The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-11-23
sUINTILLATIoNs.

1.-The simpler girl dresses, the bet
ter che looks" was written with re-
ference to Evening attire.--Sauday
Argus.
Living in a doubtful Stutc---thc
young man who. having proposed,
IS asked for timo to consider the ques.
,ion,--Sunday Times.
It IS after the nice Young man over
fakes and passes a couple.oi young la
dies on the sidewalk that he puts OIL
his killing style OF walk.--Statc
Journal
The man With BibE ssenss and 3
pl,hisicky aeeordeon Is doing the ru'
raj districts. His Bible sciences hi
gives as sermons and his music ac.
eordconly. Times.
1t comes kind o sldden like, just
as the congregation have finished
singing "Salvation's Free" to have
the preacher announce that 1.-THE col
lection will now be taken up."-Ex.
A banquet at Charleston, South
Carolina, at which Ave knndrej mn,es
sat down, was like the battle Of Bull
Run, because il was great deaf eat
in the South.--Rome Sentinel.
''How does Gen. Hancock take it
since the eleetion?"
Oh, he takes it about as usual, only
a little more hquOr and less sugar -
Dittoe.
John d. White is probably elected
in the 9th district. we thought ten
into nine wouldn't 20. but 10000
dollars in the 9th district seems to
have gone pretty well. Whites ma
joriiy will exceed a ,housand.--leo-
man.
The latest story about the Sunday
law fanatics is to the effect that Dea-
con Jones. OF Psumunksey, refused to
ca. an egg laid on Monday because,
presunlptively. in the order Of nature,
the hen had prepared it on the Sab
bath'day,--Sunday Argus.
A book ageat approached man.
last Wednesday, and proposed to soil
him cycloacdla. He replied that he
did not want the concern, but would
s,y vcl,cipede for his boy. il the
price was not too high. and the red
paint on the whesls was warranted to
rtiek.-Suuday Times.
Brookliu has elected a preacher,
Parson Smith, to succeed Congress
man Chittendsn. II we must have
parson IN Congress, it is well that he
comes from Brooklyn, for then we
know exactly where he stand on the
great moral questions Of the day.
Evening Post.
The Washington City Gazette an
pouuees that well known barber Of
that city intends hereafter employing
female BARRIERS exclusively, and thinks
he will got big patronage. The
shop may get big custom from
strangers, but as to congressman
why II is no new thing for them to be
shaved by females Henderson Meas.
The latest news Of a POLITICAL ma
ture and of interest to tie Democrats
is ,hisly; Several gentlemen were en-
gagged in the fashionable game that is
known as poker. One OF them have
ing lost heavily in Jackpot, rose
from the table and remarked: at
seems to me as if had gone Demo
cratic. Union Democrat.
Wehaye met the enemy-and that's
about oil the recollection we do have
about the meeting. We suppose il
adjourned. however, in regular order.
which is more than we did. The mo-
ton to adjourn was carried, and SO
was our baggage and bareback. II
anybody sees testament with the
writing on the Hy leaf, kiss him for
his mother" that's our'n.-Glasgow
Times.
The Argus ia in receipt Of a card
from lady correspondent who in
quires If the editor realizes that
most OF his readers are women when
he fills his columns with political ar
tieles? OF course. some political
readings is interesting to all; but for
a steady diet, deliver me-" While
disposed to accommodate every one,
we think, in this case, physician
should be addressed. sunday rgus.
We want TO be at peace with all
the world and the rest Of mankind.
and if we have hurt anybody's feel
iDgs we freely forgive them, and hope
they will never give us another op-
portunnity to do 30. Having extend
cd this apologize people throughout
the district and State we shall expect
everybody to accept it and be frien.l.
ly with us hereafter. If they don't,
We shall continue to plOd along to-
wards heaven without them.--Padu-
cab News.
We never could understand how SO
quiet a youth as he who handles the
shears in the Hopkinsvilie Kentuck-
ian Office could write so many noisy,
witty articles, but il comes to light.
from recent Investigations. that the
kentuekiau Office is just over So
loon. Hold We don't mean that
Charley ever takes anything of the
sort--no; but then there's so much
fun just below, little is waf,el into
his editorial sanetum by gentle spirits
Allison Holland.
According to Griswold. Cincinnati
has dentist who takes a tooth out Sc
slick that the patient doesn't miss il
for two or three days; another. who
being something Of an artist, draws .
tooth in India ink when person
wants it done. without pain: another
who never pulls tooth until it j,
rine. anolher. Vim had onca n nar.ie