Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-16
Massey INTERVIEWS rlLpsn.
The OLD HAN Usfslds His Plans -
the Oracle Of she CsaSsdsrsss
Cross Roads.
Toledo Blade.

Iofedo 0fdde.
I am ct present an inmate nv Q con-
venient but very cheap hotel In the
vicinity nv Gramsrcy Park, the resi-
dence nv the CRATE Tilden. wioh wood
hev invited me TO stay with him, but
unfortnitly his house vas full nv Dino
orats from all parts, wioh cum TO per-
swade him to q ' the kentry by con-
osntin TO q for the Presidency. In
the kindest manner, however, he IL
payin my board here Il bsin . delight
slsot to the conventional and he makes
me q fair allowance for my principal sx-
psnses, which IL the bar nv the house.
I he'd . intsrvu with the crate man
yesterday. wich wuz entirely satisfactory.
Indeed the close uv 10 wlz more than
~satisfactory. o. ! kin now git not only .
moo SCOT nv clozs, bu kin approach Bas-
com for ak months without askin credit,
psrvidin the influx Of drummsrs from
Louisville keeps up, and they display
their accustomed libsrality In askin the
whole house up 10 drink.
Mr.. Tilden remarked that he did not
now nor never he'd desired the Prssi-
dsncy. Ef be knowd hisself hs wux .
simpls.minded man wich desired to pass
the remainder nv his days In peece and
quiet with his frsnz. and not DO world
With pollytix or biznis. But wat Good
he do The ksntry wuz his wife and
children, and they demanded thet hs
take the sect. They demanded In 1875,
and he yielded then, and hs spozsd he
would hev TO now.
We must hsv q pure government. with
q pure man at Its he'd. Fl these two
considerations don't infiooenoe EN- I
shell take the beds out Of two or three
barl's and buy the intro ~oonvenshun.
The ksntry must Be saved; and then"
The gilslis old mans spare Aggsr
seemed to dilate u dug . warysr's wen
he meets Q foeman.
'.And then will cum the struggle. I
will hsv my literary bureau sendin' out
ready-made editorials to all the Dime
kratic press, promisin' every section
everything-I am not ssokshunal. and
he'd jist ez soon buy the electoral vote
ev Q Northern o. . Southern vun-l
shell parsls out the Offices. shel buy
mon where I kin git 'em. John Morris
soy is dsd. but thar are others to start
pool rooms 10 infooence wavrin. / shel
put all the old machinery to work, with
Q lot Of new thst I hev recently invented,
and this time ! shsl mako NO mistake.
I know more about Prssidenshul elsok.
shuns that I did then. and beside that /
hev made q couple ov millions ov dollars
in the past four years. and In the intrust
ov q pure government ! will spend evry
cent ov 1t buyin the eleckshun. to in6oo-
encs FREQ and independent voters. i
will do It this time shoor."
The sage and patriot then give me
dirsckshuns ez TO how to manage the
Kentucky delegsshun, andpromised tibet
I shood DO his agent In buyin' up stub
born ones, and thet I shood be on the
committee wich should psrsle out the
ofises for Kentucky. Nv course the
post offs at the Corners wuz to DO mine.
tho the sage and patriot did hint tibet Of
the Kentucky dslsgashun wuz yoonani.
nous the Collsctorship at Louisville
would be mine. he spoke definitely on
this pint.
"My dear friend" he remarked. OF he
pressed my hand at partin'. remember
the Collectorship at Louisville, asd
whisper to your friends that my bar'l II
the only n thst will be opened. A
wink is ez good ez . nod to . mule"
Nv coorse Mr.. Tildsn IL my candidate.
BE kin appresbiate patriotism, and 10
the frst candidate thst hez ever prom.
ised me anything better than the Cor.
ners Post Offs. shel 90 home to labor
fur him with all my mite.
PETROLEUM v. NAsBY.
(Fur Tilden hrst. last and all the tims.)
p. ST. don't know about Tildsn.
after all. Another Ksntuckian wich 10
stoppin' at the same hotel, remarkt to
me con8dsnshally, thet he esteemed Mr..
the greatest patriot nv modern
days. And hs went on to say thet the
great and good man he'd desired him to
see tibet the Kentucky dslsgaahun wuz
yoonanimous fur him. ''The fact 10,
Nasty" sed this man, 'sf Tilden 10
and slsctid I Am promised the
Collestorship nv Louisville, and ! kin
civ you q nice berth in It. I'll make II
your interest to support him."
That was encurridgin tn me, fur wuz
about tn make him the same offer.
P. s. No. 2.-Lsst mite two other
Kentucky Dimocrats cum to me with the
proposishun. How many Collectors
ioes Louisville needf
p. s. No. San enemy nv the gilelss
hez caused Mr.. Tlden serius
He caused It to cirkelste pri.
vitely among the Dimosricy that the
crate and good Tildsn desired to meet.
personally, them upon whom hs expected
% confer appointments, on the 10th inst.
It his house. The streets WE full for
ave blocks with . procession OF long ~
81. Patrick's Day. Among en- WIS o..
sctly thirty. eight statesmen wieh he'd
zach bin informed he wus the Rilslis
,tatesman's choice for the Vice Presi-
isncy, and Who had bin promised that
bis infooencs should DO throwed for
hem. II didn't annoy the gilslis man
1t all, ez he blandly rsmafkt to me,
These gentlemen = all committed
publicly to me. and they oar hardly 60
back on what they have told their con-
Mr.. Tildsn Is q CRATE. ez we'll sz .
good man.