The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1880-06-17
PASSING SMILES.
The rest of the week-Sunday.

The rest OF the week-Sunday.
GENERAL to-pics-chiropodists.
A ATwo-FooT-RULE-don't stumble.
EVERY tramp carries roamin' nose.
IT'S very easy to recover an old um'
bre la.
DUrcHMEN are but boys of lager
growth.
The carriagc-maker never tires. The
blacksmith does that for him.
CATER Cincinnati, what| asks
political exchange. o., of course.
No, Mary Ann, newspaper dress il
not made Of prints, however suggestive
THE nearer the bone the sweeter the
meat" said the. thin girl to her country
lover.
AMAN may be right, and yet be left
AMONG the recognized small vices are
Nice-P Presidents.
TIE holes in our harbor Notifications
were made for big guns. That is why
they Lold the fort.
A PRINTERS girl fell exhausted into
his arms at ball 1t was feint TO
work in an EN- brace.
JOAQUIN MILLER is said to be very
busy writing war poem. Mr.. Miller
was very recently married.
FEW spectacles in this world, says the
! Albany JOurnd,, are so imposing as that
of college boy with his first cane.
TIE cashier of an Eastern bank ran
away with all the funds and the direc.
tors placarded the door, No Cashier"
JACKSON" But say, who gave away
he bride? Jones'" forgot, but at
any rate it was perfect give-away."
CRoQUET, says the Boston CONNER
cial Buietia, will be popular this season
Notwithstanding that it is played out.
WHEy Webster said "there is always
room at the top" he was not referring
to the advertising page Of newspaper.
The oleomargarine flies, with their
brilliantly colored wings, are hutterlng
hithel and thither, more especially
thither
WE see at last that we must cease
making Jokes When it gets SO they are
likely to explode and scare horses it is
time to stop
AT a restaurant: "Take away the
sauerkraut; there's hair in itl' Mon.
seul you astonish me. l thought l
had picked them all out"
"GLr up, my son! The early bird
catches the worm, you know" &C don't
want to catch no worms, papa, and
have o take nasty medicine"
ATMospHERIcAI knowledge is not
thoroughly distributed to our schools:
A boy being asked, "What is mist"
vague ly responded, San umbrella"
A YOUNG man boasted that he had
well.stored mind, whereupon a young
lady muttered, What pity we can't
find out where he stored it!'
The New Orleans Picayune discovers
that while the country doctorgoes about
doing good, the country politician goes
around Calking about doing good.
ONE glass of plain soda water costs
one-tenth If cent, first price. Now we
can understand why it is that drug
gist clerk can use the most expensive
kind of hair oil and wear very small
cane.
ONE of the war songs of the Zulu
runs:
"Dah dah! dahl dahl
Ye ye! ye yeW
The enemy is supposed to take to fight
as soon as the song is started.
The Western girl who persistently
declared that she believed all country
editors are not only very handsome, but
immensely wealthy, has been adjudged
insane, says the Hackensack RepubH'
can.
WHEN a fond parent finds that his
little son has emulated the example Ol
the father of his country IN regard tC
arbolcul.ure, he raises the wind imme
diateIy; that is to say, he puts the he'll
in motion.
AN Irish gentleman in London being
told by an officer of bank that he had
oyerdrawn his account, replied that ht
was not in the habit of twitting then
! when he had money in their vaults, anc
he did not want to be twitted by them
when he had none.
NOTHING is more pathetic than to SCI
gentleman rise in a street car and ofiel
his seat to lady who has been standing
for mile, overcome her protestations
and finally receive her gratitude, ant
: then, with a benignant and satisfied
smile, hop right of at his own door.
! "DRINKwATER is dead at last re
), marked Jonesbury as he entered tn,
= house the other evening. ooh, dear,
> exclaimed Mrs. j.; "but then his widow
! Is left comfortable. He's well of, ism
. he?' 'He is no,o," replied JOnesbur!
9 with an emphasis on the "now," thai
: Mrs. Jonesbury didn't more than like.