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ALABAMA CENTRAL FEMALE COLLEGE.

k. YANCEN. JR- rre-fI.st
REv. THoS. ARMSTRONG ~ Associate
Tu~IsaIOo-u. Alabama
FNHE FINE BUILDINGS AND GROUNDS
L costing over 500 pul-tha costly scientific
and ruus cal out6i, the EeaitLu. location. rfg
render this one af the most eligible seats sf
learning in the South. With Faculty sd
Twelve Officers and Teachers,
tested by wears of successful experience. The
college offers the highest atV1r'sgs~ iu every
department Of Literature, Nt.enea. Music and
Arti thorough instruction. Nl-. governments
sud the purest influences OF 70 Christian home.
Total cost for literary course entire year. elH1.
For Catalogue address the President
aug4 cU-lm
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DEPUTY SHERIFF. MELANEY was muir
dered at Edwards, fY negro desperate
named Jordan, last year. He has been ar
rested in Jasper county, ~and safely landed
in the Raymond Jail, and win be held for
Il
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Twelve Officers and Teachers.


REV. A. W. JONES. a. NJ, d. d. President.
Tuls weu-kuowu College of ,he South ana
est begins lbs Fall session the FIU~T MuN-
DAY ~ SEPTEMBER. Opening tONCEET AND
ADDRESS TUESDAY,, SEPTEMBER 4. 1850. For
thIrty-siN 1850 years there has been au average
of more thsu twelve graduates auuuslIyN Tie
Faculty is fun and efficient The determine
ton Is 90 stand amougthe foremos. .u thr pre-
gress of Science. Language and Art ae For
further information apply Co the President
uug4, 50 4w
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WANTED!

= TO 100 CORDS SPLIT WOOD DELIV-
| > cred at EDWARDS House. Bids low
as cords will be received
JOHN W ROBINSON
eur II rS0 0uv
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Go to Chicago on Henry q Hoskins Exegr
sion. Trip. $13. august 18th,
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SEPTEE1IBEGs :. 1850.
University Of Virginia.

SESoION BEGINS ON THE FIRST OCTO-
- Der and couiiuues nine months ArpIv
for Catalogue 10 the Secretary of thc Faculty.
Post-Qthce University of Virginia Albemarlo
Co, Va. JAMES r. HARRISON, NJ. b.,
Chairman Of the Faculty
iuly2l som
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We have examined into the claim of balance
due on the judgment of NJ Mclaughlin against
the city, and find that there is still due Green's
Bank the sum of s5l57; also due S. Il. Thorn
a. 500 IS, OH account of cost of suit.
john W. CLINGAN,
H. NJ. TAYLOR
5. l.. VIRDEN.
Committee.
On motion of Mr.. Clingan, the claims were
allowed, and warrants authorized to be issued
for the amounts.
Petition from citizens of the South Ward, re-
garding the sanitary condition of a certain To-
cality was received and on motion, referred
to the Street committee
A communication from Capt. Frank john
ston, calling attention to the condition of the
sewer through Presby terrain Church lot, was
tee.
A communication from Col J. S. Hamilton
was received and read. Said communication
was prepared by Col. Hamilton on behalf Of
parties desiring 10 lease tract of land be-
longing to the city, and situated on the west
bank OF Pearl river near Pearl River Oil Mills,
for the purpose of establishing a Steam Laun-
dry and requested the appointment of a com
mittee by the Board to enter into lease with
the parties desiring the said lease.
On motion. the communication and subject
were referred to the Finance committe, with
power TO act-their action to be submitted to
some subsequent meeting of the Board.
On motion, Mr.. G.. E. Galceran was author
lied and empowered to furnish "A transcript of
age. color and occupation Of every inhabitant
of the city. The same to be recorded by him
on thd Record Book Of the Board.
Mr. Spengler, Chairman Claims Committee,
reported the following claims correct, and
thoy were allowed:
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Forest Hill.

All persons who feel an interest in the
election of Hancock and English, and Hon.
c. f. Hooker; who are voters at Forest
Hill precinct, will meet at Forest Hill
Church, on Monday next, the 10th instant
at 10 o'clock, A NJ, for the purpose of or
ganizing Il Hancock, English, and Hooker
Club, preparatory to arranging for the
Grand Democratic Rally at Raymond, OF
the 18th OF August.
d. p PORTER,
A. Z. WATSON,
w. y. HAWKINS,
w. II. DIXON,
l.. +. CHUEs,
T. A. CATCHINGs,
b. G.. HARRIS,
W. p. JONES.
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DESCRIPTION
John Nelson, Gitas Tom. Cottrel, is about
z years old six feet high, square-built, and
Weighs l75 TO $50 pounds. Smiles when spo-
Ken to, aud is of dark ginger-cake color
auglI 80 3w.
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Jackson, Mss, Aug. 2 1880
To the Honorable Board Of Mayor and Alder
men OF the city 0 jackson:
GENTLEMEN-I herewith submit my report
Of warrants and licenses issued during the
month Of July, 1880:
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I-prRv1soR's nIsrRICTs. WHTTE, CoLoREp.


z
Total qualified electors, SAB. There are
SO unnaruralized male adults and dis
qualified in county.
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st. Louis Market Quotations.

