The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1880-06-25
PASSING SMILES.
He rest Of the week Sunday.
ENERAI. tn-nins--chirnnodista.

The rest Of the week Sunday.
GENERAL o-pics--chiropodists.
A o-FooT-RuLE-donit stumble.
EVERY tramp carries roamin' nose
IT'S very easy to recover an old um
brella.
DUTcHMEN are but boys Of lager
growth.
The carriage-maker never tires, This
blacksmith does that for him.
CATER Cincinnati, whatT asks
political exchange. D., Of course.
No, Mary Ann, newspaper dress y
not made Of prints, however suggestive
"THE nearer the bone the sweeter the
meat," said the thin girl to her country
lover.
A MAN may be right, and yet be left
AMONG the recognized small vices arc
Vice Presidents.
The holes in our harbor Notifications
were made for big guns. That is why
they hold the fort.
A PMNTER's girl fell exhausted into
his arms at ball. 1t was a feint to
work in an EN- brace.
JOAQUIN MILLER is said to be very
busy writing a war poem. Mr.. Miller
was very recently married.
FEW spectacles in thisworld, says the
| Albany JOund,, are SO imposing as that
OF college boy with his first cane.
The cashier Of an Eastern bank ran
away with all the funds and the direc.
tors placarded the door, No Cashier" :"
JACKSON" But say, who gave away
he brideT Jones'" forgot, but al
any rate it was perfect give-away."
CRoQuET, says the Boston CONNER
c;ai Bulletin, will be popular this season
Notwithstanding that il is played out.
WHEN Webster said there is always
room at the top" he was not referring
to the advertising page Of newspaper.
TIE oleomargarine flies, with their
brilliantly colored wings, are auttering
hithel and thither, more especially
thither
WE see at last that we must cease
making Jokes When it gets 30 they are
likely to explode and scare horses it il
time to stop
AT a restaurant: "Take away the
sauerkraut; there hair in itr' Mon.
sieul you astonish me. / thought !
, had picked them all out"
, "GET up, my sonl The early bird
catches the worm, you knowp " don't
want to catch no worms, papa, and
have 20 take nasty medicine"
ATMosPHERICAI knowledge is not
thoroughly distributed TO our schools
A boy being asked, "What is mist2''
vaguely responded, IAN umbrella"
: A YOUNG man boasted that he had a
, well-stored mind, whereupon young
lady muttered, What pity we can
: find out where he stored It'll
The New Orleans Picdyune discovers
. that while the country doctorgoes about
doing good, the country politician goes
: around talking about doing good.
Z ONE glass of plain soda water cost
/, one-tenth Of cent, first price. Now WI
: can understand why IL is that drug
]. gist clerk can use the most expensive
i Kind of hair oil and wear a very smal
. cane
! ONE of the war songs Of tho Zulu
runs:
Ye! YET yel yei'
..:,he enemy is supposed to take TO 1igh
as soon as the song is started.
THE Western girl who PERSISTENT,
n declared that she believed all countr.
+ editors are not only very handsome, bu
e. immensely wealthy, has been adjudge'
RS insane, says the Hackensack RePutll
a can.
It WHEN a fond parent finds that hi
10 little son has emulated the example 0
re the father of his country In regard {
y arbofculture, he raises the wind immt
diately; that is to say, he puts the hei
VI in motion.
u AN Irish gentleman in London bein
!, - told by an officer Of bank that he ha
as oyerdrawn his account, replied that b
se was not in the habit Of twitting thei
az az when he had money in their vaults, an
W. he did not want to be twitted by thei
when he had none.
ne NOTHING is more pathetic than to sc
IL a gentleman rise in street car and off
%, his seat to lady who has been standir
Il for a mile, overcome her protestation
w ee and finally receive h.r gratitude, an
,as then, with a benignant and satis6e
sst smile, hop right of at his own door.
ler "DRINKwATER is dead at last I
a marked Jonesbury as he entered Il
ILL house the other evening "Oh, dear
in exclaimed Mrs. j.; "but then his wido
ite IS left comfortable. He's well of, ism
rap heT' "He is no,O," replied Jonesbul
nts with an emphasis on the now thi
un- Mrs. Jonesbury didn't more than like.