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, 1880-05-10
HUMOR.
HUMOR.
TIE toloph0no Is a h,silol Mockcry.

Tic telephone Is a h,iilol lnockcry.
Abilnsurd roof Is IN architectural bank.
Domestics bolonR to tho hire class of guoict y.
A wag says Of toIcrs Ills nose has passed
tho rublcuud.
Tho cnr-horso Is m emblom Of hope. lle IA
continually taklng II fresh start.
Tho s1lin fnlls Oh tho just mud tho unjust. Hut
not OIL tho man who bus just stoaenAt umhrulla.
Professor in English Lttoraturo: " will now
show you sou0 exceptional foot Mr. g.. will
you please oono forwaru2"
We hear Of q u,nn who has mado n fortune by
- ~ 6 oT ~ a whis s "athon
We aro told that " Con. B. was always cool.
est whun on tiio point of attack" Most pcOplo
aro hottest whom on tho point If a tuck.
"sau,. why aro lawyers l4o t'stes?', ,u - don't
Ss9 af ~a s. s Nv nj 70 fo' Oh .shay aons
wo aro told "tho evening wore on" but wo
uro mover told what tito Dv1nlnR wpru on that
ocpason. Wus 1t tho close OF u summers tlay3
r. Meu,; sS1 woa @an Tsw sst VT! whoh vi Fl,
orphan uaylutn.
A Syracuso dentist hns a larRo mirror boforo
h's oPcratiug chntr n order that patIents cult
scU tho expression ut thoiF fACcH III tho tuOlh 10.
gins to start ut tho ruota.
"BIsonee ia 9oldon."... Aunt. IIas any ono
YIN t9lshe4 them, Jen''nyr, Jolnuiy-"Pa
nGvrr lows mo ~ tAlk ut dinneFS''
coI,it,ctIuTa disputed wil.caat Is ike u trpIeze
performer In u cireusy Elt!.t'ty Woll liz be-
cI!uso hu tiles through tho heir With tho Krcatest
Of foes. !,
A distressing affair occurred. In Louisville ro-
shot ind severely wHunucl hle foo. The mel
sontaI: aid Iho seconds ai,I suryct,n oxonerato
ham from any blame Ill tho matter.
, 1880-05-10

p1TMBuHo, Pa., May IA ilre broke out at
tho foot of Troy HILL Sevouth Ward, Allegheny
City, d little boforo o'clock this evening, whloh
destroyed twcnty.sorcn *tlwcsttng.houses md
three tannertes, involving loss OF $125, 900,
which IL covered by nu insurance of 10000,
ncnrly nil III Eastern companies. Tho fire oriRl-
h kcifer, and quickly spread to adjoIntng
buildings. Tho ontir0 fro department WIS
called out, md wHs BOON battling with tho
flames. Tho buildings wcre mostly frume stFuct-
ures, occupied by German families. The bout
WIS 50 Intense that tho horses wero detached
from tho 'arc-engincs, which were drawn by
incn from place to ptaco whore they woro r,oet
needed. Thousands Of peuplo covered tho ad1a-
cent houses, whore thoY had a flno vtcw OF tho
contaErnuon. Dense muses. OF smoke rnBo
perpendIculasly to the hight OF several hundred
feet and hung like n pail over tho burning dis
trIet. Tho Thermometer marked 10 In the
shade. Several iremcn fell cxhnustcd, anl
wero taken to their homos. Mnty npprc.
bonded q repetition Of tho groat fro
Of 1874, which destroyed over 3N
buildings, but fortunately they were diaap-
hours tho nrorncn sueceolca ii getting tho
natncs under CONTROL nlid ut 10 o'clock nuthinv
relnalnod but smoIler!ng tinbors aEd nther
debris. No lives wcrc loat, hut several persons
@ made very ,,arrs,w csc,pGs The e. scen9 n Of the tue
steise Rsfops s Gs1ssry GSs %ss 81 ono 4''S Il
tho lasgrst IN tho country. and wis
filled with valuable uluohfnery. Thofr losa Ia
$4,000 Tho othor' t, 1wned 3D. W Wiliam M @ Wettlu;
these wore well hllod With hides aud lcather.
Nothing Wu8 saved.
, 1880-05-10
AFGHANISTAN.


