The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-02-19

Ifamps have generally ~ fslg-
iaas i%hei. tat ~ Iran toward tie
church of roam.
ID. pfofapd u, latter IA
~tssh 50 We pot 10 6ut--,he
vhstsy of lts ~s,betY Dcnes
ils--Tks wL..Isy. ~ cootss Ps,-Ah
lbib -.y = ~ te coming ,o't by,-'n-
hys
The superintendent Of public
schools - Boston !. pfepsrins ; school
reader vhiss Sil cuntAin note i4isy
isies aud lss. stories about homes,
iafmen May u lie found a stone ID
Tue botton u hh iar uibelier.
They So tho difference bstweeu a
gtAsshoppsr ard gr.ss wiJo~ Is 81,
10y heavens there 10 no difference.
1heyil both jump 81 The first chance.
"A Chicago .sn's nightmare turned
90, 10 be the shadow 81 bis wiie's foot
on tho bedroom wall, instead OF an on
earthly monster with Eve horns.
-lfyou was decent person. re.
marked shrill female voice Oh the raj.
way, you would rhu, down that window
aud not expose ne to the draft. Mad.
an, vas the reply, thought from your
face that you were over tory.6vr and
not subjec, to draft
The moot absent minded man was
not lhe man who hunted for his pipe
when il was between bis teeth. nor the
ose who tire bis bat out Of the win
dow aud tried 10 hang bis toigar on a
peg no! bot the man who put his um.
brellA TO bed and went and stood be.
bind the door
In little family discussion, the
other day, the madam remarked, some.
whai taray When marry again :
suppo.e you sill marry a fool inter.
rgpled the husband Beg your pardon
aid she. shall DO nothing Of the kind
prefer a change, The lord aud mas.
a. vited
here j. nothing 90 charming os
te innocence Of children. Mamma,
,aid eve year old the other Jay, ]
vish you wouldn't leave rue 10 take
re Of baby again. He was so bad
a. e bad 10 eat all tie sponge cake
aol two jars OF raspberry jam TO amuse
hm.
Do abinals have luui asks some
q observing individual OF course they
a When COW switches her tail
across the iAse Of The man who is milk
log her. aud steps along just two yards
ard tnras TO zee him pick up his stool
aud follow. she has the most amused
expression on her face possible, aud il
she can kick over the milk pail she
grows positively hii~fious
"A man. who,e couulcuance was
honeiy enough ts scare Quaker was
loanging arogbd pubic bou.r. ~hen
he wa- ohutsci rs Yankee, who
asked hin il BE- bad nut met with an
accident VIXEN be was Young What
do sae mean, tua inprilineut scoun.
dfeii Why. ldn'l n,an notLiu on !
You've got such ~ s'ifr.d crooked
mouth. ! thought ~ how yen might a
ftl'a into The t,ook when yoa vas a
by and your mother hung you up ~
the mouth to dry
ioa nra wriie a. you talk, IN a
natural manner, said a schoolma.ter to
pupil the other day The next day
shu brought composition TO school
y hich READ somcwbai ~ follows: Lady
Washington vas a widow thumph) j
when George Washington married her
ton. dear. .Aees . Blot. Her pane
was Martha ! always did bate that
uame) CARTS They had no children
aches bas they bad plenty Of slaves
ia Ia Shd they lived a, Mount Yer
ron lihsre gees the dinner bell aud
WAshiugtons tomb ia there fthe soup
wili he coldl. aud there be lies to be
wsps eyvr by grateful people who
have hsd good ,quare hot meal
- he Duke Of Argyll was once Civ.
leg esidssce before a committee Of the
House II eOwwons 90 The temperance
question. Bot said = member iuqnir
isgis. enc Bailie MaePhsrson, appaf.
eatly pefsoa u Authority, deposes
that be sevsr saw anyone drunk Ia bis
dislsrsf Nefy liksly. replied HE Grace,
Seotehmea vii hardly allow nan 70
e dsaak % long as be can lie s,ill o.
hr fioof
n CAiiotaian's mslrimonisI sdrsr.
i.snehs wiuds up az follows: For,une
no object. bat should require the ga.
fflsaioas 70 deposit one Thousand 6ve
basared dollars with me a. sscarily
( her good behavior
DO you shink I'm fooly asked
) snt ieslos Of dsc1or. Really, re
q "a The doctor. wonld GOT have
de he asstrlios. b., Bow THAI you
! ! ny opisisa usss cay that I an not