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, 1880-06-02
MISSOURI.
GRANTS VETO UF THE 8t,LpFEnS' nIIt,
To tAs Editor NJ Tho Chicago 1'rtbGhf.

CHANTS VETO UE TIE BHLpEEnS ntIaLs
TO tAs Editor NJ Tho Chicago Tribune.
ST. Louis, Mo-. Muy i1.--Will 6es,ntur Lognn
please uxplat.. why Gen. urant oppoau1 aud sat
tnw., upon thu hill introduced by Gun. Logun
aud others fu Congress, mud which Win passed
IN 1877, fur tho purpose Of doing I.istca TO tlo
vetus1lns WIN enlistol IN tho curly part OF
tho Wnr. nnd therefore huving been foremost
on ttle sHu,e fot'tt!ag ~ to n.n1ttLsa wll shn4c
witt enlisted Mrl. IMtsr. W. uI,t sottlfuta wnulA
ltKu u k.uw ir he ilul any o1hos rcstsotls hut
pour sol.isors OF tho r.ik I'M. .iIs. AEd that 10
hls evas a:c" @!l4 Il tn-sAy sll!rg w3tn the stsh
opp"ss sas s'1a n t. esos lbs sato suu I w X
buuntIss purify tu acta.l1nt Ut stultd tn1fer.
en.4, us IL tlst, brtyu tnc, WIN left thetr hunrs
defailMt ut our XlOCl,lls Government and tntutAt
y tiu,s of lie Hrtp.u,si rort aul III ttsu 'urkost
nut National C..pltA WA thr.sateuat!, .ANA bMs
fur tho tioly r,sll t.. tts nll mud sterHtlso. IN
TIC E"rt liz bravo u..ti ''o;'e 1,e!, @ fr.nn Nuw
StAtes, wt.ltd hlIstt l,een captured! Then hero
in st. !.ouIs, .4e arssnai, ,lcd With arms Or
with 1t tho cIty and Slute. ~ Tho ttebuls herr,
SS, s e, s. as fSI e tSe nSes xS'Ss y. S f'S IL t ;
o,hsr iart. 1t ,ha @ caHntrS 10 ictao,sirtts wh.s
inK u1 speak Lightly uG thosy bravo. Veterans
Why st'lls..a year ,,tl 9r two lasyr' & @ N1w It y
NOT " ihach thp uo!lats ana ceilfs. MT
e,tlscs us 10 xk asllI CHIN IN equalization II
bnlntiea; but, As | atatu.i uboyo. lien. Grant
uint s<,otA IL talro about It's EnAr snll!ers hut
allowed hlt1self tn 1so inIiliauced hy sogu Rich
lugn who wvrs u9r,ld Il, have IL lnly Il fsw dol.
lnrs more tuxrs. a strar9 nrHuinont tn adrtt.
Ii, lhat w.ltlu millions VI dollars AFo auiiuAiiy
| taken out III tho country sntn E!,rope nnil
tu,lstd nu 0y our hA hu1s, nut unU tloar Ut that
| this ndllunul huunty will leaya tho country,
| anil that 1t will bunutlt mll classes,
| II HcIlatur Ik,xnn us!n satisfactorily explain
tho shuso Ut Con. urnHt'S npp,sllou u sAe bill
u, Gtrect IN e4luaiiz4tlon nt boulties, tn rufus
ing u, 49 i during tho last days of hts Admin.
| Congress, Il Democratic majority tn the Ent,sa
nutWithsta1idaux. Ae vii! vet ut yest u4ny xEaEe
doubts In the minds Of many uld st,!4furs .s 70
tho friendship Gen. Grant u pretended to unter-
| tnn toward th8 sul1ier OF tho rAHks:.
| liENAf WALKER,
| yoruefiy . prtvsto OF Compxay 4, ilsst Missouri
| Llxht AIAIuEy, -
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Emiln Miller flied blu nynlnst Willlnm 8.
Atl1iur yesterday, charging him with cruelty and
adultery. asll nsking for II tltynrGr.
Judgu Tnlcy yesterday Urnntctl n divorce to
Della Atlert fro n Patrick Ahurn IN tlIu ground
OF grclty nnd to A1,,,u II. Kr,l,lx rroln blattIas
KrnIitz OH tho ground Of duscrtiUn.
, 1880-06-02
.TIT1tEST1*Efi7E.

