Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1880-10-21

taDt campaign women Ars unpatrotiC
enough to insist that tho country shall
remain uasayed while sto9e is put up in
the sitting-toom.
Tramp--Who's ouse is this, sir ?
Gard6ner-Squire Eogkess. TraInp-do
you think | could get anything there
Gardener-Well, / don't Know. fhe last
o. your sort got tweuty-one days.
Among the newest hats for ladies' is one
called Sunrise" So called, probably
because man mss to get up before sunrise
every day for week to earn enough
money TO pay for one. .---N0rrtstomR Hauld.
After girl hea spent half day in
sowing red trimming around the bottom
of her dress, nothing bothers her 80 much
as to have friend whisper; Your pet
tiooat is coming oil. y! !StijiTater Lnnl5er-
man.
''Woat Is the first thing to be done in
casa of lire?' asked Professor Stearns.
"Sue the insurance company" promptly
answered the boy at the foot Of the class,
whose father had been burned out once or
twice -Buriington HaeOheye, ...
A Millionaire, who vas looking a
level tract of land which he had unt
bought ut an extrAvagant price, said to
tn agent who lad sold it to him, II do
admire rich green fiat. $50 do i, )"
significantly replied the agent.
a very good hoy in Podunk
OF cake stole an awful hg hunk;
Gave some To his sstur;
The parents soon messed her;
She is now in her little earth bu nix
l understand" said the Galveston
recorder, that you are confirmed drunk
ard 'DAts wbar you is too soou, Jedee.
/ amt been confirmed ia no church yit
but de blue light babllses is giben Satan
heap 90 worry about me. - Gdtcfston
NeMs
If you see au article in a country paper
headed Wonderful Escape from neatb'
you cau save much time and temper by
looking directly down 10 the bottom of 1t
aud finding out how much it costs per
bottle and seeing if it is sold by all respect
able druggists.
George Washington was very great,
A. all the world cNu sce,
And Garfield, IN u like estate,
As GREAT a man would be.
These twu before the public eye
In strongest light have stood.
The one brCAnsc he couldn't lie,
The Other 'Cause he could.
"Annie," said fond husband to his
wife, "wnat were the current expe nses
for last month" "Oh," she answered,
"only twenty eight cents 'Why, how
was that ~ "Weii, you see, | only baked
cake twice and therefore used very few
cutrauts. '-li1fc,ea RecOyti6r
She read all the books Of scicncc
Her fingers were covered with ink.
Sine huutud at marriage alliance
She talked OF the missing link.
Size equotcd savans and preachers
OF greater and less renOwIl-
PlatpniC in a her features,
She got mashed ON 4 cirrus clown.
Ia coffee grinding mill in Chicago a
ma iden OF advancing age placed in several
Dc, ,kagts of coffee g. card saying thRt Ayy
ger tleman mstrimonially iuc.ipa6 might
ado ress her. Aa aged eua wealthy
Mil vaukee widower querraled with his
bou. ekeoptr. and while preparing his
lone y breakfast found the card aud now
the IL diden is Mrs. Milwaukee.
Hhnn the autumn tinls the loiiagr,
Turning leaves TO rcd aud gold,
I'hrt his well the stoDp to vHcata
Or shell eaten her Guuth OF Cod;
Ami yuli have hor softly murmunug,
When your time yOu have Ultsiajt ed:
"Duw g0Dl-by. hnst he gug-
UUnd dighI, darlis, cHb agaid
-Aep fork Express.
A guod slory is told Of General Bnloi's
ssgea5tio rstort upon ii NGsssoLUst Is
judge whom he was teasing for II ruling
lavcrable IL 81 case he was defending IN
norrt Tue indpe got out OF patience ut
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The Grnerai quietly shr0 ged his
shoulder. and rcrled, "rne court has go.
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There was man ~ our town'
He thought his business would run Itself
And lie didn't advertise
We'll business was dull at irS:.
But better times came, and its queer.
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