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TO.lIORR0XI.

nUNCANsON BROS. Anctionesrs.
THREE STORY AND Attic BRICK DWELLING
ON NORTH SIDE OF STR hET, BETWEEN
TENTH AND ELEVENTH STREETS
On THURSDAY AFTERNOoN, DECEMBER -
p, Al 80 o'CIot X, we will sell, in front of IN
rear of Lot 2, square Sat, containing about D. 500
fgqare feet imp,9yed BY three.story and attic
Stable in This property is in the center Of the
city, being convenient to the avenue and all lines Of
street cars,
Terms: One third cash balance one and two
years. potes to bear per cent interest, and to be
secured by deed of trust on premi $685. deposit of
800 required at sale.
nov24-6t DUNCANSON BROS, Aucts.
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N UCTION SALE OF d. c. RAILWAY STOChS
Wewill offer Tor sale at public auction on FRIDAY,
DECEMBER 3, 1886, AT TWELVE O'CLOCK u. at our
sale srooms. southeast corner 9th and d sts north
vest in this city, rs Shares of the Capital StJc of
the Anacostla and Potomac River Railway Com
pany OF the District OF Columbia, and Shares of
the Capital Stock of the Columbia Railway Com
pany, Of said district.
Terms cash. DUSCANSON RRO3
hoVZi -o&Gs Aucticneers.
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MERCHANTS AND MIN q b .

TRANSPORTATION COMPANY
OUTSIDE LINE Of STEAMERS BETWERN
BALTIMORE and NEW YORK,
sailing days from Baiumors-Eyery TEDNES-
sPesr's Wharf, tnear foot 9 Gay st-)
From Ne~ York-Every WEDNESDAY and Sat
GhDAf, st ,. N. from Pier 90, k.st River, (nsal
foot Clinton st.
Eesaat PASSENGER accommodations Lowest
rates freight guaranteed.
Rates OF passsseF1rst class, IS, including meals
end staterocIa berth. SteersSe. ca meals II d.
Cred. Sc per meal
a. L. BU43iNe, Agt.,
Boston Wharf, BALTIMORE. Md
GEO. H GLOVER, AVt.,
te25-ly Pier -. EAST ETVER NY.
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y H. WARNER. Real Estate Auctoneer.


1hTsTEEs, SALE OF A DESIRABLE FRAME
DNELLING, BEING NO. 223 c STREET
BY, virtue of two certain deeds of trust. -
6st.d rasp cti fely the 10th day OF October, f:S3
y. 1876. ard toe 9Th. day of April, A. D. .lMA
1879. and duly recorded Ia L;bers No s32 and No
got, at fohos 285 and 452 Of the land records Of
tie District of Columbia, and at the written re-
quest Of the party secured thereby, We shall SELL
IN frSnt Of the premises at public auction, on
TUESDAY, THE 14TH DAY OF DECEMBER, A. q.
1851. At ocLocK p, NJ. the following desert
real estate, situate in the city OF Washington D. c..
ard being Part OF lot eight o. in square hun
az point on North street distant xteea tl6}
feet two % inches from the northeast corner of
said LOT. running thence weat sixteen 40 feet two
60 inches; thence south one hundred and twenty
hve O2s) feet; thence east sixteen 40 feet two
GU inches; and thence north one hundred and
twenty-five Q25) feet to the place OF beginning,
together with the improvements, etc.
Terms One third cash, balance i'll six and twelve
annum from day OF sale, and secured by deed OF
trust on the pro- erty sold or all cash. at the OPP
ton OF purchase. COnVeyancing at cost Of pur-
chaser. The terms OF sale must be complied with
within seven days, otherwise the trustees reserve
the right to resell at the risk and cost Of the de-
fattiIg purchaser.
GEORGE JGENEMANN, rrr..oo,
JOHN l.. NOGT, trustees.
nova % 5ao9 4
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+ .OUISIANA STATE LOTTERY.
This is the e'lly Lottery eUer u0e on ana endorsed
bythe people Of any State.
UNPRECEDENTED ATTRACTION.
OVER HALF A MILLION DISTRIBUTED,

