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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
Nhinned and Rrideless.

They don't permit drunken man to
marry in Odessa. On the contrary, they
whip him and give his bride to another.
An illustration of this occurred, when a
couple appeared in church and request
ed the priest to marry them.
The priest, detecting an unsteadiness
of gait in the bridegroom, refused, and
called the young man a boozing
swine." Indignant at the untimely in
ebriate, the father of the drunkard
seized him by the collar, dragged him
out of the church, and belabored him
with stout cudgel, in the hope of max
ing him sober enough to marry.
The brides father, however, took a
more practical view of the situation,
and, declaring the engagement off, said
that any eligible candidate for his
daughters hand might wed her on the
spot without mourning any expense.
Two aspirants came forward, and after
inspection by the bride, and interroga-
ton as to their worldly condition, one
was politely dismissed, and the other
took the "boozing swine's" place, and
was made happy husband.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
Women and Ladies'.

In the days of our fathers, there were
such things to be met with as men and
soon,e,-but now they are all gone, and
in their place race of gentlemen and Ia
dies, or, to be still more refined, a race
of ''ladies and gentlemen" has sprung
up. Women and girls are among the
things that were. But ''ladies" are ev.
eryWhere. Miss Martineau, wishing to
see the women's wards in a prison in
Tennessee, was answered by the warden,
ave have no ladies here at present,
madam" Now, so far as the ladies were
concerned, it was very we'll that none of
them were in prison; but then it sounds
little odd-EGdies IN prisonl It would
seem bad enough for sOOmsn to go to such
place.
A lecturer, discoursing upon the char.
acteristics of women, illustrated thus
"Who were the last at the CROSSE La
dies. Who were the first at the sepul
cherG LADIES'" On this modern i'm
provement we have heard of but one
thing that beats the above. It was thu
finishing touch to marriage ceremony
performed by an exquisite divine, up t
all modern refnements. When he ha'
thrown the chain of Hymen round tn
happy couple, he concluded by saying
~ now pronounce you husband ant
lady," The audience stuffed their hanC
kerchlefs into their mouths, and got or
of the room as quickly as possible,
take breath.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
Wanted to Live in the Stars.

Very near us sat two young people.
He wore the face of man who shaved
three times day, and that white neck
tie had never seen the starlight before.
There was pearl powder on the shoulder
of his coat, and tender, dreamy look in
her lovely eyes. They sat and looked up
at the stars, and they didn't care for any
solitary thing any nearer to this earth.
Mortimer" she murmured, softly, "Oh,
Mortimer"-his name appeared to be
Mortimer, though I could not tell wheth-
er 1t was his front name or his after one
Mortimer, DEAR" she said, eff we on
ly could live apart from this busy, sordid
and unsympathetic world, in one Of yon
glittering orbs of golden radiance, living
apart from all else, only for each other,
forgetting the base things of earthly life,
the coarse greed of the world and its an
imal instincts, that would be our heaven,
would it not, dcar9"
And then Mortimer, he replied that it
would.
"Where, heart of mlne,' and his voice
trembled with earnestness; s'my own dar-
ling Ethel, through all the softened and
glorifed beauty and radiance of the day,
and all the shimmering tenderness oil
night, our lives would pass away in an
exalted atmosphere above the base-born
wants of earthly mortals, and far beyond
the chattering crowd that lives but for to.
day, our lives, refined beyond the com.
mon KEN
And Just then the man with the gong
came out. Mortimer, he made grab a
Ethel's hand and plunge for the cabin
doors Ethel just gathering her skirts In
with her other hand, jumped clear ovel
the back OF her chair and after him, and
away they went, clatteting down the cab
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
THE SAFEGUARD.

A baby crept to his fathers knee,
And was lifted up and lulled to rest,
TIL the blue eyes closed, SO tired was he,
And his little head fell peacefully
At ease on the ready shoulder there,
While the baby hand 80 soft and fair,
Lay like shield on his fathers breast
OF old 1t is said that when men drew near
To fierce temptation or deadly strife,
And lost their way in maze Of fear,
Or periled their souls for worldly gear,
By way unknown an angel hand
Would lead them out Of the dangerous land
Into the light OF sober life.
The story is true for the world to-day;
We see no white-robed angels mild;
But out of the dark and perilous way
Where men and women forget to pray;
Into the peace of purer land
They are led by gentle shielding hand,
The hand of little helpless child.
Sunday Afternoon
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cleveland Penny Press.)
Health or the American Eagle.


