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The CUTIcURA REMEDIES are prepared by
WEEKS q POTTER, Chemists and Druggists, $50
druggists Price of CUTICURA, small boxes, 80
cents cents; large boxes, containing two and one
nan ma tlmes the quantity of small, 81. REsoLvENT
cake; by mail, 80 cents; three cakes. rs cents.
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m conUectlon with UED GOEONK RAIL,
ROAD,
BOSTON TO THE SOUTH,
Scientifically Line, Quick Time. Low
Rates, Frequent Departures.
Freight received and forwarded daily to FALL
RIVER, there connecting with the Clyde Steam-
ers, sailing every WEDNESDAY, and SATUR-
DAY to Philadelphia direct, connecting at
Philadelphia with Clyde Steam Lines to Charles
ton, =. C., Washington, ID. g., George
town, ID. g., Alexandria, W., and all Raj
and Water Lines.
Through Rates named and Bills of Lading iveu
from any point in New England to Philadelphi
For rates of Freight and other information apply tC
ID. ID. G. MINK, Agent,
1876 Washington Street, Boston, Mass
WIN. II. Clyde IL Co., General Managers,
No. IL So. Delaware Ave-, Philadelphia.
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Lot For Sale.

nN PEARL STREET, Woodfords Corner. One
" of the pleasantest building lots on high ground
overlooking the city and harbor, with easy drain
age. viii be sold very low and on easy terms.
Apply to S. ii. COLESWORTHY Jr., Bookstore
No. 100 Exchange Street. Portland.
mY1 dSr&-IhI m
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To Let,

N the western part of the city, frst-class house.
Il to be let furnished, for four or five months
from May 10Th. Address L. Box 1914, Portland.
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RAILROADS.
Portland and Worcester Line
PORTLAND & ROCHESTER, r. r.
SPRING ARRANGEMENT.

SPR1NG AHRANGEMENT.
,-.-------- On and after Thursday, April :,
$50, Passenger Trains viii leave
zz-51,,asPortland, Preble st. Station at z.
80 a. and a.s5 p. IN arriving
at Worcester at 2.15 p. IN. and 7.3O p. m. Return
ing leave Union Depot, Worcester, at 7.30 a. and
II. 16 a. mr. arriving at Portland at LIS p. m. and
600 p. m.
For Clinton. Aver june, Fitchbnrg,
Nashua, Howell, Windhan, and Ep-
ping at 3.:S0 n. IN. and I. I5 D. ma.
FOR Manchester, Concord and points North, at
l.15 p.
For Rochester, springvale, Alfred, Wat
erbOro and Saco River.7 80 ni., 4. 5
p. M, and (mixe0 at 6.40 p. m. Returning
leave Rochester at GnixeO 6.45 a. m, II .05
am, and $40 p. M; arriving at Portland
(mixed) 9.35 a. m, LIZ p. m and 90 p m.
Mills, Westbrook and WO0dfOrd's.
at 30 a. ni., &.h5, q. as and (mixed) 6.4J
ID.
The LIS p. M. IL ain from Portland connects at
Aver june with E5Oosac Tunnel Route for
the West, and at Union Depot, Worcester, for
New Work via Norwich Lime, and ali rail,
via Springfield, also with N. ". a. N. L. II.
n. (''Steamer Maryland RouteD for Pki;udei-
phia. Baltimore, Washington, and the
South and with Boston a. Albany Il. Il. for
the West.
Close connections made at Wesfbrook juno
ton with through trains of Me. Central Il. r., and
at GrandTrunk Transfer, Portland, with through
trains of Grand Trunk r. r.
Through tickets to all points South and West. at
Depot offices and at collins s. Adams, No. % Ex-
change Street
apr1dt j. NJ. HUNT supt.
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For Lewiston and Auburn.

