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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

Suppose machine should fail to perform
its work, and the owner, instead of trying to
ascertain the cause of failure and remedy it,
should conclude to run right along, and ar
que that as the machine had heretofore come
around all right it would soon be SO again. II q
general and permanent breakdown ensued
could anybody be blamed but himself? Now,
precisely this way do people act and argue
when the "human machine" is out of order.
When the liver is "torpid" and bowels con-
stipated every one knows that DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets afford prompt and
permanent relief Yet some guess the ina
chine" will come around all right and do
nothing. Could any system of false reason
ing be more pernicious? Suppose the blood
be out of order and there be pimples, ulcers,
or running sores with scrofulous tumors,
swellings and general debility, and those
thus affected should refuse to use DR.. PIERCE
Golden Medical Discovery, guessing that the
blood would purify itself, could anybody be
blamed but themselves, If a general and per
manent breakdown of health ensueda No
remedy yet known equals the Discovery in
curing all scrofulous, throat, bronchial and
lung diseases. Sold by druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
Agricultural Experimenting.

We do not know of anything which
would be more interesting on farm
than small experimental ground. New
plants and seeds come into notice every
year. but only a few know which are the
most valuable, and the great public de-
ponds on the newspaper editor. some
interested correspondent or the reports
of some agricultural society to tell him
all about them. Finally, on the strength
of what he reads, he inv ests considera-
BILE money in some article or another,
plants considerable ground with it and
finds out only when too late that it is
not at all suited to his climate or soil.
1t oftentimes happens that an article
really good in a majority Of cases is of
very little value in some particular spot.
This is Just the sort of knowledge no
paper or society can teach, but which a
small experimental garden would read
lily supply. At market, or when visit
ing friends, one often has few seeds or
roots given him which may be very use
full to him, but which are lost chiefly be-
cause there is no spot assigned for the
testing of these things. There is, in
deed, a disposition in many cases to re-
gard these presents of new things as
bores, and they are often accepted be-
cause it is not thought courteous to
wound friends feelings by refusing
what he regards as somewhat of treas
ure But besides the pecuniary value
which often results from trying expert
ments, there is great amount of pleas
ure from watching things grow that we
never saw before; and we are well as
sured that no one who established a
small experimental ground on his farm
could ever after be without it.-Ger-
naantoaon Telegraph
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
The Bones Of q Saint.

Last week the bones of Catholic
saint were received in this city on their
way to Cincinnati, where they will be
deposited in a nunnery. Originally
thew came from Rome. 1t was neces-
sary at the Custom House that the case
should be opened. 1t was found to
contain handsome box of stained wood
curiously wrought and having gilded
claws for supports. The bones were
those of st. Discolius which were first
discovered in the year 1902. On ex-
animation the head was seen to rest on
two cushions of crimson silk embroid-
cred in gold. A crown of flowers and
a golden halo encircle it. The clothing
of the body was silk of various colors,
richly embroidered. One arm lay across
the chest and grasped branch of palm.
Near the head was glass vessel set in
brass, which it is supposed contains
the blood of the martyr. The interior
of the shrine was ornamented hand
somely.-N Y. Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
fort Wayne, 1ndJ Stats Zeituns.1


Mr.. r. SIGEI., from Monroeville, Ind, called
the other day at our office, and informed US
that he had read in cur paper, of the Ham
burg Drops, and had tested the real worth Of
the remedy. The case of Mrs. Sigel was de-
clared hopeless one by some of the best
physicians. Having tried almost everyt hing,
she concluded also to use Hamburg Drops.
With the use of the first bottle came relief,
and about five bottles of the remedy cured
Mrs SigeL
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
FOREIGNERS are not to be blamed if

