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, 1880-08-08
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

No Great Demand Last Week for the
Documonts-A List OF ThoSe Issned.
There we're ninety-two couples made hap
py, presumably, by the issuance of that nunl-
ber OF marriage licenses last week. There
was little improvement in the demand over
the past few weeks, dullness still prevailing.
The week was chiefly noticeable for the
number Of old people who took out licenses,
there being no less than six who were 90 or
thereabouts. No minors took out certificates,
though couple came to the office yesterday
and wanted one, but did not have the r.
Quired papers from the old folks. The list Is
as follows:
, 1880-08-08
THE DUTY OF JUDGE ROGERS,

TO the 1dtfo' O. t's e"'eaao ..oa@
CHICAGO, Aug. '.-The recent public exposures
fenseIess @ b. an Organized ganF Of thieves @ sur under
49,, y,r,re ~ I,e,fca ona bv nro<,nea ~ Law hoa
LIE ,otms =. !us . i,d;op"ttr, ] ~ -" nd1 ~,
classes OF our people, The theory of our law is
that Justices. courts are provided to afford
Cheap md efficient remedy for the wrongs OF the
eAe"p a4'o ..,,a .,S,s, .-.s ~. ~ wv
common people, anu W sa.e .usu .tuIa eno e.
higher courts. but it seems that these trlbu-
-. .', .,,.aa ..to 49,. ,,n,,,.oa -, ~ 49,.
loopns eoose "ao ~ uppesoo " w. un-
able to resist anu punish tne aEgres-
alleged tho existence Of criminal conspiracies
a..s 1900 ~ ,-nass o,so,o1 utooond,ot a,,oh a.
are are now % attrsetng the public attention. But, it,
singuiarly enough, tho public authorities seem
never 10 have 1nntte any permanent and persist
49, otY-+ ~ neonrtu}n fha fr,,fh az ar III rinnrc
m,ch ins. - tn n,nish tho ntfen The criminal
nntie RI this Sfata nroriJcs tint orery pcrsan
hnjiins, anv public oIjce.-Sratc. COUNTY. or 1nu-
siliS Of am 1piaate ctuission Of d;stu, or who
&c gn pf War sofFps 9 pf
vision shall hnve been made for tho punish
Iny SIN an md nav he removed from his Office
tr1st. or emnlorn;ent. Sec. as.j It also pro-
SiaeS That If aoosets t sha wlfIy Or CORRUPT
do hfs duty. exceDt such ns is allowed by law. he
shaji be fined not excecdtug 500 and may be re-
,nns.rd fru, ttiirn. ami That If nny n1icar shall
demand or tale INV other or greater leo or NV
thnn is niowed hy law. he shall be gned hot
more than s,C0. and uuon a second conviction
In remnreI from oI}ce ard conflncl in The
counfv Iii mot lcas Ihnn thirty tiays nor morc
fhn1l one yeor. such officer ia also mnde lIubie
to I'm additional penalty Of not less thnu slO nor
mnrc than slIJ fr. each item Of unInwftl fccs
CHARGED or received for the use Of the person
aeai,lst whom the chargo is made. Secs. iii,
Tho Criminal Code also provides that If anv
t,yn or ,nnre nersnns shol, consniTe and nrrca
together with the fraudulent Or 1nnlIcioils In
fcnf wrx,nrFuIly ori uink d,r m fofI,rn rho NOR
, 1880-08-08

and bonnets to match. The bridegroom had
previously arrived, accompanied BY Capt. Bun
by the Very Revcrcnd, tho Dean Of West,nin-
away. The Wedding paftly la aftes%ard e asse1sbied
Early il, the afternoon Capt Taylor and Lady
Elizabeth took leave Of their friends for Manor
Cottage. Lord Waiter Chm poels residence, near
Stnfues Fort, for their honeymoon. The brides
dress was made OF myrtle velvet, trimmed
with Lyons lu@ with ilchu aud bonnet to corre-
spond. The bridal presents were very numer-
trn Ouoen.
, 1880-08-08
THE BEETLE.
IAN AFEECTATION.l

