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HOSPITAL SUPPLIES.
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

CsEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED
= by tt e Board OF Supervisors of the County Of
Sacramento, on or before TUESDAY, JULY s, 1850.
at 10 o'clock A. NJ, for the erection of a freproof
building for Hall of Records, on the lot adjoining
and west of the Courthouse, or some lot adjacent
thereto in the same block. The Board reserves the
right to reject any and all proposals. Plans and
specifications can be at the Office Of the County
Clerk 1t the Court house In the city Of Sacramento
By order Of the said Board OF Supervisors.
THOMAS II. BERkEY, Clerk.
June /, 1880. ju2td
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IRON AND BRASS FOUNDER AND MA.
Z ehinist Castings and Machinery of all kinds
made to order at the lowest prices. Guttenbergers
Horse Powers the best and cheapest made. Corner
Of Front and N streets. Sole manufacturer OF the
California Giant Quartz Mill. m26-iplm
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MARKETS.
NOTICE TO The PUBLIC.

ME- HAVE THIS DAY SOLD OUR INTEREST
Market, No. SIS street. to Gus + loNSET
ihoS. COULTER end PETER DERERNARpI. who
will continue the business under The firm, n1Tne al
COMET COULTER & CO. We ask for tho new
firm the liberal patronage that tho old one has re-
ceiyed from the public. They will aiways sustain
the reputation IS in the past with coan,cte stocs
in every department The new firm is compose,i az
live young men, who have long been connected with
the old firm, and are thoroughly posted on the re-
quirements demanded in complete family market;
which will be kept second to none on this coast
Alwa,s the earliest and choices: fruits Vegetables
and everything pertaining to their line.
DEBERNARBI & co.
DgBERNARDI & CO.. of the old firm, will con.
tinue business at $40 X street. strictly combining
themselves TO the wholesale and shipping business,
and call the attention of dealers TO the facilities Of
this firm.
Sacramento June O. 1850 iulOtf
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MEDICAL.
TO TIE UNFORTUNATEl
DR.. GIBBONS DISPEHSARY,
6s3 Kearny ST., San Francisco.

Established in 1854, for
the treatment OF Sexu
and Seminal diseased
such as Gonorrhea, elect,
Structures, Syphilis in all
its forms, Seminal Weak.
ness, Inpotency, Skin
Diseases, etc, perna-
nently cured orro charge.
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Eastern and Foreign Markets.

NEW YORK. June 10Th.
BsEApsrUYFs is quiet; Wheat is unset
tied latter at 81 22fl so.
Woob-Dul.
CHICAGO. June 10th.
wHEAr-s1 OH for July.
BAcoN-S6 so for short rib sides
PoRR-Si0 go for July.
LAED-SG 624 for July.
LIVERPOOL, June 10th.
wHEAr-Cood TO choice California. as lOd to
los Id Spot lots aud floating cargoes are dull,
though there Is good demand for red cargees on
Passage for shipment are firm I; weather showery
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CHINESE AND JAPANESE
E "a Y a. "A e.

CSAN LUNG L CO., MANUFACTURERS OF ALL
- kinds of Ladies' and Childreus Underwear,
Mems White Shirts overa'ls etc also Chinese and
Japanese Fancy Goods, Fans. etc. PRICES Re-
DUCEp TO SUIT THE TIMFeS. 526 street. be.
tween Fifth and Sixth, Sacramento. mss.iplm
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PIONEER LIVERY STABLE.

