The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-11-26
All Sorts.

II " Alid with my lost ones soon shall be,
All Sorts>
Why are bushes like. girls? BE
cause they become women.
Says French crisic 81 like ci,
"A before, she gets woplanish, and a wo
man before she gets girlish."
An ounce Of keep you, -mouth-shu
is bettcr than 10 pound OF cxplana
lions after You have said it,
There is a kind of honesty that j,
nothing but fear, and sort of pa.
thence which is nothing but lazincss
This is the season Of the year when
bad Indians commence signing treat.
les Of peace and drawing government,
J,.y blankets forth winter.
Kansas City has girl dentist an.i
she pulls out Il tooth with such ravisi,
ing sweetness That half the youths in
shat place now live on Cruel.
The Radicals just now arc CRAFTY.
tpg thFif malice by. abusing Senator
Hampton. They are virtuously in
dignant because lie called John S;or
-i1;a Dsnpaliar. ua
"a SuiHnhtnun can cut more wood
thnn while man and do it with less
labor, but when he comes to fishing or
whiting lie is Il hundred years be-
'sl2 Find tic age -
An old lady with several unmarIi
ell daughters fed them on ii,l, die,
because il lis rich in phosphnrous, and
phosphorous is the essential thing in
making matches.
AZ forty years OF age a man looks
back over his life and wonders what
I, he did it. for, and then turns wislful
fully towards the fu,nrc, and keeps
on doug the same thing.
A negro was put upon The stand as
witness, and the judge inquired If he
%, understood The nature Of an oath
-0s 'Fnr cetting, hos6," said Tie t.,,,x.p.
3" !" off ! swear 30 u lie ! must stick tt.
e. ;iim.'s' -,
y6.13 Garfield ought to he content. lie
81. sEts a. member of Congress, a lni,od
Nv -. States Senator rcr, from Ohio. and
President elect of the United States
lie is solid MuI,toun, three l,undrrt
.+r) aud twenty'nnc. ys@
"lyenra 10 ,mc your mill goes aw
ful siow." saiH IN impatient farm, |,
sS1y ~ uli"l Si)'lItl cav tllGt al
as fsibtet'h ynilsgrind it. Ll'EIow lonu ,l.
YOU think you could do H.. m,
lndi" 'tIill~ starved 10 DEATH
answered the boy.
When Doctor J. and Lawyer ID
were walking arm in arm, - Wa. sai,i
Ia - friend :"Ilnsc two arc jnst equal
10 one hiyhwayman." 'Whv," asked
,s isls' friend. "Because," lej.incd The
80 Wng, Ill is lawyer and doctor
yonr money or your tfe."
:" ''S Apropos CT the proposition 10 break
,u,,r W the. Solid Sonth, Tie New IuYh
60, Uorld pertincn,|s says lha, IN a !,,I-
'- ~ South there is strcng,h ;,gsin,u
.,LRadicat rn(i0aojlmpnr s,>wllilu .liy,,- !
ed South would fall an easy pr,,.
OK Herein is food fnr thought.
Young men talk OF trusting to the
s:'nrpfthe occnsion.. That trust is
vain. Occasions cannot make SPURS.
~ 3fyou expect to wear spurs You must
'SN1' win them If you wsl, to use tIcu,
au ,,gpn must buckle them 10 your own
IA heels before you 60 int" Tie fight
''''"' Tennessee Repu,lial.onisr ran Il
separate ticket and defeated tie req
nlar Democratic ticket, and now the !
Radicals will make settlement, pa, . |
ing dollar for dollar. The Repn,!iu. !
y, tionisis have to.pay the money, and
have To undergo tue modification OF |
al %, Radical Governor To boot. /
~ I'2 A huge Yankee in England. ON to-
Ing prOtusely thanked Tor having 10
.s'f scued II lady from Tie attack of a e..
rocious dog, which he seized by lhu
80, throat and lEInlllcd. said. "Of course
t.,tt was lad 10 hel, the girls huI whnt