The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-01-08
WAITS AND KHIMS.
ARE stoves "grate inyentions3"

ARE STOVES grale inventions gss
ALWAYS dressed to kill-the butcher.
COMING to grief-meeting trouble half
way.
CRooUET mallets can now be used for
potato mashers. "a 's,''
AN editor sometimes puts on clean
collar-merely as neck's change. 'a'
A PREPARATION to make the hare
come out could be sold to sportsmen.
A MAN is known by the company he
decline s to keep. .. f.a s5aass .ssas
OF colors the newest deep dark shade
in blues is called "blightel hopes -
HENS are very orderly creatures. 1t
is seldom that they mislay an egg.
EVERYBODY wishes to be well off: in
cluding the man on vicious horse.
To cure deafness, tell man you We
come to pay him money. IL beats
acoustic oil all hollow. % 9Ilsssaslosls 81
EGOTIsM may not be a very desirable
virtue, but it beats modesty to death
when success is the objective point.
'sPUT no fulsome compliments on my
tombstone" said wag. "Don't give
me any epitafy." '''' . q ''''4
d-;aa ,-s, ~, % - u ~.
how @ . eaian. - .oas ..d 40 saa;s. as ~.
an over-dosaS | " A-N GU A in'' w s
c.,
al. ' Of .bs SOAP 'ie iye yea anu r. cieans ab oa.
from the word go, with plenty of elbow
grease.-Plcayuaae. ssi9 sasgg4
A MILKMAN makes an excellent can
unI rod andie onee .h,d ai'lce WIN ehe
hands witnont eIna narie,cin1 fat;a,,ag :
a oo,-,rr,,~, = ~ 81.
oooNth1 PapSI niahes 'ne ioiio"'
.hs oolisc'lon ss LL hc.n Tvs a poor mus
1nas "on "oIn oo'n ~ yes'e1'
uaJ issoe' piease feau' Ass a. poor
Anorgrn -, e.ai..s
q nnhlemsn % . A% w. ~ tbnt a
raf,,.a s,,, = - .nav ~ ~
Tere e ~ !. I'll ' nf' omn o".,; .uanS ~ naen
where uh HAaonto = Go,.,;t'st;on i ,o'l'n 'on'e
~ :. 80, . =. ~, :
naraaranhs All vou'va ,ot 70 ~ = ~
Jet = niece of nanar and > nenc;i III a NJ
1th;nk If the pa arsoranhs vo5, ,vant 81, :,
write.-Bostou. Tronsca;nt - - ~ = :
! ~ - s.,i.,
IHE papers are always ldicu ing tn
man VINO Parts MS halr IN the middle
os sna. en'o m III y. men n1'el !eao IL
Pap ' pos s.SHn .1a suell amor
na.ior os tion .ue Niilaappe11s AROUND PACK
:, ,.,os. Fui y s~sia.a srsf g.fit .es
AN 1lllnoiS clergy man meets heart
nroKen girl on the train; tell
/ ner mere rs. bettef iand; supports he
station. and finds his watch and s1, s2o
gone. Does It nav to he good ?
- NJ Monnz - 80 - as'i-si
ooH n eh 7. swloow says sn
.ausn. ya.atrltal I'm al ne eyel kheM, ana #nel
va, 49, ~. ow I.s. n'ay .licAs 1e = ma "a
WI. WIN d aha; ugly iels nana' one cam ne'
b;mMD.teo;t IL Ex"s Dee. Nc '.p' iei' .,o', Denin
w. ~. r'I,I
| WlfE 70 nei nusoano' VINO rs ea9n
LUCY loase WIN gEeas' .ellsn )--ff +
Ilea!en SAKE, We nave .orgotteh ina
'ns: ~ " lss. uay. !:soa nusDanu Asuikliy y,
IL uI ms' nave "ai'eu ;alslts az ieast - III
"". 'n'ou -
WHY ola Generai washington eros
the beia"a1e on. sno ice. curing IN
ssolm .. - aWluld hlgnsh u ASKED
mI eea1net ~ uei YOUNG Siass ~ A!slory
answer, IL was because ne wanted I
|
EMERSON says man ought TO carr.
pencil and note down the thOuehts O
| tho moment Vos ond ona che non.;1
VIZ Ao'' "nu 9Ae eAoi' PoAe.
devoted exclusively to that use, wOul
| last some men we know ahout two thou
sand years, and then have the orisina
point on.-Burlineton Haukeye.a sNs&
,.5 49,
"GO way from me-" cries petulan
Peter ut4a w.v from si,oo ., 80 x,.sitl
rect to the alley leading out of il. ..(4
weigh from me-" remarfs the scales +
the pound of sugar. -"Go waif from
1 me- exclaims the poet. as lie sends hi
la, est fragment to the printers. "a ssEEid
ELDER s;star ITO l;ttIa ono who an
oea rs to tate' Sreot.s ;,+e rest =, M :
Skibbons,~-a came little net IL il ,;m
vour eves ware sbut in ,ieenu T.;4,1
pet-4I think NOT, Mother told M
| to keep nv ewes open when YOU an,