ST. LoUIs, August 9, 1850.
Prices given are for goods aboard cars or
boat ready for shipment 10 destination.
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Kinds County Rail Road Bonds.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
N have to-day issued Four Thousand Dol
lars Bonds to the Natchez, Jackson and Co
lumbus Railroad on the July estimate.
d. G. MCRAE, President.
August 7tb lSS0-1t
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E. II. REFER, City Collector.
SEXTON REPORT WHITE. }

sEXToNs REPORT (wHTE.)
JACKSON, Miss, Aug 2, 1880
To the Honorable Board OF Mayor and Alder
men of the City of Jackson:
GENTLEMEN-I have the honor as Sexton for
the white people, to make the following report
of interments in the City Cemetery during
the month of July, 1850
July Johannes Bowman; 60 years, Neuras-
thenia Kinds county.
July ll-Erwin !. Cooper: II years ;dyseutery.
July 10 ohm Nelson 6S years pIeurisy and
epilepsy.
July l3-Norma Estelle Her; 5mon5hs, IL days;
congestion of the bowels
July l3-Mrs. Sue LemIy; 50 years. child
birth.
July l5-Margaret Clotilda Carroll months,
IL days; cholera infantum.
July 19-Mrs. Viola f. Voight; 90 years; ty-
phoid fever
July 2l-John W. Nelson; IS years; overdose
of laudanum.
Very Respectfully,
PHILIP RYAN. City Sexton.
sExToNs REPORT (coLoRED)
JACKSON, Miss, Aug. ,, 1850.
To the Honorable Board of Mayor and Alder
men Of the city of Jackson:
GENTLEMEN-I have the honor to submit the
following report of iuterments of colored peo-
pie in the City Cemetery during the month
Of July, 1880
July l5-Isaac SingIeterry; % years; dropsy.
July lS-Jonas Washington; Is months acci-
dent.
Respectfully, your o'bt servant
Tony BARNES, City Sexton.
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CHANCERY NOTICE.
ROBE Rr XII

ROBERT hEtLs. 0hADcery NouI {,
vs.. Isl Dist. HIND ;
MART E. NELSON. At AL Co, Miss
ON Affidavit this day filed in the above sta
" ted case, and 1t appearing 10 the satisfae-
ton Of the Court, that Gertrude J. Wilson,
Joseph Wilson. her husband. and Thomas Z.
Nelson, defendants in the above entitled cause.
are nou-residents of this State, and reside
and have their post-otlce a. the Civ OF Jack
son, IN the State of Tennessee, SO that the or
binary process of this Court cannot be execu-
ted against them Ii is there fore ordered by
the Court that said Gertrude J. Wilson, Joseph
Wilson ami Thomas T. Nelson, do enter thcir
appearance herein, on or before the
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PERRY, HoUsroN CouNrY, Ga, Jan. -, 1880.
In the year 1873. there were two negro pris-
oners confined i'm the jail of this county, who
were very badly afi cicd with THAT louthsJmc
disease Syphilis In my official capacity as
Ordinary, employed Capt. C. T, Swiu. th.u
resident of tn place, ~ cure Hel1s audsr 90
contract, 'H0 cure, IN pm. Hr aImini~fcrcL
to them his celebrated SFphiitic Specific, and
in "a few weeks | felt bound, under my cou-
tract 10 pay him out of the county treasury,
as ne had effected % comp letc and radical cure.
In testimony hnreuut9 set my Official
SEAL signature and seal
AS. GILES,
Ordinary Houston Co, Ga.
CutTTAEOoot, IESS-, Feb 70. 1870
We take plcasu iu saying that S. 5. S. DE-
giving good satisfaction. We have had excel
lent results from "a number af cases. One
gentleman who had bDeu confined FOO his bed
sir uecks with Syphilitic Rheumatism bias been
cured entirely, and speaks iu che highest
praise Of g. n also acts as well iu primary
as in secondary and tertiary eases
CHILES Sc BERRY
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. Proprf-
etors. Atlanta, Ga.
Sold by BYRON LEBLT. jackson Miss.
Call for copy OF q ounE Men Friend"
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Local and Miscellaneous Items.

