Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1880-11-25

advised, the people Of this country have
chosen Gen. Garfield for their President"
Now We know how it happened.
"Call me darling, dear," he whispered.
"If you don't 90 pretty soon, you'll sleep
30 soundly that there'll be nn use in calling
you" she replied. Peoria 7ydaScrpt.
There was young man of society,
Who wanted to gan nUtOricty
So he ne'er in his lie,
Was untrue To his wife,
Paid his bills and abhnrred insohriety.
Horsemen believe that Maud S. sllI
soon attain speed 80 terrific that
straight track will be necesa Iry to prevent
her from running into ths rear Of her
own suiky.
Roscoe OouRliGg can have situation as
headline writer iu Chicago whenever ne
wants it, He calls the papar known as
th. Nation 'thst hectic patch of bump
tious peaautry "-Ne0 Orleans Pie1gutte.
E>,hetie bridegroom (scrutiuz ng a
"slx-mark' teapot shown hun by his VITO
1t is quite cnnsummaie, is it not?"
Intense oride-"It is, indeed On
Aigeruon, let us live up 70 it - PGach.
What relief it is to turn from the
political editorials ia exchanges, 70 the
the local notices of pateut medicines,
There il no living in patent medicine
advertisements. Pfchs SU1.
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II Is fumor"0 tuat TIE notorious Johh
II Morgan, the guerilla, reported klll-d
daring the WAY Is actually aliv AID prsc-
tlcing m-d'clne in Sou hern N. co uaGer
IN assumed name When man ouct
gets taste for Staying fUlk4, hes apt 10
ketp 1t up.
Nothing mads man more than to come
down to breakfast ana hav. his wife tel
him he has been taking in his sleep, and
r, fuse to give away what he SAID. Nor
t.st his. conscience troubles him: Oh, no!
He is only after psychological facts. -
Lo,OeH Citizen
What inskhe name of nigh heavt n
does that fAHow across the street ear
that fur cap fOrH Probably he Is a
newspaper man, aud needs a tut-'ile
brain. The groans Of the by
stahders reminded one Of o iield hospital
after great battle.
They were discussing vou1q man
whose manners left much TO he desired.
"He is a oood deal Of a btsekeaard " said
- gentleman. "Wen, | would hardly 90
go lar as TO sev that" continued (.dy.
..but there ia no DENYING that he il v,ry
badly brought up-at times
( ryeaIctter fr,c, vour J,d
Baby mine! Baby miue
Which makes me 'el quite ial'
,to u nrS rc"S,;,,l, ,,lni, Go,ds ni w f;on, ''g
llcll-t got out on bli,
Ana my fate NOV bewail,
bh'y ln'n' lady n''"e
"A morse a morse! my Aihgaon ioF q
Hutse I3'ti' snou'eu az u"goa'lu N ls'uch ,,
Ii'5 i;5 'Aea't. .;i.. ~ SJi A'usuoH'' .15,.. De-
p,i'u Si'~N I"'p.h ,,n T.I %" -H,iie''
" giS o"t o''"h sou G'i't2i
qu'0Nt, II " ''ii' -uA II W., n'e"i en'i''
no ao.ol ysVapsN oioI ~ 'hu
i'' ou' 'o' i'oa-oil' .i'''''" N"'7 '''y'
Wherein they differed A Galveston
candidate, who became very ahectionate
win colored voters during election, told
al Influential darSoy IN m oatharat Of
} election excitement; l ~1nl1 rather ten
.'iHts over tah" Cue nsnd OF en b9pes' ].
euio.eu .,Hs 't"n '..au ~" ,nn' Va ,UAi'
Dnt' u"i JuNbe' 'HAs
ue nan" o. ue "nl'e ioa'Jr i.'s' e','t tlulr
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n-' 10 VIC WY f1"N5 ,aIy 'ut'''y
soLooi tsnoiiei ~ Nc" lSoBI"nu LOVE
Aupite'' i'I o''s. 4 I'N'' wv e''.'u' =, d
9ou !" pe soo' ,''t, auu' ID u I
say your prayers 90 10 C,eioh aua never
shy Hsusnty %o''.H-SoI ,t, u r. 20 leSVsu, ,,'l
a''G ,nss w. % f,e, 10y sp'eluu. ~
you are u"t nt E"uu ''iil''seh you uou
on m chnreh aud If yon do sav 1auybtv
yords-ynn'n ao IN bsIt and ,bst nj, IL,
na,tectly ridic9lons -
ne hihu ne",'su H1.NaS'o.' ''''y ,a!isS
Jun "u' P't'0 WI" 7"uio Gun. H''A' uu 1t
Dnl tne rsup tpth'u W e'' rose acc ah'
Saiu pe'r T'lie'',i"e ~ lu'l'7r'iiR
maven !nn nol''" VI "e bil'' . fhrf, hoh'
"ee'N''"e o,n IN ""'- ~! iiiAa' v"
ihetFiN SUI" iut, N'" "lAt y'u "'t'
'l'Il sFeh2'n' n"'s I91h ioi ~ oou "', an
hard %orA' no. uut ! nave % "'lN q
ttr Your 9tate o. Vegas Is 70 ul1''
digger 'h1n 'n',S'j n"F' peou "ce'7'oi-s'
w. '''"'''V'' -'t""
ionf hstie b'rdIr ths ueeu Ve'y, V5f!
SICK, she wrote 10 The OuNg man 1
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res, arG Qu!ot aud that | must tut X o
rotbi,,. .bsnIutely notbiuv 8rd ali tb,
r, 49," ~, ..,1,
, 'uHe' a. ~ g '''"'+''' : .''''n i w.
of ynu. In young tuAu fegd Is pVu sui
then r.,,d il through su,in yry .lyyl
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hhu P"' =" 80 P"'h', Az" H'"t u"
nndrr the Silent stars hud k-pi thitk'n,
aud thiokiun and thiirtiu5. But ha did
+ sa, anything He only kept thtnkipp B
! RJaka,id Courier
! I'm. foliou,np aun.art3 as m aav,,
: tisemert in a ". s,ern vepef, -.p0 IN
Pnblick-Ap evil iut4nd4r nav. van i 4
nv rarakter in the f1jlnw,ny mmper /
III Thst make applikabo,, Ia linn ia
me- IN Give ibe man one dl.l of ur.djae
4 and ynuld p,yr him t,,n do,Inre.-
silnaing II AZ .D, intention, we,e whom
r / I,ronu,.ngn hin. a u d ,i4
t mi, bsr,oot ysgyb"ne wish 20 tuase N
. commWnety Erlcave be was honr4 an
wculd rot exc D the oTar Mautia4
: Di2zerumt nj Knows - wn bGrkou D.. til
sound OF ID D x" Fnl " Fy nal '@
:, Ruag but hiesclf Morris.
u opp.r .,,
'NN ana
FihrrGH tmiliesst "OhlIoHs itiutt hHt'
Great sara!
Thou Who the mimic world dnst tread
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