The shrilltug locust slowly shenthes
His dnggpr-yuice. and crceps away
Beneath tho broodIng leaves where breathes
The dying zephyr VI tne day.
Ouc naked stnr h1lS "aoed through
The purple Swallows Of the night.
And faltoylnE us falls tho dow
1t drtps its misty light
Der gnrdcn-olo
On tides nf musk,
The beetle booms adowu the elooms,
And bumps along tho duak.
II.
The katydid ts rasptn9 at
The siience from tho tangled broom.
On drunken wings the Hitting bat
Goes staggering athwurt the gloom:
The to0dstool buIgea through tie weeds,
And luyishly TO left aud right
The tffo-ffcR like golden seeds
Are sowu about the night.
Der folded blooms. =.
On hoods OF musk.
The beetle b0O1ns AdoNn the F1oou1s
And bumps along the dusk.
The primrose flares its baby hands
= Wide open, as the empty NOM,
Suw:lifted from the undrr-innds,
Drifts up tho azuro-urchcd lnXoou.
The shadows on the gngden-walk
Are frnyed with riffs of silver light,
And trjcklsng down the puppy stalk
The dew drop strcMks the night
Ger slunbcrIug blooms,
On swirls Of musk.
The beetle boo1ns us1own the glooms
~ And bumps along tho dusk.
J. n. Raey.
, 1880-08-08

nopoly Is amply uble to meet all its legal and
implied oblt0auous to the community, and We
ar as vel assured Of It's. intention to do 3d. We
ought, thcn, for our own protection. 70 do 81 In
our power to hid T. II tho people will inform n.
own Interests. the West Division Railway Com
pADy vii never be given possession Ut another
street than those 1t now holds. Fl. T. 3.
, 1880-08-08

New York City, beginning Sept. la, the opera to
bd " The Pirates" and the cast to bo as follows:
Mabel. Miss Mary Deeba
nut4 Miss Adelaide l'hilItps
Tho Ma30r-General. H. G. DaTnnbfe
Frederic. Tom Kari
Pirate King ". Whitney
Samuel ........... Mr.. ". H. Mcdonald
Police Sergeant. George rockingham
, 1880-08-08

nes s sa.ot noot Z Sons Music Company will issue Q
The .s,ss. ,so9ons ~ composition tn q few days with
gerr riesn. VI The Turkeys Putroi' This is
Pat,oI" vh,as parody on the popular 'Turkist,
taosn ,r+1s re ntle-ppge is the work OF the we'll
no7rsna.!.s t.s1 9 Ar. Louis Kurtz. An orphestru ar
nd shos-i u u NOW being printed III New York,
raa1anony. II Will be played hy our musical or
s;runv n9eapath e Lyceum Bureau has secured a
anonS ~ TO-, " musical at1racious this season,
tts Irhns'sa,o oetag the Emma Abbott Troupe,
1nss.. CONCERT Cc:npanv' fi,n. fhicoon Halo
the Is,a,maa ma Ideal Coiored Concert Company,
conrer, Inn Concert Company, the Redpath
SeehubeT4e 4entanany, nanny, tho Schubert Quartet, the
Ind Kata nnhscnestra, the Riyt-Kin2 concerts,
uasef and Spanish students.
II. ~ REMARKABLE CAST
<hst Ta nsss,s.. HeHGd Of the LIST says: The some
e,raneFman.ar nea,ar circumstances attending the
Phsiss : Sats Tor the Boston season OF - The
amonr ,ha 1asl Spring will be remembered as
he Gi]hass amusing incidents of the advent Of
ias oos'n,.ss sullivan DOyty Carte company iu
0pera eom?.n;1:h Lhs oder ii <::5, ,Otndy tho Ideal
pae 0: H. 10 the opcra will also bc recatied as
b "a ssn.rmost ae most e1tssvasuut offers ever made
barrier .hinan tmpsesario. The impassAble
tie poss;hita1 pos;hiea appeared then to preclude
pRat1Y to h5o,o OF ever tavtng an op2or-
H. 49,. has nnally disappea,eM eats and T tie tax
tse.1 Vim Ats ts..se oecn dune by the English man-
feai1lne sa,ae nate eyideutly At last come to a
,the ns,eass. ol the necessity of acknowledge
Y e idesi* asof1ty Of the American talent tn
!. .saeoseares sos over thai brought out by
shad ysstetg{9 Carte before sailing Tor En-
sa@e Eecfs ~ skapulnte6 for IN cngageulentof
Inc Ideals" 0t Booths Theatre,
, 1880-08-08

lt was this: Trust In God and keep your
bowels open" For this purpose take Rfduey
Mort,-for no other remedy so eHectunily over
comes this condition, and that without tha dis
trees and gripping which other rueflicInes caase
, 1880-08-08

