The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-09-16
THE MAIN POINTS.
The Philosopher of the Corners Lays Down
the Principles Necessary TO Make the
: South solid--Everything to he Set Back
Exactly ms It Wns.


The Philosopher OF the Corner. Lny. Down
the Principles Necessary to Make the
South solid--Everything to he Set Back
Exactly It Was.
From the Toledo Blade.l
CoNFEpRIr X ROADS,
twich is in the State NV KentuckyJS
'... August IA, 1880. \
The Corners hev bin consultin. Not
doin any plantin or hoein, and conse-
kently not being bothered with any
reapin, we hev plenty Nv time to run
the Government. That wuz wat give
the South its pre-eminence in the old
times. Hevin niggers to do all our
work, we Good give our hull minds to
poker, hoss-racin and Government,
while the scrimpin North wuz botherin
itself with bildin railroads, and factries
and sich other belittlin pursoots. Them
wuz halcyon days, and we perpose,
the Lord bein willin, to hev EN- back
again. .r
ss-3The result NV our consultashen may
be briefly statid. Wat we want is to
wipe out all the remainin sines NV the
late onpleasantnis, and git back to the
old harmony and accord NV the yeers
afore 1860. We want to plow up the
battil-feelds, to develop the good old
brotherly feelin, and clasping our hands
across the differences wich onfortoonit-
ly divided us, be wunst more wun in
sentiment, wun in feelin, wun in inter-
ests, all under one flag.
To do this, NV couse, every thing must
be sot back eSgsackly where it wuz.
So long ez any vestiges Nv the result Nv
the war are visible, Nv course we shel
be reminded that there wuz a war, and
then our harts will be fired, and the ugly
feelin will come up.
This is about the terms the Corners
will be compelled to demand:
1. That ther may be no unpleasant
remembrances of the great struggle
left, Afrikin slavrey shell be re-estab-
lished, with the chance given the South
NV extendin the institooshen to the
Chinese and poor whites, wich wuz wat
we intendid afore the War.
2. To placate the South, which hez
he'd its feelins hurt, the Gineral Govern
ment shell pay for all the niggers liber-
ated wich can't be found, with SCOTIA
BILE compensashun for the time NV
those emancipatid by the feend Linkin.
5. Ez q proper thing to attach the
South TO the Yoonyun and restore
proper feelin, the Gineral Government
shood to-wunst pay all losses sustained
by the South doorin the War, no matter
by which side inflicted. and not lookin
too thundrin close into the claims wich
may be presentid.
4. That no vestige NV bitternis may
remane-that the last root may be dug
out-penshuns shood be paid by the
Gineral Government to Southern soljers
in the servis NV the Confedracy, datin
EN- back to the close NV the War, the
same ez Fedral soljers.
5. That the South may feel a proper
interest in the Government, ther shood
be inoggeratid very extensive system
NV internel Improvements in the South.
To make il perfectly shoor this system
must mcleod the slack-watrin Nv Sc
ceshn erik, the bildin Nv gorgeous
Custom-House and Postoiffis at the
Gross Rodes, with sich other improve
ments ez from time to time we may de-
side we want.
6. To clinch the continyood allegi-
ance Nv the South, all these payments
shood be made in Government bonds
bearin intrest at the rate Nv 8 per cent,
to be knowd ez ''the Consiliashen Sc
ries," which makes it shoor that the
South will never sesede till they hev
spent ther bonds anyhow. 1t wood
prevent both seceshn ez well ez repoo-
diashen. and wood go a great ways
toward holdin the South to the old flag.
No Sutherner wood think of secedin
with government bond in his pOkkit.
These are the main pints. Wv course
it wood be materially understood that
the Dimocrisy shood hev a clean ma
jority in both Houses NV Congris, and
that the President, eff he is Northern
man, shell be in sympathy with the op-
prest South, and shel agree to sign
without question any bill witch the Con-
girls shell pass.
the Government shell be changed to
that of the "Confedrit States" for we
don't want to offend our brethren NV
the North who will be payin intrest on
our bonds.
The Corners make no appeal to the
good feelin Nv the North, but only to
their seltishniss. Eff the North wants
to consulate us, now is the chance. Eff
the North wants peece and harmony it
hez now a golden opportoonity. We
admit we wuz beet in war, and hev bin
beet in votin, but if we git back all that
we lost by the war, with enuff added to
make up for our feelins bein hurt, we
forgive EN-. We are a forgivin race.
and magnanimus ez well. Wat we
want is peece, and the meens NV liviu
in peece. .r
Will the North embrace this oppor-
tunity, by electin Hancock, or will it
perpetooate the old feelin by maxim
Garfield PRESIDENT
That is the question witch every
Northern man must anser for hissef.
We NV the South shell deposit our
votes for Hancock and Peece, and shell
shoot thro the kidneys every man in
the Southern States wich is not in ak
kord with us. We must hev Pecce.
PETROLEUM v. Massey,