The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-04-06

An advertisement in the Globe Demo !
rTat Of yesterday announces the prodsciion
III the Sensational melodrama, The twt !
mothsrs."
Undoubtedly this ~ u very entertaining
play and very exciting ~ we'll, hut nov
xouldnt it emiody mere truth to bring out
a drama With the title of ''rhe Four Faith
esq This IL only thrown out a. a iee!er-
To get the popular sentiment "a it were.
An exchange refers To- the Language OF
the postage stamp.
We do not think The Postage stamp has
any language that expresses anything
il had, we belisve il would boiler enough
when IT il licked.
In the game of life. crib age has ,h'
me IT ardent t,votees- H,elsnsrls EtP'b'i
caH.
That may he 81, but among single turf
men mare age Is sui j-c. not To he lightly
overlooked.
Scotch Prssbyterians require their mis-
.ionaries in China To return home every
seven years.-E
This might do very sell a. far regards
missionaries to Chins, but il the sane rule
were applied to missionaries to New Tea
land. how inconvenient II would be to have
every seven years tn provide shipment Tor
. tribe Of savases in order To bring hoCae
There are forty Mormon missionaries
in the south, and q large number Of local
preacher. Elder Morgan, Who has charge
| of the Southern missior, fep,ris that the
cause il making steady roesss.-A L1an
IInss
There are more than fonr hundred sc-
tive missionaries in ''the cause" in the
Wet. the South il nowhere only the West
ern men don't call it NormonisD.
| When A becomes Ann before \ vowe
ar silent II. ~ ersmmsrians inform
VA, ne wouldn't object to be that vowel Of
dumb u Just tn get -siu'"t nj The ehrn'
loon worn BY A in her transition epoch he
fore abe sheds her nanksen Pantals''es witi
pockess on both sides There il nothing ~
natural "a old fashioned human nature
Tom Sisyrs.
We only publish this for the purpose o
getting a cool chance to inquire Why the!
call that thing \ "eh~miloon." l. it he
cause il j. in some occult way assim,lats'
10 the chameleon. and assumes the hue n
whatever il comes in contact with Stan'
up and tell va hos il il. Mr.. Stivers.
"A tramp called hi. shoes "Corpora
tons" because they hal no soles.-S. Lou
Times.
The same tramp called at the BAzo
"fiice y-s,eriay, wearing nothing hut
long tailed eoai anil pair 81 top h"'t'
: Tie said he nov intended :" call hin'se!
"Mis.onri." because his Wat was general
"ofi."
=, Never deceive n lawyer. Never Ii
TO him abont your case when he takes
in hand.
No, il is not necessary for yon tn ao an
Of the lying. He will attend To that branc
Of the business himself.
| Nip and Tuck.
The Cincinnati Enquirer of Novemhs
18th save: "On last evening the great pla
of Nip and Tuck Was presented tn q Il,
y lighted audience, and We have only wort
If praise for the performance Throughout
The play il not only deeply interesting,
becomcs the author al the Two Orphas'
but very amusing, and alternately Gale
forth roArs Of laughter and tears of symP;
,hv. The character Of Nicholas Nip ";
assumed by Harry Webt~r, afavoriie com
dian in Chicago, anil his Vulnerable On
yui-es, sang froId .ni ease, showed q con
Z p!e,e sinking Of personal identity in u
character assumed the Protean disguis
are naturally introduced, and differ, in Oh
respect, from all the sensational plays v
rsn,rmber To have seen. Tn support. to
vas excellent. Mr. Fitzpatrick, ~ Traa
I Tuck, his partner, showed to advantage
z an op,s~iie style Of character-that OF
> nervous, shabby and crinsing man. Who, b
loo cunning, endeavors To outwit h
partner. Mr.. Hurley, as Major Tremain
the yenseel villain. vas good. The 9TH
characters we're veil presented The Pie'
was yell placed upon the stage, and
showing tn the hest business Of the season
This splendid performance will he gave
ut smiths Hall on Thursday evening mex
the s b inst. Seats secured without ext
charge At McCiellans'.