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HOME EDUCATION.

l. From your children's earliest infancy
inculcate the necessity of instant obedience.
2. Unite frmness with gentleness. Let
your children always understand that you
mean what you say.
3. Meyer promise them anything unless
you are quite sure you can give what you
say.
4. Ifyou tell child to do something,
show them how to do it, and see that it is
done.
5. Always punish your child for willfully
diobeying you, but never punish in anger.
6. Never let them perceive that they vex
you, or make you lose your self command.
Z. If they give way to petulance or i'll
temper, wait tin they are calm, and then
gently reason with them on the improperly
Of their conduct.
s. Remember that little present punish
ment, when the occasion arises, is much
more efectual than the threatening Of a
greater punishment should the fault be re-
newed.
Q. Never give your children anything be-
cause they cry for it.
10. On no account allow them to do at
one time what you have forbidden, under
the same circumstances, at another.
H. Teach them that the only sure and
easy way to appear good is to be good.
l2. Accustom them to make their little
recitals with perfect truth.
IS. Never allow tale bearing
= ii. Teach them self denial, not self indul-
gence of an angry and resentlul spirit.
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If not paid in advance, $1.25

"Demons fly away with Mr.. Vanduyni !"
Mr.. Warrington thought, as he discussed
his coffee and broiled chicken and some
how he began to wish that Mrs. Lorimer
had not been one of Clara's guests, or else
The same thing was repeated over and
over all that day and evening,and the next
Mrs. LOrimer was captivating but unap-
proachable, bewildering but coolly,sniling-
ly reserved, until for the first time in Mr.
Walsh Warrington's life he arrived at that
point in his experience where he not only
feared the lady was not in love with him,
but that he was most decidedly in love with
her.
More than once, in the course ofthat fort
night, his hitherto pulseless heart had
throbbed very undsciplinedly at sight of
her, or sound of her sweet, melodious voice:
more than once he had been on the point of
telling her he loved her, but it was both
faint heart and fair lady's fault.
1t was the evening of the theatricals. and
the hustle and confusion of the day had Civ
en- place to quiet, restful peace.
The ladies were in their room, dressing
for their parts, and Mr.. Warrington was
passing through the dimly lighted parloron
his way 10 his own room, when he saw Mrs.
Lorimer, sitting all alone in the firelight-
sitting in a weary, detected attitude, that
made him long to take her in his arms and
comfort her.
The fre-glow cleaned on her shining
black dress, its glittering jets, the crushed,
hall faded rose at her throat, aud on her
face was look of quiet patience.
''Do not arise" he said, as she got off the
low hassock, in the chimney corner. "If
you knew what picture you made-a pic
ture that goes straight to my heart. Mrs.
Lorimer, this is the opportunity have been
waiting for iorso time, in which might
tell you the impression you have made on
mellow I"
She gave him a swift, startled look. lust
as a gentleman came rather abruptly into
the room, in overcoat and gloves, and hat
in hand-a tall, fine looking gentleman.who
walked straight up to her, and took her in
his arms and kissed her.
"My darling, it is so good to see YOU
agoinl You will excuse me, sir"-to War
rlnSton, who stood in eager, bewlldered
wonder-"but when fellow hasn't seen
his wife for three weeks you know. In.
troduce me, Gladys"
at is Mr.. Lorimer, my husband, Mr..
Warrington" she sand, gravely; then
sudden, roguish little smile parted her lips.
ut was very ridiculous mistake, but the
mourning is for my brother, and not-thank
God for him."
She flashed a passionate glance at the
back OF the gentleman, who was removing
his overcoat, and Mr.. Warrington bowed 81
lently and withdrew, with thoughts we will
not attempt to analyze, but in the full des
erts of the reward of his overweening con-
ceit required.
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The New Food Medicine
Truly a Wonder.