Foreigners are not to be blamed if
they gather singular ideas of American
manners in reading the details of law
suit brought by one Mr.. Finch, jew
eler,@ of Newborn, North Carolina,
against Miss Waters, of the same place.
This young woman, it seems, desiring a
set of jet which she was not able to buy,
acceded to the jewelers. proposition that
she should take it, and pay for it with
one hundred kisses, at the rate of one
kiss day. She gave Mr.. Finch, who
called at the house every morning. for
the purpose, the promised kiss for thirty
mornings, when he became dissatisfied
with her cheek, and she offered the
other one, but refused her lips, upon
which the indignant purchaser aban-
doned the remaining seventy, left the
house, and brought an action for breach
of contract. w..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

The Cincinnati Gazette urges great
care in handling Paris green, and re-
lates case coming under observation
where a young man mixing the poison
Tor the destruction of the potato beetles
rubbed his sleeves across his sweaty
forehead and in a few minutes his face
swelled so as to blind him for several
hours, threatening to destroy his eye
sight
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
A Square Meal.

We are sure our readers will thank US for
calling their attention to the very handsome
advertisement of the Excelsior Manufactur-
ing Co. Of st. Louis, NO., as it would be use
less for us to say any thing in favor Of their
GRAND CHARTER OAK COOKING STOVE.
The very name suggests the thought of well
cooked meal, followed by easy digestion,
vigorous health and a desire to have, and to
do, plenty of REAL WORK, to say nothing of
happy and contented household. Ask your
Stove Dealer to show YOU the latest patterps
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

Husbands who do not invariably
agree with their wives in financial mat
tiers will not be much grieved by the re-
cent decision in case of Whitley against
Sharpe, in London. Mrs. Sharpe, some
time ago, ordered a sealskin cloak
which was supplied, and duly won.
The price of the article was twelve
guineas, and it was to obtain payment
of this sum that plaintiff brought an
action against Mr.. Sharpe, who is now
separated from his wife, and objects to
paying the little bills which she has in
Cured. The defendant holds an official
position in the city at salary of three
hundred pounds a year, and the question
to be decided was whether such a jacket
was necessary for the wife of gentle
man thus circumstanced. The matter
was difficult, for the shopkeeper could
scarcely know whether the income of
the purchasers husband was three hun
dred or thirteen hundred pounds; and
it may be presumed that a jacket which
would be necessary for one would not
be necessary for the other. Mr.. JUS
tice Bowen held that, although a seal
skin mantle might not be unsuitable to
the wife of the defendant, he could not
for a moment think that it was a neces-
sary. Judgment was accordingly en-
tered for the defendant, Mr.. Sharpe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
The Literary Revo,utiou.

The climax in cheap boek-making has surely
been reached in the twelve little books ad-
yertised elsewhere by the American Book Ex-
change, New York. They are worth getting
merely as curiosities, even if they we're not
each of them intrinsically valuable. A great
point to be commended in the Revolution I"
publications is that they are all books of high
literary character and worthy Of universal
circulation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
[Cleveland. fOhiol Plain Dealer.l

Mr.. n. X. MCDoLE, the well-kuown pas
senger agent of the Northern Transit Com
pany, sounded this morning in ou office the
first note of Spring on his celebrated hand
bugle. We are pleased to note that his ri2ht
arm is all right again, thanks to st. Jacobs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

The Sultan recently took all the
faithful by surprise. For many months
he has only wriggled out of the palace
back door into the little "Medijdieh -
mosque just outside, there to say his
Friday prayer. A few Fridays since,
however, some few minutes before the
hour of prayer, the troops which were
drawn up as usual around the little
white sugar-loaf mosque by the palace
gate were ordered with all speed across
the horn to Sophia, and at noon the
Sultan drove forth in an open carriage,
passed all through Galata, crossed the
bridge, said his prayers in the great
mosque, took some refreshments in that
historic fame, and then went all the way
to Eyoub, where he visited his father s
tomb, and thence proceeded to the i'm
perial pavilion of the sweet waters,
where he dined, and returned to Yidig
Mosque after sunset. The action has
excited wonder and discussion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

THE sales of the Frazer Axle Grease are
increasing every day, because it is as good -
renreSented.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

When man is rolling in wealth his
fortune is appropriately expressed in
round numbers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
Several Good Things.

