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Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
SO ag lit @eia

Ser alte Diener 4nlelm er3dblt: .glee
heernle, ba tommt 0a neilid iSriBldeas
Sobann ribber bel mid I'm madbt d Sc
barnle un 8eiumfe. oaB lei Sdrre 10 d
@ei3tro9en mare, uno Dab Il o'r 16ehiu
iogar be Gartoifeln een5eln Dor8ebln obdie.
Oas Is nod ear aiebt. Oa bdtt'r bios d
NAL b'n ablen @reelih fennen lernen nils
len, ben apltn uerbnn9erten 50oobbut
ee0entiih fam aler nas Niles gar MID 10
er3ehln. ga, uIf De Qebf, oa frieot'
ih bod Die 6ade ood) nu IaObtgens ibbers
Drili'g. tn fin0'ete TN uerlan0te mgiti' rid
itdno'aen Nobn. oesrnie, ba beuIs idb bod
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
0anfenh ahaeIent.

Ser Sirettor oes GpmnaIiums in Dtin.
tier mar oabintersetonlmen, oaB Die Der-
rem Brimaner leoen Woreen NH III u6s
elnen Shnaps Sur seiitisen nno lsiblid,en
grhelteruna llno Stdrtuna su lid nabmen.
gines Sonnta9s Worgens ldBt er baber
Den primus omniunl Oreber su iid belhei-
ben uno reoet ibn nit ltrenser Wtene an
..Sagen sic 'nlal, Oreber, trinfen sic
Moreen8 S9naps 2"
Oreber: uyiein. ih bante S6nen erae-
benlt, Serr Slrsttor, es III mir bod nod
5u frab"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
5eIbfoeiprdd1 etneg gouern

. elb elprdd1 etnes Bauern.
9a idrei6en's iebt immer bon YeIIimili
unO Optimit-ih ueiB net, oas niro nu9
mieoer lein, iute oanIaIs mit Der neue
griinoung, uO ih 10 reinsefaae bin. SD
MIL gllr oeruon wilie, Nr pom Ysliimiit
uno Hlr BON Optimiit: ib bleib' beim
Rubnliit.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
9ufber o66e Der Situatton.

Ser Oberit S9ul3e empIdngt zines
Sages einen 9roBen Brief bel oellen 2ef-
tire lbm ieine 5rau iiber Die 5huIterr
llebt. Serrn Sbul3e miro oarin mitge=
tbellt. oa6 er BON Ielnem 2anoesberrn un.
ter Dem Namen BON Sdulie in Den 4oels
itano erboben lei. 5ief eeriibrt uno elmer
Obnmabt nahe, INIT er iibern6ltigt in els
nen SelieI. 0a trltt ieine Satin uor ibn
bin uno lprI1t. u8on S&ulsa Ialle
oiA!"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
Rurae Rur.

Bauer: ,@oa'n sc mid NAL re6t ae.
nau uAteriuden, mel gutter Serr 9oftor !;
i9 tueeB sar MID, mas oas nur eegentIid
is: lpenn iA bierber 8reife, oa bbut msr'id
INNER 10 web -"
ar8t: YSbutes oenn aud usb, tpsun sic
nidnt hin9reifen 2"
Bauer: ygtee, oa fie6le i8 niI6t!"
Ar3t: so ereifen sic nicbt mebr bin p
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
Wanntgfaltigts.

Grab Drift chi Dem Sir d bofei.
mes nieoerbairiihen 9orfeg.
Sier lie9t Inoreas Shinoelbef.
Sm 6rieoen lantt, i'm Rrie9e fed;
Gr mar alf groeu Elm gnsel idGn.
uno 8'freiter i'm 5lueiten Standardization.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
Das Gaglid)e uolksblatt

fniet per s3O (obne epnntus sbIatt) 1920 per Sabr
sa.6o has baIbe Sabr unS $3.50 bas gisrteIiab mtt
eOnntassbIat 20 per sabr, $3.50 Sas baIbe Sa5r
anh $3.50 tds gertslia6r.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
goroem 5tauoegbeamten.

