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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-01-23

AUGUSTA. Jan. III.
The Fusion House met this afternoon. A
report was submitted In favor OF unseating
Dunnell, Republican member from Westbrook,
and seating Merritt w. Styles, Democrat,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-01-23

In the Fusion House the names of Joseph
l.. smith and AlonzO Garcelon were nomina-
ted as candidates for Governor and sent up to
the Senate. The vote IN the Senate resulted
in the unanimous choice of Joseph L. Smith
for Governor. Smith was inaugurated in the
afternoon.
The Republican Senators and Representa-
tives will meet tomorrow afternoon at the
State House, and should the opinion of the
Court sustain their position they will contin-
ue the work of legislation. Lamson, Presi-
dent Of the Senate, addressed a note to Gen
eral Chamberlain, guaranteeing that there
would be no interference from any party
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

The die is cast The white slaves Of
the North will pay tribute for another
four years, and perhaps longer, to the
monied oligarchy who seek TO own
them body and soul How long will il
take the people to learn that it is them
ssiVes who pay the protective tariff for
the benefit Of large monied corpora
tions, and for the support Of customs
collectors and their. .subordinates, whose
salaries rate from $4,000 per year
downward, for which it Is safe to say
not over one-half Of their number zen.
der any equivalent in labor performed
Tariff or no tariff, IL the market be-
comes glutted and more Of any fabric is
manufactured than is demanded for use,
it ceases TO he profitable to make any
more Of that fabric until the supply is
exhausted OF some new demand arises.
Skilled labor is bound 10 command n
price Wben there is demand for a
well made article, and the more compe-
tition there is the higher the standard
Of wolk required. Those who inveigh
against FREQ trade are careful not to tell
their hearers that one-half the money
nov necessary to purchase one. half the
articles that We wear and use is tariff
money. Take this farif of aud you
viii pay only one dollar for cloth that
nov costs two; you will pay only ten
cents pound for commodities which
now cost twenty. Capital which iindi
one kind Of labor Improbable will seel
another more profitable, or viii becom,
the agent Of agricultural production
stretching out It's hand over tie broaG
prairies of the west which noE lie new
aI,d unbroken. The wOrkingman pur
chasing the necesaafics Of life at cheap
er rates will be able to save something
few years might Zee him the owner Q
ranch aud herds Of cattle. an ind.
pendent aud happy man. But keep u
the tariff which protects monopolie
aud supports hordes Of bloated lazy o
fcia!s bring in the "heathen Chinee
Who will live whether there is tart
, or not, and. thrive on diet Of wha
rats, and a few years win suffice
make the condition Of the workingmC
Of America merit the name of aoLi
slapery.-Fort Madison Democrat.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
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cONuNDRuMs.


When is wall like a fish -? When
1! Is scaled.
How does stove feel when full of
Goals Grateful.
Which OF the reptiles is a mathe-
matician ? The adder.
When IS boat like drift of snow?
When 1t Is adrift.
When Is doctor most annoyed :
When he is out ofipatients.
When is a literary work like smoke?
When II comes In volumes.
Why Is the letter g like the sun
Because 1t is;the center Of light.
What Is that which shows Others
what it cannot see himself? A mirror
Why is the. letter N like a failhless
lover? +? Because II Is inconstant.
How does a cow become landed
estate? By turning her Into the field,
Why is whispering breach of good
manners ? Because it Is not allowed.
What Is an old lady in the middle
of the river like? Like 10 be drowned
Why Is miser like a man with {
short memory? Because he iS always
forgetting.
How does a sailor know there Is
man in the moon ? Because he ha
been TO sea (see).
Why is a fool in high station like
man in q balloon? Because e9erybod.
appears little to him, and he appear
little to everybody.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

