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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04
aHYL0CK TO ANTONIO

9roNo1 ANTONIO, many times andSO
In der Rialto you hat abused me
Aloud my monies, und said dot
took moro interest in year
Dan der principal was como tol
stu have borne Ill those NIT
4 fo I'VE; VT you o1I os{i II, ,uneranoes-
Vas der badge Of an our tribe;
You call me bad Names
Aisbeitever, cutrthrod, So0 ~ A11A
Cheep 6hon. und % on.
Veil, den, It now appeared
Dot you need mine helupi
You come to me und you sa1d,
liz 70 d Gle Hss Sss. xSr aao
Till next Saturday. You said 0ol -..
You, dot hat booted mo
Two, dree, six, several times,
Und spurn'd me from your threshold
Like toG! Monies 10 your suit dent
By goodness. you hat more check
AZ book agent! Should I not 1ai1s
Hat toy money!
Do Q son ov . gun .... ...
Keep pank around1
Didn't It been an impooeibl11
Dot cur should lend you
Dree dousand ducats7 Or, ...
Shall l bend low, und In bondsman0 key,
Nit batel breath md whispered humbloneso
Said this:
Fair cir, You spit on me on Wednesday last
You spufn'd me on Thursday,
On Friday you told me to wipe =
Mine shin on;
Anudder dime you cali Ne
Old stick-tn-der mud;
Und, now, for dose dings
lend you-a dfe cont nickel
on 9a9 you eSU cd Psld se:d, Don't n,
r. ". 0rts'eea. IN Cincinnati BnQsar
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04

DRIED APPLE CUsrARD.-One pint
of dried apples, mashed and strained;
two eggs beaten with the apples; sweet
en- and spice to taste; add a half tum.
bier of cream or rich milk. Bake in
paste, and when done cover with q
meringue.
THE population of Greece, 1,547.89i
in 1870, has now risen to 1,679,775. In
1888 it was 865. 900. The population of
Athens and the Pircus have largely in
creased of late wears.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04

Tho disease known among horse
men as pink-eye'' has broken out in
the Hartford, Conn.,, stables. and there
are a large number of horses already
down with it. "Pink.eye'' is described
by horsemen as a disease which gen.
orally follows excessive warm weather
and sudden changes, and is much like
. cold. 1t settles on the lungs or pro-
duces congestion of the bowels, and
unless the horse is properly cared for
it is somewhat dangerous. If the
horse is kept at work the ailment very
soon kills it. The appetite is gone and
the joints OF the legs become very much
swollen.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04
The Philosophy Of Flies.

One OF our respected readers, says the
Boston Transcript, hitherto pattern OF
docility, tractabili,y, and modesty, has
suddenly so far forgot himself as to sit
down and deliberately, knowingly, will
lnlly, and of his malice aforcthought,
write and send to this Office the follow
ing chapter on flies:
You can sometimes catch a baseball
on a fly.
The most irritating fly is the Spanish
fly.
The Latin name for 4 certain kind OF
fly is Tcmpus fugit.
The fly is an author. See "Flies on
Horses"
You can always at this season of the
year find flies on toast at restaurants.
Flies are always on hand early in the
morning.
You have all seen kite fly.
Some flies are always in Jail.
Longfellow speaks of lily as a bird
when he says ely, proud bird Of free
DOM"
Some people employ the blind to keep
flies from the room.
You can draw a fly with drop of mo-
lasses better than with crayon.
have often seen flies hand-cuffed.
The spider is the only creature which
invites the fly to his parlor.
The only popular fly" Shoo-hy.'
Flies are like rivers. They are often
damned.
A conjugal quarrel is promoter of
hair flies.
Stage flies are painted.
A fly is conservative in his reading !;
'le always sticks to his own paper.
Butchers and grocers exhibit hcs in
their windows.
You can't drown Il fly in the milk of
human kindness.
Although flies don't stay long in one
place they always carry trunk.
There are musical flies. People often
speak of that base fly.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04

