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The daily gazette., 1880-05-28
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The Herald" Detroit, Mich, says of
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure
"lts efficacy In kidney, liver andiall uri-
nary diseases Is so fully acknowledged
that IT, Is not worth the Questioning. Bona
fide testimonials from well known citi-
zens in public and private life are evil
dences strong enough to convince the
most stubborn doubter."
The daily gazette., 1880-05-28

No. 3l9 Broadway, New York.
N. B.-1his Company has NO Il GENTS
in the BRITISH POSSESSIONS and all
persons pretending 10 be so and soliciting or
ders on circulars or OthO-iOtse are SWIND-
LERS myl2, ,2taw4w&w
The daily gazette., 1880-05-28
.----2Oth s.--.--
Popular Monthly Drawing of the
Commonwealth Distribution Co.,
AT MACAULEY's THEATRE,
In the City of Louisville on

Monday, May SIst, 1880.
These drawings, authorized by act OF
the Legislature OF 1869, and sustained by
all the Courts of Kentucky occur regularly
ON the last day of every month Sundays
excepted), and are supervised by promi-
nent citizens of the State.
The Management call attention to the
grand opportunity presented ofobtalning,
for anlX g. anY of
The daily gazette., 1880-05-28

II, ,z9 Prizes. amounting .s522. 500
Den. G. T. BEAUREGARD,o of La. Commits
Gen. JUBAL a. EARLY, of Va ! sloners.
Application for rates to CLUBS should
only be made to the office of the Company
in New Orleans.
Write for circulars or send orders to
M. A. DAUPHIN,
The daily gazette., 1880-05-28
EDUCATION IN THE KITCHEN.

Education is at last beginning to
reach the kitchen. Cooking schools
are springing up in many places in
this country, and the Scotch and Eng
lish are taking the lead in organizing
them as part Of their national and
common school system. We abound
in female seminaries and female COL
leges, high schools and normal schools
in which everything under heaven is
studied except that practical art which
is daily and vital necessity in all the
households of the land. Our kitchens
are the fortified entrencinents of ig-
nor ance, prejudice, irrational habits,
the rule of thumb and mental vacuity,
and the result is that Americans suf-
fer beyond any other people from
wasteful, unhealthful, unpalatable and
monotonus cooking. We have long
professed to believe in the potency of
education, and have not been slow to
apply it to all other interests and in
dustries excepting only the fundamen-
tai art of preparation, of food to sus-
tain life, which involves more of econ
my, enjoyment, health, spirit and
power of effective labor than any sub
iect taught in our schools.
The daily gazette., 1880-05-28
rI1HE ARTlzANs SAVINGS BANK.

TINHE ARTlzANS SAVINGS BANK.
602 MARKET STREET,
INCORPORATED JANUARY 2th, 1851.
Open to receive deposits dafly from A
Nj, until p. M, and on Tuesday and Sat
urday evenings from7 to o'clock.
SEMI-ANNUAL DIVIDEND,
regularly made in April ana October.
When dividends are not withdrawne
they are accounted as deposits. Thus per-
manent deposits compound their interest
twice in each year.
MANAGERS.
Clement II. Smyth, George w. Bush,
Chns. w. Townsend George =. Capelle.
Nathanl X. Benson, M. l.. Lichensteln.
Henry +. Dure, Edward Darlington.
w. Hastings, Job II. jackson,
Edward Pusey, VIM. II. Swift,
Anthony Higgins.
GEO. W. BUSH, President.
EO. s. CAPELLE, Vice President.
feb2l-ly l.. Il. TAYLOR, Treasurer,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

