The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-08-05

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log ts Csc 8 nicer ttsck q cork be- The
uosz'e 90 the brt' We 60 save TIE Hths
Aftaai pNs isa init
lite claimed ty some medical meu
lhsssmgtinK NeateBs tbs eye sight.
Nagbe d dess. boz jast see bow it
stfeDgtbeas tle breath.
Ibc shor, crop style d bAir cutting
n.kss ,ls average American youth
ioos a. Ia iooE cot style bad been ~.
piled O. Dis cate,
sif sd . lady 90 . would he wag
soar jakrs Away pot ne In miad a =
pbsre. OF sphere. madam Why
9F Because they never have any
point.
An cd angler says a dsh does not
su0er much psin from being hooked.
o. eouno not. It's the thought ofbow
bic weight will bo lied about tha,
causes him anguish
Mark Twain, lecturing Oh the Sand.
wlch I.laDds, offered 20 show how the
gsunibAls ate their food il any lady
would lend him a baby. The lecture
81 not illustrated.
1t is estimated that there are q
mo 100000 bees in this country, and
tits well known that ooe bee can
break up a prayer meeting, is BOT this
country 10 danger II the bees adopt the
omit rule.
Jones says il puzzles him how men
walk into houses aud abstract fifty or q
hundred dollars from a bureau drawer,
lie says be couldn't DO ii 10 his own
house, aud he knows every nook aud
corner 10 IL.
The late Or. Bethuno asked a mo.
rose and misery man how be was get
ting along The man replied What
business 10 that Of YOURS! Said the
doctor; O, cir. | am one Of those who
take an interest in even the meanest Of
Gods creatures.
A B~roakfeld man has a calf with
three tails which be is carefully raising
A COW with one tail is able to drive the
most even tempered agriculturist wild
IN The fy season, but when we consider
the milking Of COW with three erralic
tails flying %irtesponsibly about, the
thought becomes bew jldering.
"A droli fellow Of this state f,hed a
nh Old gentleman out Of the millpond,
ati refused the offer Of twenty Eve
asts IRON the wfetchcd miser, Oh,
tast is too mBcbl exclaimed he faint
w5 ID il! and he bauded back twenty.
one cents, saying calmly, As he pocket.
cd four cents, That's about right.
An agricultural paper has an arti-
ole on Washed aud uuwashed butter
II SAYS that the markets now demand
that butter shall tot only be FRESH aud
rosy. bot be properly worked aud
washed 4 pound OF butter that comes
iato market without having its face
washed aud it, hair combed is not very
Inviting. ulal's a fact.
Nothing, said az impatient hue
band, reminds me 40 much Of BALKAN
aad bic ass as two women stopping 10
church aud o%hslructing the way TO in
dulge ia their everlasting talk. But
you forget my dear. returned the wife
meekly, that it vas the angel wbe stop
ped the way, and BALKAN and bic ass
who complained Of it
"A Burlington attorney recently
took strong exception to ruling Of the
AaNtA AAak ANFRalH GftuthNN VA iua9-
missable know, your honor. said be
warmly, that II is proper evidence.
Here | have been prActicing at the bar
for forty years. abd now | want TO know
II am a iool' That. quietly replied
the court, Is a question Of TACT and no.
d las. and so ! shall not pass upon il.
oat let the jury decide.
Its wonderful what fools boys are.
A charming widow Of our city owns a
nice boy, and : MAJ from 81. Paul
wants % be sppoiuted deputy father to
The lad. II wac only last Sunday that
wbHe the st. Paul nan Was strolipg
down Ghrstaut stfc3, with The Iad. be
asked Bob, docs your mamma bang
her hAif' aud that fool boy answered (:
o. nos but you ought TO have seen
her baag dads bead. Gaess toe min
sster didat kaow everything when be
tod pap 70 prepare 70 die. Prepare J
vhy hc Was aching 10 die.
John Williams. merchant. Of Rot.
edge. Georgia, sued Adespeado. The
deiesdaal catered The store ia a isrioat
passion. heid oct The ,gamons 10 ooe
haua. eiutcheia loag knife a the ether
ard said Williams. have 700 sued mel
Williams knew that 90 immediate Yes
wou'd uAke him sare u a stAb, Let
&c SCI ny s~peesacles 90 that ] Gao zee
q Fcad Tie paper. be sA.d. lie weat
beA.nd he eouu,er and cane back, not