The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-11-18

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New Haven boy i.siaE asked b. 4
eldeiy Eeptiesaan on the street. which Wa
ihe Aigl.ss. study n Lia school. repIiel
s'ih stafe u saIpri.e Why, aatsono
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Drink. sAid Temperance orator o
esassE kwry. Ipelas,d. eis carse !
iaaks alHlAa 1sale lie wifea siarve Ii
children, 20 shoot bis landlord. aud mis-
him, too
An Oregon preacher bad one Of hi
horses stolen, and he went 10 his stud,
sna prayed shat a qnicksned consoienc'
iaighi elilige the thief 70 return IA Tha
very nigh, tie fellow returned aud --ssol.
tho esiser
Men often Jump at conclusions,
Says the proyerb SO 40 dogs One re-
gently Jumped Al the conclusion o. . cas.
SAleA Was sticking through the opening
q partly closed door, aud caused great
Disturbance
OF a rainy morning small boy who
has exhausted all his excuses for not put.
ting ia Az appearance at school, opens tho
door aud Gays 70 The astonished master,
''Slr, ma says cant come 10 school 10 day
rs mining 50 hard
When Yankee is struck lsy y thun-
dcrboli and Knocked endsays clear aeross
ten acre lot, the only regret he feels on
recovering bis ronsvioasness, is the dis.
heartuiug fact that be cant capture the
bolt and exhibit il tor money.
Many forills Of sick excuses have been
handed TO the faculty. but recent one
completely paralyzed him. Prof X !.
Please excuse my absence from college
dahes lAss Monday aud Tuesday. was
eoaiinesl 10 my room by sea.sickness. =
Daalel Gardner the ''oldest living
circus clown, died at Atlantic City, New
jersey, recently, aged siIty.four He
could remember back TO the time when
some u the Jokes nov in nee by the pro.
tcssion were not over one hundred years
old
~ u teach you TO lie, aud steal. and
smoke, and ass profane language r. said
an ira,e parept 10 his eldest Offspring. al
TIE salis time swinging good sized sap.
Ing "f'ii teach you. you young scamp
Never mind, father know all them
branches already
\ handsome lady entered dry goods |
hoasc ana inquired for ''bow. Tho po.
lits clerk tlreS himself back aud remark
ed that ea MAS Ut her service. "Yes. bat
SAINT a bna, not green one, vas the
eply Frhc ypnng man went on msqsar.
ins ge4als imIae.li.tely tN
A south Carolina Baptist church con.
iaila il iis I'D Fecords the lnention d
woman being excluded trpm the church
90 ,loias too much talking ia The neigh.
iHfh0od AZ no such case is recorded If
late years, 4 Is Supposed thai the race oil
suell uonteu is eatinct
sNssw foFk iselles are soaring The
Ialuha u i hoped that they will not
a'iop, tbs Zuln full dress IL would o..
easlau r.,nark, except at Que of oneen
NielouaA receptions A Zulu full dress
ens's aiout i~euty cents. aud is cut ea
trsaleis iecolcl., al both ends.
Susan. the nnDe girl. tired ~ many
another 10 like avocaiion before her had
iNsa. gave voni 10 hsr feelings ly exelaim.
ing, as many another after her "a III "a elairn
= afsh sAs dead johnny, three year.
odd. beard her aud said "Thusan, why
dohi sou tell Mr. Dod He'll dead yer.
A li,iie ilree- year-old. Who observed
beF lgr.allasaer riaang postal card. ne.
4aosts~l that she miehi be allo~ed 10
vriis aaer ca being Aske.l Il postal
card aoalslu ansuer her purpose, she NJ.
pliod NO. ar vant paper and yelope
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81
The agricultural editor u the New
iia'ea Register risas 10 remark that ''It
ish the yeiiowezi pumpkin that makes :
tbs best pie ID IL the nsy-nheekesl, dim.
pled.elbosssl farmers girl that does that.
lini don gc sso fssi souBg man. Her
lnsaetp arr sonsetinrs n Short A. her pic.
russia
- clergyman reeently preaching at
ihaplAia. Cszaa., on AhrAhasas call 10 Of.
- ~ Isaac. very gEAsely reRArked IN
: s. ps d0abtfel s0aoe. 1 lxaliepa that
AhralsAsa Apex THAI be beard sls voice oi
iel iasi a piAinly as you know ron hear
'ly srsee II yea are awAke A straight.
aing az - she ceugFegaticu followed
.aieAly
4 tsahg nAa dressed Ia the height a
asAioh, aad witA poetic taFn Of mind
- dFisang along ecnutrg read. and up.
9 gazing Il tAs I1oad ~hisA skirsed the