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AMERICAN LABOR UNION.

rT,HE REGULAR MEETINGS OF THE
i American Labor Union will be held at
Armory Hall, on THURSDAY EVENING Of
each week. Any person desiring information
in regsrd to the Union, can obtain the same by
applying to the Secretary, at Armory Hall, be-
tween the hours of 2 and O'Clock P. NJ, daily.
A. @. BISHOP. President.
A. NJ. CAMPBELL, Secretary. apl7-tf
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I. Q. E., Ruby Court No. 8,

MEETS ON THE SECOND AND FOURTH
Nl Mondays OF each month, at 7:S0 O'Clock
P. M, in the Odd Fellows Hall building. All
members of the Order in good standing are In
vited to attend. b. O. LEVY, W. G. r.
JAS. W. SMITH, r. 8.
Eureka, May u. 1850. myls
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and razoas at the GOLDEN RULE
TORE.
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ATTENTION. EVERYBODY!
Having purchased the entire interest Of
w. HI. ClarE's Mercantile Busfne ess.
am now prepared to furnish
ALL KINDS OF GOODS
At Prices as Low as the Lowest.
By prompt attention to business accommo-
dating clerks, good goods, low prices,
SOLICIT TRADE FROM ALL.
Try me, and BE Satisfied.
F.w. CLUTE.
Eureka, September 1, 1879. a
CELEBRATED WEBER PIAxos


Sherman, Hyde Co., San Francisco. Pacific
Coast Agents.
Instruments sold on the installmsnt plan.
Weber Pianos, by all great musicians, are con-
sidered the best and most durable
One only buys Q Piano in life time, therefore
get the BEST the best Is the cheapest, 81.
ways.
Prof. VIM. Plumhof. Local Agent. Eureka,
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RED MEN.

VTyINNEMUCCA TRIBE. NO. 9. IMPROVED
w Order Of Red Men, hold regular coun-
ellis at Masonic Hall on the third sleep Of every
seven suns, at the seventh run, thirtieth breath.
sojourning braves, warriors and chiefs. are
cordially invited to meet in council.
R. NJ BEATTY, Sachem.
MAX JACOBS, Chief Of Record. al
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BEATIFIC LODGE. NO. 2. X. OF p,
MEETS EACH FRIDAY OF EVERY
lyl month, ut 7 80 O'Clock p. NJ, at Its CASTLE
Hall, in Odd Fellows building.
All Brother Knights, In good standing. are
fraternally invited to attend such meetings.
@. L. BROY, O. @
H. B. MCKEE, K. of R. and 8.
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FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

r TAKE THIS METHOD OF ANNOUNCING
| to the voters of Eureka county that will
be a candidate for the office of County Com
missioner. tlong term,l subject to the decision
of the Black Republican County Convention.
HENRY CLAY FENsTERMAKER.
Fish Greek. Eureka County, May ], 1880
M II
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qHB EUREKA DAILY SENTINEL.

