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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
canal Question.

sALrL LAKE CITY, March q. 80.
Editors Herald:
I jelieve come one sugs ested in &
recent issue of your paper that (
statement be prepared by the Cit
Council, showing, among othe
things, the route of the proposed
canal through the city. The state
ment appears, but the question which
interests go many hss not been an
swer;j.
a. What point will be the entrance,
WA. Is 10 be the route through the
CITY md al what point will the canal
leay5 tue city?
Is the question as to whether the
Utah Lake may have to be raised
above its usual low water level, IN
order to provide a constant supply,
beyond computation by first class en-
gjueers? lit is 70. it should be the
question TO receive first consideration,
for the amount o. money needed to
construct the requisite dams and
purchase the damaged land on the
hkeshore would be enormous.
This is indeed an important mat
ter 10 the inhabitants of this city, Sc
much 60 that I think the City Council
should lay before the voters not only
a few facts but all the facts in rela-
tion to the question.
INQUIRER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Temple Of Honor.

At regular meeting of the Temple
OF Honor, Friday evening, March
Goth, 1880, the following resolutions
were adopted;
Whereas, It has pleased an Advise
Creator to remove from our midst the
beloved wife OF our brother Templari
John Whiting; therefore, be it
ReSoLUed, That We, as fellow Tenn
plars, sincerely condole with him in his
afliction, and extend to him our heart
felt sympathy.
ResoEUed, That a copy of these resolu-
tiOns be recorded in the minutes of our
Temple, and also forwarded to our be.
resved brother, and the worthy recorder
be instructed TO publish the same in the
SALT LAKE HERALD and the Salt Lake
Tribune.
S. P. LoN6sTREET,
CHAs. w. SYMoNs,
W. B. WOODS,
Committee.
Salt Lake City, March p, 1880.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Third District Court.

Proceedings IN the Third District
Court, on Saturday, Chief Justice
Hunter presiding:
The drawing of the petit jury for
the april term was Get for Monday,
the 29.h. Thirty names will be
drawn.
NJ. Shaughnessy ct al. vs. K. c..
Chambers ct al f.; testimony slI 10;
arguments on Monday.
In cases number 1875, 1876,
1877. 4,378 and 1879 the time to
answer was extended until April 10th.
Court adjourned til 10 O'Clock on
Monday morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
GARDEN AND GRASS SEEDS
at G. f. BROOKS m25
An Estimable Lady Gone.

1! becomes our painful duty this
morning to announce the death yes
terdsy afternoon, at 2 20 O'Clock, OF
Mrs. Elizabeth Cain Richards. The
lady had been complaining for some
time, but was not taken seriously i'll
till within a week, when she was
taken down with hesrt disease which
terminated as stated above. Mrs.
Cain Richards vas an cid resident Of
this city, was highly respected for her
many excellent qualities by large
circle of friends who will mourn her
departure from their midst. TIE
funeral will take place from her late
residence in the Fourteenth Ward on
Monday al O'Clock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Dead.

Mr.. James Toma, on whom the
opera,ion was performed on Thurs
day by DR.. Benedict, died on satur-
day morning. It had not oeen e1
neItsd that be woult survive, though
there was s possibility; and as death
No. csr,sin if ne did not undergo the
onerstjon, he stood it. He was 81
vesrs If sge, and has lived here foI
1oanv yesrs; was widely known and
ss widely esteemed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
We Have lust Oneued

A large assortment of Boys Veloci-
Dedes and Bicycles, and a Novelty
Velocipede for Girls. 1t has eide
saddle and is propelled by the hands.
This week we will receive two car
loads of the latest styles and best
manufactured Bedroom and PsrloI
Sets.
Call and examine the new styles.
r,97 BARRATT BROs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

COIN Bros have Just received %
pieces of very choice Summer Silks,
embracing some of the latest novelties
to be 'ound in this line, and are offer
ing them at popular prices. Also q
large stock of the handsomess Dress
Goods ever offered here. nN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
A Bad Egg Brought Up.

