The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-12-26


But on her hose a card was seen
III ), Marked "fliteen cents a pair"
ag" Coal dealers should learn to labor
"a to weight.
" rs A little common sense il the kew 70
~ congressional deadloclls.
ya HypOne reason a sailor always has q iolIv
! meis tina! he knows the ropes.
no, p7~ Kansas has greater crop of spf.
~ ttirg citizens this year than anything else
u OF produced there
fsT The United States is in some res.
poets like the average tramp printer No
n Ir,yy tobacker.
G5~Ifyou are disposed to conalo secret
Ieuit to s.ingy man-one who is known
never to give thing away.
ESy- There will be ninety-one "fresh men,
- 10 tho next congress of the United States. INIT
B C,nger will propably be fresher than any of
them,
~ @y4We congratulate General Hazan.
". ae newly appointed "Old Probs,o in seeur.
~ ng such beautiful weather in the beginning
oihis new career.
|. kG}a The New York Graphic advocate,
i've cent stores. Good idea. As soon "a
hey ore ready for operation we'll take
couple at that price ourselves.
Ia The colored people are pressing Gar
'ns isd to put Bruce in his cabinet. If this is 10
DO cabinet Of curosties we nominate
Ba Sitting Bull IS the successor of Schurz. Lo
the poor Indian should be recognized, too.
IN RSJ~ The charming lunatic Herman, who
D.. amerly engineered the Okalena States, hes
started paper al Memphis called the S, lid
-A South. We suppose he inflicted himself on
Memphis because it is known as the Bluff
DIN city.
With lag@ "La.ds-daw" songs are Effected by
zed high-toned bellies Of eastern society ron,
ont These songs emanatcd from English music
pot. hslls, and being of a character to catch the
pot. stree. whistlers and hummers, they have
sne popped into popularity.
N51A democratic senator from Texa,
whipped sleepDg-car conductor while en-
'' route to Washington, the other day. This
Is the first substantial democratic victory
md that We haye been called pon to mention
m, this year.--[St, Louis P..D.
tics no. During the progress of marriage
pin. ceremony the other day in New York, the
bride was guilty of the grossest breach Of
. etiquette, in giving six consecutive llul
n, 'neezes. Her husbands wealth was of
"a character not to be sneoz d at either
III ES5@Lord Besconfeld's new novel starts
A5 out with the remarkable assertion tina! "it
was a warm night in August" If the eZ-
prime minister had laid his scenes in Texas
be could have added with impunity "and
thrmosqui!o sang his evening song"
o ~" The Brooklyn tabernacle is in fnaI-
cisl straits, and TaImaga threatens a strike
6rCash, If the tai WON'T come to terms we
suggest that the reverend gentleman hire bis
mouth out as representation of tho NAM
w. moth cave. There are lots Of persons who
no have never sson the cave. -,
Ss Eg" A Michigan boy ate oar of soap on
y. awager and then drank 10. Of soda 10 take
the ttste out of his mouth, and the wsy he
- spoutod suds and soap bubbles for the mex!
half hour bslle the skill of fourteen doctors,
- who madly performed about lin, not having
been Informed of the cause of the lads suf-
terng. They are all at loggerheadi now
, about what to cal the case Medical Ex-
am'ner.
EsS" When | went to live at the Capital
Ct City twelve years az =, tn New York specu'
or lators had no personal knowledge Of cor
10 gressmen or senators, and had hardly ever
seen president. The first link that united
es them was that big sausage, jim Fisk when
r. he was arrested by the sergeant'at-arms and
q carried over to apper before the investigating
II committee into Black Friday. He was
: scared, and congress, felt as luang as If they
h had captured chinpanzee Fisk retaiIed
Is his slang to the committee, and was made
). good deal of and let of light; and he came
G back to New York and told Gould and the
!. other boys that these congressman were suck
= er', and dida't know "put" from n
Short" Garfield, now our president, was
y particularly ticklel with Fisk, and relsted
with gusto his numerous vitaiities and bits OF
wit.-[Gs,h.
hJ~ For the benefit Of hen.pecked hus'
bands, who have no such advantage as be-
longing t,s lodge, in order that they may
have 'e~. excuse for being out o'nights, wo
gvebslsv few Astronomical items they ssn
handle in way they will do the most COED
The most con'p'cucu' objects during the
incomes, evenings of December will be 'he
planets Jupiter and Saturn. They will De
nearly in the meridian and but few degrees
distant from each oth,r. Jupiter is now re-
c'ding from tn cath and sun, and tho con
dltions that have rendered this autumn SO
favorable for observing him will not return
again FOR twelve years. Saturn will be NJ
tie to the cas-; of Jupiter and considerably
faint'r. Venu, will be An evening star