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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
LA MONTE.
I.AMoNrH, August 2

LAMoNrE, August u.
| there were sui xCuT.iUI d, keis soI.i
IN Sedslis from 'hi- office yesterday morn
ing.
1T Is s,ili very dry here, and Stock va.
ter u Rriting scarce. Some are digging
sells, Others are tsIkinx of digging sn.i
nov ss the rain hxs not come they will have
to do 20.
F, Some young men from the country ran n
horre race Oa the stTe~ts here this week ior
. dollar aud . half. Squire Harrison,
thinking that VA not According To Is~
AMI order, arrested and tined ihrm live
dollars each. Tor violsiion IL Law. This Il.
the way to atop such proceedings.
The farmer. are still busy preparing
their land for wheat. A very large acre
age will he sown this fall, and rome Of tn.
farmeTs viil pat out - tn 10 sores, while
cone are preparing frou, one hundred Ia
three hundred and fifty. The largest acre
age that Ne have heard of b. one farmer
u the amount last .bove named.
There Is Considerable feeling, both
Says, here in regard io the es-~ III ihni.
Hainlivs, Tor disturbing the peace and dig
"'sy os soe psScVs Suss W. tutbk trsrc u
probably too much said aud done about ~.
hoseser, j. viii con,- up l.-fore Squire
Clark, al S<dslis. next Tuesday, where
justice will be administered.
Dr.. L. +. Campbell. of Poiu, Pleasant,
Va, has bonght nut Dr A. r. Jsyn.s. in
this place. He con'emplsies arriving here
about the first Of September, making th;-
his home snd entering on the practice of
his profession II once. Dr. Jaynes will
90 10 Kansas where he hiss PURGE .sed
farm. and will live, - he ,hisks. in IN.
garden Of the world. We. his m.ov
frientis. will be sorry To p.rt With him
here.
-Nos Lsaonte has the prospect If hsv- |
ing one OF the county judges aimee the re- |!
publicsns have made their Hell, nou-
,nse. for the petition. We have no, We,
heard of his acceptance, but hope We will. |
for his chsnces sre very good. Although
he 10 rather radical In his views, hut in
lhis posision hs can do ~ M hsrm and
gill look TO our hest ,niersass. We think
HE cbseces Of success are very good, n.
here knows him .nd nearly all
sill support HIN.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Psrilous Predicament OF Q Young
Lady-Nsrrow Escape From IN
Unrmely Wind Up.

Last evening just % the sun bsd rolled
doc" hts sleeves. "knock@d "a, frou,
work, nnd prepared to roll into his
Pre-umesbiy viriuous couch. .o. the
mosquitoes" bexan burzisg around him
and the katy dad. struck up their noc,ur.
nal melodies. = EAz"o representative "a.
siroiiins along enc ol S~.iali.. me-,
sri-tocrsiic STREETS.
a iu~cious leaking ,.nng lady. xh.
was swinging ia = hammock, which I1,,us
suspended from .n apple ,r--. n-ar he,
reri.isnc~.
Sh- attempted io get out 81 ,Is- ham.
mock, but in rolling ov~r the ~,lr.
caught her f-ri asa Ih- ne, work, her body
rolled o"i, and xrsvitsii.u pulled he,
heal down. aud there she hung su.,~,d.,
aud inverted. right hefor. The HAns,
mis-iOnary.
She called Lx help.
Just then along came . c.i,orirur anal ,
bar tender.
lie 81 the BAzo, NAYS "Iei's r~-cu,
her, anil catching uS = bug sidewalk
board "a" knot holes in iD, aud holding !,
before his eyer. that he might not b. .s
indrlicsi- .. Q" he gazing nj her. he
m"ds-iiy stepped up near her and .si.i
Miss IL the blond running 10 your head
." suct quantity. a. To t- frsueht with
immetiiai. danger Ia you -
kefore she c"nId reply the cul,,ost-ur
e'"rht 'he BAzoO man, aud Pnllei him
away Ard said, "let her alone, hammsrss
are an imPious inv~uiion," he ss.eu lsi.,
oh hrs hat, put On his gl.>ses, aud CHANGING
earDr-ily iowsrd her said, 1.-THE B.s mite
all the tin- holding the tpsrd up in front
at him, and the bar tender hiding behind
a ireeI 81 have bern . collnrisur nov
Tor NIGH onto twenty years aud I never
saw sn ii"Pions invention used bat what
was followed by special Judgement"
The young Isdy struggled to he free; the
coiporienr caught hold of the hammock
aud -i~sd"d II saying, I'll Just assist
Providence ia getting his work in on this
Judgment" aud refused To allow her Ia re-
lease herself.
Aud there he held her and all the psei,v
embroidery on the ~eIt-coI0re,i hosiery Vas
catching the dust, and being Ian,s.si w the
sun beam-.
The pilgrim continued: 'rh- R,hI.
don'i approve Of that fancy work an
hosiery. neither Ruth, Reb-oca" - here
the .allaniry Vi the newspaper man aud
bartender conid nu longer stand the inso
ienc- Of the csipor,eur. aud both rushed up
tstiil holding boards IN from, ii them, one
hoard heing large enough for both Of them }
released the lady, and forced the MGR ziory
tract vendor io leave the premises and &C.
COMPANY ihsSs up street.
The BAzD has no words of 'cen-ure
.isish enough Ia do Justice ~ the in,ieli-
cacy 81 that coIporseur.
When they arrived nj . safe distance
this side of the house the newspaper man
backed the coiporienr up against the fence
and with a,-hing eye traeicaI:v asked ::
Modesiy where Is thy blush? Shame
where Is thy crImson hu~?"
The colpor,@ur -heepishlv said. 81 have
forgotten just where did leave il, sir.n-
ger"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
The Bouquet Nlpper.

