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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
PARTIsANsHIP IN THE ARMY.
Ho,c the Soldiers are Obliged to Play
Second Fiddle to the Politicians.

Ho,c the Soldiers are Obliged to Play
Second Fiddle to the Politicians.
["Gath'' in Cincinnati Enquirer
The removal of Schofield from West
Point is one of the proofs that the mill
tary element in the Republican party
now, as in the height of war, has to play
second fiddle to the political and civilian
element. 1t is noticeable that at the
moment FitZ John Porter, the exposed
victim of the military conservatism of
1862, is making his last Intellectual appli-
cations for army reinstatement, the Re-
publican executive sacrifices Schoficld
without regret, because he takes the back
track on the negro. In the same way the
advanced Democrats Of the March assem-
bly, disciplined and shot their generals at
the post. The action toward Schoficld
is stern reminder that the doctrine
Of equality as laid down by Ste
vens and Sumner assimilates even the
breasts of Hayes and Ramsey. John
Brown-his soul is marching yet Old
Thad Stevens, buried among the negroes
at Lancaster, the only white man in their
burying ground, chuckles in his coffin to
be thus vindicated by his neighbor Ram
sey. In spite of military disaster and civil
persecution, Oliver o. Howard has ALWAYS
kept further to the front of the Republi-
can party's social policy than any gener-
al Of the war, and he is sent to the Milf
tary academy to remind the cadets that a
certain amount of ''nigger'' is part of
their diet Nobody need doubt that he
will inculcate it. We'll, if it was other
wise, the government would be admitting
that at its own Dotheboys Hall it did not
take its own birthstone.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
ALEXANDRIA, Dec. IA,
Mount Zion Far.

An increased attendance was notice.
able at the Mount Zion fair, in progress
at Sherman hall last night, and lively
interest was manifested in the voting.
The friends of the several contestants
seem to realize that the fair is drawing to
close, and in this respect the voting has
undergone marked increase.
Last evening the attractions were en-
HANGED by the presence of the Arion
Singing society, the members of which
sang number of choice selections. The
fair will be open until 5 o'clock this af-
ternoon, when it will close for twenty
four hours, reopening at O'Clock to-
morrow evening. This is owing to the
observance of the Jewish Sabbath.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

THERE is now but one English Demo-
cratic daily newspaper in Wisconsin-thc
Madison Democrat The metropolis of
the State, that used TO be Democratic by
three thousand majority when there was
a party paper of influence in existence,
is now Republican city. There has
either been great lack of ability on the
part of the managers of that paper, or a
singular lack of appreciation on the part
Of the Democratic citizens.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
THE LIND LEAGUE.
A Large and Enthusiastic Meeting Held
Last Evening.

Last Evening.
A large and enthusiastic meeting of
the Irish land league was held last even
ing, in the hall, corner of Seventh and
jackson streets.
Mr.. M. c. Mccarthy presided, and Mr.
j. G. Donnelly performed the duties Of
scribe.
A letter was read from the land league
IL Dublin showing the workings of the
organization, number of destitute tenants,
and giving the names of a
large number of Boycotting landlords
The letter also alluded to the condition OF
tenants under a resident landlord, show
ing the evils of the system under the most
favorable circumstances. According to
the letter the utmost tyranny is practiced
by the landlords, and in each case alluded
to the rents were shown to be double the
amount of the government valuation.
Extracts were also read from the report
of Michael Davitt concerning his recent
tour in America
The treasurer of the club, Mr.. Bell, re-
ported that $50 had been RENTED to the
land league at Dublin leaving balance
in the treasury of 5000 The chair
stated that the meeting was open to re-
ceive new members, in response to which
nearly fifty persons signed their names to
the roll.
The receipts last night from dues and
membership fees were S25. Is.
In response to invitations addresses
were then made by Messrs. VIM Louis
Kelly, r. ]. Markoe and Capt. NJ J. o.
Conner, who pictured, in stirring re-
marks, the evils of the land tenant bond
age and predicted that the spirit of agita-
ton and reform would result in abolish
ing the evils with which Ireland has
| been so long inflicted.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

THE Dominion lacks the enterprise to
build a railroad TO the Pacific Ocean, but
no sooner is an enterprising company of
St. Paul, Montreal and London capitalists
formed TO do the work than the drones
begin to howl. So far as the Dominion
obstructiOnists arc concerned, they de-
serve to live and die without the road but
as they arc in hopeless minority it seems
probable that they will have this impor-
tant enterprise completed, in spite of the
dog in the manager policy.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
NORTHEIELD.

