Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1880-01-22
LEAP YEAR.
Bachelors OF CfallIpolis.

lady friends. to furnish list OF tn
bachelors in the city. There is plent
of good timber in it, and some Of
seasoned too.
GEORGE Householder three scor
and ten; has heart as big as cor
basket, and correctly located under hi
vest pattern; ought to have been mar
ried long, long ago.
r. ALEsHIRE, JR.-Under forty;
fancy free; we fear he is becoming
chronic bachelor; you would bette
send In your proposals early; generou
and open-hearted.
DR.. F. A. CRoMLEY-Fat and hand
some; good natured and full of iun
plenty old enough to marry, but likel.
he has never once thought of it. WI
recommend the Doctor to cure hear
disease, 80
CHARLEY PrrRAr-Tall, dignified ant
reserved; is good catch; we will in
dorse him; his heart Is a model target
for Cupid's shafts. ~
DR.. F, s. PHILLIps-.The most gallant
bachelor in town; is candidate FOL
matrimony; he is not so young as he
once was; he doesn't propose to wall
another four years. In the battle Of
lite the right girl will have hero
to-back-her.
C. FRED HENKING-Young, polite,
pleasant and neat; Fred Is one of the
best boys in town; has a whole heart
for some fair damsel; strike even before
the iron gets hot; others wiles and
honeyed smiles may tear him from your
reach. a
C. M. FILLMoRE--He never married
on account of his extreme bashfulness.
No one asked him to marry, and he
never married; leap years were made
for bashful men like Charley; ladies, it
is high time he was married.
Jos. MULLINEUx-One of the boys !;
the pride, pet and plaything of the
ladies; the handsomest man in the city !;
why he never married is mystery
even to himself.
FRANK S. FoRD-Ought to be ashamed
to allow his name to be put on this list;
bait your hook with beauty, not bangs,
if you would catch Frank.
JOHN r. McCoRMIcK-A (n) ice man;
sweet singer, and true lover; John
has days of grace which he is not likely
to sin away; heed not the report that
his heart is another's.
WILL KLING-A jolly good fellow, and
business all over; Bill has never been
crossed in love or soured by reflections;
he wants to marry, and we therefore
give him this gratuitous send off.
t'TELL" BARLow-Is the uptown
model of manhood; is good fellow,
genuine to boot; is a star catch,
and if he don't get halt-soled soon, we
will put him on the retired list.
WILL. BRosIUs-William IS a sweet
gushing child of nature, fat and fair;
marketable and not at q discount; his
affections are not pre-empted; VIII.
will. Eg
FRED. W. DAGEs-We would have
kept Fred's name out of this list if he
had only come and asked us-5ut he
didn't, and hence this thusness; Fred
wants to marry, we see 1t In his eye; to
pick Fred up is to lick up a splendid
fellow.
JOHN W. CHERINGToN--A favorite
among the ladies; face and form as fair
as lovers ideal; he is the capital prize
in the wheel, and if he doesn't get
married soon, we are going to superanu-
ate him.
JOE SILvERxAN-Judge not the depth
of his affections by his stature, for you
win be deceived IL you do; Joe is o. X.
j. N. IRwIN-Merch. owes a duty to
some young lady somewhere, and he
ought to pay it; we expect an invita-
ton; Merch. Isn't just ready, however.
to halve his rights and double his re-
sponsibilities.
WILLIAM WATsoN-The model boy of
the town; Billy has more friends among
the ladies than any boy in town; it is
the eighth wonder why Billy hasn't
long since gone down before the fluted
ruffies.
GEORGE ALExANDER-Fixed in life
except the wife part; Georges soul is
as big as the Methodist Church and he
yearns to caress some sweet, little lump
of delicious helplessness.
JAMES d. BELL-Jim is a tip-top fell
low, but hard to harness; he has fatty
refused to sign the contract In his
bachelor club, which binds the signer
not to marry within year, which fact
we consider significant.
THos. r. HAYwARD--Tommy can't
explain why he isn't married to save
himself from celibacy; he too is fixed
and furnitured; we don't want to have
TO put Tommy on the crusty old bache-
lor list, but If he doesn't hustle around a
little more lively in this matrimonial
matter, we will not be responsible for
him.
FRANK A. Nash--A chronic case OF
pure Loneliness; is good material; would
make a kind husband and indulgent
father; Frank is all right, his only fault
being that he is single.
s. A. RArHBURN--Lon too Is favor
ite among the fair, but alas his hear
is no longer his own, consequently hs
is lost TO you.
CHAs. ADAMs-Here we are again; Is
another fine young man, pining away
for some one to love; could love harder
than a school girl; would have mar.
ried years ago If he hadn't forgotten it.
NICK. A. SPRAGUE-CounciIman ani
contractor, but he has sadly neglected
to make the one contract that counts
Kendree is one Of our best young men
and the ladies are all living awar,