The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-03-18
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s-An shopkeepers believe in signs. /
1t il not difficult to take the part Of |
an absent one, especially at feast
Hockensock Republican. = - II
The United States Government pays
salaries to SO, 900 persons, of whom only |
2S6 come from Georgia. HH /
"A Boston paper calls q wood chop
per an old hack. Such chips are flying |
around allthe time.-Free Press.
The least bit of acid tells the story
Of bogus gold if you can only get the
drop on ik-Neso Orleans Roaysne.
-Theelectionex expeasesof Lord Ram
say at Liverpool were 365. 000-with
nothing whatever to show for them.
If we could see others as we see
ourselves, there would be more good
looking people in the world.-Neso Or
leo'ss Rcayssse.
The Rochester Express says that
criminals may be divided into two
classes who are punished and
those who lecture. I-,-...
lOf fifty-four furnaces in the Lehigh
Valley in Pennsylvania, fifty-one are
now in blast. They have q capacity of
about 6O0. 600 tons of pig iron ayear.
Laugh at q boy for doing some
funny thing, and he will Immediately
do it over again q half-dozen times.
But mirth ends with the first occasion.
"A new book is entitled :. A Woman
After All" That's it. The same old
story. She never would be contented
with square divide.-Brooklyn Eagle.
"A Pittsourg man recently made
two unsuccessful attempts to hang HIM
self. The Oil City Derrick thinks he
must have been Sheriff in his. life
time.
The Sioux City Ga. Jossypal refers
to the funeral of Jim Somers, who late
" died With his boots on at Brule, ID.
T., as filing . long-felt want in the
community.
Charles Reade says that all chill
dren should be taught to have presence
of mind, but haven't they got it. Catch
q boy in the sugar-box and isn't he
looking for flies.
Thus far this year sos miles of new
railroad have been constructed. being
nearly four times As much as was built
for the same time last year. This busi-
ness is decidedly on the boom.
$50 many societies for the promo
ton of things are established. that John
ME wants to know why somebody
doesn't get up . society for the prvmo-
ton Of boys in schools, without making
them study SO.
: There is 0 woman in Wisconsin
who has been married fifty-eight years,
and who has never missed building the
kitchen fire. Her husband is probably
Wcss-Ioo Ohser,,er
The late Mr.. Buckle determined
,.,.- ~ m.rv nnt;l he had an income
ns ak oao .Easr He never reached
-. s .S.,,rs.-:rd the 'oonseouence ~
tLet ~ 80 sver hnckled tn bim.-Ner
0-,.c.. H.cs,~,,e 80
..ws..s. ,.u.r, All win
.se,. - . . ..,a-,.h;n .h.ts,
ls yo1 vs. GU. -. y. honrh4 te, . fev
aceEsn. oa.s o1u " "hIo-;S. y,
cen1 = qos. ..H.. ou. -. :. orU -;m ,,,,,,c y
'x; ~ ~ ~. ~ 80. - S.T : dcI,sr for ons
w ~ ,ss nc se - "
Poo. Snn.r .he had a doctor on
ora ~ whom remarke ef
sS.s .e. n., 80 80 ali aerved since the,
80 - hstween them .Yes.s .
~ hrcks ;n-ber Wit Il Of the sort tina
.,cs,,.. n 6.shea-ss and i ana betwees
tvo ouacks. - Then silence fell.-Bos
ton 1r0nscfsPs.
Mrs. Marie Louise Ellis. for eight
cen yeara inspectress in the employ o
the United States Government. ana de
tailed for duty on the Hamoufg ant
German Lloyd line OF steamers, ha
died In New 1ork one W. remarL
able for her snrewoness, ana tnrougi
her efforts the 6overnment Ieireeeo ou
many notorious female oiAmono ia smue
giers. -..-,. .;...,
-Anotner Piece, ~oignIn8 .lne.y
two and a-han Pounos' OF tne pig me
teor OF Nay ~. 1913, nas Deen Iounu -,
kmmet county. Iowa Anis Plooo ~
In . slough which at the nme was iul
OF water. bat Y now dried up; N W.