To relieve the monotony OF the con-
slant important sayings of "Our Candi-
date" '1Our next President" and"Our
Fellow Citizens" it is pleasure for US
to present herewith the opinion of one
of CIeveland's most popular druggists,
Mr.. E. A. Schellentrager, TIT st. Clair
Street. The gentleman writes: I know
of no remedy which has given more uni
yersal satisfaction than the Hamburg
Drops. have not heard of case where
they failed to benefit. The very large
and daily growing demand for this
great German Blood Purifier, is source
of high qualification, fer aside from the
pecunlary gain, one takes pleasure IN
selling an article of such marked efficacy
and superior merit.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
IN A COTTAGE GARDEN.
IAthanmnrn]

[Athen9um]
Betwixt our apple boughs, how clear
The violet western hills appear,
As calmy ends another day
OF earth's long historyl-from the ray
She with slow, majestic motion
Wheeling continent and ocean
Into her own deep shade, where through
The outer heavens come into view,
Deep beyond deep. In thought conceive
This rolling Globe wherein we live
(For in the mind, and there alone,
A picture of the world is shown)
How huge it is, how full of things,
As round the royal Sun it swings,
In one of many subject rings
Carrying our cottage with the rest
Its rOse.lawn and It's Martins nest,
But, number every grain Of sand,
Wherever salt wave touches land;
Number in single drops the sea;
Number the leaves on every tree;
Number earth's living creatures all
That run, that fly, that SWIM, that crawl;
OF sands, drops, leaves and lives, the count
Add up into one vast amount;
And then, for every separate one
OF all these, let flaming Sun
Whirl in the skies, eneircled each
With its own masSy worlds. No reach
OF thought suffices.
Look aloft,
The stars are gathering. Cool and soft
The twilight in our garden-croft
Puppies the crimson-folded rose
90 tell me how so sweet it growsD
Makes CLEAN like stars the clustered white;
And beauty, too, is infinite.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

in, upset chair, ran INTO good, sweet
old Quaker lady, and banged a bad word
out of her before she had time to stop it !;
down the stairs they rushed collared a
couple of chairs at the nearest table, feed
a WAITER, and opened the campaign with
out diminishing. am man of coarse
mold and an earth-born appetite myself.
and Wouldn't live in star SO long as |
could find a good hotel in America; but
long, long before I could get seats at the
table for my family, Mortimer and Ethel
had eaten two blue-fish, little rare beef
steak, some corn bread, a plate of hot
cakes, two boiled eggs, and bunch OF
onions, and the waiter had gone to toast
them some cheese.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
Chicago Inter- Ocean J
He Would Rum Like Lightning.

Speaking of candidates and records, it
is safe to say, that if a man could be
nominated for the highest Office In the
land, with as clear record for being
the fitest, safest and the best, as our ia
nous German friend st. Jacobs Oil has,
there would be no doubt OF an election.
Party, creed, or denomination would not
enter into the canvas. Many of our
most influential ci tizens are enthusiastic
upon the subject of this wonderful oil.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
EnterPrlsing Druggists.

live Druggists of Minnesota, are always up to
the times and ready to meet the demands
of their many customers. They have just re-
ceived supply Of that wonderful remedy, that
is astonishing the world with its marvellous
cures. DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis,
~ Hay Fever, phthIsic. Group. W V g Cough
ness or any affection Of the Throat and Lungs.
This remedy positively cures, Is thousands
can testify, II you do mot believe it call ct
any Drug Store and get trial bottle free Of
cost or regular size bottle for one dollar. As
you value your life, give It trial and be con-
WINGED as thousands have all ready been. For
sale ct wholesale and retail BY Gray and Hof-
Tin, Minneapolis.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
1t is well known that all druggists keep Dr..

