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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
81 don't want that Stuff"

Is what Il lady of Boston said to her
husband when he brought home some
medicine to cure her Of sick headaches
and neuralgia which had made her
miserable for fourteen years. At the
first attack thereafter, 1t was adminis-
tered with such good results, that she
continued It's use until cured, and made
SO enthusiastic in Its praise, that she
induced twenty-five Of the best families
in her circle to adopt 1t as their regular
family medicine. That "stuii'' is Hop
BittcrS. S.-Stdnddrd
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
Women Neycr Think.

If the Grabbed old bachelor who ut
tered this sentiment could but witness
the intense thought, deep study and
thorough investigation of women III
determining tho best medicines to kecE
their families we'll, and would note
their sagacity and wisdom In selecting
Hop Bitters rs the best, and demon
strating it by keeping their families In
perpetual health, at a mere nominal
expense, he would be forced to ac-
knowledge that such sentiments are
baseless and false.-PicayuNC.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

SCENE: Augusta's boulder. Lucy
(hoidlng al open letter III her handj.
"Woll, you see, dear, only mot him
at Mount Desert this summer, and VIC
did tlirt desperately; but it's too ab-
surd his writing to mo now and pro-
posing-now isn't it?" Augusta
"Awfully bold, l think; but then it's
just like man. Shall you accept him ?''
Lucy-"Wcll, 1 don't know what to do.
lie don't deserve 1t; but then he's
awfully handsome, and, besides. l
really think I would be Il good wife. l
oan make splendid corn bread "
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

JUDGE S-had a very wild son,
named Bob, who was constantly Oh Il
spree, and, upon being brought up
once before the conrt tor drunkenness,
the Judge cried out, els that our Bob ?"
Clerk: "Ics, sir" Judge: "Fine
the rascal two dollars and costs; I'D
make 1t ten dollars, II l didn't know it
would come out Of my own pocket"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

y GENTLEMAN crossing London
Bridge in Il carriagc at a foot-pacc was
aroused by n tap at the window. The
glass was dim, and, thinking it might
be wayfarcr seeking assistance, or Il
policeman protlcring it, he lowered the
window and put his head ont, where
upon his hat vanished, as, two seconds
later, did the thief-in the fog!
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

THE mother of the late Lord BrOug-
ham had a servant who was specially
unfortunate with crockery, but who at
every misadventure was ready with
the excuse, cit was cracklt before. -
One morning Little Harry, tho future
Lord Chancellor, tumbled down stairs,
and his mother In alarm ran to him,
calling out, ooh boy have you broken
your head?" "Well, mithor," said the
boy, "it was crackit BEFORE"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

AN itlnerant merchant meeting ono
Of his own fraternity the other day,
whose pony might be considered /.
beautiful specimen of an engine skelc-
ton, reconstructed with the owner, and
asked him If he ever fed him. "Ever
fed him, that's good 'un," was the
reply; "hc's got a bushcl and II half Of
oats at home, only he h'aint got any
time to eat 'cm."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
A Really Valuable Little VOlun,c

Worcester g Quarto Dictionary Is the STAN
dard authority OF the majority OF tho scholars
OF America and England, and from it this
abrldgement has boon most carefully com lied.
1t contains besides all illustrated vocabulary
OF over $4,000 words, lists of foreign words
and Phrases, abbreviations, rules for spelling.
numerical tabios, etc. The publishers Will send
This work by mail Oh receipt Of the price, G3
o,,to
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

DoBHINs' Electric Soap, made by
Cragin & Co., Philadclphia,) contains
nothing but the purcst material, and
does the work quickly, but without
lmpairing the finest fabric. Try 1t
without fail.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

BIRDS NEsr.-Boil eggs hard. re-
move shells, surround with force meat, ,
fry or bake them until nicely Drowned
cut IN halves and place in the dish with
gravy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

1t accomplishcs It's object so quickly
and so satisfactorily that its praises are
In the mouth of every mOther.-We
refer to DR.. BULBS Baby Syrup. the re-
medy for children's diseases. Sold for
25 cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

FAMILY GINGERBREAD.-TwO cups OF
melasses, ono cup of boiling water, two
teaspoonfuls Of soda, two-thlrds cup of
butter, two tcaspoonful of glngcr; stir
as thick as will pour.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
A Valuable GIFT Free.

