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Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

QUITEa number of active farmers.
whose corn crop was little early, are
about done husking The corn crop gen
orally, is reported good.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

THE editor of this paper, wife and
daughter, were visiting Baltimore and
Washington the fore part of this week.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

Wool still drags its slow length along.
Some stray clips are being bought at
from 40 to 42 cents. Not much doing.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

To GET UP Republican letter with
Democratic spelling in it, is the most
stupid sort of forgery.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

THE Gazette knows that it and its
party is already beaten-but how the
editor does endeavor to whistle.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

ANY ONE having good Horse, well
broken to saddle and light harness, car
get good trade by calling on
A. H. HEWETsON, st. Clairsville.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

THE plurality for Porter, the Republi-
can Governor of Indiana, was 1851. 1t
will be $4,000 next Tuesday for Garfield.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

UNION VETERANS, vote as you
shot! That is what the COnfeder-
ates prpose to doc
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Go to the Polls Early.

IT is estimated from the census returns
that two million young men will cast
their first presidential vote this fall.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

AZ Ny Farm and Homestead are both
for sale at low prices and on long pay
ments. (930tf) JAMES WEIR.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

A MAN named Brown, at Powhatan,
was dangerously stabbed on Saturday
nj yht, by one Crosse. No particulars.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

JAMES DAY was instSntly killed, one
day last week. by being struck on the
left temple with a piece of machinery
at coal works in Powhatan. He WAS
an industrious, well-respected man, and
owned the ferry boat at that place.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28
Monday, November Ist, 1850.

Monday, November ISf, 1850.
At o'clock afternoon, the following land
and tenements in said petition described, to-
witt
Situate in section 4, township Z, range s,
jefferson county, Ohio, beginning for the
same at southwest corner of said section;
thence south 500 east 163 poles TO a stene
middle of section line; thence north Il east 10
poles to stone in the run; thence IN the
run north $50 west 40 poles to . stone; thence
north 10e east ~ poles to q stone; thence north
27e west "a poles TO a stone; thence north 1G'
west 81 poles to stone; thence north 479 west
IA poles to a stone; thence north 1875 west 30
poles to stone; thence north 10 east 2l.6
poles to beech tree, corner to the William
Price; thence north 1870 west rs 10 a stone
up the branch; thence north 665' west Is
poles to a stone; thence north 15' west poles
to a stone; thence north go west Is poles to a
stone; thence north 40o west 12 poles to a
stone; thence north 62s west eleven poles TO a
stone, thence north Al" west 36 TO the section
line; thence south l. west 247.5 along the
section line to the place Of beginning, coD-
tanning 1894 acres, mere or less.
Appraised at $1,000 90
Terms of Sale-One-third cash, One-third in
one year, and One-third in two years from
the day OF sale, with, interest; the payments
to be secured by mortgage upon the premises
sold.
9, 23-S0ld SAMUEL HILLES,
st. Clair Kelly, plf's atty. Sherih.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

THE family of Mr.. Alexis Cope is pre-
pairing to remove to Columbus.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

STRIKE a blow against free trade
next Tuesday.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

EVERY VOTE for Hancock is a
vote to lower wages and wool.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

A TELEGRAPH line over the B. s. SW.
R'y is talked of. President Mooney is
now considering the matter.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

REV. T. DEWITT TALMAGE, is expect
ed to lecture in Wheeling on Dec 18th.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

KEEP your stables securely locked.
Horse thieves are numerous.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

If you suspect any one of pre-
meditating fraudulent voting, re-
port him to your committeeman.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

SEE Special Bargains" offer by J. S.
Rhodes s. Co., Wheeling, in another
Iumn.
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Presidential Election, Nov. 2.
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HoLLwE'EN comes on Sunday this
year.
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FAT HOGS have dropped off little in

