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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
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as to the best methods and remedies, for lie cure
OF constipation and disordcred liver and kidHrys.
Bat these that have used KidHcy Wort gre tltat
that * by fer the best medicine known. IL ac-
tion II prompt, thotaagh sud lasting bon take
pills. and other meFcuFiais that poison tie "
lem bat by using Kidney-W0rt restore the natJf-
81 action Of all the organs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

A German writer proposes to execute
criminals by means of an iron image OF
Justice, with an electric battery IN It's
inside The condemned man sits down
and gets his shock.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Every dairyman wishes 10 get the top price icr
his butter 1t can be done only by having il FER
feet in quality and appearance. When the color
becomes light it is necessary to add G little OF
Wells Richardson a. Co.'S Perfected Butter { ol-
or 10 keep il up to the June standard. Many
well known butter buyers recommend all their
patrons to use only this preparation, as II gt8es
The most perfect color
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Females that are liable TO suppression by tss-
ing cold or irregular or painful menstrauons,
should always keep Carriers Compound Extract
OF smartweed OF hand, and its uIs will eonvines
them that II 10 Natures remedy In those coA'
plants. q. Bosworth d Sons, wholesale sgens,
Milwaukee. o. Noble d Co., Froprietors, Erier
Penn
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
" Best Of AL"


BALTIMORE, Md, NQfch 90, 1879.
DR.. r. Y. PIERCE:
Dear Sir-My family have used your Favorite
Prescription, and il has done all that is claimed
for it, 1t lie the best of all preparations for wom
en- complaints. recommend il to sll families.
q NATERM Ilrnrltiet.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
Danger SignaIs.

Five eminent men have died within the past lev
yeekp Of Bright's Disease. and many more viii
soeu die OF the same fearful destroyer because
they DO not take Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure. the only suIe remedy for this and other
kidney and liver diseases.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
"Became Sound and Wtll. "

R4TCHER'S STATION, Ga.
r. V. PIERCE, NJ D.:
Dear Siy-My wife, who had been I'll for over
two years, and had tried many otner medicines,
became sound and well by using your FaYorite
Prescription. My niece was also cured by its
USE after several physicians had failed to DO her
any good ...---....
Yours truly THOMAS j. METHVIN.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

THE fair grounds at Nashville have
been sold for $40, 600 to firm of north
ern capitalists, who propose erecting
thereon furnaces and merchant iron
mill.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

A marriage performed in England
after II o'clock is not, as some suppose,
invalid, but any clergyman officiating
is subject to severe penalties. The
time of publishing the bans In church
was fixed by the rubric in order that
after full publication there would be
time enough to celebrate the ceremony
before IL O'Clock, in full sight of the
congregation, and this has frequently
been done, after which the public
church service is resumed. The old
custom of marrying under the gallows,
to save life, seems to have been the
most romantic of all forms of tying the
knot. Ii d man or woman would con-
sent to marry, under the gallows, per-
son condemned TO death, the criminal
might thereby be saved from execution.
An old English ballad tells the story OF
merchant of Chichester who was thus
saved from hanging by a loving maid
en-; and in 1884, at New York, a man
actually in this way escaped death.
Pinkerton tells the story of q criminal
who refused marriage at the foot of the
gallows and preferred death. The event
has been celebrated in rhy me, more
torclble than pohte:
There was victim in a cart,
One day. Tor 10 be hanged,
And his reprieve was granted,
And the cart made for to stand,
Come, marry a wife, and save your life =
The judge aloud did cry.
"Oh, why should | corrupt my life:'
The victim did reply.
"For here's q crowd of every sort.
And why should prevent their sport?
The bargains bad in every part,
The wife's the wOrst-drive on the CART
Here is another allusion to the Gus
tom from the Schole House, 1912:
Trewly some men there be
That live always in great horroure;
And say It goeth by destyne
To hange or well-both hath one houre:
And whether IL be, am well cure
Hangynge is better OF the twayne-
Sooner DONE and shorter payne.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Az agent of the Mormon Church has
been down In Mexico looking for good
location in which to make a Mormon
settlement. 1t is to be hoped that he
will find one.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

PEoPLg will not be so very foolish that
they will allow themselves to be deceiv-
ed with new Cough syrup when thsy
have experienced the value of DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup for many years. Price 25e.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
Answer This.

