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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-03

/ Our Upton democrats have not orlv
ratified, hut have saDcti6esl the Jefferson
nominstions.-Tiptc. Times:
Hold on, you are getting ,hst on to id
thick; it will crack and peal of; IT'S over
doing the thing. lie like the old maa who
had a daughter.
She had a brilliant intellect and a fine
assortment vi personal attractions. She
Was apEie,ieai, thoughtful girl, vino read
the daily papers and kept apacs or ahead
oi the thoughts OF the day She had her
own opinion Of every subject and held ex.
treme radical views on all OF them.
Her father loved her With an intense de-
v"i'on, and finally after about twenty-.ix
years had written their -ignstsre- on her
heing, along came an old dried up bache-
l"r. whose necktie WITS always crooked.
VIII" frequently carried about on his l~srd
o'ts oil fried egg. that he hal thrown al his
mouth, but which had been aid~trAcke,i.
AMI which he hal neglected tn brush Oh
and whose kid gloves never TT hun, but h-
had money and abe married him.
They moved on, west and began Keeping
h9u-s.
4 little less than av-,r had elapsed after
their wedding when one dav the old mss's
son, who lived With the old gentleman
a, the home place, came rushing into the
hon-e carrying a postal card. from the hus-
band oi the daughter from the far west
md said
''P,h here's a letter about Sophelia."
"weii,~hsi ,lces 1t ssv nv son, inquired
he cid c,ks l,isursly.
The bpv replied. 1T reads this way
Dear isihsr-Sophelis had born to her
as, night, twins, both girls"
ihs old man sprung up excitedly and
sr,nk!,ns hi- features np in the most grot-
spue style, bursisd out, oh D.. HI, So
'hsi,a always w. and always will be- on
n treu.ts.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-03
How o BAIT for Them.

Is .-'tlrg Ia br Considerably ias,ion,
hi, 70 ,''srsi church, ia Tipt.n, uow-s
ilvs-I1..
H. j. IA >y.,'aiia. too. The haut~omeS,
..,ri- here sstcni church Ii the minister
hs.I, .,e gospel h'-ik win a beautiful
so'Ius ,aiy amt ''thrnss IT,, -oon ch b.
-ucser-. s-i-, cu.:s ,ut ri. kinds OF fish
wIi, -. busy n,bhlirg nj ,hr hsi:. But i;
i!.- I.r-- ,ci..r b,i,- with simply dry, doc
trIutl -eTB,pa-. IN mav at va tie damp,
hank Uujil 'hs ~, }eT- hsvs woven webs
9c~uSS a,~ eyr- and p"siri,-, an! the moist
mr. iIIm The earth rising upward, has
I'll ale he rlisumsii+m crns,itu,innai With
hin iorE before b. ever get a nihhlr ut
~ worm
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CANDIDATES CONTRACTION
A Terrible Danger Threatens Can
didates for Political
Offices.

