The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-05-14

The mathematician who wished to Dor
row some cash wrote. al will ! Q ask fol
q 4."-Steubenps!ls Herald.
-"'Tis not the whole Of life to live. mol
all Of death to die"; tits raising cash tt
pay our bills that worries you and I.
The clothing man who put 1t of
Lost money on his collars,
But he who advertised In time
Made $4,000.
Peter Cooper is now 80 years old. He
is u short, little man with long locks ol
silver white hair, hooked nose and blue
eyes.
Chicago shippers are informed that the
Canadian Government has removed che
embargo against cattle shipped through to
Canada.
The beauty of the Episcopal Church
service lies IN the fact that man can con.
fess himself q miserable sinner without
feeling lonesome.
The idea that gunpowder and whisky
will make soldier feel brave 10 oil non-
sense. Put him behind stone wall II you
want to see his spine stiffen.
Sand paper is made by coating . good
quality of manila paper with thin glue then
dustirg over it quantity Of finely pulver-
lied glass or sand.
Statistics prove that man who is
knocked about in the world lives longer
than one whose life 10 ono of ease and oom-
fort, and IL is somewhat singular that they
prove that married men live longer than
unmarried men.
1t Is pleasant to learn that the King
Of Siam who will shortly visit America il
the First King and not the second. The
people of this country don't want any worn
out potentates rung in on them as first
class monarchs. #s
During the year 1879 there were 53,-
600 tons OF steel rails laid On the Pennsyl-
vania railroad and its leased lines. The
company intends to expend upon construc-
tion, equipment and real estate during 1880
the sum OF "a, 500, 600.
A contemporary suggests that the man
who wishes TO break of the habit Of smok-
ing should postpone tine lighting of bis first
cigar five minutes each day. Iu this way the
hour for beginning TO smoke will be grad
uaily put off until he has gone to bed and
got to sleep.
A Colorado man had his monogram
put on bis cattle brand, and his neighbors
chased him QUO of the country, az they
wouldn't have man around was too high
toned to use such good old marks 40 half
moon or . skull and crossbones for his
brand. =...
-"Ts this my traine" asked traveller
&C the Kansas Pacific depot Of q lounger. "I
don't know, but guess not" was the
doubtful reply. 81 see it's got the name
Of the railroad company on the side, and I
expect it belongs to them. Have you lost
= train anywhere p
Oshkosh, Wis, has the laoest match
factory in the world. 1t cut up 1000. 900
feet Of logs into matches, and used $500.
600 worth OF revenue stamps during 1879
Besides, it manufactured one-f fourth Of all
the merchan work, SASH. blinds and doors
made in tha United States.
Such lies ~ this about the Colorado
mines are too frequently seen in the New
York papers "The owner Of fair mine
offered it for sale to broker at LeadvilIe
for 100000. The broker was busily en-
gaeed in trying to place IL when the ow6er
called on him and begged him to tske no
further trouble, ~ he had sold it the day
before for $4,000 OcO."
"A story ID told OF General Buffers sar-
castle retort npon Massach usetts Judge,
whom be wss teasing for a ruling favora-
BILE to cause be was defending in court.
The Judge got out Of patience ut last, and
somewhat testify exclaimed: "Mr. Butter,
what do you think sit here for?" The
General quietly shrugged his shoulders and
replied "The Court has got me now"
DIR. Octave Pavy. who win accompany
the Howgate Polar expedition N surgeon,
says that the explorers may be absent six
years. A portable house will form part Of
the ships cargo. and this house win b.
erected in Lady franklin Bay, 600 miles
from the North Pole. Well provisioned
and with pleLty Of dogs and sledges the
party win await the favorable moment to
strike out for the objective point
Near Cape Town polyalot innkeeper
has suspended over his door gayly paint
Cd sign DesriDg tho following quaint in
scription !: '.Multum In parvo. pro bono
publico-E -Entertainment for man and besst,
I'll OF row. Locker Kost. ~ much as you
please; Excellent beds without any fisas.
Nos patirsm fugimus--now 10 are hers !;
vivAmus. let ~ live BY selling good beer.
On doune boire et manger ici; Come in
and try IL whoever you be |"
--Spsculator 70 old miser In Lesdville,
hand him bax Of samples "Gold qrartz
or cArbouatssf 7" Tho honest miner turned
1t over In his hand irdidsrsntly, took out
his knife and picked u IL awhile, and thsn
asked, a'Got much or IL Z" "Thousands Of
tons" answered the other sag .rly. .sHow
much do yos snpposs she'll run ~ .'Can't
tell nuthin' witboat n assay" "But you
cAn guess, can't you; you can guess p
ssOh, yss, anybody can guess; but guess
Il lia1,la "a - extrava~nmt N0w ahonid