The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-04-29
WARS AND WHIMs.

WAITS AND WHIMS.
WHEN we say that painting is hor.
ribly executed, do we mean that it is
badly hung?
"SINa hey the merry bulldog and her
pa" is the way young man who went
to sss the maiden and didn't, put it.
AN American lady recently said that
she was going to Europe in thoroughly
artistic way to attend "the saloons Of
Paris"
FOUR million unmarried women in
the country, and ice cream quotations
steadily advancing. What is to be
done.
A DoTING mother labeled her pre-
serves, "Fut up by Mrs. D." Her son
ate them, and wrote on the labels, "Put
down by Johnny D."
CHS sermon was very good, but that
prayer, beginning with Our Father I
think he stole entire. know have
heard something like it before"
THE price of mince pies in Leadville
has fallen to forty cents each, at which
figure all the buttons found between
the crusts must be returned to the
waiter.
"HUMPHl'' said young gentleman,
at play with young lady, ri could
play the lover better than that myself"
81 would like to see you try" was the
naive reply.
IT is said that the Gar of Russia
never retires at night without looking
under the bed. His object in looking
N;hiI;st tbera
,.Au AZ. .nings come " Mim wno .I VII
W. MAN; Not mucI; me .enow INA.
borrowed twenty collars OF you last
sumner SUI. e VIII nos come 70 you II W"
~ s.ss-ae, 49, yuaIs :ouo, ,,
b Was suspect suspected i Of being Hi a fraud; AUDI
Scarce crumb was she able
But in t the e. back bas o nan,ry-o lavd,
A TEACHER in q nubl;c school in
Franklin N H onestion;no ! cIasa in
.I &c NJ
geography, asked: Where does The
Merrimack rise 2" and WAS nrOmntlv
..-..I .t lG JU-F'
answered.: OOWn DacK OF warren
Daniels barn."
pon
. :. Iosoos plas'efs were marKeo oownuo
n.teen Genus Dy Danoufy Druggist the
o.nel aay; 1nis Is much cheaper snan
an anoeisnlrt, 70 say notnlng ABOUT tne
saving IN wasnlng; ana you always
know where II If.
SOME people are born to i'll luck. An
oid woman VINO has pasted nearly hve
tnoasan1 meoical receipts IN a pook
curing X Inc pas! ioity years mas never
o; ooea - s;uS uay - nSr iiie' anu siie Is DE-
coming discouraged.
ONE OF our dry goods dealers adver-
tlses something new In corsets." We
40 not know what 1t can be that Is any
peter than what was in them before:
Not any new thing in corsets for us, IT
you piease.-PecEsSun.
LITTLE Rhode Island is sensible
enough to pass q law against pigeon
shooting -New Orleans Picayune. H'm,
vas The sbot psod to tor into otbar
Ano I1og uoou " eS"sool I.eo oSuoi
Stasss Mssss 20 oaa ;has Conne;cn1 do,a anu
sy. 1890 -. ,,,-. -.
N otea tha to.;st aaUns ;dn dke et k Sis.tn, t,.
And tuned i up her s,pn nose os 'ne IN dsrisaon
Made from the finest French I'd d5A-'e's'
Who'd have thought that her father sold 'tatersf
&c "A ana VINO dares 70 say thst ne didf ,r
rL AnS !I u.e luz VI na. uuei, VII.
Sns I:.a ..Ga. Sa, 'le cni1l !. ), W 1ne news
s'.n euis M GM uo o,' W. IrePiieu me
saIai.o.n. % Wy ~. y, a1se Gnere
onay M swo seSonds S.I @ IN IL: tveloics OF
cresse of e, ssierw % 'o0 ~ " '"oon ~
"Is +h;. 49,. ...; o., ...a .u.o,o-
40 g1ie My .lalcs asAeu a tIavelel
az az 1ne 9;s nsnsas I Iaclnc oepoe OF Younger.
aanI.t, IOH AnoT, now ous a.. guess aos' , WA was tne
uof uoun ttePlR see So ass ~. the the
o a;da .nd ~ Ino e~sa4 iu ~ Ss oIpaIy oI sne
H., H.. onu ~, - opeI 80; - @ -, 'ne
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