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, 1880-09-11

The entries for this raoa wore nusiness, Frank
tho tlrat heNt the hurses went nway on u t,no
start, with Fsk in sha Load. William II. seotail,
l3ualnosA third 10 tho quarter. pnlo. A. they
roauh1d tho hcu4 ut tho ho.ncstrctch Con-
wy pushed uhcad, passing ono hurso
aftcr anotAar till hu r0aohed liusi-
succeed In passing him I'LL within y few foot ut
the wlrv. wIpn hi nla!AKc.l to got uhout II lleck
In froht, and M l,nsaGd lltl.ler tho wire IN :7,s,
10 tho sro<',lt! heat Cunyoy ttnk tho lead md
Kept Y throughout. t)t the hulnestrpteh they
nll K,t pr'Ity vol! toErthor, Willlam IT, tvotttnR
very takt tndcta but he could nut roach Convoy,
wht, passed under the wiso tho winner OF tho
heat in 2;:.s4.X.
In the third hcat Convoy took tho Trad, with
William IT, soeond, business third, aud Gray
Giond fourth. They kept about r. this position
iam II, took tho lead. Ito was followed very
, 1880-09-11

a.. .!uAuM ~, Sets. H'L4L mns nos ~ intcunii I'..i
~ a.y slnH'1 Wu1u ~ EelelehcS ~ tue fe.e!!tG..
nInT1 grgas tet' e ~ 1et%Ge G a , noses tb mow WIN ~
;s,iI y ha.o .u lo,, t,,,1ht nlt ~ ~ na" ht
Fs tSs "s 1 u,s X Hec @ snsns ~ c'fsu' ILL., u.,
tet r. 'nu T.. tn,s - 1 oJ.
. T. y. sut oo'a tue I aaiu th3 !Lletas
.rt.h III , 70 tao sry nnu @
W, .' ,9 y ny hno ts"!li inu tacG. II 70 70
~ ~ ~ iaug .nn. M VIVA EG" @ w uhsu ' ~
tu nseuuE .Et - IL W. 90 suaease W. & ~ IN IN ~ WI,
Knnwn 1Met tn9!t ~ wMs uone4 " sono petso1 W
utssuht ut,." ~ ~ ~ Hau unMaMM "a us GHuneGe " m
1s.g .ss. !!aGu ~ & ~ a. en1.n ~
i mituty cApscf - Ietrivp ih'r p!ay, ahsmuuu @ As
= LeAs5 ~ Arsh n1!teFeA ny aoEse MtnouL iWu
eesscntiii! S0hs!ons-fhy consent Or ny ettey
leo; pat' i.al!ns tnat no coaia not nso i,i9 e ae
~ LODI; ~ ~ nMte AsVa esury unost
~ pEIisSMt IT. ~ tM nms.ng !, u u
a. thg TMoe. ~ sson eancn .nat y ~ entFy
W!!a Htte, AhauuHn sieGulhlnr ltano ~ nhuauuM M ~
tno !'st lne eGsof,! nayh 1seiolo tMo saaei tuNk
plMco. Detcrmihea Iot - ~ otc5nWc1t I Iafo
ny ositfateo-teo. ana, a!ter conslaeIho'o, gl-
ry no y ss syss "as faka III y 10 ns
tl,i!cs aacA " nll cosn!'ct!t9rs. nipcas anu
ltthatnp9ua; consequently ho netahe ~ 1, tno r..
writ II! the rnee, Ira st,a htKh ut the pt'ss. ~
or0ef 70 oetcat nun, hoWetefi Entalr lnoana
sh0u.! ue resortch tn and an oxecltont opportt-
nynt ao!n9 ta!s was norea h eotn u ~ " a. %
poi,t'taent Or sGGfcfs na tno coslstfetono OK tno
tn stisllss - wv now anncGtMko 10 pf9Se. "
.: Iuestiay morntnA. Waoll enoeGlnfnt Hnl3aeu ny
1ln ntl!,'. tho nHMfcs "et1 l!p1 AlterrH oltne!n
, 1880-09-11

