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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-10-08

WnHoFT's Fever and Ague Tonic, the
old reliable remedy. now sells at one dollar.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
A FAuLrLEss family medicine that

A FAULTLEss family medicine that
mothers can rely uEon for their child.
rem and tor themselves. Corrects Acid.
ity Of the Stomach. cures Colo. regu-
lates the Bowels, is Purifier and
Tonic 70 the whole 81 stem, and is given
with safety and the happiest results to
the most delicate infants. Children ~
we'll as adults, eat sometimes too much
supper. or eat something which does
not digest well, producing Sour
Stomach, Collie, or Restlessness- good
dose of Simmons Liver Regulator will
give certain relief.
~ have used Simmons Regulator in
my family for eight or ten years, and
found 1t to be the best family medicine
ever used. have used it In most cases
when my children had DiarrhOsa, Colo,
Headache. You may say it Is the best
family medicine I ever used for any
thing that may happen. i have used It
In Indigestion AMI found 1t to relieve
me immediately after eating hearty
supper. On going to bed take about
teaspoonful and never feel the effects
Of the supper eaten.
OVID u. SPARKS,
"Ex-MayOr City of Macon, Ca"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
Thank God for AnakesIsf
WELI.FLEfr, MASS. April 10. 1875.


MHssRA NKUsTAEDTER Il Co.
Dear Sirs: Enclosed you will find ono dollar,
for which please send mo box Of Anakesis.
Direct 1t to Mu,ford Rich, Jr. WelIfleet, Barn
stable Co.. Mass. My wife has suffered terribly
with piles for ten years, and had trlod all kinds
or remedies that she could hear OF without
mnoh relief. Last summer happened to hear
or Anakesis whom was in Boston ana 80
procured box and she experienced immediate
relief. She says she can exolsim with tho cele-
brated professor: Thank God for Anakesis
She gave part OF the contents Of tho Eox to
friend OF hers In Proyincetown. and they
helped her 30 tha. she sent the next day and
bought some. The most Of the inhabitants of
this place aud vicinity are sea-faring people,
and by being exposed to wet and cold, q
hard pulling at ropes. nine ont Of ten are tro,i-
bled with piles. and have tried 30 many reno.
dies without relief that they are discouraged
and have no faith in anything, but know that
they arc good article. Now will tell You
my plan; am peddler and travel in Barn
stable county, and times are 40 hard that
money is very scarce, but II I can afford Il this
summer want to buy about dozen boxes on
purpose to glye away to the unbeliovers, and
think that by 30 doing. and being acquainted
with 80 many people. that could got up quite
a trade In Andkesis II you would give me the
sole right Of this county.
Yours truly.
MULFORD RICH, in.
Anakesis is sold by all flrst-class dr,lgaiats
Price $l % per box. Samples mailed FREQ TO
all sufforors. on application to p. Neus aodter
u Co., Box S9i6, Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

Portraits in iS,lhouctte.-Very life-like
profile portraits may be made in the
following way. Pin large sheet Of
paper against the wall. Some light
colored preferable. Let the subject sit
between the lamp, which must be on a
level with the centre Of the head, and
this paper. There must be but one light
or the shadows will be confused.
Adjust the relative distance Of the sub
ject and the lamp until clearly defin.
ed shadow of the face In profile Is
thrown upon the paper. The proper
method of arrangement can easily be
acquired. Now let the subject sit as
still as possible while the outline Of
the face and head Is rapidly traced on
the paper. After the outline is traced
(our practice was to do this on the
wrong side of the paper in order to
conceal the pencil rnarks) 1t can be cut
with sharp penknife. You will then
have, 1t the cutting has been carefully
done, two heads. Mount them with
contrasting color. We have made some
with blue on red ground-the finest
being gold on black velvet ground. a
very little practice and degree of
taste will enable one to make yery
striking portraits Of the members Of
the family circle. The occupation will
be found very pleasant and amusing
during the long evenings.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
HUMOROUS.

