The Osceola times., 1880-10-16
WAITS OF THE WORLD.
ARKANSAS

VIcroRIA's band do not play by note
they get along very well by ear.
DARWIN must be right. Half thu
people of the present are tale bearers.
CHICAGO tailor has the job of buiid
ing pair of fall pants for David DAVIS
SEVERAL graduates Of vassar are in
training as nurses at the Generai HOS
pital in Boston.
EVERY paper in the country has re-
marked that Gen. Aiyer rendered nus
country some signal service.
A JERSEY waist is well enough tor
slim person. but makes fat person look
- like q huckleberry pudding.
.A,coHoL will clean silver" Yes,
.,coboI we'll stuck to will clean all the
silver YOU have--out Of your pocket
s.vrx eclipses are to take place thus
xasr-four ot the sun, two OF the moon,
and one of the Democratic party.
A RuxoR says that after the winter
session of the United states supreme
Court Justice Swayne Will propaoiy ie'
tire.
Nrxr wear will be the fourth centen-
arv of the printing OF the fret book IN
Vienna. and the event Is to DC ouiy
commemorated.
DIR. TANNER offers to speak at state
fairs for $50 a speech. We've hearu
enuu1 h of his old contracted stomach
and want rest.
RoYAN, near Bordeaux, is the favori'e
holiday re .,rt of the Bonapaitlsts, ana
the Casino there is said to he the best III
France.
OrIp. saws american humor is the
grin ON he face of a cor'se; II Is Ieai
humor, though of ghasty ana gr'h'
sort"
FRANK LORD, o.. New York, who is SO
skilft,l with his pistol hit he cut D
TWAIN a card thrown up edgwise, is hon
in Paris.
The unwilling of the Farracut statue
In Wa hinpton will be postponed by
Secretary Thompson until alter Congress
assemblies.
lr clothes were really made more
beautiful. saws the London Spectator, he
pa.sion for inres-ent change would
probably diminish.
The man who sieh7, "fiow soon we
are iorgotten!' has only to leave a hotel
without payinr his bill 10 find haw sadly
mistaken he Is.
THEY have a 800 pound vocalist out in
Montana, whose favorite song is ID lnce
Me ON Your Knee, My Darling" Very
few accept the offer.
al can not understand" said Jones,
chow it is that | drink another mans
health until think he is very healthy,
my own health always suffers"
A BosroN girl declined an offer of
marriage because, if she accepted, she
would have to GO on wedding tour,
and she would not leave her five little
cats.
"A CuNrKNTED mind is continual
FEAST" and yet however contented man
may be he attacks free lunch just as
vigorously as discontented one.
SOME English meerschaums have on
their bowls engravings of political lead
ers. II you like Gladstone you may
put him o, your pipe and smoke MN.
IT is narrowing to the feelings OF
some to discover that Lansuedoc lace
can be initiated so exactly, at very low
price, that it is hard to tell the imitation
from the real.
MISS CARRIE HOWARD, variety ac-
tress, well known in Baltimore and else
where, is the heiress Of 10000, the
estate OF her great-grandiaiher who re-
Gently died in Yorkshire, England.
NJ. HENRI RocHEFoRT has taste for
old furniture, old china, and all sorts OF
bric-a-brac. He is collector OF the
first order He possesses some of the
furniture used by Voltaire at Ferney.
We used to think that Ayoob Khan
had few grains of sand along his dark
skinned spinal column, but late events
have demo astrated that he was general
who fought best with his mouth.
RupoLPH, of Austria, is to receive
from the aristocracy of Vienna magnI
ficent marriage rilt of an album, eacl
leaf of which will contain drawings o
water-color copies Of the most celebrated
paintings.
EIGHTEEN young lady table walters a
long Branch this year claimed that they
were rich, but wanted romance. The,
drew their weekly pay just the same
however, and even wanted to strike FOL
higher wages.
"Ix on the press said John Henry
brace. "Well, that's no reason why yol
W ~ tsit ipihi s''' 'N'itN'
as she rearranged her tumbled cola
and pinned up her hat which. had CONT
uudone.
The lady who knows what is what jus
now buys black and white Spanish lace
and wraps her throat therein, fastening
the folds on The left side with the odccs
lace pin she can find, from a pearl
tusked, onyx-e,e ed elephant to hob
goblin that heather would adore.
A NOVEL election bet is reported a
having been made by Hartford pohtica
opponents. The loser is TO black boot
at a designated corner for two hours ol
given day, the proceeds of his worl
to go to The orphan asylum. The agree
ment also provides that all moneys col
lccted shah b, given to the asylum; tn;
no change in any case shall lie given 4
the party paying for the hine; and tina
the one who does the work shall pre-
vide himself with bottle of dressin
with which TO black ladies' boots.
A Blt OF sentinel
Savannah News.