,, Nber @rete! tuie tannIt on oenn oeis
men Brduti9am in iOIdem 3uitauoe ,u mir
brinsen 2"
uWann er niidtern iibt, sO6t ct nit
nit J"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
Die Nretter.

Wan Ia9t. Die Wretter beoeuten Die Well
Der 5ootsn9rdber, msin Better,
Nebauptete neulih, Die gdn3e Welt
Bsotute an Gnot rlif - Wrsttsr.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11

8 d terei9enth Il imTidfeife n.
Ser beriihmte itdlienifd)e 9thfer MIBert
(8eb. l749 t 1909 mGr Elm ebenio 9eiltia
be0eutenoer ols observation-disclosures un0 ionz
oerliRasarti9er sWaeRld9. Gu tlRg lanaea.
bis auf oieS SdJultern herabbdnaea0es 5aar.
Gines 5aaes, als er Iih. in @eieaihaft BEE
fQnosbatte er oas llngliid. beim 0lfen nit.
Ietnen Sodeu an einem Siidbe hGnaen at
bleiben, Der nit foitbarem dineIiihem Bors
Sellan beiebt mar. in JDlge oeGen cine Der
Saiien berabfiel ono Berbrad. Sie Dame
beg Saules mar iiber oieie unboriid)tiefeit
10 un9ebalten, oaB lie laut ibren uniuilIen
duBerte uno bemerfte : 0a nun bod bas
gauge Serplee ner0orben lei, bdtte er ebenIo
gut Niles beruntertperfen t0nnen. - ,Gans
3u Befe6l!" antuortete Der 9i1ter, lidb
pl6blidl umlpenoeno, uno mari oen Geit
6es 5beegelhirres auf Den 8ooen. ,2aI5en
sic mir sefdllialt Die 3e1aaug suaeben,
Wtaoame." iebte oarauf binsu uno empfahl
iid1. = Ginlt, als er i'm Sheaisr su 9urirr
iaB, benuBte eiue neben ihm IiBen0e Oame
oas herrihenoe Salbounfel pdhreno Der
8orltellung, nm ibm cine 2Ofe ahsuSnneis
ben. Sie fam ieoDA ni1t sur 4usfiibruna
oieles Vorhabens, oenn DER Oidter merfte
es uno 5o9 li6 nit einem Bite imon, elm
auoefes Dtal!" Suriid. 5ags oarauf ere
belt ole Dame Die eeiuiinifie Qofs, ie6otb
nit BEN Bemerfen, ihn im Sbeater lieber
nibt mehr itOren 5ll uolltn.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11

Cine fomiidbe s. Deputatip n. -
Die Beluohner Der @eaeno Inn ct. Sean
De Wtaurlenne IN Souopen aenoSien in
trliberen Sabrhunoerten ben Ru5, porsiia-
lther Bdrenjdger 5u iein unb t6aien Iid1
oarauf niht tpenie su @nte, aud lieBen he
fetne Selegenbeit uoriiber, ibren alien Nuhm
lDieoer aufjnfrIiben. SIM Sabre 1913 aa.
ben lie 0apon ein gan3 eigenartiaes Beis
lpiel. G0nig Seinrid III. fam burr1 bic
9enannte @egeno unD bic Bemohner5hoft
riiltete iicb 3u einem feierIicben Gmpfuna
oellelben. Der Biibok leiblt, meldher benz
Gonis ent9egenqelfift iuuroe, un i'm aurrr
9eiudpe pom ct. sSean be Wsanrienne eins
anlaoen. perii6erte 5e. Waiejtdt, Sod5ber.
lelbe weroe etDas sn iehen befommen, mas
sebenlo men uno orlainell aIs IiebIiebA
li1 ausnebmen iuer0e. Der G0nig fam
oenn aut nit allen fiiritlihsn @eprdnae
uuo elnem 8ahlreitbsn @e5oIge in oer
Staot an nro batte fauul Die 1bore paI5irt.
als er erIhraf nno beinabe icinen Muqen
nht troute. -Sn elmer Gntfsrmlng uost
tauni bunoert Sdritten lab er in id10nIter
Oronuns eine aanie Seerbe Bdreu Die
StraBs berautmaridiref1 uu0 brett ouf It'd
5nfommen. Der R6nig mdre pieIeithf
elltlebt aus Dem 0efdbrt gelprunaen, tuenrr
man ibm nIdt seitia genua 0a8 5ellnme
Shanlplel aufaefldrt butte. DieIe 1deia-
bare Bdrenb0r0e mar niGbts meter as cine
Seputation Der sstreuen Uiiraerlboft, Die
lih IN Die 6elle ibrer Iieblfen Suabbente az
hiillt hatie. nm 10 einen Wumulen(d1o15 IL
Gbren oes G1nigs nu8m|iihreu. Jlolnr :.
getren trabten lie idmmtIi@ auf 6duotn|
uno sSuBen llufeno, IL pler Rnb nief nfben
elnanoer, unter Ylelfenlpikl ultb Fr0mrafI.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11

