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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-03-02

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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-03-02
PR ATCE

PARIS, March 2.-Gautier (Bonapar
tist) has been elected deputy for the
Ruffec department.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-03-02
What Hon. Schuyler Coalfax Says.

DR.. G. G. MOORE: Dear SIR have a
Uery hagh opinion of your 'Moore's Throat
aud Lung Lozenges. Suffering as | do
with huskiness, from SO much open air
speaking in the past. and catching colds in
sleeping cars now. have tested about all
the remedies prescribed for it. And
while believe that broken down throat
can only be cured. like a broken leg, by
stopping its use. can say conscien tiously
that your Lozenges are the most effective
of all L have ever used. With be st wishes
Yours truly.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-03-02

BERLIN, March 2.-The galleries il
were unusually crowded by
public diplomatists and officers of al
grades during the debate on the army bill
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-03-02
BUSINESS CARDS.
W. W. RATHBUN.

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prompt attention. Office In Room 2, Buford's
Block, Rock Island, H. 9-2d&w1y
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
Timely DlacoYarY.

!, "dreat mon are not always wlso neither do
the aged understand ju 19mont Job. This
afflicted patriarch might have known of the
aseless and painful treatmont OF 'Emeroids'
In his own time, but his words would Il ave
boon even moro applicable had his prophetic
eye looked down tho long vista of medical his
tory and witnessed tho cruel. absurd and inef-
fectual treatment Of Piles by tho many schools
Of great and aged professors" until at last q
disgusted doctor pI onounoed piles nthe oppro-
brium OF tho art. DR.. Sllsbee has put to
shame, by the simp lofty and excellence Of his
great pile remedy, net only tho whole family
Of quack nostrums, whose name ia legion, but
the pretended wisdom OF the medical profes-
sion. This Anakesis Cor pile remedy), Is aim
pie and easy Of application. gives instant re-
lief, and BY combining tho merits Of poultice
to soothe. an instrument to hold up and COM
press the tunors, and a skilfully devised tnedi-
cine applied directly to tho diseased parls ul-
timately cures tho worst cases Of pilos and
ases them Snses peraen1
covery Of the ago, and We believe them. Ana.
kesis; DR.: 8. silsbee's External Pile Rene dy Is
sold by all first.class drugglsts Price 81 co.
Samples mailed Jree 10 all sufferers by p.
Nousts~tter& Co., Box 89A9 Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
ksAtal Cures Of Physical DIsease.

The American young lady who bo-
loved that she had got a bristle of her
toothbrush flxed in her throat got
worse and worse, though there was no
bristle there. Till she was persuaded by
her DOCTORS ruse that he had extracted
IT, after which she recovered as ra pidiy.
On the other hand, there are very well
attested cases, In which mere fright.
directed to the expected suffering of
diseased part, has caused powerful
but salutary revolution In the condition
OF the diseased organ. DR.. Carpenter
III wo mistake not-in his "McntaI
Physiology," gives a cast of the COM
plete absorption Of some worry danger
Gus tumor In very few hours, under
the influence of moro terror at the pros
poet Of tho pain Of tho surgical opera
tlon---it was before the days Of chloro-
form-which bad been determined on
- remove 1t. Here was case whore
attention--and attention of no hopeful
ktnd-prodaced the very opposite effect
TO that whlch, in the American young
lady's case. attention of the despondent
kind, had.produced--the very same Of
feet, indeed, which remission of at
ssntion, when accompanied by the
hope OF oure, had in that case prod uced .
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
Do A Glover Thing

