The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1880-01-15
TAKE A SMILE.
The Foolishness Of Fun and the Fun
Of Fools.


Problem: "Is death worth dy-
ing?"
Hens are now indulging in sum-
mer sets.
Beauty unadorned is.barely pre-
sentable in society.
A rolling stone gathers no moss
because 1t hasn't any use for It.
Matches are made in heaven, but
the sulphur is put on down below.
OF course justice is cool, because
IL is just ice. 49,
Earring and feathering a man is
smear absurdity.
The lay-test-an producing
match between hens.
In retail grocery is where a man
learns to labor and to weigh it.
Cats have no fixed political be-
lief. They are usually on the fence.
Advice to the dress -makers-be
sure you are right then go ahead.
The saw mill runs to the tune of
Northumberland Century.
Why don't somebody name a
play "Porous PlasterT It'd be
sure to draw.
A Missouri doctor paid patient
4O2 visits and squared the bill for a
barrel of cider and load of bricks.
Adam WAS driven from Paradise
during the night, of course. 1t was
certainly after the fall of Eve.
Salt water will prevent the hair
from. falling out, but to prevent its
being pulled out get home early.
TIE latest invention is a fat can
die. The baby can be spanked
with it without extingulshing the
light.
The reason why women prefer
canaries to parrots is because cana
ries can't talk back.
II takes a gent about three years
to learn how to fan a young lady 30
as not to muss her bangs.
Families are now laying in their
winters fuel. 1t is regulated by
the number of grown girls in the
family.
A good fine. toothed comb beats
any phrenologist in the world at de-
veloping what is in boys head.
Taking medicine will make well
man sick much quicker than it will
make sick man well.
Epitaph for departed fiirt-She
loved not wisely but two swells.-
N. Y. Com. Adv.
During the deluge Mr.. Noah was
in the habit of calling his wife an
ark angel.
One half of the world don't know
what the other half take in their
soda water.
Wealth is parceled out to those
who inherit 1t, those who steal it,
and those who dig for it.
What a glorious thought 1t is
that the influence of the almighty
dollar ceases at the grave.
When a writer sweaTs because
his articles are refused, its proof
that rejected communications cor
rupt good manners.
Throw him a rope" is the prop
er thing to say when you see a |
friend of yours OVERLOOKED. The |
effect is magical.
"Oh" she said, 81 think soda wa
ter is soda licious." He took the
hint, and soda dime on the harvest
field of love.
Much charity which begins at
home is too feeble to get out doors,
and much that begins out doors
never gets into the home circle.
When a new dramatic company
stakes the road" they should see
that the road is kept in good re-
pair, for the chances are that they
might need it to walk home on.
In a discussion with a temper
ance lecturer, topper asked: "If
water rots your boots, what effect
must it have upon the coat of your
stomachp
They met, twas on the street |,
"Ohi such a bonnetl" thought the one
The other thought: "What feetl''
Yet they did talk Il
Together walk
And kissed each others cheek-and chalk.
A Dublin newspaper sarcastical-
ly remarks that "in the absence of
both editors the publishers have
succeeded in securing the services
Of q gentleman to edit the paper
this week."
Shakespeare never repeated
There was little boy In Kentucky
last week who resembled the i'm
mortal bard in this important par
ticular. He thoughtlessly twisted
4 mules tail.
Clergyman: $50 you've got mar
RED again, Jacobs" Jacobs: "Yes
sir; thought as how as winter was
coming on, and Betty, she'd got
0ne blanket and I'd t'other, we ,
night as well make 'em pair, and
be more comfortable like"
"How far" asks an exchange, '
will bees go for honeyT The an
Iwer to this conundrum is unknown /
o us, but it is q well known fact I
hat a bee will go miles out of its t
way for the purpose Of singing n
,arefooted boy on the heeL-INorsJ
istown Herald.
al can warrant his eyes," said
he horse dealer, and Mr.. Bartholo-
new bought the horse and found :
Tim as blind as q bat. Then, when :
le raised a row about it, the dealer :
fitted his hand in amazement and :
olemnly swore that he said he q
could warrant his size" And
low Mr.. Bartholomew sits up at !
tight to malign the English Ian