Ser 8ertb zines Ru5Ies.-Gs
gibt nlande 8eiipiele, oaB fir einen einsis
gen RuB san5 betrddilide Summen oe.
sablt morben limo. Den h0cllten Breis
aber, Inn ben mobl iemals ein Gub erfanft
unrOe, 5dblte Der gic0nite 6ulfo b. Marz
laille. Sir ben eriten GuB, Den er pom oenr
6rdulein Ooile erbielt. perImreb er The
lelne aeIammten 2eben in ben Yropinseu
Sirfours, SnIieres. Gnges un0 Oliereg.
6reilih NOR es Elm RnB In Gbren, benn bas
6rduleln Obile NOR feline 8erlobte unb
Duroe ipdtcr feline Satin, 10 oaB Die 2ehelR
in Der 6amilie blleben.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11

Sie dlteFen 5darfdrbemit< 1T :
te Wiittel, bic 5aare idipar3 ;n fdrben,
ltno nodl beut3ntaae BET mand)en, nanlent-
ll9 orlentalilhen Y0lfern 9iationaIbeOirf<
nlB. Der 9ieileli0e aarreu lab Die alien
9eden IN @sDpten ibre oaare nit 3int uno
9Slsmutb idDludr5er. Das 5nrmsb, nit
Dem ole i$rauen uno Wdohen in Ggnpten
uno SDrien, ipie ebemals Die 5ebrderinnen
jur 3elt Sobs, au9enbranen uno Nuaen.
wimpern fdrben beltebtans 5nipefellpieB.
9Ias. Sn GuBlano oeitilirt man Sol.
APPEL IN freiem 6euer; man erhdlt oaburtb
elne blige 6liiilefeit. Die, iait big sum
Ielten 3ultano Deroidty Die Saar id6r
ifuGri farbt.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1880-07-11
0an;e Nummer 767.

aleid, mid trifft b'r @dIag nff 81 5teIle |!
gBas mnd4t ba Der able pertrpdnete Bitts
ling! gleune @egenredlnung 8eigt II mir
Dor ibber dnne Waiie 3eig, i'm 3erIeBt itunn
oa: ue 5erfdnIttner 5trid.~
Ypeernie, met gutter 6err BreeIid, iaae id)
MI 9lelcb 3u ibm, vSe miIIen Sid errn, ods
ltlmmt MID, un BON an serflbnittenen
Strif, oa weeB id) sic mir qleit gar
nn9t. Jia. eridlt mar II title nno laate
aeen Wiufs MID, abber bernatbens, bd
nadt Il mir bic Godae oeitliIh. SD bate
th'n ndmIidb d NAL Iosaelhnitten. ME II
li6 uff iein Oberboben uiiaebummelt bate,
I'M oa mente er M, ben 5trid bate i'd ooeb.
MD .brauhen 3li serihei0en. 8 pdre iha0e
lim 10 an icbeellelt 5teid, tb bdtte ntiIjen
ON Rnoten dfFtnippeIn - yia, MI 5aoen
Se d NAL ielber, Oh oa b'r oble @reelidb
nl9t ,5elnmal seij'ser Is tuie Or o1le
6riBide!"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Origin 0fthe Postage Stamp,

