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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
Soldiers, Association /.

At meeting of the Allen County
Soldiers Re. union Association, the fol-
lowing proceedings were had. NJ. H.
Donoho, chairman Of the temporary COM
mittee, stated the object of the meeting,
and Hon. E. II. Funston chosen Presi-
dent with Vice Presidents as follows:
Geneva township, T. L. Elliott; Deer
Greek, NJ. NJ. Hart lola, John Walters ;
Usage, H. Smith Marmaton, G.. H.
Requa; Humboldt, G. Dewitt; Salem,
L. B. Persons; Elsmore, James Ard ;
Cottage Grove, G. G. Lewis; Secretary,
H. d. Smith; Treasurer, P.S Likes.
The above officers were constituted an
executive committee with power of call
ing meetings and doing such business as
may come properly before the Associa-
ton. Executive committee appointed
April Sd, 1880, at Longs Hall, Hum.
boldt, Kans., at 10 m. as the time and
place of next meeting. Chairman of
committee on constitution and bylaws
called a meeting of that committee to
take place at lola Court House the third
Saturday of March, 1880, at 10 a. m.
The following resolutions we're adopted:
Resolred, The soldiers aud sailors of
Allen county, Kansas, in convention as.
sembled, to their comrades everywhere
greeting
WHEREAS, The war of the Rebellion
is now thing of the past, and that relic
of barbarism, "Chattel Slavery" no
longer an institution of the Republic,
and,
WHEREAS, The Government and I'm.
ion were preserved, and that great char
ter of our liberties, the Constitution of
the United States, expressly guarsn tees
to every American citizen, not only his
civil liberty and personal rights, but Sc.
curing to him and his posterity forever
the rights of elective franchise, therefore
Resolued, that the object of this Asso-
citation is pre.eminently social reunion
of the soldiers and sailors of Allen coun-
ty, Kansas
The Secretary was instructed by vote
of the Association to request the county
papers to publish the proceedings of this
meeting.
On motion adjourned to meet at Longs
Hall, April Sd, 1880.
NJ. H. DoNoHo, Pres.
Henry D. Smith, Sec.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
Executors Notice.

Notice is hereby given that Letters Testament
airy have been granted to the under. ignest on the
Estate Of Mary Beatty, late of said County, dc =
ceased by the Honorable, the Probsbne Court Oh
day Of February A. d. lSs6. Now all persons
having claims against the said Estate, are hereby
notified that they must present the same 10 the
undersigned for allowance, within one year from
the date of said Letters, or they maJ be preclud-
ed from any benefit Of such estate; and that ii
such claims be not exhibited within three years
after the date Of said Letters, they shall be for
ever barred.
WM. A. ROSS, Executor of tho
Estate of Nary Beatty Deceased
February 2lst, 1880. IONS
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given, that letters of adminis-
tratiOn have been granted to the undersigned on
the estate of James Carpenter, late of said
county, deceased. by the Honorable, the Probate
Court of the county and State aforesaid, dafest
the 18th day of February, \. ID. lSsO. Now all
persons having claims sgainst the said estate, are
hereby notified that they must present the same
year from the date Of said letters. or they may
be precluted from any benefit Of such. estate; and
that if such claims be not exhibited within three
years after the date Of said letters, they shall be
forever barred
s 81 Il G4 I. PkxckGs;R1DcE, Eseo"tor'-
February 9Th, lSSO.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
$500 Reward,

WE will pay the above reward for any case of
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache,
Indigestion, Constipation or COstiveness we
cannot cure with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills,
They are purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sugar coated. Large boxes,
containing 30 Pills, p cents. For sale by ali
Druggists. Beware of cOunterfeits and imta-
tiOns. The genuine manufactured only by John
G. WEST 4 CO., 1.-THE Pill Makers, - Isl 4 1872
w. Madison ST., Chicago. Free trial package
sent by mail prepaid OH receipt of o cent stamp.
For sale by Il. b. Stevenson, lola, Kansas,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
Money Money!! Money!!!