GOVERNMENT four-per-eent bonds are
standing al 81 09.
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The Wheeling Sunday Leader is offer
ed for sale by assignee Hubbard.
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Prepare for Tuesday, Nov. 2.
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WANTED a ne ooop 3 clsiS.EItIs AeEMI1 .nG q

the adjoining towns for the best selling house
hold articles in the world. Tip top profits;
write at once To World Manufacturing Co, ~
Nassau street, New York
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28
Times !'' Holding Courts
IN THE
Eighth Judicial District
OF THE STATE OF ONO,
FOR THE YEAR 1851.
FOR THE YEAR 1851.

w Pleas, in and for the Eighth Judicia
District in the State of Ohio, hereby order anC
direct that the several terms of the District
Court and the Courts of Common Pleas, with,
in and for the several counties in said District
shall be begun ard held on the days hereafter
named for and during the year 1881, to-wit:
DISTRICT COURTS.
Jefferson county, Tuesday, April 5.
Belmont county, Tuesday, April 12
Harrison county, Thursday, September l.
Tuscarawss, county, Monday, September 5.
Guernsey county, Friday, September 8.
Monroe county, Thursday, September 10.
Noble county, Monday, September 10.
Morgan county, Thursday, September %.
Muskingum county, Monday, September 26.
COURTS OF COMMON PLEAS.
Morgan county, tuesday, January 4; Tues
day, April 20 and Thursday, October 13.
MuSkingum county, Monday, January "a;
Monday, May 16 and Monday, November Z.
Noble county, Tuesday, January Is; Tues
day, April 26 and Tuesday, October Is.
Guernsey county, tuesday, February Is;
Tuesday, May II ana Tuesday, November Is.
Monroe county, Tuesday, January 1S:
Tuesday, April 26 and Thursday, October 13.
Belmont county, Tuesday, February s.;
Tuesday, May "a and Tuesday, November. s.
Harrison county, Tuesday, january IL;
Tuesday, April 10 and Thursday, October Is.
Tuscarawas county, Tuesday, February l.;
Tuesday, May'3 and Tuesday, November 1.
Jefferson county, Tuesday, March L; Tues
day, May 81 and tuesday, November 20.
The terms of said Courts shall commence ct
nine O'Clock A. NJ on the several days named.
1t is herein specified that the said several
terms of Courts of Common Pleas, in and for
said counties, shall be held by the Judge, as
follows The counties of Muskingum, Nor
gan, Noble and Guernsey by w. H. Frazier
and w. Ii. Ball; Belmont and Monroe by
William Okey; Harrison, Jefferson AID Tus-
carawas by James Patrick, Jr.
We order and direcs that certified copy of
this order be forthwith, by the Clerk of the
Court of Common Pleas of Muskngum
county, transmitted to the Secretary of State;
and tr the Clerks of the several Courts OF
Common Pleas in each of said counties to be
published therein according to law.
Done at GAINESVILLE, this 4th day of OctO-
Der, A. D., 1880.
w. II. FRAZIER,
WILLIAM OKEY, Judges of the Court
JAS PATRICK, jr. of Common Pleas.
w. Ii. BALL,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

GUARD the polls vigilantly.
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THE STATE OF ONO, Muskingum county.
l, HOWARD ASTON, Clerk of the Court of
Common Pleas, of Muskingum county, do
hereby certify that the foregoing is a full and
complete copy of the order made by said
Judges in regard to the times of holding
Courts for year 1881.
In witness whereof, hereunto set my hand
and affix the seal of said Court, at
L. S. GAINESVILLE, this 5th day of October, A.
D., 1880. Howard ASTON, Clerk.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

Take your neighbor to the polls.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28
SHERIFFS SALE.
IN PARTITION.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Isaac Lloyd,
John Llovd, ct al.

IN pursuance of an order of sale in the
i above cause, issued and to me directed,
from the Court of Common Pleas of Bclmost
county, Ohio, 1 will offer for sale, on the
premises, on
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

STATE OF Ono, Belmont county, ss:
[, A. G. DARRAH, Clerk of the Court of
Common Pleas, of said county, hereby certi>
fly that the foregoing is a correct copy of the
order of said Judges, as furnished me by
Howard Aston, Clerk of the court of Com
mon Pleas, Muskingum county, Ohio.
Witness my signature and seal of said
H. S Court, at st. Clairsville, Ohio, this 10th
day of October, 1880
10 21-4t A. C. DARRAH, Clerk.
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Remember Tuesday, Nov. 2.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28
Town and Country.

