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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
B1nCll Hair.

AS birds shed their delicate feathers,
and as the inferior animals lose their
urry coats, which arc replaced by new
ones, 80 the human head gradually
changes Its covering Of hair. Preserved
with perfect ncatness and accurate care,
from these arc fashioned for each lady
tho various additions ofputls or plaits or
curls, as the case may be, which arc de-
mandcd by the style Of couture in vogue
This shedding Of the hair is con stant
process, but in our climate is mostly OBJ
servablc In tho autumn, when largo
harvest Of hairs can usually be gather
cd In. The revolving picture Of those
unclcanly "snarls OF combings which
thrifty servant girls save up and sell'
can have no relation to the toilcc of
any lady. The hair Of those who have
learned how to preserve IT. is constant
ly washed-daily if possiblc-with a
small soft sponge, slightly wet. 10
the wator used is added, in cold wealth
or, Il little glyccrin, and occasionally
IN warm weather, tho very smallest
dash OF ammonia or Of soda. The pro-
cess of separating the hair inch by
Inch, and washing each parting with
tho small damp sponge is slow, but is
rewarded by the results Of perfect
freshness and increased growth, and,
rs many lady can tostity, half tho
valuable and pleasant reading of the
day can be accomplished while this
mechanical process is performed by
herself, or by her maid, If she have
one. The hair thus washed is lightly
combrd and then brushed until dry,
ana the gatherings from brush and
comb laid, in clean, light wisps, in q
small covered basket kept for the Dur.
pose. Every gathcrer Of hair looks
with daily surprise on the accumulat.
Ing store, and, certainly, twice in tho
year, tho family hairdresser will be in
trusted with asufiicicnt quantity to make
up IN any form that may be desired
Thus, by clcanly and simple process
with only the small expense of manufac.
tnre, all the additional hair necessary Is
obtained, exactly matching tina,
on the head which 1t is 70 adorn, even tc
the retaining of the newly-acuuircd
threads ofstlver, which add to the coif-
ure the charm Of fitness when middle apc
sets Its seal on the brow. With the bath a
morning plunge Of the face to the sum.
nit OF the head strengthens the front
hair, while this immersion, If made with
the eyes open, gives lasting vigor to
the sight which nothing else can bcstow
Fhe occasional aid of a judicious hair.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
CONSUMPTION 0nrad.

AN old physician, retired from prae-
Ice, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the formula
OF simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure for Con-
sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma
ana all Throat and Lung Affections,
also positive and radical cure for Ner-
Vous Debility and all Nervous Com
plants, after having tested its wonder
ful curative powers in thousands of
cases, has felt 1t his duty to make 1t
know to his suffering fellows. Actu-
ated by this motive and a desire to re-
licve human suffering. Will send free
OF charge to all who desire 1t, this re-
cipe, In German, French, o., English,
usings Sent by mail by addressing
with stamp, naming this'paper, w. w.
SHERAR, no Powers' Block, Rochester,
Neio York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
Right ana Left

pi,aralyzing blows arc being dealt at disease by
stomach Bitters. Fever AMI apuo, peneraI
debility, rheumatism, nervous ailments. con.
stipatlon and dyspepsia, arc among the ,nala.
dies Tor which experience has proved it epo-
emo. Its work is thorough, it's effects are
d9oe immediate cures, though 1t alfords speedy
relief, and will. II given a reasonable trial
such as any standard remedy deserves root
out the maladics 70 VIII oh it is adapted. in
semergencies aris'ng in families 1t is partcu-
out the land as medicine OF comprehensive
uses, wholesome vegetable composition and
unobjectionabe flavor. 1t has risen to pop,,-
larity by purely legitimate means. and only
wen su6stantiated fscts are alleged In regard
70 IT. Use ID systematically.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

No MORE Hard TIMES. II You wi
stop spending SO much on fine clothe,
rich food and style, buy good,E healGh;
rood. cheaper and better clothing }se
more real and substantial things of%lif,
every way, and especially stop the fool.
ish habit of employing expensive, quach
doctors or using so much Of the vile
humbug medicine that does you onl,
harm, bHtput your trust in that simple
pure remedy, Hop Bitters; that cures
always at trilling cost, and you vii!
see good times aud have good health
Dec another column
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

