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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
Clerical iokers.

Two young men were chums and in-
innate friends in college. One became
a Baptist minister, the other an Epis-
copalian. They did not meet again for
years. When they did it was in the pull
pit of the Baptist, for whom the Episco-
palian preached, to the great satisfaction
of the congregation. Sermon over, the
two divines ducked their heads behind
the breastwork of the preaching desk
and held the following colloquy: Fine
sermon, Tom: much obliged Sorry
can't repay your kindness for preaching
by asking you to stay to our communion.
Can't though; you know, because you
have never been baptized" "Oh, don't
concern yourself about that jim; /
couldn't receive the communion at your
hands, as you have never been ordain-
ed'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
A DIspusted 0mcer.

Among the many curious stories told
about the old frigate Constitution is
the following: On board the "Guer-
riere, when captured was Lieutenant
afterwards Admira) Chads. Ill.luck
put him on board the Java" when
she was crippled and sunk. Years after
ward, Lieut.. Chads having become cap
tain and admiral, found himself lying
alongside his old enemy in the harbor
of Toulon, Commodore Patterson in
command. BY some great oversight in
firing a salute, the guns of the I" Consti-
tuition were left shotted, and the mis-
siles were sent wildly among the peace
full shipping among others reaching the
English flagship, and killed SEVERAL
Tradition says that Admiral Chads rush
ed on deck, and rather impetuously re-
marked, D. that old ship, believe
she will never stop firing at mel"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
American and Foreign Patents.

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VI HOSMER Il CO., Solicitors Patents pro
cured mall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE.
No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi-
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hearing. By 8. recent decision Of the Commits
sloner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to- Interference Gases be-
fore the Patent onlce. Extensions before Con-
gress, infringement Suits In different States and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents;. Send Stamp to Gilmore q Co., ror pamph
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Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the u.
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Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE- EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80 any 160 acre
pieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can
be located in the name ofthe purchaser upon any
el25 per acre 1t is Of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore q Co.,
for pamphlet OF Instruction.
ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS OF the
late war or their heirs, are in many cases entitled
to money from the Government OF which they
have no knowledge. Write full history OF service,
Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and full re-
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49, on,,,,Ps PEMS SI0Ns. ,
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Gases prosecuted by GILMORE& CO., before
the Supreme Court OF the United States, the Court
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Each department OF our business Is conducted
In aseparate bureau, under charge OF the same
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Prompt attention TO all business entrusted to
GILMORE Il CO., is thus secured. We desire to
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
The Best Diamond Out.

" Jerusher," exclaimed her true love
lit was in Bridgeton, Conn., Jerusher,
what'll you take for that gold ring o.
yourn ?''
Well, 1 don't know, jeremiah" !"
said she; "you know it's 1Sk."
Just let me have it," pleaded Jerry,
"and I'll send you q diamond for it to-
morrow as good one as there ia any
where"
" Honest iDjun, jeremiah
" No mistake"
He captured the ring, and just before
he started for Texas next morning, he
sent her the jack of diamonds, bearing
this inscription:
eff diamonds are trump, this is the
best diamond out. Amen"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
Wanted Her Affirmative.


He asked her for her Photograph
She excused herself with some kind of
story about her negative being lost, and
another would have to be secured, &C.,
when he interrupted her rather warmly
with the remark
What do you suppose L care for your
negative, Carrie? It's your affirma-
tive I've been after these six months |"
She said nothing. but kind o. turned
up the whites of her eyes, and newell,
it is no body's business what he did. 1t
is only necessary to say that he started
for the tailor's first thing next morning.
and she-why she has done nothing but
try on all sorts of things ever since.
EY' Are you fond of gamer" asked
Bellda's husband, sticking his fork into
the canvas-back. Mrs. Codington did
not answer for amoment. 1t was clear
that the query had called up recollec-
tions Of the past. Looking up, with
smile perambulating around the deep
ruts Old Time had worn in her kindly
face, she said &C When Daniel was alive
we used to have good rubber of whist
now and then but as for your new fan
gled games, such as eureka, cabbage and
physique, I'm too old to learn any of
them. But don't mind me, Theodore;
if the young folks want to play, let
them; would be the last to interfere
with any of their harmless recrimina-
TONS"
eaS When the triangle had called the
meeting to order, Brother Gardner arose
with his usual sickness, and said
"Gem'len, If 1t wasn't for de wheels on
wagin, de wagin wouldn't move.
| When de wheels am on, den what y"
"Greasel" the old man Toots solemnly
exclaimed.
"K-rectl'' whispered the President
softly, rubbing his hands together;
"We hez the wagin an de wheels; wen
now pass de hat round for de greasel''
Ky- 1t is said that two Presbyterians,
two Baptists, two Universalists and an
active Jew recently met and conversed
on theology together without quarrellng
| in Boston. The reason they did not
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
Professional Cards.

