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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

Weare surprised that so many publishers
Of papers have been cnticed into the scheme
Of Messrs b. J. Kendall e Co. Of Edens-
burg Falls. VI, of getting their advertising
FOR nothing. and more too, for a simple
linimcnt which they cali "spavan cure. 90
This firm have published pamphlet con
tanning a few secondhand cuts and a little
veterinary matter hut mostly filed with
advertising Of their liniment These pam
phlcts they sell to publishers at T. cents
each in payment for advertising, and then
the publishers advertise and sell. or give
away the pamphlets 10 their subscribers.
By this means Kendall q Co. get their ad-
vertising circulars (which is all their pam
phelts amount to. distributed free. Il seems
very strange that newspaper men will per
NIT themselves to be thus imposed upon
ohio Farmer.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15
HOLIDAY PRESENTS.

Bibles Gospel Hymns Chatterbox, Scrap Books Fine Box
Paper Day Books Ledgers, Blank Books, Diaries for 1891
Card Board Tissue Paper Wood Spns Pocket Books Lead
Pencils armoncans Violin and Guitar Strings, Pocket and
Cut-gass Inkstands and the Automatic Pencils.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

THE NEw-YoRE TRBUNE-As anews and
family paper the "old reliable" Tf5'ac has
never been surpassed. if cqualed. and it Is a
better paper now than ever. L is clean
paper-cyery time it can be read with profit
by every member of the family. We regret
that we cannot say as much for every me
tropolitan journal No newspaper in this
country has for the past thirty years cXertcd
SO great an influence, and done So much 20
mould public opinion on all important que-
tions Of politics and morals, as The New
York Tribune, and a high authority has said
Of it that 1T has done more to make good
farmers and good citizens than any other
single influence that ever existed in this
country. We call attention TO It's prospect
US in another column, and also to its extra
ordinary premium offers.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

anu ,'''Die''0.i''' Key ie'' IL
D'' Linens 'i''sh Io"tlS' NapAihs, sheet
"-''' - ~ ''',e anu
''''''>''' '' i'''''' '''''''y Nv" ''5
- ", u, ! ''i'h i-i' e
Here VIC are, 10 the front again. Nothing
Ike it in the County. 5000 pounds Of Hol
iday Candies in Stock. together with large
and endless numbers Of > and 10 cent Conn.
ter Goods. Call to see MS.
Cook & BE.Frrs
e.s
New Goods att. B. SNYDER q COS. are ar
riying daily and will continue IA q, rri,-,. %,
long as there is . demand for them Cor,,
30
Linen Carpet Chain, Cotton Chain, Color
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15
UrNRY kREGAE.

NJ e Syrup Of Tar, Wild Cherry and
boa uui is very pleasant TO the taste, and
'aee -'>, and best remedy in the market
ffe aga' and colds A splendid medicine
frt baby Try it. For sale by all drug
"a.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

The election returns are all In, but the
New Goods at J. B. Snyder q Cos. are ar
riying daily, and will continue to arrive a.
long as there is a demand for them Com,
and see us J. y. SNYpEE & Co.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

For cheap and good books do not fail to
see the catalogue Of the American Book
Exchange c. y. Boyd, Agent
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1880-12-15

Make the hearts Of your children glad b,
purchasing elegant new Books for them at
3. SNypEr & Cos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
INTERESANTE.

Ell que desee veuder biiletes del Tesoro
premiados sin premitr, Oupones rnsiducs
de CarpetaS, diriiase Ia casa do San JUS q
NUM- & que es d nda hasta ahora los estar
pagando mayor preelo.
Tan len Sc compran accionos de la Socie'
dad An6n;Ina de Credito MercaLtn
Puerto Rico, Nbre 20 de 1880. h. 2 d
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
Efectos de escritoriO.

En- Ia imprent,s del B0LETIN 80 acaba dc re-
cibir un gran surtido do papel sobres de to-
dds classes de los Estados Unidos que Sc reali-
za preci0s infmos
Tambien se han recibido pronsas de hierfo
para c0piar, escritorios, iihros de concrete
ratistjcod juogos do damas etc.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
BUENA OCCASION.

