, 1880-10-09

" ashamed. When innIl c!oscs Its eyes 10
TS1e ] na ,s osns y s ,S ao! Ial II with p s ex
afal most salient POINTS uf Ills character.
We GO not noan to affirm that husband
SHOULD tnn,cly submit TO M rltrnge fthm Ills
a1 ifo o T'1t o e9say9ns csp s + 5 free hnr s't Il
q inst why ,nf administering welt-sleseryctl
rcbsikc, without q fpo!lstl exhibition OF
wrath 2 true husband, Whatever mag be bis
pTfEyosa,t9{ {rs shoad s,r 70 far os his dig
Human scti.hnc+s Il tic principal riot Of
nll fa,ntly oyils, and tho young shnats and
sprouts q discorf spring from II into repnl;
yg sr,St S Il All and ,scS"s as fnsv Th'{ a ' a ~ n
young locust shrubs, md quite rs difficult to
eradicate from! the surrounding snt. They
soSoll oyers!.a'inw md destroy the bright
t,sy shrivs ai, Ss s"scr aSs the g!"!,. % "A'''
,llusbalds ana wives caH Yield to each
othcr's wishes IN most cases without sacri-
ilelng their solf-rcspect: they can conform to
they chi 30 hnppy. m. we'll rs miserable 70.
Eetller; they can liye IN pcnco md harmony
MS we'll rs in continuous state Of domestic
warfare. It requires no greater. effort to
words, arc easier spoken than harsh ones.
Husbands and wives frequently attempt to
pal'inte their differences and dlsngree,nenis
by suci, frivolous excuses as Mnc0ngentality
imposslbIe for the1n to tt,ink. fsc,, aad aee ct
cxnctly alike, how simple md Rensibe # il
10 1neet upon q sort of halfway ground, ntltl
waive the point or drop the subject they nre
more ,bennttf'll than that Of husband and
wlfa trying to Hive In peace and harmony tn
getller, Respecting mud needing each others
M:,s,es, and hopefully striving 10 make each
Husbands, gonernlly, consist of three dis
ttnct and characteristic classes: the fnst
'h,,ana, hnma, tho domestic bear and tho model h''s-
Tlie fast man is rarc,y found Mt home.
Whero he spends his evenings Is a mystery
70 Ills family: lie generally possesses pas
sion for playing billiards, md has fot,dncss
for, stimulating beverages. lie Ii careless
md loves to intend llorse-raccs md llaMgg
about places of questionable resort. I1o
dresses sometimes very extrayagantly, for
wlitcl. external splendor lie y uIdorr, heavy
Ignorant, but atlects to knew . great tlcNl
nl,uut tho turf and tho drn,lln. Sometimes a
fnst mans wife is q very worthy, patient, and
pnus woman WHO loves and wits nppn him
to understand or account for, but inore fire.
gcntIy .fstat men liaye tGst wives, and botl,
live useIHSs md foolish lives. They soon
grow Indifferent to the ccnsur9 OF thoir snps-
rfors, alltl sometimes actually pride thunl-
selves upon their batl regulations.
The domestic l,ear Is usually All Individual
With = very solemn, and sanctiEnonious
S:r nr lie fittcqqsny y,da drsses s,ol,t IN tread
wears a, see1y stovcpipe hnt. His coun-
il Ills "bctter'haifH s. us a stronsininsed oiItel
woiaan there is apt to bs great den! Of
scandal TO carry about tic town,-a kindly
service that many persons nre pleased 10 per
form.
The domestic bear co.ncs home from Ills
business at ntglitfalt willl SLOW and steady
pace: Ills clllItlren hush their loud laughter
and llnddle hnrrledly Into obscilre corl.ers,
rs Il nfrai4 Ut hfm; llc ls extremely nervous
from his pocket scientific 0r religious news
paper. and soon becomes profoundly nib
sorbel III its contents, pnusing now md tholl
from hts critical contemplation Of the paper
unfortunate ins!iy1dual who nay tiioughties-
" utter M audible word.
The head OF tho domestic boar becomes
ba'l nt MI early ,nge, and the cr0w.tracks
begln to gnther about the corners of his eyes
pren,aturely: ho is very precise in his con
vcTsntiOn, nnd he usu8 ponderOus words mud
constructs sttltt4l sentences, not only beyond
tito comprehension Of his own family, but
a1sp superior to the understanding Ut most
lio yrowIs at tic most trivial thing; he be-
comes thoroughly inceissed at the slightest
Ero.yocatlon md rAEaly expresses any satls-
cl,nnlcnily int, Ills ci,nlr Mt tic j,euti Of
the table, inarttcu!atcly !nu,nbles Ills thanks
TO the Giyer OF all good fol, the boMntfful
raves because tllorc Is too much crcu,n md
sugar III his ten or aaleratus In the biscuit.
Sometimes tho wifa Of tha domestic hpnr
IS Quiet, tnofIenslye, alMl submissive little
porious w!l! Of her self-constlti,teA lord al,t
| master. SlIo seldom conversea With him OK
cept when she wants II few necessary things