Did Won ever know any person to be illswithe ut
tnsetion Of the stomach. Liver or kidneys, or DID
you ever know one who was Wen when elmer
rnor ~ hear az any case OF the kind that bop
BItters would not cure. AK your neighoor tais
same ouestion.-TInsss
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

IN some of the counties in Colorado
the pupils in the public schools are
obliged to go from two to six miles to
coDOol
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Thus exclaimed an oil gentleman re-
covering from severe attack of TIE
b onchial tubes, "Sellers' Cough Syrup
cured me-" Price % cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

SPECIES of the cactus plant, fifty I.ect
high, that grow up like cigar, and Lo.t
delicious fruit, have been discovered il
Arizona Territory.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Use Kidney-Wort and rejoice in health. one
package makes six quarts OF Medicine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

o, our daughters society clasps It's hands
Our daughters who met this woman! II cries
For shamel your daughters are pure ana IN
stained
AS when hrst they saw her. All, save your
signs
In that very picture, brave men and bojs
KISS the sn0w-white hand as II waves to and
Yet YOU make no moan for the husbands and
sons,
Who there at her feet are kneeling low.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Rcv. 4. IL. Osgood, New York, says 81
! have had Dyspepsia, Weak Stomach ait
Nervousness. never had any medicine 10 q
me - much good as TUFTS pILLS. They are
as good as represented"
Onirc 81 Murray Street, New York.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
IA MIKE Gilt-Fdged Butter.

THE ice bridge over the Red river ut
Winnipeg is being made available this
Winter for railway purposes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

who were starting of in the night. He
was never seen again From the French
cfAiphonse DGuda.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
THEWAY OF THE TORLD.
ny 10 wINTEHGREEN.

The graceful droop Of the downcast eyes-
The dimpled cain. Struggled midst rare, rich
lace
The dainty gloves on the wee. white hands
The modest blush on the fair, sweet face.
She Is all correctness of dress and speech,
i model of decOrum, proud and prim;
And society welcomes, and opens its arms
tn the grave little lady. precise and trim.
IL.
In pale blue silk, blHshrosed and entrain,
With strap for a sleeve, and no neck TO spare,
While carelessy pushed from the rosy cheeks,
And hung to oEe side like boys, the blonde
hair,
With the neat little figure drawn tall and straight,
The little queen stands with royal grace;
Excitement CLOVIS in the sparkling eyes,
And excitements fire has flushed the face
She sings in caT0usal wild loud song;
one hand Is extended in gestures free;
The other is graSDing q wine glass filed.
And thrown DER her head in mirthful giee.
Upon her barred shoulders and down on the
dress,
The frothing champagne is recklessly splashed,
She drains the rest, and the goblet frail
On the velvet carpet is rudely dashed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
TINES FOR MARRIAGE.
Strange Impressions that are Enter
tanned in England in Regard 70 We'd
dings.

OF the times and seasons for mar
ryipg, says an exchange, it is necessary
to choose not only the man, but the
hour; not alone the season, but the day.
Here is the rule:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
Emerson's Anthem Book.
THE SlAEPlHa QUEEN, seoots) Fine operatta BY

TtmprsGnce ,Tet0tis. C}5 cts.) by j. II. TENNEY,
should be used by all Temperance aud
Reform Clubs
nv hook m niled free. for the retail price.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
TUTTS HAIR DYE,

GRAY HAIR OR WHISPERS changed 10 CT ossY
BLAg BY a single application q this DYE. lt i'm
parts Natural Color, acts lnstantaAeousy, and ie
as Harmless spring water. Sold by Druggists, %
sent by cypress ON receipt OF 81.
Office Is MurHaX ST.. Now YORK.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05

Monday for wealth,
Tuesday for health,
Wednesday the best d-y Of all
Thursday for crosses,
Friday for losses,
Saturday no luck at all
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-02-05
COMSTIp ATION.

