The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-06-15

There v fellow up near wsrrensburx
vho II hermit. He never hOe~ OF weeds
hi. garden. for he says God knows What IL
heat to raise. We tried that game once
and Providence raised the biggest crop Of
pig weed ve ever harvested.
In the private study ii the emperor
of Germany there IL . calendar which he
ccnsults every morning.
Just lise u.-just like Us. Ours- il Of
glass and holds u pint.
at il poor policy ios young man To
engage himself io Young lady late in the
fail.-E.
That's so. He ought to vsit for the vim
ter Of discomfort.
DR.. Mary Walker Is for T,l.ien or var,
and cavalrv pants arr visible above her
ariicle-.- W@rsa.busy Joul"t-Itmce,u.
We'd have you to know she wears high
neck dresses.
Heavenly bodies slesp IN star cham
bers.-E
Come into the cooler, Maud. That's
'star" CHAMBER. And IL you call those
fellows ''hesvenly bodies" ue'd like to know
what kind vi cattle are running sronnd in
Ill,
When have . married couple passed
through the alphsbes ii love, When they
reach the "ba-be."-Er
No. sur; after you're through the alpha
bet there 10 still. &c.
Pool betting Amt wrong. Didn't our
Savior send fellow To the pool Of Siioaua
to help his eyesigb,' And didn't he
.iraidle blind, see il, and go il two
/. better? You b~t.
A little Boston girl four years old
created q ripple by remarking To the
teacher vi her sunday school class: "Our
dogs dead bst the angels va scared
when they ssw him coming up the walk.
He's cross la strangers"
Thst little gid amt posted, Ut she
would have known that there are little
noticss stuck around tn keep on the
grass ~ And n sc. Peter caught u dug
slipping into heaven, he would break his
back With t~o-inch pine board.
When the farce of adam and Eve"
VA lately brought out in New York none
IL the ladies wanted to play Eve because
the dreses would he 40 expensive.-Er.
We thought II wAs the duty Of IN
actress to bold the mirror up Ia nature"
snd - Eve had DO dress. how could the
ladies play . good Eve With one ? No,
sir, when Eve got up in the morning. she
ju.i put ro~e in her hair and then ~h~
vas in full dress. And ve dsre Snssn
Anthony to do the same.
In NoFwslk, COnn., recently, . DR..
Many Vas married To a Mis- Clock. Many
puma might h~ p~rpetrased on this mar
risge. but we will dismiss the subject With
the hope that this one Clock, having heen
converted into Many, will never run
down" nor ''-irike" her husband. Norris
town Herald
May her tricks be ever FULL, and may
she eser b- able To count quarters and
haives may her hands be ever huay, anil
may the main spring Of her happiness
never, run dry.
"A German inventor has succeeded in
producing night signals for maritime use.
I-E.
Hope he will keep on until he sirikes
some marital use-someshing ,ha, will
make the old woman throw the door key
out the second story window.
Brother Moody severely condemns
'the idea Of allowing the prestle-t girl to
BE- kissed for twent; live cents"
He's right. Its worth 6fty-evefy
cent Of il.
Members Of . church in Lexinetoo,
Ky publish card in which they say that
their P.sior is "a thief and . robber."-
ESeAan9s.
Our columns are likewise open.
1T il said to be unwholsome, in al
msntbs that have not an 2 in their name,
to eat m oyster. However, il il eminenily
proper and always sesson.sle to use Ham
burg Drops-tbe great Liver and Blood
Purifier. Mr.. jacob He's, Norusnville,
Kan, writes: During the last year WA
scarcely able to walk alone. suffered
Nth serious deraneea ents Of the Liver sDd
tried many different preparations vishou,
benefit. Ny neiehbor, Mr.. Adams, tod
me Of Hamburg Drops. bought . bottle
and after its continued use became better
daily. and reesined my former health. l
shall always speak . good word for Ham
burg Drops. -Jspsta, Kan, Duly Capital.
A Short Trip and New Gallery.
This season OF the yesr IN airing from
the dust and heated atmosphere Of large
city Is not bad 10 take. Having the honor
70 be q member Of the Missouri Pres
Association Of ELTON, We made up our
mind to attend their animal couclsve,
which WA held this year at Sedslis, Mo-,
and Ne vhst wisdom we could gather BY
commiusling with the same. Many Of eur
readers have, no doubt. read Of the "BAzO0
Man Of Sedslis," in the Practical. One Of
A
| the first calls We made vss To see the
great BAzoO in his den, where we found
him surrounded BY his devils, hard ss
work. We thought, after entering his pses-
eace. Of the lamb in the lions den; be
va - hsrule@ snd received ~ With such
condescensioo. that the dread Of bis wrath
passed swsy after Ne had . good hearty
shake from the prodered hand. The con-
veotion Va . great success, many thanks
TO the BAzoo and Dkm"rut press Of s.
dslia- In this hospisabls city. whose
ciiisens seemed to we with esch other in
entertaining their guesis. Ne found pho
sosraphic gallery that il . credit to the
state and an honor to the profession.
ORned anal con.lurfs6 kv NJ W ~s.~u,