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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

Illustrated Marriage Guide, 200 pages.
cloth aud gilt binding. SO cents: same in
paper covers, 25 cents. Manhood, 10
cents; w ON anhood, TO- cents: Pamphlet, 3
cents securely sealed, by mail, Send
money or postage stamps. Dr.. WHITTIER.
the great specialist. cit ST. Charles
St. Louis, Mo
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

are united in SOZODONT. A few drops
en- the brush make delightful lather for
the mouth. which is fragrant and health
full. SOZODONT tightens the teeth in
their sockets, restores them TO their oriei-
nal color, and ia altogether the most agree
able wash over offered to the public. Itis
economical and pleasant. EA
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02
New York Market.

4 New York Market.
sr - NEW York, Oct 2.
!. st-- FINANCIAL.
Gold 90
Money!
0overnments-Higher.
q. q. Bonds 6R cent eos 1881. ....i04sG
4Ms OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 10A
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COMMERCIAL
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39M.
Pork-Nominal; iS o.
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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

a stitch in time saves nine" is a good
motto for SPALDING's GLUE It preserves
the furniture from destruction and can be
applied by any householder. s
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02
RHODE ISLAND .

PRoYIDEoCE. Oct 2.-Brockway. the
forger, was sentenced to years IN the
states prison.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

ss'Tis beauty truly bIent whose red and white,
Natures own sweet and cunning hand laid on.
PoEzuni's powder imparts richness
Making the ekin as soft as down.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

sra aoenm usated evidence OF nearly thirty vaa 70
ha1. ~ fhat the Bisters is certain remedy fof ma
ar3s se aae yell as iss sures preVentiye that
sss ssasRsa @
pal.n. 9rheunrtism urinary and uterine disarders
gou 4 limuarfs vigor 70 the feeble and cheers the
tnsL s :. III iIa ii inYigorstes the body ~ ~
ulna ssle by oil Druggists and Dealers generallv
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02
PEERLESS CORN STARCH,

For Ice Cream, Puddincs, Blanc Mango, Rtc.,t
is the most delicious OF eli preparations. on Ac-
count of its purity, eminent physieans consider IL
preferable to Bermuda Arrow Root for children
and invalids. Sold by all grocers, Samples sent
free to all.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

POSITIVELY CURED, also Blind aDd Bleed
Piles, Flstuia, Salt Rheum, and all disea-
ses OF the skin by the use of
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02
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Z Corn-Firm; 395s cash; 40h Nov.
Oats-Strong ald higher; 3eE cash; 3oa Nov.
Rye-S2. MW
Barley-T4M.
Pork-Firm; 1s 25 cash; IL 671f Nov.
Lard-Stronger; IS cash and Nov.
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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

Hogs Receipts II 900; moderately active; ligh
5Q110c lower S0G15 90; heavy unchanged.
Cattle-Receipte 800; nominal; choice nothing
25GE3 10.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-02

eE- Sold by Druggists every whel
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

Csort convened in Squire's Opera
house yesterday forenoon, Roger 8.
Greene, Chief Jastics. rsesidias.
The grand jury vas called md ssorn
in, after which the Judge delivered his
charge to them. and appointed T. n.
Alvord. foreman, after which they re-
tired.
NV Mills, W W Barker and Ned
Brisooe were appointed bailiffs for the
tsrm.
Asssrs John Keenan,. RsA II Rylati
and Dennis O'Kieth appeared. With
witnesses, snd we're made citizeos ol
ths United States. Mr. keenan, bad
supposed that his honorable discbseRa
from tbs army Vas sufficient to entitls
hin 20 citiseoship. bat On 6ading eat
his mistake. he fastened to correct il
by taking the oath OF sllegiencs 70 hia
adopted country.
Tss remainder of The day Vas taken
up in arguing motions and demurrers
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17
Bio oapEns DECLINED -Ms~-,

