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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
TRUSTEES SALE BY SHERIFE

Where's, George Earrkson, and hrs wife. e.
len EaricksoH, by their certain deed Of trust
dated the fourth day Of April, 1885, and recorded
IN the recorders office PcttIs county, Missouri
III, conveyed to f. 3 Barrett all their right, title
interest and estate in and the foow ing describ.
81 real estate. all situated IN the county Of Petts
an.i state ut Missouri, viz: The north halt tI,)
oi the northwest quarter 20. of section twenty
en-, IN township fortv-fve tf5, and range twenty.
two ~, confirming tso acres and a.so i've til
acres. bounded A. follows: Beginning thrty-tour
GA, poles north of the southwest corner of ths,
northeast quarter stlof the northeast quarter
"a Of section Ten tiol, in township forty five
t&S) and range twenty three t2iD, thence running
north twanfy-eighf tssi poles and eight Is, links
Inks and thSnce south twenty .eight Sssl poles and
eight Isl links. and thence ives, twenty
eight s2si poles and eight tsI links, to place OF
beginning; which said conveyance was made IN
trust To secure the payment Of five certain PROM
isorv notes IN said deed described and whereas.
accordance with the provisions Of said deed nftruSt
AMI at the request OF the legal holder Of said notes
IN -sid deed described. all Of which said notes are
due and re,nain unpaid, I. the undersi.ned Lem
u~l ). Murray, the lawful and acting sheriff OF
~sd Petti> county, shall proceed to sell the above
described real estate at the eastern front Of the
court house IN the city OF Sedala, in the county
IL Pettis and state Of Missouri. aforesaid. to the
highest bsd.ler for cash. nj public auction, on
WEDNESDAY, THE eth DAY Of OCTOBER,
AID. 1ssO.
Between the hours OF ten o'clock N the forenoon
and i've o'clock IN the afternoon Of that day, TO
satisfy SAID notice. together With the cost and ex.
LxnrEI 8. MraaAY,
Shen6 and Trustee.
Houston Boutwell,, Attorneys.
Dated this 5sA doy Of October, leeo. 1o-swlt
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valid husband. While yet she vas
Mrs. Walker. she made dish" 10
Wall street. aud, leaving Golden
Hill. she continued her speculation in
Erie. Reading and Panama. Il
would never touch other stO,ks. she
declared. II knew what was ahpui.
and did not come out lame duck :
| doubled nv fortune in two years.
One ot her friends at that time ION
Change" WAS the Hon. Abram :.
Hewitt. he who managed the national
democratic campaign two years ago.
and who is now one of the representa-
tives of this state in congress.
During the past twenty years. Mrs
Smith has for the most part, made her
home in this city. though not AS The
helpmeet Of her husband, who died
last years. The property tina, she
held at her marriage she retained in
her own right, and thus was entirely
free from dependence. Recently her
advanced years weighed heavily upon
her. and sue grew tes,y. and at times
sullen and nOrose. Without one Oi
kin in all the world. she gave little
care to the amenities of life as deserv.
ed by those with whom she had to 10.
The daughter, Inex. died long years
ago in q convent, and save when re-
calling that daughter or recounting
social triumphs Of the past. Mrs.
Smith was seldom an agreeable com
panion; and with her better nature
had gone also the beauty Of her face.
stateIiness of form and other grace
that gave her prominence and power
in days bygone. II was her bias,
that the leading artists Of France had
pleaded long and eloqueutly to have
her sit to him: three times had her
arm--'.aud such an arm ."--heen cast
in plaster ~ a model for sculplors OF
renOwu. But time had wrought q
change her features we're shrunken.
aud other evidences that were innu-
merahle that the beauty and power Of
other day. had altogether passed.
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,euteJ itself. The crater seemed full
%, smoke.
i'eiachcd clouds 1t vapor waved
themselves back and forth along the
cliifs like ghosts. and as ] listened To-
the ho,rse breathing III that mysisri-
ous power which | could not see,
thought 1T the Wild Aztec legends
connected with the spot, AMI. in INV
super>ii,'rii> mood. hall believed
that the restless spirits Of their ,ie
parted chiefs had risen tn confront and
haunt me tor ms intrusion into their
dread ahode.
The Science of Kissing.
Science. in the last few years. SAYS
the New Orleans Times, mas gained u
terrible ioothoId in this world. 1t has
ratified the drv bouss Ut old fogyism,
made pi out Of worn out theories, u
set ideas that have been established
tor centuries. The latest mos, a.
t"nishing fact that has been developed
Is that there is scientific mode Ut
kissing. The day when 4 young
msn could grab a girl around the
neck and gobble q kiss in a rough
but comfortable manner is past The
time when he could encircle her
waist with one arm, get his shirt
bosom full U: hair oil. and pirouetie
his lips over her whole countenancs
is Nd more. Science has proclaimed
against it.. and man -hudders but re-
mains silent. The old style Of kissing
which sounds like come one tearing
a cIaE-b board of the roof Of smoke
house. is nov considered bad taste.
and consequently is going cut 1T fash
ion. although the majority Of girls sd-
nit that science has cruelty destroyed
all the comfort Of u long-liDgering.
heari-;hTilling kiss. and causes them
to express No little regret at the
change. The improved scientific
,n.thod If kissing is To throw The
right arm Iangui,lly around the fair
ones shoulder. tilt her chin up with
the lift hand until her face Is pointed
AT an angle Of forty-6ve degree---or.
rather. until il has the aspec, re-emh-
ling the bow-sprit If clipper built
sloop. Then stoop softly and Craze
about her lips in n quiet. suhiued cor,
of way, tickle ner nose with your
musrache until she cries 'ouch -
This is scientific kissing: but there is
TO consultation in it-noihing to make
man feel like couple OF gslvanic
butterflies were gsllopiDg along his
spinal column. II is Hat. lukewarn.
il lacks substance. and. If M, stale, ii
Is nj least unpf.fitable.
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The fact that Weaver Is q con