Now il came to pass recently that a
dsshing belle of Sed.iis places beautiful
bouquets near the front gate Of her resi-
dence, 10 assist her in making ''ma-hes" in
the love business. One "Bsngo" lights on
to the game, and comes along ahead of the
"Adouis" and nips the bouquets. This is 10
notify the said 'Bango" that IL lac persists
in 'pinching" those bouquets on hi- way
to dinner. there will be a case Of collar
Ology.
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DUAL DEATH.

srecis. Dispatch 10 the Bazoo.
pleasant HILL, Aug. 81.
4 very strange and wonderful sfirsy
took place six miles east OF here; AT Sira.s-
burg, to-day, IA which merchant at that
place. named Siokr-, aud another man
whose name cannot h. obtained, got inio
An ailrsy and each shot the other, and
report SAYS both are dead IL IL said IN a,
one or both we're intoxicated.
Sirsssburg n station ara the Pacific
railroad. and has no telegraph oi,,.-.
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Texas Humor.

galveston N"H-.
Married. man I'VE have got splendid
PAIR 81 twins over nj our hou-e.'
Old B,ch-'I think abont that like G;,s
R'hsrts does ah"n, immixrsnt..'
What thsr,'
wouldn't give a dollar . head f,r all
the immigrants that come into Texa- thar
way'
i I'm no, Offering them ior SALE
II LEMONADE HEALTHY.
gentleman Who has been in the ha,i,
oi taking several drinks day at y lemon
sde stand. under the Impression tina, the
beverage wss conductive to heslth va sur
psised when the boy demanded ten instead
of hve Cents, the regular price.
What in the reason Tor charging the ~x-
ira i've cent?
We'll, said the hoy, csn.iiily, you re
you are the only regular customer VITO
'""t Land up With the collie, ami I've got tn
make up the difference ofl OF somebody.
Coh-i'ierin the health You enjoys, YOU
ought not To grumble at anything
IMPORTANT REVELATIONS.
R<p"r,er-'l had a very important in
terview With Col. Sosndso the other day.
Did he enable you to get an insight into
state p"li,ic-?'
'Ion ju.t bet that he did, he treated four
times
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Cured Of DRINKING.

a young friend Of mine W. csred oil
m lnsstisble. thirst for liquor, which hsd
90 prostraaed hin hat he was unable 10
do any bsais& He vas sssireiy cured
by the use OF Hep Etten. Il .llsyed ali
that burning thirst took sssy che appetite
for liquor made his ssrvss siudy. cd -
hes remaiaeds euhss n .sass1y-u.e ~
more thaa to year.. nd be- no desiSe q
return to bis eups: fknow Of number Of
Others ihas bsve Nm cpsia # ds,stiss By
n."-From Heading r. r. Official. Chr.
csgo, m-1j~es.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

party a Boonviiliane were in attenj!
ance At Barnsm's circus Friday night. The
following named we're of the excursionists
MIR. H. G. Bell and son, Mr. and Mrs. C.
II. Allen, Mr.. and MR.. II. NJ. Tompson.
Mr.. and M. SPeed Stephens. Miss Maria
Martin. ~. c. Heard. john r. Walker, s.
w. RsveneI, Henry Hofmsater, Geo
Miller, Charley CaIverton, John Dom
tadt and Alex. s ,mhart. Of BoonviiIe.
DIR. r. w Dwight aud son, Pleasant
Green, Nat. r. H,rris, of Harris station,
and Charlie Long, Of Pilot Grove.
They returned home on the owl train
that night.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

