davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09

There is danger for children In every
oadicine which contains opium in any
form and we therefore cheeriully recom-
mend DIR. Bulls Baby syrup. which Is
war, anted not to contain opiates or any
thing injurious.
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09
PURNAL LYNCH ILL

Purnal j. Lynch, Democratic cAndi-
date for Sheriff at the recent election, Ii
now lying very ill at his residence, near
Middletown. He was completely ex-
hansted by the exacting campaign he
Just passed through.
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09

One of the Friendship Fire Com
pany's horses is out of service, having
q sore leg.
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09
a DENIAL BY SPRAGUE.

sa,s..o'iDENcE, X. L., November SEX
|ku "O' na, eprague says bis son Willie
rlo', no' attempted to kill his mothers
|trb,,,,, Thompson. The pistol which
|Hs i si, seu was toy one, aud fired in
|as I~o companion Of young Spragus,
|w,s, ~ iUoys having been amusing them
SDr,~'a.' az uay with the weapon. Willie
|, oT. 4s an, Is a hne mark,inan, and owns
|b n.y., u's.ahce rifle. If he had wished
T%IS %COI Nr. Thompson 1t is claimed he
'~' not have missed him.
lola VAN NoRrHwIoK, of Toledo,
as ~ ,says-A friend prevailed upon
|cOsnsy an "Ouly Lung Pad,n and /
loo Yel c"''u Immediate relief from a rack.
~ sOagn' GH k',ol0 the Pad helped me,
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09

The extra expenses attending repairs,
.ew heaters, &c, absolutely required,
will probably exhaust this balance. Our
expenses for 1881 will be greatly in
creased, as provision will probobly have
to be made for supplying teachers,
books, fuel, &C.. for at least two new
schools. -,
We therefore recommend that Council
be asked TO appropriate the full amount
allowed us by law, being 3per cent.
increase over the appropriation for 1880
Of 500, 500, making the amount $6S,6eS;;
We estimate that at least $4,000 will
be required for school purpose during
the year 1881, and we ask that tour
probable revenue" of 81, 400, from State
and other sources, be not deducted from
the amount asked for from City Councli'
We estimate expenses for 1851 az
The daily gazette., 1880-11-09

NEW ADVERTlsERiEHTD.
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
Spao rlau fan iinoe mellem &luOer.

Sfelae %"Gbambers Sournal" 9ier
man ofte bsiit marfsliss 6uno blanot
eamle 8lueer. Vi bebeper rel life
napne be Snisftsr, 8inselsr % Blr'
iaer, Tom man fan finbe Der, ba Be
pel ~inarere mac b~etraetes icm upsls
fomne S%nplte9iafter enp iOm inter.
eslante Sunp. Wen MAJ timber pfte
8ulbpense % andre Wpntsr / Com.
Merne paa aamle 8l9pninsSitpffer.
Paa en- 9ammel Graf, Tom fjebtes
Dos ell S%maabaupler / ecnbon, be.
fob 8napperne iii 8iebersns beba,
selise O~perraftelle al @rlepeuse,
Tom par Cpsrtrufne meb Isi. s en-
paffe tpbls 1lnbsr ianot man /
Yapirfabriffen ipoffe Ven1eiebler iii
en- 9arcI al IA amsrifanfle Dollars.
Gn 8cae, iOm banplsoe mep samls
&leber, betalte 10 SIS. % ct @laS
VI for ct Yar gamle SuIer, % me-
bens Sanbslen blsp luttst / 0srtss
buffet, bespubte bun at ipretts benz
op /; IA ru1sbe IL 6ulopense til en-
0arpi al S55, ION par laat inp I
en- euself Sanfieppel parp 10 Dol
lars amerifauf, ub at Surerne. s
fOrrise 1iber bappe mango Sclf Den
0ans, at aiemme fine Hense paa fts;
iaalepss par t. Gr. en- Bet, iom
blep lolst for Ell nbetppelisbep. up.
ifoppet meo 9anflepler. Oct marf.
parbisiie Sunp par imiplertio ct liz
BET labtrpft Barn, ION laa | Ell
Yafse italienle &luber. % ION fcm
for 0asen peo oeres S%crarbelpslie /
ell papirfabrif nar pep 6pinbursb.
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
Ratttn fan tlire lps q fir,
Tulp al b, tuiuoe Stjernsr.
Sarriet. cir Gu mig hun ct guar,
De trusnce Sfoassr Du fierner?

