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, 1880-09-01

md has mot mn catnto In fec, In Tho ordinary
ssas 4 Tint ,ern IN tho to ana e9pJI,s " F,ts
lion it M o2 tcnure, and OF. i,eaa irnnsnis,n!c,;
Ihc cs,nte, Ut course: y Inn t,atHro 81 fec"
tinti r, cnFetncnt, md it hnt l'cc hc n this
Atntc without, 40 fur rs thorn,lRh rcsnnrch raii
n.s"ss1 usiqE 'My9'mnaumHnIy " e. e t. w. snS Ill., ill.,
dill thu rnrng nf other tlcctsiens ie'tls IN tl,o
s""ot It b @ d e S owsr 5Dpy of %
tlis tic scrvtctit cstnto. ~ ci1sc Of snrrcnnr1
ni IL isnichIscs by the Hallway Co1nnany, Will
Ass,.uco @ M ,1e,s,,t, tlo ruvcrnionrr? II ths view
10 correct, than citor "a mn Incident to ita bust
ness II tle npcrntlon Of H. railway. or 'sler
graph. Can It do 1noro. tha'leh not u!tr. wires,
n io 9riary seso it o,1t,*to ~ irsc5 p IN Ttm n
gs thc seo fft Of lie stat,cs of tic Stats a United
Rtntrs, TINT 0thor companies mny bnilh nshor
easisi tsssiiaps peotions H wildly st;pust9 fiat w
sai tha tho complaint shws tl'9t nc r"twt. ,s,td,,
IT. st so'easf ts s fras at oe'R of o 'n eostSS,
i liz 'hGs seua IL oSy Eayysrap s 'ss!sngs ssnpsa as fS
answer Is II hns fio consent to alye. Tho law t.
r. ., cntltio tho Defendant 1oegraph Co,nt'any
to TINT right unt1cr n.Ir stntute. It inny be rs
sumel that t l.tat lrat sako cortatn stems tn ti,o
s'ssii sy b. eS.tis T. dsness I tGo !SS w. 4:
tset ting Fnlo q q TIC n, itn'sTa o IT.
csfnto. THO owner Of that nRy bc entitled tn
Of, on which. n stenm. railway has hccn
iiowrd to !e constr.,cted; Il TIC new ,,so e'1
frGts {ntriously either Of these interests. thon,
, 1880-09-01
THE ClTY-IIALL.

rue rcAot,ts for ,,copsea for Auu,st vcro e57..
3os.
,..,. -, A.. s.oto ..-o,t brt,,oc con,tnuoe
ihh "olK on tno epa'o b'tect pr'.1o s'''lt'"nea
to drng, but 1t is thought TINT II viii DO no FAR
completed by Saturday rs tc ndalit Of tho pass
nsc OF tho cHrs.
Tile new vlnd'tct Mt Hcspa!ncs anu h'hz'o
strcots will te 81 far completed this morning ~
IN ntlntt nF tto pnsaapu OF ucdcatrtnns.
..'E ~, ~. =. ", =. ,,an,..
D,s; ruSKEr Gf tme sfat3 nnma ;sao mI t1enisn ,t
l,onr1I Of lical;i1 Of Glasss,w, Scotat wcro tic
quests Of Of. Dci,vo!f ynstordaay. Thoy wore
' ,.". w." =. ,...,.,. ,.s,'.,., ,.,,.o,,~
xass % liz to!!axiag: oss R Z ,. ssSa5esssr Y
Forcent ftsna steeot to sae eost nnd Gne 10 s.
Is. ,Milllnti1s TO efeet slx,atnrH npMsaMent
h!!!!!,g CORNER OF ssatc as1a ohtat'o strcolet 10
Gust S4o'o0'
Ir wns discovered yesterday that somo nj tho
butchers Wpru doing BIZ einpss without Il license
Ino ass ~, st i," strent a{ FnG
HonS luisincss m West Fps1rtcrnti, street. boil,
ut Whom, It is charged, Ind tiIspuscd af thor
licenses. Wnr1unts for their arrest wore issued.
Arr1,oArross for tho Mayor to make spcoehcs
Sn0 ~ every IN null no oss toa 81 a,, !m9 no1s
sssf' iLo!. III eor y. ns u. ntt h - .A.1
:he ely wos!l!1 le turned aver 70 some of t,is
supIm"ten 9 I'M ang t.pe: !le n!' i.ttug 'nl.ss
II ~ in Rto srd 9sn to 1 c f sf r.
tho unateu states sohato' s,
T.1E lIcaltf} Department caused tho PROMISES
con,plnlncl oF. to 10 examined yastsrtlay XII
tint Ind hce1l charged By tho npEKhLors proved
= y trae. a;d ordors Were issaa'i aEa!ast the
alley, and tho twMcr 0f tho establishment was
Oi1iiroil tt put in Il aowcr ut olco. II thosu Or
condrmnp hi thS faUt il tint tho nSjcutlot, Ia
them IS based upon tic character Of thc inn,atcs
rathor @ than % anythng sii elso - '' '''''''@N
, 1880-09-01
TELEGRAPH WAR.

