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Undoubtedly with children, attributed to
other causes, Is occasioned by worms.
Browns Yermifuge Oomfts, or Worm
Lozenges, although effectual in destroy.
ing worms, can do no possible injury to
the most delicate child. This valuable
combination has been successfully used
by physicians, and found TO be absolutely
sure In graduating worms, 30 hurlul 10
children. twenty-five cents box.
TnThka
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FoR UPWARDS OF THIRTY WARS Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used
for children. It corrects acidity Of the
stomach, relieves Wind colo, regulates the
bowels, cures dySTiLry and diarhca,
whether arising from teething or other
causes. An old and well-tried remedy.
% cents bottis. DAw
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PHILADELPHIA, April 9.-Wool, demand &C
tive; sales are temporarily light, but the con-
sumption Is enormous and supply small.
Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia Xxx
and above, 65a5Sc; Y 55a5Sc; medium 65a
67xc; coarse 5Sa60c; New York, Michigan,
Indiana and western fine 63a65c; medium
81 Ila8ic; coarse 66a59c; washed combing and
washed combing 66o; tub washed 6sa7Oc;
pulled 50a62kc,
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CHICAGO, April e.-Tho DroverS Journal
reports:
Hoss-Receipts 10000 head: shipments
1000 head. Fairly active, throughout and
steady; mixed packing 81 2Oa4 40; choice
heavy 81 6Qa4 20; light 81 6Oa4 20.
CArrLE-Receipts $500 head; shipments
1000 head. Exports, strong demand at IS %
a6 IS; good shipping 81 30a4 so; butchers
strong and firm; bulls dull and neglected /;
stockers and feeders e 90a4 10.
sHEEP-Receipts 200 head, firmer; clipped
s. 80; common % medium 81 5Oa5 90; good to
choice s. S0a6 25.,
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sftHisIi 10 oslOek a. n, sell al public auction,
r4' lfosI d0nf Of the Court House Of Ohio county
hHt Oy .WAeeling, tbs following parcels Of land
lfiiH 9Th he Improvements thereon, and known
halLa s1ntdel US, 8, 10, II, y and Is, as laid
NagEk Armstrong, Trustee for Emily A. Zane
t'a pat Of cut lots, duly Of record In said Ohio
nhJ tni rrcoNdL These out lots embrace about
A1ad hSd. tout With thrifty grapes o. several
w alH, us atU and In excellent repair.
I'M % sILL-UnSIhlrd In cash, and Is much
hHhi ne Pafthter may elect 10 pay In lash, and
,l5lt5s 10 three equal instlllmen,s payable In O
Est u aoathA With Interest FROM day oil sale,
a!lls Eni InnlAlly, the purchaser 10 give hti
na2 ~ deferred payments with security 10 b
'li7'd ~ the Trustee
A. J. CLARKE, Trustee.
nc HWY, AuttIoueeT. mhQIrTH4s
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J. @. starkey, q prominent and influential
citizen OF Iowa City, says; 81 have had the
dyspepsia and liver complaint for several
years, and have used every remedy could
hear Of, without any relief whatever, until I
saw your Shiloh's vitaliEer advertised In our
paper, and was persuaded to tryit. lam hap
py to state that It has entirely cured me. It's
certainly the best remedy ever knew Of"
Price IS cts.
Sold BY 3. Booking, Agent Odd Fellows
Hall, and ChaS. Moenkemoeller.
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TOlHn0.

