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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
health IS WEALTH !

Dr.. E. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
TREATMENT specific for Hysteria. Dlz
illness. Commissions, Nervous Headsche'
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
NROTHERN RAILROAD,

1880. SUMMER ARRANGEMENT. 1880.
nn and after Dec. l, 1873, Passenger Train
y WIN run up p vVl' TRAINS.
Day Express Train leaves Concord nj l0.45
AM and Accommodation Train at 10 Az
AMsfor White River junction, connection
it'll train Tor Well River, st. Johnsbnry,
warton, Newport, Willoughby and Magog
Bakes. Stanstead, Quebec, Bath, Littleion,
L Lancaster, and the White aud Frnncon.
Mountains. Also, withtrains for Mont
pelier, Mansfield Mountain, Burlington, St.
Adams, Rouse's Point, Montreal, Ogdens-
burgh, and the West.
ACCOMMODATIONS TRAIN leaves Concord ~
$3.50 P. M for White River junction T. Bristol.
EVENING ExPREss TRAIN leaves Concord
at S.45 p. N. for White River junction, con
Meeting with trains for Montpelier, Burling
ton, st. Adams, Rouse's Point, Montreal
Ogicnsburgh, and the West, and with Wood
stock X. Il. for Quechee, Woodstock, etc;
cor on arrival OF trains from BOSTON, Wor-
cester, Portsmouth, Portland, &C.
DOWNWARD TRAINS
INCOMING EXPRESS TRAlNleaves White
River junction for Concord at 2.OO A. ~, OF on
arrival of trains from Ogdensburgh and MON
treal. This train is run to Boston on Sunday.
ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaves White X.
Junction for Concord ut 600 A.. n.
+BR1sroL TRAIN leaves Bristol for Concord
at 1850 A. N. and Franklin at 9.O5 A. N.
mail TRAIN leaves White River JInction
for Concord ut 1890 NJ, or on arrival OF
trains over the Verne Mt Central, Passumpsic'
and White Mountain Railroads.
DAY EXPRESS TR. n leaves White Nlver
Junction at APO P. NJ, or on arrl'al OF Trans
from Montreal and Ogdensburgh, Braitie,
boro, Keene, Bellows Falls, WINDSOR NC
connecting at Concord with train Tor NAL
chester, Nashua, Lowell and Boston. -,
tThesc trains connect at Concord Win
trains for Manchester. Lawrence, Ports
| mouth, Portland, ,shua, Worcester, New
York, Lowell, and loston.
EO. E. TODD, Supt.
Concord, n H., 1880.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
Consumption Cure,

An old physician, retiring from prac-
tice having placed in his hands by an
East India missionary the formula OF a
simple vegetable remedy tor the
speedy and permanent cure for con-
sumption, Bronchitis Cata'rh. Asthma
apd all throat and Lu"s Affections,
also a positive and rai;",' cure for
Nervous Debility and all Nervous
Complaints, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers in thou
sands of cases. has felt it his duty to
NJ axe it known to his suffering fellows.
Actuated by this motive and a desire
to relieve human suffering, l will send
free OF charge to all who desire it. this
receipt, il German, French or English.
with full direction for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing
with stamp, naming this paper, w.
w. Sherar, 149 Powers Block, Roch-
ester, N. Y.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

oianLEsrows, One year ago a little
sou Of A, d, Hull, Esq, picked UP I
young robin with q broken wing III
nursed tho bird tenderly until healsl
aud strength returned, then set It free
to migrate with lls kindred to Other
aud SUMNER elimes, A few days since
a tapping on the the window pane
announced ''the Robins relarn," be'
ing admitted 1t exhibited every de-
monslralion OF delight, visiting each
well remembered nook IN quest OF
the food It was wont 10 receive, II
was accompanied by a male, who
patiently waited ap'n u convenient
branch for Ia return,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
Itching Piles Symptoms and Cure

Itching Piles symptoms and Cure
The symptoms are moisture IKE
perspiration, intense itching, increased
by scratching, very distressing, par
ticularly at night, as if pin worms
were crawling in and about the rec
tum; the grlvate parts are sometimes
affected; if allowed to continue very
serious results may follow. CDR
SwAYNE's ALL-HEAL1NG OINTMENT" ia
a pleasant sure cure. Also tor letter,
Itch, Salt Rheun', Scald Head, Ery-
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letters should be addressed. Sold by
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
MANHOOD
How Lost. How Restored .

