Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1880-10-07
HERE IND THER E.
The fashionable shade-Sunburn.
Combs up smiling--The barber.

The fashionable shade-Sunburn.
Combs up smiling--The barber.
A nightgown is nothing but nap sack.
or course you always get the best but
ter milk from goats.
Bill for repairing--The cleigymsn's fae
for your second marriage.
A hackman's idea of hire education -
Knowledge how to charge.
Tie Greenbackers will soon have plenty
Of opportunity to compare notes.
1t looks suspicious to zee man take a
Glove before answering the telephone.
''rhe trees are beginning to blush in
anticipation Of their advancing nudeness.' -
The Nsw York Italians are for Hancock
This is (pea)nuts for She Democracy
Boston ifeadM.
Ohristiancy is delegated to mediate
between Pm and Chill. We suggest
$40 600 ana absolute divorce.
A gentleman prominently identified
with a number Of large corporstions-tne
| President of the Fat Mems Club.
Henry Bergh is going to emigrate to
| Greenland There isn't a solitary cat
| lnHte, Alld l|b ulehtS Nie hiA nioLtns iohB.
A little girl sent cut to hunt eggs came
back unsuccessful, complaining that "lots
Of mems were standing around doing moth
ing" .."
At an inn in Suffolk county the landlord
has sign posted up outside his door,
Good beer for sale here, but don't take
my word for it..
| .Iinc Blaine he was stubborn nut,
But cracked he had to be,
Aud 80 we broke his ocClput,
Upon the Ossiper.
-B0St0n Post.
| Don. Piatt calls Maine the Northeast
corner of the Union, and we suppose
jim Blaine is the cornerstone, as he has
Just been laid.-R Richmond State.
The pianist, Ton Bulow, who performed
in this country in the season of 1875 G.,
mas had a stroke of paralysis, and the
newspapers of Hanover report that the use
OF his right hand is gone.
The contrast between the speed and
safety of ner own journeys and the dangers
which beset those of her subjects has
aroused Queen Vic,oria's anxious usconsider-
alton, and she has brought the matter
under the notice OF the authorities.
| IL rs HDDul tuis Nlult tlbt tle buUliutr
boarder hobbies back upd tries to make
| his friends believe that he has had "a
beautiful time, and that the mosquito
bites upon his face are a sort of rash
which breaks out ON him every summer.
Some give their gold aud silver,
Because they love To give;
Some give il for the glory
pucy surely will receive.
snwc give their hard EARNED dollars
With pure and just iatcnt
! hul the must give NJ their money
! For piliry ten per cent.
/ -Sisu5eaVile Herald.
Elder patiel FreDklin, Camppellite
preacher, dahvHTed political sermon the
other dav in favor of his brother Camp
Del'ue, Garfield, vt Fairview. Iud. If /
had the power, he said. (which Christ
! hSd over HIS enemies, no Democrat would
| be hero TO vote Mt ths next elseti0n."
| little does the city rock,
Encumpa=sed witt lis busy cbsrn,
The whistle OF the hlilhr plUugh hoy
AT work upon his fathers farm.
o litilr does the whi-tng boy
RGck of the citY's busy chatm;
( lie only thinks of two bright eyes
And works upon his fathers farm
| If Any gentleman with a turn for writing
ana unA5l. to find publisher wishes TO
embark il literature, he may have u
monthly medium of communication with
the public all TO bin.seif, ~ thu low charge
OF t25u, by purchasing tho 80. Jd3aes'
| Ma Gsiae the copyright Of which is
advertised for safe ut thlt sun
Pat--"W,H, Dau, aud have ye heard
ihp news--hnre ye beard that Rory the
mill RS cad? y Dau-"Eory the miller is
it thni's dead now Jabers, but ye don't
say ~. snd he was p young 1uen. too" ="
Pat-'Faith, an that's threw for 50, Dan;
b was such / young iutn, Il v, that | TX
pre!ed 10 see lin 81 my own fut.tra! III
s-e'i oi nse goils to bis. ~
At lepeth the long history Of the United
States by Mr.. George Bancroft is drawing
toward completion. The author set TO
work upon this OpHS magnUm 80 far back
rs 1875, ana has, with httle intermission,
been iRboring on it ever since. MIR.
Bancroft has selected Sampson, Low *
Son as his london publishers. The last
volume of the book will, according to
literary journals, be out at the end of the
year.
The natives of the Orkney Islands are
said to enjoy good health aud to live long
For these blessings they are indebted
entirely 10 the bracing climate and tc
their own healthy outdoor occupation.
young woman from one of these islands
was asked by physician lately whether
her people were generally long livers. Will
unconscious naivete she replied, "Yes
they live to great age; there's no doctol
OF the island"
Most actors forget about las readily a
they lear and few days will often suffice
to destroy their perfect memory of a role
On recent voyage from Europe, JOIN
Mccullough and Rose Coghlan wer
aboard. aud the passengers, on getting "
an entertainment, put them down for
scene from Macbeth" Although Mac
| 6sth is one of McCullougb's star parts, ant
: Miss Uoghlap had not long before acte,
. Lady Macbeth, they were unable TO reoal
, the language with anything like accuracy
5 and, rs there wasn't copy OF the play o.
$ the steamer, the performance had to b
q omitted.