The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-05-18

ios 'nsesial Sse when you can Be- cured of
fever and sgue. dumb seue, bilious dis
orders. jaundics. dyspepsia, - veil ~ eli
disosden and ailments Of the liver, blood
and stomsch. b. wearing one Of Prof. Gull
o~ti<'s French Liver Pads. which il . sure
cure every time. IL your drusgis, does
not keep the pad. send $3.50 IN . LETTER to
French Psd Co. Toled }, D.. and il will he
sent yoo By mail. Ii 10 the only ped that
10 guarantee1 10 cure. Beware Of counter.
fsin. For sail By Aus. Eeischmann, drns.
siss, corner Second and Ohio streets.
The Way he Locks Up.
There 10 something curious about the
way . man closes up the house for the
night. A woman will secure ell the door
in the house in ten minutes and then spend
twenty minutes in taking down her hack
hair and getting her fr,sses ready for morn
ing. The man Of the house, having no
beck hair to take down, and no frizsss to
put up. speojs his time in closing up the
houss He begins AZ the beck door and
locks and bolts all the doon fr,u that to
the front door. Then he takes oil his coat
and collar. BY that time, one Vi the child.
rem wants drink Of water; be hss to IN
lock one Of the door to get il. Then he
relocks the door carefully, goes back and
takes OF his vest and winds up hi. watch
and the clock. Hs wife suddenly calls ou
from among the bed clothes aud ask her
liese lord To make another expedition to
the kitchen aud zee il the pancake b.itel
il liable to rise in the night aud overflow
the dish. He uulocks swo more doors and
makaa another tour Of inspection. All i,
we'll. He removes his shoes and stocking
and prep-res to retire. Suddenl- he u
overcome with the conviction that the
rear do"r is not locked, and away he que
barrfooled over the noor Of tn
kitchen and voodshe,i. He 10 uncertain
whether any OF tine doors are locked. an,
he makes the grand tour again. All il
secure. He removes his psntsloons an,
bows out the light, and is just sbout 4
lie down, when che beshinks herself tina
the girl probably forgo; to put the mill
pan out, and awav he goes In huff IN,
white Tossing garments. BEFORE he get
back to bed again, he s,eps on Two marble
AMI . sharp piece Of tin which the childre,
have left lying on the flor.
Al least he gets between the sheets an,
lays him down to pleasant or horr,bl
dreams-he IN never sure which 1t will b
~ Morpheus gobbles him up and IL abou
To iaxe him to the land Of Nod the bril-
liant thought asshes athvsrt his brain tbs
the hired girl il out, and he gets up An
unIocks the kitchen ioor.
In exactly One hour and nine minute
from the time he begins his preparation
to retire. he n in he'd for the fonrth tim
and one Of the doors IL still unlocked. II
says softly to himself that he'll BE- blove
II he undertake. to lock mp the house agai
IL robbers surround il four deep. But IN
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1911 -.
"ReW Of the Ill0 Of Life"
are more prevalent and d,ssrss,,nR tina
bilious disorders. The synPsoas are 10,
sPiriss, want Of ensrEy. rssslsnesas. hssd
! sche, No appetite, sallow akin, coseivsnss
-, II -. 1891.
.,a ,h- ,.o,.. 80, - 4. :, ;; =. No.. On.
SwAYNks Tan AND SARsAPARILLA PILIs.
Their effect on the liver and blood Is von
cerIo', removing p'mp'es IN" All ernpe'on
vo,,h Pn;cr q cent . h", If ,h;,,v nil,
or Eve boxes ior Sl.OO. Sen, nv mail o.
receipt of price. by Dr.. Sv.yne 4 Sen, 80
Sort" S.A'c s'ret., r"''~"e'P"'a- ""'d o
III 'es"'"s "'"Rx'"'s
v.-..
o Ass. N1So''
Just before the arrival OF the PAcih
e.saern-bound train last night. huge vol
ume, If .m.k. v.,. ...n ;s,u;,. f,o.,
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Rou,a;.'. and the P..;6c .,D,... m....o
,.e ,hou.h, !, "a. . harm ~ .ou,. nm,
bu;,d;o, Inn, h.,. b... , hn;,a;,. q
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NV" "" ''scA'
-. 81 g.. A..
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inhrm 10 HOP bsesess.
The colored population had . high oil
time in oss Of their churches La, night
A party Of bucks, partly in,oxic s,esi. sniere,
the building where services were being held
and conducted themselve. IN . shameful
manner; in fact, they carried on TO sacl