The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1880-12-23
CHRIsTIAs HVEOR


TIE muss that children are anxious 20
get into Christmas.
As the Christmas tree q bo1& 90 ]
the youthful heart made glad.
CHRISTMAS is the aanivsrBsTy g eyB,
Pepsia's foWlsst conspiracy against coH7
fort
HosH more despised by-httle children
than the man who takes no stOcln' Santa
ClaHs2
REmBER the barber, the hesbootblaok
and the bsrtendsr IA dUics 70 Bach
sJ0rs. ~ ---.1
So1lH to-lzs VII hang up their stockings
Christmas eve, and some WI hang up
the bartender.
THE man who takes unto himself a wife
on Christmas ere VII be sure to have
7Fell-1tle ed stockings. ,T--UIC-E2
II IS sad that a child born on Christ
mas VIII always hate turkey and goose,
/ and lean to6azia6ad6sh ana sf6con.
TEE small boy now puts in eight hours
a Gay HagFenlng hl5 nose against the
windows Of confec6OneIY md toy stores.
-" is KRIS Klaeis alive, papaP'
ta .l.L Ils sn1 b1T llii.E sLE
] A1-HTeH aHu aEIC-trr.N Nt
@ said thsi isnily' 8le1d
g CHB1sT1r4s rapidlly y coming this way,
and the young man With a. No. g foot
VII, as usual be presented W7th pair ql
No 6 slippers.
lsfEss to the sleist-isIs jiuglsll llltlL
5ee ne merry znog-iiIses mIuElel
How tma,ea odr lfs-6l08d tidsIsI
~ a r9yal welcome oold ais Cr1gI0i
IL you really desir5 70 perrsttate
-pracheal jdks upon your printer this
year Just send him the amount Of Tour
subscription On Christmas -- -
.l -Wi1AF stlHs the 6olBIsys fol ro61d,
~ Tn bad boy, sii- iu troezr-
Led By Tie ear. % lisEna draws usar
And gaftsih his Christraz box Z
''HENG up the baby's si1elingP
shouts the Hackensack rRepu5Lcan- We
want it distinctly. understood chat We
haven t any such appendages.
a YOUNG man who gave his gifl S75
gold watch last Christmas, married hat
duEing the summer, and now he thinks
the present. was @6me' well spent
Now. comes the season when the young
man, on ar eight dollar salary, Lbothers
his brains to raise the stamps to get his
girl o twenty dollar holiday present
KaHsas Citg Times.
CHRrsrslAs fa1lslOn Saturday this year,
and severe storms are predicted. The
storm VIII likely break. when the young
sters wake Jp sndfa their stockings
filed with chunks Of c0al1
TIE morning dayas,- and the house
hold is awakened by the sound Of drum
Bndffe Butitisn0tV var Ifis not She sum
mons. TO 60 ont and slaughter ths ZUlus.
Nay, brethren, it IS Christmas. .-NeJg
lYOIs5 E,5prg58. EEtA gen
f8IAlpaA, " said the little one. do you
know what you are gong to. give me .tor
Christmas Why yes, sald the moth-
I er, ''of course ] know. Vel, for nIsr-
cy SAKE, don't sell me, responded the
/ pUss with great vehemeDCe.
as CHEIsr1IAs appreciates, the young
man who has been tOasdng his toes, and
l0uuging on. the best parl0r sofa, begins
! to Try and get up quarrel with his
/ young girl so as to escape banTupdug
himself on a Christmas presant-
I Baltimore EUsrY SatE-lQV.- -
SrE trfpnsd Ger the si7h + crossing,
And Ihe wind, that @ darcsiy lizFa
An inch or SD Of hHr ankle
sea to tie pnflf7n
{ Lue GElaer CD rle p ~ 2 Elal
was ititetly nc1li f1s1yf
% t'Ths;'stbs PISS l5ir7 70 p soct1g r-c
have se-u tlis l1r-si1l .s- aaJ-"
o. t5a1 3 sISdEys- tie insu-7 ra'5dsi5-s
The emsrrT, merry l- $ -Qat
The fner.r. merry r1isl.--5 Cd -..
I Tns mist etle Uoegl.
Nov comes Christmas to remind rs we
/ NAV make our lives subL1Ie, and depart
! ING. leave behind MS scores Of slippers.
numbered 4 l1hie-' StiHEHlerL lam hcl=
man. Slippers that g.Ehaps tanotheE
] who shall In your f5otst,ps trsad--a PEE
/ feued and bigger brotaer-may Tish
| they were items instead -Homs Sea o.
net Slippers that perhaps a mother,
/ striving hard tOmake ends meet, viii use
upon vour Wild vuung brother -bsu1uss
he won't keep of the street. .aE bzs---1
In Scotland, except among Catholics
and Church Of England people, Christ
mas Is scarcely noticed Other denomi-
nations who notice the season, defer the
reioicinCs to Twelfth (old Christmas) day.
| A Scotchman, who was asked how Christ
| mas was spent. IN his country, replied.
s'HOOt, ava, mon, ne dInua mind the
/ Yule-the Christmas We ca 1t, mon 4
we mind -is-Nsw- Years Day and then
| every mon who can afford it gets drunk