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GENERAL NOTICES.
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State OF California. Notice.-There IS refinement
upon the following described stock on account of
assessment levied on the 9th day OF MARCH 1850
and on account of previous assessment levied on the
2sth day of JUNE, 1879, and which still remains
unpaid, the several amounts set opposite the name
of the respecting shareholdeIs as follows.
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METROPOLITAN THEATER.
Sacramento Savings Bank.
NOTICE. TO DEPOSITORS.

A ia MEETING OF THE MEMBERS OF THE
IN above corporation, held on the 18th day OF
APRIL, 1880, it unanimously decided to close
up the business of the SACRAMENTO SAVINGS
BANK, on the LIST day of MAY, 1850. dividend
at the rate of 8 per cent. per annum from the
earnings, from JANUARY LIST to MAY l, 1850;
also, an Extra Dividend Of the Reserve
Fund of 81 per cent. will be paid to all de-
posltors on their deposit balance, APRIL 80, 1880.
Al deposits, dividends and claims against the said
bank, payable on demand, from and after MAY l,
1880.
No interest will be paid on deposits after MAY l,
1880, and depositors hereby notified to close
their accounts ON that day.
By order Of the Board of Directors.
ED. r. HAMILTON, Secretary.
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THE NEW CONSTITUTION AND TIE
SAVINGS BANKS.


published in this mornings RECORD UNION,
the management of the Sacramento Savings
Bank has decided to discontinue business.
The reasons for this action are not far to
seek. The new Constitution and the new
revenue law framed in accordance with its
provisions, prescribe double taxation of all
deposits in Savings Banks. The law sets
up an invidious discrimination against the
savings of the mechanic, the domestic SER
want, the small tradesman, the poor man
generally. 1t discourages the accumulation
OF capital by all these classes, and it puts
veto on the profitable employment of
such capital. The managers of the Sacra-
mento Savings Bank, realizing the futility
of any attempt to make head against this
state of the law, have, in defence alike
of their own interests and those of their
depositors, determined to discontinue
business under the old conditions.
The bank is in aourishing state, and
this step viii involve no inconvenience
or loss to the depositors, who will
be free to renew their connection
with the Sacramento Bank, which
is organized under the general law,
and which will continue business under the
old management. The effect of the change,
in fact, will simply be to avoid double taxa
ton, and enable customers to employ their
savings as heretofore to the greatest adj
vantage. The details of the new plan will
be found elsewhere, and doubtless the end
aimed at will be attained. In the present
instance it has been found possible to avoid
the injurious consequences of the new
revenue law; but it does not therefore fol-
low that all Savings Banks will be in a
position to adopt the same method The
experience, but the Assessors are now at
work throughout the State under its pro-
visions, and the new assessment blanks,
which were explained quite fully in our
local columns yesterday, will soon convince
taxpayers that double taxation of the most
uncompromising kind is demanded. We
do not know what course the Savings
Banks of San Francisco intend to pur-
sue, but it is evident that they will
not be able to continue business
under the old methods. The
same reasons which have compelled the
Sacramento Savings Bank to the change
announced to-day, must destroy their use
fulness. Depositors neither can nor will
pay two taxes on their deposits, and as
there is no doubt as to the demand for
such dual payment under the new law, it
must be regarded as certain that all mutual
corporations will have to abandon their
present organization, even if they do not
find it necessary to discontinue their bust
ness. But for the circumstance that four
per cent. Government bonds are just now
at quite high premium, it is probable that
very general investment in that class
of securities would have resulted from the
new revenue law. As it is, large amounts
of capital will be Withdrawn from the
market, and, as always happens in such
cases, a considerable percentage of it will
for long time remain inaccessible to the
borrower
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PACIFIC SLOPE NEWS.

LAST NIGHTS DISPATCHES TO THE RECORD
UNION.
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OREGON AND WASHINGTON TERRITORY

Continuance of the Storm-Farmers Cry
ing Enough.
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DESPERATE CAPTURED.

