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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

Somebody says Oratory 10 dead" They
would change their opinions suddenly and
most decidedly II they could hear the average
woman discourse upon washing days. and
when cleaning house. Then 1t Is that the
male partner in the connubial conoorn sinks
away, and thinks he is going to be killed
dead y by her Irrational powers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21
ROSE OF CASHMERE HAIR T0NlC.

ley of Cashmere, and is entirely free from Sulphur
Lead and other poisonous and irritating substances
II Is richly pefiumed and renders the of powders
hair oils, &C., unnecessary II preserves. sofens and
beauties the hair and gives II rich lustre. II is
cellent for an irritating infamed scalp II never
turns rancid. Druggists sell IL. AscHENBACH 4 MIL
LER, Propretors Cd and callowhil sts., Phila. Pa.
JuEe 23-Iy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

II Is awful hard TO realize that woman is
an angel when one sees her pick up clothes
prop fourteen feet long 70 drive two-ouuce
chicken out Of the yard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

A belle, meeting her rival, said, with an
air Of much CONCERN (: my dear, how old you
look to-day. l never saw you look 80 oldr'
"WeH. she quietly replied, "that is not at
all wonderful for ron see, never was so old
before as am to-dayI"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

'swili you take somethings" said teetota-
Ter, while standing near tavern. 81 don't
care il do" was the reply sWell let's
take walk"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

The steel Industry Of the United States i
now the second iu the world, and in auother
year will lead that of Great Britain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21
DR.. JONES' TARAXAcUM TONIC

Or Dyspepsia Medicine, a Vegetable Compound whose
" virtues have stood test Of forty years Is infable
SIN the Of Dyspepsia, General Debility, Chronic
Weak ness OF Lungs, Spleen, Kidneys, Short Breath,
Heartburn st. vitus Dance Pain In the Stomach Back
aud Chest Particularly adapted 70 all Female pisea-
pes matter what the age Of the patient may be.
Price rs cents. Sold by druggists.
ASA JONES, Prop'r, 3ls N. Sd St. Philaa Pa.
June 23.-iy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

"I'm getting fat, as the tramp said when
be was caught stealing lard,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21
PERSIAN INSECT POWDER !

NfoI1t1SzF111O1I &c IA 7f79sEk 2
Just the Thing Wanted in Every Household !
Reaches ants, bugs moths, garden worms, etc., fail
victims to its deadly effects Immediately upon coming
In contact with H. IL Ia truly the genuine Persian the
flowers being imported direct, then ground and pre-
pared at our laboratory under supervision,
that guarantee its absolute freedom from adult
Grafton Druggists and country storekeepers sell It,
Wholesale depot NJ w. Corner Sd and CailnwhiIl SITS.
Phila. June 28-1y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

Take short views, hope for the best, and
trust in Heaven.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

A bobtomless pit-Tbe ons inside Of a
cherry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-07-21

is for all ordinary diseases of Horses Cattle
Sheep and Swine. It cures and prevents CHICKEN
CHOLERA Your COW Is certain to yield 70 PER CENT.
MORE AND BETTER MILK AND BUTTER. Stock Futfens
op 0ne- Fourth iess Feed! -
Being in possession of large number of excellent
testimonials, suboin few:
have been using your Cattle Powder for horses,
cows, chickens and pigs and ind It FIRsT-cLAss
hng.-George Bond, Germantown, Pa.
Please send me half gross 81 Cattle Powder have
used two packs my COW and chickens. The COW
gave nearly tree the quantity Of milk that she did be-
FORE and gave twice the amount butter Ny chick
ems were dying, but cured immediately after had
used the powder. Yours truly, Jonas Pasour Dallas
NC
have used and compared your Cattle Powder with
all others and say 1t Is the best for horses CATTLE
sheep. hogs, &c. have tried 1t poultry for many
complaints, With success In every cuse.--Jonathan
Weaver, Berryburg, Pa.
Last summer you sent me package Of your powder
which gave to my poultry, and have not bad one
droopy turkey or chicken since--Mrs VIM. Knapp.
Orange, N. Y.
Send me pack or two Of your Cattle Powder. The
pack got from you last winter cared the chicken
cholera gave some of IL to neghbor and IL cured
his chickens.-John Williams, Spruce Vale, Ohio.
Address me for pamphlet full of useful information
for the farmer. horseman or dairynan.
r. A. MILLER,
ssi Arch st,pHILA, Pa.
June 49, 1sso-1y
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MEDICAL.

