The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-07-09
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\ IaugIable episode happened on sH+
special train which conveyed eseneral
Giant over tue Chicago and. Mto1t Sr5sa
! Chicago 10 Springfield, At one sc. tlle
stations y clap NTH n saaek rarnet-Bas
got aboard inst as the t,';ria@ fasas moving
of. Mr.. McaIullen,. general: nlst,sager of
the road. stepped from the. the coach eaEt
1 Elpul tlle platform. and WAS mistaken by
the man with the carpct-bag for General
Grant The intruder WAS about to Introduce
himself, when he was ordered by McMlll--
lcn7to get off. The fellow wanted 10
explain, bnt was fold TO ,'get of. - the
last command being delivered in sl,ch u
perenptory and authoritative tone of voice
that hejumped from the moving tar, AZ
he struck lie shook his Old black carpet
bag au AieAEullen and shouted, ,'(tol tlnr,h
Non Grant. / fit under YOU and voted
twiee5tor yorle'tor president. but ttlrn me
if vote for you again!'' -;--.=
& \ lazy boy was complaining that his bed
was too short, when his father stei.nly re-
piled, That is because you always too
long i'll it, >ir,
II plake ouly ono eondition--tllltI shall
always. play the leading fole.' ;, modestIy
exclaimed i young actor to IA. manager of.
whom he sought t. :ln engagement. - <*Alf
right was the ready rtplsY---:sl1nn III
MAKE yon promptel.. -, :, s..s'"ssg sszs...
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Said .une!e Thomas 10 his nephew wleln
! he wished to see weelded, 'tsJohn, which
do you love best, Alice, WhoEis preetg,a and
poor, orsJane, who rich but 7uglyr!" The
nephew replied, ~itlla sigh, 81 love Alice.
best, buy preteriJ anes!" -sz. s,'a..-sezt ssa@
''Goed, kind -he.fted souI- that she was, =,
said Joe Shuttle sls hc.mused on the excel
tIcllcitssof his bettcr-half, long since passed
away ,ItsI don't meet that weInan Ia
heaven, lihopett shallHniss her in the 'otA-
! er place. that's. all.a -: 20 .
is Tire little girl who was disappointed be-.
cause her name could not, be found in the.
Bible, says: Never mind [ will be. .e1lch
a good girl that, if ever another Bible is
written, my naile shall go into il. t.77''sss5s.zse
The subject for conversation ut an even
ing entertainment was the inteIligeneso of
animals, particularly Of dogs. Says Smith,,
There are dogs that have more sense than
! thcir masters. s'THst so,'' responded
Nj. F'ritznoodle:: I've got chat kind Of Il
dog mysclf..'< ss Y @
= Easez
I,ady-"A pretty sight, isn'tit, .tloctor,t
don't see any Of your: little ones here. |
hope You tlon't disapproyc Of juvenile par.
.ties:'s Or, Iittletums- famous for bis
diagnosis of .infantilc disease )-...I, fear
iiia,am.. On the contrary, live BY. tIlem.n', ,,
Worthy Magistrate-s villa! :..laan can
bc cruel enough to lnaltreats his lawful.
welded wife, and even hurf q. plate li ii her
lead iffi ifsonof il - But, your Honor, ~ do
you know ,iil6y, Ssifst' nv orfhr Magistrate
Eg--.*I ~ 1aye.not THAT honor.,.s Prisoner
''lhe!ijnsS Tbs, 80 Slow, I'd. 8
:9s Shs GnewlY. married, fanetfdoing. Ne1al,re
in 'hs housekeeping & tlepartmtpt -. And
yeasknow. .Rlly the tea issro ;,ssootl:. Be-
cause put IL tiny pinclJof soda in. The .pot.
pray ,~it,sl1efore YOU wert. lllarred, did
/ yolt# yerslautanfthing Iii rotir.leasss'. Ne
t--i. ies; used fto 6mt a8littIesbral9tv. i
ffNiolenees .. .*5.s
-h=littlc Ottawa miss Wss fakeHto cfa4ifvls
tor The tftst time.ittn3. beiug duly imlsegss-
ged with The necessity tlI;st -he SHOULD sks kEep
t'sas stititas u mouse. z She behaved her
FseEf untiltfTe preacher became warmed tp
5tothis work.; and tljell, thinking that he
was goiiigstoo far, she raised -Ilcr iiffaer..
and, looking str,ig III him. cried, !see
here, don't.Yol1 make sodnnol Iiois:es. . E,
Interesting away down East in 0IIfoun:.
Maine. II has found antl ..sIlunleIss'llted
e youth twelve years I'D, niliiet Jos. Ii.
Iserfiei. He is tht fftlh III Succession
bati ing: the same naine. further eirr
etnst:tisee Is that each of the i've mas The
tirst born, and 81 i've we're born Oh Tie
i first d;sx .oit Ri -.
f.mltlilate--''H How many cabs aid con-
yelsialces do you say there are in Lhe Iest.il,
s''fl:tliers: and how much do they AK ifor:
election: day Steward rs. :. / bout five.
hundred Sir Henry. Thes want ni'Ifse
pounds each for tllesday and tl1es.
Il all en- votes. SIT MY Trtluls
hum docs ,llental sum Bless my soul.
tllst four tll',asansl five hundred pounds
J,o3gotl knoW, ssinithers, begin 70 hase
.se'T ssksase doubts whether I'm i II az
proper person ssepHassat es,fs#tt - "a
.tHgfa izaaaiele Fs.HcI.