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Quips.

STEAM is a servant that sometimes
blows up its master.
A WATCH fitted with second hand
need not necessarily be a secondhand
witch. t
How TO prevent rash breaking out ID
children-Take half a pint of the best
malt vinegar, and-put rod in it.
l"MY cousin, whom I sent you last
week, doctor, is an imaginary invalid,
isn't he ?" "Of course he is. The fell
low has constitution which dehes all
our remedies" 4sH
"You promised to pay this bill yes
terday," said an angry creditor to a
debtor. Eyes" calmly replied the
other "but to err is human, to forget
divine, and l forgot it. !"
sDos'T you dare to kiss me once,n
She cried with blazing eyes
At John, who felt himself collapsed
To half his usual size.
81 won't" he said, please pardon me,
And viii be so nice -
She smiled, and said, '.Deat John, didn'
Say you shouldn't kiss me twice."
"SEE here, George" said a fond
mamma to her little son, as they walked
on the beach, what a lot of nice little
round stones" Yes" grumbled
George, as hecast searching glance
around, 'and not blessed thing to
throw 'em at.
"How FAR is it to Club creek ?"
asked a traveller of a Dutch woman.
'fOnly shoost 1~stle Ways" els it
four. six. eight. or ten miles 2" impa-
tiently asked the stranger. :" Vas, |
dink it is, +" serenely replied the unmoved
gatekeeper.
GIN the hour of danger woman thinks
least of herself" said Nine de Stael.
True When the thunder roars and the
vivid LIGHTNING flashes, and the big drops
come down, the woman who is caught
out in the storm devotes her agony to
the thought that her hat and dress will
be ruined.
&c WAS it a wailing bird of the gloom
| Which shrieks on the house of woe all night
Or shiyering fend that few to tomb . .
To howl and feed till the glance of light?
Twas not the death bird cry from the wood, aff
Nor shivering hend that hung in the blast !"
Twas only my night-shirtAstout and good
And it tapped on the line as the storm rode past.
| On Cry Derrick: The minister
stopped at a house on the South Side
last week, and sought to improve the
time by giving an 8-year-old boy an in
structive lesson in morality. My boy"
said the minister, "I have lived 45
years, and have never used tobacco in
any form, nor told ale, nor uttered an
oath, nor played truant, nor 'tsGim-
miny crickets /" interrupted the lad,
eyer amt had any fun at all, have ye?
I THEREwas an embarrassed young man
at Bowling Green, KY, who escortedthe
preachers fair daughter to church on
Sunday night and arrived late, to hear
the reverend gentleman read from the
Bible as the couple marched up the
aisle "My daughter is grievously tor
mented with devil" which verse oc-
ours in an account of New Testament
miracle. The congregation smiled, and
it would be hardto tell which felt worst,
the preacher, his daughter, or her escort.
| ATLANTA Constitution.
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rope tishtened on. the victims neck. He
was growing black in the face.

rope tiahtened on the victims neck. He
was craving black In the face.
Was this, then, to be the ignbminious
end of Crawley, the one who had but
lately Eft his fair home, with such high
hopes Of success, such bright promises
to thenear and dear whom he left be-
hind n All! it was hard that he should
be thus cut off so young, and by such a
cruel dsath. What protracted anxiety
would be caused at home when month
after month should pass and no intelli-
gence reach his family of the absent
one. Sorrowful enough would it be to
conclude that he had died peaceful
death; but how much more anguish
would they feel if they knew of the ter
rible fate which had actually befallen
the missing one While the crime for
which ne was to die appears to us ridicu-
lous fFom its nature, the result seemed
likely to be none the less serious. fs
Busswas he to die ? No, the hanging
was to Como farther, else it had never
been mine to record the foregoing Incl
dents, which were communicated to me
by my friend, the subject of this sketch.
Let us, then, hasten to rescue him from
bis now somewhat-painful situation, and
set him safely on terra frma again. a
The hands of Diggles dropped nerve
less to his sides. His face was deadly
pale; be turned away trembling from
the sight of the innocent man suffering
before him, and, with a faltering in his
gruff tones, he blurted out confession
of his guilt in having appropriated his
partners possession, which he declared
himself now only too ready to deliver
up. He informed his astonished COM
rades Of his opinion that the man now
before them was no. other than the one
whom they had first accused. Poor
Diggles had since his theft been con-
stantly haunted by the face of the
wrongly, suspected, whose eyes seemed
ever to be before him. And, when he
looked into that face, and met those
eyes, disguised as their owner was, little
wonder that he had not been deceived
as his companions had been. Let it
then be said to his credit, and let Rob
ert Crawley ever he thankful for it, that
his nature was not SO totally deprayed
as to be blunted to all feelings of re-
morse. ~
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SLEEP.