JUDGEMENTS.
UNITED STATES CttcCrs Corir-1rnGE nLon-
0Err-t;earge +Straftnn Y. Illinois Masonic HonovU.
lont YuraGty. A.Eiil8a
CslculT ur-t,oNrEssInNs -Joct Mound
Cnripuny Y. Wll!llm ". FnrHcilt Akstaui.
jUtlRE Observation-Disclosures 4cllwutx Y. WoiE MoS-
lowskys verdict. <!+9s II, and npt0n frr n1w trial.
yGrCt, E1E, H1id l1nt10n for shw trlAi-StopAon b.
GAlo V. Nathaniel +. NoEtnli, $tTt,,
, 1880-06-02
Determination Of Voters Everywhere
to Oppose His Bleo-
ton.
How the Democracy Are Striv-
ing to Secure Grants
Nomination,
Knowing Him to Be the Weakest
Man the Party Can
Select.
Tho People Loud in Their Pro-
tests Against the Syndi-
G:ltc's Action.
AII{.yTY{stN.

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~
MItiilNf4\N. ..-.
FIFTY MICHIGAN UEltHAS REPUBLICANS INTER-
VIEWED.
S'f'1 'rs'fs ,sh I" 'af Yx n,e's1 1tta"t
,rr.ssinn. ,,I rio nrr,ulrt i,,ivr,a,Iuu mt flo
Operations psr "f e tue ,;ran. r Observation-Disclosures %
III TnE TninuNE, so',lr NJ tIloul from arrcal'n's
representing NY own fcrl.g. 10 nearly thut gor
1nSse' wo!lli no, a1'l 10 MON. ~. =,
nut on hSr'ls "t that so.'sdera'o ~, norf.on 1 OF
@ ty",' wi n,, If t,r'un rirln It i uroprr 1ur
min sn,. " I,v. ,s,,r,. ",, s,.,.r NJ thnu, uv.
,ne !" sas u 'sw ",''.s anu Several VI 'no',., w.
Ing IlHre hld 0l't 0f th'st nav" iekea fne 10 10
81. | a,ll IN social n1ld poIticnl ncnualntntcc
witt, tlle.u to as great VI. extent, probably, ,.s
my uhe, hot T'T ~ h;s % pHsI -, @ ivy E,4; ..ittt
1n ;re ,.ss " - et, st f..,i.,Hsn mi nit t, ',,;u,
iaMF"E:n y! t:siH with them nnd tcr r'1lrs'ne' here
''11 ur. u, a,"'n ,. n,,,u,, or yav an ,un,n,v within
.tiu r.. mcsn ,,.,, ~, 49, m, M rnn.,t,, m't'. g.
,s ,at cls h na :. "i' of ,,s o s yn f9n r,, @
Haven Mnskrw" Manl*,.c, l i.anl.!s Ian. l.a,,.
Eng. arxa''. ~" rpm mEai soatrT y. .o"s ~
Hat'' .,s ,, ~ ..h:M.. Mo'as T,s NV ~, 81.
1heiwn!efrhthsa' nnha!nehtestt 1 'nTcrs, tiai
nu"Ss'o ,', on te' f ~ , ..I:r. i:,,,t % sc,sa"I,
thrs.' ,,, r. MI n tn"rctnnf. ilve of tet, n|I,v
nns'',rt ~ thls city: tcy iar to aestsl!.t! ~
the Democratic rarty IT, loWsr ~ .nrs,'tGn,nE M
cn'',,ty. o'y!ng To- the Dl!ti1ttc li'ulintt'on IN
Michigan n'ld tho West Eatt,lly IL Is!ho cum.
,aaleonten's; tl,ey w,,,i,i Kai!, "ist wsl.
enough uln1lr " krepin4 tnt ssel,1tn,l!,nn ,I fAr!y
rexrct thc psrsistency Of tito G,a,nt .na.scss Is
hey .ys sie h.no e rs tusesss tstsss
the iA'opr: Aiming ing hfty "alAu VIEWS
hete enn. .,,n ~ Irm.sa e.ap..' ~, ma
ii,. ,,,aro,f WAN riur,,t,'xtnFa +f" sh..a,
six ucrcnauts VIII, say they nrr: fur Gn.at If ho
, 1880-06-02