for your wife. She does many for you--
bakes, cooks, scrubs and mends, Her
work Is never done. Get from your
grocer package OF Gilt-Edge Butter
Maker Tor ten per cent. more butter,
and OF a color that she will be proud
of. The valuable book, "llints to But
ter Makers, "is given away by all store
Keepers. =" = 1914 fy'G7
Nova posr OFFICE, Ashland 60. o.
",t,. Z. a.,,,z.'s May 28th. 1879,
. Gentlehtea' My attention was (callsd
ny yourfcorrespoBdent of Elyria, Mr..
Boynton, to your G ilt- Edge Butter Ma
ker, and: wished mo to give 1t a trial
We churned one gallon Of cream ac-
,cordlng to your directions in your let
'ter TO, Mr. BoyntOn, with the follow
ing result, time OF churning IL minutes
20 lbs., color good and quality far
sDe etter7 than anything that have tried
previously have been engaged in
the dairy business more or less s Years.
Also took Of the same; cream, tie Same
time anti from the. .same bulk, omitting
your powder, as per directions, With
.tllel ,lSt folt9wipg result, timeSof ,chiirning
'SOmihe,fes, % pounds, duality inferior,
'shof6 oEWhnt ls required Ia our. mark
ct. would further say, made scc-
1ond trial with about :nepsame result. =
RdTrplySXours, ss9
y ~. Z. 8. VAN AMANN.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
A Gentle stimulus

Hostetter's Btters which ia most msefm, ~
overcoming torp,dlty Of those organs. Besides
intueing moro activity into them, this excel.
lent tonic endows them with additional yiror
and enables them the better to undergo Tho
wear ana tear r OF the dsoharging function i'm
they are the channel for tho escape of certain
impurities from the blood, It increases their
usefulness BY strengthening and healthfuliy
stimulating them. In certain morbid condi-
!. uons o Oh these lmp4rtsnt organs, they fall into
ofIdisease. What ,hen can be Of greater ser.
vice thtn medicine which .impels them to
greater activity wion slothful No maiadies
are more perllous than those which affeot tho
,.ns,, .am,eys ~ ana medicine which avorts the
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

1t Is now proposed to make railroad
ties OF glass. So with car-weels of pa-
per and ties OF glass we may soon ex-
pect rails Of putty or some such sub
stance. Soon after De Ia Bastic intro
duced his method OF toughcning glass,
Mr.. r. Sicmcns, Of Dresden, commenced
series OF researches, which have cul-
minated at present in the production
Of very hard glass, which, unlike
the material produced by the De la
Bastic method, does not fly into mil
lion fragments when broken. The
sleepers, which are being tested on the
North Metropolitan line at Stratforj
are three feet long and four inches wide,
by six inches deep, the upper side being
shaped to at the rails. The glass Sleep
srS are not 80 strong as those cut from
SOUND pine, but they are practically
indestructlble, and, what is more, are
cheap. = W.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
Consumption Cured.

AN old physician, retired from prac-
tioe, having had placed In his hands by
IN East India missionary the formula
Of u simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure for Con-
sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma
and all Throat and Lung Affections,
also positive and radical cure for Ner-
vous Debility aud all Nervous Com
plants, after having tested its wonder
full curative powers in thousands Of
cases, has felt 1t his duty to make 1t
know to his suffering fellows. Actl,-
ated by this motive and desire to re-
lieve human suffering. will send free
Of charge to all who desire 1t, this re-
cipe, in German, French, or English,
with full directions for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing
with stamp, naming this paper, w. w.
SHERAR, 149 PoUers' Block, Rochester,
Ne,D York. g..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

How TO AVOID BAD BUTTERFLY a
lecture before the New York State
Agricultural Society, Hon. l.. E Lewis
SAID: sin my opinion Il great amount
Of butter is spoiled, first, by unclcanli-
ness in manufacture; second, by too
much acid in tho cream; third, by
cascin in decomposcd state In butter :;
fourth, by too much friction on butter
in churning anu working. Foul milk
ing stables, impure water, ,odors from
lccomposing matter, all affect the quail
ity OF the milk. There is over a pound
more sugar In u hundred pounds Of milk
than there Is Of butter. Sugar acid is
the first sign Of decomposition in the
milk. 1t destroys the sugar. The Sc
cond, or lactlc acid, acts upon and de-
stroys tho oils that give butter its fin
aroma. When these two acids are ful-
ly developed, destroying the sugar and
aromatic properties, wo nave what may
be called the natural eleomargarine
butter. 1t is scarcely better than the
patent article. Cream should be ohurn-
cd while In the first or second sugar
acld. Tho best Is mado from sweet
cream is more susceptible to odors than
sour cream butter. ....a.$
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

