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PRODUCE
n 80 Yoya.

Nuw YoRG, June .-Cotton--Quiet
aud steady vi l2al2loi futures steady.
Flour weak receipts 1900 barrels
sperlino western and state ~ 7bCG
I -; common a. good 81 7St9t 10;
extra ~ GOte9b M, extra Ohio ~ 600
u 20, ~ Louis ~ s0ta7 ~; Minnesois
patent process ~ 0Otas 20. Wheat
FIRM, receipts lOi, 900 busl,els; No. =
spring 81 ifC9i ~ ungraded rod 81 ~
tal ibl, No, Fl BtDi ~ mixed
winter 81 % No, = amber Illinois
81 N, No. white 81 "a, No. ! do.
sales " 900 bushels, At 81 2t6ei 70; No.
2 red, sellor June, sales 10000 bushels,
Al VI 25itgi 26l seller July, sales 1885,.
0OO bushels. nj VI ltit9i l6l seller
August, salos l20. 900 bushels, NJ 81 lOl
Ggl l0t Corn--firm; receipts $4,000
bushels; ungraded tNs,52c; No. 3
taci steamer tNsSOlc; No. . bOts.bOSc;
No. 2 seller June 6Otc; seller July
iDioa.bou. Oats - Heavy aud lower !;
western mixed 37iCptOc; white western
tOCstSc Hay-stssdy At 7btasOc. Hops
Steady aud unchanged. Coffee Quiet
aud arm; Rio oargoes l2icsibici Job
lots l2tCpl8ic. sugar Demand lair aud
market 6rm; lair " good refining 7iCS
Tic, Molasses STEADY and Ia fslr de-
aand Rice STEADY. Petroleum - Firm
~, United oslo, crude 6ite7ic; re-
hned sic. Tallow-Sirady and Ia iaii
demand at 8lta8 3.i6c. kosin--Nom.
inslly unchanged. Turpentins - Dull
at glCs30c. Eggs-firm at l3tAl3ic.
leather STEADY hemlock sole 25te2Sc.
Wool--steady; domestic fleece t0(a57o;
pulled +0a50c; nwashed l5(S3tc;
Texas is(s3bc, Pork--ln buyers favor
new meas Gil 30. Bcef--Dull. Out
hea.s-Quiet aud nominal, short clear
7e. lArd-Dull aud easier prime steam
" 0Ste7 l2i. Buttsr - Demand tair
aud market tirm q s6sa(G. Chess
Dull and weak al pltAl0c. Whisky
AT 81 iaal H. Metals - Msnuisc-
tured Copper - Dull; new shsathins
2ic; insot lake lsc. rig lpn-Duil sad
weak; scotch si9 O0ts2% %; Amsricsa
t2l U0s27 00c kussia ahsstlns
lstc. NsiIs--Cut Of - COOS TO- ollnSh
u b0(s5 %.
OstoAso, June a. flour Dull sSd
nominal. whsat-Irrsvulas cad unsee.
lied; heavy andeeulsd veal, eloesd
nru; No. q rod viatss q OF; No. 8
Chioaeo spdns - caehj ~ sDlDes
Jans; e3e sslIss JAY, ne ejIss ~.
gusei Ma. , ol0oeel s1eP1si ~. CO
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Sunday t,pfoss leaves Wheeling ats ~
arriving NJ Wrllphuigpi VA n Ant ~ h,p
bpu,illp nj ph 4 NJ, connecting WIN '"'h"
ksprrs. tut all Western puinu
Train. leaving Columbus ~ u. coz y andt ~
a. u, run dHnl Though uhhash tap,ts.
,sa,s. Iolumbn. daily o,o.ii hunhal NhW'
n With .i.crIns taI aailaohu,i arriving ~ thhs
uon ~ next mutuns N,f,hs Eau ''' sH'ui'si
Va advance al Talon Dc,1i ticket ohhca, '"lu'a
buk,
Pullman draw ins Uoin sleeping caH ihluutl
vithoui Ohans, iun ai,uhvu Tile last w. Ihila
dYiphlr al 4 New NuIk, Hui Wet ~ 'ulun' ~
C,n,innat, loub,illp, Indianapolis H"' =
t,ouis
Fot thruuah tickets baysasc rhv,t', 'lv"I'ns
oar acruinnn citations nud any mIihyt iuluima
tion apply ~ Joseph n. ball,,illc, ii,1c' As'ui
al Pan 1isnilr pvput, t'ut ~ Eleventh .'lc'l ~
81 Ci,y Thte, once, under hri.n" i""s
II, W, Caldwell Upnrtal Manager Oo,umhus
o. W I, ~ Bfion, General Passenger AMI Iioid
AGENT. uolumbw, d ="
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14
THE COURTS.
surggAE CorRr- JUDGES GRsss, uANAoSn,
nonRE AND JOHNSON.

