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IlENSON'S POROUS TLASTl;R.
PIECES OF CLOTH COVERED WITH
INDICATED RUBBER
Sprcad Abroad Literally Like tho Leaves
Uf tho Ancicnts.
A Reporter Astonished at
What He Saw.
Ono Of Amoricn's Special Intlus-
tries by Which tho Whole
World Is Benefited.

"a ,,,,,atnr o,.o ,t,r,o. ,,o,, o,a ,,no,t,, I'm
pu'n1'.H IVY s1ol'ps t.'su asiu HeA'n Nv
whoro I'LL Ii hustle nnd not[vity, tho first equipped
with hcnyy md INTRICATE machinery. ,IriycH by
sn , nunure" ao1so.po"cs cn.ntoi suas VI tIs.."-
rubber a'ia various 1ned'ca! ingredients UNDER
going lnanip,'lation; experts watching tho DIFF
s,s.'r,.n ,xo,, to,h ,hot ~. tr,n"pso iair,,,nrv
~ ssu ..s.' ~ 1,.',1's .S ',..sa, -.
llocntcd In South 1!rsWklyn) Wns devoted ~ tho
preparation Of ttenson'a Capcino Porous flastcr,
No tnltt never tnn!lEht t,E tt!a prtntA 0[ Hls!-
hess ut MI. nnl, IT. Wu bud, II would h!yo b1en
pllBtDrH tor Il fUW people troubled will bAok Anu
0tHer uekosi hut here, looking ut lhe tnAIy BUSY
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il tbe near future. with NJ usual .yixnr.
as ssfss Sy tho T TM iart &c %tsHs e II s
s xsa ct 5' ny Y"s 'SEes t. e ae taysae
Ms ss,' t. mek to te ~ vits % ma his 1Gsn nroe tno
cnst i w!ll 10 remembered. gnye Dnnr''y r ysa ~
nn!l aGhl!l0 y Yotes.-Mccordit,9 70 tno onss s
iniriion so neMs.pths I'M W s,, W.T. Il ot n crtirciw
course to- pn1Esuo, would siiar!y 10 To-, TO ~ H.
GEc'F9 Hn,n., seItn 81, IT, jroru 1l"r tI4n krv
{" ths box W s nronsht @ n,,, !" hf ia"s ose ttsior
YestcrIny y ymarn!n. st' tt'o Clerk went dow,,
into tho t syen n wnr' m t. to issxsr ssr box
~ re- H.; IL fl 81, ssste ST
se @ Dst wt lcssx a INC nx a t tnHnT tbe
uFhs, 6s d9fs seeinet. e! 'sss %h Wis e iii sshs, ID
THE 'l,Esutr or THE Ar7Ensoos's CANVASS,
eorned,-atni OF Tilt ol!ce aiono IN tl,ero any-
filing like II closn yot:-.shnwct = totnl tor
sshio f. tIo sS war q e. Eans. Mss Hn;, tSn
in tp newspaper tnhlra tho .luy nfter THO clcc-
lion. il tlo Seventh Wari. INCLUDING tug pt,. prt,.
Sixth tho totai for Schillo wis ds0, and for Dun
ply l, ,l05.
THE Jupurs ARRESTED.
Ewar Murphy nt!as C"Sy i;:s: Marrh1y ana
~ WHY, t Y r1tt, t.Iet, liz " ,hn snxci, Wur Wt
rrsts yesterlay On w4rGant .rGnnt swnT w
cut tnfc assc,i Htso1s ,,t " e "! nSrst
'"!stesavior t: s'oiat,sa = 81. u ehsS; Il
Icy. sint. Ihe ,,oaI t.Yo snr,,Is ss of
tstes; to saveR ssPWS Will ss.s .lceio
permitted ssyer s1sons 10 Toto ,"n who WIZ Tne 1t nl
legged cnrrNpGohsts Wero brnuRa' n!s"
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1s1:T'J{{1I.1sI}Af.