Ifyou want to borrow money from
one to five years time, Nth or iOithout
commissions, at low rates and in sums
from 500 up, call on, Neosho Valley
Land Agency.
GEO. A. BOwLUs, Manager.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
H0 r. For all Diseases of.the Throat and
Oo0 Lungs the
GREEN MOUNTAIN

Used in private practice since 1856 Put before
f fas public Psid In COUGHossss , psssR
and One Dollar. Sample bottles 10 cents All
Druggists fk RseP RI + for sale. BIZ LS.A.M.
O. G. Day 4 Bracket, Sole Proprietors
Sold by Jno: ", Scott, lola, rs,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27

Allen Center School.
The following is the result of the writ
ten examination of the Allen Center
School held the 10Th and goth of Feb:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
SUBSCRIPTION Receipts,

The following named parties paid the
amount set opposite their names, on SUBJ
scription to The REGISTER, for the
week ending February 25, 1880:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27

Department Roll of the Stony Point
school, Dist. No. so. Special notice for
good behavior for the month ending Feb.
20, 1880: Ella Jennings, Dave Jones,
Minnie Jennings, Rose Jones, Edith
Thompson, Clara Jones, Ned Thompson,
Oscar Rogers, Eva Thompson, Chiltie
Mclaughlin, Dora Rogers, Belle Thomp.
son, Anna Mclaughlin, Lille Branden-
burg, Homer Thompson, Nelson Daugh.
tiers, Melvin Brandenburg. George
Broughton, Orlenia Norman, Tellie
Brandenburg, Lizzie Daughters.
RosEALIND S. DAUGHTERS, Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
Letter List.

Letter LlSCs
List of letters remaining id the postof.
flee at lola, Kansas, Feb. 81, 1880:
Carter. Henry Lane, J NJ
Counrod, Adam Lawrence, Hiram.
Dickinson, B Sprangle, D NJ
Ferris, Dwight Sherman, VIM
Harry, Charles .Streckler, WI
Harkness. Rev John Young, Frank w.
Persons calling for these letters please
say advertised"
G. NJ. SIMpsoN, Postmaster.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

A. BARNETT,
OCCIDENTAL BARBER SHOP, lola, Kans
~ Fashionable Hair Cutting, Shaving, Sham.
pooling and Dyeing. One door south of COlbOrn' &
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27
J. w. CLARK.

BRICK YARD.
Dogs & JONES will be prepared to con-
d struct any building made of brick, in the
spring. Give us a call.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-02-27

tsuU ALCcuGiOu W Vic Work W0ltc yO0 are
at it, it will pay you if you do not get
any more money for it. You are train.
ing yourself for future usefulness. Just
as you ate now, so you will be in future.
If you 10 your work we'll now you will
do the same in future. Strive to become
interested in your teaching, and try to
be the very best teacher, and when you
leave the profession and adopt another,
the habit will be fixed of doing we'll what
yea undertake, and you will try to be
the very best physician just as you tried
to be the very best teacher. So with
other professions you may take up. A
man who succeeds as a teacher will sue.
coed in almost anything else. Many of
our great men began their career of
greatness in country school house, al a
teacher.
Teaching is grand profession if it is
sometimes made the stepping stone of
the other professions. In one sense all
great and good men are teachers. They
are trying to better mankind, and if they
do not teach by precept they teach by
example. Remember that Newton, Aris-
totle, Plato, Socrates. and Humboldt,
were your predecessors in this profession.
Strive, then, to honor your noble calling
while you are in it, and if you leave it
for one more renumerative, remember
the lessons you learned while in your
little country school. or. HEDGE.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-08-28
MISS LOLA SCHEU

Would respectfully announce to the pub
lie that on March gath, 1880, she purchas-
ed of Mrs. E. Scheu, her entire stock of
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-08-28
Cured of Drinking.

"A young friend of mine was
cured of an Unsuitable thirst for IL
4uor, which had SO Frustrated him
that he was unable to do any bust
ness. He was entirely cured by the
3se of Hop Bitters. 1t allayed all
that burning thirst; took away the
appetite for liquor; made his nerves
steady, and he has remained sober
and steady man for more than two
years, and has no desire to return to
his cups; know of number of
others that have been cured Of drink
ing by it. From leading II. r.
Official, Chicago, Ill.-IGmeS.
laug 21-2tl
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-08-28
DRY GOODS i!
MILLINERY, dc.