quite an interesting and curious
story is connected with the origin of
the postage stamp. One day a girl
came forth from an inn located in the
northern part of England, and received
from the postman letter, which she
turned over in her hand as she inquired
the price of the postage. The man
| asked shilling, sum too large for one
SO poor as herself to pay, and so she re-
turred the letter to the postman with
sadness, although she knew that her
brother had sent it. But sympathetic
traveller named Rowland hill stood
near, and at this moment interposed
and insisted on paying the shilling him.
self, although the girl seemed strongly
averse to his doing SO. When the post
man had departed, the kind-hearted
Mr.. Hill Was surprised to find that
there was no need for his pity; for the
envelope. the young girl explained to
him contained no written c0mmunica-
ton, but OH it's outside were certain
marks agreed upon by herself and broth
er, from which, as she held the letter in
her hands, she gathered all the informa-
ton she desired. We are SO poor" she
continued, "that we invented this mode
of correspondence without paying for
our letters.
Such duplicity set Mr.. Hill thinking
that postal system which melted peo-
pie to commit petty fraud must be very
defective. He argued that # the price
of postage was lowered from an ex-
orbitant rate to one that came easily
within the means of the mass of the
people, SO many more letters would
pass through the mails, that the
financial condition of the Treasury
would not be impaired. He became so
interested in the matter that he man
aged to bring his views to the notice of
the British Government, which
gave them a favorable reception; and
on January 101S40, which may be con-
sidered the birthday of the postage stamp
letters began TO be circulated at the
postage rate of only penny. The ex-
pertinent was successful to an extent
much beyond expectation. Rowland
Hill became secretary to the postmaster
general, and during the next ten years
SO great a change mad taken place that
in 1850 the number of letters sent
through the mails was ,239 ,962 against
1 500 900 in 1910.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
The POpe's Health.
London Standard.


Various statements, more or less er.
rOneOus have been current recently, re-
speeding the pope's health. The truth
is, that though no notable malady exists,
the holy fathers medical advisers are
not satisfied with his condition. Every
cause of moral trouble that arises-and
but too many such causes are constant
ly arising-throws him into state Of
nervous prostration. Over work and
want of the exercise and salubrious air
to which he has been accustomed, are
telling upon him disastrously, and those
who are around him assert that his
health is failing visibly. In vulgar but
expressive phrase, he is worried to
DEATH" and his nervous temperam ent
IS not one which can endure the severe
wear and tear of the position which is
made for him. His medical advisers are
very anxious that he should have
change of air this summer; but it seems
that the threats and pressure brought
to bear upon him by those who would
fain chain him to the stake, have hith-
erto awaited to prevent him from taking
any such decision. The conscious men
dacity with which the story of the papal
captivity was published, qrbi ct orb,
for so many years is being cruelty ex-
pisted by one who had no part in the in
vention of diffusion of it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
A DOCTORS STORY.

Mrs. Rogers lay in bed,
Bandaged and blistered from foot to head,
Bandaged and bii6tered from head TO toe,
Mrs. Rogers was very low.
Rottls and saucer, spoon and cup,
On the table stood bravely up.
Physic of high and low degree;
Calome, catnip. boneset tea
Everything a body could bear,
Excepting water, light and air.
opened the blinds: the day was bright,
And God gave Mrs. Rogers some light.
| opened the window: the day was fair,
Bottlen and bliSters. powders and pills,
Catnip, boneset, sprup and sQuils;
Drugs and medicines, high and low,
/ threw them as far "a | could throw.
What are you dOingi" my patient cried;
"Frghtening DEATH | cOolly replied.
! lung bottle at her head.
Deacon Rogers he came to me;
''WIfe's comm round" said he,
81 really thing she'll worry through
She scolds me just as she used to do,
Ali the people have pOohed and slurred
And the neighbors have had their word;
Twas better to perish, some of EN- say,
Than be cured in such an Irregular way
"Your wife, said I, "had Gods good cage
And his remedies-light and water and all.
All the doctors, beyond doubt,
Couldn't have cured Mrs. Rogers without y
The deacon smiled and bowed his head;
Then your bill Is nothing" he said.
Gods be the glory. as you say;
God bless you, doctor, good day! good day y
If ever doctor that woman again,
j |! give her medicines made by inca.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Rational Treatment, Positive Cures.

