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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
DRIVEN MAD BY LOVE.
A Preacher's Eccentric Sermon
Over the Remains Of Q Lady
He Loved.

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
Reduced Railroad Rates.

The railroad var a to cutting rates be-
tween Kansas City and Chicago has begun.
The Wabash and Pacific recently Withdrew
from the iron-clsd agreement. The
Wabash company sounded the first war
note Tuesday BY making q reduction Of q
dollar in the rates to Chicago and . little
whise later down came the Chicago Il
Alton, price to the same figure, $3.50
The Hannibal road will probably go and
do likewise"
The agent Of the Chicago & Alton Office
ct Kansas City said TO a Kansas Citv Star
reporter that they would meet the Wabash
and Poetic in any reduction they might
make.
The Wabash and Pacific people SAID no
further reduction had been made n vet,
bat could not answer for the future. Tney
are only awaiting further Developments:
The agent of the Hannibal 4 st. Joe
road said no reduction had been made "a
yet On their line, but he had not the slight-
ct doubt that, ~ coon a. the ball was
fairly opened they would join in the dance.
The rates on the Rock Island route re.
main the aame, but the agent said, in the
event Of . var. tumble in prices must
necesasrily follow.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

4 Bombay paper of recent date thus an
nouuces domestic occurrence. At Poonsh
Sept. 4, the lady Of Major Mesh, a daueh-
ter By Telegraph !-Jeferson City Journal
We don't blame the child, but don't you
think il is slightly irreverent in the father
and mother to thus try and improve on the
good old style ordained BY the eternal, in
which 70 increase the fsmily stock of olive
besnches.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
The St. LOUIS Census.

Senator Ve-, returned from Washington
CITY last night. He had b~en there for the
purpose oi having the census Of ST. Louis
rsisken. He sucreesied. and 81. Louis will
now please take notice and begin running
In negroes anil Others To sweil their populs-
ton. "A 400" - they complete ,his sup
elemental count, Chicago. il il said, in
tends to secure . recount. Chicago claims
to know Of elk or seven per.ons who we're
in iis corporate limits Who we're not
counted q, the 6rs, attempt, which she
deems sufficient csnse fnr nev trial, and II
she ever gets a second trial she will bury
*. Lnuis ~ 90 Numbers.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

e~S 0~S. -
hair dressing and restorative is found in
I" London hair Color Reetorer" L. seldom
fsilr to restore gray or fading hair to its
originsl youthful color and beauty. FALL
ing hair il checked BY its u.e, and i, pro-
duces . grouih Of beautiful young hair,
soft, slosy and iuxurieot that surprises
every one. Thee properties added to it,
exquisite perfume and purity Of compost
tion, render it il the growing favorite Of the
toilet everywhere. II certainly il the
most clearly and effective hair restorer now
before the Americso people.
A. A. Gibeon. B.rrytovn, Dutche~
county, n. Y. writer: DR.. svayne 4 Son
Philadelphia. 'ients. I encIose po-.of5ce
order for s.; please eend me one dozen
"Loodon Hair Color Rcstorer." II has
stopped ny hsir from falling, and restored
il to it, natural color. II has proven s.tie-
factory in every respect. The London
Hair Color Restorer" can be obtained Of
all the leading druggists at IS cesu bot
tie
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

How An Old Man was 6wlndled.
A gray haired man Who arrived in Kan.
sas City on the Atchison, Topeka and Santa
Fe train At $50 Sunday morning lost SO
BY means OF piece Of roRuery. Not long
before the train reached that city he got
into conversation with young man Who
had some freight and was gong to the
same place a. Was the old man. The
younger man was two dollars short and
wanted 70 borrow that amount. Toe old
man cui,sehteL ~ loan IL. For lear that
soue dishonesty disposed person might see
the old mans money the younger one pro-
po-ed that they 60 into dark corner Of the
car and hsve their fnsncis! transaction.
To this the old man seemed willing. He
pulled out his pocket book. Ii closed watb
patent catch, and az the old mans sight
was rather dim he had some difficulty 10
opening the book. "Here, old man. your
eyes are too dim, let me open that for you. v
said the young man. The old man handed
over the book and the young man said,
"I'll take on, the twO dollars, my eyes are
better than y:.ui-.'
Take out the lrc dollars he did, and not
only two dollars but all the other dollars.
He adroi,ly slipped the old mans roll into
hIs own hand, and then, closing the book,
handed il back to the old man. The old
man did not miss the money till he got of
at the Union depot. The young man wss
not then to he found.
The name, of neither person were given
to The police
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Set Back Forty-two Years.