L0HtStNHU DNfe IOtteTV OOntp0nVs
This institution was regularly Incorporated BY
the legislature of the state for educational and char
liable purposes in 1868 for the term OF
tWenty-five years, to which contract the in
yioble faith of the state is pledged which pledge
has been renewed by overwhelming popular
vote, securing its franchise In the constitution
adopted December I'd, A. d. 1872 with capital of
ST. OOO 600, to which 1t has since added o reserve
fund of over $3.50, GOO.
ITS GRAND SINGLE NUMBER DRAWINGS
Will take place monthly.
1t NeUer Scales or PoStpoHes.
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61ENARD LINE.
~ NOTICN
LANE ROUTE.
TIE CUSARD STEAMSHIP COMPANY LIN
Between New York and Liverpool, Call.
rpo,I Ing At Cork Harbor,
Algeria Wed Dec IBothnia. Wed, Dec. %
scythia We'd, Dec. 81 Parthia. We'd, Jan. 5
batavia We'd. Dec Is Scythia Wed. Ian. IL
Sslis go Wed. Dec 70 Batavia Wed, Jan. 19
And syery wednesday from New York.
- RATES OF PASSAGE
-, CSC slDO gold, according 20 accommodations.
Tickets to Paris, SIS gold additional.
Return tickets on favorabis terms.
SteersSe az very low rates St6erage tickets from
llSerpooI ana Queenstown. and an other parts Of
Europe, q. lowest rates
Through bills Of laden siven for Belfast, Glasgow,
Hayre, Antwerp and other ports on the Continent
end for Mediterranean ports
For freight and Fassase apply 1T the Oompany's
ONCE, No. Bowling Green, both steersge and
cabin to OTIS BIGELOv 4 CO.. COS 9TH street.
Washington, Dc,
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Inc first class steamers o this line 'AWsteS-
Ham" wv A. Scholten," ''.SQtterds.n up "a
lard" ''Schiedar17" and 'aiass"-carrsins the o.
s. Mail to the Netherlands, leave watson's Stores
Brooklyn, regularly WEDNESDAYS. First
Cabin-SGO. so; Second Cabin-Si5, $50; Steer
aze-S26- H CAZAUX. General Agent. az South
William street, New York. For passage apply to
W. g. NEIZEROTT l. CO., S25 Pennsylvania
avenue, Washington; or +. II. JOHNSON, Agent
avenue and 18th street northwest au91
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Look at the following distributions
Grand Prone aadc Concert,
During which viii take place the
18TH GRAND MONTHLY
And the
EXTRA ORDINARY SEMI NNCAL Ira W.
fIG,
AT EEW ORLEANS, TUESDAY, DECEMBER
l4IH, 1885,.
Under the personal supervision and management Of
Gen. G. T. BEACREGARD, of Louisiana,
and Gen. JUBAL A. EARLY, of Virginia.
nAprraT DRIVE Ohm mn
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DOMESTIC and FOREIGN EXCHANGE. mani
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
FO3 TIE LADIES.

q neN hur,t,.r mn totfnm d a -kIrt n hand
~ - r ,i ,,',, 80. 80, -, ,,'...
81 uer,,,',, 49, ,.nt,,,,.,nt g. sn.r- n, ty,,
49,. s " " ~
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s..,t,.'',..'d -, ,.',,, 4. tx,, /. o ,!,s,rcrcw,
- - ,..,.h ...,i. ,,salt Inn. i. made of
,..,.r. . ,.,,.r 20, nn I,rhr lay .at,n m vii
.,,.,.' -, ,.,r. I'D ,.,b.,,iv :. ho .,o.. moi
- ',s -. ,.... - ,,. St., AMI Oft.
s. ~" ", $500 ~, ~ ''"'., ''e -,
w 80 80 " III, ~" ,-.h'... 81 loo. and uusl;n
'o'n' w .''' ~, y - n , :, - ~, ,.n,i~ g.,
VIZ. , ,.'.,t ,h. 80 .,.,,r,, =. .,.tnIlv
w -. IT. i,s' I'll - bi.p-,nr :o ~.
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The pres- Of the st-'e will readily re-
member Slater Snnk-y and iitil- Henry.
slater 5 ,nk-v with her .iu-h-nd, pntii-h-d
the H"li-n E terpr-s. They -"id Il GU,
on nccount oi S,nk-y's health and went ic
WISCONSIN. S,nk~v died. Soon after lit
Il. H+n,y's soul took w.ng. for the -p,rit
world. >i-I.r S,nK~y Was left alone. The
press of Missouri sympsrhiz- with thu
lone widow in her ber-avment and trusted
m 4 she found consolation In communiny
with her NJ .ker.
Mrs. S,nk-v il now in X .as City, ~n.'
Is 10 h-. an October y 1850. married To =.
Mr.. K .binson, Of ~. Clair ..r Bates county.
l. IL raid th-t X .hin-on Is seventy one
wears old and il 80 rich that i, mskes him
-,oop -shouldered To carry hIs ~e.it.
around.
Let the nessp,p"r men sisnd up and
drink bumper Z" X ,bin-on and his blush
ing bride.
Will Eugene Field, Of the Kansas City
Times, ling a palm.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
M1sTAK1NG THE CANDIDATES.