EEACKs on CALL AT ANY HOUR 81
day or night Coupos, Phse;ons, SsScRt
R,ckaw7ys, Barouches, RGggias, With the Y.Qs
best roadsters be fond in any livery stable n
coast for hire Horses Kept in livery at reasonable
"a es Stables on Fourth street, between and u
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RAILROADS. STEAMERS, Ere !.
CENTRAL. PACIFIC RaILRoAlf.
Commencing Tuesday, june 1, 1850,
ASD UNTIL YuRTHxS NOTICE.
TRAIN AID sGaTs WILL lEAYs saGRAaEh 0


As FOLLOWS.
"A A.sx-(Sun lays exesptedl -Aeconlmo6 a
Nv dation Train % Marysyide, Red bsuff arc
Redolag.
90 !. s.S(Daily>-ov { MGR, MT,
Wv Freight aud Accommodation Train.
sets A. s.-(Daiiy) Pacific Express, via Davis
~ d Benicia, for San Francisco. Connects
Sundays exeeptso) ~ Davis with -Ae, M
daSion Train 10 Woodang, Williams ano
Willows. Connects daily at Suisun iol
Vallejo, and via Napa junction for Calls
toga (stages for the Geysers)
i,ssa 4. H.-tor as soen tneresfter as ac-
tsVV ticabie, Sundays exceptedl-Ssesnler foi
San Francisco, touching at all way ports
on the Sacramento river.
sSs 4. Vs. (Oaiy)-Local Passenger Train
asoo for Stockton, Tracy, Liveimore, Niles.
Oakland and San Franc SEQ. Connects
at Gait for lone, and at Niles for SaG
Jose.
,.IAP. M.-iSundays excepted)-Iocal Pas
.s1V scnger Train Tor Davis, BcIicia and San
Francisco. Connects at SusUn ior Vallejo
and (via Napa Junction. for Calistoga.
s,0nP. M.-(Sundays exoSptedl = Passenger
ssCV Train for Davis and Woodland Con.
meets at Woodland for Williams and
Willows.
~ p. M.-psay) Alta tic Express for Col.
EV fax, Reno Carson and Yi.ginia), Battle
Mountain (Austinl, Palisade (Eureka),
Ogden, Omaha and East
s1A II. M.-(paly)-Oregon Express foi
~ Marysville, Chico, Red Bluff and Redding
(stages for Portland, Greg ny.
On II. N.@Sunda eXceptedj-Lo Ac.
Nv commodat.on Train 10 Laihrcp. Connects
with the Arizona Express for MERGED
MADEIRA yosemite and Big Trees), Mojave,
Newhsll (San Brenaventura and Santa
Barbara), Los Angeles, Santa Monica
" lmington, Santa Ana (San Diego)
Colton (San Re nsrdino), Yuma Colorado
river steamersl Maricopa Stages f,S
Phoenix and Prescottl, Casa rande Stages
for Florence,, Tucson and Pantano, 1,006
miles from San Francisco (stages for Tomb
st me, Patagonia and New MeNeo.) Sleep
i~g airs between L2throp, Los Angeles
Yuma and Tucson.
"a n. M.%tDaily|- Local Passenger Trai,
Nv forDa, is, Benicia aud San Francisco.
% +. M.-Daily)-W Westward Err grant
0V Train, via Davis and Benicia, for San Fran.
cisco.
1S r. M.-(Sundays excepted) y Passen, T
RO Train to Davis, Woodland and Knigh 8
Landing.
"a p. NJ Sundays excepted)- Virginia
w City Express for Auburn, Coifax, Truckee
AID Reno. Connects with Virginia and
Truckee RailrC for c. rson and Virginia
Sleeping Car from Sacramento TO Carson.
7. ToWNE. General Superintende
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MANUFACTURERS OF STEAM BOILERS,
WI Second sire ct, between L and NJ, Sacramento.
orders for Repairs and Sheet Iron Work promptly
attended toh city and country Ratings, Gratings,
Pop Valves and Steam Fittings of al! descriptions
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BLACK DIAMOND coal
AND SCREENINGS.

