The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-08-13
NEW NoR'-wEsTERs.

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--.Good name In man woman dea-, my Lore
L. the immediate jewel Of their souls.
ALI between the cradle and coffin is un.
certain.
-Jsy Gould has donated 800, 1000 to b
used for the relief of distressed farmers il
Kansas.
The next transit of Venus occurs IL
1882, but after that there will not be anoth
or for 100 years.
The PAGER, Sotrel Dan. was sold IL
Chicago recently to Ira Bride, for Chicagt
parties, for 81, 600. 1
Turkey can't borrow dollar for wal
purposes, and yet she wants to fight every
body and everything. .'a a...
The Egyptian obelisk which recently
arrived in New York il OF red granite and
was bewn in the days Of Thotmes. about
8, 400 years ago. The shaft weighs about
200 tons and Is 70 feet long-all one stone.
Senator Conkling is going to take
about two weeks Of salmon fishing before
beginning campaign work. and it is said
that he will make the latter particularly
hot when be gets at it.
"A boy will 60 10 swimming and fool
around in the water tor hours together, but
VIXEN told to wash bis face he will have al
mSs. hydrophobic dread of half pint OF
wsser in the basin.
From the census returns thus far re-
oetved it looks as If Michigan had popu-
lation of at least 1905, 900, an increase o!
42u, 600 since 1870. That State will gain at
least one member Of Congress under the
new apportioument.
In selecting location for house, ad-
vises prominet physician, make note of
the prevalent winds that they be from the
house toward all swsmpy and miasmatic
localities, and not from miasmatic localities
toward the house.
"A humorist leaps Raily upon the step
of an omnibus and cries cheerfuily to the
conductor, is the ark full?" "No, sir"
replies the jovial conductor. "We have
kept a seat for you. What, ho within
there Room for the monkey J!
I'm Chan turpeutins, q rare and much
adulterated product, DR.. John Clay; OF Bir-
mingham, England, believes he has discov-
cred specific for cancer. BY its aid be
CLAIMS to have cured several severe cases
without resort to surgical operations.
Nasty takes pride in the services Of
his father and grandfather in one war or
another. As to himself, he says d" My
military record is clear. In the late rebel
lion I served by substitute. furnished
three substitutee, all Of whom are In good
health to-dAy-in Canada"
The Bomte dc Chambord (called by his
partisans Henry ", OF France) very natu-
rally detssts the anti Jesuit DEGREES. In q
recent private letter he expressly describes
them az "detestable." as an audacious
defiance to the sacred rights Of truth and
conscience" and a. recalling the worst
days Of religious persecution" ne a.
--Soule. OF New York, Is said to have
offered $1,000 to the person who could
demonstrate to him the possibility OF base
ball being curved in the air. He has re-
oeivsd many offers from parties prepared
70 prove that such feat can be performed
and he now intends to divide the amount
into two prizes, the first to 60 to the pitch
er who can make his ball describe the
create ct curve. .-..
Says the Coney Island Nevs Among
the walters st one of the hotels on tn,
beach arc two Polish counts, an Austrian
diplomat, bankrupt brewers French ma
gician, IA Italian tenors from Germany,
cornet players. three unappreoiated Germal
tragedians, % ladies' hair dressers, 513 bar
bers and Eve elder sons who expect to b,
heirs to, castles on the Rhine. Such an ar
ray OF promiscuous talent has rarely beer
combined, but many Of them are poor math
ematicians and are consequently very stu
pid in giving correct change" ...-
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