"Well, well," said an old farmer,
as he looked at the political banner,
II never 'sposed that Sam jenkins
and Ike Peterson would get their pic
lures painted and hung up here. l
knew they wuz getting along middling
well. but l declare, that 'sprises me-"
but YOU are mistaken" interrupt
ed a bystander, Those are not Jen-
kins' or Peterson's pictures"
"Well, l guess know. They
lived up in our neighbOrhood nigh
onto fifteen years. Collaborating
scampS. both ON EN-"
why, my friend, the pictures are
Of Garfield and Arthur, Republican
presidential candidates"
"You don't say so. Well, if they
amt the orneryest looking critters l
ever saw" and he logged upon his
wagon and went his way, internally
vowing that he never would vote for
men who looked 80 much like jenkins
and Peterson.
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Matrimonial.

The rumor that Susan 3. Anthony
and SamI j. T,Iien are about I" be
married j. said to be a republican
campaign lie.
'rhe BAzOo is tolerahly creiibiy in
E II that a very popular young
geEi !enan of this city. who is a pri-
vafe In one Of the militia clubs of
this city. will he united in marriage.
with a Sedalia soci .ty heile OH th,.
first inst. SD mote Z, be.
The Sixth street beau, who intend
ed 10 get MARI. soon. inf'-ms a
BAzoO reporter that the tving Of the
holy knot is de. .aied ''"ff" for the
pr. sent. She saw him marching in
the Garfield procession, and AS she is 4
Hancocker, she inform-d him that she
could not fold to her pslpitator any
husband whose arms are wound rouni
De Gnlyer.
Miss Belle Snedaker AIT, Mr..
CharIia Carlson. at Denver, will b-
uni.ed in the holy bunds at ma'ri-
. my in this CITY on next Tuesday.
ar. Carl."o fnrmerlv clerked for
Mrriz Il Hale in this city. AMI Is new
salesman Ia one Of the largest D-nve'
drug stores. The coupl- have large
circle of friends in this CITY, who viii
furnish them ~ilh congratulations and
wedding presents when they 60.
Have you seen that '.lovers
chair" mt Mclaughlin & Galbreaihs !?
It's daisy. les an adjustable one,
bv silfin. down on which the couple
are. nv the machinery Of the chair.
thrown up in the immedii'e neigh
borhood Of each other and cupid gets
his work in on them Several c,uples
who have been married recently had
ih-ir cnuraxe showed uD 10 the point
Of terminating courtship by mari
age. by merely sitting ON this chair.
Old p-trifi.d bachei"rs, "ssii-d. bald
h AIDED and crusiy old wid"wers have
been induced To draw the Cap of mat
rimony over their hairless heads BY
merely sitting ON this chair.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
AN EASY PLACE.

