, after gIittcring for a moment. pass
away.
In this theatre Of mans life, God and
angels only have right to be spectators
Contemplation and action ought ever to
be united.
True friendship is plant Of slow
growth, and must undergo. and Withstand
the shocks Of adversely before il Is enti-
tied to the appellation.
If you have performed an act Of great
and disinterested virtue, conceal Il /; il you
publish it, you win neither be believed
- 3 I +. 4 q Z - : \
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09
MODERN UNBELIEF.

Perseverance ii eviLdeing is the char
acteristic of civilized human nature. The.
rugged consciousness Of the heather r.
coils from error as soon. as its true char
acter IS perceived He casts his idols to
the moles and the bats as soon as he dis
covers that they are no better thanstocksS
and stones. The better informed man,
who is not a heather, acts differently in
the same circumstances. He regards the
situation more phiIosophically; and hav-'
ing convinced himself that it is hopeless
8or undignihed to 60 back, he presses for
ward, Each step may make it increas-
ingly evident that he is wrong but he
perseveres The pride Of selfconscious-
ness viii not admit Of his making public
avowal that lie has been. and is. wrong.
So he goes on. He knows that he has
been deceived. or gone wilfully astray.1
that his own devices are selfdestructive,
and the imaginings that possess him are
those Of an evil heart It is not 'awakl
ening Or 'arousing that he needs m
this last quarter Of the nineteenth century.
Neither would they be persuaded,
though one rose from the dead If the
the courage with which men and women
persist IN evil courses, against the dictates
of conscience and the inner sense of right
were an excellent quality. it would pro
duce better results tits the audacity Of
peryerse will. 1t mocks the semblance
Of courage only SO long as the danger is,
Oh is believed To be, remote.
Ths worst and most hopeless form Of
=inhdelity to conviction is f'truth-sceking. :
Tie time has dome when the once practi
cablea and, as We think. expcdient
boundary line between clerical and secs
lar work ii the domain Of thought and
reasoning can no longer Be maintained,
The data and process Of scientific reason.
ing have been pressed into The service of
aI|war agaiast religion and theSe Who
have 40 wish to tfcspass on the province
EFF the preacher must needs plunge into
the arena Of religious controycrsy,ti If only
tn recover the guns which have been
turned against the TRUTH and the colors
which are being paraded on the side Of
the adversary, II i q greet misfortune
and justice to professors and students Of
9H. =
natural 3eienee. that seisasa shosA bq
sspPesed e ~ sliied - insaelify, because
y tev p,sn thosen,esr frsqssnfly hoard
from, on public platforms, bss tyno MEANS
tile largest contribRfors 70 The sfosk Of
facts or the Ssns - knoafcd. sehage
talked wildly against the truth THERE'S
Eno such consideration. III this, as II, all
either cpochs of.intellectaal progress, 4
little noWledgc is dangerous thiAg.
The more temperate and the bestlof Elk
plorers and rreasoncrs, the trt:ly pkilosos
phic. Of our wise raen, are the most hm =,
lthe faith.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

Alas that such thirst as his should
have been left unslalyed that such i ca
pacity for the Gospel should have re-
NAMED is the end empty.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09
JEWEL cAsKET.

He that cannot toFgive Others. breaks
the bridge ovel which he must pass him
SCI. Gsagr Ha5n.
There IS something higher than looking
On all sides OF question Ii IS to have
the charity to believe that there IS another
side.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

We may do very good action and
not be good man. but we cannot do !
VERY i'll one and not be an in man. n
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1880-06-09

a generous man will place the hcnekh
he confers beneath his fcetss those he re-
ceivcs, nearest his heart.
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
&c. Boys and Young Men-City.
pEEKELEY SCHOOL

~ % N.D I-DN AVE
tformcr 10 a'iuu ~ t.t An,1o' 'fammaT 'Lo'l ,,
\ trOrDu nlV graded Pur1.I.'clt -r,"3 'r tt e'-ii
coii' ees and schools "f science. 'n'hS -rrem ~ II
i' personal IHsfru,t u "l llis = u
LEO%bWINS opc.s october 3D.. Ais iC u0V els W' D. al
Nc stao0i iit ue da'iy from 20 y.
fot pIuspec aeoI,- join - WI H. i4tdi l"-'i-
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
Gflrner5.