a book on the Liver. it's diseases and their
treatment sent free. Including trostises upon
Liver Complaints. Torpid Liver, Jaundice,
Biiiousncss, Headache. Constipation, Dyspep-
sia, Malaria etc. Address DR.. Sanford 162
broadway, Now York city, N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
81 Am AL pIayCu Outo

is a common complaint If you fool 30 got n
package of Kilney-Wo!t and take it and you
will at once feol is tonic power. 1t renews
the healthy action OF tho kidneys, bowels and
liver, and thus restores tho natural life and
strength to tho weary body
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

A FARMER in Fifeshire had occasion
one day to send his man on some busi-
hess to q neighboring farm. On his
arrival there the good wife, with her
usual hospitality, had him supplied
with substantial repast Of cold bacon
and oatmeal cakes. The bacon beng
more Of a rarity to him than the oat-
meal in any form, he confined his oper-
ations exclusively to It. The good wo-
mcndcd the bread to his notice, when
he replied with great energy, "No,
faith, no, mistress, this Is strong encmcll
without breau.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

Export ienco hats proven that the best
remedy for Collie, DiarrhGa, Tccthing
and other troubles Of infancy Is Dr.,
BULBS Baby Syrup. Price 26 cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

SOFT CooKIEs.-Two cups Of sugar,
two Of butter, one cup Of milk, two
eggs, seeds, half teaspoonful Of soda III
hot water. Stir commonly thick and
pour in tins.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

AN ENORMOUS TRAFFIC.-Ptttsburg
boasts that $40, TAG bottles ofCARnoLINF
haYe been sold within the last six
months. This shows that the great
army Of baldhcads will soon be reduced
to q cOrporal's guard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

JuraE: "Prisoncr, why will you
drink? Now look at me | am 60, and |
never tasted liquor" Prisoner
"lou've lost lots Of fun, then, Judge
sure as you're born"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

Ths Voltaio bolt Co., Marshall, Mich.
Will send their celebra cd Electro Yoltais
Bpoedy ouros guaranteed. Thoy mean what
they say. Write to them without delay.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

JuMRLEs.-Two cups Of huttcr, two
OF sugar, three eggs, hour enough to
roll them out thin: spice to taste
When ready tor the oven sprinkle
over white sugar.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

CHOLERA, and all Bowel Affections, With DR..
Jaynes. .lCarminative BasAm, and you " Ill obtain
speedy relief, and promote q certain cure.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
SOLD By DRUGGISTS;
TO THE PUBLIC

- mere can be no bettor g ,arantee OF the value
niss i IMAM the base and worthlo g limitations n
ana ef PIs ns mere ne are False Re:oIyents, Relies
buy. ""' 40 oh "hat you
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
FEVER AND AGUE.

FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty cents.
There Is not remedial agent In this world that
Will cure Fever and Ague and oil other Malar
fevers lalded by RAbRAY's Pills. SO o" Quickly T
as RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. Fifty cent,
per bottle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

COOP storytel s-Conductors or
elevators.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

AHose anBWerlnK Nh Advertisements oil
confer favor upon the Advertiaer AM, ~ =
truDnsher by DtatinH that they saw tho uSi va r
Usomont IN thte inUrnaI IN SninS iI,n m ma =
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

The bolt Of the boomers was bad TO,
the boom.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
WIT AND HUMOR.

Mr.. GooBER was gentleman who
lived In the Mormon country. He had
but one wife aud never thought OF
taking any more till one day an elder
tackled him and told him solemnly II
was his religious duty to seal unto him.
self few others. Mr.. Goober went
home and sadly informed his wife OF
what the elder had said, and Mrs.
G0Ober said she would have no objec-
tion provided tho elder would oome
round and argue the case with her
piously. Goober told the elder, and
the elder dropped around. He smiled
sweetly as Mrs. Goobor advanced to
meet him. But, alas that smile was
his last-'tor week Or two. The next
thing he was skipping around the room
with his coat slit up the back and his
hat Knocked into pi, while Mrs. Goober
whOoped him up with the broomstlck. (.
lie finally jumped out of window and
escaped with his life, sadder and q
wiser man. The next time he met
Goober he told him he had had a celesti-
al revelation by which he (Goober) was
relieved Of the necessity OF taking any
more wives. The one he had (Mrs.
Goober) would count for almost a thou
sand in the New Jerusalem.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

NEGErlNE is acknowledged by all
classes of people to be the best and most
reliable blood purifier in the world.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05
Railways Regulating Pills.
Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Apertents,
Act Without Pain. Always Reliable
and Natural In their Operation.

VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALoMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with
sweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse ana
RADwAY's Pills, for the cure Of all Disorder,
Q. tho tomaca, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Blad.
yer; Mervoas Diseases Headache. CONSTIPATION,
sst GosCiyeness. Indigestion. Dyspepsia, Bilious.
ness Fever Inflammation OF the Bowels, Piles
ana all arrangements Of the Internal Vtscera
warranted to effect q perfect curA Pureiy
vegetable, containing no mercury. minerals n,
deeterious drugs. -
observe the following symptoms resulting
IRON Diseases OF the Digestive Organs: C0natf
patton. Inward Piles, Fullness OF the Blood in
tieaa, hcldlty OF the Stomach, Nausea, Heart.
Durn, disgust OF Food, Fuliness or Weight in
cae sLonach, Sour Eructations, Sinking or Flut.
set ,ng aC Tue Heart, Choking or Suffering Sen.
Vision. Dots or Webs Before the sight. Fever 4
pun pun pain IN tho Head, Deficiency OF Perspira
lion, felowness or tho Skin and Ewes. PAN IN
the SIDE. Chest. Limbs, and Sudden Flusbes ~
Heat, Burning III the Flesh. -
few doses OF RADwAY's PILLS will free tina
1ysteh from all the aboye-named disorders.
Price. 25 Cents per Box.
We repeat that the reader must consult orr
BOOKS ana papers on the subject OF diseue,a and
'neir cure, among which may be named
"Ealse and True -
s1adway on Erritable Urethra.,
hnu"ny OH SorOfula,1
ana others relating to different classes OF Dis.
eases. o''~'e0' VI Dia'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

IHERE's many grip on the mid
night min,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-05

The application Of the Ready Relief to the
part or parts where the pain or difficulty exsts
will afford ca G ana comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops In half a tumbler OF
water will in a few moments cure Cramp,,
Spasms Sour stomach, Heartburn, Sick Head
ache. Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the
Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travellers should always carry bottle Of Rad
ways Ready Relief with them. A few drops In
water will prevent sickness or palms from
change OF water. It is better than French
brandy or Bitters as o stimulant.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
CuiPPED ACKNOWLEDGES.

Oue Of the indications Of the increase Of
lraac through these Straits which la, Of late
year, taken place Is thu: empty bottle, are
now 70 be found abou; Tie shores OF those
anchoragcs which are used by passing We
sels ~ stopping places for the night and
bottle glass is consequently the material
used 10y the Fuegians Of the present iay, to
the exclusion Of obsidiAn, quartz or Hint.
The following i, the process: 4 fragment
soInev La, approaching to the shape Of the
intended arrowhead l. gul,ped firmly IN the
lei, hand. while in the right hand is held al
old iron nail stuck into short wooden han
die. The fingers Of the closed right hand arc
turned upward, and the point Of the nal IS
directed toward the operators breast. He
then presses with great force the blunt point
Of the nail obli4uely against the edge Of he
piece Of glass, when a thin scale flies OF to-
ward him One side of the edge having
been beyeled in this way, the glass is turned
round, and the opposite edge TAXED off IN
similar manner. Working the edges alter
nately in this way, the glass is readily
brought to the required shape. The fash
Joining of the point is the most difficult part
of the process, the formation of the barbs
being easily effected. have seen native
thus make large arrow head on; of piece
of broken pickle bottle in about half an
hour. The glass in never struck, but is fash
toned entirely by pressure. After little
practics | succeeded in making fair imita-
tons. Lind, moreover, that the iron tool
above mentioned can be dispensed with, and
that the taking MAJ BIZ effected by pressing
with an angular flint or with piece of bone,
which were probably the methods used by
the Fuegians before they possessed any iron
implements.-He Majesty's surveying ship
Alert, Swallow Bay, Straits Of Magellan
Nature.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

A short time ago the people oi quar-
ten. in the canton of 81. Gal. SSitzer-
land. noticed signs Of uncasiness about
tn, Schnebciberg. The summit OF the
mountain appeared TO be in very pre-
carious position, and IL was feared that
it might slip down and overwhe.m the
Schnebelwald, an extensive wood in the
valley below. In anticipation OF
possible catastrophe. great efforts were
made 10 cut down and carry away rs
many trees rs possible. though the men
engaged in tn work wrought NJ the
peril of their lives. On u recent sun.
day, when ioltuna,riy there was nobody
in tie wood, dea!,ning r'port ike The
firing Of heavy artillery. resounddd
trough the Vi. cy. ri the mountain
WAS hidden from vie" by a thick cloud
OF dust. When it dispersed, tie Schneb-
e,herg was seen 10 Je shorter by few
meters. and the beautiful wood in the
Murgthal had ,spDearcd beneath a
huge avalanche of stones and earth
This catastrophe Is supposed 10 have
been the result o! The recent earthquake
shocks.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
HAPPY CHILDREN.
How to Make Them so. Keep Them
in Health and They will Take
Care Of the Rest.