There is a great deal of sickness in
Mortified this winter
A. M. Hicks was expelled from college
the other day because he is an intidel.
Mr. J. S. Allen has sold his entire stock
Of hardware and storehousc to Messrs
A. F. kingman and w. G. Bakon, of this
city.
Mr. J. r. Jones, while riding from his
home to his store, was furiously thrown
from the cutter, landing him on his head
and shoulders, ini1icting several bruises,
together with a black eye, which attracts
the attention of his fellow tradesmcn.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

MosBY's recall from China will be q
warning to other consuls who go abroad
with the intention of reforming mat
tiers in general that such service is Meth
CT required nor desired by the admins
tration. There will be no objection Of
fered to honesty on the part of the consul
himself, but there will be a decided
"kick" if he points out dishonesty in
others 1t is the privilege of every gov
eminent cmploye to be honest if he is
foolish enough to be so, but he has no
right to point out the dishonesty OF
others.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

MIR. HAYES, in his message, directs the
attention of Congress to the fact that the
laws against polygamy are not enforced
What concern of Congress is it, however!
Congress has passed adequate laws for
the Suppression of the evil 1t is the
Presidents business to see that they are
enforced. Mr.. Hayes has had control of
the executive chair for four years, but has
not even made an effort to suppress the
vice he so loudly decries. There is a
slight inconsistency between Mr.. Hayes:
professions and his practice, for every
body knows that he alone is responsible
for the non enforcement of the laws.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
The.Abbott Season.

The sale of season seats for the Abbott
opera season yesterday was the largest
ever known in st. Paul From morning
till night there was constant call fol
them, and when the boXoffice closed the
hrst-choice seats were nearly exhausted
me season sale will continue to-day, and
Tomorrow those desiring seats for single
performance will have an opportunity to
apply at the captains office. The engage
ment promises to be the most successful
one ever played in st. Paul by Miss
Abbott, despite the absence of the favorite,
Mrs. Seguin.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
THE Attorney General kindly comes

THE Attorney General kindly comes to
Gov. Pillsbury's assistance, and says it
would be extra judicial for the executive
to investigate the burning of the asylum
at st. Peter Mr.. Start thinks it should
he investigated by a legislative commit
tee. OF course. And the programme is
to elect Fletcher, Speaker so that he can
appoint the investigating committee
Fletcher is an asylum trustee and one of
the ring His investigation of his ring
will be lovely to behold.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
The Library Entertainment.

When the Misses Banning first produced the
play of Dorothy" the GLOBE pronounced it
crude and imperfect in many of its parts
though capable of improvement. Since then
the author has endeavored to improve it, and
the revised edition was presented by the ladies
last evening before large and sympathetic
audience, patrons of the st. Paul Library
course. The young ladies certainly acquitted
themselves with great ability, displaying ex-
cellent dramatic PERCEPTION and careful study.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
4 Suppressed Accident.

ST.. Louis, Dec. 15.-It has just trans
piredthat at 1920 last night two rear coach
es of the Kansas City express train, which
left here at $50, were ditchcd two miles
this side of Eureka, 20 miles out, and
several persons injured. The railroad
people kept the matter still and no par
ticulars of the accident can be obtained.
They admit, however, three persons,
names not known, were injured, and
taken to the companiee hospital at
Washington, sixty miles from here
Kumor says twelve persons
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

THE canvass for the State offices in
Wisconsin has already begun in earnest.
All the present officials, from governor
down, are anxious for reelection, while
the rest of the Republicans Of the State are
aspiring to this, that or the other office.
There is an excellent prospect for Kill
kenny cat fight in the Badger State next
Npar
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

MATT CARPENTER was too i'll to take
a part in the Presidential campaign, but
since the opening of the session of Con-
gress he has been the most conspicuous
of all the Senators in debate. Matt and
Garfield were never very good friends,
which may account for the speedy re-
covery of the Wisconsin Senator from
what was reported to be his fatal illness.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
An Only Daughter Cured of Con-
sumption.

When death was hourly expected, all RENE
dies having failed, and Dr. H. James was ex.
permenting with the many herbs of Calcutta
he accidentally made preparation which cured
his only daughter of Consumption His child
is now in this country and enjoying the best of
health. He has proved to the world that con-
sumption can be positively and permanently
cured. The doctor now gives this recipe free
only asking two Scent stamps to pay cxpen-
SEES This Herb also cures Night Sweats,
Nausea at the Stomach, and viii break up Il
fresh Cold in twenty-four hours. Address
Craddock & Co., 1882 Race street, Philadelphia,
naming this paper.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Terrible Tragedy.