BY HALLE G. YOUNG.
Sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve Of care,
I'm OF hurt minds Macbeth.
oil how sweet is balmy sleep
When the evening shadows fall
Ancient, mystic, dreamy Morpheus
An elyBium gives to all. W ffs8
Waking hours oft bring us SORROW,
We repine or idly weep,
But our hopes know full fruition
In the land Of dreamy sleep.
How should we have heart to give
Less waited to purer place
The third of all life's checkered hours
To the dream-god's still embrace?
And, through the shadow and the sheen.
As we climb life's slip'ry steep,
& Oft there comes an influence holy
From the land of dreamy sleep.
Where we glide by tinkling fountains,
Enchanted by seraphic song;
Through tangles of unearthly beauty,
Thinking that we there belong;
I Past vistas of elysian grandeur
The magic way we ever keep,
To the fancy-found Utopia,
Our abode in dreamy sleep.
Where again we meet our loved one,
Whom in youth we loved and lost;
And the priest said, sSCold and darksome
Is the river souls must CROSSE
But my loved one smileth sweetly,
is lovelier now than e'er, to sight,
And the stream that howeth heetly
Shimmers with golden light
And my soul, far-reaching, roaming,
Rests within the sanity cleaning
OF the land whose dimmest glory
Would illuminate earth's brightest story.
This elysium of our making
Haven reared by psychic powers
Vanishes upon our waking,
But with sleep It's ever ours.
JI.AREND0N Ark ff n sfns4 Hs# ss
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The vitality of an ancient religion was
lately illustrated at Bombay by the dedi-
cation of new tower of silence, one of
those horrible edifces In which Parsees
expose their dead for the yultures, who
crown its towers, to eat the decaying re-
mains The dedication exercises were
held IN secret, and the tablet placed on
the tower, apparently In English, an
nounces that the use of the tower is re-
stricted to 'those only who profess the
Zoroastrian religion. BY immemorial
custom, as horrible as it IS remarkable,
the tower must first be used on the death
of a very young child, and its tender
limbs are the first to be exposed to the
sun, the stars-and the vultures.
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A LITTLE NONSENSE.
GeOgraphicaI,

GeOSTapnAcaAs
Now, f" in 3 Chill tone she said,
81 viii be Frank; tbs true,
Although you Arab brilliant catch,
do not Cafre you.
80, lady, Dane to hear my suit
This heart is Scot by thee"
"Nay, sir. cannot heed your words,
For you Arnaut to me.
SITS Welsh, she added, freezingly,
Since Siam pressed so far,
To Hindoo you no longer here;
And so, good sir, Tartar"
"What Ottoman like me to do2
3ewailed the stricken man:
"PIl Finnish up my mad career,
And wed the Gaiican.H
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Mud baths are said to cure rheuma-
tism. Most of the political candidate 8
will be cured before the year is over
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Meat Bread.

M. Scheurer- esther has discovered
the remarkable fact that the fermentation
of bread causes the complete digestion
of meat. He found that beefsteak cut
into small pieces, and mixed with -four
and yeast, disappeared entirely during
the process of panifcation, its nutritiye
principles becoming incorporated with
the bread The meat would also appear
capable of preservation for an indefinite
period in its new state, for leaves of meat
bread made in 1873 were submitted to
the French Academy of Science, when
not trace of worms or 1nouldiness was
observable. At the beginning of his ex-
periments, NJ Scheurer- Kestner used raw
meat, three parts of which, finely minced,
he mixed with five parts Of -four and the
same quantity of yeast. Sufficient water
was added to make the dough, which IN
due time began to ferment After two or
three hours the meat disappeared, and
the bread was baked in the ordinary
manner. Thus prepared, the meat bread
had disagreeable taste. which was
avoided by cooking the meat for an hour
with sufficient water to afterwards moisten
the -four. The meat must be carfully
deprived of fat, and only have sufficient
salt to bring out the flavor, as salt by
absorbing moisture from the air would
tend to spoil the bread. A part of the
beef may be replaced with advantage by
salt lard, which is found to improve the
flavor. The proportion of meat to flour
should not exceed one-half, so as to insure
complete digestion. Bread made with
suitable proportion of veal is said to
furnish excellent soup for the sick and
wounded. -E,lgLish Mechanic.
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The TuscarOra What.Is.It.