C1EvErASD, April o.--1'ETnoLEuM-Qu!et stund-
nfd w'to, ITO test TIC.
TtrusviLEt, rn., April u-rETHoiEuM-Marko
opened nj 8l4c highest, a1act lowest, sA{c. cnsed
st 1S5ic shiprlnnse. asp: pvcEagG 2iEi charters,
TiTrHIU!ta. In., Anil n.--l'ETItnI.Et'M-Actirc
crude weak nt aeJlc nj !'nrkprs. fur shtpmeht ro'
Nnca, iNc, Philadelphia ucycry.
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N properties OF tons the lIallet j. nay(s
PAM u t'le Mearsst apl'rnxfYlutioi, to tho
plains why lhey are such fSVoriSrs wifi tha
7ulaentV vocal teac hers throughout 4o world.
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PE0ntA, IT,, April g.-{1lAtv-Corn active and
steady; hgh-mlxed, 3o915!4c; mixed. Ha;ns1c. Oats
Dull, No. white, lc. nyo qulot and Irrcgutars No.
i1&f4c.
7&sg4WlHES-Stcndy ut tl063
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DETROIT. April D-Ftuun-buti
0nAtN-Whcni cnslcrs extEn n0mtnh1t No. whltes
els, April, &iisAi Aia5. tliaS June. Till, milling
nqmlnnf.
6nlpNENTH-NUnC.
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1tt1H't'{1S

BOSTON, Arril g.-FtOrtt-i)nt md UNCHANGED.
f3nA1y-Corn In fair dnn1nHds 1n1xod and v1llow.
Rt1f,c Dnta nEm; No. and cxtrn white, 4aa!to; No.
1Thl,e tsc No. whlto and No. mxcts. 45915c- Nyc
pDc. ,,o,. ,.,
nacked. 2af27c1 fnF b good. aU@1tc.
sEG0h-Wcafnrn fresh, i3lt@e11c.
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oswE0o. Aprii stehd1. hnEd No.
&HInnesota sprng, sl.a. Corn dull' Western ni1cd'
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G2SF1:G[j

INDIANAPOLIS. April 9.-GnAtN-Whcht seendyi
M. rod. sl.l4@i.,a Corn steady nj &aSsc. Outs
1Elpt a. 1I@tSc.
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NEW Y0nK, April 9-1obbinR tsnt.a snodorntoy net.
1.c hut tho buslnoss continues aulGt With commission
houaca and Importers. Cotton guudB quiet and bsody.
prnts In very ll4ht doEnnd nj hrst hnnda. Ghehana
9utrty nctve, ard prntuh lawns plVu0s, and "i.ie
rriIifa doug fAlrIy. ArMs wcnr wuolcna quiet und
yOrY nsr1. Foreign goods sluggish.
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s,3lt May, gL215t, Juno. tEtsA. july to ,.na nu
"cas, hIah.mxcii, 4O1ao, No spot mar ano 1nMo'
stc, rojoctod. aslc, damaged. SIC. Oats heaas' NO.
xJlc. :, x.,x,,t. ~, = rca v,ntnr. Ansit. St,31ft
nav ti'29, Na,. wi,itn Michigan. filh ...,,.
'iEcnil'TH-WhcA. t1tln but coFt's *a" o"' 'H'''''
GsHtutrrM'.srs-whebta 100 but corn, %Too but bar
10y. nonc.
CINCINNATI. $780,.
ctxc,yxAr1, O., ApHi9-CoTroN-nul'. wcht, and
iowor. at l14c.
r1oun-Quict md unchanged.
f,mAfY-tyhont unsettled md fdHor at tt1sa1a.
rn,,, dn1l Mt iic Oats caster nt Rye du md
deooptus at ac 1snrIey active nnd rn,, No. fhll,
AG3anvistoHs-intk dull md nominal at 80 rs,
rsrT nj, and towcr At ttO &ANJ. fnik ncntA WcnknT
- II iii Al iSNsaUh Market dull Mt $a8i1 $n
&k1M. ,.-..,...,n
fitJTTEn-Actlvc, but i0wcri cholce dairy. 2tS25c'
ahnico roll, AEtEr.
IiNeEED uII-Htcady At &c.
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Chicago II Northwe*&ern hallway.
Tor Mhp4, t;uide~1ooks, Ttme.rnhleH HlcnpinR-Caf
accommodations. amply! - any: Of the folio 1w,n3
rss.no 1aoasa l,r!nks i;frtess ofoe t2n nofthsast
oorncF EnnAl Hitd 1sdlsou-sss- Ion Wess S!ds, and
It the GQpUts,
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IkAILNQAD4TII1E-TAn
ARRIVAL AND. DEPARTURE. Of TRAINS:

EXPLANATION or nEyENfNcr MARKt.-t Saturday
$xcepted. SUNDAY srccptod.. tMontaJ excepted
AUhlf. - - - - -
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Chlcnzo, Nur11nRton d Quincy RAILROAD.
Tor Snp.. tude-1iook.. I1tno-1nbics. sleen!nR-Cnr
observation-disclosures. npply Mt my Of tho f01lnrnK
Tickrst)frcs ot the Company in G..'caah: q Clark.
.na lncs Ut1, 5n1 nos 9Ss g6t ~ y
IthtlA-nv.. tlrtnd Central hctn,ti cprncr Cnnn l1
t.1teenth-4tt, IN lmvr pnsst hnd corner CAns and
HfA.lltnIl. .ttss Inn WGAt Sl0gl.
, 1880-04-10

Lake Shore II Michigan Southern Railway.
Ttcket otacea ~ denuta, Van Nnren-st. head OF L.
Balls, TNanty.sacond-st.a and Forty:thtrd-st Tictp
otcss In the Graud Pacific Hutei and Palmer IiOuso
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04
Up Among the Stars.

. On Tuesday night, January 20th, Mars and the moon were in conjunction. Owing to cloudy weather the phenome- non was not we'll seen, but it possesses much interest as marking one step in the gradual approach that the path of our satellite is making to Mars's place in the heavens, and which will end on March 17th in the occultation of the fiery planet. It is curious to trace this approach. When Mars and the moon met each other, in December last, they were over three degrees apart. On Tuesday night, January 90th, they were only two and half degrees apart. On the 17.h of February they will approach withinsa degree and a half, and on March 17th, at their next meeting, Mars will pass behind the moon, and amateur as- tronomers will have a rare object on which to try their telescopes. After that, at each recurring conjunction, the planet will be further away, and it will be seen that the two have changed sides, Mars, which is now south of the moon, passing then to the north of it. '.''.' ..
 Mars is now fast nearing the Pleiades or Seven Stars, and the contrast between the, soft, diffused white light of this famous star cluster and the bold red hue of the planet of war makes pretty plc- ture, which will grow more striking night by night for two or three weeks to come. ".
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04
- ------ The United States Navys

In concluding detailed analysis of the " 142 vessels of our navy, 50 called, {" the House Committee on Naval Affairs says: Here are forty eight vessels and no more belonging to the navy to-day capable of firing gun, and of these five are old, obsolete sailing vessels. If to these we are to add the eleven steam vessels repairing and awaiting repairs, the six iron-elads repairing and awaiting repairs, the three steam vessels Tn ord mary and the one unfinished second rate steam vessel, and assume that they can all be made fit for duty, the whole navy of the United States would at any one time mum Der onl / sixty-nine ves- sells capable of carrying guns and doing naval duty. Such an assumption, how ever, will not be made by men of ordi- nary judgment. This is the whole of the navy of the United States, so far as it relates to fighting vessels. The fact may he disagreeable to contemplate and humiliating to American pride. In presenting it, however, we do but dis charge duty we owe to the House and to the people. The remedy and respon- sibility are not with the committee.
 But we are weak in guns as we'll as in ships. We have less than two hundred and fifty guns afoat in our entire navy, and of these less than forty are rifed. a few eight-iDeh, few 100- -pounders and few 60.pounders. All the rest are antiquated smooth bore.
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04
2 -- '-"-I . !ll --- - !, SOMETHING TO 70 HE.


 EGiye me something whereunto may bind my heart; something to clasp affection E ten drills round" 43 ; hAaps | '9tEs-5..tA x g Something to love ? 3LoyefherlwithsplaciGb brow Who cradled thee in childhood on her breast; Her love has followed thee till now = .,.,-. Does thy heart crave sWeeter place of rest? :?
 :5 Love her, 5.'.A Something to love7 Love him whose noble
 form
 Has shielded. thee from the rough windsIof
 heaven. ......5 .5- -.~ s.. ....,., ,..~..- His head is silvered Ger by many storms; And griefs that would thy tender heart have riven. .G-. r.i,.~- ! 2 Y
 Love him. ..siy z Something to lovea Love them who oft with Have clustered round one mothers knee in
 prayer,
 Brothers and sisters in whose childish glea a And merry sports thou hadst an equal share.
 Love tnen'1 Q zi 9Ti.G b,gr' : Something to love2 Are there no hearts that
 leap : ta- '.s.-.'. .aN.@-,'-5sa To answer thema Do not some pulses thrill Beneath thy touch7 Dost thou from eyes that weep
 Wipe bitter tears, and art thou praying still -.. ut Something to love . s' Something to lover Love Him whose name is love. 5 sH 'arI .t 7 1.t25.l9. IT, r''Z Bind thy heart to one who cannot change. Fix thy affection on the things above. ..-. Love that which time nor distance can
 estrange.' .+-..-.is1 =% f -. . :. g.-..'-zf Love God and heaven -.'.
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04
A Struggle with a Devil-flsh.

