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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

S1 LAVE received direct from the Frank.
w In Refinery "A lot Of MOULD SUGAR.
10 winch W" especially invite tho stsntIen Gf
con Petitioners.
sr27 w a. Johnson e. m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29
WARWICK Z. MILLER.
WAX Will OFFKR FOE sALE q, N

WK WILL OFFER FOB SALE, a. tho
w fame Limo and place. tho HOUSE and
LOT on the west side ut Ice street - fec, sou,h
Of Princess street. e feet 81 inches front on oe
street by l.l3 feet ) luchas ceep.
Also The Til KEE STORY BKICK HOUSE
and LOT on tho o.st slo IF Royal street.. be-.
tween friI c. Ind luke streets, NO. G. south
Royal street, The house ID in good order, and
has al tho modern improvements.
GREEN & WISE,
sr2'-ts for tho ownnr
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

- GROSS OF Two, FOURsnd SIX ~
L - RuMFOkD YEAST POWDER f,r
sale by 0'
sp27 w. A. JOHNSON G. co
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29
AUCTION SALES.
5y Green - Wise
(Real Estate Agents and Auctioneersl
HESIBABLE PROPERTY ABDUCTION.

II
Will b, offered for sale by Pablo Auction,
THURSDAY, the Oh day Of May, $780, At II
"clGck, III front OF the Mansion h ouse, on Far.
fax street. in the city Of Alexandria, Va, the
following property, to Wit:
No. |. The three story BRICK DWELL.
ING, No. - Washington street. north. Has
All the modern improvements. Lot fronts about
lC0 feet on " aship gton street, and extends back
t'St. Asaph street. Z1j feet 10 inches Very
desirable
No 2. A LOT fronting 81 fest 3! inches on
east side Of Water street. nad running back t.
Union street " q feet.
No. /" A WATEK LOT on northeast corner
uhlon and Onern !tr,Gts, fronting on Union
Ltreet u tset inches and running Ito Poto-
mac river 10 Port Warden's line. Dock room
vi ." feet being north half Of Queen street
No. a lUr on tho cast sldr ri Union boz
tween Duke and Prince s-re~.s. from. s feet on
Union street,, and rlLniny into the Potomac
rIv'r. llas Vhar! front of IS fset and on It two
largo Warehouses;. The warehouses will ba sold
sapsrnt"y with tho LOTS or ss a whole.
No. i a LOT Of GROUND At tho Stone
EIljg" south side Gf Duan street; contains
about y sores; has two dRelling4 on it: good
snrlhg and never failing branch on west ride
Win be- divided into two ur more lotd or sold as
q whole.
Terms ot Sale: Ono third al tho purchase
money in cash, ard tho residue in II Is. and 81
month";, with interest. and deed Of trust on the
premises
splO cots WARWICK y NJJJrp
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

ssyOVE POLISH and STOVE BRUSHES
~ for sale cheap at
MCLEAN 4 UULERS,
fsb 1 ~ K;,n.,,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

NOT1CE-Harirg complied with All ,b,,,
quirements Of the law protecting mo in ,bo ~
elusive use of the bottles above menlionaI q, !,
described. hereby warn sll persons sg. ~.
tracing IN or using the same w;thou. nv ns,'
fullest extent OF the law. 40
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

NORWOOD CREAMERY BUTTER lust
~ received and for sale by
mhEi GHAS. D. TAYLOR Jr
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

ONUMENTAL BRAND Jure WhITE
AVA REFINED LAkD, Sugar cured should
ers and small BresklSs. Bacon received by
apZ3 L. w. AVERY 22i King 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

INSTANT kkLIEF FOR HEADACHE
4 a NEu RAtGlA, Esrache Toolhsche and
Rheumatism, By using CROSBY'S FIVE MIN.
oIh CU XIX. For external use only. Price
Twenty-Five cents per bottle.
jan2l "a and Ih2 Kiuae
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

WlHS fKOCESs, Cameron Mills, Wenper
~ and Bridgewsler Flour. for sale ut
;.,o j. g. M1LBURNs,
IoHo 10 N. ROYAL at
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

HOLMAN'S AQUE AND LIVER PAD
49, for Foyer and Ague, Indigestion, Heart
Disease, etc. 4 supply just received By
ApT u. =. LkADBEATEk 81 BRO
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-04-29

Virginis-.Corporstion Court of tho c.y Of A,
exandris. Clerks office, April u, lSsl q
This claim Of trade marks Was this dsr s..
IN the I'll % for record Test: '' lie,
MOkTON MARYE VA.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
Probate Notice.