ALBANY,N Y. Dec. 16.- Early this morn
ing Chas. A. Burt, grandson of Uri Burt,
killed Sarah Traver and himself in the
presence of his wife. Burt and the wom-
all went to his residence in North Albany
His wife refused admittance to him Burt
then burst open the door; the two went
to the kitchen and there he made the
woman knecl and shot her dead He
then Killed himself. The woman begged
him to spare her.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

GEN. HAzEN has been confirmed as
chief signal officer and Gen. Nelson A.
Miles as brigadier general. The latter is
a very proper appointment and confrma-
ton. 1t is probable, however, that the
confirmation of Hazen was due more to a
desire on the part of a Democratic Senate
10 make Hayes contemplate in the eyes
of the public than to any other cause.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Il MODEL REPOSITORY.
For the Good Things Which the Holidays
Bring.

Bring.
If the public follow the example of a GLOBE
reporter and drop in at Mccarthy & Donnelly's
holiday repository on Wabashaw street oppo-
site the custom house, they will see sight
which will gladden. their eyes. There is liter
ally feast of good things for
both old and young, displayed
i'll profusion. There is beautiful statuary,
elegant books, choice writing desks, complete
stationery outfits, beautiful vases, choice al
buns, and juvenile treasures without number.
Everything is so tastefully displayed that the
visitor can contemplate the stock readily and
cannot fail to find something to suit. Search
ers for Christmas treasures should not think
of making their selections until they have call
ed at Mccarthy q DOnnellY's
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
THE COURTS.
T.. $. Circuit Court.
BEFORE .Tudrn NoIson1


The Phoenix Mutual Life Insurance compa-
ny VS.. Josiah Thompson ct al; foreclosure. On
trial.
r. Wilton VS.. the ST. Paul & Manitoba Rail.
road company ct al; demurrer. Argued and
submitted
Jonathan Edwards vs. Ralza s. Lee ct al.
Decree ordered.
Same vs.. 0. J. Evans ct AL Same.
before Judge McCrary.]
James Nugent VS.. John Wann; action for
$500 damages. On trial.
DECISIONS.
Yesterday the following decisions were rem
dcrcd by Judge Brill:
Herman Greve VS.. Chas Leybcrg. Motion
to remand to municipal court denied. ''l9
Farnham IL Lovcjoy VS.. James A. Kennedy.
Defendant entitled to Judgment of dismissal
and costs and disbursements.
Irmina Giles vs.. VIM. Giles. If defendant
does not yield possession of property at the
end of ten days an order for commitment will
be made.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Municipal Court.
before Judge O'Bricn.]
rpIN;IN

The City VS.. 'Chas. Engle and Z. Funk; as
sault and battery. Continued to Dec 20.
The City VS.. VIM. Greenwich; same Dis
charged on giving 800 bonds to keep the
peace.
The City VS.. Joseph and Patrick Greenwich:
same. Discharged.
The City VS.. James Sullivan; drunk and dis
orderly. Fine of IS; paid and discharged
The City VS.. NJ. Flaherty; same. Fine of
81; paid and discharged.
The City VS.. Robert Crrikshank; disordcrly
conduct. Fine of s. paid and discharged
The City vs. Chas. O'Mally; same Fine of
50 paid and discharged.
The City VS.. Paul Schlife; same. Continued
until Saturday. .
CIVIL.
w. N. Allen vs.. j. Coates; action for dam
ages Tried and submitted
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Strange if True,

That pain and suffering will be tolerat-
ed for years, in some cases, when a simple
means would eradicate all discomfort.
Mr. John L. Barry, Foreman Bowker,
Torrey & Co., Bowker street Steam
Marble works. Boston, Mass, thus writes:
| have suffered with rheumatism for
years, and found no cure until tried the
Great German Remedy, st. Jacobs Oil |
used it and am now entirely we'll
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

Children's Sets and Napkin Rings, Neck
laces and Loekets, Cups, Knives and Forks,
Spoons, Bowls and Plates, Whistles and Rat
ties, in Sterling Silver and Plated at p F.
Egan q Co.'S, (GreenIeaf's,) ~ East Third
street
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
THU FIRST NUMBER
1.-THE Home

