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The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Mn Burns is going away soon to spend
she winter, and wishes all indebted TO call
and make immediate settlement. she will
leave the unsettled accounts 10 the proper
hands for collection.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Ignacious Croft wishes to inform the
public in general that he is prepared to
make boots and shoes to order and in the
latest and best styles as cheap as the cheap.
sst. Seamless patches and all kinds of
mending done to order. "a.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Fire.

Lott Friday morning about ten O'Clock
Q boy opened the Office door and exclaimed
srcitedly, "your houss IL on fire." We had
been working for two long hours At tbs
stove 70 get . FIRE sufficient 70 melt the
frost of Of the stove pipe, and concluded
that 10 would Be better to let it burn .
while and probably ii would warm the Of
ice. The boy looked ~ Us in sstonishment
fos moment and said: "It il your dwell.
ling. and IL it burns down you will have
TO 70 to the poor house." This set Us to
thinking, knowing the boy was about right
in his predictions, we started for homo at
. 2:2o gait but before getting over half the
distance We we're going as the rate Of five
miles an hour, and finally we were scarce
ly moving nj all. We managed TO get
there however. but didn't have breath
enough left 10 blow . tin whistle. We
found large number congregated around
the house and s.uumber ON the roof. As
We came up the walk and saw there was
no danger, We put on . defiant look, as
much No 10 say, "buru and bs dsrnsd, if
you do will erect one of the finest man
sions in the country" We soon found
our way into the house and found that
10 usual "a woman had caused all the
trouble" our better half had discovered
fire in one Of the fues and sounded the
general alarm, which vas taken up and
sent all along the line. The crowd soon
dispersed leaving us all alone TO ponder
over our good fortune. In she meantime
We felt for our POCKET book and found
il gone. we recollsctsd Of leaving some
money which we were about to send away
in the Office and also that We had neglectsd
LOCKING the door. We hastensd back and
found the door still open ard the mouey
gone. Some thief had come in and ap-
propriated it and departed.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Protect the Little Ones.

Protect the little ones from the often IA
tal consequence Of Group, with DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil. II 10 the king Of all cough
msdisises ~ we'll - peerless remsd for
yhsumstism, lame hack. sprsins, bruises,
cnts, piles, kidney troubles, etc. Take Il
inwardly and apply outwasdly.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

On account Of the late cold snap work
was suspended on the st. Joseph's bull
ding. The masons say that that they will
finish the brick work If they have two
weeks more Of good weather.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Press Office will he moved into lhe
front part of ,hs second ,tosv Of the Dit.
toe building ~ soon AZ 6nished. We will
then have quartsrs whore vs will no,
be compelled 70 wear an ovescoat while
trying to keep warm around The stove.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

We q elected 70 mention that the board
aide walk on South Columbus street has
been repaired. A shingliog lath has been
nailed on the inside. IL should have been
nut ON the outside to represent . ourbins.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Our new Fair Board should get up The
long talked of monthly S,och Sales in The
'prine. II will not require much o' 40 sf-
fort To put it in operation, and cur farmers
are ready TO take bold and make j. q suc-
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

It is a common thing TO see q gun with
boy attached prowling around the sub
urbs of our town. They are a. likely to
shoot some one or stock Of some descrip-
ton as themselves.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Will handle Bulk Oysters on and after the
24,h, inst We are already receiving our
celebrated crackers which are made e1-
pressly for our trade and which are guar
ranteed to be superior to anythiny In the
market. Give them . trial. Also full
line of Groceries on hand which will sell
cheaper than the cheapest.
r KEMpF
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Oysters Down

Uniu further notice q will sell Oystsr'
st Is cents can or swo for rs cts. Bulb %
c,s per quart and By the dish Is cts.
z. KENPF,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Our ics men are already laying in q
suppDy Of ice. This has never been done
before this early in the season, and if We
had had our say so in the matter il would
not have been done this year
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Council should see to the repairing
Of the pump on the West aide Of the
square. II may bs needed In Gaze OF Sre'
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

In another column will be found the By.
Laws Of the Knists Of Labor which GER
sain parties have denounced for political
purposes. Dont fail TO read them.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Cruel.

