The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1880-10-26
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The sun l. the Oldest western sestler.
Song Of the cook-Hold the fork, fry ham
coming.
Ths mule d NOT ! physician By any means,
bat no thoroughly understand the at Of heel
IN.
a resolution which will not 20 down when
onbred In = pulic meeting has to be voted
down.
When the favoriis cats Of b ousekeepers be-
come too prolific II Il suggested that their
tissues BE- pooled
A man has Invented . chair that can DO Id
justed To- eight hundred different positisns.
Il i designed for : boy to cit In when he eoes
70 church.
Idleness 10 . canker that corrodes the mind
while e Introduces vicious thoughts and con-
4yersati0n.
Let M NOT be too harsh with the politicians.
II Il wasn't for politics many men who are
too lazy to earn . living with their hands
would b panpers.
.sDisby, will you take som Of that but
teri" Thank you, ma,am ; I belong TO the
temperance s0ciety-cant take anything
strong,'' replied Oigby.
A Kentucky editor bought his ink by the
jug full, because he could get 1t cheaper, he
said; but his wife went to all the inkstand
one morning, and found Il was not ink by >
ing full.
Julia wants to know how TO keep her hus-
band home ct night, aud the OIL City Der
rick advises her to have female minstrel
shows In the parlor and beer saloons In the
yard, etc.
Boston recently celebrated it, two hundred
and fitch anniversary, and Il is said that
some Of the hotels served up for the occasion
spring chickens born on the identic Il day the
city was founded.
The price OF . wife In siberia IL eight dogs,
aud IN exceptionally good wife ID worth ten
dogs. But dogs are plentiful in that country.
and . wife doesn't cost - much - the NUM-
Der Of dogs seems TO indicate.
A hundred years ago, when you called on q
girl she kissed you goodbye. Now, II you
snegest anything Of the eort, her father calls
you into the library M asks you what you
are worth. Are We : nation? Aud Is this
progress?
Now Is about the time when the beau of
the summer hotels y made 70 feel that = nor'-
east wind 10 not half 20 frigid q the stony
glare Of the city young lady on whom he had
danced attendance dnring his two weeks "a
cation this season.
Toddlekins ID . very small man indeed, but
he said bio didn't mind 1t It all until his three
boys grew up TO be tall, strappilg young fel-
Iowa and his wife began to cut down their
old clothes TO 1t him. And then he said he
did get mad.
Calvaatnn .chool taachar had : ore.t ds.,
az fronnla mskina ( hov nnderstand III la
son. Tinsliv. hcvaver rs srccesdaa sra
dravinr : lono hre.th rem.rled: ar r. vssn,t
;for M Won vonld ia IN hiccest donkey an
iGalvesfon nm.
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nov rio a ridina. IN ID Il 4 nth envv ~
asisraer srovth. We ara alwava CRYING ont
sscni hehlnd. IN hone 81 seainr so,ne hsno.
er-on. mora fortnnate tban onrselvea. knocked
al iii rench. -
a.. $4,000 y. =. .
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. sofmea. w a'nele uake tns. = aaded g the
Sction crestes. hovevar It NAV erh,hi,e
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nu..sy ns'" nsv0 sl'e-uy eScsPeu :" Una
eOuh.y'
would "nevsr chew another piece" but broke
his pledge . often - ne made u. On one
occasion, shortly atler he had 1broken Oh"
" W.s len taxing : chew; :Wihy," saia his
friend, 'syoti told me you had given up that
hA0tt; but ] rec o are at It again. eyes,"