surggAE CorRr- JUposs aRRss, RAYMOND,
MOORE AND JoHssos.
Court met at 10 An. Saturday aud
transacted the following business;
The case NJ the state, Tor use, etc, vs..
W. !. ll,ll ct al, on writ OF error, from
Wood county, WAS submitted,
The case oi the West Virginia Trans.
porlalion Company W.. Moses swoetEor,
ON writ oi error, from Wood county,
Vas also submitted.
An appeal aud uuperseiess Was al.
lowed. with bond Of 500, IN the case VI
Webb 1T AL vs.. bye ct al, from Rltchie
county,
A writ Of error, with bond ois9SO, Was
granted in the case nj the Northwestern
Rank IT Virginia w. Mach's, from Mason
county.
A petition Tor writ oterror In the case
of Jackson, Jeukyns 4 Go, Va barnes,
from Peasants county, was refused,
Adjourned until 10 o'clock this morn
Ing
COUNTY CopRr-JuDak BOYD.
Court met al o. n. saturday.
This court held brief session, grant.
e,i some naturalization papers aud trans
acted somo business Of no special im-
portance.
Adjourned until Tuesday at0AG
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14
Rsoapltulation

The delegates elected and who are en-
titled 10 seats In this mornings Uonyen'
ton, are AZ below, with the vote they
will cast taking a. q basis the vote poll
eli Cor Attorney General White, IN 1870
Washington stephen I. Crawford, r.
Gundling and John He1ner. Total vote,
an; each delegate, lSe.
Madison Mortimer Pollock, Fred.
stuuueou and Grafton BsalL Total vote,
sol; each delegate 1901.
Csy-W. v. Hoss, & Hoskhslnsrsnd
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puil Don fdsnos In Ne Elfiioaoy.

IKwisnuao, w. Va, Nov. H. w.
Mcus Laughiin Bros. & o.:
assrs 81 take pleasure 10 saying That
your Worm Syrup has given unusual
satisfaction 10 my cus,amers ! believe
Il will finally take tho place OF every
other preparation Of that kind, No ON
cieut IL II found 10 bc, ! have full oonh'
dcncc In its efficacy, aud iis Freedom
from the nauscating taste nnd effects
which belong Ia other preparations
make u the general iayorito with tho
people horc. Respectfully,
u. L. SEypKsHrRiCkkR
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

9ESrLEngS, YOU will regret u ex'
ceedingly " you TAIL Ia attend the u. =.
Church Festival tomorrow evening
You need not W home Ia supper u
will be- served from Elk To nine o'clock.
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Friday evening ~ Pittsburgh Ed, ella
tnr. 1T this ciI,, aud Eat, Luther, "l
rritshurgh, Signed arltrlcs inr u thwo-
milc race over the llultun r"urso TOT ~
purse ui ~ .OOO, aud 800 l"rlnii VAS nut
up Ia the hands at Walter beaumont
The Iaru will occur uu July ~
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To the Public

You can get good supper for ~
cents at the H. y. church festival and
supper Tomorrow evening THIS Is a
gulicn opportunity. Don't miss u.
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Nlbrrlin9 R9Istrr
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
Indss ~ New Advertisements


Attention rhos \ llrymau.
Regular Tuesday Packet Steamer
Andes
Stockholders Meeting Washington
Hall Association.
Notice Ia Liquor Settlers Mira, NJ.
Morris.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

