Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1880-04-29
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and to chide himself for the evil.
To remove grease from wall paper, lay
several folds of blotting paper on the spot
and hold hot iron near 1t until the grease
is absorbed.
"Now." said the school trustee to an
applicant for situation, I'VE know that
b and d i3gOwels, but what we want
to know is, why is they vowels. "
After Texas jury had stood out for
ninety.f five hours the judge got a verdict
out of hem IN two minutes by sending
them word that circus had come in town.
When hen has retired from business,
after long and uneventful life as an egg
manufacturer, the unfeeling huckster
throws her upon the market as a spring
chicken.
Elderly gentleman to freshman on the
train: "You don't have any ticketP"
mo, travel on my good looks. Then,
after looking him over, probably you
amt going very far p
A Connecticut young lady who works in
d pin factory, where she sticks 100000
pins in papers every day, can dress for a
party in two minutes by the watch.
Nothing like experience.
"My club" said Mr., Sleek when he
was invited to join one, my club is at
home eyes. responded one Of the boys,
"and the old lady generally has it ready
for you when you get there"
1t may be possible that man aroused
frlm sleep Mt night by FIRE alarm bells,
can II oburt, run down stairs and put on
his trowsers ot the same time, hut wears
of disastrops experiments have failed TO
produce the Individual.
- -, II, ,,,ora cinnamon do
rot becon,n oOn %oo motrrai;1ed in this country:
The Chinese nenaltv for renouncing coun-
try or allegienCe is death to the guilty
marty confscation of all property, and
punishment Of all the relatives.
M;.,T;II,.. r,.,,a,,tor tbo 5orol ta, of
A.. ME Li,i'an 80 90 to hono C1ar,,,;rn
ny sehnSv,' 9ai" w '..s.,.I u" ~ 1ob
voice 9ue nus 'p'nu.ns ~ ~
oeon9eu ~ he IT, IT, sbo bo' mes U,e for Im ner
sne sl'S SIo,uo Wortd's ., T,'H sn;rr;nS.song nv in
s.ronst ~ ''' W.
"u''' 49,, IL, d, 1.,, IL
IL is state1 tu9v p1p lneeIsVIi naI
hard luck IN Cana9a, InaI tne Monerta' MONTHS
paLers wou'In print MS Tu'Frritsenlen's, yUt
and he conldn hlre a DalI' "hertupon
the New Haven Reg'Ster, suggests tnat
the kanucks of nat coIa cI'male !ake
SOLID comfort IN the eeIlel that there Is
hell.
A Vermonter travelling out West asked
an Arkansas man why he didn't put
green blinds on his windows, and the
Arkansan replied that he knew "a green
blind was going it without having four
of kind in your sleeve, but he'd be
| hinged if he saw how to put one on a
window. And then each man kind Of
drew away from "that CIR zy f low
Several vounp men were sitting togeth-
er and n yonnr lady happrued to ap-
rro"cb " tbc vicinity One 'rpal sweet"
formg r,iiov seeirG rs he supposed, the
ronno laAv lookino AT him, remarked
| ,Ja,,,,lI,, and WITH Incoming sinner,
"WoI N;ss Won needn't look at me
.s ibouob Won wanted 10 eat ME" "Qh,
M " rnnl,ed tbe vounr ladv. II never eat
greops "
D. cuo, rrhoso cortrovorov with
ri 1"T1'ut, pntto,, "T o,,or uorbort Snercer's
,esiHeh' o;toj "I'ui y. NH attert;an was
pGoE Lii. nis 'NE,Vu' ~ U,rtF,rl Twentv Eve
orlglnaIy iloin ii"'',U, La ,ras =, c,o,L ~ drv
years OF l,o'' H. it H tastes nrovad
goo"s oroff hn ,s ted ond bs vent tobe
GUo E;oS sob6Sol 10 Vale and then we believe.
nlgn scuoI, 10 az, S" '" Uo hos boen
C.Lpor1uSe aLop au oi;tor III % anS row ia nrofessor
prraIne' Ios AMI anu eT,,o hr;iIort nr man in ali
@ 1nu n"' P,oWWu NJ WI bn wa. Row nr
W RracGsl IN Sem ton1 UH a. Calnorr p cbnrch
wa maS,,TIa oi;iod H. T.;y;nn Sburcb professor
Suer mu uor'iu !. ,nv ogrsaoble tolker and ner.
Su'n niI,, :" sn;d %" ~ 10 be a ySry charming
run"'J 10 '"'o "
man, .hort d;storoo from, Ruaro Vista savs
,ba a fnadv;iIo o"oiv % tCoI ! Cbron,cIa is n cave
,b nb oh;tod haI'Iw by 'CUd .n;d,r. which differ from
o.h"r sn;dorS in tbs;r erormnus size. and
arn', ,ra aui,o uGo nsof,t 70 tbe needy neople Of
the, he qu,eG qraa;on u' The cave was discovered
IoJ Iast Dece,Wher bv n marty Of sioht.seers.
,mS "oi H. on;dors and }beir work were wit.
aoa anu ei' ~ ontSr;no tbe. cave one Is FIRST
nt,ol, n.sseui h., % iho E,rnu iooIina nebs They
oY,uUa oro orIod All Iil,s wcbs Of other sniders but
,. aro mg;Nuo en- IL tou t;oe0 as Large as the
eueiy ] uU,u %r ord;rarv sr;Jers On mass.
ones tk mGSen ~ pS oty tba cayo tbe sniSers are
ng luItne, nd 'n'T Thav @ c" ore about tbe size of
muJI" "iI n;rSS ord 1oke n stranoe sound
S.iIal nLna Uuto voay;nm " tha;r web Their webs
wniie tN"h m,Sn and tho Sbro a. large that Il
a'e So .oIs'; osS;tlo "mo S 10 broat down a
m0h a'nioS' ii"p''''O'' " 'A
"eo. uoh 50. .,;d oho,t tho naner nnln
| which is so extensively used IN the manu-