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, 1880-06-27
EXCURSIONS ON THE LAKE.
The Elegant and Commodious Side-Wheel Steamer
FLORA

Win leavo her dock Clark-st Bridge daily as follows:
SUNDAY, JUNE AZ.
p. m. South Chicago Round trip, 81 cents
s p. ua., Moonlight Excursion: Tickete, 30 cents-
MONDAY, JUNE 28.
$50 D. M, Evanston Round trip. 20 cents.
8p. nl. Moonlight Excursion, 1ickets 80 cents.
TUESDAY, JUNE 79.
$50 ID. and 20 m Evanston. Round trip, 90 cts
Tickets good for the dayI
.. H., MOONLIGHT Excursion. Tickets. SO cents
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 80.
10 a. nnd e50 D. m. South Chicago. hound trip TO
cents. Tickets good for the day.
THURSDAY, JULY /.
H. GRIND Excursion kenoshn, calling Evnns-
ton and Waukecan. ROUND trip to Evanston or
WaukeGnn, 81 cents; to Kcnosha, tln. Dinner at
Grant House, Kenosha. on arrival Of the boat: 50
cents extrn-
FRIDAY, JULY =.
$50 a: H. and 2D p Evanston Round trip 60 cts.
Tickets good for the day.
p. H., Moonlight Excursion. Tickets, 50 cents
SATURDAY, JULY 3.
$3.50 and 80 p. IN. Ernnston. Round trip, so cts
Tickets good for the day.
Q ?. m.-t;rAnd Moonlight Excursion to Michigan
Gity Eet9rnins t.; to Chicago Sunday morning. Round
Anp!G 1 Eoon {or eanenS Mnstc furnished by Aims
Ing. Refreshments of all k!nds on the boat For
JAS. +. IfkOWELl. Master.
, 1880-06-27

.,s1,I 7:55 an rs pn,
Milwaukee, St Paul i Minne- s,6.I9 u v:m an
apolis Express trains. ..... : +o.M q y. ~ pm
Green Bay, Menasha, and Ap-i III ~ - : * X an
pleton Express trims I o.H, o:m . N ~ ~ pm
Milwaukee, Madison, Prairie dnf y ~" III 'W am
Chen, Iowa, and Dakota Ex e-r9n n = --n, n
Stevens Point and Ashland Ex 9if1 = n IN ~. ~
Milwaukee, Madison. and Prairiei - ''' "@
du CHEN Express. %1o:t1 III II; IN,
41HoeftEVll1e AccotuinooauGu... 6:l5 pm 8D N
GlEln 1psess.. 3:i5 Ill N
nglpu Eass3nRer.. 4:O slU:5J n
E.le1n fAst passenger ..........* sis pm 3:45 "a
Sunoay FasSeR!tsr tttn).. 5(G PM l1u} I'M
Ali trains run via Milwaukee. TYcteta for 8. p,rf
and Minneapolis good either Ms Msdtsnn nj
Prairie du Chen. or via La Crosse and WInona A~
Illinois Central RnS1r1Ra~
Depot foot OF Lakest. and foot OF Tweutysecond-,t
Ticket Office, III Kardolph-st4 Near ClarE Gran6
Pacific Hotel. and Palmer House.
, 1880-06-27

Ib the Editor Of Tho Chicago Tribune,
CHICAGO, June 26.-Inclosed, please find IS
promised towards the Jepson fund. Yours
truly, II. F. KRAFT.
, 1880-06-27

ChfcaRn, R0ctx Ta1nud q V-.~sT~ V~t-~41.
Depot corner OF Van Buren, and She1man-sta, TIcte4
Qmces, IS Clark-st, Sherman House, Palmer Hou4a
Grand Pac.dc Hotel, and Is Canal. corner Madison.
, 1880-06-27
Leave I Auiye.

q Daily Daily. except Sunday, cDailr. eTca1e
Saturday. q Dniiy. except Aondny. 0~s''s
Pullman lt1f-wheeD Sfeenuc-Car* md P,.<eros,
Coaches between Chicago, Council Bufls, On ha =
Joseph. Atchison. Topeka. and Kansas City thron5h
without chanEe. PariOr Cnrs with Reclining ChsI3s
between Chtcneo and Kansas CITY G, B. i O. liz.
fng-Cars attnched to all trims " Ian"
ChfcaEo. Milwaukee a st. Pau1 Railway
"Pan-1landle" Depot, corner C1inton nnd go,
ats Ticker Offices. Is Clark-st, Palmer Hanss r,s@
Grand Pacific Hotel. and ut DepaL aoass'
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
OUR VERB.