NHEssAGEs left at Central Drug Store Lambert vile,
WI for r. G. Foulke, M. D. ibe promptly attended
To- RC.Foulke, N. D.,
March "a, 1850, Gun. New Hope, Pa.
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r. A. MILLER,

June %. lsso.-iy.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1880-03-03

My earliest voyage abroad was in the i'll
fated steamer Pacific, of the Collins line,
and | can never forget the delight with
which | hailed the first glimpse of the
bleak headlands of Scotland, and then Of
the gentle slopes of the English coast,
filling the heart with the intense satisfac-
ton which comes from the assurance that
a lifelong wish had been realized at last.
So too, vividly remembering my first en-
trance into London, (t was evening" and
the lamps had just been lighted) l am
not ashamed of the enthusiasm which
made it impossible to remain in the hotel
even for supper, and which impelled me
to plunge at once into the roaring Strand
and be swept along by the crowd, from
street to street, until | saw, looming high
through the murky air, the solemn dome
of st. Pauls. But now the regret is that
this glow of feeling diminishes with each
successive return. Still, it is always with
lively interest, and with gratitude too
that one catches the first view of the dim
outline of the shore when the ocean is
safely crossed, and new course of travel
is about to begin. This time, after leav-
ing Europe, mine will be through part
of the world 1 have never seen, and in
my next hope to give you some notes
from the lands of the Pharaohs.
NJ. D. H.
A telegram received in this city states
that DIR. Hoge and Mr. T. VIM. Pemberton
and wife, of this city, arrived in Rome
Tuesday, 24th ult., all well. They are
en- route for the Orient.-EDs.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1880-03-03
Letter from Florida.
MADISON G. H., FLA Feb. %, {

MADISON ". III. Il LA L eD. Z0, 81.
MeSSrs. Editors, Madison and Oak
land churches are associated under one
pastorate. The former is in the village
of about 800 inhabitants which has grown
up around the Court House of Madison
county. The latter is eight miles to the
southwark, in the country. In the com
Portable old ante-bellatm times it was sur
rounded by opulent planters and was
fourishing church 1t was then that, as
the mother church, it fostered the organ
ization at Madison which, in the changed
condition of these times, has become the
stronger of the two. Both, however, are
weak and the older has been in Ian
gushing condition for some ears. 1t
has been held together by the energy and
pious activity of the only remaining elder,
now venerable father in Israel, eighty
years of age The Sabbaths on which
there is no preaching he spends chiefly
in pastoral work, going from house to
house. He was greatly rejoiced on last
Sabbath, and the whole church filled with
joyful gratitude to God for sending us
help and encouragement. Twelve per
sons were then received into our com
munion by certificate from Rock church,
in Greenwood, S. G.
In Madison church we held a series of
meetings for four days after our last com
munion, which resulted in five accessions,
two by profession and three from the
Methodist church at Live Oak. 1t is
hardly necessary to say. that the three
persons last mentioned Joined us of their
II
any officer or, so far as know, from any
member of the church. There are still
several others who are expecting to unite
with US.
This is a most delightful part'of Flor
ida. Such winter for geniality l never
saw. Roses have bloomed all the winter
out doors, and fires have been almost
superfuous where the sun could strike
the house. Fraternally,
HENRY M. ANDERSON.
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TER M S:

Three Dollars year; six months, 1.5o;
three months rs cents payable in adudnce.
Payments may be made to local agents wher-
ever practicable; all ministers of our Church are
authorised to act as such. Or by checks, Post
Office money orders, or letters Registered by
Postmaster Otherwise it must be at the risk OF
the party sending it.
Obituaries charged at ten cents a line. The
party sending can make the estimate by count
ing eight words to a line Payment in advance.
Advertising rates furnished on application to
the Office
Communications and letters on business should
be addressed to CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN, Box
81, Richmond, Va.
Richardson g. Southall
Editors and Proprietors
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1880-03-03

-PREoF SWING (tu q,logue, B1uie,) has
now publicly stated in the presence of 0GS
people, that he cannot agree with the view. ~
those who teach that man was evolved from
rational animals. If Prof Swing don't beIIe,e
it, who does
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1880-03-03

The best evidence Of our profting by
the means,of graceSis the piety and use
fulness Of our conversation afterward
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1880-03-03
Central presbpterian-

OFFICE:
No 1ol5 Main street, opposite the Post Office.
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Northern Presbyterian.

