The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-10-07

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Bmua Mo-. Tbos does ope tamil.
pfosefb receive death blow.
As old salt. wlea asked how LAT
north be bad beea. replied that be had
beca 80 iar north that tie eoss when
mixed beside red hol stove gave ice
cream
The man who has money 10 the
bank and plenty 10 bis pocket can weaf
straw bat -four weeks longer than the
oae who is ia debt Tor bis last weeks
hoard Why is ilI
In an Arkansas town one Sunday,
ono clergymar prayed forkain and an
other for fair weather, and Providence
got out II the dilemma by sending
tbsm an earthquake.
Women have cheek enough to
wtsr ueu's bats on their heads, but
there is ono thing they dare not do.
Not one OF them dare remove her hat
10 public and dust of the bald spot.
Tho weak cracked voice Of be little
~ il The gallery is just as
ot 10 the one 10 whose praise the
symn il raised as The bell like notes Of
ae high priced soprano ia the choir
--I la what condition was the patriarch
ob at the end of bis life, asked q
'roolkyn Sunday schooI teacher Of a
luiet looking boy q l5o i0Jto the
'lass Dead, calmly replied The quiet
ooking boy
youug m.u Oh Main street says
no Is going 10 Try tue feat oi poipg 40
isya without working He says II bis
employers DO mol watch him, he thinks
10 eau accomplish the task.
I'D have you know exclaimed Mrs,
Cpskrust. haugbtily tossing Der head,
hat my family always moved in the
upper circles Yes, whispered Mrs.
Blunt TO her friend Sarah Jones, /
heard tell the scum always rises TO the
top
The negro's definition Of bigotry is
IS good aud as inclusive as that Of
Websters Dictionary a bigot said
be-, ehy bee man who knows too
much for one and not quite enough for
two
"A photographer 10 New England
has been astouished by young woman
who came to ask, meeEly aud innocent.
~. How long does ii take to get
photograph after you leave your meas-
urel
-Wbeu you are my age, sail Wild
o~io her daughter. 1t win be time
enough .or ou 10 think Of husband
Yes, mamma, was the snswer, for
second one, Mamma dropped The sub.
ice,
Not one man 10 dozen writes bis
usual handwriting on a hotel register
= Hotel Mail No, it is difficult to
write naturally with peus which seem
TO have been used for opening oysters.
-LPbiiadelphia News.
Dr.. l.. called on lady acquaintance
the other day add was met at the door
by the lady's lit,le girl lie asked her
10 tell her mamma that DR. L. had
called. The child went up stairs and
presently returned. Did you tell your
mamma asked the doctor. Yes. And
what did she say! She said. Q, pshawl
roddlakins is very email man.
indeed. bat be said be never minded il
al Al until his three boys gres up 10
he 'ali. stfapping lng fellows, and
his wife began 10 cut down their old
clothes. and cut them over to fit him.
And then be said he did get mad.