DIR. I. Guy Lewis, Fulton, Ark, saysS
after a practice OF rs years, / pronounce
TUFTS PILLS the best anti-bilious medicins
ever 1Nade."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

CoRUNDUM.-The name corundum"
is applloa to all crystallizsd alumina.
1t is the hardest mineral in the world =,
except the diamond, and when in the
crystalline form aud transparent, con-
stitutes the Oriental gems, the sapphire,
ruby, emerald, topaz, ETC., etc., which
are Of great value, some even exceed
ing the diamond. because they are more
rare. 1t is used for abrasive purposes.
but as yet sufficient quantity has
lever been found in this country to
take the place of emery. 1t is much
harder than emery, performing the
work in less tint
Corundum occurs in the great chryso-
lite belt extending from the southern
part Of Virginia to middle Alabama.
passing IN south-westerly direction
into t4.e mountainous portion OF North
Carolina. In the south western conn
Ties III the Nautahala range OF noun
tains-one of the spurs Of the Blue
Rldge--and lying on either side of
Buck Greek, a tributary OF the Tenn
essee, at an elevation of from three to
four thousand feet, is the so-called
Cullakenee corundum mine, which has
been considered the largest deposit OF
corundum in this country. 1t covers
an area of three hundred acres.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06
I.ady's Maids and "ChaWles."

Thee has been much correspondence
of late of the grievance sort concern.
ing men servants anH maid servants. l!
il trite. indeed, to remark that there
are faults on both sides, j. e., on tina!
of the masters and mistresses as we'll as
on that of their deepen tents; but how
great and glaring they sometimes are
is scarcely credible. Nevertheless
the following examples can be vouched
for:
A lady Of fashion, Lady A, was
showing friend OF hers, Mrs. b
the other day, u necklace of gold and
tnrquoises, concerning which she re-
questcd her opinion. ~ think it is
very pretty said Mrs. Bits it fol
u marriage present 2 "A marriage
present. replied the other with some
contempt; cit is not quite good enough
for that; why, it only cost nae els.
bought 1t for my mail, Julia, who ii
gong toar upl-er servants party at the
Dake of C--'s to right. / have go,
her claret velvet dress which becomes
her admirably, and with the necklace
think she will bc-Ehat it is my wish
lady's maid i'll the room"
Mrs. b WIS too wise woman tC
suggest that velvet dresses and tur.
quolse necklaces were not, perhaps
tue most jndicious gifts that could be
bestowed upon i.dy's maid; but, upon
u subsequent occasion, happening tt
meet Julln, she expressed hope that
size had enjoyed her evening at the
Dukes.
Yes, ma'am, it was beautiful, and
every body was 30 polite. Indeed, I've
always found as the 'igh.bor servants
is allus the best hammered"
That use of tie term "high-born " in
a transferable sense is surely very
pretty!
Again, an old bachelor Baronct, Sil
w. D., whose name has been loug
associated with London society, Went
UP to Scotland in August last to shoe,
with the Earl of c.. On the second
morning after his arrival, however, he
announced lis intention of returning tc
town.
"G1ol Heavens!" said his host
"why, you promised me to stay Q
ihohtus h"Nc you hlhu Oat ucWo.
NJ" stammered the old buck, 81 t's
not exactly that; it's something that
has happened here, only Id rather moi
tell you
Pray tell me-" said the Earl; sit
viii not distress me, whatever it is
QUO half so mach AS your leaving in
this way without my knowing why
you're going"
Well, the fact is it's my Charles
You know my Charles ?-the most in.
valuable of servants, and absolutely in
dispensablc to me everywhere. Icould
not live a day without him"
Well, what of your Charles What
On earth can he have to do with youl
leaving us?'
"Why, this; you see, he complains
I'm very sorry, AMI 1 know its very
wrong of me to have spoilt him 80
but tie thing is done he complain:
that in your stewards room there is nj
champagne, anu he cannot live withou
his champagne.-Gentleman's Magazine
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

A relic OF Columbus has been dis.
covered at Trinidad. Irving tells the
story that on August LIST, 1893, the fleet
of Columbus came to anchor off Trini.
dad. During the night o loud noise
was heard and huge wave was seen
coming down on the fleet. The wave
was caused by the sudden rising Of the
rivers which flow into the Gulf of Paria.
1t struck Columbus ship, but, as il
is recorded, it only carried away an
anchor, and this anchor has now been
found by u Senior Agostno. 1t is OF
primitive form AID has ths date 1897
ON the stock.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

Society is just now busily continuing
new styles of dancing; but what the
ladies of this country really need is
recipe for graceful swoon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06
A Romantic Situation.