begin to understand your language better"
said my French friend, Mr.. Dubois to me- but
your verbs trouble me STILL you mix them up so
with propositions"
am sorry you dnd them so troublesome, I"
was all could say.
~ saw your friend Mrs Murkeson juEt now"
ne continued. "she says she Intends TO break
down housekeeping; am right thereY"
Break up housekeeping she must have said"
"Oh yes, | remember; break up house keep.
ing"
why does she do that2' asked.
Because her health is broken into"
Broken down.
Broken DOWN Oh, yesI And, indeed since
the smallpox has broken up in our city"
Broken out"
She thinks she will leave It for q few weeks"
"Wll she leave her house alOnet'
mo, she is afraid 1t will be broken-broken-
how do say thar"
Broken into"
Certainly, 1t is what meant to say"
"Is her son to be married sooDH"
NO that engagement is broken broken"
Broken OFF,
"Yes, broken of"
"Ah, had not heard OF that
"she is very sorry abou. It, Her son only broke
the news down to her last week. Am righ'
am anxious to speak English we'll"
He merely broke the neWs; no proposition this
time"
1T is hard to understand. That young man
her son, ia a fine young fellow; a breaker,
think"
"A broker, and very ane young fellow Good.
day"
so much for the verb ITO break"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
HE GOT HIS ANSWER.

In New Hampshire Is a well. known eccentric
individual, self constituted Curer Of all ills-R
sort Of panacea, body and soul, mead, heart and
conscience doctor" who, with all his eCCentTici.
ties, has fund Of actual wit that is hard 10
beat
Net long ago the doctor was called upon the
witness stand The opposing counsel, who is said
sometimes to wet his whistle with "licker pizen,"
knowing the doctors peculiaIities, Ventured in
cross'examining him, to show him up bit
WHAT'S your business" pompOusly inquired
the counsel.
my business is to do what little good can do
to my fellow man" modestly replied the doctor.
But that doesn't answer my question:" grufly
answered the counsel, How do you spend your
timer"
why, squire, 1t lakes about all my time to do
what said" replied the doctor
But want something more definite" stoutly
demanded the counsel. How do you go about
your business1"
That depends upon circumstances, according
to the nature OF the case' explained the doctor.
"For instance, il were going to begin on you,
the first thing should do would be to advise you
to sign temperance pledge?"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
QartetY.
VARIETY SCRAPS.

A dead heat Cremation.
A stem wiBder-The ivy green.
The wind always audS something to blow
about.
All cloth must be felt before you can tell what
itis
The man who was lost In slumber found his
way Ou; on q nightmare,
A school of design Is mother and her six mar.
riageable daughters,
Why door nail is any more dead than door
must be, because 1t has been hit on the head.
When does farmer act with great rudeneSs
towards his corni When he pulls iB ears.
It takes but little time and space to turn mans
laughter into manslaughter. Proof Reader,
Why are women srchers by nsture3 Because
the bent Of their lnClinatlons is to bend beau.
~ propose to drop your acquaintance" said
the mischievOus urChin who threw pussy down
the we'll.
II o mans horses should lose their tails, why
should he sell them Wholesale, Because he can't
retail them.
Never shoot cat with brick until after bed
time You may catch the servant girls fellow
In the back, and then she'll leave.
What Is the difference between the postofice
and one Of the churchebf One has the postmaster
and the other the most pastor.
When boy bats ball through a parlor win
dow, the boy may not lose his inning, but the
man who owns the window is invariably put
out.
A negroe constable in Virginia indorsed on
summons he had been sent to serve on lady,
"This witness is sick in bade chile one weak
old"
"Are you mate OF this shipH" asked newly ar.
rived passenger OF the cook. mo, sir; am the
man that cooks the mattel said the HlberniRn.
Referring to the barber who IAN exchange says,
was good dancer because he clipped the light
fantastic tow, why shouldn't heH Is there not
music in the hailf
"Is business goodf" inquired friend Of an un'
dertaker Business good2" he reiterated, you
bet-two in walnut, two in rosewood, and three
on ice at this blessed moment"
Lewis Fuler Of Fulton, has been granted a de-
cree Of divorce from Anna Fuller. They were
In 1867. He was Fuller Of matrimOny
than he cared for, and probably don't want Anna
more.
Old Jackson Is sure that goats can read for he
caught one the other morning demOlishing his
Sunday hat which had fallen out OF the window
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
THIRD TERM ALPHABET.

