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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-27
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-27
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-27

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-27
1IrHIN c. SHORTLIDGES ACADEMY,

dhA~A FOR THE SCHOOL YEAR at one
d Zs1U Of IN, hest military boarding schools WlEIIn
essv reach Of York. Inqure0f J. W. Sun hH'iHA"
HORN No. 30 East l4th-st NeW-i OK C!Y'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-27
NEW PUBLICATIONS.
THE CINCINNATI BAR.

THE az n cOuRT HOUSE: "REMINISCENCES AND
ISECnoTES OF THE COURTS AND BAR OF
CiNCINNATI. By JUDGE CARTER l2mo, PIP. 4Oo
CINCINNATI: Peter q. TGomsOn.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
Ocean Currents in the Pacific.

It had long been an accepted theoty
that a bfanGh OF the Gulf Stteain 6f
warm current, which sets over from
Japan toward Alaska, was flowing north
ward through Behring Straits into the
Arctic 0eedH. ". II. Dali. dHting-8s-
sistant Of United States Coast Survey;
In q recent report published by Congress,
finds that there Ii no siith warm elrFent
setting in that direction. The "kurO-
si-wo, according to this authority, is not
marked in its approach TO the American
buhst by sharply defined walls ii #atef
temperature such as characterized the
Gulf Stream of the Atlantic. 1t is not
at all like d river flowing hi us Bed
There is general diff which is reversi-
BILE and intermittent when opposed by
storms, and which shades off from
temperature of 65 degrees. That part of
the Kutb-si-tyd having te1nperatutB n
55 degrees approaches the northwest
coast in the vicinity of Vancouver Island.
There is a DETECTED arm of this current
known as the Alaska etltrent which has
d temperature varying from 80 degrees
to So degrees The shoal waCels of the
Behring Strait on the eastern side appear
to be warmer than on the western side
But Captain Dali says that there is no
proof that there is d warm current flow
ing up through the strait The whole
Pacific 5UHst, however, from Unmak Ill
Alaska to Vancouver, Is bathed by n sea
with n summer temperature varying from
AZ degrees to 55 degrees. The winter
along q coast If this temperature never
can be severe There is a great pFecipi-
tation of moisture, but Jnly moderate
degree of cold until the interior of the
country is reached Southeastern Alaska
has beer described by explorers as having
more than a tOlerilble climate. For a
considerable part of the year it is pleas
ant and altogether agreeable Iti essen
TALLY that of Vancouver The exhala-
tions of moist air are drifted inland. Veg
citation is rank, and great deal of the
land can be made very productive. 1t is
not to be supposed that the influence of
the KUtrO-si-wO Is lost after passing Van
couver in "a southerly direction. 1t no
doubt has some influence all along the
Oregon coast, and greatly aids in the
precipitation IF moisture in Washington
Territory and Northern Oregon. In Cali
fornia we get only fogs as a dividend,
but they greatly aid vegetation Capt.
Dali does not make his demonstration of
a non-fowing warm current in Behring
Strait very clear. and the fact that the
water is warmer on Ole side than on the
other would still leave some .1ound for
the old hypoth esis.-Sap francisco
Bulletin.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14

One day last week man residing in
East Toledo, o., skipped from his family
and brought tip in Detroit. His wife
got clue to his whereabouts and came
ON after him, and yesterday she had an
interview with him at the Central STD
lion, where he had been run In for the
purpose. She had no tears to shed On
the contrary, her hair had a fighting
bang, and as soon as she could get hef
breath she began:
so, you miserable little apology for d
human being, you skipped out did your
S'4ftef / had washed and scrubbed and
sewed for nearly twenty years to support
YOU you got tired of your family, did
YOU? Our style Or living Wasn't tQnA
gh6Hgh TO suit you, and you wanted q
diamond pin and a canew
"Say, Lucy, Tn sorry" he mumbled.
"Well, I ain't!' she snapped. "No,
sif! On the 86ntfdfy Tn glad of itF
Yoti've chewed tobacco and drank whisky
and whitfield shingles and loafed on the
corners at my expenses just as long as
you ever will!'
"What do you want Of tie, thenY
"Want of yaii? Why, want to etesi
my character All our neighbors say
that you ran away from me, and some
pity tl1e and sotIie laugh. HOti ftin away
Rom me! Why, you low-down corner
loafer, you couldn't run away from any
thing but a spade or an an. I followed
you to get this matter straight I've got
to live there, and I'm not going to be
either pitied or laughed at!'
What do you want lie asked
"Here's what [ wantr' she said, as
she seized his collar and twisted him
around "Now you take that-and that
and I'll have these officers sign paper
that found YOU and kicked yuu out to
take care of yourself! Now you gitl
Don't ever write me, don't ever dare to
SOME back to mel Even if I hear that
you ever tell anybody that you were
married to me I'll buy shotgun and
hunt for you'
The husband sneaRed ont dUOts and
down the street, and the wife, having the
" docs " in her pocket, walked the other
way, muttering to herself:
"Skipped otit Run away from his
family! Well, his old shirts will make a
mop worth twice the value of his whole
body! Now, [ want to see some one
grin in the face of this testimonial that /
raised him right off his heels!''-Detreit
Free Press!
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
On Her MUSCLE.

