New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-10-16
Don't resign, English. The whole country wants

Don't resign English. The whole country wants
4 whack at YOU
Election day comes only two weeks from next
Tuesday. The Democrats will DO able to pull
themselves together just in time to be knocked
down again.
This is n pretty comfortable country for an honest
man to live in, after ALL
By the way. where is Voorhees, When lastheard
from on Wednesday, be refused" to give up In
diana.
Fernando Wood is justified IN INDUCING, if he
wishes to- in a irst-class huff at Hancock. what
does the Superb suppose the great Tariff tinker was
making such rumpus Ov r the tariff Tor IN Gon-
press in 1873. if 1t was merely local lasneI fer-
haps lie did not notice the rumpns at all-perhap5
he never heard of Fernando
The mud-rnachnes continue their sputter, either
from force of habit or because they have nothing
else to do. It's melancholy spectacle
English continues to send dispatches to the New
York Democrats at their expense. He will send a
photograph of himself presently. marked collect"
The presence of a blue og, OF suiphuEous DOOR
hanging over the Democratic headquarters, VIII be
the sure indication of its arrival
Yes, Hancock will take his seat bat it will be
the we!l-worn one on Governors Island.
Barnum upfts once more the familiar cry of
1fraud" Wherever Democratic schemes to buy a
state are unsuccessful that refrain follows as surely
as an echo. The giied Moses called 1t ringing nre-
hell in the night. The country Is accustomed 10 the
sound, and lntelpretS II accurately a5 "a wall OI
despair
Chairman Jewell has serious notion to propose
70 Chairman Barnum that he move to make Gar
fields election unanimous
Not new rebel nag has appeared for three days.
johnny Reb is suffering from a depression of
spirits.
A clever LITTLE campaign card ia in circulation
which sums up the Democratic view of the October
disasters capltaly A Democrat. with a very large
mouth and very wild eye is portrayed upon 1t.
saving, with uplifted hand and tremendous EN-
phasis: "Evcuse me- if yon please; but Mule
Blrnum has raised HI III lnioanny. and don't You
forget it," The figure of the person TO whom tins
is addressed is stroke OF pure genius. He stands,
the picture of ablcct helpleSsnesS, with 1ar-aWay
look in bis eye, and his hands tuche benc1h par
of dropping tails which bear in sable let ers
the figures 329n His general ASPECT IS very much
like that If tue editorial page of The WOrd news
paper-Slck.
1t is ably remarked by several dumbfounded Dam-
cratic editors that the disaster in Indiana will
soIidify the New-Yorls Democratic vote 1t will
by boiling 1t down.
Bezhoovrr is jealous. lie thinks he had some
thing to do with the glorious result, well as 500.
He is right. lie was very able Republican ssIs-
tant.
Look out for a split IN the Solid South.
What does tho Democratic pledge Of n tariff for
revenue only" mean to American workingmen
Simply n reduction of their wages in order to secure
an increase of The wages of English wOrkingmen.
The workingmau, therefore, who shouts for Han
cock shouts to cut down his own pay.
The outlook for a man who spells negro with two
g's to become President is Il little more hopeless to-
day than it ever was before In fact it's local
issue.
Is there a Democrat IN the land who is stupid
as to think the country can be tarned about in two
weeks 1t is overwhelmingly for Garfield to-day
and all the mules ere lton can't pull il around to
Hancock by November g
Jere Black may as well start back to London and
tell Judah Z. Benjamin that Our cause" is lost
again.
Butler is very rascbe, told. SO is Null
lett, and Forney, and Boss Shepherd. They have
all tailed mistake.
Wall from Eaglish If only had o mortgage
on something for that $40, 900 I'd forecose it with
a bang But the whole Democratic party to-day
isn't worth that amount"
If Foruey would tell all he feels now his "articu-
late inspiration would be more copous and re-
markable than it in his life of Hancock.
October settles it. Farmer Garfield will gather
the harvest