The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-12-07
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But "John smith and Jarusha Squeers,
Married By Squire Saooks, at Flst Bu,h"
Is not so sweet to polite ears"
AS Algerrop Grey and EAie lie Louch.
Thus hath Shake
Made mistake
In giving fame
To 'Nothiug in a name. ~
Res Female minstrel shows are nearly IS
legitimate as the role of Rosalihe."
ESg~ The weather clerk has been more
clangeable of late than trade dollar.
ESyA Another blooming idiot of New York
HIS been made an angel by blowing out the
gas.
ESg@An old item: Susan B. Anthony
speaks of Clara Louise Kellogg as "my es-
steemed contemporary"
DsPIt is said that when the divine Sara
sits down on sofa she dOes not make any
more show than nd and tassel
Rsg-A correspondent wishes to knowwhat
"Boycctting" means. It's Celtic for raisirg
waat Mr.. Ingorsoll declares does not exist.
ngg~In ten weeks $40 pupils were whscked
in the public schools of St. Louis. The
schools there are conducted on the Solomon
plan.
E3aA Baltimore clergyman recently
preached on the subject: "Why was Lazarus
beggar!" We suppose because he didn't
advertise.
rsTHarpers Weekly is again criticising
Senator CenkliJg, but as long as the Bsz'r
and the Young Folks keeps quiet the senator
has hopes.
E9y~ The speculative fever ia raging bigh-
suicides, sudden journeys TO hiding places,
prosecution of delinquouts who have specu-
lated to buy shares-all these lie in the be-
You'd.
Esa'C,n I give my son college oducs-
ton at homer writes proud and anxious
father. Certainly. All You want is base
ball guide, racing she'll and few packages
o. cigarettes.
ESPJChn Hobson, who for many years
travelled with Barnum's circus as "the liv-
inc skeloton,n committed suicide in New
York recently. Sally Bernhardts visit is be-
ginning to tell.
HSg@The' Ponca Indians have sued the
Sioux and won 2 case involving large tract
Of land cs1od to-them hv the government.
This is the only law the Indians were ever
known to observe.
nS~A Russian claims to have found a
new substitute for rubber. Il Is strongly
suspected that while travelling in this 'cour-
try recentlv he tackled ham sandwich at r
railway restaurant.
pSPWhen You see man take off his hst
"a YOU, It is sign that be respects you; but
when he is seen divesting himself Of his cost
you may make up your mind that no intends
to make you respect him
E1rAnd now i. i, said that Fred Grant
will initiate his pr b, leaving toe army and
engaging in the railroSd business Fred DO
ing unable to kill any ono as a"soldior,'
concludes to adopt more sarguinsEJ pur-
suit
lS7" Efforts to start a new negro exodus IL
Louisiana do not take hold we'll. They ar
paid two dollars and o half day in th
sugar fields, and this is much better than I'm.
Of those who want TO Kansas last year ar
doing.
EgynEvcept in the wild, uutulorod and re
mote north, the word "boom" has fickere
downward 10 natural death. As philolo
gists we are ecs.a" sly glad; as lovers
the good anl boau.ifI', wa cannot r3press
single tear.
psypA wealthy lady il Bo'to1",hes SUI
c,ad,a in giving away About million and
half dollars of the fortune left her by he
husband. Among the r1Wsrd' to which 81
may conf lenty look forward ia that OF Nc
having Ler will Disputed when she dies.
HSynPeter Cooper proposes for the Unite
to build railways to Mexico witA.the doposi
in the postal savings banks, but Jay Gou
will not take his advica. j. G. puts Graz
in the foreground, and goes ahead makir
combinations. There is less risk in this thu
in savings banks.
r~Christmas Apr ,aches, and pap'' 81
mammas fond of noise will find prepared +
the amusement OF their Offspring wool
sheep that baa, wo lily dogs that bark ca
thst n,.w md goa's which blest, all as ma
ura' -, ~. Those parents, on the oth'
bad, ~. ike to see their infant phenomel
make mess over Mica carpets w'l.give the
one Of tbs cows that yield real milk-tl
milk being frat pourel in through no
claningly contr,vei for that purpose
ESs~Of men who whsle, few proceed
extremities of tune. IT can hardly be 80
that they whistle FIR want of thought, b
cause no hsbitual whistler wants to thin
woiNling, with the plurality of whistler
merely serves as signal which calls ate
ton to their existence, a fact otherwise
some risk of being overlooked. 1t is an ell