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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-10-06
Miss T. Westphal

Keeps on hand large and well
sorted stock of MILLINERY, FANCY
GOODS and ZEPHYR WOOL, opposite
the Union Hotel, between Second
and Third North streets.
NEW ULM, MINI.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-10-06
How the FOoler Was Fooled.

ONE party on the West Hill did not
make much by fooling his wife. When
he went home late, Waiting until after
twelve o'clock so as to play the joke,
he rang the door bell, and answered
April fool" when she appeared at
the door. His wife laughed over the
joke, and it was soon forgotten. About
two o'clock in the morning our friend
was awakened by his wife, who in.
formed him that there was something
wrong with the horse at the barn. She
held the lamp while he went out to see.
As soon as he had gone q short dis
lance, he smelled q mice'' and re.
turned to find the door locked. He
knocked, pounded, kicked, but it did no
good. He went around to the bedroom
window and could hear his wife breath.
ing regularly, as though quietly sleep
Ing. He could not 20 down town for
he was en- dishabills. Finally, tapping
on the window he gently called.
'Dear!''
Eyes,"
Let me in!''
evil you promise never to try to
April fool me again?"
Eyes"
Will you get me that new bonnet7'
Eyes"
There was turning of bolts, and the
man, who had gone home happy with
the thought Of fooling his wife, passed
in and retired. But we will wager that
the party who informed us will die il he
Is found out. B,trlinqton Hawkeye.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-10-06
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The Legislature Of Massachusetts
has just granted . site Of land worth
GIG, 900 for the Boston Public Library
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-10-06
Wanted Information.

Ar eleven o'clock the other night .
policeman on Beaubien street came
upon q man pounding vigorously on the
door Of dwelling-house, and he asked
what he wanted there. The FOUNDER
was pretty we'll set up. He descended
the steps, went close up to the officer,
and softly whispered in his ear:
"Ns my-my own abode. and I
w-want to get in"
"But why don't you call outp" asked
the blue coat.
'.B-bscause Idon't want to g-give my
self away. 1 want to get into the
house b-before the jawing commences.
want my wife to think il g s-somebody
else." -..., ~a
swell, go ahead; but don't arouse
the neighbors." .... .s...e.....
The officer sauntered on, but in about
ten minutes he encountered the tipsy
citizen on the other side of the block.
The man was thoroughly drenched with
cold water, and had lost his hat.
Hello! didn't you get imp"
"N-not quite.'' D.. ..-..
"Couldn't aw.: Ken your wife, ehp''
"Thc t-troub!c was" whispered the
man, as a big shivcr galloped over him,
"the t-trouble was that she was awake
all the t-time!' ..s
"And she deluged you from a second
story window?''
"1Im not 'zactly clear as to wheth-
er it was q thunder-shower or only a
pitcher of w-water, and 1 thought I'd
h-hunt you up and ask you if th-thun-
der showers ever come in the night,
and if lightning ever knocks q p.perfect
gentleman off his own or-stepsp'-
Detroit Free Press.
In relation to the tuberose bulbs
otter blooming, the Gardeners Chroni-
Gle says if after Towering they are
placed under stage in winery, with
out other water than the moisture of
the house, they will by the end Of April
throw up their flower spikes from
young tubers formed Immediately upon
the top or crown of the old ones, and
from the union of which-whcn the
plants have received o thorough water
ing and otherwise are subject to a grow
ing temperatures profusion of roots
will emanate. Later the plants should
receive suitable shift to a small pot,
and each individual flower will expand
In the most satisfactory manner.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

POSITIVE REsULTs.-There are mum
erons remedies that cure sometimes and
become trusted AS useful. hut none have
v e proved SC efTectual-cured so many
and such remarkable eases AS Dr.
Ayers medicine.
The Cherry pectoral has restored
great numbers Of patients who were be-
lieyed TO be hopelessly affected with
consumption.
Ague Cure breaks up chills and fever
quickly and surely.
Ayers Compound Extract OF Sarsa-
parilla e~radicates ~scrofula and impuri-
ties Of the blood, cleanses the system
and restores II TO vigorous health. By
its timely use many troublesome disor-
ders that cause n decline of health ARE
expelled or cured.
Ayers pills and their effects are too
well known everywhere 10 require any
Communications from MS here.-Scrdn-
ton Pal Times.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