VIII be issued on Saturday of the current
week 1t will be splendid Christmas Number,
replete with Illustrations and entertaining read
ing No better Christmas present can be given
your wife or children, or both, than subscrip-
ton to this publication. 1t will contain six
teen pages, trimmed and bound, and is, as its
name indicates, especially adapted to THE
Home"
Advertisements arc allowed upon the cover
only, and but a small portion of that space
Iemains Parties desiring TO obtain the advan-
tage of the large sample issue should send in
their favors 10y Friday noon.
Published weekly at one dollar per year.
II. p HALL, Publisher, No. II Wabashaw st.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

David's Harp, a splendid musical instrument
for only 9S cents at the New IS Cent Store
corner Seventh and Jackson streets
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

Judge Key, late postmaster general OF the
United States, arrived at Havana yesterday,
from Cedar Keys, accompanied by several
gentlemen representing the Louisville u Nash
vile railroad.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
THEY'RE Going East.

Those Overcoats and Ulsterettesat the Seven
Corners Clothing House. Remember this is
only one chance in q life time to buy,a good
Oyercoat at your own price.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Bargains. bargains.

They still pour into the st Paul B. & s. Co. ;:
store, after those beautiful Holiday Goods.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Holiday Goods in Great variety.

Dishes, Casters, Pickel Dishes, and great va
riety of Fancy Goods, at Myers & Finch's.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
That Partisan Doll,

Mr.. Z. Lytle, fl jackson street, is receiving
large additions to his daily applications for
tickets for the Beautiful Paris Doll with Dia-
mond Ear Drops" to be given away on Christ
mas day to the Miss holding the lucky num-
Der. She is a little beauty, and any young
lady not over 9 years of age, can get ticket
free by writing to Mr.. Lyle. The following
letters show the interest which this voluntary
kindness of Mr.. Lyle is creating:
ALEXANDRIA, Dec. IA, 1880.
Mr.. LYTLE-Dear Sir: / am little girl
not quite years old. My pa says if I send
this notice to you could get ticket, and
might get this pretty doll. Please send me
one and will be so much obliged, and forever
remember you. EDITH MoLEs.
Miss Nellie Reed, iof Saltwater, writes:
Mr.. Lytle-Plcase ssend me a ticket for that
beautiful doll. am years old, and want it
awful bad NELLIE REED.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

A confidence man, while running from St.
Louis policeman Tuesday night, fell through
the big bridge and was drowned.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17
Childrcn,s Holiday Goods.

Never such bargains were offered as are now
to be had at the 80 Cent Store.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-12-17

Toy Pianos and Stools at Dyer & Howard's.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23
And again he says:

THE prosecuting witness in one of
the cases before the Galveston record
er recently had a lump over his eye as
big as an eggplant, which was caused
by Jim Webster throwing a lump of
coal at him, without the slightest
provocation. II don't see as there is
single mitigating circumstance" " said
the recorder. why. jedge, you has
overlooked one OBJ de mitigatenist sar-
cumstances in de world | only hit
him wild lump Of soft coal. Don't
yer call dat m;tigatin' when [ could
hab fotched him jest as easy wid a
lump of hard coal?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23
PORTSMOUTH BRANCH.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.

IhAlNS SOINU NOhl
-MaiL-Leaves Portsmouth So am, arrives Scloto-
VILE Siocum's o., Gepharts l6. Scioto Furnace
%, Webster 80, Bloom s ss, Pioneer A, Monroe
Vaughn 80 Irwin'ss 3s, Keystone Il, Jackson So,
Petrea 10 Berlin 10 13 Milton 10 % Hamden 10 a
Observation-Disclosures Portsmouth 5 90 PM, ar
rives Sciotovie 3 25. Slocum's 35. Gepharts so,
Scioto Furnace co. Webster 10, Bloom 20, Pioneer
81 Monroe 81, Washington 05, Oak Hill IL, Cross
Roads So, Vaughn's 43, lrwins So Keystone 50,
Jackson 06, Petree 3S Berlin SO, Milton l3, Ham,
den 80.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Hamden 16 a.m.. arrives
Milton 6 %, Berlin 49, Petrea Sc, Jackson Is Key
o. Oak Hill Is Washington IS, Monroe 45, Pio-
neer 25, Bloom 50, Webster 40, Scioto Furnace
So Gspharts 10 90, Socums 10 10, SciotoVie 10 20,
Portsmouth 10 45.
MaiI-Leayes Hamdan IS PM, arrives Milton 2 4s,
Berlin ST. Petrea OF, Jack Is, Keystone 49, IT.
wins 80, vaughn'ss ss, Cross Roads A. Oak kill Hin
50, Washington U2, Monroe o. Pioneer 2l, Bloom
81, Webster 49, Scioto Furnace 43, GephaPts al
Slocum's S OIL, Sciotoville 5 10, Portsmouth 80
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