! Yesterday afternoon a chunk of a
| girl, aged about thirteen years, created
| a profound sensation at Fourth and
Walnut streets, and perfectly delighted
q large crowd for minute or two. She
was assisted in the matinee by a boot
black, who, although his own conduct
drew him into the game. was an unwili-
ing actor through at least part of the
affair. For some reason not material to
the history of the case the girl was
standing on the pavement with her head
stuck down into barrel. Along comes
the bOOt-black, and, seeing a chance fer
mischief he couldn't resist the tempta,
tloh, 60 he appended the girl into the
barrel. Her ladyship hOisted herself out
in considerable of a hurry, If not with
dignity, and, making a reach for the
bggt-black, Topped him over in the
street preparatory to business. Her
next move was to Snatch his box from
him, and the next was to commence
~Nqmping him over the head with il.
In YigOT with which the enraged fe.
malt Shacked that boy head was some
thing wonderful Each blow brought
an answer in the shape of blood and a
howl of pain. If it hadn't been for the
interference of a prominent gentleman
the boy would have been killed. As il
was the gentleman got his shins barked
to quite a sufficient extent for pleasure
by the stoutly clad hOOfs of the
thoroughly maddened girl Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
Had All the SKmntoms.

Squibbs' boy has been for some
months an inmate of law office in a
certain city which shall be nameless
He entered with the determination. as he
announced to his family, to become Sec
retary of State. There would seem to
be some probability of his succeeding,
to Judge from the following note sent the
other day to his anxious mother, who
had inquired why he did not come home
to see them oftener: 1.-The impossibility
of my absence will be readily apparent
when / convey the intelligence that my
senior principal is.at the current juncture
exhaustively engaged in the preparation
of voluminous series of intercalatory
interrogatories to be propounded to a
supposedly-recalcitran witness whose
testimony is of cardinal importance in
the initial stages of an approaching pre-
hminary investigation involving the most
momentous consequences.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
The Rjreetery Ma,

A writer in Chicago says: ssI meet
hhe, directory canvasser in my rounds
sIpd occasionally pluck few interestipg
secrets cut of him A weary. waywor3
wandorer he is et host. but this wear he
Is full Of Unspeakable -+rouble IFS
tough work, he remarked swabbing the
parspiracioa from his brow. tough
Tough work to get people to give Gp.'
'tilve up what?' | said, Give ND any
thing. said be; why, do YOU know there
arc whole rows of good families that trv
+. IN every way to dodge away from us, and
when they can't dodge US they go to the
company and almost go down on their
knees to have their addresses left out
What s the object?' quoth T. 'Blest if I
Know, said he, but can tell YOU have
lUst been offered, right here on Ohio
street, by lady,.a $40 bill to keep her
husbands address out of the directory
Maybe the husbands in debt, or THEY'RE
afraid of their granger cousins swarming
IN upon them at the conventions D0nf
know of course, all the reasons, but I
know it's like drawing eye-teeth to get a
name out of 'em. They make me feel
like a personal tax man. I've got to fish
up neighbors all the time, and poke into
family secrets Ike detective"
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14