yVyHE ARoyE WELL KNOWN SUPERIOR
MONTE DIABLO COAL, the most economical
that can be used is Tor sale in lots to silt
at Black Diamond L1nding, Contra Costa county,
and at the office OF the Company, southeast
OF Folsom and Spear streets, San Francisco.
P. b. CORNWALL,
ml5-f President 3. D. G NJ CO
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Ia practiced by the youth Of both sexes to
an almost unlimited extent, producing with I'm.
erring certainty the following traiu OF morbid
symptoms, unless corbated by scientific medi.
cal measures, viz: Sallow counteIanee, dark
spots under the eyes, pain in the head, ringing in
the ears noise like the rustling Of leaves and rat
Ting OF chariots uneasness about the loins, weak
OF the lnbs confused vision, blnted Intellect,
loss OF confidence, difldence IN approaching stran
gers, dislike % form new Acquaintance DISPOSE.
ton to shun society, loes OF memory hectic tiusses,
pirnples and various eruptions about the face
furred tongue, fetid breath, coughs, consumption
night sweats, monomania and frequent insanity.
CURED At E0AsE.
Persons at distance may be cured at home by sd!
dressing letter TO DIR. GIBBoN, statinl case,
symptoms length OF time the disease has continued.
and have medicines promptly forwarded free from
damage and curiosity, 10 any part o. the country,
with full and plan. directions. BY inelesng ten dol
lars in registered letter. through the Postoice, or
through Wells, Fargo & Co., package Of medicine
will be forwarded to any part Of the Union. Please
say You this advertisement In the RECORD
UaIoS. Address, DR.. J. 2. GlBB0N,
ja2t4pti Box 1857 San Francisco
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LMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN PAINTS, OILS,
Z Glass, Yarnishes, Brushes, Wall Paper, Window
Shades and Wax Flower Goods, Pictures, holdings
Painters and Artists Materials No. 626 j, and 1905
Seventh street. Sacramento, Cal. m264ptf
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LEGAL NOTICES.
Notice to Creditors Of InSOlVent.

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE COUNTY
4 OF Sacramento State Of California. LAS
CANADY vs.. HIS CREDITORS. Pursuant to an
order OF Hon. Robert c. CT rk Judge of said superior
Court notice is hereby given to all the creditors Of
the said insolvent, SILAS CANADY, to be and
appear before Hon. Robert C. Clark, Superior Judge
the Court OF said Court, in the city OF Sacra
mento, in the county of Sacramento, on the
2lst day OF JUNE, 1850, at 10 o'clock A. NJ.
of that day, then and there to show cause, if any
they can, why the prayer of said insolyent should
not be granted, and assignment OF his estate be
made, and he be discharged from his debts and
liabilities in pursuance Of the statute in such case
made and provided; and in the meantime all
proceedings against said insolvent be stayed.
Witness my hand and seal of said Court, this
Goth day of MAY, A. D. 1880.
IsgALI T. H. BERkEY, Clerk.
By j. II. PARNELL, Deputy Clerk.
m21-1aY AVIS
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IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
1 in Fine Brandies, Wines and LIQUORS. Agents
Tor Or. Jaffe's Celebrated Cinchona Bitters; also,
agents for Ltton Springs Settler Water, Sonoma
county, California. No. III street, between Fourth
ard Fifth. m25-4p1m
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NEW MARKET.

5. Z. HARVEY AND A. 8. WOODS
nAvE OPENED I'll.
EITY PARK MARKET, NO. eoS a
Y street. Poultry, Produce and Family GSA
Market Supplies of best grades furnished fe{ySA
in season and to order. Give the new ---.Gl-2
firm n trial. nils 4p1m
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4 TToRNEY AT LAW-oFFIcE, SOUTHWEST
"A corner OF and Fourth streets. Residence,
M streot. between Fftsenth ard Sixteenth. iue4p.
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A SHIPMENT OF FINE ENGLISHSToNEA ALE /;
"a also some Genuine Irish Whisky, the finest
known for medicinal purposes. Call and give them
trial. DAVID COOPER, English Ale House, cor
ner Second and streets. m2o1m
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w. A. HEGEsON, M. d..