In tho cst.tn uf Joseph II. Wilson. letters Of
guardianship of tho cslntc wnFo Issued to
Joseph u. Wilson. and his bond for $j,S0o wns
approved. ...
In tho cstnto Of jain r. I.iltcy ct al., minors,
letters Of guardianship wers fss.tcd to Ell0h
Liliuy. Tho estate Is vilued ut About <250.
, 1880-06-02
BATTERED BlIUISEItS.
Goss and Ryan Pummel Each
Other at colyer's Sta.
ton, w. Va.
An Hour and IL IInlf Employed In
This Delcctnblo pAyLilnc,
At the End Of Which Time Goss Fails
to Respond to the Call,

|
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! $3.50,
And His An,agons. s.aS"a a,t, n.,, Is Awarded tho
osakcs ana beis.
| cotahEa' ". ", June i.-Ihe itsat-toss
prfxr-HHht, fur St,0oo ii side anj tho hnnsy-
~, f"l.sr,s siat, ~ w" M, n rr.,,,,cd IN = xir.
-: as.' =" s' a'." ,,s s.seu ~ ~ Va,
iy.sntcsttsl la.tlu. ,yt,, wus tlrst 10 put In m
th1 ~ xFd,1 ~. trne. ahnnx
l,,seh, and QUO or two othors. lilo w"koa
cl,ccrs. lie ndvance'l ana 'ookc! ut tho sq'nro
rlms, THE ana ls'tifessra tl,o ceowus oy sas'ns t"a.
o uoss sa" viii M show "s up 'sa aaa S wo viii % have r
"k"t; At;cr con,,acr.,o tro,,n,c rcfcreo ,,os ar.
lected in the person Of schcll ls'lrch'ds,. who
seenca to be- satisfactory 10 a'l. nave 5o1es 4
I f,oss. jtran's sc,.onds war, John Hines OF
oss wo" the @ e"eo sx ot s' ps,in. a. and s seieoie
epus ~ e.s 1a ,t,,, ,, ,.I.,a,s ~ s.an ~.
nes" ~. ~. 's. '"s ~. -" . -. 80
pe'' 10 tno eentsc: a.ia' forming c3esS u oaaaS'
s 1,m,n,t 1"At SIS o'c)t~k both came IN with a
sm,fo mr., t,,cir ..o,utcunnccs Int nyidcnt,v vcry
n,rvnus' rhov sn,,r,rd nt c,c,, other m m.
| us,lnlly long time, neither ono boing willing to
lend olE. The spectators became anxtpus, nt,d
| r',,..rt. ,,,',., ir,rI rs,,r Mi, sIns r,n.s
let'tAs WIZ nuu1" it"i,t JUN e.ao upss
and at lust 0oss o!clc. TOR l;yns Icft cyc, but
| fc]1 hbort If tho mark, when Hyun rot In On
him. At sh's n"nt so'ae slashtnx blows woro 7
| nbulltt 10 be lnllleted 01 doss, whnh nc stpped
down iii nrrtrr to end tito round and avoid pun
tshmeut, Tjme. o,,c 1untjttc.
itt1i1,si aiirMn tir,,t ut tbn scrnt,. md rst to
tcnt otr in tl, snurp[r,E I0ss In Tofuv to ur,as
lila t!tn,, Il, I'D t,1,,,rss sxuN wa nisseryti 10
fhn,ty in nur k,IeS, t., ward IN Inn wSviit OF
iwn, Il, raIn1 @ ',nn,1 him. rim. tfr,,vtiS" sct.
n;,tss, '9 '''
iInupd a-r,vau 1c,1 ofr in nm ottennt to uct In
n hnv M, f,t,Sa' rit,x Enmt tr~1,tit1i1 snnrrin,r
sus tn,o H. htth q, snsn ti,oir fes. biz Hynts
rtr,,t.k 1ue =. ~ thn ,nofh' fr,,,t. ,Tch siiyft
s FILTH" ~ o h,,, v , ~ hi. s' t,,,',.. ar tho
r',1 rt,t1t With ,itws v..fnu tn ur1tsss Trirs Of
!. Ej.t i,in'I fr t,ne m,sa ~ c.,,s f,9,1,, 3hn
| flsIt utoou toi As3""'f III" cncct" A1"t'' "a"
, 1880-06-02