The Koob Nosier Gem Of I hurslsy SAYS

The Koob Nosier Gem Of thursday says
The camp meeting now in progress will
continue over Sunday, the 22d. From the
beginning the attendance hxs been enc0ur
aging and the interest good. Quite num-
Ter have been converted and still there are
exrDes, seekere at the altar. There have
been present and laboring in the meeting
the following named ministers: R-ve.
Tu,tIe, Ing. Anderson, Dsniel, Miller. Gil
iesp'. Jones. Besley. Henderson and Porter
10 addition to these R=vs. J. n. Pierce and
s. Alexander are looked for. Everyhody
10 cordially invited to attend the meetings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Pass the pork and beam, dear mother,
For I'm hungry ~ hog;
True. had . picnic dinner,
Sitting on IN ancient log,
But Adolph was there. dear mother,
And I fain would have hun think
I am Of ethereal make Or,
For. 0sWms, he's got the chink:
So only ate mone;
Of 4 dainty frosted cake.
And . peanut. aud . rsisin,
Gave all solii grnb the shake.
Pile the provender around NE,
For In fsmishing. BY gum!
Amt this ham and beans deliciou.?
OIL yum, yum yum, yum
The penalty al success IL 10 l,e bored By
he attentions cf people Who used 70 snuh
rou -Ex.
Please pass the penalty.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

II you tell 4 woman tEst you know 9
secret, yet refuse 10 reveal il to her right
at once, che will hang around .fter you
for two weeks, trying toifnd ont what it is.
A young man in Sedalia was 40 rash re-
crnt!y NJ 20 make auch statement TO three
Of the most accomplished and teastiful
young ladies Of this city. They kept tag
ging after the poor fellow, giving him 20
rest, until life here became no uncomfortable
TO him that he packed his collar box and
skipled for the Black hills, wiser ard a
'worrieder" youth.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

The following are the arrivals nj Ho,~
to-day:
T h Mcdonald, 81. LOUIS.
J X King, Prairie Hone.
II Eiridge, New Orleans.
NJ J Cro.hy, Missouri P.cific railroad
q 4 CruihIy, Nosborn-.
} f. Wilcox. K.n-as City.
Il NJ Scott, Ciin'on.
Rule Liicher, Marshall.
> Payne, Salt Fork.
" r Mayi-ld, MsrrhaiI.
q r H-rvey, FxirSili..
" Yo-i, Jefferson City.
i u Rust. 81 Louis.
7 q Raichciifi, ..
T. u Fuller,
Wade Csny, 81. joe.
Is / Arl,Icki~, I"
Miss A McDrrmon, 81. Ch.ri-s.
Miss Hattie Harms, NJ ,rshaIl.
w + Williams, Macon City.
II & Lee, Kansas City.
EGG Tayier,
w J Scott, 90
u Smith, HoIsionis.
" CnIp.
W II Harter, Dallas, Texas.
II Il Harvey, FAirview.
II q Fray and lady, MsrsbsIi.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Sixteen years is indeed long period
bot nevertheless, Mrs Angus,ina E;tanser
Of Plsin6eid. n. J. suffered with Chronic
headache for this space OF time, when she
procured a bottle Of II ambure Drops w..icI,
helped her more than all the doc,or..
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Driving Pack.

SEASON tickets for driving n Sicher
park. are new on sale At the hotel, corue,
Third and Ohio ssreets.
7-sdat SacaEs Baos.' Proprie,ors.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
A Greater Discovery Than Rloc-
tflcity.

have spent over two thousand dolisr-,
said J. d. L. Harvey, E-q., of Chic.eo. to
cure my vile Of rheumaiism. Two bottles
Of 81. J.cohs Oil accomplished vhs, ell
the medical treatment and other ,emesiie.
failed TO effect. regard il ~ . greater
discovery than electricity and boon 10
The human rsce.-Cxicayo Ti6me.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Once Again

| come before yon, Offering any and all
mskes OF sewing machines At the lowest
prices. Come and see my stock before
buying. Respectfully,
=. A. WRIaHr.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Please pass the renalty.

