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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
Wanted the True Business.
.ysW York World.

Gilhooly strollsd into his grocer's
establishment yesterday just as that dis
tinguishsd statesman was opening keg
of den-tintsd oleomargarine. That
looks nice. It's genuine butter. i sup.
pose none OF your bogus stuff ?"
aueIisd Spillkins. Now. this was q
leading question. The grocer wanted
the worst In the world to sell some of
that oleomarearine TO Gilhooly. so he
spoke up at once: "Of course 1t Is but
Ter. Just LOOK at the beautiful golden
hue only found in dairy butter. II
makes me think Of cows and buttercups
iust TO look at it-don't II, now?" "But
IA IL butter ?" "Is IL butter? Why. Of
course IL is. Some people are so aus
picious they wont believe butter Is but
tor unless they take 1t out Of the churn
themselves. Man alivel smell 1t. Don't
1t make you think you're rolling In fresh
mown hay? You can Just taste the but
termilk II you try" "But 10 IL butterp'
He had to lie or lose customer. When
that issue was squarely put It would
have been commercial suicide to have
hesitat.d, 30 he came right out like a
little man aud said II was butter. "But-
ter FROM cows milkl" Eyes" Then. "
said Gilhooly. as a sad smile passed over
his features, II don't want 1t. Cows
butter 10 no longer fashionable. /
wanted some OF this oleomargarine.
made up. you know, OF aIle-greasr. Sec
ond-hand tallow and mucilage. that looks
like butter, but contains organism OF a
new kind OF tspeworm. i don't say l
like that kind OF jelly. but am going to
keep up with the procession. anyhow.
SO you haven't got any olsomargarinef
Sorry. for thought you kept hrst-
class establishment" and he passed out
like q beautiful dream. The grocer was
silent for q moment. aud then he spoke
coniden,ially to himself: "Nsxt time
I'll tell the truth IL it bursts me wide
open"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
Passed September Q, isso.l


ulHR BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE
i Town Of Goli Hill do ordain.
SEcIIos l. The President aud Clerk 81 the
Board of TRUSTEE Of the said foSn OF God hill
are hereby authorized aud required 10 issue
Bonds Of the lo~n Of Gold Hi, In the sum OF
Ten Thousand Dollars United stat gold coin.
rEc. .. Tn. ssid Bonds shall Uc In such firm
a. the President AID Clerk Of tAid Board Day
prescribe, according to law and Ordinance. an
spail be to the erset that the Town OF Gold Hill
A. bouud aud holden and will pay 10 the holders
of said Bonds the sum OF money named therein
in United states gold coin. o the l4th day OF
August, 1881, with interest thereon NJ the rate
OF one per cent per month, IN like gold coin.
Interest payable quarterly.
SEQ 3. Said Bonds shall be issued and used
for the purpose OF reje,ming aud cancelling
Bonds Nos. iUs and ~. OF ths Town OF aold
Hill.
SEC. 4. This Ordinance shsll take effect and
be in force from and after Its passage ana ts pub
LEGATION Tor one week In the GoLp HILL DAILY
NEws.
Approved: l.. Z; FmA.
President Of the Board Of Trustees Of tho Town
OF aold Hill.
Attest: W. q. HYDE, Clerk.
On motion Ordinance No. III. % read. was
pas.,d by the following vote:
Ayes-Trustees Mercer. Dauehy and Presi'
dent Fox.
Absent-Trus,ee. Lemery and McCurdy.
8 W. q. HYDE. Clerk OF the Board.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS

u,xss FOR rse FISCAL YEAR ENDING
Ns, ist. isa, for the Town OF Gold Hill
,,e das tomo,roS (ssptenbsr lstl and payable
80 r,s Al NV fnce, In rear Of yellow Jsekst
Hnsins Heuss) Main street. Gold Hill, between
ths honrs of q o'clock A. y. and o'clock ,. 4
The laws sld ordinances IN regard to the col.
i.cs,on oS ams will be strictly enforced. An
,ssss not paid before vim become dslinQusnt
on III Th Of october. 1850. ~.-..,
Marshsi. and sx.omcio Tn ooiisetor.
Cold Hili, August u, 100. u
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
MARSnAl'S NOTICE.