Mlt sif runbt for mig. Bitten %
9i1stten glsp nsb paa 0ulpet. Seq
fienote faa ecbt Den rate Saanb %
bog, bpOr unberlist! ut min 8at'
ter elHspe mig bappe aloris falpt
mig inp. 8unbe iss fiabe bans Sins
qpffe % ipare til bans eipS Saab
Del par noset iaa ~besuienbe | alt
bette. @ifteus belle unberlise Siffc'
RE fob iaa fart for mig. Seq iaa
ben itclte Rabame Waintencn, %
ben imuffe unSe Wanb. Der bab ON
ben /; Munfen % ben pnpe abbeb /
4oupreS Gal. Seq iaa ben fife
8pinos paa 0eranbaen baa 0ilbpi.
men | WaaneRinuet. Den merfe Wa'
Ter meb ben lipenRabslise Iale, %
| ben enfelte lille Scralemmisei iaa
ies ct iorstunst sip. 6or mig fob
min Woper paa bsnpes Debsleie ;
jeS berte benoes parme Enffe nu
par bet Opfplpt. Snberlis tainem'
mslis trpffepe ies, Tom min Stam'
faoer. Bitten til mine Saber.
Sele ben brcaspe Qinie at fiumls
Wunfe % Mbbeper. at ifolte 8pin'
Der pa fprtpiplebe Walere maatte fr
for 0laoen % Spffen, Tom itremms'
be til nit Sierte. % bpem tappe
pei sjort alt sOpt for mig upen ben
aObe Sub, Tom LOB Mmor, ben be.
pinsepe lille Selt, afffppe i'm pspe.
Zig iaarenpe Ytl bag Bitten.
"Det scri9e bebsber iss life at
fcrtaae Dig, pepblsp 3ante Sarriet,
ioet bun bepaset betraSteoe Bitten.
"Du fisuber nit isners eip % pep,
bppr lpffeli8 ies bar perst. Ou
fjenper M c9iaa @iftens Sitoris %
pep, bpab Verp BEN bar for mig.
Dos slper ies Dig ben iaa aierne,
8amiQa. mep bet inosrlise CuRs, at
ben csiaa oil brinse Dig qpff.".
SUN beieos fig bepaset nsp for at
Hiule 3aarerne, iom liltepe zig frem
at be 9amle, enpuu imufte Olne.
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
Sin ifIe Op &c aaHlle
Venner for DC nDe!

Ctnm Ssirinl in'ttc etr IN ace 9areem
" at rI rnte. At hi / eanJetn tttaler Il.
at brlN 'ar ro ben. iar q snliu iaa'
liant lem
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
NnctOoter.

