The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-07-15
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RrN. JosEra oooK dined with the
young ladies of Binghanton College, and
talked to them for an hbtf about the
mistakes Of college life:
An idaho woman didn't faint. when an
Indian seized hef, but she broke away,
picked up a ~pitchfork, and he joined his
tribe with two portfolios IN his lungs.
A NEW YORK halter says that only
one man out of seven selects q hat that
becomes him, and that's one reason why
we are not a better looking nation.
THE Kansas Commercial Indicator
intimates that there is a growing demand
for shorthorn cattle in the far West,
among the Texas, and Colorado ranch
men,
AIN Illinois gifi with a breach of prom
Use slit testified that it was tie Usual
thing for girls to show their love letters
to fifteen OF twenty other girls, in order
to make them jealous.
A JEALOUS Boston paper has this fling:
"About the one rich New York family IN
seventeen is the average number that is
annually detected In entertaining a bar
Der under the delusion that he is a Rus
sian nobleman." df
Irmay pay to advertise medicine fot
COWS on rocks, trees, and pasture fences,
where animals can See the letters but
goods intended fof human Beings should
be made familiar through the newspar
pers of the day.
MorHER SSaTIEtwS1lRr, the apostle of the
women's temperance crusade In Ohio,
has formed, a Women's, Temperance
| Union at Atlanta, Ga, with Mrs. Gov
ernor Colquitt as its President, and is
working hard for her cause throughout
the South. J6 0eGhH8E
SENATOR GoNkttNa is said by a CORE
spondent of the Syracuse Journal to be
so impressed with the value of time 'sthat
he utlizes the moments in which the
toilet demand attention by committing
to memory some verse of poetry, some
maxims from wise men, or some fact he
desires to have on call"
The Partisan says that a dandy is not
merely finely dressed puppet on. an eff
Terminate man, but o; person who devotes
q s~uperhueus amount of thoughtnot only
to the cut of his clothes, but also to his
attitudes, the rapidity or slowness of his
pronunciation and the style OF his gest-
ures!e sal sqea{r Htf II ustf tvsi
'1F I should meet the dastardly rebel
that shottme.p said q Boston war veteran,
on drawing $i,600 dollars In peision dr.
Fears, sehe'd have to swallow a bottle of
wine. "2EtcAanye. The papers will
make out next, THAT the soldiers who
draw THE pensions are IN "cahoot" with
the rebels, and that the war was a put up
job between them to. get PENSIONS
PecEs Sun.
% LAST wear there we're 2, TO horse races,
occupying in al 478 days, The value
of the stakes amounted to 50, 100000.
The winner of the Derby made F$$35, 900.
The races lasted from February to No
vember. Noblemen were the greatest
participants. The trotting time for a
h mile has been, lowered from three min
II utes,s in 1920, to 2.123, October %, 1879.
E-St. Julian, at San Francisco.
THE "best society" of San Francisco is
said to be more amusing than the same
class in any other city Inproof OF this the
NesOs Letter says: ga lady was amazed,
on presenting her card at a Taylor street
mansion, to see the servant inspect he1
from head to foot, and then return hei
card, with the remark: .'My mist'ess' or.
ders are very strict, mum. Sorry cant
admit you to-day, but we don't receive
people twice in the same costoom.'"
SCENE, parlor: Student andlady friends
CThe ladies are great admirers of the
opera singer, Miss o.: First lady
doesn't she dress becomingly?' Stu
dent-.rYes." Second lady-"And 81
modestlyl" Student-'Yes. Third lady
-'.And SO simply" Studene'fYes.'
First lady-"By the way, how was sh,
dressedlastnight?" Student-t1ntights
Ladies' change the subject. TIL
Magenta.
CHICAGO is a wonderful city consider
ing its youth, whatever enviots contem
poraries may say of it. For example
the beef canning business of the place
employs over 1000 hands, requires 300,
600 head of cattle annually, and SO rap
idly increasing is it that it is expected
million quadrupeds will ere long be re
quired to supply the raw material. TIL
beef before the canning is corned ant
BOXED.
THE New York papers tell the stor.
that an old lady who had taken q hous
for the summer in the neighborhood Q
Pelham Bridge had always associated tn
sound of a horn with a dealer In fish
Hearing the sound of Colonel Kane
Tally-Ho coach announcing his arrival L
that manner for the first time She sallie'
forth to the road, stopped the coach, an
remarked to the person driving that sh
would like some sea bass.
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