Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-05
BKESlIfES.

WHAT is the spOtmOSt dear to cattle
Their fodderland.
HENRI RoCHEFoRT has been writing q
communistic novel.
SOME of the most timid girls are not
frightened by loud bang.
CAN man intoxicated by music be
said to be alright?
OLD maids are described as TENDERS
from which the sparks have fled"
A NEW brand of tobacco is called the
"Buzz Saw Fine cut, of course.
A FAINT pocket-book never won fair
lady. 1t Is the man who wins.
CANADA has no mint, and consequent
Iy the juleps Of that country must lack
flavor.
In Hood county, Texas, at the last
election Garfield did not get single
vote.
SOME wise man writes "Bustle is
not industry" Neither is corset fin
ance.
"NoT good if detached" may apply
as well to married people as to railroad
tickets.
FEMALE eeonomy-buying haH-dollar
straw hat, then putting $11.50 worth of
trimmings on it.
CAMBRIDGE College, England, has de-
cided to drop Greek from the list of re-
CURED studies.
MILKMEN very rarely have water on
the brain. They put it where it is far
more profitable.
NEVER run up small debts. Creditors
are like children-the smaller they are
the more they cry.
GEN. GRANVILLE N. DODGE says the
Texas Pacific railroad viii run into New
Orleans year from now.
THERE il no fish in the world that viii
increase in weight like trout after it
has been pulled from the water.
ANEnglishman is never so natural as
when he is holding his tongue" says
the heroine Of Mr.. James new story.
A MAN may carry a watch for years
and still be unfamiliar with the wheels
of the little ticker. They travel in cog.
Rev. JOSIAH HANSON, Harriet Beecher
Stoves original "Uncle Tom" is to
have new $4,000 church at Dresden,
Ont.
TIE London Times calls attention to
the fact that Washington Irving's fame
as a writer increases with the lapse of
time.
THE Emperor William of Germany is
represented as very feeble, and has to be
lifted in his carriage when about to
ride.
THE latest caprice is to have ones
bedroom upholstery to match ones
dresses, and china to match the bed
room.
A MAN has no remedy for his hair fall
ing off. A woman can always use hair
pins and keep on as much hair as she
likes.
SIR THOMAS BoUoH, the engineer who
built the Tay bridge, died not long ago,
worn down with modification and
chagrin.
MUPFs match the bonnet, and are
trimmed with ecru lace, wide ribbon
bows, and ornaments Of gold, silver,
steel and jet.
The waste basket in an EDITORS Office
is nearly as important as his paper.
What properly belongs in one should
not go in the other
THE Boston Journal Of Commerce
publishes lot of dyeing recipes, but
none of them beat the old way of fooling
with an empty shotgun.
"GATH," says Gen. Rosecranz, sis
rather excitable man, with not enough
lid to the top of his head, so that a lit
tie heat underneath raises the said top
right of. :"
BEWARE of quarels. They are often
raised about the merest trifes, and yet,
when once begun, are with the greatest
difficulty imaginable brought to aefriend-
ly conclusion.
The MeXicans of chihuahua call upon
the United States to help pay the offered
reward of $4,000 and 500 per scalp for
their determination of Victoria and his
band Of Apaches.
So MANY persons commit suicide by
jumping off the three bridges across the
Tiber, at Rome, that a philanthropical
society keeps boatmen at each bridge in
order to rescue the unfortunate.
MISS KATE FIELD is the daughter of
j. M. Field, of ST. Louis, Journalist
and dramatic critic, who married an
actress, Miss Riddle Miss Field is their
only child. She was born in st. Louis.
A PETITION to the Legislature is being
circulated throughout Georgia asking
for the repeal Of the present convict sys-
tenn, and the substitution of a new sys-
tenn which shall be more in harmony
with the dictates of humanity and the
spirit of the age.
QUEEN VICTORIA still shows herself
heartily interested in art and invention.
In Scotland she happened to drive past
field in which a new reaper and binder
was being tried. She stopped her car
rage Immediately, making inquiries as
to the working and construction of the
machine, and expressed herself greatly
pleased with the opportunity Of knowing
something about this implement.
THE old apprenticeship system has
been revived by manufacturer at
Springfield, Mass. The boys bind them
selves for six years, and are to receive
from cents an hour at the beginning to
10 at the end. In addition, 2 cents an
hour will be placed to their credit, and
paid on their discharge, thus providing
for each about $500 for start on his
own account. The employer stipulates
for ffty-eight hours of work a week. and