CHANGE or PRQPRIET0RSHZp.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-08-28
Dry Goods, Notions,
And Millinery Goods.

and will carry on the business at the old
stand, on the CORNER OF QUEEN AND
BURKE SITS. She asks share of public
patronage, and will make every effort to
please all who purchase from her.
She has just received new splendid
stock of SPRING
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1880-08-28

an Englishman at a hotel in
New York asked the clerk if there
were "oysters in the hotel.' "Oh
yes" was the reply; "step right
INTO the restaurant; we don't keep
them in the Office" "Egad ="
said Mr.. John Bull, Il think you
misunderstood me, you know; l
mean 'oyster, don't you know
4 lift-a hellevator, maby you
call it IN this cOuntry.'
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

THOMAS ECLECTRIC OIL should be
applied Immediately. For rheumatism
neuralgia, lame back, contraction of the
muscles, &C., the Eclectric Oil is uene-
qualed. 1t is equally good for burns
and scalds, chilblains, frost bites, ,sprains
and bruises. For gals, ringbones, lame
ness, swellings, scratches, windgalls, Sc,
it is the horse owners best friend.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
Truth and Honor.

QUERY-What is the best family med
icine in the world to regulate the bow
els, purify the blood, remove costiveness
and biliousness, aid digestion and tone
up the whole system? Truth and hon.
or eompels us to answer, Hop Bitters,
being pure, perfect and harmless.-Exc.
See another column.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

A CALL.-For some one to enlighten
the community as to what has become
of the National Greenback Party. If
you would be enlightened in regard to
the merits of DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil,
read advertisement.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

JOSH BILLINGS: 81 wouldn't give 10
cents yard for all the pedigrees in the
world; if man has got level head on
his shoulders, and an honest heart in
his body, he has got all the pedigree 1
am in search Of"
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

Customer-"Why are Malt Bitters' so
Druggist-"Because,as as food Medicine,
they enrich the blood, harden the mus
cles, quiet the nerves, perfect digestion" !"
II 4w.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

The number of cattle killed per year
in the United States is 11,S25,O00. the
meats from which amount to 4,0SS,3O0-,
900 pounds, and their total value when
killed for food is $60S, 100000.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
Ru1eE.

All contests in Speed Ring, except as above
provided, TO be best 8 in 5, and to be gov
erned by the rules OF the National Trotting
Association, excepting when otherwise al
tered
Entry fee in ali cases in this class No. y
10 per cent. on the purse.
County class Trotting and Pacing. con-
fined 70 horses owned in Belmont County or
thirty days previous to the Fair, snd that
never took premium.
All entries in class No. 10 close at 12
o'clock NJ. on the day of the race entered for,
unless otherwise ordered by the Board.
Speed Ring contests TO begin at O'Clock
P. NJ. sharp, on the day assigned.
The Board reserves the right to fix and
change At its discretion, the day and hour for
any race or races in this class
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08


GLASS 30.-Needle, Shell and Fancy Work.
Best bonnet and trimmings s.. 90
best fancy work basket. .......... 90
best specimen cotton embroideryany form 90
best specimen silk embroidery a. 90
best specimen wool embroidery 90
best specimen shell work, 90
best specimen bead work. 90
best specimen wax work, in any form. 20
best specimen tatting. ng.................I 90
best lamp mat. 90
best specimen crochet in wool ... 90
best specimen crochet in cotton. 90
best specimen chain stitching . 90
best specimen braiding g.....,... l 90
best suit of clothing for boy und. 10 years 90
best suit Of clothes for girl under 10 years 90
best baby'S wardrobe be.............3 90
Greatest and best display of needle work
by one exhibitor, (these articles not to
compete for other premiums) . 6 90
To be owned and exhibited by manufacturer
or agent.
G Second premiums in this class, one-half
the amount of the first.
Machine e. hand work to compete separately.
CLASS 31-Clothinp
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
R60kS.
Robt. Clark & Go. Cincinnati, O.

