The Osceola times., 1880-02-07
WAYS OF The WORLD.

WAYS OF THE WORLD.
THERE is something high-toned about
church bells.
The middle-aged person is liable to
run to waist.
THERE are nine women in the London
school board
SEXTON is probably the best player in
the long run.
The present Governor of Colorado was
once carpenter.
WILKIE COLLINS says he has earned
Sl5O,OOO with his pen.
Ex-SEcRETARY RoBEsoN's Boston resi-
dence has been sold for $4,000.
A LITTLE slang now and then is relish
ed by the most high-toned men.
WHEN man Is out Of money any
change that may come to him is for the
better.
The habitual drinker feels depres-
sion of spirits when his demijohn runs
low.
TIE man who has mutton-chop wnis
kers should not complain of hair in but
ter.
The worst old topper in the world
would be glad to draw a sober breath, If
he had it.
IT will cost 100000 to take the CEN
sus, and then the people will not know
what to do with it.
THE man who runs push-cart, shout
ing fish for sale, is an orator who carries
everything before him
NATURE cannot stand everything. Ii a
man will wear fur cap he must make
up his mind to lose his hair
The crookedness of ministers to China
makes it appear that our consuls have
more regard for the chromos than for
tea.
ONE of Bishop Iiaven's sons is prepar-
ing to be clergyman. The Bishops
mother is still living, at the age of ninety
three.
The three most attractive actresses in
America, rating them by the money
they draw, are Lotta, Nelson and And
erson.
EXECUTIONS continue in the palace of
King Thebau, of Burmah. He is particu-
larly fond of cutting of the heads OF
Princesses.
EDISON is very absent-minded The
other day he left his little daughter in
the cars, going off in complete forgetfui-
ness of her.
Az English physician says that ladies
who impair their constitutions with
strong coffee have mania for acting the
parts of prosecuted saints.
THREE sisters at Mansfield, Connecti-
cut have married a father and two sons;
ali have children, and folks are trying to
figure out their relationship one with
another.
Nj. PAUL DE CAssAGNAC proposes an
other six months mourning lor the late
Prince Napoleon, on the ground that his
place in the dynasty AMI party has not
yet been filed up.
The Emperor William appears to be
constantly the subject of accidents. On
leaving the theatre tho other evening
his fort slipped on the staircase and he
fell and hurt his knee.
THERE are in Worcester Mass, 200
women who own property assessed at
s4 100000, yet out of all the women in
the city only 100 have registered, so
as to be able 10 vote at the school cleo
ton.
IRMA CoMBRIssoN, famous dancer and
beauty in her day, died quite recently in
London in extreme poverty She was n
warm friend of Charles III, Duke of
Parma, and two days before his assassi-
nation revealed to him the plot against
his life, for which service he named her
director of police.
THE Duchess Of Abercorn, TO encour-
age the poplin trade of Ireland, ordered
some gold and black tissue to be made
for her, and it is pronounced an exquis-
lite fabric. American ladies who want
to help Ireland and at the same time
get pretty thing, had better send their
orders to Dublin. The Duchess is re-
nowned for her good taste.