West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-04-03

big' of his umb garden, wrap d in
Slunber. "Well, Bul" said an admir-
! ing friend, IA he shook the PROSTATE
| youth, "what are you doing out here z"
Watching fora hen that stole her
nest" was the sentcnt Gus answer.
But what are your eyes shut for,
Bul?" Don't want the old hen to
see me" gruflly replied the sleeping
philosopher.
WE could no more be without Dob
bins Electric Soap (made by Cragin IL
Co., Philadelphia i'm our family than
without stove. 1t is pure, and does
its own work without the main strength
o. the washwoman. Try II.
The optic of the old man swung
loosely on its aXisas he glarrd upon the
trembling youth who asked him for the
hand OF his daughter. "Oh. do not east
me ofi!' n.oaned the love-Stricken sui
tor. "Why do you think I'll cast YOU
otf?" inquired the stern parent. "Bp-
q luse-becaCSe-l think soc the cast
In your eye" sighed the sufferer. Then
che old mau cast him out OF the back
window.
Oh his return from India, Brown was
asked how he liked ii. Q chanting. 1T
l. very good sport as long as YOU hunt
tue tiger" he replied; but II, hard
pressed, he sometimes takes il into his
head TO hunt you, then IL has its draw
bucks"
CONSCIENTIOUS Greek professor, re-
mon. traIinS with Sophomore tor Great
ing disturbance in the classroom, laws
his hand insinuatingly upon the refrac-
tory ones shoulder, and says: "AIy
dear young man, the devil has hold up
on yOu"
WE are astOnished at the endeavors OF
parties TO introduce new remedies for
coughs and kindred complaints when
they should know that the people will
nave DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup and moth
ing else.
BABY, looking over her fathers
album i'm Vienna. sees the picture of
the Minister OF Foreign Aniirs. "He
! doesn't look so youngas YOU said, papa
| Count Andrassy." $50 Dung? 2" Eyes.
Didn'ty You say he wasn't sure OF his
majority?
! MADAME V--has passion for al
| ways dressing her daughter i'm clothes
/ that are great deal TOO large for her.
on the ground that she is still growing,
! NV dear" said she, 'you can't NM
on that dress. 1t Is worn out" "What
a pity It was just beginning 10 iii me. ,
THE cactus plant will take root on q
| stone windOw-sill and be nourished
with the promise OF rain. Men who
make living by writing, consequent
/ ~, have a sympathetic Interest ia the
| cactus.
EiEcEriNE.-When the blood bcco,oo,
| cha. anu stagnant, either from
| IF 80 ~ weather or Of climate. want
| ott,,all''ii SO Irregular diet, or from anv
| tbn - N"Tse, the NEGETINE will renevv
| oIeanso C"'Ty OIL The putrid humors.
tIOa.Ise the stomach, regulate ~
bowels, aud imparta tone of viSo- 'te
the whole body. 1o' 7"
/ THERE is 10 be show Of fellnes i'm
! Boston and it is proposed TO take the
| whole category ard kit-in. Lovers OF
| the mews-es will doubtless be enter
/ lained.
TO be happy, the passions must be
| cheerful and guy, not gloomy aud mel
anchOly. a propensity 10 hope and
Joy Is real riches; one 70 fear and sor-
row, real poverty.
TuosE passionate persons who carry
/ their heart iu their mouth are rather 10
/ DC piued than feared; their threaten
/ ings serving no other purpose than 10
forearm him that Is threatened.
"WuAr arc stump speakers ?" was
asked OF the smart boy 40 the mead of
. the class. men VINO earn their living
Nv the sweat OF their tongue" was thr
/ prompt reply.
NEVER 'rtmrle on another's feelIpgr
|ii thO-e feelings are BOO the boots in the
shape OF cOrns, especially ifauothcr Is
. bigger than you are.
ADVICE or Az ON FnIrVD.- Tho
Dtby would De always bright and
ch eriul itan occasional dose of Dr..
Bull Baby syrup were administered.
The man who invents o successful
/ itch ointment .hOull have au niche bon
the temple OF ume.
/ AMoNo whitehall bDtsher- mca.
passes as currency. Legal tender.
steaks are atp par.
/ Dos run ON am craud, little boy
you might iujure DO with thc uuu. iu
your boots
BUKNiNo up % watering place is th,
'r.l tarodoX.cal lcat OF the "Hr,
q nd"
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