"Mr. Smale, the Government diver who was attacked by large octopus, or devil-fsh, while at work recently on the bed of the Moyne River, at Belfast, in the Colony of Victoria says the London Times, "gives this account of the affair |: Having thrust my arm into g hole, I found it was held by something, and the action of the water was stirring up the loose clay, and therefore I could not see distinctly for few minutes but when it did clear away I saw to my horror the arm of 8 large octopus en- twined around mine like boa constric- tor, and just then he fixed some of his suckers on the back of my hand, and the pain was intense. I felt as if my hand was being pulled to pieces, and the more I tried to take it,away the greater the pain became. I had the greatest difficulty in keeping my feet down, as the air rushed along the interior of my dress and inflated it and if my feet had got uppermost I should soon have be- come insensibIe held in such position 1; and also, if l had given the signal to be pulled up, the brute would have held on, and the chances would have been that should have had g broken arm. I had hammer with me, but could not reach down to use ton the brute. There was small iron bar about five feet from me, and with my foot I dragged this along until I could reach it with my left hand. And now the fight commenced, and the more struck him the tighter he squeezed, until my arm got quite benumbed. After while I found the grip begin to relax a little, but he held on until had almost cut him to pieces, and then he relaxed his hold from the rock, and I pulled him up. I was com- pletely exhausted, having been in that position for over twenty minutes. I brought the animal up, or rather part of it. We, laid him out, and he meas ured over eight feet feet across, and I feel perfectly convinced that this fellow could have held down five or six men,"
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04
A Bridal Dress.

A bridal dress lately worn at a fashion able Parisian wedding wss of white satin. The princess shaped back had a long train trimmed with two small ruch. lngs arranged in hollow plaits. The front formed 8 pointed basque. It was high in the neck, with lace ssMazarin'' collar. The basque was trimmed with four rows of piping. Two breadths of satin, lined with silk reps, were taken from the ends of the points of the basque, and formed rounded paniers on either side, and turned over in the back. form Ing two revers, which extended down the. back of the skirt, where they were fastened. From under the Fpaniers in front was silk reps apron, slightly puffed, and covered with handsome bead fringe and orange blossoms, dropping like the beads. On the left side, where the revers fell, was large bunch of orange blossoms, fastened down under g satin bow. The sleeves had very small garland placed above lace ruffle !: small bunch was also in front of the collar. One of the bridesmaids wore on this occasion turquoise and 'samiral' blue toilet. The turquoise blue ,faille skirt was short, and trimmed with faille plaited aounce and ruch1ng. In front were two plaited draperies, which were separated in the centre, and still more on the side. These were trimmed with es1 e~s f--II
 ribbon loops was placed in between where the scarfs were separated. The blue velvet waist was cut in g habit and trimmed with a double row of Vatican buttons. The 'beret" worn with this toilet was of the same kind of velvet. It was placed on the back of the head on the left side, and trimmed with band of 'lophophore" and turquoise-colored plumes.
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04

SICKNESS New York Herald says Although we have something like an epidemic of measles and large number of children are dying the sani- tary authorities say they are not alarmed. Of course not. The only time 8 sanitary officer is alarmed is when he catches 6 contagious disease himself,
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04

Although the old saying says, "Of two evils choose, the less," nevertheless when some men choose, they choose the greater, never the less,
Connecticut western news., 1880-02-04

\ STORY OF A CALIFORNIAN WHO WON A
 -. WORLDWIDE RENoWN. .-
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14
Butter Making Begins at the Stable.