FISH PUDDINo.-An American IN
Copenhagen writes; 81 send you n re-
ceipt for a delicious speciality Of the
Danish cuisine. I made it's acquain.
tancc at the hospitable table Of coun-
trywoman, whose husband represents
lis at the Danish Court very efficiently
and with general acquaintance and
commentator, whose brother Is the
most distinguished American living,
and were to mention his name every
true Republican would ut once order
my receipt for his dinner. 1t is for a
fish pudding, to be served after sour
or rs an entree. Three pounds OF
boiled fish, a large lump Of butter, q
tablespoonful Of flour, two cups of
fresh milk: when boiled 1t must cool 8
little; add to it the yolks OF seven eggs
the whites beaten. and stir 1t around ;
then add salt, pepper, and nutmeg
Put 1t In buttered dish and cook fol
one hour In a pretty warm oven, then
serve. 5Saucc-Flour and butter, and a
little broth and capers.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

"V EaETINE," says Boston physi-
clan ''has no equal as blood purifier.
Hearing Of Its many wonderful cures,
after all other remedies had failed.
visited the laboratory and convinced
myself of It's genuine merit. 1t is
prepared from barks, roots aud herbs,
each of which is highly effective, and
they arc compounded in such a man
ner to produce astonishing results. -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

HARNESS PoLIsH.-To mako a good
harness polish take Of mutton suet two
ounces; boeswax, six ounces; powder
ed sugar. six ounces; lampblack, one
ounce; green or yellow soap, two
ounces and water, ono half pint. Dis
solve the soap In water, add the other
solid ingredients, mix we'll and add
turpcntinc. Lay on with sponge and
polish off with brush.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

A LADY's Wl>n.-' On, how do
wish my skin was as clear AZ yours,n
sail a lady to her friend. "You can
easily make iC So" answered the friend
"llowP" inquired the first lady. "By
using Hop Bltters, that makes pure
rich blood and blooming health. 1t did
for mo, as you obscrve." Read of It.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

CAUSE AND EFFECr.-rhe main cause
OF nervousness Is Indigestion, and that
IS caused by weakness Of tho stomach.
Noonc can have sound nerves ana eooI
heaith without using Hop Bitters TO
strengthen the, stomach, purify the
blood, and keep tho liver and kidneys
actiVe, to carry of all the poisonous
aDa waste matter OF tho system. SEQ
other column. -....
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

For BRoNcHIAL, AsTHMATIc, and
Catarrhal Complaints, and Coughs and
Colds,i i"Bro,on's bronchial Iroches'
manifest remarkable curative! proper
ties. limitations are offered for sale,
many of which are Injurious. The
genuine "Bro,on's bronchial Iroches"
are sold only in 6oSes. gue ssr
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

A CORRESPONDENT of the american
Culttudtor says that pear trees need a
great deal of water. He watered some
of the pear trees In his garden with H.
quid manure every day last summer
aud fall, and 1t Is surprising to see how
the fruit increased In size and quality.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

To PREVENT IocK-JAw.--Lock-ja jaw
Is one of the most terrible diseases to
which mortals are exposed. a Califor-
mia exchange asserts that no one need
be in danger Of such attack from wounds
caused by rusty iron. The worst case
OF intlamcd wounds may be cured by
smoking the injured part with burning
wool or WOODEN cloth. Anything that
produces safety from such fatal dis
ease is worth recording.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

In making cheap bread pudding soak
bread crumbs in cold water all night.
squeeze tho water out, add chopped on
ions, herbs, and parsley, pepper and
salt, with little suet or dripping.
Bake In a Yorkshire pudding tin and
cut out In squares. For sweet pud-
ding uso currants, spice, and brown
sugar instead Of onion, herbs, pepper
and salt.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