THE personal assessment for 1879, was
about $276, 900; for 1880 about 100000.
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OLD AND oUNG-male and femaIe-take )
S. S, for any blood impurity. For sale by By
BOY LEMLY, jackson, Miss.
CoLCBsUs, c. Jan. II, 1880.
DR.. J. C. MoFFETT-D Dear Sir-Last summer,
when our little girl was teething, we tried a
great number of prescriptions, bat none OF
them relieved her We finally had brought 10
our notice your Teethjna (Teething Powders J,
and used them with the happiest result. They
gave ger speedy and permanent relief. |
very heartily recommend theI. TO others.
Yours very truly,
G. II. GLENN.
President Columbus Female College.
It's speedy cures OF Sores aud Eruptions upon
the lSkin hare been remarkable.
GOLDTHW Attn & SON
Druggists. Troy, Ala.
For sale by BYRON LEALF, Jackson, Miss.
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DESCRIPTION

By the Governor:
HEyaY c. MYERS, Secretary Of State
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I'd Monday Of September. A. D., 1850,

The same being regular term Of said Court.
at the Court room thereof, in the City Of Jack
son. Kinds county Mississippi. and plead.
answer or demur 10 complaInants bin or the
several allegations thereof viii be taken for
confessed a TO them. II i further ordered
thai this Order be published in the Weekly
CLARION, a newspaper published in the city
of Jackson, once week for four consecutive
weeks, and that copy of this order be for
warded, postage prepaid, by the Clerk of this
Court, to the address of said Gertrude }. Viii
son, Joseph Wilson and Thomas E. Nelson.
Ordered this August 9th. 1880
W. 7. RATLIFF, Clerk
By 4. G. MOORE, D. c.
Az u 81 LIZ.
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A PROFESSIONAL TEACHER

OF THIRTEEN YEARS EXPERIENCE.
~ desires employment Ina community that
wishes TO establish Boarding and Day School.
and commands local pa 'raupge sufficient i1r
one teacher. CORES pouleucc solicited. Good
references given. Address
"TEACHER'
CLARION OFFICE, jackson, Miss
may26 so I'm.
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LITTER LIST.

List of Letters remaining in the Post-offioe
at Saeison Kinds county, Miss, for the week
ending August Al ISSa
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CITY wARRANTs-sPECIAL.
J. & T. Green, loan with interest S525 90
WARRANTS-SCEOOL HOUSE.
Jack son Benevolent Society (for rent
LICENCES.
- 1 Dung TlCTC0 W
Very respectfully,
W. S. Power,
Deputy Clerk.
COLLECTOR REPORT.
To the Honorable Board OF Mayor and Alder
men:
GENTLEMEX-I have the honor to report the
following collections for the month of July,
1880:
Privileges so
CCIiEttf ~
street ana Road. ---... ........----. 10 w
-
e. II REFER Civ Collector
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

BIG reduction on Wagons, at
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Three Score and Ten.

The following are the white residents of
Jackson who have passed the age Of ''three
score and ten:'
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A YOUNG LADY

OF SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCE I'M Teach
~ ing, desires situation in ID School or
family. i qualified iu teach the usual Eng
llsh branches, with Mathematics, French and
Music in Junior Glasses
Refers 10 Col. y. L. Power, Jackson, Miss.
Miss Esther Z. Baird Jackson, Miss
Address REV. $. j. BAIRD, ID. b..
b L. Hun Street, Coviugtou, Ky.
julyl4, sew
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Eyrich and Co, Stationery for College Green
On motion il was resolved that the Board
shonli meet on Tuesday night, 10th inst, to
examine the Assessment Roll, presented by
Mr.. f. II. Reber City Assessor.
No further business appearing, the Board
adjourned
JOHN MCGILL, Mayor.
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For the Information of Enumerators.

We are indebted to Hon W H. Gibbs, Super
visor of Census for the Sd Mississippi Dis
trict:
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How Writ Found q Wife.

