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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

A college professor once tried to con-
vince Horace Greeley of the value Of
classic languages. The professor said:
These languages are the conduits of
the literary treasures of antiquity"
MIR. Greeley replied: Il like Croton
water very well, but it doesen't follow
that | should eat yard Or two of lead
nine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

Females that are liable TO suppression by tax
Ing cold, or irregular or painful menstraicns,
should always keep Carter's Compound Extract
Of smartwsed on hand. and its uss will convince
them that It II Natures remedy Ia those CON-
plants. b. Bosworth q Sons, wholesale agents,
Milwaukee. Q. Noble b Co.. PreprietcFs, Ere,
Penn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
J. METHVIN.
= Best of AlI,o
RALTIN0RE. MI. Mn

BALTIMORE, Nd, March 9TH, 1879,
Dr. r. V. PIERCE:
Dear Sir-My family have used your Favorite
Prescription, and it has done all that is claimed
for it, 1t is the best of all preparations for wom-
en- complaints. recommend it to all families.
&. S. WATERMAN, Druggist.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
@Became Sound and Well, I"

HATCHER'S STATION, Ga.
r. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.:
Dear Sia'-My wife, who had been III for over
two years, and had tried many otner medicines,
became sound and well by using your Favoritc
Prescription. My niece was also cured by it's
use, after several physicians had failed to do her
any good.
Yours truly THOMAS j. METHVIN.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
Doctors Nay Disagree

as to the best methods and remedies, for the cure
of constipation and disordcrcd liver and Kidneys.
But those that have used Kidncy-WOrt agree that
that is by far the best medicine known. Its ac-
ton If prompt, thorough and lasting. Don't take
pills, and other mcrcuriais that poison the sys-
lem but by using kidney-Wort restore the natur-
al action Of all the organs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

"Money does everything for man."
said an old gentleman, pompously.
"Yes," replied the other one, "but
money won't do as much for man as
some men will do for money"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
From He'll TO Heaven.

Sometimes the pains of disease are so great
that it seems as if they could not be borne, and
somestimes the minor pains worry men and wo-
men into the grave by preventing rest and aeeP.
Then the soothing influence of warmers SAFE
Neryi1e is like translation from hell to heaven.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

Thus exclaimed an oil gentleman re-
covering from severe attack of the
bronchial tubes, "Sellers' Cough Syrup
cured me-" Price Is cents.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

PEOPLE will not be so very foolish that
they will allow themselves to be deceiv-
ed with a new Cough Syrup when they
have experienced the value of DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup for MANY years. Price 25c.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
Father is Getting Well.

Ny daughters cay. IS How much better father is
since he used Hop Bitters." He is getting well
after his long suffering from disease declared
inonrable, and we are go glad that be used your
Bitters.-A lady of Rochester,N Y TticQHerakd.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

Promise to treat a man and he will
walk a mile to get a ive-cent glass of
beer. Something in the word touches
him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

Use hidney-Wort and rejoice in health. One
psckage mases six quarts of Medicine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29

AGENTS MALE AND FEMALE-l20miXed large
eyed English needles including Ii mixed darners
button, 2 carpet bodkIns. lworsted motto nee
die etc Package sells for 25e entS circular free
SEND ONE &c. STAMP FOR Sample PAPER :,
LONDON NEEDLE Co. q and % 4th Ave. New YORK.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-01-29
The SLEEPING QUsEs, 182ets) Fine operatta b.