A gentleman made up his mind that
lac would give his wife a pleasant sur.
prise by Spending the evening At hOEs.
Alter supper bs settled down t0T = e0zy
tine ia the basom u his family. lie
had no more than Comfortably hIsd
himself when bis wife abruptly asked
Lim II bis friends didn't want lin any
longer. Then his mOtherlRIAw asked
him if his credit MAS exhausted. The
servant asked him II he was III. One Of
the neighbors asked him If be had any
trouble and was afraid Of the law. All
Of which occurred in twenty minutes,
for in exactly half an hour he was he,
yond questioning range within the walls
Of the club.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

IL his sermon las; sunday morning,
lIeecllef became very much cxcittluyer
the notion OF God conveyed hy tie Cal
whistle faith. lie advanced 10 the
edge Of his pulpit and cried. al tell
you brethren emplatically and unde.
niably that the Calvinistic creed Is
hideous in its idea of an Almighty
God. In IL God is made npulsiyc,
~despicablc and dastardiy in the extreme
No one Of its thousands Of minister.
believe Il word Of their orthodox thro.
logical training, which teaches that
God is a merciless being, who bring
millions Of men into earth only Ia semt
them to everlasting hell IL they do no,
live up to the letter Of their creed. Il
the ministers of the Calyinistic cree,
profess belief in their work they profcs,
10 n lie. II ANY minister does beliey,
In the doctrines, he Is some stin old
lightning-rod man, who spends his lii,
in his pulpit, and decent know his con
gregation, nor do his congregation
know him.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

THERE seems 10 be some mystery
about the shooting OF Lieut.. Governor
Robinson at Robinson's camp. The
particulars so far heard are these: There
was a dispute about the POSSESSION OF u
mine there, and u guard had becu
placed 10 watch ii. Governor Robin.
son aud the manager Of the mine went
10 IL after dark. The guard not Z
iizing them and not hearing IN answer
Ia the inquiry, WIN they were, fired, lie
says, into the rock overhead. COY.
Robinson fell, shot ia four places; lie
Is still living. but the wounds are Ice.
licvtd TO bc fatal. The fac, that there
has been trouble between the miners
and manager during the last week, tile
guards story aud the peculiarly of the
wounds makes the theory that it was
accidental, unsatisfactory.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

GEN. GRANT aud Minister Romero.
Of Mexico, attended service on SUNDAY
IN Beecher's church, Brooklyn. The
congregation became aware Of the pres.
cnce of the distinguished gentlemen aud
remained in their seats after the bcnc-
diction and doxology. Mr.. Bccchcr
informed the people that the services
were ended, and asked that they lcayy.
the church. There was yet no mani
fcstatiOn of disposition on the part Of
the congregation Ia leave before Grant
and Romero. Mr., Becchpr then said:
This house is for the worship Of Goa,
not of man." and appealed Ia the as.
sembly to disperse. The seats being
still retained, Grant and Romero left,
and were quickly followed by the whole
congregation.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

PRELIMiNAR steps have been taken
IN Chicago for the formation Il "a cen-
trail land league. the purpose being Ia
assist in the defense Of pdinell aud his
confrerees ia Ireland and 10 encourage
the land agitation Of that country. y
committee Of nine Irisiimen aud
Americans was appointed 10 rclort
next sunday on organi1 ition. Thepltn
is 10 have clubs formed IN each wand II
the city, all being tributary 10 Que
central body and through7frese branches
10 raise money 10 bc forwarded at once
To Ireland. Considerable ytal WAS
manifested and a substantial aud will
doubtless result.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30
Mo,her., Mo,hsrsu Mo,h.rsm

