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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
List of Unclaimed Letters.

The following is a list of unclaimed let
ters remaining in the postoflice for the
week ending Monday, March 1st:
LADIES' List.-Mrs. Agnes Brode, Miss
M. Cook, Mary E. Donaldson, Mrs. W.
Fraley, Miss Mary Freitchia, Miss Emma
A, Ferguson, Mrs. Amos Good. Miss Sarah
Gable. Mrs. Fanny Hershey, Mrs. Rosanna
Hity, Mrs. Benjamin II. Huber, Mrs.
Carrie Miller, Miss Katy Miller, Rachel A.
Moore, Miss Beckey o. Bryn, Miss Julia Pa =
mer, Mrs. Mary Ann Rohrer, Mrs. Susan
Shelly.
Gents List. - Jacob Augsperrger, J.
Leroy Bowers, Brown & Co., NJ. B. Davis
Jacob E. Eberley, Henry Friedman, Amos
Harnish, NJ. Frederick Heus, Jos. II.
Kenna, David Meyer, VIM. Murry, Reed
c. Miller, William Reif, Rendivig &
Adams, L. W. Russell, J. II. Shaibley, J.
NJ. Slaymaker, w. +. Van Howenbergh,
Wallace Weslake, j. A. Wilson, Abm.
WOLF Charles Zicgenluse.
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THE riley ESTATE.

| Decision in Favor of the Administrative.
To-day at noon VIM. Leaman, George
| Nauman and E. II. Yundt, esqs., the
referees who had been mutually agreed
upon to decide the dispute between
Mrs. Julia Riley, the widow and
administrative of James w. Riley,
deceased, and Miss Margaret Rhey,
sister of deceased, as to which of them
is entitled to the possession of certain
| certificate of deposit for more than S1O,-
600, met in the office of VIM. Leaman, and
in the presence of the parties interested rem
dered unanimous decision that Julia
Rhey, the widow and administrators of
James w. Rhey, was entitled to the prop
erty and certificate of deposit. That the
ownership is in her, and that she is entitled
to the possession of the same and the
moneys due thereon.
After the referees had rendered their
decision, Miss Margaret Rhey, who holds
the certificate, and her attorney, Hon.
Thos. p. Fenlon, refused to surrender the
certificate Of deposit, whereupon J. L.
Steinmetz, esq, counsel for the administrs-
trix, had issued a capias in trover and con-
version.
The sheriff arrested Miss Margaret Rhey
and Mr.. Fenlon, her counsel, and took
them before Judges Livingston and Pat
terson. Mr.. Steinmetz, for the admins
tratrix, insisted that the certificate of
deposit should be delivered to his
client, or that Miss Rhey and her coun-
sci give bonds for it's safe keeping within
the jurisdiction of the court. Mr.. Yundt,
counsel for Miss Rhey and Mr.. Fenlon, in
sisted ON their discharge on the ground
that a capias in trover would not lie. The
discussion was very animated. The court
made an order that the custodian of the
certificate of deposit shall give bail in the
sum of $40, 900, for its safe-keeping within
the jurisdiction of the court.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
.CUTICURA
REMEDIES

Have achieved the most noted success of
any Medicines of Modern Times
Messrs. Weeks & Potter have never doubted
the specific properties of CUTICUKA. CUTICURA
sESOLvENT and LUTICURA SOAP. for The Sp e.iy,
hernlinenL and economical cure of IIumors Of
the Blood. Skin and Scalp. They are, however,
tLStOnished ut their universal success: for it
was to be expected that in the hands OF some
they would fail solely from spasmOdic or isnO-
rant use of them.
They are unable to say without fear of con
tr,l,iictiOn that no remedies ever achieved i'm
the short space of one year TIL. number OF on
lerful cures performed by the CUTICURA REM
EDIES.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
THE OLD STORY.
Forgot to Watch the Other.