So vende un mostrador MADEIRA fresno con
plancha de marmol un aparAdor de la misma
MADEIRA con reloj y espejos en- el fondo--una
balanza bascu!a con plaHcna dc emSrmol-yarios
azafates metal blanco--yarias mesas de mar
mol ovaladas con pies de hierro--uu esptjo
euerpoent ro~-una yidriera negra con los cna-
tro frentes dIvisiones do cristal Todo pro
bio para cafe. Infor1nafa b. jose Claudio
REL0JERlA INQLE5A, San Justo 10.
III. l3 d.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
6EVERO BAST0N.
l5. AN FRANCIS O.--45
SAN JUAN PUERTO RlCO.


SAN JUAN PUERTO-RIC
difa letras en- todas cantidades corta visits
.obre los siguientes capitAles pueblos do la
Peninsula, islas Baleares y las Oanarias
GALICIA,
8etanzos, Bayona, Oaldas lie Reyes, Camarl
nas, Coruha, Uorcubion, Ferrol, Guardia, Lu
20, Lage, Mur1s, Mondofedo, Noya, Orense
Jrtigueirs Santa Marital, Padron, Pontevs
ira, Pue ntedeune,. Puenteareas, Riyadeo
santiago, fuy, Vivero, Vigoy villagarcia
A STU AS,
Aviles, Can gas de 0nis, Cangas de Tineo. Gu
iillero, uolunga Castropol, Figucras, Gijon,
jrado, Lastres Llanes, Luarca, Oviedo, Pols
le Siero, Pola de Lena Pola de Labiana, Pra-
dn, RivadesellA, Saias, Tineo, Tapia, viIlavi
iosa lntiesto.
RestO de In Peninsula,
tsilhao, Barcelona, Carta gena, Oadlz, Grana
ls, Leon, Madrid, Panplona, Santander, Sar
sebastian, sevlla, Vailadolid, valencia y 10
'Agoza.
INLAS RALEA IL rs,
i,itladela de Meno-cs Palma de MaIlorca
tSLAS CANARsAS.
Palmas ttiran th,nnrias\ n ~
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03

NOTA.-Los pasaies tomados bordo Co.'S
taran 25 p. 8 recargo.
Sc expenden Bllletes de ida vuelta pa
ra pasajes de primera con un as p.9 rebaia
validos por 80 dias desde su fecha.
Los nifl0s memories de 8 amos, uno gratis,
de 8 d afios solo la cuarta parte, de 8 4
IL amos pagaran la mitad del pasaje.
Los paeajeros de cubierta han de llevar
consigo los enseres de CANA sus proyisio-
mes.
Para mas pormenores dirigirse en- San
Juan Puerto-Rlco. q los Agentes generates.
Silva Go.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
TARIFA. DE PASAJEl sS.z...
ENTIRE NEW YORK Y SAN JUAN
Un pasaje en- l. 8 camara. ............ s7C
TARIFA DE FLETE PARA NUEvA-Y YORK.

Cafe, Azmcar, Mieles, etc, segun con
venlo especial con los agontes. hbres de
capa.
LA MAS BARATA RUTA para Europa
VIA NEW YORK con opcion permanecer en
dlrho punto los pasaleros todo el tempo
que Juzguen oportuno.
Conocimiento y boleta de pasajes directos
Sc dan en- touos los puertos donue los yapo-
res de Ia compafla tocan, para Eur pa, ca
NADIA y u stOH en- coneXlon con las slguien
tes ilneas dc vapores:
VIA NEW Y0RK.-Por la de Caotdrd,
" htte Star, Ht"d,t para desde LireJpOot.
-NcrM Gt1'n an Ltoyd para desde Bremen.
l-HantdtJg american Paciet Company para
y desde Am6ereS. - General IrdnSdt antiC
Company para desde Hare, ,-A,ach y Line
para y desde L0ndres Y Glasgow. Mtycidl,tS
Despatch d International d Line para des-
Q todos los puntcs del Canada.- Metrop0 j.
dp Line para desde Boston.
BOLETA DIRECTA PARA EUROPA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03

Nifios memories de tres amos no pagan pa
sale. Entire tres y doce amos mitad de pa
safe. Grades acompafando sus amos dos
terceras paItes del pasaje.
Para mas informes tipos de fletes dirf-
janse los asentes de la colupaIlia.
San Juan de Puerto-Rico
o. 20 Sobrinos de Ezquidga.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
GRAN BAZAAR DE ROPA HEGHA
caun II Sastrerla de Tomas Hprall9 osus i.
PU UEllTO-RICD


do
la
e Ia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
PlPEL ISPAIOI DUIS0 7 BlRl3Q.
A LAS OFICINAS.

