The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-10

either. but that Of his wife beside IL
IL IL unsafe ." talk theatre within
reach Of CIara Wrieh: now-a<lay.. %.
Pfcislly il there il q piano stool or
cbsmp-gne hottie handy and no shout.
ing Methodist ever found
MORE ADANASTINE WORDS
IN which 10 express his abhorrencr If
ungodly play hou-e- than the blonde
iig'ess. whom il will BIZ just as veil tor
certain young actors b,dily welfare
not TO meet
The popular ''Pinafore' tenor j. af.
fi:me't to have captured an entire
southern community 10 such IN extent
tina; on the day of his departure scores
OF n"te- asking for some reminder. ii
only Lick Of hair. rained On him.
In an inspiraiionsl moment he smash
81 couple If his hair brushes and
enclosed few of the bri-tl.s in each
copy Of tine following reply, printed in
the form ui a circular:
DEAR Miss - Nothing under
the azure vault of heaven would
af'rd me- more pleasure than to graft
~ y"nr request; hut painful n tn.
admi--i"n Is To make. | mast ackl"wl
edge that am bald. ] enclose YOU.
however. a fragment of the brush
with which | have been in the hAhi,
Of brushing my wig. Ever Your. de-
v"iedIy.
Arn.her well known artist, who was
being continually pest-red for his MI
'"graph. had Il hnrrible scrawl ensrav-
al for di-triburi.'n. with the in-cr,p
ti"n underneath. plagiariz-,l fr"m Joh,.
Ph9 mix. This autograph nav b. re-
lied On a. authentic. "a il WIS written
ny one of Mr.. -. most intimate
friends" Apropos Of autographs is a
notorious fact among experts that
scarcely any If those of Edwin For
rest in the p''s>ession Of collectors j.
his own. most IT them being the pro
duct Of secretsry's pen.
VARIETY THEATRE CONQUE>rs.
Our variety STARS are particularly
''hesvy on tie mash" to Use their
phrase"logv. Their victims, to b.
sure. are not of the same elevated So
cial standing a. q portion at least oi
their legitimate breihrens are. 10
paint of fact the reversal il the case.
But they are given To the same liher-
ality If devotion, and ~ q rule il
meets much more rscipriociIy. Vari--
~ ma,inees are specially IN. orcd by
ladies Of high complexion and easy
manners. whom one encounters in the
small hours in the dives Oh Sixth av-
enue, and thew are always ready to
hack their claim. against a rival with
f'rce. 81 that personal encounters ARE
bv na means uncommon. 1t is an III
wird that blows n"ls,dy gm.d. The
variety stars facinating qualities hear
fruit for the dancing and banjo teach
ar.
HALF the girls who come to me tn
l-srn their steps," observed one Of
these to the writer. '.are gone on some
variety man ar other. and have the
pet idea of gcing into the business
with him for partner. l had a fun
nv Case couple of months ago. A
mighty pretty girl. the mistress Of
prosperous Young business man, aho
was only waiting for
DIVORCE FROM HIS WIFE
to marry her, got struck after chap
in one of the places down the street. !
II Was a case IF the deadest sort. She
was wild after him. She came tn me !
for instructions on the hanin, aud |
month ago they we're married. The !
HONEYMOON lasted lust q week. He
got an engagement in one of the Conry
Island dime shows, and wanted her to
exhibit trained goat there fer MIN. !
Ii was too much even for her to stom- /;
ach. and she left him and went back |
Ia her old lover. He wouldn't have
ANYTHING {" do with her. of course.
and a couple of nights ayo a friend Of
mine saw her al the Haymarket. help /,
ing drunken granger to put his mon
ev where il would do the mos, good
for snmehody else.
Minard Lewis used tn tell q story 4
Of southern lady who fell Violently
in love with Mexican Buchanan, and
followed him for a whole season. back
ing his show and losing her money nv
il ill she hsd no more left. when her
i.inl informed her friends of her where
n honfs and hai ha. aalau .o..a !