The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1880-09-16
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oacieu animal mas been II failure.
! The defeated candidate for II judge
ship has no bench show.
A female barber has been found i'll
Burlington.
The dancing master is always taking
steps to improve his business.
There we're days Of misery and
knights of Pythias at St. Louis last
week.
Early to bed and early to rise is II
very good plan to escape being inter-
viewed by flies.
An aged woman died in Philadelphia
from fright at seeing her son and Il
burglar in conflict.
Says the Boston Post: est. Julien
has won even higher honors than DR..
Tanner. He is much faster and Il more
interesting animal"
Miss May Wright Thompson, of H.
dianapolis, is studying at the Harvard
College library, preparing a series Of
lectures on Angio-Saxon history.
The Prince of Wales is an object of
tender solicitude to many of his pros
pective subjects. His debts amount to
$3,00O,0O0
Philadelphia now boasts Of veri-
table oman drcsslnaker," who adver-
tises himself "a pupil Of the renowned
WORTH
From s. to 81 is the laundress'
charge for washing and ironing a
white gown at the eastern fashionable
watering place.
Right Hon. w. P. Adam has been
appointed Governor of Madras, India,
in place of the Duke of Buckingham.
$50 much for Buckingham
The best summer resort for a Spitz
dog is the watering places. The dog
should be placed about four feet under
watei
It is thought that the assassin O.
Judge Page, of Minnesota, is IL man
whom he had hired and afterwards
discharged. The man is missing.
BENJAMIN c. Osborne, of Peabody,
Mass, 81 years old, walked mile in
fourteen minutes, last week, on
wager.
Neal BOWS campaign lacks boom.
His followers can get no enthusiasm
out of cold tea, and it is early yet
for the cider season.
Shave lady, shave with care,
And if You sight rare,
Should rouse Il customers dandare.
You know your weapon-pull his hair
"Darn the newspapers; why can't
they leave such items out" exclaimed
the undertaken when he read all article
waning people not to eat green fruit.
The last English papers announce
the marriage of Mr.. Charles Stuart
Wortley, NJ. P. for Sheffield, to Bea-
trice, daughter Of Mr.. Anthony Troll
lope.
A pair were married ut Newport, r.
l., recently, after an unbroken court
ship of thirty-fve years. That is what
the Boston Post calls "a slow match"
Nine. Gerster is proud of her baby.
Its voice in the upper register is very
fine, and it's sustained notes as heard
in the middle of the night are some
thing unusual for one so young.
Rev. A. n. Fillmore, cousin of ex-
President Fillmore died i'm Buffalo, N
Y, a few days ago. He was the author
of work on "Methodist Church Pol
ICY"
Prince George Of Prussia has written
play called 'The White Cloak, :"
which has been translated into italian:
and will be brought out by Nine. Ris-
tori.
Miss Rogers, daughter of the sculptor,
Randolph Rogers, has just been mar
ried in Rome, Italy, to Signor Pho San
TIM, an Italian gentleman of wealth and
position.
Richard Henry Stoddard, the poet,
used to be a newspaper reporter; be-
fore that he was an iron-molder, and
could sling q sledge-hanlmer as easily
as he now Yields pen.
The Princess Zorka, of Montenegro,
is II years old, and is we'll educated
and beautiful girl. She is to become
the wife of the new ruler of Bulgaria.
Mr. Frederick A Potts, the republican
candidate for the governorship of New
Jersey, is TALL slender, dignified man,
with gray hair and closely trimmed
whiskers.
Olive Logan says that the first duty
of girl on finding herself ugly-look-
ing and ungainly is to cultivate such a
sweet temper that some one will be
certain to marry her.
The Hon. Thomas Hughers, mem
Der of paliament, has gone to the
colony of Englishmen in Tennessee,
along the line of the Cincinnati
Southern railroad, in which he is in
terested.
Miss Elizabeth Stuart Phelps pays