Two or three years ago sensation was
created in Tuscarora by the revelations
Of a lass named Marancy Hughes, who
had married person known as Samuel
Pollard, and after living with him, or
her, for while, made affidavit that her
husband was woman. Marancy after
wards fetracted her statement, at the re-
quest of the What-Is-H, and they lived to-
gether again as husband and wife,
Samuel, or Sarah or Samrah, Pollard had
trouble with his wife's relations, and this
trouble eliminated in shooting ARRAY
between G. Hughes, the brother of
Marancy, and Pollard, the reputed fe-
male husband of the aforesaid Marancy
Pollard drove up on a wagon to the
house where Hughes and his sister were
stopping. Some sharp and threatening
words were interchanged, when Sanrah
drew six-shooter and leyeled it at his
brother-in-law. The latter pulled his
gun and blazed away at Pollard, who
was on the box of The wagon. Samrah
returned the fire, and two shots each
were interchanged between the parties,
none Of which, however, did any damage.
Samuel then drove of, and active hostil-
tiles ceased. There were no arrests, and
no complaint has been entered in the
Justices Court against either the bellig-
erent or belligerentess. - Virginia (NeU)
0bTonicIe .rr
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WASHINGTON NOTES.

The President has appointed II. j.
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BfsMARCk AND THE VATICAN.
National Associated Press to the Star.
BsaLIH. Jan E.-It is believed that Bis
narck has abandoned negotiations with the
Vatican, but Prussia will Voluntarily mod
hy the harsher clauses of the May laws.
IT GRATiFIEs WILHELM.
The Sohleswig Deputies have intimated
their willingness to take the oath of allie.
glance to the German Emperor, who is
much gratified thereat.
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WANT TO ANNEX.
The Feeling Daily Gains Ground in
Canada.

National Associated Press to the Star. =,
New YORK. Jan. pa Quebec special
to-day saws that the growth of the annexa-
ton feeling in that province is daily be-
coming more manifest.
An important meeting was held yester-
day, under the auspices OF the Board OF
Trade. to hear an address by General Haw-
sen, of Tor,nto, on new route for the
Canada Pacific Railroad, which, 1t is
claimed, can be built for $5l 900, 600, against
$1l0 600, 900, for the Government line.
A strong feeling was manifested that the
portion, in British Columbia across tie
Rocky Mountains should be built by Great
Britain, and significant speech was made
by Colonel Bailey, cousin Of Mr.. Bailey, Do
minion Minister of Customs, Colonel com
mandipg the Quebec artillery batteries,
and candidate for Representative OF Mont
morence In the Dominion of Parliament.
He said England must build this link Of
railway if she wishes to consolidate the
Empire and not confne herself to the
three islands on the Atlantic and share the
fate of bygone Empires. II she does. not
assist In the construction of his line, it's
proof she does not care snap Of the finger
for Canada nor. whether or not Canada
joins the. Americans, with their hostile
tariff Of some 10 per cent Col. Baley's re-
marks were loudly aPplanded. srg Ia
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METROPOLITAN MENTION.
IHTER-OcEANIC CANAL AFFAIRS.
,nal Associated Press to the Star


National Associated Press to the Star
New York. Jan. 22.-De Lesseps expects
to arrive in New York on the next VOYAGE
of steamer Colon, leaving Aspinwall Feb
ruarv 9Th He is reported as speaking with
confidence OF his proposed canal and con-
siders the cost will not exceed the estimates
announced at Paris He says he will have
only tide level canal and declares he
could raise twice the amount Of tue money
needed for the project in France. '@ .'''
A special correspondent says he means
to buy the Panama Railroad and To govern
the canal in France.
The American Society of Civil Engineers
discussed the several projected routes at
their meeting in this city last night and
dwelt much on the difficulties in the Pan
anna route.
POISONED ON LEMON PIE.
TIE Coroner has inst held an inquest in
the case If George Wheeler, who died from
eating poisoned lemon pie. Three other
members of Wheeler's family also were
verv sick, but recovered.
The chemist testified to finding by an
analysis of the pie an acid which proved to
be anime yellow, and also brown dye
possibly Bismarck brown. He proved the
poisonous character Of analine yellow by
an experiment on dog.
BAD BUTTER BUSINESS.
A number of produce butter dealers have
been convicted and fined for selling un.
marked oleomargerine. A substance sold by
one Of our dealers, which half dozen ex.
perts had testified was Western butter of a
low grade, did not contain any butter
whatever. '1.+l
SEND HERTo THE ISLAND 6M siD.
The Secretary for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Children, found Mrs. Emmer-
sons three-year-old child in locked room
where she had left it more than SO honrs
before, and complaint had only been made
bv her neighbors after series Of similar
performances. r
VERY MODERATE CLAIM.
Mrs. Emma Lorillard, relative of the
L.rillards of this city, has begun suit in
the United States Circuit Court to recover
ROYALTIES AMI profits which she claims in
consequence of the use by the Standard Oil
Company of an invention for rectifying
and distributing petroleum oil, which she
says she owns. She claims 81. 500, 900.
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AID FOR IRELAND.
PARNKLL ~ INDIANAP0LIS.
AL Associated fresz IN the Star.

