Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1880-03-11
Mrs. President Hayes has popu-
larized the narcissus as a party fow-

Aleck Stephens was once a lamb in
the Cowley fold.
Nh. Hayes says the three years of
his presidency are the longest and
most tedious of his life.
The editors of the Journal are brave
men. but the sight of a carpet-bagger
gives them the ague. Hold steady.
The name of the sole representative
of the Grcenback party in the New
York legislature is Gwineup.
Kearney says Mr.. Bennett has gone
to England to marry the Princess
Beatrice. Kearney's a funny man.
Even Pendleton is credited with
being fed and groomed with a view to
q dark horseship at the Cincinnati ri
OF.
The Developments in the Drunken
national committee at Washington,
the other .day, were strongly anti
Tilden.
Ata meeting of the Republican
state committee Of New Hampshire it
was found that Blaine was first choice
of the majority.
The editors of the Journal needn't
be frightened, there is only one of us,
but according to Scripture one can
chase a thousand, &c.
The Liberal Republican reinforce
ments of the C%opperheads get kick
ell by the Mobile Register, which says
it has no faith i'll their promises.
Washington reports an alliance be-
tween Tilden and the Indiana Eng
lish, :having for its object the destruc-
ton Of the distinguished Hendricks.
A Connecticut paper says Tilden
will make no subscription TO the Irish
fund rs, being sure of the Irish vote
any way, he wouldn't gain a man.
The New York Express Fears the
defeat of Tilden, if nominated, san
event that would disgrace the Demo-
cratic party" As if that were possi-
bic!
The notorious rebel raider, Henry
Gilmore Of Baltimore, is enjoying q
government Office under the Demo
cratic congressional officials at Wash
inSton.
Over $4,000 mules have been sold
at st. Louis this winter, hut the DEM
ocfatic majority in Missouri is too
great to be seriously affected by the
loss.
A "Reminiscences Of Tildeu mt
from Pennsylvania, where the Demo-
cratic county conventions l. making
efforts to transact their business with
closed doors!
The legal editor of the Journal has
cmpl yed a "Itepublican" to help him
ont of the category into which he
has lately fallen. An editor who
docs not read must need have m adj
wiser, and Republican" is the man.
Indiana Democrats re credited
with making divers pleasure excur-
sions to Washington in the guise of
anti. exodus witnesses for the great
statesman of the Wabash.
Tilden's claim upon the Democratic
party is admitted by the Chicago
Times to lie in his illustrious services,
rs he is the only Democrat who ever
successfully stole n state.
The Journal is as bitter and relent-
less toward northern men as the
Okolona States. 1t never fails to
make mention Of Il mars nativity if
he happens to have been born north
Of Mason and Dixon's line. Why?
The New York Tribune, n looking
ove the monkeys that r used to
pull Tilden's chestnuts out of the fire
thinks the mysterious agent sent to
steal the Minnesota seat must be
Smith Weed, as that worthy has
slumped out of sight lately, and Mar
bic is not Immediately available.
Senator Kellogg believes that Ku
Klx intend to unseat him, and calls
on them to go ahead with it. He
thinks that if 'twere done when twere
done, then 'twere well that 'twere done
quickly.
Fitz John Porter was the George
William Curtis of the war. He didn't
believe in the machine in battles. II
uny Of the soldiers didn't Ike the
plan of the compaign nor the com-
mander elected, why Of course they
could Scratch, you know.
But to those who know that that
paper Herald 4 Tribune) has about
vs. many editors as it has columns,
aud that 10 two of them really agree
as touching any one thing. this fact
is easily accounted for. -Josrool.
TLa. ohla aud la,rnnd editors of the