Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-01-09
EVERYBODY'S FRIEND.
RANDOM REMARKS on TIE "RAIL FaLLows
WELL MET "-soCIsTY PARASITES - THR
MEN WHO ABE TOO AGRBEABLg-THk
FEMALE HYPOCRIrKs.

About the most unfortunate individual OF
earth is person with host of friends A mar
whose popularity is diluted away through a
host, actually has no real strong friend in the
crowd, as he will find when in the hour OF
trouble he stands in need of some staunch
| man to stay with him through thick and thin.
| Too many friends of the commonplace sort
| have been the ruination of many young fell
low who thought that SO long as he was pop
ular with the crowd he was all right.
HOW FRIENDS ARE MADE
To become popular with the people of a
small town requires no special tact Some
and anybody. Some treat promiscuousy and
others keep on the popular side by assuming
a negative position on everything and coin
eiding with all opinions. Having few enemies
these men think themselves popular. Present
ly trsuole of some sort comes and the man
finds that out of all his host of friends mot one
takes enough interest to come forward and
help him. He discovers to his cost that treat
ing everybody, shaking hands on all sides and
coincidins in everybodys opinions NAV be an
excellent way to make host Of friends bat
in the hour of adversely they fail to stick.
PARASITIC.
When friend dsvslopes into a parasite he
should be Immediately crushed out, like the
vermin he represents. The world is full of
people who delight TO be called everybody's
friend. They fawn and fiatter and sponge a
living out of society and swell about ON Dor
rowed money which they never pay. They
profess to know everybody and 60 mingle,
mingle, mlnxle" with the black spirits and gray
Of communities. They think that 40 dinner
party is complete without them, and manage
TO worm into every social event Oh some pre-
text or another. They are society clowns, and
their stock in trade consists of songs, reeita.
.ions, stories and cheap wit. When they
start in to talk, sing or reeits, everyb body else
must hold their breaths. If gentleman at.
tempts to say anything they interrupt him.
"Oh, by the way, let me- give you that
good old song We drank from the same
,ante6D, or E6ClIaIlOH VI the warmer b |
Dream"
Having eaten and drank like Commands
hey imagine thst they must furnish some
ort of an equivalent in wind and wbone.
Where they once obtain a foothold they con-
ider themselves q fixture for all time. They
alls every man their friend from the Governor
or of the State down to the vilsst bar room
oafer who will ask them to drink.
TRMALR FRIENDS.
Women ara continually vewing eternal
friendship to each other, but whom apart
hicksn ths air with Islander and backbiting.
Whenever they meet they exchange kisses
nd embrace and smear each other all
YER with what gees by the general name of
taffy." A good looking woman is seldom
opular with her own sex. The popular
snsn is as a rule, one that her friends can
Sc advantagously. She is useful and handy
know, and does not resent the impostions
it'll which she is constantly burdensd. She =,
always rushing around doing for other peo-
L., but when the time comes that she needs .
tention and assistance shs finds very little
it.