Why ought ths children Of thisfto be
burnt! Because their Pa steals (passiles. J
Burns, scaids suits. bruises cured BY d..
Thomas' Eclsctrio OIL.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Had the CuIp boys the contract In the
6rnt place to furnish the brick for the new
Convent q, 81. Josephs, the b,i ick would
have been finished two months ago.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Somerset should have . Building Loan
Associaiiod. Our laboring men would b,
this means procure homes, and men Of
means wouli also 6rd il profitable in
vestulent.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The late inclemsnt weather interfered
with the progress on the new building a.
81. Josephr
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The sale Of the personal property Of
Daniel Dnpler. decd. took place on Sat.
ur Law, and considering the weather was
ssil attended.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Chris'mss comes on Saturday this year.
Sunday will he we'll observed. ss iss takes
. day. practice in praying To I-ngshsn out
. Chrisiisns face.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Band boys are anticipating a good
time at their Ball this evening. Give then
q good house.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Call at Roberts Drug Store and get one
of DIR. Kendall's treatise on the horee and
bis diseasss-a valuable book and worth
much more than the twenty-five cents you
pay for it.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Pork is again advancing, and the proba'
biiilies are that II will reach higher hs-
nrs than IL has any time this season.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

A small amount Of money VA. tnker
by sneak thief one day last week from
p III. Binckley's Office.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Hues Mohler is again at his post in
Johnson's store, and will be pleased to
meet his numerous friends who wish any.
thing In the dry goods line.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

II order 10 close out We offer mixed
Paints st 81: IS Per gallon. We can savs
you 80 pei cent on vssnishss.
pARsr d RxLHs.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Just arrived At Ksmpfs his 6rst INSTALL
msns Of Toys for the Holidays. Go and
zee them.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

We tender thanks to all who were on
hand to aid in putting out the fire n our
dwelling.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

I. Our Justices Of the Psscs are not ma
sing fortunes these days. There 10 scarce
Iy any thing doing in thsir line.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Cincinnati Enquirer reaches its sub.
scsibers on the day Of publication, about
twice Q week.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Cleveland Mixed Paints all Colors in
Oil per ssl..... ...... ......--...---. 81 so
Cincinnati MiIed Paints all Colors in Oil
per gallon. ~-----.--...... 81, 40
70 close ous for the season at Robsrt's
Drug Store.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Dan. Sickle has commed buicherinR
and 10 better prepared to accommodate his
crstomers thsn ever.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Hue-ton covner, -ince Il has beeI
brightsnsd up BY the painter locks vel
and cheerful.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Everybody admits after trying them
that Rhineharts Liver Pills are the best;
only one for dose. Sample dose Free
Warranted. For sale at Roberts,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Thermometer stood at Zero last FRI
day morning That 10 doing pretty vel
for a starter
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Ben Bsrkey is here on business. and will
return TO Missouri next week. He speaks
highly snd 10 much pleased with his new
homa.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

II. NJ. Ribls and wife Of Columbus
have been visiting friends In this place
They returned last Tuesday.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The Commissioners will hold their reg
ular session the FIRST Monday in Deoem-
hrr
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

c. A. Roberts offers special bargains in
sllkinds Of Varnish and can not b under
cold.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Ifyou want nice large white mackerel
20 to Ksmpfs
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The X. Of p. will give . grand ball II
Newark, on Thsnhseivips evening.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
The Dollar Weekly Dispatch

. large thlrty-six column paper, having but
. advertIsements. Its reading matter il of the
noicest character, aad il Ill be found Of vstu-
ole addition 70 every 6reside and homs. The low
It. ~ wnioh IL y pu Diished places il within the
each of oil. hile We would sdviso every one NJ
or Is possible to sake their own county paper, We
rse the clz Of the Dollar W eekly next, being
.Iisfied tnat an examination of its conteuts viii
onvince all + lis value as . newspaper.
n1-Special arrangements has been made for
iupbing with Tue somerset Press
specimen copies se..t on application to
MYERS BRICKELL,
Publishers Dispatch,
COLUMBUS, o,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Call n, F. A. Dit.os's and try then
pickles. They are ready for use.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Ed. Kempf 10 dstsrmiusd that oil Low
or, of oysters shall bs supplied.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Miss Belle Hewitt and Miss Mary Oars
h.y, returned from Circlsvills.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Gideon Ri,chey fell from q load
.,,.v Last week and strained his wrist.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The North corner Of the square Is being
cleared of rubbish.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The wheat trade has been remarkably
active the past two weeks.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

There will be no pos'ponement
Thanksgiving on account Of weather.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

H.n. II. c. Grsiner AID family will
spend the winter in Columbus
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
ARTICLE EIGHT.
lBoARp OF rRUsfREs.)

