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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

A young man in Dubuque, Iowa,
has become partially deranged over a
mustache which refuses to sprout.
lie was formerly happy and good
tempered. He is now morose, de-
spondent and melancholy. One day
he visited a prominent drug store and
purchased all the different hair re-
storatives to be had. After COM
pleting the rounds he carried the boil
ties to his room and put them aside
for future use. When he left the
room his sister found over hundred
bottles in the bedtick, and all were
warranted to cause hair TO grow on
the smoothest skin.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

a very clever illustration Of Gar.
fields action in the salary-grab bust.
ness is found in a iirue) story told by
a Plain Dealer subscriber. Two
young men were riding along ccun.
try road one day last week when
they came to a fine orchard, in which,
and near the fence-a high board one
by the way--were two or three trees
loaded down with harvest apRes.
These were very tempting.
"By George, they're nice, amt
they 2" said No. /.
They are for a fact" replied No.2.
Heres a hole in the fence; let's go
for some Of en-"
"But suppose the owner
"Owner be BANKED " | am going
to have some-so here goes
And No. 2 dropped on his knees
and scooted through the fence, and
had filed his hat with the juicy fruit
and turned round to join his friend,
when, to his dismay, he found him
self face to face with substantial
looking granger, bearing ferocious
look and a big club, and accompanied
by the ugliest looking bulldog, with
the must sinister grin on his counte
nance. that the trespasser had ever
A moment of terrible
silence ensued, when the man with the
club reared out:
"What are you goin' to do with
them apples?'
"Going to put them back answer.
ed the man with the apples, with a
siekly smile, as he unloaded them at
the foot Of the tree and crawled back
the fence with as much
grace and dignity as the circumstan-
ces would allow.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

The new coiors in Paris are "rasp.
berry cream" and "trushed strawber-
ry." Hereafter, we suppose, crushed
strawberry will be the proper term to
use in speaking of red.headed girls
lChicago Tribune. They may have
brothers, and then you will be jam
med huckleberry.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

He was little verdant or he never
would have said: perhaps we had
better walk on till We come to a set
tee when We can sit together.
"Oh, no. she replied sweetly; "yOu
sit down in the chair and will be
the settee."
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

There is one thing about kiss,
said a gentleman to his wife, "that
makes life very dear to men," ooh,
| know what ii is" was the reply;
otis pretty pair of lips" "Yes,
indeed, and the satisfaction Il man has
of knowing that the lady's mouth is
tightly closed for short time"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

There is clearinghouse, far, Tar
away, where they have fried ham
and eggs three times day. Oh, how
them boarders yell, when they hear
the dinner bell Oh. how them egg
do smell three times aday
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Mere bashiulness without merit is
awkwardness; and merit without mod
esty, insolence. But modest merit
has double claim to acceptance, and
generally meets with as many patrons
as beholders. II Addison.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Thousands upon thousands of chill
dren die annually of those diseases in.
cident to early childhood; whereas, il
DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup were used
in time, their lives would, in all prob
ability be saved.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

In Scripture the drunkard's style
begins in lawlessness, proceeds in UNI
proftableness, ends in misery; and all
shut up in that denomination of his
pedigree, A son of Belial.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Milton was asked if he intended to
instruct his daughter in the different
languages, to which he replied; "No,
sir One tongue is sufficient for a
woman I"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

There was no end to the pretty
girls at the Crab Orchard Springs
Barbecue. -[sianford Journal.
They must have been queer looking
girls.--[NewpOrt Journal.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Andrew Wilson, Of Hillsboro, Mo-,
took no pains to conceal from his wife
and .neighbors his intention to elope
with Martha Shuts. lie announced
day for his departure, and the girl
as openly made her preparations. AT
the appointed time the pair put their
baggage into wagon and started for
the railroad station. In the mean.
time, however, Mrs. Wilson's father
and brother had decided what to do.
They lay in ambush until the runa'
ways came along and fired upon them
killing both.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

At the Owensboro fair premium
is to be awarded 10 the young lady
who will cook the hest meal on the
grounds.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Incidence grows ON US with suffer
ance- Il begins by tying us with
silken threads. aud ends by lettering
US with cartropes.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