\ eeEdidsls i"r corsJ'~- IN Pen-syiv..-
TIA - drxn IN bid with the Bra-is.,
c.u.h; by kissing girl baby ct d,I-gar.
TO the ccaS,rri"I.-tS.
-. a,.,l AZ older b..ihcr pf ;h.i h.hy j.
ha .inc sroIui the T.--i:-"ce 81 ,f.; ron
mea-ics
Rvs pri up n 0n 'h- osnii.ia'e.
Ia - ga NV j-i-e, simo-i ..efy cSri'-
date In,.h. Stale. irc.uiins congo. IuH,i.
Legislative. county aud IHEUirir-i Ulcer.
caught tn. i,cl, f,nm -iiskirg hs...- t'l:l"g
ih. camp.,gn - 'inry inrncnniiy IMPOSED
with legal voter, hH; really -i,h Xix
tro,Hei- wip t., de ~ .,,.- Jti =, q .'su-
vas the stale au; wiggie paws ~I.h every
candidate.
They were .l'"rc,i IN ,buui TX weeks
BY the seventh hr"'hrr, wno 49, f"-idrirg
the boss itch iu:ion
The family htc-m- ir'. !suierii,
wealthy from this itch ac; 80 "n- cam
paign. aud they nos spend their summers
1T >,:stog4 and their winters ~ Florida,
and the interim IN the cloak rn~'n- o. the
New Jer-ev Legislature and a, c"nE'.~-,
finishing up the chronic case
IL j. rnm,r-d that they intend - ~uTA
Missouri this fail and tha; three ii Ih.rn
are no~ IN Cole county prospecting.
Al! Missouri, candid.Je-. ir.;B FiErviii,
Ia Kahoks. aid irnm kpck1nri = t'.y"-s,
are rresily agiisiei over this r,.mor sni
think seriously %; pe,i;iouing lne governor
Ia cali a SPECIAL session ~ the legislature
to take step. roward gu,Tsn,i"irg ag-in.'
them.
I;- sal outlook for Missouri clndi
dates 10: in the past they have been great
! lv addicted To Smashing hrna- very naHeI-
ou-.y with Iil- dear people ard w''h !rg.i
voters during ihc campsi-n.
! They would Ike Co have Ihe u.ii,r with.
they ear gel "fhce IN ihi- -',i. without
shakin. hbr.is a. lee-i wiih ~"tn- I-'~"5-
and tie moI.,ent they -iTiHe pains NAL.
any Ose. that instant they assume The REX
of catching ,hS itch from these brothers
for the brothers appear m all .hsre-,
They are disguised At TINES ~ .'ini-:.r- ri
the gospel. agar. ~ ward bumu-ns. -h-'
A. honest, hsri-uorkiug mechanics.
s:ain rs tony professional men. Tae i;.i
scsterers are absolutely unrecYsniz ,hie b.
candidates. The candidates di-ls.r ID
have . special session oi th. i.sisiaiur,
called, and pie,i the BABY act bv quar-
ran,inin. sgsins; them and they don
know what u ~. In tact. Missouri cat.
didsie~. republican. de;o'-cri,ic aud rrvr
bacs. on ;h;- itch question, are ~ a hi o
a fix.
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BROUGHT BACK.
An Alleged Horse Ph,ef's Fatiie
Attsmpr 70 Escape from Gus
tody by Jumping frOma
Second Story WIN
dow

VIZ. |. fn.np-YH. > isru.r ,y~idin.
seven mite -'.''ihr..-; # thi- eiis. mise.
ono oI Li- horse 81 last S,,uriiv.
After cnn-it~fai,.r ~-.fch tx l1u.t Vie
horse ~ the possession al /. ne; shb, ring
lah rSn.e'. Be- 'u.in i'.lrri.l, who informed
tiH, thai b. h,i pnF.'!.-vi IN. hnF-r irI
'e= dollars f!om cue AnIe- " ryi.uu. whu
hri represented io i.i.a ,ha, h.. owa.,i ih.
anImai
wNiranr w. -w"r,. aus sor rnoa.7-on
ird Constable ta,.,i"r arrested hin. this
mofa,rg IN tbs CIV. At a.. CONC, ~ Main
sal l.,m,u- -'r-~--. rhunp-,.p. at tie
'.W. q! arrest, ~,s Walking nsr,iiS ,r,i aui
iflt she i'i.,vr :.,l; "a :. .! -Iil.e i0r =
ri'ciir'i over u"EIh II rLr rii.r..s';. ,.,i
trai "a 49, gu'bs ,vrS ~ gel i.r LU,-- sLd
ga h"ai-
Ihe i.-iS n-r -. = sen Er squire Clark
'f..s Tor ;tii!aIa,Ts -x,mims,ica sra
i'i,'-;! in c..-Iui. ~ D.I.I', Unstable
tht-n". IL, p-tt.cS we're r'-st- l.r trial.
Tine gir'e Stepped ~. Il lfe ro.sn =
u,uf.,ti ,:.t ~ :'s!-"rrr -i.r,rs Though
ii,r r,-s. wiu;..s o., ;i,.,-a ,s.i ground ,.eluw
lac par. irun 'Hr NIl.,"~ Ju ;n- ground
st~ .'.sur ,-;,Ieea 's.; IL sii-l,',i IN
,.r..- i.s'l. ~ ,i..iis ;,,- ankle >,yt.... tie
Oigas.,,i u,-. 's, h,.i. i.1lsi ,,acr i.cs oi
Ji-' ..f,,.-- tel axe =. al ttn.s- dow. 10,
Isl L.. r.. .HH .H.Ha
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WAR THE TERRITORY.
"hc -hc-ok,Cs ard C'1rks p. par
.ns fuf a Ella Gering B.e
severg, sen Ali. aoy
Killed

