The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-11-18
LIGHT LINES.

goat ranche
Bsy" Weaver now sings "See that my
Graves Kept Green"
B&r"rhe coming cold wave" has arrived
and is now on exhibition.
H&y" The epzootc has coupled on to the
Denver street car animals.
R$S" Nince pies are rsisin' the mischief with
natures sweet repOss as Thanksgiving grows
apace.
Bes~ Coal dealers remember how the ice
man has had his day, and both go up and
smile
R4-A Kentucky female baby, born since
the late election, has been named Miss Jefiie
Davis.
US" All brutes do not reason. He that
occupies two seats in crowded car has lost
the art.
BSs"The striking of our town clock
although hourly, is weakly heard. This is
palmer than the face of it.
Bar Paper is worth six cents pound in
Peru until it is made into money. Then it
deprecistes about fifty per cent.
Bar Beecher and Ingersoll shook hands in
New York short while ago, and now some
of Beecher's flock want to shake him.
B6Y" When preachers seek to impress their
hearers that life is short, they should not for
get it in determining the length of their SER
mons.
pF There Isl painful scarcity of chick
ems in MARKET and yet the Methodist confer
ence has got through with only one days
work.
gS@It is such a great "re.leaf" to find
something besides politics in the newspapers
that people spring up occasionally and ex-
claim "too fresh"
arLibby prison was sold at auction al
Richmond last week. If this sort of bust.
neas keeps on the republicans will have to
mend the bloody shirt
BtaS~ We have received communication
entitled "Swindling Land Agents" Any
man that is smart CROUCH to swindle real
live, genuine land agent will come to some
good end yet.
g&- Bob Toombs' tone has changed.
Please excuse the near approach to a dole
full punl He has quit eating red-hot Bour-
bon democracy ana gone to advocating cot
ton factories in Georgia.
BaS~ The New York press are complaining
that their fashionable people who 60 to the
opera have bad habit of chatting inces-
sanity. If these people were not fashionable
the d. p. would 10 shouting "put EN- out"
@ar The young highwaymen who met with
buckshot reception Tuesday evening
near the city should be warning
TO our youth who read dime nov
els and the 81. Louis Globe-D Democrat.
Ge1N Uncle Dick Thompson has been in one
storm during his naval career, anyhow. It's
the storm raised about his ears for emitting
TO invite the admiral, vice-admiral and other
leading officers of the navy to the recent
naval review off Fortress Monroe This has
crested great stir in army and navy circles.
BeS~Grsni, Coukling and Arthur have ac-
ceptet invitations to Jubilee supper" to be
given at Newark, N. j., on the evening OF
Nov ~. But we suppose they will be well
supplied with sntidotes for the "lightning"
they will smile upon after going from the
United States TO the seat of the "jubilee
supper"
paJr How to eat oranges at table is still q
vexed problem with refined people. The
fact Is, that to solve the problem properly
one must be born and brought up III the
tropics. Your West Indian bosuty will not
lose drop of the delicious juice Of the fruit,
and yet charm you by the way in which it
passes her lips.
psS~A Fort Worth man who had been un.
successful in boring an srtesian well,
drowned his sorrow in the flowing bowl. On
going home his wife lectured him on intoxi.
cation, and exclaimed: "Oh, that | could
wiring tears of anguish from your eyes" To
which the hardened wretch hiccoughed:
"Tain'tant no use, old woman, to bo.bore for
water here"
RS Ayoung woman, rather prepossessing
In appearance, but possessed of consid-
cradle growth Of beard, is once q week
visitor to barber shop at Clinton, GA. She
takes her seat in chair. just like man, and
quietly submits her face to the lather brush
and razor. Showmsn have tried to induce
her to travel asa bearded woman, but she
scornfully rejects their offer. She don't 70
crazy over "lovely mustache," either.
f6-An institution, somewhat similar in
its management, and equally as trescherou.
IN its dealings as the recently exposed Bos-
ton Ladies' bank, is found in the Ladies'
mining and stock exchange" Of 28 Union
Square, New York. The manager of the
latter concern, Mrs. NJ. K. Warren. appears
to be fully as tricky as her famou, conten.
porary, Mrs. Howe. After holding out delu.
sive promises TO her lady depositora and