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sros CAMERON is stated to have writ
.. n Don, advising him to support Blaine
=. y ,ccount Of the unpopularity Of the
NJ .si,I ,.rm. Some Of the New York third
,.-n.r, '.ru fearing that the unit rule cannot
;. ,Dlorced, and that Conkling's prestige
:. /, .sdlsered have advised him to COM
,,,ni,e BY giving the New York delega-
II, IN Hamilton Fish.
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,ArLEAsr one.third OF the West Virginia
tdesates should be put down for Sherman
Instead Of Blaine.-CineiaHai Commercial.
wsd0 not understand the Commercial,
rithnstc. There are three Congressional
districts in West virginla, and there are
ten delegates to. Chicago,-iour for the
State At large and two for each district.
The First and Second districts were largely
tr Blaine aud they selected Blaine dele
gasss The four delegates atlarge are also
Blaine delegates. These together make
<sht delegates from the State who are in.
sttueted for Blaine, and who will undonbt-
edly support him all the way through al
Chicago. As to the other two delegates,
Ill depends on the action Of the Chicago
Convention. II 1t rules that the Con,
sfessionll districts have the right 10
choose their own delegates, after Assem-
hiaGas part Of State convention, ther
there will certainly be two Sherman vote
In the Chicago Convention from West Viz
1lnh.
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an international commission Of inquiry.
Replying to the demand OF the Austrian
and Italian Ambassadors that Q Gordon Of
troops be formed round the Albanian dis.
tricts, the Grand Vizier stated that Ahmed
Muktar Pasha had been ordered TO pre-
vent the formation OF insurgent bands
and to court-martlAl persons distributing
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-05-18
ENGLISH LABOR STRIKES.

LOxDos, May 17-At Padiham, clithero
and great Harwood, the employees will
close their mills Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday Of each week. In the event Of
this action not speedily ending the
strike Of the operatives, the masters
central committee will meet to consider
the advisabIlity OF general lockout.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-05-18
REv1vALorTnE SLAVE TRADE.

LoSpox, May l7.-owinE to further ar.
rivals Of slaves at Assivat and Cairo, and
the apathy OF the Egyptian officers, the
Egyptian Government by request Of the
British Consul General has entrusted
Count Halle, Austrian officer, with spec
ial mission 70 Assivat. There has been a
great revival Of the slave trade on the
Red Sea since the departure from Egypt
nf Eordnn paRha
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MORTALITY OF PARIS.

PARIS, May 1.-THE mortality of this
city for the past week, creates alarm
Thirty.three persons died from typhus
one from measles, and ffty.eight from
Group.
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SENATOR MOnoAs, Of Alabama, gave no.
tee in the Senate yesterday that he would
move to take up the report Of his select
committee In regard to joint rule for the
two houses iu the matter Of the Presiden-
tal count The principal feature Of the
rule Is that when there Is only one return
tFOu State It shall be recsived and the
votes in 1t counted, unless .objected to
BY both houses Of Congress. Another 4
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wEsr PoNT, May l7.-The Whitaker
case was resumed to-day and the testi.
mopy oithe CommandRnt Of the Post, two
detectives and several other witnesses
heard, but nothing Of special importance
WAS elicited.
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Turkey.

cosrAxTnoP1E, May 17.-RePlying to
a note of the Powers urging the reoceuPa'
ton by the Turkish troops Of the evaeuat'
ed positions now occupied by the Alba
nians, the Porte proposes the formation o.
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HAS THE HONOR THRUST UPON HIN

LONDON, May 17.-Aiter protracted
discussion, Parnell has been elected by
the session as Chairman, by vote Of % to
Is. Eighteen Home Rulers were absent
from the meeting and sixty-three present.
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", begin to hear complaints in regard
=, d. declining prospects for grass in this
zion. on account Of the lack Of rain.
II. weather is splendid for wheat, and
,b.,t never looked better, but grass and
att. aud corn Just planted, need rain.
y,Iv planted Corn is up and looking
I,ll, Tne farmers are still cherishing
S,e,.y high priced views in regard to the
nav wool clip.
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Capital Cuttings.

