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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
Tho New S,DRl

of the Worlds Dispensary Medical AS.
ISOLATION Of Buffalo, Of which DR.. II.
V. Pierce Is president, consisting of a
figure of Acsculapius, the Father Of
Medioine, surmounting the Elobe, fitly
symbollses the worldwide reputation
gained by the Family Medicines of Dr..
Pierce now manufactured by this in.
corporatcd company and sold in all
parts of the world. With mammouth
establishment, the Worlds Dispensary
and Inyalids' Hotel In Buffalo, and a
correspondingly large branch estab-
llshment In. London, this Association
makes medicines for the whole world
not only that but thoy pers onally ex-
anime and treat with special medicines
thousands of cases. Among the most
celebrated Of the proprietary or family
medicines arc DR. Piorcc's Golden Med
lcal Discovory.-.the great blood-pur
her, and DIR Plcrce's Pleasant Purga-
tive Pellets Uittle pills),--and Dr.
rlerce's Compound Extract of Smart
Wecd'--for bowel affections, colds and
painful attacks, as collie, neuralgia, and
rheumatism, ,-.Favoritc Prescription
furnishes relief from female Weak
nesses, and kindred affections. All sold
by druggists,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
Women Never Think.

II the Grabbed old bachelor who ut
tered this sentiment could but witness
the intense thought, deep study and
thorough investigation OF women in
determining the bUst medicines to keep
their families we'll, and would note
their sagaclty and wisdom In selecting
Hop Bitters as the best, and demon.
stratIng it by keeping their families in
perpetual health, at a mere nominal
expense, he would be forced to ao-
knowledge that such sentiments are
baseless and false.-Picayuae.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

Two young men passed before a
house. AT the fifth story, at an open
window, a woman with child In her
arms bent dangerously and recklessly
forward to look at tho gentleman who
was calmly smoking pipe and lean:
Ing from his window, two stories be-
low. The young man saw the insanity
ofthe nurse. "What mad imprudence, !"
said one of them between his teeth.
Yes" replied the other, "to run the
risk Of dropping upon the pavement,
and crushing to atoms, such lovely
pipe rs thatP"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
HUMOROUS.

ALL preparations were made tor tho
Pinard, Of Memphis, when, two days
before the time appointed, Johns
parents discovered that tho young lady's
be .nttful blonde hair was made 80 BY
bleaching. Regarding this as decep-
tlon, they compelled their son to break
the engagement. John came within
hairs breadth, as it were, marrying
q bleached blonde; and the probabili-
ties are now that he will marry q girl
who hangs her hair over the back Of q
chair when she goes to bed. And 1t
would serve him right If she had q
glass eye, to boot.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
~ don't want that StufY.1

Is what a lady of Boston said to her
husband when he brought home some
medicine to cure hcr of sick headaches
and neuralgia which had made her
miserable for fourteen years. At the
first attack thereafter, it was adminis-
tered with suoh good results, that she
continued its use until cured, and made
80 enthusiastic In Its praise, that she
induced twenty-five Of the best families
In her circle to adopt it as their regular
family medicine. That "stuff'' is Hop
Bitters.-tStdndard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

WHEN they had finished tho lunch at
Leadvtlle. they asked the price. The
man In attendance said "One piece
of pie, fifty cents; one cup of coffee,
Twenty-Five cents-seventy-fiv cents
EACH" One of the party tgrumbled
little about the price, whereupon the
old man behind the counter straighten-
cd himself up, folded his arms In dig
nifled manner and said: "Stranger,
look at me; do you suppose ] am stay
ing out here for my health -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

SAssAFRAs MEAD. Three and ono
half pounds nice brown sugar. one and
one-half pints good molasscs, three
quarts of boiling water, ono fourth
quart Of tartaric acid. When cool
strain ito a Jug or pan and mix with
this one-ha1f ounce of essence of sassa-
iras. Put up In bottles, cork tight and
keep In cool place. For drink put
two spoonfnls Of this syrup into two
thirds of glass Of ice water and then
add onc-third teaspoonful of soda.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