Application Of tho Western Union
Against the American Union for "
posas .Ssai9a o, .,.s nr. 1W""' s,. ~
.,,,s C..,s,
CUT conras a.
Fort m wAxSE; is;; Ina, H. A,g' ~. WIN @ t9 % mat,
Te1cgrapI, Company y VS.. S. tho % Pen,,sylvnnia
Company and tho American Union Tcle-
grapl, Company for a temporary injunction
ngn1nst the construction md operation by the
,,rfnjunt te1crrnnh cn,nnn,.v nf n limo of
telegraph through tho State Of Insllann or
tho right Of way of the plttsburg, Fort
Wuv,,n y Chtcorn Railroad Comnnnv' ,1n,lrc
Lowry, OF the Superior Court, to-dnv rtn.
dcrcd his decision, Tho ruling wns mMlo
orally III the prcsenco Of portion Of the
counsel OF eAci Of the parties, Gen. liar
rison of Inlinnnnolts. renresrnttnr, the
nlnintiH, nnu AZ; Green, OF SprlnEhela, nhH
Others tho tlefoi,tants. lilo conclusions
f1si1rhst i ihc estata q tho l,allroa Com
pR1ty In lta right OF way ls, rs seems to hMy0
boon Asslmed by counsel on both sides. oi,c ~
SS' tSo estsrn sS ' US"n TecS1aph % conpay noI ta
al!ow my othor company to corstf1ct = liiie pf
s,s buinH In restraint OF trade, tho restriction bc
iug coutlned to strip Ut territory loo feet Wide
a taes nte 'e Sssrs so en.c would nat
an an % atsolato' estato IN iorpatsity Ii tha an;l
s thsrcsin. H. or % s,ipuiatins to rSfuse ono, ~ wou
any, othoE nl,stato oMner. ..,,.,.,,.., . >.
corporate nuthorlty. could nppiy III such case,
tho tcfcn!iant l.a!lroad Cotipany wo!hl h,
na.sts: haSinE notloo Of tho faot wouli bo equal.
r1nt In
, 1880-09-01
ARMY OF THE CUMBERLAND.

ToLEuu, o.. Aug. 3l.-Extensiyo propara-
tio,ls are making for tho meeting Of tl9o So
clety Ut tbs Army OF tho Cumberland III shls
city Sept. u md 81. A committee of rrolni.
lent cIt!xens will visit tinieha aud request
tsull, tirants nttelHlulcc, and represcntntls Ives
frolii tho several posts 0f Ohio laye Nelt
Ordered to cnllvBnU llero IN tlIe :sht Tor coll
SultatlUn ARRANGEMENTS llnve becn fllaho
with the railroads for lthlt-fure.
, 1880-09-01
THE DOCTORS,

CINCINNATI, Asg. 3l.--rhe members OF
tho medical profession here arv looking win
much Interest to tho annual meeting or the
American genealogical Associations, which
begins horo tomorrow alul continues three
days, Among the lending members who arc
expected to DO present aml tako part tn the
discussions are Or. Marion Sinis, Of Now
, 1880-09-01
EVANSTON,

4 calcd meeting OF the hoar.l OF Trustees
was hold In tho village olllco Tuesday ercning
for tue purpose OF lctting the contract for build
lug tho Maple avenue 7eWor, aud whnt Is known
~ tho Alley" sewer Tho propositions wcEU
r sha eonssrel sna Il was lraiy ordcred that
ton, for tho Eunt Of $6,GN.
, 1880-09-01
THE ASSESSMENTS.
The Equalized Valuations for the
Towns Of Cook County.
Mr. Ircsing Protests Against The Asscss-
mont on Tho North Slide.

