The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-06-03
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much nefe llks looliug toe tl'l soi.ee-
tor ihau 10 fooiisg the bli iteil
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graves are oeeapisl. AID Tie yoaBg u.
u "a ihai ,bey are tupted
when yoa wake ~ - nigbt and
beaI The baby crying. lock out 'of dan.
ger iof tasrs l. rock ahead.
The man who cent 40 editor boz
Of cigars 10 fc,afh for pewapaper puff
though, that one good png deserved
sBolhof.
PoohabontAs saved the life q jobs
smjit bot sbe wss 4 poor, ignorant
savage. aEd didu't realize what she
wAs doing
Toe managcrt At church fair
wbea asked Il here would DO music
eaca esesing, replied No, bat there
wi.l be tiugin
Woman is called mans better half
bit she IL not bali at all. When she
holds domestic convention she en-.
forces the two tairds rule
bishop Bedell says that administers
would only speak the truth ia funeral
sermons, the demand for speh discours-
81 HAaiA taPtVty ttAHc'
Miss Anthony says she wants to be
treated AZ II Der name were Samuel b.
Anlhony. Very well. Will samuel
kindly 30 out asd hitch the horses to
The plow.
The young lady who can peel q
potato 10 Ave seconds Is az useful as
the young woman who speaks five
languages IL ornamental.
Clothes don't make the man, but q
good suit goes = long way with the car
conductor when be finds man who
has left his wallet at home.
"A young lady named Sheep
changed her name TO Lamb before she
had been IL Michigan thirty-six hours.
She went weet IN quest Of youth.
When a good,looking Indians girl
has the measles, I, always follows that
ffom seven 10 fifteen OF the young men
in that noighborhood arc taken down
with the same disease.
Tie new pair Of shoes came home
for little fve-ycar-old He tried them
on, aud finding that bic feet were 10
very close quarters, exclaimed; oh,
my they are so tight ] cant wink my
toes.
"A young lady Of New York, who is
partly deal, is in the habit Of answering
yes 70 everything when gentleman is
talking 10 her for fear be might propose
70 her aud she not hear II
The small boy who can ride three
wheeled voloeipede 10 the ball aud beat
dtum al the Same time, has qualities
calculated 10 make some home happy
when he is away on visit.
Father (sho is always trying to
tesch bis son how TO act while at the
tablet Well. John. you see that when
have aoisbed ealing ! always leave
the table John Yea cir, AMI that i
about 81 you De leave.
The genius who goes 10 work and
ihveuis some way by which fellow
can take his liver out In the spring and
give il thorough rubbing and scrub
hing. just ike the women folks &c
through The house, will confer boor
on bis fellows
How DO you pronounce s.t.i-n-g-y
the teacher asked the young gentle
man nearest the foo, Of the class And
the smart, bad boy stood up and said /
depended great deal whether il ap
piled TO man or bee. Go 10 th'
head, young fellow.
The San Francisco Chronicle hAl
lengthy account of an experiment.
made by q Peruvian surgeon, whC
placed q man condemned TO death IN
der anAsthetics and took out bic brain
The man living after the operation. w
know the man well. He 10 now Com
missioner Of Agriculture at Washington
-Arigona sends a wailing cry 10 th,
cas-, for $1,000 women, but We can
spare them. II all orr women are L
he dragged wesi, we'd like TO kboy
what provision is going to be made 70
the support Of the men who cit on th
grocery counters and tell wha, tFemen