The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1880-02-12
EVERYDAY sPICERUES.
HONESTY is the best police, see!
A NATTER of course-the lecture.

HONESTY is the best police, sect
A NATTER of course-the lecture.
CANNIBALs don't like to eat a coward,
because the brayest are the tenderest.--
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
"THIs is high-handed outrage" ~
the boy remarked when he found that
his mother had put the cookies on the
upper shelf.
"MY darling" said he "what do
licious taste your lips have" Then she
sprang up and yelled, Goodness, John,
have you been eating my lip salve?"
THERE is q county in Texas in which
there is no saloon, and in which
murder was never committed. Its only
existence is on the map.-Ch'cag0 Times.
YoUNa men, if your girl keeps look
ing at your feet every time she meets
you, don't let it embarrass you in the
least; she is simply taking your measure
for a pair of slippers.
IT has been demonstrated In Paris
that when q man pounds his thumb
with hammer he is twice as mad as
| when U6 SUTlk6b ulb clDOW Ou tuO uOS~
frame.-Detroit Free Pres.
The effect of jet on satin is very
elegant. Bangor CONNER cia|. This doea
not refer to Jet of water.-Boston Post.
Why not7 Watered silk is considered
verv handsome and when made iats q
dress, is frequently sat In.
"BULLY" is not an Americanisn.
Some of the streets of Paris have been
called Bouleyards for a long time.-SsM
Spicer. And yet any New York politician
can post you on the bully wardu.-
Nep York Ntacs.
SOME wise man remarked, "No man
ia hurt but by himself" Did that
man ever visit a dentist? Did he ever
play shiny with mule7 Finally, did
he ever "sass" his wife3-OH City
Derrick.
JOHN BRIaHTs son 10 hunting cut
West. His aged father Is hunting In
Envland-for ofice.-Free Press. A
good many people down this way are
, suffering from Brights disease.-Rieh-
mond Na.) Baton.
) A WOMAN who was called as a witness
) in an assault case tried in the Edinburgh
l police court recently, on being asked
3 by the magistrate what was the profess
sion of her husband, answered, prompt
ly, "My husband is bankrupt, sics
1 He looked as wise a. an owl xr"r
a His tricks were well dustee
He declined to advertise you see,
' Anu III > 'N' A' ' " y Roiel Nsx
! EBENEzER STONE and his wife Flora,
l out West, were divorced not long aga
}. but afterwards they came to an undef'
9 standing, were remarked, and are happs
& together as far as we know. 1t was
;, case of Eb and Flo, it would seem; a
Q any rate, they are tide now.
d ONE of our Boston preachers said
Q Sunday afternoon: "rhs little good
!. auy of us can do must be done with eul
|. hearts humping against the hearts q
4 eur fellow man." And every yoano
|. woman in church looked at every Othsi
il young woman and smiled approvingly
"MARIA," observed Mr.. Holcomb, n
4 \ he was putting on his clothes, "thsrI
amt no patch on my breeches yet g!
= can't fix it now, no way. Pm too busy
7 "Well, give me the patch then, an III
carry it around with me. don't want
= people to think can't afford the cloth. ,
n MATRoN, to her boy, screaming
II "Willie, how long are you going to kee]
~ nv toothbrush "I'm through viii
ID it, nanny; Sallie's using it now:
r. "Tell Sallie to bring it here immedi
ID ately; that girl won't have any teet
:, left if she keeps on scrubbing them"
40 Louisville Coulter-Jovrnal.
q. PRoFEssoR-"What does that expN,
ID sion representa- Student-"That is ~
ne sum of the moments of the elements!
Professor-"Say it agaik" Student u
,e peats. Professor--"Thats it. II
going to have you say that eve
r. until I impress it on your mind as the
-. hrand n. S, on a mule.-Acta C0@Nn6SD
"obl such bonnetl'''' thought The me-
The other thought; What feetP'
Yet they did talk
Id Ind kissed each others cheeks. and chaIk.
he -Dsrou Frss Prsas.
=. A PROFESSOR Of the Iowa Universit
% et is charged with placing eighty kegs
hs \. beer where they would do the mo-
"' good in electing him to the stA'
III Senate.
III The Toronto corset makers are on
ia strike, their employers have pulled IL
'th 'th strings too tight for them. and the gir
''n won't be solaced, but have instituted
stay of proceedings, declaring the
-, won't waist their time; and of corse
ea 'eu too much to expect that they will boI
lH;s down to work without proper pa
!" Hip! Hip! hurrah! for the girls.
nia FASHIONABLE head gear seems to
~. divided between the large beaver b
az a. and the small feather or beaded bonnie
hat The hats are worn mostly BY such you,
A a. ladies ss sported the Gsinsborough, :
ror or bonnet BY su,h young womsp = % .
hat Ike the hat and wolRan .xoo -
ths longer young. Thsss 2 Yose
Nd 10 b said Of the bonns0 @ah -