New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-14
SOME LxIR4crS From BEN DYAH0N.'

BY THE AU1HOR OF "L)AFAiR."
From Punch
II was q warm and rich night IN August,
when the Right Hon. william G a'stars' desc
the cecbIated cnln nee of hoGn,dHch L. He fad
hardly rot beyond the top OF Whechapel Lane when
he mel The Marquis OF F.,bbertiginboi.
You are the precise person was wanting 10 see
pobleuIa in Of his ahmentaTy canal The
great are aw ys afdble; -, ..1ba,o h,t ,,,s, 20.
tu Iie frcm windsor"
- From WmdsOrS'
Ind NewjoI There's news NJ Ncwtou-I
Windsor. The King has smt for the Dukt"
Now Mr.. Gladstars was Tory aud a nrn believer IN
the Iron Duke could hardly restrain his delight az
me intelligence After throwing hs hat INTO the air Ms
t,oas sianuing TIE MARQUIS very heartily small
OF The Ia h. aud executing pas Se@t On the pavement
.rne OAK, has saved Eurore!"
Europe be bowed !" replied the Marquis, while "A
wrk.e Of mPt disuIrtnged his Titanic nose aud
frOwn gatE, red on his Olymp ~ prov lheD, clutehP
Gladsiars violently 10y ann. at tie same line foam
Ing slightly al the mouth. he exclaimed; 1t may o.
ry fancy but can't resist the linpressloh-a chShso Is
Should welcome any change remarked the PRIV
Councillor, that took your hand of my bceps IT'S
Endur, j. said the Marquis decidedly; everything
comes to him VINO can endIic.'
And parting the two pursued heir respect
i've courses the uoDleman wrapped his embaZoned
cloak round his Corinnan I0Tii ana uIN"9 ll,o .le
Dead Neat Market willie the Right Hon GadstarS pro
ceeded the kne-board OF Clty Dus 10 the ONCE Oh
The quarterly Scfcamer
semolna was the Empress OF London of fashion. and
OF the Tory party She always at homc % her mil
mates So nd not get much exercise; at TINS ulo-
mont reclining on brilliant SOFA, malcSlic
III low chair Just IN front OF her, WIN DB ana PIMA
f6re on aG ny e'e c"mpe of bshops and
Cabinet Minister were playing at cats-ciHde ID an
alcove whle, remote, some danes - hlgh degree
were surrounded cavaliers OF ancient lineage, whose
every word bon mot and every movement whole
volume OF society etiquette Servants gllded about III
mul I'd skates over the SHINING p"iquel;
snel.y-cobbers and gncocktals to the visitors, While
half minute intervals MYSTERIOUS and nob,e-i!oklng
strangers appeared the door, few 10 SemOlna's out
stretched palm, imprinted an impa>soned RIFFS ON her
icwecd finger, and tDen suddenly vanished INTO air!
What want you 10 SOC" na!d Senona, Only yOnrc
so incuraby ob,ise is that reaction Is the aw OF NE
thai Won can't get without the Temple ana tho Bar
that The introduction OF Gas Will be tat 10 te Cr0Wn
that Puzzle OPINION IS all humbug, mat changes are
tlat The Evo OF change AdanaDtine Orude Is lm-
perayey dem AIDED. nope you @d eeary iCioT me and
was snoring Eemoiiua was dlsgusted:
:" Trr age Of Liberaep. has comet" she exclaimed ;
and kicK the low chair under the Great Person
age, bounced Out OF the apartment, ana slammed the
pOrial behind BJr.
Mr. Gladstars a constant contributor 10 The quar-
feriy Scrednser. He was not Heavenborn Midst
bu, where he came rom IS matter OF no importanc
here. Early Initiated into the mysteries OF Ltou and
Cnrsehurch ne "a fund OF Lam quotations happy
burke and as accurate as Salisbury ~ had married
I'll evcr had SON he SAID one day at dinner to
! D'Ymon Hs sisters name is Tyra"
These children are to be my Hero and Heroine! They
were ercel!enily behaved young peope. Wncn anyone
spoke to Them. they put ou their tongues shrugged
their shoulders and Stared haughty.
Ben Dyuou had face OF Dejrsc beauty. and 30 had
Iyra he was clad III blue velvet Jacket with red
spanh lagee buttons. shirt Of lace, and walstcoat
| of yellow dsaask. Tyra also wore spansn haGree
buttons. Every hing about her wa either Spanish or
neG Hr onE ppsGs w%ff p"dr with pearls
"Wnli are you gong to be y asked KIND old Lord
| Gooseberry OF The boy.
D'yuion. at this nme about eight years old I'm gong
Minister gooc deal sooner tn You can say Jack Roo
ins0n." .- - w.. g.,
tsiy. "reuem1er you've promised TO marry me some
| day. ,,,,,. .,.,,0..d tho ..t,, az
body under Dock for yours truly" And the child
| suIneI tho cracking OF tue walnuis.
vigil Pllbox had fallen In love with Tyra He was
| fifteen and she was twelve. He very Highland
dry Cnurch boy He took her out for walks aud gave
You are not high and drys" he asked, aO they were
walking through valley ia storm
Mo- 'ee particularly low and wet she answered
| Shall we returnP .. -. ,,.o.,,.. ,o.,
Ny dear vigil I shan't. 1--we only my brother
brother to be Prime Minister My creed - that human
will can accomplish any object IL resolutey determines
to attain ~ not very long creed nor very good
Aud, SO saying, sbe got into her perambulator and
Vigil wheeled ber h0me.
Lord Littehampton. though he a Cabinet Min
lister. was OF 06lIgng disposition. AS people eX
peced him marry Leohora 10 thought no would try
| ." LeOuors. do you love me - .
1
| busned a damsOn hue.
Money 70 said Lord Littlehampton musing There's
! no doubt that money makes the Novelist
| !" Base and naughty - sobbed LeOnora. Their
you do want my money - and she fed In tears from h,
| apartment
Though size for five yosrs aud tlrecquarters hi,
| Junior he had always hked her.
| Gyrai Do you love me VIII you be mine
| The penne.s dependent was startled.
yours. Listen r. And she grasped the aged nobemar
rather violently By the wrist :" y my creed tina
| W nat Human viii de TOT mines 0n---'
"Oh, yvs yes" said Lord At'lehampton, I've heart
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