Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-02-19
Everythings.

OLD OSEAe iuuuiBcb III stOInu
merely for wreck-creation.
The flower OF the family is gener-
ally found in sacque.
THE waves of woman's handker.
chief have wrecked many q man.
The pin Is mightier than the sward.
You can sit on the sward with i'm
punity.
Cars have zine lives and 10 order
to live every one of them they have
to stay mp nights.
BETTER late than hardly ever" lie
new and rather neat proverb by
the Rochester Express.
CALIFORNIA olives surpass those Of
Spain and France. They are larger
and of better flavor,
TWENTY men lost their lives in
the construction of the Tay bridge,
and five times twenty in its destruc.
ton.
The Shelby iron works Of Alabama
produces annually $4,000 to 10, 900
tons OF the very best quality of car
wheel iron.
PARNELL met with q cool reception
at Richmond. Like most Southern
cities the Know. Nothing element is
strong there.
The kind wife who has q smile
for her husband when no comes in
to the house will not drive him to q
saloon TO get one.
SHORT skirts are now worn for
dancing dresses, and the gentlemen
are no longer obliged to wait for the
ladies to sidetrack their train be fore
they can pass.
IT may be real nice sport to at
tacs tin cans to dogs tail, but the
world has never produced a small
boy with boldness enough to try
the experiment on O,oeqo
Record.
A CLOSE observer of human nature
remarks that boy who won't take
as big bite as he can from another
boys apple is Disgusting his real
feelings and should be narrowly
watched.
AN exchange tells of yourg la.
dv who, 10 writing TO a confidential
friend, stated that she was rot en-.
gagged bat that che saw a cloud
above the horizon about as large az
mans hand,
A YOUNG girl in q Chicago stock.
ing-factory accidentally let her friz.
yes get entangled in the machine she
was working, and the first thing she
knew her brow was knitted. Nothing
serious, we hope.
THERE are great many men
in New York worth $4,000 a
large number whose wealth will
reach Ss,000O0 or SO, 900 900 and
there are number whose property
will overreach $1,000, 900.
TIE Russian authorities have gen.
erously decided 10 permit newspapers
to print occasional editorials on the
condition of the country, the articles
to be furnished, Of course, from the
Government headquarters.
Mr.. JAMES GORDON BENNETT. a
private American, subscribes $780,.
600 for the relief of Irish snfferipg.-
The Prince of Wales, aided by his
royal mother, subscribes $500
Which is the bigger Prince?
THE liieless figure of the late young
Louis Napoleon stretched on the
ground, partly covered by q military
cloak, and about to be crowned by
an angel, is the design to be executed
by the English sculptor Boehm.
A SCHOOL teacher in Louisville.
KY, saved one of her little pupils
from death few mornings since by |
wrapping her wooden shawl around
her. in spite of her alarmed strup.
giles, when her dress caught FIRE |
from the stove.
WHEELBARRows are in very little |
demand in Brazil. Sowing to the al. |
most universal practice of Carrying
burdens on the head" Not long ago |
the American Consul saw a sturdy
negro carrying q wheelbarrow on
tis head through the streets of Rio
de Janeiro.
A Quincy small boy was looking
at some scripturaI engravings, and |
gsz"d long and earnestly upon q
representation Of Adam and Eve ia I
their primitive dreas Turning to I
his mother. he asked. ma. didn't
Adam and Eve wear any clothes ?"
mo, my son" The lad reflected q
moment, and said. "By hokev.
though, but III bet the mosquitoes
jist made them bump Themselves
lively r. Quincy Modern Argo.