,,syrp EVERY MORNING tExcEPT MON
DAY., Pr
CASSIDY q Skill MAN,
GEO. W. CASSIDY.
,omc.-corner of Monroe and Bateman sts.)
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G tn A WEEK. $l2 . day at home easily
0jZ made Costly 0utnt free. Address TRUE
& Co., Augusta, Maine.
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whole range of possible gifts of every kind !;
and can select a present for the one he de-
lights to honor, without the haunting fear
that tomorrow. when too late, he will be
sure to see something flat would have
been more suitable. Or. if it be desired to
| learn the special longings of any inelivitlu-
al. it will be only necessary to leaye this
book on the sitting room table, and to be
guided by encomiums passed upon any
particular article by the individual in ques-
ton.
And even to one who has no presents i'll
contemplation. there is no lack of interest
in work of this Kind for in no direction
is more ingenuity exercised than in the
production as Christmas gifts. Here for
Instance is a lite!ike image of bird upon
perch. Attached TO it is flexible ar;i-
fetal windpipe. into which when the per-
former blows. the bird opens hi, beak, aud
pourS forth Il fool of melody that would
make the heart of ii canary ache with envy.
And this tor a single !oliar Or here
again i a terocious looking bnil dog hungri-
| ~ seated on his launches. The youthful
/ proprietor viteS an older friend to
place Il coin upon the dogs nose: when
hey presto the coin is flung into the air,
the mouth gapes expectation, and
Before a man hath power to say, Behold
! The jaws of darkness have devoured it uI, y
| Is lady fond of fancy work ? Behold
! an assortment OF designs, commenced sutffci
ent!y to show the stitch ard pattern, ami
/ -, -
ccii't of price. Or longs her soul for per-
sonal at!ornmeuls On their proper pages
! she may see Tia, vrri@-t loves of honnets.
! the latest things in jewrlry. the last style
/ III dress nay. even the proverbial rainy
! day is provided for, aud assortment OF
umbrellas figures in its place. Are the
! Younger members OF family seeking
/ rrtseht- for ills heads !? Let them look at
! these silver tea-se:S at all prices, these
dinner services of French china. these
ja:tliuieres. AMI coffee cups. and shaving
: sets, aud walking cancS-R never ending
catalogue Of things that mama and papa
Will deiigh: to possess. AHd as for the.
clIiidret-Heaver bless 'em-our columns
are too short TO convey bare idea of the
wealth OF good things described TOR their
! de iertation. Page after page the record
runs, as though it would never end ; and
Jennie and Harry must he harl indeed
/ 10 satisfy. if from among the long display
/ OF doh houses, and picture books, and
I skates. and COWS that low, and steam en-
/ gineS that do real work, and silver forks
t..d spoons, and magical tricks and Christ
/ InsS tree ornaments. and candles. and
! goodness knaws What else. they tail TO
| liad The very things their hearts desire.
| AID Tor this wotidrous book how much !?
Why only fifteen cents. 1t is the winter
number of The Fashion Quarterly, aud
! Enrich Brothers, of Eighth Avenue, New
York, are ente'prising publishers who
off;.i it to an appreciative world.
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= FLOATING Palace.

