Smyrna times., 1880-06-23
SMYRNA, June -, 1850.


SMYRNA, June -, 1850.
A fine line of Gents Furnishing Goods
just received by Phillips ~ Co. All the
novelties of tho season.
The grecn-apple and .jumping,rope season
has commenced, and a corner in small
coifins may soon be looked for.
For Hot Weather, Phillips & Co. have a
nice line of Thin goods calculated to keep
you cool. Give them an early visit and be
comfortable.
Stick close to your desks and never 60 to
sea, and you all may be members Of the
Duck Creek navee.
The Leadville strikers only want to labor
six hours a day. 1t requires the rost Of the
time to keep their pistols in good cond
ton and bind up their wounds.
1t must be confessed that Garfeld's
record is not without Il blot-when at col
lego he wrote Spring poetry.
For Ready Made Clothing Phillips g. Co.
pride themselves. They have a splendid
line to select from and as for prices they
cannot be beat. Come early and have u
good chance to make Il good selection.
None Of the papers have yet charged
that Garfield and Arthur murdered their
grandmothers; but then the campaign has
not opened yet.
Contrary to expectations, the Prohibi-
tionists did not nominate an Ohio man.
They thought they could find better ma
terial for their purpose down ia Maine.
r. NJ. johnson has Just got in new
supply Of Slippers which are getting scarce
in tho market, now is the time to purchase
if you need them.
When the ice man finds the lump too
heavy he chips off the odd weight and lets
the pieces melt in the street. 1t has never
! been discovered how he manages when the
lump is too light
4 Philadelphia doctor does not believe
much in medicine lie treats his patients
with kindness and consideration till they
| get well.
Phillips & Co. are now ready for the
Summer trade with full stock Of goods in
their line consisting Of Ready made Cloth
ing, Hats, Caps and Gents Furnishing
Goods. These goods were bought cheap
and will be sold cheap.
The unexpected always happens. This
is the experience Of the Republicans and
will il be that Of the Democrats this week ?
The Cincinnati hotels nave been making
extensive preparations for the delegates to
the Convention this week. We hope that
they have not put crow on the blk Of fare
Presidential elections recur too often in
this country. There is not time between
campaigns for the AVERAGE brass band To
learn any new tunes.
THE NoLTNIc BELT Co.. MARSHALL MIcu.
Will send their celebrated Eicctro-N oltaic
Belts to the afflicted upon 80 days trial Speedy
cures guaranteed. They mean what they say
Write 10 them without delay. nov l9-ly
An experienced physician says when you
wake in the morning rise and dress at once.
Never lie and "drowse." If there is any
thing real pleasant that experienced physi-
clans are willing to advise, we should like
to hear Of It.
School Misses of very tender years who
essay to have the individual companonship
of likewise tender young gentlemen (?) for
late moonlight strolls, would receive a
genuine favor from their guardians to be
spanked and put to bed
We have been in the business a lone
while and we are sure we can give you
better bargains in our line than any one
else can, and we extend a general invita-
ton to every one to come and see us anG
be convinced for themselves if what we say
is true. j. +. PnIGI1rs & Co.
General Garfield is a Baptist, and the
Pottsville Miners Jo,Uttal says he will max,
his political adversares take water" mex
November.
AS expected the Cincinnati papers arr
warning the people against ice water; the,
evidently fear that some Of the delegate
might be tempted to taste it instead @
paying five cents glass for the regula
Cincinnati beverage.
D The average church is like a ship. Som
: of the members are ballast; some tn
officers and crew; others merely passenger
, bent on pleasure and business, and not
J., few are barnacles, which. while for tn
a time being part of the vessel, great
+; retard its progress,
DoRBINs' ELECTRIC SOAP.-Having Obtain
l. ed the Agency for this Celebrated Soap fc
!, Smyrna and vicinity | append the opinion ,
some of our best people in regard to il
n merits
}, have used the Dobbins Electric Soap" manufa
LilCu bN LII DID IDllUueIpllla, Tor
ior all purposes, from the cOmmOnest uses in Il
kitchen to the washing of the finest fannels and col
slider 1t the best in the market for any and every pl
y pose for which soap is used.
Mrs. JAS II. CoTTOS.
have used Dobbins' Electric Soap" for sever
E years for washing both hanneS and colOred cloth
q anu h ltte bestI nave ever tried for these purpose
a Mrs ROBERT HILL.
i, You ask me how like "DObbnS Electric Soar
~ answer by authorizing you to use my name in nj
ii way you choose i'll Recommendation of the So,
r. named. consider 1t the best in the market.
, Mrs. +. J. COLT
4 desire my friends and customers to gi,
y this Soap one trial, SO that they may kno
a just how good the best soap in the L. S. is.
Of dec lilly j. Is. COOPER, Smyrna, Del
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