The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-02-05

OlreCteO 10 Cne M0rSnal OF the other division
In all cases of removal of suits from the State
to United States Courts, such removal shall bt
to United States Courts held in the division in
which said State Courts are held. Several Of
Whole. 49, '''''''o - ''''
SENSE AND NONSENSE.
WORKING between meals is what
wears out the tramp.
FEELINGS cannot be relied upon ~
judges of right and wrong.
IT is the boss printer who takes an
honest boy and makes devil of him.
The reason why man steals an UNI
brella is because he does not like to 20
out in the rain and borrow one.
Iris not easy for a man to regulate
his income by his expenses, and he
must try and gauge his expenses by his
income.
The New Haven Register says the
Connecticut winter is so open that base
ball can be played; but it thanks Heav-
en- it is not played.
FRESH eggs have q lime-like surface
while stale eggs are glossy and smooth
of shell; but none of this appears in the
dish known as scrambled eggs.
"NEvER let a cold rum" says q
cough medicine advertisement. This
is bad advice. Always let a cold run.
Let it run so fast that you can't catch it.
LoTTA. the actress, was a witness in
St. Louis lawsuit. "What is your
age?" she was asked. "People might
not believe me if 1 told," she replied,
"for some say am forty-ive." That
was the only answer she would make.
The City of Paris has just opened
seven new central schools of design for
girls only. Education in drawing has
lately been made compulsory in France.
and the means for acquiring it are
therefore being extended in every di-
rection.
A MEMBER of the Providence (R. ~
law firm which has acted as counsel for
Mrs. Sprague in her recent litigation
says that he has no knowledge whatever
of any movement on Mrs. Sprague's
part toward obtaining q divorce from
her husband.
WHEN General Grant visited Girard
College in Philadelphia recently, he
asked one of the instructors: "Do you
allow the boys to use tObacco?" The
instructor responded in the negative.
"That's right" said the General;
"they're not so apt to take to it after
they get out, then"
"YOU can get bottle or barrel Of
oil off any carpet or wooden stuff by ap-
plying dry buckwheat plentifully." We
are going into the oil business immedi-
ately. When one can get barrel of
oil at the small outlay of a little buck
wheat and an old piece of Competing, you
may count us in.-EMhange.
Mrs. ErHER1DGE's boy walked on
stills in front of Gray's grocery at Dali
las, Tex. This ANNOYED Gray, and he
whipped the boy. Mrs. Etheridge sent
her son back, and posted herself, pistol
in hand, to protect him in his diversion.
Gray got big club and went out for u
combat with the woman. He received
bullet wound in his head. and she was
carried home dangerously pounded.
But the boy still walks on his stills.
A YOUNG man at Lodi, Tenn, not
otherwise particular about his dress,
developed strange concern as to neck
ties. He bought them by the dozen,
spent hour after hour selecting them,
and chose the brightest colors. The
mania grew upon him, until at length
there was no re,1son to doubt his insan-
ity upon that point. He spent all his
time and money in procuring and dis
playing ties Of odd kinds, and was
finally sent to an asylum.
w. w. CoRcORAN, the wen-known
Washington millionaire, has once re-
covered from disease after his doctor
and friends had given him up. his pail
bearers had been selected, and every
arrangement had been made for his
funeral. He rallied, to the amazement
Of everybody, and 80 steadily got better
that within two or three months he was
going about on foot and attending per-
sonally to his affairs. He is now much
stronger than he was before his illness.
A WOMAN at Stockton, CAL, who had
q drunken husband, was waiting late at
night for him to come home. The
lamp was in her bedroom and she was
in the parlor. Hearing a noise out
side, as if a man who was drunk was
trying to find the gate, she went out,
and sure enough a drunken man was
there. She helped him into the parlor,
as she had been used to doing, and
placed him carefully on the lounge.
After a hard struggle she got his coat
and vest off, and then pulled at the
boots (as she thought they were), but
they would not come off. At length
she felt up about the ankles and found
that the man had shoes on-something
that her husband never wore. Striking
q light she saw he was a stranger.
A RATHER curious thing happened in
New Haven recently. A large black
cat managing to get into the cellar in
some mysterious way, and finding it
impossible to get out, and feeling rather
respondent at the outlook of affairs, re-
sorted to craft. Jumping on the win
dow-sill, with her front paws she kept
the wire connected with the front door
bell working, the bell pealing forth in
cessantly. The head of the family, be-
coming alarmed at the steady and in
cessant ringing, went to the door,
found no one, and returned to his arm
chair to ponder. The ringing contin-
ued. and, thinking, perhaps, that .
band of robbers were in the house. he
started in search Of q policeman, who
should search the cellar and arrest the
offender, if offender it should prove.
The policeman and the prominent citi-
zen entered the cellar, armed with
clubs and pistols and . dark lantern.
The flash from the lantern Lit on the
cat, working away in dead earnest
Goodness me! why, what is thatp''
asked the proprietor. "By hoky poky,
It's the cat" readily responded the off,
Ger. The cat in the meanwhile, seeing
way OF escape, ran out the door, and
order was once more restored IN the
house.