Special Dip.ieh to the intelligence.
There Is considerable talk and excite
ment in the city tonight over the report
Of another Credit Motelier scandal,
affecting Congressman and others, in the
matter Of the Northern Pacific Railroad.
The River and Harbor bill passed the
House to-day with but little opposition,
and it is said it will have still less in the
Senate.
A tremendous crowd is gathering in
the city for the horse and boat races.
There is but little betting, and what there
is Hanlan is the decided fayorite.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-05-18

..osjD,, Of nails at Cincinnati last
1s,s s,2l5 kegs. The receipts since
t'si t.,Ssr S lst are SSO,Ssl kegs, as against
sp.s1S =. ~, The same time last year.
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couIan,t nlnnd rhs Pr.a.nr.,

Porrsy1LE, Pa, May 17.-GeOrse D.
Rosebery, spike and nail manufacturer,
has failed; liabilities $4,000. sbrinkage
in the price ofiron is assigned as reason
Tor the failure,
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INDIA.

CALCUTTA, May l7.-owing to financial
considerations the Government has aban.
doned, for the present, the raising OF three
new regiments OF guides.
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ocean vessels.

LONDON, May 1.-THE steamers ALE
mania from New York, and California
and strasburg from Baltimore, arrived
out
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BaHOP FOSTER, of the N. E. Confer
soes, preached a sermon in Cincinnati on
Sunday that attracts attention in yestsr.
days Ga.dte. Here is an extract from it:
ut Is but short time since all Chris.
hus believed the world OF very recent
ciSin, and that 1t had been built in SIX
days. ltwas the universal belief, and was
acepted as doctrine OF the Bible. We
Sere startled and shocked when the
auth 0t this was questioned. But no intel
leent person now believes It. We see that
Il tEH our mistake, and not the books.
AS to the policy OF discussing such
questions IN the Church, he believed that
lie necessity Of such discussions Is the
great event II the Church to-day. The
discussions Of practical questions would
Ti1lile and strengthen 1t. Sentimental
tat moral preaching do not Gil the need.
There Is hunger after intelligence"
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ANEW YORE dispatch this morning says
A,toyer $1,000 immigrants have already
rrvA at that port thus far this month.
This Is tremendous, aud indicates that all
The estimates OF immigration this year will
Be exceeded before the season is over. It
tlOV thought that a full half million will
rHvs Some people fear that this is
TO much Of good thing-that more i'm
nisnns are coming than We can
Aashcanize, or properly Undue with
American ideas. Other people are afraid
otslnd famine in 3 few more years. All
Of the unOecupied domain will be taken
upGthis rate Of immigration in the next
Ten ysan. What then? Then will
come West virginia's chance, we suppose.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-05-18
BAsE RAIL-.

BA4rlnoaE, May l7.-Baltimorss 2. Ma
WoRcE,rrR, May r.-worce.ters 10
ALBANY, y n. Y, May l7.-Albanys, 8
Troy Citys, Z.
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FIRE RECORD.
ATPHILApKLPHIA.

The Continental Brewery, Of John
Gardiner & Co., was damaged by fire.
between $3.50. 1000 and 100000. The flames
originated from an explosion in the malt
house, caused by friction.
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STILL THEY CONE.
The Number of Immigrants FIoekinE to
Our shores.

NEw YoRK. May 1.-THE number of
immigrants that arrived this morning was
1882. The total number thus far in May
Is 3l,S4s, which is more than any number
arriving in any entire month Of May, ex-
cepting in 1852, when 52,l95 emigrants
landed.
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EXCURSION srELMER DESTROYED,

CHICAGO, ILL.,, May 1.-THE steamer
Ruby, an excursion boat, while lying of
North pier, was burned this morning, the
captain and one seaman making narrow
escape. Loss, $4,000.
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NEWS AT THE CAPITAL.
Another Credit MobeIler Scandal
Blooming.

The Passage of the River aud Harbor Bill
Assured-Fnll Text Of sayard's Bill forH
the Pay Of U S. Deputy Marshals-
Turfsports-Ths Action Of the
Colombian Government 10
Regard TO U. s. Men.
Of.War-es General
News.
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lhs gntelLiaetrter

So.. ss and n Eour.senIh street.
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LOUISVILLE, KY, May ia FIRE at
salyisa, Mercer county, destroyed an en-
tire block in the business portion Of the
town. The loss is estimated at $4,000,
The losses are: DR.. Roaehe, two store.
rooms; Wood Bros, two storerooms and
stock Of dry goods; Graham heirs, one
storeroom; Mr.. Folsom, hotel and store.
The latter was insured In the North
American for g 900, which was the only
i..r.nnnn IN tho anti "a lnaa
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WARRINGTON, May II.
Mr.. Bayard from the Committee on the
Judiciary reported the illlately introduc.
ed by him regulating the pay and appoint
ment of Deputy Marshals. Placed on the
calendar. Mr.. Bayard will ask the Senate
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PoRRsr FIRRs IN NIw YORK.