ilcdy. ftnnf0n.
First bnso on bnlls-Corcornn, 2. ~
First base OIL crrnrs-{shfcnHn, Z; Cleveland, q
Loft on bnses-ChlcaKO, 0: Cleveland. O..
Struck nt-Wf1Ii0snso1,, Anson, Dunlap, KEN
nc1y, 1iunon.
lln.lbln nlay-Flint- Kelly.
Iiuls caich-uoItlsmith, 81: Gardner, Tia.
Strike. .rHled-t3ns,ntth, 81; Gardner, Js,
Pissed lnlls--kpllv.
Will ptchcs-unrlner, 2
Jtug Ut HA,ne-.:oo5.
umplro-lIradlcy.
uUrrA1.o VI. CISCISSATI.
Special UApa!eh n 1ht CheHpo Tfibunk.
HuFFALn. n. I. Rcpt. iO,-Tho gatno to-day
between tho lsEi1alt, and Cincinnati teams hr0ko
up In Il r0w. At tic cntnmcnGe1nent If thu ninth
It.l,inR tho scoru HtnDd II tu #, fy1r Of Cinc!-
nntl, and Eiapl,t1rMlnlts1 thAt KuEe lu. Un1lc on
accouns of dRrknlHs. This thu untpEro refused
10 do. and or.lerct play to pr1cect! with utfnln
at the llt. ClApp then refused Il, rlny. nt,d
therefore, nceor,lnE y rtlle. tho umpire t,eodotl
IT. IT. Eamo @ won W i,n'alo " /. sooro Of to Q.
fDIlnWs:
1nntnGs-~ 2 J i s G 78
nt,tfMlD =. .,.,,......u..I d l o O + O o. n
Cincinnati ...........".l o l = Oil
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Tho a:Js trot, p,,rae Aol. &a)0 10 flrst, 500 10
a.ccona. f!I tn third, $40 IN fu,trth:
!nin h!tiHcys., ,....s........+... ] |
!ltB.S 4
!HNhH} .........++...........,..H y
5IuusWtch IWy.........,. ,..........+.....,H b
.+.s.H llH
Tfme-a:!x'i: @::ts: a:s1sl.
The running race. two. milo dash, was won by
liG!lo nt Nelson; 1.Duls1 SECOND, kcno third.
TItHG, 3:4Wi.
sec,t,d, sM 10 third. III 10 fourth, WIS lts.
finished. and will ho decided to-niorrow morn
Ing:
.cInHE't+ssstssss' ss's*..s. u u ]
4 4 4 ! =
l:xccttor............. ............a = I j Il j
n'dRe....-a... ...s.......ss...++...l J y . bitA
jhirnt'l,. .......................... & = aro
THnt-o:ss74: 2:..s3: 2:::al; a:.B: ::3E;; $50.
, 1880-09-11

,FtEst-class barbers tise tho Cuuoura Medicinal
Shaving Snap exclusively.
, 1880-09-11
cloNe t,y Convoy. who bntl got down to work. and
TO tho wlrb II was m tlt,sa m was ever bpcn on
tho track. Convoy winning hy hcRd In 2:..!h.
SUMMARY.
pIfrsn H1h11 o.gi flsas.

17n1t-9:!i{: 2:ags.!!B; 1.9@-!lIf.
CLEvELAHn.
CLEvErAxD, o.. Sept. I0.-Tho Northern Ohio
fhlr closed t0.slhy With another large Attendance.
1t has becn big SUCCESS.
SUMMARY.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1880-11-28

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HTvsI Msss~H Tstr- "a s~st
er e. LE~ asf eagSf .
E E& -ss 49, Ets Or EAj~saH ~ -
HHHu u era go -HsH 49, ~ a
aH F~ r $40 lz usfssaUs - 49,
$40 rE -faN a1s
-H H1-e 7z.ss@4 Eis-sss-
~ 49, ssr, ns.sr-.
F.-s2 eAEa.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1880-11-28

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Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
-m0MF. FARM Ayn aARpEN.

