West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-05-29
TuNNFLrnN IorrINns.


mashor. should smile.
oh Rosebud, how can tantaligo tho
boys In the manner Ina which go do4
Gary tally
Notwithstanding ihe high price in pa~
per, tho girls hayn't ceased putting tboir
hair up In Il.
certain young lady Of this town II 90
modest that she will not sleep with a
copy of any newspaper in her room.
Take tho ANGUS, it.is modest too, and
will answer all questions tor somnilo>
quists.
E-R-vou all know who I mean says
he will have chance tp show Some OF
his stage powers few weeks hence. i'or
heavens sake don't get the stage fright
whom casting Joseph ~ tbe pit
I'll venture tho assertion that We have
the most accommodating ~ livery man
this side of kingdom. II you want Ia
hire rig of him yYu u have To bcc RHl
pay for Il. My oxper ouco aud obs,rvaI
ton with livery men IA beep9h i,: Thoy
(tlFe livery mem consider " Compli-
ment for you To patronizo them, but our
livery man thinks you are under ever
lasting Obligations To him &C he hires you
a rig. oh consistency, thou ant the
jewel of all jewels. .Amonl
Miss Anna Welsh, Of, Austin. and Miss
Sallo Flanagan, Of @ nflon, ~. ere visits
last week
Mr.. and Mrs. O.. }. ShnfTcr. of this
place, wero visiting Mr.. aud Mrs. Meue-
foe. Of York's Run, on sunday.
Miss Lctt.o Bonafeld, of This place, was
visiting her parentsGt Mount Etua on
Saturday and Sunday.
DIR. Geo. G. Shaw aqd family have
moved from Mount Etna 10 this place.
Masters Guy.End Hugh Bonahold are
visiting their uncle, Nr. JOo Robinson,
at 1rontowE.
What a d'ar little beau DO woulG
make says one who Is kinder gone on
him. Oh, Johnny It's 'Coolr a Ger
tain clerk in this town says that Miss r..
of Nowburg. is the prcttiest lady ia the
county. She knows you admire her.
Low w. says he viii have her II all ma
lions rebel agains: him. 1,hp.s pluok'
old boy. You have tho first Claim
George NJ. says when tho .atIecE onate
father OF i've grown daughters calls st
the hardware store fpg IN eAtri stout pair
OF gate hinges, II means that tho spring
campaign has .eneued.
III marry you If j have TO 1.-Two on breaJ
and water, sh was overheard TO remark.
All right, whore ago you going to got the
bread
Those two gents WHO wPro ont buggy
riding on last Sunday should leave their
boples behind and not dosocrate tho Sab~
bath, this accounts for you not getting
any dinner.
j. l.. O. from tho country. you must
bo very 'obtgse qr. else ,yQp .Y9pld have
fallen captive to the G,u1elle Dyes af Miss
Newburg.
Loughery & Jehers arc selling sbush-
OILS of the New Crown Sewing Machine.
That's right, old fellors, old wldowers
always did kinder take with uie women
folks.
] don't NEEDLE in 'poliux,' but then,
my first choice for Prosecuting Attorney
Is Col. Gus Crosap, fol I think hin the
most ailable man We have for tho posi-
top. Tho greatest difficulty. think
with the Democratic party Is O. concentrate
IL. And why is 81 thus7 Lot as hayo a
little more harmony in our party. and al
will be well, l. my candid opinion.
Mrs w. n. Watkins, Of this place met
with very serious accident Un Sunday
evening, tho result Of which MAS hro-
ken leg. Mrs. w. wgs out doing some
chores 9rQppd lhe house. and bad occa-
sion to cllub .up on the fouce, ] believe.
she found that gbo was about 10 mu. 70
eJurnpoi down with the above result
DR.. II. W. Harr dressed the fiactur O, and
she Is doing ~ yell ~ could DO expected
under the circumstance.