Give special attention to MAIL ORDERS for
Books and Stationary; their Catalogues and
Monthly Bulletin OF New Books will be found
chase. especially to persons living at dis.
tance from large booksellers.
Valuable Catalogues.
Tho following are sent on the receipts Of
three cent stamp each:
AgrIctltre- Horticulture, Stock
Fruits etc.
rchitect,re-Building. Carpentry, VeHtila-
tiOn, etc.
Bohn's Lidruies-with Classic Index.
Ed,ieatiOr-Science Of Teacking kindergarten,
Al0i,.eerin0-Mining. Mechanics, Manufac-
turtles, etc.
JtEUeniIe-Books for the young; Sets and single
LG,c~short Title List. arranged by Authors
Lq0-CstaIogue of Old, Rare, and valuable
Bedicai~short Title List, arranged by Authors
Pharmacy, eGc-For Druggists.
PeT1odicdLS-American and British.
School-Text Books for Schools and Colleges.
tGti0ne1y-For Engineers. Bankers, Mer>
chants, etc.
Theology b, Subjects.
A Monthly Bulletin of New Books.
The following are sent only on receipt of price
Ame7icand-General and Local History, Trav-
els, Biography. etc; 326 pages price 30 cents
General Catalogue of Choice Books for the Lii
brary; Classified 240 pp;; l2mo.; price go.
Ldlc-Digest of Law Publications, Reports, q. Q.
230 pp; l2mo. price . cents
Medicdt-Classified Catalogue of American and
British Medical and Surgical Books, Period
icals. Transactions, etc; pa PIP; limo. 2oc.
Letters ofinquiry meet with promp attention.
ROBERT CLARK q CO.,
Publishers and Booksellers,
June 10, m-1y CINCINNATI. OHIO,
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GLASS NJ. 4.

All horses entered in this class to be tested
to the satisfaction of the committee. Brood
mares Ia this class to be shown with foal at side.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
CLASS 29.-Domestic Manufactures and
Household Fabrics.
FlOral Hall.

]. B. McMechen, attending member of Board.
Marshals-James Mellor and F. d. Bailey
GLASS 3O.-Needle, Shell and Fancy Work.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
Fourth Division.
Mechanics Hall.

S. Davis, attending member of Board. Mar
shals, Joseph Mellor and Peter Yost.
CLASS 24.-Farm Implements.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

All horses of four years old and upwards en-
tered in this class to be tested to the satisfac-
ton of the committee. Stations will not be
allowed to compete for premiums in this class
as pairs. Brood mares to be shown with foal
IL
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

Brood mares to be shown the committee with
foal at side. Animals to be shown In harness
or under the saddle, or both. as the committee
may require, and be tested to the satisfaction
of the committee.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

Ground and produce to be measured by dis
interested parties, and a written statement fur
nished the committee, setting forth all facts
relative to the raising of said crop.
Can report to Secretary any time before the
Ist of December, after the Fair.
CLASS 41-Equestrianism.
Best lady's performance ......... Silver Cup
Best boys performance, under II Silver Cup.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
CLASS 25-Leather Goods.

Best sample farm harness. ss..................$5 IS
best sample carriage harness. ess............... 3
best mans saddle. Observation-Disclosures. 3
best side saddle ........ ....-...... ...... 3
best bride Observation-Disclosures. 2
best hand trunk. Observation-Disclosures. 2
best travelling trunk INSTRUMENTATION. 2
best pair gents winter boots .
best pair gents fine boots ots-.................. .
best pair lady's winter shoes. l
best pair lady's summer shoes. l
best rair lady's brogans. Observation-Disclosures. l
best assortment boots and shoes. ...........
best two sides sole leather ......... 2
best two sides upper leather. -.............. 2
best two sides Of harness leather. r........... .
best two sides skirting.. 2
best two sides black bride leather 2
best two sides bride leather. 2
best half dozen calf skins .
best'half dozen kip skins. -. 2
Articles in this class to be owned and eX-
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

To be owned and exhibited by manufacturer
or agent.
Machine and handwork to compete sepa-
rately.
CLASS 32.-Dairy and Domestic Products.
lat 1d
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

All articles not named In, or properly be
longing in, any of the foregoing classes, viii
be given cards by the Secretary, and will b.
examined by competent judges; and, if marked
highly meritorious by them, will be entitled t
such premiums as may be awarded by thu
Rnard after the Fair.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
CLASS 1HMiscallaneons Cattle.
Third Division.

W. S. Taggart, attending member Of Board
Geo. W. Rinker, Marshal.
CLASS 16-Fine Wool Sheep.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08
second Division.
CLASS S.-Durhams

James b. Ritchey attending member OF
Board and Chas. Schumacher, Marshal.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1880-07-08

On SUMMER FRUITS AND FLOwERs--C. N
Gaumer, VIM. A. Hunt, j. B. Meyer.
On FIELD CROPS AND VEGETABLE GAR
DENs-Robert Nj. wilkins, Jos. NJ. Mitchell,
Michael Overbaugh.
A. T. MCEELvEY, Pres.
j B. MEYER, Secretary.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1880-02-11
To Siberia.

