The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-07-08
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il trimmed? - l1',.9 ~,
Amule's hind leg has onlv one 500 aor,
= is always abeautiful spring. Is q
What would be. a great invention. 4
bushel peach basket that would hold
four pecks
What was the most honest bet thar
lever was made The alphabet. Its
maker was evidently man Of letters, too.
"A fortune hunter went counting the
daughter Of q rich whiske y.distiller, and
he sang II see.her still IN my dreams.''
a little stealing. is q dangerous part,
but stealing largely is a noble art, lis
mean to rob henroost Of. q hen. but
stealing thousands makes us gentlemen.
Bill" said one apprentice to another.
my boss lis a better man to work for
than your'n. My boss amt always round
hls shop, interfering with his own
vat monster language said, q
lfrenchman; here / read In ze# news.
papere Eat a man commit q. murder. was
committed for trial and zen: committed
himself to a reportair. No wonder eyery-.
zlngg IN America iss done by committee
The man who has never seen. two
women in Shaker bonneis IRVING to k ka
each other has never experienced tia
Ireiuvenating power Of 3 langh that
could throw him down. and kick him IN
the ribs. !
School mistress (iust heoinn;nt, 60. . ,;oa
4 improving lesson upon minerals to the
i juniors % Now, what are the principal
things we get out of the earth p Youth
iul angler, aged FOUR (confdently)-
4 e,a.aas =. i,
ms departure ior sea, with Bible. On
Ipsltng y curing q gale It fell from his
comb and the asimpp;torv h mnIsuu1n
Search dailv.', A-''sA -
tsWhar was IA s,,n A. ,o,,
asks the Rev NJ Tas,au s1MI wynn -.
side :, 49, La -. oe 11}ee why, DAT
WIN dis Side ~ nv, hn lraa y NJ - nov!
SIM n,nst Ia; .,ot, ~, I, = -, - lur , us
AZ a. dat uss u ot iUuh ~, an IL Couldn't
MOVE ~ e.' sob s,,s o'in " llefolut, oe sun
e;n sJun ~ paPer says There is not
f q ~, person ~ tlle county gao! Are
S1olo sly married persons there?
When bent on matr;morv 1ool- o,<,
than skin deem for haa1tv d;u . f,,, rlp.o
than the nncket fnr worth or 10 soornh e e..
temner hevond oood hrnor fn so the NO, ~.
ment. rememheyinp t. IS not a1wa avs th..
most aoreeah1e nartnar at' : haii n .to
forms the most amiable partner for life.
Virtue, like some flowers, bloom often
talrest IN the shade.
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Stanley IS writing a book. This is good
news. New DOCKS must be written. Too
many people are foollng away their time
~ proving, driving street cars, going to
congress, etc, instead OF writing books
as they ought to be doing, and keep the
supply from running short.
twenty-five years ago sentimental
man N named Rock, who yet lives out on
! North Seventh street, New York, named
nus INFANT daughter Lallah, and very
Roeucal 1ndeed Laliah Eook sounded, if
u isn't spelled exactly right. Ten years
ago that sweet girl married stove deal
e: rom rom CINCINNATI = y named me Grubb. And
now what does her name sound like2
i Vienna papers commenting on Salis-
bury's circ,Ilar to the nnvara se, "a n n
and England are agreed regarding Lord
tSaAsbury's criticism Of The treaty Of San
Stefano, and the steps necessary to pro-
tect the interests of both States, and ex-
press the conviction that only by q de-
terence OF Russia to Lord Salisburyis
views can war between England and
Russia be avoided.
The short walking dress for ladies' "a
1 show a pretty foot w;thpnt i m u;y - =
/ show Of It. this sensible fashion hoe tsys =
other adyantaees II; o;Ves ladies' Has 1 ~.
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