The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-12-10
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&iAiSpanish proserb says that !" Men are tisu
ally tempeed by the devil, but an idle maj
positively tsmpts the devil" aEHaI 9aoaT
. Jones thinks i man Is fortunate who Ia
Ms WHIP confessed aftero death only. He say
his viii has been contested ever since b,
welded Mrs. j. - sl3.9EI SIT ! .agrI
awhat papers on my ~ Writing desk are 70,
burning there ?" cried an author TO the ser
want girl. aOh, only the paper that's d
written over, sir; I hain't touched the clear
'ofes."' 's'' l''.'. 80 a. s..''s'' ''s'
q Tlayi14,E - .aio.I Hssd..,L sdg oy,Il
r After The, choir Of one Of h the churches a II
Ithaca had performed rather heavy selec
ton the minister opened the bible and begar
reading In Acts k, .and after the uproar has
ceased, J" etc. L1a raav basnb5r yl1agl2
l,s l,sA.peser--Eldsrly. lady ito shoemaker)
i"It'snet sofmuch . durable article that I re
.1uire;M Mxs Crisplns Iwant something dainty
you kuew-tsomething coy, and at the same
time just wee bitlsaucyp' 'sfasz5E 9dT
smoke too much, my dear fellow
positively, youado. Y ou'ilIruin your heatth!'
7" Who'll p Oh, bless you, noln ''But you
doLyeu smoke an ounce u dsy ut least.
"Bnt, then, look at the small pipe smoke
iitin,,, ea zs yE0#a 81 1910 gH rG1s-.f-4gF
upMr. Halstsad comes to the front with the
astonishing statement that II any change /.
to BE made I'M the length Of the aPresidentlal
term the period ought to bereduced totwc
years Does she man wish 10 have the coun.
tryin aIperpetaalrdsh and roar and rattle o1
Ipciiticss dOrishe simply anxious to give
every Ohio man 4 chancea i / T.a.'
ojdJust before the election an Irish voter In
San Francisco told his master, an English:
man, that he was going TO vote against Gar.
field because OF the 90 Chinese" I" letter
"Don't you know, !" said the master, !" that
letter is a forgery9 Every intelligent man /.
satisfied that It is" "Begorra," replied Pat.
rick, "thats the very reason can't vote fol
him. I can't conscientiously vote for ony
mon who would write o forged letter !"
In . New England village a Baptist preach.
er was discbursing from the text, q In these
days came John the Baptist preaching in the
wilderness Of Judea.", Warming up,he said,
=" Oh, how I like to read these words In the
blessed Bible. D. You don't read In it any.
where about John the Methodist, nor about
John the Presbyterian, nor about John the
Episcopalian, nor about John the IC0ngrega.
tionalist. But Ii il John the Baptist oh i!
how like TO read that! !' q! !1E..1@hs.l ts..3i
ID viii there never be an, end to the Demo
cratic endeavor to explain their defeat
They have ascribed to Tilden,s lukewarm!
ness and Kelly's treschery, to Barnum.
blunders and English's uhpopularity, 70 Re.
publican colonization and the Federal mar.
shals, and still they remain just as much ii
ignorance as to what did tia the colored mar
was in regard to his misfortune, He wal
STOPPING over to get q drink from . creek
wholly ignorant of the presence tof . mis-
chievous goat, and In a moment found him
self sprawling In the water. When be crswlet
out and was asked how it happened, he an
swered,: dA dunno, 'xactfy, boss; but'pean
to me asif de shore kinder h'isted and frowet
me-" The Democrats had better give up TN
attempt to explain the defeat Of their party
and conclude that the country just .'h'istet
and frowed " it.-N. Y. Tribune. 90 ..i2 .
+ IT had my misgivin's, boss" the waitel
said to the landlord, who was questioning
him about his conduct toward the tallgentle
man in blue clothes, who sat at the door
"I had my suspicious when be sat down da'
he was carrying NOAH whisky dan was goos
for him, but he,was pufeetly quiet and be
haved himself wen enough an I didn't pay
no attention to II entweh he picked up
baked potato and held hcar'fully 1t over tn.
dig glass wild his LEFT hand, and begun % hi
de end Of de potato wild his spoon. Hs hi
1T right hard three or four times, an deh h
whack II once or twice en- de aigeof de plate
an lookin' solemn as owl all de time, h
call me up to him am say as p'lite snd'dighi
fed as President, 4 Waitah, he say wisl
you would jest fix dis billed aig for me, if 70,
please; rset lorse agood deal of sleep Ia
night, and I'm a;little naryous dis mornun,
he says And know I hadn't done ough
for to laugh, boss, but I hope to die ef / conl
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