Passenger Trains leave at 1890 and 800 p. N.
The train leaving at IL. 10 p also has passen-
ger car attached, connecting at Cumberland juno,
ton with mixed train for Lewiston Auburn,
Winthrop and WaterviI,e. The Ills p. m.
is the Night Express Train with Pullman sleeping
ear attached making close connection at Bangor
for all stations on the Bangor & Piscataqus K. r..
the L: & N. A. Railway, and for SO. John and
Halifax, EouitOn, Woodstock. ST. AM
drews, 81. Stephen, EreGel teton, Fort
Fairfield and Caribou.
Passenger Trains arrive ia Portland as
fellowship morning trains from Augusta, Gar
diner, Bath, Brunswick and Lewiston at S.35 and
$40 a. IN. The day trains from Bangor, Dexter
Belfast, Skowhegan. Pennington. X. Il Il. r. r..
and all intermediate stations at 12.45 and 1882
I'm: The afternoon trains from Augusta, Bath
and Lewiston at 545 p. m. The Night Pullman
Express train at 1.50 a.
PAYSON TUCKER, Sup't
Portland, Jan'y. 20, 1880
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FARM FOR SALE

In OXFOKD, Oxford County, Maine.
Will be sold at Bargain, the Moses
Weber farm situated three miles from
Norway Village and the same distance
from Oxford Village. This farm COM
prises about four hundred acres of land,
with splendid intervale. This would
make one of the best Sugar Beet raising
the finest beds of Clay for making first
quality Brick in the state. The yard
would need but little expense to be put
in first class condition. For further par.
ticulars inquire of JOHN FARQUHAR,
20 and % East St., Boston, Mass, or
Freeland Howe, Real Estate Agent, Nor
ay, Me.
ap14 W&S2m
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FNHE lower part of a house on New High St.
Il No. 221, Sunny side,) in perfect repair having
been newly painted and papered Furnace Gas. and
Sebago. Suitable for a small family. Apply to
AUGUSTINE S. FERNALD, Middle St, over j. A.
Merrill & Cos. may3d2w
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COMPREHENSIVE.
PARTNERSHIP,

FK1HE undersigned have this day formed a copart-
Il nership, and will continue the Crockery, Chi
ma, and Glassware business, under the firm name of
HAYES Il DOUGLASS, at the old stand of the late
firm, No. PAP Middle Street.
h. L.. ID. HAYES
ROBERT DOUGLASS
Portland, March 1st 1880. ap27d3w
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ON the sunny side OF Winter Street. near Pine
" Street. Contains parlor, sitting room, dining
room, kitchen all six sleeping rooms, with an
abundance of closet. Lot 100 feet deep. Roof
slated. Apply to WIN. II. JERKS, Real Estate
Agent. ap26d3Wk
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For Sale.

EOf Ssllcs
Land and House, Cor Spruce and Emery Streets.
Land and Store, No. Gait Block
Land and Store, No. 1872 Bracket Street.
Land and House, No. 20 Paris Street.
Land and House, No. Park Place.
Land and House, No. 30 Winter Street.
Land and Shop, No. Is Cotton Street.
Land and buildings, Corner of Danforth and
Bracket Street.
2 New Houses on Congress Street, West End
This property belongs to the estate of G. r. g.
l.. E. Frost insovent debtors. Inquire of or sendto
EDWARD P. CHASE, Assignee
81 Deering st.
Portland, April 23d, 1880. ap24d1m
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BOSTON & MAINE RAILROAD.
WINTER ARRANGEMENTS.


- On and after Monday, Oct.
i.sss ssaoasssssHf 3, 1879, Passenger Trains
l.,sz.ilawill LEAVE PORTLAND
LOO, $50 p M, arriving at Boston at 1.3O, $50,
500 p. m. Returning, leave Boston at 7.3O a. M,
1880, $50 p. M, arriving at Portland at 1910.
500, 800 p. m.
For Scarborough Bench, Pine Point, Old
Orchard Beach, SacO, Biddef0rd, and
kennebunk at $40 a. m, LOO, $50, 5.45
Fer Wells, No. berwick, Salmon Falls,
Great Fails, Rochester, Pennington,
~. H., Dover, New Market, Exeter,
sanvGrhils, Lawrence, Andover, and
Eowels at 8.45 a. M, LOO, $50 p. m.
ger Alton Nay at S.45 a. M, $50 o. m.
sfsT MANCHESTER and Concord (via Lawrence)
at $40 a. H.; (via New Market Junction. at
$50 p. m.
Morning Train leaves Kennebunk for Portland of
ITO, arrives,at Portland at S.07.
The LOO p. NJ Trains connect with Sound Lime
steamers for New Work.
The $50 p. m. trains make connections with
New u ork all rail.
FkrOmgEs Tickets 80 ali Paints South and
West at lowest rates.
Trains on Boston a. Maine road connect with all
steamers running between Portland and Bangor
John and Halifax. Also connect with Grand Trunk
trains at Grand Trunk Station, and Maine Central
and Portland s. Ogdensburg trains at Transfer Sta
ton.
All trains stop at Exeter ten minutes for refresh
ments. First class Dining Rooms at Portland
Transfer Station Exeter Lawrence and Boston.
THROUGH TICKETS to all points West and
South may be had of w T.. Williams. Ticket
Agent, Boston & Maine Depot, and at Union
Ticket G6;ce, 40 Exchange st.
JAS. L. FURBER, Gen. Supt
S. H. STEVENS. Cen Agent Portland.
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For Sale or TO Let.