The best butter-maker in tho world
will fail to get first-quality butter if the
cows are MIXED in a dirty stable, II
is not long ago hat q New jersey farm
or asked me how he could best market
his butter, which was exceedingly
good. He enlarged upon his high grade
Attorneys and the quality of his pas
lures and water. Afterwards I went
out to see q COW l wanted to buy. and
he sat down at milking time to let me
judge of her flow. l certainly never
saw a dirtier pail of milk. Specks n,
dirt, dust, danduf, hairs, etc. ETC.,
peppered the top, and swashed aboui
on the bottom as the pail was emntied
He got only 10 Or 20 cents for b;s INT,
ter, and l think it was worth no moro
Does not this filth flavor the milk, the
cream and the butter2 Most assuredly
IL does; This is only obvious filth: The
Invisible and more potent volatile ex.
halations from the manure and the
urine-saturatedfoors, and all the mai
odorous surroundings of most cow sta.
Dies, usually have a still greater influ.
ence When milk is once confaminated
nothing a be done which entireivdoes
away. with the effect. Part of the evil
may be removed by thorough AIRING OF
b milk q it is cooled before setting,
onailow setting no doubt fayors the
Ienovai OF these odors, and aeration
during churning has an important eff
iect. But, here, IS in many Other
things, the fountain head is the spot a,
winch reform should be commenced.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14
Agricultural Department.
SALES or REGISTERED SHEEP.

MSrcellus Royce, Orvel, 70 Messrs'
Rich q Brookins, Richville, eight rams
Newton Shaw Chesterville, o., TO I.
Y. & g. w. Gordon, Chesterville, "
eight yves; to Samuel Gordon, chester
viie, o., n ram. H..
ia. Wright, Middlebury, to John
Sparman, Mount Vernon, o., two ewes
from the flock of M. X. Barbour, Bird
port, and one from that Of IL; g.
Brookins, Richyille. To ID. W. WI.
liame, Somerset, o., one ram rom the
flock of C.-P. Crane Bridport, also one
owe from the flock of G. ID. Lane, Corn
wall; one from that of A. j. Townerr'
Shoreham, and one from that OF X. II
Witherell, q Son, Shoreham TO .: w
Thomas, Greenwich, o., n ram IRON
the flock of j. A. James, Cornwall, ant
one eve from his own.
Freeman A, Foot, M~iddlebury, to X
Lane, Cornwall, one ram; to U. ID
Twitchell, M%iddlebury, three ewes.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

American mothers have acquired no
little reputation abroad for skill and en-
ergy In connubial management on behalf
Of their daughters. They are not zen.
orally, we imagine, more inclined TO
management ofthis sort than mothers
OF other nationalities; but some oftbem
display so remarkable q talent for set
ting their girls advantageously, that
they have made a name for the entire
tribe. A Paris newspaper gives q
recent instance of a great success of an
American mamma of the peculiar
order. Her elder daughter had sailed
from New York with some friends for
tour Of Europe, and, after doing the
Continent, had returned to the French
capital for several months of rest and
Pleasuring. Attractive and clever, she
a many s~uitors, some more, some
less desirable. She could not marry
them all, so she adroitIy reduced the
number to two-the best of the lot. OF
course. Then she wrote the fact to her
mamma, adding that they were SO
handsomc, Agreeable, well connected,
and rich, that she could not decide be.
tween them, and closed with the cues
ton, what shall / dor" Ten DAYS
later she received a cablegrh from
mamma, ~ sail tomorrow. Hold both
till come" The next Transatlantique
steamer carried Mrs. - with her
younger daughter, turned 1S. and just
out OF school. On arrival she immed-
lately took the helm of affairs, and
steered so deity through the danger.
ous waters, that in a few weeks she
reached port with all the colors flying
TO drop metaphor, she attended the
wedding Of her two daughters at the
American chapel the same morning,
After due examination, she decided
neither of the nice fellows should go out
of'the family.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

FRANK LEsLIE's SUNDAY MAGAZINE
FOR JUNE.-The number abouDds with
good things the leading article "The
Gospel in Africa" by Rev. Daniel Ed
wards, is replete with interest and in
struction. 1t is p~rofusely illustrated.
Among the other prominent articles
are: s'Birth Customs of the Orient" by
Rev. Mr.. H~oughton; Literary Pro-
gress in Madagascar" by James Sibree,
Jr,; Ignatius Loyola," by Rev. John
Tulloch, ID. D.; "Ahasuerus," by Her.
bert Lee; "Melancthon and Reforma-
tion," etc., etc. In the department of
fiction those interesting serials, "Be Be,
the Nailmaker's Daughter" and "Little
Hinges" are continued, and there are
some admirable short stories by popu-
lar writers. There are sketches and es-
says of unusual merit, and tina poems
are generally exceedingly beautifll-we
may instance "Poverty on the Victim"
illustrated; "D~rachenfels: ALegend of
the Rhine" by Alfreton Hervey; Gre
nunciation," by Eleanor Kirk 'Harbin-
gers of Summer" etc., etc. Amonf
the vast quantity of miscellaneous mat
teri an abundance of pleasant, interest
ing and instructive reading. The ed
itor's Portfolio" is we'll filed, and there
are "Obituary Notices." "RecreatioRs
for Sunday Afternoon" and a beautiful
piece Of music, S"Why Should l Fear"
by the organist of Canterbury Qathe-
dral. ouafurrnn
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