The Qulchna Coca Co, prepare Fl ON the es.
seIce of The Sacred Peluvlan Plant COCOA
LEAF the most useful Nerve Tonic and Lie
Sus, amer known TO man. They have named il
COCA BITTLl,S. but hope the name will not
cause II to be classed with the sO-clled BIZ
teis." VIII ch have done so much harm-physl.
cal and mOrai.
COCA BI1TERS has the power OF sustaining
life anO ST rength I unys without food.
Exposure TO storms, long fatigue and malHr
ious poisoning cannot harm tnOse VINO use CO.
CA BITTERS.
TINS is a marvellous life invigorant, Cnthev
without reaction IL cheers but not inCbl alcs.
For he cure OF d. speDsla Indigestion. New
business, siCk Headache WEAKNESS, Great De.
bility Lack of Energy aud Power, Liver Com.
plants. Chilis and all Fever, COCA IlIEES
stands unIivnled and a one
IIOm the OfHCtdt TepOit Of Lieut. HcFHROR. u.
8. ": "rhe peuvian natives who use Coca,
perform prOd'g of labor without fatigue. a
powell tonic for the nervous system, but NOT
injurious TO tine heat H."
The wonder Gul virtues of this new fOOd.medi
cine cap only be anced at here. Get nc rcu-
lar and lufoIm Yourself tuliy. No remedy ever
recc we'd such endorsement.
COCA rEHS-cOncentrated essence Of
Saclc1 Peruvian Coca sold bv all lead ng
DRUGGISTS ACurcss.
QUICHUA COCA co, New York.
SMITH, KLINE & CO., Agents. Phila
o--Igw
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LEHGHToN, COUNTY, April. g. $780,
J3-14-I5 81
He sat and gazed with placid mien
a nd n n1, T,,I

He sat and gazed with placid mien
And cheerful and confident smile
At the little square box with the gem fifteen,
And. he said he'd bet his pile
That he could flgger it out right thar;
SO he jumbed the blocks about,
And then he remarked ITS simple, swar,
And reckon I'll work It out
So he tackled 1t sharp for an hour or more,
And his hands he ran through his hair,
As he jumped right up and fearfully swore,
And his eyes had a maniac's glare,
That he'd dashed ir the dash, dasned fool
That invented this game was here,
He'd smash his dash, dash dashed skull,
And chaw off an end of his ear.'
But after another hot hour had flown,
The bead drops down gan to roll,
And he raved in a way that, people all say,
Struck terror to each watching soul.
For-Thirteen-Filtee -Fourteen-alas
Were all that he got for his pains,
So he frantlcally swallowed of poison a glass
And with bullet he bored out his brains
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Lives Of grocerymen remind us
They make their starch half lime,
And with sugar wholly blind us.

They make their starch half lime,
And with sugar wholly blind us.
Putting sand in all the time.
A man dieng left 81 600 to an individ-
ual who years ago ran away with his wife.
He said in his will that he never forgot .
favor.
An ordinary sized man, supposlng his
surface to be fourteen square feet, sustains
the enormous pressure Of 5O,3lO pounds.
The Begun of Bhopal is prqpouneed
one of the cleverest women in India. The
Chewgum of Vassar is the smsrtest girl in
New York.
slow does painting agree with my
daughter?" asked an anxious parent. 1T
makes her too red in the face" replied the
teacher.
-"Horrid little thing, without set Of
bangs TO her name," is the newest Chicago
phrase for describing a rival.
An Arkansas woman isl now living with
her fourteenth husband. She alludes to him
playfully as Louis the fourteenth.
The kind wife who has a smile for her
husband when he comes into the house will
not drive him to a saloon to get one.
--subsoribe for the ADvV=AEE.
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Grateful women.

None receive so much benefit. and none
are so profoundly grateful aud show such
an interest in recommending Hop Bitters as
women. It is the only remedy peculiarly
adapted to the many ills the sex is almost
universally subject TO. Chills and fever, in
digestion or deranged liver, constant or per-
ioiical sick headaches, weakness in the back
or kidneys, pain IN the shoulders and differ
ent parts Of the body, feeling Of lassitude
aud dependency, are all readily removed by
these Bitters.-- C0uFaat 1872
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had BcI,nvior of a Corpsc.


Several days ago Mr.. J. McCloud, of Faul-
kener county, died of rheumatism. A large
party volunteered to sit up with the corpse,
and when night came many sad faces were
seen, sallowed by the mellowing light of tai
low candles The minister came, and enter
ing the room remarked earth to earth
and ashes to ashes" The corpse lay on
table covered with a sheet.
al thought saw the sheet move," said
one of the watchers. "see if there is cat
under it?"
The company sat still.
81 am confident that the sheet moved"
said the man.
The minister arose and lifted the sheet,
and, standing, he looked at the pallid face
of the dead man. The corpses head left
the table, The minister fell back. Stiff,
stark and terrible the corpse slowly arose
from the table and attained sitting pos
ture. The legs remaining stretched out and
the arms remained folded. The woman
shrieked and ran from the room, and the
minister reprimandng them for their
weakness and want of confidence, climbed
a fence and stood in a turnip patch. When
the frightened people saw that the corpse
did not intend to follow them, they went
back into the house. The corpse retained
the upright position, stilf as the attitude
struck by the amateur on the stage.
With fears somewhat allayed the minister
advanced, and placing hand on the dead
mans breast pressed him backward. Pro-
portonately as his head went down his
heels came up, and when his head touched
the board his heels were high in the air.
The cause ofthe dead mans freak was then
discovered. The muscles of the stomach
distorted by rheumatism, were contracting.
1t required the efforts of two men TO straight
en- the corpse.
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BIRDIE BELLE.

