, 1880-12-16

ttE tGHPllhHf, NJ. fi1anfrs ihr IHlhE nl'S-
untlcrsIoM'. especially wien little nr n" nt-
teutlnn f. pail to tfIf' urtnn ruutsit nf sIn'ak-
ing slowly md distinctly, nrr simply in!lnEt
mud tlIc blunti.rs occasionally n"le
AMrs3S1 Is TIL: i:xri.EMl;.
1'nrc enulIciatiut1 Is one o1 tEc secrets of
handling the Telephone pr9ferly: .lts.hHt, Is
cosmopolitan, tic eur 0f thu i,intl ut The rli
tlal utllcn Is sometimes strangely tnxe! III
sI"Ilyi"s'iS 1 rsIli, r. Il Iss''tf ittrct III 'r Ts ss
t!tihints'gs The flntlses FOR mistakes. l1nt
they tlD occasionally occur, an5 sometimes
lHHt to results nnrc or less ai'noylng hr
lol!y ngoa subscriber to oiin"f tho I;xranst,s
nti asl;eil ,le man Oh tieci to, snitl iorR
rcrtMin physician wosn pr'lct'cc ls ch'ri'y u
given. Hi.tl, Us tho new ,lsie If ealing hy
districts htHt mt yl.t CONF! inn yEslte. Tho
ocmrator WHY left PRETTY n,scil to himself to
determine. },ist vino was wRhtt'l. The caller
II, hotr " soafterwarls III lecriving u visit
frOM II wti,-klnwn veterinary sstrg,s,ll,
whose nam" so1.'lts'! fur nlE tl'n whrl llkg
ia M b {" s cn ,s,Hre" ssn % W''" ,k X sSppsse W. .a
rlsly m''it. nit thu resi-! lis, while ludlcrous,
were Fortunately not Hertniis..
1t Is nnntllcr lHculiar'ty ni ordinary tll.
GS, tS. G''s11i ~ s,s 't c Il !'s sc sy y ~ ' @
mil r.. i,"vc ~, ,r,,ni ~ III n,y,' ar,i II IL
nut alwnys tic '.nsrst thing IN uls world to
translate II I,la.saEe rs IT. r,tnt's over tho
m I,nvt ti,e ,s.rl,iiar hnbit ri st,1rtrt.Inr tha
,",,,,.s Hr ii,,ns iitins IT, tirli Iftf,r Il
G"," II ''iHs' casts .' @ @oat oi t, tei,, IS run
hG t's w.. tei!;r!%c a e"'nss ,,' ,s s%Mply M!
c,s iiu;;,. .S,;,,,,.rnt,v " ;tcs ,NI bns 'e #
uis,, turans n .itr,nr. Ih,ar,l nj I'rutie uf,i
bunk authorizations nrr ti'u i'";t llts'ner-
ss tn,s; th",, xnin.m..o s.nmiimniim ri
t.s,|,rcv,niiui, t.s|, aid sling. Tsm hitler arc
,hi.,"ri't"s Mira c,,,i sImnr snrh ~ q Mgr-
fn t,nt,1: nf t Nrr"L,ut.' snvlu.ss. Ioan Z Trust
t;n1,,tu,,iy. 'Tlm ,,ret}x "N0rthwcstern Is
"e'~ ,,,..,.. 80 ,.,,,,,,r. INN. u.ro,,,,a
nASMs. u.s. luMnEh,s1nI's' ,'':,,s sioM
iandrles tlli-Sfl"ls. fo!liilr,cs, insurance e..
companies, nlHl y !tnxcn other lines ''l tfi-
ttrcsls. ntlti yet u y no uncommon tt!ih9
anr sn!ieoo1y ~ 70 cail Up amF'tl.wrsM;ti ~,
!$t which 1MrtleulMr northwestern s"l,,e- .,.l.
thing.nr.othtr III whnts 10 sneak Witl1. l'l9
s.!,l's II trne v rtSar.l 10 Fly "ofa on'on'
'Ssat III s,t'liaf iI.i,a ca11,eGi,Io ,,,,,.,, an
occasionally subscriber exi'ntts nh s cX-
cesS OF & ca'ittDl,, tt!ollstt ~ fMIe t Is Esli-
ef!l1y my taef wy. ~ UnG ns1ss ~ ,;s Gs'tee!
1ot lh,ie aes, tini .N pointuF u! !.s =. -
., '' -. ~ . - e. ,,a,, s,,,,,s,t u..,"thiu
wus tl,t ri rjsr Ind ink lila lrn,.bie to ,yJsI
| dlu9 tIr 4utLFt Irlta-
n'"s "t # Snss" E w., Az Il, t1t ;l %;tS gs!Ee !
"Iclrnhoue" al,,i tho Instrument w,nl,l
huyg wt,rEc,t nv we'll ~ tyrr, History il 81
rna,rcI @ him wll ] ,lley M dIscoySred @ + ist Inst il"w
careful lie ha,t been. hit presumably they
tIhI.
T'!le telephone companies suffer less thai,
ritcf OF tj,o si,,,ll Ioy n,n Ills lnrrur brother.
sta n,m",,t tis' tn,i;i;s scltt,f,is ts,, fnr fhf
summer h,,wt.yrr. tmul,in commences. 'fhu
fn,ntIjur hit iu,tncrnt kite it'd tn equally
nt r,l'. cid Of il, ;rS brnilsi .,lin srrvicr,
| mml fha Iin,.s h,,rt,,,,a cinrruf will t},ltr
i|a inoEin" ,,fisr M 1rcasio,nIly S9,,,in,pmly IN
lin, ll,1,er stnrics If II lliEj, building Itllrls
furtii n ttllumi'in,'T hoo,s!;Irt wi,irH ]I.lIts
NJ, m,,I tl,sir,,.ts ns m;1,tv Ms hntr Il tiozrI
wius. The smbscrInrs In lie meantime
nav H. cr0wliur fs1r c0,,,,uctlul,s, u,u liz
C0li,nnny is uut 10 t,Ie expense OF, rrulpy'Ilt.
t,io ,!iIllcuitr. ~''0
Thc ,nisi,iEn o5tcncst matc by tho nov
tnnd uf thn fnipl,l,u,a IL In TIN InlnrnI,nr ,ls,
If thc syItri,. iiurinr tia ,,.n1th II tlrtoIrr
ias!. t,l,t nj tia wIloin humber ri cu,nr!ulIts
| ,uft|c 10 one III tio t;htcnEn Eychnil.cs. sIxty.
,,tmr WIRE ,l,fa tO tic il.t,raurt tT tilr cDl,
pininuuts in regard 10 tic prupor w;Iy ot
wonHtso 'Trtr INSTRUMENT.
ASH general thing, subscribers Mre not /, a!
saret as ,o MN t, re,srJ :" RGye ~ & W'H
e. PEOPLE hnye cMl!Hh "FtT. lt,llnr, .
"CIrrtn:e," l1nctur." mt! abnut everything
else nl ti'u t!iaf When NJ tl!ey wanted u tht
Wnih! WINS t1io use oi tlc tSh:piin'le; Ihcr!
,,s,l sII,,,iv n1ui soicjv f"r tic nr,N,st, ~. i,
testing cn,,iacts, ind It h Il stu1llirlg rule il
the olih:c tint IL, attention Is ~ Id paid /.
evident Tint sonlal,osiy Is uit;,gptl In 1cstin.
tlIp cnntaetA. Now subscribers, nftpr ringing