New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-01-14
LULTUN IN PARY0.

AoAA uPoA VIC peAuLy VI woman.
Isn't it queer that man can see
nothing when he can't see anythingP
The cherry pie is arrived. 'Tis
true it's pity, pity it's 'tis true
Puck,
DON'T be too severe on your painter.
Remember he IL but hue-ma1.-Yon-
kers Statesmen.
TIE fellow made bad bull when no
went to steal = squash and got gourd
Boston Tssssor1pt.
WHEN you try 10 wind Up = watch
with = key that von't 6t, you realize
how hard it Il 10 get grip ON the heet-
ing hours.
TIE foreign silk crop has failed, but
the home demand hasn't. Hasba2ds
.ad fathers, you have our sympathyi-
Chscogo Esessng Journal.
boy may be, he never becomes 70 de-
graded or loses his retrospect suffi-
GENTLY to throw mud On circus poster.
To D1srErT1c: We believe eli ths
recognized medical authorities slrse
that you cannot impart tone to the
stomach by swallowing . iewskrp.-
Alboxy. Eve'shag Journal.
"LANDLAD1," said he the eefso II
not settled" NO." she replied; .'but.
it comes a. near it rs your last months
board bill does;'' and that man never
spoke again during tho meal.-4yroskss
IN. ~ Times.
"W1EH I wath little boy" lisped
vTy stupid society man to = young
lady, al my ideatA in life were then
tered on being = clewn.' "Nell, there
u At least one case Of gratifod anbi-
aon," WAS the reply.
A GERHAH radical phiusopher has
said that . man II what he sats,
moaning thaa Ais body sad his brain
IRE built up ont Of his food, and ars,
therefore, coarse or fine, according 10
what he takes int his alineatary
canal.
"IH informally dsfasted with ny
w1e-that's the long and short e it."
"What's wrong nowl Has 50 bssa
licking up any new oapezsr' mo,
l wouldn't stand that; but she keops On
repeating all Asr I'D -"-hur;s
HS,eeP
"A curious conflict was recently
witnessed near Milford, Conn. Some
men saw a number of crows circling
around hawk which was attempting
to fly. The hawk was in the tolls of a
black snake, which had coiled itself
around the neck and body of the hawk,
binding the wings close, and having
his teeth fastened in one of the hawks
legs. The hawk had his talons
fastened to the snakes body, and both
were nearly exhausted. The men
killed the snake, which was five feet in
length, and captured the hawk, which
measured fully four feet from tip to
tip of the wings. The hawk had evil
IDENTIFY pounced upon the snake, but
would have lost the fight if the men
had not interfered.
"a HANDSOME sum ought to fall in
to the exchequer on the death of Baron
Rothschild," says the London World.
HE was father of his family in the
strictest patriarchal sense. Not tree
could be felled, a bedstead removed, or
coat of paint put on cottage door
on property nominally his sons with.
out the express sanction of the Baron.
The sons occupied houses and estates
by themselves, but the property was
the fathers, and he did not forget it.
He was not the man to provide for his
sons, as rich men do, during his life
time. There will, therefore, be sue
cession duty payable on the scale as if
Abraham had died, assuming that
such troubles as taxes existed in his
day."
A GALLANT young fellow volunteered
in the Forty-second Highlanders four
years ago. This crack regiment had
the bad luck to be selected for service
in Cyprus, and among the many who
were victims Of the climate was this
Glasgow lad. His mother quickly fol-
lowed him, dying Of broken heart,
and the father in his affection and
wrath has announced the extraordinary
resolve of indicting Colonel Stanley for
manslaughter. OF course, such pro-
ceeding, if seriously entertained, would
not be carried beyond the iniiatory
stages. The grounds on which the ale
cation IS made are that merely for po-
litical purposes the life Of this young
fellow was wantonly sacrificed. The
Minister Of War, Of course, could not
be seriously indicted on any such charge,
md, as matter Of fact, Colonel Stan
ley has no other connection with the
matter than that he happens lust now
to be Minister Of War.