WATER FURRows.-When all else is
done, mako the necessary water fur
rows ut once. These may come rain
the next day and do damage. Dispcrsc
the water INTO several channels, ruthcr
than let 1t collect in one or two. When
the field Is IN grass, these water fur
rows will be useful In spreading the
rain moro evenly over the field.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

wHsN MINI AND BODY 4BHpub OF SORTS, with.
cold extrennicies, ayell6wfesB III the skin, coss
stir about be slire you are in for q Is li1iis AZ
tuck, sprlngtng from more or IesS Dlsordered
Liver. rDr. Jayne's Sanative Pills Will bring the
move All hillary di6tress
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

IT makes person feel sad to hear a
crying baby, suffering probably from
some slight pain, which could be easily.
relieved by the use Of DR.. BULBS Baby
Syrup. which Is for sale at ull drug
stores. S.ar e# 2 So "a =
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

"AN English wQ'nan's track is the
grave of sentiment" says Springfield
writer. 81 have seen u Countess pro-
Irude from her carriage in Regent
street y number nine Congress- boot,
tile elastic worn and stretched loose,
and the strap to pull them Oh by stick
ing out" Let Americans read and be
thankful.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

r. TRU economy, is net buying tho low
est priced article. The best is cheapest.
SO with Dobbins' Nieotric Soap, (msde
by Cragln q Co.,, Philad'a..) 1t 10 best
and cheapest and we ask our readers to
test 1t for themselves I" ~ 4.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

a DANBURY boy was discovered
"playing hockey" yesterday by an un-
Gle. He vas working a velocipcde in
the suburbs. twas supposed by the
uncle that the boy had taken advan-
tage Of his fathers absence out Of town
for the day. But the young man de-
MED the impeachment, and cluimed
that he stayed from school because of Il
sore heel-not sore enough to prevent
workinga yelocipede, but too sore for
study.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

THOSE who use ,Carbollne, as now
Improved and perfected the great Pc
troleum hair renewer, are always DIS
tinguishcd by tho beautiful soft, text
ure OF the hair produced by the use OF
the most exquisite Of all toilet prspara-
tions. nsi .E',l
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
AGRICULTURE.

FARM MACHINERY.-Am M manu-
facturcrs of farm tools shape them in
such a way rs to do the work with the
least physical labor. The English man
ufacturcr on the other hand. has a
pride In making everything substantial, l,
heavy and solid without any regard to
the weight or strength needed. Why,
there is more wood and iron IN an ELL
glish farm-cart than would make two
American carts, and yet with their
superb roads they load theirs no heavier
than We do ours. An English manure
fork is of the same size and pattern 1t
was half century ago-a square,
rough tine shouldered near the point
calling for the greatest amount of force
In loading or unloading. The American
FORK is a round polished tine, tapering
gradually from the point to the base,
and calling for tho least power. The
weight OF an English plow Is at least
three times that of ours and its length
about twice, and yet it takes neither
wider nor deeper furr0w-slices than
our best plows. In fact, one pair of
horses attached to one of our best pat
tern plows will do from third to Il hall
more work in the same number ofhours
than an English firmcr with his long,
unwfeldy pattern that is out Of all pro-
portion, both in length and weight, to
the work 1t is intended for. The same
is true Of the English hnrrOwS, cultiva-
tors and all of the implements | found
in common use for turning or culLiva-
ting the soll. The ordinary wooden
mandrake is Il clumsy, heavy thing,
having from Il third to half more wood
than is actually necessary. In many
Instances, in going through England,
in many Of the agricultural districts
which l visited, farmers cultivating
from forty TO a hundred acres of lane
still continue to cut their grain crops
with the reading hooks and cradle.
The English cradle has u scythe blade
of ordinary size and length, with two
short wooden fingers. The man cut
ting with this cradle throws the cut
grain around against the uncut stand
ing grain. Another man follows the
cradler, equipped with piece Of stick
about three feet In length with an iron
hook on the end Of It, and gathers the
cut grain into sheats and places them
Oh tho stllbble before tho next swuth can
be cut. Tho American, or WHAT'S COM
monty called tho "Yankce," cradle has
wide scythe-bladc sim liar in size and
length to tho English, but instead OF
two short fingera It has four long ones,
and the operator cuts the grain, which
falls OH the fingers and which IS thrown
into sheaf on the stubble entirely out
of the way Of the next cratller who fol-
lows, leaving tho Gu: grain ready to be
bound, one man with us doing the. work
Of Two in England. In talking on the
subject with an intelligent far in
Essex county, England, had difficulty
in convincing him that the long fingers
Of the yankee" cradle would not or
could not get tangled up in tho straw,
nor coHld induce him to send and get
an American cradle, although he was
labor when compared with tho low
price Of Inrm produce.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