A boy undertook to torture wasp
by touching lighted match to its
body. The wasp planted burning
sting in the boys hand, and as ii flew
away gave him this bi, Of advice:
"Neyer try to beat an expert at his
own game.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

A Detroit widow owns and occu-
pies a cottage under the shadow of a
church sleeple which is supposed to
be in danger Of falling when a high
wind blows. At midnight a few
nights ago when the wind blew fierce
ly, she got up her family and dressed
them, and then folded her arms with
the remark "Now, then, if that
steeple falls and kills us, people will
know that We were respectable fam
lily. anyhow. George, you brush up
your hair a little more, and Sarah,
take your feet off the stove hearth
aud pin your collar more to the left. "
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Excess Of Democratic Northern vote over
Democratic southern 90, Gi3
II is also true that in New York,
Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Connect
cut, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois and Wis.
consin the aggregate vote cast for Mr..
Tilden was greater than that cast for
Mr.. Hayes. These sgures speak for
themselves.
1t is now claimed that the first
time the expression "Eureka" was
used was when Archimides sat down
on tack for which be had been
looking for nearly twenty minutes
Here is the vote of Jackson county,
Tenn, as it has stood for several
years Democratic, LOO; Republic
can one.
Stephen G. Spence, of Kingston. n.
G., was sentenced TO Jail for thirty
days for kissing the wife of NJ. +.
Waller.
Ugliness, after virtue, is the best
guardian of young women.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Figures speaLjng for Themselves.
The current Republican statement
that the Democracy wholly or mainly
relies on the South is easily seen to I've
incorrect when the figures Of elections
are rightly considered;
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06
ESTABLI5IED 1895
WARS BRYANT & STRATT0N
BUSINESS COLLEGE,

No. so Main ST., Near Third. LOUISVILLE. NY.
Largest Institution OF The Kind In The South
Thorough Business Course Bookkeeping Penmanshp and
Arithmetic are Our SpecaItes.
Not Go al WARTS BRYANT LEGE
Place Yourself the Instruction Good Teachers Be Found
in the Land.
TERMS One Monil so. boarding. SI3
Month. including board.
WAR; Il BURKs. Proprietors
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

TER MS:
For May and June, per Week. $40
For July and August. $40 10 ei5.
According 10 I.ooatioa OF Rooms.
Length Of Stay, AZ.

Direct railroad connections, sincerely passensfrs
can arrive al the ,laiugs after ave hours iiici
from either Louisville or Gnsinnsti. will nn
Doubt induoe lsrgo nunisfs 10 Fi,it IA this soa-
a. snELnY rEsis.
2a-am Manager
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06
THE BEST HOUSES IN LOUIsvILLE.

woDlfOK co. Cotton Duck and all widths and weights
T. HISKLE& CO. emporium dealers exclusive
" y. IA o
Carriages Bueee kihh ROBINSON Mn and las gM Ma ,
etailio WHITNEY AckErr Issks ~h
GILMORE HrE dealers in and rsiss supple.
sIliES Provision and Liquor Merchants o'
SHIELDS os W Main Invite aha need
cANHo BlL millinery and ISL Main
nand
Jefferson f~king 21 Vol
Cut
dngIlan and ut howers
and MbALDwIS Fourth Az Decker ians.
and before purchasing
FOURTH Avenue
Photograph. SA o S made ss AZ s ss sa '
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

A Spanish peasant, living in the
suburbs of Madrid, has long been in
the habit of repairing daily to the
city, accompanied by donkey la
den with milk for distribution among
certain customers. One day, howev-
er. the master was taken i'll, where
upon his wife suggested that the ass
should be sent on his customary jour
ney alone. The panniers were ac-
cordingly filled with cans of milk as
usual, and bit of paper was attach
ed to the donkey's headstall request
ing the customers to help themselves
TO their ordinary allowance Of milk,
and to put back the cans into the pan
nier. OF started the donkey, and he
returned in due course with the cans
empty and with everything in order.
The master found upon inquiry that
the trusty messenger had called at the
right doors without missing one, and
also that in some instances he had pull
ed the bell with his teeth when kept
waiting. From that day forward the
donkey has gone his rounds alone.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