Forgot to Watch the Other.
POTTsvILLE, Pa. March AT noon to
day Andrew Moran, puddler at Falo Alto
mill, while getting out of the way of a
north bound train on the Reading road,
was struck by an engine going south. He
was dragged considerable distance, was
cut and bruised about the head and Liter
ally disemboweled. He cannot live. The
unfortunate man resides in Allentown,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
CHAS. HOCGHTON,
LIVER COMPLAINT

And Dyspepsia Treated by the Resolvent
Gains 1-2 pounds on One Bottle.
Gentlemen II have had Liver Com plaint and
Dyspepsia, with running sores on the siIe of
my neck for ten years. Doctors did me no
good l have been spending for eight years
and it did no good. Everything ate Distress
ed ME. got reduced from l79 to l32 pounds.
At last tIied the REsOLvEHT and it helped me
right off, and on the bottle gained five and
one-half pounds. 1t is doing the business, and
am gOi"g for it strong.
waDasn ss .lS, AVs, Chicago Ill., NOV SaS. IS Ko ISIS
NorE.-CUrICURA is admirably assisted in
cases OF extreme ply ysical weakness or " hen
the virus of ScrOiuIa is know to lurk in the
system, by the internal use of the CurICUKA
REsOLvENT, without doubt the most powerful
blood purifier and liver stimuIant in the wOl lfi.
CUIICURA SOAP is AN elegant tOieL and medic
inal assistant to CUTICURA in the treatment of
all external ailments For chappel hands.
rough skin and tan, sunburn. and the lesser
skin troubles, it i indispensable; u soap tor
the toilet, the nursery and bath it Is the most
elegant, refreshing and healing before the
public.
These great remedies succeed where all
sess new and original properties never before
successfully combined in medicine
The CUTICURA REMEDIES prepared by
Weeks & Potter, Chemists and Druggists, 80
Washington street, Boston, and are Tor sale by
all druggists. Price of Cuticur;i, small boxes,
NJ cents large boxes, containing two and one
half times the quantity OF small, 81. Restlvent,
II per bottle. Cuticurs. Soap, - cents per cake
by mail. ~ cents three cakes % Genus.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Surllrlse l'Arly.

Sunday last, February 49, was the birth
day of Miss Lizzie Allabach, Of West King
street, and last night she was astonished
by large party other young friends COM
ing to her house and giving her a surprise
party. A splendid time was had by all who
participated, and as Miss Lizzie only has
one birthday every four years her friends
have right to merry-making when it
comes around.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Catarrh of the Bladder Cured.

HENRIETTA, Monroe Co., n. Y, Jan S, 1850.
H. H. WARNER & Co.:-GENTLEMEN:-I Il am a
man 67 years of age, have lived in Monroe
county, n. Y. most of my life, and believe
there is no man of my acq uaintance who would
doubt any statement l might make. have
been terrible sufferer of Catarrh of the Blad-
der for years. Hearing of number of cures
from the use of your remedy, and after taking
a few bottles of your Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure was not only relieved, but found my
self cured. THOMAS OWENS.
ml-9Wd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

NEW YORK. March 2-FlOur-Receipts Il, ,e97 {;
State and Western dull, and in buyers
favor; supertine state S. OO@5 SO; ex-
81 50; round hoop Ohio $5 75@6 90: choice
do S. 1907 SO; superfine western S OO@5 50 !;
common to good extra do s. 5O@5 70 choice
dodO IS S0@7 Is; choice white wheat do S. 65@
.: Southern quiet common to fair extra
$ 75@6 30: good to choice do S. 4O@s 90.
Wheat-Spring quiet nominal Winter Nc
over and dull No, Red April 81 5O54@l 5lL.
Corn quiet and firm; Mixed Western spot
5612@5S1ac; do future 53Q561ac.
Oats dull state AZ 05lc; Western 4s1a@50c.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

covering CH0 1SUuy NOr Ien H6arS, F6rn3-
nentIy Cured.
LAW OFFICE OF CHAS. HOUGHTON.
II Congress Street. Boston. Feb. y, 1873.
MEsSRs. W WEEKs 4 POTTER: Ge1aiemen.-I feel
it a duty to inform you, and through you all
who are interested to know the fact, that IL
most disagreeable and obstinate ct-e of salt
Rheum or Eczema. which has been under my
personal observation from its first appearance
10 the present Iime.-abOut ten (lr) yrnrs,-
covering the greater pOrti'n of the patients
DDS OF treating such disease has been app ie'l
without benefit, has com npleteIy disappeared,
iraving n clean and healthy skin. under u few
days of profuse application OF CUTICURA.
can and do heartily advise All similarly af-
tlictei 10 try the remedy which has been 80 ef-
clual in this case.
Very truly yours,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
BY WIRE.

Afternoon kilograms Condensed.
j. r. Bodwell, Rep, was elected mayo r
of Hallowell, Me-, yesterday.
Rev. Edw. COwley was to-day trans
ferred from the Tombs to Blackwell's S
Island. He was spared the humiliation of
riding in the black maria.
Parnell, Dillon and Murdock were intro
duced to the Iowa Legislature to-day and
the former made an address.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

and Miss Alice Troyer sang very sweetly
vocal duet, "Holy Mother, Guide his Foot
steps," and the piano solos by Miss Brittle
Davis, of Coatesville, and Miss Lizzie
McNabb-both played without notes
were most creditable performances of
high order of classical music.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
PINCH BACK.

