The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-02-25
CHIPS.

What kind of weather is it, any.
hon?
Choose such pleasures as recreate
and cost little.
The champion modest girl called it
the limbislature.
A drunken soldier was landed in
limbo last night.
Never presen. gift saying that it
is of no use to yourself.
The best demonstrating sun.
shine fion cloudy day.
The aggregate value of bullion ship.
meets yesterday was $29. 655 OF.
A meeting of home missionaries
will be held this evening at z o'clock.
Ogden is appointing a committee
to meet and welcome Governor Muir
ray on his arrival here.
What are the names Of Governor
Emery's friends, who are kicking
on his vetoeing several bills.
The kind wife who has a smile for
her husband when he comes into the
house will not drive him to a saloon
TO get one.
Let your boy roam the streets with
out a trade, but remember that the
devil always fnds something for idle
hands to do.
Some blankets stolen from a person
IN Commercial street were found in a
second-ha store yesterday, as might
have been expected.
1t may be little early, but We like
to be prompt when it helps trade.
There is every prospect OF short
peach crop this year.
A New Orleans athlete, in order to
convince his sweetheart OF his great
strength, twisted her arm in such a
way that it had to be smputated.
A couple of young bucks INDUCED
in a healthy fight in front of First
South street saloon last night, in
which the windows were broken. No
arrests yet.
When a lead pencil drops from
behind a mans ear it always lands
on the point and the latter breaks of.
II the pencil has no point, the pencil
doesn't drop.
Judge Hunter yesterday ordered
that P. 81. Lannan, and II. w. Law
renee. drawn as petit jurors, be each
fined $50 for being absent, unless
they show cause before the close OF
the term why they should not be fined.
Mr.. Dryer has Harper's Bdzar for
March 9th; No. 69S Seaside Library,
containing "Mademoiselle de Nee
sac;;" and No. 100 Franklin Square
Library, containing ga Sylvan
Queen"
The directors of the Utah Central
we're occupied nearly all day yestsr-
day, and until late last night, in ex-
amining witnesses relating to the
cause of the accident on that road on
Saturday night. Tue examination
was private, and. is not yet completed.
Wilbur, the tramp and thief, who
is in the chain gang, refused TO work
yesterday, and upon being olspped on
the head by the guard, sprang to his
feet and was about to strike the
guard with his shovel, when a few
well.direoted blows from bunch Of
fives quieted him down.
Mr.. John Fife, the young man who
was the unfortunate victim of thu ac-
cident on the Utah Central on Satur-
day night, died at 10 minues past II
yesterday. Tue shock to his system
was 80 great that he could not rally,
and he sank rapidly till the hour
stated. He was steady young man,
esteemed by all.
Verify, the Tribune is an accurate
and entsrprising sheet. 1t adjourned
the Legislature the other day after
O'clock pm. instead of 3; announced
that the Governor had prepared a
veto on the woman's bill, and stated
that young Mr.. Fife died on Monday,
whereas his death did not occur until
1910 yesterday. Verify, the 4fib. is
an accurate and enterprising sheet.
"It is too cold for ice cream noW."
And he softly winked his eye;
"Oh, yes, dear 'Dolf, I know it is,
But I'll take an oyster fry"