A Is the Accident, giving us Grant,
B-BAbcOck, Belknap-two Bull.pups we chant.
G Is for Corbln, and Colfax and Crime;
D-san Domingo, aud Drunk all the time.
Is Eleclion-by seven to eight
+ is the Fraud, and black Fdday we hate.
G is the Grabs, in which Grant took hand,
isfor Harrington, wearing the brand.
l-tor Ignoring the ways Of the past;
Is ior Jessie, who stuck the stamps fast
for Kings, on who m Grant loves 10 fawn
Is for Let us have peacen-in horn.
Ii Tor Murphy, OF 'Leet Stocking case:
N-NepoIism and Naval disgrace.
U Is for ofvill-now laid on the shelf.
P-Porter, Presents, Post tradershits PelG
Q is the Quiet-so sweet to a slave
Is for Robeson-Of nsVies the Nave.
S-"sylph," aud Shepard, the boss OF the ring:
I the Third Term, on the people to spring.
Is our Union, that once seemed secure,
is our Vengeanc slow coming but sure.
W-Williams and Whisky, not straight
is Exposures Of wiCkedness great
is Yourself, who must rouse up and act;
is the Zeal that no patriot e'er lacked.
Puck.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
SMALL CHANGE IN THE. WEST.

In truth, person who waits for change In tha
shape oftwO, three or four cents is looked upon
with something like scorn in the West fyour
bill Is Seventyelght cents you pay eighty, or
the oblgng shOpkeeper says: Call 1t seventy
Ave"
Irecall an incident which one Of the merchants
OF 5alna related when speaking Of his recent trip
to New York for goods. After making his pEepA-
rations for returning he went to settle his bill
which proved to be 800 He paid the 80 and
was turning away when he was recalled by q tap
on his shoulder aud the three cents we're pointed
out.
In scOrniul amazsment he threw down ten cents
and agSin started away.
Here Is your change, SIR" said voice In no
wise overwhelmed by his contempt
The merchant waved his hand aud bowed.
Keep 1t, sir. ANA Western man. We don't
grasp three or four cents there go closely"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
GARDEN TALK FOR MEN,

Get cut your hoe and put 1t away again-dittO
rake. Study the almanac for frOSs. Put muzzles
on the scratching end Of the chickens, Look over
your truck patch and nail the palings on. Throw
out the weeds Wear gloves go you won't scratch
your lily white hands Buy seed and get key
SO you can tell cucumber from cabbage. Begin
work in the dark OF the moon. Hire somebody
else to attend to it while you rest Get all your
vegetables in market. It's cheaper and easier
than bOthering with them yourself Let your
wife cultivate and develop taste for gardening
all she pleases, Give her the blamed old garden
any how till after pea sticking time. Shoe, shoe
shOo.-Er.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
A CRUEL HOAX,

Last evening just before sundown, gentleman
who was sitting by his window on North street
casually remarked:
There goes the woman tina! George Browns
dead gone on"
His wife, who was in back room getting sup
per ready, dropped plate on the aoOr, stumbled
over the baby, and ran like quarter horse to the
window.
"Wheret wheref tell me quick"
The one with the long cOak-Iust at the cor
ner."
why, that's Browns wife"
Yes, exactly" remarked the brutal husband,
quietly.
Then the disappointed woman went back and
got the supper ready, but her usually swee! dis.
position was sonred for the entire eyenlng-Ylr-
ginid City (Nev) Chronicle.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
"a REFINED BUTCHER.

Harkinss daughter returned from Deaton'a
butcher shop, laid steak upon the table and
said:
That's the most refined butcher ever met l
asked him II this steak was tender, and he said
oh, so beautifully tender, as the maiden In the
fret blush of love, steak fit to be cassed with
tendersnd hallowed associations aud one likely
10 be devoured by so fair aud beautiful mai &.
den.'"
Hsrkins pushed the glasses up on top OF his
head, looked at the girl aud then thundered
What under the canopy was that fellow giving
you"
And, as her cc!or came and went, she quietly
replied:
Giving me tafy, 1 suppose"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
LOSS OF CONFIDENCE.

