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HIS NAME WAS CESAR.
A Tramp Who wanted to Go to To.
lodO.

Detroit Free Press.l
A man who said he was trying to get
enough money together to reach Toledo,
Yesterday entered an Office on Griswold
street and told his story, and added that
his name was Cesar.
"Any relation to Julius or Augustus?"
uueried the citizen.
"Well, no. I want to be honest and
square about this thing, and ! tell you
honestly that l am not related to either"
"Then can't help you any. You are
nothing but common sort O plug, and
it won't make any difference whether
you ever get to Toledo or not. If you
were related to the great Julius should
feel in duty bound to help you"
The man backed out without another
word, and entering the office next door
he walked up to the occupant with the
remark: my name is Caesar, and am
closely related to Julius and Augustus.
Can you spare me ten cents to help me
get to Toledor
"Sir, you are base deeeiverl" replied
the other. "You are no more related to
the Casars than I ami Had you come
in here and told me a strait, truthful
story, should have given you quarterl
You can 60, sirW .
The man went out, and now he deter
mined to tell the truth and nothing but
the truth. Hating the first man who
came along, he said:
!T have been telling folks that my
name was Cesar, and that I was trying to
collect money enough to take me to Tole-
do. Now, the real truth of the matter ID
that am named Clark, and ! WANTED the
money to buy whisky. That's the solemn
truth, and can you help me with ten
csntsS"
"Ten cents! Why, you base liar and
deceiver, III hand you over to the po-
hoep exclaimed the other.
'Tve told you the truth"
"And it's enough to send you up fol
six mopthsl Don't you dare ask me fol
moneyr
The tramp sat down on Q cold stoni
block, took his last chew Of tobacco, an{
mused:
ave lied and I've told the truth. py'
! told the truth and I've lied. I made a
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1880-02-03
SAMARITAN'S GIFT.
SAMARITAN'S GIFT!

The only positive cure. No Balsam Co
pabia; no Mercury; no exposure; used in
in the U. 8. Hospitals
"Posr HOSPITAL, FORT MARsHA III,
"BAJrIMoRE, Nd. Feb. Goth. 1884.
II have great satisfaction In stating that
have used The Samaritan Remedies for
venereal diseases in its most customary
forms; that l have used them with judg-
ment, discretion and properly, and have
found them respond to my anticipations
promptly and effectually. Knowing their
composition, have the fullest confidence
in their efficacy, and as far as my use Of
them extends l recommend them strongly.
"ALFRED G. BOWER,
"Asst. Surgeon, 5th N. Y. Vols"
Many who are drugged by the quack for
months could be cured in from two to four
days by one package Of Samaritan's Gift.
Male package 81, female 81. Sold by ERNST
WILFERT, Fourth and Walnut and by
druggists. .......
ap16-1yr-w. .s&MGap2s-lyrw
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tly innocent to take internally.
READ THE OERTlFICATESs~
)ne Thousand Dollars will be paid If they are not
-s all Genuine
SEVERE RHEUMATISM.


Hackensack. S. fI.-
Thomas johnson, OF said township being duly
sworn, doth depose and say, that he has been
severely afflicted with rheumatism for above a
year, and was so bad that he could scarcely walk,
being bent almost double. and was utterly unable
TO do any work. Having heard OF the wonderful
cures made by DR.. Tobias Venetian Liniment he
was induced to try IT. and after using II short
unable to do anything for nearly year.
7. JOHNSON.
Sworn to before me. '.'
. J. II. BRINcKEKHoFE, Justice of the Peaca
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much one way as the other, and nothing
out Of either. Looks now as if Pdagot
to play deaf and dumb or 60 to work."
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1880-02-03

iCTANDARD SIGN WRITER, AND LETTER
y RRSs Companion, practical book for practi.
cal men, Explicit instructions and model alpha
bets, n standard Scr9n Book, u Painter
Ahepaes, q by nsil. Jesse HANY \ co. i1S I
Nassau street, New York,
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GROUP.