MISS HELENE llESSE has opened bureau
VA for Teachers every branch OF eIRca on eovefe
adcrs tutors. nlr-ery EoFcihts+'7 .ls,
81. roadway. Office hours 10 10 .. NiSS
HELENE HES>E Resumes her lessons Ia Ge4hnah OOU"
Der I.
DINCKNFY'S AGENCY FOR SCHOOLS
I AND TEACHERS.-The attention of principals anu
managers Of sChots invited To our large st o sup Ioi
r. CUTEsWORTH PINCKNEY,
Domestic Bultng.
Eroadwsv. cor. l4thst y. !.
NEACHER-A comprtrnt and eX0eflenc1u
teacher ~ Enslish branches Latin trelcn anu mlS, @
eauclt-d New -En4nd desires private pulus D, Mpn%
small class CHEST city refe ences ADDRESS hISS ~
= g.. BOX Il. Tribdue Uptown Oihoe, LIS Br'ai""y'
TEACIIERS supplied 70 schools and families
j without charge. His4 FLOKENCE FIICH, EDONA
TiONAL b. kEAU, p Union square bl'ement
I'HF FRENCH TEACHER of one of the
leading city would Ike few private pupus'
/. = D.. >tatOucrs $40 ith ave.
VNHE UNION TEACHERS AGENCY pro
yde~ telcher fOr schools aits tarhers III OO'ahihS
u sit ons 1mmrnds GOOD schools 10 parents
A. l.ONELi. d c., Managers, - 'On--st New lorA.
VIST TING GOVERNE>S.-Young lady wa t :
English branches has studied abroal has had ex rence
espeualy VITA young children. Address LAMAR lNf'
Tribune Onice.
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
4 SSISTANV ROOKKETPTR. g.

4 STEADY, RELIABLE and USl.f II
~ yop'g man "oul he t. Obtain ,i6n IN IN b a. 'a m %
rfr.eAcc, Address JOHN HUNT JlJ GroYcsi, Ie 'e
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
6ltuntious Udutc0-- tuales.

4 GENT or PRIVATE SECRETARI.-BY a
~ YOU uan y yrat- u educated geCcel IN appear
ancc AMI o pOii addu private secretary 10 e.He
tfay ling. large city bet"f cen N'N
ork ini cdgo b-si references Dc furnished Please
Address Gfrtf,,sr VI. Ifibunc OIicc.
4 MANUENSIS.-A struogIaphcr wishes q
a situation an auucusi. mode ac references
ssti-iactor.. Address DlCTU-. rribu'e Uptown once
l.L3~ iir..dr.V
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
Che gtr..

MERICAN JOCKEY CLUB-Fall Meeting,
a ROME PARK.
4. IIh. ia, i2tl. aud
. 81 ct.bs November. -.
Race. untnce octoJ. ca q p.ohpty az ]; o.
H. FostFR 4. B~LAOS b. it.~t.
NEW-YORK and HARLEM RAILROAD
trains to nctsutc a. tlr Hripd odhd lea'e tand
ma. tld i2 - rclJrn NJ ditrf ibo
rt,,s. Drawing room at ~ AMI e-la cars re-
-,rv..l for ladeS. fNcGt-ioI ttskr.. CO c'lts
{. B. Il Tx EK, General PASSENGER tg,nt
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
amlsemsnr5.

