The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-04-15
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.


Eggs are plentier.
Thieves are about.
Buds are on q burst.
Tree peddlers are busy.
HWhere is that tack hammer?"
Hostile furniture-armed chairs.
Sturm can't be beat in fine styles.
A novel issue-the latest romance.
Custom made clothing at Sturm's.
Call on Sturm and see the bargains.
Scramble you eggs now,-it's safer,
The echoes of the plowman are heard.
Take your rags to Edison & Young's.
How to tell a good tailor-by his hab-
its.
Facts are stubborn things. Mules are
facts.
Long flowing hair viii be fashionable
this year.
You can get a good hat for go cents at
Sturm's.
All trade dollars dated 1880 are coun-
Nerfeit.
House cleaning and late meals will be
n.xtin order.
For Lime, Cement and Plaster
"a 20 Rhea, Kelly & Co.'S.
aCorner statuary'' have emerged from
their winter quarters.
Camden wants q Bank. Let 'er have
it.
Never fail to call and see the immense
stock of clothing at Sturm's.
Hay must be scarce when farmers
come to town to buy it.
See the advertisement of Edison &
Young.
Yellow Pine Flooring cheap, at L.
Gabel & Co.'S, Eaton o.
Remember Sturm's stock Of hats. 1t
is the largest in the county.
Newspapers, religion, and milk tick
cts ought to be paid for in advance.
- Y. W. Lake will soon AVE a $Tee soda
fountain put up in his Drug Store.
sturm has the finest furnishing goods
in the county.
L. G. Abbott, ESQ, of Richmond, Ind,
was in Eaton on Friday last, on legal bu-
siness.
DR.. Stephens has set out four hand
some shade trees in front Of his residence
ON Main street.
Horse chromos furnished upon appli-
cation at this Office upon reasonable
terms.
1t is almost the season for neighbors to
notify each other that if those lens are
not shut up, they'll get shot.
A mule 1917 hands high, attached to a
movers wagon, passed through town
going west, on Thursday last.
You can get a good working suit, war
ranted to wear for one year, for 5000, at
StuFm.s
The prospect for an abundant harvest
of fruit and grain in this county this seas
on is reported as very good.
Owing to the recent cold snap fears
are entertained as to the safety of the
peach crop in this locality.
According to the Germantown Press,
Eaton is full of old ''fogs." Wonder if
there are any of 'em over there?
Judge Chambers has a watch in his
possession that was left with him to re-
pair forty-one years ago..
Go to Edison & Young's for Wall Pa
per and Curtain Goods. They have an
immense stock and sell low for cash.
Much loafing in stores seriously affects
trade. Ladies are unwilling to enter a
place of business when full of men.
Fish-worms are beginning to chin the
surface of the earth and look around for
boys with spades and an old oyster can.
Don't forget to take in the excursion
to Cincinnati, on Sunday next. The
trip will undoubtedly be a pleasant one.
1t is not generally known that it is
John ALLcoM Fleming who keeps the
Eagle" Most every one thought it
was simply John A.
An Indiana man has sued for a divorce
from his wife on the ground that she
whistles while he is reading the Bible.
No husband can stand that.
Wives of great men all remind US
We may make our wives sublime,
By the purchase of spring b~onnets,
Ii we purchase them in time.
Now is a good time to commence gath
ering and burning the rubbish that may
have accumulated around your premises
during the winter.
Mercer, the jeweer, Charley Guild,
Jas. Morelat, Eli Patty and Sam'l Potten-
ger,Sof Camden, we're in Eaton on bust
ness last week.
Frank Mitchell, the retireing Corpora
ton Clerk, has presented to the Council
one of the most concise and intelligent
reports ever renderedto that august body.
An Iowa woman dreamed that she saw
her husband kissing a certain neighbours
wife, and she arose and struck him across
the face and broke his nose. Man is no
where safe.
For Lime, Cementa and Plaster
go to Rhea, Kelly Sc Co.'S.
A correspondent OF a western paperre re-
commends an ointment composed of equal
parts of lard and gunpowder as a remedy
for scratches in horses, to be used daily
until cured.
Good c-ommon-sense, backed by agood
moral character, are qualities of sterling
value, and AN be engrafted upon the
young better by example than in any
other way.