BAILsroN SPRINGS, NY, May l7.-Pros-
pect Mountain House, on Lake George,
was destroyed by q forest fire to-day, the
FIRE extending through the forest to Cald-
we'll, q village where the Fort William
Henry Hotel Is situated, and fears are en-
tertained as to the safety Of the village.
The inhabitants are fighting the fire.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1880-03-11

LlrrLE klSDNEsS - l. tcu one Of n
ihou,nui acts II 1--we costs verv
little h, lisefnnl vet when viewed
nltog ther, who can rslilurte their
value what Is 1t that srclrrs Ir
one the urmo Of a kinl neiGhbpr 2
Not the lpln! ot ltf 4 i,Isl great
fhvors in ns many years, hnt the
everyday kinlues-os, neither Of
hcn seems of mprh cpnaeqp'ucs
cousi lrrt.,l in lt~'lfbnt their c,nllI~
ned repetition shed, a sunlight over
tne whole nm 9nb ,rhpol, |, IL -, too.
ia the family. Gha chill whose
good offices alo nlwa,s ready when
they arr vlltr | to rnh mp stairs 81
duwn--tn get chips or rock the
cradle. o. ~ run an erranl arl
''ri ght back -iul all with cheer
fnl look AMI plensrut teuner has q
coward along with snch gn'l deolS
Ifa little girl cannot tax her grand
fatler on he' lap. as he takes her On
uis, she can got his slippers, ar PIT
away his book, or gently comb his
thin | cks AMI, whether she thinks
nf it or not, these little kindaessos
that come from loving heart are
the snnbetms that tighten M a
dark and woeful world. L0ndOH Reg
istor.
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Wny he Sl;JeaIeI.

A nan in one Of the new Statrs.
where society was in u sort ofrush-
ing condition was eiectsi to Cpns-
res.. A friend IN Washington who
knew how entirely nuglIlili Il he
VAS for such position asGed him, -
II Nv ia tno wIrl | Isl y,d ntl-
ase tn get elected T.
"l stole u horse "
WAT tlla hDrsa 7 AL il
horse-stesiing considered qnll'ict-
ton for G. N Jrss' in yDlr dlSt"lct =
M. that amt it. Bat ~ soon ~
it WAS known, the papers on tothur
sile took it mp, AMI h,wle | over H..
OF ,urse tbs pap irs on onr sd,
h, To dsfanl ms. 4 tran,il.biI
noise was made Our papers called
it II mean, dastardly, cowarlly at
tempt 10 ttruisn the fair fanh of
their standtr bearer, II gentle nln
VIII 'se fortunes were in The hands Of
his foil lpv-Gltiz,Is m va wpIll
look conf lsntly b, than fJr relres'
aud support Tne noble people
would never be deceived by this
wicked slanler, feadishly devised
for the N 'st unh ,ly oi purpo'e SOS -
aud all such kind OF s.uif rhe
people got their b Icls ~ anl [ got
10.
At tia next elsction in that State
this rnan = opponent was elected
The same friend meeting the now
defeated ctnli ia'e shortly after the
election news had been received, ask
ed him how il had happened.
80, dol rot the fellow he smelt
mica. anl he gbt tha start of IN .
he slot a depu,y sheriF|
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Good Ijk, On an Alma ,ao Maker,

\ pIeIuut up.c l,'s IL oil Of
PWtulse, the cclGhn;el aim ,ntr
III hcr In Travelling on horsrbtrh
INTO the county be- stopped fpr ui-
lunrr mt IN inn, Afterwards called
tor hi1 horse that hc mglt r,lnh
the next town where. ho intend, ! o.
sleep.
"if YOU will take my advice, sir,
stil tho w,.tny hpItl'r n be vt-
nrpnt TO ga rult his h ,r.". ''y,u will
stay where yuU alo for the uight rs
N1I viii ~I,"iy % Dye taken by the
prt'id; rain.
= y ,nseusr. nonsense excllinei the
uimulr IN ,kcr, "tnere Is SIX pence
for yrn nv honest mau, aud good
afternoon To you.
lie proceeded on his j ,nrnev. aql
sure ruough he was wcIl drcuchel
in heavy shower Partr ilgr was
struck with tho mans prediction,
H1l uHng nlwtys intent on the in
,erest Of his almanac, he rode back
uu the instant aul WIS received by
the up,,l,r with Il broad grin
"N'D, sir yDn SEQ | VAS night at
Ter all
"irs, my hl, YOU have been 50,
m here Is a crown fIr You bnt |
live it 10 Won On coud tl,u That ypu
tell me- how You knew Of THIS riu 3
40 br sue, SIR replied the
man why truth il, We have an
almanac IN our house clilrl 'Pu,-
II 'gr's Auutulc ;aul the fellow l.
-ncn u uu'Jtipr- .lu tntt, whenever
ae promise, % li,c day. wo always
know ilult isl t. be Ga. iirDr, con.
;rtry Now, ypur honor, tu's, tty
list Of June, Is pnt down in ON
almanac Indoors IA settled fine
w,ltnrr. 40 RUN looked at tua.
1afpre | tp,a yphr hrs ont. uu
50 vas enabled t. put yon on yonr
guard
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Good ADVICE for Everybody