-Conoves Bros. are doing . land Office
businers. They cold during the last verk
three organs. one melodeon, ,vo pianos. Q
act Of band instruments. end good lot OF
other goods - veil. A good showing for
new house during doll times. d&w
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Ouch I

The aelon-eolic days have como
The sadd~si Of the year,
When stomschs swell out like = drum
Add owners veil, oh dear"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Pianos tuned to order by 6rst-c'as'
tuner. Instruments moved'vithous injury,
ON = patent truck, by Conover Bros.
d&W
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st. Louis and Chicago.

When the Supreme Lodge ofuhe World.
knights of Prtnias assemblies In thls city
next week, We must show the universe Ard
the crowned hesds of Europe how To take
care Of crowd.
ST Louis could have taken in the
crowd that hss foundered Chicago thi.
week and maint. aimed composure equal
10 that If the cat that devoured the canary
hird.-I"a Dispatch.
St. Louis papers have bitten off n good
s,zed chunk ia attempting 10 convince tLei'
readers by their special kilograms from
Chicago that The hotels Of that city Were
unable to accommodate the crowds al
Knights Templar that thronged the city
and that they we're neither lodged nor fed
1t is feared that the chunk will siick In
their throat and never get low enough 20
that the gastric Juice cAn get grip GA ii
and digest it, Its csse OF too much
chunk for the size Of chewing and digest
i've organs.
A BAzOO reporter Was informed by 8
knight Templar WHO attended the Chicago
conc ave, from this city, that the Palmei
House alone fed % 900 persons for supper
one evening during the conclsve. The ides
of going hungry ia Chicago would be like
going thirsty in s.. Ioui--not the fault OF
the city, but Of the individual or his peck
ct book
Opening the Indian Territory.
Capt. l.. ID. Payne, arrested for An al
legged violation of the federal laws govern
ing intercourse with the Indian territory
west of Ara ansas. arrived III ursday ai Forl
Smith in custody Of the United States m :r-
shai and will be tried before Judge Parker,
of the western district court of Arkansas,
whose jurisdiction covers Oklahoma. Payne
denies any intention 10 effect settlement
by whites of any territory now aiiotied TO
Indian tribes, but claims that II OO0, 90 oi
acres acquired by treaty from the Ch.-o.
KEGS, Cre-ks and other tribes west Of the
9Th meridian is public land open
to settlement and purchase by any
citizen under the general system III the
government. This Is the question
involved and to he determined by Payne
trial. The people on the frontier
and through X ansss, Missouri, and sdioin-
ing States, will take the liveIiest interest
in this case. The question TO be decided ia
il ia whether or not for the ,resent white
settlers shall be barred from that territory.
which includes some of the mos; fertile
lands in The world, aud that land be u-ed
only BY nomadic tribes who will no: cuiti-
vate and develop its resources whether 4;
shsll be farm or a hunting ground; an
abode of civilization or ssvsgerv; gar
den or q Wild
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
What The Baaoo Would Like 10
See.

What The ba9oo Would Like 10
"A corset steel away.
DR.. ranner's stomach.
The golden gates . ar.
The last rose Of August.
The ward poiiticisn-qusrtered.
The p.rdoning power restricted.
Every s.anderous tongue paIsied.
"A better paper than the EunsciLl.
Argus.
-Sedalia get up frst-class democratic
barbecue.
The man Who doesn't read this paper.
and is happy.
Harmony in church choirs and peace
in brass bands.
Another elegant bouquet gracing our
sancium table.
That man who is going 40 days
without q drink.
Who the young Sedslia gentleman is,
who wears corsets.
Pen feather orators endowed with
sense enough to know when 70 close.
The largest crowd even Iern in centra.
Missouri, at tue Sed.lls Exposition.
How much longer red hair will con
tinue being the rage with society ladies.
A young lady who reads The daily
papers. and Is not practical and shrewd.
Pearl river disinfected, or run some
where else than beside the BAzoo building
Hog prevented from running on the
streets, and sidewalks aud in the stores
of Sedxiia.
How soon journalists will begin TAX
ing vacations as preachers aud other
''eolij muido0Ds" do.
A joll,er or happier crowd than the
BoOnville sxcursionists to BaInum's show
in this city on last Friday.
Who the wealthy Sedalisn was, whose
pockets we're picked last Friday, but who
vas TOO proud q report il to the police.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Prof. Goilmei'e's French kidney Pad
cnres b, absorption, oil diseases Of the hid
neys end urinary organs. Try j.. For
sale BY Aug. Fleischmaon. druggist, corner
Second sod Ohio street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24
Well Done.

