Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-02-06
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Side gentleman who for years has suf
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IN medical parlance is known Us super
orbital neuralgia. Quinine proved OF
no eeffsct, and the sufferer was almost
crazed with pain. A kind-hearted old
lady living in the neighborhood of the
patient informed him that if he would
cut the affected nerve with pair of
scissors or knife it would give him no
further trouble. 1t SO happens that the
superorbital nerve is the one which
controls the action of the eyelid, and it
further happens that when man is in
liquor this nerve becomes paralyzed,
and it is this that gives drunken per-
son such a comical expression about the
eyes. The neuralgia patient no sooner
heard what he supposed the welcome
news from the old lady, than he repaired
to his closet and with a iack-knife part.
ed in twain the offending nerve, and he
now greets his friends with his right
eye as sober as Quaker in quarterly
meeting, and the left in a highly intox-
icated condition. It now only costs
half as much as it formerly did to go
on a bender. , 49,. ....,,'s T.. aEl ~
THE PALATE. The wisest among us
appreciate good dinner, and are sus-
ceptible to the charms Of the table.
Even intellectual men derive more
enjoyment from the table than they are
ready to admit to themselves. It is
curious to observe, for example, how
much consideration is given to the
subject of cookery in the choice OF
holiday resort. One finds that persons
of very high mental culture, no less
than ordinary people, are careful to
inquire into the culinary capabilities
of tho hotel they think of visiting. And
these persons are ready, too, to discuss
with their chance neighbor at a tube
d'hote the comparative merits Of the
cuisines of different hotels. 1t is quito
remarkable, indeed. how much thought
people are ready to bestow on this sub.
ject whsn they leave home and are
freed from the conventional restraints
of their familiar society. The amount
OF interest actually taken in the affairs
of the palate is seen yet more distinctly
in the vexation expressed by all classes
of people when the fare falls below
what are regarded as reasonable expec-
tations. 10 the majority, good din
ner is source of enjoyment.