The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-14
A HUMOROUS CORRESPONDENT

The Columbia Chroaicle hes 4 corres-
pondent in Wslls Walls. who 10 addicis d
70 humor. His latest batch of items
will DO found below:
WALLA WALLA. Aug. 5, 1850.
Strange ~ 1t may seem. there b ASH I
been . book cansasser in the Walla
Wslla jail yet.
Il remained for Walla Walla editor
to hnd out that the city hasn't ps wn-
brokers' shop. He bad to go to Port.
land.
The manufacture Of gas will be com.
tneDoed here this fall. Whether it 10 to
DO made Of wood. coal CT the Terrific
rial Legislature. ! have not been in-
formed.
'Johnnie. its Sunday. Put tina. bali
away, said . Walla Wal.a mother.
do You know what becomes of bad
boys who play ball on. Sund.yY yes,
ma. They join the Ath!stics.'
IL 10 very discorraging when you
went to snatch . Walla Wallian bald
headed 10 grab ct hi, head gear ard
6nd eleven dsh hooks Embedded in your
hands deeper than the tooth Of thank.
ises child.
Last week 10 xa, tao hot .or shoe
maksrs 70 work out docrs; this week i,
- too cool. and the result 10 that cor
tain journalist can't get his summs,
shoes made until there 10 . change 10,
the better.
The Athletic Base Ball Club gave .
concert and hop last weak. II th.
msmbsrs Of the club would take lee.
vocal sxsseiss and hop around the bsse,
out doors instead Of Q hell. there il ,
probability they might learn to play
ball.
There were several runawsys here
during The past week. When : horss
gets - attached 10 wagon that he'll
run awsy With Il Its best 10 let them 90
The horse With . wagon, like . mar
with Girl. In runaway cases generally
returns the least hurt.
| Thsss we're two Of them. She wor,
. yellow sun boanet and pes greer
freokles interrupted By . squas6 pis
mouth and roaming nose. He had I
love. sict conplexion end . pair ol
Kentucky jeans. They came 40 from
Wallula and were probably deaisens O,
Yaki0A Attrncted by tAs fruit FIJI
diaplay 10 Charley Davis window thai
passed IN Amer struggle With hi,
oesss Ut economy and desperate feel
Ing fes. the bottom OF HE pocket, hs
purchased three arricots from Charley
sud handed two over 10 his GAL Ed9
ing her ont under the canopy Of hsayer
be asked: Nov you feel love you |,
'Yeth. che answered. her mouth .,
full - the harvest moon. .For.' IA
sontisusd. ~ ] dida't levs You. I'd
never SO round buyin' plums Il three
tns tvo biis- And - aid 'noop'
MstAsssi aeehssssi Msshers -,
Are you dlssurbsd At night and
oruksn at yoor ret ~ sick child suf.
sssisg and csyiag wssh the sxcsuciasi
pain Of emitting teeths II N, 70 ii
oacs and est bottle Of MRs WrxA
lows Soo1xrxo 6rRUp. Ii viii re.
ltsvs The poor little sufferer Immediate.
E-dspsad upon 4: there 10 no mistake
about e. There = not . mother on
earth Who has ever used il Who will no,
tell you q once that Il will regulas.
~ bowsls. and give rest TO the mothc,
and relief md health 10 the child. oper.
atisA IKE magic, II h perfectly safs
q - IN oil csses. and plessart TO the
taste. and IL The prsseriptica Of one ol
the oldest and best female physicians
and nurses IN the United States. Full
| difsctions for using viii accrmpsny
eAoh bottle. None genuine unless ths
facsimile Of CUarIs d P1Rxrxs u or
me oefsade vnpper. Sud BY oil
asd'csns DeAlsrs- Is csnts . bottie
neWare OF imilA1iona.