Sitting over there in csrner Of
porch, says Cbantauqua Lake CORES.
pondent, is the typical Western girl.
She dresses well, but not 80 elaborately
as some of her sisters from other places;
she goes in for brains, money, handsome
masculine admirers, and personal com
fort; (; she is good looking or pretty, but
not beautiful ~ rule she has car
iiage or buggy at home, knows how to
row, aud bas gooIly following Of
beaus, but she rarely Barries until she
is past twonty. I1azily rocking to and
fro in that big chair is the Cleveland
girl. She il wonderfully yivaeious
her piquhncy is something marvellous
and electrical in its effect. She is cx-
ccedingly pretty and has the rarost
kind Of American beauty. She is quiet
in dress, but has knack and style in
wearing her costume that makes her
the envy Of her sex here. This faculty
enables her to always appear fresh and
dainty without frequent changes in mp
parel. She reads a great deal, talks
well, Airts in dolce far nisnte way,
that Is AZ becoming to her as her cloth
robes. She is independent in opinion,
and knows something about politics
from an Ohio standpoint. She deals
frankly with the men Of her acquaint-
ance, is shy about making friends of
strangers, and dances divinely. The
girl who is laughing and talking rap
idly with the gentleman who is prone
ennding with her is from Columbus, o.
She wears a great many snowy dresses,
knows everybody, is good hearted, easy
to become acquainted with at this sort
Of place, talks a great deal about Ler
school life and her conquests, and does
not like the Cleveland girl. The Buf-
falo girl is pretty and interesting, and
has ideas. She does not know how to
dress well, because she admircs obstrep-
erons colors. She dances well, firts as
though she enjoyed it hugely, and mar
iies man with great deal Of money
IF she can. The indianapolis girl is
jolly, sfTable and kind-hearted. She is
moderate in her ambition, likes auto
graph albums, and wears nice, tasteful
dresses. The Louisville girl is full Of
vim, dresses nobility, and has many
marvellous suits. She has q pretty
Southern accent, aud is a general favor
ite. One of the best types Of OhiC
womanhood is the Warren girl. She il
modest, shy, extremely pretty, quiet
but stylish in dress, exquisite in figure
charming IN face and conversation, am
mows down the other sex without ap
parent effort or desire. She is good an,
womanly, and "knows heaps"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
A srw sreRI OF .,scelx.

Gen. Steel being the oldest men,
ber In continuous service Of the Indi-
ana Legislature, was appointed chair
man OF tae committee delegated by
the Legislature 10 meet President
Lincoln Mt the State line and escort
him TO Indianapolis. At Lafayette
there was an immense gathering Of
people TO greet the President, and an
earnest call by them for speech,
wish with which he seemed Very reluc-
tant to comply. Finding, however,
that he must say something TO quiet
the multitude, he related the follow
ing He said his situation reminded
him of a man out in Illinois, who was
candidate for nomination for an Of
fee. The convention at which the
nomination was to he made was held
at u town some miles distant from
where the candidate resided. On the
morning of the day on which the
nomination was TO be made, the cam
| didate hired team to take him TO
thescene ofhishopes. The horseproved
very slow. The man pounded and
I oWbANH tAbN HhnAG Jul
with his best efforts he did not get
through TIL after the convention was
adjourned aud his hopes were blasted.
He returned home lea frame oi
mind which you can imagine. the
horse had been hired of the foreman
of the livery stable, and was returned
to him.
Our candidate did not waste mucl
powder on the foreman, but on hi.
way home meeting the owner, hC
denounced him in the strongest
terms for letting him have such 3
horse. The owner said there mus
be some mistake about it; that hi:
horses were all good travellers, anc
finally persuaded him to return 10 thC
stable to find out the trouble. WheI
they got 10 the stable, the ownel
asked the man in charge what horse
! had been given the man. gave hin
the hearse horse." tHcarse herse
hearse horse - exclaimed the man
stWhy, if man would Start to /
funeral with such horse as that III
would not reach the grave till TIVE
weeks after the resurrection" and
said Mr.. Lincoln, if make speecl
In every town. | pass through, / shal
not reach Washington until two week
after the Inauguration.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
nouGm TRANSLATION.

4 young lady living in the mot
exalted social circles OF Galveston,
after much toll and practice at the
plane learned TO play with considera-
bic doxterity piece entitled 'fPicnic
Polka II Is something after the
style ofthe 'el3attle Of the Prague"
In which the listener can readily dis
tlnguish the roar Of artillery, the rat.
tie Of muslketry, the shouts OF tho SOL
dier5 and the groans OF the dying.
In the "Picnlc Polka the noise Of
the wind among the trees aud the
joyous carols Of the birds are repro.
duced, the finale being thunder
shower, which disturbs the sylvan
Jewellers. IL happens that country
cousin Is Ia town just now, and the
young lady thought she would play
the piece 10 him and hear his COM
ment. lie Is plain, simple-minded
youth, and though not very bright is
very apprcciatlye. She told him what
the piece was aud then proceeded to
give him tho sPicnic Polka" Tho
first sotes are rather slow and hesI-
tating, the idea sought TO be conveyed
being the solemn SOLITUDE OF the for
est through which the gentle zephyr
sighs. After she got through with
this preface she asked him II he did
not almost imagine himseIfin q lodge
Ia some vast wilderness. lie replied
that he thought all that slowness
meant the delay In getting of. Said
he : "There Is always some darned
fellow who oversleeps himself and
keeps everybody eise waiting"
She did not care 10 dispute the
question with the ignorant fellow, so,
to conceal her emotions she once
more let herself out on the piano.
The woods were filed with music.
The mocking bird whistled as II his
throat would split, the cuckoo filed
the sylvan bowers with his repeated
cry, while ever and anon the mourn
fui cooing Of the dove interrupted
the mAtln song OF the lark.
"There, now, I guess you know
what that sounds like" she said. az
she paused.
"You mean tkat tooile, teotle too
tie, chug, chug, chug " You just bet
I understand that. Many Is tho time
st a picnic I've heard II at the mouth
OF a demijohn or the bunghole of Il
beer keg."
Her first Impulse was to huri the
piano stool at him, but 1t passed Off
and once more she went at the piano
as II 1t was the young mans and was
Insured for double its value. The
thunder growled, the lightning flashed
(from her eyes, and the, first heavy
drops are heard upon the leaves. She
banged and inauled the keys at a
fearful rate peal afler peal OF deaf
ening thunder perlurbei the stmos-
phere. and re echoed in still louder
reverbrations until Il wound up in
ono apaliing clap rs grand finale.
Then turning 10 the awe struck youth
slie saii
- suppose you have heard some
thing like that before 20
"fes, that's what the fellow with
the linen pants on said when he sa
down on the cnstard pic"
The audience found himself alone
but he picked up his hat and saun
:ered out into the street, densely un
conscious that he had said anything
out Of The way.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
SOLOMON AND THE BLACKSMITH.