A Detroit grocer had patent money drawer
attached to his counter the other day and 1t was
no sooner in working order than his clerk tender.
ed his resignation.
you going to leave? Why, what is the matterr'
asked the grocer.
II don't want to stay where person has lost
confidence In me-
do you refer to this new tillH"
Yes"
well, you are very foolish. | haven't lost the
least Bit Of confidence in your honesty, but sim.
ply argue that If you had less change to squander
outside could have more Of your time In the
stoIeI Loss OF conadencel The idea 10 absurdl-
The satisfied clerk took of his hat and returned
to duty,-Eree Press
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
LIVE LONG AND Be HAPPY,

Why shOHld not everyone live out their full al.
lotted time, enjoy good health and be happy :
Surely there is no good reason, and yet many will
allow impure blood, weakness Of the Kidneys
imperfect digestion, and urinary troubles to un.
dermine and break down their general health,
and carry them to premature grave, Some seek
relief among mineral polsons in pill form, etc.
others resort TO extensively advertised alcoholic
beverages and iermented liquors, only to feel
themselves for time somewhat better, but after
awhile much worse. Now, why should this be
soR 1t Is well known by the intelligent portion
Of our community that Dr. Guysotrs Yellow Dock
and sarsaparlllG will surely remove all these dis
orders. This medicine iS the wonderful dlseov-
cry Of an eminent French physician, and has
proven itself In thousands OF instances TO be the
best vegetable blood purifier known 10 medical
men. II never fails to effectuslly cure scEotula,
syphiilio disorders, weakness Of the kidneys, all
nervous disorder and debility, and all urinary
and digestive troubles. It makes the old feel full
Of youthful vigor and the young energetic and
gay, restoring pefect manhood and womanhood,
especially when the disease has q tendency 10
weaken the mind, body and nervous system. Do
not despair, A single bottle will convince you OF
It's great merit as health renewer, for 1t begins
at once to give new life and vigor to both body
and mind, never failing to remove all symptoms
Of any and every disease that can be cured by
cleansing, renovatng, purifying and strengthen.
ing the human system, driving out, as II by mag.
ic the many ills that flesh is heir to- and building
up new health. new vigor, and new life. Large
quart bottle, 800. DURBIN & WRIGHT.
Wholesale and retail agts. for stark Co.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
REMOVAL OF EX-COUNTY AUDI
TOR HEATH TO THE PENITEN-
TIARY,

striking scene occurred at the ST. Louis, No,
Jail, last week, when VIM. Il. Heath, formerly
County Auditor, and prominent citizen, was
suddenly removed to the State PenitentiaGy, He
was convicted Of embezziement of school moneys
to very large amount-over $50 900 at least-and
sentenced to the Penitentary for a term Of ten
years The case was fought to the end but the
decision Of the lower tribunal was lately confirm
ed hy the Supreme Court Last week Marshal
suddenly appeared to take Heath to the Peniten.
tiary, and he was not even given time to see his
family, He was pale, but apparently self possess
ed and accompanied the Marshal quietly, though
wlncing little when handouts were placed
upon him. 1t was hardly deemed possible at one
time that man so prominent and with such Ie.
sources, could ever be fully pu1 ished. Previous
to Heaths election to Office he had made sl25 900
by speculation, and had such confidence in his
luck that he ventured on operations with the
moneys in b trust, and lost
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

near q fence on which was painted in big letters,
Chew Ja9kson's Best Plug Cincinnati Saturday,
Mi0M
Broken Heart IA the romantic name Of railroad
station IN Minnesota. But touching as this title
Ia, however, all sentimental persons will acknow.
ledge that Fried Liver, mining village in Arizo.
ma, Is still more tender.
The foreigner who was executed In Western
town the other day apOlOgized to the Sheriff by
saying he was not we'll acquainted with the Gus
tom Of the country, but he would soon get the
hang oft
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
EARLY MARRIAGES.

