Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1880-05-13
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NJ Nassy Lesves The Coed Pssrsss
Ttlaes ssa nesasns - kessssAy.
HARP Nv ERIN TAVERN, Moo YoRk.-I
. am more and more impressed. ex time flies
on, with the greatnis and patriotism nv sam.
j. 1'ilden. the Great Defrauded. His entire
deyoshun TO his common ken,ry. his utter
simplissi'y Nv earacter, the gilelisnis Nv a
materially simple nachcr, which contact with
the world hex never corrupted and his
general child like trust in the jcstis NV hi.
fellow men. all combine 10 make him man
wieh to see is to love. and wich to he in
eonhdenshal rclashuns with him. in a none.
tary way. is to be supported
| hey bun for several weeks residin at the
Harp NV Erin Tavern. hard by Gramcrcv
Park. arrangin kentucky for the sage NV
Moo York. Ii is needlis TO add tina, dom,
pay my own board. In the interest. NV his
common kentry, the good Mr. Tilden has
the bill sent TO hisseSf. for he recognizes the
fact that the labrer for his common ken;ry is
entitled to his daily bred. and liberal al
lowance for lIkker and the other necessaries
Nv life. The good Mr.. Tilden hez ten or a
dozen patriots NV my Kind at the same place.
and life With US is not altogether gloomy
We all sleep IN one room. but there are
three meals day and Unlimited credit a,
the bar. \ man wich can, live on that is
S.bari,e wich hez no place in virchus Re
public.
| concluded kin,ucky yisterlas. and start
for home to-morrer. he'd two hours with
lIlden. the good Mr. Tilden. and We fixed
the hull matter
Il don't want 10 he President sed the
gllelis old man, but the good Nv our com
mon kentr, demands it. a man wich won,
make sacrifices for his ken,ry .hood be con-
PEELED to live under a corrupt aristoc-
racy. How is kunnel Plunger Nv Coyinr-
ton ?"
The kunnel is for Thurman" sed l.
Tell the kunncl tibet eff tibet deestrik
goes for me he shell he, the Post OILS at
CosIngton, and tibet mortgage onto his
house shel be attended TO. No patriot wich
wants to be President will pay him more
than ! vail, wIch IL drawed out of retirao-
reluctantly and solely for the gpe. u, q car.
mon kcnirs."
- = ,.;sd ,nct ihot that wood Az the Kun
mel. Referring 20 a memorandum book
marked Kentucky. he went on
"Guneral podger. u, Lexington. he1 bin
sayin' suihin' fer Bayard. II won't do. IF
m, suffering kentrv clcx me 10 the Prcsi.
dcncy. wioh consent 10 solcl, on it, account
and against my will. he shcl he, the post
offs thar. and sch munny e. he cNpends in
kcrr,ln' the decstrk f,rruishi him. and h..
bills shell not be lookt into very closely In
saving ones kcniry a patTin; must l.c iihral
Wat is pal,ry dross compared With the good
us ones kentp2 And Major MGrath7"
| rcplide tibet the MAJOR was not sliogcth.
cT satisfied wih gis.n' the sage IL, Moo York
the nomination, bu, the, wuz satisfied Ne
suI xaliin' to be seen.
See him. Find out eggsackl, how much
he wants, and promise ham anything in the
way Nv oitiSes that he requires. In the great
work NV savIn ones common kentr, promi.-
es can't be too freely made. Offer him the
posi-oiiis there
"iionored and patriotic sir" ! rcplidc
';ha; otis heI ban already promised To three
men"
'iie' they sense to keep their mouths
shci till after the Conscushun p"
Il fccr not, patriotic and honoreI sir
Then offer him flrrin nishun and
small amount Wv mummy in hand Thank
the Lord, sed he fer,cn;l, for furrin mI.h-
uns. loo don't hcs TO specify. and there.
a CRATE neny w en- ZOO kan, hev two
Pos; Offers IN one place bat there arr
CRATE men, furrin mishuns and CRATE mcny
more hin he made cf need ~. Ia save our
common kcniry. hey allux lrIceyed that
our common kcntrv wuE not-pruperly rep
resented abroad, and tibet Their on, 10 bc a,
ices, one Consul for e,r, Congressional
Dccstris. and ,~ie; cz men, full m.shuns
ha,e TO bubble up but what Kin do . Their
amt nothln wont sacrifice To- our common
kentrl. For IL, sake am hcin trawd out
~ retirement. for IT, sake am uillin "a
serve ~ It's President: for it, sake am
willin to open jest eE men, barl's eE INV I'M
bought friends de>Irr and shell hesitate for
Is sake 20 promis the same othis 10 five
men , Never No troo patrio; would balk
at so small thing cr that. Let EN- come
They she'll hey all they want. Kin kunnel
Simmons be depended onto 80
"iionored and patriotic sir. kunnel Sim
mons adores YOU in his heart am certain.
But the kunnel is lahrin under ,iuanshel
trubbles. and he her h-sita,ed. to see wioh
candidate wood give
Il understand the kunnel aud | am nj.
man. Ashoor the kuunel tibet the Collect
orship Nv hi. dis;rick
But honored and patriotic sir. replied.
looking at my memorandum. that oiii' hez
bin promist 10 four men alrrddv"
$50 II hen" replied the patriot.-"so il
her. Yer, good. lie must hey furrin
mishun. Tell him TO select any one he ike
and give him M, word for il VII that an
SHcr ,"
Better than ANYTHING. The kunnel is
50 heavily in debt that residence abroad
wood SCOT him better than 20 remain a, home.
He Good heV the iag uv our common kentry
wayin over his offs, ~ioh wood console him
for his enforced eggsile. lie wood prefer
the flag w hi. common kentry over HI, otis
IN Guatemala To the Sheriff : flag over his
house in Kentucky. The Sheriff fag j.
lurid red, and is not ,arigated enuf for
him"
Their wuz sum more arrangement, w like
naoher, ~hen bad the CRATE and good man
good-by, and departed fur my field Nv
labor.
Don, forgit," sed he as he rung my hand
at partin. ''tha, the Collectorship at Lools-
vile is your'n."
| shant forgit it, but ez il hez bin prom
lsed 10 six other patriots, to my certIn knoll
lege. shan't buy no brown stun house to-
morer on the strength Nv il. Whether
git that or not, hey got wat | hey in my
pocket, and | shell hey the po.t-offis at the
Corners, bcin ez | am the only Dimocrat in
that rejun witch kin rite. This much | am
shoor Nv. But Mr.. Tilden is troo patriot,
and does love his common kentry.
Hopefully,
PETROLEUM V. Massey.
[Tilden.l
Manager Osborn Of the \. b. x G..
Railway contemplates making some valua-
bic imp ovements and changes on this road