A Just published, new edition Of
.A~Dr. CnIverwcirs Celebrated
x Essay on tho radical cure (without
" y medicine) of Spermatorrh9a or
Seminal Weakness, Involuntary Scminfl
Losses, Impotency, Mental and Physical In.
capacity, impedfments to Marriage. etc. {;
also, Consumption. Epilepsy and Fits. in.
duced by self-indulgence or sexual estravs-
gance, &c.
The celebrated author. in this admirable
Essay. clearly demonstrates. from a thirty
years successful practice, that the ALARM ing
consequences of solf-abuSe may be radically
cured pointing out u mode Of cure at once
simple, certain. and effectual, by means OF
which every sufferer, no matter what ms
soudition may be may cure himself cheaply,
privately, and radically,
TThis Lecture should be in the hands OF
every youth and every man IN the land.
Sent under seal. in plain envelope, to
any address, post paid, on receipt OF six
Genus, or two postage stamps.
Address the publishers.
THE JULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

Altogether too much is made OF
beliefs about religion. Belief, how
ever orthodox. will not carry man
to heaven. Belief, however hetero'
dox, will rot send a man to perditiop'
Il il the life back of the belief.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

"Mercy p exclaimed IN old lady,
on first seeing an engraving Of the
passage Of tho Red Sea by the chill
dren of Israel "what a family the
the man had!'
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

HARrga's MAGAZINE for Januar,
for the first article continues the In
teresting contribution of Moncure d.
Conway on the English Lakes and
their Genii,' aud followed by u poem
by John Boyd o'Reilly on "fhe
Fame Of the City," and "Old'Time
Life IN u Quaker Town by John
Pyle, aud the sold New York
Volunteer Fire Department by IT,
W. Sheldon, aud "Dovn The Thames
IN u Birch canoe" by James y, Whit
man. and Same. u Novel by Con-
stance Tennimore Woolsvn, aud vari'
ous other. striking articles. The Edt
torial Departments are instructive and
interesting as they always are, The
illustrations arc Of a superior order
Published by Harper & Brothers,
Franklin Square, New York. Price,
81 a year single numbers, So cents
For sale here ut Whites Bookstore.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

Have Wistar'a Balsam Of Wild Cherry
ALWAYS at hand. 1t cures Coughs, Colds
Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Group.
Influenza, Consumption, and all Throat
and Lung Complaints. 90 cents and 81
bottle.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

A farmer tells US, says an exchange,
that he has tested tbs valur Of his
corn put into hogs with the following
result; Tie commenced with a lot OF
hogs weighing l75 pounds each' on
the goth OF September. He led them
two weeks. aud when weighed, he
found that at the price Of pork then
rnliug $3.50 per hundred, bls corn So
ted had brought HIM sixty cen's per
oushcl The two weeks were mild
weather. lie again weighed and ted
them two of the coolest weeks in
November, aud found thst the corn
fed, TO tho same pork, had brought
him fifty cents per bushel. lie says
this teaches him that hogs ought TO
DO fatted carly, and in the warm wea-
ther to get the greatest value for the
corn fed.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

should send for instructions, terms, REFER
ences, &c., to Edison Brothers, Solicitors
Of Patents, WASH lgton, D. c., who
furnish the same withom charge. Edison
Brothers is a well known and successful
firm of large experience, having bee n
established in 1866.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

A Philedeldhia contractor says
whisky can he made out of gar
hage. And we believe him. Wbis-
key makes garbage out Of man, and
why shouldn't man mako whiskey out
of garbage 1t is a poor rule that
wont work both ways.-[N orrlstown
Herald.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

He had an authenticated girl, and
promised to take her out riding She
met him at the door when be drove
up, and exclaimed, "Hello Rea.
DIV g. She misunderstood him, ant
they don't speak now.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

THE PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from Dyspep-
sIa, Debility, Liver Complaint, Boils,
Humors, Female Complaints, etc
Pamphlet free to any address. seth W.
Eowle 4 Son, Boston Il
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
HARD RUBBER TRUSSES (!
Prices Reduced.