Jersey Sweet Potatoes. - Received
every week. 2t GEO. JEPsON.
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Administrators Sale
REAL ESTATE!

N pursuance of an order of the Probate
Court of Belmont County, Ohio, will offer
ior sale. at public auction on the premises in
the town OF Lloydsville. ia said county, on
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

The BeAaire Tribune says the follow
ing letter was picked up on the sidewalk
in that town.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-10-28

CHARLES J. PETERSON,
800 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

When the late u. S. Senator Eos
ter, Of Connecticut, was a rising law
yer he was engaged to young lady
whose family enjoyed larger social
prominence than his own. The we'd
ding day had been fixed and they
were talking over the prosperity,
tour, as a Pars of which young Foster
proposed that they should spend few
days with his parents, who lived in q
town at some distance. The lady
rather reluctantly consented, but said
81 will go with you this time, but in
the future you must not expect my
visits to your parents TO be very ire
quent. You must remember tha
our associations have been very differ
ent." Shocked by her cold blood de-
probation of his father and mother
the young man paced the floor fol
some moments. Finally, taking hi
hat, he said ; IL am glad that have
found you out; you may go to thu
devil !" The rebuke might not have
been choice in style, but il was earn
est in spirit. Thenoeiorth their way
lay apart.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

THE FACTS AGAINST HIM.-Em.
nett Logan's clerical air and tym-
panitic grip-sack, together with his
simultaneousness of advent with the
members of Conference, misled many
Of our people who supposed him to be
a tract calporteur disseminating moral
literature. One gentleman went so
far as to say that he knew he was en-
gagged in that business for he had seen
his tracks, while lady declared she
Just knew he was a Methodist preach
err. for she had seen him preying-
upon a broiled chicken. - Glasgow
Times.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

HEAVY CAsTING.-At the Black
Diamond Steel-Works. Pittsburg, Pa. #,
an anvil was cast weighing one hun.
dred and sixty tons. This is the larg
est casting ever made in this country,
and it was witnessed by leading iron
manufacturers from different parts Of
the country. The anvil will be used
for n seventeen ton steel hammer,
which is now being made by Krupp,
the celebrated gun-maker of Prussia.
The molten metal was run from five
furnaces built for the purpose, and oc.
cupied six hours. 1t will take six
months to cool the casting.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

A REMARKABLE CAsE.-Dr. Moore
the veterinary surgeon, has a most re-
markable case under his charge-in
fact it is said to be the only instance
OF the kind on record. Some time
since a horse owned by resident of
Loudonville was kicked in the neck
on Ida Hill, in Troy. The animal
continued to eat, though evidently
with great pain. A large swelling
formed on the neck, which increased
from day to day, until it became
so big that DIR. Moore determined 10
lance it. When he did so he discoy
cred the swelling contained only par
ticles of food, which he found had
made their way through the outlet
made by the kick. The animal i:
kept live by injections. DIR. Moore
is confident of its ultimate recovery.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

When the Summer Of youth is slow
ly wasting away on the nightfall of
age, and the shadow of the path be-
comes deeper, and life wears to its
close, it is pleasant to look through
the vista of tine upon the SORROWS and
felicities of our early years. II we
have had a home to shelter, and
hearts to rejoice with US, and friends
have gathered around our fireside, the
rough places Of wayfaring will have
been worn and smoothed away in the
twilight of life, and many dark spots
We have passed through will grow
brighter and more beautiful. Happy
indeed, are those whose intercourse
with the world hasn't changed the
tone of their holier feelings or broken
those musical chords of the heart
whose vibrations are so melodious, so
tender and so touching in the evening
Of their lives.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Good morning, Mr.. smith
Good morning How do you do
this morning. Pretty well thank
YOU Aud how is Mrs. Smith aud
the little ones 7 Quite well. And
what is all the news Mr.. Smith 2
well | guess there is going to be an
election pretty soon from the anxiety
you manifest about my family Exit
candidate.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

