The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1880-05-27
PASSING SMILES.

GASSlNU SMlLESs
AIR CASTLES, we presume, are built OF
sun-bcams and here-rafters.
AFTER clothes are washed they may
be spread out for lawn dry.
MARY Waller calls the place where
she hangs her clothes, not closet, but
a pantry.
THERE is one man in Albany who
never gets too drunk to tell his own
name. 1t is Hicks
" FIGURES won't lie," is a mistake.
Some of the finest female figures upon
the street are nothing but!
"MIKE, did you ever catch frogs?
" Yes, sorr.' :" What did you bait
with?' "Bate 'em wild stick, sorr."
"iT is hard to please man who does
not wish to be lied about, and who can
not bear to have the truth told about
him."
NEVER jibe boom without ducking
your head This is important advice,
now that there are so many booms
coursing over the political sea.
HAroN ROUGE has lately increased her
police force to three men and dog The
dog is depended on to stand guard over
the officers while they sleep.
At a recent railroad festival the fol-
lowing striking sentiment was given:
sour mothers the only faithful tenders
who never misplaced switch"
THE idea that gun powder and whisky
will make a soldier feel brave is all nom
sense. Put him behind stone wall if
you want to see his spine stitien.
A BLOOMINGTON girl who "raised her
parasol to parry SOILS rays was SON
struck for Il match one moonlight night
not long ago. The flame ignite and
now they are united.
My Gretchen vas Il poorly girl,
Dot is der solemn troOt--
But zen shpoke her pap Won her,
lie push me nit his boot.
Ware opposed to holding the Worlds
Fair in New York. We have neither
sisters, cousins nor aunts living there,
and the hotel rates are always extremely
high at such times.
KEoKUK has man who always feels
, 1;u,,eition To writa noatry whom ha
,,o,s drmnk and four tomnoronca sneaE.
- Lo,,t oorutontI, an he rail hy
cIs di0 hoPU eo.'''"h'iy va A'' 'i''ii ~
public subscription.
A CLERGYMAN named Hoyle was SO
indiscreet as to register his name at a
hotel in Omaha. Within half an hour
M fewer than fourteen persons sent
thoir c,rds to his room to ascertain if a
amsh royal couldn' + beot four aces
n,xir, Wrpsrrp wos = oreot man
Inf when he found the MOS in the front
yard be got richt down 70 other mems
iavel in q minute and n half and he
JiIn't cl;mh hork until he lad used nm
.orery hr;rEh,t around the Mace
vo,',nra rool III a Hardwood
w. M ~ 'I ha. Ln "h ioras. h"n
ii'' La f'''" ,m,, +m" h"rrs for Won ~
tiss ma and there Won sit inst as if dad
w"uiJn,t come down in ten minutes and
cloSn thc sbnhon~ n--4ndr,,r,' Boz,r
wy T,,n a,a J., H. ;ndov 70 tho sor,
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runs " n,' n'% P'"s mJ I on ho 'n onta
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Gus, Jom ion o tno rn n VI m m N'
"n 'i0u.'eu no.o ,'n',.9 S', a., N'0A'A'
And vV dressed "S it 10 mis- Iirs and said
NY ownest own, nave you . no, oeeh
A-oolihs win All ohioh-peu'
AppopOS OF NANES-FirSt SWELL
.,a.',IiJ I;l,o NIor,r NOT ,oorI,, GO rrott,,
AS NIary;" wonder they don't change
the day of the month to Mary" Second
swell" Clevaw idea, bah Jove! make
awstas good to June, YOU know
W1,reortb1v use is II excla;med
,onruid Wnshinpton swell the other
morning "our tWying to he awisto-
nw.t;c monarch;ai and that sort of
tbin@ when a senator Of The limited
S st9, oats neanuts while riding in tho
street. street cars We re nothing but a dim d
hnrr;J rennblic after all y
''V rn ~ traan Ttn m,.uo, u,,n., %
lnam wHat . total abstinence " means