which hrst nutinfed going OF toward Herat.
The remainder fed In twos and threes tn their
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

fmpuaeHce n - sfrces-tar Drirer
The conduct Of some Of the drivers
on the street cars in Galveston is Ger
tainly very rcprchcnsible. An old
lady 90. On y street cat, and rs soon
as she set her eyes on the driver III,
called out "You are the very driver
that refused 10 stop the ear and mad,
fun Of me y
Yesterday afternoon p he asked.
Eyes, yesterday afternoon"
"On the corner of Twenty seventh
street and Avenue L,"
"Yes."
"On the northwest cornerY p
"Just about that corner"
"At three o'clock ?"
"Yes, sir, at three O'Clock"
"Was Il a blue car, with a bay
mule ?"
Certainly; blue ear aud bay mule.
and TELLER with red pimpIe on his
nose and mouth like a catfish, just
like yours, driving it,"
"And you craned out your neck in
this way, and opened your mouth I'M
Ill one could read the makers name
on your false teeth. and brawled out /:
"Stop-that--carl Stop--that--car y
"Yes, YOU scoundrcl !" she replied,
drawing back To hit him with her UNI
brella.
Then il wasn't me, for ] am al
ways polite to ladies, even If they are
ninety five years OLD, sport porcelain
teeth and sass car-drivers. Ia Ia =
and he jumped over the dashboard to
swap cars with the driver coming the
other way.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

TnE RICHEST Cry OF ITS SizE.-
Frankfort. on-the.Main, with a popu-
laiion of about 100, 900, is reported 10
be the richest city Of IFS size. in the
whole world. 1t is asserted that there
are one hundred Frankforters, worth
from four million to FIVE million dol.
lars each and two hundred and fifty
who are worth one million dollars and
upward. The city is one of the great
banking centres of the globe. Its az
gregate banking capital is estimated
al two hundred million dollars-mne
than one fourth Of which the Roths.
childs, whoe original and parent housc
is there, own and control.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10
fruofd's fcoufff0f.

We have no heart to comment upon
this whole infamous business a. il de-
serves. II really needs no comment,
but had we the pen of Juniw we
would take up that jury and try the
last exeriion ofou abilities to preserve
the perishable infamy of their names,
and make them immoral. Bowling
Green Inteligencer.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

In his sermon Sunday night, Rev.
J. l.. Caldwell, Of the First Presbyte-
rian Church, commented in pretty
plain language upon the verdict of tho
jury in the Arnold case, and the Gov.
ernor's too free use of the pardoning
power. Our barbarous Blue. Grass
brethren need such preaching not on
ly at but to them. They seem to
think that the olnef end Of their lives
is TO GIL all the State offices aud to see
that all Of us die with our boots on.
They need civilizing and chrstianiz-
ing. Southern Kentucky must send
her ioissionaric. among them. II Bow.
lng Green Intelligencer.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A good woman, after the death I'd
her husband. had married the brother
of the departed. She preserved, new
ertheless, in her dining room, pic.
ture OF her first spouse. One day Il
guest at the table, noticing the por-
trait, asked her II il was member Of
the family. "Yes,' replied the lady,
frankly, "It is tho portrait of nay poor
brother .in.law."
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

De"bfe Vision and Original POETRY.
The Lancaster Enterprise, the only
paper in America that has advocated
the election of both Hancock and
Garfield, has closed its impartial eyes
ia premature death, and will no long
er "look both ways for Sunday" 1t
announces that lack of patronage is
the immediate cause Of It's collapse,
but whether its double vision or too
much original poetry winged the shaft
that laid public favor low, must for
ever remain among the mysteries OF
newspaper life and death. Have the
great straidle. bug statesman of Indi-
ana speak little piece over the dear
departed. and then tuck its little toes
tenderly under the daises. = Bowling
Green Intelligencer.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A HARTFORD paper pokes fun at
Massachusetts about Ben. Butler, and
the Springfield Republican aters this
terrible warning; HE might cOnlude,
if life is to be too much of burden in
this State, to drop into Connecticut
and 60 to the United States Senate,
You shouldn't speak too familiarly Of
him, any more than of another cele
brated parsonage who is always said tC
be 'arosnd when he is mentioned"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A useful hint to cooks was given at
a recent sanitary convention in Grand
Rapids, Michigan. 1t was pointed
out by adding sugar TO sour fruits,
during the process, the greater part
of the cane sugar was converted by
the aid of acid into grape sugar, which
does not possess half the sweetenng
power. BY cooking the fruit first,
and then adding the sugar to an agree
able sweetness, very great deal OF
sugar might be saved.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

