National Republican., 1880-12-10
aenrn md Nonacnse.

The Nashville Rcp,lbiican, of December 2, an.
nounccs It's own deceasc Verdict: Died OF neglect
of friends
"A Georgia man named his muo Iotta, aud the
next day II kicked wagon In seventeen different
directions at once.
--"The dearest spot on EARTH" said the Judge to
the Major, "is the rcd one on the end Of my nose.
IL cost me n fortune"
An English musician has invented new flute
justihabe homicides
-"when die" said married man, 81 want to
gowhcre there Is no snow to shovel" Hiswiie said
she presumed he would.
Fears are already entertained ut Columbia on
the subject the great accumulation of ice In tho
upper branches of the SusquehannaR River.
An exchange says; "strca,ns all over the
Scny @Ts run running q 4fy TINS sSSn"E Ea Mhen
"A Philadelphia girl, who is an expert at hand.
kerchicfnirtations thinks she ought to be appointed
Chiefof the Signal Servicc.-{aaddelphid Chronicle
"A Baltimore clergyman recently preached on
the subject: why was Lazarus II beggarT The
answer Of tho burlington Hdokeye Is that 1t was
because he did not advertise.
Young gentlemen Of the extreme fashion now
carry little perfume fountains in their pockets,
with which they freshen their toilets at the door
before entering. Timothy ION, 18Th.
The French government will lose q revenue
OF about 100000 francs yearly by the dlsmission
of the Carthusian Jesuit monks, who will remove
their famous manufacture of Charreuse wine to
Switzerland
b, q. Arnold & Co., of New York, have failed
because coffee declined three and half cents per
pound since September II last. 1t Is doubtful
If our Washington coiSumers have ever been
made aware of the low price of coffee.
If Mr. william Winter Is the man we take him
To be he will follow Miss Sally Bernhardt and watch
her shoot her livid aern arrows Of redhot Kissing
steel into the cold bath known Boston audi.
cnce. fthcsc arrows are what Mr.. Winter repre-
sents them TO be they will unhorse a goOdly num-
ber of Boston spectacles.
-"Red.Wagon Jm" one of the most widely
known Of Montana pioneers. started up Grizzly
Gulch few nights ago, thinking that his expert
cnce with the trail would enable him to get through
i'll safety. His team consisted oftwentytwo mules
mud two lead horses, In the darkness he drove
directly into an abandoned shaft--nan, mules and
horses plunging headlong to the bottom. On tho
following day toalnstcr was lcd by the tracks at
the mouth Of the shaft to look down, when he dis
covered the mangled remains In the terrible grave
"A man formerly of considerable note in the
journalistic and literary world, whose renown has
since, been clounded by the notoriety Of a great
scandal, was at n crowded evening party In New
York some years ago standing in an upsair corri
dor. To him lady, in magnificent dress and
sparkling with Jewels came with great eagerness
Though she was unknown to him, he naturally
supposed she had recognized him by the light Of
his genius, shining on bis Hyperion brow, or knew
him by reputation. He was therefore prepared tC
receive her with smiles "Are you the waiter?'
she demanded. "Nol" retorted he, with looks o
thunder, care you the chambermaid?" and hi
lnrtpl downstairs