Miss Angelina Apem went rusticatin g
last summer with her ma. They found
board at pleasant country homestead,
where there was already quite q party.
Miss Apem desired to make herself
generally agreeable, and decided to
cultivate the acquaintance of the grand
mother of tho household ON the very
first evening after her arrival. Ac.
cordingly after tea, when the boarders
had assembled on the porch to enjoy a
cool breeze, Miss Apem opened on the
grandmother, who was busy with her
knitting.
This is very romantic situation, y
said the young lady addressing the ven
cradle dame.
The latter looked at her inquiringly.
This is a very romantic situation,
repeated the young lady in her sweetest
tones and little louder.
The old lady said: ~ am little
hard of hearing, please speak louder.
IHiS IS a rery romantic situation,
again repeated Miss Apem in higher
Key, coloring slightly and looking Il lit
tie embarrassed when she saw that she
was attracting the attention of the At.
semblage.
The old lady looked thoroughly puz-
zled aud said, :" a lettle louder, Miss. -
The young lady Redeemed visibly.
Three gentlemen were looking at her
with quizzical expressions, and four
ladies' were taking in the situation With
an evident relish. Miss Apem gathered
herself for the final struggle aud con-
centratlng all her power of speech, she
shouted: TINS Is A VERY ROMANTIC
sITUATIoN!"
Tnree elderly gentlemen jumped so
suddenly rs to throw their eyeglasses
from their noses. A croquet party came
running around the house to see what
was the matter. The house dog thought
an army Of tramps had invaded the
premises and ran toward the gate,
barking savagely. The man of the
mouse thought the fish peddler had ar
rived on his weekly visit, and yelled:
-Four pounds OF whitetish. three OF
trout and tive of bullheads!" A man
from town passing in buggy. thinking
some one had asked him about the
news in the city, replied: Nothing
new. "-Rvnte Sentinel.
| MUcH TO BE THANKFUL For. OF the
late Bishop Ames the following anec.
doto il related: While presiding over a
certain conference in the West, mem
Der began TRADE against the univer-
sites and education, thanking COD that
he had never been corrupted by con-
tact with college. After proceeding
thus for a few minutes. the Bishop in
terrupted with the question: DO l
understand that the brother thanks
God for his ignorance ?" "Well, yes,
WAS the answer, You can put it that
way if you want" "Well, all have
to say" said the Bishop in his sweet
musical tones, "All l have to say is
that the brother has great deal to
thank God for"
1t requires only two ounces of force
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

1t requires only two ounces OF force
to the square inch to convince some
men that it is too warm to go to church
when it is not too hot to row boat
five miles.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

THE SCOTCuMAN AND THE MINERALO
GIsT.-" Yon nam gave me his bag to
carry by short cut across the hills to
his inn, while he took the other road.
Eth! it was dreadful heavy, and, when
got out of his sight, 1 determined tc
see what was in it, for 1 wondered q,
the uncO weight Of the thing; and man,
it's no use for you to guess what was in
the bag, for you'd ne'er find out. II
was stones" land did you carry it?'
Garry it! Man, do you think L wa:
as mad as himself? Nae! nae!
emptied them all out, but L filled the
bag again from the pile near the house
and gave him good measure for hi'
money"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

To return good for good is civil cour-
tesy; evil for evil, malicious policy
evil for good, hateful ingratitude; good
for evil, true Christian charity
SCRLATTER.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-08-06

The next Presbyterian General AS.
sembly will be in Buffalo. N. Y.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-10-02
Burned to Death.

