, 1880-12-26

does not stare back how Is she to know
whether the man has stopped staring or not?
Put your homes In order for New Years
day By f1TntaTs ~ aFo tae
One Of the discoveries made by the latest
Arctic explorers is that the length OF the
pG.c piace that would be,'' said Brown, Tin which
to tell a man with bill to call around the
day after tomorrow and get his money"
Henriot 6 Co. g Rheims Dry sillery Cham
payne IS acceptable to al tastes a. and popular
everywhere. Pardee, ST and S. Madison
street, is sole agent for it
4 club Of London bachelors has been es-
tabltshed at Albert terrace, ,.kniehtsbridge,
which can invite women to dinner, but any
member who succumbs to the attractions and
marries must pay fine OF Sl25.
The eyer-Dopular furniture establishment
of ]. A. Colby 4; Co., 217 and 3l9 State street,
report enormous holiday sales
A close student OF human nature says that
"when you see a young man and woman
walking down the street leaning against each
other like pair OF badly-matched oxen, 1t Is
a pretty good sign that they are bent On COLI
solidatlon."
For toilets for New-Year's Day the Bern
at Burnham's Music-Hall Hair Store
a cartoon in lie Chdrivart represents the
Sultan sitting on the DuIcfgno shore fishing
dI1N Sh$ l4&1s Will AO1ClCAC0 W k4o ACCt VI tAAN
combined Powers: ut ought to go away; 1t
scares the fish,"
A good time to enter the r. B. Bryant Chi
cago Business College, is Jan. 8, the conl-
mencement Of their winter season.
The papers notice the birth Of q daughter
Of Japanese merchant In New York. Gan
any one tell u9 the color OF the baby-if it
follows that OF its parents?
Yes; 1t Is little yeller.
Henriot& Co.'s Rheims Souverain extra dry,
champagne Is the latest sensation among the
club men of America Pardee, 81 and Sc
Madison street, Is sole agent for it.
The Darling" lpatt<ented), the pretttiiest
Sapphire and diamond engagement rings
are as fashionable as those set with a single
diamond.
Fetherly's complexion powder In white,
tinted, and brunette shades is sold by all
leading druggists, and at ts9 Wabash av.
slow do look, Doctor?" asked a painted
young lady Of the family physician. I
face,'' was the cutting reply.
Remember distant friends with Love
joys beautiful Chicago views, IS State st.
A philosopher seeing milk1nan sailing his
cows, concluded that the object was to make
them drink more water.
China for New Years at half price, closing
out Gay. q Washington street.
O1 SUl1ulEE EEoUIL5 AiN AtEEAu4
preparing for next season. One is having
built an old-fashioned set of furniture that
Washington once used, another Is blasting
out cave that will be occupied by hermit
as soon rs warm weather comes, and third
is having medicinal we'll dug. Summer re-
sorts are to be both romantic and healthy
next year.
Little Jimmy is laid up with the measles,
and suffers great deal, but, when he was
asked how he liked the measles, he bright
ened up and exclaimed: 1.-THE doctor says
can't go to school for week. That's howl
like it"
The Elite Reversed Directory, the address
es Of 1000 families; a large amount Of Salu-
able information. At book stores and news
depots. Il. L. Pierce & Co., Publishers, 1l6
Dearborn street.
'sBridget, this dust upon the furniture is
intolerable. What shall do?" DO Us I
do, marn,-pay no attention to it.''
A Merry Christmas it was at the Gardner
House. Mr.. Crawford, with his usual good
taste, served very excellent dinner. The
guests and many of their friends partook Of
the delicious viands In an appreciatiye man
ner. The menu was work OF art in itself.
Toune clergyman at clerical .ueetfng:
- merely throw ont the fdea." Old mini
lister: "We1I think that is the best thing
you can do with it,
The Roller Skating Rink, corner Michigan
and Congress- is visited day and evening by
many Of the elite OF the city.