The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1880-11-24
TAILINGS.

TAILINGS,
With cranberry sauce and turkey %gobblers,
with ssTom and jerry and sherry cobblers,
The boys will render thanks-in new ulsters and new
sand SO will their sisters and their cousins and their
aunts."
The "Fusion Hand Bill is what the Nep
North West styles its interesting contempor-
airy, the Miner.
What becomes of all the drums after cleo
tion.-H0Wkeye.
Heads get busted on election day.
Thomas and jeremiah will give q recep-
ton to their numerous friends at the Occi-
dental on Thanksgiving Day.
Beaverhead county Republicans attribute
ship of the party by the county paper.-Mad-
onaa7s
''My bark is on the sea- said q sporting
gentleman on the leyee, the other day, as his
dog went into the river after q stick which
he had thrown in.
Business men of Benton should seriously
consider the proposition to close on Sunday.
There is considerable monotony in 1861 days
work in the year.
THERE'S general Notification and inter-con-
graduation over the birthdays Of our contem-
poraries. We are too young yet to comment
on the matter, but when VIZ score our first
we shall be heard.
Williamson inadvertently signed the wrong
paper when he was making his decision on
mining claims. He may have had two, and
was waiting on the highest bidder, who did
not come in till the eleventh hour.
AT the head of the salty riyulet which is
the end of all political ambition, is found an
element Of disappointed Democratic poll
ticians whose tears are falling over squelched
charges of fraud and miscarried plans TO be-
smirch character.
Has anybody noticed that this ssspell'' fell
upon US just when Gen. Miles took charge Of
the weather. We hope he will turn it on a
little milder, and not give US all the winter at
one time. There is q possibility that the ma
chine may ssgin out if he don't let up,
a maid -as nv cOurt records doth appear.
Whom 5 so. 600 made SO dear,
Unto her waiting lover stern1y said:
s.Fortgo the we'd before we go to wed;
For smoke TAXI flame; I'll be that flames bright fan
ner;
To have your ANNA, give up your Havana"
The wretch, when thus she broughthim to the scratch,
Lit his cigar, and threw away the match,
You have all heard the story of the man
who went out to hurt the bear, and how he
at last got one by the tail how he sung cut
to his comrades, 1--WE got a bear by the tail,
some one come and help me let CO." So with
our able contemporary when he picked us up
for an eight day clock.
The troops at Maginnis are reported to have
their winter quarters about completed. They
are said to be quite Observation-Disclosures
mGn.
Alas, yes! And So IS Maginnis himself.
This is a bad world.-Neao North West.
Blessed are the comfortable, for they GER
tainly inherit The earth.
We were relieved when we walked up Oh
Wednesday morning and found that the
thermometer was still hanging on its accus-
toned nail in the side wall. The night pre-
vious was a severe test Of its gravity, and an
observer might have noticed symptoms Of ex-
cessive melancholy, and a general expression
Of heavy heartedness and depression Of
spirits; in fact there wa danger that they
would fall to low that recovery would be
impossible and suicide inevitable, but we are
happy 10 state the tonic effect of Wednes-
days sun is exerting q general elevation Of
its spirits, which may be a precursor..of entire
recovery.
81 want to see the william who wrote this
article. Where's the proprietor Of this pc
per p"
.sHe's out
where's the managing editor"
Hes out
Where's the reporter r.
Hes out
"Where'm z"
Observation-Disclosures. Two panes Of
glass broken.
stYou're out. .