A CCOUNTS and vouchers have been fled
u in the Probate Court Of Monroe County,
Ohio, by the following Administrators and
Guardians:
Fourth partial account Of Thomas 3. Fowler,
Admir- de bonis non, with the will annexed.
! of the estate Of John Henderson, Sr., ,de,'d.
Second partial account Of Rnoch Martin Adj
ministrator of the estate Of Isaac Bosten-
field, decd. etl
First partial account Of D. L. Brown Admir- Of
the estate of william Brown, decd.
First and final account Of Jacob Kssserman
Admir- Of the estate 81 Magdslsns Feist
decd.
First and nnal account Of n. B. Hill Guardian
Of the person and estate Of Artimaoy
Morris, an imbeeile. .
Any person interested may hls written ex-
oeptions to said accounts or any item thsresi
on or before the eth day Of xarcE next
when the same will be finally heard and oon-
tinued from day to day until disposed Of.
r. Z. WALTON,
febl0, ,'sOw3. Probate Judge n. C. O.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
Prids hath swo seasons: . forward
si,rinr and an early fall.

On dark night, with four clothes
lines stretched across the back yard, the
most sensitive part Of man is bis high
hat. * TT "a
.This IL hard. cruelty hard world"
writes cynic. Yes, |, is, and Of an ic,
morning one never knows how soon he'll
lose bis footing and come down on it.
He paid to her. .sThe moon il al
vays lust the. sane, and set i slways
and come new beauty IL t. She sale
ID him ..lt's jnst 20 With the circus.
He bought tickets for two.
when one woman says OF anothe,
.She is perfectly awful and looks like q
fright,s she has no earthly idea Of what
she rays: hut she knows she wants t.
cay something mean. A white figure o.
Hope cliDging to cross may be fright
10 8 horse, and the grandeur OF Niagsrs
Hails awful TO man.
Prof. Peters OF Hamilton College an
pouuces the discovery OF yet another
new planet. This 10 the 6rst that has
heen discovered this year. Twenty we're
discovered last year--eight by Prof. Pc
ters, len by Palisa, biz great European,
rival In the art Of pianetoid hunting, ,and
one each by two other observers. Only
Twelve were discovered In 1878.
An OIL City frishman, having signed
The rledee, was charged soon afterward
With having drank. :. Twas me absent
rniudedness, said Pat, .an' a habit ]
have Of ialkin' wild meself. ! sed 10 me.
self. ssz /, .Pat.cum in an have dhrinE.
No, GER stz Is.Ive sworn off" "fhin
III drink alone,' seq to meself. San
IN xsit for ye outside, sec |. An
when myself cum out, faith an he was
dh,unk. 3l
A well husbanded lady is now resid.
ing in the State OF Arkansas. She If
s,xty.6ve years of age and is now living
with that courageous man who has as
sumed the position of being her four
,eenth husband. 1t is said that in the
hall of tae house are thirteen pegs, upoI
each II which hangs q hat duly labelee
as the property Of each OF the defunc
husbands. Il nust take considerab't
courage so hang up yoar hat" in tina
kali.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
Rewarded on his Death-Bed.