The Baltic Of Ghunzoc.
Tho London Stanhurst Of tho 9th uit. contains
1no aoo"s ,, me,uns =. .uo ,. u'S ~ VI
Ghuhzco' from rs correspondents WNa QUA
tauco md dee1ssoness anything tant has hitherto
bacn fought In Afphnpistnn. tnok 'p,nco IN Tho
1oth tcst or,1 gfor,,na ,.fo.n-,: ,vas ,.n,, IT.,
Gen. str Donald Stewart and h[s troops. Tho
enemy Ind tnkcn up position Mt Ahmeikoyl,
upon mn ,,naulating raso ot tho ualkoh range;
along our lett ilank. ilis a., strength was esti.
sey sa f0es aeuay csaae sn1e o wean
s.,tr,, 1,;,to,1o ~ rr,rnfiInr 11u0hn. SUMMARIZED
by a ra!lsors cavalry and johnston. pattsry Of
sefsss IS liss y aassa %si!e " Ps.s5!es @
liz euomy With tweIyo guns at adistance of
tack but maao h1iant chnrKo M s,3i aoT npon Us,
stsessang 6aSaors' thay oha[sea @ % upon I,ss at: u:
Samples M q heroic yslor INN In. esh!Ditei Gy
nnd atti,tcry hfo thoy hfess tofW,.t' T., nnn.ca
ter with ls!ttah troops have they e1haGttGi apy.
thing i,ke tho magniiieg%n. % gr.yory walei @ thoy @
anSTs aud poat.s tssrIie se nts shar i!se, ssho
ao aic Mric M G snSnr snf,n
Ino tgo ina11 aGset nnynl Sar9ss ,,s
sonally conl,nandcd NINA o., tho ground ~ 1na tho e,<
stno unn1s n, s~'EE ugScs WIN rii n y nt n s
shnroy @ IL viii spsnt M9 Ili. IT. nut u WIS "6lo T To
fetnaln Gn horsepack, r. INV ateGI W. @ ~
tnls cfies Of INC nne asnS WIS hene
havl1E urea away ~ taeir eslsG. 4no lnatantry
ssop1 Mn ~ a,a ao y, x III wv
f ,nS aow ~ i IT r; pI9 via Ms amk"n r. f ctnr
s ,g, nc 9 uhzneG f n nossS ,Hsgea s
, 1880-05-10
s.& @: FOREIGN @ sx&
An Official Conference Regard
ing the Continued Dis
IT,. tress in Ireland. 1s6
The New Crown Representative Prom
ises 10 Do Something for The
{lssas {|s Sufferers. 'a@s'
MIR. rawcctt's 1ntlfan Budget
statement Shown to DO o
Mistake.
Belgium Proposes to Take Action
Regarding the Jesuits'
England Asks tho Powers to Execute
the Treaty Of Dcrlln.
Gen. Roberts Following Up His
Victories In Afghanistan.
B,1gium Proposes to Take Action
Regarding the Jesuits.
England Asks tho Powers to Execute
tho Treaty Of Berlin.
Gen. Roberts Following Up His
Victories In Afghanistan.


