Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-03-26
ODDS AND ENDS.

OODS N ENDS
flattery is like cologne water, to be shifted at
Nearly 1000 0 persons are employed on British
and Irish railroads.
The Boston Globe remarks that heaven helps
those who help the Irish.
No matter how many shoe buttons a woman
may lose, she always hairpinst to have one.
1t was of a brickmaker the Young lady smoke
when she said: He's too kiln for anything
No Ute Indian is admitted into good society
in his tribe unless he keeps at least eighteen
dogs.
A captain of the Russian army receives six
hundred dollars a year and finds his "
m0uStache. |
i IS said the vassar college girl who caught
cold by drinking water from a damp tumble is
convalescent.
It will take three millions Of dollars to take
the census. and then the people will not know
what to do with 1t. l
eg nsf IN hs q seaf fay; in re gef Sab hsalth Se can ,n Lay e'G 49,
a pity a fly can't be grated on a hen.
,h Somebody sse predicts eaea,. the judgment day in about
the Utica Herald, anything to beat Grant, |
There is a rumor that Senator Blaine has
made S3,0O0.OO0 from q mining investment in
Colorado, effected through ex-senator Chaffee.
Stuart Robson offered a Detroit clergyman,
the other day. 500 il he could name a single
didn't contain a clergyman.
Two Kentucky maidens have opened a black !
smith shop, and it's an interesting, sight to see a
him while putting on his new shoes.
Kate field propo es to organize . cooperative
millinery. establishment in New York, with a
spring bonnets will represent the entire capital.
A gentleman presented a lace collar to the
object Of his alteration, and in y ocular way
said DO not let any one else rumple It" no.
S asa",' sad the lady, u will be eArefnl'0'Aks it
FiftysiX ways Of cooking onions have been
discovered and still 1t is not safe to eat them
as a prelude to an evening OF soul communion
girls: Np'N 49," ." 80"
1t NAV interest American dangers to learn that
the Liverpool lurch'' and the ''BostOn Dip are
no longer the fashion, having been replaced
cuddle."
One of the st. Louis accomplishments is said
to be to ignore the Use of pocket handkerchief.
Your genuine st. Louisian blows his nose in the
air, and dries his fingers ON the trousers Of his
right ley.
Jesse James must begin to feel a trife lone
some. He hasn't been killed or brought to life
by anybody for golng on " weeks. This is not
showing a fertile subject proper attention.
The New York Mail wants to Know if a lady's
hair is something to adore when 1t Is banged.
We should answer IN the affirmative. A lady's
door, banged or unbanged.
Annette wishes to know how an earthquake
feels Lethel start a paper and write up several
prominent, muscular citizens; in free lance style.
and she will have as thorough demonstration as
can be given OF the matter.
A member of a school board not a thousand
miles from Boston visited a school under his
jurisdiction when asked to make some lemarks
well, but you haint sOt STILL"
An EN- brace is a useful thing in a printing
Office. and we have heard the boys say that
made a verb. it Is not so bad, even outside the
sanctuh walls of print shop.
An exchange says Titles Living Age has a
paper on Adam and Eve This must have
been after tar the Re pair ,hr,r had do the d dlrSua a with tine the
did not have much of anything on to speak of.
How much are these goods a yard?' said a
gentleman in a d.y goods store the other day; as
silk. Good gracious ~ cried the Mortified clerk
"that isn't for sale! That's the end Of y lady's
train! She's just gone up to the third story in
the elevator.
of its head ought to be- was rece lilly born in
Ohio. Thus is another long felt want supplied.
4 race OF women with eyes 50 arranged ina,
they can see. without turning the head. what the
woman who has just passed has on, has long been
needed in this country.
a son OF the Emerald Isle, meeting a country.
man whose face was not perfectly remembered
after %saluting him most cordially, inquired hi
.-Waish,'' responded Paddy" are YOU from
Dublin? know two old maids of that name
Was either of thin yer mother?"
.Ilow came these holes in yonr elbowso?' sail
the Widow Smith to the irrepressinle small boy
"Oh, mother. hid behind The sofa when littl
JACK i hor assn was y; ,s SAYING I'm; to to gu our ,S julie that At n sa,
he didn' know I was there, and so I held in an,
laughed in my sleeves till l bust 'em."
Tuscan straw promises to be the favorite i
bonnets. Bonnet ornaments are beautiful an
odd nrva rnl6 .hoo6oN Oo11S ocrow. hooH;
ed in culors like handsome dress buttons, al
shown. Much lace will be used, the SPANS
styles in black and white predominating.
The Princess Louise belts are Of white morot
co, wide enough to require three straps an
buckles to fasten them. With the belt Is worn
square bag Of white leather for purse and hant
on the belt of white webbing. which by the va
are now embroidered for portfolio straps orb
pulls. M =
Y. Just three weeks before the boy was born, Il
= pale. fond m 'tller, all trembling with deligl
= went down into the main street Of the city. ne
which she lived. and she bought for him an q
paints, a book of poetry, a cat with six kittens
. wax man with a bari organ and q monkey. an
taking them before his father she said mo
= darling, there is something that Will amuse v
u nights.
\ The glorious Il of July falls on Sunday Il
y year. Among the holidays and other importt
s. !, to pa %sfrHiGi'e d ass E&S' sanssSa Sue %afsS 'q
Palm Sunday. March 81 Good Friday. Ma!
%; Easter Sunday. March 30; Rogation Sumo
l MAY IL Trinity SUNDAY, May 3; necorat
day. Sunday. Nav so; Thanksgiving day in !
vember So Christmas, Saturday, december