Go down to Pier As" said the e,litor
to the new reporter. '-aHd write up tltc new
English steamer just arrived. Give a thor
ougTi account of her from stem to stern.''
From what - said the young man re-
Gently arrived from Il far interior State.
aud to whom vessel of any sort was
mystery aud wonder.
From stem to stern,'' said the editor.
fixing suspicious and threatening eye
upon him. land tel how many feet or
water Sh,. draws. her breath IF beam, her
Tonnage, and all thar sort OF thing
This was the ynnng mll'- first mission.
He was eager Z" ,Ii-ti. gui-ll himself. He
h,fi aIfen.tv ,lnpc :" i,i~ rifage paper IN
u St.fies y ss-itys oit The Casmo4"ty of
the Unsverse.' Eat rlat lite town MAS
thousand miles away. He MaHf.d "a
wider field for his aspirations, and had
come 10 New Tt,r&.
Yet hp WIT OCT of the o:fice anxious
.nd do,ihtitsg. will q to tie captain, y
-td lie .-ie will explain to me the snip
and its uses. lie will tell me ALL
Captain" said he, Il am sent to write
up yonr slip. ObIise me By stating how
many na~ts she has ~
sEi4htecll,'' promptly answered the
caf,tain-
Where are they ?"
1--WE have sent them on shore to lie
painted
How much water do you draw %
..rhree inches.''
How do you draw 1t 30
by steam power from. the well.''
Were you ever in storm at sea ?''
Never, . said the captain.
Are you ever seasick ?''
- wfully: cant k-ave my berth from
the time we leave New York till we arrive
IN Liverpool. =
Are the rest of your officers and crew
,eascik ?''
Always; we're only on deck and
about III port.
.sWhy who steers the vessel at sea 81
'srbe cook he's the only well man on
hoard =
.Do you sail nights when outs,de of
land ?''
Never we anchor. y
what, in mid-ocean ?''
..of coufse, yon land lubber. There's
docks 10 tie mp to at regular distances all
the way across. ~
..What is that hole there for p pointing
to an open hatchway on deck.
That's where an iceberg ran into US
last trip
Good gracious How do You see TO
sail dark nights ?''
.sAyo send our boats ahead will, lanterns
| to light up The road, =
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An" now ''" sea sou Is approaching" ."heh
'he EARN >''''I De ii'le4 win q'eS'ioh'ilSS'
'''l secret eo"i'Hi'''@ = ana e"''iic'is a'ail'
'h appearance al teaNt. "'Vide each faihliE
against h>"H' f"f ""He E1e NohaSet
generation l. eotI''tnr'"@. WITH a-i'r'
mons Ill N2't"'lS d'r''Fil"a>- " lrIt Sti7l
w" r"t'lNF lie elder Is d"'''eFiti''S.
N't'' ''\'ttN ""f'' 't re>'"h-'h'5lFE- 'iie u"
mo" '.'il' ''-'''''' " ''it rn'i'
- - ''''
- '''' s',' = ~ -t.'''i'i seem
'"f t'i'.t'' ;4tI offering /" MS f-lr. a''"tiltr
''H;'''> "ir-fs,f ..-ss.5 vi * -nfir!"lt
r>l.tsa,.' 1T ths 'ts.-t'rttti'H nf III Siate OF
''i"'i ! nes iHoi'~ ity ennr'ing pl'ns to
f7'F i'".~''S~I7:. ~ rf|f oil h"ot- aud
''.-- 't..f. .'tsl ~, ara ~ 5''-' = Tor
y. - "7% itt '4se, a rift- ''nl chill
'ir-. '.eH~af .'s,> f. ~ ri: n'litS, to
,;nr' hi:n t zpr"< uf-si'iuki"gfy. his
preference f.t- n,H-'titn.' en.,. or Il set OF
,'vi'.G top - wzain al eozv dress
: Cow. s.-4 tit5 f'.''t ie,..'a' ri S.tt'i'1'f.
81 t7s4h''"' i-t.".''''e -af.-' ~ "f 1it'its'
''i''' .''e''t r =. '~e'- 4'' i''''' which
''' t' ''iT III lie ~ / $40 'hht'eFS ''cs''''''f
thhiY TO himself iiiat lie s''h.''SeS l-azzie's
or '"nI H"'"& ONES VII ne eAfect'i'g
@''H'eth'iiS rom i'i'''
ne "'-''S' '"'oNS "e''''c~ II !" "e '''''e
"'e99t'' 70 give 'ilitil 20 receive anu r'''iN'
"'e'l one comes 70 'i':'lN Oh IT, It oeci'en'S
>h'H'i" ne So For TO hnd the rlsht thlng
~ =
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sprang from the wood between them.
Something glit:ered in his hand, but
Richard caught and held his arm.
ut is well - said Jean, slowly and in
gaSps. ''Neither of you are worthy the
st in OF murder on my soul -
Jean, - pleaded Marie, Il will tell you
all Listen -
But. shaking off her hold like viper's
he strobe off into the blackness.
The next morning at daybreak, he was
marching to the froat.
Poor Marie They were satl days to
her That followed Richard pressed his
Smt in vain. His presence was hateful to
her. fTe it was who had driven Jean
from her side
Iten Richard, toe. WAS ordered to tie
front. \ few hnnrS before he marched he
came ag:,iu tn pi.ai with her
-,Yntlr lover meyer will come back alive,
he said. .'B,~ieieS. he would no longer
he yotIr l"vrr. Why. then, VIII ecu Dot
consent to become my wife -
His rcr~i~te:.,y stun@ her
"Eceau>c.' ii" sail. Il would rather
havr J.;iu's frowu shan your smile his
~eorn than yous love cannot help it
-,
pale. Yut I,ave lost mo. but ven will
never win hirn. All my lady. have not
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..you MANNED IT then that .I.an shou'd
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"Are they there now ?"