"A lady in Springfield, Mass, has
been making some experiments in put
ting up canned goods without cooking.
Heating the fruit tends more or less to
the injury of the flavor, aud the lady
referred TO has found that by filling
the cans with fruit, and then with pure
cold water, ard allowing them to stand
until ali the confined air has escaped,
the fruit will, if then sealed perfectly.
keep indefinitely without change OF
loss of original flavor.-C Cincinnati,
Times.
TO Make Husbands Happy.-One
wife; mix with genuine affection, true
patience and self-sacrifice. Stir with q
kiss occasionally and add grain OF
common sense IN the management Of
daily trifles. Put q teaspoonful of real
religion into every days life. Avoid
fretting and chatting, as it curdles and
destroys the mixture. Serve at
breakfast and dinner in charming at
tire with q smile for sauce, and the re-
suit will be wife with rainbow al
ways over her head and Heaven shin.
ing in her heart Cleveland Herald.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04
Miss 7. Westphal

Keeps on hand a large an well as
sorted stock of MILLINERY, FANCY
GOODS and ZEPHYR WOOL, opposite
the Union Hotel, between Second
and Third North streets.
NEW ULM, IS MINI.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-04
CURIOUS CASES OF SOXNAlBU.
LISN.

THAT persons walk in their sleep and
are unconscious of ordinary impressions,
but retain sensations. there is, we all
admit, no doubt. One curious instance
occurred in q schoolgirl who was OBJ
served to rise every night about mid
night, and walk about her bedroom and
the lobby outside her sleeping apart
ment. After some time, on returning
TO her bed, she was in the habit of ex.
aiming it and all about it, and finally
selecting for some hours rest clothes
basket which the house-maid kept on
the nat roof of the cradle-bed in which
she lay. After carefully examining tho
clothes-basket, she climbed up on the
head of the cradle-bed, and circling her
body as a cat would above the clothes
in the basket, she composed herself to
sleep, in which she remained for an
hour or more, then rose and returned
to her bed. In the morning she awoke
at her usual time, having no conscious
ness of what had occurred during the
night. Her sister watched her proceed
ings, but never interrupted or awakened
her, and after some time the nocturnal
climbings ceased.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07
ATexas Love story.
Houston Telegram.

Houston Telegram.
Twelve years or more ago. back
in the States, NJ. Koran and The
girl Of his choice were welded,
and for a time lived in the full en-
joyment of their bliss. Anon,
however, a cloud began to gather
in their domestic sky, no greater
than speck at first, but with the
fieeting days il increased until the
pent-up storm burst and severed
them, Koran was no rich mans
son, educated, blue-bloodtd and
high-strung, but he was man or
all that and he loved his. wife with
love as warm and true as ever
loved the more favored of one kind
his chosen mate in life. But the
cup of JOY was not FOR him then,
and he wandered away, strolling
around after a devil-may-care
fashion, until the fates brought
him to Texas. Here, as elsewhere,
he was sorry dog, until two
years ago he obtained employ
ment on the Columbus division of
|. & g N. Road. Finding him.
self settled, and yearning for the
old days, he put himself in COM
munication with his wife from
whom he had strayed ten long
years before. The affection of her
earlier days she cherished still,
nor did she hesitate when he call
ed, but answered quickly; and In
August last the two currants of
life which had drifted apart were
once more joined. Koran was
placed by the company at Arcola
in charge of a section of the road.
With his wife he went to his duty
and discharged it, winning there
by the confidence OF his employ
ers and the respect of his colabor-
ers. Thus their lives sped on
peacefully, and quietly until last
Wednesday, when the husband
was taken i'll. He paid little heed
to the malady until Thursday
night, when he became worse,
attributable perhaps to the fact
that his wife was also similarly at
tackled. Neither of them would
take medicine, albeit they grew
worse each day. 1t seemed that
they recognized the inevitable,
and were prepared for it. AT 10
O'Clock Sunday night Mrs. Koran
sank into the slumber from which
there is no awakening, and at 10
o'clock Monday her husband fol-
lowed her into the dreamless land.
A short time previous to his death
he arose from his bed, went TO
her trunk took cut the few trim
kets which she owned, placed
them upon her person.. reclined
himself upon the couch beside her,
and, kissing the cold face, dropped
into gentle, peaceful sleep, from
which he never aroused. Two cOf-
fms were sent down on the Mon
day morning train, and it is fact
that at the time they left here one
of those for whom they were in
tended was yet in the land of the
living.
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By Universal Accord