Put on him an easy collar, having n
pair of reins attached, or add two pieces
TO 1ehgthCn the traces, and let a strong
man walk behind, holding these. After
h few minutes the leader may order the
man to pull the traces very gently, SO as
to press the collar but slightly at first.
In little time he may pull tighter,
while the leader keeps his eye ON the
colt, and if he shows any signs of finch
inc, let him order the traces to be slack
ened, and then gFad;tally drawn little
tighter, until the colt is seen to lean INTO
his collar. when the man who holds the
traces may use his whole force, for
short time only The traces must now
be slaCkcncd again, and the same course
gone over repeatedly, but stopping the
colt occasionally to gentle hlm, taking
care. however. to slack the traces just as
lac stops. and to turn little to one side
when startling each time while the man
pulls the opposite trnce.
After the exercise let him bC taken to
the cart or other vehicle for which he 1s
intended; allow him to smell and examine
it, then push it away and draw 1t up to
him several times, raising and lowering
the shafts until he takes no notice of the
noise or of the apparent difference when
raised and lowered. Now turn him
around and put him between the shafts;
rub them against his sides; push back
and draw up the cart, striking him behind
and on the sides with it, until he allows
himself to he knocked about by 1t, so
to speak. This will do for one days les
son. Next day let all his harness be put
on. leaving chains or straps to hang and
strike against him, while the whole of
the previous day. 5 lesson is gone through
step by step. Same ON third and fourth
DAYS. He may then be yoked or hitched
to the cart, and should have at least one
hours exercise in going up and down
hill, turning, etc First start on level
ground. If these directions are carried
out. the colt learns that the vehicle he
draws is not meant to hurt him, and he
will never try to kick it away or run off
from it.
Rules fer training:
l. N,ver try to beat q colt into doing
a thing, for if nervous, he may turn out
vicious horse and if stupid he may be-
come stubborn Remember, by patience
and Centlcuess he can be got to do any
thing that will not hurt him.
2. When the horse shows signs of shy
ing at an object, do not beat him, but
lead him up to it, allowing him to stand
and look. as he comes closer; and after
be examines it few times he will not
fear anything of the kind again. In
passing by hedges with colt throw in
stones and stop him until he takes no no
tice of the noise.
g. Before putting ON any article of har-
ness let your colt smell it, and then rub
against his head and body.
4. Always start horse with the voice,
never with a cut of the whip.-Farn9
and FjreSjde.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
Men and Women.

The opinion of men, roughly speaking.
is OF great mportnce-to women. and the
opinion of women, roughly speaking. is
of very little Importance to men; but
there Is just as much difficulty in being
Just on one side as ON the other, only the
difficulty is of a different kind, and shows
itself in a different direction. Miss Mar
tlPeau says in her autobiography
(specking of what she appears to have
known, at one time, at its very bcst) that
no relation is SO unsatisfactory rs that
between brother and sister. To the mind
of the present writer aUout as many in
stances of a happy sistcrly intercourse
occur as of almost any other not the OBJ
Ject Of choice; but unquestionably what
brothers and sisters need Is mutIiil JUS
tlce; and what men and women naturally
give each other Is something different.
And if we may speak with Che vtgueness
and eXaggeration which is necessary in
order to deal with such subject in a
small space, we should say that the way
in which the change in the position of
woman has affected the relation of two
sexes, is that whereas formerly man
looked ON woman as possible wife, he
now has to look at her also as an ideal
sister. She was being to be protected,
cared for, controlled She is person to
be met in the field of work and claim. In
such meditation we must expect some
dsc0rds. -
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14

A Cohstantinople lad fifteen years old.
destroyed himself for the love of a Girl
eleven years old, who, not requitting his
love, told him pettishly that ne miehtkilI
himself, perhaps after he had threa tened
to do so. He took dose Of cyanide cf
potassium and lay down in front of the
girls fathers house, having previously
addressed to her the following note:
My Dear Rosa: will have, by the
time you get this letter, faithfully
obeyed your command by killing myself.
You hated me, loved you still re-
main yours, w, H. Brace" The c rrcs
pOndent who narrates the incident ex-
claims; Poor lad! Unsympathetic
and worId-hardened old fellows laugh
at what they. sometimes call calf love-
But carly love is very Serious thing to
some young and politically sensitive ma
lures. Dante, we read, loved when he
was only nine y, as old, and 5urns and
Byron. were almost as precociuusly in
hammsble There are I,eope here who
take such measures of thing as to feel
Tess interest in the demise of the whole
Berry Ministry than in the early death
of this poor boy, VINO thus
Shook the yoke of unau>ricious stars
From this woTd-wearied nesls,' "
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
PASSING SMILES.