II you want good digestion,
If you want good health,
If you want good baking,
If you want the best stove,
If you want the cheapest stove,
II you want good square meal,
Buy CHARTER OAK STOVE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
"A Parliamentary return has ju!

"A Parliamentary return has just
been issued, giving particulars as to the
intliction of corporal punishment in the
British navy and army during the ten
years ended Dec. 81, 1873. :, 1t appears
that in 1869 corporal punishment was
awarded to 81 men in the navy, the to-
tai number of lashes inflicted being e.
SOL. In 1870, Sc men received in the
aggregate 1922 lashes, and in 1871, 81
men received 1910 lashes. Of late years
fogging in the navy has greatly dimin-
ished. In 1876, 8 men received 312
lashes; in 1877, men received 20
lashes and in 1878, Z men received 22e
lashes. During the same period there
have been 80 cases of fiogging in the
army, exclusive of cases in which mill
tary prisoners have been logged in
prison.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

REDDING's RUSSIA SALvE, the most wonder
full healing medium in the world. Price Csc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

WILHoFT's Fever and Ague Tonic, the
old reliable remedy, now sells at one dollar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

UNMANLY MEN are they who have lost man
hoods power Hunts Remedy quickly re-
stores.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

SUMNER relaxation and rest enable
the merchant and professional man to
do double work in the busy autumn.
On the score of economy summer recre-
alton pays. The farmer takes his rest
in winter.-Dr. Foote's Health Monthly
for lulu.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
On EXh1h1t1on.

The "Record," Naples, N. Y, says: "Ever
is on exhibition at Rochester, N. Y, and open,
free to all, the thousands of testimonials
H. Fl. Warner & Co. have on file"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15

Great Metropolis exposes all swindes, humOugs and
pitfalls OF the city just out nearly 200 large pages
dealer By mail Jesse Haney Co. 10 NY.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-07-15
Booksellers

WHEN WHITING TO ADvERTIsERD
please say you saw the Advertisement N
this paper. Advertisers like 20 know
when and where their Advertissments
are paying best.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
An Explanation Wanted.

Republican journals are just now busi,
engaged reproducing anecdotes of Gar
fields boyhood days. to show what d really
good child he was. This is all right TO-
the bog Garfield but what the people
require is an explanation of the man Gar
field. The introdnotion OF the Sunday
school series of Glrfelds youth will moi
remove the stains from the record Of
Garfeld'a manhood 1t would be in much
better taste and would not detract from
his chances of success, if full and com.
plete refutation of the Credit Mobiier
charges could be made, and until such
Tefu tation is sclearly established the Re-
publican Understands before the people
an the light of one whose smirched record
precludes his'election to the chief magis-
tracy of great nation. Let up on the
good little boy" anecdotes and tell us
SOM ething of the man. but above all things
do not fail to include. If you can. a refuta
ton of the grave charges which now stand
on record against Mr.. Garfield. The
people demand an explanation and will be
satisfied with nothing less.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
Democrats Must work to Win.

The Democratic party can win in Mo-
vember next, but the idea that Garfield S
nomination is walk away for the Demo
cracy is mistake. His candidacy is un-
questionably weak-much weaker than
would have been either Grant or Wash
burne, but it does not follow that his
defeat cen be accomplished by doing moth
ing. The Democratic masses may as we'll
understand it now as anytime and go to
work for success. 1t is not drawing a
fancy picture to claim victory for our Gin
cinnati oandidates-because they can be
eleeted-but not by an inactive campaign
It will require hard work and plenty of it.
| toe. to be successful, but that We will
| succeed in the end is as certain as that
November will arrive. Let every DEM
ocrat 60 to work. at once, with determi
| nation to win and Garfield and Arthur
can add will be beaten. The sentiment of
| the people Is with the Democracy it
requires but united effort to win, and
every Democrat should do his share
towards the result. The Republican ticket
| is weak-that is undeniabiy true. but it
| does not follow that we eau beat it by
| inaction-that has been our mistake in
more than Que campaign. Let US all unite
and work hard aud earnestly for the Gin
cinnati nominees, whoever they be. and
the result will be glorious victory for our
cause.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
Chapin's Euchupaiba