|. Never, idtruuv circumstances
assume u re,pppeib Ity that yon ca
avoid consistently with youi duty 80
yonrsolf aud others.
3 Bi,d sll your actions on a
princ'ple ~ ii8ht preserve your iu-
teIuly of character. aud "a doing
TINS never r'cI N IN tis cost.
}. Remember th,t sr!f-iulpr.st i-
nntl IN re ht,ly to wprp y M
iitn pt l1n n.lplhrr cIrcnms s'auc,,
rY.uoiIe ;tler.i re- l',k well o.
ity when yOnr lnterc't ~ coucnrr.
.,I
Nvnr mako np1ev at the cy
h'pe" , NInr reputation
D = ueit Icr uy,,l ubr niglir lly
d tle -, dg'i ! tic after. \ monr
dtn is universally is-p..-l. .but pph
nc h,1ri,tstrrpIu.. ~tone 10 pr,f,r
uen. ll"f,'' y'lItDg tahng.
,u t1I 1 h. cl.tiyIIrl.
@ Nly hd. uttiri Jhuk much auI
i moro.
I. l. y,ur expenses he such a-
- luv, brurh ir ,utr packet
irI Us m,u'y I-u lgcGl 30 noel
8 AvUi brrr1uu! uul .eu tug.
3 Nwa lupSut ruicitu'sup.
,uI nr" hrI uthj's;taey mprir ~,
nr,itd ni pDcaaJ, aud lead to D.,
vast, oi iIu..
~ NeNr ,clro vour mist, t1u"s
an meyer g.ieyo over whnt you cu
nor prevent
IL 'jUyre prrnp' TOSS ia l'' l.
iu.r uprn m,t;urs tut c,w, hrrl,
t'I3 .'.re ar t'v j-rts mp,c IL,
ugroo ,bly tom am UNDECIDED, mcJ,lnt,
lul mrL Cpiui,r hpl,luluy
bJt dccllo prpUp'lv
l.. Neo. b,etil hIuprst O..
slg oent OF try lln lrflt b., plssiolo
ru meet let nothing cause ypu I.
b'rrme crul"ss p;bl~llrss et,u lo.t,
integrity nul pruup,iuIo
l3. LIT ira hnuI an vavcriug
fith IN iOl uulerlio all your tho.
tlycs aud actions.
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Valentine felt IA il every veln
Throughout her whole frame were
filiel with mpulten ire -tbeu she
grew white aul cJli ~ marble sta
tue. life aul strength sesmel eb
bing away from her, and for the first
time in her llfJ Valentine Brucs
faintsl away,
K,ty MocIaunt q iictly sprinkled
scented water on tho paid fbreh-h |.
and began t, nIlacs tne wnite ~ Is.
/ lin dress AS sie dill ~. u ftl.l
brnci Of 4 wers fell from Valentine =
bDs im. an kItv snilsl J herS VI
~ she rec iyull'l tho mIss bils
| that hti b'pn ~ htlgitiIy thrown
ont nn -no lawn that very evening
Ill keep them for jack. she
silt IA. Valentine, yoi'll DO my
sister-iu'law yet.
Iw -hrlg IN, hin eyed dims,l
II i, INT, tia breIi last room ih.
next mnru'".
Nhs won Il have chnerlBlly hs',d
all d,y lDig sooner 'iir Q tier into n b
pr'eruis uf Tn, tIi C lttrl bit
wat vas ths he --rir drra tel
] i - int'rcluv nI.t 10. 81 over.
] 'p'n'r ~ ia'er. - uese she VS., wiih
| Iipvn -, b-hs', ~ cI".kS iy.i -
/ Hp p'nk ~ chs rp'e.c u ,rHt wrtp ,
,p'r sls htl ~ n, moro htu!t,y
AIRS au sr,c's ~ ,uD'e r.,l en-
pt.ur'. $40 was ~ VI ri unt'.
nsr'y. anI shi kieS It y ~.
Slu Il r. ttEc rrIe' alVti'as. -
hsrn 'lpl'..n . Snli na -
/ BIT Just th're her cOailaiua. u q.
wn, stnp.'e !.
IT, ~, sttpii1g NJ tn win l,w
7 itik ~ bu npDI ths ~ 'ruins sac
shrnc nat hatu'i lha III ,rt v"icety
.rI~' hi,r' tlr hm4', Bat IA,
tir'e qIirtly ~ ,h' "ut,Icl, w.tn a
brig o., w'cIn'rs sn'ic
" ,l"ntlnr. h. >iii. gently. ~ IS
~ t.ninE last nignt, or dlI h'ar
,ou -, thht IoI l.vei mc o.. NV
during, t'll M that It was uo Ol.r.
less dean :"
Src cms s'vlv ~ his AIMS. aud
nestled there like a ilitt"rlul t,No.
vnic'lesS. vt hippy. Sui hc was
not cnntnt"h.
II wint 10 har il irpn vnlr own
Ips Yet again, Valentine Nav.
10 rcsr. d mt -hrink away ~ plead
/ iutS. bIL rn-w'r M.
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Grell El,atlIsss.