Ademas del constante surtido DE-
pApEL EspASoL de Jover y Sierra que
hay en- la imprenta del BoLETTN, Sc aca
ba de recibir un gran surtido de papei
horete, superior calidad, de Vilaseca J
de Fontanet, euyas resmas SO realizar
como sigue:
Papel espanol Vitela de l. resma. $4'25
Id. id. Florete de g. id. .r.... $50
IL. id. id. de s. id d........... $50
Id. id. id. de A. id ..... 49,. 275
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
SfRNCI0 De Ii piDlsl 4 Pro- RICO,
ocN EsoALA EN- NUEvTTAs, GIBARA, CUBA,
PONCE, MAYAaUEz Y PUERTo-RIoo.
VAPOR "PASA.JES.' -

IDA.
Saldra de Habans ell 80 de cada mes para
Nnevitas
Id. dc Nuevitas ell de i'd. id i'd Gibara.
Id. de Gbara ell 3 de id. id. i'd Sgo de Cuba
Id. de Sgo. Cuba ol 5 i'd. id. i'd. Ponce
Id. do Ponce el 8 i'd. i'd i'd. Mayagdez.
Id. de Mayagtiez ell 9 id. id. i'd San Juan.
Lega Saa Juan p. r., ell 10 de cada mes.
RETORNO.
Saldta dc Pto Rico ell Ia de cada mes para
Mayaguez.
Id dc Mayagucz el Is i'd i'd ID Ponce
Id. dc Z 0 nee el l6 id. id. III. de Cuba.
Id do S. de CUBA e l9 id i'd id. Gibara.
Id. de Gibara ell 20 i'd. id. id. Nuevi,as
Id. de Nueyitas ell II id. i'd id. Rabana.
Llega d la Habana ell % de cada mes
So admite carga pasaje para todos cstos
puertos
Mas detalleg dGran sus consigDatarios
Sobrimos de EsQuia9o.
Puerto Rico
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
Gat;da de la Hubana el dia 20 d
nap. MoRTERA 8 MANUELA.

nuceEoras de Eli ~, Rodria1ez pomp. Il.
1lAyo Uomp.~Sybk, Eres. 3. L. EoE Comp
EANTo DoaIaao Sr. n. Jusn Sou.-MArAstE III. Den
nin BarnAdo AeuADIELA Sres. AIae:l. Sr!sa Je-
kuEtTo -RrOo Ss,sa. Ir.grts. HeT7n&l9 de CaraCen8
0omp.--e wrE MAS. SeeS. Lssspby celnI,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03

En- 10 itaprenta de Bo ETIN Sc hacen tarie.
tas de t0das cases estos m6dicos precios:
Litogra uadas, letra inglesa, cartulina supe
,,r, $3.50 el ciento.
Itiem autografas lie letsa a monumental, 81
AL tdrculo $3.50.
lmpresas en- cartulina superior 6, centavoi
O ciento
n dem en- cartulina regular & 40 cts idem.
{.togratiatas para bautismo So.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
1900 mil pesosfuerteS.

BILLET-S DE LA LUTERTA NACIONAL
EXTRAORDINARY DE MADRID
PARA El. 20 DE DICIEMBRE.
De venta en- I'll TE feRAFo, san Justo "a
:. MELON &Ut. h. % d.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03
Csrruai ieS dc Gonzalez, Ramos ' AatIenzo.