The fact that Weaver is a cousin of
Jas. A. Garfield may be the reason
why he has been able to draw to such
a liberal extent on the republican cam
psign fund. The ties of consanguinity
very naturally create in Gen. Viewers
bosom q fellow feeling for the republi-
can candidate. But then be ought
not to deny what every intelligent
man knows to be a fact, namely that
ne is campaigning in the interest of
the republican party.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

A Montgomery county. Illinois.
reverend who lives right beside the
Boodc ounty line cemented at his
residence a pair the other day who sp-
piled to him. and after they had de-
parted he ascertained that the license
was procured in Bond. The parson
pursued the happy pair into their own
county and married them over.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The following is verbatim copy OF
a poster which graces either end of q
bridge in Cambria county, Pa, and
which comes from a person who lately
resided in Bucks county: run away
"A red and white cat mid his to be-
hind legs Black. he was a she caf.
emmy boldly Pounds dot CAT pays five
Dollars"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The Denison News says: A party
Of movers at Enfaula, |. + en- route
to Texas. went into camp on the bank
of q small stream. Among other
things taken from the wagon. was a
double-barrel shot gun loaded with
buckshot. The gun was accidentally
discharged while being handled. kill
ing a young lady aged about sixteen.
The charge Of shot passed through the
neck. producing a CHASTITY wound.
The girl was laid to rest on the hill
side overlooking the spot where she
met her tragic death.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

A freight conductor of the Kansas
CITY. Lawrence & Southern road was
knocked from stock car rs his train
was passing the bridge near Elk Falls,
Has, on the afternoon of Sunday and
received Injuries from which he died
very soon after.
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I'm endogeuOue. "

I'm enuOgo0O0o.
"How do you feel, Jake ?" enquired
one Of the three who had responded.
"CryptOsamous. sir, cryptogs-
nous"
] walked out a few steps To Il little
stream 10 get q drink. | felt Thirsty.
and / ached. Then ! heard q voice
from the blankets:
wonder If them burned ole Gin.
other 'ums of ourn are gone grain
Then reply:
Il guess they've got to the tertiary
period"
| walked little piece on the road
to breathe the morning air.
] kept un.-
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The director Of one of the largest
public lunatic asylums in Germany
lately said to an assemblage of physi.
clans that much of the increase of in.
sanity was due to the forcing process
to which children were subjected IN
the public schools.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The governor of Illinois on Tuesday
offered reward of 5000 for the arrest
of Edward Jones, for the murder of
Andy Finley. near Salem. ILL.,, Cd
Oc,ober 2. Jones IS a hard case,
having just served = term in the Mis-
souri, penitentiary.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