1'HE Latin term for cod-llver oil is
"oleum iacoris aselli." A doctor pre-
scribed it for an old lady the other day,
and, AS usual, in his prescription alb
brcviatea the terms, which read, "R.
Ole. Jcc. AS, cz iii.' A friend of the
old lady congratulated her upon her
restoration to health, when she said,
Yes, 1t was that beautiful medicine,
the Oil of iackass, that brought nc to
my feet again."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

ICE STRAWBERRY AND RASPBERRY,--
Brnise pint Of strawberries or rasp-
berries with two large spoonfuls OF fine
su g"r, add a quart Of cream and strain
through sieve and freeze 1t. If YOU
have no cream, boil a spoonful Of ar
row root IN quart of milk, and If you
IKE, beat up one cggand stir into 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

To BATE MAcKEREL OR HERRINGs.-
Wash the mackerel or herrings in cold
water; dry them in a cloth, and put
them upon board take sharp knife,
cut off the heads of the fish, carefully
open each fish, and take out the back
bone; lay one fish open on tin, skin
downward; wash and chop very fine n
bunch of parsley, enough to make Il
dessertspoonful; take half an onion, a
sprlg Of thyme and marjoram, chop all
fine, making dessertspoonful; have Il
dessertspoonful Of fine bread crumbs,
mix onions, herbs, and broad-crumbs
together sprinkle pepper and salt to
taste over the fish In the tin; sprinkle
the herbs and bread-crumbs over the
fish; take the other fish, lay it over the
ono In the tin; skin upward; melt two
ounces Of clarified dripping, and pour
over the fish; cover the fish, and bake
for half al hour, basting occasionally
with tho drippings; for serving; turn
the fish carefully out of the tin on to n
hot dish.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

OMEIET WITH sARDlNEs.-Yakc q
half-dozen good sardines-must be
whole; drain them thoroughly, remove
carefully the scales and get them dry
make an omelet rs usual, but the min
ute 1t begins to cook OIL the sides, place
the tho fish lengthways OH the omolet
and turn tho edges over them. Some
times a very little chopped anchovy is
placed inside Of each fish must not be
cooked too much.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

OATMEAL GRUEL.-Into one anart of
boiling water sprinkle two tablcspoon
fuis OF oatmeal; lot this boil forty
minutes, season with Solt, strain and
serve. Add sugar, milk or cream, if It
is wished
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
"A Really Valuable Little Volume.

Worcester's Quarto Dictionary is tho stau.
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H. TTol,ugemeht mas boon IN !st carefully com lied.
1t contains besides an illustrated vocabulary
OF over H. 600 words, lists of foreign words
and phrases, abbroviations rules for spelling.
numerical tables, eta The publishers will send
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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
a Valuable GIT Free,

book on the Liver, It's diseases and their
treatment sont free. Including treatises upon
Liyor Complaints. Torpid Liver. Jaundioe,
Biliousness, Headache, Constipation, Dyspep-
sla, Malaria, etc. Address DR.. Sanford, 162
Broadway, Now York city. N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

DoBBINs' Electric Soap, (made by
Cragin s. Co., Philadelphia contains
nothing but the purest material, and
does the work quickly, but without
lmpairing the finest fabric. Try it
without fail.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
II Am All Played Out'p

is a common complaint. II you foel 40, pet
package Of Kidney-Wort and take Il and vo,,
VIII at once feel 8 tonic power. It renews
the healthy action Of the kidneys, bowels and
liver, and thus restores the natural ife and
strength to tho weary body "'''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

70 PICKLE WALNUrs GREEN.-put
the walnuts In salt and water for ten
days, stopping the jar close with Il
linen cloth, SO that the wnlnuts can
not rise above tho water; then put them
In vinegar for ten days. If the wal
nuts arc exposed to tho air they will
lose their color. 10 one hundred wal
nuts put y on. mace, "a on. cloves, 4
OF. nutmug, one hundred cloves of gar
lie. & pints mustard seed, handful
of horseradish sliced, some bay salt
and one gallon Of good vinegar. Tho
vinegar should not be scalded. Tho
walnuts should be young enough 80 as
to be easily pierced with a pin. We
prefer the English walnuts If they arc
to be had. Or the buttcrnut Is excel
lent and can be obtained in almost
every neighborhood,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