A BBEY'S (NEW) PARK THEATRE.
4 Grest success OF the new play,
a BhFF LED BEAUTY
EyeSy evening AZ : saturday Matinee az >.
Box Ofiee o2e from .. n. 10 lOp N.
A CADEMY OF MUSIC.
~ hChDEfY OF MUSIC
THURSDAY EVENING, october r.. 1850.
ilgNt appearance IN Amen. %
TIL CtEAT RISsiAN PA IST
CONpIANTINE STERNBl ttG.
lseI by
GoTfHOLD CARiHENG'S ORCHESTRA or -
20 PIECES 7D~
- The following unriyaHed programme Will BE- given:
!. Overture
2. COnccFi0 Fiat buor ...... Xavier SchargClkk
For p.tnoolte and orchestra
l. Allegro PatetIgo.
II Allegro A sii.
Ia. Allegro Non tanto
CONSTANTINE sTERNBERG.
PART H.
/. Aus Gem NorVericheu N0lksleben
A. Auf den lergen.
b. NOuirbcrltaoudor BTauI1ag.
&. Aus dem Cagrcval ................... G-iec
(FgsI time New york;
CONSIh y IINE SIERNBkRG.
. PT0cr ss0n vi the OOds Wagner
rh.ncg1ld
Girst unic In SeH York;
B. Ehapsode F-pagnoe ...... ............... Iiszs
KLSERNED SEA > 81 %
b1 y - > 10 VIZ
lGth-st., AcaIemy Of Nu-ir and II lfoIdWav.
MAIN T. tfItD AA tOher q
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
A USEFUL Young coorcd m1n, 20 years

4 YOUNG GENTLENAN speaking and cor
~ r.p n.n iu tr.u'hE1es. P'rtuef ana spanish.
desires o. tIca-c.lcui ia lOr.c1 60 uu~s n'
h,u-' whore h aYllUcs void D. a9gcl' I'd ia7 t"'t
Tcrr..rr4. AdGtes5 \. l.. Tribune Uptown once. 4-"o
rrJIdwdy.
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
For Young Lad es-Brootlyn.

UROOkN SEMINARY i,r ycuhg ladies, No.
ID u No'ta,ae Terrace hoaiFn. y. s.. Il r.i,.i.
sdya.ja o.. address Nl- Nj. Is J ~HIlt. rnnoia-
MRS. l.. JERNLGAN BOWEN wi' resume
VI hrl lc ous mus" aud m".,fn uf..'', "'ri 7r'
isnber l5. ror particulars app y ~ 800 ti t'i 81
vt. CATHAETEE'S HALL Brooklyn, y. T.,
- Docosa. school lor er@. cla"r' o. tl- r.-''r- h
opol4 september ~ 1851 lI,~.f li' I-'' 81
lnc Island
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
Art Gcbools-New-Yot C.ty

1FlSS HELEN BURT
VI WI Ec-uinr t,r tl-5.c, in Ir4W.as s.d IA.u'i
oo.oJet l. te-t Csc
MISS MCDOEALU'~ classes ia drl Nir-.
w wAtr: toi4- porcelain decorations over tzo L,'uDo
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
Mrs. LnN\ PNPE.

/ RS. JOIN POPE,
IA Lessons tI.n s ol an1 ".'r l''Hr lhhuiS H''
rating ,llnt lltI.r ..I.t and 'ir trarH ra'. H
BarUotu poe ~'I' J'it-- ,0. i.h.fft ''" -''i"l
SJR.. LOUISA j.. CULVER VIII ,rcciv.
Va ruu u craving aud p,ilt.u. u ui In water 'l"r,
CHINA aIG 9. lea -tl.in. N" E ffli -.t.-i '-i.
i.,I,u.c+.. IiuulA t0u 3ll ~ lnaii A. al .i Jar'
NJ IsTt. Dr.. A.. j. LclJes.
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
5i.natlcns Wdnteo-G GldIcs


