The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-01-15
VARIETIES.


VARIETIES. IS
"A Coolie can live on o. q month.
-" When the tied comes in''-When
man and wife arrive at home.-N. r.
EEpress. =
The South raised Is, ,OOO, ! 900 pounds
more of tobacco the present season than
ever before.
"A man can borrow all the trouble
he wants on his own personal security.
-Nes0 Orleans licayilne.
"A Pennsylvania man has ahog fifty
years old. The Oil City Derrick thinks
" this must be ancient grease"
The Sisters Of Charity in the United
States numbered recently 1,179, in
charge Of 106 establishments. ..Ss
The Swedish army has q corps of
skaters. 1t must be . beautiful sight
to see an entire company strike an air
hole.
"A man hates to own up that he
isn't as smart as q hen, but he's got to
allow that . hen CAN sit on an egg and
not get mad. EBg 1f srlS1
having n miss.s shun in the World hnt r.
In verv fareIv Won find An old maid wbo
has a man-shun.
-A,.c,.,, h;u.d
...d TED n"n Va - nineu leu. Dy . grsPe-
H.. vho -. .st.,, - may M;.S . ~.
seSS ~ 81. s.;sI e. .s 49, s''o
- - ~. - -".
-, @n = man marry ms Wioows
s.sS - sn-P1vvloe1 ne - =
.;sts- r V;ii;n~ = WMor,;.so.or ~ E Her~H .
.Io..- = e.. n T",..r. ..,.
money, says M; ANmag u
= go,sen1oreassed 49,, oi.I ~ WIZ N ,e,,,s SILVER
peal 1esi ana It's Nno Oh poIitl
tn1a n:eoo moes men 9 are Par"c"Aris i'no 'l'
sooyo 1
..cSLne asninon nM SS Ca:1as says: :
n.o ~ sow so. ~ 49, w wnS
my noe anu our P:Per IN snel. Ien
can unoess.Anu .aes is eosenve 10 oue
70 sneir unreni'elnS Ainoness' a.
"a long housew1fe arecle has been
written On "dow 20 MAKE rag Rug"
IL ID long process. Inc qmckess way
70 make fag rug, n 70 knoC1
letter OUT OF tho rag ana put IN tne
middle. 49,,
Newer eat rsW eggs, Is the nttie
d1stoma ovetums merein contained
must pc cookeo.LN' z. 11pTess. VI,
NAV stick Across your throat~Er.
choxoe. -
a Nav York girl having reoeiyed
. DOZEN of the mosS exouisite handker-
ch;sss .s . nre.ent the Roston Pn,f ia
mean .non1h 10 he1;eve th at she ;s anr-
ion. enonck to .cou;re a cold th.t will
LAT an Inter
-Ar.h.lI. 6on ber toas in a chair
c,utch;n1 conynls;vslv st her sk;rtsl:
go Rr;r{.ati a monsc' a mouaa- Cnme
and catcS r. ou;ckr, Rr;dUef. oSure.
mum. there's no hurry. f this one
oeta awav- I can catch nlentv more for
Yer mnm.n si---T7
O. ILL a., ,,d 49,. ;.;,.d
-. ~ LII. ..~ :, Ia AZ 80 oro s tS;.d ooes
snso c;rcu,.t;on and one.third into The
.rts md ,n.rnfsct,roe An the ocId.
in in the - wor1d would msks onlv ! uils
tventv.five feet wide. fortv.iive feei
lone And twentv.five feet hioR.
a,o.ha- .y;dan,e ~ az .dv.n.a,
w.,t - o.,. oorr,rv = ,ronS,v .IinIeJ
=, -, ~. SA.s,,';. -. ~. Gh;ch 80,
&C., Avsr;c.n iuun;nc.i.ck. .nd
vocS., No. s-a soid N syerv conn.
- 49, -. ch;Idron donst hsvs tr
ri.v lii .hs;r hi, toes to have finn .
- disfnguished ana iong-wlndec
Paris lawyer lately defended crimina
unnecessarily, and at the emo OF the
riM the Sndge received tne touowlne
Mosc no PsS nuy p."y.
sL sIs. snv s..pS ~ eSp Sat:s s 10 o,n.s n -
.nG :ou .sa .o' s"0 oo''n'0 o0 'oun'0'
in MS sens 70 w -sa.T-
--APoef says; Love noias me %
i would thas couio go' i nutter VI
ana down. and 70 and mo. In VAIN
Love holds me So" Eat raw onior
Just before you go 20 see her ana shs
viii loosen aer grasp ana throw up
MinGoH. fasee % TINS In your nat--
c -.
"A rich snob. who married lady q
brilliant genius. said at dinner party
when we were married nay wife de
clxred, with all my worldly gifts
thee endow. when she hadn't penny
in the world" But then there wer'
her splendid telents? said lady
"Or exclaimed . wit but sh'
didn't endow him with themP' ay
"A tenant has been dancing al
night over the head OF his landlord. A
six in the morning the latter comes NJ
stairs and complains bitterly OF the An
noyance. what annoyanceF ask
the tenant "Why, l haven't slept ,
wink all night" :" Neither have ].
says the tenant. " and yet l don't max
any fuss about it" IL
Marx Twain's sketch about Azure
las lover, who went gradually T.
piecas by meeting various accidents, i
here rivsled:. Aman in Madison Coun
ty, KY, went through the terrible OF
deal Of having b0mbshell burst in hi
hands Just after the war. He wa
dreadfuily mangled by the explosion
but recovered nom his wounds. Som
dine after that he was shot through th
BODY with . navy revolver. Recent
he was driving q wagon with q heav
saw-log ON il The wagon upset an