DR.. r. V. Pierce, President of the Worlds Dis
pcnsary Medical Association, is in earnest in sell
ing his medicines under positive guarantees, and
if anybody who purchases and uses any of these
widely celebrated remedies, does not derive ben
from that person with description of symptoms
and history o case. Organized and incorporated,
as the Association 1s, to teach medicine and sur
gerry and for the successful treatment of all chronic
diseases and managing annually thousands OF
cases through our original method of diagnosis
without ever seeing the patients, and having also
the largest sanitarium in the world for the accom-
mediation of the more complicated cases, and also
for surgical cases, the Faculty feel themselves
prepared 10 undertake even the most dscouraging
cases. They resort to all the best remedial means
known to modern medical science-neg lecting
nothing. Address, Worlds Dispensary Me dical
Association, Buffalo, n. Y, Great Russell Street
Buildings, London, Eng
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
An Insane eX-MiSSiOuary.

William Schorsch, who recently told
curious story about his treatment by
the Presbyterian board of foreign mis-
sions, was brought before the police
court in New York, Wednesday,
charged with insanity, and the magis-
trate committed him for medical exam
nation. He was formerly a Prvsby.
terrain missionary in Africa. He was
ordained in 1873, and has spent about
four years in Africa. In
1S7She was dropped from the rolls by
the general assembly, and since then,
it seems, he has become demented.
He created great disturbance in the
prison when taken there, singing
nemns in loud voice, bowling in pray
er, and acting stragely in other respects.
Drs. Hardy and Jackson declared him
insane. He has been annoying prom
inent Presbyterian clergymen, and is of
the opinion that he has claim on the
board of foreign missions for support.
He thinks that til ere is conspiracy
against him, but that the Emperor Will
liam is interested IN his behalf and
designs sending a gunbost to lombard
New York if his claims for salary since
1878 are not recognized. He was trans
ferred to the state board of charities.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Given up by Doctors.

els it possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up and ut
work, and cured by so simple remedyfn
81 assure you it is true that he is entirely cured.
and with nothing but Hop Bitters; and only ten
days ago his doctors gave him up and said he must
der
"Well-a-day! This is REMARKABLE 1 viii go
this day and get some for my poor George know
hops are good."-Sakem Post.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
The Next President,

The politicians are anxious on this subject, but
a much more important thing for all who have
poor appetite or impaired digestion, or skin dis
eases, or an enfeebIed constitution generally is to
know that Warmers Safe Bitters will cure the II.
$1,000 will be paid to any who will prove that
there is better medicine of its kind.
Here is an argument for cremation
lists, A. d. 1900. Scene In a cremation
undertaker's shop. Small boy with a
pail: Il say, sir, is dad done yet? i
ne "a, please put his ashes in this ere
tin kettle"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

Females that are liable to suppression by taking
cold, or irregular or panfnl menstrations, should
always keep Carter's Compound Extract of Smart
weed on hand, andits use will convince them that
tbs Natures remedy in those complaints. II.
Bosworth Il Sons, wholesale agents, Milwaukee.
o. Noble & Co, Proprietors, Erie, Penn
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
One Box or Six Bottles.

II you are suffering from a combination of iveI
or kidney diseases, and constipation, do not fai
TO use the celebrated Kidney-Wort. 1t is dry
compound as easily prepared as cup of coffee
and in one package is as much medicine as car
be BOUGHT in six dollar bottles of other kinds.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
81 Am ALI PLAYED Ont -

Is a common complaint. If you feel so, get pack.
age of Kidney-Wort and take it and you will a.
once feel its tonic power. 1t renews the healthy
action of the Kidneys, Bowels and Liver, and thus
restores the natural life and strength 10 the weary
body, Get q box and use 1t at once
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Tulare Lake bed in Hanford. Col.

