Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1880-01-24
WAITS AND WHIMS.

y OTHlNG In all tnlS social universe ID
so utterly thrown away and trodden un-
der foot a. dishOnored woman.
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QUILTED satin petticoats In colors to
match costumes bid fair to displace felt
and cloth balmorals for mid-wintsr
wear.
1T is often a more meritoriOus act for
woman to allow something good to be
said of another woman than it would be
for her to say it herself.
THE popular fur-lined wrap is the cir
cular. 1t is EARLY put of aud on and
does not crush the dress. Squirrel fur
is mostly used for lining.
THERE is no widow so utterly widowed
in her circumstances as she who has
drunken husband-nO orphan 30 per-
fectly destitute as he who has drunken
father.
A TON of gold makes fraction over
half a million of dollars, and when .
man says his wife is worth her weight
ngold, and she weighs 120 pounds, she
is worth $50. 900.
A YOUNG artist has painted the pic
ture of dog under tree, and the work
is so artistically done that none of tho
connOisseurs can tell the bark of the
tree from that of the dog.
"What do you do when you have q
cold?" asked a man of Simpkins, yes-
terday. Cough" was the sententious
reply-Phitadelph,a Sunday Item
Doad't you ever blew you dose?
MRS. LANarRY is described a. having
been in her girlhood "a lovely itt6
creature with floating golden hair. who
used to dash about the island of JersAy
on her little pony in must daring fab
Iop"
A GREAT many of our modern young
ladies resemble the lilies of the field:
they toll not, neither do they spin But
they spend a pile of money ana lay
around the house and let their mothefs
do the work.
GIRLS are advised by q Chicago physi.
clan to sleep on their backs if they wiGh
to keep crows feet from the corneye of
their eyes. These blemishss," he
says, /" are the result of sleeping on The
sides"
The web of our life is OF . mingled
yarn, good and i'll together; our virtues
would be proud if our faults whipped
them not, and our crimes would despair
If they were not cherished BY our
virtues.
SEVERAL girls were recently brought
before justice in Scranton, Pa, On .
charge of stoning a peaceable old lady.
Their defense was that she was . witch
and they believed it to be their duty 70
stone her to death.
su!LIhe bent over the shining head,
And " Won't you-won't you?'
He softly said.
Pleading TO the b1ght-eyed mis-
Just for the loan Of one sweet kise.
The maiden tossed her pretty head.
And "No, won't you!"
She saucily said.
"How foolish he is," thought the little miD;
HE should not ask for. but steal the kia."
WE'VE got another one-hold on.
keep your seats. What is the difference
between a blind mule and man whs
never reads newspaper? Well, there
isn't any difference. Entered accord
ing to act of Congress. etc.
THE Lockport Union thinks 9 il nsxt
to nothing: Why, Ives, We thought you
had been there often enough to know
that "nein" was nothing-but, come 70
think, perhaps Lockport people never
do decline anything HnEers Ssasesvsas.
The step-daughter of John stuart
Mill has been a member of the London
School Board for three years, and the
radicals of the Southwark Division pro-
pose to again re-elect her, and with her
Mrs. Lucas, John Bright's sister
AT the Yorktown celebration .
blarsted Hinglishman," after survey
ing the situation and surrounding,
raid: 81 can we'll understand now Why
CORVALLIS surrendered Yorktown. II
l owned such place / would give it up
myself"
THE poetic instinct which slumbera
within the breast of everybody only
slumbers for q short time. Every man,
woman and child imagines that he OF
she is born poet. The waste-baakets
of the land prove it.-Ne,O Harsr
Register.