DIR. ToBIAs-I write to inform you that the
child of q friend OF mine was cured OF Group, af.
ter being given up to die by three physicians One
hoIlr after your Venetian Liniment was used 1t
was out of danger. ! hope you will publish this
so atmothers may know they have a remedy fof
this terrible complaint lost child by Group
previous to hearing of your Liniment, but now
never feel alarmed. as have your medicine al
ways in the house. have also used 1t for pains
sore throat, etc and always found it to cure.
JEREMIAH CASEY
II North Moore street, New York
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ASTIfM A.

This Is to certify that have had the Asthma
since 184l, and have been treated by many physi.
clans without relief. Your Venetian Liniment
has made perfect cure. .,.-4-l..,,s....,,4
Port Richmond, Staten Island.
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ies-lmTn. THIS
HOTELS.

CNAREs OF NEW YORK. Oh TRICKS AND
y Traps Of the Great Metropolis, exposes all
swindles, humbugs and pitfalls of tho city. Just
out nearly 200 large pages, profusely illustrated,
JESSE HANEY d CO.. lls Nassau street New
York. ,-t
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HOP BITTERS.


Ths Pursstsad Best Medicine ever nads.
A conabinatAou of Hons, Bushu. Nsnlrske.
and DanAellOn, with eli the best and most cura.
tive properties Of all other Bittefs the great
est Bleed PariaeEs Liver Re9uletsr, and Lite |
and Health RESTORING Agent ON Garth
No digease or III health can possibly long exist
where Hop Ntters are used, ~ varied and psrfsct
zAay sivsAsw hfs ssa ,issr - Ne sssa s.A i.as,.
To all whose employments cause iregulazity Of
the bowela Or urinary organs, or who require an .
Appett2er, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Hop ptttey
Afe Invaluable without istexieatine.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms arc,
MA. rnas me ,a disesse Or allmsnt qse Hop Htters
ssTs I y your ilfs. itRss s2ssa ~ % sHadrsda Sn'~ ~
1soq o p p.d ter they w not
use and urge them to use Hop Bitten.
4 Remember, HOB Bittersi no yfle. drurred. drunk
en- nostrum, but the Purest and Bast Iedjcne eyer
mAdej the "Invslid's Friend and H6Te,S and
no person or family should be without them
Get ssne this day.
HoR CouoH Cum Is the sweetest. safogt snd -
Ask Children
Ths Hon pap for ston.ch. Liver and Kidneyb ~ys.
ri'r TO Aliothera curesby absorption Ak drpegiH-
O san absolute and irresisttbie curefor drunk
snnetA use Of Opium, tobacc6 and nSsootics.
solA By drrsydsts Hep Bits. Mig. O. RnAssA, MI.
sspd fos Crcsias. ~
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Thousands OF ether certificates can be seen at
the depot
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GREAT CURE OF RHEUMATIsM.

This is to certify that had the rheumatism in
my hip so could not walk without my crutch,
and after using Dr. Tobias Venetian Lnimenta
short time, was entirely relieved and candidly
believe it q most certain cure for rheumatism, as
have tried many things without any good and
after using this Venetian Liniment for only few
days was we'll : , u HUGH PAUL,
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From DIR. sweet, the Famous and
W0rld-reMOtvn ed ROne.setter.

~ NUHTH kINGSTON, Il. I.
DIR. ToBTAs-Dear Sir: have used your valua.
BILE Venetian Liniment in my practice as bone-set-
ter for the past Ave years. and consider the bes.
article ever tried for bathing broken bonest
wounds lame backs sprains, &c have no hesi.
tation in recommending 1t TO the public as the
best article for all pains flesh Is heir to.
Yours truly, JAMES SWEET
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From Gel. g. II, Deleyan.

= ~ N : ----- NEW IHKKt APrH w I5J7.
After years Of use, It gives me pleasure to certify
ment. II has saved the life Of one OF my four.
horse black tenn. This recommendation / give
without solicitation, as think owners Of horaas
should know Its value
4N@'f 'T' CHARLES H. DELAyAN,
No. 1876 West Twenty second street.
The Family Liniment ID 25 and 80 cents the
Horse, 80 cents, in pint bottles; the Derby Pow
ders, 2 cents a box. Sold by the druggisA
Depot No. ~ Murray street. New YORK. . 81 "
4-.f sp9e-S&W1ytc ..I
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TO THE LADIES.