NroTIcE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN Town ordinance prohibiting the running
A. large Of hogs Within the limits Of the town
OF sod Hi, will from this date be strictly
enforced. A pen has been constructed for the
deteution OF hogs that may be found run.
ming At large, and the legal penalty for such
detention will he collected IN every csse.
n KBNNE0Y. Town Marshal.
Gold Hill. August 30. 1880. 30
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10

Scene--A court OF law: trial for man.
slaughter is going on; Pat In the wit
ness-boI. Counsel for tho prisoner:
"Did you see the prisoner at the bar
knock down the dsceassdl" Pat: "No,
yir honor; he was alive when / see him
knocked down"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10

They told grandfather Blimkiu that
old Mr.. Jones was dead. "Ah. well. :"
said he resignedly. "I've noticed that
some people have been dying ever since
I can rsmsmber."
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10

RATES OF CHARGES.
Poard and Lodging. per week. o.
Board and Lodging, per rdsy....."..... W
Children from 10 IL ycars OF aye, hall price.
~ Invalids, as we'll as ousinsss men or
families. seeking recreation and pleasure. viii
dpd this the very plsce. 20
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10

A young lady wrote some verses icr .
paper about her birthday. aud headed
them "May 30th." II almost made her
hair turn gray when 1t appeared IN print
.AIy 3Oth."
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
MISCELLANEOUS.
BOARD OF EQUALIZATION.

rnHE BOARD OF EQUALIZATION OF THE
i Town Of Gid Hill have iAised the assess.
,nnss,, u,usi 80 10 'ns ,S. nsrtis. ii,d,c.,.d:
Conv,Il W O.-l.ot (, Block 3, Range ID;
po--essory claim. Sils; improvements,
siI5 .,,,,,,, ,................ SSUO
Conw,li w. o. Lot i6, Book 8. Range
@. possessory claim. n.................. 70
Emmett Geory.- Lot. . and 4, Blocks;
kluRe ID; possessogy calm, 0ltO; iu.
proyep,nts, $500; persoLai property,
x2JyO Observation-Disclosures. 2.IV
Emmett Georpe-I.ots 8, . and 10. Block
9, Itan.e Q; po--.ssory cis'm $50. I'M. .o
Ford N. 4 +. n.-l.ot 80. Block 8; Range ~.
ID; iIuprovemenls...."... ........ fVo
Fraser Mary Lot 7, Block 0. Ranse y; ..
improvements. ............s.......'... i,oVo
Frankunheimer n. Los l, Block
| Range A.. pJs.essory claim, 500; ini.
| pruvemeuts. s75o.......... ....... e" $50
FRANKIE L.. B.'-PeTsonal property. .....' i,ooo
aibson W. ID. g Lot ~, Block q Range
ID; posse-rory Claim, SSooi iinptoNe- ..
ments, sl20...... .................... AD
Grant u W Personal ptoperty........'. i.VV
Hal W. y. = Co. -Loi 4. Block 8, Range
| u; posrerrory ciaim, $9eO; Improve.
nen,s. $3.50; person.l property, seoOo 1'oSo
Hall j. U.-Lot j. BLOCK ., nanssb' Pos- .o.
sessory claim. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 4O0
| Jone, Jno. Jr.-Poss.s ssory CLAIM, $50:
improvements S3JO.. .....-......... 800
Maynard Ii. G.-Lot 2. Block !. Range IL;
possessory claim. SO; improvements NJ,
Masonic Hail AssociAtion-Lotl lS; Block
s, hange q; improvements. ............ 2'No
Mercer nIchArd-L0t ~. BLOCK D, kanRe
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Terms.
Lne year, oy Mall or Express ...........ss oo
Six Months. .......................... w
Three Months. ....... ................ 20
postage prc-paid)
Delivered In Gold Hill, Virginia, Silver City
Carson, Dayton, Sutro, ETC., at
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Published every day Sundays excepted,
BY THE NEWS PURLlsMIN0 CO.

@ Entered at the Gold Hill postofice
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-09-10
ISiouIrrrs or THE DEMOCRACY.

