Litchfield enquirer., 1880-03-25
CLIPPINGS.
A lovely spot-The ace.
Secretary of State.

A lovely spot--The ace.
 A field for physican-A new cemetery.
 The road to matrimony is q bridal path.
 A man with a wheelbarrow carries all before him.
 Never kick man when he is down He might get up again.
 Recipe for making your own eye-water- stick your finger in it.
 Faber has made great deal of money from lead-pencils, which is the difference betweent Faber and reporters.
 Edison has had LL D. tackled to his name by Rutgers College. Do these letters mean Ligh Long Delayed?
 Iris not the whole of life to live, nor all of death to die; 'tis raising cash to pay our bill that worries you and 1.
 Now they say the real grievance of the Gin cinnati people against Theodore Thomas is that he would not beat time with ham.
 A horseshoe is considered sign of good luck when you own about nine hundred pounds of good horsefesh on which to nail it. Otherwise it works in better as old iron.
 There is sleep for the eye that is fearful,
 A balm for the heart that is sad
 And calm for the spirit that is fearful,
 And for every liver-a pad. The lumber mills of Minneapolis are troubled to get rid of the sawdust-4300, 900 cords-lying around loose every year. It should be made into cold Johnny cakes and distributed to the Sioux.
 | heard his trailing garment Tn the night
 Sweep out into the hall!
 saw his frowning brow in the dim light,
 And heard the cherub squalll
 Young man, don't try to cover too much territory. Remember that little syrup will make one pancake more palatable than it will if spread over dozen.
 If Adam had had game of fifteen placed in his hand at an early period of his existauce the whole course of history might have been materially altered for the better.
 "James"-Yours received It is called a drop curtain, because when it goes down the boys go out for drop of something cus- tom handed down from the days of Shake speare.
 Summer time will come again,
 With.its softly blowing zephyrs.
 Lowing kine are in the fields
 Some are COWS and some are heiferS.
 -Tennyson, when very young. Emerson says man ought to carry pencil and note down the thoughts of the moment. Yes, and one short penci devoted exclusively to that use, would last some men we know about 3, 900 years and then have the orig inal point on.
 Mrs Hayes attends the Methodist Church fairs at Washington, and she should set the ex- ample of making oyster stews as honesty for church folks as the saloon man over the way makes them for his wicked customers. The Czar has had his dining room repaired and furnished in magnificent style, but when the old man feels hungry he sneaks down to the cellar pantry, stuffs his pockets, and then skins up upon the roof and eats it.
 The Rev. Joe Cook says that the dull city boy is in the midst of more temptations than the dull country boy. But the former is not tempted to become pirate or bank burglar by having to turn grindstone sn hour and half in one inning
 The editor of the Sauquoitt (N. Y.) Regis ter suggests that persons sending in big eggs will please accompany them by several ordi- nary sized ones, not for publication, but 80 that the contrast will be apparent and as guaranty of good faith.
 '1s there no way" writes an agricultural correspondent, "of keeping eggs from turning bad?" We'll, DO really infsllible means have been discovered, we believe, but hound pup, about six months old, will come about as near it as anything else, if you leave the hennery doors open. About one pup is sufficient for farm of 280 acres.
 He stood with his back against the front door of the street car. Every one else had seats. and he had anxiousy watched each face for symptoms of getting out for over three miles. It grew wearisome, and he finally shifted his weight from one foot to the other and exclaimed: ''For the love of the Lord, have none O yez ony homes to go to'2" Then they all smiled, and the conductor rendered him the ridgepole of the rear platform.
 sTANzAs: ON WATCHING GHOST FROM FENoE. Tell me, sweet goat. with eyes fierce and red,
 Before whose wrath strong men in terror flee, And when they see thee lower thy awful head,
 Make haste to mount post or climb tree. Why does it fill thy soul with rapture sweet,
 To butt man or chase him through the street. And tell me, gentle goat. if ask may
 For 'tis an awful mystery to man
 Oh how dost thou contrive to get away
 And when thou swallowest whole old hoor skirt
 Does it not tangle up in thee and hurt |?
 O. goat thou ever art alert for prey
 Turn but thy noble head and thou wilt see
 A son of China walking ore the way.
 He would look lovely swarning up a tree
 Co., glorious goat, and with hiL have some fun,
 And meanwhile I'll get of this fence and run.
 The copartnership heretofore existing be- tween the undersigned under the firm name of Theodore Thomas and Company is this day dissolved by mutual dissent. THEODORE THOMAS,
 CINCINNATI.
 The subscriber will continue in the practice of his profession at new stand-probably New York city-yet to be announced. Con- certs led at the shortest notice. Instrumental muslc a speciality. THEODORE THOMAS The subscriber begs leave to inform the public that she has washed her hands of music and will hereafter devote herself exclusively to her first love--Pork. Highest cash price paid for hogs Will no longer answer to the name of the Paris of America. ClNtMNNATI.
 HABlryAI. CosTIvENEss is the hane of lear- ly every American woman. From it usually arises thos- disorders that so surety under mine their health and strength. Every waia- an owes it to herself and to her family to use