The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1880-03-31
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A dangerous game for elevated
railroads-Leap frog.
The temperance party has sample t
room for reform efforts.
No part of man will stand SO
many blows as his nose.
The electric light at present ap
pears to be turned down.
The grandsons of the Gear of Rus
STA are geLu ne czqrdines.
Leap year doesn't amount to very
much-the men are so coy.
The waves of a woman's handker
chief have wrecked many man.
Ought woman kiss a tobacco
chewer9 Yes, if she chews and has
fine.cut mouth.
Animal sponges soak up water
Human sponges absorb whiskey, gin,
beer, and such.
A hen is so perverse that nobody
ever succeeded in getting one to set
for photograph.
A dogs tail is the greatest novelty
of the age. Why? Because no one
ever saw it before.
The average Yankees will trade
almost anything, but somehow they
object to trade dollars.
1t would not be exactly the thing
to call chestnuts eggs because they
are buried fruit, would it2
The bride who sings "Do they
! miss me at homer" is unreasonable.
E They speak of her as Mrs. now.
The "Pinafore' gag is supposed
e to have originated in answer TO the
!. question, "Is London Punch ever
> funnyS"
o Mrs. Brown says her husband is
such q blunderer that he can't try
d on a new boot without putting hi
l. foot in it.
n Now they say that Tennyson is
l. plagiarist. His "Blow, bugle, blow!
'e was probably cribbed from an ode t.
'e Influ MA.
'e An exchange has discovered tina
!. fat men are never hanged. 1t prob
'r ably takes too long for justice to Gil
"a cumvent them.
le The habits of fruit are peculiar
is we have seen raisin box, g
j. drum and an apple stand all day o
"a the corner of a street.
III "Minnie, I wish you would nj
give milk to your kitten on the ca
nd pet Minnie: "Don't disturb he
ry She is on her last lap"
ar The difference between a man VIII
DIS digs in the ground and one who dig
ct in books is that the former digs fl
ID, hire and the latter for lore.
he There are no cats in Green'an
Id But they have native dog that c.
on howl hole in the side of an iceber
ng so the natives don't miss the ca
pc A Western editor says one hug
ose worth a dozen love letters, and tn
EN- cannot he introduced as evidence
ley breach of promise suit eth
A child being asked what W.
8 a the three great feasts of the Je,
the promptly and not Immature
any replied: breakfast, Dinner q
ost Supper"
an How does courtship look?
her looks and he looks; that is how
Illus looks. What is it like2 She sig
d and he sighs-that is about
hen signs of it.
ard An English coachman was asl
for to tie up dog, and he resigned
as the ground that it was the butte
no duty. The butler declined and
ven signed, and the earl tied up the
me himself.
rees Topper may be all right abou
rops baby in the house being well-spr
of pleasure; but if he lives tho
Vino and years he will not succeed
c,sr making his next-door neigh
,,o, think so.
a., When one Of those over-crow
.,,s elevated trains in New York ju
the track and kills lot Of pee
low the managers can't say that
:, didn't know it was loaded W
,vor il went of.
il is ihu's"Ah' "''' '"' n"
NON you were coming home in this
a,., dition, I should have gone home
,ho my fathers" Inebriated husbI
!, ho "Hic-would you? Pm awful 8
rur didn't send you word-hic."
. h;s "Don't I make pretty pictu
,;s exclaimed Jones, rather ruefully
49, he stepped upon the river bank {
;n,o his baptism through the ice.
picture9" replied bis friend,
should call it silly wet"
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