Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1880-07-22
HERE AND THERE.



uRPn avn r4rer.
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DR.. Tanner is "a years old.
Gen.ralIv the boarder who oomplains of
too weak tea has Insufficient grounds for
complaint
And now thew sav Currie ia seourino tb
country for tbose iurors WIN dare to sav
he was inaane
C,ovo,ond man !. on om;o,ad with in
somnia that he has m on IN church in
order to Qst to sleep.
,cro .h, hu.otou ,u,,o .,.a ,,ao,s,s "
saws 'ne oSa"n ] T.o ''as.5 am5 I'os b"m. n,su ,nn
generally more bone than flesh.
WI, raa,r,,,, .a~,,,, .a,so, l.,
b;s ,honha as oana',., I'M 'a aa,;.;,, paan a,s
thav M An ssn hs ID i,ad aUor a na,nr.I ~. I daa,h
.~s.,,.. - a.. ,a,a wv ~ p.u.. ,u,.
hos aiwans ] hoan m e o,rona v penuh;,oan saws "
10 ' aaa,, - 80 ~ ,1 s ,'opgo p,af-''' Pa.,
on'" 'o.o ~ ii'.A 0'''' ,'''
40. WI W.T. .s,'.,,,'l onren m p.ay'he VIII
a mn w. ~ ni''' n"'' 'ee" very 'n'"p
o"s.
ihe nieA'chiis uehlanu .nat AeA"s PeoPie
snail give up lot OF uhmB tney nave Duilt
in the Rio Grande. but the Texans don't
o;yo , 5a,,,
s'o "'n''
Ii you are ever brioed and don't Know
II, the proper way to do IL to come out IN
pamphlet and give your reason Tor not
knowing 1t.
The potato-bug is great blessing to
New Jersey, as otherwise they wouldn't
nave any oait, worms not peln8 apie TO
i've In their sandy soil.
1t is mean man who will fool bag
gage master by labelling his trunk sin
destructible," and 30 causing the baggage
master to handle 1t gently.
This is the season at which the colleges
shoot off the alphabet, and he must be a
man of very low degree who is not hit
with two or three capital letters.
Patti is disguised with the GOODNESS of
her French audiences. They don't show
half as much Friendship to her as they
used to.-New Orleans Picayatne.
The nan who first assested that there
was honor among thieves ought to have
lived to belong to some of the city
councils of to day.-Detron Free Press.
A jolly young man of Nahant,
For nautical hd hoa,,h, honors lsi did % pant
Some large elothes~he was fat
But endure the sad sea waves he can't.
Twenty steam thrashine machines are
in operation at woodford county, Ken.
tucky. Luckily, they were not allowed
to start until after the census had beer
taken
Several ladies' In Memphis have made
| application for positions az letter carriers
but the officials decided that they nevel
could read all the postal cards and ge
around ON time.
Saws an exchange. SIT ia strange. bu
nevertheless true. that the tallest minister,
preach the shortest sermons" We bav,
| ALWAYS noticed that tall olergymen wer,
| ,ha ~, 90, ,onnlor
'he mos' popuini'
| A bass d.um well played eau cover III
| tba moor noteo of ,,,a cor,.t ,layars o,;t,
snccessfullv. This IN wbv tbe noores
brass bands have the loudtst bass drum
Mem Haye3, Reoisetr.
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Io;a Mas Sat a, AZ ahs.o aJuao
, INV .h LIE, a,n.u ''il.n u. 'n' p'a' preaHias v
ohon,a ,,,n 5aos 81, oha,,iS To ,o;, AZ
| nnou,o ~ ny uoai ao nnoui" ~ e"iu Hhr
Smith, with exceeding earhestness.
ct boya olways tbouobt ~ uo;d Uboa,sr
| nn'o "i"aJo tuo"th', on'u "neoioi
,.n", "t % ;,sa,e ana;,s"n"a,,. !, ,ho has
odo "na ,et;na 81 sss VIZ, ~ ,b auo a5r.;uin,rl SS
nu a;a 'a.s 9 u .n n. ", In, ,,;' .ne a.'hsi hi;
,, ,iou - eeu d., "'o'o "'i 'nins' was oia'
i'ou, "oV,
Aua awav wnen ,n tbn ,lS cahn T,yeIes n dn,S p,yw
And sought the comfort
Ihat lce walter grants
ana splled IL over ms pfah-hew yAchiihg sut.
Little johnny went fishing last Sunda
r,;,ho,,t ,o,,,,it;,,, III, ,ns,,., N
"inoue CONSULTING MS Pafeh's. NeA
morning neiBhpors y ooy met MIN an
asked: "Dld you catch anything, yestel
day ?" Mot till [ got bomen was tn
r,tha, odd raa,o,,o
ia'nei s"" ieeponee'
unepe luma ws young , nrinns ii ot % batoaaoes
W. There were studies in sharks,
Solemn storks Ia Marks,
ana lieAuS oi w''u rcu s'ugs ana gray uoes'
Editors who desire to make suggestion
upon the proper building and manage
ment of steamships should do so befor
the next collision. They are, after all th
only men tit to build and run steamboa
W. T. CoW"e'o'aS AdoeTeeSer.
Verse from Puritan hymn:
s'My soul IL but n rusty lock-
Lord, oil II with thy grace;
And rub it, rub it, rub 1t, Lord,
oh.i' sec my iace'
"Pbyslc, says an old surgeon, lis IL
art OF amusing the patient while natui
cures the disease" All! but when th