"AND so you are from the great West,
sir" said q Brooklyn man to q Denver
party to whQm q mutual friend had in
troduceds him. "a great country, sir,
destined, think, to become, sir, the
greatest country In the world. What
day, sir, would II be convenient for
you to dine with meP"
"rhank you" replied the Denver
man, "but leave tor home tomorrow.
viii you take little liquid refreshL
ment With me now, sirp"
AS the three emerged from the rest
aurant and separated a few minutes
later, tramp approached the gen le-
man from Denver.
Sand 80, sir, you are from the great
West. A magnificent country, sir. 1t
is the source Of our resources, sir, and
1t furnishes to US some Of Americas
greatest men. congratulate you on
being q Western man. What day will
1t be convenient, sir, for you to take a
glass Of beer with met"
IA great country and productive Of
great people," soliloq uized the tramp,
a. he scraped the mud off his jaw with
q stick, ''but somehow the suckers
don't seem to tumble 10 hosp tality."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
..- VVID G. SPARKS,
"Ex-MayOr City OF Macon, Ca"

AN English physician says the reason
we eat oysters raw ia because the fawu-
colored mass which constitutes the
dainty Of the oyster is Its liver, wh,oh
ts little less than heap Of glycogen,
associated with which is It's appropriate
digestive ferment-the hepatic diastato
1t spoils the "hepatto dIastase" to cook
the bivalve, 1t appears. But this ia not
the reason we eat oysters raw. We
must confess that we never knew an
oyster had such thing as ''hepatic"
disatase about it. Most persons eat 'em
raw because they like 'em that way.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
AGRICULTURE.

AfRLEs.--Apples should be perfectly
dry when taken from the trees ana
kept 90 until stored away for keeping
over winter. When picking oavl. shaped
hsltbushel baskets. The basket may be
kept on the arm or high stool near
by, or both, being careful to put none
into the basket but sound, smooth fruit
and Of fair size. When the basket is
full carefully pour them into the bin,
and when that Is full, or at night,
cover with boards to keep or the sun
and rain. Continue the operation OF
picking during dry weather until done.
Never cover the apples while In the
orchard with straw. 1t makes them
too warm, and there is no danger of
the fruit being injured by the frost un-
til quite late in the season, They must
be kept Cry and from the sun. To keep
nicely dry ,airy light cellar and sorou-
pul0usly clean is absolutely necessary.
The aides and ceiling of the cellar should
be cemented pith plaster to keep an
even temperature Of cold, and the bot
tom of the cellar cemented with water
proof cement to keep out tho dampness.
There should be one or more windows
on opposite sides Of the cellar to give
free circulation Of air when needed.
Yhese should be OF glass and support
cd by hinges At the top 80 that they
may be opened and shut as circumstan-
ces require.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
Great IllStr6B6.

Is often suddenly experienced from
IN attack of cramp in tho stomach,
colo, or other painful affections Tor
the reliof of which nothing Is superior
to DR.. Piorce's Compound Extract Of
Smart.Woed, or Water-Peppor, COM
pounded from the best French brandy,
Jamaica ginger, smart-woed, or water
pepper, and anodyne gums. For diar-
rhpa, dyeentery, bloody ilux, cholera
morbus, It's warming, soothing, as
tringent and heating properties render
l., perfect specific, unsurpassed as an
anodyne and stimulating embro cation
OF liniment. Should be kept in every
family. Sold by Druggists at flfty
cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

SECURING CLoTu.-A little curd soap
Is dissolved In water. anu after mixing
it with little clarified OK gall is ap-
piled to all the spots Of grease, &C.,
and we'll rubbed into them with a stiff
brush until they appear to he removed,
after which the article is we'll cleaned
all over with a brush or sponge dipped
In warm water to which the f rmer
mixture with little more ox-gall has
been added. The cloth Is next well
rlnsed in clean water, and hung to dry. (.
For dark colored clothes some fuller's
earth Is often added to the mixture of
soap and gall. When the article is
nearly dry, the nap Is laid smooth and
pressed, after which soft brush
moistened with little olive oil is pass
ed ever 1t to give it final gloss. Buff
and drab cloth is cleaned by covering
1t with paste of pipe clay and water,
either with or without a little amber
to temper tho color, which dry, Is rub
bed or brushed off.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
81 know pretty, black eyod maid,
A royal little queen,
Who'll be as much rejoiceh as l
10 SEQ this CARBoL1NE."

