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The daily gazette., 1880-08-27
N e r VIM Il
TONICA SIP ECIFICA
A Rnou IN Hath Sa~a.


A REMEDY WITHOUT A RIVAL for
all diseases arising from Nervous Debil-
ity, Sexual Disorders, over Indulgence Of
Vicious Habits, as we'll as from the pros
tration of old age. Its curative proper
ties in violent and chronic forms OF the
following diseases have been attested to
by Lhe most Eminent Physicians:
DYSPEPSIA SEXUAL EXHAUSTION
SELF ABUSE SPERMATORRHEA
HEADACHE GENERAL DEBILITY
DIZZINESS IMPOTENCY
PREMATURE DECAY, &C, &c.
IL has been in use over forty years, and
is to-day the most popular remedy for
the diseases aforementioned in the
WORLD. 1t can be used without regard
to diet, Is pleasant in taste, and better
than all, 1t Is a sure, safe and certain cure,
II Is no quack medicine, but stands upon
It's own merits, as any trial will amply
demonstrate. Since 1886, this remedy has
always been sold for much larger price
than that for which it is now sold; but
owing to the fact that the time for the
payment OF an enormous royalty upon It's
manufacture has expired, IL ID offered to
the suffering Of both sexes at one dollar
per box, so az to be within the reach of
all; at which price 1t will be sent to any
address free of further charge.
Address, DIR. WILLIAM YOUNG,
4l6 Spruce st., Phila.
May be consulted on all diseases by
mail. 6mos-d&w
The daily gazette., 1880-08-27
LINE,

UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Sail every Saturday.
NEW YORK TO GLASGOW.
CABINS, $50 TO ESQ. sTEERAGE, e1S.
These Steamers do not carry cattle. sheep or pss.
~-pw vit45@ And every Tc typSsy sstq5assyt t,,prcr
CABINS, e55 to e85. Excursion at Reduced Rates
Passenger eccommodations are unsurpassed.
All Sta terooms on Main Deck.
Passengers booked at lowest rates 70 or from ans
kailroad Station In Europe OF Amefficsh sh..,.
Drafts at low est rates. payable (free OF chsree.)
throughout England, Scotland and Ireland.
Forbooks offnformation, plans, &C., tpp'y 10
HENDERSON BROTHERS, BsyLIse GREns. N. =,
Or to sAM.F BELTS. Adams Rxpfssl,3
kapr9o. Wiiminston' De
The daily gazette., 1880-08-27

Babies ought to be well taken care of
their system does not allow the slightest
neglect. II your Baby suffers from Collie
or Bowel Disorders. procure a bottle OF
Dr. Bulls Baby Syrup. simple but AL
ways reliable remedy. Only % cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
din advance

stands. Had you applied to the grand.
mother for the hand Of my supposed sister
she would have been delighted at the mar.
riage and have insisted upon its taking
place. Then all must have been known
but now"
"Now, any disclosure on my part is effec.
tually prevented" broke in, offering Ralph
my hand, which he warmly grasped. "You
may trust me with your secret, as though
you never confded it"
suffered not little at losing the woman
l SO much wanted TO make my wife, but, af-
ter few months time and philosophy cured
my wound.
Old Mrs. VanBoskirk only lasted year
longer, and then died suddenly, as her ply
sicians had prophesicd. Ralph's romantic
secret was then told to the world, and, as
usual in such cases, he had both warm de-
Tenders and critics of a most adverse ten
dency.
But he cared little for what the world
saidj a comfortable fortune had been left
him and he could now boldly substitute the
word "wife" for "sister' in speaking of the
woman he so devotedly loved.
According to the latest accounts, Miss Ju.
Llama, notwithstanding her liberal income,
is at present still unmarried.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
why "Dan,, Was "a Robher.