"Are they there now =
Yes anchored in line all the way
across the Atlantic ocean,
After getting much other information.
which the captain said he was on'y too
young gentleman. the reporter returned
and wrote as follows
s'Fhe new steamer Crusader is a splendid
specimen of naval architecture. Her keel
revolves on hinges so as TO be readily I'M
shipped in a storm when It is not wanted.
The rudder also, by a patent contli ivance,
can be drawn ont OF its socket and deport-
ed on deck during the night and in hHrri-
canes. The CRUSADER has folding decks
which can he doubled mp when she has
but little cargo. and her tonnage in this
way can be decreased from 40G0 to 1000
tens. The maiusail can. if necessary. be
used as a sky sail or windsail, and the saw
ing Of canvas effected in this manner re-
tiuces the wear and tear Of her running
rigging one-haf. The mann brace passes
from the end ofthe bowspiit over the fore.
main aid royal masts, thence down over
tile spanker boom to the taffrail. ard into
the cabin windows. where it is secured by
double-banked sheepslank to the head of
the captain's berth. She has compound
engines, which boil water at an extremely
low temperature. Her screws revolve ut
the rate of 10, 600 times minute and can,
if necessary, be brought forward and used
As pa'ldie wheels. The Crusader is also
constructed Oh the crab principle and by
bracing mp everything sharp on the wind
and wearing ship frequently, she can go
as ta-t side ways as any other way The
engines arr furnished with condensers,
which cnnfense milk as well as water
Her cabins are constructed on the French
fat principle. there being six stories. with
kitchen, ets.., for each fanlily OF passengers
| The CrLsee}er also carries her own docks.
and 'llus saves all the expense of warfage
when in port. She also carries her own
quarantine, and so cannot be detained if
there is any ma}aria or measles on board.
The pilot pilots her all the way across the
Atlantic and comes back with the ship
each time. Her compasses in the barpacle
give each day the direction of tile wind
'fle captains COW is MIXED by the boat
| swain in the furetop.''
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n

still stand been accurately pre-
would have been easy for the
TO prove and make clear by ca,
what was originally. and of
the proportion between the ma
the pyramids and the years of tbe
of their respective builders.
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A soia;er-s E,nso....

You re 50 cross. Jean :" pnuteG pretty
little Marie Verueau as she locked up in
70 her lovers face with Il most bewitching
little none.
1T Is very easy to call it cross. Marie.
was his rejoinder ''but you and both
know that what you please to term my
cros<ness is Il vert different mttter. Ii
isn't that don5t vnur love. either, dear
est but | could hardly get worl or look
from you last night. Tt'> the glitter of the
buttons, tIiuk. that's blinded yau.''
In an instlu: tile girls eo4ueiry liai
vanished He had spoken tie last sentence
with some strange. nrw bitterness. and it
brought both stiur-S and cnistrition To the
lovely. laughing face
NOW. I,-ltI - She answered. 1T was
nothing but my silly. lille vanity. OHe
would suppose WI, III" oiiy prtry airl
in LORRAINE 10 near these ile fellows
talk and in liSte ing. begin I" believe
SO myself But itS not the btiti"nS they
wear, Jean Oh. DO not know how
cruelty il hHr5- yuu not to don them IN
your caunfry's deirn~e. aud the reason
which prevent yuu, woa'i make yoi'
jealous again, dear. It's oaly that Im
faol enough to like to hear the foolish
thing they tell me-
Poor iitti.. Msri- Size kissv That ~lit
sl,oubl finr it vers hard w"rh to l,'rrp her
promise. buF she Iove'i -Ieau :" ,i.,ariy tliat
she would turn her back henc"fi,rth oH ali
these brave young French soldiers who
found her presence snch charming relief TO
the te,liuin Of barrick lite.
Size felt quite rewarded. too. when Jean
stnopcl To- Kiss the red upturied lips.
az don't mean to he tyrant. Marie
he said. Its early TO btgin assuming
chat role but you know it's never been nn
easy Hing for me tU stand by like coward
whrn my country needs rne. and last night
felt that even yen bad gone over 10 tiIc
enemy Sometimes L don know which
way Gly honor iieS-whetlIer to go or stay
Y0a may see me with buttons yet. Marie.
he added with sirl,ly smile.
The girls color fiei.
you wnIldn't Jean. do siich wicked
thiuk-fnr 1t would he wicAed I, You
know wiat the doctor says-thar. t'ai&h
YOU may live tp ripe Cd age. your irali i
so afieeie'I ilrtt The Settlement 'd action
w"nid Proi'ife i'.-ia"' "e''' u cur ''F'''''
er has R'V'h 't'r'e S''> '''' '''
est are iei' 1t i''"'''
Your g"tt. N'''''' N''' -
set''
''It is tor 'ief' rz''ief ti'''- '''1 81 1859
stay. Why should ''"t my hie be- ''ii'-;-
ed nP for FrhHce p Well a. ai"ti'er'
though ii may bc la a different way
wish the e"i'fi'fI 'night he "''''''' 'or NE,
l wish that | might h' fo'''cr'I'''". Iirre
times mother has RAISED the "'oi'y o}
bond and nl"ig'ge. I" guy me "H,
rherr'< '"fl'i"s 'eft no" Size w"nld
have TO ltt tae -
''A'''i i-vF1oy "a 500 i'.'i-''' age, 'r'i''
sohtta me S'fi-
GA q ""iS low me ''e''er '' '''-
swssed. - q wear Tue "ntt'''S men, ~
whose reflection you e"lii" catch slght oi
your oyn pretty face
..Hush, Jean-hlssi -
And the ,naa was Ein 10 soothe aud
n,onise what ,.hc wn.ii. ere the Smiles
,.s,,,. ,,,,,. - ,,,,. dtu,,led month.
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s.r aEarmaanke,s Musings.
T. T.