Softly sang flir-haired maiden,
AS the summer sun sunk low:
" He will come again, my darling,
He will come again, Know"
Sat the maiden, ripe and rosy,
On a streamlet's messy brink,
Where the gently-lOwing cattle
Ulen came to get drink.
In her hand an oren letter,
On her cheek pearly tear,
And a little briNdle heifer
Standing silent in the rear.
Pleasant dreams are always shortest,
Ever small are boyhood's pies,
Winter comes ere autumn's over,
Merry laughs precede our sighs.
Thus the lovesick maiden found it,
Sitting by the purling brook;
Paved the earth that little heifer,
AS her head she gently shook.
Suddenly forward movement
Then the maid began to rise,
And a vista of striped stockings
Passed before the heller's eyes.
when the malden's lover got there
Birdie Belle was in the creek,
But, thank heaven, was still uninjured-
She had struck upon her cheek.
\
In the years that came thereafter,
When the maid and youth we're wed,
OFT she told her child the story
OF the heller that was red !
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PATENTS.

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and Foreig Patents. Washington, DC. All
business connected with Patents, whether be-
fore the Patent Once or the Courts, promptly
attended 20. No charge made unless patent
Il secured. Send tor circular. Scls-tf
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FEBRUARY 4TH. 1879.
Trains leave ALLENTOWN as tOllOws;-
(vIA PERKIoMEN RAILRoAp).
For Philadelphia, at T4:3l, Gas, l.fO, am, ana
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Railroad Guide.
DHILA. g. READING RAILROAD
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.

FEBRUARY 4TH. 1879.
Trains leave ALLENTOWN as fOllOws;-
(yIA PERKloMEN RAILROAD -
For Philadelphia, at "4;sl, Gas, lidO' a.m.' ana
SUNDAYS.
For Philade lphia at s4.30 n. m.,3.35 D. m.
WA EAST PENNA. BRANCH.l
For Reading, $50, COS o M, 1910, A.SO ard 9O5
For HarrtsDurg5 o,9O5 a. M, I2.1o,4.ao and9.O5
For Lancaster and Columbia, So o.o5 am. and
SOU p !" SUNDAYS.
For Reading Harrisburg, and way points 300
y. m. ,
For PHILADELPHIA from l.. v, Depot ass 6.i2,
ts.42 a. IN ,l2.n3,5.45, sap. m, SUNDAY 400 p. M
For Philadelphia from L. & $. Depot "S 4S a.
Trains aims FOR al ALE NTowN leave as follows.
WA PERKIoMEN RAILRoAD.l
Leave Philadelphia, 74O Il. M, l.0O flSO and $50
p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, SOFA. m. and Sl5 p m'anu
WA EAST PENNA. BRANoH)
Leave Reading 7.25 1890 a. m.,2OO' S.55' andO'lo
Leave cave Harrisburg, Sis, sos and o.55, a. m., Las
Leave Lancaster, sos a. M, 100 and $50 p. IN.
Leave Columbia I.55 q: m LOS and $40 p NJ
Leave Reading, 7.2O a. IN.
Leave Harrisburg, $40 am.
(VIA BETHLEHEM,l
Leave philadelDhta 700, Sl5 9]h, 2.EV, DID
500 u. IN, Sunday . 81 n m, 500 y. m.
Trains marked thus ~ run TO and from depot
9th and Green streets. Philadelphia other
trains to d from Broad street depot. Trains
WA Bethlehem" run to and from Berks st,
Depot, except those marked (Nl.
The 6.45 n. m and $3.50 D. m trains from Allen
town, and the 7.4n n. IN. ond 5.3! p. m trans
from Philadelphia, have through cars to and
from Philadelphia. -
Geher0l Manager
&C HANCOCK, Gen'I Pass g. TScket Agent.
nov. Is
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OF CARBON COUNTY,
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The Portland daily press., 1880-03-23
MISCELLANEOUS.
Centaur
LIN | Nj EN- 7 S