Sec 1sT This A. email elect semi annually for IS month";
one trustee who.s duty sh. o. TO take charge Of oil
hal .lso be their dut, that hersno.
the from month month money
thsrerom shall be deposited aforesaid re-
port Monthly their transactions the A. They shall
to books time they make such request A. while
in session.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The ealsbooss has not had an occupant
for months.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Promi.ius cysl il one thing, and fulfill
ipR IL il another.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
ARTICLE NINTH.

No alteration amendment shall to es.
ByLaw the shall bs submitted writing At .ts
ted meeting the A. action thereon deferred until the
ceedng Meeting and shall receive the
the Msmbsrs present.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Five degrees bsiow zero lass MONDAY
morning.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Potatoes.

5000 bushels or less Of potatoes wanted
for which will pay the big hest cash price
e. KEMPF,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Com IL now held q, forty cents per bush'
sl In Q retail wav.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

ure old age nd
tdisease that lead
Ia consu mption.
insanity, and An
early grave. or
both. No matter
how shattered
the system may
be from excess oil
any kind, Q short
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
(BENEFITs.)

benefits after the first week. that is Of
disability caused by improper immoral conduct his
but in no shall paid foE longer period than three
II through sickness injuries received follow
ing usual caused by self neRec
entitled oneh. weekly which will
Sesa ss:ss s:a.I.: (. :: NJ " :A:,!
he
@ o. Sssss. refund q:
dollars from the the balance be paid
fsed ss f a1 the ss. dss.'sd R1s; Of tho
this A. NJ W. in Hall TO.
% ss hs and
Of sas z n 'es .
psss s M
ing sickness and their visits
duty sze As 1a A Be e s
her for each be elected who shall be duly notified by
for the night o. which they ares selected.
SEE 51H Az, .f.s. having been notified to .i. with
s or who shall .Dsen. the nigh. shall fined
accepted Brother of this A. will his
SEC 9TH In making detail case sickness the R. g. shall
with the last the roll and in K being
sc thereafter he shall from the last notified the
A. K of this A. sick disabled while from
of such sickness disability erifed by the attending Phsc.n
m him the signature the Justice Peace
provided always standing this receipt Of
'opsy the K disabled the Of weekly
allowed by This A. during he of such sickness
ability and The h be refunded saidA.
ARTICLE SIXTH
torrEssrs AND rrs4LrEs)
The punishment. of :h" A. shall be dne,. rspma Ids,
susr~n.ions and ezpulsiou..
SEC END Any Of this his Indebtedness
this Years dues shall be suspended and
shall be admitted until be sha again be elected
Member nd his admission fec sh not be less than years dues
By falling du,ie. there
Sec 41H Amy K. Of this A. who shall neglect
tend the funeral deceased Brother whose residence h
shall be fined the swo dollars unless excuse BY the
notified attend said funeral aud shall be fined
Member h he fail. to notify
Of abode the who shall the roll book kept
that and member removing changing his place
penalty of Us for each meeting night
SEC rH Any K who shall ..temp. to influence an election il;
this A. shall be fined the determine
SEC srH Any T. who h. appear s..,e of nto1c.tion
shall behave grossly improper manner in the refusing
Tho lawful ussssss. hs
M s s who aSo & % candidate
coming gentleman and which calculated to SrnR the
into depue shall for the oene be fined e1csedne
committing and of the
acts herein before specified he be receiving benefits from
Sec 9TH Any Member of this A. who shall knowingly pro.
pose for Membership in this worthy shall
SEC lora Any K. who may be suspended for definite
provided always he has conducted hnse in the meantime
may regarding bis condu
which deem and member shall be
fore the time for which he was suspended except the
SEC iirH K accused have due notice Of
EIGHT.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

