The Florida agriculturist., 1880-05-12

to remember that one is human
St. Ane6r0se
The young man who wants to get
up with the sun must not sit up too
late with the daughter.
"Don't give me any of your lip" as
the maiden said to the young man
when he tried to kiss her.
No jest can be quite so bitter as
that one which runs laughingly along
on the edge Of an ugly truth.
Difficulties, by bracing the mind to
overcome them assist cheerfulness,
as exercise assists digestion. Bovee
Of all the possessions of this life,
fame is the nobiest; when the body
has sunk into the dust, the great
name still lives.-Schiller.
"One kind of ship l always steer
clear Of" said an old bachelor sea
captain, land that's courtship, cause
on that ship, there's often no mates
and two cap'ns."
A dentist advertises that he inserts
teeth cheaper than anybody else.
Whereupon ar editor remarks "The
dog that guards our scissors will do
it much cheaper.
If only six substantial farmers in
town are agreed they can organize
and sustain club which will put
new life into the agricultural and So
cial culture of the town.
1t is the result of practical, every
day experience that steady attention
TO matters of detail lies at the root
of human progress and, that diligence,
above all, is the mother of good luck.
"'Tinton!" exclaimed an Irish SER
geant to his platoon; "front face, and
tind to rowll call AS many OF we
as is present will say Here p and as
many of ye as is not present will say
absent ="
The worst spoilers in the State of
New York are the young ladies of
Cohoes. When a girl misses a word
in the schools, the boy who corrects
her is sternly directed by the school
ma'am to kiss her.
An old farmer was wondering
"why i'll these days it seems impossi-
BILE to have an honest horse race"
: the; the feiHark Stfldt ''irs' because we
haven't an honest human race"
Almost all pure honey will granu-
late when exposed to light and cold.
4 The granulated state is an evidence
# OF purity. Much of the jar honey
# heretofore sold and recommended
h not to granulate is very inferior
a article composed largely OF glucose.
e "And how is your neighbor, Mrs
d Brown 2" inquired one nicely dressed
d lady OF another. "ohe's we'll enough,
y: suppose. | haven't seen her to
d speak to her for six weeks" "Why,
d l thought you two were on the most
d friendly terms" "Well, we used to
k be; but we've exchanged servants"
y -Register
d, We frequently hear lady exclaim,
'Oh, dear | wish l were a man p
But we do not remember ever hear
inc man wish himself woman.
le No; man never dared allow his
!, !. wishes TO sore so high He is con
<; tented to admire rather than be ad
a mired. n. B. This is not tatfy.-
&c Boston Transcript.
TX Ii thou desire to see thy child vir'
~ tuous, let him not see his fathers
a vices; thou canst not rebuke that IL
'S. children that they behold in thee
el till reason be ripe, examples direct
&; more than precepts such as thy be
eo bavior is before thy children's faces
such commonly is theirs behind thel1
parents backs.-Quaeries.
.ot A noted writer says: e: Il never wa
III a good carver, which is one reason
4" why | dc not have turkey on IN.
III table every day instead OF only onc'
"a. wear. Hash is much easier to help
i so make it the standing dish i'll IN.
hn household. Those who think w
,re take 1t for cheapness make mistake
an The convenience of the thing Is II
,aI recommendation.
a II is told OH an American ma
I'm agent that on recent trip he was al
tie lacked by highway robbers, who de
wn manded his money. AS he was to
Ter prudent 10 carry money in the count!
it thew failed TO make haul out ,
at their victim. But" said the agen
zen Il have some splendid maps OF tn
he country along with me, which
Id. should like to show YOU" Aud in
twinkle he Was off his horse, had