The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-07-23
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The P. Nj. General orders that let
tiers unstamped win be fJrwamed to
the dead letter oGire The following
additional orders are for hi coueidcia.
ton
A pair Of onions will go Tor Two
scents
Parties arc compelled to lick their
own postage stamps md envelopes the
postmaster cannot be compelled 10 DO
this.
Nitro glyeerino aud dynainite must
be forwarded Mt risk Of sender. II
they should blow up ia the posernastor's
hands Ire cannot DO held responsible.
When letters are received bearing no
direction, the parties for whom they are
intended viii please signify The fact 70
the postmaster. that he ,nay at once
forward
A stamp Of the foot . not anficient
to carry u letter
Spring chickens that arc old enough
to vote, when sent by mail, should BE-
enclosed in iron-bound boxes 10 save
their tender bodies from injury.
II is unsafe TO mail apple OF frait
trees with the fruit on them. as some Of
the postmasterr have weakness f5r
anch things
Bottles Of whisky hbot4id be we'll
corked
II is earnestly reqaesiel hat lovers
writing to their girls, will please confine
their gushing raphsodiea 70 the inside
Of the envelope.
Ducks cannot be ,ent through The
mails when alive. 1'hcir qaaclsing
would diaturb the slumbefa Of the clerks
ON the postal cars. Thisfui however,
does not apply to "a aluct uf Ion.
net.
Poems on "spr;ng" anil '.Beantifnl
Snow" are ,igidly exelud,.I from the
mails. This will be joyo,,, news to the
.litors.of the land.
When watches are sent through the
mail, il the sender will rut notice ON
the outside, the postmaaters viii keep
them running.
Old maids, feather bs.ie, AMI inflated
balloons are unmailable. Babies can be
sent as third.class matter, provided
sucking ng-botiles and napkins accompany
them.
John Smith gets his mail from Ca
279 pos,otiices, hence n letter directed
to John Smith, L nitesl States. viii reach
him.
When candy Is sent through the
mails, il j. earnestly reqit ste,l that
both en'ls II the Iaekase te left open,
80 hat tie employees Il tlie p9sto.iices
may t,st il quality.
Eggs are lot taailaLie rif.ess tbeg are
fresh; and shoultl they bee .,ne chickens
1t transit they become liz. property of
the lsnstoiiic., department
ANl-..sA-a. ...4-z .4-z.s.a-t---e---.-.-.----
= Iptgrr always write fuii agd implicit
J,rrc,iens Is the same letter. So that
any PERSON griting the l..tfor eau draw
The nouey.
Ailigstors over ten 6-rt IN length
are not Showed - b. transmitted IS
mail
Dung ladies ~ lio ..s'ssfe 10 - NJ
their Saratogn franks ly mail 70 water,
ing places during the present sea7or.
shonld notify the ssuiaster. General
at oner. They rnusi not be over seven
feet long by thirteen feet high
Garlic, Onions. assaieiida, gum eam-
phor, Swii.ler. l.imberger snd sapsaeo
sent through tie mails SHOULD he left
open at the ends.
Butter and lard are mailaiile in tLe
summer moaths. Wrap them in fold
Of tissue paper open at both ends. The
butter is required to have all the hair
combed out of il.
When Won enclose money 70 any Of
the. parties on the official list OF frauds,
please say a little prayer.
Letter-sarriers are required to have
penetration enough to know when LEI
ters should he edelivered to jealous wives,
hence if he delivers hotter from your
girl to your wife you can have him dis
charged.
The placing Of stamps upside down
on letters is prohibited. Several post
masters have recently been seriously in
jured while trying to stand on their
heads to cancel stamps placed in this
manner.