No citizen OF Ottawa La Sail ecounty, in making up his
list of newspapers for the coming should omit TO IN
cude In 1t the OTTAWA FREE TRADER It'll the Oldest pa
per published In the county 1t Is the largest gives the most
reading matter and with exception is the only paper
county all the reading matter of whIh prepared or
selected home and with careful and studous reference
10 the and OF Its subscribers In this re-
spect paper in the world prints so much matter
adapted the OF IN Sale county readers II tells
you of all that happens in the county worthy OF newspaper
mention-he crimes casualties social events and popular
gatherings movements and resolves 1t gives you the pro-
ceedngs OF supervisors Of all the courts and all that
trapres in the public Offices of city or county, and tells
you of all LEGAL political movements and who and what the
candidates Office are whom TO vote for or not as you
like, and who is elected and thousand and one other
things that you get in other paper Besides ts IL
gives you well prepared weekly resume fthe general for
egn and inland news home and foreign markets. political
events discussions &C. Yet doing all this, and being the
largest paper county and having the largest circua
ton 1t Ftv Cents year less than most other papers
in the county its subscription price being but 90
year In advance In short voter, taxpayer or house
holder county discharge all the duties OF honest
citizenship who does regularly read the OTTAWA FREE
TRADER.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
SAVED HIS LIFE"

SPRINGFIELD, TENN, MAY 9, 1879.
Dr. A. Il. WHITE Dear Sir. am selling great deal of
your Pumonaria have large demand for it, and recon-
mend to all rs the best cough medicine in the market and
afraid recommend IL, had II thoroughly
tested of my customers, who given up to die
After taking three ftycent bottles Of Pamonaria, he
menCcd improving and when he had taken the NTH bottle
up and IN my store, and said "Ir SAVED LIFE,
and that The should always love and the Tulmonaria
for it had saved him from death and was the OF his
taking IT," told MIN not 10 love me, hut DR.. White, the
Inventor of this great medicine am selling from eight 70
fifteen bottles Il week OF your PulmOuarla.
Yours truly. W. ECKLES.
Sold I'm ottawa by Forbes IL tiehring. nOYl5
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
BANKS.

Exchange on Chicago and New York
And all the principal cities east and west,
BOUGHT AND SOLD.
Exchange England, Ireland. Scotland and all i'm
portant points in Continental Europe drawn In sui
purchasers.
u. =. Revenue Stamps Of all deAom nations con-
stantly on hand and for sale.
United States Bonds, Local Securities, Gold and
Silver bought and sold.
Banking hours from 9 A. NJ to 4P.M.
Jan. IL, 1878 +. S. EAMEs, Cashier.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
A CARD.

To all who suffering from the and indiscretons
OF youth weakness early decay loss of manhood
&c. will send recipe that VIII cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE This great remedy discovered by mission
AIRY In South America Send scfaddrcssed envelope 10
the REV JosFpn T. INMAS, Sidtinn D. Nsc York City.
Janis.ly.s
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

off The mayor was notifiod that the debt
"must he naij nv q o,cIocL II Jon 10 mr.
execution would he issued and horse he sold
TO satisfy il"
After beng .braced IN " and assisted To his
room, no. cell | mean julie wrote ont an Entree,
sent a polite letter in r,lt draned with black
flag. requesting the names of all participants
in the bloody ARRAY. About 100 names ought
to have been given the CITY Marshal which
were entirely forgotten by the Court 10 his I'M
due haste TO have his own costs paid The
whole affair was the biggest thing on ice; lots
of fun exhibited itself and there's millions in
it, Ex UNo.
OpnIR, Jan. go, 1850 Roads bad and bust
noos DIM
'''S, ,'.''' u.,,.. A..
our Town ''h coi'ec''r Is o"'y u'N'hs III inc
spare ducatS
johnny Wylie's weekly spelling school
dro,rs Iorro cror,d
~,
LEG Literary mani" Is beginning 70 " o''
| Ophlr supports two and Dlmmick two.
Mr.. Steve Wcygandt had horse hurt HIM
self in very peculiar way. The animal was
rubbing against a hay stack A protruding
hay knife gave him a bad cut.
Some of the young men of No. 6, Troy
Grove, got on "A time recently. They chariv.
arccd a Young couple. gcttinga few dollars for
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
WANTltD.

sherman Co, Marshall, Mich, want agent in this
county At once, salary Of $40 per month and expenses
paid. For full particulars address as above. jams
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