The present time is f'nilfIl IN
scheme of great mlsuitule. There
are ulrea ly pr"j -ctel -
\ ueS suspension bridge over
Niagara rVer.
4 new Atlantic cable in alhtiou
To that now IN process OF erection.
\ snip railroad across the isthmus
of ID .rlen.
A ship rnilrotl acess the same
strip Of land, separating two oceans
A r.Iroil over tue desert "i
sahara, counect.ns Algeria aud
Soudan.
A canal which conveying the
waters pf tho Me iitsnn an luto the
.nnds Of \iricn. shall make greal
INLAND sen nni terlilizs ard " stes.
The establishment of water com
munic,tion between tho Black aud
Caspian seas,
Aud these enterprises, most oi
which seem likely TO be undertaken
ip the near future
Ericsons scheme for utilizing the
SUM- heat.
Edison's scheme for utilizing
electricity.
The various plans Of geographical
discovery.
The solution OF the mysteries oi
Central Africa and the civilization
oil the savages,
The destruction Of the plaques.
The emancipation Of every slave
Universal education.
The adjustment Of the relations oi
labor aud capital.
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The TrustUo thj Man.

Everyb Idy tbinkS that he knows
the q Ia ltths wnIch IN ,ks up ~ vIl-
uabla u 'n 'n,er of society ~ TIE
Trustworthy man, but 1t would bp
| found dlth ,Ilt 70 hoi 10 theu, except
III CO npreugnsive way, VIZ, thtt
I they enter iutJ the very G nusttutiuu
OF truth anl history. A Writer says
When nllI lag - tue timss ws SEQ
~ N icl al LrD Ia | ~ tntt ex-ioIts
/ the absence OF these croNhilI uIu-
,IiIes that W, ARE h. nptel /. ii uut
/ billions moods. io deuy their very
leXl,tunc,. Bat there nte. usy5rtnd
/ ic,s. tru stwIrtiv m'p, m'p - D.
/ Tap lud II upbi, IA whom vol IN "
rcpbse cIUu lincs. whose wort il q,
god ~ tnrr bInl, an / VA 80
promise IL perform ,uce Ii any uu'
Jf Won know sue q MN, mlNp hIn
yuir irihu l. lD1 Ctl pliy IL X D.
however, 10y as,im!litlug uls cIIrtc-
ter.
| rhe trustworthy mtn my hs H..
srrIuol lIamIn II ;'pl Ilsm uj
- 80 "''' NV pP w I '''''',' ~, ~
-" ~ "V' WV ' ''' "'''' ''' J.
,n W '|n'''| " '''"7 ",'' N'p
.J7'' II y" n''' ! a. 10 - F." u ~
+" '' 'h ~ - " 10 " P"''' ~ "''
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Dnrirg the deluge Mr.. Noah was
in the habit of calling his wife au ark
angel,
Why is n cows end like sixteen
Because it is twice eight.
A man may smile aud smile again,
then he ought to stop is be wants
TO 90 home sober.
The man who invests bis money
in m'nrs must in order to be sue
cessful mind his own bnsiress.
II is better to give than to re
.ceive, bnt the plan VIII never be
very popular in this country.
A man in Illinois has had five
wives AMI NIB ,dy knows how much
he has suffered.
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