fHIHE large Tannery establishment, situated over
Il the Forge stream in Yarmouth. five minutes
walk from the Maine Central, also G. T. r. r. Sta
tion will be sold low, rented for term of years
Said buildings are wen adapted for Shoe Factory
For further particulars, enquire of
j. j. HUMPHREY.
Yarmouth, May 9TH, 1880. maY5d&w3w*
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Maine Centr al
RAILROAD.
MONDAY, JAN'Y. 26, 1850,

Passenger Trains leave Portland for Ban
gor, Dexter, Belfast and Watervilie NJ
1870. 1895, and Ills P. M.
For skowhegmn at 1890, 1885 and IL .15 pm.
For Augusta, NaiiOweli, Gardiner and
Brunswick at 100 a. H., 1926, BIO and H.
10 p. m.
For Rocisiaud and all stations on Knox g. Lin
coin X. r. and for Lewiston and Earnin gfon
via Brunswick, at 700 a. m. and 1886 p. m.
For Bath at 100 a. NJ, and 80 and BIO p. m.
For Pennington, Monmouth, Winthrop,
ReadfeId, West Waterviiie and Water
willie via Lewiston at IL 80 D. m.
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A COW that wore bell having been run over
and killed on railroad, the owner brought
suit against the railroad company for damages
1t was proved that the engineer rang the bell
and tried to brighten the COW off the track, but
the farmers lawyer also proved that the COW
rang her bell and tried to brighten the engine
on the track. and SO the jury decided lin his
favor.-Port Jarvis Gazette
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An Old Doctors Advice

1t was this: Crust in God and keep your
bowels open" For this purpose many an old
doctor has advised the -habitually costive to
take Kidney ort-for no other remedy so eff
fectually overcomes this condition, and that
without the distress and gripings which other
medicines cause 1t is radical cure for piles.
ID ont fail to use it.
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A professor said of an acquaintance: s'He is
writing book on metaphysics, and is really
cut out for it. The clearness with which he
thinks he understands things and his total in
ability to express what little he knows, will
make his fortune as philosopher"
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The Baby's cries are its only method of let.
ting you know that it suffers and needs DR.
Bulls Baby Syrup. Price % cents a bottle.
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Fine Residence on State Street
For Sale.

For Sale.
FTyHE Brick Dwelling House, No. "a State Street,
i with about $500 feet of land will be sold at
bargain. A large part of the purchase money
may remain on mortgage if desired. Apply to L.
S. HOOPER, Fluent Block, Corner Congress and
Exchange Street. ap2Odtf
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Gentle
w omen

Who want glossy, luxuriant
and wavy tresses Of abundant,
beautiful Hair must use
LYONS KATHAIRON. This
elegant, cheap article always
makes the Hair grow freely
and fast, keeps it from falling
ont, arrests and cures gray
ness, removes dandruff and
itching, makes the air
strong, giving it a curling
tendency and keeping it in
any desired position. Beau
tiful, healthy Hair is the sure
result Of using Kathairon.
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Homse and 6srocerv E,or saIa

HORSE ana Grocery EOf SAFE.
FHfHE shop and tenement over the same located
Il at the Southerly corner of Portland and Paris
streets, together with the two story house adjoining
The owner having removed from the city, will sell
at a low price. Owner having removed from the
city, apply to VIM. H. JERKS, Real Estate Agent.
May LIST, 1880. my1d3w*
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AT Auburn KY, young lady asked Salem
man for "men's size of ladies' Shoes" DIARY
of drummer
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Vaults Cleaned and Ashes Removed