Eighth-we charge upon the Demo-
cratic party the habitual sacrifice OF pa
trio,ism and justice to supreme and In.
sa,iable lustior offioe and patronage; that
to obtain possession Of the National and
State Governments, and Of the control OF
place and position, they have obstrueted
all the efforts to preserve the purity and
conserve the freedom Of suffrage; have
devised fraudulent certificates and returns;
have devised fraudulent certificates and
returns; have labored to unseat lawfully
elected members Of Congress. to secure at
all hazards the vote Of the majority Of
States in the House Of Representatives.
have sndeavored to occupy by force and
fraud places Of trust given TO others by
the people Of Maine, and secured BY
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Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01

honesty practiced in the pecuniary con-
Germs of the commune authorities. The
press almost entirely ignores the NAL
practices and embezzlements which are
so common in the rural commune. If
all the deficits disclosed by the occa-
sional revision Of communal funds were
reckOned up, they would amount to
millions. Threats Of torture have been
used in certain districts as arguments
for the conversion Of Stundists TO ortho-
doxy. Refractory members were
logged. One woman. named Prus-
kowia Shimenko, was fogged to within
a short chance of her life, as testified
by medical evidence. No feeling was
stirred in the breast of any of the 1 900
witnesses of this barbarous scene, not
even when the poor woman cried out in
pain, Lord forgive them, for they know
not what they do This castigation
was evidently premeditated, for many
OF the spectators were persons who had
purposely come from long distances.
Nineteen years will soon have passed
since the emancipation of the serfs, and
during all this time the whip and stick
have not disappeared from the self-ad-
ministration Of the peasant. Such bar
barism does not harmonic with the re-
spect due to the Individual man. What
do we seeP The fagellation of Stun
dists, the burning of witches, the mur-
der of dumb man suspected of spread
ing rinderpest, the drowning of
drunkard, who in his cups threatened
to burn down village. This is the
way in which the commune exercises
its authority over the individual. An
elder directed the auto dG fe of the
witch, and an elder ordered the cruel
treatment of the Stundists. Who hold
the whip more tenaciously in their
hands than the elders of the village
communist The first step in peasant
reform is to destroy this arbitrary
power over individuals. Saturdays
entry is narrative respecting the sus-
pension of Jewish newspaper, called
HGnaeJit&, which, however, is hardly to
the point, and of little interest"
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01
A WOman's Opinion Of a Lawyer.

1t was sad thing for Lettie Davis
(colored) when she put out her wash
ing on the clothes-lines of her South
Fifth Avenue abode yesterday. Peter
son Knapp, of kindred tint, was there
on the watch, and he came, it is alleged,
as thief in the night and carried off
the raiment, part and parcel. At all
events an astute policeman arrested
him for the offense, and he went to the
Jefferson Market Police Court yester-
day prepared to maintain his innocence
by counsel. Lettie was there, too, and
in spite of numerous trying interrupt
tions from counsel she got down to the
point in her narrative where she dis
covered Peterson longingly eyeing the
clothes as she hung them out.
"Dat brack niggar," she said, ur-
gently apostrophizing the prisoner,
she stood dah wifi an ole clay pipe
showed Whar it 'ud do the moas good,
and he pufin' as if he'd like to split.
But de way he looked at dem clothes
was quite 'nuf to show any reason'ble
oomans dat dey WANT safe"
"Come Witness" quoth counsel sar-
castically, "tell us just what kind of a
look that is"
80, you git out" was the snappish
rejoinder.
81 insist on the question: How did
the prisoner look to convey the impress
sion the clothes were in danger?''
Witness was ready with another tart
reply, but His Honor said:
Come, you must answer; how did
he lookP"
The witness seemed puzzled.
"Did he look" asked His Honor,
glancing around for smile, "did he
look ike-like counsel, for instance?''
go, deed, no, sah," replied the wit
ness. elf he looked de least bit like
dat gemman, dere wouldn't been no
robbery at ALL"
"Ah," said the fattered counsellor,
" how's thatP"
"Pd made odder arrangements"
"Indeed," he continued, smiling,
" what might they have beenP"
"Why, if he looked at all like you
does, L wouldn't have dar'd to hang
dem clothes cut at all"
There were no interruptions from
that time on.-M. 2. Herald.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01

