Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-06-20
SUNBEAMS.

An old-time friend-The sun dial.
A boys whistle is often sucked tin.
A carpenters fare-plane board. Boston
Journal Of Commerce.
We've an ocean there's wide difference
between this country and Europe.
No, Rebecca; you do not cook beef on
| cattle range Y07akers Statesman.
They have beau-tanical garden in st.
Louis, where young people have meetings
and take leaves.
If an old sheep can only jump fence,
they call it "spring lamb. "-MerIden Re
| c0rCler.
Words are cheap, except when they are
sent over the Atlantic CABLE Cincinnati
Saturday Night.
eyes," said little Jim to his mother, ''you
always buy canned P's, but never get any
canned DIS. "-Me11Stt.
"There! let that end it, !" as the shoe
maker said when he fixed the bristle to the
waxed thread.-lSGlenl Sunbeam.
"What is a home without father?n
asks an exchange. It's mighty good place
to court a girl in.-S0Ieng Sunbeam.
"We old maids" said Miss Ficks, love
cats because we have no husbands, and cats
are almost as treacherous as men,"
An American tallow candle makes just
f15,-. e.. L.
wick is used for collar for his cat
The colored gentleman who said he was
engaged in mining operations, was forced to
admit that is was kalsomining.
Gloves of yellow dog-skin are fashionable
for gentlemen's street-wear. The yellow
dog is good for something at last
They are making paper bricks in Wis
consin. Gentlemen who are in the habit of
carrying their bricks in their hats will be
glad to hear of this.
The worst case Of stage fright" is that
Of a man who thinks he has passed up two
dollar and half gold-piece, instead of
dime, to the driver.
A great number of people are married,
and the happiness of a large number of peo-
pie is marred. There's an is difference.
-Meridea1 Recorder
The placidity of expression worn by
man who is "next in a full barber shop
cannot be counterfeited even by an old maid
with her first love letter.
Boggs says that when he is asked to pay
800 for lot in the cemetery that bed
spread would cover, he considers it grave
investment. -LOckport Union.
Envy is passion SO full of confidence
and shame, that nobody ever had the conf
dence to own it.
First among the things to be thankful for
is thankful spirit. Some people would
gl,lmble at the accommodations in heaven
If they ever got there.
"Sally," said fellow to girl who had
red hair, "keep away from me, or you'll set
me on fire." No danger of that" replied
the girl; "you are too green to burn
american Punch.
A wise town is known by the fire company
it keeps. Whitehall Times. And foolish
city by its too much charter tinkering J oqa-
kers Gazette. There would be less tinkering
if tin were not SO plenty.
A contemporary speaks of a neighbor
as a "shiftless woman" Been looking
over her clothes line when her weeks
washing was hung out, have you ?-Nau-
9GtaSc]t Enterprise.
The pretty and ugly, the good and the
mean,
Fly up through the roof when they use
kerosene.
-D0aaSezsonciz5e Sentinel.
When young fellow has his Office con-
nected with his girls home by telephone, it
is mean rival who viii cast suspicion on
the lady by stealing into the young mans
Office and putting onion juice on the instru-
ment.
Erratic Enrique commences poem with,
Across the water comes thrilling wall"
How should whale come if not by water?-
Boston Commercial Bulletin. A friend at
our elbow suggests that whale often comes
over boys back.
If the water won't run, faucet-Ec-
change. Or, if it won't run, make it dance,
by piping to it.-M city Derrick. The
above flow of brilliancy needs to be shut
off-there's too much water in the pipe
Me71Qeao Recorder.
Oh dear! oh dear! A tramp in Ohio
turns out to be newspaper man. Several
reporters have been sent to Congress, and
once in while one is sent to jail, but we
never heard of one on the tramp before
Saltwater LasDa5ermGa.
A little boy entered the fish market the
other day, and seeing, for the first time,
pile of Holsters lying on the counter,
looked at them intently for some time, when
he exclaimed: "Them's the biggest grass
hoppers 1 ever seen!
GA lady entering an omnibus or street.
car should bow slightly to the other passen-
gers" says a recent authority on etiquette
In order to secure the observance of this
point, the driver should start the horses
little before the lady is seated.
A man who studies new almanac very
intently looks too see date.-Keokuk Gate
City. Do almanac that way p Wi1S0nsport
Breakfast Table. We are not prepared to
say just now weather they do or not Men
get confused sometimes zodiac most any