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The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13
JAPANESE PROGRESS.

japan has made more rapid and ca
sier progress toward civilization than
ever did barbsric power before. II il
only few years since the country was
moro exclusive than China is today.
while now it 10 quite - free and open
- Germany or any other country Of
continental Europc. Its recorded his
tory begins in the sixth century Of the
Christian era; it, traditions running
back into the mythology Of : dossn
centuries or more before. In the last
score OF years its army and navy have
bsee rsmodelsd on the principles d
modern science: steam commerce hal
largely supplanted the janks Of bygone
days. and posto@ces and schools ore
becoming common oil over the land.
It, railroad system, yet quite limited.
10 unsurpassed its roads being con.
strue.ed in the most durable manner,
ct . cost Of about 500. 900 per mile.
The English language 10 laugh.
throughout tho Eupire. and public
men generally speak it. It would moi
b. sorprising II the Erglish were
adopted ~ the national tongue bsfor.
another twenty years have passed BY
Several hundred japanese youths hav,
been educated In the colleges Of OIL
enf own lad. and the effect Of thei,
} isstxuotioa here hss beea marked il
Japan. Money orders and saving
banks srs . part Of the postal system
which dates back only four or fvl
years. and l. due to the organization
OF Ansrscan citizens selected BY d,
Japanso 0ovsraoent for that purpose
The relations Of our country with thu
have ever been happy. and the bes
OF feeling exists on the part Of both
Il will b we'll 70 maintain this 70
ciproeal good 1ssliag. for the trade o
no psopb under the sun will make
greater advance In the next few year
than tAat u japan.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

Moved By ths exanples Of vic.oria
end Seattle. Tho people Of Port Town
ssnd az mp sad dsiss 70 aesurs the
opening Of their rod via whateom and
The bosadary line - The 0kagit gold
mines. he eoatrioalioa paper has
bseu passsd aroand and . liberal start
made toward IL alline. How much
has bsen ssbsesibsd - ere nj ap-
psissd; bat i ~ people ars - willing
= thsy ars aAle. there viii b. No ts~u-
bic n getting I'll that 4 required.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

Is the most effective Pain Destroyer in
the world. Will most surely quicken
the blood whether taken internally OF
applied externally. and therby more
certainly RELIEVE PAIN. whether chron-
10 or acute, than any other pain allevi-
ator. and it is warranted double the
strength of any similar preparation.
1t cures pain il the Side. Back or Bow
els, Sore Throat, Rheumatism. Tooth.
ache. and ALL ACHES, and is The Greal
RcliSCer Of Pain. "BRowN's HOUSEHOLD
PANAcEA" should be in every family.
A teaspoonfrl of the Panaces in . tum.
bier Of hot water sweetened. if pre-
ferred. taken Of bedtime. will BRxAx
UP A COLD. IS cents bottle.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

Allow cold to advance in your sys-
tenn and thus encourage moro seriou,
maladies. such as Pneumonia, Hsmorr.
hayes and Lung troubles when an i'm
mediate relief can b % readily attain
ed. BseheSs German Gyrsp has gained
the largest sale in the world for The
cure of Coughs. Colds and the severesi
Lung Diseases. It 10 DR.. Boschee's f..
NOUS German prescription, and is pre-.
pared with the greatest carr. and nc
fear need be entertained in administer.
ing 1t to the youngest child, % per di.
rections. The sale Of this medicioe il
unprecedented. Since frat introduced
there hes been constant increasing dc.
mand and without single report Of q
failure to do its work in any case. Ash
your druggist - to the truth of thess
remarks. Large size 75 cents. Try il
and be convinced.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13
much sickness.