To KILL LICE ON CArrLE.-On a
warm, pleasant day take a pailful OF
water and put in as much carbolic &c.
id as you think will do. Saturate each
animal thoroughly from the end Of the
nose to the end of the tail, and rub il
in with horse brush or anything that
will do, until every inch Of the ami
NAL is drenched to the skin; put the
tail in the pail and soak it Thoroughly,
as there and around the horns you
will usually find the most lice. Put
each animal into the stable immediate.
ly, where they can not lick themselves
until dry. This will not need to be re-
peated unless the cattle are very lousy.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

A certain authoress wrote of GER
tain peasantry: They are the finest
peasantry in the world. They have
only two faults they ,oH lie, aud 'riil
steal" Judge Black, with equal per
spicacity, holds respecting Gen. Gar
field that he is a man of irreproacha-
bic personal character-Only he will
take brides, and ,cH commit perjury
New York Sun.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Pittsburg sometimes ships by the
Ohio River in one day more coal than
would iill train Of cars 800 miles in
length All Of the coal used within
forty miles Of the river, from Pitts
burg To New Orleans, is shipped out
Of the Allegheny and Monongahela
Rivers in barges, and low water in
the Fall, followed by a frozen river,
sends coal up several hundred per
cent. even in those Ohio River and
Mississippi River cities that have coal
mines within fifty miles Of them by
rail. 50 much cheaper il transporta.
ton by water than by rail, that the
savings on the coal shipped from Pitts
burg in the last ten years would have
paid for the building of a railroad on
the bank Of the river all the way from
Pittsburg to New Orleans. Poor as
the navigation IF the Ohio River is,
its permanent suspension would de.
stroy Pittsburg, and inhict upon all
the Ohio River towns a damage which
could not be repaired by a hundred
million dollars worth of railroads.
France is peninsular. with the sea on
both sides and not far from her center;
yet she fnds her inland waterways
Indispensable to her prosperity, and
capable OF saving her more money
every year than all her railways. She
is preparing to extend her inland
waterways at a vast expense, as a
measure Of economy, because they
carry at profit shipments which rail
roads can not carry at all. The time
is near at hand when the navigation
Of the Missouri River will save the
people Of its valley more money every
year than all they now receive for
their crops, and it will create lines Of
commerce aud develop wealth which
must lie dormant so long as we have
to depend altogether upon railroads.
Let our people come to the River In
proyement Convention in this city,
and take up its work in a practical
way, and they will effect an emanci-
patton that will free more laborers
than that which Lincoln proclaimed
in 1862. Fl Kansas City Mail.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

The Rochester Union, in denOuncing
the Greenback candidate for Presi-
dent as mere hirelirg of the Repub-
lican National Committee, says; "This
man Weaver is a native and long
time resident of Dayton, o., and a
cousin of James A. Garfield. He is
a Republican disguised as a Green
hacker and nothing else. lie has been
Republican Office holder under the
State Government of Iowa, where he
now resides, and was for six years and
until the office was abolished. Assessor
of Internal Revenue for the First Dis.
trict of Iowa under the Republican
Federal Administration"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

The RIGHT KIND OF A JUDGE
Mrs. Mack was on trial for murder
at Jefferson, Wis. A large bouquet
couspicuously inscribed; "From one
who believes you innocent" was
sent to her in the Courtroom. Her
counsel was about to place it on the
table in front of the jury, when
the presiding Judge said; Chose
flowers must not be displayed. Take
them away The lawyer made a
speech on the subject, but the Court
was obdurate, and the flowers were
carried out.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

