Daily Republican., 1880-04-24

70 the Presidency hez agitated the Cor
ners oncommonly nv late. The De
. mocrisy nv the Corners will vote 70
anybody that the Convenshun choose
TO put on. the track, for the Corner
recognizes that the fust duty nv |
Dimocrat is to open his mouth and swal
!, Ter whatever his leeders chooze to droI
[ into II. The Dimocrisy nv the Cor
ners Is a very easy one to get on with
. None nv em reed, without sich great
y labor that they reelly don't consider II
7 worth wat II costs, and their in.
!; formation, like their clozs, is generally
second handed.
Il desided that II wuz best to hold q
meetin In assertane wat wuz the pre-
ference nv the Dimocrisy Nv the Corn
ers on this important matter, and
akkordingly called one. / am rather
fond Nv holdin meetins, for it not only
helps to manetane my importance, but
ginerally manage to git Bsscom inter
ested to the pint nv askin us all to
take suthin, which is soothing TO the
bowels. Likker earned in that way Is
sweet, fur it tastes jist ez good sz tho
yOo paid fur 1t, and the gettin Nv it is
q triboOt to your genus.
Thers wuz great diversity Nv epin-
yum on this pint, and every man in
the meetin he'd candidate nv his own.
Dsekin Pogrsm wuz quite yoonanimus
in favor OF Voorhees,, NV Injeany, for
the fust place on the tikkit, fur var
ious reasons. Fust, there wuzn't any
doubt about his Dimocrisy. He wuz
doorin the late onLleasaniness q stanch
friend ny the South, and is to-day jist
ez yOoseful 10 uz az tho he wuz actilly
u Southern man. In our opposisshun
to seekshunalism, We insist upon hevin
a man entire q Southern in feslin.
The tact that Voorhees, is Northern
man does not count agin him. We are
opposed to seckshupalism, and are
willin to vote for Northern man, II
wekin depend upon his entire devoshen |
to the South. That's all we require.
Another man wantid Tilden, another |
Bayard, NV Delaware, and yit another
Thurman, nv Ohio, while q great many
wuz entirely willin TO support Hancock
and even Gen. Mcclellan he'd some few
friends.
FINELY some one asked ef the Dim0c-
risy Nv the Corners he'd thot Nv the
good Tilden which was swindlsd out Nv
the Presidency by eight to seven
Wuz there no sense Nv justis in the
Corners ?
From every part Nv the meetin. house
there ariz murmur Nv disapproval.
we don't want no Tilden in ourn,
sed seyral, 'he is the tool nv the bloat-
I'd bond-holder !"
No Tilden for me, sed another, The
IL opposed tO Unlimited green bax, and
wants to pay of the nashnel det.' /
NO Tilden = shouted the entire meet.
in, yoonanimusly. Anybody but Til
den.'
Deskin Pogram moved that it wuz
Ihe sense Nv this meetin that Senator II
Voorhees, Nv Injesny wuz the proper
nan to bear the Dimekratic banner to 6
victry, and Iwuz about to put the mosh-
IN when that onmittigatsd cuss, Joe I
Bigler, wich is q torment, rose and said |
le had q remark TO make before the
question wuz put.
Are yco aware, Josef, that this is a =
Oimekrati6 meetin,' remarkt. y
'Havin inventoried the noses Nv them =
n attendance, smelt ther breatbs, and y
,azed on ther clozs, am aware this is :.
Dmekratic oobvenshun.' ;.
Are 700 a Dimekrat, Josef?' "
'Ez am meditatin an entire repoodi. y
shun Nv wat owe, and have deter a
mined to quit work and jine the cirkle " y,
t Bascom's, kin say am, or at lesst ~ ~
DON will be- NJ NJ
Then 'spose we shel hev to hoer a, a
vat you have to say a,
NV course yoo will. Yoo ginerally ~ -,
o hcer what hev to.say. Wat | want. =
to get at Is this: The Corners will =,
oonin itself by supportin Voorhees,. "
low much does Parson Nasby owe the
ornsrs p
Every man in the avjence riz to his r,
,st ez Of by instink. ~
He owes me ninety-six dollars = ~ ~
elled Deskin Pogram. "
And me a hundred and forty !" =
|akilated Isaaker Gavitt. n
And every man Nv en- statid the miz. IN
rable sum | owed him, till the aggre-
ate swelled to over thousand dollars.
DO yoo want yoor money! sed josef.
I'VE dol We do!' sed they in korus.
my friends, continued he, voorhees,
OF no money. Voorhees, hezn't o cent G.
, buy a delegate with, and wat chance "
cod our esteemed friend hsv to bring
ack anything from the Convenshun,
he goes instructid 10 vote for Voor-
eesi Nv course he will be yoor del
gate, and Nv course yoo expect him to AT
1me bringin sheaves. Friends nv the
orners, 700 don't want Voorhees,, Of
on want yoor money. You want q G
IAN which hez the dispoeishun 10 buy y.
nd the money to buy with
NV course we do--uv course we dol
n Voorheesl' they all exclaimed.
'GsntlemeHl' sed josef, wat 700 R
ant Is Tildsn. Tilden hsz money ~
srls nv IL and den't..want any delegate
vcts for him for nothin. That emin,nt
striot will be In Cincinnati with his
onsy. He will hev his hedquarters
Ill Nv IL, and who wants will be pur
lifted to plung into that barl elbo
sep. lis nv vitle interest TO the
orner that he be our nominee
And immejitly q half-dozsn moved ]
lat the name NV Tilden be sustitutid TIN
r Voorhees,, and it wus carried yoon- inv inv
,imusly. .,.. eve
Josef Bigler then moved chat his es- ",
emed friend Nasty be the delegate, ali
hich wuz carried. sic
vuy 80 areatful TO Josef for this