A from 81 to So per cord or So per load. All
n Orders promptly attended to by calling on or
addressing K. GIBSON,
fczdh 6SS Congress St.
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WANTED, GOOD AGENTS

To sell my New Bible. The best edition. Has
month and give every successful agent charge Of
territory. A rare chance for experienced men.
Give experience, age and territory preferred Send
this.
w. j. HOLLAND,
ap2ldlm Springfield, Mass.
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1.-THE BEST Cough MEp1c1N in the World :
The OLD Vegetable Pulmonary Balsam. Cutler
Bros. Co., Boston. Small reduced to 35c
Larg5, 81.
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Delicate females find Malt Bitters nourish
ing, Strengthening and purifying.
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FOR SALE.

The old and reliable firm of
Nutfer Bros 4 Co. offer for sale ON
reasonable terms, there entire
stock Oh Stoves, Ranges, and
Kitchen furnishing goods.
10 any one wishing to engage
isi the stove and kitchen furnish
ing goods, also general lob shop
i'm connection, will find this one
OF the best opportunities offered
this season. This is without doubt
the best stand i'm the State OF
Maine. Address NUTFER BROS
& co. 80 Market Square, Port
land, Maine.
mar13 If
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Wit and Wisdom.

Poker-player's epitaph = "Heaven called
him."
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For Sale

OF Sale.
DRICK HOUSE on Pine, and 2 frame houses on
ID Spring Street, for sale at bargain.
C. 2. MATTOCKS 81 " Exchange st.
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WANTS.
Wanted.

RY quiet family of three persons, anice suit of
- rooms for housekeeping, about five in number
properly arranged in modern house. with usual con
venlences nice locality. Good references given.
Address, P. o. Box. 693, City. mayl I'd WV
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PROPOSALS.
Proposals for RatiOns and Pro-
visions

OFFICE OF LIGHTHOUSE INSPECTOR,
First District, at Portland, Me-, 1880. I
GEALED PROPOSALS will be received at this
- Office until IL O'Clock NJ on TUESDAY the
18th day of May, 1880, for Rations and Provisions
fiscal year ending June 80, 1881. Forms of Pro-
posa and printed Specifications giving full particu-
lars as to the articles required the quantity and
quality, the terms of delivery and payment can be
obtained at this Office The right is reserved to
reject any and all bids and to waive any defects.
j. S. SKERRETT, Captain U. S. N,
my6eod2w Lighthouse Inspector.
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ANNUAL MEETINGS.
PORTLAND COMPANY,
Annual Meeting,

FFyHE stockholders of the Portland Company, are
IL hereby notified that the Annual Meeting of
this corporation will be held at the office of the
pany at their works. on TUESDAY, the 25th day of
May, at o'clock in the afternoon, for the follow
ing purposes, viz:
LIST. To act on the report of the Directors und
Treasurer.
I'd To choose Directors for the ensuing year.
3d. To act on any other business that may come
before the meeting.
RUFUS D. BEAN, Clerk.
Portland, May 10th, 1880. may11ecdtdM
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Houses and House Lots for Sale
IN IeEERING.
Apply to CHARLES RICH,
oc15tf Is Exchange ST., Portland Me.
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(Gticura
HUMORS OF THE BLOOD.
SKIN, AND seal

CUTICURA REsoLvENT is the most powerful
Blood Purifier and Liver Stimulant ever compound
ed In forty minutes after taking the first dose it
showing that it has entered the blood and been dis
tributed throughout the entire system. In its pas
the corrupt particles of matter which foster and
maintain disease, with which it chemically unites,
destroying and gradually eliminating them form the
system.
Hence its power to forever expel Scrofuous. Can
cerous, and Canker Humors, which unchecked fill
the body with foul corruptons and out the del
icate machinery of Life.
CUTIcURA, the great external remedy for all HUI
mors of the Scalp and Skin, Ulcers Sores and Dis
charging Wounds, is the most soothing and healing
of outward applications 1t speedily destroys fun
gus and parasitic growths, restores the oil glands
and tubes to healthy condition, and cures, when
assisted by the CUTICURA SOAP, Diseases of the
Skin and Scalp which have been the torture of a
life time.l
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To Let.
CITY ADVERTISEMENTS

STORE formerly occupied by Amos Grover, No.
~ 659 CONGRESS ST. ap27dtf
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BOARD.
Summer BoarIers Wanted.

