The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-08-05
pENNsYLvANIA pEITsH.
Brsef FUN Pit scAwerelbrenner.
Schlifsltown, July der 2lt, 80

Schliffeltown, July der 2lt, 80
Mister Drooker-Sawg smohl, is Ra
law in lond os mel 50 grossy meiler OF
we IN Bill B flemoyer sein's shtuppa
CON- Ar du't unser party grosser shaw
da nit sina ferdeihenkerty leega weaga
IN Garfield, un . denkd mich mer sci
amohl de law uf n nemma un cen Z
proofa maucha.
Doh will ich der amohl a pawr fun sina
leega fertzaila, Ar sawgt der Garfield
het geld g'nooma we ar i'm Congress wal
os net 81 war un os ar g in der sock
g'shteckd nut, un os ar ca mohl iui
dausend dawler sellerwag grick'd hut, un
dri hoonert un nine I'm tzwonsich dawler
n onnersmohl.
Now luss amohl sana we sell isP Der
Bill Bix!er unser Pusht Maishler doh i'm
shteddle sawg'd ar con s proofa in
shwarjz I'm weiss os sell net wohr is, un
os der Bill B flemoyer leeg'd.
We der Garfield doh for about nine
yohr tzurick n Congressman war, is ar
uf de Precipitation committee gadu warra,
OILS der chairman, I'm dino hen a set karls
n grosser haul maucha wella ols der
treasury-ivver a milliona for PATE len.
ter mauCha in Washington, es about far
tie so feel gakusht hen. Aver der Gar
field huts net fersht@ kenna OBJ mer so n
job we sell dri dubbed batavia set,
Dino hut amer DeGolyer g'sana os mer n
lawyer hawa muss for der Garfield tzu
%convinsa os der grose bill fun liver a
milliona dawler all recht is. We'll, d'no
ia der Garfield TIA der conclusion cooma
os ar solver yusht 80 goot os'n lawyer fee
ferdeena kent, un hut agreed nit m De
Golyer os ar des ding lawyera wet for So
600, I'm Sc waura 3 aw grawd agreed d.,
Well, dino Is der Garfield amohl draw
gonga, OILS N lawyer, for SIGH solver OILS
der committee Congressman tia convin
"a so selly bill all recht is. Der Bill Blk
Ter sawgt der Garfield, het yusht about
n CONS g'wittrich gooty speech g'maucht,
tzu sicn solver, of course, we'll ar solver
net yusht der lawyer war, aver we'll ar
aw der committee mon war. I'm der
Lawyer Garfield hut aw der committee
Congressman Garfield DIN convinsed
weaga seller bill, un sell is der wey we
der Lawyer Garfield selly $4,000 fer
deen'd hut I'm we der Committee non
Garfield dino aw de bill g'passed hut.
I'm o sawg'd seller ferloga ketzar,
der Bill Bifl smoyer, os selly SIS. 900 Ner
n bribe g'west; os der Garfield SIGH fer.
kawfd hut for finf daussend dawler, IN
os sellerW@g hetta dri odder feer deeb
sher COR a milliona dawler GUS der
Treasury rous g'shtola. So N mon os we
der Bill B flemoyer set mer reshta, un
n in de Jail shtecka for so mean tzu
shwe'zai liver der Garfield. Wann 8 met
for selly leega wer don glaub ich any,
how aw os der olt Solaklupper uf der
heitich dawg noch n gooter Republican
W@r.
Aver wac, is der Garfield. Ri ar is n
gooter, crishtlicher mon, TN hut doh for
yohra tzlrlck ols's E6ongalium pred
dich'd. Es is wohr, ar is aw n lawyer,
for wann ar net N lawyer w@r don het
ar net kenna selly $4,000 lawyer fee fer.
deena. Sc sawga ar bet law g'shtuddeert
we ar nar5ht nine yohr oft war.
Aver now muss ich der aw N sht)ry
fun eem ferIzlila. We ar uf cit cooma
is hut 81 dawdy net g'wist wass nit IA
TIA du. Well, DINO hut der dawdy m a
job grickd for SHOOT halta, aver on sell
am is ar net orrick goot tn w@g Coomg,
I'm hut g uf gevva. Dino hut ar aicn
GUS geVva OILS n frenologist un hut de
lett era KEEP g'feeld, aver On sellam
hut ar aw k@ living maucha kenna, un
dn'o hut ar SIGH aw GUS gevva OILS N
wohr. sawyer, awer nemond hut ka gla.
wa on g'hot. DINO hui 81 dswdy gadenkd
ar wet N shtarta in n onnery sort bis,
ness, un hut m a hengsht gakawft, wer
der shtock war net exactly der besht, un
init sellam hut ar aw nix du kenna, un
dino is ar GUS predeiCha gongA, ul sell is
IN aw ferunglick'd. Tzuletsht hut der
dawdy de notion g'nooma os ar 81 ormer
sohn runua wet for Congress, I'm is grawd
de rounds gonga unner de nochbera I'm
hut de lett g'froked for era votes. Aver
ca mon hut m g'sawt ar kant net vota
for n. Ferwass net, hut der dawdy
g'froked. Eisecht der mon, we'll ich n
beevel aid g'nooma hob os ich my dawg
I'm des lavas nemohls for n lawyer vote
I'm di sohn James ism lawyer. I'm is
sell now olles os du geaga my sohn husht?
Yaw, secht ar, wann 3 net for sell war
don date ich gsrn for cen vota. Well,
don, secht der oft dawdy, con ich dich
insura os du CONS uf der safe side bisht
wann du for cen vote'sht, for all de law
os ar in seim kup hut du't nemond ke
shawda. In sell is der way os der Gar.
field nj cooma is.
PIT SCHWEFFELBRENNER.