The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-09-25
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES

CNIL1N VI tIN LACli-hINbi-
Head clerks-aarbcrs' assistants.
A good thing 10 he iast--a button.
Won't 20 dovu--the Hancock boom.
'Get up on stamp is now the way to say it
They are trying to resurrect Stanley Matthews
oA voice from the tom5s"-Colfay making re
publican speeches.
Amid all this raising of IIancocl, clubs some
body will get hurt.
The first American inscription put upon the
obclsk Will be, Post No Bills"
Col Mosby writes home from Hong Kong that
he will vote as he .hot-against Hancock
1t will take a very heavy frost to kill the speech
crop this faIl.-t.rry Press.
Some men give according to their means and
some according to their meanness.
Ex.Trcasurer spinner is Hancock man. We
always did admire Spinncr'5 signature.
The Peoria Transcript says the republicans of
Maine were clicked by the dogs" Yes aud they
were licked like dogs, too.-DcmocyH.
George Washington may have never told a lie,
bhJ ~ must 't 1NHIIlHbcitu tHaJ tiOub AoHlu \
was but in It's infancy when George was an able
bodied citizen.
How long they sat there no one knew,
But when he rose to 90
Three hairs If hers were tangled in
The lbrc' OF his bow.
An ant crawling down behind shrt.collar Is
one of the things that must be promptly attended
to, no matter how glorious the sunset
Any time you want your wife to pick up the
axe and split her own kindling just hint to her
that you can see she is growing Old aud weak.
Detroit Free Frts,
A bashful printer declined to work where fc-
male CumpOsitur, were employed, saying that he
had never been accustomed to setting up with
the girls .-Bos'., Transcript,
Texas clergyman, about to becdme chaplain
OF penteatigrs, preached q farewell sermon to
hi congregation. who had lll.tcated him, from
The following text. Il go TO prepare II place for
you, 50 that whore ! am ye may be also"
The Philadelphia HeraH says that the women
Of that city are au,ily engaged in getting up pc
lltical clubs. They are about two feet long, and
only appear on lrade when the husbands Of the
women come home late at night
John =. Loraa- modesty Is proycrbal Dur
hhs one 81 MS great efforts J." i'ui"n" TWO weeks
ago, at an outdoor meeting, he was interrupted
by n tcryiiir crash of thunder As the uausc in
a.
Wv ""'''' 49, Nv ''"N" '''" N''' ''""N
ly said: "F citizens, please excuse this in
tcrruptiou,'
.
! Will A' 1904 trade exclaimed The CHI
cago lad 10 ..- father. But this matter of learn.
ing a trade f. only a matter Of fine for within n
year that your- man wa. STUDYING harness max
in, In ..,,r r,.,.r
fAeIc - nan Ger The main,
III Ihg hn5dom Of spain
huV N.'H 700, lhtIe may De-
For the Kings bettcr,haii
Has been having calf
In the -Aapc OF royal Girl baby
, l,,,,.,.. t,:... ,.,,.o,. ,,. .,,..I. H.. c.
~ h'"'"' 49, 'lP"'''' '''''"7 wv '"'I Il"I
the defeated candidate took his way to the
train wrapped 100 gloom and new store clothes !
Tho ,lon,n 1874. ,,, sl,c,,, fl, Ian, ,h., s,,r,
"'' ' '''' ''''N
nv obopt ,l,c. -r.,rl1or.n
Mauy physicians claim tina, intcmpcrguce is II !
disease. 1t must be contagious, then; at any
rate, a man who gets drank finally catches 1t |
when he gets home There may appear to be
some little discrepancy or contradiction here |
but we can't stop for that now - ,nyletf.
-Not III We paSe9h'ry Oh war
Did Chcluhur Leon de Roc
EHcouutcr his adversary:
Twas in her mothers sitting. room,
And he had popped the question wary
And she had PROMPTLY answered No
Twas ,Lrrt he met Ll, adverse Snrah
- Narration. Islea.al.st
man III hLoue islHnu was cured oi oad
expect to see "tcstimoniaT' something like