The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-06-16
Various and ali About.
Warm enough.
Showers needed.
Business is very flat.
Great dearth of news.
Rain is much needed.

Press Association meets this week.
Gardens about town are parching mp.
There are Al names on the Confed-
crate Monument.
The butcher who trusts loses flesh,
Says the Philadelphia Chronicle.
The Court House is very poorly VEN
tilated in spite of its many windows.
If YOU arc troubled with rheumatism
use Kendall's SPAWN Cure See Adv'r.
! spartanburg has boy II years old,
WHO measures 6 feet S inches in height.
| The worm show in front of the Court
House is anything but an agreeable
sight.
The excursion of Mr.. Herbert Evans
to Hendersonyille will be made on the
22nd.
Newberry will have big delegation
at Columbia to witness the Firemen's
Tournament.
There has been wonderful improve
ment in the Greenville Nea0S since it
changed hands.
A great many men who start out to
reform the world leave themselves off
for the last job.
Abbeyile and Spartanburs have had
green corn, and Columbia and other
sections hrve had ripe peachers.
When you want old papers bring a
nickel or a dime along to pay for them.
They are not furnished gratuitously.
Try 'Kendall's SPAWN Cure . sure
remedy for Spavins, Curbs. Ringbones,
or any enlargements Of the joints. See
Adv't.
One Of the best rules in conversation
is, never tc say thing which any of
the company can reasonably wish had
been left unsaid.
Rev. NJ. M. Boyd having resigned
the position Of enumeratorfo for Township
No. s, Mr.. H. G. Moses has been ap-
pointed in stead.
Abbeyille has a black rabbit, and the
-Nedjala,a says it may be the fore runner
Of some black disaster. AS runner
that rabbit won't be worth cent now.
It was little fellow who had to live
and learn who asked his mother if
bees had splinters in their tails when
his bare feet came down upon a yellow
hornet.
Brother said the Dean of East
minister to the Dean of Westminster,
What does the prayer-book mean by
'whirled without end % Externally.
gyrated, I SUPPOSE was the response.
The editor Of the Dayton Record,
found $4,000 in greenbacks in field
while hunting, but as ill-luck would
have it there were four other men with
him, and one ofthem was the owner Of
the money. Editors never have q fair
show.
Commencement week rapidly draws
near, and there will be great man Y
visitors in town d; in view Of this we
hope the country will be more gener-
Gus with chickens, eggs. and butter,
than during the late Conference. Help
rs of the town out, and don't charge
eXtravagant prices for your plunder
either.
mo, William" she mournfully ut
tered, still allowing him to retain her
hand. mo. William, I can't marry
you. don't believe you can provide
wife with butter upon your present
salary, and I can't eat oleomargarine."
A woman who loves butter better than
man ought to live and die an old
maid.
Major Mordecai. of the Whitaker
court, is lineal descendant of him
who sat at the gate of-now look out!
A haze you ear us!-Philadelphia
Bulletin. G. Hosephat! what a pun!
And yet we have seen Mordecai-d jokes,
rs it were-Norristow Herald. But
if Ha-man persists in such puns send
him to the gallows before every woman
in the land becomes Esther-ical.-Bos-
ton Globe.
There is one advantage the citizen
in town has over his country brother if
no other. He don't Lave to answer
one-third of the questions to the census
taker. His age, occupation, when he
first saw daylight, and when bis re-
spected parents saw the same, together
with the number of his children, their
ages, and that of his wife being the
same. In the country it is bother, for
besides the above, the number of chick
ems big and little, pounds of butter,
cattle, horses, hogs, goats and number
less other things have to be accounted
for. It is no wonder that the farmer
if at all inclined to be crrsty shows his
pen feathers.
Ludden & Bates Grand Clearing Out Sale
The one grand chance Of a lifetime to
buy fine Piano or Organ "awfuj cheap"
Commencing May Is and ending
July l. To save heavy expense and