When Chicago woman wants to
get . man on a breach of promise case,
she makes the bet of q kiss with him,
and loses. She pays him the kiss in
the presence of a witness. and sues
him for . breach of promise and
trifing with her affections. This il
naturally called counting" in Chicago.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Popular illustrated book (26o pages) %
MANHOOD! WoMANHooD! MARRIAGE!
lmpedmenis to Marriage; tie cause and
cure. Sent So a,ely scaltd, postpaid, for 50
cents. by DR.. c. WHITTIER, or s..
Charles Street, 81. Louis, Mo-, the gceA
opecialist. Read his wosh.
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got II. send s.U and ,ou will receive the pad ~
return usSIl-
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE.
iuis.- Bn.hsnsn. Issye.. Toledo. a.. SAYS:
'pne NJ Prot ,.s;inl.t--'- French kIsip~, pads
cured ne vi limi-sso In three weeks time. NV
cas-" hst t---l gwen up ~ the ties, DEBTORS ~
iDcunse- lris,n-; all thi- time sutier-,, untold
agony ami Iaid out large "i money.
''-cTc- N-i'-r, J. r.. r"le,i". -. SAYS:
81 -;f'.r.i for thru YEAR With -ris'cs and
kidney disease. and often tIi To go stpuS On
cruioh.>- ws-entiT.iy and permanently rur-,i
after ~esrInc Prot. GUiinI-Itc'- French kidney
pad frtir week."
'>1uirs' " :. Scott, ~y,vants, -. xrrt.~:
'.I h-ys t--en great ~Iitir,r tor u year. with
bright disease ~ the siin-y-. For x-~ks At
time nr- unable to get out Ut ta.i took barrels
It rn-si'.In'- 's:t they gave only Temporary
E"iI.i. ] wore ~" ct Prof. Guilm-tt-'> kI,.n.y
Is,i> ~IS weeks. sni nnu know ! arm entirely
cured.
Mr. H.l-u Jerome. Toledo. -, saws:
-f"r Years hsv- TEEN confined. n great Part
"f ia. time 20 my .--t. With ieucorrhs-. and
i"rri'ie weakness ] w"rr one -. ',uIImstis.'-
kidney Isi- All xa- cuE-si IN gu. month";
H. H. 'Eeeni wholesale sT"~rr. Findilay. ohsc.
Nrir--
IL Suffered Tor :, uish lame ,<,ck sai in
THREE usS,k- VS. permanently cur- . by wearing
-: Prof. '.uIlrn-tte'- ki.iury ySsi~ -
u. r. k-e-ling. VI H.. druggist. I.,xn-y.rt
lni-, when -.ntn. "a an or'ioT tor kidney pads,
arI'.-
II wor-"n- 1T the nr-r We mad and I received
IN fast tire ped give l--tteT general satisfaction
than any kI'iu"v r.rnc-.y -. ever ~,Il -
H1y 8 Shoemaker. druggists. Hauni'ot. Me-.
w" SIRE working zap a lively trade IA your beds.
and s'- h.1rInc 1T -s--i r.-sit- fr"tH th~m
every 'isy-"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
In the matter of b. t.. wilkerson. ,

I UItftWf Of r. . ITKtrN0h.
assignee at W X. Thomr>SCo.
Al whom il may cone ern are hereby notified that
the Account 1T Il. ", ViIkersOn, as assignee of W
r. Thomas Il Co.. was filed NJ the September term
,sa Il the circuit court Of P-tts county. NO., and
j. nov ON f.e with the undersigned clerk of sand
court, and Unless objection he made thereto and
good cause To the contrary shown, they will be
passed upon and allowed, by the said circuit court
On or before the sixth dan OF the next thereof
Bv a. T.. Js@S>">. DC. LII. I>sRAW, Clerk.
her II anal 10
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