IRELAND.
TIE DISTRESS Rr1t1. PREVAILING.
pupL1u, Mny D.-A deputation Of tho Mansion
11ousu Relief Committee wa!tcd on Mr.. Forster,
chief Secretary for Ireland, Baturlny, 10 call
his attention to the continued distress In 1ro-
land. Lord Mayor Gruy said tho distress was
not likely tn 10 mtigntod bofofo tho end Of
July, md, rs tho Committee bud no rcason to
hupo that ther RESOURCES would Bufice Until
that time, they loft tho matter in tho hands OF
tho Government. Gray rend telegram from
Ciflen, Galway County, stating TINT II immediate
relief was not givon tho people would die by tho
score. Mr. Forster replied that tho Government
fully recognized tho extoat Of tho d|strcsst and
al,sed: "Wo nre doing ctr utmost to alleviate
il by means Of lnAns to lnndlords Smbso-
1uently deGuta1ton from theCanadian M Com Con-,
ert,tient tho necessity Of directing tue Lords of
he traaury to ADVANCE f9na Tor the constF1ac
Ind n,ndo strong cnso, md ho would lay II be.
foro tho Government
, 1880-05-10

TIE 1tK0ufAA1t DENIAL.
ST. PETERSBURG, bIay 8.-Tho ADc11ce Russo
Ae,,Ics that tho Russian Government has nd
dressed circular to It's representatives abroad
dwelling on tho peaceful tendency OF tho Rus.
alan policy.
TIE UE1fLIN TnxATY.
The Hsrtu says 1t has reason to believe Rus
slAs tuswer to England'8 noto regarding tho
iulfllI.ue1lt Of tho Treaty of Berlin suggcsts tho
ndylsnbility Of intinntihg to the Porto that tho
Pa~ers aro aEreed on tho subject OF common
actIoii.
NOT TO DE HxECuTRD.
a ncrlin diypntch says tho assaafn OF Col
Comn,cror will not bp executed. Tho Car, In
reply to tho Sultan, did not object to tho COM
mutation Of stntcnce to imprisonment for life,
W thu execution might provoke rebellion
, 1880-05-10
ITALY.

LONDON, Mny IA Rome correspondent tele-
Rraphs: "Tho project which bismarck intends
to present In tho chamber for taking dlso,e-
tlunnry powors for tho application Of tho biny
lAws has boon communicated ia tho Vatican.
The prujeot Is not entirely satisfactory to tho
FHtlcat,, since tho powers granted might bo 30
used rs to be worae for tho Church than tho
May lnws themselves. Nevertheless, 1t Ia doomed
advisable to ncQutesco."
TRANSPORTED.
lDME, Mnv 0.-J. DehorYcrnann Lindoncranc.
tic DlHish representative ut WAabluYtOu. htlB
leen ttAusfprrel to Rome.
, 1880-05-10

Tho alarm from ilox III Mt v!0d last evening
WIS caused by u tlro In q two-atory trame burr,
iu ts Fear Of No. ls14 1ialatcd streot, owned al,
nKo 10 baru and contents, SIS; upon which thoro
u nu inauranee Tho tlro .s euil'osed to have
1osn tho work % ot ~ t tnoMq.,dlary, ~ bnt thus far
, 1880-05-10

btaA8T11OUg STORM.
LONDON, Mny IA rcath correspondent telo-
graphs; VA hnll-atorm hAs devastated tho
sre"ter part OF Wcat Hungary, Almost all tho
Windows nnl roofs " houses In towns and VII
lAEes wtru destroyed, and vines, fruit tsces, and
green C0ru crushed to tho unrth."
, 1880-05-10
AFGUANISTAN.

BETTLINu THE COUNTRY.
LONDON, May 1.-THE VtceEoy Of India tcle-
Rrnphs as follows: Gen. Roberts left Cubul
saturday, with a strong force for tho Lognr Val
Icy nnl Maldnn, ~ settle tho country. The rc-
pured rising In f}adakshau uYnInat tho authority
of AbdurruhtHan Khuu Is confirmed.
, 1880-05-10