--.-~----
pORTER, &c.-By a geDteel young col9Ted
dress and fl'r education. 20 wears ~ age
porter ar cop'i Is PLAN aud rsPd n'r t"1prIs'r
FI.RM Jj0HX%|%Tii a VET 35iIst CIV
DDRTER, &c.--I am 600, single; can sneak.
read and Nrlle Fngish FIcncn and Gernah has ,eeh
Is4l 10 o. g % NJ ooioa @ here can sk rnyse,r asrtn
to my ,mPl"yer an temp d" "oneat Adufos L. A I'D
PORTER or CLERK am young man.
20 y,ars Of age wei ro1caod ctner-nSGd a. "a &c ca21 3
ftS@s ri Sap no a 2 M d or el ! In Souss good
ne TR ,"is ta5 M cSar @ .iS4 4. Jcl,eS ' CIV o
S,ALESMAN.-By married man (29) have
> ha ytrF bus cNVrricnr" IN tvn OF tc leading
houses Of t- cats con und-tsini Dean am compe''nt n 10
amy no Oh OF t-t Can ihc 'esi ,l cry M aH
l-5 7 Ialyc
GALL a Young man who has soy,
'a ,'Al eNpc1rn nee ~ .a9 la4 in Try 60 GO ~, ' % ogn
es5S 1'' A HddrS i % a. E yCIA yCIAE5 r. cp valley oir Island
GALtSMAN. Ac.--By gentleman. 33. who
- a1s bco1 ,clr, win one OF the Arrest waolesao
DIV % o- Ions ir No'fo ani li yc1rs IN business or
"a ery go d' Or no eo2.,,on ne i' rcir1 ss 40 vel
Il. l. GRIFFIN iflmprrg srs-i oudon county. 90 II.
GHlPPING CLERK.--By p yonng man with
- 5yei. Xp,rcc'. would vor. il any CAPACITY has
20 d ref-accs. A"d-,s, "a a. iot Wty,'i'.Paoe Ciy.
GrOCK CLERK.-Posiuou in woollen depart
e IN 81 ur'i,f DV F2 2'rS u@1 "' v oi} n ,rd
E.,t lath.st cits
VIMEKEEPER or CGLLECToR.--Ay youn-
- year o age educ tta e'neel appearance goo"
ai. rcs. business p.oj
uut collect lest ref f"uc,a can be- furnished
9.clso aldIo oss j. f. LLONAAND 30 facucst, Newark,
y. j
{ TSEFUL.-l am a respectable young man,
4 19. W ling mlse nr.ci us fu in ahotC, store
rar,hUL.r ur pIta'U family; 4-0 LYe kn Weisr 0i
horses ',t 91d 90 work. a" "llu- Hud Temperate
AGdtto. JOIN NlLAIN-oE, 40 t-ist lists, 'i'y
[TAIIER.-By tirst-cla~s French waiter
" NhO thGpu -hv uui irrSfi W hl- bus u,~ a. ol good
appearance qU amt n1- 'ood ha' cty or ccuDty. CHi
al uU- oinlay,. bctw cu j'th tni 56th Sis.
W 'AiIER.-Hy "a respectable colorcd man as
~ hrstca.s waiter 2i1 l'L'vr
TVAITLR.-By "A respectable Young maa III
- uoi..uq hpg... who i. wilma to vorA I1I make
himself useful eyc s0)i r,ucc- Address GEORGE
MDDNE. .OI t,b ave. Ci.y.
EEAICHNAN or PORTEitS pl. wanted
W br sober. st,a't rrsI le. CON prtt Uu-tNor}.
bog. marrI German '-fI sItf-, ht ut al. l~
wiling Wura mlk' hm.r, ,fu iI STORE 10 W]rt
give good references, Address w. Il IiLit 1Il
/ -.
XOUEG man, graduate, eight years in Wall
l. f.. Box o. Mount Vernon. y. Y
VOUNG mln wants empio rment; vi bnG 20
4 ,oagvtning. W r. /, Tribune Ol,e
New-York tribune., 1880-10-07
NiscclItneOns

ppAENTUS and FURNITURE ofall kinds
4 IA. -.bo is A, d,mIrt COice.. ant ii' r. s'uii
,iI. .oyue rt ,EI. FINIt& CO.. N". l2 4'."i--, ~ y
ErREN"H and GEBMAN.-Two - three
( t, i,'ftIrt.u ol...t D. t,cl4ugr good nome.
i..t'l. com. alton references rluiod Adm h"A
100 Nrw. luf@ CITY.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23

Il Chinese maxim says We require
fou; things from: woman-that Vi. tue
dwells in her heat, that :aodes.y plays
on her brow. that sweetness flows from
her lips, that industry occupies hei
hand
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23
Fresh ArriraI IF
Millinery
AND STRAW Goops.

7NHE mr. darsiGnsd has recently returned from
i The East and hws opened at the brick build.
in9 Formerly oeeapied By Mr.. samf ,. Bowles.
which has been newly kied ~, nice hot ~
choice Millinery Goodss
HATS, Trimmed and UnsrimmeJ;
All kinds OF Trimming for Hats;
All - White Goods.
Such rs Wash Nets, Illusions. &c. Slsc, n aen-
eraf variety Of Artificial Flowers. &c
noLIDAf GOODS.
tn addition. have received nice lot Of
Candies, Nuts, Toys, and varions articles for
holiday presents
II you want bargains, call carly at The Brick
ShoP, opposite the Courthouse.
LOUISA HOUSER.
Ronney, Jane 6, 1879.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23
,Heo Farmers!