II wss troubled for many year. with
kidney complaint, gravel, &c; my blood
became thin I was dull and inactive !;
could hardly crawl about; IVES an old
worn out man all over; could get nothing
70 help noe, until got Hop Bitter., and
nov I am q boy again. Ny blood and
kideeys are all right, and l am a active o.
. man Of thirty, although am seventy-two,
and have no doubt il will do a. we'll for
Others Of my age. 1t is worth trial.
(Father )-Sundsy Mercury.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
Bronchitis, . Premonitef

~AVoS8AssOD - 4AVAMOAse0s
Of consumption, u characterised By
caisrrb or inflammation OF the mu.
cus membrane OF the CIR passages
with cough and expectorasion,
short breath, hoarssne~s, pains in
the chest. For all bronchial s6ec.
tions, sore throat, sphonis or loo
OF voice, coughs, DR. SwAYNF's
CoNPOUxD SYRUP OF WILD
CHEEKY, "is . vell-knovn curative.
Price Is cents, and 81 . bottle. or
ak bottles S. The large size is
the most economical. Prepared
only BY DR.. Swayne 4 Son, Phila-
delphis. Sold BY all prominent
druggists. An occasional dose Of
Svsyne's Pills should b taken o
keeP the bowels free. They are
excellent for torpid liver and bill
ious complaint.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

"SWayne's Ointment and Pills"
THE aRkATET RENEDrN THE WORLD HAS
EVER KNOWN.
Curing the most inseserate case Of skin
disesses. such a. letter, salt rbeum, scsld
heed, BARRIERS itch, .ores, oil crusty, scaly
kin erupiions. and that distressing com.
plant, itching piles. As blood purifier
and regulator, Swayne's Tar and Sarsapar-
lila Pills are excellent. Cure sick and
nervous headache, dyspepsia, indigestion,
vsrd ID mslarial feven, cleansing the sys-
ten and bowels Of al impurities. restoring
10 healthy activity every organ Of the body.
Prics IS cents box, Eve boxes 81. Oins-
meot 50 censs. three boxes $l.25. Can Be-
cent By mail 70 any address % receipts Of
price. Addrsls Issssr,. d.. svsyns 4 Son,
80 North SIKH sssest, Ph,lajslphia. Sold
By oil leadiag druggisas
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

To ell Who are suffering from the esrors
and indiscre,ions Of youth, nervous weak
uess, earley decay. loss Of manhood. &C., /
will send . recipe that will cure you. FaEE
or cHAKeE. This great remedy was dis.
covered by missionary in south Awerica.
Send seIf-sddresed envelope 70 the Rev.
7. Inmap. Station D. New York City.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
Another Comet.

Prof Swift, Of Rochester, n. Y, on last
Sunday night at midnight. discovered
new comet. II Is situated in the conssella-
ton Of Pegasus right ascensioo q hours.
30 minutes, decline tion north II degrees,
ID minutes. 1t il moving exceedingly slow
toward the Forth. II 10 eighty condensed
In the center and has . nucleus. The
Professor watched il for two hours and in
certain OF his discovery.
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He ~ blind, the man that officer Hill
arrested On the bridge Lest night, snd HE
wife had bright syes, DART hair ssd face
tanned beoWn By exposure to the weather.
The of6csr caught the too drinking beer
ous Of tin bucket and both we're drunk
from the effects Of the liquor already die
,Seed Of. That il Why be arrested them.
"Whst II your name" Sergeant Resdy
ksd the man when he and the woman
ssood in front II the railing Of the Third
district station.
'.William OBsiso, cir"
"And youss?" b said to the woman.
"Masy OBsisn, sir"
"Whese did you come from?
Chicago, sir"
"And ho. did you get hsss!"
I'VE walked herr" said both in chorus.
And where ere you bound for%
"Ths Hos Spring."
"Ars You going to walk thessf'
I'VE are"
The sergeant locked both up, but TO-DAY
will Let then resume their journey. The
man lost biz eyssisht six years ago chile
vostisg in . Lake Superior mine. They
ars both yell in ysan end pennilsss, but
for ell that last night they sssmed - happy
= hsppy can Be.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
The Reporters Reach.