We find the following in the Russian
Riccr Flag of April 18th About four years
ago, it will be remembered, an Indian
named Bernardino was stabbed nearly to
death at Walkers ranch, near Sebastopol,
by another Indian named Joaquine. Since
that date Sheriff Dinwiddie has made every
effort to capture the perpetrator of the
deed Several times known to be at one
of the rancherias near Healdsburg, parties
were organized for his capture, in every
case the criminal giving the officers the
slip in the most adroit manner. In fact,
he has on several occasions sent word to
the officers that "white man was not smart
enough to take him." However, on Mon
day last Marshal Reynolds, learning that
visiting his father and mother, the latter
being very sick, called Charles Brumfield
and }. w. Edgington to accompany him in
the intended capture. They reached the
rancheria, three miles below town, about 9
o'clock at night, and creeping noiselessly,
took positions-Brumfeld In charge of one
wigwam, Reynolds another and Edgington
to guard the sweat-house, but occupying a
position with his double barrel shotgun to
command all avenues of escape. Reynolds
entered his wigwam, but did not find his
man. He then applied for admission to
the other, but being denied smashed the
door in, it having been secured with iron
bars. Here he found the father of Joa-
quine supporting the sick mother, who
seemed to have got suddenly very
much worse. Three squaws were
lying upon the floor, and besides
these no other person could be found, till
finally Reynolds observed that the middle
squaw seemed to be elevated above the
others somewhat. STOPPING down and ex-
aiming he discovered big digger foot
among those of the squaws, say about
eighteen inches long. This was exceed
ingly suspicious so he made the squaws
get up and sure enough there was Joaquine,
who made spring for his revolver but
running against one in the hands of Rey-
nolds, already cooked, he "gave in" and
after being bound by Edgington was
brought to town. Next morning, before
Justice Emerson, he acknowledged to the
stabbing in 1876, but said he did it be-
cause he was afraid of the man." Wav-
ing his right to be tried here, the Justice
remanded him to the County Jail to await
trial, without bonds. There was a reward
of 500 for his capture, but no doubt $500
have been expended looking for him. Joa-
quine was conveyed to Santa Rosa ON Tues
day by tine capturing party, and upon be-
ing conducted into the Sheriff7s office Gre
ated quite sensation. Sheriff Dinwiddie
gave the whole party the highest praise in
the matter, pronouncing the Indian the
most desperate one in the country. Brum-
field, it seems, had been in six different
parties endeavoring to make the capture,
and Edgington in four. This was Reynolds
first trip; and it was only by taking the
most desperate chances by all three that
the feat was accomplished
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COpsOmme, at the Forrest" every
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Brighton Vino Growers Ass0ciatiOn.-
Location of principal place of business, Brighton,
Sacramento county, California Location of works
and distillery, Brighton, Sacramento county, Cal.
Notice Is hereby given that at a meeting OF the
Board OF Directors, held APRIL 10, 1850, an assess
ment (No. 81 of five $50 dollars per share levied
upon the capital stock OF the corporation, payable
Immediately in United States gold coin, at the
office of the Secretary of the company, at Brighton
Sacramento county, California. ANY stock upon
which this assessment shall remain unpaid the
18th day of MAY, 1886, will be delinquent and adj
sertised for sale at public auction, unless ayment is
made before the 18th day of MAY, 1880, to pay
the delinquent assessment, together with costs Of
advertising and expenses of sale. By order of tbs
Board of Directors.
T. c. PERKINS, Secretary.
ofice-Brighton, Sacramento county, California.
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Capital ColOnnade, No. IOI7 Tenth street.
Private rooms for families The best of wines
liquors, cigars, etc. JOHN HECTOR; Proprietor.
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The Severance Tragedy-Thc Body of the
Murderer.