TREATMENT OF BURNs.-Dr. Shrady,
recommends that burns be treated by
applying Il paste composed Of three
ounces Of gum arabic, one ounce of
gum tragacanth, one pint Of carbollzetl
water Gone part to sixty, and two
ounces of molasses. The paste is to be
applied with brush, renewed at In
tervals, and Is stated to be a successful
method. Four applications are usually
sufficient, the Rranulating surfaces be-
ing treated vii h simple cerate or the
oxide of zinc oiutment, as indicated,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

FLOUR GEMS, OR PUFFs Fs.-Drop into
pint of milk one egg and a little salt.
Stir In gradually one pint Of -four.
Beat this batter till quito light and free
from Jumps or particle Of unwet
-four. Let them stand on the stove a
few minutes, after having put the bat
ter Into hot, buttered gem-pans, then
put into the oven and bake quickly.
Cornmeal or Graham can be made in
tho came way-only add two table
spoonfuls of flour to oornmeal; or, If
gems are desired for dessert they need
u little more care, should be made
ricner. Melt three ounces of butter IN
Il pint of cream. Let 1t stand till cold !,
then add to it two ounces Of -four beat
on till smooth. Boat the yolks Of four
eggs with two ounces of white sugar.
Spice to taste. Add the whites Of two
eggs, beaten very light, the last thing.
Bake in gem-pans or cups, and serve
the instant they are done, as they will
fall and become heavy If left standing.
Eat with any jam that Is agreeable.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

LIGHTNING CAKE. - Persons who
lust drop In" are nuisance In the
opinion Of many house wives, who,
nevertheless, will be glad to learn Of a
cake OF which the making and baking
occnpies only fifteen minutes, and
which, therefore, will serve to conceal
the nakedness Of The larder whom un-
expected guests appear. Take tho
yOlks 0f four eggs, three tablespoon
fuls Of sugar, The same Of flour, about
two tablespoonfuls Of milk, and the
tuice OF hall 4 SMALL lemon the whites
Of three eggs are beaten to a stiff froth
and mixed with. the yolks, flour, ETC..
the 'mpound then being put In a
buttered pan and placed In a quick
oven.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

For an acid proof cement make con-
centrated solution Of silicate of soda.
and form paste with powdered glass.
This simple mixtnro will sometimes be
found invaluable In the operations OF
the laboratory where a lutlng is re-
Quired to resists the action Of acid
fumes.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

MAKING TEA WITH Cold WATER.-
DID any one over try making tea with
cold waterP If You never did, Just do
so the next warm day when cool re.
freshing beverage Is desired. Place
the tea In pitcher in the morning
with just enough cold water to cover
It. At dinner time I'LL the pitcher with
cold water from the we'll and you will
have the best CUP Of tea you ever drank
that Is for warm weather. The finer
qualities Of tea are much moro fully
retained than when stepped upon the
hre. And who wishes CUP OF scnld-
Ing tea on coming In straight from the
harvest field and tho scorchjnp glare
Of our August sun?
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

'..Is your program full, Miss Beetle
crusher"" asked a young man Of a
Western damsel who had just strug-
gled out of the refreshment room, with
disappointment in her eye and an "or-
der of dances" In her hand. "Program
full2" said the daughter of the Setting
Sun. "Waal, guess notl l: hain't
had nothing but piece Of cake and an
Ice cream, an they don't 90 far
towards I'll ling my program, can tell
you.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

"WHY my dear OLD fellow" said a
horse jocky, trying to sell horse to an
lrishman at the market tho other day,
THAT 'ere hoss has travelled mile In
two minute, and twenty seconds" II
behave ye, sir" answered the intelli-
gent son Of Emerald, "but l'll wager
me ould brogans lie was aboard rail-
road train W hen We timed him"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
BABY Saved?

We are 80 thankful 10 say that our
baby was permanently cured OF dan
gerous and protracted irregularity of
the bowels by use Of Hop Bitters by It's
mother, which at the same time restor-
ed her to perfect health and strength.
The Parents. Rochester, N. Y. See
another column.-BuGalo Express.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
DOMESTIC.