Mention has been made in the
HERALD, on several occasions, of a
certain DR.. Gel, who bllked persons
here and kidnapped d boy named
Godfrey Scharer. The latest refer
ence was that contained in an item
clipped from the Butte Miner, stating
that he had skipped that town under
circumstances similar to those which
occasioned his departure from here,
and that the sheriff Was after him,
however, with little prospect Of his
capture. The following, from the
same paper, will snow that he is now
in his proper locus, while it appes rs
therefrom that he has maltreated the
boy that he kidnapped: ''Dr. r. Del
was arraigned, yesterday, before
Judge Blrret on a charge of grand
larceny. The accused waived exaIn!-
nation and was bound over in the
sum Of 81, 200 to appear at the next
session of the district court. He was
unable to procure hail, and t. day
will be sent to Deer Lodge to avail
trial. Little or no sympathy was ex-
pressed for him, his treatment OF the
little Toy being sufficient to prove hin
utterly unworthy of commiseration
He yesterday received a lettsr fIom
Louis Stsen, of Salt Lake, guardian
of the little fellow, threatening him
with prosecution for abduction, but
from present appearances Gel viii
get eli the prosecution he requires o.
another lay out"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
The Utah Lightning Rod Company

Ofsrs security and protection from
lightning. We are prepared to fur
nlsh the North American Lightning
Rod Company's best styles of Rods at
Eastern Prices. and erect the same in
the most improved manner. Office
and residence, Main street, between
TLird and Fourth South.
A. S. HILL, Manager,
me- Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Closing Out,

A large stock OF Chromos, Oil Paint
iugs, Parlor Brackets, Picture Frames
of all kinds and sizes. at lower
prices than ever before offered in Salt
Lake. Call and secure bargains.
Must be Closed Out at once.
Two doors west Of DinWocdey's. ms
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Stock Farm For Sale.

One Hundred and Sixty Acres fine
Land, within five miles from city,
title perfect, water light, house, barn,
cellar ard good well, Ready for i'm
mediate work. Can ell be seeded
down il luceEne. Address Box SOL ,
Salt Lake Postofite. ms
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Fer Sale.

A valuable piece of Property, stu
ate6 three-fourths of a block west Of
the Gilt House, and known as the
Peart Estate, will be cold cheap for
cash. For further information in
quire of FRED. ANDERSON,
rnn2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
PERSONAL.

We oace mole have the pleasure
of eongratulating cur whole-sonled
friend L. Ii. D., sec. Of the ". NJ. u
II. C. he says everything IS lovsly
and the goose hangs high" so mote
1t be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

IrsT ARRIVED, another lot Of Snow
yynita Dixie Cotton Batting; also,
IIt.h Canned Peaches, Plums, Toms
.oss and Honey - warranted FIRE!
class. For sale by John 9: Cutler
Agent of Provo WOODEN Mills Nos q
"a and Sc East Temple street. fl2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

WANTED TO RENT.-A fur or
FIVE roomed House, within an easy
distance Of Main Street. Address,
stating terms, "R," HERALD Office.
ms
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

SASH, DOORS AND Blinds,
HcULDIkCS, BRACKETS And
AL SIZES OF WINDOW GLASS
AT BOTTOM FIGURE9t LAT
TIfIEE. TAYLOR e. CO. sl8
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

CARPETS, WALL PAPER, Asce
Curtains, Window Shades, Cornices,
and full line Of Upholstery Trim
mjngs. Wire Cloihi at
Il. Dinwoodey's Furniture Store.
e1C
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
Wanted.

HOUSEHOLD AND STORE GOODS FOB
CASH.
Before you sell your outfit, consult
John Crane, west Of Theatre. He
pays tho highest price for everything.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
No Advance.

Three hundred cases of fine Calf,
Kip and Stoga Boots for sale to the
trade at cd prices.
mo L. GOLDBERG.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
For Sale.

A good VARIETY of SHADE
TREES. Apply to THOS. HEATH,
Fifteenth Ward. m26
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

MINING PATENTS.-Fuu sets o.
blanks for application for Mining
Patonts-approved forms-to be had
at the HERALD Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

WATER PIPES LAID to order
BIZ HEESCH & ELLERBEOK, Old
Constitution Building. 81
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
III d Do2EMUS,
Civil Engineers.

LUMBER, SHINGLEss LATH
FLOORING, RUSTIC. SiDiHGs
PiCkETS, ETC, CHEAP, AT
AATlMzR, TAYEO ? & cos 4
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
CONFERENCE.
The Year of JubiIee.