Elwnrti N. DIrkersnn tlfctl q bill yesterday
ns,,fst tho City Of Chicago. charging that 1t Inns
bcc1 mnlnwfnlly ttsEnK h's patent for valve gcrs
Ut ntclln-ullHlhc2, aud asking for All accounting
1nd Injunction.
, 1880-06-02

- tn EEF 7<71It7!f NJ TIE IH0UpH 1T1uHHts
CIicAGn. stny li.-As yt,t, MD l are wnrk!ns
on tho slt,n lite, tho tDo@s cat1t will i,u of ff.
trrrHt fDr Insertion III your wr,ltlE; II L
tvs.n. 1uy hr,Hhcr. WIN krt,ws nethtnE 1T 1t,
ltMlnEs In tha struggle which E '1nw gol1tg N
In nlir ptriy lIlIrs Gn,t flAnln i00 ttlseas
lrrr who viii either mt vntr nt al nr will ynt.
nguIl1st Grant If nomi,!Ntc1.
, 1880-06-02
FIFTY MICHIGAN UEItMAH REPUBLICANS INTER
VIEWED.

10 E7 E1aE3F o tn LHE51fd 37T1aH3,
HHLsuAlE. Mich, May @t.-Iha rtuders OF
tho ChIeaxu ITiHes must AAve notlcta the sudden
cha.lxu iu tbs splnt und purptss,of tho editorials
oi That paper w. oflilced IN the colulnns VI to-
County a1ld State Conventions. during tller
Bebsluns. nui nearly ever .sluce, the Ch!caEt,
Is,aex beIItft4d Gen. Grlnt, dDuounceu tho Ways
vt .ha tsiutHics, aud especially c1coriate4 SELL
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15

thing as temperature or change, You
forget the thermometer, look upon an
ovcrcoat as a mystery, while YOU mur-
muir ice. icel lcen as if ii were q long.
lost and now but vaguely y-remembc red
thing of the dead years of boyhood.
With rain, vegetation would grow luxu-
rartly in Southern Arizona and Sonora
all winter. True, the snow falls on the
mountains, and lies there on the highest
peaks even as lar south as the Santa
Ritas till May; bat tins is confined TO
the high attitudes, and such extremes
never visit the valleys or mesas-the
latter on the extensive table-iands or
mountain plateaus covering all the in
termedilte land from valley TO noun
tam, and sometimes on top Of the latter
Mining camps are growing up thickly all
through the mineral regions of South
ern Arizona, and while in Tucson last
week We noted many stages coming in
from all the general lines from distance
and were full OF men bound for the
mines. by the way, thinking of coming
from distance reminds me of an eX-
preston used by the Arizonidns, when
they would say, "Iou are going to Cali
iornia.' They say You are going in
sidc;' when they are returning they are
coming outside" The population of
southern Arizona is largely Indian and
Mexican. Among the former the Papa
goes are the most numerous N well as
industrious and civilized They have
never Waged war ou the whites, and
have been Catholics for 100 years, while
the business mcu of Tucson say they
are generally truthful and honest. The
Papago reservation, south of Tucson, is
one Of the best cultivated districts in the
Territory, though they plow with a stick,
as they did in Palestine 5000 years ago.
While they have always been peaceable
towards the whites, they have always
been able to give the Aplches warm
reception whenever the latter attacked
them, which formerly, and up to Il few
years ago, was very frequently.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Worms Worms. Worms ~!