The following from the 81. Joe News IN
regard to Bios, former city editor Of the
BAzoo. is fine specimen Of reportorial
reach:
Bios, Of the Gazette, vent into cigar
store in st. Louis to "set 'em up" TO Flem-
ing, Of the Herald. Approaching the clerk
he demanded several Of the beet cigars in
the house." The clerk took Down some
City cent siraiehe and handed them to
him, when the little blonde added-"for
one cent piece"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

In East Sedalis, last night, Of fever,
Johnny Norris, aged "a yeass. Deceased
vas cell knosn and loved By many friends
IN this city. The funeral services will take
piece to-morrov 1t 10 O'Clock Q. y. from
his late residence. being next 70 the most
essaerly house on the south side Of East
Fourth street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
A Word to Our Readers.

When you read Of . remedy shat will
cure all diseases, beware Of il /; but when
you read Of . pure vegetable compound
which claims to cure only certain parts of
Of the body, and furnishes high proof that
it does this. you can safely try it and with
the assurance that it will help You. This
IL Just what Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure does. It cures oil troubles Of
the lower portion of the body and none
others. 1t will not help the tooth-ache,
esr-ache nor consumption bat il will pot
your body in . vigorous and healthy state
where you can enjoy life aud appreciate it,
good thisgs, Try il.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

A Kansas psper ends . marriage oosioe /:
"The couple left for the east on the night
train, where they will reside"
A short stay in night train fitted up in
- elegant style - the Pullman sleepers
ere, would not b hard for bridal couple
to take, bot foe steady sss,denoe place il
would b rather too much On the migra-
tory. isinerans. Methodist order.
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Prisoners for the Peniteutiary.

Prisoners for the Penitentiary.
On the east bound Missouri Pacific train
this forenoon there were fifteen prisOners
being taken to the penitentisry for divers
crimes. Among them there were twelve
from Ksnsas City, two from Nevads and
one, murderer, from O-,ee county. the
name of the last mentioned IL James II.
Phelps. Who killed q man named OFT ct his
(Pbelps's) house in O-sge county eight
years ago, ia drunken fight. He escaped
from custody and was captured short time
since down 10 the Indian Territory sixteen
miles south of Oswego. Thus Justice fire.
quently loses her grip, but she spits on her
fingers and catches On again, and If she fails
to head of criminals in this world she will
give them h-li in the next, and don't you
forget IT."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

New York sun.
Autumn cioaks are very long.
-Piaids prevail 10 all autumn goods.
Very irng cloaks will again he worn
Shot and chene fabrics are all the r9ee.
Plush trims dresses, cloak. and bonneis.
Stirring Is used on light wOnd materials.
New Languedoc lace appears m coffee shades
Collars Of dresses are made immensely large
Gold thread cropr out in new black ls,es.
-Rasques will not go out of fashion this year.
Plain skirts and cor>sges grow more IN fashion
Round cay-s OF cloth will ~ first fall wraps.
jet collars 90 with hlack silk aud yels-i cos
tunes
Madras tla,d- take precedence oyer scoict
Iarians-
Chameleon is,ric- shot IN Two color will b.
worn
Feather rnchng- are revived for DIRE ses and
closks.
Red and gray are fashionable color. IN con
hinstons-
Red lace wells will .e worn 10y few eccentri,
ladies'
Light wool materials viii re- lie rigmeuer nn.
ril cold weather.
The Jersey and I;alnn -ur'"a;s take very
slowly IN New York.
-Brocaded fnhrlcs of velvet and silk VIII he N
high favor,
Hoods appear on many sscrnes, a. well as
cioaks and manfles-
Chameleon tabrlc. trimmed with plush spIea,
among fall cu-tomes-
Plush will H. more used than tar for lining
s.ioaks and wraps tins winter,
Velvet brocades take precedence OF all dres.
fabvics for the coming season
Plain skirts, with a single RATION ialsveuse
nounce, will be much worn.
-Anliser satin bonnets, embroidered aith am
Ter besds, are pretty novelties
--Pekin ve'vet and tiger plush are found among
the trimming materials.
-Rox-plsIted balayuse hounces are more fash
,onat,le than knife plated ones.
Atwood Jersey webbing is found among late
unportatious Of dress materials.
White mourseine dT Indie ~ the ,natsrisl most
used for bridesmaids dresses
Velvet brocade dresses are made perfectly
I.iaun, without any looping or drsieri''--
champagne wine color is shade III pnklsh
..renm that combines we'll With etru-
The new shades Of red are Titan, Plies SAINT.
garden, cinnamon, copper and caIonb!er-
Mater Polo is the Fashionable outdoor sport
on the Thames river: London, At the moment
White satin white mems yelling and lace MAKE
a lovely combination tor brides maids dresses.
Red, hel,otrope and shades ecru and old gold
are the fayorite coiors Of the plush Innings o!
cloaks,
All sorts Of peierlnes. hchus, -houider-capes
round eapes ana mantle. are worn AZ street
wraps.
Silver and gold thread and tinsel illuminate
,aany of the new white and black spanish blonde
lace-.
-Cncerfain shades OF green aud blue combined
with every imaginable shade OF red. prevail IN
paids-
-Turtans Of white and blue serge bound around
the rim with red cashmere scarf VIII ne worn 10y
children.
Wells of lace and grensdine haze large dots o
chenille of the shade of the veil. or are dotted
with gold, silver, black, white or red.
Both large and small flower patterns appear IN
new bro.ades and damasses, bat cashmere design
are more in vogue than auv others.
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Bogus Certificates.