There will be two days meetings
held ct the Salt Lake Assembly Hall =,
in this city, commencing on Sunday,
April 4tb, 1880. at 10 O'Clock am.
The 9th day Of April, 1880, will be
the fitieth anniversary OF the orgsni-
cation of the Church Of Jesus Christ
of Latter day Sajnts-the year oil
jubilee.
The general annual conference will
convene, according to adjournment,
at the Tabernacle in this city, on
Tuesday, April 9Th. 1880, at 10
O'Clock an.
JOHN TAYLOR,
III behalf of the Twelve Apostles
Salt Lake City, March 26, 1880.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

WE SILL the celebrated CHARLES
SEAMLESS KID GLOVE, and warrant
every pair. II they rip or tear when
first worn we will give another FAR.
m27 COIN BgOs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28
What an EngIishman Thinks OF
tie American People.

de says they hurry, they eat
quick, they gulp, :hey belch, they
have stomach ache, headache, liver
troubles and bowel complaint; they
let and they sceld, they get cross at
notning and without cause; they look
allow and hollow-eyed; they look
hungry and can't eat; they spit az
food: they have Wskeul nights. They
die early because they disregard the
true principles to correct"
These troubles and many others al
grow out and from a torpid liver, and
called dyspepsia or indigestion. Ihey
aan be cured and have been cured
and in every case with 8 guaranty
Inst they Will be cared by the use o
Dr. Mintie's English Dande!ion Pills
Sold by all druggists. Price SOC. pei
bottle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

ORANGES, CAR LOAD, a
m2I CUTLER Bros
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

Health, strength and yigor OF the
Kidneys and Bladder always follow
the use of the great BGchu compound,
DR.. Minlie's Nephreticum. Brigbts
Disease, Diabetes. Inflammation,
Smarting or Private Diseases are
quickly cured by it. For LeucorThe
it has no equal. Don't be persuaded
to take any other preparation. Every
one who has tried it recommends IT.
For sale by ell druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

SlR ASHLEY CooPER's VITAL REsTo.
RATivE.-The great English remedy
has made more cures OF Nervous De-
pility, Seminal Weakness, Lost Man
hood. nocturnal emissions, lassitude,
dependency ard inability for mental
labor, dependency and euch di cases
IS ere induced By youthful follles and
exsesses, than all other medicine;
combined. Il Is not stimulant nol
excitaat, is perfectly safe TO take, !:
not cuack no:trum, and produces
results that are .. 9nderfuL Price s.
Ger bottle. Four ZINES the quantity
$40. # viii 20: di2appoint you. Try
z 1ottls.
10 be had at the z. G. II. l. drug
department, Messrs. Moore, Allen s
Co. and DR.. Mintie & Co., IL Kear
neg street. San Franeiso': dds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

OUUIuILLEt.
Salt Lake City, March q, 1880.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-28

SALT LAKE CITY, March q, 80.
Editors Herald:
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

quite t$ctW Engine.-A young grad
nate In mechanical engineering Of tho
Polytechnic College, in Philapclnhio
has recently designed a steam fire. an,
CINE, especially adapted to small towns.
where power can be profltably used for
driving a grisI mill, or saw and sash
mill. The machine Is without orna-
ments; 1t has all tho essentials of, tho
best steam fire engines, and it is so ar
ranged that when run into the enyino
house 1t can be blocked up, tile weight
taken Off the springs, the pump discon.
nected, and by band on the f,ow-heel
IL can be made to run a set of stone. q
planer, or o.hor mills, according to the
size of the engine. If al alarm of fire
is sounded In the daytime, the bolt can
be thrown off, the blocks knocked out
and pump connected in less time than
1t takes to tell 1t, and the engine, with
1iro burning and stesm up, Is GA IL
upon arriving at tho scene Of conflapra
ton to 60 at once into service. If tho
alarm be at night, the engine is ready to
run out, for the fires were "banked,'
when the miller quit work, the belt
thrown off, the boiler filled, and every
cause of delay removed. The engine
being In daily use is always kent in
order and ready for service. The stor :
page Of the mill while the engine ia at
the fire can occasion but little unusual
inconvenience, for in such towns. in
case OF fire. everybody, even the miller,
leaves his work and turns out to assist
MS unfortunate neighbors. &
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16
Farming for Profit.

A new aud comprehensive agricultural book
with tho above title has just boon published
Written i'll n clear and vigorous STYLE by John
e. Read. apractical farmer. who has also beon
editorially connected with tho agricultural
pross for many years. this book will exert a
how to make moro money and T lead % happiar @
lives. Farm life is touched at all points {; gen-
eral agriculture, live stock. fruit growing,
business principles and homo lifo are all care
fully ana ,,aborately treated, and tho work ia
adapted s. meet the wants Of farmers in all
sections Of the country. 1t contains $50 pages
with lao i'll, ,'lations many of them very fine),
a full index, is nicely printed and Handsomely
bound. full description Of this splendid
volume may be had by addressing the pub
lshers
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16
HUMOROUS.

