The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-07-27

u""e. "ie" ", o"i my Ioiiy proved "a
be visiom. Two bottles cured a~r .h- /.
nov - sell anil strong A. any man, w,i-
folly pays.-W. H.. Dttroi, Mieh.-E,.
ffe~.
SpoopendyAs's Bathing Suit.
BTS"ki.u M York EsgI-
My Dear. observed Mr.. SpNpen-
kyle. looking up from his paper, IL
think | would b. greatly benefited
this summer bv sea baths Bathing
in the surf j. nm excellent tonic. and
il You will make me up a suit and
one FIR yourself. If you like. we'll 20
down often aud take dip in the
waves"
The very thing" smiled Mrs.
Sp0l'endyk-: YOU certainly need
something to tone tou up. and there's
nothing like salt water. think III
make mine Of blue funnel, AMI, let
me see. y"urs ought to he rel. NV
dear"
81 don't think YOU caught the
exact drift Ut INV remark" retortesl
Mr.. SPoopendyke. Il didn't say I
was going into the opera business. or
that | Was going u hire out u some
cnuntry village ~ a confayraiiou.
My plan was to go in swimming.
Mrs. SPponpeniyke. to ~ in swim
ming. and not grow up with the
country aS a cremation furnace. You
can make ypars Of blue it you want
il. hut ven dou't make mine Of red.
that's alt.
There's j pretty shade Of yellow
flannel"
"Mnst individually. Mrs. Spoonpen-
dyke but il you think l am goirg to
masquerade around Manhattan Bach
In tie capacity of a ham, you haven't
vet seix-,l NV idea ! don't appre-
hend ihst l shall here6t by the
waters any Nor. BY going around
lUDking like u Santa Cruz rum barrel
What want Is II bathing suit. and
il you cant get one up wi,hou, MAX
ing me knk like n Fulton street car
iii gu and buy something tn suit me. F"
would you wsnt it all in one
piece. or do you want pants aud
blouse
IL want suit easy tn get in and
out Of I'm no, particular about fol-
lowing the fashion. Make up some-
thing neat. plain AMI substantial.
but doo'' stick any fancy colors into
it. | want il modes; AMI service
able"
Mrs. Spoopeadyke make up the
suit. under the guidance Of a lady
friend. whose amt had told her how
il should he constructed. II was in
one piece. and when completed was
rather startling garment,
I'LL try it ON Tonight" sail Mr.
SpoOpend, Ike. cycling il askance when
it was handed him.
Before retireing Mr.. Spoopendyke
examined the suit. and then began 10
get into it.
''Whv didn't you make some legs
to it, What dye want tn made it Nil
arms far?" he inquired. struggling
around I" see why il didn't come up
behind.
You've got it On sideways" ex-
claimed Mrs. SpU,pendyke. You've
gut one leg into the sleeve"
1--WE got to get il on sideways.
There amt any top TO it. Don't you
know enough to put the sr,.s up
where they belong. What I've think
am. anyhow? A star fish? " here
Hoes this leg g","
Right in there. That's the place !
for that leg"
Then where's the leg that goes in
his hole?"
why. the other leg" |
The measly thing is all legs. !
Who'd vou make this thing tor-me ,
What dye take me fora centipede d. |
Who else is going To get in here
With me? ] want sometnsiv else. I
int twins I cant Gil this business
~. What dye call il, anyways
amily machine ?"
Those other places amt legs
hey're sleeves"
What are they doing down there
Why aim, they up here where they
'eIong: What are they there for.
Sp"se I'm going tn stand
a my head to get my arms in those
loles ,"
Il don't think vou go, it IN right"
Mrs Snopendyke. 1T
,oks twisted"
That's the way you told me. You
aid. Put this leg here. and that one
here, and there they are. Now
here DIES the rest Of me go?"
81 made it aec"ding t. the pat
.rn." sighed Mrs. SpooDendvke.
III have. my arms aud legs jsmmedi
J the small Of nv hack AMI my arms !
uck in my hips; then i'm nc. What
ID yuu take f"r a pattern. q crab
There'd you 6nd the lobster vou c
AIDE this from? S'po-e I'm going
to the water on all ours! l told b
~ I wanted a bathing suit. didn't
Did | say anything about a chair I"
ver." v
IL think il van take il IL and try ,
Old over again. it'll work, " Reasoned a
~; Spoapendyke. .
oh of Curse. I've only got to =
Imor the gsstsd thing. That's all p
wants" and Mr.. Spoopendyke went {
It again. s1d reversed the original "
Ter Of dispnsing Of his limbs. i.
u,t you now ?" he howled. That's !.
= way Won meant it to CD. What's Il,
BEE things Topping around herer =.
'Those are the legs. I'm afraid"
d Mrs. Spoopendyke. dej-cteslly. "
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