Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1880-10-07
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the last quarter is gone.
The penalty of success is to he bored
by the attentions of people who used
to snub you.
An unhappy marriage is like an cleo
trio machine--it makes one dance, but
you can't let 60
The old saying that beauty is only
skin deep loses its significance when
applied to an illigator
"Now this is what | call business"
remarked an undertaken, as an unfOr-
tmate gentleman stepped into his store
and died
The beauty's face is her fortune.
The politicians facets his fortune, also.
It's usually denominated "cheek" in his
case, however.
Mrs. Langtry is no longer called the
Jersey Lily; society has given her an
other pet name-"the Amber Witch"
She is said to be loveler than ever.
Says the London Truth american.
ese is very easily acquired, and resi-
dence of Il couple of years in Chicago
will even teach "A London cockney to
place his his properly"
Gath" who has recently visited
Brighton, declares that the calves and
ankles of American girls far surpass
in beauty those of their British sisters.
This is important, if true,
4 maiden lady of ,Johnstown. for dis.
appointed love, has let her toe-nails
grow seven years long. The only pro-
pOsal she has received since was from
man with two wooden legs.
satin died here" reads Pittsbug
sign, but it was not till an astute ALE
ghany Dutchman inquired when lie
died there that the people understood
that they could get satin dyed,
A well-cooked breakfast will do more
towards preserving peace in the family
than will seven notices on the wall,
even though they he framed in the
most elaborate Of gilt mouldings.
"Dr Tanners experiment" says the
Taunton Gazette, lis not new. 1t has
been tried hundreds of times by the
gullible editor who wishes to publish a
four page paper in one page town"
The positions of the children of the
Duke of Argyll vary from the merchants
counting rooms to the governor gener-
alShip Of Canada, and the rank Of their
wives from that of commoner to prin-
cess.
\ Kentucky chicken that lived five
days and was hatched on the farm of
Col. ]. W. Reynolds had four legs. In
walking the legs were all kept in mo-
tion. and it was rs lively a chick as
ever scratched dirt
Speaking Of Il new mosquito netting
Mark Twain writes "The day is com
ing when we shall sit under our nets in
church and slumbcr peacefully, while
the discounted flies club together and
take it out of the minister
4 gentleman at one Of the hotels
split some milk ON his coat and Won
dered if il would leave a grease spot.
"Greasc Spot?" qucried the fellow
boarder. "Wcll | should say no. Look
for chalk marks when it dries up
4 sailor was recently brought before
Il magistrate for beating his wife, when
the magistrate attempted To reach his
heart by asking him if he did not know
that his wife was the weaker vessel"
III the is She Oughtm't ocarry 50 much
SAIL replied Jack.
4 Hungarian exhibited in Il phrcno-
logical museum two skulls of dif-
fprrnt proportions. Whose is the
large skull" asked a spectator. at
belonged to the celebrated Attlla King
Jf the Huns" And the small onc?"
Also to Attilla, hut when he was
.hild."
In one of the Rondout u. " church
IS on recent Sunday, the supply,
minister from New York. after listen
ng to the tine singing Of an anthem,
aid: Nov that the choir have had
heir little fun. we will commence the
worship of God by singing the 9llth
lymn."
DIR. Il. V. Pierce, Consulting Physi-
ian to the Worlds Dispensary and
nvalid'S Hotel, Of Buffalo. n. Y, has
'esigmcd his seat in Congress that he
nay devote his whole time and atten-
ion to those applying to the Worlds
)ispenSary Medical Association for the
reatment Of Chronic Diseases.
4 very simple model enables us to
'eali2e in some degree the vast size of
l,n t,,,, n,,,,,u,a1 ,,.itl hp 81
When the sun is represented by a ball
If three inches in diameter, a minute
Iall of three-hundredths of an inch in
must he placed at a distance
If thirty feet from it to represent the
earth and its distance from the sun.
Mr.. c. V. Riley maintains that the
rNy worm in the latitude of st. Louis
develops four generations annually
hat its common mode of alternating
is not in the egg chrysalis, but in the
arva state, and that the injurious
brood is that which succeeds the hiber-
hating one, or, in other words, the
progeny of the moths of the hibernat-
ng larva.
Dean Stanley was not equal TO his
when he performed the
ceremony of Professor Tyn-
lall. The Dean should have asked the
yroom: "Do You take this anthropoid
o be your coordinate, to love with
iour nerve centels, to cherish with
Tour whole cellular tissue until final
disturbance shall resolve its
organism into its primitive atoms?'
Says the Boston Transcript: 1--WE
10 not know much of course, those of
is who stay in the city all summer, hut
still it will not do for woman to come
up from Newport for a day or two and
.ry to make us believe that it is fash
,nable to carry garnet smshade with
| gown rufled with magenta, nor can
we be persuaded that scarlet hat rib
Dons and a crimson plaid sash and
Pompeian red stockings when worn
with cheese colored linen dress make
! pretty costume for small child"