N one of the most beautiful places in Maine;
Il near the famous Mineral Springs of Poland;
scenery unsurpassed; many attractions. Terms
Spring House, Poland, Maine. my1deod5w
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Persuaded.

Before the train LETT Day City yes
terday morning for Detroit, q woman
nearly six feet tall. and having a CON-
plexion like fresh burned brick, en-
tered the depot followed by a dog
nearly az big as yearling call. Having
purchased ticket, the woman stood
beside the train until the con luctor
came along, when she led off with
"You have been pointed out to me
as the boss of this train"
"Yes'm," was his modest reply.
"Nell, Pm going to Detroit tort he
old man."
eyes"
".And this dog is going along with
me. He goes where 1 go every time
in the year."
"Yes he can go down in the Dag
gage car"
"Not any he cart. That's what
| stopped You for. This ere dog is
going long in this ERE car aud no.
where eI4e !''
''1'he rules of the road-''
s'!tnles be hanged My old man
can be banged around by everybody
and he never demands his rights but
Lucinda liant Thomas-no. by a
jugtnl p
"NEadame, let me-
81 don't want 10 cIawihg off :" sic
interrupted, as she peeled a pair of
black mittens off her big red hands,
''I'm going and the dng,s going, aud
what ! want to know is whether yotl
want 10 raise TOW on the ears OF
have it right now ami herb -
The conductor looked the dog over
and was about to shake his hea.' when
the woman Gegsn nntying her bonnet,
and quietly remarked
81 s'poEg; being as f'n woman, ii
wonld be no more than fair for the
dog to sail in with me. Come here,
Leohhlus y
"Afaaam.6 Q replied the conductor;
a. be feft q sI'ivef 60 mp Ills legs, stake
yotlr dog aud get on board p
"IIm,eti Ini,.n r
ssYes
No row alter thecars star. s''
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A Dispatch says that New Jersey
factory is making $4,000 set of satin
wall hangings, with embroidered birds
in bushes, for an unnamed California
stock operator The design is very
appropriate. All the local stock slsrps
can see whole fiocks of birds in bushes,
which are pretty and good for artistic
material; but what the practical men
yearn for is few fullfeasIered birds In
the hand.
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Feminine Rrevaeles.