CHICAGO Jan. %, 1880.
The grain market yesterday was unsettled and
irregular. Cash quotations last evening were
about as follows:
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

ment for Feb. Ga ball and exhibition by
"Our Ten" OF Aurora. "Our Ten" are young
men trained In fancy drill in manual Of arms
chiefly, In which they display remarkable feats
They we're drilled, II we remember rightly, by a
couple Of experts just out Of the regular army;
and their exhibition is said to surpass anything
OF the kind ever given on the variety show stage.
On Monday night burglars got into Looney's
saloon north Of the canal and carried off a few
cigars and bottle Of liquor
a La Sale telegram of Thursday says that Mr.
Otto Mathlessen, of New Jersey, OF the wealthy
and well.known firm Of Mathiessen & WiechcrS,
sugar-refners, is here, and is contemplating
starting a branch refinery. In New Jersey this
firm employs five thousand men, and if the branch
/. started in this city it will employ from five hun
dred TO eight hundred workmen. The citizens
are eager to subscribe sufficient sum to make
II an object for this noted firm to start the sugar
refinery in La Sale.
The annual masquerade ball Of the Turner So
eiety will take place at their Hall on Feb. 8. Ev-
erythiug will be done to make the evening en-.
joyable. There will be good music; q costumcr
will be at the Hall on Monday, 9th, or before so
that all can obtain suits; while the price Of adj
mission will be only IS cents for gents and 80
cents for ladies'.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
THE. MARKETS.
ottawa Wholesale Market.

OTTAWA, Jan %, I6NU.
Nothing has been coming in since bad roads
began. Markets are nominal -, below. Hay has
gone up, and produce scarce.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

Cattle-Brisk at S5d5 - for extra grade steers;
a. 1904 65 for good to choice natives; 81 25@3 80
for cows and heiers.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

PIcKENs. james Pickens has purchased a iine
PAGER stallion, said TO have record OF 222. II is
q sorrel with white feet and blaze in the face.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

We can recommend our readers to use DR.. Mar
bhalps Lung Syrup in all cases OF coughs, colds,
etc. II only costs 25 cents, 80 cents and 81 a
bottle, and is warranted to cure. Sold by NJ.
I'M
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

j. b. Main, a cattle dealer OF Colfax, Iowa, on
Tuesday light was standing on top OF freight
car when the train entered Split. Rock tunnel q
little east OF La Sale. His head came in con.
tact with the roof Of the tunnel and he was
knocked insensiblc, but was caught before he
rolled from the car. He received terrible cuts on
the back Of his head and face. He was carried
to the Harrison house, La Sale, and taken care
|af
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

A through coach now runs from Milwaukee to
Kansas City via Chicago, Milwaukee & st, Paul
road to Rock Island, and thence by Chicago,
Rock Island x Pacific. The time is twenty six
hours
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24

OFFICE STATIONERY, sna Ps snsSa
cfths quality g re:,Snaols prices q 9snsn HAP
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-01-24
Chicago Market.

Hides win one grubE CIassed as damaged and
go at two.thlrds price
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
A RoumeIian Tragedy.

A few weeks ago respectable old
peasant farmer in Roumelia, smitten by
the charms of a young gypsy girl be-
longing to tribe that had squatted in
the neighborhood of his farm, induced
the maiden to listen to his addresses,
and finally obtained her consent to be-
come his wife. He received several
warnings from sundry of her gypsy
lovers, couched in threatening terms, but
was 50 infatuated by her surprising
beauty that he disregarded these moni-
tions and married her. On his wedding
night a number of stalwart gypsy youths
broke into his house, seized him in his
bridal bed, bound him to a plank, and
deliberately sawed him in two, having
previously strangled his young wife be-
fore his eyes. On the same night the
tribe struck it's tents and decamped, nor
have the authorities as yet succeeded in
laying hands upon the perpetrators of
the crime
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
Hotel Mysteries.
lFrom the Burlington Hawkeye.