Temperance .JeaUeis (35 cts.) by j. II. TENNEY,
should be used by all Temperance and
Reform Clubs
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STRANGE BUT WoNpEEIuILf TRUE,
When DR.. Briggs with conscious pride,
And earnest zeal his mind applied,
Thr science deep To open wide,
OF soothing and OF healing.
He took Of many substances known
That world heal l'or sill aproan
And .onn cprcuo.ed bv skill olone
His miraculous Runion Balsam,
r.n,,,,,.,...1 ,,i,A p,,,;,, r,., ~. p.,,i-.
Tn,',,,a,l. of rar. t,or, ,la
~ l.. ,,,', ,,,, ~ ,''' ''"''
az ~. '"''S W.S,,,,; '.,;' r.,,., W, i'o"'
,n'E'55, 'i'';.' L.r; t',i... t''',a'"' u,
- "9 - a. t''''',', '''on,'''"'E' It,
per" 10 W' ~ "'' Try or' Josiah
bHs@', EAiafrh spec hcs on following c'nd,,,
mons; We "'I pay S!"o Tor case they wiiI
not cure; Floo i"r 'helr 'luaI rs a cure; 5000
ANYTHING poisonous Is I"und III then, ,and
eI,o1O II III any respect iney arc d,ilcrent
from representation. sod by Z. y. kielm,
bI9om'b"rE la =,
EoW cIe''TI'H i"yt.r.'H Of iI1rrts-
bH'H III. Dr' Josiah brlEg, Dear I'll:
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who alleged it was Il mere gift or graf
uity. and a warm debate cnsucd. ut the
conclusion of which Mr. jerks made
legal argument, tracing the legislation
on the subject from and since the lRcvo-
lutionary war. and establishing so con
clusiycly the position hc assumed, that
it has not since been denied. This was
soon succeeded by legal discussion con
cclniug the refusal of llallctt kilbomnc
to testify before committee of the
House.
The legal prominence he had already
attained led the House to elect him rs
one of the seven Managers on part Of
the House TO conduct the impeachment
of Secretary Bclknap. the others hciug
Mc>,rs. Lord. Knott. Iyude, McMahou,
lloar and Laphm On that
trial, before the Senate. the
defendant was represented 10y three lead
in" lawyers of the nation-lIou Jcrc-
miah II Black. Hon Matt H. Narpeu-
ter and Hon. Montgomery Blair Mr.
jerks was selected 10y the managers as
one of the committee to draw the plead
ing>. He was afterwards appointed to
make one Of the arguments ou the qucS-
tiuu Of the jurisdiction OF the Senate to
impuach after the officer hud resigned.
and subsequently, in consequence of the
illness Of Mr. Iapham. hr WAS selected
to discuss the facts. His legal attain
myuts were ON this uialmadr cuuspicious
to the Senate and the uatluuaud couccd
ed to he unsurpassed by any in the
rYusn
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

Local and constitutional treatment for all Ca
tarrhal affections. pr Josiah Briggs Catnrh Spe
CiiCs offered 10 those alillceu with acute chron-
H., Lucrative or dry CataTrh, cold In the head hay
eVer relaxed palate, SOr throat, hOurSrn' IS loss
Of voice. ana All affections Of the nasal cavities and
throat, with suarant that they are cheaper bet
ter, more ellcaclous, curing quicker, with more Ger
taiuty, aud more agreeable 10 USE than any remedy
vet discovered. Two bottles IN one box one of
which reduced with water makes Gi OurCes for use.
Price il.(O per package, furnished 10 responsible
parties on conditions: NO cure no pay Dealers
are authorized TO refund the money II pur-
chasers are not satisfied. The speChcs are con
tiunal us well as local $40 Will be paid Il they fail
to cure Whrn used as directed. SlUn Tor their equal
as Il cure $500 II auythlng poisonous or drlclrl 'us
Is found in their composition. SlUuO twill ne puld
IL In any respect Dr. Bliggs Catarrh SPECIFICS are
found different from representation. Here Is an or,
pOitunity Tor those discouraged by repeated iall-
urts to Try again on guaranteed cure Ahl lhe
timld " no fear deception may venture TO Try Ato
specifics without feeling that they are 20 be mum
hugged as there Is no Glsk To run. Warranted enc p
est best and most agreeable. II not found satlalac-
tory demand your money and II VIII DO returned.
sold by &. \. Klein, BlOOmsburg' ia
DIR. j. BRIGGS CO.,
april 20, sJ-ly Newark, New Jersey.
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POetical.
GOOD NIGHT.

God Keep You safe, my little love,
Al through the night;
Rest close In Ills enchciug arms
Until the light
My heart IS with You as knce 10 pray,
Good night! GOD keep you In Ills care elway.
Thick shadows creep like silent ghosts
About my head
| lose myself In tender dreams.
While overhead
The moon comes stealing through the window bars
silver sickle cleaning mid the stars.
For !, though am far awa',
Feel safe and strong
To trust you thus dear loyc-and yet
The MINT Is long
! say with sobblng breath the old fond prayer,
Good night! Sweet dreams God lccpyou every.
where.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15
A Word to Mothers,

Mothers should remember that a most inn
portant duty at this season is to look after
the health Of their families and cleanse the
malaria aud impurities from their systems.
There is nothing that will tone up the stom-
ach and liver, regulate the bowels, and pu.
rify the blood so perfectly as Parker's Gin
ger Tonic, advertised in our columns The
wonderful cures OF long standing cases Of
rheumatism, neuralgia, and malarial di,or-
ders is the reason why this pure and excel
lent family medicine is so generally es.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