Desde ell dia 10 del prosente mes, la en-
presa, para Il as comoCidad del putl!cC, au
mentara las sali,!as diarias dc los ccChes en-
relacior con las horas uue tiene estahlecidas
ell TRANVIA, y con una rebaja notable en-
los precios.
HORAS DE SAIIDA.
De la @ ,roiinn d Rio piedra3, 4 ias II d
1O1 de Ia mahana.
ue "a u;.s 4 klo ,,iet'ras, & las Ct y 8 de
la on mana.
De lilo -pie.!r;.s Z ia ambos !.un os las 8
de la tjirde, fletaGos II t. das ho,+s, abo
nando los sentos que t. nga Ell coche.
PRECIOS.
Tn asiento de Rio-l,iedr - la Ctroli-
ma o vic 5-VerSa. a.,................ 60
Uno idem de idem Oh: uas 0 idem. so
I'm cochc fieatio ''e aaient y ;te Ia
Capital 4 Caugrcjos ...............
Siendo d. ida vue tn. ....-....... :.
Uno ideun do III Capita! d Rio pie
QraS. ..,..,........ 90
Siendo de ida vuelta lta.......... :.
AL pasaiero no So lc admite mas equipajt
Iue ln b / to, cuyo bulto 10 ex"etla de IL IL
bras de pnso; la dsmasa sera paga cOnven-
cionalmente. S endo ell misno el conductor.
la EMPREsA no responde de averfa
Tambiep SO iictan coches para todcs los
puntos que permiia ell canine. Los precios
seran nodicos. all.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03

~No nls era dado recop1endar con excssa
cl Jarabe do Rabano iodado, pues. an
M lulclo, es uro de los mas poderosos mo-
ticas.
Balo su influencia ticeras escrofllosas
que naoa podla curar, que sc habfan mos
caustlcos. las he visto cicatrtzarse con
una celeridad extraordinaria. a
En- los ninos, he visto tambien afecciones
tuDereulosas de los huesos modiflcarSe v
Curarse mediaHte la administra Cion del
Jarabe de Rabano iodaoo
Or ouEsNAAp,
Antigua Inferno de los Hospitales Dc Paris,
Medico en- Nusva-0rlsans.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1880-12-03

Sonos dichosos al seiialar los excelen-!
ties resultados que constantemente alcan-
zamos con el empleo del Jarabe dc RAbano
iodado como regelerador de Ia sanRre.
en- ciertas afecciones que proceden de una
acrimonia cualquiera de ella, cuando eli TO-
duro de potas1o la esencfa de zarzaparrilla.
el aceite de higado de bacalao otfos mu-
chos depurativos en- boga eran insuflctentes
o no podfan ser soportados por al0lln es-
tonnage muy delicadon
prA. FAvRor,
Autor del Trdtddo de las e,fe-Y,edodes
de las niayeres de las dfscciones caneerapss.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28
Where the Difference Came In.

A certain gentleman requiring legal
of two brothers, but had forgotten the
Christian name of him he sought; so
he called at the office of the one first
found and asked for Mr.. Podger.
"That is my name, SIR"
"But there are two ofyou of that name
here in town 7"
" Yes.''
"Well, 1 wish to consult with the
Mr.. Podger-excuse me for the allusion
who wears wig"
/" We both wear wigs, sir"
"Well, the one seek was divorced
from his wife not long ago."
"There you hit us again, sir"
"The man to whom was recommen-
ded has recently been accused of forgery,
though, trust, uDjustly."
"There we are again, my dear sir.
We have both had that gentle insinua-
ton laid at our doors"
"Well, upon my word, you two broth
ers bear striking resemblance. But i
guess have it now. The one am after
is in the habit of occasionally drinking
to excess-sometimes to intoxication."
"My dear man, that little vice is un-
fortunately characteristic of the pair of
US, and doubt II our best friends could
tell you which was the worst"
swell, you are matched pair certain
ly. But tell me-" continued the visitor,
(which of the twain it was that took the
poor debtors oath few months agoY"
"Ha, ha, we were both in that mud
die. l was on Bob's paper and he was
on mine"
sin mercy's namel" cried the appli-
cant, desperately, Twill you tell me
which of the two is the most sensible
man2n
"Ah, there you touch bottom. my
friend. Poor Bob, 1 can't stretch the
truth. even to serve brother. If you
want the more sensible one of the two
suppose i must acknowledge the corn.
I'm the man."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28
THE SYRACUSE
CHILLED steel. PLOW