The GREAT PAIN RELIEVING and
curative remedies have already worked their
way into every hamlet where the English Ian
guage is spoken. That the reputation of and
demand for such remedies as these are
should extend and increase could not be other
wise. THERE rs NO PAIN, soreness or
swelling which they will not alleviate. There
are but exceptional cases of constitutional
humors and distorted joints, which they do not
cure, and none they will not benefit. They
are SOOTHING, absorbing and emollient.
They EXTRACT THE PAIN from and heal
burns and scalds without scars. For RHEU-
MATIC AFFECTIONS, pains in the back,
stiff joints, wounds. strains and eruptions, they
act with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY. These
preparations are OF two kinds, the FAMILY
and the ANIMAL Liniments. Being univer-
sally adapted to the external ailments of man
and HALF-MAN Centaurs was naturally at
tached to them. They perform cures never be
fore effected by any remedy. Undoubtedly
more of them are sold than of all other lini-
ments, ointments, oils, embrocations, plasters
and so-called pain-killers combined.
The WHITE Centaur Liniment cures Rheu-
matism, Sciatica, Lumbago and Tic doul-
ourux.
IT RELIEVES Neuralgia and all kinds of
pain.
IT HEALS wounds, sores, gals and pois-
onous bites.
1T CURES Itch, Pimples and Salt Rheum.
1T SUBDUES inflammation and pain.
{ IT CURES broken breasts and sore nipples
BOILS, FELONS, ETC, are rendered near
y painless,
CONTRACTED CORDS and stiff joints are
limbered.
MRS L. KIRBY, 800 Eighth Avenue, n. Y; Had
Rheunlatism and Erysipelas years Cured
R. F. SroBo, 165 w. 21st., n. Y; Inlammatory
rheumatism; ankle supppurated; foot turned black
by two dollars worth of Centaur Liniment Had
spent several hundred dollars with physicians, and
for other remedies.
JACOB BYRD, Bellfair, Va hobbled on a crutch
six years. Maturated sore leg. Cured. Cost; Soc
Mrs CATHERINE LYNCH, South Boston, infanl-
matory rhenmntism; hands, feet and nts
R. HANCE, 81 years old. West Windsor, Eaton
Co. Mich; Rheumatism 10 years. Cured.
Cost: one dollar.
P. I. BARNUM, the celebrated Snowman, says:
"My teamsters and veternares speak in the highest
terms Of the Centaur Liniments.''
s5The Yellow Centaur Liniment is the best
remedy ever in our stables. We have used it upon
hundreds of horses" Signed:
H. MARSH, Supt Adams Express Co. stables, NY.
E. PULTZ, Supt. U. s.. Express Co. stables, N. Y.
n. S. OLIN, Supt. National Exp. Co. stables, N. Y.
P. MoGRATH, Esq, the great Kentucky horse and
mule breeder, says: "Nothing to be compared with
it Ghe Yellow LinimenD, has been used on my
stock.''
Ten thousand similar testimonials could be added.
There S no doubt NO uncertainty as to what
the Centaur Liniments will do They perform more
than is advertised for them every time. They are
reliable, they are cheap, and they are everywhere
obtainable.
The Centaur Co., 46 Dey ST., NY.
The Portland daily press., 1880-03-23

THE Syracuse Courier has been holding
an interesting interview with Horatio Sey-
mour. In the course of the conversation
Mr.. Seymour said: ''Those who have been
prominent in shaping the policy of the Dem
ocratic party are getting old and infrm and
are dying out and, as am the Oldest ex-
pect to lead off. The quarrels among the
Democrats are over old men, and it Is the
height of folly to continue them. The old
men will all pass away in two or three years
at the most, and then the young and vigor-
Gus men who are left will find themselves
embittered toward each other on account of
men who are dead and gone, and who are
not worth fighting over. 1 spent the early
and best part of my life in espousing the
cause of old men, and many were the bitter
quarrels had in their behalf. The wounds
received, rankle to this day, and the animos-
tiles engendered, many of them, have never
been forgotten or allayed. fought bitter
fights over Clay, Cass, Van Buren and 9TH
ers, and, before l knew it, they we're all
dead. 1t is foolish for young men to waste
their time in quarrelling over or espousing
the cause of old men. The Republican
combatants are active men, in the vigor of
life and will continue to lead, or mislead
their friends for many years to come"
There is more truth in this than the Demo-
cratic leaders will relish.
The Portland daily press., 1880-03-23