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office, southwest corner of Seventh and J
streets in Bry els new building, up stairs. Resi-
dence southeast corner Of Seventh and n streets,
Sacramento. Office hours to and 6 to P N.
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EoNTRACToRS AND BUILDERS, ARE PRE-
Z pared to 90 all kinds of work in their inc, in
city or country PRINCIPAL place OF business Sacra
mento. Shop, 50 Second street, between and L.
Post-office Box, 40, Sacramento. ml6 4ph
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ICE---ICE.
z G = !!
Sacramento lee Company.

Mos lois TO 1922 STREEr.-wE HAVE
IN now fully established the fact of the per-
manancy of the above institution. and the
superiority of our Ice. Have broken down monopoly
and extortionate prices. Our Ice is frozen
from the pure water of our famous Artesian
Well, and unlike the Ice obtained from stagnant
pools, filled with decayed vegetable matter, or
manufactured from Alkali or Alum Water, by
dangerous chemical process, is perfectly pure and
has been demonstrated TO outlast the best natural
lee Our wagons deliver to all parts of the city, at
1 cent per pound, and to packers and dealers at
special rates. Our depot at 1922 street, and the
old Ice Depot, at 1909 Third street, is open at all
reasonable hours. ]. L. COLES, D. Ii. COLES and
L. +. AIKEN. m22-iplm
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uaD,uE CHARLOTTE ROBERT.
Fg0,IrELT & KERN,

TyRoM PARIS, HAS OPENED FIRsT-CLAss
~ Dressmaking Est 'blishment, southwest corner
Eighth and streets. Dresses made in the latest
Partisan styles, and at reasonable rates. m17-lmS
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1 T1oRNEY AND COUNSELOR At LAW,
| n Office in Quinn's building, corner Of
Fourth and streets Cup stars Sacramento Iju6 ip
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A. b. NIXON, NJ. D.,

NOTARY PUBLIC.-oFFICES MCFARLAND &
IN FARR, Rooms 6, and s, southwest corner
Fourth and streets, Sacramento, Cal. m19.4p1m
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HAMMOND,

NJ. Z. BEARD q GU,
STATIONERY, BLANK BOOKS, WRAPPING
= Paper, Etc, No. S12 street, between Third
aud Fourth iu6 4plm
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Seminal Emissions thu

Observation-Disclosures.
!. This solitary vice or de-
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CARRIAGES. HARNESS, ETC,
REAL ESTATE & INSURANCE.


coast. mpetton.
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ReoT, NELSON AZ CO.,


EYNION FOUNDRY-IRON AND BRASS
I Founders and Macbiri5ts, Front street, be-
tween and o. Castings ana Machinery of every
description made to order. m2i-4plm
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w. Il. ENEGHTS,

H<oRNER OF FRONT AND STREETS
u Highest price for Hides, Sheep Pets and
TaIlow Supplies Butchers with Salt, Paper, latest
improved Sausage Machines, Suffers, Lard Presses
Etc. Prompt cash returns made for all consign-
ments m1S-4ptf
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J. CARLH.
a J. CROLY.
GABLE & CROLY.

A RTISTS IN FREsCo.-oFFICE AT NEWS
N Depot, Fourth street. between and X.
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THE DAILY REC0RD-U
JUNE II. 1880.
OREGON.

EoW POLITICAL MATTERS ARE PRO-
CROSSING UP NORTH.
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A. j. YER M lily n

GoUNTY CORONER AND UNDERTAKEN
Z No. los street, between Fourth and Fifth.
Always On hand large assortment of Metallic and
Wooden Caskets Burial Cases and Collins Shrouds
furnished and Funeral wreaths Preserved Country
orders will receive prompt attention On short notice
and ST loves rates. apl4Apln
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f. FOSTER,
1856.
Err, 1879.

DooK BINDER, PAPER RULER AND BLANK
Ed Book Manufacturer, No. 80 street, between
Third and Fourth, Saci amento. m2G-4pu
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REMOVED.

