The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-08-20
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Two velocipedists beat railroad train
near Havre, France, in 10 mile race.
A TREE in New Mexico fell the other
day upon Matthew Lynch, and thought he
was worth 81, OOO, 600, killed him.
IT costs the Queen of England $40. OOc
aIyear torids between England and Scot
land. - Il .......,.s.
A RussIAN. teacher committed suicide
by jumping off a precipice into q river on
horseback. n sIi9H ~
THERE is not much difference, says an
exchange, between grass widow and q
grasshopper. Either viii jump at the
first chance. rs
ALTHOUGH paper collars have to great
extent gone out of use within the last ten
years, 200, 0OO, 600 of them are now man
ufaetured annually. 4f efsl
THERE is said to be cabinet-maker in
Paris who fires small shot into his cabi-
nets TO give them an appearance Of
worm-eaten antiquity. 0-sIt r9
In the London geological society's col
lection there is black haired spider
which can stretch itself II several inches
in length, and eats MICE. 500 ~ 83G
Or the bishops, judges and other offic-
ial personages who took part in the cere-
mony of Queen Victoria's coronation
forty-two years ago, all are now dead. ''ls
LYDIA THOMPSON says that the costume
worn by an English lady at ball would
produce hiss if worn on the variety
stage. But then English ladies don't
kick up their heels. 4udsH 4
KANSAS girls walk seven miles bare
footed to trade dozen eggs at a country
store for "a spool of thread. Nothing
stuck up about girls who are. cut out for
Nc. wives.
A STATEMENT was fled recently OF cor
poration with thename: Hall s Air Blast,
Dry-Placer and Pulver;zed Quartz, Gold
sad Silver Extracting and Amalgamat-
ing Machine Company" 4H ;
i. A cat at Wappinger's Falls, Duchess
County, n, Y, reycntly gave birth to
five living kittens that were Joined to-
gether by hgament after the fashion Of
the Simese twins. The kittens were
drowned.
q FROM the fact that the lower animals
arTiveat maturity much earlier than man,
and the inferior races of men develops
more rapidly than the superior, French
biologist infers that precocity indicates a
low order of development. aeii'A iilf !
He was d little verdant, or he never
would haveisaid: Perhaps we had bet
ter walk on till we come to asettee where
we can sit together" ooh! no." she re-
piled sweetly;; you sit down in the chair
and will be the settee.p 7riiW u j Hs
AREsPEoTED woman at Lafayette, Ind,
has never been legally married to the
man whom she regards as her, husband,
This is her way Of keeping the property
which, by the terms of her first hus-
bands will, she would lose by marrying
again, o.....q a,;,.,s.- ..,,t.u q y i
AYoUNa man in Dubuque, Iowa, has
become partially deranged over mus
itache which refuses to sprout He was
formerly happy and good tempered. He
is now morose, Respondent, and melan-
.choly. One day he visited prominent
drug store and purchased all the the diff
ferent hair restoratives tolbe had. After
completing the rounds he, carried the bot
ties to his room and put them aside for
future use. When he left the room his
sister found over a hundred bottles in the
bed tick, and all were warranted to cause
hair to grow on the smoothest skin. pc
r A NATURAL ice house is one of the cur
iosities Of northern New Jersey. It lies
behind Blue Mountain. The ice gorge
is several hundred yards in extent, ten to
thirty feet deep, with caves and clefts in
the rocks, where the ice lies. The shade
at the gorge is very dense, the sun APP
parently never penetrating it. The bot
tom of the gorge and the little caves and
crevices are filed with ice. The Their
,mometer which registered the nineties in
Newton, marked thirty eight degrees at
the bottom of this gorge, Anew feet from
one end Of d spring the most delicious
sparkling water bubbles up. a The water
in this spring stands at thirty-four
degrees.
THERE is wide difference Of opinion as
to the number of apples eaten by Adam
in. the Garden of Eden. Some say Eve
(ate), and Adam 2 (two); total, 10; others,
Eve and Adam 8, total Is; others say if
Eve 8 and Adam 8 2, the total is 80; but
if Eve l and Adam s 2, the total is 1853;
if Eve l and Adam 8 1 2, the total is
1893; if Eve ate II LIST cate one first) and
Adam liz, the the total is i 1923; if Eve
8 ! a Adam, and Adam 8 "a Eve the
total is 1898; if Eve 8 IA Adam. and Adj
am 8 l "a 2 oblige Eve, the total is
81, 056j Still wrong. Eve when she's 1
8 1 2 many, and probably felt sorry for
it; SO Adam, in order to relieve her grief,
l812. Therefore, if Adam 8 81-42 4Ofy
Ewes depressed spirits, they both 81, 1896,
1854 apples. Christian at Work. !.
.Sests sT7 ,iltaI.kLl IS 80 -!''li =
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