Some time ago,one ofArkansas' most wide.
ly known statesmen, who is now dead, was
passing along street in Little Rock, when
an old colored man, who had once belonged
to him, approached, took off his hat and
passed his hand over his white wool, as be
asked
Marster, gin de ole man so cents? ?"
"Dan, you are a robber."
" How?" asked the astonished darkey
opening his eyes, around which rough.shod
age had walked.
Didn't you see me put my hand in my
pocket?"
Yes, sah."
" Well, you old rascal, you rob me of the
pleasure of giving you money without being
asked"
The old man received dollar. Bowinp
almost to the ground, while tears came out
and coursed through the aged prints arount
his eyes, he replied:
" Marster, wild sich heart as you hab
and wild Abraham and Isaac and de Lord or
your side, don't see what can keep YOU ou
of heaben."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31

tanned an absolute loss, and IL have been
almost stationary. Pennsylvania increased
2OI per cent. New York, 12I, Northum-
berland grew 43I and was only surpassed
by Vanengo, 91l Luzerne, 7sj Allegheny I,
462 and Elk, 4Sl.
You will see that Northumberland is the
sole parent Of Luzerne, Lycoming, Colum-
bia and Union, and part mother of Miflin,
Centre and Clearfeldj grandmother Of
Armstrong, Venango, Warren, Indiana, JEFF
ferson, Mexican, Potter, Tloga, Brt d FORD,
susquehanna, Clinton, Wyoming, Sullivan,
Montour, Snyder and Lackawanna; and
great grandmother of Clarion, Elk, Forest
and Cameron. Until September 25, 1886.
she stretched almost the entire length Of our
"York State" border. On that day being
only l41 years old, she brought forth her
oldest daughter, Luzerne which naturally
reduced her.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
HE UNDERSTOOD ADDITION,

There is venerable and benevolent Judge
in one of the Paris tribunals who at the
moment of passing sentence on a prisoner
consults his assessors on each side of him as
to the penalty proper to be inflicted
"What ought we to give this rascal, broth
er%' he says, bending over to the assessor
on the right.
~ should say three years."
"What is your opinion, brother p" to the
assessor on the left.
81 should give him about four years."
The Judge with benevolence) Prisoner
not desiring to sentence you to long term
OF imprisonment, as l should have done
were left to myself, have consulted my
learned brothers and shall take their advice
Seven years.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
MARRIAGE OF THE FUTURE.

Minister-IIello, Exchange
Telephone Exchange-WellP
Minister-Put me on the residence Of
Mrs. Duzenberry.
Exchange-All right; FIRE away.
Minister Hello, Mrs. Duzenberry
Mrs. D Well?
Minister-Ask your daughter Malinda 10
step to the instrument
Malinda-What's wanted?
Minister-Your afiianced, Mr.. Algernon
Smithkinson, is here and wishes to speak to
you.
Malinda-Tell him for goodness sake To
hurry.
Algernon-Malinda, dear, find it won't
be convenient for Inc TO come around this
evening. Can't we have the ceremony per-
formed now7
Malinda-I suppose SO.
Minister taking off his hat)-DoyouAll
gernonsmithkinsontakeMalindaDuzenberr berry
10 beyourweddedw rbetteriorworsetilldea
thdoyoupart2
Algemon-l do.
neutrality-suspicious. Duzen berrytakI
Algernonsmthkinsontobeyourweddedhusbl hush
ndforbctterorforworsetilldeathdoyoupartG
Malinda-I do.
Minister-ThenIpronouneeyoumAnandN
Observation-Disclosures ogetherletnomanp
tasunder. Makethemostofit. $40. Good
day.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
How the Money Goes.

Mrs. Elizabeth Thompson, the well-known
lady Philanthropist, has published a curious
little tract, constrasting the relative expense
of religion, living, education, rum and to-
bacco. Rum, she computes, costs the coun-
try $667,G3s,5O2 annually; religion, $47,
6S6,45O; education, $95 ,4O6, 1926. Rum costs
each person annually $l7, whether they
drink or not. Miss Thompson computes al
so that the man who drinks, treats and uses
tobocco will spend on an average 1888 per
week. $5.l7, she argues, will feed a family
of six persons one week. Miss Thompson
puts the family on the following rations
Sunday, three meals for six persons, honi-
NY sugar, sauce, meat, soup, bread, cakes
puddingj expenses, SO cents. Sundays
rum bill for the father, two beers, one GIN,
tobacco, cigars, treats, "a cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31