NJ. Aurelien Scholl is responsible for
the accuracy of the following amusing
anecdote about the late Emperor Nicho-
las of Russia. The czar, he tells the
trusting reader, was one day holding q
grand review in honor of n lady re-
markable for her great personal charms.
Just rs the cavalry were defilling past
he suddenly ordered them to proceed
cat the gallop." The colonel of the
last regiment did not hear the commend,
and consequently did not change the
pace of his troopers. Enraged ut this
seeming disobedience to his imperial
behest the master of many legions adj
vanced and cried, "At the gallop, to
Siberia!" This time the command
reached the colonel's ears, the men
spurred their horses and started off into
exile. Soon afterward the czar related
what had happened to his fair compan-
ion, who, touched with pity at the fate
of these victims Of despotic will
asked for their pardon, eventually with
success. The emperor relented and
sent squadron to bring back the cul-
pr;ts. Now comes the touching part of
this veracious tale. A pattern of disci-
pline and obedience, the offending regi-
ment had never drawn bride, but main
tained its headlong speed. Equally
faithful to orders, the regiment sent in
pursuit strained every nerve to over
take it, but without avail. The regi-
ment kept galloping ahead, its pursuers
continued in its wake, and from that
day to this nothing has ever been heard
Of either"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1880-02-11
Mr.. Dicks0n's Bump.

We had lecture on phrenology in
Musser's hall few nights ago, from q
travelling professor of that science, and
parts of it were quite entertaining. He
had on the stand several plaster heads
mapped out in town lots, and after he
had explained what they meant, he in
yited persons in the audience to come
up and let him feel their bumps and ex-
plain their characters. Several times
he hit it pretty accurately, and excited
a considerable amount of applause; but,
after awhile old Dickson stepped up for
an examination. He is IN absent-minded
man. and he wears wig. While dress
ing himself before coming To the lecture,
he had placed his wig on the bureau and
accidentally tossed his plug of tobacco
into it. When he put the wig on, it
was Just like him not to notice the plug,
and so when he mounted the platform
he had lump just over his bump of
combativeness rs big as half a hens
egg. The professor fingered about
awhile over Dickson's head, and then
he said:
"We have here somewhat remark
able skull; the perceptive faculties quite
good, ideality large, reverence SO great
as to be unusual, and benevolence very
prominent. Secretiyeness is small, and
the subject! therefore,, is man of can
dor and frankness; he communicates
what he knows freely. We have also"
said the professor, still plowing his
hand through Dickson's hair, "acquisi-
tiveness not large; the subject is not a
grasping, avaricious man, but he gives
libcrally, he-he-he-, why, it can't
be! Yes. Why, what in the! Mu-
nificent Moses! that's the most awful
DEVELOPMENT of combativeness l ever
heard of. Are you priZe-fighter, sir?"
Prize fighter!" exclaimed Dickson.
"Why, what do you mean?"
Never been soldier, or pirate, or
anything like that?" -,
"You certainly must be crazy" said
Dickson.
"Ain't you fond of going into scrim-
IMAGES and rows, and plugging people
on the nose?"
Certainly not"
"Well, si:, then you're untrue to your
nature. The way your head is built.
qualities you. I should say, in a special
manner as knocker-down and dragger-
out. If you want TO fulfill your mission
you will devote the remainder of your
life to battering up your fellow men and
keeping yourself in one interminable
and eternal muss. You've got the aw-
fullest fighting bump that ever decorated
a human skull. It's phenomenal.
What'll you take for you" head when
you die?-Gentleman, this man is liable
at any moment to commence raging
around the community like a wild cat.
banging with club or anything that
comes handy. 1t isn't safe for him to be
at large"
TEen Dickson put his hand up to feel
the bump and he noticed the tobacco.
He pulled off his wig, and there was
the plug sticking just behind his left ear,
Then the professor, looking at it mo-
ment in confusion. said:
Ladies and gentlemen. we will now
the lecture is-that isl have no more
Boy, turn out those lights"
Then the audience laughed, and Dick
son put on his wig, and the professor
started to catch the last train.
The science of phrenology is not as
popular in our town as it was, and Dick
son still remains peaccable.-Maz
Adelcr.