\ isz-, reporter i-.r.r.-! TO-DAY i'um
SIR :. E.'n'., ',~. ~ ~ 90 y. NJ X.
- / pa--rI.-l, ,iuy f,.c At 80 w., the
i..io.in.. ~ T,r-s,i =" 40, ,r,.us.:r .,-,eE-
la. -r,: -; ni..i,' ~ she Territory.
]. n-Far>e T. qu--'ir'- Ns, Eu'n aId
L. ~ r..i-BTI,r.
Tie u-e..l the ''.uL,- J. tee n.' ,u.,,--
u 49, Greek .uiisr>
Ties arr = irIIc Of h-ii -H:.-.'- -yi.'ri IN
ar.; a!suai Nu-cosse tu.. D,i.-.n s'.,iun,
wIiiCs J. ten miles l-",,, ct. sud both a.. ihy
il:- d th-. ~. n u /. rns.i III tue Tern
',.Ty
They hsd ;-UCbi- si.i IT,, ~. X. = 4.
f.r.,d st-iut ;,.D sv,Ss s-V .5CU, su,.ie load
81 CT vhich s,.r iciJ Standing on the
s-i,ch a. t,Ia-on -',ir-.. The ,i-Ss rob
b.I in-u,, ;'r waich 'h,. r..j h,d lhem
a..e-;s.! AID i'urI-ii-'.
F.,- y, II .isy - NJ :, passenger. P,--,'i
tie buds o-,r 'ic s,,'j"u. iAc ,r-,S- lind
-.ges,l -i'..;- So" ;le r-.Eir- CT -rri
Iatg ~ .-y's~s cI.. t..eH i,rs 90
,r-,f h-v,~ Ma .a. - ..;.l,.i. lu. ;hey
-. g .-cS.... =. Il .itr--ls;t,-.
f.,-n'iy ;Er, ns.v ss"'-l ',u,:-. t.r-,-
ant .,'l... ;f-,n r!e u..cc.s-r l'.i.,"- .ri
white ~,oeS g s'rr~- ',.i '"H ;urm ii vi
10 Rs-r ".''' $50 - .l.ur
\; =! U.. Ns-sr'i.., iSH tr~rS-
~-Ei i.,E" r-.s U',.- " -i,.slH ,ui v,re
cI..Li ~'r-iirs c.,i.- ~ ;h. sf-J.r ,y-,
snv 'u-h, arj uEns 't .s, n F-vA-
l-a.ss.r.i - ipc ..,is'"s -".u after i--ia ,"d
t., insr .:rylgiY ei.re-.,,i.
6,l... a .aung Cae:"ke.. -g,,! - .,,T>,
and ~h" w~> v-rs g-.p'irs, I1'rs v"u'g
iI,.ii-E N.ni a. hHr-th,Cs. 20 ''5h-yI ~;a-
s'",. Yesterday tiirrD-"1, ?" s-i ~ n'si!.
H.. ~, acr-rar 'I.,,.; ~ yDIus Trend.
Natn yauu, !,tt warts ;r"m n. -. ,Iiru they
~e.c a,-' hv . ru,!v o.. Js-es- c." ~iyirg
go C.i.!. - > -Se com, L ,'-r "a 80. sou.
in.i a.. (, al h.u U4ls . -.,,t z-!G. ii ing
hiur
's'rS drew ks- rcvu'y,T -rsi -h.r u,u..
ts,,. bail ,yH-,sa,iu. hi forehead, ..uj ~
lei! lead. iGo;Icr Csrsk ~i,r' Cubh with
, rsyriy 90 81 'la.i ,i.r ;.ruei- ,Ei D. ;r.i
ir..ai .-i- i'-t--. m'S,eiiy Wounded. 'nib's
,,i, i;sui,-l.s horse a,cfu.c ur'ma'. =, tf.ie
,r,L ..u away w:th hill. hsI' i-'-; - Cobb
i..ii. his comp ,ripu T-Ju'n-j and he.,n
am. q ~, C.e,S-. III was -hci through
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The Merry Parry From P.ris