A writer in the Country Gentleman
has been publishing a series of articles
on the "Butter Cow" without any
special reference to any particular breed,
or to grade or thoroughbred stock. One
of the last of these contains an account
Of the very extraordinary animal above
named, which we copy:
"Jersey Belle or Scituatc CS2S), bet
ter known as the Films cow, is a Ii. Il.
Jersey, bred by Mr.. E. d. Sohier, Bos-
ton, Mass, sndi owned byi Mr.. z. q.
Films, Scituate, Mass. She was drop
ped July 10, 1871. Her color is yellow
fawn and white. She weighs in her
prime $50 pounds. She came in at two
years old, and her milk, churned with
that of another COW, 80 increased the
amount of butter and deepened its color,
as to impress her owner that she was a
superior heifer. Next year she calved
while the other COW was dry, and by
churning her milk by itself, its remark
able richness, though ample in flow, was
discovered and led to subsequent tests
from time to time. She had her fourth
calf, FEBRUARY 25, 1877, and her test for
a year commenced March 5, from which
date her milk was set and churned
separately for n year ending with
March 4, 1878; she was fed one quart OF
corn meal per day through the year,
running to grass in summer, and having
hay and fodder in the winter. The
first day her milk made three pounds
and Six ounces of butter, and the three
following days gave nine pounds and
nine ounces; the week, twenty-one
pounds and five ounces, and eleven days
made thirty-two pounds. For five
months she averaged nineteen pounds
per week. To August LIST she had
made 400 pounds of butter, to Scptem-
Der LIST, 472 pounds; to October 1st
532 pounds; to January l, 1873, her
yield was 652 pounds. During Janua-
ry she averaged one pound of butter
a day until near the close, and up to
March 9Th, one year from the COM
mencement of test, she had made 705
pounds. She calved again May 10,
1878, and during seven days of that
month made her largest score for asingle
week, viz: % ponds IS ounces, but
did not go higher any II day than 3
pounds 6 ounces, which she had done
the year before. Her flush yield OF
milk docs not go above AZ pounds per
day, which shows an extreme rich.
nesg.O
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

There is q man in town who likes 10
hear himself talk, and thinks the time
wasted when anybody else is speaking,
III he Is standing he looks away to the
ceiling or turns 10 the table and engages
his attention in some triHe; his mouth
Is never quite shut, and he is always in
the attitude of holding his breath more
or less in order that it may start in at
very first opportunity. lie always re-
minds n Of the boys with their fire
crackers on the Fourth of July. 1t is
not that they care so much about the
noise; the noise In any case is very
much alike and a great nuisance; but
the great point with each one is that he
shall make 1t; that's where the enjoy
ment seems to como in the fire-crackers
that other boys throw, they are quite
indifferent to, but when their own are
fixing they watch them with the ut
most interest.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

OPIUM C !: {: !! 9 III 4 !: !:
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

When DIR. Marchisi's uterfpe 0iholicon vii
positively cure Female Weakness. such as Falling
Of the Womb, Whites, Chronic inflammation or ~
~ceration of the Womb, Incidental Heporrhage or
Flooding. Painful. Suppressed and Irregular
Me~nstruation, &C. An Old and reliable remedy
send postal card for a pamphlet. with treatmenr'
cures. and Certificates ffom physicians and pa
tients. TO HowARrH A BALLARD. UTICA. N
y. Sold by all Druggists-sl.5O per bottle.
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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

Write to Mrs Lydia e. Pinkham, ass
Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass, for
psmes Of ladies' that haye been restored
70 perfect health by the use Of her Veg
otabie Compound. 1t is a positive cure
Tor the most stubborn cases Of female
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-05-14

AS the wedding party went home the,
saw a dead body lying beside the pickle
fence. The point of the maelstrom wa
sticking out of his mouth.
"Good gracious" said Maronette.
"Holy smoked" said Goudenay.It
1t was Lippiatt.