The Russellville Democrat., 1880-07-22
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 MIR. STURGEON has received from a daughter of Dr. Livingstone one of his sermons which was found among his fa- ther's possessions, bearing upon itsome words of commendation in the hand writing of the great explorer.
 "HARKi hear an angel sing," sang a l young man man outside township school exhibit on. "No, taint," shouted an old farmer in one of the back seats; its only my old mule that's hitched outside!" The young man broke down and quit. s
 A GENTLEMAN who recently lost much of his hair by fever was complaining of the fact to his barber, and bewailing that he was bald-headed man. "ies,n said the barber, "but now everybody will excuse you for going to see the bal let" ~sr s.5.sg, v4.. 5sss
 A STRANGER passing churchyard and seeing hearse standing hard by, in- quired who was dead. The sexton in formed him.. What complaint?"' asked the inquisitive one. Said the old man: -"TheIe is no complaint; everybody is satisfied" u i.
 THE Sun thinks the recollection of oysters eaten in old Fulton Market will give it a green place in New York's memory. If is comes to that the histo- rian may think of something on the vegetable stands that will hold niche in memory's corner.
 Do YOU sec that spring over there?" said settler in Arkansas to stranger. Uo11 I,of hr Ic. md it's so mighty powerful that the farmers horses about here that drink the water of it never have to be shod. The shoes just grow on their feet naturally" s
 s"Now," said. the examining physician to the unhappy pilot. "you must pick out all the reds you see." The pilot be- gan by grasping the professors nose, which was worsted. "That will do," said the professor, "your certificate is y."-New Orleans Picdyune.
 A MARRIAGE has been arranged be- tween the Hon. Amo Cochran Baillie, eldest daughter of Lord Lamington, and the Marchese Mobile Vitelleschi, an Italian nobleman who belongs to one Of the most ancient families of Rome, and is himself one of the Senators of the Forum. Aaidw kaa8s .eflsni sf dS5@.
 THE Marquis of Ripon and DeGray. is the greatest peer in the point of rank who ever filled the office of Viceroy; no Knight of the Garter has ever before served the Crown ill. India, and there rank of Cabinet Minister except Lord Canning. st anpsssl~g si eol 80a x8l
 ROBERT GATES, of Derby, Conn.,, has just taken large needle from the neck of his cow. It had been taken in with the animals food. The animal doubt less found it in haystack, which shows that a needle can be found there,P not withstanding the prevalent opinion to the contrary.
 MR. ToM TAYLOR defends Mdlle. Bern hardt's Phedre. He says eRachePs act ing in. this part was intense and terrible, but it was less womanlike, less sympa- thetic, less entrdnante than that of Mdlle. Bernhardt. The latter's performance is described as artistic, self-conslstent, beautiful and pathetic. AaA S THE poor man, struggling heroically with the hard problem of life, finds many incentives to honest endeavor, but rarely one so souEinspiring as the spec tacle of a five hundred dollar piano be- ing moved into the house of man he has been for months vainly endeavoring to collect a two-dollar bill on.--Fahon Tunes. g.sa s7s,-aepa.A ,mslsa.W
 AN Irishman who had pig in his possession was observed to adopt the constant practice of filling it to repletion one day and starving it the next On being asked his reason for doing so, he rephed:- Och, sure, and isn't 1t that l like to have bacon with strake O fat and strake O lane equally, one after the t'other?'' ocgaNg ThsyeeeH sam l'
 THE London Telegraph, in giving a sketch of Gen. Longstreet, says: No brayer and stouter soldier ever marshaled his division and led it right onward against the foe than this Minister whom-subject to confirmation by the Standardization Hayesis about to send to Turkey as representative of the United States"
 AN orang-outang lately exhibited at Munich amazed people by it's. skill on the violin, until one evening doubling visitor stuck penknife into 1t, and, as this had no effect, pulled it's taiL which came of, bringing along piece of hide, The disguise had defied detection for a week The wearer was the father of the exhibitor of the prodigy. w v aa3s