\ viii paw r, ycr.s .ad's- ard gen
g leH,-s. ifu,a 49, st" .,iv- hs~n ~ Me
ABR, >rr.us-. carIe .i'.~r t. this city
io -. "a. ~. vitr Conductor N.Irii I'd.
this i..s-u.lu. thy return TINS afternoon.
Ds, 49,. .-..u 'l-y ua,i- thing lis, iy rs
their irs,-ci,-' -In.'u. fnrv stopped al
the Harrison TAT sijrrn son si.-y have
t-eu cIs-it.y dsivirg snI viewing ta-
Llrs There are some charming l1okns
Young Lad ia tte com?ary. The follow
ias ar 'H. % .sie- 81 ZONE us-,hr company.
vi-- ~, ~ >rsil.
Nj lsris " Fox.
50 ~ ,ilrk.
Nir I'm, l. Wu.Si is asd.
i;-TtV Husiidtv
NJ -sii'r u,krcT,
NJ Do i.c.u,
w j ! iugI.haTi,
VIZ. VI Harris. % r .m.,nta.
Ms, Nviia Br,dgefori,
Mis- Bette Bean,
j IL Eho.lsS,
Vi Ju,is Mcbride,
M ka.ey,
Miss Iuli RuIey,
W. Alice y Clark,
'W Harris,
pC Gregg,
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-Swaine's Ointment and P,l.s. =

TIVE GREATEST gsvyDrTs THE w"sI.D HNS
EvEE .,SswN.
Curing the M; invc'ers,e ease OF --in
diSes--s. sueh n letter. -Ilt riieum, scaid
hesi, blrhef's itch, -ore~, al crusty, sea Y
kin .IuptiouS. and that Distressing com-
ris.n'. itching piles. A. blood purifier
and re-ul ,ior, STaine'is Tar and s..r.apsr-
lila Pills src excellent. Cure -ick aud
nervous headache, dysPePsis, indigestion,
~s;d oil maliriai jese.s, cleansing the sss-
ten aud noSei- ri all impurities, restoring
tn heslihy activity every organ nj the .S"-ir.
Price - ceots u box, h.e boxes 81. Oint-
men; 10 oents, three tsoxss SIS. Csn be
zen, BY mail Ia any address ON r-ceip, Of
price. Address letters, DR. Swsyne & Son,
i:D North sixth street, Ph,Isdeiphis. Sold
by all leading druggists
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itching Prizes

i-oue ~ th,. uls,-t duHuyirg di-ra-e--
ia ;hs w"i''l, ,ud ye; ali car had
sure relief by the Use OF bE.
>wASSE> OINTMENT. Ia pas been
tested ~ thousands ri instances ami
invariably makes sure cure.
The ~ymI iom- are moisture Ike
Per-pIrA,iIn, intense itching, in
creased by scratching. very dis
,rs-.ins, particuilfly at night, ~
Il PIN ~lIu- we're crawling ~ and
si-uu, the rectuD the private part@
are spmetimes effected. Procure
ihis Cinjasn' Reader, ii OF: are
-uii..ring ircm rhi- distressing com
p.siit. letter. itch, .caid aea 4, ring
sofh'. h.;bes> itch, any crUsty,
-caiy ~kIn siIp'i"u-, usr DE-.
Sv.,r-'S Ointment; an IT, cured.
>,.,i g., -ii prominent dfu-gtt-.
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SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH.
A Novel Marriage Ceremony Be.
tween q Young KID and
q Widow

