The Russellville Democrat., 1880-05-06
LOCAL NEWS.

1 which you subscribed for the DEMu GRAF. If you want the paper continu ed notify us at once. - Ice-cold Buck beer on tap at Ju Hans.
 Improve the digestion by taking Ayer's Pills.
 The Holly Bend township primar, meets next Saturday.
 MT. Will Miller is agaIn one of tn, Immigrant force, at Dardanelle.
 Hon. E. L. McCracken, of Scott vile was In town yesterday.
 --Dr. w. H. Hill is building an ad dition to his dwelling on Oak Street.
 -Old lady Mccoy. alter . long ant painful illness, Gied last Wednesday
 MT. U H. Haney, of Little Rocl has been spending few days in town
 MT. c. K. Howell and sister, Mis-, Jessie, arc visiting Little Rock thi, week.
 We are under obligations to Dr. J. NJ. Gray for the first straw berries ol the season.
 ---Mr. R. H. Dickey has shown us { sample of his wool clip taken this spring, which measures 8 inches long
 --The union picnic at Bradley's Grove last Tuesday was a most delight full affair.
 For an eating of delicious straw berries, presented by Dr. J. M. Gray, nrn fI al thanks.
 --Dr. J. W. Brewton, of Point Re- move was In town Thursday. We were pleased to meet the estimable gen. tleman.
 Mrs. K. F. Judd has removed her millinery establishment to their new building two doors east of tho DEMO- GRAF office.
 MT. c. E. Burnsy is having hand some addition built to his residence. When completed it will be an orna- to that part of the town.
 MT. J. L. Shinn got home from Saint Louis last Friday after an ab- sence of two weeks spent in selecting and purchasing spring stock.
 -Dr. 20. Cheaney, lately convict ed of seduction in tho Pope circuit court and sentenced to one years con- finement in the penetentiary has been made 'strusty" in that institution.
 ---To Mr. Will H. Miller, worthy knight of ths stick and rule, now of Dardanelle, our Business Manager re- turns thanks for an elegant walking taI Little Rock.
 Mess. Crates & Hefiin have rem owed their barber shop into their new quar- ters in the Yerzley building and have added new and elegant furniture to their establishment. They merit a liberal patronage.
 We had quite . pleasant call last young gentleman of pleasant address tions, who is making trip up this valley establishing agencies for the CO., operative Life Association of Aississ- ippi.
 The Russellville Shooting club pur- pose having shooting match, at this place on Thursday, May 27th, for a Parker breech-loading shot gun of damascus steel, with pistol grip and reboundiag locks, valued at $100. The Bogardus rules will be observed. En- try fec $500. Lovers of the sport are invited to participate, and the pub lie generally are invited to witness the match.
 --R. J. Wilson's stock is complete in every line, and his low prices gives him brisk cash trade.
 -"Girls, girls, beautiful girls,
 What would this world be
 If 1t wasn't for girls?"
 And what would become of many worthy and commendable enterprises fit wasn't for the dear creatures. The latest meritorious and praiseworthy effort on their part was the supper (ice-cream and strawberries) given by them last Wednesday evening for the benefit of the brass band. It was the nobbisst affair of the season and the girls deserve the unqualified thanks of the community. The receipts wero about forty dollars.
 The Mitchell wagon is given up to be the best. R. J. Wilson has . car load of them for sale.
 THE FUNNIEST MAN, by very large majority. that we have ever seen is Billy Arlington. He gave his lec- ture, .'the Problem of Lifs," here last Wednesday night. It was the fboss" show, and all by one man. We went. We are certain that we went to hear that lecture, for the next morning our sides were so sore that we know noth- ing but Arlington's funny lecture could have done it. Laugh! Did the audience laugh? o, no:-they roared. If you ever forget how to laugh and you want to be put back into the laughing way go to hear Billy Arling- ton. It makes us laugh yet to think about It. Hah, hah, hah! hsh, heh, heh hoh, hoh. hohl O, my sides
 All should examine Wilson's stock before buying, he has many bargains to offer you.
 Prof. J. J. Gainess, an instructor of the art of stripping the light fantas- tic" was in town the latter part of last week. He did not succeed in getting a class,--a matter which may, or may not be considered good thing for our town. As for ourself we regard grace ful dancing as c real accomplishment, healthful and harmless. If many a young lady had the accomplishment and were engaged in the healthful ex- ercise instead of languidly pining over some love-sick fiction in some poorly ,.r;nta1 ufnru nanar nr m zine if