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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

for Congress; Hon. NJ. G. Crawford us
trict Elector: Hon. W. j. Allen, Elector for
the State at Large; Hon. Jno, H. oberly'
Candidate for Secretary of Statei Gen.
Charles J. Black, and other distinguished
sneakers will attend the Mass Meetings
and address the People. The speakers
who will certainly speak at each meeting
will be named in small hand bills several
days before the meetings.
VIM. H. Green.
Chairman of Democratic Congressional
Committee.
r. Friganza, Secretary.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
I EGAL

| EeAL
State OF Illinois. Alexander Coru,y-ss
Inthe Circuit Court Of Alexander county sep
TENDER term. - ,,,,
The Civ National Bank OF CGiio vs. MaIiAeWJ
Ryap-Deot-Iu attachment. Demand St4 y
The above named defendant Is hereby Notified OF
the pendancy Of the above attachment a. the sun
Of the CITY National Bank q! Cairo sga,u-i the e.
tate Of Matthew J Ryan for the sum o. sp5ilI al =
before the above named cogri now pending anG
that unless .aiG defendant shGl appear, give hs!!
and plead within the time limited for hs appear,
Guce' In such case. towit: on or before the MIRO
dgv 0 The September term Of sald court 10 ne
third Monday OF September 1850 Judgment "!. be
entered. and The estate 20 attached Will be .4.a'
JOHN 4 REEVE,
Clerk Of sad Court
Cairo. Ills. August 25,h. i,sl
Green & Gilbert, Aitys
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
DEMOCRATIC MASS MEETINGS

Will be held at the following times
and places:
Murphysboro, Monday, September 10Th.
Chester, Randolph county, Tuesday,
September It'll.
DuQuoin, Friday, September 3D.
Marion, Williamson county, Saturday
September 9Th.
Pulskl a,pulaski county, Saturday, Sep
TENDER 18th.
Hon. VIM. Hartzell, Democraticc candidate
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

T EGAL'
State Of Illinois, Alexander Coauty-ss.
In the Circuit Court Of Alexander County sep
TENDER term losl. ~. :.
Peter Conrad " Matthew D AyAI-DeOl-4H
attachment Demand s2,91s s..
The above named defendant il hereby no.lheG OF
the pendancy Of the above attachment; Of ne sun
Of Peter Conrad, against the estate OF Matthew .
Tsmed courtpov pending: and that unless said de-
fendant shall appear, give bal! and plead within TIE
time limited for his appearance IN such Gaze, 10
Wit: on or before the third day Of The september
In aid comfy on the the ttfd Monday Of Seplem'
her. issl. Judgment will be entered aud tie estate
~ - JOHN A. REEVE.
C.e'k OF sa!d Court.
Cairo, H.. AGgpsi 2tth, $50
Green i Gilbert. AtSs.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

EVEN Col. Bob Ingersoll, who is inclined
to be grossly vituperative when speaking of
Democrats, has not q word to say against
Hancock. When asked in Boston how he
liked him, he said, "I'll tell you, if you
want to know, shall never say word
against any man who barred his breast to
save our country, or fought to save our
flag
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

All Hancock and English campaign clubs and
other organizations which support the Democratic
candidates, are requested to send to W u. Barnum,
chairman national Democratic committee, l3e Fifth
avenue, New York
ist. The name and location Of their organza.
ton.
rolled
3d The names Of officers.
ath Accounts of meetings held.
5tb. Report, every week during the campaign,
of the number and Increase OF membership, with
the condition and prospects OF the canvass.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
T EGAL NOTICE.

State Of Illinois Alexander Couny-ss,
In the circul. court Of Alexander county sep
TENDER term, $50 ,,- :, ".
Via in her own right and as eXecuIrix Of VIM. H.
Morris. deceased: Carrie W Morris, FredcricS ;.
Morris, Charles II Morris and Marguerite Z. MOT
ris Bill 10 foreclose mortgage 81.
Notice is hereby given Of the pcIdeney OF the
above su, and that the time aud place OF hcretnrh
ofsummons in the case the fret tsy oi the next
term Of said court, TO be holden al the court housg
In the City Of Cairo IL said County on Ine tnIfu
'''"~"' " Clerk Of sid Court.
Cairo. Ils August 10Th, lssl.
Green & Gilbert, solicitors ioE complainant.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