us PARNKLL ~ INDIANAP0LI&
National Associated Press TO the Star.
INDIANAPoLls, Tan. 22.-Parnell and his
party were met ut the depot at o'clock
Yesterday by the committees and large
crowd. Much eNAhusasm was shown In
getting up the meeting at the Opera-house.
enough tickets at fifty cents each being
sold to fll the house. Parnell was we'll re-
ceived, and gave . concise statement OF
the oppressive land tenanture. and pro-
posed remedy. Several speeches fol-
lowed, eliciting . great deal OF applause
and sympathy for the condition of Ireland.
The audience was extremely good-na-
tured, and q generous subscription and con-
tribution was obtained. u
A resolution gas passed to solicit the
farmers of Indiana to contribute enough
grain to Load ship. and forward it as In
diana's gift to the sufferers.
Committees ar here from Detroit, Chi.
cago, Peoria, Illinois; Davenport, Iowa: Lo.
gansport, Indiana; Springfield, Illinois, and
Springfield, Ohio. and several other points
TO arrange for meetings The determina-
ton of their route from here seems to have
been fixed first to Toledo, then Detroit and
Chicago.
THE MICHIaANDERs MAD.
DETROIT, Jan. 22.-There is great indig.
nation among Irishmen here, because Par.
nell failed to keep his engagement for yes
terday in Detroit and went to indianapolis
instead. It is said no effort will now be
made to get him here.
MEETING IN PHILADELPHIA.
PHILADELPHIA, PA, Jan. 22.-Public meet.
ing will be held at noon on Friday in the
Mayors Office at which the Mayor will
preside, for the purpose of raising means
for the relief of the poor in Ireland.
APPEAL FROM MRS. SHERMAN.
NEW YORK. Jan. 22.-Mrs. General Sher
man makes an appeal through the morning
papers to-day for help for the poor Of Ken
mar County, Ireland .#
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Death Record
.-It1. Death Record b..
The following deaths havebeen placed on
record since our last report:

The following 0eatns haSeoeo" PA"So~
record since our last report:
Infant Compton. still.born. city.
Infant Murphy. still-born, city.
James McCoffeny, 2 months, city.
Emma Wilken, s months city. N
VIM. Thomas, Q wears, city.
James McCune, IS years, Ireland.
Catherine Hogan, AZ years, Ireland:
Timothy Murphy, go years, Ireland.
Fannie Miller, 80 years, United States
Margaret Tumv. IS years. Ohio.
Frederick Schmidt, "a years, Kentucky.
George Zeh, years, Iowa. l .JraF
Agnes Kinney, 8 hours, city. +, W.
Infant Meister. 10 hours, city.
John Rumpel. day, city. ..,.
Infant Johnson, weeks, city.
Charles Schreck. 20 months, city.
Henry Kruse, Is months, city.
John Twachtmann, % years, city.
Cornelius Dehruine, IN wears. city.
Thomas Burns, Is years. city. y.
Mary Steele, 80 years, Penn. a...
James Davis, 1S years, o. 8. . ..
John Hicks, So years, U. s.
Meyer Ehrmann, Al wears, Germany.
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Indictments BY the Grand Jury.

The Grand Jury reported the following
indictments to-day before Judge Moore:
VIM. Frey, murder in the first degree, for
killing Jacob Jauch on August 25th, 1879.
VIM. Nuttls, assault to kill. i .,aaah.
Charles Leist, grand larceny. 4s
Charles Lewis, robbery. al o ase-
Pat. e. Conley, burglary. -. b., '.'..l..
/. r. W. Adams, shooting to kill. -
Alex. Brown and George Bryant, grand
larceny. 81 iN.h t 'a' ~ ~
John Y. Pierceson, burglary. a.
VIM. Hogan, shooting. 7sl 8f 7is
Charles Grant, cutting. ma lirag 4,
Frank Hunter, grand larceny. ,, IA
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POLITICAL.
LOUISIANA HATcHrNe A SENATOR. {.
nnal Associated Press 10 the Star.


