The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-05-11

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.coss sSD isr Is All scssrcn.i
-whes you 6nd sunbonnes h1atins
seOuad 40 the surface of q pond. il - no,
slvsya safe To co0clude that there u Q
woman ~ the bottom vi it-Ke0lst t;ats
tS%.
Moot certainly IL il noe. Never rush u
cooc!usions % hss,il.. She may have
slovsA si,h the bissj man and thrown the
bonnet 10 Ihsre - - to Get xood sisss
while the neishbors are dragging the pocd
and her sorrrvina husband 10 trying 10
beet do~s the undersker On the price Of .
rosewoai coffin.
-Sisaens Of charity on the stage sre not
objected to By ,hose vho think the bslIes
vrong.-RaAon Tiayslikr.
And get they sppess Ia he in nun
dressej state.
Young Kslloch !. said to have hen
cslled . nihiiist By his victim-.Sm Fam.
eisr. Bulletin.
He clearly "isproved the charge BY kill
ing . man.
The poor gullelsAs Indian cen b. in.
duced By the shsewd white man To trade
hs pony Tor . gun noi worth oses eight
dollar.-Ss~pash<fie Esehs.ys.
zee. and Il take. besp of vigilance 10
pssven, the p. Z. !. iron stealing i, heck
when night comes.
-Shsrmsa'ss u diausivs, Rlsins's
10 illusive, Granite 10 conclusise.
Hass Register. And Tildsn's il delusive.
-Sss York Erpse~.
And il might b. sAded :ha, John B.
Hendenon's IL sbssive.
-One n:sn elopesi sith the vile al su-
other from = spellins-hee in Tennessee.
Ax9s.sr t3soaiets.
Such bes. interfere with the hone: moon.
-Mumls srs ~ common - TO he quite
fashionable among R.~ton young ladies. -
Ner York Sam.
That's probably because they sr<so Every
swell" ye know.
"A young lady attending bsila ant par.
ties should hsve female chsperon. Car
t;asstte
Of cour-e she shouM-or at lssrt until
she IL able t. call come other chap her own
-Some females have Just been arrsssed
in Kentucky for the manufacture OF illicit
whisky -(SsrisT-Jcssaai.
This IL the fir.t recorded INSTANCE of {
vomsn's keepisa ssill.
Shall . husband keep his vile in
formed III HE bnsines .dAin.?-E1.
There IL M Iecessiiy for it. She vil
6ad out Eve iimes - much ~ be know,
himselt without the ,easl trouble.
When . man j. in . bsovn study doe,
| be give c,los to bic thoughls.-Rvm !Sra
fineI
We suppose be dues When he feels blue
Bot then this would not occur should h,
chance to b too green.
Ii r. said . haadsul 81 ssl, thrown OF
. coal Gre will hurry u sp.-Srisstise Ams'
ieas.
And still many people will coos,cue 4
practice the kerosine plan and harry them
selves up - we'll - the Gre.
--Socr.ie., at On extreme old ses, il !
ssid, learned to play on musscsl insasu'
menis.-Rot'in.
Aha! noe ve bnow Why they poisones
hin. and shsi amateur trombone player op
pcsise this o6cs hsd better look out.
1T IL said that men Who ere run over b.
. train 81 cara Reosrally su6sr bu, little
-. Losis 7issss.
They experience . silent y. perhaps
A art Of mite citation.
"A NevYorker 10 rsking ground in sh.
ssha of the lead past ios proof that Asros
Bnrs U.s. . bsd msn.-Boxon PSs-
What. With John Kelly and Chastsia
Cox and ell New Jersey to tickle: Herr
is nan oh" 10 throwing away hi, psivi-
Iesss.
The power Il The imsgin s,ion 10 great
A boy can iassgirs slnosl anything; b
can lug IN old shot Rnn shout all day With
! ous firing q . living thing end be undes
The imprrssiop that he's having hovlinl
good time Bridgeport .NoDaord
Bot oil attempts 10 make the asefaSl
boy Imagine that he II hiliis9 Indian
vhss savisg vood have proved dismal and
oelsoeholy failurss.
-Dairywsn ought 10 b 0ssle 10 iurnish
clean milk.-Csseinsafi Esqsinr.
They could IL they would strain pint
10 do il.
One Of the greatest playa Of recent pro-
AUCTION II Bro0son Hovsrd's "Baskes's
Daughter "-Dsa~atie Sexa
Dua't believe Bsoasoa Howard ~ the
osigiassos of the bsae-csmed daughter.
--Senasos Csuerua, vhv work ths hssdle
when the pump 10 dry. Now York Hrald.
Perhspe be thinks Il i veil enough.
Wafer qses,ion 10 put 70 nan anyway.
What is The most popular color ioe .
bride Ia.
We nay Be- . little psrsicolsr in such
matters. bat - should prefer . white one
-K.sd Ella whee'ss's poem On our ssss
p:s.. .rhsrs 10 nothing new."--QGney
4ofern ArSo.
Ella ssidently doesn't know any uoss
than the Lao allows her TO. Esshioa
vsissss say there sse sossssy i've ses
ssyIes Of spring bonnsss ssd great May
Other new shiaCs which the oasculiss
aeaosy 6sds di0esliy In rsssisiag.
Really, Eila. yoa oashs to - sahaasd Of
yonr ignorance.
--Esesv blade IL srsas coas.ins vhole
d. HaM
We understand noe vhy 70 many rersoas
shave thsir lawns dosu 70 eioss. They
want their sermons cut short.