Nv Son!nn'.ss VII y. ,ho ;,nor., roor,s
met yesterday moEnA1R ~ In1 no" !oous'
cornor LII Sallc and washington s'fcc1s'
T,lcrN was present Chairman Sunne, and
s.'1s. .'.. and 1,r.,s,nnt sicwart n, thc i.ountv
,ilslo' "i". 'sas. la.sn' NH, ~ .,,o Wa,
iMafa' Assesso5s ta",sN, ~ r. .ao ".ss
Town. n,1d Cllnso, Of Tie Nofth IQwn, Hcfc
ri Thr ~ uroycrb,at certainty of death and
u ;, ,...,aro,,ti,. tns,iw - o,,,roototo,i i,v
'a*es ID "pp'tun''' Justly .s.p. "pp.cS'a'e" os
, NJ. 9: HESlsa'
who gnvo tho Committee bis views wl'ht tho
In mntlo. rho tn,n,ed1atu cause Of his COM
'."s ,I,ot ~, raetat,,r ~
Watnt ycs".IAy w's u'as, III leenlhNNh VI
eQnali1tnE tilo assessments, tlo Cohln.'atee
lie believed ttlnt tho propcrty-owncra Of tho
, 1880-09-01
XEnIucxY S1AIE LOTTERY.

Cov1NnToN, KY, Aug. 1l.-rho regular solnt-
monthly drawing OF tho Kentucky stAto Lottery
took place to..iay. aud tho following acc tho
numbers drawing Tho four capital prlzes: First
capttaI, H. lbI; sceolA capital. o1ot; third cap
it'll, i, ,09l; fourth uapltal, l5,7t7.
, 1880-09-01


RcrublIenn-S0ul11 Carolina Census
ISeturli*-'Thc Collection, of rost.Otncc
RuntlH-Trensliry Observation-Disclosures
Notes.
spteta! Dt,pateh to Tha Chicago 7r!bun&
WAsII1SnToS, D. c., Aug. 3.-Accortlng
to II computation mnde ut the Republican
headquarters It Is claimed that the Rennb-
LEANS will secure control Of tho next House.
An examination of the returns Of the poll-
tnx from tho official report Of the Auditor of
South Carolina SLOWS that since 1880 there
ltas been very marked decrease In tho yot-
Ing population of the State, notwithstanding
tllatlon IN tho stuffed cctlsl,s returns.
The 1'0st-Oil!cn Department during the Inst
fiscal ycnr COLLECTED solS. Rtl l6;o, with tho loss
Of but Si,s0o.Da 'l'ile rccorls af THO Post
e oSv b 6e5ssf ss1ssss 10 n9t st 1G Rq59s In re-
1t Is said tllHt tho stcai!ibnut Inspectors III
New York who Inspected tho SenWaMhakn
nro not to be suspended, rs II Is not believed
tnf tlGy wSre Eity of any ,egeet Of Hty
LII Into lust hight Official Information. OF the
death Of Ourny, tho Utu CIlInf. For this ren-
son, the news wns ttlscretsltcd nt the Dc
parttnent. .Ilo Government in this. as In
distant point. Is Indebted to the press for Its
first information.
BeM Dutler Is beginning 10 rsgp his reyord
III thn Southern press. The lstelitnond Dis
Whose crimes mako him thu worst criminal
10 tha II1.ttrn Assoctat<a P,yM.
WASHINGTON. D; =, Aug; g.; Mi%ii,o fo3lo% 1e''
notes redeemed i'll August:
Notes ut Tor circulation nssorted md re-
Notst got f. fnr re-, olrstl% a ass9fte f nna
oy Tor destruction and Replacement :, y ., mn
Notss T'ss u fT faits qatins; and roia- ''''o
For August. 1880. l5o9 M
Decrease. ................... ........ ..s3,asIsoo
Following Is n statement Of United States
currency outstanding Aug. 81:
Hsaa'.tuer M Set,@da otcs iii
@ @nne-ycar notes Of ~ ~. ............." t5s.M, .3
TwoySnr yo. ytn notos not,o,, o. re.:; =; u, @ i:9
COMPOUND interest notes. -. .......... :la3t0
Fractional currency tall fssuesl.,.... l5,b51,51
Total. .s9o., ,o..5 05l
Stntelncnt showing the amounts of M
tionMl bunk notes ard legnl-tehtter notes ont
stn,ldIng Mt tho date Of The passage OF tho
aets Of June 20, ~, Jnn: y. rs, alsl May o..
ut date and Increase or tlecrGAsG:
NATIONAL. nANK.NyrEs.
Amount outstanding June %, 1871 $40. 80! g
,,i Xmo!,l,t oats.aniing ay 81, is;s.... assoSS
Mno1 ,,a,nn rc,Ia,ings y y nnsio,ns ~. III
esI1 6nmEa1 ose"'"uol' " t'auopa' sosu Az o,R
cpsaia.ioa oi National aoi banks. is1
increase since Sept i, isa.. ....s........ n3J,S7l
LgoSL-rsSpEu H,rEs,
Amount outsta,,,,nu Juue %. ISL 3seooo, On
Aaa,,it ret,rs IL I snier act 81 jim. ii.
Amotint outstanding On and since May ~, 49,, a,,
~: ::,,: aiu081'vle
AMOUNT o. deposit Win IreAettor
, 1880-09-01