THE best trained team of oxen gangs
aft a-gee.
"a cHIEL amang ye takin' notes.
the pick-pocket.
Il TALK of there being no woff1eh can
ibals. Think of the poet laureate.
TIE good mother and the accessible
slipper always tf1ake spanking team.
THE Indians are ready to bury the
hatchet whenever the agents will give
them gun.
dCtRCtMstAECbs alter cases." said the
unsuccessful lawyer, hbdt my Gaze don't
alter my circumstances"
The hired girl who was called up at 4
. clock iii the morning thinks arose two
hours later would soufd qttlte ss sweet
THE Omaha Herad says a drink Of
Counsel Bluffs whisky will make a man
20 off to some secluded spot and -ob
himself
GEORGE: Yes, hanging is capital
punishment, especially when you're
hanging on some good looking girls
arm.
AN illinois girls toast; "The young
men of Anerica-their arms our sup
potters, our arms their reward; fall in
men, fall in"
DEADwooD obituaries state that the
deceased was of an unObtrusiye nature, "
when he didn't poke into more than
three fights a week.
EMMA: The only point of resemblance
between flowers and women, that we
are aware of, is that they both shut uT
when they sleep.
THE Arab horse is not broken until his
fourth year. that's why they differ
from teacups. But then Arab horse
are not washed by the average kitchen
girl.
The Norris own Herald asks, care
the great men weakeningT' Not any
weakening. Somebody has been lying
about u.s. by the way, Willis, how
do you think yOu feel?-Pec|s Sun.
CANT that lovely critter, JehnR
said Jerusha, as they stopped opposite a
leOpard's cage. Waal. yes" said John,
but then he's dreffuIly frcckled, amt
he?"
IT is believed that cats can b. made
tendSr hearted by playing soft, sad
Dlnsic to them, but how much easier it
is to hire a boy to chuck 'em of the
bridge.-DatrOit Free Press.
bHYsICtAF to government clerk
Well, what do YOU com! lain Off q.
c." Sleeplessness, doctor" Physician
-"At what time do you go to bed2' G.
Cob, I don't mean at night, but
during office hoursW
A LADY subscriber writes poem fOI
our paper which for private reasons we
must decline, She sqys: "H'he sun
shine is stealing my Youth end bgauty
away" Why don't you begin ali
action for petty larceny, you goose, you.
"WHY don't you tGtt1e in out of the
rain?'' said good hatured dominic TO
ragged Irishman "Sure it's av no con
sequence, yer titeteHce," feththed Pat.
"me clothes is so full of holes they won't
hold water"
A SOGTft3E rabet quotes gentle
lGan of the colored persuasion as sag Ing.
'NO, parsOn, prObly'll never git COur-
age to jine de church. When a poor
darkey's spiritual wiser takes him down
in the fibef and says, q eapsipe thee and
then ducks him under, it's time dat
daTkey looks after nisself. You DON'T
play none oh dem games on me, OLD
ttiaH"
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
SuperstitiOns of the Sea.

Old wives by the sea coast hold many
superstitiOns concerning the "hOllOw-
sounding and mysterious main" Thus
Dickens tells us that Barkis lin
gered in his lying until Ghe Gurn
of the tide. when. the tide going
out, Barkis went out with It, Iu New
England it is unlucky to kill pig in the
wane of the moon or at the ebbing OF the
tide; the pork will shrink Ii Ehe boiling
Water in the dinner-pot evaporates more
rapidly over the fire when the tide is
''dead low." It is unlucky to eat fish
from the head downward; it drives away
the fish from the shores To tell the
stage of the tide without going to the
beach, look in a cats eyes; the pupil of
every intelligent cats eye is enlarged
when the tide is at the flood Never
count catch of fish until the days
work, or sport, is done. Otherwise the
sport is spoiled. Similarly the seaside
farmer never counts his lambs until the
season for their dropping is over. But
it is not alone in rural comm unities that
men and women keep up customs and
rites founded on pagan supeTstitiOns.
Among the ancient Greeks and Romans
it was common custom for the bride
groom to give his bride, on the wedding
night. a considerable sum of money by
way of purchase of her person. From
this usage, no doubt, we have derived
the custom of making wedding presents,
under which so many people groan. The
ancient Saxons gave betrothal ring, or
other gift, which was called ga wed, "
and from which we have derived very
charming word Fifth avenue throws an
old shoe after the departing bride. Is
this because our sterneI forefathers or
dained that the bridegroom should tap
his new-made wife ON the head with his
shoe as a token Of her submission to her
lord?
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-07-14
Ii MORRISTOWN GAZETTE
Dangerous Ice Maior.

There is no more doubt that drinking
ice water arrests digestion than there is
that refrigerator would arrest per-
spiratiOn. 1t drives from the stomach
its natural heat, suspends the flow of
gastric Juice, and shocks and weakens
the delicate organs with which it comes
in contact. An able writer on human
disea-es says: Habitual ice water
drinkers are usually very habby about
the region Of the stomach. They com
plain that their food lies heavy on thai
patient organ, They taste their dinner
for hours after it is bolted They cult
vate the use of stimulants to aid dires
ton. If they are intelligent they read
upon food and what the physielogist has
to say about it-how long 1t takes cab
bage and pork and beef and potatoes and
other meats and esculents to 90 through
the process of assimilation. 1hcy roar
at new bread, hot cakes, fried meat, inn
agining these to have been the cause of
their maladies. But the ice water goes
rFtown all the same, and finally friends
are called in to take farewell look at
one whom mysterious Providence mas
called to CLINE wnere. asa fac rs is
known, ice water is not used, &The num-
bersat immortal beings who go hence.
70 oreturrl no more, On account of iniu
sdicious use of ice water, can hardly be
stimated.-PdlttmOre Sun.