Itswelght will be eighteen pounds less than
our present styles.
A flrst-class Steel Plow, made In the or
dlnary way, full rugged, retails for twenty-five
dollars. Inferior Steel P1ows retail from six
teen to nineteen dollars.
The price of our new Plow will be but
Seventeen Dollars, and it will be the
cheapest Agricultural Implement ever sold.
It's mold board viii outwear three Of the
very best kinds Of the ordinary steel mold
boards
It will scour in soils where all steel plows
and all other plows have hitherto proved
failure.
With this Plow will be introduced q CORFU
gated Plow Point and Jointer Point, on which
we have also obtained Patent, and which Is
also great improvement, both as regards
strength and wear.
The Jointer can be shifted 80 as TO take
more or less land, and also more or less pitch,
and 1t can always be kept ON a line with the
Plow.
The wheel will run under the beam or one
side of 1t as desired, and always kept In line.
The beam Is adjustable for Spring or FAN
Flowing, and also for two or three horses.
The handles can be adjusted to accommo-
date man or boy, on the same Plow.
1t is perfect Plow.
Wooden beams are going out of use because
they shrink, swell and warp, and never run
two seasons alike.
Iron beams are too heavy
Malleable beams become demoralized and
bend, which is much worse than to break.
A Steel beam is the necessity Of the day. It
isthree times as strong and very much lighter
than any other style.
When ace say Mold board Is chilled, the
farmers know 1t Is So
Ivo, 10 nrr.
of various metals and call IL chilled metal
We want agents for this new Plow In every
town In this State.
We can give but very small discount to
them, but we will pay the Railroad Freight
We propose to place this Plow In the hands
OF Farmers as near the cost OF manufacture
as possible.
1t will be the best Agricultural Implement
ever sold.
1t shall also be the cheapest.
Persons therefore who are not willing to act
as agents ON the principle that ga nimble six
pence Is better than q slow shilling" need not
apply for an agency.
No Pl0ws on commission. All sales absolute.
rB- This Is the only Steel Chilled Plow in
the World.
Steel costs several times more than Iron.
But this Plow, full rugged, by giving small
discounts can be sold for Seventeen Dollars.
Compare this price with that OF any Iron Plow
ever made.
1t Is cheaper than any other Plow now
made would be at five dollars and half.
Where there are no agents we will, on re-
ceiptof Seventeen Dollars, send q Plow to any
Railroad station in the State and pay the
freight. Address,
SYRACUSE CHILLED PLoW CO.
or Syracuse, NY
AS- JOS CARRIER 4 Co., Andersonburg. Bowe
y DrOmgold, Landisburg, and Hench q Dron
gold, Ickesburg, Agents.
26A13t
BENZ. +. GRAFTON. STORY b. LADI
HAIBERT e. PAINE
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

eB- Why is miser like man with a
short memory Because he is always
forgetting.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28
rHE rlMEs, NEW BLooMF1ELD, PA. sErrEMBER PSI $50
ANEW DEPARTuREI
THE SYRACUSE CHILLED pLow co.
of 8vfaou9e. NJ. ".

THE 8YRACU9E CHILLED Flow co.
Of SYRACUSE, N. v.
Are now putting ON the market Plow that
Is as much superior TO any Plow heretofore
made as tho Plows OF the past few years hnve
been superior to those made half century
ago.
1t combincsar the exceaencies of any Plow
In use.
1t obviates ali the objections made TO any
other Plow.
In naddltion IL embraces several new features
OF the greatest value, for which we have OBJ
tained exclusive Patents
ItsT3eam, ,Clevis, Jolnter Standard and Wheel
Standard Will be STEEL, and It's mold board
win be q composition of steel and Iron chilled
under a process for which we have also
obtained an exclusive Patent 1t will be
called
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

sy Some admiring poet said Of his
best girl, Upon her face a thousand
dimples smile for me-" Which only
adds more emphasis to the adage, " love
is blind" How like the mischief a girl
would look with thousand dimples on
her face. The poet must have meant
freckles.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

RY-" Hold on dar ~ said colored
man, hailing an acquaintance. " Does
yer cross der street cherry time yer see
me ter keep from paying dat little billY"
" No, Doesn't"
" What fur, den p'
'' Ter keep from being axed fur it ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

