The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-02

Bustid,
All these, and a great many NOR,
too tejus to menshun, is Democrisy.
The East went for us, and the Wes
scooped us.
The East and the West jined hand.
agin US, meetin jist about at Mentor
which is in the State of Ohio.
We are hopelis, for English did not
open his bar'l and Tilden wuz not {
COW to be milked for another man.
We forged letters, but they kicked
and we writ 1899" on houses in vane
The wind bloweth where it listeth
but this yeer the winds listeth to blow
from the North exclusively.
The North wind is pizen to Dimi-
crat.
We didn't keer much for Hancock
but we did want the Postoffices.
We wanted EN- bad.
Nary Dimokrat now living will ever
set hisself in Postoffis
We wuz defrauded out NV them
places.
We sent enuff repeeters into Injeany
to carry that State, but after takin
our money for ther votes they votid
agin US.
We paid for all the repeaters in Moo
York, but after takin our money they
got a spasm NV decency and voted
with our enemies.
We wuz defrauded, becauz we didn't
git the votes we bought with price.
Cussid be the dishonest man wich
took money for repeetin 10 times, and
then did it only four.
Speshly cussid be he who took Han
cocks money and then went and voted
for Garfield.
But they did it.
There is no more yoose in KILN
niggers to keep EN- from the poles in
the South, for the North kin elect
without US, and its wasted powder
and shot.
The solid South is to the Dimocrisy
ez tapeworm is to man-it con-
soomith the body it inhabits.
The niggers will vote next yeer, and
we shell lose half the Southern States.
| wuz in the cars and | sot me down
aside man whose red nose perclamed
his pollytix. 1t wuz a feerful nose, a
beakon lite. ..
Groanin, l sed unto him, ''Lo we
wuz scooped in the eleckshun.
And he lifted up his voice and sed,
What do 700 mean by sayin WE wuz
scooped?''
And l sed, "The Republicans hev
got us?"
And he scoffinly sed, "Yoo mistake
me, gentle sir. | am not Dimocrat.
The color in my nose is biles."
Ez we bet heavy on Hancock, there
must hev bin a pile Nv men a-going
about whose noses were red, not of
likker, but becoz NV biles.
In Barnum, wich managed, we he'd
purge, and in Hancock, wich we
nominated, we he'd an emetic.
The Dimocrisy Good not stand two
sich calamities, and it went under.
Hancock Good not carry the party
and Barnum both, and he went down.
The Corners mourns becoz its hopes
is blastid.
Seceshn erik will not be slack
watered, nor will we hev gorgus Gus
tom house.
The niggers over at Libertyville will
be protected, and we shell not hev em
for our men servance and made SER
vance.
Ef we hev any more corn we shel
hev to plow, and SOW, and hoe, and
reap, or pay the niger for doing it,
wich is improbable.
The tax ON whisky will be contin-
yood, and our entrales will be yit
parched.
The nigger Lubbock will still hev
the postoffis, and Pollock will be yit
Collector, with Joe Bigler for his
Depity.
Bascom will close his bar, for he
can't run on tick forever, and he will
foreclose on all the farms in the ma
borhood.
Alreddy he hez put up a sign ''N(
Trust" at wich we turn sadly away
or wait for the stranger within )ul
gates to ask us up.
Mine eyes are red with weepin, an(
my nose is gittin winter.
Ef this state NV things keeps up
and | kin borrer clean shirt, | shal
soon pass for Republican.
Shel jine the Republicans? The
don't want me:
Shel | run for elective office
Alas! sich ez me can't be electid.
| will go to Moo York, wher job
Kelly still hez power, and serve Tan
many.
!, Tammany is all that is left NV tn
: Dimocrisy and. Tammany is getti
thin,
i Their is enuff left NV Tammany I