Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1880-12-25
STRAYED OR STOLEN.

they are used to keep a flirt's hand in.
Wood is SO expensive nowadays il
Connecticut that real nutmegs are cheap
er than the Connecticut article.
There's no place like home" repeat
ell Mr.. llenpeck, looking ut Il motto
and. heartily added, I'm glad there
isn't" m
/ A new use for oleomargarinc has beer
discovered. For making a girls bang
stick, it is, far superior to genuine
butter.
The Boston Journal publishes a lot O
dyeing recipes; but none Of them beat
the old way of fooling with an empty
shotgun.
"Landlady," said he, "the coffee isn't
settled" she replied, But it ONE as
near to it az your last months board
bill does" He never spoke again.
"If Jones undertakes to pull my ears
said q loud moutled fellow on u street
corner, he'll just have his hands full
The crowd looked vt the mans ears and
smiled.
A poet asks, In thirty-two lines,
what DO the trees say "' If he were 20
recitc bis poetry under several trees we
don't believe they would Say anything.
They would leave.
The cars watch makes fifteen knots
All hour, but the Philadelphia Chronicle
thinks this isn't a circumstance to d
needleful Of thread that ii man is trying
to fasten a bottom with.
n Pennsylvania paper, III speaking of
a politician, says his word is no better
than II pint of whisky. Then it is also
probable that his character il no strong
or than a pound of Limburger.
An agricultural paper say Sour milk
viii bring better returns III eggs than in
any other way 1t may be; but the
people must be educated to il before
they will relish sour milk in eggs.
The New Orleans picayune says:
"Winking photographs are made 10
wink 50 naturally that some OF them
liable To be sucl for breach OF
promise" This is a joke, however.
Two weeks ago a Young girl standing
ON the bank OF the Ohio, and looking at
Il beautiful sunset, exclaimed, My. how
like cirrls lemonade :" And now We
have a terrific spell to pay up for it.
Fellows are beginning already to
think up good resolutions for the new
Something in this stvie might
suit thc orcasion: Resolved. That |
Nil make love TO 40 girl whose parents
keep ii bulldog.
No matter hoY deep a Young mans
Li"y bc. a coiored $40 nandker-
.iIicf will inevitably Il 4, the top and
over, while Ii so.i.t linen rag will
ink 10 thc bottom, ht,e ii brick thrown
IN i niue puddle,
"Iaik about the power of the press
sofia, mGrnurel lhr AGED granger. as
Hc held up to view d hand he had mad
~N'r;'AtlE Ell uh"cr the cldtr machine
anon u 'o"hrd IKE a i'ou"d on "a" liver
.Nc!i. ! hou!d remark
old nou.,n, lyN a. >.u sell beat, =
..h,o A New Orleans lo.icr Of ~ old
,c.c..n.e nonal. in ,he french markcl.
i.ouhi.u 1T lin, rom head 10 loot. she
rpi,d: "Nei. / iml some Ike YOU va
-,lI diem taU lor ccnt "bic,e.'
/, take. n,r gallons Of whisky to cure
.n ,,crlants cola. md. since his Gic,
ne ui,t. seven Sew York men have
.c,l 20 in..Lc ao>.nuu,s ~. uoi,,in,
rau rotyiurc thru, that they are no.,
-l,pnnts suffering with colds.
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