The Indianapolis leader. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1879-1890, 1880-02-21
Notes.

The Thursby concerts are given every
day in the week.
Railway trains are "mashers" that have
no regard for sex.
The republicans will probably run a
Streight ticket for governor.
A girls boarding school is the most at
tractive gallery to college boys.
Captain Kidd's treasure is no doubt
concealed in Kidd-avarice location.
Thomases of both the feline and politi-
cal stripe are often found upon the fence.
Matte Morris and Monte Ray are two
attractive and interesting young cities in
Mexico.
The reason Nine Bernhardt is 80 popu
lar with the beaux, is because she enjoys
Sarah-nade.
due to the fact that the ''cops" are in the
habit of running them in.
We would like to know why Tom Keogh
don't change his name TO something that
would be difficult to pronounce.
Diaz pronounced De-ath) is the name
of the Mexican president. Revolution
ought not to thrive in his domain.
The Deadw wood Pioneer seems to have
the dead wood on all the Rocky mountain
news papers for editorial gingeriness.
If Shurz don't Ouray and settle this
vexed Indian question, he's going to hear
something drop soon, and that heavy,
too.
An old colored woman died recently in
Kansas who was not a servant in the fam.
lily of the late Gen. George Washington of
Virginia.
We wonder if the readers of Cincinnati
papers will be visited by any such night
mares as the Kirby Police Bill in the
Sweet bye and bye?
1t is now said, that in extenuation of his
peculations, that ex-Indian commissioner
Hayt studied political administration from
Hayt() standpoint.
The Emperor of Russia would learn
something to his advantage il he would
send his Nihilists to this country, to try a
little pistol practice with our Black Hill
ists.
The opponents of the third term we
presume, will eventually favor the elimin-
alton of the third term from the educa-
tional year, through fear of a pedagogical
Caesarism.
The Saturday Press bore down very
heavily upon the intellectual mountain OF
the Sunday Journal, and the result was
that the i. m. gave birth to a dimunitive
yet exceedingly pIecocious mouse.
1t is reported on good authority from
! Washington that several grave and rever-
end senators who have wives and inter-
esting families at home. are badly mashed
on Bright Eyes, the Ponca Indian mai
den.
What is the matter with the Louisiana
liars? A whole week has passed and not a
single "infamous falsehood' has been
completely and satisfactorily "refuted."
We are afraid the boys are getting out OF
practice.
An ex-convict calls the Kentucky peni.
tentiary "the very hole of hell" Had the
distinguished gentleman included the en-
tire State Of Kentucky, except Louisville
we would have been willing to spell "hole
with ''w".
go West" was the injunction OF Hor-
ace Greeley, who was Senator Voorhees,
candidate for president eight years ago
The senator should not kick so vigorously
! now because the colored people of North
Carolina are following the advice of his
acknowledged leader who was once theil
idol.
Purgatory, or the adjoining hot room, i,
said to be literally supplied with festive
gentlemen, who in this world followed tn,
merry occupation of violinist Whethe
this be true or not we will wager nicke
that the number Of candidates for fat of
fees in this State are double the numbe
of fiddlers there are in the satanic domin
ions. 81
It was the Sweet Singer of Michigan VIII
intended to say: