The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-04-22

nome mIIne 10 see n take
the road.
Deadwood obituaries state that nthe
deceased vas of an .unobtrusive nature
when he didn'tpoke into more than three
fights a-week.
The Denver News says there are men
in that city to-day unable 70 pay their
board bills who viii by and by be bonan-
"a kings. Perhaps.
The people OF Leadville stand aghast
at the boldness of a woman lot jumper
who has been asserting her claims in that
vicinity in that manner.
Afamiliar instance of color blindness
is that of a man taking a brown silk UNI
brella and leaving a green Bingham in
its place.
When people retail a bit of scandal
they always pretend that they do it I'M
willingly, just as we sugar-coat a pill to
hide its bitterness.
Ladies, when you are looking around
for spring millinery, don't forget to give
the establishment of Mary Lander a Wis
it. Everything she has is new and styl-
ish.
Preaching of orthodox truths is what
is, needed in our pulpits, not political
talk. When people cease paying for the
latter they win be more apt to get the
former. 3aft4 aJA3
wANrED-At L. Gabel & Co.'S. lumber
jard, Eaton, o., 100, 900 feet of heavy
inch poplar lumber, 100, 900 feet of heavy
inch ash lumber ,n lap154
A lazy man wants some one to invent
a shirt collar needing neither buttons
nor pins" Let him go to Colorado and
steal a horse, and his wish will be speed
lily gratiied-
If correctly informed, under the adj
ministration of Mayor NEAL, we are to
have a ~quietStown, as the 10 O'Clock and
Sunday ordinance is to be rigidly enforc-
ed. ss,siigs bts
The Commissioners were in session
last Saturday, butdidn,t agree that a
new Court House ought to be built. We
have very economical and careful Com
missioners.
The young bloods who have invested
in ulsterettes behold with agony indie
scribable the weather becoming SO warm
as mott to afford them an opportunity to-
disnIau tham |
Simeon Goldman has just returned
from New York, and the boys at the
Mappotha are opening an immense stock
of Dry Goods.
When aback-bay Bostonihn gets howl
ing drunk and goes home and breaks up
statuary and kicks the vases off the shelf
the highly cultured people say he is in an
iconoclastic mood.
t'The grass is turning green" was the
observant remark Of youngman escort
ing a pretty damsel across the common,
and the saucy miss replied that he had
got ahead OF the grass byga number of
days.
An Eaton Iady says an Ola Shoe may
still be the proper thing at a wedding,
but about the time the tin Wedding comes
around an old slipper. is more useful.
She is training up her children in the
way they should go.
We hare received the first instafiment
OF spring poetry; There are the usual
illusions to little lambs, green grass,
budding leaves, and the author denotes
the four concluding lines to green apples
and gooseberries.
The clouds of dust which are so furi-
ously driyen into our homes from the
streets OF Eaton, On a windy day, should
appeal to-our Street Commissioner for a
deep scrape IN damp time. Don't for
get it
For lime, Cement and Plaster
go 10 Rhea. KeIIy,G Co.'S
sNo, william" she 4mournfulfy utter
ed, still allowing him to retain her hand.
$40, William, I can't marry you. 1
don't think you can provide a wife with
butter enough upon your presentsalary
and l can't eat oleomargarine." !,
The great hit of the season is a hat for
misses whicht1iutters with every motion
of the wearer,p and (which is said to pro-
duce a corresponding 1utter in the heart
of every male butterfly that accompanies
the &earer on the promenade.
John Ruppel s. Co. will offer at public
auction, at 0xer's livery stable, on Sat
urday, April 24th, the entire stock CT
harness, saddles, collars, and everything
connected with a frst-elass harnessshop.
viii also offer buggies, carriages and
horses.
Borrow a wheelbarroW, rake, hoe,
spade and whatever else you may want
through the summer, as soon now as you
cans se~that the owners viii forget to
whom they were lentA 4Aman who buys
a wheelbarrow when he can borrow one
will never be chief fnaneier of a life in
s~urance company.
Among bills recently. passed by the
E0hio Ebuse Of Representatives, was one
Eto prohibitttfe running at large of swine +;
to punish Councilmen for receiving COM
pensation to punish election officers for
refusing to admit a candidate or his rep
resentatige to witness the count OF bal
lots. ~
|. Somehow, the ladies don't seem to