There are thousands of Young men
to-day who are looking for places of
employment in the hope of finding one
that is easy. They may perhaps have
passed many opportunities where a
situation could have been obtained.
but the fact that hard work was ex-
pected Of them was sufficient to drive
them away. Something genteel and
nice Is what great many are waiting
for, and, as in the case of poor Mic
awber, it will never "turn up to
them. Honest labor of any kind is
genteel, and whether one is ashamed
If it or not. depends much on the
strength, of his intellect. BY refusing
to listen To- the weak senuimentality Of
SO called society, in which manual
labor of all kinds is judged to be not
the thing. a young man may rise
above these silly notions, and see for
himself that work is noble and what
develops man. In this connection
we have never seen u more conclusive
answer than Henry Ward Beecher
gave to a Young man who had written
him. and who recommended himself
very highly rs being honest, and closed
with the request, Get me an easy
situation, that honesty nay be rewar-
ded" To which, Mr.. Beacher replied:
Don't be an editor, if you would be
easy. Do not try the law. Avoid
schooLkeeping. Keep out of the
pulpit. Let alone all ships, stores.
shops and merchandise. Abhor pol
itics. Keep away from lawyers.
Don't practice medicine. Be not a
farmer nor a mechanic; neither q
soldier nor Il sailor. Don't study.
Don't think. Don't work. None of
them are easy. o. my honest friend,
YOU are in a very hard world. /
know of but one real easy place in it.
That is the grave "-Americdn Grocer.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
How About thar CJmer ?

Yesterday the BAZoo received circuI~r
from Prof.. Wni,t-mor~, al X chester, y.
Y. claiming TO have recently di-cbv-rsd I.
'unning Comet, which ne -ays ws- coming
dir, city ossrsis the e,rth, down grade
and under . full head 81 steam, and that il
IL the same co":-t which al our older cIti.
z NJ all! rsmemi~r ~ having vi.i,~,i ,hi.
v-i~ III t~.r- Ia 1872. and illuminated the
earth az night ~ thosougsiy that the ga>
c"pp-ni s.r". = mp aud the d-risnl lar
burning d nd for light, we're all decreased,
md M I-ct the light 81 that com-t at night
ga -o brill IN, -. io mske the .sn light
IL the d,y look -crnbhy au.i dy-p-ptic. aud
men h.g IN sleeping IN the day time and
ish.ring at night because. You -~e, the
tight ws. -o much h~it-r. The BAZ o
,hi-k- Mr.. whi:i~nore il OF. He has
i'~en =. .ic.ng over some I%'iItIc>. victory
and tilted mp his tank With bulge, and
whs, ne supposed ws- comet Sd hig thu;
- -. uld throw the sur cut IL EMPLOY m~ni,
wss i'nr ,r~ ir!ns t,r..hiIghr ~ rc-.-i.,n ar
= r-d headed g'ri running down the street,
~ s"m- -nch Igui- f,,pus. When a real
live com-t 90 n-- the EAZuo will be happy
9" give IL. Ise.iigre. record AMI bat time,
hnr u positively has not time 'o z" run
n'ng after every p''I'ical torchiieht pro-
c---'or. ar rel h-,des! girl that m,rch--
acres. the hilly bo-on ~ our beloved NJ.
.iun.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
WIlliams' Dramatic Company.

Wiiiiam-' theatre COMPANY wall open al
>mmh'- hsii ON Monday night in the play
OF "Fanchon, the Cf,cke;."
We clip the ioii"Siag from an ex-
chang-:
Williams theatre company gave their
first ,eriorm ,nce n ihi- place LIST We'd
mrsday night, giving Hidden II It'd" TO a
fsir au!ienc-. M-,i~ Williams, AZ "C,pi-
toia," charmed the -u.ii-nce by ,e,urv s-i
fine nc,ins. Harry L veil, - The jidye ~
tine police c"nrt, hrorgu, down thu h"n--.
while his "WooI" w~s q laugh comp-,i.r
all the wsv hrough. Williams also an de
his hit As 'DId Hurricane" Bowers. ~
"Col. L-noir," Williams ss Black Dun
aid," we're both excellent, tine prayer Of
Donsld in The l.ri-on cell being exception
ally 6ne On Thur-dsy ni-hi the INTEREST,"
ing drains "F~"chon, The Cricket" ~as pre-.
rented. Mi-s WiiIirm- in the leading role
surpassed herself Lowell, tine prince al
in "Didi-r," kept the audi
ence ~ roar whenever re came ou'. A
pretty and pleasing f-siure was the intro
duciion of the May Pole dance.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
To Be Wedd0i.