Are you disturbed Mt night and bro
ken OF your rest by u sick child suffer
ing and crying with the circulating
pain OF cutting teethp IL so, go ut
one and get n bottle Of MRS. WINS.
LOWS SOOTHING SYRUP. Ii
will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm.
neutrality-suspicious. upon it; there is no
mistake about 1t. There is not a
mother on earth who has ever used 1t
who will not tell you Mt once that IL
will regulate the bowels, and give rest
To the mother, and relief and health to
the child, operating like magic. 1t is
perfectly safe to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is the pre-
scription Of one of the oldest and best
female physicians and nurses in the
United States. Sold everywhere; %
cents n bottle. ian0-eodsw-ly
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

1T is announced in 81. Louis an good
authority to-day that the control Of the
Missouri, Kansas u Texas railway
company is 10 pass into the hands of
the Missouri Pacific company. The
Mexican extension Of this company
has been put under contract from
Fort Worth 10 Laredo, cn Tia Mexican
border, "A distance Of $50 miles. The
line over this distance is to bc u nrst
class line Of the standard gnlgc, and
t. be laid with steel rails. The entire
charge OF the construction has bean
conided To Mr.. \. a. Talmadgc, uf
-, Louis, now the general manager of
the Missouri Pacific railway.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

BoAsIIAa, who has been some months
Ia the Kansas City Jail, has pleaded
guilty TO being one Of the Glendale
train robbers; he gave the details Of the
crime and the names Of six Of the per
~pctrators. In consequence Of his rrve-
~lation, Talley and Rose. Of I~ndcpcnd-
ence, have been arrested rs participant 3.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

A LARGE land meeting was held At
Sligo, ON Sunday; Dayiit, Dillon and
Sexton were present. Two bottles Of
gunpowder were found under the plat
form before the meeting.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

HASLAN has issued a challenge 10
Iaycock. offering 10 row him for Goo
aside, IIanlan to chose the course and
the match IL he made on Monday,
otherwise Hanlan will sail in December.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

In Congress Hall, Saratoga, a few
summers ago, q hotel thief slipped into
a room in the early morning, just after
lie had seen an old gentleman go out of
the room and down the corridor. While
the thief vas gathering in his uneonsid-
cred trifies on the bureau, the old gen.
tlemAn's son. who was In bed in the
room, awoke and demanded what he
was doing. The fellow had been
watching hIn in the mirror and saw his
ewes open; so when the young man
looked up, the thief was quietly arran-
ging his neektie at the mirror with an
air of easy unconeern. Turning with
apparent surprise, he exclaimed: "Why,
good heavensl ] have got the wrong
room. had just been out, leaving my
chum in bed, ard came back 10 arrange
my collar, and here l have stupidity
Numbered into another persons room,
| beg your pardon; | thought you were
Charley. Excuse me; I'm very sorry
-" and having bowed himself
out Of the room while speaking, he van.
ished. And when the young man goi
up he found that his diamond studs had
also vanished. Later In the day tn,
thief was captured at another hotel
That was Jim Stanley, u well known
one.of his class.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

UNREQUTTED love caused Carrie
Hines, Of Paramount, Ills aged twenty,
Ia throw herself before a passenger
train. She was Instantly Killed.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

The officers and directors Of the
Chicago, Texas aud Mexican railroad
have been at Dallas, Texas, psrfecting
arrangements for the rapid perfection
OF the road.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

The voltaie Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.
viii send their celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts TO the afflicted upon 80
days trial. Speedy cures guaranteed.
They mean what they say. Write to
them without delay. dl7-d&w1y
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30
Card

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscrctions Of youth. nervous weak
ness. early decay. loss OF ,&c., I will
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This great remedy was dis
covered by n missionary IN south America.
send "a s~elf-addrcsscd envelope Ia the R<v.
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mytdwiy
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