Undoubtedly with children. attributed
to other causes. 10 occasioned BY Worms.
BRowH's VKRNIFuoH CoNFIrs, OF
Worm Lozenges, although slfectusl in
destroying worms. can do no possible
injury to the most delicate child. This
valuable combination has been SUCCESS
fully used by physicians. and found 70
be absolutely sure in ersdicating
worms, 20 hurtful to children. Twenty.
Eve cents box.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

Rev Miss Anna Oliver, the girl pas
tor Of the Wiiloughby Avenue Metho-
dist Church, of Brooklyn. is holding .
revival. assisted only by women clergy.
Rev Miss Coffin, Rev Mrs Perry and
Rev Mrs Barney are her assistants.
The world moves, verify.
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SHERMAN HIDE & Co. Psciic Coast
Agents. Also agents for the celebrated
Estey and Standard Organs. For Sheet
Music and Brass Instruments. address
SHERMAN, HYDE & Co.,
ausSl -6Awly San Francisco.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

Nicholas lnfAillhss lnieetlsn,
Guaranteed TO eur9 promptly and per-
msnently egery case OF 0ouoerhoa,
Glcet ard Whites. no matter OF how
long standiag. II directisns are followed.
Internal medicine not rooo0mended q
necssaxy. A care guaranteed Of money
refunded. For sale BY Geo. W. Hs:risdl
Co. Wholesale and retail druggists. Sc
attic. W. +. ol6dAw0m
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

The hundred millions Of English
speaking inhabitants of the world are
divided as follows:
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-13

8e& veek n ys1r en- esun. Ha1o - =
SOU sat0e ~. AA1Rso I. 1AaxHz1 . CO
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TELEGRA PHIC.
EAaTERN STATES.

rxclgsavHry 70 re fHrnlIoEScE..
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N Office.

T,H1 THIRD ANNUAL NxErIuo OF I'm
i otockAoldeee e ~ Puget oo1nA Ce0DaE
eial Company WW - hoD1 q thslr o1co IN Per
Gamble. ". T.. - 3UD1DAY. The l7th aay Q
1KD8UAAY. 1854. Is oasloek ?. u. iee ~ slee
tloo Of . Beard Of Trustees and the txansaction O
such other business - nay coDo boeoro ~
meeting.
y ocdss e Tie IsesiAsnI
faSv3v 4. D. sooFr. ssessAaey.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
j. DEE ANDREWS

WOULD respectfully inform the citi-
w zcns of Orangeburg that he has in
charge the stock and fixtures of Il. J
King, ut Wallace Cannon's old stand.
Main street. where he will be glad to serve
his friends and the public with anything
in his line of trade. Everything fresh
and pure and guaranteed to give satisfnc-
ltlon. A full line OF goods Kept constantly
on hand. Born aud raised In Orange
burg3 hope to receive a liberal share of
theSp patronage of my fellow citizens.
j. DEE ANDREWS.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
Mi.s,dSh!IfJ nO

You blanse mo shatI canDot love- Rita
i AS sou can love, Thy friend;
You ca me heart!ess-lsht,o of fuitl,
Becausemy firicies. end,T asEzag. q
do not sdy'lt il rot true;
But yon niwndllove. .inndl lGwiinIaugh,E,i - !
Which gains most in the fight?
Annd why, If you were seekinga0ve,
Shonld you have turned to mrp
1, whosoihil " 'fomeet foi.rgagts @s..Jss
Have sworn INCONSISTENCY?
Go further yet, poor Heart and search
For onesNhot Lean giye;-y .a,7ss7
Or. Ii your sorrow prove too strong,Ees q
Curse ms my fiirnd, aud live, RS, :.
Yes! once / curscdA md llyed.a Alas!
Ills better ,t;,rSto. die. = ,7s5fas'FA"f7s'@s' -
Hands meekiy ciasrtd and prayerful eyes
Upturned toward tile sky.' : "'s% hSiE :
/ loved too weIl--as you. my friecd, e,s
Are loving me tliis hour.
Such loves die lEard,are cursed, we know.
With overwhelming power. ,s.Ssit
My love went ont MS yours will do
Hut after many Years. @-''
.AuM In those years was not glad, 1isF
AndSbitters swtre,n,y tears. -
My love was like ! o,.r love, u,y Jfri@h1,
1t met with no return.
In spite 81 pussiormte nppeais, {
IN spitGsOfas.fdsl ltlI,iL BURR. NJ g g
But you VIM love, and who iuti.ii.
May part at least in peace;
Some day you'll thank ME for my words
Some day, yonr pain will ce,,se.s :, !. -
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
How Watches are Made,

