The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1880-07-24
FUNNYGRAPHS.

THE ties that bind advertise.
FREE of charge an empty gun.
THE army worm is an Ohio man.
THE lemon has a tight squeeze this
weather.
CALM, still nights are very rare at
Coney Island. -NCIU orleans Pic0yu13e-
EARLY to bed and early TO rise
Is the best way TO escape the flies.
--Btrr{ingto UdCkcpe.
SAILORS always have hard time OF 1T.
They are always in mess.-B0StoH
Post
JEROME AA1Es, of WGtertown, \. T.,
shot seven times at a man SIX tett away
and never even grazed him.
ELMIRA won't erect her monument to
Adam until assured that some other town
won't go one better on Eve.
MAKE mp your mind Just what you
viii do if yOur steamboat cOlldes or
takes fire, and then practice on it from Il
two-story window.
II has been discovered that burning
tie bung-hole of q kerosene barrel with n
red-hot poker will cause the barrel to
disappear.
WHEN a Lcadville man merely passes
in his checks on account of dehnum
tremens, they say he dies anatural death
Boston Post
SoUrH Africa being much afflicted
with Beers, is not Il good country to start
ancwspaper in.-NCdr ark Commercial
AdUertiSCr.
An exchange speaks of man who ''is
but one step removed from an ass.
He'd better make it three or four The
animal has long reach backward.
AN exchange saws: VERY few hens
lay at the point of death Perhaps they
would if they could sec the point.
orleans Pic0y1ule.
WE are panied to learn from the Roch-
ester Express that Il church choir III that
city has been singing "Shoot the Glad
Tidings."
A BOY who had the run of the cherry
trees told his mother, when called to
breakfast, that he was plum full, and
could not eat another thing.
\ BASS drum we'll played can cover
up the poor notes Of the cornet players
quite successfully. This is why the
poorest brass bands have the loudest
bass drum.-Ne1o HaUCn Register.
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you think it is about time ] exhibited
something Severe critic examining
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