The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1880-01-30


(Which Is in the State of Maine) I
We hev got en-.
Their aint no doubt Nv il.
For neetnis of idee and facility of ex
ecooshen. the Maine plan lays all owe
tue MOO York repeetin noshun, and i.
81 macn 'sooperIor TO the Mississippi
ldee ez daylight is to darknis.
Maine Is to Mississippi ez a piano is
To a jewsharp.
Between the Maine plan and the Moo
YORK plan NV repeetin there amt no
mere comparison than there is between
the Moo York Central railroad and q
Kentucky corduroy.
The trouble about the Mississippi plan
NV carryin the state for the Dimocrisv 1s
700 hev To waste a good deal Nv money
In powder and shot, and ther is sutkin
not altogether pleasant in shootin a radi-
kel. His wife and dawters alluz make n
fuss mat Is unpleasant, onless the by
ISLANDERS are sufficiently full to be en-
tIrely obllVious, witch, in the very naeber
Nv things, can't be, for man full enuff
OF sod-corn whisky not to feel sum sort
Nv pity Tor a weepin woman coodent hev
the nerve to shoot her husband at all.
a slobberln woman isn't agreeable oh
Ject even to IL citizen Nv YaZOo.
Inc MOO York plan Nv carryin a
eIekshun is open to the objecshun Nv ex-
pense. The average Irishman will hev
so much llkker and so much money for
every time he repeets, and his leeder hez
got 10 be seen and he must hev his
wni.cK with the rest. To kerry a Dime
kratik majority in the CITY NV Moo York
sufhshent TO drown out the rest nv the
stale Is expensive and troublesome
thing.
But the kerryin Nv Maine for the
Dlmocrisy, agin Republican majority,
wuZ nu trouble at all, and no expense or
bother All Gov. Garcelon did wuz to
let people vote He did not shoot Re
pumpkins, ez we in Mississippi, or buy
irish, ez we in Moo York. Their wuz NO
with the freedom Nv the
poIes-eyery man vOtid which had rite |
10. Nothln Good be fairer than the |
eisckshun, az everybody will admit |
The Republicans went to bed the mite nv |
the eiecshun feelin that they had kerried |
the state and the average DImocrat con |
seeded it. N'i'-
None Nv en- knOde the skeem that WIZ
reV"iyIn IN the mind NV Garcelon, the
Napoleon Nv the northeast. The Re
publIkIn elected to the legislacher found
few days after that he wuzn't electid al
III: IN the returns wuZ found It's that
lednt been crossed and is tibet hedn't
Oeen dottid, and he wuz throwd out he
;oz the returns were defective. There
Vuz no errors in the Demekratic dees-
rlcts. 1t he'd bin fixed that the is
hould all be crossed and the is all dot.
I'd; but wo to the Republican deestricks
Vher this important matter he'd hin
ieerllsly ATTENDED to. We hev the legis-
acher and the next senator, and the con
role Nv the state.
DImekrats NV Moo York, stop buyin
otes. There is a shorter way to victory. {
Dimekrats Of Mississippi, throw away ,
our shotguns, and stop buying powder
no slugs. a yankee Dimekrat hez t
how'd 700 better way Nv beetin a ma 1
ority. Violence and bribery is PLAYED i
ut-Garcelon hez pinted out better |
'ay and cheaper. q
viii we stand firm9 The man which G
IN conceive SIGH a thing ought to have |
ne stamina to kerry it out. / know he I
Ill L hev bin with him four DAYS. and
he don't am no judge OF human ma /
ler-uv his kind. a
Halleloojy! l see lite. 1t breaks in v
he East. l hev an addishnel proof of b
lie truth NV the scriptures, for is it not "
rItten that the wise mem cum from the O
asst. 1t should hev bin addid also. k
lat "a great many NV the recklis ones o
I'm from the same seckshun. j
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