The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1880-10-23
VOL. 5.
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VI ehe ioloneau
oye''
lampana - the best pedestrian in tne
world. lie has quit the business.
Everybody had chance to see me.
The conclaves was great success
MIG.
Mr.. B0nner's celebrated watch and
horse Rarus can stiil outfoot anything
IN the world.
Rye whiskey is said be to the favorite
drink at Saratoga Saratoga is great
fire-waterlpg-placc.
The sultan has SO much fear of assassi
nation that he has the locks OF his doors
changed once q week.
sitting Run who q in n starv;no cond;-
,io,, wsnts Dr Tannarta o,.,,,a ,.sas. nj
teach him how to fast,
Tba hoons Mr. panaa. -aoan.1,, oo
t,rad ~ Ra,sas I, hai;,.,sJ =.
dime.noyal~ In d;sa,,;sa
~
nni,mn tt,ts aa1 ~ s@,iIy n tna wan,as
Never tackle q green melon
Rupert's gathering golden sheayes.
An article in San Franeico paner.
describing st. I,ollis. saws. .tThe eitv is
we'll laid out.u II is intIsed-bv the late
census.
Prof. Mommsen has racovared bis
aouan;mitv and Is going SOON to ItaIv
fn renew his comics of aociant Roma in
scrintions
Er.cor p;oa - N,asso,nso.+s no.
accan, a5 The HONORARY chancelIorsI,,;n IF
Tn;an oailaoa a,,a ,,:;,i .iai;s,,r az ~. ~
~, an" ~tr oei'ei .ne
oo.A o'".
A Boston paper says that the "Rev
Murray - Wiidiy anxious TO pay ms
au s.,ass e ,a - ",,y r p.e'e1'ea ~ 'nS
"aho VI nohes' p,'ouo's'
Jenn hind, VINO lett the stage IN
| looo, IL stiti nats ano nearly. AS Mme'
and sonnawbat stont ladv with whits
/ hair She will he 20 venrs old in Oc.
tober.
can,;,o E,omor;on tba os,ro,oror
has been making balloon journey with
his wife. They started from Paris,
| travelled all night, and came down near
Rheims.
Thos. r. Gould, the American sculptor
living at Florence, has exhibited in Paris
his bronze statue of kamehameha, the
1rst king OF the Sandwien Islands. 1t IS
wh;cb w;l, ii,ara,lv In asfon;aI ~ % 1Sa nai;vas es
Of Honolulu.
1 par-af& Ia tf, oeora i,
an acsors, T,,nd son,at6ine Of ,hs ,nS h;ns
is much needed. The ties of every rail.
| road in the country are being worn out
by "busted" theatrical companies.
The Pope,s new Journal and organ,
the Aurora, started at Rome Jan. l.
1873, has reached circulation of 5000
anu Is now consiuerea hLmly estao-
;isnsu. as!s seonsiiou'eoV W Wy pe'sohase
~ .ne aU,1a'.
l. was WinahaIn Wtie, Wno' Wnen hel
nus1ana was was pfougn. nome lh1oA1catea ll11 a,l
qua, .nanAeo "ou ne ~A' NOV oiooo ieia
:,
~ may seen parauoAicai, pu' ~
lesei Ineless .lue nlaI iidn AZ canno
:. aao too 49, q oai Wv snoi' "it0'' i'o Si'ioAe
IL Soo ionS'
contemporary tells how TO utliizt
oio Ifult cans. dlve a BOY string ane
slrange uo8 anu he heeas no iurthe1
ins'ruc'ions.
A man out West was offered plate O.
macaron soup, but declined 1t, declaring
that they couldn't play OIL any bliet
pipe-stems on him"
"Do you love this girl better than yor
do her sister! was what Kansas clergy
man asked the young man who stood be-
fore him to be made husband.
A young man on Main street says he i.
going to attempt the feat of going forty
days without working. He says if hi.
: EMPLOYERS do not watch him he think he
can accomplish the task Rockland
Courier,
Eranob haons to be nrodnct;va raor;r,
he'd Of fairly rich soil. abont eighl
4
s;v inches anart and nd soon as thev mr.,