1t is wel known that all druggists keep Dr..
e. B. HAlliday's Blood Purifier, but not one in
twenty keep DR.. Halliday's Wash and Injec-
ton for this reason, they put up cheap Injec-
ton and palm it off with the Blood Purifier
which does more harm than good and Is great
detriment to the Blood Purifier. Hereafter
propose to put up the Wash or Injection in
package Of two bottles, No.. and No. 2.with syr-
iuge to fit the bottles. Retail price Sl.60 per
package, and it Is guaranteed to cure four out
Of i've cases of private diseases with bot
tie of DIR. 4. B. Halliday's Blood Purifier.
No. 2 Wash Is also put mp in ten ounce bottles
for female use in case of alterations or scrofu-
lous sores. Price e1.60 per bottle. In case of
liberated Rore throat or mouth use in connec-
tion with the Blood Purifier. DR.. E. d. Hal
liday's Throat Gargle, price @l.00 per bottle.
These preparations have no equal In the civil.
lied world for all private diseases. Call on
your druggists for these medicines, and il he
has not got them and will not keep them will
send them to you free Of express charges on
receipt of price, with . guarantee that they are
All they are represented or money refunded.
Call or address, g. BLAoKFoRD,
146 West Third street. ST. Paul, Mimi.
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being discovered by his Majesty. was
called up, admonished to steal no more,
preferred to high dignity about the
Court, and appointed Chief Commission.
er of the Detective Force.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

You have read this notice about twenty
times before But did you ever act upon the suggee
dealer for boots With Goodrich's Patent Nee.
0emer Steel Rivet Protected sole Guaran
do the very next time you want boots shoes with
soles that will like iron and save repairs, and
don't you buy any other.
:. MY references are any Sewing Machine Company o.
their agents In this country.
10 Church st., Worcester. Mass, and 40 Hoyns Ave.
Chicago, III.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

II the Liver is the source Of your trouble you
can find an absolute remedy In DR.. Sanf0rdh
Liver Invigorator, the only vegetable cathar-
tic which acts directly on the Liver. Cures all
Bilious diseases. For Book address DR.. San.
fArd 162 Broadwav New York
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

Young men from all parts OF the United
States go to III. B. Bryant's Chicago Business
College Its classes are always large and
full Of interest
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

Reeds Gilt Ecge Tonic cures indigestion
and all disorders Of the stomach.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

The volsaiO BELT Co., Marnmn1l, Mich.
afiicted uDon 90 days trial See their adyer.
tlsement In this paper headed. s0n % Days
Trials
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic regulates the
bowels.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

Get Lyons patent heel stiffener applied to
those new boots before you run them over
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

DR.. Bryant's Dental Parlors, 8 East Third st..
81, Paul, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07
nnclrlen,a Arnica aalxs.

The Best Salve in the world, for Cuts Bruis.
90, Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rhcum, Fever Sores,
letter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and
ell kinds OF Skin Eruptions. This salye ID
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction In every
case or money refunded Price Is cents per
Boz. For sale ct wholesale by Gray Il Hot.
din. Minneapolis.
Attention Is called in this issue to T. G.
Morrow's ad OF his WEEKLY CALL" Of
Chicago. 1t is an able, spicy and entertain.
ing paper, and will be found welcome week.
~ visitor in every family.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

rice; duced u for Dentistry at DR..
Bryanfs, s z srd ST.. St Paul Mimi.
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Internal Revenue.

The following table shows the amount
of internal revenue collected during the
fiscal year which ended June 30, 1880
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1880-10-07

The present British Parliament con-
tains about one hundred and fifty nom
Episcopalians.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16

BETTER THAN GOLD iIs perfect
health, and ye5 many are suffering the tor.
tuses OF the damned with Dyspepsia when
single bottle of DIR. AfTNTIf.,,s T,Sgs-
EISH NDEEION LIVER sASD DYS-
PEFSIA Pills viii give relief, and, II
persisted in, will cure the worst case Of
this distressing trouble. Thfs t3sIl cures
Torpid Liver and Biiiousness, Regulates
iiiss isoweis, nemove5 sEiEnpleS from the
tace, cures Saiiow Complexion, Foul
Breath, Sick Headache, Heartburn, Pain
Ia the sides AND Back; is Sugar coated and
GUARANTEED TO be PU9SIELY VsGIc-
TABLE. it acts directly on the coating OF
the Stomach and on Inc FLYER. Can be
-sstfsen in any ciime-wet CT dry weather
Bewafe OF snitas ions. The genuine has
an engraving OF a lion on the outside
wrapper. Price, 50 cents. FOR sale by al
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16
PRINCIPLES or PRACTICE.