Den forflapte politib e.
tent. 0iooca, Ell befieuot Ipr
OF ienere Spbaseliesbetient / Barrie
bappe faaet pipe, at YolitipraIpsn.
ten bapoe til Senlist at penfonert
BAN. San tps en- raf Selutniu9,
forfl9pte fig Tom gammel Warflls
fra 5aubrurS Ct. @ermaiu e9 fom
til Pplitiprafpsnten for at fIase pper
be uupbploelise 5riaerisr, iom Vis
pcta % bans $ielpere fcrfulste ben'
be mep. @ippca lpiQebe fin Rcas
iaa ppperlig, at ban life blcp 9ien,
fienet % HplitiprRfpenten fierts
mep BAN til bans golio for al sips
BAN Ell farp 3llrettepisning % be,
fale bam life mere at brp RarfIisn.
RaturlispiS par ban life biemme,
men paa Siempsisn gap Warfiien
fig t%ilfienee o. ia9oe: "Sffs ianpt,
Sr. Vrafpen. @ipcca sr pa ell iul
Cant allisepel, % De siper BAN pift
life aIiiep, iaalspes Tom Bet nOf par
Eeres Weuins2 Z"
"Oin Sfuri'. raabts VraTpenten
leeubs. Abu er ba csiaa Ell 5anoens
6pr! Wen bclp Munp mep Greu.
tpret. bpis bu pil bebplpe biz Gm,
bebe!"
Naipt. "Wama, bppr faar ais
erne Welfeu fra 2" ipurste en- llpen
@ut I'm Wopsr, iost ban iaa cp fra
Welfefcasn, ION ban lanse bappe
betrastet mee Ell ppbfnois Wine.
"Spor faar bu pine laarer fra 2"
iparepe Wopsren.
Otter at bare Srunpst lipt iaspe
0utten
"6aar aiserns pslaa ganf ea 2"
6a folib Debtor. Gu
8rpslerer. Der bappe eli Sprorina
paa en- Saubslsmanb. Tom bpepe / en-
lanst bcrte lisssups Sp. firep iii en-
osrrarsnps Sasisrer for at forbsre
is ON i'm arepilcr % ff islsenee
Spar:
.Sr. 9. R. sr Bob. men bet sisr
lite NpSet. for ban betalsr liaslaa
aopt, lem pa ban lspepe".
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
THE
CHICAGO WEEKLY NEWS
DECORAH-POSTEN.
81 en- A YEAR,
V''ou POSTAGE INCLUDED.

The Chicago Weekly News il every.
where recognized as a paper unsurpassed
in all the requirements Of American Jour
nalism. 1t stands conspicuous among th,
metropolitan journals of the country AS 3
complete newspaper Its Geographic ser.
vice comprises all the dispatches of the
Western Associated Press and the National
Associated Press, besides a very extensive
service of special kilograms from all i'm.
portant points. As a newspaper it has nc
superior. 1t is Independent in Politics.
presenting all political news free from par.
tisan bias or coloring, and absolutely with.
out fear or favor as to parties.
1t is, in the fullest sense, a family pa
per. Each issue contains six completed
stories, besides a rich variety of condensed
uOtes on Fashions, Art, Industries, Lite
nature, Science, &c. Its Market Quota
tons are complete and to be relied upon.
II is unsurpassed as an enterprising,
pure and trustworthy General Family
Newspaper. Our special clubbing terms
bring it within the reach of all. Specimen
copies may be seen at this office.
10 Send subscriptions to
b. ANUNDSEN, DEBORAH, Iowa.
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21
NOiene's
NGQe % ns=VIaiter.