OF you marry Grace" exclaimed an
irate farmer TO his son, 81 will cut YOU of
without cent and you won't have so much
as piece ofpork to boil in the pot" "Well,'
replied the young man, "Grace before meat"
and he Immediately went in search of O
minister.
-"Maria," observed Mr.. Holeomb, as he
was putting on his clothes, "there an't no
patch on them breeches yet" al can't fix
it now, no way, I'm too busy" "Well, give
me the patch then, an I'll carry it around
with me. l don't want people to think l
can't afford the cloth"
This is the way the Elmirn Gazette ex-
plains mysterious disappearance; Man in
lower berth Of sleeping-car bound for Wash
ington. David Davis in berth above him.
Grand crash. Nothing left but part of a pa
per collar and button. No cards.
al do wish we could have a good snow
storm" said the octogenarian this morning,
as he watched the snow descending. "Things
have changed since was young Then we
did have snow !"
"Wasit very deep7" was asked.
"Well, reckon. One winter it began to
snow on Thanksgiving Day and didn't stop
until the middle Of June. The snow was
piled up three times as high as our house.
But enjoyed it. wasn't bothered with
gossip from the neighbors, and it was the
only winter that didn't have to wear oyer
shoes. l made 81 snow shoyels, and when
it began to thaw the fellow next door bor-
rowed them, ana haven't seen them since.''
Sudden conversions are frequent dur
ing reviyals, but are not common at Christ
mastde, 50 that the case Of one four-year-old
Bostonian is worthy of note. He has al
ways ridiculed his elder brother for attend
ing sunday-schcol, and has pointed out to
him that by staying away he would have
more time to hear his mother tell stories
but Christmas Eve he changed his mind
He saw Andrew singing from a gorgeously
decorated little pamphlet, and be saw him
carry oiftwo books from a Christmas tree and
as he, disconsolate and empty-handed, fol-
lowed him home, the small Bert cried in re-
pentanee, "Darn it'll I'm going to Sunday,
school too" His mother, unlike the moth
er of Mr.. Moody's speeches, did not weeT
for joy, but Bert wept-for good aud sub
stantial reasons.
There is rosebush in New Haven
Conn, which has upon it, according to q
pretty accurate estimate, ton thousand buds
and blossoms.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
Answer ThIs.

Did you ever know any person 10 be \
without inaction OF the stomach, liver
kidneys, or did you ever know one who W
well when either was obstrucled or inactiv
aud did you ever know or hear Of any ID
Of the kind that Hop Bitters would NOT cad
Ask your neighbor this same question.-H
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31

We never met an organ-grinaer,
matter how humble he was, who would
put on airs every time ha saw a group
children playing in front Of a house.
Turn the gas down in the parlor,
Put some coal upon the CRATE
For our darling daughters lover
VIII be heHs a. half pat eight.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
MIGHT HAPPEN IN LEHTGHYON.

Drowned IN the mud
With eager feet
She skipped across the treacherous street,
And as she skipped
She tripped
And slipped
And fell, with a dismal, pitlful moan,
And a groan,
And hollow, sickening, ghastly thud,
Into the mud, the mud, the mud.
"Drowned in the mud ~
The thrilling cry
Rang in the ears of the passers-by;
They saw her stop
And drop
And flop
Into the reellng, surging rush
or slush;
They saw her mingle her crimson blood
With the baleful brown of the mud, the mud
"Drowned in the mud''-
Omaiden gay,
Tripping across the street to-day,
Beware your grip
You'll trip
And clip
And sink like a leaden plummet down
To drown
Deep in the depth of the murky flood,
The happless prey of the mud, the mud.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
PATENTS.

"A. lehman, Solicitor Of American
and Foreign Patents. WashinEton. D.C. Ai
business connected with Patents. whether L.
fore tue Patent Once or the Courts, promptly
attended TO. No charge mads unless a patent
10 oo5uTed. 6end ~ slTvulaE. scis-u
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-01-31
CARDS,

Boot and Shoe Makers
minton Brstney, in Lerdn's building, Bank street.
Atiorders promptly y filed-iVork t0dTTonted.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-09

Received That the following test be required Of each
and ter at the Primary Elections: That he sup
ported the Republican State ticket at the last general
election would have done had he voted and pledge
t., support the nominees Of the Chicago National Con
ventiun.
/. L. REQUA. Chairman
ALI. Dorss Secretary.
mal7td
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-09
The GREAT INGLIsH REMEDY