TO THE LADIES.
Certificate of the Surgeon Of the
Royal Mail Steamer America.
This is to certify that I have used and recon-.
mended DR.. Tobias Venetian Liniment, and, have
found 1t useful in variety of cases. 1t also gives
unfailng relief from the annoyance and irritation
consequent on mosquito bites, and prevents
mark being left
]. A. GRAHAM, M. R. G. s., of London.
Royal Mail Steamship America, Jersey city.
July 2Sth.
or.o ~ du ~ thar oarti anotas rau ho al
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WHAT HORSEDIEN WANT.
A Good Reliable, Horse Liniment
and Condition Powder.
Such are to be found in DIR. TOBIAS HORSE
IMMINENT in Pint bottles, and Derby Condition
PowderA ......
NO PAY
II not superior to any other. The Horse Liniment
Is only half as strong as the Family Lniment,
The public appreciate 1t, as during the epizo0tiG
3141 bottles were sold in one day. "a the follow.
ing oath will show:
OATH.
This is to certify that sold, on the 18th inst.
three thousand one hundred and forty-cne {3,14lj
bottles OF my Venetian Liniment.
8. T. TOBIAS
Sworn and subscribed to before me- this 18th day
of October, 1872 D. 8 HART,
Commissioner Of Deeds
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Chew Jackson's Best sweet NavyTobcacc.
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FROM COL. ID. MCDANIEL,
Owner Of Some OF the Fastest Rum
ming Horses i'm tho World.

JEROME PARK, June q, 1877.
This Is to certify that have used DR.. Tobias
Horse Venetian Liniment and Derby Condition
Powders, on my race-horses, and found them give
perfect satisfaction. In fact. they have never
failed to cure any ailment for which they were
used the Liniment, when rubbed In by the hand,
never blisters or takes the hair Of; II has more
which suppose is the secret Of It's wonderful sue
cess in curing sprains. The Ingredients from
which the Derby Powders are made hPve been
made known to me by DR.. Tobias; they are per.
feCtly harmless D. MCDANIEL.
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JOB PRINTING.
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dul, dul, bne CIltu, Cuuglug 10
nis neck, and sobbing, trying to rouse
him from the drunken lethargy into
which he had fallen.
Her efforts to awaken him all proved
futile, and 80 poor Venie could do moth
ing but weep over him.
"Paul, Paul! my own Paul, you didn't
mean il, l knowp she murmured; and
thus the early dawn appeared, and found
her still at his side.
The fire In the CRATE had died out long
hours before; but she took no heed of the
biting cold, nor Of the time.
But now the lethargy was wearing off,
and he turned unsasily In his sleep, and
muttered: -,.....
II tell you, Joe Saunders, it's mine
my money, and I'll blow your brain.
out if you don't give it upl You didn't
win It fairly"
Obi horror Or horrors! what did she
heart Had her idolized husband coup.
led gambling with drinkingf
The sun was up ere Paul awoke to q
realizing sense Of his humilating situa.
ti0n.
He knew that be had been intoxicated
also that he had played, and played for
money, and lost-snd lost what didn't
belong to him.
II was net the first time that Pau
Ooremus hsd played, nsr the first time
that he had lest, though not 80 heavily
He had before taken small sums from
the bank and lost, and on this particulal
night his friends urged him to take .
much larger sum telling him he would
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VENETIAN LlNIMENr,

Has given universal satisfaction since It has been
introduced into the United States, After being
tried by millions it has been proclaimed
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27
A Dangerous Amusement.

As outdoor sports begin the girls
are sure, next spring, to take their
usual turn at rope jumping
Scarcely a season passes without
several reports Of girls dropping
dead after some long continued
effort, in trying to skip the rope q
thousand times; and even when
not so carried to excess the prac-
tice is decidedly hazardous. DR..
Peck, Of the surgical institute at
Indianapolis, pronounces it o prime
cause Of cripples among girls.
Speaking Of a recent operation in
which the bones Of both legs OF
little girl had been removed owing
to necrosis caused by rope jump
ing, DR.. Peck says that similar
cases are of frequent occurrence,
though the mischief more common
ly shows itself in the necrosis OF
the spine. Not month but cases
are brought to the institute to be
treated for injuries brought on by
continuous conclusions upon the
bones in this amusement. He ad-
vises parents and teachers to pro-
hibit the "pernicious pastime" at
oil times and under all circum-
stances.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27
Where Did Man Originate (!