The Kansas City Mad Of yesterday, says:
Rev. Or. Woods. pastor OF the Walnut
stree, NJ. f. church, south, preached at the
Liberty street Methodist church. last night.
Immediately at the conclusion Of the ser
vice he was approached by an anxious,
boyish fellow nsmed John &. Jenkins,
who stated IN 4 ver- business like wav that
he wished Ia &c; married, and asked the
good minister ii he wonld perform The cere-
mony right then and there. Or. Woods,
noticing the youthiuiness of his friend, in
quirsd il his intended bride Was of age.
The young man answered with the greatest
of confidence. that he though she was, n
she was . widow and had four children,
and more willing and anxious than him
seif for The ceremony to go on.
Young jenkins then escorted DIR. Woods
| to the deor OF the church and introduced
him 10 Mrs. Mary Ann Garfield. II took
only glance to zee that the woman, widow
or no widsw, was the guardian Of four chill
dren, one Of which, an infant, she carried
IN her arms. Upon being questioned sh'
seemed perfectly at ease. Ne young maj
ever started out into life with bigger in
vesiment of more active capital.
So, quite a number of the con
gregation remaining. the widow. still
holding her baby in her arms. and tn
youne man, besrdleea and embarrassed
were called up before tie altar Of Libert
street church and made man and wife.
happier couple thsn this never went gu
IRON any marriage altar 70 battle With tn
world, and more convincing and conclG
sise answer than this, ~ to the age of III
bride expec,an,, could not have been give
Mr.. and Mn. Jenkins having just q
rived from Kansas. reuaised in the ci,
! LAST night, and this morpiss, With the
! four children, lef, Tor Pennsylvania, whe
their friende live, on bridal tour.
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MpErr;rY. Mo, july ~.
Last spring while Mr.. trump, ii
Ia " passenger. was waiting in the NJ =.
VI. " i depot ior t.e tram, u man by
III a..nlc vt ,orl.-w approached h,l
anal proposed I!ia, -hc should accom-.
p,uv hrm :" tho hotel. T,>eniiDs
h,ni-cii IT. laadiur,i, aui stated that
IL wu'.ld ~, more pleasant than her
quarters in the ,!"pd. "a, >he hal some
time to WAIT she gladly accepted hi
proposition and went to- the hotel,
vhrreupHt h. accompanied tier To i
room entering the same with her and
,.iosiu. The door. attempted an out
rage upon her person. and was only
prevented by the lady determined re-
-i-tance. Coslew escaped witbou; &C.
emphasizing hi, iiculish purpose. If
;er Mrs Cfump arrived at home aud
informed her husband, he at once re-
turned To Mpberiy and succeeded in
having C,rlew arrested
To-day Cnrley was to have had his
trial, aul while on his way to the
court room alJpat : O'Clock this morn
ing. he was met by Mr.. CrumP. in the
street, who commenced firing from his
revolver at him. After the first shot
tcrlew broke aud run, Cramp follow
ing With deadly fire and succeeded
IN killing him instantly after nine shots
i've 1T vhicl. took if-ct. Intense TX
ritement prevailing over the tragic
occurrence. NJ arrests.
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REDUCED RAILROAD RATE
Another Cut in knights Templar
Rates by the II X. e. It. and
ST. LOUIS & San Fran
cisco Roads
The Kansas City Times says -

The Kansas City Times says
Al the meeting OF the general passenger
agents At Chicago failed to overcome the
trouble relating TO knights remplar rates
from this section OF the country, i; is ssfe
to cay they will .''go 60 smssh' before
August 18th. 40 far A. western command
erie~ are concerned. a, least. The cut of
the W., X. 4 I. road, ANNOUNCED some dave
ago, from E:nPnria and points in southern
Kansas, mas not ~ met bv Missouri riS.r
lines, end ROW more startling cat has
been published. The ~. Louis and San
Francisco railway has offered to transport
Knights aud their families from Wichita,
Wellington and adjacent towns, to ~.
Louis, tree. AT st. Louis these parties can
avail them-elve- Of the s. 10 rate TO Chi
cago. which will make the trip cheap
one. Not only this, but the NJ, X. X L
road are nov contracting TO carry Knights
and their families from Emporia TO Chi.
cago and returp for $500. this being 500
better than their first oaer. Ticket. ar,
nov in the hand. of the NJ, X. 4 T. agents
at Emporia, of his character. and a lsrg'
number have niready been disposed OF
| With these facts before them, N is . que,
ton what the Missouri river lines can d
10 secure the business which Is bound e
flow to the big city on the lake be,~e,l
the 10th and 18th Of August.
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A RAPE REvENGED.
Intense Excitement Prevails
on the Streets of Moberly.
Crump Shoots and kills Corlew
the Ravishef Of His Wife,
While in Custody ofthe
Sheriff.