irwin he apparent to any one WHO will
aNide from the I.ecess safy tliick ness sfar
engra wing aid polishing. .lallarge7 7plppots
tiol Of the precious metal used Is need,
ed only to, stiffen ant, | old tile engraved,
noriihns in place. and supply the neces-
sary solitlitS anu strength: Tic surDifiS
goldis attunlly 'uredlesssso' farilsl UTIH-
kTYIautl beautysare c6ilcurieii. In JA IIS
ROSS PATEN Nr GOLD WATCH CASES
tlils waste rnt precious metal il overcome.
and the SAME SOLIDiTY AND STRENGTH
prndIlcfd at from 0ne-t Iiii1l tt5It,ie4iiaif
OF tue usual costa solid rases.G a Iie IRE
cess is Of the most; simple ,n,iturea u etnl-
lows: aplate OF uicble composition met,
al. specially, ndaptyl ~ the purpose, lias
two plates of soI.iD GOLD sOltiered one
osi. each silp.a Tie tksec /, re then jjasst4l
between polished steel rollers. and the
result Is nsstrip Of heavy Eplaiel cunlp9sj7
ton. from which, the cases. backs. celi-
tres. brzels. &c.. are cut and sliaprtl'hy
suituble dts aud f0r,iers ''rhr gold iIr
these cases iss sufficiently ilickitn ,ltllnit
Of pll kinds of nsiuga rngrpNing, aud
e,,,iinell ling {; the engraved tcaSrs lave
been c,rricd until Worn Ilcrfectly
smoUtll by Time aud use without Irem0v-
l tihgi he gold.
~ THIS Is TIE ONLY CASE MADE
WtIltTHiQ PI.A.IiES OF S0IIIlGpI,D
f!MRn,hE ANp MAKKASIEp siER B2h 2haS SsnEclAL FIJI Z
For sties By all Jewellers ASK ffor IT,
lusiraieh Gathlogae.tnnd TO aeeSwarpn,t.
|! March II. lsSo--lNaD Y4D.s fo t9ii5Ts
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

For pure Chanpnigne Lager Beer go
tOWallace Cunnon's old stand. Families
supplied by the dozcli-goods delivered
free Of charge.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

The Cotton Boil" the finest + cen,
Cigar In town, for sale at Walla. Can-
mons old stand. Don't forget it
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

. Soda Water, fresh. by, the bottle, a
Wallace CuEnOh's old stand. .s'
May IS. ISS0-1y
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

SeltZcr Water. for diSarr;liyemrnt Of
the bowels aud kidneys. for sale q,w ut
Wallace Cunnun'S old stand.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
'#Bric-a Brac,,

