Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1880-07-06
and took up the line of march at half-past

trimmed with flags.
The leading characters and make-ups no
ticed in the procession, which next came II
order, were as follows
Group on the present times, consisting q
an Irish bum, girl of the period. ghost Will
huge revolver, Calico Bill, plantation darkeJ
woman, Chinese priest.
European Laundry" being Chimes
wash-house in full operation and clothes or
Socks, Chinese, ETC., Ironed Bully Good.
A gambling table running with the rest
Barber burlesque on cheap shaving, with
motto on sides Of wagon, g What do yor
think will shave you for nothing and give
YOU drink p A masked makeup customer
in BARRIERS chair, and barber shaving, cutting
1.-The Illiterates, being the Declaimeri
Poet and Horritor, drawn upon a trIum
plant car" consisting of dilapidated buck,
board upon which they rode astride rail anc
drawn by diminutive donkey.
"Topsy," on foot; terribly wicked
looking little darkey with good make-up'
a sorry-looking burlap costume trimmed with
outlandish colors.
"Branch of Capital Wooden Mills-Ye
Woo, Manager. Manufacturers of Cadets
and Military Uniforms" A Chinese tailor
shop on wheels.
'fJudge Delos Lake" of San Francisco
On foot with placard on his back marked
"Supreme Court-People VS.. Kearney," with
calpetsack full of '' BRIEFS" and huge law
book under his arm.
"Grand Army Band An old schooner
wagon of 1850 drawn by span of horses ano
yoke of oxen, and loaded down with black
cork minstrels armed with cow-bells, squawk
ers mashed dinner-horns, coal oil can Gym
balls, one-eared iddlers, cove-oyster-can bu'
giles, ETC.; music painted on boards and wrap
ping-paper.
an Irish ass about three feet and half high
Bearing a banner inscribed Dis Chile am
Gwine to Hancock's Funeral; Q, you Demo
Gratis I" Also carrying rag baby.
'!Uncle Sam On horseback, dressed IN
stars and stripes, with plug hat to match, and
trying to keep on the upper side OF an olo
rack of horse.
"2:14 on the Road "A heavy horse draw.
ing an old ten-foot wheel log-cart, tires and
wheels bolstered up with wires and boards
and an old water-bucket hanging under the
axletree.
1.-THE Sand Lot "-Kearney sitting inside
a crockery-crate, drawn in cart locked In,
smoking cigar, with notices on the outside
"The Chinese must CO." 1.-THE Supreme
Freud is o vote to keep me out of Jail, "
will recuperate at Bartlett Springs, and then
stump the State for Weaver and Green
backs" 60 All hands up"
Professor Skinhim's singing classes, Will
mottos, "Skin-your-eye -see-sllly app0la-Sy
club; with banner Engaged for Sl00-re
duced to $780, and "Sl1inhims shouting gang
of 40 sopealers )" "New class in contempla
ton" Ear-cracking music was furnished
free along the streets.
cold Virginia Cottonfield, AN old darkeJ
field-hand, with a contemplating basket OF
his head, marked, $50 pounds one days
task" and carrying hoe and bundle In blue
checked handkerchief.
1.-THE Devil on horseback -" Birthstone
painted on his hat, and carrying three
pronged spear with label, "Going after The
defeated President"
A hard looking dentist shop, in tumblee
down rig, with broken blacksmiths tools fol
instruments, dentist chair, piece of old stove
pipe for spittoon, an old straw cutter being
turned to grind out laughing gas, false Sc
of wooden teeth about two feet across, ant
the rig conspicuously labeled Positively M
| swessing."
delegates to the Chicago Convention, il
favor of Grant" Two plantation darkeys-
Bruce and Pinchbeck-in Southern two
wheeled carryall.
A Jockey with fast horse. Tough looking
nag in sulIy, with legs bandaged and splinte6
up. body covered with old carpet and blan
kets, and marked Julian, time 2:12l."
Chinese wash-house-Group Of three, con
Quoting regulation business.