SAN RAFAEL, April 19th.-The body of the
Chinaman was allowed to hang until the ar
rival of the Coroner, although it is believed
by some that he could have been resuscitated
had an effort been made. Soon after the arrival
OF the Coroner the body was cut down and
taken to the Morgue, where it now lies. 1t
rests upon tin-liued sink under q skylight,
through which the rain drops upon the
corpse. 1t is still clothed as in life with the
exception of shirt, with the aid of which
he committed suicide. The body is covered
with ice and the features show no sign OF his
painful death, the eyes being half closed and
the face without the black color consequent
upon strangulation. The inquest will be
held this afternoon.
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KEARNEY HAS GONE.
Placed in a Cell in the House
of Correction.
PASSENGERS PASSING oARLIN.

The Inquest in the Severance Case at sa
Rafael.
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SECOND DISPATCH.l
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SAN RAFAEL, April 19th.-The inquest in
the case of Charles Severance was commenced
in the Office of the Coroner of Marin county,
at San Rafael, this morning. The Office was
crowded with jurors and witnesses, and also
with spectators.
The first witness called was Captain Lees,
who gaze detailed account of his connection
with the arrest of the murderer. He was
convinced that the Chinaman, All Lung, was
the murderer, from his conflicting statements
and desire to throw the blame on others. He
believed him to be alone in the murder !;
found the body of Severance in the woodshed,
buried five feet deep; the earth was packed
solid over him in the same grave was found
coin, silver and gold; turned the body over
to Sheriff Mason, of Marin county; the Chi
naman was not as tall as Severance, but of
heavier build am satisfied he could have
buried the body without aid the body when
found was riddled with bullets and cash in
the head know of no superstition ON the
part of Chinaman against mutiating
corpse; had the aid of other San Francisco
detectives in the search examined All Lung
with the aid of a Chinese interpreter.
Mrs. Margaret Severance testified as fol-
lows: Saw my husband alive for the last
time about five weeks ago in Petaluma !;
recognize the watch as my husbands; the
pistol aud shooting blouse belong to the Chi
naman made the blouse myself.
John Borada was sworn and said : Knew
Severance; worked with him on Throck-
morton's ranch; saw him alive on March
31st that was the last time l saw him until
the detectives discovered the body; helped
the detectives in their search; recognize the
pistol and blouse as belonging to the China
man the watch is Severance's.
Dr. Talliaferro sworn !: By direction of
the Coroner l made an examination Of the
body of Severance found several gun-shot
wounds, and one made by sharp-edged in
strument; all but two of the wounds would
have produced death; one of his wounds
would produce paralysis of the heart; this
would account for the blood not flowing from
the other wounds examined the contents of
the stomach found no trace of poison.
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FURNITURE, CARPETS, ETC
NOTICE..

ap2o-8t sHERBURN & SMITH, Auctionee
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Why boys Should Not Smoke.

When boys are advised on the grounds OF
nealtn not TO smoke, says the New York
Times, they laugh at the advice and cali its
giver Old fogies But careful experiments lately
made by physician Of repute prove that the
practice IS very injurious. He took for his pur
pose 50 DOyS who were in the habit OF smoking
and examined them closely. In u of them he
iouna nur.iui effects plainly TO be seen, % hav-
Ing various disorders OF the circulation and d.
gestlon, palpltatiOn OF the heart and more or
less craving for strong drink. Twelve OF the
boys were frequently troubled with bleeding at
the nose, 10 had disturbed sleep, and IL had
slight liberation OF the mucous membrane or
the mouth. which disappeared after discontinue
alton or tobacco for ten or twelve days The
physician treated them all for weak ness and
nervousness, with NO avail until they had given
up smoking, when health and strength were
speedily restored. Even II 1t be granted that
smoking Is not Injurious to adults, there is no
doubt OF its harmfulneSS TO youth. Dr. Rankin.
Dr. Richardson and others who have made soc.
cial study OF the subject, all agree in declaring
that 1t causes In them impairment ia growth
and premature virility and physical degradation.
One OF its worst effects Is the provocatiOn OF an
appetite for liquor In both young and Old When
Doys drinks TO excess they are invariably smok-
erS Men who want to give up drinking usu.
uaIiy have to give up smoking at the same
Hme, LOT q cigar or pipe exc1teS desire for
hquof very hard to control e
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Chairs and Tables.