Societv f"lks ~iii not hr surprised IN ie.rn
tn, C.p't H. T.. D-nuth, for long time
..-istani poaimss'er Of S-dslis. sud NJ --
DR.. Lsmy. the fs-cinsrine -nd accom-
pitched d.urh,er Of r. L,mv, E-q.. will
be welded on Thuraday. October Il, at z
O'Clock, At the residence Of M. L.my. l,
wiii s'e quiet sff.,r. none present only The
relatives nm" = lee perronal friends Of the
10 he welded couple.
immediately after the ceremony. in place
Of going on m extended hr'dai ,our they
will z" to their HON, which Capt. ID. hiss
rec~nt bulls on Six1-~n'h street, and com
mence married life by eating their Own hog
and hominy.
And 10 all Of this the BAzoo ssys
"amen,' and ex'ends its usual congratuls-
lions.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
What the Bazoo Would Like to See

The De Golyer pavement.
TIE best III ga elected, spite % log and
bad whisky.
The hon-e iha, J ok built, ard to ste
j ack lift that mor,g -ge.
-tir-enba. K. bi,,--om from every bush,
aud goid and silver coin co.ue down WITH
the filling dew.
Any remnants on D-nisch'- free lunch
counter If er Coin has rubbed hi- stomach
ag .,nst the said counter.
A happier Looking pair than Fr'nk
II .rdca-,l- ~nd Cna-. TAYLOR were when 40
the rorchlieh hi procession Thur-hay night.
A couple ~ho brsced mp with more Of
= military air ih-n B.be Mill aud Fr.nk
Wstson, IN the Thursday night proc.--ion.
An abl-r edited and more slicy paper
than the Bio, ming:"n E.s, "ne IN fac' that
IL b~iirr To steal from rhSn that n~w-y mir-
ror If the sporting NJ d humorous world.
The Heavenly lea ar, and new-p.-
per reporters there in large nnnb+rs, with
their moses and 'oe- all painted in~afds and
All crowding, aud ST Peter tired from loss
Of sie~p and unable To resist the rush.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Geo. A. M.han, Of HANNIBAL. 4. w. Hall,
>~d.li.. R-v. b T. Lscy, SedAii.. Chs..
E. Leonard and vife, Boonviile, =. w.
k.b-r'-. Cooper county, DR.. A. n. Conk.
wright. S-sisli., Miss Matte Walker,
Cooper county. John L. Hickman and vile.
C"lumhis jas. b. C"ns-iock, G. =. Nc.
ErMh. w L. Aloj,. FL. Mare. So. Loui-,
i. n. Hickm-n, J. n. Walker. Irving
Walker. W. Hickman. Mi. T. Hickman,
G-n. II. Clay Esi"x and sife. } X vii.
Ii. -n, lady, CoI. J. b. Pric~, Mayor A.
NJ. D,vi-on, Il. b Hamilton aud lsdv, L.
e. DAvid-on AID lady. Judges Nsp,on,
Hongh. Henry aud Sherwood Of the IA.
ps~u,~ Curt, NJ. K Mc(3rsih, Col Z.
Bs'.-. Mr.. snd Mr. J. +. Mcil~nry. Dr
X. d. shannon, John s'-sr. and lady, Mack
}. l-sming, G~n. J. l.. Minor end lady,
aud many OIh~fs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
The Baxoo Would Like to Know

