Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1880-02-13
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glib story, but he generally fails to
guard all his weak points. AT recent
trial in court the following took place
in attempting to prove an alioi:
Attorney S.-you say that Ellis
plowed for you all day on the both of
November?
Witness referring to his book Yes.
S.-What did he do on the 30th?
Vile chopped wood.
Son the 3Ist?
W.-That was Sunday, and we went
squirrel-hunting.
S.-What did lie do on the Sind?
Vile thrashed wheat on that day.
What did he do on the 33rd?
W.T. was raining, and lie shaved
out some handles.
S.-What did he do on the 34th?
Vile chopped wood.
S.-What did lie do on the?
But before the question could be
finished, the witness wife seized him
by the collar and whisked him outside
of the witness-box, yelling in his
atfrighted ear,-
"You old fool don't you know there
are only tLirty-one days in the month
of November?'
PRIVATE LIFE.--In large cities, one
knows little of the private life of bust
ness associates. At recent trial in
Brooklyn, n. y, in which u man
prominent for long time in tie polit
ical affairs of that city and we'll and
widely known. was defendant, the
question was asked of him whether he
nd "a lxy
regarded as bachelor, no suspicion
had ever been limited among his associ-
ates and friends of his being married,
and the CONSERVATION may be imagined
when he replied that be had wife and
family of children. 1t seems almost
impossible that such mystery could
be maintained by any man constantly
before the public, but such was the
case. The only explanation given i'll
excuse for such deception was that the
girl whom he had married was Of a
different religious faith from his own,
and his mother being passionately de-
voted to her creed, would never have
consented to receive "heretic as Il
daughter-in law. For the sake, then,
of keeping uudisturbed his mothers
affection, the man lived with uuac-
knowledged ties. Strange are the
mysteries of the affections.
APPLE MERINGUE PIE. - Stew and
sweeten juicy apples when you have
pared and sliced them; mash smooth
and season with nutmeg or stew some
lemon peel with them and remove when
cold; ill your pans and bake till done;
spread over the apples thick me-
ringue, made by whipping to stiff
froth the whites of three eggs for each
pie, sweoting with tablespoonful of
powdered sugar for each egg; flavor
this with rose or vanilla; beat until it
will stand alone aud cover the pie
three quarters of an inch thick. Set
back in the oven until the meringue is
we'll set. Should it color too darkly
sift powdered sugar over it when cool;
eat cold. Pouches are even more deli
clous when used in the same manner.
Doctor Ware says There is nothing
like tue health lift for the complete
waking up of every torpid molecule of
brain. liver and blood DR.. Ware
may be authority on these matters, but
II he wants to risk his reputation and
money on this championship for the
waking up of the molecules. we have Il
steel blue wasp, foaled in 1873, about
three-fourths OF an inch long tina: We
will match against the biggest health
lit in America. DR.. Ware can name
his own time and place, he to furnish
the health lift and We to furnish the
wasp. and We TO try the health lit while
the doctor tests the wasp. Or. while
the wasp tests the doctor, rs the case
may land in all human probability
willy be.-Hnckege.
Pope Leo scolis less than Pope Plus
did.