The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1880-09-18
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Consider not SO much your dress as
your address.
The bee hive is the poorest thing in
the world. to fall back on.
Advice of a girl to her lover who was
about to kiss her: FEATHER may be around.
Look before you lip
Like the withered roses of once
gay garland, the feelings of youth conf
mand in aye melancholy interest.
To make it specially hot for your adj
versary, keep cool yourself. His discom-
future will make him warm enough.
Men who never advertise, live and
die without ever knowing that they have
never touched the true lever of success.
The modern wife easily detects the
difference between whisky and an on
ion breath. There's where she is scent
sible.
Luck is good thing, but one cannot
always afford to wait for it. Pluck is L
better thing, because it is always ready
to begin.
1t is the man who determines the
dignity of the occupation, not the occu-
patton, which measures the dignity of
the man.
None are so seldom found and are SO
soon tired of their own company as those
coxcombs who are on the best terms with
themselves.
Many men are like glass, which is
smooth to the touch as long rs it is ten
derby handled, but sharp and piercing
when broken.
A man froze to death on the hottest
day this summer at Carroll Iowa. lie
got into refrigerator car while drunk,
and was locked in.
Always let on that you are smart. II
any one asks you 4 question you cant
answer look at them rs though you pity
their ignorance and Immediately change
the subject.
There is fortune in store for the
milliner who shall devise a bonnet that
can be worn in any part of church ano
always present its trimmed side to tn
congregation.
Roman and Greek dresses are now
worn at costume parties in England, says
fashionable exchange. The rage for
the antique may yet bring us back to tie
Garden of Eden costumes.
If Adam had been created boy i'll
stead of a man. he would have dubbed
all the apples off from that tree before
the serpent had chance to get through
the fence around the garden.
During hail storm in Troy boy
heaved twenty pound cake of ice into
tile street, and over fifty persons made
oath that it was a hailstone, and that they
heard it strike a roof and bound Oft.
There is said to be "plethora OF
money! in England. We believe the
disease is not contagious. We have been
where it was raging, and didn't catch it.
Sometimes We wish we'd never been vac
cinated.
"A recent accident called up the old
| question as to how long Il man can live oii
| very little brains. And the old answer
to the question also recurs to the effect
that some people can live great while
OH none at all.
AS they were about to hang an Irish
man in London, one of his friends WHO
had come to witness the ceremony, cried 4:
81 always told you you would come 10
this"' And you always lied! l have not
come-I was brought
A new doctrine should be fitted tp
the mind as women fit dresses. Basic it
loosely, try it on carefully, examine it
thoroughly, take it in here and let it out
there and finally, when it is just right
sew it together with strong thread.
"a We are told the accommodation
premiums, music and trottiug list have a
been improved OH for this years entertain
ment at Farview Park, and the State Fai
certainly will draw
The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.
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