In his younger days he was a victim
to the passion of intoxicating drinks,
which has been the bane of so many
distinguished men in the legal pro-
fession. Affianced to a beautiful and
accomplished young lady, he had made
and broken repeated pledges of amend
ment, and she, after patiently and
kindly enduring his disgraceful habit,
had at length dismissed him, deeming
him incorrigible. Their next meeting
after his dismissal was in public street
in the city of Richmond. William Writ
lay drunk and asleep on the sidewalk,
On a hot summer day, the rays of the
sun pouring down on his uncovered
head, and flies crawling over his swollen
features. As the young lady approached
in her walk her attention was attracted
by the spectacle, strange to her eyes,
but, aANsl so common to others who
knew the victim so we'll as to excite lit
tie remark. She did not at first recog-
nize the sleeper, and was about to hasten
on, when she was led on by one of those
impulses which form the turning point
in life, to scrutinize his features. What
was her emotion when she recognized
in him her discarded loverl She drew
forth her handkerchief and spread it
over his face and hurried away. When
Writ came to himself he found the
handkerchief, and in one corner the
beloved name. With heart almost
breaking with grief and remorse he
made a VOW of reformation. He kept
that vow, and eventually married the
owner of the handkerchief, and became
one of the most eminent jurists in the
United States.
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What He mistOOk for a Dog,

A young man who had recently ar
rived from the East was engaged at the
United States fishing establishment on
McOloud river. One pleasant day he
took towboat and pulled up the river
a short distance, crossed to the opposite
side, and prepared to go ashore. just
as he was stepping out of the boat, the
young man looked up on the bank over
his head and saw what he thought was
q large mastiff dog. "Some of those
Indians have stolen him." he thought
to himself, "and will take him home
with me-" Climbing the trail with diff
fculty, he was soon face to face with
his mastiff. He whistled, and snapped
his thumb and fingers coaxingly, but,
instead of taking his advances kindly,
the animal uttered low growl, and, os-
cillating his tail from side to side, pre-
pared to go for that young man. The
latter, now terribly alarmed, started for
his boat, tumbling headlong down the
hill, and Just managed to get into his
craft and push it into the stream as an
immense specimen of the California
lion landed upon the shore. OF course,
the lion would not take to the water,
so the young man was safe; but he says
he shall be careful how he makes over
lures to strange dogs in a strange coun-
try after this. He was entirely I'M
armed at the time, and, after he got in
to his boat, heard the growls of another
in the bush, showing that there was
evidently a pair of the Creatures. -
Portland OTeOO1lid1I,
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London SCOT.

SCOT is valuable enough to be adult
Grated. Chimney-sweeps say that the
value of bushel of SCOT and the cost of
the quartern loaf always tally. just
now this happens to be the case, but I
am not sure about the always" Ow-
ing to the amount of gulphate of am
monia it contains, SCOT used to be ex-
ported in considerable quantities to the
West India sugar plantations, and it is
still valued manure at home. Sheep
and cattle feed greedily on pasture the
SCOT has fertilized, and it imparts
markedly bright green to grass and
grain. From it, moreover, bistre is
manufactured, and coloring matter for
paper hangings. Like pyroligneous
acTd, it has been used for the curing of
meat, and with similar effect-the i'm
parting to the preserved provision a
taste as if it had been smoked. The
best SCOT is said to be that swept from
kitchen chimneys, well impregnated
with hospitable fumes Good Words.
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English Farming.

There is not much waste in gathering
In the crops; the English farmer looks
after his interests too CLOSELY for that.
Hay stacks are SO carefully built and so
neatly matched that they look almost
like the work of artists. Briefly, En-
glish farming secures much better re-
suits in most respects than our own,
though we accomplish our results on
less outlay of labor, and SO make the
products cheaper. But there is also a
dark side to the picture of English farm
life. The farm laborer there is often
almost as iIl-fed and ignorant as the
cart horse he drives. He is only a
working animal. His life usually set
ties down to dull, sluggish existence,
with little enjoyment in the present,
and few hopes for the future. He earns
but little, and is very seldom able to
keep COW, pig or chickens; and, al
though he has o hand in producing
most of the ordinary necessaries of life
for his employer, he himself must buy
nearly everything he eats from the
grocery-even milk, butter and eggs.
Occasionally he has a little garden
where he may raise part of his veg
etables. He lives very frugally, and
seldom INDUCES in the luxury of meat.
If the American laborer lived as closely
as his English cousin he might lay by
a part of his wages. Our greater vari-
ETY. of diet seems to give us no advan-
tage, however, for our English and
Scotch brothers and sisters seem, as a
rule, more hardy and vigorous than
ourselves.
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SELECTED MISCELLANY.