Miss Sanborn says that II some old
maids are lonely, there are some wives
who would like to be.
A Canadian woman asks !: s'Oh, why
win not women be Wise and keep
out OF second marriages. She has exam.
Piles and warnings enough"
How noble to the inn6cent young girl
seems THO smart yosing man who has WON
her heart how good, how kind. how gen.
tie, how ever so much nicer than mother:
1t is different, however; when she gers
him she does so everlastingIy want MOTH
er again.
young lady writes to the Whitehall
Rerse,r that the end to be aimed at In
dancing is gracefuiness. The New York
Commercial says I'VE were under the
impression that it Was rich husband
but we never did understand the girls
somehow
Payne. the poet, In recent volume,
says Of the power of the beauty of n ycung
girl:
And all the creatures of the wood
Crept from their leafy Solitude,
The fawns came to her unafraid,
And oh her hand their lnuzzles laid,
Aud fiuttering birds flew down and
stayed.
Col. Higgins3n remarks that there b
| not a club house in Boston furnished with
such absence of luxury as the women's
club rooms on Park street, the contrast
being so great as to seem almost absurd.
The walters at most any fashionable res
| taurant will tell you that what Is q cheap
dinner for man would be dear dinner
for n woman.
There are three graces in Kentucky
Martha. Mary and Margaret Devoe Of
Jessamine County. They were born TO
| the same parents In the same hour IN 1897.
| and have grown up to be mitldle-aged
| spinsters together When they were
young ladies their father exacted from
them vow never to marry and never to
separate nutfl Death. This promise they
| have relIgiously kept.
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y writer in London paper, describ-
ing James Gordon Bennett at Newport,
says that he is tall, thin, active young
man, the hair a little touched with
gray, a bachelor. with shy, retiring
manne;, a finn jaw, a prominent Roman
nose, which reminds you of a portrait
of his father. and would have pleased
Napoleon. ils listens rather than
talks.
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Below we give list of the valleys
situated in Eastern Oregon and Wash
ington. The list is by no means CON-
plete, as there are many small tracts
OF land surrounded by hills or mona
tains which are good agricultural lands,
that have not been favored with q
name:
Josephine, 25 miles long, wide !;
population 500.
klamath, SO long, Is wide people,
500.
John Day, so long, 10 wide people,
400.
Willow creek, SO long, 8 wide peo-
pie, 155.
Birch creek, 90 long, 6 vide; people,
1876.
Cmatills, 90 long, 25 vide; people,
500.
Pine creek, 10 long, Is wide; people.
60.
Grand Roude, 20 long, Is wide
people, 1850.
Powder River, Id long, s wide peo.
pie, 1876.
Jordan River, 25 long, 5 wide !; peo-
Pile, $50.
Willow creek, 10 long, 5 wide !; peo-
pie, 1876.
Burnt River, 8 long, wide people,
Touchet, (Too-she) 40 long, S wide
people 1000.
Columbia Basin, 26 long, 10 wide
people, 1850.
The fofeguing are situated in Oregon
while the following are in Washington
Territory eastern portion):
Walls Walla, 30 long, IS wide
people, 5000
Tuckahnon, so iorg, 8 wide people,
200.
Alpowa, i5 long, s wide people.
80.
palouse. 100 long, e5 wide people,
2,7G0
Columbia Basin, 100 long, SO wide :
people, 5000.
Yakima, 100 long, 80 wide people,
500.
Spokane, Is long, 10 wide People,
$50.
Chehalis, so long, Is wide people,
200.
These lands are, with necessary pop
ulation. capable of producing 900, 600
tons OF wheat annually. The twelve
counties OF Eastern Oregon AID Wash
ington Territory that must be consid-
cred tributary 10 the waters OF the
Columbia and Snake Rivers contain J..
4l4 surveyed townships, or % $40, $50
acres. In the earliest settlement of
Eastern Oregon preference was given TO
strictly valley la,ds. Experience has
shown however, that most excellent
crops OF cereals are sure upon the hills
and table lands. For both fruit raising
and general agriculture, many now
give hillside lands the Preference
Resources Of Oregon and Washington.
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Like the lion in his lair, like the boy in his chair
LAkeahe mule that is chained TO a post
The wifd unrest underneath my vest,
Drives me distracted, almost.
do not know why it pains me 30,
And shuts me up like knife;
Unless a nlince pie and piece of fturkI,
Aro engaged in deadly strife.
didn't cat much of pickles and such,
Raw oysters dozen or SO;
And as for maliard with dressing and salad,
Ididnt take any know.
Yet this wild unrest underneath my vest,
Is not without cause 1t would seem;
SO 1t must be true, rs limited by you,
That I've eaten too much ice cream.
I'm internallee, like the surgefs,l sea.
That is tossed and lasllcd TO e8Sh'
1t ID giving me fts and ia give six bits,
IfIwas safely at home.
Oh the wild unrest un n3erneath my vcst
Oh the fcry. nerce heartburn
Is there aught that can sQusEch tho haneful
belch,
Ofhe of dyspeptic turn7
There's melancholee in the restless sea,
As washes the rocky shore;
There's a ceaseless moan and xripeful groan,
To the iwindsth arc waited DER.
There's sense perturbed TO he heart disturbed
There's unrest In the waterfall;
But the Wild unrest underneath my vest,
just gets AWAY with them all.
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yyeddinx Selebratsons.

Three da-s-Sugar.
Sixty days-Vinegar.
First Ahniversary-fFrocnri
Fifth anniversary-wooden.
Tenth annlversary-Tin.
Fifteenth annivcrsary-Crystnl.
Twentieth anniversary-China.
Twenty.fifth anniEersary-SilYeri
Thirtieth anniversary-Cotr0fti.
Thirty fifth anniversary-LinefY.
Eortieth anniycfsary-Woolen.
Forty-fitth anniversary-Silk.
Fittieth annieersary-Gold.
Seventy flfth ahniyersary-Diarlond.