English SAYS that I.,n,ler, unp"pu-
lsrity caused the drag in Indiana. and
I.anders says that English was the
heavy weight. /, is possible ,ha,
there wa> just little too much Ut
bolh.-Pos;-Di>pa,ch.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Mrs. Lydia Graham was buried at
Port Byron, n. Y, last week. She
was one hundred and four wears and
six months old, having been born in
March, 1776.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
First Nation Bans
Of SEDAl.lA.
Paid ny Capital sia.NOOl.
surplus 100000
Paid ny Capt.;
Surplus
BANKING HOUSE
Corner Ohio and Second Streets.
CYRUS NEwKlRx, Pres dent.
J. c. THOMPSON, Cash ~.
OIhECTORo:

hkCTOR0:
Z. Ne~.,rk, Jos. G. higgIne,
Vim. G~niry, Ww. Lowry
J. K Jarrett, J. {. Thompeos
E. A. Phillips.
This Bank If prepared To buy and selI
Exchange on the leading commercial point
gold, silver, uncu.rent bank notes, govern
ment bonds and stocks. make collections,
receive deposits, snd discount acceptable
Psper.
We are also prepared to draw on -ish,
traits ON the principal cities Of England
ireland, France, Austria, Prussia and the
other States of Germany, Russia and other
sountriss in Europe, also cities Of the West
Indies and South America
&C. THOMPaON,
CheAia.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Spain. with II 600, 900 of inhabitants
turns out yearly twice as much wheat
as does Italy, with 5000. 900 of in
habitants.
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This is the Union which our fathers
made, and which has been so respected
abroad aud so beneficent at home
Gen. Hancock.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The Jewish ladies of Peoria cleared
$500 at q fair they have Just held
in that CITY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

A Tallapoosa, Ala. colored man
had a hearty laugh and fell dead the
next minute.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The hotel clerk says the cheap
bnarder gives the most trouble.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Frank ID. White, Of Omaha, was
sentenced to the penitentiary for life
for the murder of W.. Roster.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The annual city election of Joplin
takes place next Tuesday.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

The FIRST piano that ever crossed
the Ozark corporation line was taken
to that place last week.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Miss Cary. the singer. has a pair of
1926 boots and S75 stockings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Philadelphia's tax rate for the COM
ing wear will be Sl.95.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Fresh 0y0toro IN Bulk.
It Kaisers restaurant o. Second street.
1O-l3dllt
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

PROF. .CIi.METTE'- FRENCH LIVE. PAD
viii positively ear. Fever AMI Asge. Dumb
A.E,e, Nsp- Cake. Biil'uu- Fever. Iaunsise,
Iy-p-r-'s a:i al d,-~.-s-> 81 ih. Liver. Stomach
and B!no-l. PIr- 81 .i";.N mail Seed for Prot
',uiil,.. rt.'- Treaties "n Ito Edu-y> ant Liver
ir,-c '.y nisiI- Nd.ir----
FRENCH PAD a..
Toledo. Ohio
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

President Hayes visited All Indian
school in Oregon.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

