The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1880-02-06
WAYS OF THE WORLD.

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ALTHOUGH Wilhemj is good bowman
he hates archery.
TINS has been bad season for oys-
ters and foot-wArmers.
MORE men brake in the railroad busi-
ness than in any other
THE climate at Deadwood at times
varies 4So IN half an hour.
The judgments of lowers courts are
liable to meet with reverses.
THE man who predicted hard winter
is not very sociable just now.
As the grandmother's slipper is bent,
the youthful bad boy is inclined.
THE Boston Transcript thinks Sala is q
good deal of snob and part donkey.
A HoosIER never sits under a shed
when there is fght in the rain outside.
THE weather has been too warm for
oysters. They go down best on a cold,
raw day.
Ir now seems as If $40 bonnets were
simply medium on which TO show of
$50 feathers.
A ROLLING stone gathers no moss, but
a nllll just Etttl4SAH IA PAOhh9 anu
makes stockholders smile.
DEBATING societies are asking, Can the
Goat Reason2' He can, but he doesn't
want to. His time is worth too much.
KENTUCKY has discovered an mex
haustible bed of lithographic stone, and
can now cut her own war maps at home.
COLUMBIA" forever. Nations must
Pat. Gilmore on his inspired back for
the work he has done in the anthem
line.
MARY CLEMMER has beautiful house
in Washington, which she paid for with
her pen, and she gives brilliant reCep-
tions.
PHILADELPHIA has counted up and
found that she has 100000 houses under
mortgage. She would be quite safe in a
/ tornado.
TIE age of Abraham Johnson, who
lives near Scranton, Pa, is los years,
! His health is good and his memory re.
mafkable.
THE profit and loss account Of COM
pany must be large when II assesses
I stockholders for the purppso lof paying
dividends.
SARA BERNHARDr wants to play Ro-
meo. There is not enough Of her to
make shadow on the green carpet in
the balcony act.
MoDIEsKA's dresses are all designed
to cover a scar on her left breast, the re-
suit &C flesh wound made by stage
dagger in the hands Of an awkward
actor.
AN English writer has come to the
conclusion that England is not a fiji
country to live in for any one or any
thing, except polar bears and third
wives.
TIE Prince Of Wales is growing sc
bald that by the time he receives th'
Crown Of Eagland wig will have t
accompany 1t to make him presentabl'
as a King
A DEBATING society at Edenville i
about TO discuss the question: "Is wealth
preferable to knowledge?" 1t depend
very much upon how much money thu
girl has got.
TnE number Of drug stores ct Ho
Springs, Ark, is exactly the same q
the number of boarding houses, and th'
number of undertakers is the same a
, the number of clergymen.
WM. WATKINS, Of Madison, remaine'
a bachelor until he was fifty-seyen year
! old, when he married the other day. Th
local papers whooped out the headline
. "Another old landmark gone.".
WE never realized the depth Of hr
man total depravity till an old soak lool
ed over the exchanges the other day
! and wished he was a double-heade
j lamb, 50 he could be placed in alcoho
: EDIsoNs rival in the electric light bul
] mess, Mr.. w. A. Sawyer, New York, a
= lowed himself to receive 10000 candl
!, power stroke of homemade ightnin
!. last Tuesday, and he has been nearl
: blind ever since.
AN old lady after long life Of observi
, ton, remarked that "she has always NJ
!. ticed that in the summer tine, when
i. is not needed, the sun is always hot |
e an oven. while in the winter, when ii
/ warm sun would be very agreeable, it
G as cold as an ice house.
/ TIE wife of Wendell Phillips has beC
:. an invalid ever since she was gil
i and never leaves her room. II is sa
that as MIR. Phillips was leaving her,
st make speech in the crisis Of the an
J. slavery movement, she said, "DoI
le shilly-shally, Wendell"