mont |
"p"t' r,r so,.
II. u. DEMENT,, ltepup'lcan caAu'ua'o ~. 80
rctnty Of State, Dixon, ILL, s1ea'''csc" ~ 1"'
pAcllo.
JonK ". nuNs' member onta o. tno "h"o,'sam ,ho
s,.N,9e ssat9 Co''fo' 'o""''''''' sp''"S ''' " " '
1- n cou,,AN sunorintcniont Of tho rltts.
~. - s =, l. rn,cn m 1,o,rond s nt tho
h!lrFh, Fort "aShe " en'e'6o A'4''o ~ ~ >@'S
sry.7ou WILLIAM wrspou, Of Minnesota,
with hts fnmtIy, pAssnh through tho city yester'
day registering At tho Grand rSs,ne. ,,o
were: On snirits, *3l,O'0; tubncco, s3,;Al: beer,
SstSi: NJ nnd othur its,ns. $i13; total, s ol5.1O.
fatal for August, $;S5;@s,,i.
1Itt.AM TUCKER, ESQ., q noSton @ tG ImTentGo naato
e fs Texef ,nara is ns ene to 70 tete w or
sae !s 'Ii The masutae.nrcTs md denlors WIN hAvo
infs'nged tic pateht' ,-, H..
TnE tenpo.ut,,ro yesterday, rs ohseIycd hy
n: ~ m. 81: ! b. NJ, ST.; i D. m, IT, 1,nrometor,
Ba. H., a.5t; s 3. n,., s.5t.
:, ,. t,t..u - III, frhtropn
Rock % fsiand / Tscino lsailroad; j. M; os!'oTa.
lcncrs1l Freight Agent nf tho Wabash y. ns io,s,s
cru lluilroatl, aro Mt tho pacI'lc.
,r,.s n.,r, -, .rt,tnr, of N, vast ,rown mot
yes,slmy a,ta dSss aftoreo or IL le"ss @ low
61'sssss TO ,rnsp9t nn% a@;G a o,yws wns
docided to ad5oarn 10 frl'las NJ D. III. .hasp.
FRIENDS Of St. Luko'a Itospltal so,kindly re-
in.n,,a nyol,,c to.,norrow morning hetoro !.
e,.ciocK, il convenient, either pnac,,ns pltns.
re- as:sa rot o ppsss 6, y ss w
tho fruit,
\ MEETING Of tho ladies' Of tho Frst Union
psrss wns he'd yss,sry "fSr rs
ft,rn1,rus WIN rms tcen Vcu. l'rCs{tlcnt
, 1880-09-01