The story goes that during th9 build
ing of Solomon's temple that wise ruler
decided to treat the artisans employed
on his famous edifce to a banquet.
While the men were enjoying the good
things his bounty had provided, King
Solomon moved about from table to Ia
BILE, endeavoring to become better &C
quainted with his workmen. To one
he said:
''AIy friend. what is your trade n
ga carpenter"
"Who makes your tools r
The blacksmith"
To another Solomon said
"What is your trade I"
"a mason"
WHO makes your tools Z"
The blacksmith"
4 third stated that he was stoue
cutter and that the blacksmith also
made his tools. The fourth man that
King Solomon addressed was the black
smith himself lie was a powerful
man, with barred arms, or which the
ihuseteS otood ouV an Voau EciaSAs eoctn'
ingly as hard as the metal he worked.
"And what is your trade, my good
man Z"
BLACKSMITH"
"And who makes your tools T.
MAKE 'eni myself" said tho black
smith.
Whercupon King solomon immedi
ately pronounced him the king of me
chanics, because he could not only max,
his own tools, but all other artisan
were forced to 60 to him 10 have thei
tools made.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
.rmE TIVE Is snoRr. /.

l sometimes feel the thread Of life Is slender,
And soon with me tho labor will be wrought,
Then grows ny heart 10 other hearts more tendpr.
Tho time Is short.
A shepherds tent II reeds aud flowers decAylng.
That night winds will soon erun'bie into nAnght
30 seems my life, FROM some rude blast decaylng
The time is short.
up. up. my saul, the long spent time rcsieeming
Sow thou the seeds of better deeds aud thought,
Light other lamps, while yet tho ilgh. Is beaana.
Tho time Is short.
Think Of The good thou mght,t have doae. whs
brightly
The suh 10 thee liies ehoicest seasons brought;
HJuri loSt - God in pleasure passing liglitiy.
The time Is short.
The time i.ehort. Thcn be thy heart brothers
TO every heart that needs thy help In aughl
SOON thon mays't need ths sympathy Of olhers
The time Is short.
Il thou has. irlonds. give them Thy best sndsayor.
Thy warusst impulse and thy purcst. thought
Keeping Ia mind In word and action ever.
The time is shert.
Where summer winds, arena laden. hover,
comfaaioaa rest. their work forever wrought
Soon other grAvsa the moss and fern viii eoysr.
Tho time Is short.
Up, up. my soul. ere yet the shadow tauth
Some good rvturn.th later seasons wrought
FORGET thyselt. when duty angels eallsth,
The time is short
By ali the lApses thou hast been forgiven.
By all the lessons prayer to thss hath taught,
To others teach tbs - syHipathlss Of Heaven
The time is short.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

In tie County Court Of Linn cou1tg, Stats q
Oregon
Otto Fox, Plaintiff,
W.
David W. Shaver and Miranda Shaver,
Defendants.
To David W. Shaver, ore Of the Defend
ants above named:
EN- THE NAME or THE STATE OF
OREGON, you are hereby summoned
and required 10 appear and answer the
complaint OF the above named plaintiff,
now on file with the Clerk of said Court,
on or before the frat day OF the January
term Of said COuri, to be holden in Albany,
Linn County, Oregon. on the GTst Monday,
the Sd day Of January, 1881. And you are
notified that In case you fail TO appear and
answer as above required, the plaintiff
will take Judgment against you for $40 80
in u. :. gold coin, with interest thereon in
like coin at fhe rate Of per cent per
month from the date hereof and the fur
/ ther gum of Sz5 90 attorneys fees, and for
! the costs and disbursements OF this action.
Published by order OF Hon. l.. Finn,
1 Judge OF said Court, which order is dated
| Nov. s. 1880. j.. II. bioNTANYE,
I5w8 Atty for Plaintiff.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03