ToLEpo, April 9.-wheat weak, closing
firm; No white Michigan 81 Is; amber
Michigan 81 211z; No. 2 red winter spot and
April 81 p: May 81 2lA; June 81 lsK;
July 81 06H. Corn weak: high mixed
4OXc; No. 2, spot, May and June 30Hc; re-
jccted SSKc; damagedsS7c. Oats steady
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New York Dry Goods Market

New YoRk, April 9-The iobbing trade is
moderately active, but business continues
quiet with commission houses and importers
Cottons quiet and steady. Prints in very
light demand at 6rst hands, Ginghams &c
tive, and printed lawns, ptques and wide
quiet and very firm. Foreign goods slug
gish.
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sH1IoH's oArARRH RExEpY.-A marvellous
cure for cataTh, diphtheEia, canker mouth,
and headache. With each bottle there Is an
ingenious nasal injector for the more success
full treatment OF the complaint without extra
charge. Price 90 cents, Sold by Z. Book.
Ing, Agent Odd Fellows Hall, and Chas,
Moenkemoeller. TTAAKoW
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WASHINGTON, D. O., Jan. 10, 1850.
II. II. WARNER & Co.-DEAR SIR:-I
write to say that after having taken your
Safe Pills and finding them all that is
claimed for them in your circular, ! cheer
fully recommend them as the best Pills in
the market. JOSEPH PRATHER,
rrh4s. 400 NJ. street, Washington, D. @.
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PAIArABLr MEdIcrSEs.-Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral is honeyed drop Of relief; his
Cathartic Pills glide sugar.shod over the
palate; and his Sarsaparilla Is nectar
that imparts vigor to lie, restores the
health aud expels disease.-Waterfor Pa.)
1dperfiser, DGW
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Marshall. Mich,

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall. Mich,
Will send their celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon 80 day
trial. Speedy cures guaranteed. They
mean what they say. Write TO them with
ont delay. p4w
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P1r4sBuRsH, April g.-PErRoLEuM-Active;
crude weak at 9SAc at Parker's for ship.
ment; refined 7a71c fer Philadelphia de-
livery.
TrTusvLLE, April 9.-PRrRoLEuM-Nlarkei
opened at size, highest size, lowest 7sslc,
closing at 7sXc. Shipments 1880 bar.
rels; average 24,l20 barrels; charters $500;
average l4,4OO. Transactions 10000 barrels,
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a question for The methodist General
Conference.

Cincinnati Gazette.
The Methodist General Conference
soon to meet in this city, will be called
upon to decide whether women are eligi
BILE to ordination. At the late meeting OIL
the New England Conference in Boston
the Quarterly Conference Of Jamaics
Plains recommended Miss Anna A. Oil
yer. Bishop Andrews refused to ordain
her, on the ground that he had no right to
do 30. Against this decision-acting, as
he said, on suggestion Of the Bishop
the Rev. L. X. Thayer, D. D., entered an
appeal to the General Conference, and
was cheered when he spoke. A motion
was made and carried, amid both applause
and cries OF "Giye her fair chance" ETC.,
that Miss Oliver be invited to address the
conference, and, after some opposition,
the lady was conducted to the altar and
introduced by the Bishop. She claimed
that she.was called not to be an evangelist,
but pastor, and that by ten churches, all
but one OF which were broken. Four,
however, wanted to secure her services.
She was quite amusing in her remarks,
and drew out many amens. When she
had finished, the Reyerends Whitaker,
Twombly, and Bates submitted a resolu-
ton. which was adopted, jnstructing the
delegates THE conference to use their in
huence TO remove all distinctions OF sex
in the offices and ordinations Of the
ministry. Not the least enthusiastic per-
son present was Daniel Steele, D. D.,
who read the passage from the Pauline
epistle referring to Phoebe the deaconess.
This was loudly applauded, but the Bis
hop asked whether the reader really be-
lieved that Phoebe had the right to preach
and administer the sacrament. The Doc
tor replied that he had book which sus-
tanned such an idea: The subject was
not further agitated, but II this action OF
sober New Englanders is typical Of gener-
al feeling, the women will not have to
keep silence much longer in the churches
jim Methodist ones, at least.
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CINCINNATI, April 9.--Hogs- Live hogs
steady and firm; common s. 60A4 IS; light
81 8sa4 20; packing 81 s0a4 05i butchers
81 i6Oa4 IS. Receipts 1000 head; shipments
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Eminent Or. n. II. watson, Annapolis,
Nd, writes: Colden's Liebigs Liquid Ex-
tract OF Beef is superior to cod liver oil or
anything have ever used in wasted or
impaired constitutions. D4w
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NEVER let cold run. Take 1t in time.
all that is necessary is to procure bottle
Of Sellers Cough Syrup" and be cured.
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TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE
L VINEYARD pRnpERTY