SLEEPING RooMs.-Do not neglect
ventllating your bedroom when tho
weather becomes cold. In the morning
hoist the windows, take off the bed
clothes, shake and stir the ticks, turn
the upper one over the foot roll. This
will prevent the impure odors pene-
trating farther, and they will escape
faster while the bed is warm. and you
will not have to wait for the beds to
air when you are ready to make them.
In hot weather we sleep with all the
windows open, but do not allow the
wind to blow directly upon US. In the
coldest nights OF winter we only leave
the doors open connecting with other
rooms. On no account sleep In tight
rooms without at least crack to ad-
nit of pure air. Plenty of fresh air
gives strength and elasticity to the
lungs and body. Keep the pores Of
the skin OEen,to let impurities pass out
freely, by washing the body once q
week In winter and oftener Ia summer.
ltave the room warm, bathe quickly,
and wipe dry, and you will not feel
chilly If 1t has been done properly. 1t
all the clothing worn by day were air.
ed while we sleep in other garments,
much health and comfort would be
added to life. One third Of our ives is
spent In sleeping rooms. Do be particu-
lar about them. Let them be large,
dry and pleasant.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

TO brown sugar for sauce or for pud-
dings put the sugar In perfectly dry
saucepan. If tho pan Is the least bit
wet the sugar will burn and spoil your
SauOe-DAn
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

A BRIDE lately returned from a trip
to Niagara Falls declared herself great
ly disappointed. They all expressed
great astonishment. "Yes.n she add
ed, cit was the greatest estdisappointment
Of my life. saw as many as TWO hum
dred and tlfty hack drivers, and not
one Of them wore diamond shirt studs"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

ALWAYS set the hens after dark, cov-
ering then from sight for day, and
remove tie cloth or covering at night.
Thus. II the sitting-room or nest is new
to the hen, she gradually grows famll-
lar with the surrounding as day ap.
prosches, and will be very likely to
conclude to stop for few weeks in
her strange quarters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

The organ rolled its notes from the
growii"g diapason to the gentle flute {;
ana the congregation accompanied by
dep sepulohral coughs to coughs
scarcely audible, because they had not
YET heard Of the wonderful efficacy Of
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

&C AN you keep a secretf" said Mr..
Mlddlerib, impressively, looking at
his vile. ''lndeed [ can," she ex-
claimed eagerly, running across the
room that sho might cling to the lap
pels OF MS coat while she listened.
"Weil, ;" said the bru al man, "you can
do great deal more than can, then.
never could remember one long
enough to tell it.' She didn't say a
word, but all through his breakfast
shat morning he kept wondering why
the sugar tasted 80 much of salt, and
how under the sun his steak got so full
OF sand. But he knew enough, or at
least he thought he knew enough, not
10 ask.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

CHICKEN CnEEsE.-"Boil two chickens
in water enough to make them tender ;
take them out when done and remove
all the bones; mince the meat very
fine; season with salt, pepper and but
ter, and return them to the water In
which they were boilod cook until the
liquid Is nearly goner pour into a deep
dish; lay plate over It, put on 1t a
weight, and rot away In u cool place.
When ready to be eaten, cut 1t in slices,
and 1t Will be as firm as cheese.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

ARTEMUs WARD once said that the
funniest story he ever heard was about
an inebriate reporter, who leaned over
the rail- Of tho reporters gallery In the
English House OF Lords, and inquired: {:
'Will shum noble'ord plea shing comic
shong?"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

VkGETINR.-The great success OF the
Vegetine Rs cleanser and purifier OF
the blood is shown beyond a doubt BY
the great numbers who have taken Il
and received immediate relief. with
such remarkable cures
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

AT ball-Match making mamma to
her marrtageable daughter: "Viri-
ginia, dear, don't lose sight of that
gentleman In mourning. He may be q
wi1ower."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
II YOu nse Sick.

Kldney-Wort will save you moro doctors bills
than any other medicine known. Acting with
peoiho energy Oh tho kidneys and liver, 1t
cures The wort diseases caused by their de-
rangement Use 1t At once.--UNIoN.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

One trial OF Doolnns' Electric Soap.
q. l.. Cragin a Co., Philadelphia Pa, }
will make you a firm believer IN its
merits ever after, Give It that trial,
please. Your grocer has 1t, or will get
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

In feeding bran to stock we obtain a
return almost equal to Its cost In the
active qualify of the manure.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

PRETTY TABLE COVER. A small
table cover Of unique design Is made Of
black satin. On this are scwed three
or five parallel strips of maroon, dark
blue or black velvet, rs preferred, and
between the strips (tho number of
which is regulated by tho size of the
cover) fans Of different colors are en-
broidered In slip. stitch done with floss
silk. Tho fans follow each other
srraIghtup and down in regular sue
cession and colors, blue, green and red
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

