Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-07-04
SUNBEAMS,
A letter of enquiry-Y.

Ting ah-Ling is Chinese beIle-AerI
den Recorder
Wanted-A foundry to CASTLE soap
PHI. Sunday Item.
Ii is thought Boston people have bean
souperstitious always.
The words of Governors reprieve carry
wait with them.-Salena Sunbeam
When the due is on the rye-when yor
can't hang up any more of it.
Our lard-er is empty" quoth Jones, a:
he heard the pig squealing for its supper
Salem Sunbeam.
1t was an Irish doctor that sent in bill
g for curing your Honor's horse that died
IS"
An Ohio newspaper speaks of man
being bruised by " emphatic gestures of a
mule"
That married man who would be gladdest
to see his wife is blind man -Ste96eac2ld
Herald
If hit yer" said one small boy to an
other, ''yer'H be usin yersef for snuff ter
morrer."
We have heard of some people who say
they could live on music Then it must be
on note meal.
When does budding young damsel burst
into fruit? When she becomes the apple of
somebody's eye
Two Of kind-twins. -!Salens Sunbeam.
Two of kine-a yoke of oxen.-Bostoa
journal IF Commerce.
The cry of the Salt Lake elders is for
more women the cry of the New England
msidens is for "mor' men, "-M0ratNofs In.
dependent.
The man who SO far forgets himself as, in
heat of passion, to spit in another's face,
can hardly expectorate as 4 gentleman
Megide5a Recorder
A young lady the other evening kissed in
the dark a young man, whom she mistook
Cor her lover. Discovering her mistake, she
said: It's not he, but it's nice"
90 Is there much water in the cistern,
Biddy ," inquired gentleman of his Irish
there's none On the top" said Biddy.
Pray do not attempt to darn your cob
webs, was Swifts advice to gentleman Of
strong imagination and weak memory, who
was laboriously explaining himself
1t is now said that Adelaide Nelson will
retire from the stage and marry man in
high position, 1t is possible the fair Juliet
is to strike g match with the signal sergeant
of Pixies Peak.
A little girl read composition before the
minister. The subject was, "a Cow She
weaved in this complimentary sentence:
"The COW is the most useful animal in the
world except religion.
An Illinois justice who was called upon to
marry a couple, run off with the girl and
welded her himself, leaving the lover IN his
Office to look over law books and spit on the
stove.-Free Press
= say, you haven't got quarter about
you that you don't know what to do with,
have your" F'There's one" THANKS
but hello; I say, you know it's bad. :"
You asked NE for one didn't know what
to do with"
They were sitting together Sunday even
ing, with an album or two between them,
when she pleasantly asked, How would
You like to have my mother live with you?'
In just fifteen seconds he had his hat down
half way over Lis face, and was boiling
through the gate. -Danb,oy Mems.
Several young 1nen were sitting together
a young lady happened to approach the vicin-
ity. One real sweet" young fellow see
ing, as he supposed, the young lady looking
at him, remarked, playfully, and with be,
needn't look st me as though you wanted to
eat me-" ooh no. replied the Young
lady, never eat green's"
The lively click of the billiard balls 1aay be
called " the music of the sphere Stem
ford Ad0Ocate. Who gave you that cue?-
-NeaO York Neaos. Some fellow who didn't
carom much about It himself probably
KeokSk Gate City. Not by long shot i.
was the fellow with the. bridge of size
Y0nkerS Gazette. Wen pocket this before
it goes any frlrther.-KeokWk Gate Ctr.
What's all this chalk about, anyhow ?-Salena
Sunbeam.
Professor LonSfeAoW poetlZsS Helen OF
Tyre in the February Atlantic, but not in
tyre-so-ne verse.,-Ez. What more appro-
pirate than to have Longfellow apostrophize
Helen Of tire. The Hub predicts that this
poem will go round and round. -B0ston
Journal Of Commerce. Wheel say no more,
and in fact are sorry we spoke at ali.-Er.
Wheel then stop your Vaughn tongues
jSteat6eHUiDe Herald Don't aim any more
shafts at d" Helen of Tyre" for there's no
fun in it to those who can't seat.-Mty1ds,a
Recorder.
He was pretty seedy-looking customer,
and it was TO be doubted whether he would
pay for his meal anyhow even though the
restaurant gave sixteen dishes-a regular
dinnern-for fifteen cents Bnt he had an
eye to @ extras and said he to the Hiber
man waiter, after giving him his order
Bring me some celery, and q radish or two,
and is you have O few shrimps-" Waiter
-"Yis, SURF" 90 Well, You can take away
this bread and bring me fresh roll, and"
Waiter" Anything else, SUR? ?" well,
the tablecloth is not over clean, and
Waiter An is It q lase of the place We
viii take SURF, for fifteen cents ?"-Sass
Francisco Neacs-Letter.
''No, dis club nebber hez any debates"
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