!toHDoN, Nay IA dispatch fruin Berlin statcs
th't thu british Government has Issued u clrcu-
lar notv urging OF tho Powers tho execution Ut
tho Trraty OF licrlin, but rpfrainny from my
very detAi!c1 proposals. A vieuMA Correspond
eGIrrti there.
, 1880-05-10
BELGIUM,


nHussEIs, May 0.-1n tho Chamber Of Repro
scMtatircs tho whole of tho bill prolonalug tho
opcrntlon of tho aw relating to tho treatment Of
fnrofgners In Belgium was yesterday adopted.
The law will be applied to Jcsuita from Franco
rs It wRs to Religious bodies expelled from Ger
many.
, 1880-05-10


8rtetal Mspntea tn 7Ae Chicago TftbHns.
nxrItoir, Mieh., hIuy G-rnssed up-fropp1lors Bt-
Tuu. Winalow. Jsuta1o. 1t. 1-outsI stcAH-bh1R0s
H. Howard nnd barxcs. H. ". rowess,ira chnfea md
and barRcs, Wcstford: achuonors e. J. Wells. thm
Flint. H. 4. Van valkcnbusu ]. u. Wi,laE. Louisa. IL
II. Hayes. NnrrnRansett, Jutln r. 1ohnsnn. Thseo
Ilrothert Ainnohahn. a. IL Moss; tug AL. smtth
issssa daxn-ltopet1es Kswbsrg cclo.nso rh!l.
oss:na aaa i sssxs: s.fy ss sSs 5ssFs: Mshlsss
saa s N sss.x k III re aa
pX; X1sivad ap@schSonors Chris 1rovo.. vonus, dis
poNr nuitox.
o.xsfo s!!s ss: Ma' sss$: * Ess'; Il
itsss ,ESas ss?: = fS$S
snf fs
Ma, nasss. ss.fS f2' T.
sS5s sEs:
NS s1S soa,h S.1fssi ss, 'sea%sf seasof ua
spteta! Dt.pateh 70 7ns Chicago Trb4n*.
snz we III s g. Say n1sst @ 1ns r.:
IT, HSa,. ] s ns os s.cssa Sat c At'
s;lS asss: sx ao1S NIX ys:ssl.sa 1T ' ad other
This e,anE 's squad @ II mo.ntsfs ot tho soemcn'a
Uufun b0hs,1t1 the kellUuHGr Anntn Fun3ht AG M
u.rGu six nn e1niun nio tN leave. TITO Union Hhil-
ors ray That thv slt shipped Ut wnFos bul0H regular
rktos. Sh0 lhd Just arrived from Chca9u with Etnn
MAlL4uErrE+
Spsetdl Dispdteh 10 I1s Chicago Itibune>
MARQUETTE, Mich. May a-rnssud np-fropoer
| Arctic. -.
artN-Pfut,HllcfJ J. T. Fay sctlooerE lthodca md
| G. L. Minel, pIupulL0F t!cnnn. schooner FGrona
| MACK1NAw.
Spteidt Dispofeh to 1ht Chicago 1rtkAMk.
MACkfNAW CITY, Mich. May y-A BMnll b1nCk
thryptll eCllU1NCf l4%tl duMn this MntnR IN
tuw Ut steAn-burcG Ilnckett with hpr fore Ind
Hannlaats truxen 0eluw tito cr0baFoes Ind sulk1eu.
| Wcauisr warm and pIpaaant.
/ ElktE.
| Special Dspateh to 1hs Chtedoo 1ftbant-
| EuIE, IT,. Mar p.-AETvGd-FtoM Chicago, psopol.
Itr WfRHAflfckun, !ur Atld 1nGIt!laidlNH kCbuunGe
Atinu BhprWUnA. cOrt schooner f. II. Wil&&nls1 TO-
1edu cufn, propeller II. u. Tuttlt iFpn Oro. Mnr-
| VnGttu. -
! l'u1tT CuLAoItNx.
] Special Dispateh 10 Tbs Chicago Tribune.
| Port EOLunlsNE, Uns.. Any H~Ar1isnls- -Scho0nerh
IlYdeenbad, CllcAt0 to Kingston. rtirni !tnnGauro
ghitagn VI KIsigs1ont cornt !: Math1ws Ch!caan TO
OshslsburK, cUEnt DntnfIn, kiMcardlnn to kingston
/ whgat, pefB!a. Toledo u Kingston.
| CLEVELAND.
| ~. Hrtctat Dtspateh To 7He Eh{caga Tribune.
| CLKVEI.ANu, o.. May Reconsideration Port
ago. Hcntiu. Eutn, I'LL Clcn4o. ncscnNdtsUi schuUnets
Fflncla 1nt.nB, Thomas fMFA1ne Eh!caEo CSAlt pro-
| potlef Emplr8 btatu. Duluth, nlutulandlb1.
, 1880-05-10
VARIOUS.
1Nu,ttfyn SrtS1tfsR