The various writer's and think
ers on the subject Of prehistoric
man generally concede that the
races Of to-day have radiated over
the globe from some point in Asia.
Indeed, the traditions of different
nations lead to the conclusion that
this point of dispersion was loca-
ted in the high central regions Of
that country. There, apparently,
the dog, horse and OK were first
domesticated, and can at the pre-
sent time be found in their natural,
wild state. Hudson Tuttle says,
in his "Arcana of Nature" that
"man originated near the equator,
where the climate was better
adapted to his defenseless condi-
tion and food abundant" This
conclusion seems to be based upon
the impression that the different
zones Of the earth occupy the same
relative positions now that they
have always done, and can hardly
hold good in view of recent devel
opements. Colorado, an almost un
explored country, comparatively
speaking, to the scientific worlc
will be apt to change the logica
reasonings that have so far beer
advanced upon this interesting sub
ject. Senior Altamirano, of Mexi
co, the best Aztec scholar living
claims the proof is conclusive thai
the Aztecs did not come to Mexi
CO from Asia, as has long beer
universally believed, but that they
were a race originated in the un
submerged parts of America, al
old as the Asiatics themselves, ano
that that country may even have
been peopled from this. From the
ruins recently found, the most
northern of any yet discovered
the indications of improved ar,
chitecture, the work of different
ages, can be traced in a continual
chain to Mexico, where they cul,
inmate in massive and imposing
structures, thus giving some proof
by circumstantial evidence to Al
tamirano's reasoning. But now,
as to the antiquity of American
man as shown by the yet recent
discoveries in Colorado.-Popular
Science Monthly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27
Al racent teacher's meeting ,

At q recent teachers meeting a
professor made some very inter-
esting remarks upon phonetic spell
ing. As an example of one of the
coming possibilities in orthography
may be given. To use his own
language: "Will you pronounce
for me the following word: Chou
ghphtheightteauf No, you can
not answer. Well, it spells potato.
Do you seel Not Then | will
prove it to you. Oh stands for p
as you'll find from the last letters
in hiccough. Ough stands for o, az
in dough. Phth stands for {, as in
phthisis. Eigh stands for a, as in
neighbor. TIE stands for t, as in
gazette, and eau stands for o, as in
beau. And so from that tumble ol
letters you unearth the simple 'po'
tato." Phonetic Journal.
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Boy.-"Mother sent these cher
ries to you, Mis- Smith" Mrs.
Smith-"Oh, thank you, darling.
But isn't she afraid she'll rob her.
selfT Boy-"I ruther guess not,
mum; she said as how they was
all spilin' on the tree and wouldn't
be good for nothin' but swill by
to-mcrror. So she said bring you
some, mum; you might as well
have them as the hogs" Mrs
Smith.-"Your dear mother is SC
thoughtful" But she doesn't eat
any OF those cherries. AS she con.
iidentially told Mrs. Jones, who
afterwards confidentially told it tc
all the neighbors. "I'd died be.
fore I'd touched one OF EN-, the
stingy old thing"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

"a Newspaper Mans Sad Fate y
is the title Of touching article
which we did not read. We sup
pose it is the old, old story OF some
editor who married girl and then
the old man refused to lift the
mortgage on his son-in-law's office.
-McGregor News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

We are not very observing, but
we have noticed that the first thing
any woman does on alighting from
a carriage is to carefully put her
right hand in conjunction with her
back hair, just to see il it's right,
New Haven Register.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27
ADvHRTrsYNe psrps

Business Cards, one year, one dollar for every
line.
Local Notices, ten cents per line each insertion,
and al notices continued Tor three months ot
longer, a discount OF IS per cent
Advertisements unacoompanied by written or
verbal directions will DO published three mouths
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be-
fore expiration OF time, will be charged full rates
No paper discontinued until all arre0rages are
paid, except at the option Of the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be paid in ad
vance.
BI- Terms, CASH, payable quarterly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

