The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-11-26

The butterfly never goes hack OH it's
grub.
It is yy man who knows low to
spell Company"
Tie air on the Mexican plateau is said
to be quite tonic to the weak-lunged
-plateaunic, rs i: were.
The girl who bangs her hair often
skes tie wife who bangs her husband
Much as he loves roas. beet, John
Bull is continually getting into an Irish
stew.
A bonnet is sometimes said to have
a saucy look. Something like hood
wink, You know, and Therefore blind.
Have you hunted up -onr ulster p
Boston Post. Cart find the ticket,
say nothing about the ulster = Ne,c
Haresa Register.
The first opera performance We recall!
was tha: wherein the morning stars
sang together. 1t was m ..inee, you
will observe.
One of tile saddest things of Lieutenant
Schwatka's Polar expedition is the fact
that it's leader is going to lecture
about it.
This paper is down on all rings
Exchange. Wha. is tho matter with
the engagement ring Or the ring OF
the dinner bell =?
Student of history-sYes, George
Washington was :he Father OF hls
Country. OLD mat Washington was
the father OF George"
The mince pie is little back ward
this year. and fears are entertained ,ha,
the early frosts have injured the vines
"Give me the hand that will never
deceive me" sings the poet. He wants
the cards stocked 80 as to bring tbs
four aces into hls fist.
The young woman who witnessed
her young man carried away by bal
loon saw her beau of promise in the sky
The Brooklyn Eagle tells a story of
man who threw up lis hat and yelled
''iiurraB" when his wIte was Hanged.
Few men would have been so honest
Even the wisest is sometimes fool
For example, the philosopher who wore
his sPectacles when asleep that he Nigh.
recognize the friends lie nights zee IN
his dreams.
Wonder what baby would think il
worth his while to GO through the wear
and tear of growing up, If he knew shat
he were to become freight brakeman
or druggists clerk
The ladies' wear their hats very 'arge
this season aud their b,,uness very small.
AS m@nal, they wear their hornets N
the street and their hats ss the church.
A Boston lawyer advertises:Fs Diver
ces legally AID promptly obtained npon
| sIle lowest terms ard on iistallmcsts. !"
| An inStallnens divorce nust he only
an aggravatiop. we should thi"k.
The pass ofThe-Inopylae of that Leon
iolas ami his fellows held was probably
like all other passes -fssned upon con-
'iit;on that they assumed, all risk of
accident aud damage to person and
! property.
Tie man who die.l game was never
known to qnai.. Boston Transcript
No; but he woodcock his gnn at the
wrong time. and now he is an angel
without shooting jacket.
The tall poets ehonll chip i'm and
erect . mnnnuIent 10 the max whe
invented abe names of The month
Where would they I've it he had not put
In September I" rhym with remember !?
The Walla Ealla Watchm0n says:
Northern Idaho voted strong for annex- !
alton and we hope the day will come
when Washington will be . grand
State, with the Blue mountains aud
majestic COLUMBIA Oh tho south, 10th
parallei an the noyth, the Pacific nce al,
on the west. and the Rocky nonntailk
on the east. ss her boundary lines, with
Yakima City for ils capital, Seattle the
New York, mid Walla WaIla tile Chi.
cago. Of the far distant West.
I1iphtheria prevails a Columbus,
klickitaa county, ". rs u the family
Of Mr. Helm.