LONDON, May o.-A vionna dispatch says that
sho AIs'snans hnvo iBsacd IL proclamation de-
clatlnE their Independence.
EtKCTED SENATON-
r, fA,tls, May 0.-Gallly, u monber Of tho Loft
Centre III tue Chuulbor Of Deputies, hns been
S",,..edi SSMwsed sonator for tho Department OF Ar
, 1880-05-10
At K1;NosIIA, wis.

Special N.pa&<h to Th* Chicago 1r{aans.
KEatslfA, Wis, May 0.-John McNktpara's
house burned lost night. Loss, SD,0Q0; R1stlaily
Insured.
At3 o'clock thls morning William 1Iartupx's
barn, ntlou with grlt,s burned. Loea IN haru
aud Eralu, $1,000; c0verud by lnsus1ucc.
, 1880-05-10

AT Jk1NDElsIIOOIl, N. \.
HUDSON, N. X, May IA lro at Ktnlerho0k
last night destroyed tho business portion Of Tho
ylllaKe, Loas, $4,000; insurance, $4,000,
, 1880-05-10

Special DItpaltH 70 1ht Chicago 1F{baNk,
WAuPACA, WIa.. May o.-0atrandeE's Bawtn.tl
aud hub md spoke factory Was consumed by fro
In tho Town Of Mukwanah. ThS toas ia ostlr,nted
ut nearly $1,000 With UT Itihurn.lc0 Ut Il ttO.
Tho cltuso Of tho tiro ia sail to tIaee boon il,GUu
diary. l. ~
, 1880-05-10

=!
;ss E;sS & 6 'sssss: Ms;'::ss ,ssss
FSp lFSp i l. L Gr rbssi %saS.; isaat oauo''
trSp tfSp ary n' 'S. sSat' % fsas'. sS1 sandrsos
}fS fS' @sii. Ir lH|is isx:S :.s. IT, e4hxo. towing
IEtSp EtSpp fissa .sfst Mni sn"at'ss Ewing
SsS ;;iss l;, isass;; a,,;,.e,.
se&r se&r 1aasa' 81 % %s;9s,'a HasS.,, ~ laasGS;.
seh. @ GsH,ssf n, s!;.nsInnd na1.!y. tsa' coai.
Sss Sss {an;s. / SSss; Sa!s:sSs :S:ss IS'aSs1 'Sssf
Eehr Kewauaes. MAhtstSe. tum9er.
SsSf SsSf tiS;Ss% isE.s %h[ts %ks;ttass txs fsro ls'p
sSsF sSsF Ni@sS.fi! NassS is3 i%hs ,a
SsSt [!fa iS,S sTs anpse ,1ms9r
cLEAttASCxB.
soar ssar 7 Fe!'e'ltoa.' 1 4. ~ T,M,s!"H F5sssi"tt.
sssr sshr i. Fn:Siaa,e sian... ii.iii'HS IT,. ii'Ssr.
Nvhr Cyta. l..lllgs9a,x .x.
sssr ssr ks;'?s ks'eun nSnSt %%'ts SFF!s!Ss F!.'! it,;
fssf 4sp eiir Il x!!:scs Haspcs fts'pssa aiisstaa.
fSs; t:ss ". E:$si Ss:st; Ss?$ss$$ss $!s ;sss:
Ess5 Es!'5 !S:''siIt &a:';!'Is s&Ss:s'Ss; &s:ssSs;.
sshr ssif 4 AeGsT; ftn'.s Ss11s ;14s atfSt ta1cu,
lSsI l:fup !; i;ra%Sr. S AasSsxSs'. .
iq i5od !%;Ss %sys;y SEs aS. Is sufu. 400 bu vhoa
rop %,s4: ID s! ts st.t pork
S|;s |'ss,}c ts:s! &c" ,ss,,is. s ss.
Tntp treupast. White IAks. sunariss.
F se9s G. ?; K S{nsi. iiHs"i; i;a'sts " sysn.
, 1880-05-10