The best chairs and couches are those which
you like best, and which best conform to the
A couch should allow OF the feet being put up,
If necessary, and should be of such shape that
you can lie upon 1t, either full length or half
length, with perfect comfort. TO be really SER
y1ceable 1t should not be covered with pale blue
satin or ma1ze-colored taboret, but with good
tapestry covering In neutral hue, say sage
green or dark, rusty red, to wear well. The tap
even, In the privacy of family life, to lay ones
feet upon. And the whole couch should If posi-
BILE. turn towards the fire, so that its occupant
At the same time, little wickerwork table
black and gold II you will-may hold a lamp for
reading. AS to chairs, couple OF good, well
stnled easy chairs also covered In the same
fire, ought to be sufficient for luxury while or
little ebonized and cane bottomed gossip chairs
are the simplest and prettiest occasional" furni-
ture you can have. The gossip chair has curved
back which exactly fits the natural curve of the
body, and the seat slopes gently downward and
backward, SO as to give one the best possible sup
With these pretty little clean cane seats,
black wicker work chair, two easy chairs, and a
couch; you should have enough places for fami-
ly and guests in a quiet household. Tables are
Of very little real use In drawing groom: stili
we must have one or two to give the whole a
furnished look. A spare table near the bay win
dow Will allow jardiniere, and fern or india
rubber plant to stand In the sun. You can have
nothing better than black and gold for this pur-
pose. Another, round OF course is needed for az
ternoon tea: There must be some place to Lay
books and other heavy articles and the table for
this office should be solid and should stand
against the wall Nothing remains but the piano,
and that must naturally be placed where the ext
gencies OF space demand Few articles of furni-
ture are redlficult to manage than the coal
scuttle. 1t is always getting In everybody
way. and it can hardly be made presentable
even by the utmost pains Of the struggling dec
Orative imagination. 1t Is almost lamentable
to think OF all the useless Efforts lav1shed
by the human intellect upon abort1ve coal
scuttleS. Perhaps the best solution of the
prob EN- is that which combines scuttle and
what not In one comprehensive whole, having
q box for the coal beneath, and one or two
shelves for kn1ckknackS above. This composite
piece OF furniture may then stand against the
wall beside the chimney piece, where 1t adds to
the general pretttness or the room, instead Of
being an unHghtly incumbrance. Moreover,
the weight OF the coal gives stability to the
what not, and prevents 1t from having that
topple-down air so common with its kind. Any
such suggestion OF imminent catastrophes
should always be avoided In q drawing room
The CO7'lliiU MAGAZINE.
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ooHaREssxEH AID THEIR REs1pRuoEs
LIFT OF SENATORS.