GUILTY OF WRnNG.-Some people
have fashion OF confusing excellent
remedies with the large mass of "pat.
ent Medicines" and in this they are
guilty Of a wrong. There are some al :
vertlsed remedies fully worth all that
Is asked for them. and one ut least we
know of-lIop Bittcrs. The writer has
had occasion to use the Bitters in Jus
such climate as we have most of tn
year in Bay City, and has always foun.
hem TO be iirst-class and reliable doins
all that Is claimed for them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Colds lead 10 the greatest Ges rciinpp iperahc9 "a &c
avs.o, ar ,,,e, mainly In consequence OF their h bc"r
eymS"nntn,,ly em9SS"naenly neg ecled-"cft TO 20 as I6es
eeso ees@a INTO serious and genersIIy fato, dis.
Cosd ,ron ~ petIer to take care OF Cough or
Jevnes oh EI !,S INC piency. by using promptly Dr.
enspiS eoapiISa TO remove these coniplaints'u anS
s,imnt}onn nneS;We ,,e IN the primary stages Of Con-
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
Grocers and StOrekecners

pay to cents a pound extra for hut-
Yer made with Gilt Edge Butter MoL"r
IL increases the production 6 to 10 no,
cent. Reduces labor or churninv opo pol
naIf. Gives a rich golden color tho
year round. Sold by druegIsts orc ro.
GERS and general storekeepers. Sand
stamp Tor "Hints to Butter-Makera ),
nnaaress, AZ Butter Improvoment 10.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

hn improved hoisting plant for mines
has s'beCn c0ntrived by German 'inven-
tor, the arrangement being simply that
of replacing the two hoisting drums
and two separate ropes by single
sheave with one wire. The circumfer-
ence of this sheave, which is much
cheaper than the ordinary drums, IS
provided with wedge-shapcd groove
lined with wood or leather, and tho
weight Of the two hosting cages above
sutlices to prevent slipping. The ma
chine may either be placed directly
above the shat sor it may bp be put up
beside 1t. BY this arrangement, one
half of the length of the rope is saved,
and any over winding becomes impos-
sible, because, when one cage is ut tho
pits mouth, the other rests upon tho
bottom of the shaft, and any further
win',ing would tend TO make tic rope in
the shaft slack, which the counter
weight of the cage rapidly puts an end
to. If rope is attached to the bottoms
of the cages aud run over pulley at
the bottom of the shaft, complete coun-
ter balancing of the weight of the rope
Is Effected.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

AN ARTICLE or MERIr.-" Bro,on's s
bf"nchtcat 1r"c'es" are the most popu-
lar article ia This country or Europe
ior Throat Diseases and Coughs, and
this popularity is based upon real
merit. limitations are offered for sale,
many OF which are injurious. The
genuine =" "H "eon's bronchial Troches"
arc sold onty IN Go1cs.T ..t&F
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Dr. Wachm"th says that if one.third
part OF Oil OF turpcntnc Is added to
chloroform, the latter can bo admins
tered as an anaesthetic without tho risk
usual y attending it. The reason as
signed is that the stimulating proper-
ties OF the turpentine intercept in n
MARKED manner the pulmonic paralysis
wnich Is sometimes induced by the chic
death. 'o :'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Insect powder Is obtained from q spe-
cles OF Pyrcthrum. In 1876 Jousset Do
Bellesme extracted an alkaluid from
Iyrcthrum carneum. In 1873 Rother
discovered an acid, or rather a glucosidc,
in the powder, and it is possessed in
secticide properties. Dal Sic has OBJ
tanned from the ethereal extract IL
crystalline acid, aud from the alcoholic
extract Il resinous matter which is con-
tact with diluto sulphuric acid splits up
into sugar aud some other substance,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Purifying Mouidy Cas&s. .-Moisten the
Interior with water, and then fiji them
with fumes of burning sulphur. Stop
the bung hole and. vent, and let them
and an hour or two. Then rinse them
out with clear water.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

VEGETINE.-The great success Of the
VEGErINE as a cleanser and purifier of
The blood Is shown beyond doubt by
the great numbers who haYc taken It.,
ana received immediate relief, with
such remarkable cures. :
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

The juice of the cow tree has deem
examined by NJ. Bousingault, and he
finds that its composition is somewhat
similar to that Of tile milk Of cows, but
the proportions of the various sub
stances are not all alike.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

NEVER deIer until Tomorrow what
shou ID be attended to to-day. a, slight
cough ought never to be neglecGed
When 25 cent bottle of DR. BULBS
Cough Syrup will prevent it from be-
coming chronic.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

THERE was young nan so well bred,
That he hair would not stay on his head
But the Cnrboline oil
Put new hair OH the soil,
And now with an heiress he's wed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