Z. +. Kunkels Worm Syrup never fails to
destroy pin, seat ard stomach worms. DR..
kunkel the only successful physician who
removes tape worms in two hours, alive and
with head, and no fee until removed. Com
mon sense teaches if tape worms be re-
moved all other worms can be readily de
siroyed. Advice at Office and store free.
The doctor can tell whether or not the pa
tiert has worms. Thousands are dying
daily with worms and do not know it. Fits,
spasams, cramping, choaking and sutioca-
ting, sallow complexion, circles around the
eyes, swelling and pain in the stomach,
restless nights, grinding of the teeth, pick
ing at the nose, cough-feyer, itching at the
seat, headache, foul breath, the patient grows
pale and thin, tickling and irritation in the
anus. All these symptoms and more come
from worms. L. F. Kunkels Worm Syrup
never fails TO remove them. Price
SlO0 per bottle, or six bottles for
$500. For tape worms write and
consult the Doctor. For all others buy OF
your Druggist the Worm Syrup and ii he
has il not, send to ID. L. +. kunkel, 259 n.
Ninth street, Philadelphia, Pa. Advice by
mail free Send three-cent stamp.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
washburne on Paine.

Ex-Minister Washburne (says the
New York Tribune, when in Paris, inn
r7Jved the fine opportCnnty he had for
mdying in the national archives the
relations of Thomas Paine To the French
Revolution, and the fruit OF his investi-
cations vii soon see the light, it is said,
IN an elaborate paper on the subject.
The paper will be confined exclusively
to the career of Paine during the French
Revolution, and is written in the light
of many documents which have never
been made public. The conduct
Of Paine Mr.. Washburn finds
to have been, it is said, "in the highest
degree creditable to his intelligence,
humanity and patriotism"
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
AN AMERICAN SKETCH.
NELLIE c. CONE


His heart IA all Of English OAK,
His trousers all OF English kcIscy,
lie always rows the English stroke,
And yet lie came from North Nsv Jersey
He docks HIS horses flowing tails
lie drives an English cart, with Buttons.
Ills beard il ike the Prince OF Wales,
uis eyc-flass like the Earl Of Mut.ons
His satin scarf IL oxford blue
And cut-away his English coat f.
And when he speaks OH English. too,
TIC difficulty In hls throat IT,
He calls his cousins dresses "froeks'
Aud rides upon an English nag
To hOunds-althOugh the English fox
ls started from pudding bag.
]. EdmOuds- Jones he writes his name:
And vet, IL you'll believe me. sits, he
Was known as Jim Jones when he came
Some years ago from North New Jersey.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15

TuosE who may unfortunately be afflict.
ed with disease that battles the skill Of the
family physician at home, or that requires
secrecy, and desire advice from the LEADING
institution in the U. s, the Medical end
Surgical Institute, No. li7 East 18th street,
New York City. The consulting physician
has system of treatment by correspond
euce, and makes speciality of Cousump-
ton, Catarrh, Heart-disease, Liver Com
plant. Nervous Debility, Organic Weak
ness, Kidney-disease, Cancer, Skin diseases,
Rupture and other diseases, and will send
pamphlet and advice in reference to the Gu
rability of the disease If you send parteu
lars. Great success attends his system.
Address NJ. x :. Institute, li7 L. 18th st.,
New York CITY
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
A Gentle Hint.

In our style of climate, with its sudden
changes of temperature-rain wind and
sunshine often intermingled in a single
day-it is no wonder that our children,
friends and relatives are so frequently taken
from Us by neglected colds, half the deaths
resulting directly from this cause. A bottle
Of Boschee's German Syrup kept about the
house for immediate usewill prevent serious
sickness, a large doctors bill, and, perhaps,
death, by the use of three or four doses
For curing Consumption, Hemorrhagcs,
Pneumonia, Severe Coughs, Group, or any
disease of the Throat or Lungs. its success
Is simply wonderful, as your druggist viii
tell you. German Syrup is now sold in
every town and village on this continent.
sample bottles for trial, Zoe; regular size,
75c
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
4 Brave Journalistcss.
IndiRnanolis Jonrnal.

by the way, did you work nights on
the Inter Ocednf
"Oh, certainly, the same as days"
did you have an escort?"
mo, never, except by accident. ] was
alone at all hours Of the night, went
straight along, and was never meddled
with. I'll tell You confidentially that |
carried a pistol when / first began, and |
know how to use it, but soon left it at
home, and came TO the conclusion that
the men Of Chicago were so tame and
gentle that they did not need to have it
drawn ON them"
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
IttaDnTIAnI.