X. H. ORDER OF THE X. OF LABOR.
ARTICLE FIRsT.
OF THE


SEC 1sr. This shall designated Il,
o. Of the K. of L. Unity A, No. l69 K of l..
such evening - the A, may determine
SEC 3RD This A. shall opened within minutes of the ap
pointed time and should the M w. be absent the preside
but in the absence of both a qualified K shall preside
ARTICLE SECOND
Sec 1sr. No meeting of this shall be held for the transaction
Of business unless of which shall
be qualified to preside.
ARTICLE THIRD.-FEEs MEMBERSHIP.
Sec lsT The Membership A. shall follows
From eighteen dollar
hve dollar and fifty from thirty
dolxrs iorty dollars
four doar from forIy6ve 6y dollars fy
LET'S 10 The A, TO determine the fee.
Sec 2ND. applicant Membership failing appear
in after being duly notified of election shall forfeit
proposition.
3RD. The Fee admission by shall one
hal such Member admitted Card shall
governed in o ben. ITS a. q New Members
4TH Each M mber this A, shall pay into the treasury
which shall be paid the 4O cs forty Per
advance.
ARTICLE FOURTH.
pu
Member who is for quarters
shall entitled heneits
fore the Officers elected for Office
this A.
2ND. Fines ard funeral shall considered
and charged accordingly bus should
thIe monhs due, it viii therefore deprive him of the rights
charged.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

curse Of medicines will restore the lost fuac ,i.
nd procure health and happf.sss, whore before
was despondsncy and gloom. The specific msdi
cine q being used With wonderful success.
Pamphlsts seat free 10 all. Write Ter then and
get full particulsls. Price one dollxr per Daehsgs
or packaess fog IS. win be sent b. unaN Sa,rc
csipt q msaAy. Addrsss oil esdsrs
J. 3. 0INPcoN'0 AEDlcINE co.,
MeA ~ aad ~ kaiN r., pAehso, n. Y.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Our merchants are making Preparsnon'
il, an extensive Christmas trade.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

The plastsrers will compile shsir contract
On the Dissos corner this week.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
To NervoHa snfferers-The great European
Rensdy-Dr. J. B. Simpsons Specific

Or. J. B. simpsons Specific Medicine II posi-
tive cure for 6permstorrhea, impotency, Weakness
and all diseases resulting from Self abuse, Ner-
yous Debliik errrit abiltty, Mental Anxiety. Lam
La situde. Depression of Spirits and func-
tisnal derAa9an snts Of the Nervons system gsnes-
lly Pains II 1ae, andside, loss Of memory, prema-
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Oy,,sr.. Two cans for 25c NJ kepPfs,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25
Oysters.

Until further notice the following will
be the price for our Celebrated Brand oi
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

An oeessioaal slsd could b seen on our
streets last Thursday.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

Court has been postponed until the lat.
Ger part OF December.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-11-25

SOMERSET PRESS.
Somerset, 0his. New. g, 1859.
LOCAL AND NIsCILLAN10Ua
ns Pysss ~ . lsrew ssro.is.te. :. EovfAsv~ Per-,
css.ty tAs. a. es..st"sd es'es'sf''" " a. inc
Business will b pretty ssssrally 'aspsa-
isd. TO day.
Court has been postponed until the lat
Ter part OF December.
An oceasional slsd could b seen on our
streets last Thursday.
The plastsrers will compile shsir consraes
On the Di,sos corner this week.
Th. ealsbooss has not had an occupant
for months.
EA. Hempf 10 dstsrmiued that oil low
or, Of oysters shall BE- supplied.
The wheat trade has been rsmsrsseiy
.ctivs the past two weeks.
Tbs North corner Of the square ts being
cleared of rubbish.
Mi.s Belle Hewitt and Miss Mary Dsrs'
have returned from Circlevilis'
OYSTER, l5c dish at Kempfs,
Our merchants are making Preparsnon'
,o,., extensive Christmas trade.
ov.,.r. two cans for 25c NJ kepPfs,
Five degress bsiow zero last Monday
morning.
Corn 10 now held at forty cents per bush
sl In . retail wav.
George Jackson Of Dayton. i' whiting
friends in town.
Promising cvsi Ia one thing, and fuihii'
ing it IL ano,her.
"wout you take a chance" again Is
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-17