None receive so much benefit, and none
are 50 profoundly grateful aud show such an
interest in recommending Hop Bitter, as
women, It's the only remedy PECULIARLY
adapted to the many ills the sex is almost
universally suhicct to. Chills and fever in-
dige. tion or deranged liver, constant or pc
rodical sick headaches, weakness in the back
or kineys, pain in the shoulders and different
rars Of the body, feeling of lsssitudr and
dependency, are all readily removed by
these bilters - C0ur0Hf
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15


"c"r@r a. ''hkS' ''nocri'' [ah"i-
'u.'e i '"r supreme 'ui@e' Is III MS ior'E-
MN u year ne Is 'he y"Un@'H' ol zen
I',,''''''' """ was ,or'' III U''ASuU'Wu'y
i'r"'lSo" county, IT, Ni'rch ~ IN'"
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'E''''' ''E," 'ucN''"',N' S"t'' ~ ne '.'''''
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tribution of the Geneva Award.
When attending the common school.
one of the readers then in use was
the Introduction to the English Reader
In this, one of the lessons was the story
Of the Noble Baskctmakcr From the
story the moral was deriycd-that every
man. no difference what his circumotarl-
ccS or purpose in life might be, should
learn Il trade This moral he detcrmin-
cd to act upon. When fourteen year,
old. his father died At sixteen he en-
tered upon nm apprenticeship of two
years to the carpenter and Joiner trade
When his term expired. he worked at
his trade taught school. and occasional
" was employed ut civil engineering. till
he entered COLLEGE While engaged in
the latter vocation. in the spring Of so
he assisted to Law out Omaha in Ncbras-
ka. In the fall Of that year he entered
the Junior class at jefferson College, hay
inc in the morning, and evenings. white
teaching and working, steadily pursued
his literary studies. lie had been enter
ed as a student Of law before he entered
college, and the Hon. w. l.. jerks. who
wa, his guardian. had from early boy
hood, directed him in his legal and liter
arv reading. lie graduated at jefferson
College in the class of 1858 and in Feb
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EIRE INSURANCE.
CHRISTIAN z. KNAPP. BLOC

CHRISTIAN F. KNAPP, BLOoMsBURG Pa
british AMERICA ASSURANCE COMPANY.
GERM AN NFIREINsURANCE COMPANY.
NATIONAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY,
UNION INSURANCE COMPANY,
These OLD CORPORATIONS are well seasoned by age
and FIRE TESTED and have never yet had loss set
tied by any court OF law. Their assets are all invest
ed In SOLID sECukITIEsand are liable 10 Tue haLhu
OF FIRE only, ,, -.
Losses PRoAPTLY and HONESTLY adjusted and paiC
as soon as determined by CHRISTIAN H. KNAPP, sPkC
Al AGENT AND ApJUsTER BLOohsBCRd, PA.
The people OF Columbia county should patronla'
the agency where losses any are settled and paif
6y one OF their own citizens, - ...,,.
PKoMPTNRSS, EQUITY FAIR DEALING
NOV, 10, fA
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PENSIONS.

EVERY SOLDIER disabled In line Of duty by
wound, disease, or injury is entitled TO pension.
PENSIONS INCREASED Many are drawing less
than entitled 20, Thousands Of Heirs entitled 10
Pension and Bounty REJECTED CASES re-opened.
ABANDONED GASES nnisned-Copies Of lost dis
charges obtalned,-Clan OF every description pros
ecuted -PATEETs PRoCCRED.
Address With stamp
II. $. HEllliH & CO. Attorneys,
sept IA, fsllGln wdco BOX tpe Washing on q. u
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15
Not Judgment hut Historic Facts,
Frcm the Springfield REPUBLICAN.

From the Springfield REPUBLICAN.
1t is not Judgment of Garfield to say
that he is spotted, "tainted, seriously
compromised etc, for these are historic
facts. His reputation never can be as
clean as it would have been but for these
things; never can stand with that Of
Edmmds, for instance, or that Of Han
cock. This may be terrible, it may be
UNJUST but it is the injustice of that ne
mesis which every public lite must con
front, and which, in obedience to the law
of human natme,ranks the suspected and
the accused below the unsupported and
the stainless.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHURCH DIEEt lOhN
BAPTIST CHURCH.
'S'pl u,,r,,,oog it,m,I 49, onh-n -,
sunday SCHOOL, a. IN.
PRAYER Mcctnr-EvCry Wednesday evening at Z
,.,rpf,
...,5' fr,, rho nuIltr ,ra tnvtind IN o,tnnd
'i''' "''' " f' '
ST. MATTHEW'S LUTHERAN CHURCH.
,,,,,,,r -t,o, n n = Norolov
sunday SerVlccS-loh H. III. ana p' III.
SihunN ,t,t, t',ar, yndrosd,,. cvc,in,, q, :
tI"H' "'S'i"7 ''N'' "'' '''H ~
o. ' N, ~ ,.oo ,ror,,rs rnn,cd An oro ,vnlcon,o
ot''ai'c'' N'I'"' ''' ' '' "''''
PREsBYTERIAH CHuRCH.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

