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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

THE latest from the logic class
Professor. Miss c., give me an ex-
ample of a true conclusion drawn
from two false premises -
Miss G. Logic is an easy study;
that's false | don't like easy studies;
that's false. [ don't like logic; that's
true" Glass is dismissed.
Sailors, Sea-Faring Men and Boatmen
Who are liable to be exposed to all
kinds Of weather, and subject to
change of climate, should secure
themselves against sickness by laying
in a supply of Johnston's Sarsaparilla
By using it, fevers Of all kinds are in
variably avoided, and all contagious
diseases, also cutaneous affections, and
diseases arising from vitiated state
Of the Blood, produced by unwhole-
some food or.impure air and water.
1t is but reasonable to admit the
evidence of our senses when we hear
of the extraordinary cures effected by
Johnston's preparation of Sarsaparilla.
The mass Of testimonials daily receiv-
ed proves conclusively that for dis
eases of the blood, it stands pre-emi-
nent to any preparation known.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15
THE STANDARD.
Thursday, ------ July Is. 1880.
The Monkey as a Reer Drinkar

The learned author of "The De-
scent of Man." in noticing that the
animals often suffer from the diseases
that atfllct ourselves, might have ad-
ded that, IN some cases, they are not
free from our vices also According
to recent letter from Darfur, in Af-
rica, the monkeys of that re gion are
lnordinately fond Of a kind of beer
made by the natives, who use the bev-
erage to capture their simial poor re-
latlons. Having placed quantities of
the beer where the monkeys can get
at it, the natives wait until their VIC
TINS are III various degrees of inebria-
ton, and when they then mingle with
them, the poor creatures are too much
fuddled to recognize the differences
between negro and ape. When the
negro takes the hand of one of them
to lead him off, some other fond crea-
ture clings to the hand of the latter
one, another to his hand, and thus a
single negro may sometimes be seen
carrying off string of staggering
monkeys. When secured, the beer is
administered in decreasing quantities,
so that they may only gradually
awaken to the sad results of their
spree Anon.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

AN expiring railroad superintend-
ent asks the doctor, who is alone with
him, how much longer he has to live.
1.-TWO hours" replies the man of sci
ence. A few minutes later the fam
lily of the sufferer are introduced into
the apartment. "Courage!' says the
dying man, firmly; courage! Do not
weep for me. The doctor says | am
due at the Gates of Gold at 5:35,
sharp
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

''MY child was affected in the same
manner as yours, Mrs. B. and DR..
Bulls Baby Syrup gave it almost i'm
mediate relief; | would surely give it
trial."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

Miss JONES was about to marry
military officer, much to her mothers
displeasure. why, my child" said
the latter, don't you know war may
be declared at any moment, and take
him away forever?'' Very WELL"
was the answer, "a widow of seventeen
what could be more poetic!'
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

A MAN who is nothing whatever but
soldier, and whose sole renown was
acquired in striking down the only
doctrine that the Democratic party
ever consistently cherished, is now the
candidate of the party whose whole
existence for the last twenty years has
been howl against the military, and
protest against the results that
sprung from Democratic defeat! It is
as monstrous a spectacle as was that
presented in 1872 when the Democrat
ic' party which had been the bulwark
and stay of slavery, followed the ban
ner of Horace Greely whose entire life
had been given to battling for the
slave COLUMBUS SUNDAY HERALD.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15
Real Estate for Sale,

The undersigned offers for sale private sale sew
eral town lots in Hanna's Addition TO the town of
Jackson, Ohio. Prices reasonable, and liberal.
Inquire, for further particulars of the Undersigned
JANE HANNA,
ExecutriX of a. Hanna, deed.
ADTfI 1890 en-
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

Winking photographs are said to
be produced in the following manner:
One negative is taken with the SITTER
eyes open; another without change of
position, with the eyes shut. The two
negatives are printed Oh opposite sides
Of the paper, registering" exactly
Held before Pickering lamp, or other
variable source Of light, the combined
photographs show rapid alterations
of closed and open eyes, the effect be-
ing that of rapid Winking
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