ONE OF AlyERslDE's FINEST RESIDENCES,
TINT OF Z. l.. Ahurn,au's, Is certainly among
tho most e1qtl1sitaly decorated housos In thu
West,-n fact that placsa tho art papcr'hanalng
iirm Of +. II. Nllger s CO., aN md s0d Wnbnsh
avenue. who Just completed 1t, III the very front
rnnks AA decorators In tho WG4t.
, 1880-09-01

11MtS: Our highest artists In dentistry; Thes
Mcchcsnoy . beyond doubt, though but - act
, 1880-09-01

buck L Knyncr's Moth Powder destroys roach
'cs, tcas, hIcs, aud bodbuHs.
, 1880-09-01

Duy tho Improved Howe Hcalca. borden,
6elleck / Co., Agents, OF Lake street,
, 1880-09-01

Tho only n1Etltplnnl soGr nrtnntos. :.
Shaving yuutI, S" W easy shay.
, 1880-09-01
WASHINGTON.

Tho Control Of the Next House Probably
IkepublEcnn-S0nt1E Carolina Ccn.tts
Iseturli*-Thc Collection Of rost.Otalco
RtinuK-Trensnry Stntctnents-Gcnernt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

MISCELLANY.

Latest thing in boots-Hoes.
Parts unknown--On a bald head.
A rousing address-Time to get up.
Presents of mind-Bits of advice.
Drinking by telephone is the latest.
Ewes first outfit was Fall costume.
Pockets are always ripe enough to pick.
Ode to money lender" Meet me loan.
Sharps and flats Gamblers and their vic
Tins.
Elections should always be held on Choose
day.
Retired from the "service "A broken tea
cup.
When the moon gets full it keeps late
hours.
A tack on chair seat, harbinger of
spring.
A Kiss is like boarding house soup-formed
from nothing.
A wellbred way to crimp hair-With
rolling-pin.
IT'S the bee that sings, There is no place
like comb
Delays are dangerous, and so is thin ice
over deep water.
A man had better have his shirt than bis
temper rufied.
A fellow who is very soft is called panis-
simo chap.
For the iron horse switches are provided it,
stead of spurs.
People who converse at the top of their
voices are not hi0h toned
Job was probably the first doctor, as he had
patience.
1t is the man with the rheumatism who is
every inch a'king
The sun is a tailor, for it sets and makes
tho close of each day.
Slippers are symbolic of ease, yet most all
of them are overworked.
AT present the pressing knead of this coun
try is better bakers bread.
A Chicago hog man, like Charles Reade,
has made $f75, 900 out of his pen.
1t is said bad temper shows the worst side
of man, which must be the inside.
The sublimest evidence of faith is to eat
mince pie without knowing who made it.
Somebody wants to know what good the
new French cable is going to be to the people
who don't understand French.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17
tcGett1'S
Z, Z. TOTAT.
d ON Ig

The great cure fer DYSPEPSIA,
NERVOUSNESS, WEAKNESS and
DEBILITY.
EVERY INVALID can rely ON ii
to conquer disease and strengthen
the Gebilitated system.
It regulates the LIVER and
KIDNEYS, stimulates all the func-
tiOns OF life to healthy action, and
is the best BRAIN and NERVE
tonic in the world.
Women find it a panaeea for all
their ills, restoring the carew0rn,
exhausted wife or mother to the
healthy yigor of younger years.
Free from alcoholic dangers, Ply
sicians pronounce 1t the safest and
best remedy ever sold. It must be
tried to know the perfect health
and strength its use insures.
VIM Buslxirk & Co., rs ycscy St, New York.
Sold by Druggists.
Sept, 10, 1s79,-iyr.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Josh Billings Henry W. Shaw is sixty
three years old, and in carly life had varied
fortunes, from those of a school teacher to
those of an auctioneer. He has made from
his writings something like one hundred
thousand dollars.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Trains through to Kensington, change at renton
for West Philadelphia,
Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with Delaware
Lackawanna Western Railroad At Lehigh Junction
with Lchigh Valley. Lehgh 4 Susguehanna Morris
Essex and New Jersey Central Railroads At Lambert
vile with Pennington Railroad At Trenton with
trains to and from New York, and Camden.
For further information see time tables which can be
obtained at the ticket offices.
FRANK THOMSON, Up FARMER
General Manager Gen. Pass. Agent.
f. w. JACKSON ,Genl Sup't, u. r. r. of N. J. Div.
j. A. ANDERSON, Supt. Bevidere itt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

