The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-24
Advice of the saiiboat to the amateur

Advice of the ssiiboat to the amateur
yachtsman: "Luff me little, luf me long"
The only way to keep boy from going
in swimming ia to convince him in some
way that swimming is q 6rty h. owes to hrs
mother.
SINEs' DYsEnFRRy c CoMPouND.-whent tA-
ken according to directions, Will instantane-
ously cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach,
Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Collie, and
all other bowel complaints. "a.
ALI the girls who can afford it now wave
SIS painted fans; and it is utterly useless,
even when the thermometer registers only
co. to persuade them that 1t is quite cool
and comfortable ble.-BoSton POST
"A Jersey City girl ran a darning needle
into one of her limbs and amputation was
the only means of saving her life. This
should be a warning to girls. No one but
very lazy woman would darn her stockings
while they are on Philadelphia Chronicle.
Mothers don't fail to have SlNEs' DrsEE.
Terry COMPOUND on hand, for the relief of
your little baby when attacked with gny
Bowel Complaint, II contains no Morphine,
nor Opium, yet It's soothing effect will give
the little sufferer SO much relief that he Will
mother an opportunity TO rest,as we'll as every
provoked bachelor Of the house. 81.
The st. Louis Globe Democrat says: at
will be seen that the rapprochement between
the bcaa monde of this country and the elete
of Europe amounts to an entente coriiale"
Would seven dollars week induce the wri-
ter of that to come this way?-Dctrot Free
Press.
Travellers should always have small bot.
tie OF SINEs' DYskNTERY COMPOUND Tor I'M.
mediate relief from any Bowel Complaints,
guaranteed to tone the Stomach at once TO
healthy condition. ~;
"A soldier on the cars perceives that the
smoke from his pipe is more or less ohpox-
ious to an old lady opposite him. "WelI,
missus," he says, al suppose they don't
smoke in your regiment" ain my regi-
ment they do" says the old LADY, sin my
company never"
1T is very diseouraging to the industrious
farmers wife, as well as foolish, TO have hor
poultry to die from Cholera or other disease,
when she can buy of her druggist RoBKRr's
Poultry PowDER for 21 cents package,and
guaranteed to cure 81
-Bllfers has a French servant girl Of
whom he is very proud. He says he never
Metz such girl as Nancy, and that things
would soon go Rouen II he didn't Hsvre in
the house. He has just given her Nicc.
Marseilles dress, pair Of Lisle gloves and
several Rheims of note paper. It flls his
Brest with pain to think Of partiag with
her, as she has been in the family Touloa
Toulouse.
We we're greatly amused some days since
by seeing one of our venerable citizens, Who
had been bowed down with rheumatism.
throw away bis erutehes and declare himself
just as young as he used % be, aud RoB be Is
Recommending Robert EmbTocauontp every
old lady in town. Great linlment that. 81
Two children were engaged in dispute
as to the relative merits of their respective
fathers, Finally, one 0! them said in tone
of triumph "well, my papa is the braY,st,
anyway; he listed in the war" "Huh,
that's nothin'" was the disdainful rejoin-
der, "my papa listed three timee in one
year, and got a bounty every time."-RoEe
Sentinel .,.,.
,--It is sad but true that many children have
| filled untimely graves by neglect Of their
mothers 10 hayeSIHEs' SYRUP OF fAR, HcAR-
hONNp auu hAhhh ph manu-, iAfNety
| thoughtful mother has bottle this season 0f
/ the year for immediate use. g.
Scene at ball; Leaning sgainst tho
mantlepiece first dancer smothers a fright
Gul yawn. "Bored2' says kindly seconI
dancer. "Deyilshly. And you" cav
fully!' "Let's go home, thes." "Cawn';
| | live here"
Since the EngllShmsn % we'll as Messrs.
Lorillard, James Gordon Bennett, ETC., have
| found SO much virtue In RoBERT's HoRsB
] POWDERS, and have used II in such quant-
l ties; all persons who are alive 70 their inter-
/ ests give IL 10 their horses, whether runners,
| trotters, or farm horses, 1t has wonderful e.
/ feet. 81.
"A poet in an exchange makes the very
pertinent inquiry; "where can dnd
heart that is true?" lie has probably been
deceived some time by some butcher, who
gave him kidney or a chunk Of liver and
swore il was a heart. The bast way 10 do
these things, if you are not a judge, is 70 lsA
your wis do the markeHng--MarathOa n
dependent. r.-.
-RoRFRr's POULTzy P0UDRns are guar.
/ anteed 10 cure Poultry Of all diseases. II given
/ bviure The fowls refuse 70 eat. sure cure Cor
! Cholera. We have tried IL, end advise all 70
-! u. 81