Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-09-10
TOO LATE FOR THE TRAN.
THE MAN WHO WALKED FROM FRANKToWN ~
SEE THE PRESIDENT, AND WAS TEN Mn
UTES BEHIND HAND.

THE MAN WHO WALKED FROM FRANKTO"N II
SEE THE PRESIDENT, AND WAS TEN MIN
UrEs BEHIND HAND.
Yesterday about noon man walked into
the APPEAL office, in good natured state Of
intoxication, and balancing himself alongside
the editors table, remarked
"Sthop my baber!''
"What's the matter?" said the mailing
clerk, unaccustomed to such demand.
"Dis planned ABBEAL dakes now ten years
und hear it call on der beebles to chuck nit
rhotten EGGS at the Bresidend. You sthop em
right away
"Thats the Chronicle you mean" said the
clerk.
"Vel sthop dot Krosikal den. Ware is dot
Kronihall sthop i'm mineself.'
When informed that the Chronicle was q
Virginia City emanation, he concluded to
wait another day.
HIS DASHED HOPES.
"Dis morning miss dot train and tole de
ole vomun CESS GO up and see Hayes. Ye
see dono Hayes. 1 live thirty odd years in
de country und never see dot Bresidend vonce.
Ven l got CUP, doner und blixen, dots vot
said; don't take Won word back, dot trains
gone Veil, den hollers, und der train don't
sthop. I see dot kornductor Werrill sthand
ing on dot platform und latin right OF me,
und when slump high in de air und sphread
cut miueself wide, still dot train don't sthop
like sometime to getch dot fellar Warrington.
He charge me two dollar for my ride und
didn't sthop dot train before got on, but
didn't care binch of row of nine bins for
him. What kind of a country you call me,
when man wants to see dot Bresidend und
nopoty sthops Diet train ven der fare vas two
tollars from Rheno?'
Ibid you have ticket2' asked printer.
81 py dot dicket last week SO as to pc shure
und not getch dot rush. l shake dot dicket
NIT dot train und den she don't sthep,"
THE JOKE ON THE ROAD.
clad you bought your ticke: at the right
time you could have got it for half price,"
Half brice Is dot so, und dot ticket tman
meier tell me vonce. Py gimminy dot T. und
v. railroad schwindles efrypoty all de vile.
Vail ven de thrain got On de eader side of de
hill I says git de shoke On 'em. walk und
get up a nudder shoke. tear up dot ticket
und dhrow EN- all over the thrack. Yering.
ton meier see dot ticket again. Don't l got
event. Beoble got up bretty gwick in de
mornin' ven dey tackles Hans Reglemap, l
dell you dot right now Veil walk ub all
lie way on de drack De schwitch man he saw
me- walk in de drack bud don't dare say
vord. give the rhales kick right unter his
nose and he was afraid to put me off,"
"You might have saved ten miles by taking
he wagon road, said the mailing clerk.
"Vall, l know dot, bud but hat not
spite against dot wagon road get even on
lot T. and v. Ven got here Hayes he vas
en- minutes gone"
ANXIOUS ABOUT THE GOVERNOR.
"Vell, don't care for dot, hear he had
pretty goot time. Say, you dell me dis How
lid Governor Kinkead behave. Did he re-
;eive him in goot sthyle. Set up de vine
Ind bretzles 2"
"Vall dare vas considerable sth yle about |
lot weller Kinkead. Oft Bradley he vas
hnide ven it Come to receivin' anyboty. Goot |
nan but no sthyle."
He turned three back somersaults at the
Iepot when Hayes arrived.
Vail, now, l like dot. Kinkead vas
turner vonce. I, see him turn. He's mighty
oct on de parallel pars. One day | see him
ig foot pail clear ofer houze. How did
Jasper Papcock act p
Walked tight rope in front of Johnny
Ioore's saloon"
"Goot 'noagh. like to see man amoose
e president. Papcsck vas pretty goot for
n old man. How did Jewett Adams con-
uct himselff'
He sang comic song
" Funny Teller dot Adams. Ven he
peaks always hear de poys laugh. Veil l
uess the President got in all right, anyhow.
loot by. Ven you come to Franktown stop
nit me. l keep boarding houze"
Many boardsrs p
"NO, de weller achrost de street keeps de
oarders, l shust keep de houze.'
WHAT 1T COsTs TO ADvERTIsE.-Beskoh has
n some months past been a liberal advertiser
/ the APPEAL. He not only puts in big
isplay ad but gets poster and DODGERS print |