Daring the stay of BArnum's show in
this city about ninety circus employees
stopped at the Garrison, which together
with boarders and transients made total
OF 25O persons, who were dieted that day,
by that hotel. They we're all waited on
promptly on sitting down At the tshIe,
notwithstanding the rush. There II no
better managed hotel in central Missouri
nor any. where large numbers OF
guests Can be stored away, or taken care
of, in rs fret class style, with ~ little
parade and confusion.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

Blind Tom has been s,ud,iu. with
1o-' f"xnansk,. The New Yosh pian,s, ,nr.
"s "e summer, and Is said to be improv
'"k very much thereby in hi. playing.
-M"e. S~xnin. the isvori,~ cen,,.I,o Of
'"e Emma Abbott company. Gas married
ID d. fillmore To q Mr.. Wallace. of Indiana.
AMI brother of lien. Lev wsii,ce.
Moonlight .~r~na.i.. are no~ ,h.. f,,h.
80" u" 'ai- eity- Soine &c the psrtir. com.
f'-eH "i i"dirs and yen ti~m~n. treat their
""''''"r. To delightful music, while other
.rir"A.ing -qu..is give birth to vrrv dole.
'ni Jackets.
Say. the Nr~ Yo,k Times:
wa woman hss bs~n driven To the
,e,f'o'r alternative of divorce or th.. STOVE.
''u' anu many fond mother has had he,
gray hairs brought down in sor,ov "a, M.
xf'vr, by the comet playing III tho-~ VII.
sn"r'd have been the defence ami supuos
OF the household.
The Queen City Guard band are prac
'ri"x almost necessarily. Their prac,ic,
room " quite near the BAz,o office. Al.
fesdy They make a far iess .ii.a .re~sbl.
n"'"e than when they hogan p..c,icins on.
month since. The uemh.r. are putting i,
their time and patience, and having III.
talent they are bound to he in short time
. hr.,-class hand.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

The baby'- hat friend >. the mo., An.
p''pr,"'e u'ie for Dr. Bulls Baby syrup.
u - absolutely Tree from Opium, Morphia
ami o'n~r poserfnl agents. is perfectly safe
s"d reliable un.ier all circumstances. and
by aiIaving 'he nsra' stomach b,wei dir
orders oi bah, ho'"i keeps the child from
irrii'"g AMI crying. So injuri"u- to it--Ii
end annoying so ali. Price - cents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-08-24

-Conover Bros are offering special in
inerments Z" buyers Gmring the balance Of
this month. dNw
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1880-08-28
A Walnut Greeubaeker

WALNUT TowSs1I,. NO., Aug. II
1880. EDITOR GRArHIC.Sir:-I motto
ed in the local news Of the Democrat
Aug. II the following: "Where, O, where
is the greenback par.y!"
Now l would ask the man Of stable
poli.cal views, what he was raatine
and swearing so at when certain
convention refused to fuse with the
democrats. There Mr., Democrat, you
could have found this lost party, or at
least its representatives refusing like
party of viii and sta m a
to be taken by the nose
and beaded in any di. ecsion its enemies
saw fit. And what makes this express
sion look so very ludic,ou Nh. Demo-
crat is that two years ago you claimed
10 be the iafhe.. of this infant and thai
you hera!ded the glorious news of its
bi-tn to Ben Butler and other able
states men, and now unable to identity
it? Pshaw! NJ. Democrat, it certainly
canuot be your offspring, as it does no.
appear o. act as such. for it stands up
to be counted among It's friends, and
no. among its enemies.
GRrrHR ACKER
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He Stoned His Paper.

He stop.ed his paper: he would not reat
Such laundering, villainous sheet:
o" the revisit contained he had no need
He could hear the news on the street
Only ten days later he sold his corn:
But he pounded his head full ofden4s
Wien he learned. after selling fol
twelve and a half,
II was quoted at forty-two cents.
And his farm was sold for taxes, because
He didn't know when they were due
And he bet Oh race three days after
date,
: Ia ie bet on the wrong horse, too
He W., fined nine dollars and seventy.
five cents
For going out shooting on Sunday.
For he did.l know, with no paper to
Whetile.. twas Sunday or Monday
He came 10 town. to the fourth of July,
But IL mad been over week,
Arl he felt so mad that he wanted to
cv.
Fo. he didn't know how to speak.
He ;lougilt that Grant was president,
And he never had heard Of Hayes:
L. We wory. and blunder, and trouble.
ald ei.
AiiOi lis weary days
So he care to town one summer morn.
Ard he signed for his paper again.
AID went back to his wheat and corn,
The haDp.esI man among men.