Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1880-08-12


LANGUAGE OF THE BRooM.-We have the
language of the flowers, the fan, the handker-
chief, and 10 on, and now we shall give the
language Of the broom, which is intended
more especially for the ladies:
Taking it in the hand properly shall
sweep the floor.
Bringing it up over the shoulder, brush end
foremost out; it's loaded.
Holding it across the person. love an
other. '." - -.........s
Moving along near the ceiling-I see
cob-web in the distance. 'ta..
Sweeping the floor very ENTHUSIASTICALLY
sweetheart cometb, anG he will consider my
usefulness when he observeth me busy.
Striking viciously. with the stick end--He
is my husband, and he needs correcting
hand. ' '
Handling very carefully and tenderly-
Brocms have gone up, and you can't gel one
for less than twenty-five cents.
Putting away in the corner, brush end
down. don't know any thing about the
care of brooms.
Putting away in the corner, brush end
up-I knew very little about the case Of
brooms. sr- .a
Putting string to the handle, and hang.
ing on nail know all about it.
Throwing the old stub over the back
fence-A new broom sweeps clean. +,
DOES THE WORLD Mss ANY ONE?-
Not long! The best and most useful of
US will soon be forgotten. Those who to-day
are filling a large place in the worlds regard
will pass away from the remembrance Of men
in month"; or at farthest in few years, af-
ter the grave has closed upon their remains.
We are shedding tears above a new-made
grave, and wildly crying out in our grief that
our loss is irreparable Yet in q short time
the tendrils of love have entwined around
other supports and we no longer mis- the one
who is gone. So passes the w cld. But
there are those to whom loss is beyond re.
pair. There are mer from whose memories
no woman's smile can chase recollections OF
the sweet face that has given up all its beau
ty at Deaths icy touch. There are women
whose plighted faith extends beyond the
grave, and drives away as profane those who
would entice them from worship of their
buried loves Such loyalty, however, is hid.
den away from the public gaze. The world
sweeps on beside and around them, and cares
not to look upon this unobtruding grief: 1t
carves line and rears q stone over the dead,
and hastens away to offer homage to their
living. ...,..... .......-. ....
CURE FOR LovE--We recommend the fol-
lowing excellent recipe to our youthful read
ers, who are now spending sleepless nights,
and undergoing the pangs Of unrequited love-
We found it in one of our exchanges, ard be-
lieve it to be balm for their wounded affec-
tions Take one grain of common sense, half
a grain of patience, one pound of resolution,
one drachm of understanding, and one hand
full of dislike; mix them together, fold them
in the covering of your brain twenty-four
hours, put them on slow fire of hatred,
strain clear from the drops of melancholy,
and let it stand nine days in water Of cold af-
fection. This freely applied is the most ef.
fectual cure for love in the known world.
You may get it at the house of Understand.
ing, on Content street, going up the hill of
Difficulty, in the county Of Forgetfulness.
sa- The Scientific american asserts that
photography has demonstrated that one part
Of a rolling body moves more rapidly than
another Whether anybody is prepared to
deny it is another matter. The proof is that
an instantaneous photograph of a race horse
trotitng at full speed showed the horse perfect
ly and showed the bottom third of the sulky's
wheels perfectly, but the upper part of the
wheels was all blurred. So