The army should have nothing to
do with the selection or Inauguration
of Presidents. The people elect the
President. The Congress declares in
joint session who he isl We of the
army have only to obey his mandates,
and are protected in SO doing only 50
far as they may be lawful Han
cock 10 Sherman, December, 1876.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

WE ALWAYS like to read in the lie.
port of an accident that "Dr. Some
body, who was called, did everything
he could to relieve The sufierings OF
the victim" To be sure, we all know
that it was for that purpose that the
doctor was called, but the statement
relieves us of any suspicion that the
wicked disciple of 4Esculapius slyly
tucked a bee down the sufferers back
or yanked him off the bed and tried
to stuff him in the stove. = Boston
Post.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

S. Z. KERR, Winchester's enter
prising miller, bought car load OF
Of wheat in Winchester one day last
week, unloaded il late in the evening
ground it into -four that night, and
shipped the -four back to Mt. Sterling
the next morning. Il Sun.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

(Which is the more delicate sense.
feeling or sight p asked a Professor in
Columbia College. Feeling re-
sponded a student. Give a proof of
it, with an example," said the Pro-
fessor. "Well, my chum can feel his
mussche, bat nobody else can see it, T"
responded the student.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

IT Is said that the death of Judge
SpOHord. of louisiana, does not put
an end TO the Senatorial contest.
Grounds will be taken that his death
has created a vacancy and that the
Governor of louisiana should appoint
a person to Gil it,who will go to Wash
ington and press the case without
abatement. Kellogg will be allowed
no peace, and should not be.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

AS our reporter came along Water
street hast night, shivering with the
chsl night air, and drawing his over
coat tightly about him, he thought ;
snow is the time for colds and
coughs" but il poor mortals only knew
what a certain cure DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup is, how lew would long suffer,
and then it costs only twenty-five
cents. Il Sandusky Ohio Register. .
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A Chicago paper has all at once
discovered that the word "butter" can
not be found in The Bible. - Dc-oit
Free Press. We presume it can not
in a Chicago Bible, but all others con-
tain the word in Judges v, 25-[B
ton Post.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

NAsT's SORE THUMB. A CORES.
pendent in the New York World in
dictates why it is that Mr.. Thomas
Mast, cartoonist, has a terribly sore
thumb in this campaign. He says
that in a double-page cartoon in Har.
pey's Weekly for March rs, 1878, Mr..
Mast pictured Mr.. Garfield and other
Credit Mobilioriies under a placard
reading:
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

WHEN Jerre Black got hsme from
Europe his neighbors sernaded him.
In reply he said that he was complete.
ly overcome by their kindness, and
was in the condition of Major Wash
ington when the Speaker of the Vir.
ginia House of Burgesses, observing
his inability to express the thought
that swellcd in his heart, said; "You
had better sit down. Major Washing
ton; We know exactly what you want
to say, and we do not blame you for
not being able to say it," Mr.. Black
will take the stump Immediately for
Hancock.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

Because General Hancock doesn't
sit on dry goods box in trent of a
corner grocery and tell the neighbors
how to save the nation, some country
editors speak of him contemptsously
as "no statesman. "-[Cincinnaii Sat
urday Night.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

There has just been new sensation
in st. Petersburg. A young widow,
left pennies, tried her utmost TO
make a living, hut failed. She then
resorted to strategy. Assuming the
name Of her deceased husband, she
changed her dress tor that Of a man,
procured employment in a factory,
and worked there for years, undiscov-
cred and ooniented. By-and-by, she
met young woman who was NAL.
treated by her parents, and, in order
to save her from further persecution,
proposed marriage, after having in.
formed her Of her own sex. The wed.
ding ceremony was duly performed
in church Of st. Petersburg, and they
lived happily until the facts were dis.
covered and exposed. The pair were
arrested and committed to trial; but
the Judges were puzzled by a case
which had not been foreseen by Rus
STA law, and il has been sen; to the
Senate for decision.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A correspondent from Mckinney,
in this county, writes 10 the Cincin'
natl Commercial to know If the Re
turning Boards Of Louisiana have
been abolished. That paper answers
that it does not recolleci; but We recol-
leet they have bees abolished. 1t was a
swindling, rascally device, adopted by
the Republicans to count the State
for their party. Without them Lou
isiana could not have been claimed by
them and since its repeal they make
no claim 10 il.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

