The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-11-27

A COMPANY OF bright young women |
occupying = cottage at tho shore have
posted in = conspicuous place In their
dlning-room u note like the following:
''We do not wish to entertain angels
and In order that there may
be no mistake In Identity, sll visitors
are expected to bring something with
them to contribute to the lardsr." 1t
nothing 10 brought down by visiting
friends there is generally something
comes by express very soon after tho
visit.
Guilty OF Wrong.
Some people have a fashion OF con-
fusing excellent remedies with the
large mass of "patent Medicines" and
in this they are guilty OF a wrong.
There are some advertised remedies
fully worth all that g asked for them,
and ono at least we know of-Hop
Bitters. The writer HIS had occasion
to use the Bitters IN just such a climate
rs we have most OF the year In Bay
Citv. and has always found them to be
tirsl-class and reliable, doing all that
Is claimed for them.-Iudune.
time is near at hand when race Of
honey-bees Will be introduced to the
American people who have no stingers.
But the American people who have no
st,ngers--who and where are they
Or, rather, who and where are the
American people who have no singers
Perhaps the American people who have
no stinger will object to making the
acquaintance Of new race OF honey
bees.
IT seems almost incredible that the
elephant has 10000 muscles in his
trunk; but after a man has experienced
an elephants gentle twist about his sys-
TEN and been thrown the whole length
OF tho menagarie tent, through the
will be willing to take his oath that
there ere at least million and a halt
muscles in tLat Interesting animal'a
front tail.
"THE rent OF this house Is only
twenty dollars Il month";" said Kan
eas City landlord.
"And wc pay for tho water: think
1t quite high"
.:Ah, but you don't SEQ half Of the
advantages. You can get at your
neighbours wood pile through this hole
in the fence"
Bargain closed on the spot.
A YOUNG man, tho other day, who
belieyed IN such things, went TO for
tuno-teller. "I," said he, Gam madly
In love, but have a rival; unvel the
lne monte. rfp.x Tie Tne DC Young Mls0~ nam IN wen
stralghtway and It's evory inducman
TO make the fair one marry Ills rival
| PHILADELPHIA husbands have in
duoed local paper to state that 18th
tho last thing to explode was miliner'
| window. Two ladies who were lookin
at the new styles we're seriously In
jured." But it womb work, gentle
men. What is danger to woman com
pared to tho sight OF = new bonnetr
"TuERE," said Jones, triumphant
holding up his egg at the breakfai
table, II was always told 1 wante
chic, and now I've got It," A smi
perambulated the table, as a matter
course, and tho young man who
studying French laughed immoderat,
! ly after the joke had been thorough
explained to him.
: "lN the hour Of danger woma
thinks least Of herself" said Nine. d
Stael. True! When the thund
roars and the vivid lightning fashe
and the big drops come down, the w
man who ia caught out in the stor
devotes her agony to the thought tn
her hat and dress will be ruined.
n |
= a CLUB in South Carolina recent
t expelled Two of Its members for ngh
;, Ing duel. The club says there is
d harm in fighting a duel, bnt VIII
), neither party receives a scratch 1t
y perfectly disgraceful, and the reput
ton Of the organization must be pr
8 served.
Q A MINSTREL troupe with six "el
Il men" appeared in y neighborlng tow
= few nights ago. Aftor the perforl
q ance tho entire company were "en'
II men--at the end Of their purse, and
o their Wits end how to get out OF to'
without paying their bills.
- with all The competition In so'
,f Dobbins' Electric 90 y, (mnde
~ Cragin & Co., Philadelphia Pa.,)
n first in popularity, because 1t is pu1
II uniform and honest. Have your Al
y, Ger got it and then try 1t at once.
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WHEN q man comes limping Into
J. place of businesalaLe In the morniI
and nroonnts fhn yanprnl 4nne0rln(