A SOLDIER was sentenced, for desert
ing, to have his ear cut off. After
undergoing the ordeal he was escorted
out of the courtyard to the tune of The
Roguc's March, lie then turned and
In mock dignity thus addressed the
musicians: "Gentlemen, l thank you, .,
but | have no car tor music.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

"WoULDN'T you like to have bow ?"
said the bold young archer as they
sauntered down the field, and she mnr-
INJURED eyes," and the absorbed archer
said, "What kind OF a bow would you
preter2" She qulvered little rs she
replied archly, II think should pre-
for yew, and then the young man took
1t In, and although he was an arrow
chostcd youth he went to tho target
and hcaved BULBS sigh.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

TEA CAKE.-Two cups of sugar, three
eggs, two-thirds cup of butter, half cup
of cream, one teaspoonful soda, thrco
cups of flour; nutmeg or any other
spice; add currants or citrUn II you
please.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

AN ENORMOUS TRAFrIC.-Pittsburg
boasts that $40 ,746 bottles Of CARBoL1SB
haye becn sold within the last six
months. This shows that the great
army OF baldhoads will soon be reduced
to corporaps guard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

EXPERIENCE has proven that the best
remedy for Collie, Diarrh~a, Toething
and other troubles Of Infancy is Dr..
BULBS Baby Syrup. Price 26 cents,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

The Voltaic BELT Co., Marshall, Mich.
viii send their celebrated Electro voltaio
Belts to the afflicted upon 80 dayss trial.
Speedy cures guaranteed They mean what
they say. Write to them without delay.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

"LooK a-here, waiter," shouted a
disgustcd customer In Washington
restaurant; "here's an old moustache
comb in this pot-pie." "Nevcr mind,
sir,' said the napkin illrtcr, calmly,
lust throw it under the table; 1T Ia an
old onen'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

DELICATE CAKE.-One cup butter,
two of sugar, three cups Of flour,
whites eight eggs, two teaspoonfuls of
baking powder, In the flour, half cup
Of milk. Use the yolks for custards
with one quart Of milk.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

ONE hour after an cold master" had
painted the name of a patent medicine
on big rock, a COW came along, licked
1t of, and died before sundown. When
tho simple name Of a medicine kills n
COW, human beings want to beware Of
the stuff Itself. A COW was never killed
by licking the name of patent medicine
In newspaper, and no other kind can
be recommended.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

"MERCY!" exclaimed an old lady
upon first seeing IN engraving Of the
passage of tho Red Sea by the children
Of Israel: "mercy! what family the
man had !"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

1t accomplishcs ITS object so quickly
and so satisfactorily that it's praises are
IN tho mouth Of every mothcr.-.Wo
refer to DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup. the re-
mcdy for children's diseases. Sold for
rs cents.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS,
TO THE PUBLIC

mere can be no better guarantee OF the wilma
DIES than tho base and worthIc g initationa q;
oIem, ond ns there are False Resolvents. Reiieis
buy. 10 oh "hat you
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

How many men take the fatal step in
life with the idea that they are gettIng
an angel, and soon after marriage find
that they have nothing but a woman.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

a YOUNG follow in Brooklyn tried to
irightcn Brooklyn widow by appear
ing as her husbands ghost. Iie is
dead. We believe 1t was q flat iron,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

TWO deaf mutes were married tho
other day In Chenango county. N. Y,
1t Is pleasing to think that no harsh
words Will ever pass between them,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
FEVER AND AGUE.

FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty cents.
There Is not remedial agent in this world that
VIII cure Fever and Ague and all other Malar-
Gus. BILIOUS, sca let, TYP 1oid, Yellow and other
as RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. Fifty cents
per bottle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

THERE arc three kinds ofhair: Bang
ed hair, baked hare and hair parted In
the middle. The first Is tender, tho
second more tender, the last bartender.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

DID you ever see a pretty girl with a
neat waist basque it.?
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

TWO heads are better than one, but
not on the same pin.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

CHARrABLENEss and base ball
should ke boundlcss.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

BowLED robbcry--Cheating at ten
pins.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

TRHAT PROMPTLY-Cramps, Diarrhoea As,atic
Gh0lera, and all Bowel Affections, with Dr..
Jaynes Carminative Balsam, and you viii obtain
speedy relief, and promote q certain cure.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALoMEL.
Perfectly tasteless elegantly coated with
sMeeG gum purge, regulate. purify, cleanse ana
RADwAY's PILLS, for the cure OF aIl DIsoroer,
o. the stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys. bad.
der. Nervous Diseases Headache. ConStjnaiton
CostlVeness. Indigestion, Dyspepsia. Biiions
ness Fever. Inflammation OF The Bowels piles
Hna an arrangements Of the Internal Viscera
Warranted TO enect O perfect c,lrA PrreiV
deletorious drugs. ~
from 6ssasos ta9 h hoSwng resulting
RaIl0n, lnWard>plles, Fullness OF the Blood in
Head, Acidity OF the Stomach. Nausea Heart.
Durn, disgust OF Food, Fulness or Wetuht IN
tne stomach, Sour Eructations Sinking Or Flint.
set,g Seft,,ng aG the Heart Choking or sufrering SEN
SWaiS,ons WiSios Wnen IN q lying posture, Dlmness of
nni M In noES u or tr "ebs before the Sight Fever
lion, iellowness OF the Skin and Eyes. paEnin
Ghe SIDE. Chest, Limbs, and Sudden FLUSHED ~
deat. burning in the Flesh. "a
IeW doses OF RADwAY's PILLS viii free tba
system from oil the aboye-named disordera o
Price, eb Conts Per Box.
we repeat that the reader must consult our
pooKs and papers on the subject Of diseases and
1lolr cure among which may bo named
"Fa1se and True -
"Nadwny on Irritable Urethra,
.Hadwny on Scrofula,,,
ana others relating to different classes Of Mo.
eases. ~A'"ooeS VI LIS
HOTn nv nDuc1y,ns
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

IT Is never too hot for billiard balls
to freeze.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

'EaETINE is acknowledged by al
classes Of people tC be the best and most
reliable blood purifier In tho world.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

"ONcE upon time" man met an old
woman In an English town driving
several asses. 'Adicu, mother of asses
said he. 'Adieu, my son. was the old
woman's reply.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

A1Ose answering hn AdverCisernsut ,aN
. oni1r . favor upon the Advertiser ami tha
ts,uDlishor ~ etating that they saw tho adyes
=" "nsS t0nrnat fuaSainH tha nnoov
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

The naked truth-A bear story.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03

TIE pupil of tho eye has to DO lashed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-08-03
Railways Regulating Pills.

Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Aperients
Aot without Pain. always Reliable
and Natural In their Operation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-01-04
CAPITAL CHATTER.

Washington, ga statement, iust
compiled here, shows that OF of the 76
members OF the United States Senate.
90 are practising lawyers, and that no
less than PIG of the total 293 mem.
bers OF the House of Representatives
are lawyer. Besides these there are
IN the House twenty merchants, five
bankers. three capitalists, FIVE manu-.
faotlrers, twelve farmers, two millers,
one stone cutter (Murch, OF Maine,
four editors, SIX physicians, two
|teachers and two minis'e rs, viz: De
LsMatyr, Of Indiana, and Anderson,
OF Kansas. Iu the Senate, besides
the lawyers, there are eight mer-
charts or other business men, four
planters or farmers, one doctor, one
editor. one banker, one mine owner
snd operator, and one senator of no
profession or business, unless it be
politics
During General Grants visit here,
and at one of the dinners given in bis
honor, be was asked which city
among all he had visited, he liked the
best, and the reply came quickly:
washington; l think il ia the hand
soonest city in the world" This little
strsw Is Que OF the many that have
shown that the ex-president is by nc
means averse to taking quarters il
this city again.
Senior De La Losta, minister from
Venez1ela, who has long been one o.
of the most popular members of thu
diplomatic corps in Washington. vii
leave in few days for trip to Cali
fornis, intending 10 remain there ant
elsewhere in the west until mex
autumn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-01-04
PORTRAITS! PORTRAITS !
FOX & SYMONS
80 & 80 Main Street,

