The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-11-27
THES AND THAT.


THIS AND THAT.
DO Speaking eyes" ever get hoarsef :,
Personal Blemish. Too much cheek.
The joy ofthe dumb is always unspeak-
able.
-Insuring oil paintings is a sort Of pio-
ture-rsk business.
Jeremiah Coe is an Indiana lawyer.
All his clients 60 to Jericho.
When is echo like visiting acuuant-
ance? When she returns her call.
No one thinks Of travelling wit hnut tn king
along bottle Of SineS Syrup Of Tar. Price
20 cents.
Why san unwelcome guest like shady
tree? Because we are glad when he leaves.
Why are quacka like railway engines :
Because there's no getting on without puff
ing.
There is hunor and pathos in the 70
mark of a reformed drunkard; al keep
drunk on the toars she'd"
When the Shakers become dissatisfied
with young woman they have educated,
they naturally shake her.
-Slnes SNrup OF Inr, wild Cherry and
Hoarhound is pleasant to the taste and most
reliable remedy for coughs and colds. Give
1t a trial Price, 2Sand 50 cents per bottle.
A Californian jury in suicide cass
lately found the following verdict: "Ws,
the jury. find the deceased was fool"
"A young lady who had a new hood and
was asked to lend it frequently said she was
getting tired ofikeeping neighbor hood.
Suppose person well defined in We
mansrightsand dwropgativeness. Would this
be likely to produce roompokershoveltssasa
ativeness2 n
Twill yolyN.,,+; -. o, ma i +
i.i-~%,, ea N. ~. lsii -: 1lI "a
al have no knife"
M Il. Roberts Horse Powders will pre-
vent diseases I'm horses. Every farmer should
oh ain q package. and see for themselves how
quick i'.will improve their horses For sale
everywhere.
An eastern man.in writing to his friends
of his marriage in California, thus telseIy
describes bis bride "She has head as rrd
as a woodpecker's, and owns sheep until you
can't rest"
nv ybuih Nuo Who bhih W kct
nut of bed and g. to the ant, thou sluggani,"
replied that he always talked business n the
head Of the family, and when he was hard
up went to his uncle.
The constant dripping Of water Will Y
the hardest stone; 81 the constant hacA
cough will undermine the harfest cunSW
tioD. Avoid this fatal result by using SitA
Syrup Of Tar, Wild Cherry and HOarhounA
Jones, if burglars should get iuto yoA
house, what would you do?" ard do what
ever they required Of me. I've never had
my own way in that house yet, and It's too
late to begin now-yes, alas too late ~
Nice uncle (mproving the occasion) :
"You see, my dear, boys don't generally
grow pretty but if they are very-very
good indeed they may grow up handsome.
Olive Branch "oh, uncle. why didn't you
be a good boy ?"
1t IL sal but true that many children have
filled un inely graves, by the neglect OF their
mothers to have Stnes' Syrup of Tar, Hoar-
hOund AMI Wild cherry "n hand. Every
! thOug htiul mother has u buttle this season Of
the year for immediate use.
"A bachelor who was asked by romant-
ie young lady "why he did not secure some
find ones company in his voyage through
life," replied al would, if | were sure such
an ocean would be pacific" The camp
knew himself too we'll.
"A colored woman in Macon, Ga, wrote
to her husband in South Carolina aYou
rote inc word you was comm hum soon and
you have not KUN. So am korting now
l an goin' to git marrid, and goin' ava
from Georgy. remain your Wife"
A life Of torture is often endured bystho
| rheumatic, their paDgs may however be re-
/ lleYeh by The use OF the old reliable remedy,
/ Roberts EmbrOeattOn. sold over 80 years.
| No mushroom growth, its reputation exoela
/ all other remedies. Price SO cents per hottie.
/ Try 1t just once.
/ A sensible author says "IIave you enc
mics go on and mind them not" That's
a capital plan, especially iftbe enemy is the
biggest, and is patiently waiting behind tho
fence with club to discuss the matter with
you. Better yet, 60 around.
ITO this nights masquerade," quoth
Dick, "by pleasure am beckoned, and think
twill be a pleasant trick TO go as Charles
the Second" Tom felt for repartee athirst,
aud thus to Richard said you'd better 70
as Charles the First, for that requires no
head"
Music hath charms too soOthe the savage.
| Sines syrup OF Tar, HnarhOund and Wild
! Cherry, ete., hath charms to sOothe the worst
case OF cough, cold Group OF " WhOOping cough
/ II you don know VI II already It's time you
did. 70 Gents per bottle, for sale by druggists
"A minister was tai king 10 young girl
who was about 10 become a bride, tina; she
must remember that the man aud wielaro
one. "Lnr r. said she, you were under,
my hther aud molhers window when they
are quarreliug, you'd think there were at
( least 6ozen."
When the head ofa family comes home
at a shoekingly late hour, deposits his weary
self on the top Of the piano, aud, while
gently tinRling the keys with bis major toe.
murmurs something about the sunoyanes Of
"a squeuking bed, it Is entirely safe to draw
conclusions.
How often 10 we hear the remark o. he
only took slight cold at tirsJ and he Thought
[ it WOuid go as caue lac OOk nothing flr
IL, and Ia fastened on h,s lungs fand nov ho q
IN the last s.agcs Oi oUnsuul lidOn. Prevention
10 belier thtn ture. ~ines - rup OF Tar Wild
Cherry ana huarhOuud curos coughs. coldr
asthma anu iun2 aiiSct.On IL has Trlaia-
ton " over ~ years. Price 70 ani % cents
per b9ttis-
-st's'ros Cor the Advocate. oply q
year, IA adNaDce.