To THE EDITOR. For the benefit of
any Of your readers who may be inter
ested, beg to say from personal OBJ
servation, that Bright's Disease Of the
Kidneys is certainly curable. My
friend, Mr.. Joshua Tuthill, of Sagi-
nav, Mich, was attacked by it, and
was in a most critical situation. His
family physician recommended him to
take HUNTS REMEDY, the Great
Kidney and Liver Medicine. He did
so. His symptoms gradually subsided,
and, at the end Of short time, entire
ly disappeared. He was completely
cured, and is a well man to-day Re
commend your readers to try HUNTS
REMEDY. Respectfully,
AMOS G.. ToRREY.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

The important statement is made
by DR.. Kedsie, of the Michigan State
Board of Health, that cotton clothing
can be prevented from taking fire by
the use of borax in starching, a tea
spoonful to each pint Of starch, after
the water has been added. Even mus
Inns and tarletans, treated in this way,
could not be made to burn with a
blaze. The borax has no injurious
effect either on the fabric or the wear
er, and if all cotton dresses and under
clothing, especially those worn by
children, were so treated, many lives
and much suffering would be saved
every year.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

w. H. LEONARD, NJ. D., says: Il
received through Messrs. Gerity & Nor
rell, of Elmira, n Y, a bottle Of
Nichols & Cos Elixir Peruvian Bark
with Protoxide of Iron Having been
confined to my house for two years
from general debility [ commenced its
use by teaspoonful doses morning and
night, and in one week felt like a diff
ferent man. [ am now taking the
second bottle, and have commenced
the practice Of my profession. | re-
commend it to my friends as the only
true preparation of Bark and Iron
combined | ever saw
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-07-15

A Boston theatrical company re-
Gently played a scene laid in church
so naturally that to many of the au-
dience it seemed so real that they went
to. sleep.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
geligioms department.
BOB INGERSOLL CONTRASTED
WITH MR.. MOODY.

Thurlow Weed writes long letter
to the Herald to-day on Ingersoll, and
concludes it with the following vivid
contrast:
"But, returning to our own city, let
us contrast the labors of two prominent
contemporary teachers-one, Mr.. Moody,
a Christian, and the other, Mr.. Inger-
soil, an infdel missionary. Mr.. Moody
is self made and self educated.
Mr.. Ingersoll is gentleman of edu-
cation, culture and refinement. That
Mr.. Moody's labors have been in the
highest degree beneficial to all classes
will not be denied. The highest and
the humblest listened with charmed in
terest, and all left the Tabernacle better
and happier.
The general effect both of his preach
ing, supplemented by the never-to-be-
forgotten voice of Mr.. Sankey, cleared,
braced and purified the religious. moral
and social atmosphere of the city. The
labors of Moody and Sankey were prac-
tical. They not only asked "What
shall the harvest be-" but they obtained
in their inquiry rooms gratifying re-
sponses to their questions.
Hundreds of drunkar1s were reclaim
ed, gamblers and prize fighters were
converted. Destitute wives and chill
dren and desolate homes have been made
happy and bright by the rescue and re-
turn of reformed husbands and fathers.
Long and gratefully will the advent of
Moody and Sankey be remembered. The
city is still fragrant with Tabernacle
memories. Mr.. Moody is turning the
fruits of his labor to good account.
The Moody and Sankey hymns, we'll
known to the Christian world, are now
sung by native converts in the interior
of Africa. The sale of these hymn
books produces a handsome fund, which
Mr.. Moody devotes to missionary pur-
poses. At his home in Mortified, Mass,
he has erected suitable building for a
mission school and home for Indian girls,
some fifty of whom from the far West
have already been received. Mr.. Moody,
therefore, has taken up and will carry
on the good work so auspiciously COM
menced by the late lamented Father De
Smet.
And now l invite Mr.. Ingersoll OF
any of his followers to inform the public
how and to what extent they have prof.
tied by his missionary labors in this
city, what salutary reforms he has in
augurated or even suggested, or in what
manner and to what extent he has con
tributed to the general welfare or happi
ness of his fellow citizens"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

