The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1880-01-15
WAlrS AND WnINS.

IT takes sober man to walk light
rope
We welcome cold weather with
warmth
"BY my trough" as the male pig said
TO his sweetheart.
IE time is really money any man ought
TO be worth his wait in gold.
IN Milwaukee street cars everybody
talks; in Chicngo mum is the word
The wool crop of Texas amounts 10
over twenty-five million pounds year
ACoUlnEMENTs are often mistaken ios
abilities There is difference in value
of silver and plated ware.
THE population Of Jerusalem is some
twenty-five thousand, made up OF Mo-
hammedans, Christians, and Jews, the
latter being far the most numerous
A AGLAss bracelet, of elegant workman
ship, has been found eighty feet beneath
the surface of the ground, near Castro
vile, Texas
EACH of Queen Victorias Journeys
from England to Scotland costs $4,000
on account of the excessive precau-
hor bav"' '"A'A ''''' ''' '' ~
Ir is VULGAR to tell man he lies.
Just inform him in your sweetest man
nor tLa, ,he prodigaii(y of his assertion
!, l,woud icIief.-W.cieasqrE Rtpab-
j,a,.
SOME errors YOU are allowed to cor,
| l,,t 80 l,ly
or for worse" and young man and young
| woman, you ought to consider this be-
tore you allow Inc orange blossom 10
Oloom' ,,,r,,,
BGAuTiFrty ,S on, ,he G,sn ,hn hs w oy"s ,' wear;
The gloss '.s" viii Ii vanish from curl and brazil
And tho sunbeam die in the waving naHi
igE TrcasS4es , ,,f o oveiness eiTI S s Hi to last
Gather carth's sloros and bloom within
ina ~ nA' 'r' ''', may w p,' ' ~. :.
lhE tahkiofG l]p!eS' Mys ~ 10
Glai'''eo '!'a' tno '"Aes iise anu tali ivsu-
la''y every seven years, unu 'n"T .ncy
are now "V lho'r loW'sI s'age, pG'ns
elsnIGen OF '"eu'y incneS io"ei 'nap
usually
PAPA, they don't have any stone IN
Ireland, do they asked a niue Bank
street, boy the othef DAY Aes, my
boy; but why 90 you ASK such ques'
ton! because, papa, 'houshI -
was all shamrock +'"r lhefe.
a FASHIONABLE eXchahge, says 'na'
light suits Tor gentlemen Will De all .he
rage the coming, winter. mat catcnes
us ON at least three laShi0haple SUITS,
none 2t which weigh III 'heir pfGSeh'
trained condition over q pouhu'-A0c'
port UHtCn
WHEN YOU have allowed man to EN-.
ploy your knife to pare an apple you
should not contide to him the secret that
the particular blade he used is a rip
per to pare corns. Somehow it makes
him wish nO had not eaten the apple
Ata"tic Monthly.
A DENTIST in Bristol, VT, recently
eu pi ma, az. "
| teeth which read as fOllOws: My hQutn
| IL tl,ran inches ocrOs, liye-eiohth inches
| =, - g., l,,,,o,I.,, ~,
| th!OU2H tle jaw. sum hu'hi'uNNy y"
| the edge Shaped like q horseshoe, toe
| frr,r IL won y,ort IN he mora mar.
| tikllrJ shall have to come thar.
IN China mothers are unwilling to al
low the arms of their daughters to be
scratched with the lancet of vaccination,
because unless a Chinese girl has few
marks on her face, giving evidence that
she has passed through smallpo she is
considered as lacking one of the chief
qualifications of marriageable maiden,
IHE prudent man 'eeth the danger
aiar oil and hideIh himseli, was inc
text the village clergyman TOOK before
descending the cellar stairs, after eaten
ing a glimpse OF q nuge donation party
looming up IN the distance.
A JERSEY man was once thrown one
hundred and fifty feet by an express
train, when he picked himself up, looked
II don't find that hat pll maks tbs
.omnonv nav e., ;tn
''n'pAN' p'' " "
sorrLY the ,ilvery moon shone down
In the e., midnight cold and nd, clear, Ieai,,
Mere % 'DS borne ,"r't to the listening lisrin ear
Like the whispered words Of some dark plo.
II the % stories to children nao iIld iS1ao,b I'll. air.
@oh, Charlie but your your nose IS cold"
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