A touching incident recently occurred
d one Of the hospitals at Paris. A
youne honss surgeon named George
Herbeliu, % years old, had been very
devoted to the young patients, among
whom croup and diphtheria we're raging,
and ct last symptoms Of the latter dread
dissase we're noted In himself. and be
went home to die. While on bis DEATH
bed. the circumstances were related to
Prssident Grevy, who had an interview
With the Grand Chsncellor Of the Le-
gion OF Honor. Who at once awarded to
him the cross OF the order. The young
surgeon received the decoration with in
dications OF great JOY, and died clasp-
ing the ribbon. attached to the cross.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

CNsver heard the Chinese version
Of Rip Van Wrinkle, did your The
Chinese RIP was . patrisrch named
Wang Chih He wss gathering 6rewood
one dsy on Che mountsius OF Ku Chow,
wten be found ! grotto where some old
men we're playing chess. Az be watched
them obe of them gave him what looked
like . dstc-stone, telling bim 10 put ], in
hls mouth. No sooner had be tasted IL
than be ceased 10 feel hunger and thirst.
By md By one Of the players said ali
b long since you came here; you should
20 hone now" Wang ChiE went to
saksup his sxe. md found the handle
had mosltlered into dust. Undismayed.
howevef, be vent home, but found that
centuries had passed since be went out
vood- cutting No vestige OF his kius-
folk remained. he retreated to . cell IN
The mountains, and devotiug himself to
religious exercises finally attained i'm.
mortality Z
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
TIE SPIRIT or DEMOCRACY.
NssDlT, nARcH ., 1850.


"a
@ flames K. Polk Saunders came into
the oour, room like tramp crawling
ont of q haystAck. and his arrival star
led grin which broadened and doomed
until everybody laughed outright. He
bad 6rst fallen into the mud. Then he
had tumhled over nd ash-heap t. sst
,hs color In hunting for . roost. he
had crswled into box OF hay. and hay
stuck 10 him like the Common Council
20 had nomination for Office. A piece
Of skin was gone nom his nose, bis
saf was bloody, aud in pulling him of
his meet the police had torn his coat
from top TO hnttom. Bfsh offered 10
bet oil his Mexican war, medals against
. nickle that james K. Polk was the
worst looking prisoner in North Ameri-
q, hut there we're no takers.
II plead guilty." said James, as he
sQuinted up at the court. fsisl5s
ITO whslfn & 81
~To anything you want me to-"
prisoner at the bar, you can Co." re-
piled the judge.
~Whar to r.
AOut OF doors! You can't plead
guliv to anything In this court"
-Wby can't Z fy ,
.Because you cant. II you think the
people Of The State OF Michigan are go.
iae 10 scraps you off snd rub you down
you are mistaken. Go right out Of
Aao - fst. = =. -. -.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
ROAD NOTICE.

NOTICE is hereby given that petition. will
IN be presented to the Commissioners. Of Mon
roe County Ohio, at their next session. to be
held on the first Monday in March. 1880, pray
praying for review. and alteration Of county
road along the following described route to
wit, beginning at . gum tree, about seventy
five yards from the county line. thence to the
left Of the present road through lands Of Simp-
SON Henderson and crossing the road at the
foot Of the hill to the right, and intsrsecting
with the present road at q pair Of bars oppo-
site said Handerson's Dwelling House.
feb3, ,80-w5. MANY PETITIONERS.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
TO THE PUBLIC.

NOTICE is hereby given that I win not pay
IN a note calling for $40, dated March a3d
1873, to run one year, given by me to Lavocis
Kent, as an amount paid thereon has not beer
credited. All persons are warned against pur'
chasing or trading for said note.
febS, SOW. RACHEL BARKER.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
ROAD NOTICE.

NOTICE 10 hsreby given, tha. . petition
IN will be presented to the Commissioners
Of Monroe County, at their next session, to
be held on the first Monday Of March, 1880,
for srevisw on the county road leading from
Cross Keys, at the county line, to Woods
nsld. Ohio. beginning at Wolf Pen on the
lands Of Isaac Cline, following tha old road
as near as practicable, through the lands Of
Morris Covert, deceased; thence through the
lands Of D. W. Daugherty; thence through
the lands of Howard Farnesworth to intersect
the Bates review at an elm tree on the lands Of
81. Framework. Also, to locate Q bridge at or
near Howard Farnesworth's.
ianS7, ,'80w6 PETITIONERS.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

recent lecture Mr.. Joseph Cook remark
I'd that The aggregation OF bioplastic
germs evidence an irresistible tendency
10 correlats the molecules in inverse
ratio to the capillary process Of diferen-
tiat,oD." Although the painful fact has
hitherto been kept profound secret by
sbs fc1 70 whom II was known, Il is
sevident that furthes altemps 70 sup
press the scandal would he useless. and
We are reluctantly obliged, therefore, says
The Chicago ztibsae. to give It further
puhlicity..
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
PAINTING and GRAINING.