chances Of the other young lady. Then
when she says she is the only person
selling chances in this cake tell her
then it must have been in the other
cake. Then when she says this is the
only cake they Sre rafiling on, brace
up, look her right in the eye, and tell
her, 80 yes, you remember now, it
must have been in the cake last year. +"
She can't deny this, and you can look
triumphant. But remember, my son,
if you start a thing of this kind you will
have to keep it up.
If you pick up any pretty little article
on the fancy tables, ask the price of the
same, and when you are told, drop it
from your nerVeless fingers, and as it
falls upon the floor, exclaim in tones of
amazement; "Well, l am -" and
leave the audience to imagine what you
are. This never fails to please the
young lady who has charge Of that ta-
BILE. She will mention you to her
friends.
Should you meet the pastor during
the evening, say to him, if he asks
whether you are having a good time:
go, yes, feel like the man who went
down to Jericho and" and here look
very archly at the young ladies behind
the embroidery table, and proceed
I" fell among thieves"
Affect a pleasant, but natural andun-
disguised horror of the tides, and des-
ignate the wOrsted work as "stuff." "
Wonder what the lambrequins are for,
and laugh, short, explosive, sardonic
laugh, when the ladies tell you. If
some girl has sent a water color or oil
painting of her own to the fair, affect
to mistake the road for a river, and
wonder why people are driving along
the top of the water in wagon. Also
try to spell out the name of hotel on
the elm tree in the foreground, affect
ing to mistake it for an old-fashioned
swinging country inn sign.
If possible, coax the prettiest girl
away from the refreshments table and
keep her promenading the room all
evening with you, while tired old
woman does her work. Talk a great
deal to all the girls at all the tables, and
spend just as little as you talk much.
Your conversation is considered vastly
more valuable at a church fair than
your money. ....
By closely observing these rules, my
son, and carrying out the line of con-
duct they vaguely suggest, you will not
be much annoyed by the begging COM
for they will soon learn to
know you, and you will be set down as
a man about town, and young man
who knows what's what.
You will also be set down as an ass;
an empty headed, cOnceited, stingy,
shallow Drained ass.
If you want to pay the price, my son,
sail in; the article is yours. Bye.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01

l want to know what you are going 10
do about this, and when you are going
TO let me have something on it." AS q
debt, if we must have debts, the Ma
tional denomination possesses qualities
eminently superior to all its cheaper
brethren. .-RGlOk-Eye.
General Reuben was seated on q
mackerel barrel, with his feet on q
couple of sugar hogsheads, and had Just
given an account Of how he frOze them
sliding down hill in the winter of '76.
There was silence for few minutes.
interrupted by an interrogation from
Mozart Dafodil. "Do you mean, Gen.
eral, to have our understanding conn
prehend dat you froze boff of dem feet
in one Winterp'' "Boff," replied the
General, cutting off a piece Of tobacco
about the size Of toy harmOnica. Aft
er another reign of silence the General
demanded. "Do you doubt that state
ment, sahP' "No," replied Mozart,
81 was only thinking what long, hard
winter it must have BEEN"
"A very rich old man had married q
young wife, and died suddenly, on
which the widow raYed like maniac,
and exclaimed to the doctor, who stood
by the bedside of the deceased, 80, I'll
not believe that my poor partner is
dead; he could not die, and leave me!
No, no! he's alive-pm sure he's alive!
Tell me, doctor, don't you think so?''
" Madam" replied the medical man,
with much gravity, 81 confess that it
is possible that he may be revived. I
will apply the galVanic battery" 0,
no, mop cried the grief-stricken widow.
"Hard as it is to bear my fate, l will
have no experiment against the law of
Nature; let him rest in peace"
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01
How to Go to a Church Festival.

