Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-10-01
Y. A. II. w.
Makes Sum Suggestions Upon
the Exhigencies Of the Cham
pain and its MOOving Sperits.
WHEELIN, Sep. q, 1850.

WHEELIN, Sep. 81, 1880.
Mistur CANNED, Editur and so forth.
Dear Sur-I wus much pleased with
yure klassik remark about that ole Teller
tibet sot down onto the bank TO wash his
feat, and got wet awl over hisself, but
/ CESS he needed victim don't yu? he
wus everdently durty wusen't he?
Howsever j didunt no he wus runnin
fur amy offs gist now; i hevent
hurd his name m~enshuued by
ennyboddy bee4 but you. Now wussent
them gals butiiul tother mite? gudness
erasmus wasent tina purity when tina
give that gold flag and silk tossels toower
f~ellers, and wusent it Mise when over
helth ofiser made EN- awl members, and
give em bagges too ware onto thare bus
SONS when tina march into the purses
sions on akOunt Nv thare helths. Oh
inland then yer dlddent here,
or did yer the kapital speech, at
the kapitul of the onerabul jacob kem-
Pile? it wus gist magnifesunt. he sored
abuv the klouds accept wunst, when he
went a fishin, sum whares or anuther
in a mud-whole fur, tadpoles, and got
awl over muddy and Shiny and diddent
git it awl of hisself eether bee 4 he made
his valubel orashun and
swan i thot he he'd bin drunk,
aud wallerin around in sum
gutter ontil he explained how he cum too
be so durty jist yu tell jake, il yu see
him bee 4 / du, when hee gose fshin to
hev better bate. & gil after Suckres, an
stan outo the bank WHARF he wont git
muddy, and then peepul wont suspeckt
heed bin onto a spree, i wuddent 90 a
fishin fur tadpoles & lizzurds 4
Cars. ennyhow a rutin around
among the mud like a burned
hog. wood yer? he kant keep his knows
eileen if he dus that. kin he? Nur his
close nuther. jake is too poplar and
smart like to thro himself ava that way,
becaws them infurnal demmikrats laf
at him when tina don't no what tina are a
latin about. he ort to talk slo like, and
plane, so tina Good understand him. He
has a powerful inflooence with the peo-
pul, and kan max EN- laff at
him, but it wont du too make
EN- mad. we rant rotes and a CRATE menny
Nv EN- this iaul kummin in the ensooin
elexion and We must koLsilyate the
people or well be licked sure as shutin.
| was reedin luther da about A. CANNED
goin thru the i NV a nedul and i wus
wonderin whether he wus emmy kin
folks too WI, or no., and wether hee got
thru or no and il he did weather he had
his hat on or not. it must hev bin
a mitey tite squeez tn git thru thare and
lie be burned il believe it, du yu. /
hope its so caws its got tn be dun agin.
Weel hev tn git up anuther storey now
sense Hancock has k~ontradicted that
wun about payin awl the bills them reb-
bells ose. becaws the peepul beleevs hes
in ernest if he is arebbell hisself-jist yu
study up anuther wun sumthin start.
lin that will skeer EVERY boldly
most tn deth. Make elm Quaik like
We must hev sensashuns, Max EN-
How'll, i believe now weel harry Rode.
Hand shoor, and eff We du We've gotten.
Conklin hes ockupide that state here
to4 and bees goin tn max a fu speeches
fur us now. so it'll be awl rite. Yures
affecktionat, in afflickshun.
Y. A. T. w.
i hevent emmy time now tn rte a p.
s. but don't 81 ennything agin ConKlin
now. waite til after the elccshun.
Y. A. 7. w.