The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-08-26
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s. sever saw by bands a. dirty
! ts4isaia . peialAas mother 70 Der
tile girl 10. boz your ma DID, vac
ue Hpg
D4a'3 01fay i getuug up a
al3as match between men ADD
ere. Tie horse mas, begin 10 tbius
ttat msn i /. bigger ass than The mule.
T6e desire 10 go somewhere dar.
taR boz wvs1befis oaly eaaAlisd BY the
dee % get bach again
"A statistical barber 10 Philadelphia
saya ibat tba loasest cared men want
i6oHf hair epl u4e shortest.
Boston bas a public yineger inspec
pEafa salary Of thousand Ayear
Oac wood thick be would get awfally
tired looking after his mother.
itis cuusoiiagto know that the
u wbo whistles At bis work frequent
y, u whistle for hi. pay The world
comparatively small but il is toll Of
o~mpeasa'ious.
Hole % dar. said a colored man,
lAIling IA acquaintance Does yer
cross % street cherry time yer sees me
Ter keep from payia' dat bin No. !
docsn't. Wba, fur deni To keep from
bein axed Tor H.
How many dealhsf asked the hos.
pa physician. while going bis rounds
Stas. Why, | ordered medicine for
Yes. but one wouldn't take It.
A critic ia noticing a discourse on
Sayings aud Doings OF Great Men,
fsmarks: Il is cad 10 observe how
much they said aud bow little they did
There is a fortune ia store for the
niliner who shall devise a bonnet that
au be worn 10 any part Of = church
and always present the trimmed side
TO the congregation.
~ cynical exchange charges that a
Boston high school girl remarked on
5eetng a Ere engine at work Who
scald have believed that such a dimin-
nhvc looking object could hold so much
water.
What DO you mean by bumbug-
piag, madamY asked an ugly bsrrister
Of sn old lady BIO was cross examining,
J don't know a. ! can exactly say, sir;
bat lady wgatJ cay 10 you that
Won 10 handsome man, that would be
what ia call humbugging
am opposed 10 a class legislation
sAii a roaring socialists j believe that
hgacfts ought TO be distributed equal
Then you won't care, said bis
adianced, who is a conseryate, If | hirt
With The other boys eomey A new
light lawned upon bis philosophy aud
he at once filed a bill Of exceptions.
Give a man four apple dumplings.
Hth some good kind Of a liniment on
them aud after he has eat them and
t8ey have settled down 10 hsrdpAu, you
e, an crawl up to him on either side with
a dosc OF morality. or eve some new
kind Of soap Tor taking spots oct OF
olother.
look leah, squire. dars a uiggah
10 Galveston what'e been sassin me ;
supposea | ies maui de life outen him Z
The lawyer replied You could be apt
70 get your neck stretched Now boss
o il jokin'. What do white folks
care Iot.one niggah noah or lees now
Re census is done tuckl
They had their usual evening quar-.
rei a. they sat by the hearth On one
&c sat quietly a blinking dog, and on
re other q purring cat, and The old
oman pleaded with her growing hus.
taad Yast look At dat gat aud dat
tog iey nefsr gwauels nor fights like
as. Yah. said the old gtowler. / know
dot bot yusl tie dem togedder one
time and den you see wotl
Whcu Young JEFF frst came up 10
towe his ialber told him il would be
polite when being helped At dinner to
ray 10 the boat. half that. II you please,
= happeaed that at ihe fret dinner
which be vas invited a sucking pig
- one q the disbes Tho host point
* with tis knife 70 the young porker.
ssed, Well, Nr. JED, will you bare
Nis ouf iaroute dish, o. haauch Of
nattoa' Upon which. r~ecollecting bic
Jrst lesson, be replied. Half that, il