The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-26

How Q Boston Girl Just Azores the
Concord School.

naO Oeeu attending the school OF PIT
losophy at Concord arrived in Brook.
Ign on visit to q seminary chum
After canvassing thoroughly the fun
and gum-drops that made up thei,
education in the seat OF learning al
which their early scholastic efforts were
made. the Brooklyn girl began to in
quire into the nature Of the Concord
entertainment.
"And so you are taking lessons in
philosophy. How do YOU like il ,"
"Oh! it's perfectly lovely. IT.,
about science YOU know, aud We all
just dote ON science"
ut must be nice. What is i!
about,"
Its about molecules As much as
anything else and molecules gre jus,
too awful nice f,r anything. II there.
anything that | really enjoy. its mole
cules."
TEL me about them. nv dear
What are molecules ?"
"Oh! molecules. They are little
wee things and it takes ever 50 many
OF them. They are splendid things
Do you know there amt anything bu,
what's got molecules in il. And
Mr.. Cook is just as sweet as he eau be
and Mr.. Emerson, too. They ex
plain everything 81 beautifully"
How III like to go there" said ths
Brooklyn girl obviously.
You'd enjoy it ever 80 much.
They teach Protoplasm too, and il
there is one thing perfectly heavenly
it's protOPlasm or molecules
Tell me about protopiasm.
know should adore it,"
"Deed you would. It's just too
sweet to live. You know its abou,
how things get started. or something
Of that kind You ought to hear Mr..
Emerson tell about il. 1t would
stir your very soul. The first time he
explained about protopiasm there
wasn't u dry eve in the house. W.
named our hats after him. This i,
an Emmerson hat. You see the rib.
hon Is drawn over the crown and j,
caught with buckle and bunch o.
flowers Then you turn up the side
with spray Of forget memo, Ain'l
it just too sweet? All the girls in the
school have them"
"HOw exquisi,alv lovely! Tel me
some more science"
"Oh! / almost forget about differ
entiation. am really and truly posi-
sively in love with differentiation. Ii.
different from molecules and protop
lasm, but it's every bit as nice. AnC
Mr.. Cook! You should hear him g,
Oh about it! This scarf Is the Cool
scarf. All the girls wear them and
We named them after him jus. on &C
count of the interest hc takes in differ
entiation."
"What Is it, anyway
THAT is null trimmed in Langue
doc lace"
IL don't mean that-the other"
"Oh! differentiation! amt il
sweet? Its got something To do will
species. It's the way you tell one ha
FROM another. 80 you'll know what j.
becoming. And we learn all about
ascidians, too. They are the divines
things I'm absolutely enraptureG
with ascid,ans. II 1 only had an as
cidiau Of my own wouldn't ask any
thing else in this world
"What do thew look like, dear 2
asked the Brooklyn girl deeply inter
ested.
"Oh. no; nobody eyer saw one ex
cept Mr.. Cook and Mr.. Emerson,
but they are something like an oystel
with reticule hung ON it's belt.
think they are just heavenly"
do you learn anything else besides
all these"
"Oh, YES. We learn all abou
common philosophy and logic snC
those common things like metaphysics
hot the girls don't care anything abou1
those. We are just in ecstacies ove'
differentiation and molecules, and Mr..
Cook and protoplasms. ascidisns anG
Mr.. Emerson. and really don't set
why they put in these vulgar
branches. II anybody besides Mr.
Cook and Mr.. Emerson had done il
we should have told him to his face
that he was too terribly. awful,
mean"
And the Brooklyn girl went to bed
that night in the dumps because for
tune had not vouched her the advant
ages enjoyed BY her friend, while tn,
Boston girl dreamed Of SEEING an a.
cidian chasing molecule over diff
ferentiated back fence with a club fol
telling . protoplasm that his younger
sister had 80 many freckIes ON bel
nose that they made her cockeyed.
relisble and convenient - Fellows Com
pound Syrup Of hyPophosphites, and We
therefore, gladly recommend il in the dis
eases Of such organs - depend for heai,i
upon involuntary muscular action.
Positiv ely Shocking.
Wednesday . reporter Of the RAzoO VA
meandering vest ON Filth street, when BIZ
innocent gag, fell upon the human foru
divine. o. much in the primitive staie a.
va Eve in her most leisure mOments. Ths
statue vss of the hen perua-ion, and ap
pesrrd no moro ahsshed than brass monkey