The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-13
CHIPS.
Market day.

: Market day.
The coal famine Is ended again.
It ia bitter bite when a bitter is
drunk.
is 'arder
Are men who faiter ladies' She
praisers
The weather has again turned ex-
tIemely sultry.
Abe Hunter WAS yesterday assessed
$40 for drunkenness and insulting.
LondoHers gEowl at the bob.ail cars.
Blswsted Hamericsn nonsense, you
know.
McCornics & Co received three
bars of bullion from. thu south, on
Friday evening.
1t viii take 5000, 600 to take the
census, and then the people will not
know what to do with it.
Never fail to offsr the easiest and
best seat In the room to an invalid,
an elderly person, or a lady.
at the present rate of increase of
the Slav race, Russia will have 500
GOO. COO of inhabitants in fifty years.
s Colorado journalist is accused OF
wearing diamonds. Evidently a care
less fellow. who drops his paste en- his
shirt front.
The day Tor making water applice-
tons expires ON Monday. 1t is a
pretty good item for lot-owners to
boar ia mind
Park City will have her water. |
works shortly. the arrangements for
which were mentioned some time ago
in the HERALD.
1t was in 1902 tha. the first daily
newspaper appeared in England, and
in 1870 the first in America was is
sued in Boston.
MIR. Jervis Joslin, Of the popular
firm of Joslin & Park, is in town.
having taken run down from Lead
vile for few days.
One bar of bullion was received
rom the Christy Mill, Silver Reef,
asst evening, by the Pacific Express
company, valued at 81, S82 Sc.
4
Il is proposed to celebrate at POM
,eii this summer the eighteen humid
edith anniversary of the destruction
# that city by an eruption from Vesu-
'ius-
II upon a snowy day gentleman
ees another gentleman slip and fall
e laughs, whereas if he gees a horse
lip and fall he does notlaugh. Why
J this thus?
Joslin & Park have on exhibition
ONE OF the finest diamonds ever seen
this country, besides elegant tea :
cts, vases and new jewelry of every ,
escription. A lcok would make you .
'eep for joy.
It would be a good idea if the store :
eepers on Main street, who have C
ad their ashes and sweepings thrown
heaps on the street, were requested
cart the truck away, 1t is be- S
inning to look unWholesome.
A strike of three feet of galena was
lade on Wednesday in the south
rift of the Coral Reef Mine, Lincoln h
district, going 20 per cent. lead, G
arryiDg god and silver. Fifteen a
len are at work; the force will be in. b
reased. v
The fellow, Frank Daily, arrested "
4 Thursday evening for vagrancy o
nd stealing. confessed yesterday, <
nd on the charge OF vagrancy was u
ned $50, while $25 was entered :
gainst him for the larceny of the
Gnkets. In other words, Frank
Ill handle the pick and shovel for
le CITY for the next75 days.
No mail fIon the east last night.
le Union Paiciic net arriving. This
as caused by q collision which took
lace yesterday near Laramie, by
hich two engines colIided in snow {
orm, both engines being demolished, p
nd an engineer fatally injured.
ore of the passengers were injured.
be train will be in this morning. !
Elsewhere is Published the notice
the marriage If Miss Eliza Ann
Under, daughte. OF our highly s
teemed townsman, Col. ]. r. g
Under, to Mr.. John G. Midgely, con a
Mr.. Joshua Midgely, another re- s,
,ectsd tCwnaman. The happy r
rent took place on Thursday, aud v
as celebrated By the relatives and
lends of the happy couple, who Wed
extending congratulations. Both s
ave hosts of friends, and their pros q
bots are 60 bright that 8 happy, pros ,
srous life seems inevitable. 2
Let's muzzle
The puzzle N
Inventor.
Let's take him
And shake him r.
Instanter.
Let's break
All his bones, q
Let's make
What he owns
OF intellectual twirl
In perpetual whirl
As our 7
Mind power .
Is hurt by this mean
Eternal
Internal
Gem puzzle machine
LUMBER, SHIHcLESs LATH
lGoRIEG, EuSTIc. SIDING.