do not belong 20 any particular creed
nor sect IN medicine, nor found my pfac-
tieo upon any theoretical dogma, nor fiip-
posed universal law of cures, but claim
ihera exists constitutional power In every
living being that tends to guard off and
remove disease.
/ claim that woman, IN a normal condi-
tion, II perfect and FREQ from disease; and
wheneyer she ~ Bick or diseased, some law
OF her being has been violated, and that
tho disease II the penalty. j select my
remedies from the common storehouso Of
medical learning and apply thGm ia nc.
cordancc with clearly aseeftnined factsaud
principles OF Physiology and Pathology,
and tho known nytion OF medicine upon
the human organism In health and dis
case strive To pursue 4 genuine Electic-
Ism In tho selection Of curative agents; j
endoavor 10 prescribe them according TO
liked and dotetmined principles OF cure.
claim 10 keGp myself fully up with tho
progress of medical science. What isuAe-
ful IN Aiiop-thy, Homeopathy and Hydro
palhy, use; in other words aoiect, from
the various aud conflicting systems, my
rules, practice, and mode of treating dis
eases and this call the Reformed Prae
tice, or the School which Selects.
] make Uterine Diseasesa specially. For
aisteeu ycars have been engaged Ia treat
mcnt OF Fomnie complaints Ia every form.
1 positively have n euFo for most cases OF
Piolapzus Uteri, lifomalo weaknnss1. ]
uAo no Galsmei nor mefcurial drugs III
any f0fn. uao 10 Pcttarica. ] Instruct
all my sex how 10 1.-Two. ! give mediclue
that will asslat ail tho functions Of the hu-
man organism 10 perform their normal
woik.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16

Cs- MrS. Sarcpia Smith is n graduate Of
the philadoipiia Medical College. and her
diploma eau 10 seen at ler ROOMS.
Ladies' Who arc afflicted With any Uterine
ditcases wall do we'll Ia call on aifs. Smith.
: hs VIII defcribe their disc res and rymp.
toinr, without asking ans questions. All
combinations Willie free. tu
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16
FOR SALE.
DlTCHING.

o. q. TAYLOR has commenced busi-
ness in this city and vicinity with his
ditching machines, and is prepared to do
all work IN his lire on short notice and at
lower rates than the same work can be
done for by any ono else. The machine
cuts ditch 2 feet deep, feet wide at the
top and IS inches at the bottom. Pay
ment may be made by note, payable JAM
nary ist, 1881, without interest. Terms,
S3l5 cents per rod. Address
O. @. TAYLOR,
lSm8 Junction City, Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16

Ia Est Circuit Court q 'Ae ssdff - bFfJAf i@F
Linn Comfy:
J. T. Iioadegsou. Plaintiff.
~.
John jacket, Christina jacket. William
Cochran, a. 4. f.itis. and John L. Aickin'
ney aud George D. Mckinney. executors
IL tho last will and testament OF John Ac-
Kinney, deceased, Defendants.
DY VIRTUE OF A DECREE OF
b fofec.oatfge In the above named Court,
in the above entitled action, and au e&ecu-
sidn and order OF ealo issued ia pursuance
thereof, 10 mo directed and delivered,
did on Saturday, tho i5th day OF pcceIn'
Der, 1873, levy upon tho ncrtgaEed prem
isaa described therein a. follows, io.ylt
BEGINNING at tho Southwest corner Of the
| land claim of John Mckinney, known and
described on tho plat aud surveys ON nle
| in tho land oiilce at Oregon City as Soiin-
Gallon No. 2i5a, Claim no: -, IL TownshiP
No. fourteen fis1 South OF Range three ~
West Of tho Willamette Meridian. in Linn
County. Oregon, thence East forty l40l
chains, thence North twenty l@O) chains
and six (6l .iiniGs, thence West forty t4Ol
chains. thence South twenty t2p) chains
and six tel links 70 tho place OF beginning,
aud containing eighty acres, more or leas.
| Aud whereas, Il IL provided Ia said de-
cros that tho plaintiff J. il. Henderson
have and recover OF and from the defend
ant john Jacket, tho mortEngor hcfctnt tho
sum OF $500 - in u. s. gold coin. with in-
lofe6t thereon at tho rata Of one per cent.
per month from the @Sth day Of october.
/ isSD, aud the further sum OF $40 II In u.
| =. gold coin, with interest thereon at the
/ rate Of ten per cent. per nnnnm from tho
2sth day Of October, 1879, and tho further
sum of 81 o. costs and disbursements OF
| suit Second, that the defendant John
| Jacket ia indebted 10 the defendants John
L. Mckinney aud George u. Mckinney,
executors OF tho last will and testament OF
John Mckinney, deceased, ia the sum OF
s474 oS and interest at tho rate OF ono per
leont. per month from the 18th day OF Oct.
obar, 1879, and the further sum OF SIS 90
s.pste and disbursements. Third, thai tho
defendant John Jacket Is indebted 10 the
defendant William Cochran in tho STUN oil
sl77 o. and interest thereon at tho rate ol
one per cent. per month from tho 18th day
OF October, Is.l, and the further sum ol
SIS 90 costs and disbursements now
therefore, on
Saturday, he f9M day of January, 1880
at the Court House door In the city of Al
bany, Lam County, Oregon, at tho heur u
one O'Clock r. NJ, viii sell tho hereinbc
foro described real property NJ public aiic
lion for cash in hand 10 the highest bidder
tho proceeds TO be applied 10 the paymen
Of tho sums herein set forth according u
their priority. -,
Dated this 10th day OF December, 1879
j. q. DIcKEY,
Sheriff OF Linn Co., Oregon.
by GRo. HUMPHREY, Deputy. zOt4
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asO00 A MONTH guaranteed. So a day at home
sDsJl1U made by the industrious. Capital not
qlired we viii start you. Men, women, boys and
eTls make money faster at work for than Ut any
thing else, The work IS light and pleasant and such
a. anyone can 20 right at. Tho3 who are wise who
see this notice will send u their addresses at once and
see for themselves Costly Outfit and terms Now is
the time, Those already at work laying up large
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16