A guest at q fashionable hotel
took his seat at the dinner table,
but no one appearing to wait upon
him he remarked: "Hsve they
any walters in this hotel I" Eyes"
responded q wag on the opposite
side of the table "the boarders
are the walters"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

In answer to the chronological
Journal, which tells q man that in
choosing q wife he must be govern
cd by her chin, the Cleveland Voice
says: "The worst Of it is that sf-
ter having chosen wife one is apt
to keep on being governed the
same way"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

An elderly resident of Newtown
was approached by an agent for q
cyclopBdia. 81 guess | won't get
one,' said the elderly resident, and
frankly added, 81 know never
could learn to ride one Of the pes
Ky things."-Danbury News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

"There is no place like home"
repeated Mr.. Henpeck, looking at
q motto, and he heartily added :
"I'm glad there sn't."-Rochester
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Hint to politicisns-Millers make
poor party men. They are gener-
ally bolters.-Toronto Grip. This
seems to be bran new joke
Boston Transcript. No; it has
been corned.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Perceptor latter a lecture)c-
"Now what are the principal things
that are obtained from the earth y
Pupil land disciple of Izaak Wal
ton)-"Worms, sir Punch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Rev. DR.. Hall said that every
blade of grass was sermon. The
next day he was amusing himself
by clipping his lawn, when a par
ishioner said: "That's right, doc
tor. Cut your sermons short"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

A country paper speaks of a
meteor "about as large as q bas-
ket." The tail must have been as
long as a piece of string.-Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

One of the first acquisitions re-
ceived from a newly appointed
railway station agent was: "Send
me a gallon of red oil for the dan
ger lanterns"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Tho first hat of new fashion
for ladies is not the result OF any
particular design. One is finished
plain and then sat down upon by
the head milliner. Whatever shape
it may take under pressure il
adopted as the style and becomes
the pattern for others. Or
leans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Until I776 cotton spinning was
performed by the band spinning
wheel.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

A man cannot smoke cigar too
short unless he smokes it too long.
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

A Kansas paper ends a marriage
notice; "The couple left for the
East on the night train where they
will reside.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

When trains are telescoped the
poor passengers see stars.--New
Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

keep to the write," said the
lawyer to his lazy clerk,-Steuben-
benville Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Apple Jack is first cousin to
James Jams.-New York CONNER
cial.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Some one inquiries, "Where have
all the ladies' belts gone I" Gone
to waist long ago.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

The postmaster sometimes stamps
his feet.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

Summing up" Captain-'What
is the charge, sergeant = Ser
geant-"This time it is drunken
ness, sir. But this man is the
most troublesome fellow in the
regiment, sir. He goes out when
he likes, and comes in when he
likes, and gets drunk when he
likes; in fact, he might be horf-
cer."-Punch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

~ Az ~ Great chance TO make money. We
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NYVEEIUU take subscriptions for the largest,
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ilv publication in the world Any one can become
\ successful agent. Six elegant works Of art Civ
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almost everybody subscribos. One agent reports
taking i20 subscriptions in day. lady agent
reports making over 500 clear profit IN ten days.
All who engage make money fast. You can devote
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Address George Stinson a Co., Portland, Me. 1881
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WIT AND HUMOR.
. SHORT POEM.

Well drilled-the oil region
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

When young jeff first came up
TO town his father told him that 1t
would be polite when being helped
at dinner to say to the host, "Hsli
that, il you please II so happen
ed that at the first dinner to which
he was invited sucking pig was
one of the dishes. The host, point
ing with his knife to the youne
porker. asked, "Well, Mr.. jeff
will you have this, our favorite
dish. or haunch of mutton y Up
on which, recollecting his first les
son, he replied: "Hslf that, ]
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27
T-CAJJTION.Sc

Beware OF limitations See that the name Of y.
w. Kinnnan is in the glass of the bottle.
Sold by druggists and dealers. Price, loc, Sbe'
and 15c. Aooyl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-27

The first use Of q locomotive IL
this country was in 1929.
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you please" to the CONSERVATION
of all present.