The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1880-03-09
The Emperor Of al the Russias must DC

rha rmperor Of ell the Russlas must DC
wasrv 81 lie. lie no longer wears coat
~ mail. hui bis carriages are pla'ed WIZ
,rar and such n the mysterious secrecy
rs,b which ne "a surrounded that even 'ne
Meet !, usted policemen are ignorant hsli an
hnur beforshaud Ia what direction De y
soinr. The cook Is watched Of bis WORK 10y
Two speciaI employees, and the kitcnen.oo"i
q Guarded by two sertipcls. Tue fianos
are tostef by experts, and only offered 70
Tho t,zar when they are convinced tna, no
noison h lurking in them. Fond Is ne Is OF
: GOOD cigar. he Is obliged, from similar
motives Of prudence, toforego the pleasures
Of smoking.
lpstcsd a. having the names OF lew
good dishes In plain English on pIi %
fare. hotel cooks appear to be IaDor'ns o III.
Snr The imoression that when man sHs
aowr "a table he wants 10 eat conunoruihs
- French dictionaries. An onion oy an
~.,.r n.u,e viii. smell as sweet, and hssn -
hssh Enc world over. Sometimes man
ssn,s, shc country takes home his vicfusis
,rncrsmrne To show his family what nc mas
s,ssn in the city, but he can never KNOW
himself. Tie asks for "some 81 that' anu
gets it.-Nep Orleans PicdgsHe'
MeudeIssohn in bis youth was in the en-
ploy OF q merchant. His empioyer wa
never charged with being the ihven'o, "
rowder. H he was remarkable lot sby-
;b,ny n was stupidity. AT that lime Men-
doI.sohn already enjoyed reputation
Wher an jnouusitive friend asked nun now
in The world be could work fer such DOCK
head MendeIssohn replied, "By WORKING
Tor him both OF Us are taken care OF TOT u
i WAS The master, I would feel obligeu 70
discharge him."
"Wbat was the oldest thing General
Gran, mer with sbroad?" asked smi'n.
s.The pyramids, OF course" SAID Jones.
svov sajd Smith, ~ see that Grant, wniie
q, uavana. visited the American circus.
"WeII, Won don't mean TO say tbat tue
american circus Is older than The Eeyptisn
nvramids, 20 "Perhaps not" SAID SDnn,
!.hnt ;rs Jokes. YOU know, its jokes "
Jones caved.
General Grant," says the Paris Figaro,
umsde a mistake in coming 10 Paris. BE-
fore his arrival many persons pictured Dlm
IN themselves as o kind OF Bonaparte al tne
time OF the Consulate-briiliant, profound,
audacious-a master, in short. UnDappny,
he has been seen, and the ideal IS con-
siderably battered down."
There is DO truth In the report that MISS
Anthony passed herself of on Boston peo'
pie for Mrs. Langtry. Boston people are
not blamed foois.-B Boston Post. Maybe
thov are mot. hut those who have never
heen outside Of Boston might naturally take
Miss Aprnony for great beauty courier
journal.
We believe that the doctrine OF mat mo-
new" comes about as near ldiocy as any
idea of public policy evolved since JACK
Cade's experiment in trying 10 make
quart pot bold three piDts, and we have iit-
tie respect for the Intelligence OF any man
who believes that safe medium OF ex-
change can be made without real value as
basis. Boston Herald.
"Doctors declare" says the Chicago
.yoyrnai. "tbat electric light VIII eventually
destroy the eyesight." When Edison heard
the remark he retired into his lnnermosi
laboratory. and when he had smut anu
locked and put chain against the door,
whispered to himself, with assrdonic smile,
"First catch your electric light."-Alodny
journal.
At dinner she had a doctor at either
hand. one OF whom remarked that they
were well served, since they had duck
no, ween them. eyes" she broke in-her
wit il of the sort that comes in flashes
"apd am between two quacks." Then
silence iell-Boston Transcript.
Some OF the heightened NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
able people OF Fifth avenue, New York, are
giving receptions at which only French is
spoken. Something still more remarkable
would be swell party at which only good
English was spoken.-Neao Orleans Plea
yine.
Kate Field proposes to organize CO.
lucrative milliptry establishment in New
York, with a capital OF $3.50 600. Ten OF
the forthcoming new spring bonnets viii
represent the entire capital NOriSto'on
Herald