Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1880-10-28
ITEMS OF INTEREST,
4 nice firnre slNO.Ons

Inc lllVcIltthtl Is t'IStl " iNA i''''
down Just as soon as the doctor gives
him up.
Don't play tag around the hind legs
of this mule" is Il placard in an
indianapolis stable.
The only way to hang Il murderer in
Texas is to charge him with stealing
four dollar mule
The girl who chalks her cheeks
thinks it is better to mark the miss
than miss the mark.
To he able to bear provocation is an
argument of great wisdom; and to
forgive it, of great mind.
A lady for the first time listening to
telephone remarked: Good gracious
II sounds like ones consciencc"'
go out. young man, she's not here"
said preacher in the midst Of his SER
mon, to a youth whom he saw standing
hesitatingly at the portal.
The Concord School of Philosophy
should explain to an eager public why
it is that an ordinary buzzsaw will step
ont Of its way to seize colored man.
This world is I'LL a tleetimg show,
but it takes mighty lively work for
some Of us to keep grip on our tickets
Of admission, however poor the show IS
Stories first heard at a mothers knee
are never wholly forgotten. R'tshtH.
But rules of conduct first enforced at
the same place leave a far more vivid
impression.
4 "slrepinggil" has just awokc in
England after nap of several weeks.
No doubt her long sleep was only
ruse to compel her mother TO wash the
breakfast dishes,
There are many unpleasant things in
this vale of tears, but collar and
but.pnhole large enough to stick your
head through will cause you about as
much trouble as the rest of them.
While moving a log recently, Milo
Parsons. of Northfcld. Conn, found
himself suddenly covered from head To
foot with hornets. Want Of space for
bids the publication Of his remarks.
The great majority of the inhabitants
of Portugal have chestnut hair and
brown eyes. although there is also
decidedly blonde type. The domi-
nant form of lhehcad is dolichocephalic.
Brown gave MS Wli' "l cieE'hU
umbrella for her birthday present.
"Be very careful of it" he said to her.
"Oh. be easy, dear; | will use it only
Oh sundays ana honuafS' anu '''ei' o'''l
Wheh 'Ae "e'''''' % '''''
At q recent mIrag" IN hudson ~
Y, the bride was Young dalhseI VINO
had been Il great llirI. When the cler-
gyman asked the usual question: wv no
gives this woman away Il young lei
low present exclaimed 81 cam nut
won't
"Shon,' said Il Duicilman, you may
say what you please pouI pau neigh
hors; ! have had te worst hel@!lNorS US
never vas. Mine pigs ahd mIne mems
come home init drrt ears spIl', ana
fodder day two ol th~n come nome
missing
An old Highland Clergyman. who
had received several calls 10 parishes
asked his servant where he should 20;
tine servant said; Ito where there is
most sin. sir" The preacher couclud-
ed that was good advice, and went
where there was most money
II is not work which hurts men. 1t
is the curruson Of uncertainty; it is
the arrimonv Of fear: it is the mtci
patton of trouhp:it is the living in Il
state Of painful apprehension. There
fore we should cndcavur to rise out Of
the atmospherc f gloomy GorehodingS.
The man who is lifted above fear and
its whole brood of mischief can so
through twice as much trouble us Il
man who is subject to its influence.
Irgul ngrriagrable ares in different
connt,ins or Fnrono. Austria. If wears
fnr ho,h sevos Hungary Catholic.
males If wears, females IL: Protestant
males Is females II. Russia. males Is,
females l6. Turkey. no legal limit.
italy. males Is. females IL. Prussia,
males Is. females If. France and Be's
rim. males Is. females u. Greece,
males If. females T.. Spain, males II,
females -. I'm switzerland it varies
according to the cantons. males from II
to 20 and females from Il to II years.
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lE i,Ih Jt%, 't ra,r ~ " "ss,,ssination " thnt he
Em.',iI', ,iI to ,oi In.. " mnn his doors changed
mus ','S a., ,,.ooI, ,,u I' h, w. srith whom he he
Uvo ,a,,n, - i"oo,r,%tiIln "oU If is reloted that
nt' ii, VI ,Ininst, 'i' ,T"s ona morning nossinr
.I,S ,n,,.n i;tSla corridn,. lined with Al,
a,io, ,G"S" .,,,,s, IrI, aNd m tbe sudden oneninc
"S'', "a ,i ln,, L,',' ~, o,, ,, ,r'i nn3 the wary
,,.o ", ',i1 "'"t, l""r V' NJ ths n,hr, all in
oL'e',5 ,, VI ,tat ,,Ut' and NV fha, thascnllno
.,e S'o',r ,i,i,' l'si",' nf @ %s MAJESTY alnng
anu anu sr''leiss f,ES =, ,,a n,I Joor nnd flromgh
.lle l1Ss.su aiont t''I,, U,T u Ion,orahla si%ht
.,le i o,,'el, M'9 ,i, y I,ti? i,,,o,h at II
though 'o'''e '"'s"' I''|7 ,7 ~ y. ~ ~.
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