Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-11-03
For the Altxardril Gszstte.
Che southerne,'s Day-FrOm 1.-The
Cradle to The crave

For the Altxardril Gszstio.
1he southerne,'s Day-Er0m 1.-The
Cradle to The crave
Fellow Saut5er5ers. lay b:f:r, you 'loco
for ref .oior;" whether you digest it we'll de-
Ponds upon your eva ''innsrds." The South
era born iofsns upon frs! opeti2g lis eyes aud
lifting up its feeble voico 10 his vale CT tears i
sRslhed 10 fac lDon from the N0ttb, end
warmly wrapped 10 sh.w, s,ft as SSarsdowr
made OF SouthIoWn woo tren tho mountalG:
of Virginia or Tennels!e, woven 10 the loomE
of Lowell, Mss,. Later. lis little feet arc CO.
c.s:d in blight, red shots frtm "rbo New
Bos!oa Shce House." Should lis little stomach
acho it is dcs:d With paraRoriu made in PEila
deli hia laboratorits. Ii cuts / 8 teeth OF
"Goodgcar's Patent Rubber" acd betHeer
regular meals sucks milk from bottle. sweet
c5nfort, furnished with patent l1dil rubber
pirple from the 2ano dalecabe source. A
linl, older end i; is 'pltascd With rattle
fiom o Yankee dollar store" aGd msy b:
"lickied with a sriR" from Connection
broom, e1d if lis parents can afford il, DO Jailed
TO repose in patent salt rccking cradle, the
Ingenious devc, Of stms thrifty Yankeo, Wh1
wanted to do two things OF tho same time. Lat
er on it swings from tho ceiling in some patent
Yankee India rubber arrangement. Whi!c 1t
sucks Irish terra alba" with sight mix ure
of louisiana sugar, yclgptcd "caCdJ" by some
eutcrprisi1g Eaukco ooutt ctioner. a !! tic cid
or it learns it's a. L. Cs from "Crandell's pa
lent blocks" and tie whole history Of Noah
AID bis family ard his ark fresh from Ger
man 10y shop. erd reaching him by way Of
Nav York. lie ltshes his leather headed stick
holss. With 1his l. haLdIe whip which III:
admiripg uEc!o brought bin from the Piils'
dephia centennial. lie poss 10 school after
awhile and dtilks Knowledge cut CT books every
GO of which bars Copyright dated from Bos
ten, New York or Philadelphia. To have a
flushed cd12,tiCn he must parfdrco b0s:d o
few scars eiher at Ialo or Harvard, or If 10
ciscd to a1y particular art OF profession it GAO
eay bo acquired 10 some Northern sshcol spa-
cially devoted to such purposes. Bu', mark
you. up to manhood DO las ptishar touched,
tasted or handled anything save his mothers
milk. puro water or the fruits OF the earth.
4h CHI has cot had tho N2rthtro trade max on
IL. NV tc is nsn. Soulhero nan. How
iheu. His fves, o. G.s; awsklug 10 The morn
rg, seek to iiad the time Ct day from tito face
o. click 90 lis man.lepiece, which c)nlloualIS
ticks Con ntc ii cut, Con nec ii cut: lie jumps
up, dcE5 hi, eight gown labelled NEW YoIk
mills. '"sna doGs his day shit labelled yam
sutla." but b1lh made Of cotton from the Ii aids
Of Alabama. lis pulls on bis stockings. woven
10 m ,es,c husot!s" from Tryes wool. puts CO
bis draw,, naie 10 l., well, OF Georgia or Mis-
sis,ippi c5ttOp. ard foishes eff with COAT. p'nis
and vest oil the vtr3 h'si "slop slop" Poll,
dcphia c;uld sford. Hersms wad of "Con
~ lieut. seed leaf in his W, after rulliog oo
bis boots, made in Lynn. Masa.. Of T,xan
hides, snd after puttiog oc his wool hat, RhCde
Island Ias.o, lie scllies ont 10 feed bis hogp,
descended trou famous boar plTohs ed a. the
price OF e 20 acres Of his land from dig;irgush.
cd hrg titcer in Pennsylvania. After chop.
ping little VOID, Two all have to do that now)
with Northern sxs made Of PeDnsyl 7ania iron.
With handle Of Virsitia hickory shaped and
fashioned 10 Maine, he sis down 90 Northern
nsdo chair, koss bis t9sii5 up on Northern
made sGc l.ors srd proceeds 10 draw by pcIi;i
c,l i6spirG!i5nS, Il dencera', which all coed
Southcracls are. from tho New York World"
or lho New York Sar," while his breakfast
is getting ready. He sis dow1, has "Eaetern
herring" or "Eaatern mackere' or maybe
Nav E:glsra ODD fish, made i0io balls With
mcTo:r potaioeP, the seed of which no got from
Maine, favored By g oito Of raaisb, the seed of
which vas raised 10 OHIO. After breakfast be
fills his German pipe, came 10 ny Way OF New
YClk. with L1ril!sids Long Island bes:, (he
votes 0G0 republicans whose wages are paid
by every Scu!heruer who snck9s bis tobacco)
and sauLters cut to The temple CT Cloacna
when be 5000 eads Use fer tie Northern New
York Tlibuoo" Gen. TO him as sp o:men c,py
hiu, La,
him kcow how our yankee iiisEds admire a..
My to tide, and he vaults toto 40 "'0hio" pig
tkin lsprcd with henoek from he New EnS'
land Eouoaila, and shoVirg bis feet into
Northero steel ssi'rups be goes cut 10 see how
bis aborerF, we'll led Oh Cincinnati bacon, are
getting along With threading wheat with bis
ruo b. q New jersey etesm engine. 0 her
hands arc following With "5au!h Bend" or
"Psekski!l" plnv, and bis hey has i1ss been
Gu. with 'BuckeY e" or "C5aupioa" mower
brought all tie way from Oaio for the purpose.
A.ter tis laud ia we'll prepared by an illinois
gang rlov or waking ssti7a.or" or "GeI-
uesses' Thomas barrow be PROPOSES to seed j.
With Superior or Bickfcrd Il Huffman or some
otter No!theln drill. usirg soEe 2 or 300
pcutds CT Sub Carolina b2ne, ground
sad thoroughly ac;d1l.tad same where 10 in
New TuIk or New J.isav. Hs will CO. it with
q reaIer. The b:st 10 tho world, btcsase it comes
a. the wsg from Chic ,gc;;" and when ttrcshed
ship il 10 Yankee vessel 10 Yankee port for
the Eir-h TO eat. When bis corn CT rare
grad. ftom Chester couny. Pepr sylvaoia. is
ripe he ri cut it d:w5 with Buckeye corn
choppsT,' : be way frtm Ohio. CT maybe be
will use 81 old w sldrou':' te5the %. ip short
piecss sod Gx.d in hcmo mado hardie. Bound
to have some fsnkee sbsQs everything Turnicp
bis staps HON ward he cantefs his horse-by
the Hay he Paid 6tly dollars for the getting u
said bnIse by Celebrated "Velmjnl" trotter,
rally Slos AID n q cts upon The wisdom, the
arest le:s a.; ,.e ,.gebu ~ OF the Ysrkee race
q b. can NIKE auoh Koldauci thilga. nd ell