The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-11-30

Tho wife Of Morris Vinegar leolor-
ed) gave birth TO three children in
this city one day last week. Frank
fort Yso,naa. II " s@1.ltN
@ ,oi deal Of Vinegar Tor the
amount u .mother.--Ex
Eyga arc scarce and in great, de-
mad here now. Some wsg suggest
that the scarcity Is owing to the great
mortality recently among Democratic
ROSTERS, .-Madisonville Times.
We meyer lad even looking -gl,ss
aequaiu.ance with Henry Stanton's
,aoneyless man, but Horace Greeley's
daughter must have had some idea Of
his whereabouts when she married
fmith the Nicholas man.--0iaSgow
Times.
lie who steals our editorials, and
palms them of tor original. steals
trash. but be that gets our exchanges
heft we read them gets all that's
worth stealing in our shop. The ex-
change thief will please paste this IN
his photograph album, Glasgow
Tunes.
There IL letter in the Bowling
Green po1ofiicc addressed to the
"Bisgest Fool in Town" The Young
man who recently addressed letter
to the .sPnttiest Girl in Rowling
,lrecaYcan call and get it.-B. g
GRzette.
"a, hardware drmmer told s the
ether dsy that be sold one hundred
aad twenty-five pistols in Princeton
lart week. II the citizens Of that
lovely village are making such evil
dent preparations for business"
we believe We'll give their town the
shsks 10 the future ,--Muhlenberg
Echo.
Several parsons have inquired how
We know Charlie Howard is net go
ing to marry this winter. Becaase
We have sn engagcmeut ,o'sleep with
him until spring aai our bed is not
wide enough FOR three. -Muhlenbcrg
Echs. = Ne
She lnst.hiin at the door and ur-
shsrsd him in; the said, "sho weather
has changed rather suddenly" "Yes,
got.dsmp-quiek''' said he. and to
this day he cannot account for her
leaving the room so uncersmoniously,
aud the "old man. appearing anil
conducting him out. -Eiizabcthtown
News.
Did the prophet Isaiah ever cat at
9 railroad station? 1t certaiuly looks
~. for how could he have described
it 30 literally If no had not: "And
he shall snatch on the right hand and
he hungry; and he shall cat on the
lett hand, and not be satisfied. -
Elisabethtown News. q
The giraffe ia a silent animal,
never having been hesrdto utter .
sound. We propose to import few
with which to replace the stump
speackers in the next campaign
tsHday Argwge.l blfR ell
The ST., Louis Times says: Il.
tLe South a Republican dare not ga,
lissonl Is his own" Certainly not
wins the devil continues 70 foreclos,
all his mortgages az they mature
6aaddy Areas. ,'s'1
IA artiols is going tho round
safIhe press on "Ths Worth Of
i;mils. ~ in this city they are ra,et
from ten 20 twenty FIVE cents--it i
said.--Sunday Argus.
A female writor says: "Lot mel
tremble to win the hnnd OF woman
So We do, our darling; SO We do
Argus. 4k W
"A cigarette. aglass Of water an,
the kiss of pretty girl will sustain q
man for day" says opanish prov
erb. Tue average youth viii wonder
why the devil the man that tried tn,
experiment ever wasted any time will
tho cigarette or tho water.--Argus
Mr.. Spence tried to kiss Mrs. Wal
lsr in a street. at Kingston. Nortf
Carolina, and was fined $50. Mr.
Beck succeeded in similar onslaught,
on Miss Barton, at Harrodsburg, KY.
and paid 800. AS the latter gentle
man paid his. fine. he remarked
Darn the ex-Spence; ! neyergs
Back on the ladies'. "-Agus.
4 An editor once said to a young
man who was about TO wed the scis
sors and paste; lily young friend
yon are about to become, ! learn. tht
editor Of a newspaper. Permit an Old
man TO give you this advice. II
you desire success in that capacity
you should publish one column for ,
sensible man and two for . fool. "--Ex
A North Carolina man viii worl
four hours to chop down a tree thai
coon is in. but nothing wonld in,
duce him to split up enough wood I,
cook the supper with. The latte
proceeding isn't sport. --Sanda,
Times.
"a gg NF
NO, sir" said the Cincinnati man
"Cincinnatiis not the Paris Of Ameri
can, Paris is the Cincinnati Of Eu.
rope. That's how Cincinnati mer
feel.-iSnsday Times.
The editor hereof has been decors
Ing himself for the past two or thre,
day with an assortment Of roses ant
coral adornmcnts How did he com,