-Despairing OLD maids look Ian
gushing even on rain. bows,
"A recent discovary,is telephone
talked 10 death by II barber.
The battles Of the union Fight
ing between husband and wife.
In Philadelp4ia,a,h boy who lies .
Lin pan TO adog' tailiis fined sfO. !
"A tramp called his shoes ,s'cor
poralions," because they had no solcs
--Thecway toflnake i large holel in
your pocket is to incur large rent.
There is n great dcil 'oflack' III =
horseshoe wien, iilruMn- il docsm',
l,ityou.
Ducks are fond Of flies. There is
just where they ditfersfrum buld-ileat-
old men.
An English scientist attributes
our cold waves TO! Venus and our hot
waves to Jupiter.
Authors ale spoken Of as dwell
ling in attics, because so few of them
arc able 10 live on their first story.
THE man who fell ou, Of his rink
on the steamboat explained that his
Llackcncd eye was II berth mark.
"A bad little Philadelphia boy
made his mothers hair siisei,hc other
May. lie stole ller switch for kite
hobs.
"A hoy will,dig NvNra square rod
OF garden g,o,, ttn iisl,hnit, aud yet
i,r cu,,l.lno hei,irttslo me, X. .ona six
f,~t onion bel.
"A li,lIc girl in church, .aftertthc
contribution pIa,e, ,l,dd,,sf lbeyh passed.
romrIaccnllv niiaaanlil,iy ::sdi}ie 81
paid for four, ,i''-TI7 vi WIS tllai liaih p
Texas soGieig lis aalf a5et|a,over
the question ~l,etlltr5 a NO, tli' sfoom
n, wedding should yvealsliis DE, oliver
"I' ""'siIc or inside; IS his 4. lFyss9y'a'.
The reason .mplc umhrvllas than
watrrlnslons are STOLEN is ,,lupghl to
lc because tliHsstiieh,lDnsu't have ,ntu
plug 'Lt II ulIltl Ii ylia, = 1risaI@a g +. ripeJ
1"r the hurvcst.3i-4 ~ .s s,ss.s .at .s,gss3
go, 80 StssF y '8I t,z@E
Tile nan Who ,srasped an oppor
tnni,s ,rlc,l'lIle same scl,c,nc with II
l"u'hI.-lnr. &lle ai,a,"luriccil his lasl
rn,"1p'isS, sua'ckc,'n he did lhc first
one. ,,aSSSsA Fsi wzF44 =
The average aprfsdilsreaks about
l2O words IL minute. This estimate
is considerably sl,u,L or tl,n, required
when Tile sp"nker 'l;.s q trunk III fall
'"' lis hca'i while he is, IunL'ng rpr IL
"leevefbutlon. ,aa-r ,s,f 81.
A Nebraska Indihn 'contrvcd 20
swallow lot of dynamite AMI now he
can stand around The corner an,i call
Il whitesman anything he ciluoses
without heing kicked f.r his inso.
lence. They're shy Of jarring him,
even. = yis.Ia JH ~ t5wyugag.rg u-s,
.t.I,sss tyfg ~, - trfs.l i,1gIsf ..s5 syy y.
An old lady from New Bedford
visited Bosion recently, ,i,,r Il I il {
time, and, while, -, iewiily ,tle at,rac-
tions ofthe public garden was l,oin,-
ed out the bronze, statue OF, Chnl l,s
Sumner swell, ] t!e,lqre,""lhe old
lady remarked, 81 ne, q, knew Sum:
ner was q colorcd nian brfnle." r,,,.e..
The Sioux held their annual SIM
dance in Dekota recently and: ,i'c
usual scenes of cruelty were enae'cyl,
One yopog warrior held out fpr iqay.I
Blk hours and then faiu,eri:- .Hc WIS
hanging all that time BY ic'i r'n
through the flesh Of sthe buck. 4lIe
tainted before The flesh gave IVA, J.
He was SO grieyed, over, lis sfqilu q,
hot 1,o S,,;o, I If 4 4 4
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

20 Pure CORN and RYE Whiskies for
sale at Wallace CannOn's old stand.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
MYPw N2R

