The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-07-30
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II -AuNltE 10 uEeSSIltaAeIS-bt sure FUf 1t
:. right, then gore ahead.
!. The best board to be found at the White
/. Mountains-BucLboard
: He is wise who never acts without rc:-
: son and never against it.
The present Catholic population of the
United States is G,500,0 900.
4 Fans are carried more by gentlemen
! this year than ever before.
V The man who hanged himself died of
!. his own free will and IL cord
t Salt Lake City has an Episcopal church,
g ST. Marks, with 232 members.
Politenesss is as natural to delicate ma
lures as perfume is to flowers
When tea was first introduced into Eng
, land it was sold for $50 Il pound.
The Eulus are the finest, braYest and
most intelligent of the South African races.
A shark weighing eight hundred pounds
was caught on the Florida coast recently.
!. The wave OF fan is often more de-
structive than the water tapping on the
shore.
You always hear of the man who draws
the big prize i'll a lottery, but you never
!. meet him.
Dare to be true, nothing can need le
! fault which needs it most grows two thereby.
/ G. Herbert
To be agreeable in society, it behooves
one neither to see nor remember Il great
many things.
1t is said that many of the popular
brands Of cigarettes have dash of opium
in their makeup.
A deep moral hurt must leave its trace
as surely lis a deep wound in a mans fles.
must leave its scar.
Law is like sieve; you may ses. through
it, but you must be considerably reduced
before you get through it.
"a seaside residence" is the last phrase
| invented to describe a tWo-roomed hut
within sight of the ocean.
Innocence is a flower which withers
when touched, but blooms not again though
watered with tears.-HooDer.
! It rains alike on the just and the unjust
on the just mainly because the unjust
have borrowed their umbrellas.
| Our forefathcrs could not harbor the ide:,
of paying taxes on their tea; so they COM
promised by harboring the tea.
| An Idaho woman who was caught by
an Indian broke away from him and pu.
two holes in him with pi;chtork.
/ Our annual production of gold and sill
yer is estimated at $4,000; ;000-a very
considerable ''inliation'' of the currency
The Constantinople of to-day resembles
a city of the middle ages, where every Que
wore Il weapon wherewth to defend his
life. ..
| The only great burden that will be laid
upon the circus of the future will be the
invention OF new names for the same old
| animals.
A young lady has opened an office for
dentistry i'll Cincinnati. She is said to be
well educated in her profession, and very
ladylike.
Go your way, and don't bother about
your neighbors- \ man never peeps
through a key-hole without finding some
thing to vex him.
In concluding All article on the last corn
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niticent pair Of ears
The Whitehall Times man, who has
tried both, says, "Kissng by telephone is
about as satisfactory as scratching your
head with sunbeam"
A New Jersey colored man, whose wife
had left, said, ''She would come back if
frowd her some sugar; but amt frowin'
no sugar; do you heah?"
The British Medical Journal says that
garlic will cure more ills and ailments
than any five drugs which can be named.
Go to the onion and be wise.
The spots on the sun, so much talked
about, have melted somebody to say that
the sun has the spotted fever. It is plain
that something is the matter
Scene Of reconciliation between lovers:
She-s'So be it. will agree that / have
my faults He-"O, yes!!'' She (indig-
nantly)-"What are they, pray?2'
"My cousin, whom sent you last week,
doctor, is an imaginary invalid, isn't he2"
"Of course he is. The fellow has a con-
stitution which defes all our remedies -
In the forty-two years during which
| Lady Burlette-Coutts has been in posses
sion of her great fortune she has disbursed
over five millions of dollars in benefac-
| tions.
The white wax used by ladies in con-
nection with their sewing is the diseased
secretion of central China fly. Last
years crop of this article was valued at
So, ,250,000.
A Canadian on visit had letter Of in
PRODUCTION to an uptown liquol-dealer,
which ended by asking the dealer to use
the hearer like trump" The liquor
dealers arrest.
A correspondent Of the Country Gentle
man keeps his fowls out of the garden
and raises winter food for them at the
same time-by planting a suntioWer hedge,
seeds one or two inches apart.
A Kansas farlner found fourteen old
hats, six clothes-lines, two straw beds,
ten pie tins and an eight-day clock on his
farm after.a tornado, and he wants the
owners to prove property and pay charges.
/ Old Prob has at last found ct how to
! regulate the weather: when he wants
rain, he buys a new umbrella; when he
wants high temperature, he puts on his
Iwinter flannels; when he wants Il polar
. wave, he goes to summer resort.
..This,' said the dentist, facetiously, as
they entered the operating-room i'll his
J new house, SIS my drawing-room;" and
j as they arrived ut the dining-rooln, his
friend capped him by rernarking, And
this is your fillingroom, suppose
recent outbreak Of typhoid fever in
Bristol, England, was traced to the milk
supply. The medical officer found that
one farmer washed his can in stream
which, two miles above, was, unknown to
him, polluted by sewerage and the putrid
carcasses of animals recently dead Of con-
tagious disease.
s fond mother wants to learn how her
: son viii turn out. That's easily done. II
he's wanted to 60 out and weed the gar
den. he will turn out slowly and relnct-
antIy, and be two hours dressing. # he's