THREE state elections will be held dur
ing the month of September. Arkansas
will elect state officers Monday, September
9th, and vote upon proposed amendment
to the constitution OF the state forbldlng
the imposition of any tax or the making OF
any appropriations to pay the state rail-
road and levee bonds and the bonds issued
in settlement of the Holford claim, Maine
will elect governor, and representative in
congress and Legislature, Monday, Septem-
Der 18th, and vote upon proposed amend
ment to the state constitution providing
that plurality vote shall elect the gov
ernor, instead of majority vote as now
The Legislature will choose United States
senator. Vermont will elect state officers,
and representatives in congress and legis-
lature, on Tuesday, September eth. The
legislature will elect United States SEN
ator.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
A GIFT-DECLINED.

Appletons Readers were declined as
gift by the St. Louis board August 24'
1880, by the decisive vote of seventeen to
seven. Thus omphatically were these
books refused as gift in the home of their
author.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
Cairo. H., Aug 30, 1850.
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, +. Marion Lawrence and Eyaline Law
renee his wife did, by their deed o. trust bearing
date June 81, \. D. 1917, and recorded In the re-
corders Office of Alexander county Illinois. Juiyl,
A. D 1879 in Book 20" ofTrust Deeds on page 945,
convey 10 the undersigned trustee, the following
real estate situate In county Of Alexander and state
OF illinois, to.wit The southeast quarter OF we
northwest quarter and the northeast quarter o. tne
southwest quarter, all Of section thirtyloul ~
township fourteen (li), range two g! west OF thlfd
principal meridian, IN trust 10 secure the payment
Of certain promissory note in said deed Of trust
described; and whereas, deiaplt mas peeh luauc ~
HE naymeut of said note. which said note remains
long since past due aud unpaid Now therefore
on application of the legal holder OF said nole no
lice Is hereby given, that the undersigned trustee
will on MONDAY THE 2,TH DAY oy sEfTENBER, A
D, 1880, at the door Of the eoGrt house ID said AZ
5o'clock n m OF said day. offer for sale and sell
Al public auction 10 the highest bidder for cash me
above described real estate 10 pay and SATISFY we
amount Of principal and lntITgs On eHe upon sa'o
note. WILLIAM III LE->' 4'"''N''
CAIRO, Ill, August ~, Isl,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

A pMINIsTRAToRs SALE OF REAL Es-

"A TATE.
Public notice is'hereby given that by virtue of a
Judgment and order of the county court OF Alexan'
der county Illinois, made and entered al the June
term thereof, a. ID. 1850, IN cause wherein Eliza
j. Twente administrators Of the estate OF Alexander
,Twente deceased, was plaintiff and Ida {. Twenle,
Amos A. Twentc. Asa d. Twentc, Artur Twente,
Ezra j. Twente, John II, Clark, Franklin Hit and
william Tolbert, were defendants, for the sae OF
real estate to pay the debts of the said Alexander
Twente, deceased, !, the undersigned, admins
:ratrix as aforesaid will on Wednesday
the 29th day of September, 1850, at eleven
o'clock o. M, at the front door OF the court
house in Cairo IN said Alexander county, pro
coed 10 eel at public sale, TO the highest BIDDER
the following described real estate free and clear
ofthe dover OF the undersigned as widow ofthe
said deceased. namely;
The undivided fye.six,hs go of the southeast
quarter Of the northwest quarter and Of the south
west quarter of the northwest quarter, OF sectloh
twenty-five (2S) In township fifteen, south range
No. three (3l west Of the third principal meridian
in said Alexander county for the purpose OF pay
ing the debts Of said estate,
Theterms of sale are onehalf cash down. ana
the balance IN one year with note, and also mort,
gage on the real estate sold 10 secure the deferred
payment; said note 10 bear Interest ~ me rate OF
Fix per cent ELIZA d. Nv bNI -;
f'oiro III Auy IN 1SS1
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

How TO GET K-Expose yourself day
and night, eat too much without exercise;
work too hard without rest doctor all the
time: take all the vile nostrums advertised /;
and then you will want to know
How TO GET WRLL.-Which is answered
in three words-Take Hop Bitters! See
other column. -EXpress.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
yirst insertion per square ....'.'''''''''''''s 50
subscription r. a tes:

