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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-01-29
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Beer VIII Not Intoxicate.

have finally cum to the conolus.
ion that lager beer as a beverage is
not intoxicating.
1 have been told so by a German
who drunk it all mite long, just to try
the experiment, and was Obliged 10
go home sober in the morning. I
have seen this same nah drink
eighteen glasses, and il he was drunk
it was in German and nobody could
understand it.
1t 10 proper enuff to state that this
man who kept a lager. beer saloon.
could have no object in stating what
was not strictly true.
/ believe him to the full extent of
my ability. ! never drank but three
glasses OF lager in my life, and that
made my head ontwist as tho il was
hung on the end of string, but |
was told it was owing to my bile be.
was $50 10, for I never YER billed over wus
than / did when / got home that mite.
My wife thot was goin' to die, and
was afraid l shouldn't for it seemed
as tho everything had ever eaten
in my lite was coming to the surface;
and believe that if my wife hadn't
pulled off my boots just as she did
they would have cum thunnderln up
toe.
y, how sick l wux Ii years ago,
and can taste il now.
Inever had so much experience in
so short time.
If any man shud tell me that lager
beer was not intoxicating, / shud be.
lieve him ; but If he shud tell me
that wasn't drunk that mite, but that
my stummiek was out of order, I
should ask him TO state over a few
words just how a man felt and acted
when he was set up.
III wasn't drunk that mite, had
some OF the most natural simptnms
that man ever had, and kept sober.
In the first place il was about
eighty rods from where | drank the
lager beer to mi house, and I was
jest over two hours on tho road, aud
a hole busted through each one of my
pantsloon neez, and didn't have any
hat, and tried to open the door by
the bell-pull and hiccuped awtully
and saw everything in the room try.
in to get round on the back side OF
me, and, sitting down on a chair, |
did not walt long enough for it to
get exactly under me when I was 90.
ing round, and sot down little too
soon and missed the chair about
twelve inches, and couldn't get up
soon enough TO take the next one
that come along and that amt awl,
my wife said / was drunk as beest;
and, az said before, began to spit
up things pretty freely.
If lager beer is not intoxicating it
used me almighty mean, that know.
Still / hardly think that lager beer
il Intoxicating, for / hav been told so;
and / am probably the only man liv-
ing who ever drunk eny when his
liver was not plumb.
| | don't want to say anything
against harmless temperance bev-
erage, but il ever drink any more,
it will be with my mouth pried open.
| don't think lager teer is intoxi-
eating, but, If / remember rite, /
think il tasted TO me like a glass of
soap suds that pickle had been put
tew soak in. JOSH BILLINGS.
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PhYSiCinms.

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The making Of Wagons, Buggiss, Vehicles Of all
names. and Farm Machinery, still goes st the OLD
Stand OF Is
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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1880-12-03
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STATE OF MICHIGAN, 9,
COJryTy OF VAN RyTPES 80

at a session of the Probate Court, for the
County of Van Buren,, holden at the Probate
Office, IN the village OF Paw Paw, on Wednes-
day the 18th day of November, IN the year one
thousand eight hundred and eighty: Present.
Hon. Alfred J. Mills Judge OF Probate. In the
matter of the Estate OF David r. Walker, de-
ceased. On reading and fling the petition
duly verified, of Peter Walker, administrator OF
said Estate. praying fer reasons therein stated,
that he may be licensed and empowered to sell
certain personal estate IN said petition men
toned, belonging to said estate. Thereupon
il is ordered, that Monday the 9th day OF De-
cember. 1880, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, be
assigned tor the hearing of said petition, and all
persons interested in said estate, are required
to appear at a session OF said Court, then to
be holden at the Probate Office, in the village
OF Paw Paw, and show cause, il any there be,
why the prayer OF the petitioner should not be
granted: And it is further ordered, that said
petitioner give notice to the persons interested
in said estate, of the tendency OF said petition,
and the hearing thereof, by causing a copy OF
this Order to be published in the True North
erner, newspaper, printed and circulating in
said County OF Van Buren, for two successive
weeks, at least, previous to said day OF hearing.
ALFRED J. MILLS, Judge OF Probate.
1339t3f6
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SHERIFFvS SALE.