Not to be Naval Officer After All.
WASHINGTON, March 2.-Hayes to-day
withdrew the nomination of Pinchback
for naval officer at New Orleans, thus leav-
ing Lewis, the present incumbent, undis-
turbed.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
ure Spices at LOcher's Drug Store.
shrewdness and ABILITY.


Hop Bitters so freely advertised in all the
papers, secular and religious, are having Il
large sale, and are supplanting all other medi-
cnes. There is no denying the virtues of the
Hop plant and the proprietors OF these Bitters
have shown great shrewdness and ability in
compounding Il Bitters, whose virtues so
palpable to every ones observatiOn.-EL-
change. ml-2wd&W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
PROPOSALS.

PROPOSALS
i Will be received at the Mayors Office up
TO THU RSDAY EVENING, MARCH 4, 1850, 4
p. NJ, for digging out and filling in 42O feet,
more or less, of water trench on North Prince
street. north from Frederick to New street
Also 200 feet. more or less, of water trench on
North Queen, north from Clay street. Also 100
feet, more or less, of water trench on Lafayette
street. from Filbert alley west
Trenches are to be four feet deep and two
feet wide. The bids must state how much for
earth and how much for rock per cubic yard.
Security in $50 must accompany the bid for the
work on each street Work to be done under
the direction and subject to the approval and
measurement of the superintendent of the
Water Works, and at the time he may direct.
m2 It'd JNO. 7. MACGONIGLE, Mayor.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
KING COAL.

Another Advance In Prices.
PHILADELPHIA, March 2.-The Phila
delphia & Reading coal and iron company
decided this morning. to advance Eastern
prices of coal, to take effect on the 18th
The rates for hard white, ash coal at
Elizabethport will be: Lump and steam
boat, s4.75; broken and egg, 81; stove,
"a; chestnut, $500; pea, s2.75. For
free burning coal at the same point, an
advance Of 80 cents is made in broken %
cents in egg and pea and five cents i,
chestnut.
The price of hard white ash coal Oh
board vessels at Port Richmond will he
Lump and steamboat, $40; broken egg
and stove, s3.65 chestnut, 1856. and pea,
$40. An advance of 30 cents for broken
25 cents for egg, cents for chestnut ant.
Is cents for pea are made in the prices OF
free burning Goals at the same point.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
SEWING MACHINES.

CEWING MACHINES
y Nearly every Sewing Machine agent claims
to have the simplest machine. From the pri-
vate books of Sewing Machine makers and at
tachment dealers, we learn the following
facts:
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
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Try Locher's Cough syrup.

STATISTICS prove that twenty-five per cent.
of the deaths in our larger cities are caused by
consumption, and when we reflect that this
terrible disease in its worst stage will yield to
bottle of Locher's Renowned Cough Syrup,
shall we condemn the sufferers tor their neg
ligence, or pity them for their ignorance?
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
NEW ENTERTAINMENTS.

I 0ST.
IL On Friday afternoon, a Coral Breastpin.
The finder will be literally rewarded on leav-
ing it at THIS OFFICE.
ltd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
NEW AD1ERTISEMENTS.


in design nc o
with q Jewelry
z. &
No.. King Street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Use Locher's Horse and Cattle Powders
A Strange People

Do yon know that there are strange peo-
pie in our community, We say strange because
they seem to prefer to suffer and pass their
days miseraDly, made so by Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint, Indigestion, Constipation
and General Debility, when Shiloh's Nitalizer
is guaranteed to cure them. Sold by ID. Heit-
shu, Lancaster, and NJ. L. Davis, Millersville.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Special NOTICES.

Bad blood always causes trouble. 1t may be
a family fight, or boils, pimples, itch, tetter,
&C.; but no matter. DR.. Lindsey's Blood
Searcher" is the cure-all.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

In the AnnihiIatiOn of
Pain and Inflammation,
in the Vlt;iIiZatiOn OF
Weak, Parsllyzed, and
Painful Nervous Parts
and organs. in the Cur
ness of the Lungs, Heart.
; Absorption of POiSOns
Igh the Pores, anil the Pre-
Agu-. Liver Complaints,
sious Diseases, they are
genuine.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Try Locher's Cough Syrup.

