Daily Republican., 1880-11-23
MASSEY.
Nasby UiteFs q Prolonged wall
ever tine General Result.

Nasty UlteFs q Prolonged wall
ever tine aeneraI Result.
CoNPBDRrT X ROADS,
WITCH 10 in the State nv Kentucky,
November Is, 1880.
Gone up,
Physicked,
Puked,
Played,
Scorched,
Skinned,
Sallvated,
Kicked,
Bustid,
All these, and q great many more toe
tejus to mentien, Is Democracy.
The East went for us, and the West
soooped us.
The Raat and the West jined hands
agin MS, meetin jIst about ct Mentor,
which is In the State nv Ohio.
We are hopelis, for English did not
open his bar'l and Tilden wuz not q
COW to be MIXED for another msp.
We forged letters, bat they kicked ,
and We writ 1929" on houses In vain.
The wind bloweth where It listeth,
but this yeer the winds liststh TO blow
from the North exclusively.
The north wind Is pizsn 70 . Dino
crat.
We didn't kesr much for Hancock,
but we did want the postofdces.
We wanted EN- bad.
Nary Dimoorat now living will ever
set himself In postofis.
We wuz dsfrauded out nv them
places.
We sent enuff reporters into Injesny
to carry that State, but after takin our
money for Their votes tLey votid agin MS
solud.
We paid for al the reporters in Moo
York, but after takin our money they
got spasm Nv decency and voted with
our enemies.
We wuz defraudid, beooz we didn't
get the votes We bought at an enormuz
price.
Cussid DO the dishonest man wich
took money for respecting 10 times and
only done It 4.
Speshly oussld be he who took Han
cock rs money and then went and voted
for Garfield.
But they did IL.
There is no more yoose KILN niggers
to keep EN- from the poles In the South
fer the North kin elect without us,
snd it's yoOselus wastin Of powder and
shUt.
The solid South Is 10 the Dimocrisy
eZ tape worm 10 TO q man-it con.
soomith the body 1t inhsbits.
The niggers will vots next year, aud
We shell loss half the Southern States.
We shell watch.
wuz In the cars and sot me down
aside IAN whose red nose proclaimed
his pollytix. II was q fearful nose, q
beakon lite.
Groauln, | sed unto him, "Lo,we wuz
scooped in the eleckshun."
AID he lifted up his voice and sed,
"What do you mean by saying 'We'wuz
scoopsd'"
And | sed, "The Republicans hev
got uzi"
And he scofiply sed, "Yoo mistake
me, gentle sir. am not Dimocrat.
The color In my nose is biles."
Ez we bet heavy on Hancock, there
must hsv bin a pile Nv men a.Goln
about whose noses were red, not Of ltk'
ker, but bec0s nv biles.
In Barnum, wich managed, We had q
purge, and in Hancock, wich We nomi.
Dated, We he'd an euetic.
The Dimocrisy Good not stand two
SIGH calamities, and 1t went under.
Hancock Good not carry the party
and Barnum both, and he went down.
The Corners mourns becoz Its hopes
Is blAstid.
eeceshn erik will not be slack.
waterei, nor will We hev gorgus Gus.
tom. house.
The uiggers over at Libsrtyville will
be perfected, and We shall not hev EN-
for our men servance and our made
servauce.
III we hsv any more corn we shell
have to pillow, and SOW, and hee, and
reap, or pay the niger for dom 1t,
wich Is Improbable.
The tax on whiskey will be centyn.
yood, and our entralss will be yit
parched.
The niger Lubbock will still hev
the post offs, and Pollock will be yit
collector, with Joe Bigler for his Dep.
uty.