BY virtue OF certain writ of Fieri Facias is
sued out OF and under the seal OF the circuit
court in and for the county OF Van Buren, and
State OF Michigan to ne directed and delivered
against the goods and chattels, lands and tene-
ments, OF Wesley N. Longcor and Dean Long
ccr, 1 did, on the fourth day OF May, A. ID. 1880,
levy upon and seize all the right, title and in
terest OF the SAID Dean Longcor in and to the
following piece or parcel OF land, to-wit: The
east half OF the north east quarter OF section
eleven town four south of range thirteen west,
county OF Van Buren, and State Of Michigan
all OF which l shall expose for sale at public
auction or vendue, to the highest bidder, as the
law directs, at the front door of the court house
in the village Of Paw Paw, in said county OF
Van Buren,, (said court house being the place
OF holding the circuit court for said county, on
Monday, the 18th day OF December, A. ID. $780,
at the hour OF one o'clock in the afternoon Of
SAID day.
Dated this 4th day of November A. d. 1880.
133t7f2 NATHAN THOMAS,
Sheriff of SAID County Of Van Buren,.
GEO. W. LAYTON, Attorney for Plaintiff.
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Chancery Sale.

In pursuance and by virtue of decree of the
Circuit Court for the County Of Van Buren,, in
the State OF Michigan, In Chancery, bearing
date the 18th day OF November, A. ID. 1880,
made in a cause now pending in said Court, in
which John Davenport and Ira Davenport, ex
ecutors OF the last Will and Testament Of Ira
Davenport, deceased, are Compliments, and
William Il. Payne, Mary Payne and Paul 8.
Reynolds, are Defendants l shall offer for
sale, and sell to the highest bidder, at public
vendue, at the front door of the Court House
in Paw Paw, in said county OF Van Buren,, on
Tuesday, the 18th day OF January, A. ID. 1881
at eleven o'clock in the forenoon OF said day
the land and premises described in SAID decree
which description is as follows, viz: That piece
or parcel OF land situated in the county OF Van
Buren, and State OF Michigan, known as the
south half of the southeast quarter Of section
twenty eight (28), in township two (2) south
range sixteen Q6) west containing eighty acres
OF land, more or less. 1340t7flI
Dated Nov, Gath, 1880.
JOHN J. SHERMAN,
Circuit Court Conner. Van Buren, Co., Mich.
Il. d j. d. BURNS, Solicitors for Comprt.
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Chancerv Sale.

In pursuance and by virtue of decree OF the
circuit court for 1.-The county Of Van Buren,, In
Chancery, made and entered on the 18th day OF
November A. ID. 1880. in certain cause therein
pending wherein David Knapp is complainant
and John Disbrow and Aurelia Disbrow are de-
PENDANTS, Notice is hereby given that | shall
sell at public auction to the highest bidder, at
the front door Of the court house, in the village
Of Paw Paw, in said county, Chat being the
building in which the circuit court for said
county is held,) on Friday, the 31st day of De-
cember, A. ID. 1880, at one O'Clock in the after
noon of said day, all that certain piece or parcel
OF land lying in the county OF Van Buren, and
State of Michigan and known as the south half
OF the following description, to-wlt: A strip of
land forty one rods wide from and off the east
side of lot No. three (3) in town one Q) south
OF range seventeen Q7) west; said south half
to contain ten acres of land.
Dated November II, 1880.
1339t7f7 JOHN KNOWLES,
Circuit Court Com'r Van Buren, county, Mich.
q. A. HARRISON, Compl'ts Sol'r.
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Chancerv Sale .

In pursuance and by virtue OF decree OF the
circuit court for the county of Van Buren, IN the
State OF Michigan, In Chancery, in a caase
therein pending in which William r. Hawkins
is complainant and Thomas f. Dodge is de-
PENDANT, which decree bears date the 10th day
Of February, A. ID. 1880, shall offer for sale
and sell at public vendue, to the highest bidder,
at the front door OF the court house OF Van Blu
rem county, State of Michigan, at Paw Paw, in
sa d county, on Friday, the 31st day of Deem
Der, A. ID. 1880, at one O'Clock IN the afternoon
Of said day, the land and premises mentioned
and described IN said decree, which said des-
quarter of the north west quarter OF section
No. twenty four (24) in township No. two (2)
south, range No. fourteen QD west, in the
county Of Van Buren, and State of Michigan,
and containing forty acres OF land more or less
Dated November 10Th A. ID. 1880.
1339t7f5 JOHN j. SHERMAN,
Circuit Court Com'r Van Buren, County Mich.
CHANDLER RICHARDS, Solicitor for Comprt.
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Order OF Publication.

