The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-05-13
CHIPS.

! New moon.
''0n Hand" tomorrow night.
These are dull days for everybody.
On the 18Th of May, 1868, YszOC
J City was taken.
Don't De too generous with your
temper. Keep it.
Only two Car loads of bullion ship
ped ON Wednesday.
More dirty, dusty dissgreeable
weather with a storm.
Wednesday was one OF the meat
dissgreeable days on record.
The beating Of Cinnamon is becom-
ing altogether too common.
1t was expected tina. the Oatsrio
would stars up again to-day.
Notes compose iavorite tunes; but
bank-nctee compose iOrtlnes.
The exhibition OF the bear was con-
tinued on the street on Wednesday.
Junction: a heavy passenger train
of thirteen cars went east this morn
ing.
The hare and hound race this
evening, providing tbs weather per
mite.
Straw hats and linen busters ara
indefinitely postponed, from uliterior
motives.
One bar OF bullion was recAivsd by
the Pacific Express Company on
Wednesday evening.
Prot. G. B. Plummar gives q fare
we'll entertainment in the Liberal
Institute this evening.
ChsrIea II. h. Jorgenson and
Ewin Lewis Davies w6rs admitted To-
citizenship on Wednesday.
The HeadLes8. as step towards
evolving itself into q patent intestine,
appears as modern poster.
A woman has written an essay on |
the disadvantages OF being pretty"
1t must be very brief essay.
Mccormick & Co., received two car
loads OF bullion from che Brooks
8melter, on Wednesday, valued at
So. 500.
Diphtheria seems 10 have taken
another rapid stride forward, and is
again very prevalent. It seems to be
worst and most general in the spring,
The whole time of the District court
on Wednesday was consumed in the
jury trial of VIM. Martin Us. NJ. III.
Hill, which was not concluded when
the court adjourned.
A boy struck a Chinaman in the
eye with a rock. on Wednesday, with
such force that he could not see
through.it. He was arrested and will
be tried this morning.
The committee appointed 10 IL
quire into the qualifications of
Lawrence Bethune, for admission to
the bar, reported iavorsbly, and the
matter was taken under Amusement.
A cour, martial, the names of the
officers to constitute which were
published dag or two ago, is ordered
to convene at Fort Douglas on
Saturday, May 10th, or as soon there.
after as possible. |
Every night noR aspiring pedes-
TRANS wear cut their shoes and waste
their energies On the circular walk in |
the City Hall PARK, and impromptu
contests of speed are frequently wit
messed By passers by.
Il does not lock as though the dead |
beats OF the town would have an op-
portunity to spend the money of re-
spectacle citizens for whiakey and
carriage rides this year, under the
guise OF decorating graves.
II you are very precise man and
want to be certain of what yOn get, |
never marry girl named Ann, for
We have the authority of Lindlsy |
Murray and others for the assertion
that Ann i5 al indefinite article"
Captain Western, who was shot in
the affair with Surgeon LeComDte. at
Fort Douglas, some time ago, has so
far recovered as 10 DO able to get
around, aud expects to come down to
the city by next Saturday, or earlier
perhaps.
Unauthenticated history tells of one
or two instances in which persona
have spoken after their heads have
been taken of, but the most remark
able instance of this psychological
wonders the repeated utterances, I'M
Of course. of the Headiess.
There is little doubt that the threat
of the pToprietors Of the HsadLess TO
convert it into a patent intestine IN
less the begging brigade could receive
enough donations to purchase q
brain for it. will be put into eject;
the amount OF reprint in it and dried
up correspondence every day, FORE
shsdowing such an event.
He ras.eled with that cid front gate,
But couldn't move it-not peg
And when he tried to climb the fence,
The dog would catch him by the leg
She watched him through the shutter
STATS
(She didn't want him TO come up),
And softly murmured when he left
"God bless the old gate and the pup"