Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1880-09-18
ODDS AND ENDS.
When singer lives in a glass house, h
throws tones. Whitehall Times.

When singer lives in glass house, he
throws tones.-[ Whitehall Times.
Death loves shining mark, but light.
ming prefers Connecticut barn. Dan
bury News.
Pride in woman destroys all symme.
try and shape-of mans pocket book.
[Owego Record.
Instructor to pupil "Miss Wright,
write rite right, right on this piece of pa
per- Yawcob Straus.
1t is announced that Mark Twains latest
work is not for sale. 1t is a girl-an inno-
cent at home. III New York Commercial.
A mother with two boys must be feshy
ur-chin is double. P. S.-A war map of
this can be obtained at the office.-[Oil
| City Derrick.
No matter how warmly man may love
his country's flag, he is never happy to see
the hen-sign in his garden patch. Il Boston
Transcript.
It is one of the curiosities of natural
history that the horse enjoys his food most
when he hasn't bit in his mouth. -[Still-
water Lumberman.
We have met the enemy and-we won't
say anything about it, as the boy said
when he came across a skunk in his fathers
pasture. Il Boston Post.
A girl in Rockford, Me-, had her corset
torn from her by stroke of lightning, but
received no injury herself. The young
man, however, was killed. Elmira Free
Press.
Jennie June tells story of young girl
who, seeing bit of straw embroidery,
made herself whole gown of silk net
worked in wheat, oats and grasses, with
fine split straw.
Sarah Winnemucca, Princess of the
Piutes, has been provided with comfort
able little house in Oregon, with yearly
pension of 5000, as reward for her service
during the last Bannock war.
The lifeless body of deaf mute was
discovered in field. The friends of the
deceased were much shocked when they
saw the newspaper item regarding the af.
fair headed "Dumbfounded. "-[ Rome Sen.
tinel.
"Oh, thought this was drawing room
car - alphabetically observed lady to
man in the door of the smoker as she dis
covered her mistake. st is, num-" he
said, drawing on his'n with all his might.
[DanburY News.
Samantha, I'm going to let 60 of your
hand for minute, but you won't be mad,
will you, darling? l wouldn't let go till
you did, only some sort of bug is crawl
ing down my back, and l can't keep my
mind on you and bugs at the same time.
Unidentified Exchange.
The greatest bore that infests newspa-
4. Il. L
thing to fill up" The something to fill
up" is generally well concealed adver-
tisement OF the bore's business, which he
is asinine enough to believe the editor will
not discover. IL Rhinebeck Gazette.
Many physicians claim that intemper-
ance is disease. 1t must be contagious |
then; at any rate man when he gets |
drunk usually catches it when he goes
home. There may seem to be some little |
or contradiction here, but we
can't stop for that now.
Emily Rigl and Maud Granger will star
next season in play called 1.-TWO Nights
in Rome" Tracy Titus, an ex.husband of
Alice Oates, will manage them. If Tracy
couldn't manage Alice alone, what is the
use of his trying to manage these two la.
dies together?
There is to be club of circus men.
There will be no chairs in the club, moth
ng but trapezes. When they dine every
BODY will stand on his head. There will
De no stairways. The members will get
INTO the club by climbing the water.spout
md coming down through the chimneys.
Daughter of Cabinet Minister at
would give me pleasure to use my infu-
nee with papa for the appointment you
want, but it is already filled" Applicant:
ooh, but surely he could put subordi.
ate in as well. There must be nothing
o do enough for two.",[Congressional
record.
A murderer in Pennsylvania under sen.
ence of death stood a big chance of re-
rieval last week, but he mounted spav-
ned old Pegasus and told his tale to the
Governor in (allegedl rhyme. The Gov ,
rnor pardoned him for the murder, but /
rdered him to be hung for the poetry" \