Ar recent Grange meeting of ster-
ling, Mass, Gov. Long delivered a
strong, sensible address to those pres
ent, on tho farmers business and life
generally, in the course of which he
said "He did not think tie farmers
life was all poetry, for he knew some
thing Of it himself but he reflected
that if brains were put into the work,
as in other callings, the farmer could
do lucrative business, and provide his
family with luxuries and social pleas.
ures, as we'll as the merchant and man
ufacturer" Brains win tell in every
thing.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
READ THE RECORD:

at saved my life."
Il. B. Iakely, Selma, Ala.
81 advise all to try in
John Brnadon, Leaveuworth, Kan
at isthe remedy that viii curstne MANY
diseases peculiar TO women. M other's
Magazine.
aft has passed severe tests and " on en-
dorssments from some OF the highest med
zeal talent OF the couutry."-New York
World.
''So Remedy heretofore discovered can
be held for one moment in comparison
with iG &C. a. Harvey, ID. D., Washing
ton. ID. U.
"It Is the best and only efficient remedy
for Kidney and Liver troubles ever brought
before the public" c."-(Coll John X. Nc
Chesney, Washington, D G..
s'I am rejoieed 20 say am no~ well
man and am only too glad 10 testify re-
| garding the glorious results Of remedy
| which has made ms so happy"
-lRev.) z. +. Harklee, Ark.
This Great Natural Remedy is foi
Sale by Druggists in al Parts Of ID,
Wild.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

A big, fat colored woman came to the
Galveston Chief of Police and told him
that her stepson had run away and she
wanted to know where he was. "It
bodders me to know why he left. He
had eberyting he needed to make him
comfable, I done all could for him"
she observed. elias he any marks by
which he may be recognized q "Well,
I don't reckon all de marks made on
him wild bed slat, while de ole man
was a holdin' him, has faded out vet. +"
-GalUesto,s Neacs
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

Since bicycles have become so FASH
ionable it is proposed to popularize
the wheelbarrow by changing its
name TO the unicicle. It is thought
that il some Of our swell youths would
organize q unicycls club they might
possibly earn enough TO pay for their
cigarettes.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

De LEssErs sthl insists that he is go
ing to build the inter-oceanic canal. In
letter to the President of Panama be
gives assurance thathe is about per-
fecting the necessary financial arrange
ments, and that the commencement of
active operations in the construction of
the canal is near at hand.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

An exchange heads an article "a
woman turned to stone" We hav'nt
time to read the article and discover
whom she turned to stone, but no doubt
it was some fellow who adversely criti-
clsed her back hair or hustle, or some
thing that way.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

The young clerk who desires to
pass himself off as a wealthy son
of retired manufacturer or
lord of the soil, should see that the
hight of the counter is not too plainly
marked on the binding Of his coat.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

THE completion of the Southern Pa
ciic is looked for by the farmers Of Cal
ifornia to open a new and favorable
route for the export of their vast sur.
plus wheat crop. It is even prophesied
that this route via the Southern Pacific,
New Orleans and the gulf will carry
the entire crop of that State, almost inn
mediately after its opening, and that
wheat alone win give the road fifty
thousand tons Of freight q month.
The spelling bee craze is breaking
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

Coal is so black it is wonderful how
a dealer can make a ton 50 light.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
RATES or plD,Trswe.

Business notices in the Local Columns
20 eents per Ik1e.
For ieGM and transient adver4issmeofa
81 90 per squsre, for the first inseYtiop md
30 cotsts per square for each subsequent IN :
sertion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
MALARIAL
Bl GOD
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nv
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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

subscribe lor the DENooRAT.
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Warmers Safe
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CUR e

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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

Tue spelling bee craze is breaking
out ID certain sections
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03
TRY IT AND TAKE NO OTHER.
RI. Fl. WARMER & co.
Rochester, y. y.
Summons.

In tie County Court Of Linn Comfy, S.ats .,
flrsl,o,,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

A young woman in Denver flung
herself into cistern, but was fshed
out A local paragrapher advised her
as follows: Cis turn from your evil
ways. But he won't joke that way
when it comes eistnrn.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-12-03

l sometimes feel the thread Of life Is slender.
And soon with me tho labor will be wrought,
Thon grows my heart 20 other hearts more tondcr.
Tho tlmo Is short.