II is no vile drusRed stuff, pretending to
he made Of wonderful foreign roots, bark.
&c, and pulled up BY long. bogus certif-
Gates Of pretended miraculous cure, but .
simple, tnre, effective medicine, made Of
veil known valuable remedies, that fur
nish its own certificates BY ils cures. We
refer to Hop Bitters. the purest and best Of
medicines. See smother column.-Repub-
Iican
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

About three months ego, from the rssi.
denoe Of Joha Evan, On Ossge street, .
bay mare foosteeo hands high, white
left hisd foot. By returning, liberal ~
ward will y paid.
loSlsWtf JonH EvASa.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Tie Detroit Free Pr-- ssv- the govern
meni T. ~ tire hini> III the f-m1.e clerks.
The president ani the needs oil depart
ments ere ali away. .tumpinx for the party,
and the male clerks have gone to Ohio and
Indiana.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The prize Acorn. for wood
or coal, II the boss stove. ct
Thomas Z Haddon'b.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The Denison (Texas) News says: An
old lady ~ in great trouble yesterday; she
had lost her boy, youth sboos eighseso
yesn old. When last seeo b had . mar
riase license in his hand ssd Vas climbing
over The feocs Close 70 neighborS house.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Prosecuted Tor 4arfylng Q Niece.
George =. Walker Is being prosecuted 10
Philadelphia for marrying bis niece. The
Pennsylvsnia ls~ on the subject says that
mo woman shall marry her mothers
brother" and Walkers lawyer argues that
it does not forbid the brother to marry the
niece. A decision has not yet been
reached.
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1IIl9ilIKyYIII

naYsClANs cay it 10 . PERFECT sUBSTI.
IwrC for the sulphate qunine. Superior in
tonsof properties. and produces no disagreeable
Does the Same % Sulphase Quiniue Sold
by IN DEueGiets, OF sent by maui, price $50 per
OF. Billines. Ciapp 4 Co.. CnEnIsrs. Boetou.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
AWARRENsBURG WRECK.
A Ten Thousand Dollar FIRE il
That Thrifty City.

Special to :ise BsaOo.
Warrensburg. Oct. ll.-At 40 yesterday
afternoon fire broke ont in ]. H. kinsel's
Iumber yard in this city, and in short
time his entire stock of Lumber. valued 1t
$1,000, was consumed. IL was insured for
$4,000.
The flames we're communicated To the
adjoining buildings The principal brick
business block in the city Was finally ssved
after great difficulty, but the fire VA Tot
checked until il had burned the entire
we-t half of the Kinsel lumber yard block.
W. w. Gstewcodis residence Wa burned 10
he grounds, but its contents we're s.ved.
The following were the others whose build
ines we're burned Jsssett 4 Floyd, csrPen-
tors; King, carpenter; Kings, blacksmith !;
Davis, wsgonmaker. Dr. Hurt's Office WAS
torn out, and Csrroll's blacksmith and
wagon shop. The fire j. supposed BY some
TO hsve been the work Of an incendiary,
while others believe it wAs set on fire scci-
dentally BY some boys Who were playing in
KinseI's lumber yard. The entire io-s is
about $1,000.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Our DARLING, Q wood stove,
Il IN town again, at Thomas &
Hadaon'S.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