": A. Wheeler, President, Riggs House.
Allison, W: B, Iowa, 1194 Vermont ava
Rh a1le1 f. B. sI r l. 3s 1897 St NV.
Bayard, Thomas F., Del, 14lS MASSACHUSETTS, aveS
Beck, j. B.. Ky. 1907 F St NV.
BIa,ne !, J: e., Maine s2l 18th St. NV:
Booth. Newton, CAL, Col 18th st NV.
Brown, J. E.. Ga, National Hotel.
Bruce, B. 4, Miss, so9 N St NV.
burnside, A. E., r. l., 1923 Fl ST. NV.
Butler, N. c., s. C., 2lo North Capitol st.
Call, Wilkinson, Fla, 1929 M st. NV.
Cameron, Angus Wis, 1871 East Capitol st.
Carpenter Matt a., wis, saS Connecticut ave.
Cockrell, F. NJ, Mo-, 1ss Pennsylvania ave. east.
Coke. Richard, Texas 921 g st. NV.
pa0s Bs7 kGsfHe N n H Rg Hate House
Davis, H; /; G., ". Va, Arlington Hotel
E Ea1on M q conn 14 1872 Ma St nw ava
Farley, James T., Cal, Arlington Hotel
Ferry, T. w.. Mich, National Hotel
Garland A: a., Ark. 5l9 I'd st. NV.
Groome, j. B., Nd, 1928 st. NV.
Grover, l. F., Oregon, 1015 L ST. NV.
Hamlin. Hannibal; Me, Wizards Hotel
Hereford. Frank, ". Va, National Hotel
H Ill Benjamin b 3 nh, H., Ga, 1ll5 st. NV:
Hoar G. F., Mass, 919 l st. NV.
1rgalls. j. j., Kansas Gil 18th ST. NV.
Johnston, j. W., Va, 606 18th st. NV.
Jonas, b. F., La, 1929 NJ st. NV.
JONES' G. W.. Fla, 1116 st. NV.
Jones' j. P. New, cor. N. j. ave- and st. aa
Kellogg, W. P. La, Wizards Hotel.
Herman, Francis. N. Y, Arlington Hotel.
Kirkwood, S. j., Iowa. 1914 10th ST. NV
Lamar, L. @. c., Miss, 9 3 st. NV.
Logan John A., Ill, s12 18th st. NV.
McDonald. J. E.: Ind. 610 14th st. NV.
Mcmillan, s. j. r., Mimi, 211 North Capitol st.
Mcpherson. j. R., N. j., 1899 Massachusetts, ave.
Maxey, S. B., Tex, 413 4th st. NV,
Morgan. j.. T.: Ala. 4Ol G st. NV.
morrill,, j. s.. Vt. cor. Vermont ave. and NJ st.
Pendleton, G. t., Ohio, 1901 st. NV.
Platt. o. H., Conn, Arlington Hotel.
Plumb. P. B., Kan, 1121 st. NV.
Pryor. Luke Ala. 1116 st. NV.
randolph, T: F.; N; J., 1925 Massachusetts, ave.
Rollins E. H., N. H., 145 East Capitol 81
salisbury, Eli, Del, COG 18th st.
saunders, A, Nebraska, National Hotel.
Sharon, William, Nevada, Arlington Hotel
Slater j. H., oregon, I'LL G St NV.
Teller Fl. NJ, Col, 1011 M st. NV.
Thurman, A. G., Ohio, 1017 14th st. NV.
Vance, q. E.. N. c.. 525 9th st. NV.
Vest, 6. G., NO., $40 14th ST. NV.
voorhees,, DIV, Ind, 1927 st. NV.
Walker, j: D., Ark; 5l9 I'd st. NV.
Wallace. w. A, Pa, Wizards Hotel.
Williams, J. S., KY, Riggs House.
Window, William, Mimi, 1116 Vermont ave.
W1therS, X. E., Va. Alexandria, Va
OFFICERS OF THE SENATE.
J. c. Burch, secretary, 1925 Vermont ave.
X. j. Bright, sergeant alarms, POI East Cap st
Henry E. Peyton, executive clerk, 613 18th NV.
F. Z. ShOber, Chief clerk, 521 18th st. NV.
Isaac Bassett, assistant doorkeeper, IS I'd ST. ne
w. P. McMichael, postmaster Metropolitan.
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Outward ROumd.

sit and watch the ships 20 ont
Across the widening sea;
How one by one, in shimmering sun-
They sail away from me!
] know not to what lands they saiI
Nor what the freights thew hear
only kLow they outward 70
While all the winds are fair
Beyond the low horizon line
where my short sight must fail
some other eyes 8 watch shall KEEN
Where'er the ships may sail.
by lght, by day, or near or far.
Oer narrow seas or wide.
l1ese follow stin, at loves sweet will
whatever may betide.
80 round the world the ships will sail,
10 dreary lands or fair;
30 with them go, for wesl or woe.
some dear ones everywhere:
ana these VIII speed each Tagging keel
When homeward 1t is laid.
Or watch will keep Ger surges deep
Ii there grave be made.
u human love. 30 kind, so true,
That knows not mete nor bound,
But follows with unwearied watch
Our daily changing round!
y Love Divine, q Love Supreme
what matter where i sail,
so but know, where'er re,
Thy watch will never fail!
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OFFICIAL REPORTERS OF DEBATES,