II E, JUNKIN, Attorney -at.Law,
9s New bloomfield. Perry CO., Pe.
,.sn- orice--Next door to the residence oiJudge
Junkin. 45tf
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02
MEMS WEAR SsS: g. f$ sss; s:s sSi $ 8 ss: !:

anime the splendid assortment for sale by II
price.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02

III nnOA MONTH guaranteed. sl2 a
u0HIHH nday at home made by the indus.
huNI utrl0us. Capital not required we
MV1IUI Twill start you. Men, women. boys
aHUtVEE land girls make money faster at
WVIVyVIwork for ms than at anything else.
n - ~ The work Is light and pleasant,
and such as any one can 20 right
at. THOSE who are wise who see this notice will
send US their address at once aud see for them
selves. Costly Outflt and terms free. Now Is the
time. Those already at work are laying up large
sums OF money. Address TRUE 9 Co, Augusta,
Maine. ~ 1y q
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-03-02

Ry- 1t is said that two Presbyterians,
two Baptists, two Universalists and an
active Jew recently met and conversed
on theology together without quarreling
in Boston. The reason they did not
quarrel in Boston was because they were
in New York.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

THE Democratic Central Committee
of Utah met at Salt Lake on the 18th
and after electing delegate to the
Cincinnati Convention adopted the
following anti-polygamy resolutions:
Resolued, That tits the solemn duty of
the Government to provide suitable
law for suppressing the practice Of
polygamy in the Territories, and pro-
per officers to enforce it; that this 81.
gantic evil, which. has SO long -four
ished in spite of the zeal of Repubi'
can Conventions and apathy Of Repub-
lican administrations, shall cease.
Resolced, That our delegate, A. G.
Campbell, present the foregoing reso-
lutions to the attention and considcra'
ton of National Democratic Conven-
ton to be held at Cincinnati ON the
22d instant, and urge that the prin-
cipes therein expressed be embodied
in the platform and enunciated by said
Convention.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22
t,hran Concentration.

Il appears that tho low-grade ores
OF the Frerland mine in Colorado are
concentrated AZ the rate Of so cents
per ton. This information is give by
Mr.. 0sbiston, weIl-known Gomstock
winning expert, aud now manager of
The Freeland Tie Freeland machin-
cry ~ driven hy water power; and it
is suggested that the mines Of the
Comstock. several Of which contain
thousands Of tons Of lowgrado ore,
could also use water-power by running
their ores through tic Sutro tunnel 10
the Carson river 1t is evident that
the time is coming when the poor ores
Of the Comsioek will be utilized and
made profitable by simple aud cheap
concentration.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22
The Question or the Removal OF the
Colorado Indians.

Tho conference committee on the
Indian bin agreed torcport an amend
ment directing the Secretary Of the
Interior To locate the Uncompabgrcs
aud Southern Utes on agricultural
lands ii Colorado. provided sufficient
agricultural lands can be obtained
within the limits Of The present Ute
reservation IN Colorado TO aecomme-
date them. Ii the event Of the secre-
tary failing to find sufficient agricui-
tnral lands in the Colorado reserva-
ton 10 accommodate them all, he Is
directed by the amendment 70 locate
those unprovided for in Colorado upon
occupied lands in New Mexico IN the
vicinity Of La Platte river, Or IN Utah
within the limits OF the present Uintah
reservation.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

