The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1880-06-25
on The RAIL CAR.



/. Be sure you know where you want
- 60 before yOu get on the train.
II. When you purchase your ticket
you will have to pay for IL; no use to tell
the agent 70 charge Il and send the bill
% youP husbOn6" And II he says the
price Of the ticket is S2.06, don't tell
him you can get one like it of the con-
duct0s or Ct the other store, for eeSO; he
wont beljsve yen, and he may laugh at
y0u.
III. Never travel without money. Il
requires broad views, liberal education,
keen disceFnmAent, and profound judg-
menE to travel without money. No one
can do this Successfully but tramPs and
editors.
". Beware Of the commercial travel
v. DOat give . stranger your ticket
aid ak him TO 20 out and check your
trunk. He will usually be only too glad
70 do Il. AAd your trunk will be % ef-
fectually checked that il will never catch
up with you again. AID then, when
the conductor asks for your ticket, and
you relate 70 him the pleasing allegOry
about the stranger add the baggage, he
will look incre0ulOus and smile down
upon you from his hAlf-clo0ed eye, and say
he has heard il before And then yoa
viii put mp your jeWelry or diSeISbapk
II the next station.
vi. If you ere GOiRg tanAe hundred
miles, d0Rr tEy - Eet - tAe train every
that you are there. II you get there Ia
twelve hOurS you will Be doing excel.
leAtly.
VII. Call the brakeman conductor; -
he has grown proud since he got HE new
uniform, and L will dstter hin.
VIII. Put you shawl strap, b1ndlC
and two paper parcels in the hal rack
haAg your hiF0 cage 70 the corner OF il
% thai when IL falls Cd 10 will drop inlc
| IL lAR q the, old Rentlemaa sitting be
hind yOu, slapd your four house plants
on Tie Ulad0W all, ct your lunch has
Ret - the seat beside you: fold YOU
shaIls Oa TOP u it. carry yoar Pocke
book in one had end hold your silVel
| mug In the other. put your two VAlIsei
under the sea- end hold your band-bol
and the rest q your thinGs On your lap
Then yen viii have all your baggage
handy, and Wont be worried or duSteT
1 ed about it When you have Only twenty
| nine seconds in which to change cars
| TX. Address the Conductor every tel
minutes. Il pleaseS him 20 have you no
tice him. II you cant think Of any neS
questiOa to aSk him, AK him the sam,
old enc every time. Always call hin
Ray" or Mister"
Z. Pick up all the Information yoI
can whiIg travelling. Opea the WindOS
aad look fSFWard 70 see how fast the ea
Kin0 10 going. Thea when y0u ge
home you can tell the childrsa about u
big cisdsF you picked up with your eye
and how nice and warm it WAs, IN
what it tasted like.
XII DOR't hang your paraeOl on Ii
cord that passes d0Wn the middle Of tn
car. Il i8a't clothes line. Il lO0k
like oae, but it isn't.
XII. Keep - ere on the MAJ VII
calls The day after AOndAy "ChsWsday.
He Cant be trusted . cars length.
4 XIII. Do not attsnpt % change %
bill fer eAy eAe. II yo1 have Oaly ga
With pea; it eaAt be doAe.
XIV. II you WaAG nap always II
with your bead projecting Over the en-
oG the go, into he aisle. Thea ever
body 1A0 goss 1p o. down The aisle VII
DaiA XouF 81. SarAishasa eat your fri,
2es, aSa kneck Oh yClE back h6iT. Til
will keep you frO1 sIesPiAg % aouAdl
thaG you viii b carried b yOaT sGAtiOI