Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1880-11-11
For the CENTRE DEMOCRAT.
ATTENTION!
Hol for Salt Riverl

Bellefonte-and forget il not--on Satur-
day the 18th instant, at O'Clock sharp, all
ready and equipped for the passage. Our
corps will be under the command Of the
following officers
Generalisimo-th late Chairman, j. l..
Spangler.
Chtef Cook and Botde Washer-next
Chairman, 7. Gray Meek
Aid.de-cdmp-C. l.. Burlington.
Brigadter Generai-F. 7. Blair.
CoLonet-Charles G. Heisler.
Lieutenant Coionei-C. VI. Bower.
Major-M. Dolan.
Captams-John Noll and X. J. DoAk
Sergeanu and Corporals will be duly
appointed and announced.
Quarter Muster Generai-C. T. Alexan.
der.
Commissdry Generdi-W. II. Blair.
Inspector Generai-R II. Forster.
!Sutier-Geo. X. Barrett.
Master of Schndpp5-Arthur Brown.
Drirer IN Of !Straqgiers and Lame Ducks
District Attorney elect w. c. Heinle.
Ex-Gov. A. G.. Curtin cannot 90 with
us because he goes to Congress He will,
however, deliver a farewell address, give
US good counsel and point out the finger
boards by the way, after which Lawyer
Hoy will speak piece and explain how
we lost Indiana. Then the procession will
move, singing the "Sweet by and by," to
be lead by Quarter Master General c. T.
Alexander. When we arrive at Station
Rankin we will halt, and receive from the
late Chairman Rankin one Of Cessna's
largest and finest canal boats, and pair
of Garfelds mules 20 carry us up the
river Rankin has also agreed to roll up
his pants and drive the mules. From Sta.
tion Rankin we will sail, drawn by the
mules TO Station Milliken, when the msg-
nihcent Jimmy will speak a speech on the
Importance Of sticking to lie when once
told, and tell us how TO get out of the
way before those niggahs come up" lie
will also supply US with all the perfumery
needed on the way. Thence we will sail
TO Station Hastings, when the Colonel will
deliver an address on the evils of in,em-
perance, and what a naughty thing it Is
for man to forsake his father and mother.
The Murphytes must be watched here lest
they get little on the sly.
Then We go, singing the " Days of Auld
Lang Syne music 10 be lead BY Fort
ney-to Beaver Landing. The General
will put on pious look and offer PRAYER,
giving thanks that he is not as bad as we
wicked Democrats. He will also give us
an exhortation, telling US how wicked and
demoralizing a thing 1t il for Democrat
TO bulldoze negro voter, and how Gle.
vating, highly moral and religious the
influence exerted BY a Republican manu-
facturer TO bulldoze his employees how
corrupting Democratic repeating is, and
how highly moral and religious It i. when
the whole official power and patronage of
a Republican civil service reform govern
ment is used for the same end. This may
seem paradoxical, but dom be alarmed, the
deneral VIII DC equal 70 the occasion.
From Beaver Landing we will 90 singing
the "Girl We Left Behind Us"-to be lead
by District Attorney elect Heinle-to
the Furst Dock, where you will see A. o.
standing on the shore weeping over the
Democratic soldiers who were all shot in
the back" After he gets through and has
wiped the tears away he will tell his favor.
ite dog story in his most eloquent style:
and as we sail away he will sing Little
Mary had Lamb
When we reach Rhoads Station, Daniel
and Postmaster johnson will give us A
shindig, and show US how the victors can
dance.
Thence we will sail on up the briny
river; Bower will tell his ground hog
story and what else will occur as we saiI
and how We get along, and how we fare
when we have settled above the swamps. /
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