8r. LOUIS, May 9.-The Qucon's Lnko 1co-
House, on tho shoro OF Queens Lakc, about
twenty mlles from horo, III st. Clair County, WIS
struck b. lightning Inst night and ontirely con-
sumgd. Tho house contained About 6,0O torla 0f
this city. It was valued At *3o0Qo insured for
ta0Oo0. Tho huuSo was valued ut $l5, GOO; 10 in-
SurAlGe. -..
, 1880-05-10


Lot Us now approach TIC saorotl soil Of Nuns
ter and Connnught. Thuro IL nothing OH this
ltself has lAx,n drnod III tho Worship or s.'Fr,w
Land Ut cur. utno IL tho West OF ireland.
Eycry sth thern lug hGer wet BY tears. Tho
,s @ 1t sxSe 1Sng @ aS s'oSs aCa saats hnSS y
chorus Of slki,s frotu bfoak,ng h,',nan hearts.
Every brcezu TINT hna swspt aaross tlor bArren
bai boaE ,aountains not tan trust iar Gsyon tieinl
tho Rroans and tho p!aypfa nf y brnyt bIt
duspairiu9 poop.c hayo hoatl ~ tnush ai.dll
TINT, WHEN tho memory nf ticin r!sos Nfnro mo,
stnllL anpaliel Ut tho Vision. L. JteDll put tho
rsar,u @ T1s cnad .. mot ntsr tho word'
Tho Lfx,.l Gunllnltteu Of tho :Aansion House
repurt IL, ,a5s III distress Y, Mu1stet and III cn
nauKht, nut nf \ poi,ulA.tla.n@ |. @ o. MlsE@, El1D
IL widespread a1ld appAlllnx On eyuFy hand. nslt
these starving and stnEgs,1nx rsas@nts. whsM
!nsy ssx fsF re- sos sg II ~
why responsible for thelr tnisfprtHlka lis Il
klance Gt the!r surroundings and otc,stattaHres
VII The 'Il1I lantIosds % aro apsontcea. Fe*,ot thon
havo reduced the!r rent ~ !Il, and ,t,1sgf tAeul
have reuueod IN tho ratio VI tho ltostasea 'pyu-
4nionx i peasantrY " Industrious ~ ui,Y p,oplu
on eIfth, who live on lneanor food s.haii my
other civilized poople. whu prefer to bo druvgod
sst ~ III sssf, .hess ~ i. I'LL Eaar si VII I'll
lrVand ut luast 6EA0n Isossens whs rest
tho!r only hopo Ut seeing tho non har..
cahln door nl tho bounty OF stn.n eera .liii tho
exiics frosn Erin. hnvo no d,Vht thtfe are
1 bS1i oue poSDs s5R y hSsss " .y aaa Ws E Ast
st xesE ~ ;1ays Ttns. p.ea,s,e,' !es.
hnd decreased. nont Below Il. II rsjoicci
when tho faIutno Ut 1877 swept tho Iris Peasants
~ by thousands Into their QsuYes, 1t us hIa
, 1880-05-10

Tho only medicinal soup adapted to casy Bhav
tnR~-CutiOtlri Shaving HuMp.
, 1880-05-10
IsAl4'FNEsIkH HVAN.rED.