National Associated Press 10 the Star. Z
! NEw ORLEANS, Jan. o. in the joint Leg.
islature yesterday nominations were called
for for the Senatorial term beginning in
1888. The nominees, with their respective
votes, we're as follow: /. w. Patton. New
Orleans. "a; Samuel Flower, New Orleans,
I8; J. s. 'Labranche, 81. Charles, s; D.
Y. Young, st. Landry, 13; A. Davis, st.
Mary, blank; T. Esset,s st. Charles. 10;
d. Rosenberg, q; ]. 8. Billin, Lafourchs,
10; J., @. Moncnre, Csddo, IL; scattering,
IL. Total, ia. There being no objection
the two Houses adjourned. -'
WHAT MISSISSIPPI HArcHEp.
JACKSON, MISS. Jan. 22.-Chief Justice
George was yesterday nominated for
United States Senate, Barksdale's name
being withdrawn. sssTH.g ls.aca. li's
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Card fron Hamilton, Ohio.
To the Editor Of the star: !.

l take this opportunity to correct an ~
ticle in Saturdays issue Of your paper II
reference to filing the order for six hun.
dred bushels Of coal, 70 be delivered 1t II
Fourth Ward School-house. never ssi&
nor even limited to any man chat did not
intend to furnish the coal ~ per agreement
with the School Board; on the other hand
! intended to deliver said coal whenever
the weather would permit Furthermore, I
desire to say that II other men viii attend
to their own businessI will attend 10 mine.
Respectfully, JAcvB RnsTEk
HAMILTON, O., January 2ist
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George Steureback, an employe in the
printing establishment Of Wrightson q Co.,
had the fingers Of his right hand smashed
yesterday by the falling Of the elevator.
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small force, killing four OF their number.
RUMoRED GILLIAN VICTORY.
LONDON, Jan. - IT ere Is rumor cur
rent on the Stock Exchange that the Peru.
Wan and Bolivian forces in the Province of
Tarapaca have bsen surrounded by the
Chilian forces and that negotiations for
their surrender ars proceeding.
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Mike Scott, drunk and disorderly, 81 and
cost in the Mayors Court r q, tt
The First National Bank has reelected
all Of its old officers. I5t
Particulars of last nights shooting will
be found in our local columns
Squire 8. d. McVean, Of Alexandra,
has been appointed Deputy County Asses.
sOr. yHI' reN bIg Ndl ~at4 tt.,, Oh
The Stock Law Bill for Campbell County
the boundary line of the law SO as to in
clude the Grant Lick District. w. '''
George T. Guy, Constable Of Bellevue,
sent in his resignation to the County Court
this morning, which was accepted. Mr..
Guy is about to leave the, county. 'N
The case Of Imerson & Limerick VS.. The
Newport and Covington Bridge Company
was argued yesterday in the Chancery
Court and submitted. This is motion to
have the case tried by jury. aa
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. T. Thorn.
ton to L. Winkeless, Lot No. $40, in Buena
Vista, addition situated on the west side of
Hunt street, between Harris and Ringgold,
25 feet front by 81 deep; s410.
A marriage license was granted yester-
day to Thomas o. Jarvis and Katie E.
Stitz, both Of Newport. They were mar
ried last night at the residence Of the
brides parents, on Jefferson street.
The funeral of Charles Schnerer took
place yesterday. and w. H. Fitzgerald
acted as sexton, preacher, pall-bearer, &c.
Messrs John Bodley, Ed. Marius and Or.
vile Winston have been appointed ap-
pxaisers Of his estate. ,s, s,e .v5j +,
"A man named VIM. Taylor who answers
the description Of q man wanted here by
the police was arrested at Parkersburg,
West Virginia, yesterday for highway rob.
berry. The Chief Of that city sent photo
graph and description Of the man to Chief
Cottingham this morning. "A
THAT WAroH. Chief Cottinghsm has q
valuable gold watch that he holds, await
ing an owner. The ticker was found on
Clay, the safe blower, but the parties from
La Grange, who identified the other prop
erty found on him, did not claim the
timer. Will Hazen. SON Of the Detective,
came over yesterday and had the audacity
to demand the watch, saying that Clay
gave him an order 70 getit ~
7 Hazen got $22 80 and his expenses TO L.