When you visit or leave New York City
save Baggage, Expressage, and Carriage
hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
nearly opposite Grand Central depot. $50
elegant rooms, reduced to 81 and upwards
per day. Elevator, Restaurant supplied
with the best. Horse cars, stages, and ele-
waited railroad TO all depots. BE careful and
see that Grand Union Hotel is on the sign
where You enter, as the corner does not be-
long to the Grand Union.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
All ri lat,

Politeness to ladies is Justly considered
one of our ma .ional attributes, but while
the native citizen keeps up to the stand
ard of gallantry, the imported article Is
apt TO work deieCtlvely.
A passenger in crowded street-car
the other day, observed the entrance oI
man followed by an old woman, and see
ing that she looked tired and weak, he
CONSIDERABLY arose and offered her his
seat. Before she could take it, however
the man had very quietly iillod the va
cancy.
"Iierc. Just come out of that said the
passenger, 81 didn't give up my seat &c
you, but to the lady
To which the fellow replied, without
offering to move;
"On, yahl dot is all right-dot lady is
mein yiie.'
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Free pfIpst,

As you value your existence, do not fail
to improve the opportunity Of procuring a
bottle of DR.. Kings Nac Discovery, for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis and all throat and lung aiiec
tons before it is too late This is the only
remedy you can posititoy rely on doing a,
represented Trial bottle free Regular size
one dollar For sale by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
A Kooh.ster physician. rxper,enoe.

Il. Caulkins, NJ. D., of Rochester. y. Y.
certifies Oct 9Th, 1879, that he has used Tie
safe Kidney and Liver Cure in his practic,
for diseases of the kidneys and liver and
the result has been satisfactory in the eN
uome. He says: II would now prcscnb,
and you are at liberty TO so state in your tts
fimouials "
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
PATCH

For mending Tin, Brass, copper. Lead
or Iron without acid or soldering iron
- ANY lady OF child can mend with It. VIII
:. send one sample plate by mail with d. -
:, rectonsl that VIII cut 1921 inch square y
: patches, on receipt Of twenty-five cents; -
fuf si.l0, 100 for s0 Postage stamps =
- received rs CASH. D
AafNfs WANTED.-Can carry one days
- stock ia your pocket, sales win yield -
= IS 20 sll per day. our Gi-page Illustrat- :
~ cd Catalogue Of Chromos Jewelry, Nov. q
} elites, stationery, etc, FREE. Address
- CITY NoYEITY Co., l0s South Eighth ST.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Mention this paper,
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
oot,,n, o. for Realr.,at..

Large stock fall line, fresh, new, --latest
style undertakers supplies for half cash,
balance q, II, IS, "A months secured paper
Quantities to suit. For lists, prices, par
ticulars, etc, address, with description OF
real estate, TRUSTEE"
Care Letter Carrier No. 40.
rincinnat Ohio
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Never Fails TO Cure.

bedford, Lawrence Co, Ind
DEAR SIR Mywife was very sick with Female
Weakness, and I had her treated by q number
of physicians, but she received no benent from
them. Al last was persuaded to try your vsau.
able Indian Blood Syrup. and II has efsot
ualiy relieved her.
ISAAC EnuovTs
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Chilla and Faxar CurAd.

Marquand, Madison Co., No.
DEAR SIR Affer two years experience with
your justly celebrated Indian Blood Syrup,
cad recommend II as a valuable medicine. Il
effectuahy cured me Of chills and Fever.
JEYF. LINlkU0H
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Cynroa Neural1ia

Nasby, st. Louis Co., No.
DEAR SIR: Amer the doctors failed to relisvO
Syrup, and Il soon cured me.
ELIzABErH HovvxAM.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
A unusehnld Need. .

A book on the Liver, its diseases and
their treatment, sent free, including trea'
tises upon Liver Complaints, Torpid Liver
Jaundice, Biliousness Headache, Constipa-
ton, Malaria, etc. Address DIR. Sanford
l62 Broadway, New York City, n. Y
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
COAL HoD-coyrR THUNDER.

