Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1880-09-17
The Peidler of Patents.

A great deal has been said conc ,ruine the
lcquscious insurance. agent and the provaricst.
ing lighting road msa. but the individual who
pebbles the woodsrtu! compounds, warranted
to cure sl disease, 20 matter OIL how long stand
ing, can Go more soIid lliag and has more un.
blushiug cheek than all the rest put together.
ln so eloquent wsy be Informs the public from
a rcstrum Of dry goods boxes on street corner
that ne has a wonderful Iit.Ie Aad which has
called forth the praise OF tha crowned beads OF
Europe. thar cad Ia few m neots twist the
cramDa III: OF macs stomach, no matter how
stale the watermelon happened TO bs.
'Gentieneu," has says, this medicine wss
originally iUtcuded for :hs crsmps. and was
named the 'Llgh,nlog Cramp RHlisver aud to
its wonderful mediciua! power Queen Victoria,
tho grGod-st OF British Tomeu owes her lite.
PsrAans the tale would bs Interesting to you.
ss other places in Europs, chaoced 20 hear
of death end tEas iao physicians had lost all
hope. l Immediately nasrenAd to Windsor
palace ss sooD as heard the news, end was in.
formed by the court decor :hit the Queen waa
suffering from the most dreadful of spasuodic
cramps aud VAS lisb!e TO die at uoy moment.
u prevailed on him TO trg the Lightning
Cramp Rell YER, pron's cg tha; it would give
instantaneous rrlict. he cid so, apd 10 twenty
four hours the qaeeo was wsIk'ng out 10 tho
Daaca garden ccjoYlu& the breeza, aud the uNxt
day she dined on raast beef sod c0ld cabbage-
which, by the by. is her fs7crtn dct-aud in
sisted on me 0e!1g present. With tears be-
dimmioR her eyes. sho told that she felt ss if
she 0Ted her lie to Amerlosu Industry and my
individual ki1dneJs. Sha bought two dcz q
ootties at ihe remedy ani paid for them 90 the
"oot. Gantitmao FIit yru b. twisted toto the
shaDo of o oorbsur.S with abdomioa oaugs
when this lu,dlciac Is 10 yrur very grasp? Itis
not only gooi tor oramps blt knocks the stuff.
log OUT OF rt'eumsrism, cures drunkenness. is
an au' 'ldoe tor the de itum iremaos. sod you
WILL never base them, 40 matter how much
mean whisky YOU drioR 1t he's bosn WONDER
fully successful 10 braz,ris COUNTY
1T walk@d right iGlo pJpuisr favor dowo
therh, aad the ci!iz sos, 10 nay proseucs, ex-
claimed: Ihcns0vn p!z.n Waure is thy stiog2'
10 not tniok that rl be WITH sou always, for l
leave Tomorrow. 50 this is y>ur last aad only
cnance to Ouc,hsss tho traly ss.rtIlug aud won,
der creating 'Llgh olng Cramp Rsievsr' That's
right, come along Small b ,t.les t1entv five
cents, large ones h.lfs dollar Nov, will take
great pleasure IL showing you snolner article,
1t Is called the 'indestruc .b.e Pan This pen
ls made out of various iusssls, tha number Of
which attn not cosniz.nt yet suopose thera
are portions OF ztuc. cDpuar, 81 littnum snd gold
all OF which. ss you wall k1ow are notsd for
their elasticity, ductnty sud ALSO Durability
This pan can make \ line a. broad as u door
or IS ic 81 n n SIR and NovGr Ss. out of or ter.
take the pan. and l.cIng tnis hard board in
this poation-Sst&h tne ciOss-I rake it, scrapa
1t, use it hnd Sbuse i. in most shameful ma
ner put 1t 10 a test sbili sn; 20 destroy two
groes Of steel psns. aad yet is Is not injured in
tne least. | do this to prove thst it Is really
lndest'u'ti5e. Now. you sea, i. gritss just as
it did before. 1t msses an excellent to oth pick.
and I'll warrant th At If your children should
happen to swallow il tn 4. there is no danger of
its corr ding on the stomach Tney are sold By
the dGZ'n f)r the small sum of twenty-five
cents, -i;h handGcm. G.rmsn silver pen.
holder thrown ia 'or nothing" and thus he rat.
ties On, lying at every jump, and quilting 10 tn,
stray qusrt@r7 - f.st ss ne can haud out his
goods. Houston Post.