The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-05-11
Seuse and snupsrnse.

William Wilson wasSa Gepreisn who
died recr. tv ana lett lbs $4,000 estate
70 his iord1er slaves
A ponr tslker and a bad cigar are
alike; the m re you draw them out tue
worse they become.
mike, did you ever catch frogs 7"
.Yss. sorr." "What did you halt
wsih7" "Bats 'em wild 70 stick. svrr.
A Baltimore man was severely bitten
hysssnule Tue other tlav. (which is a.
sure sign that the mule had rheumatism
In lis hind legs
Irving to de business without adver-
tisiny h ike winklng at a girl in the
dark. Yau may know what you are do
ing, but nobody else does
The proper way tsl check slander is
10 cespise il attempt 10 overrake and
rsfuts j., and il will nutrun you, nay,
even involve YOU = Erchange
Tue New Haven Register says; Men
who d. not know how to arun . news
paper a. it ought to ep, are as scarce rs
men boon with wooden legs"
A little girl. who wrrts an essay on
the cow managed e., state before clio
ring that the seow Is the most useful
unimal in the world expect religion"
dad. Il il's so injurious TO smoke,
Why don't chimneys get sick and die p
The aentlenan merely replied that
he wished be had = srunk strap handy
sS Paw Paw Mich, claims possession of a
aolored msu who csn SET Gre to anything
nv hlowiag ON it. This is tue. latest
ssiempr to account for;tis open winter.
Three DAYS after habv is horn every
body says X tchetiy, keichstty," ;"
and digs its ribs with q fore finger.
Hercs the prevalence of IlI-tcmper in
adBlss.
Nov tell me csudidly, arss yoa gull:
W." asked Q LAWYER of his cliert, in the
county goal why. do yon suppose
l'ds be fcoi enough to hire You il ] was
innncent7s El
ssKind words can never die |" How
bitterly does man realize that terrible
rnih when be sees all the kindest words
he eyer saw in his life glsring at him
from bis published letters in breach OF
prsmise sui. saw a Fe
The Free Press prints tnurhiag b..
sle episode on Whist d ehiId's kiss could
dc. The scurrent beiiefin shis matter il
that it could get mans mu,lache all
molasses' and mill, and stuff eFs
The head waiter of hotel is the chap
Who comes to irqaire how you are GEL
ting along. after you have been served.
During the half hour you are waiting
for waiter he is not visible.
~But. Freddy, how cpulds you think
Of calling suntie stapid2 Go to her i'm
mediatslv, and tell her you are sorry /"
Freddy goes to auntie, and sa-s, "Annz
sic, am SO sorry you are 50 stupid. :
"why do 7on make promises,r ex-
claimed an irate creditor, "if you don't
expect 10, keep them 2" "Oh, cheek."
shou.ed the debtor .why do yoa make
goods when you do not want TO keep
,hem 7"
\
talk for ten MINUTES q: home without
asking ahout brunets, well go to an
operinp and sb after scandal and gossip
iar two hours, without booking at bit'of
millinery
A janior was heard TO remark on q
recent Sunday, after PrnfessoI--had
preached an eloquent sermon: That
WAS splendid sermon. Cad! A hun
dred and eighty single gestures and thir
teen douhe!''
Gentleman 10 lsav- -eI fear there win
ha = rush and we chant oet in . Lsdv
.-.Not oct ini What do Won mean !?
There are very few mstinees where I
nave exer f&,led TO eeti in. vithsuerseyer,
.nce an<]-- -ij,is bio shawl ujni,'
1sedS. Am E nn.,",n @ ,x.,asr '' '..s !
"...t ~ -, ~ ..u;sw;n dansral. nwhs,
makes vour nose 90 ed ?" . Plaz yer
honor = 'renIipd Pal. .I always hlnsh
when snake to q general officer"
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l u 1890 ss.s,j H. m lad Iii rall .nd hr.ol ~ a.
wss osrsd MIN am y be
nl;ea .I'me deucedlv afraid ne wont"
H.. hs.,ao bsr ON am old. sofa .na
= ors - ~ she v;re coils shots nm ,hro,uh
~. covsr;no nnnctpred bis aarmer.s
.na -sr, n among the nerves and tb;nos
Shs thonoht be was hecoming insane
.hen ne iumned az feet into the invisj-
HE ether ssd seIlsd athe sprino has
come, by Jose!''
Never condemn your nelghhor
unbeard. however many the accusation
against him LIVERY story has two ways
of being told, and justice requires that
you should hear the defence as well as
the sccusation, and remember that the
maIieu;ty OF enemies may place you in a
similar position
The mvsteriea Of a hahv,s toilet vere
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st - ss'ss ..s.,,., ~ - s.,ohea .na ha,h;n, n'
ss ss...s.,s a. 80 h;s i;rla s,aa;n WE
~ ii,,,s nouder hoy vas oaen, and The
49, br,sh mos ahout - ho nsed rndor.
.. M .ss hah.,s on;n ha avc,a;uaa !.
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