II TttltI aUs deeds made BY Peter KreuSch 10
n ssl fsPscilTtly July s, 1876; November ], 1876;
Adj. Nj; June 49, 1871, and October 10, 1871, and
- ~ ~ ", and u, page liz, aud by virtue Of
ntssli dad nsPccilTely April 5, 1879, and No
Tissd! iSt, AID ii TeOfd 10 said land records In
DID lsaE y, age ~, and Deed Of Trust Book II,
~ W uliS BY aid Ereusch 10 c, Elias Stiiel Iior
IA an Etini under power Of attorney, dated
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TRUSTEES SALES.
TRrSTEE'S SALE

TIL SIEES SALE.-
h t,t,, d deed Of trust made TO me as trustee
EinlL HIll, dated the 5Jtn day Of December,
IA ID TonrIsd 10 Trust Deed Book No. II, page
EIIIll ID ior sale al the dwelling house Of the
q IF,!a L HIll, 10 the village Of West Liberty
csitsstT, Wet TiTgloli, on the
3irH DAY OF APRIL, 1880,
d klsIisE described personal property, that Is 70
d } lie dEslllnT house Of the AAid I'LL, two
En-, I've Wagons, all the PlouWB and harfoHs,
- " He'd Of Cattle
isu 1 Hlt All salei for $50 or upwards, on
IEGiai dsdlt, Ini for the sums batWeen $50 and
a shrN noaIhI credit, and for $40 and under
haA WM. NORTH,
LhlilsSl Trustee.
f,dI
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"FEMALE complaints1 are the result Of
impure blood. Use "Lindsey's Blood
Searcher,"
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financial and Commercial.
Euusy Easy-Gossrnnsnts stropu-stook.
Flour steady-wheat Unsettled and Low
er-Proyi.ions Easier Wool Active.


NV YoGx. April 9.-MosEY-e per cent
ps e per diem sO s.s at sdp
exchange, bankers bills dull ai
$4s6hi demand AsS: 49,, M
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April q.

List 0, drawings publhhsd in the New York
Herald, Sun, stAAta zeltung, Philadelphia Record,
Philadelphia Sunday Dispatch, Pittsburgh DISpateh,
IIVlllO Commercial An out-ot.toVn ticket holders
are mailed copy Of the ofeill list u soon a re-
oSiVsd. sPrT-lo,i All E,ra23.lfS
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marked Uncle John. at Is really quite a
serious matter when q carpet becomes 80
old:iashioned and dress 50 shabby as to
spoil any young lady's happiness for .
whole day"
"7Naday.-I'm mad as hornet this ai-
ternoon, and I'm glad have grumbler's
book 10 serve as vent through which my
pent-up wrath may escape. All the boys
are going to the mountains next week, to
camp out, fish, and have jolly time In
general; and I've got to stay at home and
help in the store, because Uncle Tim is
going to Chicago. / feel this morning as
though could be first in war, but never
In peace; and l don't care a fig for the
hearts Of my countrymen II can't 60
camping with the other boys FRED"
81 would advise this warlike young
man to console himself, as did Capt. Mar
ryatt's Jacob Faithful, with thereaection
that he should have better luck next
time," said Uncle John, closing the book.
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Dry goods imports for the week 1851, 900.
GOVERNMENT BoSDs-Strong.
United States g. of 1881,
New HTes coupons
New Four and halls
New Four coupon.
PAcihe O. Of
RAILROAD Bosps-Irregular.
STATE SEcuETr1Es-Dull.
srocEs-The market opened strong, Is.
pecially for coal shares, Erie and Western
Union, but subsequently money was
made stringent and prices fell ha4k per
cent, the entire list participating in the down
ward movement. Towards the close, when
money became easy, frmer feeling set in.
and there was a recovery OF Kalk pen cent
coal shares, Manhattan, Elevated, Erie and
Western Unioa being the strongest stocks.
The earnings OF the Chicago, st. Paul and
Minnesota and Sioux City combination for
the inst three months OF the current year were
s6l6, OO7, against $4S5, Jas for the same period
last year. The New York CentraLs increase
for the quarter was is per cent. The Atchi.
son, Topeka and Santa FEES earnings for
March show an increase Of $l69,S92 The
Wabash earnings for the first three months
OF this year show gain OF sos, 200.
Transactions $50, 1000 shares.
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+ AwYERS' BRIEFS.-The DAILY In:
~ teIligsncer job oaAes prina Rtdi prensuI Hne
N aTJt-olSa biyla,
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DEBILITY.