1t is a profound but very common
blunder, the st. james Carte says,
to suppose that the work of a teacher
in an elementary school is necessarily
dull. That depends upon the teacher
himself. If he will work with fine
intelligence and spirit he will not only
witty the dry bones of the textbook
for his pupils but find himself a
keen pleasure in the awakening of
their curiosity and pcrtinacity. 1t
can't too often be repeated in this coun-
try that the true teacher must be born
to his work; there is something more
then in his mind and heart than the
mere earning of livelihood.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

Ugliness, after virtue, is the best
guardian of young women.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-08-06

To Hon. John W. Stevens IN, President Of
the Convention; Hon. John L. Stock
ton, Chairman, aud Others Of the Com
OF the National Democratic Convention.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

CHANGE OF FIRM-Mr James Craw-
ford, of the firm OF Crawford s.
Harrington. has disposed of his in
terest In the business, store and other
concerns Of the house in this city, and
will shortly remove to California. He
has been compelled by bad health to
do this. which by no mesns is with
him a matter OF choice. He and Mr.
Harrington came here in 1869, and
bought the store then conducted By
Dexter Horton. Their capital was
comparatively small. and that it has
since been greatly enlarged is due TO
the enterprise. the correct principles
and he business sag"c'i, ot the two
men. From one end Ut Puget Sound
to the other they have been known rs
the foremost IN their line. AID their
credit has been gilt edged in Portland.
San Francisco and the East During
the past few years they have been the
acknowledged benefactor great Of the
loggers. many Of whom st an expense
they have carried through the hard
times from which We have ed recently
emerged The announcement at MIR
Crawford s retirement and removal
will cause much sorrow in many circles.
The new firm will be Harrington s.
Smith. Mr. Andrew Smith the new
partner. lives ana will continue To live
IN San Francisco. For the past eleven
years he has been III the employ of
Corbett & Macleay, and is said to be
possessed of experiences and qualities
certain to insure him the most abun-
dant ultimate success. He and Mr.
Harrington have been long acquainted.
aud each knows that he can implicitly
trust the other. Mr. Harrington will
hereafter have exclusive control Of the
business at this end. We wish tho new
firm the utmost good tortane.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

LAKE UNION IMraovsaENrs A
friend from Lake Union the northern
suburb OF our city. gives as the follow
ing list of improvements going on there
ut present. g Tyler has just finished
new residences 1894 with an ell
22x36. near A b Pinkham's place. DIR
Highwardsn has purchased eight lots
more. adjoining the fret sixteen. which
he is having grubbed and fenced pre-
psratory to the construction of an ele.
CANT residence on them in the spring.
Mr. Nolop is improving his block in q
sa bstantisl manner. by grading his
lots aud rebuilding his house. Mr. W
ii Brunk is preparing for an addition
to his residence. Mr. Lawrence, the
plasterer, has his lots in readiness. and
viii soon commence his new house. and
John Gillett will have n new front put
On bis house. We are glad 10 know
that such Improvements are being
made. There is nn portion of the town
making q more healthy growth than
the Third Ward.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

COLUMBIA COUNTY NAJoRrTIEs -
On the 9th inst sll of Columbia
county bat Pasaha precinct had been
heard from, the majori,iss as then
ascertsined. beirg as follows.
For Delegate TO Congress. Bren;s
Rep 40; briga1i-r General. Tibbetts
Rep Is; Qna termaster General.
y Brien Rep J 3s; Comm ss4ry General.
Hunt DEM Ill; Adjutani General
Hathaway (Rep.) IS; Board Of Equ4h-
zstion, Goodwin Dem. 20, Joint
Councilman. Butler REL %; Council
man, HUT Dem Is, For R-preseu ta-
tives, majorities over Welch-S.eeu
DEM 3. Freeman Dem :. Clark
(Rep.) Z; Sheriff, Ma,tarl (R-p.) 10;
Auditor. jesse Dem J 1874; Crmmis-
sloners, majoritIes~oves Yictcr-Sher-
ry rep 6. PlunEer rep %. En-
bree Dem } 5; Prosecuting Attorney.
j K Rutherford (Dem 2Gi The vote,
for Probate Judge is tie b-tween Star
ner and Jones, Treasurer, Miller Rep. J
IL; Assessor. Mewhinney Rep, Is;
School Superinte ndent. Miner rep.
l02; Coroner, DR. Clark tDeml 81;
Sheep Com missioner. McCabe Dem J
l. 1t will be seen that the vote is
very close and ii will take the official
connt tn determine tie result.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

