The Portland daily press., 1880-07-15
Toledo Blade.]
Nasty.
The Democracy Of the Corners Have
Some Doubts which Mr.. Nasty Dispels
with his Usual Ability.

There hez ben altogether too.much muir
m'rin among the Dimocrisy NV the Corners to
SCOT me, and determined to bring it to a he'd.
The first dooty Nv Dimokrat is to vote the
tikkit set before him, and If he kant do that
he amt no Dimokrat. The Western landlord
who had fastijus boarder wich didn't like
hash had the proper method. When the
boarder put in mild protest that he would like
suthin beside hash the landlord pulled out a
karvin nfe, and seezin him by the throte re-
markt, "You do like hash, don't yoo?" The
boarder looked at the nife and concluded thar
hash was the best possible food for him, and
order was restored to wunst.
Precisely SO in pollytix. Eff a Dmekrat don't
like nominashun, the karvin nife must be
appealed to.
Deekin Pogram swore that he woodn't vote
for Hancock, nohow Hancock wore a bloc
uniform doorin the war, and he [Pograml he'd
suffered too much by the subioogashen nv the
South to support any man wich he'd assisted in
the subioogashen.
Issaker Gavitt woulden't vote for Hancock,
becoz he bleeved that Tilden shood hev bin
nominated, or some Dimekrat equally able to
open a barl or two.
Bascom did MT like the nominashen, for he
he'd, ez yit, seen no indicashens NV any expen
ditoors for the coz.
Captain M'Pelter remarkt that the nomina
shen Nv Hancock wuz a betrayal NV the South.
becoz Hancock he'd born arms agin the centred
iiees of Suthern Dimocrisy.
he'd one reply to make to these misgidid
men, witch 1 did. Ez to the bari, there wuz
other barls besides Tiden's. Hancock he'd MT
much NV a bari, but he he'd trends wich he'd,
and English he'd one NV his own. The Corners
mustn't jump at conclusions. The Corners
kin wait. The refreshen shower will come,
and the Corners will git all that it is entitled
to. No Reform Dimocratic committee is
a-goin into campane without money, and we
shel git our share NV it. 1t is US NV the Cor
ners who beZ to colonize the suthern counties
in Injeany for the October eleckshun, and NV
course they will be money pervided to pay our
expenses. So much for that.
EZ to the nominaShen NV General Hancock
wat more Good we want? Wat difference does
it make to us who the candidate is? Wat we
want is results. want the post offs, that
may live in comfort and pay what owe to the
citizens NV the Corners. Wild cheers Is
saker Gavitt wants to be collector, and Captain
M'telter wants place in the revenoo, and
Deekin Pogram wants to be suthin or other
Then the Corners wants Seceshn Criuk slack
water, and ralerode connectin it with the
Suthen Pacific, and custom house; and she
wants her Suthern soljers penshund, and the
losses she sustained made good by the Fedrel
Government
Eff General Hancock is electid, is he agoin
to continyoo the niger Lubbock in the post
otts? Is he goin to continyoo Pollock the
Illinoy disturber, ez collector? Is he goin to
refooze the Corners the internal improvements
they want? Eff we wich elected him wants
penshuns and pay for losses, is he goin to re-
fooze?
Not much The creature kin never be 500
pericr to the creator. 1t is zoe wich will make
him President ef he is President. 1t is to as
he will owe his rise. and he cant go back onto
us.
1 hairt bit afrade nv emmy man wich will
take nominashen at our hands. A Northern
man that will do that may be counted upon to
carry out the bargain that gave him to u.s. for
he hez nothin else to do. When sich a man
comes over to us he bun ms his briggs and is ours
for keeps. he'd ruther trust him than
Suthern man, for he hez everything to make
by bein troo to us and nuthin to lose
700 say we mite hev nominated q Suthern
sojer Jist ez WELL Troo, but we Good not hev
electid him. The North wood resent that, and
we shood hev bin no better off than we are
now. But Hancock will ST tho Ne-.her., sutes
necessary to eIseonim, and ez he will doc our
work jisG the same ez Suthern man, wat diff
ference is it to us? 1 don't keer wat yooniform
a sojer wore in the war, so that he does wat
we want him to now.
We want post offices and appropriashuns
and OF we elect Hancock we git en-, and eff we
don't, we don't. Let us be as wise as serpints
anyhow, jist now, and the dove biznis we will
consider hereafter
The friends took another view nv the matter
alter my remarks, and decided that after all it
wood be better 70 support Hancock corjelly
Alluv us agreed to go TO Injeanny in time to
vote there in October, pervidin alluz the funds
wuz forthcomin. Issaker Gavitt sez he will
manage to git in five good votes, and Capt
ners isall rite agin, and the Dimocrisy may
look foi good report from Inieanv I shell
organic. for that State to wunst. The skies is
britenin.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY with hopes).