"IF YOU are a quiet, honest citizen,
how did these skeleton keys and brass
knuckles happen to be in your scat
pockets?" 81 reckon, judge, me and
the policeman must have changed
coats in the scuffie. We were very
much excited"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10


DECIDEDLY MIXED. The battle Of
Gettysburg was fought ON the rebel
side, mainly by Longslreet's troops.
This eminent Confederate is now draw.
ing the comfortable salary OF $500
as Mr.. Hayes Minister to Turkey.
Meanwhile the Union soldier won the
battle Of Gettysburg, and saved Penn
sylyania and the North from invas.
ion, is being denounced by the Re
publican press as traitor and rebel
sympathi1er. Somehow il seems AS II
things had been mixed. -- Pittsburg
Post.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A New York society belle who has
a strawberry.mark on the under side
of her arm near the shoulder, offers
one of the hospital surgeons 81, 600 il
he will remove it aud graft the skin
of healthy white person upon il. She
says il she got married her husband
wouldn't like the looks of it, and then,
too, she is kept from wearing low-neek-
ed and short.sIeeyed party costume.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

"Old woman, how do you sell beats 2
asked a New Orleans hummer of an
old vegetable woman in the French
market the other day. Looking at
him from head to foot, she replied
"Ven | hat some like you vas ! sell
them two for cent abieoe."
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

Lord Brougham once, when he was
in a facetious mood, beiog asked 10
define lawyer, said "a lawyer is a
Learned gentleman who reseues your
estate from your enemies and keeps il
himself
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

The outstanding unredeemed isac
tional currency amounts to the sm
of sf5, 1851 ,G4S.70. 1t is believed that
the greater portion has been worn out,
lost or destroyed, aud that the gov
eminent is the gamer TO this amount.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A Philadelphia clerk who is some
what smarter than his employer, was
heard b remark the other day.
"Thank fortune, the boss has stopped
advertising for the season. Now we
will have rest"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10
Legat Rrrogfifiop Of the Nature Of
the SmaH BoU.

tNf FHtNft b"Ns
A Western railroad company was
sued for damages on account Of inju-
ries 10 a small boy who was surrepti'
,iously playing on the turn.table. The
case was brought before the Kansas
Suprsme Court, which decided ia ia
vor Of the plaintiff. The Court said;
Everybody knows that by nature
and by instinct boys love to ride, and
love TO move by other than their own
locomotion. They will cling to the
hind ends Of moving wagons, ride upon
swings and swinging gates, slide upon
cellar doors and the rails Of staircases,
pull sleds up hill in order TO ride down
upon them on the snow, and even pay
to ride upon the imitation horses and
imitation chariots swung around in a
circle by means of steam or horse
power. This last is very much like
riding around in a circle upon a turn
table. Now, everybody, knowing the
nature aud instincts common to all
boys, must act accordingly. No per
son has right to leave, even on his
own land, dangerous machinery ealcu'
lated to attract and entice boys to il,
there IL he injured, unless he first
takes proper steps to guard against all
danger; and any person who thus does
leave dangerous machinery exposed,
without first providing against danger,
is guilty oi negligence"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

Horsemen believe that Maud S.
will soon attain a speed so terrific
that a straight track will be necessa.
ry to prevent her running into the
rear of her own sulky. Il Cincinnati
saturday Night.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

Beneath a shady tree they sat; he
held her hand, she held his hat; held
my breath and laid right fiat. They
kissed saw them do it. lie held
that kissing was no crime; she held
her head up every time; held my
peace and wrote this rhyme. while
they thought no one knew IT,
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

The trouble about medicine war
ranted to cure all diseases is that il
may not know exactly what is wanted
of it, and ia that case it will go fool
ing around in the system trying to
cure you of some disease that you
have not got.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-09-10

A Cape May correspondent says;-
"Only think" ! heard one virtuously
indignant girl say to another, "she
wears six pairs Of stockng-legs when
she goes in bathing" Two other
maidens were discussing some one
who made acquaintance with gen
tleman in the surf, and "let any body
and every body float her"