Smyrna times., 1880-03-10
WHOLE NO. 1921.
Current Comment.
rGoM me rnILAnrLrnIA EVENING NEWS

The HraI fund is getting almost Li.,
enough to buy " Ireland for the Irish"
The 'eap-yoar matrimonial market is duh
mere are plenty OF oflers but no takers
TenAyson smokes clay ppes.-E. No
wonder b" wro'o, Break break, break -
-. Ihore is netting wonderful about Blind
dark-Eeys
oncs it was the boom t.atroI,cd tie logs.
no" 1t IS frequently the logIo.ling that
..i Senator hayall IS man Of peace. IN
% re advocated po1cc even if it sr..t the
Union IN two piece.
\ Nirg.h.e pickpochet recently arrested
claimed that he wa. only rpadiust!n., the
| o'""r mans money.
Lrady.Ie !, fast assuming the character
ri an orderly city--the la,; man killed did
rot know !; was loaded.
"'"-.t@ r,r| says NEARLY all story
writers lie youn-" mvottrate ,tory
readers deceive the same fate.
IftAe price Of papor gets much higher a
ma" Will have 70 bring his house and lot
INTO court 10 prove ...s !..bt to the deed.
fl%ye!ot, who are tired Of having their
Trunks smashed lsic..t get 4 lit,lc rest by
packing their goods in nitro slycer.no cans
Theatre sotrs who arc anxious TO know If
l-'Nter b"nMetS are to be h..a or low. can
hhd out hy purcha-ng one as rule they
come high.
Some Of the individuals who Lave pres.
dental bees in their bonnets will be mum
bersd among the soreheads after the con
vsntions meet
1t IS not surprising that the Chinese
quarter IN San Francisco j. to be cleaned
out. The cry there has long been no guar
ter for The Chinese
Chicago has decided a.,aiAst having mar.
rIed women as school teachers. The peopla
have evidently been elsctine unmarried
men to the school board
The advance in coal at this season ana
during this weather can only be explained
on the theory that the miners are spending
All their time working out the l3.l4.Ij
problem
E-ht Cinnamon, the first Of tie $4,000
that Dennis kearney says must 20 have
arrived in Philadelphia. They have found
,helter and protection in the washy-washy
houses
An eleomargar!ne dealer in Broskivn
claims that the law requiring that article
to be stamped is unconstitutional and that
ol"omargarns i Just as good tOr the consti.
tuition as butter.
-Four hundred men were tried for murder
in Texas last vSar, and only ten hanged.
and yet Commissioner lie Due is Of tho
opinion that Texas W.. one day rival Ken
tuc@y as a hemp growing stats.
Mr. John WanamaNer's onereotic aGyer.
ti>iRg agent has done some brilliant wor,
in his time. but his best hit vet IS i., ,o,a.
tion of the l3-l4.lj puzz.e lie is the tils.
to turn that bra!n-racEing toy 10 any ll.ac
! tical account.
An Indiana man il his application far
divorce makes a grievance OF The tact tAa,
although Democrat his wife refuses to
permit nim 10 read Democratic newspapers
at home. This is a case Of bulldezing which
Senator No0rhees micht very properly
! investigate before his exodus committee.
May Fiske, the leader Of the troupe Of
blonde female minstrels " who have scan
/ NhllHtN ltIS CpilF--t y OuNLS Ol some uNlFQf-
! slty towns. has been lodged in jAil at Leuis-
vile, and the faculties Of the educational
| institutions of the land should coIabn@ 10
keep her there. She isaltosother too frislly
| for even this free land.
As large number Of California capital
| istS have made New York their hsme, and
as the Chinese are coming in large numbers
the newspapers Of that city begin to fear
that kearney will be along next The city
that stood Tweed for so many years. which
tolerated Fisk, and puts up with John
Kelly, could hardly stand this last atilietior
Dead Cor gressmen are awfully expensive.
The cost Of huryiDg departed representa-,
tive, including silk scarfs, gloves. lunch,
cigars, liquor aud ether incidentals for eX-
pressing the grief Of the Lenorab,e
mOurners, averages I3,3G6.97. This is
exclusive Of the cost of printing. binding
and distributing the eulogies pronounced
upon them by their former colleagues and
sent to people who never dream Of reading
them. Keeping them alive is much
cheaper process, although that is somewhat
of csstly business too