" estpossible efficiency and nduniformityoe oe re-
saenlfe. which enables phyBicians as well as
; tnyslids to use5tt with conf dence. iSIt is'
the ,moat reliable remedy for diseases of,
81 duced.. It strikes at the Foundation OF all
pulmonary diseases, affording prompt
and certain relief, and Is adapted to pa
3 sgtients OF any age or either sex. Being
very .palatable, the youngest children,
u anent of ordinary Couahs, Coldss Sore
& sThHoat, Bronchitis Influenza, ,Cler.
,8yman's Sore Throat, Asthma, Group,
end Catarrh, the effects gofi AYERS
CHERRxPEcToRAL are magical, and multi.
: eillness BY its timely and faithful use.sfIt
= ehould be kept at hand In every house.
d, hold, ses the protection II. ehords In sud-.
den attacks. In nWhooping-cough and
C0nsumption there is no Other, remedy
so;eficacious, soothing and helpful. y,,iu,
~ The marvellous cures which AEER's
CHERRY PICTORIAL has effected over
: will continue to produce The best -esults.
7s An impartial trial will convince the most
sceptical Of It's wonderful curative powers,
as we'll as OF its superiority over all other
~ preparations for pulmonary complaints. /
ai Eminent physicians I'm all parts of the
country, knowing its composition, recom-
: Eond Ayers CHERRY PICTORIAL to invar-
lids, and prescribe t. in their practice.
9 The testof half o century has proved its
-, absolute certainty to cure all pulmonary
complaints not already beyond the reach
OF human aid. $RsyAsuuH " II
Prepared by DR.. J.. C. Aver G. Co.,
tai% Practical and Analytical CheInibts,S
's2ai4.r3 sflowel!, Masss anFtq sspss1
} '. & GOLD nFsAz1 DRUGGISTS EvEarwHEhf.i {
$500, ber"3., ls70-iy iassf saasd stsoa1
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03

BLACKBERRY BRANDY ut Wallace
.CannOn's old stand.
The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-09-03
i Jg9E E'lElEDV Vns1a
aassS. IS si6.,tlh D ,the EhiFoat. AMI ld1as
Diseases 81 the eAAs

pulmonary organs
are 50 prevalent ana
fatais theta safe and
reliable remedy Tor
them Eis iaVaiiIable'
toeverySolnpunity.:
AYERS CHERRY
FkoTORAL IL such O
re edy, and no
other 80 eminently
merits the conf
dence of the public.
It fg aacienGfc COM
Ibination ofthe medic
Gin q ,sinninlaae and
curative virtues Of
the finest drugs,
chemically united,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18
Various Matters.

Curious notions of morality ap-
pear TO prevail among certain in
habitants of the Orkney Isle, who,
when q wreck has taken place on
the coast, are, it seems, III the
habit of carrying off for their own
use everything they can lay their
predatory hands on. This occur
red recently when the bark Pool
scar, of Liverpool, was wrecked
out twelve miles from Kirkwall,
the capital of Orkney. The en-
terprising natives annexed coils Of
rope, cases of wine, spars, ship
fittings, and stores, so that at the
sale of what was left of the unfor-
tunate vessel "there was not much
as tin of meat, pot of paint,
ships compass, clock, or any other
of the small odds and ends gener-
ally sold upon such occasions" ."
So clean a sweep had been made
that even the legs of the cabin ia
BILE had been sawn across close to
the floor, and the table bodily car
ried away. These people, who
consider plundering a wreck per-
fectly legitimate, are reported to
be "highly moral race. An or
dinary case of theft is hardly known
and the reason why they make an
exception in favor of the hotsam
and jetsam of stranded vessel is
that "they still hold by the old
principle that a wreck is a gift
from Providence"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

"Hello! when did you return 2"
asked Snopson of his friend Binns,
whom he met on the street. "Why
i haven't been away" replied
the latter. "You haven't ?" in
credulously asked Snopson. "Why,
you look so worn out and near
dead that positively thought you
had been away to one of the
watering places for a few weeks
for the benefit of your health y
Noriistown Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

SO engrossing is the partiality of
the domestic cat for its home, that
certain Dutch naturalists have
come to the conclusion that Grim
akin may be utilized as a letter
carrier with considerable advan-
tage to public interests. They pro-
pose to organize service OF post
cats, and are at present engaged,
by a series of ingenious expert
ments, in testing pussy's capaci-
ties for delivering the mails. Sc
lecting Kuik for their headquar-
ters, they thence despatched a
number Of cats, securely tied up
in wollen bags, to the neighboring
villages where they are freed from
confinement and turned loose, with
ueat packets slapped firmly to
their backs. At once their do
mestic instincts come into full play,
and they swiftly flee homeward
with uuswerving directness. OF
thirty-seven cats thus constrained
to serve their country, not one has
hitherto failed to fulfil its postal
function with excellent punctual-
ity. II is feared, however, that
when a double service shall be ar
ranged, difficulties and delays may
arise from the meetings of post
cats on high road.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18
Apvrvwrsrvc p,~vs