BABY CAKE.-rake four eggs, one
cup OF sugar, beat until light, one and
one half cups Of flour, two teaspoon
fuls of baking powder; put the baking
powder in the flour before adding.
Bake in jelly tins. 10 make jelly
for this cake take TWO tablcspoonfuls
of cornstarch, wet the starch with cold
water as for making starch and pour
OH boiling water until it gets as thick
as good jelly, sweeten to taste, and
flavor with lemon.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

RICE Snow BALLs.-Wash and pick
half pound Of rice very clean, puC IL
on In saucepan with plenty of water,
it boil ten minutes, drain it on a
sieve until 1t is quite dry, then pare six
good sized apples. Divide the rice into
six parcels, III separate cloths, put one
apple in each, tie it, loosely. and boil it
ono hour; serve it with sugar and brt-
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

The prlco of soap is rapidly advanc-
ing. A. years supply Of DoBB1Ns'
ELECTRIC bought now at old price
will be very judicious puachase.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

SOWING IN Boxes IN THE HoUsEs.-
When only few varieties are TO be
sown, good plants can be grown ly
sowing In shallow boxes of earth. mi
tlng these in a war"n. sunny window
IN the house, covering each box with
a pane OF glass to retain the moisture.
Never sow seeds in pots unless they
arc sunk mp to the rims in boxes OF
moist earth or moss; otherwise thew
are apt quickly to dry out and iniurc
tho seeds or young plants.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

AN Irish crler at Ballinasloe being
oraered to clear tho court did so BY this
announcement: "Now, then. all va
olackguards tnat isn't lawyers m,Ist
lave the court.n '''""'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

The man who has been brought ur
on hog and homlny is the man who
wants quail OH toas. when he strikes a
hotel.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Sror coughing at once by tho imme-
dlate use of Or. BULBS Cough Syrup
25 cents u bottle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

USE or BRAN.-Bran is very val-
liable food in stable for reducinp.in-
ilammatory effects of oats and beans.
MADE Into mashes, it has a very cooling
ana laxative effect; but used In excess
especially in q dry state, 1t is ant to
form stony stcretlons in the bowels of
the horse ".
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

NO American is ever guilty of mr. et-
ing another without asking: "W,li
now's trade ?" And it doesn't matter
II one of them is hangman.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
THIRTY -SEC0ND ANNUAL REPORT
or THE
PENN MUTUAL
Life Insurance Co.,
or PHILADELPHIA
OF PHILADELPHIA

Not Assets. January J. ls7s........" ss,so9, $50 40
RECEIPTS. ...
intarGst hTsmSm sts 81; s7sda
Total 80. s77s7 ,slo 70
DISBURSEMENTS
L9s;Ss hPs;Sa. and =, SndGwmGImt'
Lapscd and sarrondorcd poll:
Com@issionS, Comm saiarcs ; mcdi: ''' ''"'
Taxes, legal expenses, adror-
Using, otc.. ol,SSI.l6 lOa6,3S.0l
Net assets, January |, $780,. s6,et2,4622.
ASSETS
U. 8: 3 and 8 pcr cent. bonds, Philsdcl:
and other siocKs worth 81 G)5, 1850 S2,4I3.N,7O
hSrttSSsSs with S5s5 ons on properties 2o -, 3,
Premium "Sss secured b. policies S & q
k:ei estate. bought I, SECURE loans, and
CAS-. S%S SS a%1 and ID Trust companies; s'ss ss s
Net ledger assets, as abovc..... ..... SG6,2.Gg2.
LntorSst duo and accruc... a7 iSs,47S ),
Market value Of stocks, ETC.,
oNol coa'.... ...........-... l9iH3S SSa.w. lu
Gross assets, January l, 1880 S7,V3l 3iy4
LIABILITIES.
LosRrs reported. hut not due. .SI22.laso0
h9serva. ~ 4 por cent, to ro.
DiYiISads unroporSd ;;ii"'' poll: '''0'' ~
Surplus per cent. bass 90. 5U5 9j OBI 3ioa4
Surplus Mt ~ pnr cent. Pennsylvania
,,nnl Now York 81. .6U2 37l 33
no OF polclts III iorco.."...... u .l6y
amount NJ r'sk $29 GT8 1888 W
SAMUEL G. HUEY. President.
EDWARD NJ. NEEDLES, Vice. President.
H.s. STEPHENS. a vico President.
HENRY AUSTIR, Secretary
J.J. BARKER, Aotuary
HENRY @. BROWN, Asst Secretary.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

