The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-07-22
: A young LADY has q sunday.sehoOi

- A young lazy has ssunaay-sehdoi
class of rather bright boys, averaging
between seven and nine years. Recent
iy she requested each pupil to come on
the following Sunday With some passage
Of the Scripture bearing on love. The
lads beeded Che request, snd In turn re-
eltsd their verSes bearing sipon that pop.
ular topic-atteh &C, Glove your enc
miles, n"LittiS childsn, lore one another" )"
| etc. The teacher ea.d 70 the boy whose
turn came lsas, swell, Robbie, what Is
your verse Z" RsiuR, ile responded,
"Song Of solonon, second sliapter, fifth
verse 'Slay une With aagens, comfort me
with appies. for dm sick OF lore"
- The shortest aud most profitable
railway 10 tho world . probably 80 be
seen ct Coney Island tho fzsits Rail.
ways" connecting the Manhattan Beach
Hotel and che Brighton Beach Hotel.
II is 1000 feet In length. Is laid
Ylth steel rails, and hos d haHdGHae
little station at each end Its gaeg6
is three feet. The cost of this miniature
road, including stations aud cquipment,
was S27 600. The operating expenses
are $50 q day, and the average receipts
are $3.50 day the entire season. $500
being sometimes taken in. The fare
charged in FIVE cents. The property
paid profit last year of 800 per cent. on
lis cost.
When good man dies. the first
question asked is, "Who wiIl take bis
place 2" Eyen bad men will wonder who
Is to carry on the work of very good
man or woman. Did you ever hear that
samc question asked when very bad
man dies? Or even when selfish, hard
hearted person crops ont OF the way, no
one asks as to the person who is To take
bis place. Yet there seems to be persons
always on hand ready to take the place
even of the worst men. The highest am
| bition OF q young person should be to gil
vel! the place of some good man or wo-
man who has gone before.
- From an Elepton, s. c., subscriber
we learn lthat the; following udcdrfehce
| took place: A country doctor acrosA iire
river presented his account 80 a patient,
| who had been quite i'll but was now we'll.
The e1-patient listened atteDtivelyy to the
account being read by the medicaE man,
as follows: For medicines, so much for
visits, SO much. Finally, with an air oi
generosity and candor, he says: "Well,
| Doctor, l have no money now. but will
pay. you for the medicine next Fall the
visits will try and return" ."-Auglisto
.EUo'sn0 NetCs.
- DIR. Chide threw chair a: his wife,
at Hanover, N. H., and she indignantly
ieft the house. The, ,neighbors could not
find her the next day, and, surmising
that she had committed suicide, search
was made for her. The weather was in
ltenssly hot, and several of the industri.
Gus party were prostrated. That night,
when exaauhted by their long tramp
through woods and streams, thoy learned
that che was safely hidden with family
close by. Then she had to Sy in earnest,
to escape lynching
= The best engraved poEtrait ever
made of Gov. William Allen, Of Ohio.
was the one generally used In h:s last
campaign in THAI State +. WA cut on a
saw blado, in Tho Ohio PeniteneiaTy. by
Charles Ulrich, conp'et. Ul-fci, is one
| of most 5klfuf engravers in the
country, but he has Used his ability
mainly In the work of euuuterGsitipg.
Having plenty toftime to apzTe In prfssS.
he made this picture from o photograph.
= Sunday morning Brown told Bis
wife that he did not feel able to 20 TO
church, but that she might take the chill
dren and go, while he would see if he
couldn't walk off the deathly feelings
that came over him.. The programme
was carried cut, aud Brown came home
feeling very much better; but now his
wife is anxious sSEhpa Why ne had Gossir
angle worms in his coat pocket. Some
women make themselves disagreenble by
bcins so inquisitiye.
: Sy,:s'a first railway has just been
finished and is steel.tracked tramway on
the American plan. The cars external.
ly are like our street cars, with an iron
etairsase and sealson the top for IL. But
within there is o compartment for men
and another for women in which no man
/ 10 allowed whether it is empty or not,
andevep the conductor SblectaF hi# fire
|9f the @osnlel. Z s.l. .Is through hole iF she
|, = In 1860 il took a, passenger five
days To go from New Orleans to New
York, making nine ichanges, aud tf,any
Of these changes necesaitated q long walk
from depot to depot. In 1869 It took
four days. with two or three changes in
1873 three aid "a half days, one change {;
and now in 1880, q man can go In sixty
hours and forty.fye minutes, one change.
- Scene: White Sulphur. A. gentle
man to, O Kentucky belle: "Will you
allow me to inSroduce,rny wealthy friend.
dr. H., from New York 7"' Kentucky
bello "Thank you, no we are in very
easy eiYcnnlstnnces at present, and if his
wealth 10 his principal claim to distinc-
tion I 90 NOT t'cafe 20 meet him." /
- 4 woman hearing the eufiefinga of
our Pilgrim fathers celebrated, popped
up ah& Inquired: "What of our pilgrim,
motheTs2 What Of our Pilgrim mothers7 7
They had to- baar all this aid che PHI.
grim fathers BESIDES"
p - Ono ofIsheiWanagers coF hospital
asked an Irish eurse. which he consid-
cred tho most daHgoFous Of the many
eases then in hpspiTah .ttThat, SIR said
Patrick, ias he poipleS 20 q case of sur.
gical instruments on lhS table.
rs "a Wiscopsin, farlreT sWeney-three
years ego planteiia piec6. os waste land,
unfit for cultivation, with 'bltck walnut
trees. The trees are now frpco sixteen 20
twenty inches through, and have been
sold for $4,000. ss,@
ShEiners Indian Vermifuge DESTROYED
mud expelled worms thirty years ago,
We guarantee 1t to do the anne today.
20 the satisfaction ofevery one who naea
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