The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-01-29
VARIETIES.

w W,sILlNGTON. ~ So: =E OHIO.
VARIETIES.
The iron horse has but one ear
The engineer.
This year Arkansas ranks next to
Texas as . cotton State, producing
ESQ, 900 bales. 4.s
When q man is in q brown study
does he give color to- his thoughtsP-
Rome SeStinel.
Chief Ouray wears store clothes, q
huge -brimmed felt hat, q handsome
watch and massive silver chain.
-Twenty-eight States in this coun-
try have regularly appointed Fish Com
missioners to execute the fish laws.
"A Connecticut cat has got the
mumps, and hogs, en- route to Liver
pool. have recently died Of typhoid
fever. ,ge .srul
"A Hartford druggist draws beer
from soda fountain and sells it under
the name of German tonic. 1t has be-
come q very popular beverage.
II don't take foolish chances. If
waz called upon to mourn over q dead
AAa4O i ohOuAo SSoAAu Ia AAOub Wv IllLu uuu
do mi weeping.-Josh Billings.
"A man who was enabled to come
from India to Hudson, N. Y, through
the loan of $500 by q brother, has
eloped with that brothers daughter.
The Piutes about the Comstock
range do not dig graves. They shove
corpses into old mining shafts and now
and then miners come on a ghastly
find.
They call it q romantic marriage
in Michigan when q couple of the
neighbors get the brides father into q
back room and sit on him to prevent
his interrupting and breaking up the
wedding.-M r Graphic. =
Many oaks in England are eight
hundred to one thousand years old. The
Newland Oak il forty-seven feet ak
inches in girth. The Cowthorp, now
moro than one hundred years in proc
oss Of decay, still has girth of sixty
feet ,--.
-Artemus Ward once said, softly
and sadly, to Mark Twain, /" Clemens,
I have done too much fooling, too much
trifing, am going TO write something
that viii live" Said Twain, Well,
what, for instancea" Ward sadly re-
piled. "A lie.,,
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h-;ot :; n;,1nM tor ~ t,n 10y ,hia u ou "
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- - y. P.ey 1cHo VI n.s G"o, auS
finno the AFFAIR at his mother.;n-Ia1
and laid her out. He declared to the
coroner that he had forgotten all about
that brick. - 80 .
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~ .;t.rs A. the G-snd Hotai 70 ~ ~. 81 a~'
r,ersho - the N NJ Iar.anT -. Tn;.,.t,ra = a.
WSose letter. ~ I bar All The Z nreIir IT :. % Hon = ;;
A. H. T..a,dc,, the r,,,... =. s.,-,.d
at table bv an ex.Confeder.te General.
a doctor of medicine. a LAWYER. and an
ex-Judce from Freeborn Comfy. Mimi.
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Dorta1 So~;atv - . ths rs-a "a W U s,onassf;,I
orarst;o,, - st.s,,ient;an Su~ E r t,otS 49,,
tbe month ~ oIo ,,arse, -, that ~
.no.Le. M.s rsno-ta h1 r,o~.;n.ut ~
d.nt;st - ~ tS.t c;tv TS. rl;nd.r . ,1as
trsnsferred from The mouth of = vonno
ladv tn the law of a middje.aoed man
a ". . nm. =
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Poses az - so sonr;p p.aSos' u.' JoM TSrp
~ 'n| us ason nas y:s eacn.u Now
I'LL o wa I'LL w"ra ;rv;.ad ~ ' to tS 10y soe saH
ersI dr;nks hnt' none os theT were
wst.r
n.u
me Lonoon ifs1n says tnat men
eIoPe nom s.na:y' w.snlng 70 prove
Inc. .noy ee .uell oIu %
oenc.Sns oouIae wen sney naee
ao~s, l9m :.n :nanc Tnen s .ney navegTs
eu.au - wiz s - w ".o uon e'N.
tneir inIerlor IN sociM sIanon, ana nom
cunning greeo "nen sney "isn :" So
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sua, % yoV v n III !" P.oy
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ous .u9n nss uoou ~ne sos ue
u"ou; suvusAS a. ono NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. y. sno ."ll
y, oo!.o oes. eAp.es: my annoy 1nce
.;y ~ aeSs ny e'" Ao' " Snof'
'A"o
me tar got colo anu nard wnhe
the moo was gettlng reaoy 10 P1nish
james 81. .ysGn y e. arsen; c,d a. n;Gh. Iney imy
nobody had a match to light a fresh
fire under the kettle; So they rolled
was chilled almost 70 DEATH and let
the outrage go at thar.
-"Iwish you would keepyour mouth
shutr' exclaimed Hollemout, the dem
tist, suddenly losing patience with his
patients prediction to talking. "All
Il&ut Soa0 suo AotecEs eusluB tno No
ton to the word. And then Hollemout
aaked him IL he Would be 80 kind "a tn
e io,~ .,,,,,h g. H.,
VH9I - oS~Au ionS .ouSH ~, Wi,
(hoAemout) 70 get MS nnger OUT lou
never do know how to please some
men.-Bost0n If0nscript.
The wron0 man vas Kissed a0ain
DS.L..t.e .;I...S ,..t;or ~ :
% noo1oSoo. to.tOou cso.aou' o
was an 0ld ana unSuspectng traveller,
and the girl was q fashionable and re-
spectsd resident of the city. It was