ST. JOHN NJ DE-
Ma. JAMES /, FELtows, Chemist, 81. John, N. B.:
DxAR srR-H Having used your Compound Syrup oil
HypOpho,phites for some time In my practice, have
no hesitation In recommending 1t 70 my patients
who are suffering from general debility, any disease
Of the lungs, knowing that, even in cases utterly
hopeless, IT aGards relief.
lam, Sir, yours truly, H. O. ADDY, N. D.
Sold by all Druggists sI.0o per Bottle
Rs'IOSan, List o., agents.
nFI6-TuE6N
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suyEs LAKE -four house still ahead,
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

Not long ago strange scene
took place ~ ~ PRETTY garden not II
hundred miles from London. The
Tree shaded lawn WAS scattered
over with seats. with here and there
u bright colored Persian rug for the
special hhoot Ut any guests who oh
jrct to OPEN AIR easements On ac'
count ot the "damp grass To
some minds grass Is always damp.
1t MAS earl, in the afternoon, and
the Onl. irunnis Ui The garden were
the scr, ants, who were arranging
refreshments upon sone tables uh
der the trees. The. seemed inii vi
nU,ls and b'cks, aud whispers uinp
lmrrntly mysterious inlrit in,ss.si
among them. \ carriage drives up
Ia the gate and two ladies, cutter.
ing. LOOK around tor their hostess.
The servant who has admitted htm
goes in search Ut his mistress, aud
~ lew nIOin-nts afterwards Il young
and beautifully dressed woman Is.
sues from the house, her face deeply
flushed, her eyes halt closed aud
her gait uncertain. just at this
moment anUt ncr carriage drives up,
Il gentleman and lady being tue o.
cupants. They, too, enter by tue
garden gate and advance towards
the house across the lawn. As they
approach the uncertain, sway ing
figure of their hostess they look al
each other significantly, and the iH
dy SAYS in u low voice, 81 was afraid
Of this. Where can Mr.. y. be to
allow her to be seen in this slater
The Interpretation Of those wild
looks thar disordered hairand those,
meaningless words, is that MrS y.
is intoxicated, though not sufficient.
~ SO to br quite helpless. She wan
u-rs about among her guests, her
condition, however, being 80 pallm
BILE, no unnistakable, that. the
majority laugh and litter, while the
friendly few pity though they con
lrlna her. The painful scene was
end, d Oy the arrival Of her husband
whose look of misery, us he led hi'
wife on his arm through the group,
OF gayly dressed people into the
house, touched even the daughters
with pity.-London Truth.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
lF IT COULD BE.

