The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-06-01

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ioo.r AID LIT - Al, seaArcnI
-Neasela are raging smong the school
children here.-TSpeku Journal.
Will the direciors dismiss the schools Il
their own Accord, or must the children
break out
"A mis- il - good - mils."-L.
We should say she vs.. She's beisss
than any mile re ever saw. In fact . six-
seen-yesr old Mis is about - good - any
thing Ne have struck lately.
The sound Of the mower will 5000 Be
heard in the land.-CSxstry C1ssis.
Maybe the sound Of the mover hasn's
been heard - yet bot BAzoo reporter il
willing 70 make a66davit thsi the sousd Of
The never has been heard in the rear Of his
room for 10, these many nights. Booijacks
and ink stands have been OF no avail 20 far.
Adam and Eve were the 6ns pair
NodTs Argo.
Yes, and when they got Able they called
each other and raised Cain about il.
-Erupiions are very common uovadsys.
l-Gis6e- Democruf.
Thsi's Sd; bot they are no serious mat
ter until they come to . boil.
-Courtney hss Travelled more than any
Of his rival oarsmen.-Sporiss Jou.ai.
There are very few people Who have ever
seen What Courtney saw.
No crippled up and sore-fooied woman
wss ever heard too complain Of her shoes
being TOO amall.-Free Press.
No, indeed never TO small, but always
too large.
Call Q rose any other name sni il
might smell just the sams.-Dusb&y Nevs.
2Thsi il true enough ; but the chances ere
that you would think the suihor drunk OF
. fl subjsc, for the asylum.
What 10 the latest thing out ,-Ef.
We give il up - to the latest thing out /;
but the newest thing out is the college Mis
Who "knewe-i" iour-le.f clover fsoa, .
cloven.f footed Cow, when the difference had
been show. her BY the professor.
A slow eater generally hss to nae .
good deal of ketch up.-MeGvgr Nexs
Rather . spicy suggestion, that.-Gase
City.
That may be in season. but il seems
rather saucy.
There 10 some talk Of matching Court
ney against the Niagara Falls, the greaiesa
rosr on esrth.-C,pper.
That would never do, for they are both
''daieless rowers."
A Gale-bure man 10 said to have se-
y
penny, and vas aftersards fined twenty dol
Lara for the brutality.-Er.
He wss penny wise snd pound foolish.
The hand-orssn will grind on, loafera
fss,er than . stroke Of Iightniog.-H
rye.
But thev always congreSaie on the op-
pnsite aide If the street. where the contri
button box will not put them to shame By
their stinginess.
Her," .sys Pat. trade this liiher
from me wolfe while ! hold you asm TO
ksp. ye from learner my sscress. "-E1.
All Of which has appeared many times
recently. Bu, We believe never in such .
viruIent form.
-'Send Ne 5000 women 1t once" 10 The
cry from .Ariz ,na.-Ei.
The BAzoo take. il for granted that some
wretch has cotton . corner on women out
there and married them ell. thinking that
il one vas good dozen must Be immense.
Some foolish psrsersphes heads ~ ~.
ticle "Piant Lice" Nov, Why this sdvice
when sctusl statistics show that lice will
thrive very easily, according To their own
notions, without planting. But, then, some
people never will learn vsruiniiculiure.
Lafayette has . shop litter worth her
thousand. Ler3er.
Gl,> cnu.s ksva Ac~~ . 49,.
Sampson 80 the original IN this line. He
brought down the whole house. Il tum-
bled to his racket. Lafayette u To Be con.
grstulsted on her strong woman.
Some people have been naming their
babies after Eiison.-Er.
Probably because they are such light liz
tie things.
The Lowest DepthsL
In the cslaboose st Aichisoo 10 coo6ned
. dirty negro Who il daily Visited By .
white girl. Not . meal pssaes that she
does not bring him sictusls and What dsin-
ties she can procure. They ere married
and hsve BEEN living together some six
months in that city. A gentleman Who has
known the girl for yeass says she 10 very
respscsably connected in Nebrasks, where
her family resides. This is but another
evidence Of the depth . woman will reach |
when she once starts on the downward road. |
No hospital needed for patients that
NE Hop Bitten, - they cure 20 speedily |
st home.
Cheap Real Estate.
!. n. Baker and Charlie Allen vess in |
Je6essoa City Friday. offending sales Of