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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-06
"IoRD COURTENAY'su EXAMINATION.

The examination # &. Pelham Clinton, alias Sir
Hugh COurtenay, alias A. Cunningham Dennlson,
alias Lord Maurice La Pierre Beresford, was begun
YESTERDAY morning before Justice Smith a. the
Jefferson Market Police Cour. The accused man
Was arrested upon compliant of Albert q. 7.
Speycr of No. 415 West Tweuty-thiTd-st., who
alleged IN his complaint that on January s. 1850,
Clinton by means of false represent liOns induced
him to loan HIM $40. DR.; John b: Wmte, OF NO.
zoo Madisou-aye., testified that lie knew the
accused man by the name of Clinton that he met
him in Portland. Me-, in 1875, bur had no business
transactions with him. On the cross-examlnatiOn
tie witness declined to swear that the prisoners
correct name was not e. Pelham Clinton. John
fiat he met the person calling himself {. Pelham
Clinton two Years ago. He rhen called himself
Courtenay He could not say that the prisoners
name was not c. Pelham Clinton. Arthur X. Ran
dolph of No. q West Nn"teentll-St, SAID that lie
Knew Lord Ciuton in England by sight very well.
several nephews living The prisoner was not Lord
Courtenay, son OF the Earl Of Devon. Upon cross
examination the witness could not swear that the
prisoner was not T.. Pelham Clinton or that he was
not a son of Lord Pelham Clint0n. Ibe witness
knew one by that name.
Albert G. p. Speyer, of No. Ais West Twenty
thrd-st. testified that the prisoner came 70 HIM
with letter of Introduction from a. L. Gordon
Cumming, but be did not preserve the letter. know
ing that il was genuine. The prisoner said that he
was a grandson of the Duke of Newcastle; that his
father was the of the Duke of Newcastle, and
that he was a cousin of the young Duke of New
castle. lie said that when he was a child he was at
the siege of Lucknow that he belonged TO the
English Army, aud was a commissioned officer, but
did not state his rank On the strength OF ms rep
reservations the witness advanced nun money
SI10 IN all. On the crOss-exanluatl0n the witness
would not say that the letter did not introduce the
prisoner al the son Of Lord Pelham Clinton. The
further examination was adjourned until to-day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-06

was very i'll with Billions Intermittent
Fevar all remenIes failed III nsed Dr. liOLANs PAD
tho absorptive plasters medlcaied foot baths
MAEk DAY, 2Si West Baltnore-sti balunnOre
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-06

UAvRE Dec 5-Arrived. str Canada. iron Newly ork.
sailed, sur sucvia, from Hamburg for New-fork.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-12-06
tAnogncesncnts.

EVERY WnIrER should send for q history OF
the MacKinaon Find Pcrcl." its uses. nflccs &c
Mailed free by MACKISSoN pm Co, 300 Broadway
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
Flower-Garden and Lawn.

Now that the hottest days are passed the
grass will grow more rapidly, and the lawn
mower will he more frequently used Annual
grasses especially the Finger Grass will
spring up. but as il lasts for only the season. il
il does not seed if will give but little trouble
hereafter.
Ner LairBs may he made, and the grass seed
sown this month. Fall sowing is preferred to
that in spring. if the season is favorable for its
getting good start before winter comes.
CaaAds.-Both flowers and foliage should he
making fine display now. Prolong the bloom
by cutting away the stalks, as soon as the How
ers fade.
Dahlias-A large plant viii frequently need
more than n single stake to support its many
spreading and fower-laden branches. Unless
when the plant ought to he at its best. Remove
the blooms they pass their prime.
ChrysGnthemHms.-Coming when nearly all else
is gone they deserve the more general cultiva-
ton for both their lateness and beauty. II
ported, they can be kept in bloom for several
weeks in the greenhouse window. Those
wanted to flower in doors should he potted
when the buds are well formed, and shaded q
few days.
GeraHiHms should make a fine show of bloom
now. Make cuttings now for next years stock.
Ornamental Trees and Shrubs may he set out in
autumn In removing cvergreens the CHIEF
point is to prevent the roots from becoming dry
during the operation. This is by many regarded
| as a favorable time of year to move them.
Herbaoeoas PerenRidls-FaIl is the best time ID
transplant many of these, those like the
Pseony will not bloom the same year, if moved
in the spring.-4meican Asrienitxrisf, for SIP
fe1nbef.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
XIII Che CLARK I'm. Paw the Bill.