There is very much humlug in the
cry about the tariff The republican
panty is cNscntiallya party Of deception
and false prHnScS. The crisis Of 1873
came in spite of the So-callcd protective
tariff passed by the rcpublicans,aud near
ly every blast furnace nthc United State,
blowcd out, aud laid idle for wears not
only blast furnaces were stopped. but
nearly every factory in the country. Re
hei only came whenthc Democrats got
control OF Congress and exposed and
stopped the frauds and cXtrayagauccs.
Tariffs alone will not run our factories.
That the country wants-its greatest
need--is honesty and economy in Cover
mental affairs and this can come only
from the Democratic partyat this time
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

Bunious Curus and othora lmcuts Of the feet cause
are worn There Is more tnau flUOuO worth OF boot
and shoes destroyed annually In the niltd states
uu the rest OF the word more than sluduUp by cut
u buNlOns cOrns ingruWing mai s. sore lu,lrlS, tlt
Resides Tins great sacrifice, there Is paid IN Ncw
England states about S!5.uu0 In the western ana
southern about S5Uuuu; aud IN the rest uf the world
about SgOOuu besides this there's fooi spent an
uuaIly for cal-tics a. d other worthless compounds
for the cure uf BuuiOus CUrns, sore Estcps lender
Feet, etc To avoid these great lo,Sus and eNpcHdl
lures use pr. Josiah Briggs Buuiln Basam and
sure corn cure, which is the only preparation
known that gives Immediate relief and radically
cures hard soft and ulCerarCd BuuiOns hard soft
and festerrd CurnS vascular eNCTCScLCes, CIlOslra
large and small luSteIs' bsicrcd heels, te DER
feet ingrOwing nails ETC., without causing or l"hN-
ing any pain or soreness, Warranted safe ana sure
sold by G. A. Klein, BOOmsburg, Pa.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

pr. Browning doe not claim that hi, & 4
c, Cordial is y cure all, II i, for Cough.
Colds Of any kind, and Tor the rrHpfof Cur
sumptiyes in all stages Of the disease. If YOU
VIII give a trisi and use according to d.
rections' the result viii be astonishing. 70,
safe oy druggists At 80 cents pr bntie. Dr.
hira"nins, Proprietor IA Aich stfeci PM.
adclphiS. ''''
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Columbia County Official Directory

PRESIDENT Judge-William Elwen.
Assoclate Judges-IK X Krickbaum, f. L. Shuman
prothonOtarv, Sc.-William Krlckbaum.
court steuOgraphcr-S. y. Walker.
},.IStcr Recorder Williamson II. Jacoby.
1fsirlct AttOrney--RObcrt X. Little.
sheriff L. II Ent.
rrv..ur -Slnuol NeYh4rd.
rralsurrr-U A. Swoppcnhclscr
Craftsmanship Pohe, Charles lgchart.
A. B Herring.
AllitJrs-S. H. Smith, W. Manning, c. b, See
mr. Commlssoners-El Robbins, Theodore w.
smith. ......
T1uutv porlntendcnt-William II. snyder
pllom Poor District -DreCtors-E. j. Abe rtson.
Greenwood; Rcecc Farman, Scott; Caleb Barton
BlOOmsOurg.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.

Yearly advertisements payable quarterly. RAJ
silent Advertisements must be paid
except where parties have accounts.
/ Legal ladyertisemcntstw dollarsper inchiorihttt
insertions and at that rate Tor radhtiulh!h5tilitit
/ without reference to length.
Executors, Administrators and AUDITORS hoticds
three dlllgIs. Must be paid Tor when inserted.
. Transient or Local notices. twenty Cthit ire
ryE lHIudyCrtl-siueuts hglt rates.
cards iu tine Cuisines Directory column, one
dollar Ter YcurfOT each line.
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BIoomsburg Official Directory.