1t has wonderful power on Bowels, Liver
and Kidneys! What7 kidney-Wort, try 1t.
ml.lwd&W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

A precious gem is " DR.. Sellers Cough
Syrup has never been known to fail in cur
ing colds, coughs, and whooping cough. Price
.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
THIRD EDITION.
TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH q, 1890
WEATHER INDICATIONS

WASHINGTON, March 2.-For the Mid
die Atlantic states, clear or fair weather
easterly, veering to warmer souther!y
Winds with falling barometer.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Grade of Pupils.

The following is the percentage of the
boys secondary school, Rockland street,
for the month of February:
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DEA THIS.

WAIDLEY.-Feb. 29, 1850. i'll Strasburg Mrs.
Rachel Waidley, widow of Henry Waidley. in
the I'D year of her age.
The relatives and friends are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral from the residence
OrGeO. Ii. GOnder, Strslsburg, Wednesday after
noon. at O'Clock. Services at the Methodist
church. 2td
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

Quotations by b. K. Jamison & Co., S. W.
Cor. Sd and Chestnut Streets).
PHILADELPHIA, Mar. 2
United States 6's, 1881, (registered). 1867 1861
United States SIS, 1881, (regist ered). .l01 QlO35
United States AS, 1891, (registered)IOs
United States 412's, 1891, (cOupOns).. los
United States As, 1907. (re"istered). .lO5T
United States Currency 6s.......... .l06L@106A
Sterling Exchange. Ass @iS7L
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Five Hundred Thousand Strong.

In the past few months there have been more
than jOO,OOO bottles of ShilOhs Cure sold. Out
more than 1000 cases OF Consumption have
been cured. All Coughs, Group, Asthma and
Bronchitis yield ut once, hence it is that every
body speaks in its praise. To those who have
not used it, let say, if you have a cough, or
your child the cough, and you value life, don't
fail to try it, For lame back, side or chest use
ShilOh's Porous Plaster. Sold by your drug
gis1s, ID. Heitshu, Lancaster, and NJ. L. Davis,
MillersVille.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Browns Household Panacea


Is the most effective Pain Destroyer In the
world. Will most surely quicken the blood
whether taken internally orapplied externally
and thereby more certainly RELIEVE PAIN.
whether chronic or acute, than any other pain
alleviator, and it is warranted double the
strength of any similar preparation.
1t cures pain in the Side, Back or Bowels,
Sore Throat, Rheumatism, Toothache and ALL
ACHES, and is the GREAT BELIEVER OF
PAIN. "BROWN's HOUSEHOLD PANA-
CEA " should be in every family. A teaspoon
tul of the Panacea in tumbler OF hot water
(sweetened if preferred), taken at bedtime,
will BREAK UP COLD. . cents e bottle.
For sale at II. j. Cochran & Cos Drug Store
North Queen street. Lancaster.
Much Sickness,
Undoubtedly with children. attributed to other
causes, is Occasioned by Worms. BROWNS
VERMIFUGE COMFITS, or Worm LozenSes
although effectual in destroying worms, can
do no possible injury to the most delicate child
This valuable combination has been success
fully used by physicians, and found to be alb
solutely sure in eradcating worms. Twenty
five cents a box. Gjanl5-lvd&wTuTh&S
What Makes You Sick?
You have allowed your bowels to become
habitually costive, your liver has become tor
pid, the same thing ails your kidneys, and you
are just used up. Now be sensible, get pack
age of Kldney-WOrt, take it faithfully and
soon you will forget you've got any such
organs, for you will be well man.
ml-lwd&w
For COUGHS, Asthma and Throat Disorders,
use "BroWn's bronchial Troches," having
proved their efficiency by Il test of many years.
limitations are offered for sale, many of which
are injurious. The genuine BroWn's Bron-
chidl Troches" are sold only in 6ores.
m2-lWdTThS&W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
Sale of Turnpike Stock.