This paper may be found on file Of Geo ~ =
pawel, 4 Cos Newspaper Advertising Bureau SIo
spruce ST., where advertising CONTRACTS may "
mace for il in NEW YORK,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

1.-The Equitable Life has paid since its organ
ization to January lst, 1880, 81 ,SS2, 1876, and
closed its books upon that date without con-
tested or past due claim"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

.TnE right of Trial by Jury, the Habeas Corpus
the Liberty of the Press, the Freedom OF speech,
the National Rights Of Persons and the Rights OF
Properly must be preserved - Extract irom Gen
Hspcock's letter upon taking charge OF the Louis
ians department
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

TOR SHERIFF--We are authorized to announce
Il that Mr. JOHN HODGES will be candidate
for re- election 10 the office Of Sheriff OF Alexandra
county M the next November election, subject
only 10 the vote ofthe people at the polls
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

By the late report Of the Insurance Commissioner for the
states of Massachusetts and New York the Equitable Life
Assurance Society shows the following strong points:
FIRSTThe Equitable has larger ratio of assets to liza
lilities than any Of the leading companies.
SECONDThe Equitable saved more of its income last year
than any other company
Equitables death rate less last year than
any other of the leading companies
F0URTHThe Equitable realizes higher rate of rent,
interest, On real estate than any other company.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

n n 10 a week In your own town, 81 ouiht nee. NO
NOOrisk Render, If you want business ~
W. (which persons of either sex can make great
my all the time they work, write for particulars 70
II. UALLETT Il CO., Portland.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
Assets, $38,OOO,OOO.
Surplus, $7,5OO,O0O.

The Popularity of the Equitable Life Assurance Society,"
indicated by the fact that for Eleven years its average
nual New Business has been larger than that OF any other
Company in the world is due in great measure to its we'll
known prompnes in the payment of Death Claims, ndits
rule never to take advantage of teclnicaes where an
equitable claim exists.
Asa GUARANTEE of this, and to cOunelact the PERM
cious influence of technical policy adhered to by many
companies the Equitable makes ALL ITS POLICIES old and
new. throughout the United States.
ABSOLUTELY INCONTESTABLE
After the policy has been in force for three years
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

CIRCUIT CLERK. We are authorized 10 an
" nounee that ALEX II. IRWIN will be a cahal
date at the ensuing November election Tor 'hc
once Of circuit clerk In Alexander county.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01

The Equitable Life Assurance Society the first to in
trOduce the
TONTINE SAVINGS FUND POLICY.
And thereby to popuarze life nsulace to degree before
unknown
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-09-01
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

COUNTY Attorney hereby announce my
u self ~ a candidate at the ensuing November
election. for the office Of County Auorn'y iqr the
county OF Alexander, Illinois. ANGUS LIEN
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
Perseverance VIII Tell

Stoughton, Mass, March 16th 1880.
II. j. Kendall Il Co., Gents lin Justice to you
and myself j think ought to let you know that
have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken
dalls SPAWN Cure" one very large one; don't
know how long the SPAWN had been there.
have owned the horse eight months. 1t took me
four months to take the large one Off, and two
months for the small one 1 have used 10 bottles.
The horse is entirely WELL not at all stiff, aud no
medicine 1t is a new thing here, but II 1t does
for all what 1t has done for me its sale will be very
great. Respectfully yours,
CHAS. L. PARKER.
Is sure In effects, mild in its action as Ii does
not blister, and yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or any other enlargement, IL used
for several days, such spavins, splints, curbs,
call0us, spralns, swellings, any lamene5s and all
enlargements OF the joints or limbs, or rfeuma-
tism In man and for any purpose for which lin
iment for man or beast. 1t Is now known to be
the best linlment for man ever used, acting mild
and yet certain in its effects. 1t is used full
strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the
year.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think gives positive proof of its virtues No
remedy has ever met with such unqualified snc-
Price ST. per BOTTLE Six bottles for S5 All Drug
glsts have 1t can get 1t for you or 1t will be sent
to any address on receipt OF price bv the prOpri-
etors. DIR. B. j. KENDALL Il CO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendals SPAWN Cure Is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and large number
OF prominent retail druggists.
AS- L. MORTIMER, New Bloomfield, agent for
Perry Co., Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

ggTJust before visiting the menagerie,
Johnnie had passage at arms with the
young aunt who assisted at his toilet,
and with whom he flew into a rage
Arrived at the menagerie, Johnnie was
immensely interested by foreign an
imal with long 1.-the body. "What ami
NAL Is that mamma g'' he asked. lit is
called the anteater, my son." After
long silence" Mamma can't we bring
Aunt Mary here, some day ?"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

GgA Syracuse man came home from
fishing the other day, and meeting a
friend asked him in the house to see the
fish. Said he: Z" Come in, come in, and
I'll show you two of the largest and
finest speckled beauties you ever saw"
When they got into the house the friend
was introduced to the fisherman's two
freckled daughters.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
Nj O II Il a U'S
Medicated extract of
MALT AND BEEF.