1bANTSEH WANTEll-Tl!E TuHLI9l5Elt uE A
Wptl-OsiAblksnud weekly 1oEfLia Wlp cohtEula u.
oaeslIana 1u-psnin1 !ar.nAE1. .!oslr1a practical
JOB pFln1f ~ E{as u W!sn pas ,nat9E!ai = aa!sns
hsyinx VI. 0tttcs. Adtrcss u, ltoom u, w knd lW
, 1880-05-10


r AptES AND GENTLEMEN iNSTNUUrE43 IN \
IL new AyEtgEu Ut shorthand Improvement pf thv
III carton MYnasyI NAY \ ut n lhh9p-o0urt, Vns
tvgk vast VI un!VA PGS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
MAY FISK.

There was another crowded house at the
Theatre Comique last night to see the May
Fisk celebrities The blondes were in their
best humor and the comedians never talked
SO funny. Every act in the programme is
gem, so that it would be useless to at
tempt to select any special one for praise.
Little Nellie Parker has made hosts OF
friends who are lavish IN their applause at
everything she says or does The De For
rests are a Jolly pair Of Dutch artists, Add
Weaver makes unlimited fun as police
man, Lizzie Derious sings and dances fine
ly, and the entire troupe appear in clever
burlesque which sends everybody home in
high spirlts.-St. Louis Times, 10th.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
THE ,JURY'S VERDICT.

The coroner's jury which had under con
sideration the cause of the death of Thorn
ton Dillard, colored, yesterday morning,
agreed upon the following verdict:
We, the undersigned jurors, sworn to
enquire of the death of Thornton billiard
colored, (known as Doc. Dillon on oath
do find that he came to his death by burn
ing in his shanty, while the same was on
fre.--or from causes to the Jurors unknown
w. +. Schuckcrs, Foreman,
w. W. Wooten,
F. H. Mortn,
Gus Morse,
f. H. Thielecke,
Jas. Simmons.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19

liable good to the county and to the com
munity particularly. We have large and
well cultivated country around us. The
soil Of Alexander county Is rich and under
cultivation. The farmers and stock raiscrs
are all in good circumstances and are
capable of raising as fine fruit, vegetables
and stock as those of any other section in
the land. 1t is only necessary to hold out
an inducement to them in order to bring to
light the results of their labor. Cairo is a
better market for produce and stock of every
kind than any other city in this part
of the country. 1t offers better prices for
everything than Charleston, Paducah, Anna,
Jonesboro or any other town within a hun
dred miles around us; yet, many farmers do
not avail themselves of this advantage sim
ply because the facts are not impressed
| upon their minds and they are not
| asked to come here. If the organization is
effected; the fair announced as perma-
nent fact, and the several approaches to the
city placed in proper repair, we can safely
expect, that, not only will the great re-
sources Of Alexander county be developed
new impulse be given to the tillers
of the soil through the entire county, and
Cairo be made their headquarters to dis
play and dispose OF their productions in
exchange for merchandise; but the counties
in the neighboring states would also be
awakened to better appreciation
OF Cairo as market, and hundreds
OF farm wagons that are
drawn to Charleston and Paducah and
there loaded with merchandise would be
seen on our streets and after having dis
posed Of their various products, reload
with goods from the shelves of our mer-
chants and return home satisfied that Cairo
! offers them the best inducements. All the
country round about would be made tribu.
tary to Cairo, aud the blessings that would
result from a proper Infringement of the
fair would be felt by every citizen here
Therefore we repeat, let our merchants, and
all other interested, do what they can by
liberal su description and otherwise, to speed.
lily bring about these desirable results.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
For SALE CHEAP.