AYERS CATHARTIC PILLS are the
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are the prodnct of long, laborious, and
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their extensive use, by Physicians ia their
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harm can arise from their use In intrin-
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every person, knowing their virtues, win
employ them, when needed. They keep
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in healthy action the whole machinery of
life. Mild, searching and effectual, they
are specially adapted to the needs OF the
digestive apparatus, arrangements of
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physic to employ for children and weak
ened constitutions, where mild, but eff,
fectual cathartic is required For sale by
all dealers.
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Hard to Find.

A man who will refrain from
calling his friends speech chap
Ply effort"
A woman who remembers last
Sundays text, but is unable to
speak Understandings ofthe trim
mings on the bonnet of the lady
in the pew next in front.
A pencil that is always in the
first pocket you put your hand
into.
A man who has been fool some
time during his life and knows
enough to keep the knowledge of
it to himself.
An unmarried woman who new
er had on offer.
A pocket-knife that Is rever in
"them other pants"
A mother who never said she
"would rather do il myself when
she should have taught her child
how to do that thing.
A child who would not rather
eat between meals than at meals.
A person (age or sex immaterial)
who docs not experience a flush of
pride upon being thought what he
is not and may never hope TO be-
A singer who never complains
of cold when asked to sing.
A woman who when caught in
her second best dress, will make
no apology for her dreadful APP
pearance.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07
MERIT AND FORTUNE.

Merit one day ioiled up the height
Where Glory glitttring ensign stands,
Alb owe tie face whose deaihless light
Shines out Ger earth most distant
lands.
With upward gaze and daun tl,ss will
The pilgrim toiled up Glory's bill
Though steep rocks frowning from on
high,
And treachvrous paths before him lay;
Though Envy rained, and Calumny,
Their poisoned arrows round his way
All dangers overcome and past,
He reached the temples gate at last
There crowds upon Dame Fortune pressed,
And wooed her fayors as of old,
Some in her ear soft words addressed,
Some touched the guardian hand with
gold,
She let them enter Glory's fame,
But most of them returned again.
Az to and fro the crowds moved past,
Merit his eyes fixed stead lastly
Upon the porch, until at last
The lady said, ''In spite of me,
Ifeer you pass through Glory's gate,
You'll tarry long, and and enter late.'
Fortune, too we'll, the pilgrim cried,
''Thy tickle power is known to me;
Justice too often takes thy side,
And holds her sword and scales for thee;
But though this gate thy favorites win,
Merit alone remains Within"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07
Words of Wisdom.

Common sense makes no parade.
No wise men ever wished to be
younger.
Self reliance is quite distinct
from self-assertiOn.
What maintains one vice would
bring up two children.
1t is a good thing to learn eau
tion by the misfortune of others.
Nothing is more dangerous than
friend without discretion.
We hand folks over to Gods
mercy, but show none ourselves.
There are calumnies against
which even innocence loses cour-
age.
Better be upright and want than
wicked and have superabundance
1t is the nature of the human
disposition to hate him whom you
have injured.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07
THE HOOD ORPHAN
MEMORIAL FUND.
BY General 9. T. Beauregard,
NEW ORLEANS, 1880.

The entire proceeds arising from the
sale of this work are devoted TO The Hood
Orphan Memorial Fund, which IL invested
in United States Registered Bonds for the
nurture, care, support and education of
the ten infants deprived OF their pareu Is
last summer at New Orleans, 1.-THE melan-
choly incidents of which sad bereavement
are still fresh in the pablo mind
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On the receipt from any person remit.
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The voln,ne is published In the best style
of Typography, on elegant aper, with IL
Illustrations, executed as highest specimens
of art.
The author, the subject, the purpose, all
alike render ii worthy place in every
library--on every desk-or upon the book
shelf of every house in the country.
Agents wanted in every town and
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To the ladies, who feel desire TO ex
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For terms, rates TO agents, etc address
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He Got ais Recent.