FL Dorado Syringe are located in the
moth western portion Of Arkansas, Benton
county, on the western slope OF the Ozark
mountsins, thirty-6se miles from Hinits,
eight miles frnm the south line Of Missouri
aud three miles from the east line Of the
beautiful Indian terrilUry and in . latitude
which climatic charts placs in belt VI
country that hss . most genial climate.
The wonderful curative properties Ut the
+! Dorado Mineral SPRING. we're first dis
covered In November, 1879, and since the
heallb-giving powers OF these waters have
been nOised abroad, hundreds have visited
these springs and found relief from disease
that had resisted all other kinds Of treatment.
The waters Of Ell Dorado Springs have
actually cured persons affected with psraly-
ais, kidney diseases, scF0fuls, rheu0 atisD,
sore eye, erysipelss, and many oaA6f mala-
dies have been permanently ersdicstsd
from the system vi hosts Of people Who
have visited these springs, which proves
beyond doubt that they p0ssess remarkable
healing propersiss.
There are Eve springs, each having
different medicinal qualities, and hsve
been nsmed the FL Dorado Springs
becauss they posses many Of the vir-
tues attributed TO that tabled foun-
tain OF youth which Ponce DeLson and
DeSoto searched for in vain. Stages run
between FL Dorado Springs and vinits, con-
Meeting At vinitx with the NJ, K. 4 T..
railway, the only railway running through
the Beautiful Indian Territory. When the
virtues possessed BY the waters Of FL Dora
10 Springs become widelv known, and thst
the springs are located IN y beautiful
country III streams aud mountains. FL Do
redo Springs will become the grestsss heal
Ing resort Of the country. To the sfa,c-
ted, who contemplate visiting medical
syringe where the waters are abundant and
free, and to the invslids Of the north, Who
wish to avoid the long cold winters and
visit where snow and ice 10 rarely seen We I'D
vi.e trip to there truly wonderful sprinRs.
For statements Of pers0ns cured ct these
sprinsr, description Of the country sur
rounding. cost Of reaching the spring. and
the best route, address T. w. Tessiale,
Sedalis, No., or J. d. Brown, l06 North
Fourth street, Sc. Louis. Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Ny Life wss saved By Warmers Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure.-E. B. Lakely,
Selms. Ala.
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Yesterday afternoon a styiishly dressed
young man from the country wac driving a
span of mules attacked to buggy south
ward on Ohio street. When they were just
opposite the BAzoO Office they baked and
refused 10 proceed. The young fellow
argued, cosxed asd tried TO force them TO
20, oil to no purpose. when drug clerk
went out to him and said IL hsve bottle
in my pocket, the contents Of which, il rub
bed on those mules heads Just behind the
esrs, will compel them 70 60" swell, :"
responded the young fellow. stub some of
it on them." He did 50, when the mules
shot through their collars aud harness a. il
they had been fired from a gun, completely
stripping themselves of harness and rum
ming their bert down The street. The driver
sat 10 the buggy dumbfounded. with bic
elbow. resting on his knees and his chin on
his hands. Finally, as the mules dissp-
peared over the rise by Broadw y crossing,
tie aroused himself hoped out of the buggy
ran up to the drng clerk and said stranger
will you rub some of that oil out of your
bottle on my head behind the ears" The
d. c. said, Il wall, if you desire, but Why
do you make such . request" to which the
yonng fellow replied. why BY Cd, I've
rot to catch them mules"
-@Give Us q res," cri d boo black from.
the gallery Of our opera house, TO party
in the audience who had been coughing
during the greater part Of the performance.
use DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup" shouted
another urchin.-Ex.
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"A Great benefit has been secured To the
poor by the introduction Of Dr. Balls
Cough Syrup for it now takes only %
cents to cure q cough, when formerly doc
tor bills alone Amounted to dollare.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

A Brief History and DESCRIPTION Of
These Valuable Springs, Which
are Daily Becoming More
Celebrated on Account Of
the Wonderful Heal
ing Propertieslof
the Waters.
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Our Government Being Run by
Women.

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