The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-15
Qarfetu.
VARIETY SCRAPS.

Why is Zulu belle like prophet Of old2 Be-
cause she has not much on er in her own country.
When back.bay Bostonian gets bowling drunk
and goes home and breaks up statuary and kicks
the vases off the Shells the highly cultured people
say he is In an iconoclastic mood.
Sherman wentlnto Ohio not to put up his fences
but to get his friends 10 come down off them
drug store is rhubarbers shop.
Who wouldn't be boy. Think Of the fun boys
have. No responsibility, Clothed, fed and housed
without thought or care about It, And yet a
boy is never cOntented, and we wouldn't give a
fly for him If he was.
High pitch-That on the California pine trees.
The boss puzzle-Where do the milkman's COWS
find so much chalk 2-CincinnGH Gazette. In
other words, how is the milk maid2
Is the Hon. G. Hamilton Dodge doing her whole
duty in this startling emergency.
A love.lorn young astronomer,
Gszed on the world above,
And wondered II the stars he saw
Looked down upon his love.
Just then his careless heel
Slid on an orange peel,
And he saw ten thousand more
Stars than he had before.
Beggars descripuon-The story OF tramp.
Sherman oughtto write letter stating that he
is In favor Of the enforcement Of the ten com.
mandmenB
How to find a chip Of the old block--Axe the
block,
Some railroad companies are In favor Of Grant
Land grant
General Butler thinks the Chinese ought to 60
The Chinese have some doubts on the question
yet.
woman's work and the tramps work are never
done.
The language of fowers-Anthologi for my
dear jim" Jas. mine,
Doesn't vocal profanity show mental poverty
CRATE bumbug-Turnip disguised as horse
radish.
1t is called spring cleaning because It makes a
man jump to think OF it,
The New Orleans Picayune says: "There arc
worse actors than Daniel E, Bandman, though
none OF them are engaged at present.
Philadelphia women like to pinch the baby
elephant
The Rev. Murray says he may soon return t
Boston and fill pulpit He no longer cares fol
blooded hens at $40 a piece, and he has conquret
his desire to travel faster than a mile in fOu
minutes,
A Vermont woman hides her six. foot son In tht
wood box and then says the men folks are al
gone and she wishes they had hidden that S40I
before they had LEFT, aud OF course the trsrap get
his back broken when the son gets out of the box
Sunday Is getting to be day Of arrest in thi
country.
youngster while warming his hands at thu
Bre was demonstrated with by his father, VIII
said: "Go away from the fire; the weather is no
cold" Il aint heating the weather Pm warming
my hands" the little fellow replied
What kind of robbery is not dangerouS2 A saf
robbery, Of course
An exchange says; We are in receipt Of a littl
song entitled, "Will my Darling Come agaln2
without knowing the exact circumstances Of tn
case, we should say that he probably will, in cas-
you can get the old man to tie up the dog.
An axiom: The duty on white paper is to-
on knowledge.
When you go into an editorial room and sec tn
editor using the shears, you should say: "0h, this
is the way you make a paper, is ~" He expect
you to say this, AID is all braoed for the shocl
Ifyou omit it, Just so much vital force is wasted
II ever a man needed to travel for his health
is the Gear of Russia,
II was once the rage tomarry Treasury girls.
Is now the rage to get divorced from them.