NoBERLI, No, July ~.
This morning abou, hall past eight
ocIock. sheriff Hattlock brought Cor.
lew, a'ia, Eir.in. charged with Rape,
down tn this city f,r trial. lie drove
up in Il -prag wagon at the court
house do"r. got out and started up he
street with the prisoner. Mr.. Crump
vino WIS standing nj the front steps,
CtrumpiS the husband OF lady who
W. raped drew his pistol aud at
tempted ro shoot COrlew. deputy
SLrr;ri May" grabbed his pistol. hut ii
w-nJ 1T shooting Crump through the
hIpd tnrlew, who wa hand cuiie,l,
ran mp stairs through the court room
and cui iu'o the street, followed By
Crump ami h. brother III law, Mr.
Turner forlew crossed the street
AMI fan through store. Ciump sho,
~ HIM a:ain. striking him IN the bark.
turlew ran Around the block back
near th-. cour, hrrIse, crossed another
street, ran through saloon an,i at
Z" GET al top Ut the h",,>e.
He ic!l, then got up and crawlcd ny Il
pair ni nu'-i'ie step- Just u he get
IL Che 'i"oT at the top If the starr. h.
Ma ant " trump. who ~hpt him tour
iiue~, ri which he died ~ about ~
minutr-. The streets was !illed with
people and great excitement prevails.
the mr.b aud parties Interested IN the |.
cs-e are ir"m Boone c,Mnty. Court
h T. a,iipurne,. untii Aug. l..
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. -F,'.i pI>PAI.
JOPLIN. Mo-. July -.

The convention o:-in,z-i - -.'!' past
i-n ,,'clnck with Il. e.. Bone, -; Henry
cnnniy, a. temporary CHARM a.. .sHi 4 H..
i.in-e-, III L,srerc- i-Iul' sTary secretary.
&. Ii. Morgan. "i Barton -',u,iy. moved
to- axe temporary nrE inik .i."n q, T"Iin'-i.i
organization. th,t ;he srPIsg''n.'' ct
committee o. cr,.lrnr.,i- Ice ':'sEer-.i ilh
,nu The convention proceed Il .us'.naIc
cs.:,i-tz-- ."r c"agre--. CARRIED
Mr. T. one caii-.i J. 4 tr1v,n~. -. tire"n
county. L. Zee RI ar sni nominated e! il
W.,id,ii i.'r consres
Mr. Pi'.ips, u; Ja...er c,ua'y, move: a.
.n.s. r'..'n ''i,,s nu-.,'n"U- g. ,rri-u'--
tiun.
Mr.. Morgan, oi Barton ,unr.v -'',.....i.d
the n.aiI.n. ~h'ch M c,Iri-a @I;n s-juIn'
o, enthusiasm.
Tie Who'll ,i,ne Il 81, ..,irg iir u-mias-
iion did no; ,,.- over 'ii,eef ns'"i,~.
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When the sound of the triangle
striking the closing hour had died
away to mere whisper Brother Gard
ner extended his arms aud said: Life :
pathway am up hill an down hill. an
across lots. De road runs long side
q cane brakes, whar de wolves howl
an make de chil'en afeard; Ober ribbers
whar de ole men an de women may git
lost; frew dark woods in which strong
men iremble as de midnight breeze
whispers 10 de tree.tops. We ar all
ON a Journey. We are all gwine to one
place. Fast as We git dar We am put
ON de right ham OF de left. an it am d
court O Judgment dat nebber ships a
day OF shjourns for an hour. De man
who does de most prayin' may not gil
dar befo' all de res but lie figgered il
up an / believe de straight way am d
hes way. Git the compass. pint AZ
den move on. lendin' q dollar heah-
speakin' q kind word dar- bracin' ~
lie weak-cheerin' de lowly-puttin
out boat hans all de time fur chil'eI
on. We will now bulge outwards t
our homes."-Frse Press.
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Bronchitis, a Premoniter


II consumption, v charse,erizedby
ciiarrh or infi ANIMATION 81 the mu
c,s u,enbrsne oi ;he AIR p'-ssge-
with cough ard expec;ora,iou,
short breath. hoarsene-s. pains IN
the CHEST. For all bronchial afiec-
tions, sore throat, sphonIs or io-s
al voice, coughs, "DE. >wAYSE's
CONfuUsD SYRCF or WILD
CHERRY, "a Seii-known curative.
Price - cents, and 81 a bo;,;e, or
az bottles -. The large size il
the mO-t economical. Prepared
onls b. DIR. Swsvne " SOC, Pniis-
deIrhi.. Sid by all prominent
druggists. An occ ssionsl dose u
S~,ync's Pills should ne taken to
Keep the bowels free. They are
excellent for torpid liver and bill
ion- complaints.
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Work Never Done.


