Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1880-07-30
A MEAN TRICK,
Played with q New Hat and AN Old
Cheese

Cheese
Probably the meanest trick that was
ever played on white man was played
in New York, and the fact that there is
no vigilance committee there is the only
reason the perpetrators Of the trick are
alive. A business man had just pur-
chased new stiff hat, and he went into
a saloon with half dozen Of his friends
to fit the hat on his head. They all
took beer, and passed the hat around so
all could see it. One of the meanest
men that ever held country Office went
to the bartender and had a thin slice of
Limburger cheese cut of, and when the
party were looking at the fescoed cell
ing through beer glasses this wicked
person slipped the cheese under the
sweat leather of the hat, and the man
put it on and walked out. The man
who owned the hat is one of your nerv-
GUS people, who is always complaining
Of being sick, and who feels as though
some dreadful disease is going to take
possession of him and carry him off.
He went back to his place OF business,
took off his hat and laid it on the table,
and proceeded to answer some letters.
He thought he detected smell, and,
when his partner asked him if he didn't
feel sick, he said he believed he did.
The man turned pale and said he
guessed he would go home. He met
man on the sidewalk who said the air
was full Of miasma, and in the street
car q man who sat next to him moved
away to the end Of the car, aud asked
him If he had just come from Chicago
The man with the hat said he had not,
!. when the stranger said they were having
a great deal Of smallpox there, and he
guessed he would get out and walk. and:
he pulled the bell and jumped off. The
cold perspiration broke out on the fore
head of the man with the new hat, and
he took it off to wipe his, forehead, when
the whole piece Of cheese seemed to roll
over and breathe, and the man got the full
benefit of it. and came near fainting away
He get home and his wife met him
and asked him what was the matter? He
said he believed modification had set in,
and she took one Whit as he took off his
hat, and said she should think it had.
"Where did you get into it ?" said she.
sect into it 2" said the man, "I have
not got into anything, but some deadly
disease has got hold Of me, and shall
not live" She told him if any disease
that smelled like that had got hold Of
him and was going to be chronic, she felt
as though he would he o burden to him
self if he lived very long. She got his
clothes oil. soaked his feet in mustard
water, and he slept. The man slept and
dreamed that smallpox flag was hung
m front of his house and that he was
riding in q butcher wagon to the pest
house. The wife sent for doctor, and
when the man of pills arrived; she told
him all about the case. The doctor
picked up the patients new hat, tried it
ON and got sniff. He said the hat was
picked before it was ripe. The doctor
and the wife held q post-mortem exami-
nation of the hat, and found the slice Of
Limburger. &c Few and short were the
prayers they said" They woke the
patient, and, to prepare his mind for the
revelation that was about to be made,
the doctor asked him II his worldly affairs
were in satisfactory condition. He
gasped and said they weres The doctor
asked him II heshad made his viii. He
said he had not, hut that he wanted q
lawyer sent tor at once. The doctor
asked him If he felt as though hewas
prepared to shuha soff. The eman said
he had always tried to lead 8 different
life, and had tried to Be done BY the
same as he would do It himself, but that
he might have made q Iisdeal some way,
and he would lik0 to have administer sent
for to take anaaccount q istock Then
the doctor brought to the bedside the