CRoUp&Take a knife or crater, and
shave of in small particles about a ten
spoonful OF alum, mix il with twice the
quantity OF sugar to make il palatable
and administer Il as quickly as posi-,
bic. Almost instant relief VIII follow.
A nIsIL. which is sure 70 find favor
with lovers Of celery Is made BY taking
the stalks Of celery Which arc mol thor
oughly bleached. cutting them IN pieces
OF about an inch long, and cooking
az you would asparagus, the same
length Of time being required 70 boil IL;
season with milk, butter, pepper aud
salt.
CRANBERRY SAUcE. Pick over n
! quart of cranberries, mash and put into
n sauce pau with one cupful Of water;
stew slowly for about an hour; il thick
by that time strain through a colander,
then sweeten wish fine white sugar.
/ Place ina mold that ia preyiously been
wet with ice water; let stand until
ready for use.
PoTATo PuFF. Stir two cupsful of
msshetf potatoes, two tablespoonsful Of
melted butter and some salt TO a fine,
light and creamy condition. Then add
two eggs well beaten separately and six
tablespoonful of cream. Beat all well
and lightly together; pile in rocky form
on = dish; bike il in a quick wen until
/ nicely colored. II viii become quite
light like a put.
AFTER m experience OF several sea-
sons, says the Poultry Monthly, we have
adopted the system Of warming the food
| all through the winter and cold wealth
or, both morning aud evening, aud we
attribute the excellent Laying qualities
7 of tho fowls, in a great measure. TO do
ing this. The food, whether whole or
broken, grain or Other food, either dry
or moisteued, should be warmed well
before feeding.
SALYE ron FROST BIrEs. Six ounces
of mutton tallow, six ounces of lard,
ounceo Of peroxyde of iron2red iron
rust p on ounce of Venice turpentine,
one-half ounce Of oil Of bergamoE one
1 hilf ounce Of bole Armenian rubbed to
q paste with good sweet oil. Heat the
mutton tallow and iron rust in an iron
vessel, stirring constantly with an iron
! SPOON, until the mass becomes perfectly
1 black, then add the other ingredients,
stirring until we'll mixed. Apply upon
linen daily.
MNcg MEAT,-Two quart bowls Of
meat, (ehopped) four quarts Of apples,
one quart Of molasses, one quart OF
sugar, one pound of r~aisins, one pound
of currants, one pound or less of citron,
three quarts of cider, n tablespoonful
OF cloves. one tablespoonful of allspiee,
one tablespoonful of cinnamon, fouI
nutmegs. two tablospoonfuls of salt,
three lemons. 0uice only, one-hali
pound Of suet chopped line; sca'd all
! together three hours Five pounds Of
meat makes three bowls.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
Trees for The Farm.

BELTEyE there is not rs much care
and attention given 70 forests, groves
and shade trees as their value and I'M
pOrtance demands. We in the West
are doing considerable ia this line, and
this wOrk is on the increase from year
to year. And yet. on travelling through
the country. We see more places where
trees ought to be planted than places
where trees are planted.
l believe the climatic influence of
trees is more in checking the force of
y drying and damaging winds in summer
and piercing cold, snow-drifting winds
of winter than in the increase Of RAIN.
They prevent the wind from carrying
OF the humidity Of the air, with which
it Is Tiled from evaporation from soil
and from vegetation. 1t has been de-
m~onstrated, some years ago, on the
prairies Of Iowa, that a belt of trees
around q field, TO break the wind, saved
the crops from damage, and thus OBJ
tanned a greater product than il would
if all the ground had been occupied by
crops.
In my opinion, tree planters for eco
homie uses do not investigate the value
OF the different sorts OF timber Il plant
The Red Cedar is very durable and val
liable, bnt so SLOW in growth that we
cannot afford td wait for IT, Same with
Mulberry and Osage Orange. In the
early settlement here the Black or yell
low Locust was considered the most
valuable tree we could plant; but
tie worms soon found their way out
here and destroyed them, The Cot
tonwood, Soft Maple aud Green Willow
have been planted considerable; all
very rapid growers. The latter is most
valuable for farm uses. Then came
the European Larch, which, no doubt,
will prove valuable.
OF course we haze learned some good
things by experience; and n Is that
Hardy Catalpa is more valuable
than any OF the aboye.named varieties.
IL is true that the experience of this
tree is quite limited and of short time
in the Northwest; but In Southern In
diana, Illinois and Missouri IL is of suili-
cient length of time TO prove It's dnra-
bility las a post in the ground, lasting
forty, fifty, and even seventy-ive years.
have had twenty-ti 10 years OF expert
enee with this tree, and in the early
period of my experience l discovered
that we had two varieties or species Of
Catalpa-the one moue thrifty, beautiful
aud hardy, 10 stand the bleak zero
weather Of our climate. Hence, 4 gave
Il the distinctive name of Hardy. With
me II grows fast, about like that Of the
soft maple; blooms two or three
weeks earlier than the common or ten
der sort. larger, more white and beau
tiful flowers.
Trees for groves should be planted
close, not iaore than four by six feet
apart, that they may have small limbs
and send up a tail but straight tree. /
have often cut the young trees OF near
the ground, that they may send up a
thrifty, straight sprout, which viii
make the better tree. -Saei Foster, ia
NJ J. Independent.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