Business Cards one year, one dollar for every
line
Local Notices, ten cents per line each insertion.
and all notices continued Tor three months "a
ongcr, discount of 70 per cent
Advertisements unaoCOmpanied w written %
verbal directions will be published three months
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be.
fore expiration OF time will be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until al afrearages ara
paid, except ut the option OF the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be- paid IN nd.
vance.
30 Terms. CASH, payable quartcrh
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18
Gold,

N AZ ~ Great chance 30 make money. We
EtE III need person in every town TO
nIutf. take subscriptions for the largest,
A&S ! cheapest and best illustrated fam
ily publication in the world. ANY one can become
a successful agent. Six elegant works of art Civ
en- free 10 subscribers. The price is so low that
almost everybody subscrbes. One agent reports
taking 10 subscriptions in a day. A lady agent
rrports making goo clear profit in ten days.
an who engage make money fast You can devote
oll your time 90 the business, or only your spare
time. You need not bc away from home over
night You can do II as well others. Full direc-
tions and terms free. Elegant and expensive out
ft tree. II you want profitable work send as your
address nc once. 10 costs nothing TO try the busi-
ness No ono who engages fails TO make great pay.
Address George Stinson CO.. Portland, Me. 1867
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

Professionals constitute sixty-two
and half per cent. Of the popu-
laticn of the German empire.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

The first coal fields worked IN
America we're the bituminous fields
of Richmond, Va, discovered in
1850.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

chest of drawers and a pianny, a
lovely garden and some flowers in
my window, and waxing warm)
my husbands dead, and the very
sunshine of 'Eav'n seems to fall on
me-"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18
WIT AND HUM0R.

Not in the pagoantry Of war,
Nor in the round OF pleasure merry,
Did Chevalier Leon de Eoc
Encounter his adversary;
Twas in hor mothers sitting room,
And he had popped the question wary,
Aud she had promptly answered, No.
Twas there he met his adverse Sarah.
Marathon Independent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

A fitting opportunity-the visit
to the dressmaker.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

"What did the Puritans come to
this country for?" asked Massa-
chusetts teacher of his class. "To
worship in their own way and
make other people do the same,"
was the reply.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

An old Yorkshire woman do
scribes her happy circumstances
thus: ave a nice little cottage,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

The bell boys of a hotel are all
named "Front." The clerks never
call them by any other name.-
They are called Front because
when sent out it is never known
when they will be back.--New
York Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

Musicians are known by the
accompaniments they keep,-Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

The two urchins who played
Escaping from the wreck" by
using their mothers holiday dough-
trough for lifeboat, were lashed
together.-New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

You may have seen young man
on one side of gate and maiden
on the other side. Why they talk
so long is because a great deal can
be said on both sides.-New Or
leans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

Only question of asking
the hour.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

Pressed for time-Mummies.-
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

Mark Twain, speaking of a new
mosquito netting, writes; "The
day is coming when we shall sit
under our nets in church and slum-
Der peacefully, while the discom-
fitted flies club together and take
it out of the minister"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

The water melon is like book.
1t isn't red until it is opened
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18
rrC,AI-rION.nr

Beware OF limitations See that the name OF r.
w. Kinsman is in the g.ass OF the bottle.
Sold by druggists and dealers. Price, loe., sbe.
AMI zoe. 4Ssyi
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-08-18

The shark is the most social of
fish. He never calls upon a bath
er without wanting to take a bite.
Chronicle-Herald.