A. n. SCALES, the old Painter Of
Frame Brothers Carriage Mandatory Barnes
Vile, has opened shop In Beallsville, Ohio.
He Is prepared to execute all kinds Of Paint
ing and Graining in the best style. Painting
Carriages and Buggies speciality.
dec25, ,'77m6. sE
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT,
Estate of Lydia j. Way, Deceased.

THR undsrsigned has been appointed and
i qualified q. Administrator Of the estate o.
Lydia J. Way ,lateiof Monroe County, deceased
Dated this 18th day Of January, A. D. 1880.
jan20, 'S0,wS. W. q. WAY.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
A. L. NORRIS,
REAL ESTATE AGENT,

JERUSALEM MONROE CO., O.
CPEcIAL attention paid TO the selling and
- trading Of farms, and desire all persons
wishing to sell or trade their property to
send me their names and address, describing
tleir land and property, their lowest cash
price. and where they desire to locate, and
will come and see them, or write, as the case
may require, giving them all the Information
and assistance am able to give. intend
to devote my entire time and attention to
this business. and will make no charge unless
| make . sale for you. I mean what say,
and wish you to write to me at Jerusalem,
Mon roe County, Ohio. ian20, soft.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

These examinations will commence at 3
o'clock 4. m. and close st 4 p. m.
A fee Of so cents IL required from each
applicant, As condition Of examination, and
must be paid in advance.
By order Of the Board.
8. scHoolcRAFr. Clerk.
ian27, ,'sotd.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
TO THE PUBLIC.

NOTICE IL hereby given that my wife
IN Lydia ]. Morrow, having left my bed
aud board without just cause or provocation,
will not be responsible for any debts con.
tracted by her. WILLIAM MORROW.
jan27, ,T0w3.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
Notice to Teachers.

T,HR Board Of Examiners Of Monroe Coun.
/ ty will hold meetings foe the examine
tion Of Teachers as follows:
woodsheld, Saturday, February IA, 1880.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

y. -
Simmons Liver Regulator
For DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION. Jaundice'
Billions attacks, SIcx HBADAcus, Collie. Da
preston OF SSpirits, 5ouR srOMAcH, Heart
Burn, &C., 5fe $50
1T HAS NO EQUAL.
This unrivaled Southern Remedy Is war.
ranted not to contain single particle Of
MERcuaY,or any injurious mineral substance
but is
PURELY VEGETABLE.
II you feel drowsy. dsbiltated, have fre
ouent headache, mouth tastes badly, poor
appetite and tongue coated. you are suferlIp
from torpid liver or.'billousnsss and moth
ing viii cure you SO speedily and permanently
as to take
simmons Liver Regulator.
It is given with safety and the happiest
results to the most delicate infant. It taxes
the place of quinins and bitters OF every
kind. 1t is the cheapest, purest and best
family medicine in the world.
IN. ZEIlIN & CO.. Philadelphia, Pa
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02
DRESS MAKING.
Rooms Above Jones' Store.

MISS r. A JONES
uAS just received new supply Of Spring
IL Patterns for Ladies, Misses and Chill
dren, and solicits the patronage Of the ladies
Of Woodshsld and vicinity. She is prepared
TO DO FIRST CLASS WORK.
Also, cut and ct for those who desire to have
them made elsewhere.
Patterns Of al styles for sale--aprl TENS
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

eE to e00 per day at home. Samples worth
G W 0kV $b.free. Address srrHsox Co.
Portland, Maine. deo2,79Y.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

cRH week in your own town. Terms and
JOO IS outfit free. Address b. HALLsrr 4
Co., Portland, Maine. dee2, '7sY.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-03-02