@ci.nt's Sase. % Sluss 4laf.r bar [ b ae.
tt 80 Oar psrst almineelis hfiitnet I Ncrss.
Oannarf. % Sptrtat. % punbet alminxlia
gntrtlsnetlit for nts p,lsisr.nex Gatnflater.
1utinpsr al Ytricner. Der bar lint nsfien uian,
itltse Smtrter. pdderd9ne 8 a 8 Oar tiltaae.
tr rte gruatn at bette Vlaifer blscn, fuleiem,
men ttlPrtctfk. Otis btlbrtetnbt 0lrininstr
RULE btrceo tilctls ttRripts:
~ Ctftt pldihr tr bet ttefe "a pirflcmft
se5smteetl tor @ist % Nbt umatismt. bpap.
tnttn I @pss.n. altu.rn.. 9tn.nt ,usr anbr,
Ctls al staemet; ftlp ON Smuten er fer,
aar sammti. btl6r.ses ben paa lori 3is, p,c Of
la91e an Sfneiap. btinurt mto Ylaftrst, paa
bet St.e al qtssmst. br fmsrter.
y Gtttt Qlaitr bruets for gfibma. Ter,
Ianeerras, eunsnNt, 8rsfs "a quna,bplesr,
ett lmsrts raa en- Sttnelap o. l1aats paa 1rp,
iitt /; bcis man lite fan taals bet Ser. ba mel.
lem Siuiertnt.
81 Spis et RtnntRe bar @lcetab. fcraar,
lastt eaten pte falb. glda. Stse tutr Qlsm.
me. tr bette Ylafsr ct btrliat aRieetl; bet Fms.
REQ m li9.lsets paa en- Stnelap. "a emrtsn
tr tnetn tda Gass fiIsf. boa niaa bptr l2tt
ainit MT vlaiitr raalessts; ben FANNIE Sline,
lap tau altib brusss.
~ Ser Scctepins laaats qlanrtt tsnht paa,
'mnrt qua Climb sltr 3ait. snien 1a Yanptn
tutr Sinetnstrn; for 3anerins sr qlahre
q ferirtnllst WRieeel /; man l9es.r bet paa ben
Stet OF ainesn. bpcr emtrim tr, ~ tilpsis.r
osnns scot; inptn IN 3imt CT Smtrten tcrte.
81 aut aabns Saar. @eletr tutr anetn 10.
lltf, tsr Vlaltret btnpttts Ill. ~ Smtrten pl
"a itrag dftast; Saarbalicm. Sltt tusr ets.
l1tss Hing tsbspes life; bette Ylaher oil falo.
ifrnete lsse Cnptt.
81 For ale Snfimnaiicner. fem Wcf,n,
rsot. ersnetnx Ctnt. 8ranbfaar etc. or hi bet
btolis w'iebl. Srils eaar blbrebes / 8 Daa.
hcr Verttr. Sistrrm O. fcrfrpsnt qsmmsr e.
BET a rrscst YVieeel.
y Srult CO 5ortisltlt. az brab Racn nsp.
nee tan. I Ssretlesbee Srphbsi4ne alt bcs Qrner.
Der si~ Die. icrpslS iirar pse 8ruatn al Ola.
lttrst. ~ crbsrtr tfttr tort lib albslss. ubtu
IT nesef wVioesl btbsctr at bruaes.
Sbuienn. at aste east' % Illus lafr inbts
iun bcs unhtrtsaneet.
Vtricner paa eanbst. Der ineftnet 81 fprlto.
let Srsr. taar p~crtoirit :ilitnbt 8 Yalier msb
,msaatnes Vcf.
I6s- Oct tsr ines I .nbpu gamilis.
Sar Snaeu Yatie af Swtulft Qdi,.
I'D 6luBY otter .r aete, Tom Il bar
Fac Smile" af min eaenbanbioe
Decorah-posten., 1880-01-21

Thanksgiving paa SmiIaaet.
Sea impcrtertr eirtiit fra Rcra fsrs Bar.
tier al ben tetft npris .S~iRdrertran. Te~.
ne Gran tr al n esstisht eSar trtiartt al
gre ben mttf uemxriset Rseiein III SelbrsbtIlt
Al aus ensecmms. @btumaiisms. alminetlia
Scasbee. Slaprslit cfp.
Vris $500 pr. Flale.
g. n. Ncfeue,
3l4 StriTcn e.. Qbieasc. Sn.
I6- 8cr Gala bes ale fsrfs alasfs APO.
lbstsrs fanpetitr;fitrns. FAINT I BARTER BOT
gbisascs @beldals Trussihsr.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
The Animal in the Box.

