National Republican., 1880-09-02
MISCELLANEOUS.
For THH NATIONAL REPuBLtoAN
Banieps Address TO the PIayers-shakea-
perIan Adaptation.
ny "EnEsEzER FRESH eUILL"

peIiah AuhptatiOn'
ny "EBESEzER FRESH Quill"
Cast Of characters; HAMLET, by chairman Bar
num- PLAYERS, by Democratic stump Orators EN-.
THUsiAsM. by Democratic Moon shine Whisky.
Speak the speech, pray you as pronounced It 10
Trippingly on the tongue-How four years ngo
Our angelic ticket was elected by large major ty
at least twas so stated in the New York SUM-
But was counted out by Tom Bayard's electoral
And our bureaus" "ciphers" and watosons
"chin music
Availed us nothing.
Give the voters "great graft" as Il were, and my
Gentle southron lambs, when you praise the
'Superb's' fighting abilities aud tell how no helped
Grant pulyerze you in the little 6l-'65 unpleas.
nntness,"
Do not mouth the lines as Dousherty did at
Cincinnati, for If you do, had rs liefa
"Washington huckster" spoke my lines.
Make yourselve, solid with the tallers on your
"Relurning boards" but do not saw too many
hoops
oG our campaign "barl' to start in with, but
Use all gently.
For in the very torrent, tempest and whlrlwlnd
or your hungry bulldozing poll inspectors de-
For "shnplasters," you must acquire and begeta
Temperance that will insure our daddy Three
English bank-notes holding ont until the ides OF
November have passed. (Though have full con-
OF IsraolitO Williams money-chest must repeat
Concerning it-"You want to pc sho very careful
You sphends dis monish, for 1t fish two to Won
against
Your getting II Quit pack into our hants again
Wash goot poy, Willie, so pc shudiclous nit your
uncle's
Old clio, greenpacks, unit If Hontcock unit I pc
Let the poys haf vat loans they wish at only swell
Again, dMournful as it may seem to theo,
| Wen get no mere rocks from S. j. r."
o, II oiends me 10 tho soul TO sec q robustlous
| Anticipated fellow, lukevarm in our battle for
official
spolls and payment of tho rebel war claims, and II
any
Such you meet bescech you to ontice him to
BRACE up with divers promises Of comptroller
Or his choice Of "slnocures" in the blue book.
with h0neyed words for our candidates and fierce
lhVeotlve gainst the black republicans, DO not too
But Danish your own discretion, and take the code
| VI Instructions have prepared for you as your
Suit the action TO the word by inviting the gang
Up to have "Han-cocktail' and an English
| mint Jewlip"
All around and the word to tho action by agreeing
| That Boss Mclaughlin of Brooklyn will be
Second "Tweod' of New York in polling the
Democratic vote; but with thlsespecIal observance
Ihat you oerstep not the limits Of the average
Gullibllily, and give the opposition any points by
They can see there is something "rottcn in Dem
And defeat our naturalization" and census
| schemes,
Thereby causing me pain (Payue). So be cautious
| And not overdo tho matter, and let them sey .mou
Hands than you can possibly manage to avoid
For you well know that is not tho right way u
B(a)y.Rrd.uous toll we can gain our ends, aud
The speaker that fails to shoot of his mouth" TO
The issner OF order No. 49," shall eer SEQ color
Or our ''pawnbrokers centuries again.
| III aught ~ said of UauCOCk's patrDtigm in tn
| solid south,
Pay no attention to it, or If you do, why assert hi
Dsloyalty ana defend him with few words, for I
overdone, twill cause the American people t,
And cannot but make mo grieye, which, with th
Censure of Wallaces committee, must in in you
allowance
o'erweigh whole United States Of others
o, there be pilgrims" that have Soon pull wires
And heard Sam Randall praise, and that highly
Not 10 speak II profanely, who neither having tn
Accent OF Charles Dana, nor the gait and NOUS
| tnChc
OF blackburn, nor "cheek" of Acklen. have 80
"Doctored' the maloritles that have thought then
Worthy to ride in the golden chariot" with our
Own General Mcdonald when lie goes up to pay
His revsnue ut St. Peters gate, and become a littl
Angel with Balbo, Tweed, Morrssey, wilkc
The balance Of our crew who "aro gone but nc
| forgotton."
Don't have Reform" on your banners this time
boys
But come out boldly with the battle cry, "Hancoc
| Aud the offices, and Southern Cabinet"
Especially curry favor with tho grcenbNckers, an
| Induce them TO vote the straight bourbon ticket
And let those that play your clowns (Bon Hill an
| Sunset Cox)
speak no more than issot down for them for ther
| VIII be some independently to laugh who will
Set on some "FusOnists' TO laugh too, aud In IN
| Meantime our hybrid" candidates might be mad
| Ridiculous and their ultimate success endangered
| That would be yillainous and shows u most
| Pinul lack ofJudgment, after my Instructions
And liberal donations of Jersey cider Champaign
| and
"Lorillard's (wors) cabbage filled IIavanas
Here are your railroad passes 10 your various des
tlnatiunS:
Do yourduty like christian copperheads and
Let your rally song be:
81 want to be an angel, and with Barnum's force
| stand,
The speeches in my poor head, tho bauk-notes Il
| my hand
And then irhe's elected. our reb general so brigh
Wen il all the fat offices, and spree IL day an
night"
Tho paace-car / have provided for you will tax
You to your Journeys end; but If by the dire
Vaccinations OF Jewels cohorts" and you
| stupidity
To properly stock the cards" we fail to win tn
| gamo,
By the gods youll all have chance to beat
| The greatest slN-days' walk on record on your
| Return 10 Washington and New York.
NuI ced! Go make you readyN
| (ErH Players, "chuck CUp' ofcattusidsm(.
|