New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-04-14
What q Paris Dog Can DO.

A PARIS correspondent of the New
Orleans Rcoyu,ze tells the following
story: "Thcre is terrier in cafe,
Rue St. uonorc, that no sooner sees an
habitual customer enter than he runs
up to the newcomer, opens his mouth
and looks imploringly at the customer.
The latter so well understands the pan
tomimc that he puts sou in the open
mouth. The terrier bounds to the door
and in all instant is at the nearest pastry
cooks. The latter gives the dog
cake, which he brings to his ben
efactor, who breaks the cake into three
pieces. One is forthwith given the ter
rier; the dog, having eaten it, stands
on his hind legs, lets the customer put
the second piece of cake on his (the
dog's) nose, lets itstay there untouched
until the gentleman raps ten times on
the table; ut the tenth rap the terrier
to8es the cake in the air and catches it
before it,falls to the floor. The gentle
man then takes the third piece Of cake
in his hand and says: Billy, you have
eaten two Of the three pieces of cake.
There are thousands of dogs in Par
is who have never tasted apiece of cake.
Now, Billy, if you be gentleman-and
believe you are 4 gentleman, Billy
you will take this third piece of cake
and lay it in the street for dogs that are
not as we'll off in this world as you are.
The terrier takes the third piece of cake
in his mouth, carries it to the street,
leaves it there, returns to the customer,
looks inquiringly at him, as much as to
ask, Have done the genteel thingp'
and lies down to doze until another Gus
toner enters"
Senator Sharon once dined with a
literary club in New York. At the ta-
BILE he quoted from history, and, SO the
story goes, little man at his right
joined issue on the question. Sharon
Waxed a trifle warm, and insinuated
that his opponent might be clever
sort of man, but history was not his
forte. After dinner Sharon remarked
to friend: ''Who is that little fellow
there who disputed my deasr' ''Ban-
croft, the historian
Ex-senator Willard Warner, Of
Alabama, who has been spending some
days in Washington, was approached
the other day by q colored man
from his State with request for fifty
dollars, the man saying: $ You are in
office, and can lend me money!
Warner replied that he was not in of.
fee. "Why!'' exclaimed the colored
nan in establishment, FAINT you
still EX-SENATOR
This is the way Italian cream is
made: Soak one-third of a box of gela-
tine in little cold milk. Bring to q
boil one quart of rich milk; then stir in
a cup of sugar, the beaten yelks Of six
eggs and the dissolved gelatine. When
it begins to thicken, take from the fire
and pour over the beaten whites. WHIP
together; flavor to taste and pour into
form. Make q few hours before
needed.
"A stage driven by J. A. D. Dwye1
was overturned by q sharp wind II
Boulder Canyon, Col, the Other morn
ing, and fell down an embankment
severity feet. Dwyer received injuries
whic-4 resulted in his death. No othel
persons were seriously hurt.
| Lit is said New Haven maj
smokes several cigars day throughou
| every even year, but in the odd year
not one from January / to Decembe
the last. This is without inconveni
ence, and is q habit Of fifteen years
| standing.
Young man, when you marry, mar
II ~ girl that can cook. It is the gil
that can cook that gives; man Zeal
/ solid comic IosDa State Register.
The easiest way to remove rust fror
iron is rubbing it with rag dipped j
oil Of tartar. The rust will disappea
q, immed iatelY Ezchassge. 5gs !.
TIE officers Of the English army,
Zululand were ordered to discard allsil
sigma Of rank in ordernot to attracttl
attention Of the sayaees, an. thus pr
, serve their n7es. But twas the eau
Of their death. For, although Get
Z wayo ordered his men to bring the Of
III GERS in alive, and told them the Office
}. carried swords, the men guns, yet sth,
could not tell them apart and killed the
) indiscriminately
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