A correspondent Of the Chicago Times
relates some remarkable experiences
with the use of salt in his garden and
orchard. In 1877, he says, his wife
had garden forty feet square which it
was necessary to water every day, and
still the plants and flowers were inferior
The next year he put half a barrel of
brine and half barrel of salt on the
ground and turned it under. That sea-
son watering could be dispensed with,
and the plants were of unusual size and
the flowers of great beauty. He also
had some potatoes growing from seed
that wilted down as soon as the weather
became very hot. He applied salt to
the surface of the soil till it was white.
The vines took vigorous start, grew to
the length of three feet, blossomed and
produced tubers from the size of hens
eggs to that of goose eggs. His soil is
chiefly sand.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

The meat canning business is growing
to vast proportions In this country, es-
pecially in Chicago, which now has in
operation more canning factories than
the whole of the rest of the country.
Prices at the factory are 20 cents a
pound for cooked beef and 20 cents a
pound for cooked and pressed tongues,
the canned goods of course, consisting
entirely of good, nourishing food. This
kind of food should be used in many
more households than 1t is at present.
In country places, where the butcher
cart is seldom seen, what greater con-
venience can there be than that which
enables the housewife at moments
notice to place on the table the best Of
beef, tongue, ham, bacon, chicken OF
turkey.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
BISHOP WHIPPLES MISSIONS.

Bishop Whipple, of Minnesota, has
been making tour among the Indian
missions undor his charge. At Leech
Lake he consecrated the Indian Church
of the Good Shepherd. "For fifteen
years." the Bishop says, George Bonja,
one of the truest friends the Indians
ever had, a man of mixed Indian and
African blood, had pleaded for church.
He died without seeing it. Two years
ago Christian girl in New York City,
who had long pitied the red men, died
and left bequest to build this church,
My heart was full, for l could not help
thinking of Miss Josie Smith and my
brave old voyager, who wait for US in
Paradise. cannot describe the service.
The music was heart music and the
sound of these voices, like the sound of
many waters in that land where they
sing song which none can learn but
they who are redeemed from among men.
l confirmed thirty-eight persons, and
some forty knelt at Holy Communion.
After service l received message that
the wild Indians desired to hold coun-
Gil. | always dread these councils, for
they are usually filled with complaints
and pleas for gifts. These men welcom-
ed me with very graceful words. They
asked help but it was to provide means
to work. They asked for larger school
house. They asked for aid to begin on
the road of civilization. One of their
number described the progress of the
Indians at White Earth in words which
would have been worthy of statesman,
and when he pointed to the church, with
deep feeling, he said: I'VE have been
looking out this way and that way for a
place of refuge; see that the church
yonder is where the weary can find rest -
Bishop Whipple writes with great ten
dernes of the early days of the White
Earth mission. 81 remember" he says,
"an Indian mother who brought me a
lock of her baby's hair and said: i
have heard that white mothers have their
baby's hair made in cross, to remind
them of the baby who has gone, and Of
Jesus who has taken it. Will you get
my baby's hair made into a cross?' An.
other mother once followed me thirty
miles in a canoe. She said: Il have
lost my only child. She was Christian
| have heard some one whisper if you
would follow your child to the Great
Spirits home you must be Christian
and l have come to ask you about the
son of the Great Spirit These were
simple things, but they told us tina
'One touch of nature makes the whole
world kim"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
IT MAKES NO DRUNKARDS,
Breaks no Hearts, Ex-
cuseS no Crimes.

Dr. David Kennedys FAVORITE REMEDY is not
disguised enemy of the human race where it can
not help, it does not harm. FAVORITE REMEDY
is combination of vegetable Alternatives 1t does not
heat iname the blood, but coos and puriies it.
In all cases of Kidney troubles Liver complaints
Constipation of the Bowels and the delicate derange
ments which affiict women, the action of FAvORITE
REMEDY is beyond praise. Thousands of grateful
people voluntarily testify to this in letters to Dr.
Kennedy; and with a warmth and fullness of words
which mere business documents and certificates new
er possess. 1t makes no drunkards-excuses no
crimes-breaks no hearts, In it's coming there is
hope and in its wings there healing We challenge
trial and are confident of the result. Dr. Kennedy
would have it understood that, while he is engaged
in the introduction of his medicine '.Favorite Rene
dy" he still continues the practice of his profession,
but confines himself exclusively to Office practice.
He treats all diseases of chronic character and per-
forms all the minor and capital operations of surgery
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

