Litchfield enquirer. [volume] (Litchfield, Conn.) 1829-current, 1880-10-07


some, however, have disliked the troable of
preparing it from the dry form. For such
new candidate appears in the shape of Kidney
Wort in Liquid Form. 1t is very concentrat-l
ed, is easily taken and is equally efficient as
the dry. Try it.-Louisoil6 Post.
a1TgO CLIPPINGS. -
Dammit is post Office name in Sewer
county, Tennessee.
2 The Chicago TIMES says that Boston Il ESQ
years old, and this explains why her women
wear spectacles.
A little girl sent out to hunt eggs came back
unsuccessful, complaining that ''lOts OF hens
were standing round doing nothing"
A South Hill debating club is wrestling
men ?" We think it might exist for a while,
but then it wouldn't know what was going
on.
4 Ills lucky Ouray died two or three hundred
miles outside the borders of civilization. There
is some chance that his last will and testament
will escape coneest.
A Boston girl declined an offer of marriage
because if she accepted she would have to go
on wedding tour, and she would not leave
her five cats. arid III
A young man married deaf an dumb girl,
but soon afterward she recovered both speech
and hearing and he has applied for divorce.
He says it isan outrageous swindle. ~
p Patrick Coyle Of Taunton was drowned
while boating. Remarks at the funeral about
'shuffing off this mortal Coyle" were consid-
cred altogether, too personal by the family. , :
.1'' There was young man in Chicago
Who knew not allegro from largo.
-. When he played violin,
- s't He raised such a din -
People thought he was making saw go.
Teacher-''Suppose that you have two
sticks of candy and your big brother gives you
two more, how many have you got then P"
Little boy Shaking his head)-"You don't
know hims he amt that kind of a Boy" -
/ At a. London bazaar d lady recently handd
round her baby to bekissed by the Visitors at
sixpence each, and grim bachelor said the
receipts would have doubled if spanking could
have been substituted. '-''f7
''1n choosing a wife," says Phreno logical
Journal, ''be governed by her chin" The
worst of it is, that after having chosen wife,
one is apt to keep on being governed the same
|
''Sarah Bernhardt in Copenhagen" is the
latest announcement. We imagine that she
could make quite an impression in that time
honored and delightful game. Is this includ-
ed in the high price of tickets?
The worst cut up man of the hour, accord
ing to the Cleveland Voice, is that western
reporter who in desoribing the appearance of
the belle Of the town at . local picnic, intend
ed TO say that she BOXED 5 az fat, but, of
course, tHe types haito getit''ali feet!"
(Which is the more delicate sense, feeling
or sight ?" asked professor in Columbia Col
lege. "Feeling." responded the student.
"Give proof of it, with an example," said
the professor. well, my chum can feel his
mustache, but nobody can see it," responded
the student.
"Who are you going to vote for r., some
body asked Gilhooly. 81 am going to cast
my vote solid for De Smith, ssDo Youthink
he is entitled to the confidence Of the people !?
Do you know. him 2" f'Never saw him in nv
life, but ] saw the other fellow, and chat SET
ties il" -
- - 'Here is sket ch" said the poet
Unto the editor gray.
"That tossed me off in an idle hour
To pass the time away" &c.,
"Hereis club" was the answer. = '.'.
81 {. In o bland and sIni ling way. -. =
''>'i 'tWith which frequently toss me off
Six poets in day" y,-t !
'Any letters for me?', asked young lady
of the female postmaster, in country town.
mo-" was the reply. STRANGE" said the
young lady cloud to herself, as she turned
away. Nothing strange about it. cried the
f. p, through the delivery window, ''you
amt ans'ered the last letter he writ vel"
"a good shooting gu your farm ?" asked
the hunter of farmer "Splendid." replied
the agricnlturahst, There's a drive well man
down in the clover meadow, cloth peddler
at the house. a candidate out in the barn and
two tranps down in the. stock yard. Climb
over the fence young man, load both barrels
He stuck his head into the door of Calves.
ton saloon and called out, "Has the committee
been aroddd and arranged about ms boys get
ting that beer ?' mot much, they haven't"
''There it is again. They are lulled into a
false sense of security by the news from
Maine while am liable .toibe gobbled up ibt
the enemy at any moment.gpo TfTtlr
A manufactory for farming out homeless cod
fish has been established in Boston It is an
industry that should also be persuaded to in
clude shad 10 its products. If it can capture
all the shad in our rivers, remove the bones
and then replace the fish in the waters, it will
have accomplished greater work in the cause
of religion than if it had built cathedral cost
ing ten million dollars.
: A Galveston coiored congregation. whose
pastor had bucked off the Sunday school
fund at monte, duly tried him and the verdict
was: 1.-THE Rev. Aminadab Bledso am &C
Quilted of the sin of gambling, pervided he
pays de money back by next Sunday night.
gfh de mean tina ffe meMDsfs Sb Ia coiiersS
gashttn wSfne8f- agfn piayfn. keards With
Brudder Bledso.
Aittls, girl in Belfast Ms. rees ntly drspr
cfiha ealapitypefthe severest nature. The
tears started, the little lips were trembling
with grief, when bright thought struck her.
With beaming face she exclaimed: "Papa,
Idon't know as care, after all. Perhaps it
win be. put in the paper y
IA "A big, ia. ed,jssd4 lI4SB.dl llSs to Gal.
weston chief of police and told HIM that her
stepsor' had run away and she wanted to
know why he left. He had everything he
could foFf nm, She observed: SHas he any
marks by which he may be recognized?"
swell, don't reckon all de marks made on
him wild bed Stat, while de ole man was
holdin' him ober cheer has faded out yit."
Grapes are SO plenty that they are eaten ev-.
erywhere. A bunch of them was eaten in a
Danbury house. Monday afternoon, and the
skins put on chair, with q view.to removing
.on, vuhan the aafer left fflo os, III pa, al -
were forgotten, and shortly after caller in |
summer silk sat down on that very chair.
The fact that the husband of the grape eater
was looking for the vote and influence of the |