A further supply Of steeley's Hard Rubber
Truss st a great reduction from former priSes
lust received. Also q large additions 70 MS
ct ock ofother make Trusses making the ms
ar stock and greatest variety of Trusses In the
state. call and eKsmine At the OLD Dnuo
s~ne.. CHAs. UHAPNAu
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

THE BEST CoUGH MEDICINE in the
World" The OM Vegetable Pulmonary
Balsam. Cutler Bros. & Co., Boston,
Small reduced to Soc; Large, 81.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
NEW MARKET.

The subscribers have opened market on
Central Street. where they will keep con-
stantly on hand all kinds Of fish, and sals meats
and provisions, usually Kept in a market: BY
selling at fair prices. and strict attention to
business and the waits OF our customers, we
hopsto merit share of the public patronage.
cash paid for beef, pork, lambs. calves and
poultry. J. NJ. FULLER,
II. H. DANIELS.
Woodsf .ock, Aug. 4th, 1880.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22
\ q 0 DIS

Another ease wIilesi ~ have had ca
tarh four years, Last April, The drop
ping IN my throat became 50 trouble.
some that became alarmed, as It Affected
my right lung, TOOK two bottles OF Hoods
Rafsaparilla and II cured me, Ny appetite,
which was variable before, Is first rate now"
Very truly yours, Charles N, QIlnln, 90 bum
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

No man is aware how mnch God is
doing TO help him TO Be . better man.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1880-12-22

There Is no civilized nation In the West.
cm Hemisphere In which the utility or
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as tonic,
corrective. and anti-bilious medicine, IL
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1881.
Louisiana capitolian., 1880-08-14
The ~. q. Pacific Railway.

From the States we gather the news
that the American Railway Improve
'nent Company arc offering ~, ,OO0, 600 of'
xix per cent. interest hearing bonds,
which IRE to be seemed by first mort.
gage Oh its road-bed, franchises and
equipments to the amount Of $9O, 900 ,er
'nilc. The bonds will be Of the deno,ni>
nation Of $1,000, and tho interest pay
able at New York or Philadelphia.
Col. Thos. A. Scott, President Of the
Texas aud Pacific Railroad, and Mr.. Jay
Gould, President Of the Missouri Pacific
and the Missouri, Kansas and Texas
Railroad have taken tho controlling i,l.
terest in the N. O. and Pacific Railway
IN order to secure IN outlet in New Or
leans for six thousand miles Of railroad
now under their control.
Thc completion Of the road, says the
the States, is not dependent upon this
subscription. The purpose IL to ofer
IN opportunity to those interested in
the success Of tho road to invest in its
bonds and derive tho benefits that are
bound to accrue from the vast business
it must necessarily command.
Louisiana capitolian., 1880-08-14
Look out for the Peckerwoods.

Weaver, the Greenback candidate ioI
President, is either the happiest man OF
the biggest fool living. He tells his de-
luded followers that he is going to be
elected President without dOubt-that
Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas,
and Arkansas are certain for him, and
that Tennessee and Missouri are likely
to give him their electoral votes. He
appears to be as happy as Aunt Dinal,
at the campnccting, when she shouted
at the top Of her voice, "Oh! bruddeI
Moses, wish was June Bug"
"What for you want to be June
Bug, sister Dinah?' said Moses.
"Oh! bruddcr Noses she sa,d, 81
want to be June Bug so ! kin fly away
and be with my Jesus"
"Oh? yon fool Niger" said Moses,
"yon wouldn't git higher dan fodde,
stack aiorc dc peckerwoods done got
YOU"
Weaver stands just about as much
chance of being elected President as
Aunt Dinah does Of going to heaven in
the form ola June Bug.-Brandon Miss.
Republican.
Louisiana capitolian., 1880-08-14
DOMESTIC STORY.

Sammy was poor Mamie had a rich
mother, and Sammy loved Mamie and
vice versa. Sammy wanted to marry
Mamie, but Nannc's mother was down
Oh the arrangement. Sammy was forbid
the premises and notes were exchanged
through the high board tcncc that en-
closed the yard.
One day the old lady went ont calling
and Sammy, duly informed Of the fact,
called on Mamie; stayed little too long;
the old lady was close at hand and no
change Of escape. At the instance Of
Nanny, Sammy popped into the closet !;
old lady saw that Mamie was confused
guessed Sammy had been about, sup.
posed Of course he had made his escape;
though perhaps tho young couple had