"What kind of Il conscience have
you: 20 asked chaplain of convict in
the State prison. cit is as good as new
for | have never used it," was the
replV
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

THE GRUB-Wo WoRM.-Of the grub
worm that destroys strawberry plants
sometimes, 1t is said by sowing sal,
trecly-now-say two or three barrels
to the acrn-and next spring blowing
and narrowing well and setting plants,
mat grub will disturb the plants but
very little.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

"DAY .AFTER-roMoRRow" is the name
OF Cherokee Indian chief. lie ID Il
brother Of ProcrastinatiOn. ".& IS
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

"A COLLEGE student, in rendering to
his father an account of the term-ex-
penses, inserted "To charity, thirty
dollars.' His father wrote back, 81
tear charity covers a multitude of sins.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

THE Improved French method of
preserving wooC by the application of
lime Is found to work we'll. The plan
Is to pile the planks in tank, and to
put over all q layer Of quicklimc,
which Is gradually slackcdwith water.
Timber for mines requires about a week
to be thr"ughly impregnated, and
other timber more or less according to
its thickness, The material acquires
remarkable consistence and hardness.
it Is stated, on being subjected to this
simple process, and the assertion is
made that it will never ret. Beech
wood prepared in this way for ham
mers and other tools for iron work, is
found to acquire the hardness of oak
without parting with any of its wcn.
known elasticity or toughness, and
also lasts longer.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

PUDDING SAUCE.-lIalf pound butter
half pound sugar beaten to froth ;
pour boiling water to it until as thin as
wished, and add nutmeg or vanilla.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
VE:GE:' INE..
FOR SKIN DISEASES.

Wv ohIN hlS EASE ESs
49,, TORONTO, July 70, 1919.
Dear Slr-li,ving been troubled with a bad
SKIN disease breaking out into little sores over
completely cured me after taking three bottles
troubled With skin disease. '
fou,s. faithfully, CHAS L. BUTT.
We hereby certify that the above testimonial
Time he was sick. WBsTMAN & BAKER,
1l9 Bay ST., T0i onto.
FIVE DOCTORS DID NOT CURE.
~, - TORONTO Ont, Sept. Is, 1879.
Dear Sr.-I hereby certify that have been
SICK Tor three years, unable to get any relief
whatever. have been under tie care OF five
ness diiIeront nans ' The hrs rst sIsa SAID saeSera S
aeUiiSy SG tae @ second Female Debility and I'm
elood tba the nd hver
sumption; the NTH said Neuralgia on the Lungs
and was Cei tain 1w1u never enjoy good health,
mcncod tuki4 4g Patent Medicines At this time
i was very weak. ! had pain in my side, back
caused me pain. VAS Il burden 10 myself and
trends. was persuaded to Try Vegctiuo. A
nnId iyisnd gayo me bottle to try not thinking IT
my head was better and could sleep better.
70 enjoy my lo,I. I have nov taken flvo lot.
lies lies: l have good appetite md sleep well,
,,or, iAo pull, nhu anl tole W 90 HosG ol my own
WORK pronounce your medicine far ahead OF
any other, and uan cheerfuly recommend 1t to
any ono III need Of such medicine.
yours respectfully, Miss. Il. ALLEN.
VEGETINE.
HIIEU MI ATISM CURED.
,,,, TORONTO. March 30, 1879,
MIR. H. r. STEVENS:
Dear Str-I was troubled with Rheumatism in
my knee ana hip joints for nearly d year. |
Giied number Of medicines to effect cure,
a friend
mcnded IN - try your VcgetInc. which did,
ano M AFTER .aEng two bottles Of IL found relief.
LOON i0ur more bottles, and the the pains COM
rheumatism, Yours respectfully.
NJ. ALLEN,
RossIn House Bloch, Toronto, Ont.
VEG k;I|INE,
PREPARED BY
IL. IL. STEVENS, Boston, Mass.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

DIR. JOHNSON compared plaintiff and
detendanC in an action ut law to two
men ducking their heads in bucket.
and daring each other to remain, long
est under water.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

a CORRESPONDENT or an agricultural
paper asks: "What is good for cab
1age worms?" and the answer is {:
Plenty of cabbage, ifyou want them
to come out fat in the fall" a,s ~
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

LADY: "How much is this yard ?''
Clerk: "Fourteen and siXpc, ce. 1t is
an elegant matcrial--doublc !; it can be
worn both sides. If you tear one side
you I've only to turn Ii on the other"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