Ia a city. not many thousand
miles from this locality there lives
a lawyer, crafty, subtle and as cute
as a fox. An Indian of the Choc-
tow tribe, Kiser by name, owed
him some money. The lawyer
waited long for The tin. His pa
tieuce at last gave way and he
threatened the indian with law
suits, processes. aud executions.
The poor Choctaw got scared, and
finally brought the money TO his
creditor. He waited for the law
yer to give him receipt.
What are you waiting for 2"
said the lawyer.
Receipt y said the Indian.
"a receipt - said the lawyer.
"a receipt! What do you know
about a receipt! Can you under
stand the nature of a receipt? Tell
me the use Of one, and | will give
ii to you.n
The Indian looked at him a mo-
ment, then said:
"S'pose may be me die; me 60
TO heben ; Inc find de gate locked !;
me see de Apostle Peter; he says,
'Kiser.. what do you wan't?' Me
say, want 10 get In He say,
"you good man?, Me say, yes. )
He say, You pay Mr.. A that mon
ey? What me do? ] hab no re-
ceipt. Hab TO hunt all over the
other place to find you."
He got his receipt.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07

WHoCpING- Cough. - A cure
for whooping-cough-a teaspoon
full of caster oil to teaspoonful of
molasses. Give teaspOonful of
the mixture whenever the cough
is troublesome. 1t will afford relief
at once. and in few days it will
effect cure. The same medicine
relieves the Group, however vio-
lent the attack.
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is "a Fact.

The enormous sale OF patent
medicines is due almost entirely
to vigorous advertising. Not SO
with the celebrated Iron Bitters.
The unprecedented demand for
this true and reliable tonic is Gre
ated only by its unsurpassed
merits.
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WANTED.

HICKORY and While Oak, for spokes
Ii and rims, for which a liberal CASH
price will be paid. Nothing but the best
of timber wanted.
JOHN FITZ,
Tuscarora Shops and Rim Works, Mar
tinsblrg, Berkeley CO., W. va. (dl3.
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Are you bilious? DO you feel
drowsy: Have you the "blues p
Take dose Of DIR. Bull s Balti-
more Pills. Price % cents. All
druggists keep them.
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In endless variety. Cotton at one cent
per spool or ten cents per dozen.
Gents Furnishing Goods.
Largest assortment ever displayed here.
Gents shirts extra heavy, rs cts; Dress
Shirts, 26 cts; white shirts, scarfs and
ties, in the latest London and Paris styles.
BLANKETS AND COMFORTS.
fine stock bought from a Wholesale
bankrupt therefore we offer great bar
gains. Comforts from 90 cents up.
Lameniing our inability to give more
definite description Of our immense stock
in every department, we only solicit your
kind patronage, and cordially invite you
TO call and examine, knowing You wi
find our assertions Of the greatest veracity.
Thankful for past fayors, am very
respectfully. LOUIS BUUTON,
New York Bazaar.
dec20, MAKTISsBuRG, W. VA.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07

In colds of great obsiinacy, at
tended with constant co ughing,
DIR. BULBS Cough Syrup renders
prompt and permanent relief.
Price Is cents.
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COrS&,tS-

Our Stock Of Corsets are especially adapt
ed to suit all the ladies. They range from
"a cents up. Our so cent corset surpasses
In quality the 10 cent ones offered by
others.
JEWELRY Our Handsome Revolving
Showcase, quite curiosity, Is filled
with the most elegant variety Of
jewelry, which Is as cheap as It is
beautiful.
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We claim TO have the handsomest cloaks
and are able TO sell III m 33 per cent. low.
er than elsewhere
HOSIERY in 800 DIFFERENT STYLES;
Kid Gloves in endless variety; Fleece.
Lined Gloves in all the New and
Fashionable Sly Is.
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IN EFFECT MONDAY, NOV. 10, 1879.
MARTINSBURG TO HARRISBURG.
HARRISBURG TO MARTINSBURG