A worthy Southerner was speaking of the dis
tress through which his State had passed. ''We
lost everything in the world but honor, he said.
"Why, sir, there was Col. Carter Of Gainesville,
as heightened n gentleman as you ever saw.
He'd lost everything in the world hut his honor.
Now, Grant sent Yankee Postmaster to Carriers
VILE, and one day the Colonel wanted to send a
letter TO his factor in New Orleans, and as he'd
lost everything but honor, he asked the Yankee
TO trust him for three cent stamp, aud the fell
low wouldn't do il, and of course, the Colonel
drew his pistol and shot him dead. Aud do You
know, sir, it took all the exertiOns of Judge
Bowie and some of our most influential citizens
to prevent that thing from coming to lawsuit 2
This is not unlike the narrative of the two Ken.
tuckians at a Chicago hotel. One of them was
fiercely disputing the correctness Of the bill
which the clerk had just presented TO him, when
the ether took him by the arm and said: go
lionel, never forget that You are a Kentuckian
Kill the clerk, but pay the bilL"-Ner HorI
Hour.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
APunctnaI Postmistress,

The Atlanta CoHsfifHfiOR vOuches for the fol-
lowing AS being true copy of report on nile IN
the department at Washington. The writer Is
identified by Peoria (Ills.) paper, and the doc
ument speaks for itself II the first effort OF
the Waterford postmstress TO render quarterly
report:
WATERFORD, fulton co i'll July the
ls57-muster james buckanin, president of the
United States Dear Sur Bean required by the IN
structions of the post Office 20 report quartly,
now foolfill that pleasn duty by reportin as fol-
lows. The harvestin has been gOin on pretty
well and most Of the nabors have got their cut
tin about dun, wheat is hardly an average crap,
on rollin lans corn is yellowish and corn wont
out than ten or fifteen bOOsllis to the akeIt
the health of the communitie is only Tolerably
meezils and colery have broke Outin about = and
n half miles from hear, THAR powerful awaken
of the subjee of religun in the potts nabOrhOod
and many soils are bein made to know their sins
forgiven miss nancy Smith neer nabor had
: twins day before yesterday this is about all |
know and have 10 report the present quarter Civ
my respects to Mrs. Buehanin and subscribe my
self yours TroOly
Abigail jenkins
NJ af fulf IN ills
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
Our Strap Book.
tbs FIyE-ANp-TwENrY YEARS.

Sitting upon the cottage staop.
BY Autumn naples shaded,
l can the gentle visions up
That time had nearly fIiesl
The evening light comes from the west
In streams OF golden glory;
So. fold your heal love. On my breast
And hear my oldrn sfhry.
It's five-and-twenty years. my dear.
Since, hearts and hands together.
We launched cur bark. the ocean clear
And all sers-ne the weather.
With simple trust in Providence
We st the sails upon her;
Ny fortune. hope and common sense
Your dowry. love and honor.
For fve-ana-twenfy YEAR. my lore.
The pillows lightly skimming:
One day the skies grew murk and dresr.
Our eyes and spirits dimming;
How dark that night fIDsne.l overhead
When hope fOresav nsoFrow
And We beside our firstlins dead
Drank our firzt cup Of soTT,w.
lis ffve-and twenty years. my dear.
Yet musie's in our dwelling
The children prattse that We hear
About our heaFth-stOne swelling.
God bless them all, the lovin. hand.
So glad To call you mother;
With heart TO heart and hand to liand
ClInging 10 ONT another.
Through five-and-tweDiy years, my dear.
WheDe'er my arm was weary,
And Eraroe ! knew the way Ia steer,
Your words were ever rhesry.
When mid the iempes;s and the night.
With courage sor,ly shrinking.
Then on our way God gave rs light.
That kept our faith fron sinking
lis Extraordinarily Years. my dear,
Slight change in yuu revealing;
But DER my hrnw-you $50 them herr
The silver hairs are stealing.
Yet lrt them come while still thy bress;
RETAINS the fond emotion
That nerye1l my arm when first We presst
Our way out On life's ocean.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

TIE .'IcE-WATER DRUSKARp.'- The free ice
water tank in the City Hall Park, New York.
excites the ire of the Retailer, the champion of
the beer and wine interests, and it says: 'The
vice of drinking ice-watrr is growing one. Its
devntees are numbered by hundreds of thou
sands, and they carry on their exeesses boldly,
and in the most public and shameless manner.
The man or woman whom this demon of drink
has marked for its prey is familiar object,
known ut once from the marks of dissipation.
The iee-water drinker is thin, worn, and unen-
ergetie Constant collie has bent his frame, the
fires of his body extinguished; their light has
fled from his eyes, and their glow is gone from
his skin. He is dyspeptie. He has blue lips and
chalk-colored cheeks. He is melancholy and
spiritless. and he will tell you that eating has
no longer any pleasures for him. Give him the
dipper. and you may have your laughter and
good feIlowship-only give him the clipper. For
that he will sacrifice ALL He must go ON yield
ing more and more to the frightful habit he has
formed, and finally dying the death of an ice
water drunkard.n
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