won noble fame.
But, with a sudden ffown,
The people snatehed my crown,
And in the mire trod me down,
My lofty name.
bore bounteous purse,
And beggars by the way
Then blessed me day bv day,
But |, grown poor as they,
Have now their curse.
gained what men call friends,
Bat nov their love is hate.
And | have learned too late
How mated minds inmate,
And friendship ends
I clasped wonan's breast.
As if her heart knew,
Or tancied. To he true,
Who preved-a!as, size too -
False like the rest.
l now am all bereft-
As when some tower doth fall,
with battleGlentS and wall.
And gate aud bridge and all
And ,iothiDg left
But I count it worth
All pangs OF fair hopes CROSSED
All loves and honors lost
To gain the lieaYens at cost
OF losing earth.
So. lest be inclined,
To render i'll for ILL
Heucetorth in me instill.
0 God, a sweet goodwill
To all mankind.
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VOLUME XIII.



fSwift never wrote anything better in vers
lan The following lines, from an unknown co
.spondent:l
I'm ihinlinI. just now of Nobody,
And all that NohOdy'S done,
For I've a passion for Nobody,
That Nobody else would Cwn;
bear The name of Nobody,
For from Nobody 1 sprung;
And sing the ntai$e of Nobody,
As nobody mine has sung.
In life's Young morning Nobody
To me was tender and dear;
And my cradle was rocked ny Nobody,
And Nobody ever vas near
l was pctted and praised by NoDoiy,
And Nobody brought me un;
And when l was hungry, Nobody
Gave me to dine or sup.
Iwent 10 scool to Nobody,
And NobOiv taught me TO real
plIvel in the street with Nobody,
Aud Nobody ever gave heed;
Iri.cnuutrd my tale 10 Nnhodr-
Enr NoAody was wiring 10 near;
And my heart Is c'''r'sc % Nobody,
And Nobody shed tear.
Antwhrr grew older, Nobody
Cave. t.ss' :, he}Nin2 turn
AuST 3tg@r EES good aid of NOBODY,
/ hegal; my living 80 earn
And hence coUrted Nobody,
And said Nobody : I'S be,
And asked 10 marry No5pdy,
And Nobody married me-
Thus tiu,I.,e along with Nobody,
And Nobody cheers my life.
And harC a love fOr NOBODY,
which N0OoiN has for " ite-
So heres "A health 10 Nobody,
For Nonody'~ now iii town.
AMI i've il nasSiOn for Nobody.
That Nobody Csc would own NJ
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more eloquent than his voice, the music
giving forth its most tempting strains.
Just one ruumd,'' she Thought to her
self. jean cannot be SO foolish as to
object to that
But once under the spell. it was not so
easy 10 break it off. and when the music
died away her partner said in a low. i'm
ploiing tone:
'-Won't you come out with me under
the stars for a litfle while have some
thing to say to you.''
She let him lead her where lie would.
but she was still unpreparcd for the ho;.
passionate words which rang ont on tie
night air. and shranl> away as she listened
Il am betrothed'' : She said. Surely
yOu kuow-to Jean.''
- ,ev. aid 40; know hc rnnffere.l
between his set teeth. You have playe,'
with me. Observation-Disclosures shall regIt-f
it -
With these words Lee tool; her back into
tine ballroom. bowed aud Irft her.
One week Iater Jean R"yer'S nanc
hcaded the cnnscription list. Mar-'s
heart Sweied wifi; pain rs She saw the an-
I,om5ccIuent of fifc news.
| II was more welcome .hcr. when. IN
/ tie evenings dusk Pierre Richard ap-
preached her, with out>tretchcd innd-
| Il was ungererouS week ago" he
said. Il want TO ask your forgiveness
and 10 express the hope that you viii; still
let me be your triend.''
! Frankly she accepted the profit red truce
! The mans ewes were veiiedhy 'he down
/ east la~IrS. ana she cnnld not guess the
wave of triumph rrSirg in his heart.
/ You are looking sad. n,ahelnoi>elle, he
I continued. II have no right TO ask you
why, ard yct-if you would give me this
! little prs,of of yonr confidence-''
/ Il think" she answered. ''tI.ar You have
won it. Lock you may see it here
! She held up before him the paper on
/ which that days CONSUMPTION list was
/ printed.
| Again his eyes g!itterejl. but his voice
/ WIS very low am! carefully motlnlated.
| II see" he sail Surely ma,lrnroi~cl!e.
+ you do not segitt Surely yen would not
/ have him "A coward -
! 1T is NOT that - Size crisd ont. with
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The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-11-19

