, 1880-02-28
PERSONALS,

Mr.. Tilden should see that the hands of his
friends are washed before plncing himself there.
11r. Conkltng appears to have brought
down his woodchuck, but it is remarkably
small one.
Thomas G. Platt has been elected President
OF the United Stutes Express Company, at sal
ary OF $4,000 year.
About the only trouble England can't at
tribute to the importation Of American beef
Is tho distress In Ireland.
Perhaps the Nihiiists would come nearer
effecting their purpose If they could only indnca
the Gzar to use non-e1plosivel lamp.
The Hon. Andrew D. White, United States
Minister to Berlin. celebrated Georges birthday
by reception at the rooms Of tho legation
One Of the most painful incidents Of the
Donneliey tragedy at Lucan, Ont. Is the series
Of sood-cu:s representing the murdered persons,
which appeared in the Toronto Globe.
Joe Cooks Monday lectures are to be dis
continued after three weeks, but it Is under
stood that arrangements have been made to
have the world gu on just the same as before.
A somewhat heated discussion is going On
In the St. Louis and Little Ro"k papers as to
whether it should be called Arkansas or Arkan-
5atHs LII aAE A1tluLllHc LIS IeNllJ eAAtAA1A w.
pie of the country will stick to Rackensack.
The 19-year-old young lady who myseEt-
ously disappeared from @ St. Louis home, #nete
she WAS living in ease and elegance has beea
found working rs scamstress. and has 1ormeo
such an attachment for the lady by whom she u
engaged that I'LL offcrta to induce her to return
home have proved futile.
King Kalakaua I. stood godfather to the
youngest son Of William N. Armstrong, OF New
York, ut the baby's baptism. In Saybrook, Conn'
recently. Judge s. F. Judd, OF the Supreme
Court Of Hawaii, was the. Kings proxy. Tne
youngster was named by the King "hahnl.
which mems from the skfcs.'' -:
Charles Kase, young journalist OF cor
siderable celebrity, Is dying at the home o. nis
father, in Warren County, New Jersey: ne -
known to onewspaper-readcrs as Karl" Hego1
up the sensation about the wild animals IN cen'
tral Park. New York, which attracted such ~1de-
spread attention few years ago.
Thirty-four years ago a New Hampshire
mnn was missing. Hc left letter for bis family
saying that they would never see him again. no
was given up for dead Last week he tnrnea "
in New Hampshire after long residence IL
Mexico, gnve money to what remained OF us
family, disappeared again, and LETT noEe ~ ~
farewell. All he wrote was - Farewell, fufe*e41'
farewell" and from this fact it is believed tna'
he has turned adyance~agent for Ole Bull.
A Vassar girl sat
On her best fellows hat
As they baskol in the moonlight with CLASSICAL
chat;
She put III her thumb
And pulled out her gum
And made It all up with thrilling yum yum~
This Is her dainty room
Where youth and beauty found their perfect o'ooD'
How oft her form, hus nestled softly there!
Here +. ',t;' y hsr r. EienmnE glass. ,.x.
The pillow whcre she nightly rests her head. -
-Boston Ttunserfpt
This Is her Sunday hair; =
OF blonde bangs she has six or seven pair;.:
Here is her powder-pufr;
She always knows when she has used enousn'
There are her fnvorit hose,
With stripes the color OF the blushing rose'
Hero is her bt1nion- pnd-
That one so young snould have corns - loo po"@
Near by, well-worn chew OF gum;
Our darling comes from Dostiug, and she Sas'
''tt1 hum
The vicissitudes Of married life are TOO "en
known to need more thin passing nleu.oa,
but it Is not often that the announcenentol'
nuptiuls becomes the signal for free n8n', a.
was the casc in urichsyille. O., last "eek. r..
some time past Miss Jennie Horne anu -.
William Collier, Of that village, have been uopo ~
lesly In love with each other, aud the aePtn n, ~
the young laly's devotion may be judged 1eo,.,
the fact that last Thursday evening she ho1 ~
to marry the young man secretly ~.
allowed the ceremony to be performed wnlle e's
wus barchcaded ind wore gfngham apsvo. .a
which most women "on'u - ~
deemed highly unsuitable to an OCCASION y. ~
much moment. Carefully coneeallng tno 1us. 'sos+
her marriage from her mother tTho, IKE ho
women with pleasant daughters, was steadfass's
opposed to anybody's enjoying themselves ~
wuy), Niss Horne attended churcn 49, ~
following Sunday evening in company "l.a 49,
old lady and n young brother. At the cohc.5 ~
Of the services Mr.. Collier made up his n1'no ~