How liz WAS WOUNDED. And
now it appears that Hancocks wound
was from a splinter broken from a
fence rail by stray ball while waiting
for something to turn up. The truth
Of history is terrible, sometimes ON su.
perb Generals. Fl Cincinnati Gazette.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

An exasperating debtor at Red
wood Falls, Mimi, was hanged to a
tree by party of his creditors
When he was nearly dead, they low.
cred him, and a,ked him il he would
pay. lie ieebly nodded his head; but
on recovering breath enough to speak
he said that he had no money. Then
they pulled him up again, and came
nearer to killing him than before.
This this time he did not hesitate, but
Immediately satisfied their elaims.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

There is female excitement at Riv-
erton, Iowa. A person who sold and
fitted a large number of corsets there,
and wore woman's clothes, proves to
be man in disguise.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

never saw so many misshapen legs
in my life as those now masquerading
over the land in combinations, surprise
parties and singing troupes. Even
the pads are put on in the most care
less way. OF course We all know that
the legs we see are not the real, bony-
ide legs they walk on, but they pre-
tend they are, and we accept them as
such across the footlights; but | fail
to comprehend the makeup modus
operandi. Little, Aabby chested girls,
with pipe stem arms and knobby ell.
bows, caper about the boards with the
bulgiest of legs. 1t isn't fair to the
arms. have seen legs with the
calves on one side, awry and distorted;
legs with double caps to the knee;
legs with calves all the way to the
ankle-and, in fact stage legs Joe
Howard IN Philadelphia Times.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Sesqui-oenlennial is word happily
not familiar hitherto in American
newspapers, though il may become 50
during the next few weeks, being EN-,
ployed to designate the l5Olh anniyer
sary of the settlement Of Baltimore.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

A Mrs. Pool in Alabama had trip
lets week or two ago. While the
men.folks are pooling their issues the
women are issuing their Pools.-[Glas.
gov Times.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

A way to bet with perfect safety on
the election has been devised. A says
to B; an bet you IS that | can
name twenty-five States that will 60
for Garfield !" or he may make the
same offer on Hancock. b accepts
the offer, of course. A then says
an bet SIS | can name four Other
States that will 60 for Garfield" b
thinks this more absurd than the pre-
vious proposition, aud takes it up
promptly. Then A names twenty
five States, leaving out the four that
are sure to be carried by Garfield, and
these four he names as "the four 9th
ers." Thus he loses So on the first
bet, bnt gets SO on the second.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Hon. Jere S. Black is about as ia.
miliar with the character Of the pub
lie men of this country as anybody
gets to be; and this is his opinion of
Garfield as made public in response
to an invitation to attend a political
meeting Gen. Garfeld's public ca
reer furnishes more striking examples
of moral prostitution than the history
OF any other individual | have ever
kdown.- st. Louis Republican.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Bully boy with a glass eye, is what
a chap termed a bottle Of DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup, which had cured his
cold. 1t only cost him % cents. =
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Otto, the son of a Nez Perces In.
dian Chief, is distinguishing himself
as a sharp shooter in San Francisco.
His most remarkable feat is in hitting
mark while blindiolded. A glass
ball is suspended twenty feet away,
and the boy is allowed to gaze at il.
Then his eyes are bandadged, and he
is turned around several times; bui
more than half the time he breaks the
ball, though how he manages his aim
is a mystery.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Mr., Thomas Hughes, in a speech
at the reception in Knoxville, said
from what he had heard he expected
to find the people of the South intol-
Grant, but found them instead cult
nred. refined and snciahle.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

Another poet comes forward and
says; "And hear the hiss ola scorch-
ing kiss = The next line will be:-
"And see the flash ofa red mustache.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

WATERPRooFING Corn. - Cloth
coated with linseed oil to which lit
tie wax and llharge have been added.
will be waterproof
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-10-15

"Annie," said fond husband to his
wife, "what we're the current expenses
of last month";" "Oh," she replied,
"only 2S cents" why. how was
that" "Well, you see, only baked
cake twice, and therefore used very
few currants. = Meriden Recorder.