The Zee Of doctors is on item that very
many pcrsous are interested Ia lus! az pres
ent. We believe the schedule tor visits Is
$3G0 which would tax a man confined 20 his
over $1,000 a year for medical Attendance
alunel And Que ugle bottle OF Nol Bitiets
taken IN tine would save the sLQsJ and all
the years slrkuesa-posf
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
The Stage. llriyor's Story.


"STRANGER," said the stage-driver,
this was how l found out her speed:
| was driving alongside the railroad
track just as a big load OF hotel furni-
ture started. The freight car wouldn't
hold it all. but they managed to
squeeze everything in except a long
bar mirror, which they tied 10 the side
of the car. The mare saw her reilec-
ton in the glass and thought il was
another horse squirting for the lead.
You couldn't have held herbaek with q
steam windlass. She just laid back her
ears and snorted along like a twenty
inch she'll The passengers all began
TO get excited. They rushed out on
the platforms and began to make bets.
The conductor stood up on a seat and
began to sell pools. The engineer
pulled the Unbelievable wide open
and tore along at ninety-iye miles an
hour. Soon the mare was abreast of
the W catcher. At San Bruno we
had half a mile the lead. Near the
,Six-Mle Honse the train was so much.
ahead OF time ttmt 1t feu through an
open draw and everlastnaly smashed
up-T Killed and 1879 Wounded, IL
was pretty rough on the passengers. but
then we distaneed the train, bet yer
life, About month after I sdldthat
q 60 her present owner for $50. 600.
The bee that does THE most buzzine
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

The soft Bituminous coal used Ia the West
L. so destructive on all east-iFOR that The
heavy plates In the CHARTER OAK Cook
STovE VIII DC appreciated 10y hou-ekeepers
as we'll as dealers. This advantage, With eN-
cellont draft, quick aud uniform baking
make the CHARTER OAK the most desirable
stove in the market.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
nest Stove W. rvrr used.

AFTER many years trial, w. afs satisfied
that the CHARfRR OAE Is The best Stove We
ever used. and cheerfully testify that IL 1.
the best adapted to the wants ~ the general
public OF any stove in the market,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
~. Genornl shermlnn

says. "IhlYe frequently purchased Du-
fang's Rheumatic remedy ior friends suffer-
iugNylth rheumatism aud in every in-tauer
II worked like magic. p IL will cure when
everything eiss fails. sold BY all drugIsis.
Write for s0-page pamphlet 10 Il. IL. Hell
pheustine, Druggist, Washington, y. G.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
fHt. Paul fionrcT FroHs
Mhnf We Hail..

We hate growing, no matter the source or
cause, aud recommend herewith The remedy
Use St. Jacobs On and laugh at pain. II win
do the work every time.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

BrrrnRs doesn't understand Shv sailors are
continually weighing anchor lie says he
should think they might keen a mrIpqrau-
dun Of the ~geishtin The log book for refer
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

HALL seems 70 hinge on this,' remarked
toe l0yer wien he proposed 20 his s0eethegr6
while swinging on ths gate in front OF her
luuse-
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

PArsoN's ISpEIABLB MARktSa ISK has a
Eee4FFd p XXX sSas% saNp.s mattel lI t2E ~
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