Samuel II. Irwin, of Ute Creek, Col
fax Co., New Mexico. says:-fhe "On-
ly Lung Pad" has done more for my
wife than all the gallons Of Cod Liver
Oil, French OF American, she has taken
or all the Doctors Medicines she has
used. See Idr.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

DIR. Kline's Great Nerve restorer is
the marvel Of the age for all nerve dis
eases. All fits stopped free. Send to
93l Arch street, Philadelphia, Penn.
octIdaw-ly.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

~AdUatisers rIl make nots of the
"a fad that The LEADER has a ldrga
circulation than any othsr paper pub
Ilshsd IN WyomiR1.9
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30

q. ~.4nL-inod Il 20 long. rs hgriI s.ifn-
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II affords by Its timely use In sudden at
tacks.
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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-11-30
Ayers Cherry PectoraI,
For Diseases Of the hroai and Lungs. such
As Coughs, Colds HhoOplhs Cough,
Bronchitis, ASTHMA, and
coNSJ MPTIoN.

The few compost.
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OF mankind and be-
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words. anon not
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-16
The Indian Census.

WASHINGTON. September 10. - The
work Of taking the census Of the Indians
OF the United States will DO commenced
October !. under the supervision OF
Major John W. Powell, Director OF the
Bureau Of E.hnoloRy Of the Smithsonian
Institute, assisted by Colonel Garricksr
Mallory. R. L. Packard. h. W. Hen
shaw, q. D. Human and Clay Msosuly.
The county has been subdivided into
four divisions and . special agent
assigned to superintend the work In
each Of them. To Clay Macauly has
been assigned the task OF taking the
census Of oil the scattering Indian tribes
located in States east Of the Mississippi
river. Louisiana and Texas. Packard
has been assigned to the division which
includes Indian Territory. New Mexico
and Arizona. Henshaw attends to
California, Nevada. Oregon. Colo
RADIO, and Wyoming. Montana,
Idaho, Utah and Washington Terri
tories. Human will enumerate all the
Sioux Indians found In the States Of
Minnesota and Nebraska. and In Dakota
and Montana Territories. Mallory will
remain at Washington and su~perintsnd
the work OF special agents. The census
will include the enumeration by approx.
innate ages, vital statistics collected by
United States surgeons located on the
different reservations. educational sta.
tistics collected by government teachers.
and industrial statistics gathered BY spe-
cial agents. It 10 intended to have In
dian Agents at sixty different agencies
throughout the country to take the cen.
sus under the immediate supervision Of
the special agents. Powell estimates
that more than thrss.hfths Of the Indi-
ans are ON reservations engaged In In.
dus,risl pursuits, and with ucotss. Hs
spprshends no trouble in taking the GEN.
sus. Two-Hfths Of the Indians do not
habitually remain OF reservations, but
most OF them report periodically at the
agencies, 20 that eventually an accurate
enumeration Of these rowing tribes can
be obtained. In the case Of . few Indi-
ans who do not report to the agencies
men will be selected to visit them in
their camps and obtain the desired In.
formation. The work will necessarily
BE- slow. aud six months will probably
end before Il 10 completed,
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-16
The Arch.

bssssdors were present. The Arch.
bishop OF Toledo oficiated.
LONDON. September lo.-The Oldham
cotton spinners have resolved to run
their mills only four days o week.
About f70, 900 in gold was purchased
yesterday for New York.
The St. Legsr stakes were won ny
Robert the Devil ; Hypolita second. aud
The Abbott third. Twelve horses ran.
BERLIN, September l5.-waddinston
has requested the German Government
to officially contradict Herr Won Buhler's
assertions regarding him. II Is reported
at Paris that Waddington has challenged
Won Buhler.
An Italian emissary Is expected at
Friederichruho. to sound Prince Bis
msrck relative to the entry Of Italy into
the Austro-G German alliance.
Prince Bismarck has been definitely
appointed Prussisn Minister Of Trade
and Commerce; Herr Won Boettischsr.
Supreme President Of the Province of
Schlesweig.H olstsin. has been appointed
Secretary OF the Home Department.
Tbs Court Of Appeals rejected the re-
quest OF Count Henry Won Arnim for q
suspension OF the sentence OF imprison-
msnt during his appearance before the
Supreme Court to answer to the charge
Of treason.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-16
Convention Of Repubrlcan clubs.