STEAMBOAT NoTEs. - The Daisy
brought load of produce down from
White river yesterday. The Chebalis
is bsing rapidly repaired on Mitchell's
ways. The Fanny Lake 10 loading for
Snohomish City; the boiler makers are
s,ul at work on her,. The Messenger
came in about 5 o'clock last evening
with several passengers and few tons
Of ChehAlis Valley wheat for Jones L
Mccomh. The Josephine passed her
annual inspection. and under command
OF her new owner. Capt Farrar. started
for Sksgit river with large load of
freight yesterday morning.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

Err. PLYLEY. Physician and Sur
geon. would announce To the citizens OF
Seattle and vicinity that / have with
my family located in this city for the
purpose os practising my profession.
Having been actively engaged for
twenty five years in the practise of
medicine, / feel confident in offering
my services to all those in need OF
medical aid. Special attention given
To the treatment OF diseases OF
the heart and lungs. and i'm
potency and sterility in either sex.
yenereal diseases treated and cures
guaranteed in every case. of no matter
bow long standing. Diagnosis of dis
ease accurately determined and consul
sations free Surgical operations scien-
sisscally performed and professional
services rendered at prices 10 suit the
times and condition of men, Office and
residence corner Front and Columbia
streets. Seattle. W. T. o5.imd3mw
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

By PoREE.

Remembering that We were once a
child ourseif. we are disposed to over
look childish faults. As We before re
marked. Wa were once q chiid-a blue
eyed, golden curly haired. romping.
rollicking shaver. That's all right as
far as it goes. Our mama and papa
lived private, spd the individual who
is 81 present engaged at the other end
of this paucll could play hnrse, screech
FIRE and make mud pies without annoy
ing anyone, to his hearts content. No,
we didn't live 10 the leading hotel Of
Seattle or any palace Of such large
rretensiOns SO that II mama darling
bad croupor the beIIyache and required
I gin and sugar he c0ulC no: only have
/ 1t bat kick up first class row because
| be had to take it All this could be
done, IS | remarked before, without
annoying any ore but my maternal
parent The reverse is the case under
review aud 70 which / enter q solemn
| protest. We are domiciled at present
In leading hotel in this city We are
supposed to be q law-Abiding citizen.
and according TO . recent decision Of
Justice Scott. bound to keep the peace
Located IN our justly named leading
hotel everything first class-is hap
py couple. Happy IL the possession oi
what Married people we are single
make note of that would call =
bright. darling boy he is just the
ideal of u mama S bet: aud no doubt Is
very interesting TO most of the guests
bat more so TO me from 10 O'Clock IL
tie evening to next morning. between
which hours he fairly makes Rome
! howl and causes US to say cuss words
The climate of the Sound may affect
some lungs, but nary effect on that
mama- darling. Atthe first screecb
last might we got up, struck q light
and got out our chronometer watch
/ that we regulate tue sun with and we
! timed him. and he cried in i've differ
ent keys for one hour and forty min
utes ten aud bali seconds. II there
10 any admiring father who doubts
this abatement, we will change roums
with him for a week.
What 10 10 be done 10 abate this
\ hiuuikub oIctuIUSf VI our pence IL
what has been worrying our colossal
brain for over g week. We first thong BIT
| to mention the fact to the darling's
mama. thinking perhaps she was deaf
Then it occurred to us that if We gave
Joe s2H he might put whole bottle
OF soothing syrup in his bread and
milk. We again thought We might
induce James who sleeps with Topsy
to attend 20 his case. but all those sug-
| g"stions seemed impracticable aud We
have determined to appeal to cold,
stern law and raise the standard OF
justice even il Mr. Scott does trail our
flag III the mud by dismissing the case
Ii that boy screeehes tonight. up will
go cur window, and if Chief McGraw
should hear shouts Of PoliE Murder
Help! he will please respond Ut once
, with every man on the force. The
peace of law abiding citizens shall. will
and must be maintained.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