A we'll known Kessnsy street dry
goods csts blishmsAt' 80 ~ sosns Of IN
extremely oomicsl iSeidsAt . day q
two since. Il appears that . salesmas
recently welded the idol Of his heart,
and consequently hiemiod = ebsoebed
10 the osneenplatiou- -ot BID happiuess.
Like another Orlando. he liked his
Resalind - veil thst the secsot al HE
psssioa did nssobidwWith ~. 1Dd -
must ssyen coplls sNAs hiassrSeuno.
inls. 8at, inset1d 0fs1Svi1X ~ poet
ical senaiaas q Aia 1ese-einhghonGAen
AeeSeoo - - esseuoy - - CoUUUuG
'se iRsea6eyte le ScruANe4n0
hs s6il6 I'll - 1s1dse Ill
fvs lsss nas - : = :. 49,
o. sa6A pss-iuaAas sAisGe sn-e~~ 3 ., q
MtAss Iys t.sa11se u, ,aegaapssse ~
rcs!sss rssss, ), r. ssss.s s bsv . J
9slisss 0s0s1.o,O4 GH 9
OesssA lovely tAisOes-z1 s
1..:s..s :s:s;:: : = - =: =: p: .s..'''
IDenA - u vs0aeHissAy saHcT9 <
Scraps os papss thus scnb1ee1 spoo
always s0Ssrsd - cusatss asd sAsovss
u the .vicipity. uAsrs Oas Deasdise
meaaara1. .offk nl4 H. llnsa. and vsso
The sd1sce g 30 t1ttls sQsesmset n IL
ri ef ~ ellD 1uvse s.
r On Gasurnay altssnona lask while
eho nnenhaf hm6xfa0 = oF6Nfae1 Nh
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-02-17

ployers to know what sort of man
they have got in their store. Read j,
aloud. ! say.'
Everybody in the establishment bad
now. coneraeatsd about the tvo men.
ed the yenng man. - hidden. read
"Ccms II ths evening or coma in the morning
Cems when yos'rs looked for. OF come vithca ii
Kisses md welcome viii b there before you.
Aad ths efsenef yoa come here the more viii
aAoss you."
There. sir. continued tho excited in
tHudef. how dare you give such stuff 70
my wife! my wife whom I adore z
You wretchr And with that he reach.
Cd for the hais Of the poet. His iuten.
tioa was intrrfered with. however. and
- soon - tbs yourg g-ntleman bad
conquered his confusion, he weot into
IN explanatioo which. in the end.
proved satbfsctory. It appeared that
hie s9usien. inteodcd to convey the
feelings entertained for bis own wife,
had accidsnesilys sb0nN wrapped u2 with
the dress pstsefn Of the iratc husbsud's .
vile. ADD oa opsning the package 1t
the houss i dropped ON the floor.
The contests ~ere greedily devoursd
BY the somewhat jealous husband. and
ths vile was taken to task. She, Of
coarse. denisd ail knowledge of the
matter. and bis viAsh then turned upon
the psepstsator. 1t is. perhsps, need
lees to cay that p.etic scribblines are
hescef0stk tsb00tii in that establish
Uent. - z'f
A servant girl at Jersey, Euglsnd,
has bsea 6nsd los. fur playing . foolish
trick With train. She stood between
the rsils while the train Vas approach.
ing st . rapid rate snd calmly watched
it drawing near. The driver whistled.
shut of steam. and reversed the engine,
and thus succeeded in stopping the en-
CINE within two yards OF the girl. Who
merely laughed ia his taco and ran
away .1
She wore belte&i ulster cl0ak,
All b0ttoned dOwn before.
4 standing collar. and TIE tie
think was red che wore.
A jockey hat sst on her nose,
She carried . rattan.
And oil who saw her couldn't tell
Tho lady from s-msn.