The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-01-22
Pennsylvania DEITsH.



Mr.. DRooKER-Sidder os ich GUS bis
ness bin glawb ich net os ich besser du
con os mich GUS gevva for n leading pol
itishener, un nj g@ for der Grant For
dri odder feer moonat tzuriCk hob ich
g'maned ich wet selwer rous cootna for
President, aver de Bevvy bahawpt os
wann ich rous COON bleib ich aw hous.
TN iCh suspect SO hut recht, for ich mus
confessa os de beshty un shmartshty
menner uftmohls gabutta werra.
Aver my notion is os wann ich IN
Grant all my influence un support geb
werd ar aw elect. I'm wann ar du't, Wass
d'noP According tzu der rule w@er ich
dino sewler entitled tzu anes fun de
beshty ofices-in cabinet, un wann g
uf mich sw coomd wellas os ich aw nem,
don decide ich in favor fun Secretary
fun der Treasury. Uf sell bin ich willens
tzu compromise un tzurick tzeega i'm
Grant 81 favor
Kensht du der Grant? Wann du goot
NIT 'm bakont bisht don 81 so goot un
sawg IN os ich ready bin for compromi-
sa--ni ge for cen for President provid'
ing ar du't mich aw shtella OILS der
hawpt boss in der Treasury.
Ich hob aw now n plan for der Grant
orriCk popular tzu maucha. lch pro-
pose os mer N reception uf krega doh i'm
sEteddle, un ich under oft Solaklupper
un der Johuny Honnaberge un der
Sammy Schnitzler un etleCh onnery
wela N meeting halta for de prepara'
tions maucha, De understanding is o5
mer n tzeit fxa for der Grant, un os ar
ons Kitzelderfers shtup'd, un wann ar
aw coom'd os iCh dino N wilcom speech
mauch, un der Grant aw, un dino du't
der Sammy SChnitzler drei cheers prop
osa, un dino wann sell ferbel is du lch
moofa I'm seConda os meer, g tulk fun
Schliffeltown, der Grant now nominaols
der ridical consarvatif republikawnish
fulks condidswt for President, Dn'o
mooshts in de Tzeitung nj publisha os
ich der mon bin os der Grant g'nominate
hut, un sell gebt mer d'no orrick feel in
fuence net usht doh i'm Shteddle, aver
iyverall i'm gonsa lond. De fact is sell is
about der w@g os lett grose werra-se
missa selwer on de front cooma un nj
ga for grossy jobs. Amer os yusht
shpunk gaunnk hut for n klse empty os
tzu sawga nix w@rt is, 80 amer grickt uft
net amohl go feel fun empty Oh IN 81
sols batzawlt. De beshty Republican
leaders os mer hen ollaWeil sin karls os
net maner fit sin os de average fun unser
schlifeltoWner. Aver SO Cooma grose
rous, un sell mauCht se popular
Heitich dawgs maucht g nix GUS eb n
mon airlich is odder net, odder we 81
corrochter is-wann ar yusht geld i'm
sock hut un fney Claider uf, m bookel.
Wann ar feel shoolda hut un bstzawlt
nemond, sell prooft os ar n shmarter
mon is un k@ 80 n ormer ding os tzu
blaid is for sich n sitz nemma uf der
fornt bonk. Now, ich hob my mind uf
g'maucht for der lead tzu nemma in
favor fun Grant. Es is wohr der Grant
is aW yusht n mensh, un q war aw
amohl n tzeit os ar du hut missa we lch
selwer wann iCh OILS ons Kitzelderfers
ga-muss OILS warda un watcha bis ebber
| COOD0u uH bbWBG OOOH W. bOONot hA
nemt amohl anes." OF course, d'no bin
ich OILS n bu, un travel so mitm crowd.
Es is yusht ca ding OBJ mer net aw
shtet NIT m Grant. Es warn member
fun der Grant Committee in Phildelfy .os
mich Gus sex dawler b'shissa hut NIT
selam ferdeivelt drei cord monty game.
Wann iCh for sure wist os der Grant sell.
wer in co war NIT selly rascals, don, of
course, date iCh n net supporta. De
Bevvy bahawpt ar w@r gor net tzu goot
for selwer in 30 batreegerei nj lzu gee
we'll ar un 81 mon BabCoCk members
fun whisky ring waura, un de Bevyy
sawgt n mon os m whisky ring helft 8
geld shtaila, 80 amer date aw b'sheisa i'm
dri.cord monty game.
Aver, ich con 3 doch net glawa os der
Grant 80 shleCht is os we sell. lch glawb
net os ar siCh boddera date NIT ennich
ebbas os net orrick grose batzawlt-so
about we der whisky ring. Anyhow ich
shtick tzu'm Grant, providing ar pledged
sich os ar 3 recht ding for mich du't.
PIT ScHwEFFELBRENNER.