The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-06-09
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Low is a sentiment marriage is busi-
ness.-BOstoh Transcript.
BLESSED is he whose eyes are crossed
for when he looketh at dollar he seeth
two -'tftdt6rl0o Observer. 7a aa"
1iTHE last words of dog about to die
with a bone in his throat, We're: " Pro
bones6hspttpll ll-I-gO." ."-CiDcinnatt Sat1tr-
dag Night. mag 1M sti4 .snalt.
WHoso fndeth a wife fndeth good
thing" says SolOman. He neglected ts
state, however, that 1t made difference
whose wife you found. -
An angry German being told who it
was that stole his watch and pocket-book
answered: 81 dOnd not care who got I'D,
whoever id vos would steal Onyhow."y
"PAUsE for a reply is a frequently
heard expression. Call a man liar and
if YOU don't get paws for reply, that
man is certainly coward if not a liar.
THE most useful pedestrian is the
man who walks up and down all night
with the baby. ea.E
Do not suffer life to stagnate; it vii
grow impure for want of motion, -.-y..
!. HrEGRITYwithout knowledge is weak
and useless, and knowledge. without
Integrity is dangerous and dreadful
CHARLEY Ross, says the Paterson
Press, ought to be old enough by this
time totdiseover himself and he will do
it some of these days, the first thing We
know. 81 a5 g Is# b54l - ssH BOY
G AsaIAS meyer appreciates the keen en-
ioyment of fishing on the part of the
fish, until he gets his hook well into the
BALI of his thtnib. - Syracuse Sunday
Tines. tiAo-' s.t 800 ea"
b LAz1NEss grows on peoples it begins in
eobwebsand ends in chains. The more
business ain1an has tOidO, the more he is
able to accomplish, for he learns to econO-
mize his time. ase a.sa .f..s, l...l..
IT is little singular, although no less
true, that one small but well-constructed
fly will do more toward breaking up a
mans afternoon nap than the racket OF
o. full brass band. 7bd9g 7l u io 7Tom
DUTCH girls make the best wives.
King William has been married fifty
years, and he is not as bald-headeda as some
America1is who have been welded only
that many months. N0rrjst0tCp Herald.
The slrest way to make ourselves
agreeable to others is by seeming to
think them so. If we appear fully sem
sible of their good qualities, they will
not complain of the want of them IN us.
LOOK not upon the watermelon core
when itis red, and tackle it not heartily
d Just before going to bed. AYord to the
wise is nuf ced- -"-C Cedar Rapids Reppbb-
hcdR. .-.....-..sf.. ,-..a .... -.-
= A YOUNG lady parting with friend
was heard to say: I wish you would
come up and be our cOachman." This is
rather a neat way of declaring inten-
tions. 1e - 1858 iH as1mA -....a 4
The regularity and anxiety with
Wholesome young ladies inquire for let
tiers at the pOst-ottice leads the delivery
clerk to conclude that they are awaiting
sealed roposals.-RonSe Sentinel. ' y
"G1vE me your hand, said the viii
LACE school-master, sternly. And my
heart, toe" she meekly replied. Being
pretty, her soft answer effectually turned
away his wrath, and the wedding soon
! followed usd7 3eafasa syivar ..tg
ia is when his wife hands him bran
new napkin, that has never had the
starch washed out of it, that the newly
married tiiafii Thinks how much better
he could clean his1 face with yard or
two ofifoor oihclOth. slIasH sgoas q
Ii selecting hair for butter, care
should be taken to haye the hair cores
pond in color with the butter. Dairy
maids WHO pay any attention to style
will do well to make a note of this
Greens 1t on Ddly Pr Oducts.