AS sins proceed they ever multiply
like figures In arithmetic, the las
stands for more than all that went be-
fore It.. .. H.. .... ....
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

APPLE BUTTER PUDDINa.-One. pint
OF milk, three eggs, two cups Of -four,
two cups of apples, cut small. Bake
one hour and eat with sauce. "
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10
HUMOROUS.

WArTY MoRRlsoN.--A Scotch clergy
tnan by the name of Watty Morrison
was a man of most irrepressible humor.
On one occasion Il 70 ng officer scotfed
at the idea that 1t required 50 much
time and study to write sermon as
ministers pretend, and offered Il bet
that he would preach a an hoar on any
passage in the Old Testament without
the slightest preparation. Mr.. Norris
ON took the bet, and he gave for Il text,
"And the ass opened his mouth and
ne spake." The parson won tho wager,
the officer being rather disincliucd to
employ his eloquence upon that text.
On another occasion Mr.. Morrison
entreated al officer to pardon poor
soldier for some offence he had COM
mitted. The officer agreed to do so II
nc would In turn grant him the first
favor ho would ask. -.
Mr.. Morrison agreed to this. In
day or two the officer demanded that
the ceremony of baptism should be per-
formed on puppy. The clergyman
agreed toit and Il party Of many gen
tlemen assembled TO witness the novel
baptism. /r..l 4 ..... .v.-
Mr.. Morrison desired the officer to
hcld up thS puppy, as was customary
IN the baptism Of children, and said:
'As am m mister of the Church
or Scotland, must proceed according
to the ceremonies OF the Church."
"Certainly," said the Mayor; "I ex-
pect all tho ceremony"
"Weil, then, Major, I begin by the
usual question. You acknowledge
yourself the father of this puppy p"
a roar of laughter burst from the
crowd; the officer threw the candidate
for baptism away, and thus the witty
minister turned the lamgh against the
lnidcl, who intended to derido the SIT
cred ordinance.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

WE DO not beliaYe in medicine for
children. but wo do believe In Dr.. BULBS
Baby Syrup and assert that no family
should be without it,. ts
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

AN old bachelor was com ting n wild
ow, and both had sought the aid Of art
to give to their fading hair darker
shade. "That's going TO bo on affcc-
tionate COUPLE" said wag. elbow
so?" asked friend. "Why. don't you
sec they are dyeing for each other al
ready.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

WITH all the Frenchman's boasted
economy In culinary matters, he never
thinks Of serving up lamb in its own
Capers.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

KISSES arc the right kind Of smacks
to sail down the stream of life with
although taking bus is not bad
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

DEALERS In weather strips are mad
enough, and no wonder; the weather
out-strips all their efforts toward max
Ing our houses warm and comfortable.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

''THERE Is plenty of bottom there
remarked sporting man, pointing to q
pedestrian with pair of enormous feet
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

A NEBRASKA monument to horse
thief is SIMPLY stone at the head Of a
grave and sign reading; "It would
have been cheaper for him to 20 on
fOot.'' E...t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-10

"BLEssED are the peacemakers, -
said the small boy who dropped cost.
ly vase. "'. tE'Ht II ~"