When you go to the church festival,
my son, wear your old clothes. You
will not attract much attention, but
then the wise man never goes to the
festival to be seen of men; or, that is to
say, to be sought Of women.
Be pleasant and smiling and cheer
full. When they offer you the seductive
bowl of oyster soup, bend over it, affect
to examine it critically, smell it, then
rise up, shake your head sadly, and
with sweet, suggestive smile, say:
"No, thank you, guess not" This
adds greatly to the happiness Of the
silver haired, motherly old lady who
made the soup.
Lie boldly to the frst girl who wants
you to take chance in the parsonage
cake. Tell her you have already taken
two chances. This will make it easier
for the next lie. Then when she looks
over her list and says she can't find
your name tell her you bought your
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01
GOODNIGHT TO THE OLD YEAR
GOODDAY TO THE NEW.


GO0D-DAY TO THE NEW
Farewell, Old Year thy journeys nearly done
To thee a long farewell
No more Old Year, wen hear thy busy hum
Alas! It's now thy hnell
That falls upon our ears. Thy work is DER
Thy day draws to a close,
Lay now thy burden down foTevermOre-
Sleep thou in sweet repose.
Yes, rest thee-calmly rest-within thy bed,
Between thy sheets of snow;
No more vel see thy white and hoary head,
Farewell before you go!
'Tis sad to part, for thou hast been friend,
Firm, trustworthy and true
One hand-Olasp now before thOu'rt gone to wend
Thy way, and bid adieu.
Trials have seen their day within the time
Allotted to thine age;
Bitter and sweet were mingled in the rhyme
On thine historic page.
Sad hearts and merry, mourning hearts and gay,
Have beat in thee, Old Year;
Canst thou not feel vibrations, cen to-day,
OF pulses beating near
To thy cold heart which soon must be entombed?
Do they not send to it
Some feeble, glow of life, cen though thou'rt
doomed
To sink within thepit
OF mans forgetfulness, to be recalled
When Mem ry wakes the strain,
Or Fancy, looking back, see'st thee installed
A skeleton in the brain?
Must go, Old Year? Then we will part with thee
On one condition, friend;
Promise that we bright New Year may see.
Some comfort our hearts to lend
Goodnight Old Year-to thee long goodnight!
New Year, q bright goOd-day
Our lives begun again, o may the light
Of Heaven shine on our way.
Old Year, long goodnight!
New-Year, bright goOd-day!
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01
An Interesting Story.

About two centuries ago, French
navigator named Begon brought from
Asia new plant which is still called
after him, Begonia. Few readers would
suspect the part this plant plays in the
production of the handsomest shaWls
so priced by ladies. The best by far of
these are made in Cashmere, beautiful
district at the foot of the Himalaya
Mountains. The material used in their
manufacture is the finest down from
the Thibet goat. Every one has proba-
bly, remarked the singularly graceful
patterns with which they are orna-
mented, and perhaps wondered whether
they were studies from nature or the
production of the artists brain. They
are the former. Nature in the east
supplies admirably graceful leaves on
which the sun designs delicate orna-
ments, and the workmen of Cashmere
initiate them, as the Grecian sculptors
copied the curves of the, acanthus in
the Corinthian capitals. These leaves
are those of the Begonia. When the
French arrived in Egypt at the end of
the last century they were surprised to
see the Orientals wearing costumes,
shawls, turbans, sashes, etc., of beauti-
full Cashmere work. They greatly adj
mired these dresses, which falls so
gracefully on the human form. When
the conquerors Of the Pyramids re-
turned to France they displayed their
rich booty, which Immediately came
into fashion among ladies. From that
period they have constantly remained
in high favor. Their prices vary from
l ,O00f. to 7,OO0f. Under the En- pire no
lady with any pretension to fashion
went out without a Cashmere shawl.
The taste for these articles, although
not so great as formerly, has not en-
tirely ceased. However, it is very
rarely now that person wears real
the articles in general use
are the product or French manufacture.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01

AwATER spaniel recently followed
his master into a machine shop in Pu-
laski, N. Y, and while wagging his tail
briskly got too close to an oily shaft
which was making $50 revolutions per
minute. The hairs were long and were
wrapped once around the shaft before
the dog got ready to wag his tail the
other way. The shaft made thirty
seven and one-half lfrevolutions in fifteen
seconds, and the dog likewise, before
his master discovered his predicament
and released him. After his adventure
the spaniel was very much out Of breath
but was not seriously hurt.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1880-01-01

How to drown a catP In the water
pitch her.-BostoB Transcript.