The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-03-28
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Col. Z. p. Snow Dayy Davis Is the
bsby elephant in politics
Jaques Braun: The least offensive
brass band Is n dollar bracelet.
J.w. Hammond: Every bird pleases
rs with its especially the hen.
Bergman: The jealous mind Il
fsstoShed with the cobwebs Of suspi.
eion,
A. ktlamsky. Women are funniest
when they say nothing; but women are
so seldom funny.
He. Buechner: II a man ought 70
keep duty rs his guide, Of course he
must never discharge IL.
w. G.. provinces: Ina political cam
uaign, he who runs may read what
everybody thinks Of him.
Erbert Clarke: Seven dollars week
with solitude win pan out better than
ten dollars week and twins.
w. ii. Miller: The gout is brake
which a wise Providence puts on a
mans legs when he is living too fast.
Louis Loeb: Scandinavian servant
girls are becoming very popular. Their
hair Is the same color as oleomargs-
rine.
Prof. Stark: And now there are
radicals who claim that when Eve saw
the snake she had been drinking n
little.
lodge Pease Laramie City,: Why
should susan B. Anthony want TO voter
What has she done toward the next
eensusY
Susan d. Anthony: A woman never
talks hack 10 n looking-glass when 1t
tells her she is growing old. That's SO,
Susan.
T.B. Hicks: II you eat pork you
may have $1,000 trichin@ to every
square inch of your system. Let's eat
turkey.
CAPT. Montgomery: There were ten
major generals in the family OF the pat
riarc.i Jacob; at least there were ten
Juseph-hookers-
Geo. Ketchum: II the czar Of Rus
sia cannot punish his enemies in any
other way, he can abdicate and COON n
lecturing tour.
Billy Kiilian: There's lots of men
In this world like ROSTERS Take the
cockade and spurs OF from them and
YOU could not tell them from hen.
Nj. o'Brien: Many man will
confess to chills and fever who win not
ack nowleJge that his mother-in-law
has arrived sor her annual six weeks
visit
r. Frewen: When Americans strike
new mines they do not sit up all night
to find fancy name for TIE new town.
They take the first homely cue that is
thought Of.
Joe Fisher: Some Of the North Park
mine owners are SO sanguine that II
you show them piece Of ore they want
togo to the hank and deposit million
right Of.
W. L. Seeley: Keep your clothing
well brushed. II you have no brush,
tell your wife how you long for your
mothers cookery, and you will have
one instanter.
o. F. Cowhick: Tight shoes are said
bya Boston oculist to make bad eye
sight. Now we may account for the
fact that barefoot boys sec SO much
that Is going on.
Geo. W. Hoyt: The man who win
let the puzzle of 'fifteen' bother him for
two minutes when he could put In the
Time at yawning, Is guilty Of criminal
neglect Of his own best interests.
DIR. Maynard: This Is getting
70 be well padded world. There are
horse pads, foot pads, hip pads. liver
pads, kidney pads, lung pads and stom-
ach pads, and some one viii soon have q
pad for bald heads.
Y. +. Annett: The report that Ed
ison Is now engaged in manufacturing
iood for chickens which will make
hens lay colored eggs for Easter, is Q
eanard. There are too many campaign
lies told about the electric light in
ventor.
Ii. Garbanati: The Chicago Nec,
Woposes to punish polygamist By
making him live in house with all hii
wives and their mammas. This Il
dreadful. Does the Nacs look upor
~'ysamy as the objectionable sinY
Russell Thorp: Religious tracts sem
"a man with twelve cents postage dus
oa them, arelnot conducive either t,
ssngious thought, word or action.
nave In my mind young man who wa
luA wavering In the balance; the twelv'
cents decided him, and he became
h'wling heather.
A. G. Nc Gregor: A Nebraska mai
uas invented . machine to proven
naiketmen from selling stale eggs 70
e.n. Its success Is based upon th
&c. that whenever hen lays she kick
vaekward, when her foot will strike Al
s.ecsric disc, which causes rubbe
lamp to print the date on the newly
laid egg.
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