Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-09-30
New York Herald some Years ago.


Thou JJld's, the truth. tho hid meath many
Cooks
o., concentrated essences Of a Hoax.
All stockholders Of the Union Pacific
Railroad who received 4 higher dividend
than $50 per cent, are cordially invited
10 attend the funeral.
Massachusetts, papers please copy.
Alley, John b., Of Massachusetts, died
OF {. NJ. mot cholera morbuS-was dis
covered with the disease too late Tor
phsic', aged about a century.
Der ,hi, sal wreck let mankind never daily.
Fraud k0CcNed down every utnepin in this
Alley.
This is nobody funeral.
Ai!ison,J John Il OF Iowa, died of c..
VI. ,an overdose OF the dividend hasten
ing his departure), aged 80 years.
Long dead 10 Us sweet Allison,
The Hoax thou could>t not rally;
10 soon done, why wer,t begun.
Thou fragrant son OF Alley
Remains will be- embdlmcd.
Bingham, John A., OF Ohio, died Of
c. VI. supposed to have caught the fatal
Infection from Dawes, aged 81.
Mndu for him, Wclkin. he'll wake you no more
With shouts against theft. Buckeye Bingham,
The death bell shall boom how he garncrcd hi
sore.
AuG gentle Ben Butter will ring 'em,
Ohio pJpeE llcasc copy.
Coliax, Smilcr, OF Indiana. died Of C..
". lthc a.Onies OF this poor victim
were intense; TO the last ne insisted that
IL was something else besides Credit
Mohil;er;l aged -.
\ beautiful Smilyr came into our midst,
Too livalg Uud fair 70 remain.
They sire cFcd him on uCNS
TIL tIc soul OF IoliaN
F.uppgl up into heaven again.
May the tate OF poor >chuyleT
Nsu men Ola Smilgr,
Who GiyiscudS get on the bIain.
indiana papers please copy.
Dawes, Henry L., OF Massachusetts,
died ui &. ". lhe had the reputation OF
having a powerful constitution, but 1t
was evidently 4 delusion) aged 81.
Eg,rcu,he-, Leader, Thou hast left US,
Plymouth Rock thy loss shall feel.
For 4 unttagy-mg>N bereft us,
old honesty Is aUSgeSpcl.t.
Funeral strictly private. No wake,
Garfield, James A., of Ohio, died OF
C. VI. struggled hart against the dread
ful epidemic, but 1t was OF no use; he
caved in Unexpectedly, aged only ~
wears.
U,rr rests rs head upon is lap ofo1rth,
Ayruth ut FORTUNE and misfortune known;
Nlht.iyr fruwue, upon his humble birth,
Aud Hoax AmcS hcuc,ioC.h marked him for
own.
viii 10 buried az Congressional cemetery,
Washington. I. G. Ne cards,
Kelly. William n. Of Pennsylvania,
diet Of L. VI. too much iron in the
u.a.,. and too little protection OF HIM
. sell m..r h.r on easy victim OtJc iell
4 destroyer. j-"t -.
W..rr.-. ',r- iron" public. dear,
H. IS not dead, lAu s.ccpIug here:
l~r.r..uf.rS hu-hci. Ej>cye Is dim,
NpH..i.- pa. a head on him.
lis remain. viii DO "p-o:eCtcd' in a metallic
Cas..t. Aorc-hov>ei iJuera. Announced here,
Js,n..
Patterson. James f., OF New Hamp-
I shire. died oi G. ". his suiferings drew
tears from has friends; he persisted to
the end in ~UprOsing It was a different
complaint, aged 80.
+ rr.lr'Ic Uriah's slumbars.
U.p-.I h. iSiu burial low
Thirty lL-'S afSctfil cImD9-
How il Is yourself, You know.
Mourning by Senators for thirty days. A
guau.tc sJIcoyLaguS viii enclose this biz mum
my.
Scofeld, Glenni W. OF Pennsylvania,
died Of c. VI. passed OF quietly, aged
/ 53.
Hoax Amrs. the Ancient Mariner,
S.OIpsl Navy ~c1hell bland,
He held him with his clittcring eye
AID with bi,>kiuny hand.
Then Scuirri dida hcllISh thing,
Nnait uul work him woe.
His ten ,ua-.>c Iipp' HIM on he wing,
AMI laid the quaker low.
Pennsylvania ptp"rS please copy. Funeral at
an early day. G,.r Dy the band: Down IN
q coal mine"
Wilson. James f., of Ohio, died Of c
VI. laStonIshcd everybody, he had hIth-
erto enjoyed such excellent health,
aged -.
Tears. id'c tears, he knew not h they
But counted them three dollars for one
They biG,ted ont a life we thought we'll
All. wes Of swee.ncS, nothing but a huge
SuJ1H'
I Tho Pow Dr Newman will conduct the ser