Jacob B. Long, real estate agent, sold
to-day at private sale, 25 shares of Lancas-
ter and Marietta turnpike stock, at S25
per share.
Mr.. JOHN r. HYLAND, of Troy, My, suf-
fered with Rheumatism tor ten months so
badly that he could hardly raise his arms or
legs. Tried bottle of ST. JACOBS Oil, and the
relief was immediate.
Distance Lends Enchantment!
Maud had fine figure, good face and pretty
name One should see her at a distance. When
she began to talk, you realized that she never
used SOZODONT. Her breath was unlike the
breezes of Araby the blest. ml-lwdeOd&w
New ADVERTISEMENTS.
Bargains at Finn & Breneman's.
Proposals For Water Trenches.
Apples at HerZOg's.
Han:s Wanted.
For Rent.
Wanted.'
Free Cure.
Lost.
sB-For further details see advertising
column.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
THE CANADA PACIFIC RAILROAD

Strike Terminated, but Snow Obstruet1nI
WINNEPEG, Manitoba, March 2.-The
strike in contract Is of the Canada Pa
ciic railroad has terminated, the men
having received their pay. Traffic south
Of the boundary has been suspended for
six days by snow. No through mails have
vet been received.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

WE have speedy and positive cure for Ca
tarrh. Diphthera. Canker mouth and Headache
in Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. nasal injector
free with each bottle Use 1t ifyou desire health
ID. Heitshu, Lancaster, and NJ. l., Davis, Mil
lersvIle. sept25-eOdd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
COLLINS
wor1uc fllc7le
PLAsTERS

ing Of Chronic Weakn
ami Kidneys, in the
from the Blood thrnus
ventiOn Of Fever and
Malarill and COntug
wonderful. Get the K
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02
SALT RHEUM

Covering the Body for Ten Years, Perma-
nently Cured.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-03-02

DUBLIC SALE OF BRED
/ ALDERNEYS.-On THURSDAY, MARCH
4 1880. at Il o'clock m. on the premises, known
as Greenland Mills. in East Lampeter town
ship, situate on the Philadelphia turnpike'
three miles east of the city, TWENTy-THREE
Also. 4 fOuryear old thOrOugl- red TROTTING
MARE. One year credit given.
ml-3td Il. f. ESHLEMAN.
A PPLICATION FOR CHARTER.
N Notice is hereby given that application
will be made to Court by the undersigned, for
the granting of Charter to the " Lancaster
Scientific Club" the object of which corpora
ton will be the promotion and encouragement
of the study OF exact science in the city and
county of Lancaster.
G. +. HOUPT. J. p. MCCASkEY,
b. F. SAYLOR, ml-3tdoawM
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-01-29
Brain Work, Alcohol, and Tobacco.

James Parton concludes a recent
very suggestive article upon the hab-
its and death of Bayard Taylor (whom
he had, as a personal friend, warned
against the danger Of wine and beer
drinking and smokingl, as follows:
Mental labor is not hostile to health
and life. But ] am more than ever
convinced that a man who lives by his
brain is of all men bound to avoid stim-
ulating his brain. In this climate, to
stimulate the brain by alcohol and to-
bacco is only slow kind of suicide.
Even the most moderate use Of the
mildest wine is not without danger, be-
cause the peculiar exhaustion caused
by severe mental labor is a constant
and urgent temptation to increase the
quantity and strength of the potation.
Il would say to every young man in
the United States, if | could reach
him, if you mean to attain one of the
prizes of your profession and live a
cheerful life to the age of eighty,
throw away your dirty old pipe, put
your cigars in the stove, never buy
any more, become an absolute teeto-
taller, take your diner in the middle of
your day, and rest one day in seven.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-01-29
[ColOnel p. Donan.1
Don't Be Editors.

Boys of my audience, bright-faced,
aspiring youths, longing for the short
est and quickest route to fame and for
tune, hear a solemn adjuration, and be
warned in time: Never be editors,
everybody's pecking-blocks, creations
scapegoats and sway backed pack
mules. Dead-head tickets to circuses,
dog-shows and strawberry festivals
(paid for at ther Of five dollar no
tice for twenty-five cent ticket all are
very well in their way; and daily
bouquets from girls who want to get
their names in the paper, with the
stereotyped beautiful and accomplish
ed formula swung to them, are lust
too charming for anything" But do
not let them lead you into that dingy
den Of inky horror, treadmill labor and
squandered opportunities, brrles4u-
ingly known as the editorial-sanctum.
Stand back. Keep out. Be bootblacks,
sweeps, penitentiary birds, or members
of the maniac menagerie that meets in
the gorgeous whited sepulcher Of a
Capitol at Washington. Be mud
clerks on a coal barge, deck hands in
trip-factory. engineers of a one-dOn-
key power canal-boat, dairy maid with
an aged OK and two he-goats as the
stock in trade, servant girl in poor
house or orphan asylum. Be stock
gamblers, railroad directors, president
of sausage-stuffing machine, rag-ven-
ders, charcoal brawlers, or idiocy spout
ing Senators. But never, no never,
be editors! Never even be one editor,
for half one is three-quarters too
much for any well-regulated family to
have about the house.