A Southern Methodist conference has
passed resolution that "church festivals
do not develop the grace of liberality,
but are detrimental to the spiritual in
terests of the church, and we will urge
upon our members the duty of giving
directly to the church of Christ"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

DIR. Cuyler, at the recent completion
of the twentieth year of his pastorate in
Brooklyn, disclosed this secret of his sue
cess. He said that he had never allow
ed day to pass without visit to some
family, and a talk with some one on
personal religion.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
Happily Disappointed.

Disappointments are frequently grevious to bear,
but having received letters almos daily from parties
who have been happily disappointed" we relate
their experience which will be profitable for every
to remember. Thousands have written to the propri-
etors of Kendalfs SPAWN Cure stating that they be
gan using it without any faith that it would cure
spavins but had been happily disappointed it had
completely cured the SPAWN and removed the bunch
without bstering and after using for various pur
poses all state freely that they find it the very best
liniment ever used for any lameness on beast
Please read the advertisement for Kendalls SPAWN
Cure.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

BRIGHT's DISEASE IN WoMEN.-The gentler sex
for variety of reasons perfectly understood by them
peculiarly liable to those attacks which euds in
Bright's Disease of the Kidneys. Upon the special
attention of women therefore, urge the great vr
tues of HUNTS REMEDY, the Great Kidney anC
Liver Medicine. This superb medicine has saved
many good woman from early grave. 1t is eX
ceent in all the peculiar diseases of the sex. NJ
medicine equals HUNTS REMEDY for delicate won
en-. Sold by all Druggists. Trial size, IS cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
Cured of drinking.

"a young friend of mine was cured Of an Unsuitable
thirst for liquor which had Frustrated him that he
unable to do any business He was entirely
cured by the Of Hop Bitters. 1t allayed all that
burning thirst; took away the appetite for liquor
made his steady, and he has remained a sober
and steady for more than two years, and has no
desire to return to his cups; I know of number Of
others that have been cured of drinking by t"-From
a leading R. R. Official, Chicago, Ill.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
Samuel j. Tiiden's

Chances for the democratic nomination to the pres
dency not considered half good the nervous
and debilitated sufferers rapid and permanent recov
cry, by using the famous WyOmoke, blood. brain and
food. 1t has not failed, where other meth
DDS have proved Intellectual It's curative influence is
Immediately operative, and cures rapid. thorough
and permanent. Sold by all druggists at Sl00 $l.5o
and $500. Try no other nervine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

HUMAN BLooD-On the purity and vital
ity of the blood depend the vigor and health
of the whole system. Disease of various
kinds is often only the sign that nature is
trying to remove the disturbing cause. A
remedy that gives life and vigor to the
blood, eradicates scrofula and other impuri-
ties from it, as Hoods Sarsaparilla un-
doubtedly does, must be the means of pre-
venting many diseases that would occur
without its use. Sold by dealers.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
Intense suffering from Kidneys Cured.

Montgomery Center VT, Feb, 20, 1880. Gentle
men-I feel it duty and pleasure not only to ac-
knowledge my gratitude to you personally but also to
bring my before the public and testify after eight
years intense suffering what your KidneyWort has
done for me. For the past year have been taking
different remedies for Kidney Disease but derived no
benefit Have had trouble with my Kidneys for eight
years very bad by SPELLS and for several months able
to do but very little work. at times passing blood from
the bladder, and experienced prickly sensation all
over. fearful of paralysis, and dizzy, afraid
to stoop from fear of falling At last in January
commenced taking your KidneyWort and found al
most immediate relief, One box made new man Of
me. 1 feel almost as well ever in my life. and
sincerely believe it will restore to health all who may
be similarly afflicted. Michael Coto."
'Messrs. Wells Richardson & Co.: Conference.-The
above named person has been in employ the past
three years, and we know HIM to be man of truth
and honor; we believe and know his condition and
statements to be true. We know of others in this vi
cnity equally as thankful for the benefits derived
from the use of this medicine. Respectfully yours
Sherman, Brandsh & Co."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
CANTERBURY SHAKERS
LIFE-INVIG GRATING
SARSAPARILLA.
Tile Great Blood Purifier, Kidney
Remedy and Mid Larative.