VIE undersigncd, hayi1g permanently loca.
4 tel in Rnmrey. offers Tor sale 'hs follow.
iuR agricultural Implements. &c
steam Engines, portable and stsConarv. The
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loftcr 70 j Pouv Circular SawmilIs Thrfsh-
irE Machines, Turbine Water wheel. Mowers
y HenIer-, Horse Iity aul Grain Rakcs. lfiou
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.uI3 Corn shelters Fodder Cuiters. Hay and
Cattle Scales &c. g..
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times ru1 tO meet competition
h7e7y implement warranted 10 give sadsfsc-
ION. Give me call before purchasing else
whore.
GEO. W. SHOCKEY. Agent.
Eo- an also Agent for the Peabody. Wheel.
ing W. Va. lrsurancc Company
q Romney May lC, IS79.-ly.
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its effects are truly marvellous in Dropsy, CIR.
vel. Brights disease, Seminal losses. feucot.
rhns and lost vigor. no matter OF how long
standing the case may be. positive relief is had
in from one to three days DO not despair
hes,ista or DOUBT for il is really srecifc and
never bids u Is purely n vrge table prepare
ton, ny lis tmel, use thousands OF casts that
have been considered incurable by the most
eminent ph, siciars, have been permanently
cured. II is ais, Endorsed by the reg uihr Phs-
sici.ns and Medic al socislies throughout tie
country, soii in BOTTLES at Two Dollar, each
or three bottles which ia enough 10 cure tie
most aggravated case, scot to any address On
receipt 1T F;vg dollars. Small nial bottle,
IN. dollar each. all orders 10 lie addressed to
GIANTS Remedy Manufacturing Co.,.
55i Main ST.. Worcester. Mass
AugG9t 2. 1873.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23

Il DANnURT man recently went to
see friend IN IN insane veireit lie
STOOD scncnt before 6ne locking
'Ss.sn ~ had. seen before .t the insti;u
eiofs, ant faq,irca his mama. Julius
Gcesar, SIR said the lunatic Why,
yoa were Alexander when was here
befoSe, were you not2' Oh. yes, but that
Gas sy q former WIFI said The crazy
snan not OF al disconnected.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23

4 DAEEEY's THANKS. Some time ago
one OF Arkansas most widely known
statesmen, who is now dead. was pass
ing along street in Little Rock when
an old colcred man who had ouee be-
longol to him, approached, 10 k off his
hat and passed hand over his white
wool, as lie asked
Master, gin &c ole man fifty cent
Dan, you arc q robber.'
How asked the astoBished darkcy.
opening bis eyes. around which rough
shod C bad walked.
Didn't you see NE put my hand INTO
my pocket
Vas, sab
We'll, you old rascal. you rob me Ct
;he pleasure Of giving you money with
out being asked
The old man received dollar. Bow
ing almost to the ground, while tears
came out and coursed through the age
prints around his eyes. be replied:
Master, wild such a heart as You hab,
asd wild Abraham and Isaac aud the
Lord on your side. don't sec what can
keep YOU out OF bcaben.' -Nev T.Il
WUyht
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23

GrrrN on WRoNo. some people
have fashion Of confusing excellent
remedies With tLo large mass OF patcn.
medicines" and in this they a.e guilty
OF q wrong. There orc some advertised
remedies fully wofih all that is asked
fog them, and one 90 least VIC know Of
Hop Bitters. The writer has had oc.
casion 70 use tho Biltcrs in Just such a
climate a7 VIC have most Of The year in
Bay City, and has always found them to
he li''t-class and reliable, doing all that
claimed for taom. --Tri54as.-29.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23

't!e crrnEd bny who said he couldn't
carry bundle on, his shoulder hal to
take 2 box on lis ear.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-01-23
Step 81 Read.

4 III forms CT Kidney and Urinary diseases,
~ Pains in the Back, Sides, and Loins are
positively cured by
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