Ask the recovered
Dyspeptics, Bilious
Sufferers. Vic inns Of
Fever and Ague, the
Mercurial Diseased
Patient, how they re-
covered Health. Cheer.
! 'ul Spirits and Good
Appetite will
tell You by taking
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-12-27
pardlv that folks had nicknamed him

gardly that folks had nicknamed him
"Pinch-me-Redr." Before he went to
market he ordered his housekeeper to
roast whole joint of meat and bake two
big loaves. He came home from market
in bad temper and soon went to bed.
Two hours afterward he got up and told
the servant to take the meat and loaf
to Thomas Hownham's cottage. The
man did as he was told, opened the door
the poor man had left unbolted, and put
the bread and meat on the stool, not lik-
ing to disturb the sleeping family. The
farmer was vexed the next morning at
what he had done, and explained it in
this way. He had meant to invite some
acquaintance to supper who often teased
him because he was such miser. He
thought he would wait till they passed
his door and surprise them by the un-
expected invitation, but sudden shower
of rain fell and they went home another
way. This is what put the farmer into
such bad temper. When he got to bed
he dreamed three times that Thomas
Hownham and his family were starving,
and therefore had sent the food. He re-
GREETED his generosity, but it was too late
| to recall it.-Early Days.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-12-27
TRAVELLING WITH A cow.

A Fair Haven man bought cow in the
morning at eight O'Clock. AT eleven
O'Clock he had lost confidence in the
judgment that tempted him into the dairy
business. The cow was obtained in
neighboring farming district, and the
buggy, leading the cow behind it by
rope. The intentions of the man were
good. The intentions of the cow were
very Indifferent. She compelled her new
owner to drive leisurely, quite so, and to
make frequent stops, and ''induce'' her to
keep up with the team. She was under
the impression that she had been bought
for a s'hold back" when going down hill,
and liked it so well that she held back all
the way. Hil ~
1t was three hours before the combina-
ton of man, horse, buggy and cow neared
home. Another element of zoology ap-
appeared at this point and made matters
still more interesting for the man, for the
horse, for the cow and for the buggy. 1t
| Was uOS WHOSE ''DdTR
went out to see" and conquered. The
| rope interfered with the cows ability to
reach the dog, so she did the next best
| thing and danced about until she had her
horn and head entangled in the spokes
of the buggy wheels. The horse judging
that there was fun going on and that he
was not enjoying his share, began to run
away, but the cows horn in the buggy
! wheel prevented his taxing anything with
him but the fragments of a harness which
he took in hurry. By this time the man
had left the buggy seat, a matter in which
he had no choice, and with the assistance
of some gentlemanly neighbors was en-.
deavoring to extricate the cow, while
another gentlemanly neighbor threw
| stones at the dog. The COW finally made
one grand jump and got clear, leaving
the wheel spokeless and tireless.-Neo
Hauen Register.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-12-27
sssTOCK POOR"

Many farmer is kept poor by keeping
too much stock, says the Massachusetts,
Ploughman. He would be prosperous if
the stock was of the right kind. 1t does
not pay to keep cows through the winter
that are dry pretty much all the time. 1t
does not pay to keep over lot of lean
and fractions steers in the expectation
that they will make good working cattle
by waiting long enough. All such ami
mails should be sold to those who have
more food in store than their present poor
owners. Good stock-superior stock
pays for itself all the time. A herd of
cows is well worth wintering that will
pay in milk and butter more than the cost
of their keep. No other kind ought there
fore, to be kept on farm. When cows
show beyond a question that they cannot
give milk enough nor milk good enough
to pay for their support and yield liberal
support besides, it is time they were dis
posed of on almost any terms that will
clear them off the farm. 1t is the same
with all creatures that are an incumbrance
on the farm instead Of profit; let them
be put off without delay, and let the So
called sentiment in the case be eradicated
by healthier considerations of what con-
stitutes thrifty and profitable farming.
The farmer owes it to himself to clear out
everything that is trash or worthless,
and begin and build up on sound basis.
The more poor stock he keeps the poorer
he is in consequence himself.