The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-01-13

ICONS isr All seEsrcH.,
There l. . Spanish proverb which say:
When you choose vie shut vonr evt-
snd Commend your soul Z" Gid"
Hiinkins cay. Oh st'- shst he lid. H.
fact, hi soui he. BEEN tsk-n pretty 1ovd
care Of. and he now s-yr~r- :h,: 10 dnia',
Commend hi. 6DJy si.o
--rirg-.-iins l. the n1m. oi = Ctir--.
belle in >sn Eranci-cC.E rip,g
And tast belle iiny-s iisx- Shsnsv-- it
IL time for the ycang u.n ga cpmr " 81.
-Spurseon, sithoush only fartv-six
years old, -rems To De S1rn out EIcaanys
En- ! l.e,s zee Hos long has SpUrg. on
t~~n married.
Did yon ever ? the 81. Louis Gobs-
Dsmneraf says: James Lowell u going TO
eat an "Atiantic brrskf.s,." That fellow
may have p city Lowell. but ve doub,
very much il ia deep enough 10 hold the
Atlantic, ships aud all.
In IN English scandal emit il appears
that the 6r>t st~p girl took Ma to siopr
! vith her drawing master.
That mus, be queer sui, "i clothes that
scandal suit.
| Horrible One Of our ma nuiacturing
Iobacconists WAs out with . carl, the other
day. like this: "Wsnied-C iris to drip in
. Tobacco factory" Il he . wretch whom
IL vere bsse q .ttesy 10 call . coz yard, OF
Is il 40 hot in his place that girls cant live
si'h theu clothes on
A California dorio, broke hi. LEG b.
trying to stamp on . tight boot.-E.
Something sI-s besides the boJs wss
tight.
WANTED-Expsrienced operators on
| w ladies' underSear, good wages and
steady employment Apply Ut % Worth
;.,reei-Nsr York Sun
Thonsansis Of hearty .bl,-bca;sd young
men sround here would Jump 1t the chance
60 E'.t, yonne man G" East.
4
ie,l upon mistaken im.gin.iiun..-Et.
The Lord help Cepha,' readers.
A recent advertisement IN The New
York Herald s.k. fpr a girl To 10 .en~r 81
nou-~ work, AMI ernc'1ie. 'ste need no.
sash."-E
Won't that be OLD irult for so,nr 2 W.
know . gill wsose father live out IN an
Ossse hill. She goe- home oace = month
xhen the old man regularly scrsp~- h~r
iown ior the n.x, year. "srsp~ lie rsi-s-
powerful vegetables"
There il in Philsd~lrhis = woman 81
| shom il is asserted that abe has been asked
,n nssfrisg~ one huadrsd Iimr.. IL j. bit
,er that ninstv- ain~ men x, free than tina
the one hundrsth be accepted. -Ex-
So there VAS ''nine;y and nine" that did
not lay in her fold. She must have left
her bars down.
"A large Newfoundland Jog in Con-
neticn, takes up and hears proudly aL'"y
IN = fashionable vsy the skirts VI his mis-
tress, when che goes out.
That. the wsy .he u.ed 10 do. She hA.
improved on that nov. By getting a little
dog to hold the big d IA tsii up.
| A mountain Of superior white chalk
has been discovered in Ijaho-E.
CIuniry bookkeepers wiiI uo~ be hsppy
and no hat need now be without il.
-Rcki.lsnd, NJ zine has q cornet band
composed entirely vi wISnen.--Ex.
How soothing il must be to have female
,ooiise IN the family Imagine the racket
abe would make IL denied new bonnet.
| -Oistrust Of oiiici els ha. become 50 gen.
eral Of late. cruel uss says he would not
,ru.t church vsr,iens and descons inst ncw
with contribution boxes, unless they carried
. hor-e-car conductor. b~ll-punch AMI az
blue -,rip-sl'p."-E.
Down in Arkansas. the descons vho %
around With contribution boxs give d;aw-
back checks. Then after services they play
poker with the psrson for the whole pot.
A woman il imbued With feeling Of
joy and k,ndne.s second only To that Of
the angel, bat she can never wash out =
psir Of mems csssimere p.nts snd have
them set ~ veil rs they did before.
No, nor - veil - they did behind
either.
Shall . Meshoiiot minister uss iobac-
co ?-Er
We ssy emphatic lily. no. The idea OF
salvation and tobacco juice coming out Of
he same hole IL svfui-but then the to-
hacco Juice would kill the bus.. Ae.;nly
there @a., be shou, q. 900 Methods, min-
isien nov let EN- quit chewing and smok-
ing, and aee hos the stsf of life Would fall
and ve ne tobacco. No. no let I'm -erve
the Lord end ches hu.ks -,obseco 10 for
the Cancellation Of tho.e "lost in sin."
Winter sits in the lap Of spring. eh +!
rhi. nay b true. bat IL Bsecher or any
other Of the other big preachers Ger.
around. il u ssfs to say winter vouidn''
6nd rom enough to 81. any where -escep,
On the floor.
"A lady voter ~ B,sson ionnd too late
that she hsd voted her curl papers.
P.hav I That. the ticket the women oil
jesiss 10 VIM husband.
-Ensli.h ladie. have recently become
Interested in the game III football.
P.hss Those Briiishess are always two
hundred years NJ - hehind the ,i"es
American ladies have hen interested in
msking foos-bsl,s ous at their husband.
ever sincs the pilsrio fathers landed On
Plymouth Rick.
-Snme Philadelphia lsdies have pss-
seated Mss HAyes q scrren Worth 81 sou
which che hiss placed in the Blus-room oil
the White Hou>e.-Gio6e Dsmneuf
And Hayes esn nov take his little brown
jss bssveen bic knsea while the servant
girl sivsa Temperance lectures 10 all ealless
1t the massioa. Those ladiss in Philsdel-
,,ks. ~>c> sn.svs>6 veYl h honnA m hon