The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-09-28

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ROOD Of had lux Il this Our good lux
~ siffibu, 70 yur shire ewdness; our bad
. luk Ne charge over 10 somebody e else
akkoun,. !.
ply kissed hi. .!ssaYs,ss vif', l
OF fond affection straightway went
i.,aa And kissed her pretty cook. sft
Alas for him. the gentle wife
~ y He thought asleep. was not, " q
II And for her oook snd hubby, too, ~
She made it mighty hot. aas4> ais
A few mornings since ragged little
beQgar stopped at door and plainiively
suggested victuals. As the. benevolent
lady Of the house was filing his basket
she saked: "What is Your name, nv
5 son ?" "Mv name is Grimes" sis your
father living ?" Yes, ma'am." 81
dthought old Grimes was dea6 ?" "That
awss my grandpa"
There are more ways than one to
keep husband home evenings. The
wife might put upa cask Of beer in one
corner OF the dining room, cover the
door with sand and hire two or three
dirty fellows TO fill the place full Of
smoke IRON vile cigars. A woman
With any SORT Of tact can make home as
happy and cheerful as a beer saloon.
It was only summer Irritation
That each had enjoyed, with the plan Z
That the matter should reach consumation
Exactly at where it began.
And yet it gives each of us sorrow =
To think we apart hence must roam;
But her husband comes for her tomorrow,
and wife writes to me to come home. 3
Miss Lizzie Chapman, the Young CAL
! ifornis lady who ia about to be married
( to Nc Jesse r Grant, is little person
: With great deal of fair hair and soft
trcwn eyes. Her father is one OF the
vealtbiest operators in real estate In
San Francisco Mr.. Grant is twenty
tSo years old. and is a good looking
Young man. He is a stock broker l..
New York. a.
Mary Wclcb, an old lady Of lot years
: Of age. died 8 few days ago at Seymour,
Connecticut.s She was one of q family
Of fourteen daughters and one son. all
Of whom, IL is sbeleved, are dead. The
old lady attended the funeral of one oI
: her sisters, who was more than eighty
years old, about year ago. The CEN
tepsrian died Of old age rather than ol
any pbysical ailment.
2 Hahuemann, the founder of the
homeopathicschool. was one day con.
esulted by wealthy English lord. The
doctor listened patiently to the patient
} he took small phial. opened it and
held -it under his lordship's nose
s"Smellr Web, you are cured !" The
lord ssked in surprise. "How much dc
eIowe7" "A thousand francs" was the
reply The lord Immediately pulled out
larbsnk note and held IL under the doc.
tors nose. "Smell! Well, you are
paidw
Georgia cant be beat for snake csto
ries. Not long since Sesports man
found In the woodstwo moccasin snakes
(which we're trying to swallow each 9th.
err. They started at The fail, and bad
succssded SO well that at least one, ,fftt
of the neither extremity Of each had
sheen forced down the others throat. and
she Two formed q perfect circle. He
!disentangled the two, otherwise they
dnishtperbaps, have accomplished theil
object, snd only two serpent's heads
been left. % F-'iL. sa' - tisa '''A =
Cd, A Rlucky Yankee woman in Pittsfield
Maine. scared qnack out of bis seven
senses one day last week. He had
-pFomised to cure her OF neuralgia If she
would lay, "a roll of greenbacks on the
kitchen table. She put the mony on the
table .ss be requested. He then asked
sfer-pen, ink snc paper, and when she
went up stairs TO fetch, them he disap-
peared With the money. In moment
she was behind him with q revolver at
bis ear, and she kept itethere until be
bad crawled back into fhe kitchen, put
down the money and begged for mercy.