Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1880-10-04

ton OF Machinery now adds another frs. prize
to the long retinue OF honors won by this
famous American houSe.-N. 7. Journal of
Commerce.
A Philosopher Talks!
HO1,Ored EIitto7aer of the EroninJ star:
have hailed you to crave sufficient roomage
In your newspaperfal to have 1t dvuigate the
heretofore untold analiZation OF an important
ex'1rpator which with unsurp lsSaole velocity
bantsheS coryZa aud Its malignant con ;on-
ltants. The merits OF the eXC!rpitor AMI It's
miraculous exploits will. feel sure BE- CRATE
1ully greeted and appreciated by the intelligent
masses on The shores OF all countries TIE
subsequent dissertation is founded on facJS.
therefore ft Is destined to dawn On the pages OF
modern medical Jurisprudence.
IL. am lover OF company, and no doubt, IN
l iss.S nave something noble to urge me on. |
VIII DE lonely before announcing the extir pa
tors location. l have seiec.ed Rhetoric ana
logic to escort my quill, so now without paus-
ing De us gliding easily and gallanJly On
our Intellectual pilgrimage.
Inc darkness which emb3wered the glor,es
ana ll1e-glv1ng qualities OF the Extirpator has
, neen swept away tas 10 a whtrlwind by my CO.
Io3sal achievements of the past
., On tne twenty ninth day of october, A. D. one
thousand eight hundred and sixty nine saw
the Extrpator lying in the bosom of its mother
earth. | brought the EXtirpator forth and
| ana!yzed its curative properties. The course of
experiments from which this novel, ingenious
theory was deduced is now going to appear.
The analysis OF the Extrpator revealed to me
these four mighty. substantial VakeeIs namely:
Valiant, Eigor, Vitality and Virtue Each one is
doomed TO soyereig My act as follows: first, ex-
peiS The sOrdeS; second, alayS irritation; third
putr1d nose.
Mr.; c. Hlnkley of Boston was the first person
on whom tested the Extirpator's wonderful re-
| vivifying powers
The Extirpator. educated In the University OF
Nature and endowed by her mysterious laws
| with those four named requisites. gently
marched into Mr.. Charles HlnckIey's nasal
cavity ana engaged In combating three com oil
| Gated MISUNDERSTANDING Catarrn Bronchitis
| and Spasnodc Asthma.
In thirty minutes the results Of the conflict
were an amazing expulsion OF more tna1 one
| hundred millions Of slain animaculeS: also
dlScharge or nearly three tiuid ounces OF S1rdeS
The EXt1rpator came out environed with vic
| t0riouS wreathS, and the patient Immediately
Pant geTlZed the discoVerer upon It's sue ceSsful
| engagement.
have In my possession paper from Mr. c.
! Hlnckley Confirming the foregoing statement
ana IL bears the autographs OF three distin-
| Cia1l1n. then Governor Of Massachusetts, Oliver
Warner, then Secretary OF State and the late
| n. b. Shurtlef, then Mayor OF Boston.
| Among the numerous bodily affections class
1hed by the most astute pathologistS there Is
| none so prevalent, disgusting, tnsIdious and de
| Structfve as nasal catarrh.
Diseases OF the nose, which are caused by IN
roads of sordes, lead In almost every instance to
| partial or complete deafness and impaired eve
| sighf. me voice becomes hoarse in conversa-
uoD, singing, or reading aloud, attended by fire.
| quent efforts to clear the throat and windp1pe
| from sticky poisonous mucus.
BY the sordes ana antmalcules clogging the
nasal emunctorieS, the rauceS, bronchial tubes
! and lungs become contaminated as surely as
the boom from cannon succeeds its touch-hole
Hash, and the once sprighJly and robust indi-
coEsumptive.
| Before lay aside the pathological pen or dis
| miss ltS sublime conveys, l Will here give the
| definition OF sordes, which are momentarily ac-
cumulattng in diseased mares.
sordes, foul or filthy matter, dreg5, dirt refuse
| eNcretlons; sordes are the origin OF animal
rlves its nutrInent At this crisis l rise from ON
| the chair OF SageS to deliver brief quotation
from the writings OF Ehrenberg. the authority
On eh microscopy; Under the class .'Infusoria,"
EnIenDerg embraced Two very different forms
OF animal life.
He divided them into ''Polygastrlca" and .Ro-
tifera: the latter division included the anfmi AIS
known by the name Of wheel AnfmaIculesn
the POlygastrca, SO-called, from the suppositfon
that the typical forms possessed a number OF
stomacLs, Included all the remaining species OF
! "Infusoria-"
Thousands OF them might swim side by side
through the eye OF small needle. and it would
require hundred and eighty seven millions OF
them to weigh single grain. am correct In
asserting that In at least Seventy-flve per cent
OF human frontal sinuses anfmalcules exist.
Are not those statistics sufficiently alarming
10 arouse Catarrhal Snu11iers from their leJh-
argy?
Keep In memory that the anfmalcuies and
sordes mentioned IN this instrument must be
be effected, and when this Is ACCOMPLISHED The
catairhous sufferer is well.
AT one interview two-th1rds Of the cases that
come under my observation for professional
service leave my operating parlor 1ocond. and
no more snuffiing from the effects OF catarrh
the worst OF which on record succumS by the
spec1fc action Of the ''Extirpator" In from three
10 six visits. The writer Is the only man
| tirpator."
The public are to decide which one of these
"a nn.n
healthy one. The several stages OF nasal Ca
taTrh and its cognates are fully explained at my
fece pflon-room. Those DESTROYS Of adopting
me 'EXtirpator'' must previously be examined
MY method OF administering the "EXtirpatornis
based upon the soundest principles OF Scientific
experience
1t is loca application, for Nasal Catarrh l.
purely local complaint, although tC is treated
by The self-constituted gods OF the Materia Med
Ica as J., constitutional distemper. The more
people thus 1gnorantly doctored the greater will
De lhe annual mortality from alterations of the
SchnfeGerian membrane.
s,s MT; Editor, am nearing the end of this ra-
Olaht pain OF enlightened preservation, conse-
quently solemnly declare that would rather
renounce my divine labors, which are daily
blessed oy those whom have healed, and seek
entombment on the sunny Campo Sant0 O:
Lucca, or In the solemn shadow OF the expresses
of the cemetery OF Lvorno than have your
readers think that this philosophical production
Is written merely for the purpose of beguiling
II they nave faithfully philosophical the au
thors etymology, trust that II any OF them
are SO unfortunate as to be In the bondage OF
nasal catarrh, they Will say this document is
luminous! let us be guided whittier it origi
mated, and be released by the certain :'Exttf-
pafor." graced with conquest and so naturally
connected with the yerlies Of Darwin's phi
lOsophy On Geology.
cannot better conclude this gigantic subject
than by nodding my head in grateful courGesg
TO the ENJOYS who have SO braVely accompanied
the tnky steel through its tedious VOICE of The
foregoing vocabulary. Valedicfion.
r. P. DEWEY, L. L. D.,
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