The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-01-22
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slightly q. ainsl The farmers whO come
10 town with load Of wheat aud r..
tara home oadod down With rye.
The Philadelphia Chronicle Herald
.ay. The 6ni dark night after Christ.
mas haadreGs Of Philadelphia ministers
-",i, sueAkiug down town trying to
Nap bag foil Of fancy slippers for
Of stoa. boots.
When young fellow bAs bis Office
Connected with his girls home by tel
hone. IL IL mean rival who will cast
pioion on the lady by stealing into
young mans Office aud putting
ou juice on The instrument
johnnie what lie a nounl Name
person, place or thing Very good
johnnie. give an example. Hand organ
grinder And Why 10 hand organ
grinder noung Because hes q per.
sen plays thisg
Pedagogue What lie the meaning
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dent after all the Others bad failed 10
give the correct definition II don't
kaow. pedAgogue.-Right, 90 up to
the head.
Laura with novell--Oh, II this
tale were only true and were the
hafoinel Kate What with her perse.
eativDs. her miseryi Lanra-Ah. bot
then, dear, remember she does get
, sbabd, after all
The Photographer Of the Boston
Post says be has had one offer Of mar
rage already bot he declined because
lhe lady couldnt promise to support
tia 10 the luxury 10 whieh he has been
accustomed.
Mark TWAIN Is about to receive 3
present Of cane, inscribed To s, l.,
G.. from Bob. 1879. Aud Lang Syne.
Bob Rowland. Ar Cemous old pard
ner. hal tbs cane made out OF the flag
stan # the cabin 10 which be aud Mark
kept house ia Nevada.
Nothing. says the Binghamtou Ro.
pe0licau, makes woman so mad AS to
70 to shoe store to buy pair of
sAsap slipper. for her husband and
have a cl'tk Try to sell her the identi.
cal pair she bad just worked for
Christmas present for her minister
"a Chicsgoan has announced that
be has discovered process by which
lllumina,'ug "a. can he made from
~.t.r The thirago people are ready
10 brliyvr Ia " q. they have An ldra
,hH ~ttct must have been made fot
something ~ uther
t}h. doc,pf the poor little fellow
il very ill, Do yoa ihilk he'll live'
Wei said The physician. looking IN.
tsrtstsdly al dirty faced urehin II
be sorvivss al application Of soap and
water. there may be enough lief, Of him
"a ~"try through, Good day.
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had rider uue day. riding through
r. sltfet. he vas acoosicd by would
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susd IL Bslaml Came the answer
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lcaed 10 me AZ ass spokcIo him.
good Rochester pssior, = wid.
eeer. proposed To young lady. a
sanu liae since. aud was rejected
li- feelings bad the second severe test
Yesterday. when wido~ sent him The
ialist~ibg tent a. preach from You ask
.ad receive not, because yoa SEX amiss
kemafks writef-A gentle hand
ca lead an elephant by hair Now,
'-hsl f,'olishness that is 10 put inio the