The Worthington advance., 1880-09-09

on Sold out for 80.
Yoke of three and four year old steers
for sale. Also i four year old COW. H.
Quire at this office. 23w
n nice boquet of fall flowers from one
Of the incest girls III town on exhibition
1T this office.
W. +. Tllayer, Of Houston, Mimi,
has purchased II. Z. Torrance's furni-
ture bnsi ess and will open furniture
store in the kimball building.
Henry Davis.is putting Il neat wood and
iron or heavy wire fence around his
dwelling. lie has now the neatest
place in town.
There WAS frost OH Tuesday night
heavy enough to look white. Fear it
has nippe'l our sidewalks in the bud and
cooked the prairie chickens.
THANKS.-Yhe undersigned desires
to thank I'LL who extended aid and SYM
pathy during the recent illness and
death OF her husband.
Mrs. MARTHA LAMDEEr.
MINOR AHRzrALS
At the residence of +. G. Peck, at
Rushmorr, OH Saturday. Sept. 18th, Il IL
ID boy. Three more little Pecks and
our friend Frank will have il busllel.
&. B. Loveie+ss has greatly improved
his blacksmith shop by putting in two
new forges and making important cIan-
ges, and now has one of the finest shops
in the west. Mr.. Markham, Il No.
blacksmith, from Iowa, is now in
charge.
O@le says in last weeks Journal that
we were "kickcd out OF the church. "
lie has said that fl. qucntly befure-
Well, we hear from Titlir, Ohio, that
Osle ought to have been kicked out of
the church there and sent West lorg b.
fore he came.
The many tlatteiing notices which
the ADVANCE is receiving from other
newspapers is duly appreciated. But,
boys, just give the Journal il notice
once in Il while t" encourage it. We
never see any favorable notices of that
paper.
n half dozen Ringsters We're mourn
ing all day Sunday hrcause Attorney
Clark and Sheriff Miller were elected
to the School Eoard on Saturday night
The R;nysters always slif1le aud swear
unless they have II majority on every
board. even 4 board fence. AS usual,
the editor of the ADVANCE IS blamed
for it. So far us we heard any expires.
sion ct opinion, the change was not On
account Of particular ill-fetling against
the retiring officers, but because the
friends Of the new ones happened to be
in u ma j"r'ty.
We are not drvoting us much space
to Ogle and the Journal this week us
we would like but we hope to do better
next time. lIt is devoting about three
columns week to attacks upon us, and
we hope to return the favor. We want
no one, not even a preacher, to excel us
in little acts Of courtesy like that.
SCoUK UP.-An eastern friend, who
is considerably interested in this coun-
ty, writes us:
Why don't Wortl,ington scour up?-
All my friends who have set eve on it.
pronounce it the rustiest gem that ever
disgraced 4 setting. by reports Mobiles,
for once, will he able to bread aud per
haps butter itself.
We'll, sir, after this crop is sold and
the money gets into circulation, we pro-
pose to scour. up Ill around. We have
Il fair crop this year and now let's pay
up and scour up.
When a greenback was applied to
Gruelle's spine he jumped into the air
and Topped acomp'ete somerset on the
bond question. Well, the Journal has
flopped again. The Dunnell party held
$50 to Ogle's spine, and lie jumped in
to the air with one OF lis revival meet
ing yells, Topped Il somerset and came
down flat for Dlnne]l. The Journal
always was good ut a flop.
No doubt the infidels, after allowing
him to disgrace their ranks for short
time, will kick him from amongst them
into the next stage Of his progressio -
H-ll-where he will be given 4 crown
and Il harp and there he will sit and
serenade his affinity forever and ever.-
Journal.
We give the above as a sample of
preacher Ogle's attacks upon the editor
of the ADVANCE. "When he was a
preacher lie was very, very sanctimoni
ons. but when he was an editor he was
Il blackguard and the paper that he
printed it was lorrid.''
That beet which Capt. Miner sent to
the Minneapolis Fair was the funniest
beet ever we saw. It was raised by Mr..
Shoemaker, of Rock county, and was of
the male persuasion.
You'll go to h-ll.-Journal.
You went to Dunnell,
And got $3.50 to sell
Your support. Poetry for Ogle and
Rohrer to criticiEe.)
The Hancock and English Club of
Mobiles County will organize on Satur-
day evening, Sept. Is, at the Court
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