Rev. J. II. Hoyt was installed pastor Of
the Presbyterian church at Bedford, N. y, on
Tuesday, February 18th
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
A Dog Assistant to Deaf uutes.

Mr.. AND Mrs. GEO. KE1sER, No. 818
Walnut Street, this city, are an interest
ing couple, with curious daily history.
They are both over sixty years of age.
He was born deaf and dumb, and she
became deaf when about six years old.
He converses in tho sign language, and
she is able to hold extended talks with
few intimates by watching closely the
movements Of their lips. She also man-
ages to answer mere callers inquiries.
They have pet dog that is an essential
element in their domestic life. Az
neither of the old people can hear, the
dog becomes, by his superior instinct, .
means Of communication. When the
door:bell rings he will 60 up to Mrs.
Keiser and pull her dress, then run be-
fore her toward tho door. The dog,
also, has learned TO know the time Of
arrival of the milkman who serves the
keisers, and can actually distinguish the
sound Of the milkman's bell. The dog
viii sit in the attitude Of attention.
cad up and ears thrown forward, q
soon a. no catches the first notes Of the
ell, and will wait until the milkman has
driven in front Of the house before ho
moves. At the ringing Of the bell OF
gong he will 60 to Mrs. Keiser, and, By
signs or pulling her dress, announce the
malkman's arrival.-Resd6sq (Rb.l
1VlSVvts
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
Owls rs Pets.

WHEN the boys in Europe wish to roD
an owls nest of the young, and can not
reach down the hollow tree, they tie a
worsted stocking to q stick, and poke it
down. The birds turn on their backs
and grasp the stocking with their claws,
and are easily drawn up, as they possess
the faculty of holding on in high de-
gree, as my torn clothes and lacerated
hands could frequently testify. Owls
are easily tanned, and sometimes make
interesting pets, although there are
more differences in individual tempers
than most people would imagine.
have living at this time three snowy
owls, captured this winter One was
wounded with q rifle ball; one was
trapped; the other attacked hen In
midday, but was in turn knocked over
by gallant gamecock; the farmer saw
the circumstance, ran and threw his
coat over the owl and secured him. All
my birds are very tame, and win sub
init to be coaxed ON the head, and viii
take food from the hand at any time Of
the day or night. think 1 may say the
snowy owl is an ex6sption among IA
pscious birds in the quality Of its fesh,
Is it is really tender and we'll tasted.
have known It eaten on several occa-
sions and pronounced excellent. One
was served up incognito at 3 pubic din
ner, and was greatly relshed Letter
e For<st and 6reon
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09

whore out Of the range Of thoss,merca-
Les black eyes. g IL think I've heern
tell suthin' about EN-" he replied,
meekly.
:" I thought 20! l thought sol" ex-
claimed Miss Kezia, savagely. "Wen,
Deacon, those lands righ3ully belong to
her guardian >
Tho Deacon began to look upon his
rejection as blessing in disguise, for
without the Western lands Miss Kezia's
attractions seemed tame compared with
those Of mild, blue-eyed, buxom Widow
Hill. can trust to ye never to men,
ton thisp" he asked, timidly.
81 shall never speak of it. Now,
follow my advice, Deacon; make sure
of Betsy Hill before another week goes
by. You have my good wishes. See
to this at once.''
Thank ye, thank ye; don't mind
if I dew"
The good woman followed her crest
fallen visitor to the door. As sudden
gust Of cold night air put out the light
she said, "The air is swapping TO-
night; have q frost, eh, Deacon?
And the discounted Deacon felt that
he had been nipped by something
sharper than frost. Emma II. Demer-
1T, 4" Ltppi'scott's Magazine for May.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
Fun-What is It?

