Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1880-04-22
Sips of Fun.

| Donlestics belong to the hir,
classes. '-'', I iasf
Machine poetry does not wear
like The regular handmade stuff
Lott is not difficultio take the
part of an absent one--especial-
ly at feast. gwm1,1 oil lf
A tramp called his shoes"Cor-
poration, because they had no
u $ tlllA-l f4 0s - .fl2s.
o leisssuaoJ asa8asg s84
You can Away tell a clerk in
a dry goods store from the mill
ionaire proprietor by the good
Iclothes the clerk wears. 3I,i
John-''The philosophy of a
dogs rhnlng when a can is tied
to his tail, instead Of biting the
string off, is not very clearly un-
derstood."
"A little fellow who was asked
how John the Baptist was cloth
ed answered: In coarse garments
of camePs hair, eight locusts and
wild honey '5gi ol 3hi I.,sg
foThe experienced never speak
of a Chicago girls feet by that
name. 70 They mention them as
Chicago's great terminal faciIi-
ties. y IibisH09 cor ~aH
A small confiagration in a
country town generally dies out
long before the excited inhabi-
tants have ceased to rush up and
down The street, yelling ''Firel"
Eli Perkins, whenever he is
greeted with a;vcrowded house
at one of his lectures, smiles
benignly and remarks soto uoce !:
"Verily, my llyins' have fallen
in pleasant places" 9at n a9N
Speaking Of difficulties, the
Modern Argo says that a wasp
or a well-organized hornet is
the only chap on record that
can back out of a serious diff
|cuitV at his own sweet will.
Ia, Rhode Island man who left
"a son and daughter penniless
that he might give 5 Harvard
College $4,000 had his will
busted so quick that it almost
turned his grave around. 9Aoa
Somebody discovered that it
takes $3O,O00,0O0 a day to run
the world. If that's so, we will
take, the contract for one day
and forfeit ten per cent. of the
money if, we fail. ,;,...a. f.,
Young Farmer-FENiee warm
rain-brings things out of the
ground, won't it2'' Reprehensi-
Bile old widower-S.Do Don't mention
lit. I've got two wives there al
|readyP'tls9ll 9dt rjils ba1rsi-
II The expression "making your
piIe,p is used to signify getting
rich. The reason why SO few
people get their pile is doubtless
because there are many more
pile drivers than piles. DIG a12i
aAdyice, z says anoold man of
much hexperience, "why, / never
had anyone come to me for that
article who, before he got thro',
was not willing to give me twice
as much as he asked for" l
IoLu ye~ .sJgAu8H IgaEql- iTggI
= = Fifty thousand women are
needed in Arizona at, once, and
no question asked.--Nesu Hapen
Register. They won't go. They
want to emigrate to a place where
there'll be one question asked,
so It costs the man who is run
ming for a political office $50 in
advance to- be ''surprised" by a
brass band serenade. . This is
reliable thougha country band
may charge less. 9g1aI saod pi
~ An, exchange says nine out
Of every ten American women
buy their hair instead of raising
it. It is saidlrt the women have
go much to, do in raising their
husbands hair that they can't
attend to their own. .'-io.Jl
Providence does things in its
own way. An Iowa woman
prayed that her husband might
be struck by lightning and the
next day he was kicked by a
mule. The wife saws she didn't