INV ''h''''
STATS BoNps-- Nominal.
Srorks Tho market fell oil u fraction
AT tho opening, bui soon became strong,
aud prices advanced ~ por cent,
tho latter New York Central. After
midday lhcro VAS u reaction oi Ia
pcr rrnt, New Jcrsoy Ccntral leading
the decline, but during tho afternoon
speculation bcame strong, aud al AL
vance ranging from Ia II per con,
took place, Western Union, tho coal
shares, Pacific Mail aud Lake Shore bc'
ing tho most conspicuous In tho I'm
pioycmrni. =,
The transactions ou tho stock ES.
change aggregated 223,NN shares, oi
which 2h,ON wore Delaware, laokawan.
M aud Western, $4,000 Delaware aud
Hudson, $4,000 Eric. 100 ~. Joseph,
1000 Iron Mountain. 1900 Kansas and
Tuxas, 1900 Lake Shore, LOO MIGHT
yam Central, $500 Northwestern, 400
New Joncy Central, 1000 Ohio and
Mississippi, 1900 Onlario aud Western.
II, 900 Pacific Mail, i,2O0 liea,linu, 5000
81 Paul, 1000 Wabash Pacific aud no.
900 Western Union.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Bur your laces, gloves, hosiery, ties,
parasols, fans, perfumes, etc al the TIA
laaI, you will save money.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Moihersi ior best isoys' aud
Chiliren'- Clothing, at lowest
prices. go to Ochm ~ to's-, One
Price CiolhicTs, i3aS Nnr.et
street, asiioiutng Opera House.
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uxr your Linen busters al HUNS.

RAsAAu, ilOs Main street, offers bar.
pains In ladies underwear Ito anu SEQ
them,
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To QsntA

Headquarters Coz Hsnsn = nsddish
handmade shoes, In ell styhs. and ~
superior W any other make, tos ~ ~
Nv. blond, iiei naia s1sesl
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Prices 10 suit everybody. II you
want bargains In shoes aud Slippers,
call Al l.. v. Blond'a
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Bu, you Lawn suits at Huns.

srHawssRsiss, Ice Cream, Cake, girls
and everything that Is delicious At the
q. =. Church Festival and supper 10
morrow night
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

OsLy complete stock In the city oI
I.alies' Underwear al the Baksar,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

IuAys derived much benefit from
using Fellows Hypophosphites In
chronic consumption.
Joss b Moons,
Forest CITY, Montana.
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Weather Indirnlinna.

7rNtl.N srS7r n
80 - ~ - ~ ~ " ~
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

JACOB w. GRtBH, thc Jew
eier, oiirr- bargains Ia Wed
ding Presents, corner Twelfth
and Marked streets.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

UxpssrAxIse attended 10 by Rober
Luke, No. 1870 Market sire l. near
the possotfics 81 reasonable rskA
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]. y. Campbell. Total vote, s0ti each
delegate, ialS. i, p..
UnIon-- Geo. u, Harmon. =. sih,
sImmons and Joseph Werner Total
vote Sle; each delegate, lls,,
Centre - John buttertield, Charles
BInssll and Michael Fox Total VOTE
sis; each delegate, llo. al,
Webster -Romanus Relthi Edward
Duffy and Thomas killian. Total vote,
hapi each delegate, lsS,
Ritchie- Henry Minkemyer, Austin
Mc0rail and Charles O,te. Total vo'e'
l2b, each delegate, lilt. ann =,
Triadelphia oseph l.. Bedillion, IT,
Y. Thornberg aud James \. Creighton
Total vote, ai; each delegate, ~
Richland-A, u. Garden, Morgan
McColloch aud W, u, Caldwell. Total
vote, 22l each delegate, 7at 80
Liberty -Wm, CASTOR, Edward bla'
ney and ]. II, Montgomery, Total vote,
lid; each delegate. b5i.
Summary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Ass you going 20 The Picnici 81 your
Lawn Salt, your Dus'sr, your Uisass, d
hlums'.
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JRAsssORJAV'os.
Pittsburgh, Cincinnati 1 81. Louis

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Roprk
Time table ior nAsi and West, April 3, MI
rI,ns leave Pan. Handle Depot, hot Of klc'sn,h
s.rvel nsaf public landing, daily, saesp' san
lay q tulloWs!
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

7FslGNs I'HSrA ~ n
10 Nd ~ - u w w W
EuNuNN,
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ZINE w hita suits
Excursion To Cincinnati.

