The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-03-11
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Schliffeltown, Februawr der "a, 80
Mr.. DRooKER:-Desmohl hob iCh aver
n ferdeihenkerty hordty tzeit g'hOt NIT
meim rummatis, un de fact is, ich bin
noch net gons driver, aver feel besser
os ich war.
De fact, is ich vase tzu sawga nix
neies, except we mer de rummatis cured.
I'm swfong hob iCh gaglawbt iCh kent
q selwer cura, ona Duckter. IS srsht
ding os ich proweerd hob war n shtuft
os adferdiSed war in der tzeitung, un de
Bevvy is in de obbadaig gonga un hut n
buttle derfu gakawft, un ich hob n ess
leffle derfu g'nooma oily shtoond. Aver
3 hut IN rummatis about 80 feel aw ga
bruCht os wsnn a nook unnernemma
date n g'witter shtorm tzu shtuppa. Dino
is der Olt Solaklupper cooma un hut
g'sawt ich set amohl fun sellum st Yo.
homes ale proweera, for sell hat ar
g'sawt hut 81 shweega mooter grawd ga.
cured. Well, ich hob g proweerd, aver
NIT so shuft we sell luss ich mich nimma
foola, So long os ich my finger derfu
g'lusst hob, so long war my complaint
yusht rummatis, aver 80 boil os iCh amohl
goot g'shmeerd war NIT sellam shtuft
d'no war der deifel lose. Els is mer fore
cooma os ebber het my he in grosser
shrowb.shtuCk Ell g'sphount, un de
shrowd aw gatzoga bis 3 de knoCha CONS
fermash'd hut, un d'no sin Sc Cooma un
hen kuchick hase wasser druf g'shit bia
de howt OBJ gabreed war. OF course, sell
was yusht foreshtellung, aver wsnn se
all sell gadu hetta don hetta see my
shmartza net amohl matcha kenns I
con anyhow Certifya os rummatis suf6
cient is for enniCher mon tzu shtrOfa
Wass is de use n hell of tzu halta for
shlechty lett nj tzu du un Sc peiniCha,
waun g same ding gadu con waerra NIT
infammatory rummatisP Wsnn ca mon
dode maucht, don dun SO long rumm
fussa derweaga un on ond lusss SEN noCh
derfu laWfa. My plan for n msrder tzu
shtrofa is os mer n dorrich de rummatis
meel runn'd un wann g mord in first de-
gree is, don luss SEN reCht orriCk shmera
nit sellum st. Yohonnes ale un cen
weiss mauCha os sell de shmartxa shtup-
pa date.
Aver ich bin tzuletsht uf de notion
cooma os iCh besser for n DuCkter shick
tzu'm-Arwen-un ar is aw grawd Cooma
un amohl on mich. IS arsht ding os ar
gadu hut war my pools feela. Ferwass ar
sell gadu hut vase ich net. Dino hut ar
my tzoong bagookd, aver wann ar de
helft fershtond g'hothet fun a Commona
mensh. don het ar sana kenns oS ich kSe
rummatis uf der tzoong g'hot hob. Dino
hut ar g'froked eb ich uffness leibs hob,
un ich hob IN gsawt nay, ich het net.
DINO hut ar g'sswt os i'm arshta plot2
mist ich now amohl n lowering haws,
un ich hob m tzu fershtae gevva os ich
net sana kent we sell mer helfa con, for
de rummatis is in de bse un net in de
darram. Dino hut der Duckter mer olles
explained we os n gooty loxeering der
mawga GUS booted un dino is 3 aw der
w@rt os mer meditzeen eli gebt. Well,
ich hob de loxeering g'nooma, un 3 hut
mich g'loxeered. D'no hob iCh aw n
ess leffle full shtuft oily dri Shtoond
g'nooma; an pilfery oily tzwa shtoond;
drupps oily tzw@ shtoond, un, un de
Bevvy hut mer my b@ g'shmeerd NIT
duCkta shtuft oily onner shtoond, un aw
my holwer body Ell g'wickled un tzu
gaboons NIT baw-wull. ICh hob
g'shwitzd un g'frora un kup-w@ g'hot,
un shmartza i'm leib un g'loxeerd un
gakutz'd all uf amohl, besides de rum
mats, un doch hut de Bevvy wissa wella
we iCh feelP
Aver der duCkter hut mer ON end
g'hulfa, un ivver a while --ioh was net
exactly bis won, expect ich widder drous
rumm tzu lawfA. ICh bin anyhow uf der
notion olleweil os ich about g'noonk
rummatis g'hot hob for desmohl.
PIT SCHwEFFELBRENNRR