Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1880-12-09
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
Ball heads never dye.

banged.
Gone to "smash" brandy it was
made of.
Marietta, Ga, has had shower Of
hot stones.
It's the flat who loves to have others
flatter him.
1t costs less to make friends than to
keep them.
The most precious canine is the dia-
mond setter.
It costs so a head to physic the
army of the United States one year
A Kentuckian was compelled by the
courts to pay 800 for kiss last
week.
And now they make cider of toma-
toes. Look not upon the tomato when
it is red
Mrs. Lacey, of Savannah, Georgia, is
cutting new set of teeth. She is w
years old.
At Spartanburg, S. c., are living five
children of Zophar Smith, who fought
at COwpens,
There are eight men in Tompkins
county, New York, whose combined
ages amount to 10 years.
Prussia has l,19j millionaires, the
list including Bismarck and krupp the
great Essen manufactures
Penmen who delight in swinging the
big twisted capitals generally forget '''e
little commas ana periods
Mr.. \. j. neyoc, the ltackenSach
weather man, says there will be much
rain and mild weather all winter
The ca,ly bird has suspended its
worm-catching for the present, owing
to the inclpmency of the weather.
About nine hundred soldiers in
Gcoroi, have been supplied with arti-
fetal limbs or their cash equivalent. at
a cost Of s6Q,S7O.
,r,vor DioeIow Of New Haven.
Conn ihe govrrnor-rlect was able to
Lo at his otire last Wednesday. much
imnroved in health
,ty T'.,;. p,,uo , I,,rtirnI
MISS }', Ipi'',t' r ..,,.a,,m,i ,, Jf.I in that
young loI' W %" G,'4 ,,'',''''' ai nI5,rnfn,In
,'I!o, t'I! fo,, U ton,l.oI,n
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pnlo9olng'' ""' ~; .', '',' . ',, ,,...i..o ''...
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y NllmotNiI'c, A"'' '..'""" 80,
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wager
An insignificant niue "I.''' llo'p
lying upon 'lle s''F""'" ,''' "gr"
known to yanh ~ man .ItA' w lnG
church and hW! him MO lht '''l"' wi
backslderS.
No newspaper mul WAS ever l'e'i-
dent of the United States ..' news
, paper men have made r'tS'Ns'''' o'
, several men who never would nave got
; ten there otherwise.
, Lucy stone says "Nm's ears are iuIl
, of cotton and wumm's bosom fun Of
; hone" Ecry likely: but alI the cotton
does not find it, way iWomns ears, as
Hope doubtless knows,
, rho Arst,iop nnliao have recently
so;,aI tvo consi.tnnon,s or l,mboo
oo,,o,' ,''o ,o,,t rr,,,, Cr,l,u lo l'i,uuo and
f"mnd % them inaIr1 in tine hollow Of
nYoh % sticl witI soriaIfstf, documents.
'''o'' ''''" W ~"
ihe AIa'l'a anu 't'''.2,.g ,.,,.,o.,amI ,u. ,,,,I
railway mas an 'Hcn' ~ ',T ,,, ,'ny' ,'''',' o
T. a, belueI'iu,l, "i'' i'', .,mts ',.,',! ro,
cured one huIl'''u ,'.,.,i' a,n I'''n I'',, ' ot
D northern oo9 me9isl' , M''V "'' ''''' ''
4 least S2o'ooo ll''o '''' ''"''' a.,
e The sultan seems To nave more 'u"-
monds than ducatS, y cigarette 'laJ
, he offered some one vi " 9Uip'l u1l.E .tl
p declined, his majesty produced u Nl'ull, l.l-,
q box set Win superb "N!'"o""S' ",'i ,'3
+ babe the person use Illat l'la''''' "'"'
, keep it,
q Some of the Italian newspapers very
n broadly hint that Garihaldi is an I'M
n conscious prisoner, entirely IN the
d hands Of those VINO desire 10 use mn, nlill
+ as mere instrument iof 'ho i"''nelI :
. aupp nf tlplr own selfish 1llilS anu