Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1880-08-13
THIS AND THAT.

In by mail three hours late.
In 800 years five Sundays in February
can only occur nine times. ."
MoTHERLY wisdom-Stick to your
tiannels until they stick, to you.
AwAa says Of topper: His nose has
passed the rubicund.
How long does a widower mourn for
his wife? For second.
CAN any one improve his condition by
whining? IF not, whine not.
TIE person who retires with the sun
must have warm bedfellow.
WHY should the letter "g" be greatly
priced by farmers ? Because it changes
rain into grain.
A PRINTERS girl fell exhausted into
his arms at ball. It was a feint to
work in an EN- brace.
WHAT need ia there to worry and fret.
And vainly try more trouble to borrow,
When we know that after the sun has set
To-day will be yesterday tomorrow.
i The New Orleans Picay,me says
Never marry O woman without sense,
unless You are a fool yourself"
SHE may dress in silk, or dress In satin,
May know the languages, Greek and Latin,
May know fine art, may love and Sigh
But she amt no good II she can't make pie.
"WHAT do you most like next to your
self ?" asks an exchange. A gauze-silk
undershirt, if the weather is very hot.
"SM11Es NAV end in tears" Saws a
solemn-looking person. OF course, and
tears may end in smiles. .
The small boys digestive apparatus
is undoubtedly the nearest approach to
perpetual motion that the world has yet
known.
DANBuRY Ne,vs: every year the
winter grows milder. The time will
come when sleighs will be fitted with
mosquito-nets.'
IT DON'T mean to reflect on you," said
one man to another. "No," was the re-
ply, "you're not polished enough to
reflect upon anybody"
The puzzle blocks originated in Phil
adelphia, where the blocks of houses are
so much alike that man is puzzled to
know: when he gets home.
A DAKOTA girl has married China.
man. He had some difficulty in explain
ing the state of his heart, but she finally
got his cue.
We are told that "Gen. S. was al
ways coolest when ON the point Of at
tack" Most people are hottest when on
the point of tack. =.
"THE family man" says Mrs. Quilp,
resembles an oyster on the half-shell.
side abroad
"WHoM can we trust?' is the black.
type inquiry of an exchange. It is Of
no consequence. "Whom can we in.
duce to trust US ?" is the soul agonizer.
Mr.. FRANK AUCKLAND, the naturalist,
recommends a goat being kept in ali
large stables, because it will face fire and
horses will follow its lead.
"TENNYsoN spends hours on a single
line" And so, by the way, does the
washerwomen. And the line Of the lat
ter is the ongest.-No7ristosun Herald.
TIE Philadelphia North american
tells of a man given up by the doctors.
When man is given up by the Phila-
delphia doctors it is strong evidence that
his money is all gone.
NEVER be afraid of q man who chal.
lenges you to fight duel. He will feel
all that you can feel, and more too. The
man who rushes at you with a spade is
is the chap to look out for.
THERE are things that will make q
man mad, but one is enough when his
| wife tells him he can't have any dinner
because she couldn't get the wash-boile1
| off the stove in time.
A YOUNG lawyer in Kentucky, when
the Judge decided a case against him,
said to the court: "Well, now, I shall
take the case to another Judge, and let
him guess what the law isl
New YORK Graphic: When old Mr..
Lamb, the confectioner, found his
daughter Jerusha sampling his sweet
meats, he exclaimed in anguish: 90,
Jerusha Lamb, Jerusha Lamb, thou that
killest the profits"