CURES Consumption, Diabetes, Brghts Disease
Epilepsy iSt Vitus's Dance, ScrOfua IL destruc.
ton is not carried too far, and builds up constitu
Take 1t and add your testimonial to the thousands
already. obtained, For sale by all druggists
Price, Sl.0U
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

M-At down-east revival an old lady
prayed fervently for the young lambs
of the flock" Another lady asked,
Wouldn't 1t be well to include the old
ewes A litter pervaded the meeting.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

a." Your visits remind me of the
growth of a successful newspaper" said
Uncle Jabez, leaning his chin ON his cane,
and glancing at William Henry, who
was sweet ON Angelica. Why sol"
inquired William Henry. Well they
commenced on a weekly, grew to be
tri-weekly, and have now become daily
with Sunday supplement.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

ID n. II. Q. LUX -
GERMAN ANTTBILIOUS POWDER
is a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace
Biliousness Habitual Constipation. Piles, Palpi
tatiOn OF the Heat Impurities OF the Blood, as
Pimples. Dingy Skin, DrOwsiness, &c. 1t is mild
purgative and adapted to the most delicate con.
sttutions For sale by all druggists. Price so cts
M o n II A US
MALT FARINA.
The best food for infants and the most nutri.
ti0us diet for invallds. Contains all the muscle
and bone making elements OF wheat, barley and
beef. Never deranges the stomach is easily di.
gested and does not change in any climate For
sale by all druggists. Price, so cents.
DR. e. @. LUKS' German Soothing Remedy.
perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of
pleasant taste for all painful affections of infants
and children proceeding and accompanying the
process Of dentition. Do not let your darlings
suffer but procure bottle at once. For sale by
all druggists, Price, 25cts May rs, $50, 1y.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
Professional Cards.

TOHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attorney. at Law,
81 and District Attorney
New Bloomfield, Perry Cor Pa
So -0nice over Mortmers new store. All legal
business promptly and carefully transacted.
May 4, 1880.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

The following amusing examination
recently occurred in q courtroom In one
of the Blue grass counties of Kentucky
General H., prominent lawyer Of that
region, was defending prisoner charged
with horse stealing, and the witness
was swearing as to the identity of the
stolen horse. General H., " How do
you know that this is the same horseY"
Witness (hesitatingly): s.Well, just
know it is"
"Well, how 7"
81 can't tell exactly how, but l know
1t as well as L know you, General H."
"Well how do you know that am
General H.Y"
"Because just before dinner 1 heard
Mr.. G. say: General H., let's go and take
drink and you went" The identity
was satisfactory to the Blue Grass jury.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
From Rev. N. p. Granger,

THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER
discovered, as 1t Is certain In Its effects and does
not blister. Read Proof Below
From Rev. N. p. Granger,
Presiding Elder OF the st. Albans District.
st. Albans, VT. Jan. goth, 1880.
DIR. j. B. KENDALL " co, Gents. : In reply
TO your letter will say that my experiences with
Kendall's SPAWN Cure has been very satisfactory
indeed. Three or four ears ago procured bot.
tie OF your agent. and with lt, cured horse OF
lameDess caused by SPAWN Last season my
horse became very lame and turned him out for
a few. weeks when he became better, but when
covered that ring bone was forming, procured
a bottle OF Kendall's Spavln Cure, and with less
than bottle cured him so that he Is not lame,
neither can the bunch be found.
Respectfully yours,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