WRINKLED Silks TO make silk
which has been wrinkled appear ex-
actly like now; sponge 1t on the sur
faoo with weak solution of gum ara
bio or white glue, and iron on the
wrong side.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

IT is said there Is no better way to
destroy sorrel than to plnw the land In
early summer, and In July SOW buck
Whoat.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

81 AM the head flower OF the family"
remarked the dandy In conversation
with a group Of young ladies the othe r
evening. "Oa, yes," responded one of
them, tho -four must be superflne, or
the head you possess must be an excel
lent one-of the dough quality.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

"MY umbrella is getting decidedly
shabby" said young man about town
one evening last week. III believe
Will have to strike another prayer meet
ing the first rainy night"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

WHEN they want to punish man
severely In Arkansas they give him a
bath. Nothing Is such exquisite torture
to an Arkansas man.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

COOKING soda, dissolved In water to
"a turation, Is as fatal TO potato bugs as
Paris green.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

A ST.. LOUIS lady who had been grad
ated from three seminaries tried to send
bandbox by telegraph the other day.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

TEN bushels OF spent tan bark mixed
with two bushels of guano make an ex.
cellent compost for potatoes.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

"WHo do you love?" said Jones to
his swcetheart's baby sister. 81 loves
oo," was the reply. "And who does
Sissy lover" ''Sissy loves Mister
Smlf, toss he tisses 'er."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

Cows Treat them generously and
kinuly but do not keep them fat, unless
they are to be turned of into beer. Cow
Ii machine, = laboratory tor convert.
ing raw materials in 10 milk. II little
be given, little will be received. All
animals should have exercise, especial
~ those kept for breeding. Some of
them are naturally lazy, but they will
be better for stirring about In tho open
air. lt IL cruel 20 keep animals tied up
or shut up tor days ut y time. They
need light loo. Direct sunshine exer, q
apowortul influence for good on ami
malls as well as ON plants. Do not
overlook good supply OF pure water
swo or three times u uay or good venti-
6uon and proper cleaning OG stables.
when the ground is frozen and COW
cred with snow,lt may be we'll enough
on pleasant days to scatter tho fodder
and allow the stock plenty Of room to
PICK 1t up; but when it is muddy no
one put sloven will feed fodder on
the ground. Good racks should be
made for the sake Of convenience ana
economy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

TO CLEAN BLACK LACE. - Place
the lace or clean table have one tea.
spoonful Of powdered borax dissolved
In quart OF hot water; take soft
brush and use the borax water freely !;
alter all tho grease spots or soiled places
have been removed, use pIcnIy Of
warm water with sponge; 60 all over
the places 80 as 10 rinse OFT all the bor-
x water; place the lace-whlle damp,
and after picking out nicely-between
pieces Of old black silk or cashmere
and press with warm iron until dry =;
be careful not to nse hot iron.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

BUSTING CArs.-I have lately made
one, AMI chose plain dark calico, using
an oval piece twenty-five inches long
and eighteen inches wide; this was
bound with gray plaid, and another
strip half an inch wide was put on an
inch from the edge. Under this last
ran rubber cord, and finished with a
knot of ribbon In front. l wear it
while doing all my morning work, for
1t not only protects my hair from every
particle of du"t, but hides Its semi
roughnoss from all early and lnopor-
tune callors. Besides this, 1t Is very
easily drawn down over my temples
while standing In sudden draught Of
air. for have learned that neuralgia
nerves are very sensitive.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

MARY, my love, this apple dumpling
Is not half done. Wifc-"Well, finish
1t, then, my DEAR"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23

CORN Is excellent food for horses to
work on, but not tor fast driving. A,
soon as horse gets used 10 eating corn
there is no danger Of Its producing
any internal dlsarrangement. Three
or four ears Of flint corn are all It
shoold have to begin a diet of this
food.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-23
Truth and Honor.

Query :-What Is the best family
medicine In the world to regulate the
bowels, purify the blood, remove COS
tiveness and blliousness, aid dlges-
ton and tone up the whole system
Truth and honor compels us to answer,
Hop Bitters, being pure, perfect and
harmless. See another column.-1oledo
Blade.