"SALr," said the boy, els spice
that spoils the potato if you do not put
it on.' Fun is an ingredient that spoils
the adventure if it is omitted. The care
full definitions of wit and humor, analyz-
ing each and comparing them, fail to
explain its essence, nor can it be ex-
planned, only felt and appreciated; woe
to those solemn natures who miss it,
and manage to get through life without
it.
There is an impression that fun is 4
characteristic of young animals like kit
tens and puppies, also of young races
and the childhood of nations and that
with maturity and the higher cultivation
it dies out, as the stamens so pretty in
the open center of the wild rose find no
place in the deep heart of q Jacque-
minot. It has been feared that our
beloved city is reaching this achme of
cultivation, about to lose forever the
spirit of fun. Let us hope for our town,
however, since it is only superficial
view which makes fun exclusively an
attribute of youth. A fine illustration
of it is to be seen in parcel of kittens
frolicking together, but the oldest of
cats, in genial mood, will pursue her
tail with as much zest as the latest of
her progeny. 1t is not permitted to tho
morning of life to monopolize. its gaiety.
A light heart and "animal Spirits" so
called, outlive pain and grief and ad-
versity in those lucky natures who pos.
sess them. Conventionality may brighten
them away from some places, but they
will start up elsewhere. They may BE-
suppressed, but not destroyed. =
Long may the spirit of fun prevail,
and may Heaven forfend that .'culture"
or decorum should drive it away from
the heart of our society. 1t makes light
the burdens of life; it takes the sting
out of the east wind, and makes tolera-
BILE even this month of March prolonged
into the lap of April. Fun is genial and
generous. 1t is not fun that laughs
when man slips in the street and falls.
That laughter is simply hysterical,
caused by the surprise at the sight, and
q kind of embarrassment to know what
to do about ia spasmodic effort to
cover naauvdise hoa,te, which has moth
ing to do with the free, light ripple of
enjoyment belonging to the spirit Of
tical jokes and teasing tricks and un-
derhand conspiracies that are planned in
its name by children of all ages are
launched under false colors. Fun dis
owns them, and refuses to lend its laugh
to the hollow ones they provoke. 1t is
the sparkling effervescence of healthy,
joyous natures; the world can not do
without it, nor are there yet any real
signs that it will fail us.-Bosto,s 3D.
uertiser.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
That Boy.

~ HOPE nothing will happen to that
boy" the cross passenger remarked,
anxiously, as we were speeding north
ward from London.
years old. He was entertaining the
passengers by running up and down the
aisle, shouting like Camanche Indian.
He would run to the rear door, kick tho
panels and shout "Ho!" Then he
would run to the forward door, kick it
and yell Hay!" When this perform
ance began to grow maddening with its
monotony, the boy would lend it little
variety by pausing to look into some
passengers face, while at the same time
he would strike at him and shrek,
"I'l kill you!" 1t was very interest
ing, and we all loved the infant. Now
and then his mother would say, "Sam-
my, Sammy dear, you mustn't strike the
gentleman; perhaps the gentleman
doesn't like it, And then the gentle
man would lie like Trojan, and say,
"Oh yes, he didn't mind it; he liked
little boys" And so we were all worried
and nervous, for fear the child might
get hurt. We fairly grew with anxiety.
He stopped at my seat, snatched the lap
tablet out of my hands and roared
"Gimmy that pencil!" and when his
mother said, ''Why, Sammy, am afraid
you disturb the gentleman. Sammy
yelled, "1'lkill him!" I was so anxious
about him that l watched him all the way
down the aisle to see if he wouldn't
fall and break his neck. So we all
sat and watched him, with concern
written all over our faces. The boy
snatched an apple away from the fat
passenger, kicked the cross passengers
valise, made faces at the sad passenger,
and hit the man on the wo0d-b0x twice
with stick. Once, and only once, he
made an offer to slap the woman who
talks bass, but she g1ared down at him
with croak thIt made, his hair stand
on end, and he avoided her during the
rest of the trip. At last, just as he was
rushing up to the forward door to kick
it, the impetuous brakeman banged it
open to announce station. He cracked
that boy on the head with the brazen
knob, and the boy acted very much as
he would have acted had he been shot
with catapult, and it took all the ice
water in the cooler to cool off his head,
and the boy was effectually quoted
down.
And it was really pleasant to see the
wearied look of anxious concern pass off
the passengers faces, after the brake
man dropped the boy. The cross pas
senger's grim face relaxed like May
morning, the fat passenger winked at
the man on the WoOd-bOx, who was still
rubbing his knuckles with an air of ten
der interest, the sad passenger hummed
merry little air, and the woman who
talks bass gave a cheerful croak that
was interpreted to mean laughter.
Four passengers, whose names l could
not learn, gave the astonished brake
man fifty cents apiece. The boy with
his head swathed up in wet handker-
chiefs remained comparatively quiet
Burdette, IN Burlington HuwEeye.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
WHOLE NUMBER 2l8.
PITH AND POINT.

