Smyrna times., 1880-04-07
WHOLE NO. 1901.
Current Opinion.
rHILA0ELrHIA EVENING NEWS.

80" g 'VV'N' 10 he needed over in Europe.
:. General Grants voyage down the river of
ne IS taking him a,ain to the president,
Urls "yh" use bandoliae need fear no
them
=, haston wants to build an orcan so large
pgmy. 7'''' '''> ''',3 i
:, he car not only has company Of So.
'u'f9 guardin@ Ai5 bed at might. but he
even sleeps on = Eusse.t;ck.
n. De Les'eps says the wasme.t reception
az az received wa" at st. Louis, and he was
'NeFS IN " Spring month, toe.
''n the pisnst Jupiter one year IS aear,,
az long as twolvo al ours # we vast I.v
jupiter time, Congress could cet tlrougI
rs work IN one session.
How the modern maid in oonoyaI rou,t
p.iy Mother Eve She had nst even rIe
s""sC o; chance to boast that ,i,. re,tI..l
over 50 N'any Offers before marriage.
About the onIy rieh. the colorod peonI,
"I me South haYa left tHcin is the rite Of
C",""'lhFu"h. As that is of a RELIGIOUS
character the boI!dozsrs don t want il.
\ New York reporter i. look;n- for
2h"'A"r s:'uatie". In his account Of y
h@hsln: Il" c"ig!es-ly omitted to stat. iItat
'"~ "f"P 'eIi VITA du!l. heavy tnud
It IS said thu, sa,ue Chicago swell. bay.
c''T mpnSlar'"s tanscd, hut then thai
''''l"'"''y "hplens IN other cities an,o,lo
f"""S "''h wa" stay cut yery late At nie!I.
/
he way to distinguish i,r;weeu elec,n,~.
anne and cheap butter j, to taste it. If ft
suggests green pastures and ii.tan, ccv.
"'I' u IS "ieinaigarlne, if il suggest. aYl..
grease it is butter.
Men who ,ur vrrg ;ond or lIo,v;,.,tb.;.
own trumpet sn0ulG take lew lesson, fro,o
nature. he voice Of ore vow ;,do,.o,.
"Sht animal cannot he heard any further
tEah ITS ears can he seen.
ne I'sv. Newman Han !as lnacr.ed The
A!-s Anite mentioned IL oaue,.f;.n ,..,i,
ms recent divorce su.t. and the former Mrs
haH no" s:ns>. " II al YOU lovea me rs
!ovea you, no hn.le could cut our love ;r
/ two.' NV -
n* rs4son that frtla,e suffrage is Gvine
/ 'Ht IN Massachusetts j. probably Lecauae
/ ti's old leaders fear the ladies if allowed to
/ vote would attach themselves to either the
cTai-.
When that war between Russja and
China breaks out i<eam.-y viii nave 2 fine
c"ance ia fight the Chinese, and a fund
s"'.iclent to send Ai.a to Russia for that
/ purpose could be ra.oea in about seventeen
seconds.
While 4 er! WAS sorting paper in a ajlI
at Sandy Hill, y. Y. she found . roll ~
bins amounting to $4j, bu: paper is so high
/ ne" that the proprietor of the mill had tho
PMS t"'""n III with the pulp se as to get q
better price for them.
Another cable il to be laid. By and,by
/ Wien the rates get down to three cents 4
hundred words, tie onterprisng London
! papers may give as much attention to
American news az American papers now 10
to daily events in Europe.
New York Chinaman ana his Irish
wife fought over q name fer their baby. but
| alter being brought before a Justice com
! promised on Andrew Jackson. This i
| doubtless the entering wedge ef the oriental
into American politics.
| a neihciy woman who knows how 70 Get
up msa! which would not tax the diees-
tive organs of an ostrich can retain hus-
band devotion about 25 years longer than
pretty one who can do nothing but play
the plane and paiat pOttory.
The New York Times employs lust ONE
column of its editorial page to prove that
such thing as buttsn-except as an
ornamsnt-will not be in existence in few
years hence. When that time comes ws
fear thcrs will be no marriages.
A very respectable man was found
drowned III the Delaware the other day and
1t was only by an accident that his body did
not reach the potterS field. lie WIS a Inel.
| chant, but as lie never advertised few per,
Sons knew him. The body was finally
identified, however, by one OF his creditors.
An agricultural paper says cows should
be Rilked three times q day instead OF
only twice day. This rule will doubtless
be found good one in several ways. In
the first place, the yisld of milk will be
larger; in the second place, the cows will
receive more attention, and in the third
place, the pumps will not get 20 rusty be,
! tween times.