The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-11-16

Bs5~ London ladies admire Edwin Booth IS
eyes, but his his fare 'orrid."
Rslg- Texas takes the broad.horns on dem
ocratic msjorities.
BsS~ When an Ohio town gets full of
tramps it is considered au eat thing.
Bsg@ The opera critics in Texas are begin
ming to diet on maccaroni and garlic.
Ba~No, Miss Amelia; Sara Bernhard
don't paint those pictures in "Puck
R9~Every factory to be located in Dallas,
Improperly managed, will be satisfactory.
Bsg~The Mobile Register does not give up
the ship. 1t continues to spell nation with a
little 80"
Ra"The New York Sun wants more polit
lcal societies in Gotham. There's Tam-many
there now.
Rs5~ Grants roots are driven deep under
our whole bonanza structure Leadville
Democrat.
BsSnNow that ladies' hoops are around
again. there is a great demand for extra ca RS
on the railroads.
Bs9@"Who is this Bernharit anyhow, and
what's her rscord?" Il Maud 5. Answer:
She's maid it in 3.
Anna Dickinson's fsvorte exercise is
roller-skating, but sac always lights on her
feet when she falls.
G%BA The democrats of Wisconsin town
have organized club with declaration of
principles favoring Hancock for 1884
ksg" These moonlight nights are prema-
ture. The Italian opera expected here needs
just such nights as these in its business.
BSg"T The New York Star suggests that
Weaver be sent to ConstantinopIe as special
envoy to reOrganize the Porte's finances.
s@Bob Ingersoll is to be in Waco this
month. This probably accounts for so much
Warm weather mixed up with the cold in
this section.
Bsya We have received poem entitled
fs'Ihe Boys Back to Their Mother" We
haven't read it through, but suppose the old
lady gave their backs such warming as
they deserved.
B@50 Certain United States marshals in
Texas would probably confess, if pressed
very hard, that Conkling helped them save
tho country.
.sgsg-A bloodless duel was Fought" in
Now Orleans On Friday last The b. d., had
one good quality about it. 1t furnished y
good item for the reporters.
Rsg@ Garfield was Congressman, United
States senator, president elect and sn Ohio
MN on the Sd of this month, but the great
es. Of these Is Ohio man.
gsS~Auotuar Sew York man blew out the
gas IN MS bedroom few nights ago, and if
he s ever bothered with smelling sulphur
again, it won't emanate from gas.house.
Ia Havana, having learned that King Ali
fonso has child, will celebrate the news
the middle of this month with great perform
snces, including naval ball and lottery.
va" When an Indian doctor loses five pa
tients, the survivors of the tribe send him
after them to see what has become Of them,
After all, the Indians would. lose some ad-
vsntsges by civilization.
R@5" A large number of exchange fiends
are opposed to editorial rooms being located
higher than the second story of the building.
1t is that portion of the brigade who have
been wounded so badly they cant climb.
BeE"Gas chandeliers hanging Immediately
over hotel clerks may appear to those in the
upper stories to look like the Scintillations Of
scluster diamond pin, but upon closer ex-
animation the illusion is dispelled, and it is
not such blind IS would appear at first.
GsG' The Sedalia, No, Democrat observes
that New York is the precipice over which
democracy falls every four years into & po-
lilical hell of weeping, wsiling and gna'hing
of teeth. There must surely be a Messiah
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. somewhere balm
in Gilead.
Re25@ John Mackey, the mining millionaire
has in his employ at Carson, New, an ex-
pert named Maurice Hoefch, who always
offers to back his opinions by betting. This
annoys Mackey, who does not like to be dis
puted, and is further fretted by the fact that
Hoeaeh usually proves to be in the right.
nsJ-A gambler at Nsps, California, pro.
poses to "hew to the line, let the chips fall
where they may" The authorities having
closed his establishment, he constructed a
faro layout in form suitable for packing
in small satchel, and every day makes u
round of the stores, offices and residences of
those who wish to play.
Ba"New York Herald editorial entitled
"Greenbackism Cones" Of course all of us
wish we might have the right to print green
backs for ourselves, but as every one who
tries the experiment is put into the Jail Ms
soon as found out-no matter how rich he
may be 1t is useless to hope for legal attain
ment of such a privilege,