There is q sad young man up
Michigan avenue to-day. He got up
very early on the morning Of the 1st
and rugged up box and hung up q
sign reading: "Don't annoy the bab-
oon." A great many people looked
into the box and were annonyed by
hoots and yells, and the inventor Of
the sell was waxing fat, when along
came six.foot farmer with his wealth
er eye open for living curiosities.
When he saw the box and the sign
he hitched his team and made an In
spection. There was no baboon in
the box, no, sir; there wasn't even
the faintest trace Of one. The young
man was leaning against the fence
and laughing his side sore, VIXEN Che
farmer approached and asked,
"Did you have any baboon in that
box%
"No, of course not"
"Then why that sign2 If there is
no baboon there how can he be an.
noyed2 I'd lick a man who'd annoy
a baboon Of mine"
"Why, it's only sell,' explained
the young man.
"What's a sell?'
"Why, today is April-fool day"
"Never heard Of any such day in
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
For the Boys.

AT a time when there are ten men
in waiting for every business oppor-
tunity that the cities afford, farmers
boys who have comfortable homes
and fair chances for the future in
the country, had much better stay
where they are rather than swell the
army Of unemployed in the cheap
boarding-houses Of the cities. 1t is
true that the cities would run to
waste but for the fresh blood and en-,
ergy which so constantly come into
them from the country, but it is also
true that where one man makes a
fortune large numbers fail to get
even a foothold. In very many re.
spects life in the country is sweeter,
purer, healthier, better, and in every
way more desirable than life in the
town. Notwithstanding this is so
universally admitted to be true, the
farmers boys who become dissatisfied
with the farm, perhaps because their
work is not made so pleasant and
profitable to them rs it easily
might be-will not readily believe it,
or if they believe it they donot show
their faith by their works.-Ne'0 Eng
land Homestead.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
Everyday IIeroisnl.

One of the Life-Saving Stations on
the California coast has been official
ly named the shaggy Geddes." A
little girl of that name in San An
tonic, aged nine years, seeing play
mate fall into mill-race, leaped in,
and, with great skill and coolness
and after desperate struggle, sue
ceeded swimming with her ashore.
Another little girl, a yearyounger,
in one Of our New England towns,
sprang into the river few days ago
and rescued her baby brother from
drowning, carrying him in her arms
through the swift current, which
reached her chin.
Now it was graceful act of recog-
milton to real heroism for the Gov.
ernment to give the name of little
Maggy Geddes to a life-saving sta
tion. and it is right that these little
heroines should be held up as exam
pies Of unselash devotion TO other
girls and boys; always provided that
the right lesson is drawn from their
story.
Not many men, and very few chill
dren, ever have the chance to save
another life at the risk of their own.
Such supreme opportunities come
but seldom. But every child should
remember that just as much unsel-
fishness, devotion and cool presence
Of mind cun be shown in the little
incessant matters of every day as go
to make up some one great heroic
deed.
y In Gods eye, it is not the size nor
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
Interesting and Otherwise.


If mans religion compels him
to pay his debts, you may be sure it
is genuine.
In the last House of Commons
there were only 103 men under 40, Of
whom eighteen were Home rulers.
1t is not what you have in your
chest, but what you have in your
heart, that makes you rich.
"Let US have peace" said Grant at
the close of the war, but as the years
roll on the piece he asks for grows
bigger and bigger.
There is only one woolen mill in
the State of Texas, and it netted its
owners SCI, 600 last year. 1t is stu
ated in New Braunfels.
Mexicans subdue fractions horses
by having a hood SO arranged as 10
be pulled down over the eyes Of the
horse as soon as he manifests nneasi-
ness. Several applications subdue
the horse permanently.
Outside of settled and cteupied
States and Territories there arg over
724, 100000 acres Of land belonging
tosthe..nation which. -have--llready
been surveyed and opened to settle.
ment. There are also more than l.
000,000,000 acres yet to be surveyed,
There's philosophy in children
often lacking in older heads. A child,
hearing her mother tell the story of
Jacob and his ladder, with the angels
ascending and descending on it, ask
ed why Jacob needed a ladder at all,
if the angels had wings.
Vain is it for women when d vir-
tuous love has once entered the breast
to attempt to expel the intruder.
Once admitted, it is like the key
stone Of an arch, which it, instead
of dislodging, presses more firmly in
to its place.
A herd of 23,SOo cattle are being
driven from Oregon to Montana; 100
mounted men do the driving, and
the outfit includes provision wagons.
arms and ammunition, 800 horses,
and forty dogs. The journey is made
slowly, a days travel not exceeding
nine miles, and the speed will be
lessened when hot weather comes on,
in order not to get the beasts into
bad condition.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
PoiiItcn,ess.

