New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-02-18
WHOLE NUMBER liz.
A Man Of ssFaitil.: =

A MAN who stands on dry goods :
box on the Campus Martius and tells
the public that the medicine in the lit.
tie bottles before him is q sure cure for
this or that complaint finds about two
believers out of every hundred who
pass. If he only finds one his expecta-
tons are answered. and he makes q
good thing of it. He began his talk yes
terday with an audience of one. 1t was
fat, feshy young man of twenty-five,
with double chin and red neck-tie;
faith was written across his face in
letters broad and plain.
''Gentlemeu," began the vender, "a
he looked the young man in the face,
: do You have feeling of nashua at
your stomachs? If so, one of these ten
cent bottles of my world pannersea will
instantly relieve and cure"
''Just what I want" replied the
young man, and he laid down ten cents
and took bottle.
Gentlemen continued the yender,
lido you have backache and chills? II
SO, l warrent this pannersea to cure you
at two doses. It has been tried by
kings and emperors, and it has given
univer-."
"Been looking for just this cure, in.
terrupted the young man, and he paid
for second bottle, and fell back into
his old track.
"Gentlemen, it gives me pleasure
to assert that this medicine was origin
ally invented as cure for headache"
softly remarked the seller. 'When
say that it will cure the worst case of
headache ever known in from three to
five minutes, solemnly mean what /
say. 1t has been tried in ten thousand
cases."
"Might as well knock the headache
while I'm about it," said my young
man to himself, and he laid down q
quarter and received his correct change
-. another bottle.
. !. All! se 'is.ssisg, i does me good to
see that you appreciate ill., sSl'sSsi
said the vender, as he moved the bot
ties around. .Are any of you troubled
with liver complaint or dyspepsia? II
so, try my pannersea. It has relieved
and cured millions of suffering human
beings"
The young man Was still the only
audience. Faith frightened on his face.
and he laid down ten cents with tho
remark;
MY old liver is always kicking up
trouble, and guess I'll cnre hertz
"My fellow-citizens," remarked the
seller, as he mopped his face, care you
troubled with toothache, cutaneous dis
eases, palpitation of the heart, loss of
sleep or !ngrowing toe-nails?"
"We are!' solemnly replied the
young man, and he invested in another
bottle.
"Americans-freemen you SUBJ
ject to coughs, hoarseness, bronchitis,
quinsy, consumption, nightmare, loss
of memory. whooping cough or falling
out OF the hair?''
Hanged ii we ain'tr' whispered the
young fellow with the double chin, and
he pocketed his sixth bottle and waited
tor further oratory. His remarkable
faith staggered the dealer, who finally
said:
| II guess you have enough for this
time. Take accordingto directions and
you VII soon feel the beneficial effects"
eyes, l will-thank you ever so
much--yes-" stammered the young
man: This ere remedy isn't good for
cts, is it?''
We'll, WE'LL" slowly answered tho
vender.-that is, it is not a regular care
for fits"
'Then guess I'll take what I've got
and get cured of all those things you
mentioned, and then 60 for the fits alone
and give EN- thunder and blazes.
wouldn't your
II guess So"
eyes, that's the way. If you bring
out anything for fits want you to save
me gallon. I've been under tho
weather just as long as / can stand il,
Goodbye. "-Detron Free Press.