The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-10-15
All Sorts.

Contact with n high minded wo-
man is good for the life Of any man.
The last time Smythckins went to
see his girl lie took some oranges.
He called it suck-it court. :
A woman is stumping California
{Qr the Democracy, and one is stump
lug New York for the Republicans.
~ The Republican leaders are trying
to find the party who contracted with
Weav.r.to, carry Alabama and Arllan-
sas.
A tlirt is like dippcr attached to
aehydrnnt; every one is atsliher,y to
drink from it, but no one desires to
/. carry itaway.
The highest paid newspaper woman
in the United Sta'cs is Miss Hoo:h,
editor Of Harper's Buzuur. Her sal
ary $4,000 per annum.
An7Indiana editor says: "Coal-oil
rubbed on the neck and head will cure
hog cholera; we have tried it," Who
can dispute Testimony like that?
An old maid suggests ,hrt when
men break their hearts, it is all The
same rs when q lobster breaks his
cIaws-another sprouts immediately
and grows i'll its place.
% Since GarGcld's man, Jewell, has
wasted the Republican campaign
fund, it has been found necessary to
supplant him with al original Giant
man, in order to secure aid from that
wing.yr
Really for inspection at Jos. Eros
the largest and most varied nssort-
nlcnt Of fine candies, put up in Ii,
1-2, and J. pound boxes. The only
Yplaco to- get candies always fresh.
pure and at bottom prices.
We don't love Ben Butler, bnt it is
entertaining To he Il locker on, and see
! him pour hot shot into the cneny's
camp He has lived there, you see,
and knows exactly .jnst how to 'put
4 it. where it will do most good"
''' a new style Of convention has been
inaugurated in Kentucky. Congress-
man Albert s. Willis, und Judge w.
!, B. Hoke, threw heads and tails to
J determines which SHOULD be the candi-
dote, in, the 9TH district. Willis won
C:e"ar had his Brulus, CHARLES 'hc
First his t;romwell. and every cough
and cold in this country, will find Il
conqueror in Cousscns. Honey Of Tar,
= the uDrivalled coughme.lcinc. Price
f9bOc.,n For sale by DR.. j, 6, Wanna
maker. "a ,.eH ..sn 7,n /
Perhaps we cannot practice bet
. ter discipline than by brid,lling or
n CALMING control over our tongues.
If any one has doubt as 10 the i'm
tIportannegof this discipline, let lin
read Whit ST. james says about it In
Tie third chapter of this epistle.
Salhs SDrignins. one or our ""ral
sisters, hai her picture taken tie
other day, and the liIlelcss was won
nerful to behold, but no remedy like
7 Portalinc, OIL Tabler's Vegetable Liv-
er Powder has ever been prepared.
1t will cure you. Price soc. For
sale by DR.. j. G Wannamaker.
Mr.. Hayes, the lie raoio President.
and Neal Dow. the would-he Prcsi-
deEt, have noses SO rubicund is to
suggest deep portations, and yet both
are temperance men. IL is sinSu.
lar inscrntability Of Providence shat
two such eminent apostles should
keep up the liquor signs when the bar
is dry.
This ia not only an exciting, hut
g very interesting political campaign,
says an exchange. Women as wen
rs men have a duty to perform to
their country, and they should not
shrink from it. They canno: ar.
pear in PROFESSIONS, but they can cat
the wood and bring water, and thus
leave the men more time TO talk up
Inatters.
Some colorcd men were talking
politics in front Of a store the other
day, when one said; "rom, dcy say
de Publican party am dead and gone
to dc independents what sort Of poll
tics dey goli" "Wcll, dcy is same
ns dc hypocrit dey want dc votes of
bofc sides, and minds me 0! q niyger
what como up from Ebert County.
lie went to dc Iiaptis' meclin' and he
big Baptis', den next he went TO dc
Methods mcctin', an out-shout dem
all. but he took care to cat hearty
wild bUte nominations,