Friday, Nov. I2. 1850.
Council mt pursuant to adjourn
msnt.
Preseat-Councilmen Collins, DEM.
more. Jennings, Mcdonald, Rasn and
Stetson.
By reason Of the sickness of the
Mayor and his consequent inability tn
perform the duties OF his office, Coun-
Gilman L. NJ Ras;n was elected 10 the
position Of acting Mayor. to serve dur
ing such temporary sickness.
Petitions Of Pred w. Sparkling were
received and ordered referred to Street
Com mittee.
Petition Of F. Fl Wentworth vas re.
turned by Street COMMITTEE and or
dered filed.
Ordered tha: the Chairman Of ~
Street Committee be authorized 10 ac,
on the petition of w. H. Bow Us he
thinks proper.
Ordered that the petition Il B.r an
Brown and others be laid on the table.
LIoEssEs GRANTED
John McConville, grocery.
Aug Wolf. grocery and pigeon hole
table
W p Smith, grocery.
BILLS ORDERED PAID:
h"D us y IN
Petition OF ID. Kaufman was laid on
the table.
Ordered tina; the City Attorney -p-
peal from the decision Of the Land OF
fee touching the public lands within
the city limits TO tie Secretary Of the
Interior.
Ordered that the city purchase suh
Gent lumber To seal engine house.
ordered that the Clerk be and %
hereby instructed to purchase usw rec
ords for the use of his Office
Ordered that the Chief IF Police be
instructed TO procure bedding far the
Jail aud also TO repair the locks within
the same. Adjourned
f. >. OSBORNE. Clerk
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

FoRTRAIr PAINrINa.-Mrs Middle
ton. one Of the most noted portrait
painters of California, who comes high
u RECOMMENDED by Gov Perkins. W.T.
coleman and other distinguished citi-
xens of California, il at the New Eng
land hotel. where she proposes to re-
main some little time. She gives reg
ular sittIngs. or paints FROM photographs
and she will bs glad TO execute with
promptuess aud satisfaction any orders
that may 10 left with her. dat
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

Guaranteed to cure promptly and per-
mauen,ly every case OF Gonorrh9a,
elect aud Whites. no matter OF how
long standing, If directions are followed,
Internal medicine not recommended OF
necessary. A cure guaranteed o. money
refunded. For sale by N. 7. Cody 4
Co. wholesale and retail druggists. Sc
attic, w. T.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

STRAyEp or SToLEN.--A sorrel pony
three years old was taken from Robert
Abrams corrall q week or so ago.
Anyone knowing the whereabouts Of
the animal will be rewarded by inform
ing Mr.. Abrams.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

FINED.-On complaint of NJ V Stew
art. Abe Shelton. an old timer. was
arrested yesterday on charge of
assault and battery. Justice Scott,
considering the nature of the case,
only fined the old man SIS and costs,
which were paid.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

BUAMERa-The police officers are
kept busy freeing the city Of cid BUM
MRS and loafers. who are constantly
locking in. They are generally ar
rested aud put to work on the streets.
Selling the first opportunity they run
away and thus the Territory is released
ofa heavy expense. m@@
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

OPENING NIaHr.-Mr. A. Wolff has
again taken charge OF the Germania
Bear Hall. aud this evening will form.
ely open the same. His announcement
sppsars elsewhere.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

TRINITY CHURCH. Twenty .fifsh Sun
day after Trinity. Services ut Ii Am.
and Sunday school at ~ IN. Choral
Practise Saturday afternoon at 5
o'clock.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-11-13

New cider made fresh every day with
nnr own mill. and. on our own premises
ron choice apples. Warranted strictly
pure. 30 cents per gallon.
u Op STONE u Co.