Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-03-19
Friday Evening, March 10. 1880.

ODDS AM. EHps.>
The rear Of . hosSe Is In front.
Az 20 the Utes 10 90 the A0rmons.
II the hens would only pray, "Now ] lay"
Taimaxo's tabernacle has been mortgaged for
Never present q gift eaying thatit is no use to
,. 4 long ;:.,ng,e curl is again added to the most
Tue wealth Of Harvard University has increas-
ed 5000 900 since 1870.
Que hundred thousand people In Silesia are
with famine. \
The propern name Of the Indian chief, 'SItttng
Bull' Is I-yO-tan- ka-ta-tan- K
4 printers hand /, in an ordinary days work.
Will travel = distance VI nine miles.
A nephew. Of Jim Blaine, according to the
Sherman Chronicle. Is tending bar In sherman,
Texas.
since last November over forty thousand per
part f Asia.
1t is estimated that about 5000 900 Of the
population live by agriculture and 5000. 600 by
Mamma" what are twins made for?" Her
may eat philOpenas."
The worst thing that one can wish ones WORT
enemy is to have her hat blow on some day when
Sue ~ W8lAlnk OuL i'll neF ulSteF. II
Anew book is entitled "A Woman After All. "
be cOntented with q square divide.
Atlanta has turned out to welcome her first
Chinaman. That Is, twelv. colored washer
women run him q mile aud q half.
Dante IT s., and Brigham Young mlev When IL he was ;S
IL. ~. 20. Fl, ~, %, "a, 25, ana 50 on.
Pay no attention to slanderers and gossip +
monsers; Keep straight GU In your course, aud
let their backbitinx die the death OF neglect.
Always bear ~ mind that 'calumniators nav
USUALLY. be trusted to time and the slow but
steady Justice Of public opinion"
America imported from Europe last wear over
10000 zoo gallons OF wine, an increase over the
gallons.
A little girl IN wrote an essay on the COW
managed to state before closing that the ''cOW Is
the most useful animal in the world except
religion"
and the New York Herald fund still accumniates;
like . rolling SNOWFALL. 1t now amounts to OVER
Chinese hats. woven Of reeds, will be used for
country shade hats; They Will be embroidered
in creWels or else trimmed with Q eilken scarf or
a tissue veil.
Beecher says that when church is out Of debt
1t begins to die. II this Is true the New York
Methuselah.
He who betrays anether's secret because he
has quarrelled with him, was never worthy of
the sacred name Of friend; q breach Of Blindness
will not Justify = breach Of trust.
on for q month-in default Of $50 bail-for per-
\ sistently coughing and blowing her nose close
to the pulpit In order to worry the parson.
The fourtleaved clover has supplanted the
pins and dH bracelets, and il IS used i 10 o n 'est
easels, albums, picture frames and everything
else that can be decorated. ID +
There are s yentern and a half men to e cry
above item, ''If girls knew what I know, they'd
take that halt man rather than none at all !"
Abbreviation in !etter-writi!ing. such as ye
time. is in vogue in London fashionable circles
With the revival Of Queen Anne art and deco
ration. Qneen ANN spelling Is certainly In
good form.
About one thousand men and women have
been thrown out Of employment in the govern
ment printing office In Washington. owing n
the exhaustion Of the appropriation for thSt
office for this fiscal year. This is democratic
Agentleman addressed his servant; "James
how is it that my butcher bills are 80 large. and
q always have such dinners?" Really. sir, i
don't know. for am sure we never have any
some to the parlOr.'
"Whv am I like a sandwich ?' said young
Snobson platnttyely, as a lady sat down eithel
side Of him ~ the h"rse car: Because we art
sells sweetly, and snobson mustered courage Il
squeeze out to the platform.
There IL row living in Shrewsbury, Conn.,. II
one house. under one roof. one family OF three
mothers, one grandmother. and one great gram
mother, two daughters and one granddaughter
one son. one grandson. and one great grandson
and but four persons In all.
A conside,a'e way to put It NOWADAYS is
led last fall by a gentleman of this city. Las
evening she reprOached him with his eccentri
city. and he shot her fatally. Out Of regar,
name.
Old Mr.. Hazlett. Of Oregon. thought he wa
going to die and I'm order that his heirs shout,
in greenbScks.. He didn't die. after ali; an
now when the heirs see him saving wood /
earn his bread, they naturally feel that they al
There will be some fun for the wicked thi
summer. The sight Of a Boston woman arraye
seams. and struggling uo Winter street In
ent direction. will be enough TO reconcile on
to losing + winter ulster.
"A gentleman not extremely given to piety WI
dismayea 5y being asked to say grace At
embarrassing TO comply would be equailys >.
He chose the latter and started bri>kly enoug
with, Oh. Lord. bless this table" Just her
) being unused to the business. he nearly hrok
l down. hut by Z. gigantic Ell 1T pulled throug
!, with World without end. Yours, respectful;
amen."i p. .as.
IS {: R; Hunter. a homeopathtc physician an
surgeon Of HOhOken. and an ex-Bapttst preacl
er. has eloped leaving a wife and two cir
accompanied by Miss Emma Andervert. twent
years Of age. whose parents are respectable al
well -to:do residents. Of Tottenvi,le, Staten I
land. The young lady was q guest. in the do
4 lorc widow has q great deal to confer