A STIrCHlN TINR.-A cough may he ctre1
by Piso's Cure Tor Consumption IN a few.
hours or days, while the dcalller 9isensc
which so often follows u cough VII take
weeks or months 10 OvcJeuma. So
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

The only genuine Axle Grease has tho name
Of tTasT on every package, and wears longer
than any other,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

An illinois exchange feels called 70 thus
deliver Itself: alb hammock swung loose at
The sport IL the si0d,a and tnmbied toe H5n
J 5. Irwin on his head, and but FOR the hp
p~lication OF 81. Jacobs Oh, he ,migAtr have
gone where the woolbiae tpineth." Even
50, dear Beieop, as many others have gone,
who, falliugto usethe Great German EeiGji}
in'time, for thcir rheumatiha undiother dan-
gerous diseases, "hayc paid tic debt % Na-
ture-' Rub lie our motto, e-u
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

ASK your druggist for Reddiug's Russia
Salye. Keep II In house IN case OF accidents.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

There viii he cut this coming win
ter 100000 feet Of logs inthe Yieinity
Of Duluth. There win be some l.5oO
men employed, and 200 70 500 teams.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

Tue htst duty o. ssilor q IN learn all Of
the ropes. It's a remarkable lacl that many
Of The ropes have to be taut, also, before they
can be OF service.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

II afflicted with Sore Eycs, use Or Isaac
Thompsdn's Eye Water. Druggists seflit. Csc
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23

TIE bee that does The most. buzzing
makes the least honey.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-23
.CHSHINGS MANHHEl.

Anles Of proceeding AID debate III delibefadEo aseeA'
elles Ihe sandard auihohymsli NJ gnlled hiataa.
TH0lfs0N. BRoWHxt6. BetOn. ] a~hiishsns.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13
"A 5ackass that wouldn't Scare.
San Antonio Herald

A vagrant ass stood beside the track
of the Sunset railway at the depot g
few mornings ago; an engine moved
slowly up; it stopped within a few
feet Of the ass; the engineer blew one
OF those terrible screams prolonged
and earpicrcing; snch blast as
makes q sleeping Millerite dream OF
the day Of Judgment DID the ass
scare? Not worth cent. Did he
shake the sloth from his limbs, erect
his tail and speed away like the asses
of Bessora, aud faster than tie Bcdouin
ccursers, run back to the chaparal?
No, lie didn't. He turned one ear to-
ward the engine just as deaf man
uses his tin ear-trumpet, and caught
every particle of the sound. And
when the steam-blown whistle ceased
its notes and all the echoes died away,
the animal Strengthened out its neck,
opened its mouth, and in voice that
deaiened all the railroad men and
caused the freight clerk to drop his
pen, roared: 81 can't! I can't! Ican't
be beat! be beatl be beat! | cant
be-oe-be-be bcatp
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13
Frightfui Death--A Prisoner Chained
TO u Post Burned to Death.

AT the town Of Wellington, near
Nanaimo, b. O., one day last week, a
large number of persons gathered to
take part in a series OF sports that had
been arranged there by the proprietors
of the Wellington colliery. Every
thing passed OF pleasantly until 6
O'Clock in the evening, when smoke
was discovered issuing from the stable
adjoining The Wellington Hotel. An
alarm was given, and those in the vi
entity, Knowing that sailor who had
been arrested for creating disturb
anee was chained to post inside,
ran Instantly to the building, Ihc
door was fastened, and great difficulty
was experienced in breaking it open.
Ky this time the flames had gained
considerable Roadway. Several par
lies tried their utmost to free the
sailor, but their efforts proved
futile They tagged and pulled at
the chain till their own hands were
burnt, aud despite the piercing cries
OF the man, had to leave him to his
fearful death. In iaw minutes moth.
ing was left of the unfortianate man
but a few calcined bones. He was a
native of England and aged SO years.
Five horses were also burned to death
at the same time, The sports were
brought 10 sudden termination by
this untortIonate accident.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13

At no period in the history of our
country has public attention been sc
generally directed to mining and the
extraction of precious metals as now
Shrewd investors look upon this as
the great money-making business oil
the next twenty years From Maine
to Mexico, and from the Atlantic to
the Pacific, thousands of prospectors
and diggers are engaged il deter.
mined search for the shining ore, and
Intelligent capitalists are investing a
large share of their funds where the
probabilities Of speedy and large re,
turns ale SO fair aud the possibilities
almost unlimited.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13
DrIpIxing the Blood Of Horses.