ENNcS---ivs anxteIy. or prolonged ~tu.ty, Will
Fspr",tUss inrrrnfty 'hr nervous system. w
proportion ~ the arrrength.pf that -y-i-m ts"N-
r~n.tsd upon th,. tnlnd IA troubled Thought, ="
are the organs III tt-c-tU1, assimilation AMI n'i-
trtttor, rendered ua@jis. tnst sluggish M p:opof-
portion AZ th. 4tsm hcsstn.- Intiru. Every
trstt vl.ttll ha- organ weaSer than the
IT. AMI this j. aiwty~ the rr-t "a suffer durin.
nervog- pf,,-trNtlssus ltsF example. affecting news
sometimes fetal ..a-i'n ui the rit-cG
tsr seton at the hs.r. vhcts ID. pat'-ut = "b'lr
ts..-i, prssiufn. ~ti.llsn lstnorThig.' amt death
Me- Doubt any t"H.:er mains It In. Prtcticahllity
Of restoring ,h, M rvou- system. aud through the
nerves the mtt-c,s~ at the impaired or.tns
Fellows Compound Syrup of Hypo-
pbOSpslifeS h3- been proved tD Possess such
power IN numerous Instances. u will impar,
strength To overcome trouble AMI asiIcttan. Per.
-.iIt- vho accustomed o.. look uyon the dark
-r''.. AMI who pleasure tts hvhy ON using
this SyTup issFn tG Wi . ami ENJOY Itt. ami
rhI-s- sho study ~, ply 'tTin. BON. hours. VIII
und IA the syrup promoter 81 th" power Of
susturSpce IN the brain
Tier. = NJ at-ur,i,ty ~ t.,.. frt that IN impir
.,i N.'rtou> ~ -teu' ftsg~.-~ Consumption. NEURAL
gis. bronchitis, Dyspepsia, Asthma; Ep.ieptIc
Fit. Whooplng toI-h, Heart Disease and host
IT Others then vhy - u absurd that Fellows
Hypophosphites. which eiiecttr,y cures
Nervous debility. should rure these diseases also
..Rsmo-. the csu>e and the complaint W 10 crt-e'
earlOck out for the mann. and address, j. Z.
Fellows, St John ~ g, on the veiiow
wrapper In water mark. which - -e.nh Nv hotiin.
,h. PAPER before the hight
Price, s1.5OPer Bottle. Sir for $3.50.
SOLD ~ ALL BRr6GISTS.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Samuel Hearning hung himself at
Buffalo Tuesday.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Supreme Judge Clifford is not likely
10 recover.
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Short Horn Cattle
Sedalia, No., Wednesday Oct 27, 1880.

wi
Hopper aete nnCo
L. Site Pleasant Mo. heNd
Rn hmen, rsana
h wen ut t % r puO huN he tthsale Slepo
"a % Il PC DatS~a Mo.
II IeXngf MwM
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Cincinnati is naturalizing foreigner
at the rate of about 100 per week.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

from S-lf-Atu-~.l
a. Mental Apx-l
e'y. Loss of
Memory. PAM
IN h.ss.k or Side !
and Diseases
thu: lead tn Conf
sumption. I'M
sanity aud an
Early grave. The
- a.
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$112.4'ai

l,o., Prizes, $112,A@
Whole ticket, g. Half ticket, u.
"a tickets, &1 81 tickets. $1'O.
Remit Nv money In letters. bank draft or express
10 H. VI. BOARI'MAN, Courier Journa! Build
ing, Louisville. n.y., or 3s' and s9 Rroae- say
Sev York.
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--2!5th:
--25th[-
POPLAR MONTHLY DRAINING OF THE
Commonwealth Distribution Company,
At NACArLEY's THEATRE.
In the Civ OF Louisville, on


These drawings, authorized by the legislature
Of ISIS and sustained hy all the courts OF Ken
lucky, occur regularly on the last dsy of every
month, sundays and Fridays excepted, for the
period of five years.
The Unf.sd States Circuit count March 81
rsuiercu the following DECISIONS:
i-t-Tbat the Commonwealth Distribution
Company - legal.
.i-It~ draw ng- fair.
NB.-rni- company has nov "n hand a is-ge
r.-.rv. t,rnd Reasi the liz: OF PRICES tor th.
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These s all 6cas made manufacturers who have millions
dollars invested their works. utterly impossible for small
with hem either prices quality. and We Opoy DEFY
Conoa price within $50
considered Work
AMI asrsrh I7-27d&w,y1 f. g. CROW EY Co.
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sold ny ALL DRUGGISTS.
To NERVOUS SUFFERER--THE GREAT Ell
RoPEAN REMEDY-IR- J. X. SIMPSONS
SPECIFIC MEDICINE

u - positive eur. for >t'.rrastorrf.ea, seminal
Weakness In,y-,ten~v. AMI I'll di-ea~.- resulting
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SUCCESS.
Pamphlets sent fre~ to all. Write for them 40
get ful' particulars
Prize. Speshc, 81 .'1 per package, or six pack
ages for to.0O. Address all orders to
J. Il. SIMPSON MEDICINE CO.,
Nos. l04 aud los MSin ST., Buffalo, y. y.
Sold 10 Sedslia by 2. c. slack.
5.3l.dkWlyT
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YOU CAN BE CURED!
PROF. 0UILMETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD.
TESrINnNI,I.s ERnM THE PEOPLE.