COAL HoD-CoyEE THUNDER.
Thunder" was the remark of Fcrgu-
son, as he formed crescent over the
slippery coal-hod cover. Yes replied
a sober-iaced citizen in the doorway;
more than twenty have fallen on that
cover this morning, and every one Of
them expressed the SAM opinion"
GOSSIP THAT TROUBLED HER.
An Albany woman brings suit against
a telephone company for trespass IN put
ting it, wires on the roof of her building.
II isn't the trespass, however, that
troubled her so much as the fact that
there Is gossip going ON over head that
she can't get hold of.-BoSt0n Post.
BEEFsTEAK vs.. LOVE.
"Women,' says 4 literary journal, Give
on love-" That may all be; but we no.
tice all that have the pleasure of our
acquaintance liuger round the table three
times day, and yet on the outside of an
awful lot Of beeis;eak aud potatoes, az
well as other substantial articles of food.
-EiDdra Sunday telegram.
Az APPROPRIATE THING To DO.
We have noticed some powerful edi-
tQrials lately in various papers on What
VIII Germany DO When Bismarck
Dies" but none Of the writers seem to
have thought that perhaps the most APP
propriatc thing tor Germany under the
circumstances would be to bury him.
Chicago lrJme.
MARRIAGEABLE LADIES IN OHIO.
A Springfield Ohio, paper publishes
a list of marriagcable young ladies in
that town, and describes each as kind, "
Charming" witty well read" or
"icry redned,,' but neglects to give their
experience at spanking babies, baking
bread II putting on a square patch in the
seat of ranlaloons.-Mii1delphia Chr0ni-
Gle.
Is KISSING DANGEEOUs'
A contemporary asks is kissing dan
ecrous2" That altogether depends. If
tie young lady iguoies poisonous cnam-
els and her father doesn't enter the par
lor in the midst OF the labial exercises,
kissing may be INDUCED in with I'M
punity. Kissing another mans wife is
dangerous, we believe-if her husband
catches them in the act.-IUck.
PATS REToRT.
Coult Ol l IL companions NNIt lOklllS
him on an alleged breach OF propri-
city. lie stood the chahing a while,
and then brought the session to an up-
roarious end by saying: "Bedad you
fellows who talk so much about the short
coming OF others should remember that
people with glass eyes ought not live in
stone houses. Rome Sentinel.
Girls DE CAREFUL.
Girls can't be too careful in making
male acquaintances," says a writer. Ger
tainly, sir. A millonaire's daughter in
California married a good looking chap,
with good clothes and big mustache,
under the impression that he was Il
banker, and found upon investigation,
that he was only the advance agent OF
an evangelical society.-N y Elptess.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15

lF every one of our readers would try
Dobbins' Electric Soap (Cragin & Co., Phil
adelphia,) they would, like us, become firm
believers in its wonderful merit. Have your
grocer order II
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Dyspepsia and Indigestion.

Frcdericktown, Madison Co., No.
DEAR SIR: This Is to certify that your In
dian Blood syrup has cured me OF Dyspepsia.
advise all similarly afflicted to give trial.
JOHN JoNEA.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Cousha and Clolda.

Litchfeld, Montgomery Co., III.
DEAR STR This is to certify that your Indian
Blood Syrup has completely cured me of q
severe Cold. l recommend 1t as valuable fam
lily medicine.
FRANK 3, ANDERSON.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Remedy for Rheumatism.

Mitchellsville, Saline Co., Ill.
DEAR SIR: have used your reliable Indian
Blood Syrup for Rheumatism, and II has prov.
ed to be the best medicine ever used for the
disease.
ELIZABETH REED.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15

PHYSICIANS recommend DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup when all other medicines fail as a
certain cure for Bronchitis, Sore Threat,
and Coughs or Colds Of long standing, For
sale by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Disease of the Rladdor.

Mitchellsville, Saline Co. III.
nEA. SIR. This is to certify that your Indian
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The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Third Day Chills.

Flora, Clay county, Ills.
DEAR SIR: This Is TO certify that your Indian
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after all other remedies had failed.
MIS- BROWN.
The Osceola times., 1880-05-15
Rheumatism.

Gordonsville Logan Co., Ky.
DEAR SIR: have used your reliable Indian
Blood Syrup for rheumatism, and short trial
enectualiy cured me. All similarly afflicted
should give ita trial.
JAMES SACRA.