What 800 means?
What became Of Mo-e-?
What makes cows muley?
Where all the ''kids" come from?
Who has the BAzOO mans overcsaie
III coior.d people do really shsd coal
When Tom Fry learned TO beat . bass
drum
III .nv one ever kicked the noes COW
cred bucket?
Why it il that there is late Psssen-
ger f"r every tr.ih?
Iii II i-n't almost time tor buck wheat
cake and molas-e-?
Who d-po-irsd a cold cud of tobacco
on orr ssn~tum table?
How soon the Temperance party vii
elect president ia thu county?
Why .i"e- q lady ai~Av- examine the
po-im ark on a letter before che opens II!
Hos many Of our pretty school IN '-m-
are eng rg~d To be M ,rri-,I I? AID 10 ~hon
How many oi our patriotic republicans
had their shoes iull of mud yesterday morn
x?
Why dee. everyday u-ing The feie
phone introduce the conversation 10y b,wi-
ing "H-llo?"
What party "Spoony" Bn,I-r will ne H
lin after re- gets through using the demo
cratic party?
Why do ladies who sing ALWAYS com
plain Of a cold when invited 10 entertain .
parior party?
Whist party Weaver will jim after he
has thoroughly snawed the meat I'd al the
greenback bone?
Whether the apirit- of the Sisme-e
twins are lined IN Paradise ~ their bodies
We e in America?
How many republicans who joined
in the Garfield tOrcn-iight PROGRESSION FRI
aav night had Gu dry socks when they AZ
rived At home?
What young lady it WAS who -a'
Will Bean and Jun Thomas we're the be-
looking couple in the procession On
thursday night?
-Whv do candidates for ofi'e shske
hands heartily with every slight arqu 'in-
lance b.f fore election, and hardly ever
recognize them afierward-?
When Howard Park took the Lessons
in yelling which enabled him to get his
work in 40 numrrou-ly in that line at the
Garfield rally Friday night.
How many gallons OF whisky and
beer formed the principal Ingredients in
the torch-light procession In this city on
Thursday and Friday nights?
How much republicans paid for COL
,,,.I ,,,.r. IN Ind, ana and Whsi vac the
IN ,t,er with the ferry boats that we're billed
20 run across from tie kentucky eide?
Why do ali male scqu,ininnc-s OF
9 .ntleman want H. try on ma new hist, and
whv do all the female sCquai, ;s"ce- of
a .dv pronounce her new hat perfect
frighi|
Who the will ain wac who took fin-
S. h.t fr ,n the Garrison Huu-e hai-racs
=, supper tim Ffid,v night. belonging q"
= Bazoo re.orier. md LETT in iis place an
I'D ii-pidai~d "tile' that - . burlerque
on siourhines-?
Whist the sisters and widows of the
Il onklyn sanctuary do Tor . as'orai calls
~hiIe Brecher Ia away out M the ~
li'ic,l field. irritating the cuiic,e or s',s-~.'
kin which God hss nrawn over the spinal
column of {. NJ. DsGu6r'd?
III il i-n't about time f,r f-minine E-s-
TO succeed feminine mo-qult"s ,n craving
over fellow after h- IA - retired Ia ted of
rights, nud If th-r- will he ANY ether kind
of fsmirirrs crawling over the wssrv limb
If a fellow this winter while the north
wind whi-il-- and the tempest rcars? We
refer 10 insects only.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
Will He Cop

II that prominent ci'.sen al S-dalis in
tends to leave his wife, BAz,o r-porter-
With he would quit talking md g', and
give them an item of news. OF course wr
don't want 10 break mp the family and
scatter the children Ov.r the charisy less
world. thus -utj-cting IN. dauxh,er- Ia
the temptations If life Of m me, and the
so"s 4" . life Of crime, just to m IKE mn item
OF reWs. But you want To rein~mher ih.,
ne~s il mighty scarce just nov md to have
q we'll known CT ix-n commit the set "i
subtraction from hi. wife would be Q god
send 10 the poor reporters.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
A Wise Deacon.

"Deacon Wild~r, want you to tell me
ho~ you keep yoursrIf and family we'll he
past ,ea.o~, when all the rest of us have
been aick SO much, and have had the doc
tor. Visiting us 40 often"
"Bro. Taylor. the answer !. very easy. /
used Hop Bitten. in time; kept nv family
we'll and saved the doctor bills. Three dol
lars worth Of il kept us sell and able to
work Ill the time. IN warrant il has cost
you end the neighbour one TO two hundred
dollars . piece to keep sick the same
time"
Deacon, I viii use your medicine here
after"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

When you read OF = remedy that will
cure all diseases. beware Of il bat when
you read OF pure vegetable compound
which claims to cure only certain parts Of
Of the body, and furnishes high proof that
il does this. you can safely try it and With
the assurance that il will help Won. This
is jnst what Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure does. II cures ell troubles Of
the lower portion Of the body and none
Others. II will not help the toosh-sche,
e.r-ache nor consumption but il will pot
your body in vigorous and healthy state
where you can enjoy life end appreciate ito
good things, Try it,