Is = never-failing cure for ner-
vous debility. exhausted vital
ity, seminal weakness, sper-
matOrrhea, Los q MAN
H,Ds,t,,impotenry, paralysis,
and all the terrible effects Of
self-abuse, youthful follies and
and excesses in maturer year,
such As loss Of memory. las
situde, nocturnal emission, a
version to society, dimness Of
vision, rois-s in the head, the
vital fluid passing unobserved
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-09

acres Of ami, with dwelling house, barn and Sheds
good icc house d. at least three tons>vs adapted
fur milk vsnch Stables and sheds enough to kocommo@
Ats ono hundred out from seventy five to one
huaArad Of hay; also vegetable grounds also offer
FOR s from 500 head Of graded Angora ewes grade
rsa ~ 10 lSi0 togseher with three full blsosd bucks
Imported ss Fur price and pasasalass inquire ef
svtS1 ST. tWItr Warna Spsanp
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-09

aud death. u.-a.s
DR.. MINTIF will agree to forfeit Five Hun01eo
alive under his special advice and treatmenD will no.
cure or for anything impure or injurious found IN u @
mercury Gon.ultasinn f"-~ Thorough examlna-
ton and advice including analysis Of urine co. Prcs
of Vital K- stOs 8 90 . bottle, or four Tunes
the quantity slO to any address upon receipt OF
price, c. O. D. secure from observation ana IN pr1'aH
name if desired, by 4. +. MlNlh, = T. T.,
III kearney Street. San fra ncisco tat
DIR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY VEmE D1' NEFH-
RE II I'M cures all kinds Of Kidney and Bladder com
paints Gonorrh9a elect, LeueorrhGa For sale oy 3 r
Foster Thaxer, Druggists, Carson CITY, $lW
a b3tte, six hotties for $500.
DIR. MlNTIE'S AMBITION PlLLS are the
best and cheapest Dyspepsia and BILIOUS cure
in the market For sale BY B. T. Foster aud George T.
Tha xer, druggi.ts Carson City. mhl'-V
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
Large Farm at Private Sale.

The Valuable Farm of the Heirs cf Will
liam Okeson, deceased, is offered for sale.
1t is located in the fertile valley cf Tusca-
rora, Jnniata county, Pa, one and hall
miles west of Academia, contsining $40
Acres of prime limestone land. all in cul-
tivation, except 10 acres of Timber. Buid-
ings good, Large Mansicti House, Bank
Barn, l00S5O feet Wagon sheds, Corn
Cribs, Hog Pens, Good Spring and Spring
House, and all other outbuildings, also other
springs and running water; Two Orchards
bearing choice fruits. II is well located.
near TO cburces, schools, mills and stores.
Th. land is well adapted to grain and grass
aud for making money for a new owner, as Is
well known, it did for many years for its
former owner. Price viii be reasonable,
and time given to suit purchaser.
For terms, &C., call on James B. Okeson,
Pleasant View, near the farm, or J. B. Oke-
son, Port Royal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25

The Democracy Of the South exercised
the same conscience in the treatment of
their horses, cattle and hogs, that theF ex.
ercised in the treatment of their negroes
The fact that they were threshed out of re-
bellion has not changed their cbnscience in
the least, in regard TO the negro. Their
conscience is SO elastic that they Lull-doze
him, drive him from home, cheat him at the
polls, with about the same cememony that
they use IN the treatment of their horses and
cattle. They treat the negro kindly as they
do horse, provided that he does their bid
ding. If the negro is ever brought up TO
the full exercise OF common rights under
the law, it must be through the agency of
the Republican party. The Republican
party holds that SO lorg as the rights of any
set OF men are in danger of assault and vio-
lence, so long as there is danger of the deg
relation Of any race of people within The
limits of the government, then there is dan
ger to free government; for if the common
rights of the negro dare be invaded without
challenge and redress, the outrsses may be
enlarged to comprehend any peorle who
will submit to the outrage of their common
rights. The safe way lies in the election of
fairfield and Arthur
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
Meeting of County Committee.

