The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-02-12
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e. The best:of all y to do right because
it IS right. Il that Is imp6ssibie, the
next best thing Isl to dc, right because
you don't dare to do wrong.-M Y.
Herald, - Nrva B ssAsE setS .si'
SIDNEY SMITH used to say that the
common practice Of the clergy in his
day was to endeavor to draw sin out Of
men as Eve was drawn from Adam'a
side, by casting them into deep sleep.
A GENTLEMAN accidentally steps on
dainty poodle led by, an elegant woman.
"Stupid A little more and you would
have crushed Fido.' sts>Ah & il 4 had
crushed him / would have replaced
him." "You flatter yourself II.
AN old lady wearing a pair Of green
goggles stepped on the Syracuse train
at South Vallejo and knocked at the car
door, and actually waited till it was
opened son the ins lie by passenger.
For consumuste pl liteAese his has no
parallel.
To REMOVE spots OF grease, oil or fat
from woolens. the cloth with
kerosene or naphtha. and press it with
q hot iron on the wrong side. Then
treat it with lighted match. This. i
the only sure way, to remove grease
from woolenb. G-Boston Issssscsipt. =
A DANBURYs man sent a., boy with a
bill for seven dollars to be collected.
The boy got the money and came back.
The man gave him ten cents, saying :
"Here's for your trouble The hoy
took the coin and asked "eAin't you
going to give me something for my
honesty p" = I AW
ABoY once took it in his head ar
That he would exercise Ply 4s3 sasd. a
He took his sled into the road
And. mercy on met hSw aesslpde.
And as he sli;l he tasshskx SrieA sY sss
q !" What fun upon myIsled t9 g slide ia .
And as he laughed, before he kneweA %
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Tpon s the slab , sners rs Ees Ts 'aiq
- slade.' '-Exchange. ,dg I'd + ~
WISH you fwonld keep your mouth
shut!' exclaimed lHollamgupt, the den.
fist, suddenly losing patience with thu
satient's ,prediiecti0n to talking. "M
right" said the latter, 'suitihg the &C.
ton to the word! AhH sth6n sHohef&-
out asked him if he would nbd so iind
as to openi'it again.l0ag enough for him
(Hollemout( to get hiSifhgef OWL You
never know how to please, s9ma mem
0os'0" 1To"sc''f~' .arn39T All no su
YOU'VE IP1NxLEB Sis anything but
deep. but still he has lasmory.i for all
slang expressions. The other, day, at
a little social party, he mentioned the
fact that the chief clerk in the Office in
which hs e, 3 ID 1signed'
.i r;sss,S'' kalee B Is
boys. "Oh, yes,'' sarcastically assent
ed Pinkler;-'I've got the vacancy-in
my mind" Eyes, that's so," giggled
the prettiest girl in the room, and then,
strange to say, every body laughed. and
Pinkler says he can't for the life of him
see what it was that SO aroused their
merriment. Tef
IT, was reported that George w.
Childs, A. M. had dfefeH to pay the
expenses of all the foreign delegates
who are expected ID bome to the PAN
Presbyterian Council. which will be
held next year i'm Philadelphia. This
was an error only as to the extent of
the, iberality of Americas obituary
bard! It could ,hdt be- expected that
any one gentleman, however wealthy or
generous. could lpaE If f. The coming Of
rians. Mr.. Childs kindly offered tD'pay
the expenses of one Of 4tteges foreign
brethren, and, although he is an Epis-
copalian, his offer was gratefully &C.
cepted.f Mr. .Chiids.iiS one of those
bountiful men whose princely benefi-
tional limits. Only recently he gave a
abinet organ to > Methodist. Sunday
school in the city which Is Justly proud
Of his good deeds.-Chicayo Times.
"A PA1NfbL retSlatiSn vas made the
other day in New York court, when
some twenty or more children belong
ing to a so-cailad Chi ttittable institution
in that city called the Shepherds Fold,
a'ere brought into the room by the off,
GERS Of tho Society for, the Prevention
of Cruelty to- CHILDREN, and represented
as being the victims Of sham charity,
which, under the pretenSs offend erly
caring for poor and helpless little ones.
secured the aid of the benevolent with
out stint, and cruelty abised hthe trust
confided to its charges The warrant
upon which these children were brought
into court states an the material facts
going to show that the Shepherd Fold
had no servants or attendants of any
kind; that the ehilafya were comp N
to perform all the domestic and ma ua1
labor of the households; that the, ddf
nary rules OF cleanliness were NEGLECT
ed; 1 th.k tie eHS4eSIwere in a filthy
ance; That &1Es *a5zd place to care
for them when sick; that they were NOT
furnished With padpsr food, but only
with such as was unfit and that was cal
culAted to- produce sickness, disease and
''Af'Y&'iHp ~; q II .sras:, ..n
i.-a Tho Traiulng Of Girls.