INDIANAPOLIS. September 10. - The
Convention Of Republican Clubs met at
II O'Clock a. NJ. yesterday. 7. n.
Nichols, OF Wisconsin, was chosen tenn
porary Chairman. Over 800 delegates
were preseut. representing eighteen
States, including Colorado. Committees
on Credentials. Permanent Organization,
Rules Of Order and Addresses were
appointed. aud Q recess was taken until
4 P. n.
The Convention In the afternoon
elected the following permanent officers:
General ]. R. G. Pitkin. Of Louisiana.
President; j. @. Potts. OF Ohio, General
A. D. Straight. Of Indiana. and Fred.
Douglas, Of New York, Vice Presidents.
An address and platform were adopted,
addressed to the Republicans OF the
Union. It IL the strongest possible
Endorsement OF the Chicago platform
and the principles OF the Republican
party. Il sets forth that treason 10
wearing the mask Of Democracy today
and attempting to accomplish what 1t
failed In during four years OF bloody
war. The Democratic party is arraignsd
for its notification crimes in O manner
forcible and argumentstive. The Con-
v~snlion appointed q National Committee
OF two from each State. with beadquar.
tors at Chicago. Of whichlFranklin NC.
V.agh, OF Illinois, 10 Chairman, and T.
n. Nichol, OF Wisconsin, Secretary.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-16
Siorrs At San Francisco.

SAN FRlScrsco. September l6.-Ths
finest audience ever gathered within the
walls OF the Grand Opera House assem-.
bled there last evening to listen to an
Grafton on campaign topics from q Re-
publican standpoint by the Hon. Emory
A. Storrs, OF Chicago. The spacious
auditorium was packed from orchestra to
dome; the doorways. Hobbies, stage and
wings were crowded; the boxes and
dress.circles were occupied by ladies In
such numbers that the house presented
the appearance OF o successful opera
house. P. B. Cornwall called the meet.
log to order. General Miller was called
to the chair. and with Q few remarks 10.
troduced Mr.. Storrs. who kept the audi
epce during the evening vibrating be.
tween bursts Of applause and roars OF
mlrth with bis flights OF eloquencs and
sallies Of wit. The meeting was by far
the most brilliant OF the campaign.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-16
Carson aud Colorado Railroad.

The Carson Times Of last evening has
the following in regard to the Carson
and Colorado Narrow.gaugo Railroad;
1.-THE surveyors have returned from
their recent extended trip over the line
and are busy working up their isld
notes. Grading has been entirely com.
pletsd to the second crossing OF the
Walker river. sixty miles from the
Mound House. or nearly one-half the
entire distance to Candelaria, and to a
point twsnty.sight miles this side OF the
proposed point OF intersection OF the
Bodis wagon road and the railway at the
southern end OF Walker Lake. Five
bridges have already been completed.
The first Is ninety feet long, over what
Is known az Birdsall's ditch, one mile
south Of Dayton. The next is 200 feet
long, thrown over the Carson river ut
Dayton. over Ell Dorado canyon,
across the river from Dayton, Is another.
thirty feet in length. One OF similar
length has been built over Whitman
canyon, eighteen miles beyond Dayton,
and one forty-fve feet long over
Churchill canyon. four miles further on.
Three more bridges will be required be-
fore Churchill canyon a be passed;
two In Mason Valley. before crossing
the Walker river; two after crossing tae
same stream and two over the Walker
itself. A large force Of laborers 10 now
at work grading along the shores OF
Walker Lake. The work 10 light and
rapid progress Is being made. 1t 10 con
tidently expected that the line will be
completed through to Candelaria before
the end Of the present year."