The Republican County COMMITTEES is
hereby earnestly requested to meet at the
Pennsylvania House-Will's Hotei-in Mif.
Aintown, on
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER A, 1850,
at Il O'Clock P. n. The campaign about to
open is one of more than common impor-
tance, and It behooves the Republican PARTY
in JuniAta to look about itself SO that IL
comes up TO the earnest expectations that
ere centcred in It for this time. viii every
member of the COMMITTEES make it a point
TO be present and help arrange for a thor
ough organization.
". PORTER THuMPSON,
Chairman.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
An exchange asks

An exchange asks:
Who now boasts that ne voted for Breck-
inridge in 1907
Who now boasts that he voted FOR Falian-
tiigham in 1868
Who now boasts that he voted against
Abraham Lincoln in 1864
Who now boasts that he never voted
Union ticket during the war!
Who now boasts that he never fotea
dollar or a man TO sustain the Government
during the war
Who now boasts that be never WAS
Union soldier!
Who now boasts that he gave no aid 10
the Government in subduing the South
Who nov boasts that he was a prisoner
in ssLincOln's BATTLES 20
Who now boasts that he opposed emahei-
patton
Who now boasts that he opposed ali lhe
constitutional amendments
Who now boasts that be sustained AN
drew Johnson's policy
Yet Democrats could boast OF these tnine'
If they dared.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25

Some days ago, young man, in passing
a garden wall about seven miles belo" Pitts
burg, reached up to tie wall and plucked a
bunch of grapes that hung on the outside.
The lady of the place sci her dog on the.
Young man. He ran 10 the river and sprang
in TO escape from the dog. Some track
hands on the Fort Wayne railroad began
stoning him, when be turned and swan to-
ward the opposite shore, but his strength
gave out and be was drowned. So the re-
port goes. Search was made for the body
Il was recovered some distance down the
river, day or two after the occurrence, and
identified as the body of young man
named Bryson, from Harrisburg A late
dispatch says that there was builet-hcle
in his head. 1t is a queer story all the way
through.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
STRAWBERRY PLANTS.

The undersigned have large guam
tity of the Sharpless Seeding strawber-
~ plants, aud now offer them for sale
to all who are desirous of cultivating
this choice variety OF fruit.
The Sharpless is the largest and
most prolific strawberry ever known,
and is offered at one half the usual
price.
Price so cts. per dozen, $3.50 per
hundred or $500 per thousand.
Will be shipped by express or other
wise to any point. Call on or address
Z. 4. Berry or II. A. Stambaugh, Aif-
fiintown, Pa. [aug25-4t
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
AFiRsT-hATsFARM CONTAINING

A FIRST RATE FARM, CONTAINING
One Hundred and Sixty Acres, in the best
wheat growing district in the State of Ohio,
situated one-half mile from Amanda rail-
road station, in Fairfield county, and One
mile from a good pike. The improTeiiients
are large two-story BRICK HOUSE (I3
rooms, hall and cellar), Double Log Barn
and Stable; and other buildings, and well
of good water. A Stream of spring water
traverses the centre of the farm. There is
large orchard on the premises. Will take
$40 per acre, part cash, rest in payments.
A fafn adjoining sold for 500 per acre.
The reason for selling, is the desire to invest
in city property, in Circleville. For ell in
formation address j. SWEYER,
Circievilie, Pickaway Co., Ohio.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
McCoysville, Juniata Co., Pa.

A TRACT OF LAND, SITUATED IN
Milford township, Juniaia county, six miles
west of Patterson, Containing Fifty Acres ;
ten cleared, the rest wen ,imbered having
thereon erected Log House and Frame
Barn. There is an excellent spring OF water
at the door. Price, two hundred and fifty
dollars. Inquire at this oilice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-08-25
A FOUNDRY FOR SALE.

A Foundry, in good order, at Johnstown,
Juniata Co., Pa. The engine is new. The
melting apparatus has just been overhauled
and made as good as when new The shop
is large and rocmy. All of the several de-
partments are under one roof. The Foun-
dry has the best run of custom in the
county. In connection with the Foundry
there 81 or acres OF land for sale, having
thereon erected a Large Frame Dwelling
House, nosrly new, and good Barn.
Good Orchard. Apples, Grapes, &c. Every
thing convenient about the premises. Will
sell all or part. For further particulars call
on or address J. Fl. ROGERS,
.IohnstoYn. IuniatasCo. Pa.