- =.
The New York Herald concludes its
article inns: The Republican leaders
in this State having gone into the
third term movement with all their
zeal, will DO crippled By this tremen-
dious mistake; and by the loss ofpres.
tige which attends It's failure, and I
the Democratic party should be re-
united the chances arc against Gar
field carrying New York. whoae loss
would be fatal to his hopes. The lie.
publican party is weakened BY the
long contest al Chicago, weakened by
strenuous efforts for the third term BY
many Of its principal leaders, weaken
ed by its nomination Of ticket which
none Of it's members wonld have re
commended or thought OF IN advance
and 1t will have a hard battle to ligh
il the Democratic party should make !
reasonably good nomination.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22
isarnan's Project.

Tho Madison Square property. New
York, formerly called Gilinore's Car
den, has been disposed Of for $500, 900
70 Barnum's Museum Company, COR
poration with capital Of $4,000. 600,
for the purpose Of erecting the largest
exhibition buildinG in the world, in
GLIDING under ono roof museum,
opera-house, coliseum, theater, hippo
dronc, tropical garden, etc, to DO fin
ished aud opened carly next year
William II. Vanderbilt made sub
scription Of Sa5o,ooO to the enterprise
and is one Of it's Directors, and 7. I
Barnum and other well-known capt
talists will be largely interested. Mr.
Barium will also probably be rresi
dent Of the company.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22
rACrs ABOUT GARFIELD.
New York sun.


The character Of Gen. Garfield can
be judged BY the following consplcu-
GUS facts
When, in 1872, the Credit Mobilier
bribery and corruption among mem
bers OF Congress were first exposed,
Gen. Garfield was one among those
accused He immediately published a
letter expressly and positively deny
ing that he had any share in t..
Next, on jan "A. 1873, he appeared
before the committee Of the House Of
Representatives, and under oath de-
clarcd: II never owned, received, or
agreed to receive any stock Of the
Credit Mobilier. or Of the Union Paci-
iic Railroad, nor any diridend on profits
arising from either Of H.cm.'
But on Jan % next following, the
Hon. Cakes Ames was examined be-
fore the same committee, ard proved
by record evidence, partly in General
Garlield's own handwriting, that Gen
Garfield had had stock in the Credit
Mobilier, and that he had sreceived
dividends tl,ereupon. Mr.. Ames also
testified that Gen. Garfield had visited
hin subsequent to the commencement
of the investigation by the House, and
had endeavored to induce him to swear
before the committee that money thus
maid him as dividends had been de-
livered to him as loan; and yet at
the very same time that he had err
dcavored to procure this false testi-
mony from Mr.. Ames, Garfield had
called upon Amcs to pay him an add
tional sum Of money on account OF the
Credit Mobilier, claiming that the divi-
dends he had already received had
not been as large as they should have
been.
A pcrjurer, and man who attempts
to snborn perjury, is not fit to be Pre-
sident.
i One other important feature in the
history Of Gen. Garlicll is his relation
to the De Golyer paving contract
| One De Golyer had made a contract
with the Shepherd Ring in Washing
ton to put down a quantity OF paten
pavement. Gen. Garfield was Chair
man Of the Committee on Appropria
tions in the House of Representatives
, La order to pay for this patent pave
ment, All appropriation was needed
from Congress- The sum Of five thous
and dollars was paid to Garfield OF
behalf Of De Golyer, and appropria
tons to the amount of millions OF dol
lars were thereafter granted to The
Washington Ring, the appropriation
for the De Golyer pavement being in
cluded therein
These are some Of the facts in th'
public record Of James A Carried
now the Republican candidate 70
President of the United States
And yet, Notwithstanding all this
, the mischiefs Of electing such MAJ
President would all seem blessing
compared to the resslts which woul
have followed the success of Gran
: and tue third term.
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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

As THE time for truly agricultural
fairs draws nigh, the committees are
hunting around fcr lawyers and cler-
;.yn,en TO address tic farmers upon
agricultural topics.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

DUnNa the month Of May the Mint
in San Francisco coined 10000 double
eagles. G2,eOo eagles. $4,000 hale
eagles, and 100000 standard dollars
in all, 100000 pieces, of the value
of $2,s9o,oo0 At Carson. New, the
amount coined was: Halfeagles, $500,
value, SAT, 545; $1,000 standard silver
dollars--in all, 96.5o9 pieces, of the
value OF $I34,545.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