The new and remarkably successful
remedy in genital urinary, kidney aid
bladder affections, is rapidly superced-
ing all other preparations. Its remark
able power and soothing nature, pro-
ducing quick relief and sure cure. Its
economy and simplicity (requiring no
medical fees) and its unvarying Ger
tainty, it is attracting attention every
where, and is now employed largely by
the profession. In cases of impure or
diseased discharges, 'Chapin's Injection
Fleur" is to be used with Buchu-
paiba," and to remove any faint of
mercury or syphilis that may exist in
the system from past illness, use
"Chapin's Constitution Bitter Syrup. "
Sold by Druggists at 81. each by ex-
press on receipt of price. Advice free
See circnlar with bottles. Address e
IS. Wells. SO Barclay street, New York
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
GarEeld's Record.

Garfield. it must be borne in mind, was
found guilty of the charges against him
by g. committee of his party associates
men who had every reason to co.ceaI his
faults for the good of the party. The
evidence was so overwhelming, however,
that even a Republican committee ,oos
forced to convict. and to this day, beyond
the mere denial of Garfield, those charges
have not been disproved. This is not g
question of party really, but matte,
which concerns every American citizen
Never before has a citizen Of
this country been placed in nomination
for the presidency whose record was no,
pure, and never has one been elected
whose reputation was not above repreach
at the time of his Inauguration. The Re.
publican party cannot afford to let Garfield
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
WOMEN

Ieucorrhma. Excessive Flowing, Painfn.
Monthly Periods, Suppressions when from I'M
natural causes, Irregularities. Weak Back: Prolap
sus or Failing of the Uterus Anterversion and
Retroversion. bearing down Sensations, Interna
Heat, Nervous Depression, Debility. Desponde ncy
Threatened Miscarriage, Chronic Congestion lnfla-
nation and liberation Of the Uterus, 1mpo-
tency, Iarrenpess, or steriity, and Female, Weak
ness.
Added to these are the psngs, the troubles, the
wearing strain OF maternity, and which often do
more toward breaking her constitution and weak
ening her other efforts than all else OF her labor
and duties nldsse. 1t lie in this direction that
one often discovers that which it most pitiful in
the life of such woman. She labors on through
the period OF CESSATION the last possible moment
often over exerting herself, and often doing her
and her offspring irTeparabie injury. The result of
all this is that the mother at that period of life
when she sh ouid psss The threshold of vigorous
and cheerful old age. IS often broken down and,
after year or two Of intclerable suffering Is hur-
RED off TO the nearest chnrchyard
A bottle or two of ShoreV's Investigator taken
during the year. viii not only make wornan's
life light and happy, but will cure permanently
most OF her complaints. Sold by all druggists at
one dollar per large package. Sold in Des M0ines
wholesale and retail by
C. H. WARD & co, and by druggists generally
FULLER & FULLER,
Wholesale Agents, Chicago.
Depot, IS Cedar St New York. 6-a6nWflSw
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17