q Elie heighth Of pQliiensss, az its
Al.lne eIet.lsioA vas, II IS
said e1hibitedby a Frci anilitary
officer during . street riot in
Paris. He was fred at, but the
shot missed, Tafning, with sword
drawn, to revenge the attempt, he
discovered that his assailant was
woman. liz sheathed his sword
and raised his hat 10 her. Possibly
hcr weapon was no. revolver, and
the officers politeness was safe ex.
hibition. Even the mostpunctilious
master Of etiquette mighthaye dared
the maledictidn against aThe man
who lays his hand upon woman,'
ETC., if she held a many chambered
pistol in her hand. But politeness
isa cheap and paying investment
even in ordinary cases; and, what is
true ola few cheap things is still al.
ways worth more than it cost. For.
eign periodicals are complaining of
the decay Of courtesy, especially be-
tween the sexes. The requirements
Of modern life, and, we may add, the
growing disinclination of woman to
be ruled out ofemployments andpro.
fessions for which they are amply
competent, bring the sex into daily
contact with men, no longer as dc.
pendants, but as equals and compete
tors. From this, in great degree,
comes the want of courtesy which is
complained Of
1t is worth while to consider
whether, in the loss Of this ancient
small change" ofintercourse, we are
not losing something which is indis-
pensable to the pleasant passage
through life. When we see a man
|ihelping d working woman with her
heavy bundles and parcels in d pub.
lie conveyance, we are sure he is d
gentleman, whatever may be ths
style of his garments. And so is she
sure Of that fact, and her load is
a.. B . r.
lighter, and her heart too, that the
divinity that doth more hedge u wo-
man than a king, is recognized.
The Frenchman's act was a bur.
lesque, and probably so intended.
With him the height of politeness
was satirical rebuke to her height
OF audacity. If some women do pre-
sumo, though not quite to the extent
of the Partisan woman, the officers
tactics will apply just us well.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
ADIYE FtfE, re.
.sVan Bibbers's IEoel on Kan
isWiia and its Thrill story.

.ssVai Bibbers's IEoel on Kan.
iswiit and its Thrill story.
Just below Kauay Falls, in
West Virginia, writes prrespond.
.ent, is an oyersliangin ek Of inn
mense size jutsing ops bout one.
hundred feetoyeF the sss |ng whirl,
pool, and about the height
above This was ones Fsns 81 i
remarkable adventure. q Indians
wefe iaIh6e apssi|tt 81 Bi9beis
asestl and % p lIp1y in
3bQse eatly iniaas s Hard
lyessea and all s.saes1 liver
illeloV and la6aye bei 6A, he
asdtiYen e thisiatt h;sl,
proved 70 be the jumping 81 place
for him. He stood on Che rocks 10
fullyiew Of the enemy above and
below, who yelle dixie demons at the
certainty of his speedy capture. He
stood up boldly, and with his rife
kept them at bay. AS he stood there
he looked across the river-saw his
friends-his wife, with her babe in
her arms-all helpless to render as
sistance. They stood as if petrifed
with terror and amazement. She
cried at the top Of her voice: "Leap
into the river and meet mel Laying
her babe on the grass she seized the
oars and sprang into the skiff alone.
AS she neared the middle Of the riv-
er her husband saw the Indians COM
ing in full force and yelling like dem.
ons. "Wife, wife" he screamed, 81
am coming; drop down little lower"
With this he sprang from his crag
and descended like an arrow in to
the water, feet foremost. The wife
resting on her oars moment to see
him rise to the surface, the little ca.
noe floating like cork, bobbing
about on the boiling flood, 1t was
an awful moment; it seemed an age
to her. Would he ever rise? Her
earnest gaze seemed to penetrate the
depths of the water and she darted
her boat farther down the stream.
He rose near her; in moment the
canoe was alongside of him and she
helped him to scramble into it amid
q shower of arrows and shot that the
badled Indians poured into them.
The daring wifed not spe ha word;
her husband was more dead than
.,ilisssssad dlspv,rdissil pom ssllel
strength being maintained till they
could reach the bank. This they
did, just where she had started, right
where the babe was still lying, crow
ing and laughing. The men pulled
the skif1 high upon the sand, and
the wife slowly arose and helped to
lift Van Bibber to his feet. He
could not walk, but she laid him
down by his babe, and then seating
herself, she wcpt wildly, just as any
other women would have done under
the same circumstances. That babe
is now grandfather, and that rock
is called cyan Bibber's Rock" to this
day.-Louisrilte COu,ter.J Journal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
A stroke ofGenius.