STATE OF MERCHANTMEN Judicial Cir
cuit-Jn Chancery.
L. c.. Bartholomew, Complainant, VS.. Alvira
G. Sweet, Defendant.
Suit pending in the Circuit Court for the
County OF Van Buren,, in Chancery, at Paw
Paw, on the 9Th day of November, a. ID. 1880.
IL this cause it appearing from affidavit or
file, that the defendant Alvira 9. Sweet, Is not
a resident of this State, but is resident OF the
State Of Kansas:
On motion of Harrison and. Rowland. Com
plainant's Solicitor, ii is ordered that the APP
pearance OF said non resident defendant, Alvira
G. Sweet, be entered herein within three months
from the date of this order, and IN case Of Eer
appearance she cause her answer TO the Bill OF
Complaint to be filed, and copy thereof to be
served on the Complanant's Solicitor, within
fifteen days after service OF her OF copy OF
said Bill and notice OF this order; and in de-
fault thereof, said Bill will be taken as corfes
sed by said non resident Defendant. And 1T is
further ordered, that within twenty dayo the
Complainant cause q notice. OF this order TO be
published in the True Northerner, newspaper
printed, published aud circulating in said
county, and that said publication be continued
therein, once in each week, for six weeks IN sue
oesson, or that he cause copy OF this order
TO be personally served On said non resident
Defendant at least twenty days before toe time
| above prescribed for her appearance.
JOHN KNOWLES,
Circuit Court Com'r Van Buren, County,, Mich.
| HARRISON a. ROWLAND,
| 133St7f2l Compliments Solicitor.
! true copy. HENRY S. WILLIAMS, Register.
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STATE OF MICHIGAN, ! 9
COUNTY OF YAN BUREN,
,nonArE CouRr nom sArp CouNry.

PROBATE COURT TOR SAID CoUNty:
At a session OF the Probate Court for said
Comfy, held at the Probate Office, IN the village
of Paw Paw, on Wednesday, tho 1st day CT
December, in the year Of our Lord one thou
sand eight hundred aud eighty. Present, Al
fred j. Mills. Judge OF Probate. In the mat
ter OF the Estate OF Henry e. Mcclure, de-
ceased, David q. Mcclure, administrator, With
VIII annexed, OF said estate comes into Court
and represents that be is now prepared to ron
der his final account "a such administrator
Thereupon il is ordered, that Monday, the 9th
day OF December next, at ten O'Clock in the
forenoon, be assigned for examining and allow
ing such account, and that the heirs at law OF
said deceased, and all other persons interested
in said estate, are required to appear at q ses-
sion OF said Court. then 10 be holden at the
Probate Office IN the village of Paw Paw, in
said county, and show cause, II any there be,
why the said account should not be allowed
And it is further ordered that said admins
traitor give notice to the persons interested in
sand estate, OF the tendency OF said account
and the hearing thereof, by causing q copy OF
this order to be published in the True North
erner newspaper printed and circulating in
said county, three successive weeks previous to
said day of hearing. l341t4f1S
ALFRED j. MILLS, Judge Of Probate.
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Chancery Sale.

In pursuance and by virtue of decree OF the
Circuit Court, for the County Of Van Buren,
and State OF Michigan, in Chancery, bearing
date the 18th day OF April, A. ID. 1880, in Ger
tain cause therein pending, in which julius +.
Barry is Complainant, and Andrew /. Sha II and
Mary Shaft are Defendants, 1 shall offer FOL
sale, and sell to the highest bidder, at public
vendue, at the front door OF the County Court
House in Paw Paw, in said County of Van
Buren,, on the Oath day Of December, A. d.
1880, at one o'clock in the afternoon of said
day, the real estate and premises described in
said Decree which description is as follows, viz
The south half % Of the northeast quarter
90 of the southwest quarter Of section
twenty-one, (21) township one south, range
sixteen west, and Ia the County OF Van Buren,
and State Of Michigan, containing twenty (20)
acres OF land, more or less.
Dated, November Sth 1880. 139St7f4
JOHN J. SHERMAN,
Circuit Court Commissioner.
JONATHAN G.. PARKHURsT,
Compartments Solicitor.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.


