The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-12-14
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EzogANas scINHLlAGloNs

4 aror IL a good deal like, the lie
publican party.--it couldn't get along
well without it's banks. l-Dittoe. .
Il'smetty difficult for asman h
earn his bread by the sweat OF hi,
brow in such weather as, thir.7~sIst,
Jouraat. ~ -
Ii VIC were asgirl we wonil select .
lover from among ,ailors. for they ali
know how TO press a suit.--Brecken
sidsc News
In these days the bean charms the
belle with his sleighs, and the belle
Stays tho bear with her charms
breckenridge News.
New Orleans hotels are substitute
ins white girls for negro Walters, aed
Ike the change. So db the young
geutlsman boarders.-- Breckenridge
News.
A grocer ought to have plenty o
sand in his gizzartl, but he ought t.
be cageiuT thas his gizzard isn't IN
enrked when he's lsaning over the su.
gar barrel. Glasgow Times.
Some wretci says Sarah Bernhard
and Alice Oates ought to form a, part
nership, Sarah has four children and
no husband, while Alice has four hus-
hands and 70 children,--Franklori
Yeoman. - ~ ssfa5
Sadie Bernhardt requests US to say
that her next appearance in America
will not be in the role of mother OF
the children Of the Abbey" Made
moiselie Ia mere has previous en-
gagement -Courier-Journal,
TheMadison (Ind) Star speaks
in astonislihgIy high praise, indeed
buckles it up TO the last hole, Of
christian mothcrs whoghave reared
such men as James A. Garfield"
Brethren, sing, on page 800 Emin-
euce Constilutionalist.
Tho Nevada papers assert that a
fisherman iound q petri6ed woman in
Cascade lake. We never fonnd one
petri6cd. We havs occasionally
found stony. hearted one, aud with
a petrifed look as she, unloyingly
gazed at ps.--Sundays FINES.
Zcae Young invites the Western
Kcntncsy Press toshoil its meeting
atrNsaisonville, and promises pref
ty ga to cESsbashelof. editorf
'Twon't do. Zcuo; the girls would all
want us, and there wouid be a row
between them about it,-Grecnvile
Echo. sH~
The "dewii'' hung up the; office
towel on the fept door of the Green
vile Echo Office, and Trey Woodson
has brsn tryipgts palm it off on his
uusophlsticatea. upsaspecnng sub
scribers as a badge Of m jnrains put l
there for the de,eat u Hancock. sNvel
don't charge cent for exposing the
hnmbag eMadisonville Times.
The press Of Kentucky owes much
to Rev. l.. .. 'Wooliork, of Kentucky,
who is preaching that tae hell-fire
spoken Of in Scripture is Literal fire.
The press could very well afford 10
pay the reverend gentleman i salary
as an evangelisssso travel sosere :he
country and preachto delinquent sab
scribers.-Clarksville Tobacco Leaf. |
Down in Bowling Green letter
came through the mail addressed. TO
the biggest fool in town., There
was controversy whether a fellow
who bet on thiwble-rig with a CIRCUS
side-show or the girl who giggled and
whispered in church should have it.
A jury was organized and they
promptly gave it to the girl, and
severely feprimanded the post master
for having Questioned her right
Glasgow Times. =
The Henderson News says that
onion parties are Becoming. frequent
In the rural districts; Five, or six |
young ladies take an onion, one OF |
them eats a pieceofit, and. thea me |
Young men are to kiss every .,4e OF
the ladies' and guess who ate he on
lou. Should they fail to z 4ess right,
then the young ladies kiss the gentle
men, giving them another chance to
guess, and 1t may be added that the
game continues the whole evening
without the right young lady ever be-
ing guessed GAINESVILLE Tobaccol'
Leaf. ~ 90 lal
Meecham says. there Is need of a
new word in the place Of the word
marry which is ambiguous: that
a minister can, mot only "marry9 his
own wife, but, can ''marry"the wives
OIL all his neighbors who commit mat
We think that if some. other
way was invented tolell the tale we
all tell, there would be more hope of
success for those who do not tell i'll
well. Under present rules. it is AS
stupid and common place, yet as cer-
tain, as conversation about the
seathsr. The novelty and thrillilgls
delight is more than hali-deadened,
BY their having heard the same,
'ameness; unless, the listener he
'erent inmate of a closely guarded
lursery.-Union Democrat. 3 Il,
n Do YOU see the poor. thin
Va man? How sad it is to be
Ma poor, and have no turkey to
fa%a eat. Who is the man? He i
~ is an, easi-ror, What is an
T% ged-i-tor? An editor is a
\ | man who fobs his own stom /
- ach 10 ill the heads of other I
"a people. Poor mani L will
VA send him a big, fat turkey 9
u 4 for his Christmas dinner.
* Do you see the fat,
TX 4 thick man? Yes, i can