cp1 kA0 TO $4,000 A YEAR, or s. to $50 day in
D lOUU your own locality. No risk. Women do
as well as men. Many make more than the amount
stated above. No one can fail to make money fast
ANY one can do the work. You can make from so eta
TO So an hour by devoting your evenings and spare
time TO the business - nothing to try the bus
mess. Nothing like It for money making ever offered
before. business pleasant and strictly honorable.
Reader Il you want TO know ell about the beat paying
business before the public send us your address and
viii send you full particulars aud private terms
free samples worth IS also free you then make
up your mind for yourself. Address GEORGE STiN.
SON & CO., Portland, Maine.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-01-16

py 70 sreat and tlorgng pIoodpgsifying proper
tifn, fsFs piprce's Golden Medical DISCOVERY cures
pil tfnnqres fp1n tlIc worst serofgin 20 q egmn0n
lletehs llnplss or ssnptsoiss slcrenrlal tlteeass
nl vigorous hrntih and sound consiitnon esal,.
iisila Exreipetan, enitSbcaa5s FceeS e0rees Henlg
~ fsagA Bkin, III pDfi R'i dieagaes eatiscd by ba
flood, hfe conquered by this powerful, Dtflfyfs and
iuYtTbraiing tfcdiCinfs
j. eaiiy haa IL inanif1atod its potency IN curing
satirFs MeEe Eaahs Bsila, tiaF5npelea, Bore gyefs
eatefafsts BeFes nnd sweliiaeA, White Bweiaan9s.
Goifrs o. Tifiah Neck, ana Enlargrd GinadAs
III you Nai dufi. dfoWey, delilitafee have eail0,R
eflpf ~ sta, or yeiiowisl.bf9wr Spots oi face Or
fudJ fifgsgff headache or dizziness, bad taste b
mouth, tAsHr1d itcat OF cliills nltrfnatcd with lot
nihes u sp 1ts nifd gloomy fofebodlnfA irrefer
aUuftf and tDfee riiatod, yon ere suffering nom
aeIpi1 isgsls ~ s.isseaanesa.e IN many cases N
sfsyfr giint only part ef tllrse symptoms
eyptisHrfi. ~ n TeiiSdy for nll eHei cescs, Ia.
tarrtfs tiiaen Nefieai Discovery has No elnAi, ~
10 i4net 4tsffeet md radical CURES.
IL IT,. t,tfe Of bronchitis, Severe cosrha and liie
ealy sinHeg uf CesannSpiiens - has asiOiilsed tic
ntieal iaruiy. and eminent pIyse,ans pFoi.ssi'nge
tetr iiie nvurfs cOugiis the ey seln
tHl pnriaen fiss bleed. Bold ~ dr1ifRiets.
Isy IJEt.ef.. y. De PROM, Yefid's DifpcnaarJ
eha fYsiiias' Hotel, Beif1igs ~ j.