Go to |. Blum 4 Bro. You can gel
any stylp YOU wish
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Tus only house In the city whore you
can buy q Lawn suit or White suit n
Low prices. I. Blum a bro.
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suppss from sir to nine o'clock q the
U. p. Church tomorrow sysninv.
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.Dsiiy oloppt SUNDAY
No Ani " stop 81 all stations
wkuH0pHp rRAIHa

Pullman falAee, Drawing koom aud n'"ep'a
Uan on oil night tfsins,
Close conneciions are made lot als yons
south aud southwest North aud honhssi
making this desirable route foI oolo,'e ssa
pors.'ns moving " the great W"', s"' T" """~
particular attention 10 given,
WHEELING. PiTTsBu RuM AND BALflhoh'
DIVISION.
Leave MheellnG .,".,,...,,",...b'hS q o. 1"''
Tdsdslphia Accommodation.
Law wheeiins ...... ..,".-.s W a. D. b."'
M trains run an this division on hundsl
Ticts,s w ell principal poiIts en sale 81 a'V-a
OAie oJsn at I'll hours daring the dab, ,.,.
uysn, Nm CLkhkkft, OF
b 7. DkvkRihs. General Agent, Whe'hhs
NAH
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HAxpsosx dresses Tor children Of all
sizes In lawn or white material at the
Bazaar.
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ThnrmnmaIar Iinnnrh


A iakou at Schncprs Opera House
drug store;
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Deal % the Basaar.

You get better rates Tor your money
than any other house Ia the city.
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CALIFORNIA EXCURSION

MnuAIR, Linen aud drasS Cloth Dust.
era, CHEAP, |. Hum n Rro.
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BALTIMORE 1 OHIO r. R. co.
slstMousp tRAiss

I'm aud after Mel "a, lsso. Passenger lislus
will run ~ iullows Wheeling iims,
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QUICK TIM 10.

QUICK TIM 20.
DsTwkEs WHEELING. BkNwoOp ksD
=! 10 .. s.,:.'i ss X * sl Fl. ''" 6
Iink rAsLh
whssiinu, slSA.s' s''.'" 10 80
T: Ts$,.!.. : n
tn SUNDAY the prss kllison leaves
whcell,s. slnA.s. Bslisire. esi
!" ~ Vs."
Conncstins with oil trslns on the n.
Narrow uange rad. snd ell other usin, wv
kilison leaves proiap,ly ~ the sboss ,ihe. A.
Eof freight Os lanAGs appiy op .sv ~ ~
steamer. of 10 Jain tfoctsra, 81 old kshsts
wbafh,oal rrslrht received 81 ell hour no''
Reliable wharf HAT. Round Ihp Ihs.s
kItn tilts made on short notice. ioi nlsh'
eunIons w any smussmsnts, az Loi tosiny
msiO JUHh b Lukkts usra
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

Go to the 4 T., Church supper aud
festival Ia marrow evening
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-14

RAILROAD Bosns -nuncrally strong
and higher.
SrArk HoNDs-- Nominal.
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cast was extremely large, ior n primary,
there being no less than y M2 vote"
pnlled In the county, hoSidc tho vote oi
Liberty, which has not hcon received.
Tho returns arc m lollowS'
Washington District
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Blue Laws of Vermont.
Burlington IVt.l Free Pres.


Apropos Of the recent appointment by
Gov. Proctor OF commission for the re-
vision of the statutes OF this State. We
would like TO call attention to one or
two laws, of the existence Of which the
general public, Of course, have no idea,
and which have become 80 utterly obso-
lete that their preservation'to this year
of grace and enlightenment is singular.
For instance, the multitudes of our peo-
pie who were charmed with Joe Jetier-
sons acting or Miss Abbotrs singing on
recent Saturday evenings Ito say nothing
of our shining lights who are wont on
Sunday evenings to settle the affairs OF
the Nation at the hospitable iresides OF
the Van Ness and Americanl little know
that in attending on those occasions
they were violating the laws Of the State
of Vermont, and rendering themselves
liable to be amerced in fine. Yet such
is the case. Section 4 Of tAe ninety-third
chapter of the general statutes provides
that:
If any person shall, after the setting
Of the sun on the day preceding the first
| day Of the week, until after twelve
o'clock at night on the said first day OF
the week, hold or resort TO any ball on
dance, use or exercise any game, sport,
cr play, or resort TO any tavern, inn, OF
house of any entertainments, or amuse-
ment, or recreation, he shall pay fine
not exceeding s2.'
But not only audiences, but owners
and agents of opera-houses, etc. and the
actors, also, are amenable to the law
In the 1l9tb chapter it Is provided that,
"Sec. l6. fany company Of playrrs
or persons whatever shall exhibit any
tragediee, comedies, farces or other dra-
matte pieces or compositions, or any
pantomimes or other theatrical shows
whatever, in any public theater or else
where in this state, for money or other
valuable thing as o reward for their ser
vices and labor therein, or under color
of gratuity therefor, each person 10 eX-
hibiting shall forfeit and pay fine not
exceeding $500"
The idea being, We suppose, that drl-
matte companies should give the Yer
monters free shows.
"Sec. IL. If any person shall exhibit
or cause TO be exhibited, on any public
stage, or place within this State, any
games, tricks, plays, wax fgires, OF
other shows: ventriloquism, tumbling
rope-dancing, puppet shows, or feats OF
uncommon uexterity or agility of body,
he shall be punished by fine not ex-
ceeding $500"
Sec. Is provides that the owner or oc-
cupier of any house where the preceding
dreadful crimes are committed shall be
fined not exceeding $50 for each ohense.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Worm. Worm : Worms,