A GALVESTON darkey has returned
from business trip to the interior of
the state, very much disgusted.
didn't you receive any offers to pick
cotton?" asked friend. ''Yes, sich
as dey was. A man offered me one
third oh de amount l picked. and when
/ looked at de field | saw for myself
dat when it was all picked it wouldn't t
amount to one-third. So [ left for
home" "You was in luck dat he
didn fool yer" ''You bet [ was, San
dy. My refmetic was all what sabed
me. / tell yer all: Send yer chill
drens to school"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

The Locomotive publishes engrav-
ings in each issue showing how boil
ers look just after they have exploded.
This doesn't hit the case at ALL What
is needed is a picture showing how Il
boiler looks just before it is going to
explode. We could then learn when
to get out Of the way.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23
Could Not Get uD Stairs.

Mrs. r. C.. Robins makes statement
that for years she has been great
sufferer from Kidney affection and
that for several months the pains in
her back were so severe she could not
get up stairs. She has now worn a
DAYS KIDNEY PAD for four weeks, is
free from pain, and believes herself en-
tirely cured.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23
SPRINGFIELD SOUTHERN r. r.
TIME TABLE.
TOOK EFFECT SUNDAY, May ?, 1880.

TRAINS RUNNING NORTH.
Mail and EIpress--Ieave JACKSON 90 p. H., arrive
Simpsons 21s Cove 2 q, Whitman's 80,
Crossing Is, Waverly 90, Bainbridga So, Green
field 35, Washington 30, Jefersonville TO- s. Solon
30, s. Charleston so, Springfield 80.
Light Freight e. Hccommodation-Leave Jackson Is
a. m, arrive Simpsons 40 Cove O5, Whitmans 90,
Beavertown4 35 Robbins So, Giyens 10, S. ". Ry.
Cross. as Wavery Is. BainhFidge 10 o. Greenfield
II 80, Washington 90 p Jedersonyie 70, S. So
Ion 90, S. Charleston Is, Springfield 90.
TRAINS RUNNING SOUTH.
Mail and EIpress-Leave Springfield 25 a.
rive s. Charleston 90, s. Soon 30, Jeffersonville
] so, Washington S 80, Greenfield 25, Bainbridge
10 oS, Waverly Il a. g. V.Ry. Cross. II q, Giyens
mans u s7 Cove L IS, Simpsons II IS, Jackson 90.
Light EreigAt & geeomm0dattOn;.,Leaye Springfield
10 90 riye e. Charleston IL 05, s. Solon II IS,
field 90 Bainbridge al els %, syaEerly Z so,
s. V. Ry Cross. s TO- Givens AZ, Robbins CO. Eea-
vertown 9 l5 Whitmans 30, Cove 8 Is, simpsons
10 o. Jackson 10 30.
WIN, THUREBURGH, GENT Sup't
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

LADIES, more than any other class
in the community require a gentle ton
ic; their usual sedentary lives and the
constant work of the brain, to the ex-
clusion Of the muscles, exposes them
to relaxation of the vital forces. No
tonic is so certain in its effects as
JOHNSTON'S COMPOUND EX-
TRACT OF SARSAPARILLA, which
moreover, unlike ''bitters," involves no
subsequent unfavorable reaction.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

THE church was warm, the minister
was dull, and everybody fell asleep ex-
cept the half-witted man, Jamie Flem-
ing. MY brethren" shouted the in
dignant pastor, ''you should take the
example Of the. fool there. He keeps
awake" ''Ay, ay, minister shouted
Jamie; "but if l hadn't been a fool I
would have been asleep, like the it'll
ers."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

IF you are nervous or dyspeptic try
Carters Little Nerve Pills. Dyspepsia
makes you nervous, and nervousness
makes you dyspeptic; either one rem
ders you miserable and these little pills
cure both. 23dec2w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-12-23

A LADY was praising the amiability
Of her friends husband, and asked how
in the world she had ever brought him
to such perfection; whereupon the
friend sweetly answered that she did
it chiefly with a crouquet-mallet.