The Red Cloud chief., 1880-11-11
HUMOROUS.

Wi suppose the man who was rocked
in the cradle Of the deep slept in the
bed of the river when he grew up
HaCkcys.
THE oyster would live for eight years
If he had Il chance, but he i kept in
such a stew hat he dies Young Of heart
trouble. Graphir.
OUR friend Jones frequently tells Of
ideas lifting through his mind. Ideas
lind nothing in Jones mind - Obstruct
their fits. boston TrIpS riIA.
IL all the researches at Pompeii men
have failed to come across one single
sign Of No Trust" Those were the
DAYS for an honest man To live in
Detroit Free Press.
TIE elephant puts on n lot of style
nowadays. but it takes a good deal OF
concei. out of him To be shown the
hawthorne Of a mastoiOn. - Chicago
Times.
Ir is easy To stump Rhode Island. a
grand stand il erected in tn: middle of
the State and the thing is done with n
single speech. Parties of the oppOsi-
ton 20 into Connecticut until the speak
IN Is over.
A CERrAIS little damsel being agra
waited past endurance by her big broth
or fell down upon her knees and
cried: 80 Lord. bless my brother Tom.
He lies. he steals. he swears. All boys
do: us girls don't. Amen"
AGREAr many look ut life very much
As one who rides backward looks out OF
a car window. Everything seems 10 be
going ahead while he is falling behind.
when in far, he is getting ahead all the
time. and very rapidly. -Bos:o" TrIn-
script.
An exchange prints alengthy article
on Science at Breakfast Valuable
space wasted. Science at breakfast Is
rpttiny away with four slices Of ham
and half a dozen eggs while your VISA
Wis is unfolding his napkin--Keotuk
GGts CITY.
THE Norristown HsrIh saws that un-
less n man Fan thoroughly and inteili o
gently q scribe the effect OF chemico-
physical influences in the evolution OF
branchinod c~rustaccans. or explain the
subcivtral air passages in Coleoptera- il
is useless for him to apply for r position
on the Boston police force
FATHER-..H Here, YOU have onlT been
married four weeks, and almost every
day YOU come 10 me with complaints
about your husband. You ought TO be
ashamed of yourself" Daughter -
"But he fights me all the time"
Foolish child, IiaveR't your mother
AMI me been fighting every day for
thirty years. and don't we get alo1g
p~eaceabIy AMI quietly with each 9TH
er?'-GG'rsssOn Ns1s-
lis Dustin MP dis meetin' let me re-
MARI" said Brother Gardner TO the
Limekiin Club, dat de pussoa who
sots out airiy in life 10 misd his own
bizness waI take Z heap n comfort IN
come purty Mia gitt5a' rich DE man
who walks straight long. bayin his
ewes osrn 20 h own faults. has plenty
10 see 20 an tafe k-er OF. an De iess he
s1ufnts 81 de axshsas 81 his feiler trsF-
eIers de eas.cr Il viii BE- TO oorTy 50
when he gifts p.nched Let AZ % per-
colate down stars DsfroE Free
Press
Tux editnr lad his haif-smoked cigar
on the table. aud the candidate drop
ping in ~ talk matters over. perched
himself on the table and sat down on
the real Connecticut Havana By AID
by he sadly slipped Of his high seat.
lyon r no lukewarm IN my u
anyhox," he said. piaiBtiVely. Al.
no.. replied the editor. encouraginZiy.
..rne oil fires sre stiil burning" And
thea a great hush feil upon the sasy
sanctum. such \ profound silence that
for = minute you might have heard q
gum drop.