IuIafe Lake bed IN HantOrd, Col, is
five miles from where it was four years
ago. Ga the land reclaimed by the
change are found the remains of a cor
raj and cabin,and irrigating bitches can
be traced running in straight lines
Wheat Is now growing on the bed of the
old lake.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

The voltaic Belt Co. Marshall, Mich,
will send their celebrated Electro. Yoltaic
Belts to the afflicted upon so DAYS trial.
Speedy cures guaranteed. They mean
what they say. Write them without delay.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

Always keep the bottle handy,
Do not place ii out of sight,
For it cured our little Andy,
Who was coughing day and night,
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

The first paper manufacturer of Lee.
Mass, was Stephen fletcher, who died
recently at Saratoga, New York, in the
Tooth year of his age. He made
powder and wire at Leen prior to the
war of 1912.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Moot Court.
Pioneer Press.

Not long since two natives from the
Emerald isle were brought before his
honor, Judge Flint, at the municipal
court in this city, upon the charge Of
imbibing too freely of eau de vie, and
thereby, under the language of the
city ordinance, becoming drunk, to
which there was affixed, in order to
make as offensive charge as possible,
the further charge of being dlsorderly.
The testimony being submitted, the
compound charge was considered
proven to the satisfaction of the court,
in his then muddled state of mind,
whereupon they were each fined GER
tain sum and costs, and in case of a fail
ure to pay such fine, they were SEN
fenced to the ''rock pile" the required
length Of time to satisfy said fines.
A few days afterwards the two self
same IIibernians called into a well
known place on Wabash street where
the like water of life is disposed of in
less quantities than one pint, and there
found the identical judge who, few
days previous, had sent them to the
rock pile in a like glorious drunken
state, as they had been proven guilty
of. Whereupon they proceeded to Or
ganize court, one acting as judge there
of, the other as policeman, and the bar
tender was clerk of such court, and like
proceedings were had so far as form
was concerned against the judge, and a
like sentence pronounced against him,
as had been had against themselves
with this modification, showing the lem
ity of that court. The sentence was
suspended in order to get a dray to take
the offender home, which was accor-
dinghy done. And it was moved that
the court adjourn to take drink upon
the fine collected.
The city council Especially the COM
mittee) are respectfully requested to
take notice thereof
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

THE topophone is an instrument re
Gently invented by Professor Henry
Morton, of the Stevens Institute, Ho,
boken, to enable sailors to tell from
what direction sounds come.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
Facts VS.. Theory.

In regard TO the method of coloring butter. Tho
theory is that COWS when well fed and cared for
Will make yellow butter; the fact is that not ono
in ten will, except in times of flush pasture.
This is just the reason that the very best Dairy
men in this country use Wells, Richardson s. Cos
Perfected Butter Color. We warrant it to add al
least five cents per pound to the value of white but
ter, return of one dollar for every cent it costs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

For the last forty years Barefoot
Walker has not had his feet covered.
He was employed as farm hand near
Columbus, Ga, although in his Goth
year. On Sunday he apparently died,
and at his funeral, when persons were
bending over his coffin, he sat up and
asked why he was thus treated. He
still lives.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

JUDGE HILTON will entertain Gen
Grant at Saratoga next June.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

The spring in England is abnormally
dry. In Surrey the commons have
been ablaze for miles.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
TUFTS HAIR, DIVE.

GRAY HAIR OR WHISPERS changed TO a GLOssS
BLACK by single application of this DYE. 1t i'm,
parts Natural Color, acts 1nstantaneously, and s
as Harmless spring water. Sold by Druggists or
sent by express on receipt of 81.
Office 50 MURRAY -. Now York.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29
New Music Books.
ARTHUR SULLIVAN'S VOCAL ALBUN

Contains tlrtnty-fOur of The best songs Of this IA
nous composer. anv three of which are worth the
moderate price of this fine volume which is S1OO.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1880-04-29

All Sunday Schools that try it, take to WHITE
ROBES go CtSl. No better Sunday School Song
Book ever made.