The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1880-05-07
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Clippings.
Eight candidates for sheriff OF
EdgeGeld and only one township
heard from I:!|I.DJ I'D
---"Who clipped Whitakcr's ears 2"
will soop take, its place on the shelf
with 'Whd struck Billy Patterson ?"
The wayrto acquire good memo. i.
Iies battle. your head in IIanraliica-
Observation-Disclosures three times Il day.
If Senator David Davis is to be
y Presidential candidate, Il very stout
political. platform will be needed for
him to stand on.
Rev. Justin Fulton is authority
for the statement Of Fred. Grant, "no
ID nggcr should ever graduate
from West Point"
"A Wisconsin girl broke Off her
engagement because her lover had no
romance. She wanted TO he married
on stills, and he wouldn't agree.
An exchange speaks of the ere
boomitiza!ion" of Grant. The fine
for shooting the English language full
of holes has got to be increased.
---rhe woman who was caught out
in e slower with her new bonnet on
and no umbrella TO shelter it, can
never he persuaded that the rain was
needed.
Socrates very late in life under
n in nj ln>,
cal Instruments. 1t would seem fl ON
this that there were some grounds for
his execution.
-"Therc is 4 time for cvcrything."
In business time is money in music
1t is measure for measure; in the
pawn shop il is necessity and in the
turnkey it is "stunin."
ut is astonishing how full four
can fill church pew, made to ac-
commodatc six, when one they dent
like comes along the aisle cn1uiring-
ly looking,ipria place to sit down.
One reason why L"adville has no
schools is because all the school
ma'ams who go there find husbands
beLweth2 tie depot and the hotels,
and don't care I cent whether school
keeps or not.
When Il California editor gets
ready TO call cQtcmporary Il 'prc-
varlcator' some other word Of
little highcr2prooi-hc is always care
full tosiirst tell the foreman the style
Of funeral notice hc wants.
Tile. waves ofa woman's landkcr
chicfhaves wrecked the life OF many
man, says an exchange. And it
may beremarkcd that the waves OF
womanssEhand Without the serchicr,
have wrecked many small boy.
-The .Qnecn Of Spain has sent an
autograph letter OF thanks 10 Il Ban
gor young lady in return for num-
Der oppressed autumn leaves. A five
cent penwipcr would probably draw
an autograph letter from the King of
Spain.
If all the fifteen puzzle sold dur
ing tho past few months were laid in
Il single row, they would reach twice
around the word-buL it is hoped
they viii not bc laid that way, for too
II utlr time has been wasted on the
nggravation already.
A man told his friend that he
had joined the army. What regi- !
mcnt? asked his friend. Oh, don't
mean that; mean the army Of the
Lord. All, what church The Bap-
lists. Why, was the reply, that's not
the army; it's the navy.
The business bonn doesn't seem
to have reached Confederate bonds
yet, Notwithstanding the scrcamsomc
quality of stalwart editorials on the
subject twelve bonds, amounting to
$4,000, sold for 81 at brick-a-b brac |
auction.in New York last week.
In little family discussion, the
other day, the madam remarked,
somewhat tartly: "When | marry
again" 81 suppose you will marry
FOOL interrupted the husband.
"Beg your pardon," said she, 81 will
do nothing of the kind. l prefer n
change" The lord and master wiltcd.
The members Of Young ladies'
debating society Of Troy have dccid-
ed in favor Of long courlship. Level
headed girls! Observation has taught
them that there is q wonderful failing
off of CONNECTIONS. balls, carriage
rides, and opera, when courtsllip ends
and the stern realities Of married life
begin.