Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-05
ALL SORTS.
A BANG is considered loud.

blew.
The rows that all are praising are
Hanlan's.
ALWAYS in order-o. Not always in
order-owe.
IT don't take a very fast horse to catch
the epizootie.
MINNESOTA venison is plenty in the
New York market.
Ice and coal seem to i" teeter." When
one goes up the other goes down.
THE color line gives them trouble in
Ireland. The orange and green.
CEREMONIES differ In every country,
but true politeness is ever the same.
Two sIGHTnEss lovers have been mar
ried in Cincinnati. They went it blind.
A KENTUCKY hamlet is spoken of as
the horse-swappingest village in the
State.
MISTRESS MARY, quite contrary
What does the baby say?
In the sweetest tongue ever spoken or sung.
He says he viii have his way
No BOOKS areso iegible as the lives of
men; no characters SO plain as their
moral conduct.
THE thrifty man will always put
something away for rainy day, even If
it Is nothing but stolen umbrella.
KING KALAKAUA, of the Sandwich
islands, is reported to have expressed an
intention of soon reyisiting this coun-
try.
SENATOR BRUCE urges upon the colored
people to do three things to practice
economy, to buy land, and to educate
their children.
Texas, which commenced raising wool
in 1912, has now 4, 000.0 900 sheep, and it
is estimated that Montana will produce
$4,000, 900 pounds Of wool in 1880.
JERUSALEM is to have gas. street cars,
passenger elevators and telephone ex-
change. Jerusalem somebody ought
to start theater and dollar store.
SOME cigars fifty-two years old, which
have lain most Of the time in a garnet,
forgotten, have been brought to light in
Rochester. They were almost tasteless.
QUEEN VICTORIA, with the desire to
specially signalizc the marriage of her
first grandson, will, it is rumored, go to
Prince Wlhelm's wedding at Berlin, on
Feb. 26.
THERE is domestic cat in Hartford.
Ct, which weighs twenty-seven and a
half pounds, and its owners assert that
it is the largest animal Of the kind in
the world
AN Ohio girl sued a man for breach
Of promise, and proved him such mean
scoundrel that the jury decided that she
ought to pay him something for not
marrying her.
Two CAPTAINS quarreled about wom-
an aud % challenge passed. "What
folly" said the fair one. ''It is not
with iron or steel, but with gold, you
should fight for me-"
The Vermont housewife who reads
that English mobiles have lots Of hares
In their preserves says she tried it in
some blackberry jam and doesn't believe
those foreign stories.
We are progressing as nation toward
refinement. The wheelbarrow is now
called the unicycle. But it is just as
hard to run with big trunk on it. as it
was under the old name.
ADEL1NA PATTI hates England. She
says: "It is a country where you can
neither hunt nor sing, nor do anything
you wish, and have but one idea-to
sell my property and get away from it
forever, as quick as I can"
The total aggregate of the debts of all
the States Of the Union at the present
time, as given by the Bureau of Stats
tics, is 1888, 732, 081; and the total as
sured value Of real and personal proper
ty is stated by the same authority to be
SIG, pa, 565, 708.
THE lawyer wanted to badger the wit
ness as he asked: "Have you ever
been convicted of crime?" OF course,
the man was mad at the insinuation-
mighty mad. He Indignantly replied:
Do you think I'm blamed fool enough
to ever let myself get caught?" He at
once gained the sympathy Of the entire
audience. Boston Post.
The slate-writing manifestation" of
the Spiritualists has troubled good
many others beside Mr.. Joseph Cook.
How the writing could be accomplished
when the states were securely tied to-
gether, with a pencil between them, was
hard to guess. But Mr.. James Sargent,
OF Rochester. has been watching the
seances of DR.. Slade and others, and he
says that whenever the states are so pro-
tected as to make trickery impossible it
is found that the conditions are unfa-
vorable." He offers a reward of 800
for an intelligent communication written
inside the states when they are sealed as
well as tied.
In Roumelia the rose harvest is re-
ported to have been an exceedingly
abundant one last year, the value of the
total yield exceeding, it is estimated,
1000, 1000 francs. The richest harvest
of late years, however, was in 1877, when
$500 pounds of altar of roses, of the
value of 932,017 francs, was exported
from Phillippopolis alone. The altar is
principally exported to France, Russia,
America and Germany, England obtain
ing what she wants from India.
The French scent manufacturers, and
especially the Partisan, buy the finest
qualities of altar, while the second
qualities are mostly sent to Russia and
Austria.