rest under the stigma of dishonor-such
a course can only result IN bis. defeat. Its
all we'll enough 10 charge the Democrats
with being desirous of Garfield withdrawal
but snch is not the case. His isasweak
nomination and can be beaten. But there
is higher plane to judge from-the good
name of the American people. We do
not believe the Democrats have walk
away, because no party can be sure of
success without effort. bat We do believe
and all the leading Democrats believe that
Garfield can be beaten, if the Democracy
cork. The Springfield Monitor says.
IT must be remembered that Garfield
was earning his fee in the DeGolyer case.
and AGAINsr the government, NOT as
counsef, but as CHAIRMAN OF the Com-
mittee on Appropriation. LII they succeed
in drawing the wool over the eyes OF
their readers in this case. let them
tackle his bribery by Oakes Ames'
his denial under oath, and his inn Mediate
and terrible conviction of perjury by the
testimony Of Mr.. Ames himself, and also
fha record of his guilt in his own hand.
writing when he attempted to induce
Oakes Ames to commit perjury in his be-
half. and his crushing silence under the
weight of the evidence before the commit
tee. 1t was hoped this dark day in the
history of the House of Representatives
might be hidden from public gaze; but
the republican party. like the velvet"
footed burglar. has left the door open to
the deeds Of it's candidate by allowing him
to perform his dark horse act in the re
publican circus; and now that he has
vaulted into the ring, take care of him.
Yes. let them take eare of him. The
charge Of mud hinging will not suffice
because the records show the charges to
be true. 1t is not SANDER to charge the
truth, and until Mr.. Garfield can produce
better evidence than has yet been done,
he will be adiudged guilty and must con-
tinue to be SO considered by the people.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
Electro Silicon Liniment Co.
DIR. SHOREY'S
Kidney investigator.

A SPECIFIC in the CURE OF ALL DISEASES
n of the Kidneys, Bladder, PROSTATE Portion
the Bladder, Burning Urine, Bright's Disease,
elect, Gonorrhee IN all its stages, Mucous
Kidueys, BRICK Dust. Deposit, Diabetes Infam-
alton or the Kidneys and Bladder, Dropsy OF the
Kidneys, Acid Urine, Bloody Urine, Pain in the
Region Of the Bladder Pain in the Back, Urinary
Calculus, Renal Collc, Retention of Urine. Ere
quent Urination. Gravel in all Its Forms inability
to Retain the Water, particularly in persons advan-
oed in life. The INVESTIGATOR restores the
Urine to It's natural color, removes the acid and
burning and the effect of the excessive of intox
icating Drink.
The following are among those diseases in which
the 1NVESTIGATOR has worked cures in disea-
sea OF
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-06-17
g, .. DUMB RS
FLUID
M AGN z 81 A.

] Grperior to any English or American. A d.
FIONA Eap awarded TO this Msgnesia. by the
This very useful and etegsnt preparation e used
| as aperient antic-acid in dyspepsia comp ANTS
attended with sccidity with very great benefit. 1t
has the advantage over common Magnesia. in being
dissolved, and therefore not being Liable to accg-
mulate In the bowels. Il is decidedly superior TO
Carbonate OF Soda or Potash, on account of its ap-
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This solution of Marnesia is found particularly
beneficial as pleasing ssdate and aperient IN All
OF irritation acidity OF the stomach ebtle
An ounce or two of this solution speedily re-
moyes heartburn, aerid eructatons and sourness,
or irreg ular digestion,
The solution Is of itself aerient. hEt Its laxA-
tive properties can be much augmented by taxing
with it, directly after il, little lemon juice,
mixed with sugar and water, or even with cream
of tartar in this manner a very agreeable effer-
vescent draugh can be safely taken at any time
dining fever or thirst.
fhs sn.ssce2tic qualities of this solution, owing
to tie presence Oh 81 K1l2h carbonlc acid, have
YER As lotion for the mouth, it sReetene tne
breath, and the Magnesia cleans the teeth freE
tartar.
removing fits spasms and headache to which dell
persons subject from acids and crudiiies OF
The attention Of the ppblic is particularly direct
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ether persons who have used the MaEn n a. teso
%. DUNBAR R>q.. Dear Sir; most cheerfuly
MaSnesiai' have never found anything SO plea
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II is resorted to by several members Of my family
5zhepever suffering as above, and always with great
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Your truly. ao-E a BLkTlE.
The subscriber having used the aboYe artsIie in
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u very considerable tonic. 1t is beautiful medi-
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