Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-09-10
THE MAIN POINTS.
The Philosopher Of the Corners Lays Down
the Principles Necessary 70 Make the
south Everything 60 BE Set Back
Exactly as nc Was.


The Philosopher OF the Corners Lays Down
the Principles Necessary 20 Make the
South SolId---Everything GO BE Set Back
Exactly as nc Was.
From the Toledo Dlade.l
CONFEDRIT X ROADS,
twioh is i'm the State NV kentuckyO
August Ia, 1880 }
The Corners hev bin consultin. Not
doin any plantin or hoein, and conse-
kently not being bothered with any
reapin, we hev plenty NV time to run
the Government. That wuz wat give
the South its pre- eminence in the old
times. Hevin niggers to do all our
work, we Good give our hull minds to
poker, hoss-racin and Government,
while the scrimpin North wuz botherin
itself with bildin railroads, and factries
and sich other belittlin pursoots. Them
wuz halcyon days, and we perpose,
the Lord bein willin, to hev EN- back
again.
The result NV our consultashen may
be briefly statid. Wat we want is to
wipe out all the remanin sines NV the
late onpleasantnis, and git back TO the
old harmony and accord Nv the yeers
afore 1860. We want to plow up the
battil-feelds, to develop the good old
brotherly feelin, and clasping our hands
across the differences wich Onfortoonit-
ly divided us, be wunst more wun in
sentiment, wun in feelin, wun in inter-
ests, all under one flag.
To do this, NV couse, everything must
be sot back eggsackly where it wuz.
So long ez any vestiges NV the result NV
the war are visible, NV course we shell
be reminded that there wuz a war, and
then our harts will be fired, and the ugly
! feelin will come up.
This is about the terms the Corners
will be compelled to demand:
1. That ther may be no unpleasant
remembrances of the great struggle
left, Afrikin slavrey shell be re-estab-
lished, with the chance given the South
NV eXtendin the institooshen to the
! Chinese and poor whites, wich wuz wat
we intendid afore the War.
2. To placate the South, which hez
| he'd its feelins hurt, the Gineral Govern
ment shell pay for all the niggers liber-
| ated wich can't be found, with a SCOTIA
BILE compensashun for the time NV
those emancipatid by the feend Linkin.
3. Ez a proper thing to attach the
! South TO the YoOnyun and restore
proper feelin, the Gineral Government
shoOd to-wunst pay all losses sustained
by the South doorin the War, no matter
! by which side inflicted, and not lookin
too thundrin close into the claims wich
may be presentid.
4. That no vestige NV bitternis may
remane-that the last root may be dug
out-penshuns shood be paid by the
Gineral Government to Southern soljers
in the servis NV the Confedracy, datin
EN- back to the close Nv the War, the
same ez Fedral soljers.
8. That the South may feel proper
interest in the Government, ther shood
be inoggeratid very extensive system
NV internel Improvements in the South.
To make il perfectly shoor this system
must mcleod the slack-watrin NV Sc
ceshn erik, the bildin NV gorgeous
Custom-House and Postoiflis at the
Cross Rodes, with sich other improve
ments ez from time to time we may de-
side we want.
g. To clinch the continyood alegi-
ance NV the South, all these payments
shood be made in Government bonds
bearin intrest at the rate NV per cent,
to be knowd ez 1.-THE Consiliashen Sc.
ries,' which makes it shoor that the
South will never sesede till they hev
spent ther bonds anyhow. 1t wood
prevent both seceshn ez well ez repoo.
diashen, and wood go a great ways
toward hoidin the South to the old flag.
No Sutherner wood think of secediu
with government bond in his pokkit.
These are the main pints. Wv course
it wood be materially understood that
the Dimocrisy shood hev clean ma.
iority in both Houses NV Congris, and
that the President, eff he is a Northern
man, shel be in sympathy with the op
prest South, and shell agree to sign
} without question any bill wich the Con
girls shell pass.
We shell not insist that the name NV
! the Government shell be changed tt
, that of the ''Confedrit States" for we
, don't want to offend our brethren uV
,, the North who will be payin intrest OF
! our bonds.
,, The Corners make no appeal to the
] good feelin NV the North, but only t
] their selfshniss. Eff the North want
to consulate MS, now is the chance. Z
, the North wants peece and harmony i
I hez now golden opportoonity. W.
g admit we wuz beet in war, and hev biz
: beet in votin, but if we git back all tina
! we lost by the war, with enutf added t.
: make up for our feelins bein hurt, W.
forgive EN-. We are a forgivin race
/ and magnanimus ez well. Wat W,
4 want is peece, and the meens NV livil
], i'll peece.
' Win the North embrace this oppor
I tunity, by electin Hancock, or will
b perpetooate the old feelin by makil
T. Garfield PresidentP
!. That is the question wich ever,
q Northern man must anser for hisself.
|. We NV the South shell deposit on
/ votes for Hancock and Peece, and she
q shoot thro the kidneys every man il
the Southern States wich is not in ak
kord with us. We must hev Peece.
4 PETROLEUM V. Nasty,