EHARLES T. JONES AND ED. NJ. MARTIN,
" Attcrneys-at-Law and Notaries Public, have
removed their Office TO No. 607 l street, between
Sixth and Seventh. m2i-4pim
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MANUFACTURER OF IRON DOORS, SHUT.
lSE ters, Ratings, Gratings, Hcuse-w0rk and
Blacksmithirg in general, No. las street, between
Fifth and Sixth Second nand Doors lor sale
m22-4ptf
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CtURGEoN-IN-CHIEF CENTRAL PACIFIC
= Railroad Hospital. Office, No. 900 street.
over Gogings' drug store. Residence, No. 920 N
street Visits Railroad Hospital daily at $3.50 A. M.
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EFONECPATHIC PHYSICIAN-oFFICE AND
i residence, Nathan building, corner OF Seventh
and l streets. Office hours. $50 A NJ, to
and to 8 p. m30-4plm
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PROPOSALS WANTED.
WOOD FGR COUNTY HOSPITAL.

PROPOSALS. WILL BE RECEIVED BY THE
Board of Supervisors for One Hundred Cords
OF Mountain Pine, Four-foot WOOD, to he delivered,
piled and measured at County Hospital.
Bids to be opened JUNE 21st, at II \. NJ.
iu9-i lot Y. H. BERKEY, Clerk.
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ASK your druggist FOR Haamer's Cascara
Sagrada BitterS.
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CHANGE OF TIME.

A. n. ToWNE.. General Superintende t
I. II GOODMAN. .Ge-l1 Psssr and Ticket Aga t
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III. n. McWILlIAMs,

tween and j. Machinery OF all kinds made
to order and repaired. Sole manufacturer of Car
isles Patent Derrcks Lawn Mowers Repaired.
For sale, 25-horse stationary engine and boiler,
complete. ml4-4pu
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DR. HATCH.
G, III. KeEBs d CO.,

nFFICE "a STREET.-oFFICE HOURS: {
~ A. NJ and 1890 to Pm. m29-tf
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"SrLENcE Is GOLDEN. Aunt Has
any one been at these preserves: :" Dead
silence.l Have you touched them Jem-
N.Y." Jenny" Pa never lows me to
tall. at dinner
CAscA SAGRsDA, or Sacred Bark, is the
great medicine which forms the basis Of Ham
mer's Cascara Sagrada Bitters.
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optIiiiANSlTbtcd. IAuahstSu VI anu bCcl
OF MANHOOD, from whatever cause produced.
IT ENRlCHES AND PURIFIES THE BLOOD
strengthens the Nerves. Brain, Muscles, Dig. sion,
Reproductive Organs, and PHYSICAL and Mental
Faculties 1t stops any unnatural facilitating
drain upon the system, preventing involuntary
losses, facilitating Dreams etc II IS sure
climnator Of all KIDNEY and BLADDER COM
PLANTS. To those suffering from the effccts
of youthful indiscTetions or excess, speedy
cure is guaranteed. Price, So 50 per bottle, or five
bottles in case. with full directions and advice, $40
Sent secure from observation to any address upon
receipt of pnce or G. o. d. To be had only direc
Of DR.. SALF1ELD, No. 2l6 REARNY STREET
San Francisco Cal. CommmicationsZ "A
strictly confidential Consultations by ~
letter or at Office, FREE. Office hours, 10S
70 3 ard C toS P. NJ. Sundays, from IL to ~
only. @''AswtfSW E$
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BUSINESS CARDS.


| a TToRNEY AT LAw-oFFICE, FIFTH ST.,
| "a betwesn l and j. Residence, No. ao7 /
street. between Seventh and Eighth. ju10-4plm
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SHIELDS Il yBITELAw,

c. F. SHIELDS, formerly Fore 7 wu,rpt .w
man G. p Boiler Shop "
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$. sOLON HOLL,
MISS l.. ;. KELLOGG, ii. D.,

A TToRNEY AND CoUNsELoR-AT-LAw,
"A CORNER SIXTH AID l STREETS, SACRAMENTO,
CAL. mS0.4p1m
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,gULEUs sTEETE,
CAPITAL ALE yAULTs,