The joy of every well-resulated household
comes chiefly from the children. Thousands Of
fecionaie parents do not take care OF their chill
Jlren. Through ignorance more than through
cuipable neglect they suffer them to fall sick and
Ole, when knowlcdRe might have saved them to
love and home. pr. DAVID Kennedy Hers Ms
"rayorite Remedy" As emphstically medicine
Tor the children-gcntle In lts action, containing
no hars,fl Ingredients WhGferer, gong straight 10
the Blood, which when impure Is the 'est and
source of disease. "Fdrorite Remedy Is The
friend of childhood and should be found in every
nursery in the land. Keep Il in your house Tor
vour childrcn's sake. "a well a. for your own.
Try It and you will be glad you saw this article
Make no mistakes. The melioine is "fdror'fe
Remedy" and the prrprietor's name and address
DIR. David Kennedy. Rondout, New York, One
dollar bottle.
Parties living at a distance (eNcep! IN surgical
cases, by sending statement OF their case can
be treated nj home.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

Certain Dutch naturaiists are testing
the ability OF the domestic cat to act as
postman. Selecting LUX for their head
quarters, they thence 'ispa,ch number
of cats, securely tied up in wooden bags,
TO the neighboring villages. where they
are freed from coniin, ment and turned
loose, with neat packets Of letters firmly
strapped to their backs. At once their
domestic instinc.s come into full play.
and they swiftly Zee homeward with
answering dircc.ncss vi thirty-seven
cats thus constrained to serve their
country not one has hitherto failed to
fulfill its postal function with excellent
puncluality.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

Total decrease from AUGUST
81, 1865, 10 July l. 1870. SOS, SOC, $50 30
From June 80. 1868. 10 March !. loo9.
there was an increase of $40. $40 i9l. Is,
ana from March |, 1869, TO July |, 1869.
there was decrease oil SIS s., O3l'9,
making the actual decrease for the year
Sis oSl ,540l4.
The decrease from July |, 1876, to
January |, ISIS, was $50 400, 1924;
from January l 1873. 10 January !, 1879
SIi7l6 $50 50. from January |, 1879. 10
January /. 1880. Sc 500 1901; from
January l. 1880, TO July l, 1850.
S67, 779, sos 81; making the total reduc-
ton OF the debt from August 81, 1865, 20
July l., 1850, 1851, lo4. s23 50.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

/, designed to meet the wants Of those who
need a medicine TO build them up, give
them an appetite. purify their blood, and
oil up the machinery Of their bodies. No
other article takes hold of the system and
hits exactly the spot like Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla. IL works like magic, reaching every
part Of the human body through the blood,
giving TO all renewed life and energy. 81
a bottle six for 50.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

4 HAPPY CLERGYMAN. Rev. (. +. l.
Gauss. Galena. Ills. II have been great
sufferer from Kidney disease, and after be
ing told by my doctors that | could mo-
get well. commenced the use OF Day.
KiIEeg Pid, which has now completely
cured me. am strong aud again look the
very picture Of health. May all the suffer
lug be helped As have been, i my earnes
wish
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

WORTHLESS STUFF.-Not SO fast my
friend ifyou could see the strong, healthy,
blooming men, women aud children that
have been raised from beds OF sickness,
suffering and almost death, by the use OF
Hop BiIterS. you would say Glorious ana
invaluable remedy" See other column
Philadelphia Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

Two YEARS AGO. was a sight TO be
hold. and was unable TO ENJOY life at all
Now am the picture OF health and can
eat anything. What did IL; Sulphur BIZ
tiers cured me of Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint, after suffering two years.
n. r. Manchester.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
Clear grit. cheap sugar.

