Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-02-20
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ODDS AND ENps.
The %piisinsi base burnef-you, mothers
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Thtr. IL mthirg 'tu'y origius, excepting
"rR'1hl sin
Black sst,n slippers with white evening |
diessrs are stylish.
Kisses may he .tlnc.iy sent by Telephone
but they lack favor.
LIS meet and drink that is deprivlng
many q family Of food.
Every day 10 this world the births ex
coed the deaths by $4,000.
Baltimore clsims eighty per cent of the
female beauty Of the country.
Loops If brsids OF the back of the head
are giving place to loose, duffy curls.
Some Of the New Jersey preachers are %
bold aud forward % girls IN leap year,
Deep gauntlet CATS reaching almost 10
the elbow have been revived this season.
Whoever sneezes at an early hour either
hears some news or receives some present
the same day.
By bending the head 10 the hollow of
the arm the initial letter OF onl's future
spouse il represented.
Mrs. Dobson, where's your husbands"
Hes dying, marin, and | dou't wish any.
body to disturb him."
The proprie,ors of the New York Her
aid donated one hundred Thousand dOllsrs
to the Irish relief fund.
1t is reported that for the first time since
the FfsDco-P russian war . Germaf news
paper has been started in Paris,
There is q Spanish proverb which says:
"When you choose . wife. shu. your eyes
and commend your soul to God"
Evening gloves for wearing with short
sleeves are made dressY by having Va'en.
%ciennes or other lace plated on The long
wrist.
A man in Harrisburg, Pa, invited his
friends, recently, to his grand animal
bawl!" He has been married eleven years
and has eleven children.
When lovely msidens skip the gutter"
to show their stockings. be it said, what
man whose heart won't give q f]utter-es.
pecial'y if the hose be red.
Some American almanacs are printed In
eight different languages, and yet the aver
age housewife never crabs anything else
when the wants to lift q stove cover.
Judge Hilton, A. +. Stewsrl's executor.
has bought Woodland mansion, near Sara
toga Springs, and is laying out an immense
park ubou. 1t, in which are six miles of
drives.
Mr.. Henry Ward Beccher is in favor of the
third I rm, h. fourth term, the fifth tern,
tue sixth term, and in fact favoring the
perpetuation Of Grant until he pays the
debt Of nature.
A contradiction of the statement tibet the
young men of the present day have no fore
sight, is found in the case Of the young
man who gave his girl q Christmas gift OF
an easy chair large enough to bold two.
A Boston paper says: "a butterfly was
caught 10 the South End yesterday" 1t
may be safe enough to eaten " butterfly at
the south end, but whea you grab q wasp
you want TO catch him at the north end.
II you desire q tangible evidence Of the
impuritv Of air that has been once breatbed,
hang up a canary bird in q cage at the ton
of q closely. curtained bedstead, and II the
bed is occupied the bird will be dead in the
morning.
Dress goods are one-half cheaper than In
1873. aud vet it costs q husband just as
much to dress his wife. 1t is a very limo.
cent female who can't make six yards oil
trimming cost more thai sixteen yards OF
dress goods.
Less than 6fty years sgo one man could
not make over IA pins q minute; now he
can make more than 1,40O. Then one girl
could stick on papers about 10000 pins q
day now a fair dsy's work 10 from 100000
to 1000, 900.
The man who drinks continuously a,
your exDense is q mean man the man who
drinks more expensive drinks than yourself
at your expense is dangerous man thu
man who drinks with you at your expense
and then goes of and talks about you is the
boss snide.
Boston was probably the first city 10 tb.
world where women engaged in the study
of medicine, and at the medical universit,
there they now have a lady demonstrate
in anatomy: also three other ladies 10 tn,
faculty, one who lectures on the disease
OF women and the other on diseases o
children.
A wife is a mans better half. And whev
a man runs away with his neiehbor's wifi
II is to get the better of him, isn't it? 70,
can bet a half that a mans bitter half, VII.
has no better cents than to leave her bas
bands quarters In this manner, isn't wortl
a dime, anyway, and Old Nickel be sftc
her, sooner or later.
"Why do we say In the Lords Prayer
who art In Heaven since God is every
wherei" asked q clergyman Of some chill
dren. For q while nc one answered; a
last, seeing a little drnmmer.boy VIII
looked as If be could give an answer, tb
clergyman said: "Well, little soldier, wha
say your" Because it's headquarters,
replied the drummer.
Will L. MARBLE. q ST. Louis artist, has o.
piled for q divorce from his wife. One q
his grievances is that she sent . broke
irving pan to an art show. where some {
bis pictures we're on exhibition, with q r,
quest that the hanging committee woul
give 1t q position as "au example of tie va
. in which the talented Mr.. MARBLE provide
for HE fsmily's Necessities"
A dozen men were sitting In q salon,
last Sunday when female vote
was heard from an. adjsce,
doorstep. "Well, good moru,nI