The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-12-03
ALl1a1e BITS OF w19.t

Editors like breyity, but the man WHO was
recently hung In Indiana suited them too
well. He nodded To tho preacher and said
an see you later" and then the trap fell.
In selecting his Cabinet MI. Garfield, y p
said, win mt take man who parts his hair
IN the middle. This bars out DR.. Mary
walker md thousands Of othersof our ycung
men, ~. ~ Is
What relief It ID to turn from tho .pohti-
cal editorials In exchanges to the calm, dig.
ns6ed statements to be found in the local no.
tices Of patent medicines. There Is lying
in patent medicine advertisements. --Peck1s
There, are sgrest many skiilfuf engineers
on our railways, bat We never knew one yes
xho could kick his train around acurye with
the grace and success with which . first classs
setress can perform the operaticn@-Bostos
Comnsrcial Bullstin. t..s.5 81 80. y, -. ivy,
IL you want to study the immense variety
III Tie human face In sxprssslonyou should
bend your face upon the mobile copnterance
Of adeaf and dumb man when he reaches ~
under the plankwalk for aniclcel and picks up
I raw humble bee by the stem. - Bassfngtoa
Haukeye.
whats the difference, Mary,
I5JfI-l lsTwixt cyclone and mule TO
And the maiden moaned and murmr''
II /" Such conundrums are TO cruel"
"This," said he, I. Is the solution, In
/ % 9sita Quite correct dear, Won will hnd it'
6ss S,iss: IL. lvs sSssssasinS q n ssSlna
It must bs rather trying 70 be married to
an n emotional actress, to have her cfutchint
you By the throat al s 4. M, and Shouting II
hoarse stage whisper i: 2" siave, didst loci
the kitchen dsor = The key, whers is't,
qusiiccks Didst lay the milk pitcher On th'
outer battlements aye, me good lord IN
mad" d.",grll1,, 11..,l lts4tf GI,T r.
ssa Closhe me In dreams,p p says Fanny DIS
coll, atender-hearted poet. That might hav
been suficient few! weeks since, Fanny, "a
ring the heated term, butdon't you attemp
| TO 70 out In this weather with nothing o.
but aadrean. Why, you'd catch your deaf
4 Of cold, girli Don't do 10; please dont.I
A Modern Argo.a .w fG&f aGari loi su8.1 =
"What did you eat those horrid must
rooms for, Matilda" asked the dainty Al
4 gustus. ~ don't SOC how you can bes
, chem. They're nothing bat nasty fungu.
, anyhow" aThsrs just n, p replied the %
| Matilda, balancing bit OF tho dainty foc
on the end Of her fork, 81 est them for fu'
!, Gus" : IL OIL 10 ls'if 'HH7s 1850 10 s'lml
Il ,iaJust look /. my thfmbls," !" ssid q yop11
] lady 10 her Beau ait Ii actusfiy worn Sua
II doanit you .hink I ought to be rewarded {
} nv iS illdustrys'' The young man replied th
he thought she should be, and the next 4, d
. b, sent her q new cap for her fingers wit
| the following lines: - -. .-..., w
I'll Il send = you ii j thinble for fingers nifnble,
sFWhiEh I hope will siiis when you tryftp;
i II viii last you long IL it's haK as strong
|. AS the hint which You gave me 70 buy ~
AL Mrs. Partington returns from the sea9io
ayes, I've been to seaside retort. ha
9 had nay summer exortation, and must 60
2 Tess my anticipations surpassed my nxpec'
tions. To people, in indignant circumstLalnee sL I
the recommendations might be satisfactor
Q but it is beyond my comprehension how Pc
b Die Of efulgence-people who have lug
= brious homes, surmounted by all that el
q beetles civilized life--can put up In gu
+ Il cayerns. They must have inverted tastes
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