The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-02-20
Personal AND PARTICULAR.


Always striking for wages-A black
smith.
The Fort Wayne Gazette calls Tai
mage ''the man of world wild fame"
The same man who would scrape an
acquaintance, would dare to scratch
his own wife.
Frank Moulton has been elected
president of the international dairy
fair association.
An Ohio newspaper speaks of a mar
being bruised by the ''emphatic ges-
lures of a mule"
Why does an aching tooth impose
silence on the suffererp Because it
makes him hold his jaw.
The Mexican minister at Washing
ton lives in as costly a manner as any
ambassador at the capital.
Mrs. William B. Astor e soli-
taire earrings made Of stones three
quarters of an inch in diameter.
"Pinafore" Sullivan has been invited
to Canada by Lord Lorne and Princess
Louise, and has promised to visit them.
Queen Victoria is the owner of a siIv-
ergilt casket In which are lockets con-
tanning locks of thirteen officers who
fell at Isandula.
Ii your son has no brains, don't send
him to college. You cannot make a
palace out of a shanty by putting a
French roof on it.
The cashgifts to Mrs. Ouray in Wash.
ington amounted to $500, mostly in
nickels and nickels and dimes. She
will visit there again.
That dark spot on Jupiter, evening
star, is still visible. The New York
Herald imagines that it may be a DEM
ocratic convention on the planet.
An eastern historian now comes for
ward to prove that before the revolu-
tionary conflict Benedict Arnold was
just as mean a rascal as afterward.
A girl at Leslie, Neb., married a dem
tist, got twenty-one bad teeth fixed up
in good shape, and then coolly walked
off and began looking for a man she
could love.
"What is the chief end of man?r
yelled an excited orator, ia Joseph
Cook. Death" groaned a man in the
audience, and the orator started a new
conundrum.
John Browns son says of his renown.
ed father. 81 never knew him to show
any signs Of fear of anything, save that
he might do a dishonest act or wrong
his fellow man."
Did it ever occur to you why a lawyer
who is conducting a disputed will case
is like n trapeze performer in a circus?
Didn't? Well it's because he flies through
the heir with the greatest of fees.
The youthful wife of the aged Minis
ter Christiancy has settled down with
evident intention to stay at her mothers
home in Maryland. She did not like
Peru, and so left the old gentleman
alone.
a city broker visiting q country lady
and wishing to increase her knowledge
Of affairs, asked her if she knew what
"watering stock" meant, to which she
replied, "Of course l do; it is giving the
cows drink"
There are many hard tasks set for
women in this world, but few which
they find it impossible to perform. Still,
there neve was a woman who could
keep a fur-lined circular from flying
open and showing the fur.
A man who is engaged in the capa-
city of a watchman or detective must
be reliable, and a man of good parts;
therefore, if on service at the United
States mint, he could not, with pro-
priety, be, called a mint's spy.
The mystery that a Rockland boy de-
slres the advancing years to unfold is
why he is always rushed of to bed when
he is not in any degree sleepy, and made
to get up when he is so sleepy that it
seems as if his whole system was clog
ged with pitch.
A Quincy small boy was looking at
some scriptural engranings, and gazed
long and earnestly upon a representa-.
ton of Adam and Eve in their prim-
tive dress. Turning to his mother, he
| noIyAI ksNTa didn1f Adam nnd Euo
wear any clothes?" mo, my son.
The lad reflected a moment, and SAID,
"By hockey, though, but I'll bet the
mosquitoes jist made them hump them
selves lively!"
Browns Household Panacea
is the most effective pain destroyer in