Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1880-02-06
G4tSEH oN-afAISEs---..-.----.
,, Augusta,
Which Is in the State Of Maine,
January Q, 1890,

4" A-SH = IN lle Stdte OF Names
January 8, 1880,
We hev got EN-.
Their ain no doubt NV il.
For neetnis Nv idee and faculty Nv
execcOshen, the Maine plan laws
all over the Moo Yorkrepeotin noshun,
and is eE much sooperior to the MisSis-
Sppi idee ez daylight is to darknis.
Maine IL to Mississippi e9 & piano is
10 Jewsharp.
Between the Maine plan and the
Moo York plan nv repeetin there amt
no more comparison than there Is be-
tween the MOO York Central Railroad
and q Kentucky corduroy.
The trouble about the Mississippi
plan Nv carryin the State for the
Dimocrisy is 700 hev to waste good
deal Nv money in powder and shot,
and their is sunthin not altogether
pleasant in shootin a RadikeI. His
wife and dawters allus make G fuss
that IS unpleasant, onleSS the bystan-
ders are suff1shently Ill TO be entirely
oblivtous, which, in the very nacher
NV things can't be, for a man full enufr
| Nv sodcorn whisky not TO feel sum sort
uv pity for a weepin woman coodent
hev the nerve to shoot her husband at
all. A slobberin woman isn't q agree-
able object even to a citizen NV Yazoo.
The Moo York plan Nv carryln a
eIeckshun is open to the objeckshun
NV expense. The average Irishmen
will hev SO much likker and so much
money for every time he repeets and
his leeder hez got to be seen and he
must hev his whack with the rest. To
Ire L. IL, I'm a
city Of nv Moo York sufflshentt to drown
out the rest nv the State is expensive
and troublesome thing.
But the kerryin Nv Maine for the
Dimocrisy, agin q Republican ma
jority, wuz no trouble at all, and no
expense or bother. All Governor
tiarcelon did wuz to let the people
vote. lie did not shoot Repubilkins
ez we do in Mississippi or buy Irish ez
we do In Moo York. Ther wuz no in
reference with the freedom OF the poles
every man votid which he'd D rite to.
Nothin Good be fairsr than the eleck-
shun, OF everybody will admit. The
| Republicans vent. TO bed the mite
NV the eiecshun feelin that they had
| kerried the State; and the averige De-
mocrat conseeded it.
None NV elm knode the skeem that
wuZ revolvin in the mind of Garcelon,
| the Napoleon Nv the Northeast. The
Repubiikin electid to the Legislaeher
| found few days after that he woZn' t
electid at all In the returns was
found is that hedn't been crossed and
is that hedn't bin dottid, and he was
| throwd out becoZ the returns wuz de-
fective. There wuz no errors in the
Demekratic deestriks. 1t had bin fixed
that the t's shood all be crossed and
! the is all dottid but wo to the Re
publikin deest1ks wher this import
ant matter he'd bin keerlisly ATTENDED
to. We hev the Legislacher and the
next Senator, and the controle Nv the
State.
Dinobrsts nv Moo York, stop buyin
votes
there is a shorter way to victory.
Dmekrats nv Mississippi, throw
away you shotguns, and stop buying
powder and slugs? A Yankee Dime
KRAFT hez showd 700 o better way NV
Deetin u majority. Violence and brib-
cry is played out-Garcelon hez pinted
out 4 better way and cheaper.
Will we stand firm2 The man which
kin conceive SIGH thing ought to hev
the stamina to kerry 1t out. | know
he will, hev bin with him. four days,
and eff he don't am no judge Of hui
man nacher--uv his kind.
ualleloojy see lite. 1t breaks
in the East. hev an addishnel proof
Of the trooth NV the Scriptures, for is il
not written that the wise men cum
! from the East? 1t should hey bin
addid also, that great many Nv the
recklis ones cum from the same seek
shun.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY.
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