A few days since a young man was seen
to preripitate himself from a Nortl, River
pier into HE water On the Stringpieee
was found Il lat. and therein an unfinished
essay on the "CoSmoeony ofthc Universe >
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-11-19
Science va esst!tt.

DO you plead guilty, or not guilty?"
asked the Judge. addressing simms.
Il slosen't plead at all isn't no law
yer. Yer can't ketch me wild yer pints. :"
Look ont, you impudent rascal. Are
you guilty or not guilty?"
Now yer's getting at de facks. has
de honor ter state dat l is not guilty.
Yes lie is. Jedge'' exclaimed Cobb.
..IIe hit me iii de mouf wid his fist
Il ntber tech de man.
''Ditln't you-ht him in the mouth?.'
asked tie Judge.
No. sar; l didn't put my haI' on him.
III ftcs. ncher tech him.
Judge, swar OH de bigges' Bibel dat
he hit me-
Now. hook a heah. " said Simms, s.dc
courts of dis lan' aiu't technicum enuf
When yer ierIla a nau up on a charge yer's
got to stantiate de chafge. Eff tlar wuz
noah eddycatinn 'mong de niggers an
white folks dar Wouldn't be half de trouble
IA lie courts. Is my han. eechin' dis
fable, Jeagt?" And lie placed his land
en the ,le-k.
'.YeS. >lr'
'Dar whar yer's off. Case Why?
'Cortlin' ter flnsophy what I've been
stu iSin' yuu can't tech nothin. Dat is
air'twern my ham an tle table. Eff my
han tech de tab'e .Iit would stick dar.
Now, loo, aheah. Ant'ny,' and the priso-
nor turned to Cobb, ''is yer gwine to put
yersilt III such Il ignerent light9 Yer's
been stngent too long not to know bet
ter den dis. Is yer gwine to add yer
weight to holm the culied people of Little
Rock to the groun'? Now, ez a stugent
an "a what understands nosofy, did
tech yer?''
Come to think OBJ hit, . answered Cobb.
II don't believe yer did,
Now, Ant'uy, ez stngent. an man
oh science. didn't yer run agin post an
knock dem teef out?''
Viewing this subjeek in scientific
light. | believe did,
AN now, Ant'ny, as stugent an n
larned man. won't yer Withdraw dis case
pendin' agin me, i'll which yersef IS de
scientific 'fendent?''
Yes l will. Jedge dis man neber hit
me. an hereby wldlraws de mistake. >,
'sDat was 'zlckly right,'' says Simms.
as the two men went down together
.sEf all the men OF science would hang
teygedder dis way, dar wouldn't be half
de trouble an oneastness i'll de worl'. -
Little Rock Gazette.