, 1880-05-25

PERSONALS.
4 YOUNG lnt1y lip town rcpcls the ,omo,,,.
snntlur TINT sho Is " tluotuattng." "ror In ~,
why's Mt par-to buy mo something"
aTr. Edison llas received nnother pa,pn, r.,
mn Improved phonngraph, hut We susnpct ~.
nothing Int tho ollono with vassar air M" tn,',s
II don't mean 10 reflect OIL yos,." .a1d mn
man to n,tothcr. "Nn." wns tho reply, youn
not polished onot'gh to reflect upon ansboly,"
"Sonior "-Ycs, Ajnx was tho pasty ,sho
ttefet the lightning, but yoli should rc1ac,n,s,
thnt Mt that tllno Now Jersey lightning vas mt
Ihyontcd.
l}ashful lovcr ito his belle>-"Wout1 tb,.
Ind three Kilograms Of dynatuttor' r1clIc-
"Why, ninnaloirg' l3.lshtul lovcr-"To brp,k
tho leo botwcen uR."
A. Kentucky glrl says when st,e dies Aha
desires 10 have tot,acco planted over her arsrs
Tint tho weed. t,n,,rlshcd by her body, mnYts
chcwc'1 by her bcrrnvcd loyors. Theru Is poe,,,
lii tho itlen,
a female correspondent of a religion,
newspaper ut Ctttandnxua, n. r., visited Coun.
i,ey, tho nnrsi11an;n few wcrks avo, and urctd
him to psiy night at1f day without ccasng a. 81
MD Of w1n1,lng tho l1o,tt raco Even tho flrpcat
believers In tho elfenpy or praycr must weaken
II little In tho caso OF n subject whose moneYb
bet on tho othor itnn,
WHARF H., ' ~ n 1nrtro "u,o sns nse mouse
cn,ly for sole. Tho INN, mid to his Win n VII
step III and ask tho aucttonrcr II there Is IA
auction herd" lie soon ruttlrtlc1 and 1skl.
Tho auctioneor Buys thoro is M auction ht,e,
hut there IL nft auction near" Ills wife M
qu1uk enough for him, however, for she asked,
sei o"e uey So.l'
NET asltl let Wootts, OF Mafio1i, u, warned
tholr fhthor thAt II lie t'ok n second wlfo they
would cxtorttiinHte her. lilo dlsobeycd. The
girls ttrtt!cd themselves with revolfcEs Oh Tho
night Of tho inarrlnge, broke opu,i tho door Of
tho brlaat ehamber, and Tired several shots nta
THO t.hfRhtss. Ihoy sht8scu thotf sfep- -m0thef
however. md slightly wounded thor father. Ia
case NJ tnnsl Pet conclude to make eapreaf
excursion to Ch'oago we shnll ont!eavor to warn
'no s"a"s nun Ut la's o''s u 'n''s coming.
otndoiits vi ltterlture hn4e ITO aonot 10
ticc'' II 'teellch ehanao II Inc poetry Of America
Some songs OF tho Utscte-ueorge- llas. lost-li4'
Toathpiex ofdef afo is'p'ul4 going OUT o. sSe'
ana III tlnlr plaoe mas fsson achooI Of poes5
tho sona or which '1avc notro l'ke a hen step.
ping over staeRe' nna thoy 'nsaf'ao'y uest@
nun or women VINO are dyspeptle 4fom 4ose. 4H'
l'9st n!ght wsM!t thG 1ttio erSai0a ro9
Anil sliver ilshis cino stelHE through iii soon4
Yoa h,lI tll9 tao :at ~, Moman !cyo t9 Meat;
Xiii ,iecp eyGs alowiiiE With d tendsr iIa1I =
MeTo nctlnKf Aut y0ar p1wor, wna naaf llylae
10y ~. ..,u J..
Juase tAtoh hAs Eot o'teA llos' "'e a.pm
Jathh III laf ha sun Fra1'e'sco' "he1s, ~ M'ts'
aeeouhta NJ % uo'a'neu y" aseo"1t " Nv Il.
Gus 'llhcsa VI strs. Hh.on' lno xo,'4 w.
anxiety aboa,t h's W!ies aeatn' uoupuess k.s.
l!tllo thot1ght ~ pol'l'cs aool. hhet aau "s1
au.to ectut,il !t4 pee'1 so',euu's ~ s"s,too
sv.e'ueo ~ to aso ~. n.' lno.ion far oy.
ornns ~, 1,,InnIa ~, thot r. i,on,natrd It viii
h., th, ,,,.,,it ~ m oynnctntton of thu sort Of
nfrort ,n hta ,,nrt yat wo hnvs no doubt 10
,y.u,,,, ".cant amch n nnntnation # tcudcred,
woiu aeeepe SUN !tol,',es. ~. w. : stsic mns
saso,.t,, ~ tho h,,or t,r ,yo,,1t n,akn st.opg.
~ an',,sn,n III ~ Sut.,,s, f11t, Er<s.Tntitr.
~ =, - =. n....,, r,arh.,
lel)aa1in Il tlenoy' VI Es'ui. .'',sSa. ,or,.
| Of tho United stafcA q CahaaA hap.es. ",.k sSu
paly, h'ls iald INTO tho Ireasnrs VI nu.a
college sbauu bS h's ohccx' " tas7. ',tss aan
etood TINT s!o"o VIII 10 ueVo.eu ~ toa" viii.
cheney trosessofshlp OF ha1neta"'se.. ,.,a % .
thoro IL Il Hntiohat aebt 10 pHy tns eess"s saeo
lnrga SUN to slnahuer III payus ~ IN
whose sole balnesa Will CONSIST ~ m saa.sts
make tnouehsiFe ooys tno 'feE.sl.1I. y. ..s,S I'M
rcKariing now 1ar ease sesse' so'Is ~. eatt
dtilt win wcst WING III oaso Luz 49, I"p a,as. h.
to ttk1ng politlcs villa tao S'ato hte "as Stse,
baat to got thrce points oil her ooafso tos
minutes. ltlsn n notorious lact uns sua s. ~ M.
nun who 80 far forget tnelf mhnuooa ia ri.
caslonatly solve tho proolofhs pecsen u," ~ n,
.eso .aea''ts M sent hs,Sonnm sv t0 on frosht a,n
aftor leaving ach', wleroas those who ,,s .saa y