The Osceola times., 1880-02-21
WAYS OF THE WORLD.


Cmsr ounAY has daughter named
Missouri"
ALrnouun Wilhemi Is a good bowman
he hates archery.
Tus has been bad season for oys-
tiers and foot-warmers.
MoRf men brake in the railroad bisi'
ness than in any other.
TINS climate at Deadwood M times
varies 4se IN half an hour.
The judgments of lowers courts are
liable to meet with reverses.
Tnr man who predicted hard winter
is not very sociable just now.
As the erandmo,her's slippS Is bent,
the youthful bad boy is inclinod.
Tnr Boston Transcript thinks Sala is
GOOD deal of snob and part donkey.
AHoosrrn never sits under she'd
when there il Sight in the ran outside
Tue weather has been too warm FOR
oysters. They 20 down best on cold,
raw day.
Ir now seems as If $40 bonnots were
simplv a medium on which TO show OF
$50 feathers.
A ROLLING stone gathers no moss. but
n rolling mill iist gathers in profits and
makes stockholders smile.
KENTUCKY has discovered an mex.
haustible bed of lithographie stone, and
can now cut her own war maps at home
COLUMBIA" forever. Nations must
Pat. Gilmore on his inspired back for
the work he has done in the anthem
line.
MARY ClrNMER has beautiful house
in Washington, which she paid for with
her ren. and she gives brilliant recep-
,ions.
Puu.,prIPuIA has counted up and
found that she has 10000 houses under
mer,gayv. She would be quite safe IN a
tornado.
Tux age of Abraham Johnson. who
livcs near Scranton. Pa. is los years.
His health is good and his memory re-
parkahle.
THE profit and loss account ofa COM
pany must I've large when Il assesses
stockholders for the purpose Of paying
dividends.
SARA REKSuASpr wants 10 play Ro-
meo. There Is not enough OF her TO
make shadow on the green carpet in
the balcony act.
MontSxAs dresses are all designed
10 cover a scar on her leA breast, the re-
suit Of a aesh wound made by stage
dagger in the hands Of an awkward
actor.
Az English writer has come 10 the
conclusion that England is not iii
country TO live in for any one or any
th.nc, except polar hears and thini
wives.
TIE Prince of Wales is growing 50
bald that by the tine he receives the
Crown Of England wig will have 70
accompany II TO make him presentable
as a Hing. .#a
A pxnAriNG society at Edenville is
abou, 10 discassthe question: lis wealth
preferable TO knowledge" Ii depends
very much upon how much money the
girl has got.
THr nunsber of drug stores st Hot
the number Of boarding houses, and the
number OF undertakers is the same as
the number of elengymen.
NS. WATxISs. Of Madison, remained
4 bachelor until he was tifty-seven years
old. when he married the other day. The
local pspcrs whocped out the headline;
Another old landmark gone.
WE never realized the depth of hu-
man total depravity till az old soak look
III over the exchanges the other DAY,
and wished he VAS S double-heaGed
lamb, 50 he could be placed in alcohol.
Ep!soN's rival in the elecinc light bus
iness, Mr. w. A. Sawyer, New York. al
lowed himself to receive a 10000 candle
power stroke OF home made lightning
las, Tasssiay. and be. has been nearly
blind ever since.
Az old lady ,afer long life Of observs-
tion. remarked that she has always no.
ticei that In the summer time, VIXEN il
is no, noeSied, the sGn is always ho; a.
an oven. while in the winter, when the
warm SUE would be very agreeable, ii Is
as cold as an ice house.
THx wife OF Wendell Phillips has been
an inva.id ever since she was a glrl,
and never leaves her rcom. /; is said
that as Mr.. Phillips Was leaving her, to
make a sp,cch in The crisis OF the anti
slavery movement She said. Don't
shiily shaliy, Wendell"