By virtue OF two transcript wyits Of Fieri
Pasias, issued out of and under she seal Of the
sreu't SQUIRT in and for the County OF Van Bu-
rem and State OF Michigan, to me directed and
delivered, against the goods and chattels, lands
and tenements, OF Charles II. Anderson, l did,
on the l4th day OF October, A. ID. 1880. levy up
on and seize all the right, title and interest OF
the said Charles III. Anderson in and to the fol-
lowing piece or parcel OF land, to-wit: The
west half OF the north west quarter of section
fourteen, township two south Of range sixteen
west, County OF Van Buren, and State OF Mich
igan; all OF which l shall expose for sale at
public auction or vendue, to the highest bidder,
as the law directs, at the front door of the
court house, in the village OF Paw Paw, in said
county OF Van Buren,, (said court house being
the place OF holding the circuit court for said
county, on Monday, the thirteenth day OF De-
cember, A. ID. 1880, at the hour Of twelve o.
clock noon OF said day.
Dated this 4th day OF November, A. ID. 1880.
l337tTf1 NATHAN THOMAS,
Sheriff Of said County of Van Buren.
CALVIN Cross, Atty for Plaintiffs.
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MORTGAGE SALE.

Default having been made IN the payment Of
sum OF money secured to be paid by an inden-
ture OF mortgage, made and executed by Nor
man II. Adams and Emily Adams to Frank A.
Adams, bearing date the sixth day of May, A.
ID. 1873, and recorded in the office OF the Regis
ter of Deeds of the county OF Van Buren,, state
of Michigan, on the eighth day of May, A. ID.
1878, in Llber Twenty (20) OF mortgages, on
page 245; which said mortgage was duly as
signed by Frank A. Adams to the Citizens Ma
tional Bank OF Niles, in writing, which assign
ment bears date the 2fst day OF June, A. D.
1878, and was recorded in the Office OF the Reg
lister of Deeds for the coGnty OF Van Buren, on
the 21st day OF June, A. ID. 1873, in Liber Is OF
mortgages, on page Ala; by which default the
power OF sale in said mortgage contained has
become operative; and no suit or proceeding at
law or IN equity having been instituted to re-
cover the debt secured by said mortgage or any
part thereof, and the amount claimed to be due
at this date is the sum or $1640.56, Notice is
hereby given that, on Monday, the Goth day of
December, A. D.. 1880, at II o'clock noon, at the
front door of the Court House, in the village of
Paw Paw, in the county OF Van Buren, and state
OF Michigan, l shall sell at public auction to the
highest bidder the premises described in said
mortgage and hereinafter described, or so much
thereof as may be necessary to satisfy the
amount due thereon, with costs. and expenses
allowed by law; which said premises are an un
divided one-half OF all that piece or parcel OF
land lying and being in the county OF Van Bu
rem and state of Michigan, known and described
as follows, to-wit: Lying and bong on section
thirty-three $3.50 in township one % south OF
range fifteen Q5) west, commencing on the
north line Of said section thirty-three (33) four
teen (14) rods east OF the northwest corner OF
said section, thence south parallel with section
line seven CD rods, thence west parallel with
section line six CO. rods, thence south parallel
with section line to south line OF land decided to
Elijah Knowles and John r. Barrows by Johna
than N. Hinkley and Elizabeth Hinkley, thence
east 10 the southeast corner OF land decided to
Elijah Knowles and Thomas Barrows by John
athan N. Hinckley, thence north along the CEN
ter of the highway to the north line OF said sec
ton, thence west along the line of said section
to the place of beginning, containing one %
acre OF land, more or less. Also water power
originating from mill dam sufficient for tanning
purposes, and no moro. b1331t13f260
Dated September goth, A. ID. 1890.
THE CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK OF
NILES, MICHIGAN, Assignee OF Mortgage.
j. A. KELLOGG, Atty for Assignee Of Mortgage.
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