ofcourse young people ought to marry early,
aud build up home together The idea that
man must be wealthy before he Weds fills the
community with fortune seeking bachelors and
unhappy spinsters; 1t endAngers virtue, destroys
true economy and desiAn, aud the benehcent In +.
tentiOns Of the home. It tpromOtes vice, idlenes1.
inefticlency and imbeclity amongst females, who
seem from an unsympathetic outset thenoeEor-
ward to expect to be taken up BY fortune and
psssiVely sustained, and without any concern on
their part 1t is thus that man fnds II difioult
to obtain helpmeet.-Es,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

Good manners have this advantage
over good morals-that they lie more on
the surface; and there is nothing inclines
us to think so highly of the understand
ings or dispositions of others as a thor
ough absence of all impertinenCe. They
cannot be the worst in the world who
habitually pay the most attention to the
feelings OF others, nor those the best
who are endeavoring every moment to
hurt them.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

Oh better far than riches or klngly power, la
sooth,
Shines forth the golden kingdom We enter on In
YOUTH
For never ruled monarch who would not give,
with Joy,
His wealth, and power, and glory, to be onSs
more boyg
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

There is not in the whole range Of msterlR med
lea remedy so admirably calculated to remove
nausea and acidity Of the stomach, complaints
very common among children, as Milk Of Mag
neSia. Adults, females, also derive prompt bene'
6ts from Its use. Diluted with a little water and
used as a dentirice 1t will be found to sweeten
the breath
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
IT MAY BE YOUR TURN NEXT.

Judge not too harshly, oh my friend
or him your fellow.man,
But draw the veil ofcharity
About him all you can.
He once was called an honest mao.
Before sore trial veXed;
He stepped from out the narrow way
1t may be your turn next.
Painting upon the great highway
A suffering soul doth lie
Go staunch his wOHnds and quenCh his thirst
Nor pass him Idly by.
God Will not brook the swift excuse,
The thoughtless, vain pretext;
A fellOw.mortal bites the dust
II may be your turn next.
You heard one day single word
Against persons name;
Oh. bear 1t not from door to door,
To further hurt his fame.
Ifyou're the man you claim TO be,
Remember, ;hen the text,
To Speak no evil" true or false
1t may be your turn next
The world is bad enough, we own,
And many need more light;
Yet with true love to all, may we
Help in the cause Of fright;
Lift up the sinful and the weak,
The esoul by care perplexed,
Well knowing that to drink the gall
1t may be your turn next,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08
Saturday, lie 2lM day of Arrl, 1880,

the following described real estate situate In said.
county to-wit: Being part of fractional section
seven az In township ten C0( range nine, bounded
and described as follows: Beginning at post at the
southeast corner Of lot formerly owned by Sylvanus
hathaway, and known AS the stone quarry lot, and
north, 2SAo east, twenty perChes to post near to
what was formerly Isaac Taylors mill race; thence
west fourteen perches; thence north $50 west fifteen
perches thence west 2]a peTChes thence south with
lands formerly owned by A. Smith, eighteen perch.
es; thence east 2R perches; thence south 23S perch
es to the place of beginning, containing seven acres
and 758 l8l0Oths being the same premises conveyed
by VIM Henry and wife to John Cannon April 25th,
Appraised at $500.
Sale to commence at l o'clock p M Terms-one.
third cash. the balance in two equal annual pay
ments with i8terest from day Of sale, secured by
mortgage on the premises.
mar25-ew II. ALTEKRUSE. Sheriff.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

lion cold, dark night you see q man picking
his way up ricketsy pair Of stairs where one oI
Gods poor children lives, with heavy basket on
his arm, you need not stop to ask him IL he loVss
the Lord. Whether he is an Orthodox, Catholic
or heather, he Is laying up treasures In heaven.
-tGOlden Rule.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

lsit in the darkness of doubling
But the smiling OF hope see.
And the sunlight Of Love Eternal
Flows down through the clouds 70 me.
1t may be"-ah, yeb but the pEeSont
Demands us with dutys call,
And the future is in HlSskeeping
Who has love and hope for all,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

There is unsoundness in the man or woman
whotu green with envy as handsome car.
riage drives past and then says with awful bitter.
ness that he or she would not enter such shabby
old CONVEYANCE.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-04-08

He that never changed any Of his opinions
never corrected any OF his mistakes; and he who
was never wise enough to find outany mistake in
himself will not be charitable enough to excuse
what he reckons mistakes in others.-[ Bradbury.