Spanish swil woman and cart, with full
implements of the business.
A wagon-load OF genuine Indians, witt
motto-"We are the native sons of tn,
golden West"
A canvas with a travelling carpenter, car
pet-bag in hand and tools sticking out of it
Labels Coming to Sacramento to make
raise y II will start carpenter combina
ton" This car was succeeded by another SINH
lar, bearing the inscription, " The carpenters
combination in Sacramento"
"Crazy Woolf, the auction bell-boy, witt
bell and auction flag.
Bugman's Sowr Crout Mandatory
Dutch sauer kraut establishment, with Chi
nese assistants.
"Off for the White House"-A huge chail
on top of dIy-goods box standing high OF
end in the seat of the chair placard, - NJ
third time on this seat :" on the back, NJ
more Returning Boards each wheel labeled
with Garfield, Hancock, Weaver and Nea
Dow; Off to the White House, on the side
of the wagon, and driven by Uncle Sam.
archery" long-rigged wagon, with {
perforated target over the horse, and in tbs
other end of the wagon lovely couple, wei
made up with redwood bows twelve feet long
joint of old stove-pipe for quivers and lon:
| tin feld-glasses to see where they hit-a gooC
| hit.
"Chain-gang, happy family of vagrant
and bunko dealers of all nationalities, witt
'sdepity sherif" and "lokul polees," will
miniature wagon for a dirt-cart drawn by
span of billy goats, Jack Dowd leading tn
van and advising obedience.
Company of eleven "Modern Egyptians,
with white tunics and head-dress, and scarle
sashes, carrying the Egyptian colors ant
crescent
'sThe Oshkosh, alias the Independent
Drum Corps "a most horrible and motle.
| looking set of contrabands, with oil-cal
drums and improvised flies. Drum-Major
with hickory pole for baton, surmountel
with caulifower, and uniform trimmed witt
| backing box covers.
| Two little boys, with makeup as man ant
woman, representing "Woomans' Writes,
made the finale of the procession.
! The above are the leading characters pre-
sented, and was very successful and highl
appreciated demonstration, fully sustainin
| the most sanguine expectations OF friends O
the enterprise. The procession followed tn
published route, and when it al
rived at the Pavilion was met by al
immense throng to hear the "iliterate exel
/ cises,n which were the concluding services
The hall was densely packed, with "Jigadie
| Brindle" presiding and fiourishing his in
mense wooden, blood-stained sword. On tn
stand were the Aids, Judges, COMMITTEES
| Disclaimer, Orator, Poet, and g Professo
Skinhim's" band of singers. After q few
badly chosen address by the Chairman
and some good burlesque singing by tn
! Awful Cub, the Defamation OF Indignation
| by Nikral, was delivered as follows:
EXCLAMATION OF INDIGNATION.
When in the inhuman concourse OF multitudinou
eventuaties we are forced to summon ali our wi
/ dom to anticipate our delivery from Turkish thra
dom in the second degree, and to rejoice that on
four parents died years ago for us, instead Of con
pelling US at later d1te to die for thsm VIC cannl
! but regret, while We all enjoy the delightful fir.
| GRANGE OF newly-laid Limburger, that those odei
ferrous cheese not long ago decenty scalped an
buried All my most remarkable hearers, you
uneducated ears not expected to divulge tn
frankinceuse Of this dcciamatory depression II
| not 20 be insisted on that you be compelle
/ to guess every classic conundrum that stray
I through the air. and this is one cause
my Just Indignation. We not here today soiel
I for the purpose OF dealing out tons Of "tafTy
( No never What have the Sabarite maidens eve
done that we should crossquestion the Pope
None Then LET US proceed with the dissection {
our ignorance. No wonder that | am tame. Whe
see men hanging by their toes TO fire balloons an
women entering siX-days gpas you-pleaSe rccrcs
tons admit tina. ii | not mad before, immt
diatey go insane. BY the Vulnerable heel {
Achilles we Gisclaim against this useless expcnd