CAnEr WHITAKER has been found de-
iicient in philosophy by the West Point
Academy Board.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22

The Chinese Embassy at Berlin de-
Mics all knowledge Of war prepare
tiuus in China.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22
Order of Ceremonies:

Order of Ceremonies:
l. Music by the Band.
2. Prayer by the Chaplain.
3. Singing
4. Reading of Declaration of Indepen.
dence
5. Music by the Band
8. Reading of the Poem.
Z. Singing.
s. Grafton.
0. Music by the Band.
AFTERNOON.
1, Procession by the Calithumpians.
2. Grafton by the Unknown.
8. Base Ball Game by the Garfield
and Mutual, Clubs.
4. The whole to conclude with Fire
Works and Grand Ball, given b,
the Idaho City Brass Band,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1880-06-22


Masonic Hail.
/, Idaho City Brass Band.
Q, Minute Men.
B. President and Vice Presidents.
4. Orator, Reader and Chaplain.
5. Liberty Car
6. School Children.
Z. Citizens on foot.
s. Citizens on horseback.
Line of March:
Up Wall street to Montgomery,
Down Montgomery to Commercial,
Up Commercial to Main,
Up Main TO the School House.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1880-03-25
CONSUMPTION CURED.

AN old physician, retired from practice hav-
ing had placed in his hands by an East India
missionary the formula of simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent cure for
consumption, bronchitis, catarrh, asthma, and
all throat and lung affections, also positive and
radical cure for nervous debility and all nervous
complaints, after having tested its wonderful
curative powers in thousands of cases. has felt
ii his duty to make il known to his suffering
fellows. Actuated by this motive and desire
10 relieve human suffering will send free of
charge TO all who desire it, this recipe. in Ger
man, French or English. with full directions for
preparing and using. Sent by mail by address
ing with stamp, naming this paper, W. W. SHER-
AR, lac Powers Block, Rochester. New York.
oct cow ex mar 4
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1880-03-25
First publication March IS, 1880.

First publication March IS. 1900 No %
TN PROBATE-MANITOWOC COUNTY COURT
l In the matter of the estate of Carl A. Zue s
dorf, deceased.
To all whom it may concern: Letters testamcn-
tary on said estate having been issued to Ferdi-
nand Zastrow, on the 18th day of March, A. D.
1850, and six months from and after said day be
ing allowed and limited for creditors to present
their claims for examination and allowance, no
tce Is hereby given that the undersigned will on
the third Tuesday of September, A. D, 1880 al
the Probate Office in the city of Msnitowoc, il
said county. receive, examine and adjust all
claims, and demands of all persons against said
deceased.
Dated March 18th, 1880
MICHAEL KIRWAN, County Judge
Nash d SchmitZ, Attys. apr
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(Flrst publication March 26. 1sS9l \

krlTsl puDlICalicD MATCH 70. lSSD.) NOR
IN PROBATE,-MANITOwOC COUNTY COURT
L In the matter Of the estate of Ernestine Drum,
deceased.
On reading and fling the petition of August
Dreger, of said county, representing among other
things that Ernestine Drum, late of Manitowoc
Rapids, in said county, on the 18th day of August
A. D. 1873, at tomc-;n the town Of ManitowCc
Rapids, died interstate leaving goods, chattels and
estate within this state. and that the said petition
er Is creditor of said deceased and that the next
of kin Of said deceased have neglected to have ad-
minstration OF said estate and praying that ad-
ministration of said estate be to Don. A. Shove
granted, it is ordered that said petition be heard
before the Judge of this court, on Tuesday, The
10th day of April a. D.. 1880, az 10 o'clock A "
at my office in said county.
Ordered further, that notice thereof be given to
the heirs of said deceased, and to all persons n
terssted, by publishing "opy of this order or
three successive weeks prior to said day of hear
ing, in the Manitowoc Pilot, q weekly newspaper
published at Manitowoc. in said county
MICHAEL : lRWAN, County Judge
Dated at Manitowoc, the 18th day of March, A.
D., 1880.
Don A. Shove, Atty. apr,
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First puhl;cation March Il 1881 !

