The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1880-02-13
MR.. NasBY DELIleHTED.
HE GOES TO MAINE AND IS COMPELLED T
ACKNOWLEDGE THE SUPERIORITY OF
THE" GARCELoN PLAN
OVER sHoTGUNs AND
BRIBERY.

(which is in the State NV Maine,
January 9th, 1880.
We hev got 'em.
Their ain t no doubt NV it.
For neetnis NV idee and facility nv exc
caoshen the Maine plan lays all over the
Moo York repeetin fioshun, and is ez much
sooperior to the Mississippi idee ez daylight
to darknis.
Maine is to Mississippi ez piano is to a
jewsharp.
Between the Maine plan and the Moo
York plan NV repeein t her amt no more
comparison than there is between the Moo
York Central Railroad and Kentucky cor
duroy.
The trouble about the Mississippi plan NV
carryin the State for the Democrisy is, yoo
hev to vase good deal NV money in powder
and shot, and ther is suthin not altogether
pleasant in shooting Radikel. His wife
and dawters alluz make a fuss that is on
pleasant, onless. the by-standers are .sutfish-
unity full to be entirely oblivious, wich, in
the very nacher NV things, can t be, for a
man full enough nv sodcorn whisky not to
feel sum sort NV pity for a woman, coodent
hev the nerve to shoot her husband at all.
A s!obberin woman isn't agreeable object,
even to citizen NV Yazoo.
The Moo York plan NV carrying an eleek.
shun is open to the objeckshun nv expense.
The average Irishnan will hev SO much lik-
ker and SO much monep for every time he
repeets, and his leeder hez got to be be seen
and he must hev his whack with the rest.
To kerry a Dimekratik majority in the city
NV Moo York sufishent to drown ont the
rest of the State is an expensive and trub-
blesum thing.
risy, again Republican majority wuz no
fr,, 81 oil orr hot
All Gov Garcelon did wuz to let the people
vote. He did not shoot Republicans ez we
do in Mississippy, or buy Irish ez we do in
Moo York. Ther wus no interference with
the freedom NV the poles-every man votid
witch he he'd rite to. Nuthin Good be fair
er than the eleckshen, ez everybody will adj
NIT. The Republicans went to bed the mite
of the eleckshen feelin that they he'd kerr
ried the State, and the average Dimekat
conseeded it.
None NV them knonde the skeem thet
wuz revolving in the mide NV Garcelon, the
Napoleon nv the Northeast. The Republi-
kin elecktid to the Legislacher found few
days after that he wnzn't electid at all. In
the returns wuz found t's that hedn't ben
crossed and is that hedn't ben dottid, and
he he wuz throwed out becoz the returns
wuz defective. There wuz no errors in the
Dimekratic deestriks. It had ben fixed
that the t's shood all be crossed and the is
all dottid but wo to the Republican dees-
triks whea this important matter he'd ben
kerlisly attended, to. We hev the Legisla-
cher and the next Senator, and the controle
nv the State.
Dimekrats Nv Moo York, stop buyin votes
-ther's a shorter way to victry.
Dimekrats NV Mississippi, throw away
your shot-guns, and stop buyin powder and
slugs. A Yankee Dimekrat hez showed 700
better way of beatin majority. Vio-
lence and bribery is played out-Garcelon
hez pinted out a better way and cheaper.
Will we stand firm The man witch can
conceive sich thing ought to hev the stam-
ina to kerry it out. I know he will hev
ben with him four days, and eff he don't I
am no iedgeu ny human nacher-uv his
Hallelooiy sc lite It breaks in the
East. hev an addishupel proof uvs the
trooth NV the Scriptures, for is it not writ
ten that the wise men cum from the Easf
It should hev ben addid also, that great
many nv the recklis ones cum from the.
same seckshnn.. PETROLEUM v. Massey,
Jubilant