The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-06-25
PITH AND POINT.

WHEN a mans aft collar button comes
off his choler rises.
A QUARREL among printers usually
takes the form of quad-wrangle.
WHY should the letter "g" be greatly
priced by farmers ? Because it changes
rain into grain.
A PRINTERS girl fell exhausted into
his arms at a ball. It was a feint to
work In an EN- brace.
You RE q man after my own keart.'
as the blushlng maiden confessed when
her lover proposed marriage.
IF an unemployed man can find moth
ing else to do, he can always find stu
alton as head waiter by going into a
crowded barber shop to get his hair cut.
GEORGE, dear, don't you think it's
rather extravagant to eat butter with
that delicious jam?" "No, love; econ-
omical. The same piece of bread does
for both.
THERE are things that will make
man mad, but one is enough when his
wife tells him he can't have any dinner
because she couldn't get the wash-boiler
off the stove In time.
A YOUNG lawyer in Kentucky, when
the Judge decided case against him,
said to the court "Well, now, shall
take the case to another Judge, and let
him guess what the law is.
WHAT was it? Invent out in the woods
and got it. After I got it I looked for it.
The more [ looked for it the less [ liked
it. [ brought it home in my hand, be-
cause [ couldn't find it. A silver.
A LITTLE boy was walking with his
mamma, and there fell from above his
head an avalanche of SCOT blown by the
wind from neighboring chimney.
Helloa?' cried he, quite astonished,
"some niger snow!''
THE reason why women have little or
no success at fishing is because but few
OF them possess nerve enough to hold
the worm between their teeth so that
they can use both hands in getting the
hook out of their back hair
A YOUNG gentleman being pressed
very hard in company to sing, even after
he had solemnly assured them he could
not, observed testify they intended to
make a butt of him. Ono, my good
SIR" said Root, "we only want to get
stave out of you"
The latest from the logic class Pro-
fessor-" Miss c., give an example of
true conclusion drawn from two false
premises" Miss c." Logic is an easy
study; that's false. [ don't like easy
studies; that's false. don't like logic;
that's true. :" Glass dismissed.
"YoU must not play with that little
girl, my dear, said an injudicious par
emit "But, ma, I like her; she is a
good little girl, and I am sure she
dresses as pretty as l do and she has
lots Of toys" CT cannot help that, my
DEAR" replied the foolish mother; cher
father is a shoemaker. "But [ don't
play with her father; I play with her;
she amt shoemaker. D
A CLERGYMAN once visited lady of
his parish who had just lost her hus-
band, in order to offer consolation, and,
upon her earnest inquiries as to the re-
union OF families in heaven, he strongly
asserted his belief in that fact; and
when she asked with anxiety whether
any time must elapse before friends
would be able to find each other in the
next world, he emphatically said, "No
they will be united at once.'' He was
thinking of the happiness Of being able
to offer the relief of such faith, when
she broke in upon his meditations by ex-
claiming, sadly, " Wei, his first qUife
has got him, then, by this time !''