The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-02-13
NO. 20


o "a 5oaDoAeA 40 @sA PA@y @k@ \
no work.
Trade dollars make big noise on =
church plate.
An honest count is the noblest WosA
Of politicians.
Some folks in Boston put two '.g's''
in tragedy. !,
Walking matches ought to be prohibr
tied during leap year.
The organ greatly relieves tie "Te
Deum' Of church service.
Maine is full of law. All it wsn9s
now is little better order.
When wedding IS put of, did yoa
ever notice how the gossips go onf
The average church choir is morN In
need OF an organizer than an organist.
The pilgrims progress In this world
is not helped by a bunion. !. re-
It is dull day when a railroad q
not projected from Kansas Citya.c ,4..r.
1t is now demonstrated that thes riyer
styx rises somewhere up in the Michia
gan pineries. ~, /.
They can rsise almost anything in Cal.
ifornia exceptthe standard of morality, ;,
Greece has lost her most arciena
Athenian, at the age OF 180.. He nevek
took medicine until he was 129.
GeTf 81 A1.sm
matter says the Boston Times after iG
has discussed whole column of It.
Aberdeen, Ohio, is the Gretna Gresn
of America, and old Squire Beasly In
the chap WHO acts as chaplain.
A celebrated Chinese engineer has ia.
vented a new style Of engine. We pre-;
sumo it must go. /, -.
A pet COW belonging to lady, in sAi
vannah (Ga.) recently died of old age!
Tie owner mourns for the lost c&ws. -.
Japan has iron coins worth about
Tooth of one cent. They are alleged g
be chiefly used for aims and offerings to
gods. -. IL
A sunday-school boy. was. asked If
his father was Christian. lie Feplie;A.
eyes, but he is not working at it much
now.' -
A boot maker has this extra6rdinary
announcement In the w;rSaR: ladies
will be sold as low ss cents . pair"
An oil maid, speaking of marriaee.
says it's like any other disease-while
there is lite there is hope.
Alfonso borrowed $4,000, 600, TO. .est
married on, and he doesn't consider it
throne away. =,
The present winter promises to be an
unusually hard one. on ministers, - do.
nation parties are more fashionable than
ever.
The editor. OF theS Atchison, fKa&l
Champion has black eye., He explains
it by saying:."A fellow came In and sss.
tied to-day"
A man arrested for firing o basn,
whereby its contents were destroyed.
said he didn't know it was loaded.
The Philadelphia Item has depart
ment for lovers. and says: GA lady
thoroughly competent TO decide love
questions is in charge"
There is a rumor that Ksely. the
motor man, has turned his attention Co
machine for sticking pins through
starched collar. ,:.4 ~.
Jack, the Ute chief, is q Morrnon
priest.
Parnell has been in America twicd
before. 4.
Gambetta is growing thin and hi6
Lair is getting white. " a.. -.
Vanderbilt gave about S25, 900 in
Christmas presents.
Secretary Thompson smokes from ten
to fifteen cigars day, -.
Charles Francis Adams pays . tax ON
STAT 900 in Boston.
Don Carlos drives daily in Paris in .
phaeton drawn by four mulsA. J. -.
Thnrlow Weed saw the FIRST stsan.
boat and rode on the frst railway car.
Washington counts Gen. Sherman a.
a most indefatigable man of society. ~
Robert Clinton Wright. the Oldest
and best known American merchant i'm
Brazil, is lead. -.
Robert Mitchell of Cincinnati prss
sented ten members of his family with
$50, 900 each for christmas. -.
Ex-senator Pomeroy Of. Kansas has
gold mine in. North Carolina whish
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