The boy stood in the melon.p patch,
When all but him had fled,
And visions OF royal feast
Went dancing through his head.
But the farmer and the bulldog came,
And the boy, Oh where is her
Go ask the doctorman who patched
His sore an.at 0.meei
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

gB- Yesterday Sill Hooley stopped in
front of fruit stand on Galveston av-
enue, and picking out several peaches,
squeezed them until the stuffing came
out of them, trying to find out if they
were ripe, and then put them back
"Look here; can't sell them peaches
after you have squeezed Them" 6 You
didn't sell 'em before squeezed 'em,
did you ?'' "No but" "Well If
you don't sell 'em after I've squeezed
'em, you amt any worse off than you
were before. You must learn to reason
man before you talk"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
LYDIA e. PINKHANH'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
The Positive Cure
For all Female Complaints,

EOr all Ecmale complaints.
This preparation, its name signifies, consists Of
Vegetable Properties that harmless to the del
cate invalid Upon one trial the merits of this Com
pound will be recognized relief is immediate and
when its useis continued In ninety in hun
dred apermanent cureis effected thousands will tes
tfy On account Of its proven merits it is todayre-
commended and prescribed by the best physicians in
the country.
IL viii cure entirely tho worst form of falling
of the uterus Leucorrhosa, irregular and painful
Mensruation all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
Ulceraton Floodings all pisplacements and the con-
sequent spinal weakness and Is especially adapted to
the Change of Life 1t will dissolve and expel tumors
from the uteusinan early stage OF development The
tendency to cancerous humors there checked very
speedily by its use
In fact 1t has proved to be the great
est and best romedy that has ever been discover
ed permeates every portion OF the system and gives
new life and vigor ltremoves faintness hatuency de-
stroys all craving for snlants and relieves weakness
of the stomach
Itc Bloating, Headaches Nervous rrostration,
General Debility, sleepessness, Depression and Ind
geston That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain
weight and backache is always permanently cured b.
itsu 1t wiiint all times andundernn circumstan
ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the
femalesystem
For Kidney Complaints of either this compound
Is unsurpassed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Isprepared at eS and 2s5 Western Avenue Lynn Mnss
Price s1oo Six bottles for $500 Sent by mail in the
form Of pills. also In the form fLozenges on receipt
of price, e10o per box, for either. Mrs. PINKHAM
freely all letters of inquiry. Send for pam
phlet- Address as above Mention this paper.
No family should be without LYDIA T. PINKHAM
LIVER PILLS. They cure Constipation Riliousnesa
AndTorpidity Of the Liver. 25 cents per box
ns- GEO. A. KELLY& CO.. General Agents
Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strick
Ter. New Blormteld, Pa 27Hly
TlSTATE NOTICE. - Noticeis hereby Civ
IA en- that Letters OF Administration on the
estate OF Andrew j. Burd. OF Buffalo township
John Potter OF said township.
All personsindebted to said estate are requested
90 make Immediate payment, and those having
claims against said estate will present them dull
authenticated for settlement to Tl
JOHN POTTER,
Lewis POTTER. atty. 10 81.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14
MEMS WEAR is$; sas s$s ;s III S;s: !:

s%Rs MnRS,Mssp tAs splendid assortment for sale By
price.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

eYA colored man was busily engaged
in saving some wood for Galveston
gentleman. The man and brother"
had large Masonic breastpin on his
shirt bosom.
4" Do you colored Masons and white
Masons affiliate 2"
"Don't fillyate wuff cuss."
"What's the matter ?"
"Donno, boss, but Use tried it. Oar
is barkeeper in dis town what toted
dis heah berry same emblem. ! was in
distress hadn't a dram all dat morning.
cum in and gabe de distress signal"
Ibid he respond 7"
"He didn't respond right. He made
a motion at the door with one hand and
reached under the bar. l made the
sign once noah and he fetched me be-
tween the shoulders wild de bung starter,
jest as was gettin' out de doah.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-09-14

BTThe Rev. Daniel w. Poor, d. d.,
is known among his clerical associates
as an inveterate punster. On one occa-
sion, after preaching glowing sermon,
he was met, as he descended from the
pulpit, by a gentleman who commenced
a somewhat fulsome laudation of the
discourse. An intimate friend of the
doctor tapped him on the shoulder, with
the remark, DR.. Poor, can you stand
SO much soft-soap as that ?'
Why, yes, if there is not to much
lye in it," was the quick response.
On another occasion, being at bridal
reception of couple of the name of
Moore, he, in saluting the bride, remark
ed " Madam, you are one of the few
who can say, The More want, the
More L have.