Leave Harrisburg ..l2.ioP. NJ. ll:O5 "
Arrive Philadelphia $40 i" 3.O0A. \
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j. F. BOYD, Superintendent
w. II, SHEPLER, Agent.
November 18th, 1878.
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NTE HAVE marked most every article
w from 30 10 % pei cent lower than
we sold them before. ana claim that no
house in the Site ean n,d rsell us. We
buy direct from th Manufacturers and
this enables us to sell as cheap as Others
purchase. All our departments are over
stocked with
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-02-07

The Force-Pump WHITE WASHER is
the only machine possessing all
true principles OF perfect
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-14
Grain In Store,
Chicago Journal, Oct. IL


Chicago elevators. as per official returns
contain l.523,472 bushels of wheat
6 580,0l7 bushels of corn. 4S0,S74
bushels of oats, POI, 463 bushels of rye
and 1859 bushels OF barley, making 6
grand total of S,90l,5 $50 bushels. agains
1857 ,45l bushels week ago. and 6,992,
943 bushels at this period last year.
Milwaukee warehouses are stored with
ll,09l bushels of wheat, l1.0l9 bushels
OF corn, 30,439 bushels of oats, 29,740
bushels of rye. and 25S, POP bushels Of
barley.
New York and Brooklyn warehouses
are stored with 1885. 600 bushels oil
wheat wheat wheat. 3.442, 900 bushels of
corn, ACT 900 bushels of oats. 81, 900 bush
els of rye, and $1,000 bushels of barley.
Visible supply of grain in the States
and Canada on the ID instant Wheat.
IA, 56l 200 bushels: corn. 10 S12. 900 bush
els; oats, 2.74l. 900 bushels: rye, Cos 900
bushels; barley. l.404,0 900 bushels.
Exports from seaboard ports last week
Flour. 1852 barrels; wheat 2.588. 799
bushels; corn 1871 ,6O4 bushels; oats, 4,27s
bushels; rye, SO. 757 bushels; pork, ,4.5s5
barrels: lard. 6,30l.322 pounds; bacon,
6. 2s3 0S2 pounds.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-14
Ghe 9aile Ars,'s.
Concluded from second mage. !

tOoHcluueo from second page.
him alone Gen. Meade, therefore, did
not take command of the Army OF the
Shenandoah, and Gen. Hancock was not
assigned to that of the army of the Poto-
mac. z.1
Gen. Meade, it is well known, had i'm.
formed Gen. Hancock of the discussions
which had taken place on both occasions.
knowing that he was to be his successor.
The latter, il was generally understood,
had no desire to command the Army of
the Potomac, unless it came to him in the
order OF seniority. He had the affections
of the troops, but did not wish to be at
their head without general concurrence.
Being only about 40 years of age. he felt
that he had abundant time before him to
await his turn. He was, however. of a
character which would never allow iun,.
Tor to be placed over him without a pro-
test, He remained with the Army OF the
Potomac till November, 1864; and has
since then been often heard to express
great satisfaction at the fact that on the
last day that he personally served in the
presence OF Gen. Grant he left him (Geu.
Grant to organize veteran corps under
order OF the supreme authorities. Il was
thought at the time that the Government
would have to resort to Federal troops
alone and cease calling for State troops.
Gen. Grant feeling kindly toward Gen.
Hancock, told him that he had intended
to give him the command of the ARMY of
the Potomac, The latter replied that he
could have had command of that army in
the past. but that he had no desire to as |
sumo the responsibility.
This was because of bis unwilIinguess, |
IL is supposed, to subject himself TO being
hampered by the politicians at Washing
ton. for he had had full knowledge of the
prior experiences In that line of other
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-14

Il was troubled for many years with
Kidney Complaint. Gravel, &c; my blood
became thin; was dul. and inactive; could
hardly crawl about; was an old worn out
man all over: could get nothing to help me
until got Hop Bitters and now | am q
boy again. My blood and kidneys are all
right. and [ am as active as man. of 30
although | am y. and | have no doubt it
will do as we'll for others of my age. 1t
is worth a trial. Father