Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-10-23
Y. A. T. w.
An Idea Strikes Him-He Pro-
poses to Save the Party BY the
Aid of Red Pepper, Scotch
Snuff and Brickbats.
WHEELIS, Oct. 22, 1880.

W HEELlS, oct. -, 1851.
Wstu Can,nsi, Editur, &c:
DEAR SRA eyedee struck me and its
a good wun ., but don't want yu tn
tell EVERY boldly about it. just men.
shun it iu NV the offs holeders and
ielers We kin dipend on.
it amt orrigurnel with me but seen
il tnther mite mys, Ii and it will git EN-
every time.
list WI tell Jorge Washintun, hoo is .
the he'd Nv over kommittee, tn buy up
awl the red peppur in the kingium, and
then .it awl the tin things tina hey in
the united stats, and then ask kongris .
kontribbet awl the skOch snuf tina kin
yit, and then mix the peppur and the
snuf and put EN- in = the tin things
with spouts EN-, and bio EN- intu the
Use NV every boldly that SEES "hooray fur
Hancock"
tell WI twill Git en- every time. thayl
weap teers NV kontrishun about tharc
sins, and bring EN- tEarc sensis.
thares lots NV kullerd femail patriuts
that wood wilinly doc it il tina wus pade
a SINAI sum NV munncy fur that speshul
purpus: in iackt in believe tina wood du
it fur nuthen.
then he Good hire sum boys and men
IN Git on;u the tops NV sum housis
i Good menshun and drop brik
bits and luther heity meteriulS down
on = the devoted heds nv them infurnel
demikrats when tina ar marchin.
il kin be dun, and the eiltckt NV 1t
wood he tremenjus on the Teller who
stopt EN-. and anuthm eyedee hev
witch think wood he good wun, wood
be . hev em stashund at the poles when
cleckshun day Gums, and when Han
cocks man cum to voat jist bio sum pep
per in his isc, and he'l he shoor to stop
and konsdder what he's dom bel he
voats.
tel yer Mister CANNED, the morrel
clieckt wood be tremenjus, we've got tn
du sumthin, or 60 under-and doant yer
iurgit it.
The plan i perpose is fSesbul.
we kant af4ri tu thro ava voats,
and ii We kant konvert EN-, We
kin put thare Use ont, and when were
telln um we're sorry that sich axi-
dunt happened to um, We kin swop
tickets with EN-, and Iced EN- up in
kumpashun tn voat for garfield, and
tina woOddent no the diilrunse.
In that wa We kin carey the Staff nv
w Nirsinnv. we kin git IN hundred
NV kullerd gentlemun and ladys rum
Ohicr IN cum ovur and help us, like we
Zone luther da, and jon ShurInan Good
I've drawd on fur the money to pa
the xpCnsis. he Good Civ it .
us in rreanbsx ard nobody wood no
the d;tirunse, it wooddent kost him
nuthcn emmy how doc it, and We Good
reward the laberin popelashun fur haie
disinturrcsiid survisis, in that way even
il tina had tn starve tn deth after it wus
dun. !. A. 1. W..
p.s. we've on'cy got a IN dase to du
it in and yu must hurrey mp fast. rite
In ion IN send me the munney imme-
jently and plcuiy nv it, becaws need
il, and WI aud me cool go pardnurs in
tile hiSnis, speshilly me.
i think about 800 thousand dollurs
wood I've about rite. We Good bye or
> dollurs wurth Nv pepur. and
distribJitt il arowned, permiscuss like,
with CRATE etieckt. l. A. L. W.
p. s. l.
| OH WHARF ar the trends NV my,uth
Oh WHARF has them kullared foaks gone
! They al vase wood tell yu the trooth
Fit soo,ed and yu lei them sloan.
| They're pcrijusly stnk mp and proud.
| The Nashun wus kons ruckted for them.
| Tha XpreSs Their opinyunS allowed,
And thro snuff in the iSc Nv the men,
Mind what tel yu.
Y. A. T. W.