The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1880-08-12
PASSING SMILES.

puuAnFrpp1A Girl who pads her
bathing suit saws it is the safest and
surest way to reform.
GREAT number of rheumatic people
who object TO the round dance like to be
oround when il is danced.
pr,cupD nrorosses to honor tbe man
vl'n .Ions nyar He saws if n man has a
n;', lmoLot and only a nint Of water be
w wen't sn;lI il
a, chat ,bo mission
nN i','''''' '' ~. :. i;so !, w. tall to La,
casual molo acouointances how elegant
all otbnr men are
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HEN .i'e on.f .iuin9 y, H. =" 'o. ,io;Sot ;nbah1
irnen ;.t ;I, th;o ''.i"'" o' - n;rcns WAGON.
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"no en'''i"9 '.'o 'A1."e'
A LADY BENG asked now oio sne was
fepIlcd' was married au eish.eeii,
my ll''So"lo WIS lheil tihi'y. NoW
,,o III 'I wy Tn' ''' tI,;rt, Li ' ,i~ ''' ~ ''0
as oid' M 'nlf'y-'N'
On Its death bed the CORY Da'R
Press exclaimed, You might as wei
try to drive a railroad spike win u TACK
hammer as 10 run h0hparell newspaper
Ill small pea toWh.
lHE lollowlllg eXllalaloh Oh leSai
term is offered by Ieutomc member OF
the Canton Ponce lorce: ven Sit mo
ont ilnpeaS scofplo's l c",, onlsS 40
ven eaten II man Wlere Io "in "s "licle
he is.
"TrE Lord loveth q cheerful giyer,'
but it doesn't count for man who puts
twenty-five cents IN the contribution box
on Sunday, and then makes his vile
economic ON butter during the re-
malnder OF the week Ill order TO make
up for 1t.
WHEN man fails to laugh at one of
the King of Burmah's Jokes, he is
knocked down and travelled over and
Strewed about. And lisa great blessing
that the Kings Jokes are always SO funny
that nobody ever seems able to heip
laughing at them
JUST now the newspapers are teeming
with the paragraph, Don't drink ice
water when you are hot, and it is one
that should be regarded by all. The
time to drink ice-water is along in the
dead of winter, when it is n tight scratch
to keep from freezing to death.
.NTuEconcatenationo of circumstances,
said Evarts, has not evolved out OF my
pre-emnent position III the admlnlstra-
ton any elements except such as were
Instantaneous to successful aspiration
after more elevated situation; all my
strivings for boom have resulted In
boomerang '-P"ck.
"Goops at half price" said the sign.
"How much is that teapot?' asked the
old lady who had been attracted by tn a
announcement. Fifty cents, num-.
81 guess I'll take it, then," she said,'
| throwing down IL quarter. The dealer
| let her have the teapot, but took in his
sign before another customer could come
in.
The ALBANY 1r1us relates that two
Vassar College Girls were on their way
home over the Albany and Susouehanns
Railroad the other day. "Maryland'
yelled the brakeman, as the train pulled
ilp to station. What did he say?'
| asked one of the girls maryland" re-
piled the other. "Oh. let's get out"
exclaimed the first with sudden inter-
ost But they were too late. The train
had started.
A rAnv had in her. emplovment
vonro man from the coI,ntrv On Ger.
lain Occasions he wns instrnced TO inform
smr i comnany who m;obt vino ot the
door, 1 that Mrs Was not af home"
Omo day John mode this renlv to a lady
who shorty went awav Leaving n card
ond = nrnmisa tn caIl again As Tho card