-, WHAT MAKES THE Tower LEAN p
Ihey were deeply Interested In ancient
history and We're discussing tho peculi.
arltles or the picture Of prominent
places, when he suddenly exclaimed.
as he pointed to u building which ap.
peared rather weak in the knees:
What funny-looking house! What
Is 1t calledl"
Sho looked at him as If plying his
ignorance, and said:
Why, that's the celebrated leaning
tower of Pisa.r
lie studied the picture intently for
saveral moments, and then asked.
., W nat 40 you suppose made it lean p''
"Well,' - said she, "I suppose the lack
OF pie, sir, caused II great famine in the
iand. ana must necessarily have made
1t lean"
And now, whenever he Is called upon
10 address Sunday school, he always
works this pungent point for the benc-
lit of the children.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

"A MARYLAND farmer, the other day
went to Baltimore and permitted him.
self TO indulge overmuch In tho flow
ing. AS propitlatory Offering to his
vile he bought four pounds OF sausage
meat, and, as a handy place to carry It,
ne placed 1t in the crown of his hat.
On reaching his station and attempting
to alight from the carr, the overloaded
granger stumbled and went headfirst
TO the ground, bursting the high hat
ana scattering the sausage meat. The
conductor Mortified the passengers by
singing out for "Help in Heavens
namc--the man has dashed out mis-
brains !" And 50 it seemed in the dark.
until light was brought and an INQUEST
held--the jury rendering verdict of
"whiskey and SAUSAGE"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16
VEGETINE.
For Rll Ladies'
WHO ARE SUFFERERS

MIR. II. r. STEVENS: - ~ Ao'''
" DE n Sir:-I have taken several DO ties OF your
vegetine for Female Weakness, and in fustice
70 Inc medicine. and to all ladies' who are SUIT
tGr1ts tHnt from such complaints, Will recommend
much; indeed; 1t is invaluable for such CON-
piaintS. MARY K. MEREDITH
160 Eastern Avenue.
FEMALE WEAKNESs.-Yegotine acts dIractlv
upon the causes OF these Complaints. It inVir
@ 0rates ana strengthens the whole system, acts
upon Inc secrettye organs, allays Inflammation,
Non regulates the bowels headache and pains
IN the pack cease; In fact there is no disease or
Tcnel. and is so effective in iti cure as in what
Is Sermed Female Weakness. 1t has never
failed In one instance '
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

Photography Under Water.-Mr. Will
liam Morris, Of Greenock, has made a
discovery by which he can photograph
underneath the water at depth of ten
fathoms. Two of the negatives he has
secured are remarkable distinct, but
the others are rather dim owing to de-
fects In the apparatus>which he hopes
to remedy. The camera is enclosed in
water-tight glass case, suspended by
the centre and enclosed in cover,
that Is drawn off after the camera
which Is fixed on a tripod-has reached
Its position. One Of tho views, taken
IN the bay, shows sandy bottom, with
a number Of large boulders covered
with sea-weed, and an old anchor and, i,
In the shade, three mooring cables be-
longing to small yachts close at hand.
When the weather calms down and the
light becomes stronger Mr.. Morris in
tends to carry out his investigations
With improved apparatus, when he eX-
poets to achieve still greater results.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16
Relp In Time,

Aelp, 70 be effective, should be timely. When
me !kldneys grow inactive, as they arc aps 10
as.,y ao y .rs wiss 70 lend them and tho bad ler
' shefr very important functions. TAG reouis
stG energy is infused into their, operations,
wtnopt danger OF exciting them. and with
Ere!as benefit 70 the general health by using
po,sg1s.9 f,UssSsS?r stameah Bltters as diuretc.
foWeflal sumulants are rather Calculated to
in1ure than benefit the kldnoys and bladder ~
put hls reliable promoter Of energy inpsrts
70 thefa she regulate Amount OF inst5etus ana
ao moro II should be remembered that kid
nsy ,S 4na ~ Disaasf oppplaintss In an advanced
nsdiosl skin and prove fa,ai. To euarS
sSsnst dissstrouS consequences repei Their
advance by the means suggested
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

