The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-12-24

Mr.. Spoopendykc nc the Mercy Of
Pills aud Fruit.

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DIXIE - hi~ wifi. arrng "A the cool PIN
low. nnier Nj. beat. NOW can die
booking out npnn The trees and sky." ana
Mr.. >IsnoI,rnds - assumed resigned ex
preston ~ si-sre AMI ..axed nui vi The
rnrD~r ~ NJ eve upon bare aiIanthus
TREE sud halfiox'n telegraph wires.
-. Won won't die" saii Mrs. Spoop-
endyke rlse-rflsIlv. Neu ~ onls little
si-k. and y~n'li -ef over II.
That's Az yon snow about II. I" Snarlcd
Mr.. ~pnfprndyke. 'To hear Won talk
rlse ~~uli Think sli GA hs,l 10 IA wonld
~. 10 a. fitted al with little bes.s ani
had smell a. he . s.overument Hospital.
I'm down sirk. | tclI SO. and don
want any f.oling about Il"
--Weli. well. cooei Mrs. Spoopeniykc
'''ion'f excite Yourself. Keep quiet aud
,orI'Ii Fri we'll
Much yeu'i care" mu,fered Mr..
~poopcniyk-. turning on HE .ile and
resting his heck Oh Iis hand. M attitude
generally assumed hy marfyred spirits
on THE approach ~ dissolution.
will Won take yonr drops again. dear p
asked Mrs >pcopcndyks. IT. time for
them
NO. won't. they're nasty. I haven't
hsfsnythinx bur drops for a week. From
the wsy Won administer drops one would
think Won was the frlp-door OF 4 hanging
machine. tsimme some fi-s /"
Buf there ain'r any fig-. dear. III 20
~! get sou some said Mrs. >poopen-
dyke
That'S II. growled her husband.
fon only want an excuse 10 leave me
~ die alone Why haven't ye got some
fi-~s You might kIow I'd want figs
ssnf any citron =
~ haven't rot any ciir0n: but
Won be more than minnie away, and
ill get Won any fltli, YOU want.
20 ves: you'll get II. have 10 doubt.
y hal ron want IL rail fence around,
arf gate offth hinges 70 he = dog-gast-
q orchard Fetch me some straw ber-
rirs
-Why. Strawberries are ont OF season.
There aint any il the market now
~ SUPPOSED YOU SAY that" rrnaned
Mr. Spoopendyke- you've always got
some excuse If should die. you'd have
80 apology ready. Gimme something
20 tske this taste OUT OF ms mouth
What would you like, dear r asked
Mr.. >rcopemivke
soap. dod Lns-t III Gimme soar IL
you can't think OF ANYTHING else de-
manded Mr. >poopendyke. Mebbe
ron aIn't got Any sap Al least YOU
w"nlf.'t have ii wanted ii. tot any
cherriess
No: they are ON, of season. There
are some grapes in the closet"
Don't want any measly grapes. If Il
can't have what want. I don't want II.
Where's those drops Why don't Won
give me my meiicine? Going TO let me
die for want Of little attention. Want
The life Insurance. don't We? Going tol
gimme those drops before the next cleo
tion?
Nr-- SPoopendyke lsdle.l ont the dose.
half % which went down Mr.. Spoopan-
dykes gHlI-t and half over the front on
his night shirt
That's il. he howIed. Spill EN-.
They're for external application. Put
en- anywhere. Pour EN- 40 the rhim-l
nsy- and Mr. >pocpendvkc fired the
spoon across the rlsom.
7 Have piere Of orange 10 take the
taste away asked Mrs. Spoopendyke.
pleasantly
No. won't objected her snouse i
= gimme = piece of musksnelon.v
| don't believe they have mnskmc,-
euiyse oer
-ot course they dor \. responded Mr.
-pOopennyse, they don't have any
ring when lin sick its a wonder they
i'ase houses its miracle that they have
neus. ! ~ ssicnished to think they have
uoc.of~ ana drug stores. I've got to