'Why is it," asked the man with the
sample case, "that at the average hotel,
the shortest man is always set down at
the end of the table where there is moth
ing, and where he can reach nothing
else ?"
And why" asked the sad passenger,
sis the waiter always futtering over
some deliberate, fussy old gormand, who
is going to stop over three days anyhow,
when you have only fifteen minutes and
then have to run for your train ?"
"And why" asked the tall, thin pas
senger, sis the black pepper cruet al
ways in the castor on the next table ?"
''And why is it empty when you get
p" asked the cross passenger.
'And why" asked the fat passenger,
do the two young married people who
sit opposite you always stop eating and
gaze at you with such pitiful reproach-
fulness every time you look at them %
"And why" asked the brakeman,
coming in to light the lamps, "doesn't
the hash shave %
"And why suddenly said the woman
who talks bass, 'don't men ever talk
sense ?"
The peaceful silence came drifting into
the car, noiselessly as Fundy fog, until
the car was full of it. And these ques-
tions are unanswered conundrums even
unto this day, especially the last one.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
The Detention of the Minister.

It happened, not many years ago, that
clergyman was requested to officiate
at the funeral services of consistent
and much beloved deacon of his parish,
and there was large gathering of
sorrowing relatives and friends. The re-
mains of the respected man were en-
cased in a rich casket, and the features,
even in death, wore self-ike and
peaceful expression. The hour of the
service at last drew near, but the
man of Godhad not put in an appearance.
The bereaved widow and fatherless
children sat apart from the circle of
sympathizing neighbors, and painful
hush and silent meditation pervaded the
room. The master of ceremonies fire.
quently opened the door to catch
glimpse Of the minister and give instruc-
tions to the undertaken and hackmen.
Finally the suspense became unbearable,
and stepping into the room, he address,
ed the congregation of mourners as fol-
lows: ''Ladies and gentlemen, our pas
tor has been detained by some unavoid-
able accident, and I would suggest
that you amuse yourself as you see fit
until his arrival" It is unnecessary to
add that the announcement produced an
indescribable effect upon his hearers
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14

OF waste materials about the farm, and at
times when the farmer and his help have
little else to do.-NeaO York San.
THE method of reducing bones by sui
phur1c acid in a small way is as follows:
Ihe bones, broken as finely as possible,
are heaped in a shallow box of plank.
and thoroughly wetted. Some of the
acid is then poured over them, taking
great care to avoid splashing. The mass
is then shoveled over and mixed. More
water is poured over it, and then more
acid, until about 36 or 40 pounds of acid
to the 100 pounds of bones have been
used. The heap is then left to heat and
decompose. After "a hours it may be
worked over with the shovel, when it will
be pasty or soft. 1t may be dried by the
addition of earth free from lime. It
would be well to grind the bones fine, in
which condition they are more easily re-
duced by the acid. The process is very
d1sagreeable and somewhat dangerous to
those not accustomed to chemical manip-
ulatlons, and one that few will care to
repeat. When good phosphate can be
procured for the same price as ground
bone, we can not advise farmers to make
it themselves. We would rather use the
fine ground bone.-Aneerican Agricul-
tu7'iSt.
HE following plan for a cheap hot
bed was recommended to me by friend,
who had tried it with success. I have
also tried it and can recommend it. It
should be used in summer time. Get
two or three boxes Is inches long, and
10 or IL inches wide (of less size will
do), with pane of glass to cover one ex-
actly. Have hole dug deep enough Tin
sunny situation) in the yard or garden,
to place the boxes on a level with the
ground, first taking out the bottom of the
boxes and fitting one nicely ON the other
Fill up the first with fresh stable ma
nure. In the second place three or four
inches of earth, allowing space enough
between the earth and the top of the box
to set In pot or basin, and leave three
or four inches above it Cor even more)
pour In bucket or two Of water and set
on the glass Let it ferment two or
three days, then fill the flower pots with
well washed yellow or silver sand (the
latter the best) and put in the slips.
Whitewash or smear with whitening and
water the under side of the glass; set in
the pots and cover tight. OF course
some of the slips may die, and they will
need seeing after to know if the sand
keeps damp. So it will be well to put in
several slips of kind as the best laid
plans of mice and men gang aft aglee. y
Gardeners MOnthLy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
Railroad Engineers in India.