Beg to thank their Friends and the
Public for the generous patronage be-
slowed upon them during the past FIVE
years; and have much pleasure in an
nouncing that their MAIN GALLERY,
SO Main street, has been handsomely
decorated and furnished throughout, and
is now under the management Of Mr.. G.
W. SYMONS.
In consequence of the great increase
of business, Messrs F. s. s. have leased
the Gallery formerly occupied by Mr.. G.
W. Carter and opened BRANCH
GALLERY, under the management Of
Mr.. ALEXANDER FOX.
Both Galleries have received from the
east the Finest Accessories and Back
grounds, painted by the first artists, for
picturesque effects, that can be procured,
comprising Interiors, Terrace and Bal
cony, Boating, Cottage, Window, etc.:
etc. These, with the addition of new and
improved instruments, enable them to
compete with and surpsss the productions
Of any other gallery in Salt Lake. The
public are respectfully invited to visit
both galleries and see for themselves.
@-Just Received, q Large Assortment
of Net0 Styles Of Fro1seS, VetVet
Goods, etc, on exhibition in the ShotO
rooms Of both galleries. n2S
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-01-04

The NEW YORK lawmakers, Last
winter, enacted law fixing the rate
OF interest in that state at 6 per cent.
per aanum, while old statutes provide
sevare penalties for receiving a higher
rate. The new law went into effect
on the fret of the year. 1t is enc Of
the strange things OF the world that
legislators will not understand that
interest is something they cannot
regulate. The man who has the
money and the man who borrows it,
will get around the best law ever
famed. Tbs borrower will pay all
or more than the money is worth,
and the lender will zee that he does
it. The lawmakers might as well say
how much the farmer shall get for
his potatoes. as fix the price that the
banker will receive for the use of his
gold.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-01-04
RELIGIOUS SERVICES To-
DAY.

CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LAT
TER-DAY SAINTS. - Quarterly Con-
ference at 10 a m. and pm, in the Salt
Lake Assembly Hall. No ward meetings
nor Sunday Schools.
ST, MARKS CATHEDRAL-Mornin
service at IL am, Sunday School at Gas
am. Evening service at pm.
ST. PAUL's CHAPEL, corner Of Fifth
South and Second West eets.-Sunday
School go pm.
CATHoLIC.-Churcho of st. Mary Mag
dalene, Rev. Father Seaman, Pastor.
CATHOLIC SERVICE at Fort Douglas
the second Sunday of each month at 10
o'clock am.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.-Presch ching
at IL am by the pastor, Rev. r. G
MeNiece. Sabbath school at $50 am.
FIRST M. E. CHURcH.-Service s at IL
am. and 7.I5 pm. Sunday School at
1915 The public generally and strang-
ers in particular, are invited to attend.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-01-04
THE DECISION
The Supreme Court of Maine
Gives HIS Opinion.

The Supreme Court of Maine
Gives HIS Opinion.
Bangor, 3.-Following is the official
text OF the unanimous opinions Of the
judicial court. finished and
signed this afternoon in answer to the
questions submitted by the governor.
Question one-When the governor
and council have decided that there
is no return from a city on which
representatives can be summoned to
attend and take their seats in the
legislature, is it their duty to order g
new election, or is it competent for
the House of Representatives. if it
shall appear there was an election OF
such representatives in fact, to admit
them to seats, though noreturn there
of was made and delivered into the
Office of the secretary of state?
AnsWer-No authority is given to the
governor and council, when there is
no return, to order a new election.
When the seat o representative has
been vacated by death, resignation or
otherwise, provision is made by the
revised statate for filling the existing
vacancies. By these provisions,
whenever municipal officers therein
mentioned, by any means, have a
knowledge of the death OF a repre-
sentative elect, or OF a vacancy caused
III any other way, it is their duty to
order a new election. If itappears to
the house of representatives that
there was au election in fact,
they should admit them to their seatss
though no returns thereof was made
to the secretary of state. A repre-.
sentative is not to be deprived of his
rights because municipal officers
have neglected their duty.