D. F. Murphy, 314 C ST. NV.
ASSISTANTS.
TheO. F. Shuey, 519 18th st. NV.
Edward V. Murphy, 419 End st. NV.
Henry j. GensleT, 427 st. NV.
X. S. Boswell, 1926 C st. Sc.
HOUSE.
John j. McElhone, 1878 vt. ave.
William Blair Lord, Riggs House.
David Wolfe Brown, III Maryland ave. n.e
j. X. Edwards, Anacostia, D. C.
John II. White, GIG 18th st. NV.
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n., IKE G HcE7. ! DSU saas, TEaok;
And soathWs;.t west
10 take effect sElapTassy ksE ffsa fsSS
6:U a. q. baltimore. EIHcott City and Way Sta-
6:6Oam.-tBaItinor Express.
800 q 5,Baltimore annapolis and way pied
$40 a.m.-Point Of ROCKS and way stations.
SS p;sSsans W1 and p Va; sRrSs1ss paapress
Bs,i Express Parior car to New York and
800 5. fn.-ton Sunday onIy-Balamore. Annspo-
Die a.m.-ts.. Louis. Chicaso Columbus ana
at Point of Rocks for Frederick and stations east OF
nna and oSsve dsy 10 car q am
10 :O9 ;. In.-Balulnore Express. Stops st Bsdens-
1910 p.m.-Batimore. Annapolis. EIucott City
l:ss p.m.-tBalttmore and Laurel Express.
400 p.m.-Sew YORK. F6iiadeiphia ana Boston
$50 p:m.--BaItimore and way stations. (win.
so p.m.-Baltimore, Blsdensburs and Laurel
Express. Frederick. VIA Resy. Stops at Annapolis
ass P.m.-tPont Of Rocks. Frederick. Hasers-
Fon Us a ndd Way n
|. l:l0 p.m.~fBaltlnars Annapolis and Way Sta
bio p.m.-tohicaso and Columbus Express.
Sleeping cars to Chicago daily.
6:45 p.m.-tPhiladelphi and Baltimore Express
Stops al BlAdensburg and Laurel.
Gas p-m.-tBatimore and Way Stations.
7;3oP.m.-BALTIM0RE AND LAUREL TX
e 80 p. m:1tst. Louis Oincinnat and Pttsburs
Expreee IP1ttsburg, except Sunday Sleeping
cars TO st. Louis and Pittsburg.
,9:35 p. m.-tBaltimoze. Bladensburg and Laurel
Express.
l6:I6 D. m.-tNEw YORK, PHILADELPHIA,
BOSTON AND BALTIMORE EXPRESS. Sleeping
car 70 New York. and special slaeping car 10 Phila-
delphia.
fbaiiy. tSunday only. Other trains daily. sxcepa
an trains stop at Relay Station.
For further Indignation apPly at the Baltimore
and Ohio Ticket Ofacee, Washington Station. and
COS. 619 and Corner 14th and Pennsylvania Avenue.
where orders win be taken for Baggage 20 3
". II. OLEMEET6. Master Of Transportahn.
Z. u. COLI, General Ticket Agent.
GEO. 8. KOONTZ. General Agonf
@. IL. LORD. General Passenger Agent. nyl7
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az The chap who grumbles so loudly when
his wife asks him to put up the clOthes-line Is
generally tie first one to rush upon the stage
and be half an hour tying female medium In
the cabinet
~ Somebody has discovered that cats cant
live at q greater elevation than ID 900 feet,
therefore back sheds should be built Is 800 feet
high.