Many people came up to see what we
were doing, and all begged for peep
at my binoculars. They thought the
double sextant which I used for tie
angles, magical instrument, and the
shaikh begged of me to compute his
horoscope, and was much disappointed
when he found that was unable to do
it. While this was going on, the Muez-
Yin called to midday prayer from the
most elevated point in the village. In
an instant we were alone. After prayers
were over, the shaikh invited us into his
house and gave us coffee and pipes.
Many of the villagers entered into con-
versation about the railway. One old
man said that he had long wished to go
to Bagdad, and wanted to know whether,
if the railroad was constructed, he would
be able to go there for nothing? We
told him that he would have to pay,
he said he did not see much good In
it, as all he would have to do now was
to load some camels with provisions for
the road, mount his mare and start.
This, he said, would cost him nothing,
and he could not understand that the
railways could be cheaper, though the
fare would be less than the cost of the
corn and other things he would have
to take, as they were all his own.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
EOrfeits for Fun.

In evening games it often becomes
necessary to punish one or more of the
company by imposing " forfeit" The
penance should be something that either
is not easy to follow out to the letter.
that is has some catch in tor puts the
person In a conspicuous and amusing
light. In all cases forfeit should be
designed to amuse the company as a
whole, and never to offend the person
called upon to pay it. In order to Illus
trate our idea of good forfeit, and also
to furnish suggestions to those who enjoy
and take part in such pleasant amrse-
ments, we give q few of the forfeits that
may be imposed: o. Put newspaper
upon the floor in such a way that two
persons can stand on it and not be able
to touch each other with their hands,
This forfeit has the honor of being old,
but it was not our good fortune to meet
it until short time ago, and be forced
to give it up" By putting the paper
in doorway, one half inside and the
other half outside of the room, and clos
ing the door over it, the two persons can
easily stand upon it and still be beyond
each others reach. CO. To go out of
the room with two legs, aud come
in with six. Not difficult if a
person thinks to bring a chair
along on return. g. To act the dumb
servant. The person who has the forfeit
to pay must act out the answers to the
questions put by the master of the cere-
monies; as, how do you make bread?
How do you eat soup? etc. This forfeit
will cause much mer1iment if proper
questions are put. a. Put one hand
where the other cannot touch it. One
can get out of this difficulty by putting
one hand on the elbow of the other arm.
o. Place pencil on the floor 80 that
one cannot Jump over it. May be done
by putting it close to the wall of the
room. Co., Put question SO that no
one can answer it with a NO! That is
not hard if one thinks to ask What
does YES spell? CD Push chair
through lingering. This forfeit is
made by putting the ring on the finger
and pushing the chair-any other object
will do as well-with the finger. This
last much resembles the next 49, Put
yourself through key-hole. This was
great puzzle to us for while; but when
piece of paper was taken with the word
yourself written on it, and pushed
through the hole, it was all clear.
There were many others of these
amusing little tricks, but those given
will suggest others, and help to make
the social winter gatherings the enjoy
able times they should be.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
Tribute to a Mother.

Children, look in those eyes, listen to
that dear voice, notice the feeling of even
single touch that is bestowed upon you
by her gentle hand! Make much of 1t
while you have that most precious of all
gifts, a loving mother. Read the un-
fathomable love of those eyes, the kind
anxiety of that tone and look, however
slight your pain. In after years you
may have friends-fond, dear friends
but never will you have again the mex
pressible love and gentleness lavished
up IN you, which none but mother be-
slows. Often do sigh in my struggles
with the dark, uncaring world, for the
sweet, deep security felt, when of an
evening, Nesting in her bosom, I listen.
ed to some quiet tale, suitable to my age,
read in her tender and untiring voice.
Never can forget her sweet glance cast
upon me when I appeared asleep; never
her kiss of peace at night. Years have
passed away since we laid her beside my
father in the old church-yard; and still
her voice whispers from the grave, and
her eyes watch over me, as / visit spots
long since hallowed to the memory of my
mother.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-04-14
Observation-Disclosures.

It must have been tremendously en-
barassing to that nice young man of
Bowling Green, KY, who escorted the
preachers fair daughter to a meeting
and arrived late, to hear the reverend
gentleman read from the bible as the
couple marched up the isle, envy
daughter is grievously tormented with a
devil" which verse occurred in an ac-
count OF new testament miracle of
which the preacher was reading. The
whole congregation snickered, and it
would be hard to tell which felt worse,
the preacher, his daughter, or her es-
cOrt.