The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-01-21

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shdeldst have best capable Of penetrating Che
dismal future even TO this generations aud Of
pointing out to MS with such fearful accuracy
!" Dandy ',in all his glory, fills us with awe
and admiration a Thy great and everything
wisdom
:. Dandy eunuingly insinuates that our
incoherent loN sumbling thunder comes from
under bonHes. This, We presume, 4 attsib-
utable to our gentle, feminine, non-eosnbative
disposition
But DANDY, ? indeed tits very sad to think
you should sing something so funny as 10
make yourself mad. But perhaps you were
not alone to blame, for it is evident an Older
one bad hand in the gathe. He dealt the
cards and thought he cut them just right. to
give certain ones jolly good kick on New
Years Night. Though the advantage you
may have In the play, yet it is well to remem-
Der every dog must have his day. For we
read in the good Book Of Truth, an eye for
an eye aud . tooth for tooth. And if for
want of help We left ont line, wen try in
the future to bring points down more fine
And this bit of advice freely give. If you
wish in peace and harmony to live, aud keep
your scalp upon your head, instead of sitting
up late to write, put yourself in your little
bed. And, let the Olderone who once sat up
wrench. He's been. q little infamed for
year or more, aud perhaps a little blistering
may cure the sore. AIS -
Mr.. Bulb if.you know anything and wish
to be heard, why in blazes don't you tell it,
and not be croaking and pow. wowipg over
the ignorance and stupidity of others. If we
are uniformed and do occupy lonesome po-
sition and live in sparsly settled region, &C.,
what has that sosdowith the Indian question,
and what interest ISL TO those who read THE
RECORD, 1t is only a misfortunesof our own
and po fanlt of yonrs- for 1t is evident you
are not capable of learning us anything. We
we're raised in the woods and ares not easily
bull. dozed or alarmed at the screecbing Of an
owl, and Judging from the simple, silly tenor
of your chin believe that you too must have
been raised in. some very swampy place. We
are vel aware that neither 81 us possess any
great abundance of knowledge, neither will
either of us ever be hung for;possessing any
other great abilities But who cares You
have never, 10 our knowledge. advanced sim
gle idea of your own or suggested or limited
at any practical plan of solution of the In
dian problem. You croak owe. some old doc
uments that are hardly par with ten cent
novels, so far as truth and reliability is con-
eerned and which are seldom eyer read except
by fools and proof-readers, and are, like your
self Of no account And the Presidents
Message How are we to get over that p
Welt, Mr.. Bull, we firmly believe that not
few of the Presidents most intimate friends
are really sorry that he ever learned to write
at all. Now, Mr.. b. you, few weeks ago,
summed up the case, and then begged like
cripple for the decision ; and what we have
noticed thus far has certainly been nothing
for you to be proud of. Well, we withdrew
for week or two, and you, in the shallow
ness of your poor, silly soul, thought we
we're whipped and had gone in our hole. And
again, why do you use SO much small type
1 (Italics) Do you consider it necessary to set
off the column and make IL look smart? If
so, why not use little French and Greek p
Dear me, the fools are not all dead yet, and
won't be until some more of us get gone.
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