WARRANTED. Henry 4 JohRsoR's irRico
and OH LiRiment, Is warranted to please all
who use il.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
Lung and Throat Affections
GRAND TRUNK R. R.
Summer Advancement

summer hFFhnkement.
on and alter june as and until further notice
trains will run as follows:
GoISG WEST.
Express trains for Lewiston will leave Portland
at 90 A. M, II -. 10 and $40 p m. For South
Paris, Norway. Montreal. Chicago and the West
will leave Portland al 9:5 n m. and 10 p. m
Lewiston 81 9 b a. IN and 30 p. m, South Paris
al 10 80 a. IN. aud rs Norway nj 10 10 q. m
and 2is y. IN, and Gorham Al II 80 IN. an
) 10 p. N. The latter train connects % Richmond
for Quebec.
Local Tor South Paris. Norway and Gorham
leaves Portland At 5 80 p m, south Paris AT 81
y. IN.
Mixed for Island Pond leaves Gorham at II Il
q. IN.
GOING EAST.
Express trains for Portland will leave Lewis
ton AZ ~ and II IS 4. IN. and I :35 p. m. For
south Paris, Norway, Lewiston, Portland and
Boston leave Island Pond az ! 20 a. m, Gorham
at 80 u. IN South Paris at II 90 a. M, Norway
az 10 80 a m. For Portland and Boston leave
leland Pond at l. so p. m, GorbAm at 30 p. m,
and south Paris at 4:lu m.
Local for Portland and Lewiston leaves Gorhaul
at 3:t5 a. m, South Paris at rs a.. m, Norway
AT .07 a. m.
Mixed for Portland leaves Gorham at 10 80 =
n. South Paris at 2 90 p. m.
Trains will run hy Portland time.
JOSEPH HICKS0S, General Manager.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

From Weeks & Potter, Wholesale Drug gisiS
and Importers, Boston
Mr.. +. W kINSMAN; We must have
some more .idGmSoR'S BdlSdm, for they do
say that II Is the best thing out. Please
send Us ten gross Immediately by freight.
Yours very respectfully,
WEEKs 4 POTTER.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
Grand aunt ofthe world-Ant-iquity.

DR.. Barter's Mandrake Bitters are purely
yegetable-the product of the hills and val
laVS
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
Blue fishing-when they don't bite.

TuE PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia.
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
any address. Seth W. Fowle & Sons,
ROStOn
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
A ship ruled by women-Courtship.

AN ESTABLISHED REMEpr.-Do'cHs htLr-
ir has been widely known and used as
cough remedy for fifty years. No other
cough medicine has stood the test half this
length OF time. The people stand by that
which is good.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

The success of church choir Is, afteI
all, a matter OF chants.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

Bill, spell cat, rat, hat, with only one
letter for each word" 1t can't be did.
Can't. eh, Just look here 50 cat, so
raf "a - hat
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

An Idaho verdict: we find that the
deceased came TO his death by calling Tom
WatliuSs liar"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

Some women were evidently born to
blush unseen, at least they are never seen
TO blush.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

DR. V. G. is purely vegetable COM
pound, and viii do all Is claimed for 1t.
See other column.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28
anR . s'. s %' si; '',,,
"-fH4Hrffr Oh

Just Published ia q Sealed AHret0De. Price Gear,
Lecture ON the Mature. Treatm.n,..,
Radical cure Of Seminal Weakness or Sn,-1u
torrhGa. Induced by SELF Abuse. Iuvolpnt--.
Emissioi >, lmpoteDcy, Nervous Debility ana H.,
pediments 10 Marriage generally; Conslmn,io
Epilepsy and Fits: Mental and PHYSICAL Ine,n,.a'
Ity, &c.-By ROBERT J, CULvERwEL.I,. NJ
author OF the Green Book" sc. &c.
The world-rcnowncd author. In this admir,hi.
Lecture, clearly pro es, from his own .xDS
rience that the awful consequences Of Self ih9so
may be eGsctually removed without medieins
and without dangerous surgical operations. hon.
gies, instruments, rings, or cordias; pointing am,
a mode OF cure nj once certain and enectqal ~
which every sufferer no matter what his cond,tig
may be, may cure himself oheaply, privately al
radically.
ga Tkis Lecture 'otR Prors a boon 10 tAou,ast,
aud thousands.
sent under seal, N plaIn envelope, % any A.
dTCss on receipt OF six cents or two postage ,tan
Address the Publishers,
THE CULvERwELL MEDICAL CO..
al Ann SO. New York, S.Y.i Post OMea
Roy e5s6.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-09-28

\ husband telephoncd 70 his wife :
"What have YOU for breakfast and how i
the baby The answer came: Buck
wheat cakes and the measles.