TOMATOES Az GRATIS.-Dip the tomatoes in
hot water. and peel them; cut them in half; rul
baking-tin with garlic, butter it, lay the tOma-
toes side by side, and fill each half with the fol
lowing composition: Two parts Of breadcrums
one part mushrooms finely minced, little pars
ley, chopped fine; pepper and salt to taste; PM
a small piece of butter on each. Bake for ten OF
fifteen minutes and serve.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

A PERIODIC PENITENT.-An old reprObate once
lived in this city, who always reformed whenever
a of revival came, and as invariably lapsed
from virtue rs soon as the excitement was over,
On one occasion he rose at experience meet
ing and gave vent to his renewed joy in lOnd tri-
umphant tones. 81 have been plucked as a
brand from the burning" shouted he; 81 am
pure and holy, and sure of heaven at last. y
''Amen, Brother b., was the response of the
shrewd leader of the meeting; ''may the Lord
take you now, before You have another chance
TO backslide." The Democratic party is the
Brother Is. in the church political. Once every
four years it takes its seat on the monrneE'
bench, passes through reforming spasn, and
then shouts aloud that it is once more pure and
clean" The people put it on probation, but
long before the time is up the old story is repeat
ed OF ''the SOW that washed TO its wallowing
in the miro r-Nelr HdreH Palladium
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

SWEET PICKIEp PEABs.-TO seven and a half
pounds of fruit three and a half pounds of sugar,
one and half pints vinegar, one ounce cloves
and cinnamon each. If the pears hard, boil
till nearly doneih water, then put in the boiling
syrup to cook till done; Int if they the seckel
or any ripe pear, boil in syrup till fork pene-
trates them easily. Take out and boil the syrup
half an hour, or less if it gets too thick. Pour
over pears when hot when cold tie up.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
GO DOWN, HANCOCK

Written for Messy Payne" the Sweet Singer of
drTsonville Prison
The Rebels thought they'd got US fast
Let Old Hancock go!
For Garteld's bound 10 win at last;
Let Old Hancock 20!
CHoRUr-
Stay thar. Stay thar Thar's whar You belong!
Old Tilden didn't take his seat;
Let Old Hancock GO
His barl got empty. and he got beat
Let Old Hancock go!
CnoErs-Go down, Hancock! etc.
Gramercy Park il in a rage;
Let Old Hancock go!
And English sleeps in an irun cage;
Let Old Hancock 60!
CHoRrs-Go down, Hancock! etc.
Hendricks and Bayari's laid aside:
Let Old Hancock 60!
4 brand trick is being tried
Let Old Hancock go!
CnoKrs-Go down. Hancock! etc.
They've trotied out West Point ape;
Let Old Hancock go,
And they re going to run him on his shape;
Let Old Hancock go!
CHoHUs-lio down. Hancock! etc.
No cors-t man can ever win:
Let Old Hancock GO,
The style IL nice but the game u thin;
Let Old Hancock go
CuoRus-Cio down, Hancock! etc.
November next we'll try their grit
Let Old Hancock go
The man that wins won't suit them Bit
Let Old Hancock GO!
CHoRus-Go down. Hancock etc.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

THE CosT PRICE.-The other day a rough-lOok-
ing man stepped into clothing store in Carson,
New, and wanted TO buy a suit of clothes The
price was 800 but after a careful examination of
at the figures named, and started for the door.
"Holt on" said the proprietor, ''sell 'em at de
cost brice." The clerk asked how much, and
the ''bOss" said in German SIG. The country
man turned around and said he guessed he'd take
another look at 'em anyhow. He tried them on
and got before the glass. "Cost price, you say p
The clerk assented, and the countryInan handed
him SIG remarking:
''You can tie the old ones up."
''HOld on the cost price is s24, said the clerk.
''Guess you're mistaken; l heard the boss say
s16."
The boss looked up with: "By Jennie! can
you speak Ghermani / thought you vas an
Irihman all de vile"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
DEMOCRATS.
(AIE-"B Baby Nine. 7
ny Y. 4. BARRETT.

