The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1880-06-10
Wit and Wisdom.

There doesn't seem to be enough Summer
weather to go round, and June is trying to get
along with any kind that comes handy.-New
York Mail.
Clergymen, lawyers and authors find Malt
Bitters pure and safe nvigorant.
The horses on circus band wagon never
balk. They are under the impression that they
can run away from the noise.-Boston Post.
1t is hard work for the Baby to cut teeth,
and it should be assisted by the use of DR..
Bulls Baby Syrup which will cool the inhamed
gums.
Rural Simplicity. young ladies have re-
ceived an unusually Ineligible direction from
guileless peasant youth. First young lady
Thank you my lad, you are very sharp boy
G. p. Y.-."Ees, but old be daarned soight
sharper with the happlication of a little
blunt - The little dears did not understand
slang, so the hint was thrown away.-London
Fun.
Natures Sluice-way.
The Kidneys are natures sluice-way to wash
out the debris of our constantly changing bod
ies If they do not work properly the trouble
is felt everywhere. Then be wise and as soon
as you see signs of disorder get package of
Kidney-Wort and take it faithfully 1t will
clean the sluice-way of sand, gravel, or slime
and purify the whole system.
Grace-I am going to see Clara today Have
you any message? Charlotte wonder how
you can visit that dreadful girl! Give her my
love.-Exchange.
Baby Prizes, 5000.
An eminent bankers wife of -, N. Y,
has induced the proprietors of that great medi-
icine, Hop Bitters, to offer 5000 in prizes to the
youngest child that says Hop Bitters plainly,
ly 4, 1881. This is liberal and interesting Of
fer, and everybody and his wife should send
two cent stamp to the Hop Bitters Mfg Co.,
Rochester, N. Y, U. S. A.. for circular giving
full particulars, and begin at once to teach the
children to say Hop Bitters and secure the
prize
"When 1 was your age," said old Mr.. Tret,
rose with the lark" II beat you all out of
sight, then said Tom YEARLY and triumphant
iy, GIVE been up all night with him."-Bur-
lington Hawkeye.
Exchange Fiend-Whenever you want my
advice don't hesitate to ask for it. Newspaper
Man-Thanks; would like some advice just
now. "All right; I shall be only too happy"
"Can you tell me how in the world can in
uuC0 you W l6dNo WltuOuU your I66J-
ings?" II don't think you need much advice
on that subject" He retires in indignation
and with most of the exchanges
Letter from John W. Marsh.
OFFICE OF SECRETARY OF STATE
MONTPELIER, VT, Dec. 2, 1870.
Charles Winfield Scott, M. D.-Dear Sir
and Friend: l cannot help congratulating you
on the great ability you have displayed in the
treatment of several of your patients in my
neighborhood, whom happen to know per-
sonally, and who, to my certain knowledge,
had suffered long time with disease which
had baffied the skill of our ablest physicians.
The several patients of my acquaintance,
whom you treated with your famous Wyomoke,
are in perfect health, and those who were pale
and emaciated when they applied to you
(Which you know was only short time ago.
time ago., are now ruddy and strong, with,
hope, many years of life and pleasure before
them. Very truly yours,
JOHN W. MARSH.
They were playing game they call euchre.
She held both bowers and the king, and two
aces of the other suit, but she was novice at
the game. A young man who was teaching
her, looked at her cards and warmly exclaimed:
What lovely hand!'' She looked him
straight in the eyes aud murmured, 'You may
have it if you want it, All the rest of the
evening he ordered if he was the victim of a
lean vnar propoca1 = Nnrrictour HoroJd