ONE DOLLAR EXPENDED Now IN purchasing
Dotue or Jayne'a Expectorant by those tronbied
MWIa Watn silgnt Cough and Hoarsoness, or sofo
neglected Cough often ends in consTnnption.
sl.gnt nhammation OF the lining OF the Wild.
miIo mnMioos, me usual symptoms OF VIII Oh are sore
leads to Bronchitis. A days deisy may entail
hnonths OF SUFFERING. Better try at once Jayne's
ny thousands, '''''>-E >- epRASsoN
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

4 Ne,o Use for the Electric Lan,p.-A
correspondent Of the London Nature
suggests novel way of getting at the
nature of an ailing PERSONS complaint.
Bringing the electric lamp to his aid.
he would so construct an instrument as
TO have series of persons arranged in
the form of a scmi-clrcle. These would
each be so refractive as to secure achro-
mattsm, while the rays Of light being
oent, would enable the observer to peer
into almost any part of the human
frame he might please. Always sup
posing the savant's idea to be practical
bic, wide field Of thought opens up on
such a subject.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

WE CAN insure any person having
bald head or troubled with daldrHff,
that Carboline, a deodorized extract of
petroleum, will do all that is claimed
for 1t. 1t will not stain the most deli
cate fabric and is delightfully."- pertumed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

TIE following story illustrates the
disadvantage of having al article in
coulmon use called after ones name.
The chief of the clean Mcintosh once
had dispute with cabman about tho
fare. "Do you know who amp" in
dignantly exclaimed the Highlander.
81 am the Mcintosh" "I don't care
If you are All umbrella" replied the
cabby; 81 will have my rights.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

THE use OF dyna,nate for slaughtering
purposes is meeting with much opposi-
ton IN Europe, since such method
damages the heads Of animals valuable
Tor sale as food, besides the time occu-
plca IN arranging its application and
Chc rlsk or injury to persons and prop
crCy rehocr inc system less expeditions
than that Of killing by the old method :.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

WHEN you see four or five children
who need combing, washing and patch
ing, holding a convention on front
doorstep, you haYe come to a house
where the mother paints pottery
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

"DoN'T I make pretty picture2 ?"
exclaimed Jones, rather ruefully, as he
stepped upon the river bank after his
baptism through the ice. "a picture ?"
replied his friend Snodgrass. "I should
call 1t n silly wet.''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

BenSot and benZine have been gener-
ally regarded as Synonymous, but GER
tain pharmaceutical works now apply
the term benzinc to light petroleum
product. True benzole Is soluble In
half to three quarters of It's weight of
alcohol, while the petroleum spirit re-
| duires six times its weight.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

FATHER IS GETTING WELL.-NIy
daughters say, "How much better
father Is since he used Hop Bitters."
He Is getting we'll after his long suffer-
Ing from disease declared incurable,
and we are so glad that he used your
Bitters.-A lady Of Rochester, N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

THOSE COMPLAINING of Sore Throat,
hoarseness or "taking cold" should use
"Bro,on's bronchial 1roches.'' The
effect Is GextraordinaryF, particularly
when used by singers and speakers for
clearing the voice
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

PUDD1Na.-A bread pudding should
be tied loose, If batter, 1t must be tied
tight over, and a batter pudding should
be strained through coarse sieve when
all is mixed in others, the eggs only.
If you boil the pudding in. a basin, or
pan take care it's always we'll buttered.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16
A Miracle.

During village school inspection the OK.
aminer Is trying to explain to the fat
headed listeners the character of miracle,
He asks scholar:
''What Is a miraclc2"
81 don't know, sir.''
If-all at oncc-the sun appeared in
me heavens at night, what would you say
1t vast"
"The MOON"
"but If you were told 1t was the sun,
what would you say7"
''Id say 1t was lic."
Nov, ! never lie. Suppose I told you
, 1t was the sum-" @2 ,~
2 The scholar, after a moments deep re-.
Election, bobbed his head.
Please, sir, I'd say you were drunk"
iSi60I Jy-AL--S-4- = = ..-'fs w
CREAM SAucE.-Half pound sugar,
one tablespoon butter, and flavor to
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-16

ARTEMAs WARD once said gravely,
almost sadly,"I have done too much
fooling; too much tritling; am going
to write something that will live."
"Well, what, for instance?" In the
same grave way he said. "A lie."