Your cry of Frauds sham.
Observation-Disclosures
You went back on Cipher sam,
Observation-Disclosures
Better let that issue be.
For your rank hypocrisy
All the people plainly see,
Democrats
An the people plainly see,
Democrats,
Gallant Hancock's coat of Blue,
Observation-Disclosures
Cannot hide your Gray back crew,
Observation-Disclosures
As Your motley host we scan,
We detect the traitor elan,
And well nullify their plan,
Observation-Disclosures
And well nullify their plan,
Democrats.
While our soldiers graves are green,
observation-disclosures
While their scarrcd forms yet ART seen,
Observation-Disclosures
Shall the cause for which they fought,
And the rights their blood has bought,
lie triumphant, as they ought,
Observation-Disclosures
BE triumphant, As they ought,
Democrats
Der the land they tonight to save,
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Long shall Freedoms banner wave,
Observation-Disclosures
With brave Garfield in our van
Arthur, too, firm Union man
We will rout your Tory band,
Observation-Disclosures
han
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

SWEET PIcELED TOMAToEs.-One peck tozna-
toes peeled; four pounds brown sugar, one quart
cider vinegar. one ounce stick cinnamon, one
half ounce cloves; tie in Swiss muslin bagse hsfl
together till well cooked; put the tomatoes in a
colander, keeping them as whole as possiblsf boil
the Juice slowly three four hours, until thick
put the tomatoes back; boil up once, with the
spice ont of the bags; put in jars, and when cold
tie up.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

BOILED CUCUMBERs.-Take half dozen large
young cucumbers wash and quarter lengthvisc;
put them in pint of boiling water, with two
teaspoonfuls of salt, let them boil gently till per-
fectly tender, keeping closely covered; add more
water if necessary, though the less water you
use the better they are; drain perfectly dry and
serve ON buttered toast, with salt, if necessary,
and a little white pepper.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

structiOns in certain parlor ''amusements," ex-
plains how to put yourself throug keyhole as
follows: 'Double up piece of paper with the
word yourself written on il, and then put it
through the keyhOle." What an edifying sight
if must be to see dozen twenty grown peo-
pie, of different sexes, indulging in this exciting
and highly intellectual pastime! The brain that
conceived so stupendOus an idea must surely
have been Immediately lost in its immensely
No wonder our Young men are no longer attrac-
ted by the glded saloons, the glare and tinsel of
the theatre and of the wine cup, when they can
find round their own hearthstdnes such entranc-
ing iOys as these!-B0stOR TrdRseript.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

SrIcED APPLEs.-Eight pounds of apples pared
and guartered, four pounds of sugar, one quart
of vinegar, one ounce stick cinnamon, half ounce
cloves. Boil the sugar, vinegar and spices to-
gether; put in the apples while boiling, and let
them remain till tender (about twenty minutes }
Boil down the syrup until thick and pour it over
4 liz r.lit
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

CRAZE JEILY.-The fruit should not he too
ripe: wash, remove the stems, and put into a
porcelain kettle with just enough water to keep
from burning; simmer until the grapes are soft,
then strain through n cloth or flannel bag, and
to each pint of juice one pound Of sugar; boil
twenty Minutes
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

A PLAIN and unschooled man, who had re-
ceived his educatian principally beneath the
open sky. in the field and forest, and who had
welded the axe more than the pen, while speak
ing of children, remarked with true and beauti-
full simplicity, The little chips nearest the
heart
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

GRAPE wISE.-One quart grape juice, three
quarts water, two and a half pounds of common
brown sugar. Keep in an open barrel nine DAYS.
covering only with muslin to exclude insects:
then put in close eask, fastening the bung, and
set ii aside till spring. Then rack off, and bottle.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

OVERRIDING THE THISG.-A New York Tribune
reporter tells of a secondhand clothes dealer in
that city who offered TO sell him ''goat" for
two dollars, which was made for General Grant.
In answer to the question why, if he made it for
Grant Grant did not take il, the dealer murmur-
ed: ale ordered cotton velvet on der COLLAR, und
make er meestake and put on seek dot make
him 50 med he Won't take i'll.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
0lle Fun Of the Ching.
A DEMocRAT1c cAMpAIeN SONG.
rrsE-~Jo1a Andersoa, ny 10.