THr nreachar,. voc.4;o,, 10 . .,,r.,-
-. .vS'sAo" y . slnA-
cuto.-0dsens 0esROe0s.
GUN-ARABIC was discovered in the
mucil-age. Rome Sentinel.
A WAC got hold of an EDITORS whisky
bottle and labeled It. "To be continued
in our necks.''-Cincinnoti Satsyvlev
Night.
Tar o.oao :. not a. nod . h;-a T. h.
heen oftan Irovn - 49, -. ga . 49,
leaves it, ha.rn,.o!t 'yi ~. s :. az.
Rasto, T,nasc,:n; 'oe' "''e1 :" u's
1879 : .''''s' w.
LOTS OF men spend years OF time IN
try3ng to lind out who lived before Us,
NV G 1;.o ~! enough lnseloStod m tnOSo
sta i've I.;n Us ~ W oner = cIust 70 .
"a =. - s. - -. s',o' 80 ..e. -.
all discharged. . man with red nose
can walk on the river banks without
navng the steamboats, whistle at him.
~. y. f'cay~ne.
WHEY the young and tender school girl ISN'T
s' Isn't thtnttne
~ 'l'o 'ine "nen sne Will = DC allowed 20 vote.
The chances ara that abe "a ccvIv - S,i~Itn.
Al .ome vo,r. NM, T., . C ooSyy onnkng.
a. 'one young man IN = zenra overcsas.
~ OVercOas
-Ne'0 Haven REGISTER,
tho c1arovnan erno,,roo1 H. 49, =.
sl1o oAoi ~ nan aunOunced tnat the OF
1ortOry would be applied to reducing tho
debt ON the church Dnr;na tho s;ro-
moot tho mns;c vh;,st ~ ooM I
was being taken up. the tenor. who WA
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
ZINE sOHzLDH00D.

Der schiltren obey vas poot in ped,
All tucked CUP for der nighdt;
dake0 mine pipe der mAntol Oh,
Und py der hreside pright
drinks aboudt when vas young
OF mOder who vas tead.
Und how at nighdt-like I do Hans
She tucked mo CUP In ped.
Imindt me OF mine fader, too.
Und how he yoost to say,
Poor poy, you hat hardt old row
To hoe, und leedle blay!,'
find me 0udt dot i'd vas drue
VOt mine old fader said
While smoothing down mine flaxen hair
Und tucking me In ped.
Der oldt folks! Id vas like dhream
To shpeak of diem like dot.
Gretchen und vas 0ldt folks" now
Und hat two schiltren got.
We lofes diem more a. meier vas,
Each leedle curly head,
Und CRY nfghdt We takes diem CUP
Und tucks diem in dheir ped.
Budt dhen, sometimes. whom feels plue,
Und all dings lonesome seem,
wish vas dot pOy again,
Und dis vas all q dhream.
1vant to kiss mine mOder vOnce,
Und When mine prayer was said,
To hat mine fAder take me CUP
Und tuck me In mine ped.
&C. r. adams, In Hasper's for Nay.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09

Ours OR BRUISES Tobacco, wet
with spirits or water, bound on fresh
cut or bruise will save much pain and
soreness. The tobacco should be kept
moist by occasionally wetting the band
age with warm water. Fresh tobacco
should be applied every day till the
soreness is gone; then remove it and
put piece Of courtcplasssr over the
wound, 80 as 10 exclude the air, and it
will soon heal without further trouble.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09
Miss 7. WeStphal

Keeps on hand large an well a
sorted stock of MILLINERY, FANCY
GOODS and ZEPHYR WOOL, opposite
the Union Hotel, between Second
and Third Nerth streets.
NEW ULM, MINI.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-06-09

The undersigned would respectfully inform the
shop on State street, and are prepared to do any
and all work in their line promptly and at llviEe
rates.. All work warranted. New wagons willal.
spectfully solicited.
J. Lauterbach & A. Faas,