Smyrna times., 1880-07-21
WHOLE NO. 1907.
Current Opinion.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS.

Ill, IN inc music Of life man blows the boI.
lows woman touches the keys.
Until the bicycle is made to carry ,,ro
10 true woman viii forgive the inyonIo1
Sharks seldom attacl, man in a batbir.,
''l''' IL IS as easy to scare sharks as crow.
MurdIerins the blaol, sheep of tho aocI.
u 5;.rro .ne Western way Of wiping out a family
In Switzerland tho servants wake vo,, mn
70 70 see the sun rise. In this couniry ,I,n Ir
ilies do it, ' '0"''''S INC
Gould and Vanderbilt, with all their
wealth, cannot now get up q corner in
snow shOveis. Al
Mrs, Hull was a good woman. Cbaqtiro
LoN CLAIMS to have been a good man. IIas
no gone TO meet Mrs. Hull?
-, Plenty of people pay moro to see Doctor
amer starve than they would give 10 =
Oesgar IN the same condition.
Women seldom shoot thcmsolve, occ;.
oentaILy with gun or pistol They arc
always sure thc thing is loaded.
Some men are like circular saws vor..
good IN their way, but apt to "cut" rco,I,
who are too familiar with them.
\ Society for the Prevention Of Cruelty
10 %tomachS, and with power to arrest poor
cooks, would fill ng-felt want.
\ Philadelphia student of forestry has
iuSC made the astonishing discovery that
beech trees never grow on the beach.
The popularity of the French styIe Of
bathing dress is largely due to its cheanpess
-haIt yard Of material is about all that
is required.
The little Indian boys of CarIysle arc
stoned by white Sunday-school bows but
nave not yet got sufficiently civilized to
stone back.
The town that cannot boast Of 4 man
who has tasted forty days many time doc.
not amount to much or it is without an on.
terPrising newspaper.
\ professor Of the Elmira Female Col.
Iege Is escortlnS one hundred young ladies
OH tour Of the Western lakes. If he
can get fame he is bound to have fun.
People who dare each other to swim lopr
distances from the beach are enioyiu.,
themselves at the summer resorts and
helping the undertakers to make an honest
living.
So many Americans are now in Paris
that the theatres there have very small
audiences. The parisians get all the
amusement they want listening 10 tho
Americans talk French.
Half the people who 20 to Saratoga
| never drink the waters OF that place be.
! cause they not like the edor. They prefer
fluids which DO not emit disagrceablo
odor until after they get down.
Colonel Cash, the South Carolina duclist
who killed Colonel Shannon, says he is
ready for a trial. If he escapes it will not
he the first time that cash has successfully
influenced jury in . murder trial.
Texas now claims to have a GOOD climate
for consumptives. The Texans evidently
want to lure some sick people down there
| so as to be able to say that a resident of
that State has died natural death.
An Ohio woman jumped from a train
! going at the rate of twenty miles an hour,
and after alighting upon her head was
| picked up unlnjured. Nature cannot af-
ford to lose any of the mothers of future
presidents.
For sixty-two years the diligsnt and self.
denying Moravians have been at work
ameng "Greenland's Icy Mountains" 1t
is estimated that during this timo 10000
Greenlanders have been gathered into the
Christian Church.
People who lose thousand dollar diamond
rings on the beach are making their an
nual visit to the seashore. The facts get
into the papers and thousands go to the
same resorts in hopes of stumbling over
the gems and presenting them to the
owners.
Do not waste time in pleasure or recrea-
ton do not spend a moment with your
family that can be given to business do
not allow your money-making schemes to
leave your mind for an instant, and even
when asleep try to dream of them. Force
every man to pay up to the last dollar,
with interest, and in time you will become
as rich as English. You may never have
a statute erected to your memory, but you
can have a costly gravestone.