the following machinery, all in tirst-cass
order. One boiler nearly new, 40 inches
diameter, "a feet long, with smoke stack
one engine 10 inch bore, "a inch stroke.
with heater, force and lifting pump; one
Daniels planer; one - inch plancr; four rip
saws and frames complete; one cut of saw
three shaping machines; one routing ma
chine for bed posts and rails; one selffccd
slat tenanting machine, one boring ma
chine one power mortising machine; two
turning latIes three Emery wheels,mountod
on shafts and frames; sixty feet Of . inch
line shafting with puIleys. For price en-
quirc at Furniture Factory.
WILLIAM EiCHuoFF,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
AT THE PLANTERS HOUSE.

Al IN IliN' r-i'' hVN''''
W. II. Ray and wife, City, A. F. Sale
Canthenvlle, Mo-; II. F. Duke, Cincinnati,
o.; G. w. Harrington, Marion, His; j. NJ
Greer Marion, Ills; p. II. Larimon, Ma
rion, Ills; 4. B. Wagner, st. Louis; Mrs.
o. W. Andrew, Paducah. Thos p. Ludgate,
n. O.; r. p. Cox, Cincinnati, o.: K. II.
Williams, n. o.; Geo. Odin, Paducah;
G. p. Cook, Point Pleasant, Mo-;
j. c. Willis, Metropolis; E. II, Brush, Cen
tralia; G. b. Widen, Centralia; J. f. Wat
kins and wife, Clinton; :. II. Childs, Ma
rion, His; Jennie Chids, Marion, HIS.
Frank Riddle and wife, Harrisburg, Ills.
Jno. T. Milliken, New Orleans; Miss Mary
Poorman and family, Dexter, Mo-; G.. G.
Ackerson, DeSoto, Mo-; Miss Mary Grant,
Ash Hill, Mo-; Eliza Sims, Clinton, Ky.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
NOTICE.

All persons holding books belonging to
the Cairo Public Library are requested to
return them on Saturday March Goth, to the
library, and no books will be given out on
that day and for short period after, until
the books in the library have been re-
marked, rc-arranged, etc, and the cata-
logue verified. BY order of the board of
trustees of the w. C. and l.. A.
Mrs. H. II CANDEE, Scc'y.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
CARD OF THANKS.

Mr.. Burnett:
| desire through your kindness and the
columns of The BULLETIN to express my
thanks to the Turner society for the use of
their hall to the musicians for music fur
nshcd free; to the ladies who abored so
zealously in the management of the ball
given for my benefit, from which | received
the welcome sum of $4,000, and to all my
friends who have stood so noblv by me
through my affection john HAGEY.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19
GREAT SALE OF
Town Lots and Their
Tracts Of Land
In EAST CAIRO.

BY virtue Of judgment and an order Of sale OF
the Ballard Common Pleas Court rendered at the
January term 1872. On the petition OF Phillip 81,
George Cookies heirs.
The undersigned will, on Monday, the 2snd day
of March 1880, before the court house door in
Blandville, Ballard County, Kentucky II being the
first day of the March term of the Ballard Circuit
Court, expose to pnblic sale to the highest bidder
Town lots Us laid of In East Cairo, KY, on lo'
No. 3, In the division of land by commission,
ers,. under order Of court; also the BALANCE OF
said lot containing about 100 acres; also lot NO =,
containing 65 acres. Lot No. 10, containing no
acres; Lot No 10, containing l,0; Lot "a. II, loO
Lot No. 81 2iO acres, to be divided into four tracts
Also 10 acres on the south end of Lot NO ~. All
of said lots are in the division of Ronalds survey
above referred to- The purchaser VIII be required
to give bond with approved security, for the pay
ment Of the purchase money to have the iorSe Of
of sale, with lien reserved on the property, unt
all the purchase money is paid Bonds due In g.
H. IL and "a months. Y, u, WHITE,
Master Commissioner of Ballard Common Pleas
Court.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-03-19

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