Ask YOUR druggist or Prof. ssuIim.tt-- Frsn,. !,
kidney ,,.i. and take no other. Ii h. hs~ n"t
got II. send s..U and ,ou will receive the pad ~
return mail
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19

Rome" exclaimed the lank indi.
vidual. WAS born thar. My father
was q sculptor"
Good SCULPTOR"
"Yes."
Zone wouldn't a thought it to look
at YER"
Il never was in Yoorup," remarked
the one-eyed man. when I ocypied
the cheer of ancient languages in Har-
word c"llege my health failed, and the
fellers that had me hired, wanted me
to 60 to Yoorup for 40 out, but con-
cluded to come west for a lOOk-HOld
up thar. yer Internal old 1ea-bitten
icthy' saurus," he bawled to an OK that
was chewing q wagon cover.
felt bot and fever;sh and long
way from home.
"lgot ready once ter 90 ter Rome
wanted to complete my studies thar -
but give it up" said the one they
called Dave.
What for"
'Thev wanted me ter run for guv'.
ner of Virginny."
"You beat EN-"
Thunder, yes"
why didn't you stay thar
well when my job rs Gov'ner give
out. they 'lected me 'Piscopal Bishop,
an | hurt my lungs preachin'. Come
west for my lungs.
Pound EN- ,"
well. I'm improvin'."
] did not rest we'll that night. Ar
day come on, and the men began to
turn over 10 their blankets and yawn,
the tall one said:
Hello. Bill. How yer MAXIM it,"
lob. Pm indigenous"
IAN Daver
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-11
CHURCHES.

A FRlCAN VI. E.-Fourteenth street. between
"A Walnut and Cedar streets: services Sabbath IL
5. m. and 1880 p. m; Sunday School 80 p. IN.
CHRISTIAN-R Eighteenth street; meeting Sab.
" bath 1890 p m; preaching occasionally.
CHURCH OF THE REDREMER-(E piscopal)
" Fourteenth street; Sunday Morning prayers
1890 a. m; evening prayers, 7:30 p. M. Sunday
school y 80 Il. IN. Friday evening prayer 80 p IN
EIRsT MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH.
L Preaching at l0;30 a. m, 3 p. m, and 1880 p. m
Sabbath school at 1880 p. IN. Rev. T. J. Shores
pastor.
I UTHERAN-Thlrteenth street; services Sab
~ bath 1880 a. IA; Sunday school 2 p. n. Rev.
hnappe, pastor.
NIETHODIST-Co Eighth and Walnut streets
WI Preaching Sabbath 1890 a. m and p. m.
prayer meeting Wednesday 80 p. m; Sunday
School, q. M. Rev. Whitaker pastor.
DREsBYTERIAN.- Eighth street; preaching on
Sabbath az Hoo 3. n, aud 7:3Op. m; prayer
meeting Wednesday at 7:39 p m; Sunday School
at p. m. Rev B. Y. George, pastor.
SECoND FREE.wILL BAPTIST - Fifteenth
- street, between Walnut and Cedar streets ser
vices Sabbath al and 7'30 p. m.
CT. JoSEPH'S-(Roma Cathoic) Corner Cross
- and Walnut streets; services sabbath 1880 a.
a.; Sunday School at Up. M. Vespers 8 p. IN. ser
noes every day at p m.
CT. PATRICKS-(Rom Catholic) Corner Ninth
y street and Washington avenue; services Sab.
oath and 10 u, m. vespers 8 p. m. Sunday School
2p. M; services every day at p. m Rev. F. label,
priest.
NT0MAN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE w
w ION, holds its regular weekly meetings In
the hail Of the Cairo Temperance Reform Club, ey'
cry Thursday afternoon, al $3.50 o'clock. Every.
body ID invited 10 attend.