RyA Sunday School teacher asked
What bird is large enough to carry off
a man ?" Nobody knew, but one little
girl suggested: Mamma said papa
wouldn't be home till Monday because
he had gone off on a lark.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

tB-" Lucy" wants to know "What
will take the smell of onions from my
breathY" Don't eat them, dear; but II
you must, take your breath out, boil for
two hours, then sprinkle with a little
cologne. This will do the business.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

HTA Sunday school boy was asked
If his father was Christian. He replied:
g Yes, but he is not working much at 1t
now" Too many just such Christians
are around.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

sT" Who do you lover" said Jones
to his sweetheart's baby sister.
" loves 'oo," was the reply.
" And who does Sissy love 7"
" Sissy loves Mr.. Smif, 'tos he tis-
ses 'er."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

.sB" " Are you guilty or not guilty 2"
was asked of colored prisoner.
" Well, boss" he replied,
" was in de na'bo'hood when dem
hams was tooken, but it don't look jis'
tight to beat dis respectant crowd outen
de pleasurebleness oh seein trial do it Y
Da'fo' pleads n. g."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

Ca If you are a quiet, honest citi-
zen of Galveston, how did these skele-
ton keys and brass knuckles happen to
be in your coat pocket S''
i" reckon, judge, that me and the po-
liceman must have changed coats in the
scuffle, We were very much excited"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

BENZ. F. GRAFTON. STORY b. LADD,
HALBERT i. PAINE.
Late Commissioner Of Patents.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28

ca A lawyer in Virginia, not remark
able for his clean person, appeared at a
party awhile ago with a rose in his but
hole. Where do you suppose it came
from - said he to a brother lawyer, who
was examining it.
The latter looked up and down the en-
tire length of the questioner, and with
great deliberation responded, Why, /
suppose it grew there !"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-28
LYDIA c. PENMHAMs'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
For all Female Complaints.
The Positive Cure

This preparation, its signifies, consists OF
Vegetable Properties that are harmless to the del
icate invalid. Upon one trial the merits of this Com
pound will be recognized relief is Immediate and
when its use Is continued in ninetynne hun
dred, apermanent cureis effected thousands will tes
tify On account of its proven merits It is todayre
commended and prescribed by the best physicians Ia
the country.
1t will cure entirely the worst form OF falling
of the uterus, Leucorrhoa, irregular and painful
Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
liberation, Foodings all Displacements and the con-
sequent spinal weakness and is especially adapted
the Change of Life. 1t will dissolve and expe tumors
from the uterusina early stage Of development. The
tendency to humors there is checked very
speedily by its use.
In fact it has proved to bo the great
est and best remedy that has been discover
ed 1t pemeates every portion OF the system and gives
new andvigor Itrcmoves faintDess atulency, de.
sroys oil craving for stimulants relieves weakness
OF the stomach
It cures Bloating, Headaches Nervous Prostration
General Debility, seeplcssness, Depression and Indi
gestion That feeling OF bearing Gown, causing pain
weight and baclnche is always permanently cured By
its 1t wilrt all times, and underan crcumstan.
ces act in harmony with the law that governs the
For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound
is unsurpassed.
Lydia {. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Isprepared 2ss and ss5 western Avenue Lynn Mass
Price sioO Six bottles for $500 Sent by mail the
form Of pills also in the form Of Lozengcs receipt
of price, $l.oo, per box, for either. Mrs PINKHAM
freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pam
phlet Address above Mention this baper.
No family should be without LYDIA z. PINKHAM
LIVER PILLS. They Constipation DiliousnesS
AndTorpdity OF the Liver. % cents per box.
Va GEO. A. KELLY& CO.. General Agents,
Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strlck-
Ter, New Blormneld, Pa. 27Hly
EsTATE NOTICE. .NotIcels hereby giy.
IL en- that Letters OF Administration on the
estate of Andrew j. Burd. of Buffalo township,
Perry county. Pa. decd. have been granted to
John Potter OF said township.
All persons Indebted TO said estate are requested
10 make Immediate payment, and those having
claims against said estate VIII present them duly
authenticated for settlement to
JOHN POTTER,
Administrator.
Lewis POTTER, atty 10 Ct.