The Clarkeburg Telegram Of the
18th says "Miss BERTHE Edmiston,
of Clarksburg, lett on Wednesday OF
last week for echool at Winchester,
and on Monday last her body wac
brought home for burial. She was,
on Sunday night, sitting 10y d table
on which was lamp burning, when
the table tipped over, setting the oil
on FIRE. She picked up the lamp ard
threw it in a dish of water, which
caused it to explode, throwing the
burning oil over her person. She
ran down three fights of stairs before
che was caught. She wa9 30 badly
burned that her death ensued the
next morning. She was young
lady who, while attending Broaddus
College for the last two years, had
endeared herseif 10 many Ct our
towns-peOple."
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-10-02
CIRCUIT COURTS.

10. The state shall he divided into thir.
teen Cii cults. For the circuit herein
after called the first, two Judges shall
bG elected, and for each of the other cir>
cults one Judge shall be elected by the
voters thereof Each of The Judges so
elected shall holI his Office for the term
ot eight years, unless sooner removed i'm
the ma ner prescribed in this cOnstitu>
ton, The judges of the circuit courts i'm
Office when this article takes effect shall
remain therein until the expiration of the
term for which they have been elected in
the circuits in which they may respective.
~ reside, r1leSS soon removed a. azores
said. a vacancy in the Office ofa Judge of
the circuit court shall he filled in the same
manner as is provided for i'm any case of
vacancy in the Office Of Judge of tho
supreme court of appeals. During his
continuance In office the judge of a cir
cult court shall reside i'm the circuit of
which he Is judge. The business Of the
first circuit nay be appOrtiOned between
the judges thereof, and such judges NAV
hOld courts in the same county or i'm
different counties within the circuit AT
the same time or at diilent times, as NAV
be prescribed ny law.
ILL.,. A circuit court shall be hello in
every county In the State at least throo
times, In each year and provisions may
De made 10y law fOrhOlding special terms
Of said court a judge nf any circuit
may hold tho courts i'm another circut.
70 The Circnit Court shall have the
supervision and control ofall proceedings
before justices and other inferior tribti-
mails, by mdnddnils, prohibition and ccy~
hOydii. They shall except in cas- cs con-
fined exclusively by this constitution to
some other tribunal. have original and
general jurisdiction Of all matters at law
where IN amOunt ip controy crsy cxclu~
-lVc OF interest, eNcec is iify dollars Of
Wl cases OF hUjc0s cOyD,,s, D,0n,luHus.
quo 1rUIyoptO, AMI prohibition /:
aui al! cases in equity and at All
crimes and mi-dcueanors. They
shall have appellate jurisdiction iu
ail cases. civil and criminal. where am
appeal writ of error or NUpe,spIe1s may
Doe allowed Co thc iu guont nr proceed.
jugs OFF nr iulorior trinuual Thov sbaU
also have such other jurisdiction. ,yhoth-
cr supervisory, original. appD-
late. Jr cOncurrcut u.s. DIS or may Dice pc.
trriU0d hy law
l5. Until Otherwise provided hv aw.
thc state shall Doe divided into OBJ. d. IIow-
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-10-02
AT KtNGwooD.
The Dcnth IkmeII.

Maine sounds the death knoll of the
Republican party. AS it came into
power on tidal wave of public senti-
ment, strong-handed with avowed pol
icies and deep convictions, so now We
behold il drifting out to the dark sea Of
oblivian, battered and unworthy, with
scuttled hull and dismantled rigging.
As it rode forward with Lincoln in 1860
it goes down with Garfield in 1880.
And as Maine was part Of its triumph
then, so Maine is the keystone of its
disgrace and shame to-day. Here in
our own imperial State the effect OF
Maine will be electric. Its thrill of
magnetic exhilaration is felt already
everywhere. Old Democrats who voted
for Pierce and King in 1852, and whose
votes ever since have been Offset 10y
that Of Maine, look INTO each others
face with Joy to day which finds no
parallel in memory. Young Democrats
who have never known the pleasure Of
voting for a President who was inaug-
urated. find to-day fresh inspiration for
the combat here and newc onfdence in
the triumph Of their cause. within the
borders of the State there are $4,000
independent voters, and 100000 youths
who are to cast their first ballot this
year To each man in this great host
the news from Maine is truly a voice
from the "Dirigo' State-a voice which
will not be UNDECIDED. - Utica Observer