An exchange Complains that a ue~spa
per mans work Is never .5l.. Neiihe, l.
| the work oi farmer. .awv-r, physician,
clergyman. mechanic. "r in TACT any work
er. No one whose work l. sven cot,n,.nc-
ed - eVer done The io.isr who, a. soon
a. he is ~eanes! ani inil- living III h :
maiernni parents. hegii- living IA OF some
one else, and Continues urtiI death goi.bI.-
him, and then with that u,.:-rion.. bat
fat, luck. which a'Ssr- a.<tinyiItsh-. iLs,
species cf creatures. s.ser E- has jumped
I the gutter, will continue on the other SIDE
oi Jordan "a live &, II sui,,rbDir etc. S,ci.
per-oE- never begin wc.k. ,t.a i.tnU. i.ey-r
long iur a shady resting place GO iu-
'knncking ati ii.e 60 come 4" them. R,.i
/ workers are never done. All is incomplete
Man himself is bat fragment H. highest
. AMBITION j. small, vet the m.oi. nearly h..
realizes IL, the harder be- works ~ Il lh.
more he acc"mI,li-he- IL csSh or cara,iIy
menIsiIv. A man may look important
owl il, clo,he him-el: ia wealth sad :: liza,
ence. vet a careful inventory ii al, tat. li!.'
acis after his death, Would rot pan uili
enough resi- intrinsic value 10 lhe world {"
pay for scrawling his epit.ph Az charcoal
letters on a clspboard Tor q ton,..-iure
Public opinion attends every fnn-r-l, looks
al every corpse ami down into every grave,
and renders Judgment ON every hum,n iii-
As 10 it, incowpieienes- and ats failure or
succe.a.
The work q! the phiIanrhropi-t i- cniy
started by INN. The seitaior only begins
his reforms. Christ only organized chs,
tianiiy.
the world Is Ike Rr.si i-ciorr. pae man
works on but one piece oi III .chineIy. .e:-
pay for his labor. used that r.y 10 III
life and the presence a! biz wife snu Sam
ity. and dies. p,her men work on the same
piece of machinery before and aIisr him
He cannot complete The machine. He
can't comprehend it. He don't try. He
fnishe- his own work, Isp-ii wages, spends
the wsgsr, dies, ard the machine a. fini,li.
Ell by other hands. aud III. factory -:ili
runs on.
So With The world. \ nan works nn his
his piece, receives pay, enjoy. ii ~ni 'iies.
He does not comprri,ena the whole 81
which his iahur il part. He don 't-irr.
A lev DO. They are more intense d--n
tools. If anv difference, 'hsn ,ho-. who
don't try 10 thus bite Of bigger chunk
than their j,~s will compass. The sooher
a. man reaiiz-- ihs. he cant 10 ~ know all,
and resolves TO DO or know WEI! what he
does tackle. the sooner he tuIns his loot
siets away from the little end of the horn.
In these Gays Of close economy, WHEN
yen do not wish to send for your phy-icisn
80 often, keep DIR. Ball. q ,by Syrup in the
house and il will save Won many an anN
ious moments
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Are Plentiful.

The Tines. Hartier. Conn says While
ice will be az uce, the lite sustaining. health
giving. MISUNDERSTANDING, Warmers Safe
Kidney aud Liver Cure, and other OF War
ner'- Safe Remedies, are, and will be pier.
,iiul !; the uss OF 'uch is putting new lie
ami vigor into the oil and young"
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1T j. remark able that the active mgr.
iient- Of Fellows Hypopho-phi,es are a.
koiOisi- from trees winch attain to very
great sge-, taken IN connections with the
TACT that tIis preparation will increase the
long witty 81 ;he human family is -"ne-
what r.u, tr coincidence
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9EB9;l]|II!'H!1.lIIlII3

Diti>l'IAN- -ly ~ - PERFECT 81 BSrI-
] u II. 10y To-. -Uir',,'c .tanIue. superior IN
tome properties. ,ni produces no iI<a grpaah-
,f-ct.
Doe the -.,,n, >uly.,ste ,,tunlne 3ohi
~ ~ irU- 81. rs mail, price 81 al per
billings. Ciapp y Co. CHgsisT-. Boston.
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an nSpv v.rker zen wske or aaay ~ hcme Cesfiy
tllyl UOusn, fisa Aiss rnus Co. Ans"-'s. Msias

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