MUTTON soUr.-Takc a shoulder of
good, heavy mutton, about four pounds :;
remove the skin and fat, and put it IN
about four quarts of cold wa.cr and let
it simmer for two hours; boil one vel
low turnip, one nlcdium-sized carrot, =,
four potatoes, two bulbs of soup celery !;
the turnip md carrot will require one
hour to cook, the potatoes and celery
half an hour; when cooked put them in
cold water and peel and chop fine; re-
move the meat; then add the vegctu-
blcs and one cup Of boiled rice or bar
ley. and let tho soup simmer ten min
utes more; then add one tablespoonful
OF chopred onion and of parsley let it
cook ten minutes more, as cooking on it
on or parsley too much takes from it
the desired flavor; cooking the vegcta-
blcs separately will add much to the
flavor of the soup.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

Chinese Cannon.-Tnc Chinese mann.
facture their cannon and other arms
from a mixture Of any metals which
they. can obtain. BY analyzine some
OF thelr weapons Of war It has been
ascertaincd that they are made Of a
mixture OF copper, iron, pewter and
iead IN considerable quantities., and the
proportions of those metals yary in
different arms.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

- THINK" said a gentleman to his
footman, 81 have been Il moderate good
master to you. John" every moler-
ate, SIR" said John,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26
THE HOUSEHOLD.

THORoUGH CooKING.-It is one OF the
most common mistakes of the cook to
give too little time to the cooking Of
meat and vegetables. She is careless
about getting them over the fire in sea-
son, and to make up for the delay, she
attemps to crush things" by using u
very hot fire, spolling the food by too
furious boiling or baking. Hard boil
ing toughcns the fibre of meat, and
spoils the texture Of vegetables, but a
long steady boiling heat gradually soft
ems or makes tender The toughest iibers.
Many persons suppose that certain
articles oftOOd do not agree with them,
when the whole difficulty arises from
the imperfect manner In which they
are prepared. Cook dry beans several
hours, gentle but steady simmering-
five hours are not too many, even after
an all night soaking. Dry peas need
the same treatment. Vegetables need
more and more time as they grow
older. BY spring rutabagas need
cooking almost half day, and onions
should be boiled an hour or more.
Satisfy and parsnips, especially the
former, need more than the twenty
minutes boiling usually prescribed for
them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

A ROY In the Wild West who for the
first time In his life saw.a military CON-
pany out for drill with. fife and drum
gave his mother the following account
OF the business "a little man blowed
on his squealin' stick, and big man
that stood beside him hammered on his
thunder box, then the boss man pulled
out big, long knife and shook it at the
fellers what was standin' ap in long
row, anu they all walked Off On two
lepS,D
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

me experiment Was recently made of
magnetiZing ron while it is being east.
a mould in the form Of bar was sur
rounded by a coil through which an
electric cnrrent was maintained. Re-
nned white iron in fluid stae 9 was
poured into mould, when q curious
phenomenon was observed, the molten
metal in the mould being agitated very
much when hot metal is poured into a
damp mould. The mould was not damn.
and it was thought the magnetic intlu-
once OF the coil tended to rcpel the fluid
metal toward the magnetic poles of tile
mould, or better, the magnetic poles OF
the bar formed by the metal itself. On
cooling, 1t was found that the bar was
hollow for about two-thirds its length.
the hollow part being largest at tho
centre where the sides Of the bar bnd
only tho thickness Of paper. IL is
thought by casting iron in this manner
1t may be possible to make permanent
and very powerful magnets, but, what.
ever the results In this direction. the
experiment has another aspect that NAV
lead to important modlfications in tile
methods of casting hollow cylinders
without cores.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

COUNTRY practitioner (Surprised at
the visit OF a notorious quack and pill
yender): "WeIl! What brings you
here ~ Quack evidently suffering
from distur bod peristaltic action)
"Weli, sir, the fact is, feel rath or
queer, and----"t Country practition-
er: ''Then why don't you take one of
your 'Fearls of Health ?" Ouack :
''That's just it, sir! ! think I've swal-
lowed one-by mstakel'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

IT was a brace of Communists who
mot in a secluded holstery near romp.
klns square. ''Lugsy watch you've
got on, said onc;" what's she worth ?'
'Don't know" the other horny .hal d.
ell replied, "the .ieweier was asloep."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

~ CAN'T trust YOU" "said a rum seller
TO an impoverished customer. "You
should let liquor alone; if you hadn't
drank so much of 1t you might now be
riding in your carriage" "And ifyou
nam T. sold It," retorlcd the victim,
you'd have been my driver.n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-02-26

A YOUNG lady in Chicago, when ask
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