THE New York Herald declares that tue
Democrats, even if united, twill have hard
work to carry the Fall election and they are
so little harmonious that no patent cement
yet invented will be able to hold them to-
gether till November 1t thereupon ad-
vises the Southern States, if they wish to
have ary influence in the government here
after, to abandon the Democratic party and
join the Republican party. 1t says: Our
sincere and often given advice to the people
of Louisiana, Arkansas. Mississippi, Tennes-
see, Virginia, North Carolina, is to support
the Republican ticket this Fall, no matter
who is the candidate. The policy in nation
al affairs which the majority of white people
in the States we have named prefer is not
Democratic but Republican. All their local
interests will be better and more literally
cared for by the Republicans than by the
Democrats. There is not member of Con-
gress from any of those States who does not
know this. Let them go over to the Repub-
licans and help elect the candidate of that
party and they will have claims sure to be
recognized and influence sure to be potent.
The Portland daily press., 1880-03-23
The Councils Apology.

Since the days of Marryatt's Midshipman
who was arraigned for cutting off the tail of
the Admiral's pet dog and who pleaded in
defence that the malicious beast threw said
tail with wicked cunning between the chop
per and the block with the intent to get the
MILDLY into trouble, no such amusing and
ridiculous defense has been offered by
alleged criminals or their alleged friends as
that offered by the Argus yesterday in be-
half OF DR.. Garcelon and his Executive
Council If that apology is the best that
can be made the Ex-Governor should be-
seech of his political partisans the charity of
silence.
The line of defense adopted by the Argus
is that the alterations in the returns and
the forgeries of them were the work of Re-
publicans. We are asked to believe that
the Republicans in order to cast reproach
upon the virtuous Fusionsts went to work
and had themselves counted out and Fu-
sion Legislature counted in. How this
could be done without the conni-
vance of the Executive Councillors
the Argus does not explain perhaps
because 1t is unexplainable. An ac-
ceptance of the theory advanced by our hu-
morous contemporary would force men to
believe that the change of a G to G in the
Hebron return was the work of Republicans:
and as the Republicans had nothing to do
with the return until after the tabulation
that the change was made subsequent to the
count If this be so how happened it that
the Council insisted on counting the Hebron
return for Henry G. Walker when it read
Henry c. Walker? How did they count the
Wells return for Josiah A. Slower when the
return was for Josiah Stover? Unless the
North Berwick return was chan ged, previ-
Gus to the tabulation, from George II. to
George A. Wakefield, why was it counted
for George A. Wakefield? Either these al
terations and forgeries were made previous
to the final tabulation, or else that tabula-
ton was designedly false and the count a
vast falsehOod; for the action of the Council
was avowedly based upon the changes men,
toned above and others similar to them.
All the changes made in the returns were
III tuC luCcIcsG VI tlc + uSlOnlSCS. we nave
the evidence of town officers that those
changes were made after the returns left
their hands. We know that the tabulation
was based upon them, and the Fusion ma
jority in the Legislature counted in by that
tabulation. All the evidence (evidence
which the Argus has refused to publish)
shows that the alterations were made in the
Council Chamber. Yet the Argus asks us
to reject this sworn testimony, and accept
the unsupported words of men who are
directly implicated in the infamy, who have
the strongest reasons to lie about 'heir COZ
nection with the disgraceful and wicked
affair, and who were afraid to make their
statements under oath or subject them
selves to the peril of cross-examination.
When the people of this State accept that
preposterous plea they will be ready to ac-
cept Cap'n Chase's characteristic assertion
that the fraud and forgery which the evil
dence in the investigation discloses was
the work of 'sthat traitor Chamberlain"
The Portland daily press., 1880-03-23

Bob Wallace, an ex-convict, has been ar
rested on the charge of numbering Superin-
tendent DAILY of Blackwell's Island, whose
body was found mangled on the night of st.
Patrick's Day.
A collision between two freight trains took
place yesterday on the Grand Rapids g. Indi-
ana railroad. One engine was wrecked and
one car with contents burned.
Mr.. Larens' wooden ware factory and Por-
tra's woolen factory at Lachine, Ont, wer
burned Sunday. Loss S2500OO.
The birthday of the Emperor of Austria
was celebrated Saturday. He looked hale and
hearty.
Hartmann, who is at London, denies that he
confessed to an attempt on the Cars life at
Moscow.
Albert III. Sawiu of Fairhaven, Mass, was
killed by train at New Bedford yesterday.
Forty New Bedford ship carpenters are on
strike for advance of 8 cents an hour.
Mansion House fund now amounts to el21,-
977,