The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-06-25
EDIronrAE NoTEs.
STATE Fam begins next Thursday.

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The Democrats elect the whole tick
ct in Josephine county.
IsDEpENpEScr DAY comes on apacs,
but the Albanians evidently don't want
some Of 1t.
TIE only Democratic branch Of the
next Oregon Legislature will be the
Third House.
" Garfeld's nomination was Re-
publican boom Hancock's is Demo
cratic tornado
The Biick Pomeroy gang of Greer
hackers are running Stephen d. DiIln-
yie for President.
Is our next Legislature the Republi-
cans will have . majority in the Senate
and 20 in the House.
TIE Chicago Times says the defeat
OF Grant by Garfield VAS like casting
out devils by Beelzebub.
AN advertisement says "saye your
hair while you have It." We rather
think that's tho best time to do 40.
TnE California papers are complain
ing of what they o~Ii torriLio ~~sate Of
water. Some one has been drinking it.
TnEgE is lively discussion going on
Us to who founded Chicago. Don't let
the guilty man shirk the responsibility.
IT IL reported that Carl Sshurz is to
be married to Miss Irish, Of Washing
ton. This union OF German and Irish
is quite gratifying.
A SPITz dog bit Now York news
paper man. The dog was mad. No
dog not mad would have risked his
health in that style.
The international MtIlef's convention
is still in session at Cincinnati, which
the same accounts for the booming Dem
ocratic griat turned out there this week.
oxE hundred and fifteen ways ol
cooking an oyster have been discov
cred, and the New Haven Registe7
waited till May lst TO make the state
ment.
Miss FLORENCE DAvExPoRT, the &C
tresa, was married to Harold Tears, al
Philadelphia, last week. Tears fjlIeG
her eyes for some time before the cere
mony.
The Corvallis Ga>ette acknowledges 4
call from "W. II. H." Barnes Of th'
Albany Herald. How is this, Bob
Do you change your name when you g
away from homel
RonERT T. LIScoLx aud Stephen A
Douglas were officers In the Grant con
vention at Illinois. The Springfield,
Republican aptly says: Degenerate
sons Of noble sires."
oUR "Moae" has been reading about
''Snakes M Life Prcservers !" but h'
says IL be twas goin' to dronnd he,
druther have two blowed mp bladder
hitched under his arm pits !"
A NEW JERSEY woman was helpe,
out of a lumber wagon at funeral, an,
revolver in her pocket exploded ant
shot man in the leg. She said sh'
came prepared to meet trAmI3.
4 MAN who had not seen his wife 70
eighteen years, and believed her dead
found her alive and well at Minneapo
lis. So far was he from being over
joyed by the meeting that lie swallows
lAndanum.
EMERSON says everything good in maj
leans on something higher. Emerson
is right. We have seen man lean ol
telegraph pole, and the only thin
good in him was beer. At least, h
said it was good.
THERE is no doubt but the busines
revival has at last reached the bacl
towns. 4 New Hampshire man tacke
a card upon his store door which rea
as follows: "Gone TO wife's funera
Be back in thirty minutes"
THE Democratic rooster has the cor
tract of Growing in Jackson county thi
year, as the entire Bedrock ticket hs
been successful, with the exception {
tho Office of Sheriff, TO which Mr.. By
bee is reelected on the Independer
ticket.
| GFN. NEsMITH's address to tho Orr
gon Pioneers, delivered at Portland la.
week, was a most interesting and ma
terly effort, and We very much regr,
that its great length precludes the po
sibility Of its publication in the column
of the DEMocRAT.
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