WE, the undersigned having used DIR. CORBETTS
" SHAKER sARsAPARILLA SYRUP in our
practice. and having examined the formula by which
IL is prepared, would cheerfully recommed it to the
community the cheapest, safest and most efiica-
cious Of all the preparations of sarsaparlla in the
market It's highly concentrated state, (here being in
agiven amount Of Syrup twice the amount Of Vegea-
bic Extract that any other contans,) the care skill,
and cleanliness of It's manufacture. guarantees
Of It's purity and effect. T. r. CROSBY, NJ. D.. W. D.
BUCK. NJ. d., s. BUHTON. NJ. d., J. s. ELLIOT. NJ.
D., JAMES BABB, NJ. D., u. COLBURN, NJ. D., NJ. G.
J. TEwKsBURY, NJ. D., A. G.. FRENCH. NJ. D.
JOSIAH CROSBY, NJ. D., A. G. GALE, NJ D., JAMES
A. GREGG, NJ. d.
Those who have failed to be benefited by Other
Smsaparillas should not fail to make single trial Of
this Blood Purifying and Life Invgorating Compound
of Shaker Sarsaparilla, DandeOn, Yellow Dock, Man
drake, Black Cohosh Gargct, Indian Hemp, and the
Berries OF Juniper and Cubeb combined with lOdide
BfPotassium made by the Society.
Prepared by the CANTERBURY SOCIETY OF SHAKERS
shaker Village, n H., and signed by Thos. Corbett
It's inventor Sold everywhere. Inquire for Corbetts
Shakers Sarsaparilla.
MS-Encose Stamp for Shaker Manual.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

None are so seldom found alone and
are so soon tired of their own company
as those coxcombs who are on the best
terms with themselves.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

The golden moments in the stream of
life rush past us, and we see nothing but
sand the angels come to visit us and we
only know them when they are gone.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

Hoods Sarsaparilla is made of roots.
herbs, and barks. 1t gives tone to the
stomach and makes the weak strong. Sold
by Druggists.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
The Women at Home.

Our mothers, wives and daughters! Home is not
home at all without them. Yet they may die and
leave the house silent and sad any day. Husbands
and fathers, word in your ear The ladies are not
always to blame when they low-spirited and
"cross." They SICK Don't you be fools brutes
and think they'll out all right if you only
"frm" and mean yourselves. Put bottle of DR..
David Kennedys Favorite Remedy on the shelf and
tell them to use it. The color will come back to the
cheeks and the laugh to their lips. Go and get it at
once down town. or mail One Dollar to the Doctors
address at Rondout, n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

A child is in Montreal hospital with
fourteen fingers and two thumbs on each
hand webbed together. A doctor has
separated them and the child is expected
to live.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

It's about an even thing between man
and the orange peel. Sometimes the man
throws the orange peel into the gutter,
and sometimes the orange peel throws
the man into the gutter.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23
MISCELLANEOUS.

The shortest life is long enough if it
leads us to do better, and the longest life is
short if it does not.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

MENTAL AND PHYSICAL EXHAUSTION, NER-
" vovsuess. Hysteria, Night sweats. sleeplessness,
Cough, Emacaton and Decline are at once arrested
by MALT BITTERs. This original and incompatible
FooD MEDICINE is rich in nourishment and strength.
II feeds the body aud the brain 1t regulates the
stomach and bowels, cleanses the liver and kidneys,
increases the appetite and enrches the blood Health,
strength, aud peace of mind are sure to follow its
daily use. Prepared by the MALT BITTERs COM
PANY from Unfermented Malt and Hops, and sold
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

Don't suffer briars, bushes, and the
like, to grow along the highway adjoin-
ing your premises.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-08-23

The disposition to give a cup of colo
water to disciple is far nobler property
than the finest intellect. Satan has a fine
intellect, but not the image of God.