II could hold your hands tonight.
Just for b>ilc while, aud know
That only |, of all the world,
Possessed them 80.
A slender shape in TINT old chair,
II | could >.- YOU here Tonight.
bet~ e.n NE and twilight pale
So light and ifail,
Your cold white dress it's folding lost
lu one bruad sweep OF shadow gray;
Your weary head just droored aside,
III. sweet old way,
Bow-d like n iower-cup dashed with rain
The darkness crossing half your face,
Aud ju-t the gliuurr uf a smile
For one Ia trace.
II could So. Your eycs that reach
Far out into the furthrsf sky,
Wherr, past the trail of dying suns,
The old Years lie;
Or touch yonr silent lips tonight,
Aud steal the sadness from their smile,
Aud find the last Hiss they have kept
This weary ~hilr.
II il could he Oh all in vain
The r-stlrN, trouble Of my soul
Sets, as IN. great tide to- the moon,
Toward your control
In vain the l"HgiHgs of the lips
The -y, y ,l-.ir, and the pain;
The hunger of the heart. u love,
10 II in yainf
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
Home Conversation.

Children burger Perpetnally for
new ideas. They will learn with
pleasure frOm The lips Of parents
what they deem 1t drudgery to stu
dy in books, aud even ii they have
the misfortune TO be deprived Of
many educational advantages, they
will grow up Intelligent if they en-.
Joy ia childhood the privilege OF
listening daily TO the conversation
of intelligent people. We some
times see parents who are the life
OF every company which they enter,
dull silent aud uninteresting at
home among their children. Ii they
have not mental activity, and NEIL
tai stories sufficient for both. let
them first use what they have, for
their own household. A silent
home is IL dull place for young PEG
pie, ii place from which they will
escape if they can. How much use'
ful information, on the Other hand,
ia often given in pleasant family
conversation. and what uncoin:lous,
hut excellent mental training IL
lively social argument. Cultivate
to the utmost the graces Ut CONVEX
/ s,lt inn.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
MILLINERY & MANTuA
MAKING.

WE are now in receipt Of Hne stock OF
w MILLINERY GOODS, Hats, Rihoons,
Flowers, Laces, Ornaments, aud very many
other articles never before offered TOR SAFE
in Homer. We are in continual CORES
poudence with Madame Democrat, recrE-
ing AL her latest styles, patterns aud lash
Ion plates. ,,....s and
eostum~s of the latest style at the most
reasonable prices No need that any one
sAould s~ud shruad. We guarantee, sstis-
fnetSos. Ladies sru invited = call.
Mrs ADA MITCHELL,
NRs. GERTRUDE vAUVhN:
aeptemher Is, len. WI
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
Propor tons Of the Human Figure.

The proportions VI the human hg'
NE are SIX times the length OF the
,rrt: " neither the form Ia slender
~ plump. the rule hollis g.HHi. An!
de, ialiun iIUuh II Is departure
from the highes, beauty III pIol'ot'
lion. The Greeks made their stat
ules arcor,ling 10 tins rule. lbe
face iion the highest point vi the
forehead, where the hnIr begins 10
the chm, is Un-tenth ot the stature.
The hand, from the wrist to ihe
middle fnrehpger is the same. From
the top OF the chest 10 the highest
po,nl vi the forehead Is n seventh.
il tue face, from the roots Of The
hair to the chin IL div hied into
three equal pats the nrSt deter
mines the place where tue eye Oro"
meet, aud the srcond the place ol
the uostrils. The helght iroli the
iret to the top Of The head Is tue
distance trOm the extremity vi Tue
buyers " ben the arms are extended
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
Tasted Dreadful Qveer."