"Now them" says tramp No. 1 to
No. 2 as they turned into Montcalm
street from Woodward avenue the
other day, ''rere is the game. You
walk down the street and ring the
bell of some house, when the lady
answers you tell her you haven't
had anything to eat for three days.
If she says she don't care tell her
that you're desperate and ready to
commit any crime. If she starts to
slam the door on you hold it open
with your foot and roll your eyes and
look savage. I'll arrive just about
then, and I'll take you by the neck
slam you around and pitch you out
of the yard. Fin the lady's protect
or and the hero Of the hour, you see.
I'll be very modest and claw of, but
I'll tell her I'm astranger and need
a quarter to buy food. She'll hand
it over, and I'll join you around the
corner and divide. See7'
"Magnifcentp replied No. 2. @You
ought to be in the United States Sen.
atel Well, here I co."
He passed down the street and Sc.
lected a house, and the programme
was carefully followed out until he
reached the point where he said he
was desperate. At that instant the
hall door was pulled wide open, and
q six.foot husband shot out his right
hand and knocked No. Q clear off the
lower step. No. l was just rushing
in, and six-footer thought he might
as well kill two birds with one stone,
so he gave him one on the jaw, and
when tired of walking around on
their PROSTATE bodies he flung them
over the fence. The tramps limped
down to the corner, looked at each
other in deep disgust and then sep
arated forever. Detroit Free Press.
There is nowhere an apology for
dependency. Always there is life
81 ..
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12
the dramatic effect Il ~ action

the dramatic effect Of tld action
which counts, but its motive.
Many ayoung girl patiently bear.
ing for years the cares ofa dfsorgan-
lied household, or the epeeyishness Of
an invalid parent, or brother or sis.
ter many q boy, bringing indolnita-
bic cheeffuIpess and love to the help
of his tired mother-is entitled to
more admiration and respect and il
just as heroic, as if in a spasmodic
passion ofcourage they had,gmomen-
tarily faced death for tl:cse they
loved.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1880-05-12

my life. Young man don't you dare
lie to me! Ican take a joke as well
as the next, but ! can't be babooned
today or any other day. where's
that aiinal7f
aNever had any,
Never had a baboon in the box,
yet you hung out sign that people
mustn't poke him up and annoy himl
Boy that's false pretensesn
But can't you take a johew
"a joke? Where is the joke in
forbidding us to annoy the baboon
when there isn't a baboon within a
thousand miles Of us? Other folks
may not resent it, but | can't be I'M
posed upon without 4 rpmpuslp
.. =
of the Stats, and then he picked sip
the young man, turned him end for
end, twisted him up, and jammed
him into the baboon box. 1t was an
awful close fit, and there was a heap
of kicking, but the baboon got there
all the same, and after the farmer
had driven away they had to pull the
box apart to get the living curiosity
out. Detroit Free Press.