The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-09-11
From the Toledo Blade.l
Tne trouble In the Democratic Camp
and hoW Mr.. Nasty Settled It.

e-.---' .<<|~E<fCt icQ OIl IIl0 lSldIlu. i
hev p'Hln many tite place in my
lie, paf never in SO tite one ez this.
" Wa close time when I deserted
from 700 l.ooisianer Peikins and wuz
beln sAot at by the Pelikins from be-
blnd AAd the Fedrals from the front,
wien N the normal condition NV a
N9rtnefn Dimekrat and | wuz in
some [rlIble wen / wuz President NV
the O2imited Trust and Confidence
Conn 10y, and wuz pursood by a
infpoxhted mob, but them escapes
pale 1lto insignifcance compared
with at|E lndergeed Yesterday.
s. 'ssas y: ne Aax W. set apart, Han
COCK and me, to receive delegashnns
wich we do wunst week. This is
alluz our tryin day, and hev to be
in Ginral Hancock's room to ASSIST
him. He is very much in need NV a
Statesman, and l serve him in that
capacity.
The delegashuns come all to once,
an ther wuz purity mix. The first
that got awjence wuz from Inieany.
The cheerman remarkt that his
devoshun to Dinocrisy and his adj
miration NV Ginral Hancock, our
standard barer, wuz sublime. He
pledged Injeany to the nominee, bv
very large majority, onless our
trends in Kentucky disappointed us,
witch they wood not. But he come
to lay before the President that is to
be, the views Nv the Dimocrisy NV
Injcany, shown wat Dimocrisy is in
that State. Wat the Dimocrisy NV
Injeany wantid wuz totle destruck-
shun NV the Nashnel banks, and an
Unlimited ishoo Nv greenbax by the
General Government. The Dimoc-
risy NV Injeany, ,ez wun man dem an
did fiat money, and all they wantid
Nv it.
The Ginral remarkt that he hedn't
he'd time to give much attenshun to
the question NV finance, but he he'd
no doubt that the Injeany polisy wuz
the kerrect thing. He pledged his
self, eff electid, TO devote some spare
afternoon to the study Nv finance an
he'd no doubt NV his doin the right
thing.
The Foo York delegashun remarkt
that they he'd a word to say ez to
wat Dimorrisy wuz. Dimocrisy in
Moo York meant a gold basis, and
the continyooance NV the National
banks, and no fiat money. Fiat
money meant repoodiashen, rooin-
The Injeany man remarkt that he'd
be dam eff any bloatid bondholder,
wich he'd got rich off the labor NV
the boundin West shood dictate to
him. Eff the Dimocrisy wanted In
jeany they must come to Injeany's
idee.
The Moo Yorker retortid that no
Injeany repudiashunist shood dictate
to the Dimocrisy NV Moo York.
Ginral Hancock remarkt thet ez he
he'd sed afore, he hedn't given the
subjeck that keerful attenshun wich
its importance demands, but
The Pennsylvany delegation broke
in. Wat the Dimocrisy NV Pennsyl-
vany wanted and must hev, wuz a
high pertectiye tariff, and without
it
Ginral Hancock remarkt that he
he'd never given the tariff question
any attenshun, but ez seon ez he got
thro with Nashnel Bankin and FL
nance, after the eleckshun, he wood
study it. He he'd already procoored
all the necessary books on the subjick.
The Illinoy delegashun swore that
they wood hev no tariffs. Dimocricy
meant free trade, and no grasuin
monepolis shood come here in the
name NV Dimocrisy, and
Teers wuz a fillin the Ginral's eyes,
when l interfered. 1t wuz high time,
for ther wuz six more delegashuns to
speak, all from diffrent parts NV the
kentry, and l foresaw wat terrible
season ther wood be eff oil wuzn't
poured onto the troubled waters.
"Gentleman," said 1, ga word eff
you please, in season. You are all,
doubtless, good Dimekrats, but yoo
amt none NV 700 got the proper no.
shun NV wat Dimocrisy RELY does
mean. Dimocrisy is comprehens
sive word, and kiyers great deal of
ground. Our Injeany friend wants
Unlimited money-he may cherish his
n0shun and still be good Dimekrat.
Our Moo York friend wants hard
money he shell cherish his belief.
The Ginral and me hev no deieck-
shuns. Likewise ez to the tariff and
free trade. There is room fer all, and
plenty to spare for all other beleefs.
"But the primary, central, con-
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