We have heard Of people curing
others Of using strong drink, by put.
ting an em-tic into their whiskey
bottles. The following story, told
in Harper's Drawer, illustrates the
wedding MANNERS of seventy years
ago, and the simplicity OF green
Young Benedict.
A minister of NewburypOrt was
once called up, after he had gone 10
tsat, 10 MARI, n Young couple. The
houi WIS late aud :lie niiIistcr's
wife did not rise Ia Witness the
ceremony, but gave her husband
particular dirc,iOns for the enter.
tainmrmt Of the wedding guests.
"DOn't forget To pass the cake
and wine, doctor" said she. "rhe
cakes are tn the cother cut,tNarti,
aId You'll fine the winr on the third
right hand shelf in the side board"
The doctor promised obetlirnce,
put on his clothes, aud went down
to perform the ceremony. Return.
ing half hour, later, he found his
wife sitting a., IN bed with an amx.
iuus expression OF her face. "Doc.
tor sh- cried, Ibid you give them
any wine:
"Certainly, my dear, just az you
told me-
Not from the deranter on the
third shelf of the side bOari!'
There is exactly where You di.
rectetl me to tind il, wife"
"Dear! dear! Did they drink much
of itf'
"wby, yes; they emptied their
glassrs."
"Wlat shall We do! Doctor, l
made II mistake-it WAS ipecac wine
yOu gave them. Oh, how sick they
must be-! DO, dear, put on your
cloak and go right after them; they
can't have got far
The doctor found the bridal par.
ty NJ the corner of the next street.
"What made you drink the winef"
he asked. "Coul,ln't You tell 10y
the taste that there WAS something
wrong about itf"
The bridegroom answered, be.
tween his Ynalins, "She whispered
to me that il tasted dreadful queer,
but l told her twas because VIC was
gettin married y
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24
Why He was In tho Penitentiary.

An important case WAS tried he.
fore the criminal court of the Dis.
trict OF Columbia. An old cOlOred
man WAS Oh the witness stand.
The District Attorney Intercepted
the witness:
"What is your namef7
"John Williams, sah.'
"Are you the John Williams who
was sent to the Albany State pen.
iteniiary for larcenyf'
mo, sab, not this John"
"Are you the John Williams who
was convicted Of arson, and sent TO
the Baltimore peuiten,iaryf"
"No, sab"
Tired of asking such fruitless
questions, the District Attorney
suddenly put II leading one:
Have you ever been III the reDi.
tentiaryr
"Yes, sab"
All eyes were now turned upon
the witness. The District Attorney
smiled con,placrntIy, aud rrsuniea:
chow many times have you been
in The irniirntiary
Twice, sah."
"Whrrrf'
ain Baltimore, sah.'
"HUw hong were you there tho
tirsi iiinpf"
About two hours, sab.
GLOW long the second times! ASK.
rd the attorney. rather crest iallen.
IAN hour, sab. went there TO
wl,itcwash II cell tor lawyer who
mad robbed his cllrnt.'
The attorney All down amid the
laughter III the spectators.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

A Catholic publication says
.,lamn" is not Nh oath, and It DOES
mot s4e why ~ I'ontlerous a word
has leeu dropped by the iexico
Rrap.s~rs." Perhaps the iexh'o
xaulwru had their cOrns trsesieo
u,,on by sonss clumsy psrs.e.
Nvtkiwg viii make . man uer -
word quicker than 70 savs - pes
corn tSud %.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

A wag circulated u report that
certain rich old farmer had Oeen
drumming rapidly through his prop
erty.n The farmer called OIL hun to
"rr,ract the SANDER" when tue way
said he SAW hin, "running ihrous J,
his property" with his briudle bull
alter him.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

Not "A sound WAS heard nj the
fpsial burd IN the knife through
the buttg was hurried, but IN II
came On the boar,lrrs all roate''
and felt Onfouniediy Hurried. The
butter wa there and the knlfe WAS
there, and rwant' about thar they
worried, but when they caught
sight OF a long golden hair, to AN
other bd-l they scnrried.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

1t sas been decided in England
TO ths,xh young culprits instead Of
s~ndisg th~ss 10 work hOnss's. II
the vhippiux lsosi were 9 feature
in syrYy tsxn In Ameriea IL would
SON b hes1 10 And spoGeuder.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

Jiuks says III discovered several
new asteroids, stars aud comets the
other evening. Ii WIS pretty dark,
and be tried to split issni, post
with his nose.-1rmiwrance jour-
nal.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-24

A man near Houston, Texas,
made tGOO per acre This year trOm
the culti> alton OF domestic BLACK
berries. The Yield WAS 5000 quarts
per acre, which sold at ~ cents =
quart.