IN NOTWITHSTANDING COUNTY COURT
nix. deceased
On reading and filing the petition of Peter Wer-
rer, administrator Of the estate of said deceased
representing among other things, that he has full
~ adm Mustered said estate, and praying that a
time and place be fixed tor examining and allow
ing his account of his administration filed in this
court. Ii is ordered that said account be examin-
ed by the judge ofthis court, on Tuesday the 9th
day of april, \. D., 1850 At 10 O'Clock A NJ at
my office in said county.
Ordered further, that notice thereof be given to
the heirs OF said deceased and to all persons in
terested, by publishing copy of this order for
three weeks prior TO said day OF hearing, in the
Nanitowoc Pilot weekly newspaper published
81 Maaitowoc in said county.
Dated at ManitOwoc, the 18th day of March A.
=, 1871 mar 70
MICHAEL KIRWAN, County Judge.
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First publication March 4, 1901 No. IL

First publication March 4, 1SS0) No Is.
IN PROBATE, - MANIToWoC COUNTY COURT
/ In the matter OF the estate of Michael Kava-
naugh. deceased.
mentary said estate having this day been is
sued to Bridget KavanaHgh, and six months from
and after said day being allowed and limited for
creditors to present their claims for examination
and allowance, notice is hereby given that the
undersigned will, on the second Tuesdays of June
and September, 1880, at the Probate Office in the
city of Manitowoc, in said county, receive, exam.
inc and adjust all claims and demands of all per.
sons against said deceased.
Dated, March 2. 1890.
MICHAEL KIRWAN, County Judge.
II. G. & W. j. Turner, Attys.
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SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

Mantowoc, Wis. March 9, 1880.
In compliance with the foregoing notice and
with the statutes in such cases made and provid-
ed, notice is hereby given, that an election will
be held the first Tuesday OF April, A. d. 1880.
III the several towns wards, villages and election
districts in the county OF Manitowoc, for the cleo
ton of Judge, for the Fourth Judicial Circuit in
place of the Hon. Campbell Mclean, whose term
will expire on the first Monday of January. A D..
ISL. said election to be held and conducted.
votes canvassed, and returns made in accordance
with the provisions of law.
Given under my hand at the SherifT-s ONCE. in
the city of Manitowoc, Wis, this 9th day of March.
A D., 1880
p. J. PIERCE, Sheriff of Manitowoc COUNTY Wis
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CTATE OF wIsCONsIN,-CoUNTY COURT FOR
~ MANITOMnC COUNTY In PRARATE

ST4TE OF WISCONSIN-CoUNTY COURT FOR
- MaNITOW0C COUNTY.-IN PROBATE.
Notice Is hereby given, that at the regular term
Of the county court. 70 be held in and for said
county, at the Office of the County Judge, in the
city OF Manitowoc, in said county. on the fret
Tuesday of April, 4. D., 1886, the following mat
tiers will be heard and considered:
No. II.
The application Of Elizabeth Rumpf, to admit 10
probate the last will and Testament of PETER
RUNPF, late OF the town of Mishicott, in said
county, deceased. Il. g. & W. J. Turner, Attys. ]
No. IS.
The application of Margaretha StefFen, admins
trstrix OF the estate OF VINCENz STBFFEN, late OF
the town of Meeme, in said county, deceased. for
the examination and allowance of her final &C
count as said administrator. Nash & Schmitz
Attys.
No. l9.
The application of Eugenia Luy, Administrative
OF the estate of BENJAMIN LUY, late of the town
OF Gibson, in said county, deceased, for the ex
animation and allowance Of her final account as
said Administrative. IA. G. i W.. Turner, At
torneys,l
No. 20.
The application of Peter Werner administrator
OF the estate of GEORGE FEKER, late of the town
OF Centerville, in said county, deceased, for the
examination and allowance OF his final account 8:
such administrator. (. d. Treat, Atty.l
Dated, March u, 1880.
By order of the Court:
MICHAEL kiRWAN, County Judge.