z ?. Kunkel's Worm syrup never fails 70
Destroy pin, seat ard stomach worms. Dr.
kunkd the only successful physician Who
removes tape worms in t--o hours, alive and
.i.h bead. and 10 re until removed. Co--
2on Sense teaches II Iars To--as ts Is-
nOTsi Al o.hss wo---s C1l - .S2il! -
s--oyei. Advice . otioe AID store fee.
The doctor can tel whether CT not the "a
tiert has worms Thousands aEv dying
daily with worms ani 90 not know il. Fits,
spasErns. camping. Choaking AID s1Itoca-
ting, sallow complexion, circles around the
eyes, swelling and pain in the stomach,
restless nights. grinding Of the teeth, pick
ing st the nose. colzh-ieye!. Itching g; the
seat. headache. foul breath. the patient grows
pale and thin, tickling and irritation IN the
anus. All these symptoms and more come
from worms. F.. T. Runkel's Worm Syrup
never fails 10 remove them. Puce
sl.00 Ter bottle, or six bottles ior
$50. For tape worms write and
consult the Doctor. For all others buy Of
your druggest the Worm syrup and II be
has Il not, send 10 y. T. F. kunkel. 20 y.
Ninth street, Philalelphia. Pa. Advice by
mail free. send threc-cent stamp.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Pathological Incongruities
Boston Transcript

The saddest story yet told abou, the
mania for wearing birds is that female
ornithologist, living in Philadelphia, has
been Obliged to go into retirement to
avoid seeing bonnets on which the head
Of one bird, the tail Of another and the
body OF third are put together, and all
are decorated with beads. She SAYS: "If
my minister were to mount the pulpit in
Indian war paint assure you it would
look no more incongruous to me than 10
see my neighbor in front pew display
ing on her head my favoritc 10 ria card
nails with blue glass bangles on lis wings.
/ received a nervous shock which cost
me a weeks sickness by the association
on one bonnet Of two birds which
knew were each others natural enc
mics"
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
4 Genile Hint.

In our style Of climate, with Its sudden
change, Of tsmpeTature-Tain, wind and
sunshine often intermipgled in single
d4y-it Is no wonder that our children,
friends and relatives are 50 frequently taken
FROM q. by neglected colds, half the deaths
resulting directly from this cause. A bottle
Of Boschees German Syrup kept about the
house for immediate usewill prevent serious
sickness, large doctors bill, and, perhaps,
death, by the use of three or four doses.
For curing Consumption, HemoThascs,
Pneumonia, Severe Coughs, Group, or any
disease Of the Throat or Lungs, it. success
is simply wonderful, as your druggist will
tell you. German Syrup IS now sold in
every town and village on this continent
Sample bottles for trial, l0c regular size
-5c
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
CREAM or THE NAILS.
Nuggets Of Wit and Wisdom frsm Gu,
EIehanges.