President Of Town Council-G. \ HERRING.
t1erk-I. X. GrOtz.
rnief Oi pOce-R. Harris
President OF Gas Company-S. Knorr.
sacretary-C. W. Miller.
RIoomsburg Banking Company John \. Funston,
resident, II. II. Grol, Cashier, John Peacock, Tel
5r
FIRST National Bank--Charles H. Paxton, President
. r. Tustln, Cashier.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

Babies have long been an important
institution. Petted by men aud loved by
women, their baby life would be an aboso-
lutely happy existence, but tor those evi.
dences Of mortality exhibited in Collie, Flat.
n.ency, .eto all happily relieved at once,
however, by the prompt use of Dr. Balls
BatV Syrup,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-10-15

{. u,to. t.itor$ are ever on 'itc alert 10 find
fresh G.!d- 20 work, but they n-,e initiate 4
w,ri l.,- Hr icIc. Prof. Gui.m-tfr'~ French
Kidney r.uI Wa, tr ughf ont about ten wears
az, a.G since then host Of chsp- without
sill I.rc n~..curc h,.e sought tr initiate it
by m.u, wor JOS, 1.i,r-; hu' i.c-imna-
tj'e pub ir will nn'i "r,-t to that which is
gnpj,' a"I 'ha Gu''mruc Pal moro than
rui ia IT,, own. Il cures all kiiney diseases
ari succeeds wecre medicine often tails.
Ask your druggist if toi, is not so.
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Farm for Sale !

, Ihe undr signed offers at private sale FAtM or
sAIl-TllREE ACRES, with FRAME HOUSE barli
ahu other Out-buldngs thereon situate IN FISHING
vleck town ship i good state OF cultivation Located
near As6ury. Can be purchased on reasonable terms
nhe orchard on che property and a never failing
aprlng OF Water near the house For particulars ad-
ufeSs JOHN j. STILES,
aug. Is, 'S0-3m' Forks, Columbia county. Pa.
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a vote for Weaver is a ro,c for the
republican party
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CATAWISSA,
, F. HARTMAN

ID +. HARTMAN
gPRKsEsTs THR FOLLOWING
AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES
Lyeoming OF Muncy Pennsylvania.
franklin, OF
fennsylyania OF
Earmers OF York, Pa.
hanover OF New York.
Manhattan OF
oniee on Market Street No. q, bloomsbury, Pa,
oct. 20. T9-1y.
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mr kinpnrt reports rapidly Increasing
demand Tor Days Kidney Pats.
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n f. w T. | II NJ!
WHITE & CONNER,
ly OEANGENllLE, PA.
STRANGE BUT woyplnruLIY TRUE.

nDITNI Morphine Habit cured IN 10 90
vi I vi days. No pay TIL cured. ur. j. STE
PHENS Lebanon, o. w&rO april ? 'sO-ly
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sRBGUIATOR.

Price 500 Soldby all Druggists.
April 10 '~n-ry
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1880-03-04
Odds and Ends.
- He who Mrs. to take a kiss,
Has Mr. thing he ShOnld nat

= He who Mrs. to take a kiss,
Has Mr.. thing he should not Miss
The women who do fancy work
don't fancy work.
A homely servant girl in house is
well-spring of joy.
Sensible men with gray heads are
like good works--they never dye.
Mrs. Darlington says Ike has bought
horse so spurious that it always goes
off on decanter.
Even newspapers nowadays are
compelled to acknowledge themselves
as "second class :" matter.
Why is woman with long dress
a vagrant? Because she has no visible
means of support.
The seal probably puts up with
more insults and abuse than any other
animal. He is known the world over
as furbearing animal.
Somebody complains that the man
in the moon is a profligate char
acter because whenever ne has as much
as four quarters he makes night
of it..
=" You can't have your cake and eat
it too" This saying has been palmed
off upon the world long enough. 1t
tends to the boarding of cake, which is
well known to be impaired by age.
Now, if this can be changed in the next
copy books that are published to a state
ment, in round, school-boy hand, that
the only certain way to have the cake is
to eat it, it will develop ideas that will
be of benefit to the bakers at least.
"A Chicago clergyman began a
recent sermon with the following story
of a man who was noted for his ugliness:
Being at party, he had taken no part
in the dance, as his hostess had some
difficulty in providing him with part
ner. At lasUsshe led up to him prim
and aged spinster, at the same time
whispering few words of apology in
his ear ssOh, you needn't make any
apology" said he. jumping up with
alacrity; "any old thing win do for
me-"
FOR A VALENTINE TO a POPULAR ACTRESS.
Hail to thee, fair young Empress of the stage.
The pride, the JOY, the wonder of the age
Thy glorious triuiDphs in thy chosen art,
Less than thy dazzling beauty, win our heart,
None can resist the charm of eyes so bright
of sillxen tresses, kissing shoulders white
As ivory, OF pearly teeth sweet lips,
of arms, hands. perfect TO the finger tips;
Fen of the dainty feet, that step too light
To Crush the flowers we strew beneath them,
quite
Rewarded when thy smiles our offerings greet,
Boston Post.