, 1880-05-08
1TwOULDN'T WORK.

VfNDENt ILL, AlNy @.-1V tuo pAtsoe1StA
brain principle is mt recognized Ns such
until 1t Is proven. Untlltthen 1t is merely aii
illusion, or theory, coined ont Of the brilliant
Of so,ne idlc dreamer, tile fruits
Of whose gillct fa,,cy would lead tho nnwa-
ry Into labyrinth of fatschood. Experiment
ts the Implement witt. which tho inuulsltfvc
seeker explores the hidden rccesscs Ut thco-
rettenl philosophy.
Titus I solttoquized one morning after
Brother Bob and had finished heated dis
cusslon atout tho general preference OF tho
stern sex for tho stn,pef1ng doll, and the NIL
nitrntlon often exhibited by, the falr sex for
the foppsll swell. both Of which nre 80 com,
MOI, 10 every eirc,g ot society; it teciatca ~
n critrrin'j lesestrd that nlltfnl caficatnre
o1i true ininllool, ,-the dalitly.--not only de-
spising 6tlt acorulng them either. rs friends,
Or oyc Whis t brotnsr hoo
topknot on lin p[tied those poor nltsrr;,
ablc, banged. fftzzled, mid fricnsseed
eNigics." WHY, you could always 10
'ss Ysrs sT % e scet s ysfsHes ss msscs@9 @ @owe4s s
didn't try 10 utfect anything. s9 saylItE, he
h,,ng his hat Oh hiy left ear h1Itt sant1tered
out with n grace that would haye produce!!
tril Ct Snpt1ra ~ ae y'rs" ofe"s' o. '0
Then, i,nl,trrsinK the tisl.raG with which
/ frequently atlorn my llly-whito l!ntltl). l
:ialntlty thrust 1t IL sny pocK.ess ata st uowM
p ASK myself iGW Mrai9nt11tM,MtMt N, laes,
fondly, n1tbult on Il sandy Foundation? Ans!
wuru they nut !Nere theories. Which llatl
never seel put Into pracliee, or been stfonE
enough y anllAte tn5se aa , ,,,a,,, tMnS NH, H
nll tlo .tntir'ng energy of perteet cnnli!!clice'
eiit heard them calitcu " those o. ny glfl-
irleltas VINO are thouGnttGl eh9uEn ~ m
more more profoaad SS;'t ehaa now lit Or pair q
Would the intellectual and refined Alr.
Sicln'!, l.ht - seGE e lot ~ y epltaI, pmtIener IN
bert Der fy Il werr to try r. T'i "a persoufy Sshty IT,
n!lorlica or sWses slh'plGGtyg G, MoM.a nh 1ss COLI
slder myself Monoted, Gr ilG li H., scn aRrei I
ablc company 9T aani1e hls n'o aGnc's NC r1I IL
plain Or nntasl'l0nano haol!lafHn.ehtsi, ,ssI, shawl
,A! surely, surely We coisitt not!i stntlN
tho test iet tat aa Iang M ag9 stt. scno0aes un,
naeed sae sash sayory pFs @ ss
eyer ~ ny conpoSilso'i. While ! Mas ,, con.
yinccd that such paltry triHes WOULD laye ii9
influence oser o geslel an vl 80 cor gc1e, VIZ W.
ti,e caskst bit see ara admfs tlie pffsIo3Is i!,I
1uWel Witnll,, achh9wlGMe'nE INN Liz 'nys,S .
pearl IN tue Shiny DEPTHS ot US ocean ot'lo .'
rs prn a. its sistor whlc1i hesi!es sle IN a the
sieStt sees ti's sqpl: ner eSfss whsth;er ths ll'
body II which u ives 10 emu III pMIb!e nil9
fine linen and hung with diamonds anu
PRECIOUS stones, 1!cli md rare. or aa plain as
II Quaker lnaideii Wil9so 0niy Jewels aro tlio
gems Of thought w!.leh lall from her his!l!.
lied lips and shine IN liGr bright eyes. Such
a nal hc surely was. Yes. L concluded, we
were both above such contelnptiDle weak
nesses. He sought nc, not beca.tse lle was
proud Of my personal appearance, but bts.
cause We Wero congenla! ~ tlSIalEIt,-oa5i o,li
ideas on various subjects wGre slmiiAr, lllt1
we could nlcHt on an intellectual footing,
etc, etc..,-wltlo l en1oyeti llis society, n n9,
becuuse tue other 3! iris grew Egeeil-eyed with
jealousy whenever hG pnid ine Any attention,
oh tlcarl 10, but because wy were conKeninl
aid it's well for me that | TILED that expert
mont when | did, though It has robbed ne
lost Us i shlp IN mid d-ocuan without radder .,
sniI. Alasl fear that II the most Of TIC
sweet ideals and romalces, which are to llte
; as blossoms and song-blrds TO n woodland
were subjected to tho test OF actual expert
,nent there would be nothing left for ttt
spirit TO cling to-, and, the hungry heart W0glt
starve III a world OF dry. tnsteless facts. Du
! enough Of prelude,-l Will try and get down
| In tllH nxnertuent atnrtll to relate,