DnOESED n rzr sTH
pr.vrs5 Il tina EEa-
With sa<sr iess
sLs ik.SSss ssross Z. .-ssoasr.ss .-e.s
Ard Is she .kipre-
And sl.ypef
And fen via dismal. PiEifOi moan
And hciios. sickenins. shss,ly thsd
Into the mud. the mud, the Dad-
Drowned IN TIE aud"
The thrilling cry
Rang IN the ears OF the passersby;
They saw her sop
And drop
And fOp
Into The reeIins, surging rush
They saw her ningle her crimson blood
WIKI the baleful brown of the mud. the mui'
Drowned In the mudFT
= Tripplng across The stree, today.
Beware your grip
You'll Tip
And slip
And nk like leAden piumnei dOwn
peep In The depths Of the murky aood.
The hsPless pTey OF the mud. the mud
THE MINNIE.
There was Paganini, the fiddleist, and
here'a Campanini, the tenor. Rather
singular how many ninnies get into the
musical ranks.-Rockiand C0urisI.
TIE CHAMPION JUSTICE.
There is said 10 be in Milwaukee the
champion marrying justice. There is
nobody to equal the neatness and dis
patch with which he ties the knot. This
is the way he does il: "Have'erP"
ayes" "Have'im?" "Yes." Married;
81"
FoETY-EIGHT MILEs AND A LAP.
Talk about great walking matches" !"
said the octogenarisn this morning;
"why, they don't begin to come up to
old times" How is thar" was asked.
"Well, | don't know anything about
counting eight and nine laps 10 the mile,
but know that the night | was married
your mother went forty-eight miles in
one lap. II was in mine"
DO YoU THINK WILL Dt
He looked over all the papers on the
newsstand, and not finding what he want
ed, said TO the plump, pretty clerk: Il
want a Preside Companion" What
sir?" she blushed II want a Preside
Companion he repeated. "Oh, yes sir,
hear you now" and she chewed the
corner of her apron, "well-do-you
think would do?" And it turned out
happily.-Unidentifed.
NO GORE sPILLED-ALAs
The Insian War has broken out at
last Col. Boudinot and Col. Adaii, the
two noted Cherokees, inaugurated the
conflict yesterday in the Capitol building
at Washington. Canes were used, and
the warriors clinched, but no buckets
Of gore were spilled. Alas. we fear the
Cherokee has become degenerate by CIV
ilization. Had this combat occurred in
ancient days, there would have been at
least one scalp for the coroner to con-
template.-!S. Lotfis Iimes.
INEFFAcEABLE OBLIGATIONS.
The Timer il under deep and ineffacoa-
bic obligations TO Congressman Nicholas
Ford for copy of the Congressional
Record Of recent date, and a paper Of
Hubbard squash seeds. When April
skies and April suns have soitened the
asperity OF hyperborean blasts, when the
little birds carol vernal harmonies from
the budding trees, when the daisies peep
from the messy lea, and when the in
dnstrious doodlebug emerges from his
subterranean hibernation-then, oh,
then will we plant those Hubbard squash
seeds in the little hazel dell down by the
river side and water them with tears of
love.-kqnsds Ciy Times.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Ihe y. Lonl. Niacaunr.

The ;. L5ail Ell-s,o1,.f N17a-'ns is, with
ont doubt. the haEisoucst monthly pub
Hshc,i in the Union. L. is brilliantly Illus
ir-lei. The stories, poems and articles on
timely subjects aTe CIT original. The book
contains every month a prOnlscly illustrat-
ti fashion article, and. as a whole. IS a
household Treasure. sample copies sent
free. an RECEPTION Of two tlree-ceut stamps
u arv p1.t6tsice. Address -. Lguis Mage
r-as. 72j Olive street. St. Louis, No.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
An Accidental Cure.

When death was hourly expected from
consumption, all remedies having failed, and
DIR. II. James was experimenting. he acei-
dentally made a preparation Of Indian
Hemp which cured bis only child. and now
gives this recipe on receipt of two stamps to
pay expenses. Hemp also cures night
swcais, nausea At the stomach and will
break fresh cold In q hours. Address
Craddock & Co. 1882 Race street, Philadel-
phia, Pa. naming this paper.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
A Rochester Physicians Experience.

r. Caulkins. NJ D., Of Rochester. y. Y,
certifes Oct. 9Th, 1879, thai he has used the
safe Kidney and Liver cure in hi practice
for diseases Of the kidneys and iYer and
the result has been satisfactory in the eT-
IRENE. He saws: \ would now prescribe
and you are at libe-rvt0 50 state in your tss-
nmouiais "
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Tree ofCost.

A. YOU value your existence. do not iail
20 improve the opportunity Of prccuring.
bottle Of d. klg'g -Nas Discr-eTy, for
Consumption, Coughs anu Colds, Asthma
BRONCHITIS and all throat and lung aiiec-
tionsse.ore il is too late. This Is the only
re-.e,iy You can posi.irslg rely osl doing as
rep-esentei 7riqi I3,.'s fres. Regular size,
one dollar For sale BY al druggists.
The Osceola times., 1880-01-24
Dyspepsia and Constipation.

ftDFh, tlNN '1sf ~
pEAR SIR; 1have used your reliable Indian
Blood Syrup for Dyspepsia and Constipation
and have received great beneft thercfrcm.
ROBERT GRAY.