A special from Fort Stockton says:
Major r. j. Lawrence and corps, Of
the Texas and Pacific Railroad, after
a number Of days extreme suffering
from thirst in tile White Sand Hills,
arrived at the Pecos river without
loss of life Some stock and wagons
were abandoned at different intervals
Of forty miles. Those first arriving
at the river went in search of the 9TH
ers. A number when found were
crazed by thirst and had entirely
stripped themselves. They were with
in hundred yards Of the ,Pecos river,
drinking the blood of animals they
had slain. Some men were almost
blind Arriving at the river they
plunged in hcadforemost; but for Il e
bravery Of the most experienced a
large number would have persisted.
The bodies Of Roberts and Rodeyguez
were found near the Pecos river few
days ago, with five bullet holes IN
Roberts body and Rodeyguez's brains
lying on the ground They had evil
dently killed each other.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13

LORD sHERBRooKE Dob Lowe) sud
deoly ialtered and all but stopped
when addressing, for the first time the
House of Lords lately, and deprecatinr
the teaching Of aught save the three
his IN public elementary schools on
the ground that the time was TOO lin
tied ior special subjects. He com.
pletely lost the thread of his discourse
ana alter o painful effort to find it,
struck odt boldly in different direc
ton. The same'thiug happened some
time since in the Commons to this
once skillful dehater, and indicates
that the brain must be in some wav
affected.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-07-13
PhiloIogy ON the Train.
Burlington Hawkeye,

nCain slew his brother Abel,n said
the old man in the slack duster, 'sbe
cause the martyr was so much the
better man of the two, and ever since
then, people who love their ncighbors
better than themselves have been
called Canc-ables."
NAY, not so,' replied the young
man in the lean pants, they are peo-
pie who taste each other to see if they
will do to put up; that is, if they are
Can.ible, hence canni--p
"But they don't put them mp" inter-
rupted the commercial traveller, they
put them down.
"rhe shin bone,n said the returned
missionary, lis considered the great
luxury among those people; hence he
is the happiest man in the feast who
can nibblc-'
Il thought" broke in the man in the
zebra ulster, "that it was because they
always put up the eyes for the western
trade, like oysters, and so. in the busy
season, tho dealers advertised for men
to can eye balls; hence the name
canni--v
Is it not a historical fact" said
the Brown university man, looking
timidly at the missionary, that one Of
the earliest missionaries broks one of
the islanders legs with club, excus-
ing the cruel deed by writing to the
American board of foreign missions
that he wanted to make a noble aim
III life?"
"Nakc--?a said the missionary ap
pealingly.
"Canoble lame in" began the
Brown man, but just then the brake
man opened the forward door and
Mansfield twenty minutes for
And il was SO awfully suggestive
that none Of the passengers could eat
u bite Of meat.
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The census inst completed shows
that Salt Lake has Increased 5000 in
the past ten years, while Denver has
added 1000 to its population. In lo-
cation and all that gees TO make a
prosperous city, except enterprising
people, Salt Lake certaiuly has the ad
vantage of Denver; but so long as a
dydra,headed Church is permitted to
rule, we may expect 10 have slow
growth and to be outstripped by en-
'erprising people possessed of A meri
can ideas. Instead of having a popu-
lation of $1,000, Salt Lake, if it had
been thoroughly American, would to-
day contain $4,000, with the leading
railroads centering here, with branch
lines to the great mining camps and
coal fields, and manufactures of all
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A BALLOON for navigation, having
three cars attached, has been invented
by Herr Baumgartner. Each car is
supplied with rings and fans to be
set IN motion by cranks, and the whole
will be guided by means of sails.
specially arranged. The Inventor is
sanguine of succeeding in navigating
the air in most successful manner
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kinds established and in successful
operation. Bury the fossiized priests,
erect school houses instead Of worth
less temples, and the next census will
tell pleasant tale.