The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-12-09
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Louisville tie other day, railroad irain
lssiug s4arsa from tho tnck without ID.
iaflag sayone above ilso rask u major
A iItls Irish hos icIl down and biz bis
tongue Ne arose iron, the ground, crying
aud sobhisR, aud said 10 hls brother, "ohl
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clear street ~ = crowd that would both.
81 -i,ole e4nAd Of New Yerk cops ior an
boar lie passes around bat Tor collec.
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"8os shall have my bonnet trim
med, asked Maria, 80 that il shall agree
~ith nay complexion III you want IL
60 match y'nT face. have i, plAin, replied
ihe hateful Hattie
Strict Discipline Major How dare
you smoke 1t paradey Throw your cigar
away at once Lieutenant with pleas
urr maior Major: You must throw IL
away without pleasure
We do not believe the report that a
city belle, having, IN response to elal.
leuge, baked cake Tor friends wed.
ding, 81 IL ont 81 doors, on the window
ledge one cold night, 10 b frosted
shaliwe sell OF abandon our giflst
editorially asks tie Bglmgtm Harkeyc.
do neither, Give en- away. When girl
is given away, il she is 10 sold. the
youag inAii rs . . majority of cases,
a iGiiadciphia quack informs he
public tnas he IS not ~ all exclusive III
patient SantA it gentle aud mild, I'm .
honeoi ath, and when anybsdy wants
ibuader and lightning, I'm an allopsth."
"A candidate defeated at ths recent
election made his first appearance upon
the ssrest the other day. and his oounte-
nan e looked ~ nlouruful that fifteen un.
detlAkers tried TO engage him 10 drive q
hear,e
The man WHO was approached from
ihv rcar 10y goat and went over six foot
NALL Oh Icing revived told the doctor that
be haau 81 the time of tbs accident the
remotest idea that he VAS standing on
railroad track
Chemistry recitation. Professor
What is watery' Student W alter is an
article used 10y some as a drink Profess
or fnisrrupting Can you name aug OF
IL propertiesy' Student Well. Il occa-
sionallt ro,s bootA.
A stranger IN Galveston asked an old
resident how malarial fever could he DIS
tinguished from yellow fever. "As gen.
eral thing. was the reply. you cant toll
until ron have tried IL II you amt alive,
then is's lnoat likely yellow fever
"A woman hunted two hours ior a
needle she dropped on The hoor, and
eouidh aud il. aud then her husband
c.nr IN, aud had hardly taken his boots
of before lac could tell where il was
Quecr lss~ moa cAa do things that women
can't
A glrl IN Dablia struck her eroluet
partner on the head uiih the maIlei, brain
iyser syl 10. and the Young maa nearly
aiet ilie girl sAp kopi an,lsr arrest I'M
al lls rss"sery. aud when lie got we'll she
narri,sl bia. aud nov be sorry lee did
uol die
III. is.s@ss4sss l,uhlishes cagrasings
"a zach issae showing hos boilers look
las. after slisy isAse exploded This does
i.oi seen 10 Bat the ea.e At all What is
hee,iad i pietafu slnoalng hoe boiler
Ipok. Iist ls.fons Il is going 10 explode.
as coald titen laarn uhsn 10 get oui 81 the
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- MAthcv's. syivnhAm, London. for
rhil,lren vi the uPp~E elasss wterc.
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wsll.Auswu saysag vas promptly offered
by asNkpApes commsB,aseS ''suAcr
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