Charity gives itself rich, but covet-
BUSINESS boards itself poor.
Everybody knows good counsel ex-
cept him that hath need of it.
Common failings are the strongest
lessons in mutual forbearance.
IT is said with life as with coffee, he
who drinks it pure must not drain it x,
the dregs.
ALL other knowledge is hurtful to
him who has not honesty and good
nature.-MontaigTe.
How people deceive themselves when
they think those around them do not
know their real character.
Lycdrgus, with tail unfurled and
lifted high in air, comes on, with back
up-bent and yowl portentous.
MIsERIEs come unbidden and always
stay too long, while joys must be sought
for, and when found are apt to slip
away unawares.
EDUCATION is the one living fountain
garden, or its beauty withers and fades
Rway.-E. EUeTett.
Two ooLoRED woman in Atlanta are
reported to have traded children. Who
will say hereafter that the Ethiopian
cannot change his kin?
SIN always begins with pleasure and
andswith bitterness. It is like q colt
which the little boy said was very tame
in front and very wild behind.
How cheap does an elegant carriage
and a well-matched pair of horses, with
an ignorant man riding, appear by the
side of an intelligent man walking.
MANY girls would rather wear their
stockings with holes in them than have
them darned, because when darned
they are mended, and girls prefer men
alive.
LIFE is made up of little things, in
which smiles and kindness given habit
ually are what win and preserve the
heart and secure comfort.-Sjr Hum
phTey DGUy.
The man who is constitutionally inca
pable of taking advice needs to be very
wise indeed. For, says the proverb:
"The truth which we least wish to hear
is the one which it is most to our adj
vantage to know"
AFTER spending three mortal hours
in getting to windward and crawling
carefully toward two supposed big buff
faloes, a Western hunter found his sup
posed game to be st. Louis girl taking
a walk on the prairie with her ear-muffs
on.
THESE are the rules have always &C.
cepted: First, labor; nothing can be
had for nothing; whatever a man
achieves he must pay for; and no favor
of fortune can absolve him from his
duty. Secondly, patience and forbear-
ance, which is simply dependent on the
slow Justice of time. Thirdly, and most
important, faith. Unless man believe
in something far higher than himself;
something infinitely purer and grander
than he can ever become; unless he has
an instinct of an order beyond his
dreams of laws; beyond his comprehen-
sion of beauty and goodness and justice
beside which his own ideals are dark,
he will fail in every Ioftier form of am
bition, and ought to fSil.-BGyaTd
Taylor.
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Men Who Require Presence Of Mind.

Many railroad accidents are prevent
ed by a presence of mind on the part of
engineers. A passenger train on the
Chicago, Burlington Sc Quincy road
was roundinga sharp curve, just under a
piece of tall timber. The watchful
engineer saw tree lying across the
track sixty feet ahead of the locomotive.
The train was running at "a rate of thirty
five miles an hour, and to check its
momentum before reaching the obstruc-
ton was out OF the question. The en-
gineer took in the situation at glance.
He threw the throttle wide open, and
the engine shot ahead with the velocity
of an arrow and with such tremendous
force that the tree was picked up by
the cow-catcher and flung from the track
as if it had been only willew withe. A
man with not so cool head would have
made the best possible use of those
sixty feet in the way of checking the
speed of the train. That would have
caused disaster, Bradford, an engineer,
was bringing an express train over the
Kankakee line from Indianapolis. AS
the engine shot out from the deep cut
and struck short piece of straight track
AOtSSA4LS w u bAlNbsC a uOlNA Va CO1Ib NCI6
discovered running down the road.
The distance to the river was only 100
feet. Bradford knew he could not
stop the train, and also knew that
if the colts beat the locomotive to the
bridge they would fall between the tim
bers, and the obstruction would throw
the train off and probably result in a
frightful loss of life. It took him only
half a second to think of all this. The
other half of the second was utilized in
giving his engine such a quantity of
steam that it covered that 100 feet of
track in about the same time that bolt
OF lightning would travel from the top
of a ightning-rod to the ground.
The colts were struck and hurled down
the embankment just as they were en-
tering the bridge.
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4 ssGuardIan Angel,

There is not Paris vintner with @
spark of sef-respect under his waist
Ioat who has not at least one guardian
mgel " in his employment. The guard
ian angel is a cherub of placid temper,
IN smock shirt, ears insensible to vitu-
peration, arms strong enough to parry
end support, honesty that can see gold,
silver and copper without remembering
hocus-pocus. When, by oft wetting his
throat, customer grows limp and SO
imaginative as to see streets, houses and
mp-posts dancing a grand galop in
fernal expressly to prevent him from
walking home, the guardian angel then
makes his appearance, rifles his wet
eountryman's pockets, draws the weak
arm in his, walks the brainless fellow
home, gives his wife all the contents of
the pockets, and carries away her bless
MONTHLY.