Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-11-17
Not Up on Goats.

Not up on G0Ts.
The goat is an every daN sight,
and the man who does not study
him aud learn his ways and habIIs
has only himself 10 blame. Nntur.
day forenoon William" WAS quirt.
" FEEDING on Columbia Street when
~ load ot household goods went
past. The owner kept pace with
the wagon, carry ing under his arm
fine mirror about five feet long.
AS he catne opposite the goat he met
II friend, aud OF course he had to
stop and tell why he was changing
locations aud how much he expected
to be benefited. The glass WAS
heavy, and he naturally dropped
one end To rest his arm.
Had this man been n close obsrr.
yer he would have seen the goat
and wished he had Il blickhat.
Had he made goat nature study
he would have known better than To-
lower the glass But he was a
man who drspi>cd the ,rillrs ot life,
and he was telling how MANY tons
of coal the new house would save
him this winter when the goat, who
had been getting mad for Two long
minutes AZ the light OF Il rival ~
the mirror, went through the glass
like thundrrbult, and jumped INTO
the street with the frame cliugiug
10 his shaggy sides. All that zip.
ping, and IaVing, and CuS>lng-all
the opening of front dnurS-aIl the
inquiries 10y an excited crowd could
have been saved had citizen bat
bcckulWd 10 the smallest buN on the
street aud asked him To- give away
few points on goats U,hoU Free
Press.
OYSTER Plr-Makc Il paste rs
for pie crust, line Il shallow pan with
II, put in u layer of ol Strrs. SEASON
with crumbs at butter and salt. add
layer at bread ol cItrhcr cIumh>.
and So on; then add the hqHor anal
u little milk: cover with crust and
bake.
y certain English general. being
nj the point at death. upruch his
eyes, and. SrrIng Il consultation of
four phN SiclauN " ho we've standing
close 10y his bedside. family c\claim
ed: "Grnllrmrn. ii Nou fine 10y pla
toonS It's all over with me" and IN
stantly expired.
The Irish ale importing" tire arms
from America. THIS l. PLAYING Ill
rcctlN into the hands at the govern
ment. Any show ct concerted rc>lS
lance viii pull down iuIn on the pcu
pie. Let them cumr IN a body over
10 America. and leave the landlords
10 cultivate their own potllor>.
y teacher IN ;hc NlllWNch. Ulster
comfy. school, Recently electrified
her pupils. who were auUuNing her
with pn"Stloa>. "thIdrcu. am cn.
Gnsrd.' \ouclng the general look
ct aStnnlSmrnt >h" added, But not
to any fool oi a man." and the cN
citcmrnt died away.
The real uimr ul InAhl'an'>
daughtcrWas Nttolhl. Their iIhr
had superstition that ANY person
whose real name was uuhnuNn
could not bc luuIrd b\ Ju enema.
They therefore told the lu.lISh than
name "J> focdhoutas.
The tame ct French sill in
coDkrIN i centuries old, Ton ~ the
siege OF lrIth, ~ 1860. a GlliIc cuI
sinner Is SIid t. have made iuri, five
fishes from one quarter ct saltcd
horse, aud disguised mule meat ST.
we'll that ii WI, believed To- he ven
son.
Il think I'll eat across the fields"
said a city bell, who was Visiting
her country cuuSln-"thr Wcthrrp cr
nlttlng, She added, as she observed
\ uemonStratlNc sleep of the mas
;ullnc persuasion.
Miss Nellie Calhoun, a relative
Of thtiold CalhounS of South Carroll
ia, VIII soon make her debut ~ II
Juliet IN San Francisco. II
Wisconsin has introduced the ;
constitution of the United States 4