A fearful suggestion-Fred Ito chum)--" l
dreamt about you last night, Bob" Bob
+" hope it was pleasant" Fred-"O, yes !
" y pleasant while it lasted. | dreamt that
ylu paid the ten dollars you owe me."-Har-
ward Lampoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

A French chemist asserts that If tea be
ground like Coffee Immediately before hot
water is poured upon it, its exhilarating
qualities win be doubled.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

It is we'll enough to be humble, but 1t is
possible to boast of yonr humility until it
sours into the worst kind of self pride. There
is hardly a virtue in the calendar which man
will not lose if he talks much about it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

man was taken up lately for robbing his
fellow lodger He said he commenced by
cheating the printer and after that every
thing rascally came easy to him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Never insult another by harsh words when
applied to for favor. Kind words do not
cost much, aud yet they may carry untold
happiness to the one to whom they are spok-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The Frenchman who attended a fox-hunt
was asked where the meet came off. Having
been thrown he replied that it came off his
hands and knees.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The house-fy, if in good health, can lay
10000 eggs in season. The Danbury News
thinks it a pity fly can't be grated on a
hen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

There is believed to be only one thing slow
er than molasses in January, and that is a
lady making room for another lady in street
car.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The man who wills his body to a medica
college for the benefit of science gives himself
dead away.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Professor Proctor can tell the age of star,
and yet the softest kind of gawk can fool
him on horse trade.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Cold boiled potatoes used as soap will clear
the hands and keep the skin soft and healthy
Those not overlooked are the best.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The heart that is soonest awake to the
flowers is always the first to be touched by
the thorns.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

A gentleman in conversation said that his
dogs were A /. Shouldn't they have been
rated K o?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

n HE LAMBERTvILLE WATER COMPANY offer
l. TO property holders rentors on streets ON the
grades of Main and Union streets the ordinary supply
of water for family consumption.
The will compare in quality and freedom from
turbidness with any neighborng city and rates equally
favorable
Persons desiring water will application at the
Company's Office No. South UEion street, up stairs,
over Mrs. Cooley's store.
MARTIN CORYELL,
Superintendent.
April 0, 1S75.-tf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Never pass between two persons who are
talking together, without an apology.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17
Hides and Skins Wanted

TIME subscriber is prepared to pay extremely high
cash prices for Steer Cow and Bull Hides, Sheep
and Calf Skins also Grease and Talow at his place of
business the Roektown Road In the suburb of LAM
hertyille
VIM. Emf,
Agent for John Taylor, Pork Packer
Oct. %, 1879, 6 m. n '',S .S'' =
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To the pocket book There's change in all
things else, save only and excepting thee.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

"Taffy is one thing and talking business
another. Soft solder is not hard pan.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The man at the helm has stern duty to
perform,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

Between two evils, choose neither.-[New
Orleans Picayune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The moustache is great epicure. It i,
bound to get the first taste of anything.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

The electric current goes for nothing in
iallv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

All is not bliss that blisters.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

To stop man from talking-Cut his said
off.
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Always in haste-~The letter h.
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Independence day is Fourth coming.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-03-17

flowers is always the first to be touched by
the thorns
man was taken up lately for robbing his
fellow ledger. He said he commenced by
cheating the printer, and after that every
thing rascally came easy to him.
The man who wills his body to medical
college for the benefit of science gives himself
dead away.
There is believed to be only one thing slow.
Ell than molasses in January, and that is a
lady making room for another lady in a street
car.
gentleman in conversation said that his
dogs were A /. Shouldn't they have been
rated K 99
Never pass between two persons who are
talking together, without an apology.
The electric current goes for nothing in
jelly.
To stop man from talking-Cut his said
of.
The man at the helm has stern duty to
perform.
Between two evils, choose neither.-[New
Orleans Picayune.
The moustache is a great epicure. It is
bound to get the first taste of anything.
Tafy " is one thing and talking business
another. Soft solder is not hard pam
To the pocket book There's change in all
things else, save only and excepting thee.
All is not bliss that blisters.
Always in haste-The letter h.
Independence day is Fourth coming.
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sale only at Bosenbury's Pharmacy, Al Church
street. f1S.