SUCCESSOR TO FOX & sTRUTZ, IMPORTER
= and Wholesale Dealer in Wines and Liquors,
No Al street, Sacramento. Sole agent for Falk's
Milwaukee Beer ml4-4plm
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

OF certain eastern ex-Govern-
or q pleasant story is related. Once
upon time he visited Worcester.
and called upon an acquaintance
who owned many fine pictures.
The Ex-Governor went about the
room examining these until he came
to a painting of the Madonna hang
ing above the mantle. He peered
up through his eye-glass, "And
who-er-is this 7" he asked. THAT"
said the acquaintance, ais Ma
donna" "Ah," said the ex-Gov-
ernor, blandly, "is she Worcester
lady T.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

"Ah Mrs. Dasher," said gushing
Mrs. Simpleton during her morn
ing call show delightful that bou-
quet of violets and roses perfumes
your parlors." "Do you really no.
tice it" replied the widow with a
smile of ill-concealed triumph.
"Why, they're only artificial, my
dear Mrs. Simpleton." That even
ing when Simpleton came home he
found his wife confined to her bed
with high fever, and no supper
ready.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

A conjugal affection depends
largely upon mutual confidence,
81 make it rule" said a wiseacre
to his friend, "to tell my wife ev-
erything that happens. In this
way we manage to avoid any mis-
understanding" Not to be out
done in generosity the friend re-
piled: "Well, sir, you are not so
open and frank as l am, for l tell
my wife great many things that
never happen"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

indianapolis schools will hereaf-
ter study the science and geometry
of dress. 1t will be beautiful to
hear these girls talking about the
hypothenuse of princess train or
the acute angle of tight-fitting
boot. Geometry of dress! Ge
whillikins {! "Blue Jeans, put on
your right-angle tri-angled over
coat, and go down to Silk & But
toms and get me a comic section of
pale blue ribbon. Git"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

Hasn't there been enough seem
ter-mentality INDUCED in about
Fanny Davenport's nosei We have
blown our nose hundreds of tremen-
dous blows since we had this cold
in the head, but have not thought
it worth while to talk about it in
the papers.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-06-09

The priest of French country
church, where the men sit on one
side of the isle and the women on
the other, being annoyed in the
middle of his sermon by babbling
conversation, gently reminds the
congregation that it should be ST.
lent. One of the women arises and
exclains: 81 want you to notice,
father, that the chattering isn't on
this side of the isle this time"
"All the BETTER" replies the priest,
meekly, "it won't last so long"
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ye have, or I'll kick ye out Of the
very box ye sit in, be jabers."

The pleasures of friendship.
"Joe, what makes your nose so
red I" Friendship" "Friend-
ship! How do you make that out!"
"I've got friend who is very fond
of brandy, and as he is too weak
to take it strong, I've CO instituted
myself his taster."
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"See y said a reverend gentle
man, "here is an illustration. At
one time l should have sworn aw-
fully at this fly-but, look now"
Raising his hand, he said, gently,
"Go away, fly; go away" But the
fly only tickled his nose all the
more. The reverend gentleman
raising his hand with some vehem-
ence, made a grab at the offender,
and being successful, opened the
window to throw the insect from
him, when in extreme disgust, he
exclaimed, "Why, d it, it's
wasp !"
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There are a great many men in
this world who imagine they are
born with genius, and lie down on
the sofa and wait for an inspiration
untilsome other fellow, who thought
himself a Ounce, rises by hard la
Dor to a competency, buys the sofa,
and leads the waiting genius by
the ear. This is not a joke ; it is
a fact.
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A man has just died in the Ports
mouth, IN. H. poorhouse, who was
11S years old, and who had been an
inmate of the poor house for sew
enty-six years. Young man, if
you want to live to good old age,
quit your carousing and go to the
poor house. 1t beats o liver-pad.