The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1880-08-05
Unconsidered TriAes.

SASS4S40SIS9 4EluSss
would not cause shede of pain
To oveispread that face so fair;
Ali no dear girl, nor would delgn
To add a mite unto your care.
would not have that lovely hue
OF features clouded by frown,
But duty bids me say to you,
Your back hairs all acoming downi
Played out-Croquet.
Sets things right-the hen.
A cheap country seat-A stump.
Goes without saying-a deaf
mute.
The bloody shirt has gone to be
washed.
A taInt heart never won fair
lady, but faint whisper often
catches her.
The pants of dog are thickened
in hot weather, while those of q
man grow thinner.
Ohio will run the White House,
no matter who is elected. Mrs.
Hancock is an Ohio woman.
Advice of the sail-buat TO the
amateur yachtman-Luff me little
lufl me long.
Hancock's name is not down in
Oakes Ames's notebook. Neither
is Engl sh's. Ask GarthId.
Nothing provokes coroner more
than an ordinance prohibiting hoys
from bathing in convenient VaJcr-.
General Hancock is sail to be
"a democr,tic Valentine brcsuse De
,a- born on the I4Lh OF Fcnruary
SIX hundred IA Il Jy cukts 20
tlue ,o1p were STOLEN iulm o.
Palmer Houso by 1he d,I,4aes
Chicago.
1t Is strange how m ca bctt.r
picture a photographers can take t1
baug in "a show window han he
can take for customer
There is one thrng tha General
Garfield can never, never eNplaH
away. We refer of cour e % the
election of Hancock aud English.
A little gIrl in church, after the
contribution plate had been passed,
complacently and audibly said: II
paid for four, mamma, was that
right?'
When a young man gets his first
stem winding watch he wastes n
deal of time by winding il as oftea
as he meets boy who has Lo
watch.
1t can scarcely be possible that
the handsome stockings now worn
by ladies are intended only to be
seen when hung upon the clothes
line.
About this time arriveth at the
seashore hotels the elastic spring
chicken that ought to be retired on
a pension instead of assisting in a
gumbo.
Sitting'Bull's son sat for his por-
trait recently with revolver in his
hand. He had warned the photo.
grapher that the moment he sus-
pected foul play he would fire.
A couple of reporters spent the
night IN a cell with man who was
doomed TO be hanged in Connect
cut, recently, and in the morning
the prisoner was perfectly willing
to die.
Before Joe Jefferson started Off
on his fishing excursion he went
before justice Of the peace aud
took solemn oath that he would
not lie about the number or sizo
Of the fish he might hook.
A reward Of 81 600 has been Of
fered TO the amateur fisherman who
shall omit all reference 70 the
"speckled beauties" the
fish, not the maidens that make
glad the sylvan solitudes.
The common house hy wears the
belt for persistent perseverance,.
One Of these creatures will 20 a
thousand times TO the same spot on
mans bald head, and yet there is
nothing to be gained by il in any
way.
Colonel Robert Ingersoll. has a
friend who, when he was asked
what we're the Coloners cccentrici-
ties, answered that he had no &C
Ctubflclble5 Dul one, anu buAb was
that he had no eccentricities.
No man knows what he may
come 10 yet. We have seen IA can
didate for United States Senator
walking in the mud With a political
torchlight procession while his
hired man paid 80 cents Tor a wiz
dow 10 see the show.
$50 you done left dc JonesesF'
"1es; lea 'em yesterday. Doy
cotched me wild dollar | picked
up of dc mantlepiece and tuck 1t
away from me, SO jes left EN-"
"Ef wus you / wouldn't have
lett till I done got my money back
An old judge OF the New York
supreme court, meeting a friend In
a neighboring village exclaimed.
"Why, what are you doing hereY'
III am at work trying 70 make aD
honest living" was che reply
"rhen you'll succeed" said the
judge, ''for you'll nave no conpet-
tion."