AtNE- onae -ltAuCfsptaT 10y ~
It's hard to swallow crow, boys.
IL goes against the grain;
Bat down the stuff must 20, boys,
In spite Of all the pain.
We chawed II first IN sixty four,
And then in iseyrnty-twe.
And now we have another mess,
We've got TO put II rhnsugh.
The Democratic oyster.
We had in 'sixty-eight
He tasted Of the copper. boys
We got him down first rate
And then in 'seyenty-six-
Old Cipher sam. YOU know.
We downed him by the barrel. boys,
He didn't taste Of crOw,
Another Greeley game. boys.
is mt like 'srveufy--iN:
We're ever poor old COpperheads
In such a nasty fixi
We've got to boiler Union songs,
We've got IN strike and blow;
But, Lord IL goes against the grain,
Its hard to swaller crOw.
We never liked the war, BOYS.
But now we've got Ia yell
For one who packed the Democrats.
BY thousands OF towel
The jobs put up and done. boys,
Wen have to LEI II go;
Our Southern bosses cooked him up,
We've got to swaIler crow.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

ssYoU'yE been in swimming again, You young
rascal Don't lie; see your wet hair and your
shirt turued wrong side outr' There's no dam
ger. mother: can always touch BOTTOM $50
can II Mother grasps q slipper. Tablean.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
VOICE OF THE NATIONS DEAD.


From mountain, hill, and valley,
A warning seems to come;
II il the voice of silence,
Frum lips by death made dumb.
CHoRr-
oh hear tn. sad refrain.
From half million slain
All, do not now rrlinquish
What We have died TO gain.
Attend. ye living freemen.
This call from out the grave:
IL comes from faithful soldiers.
Who died our land TO save.
CHoErs-Oh, hear the sad ETC.
While. mustered out Of service,
We moulder into dust,
o. comrades who survive us.
BE faithful to your trust
CHoRUs-Oh, hear the sad, etr.
We met the hosts Of treason,
On many battlefield:
We bravely fought for freedom,
We died but seorned TO yield
CHoRus-Oh. hear the sad, etc
Stand up for human freedom,
And equal rights for all
Till at Heavens grand reunion
We answer the roll-calL
CHoRUs-Oh. hear the sad, etc.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

GENERAL Phil SHERIDAN says "there is no Of
ficer in the American army who can beat Han
cock mixing whisky cocktail And yet we
are fold he is not a statesman.-NorristotcR Her.
ali
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

A STRANGER calling at the house of a gentle
man the other day, met a German friend at the
gate, and inquired oft the latter: "Is Mr-in
Eyes, was the reply. When about TO pull the
he'll, the Teuton called him back and said: she
Is in Int he is Diet
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

An Event thai Occurred sixty-six Yenr- Ago
A superior Force Of Hilifin KeireatiBg
Before the Advance Of the Brifi-b-IIow the
Portrnit Of Cen. Mn.hiuglom Mn. saved.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16
Campaign Songs.
rHx SONG OF GENERAL WADE HAMPTON.

So0 v VI ZEN E6A1 WADE hAAFIN
BY W A. cRoFFTr.
Rally rally. Boys in gray,
Drive the Yankee piekets in,
Rzily for the e. = A
II we charge the foe today
As We did Of old, We may
Win
Once again the bagies clear
Wars stern purposes svow;
Vanished armies re-app-ar.
And the Last Cause. ever dear,
Rises from its coffin here,
Now.
Charge, rs charged our cavalry,
Stand, as Stonewall jackson stood,
Make the Federal hirelngs Zee!
Vote as Forest. Picket Bee,
Bcauegari and Robert Lee
Would
lis the same old fight as then
Gentlemen were born 10 rilr-
Same great principle when
Victory marched with Buford's men,
And We had our prison pen
Full.
Pensions for Confederate dead
Pensions for our heroes MANNED
I'VE do not honors shed
On our brave who fought and bled.
Democrats should bow the head,
Slammed.
No vote counts unless It's white,
Backed by bullets ballots tell
Tissue ballots for the right,
II the nigs arr put 10 flight,
We can rule the Nation quite
Well.
Haneock's our decoy -durk. Thrce-
Eaurfh Ia pf all tht. Gallant
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

A GIRL Just returned to Hannibal, No., from a
Boston high school, said, upon seeing fire en-
CINE work: ''WhO would eva have dweamed snch
: very diminutive looking apswatus would hold
so much wattahr
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

DoS'T despise the small talents; they are
needed rs well as the great ones A candle is
sometimes as useful as the sun.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

A LITTLE boy asked his mother to talk to him
and say something funny. ''HOw can IL she
asked; ''dont You see am busy baking these
piesfr ''Well, you might say, Charley, won't
You have pief That would be very funny for
ypur
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

HAScocKs father wanted him to learn the
uripter's trade Had he done so, instead of be-
ing West Pointer he might have been a setter.
-Cfac;nnafi Saturday Night
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1880-09-16

CDR. TANNERS experiment" says the Taunton
Gazette sis not new. 1t has been tried hundreds
of times by the gullible editor who wishes to
publish n four-page paper in a one-page town