Bro ORpERs DECLINED -Msss.s
Hall X Psulssn are in receipt Of large
orders Tor b :dst~ads and ether furui-
turs from San Frsncisce and British
Columbia. which they ere unable to
I'LL. Tor want Of the necessary machinery
TO manufacture it. An lxTxLLreExcER
reporter Vas in their Office Yesterday.
while Mr. Hall Vas writing 10 . custo-
rner In Sso Francisco, Of the firms in.-
biiify 20 Ill sn order for 500 bedaeads.
Tor the reason above stated. The re
porter asked NJ Hall Why they did not
borrow moDey and pat in the mschine-
~ required for the naa ufacture Of
furniture on . larger scale. end thus be
able to OIL orders - fast - they came
IN. Mr. Hail rsplisd. Men viii espi
tel 10 S~astls, have bat little enterprise,
and will not lend . dollss without .
psrsonal not~ heavily endorsed. and
they will dem nd ] par csnt pr mouth
Tor the money besides. This business
csn hardly stand, and ve would rather
worry aiang till things take . change.
Two o. tbrer thousand dollars would
BUY eli The secsssasy machinery, and
With this the nra could ~ once give
employ ment - fifteen additional met,
and keep them employed. Having their
Own power. o~"Iug their - swiIl and
factory. and crt,iag their o~s lumber
81 . greatly Iesiacsd rate. this drm can
manofsc,srs . 'upsrior quality sf, fur
nture. aud sH..rd TO sell IL at o lower
figure than thr cheap. cisptr.p ssste.n
,t1G can Ire shipped oat snd .old for
Th'rr are Ma other ind1s'ris. that
would pay lag iividends, lsyi. 9 ur.-
Developed snd antoached simply for
the wat II lr;ls capital to st them
10 o.. .ti,n
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17
SEATTLE Coss,osEKs PER Cry O

SEATTLE CoSsioSEEs PER CRY Oh
CHEsrER. "A Onh. A Anderson, A
Hess. Poyd Il Po.ein. G p Stone L. Co
@ Esmooin. Card Il Lair, Crawford 4
Harrington. b P.arsa,. y Gasch, Gee
+ Aaginnis. Frauenthai Bros, J II
Smith. II Hurley II Uhlfelder. Hal
Brns. j BoGrke. Jones' Il McComb,
N saunders. j Christ. John Sullivan,
N Bigslnw. Jim Zimmerman. ia.
Spencer. Kellogg & Snyder. Kelly 4
Young. L R~iniy. l. = Rowe. l. Fl Ten
ny. l. Newman. VI Bell. NJ X Mad
docks. Mrs NJ II Msddocks. MT Cody
& Co. p J Healry. Pium,n.r ~ Young
X q Graves, b q benedict Il Co, |.
Peterson. Schwabacher Bros Il Co.. S
Baxter. + G Wilson. ToklAs s. Singer.
man. W. Jennings. W Henderson,
Wsddell & Miles. Wa Choue. w H
Shoudy. w Montgomery, Wald & Comp
bill. Wells. Fargo d Co.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

kxcURsloN TO 3EABEcK.-On Daxt
Saturday the largest ship ever built on
Pagst SQUAD will be launched IL Sea-
beck. and . handsome schooner will
slso l,~ launched The same day. Par
ties from oil pSfts OF The Sound will Be
pres~nt on the scssioa. and quite .
number have exirrssrd deSsre 10 W.
fro@ Seattle. Nc believe steps are b
ing takea to get up an excursion fos
that day. leaving here II the nor ming
and returning tlsc same evening. hut NJ
dsdaits arrangements have brsa mads
A soon - ths sfair assumes tangible
shape Il viii DO daily anaeancsd 10
The lxTELLIagNcgK.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17
Tue CRY OF CmEsrxa.-This steam

Tue CRY OF CmEsrxR. steam.
ship. under command Of Capt G Reich.
man. sailed from San Francisco on
Tuesday. Aug 10th, ct 3 Pm having
on board l02 passsugsrr. q bags mali
matter. 6232 packages merchandise and
e21 600 in trsssurr. Of which $4,000
were for Seattle. Her Sound freight
was Is tons for Port Townsend, 93 tons
for Seattle, "a tons for Tscoma and "a
tons for Olympia. A fais passage up
Was enjoyed. aud the usual landings
made at victoris aud Port Townsend.
the steamer arriving here ct IN early
hour Sunday morning. Late In the
aftsrnooo she departed for New Tsco-
ma. after short stop ct which place
she sailed for Nsnaimo. there TO load
with coal
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

SrakLT RAnwAY.-The projectors
of thu Ses,tir street r.ilwsy are anx-
iousiy a~.itin. tue grading IL Front
street. b-y."ri the rsiifoasi, in order to
get their y ork nader way. A petition
- nov being circulated among the
property holders along thu route. and il
sufficient namler Of signatures are
obtained. the Council Will undoubtedly
order the work done. The sooner steps
ere takeu ia this matter the better. as .
great portion Of the job should b. fia-
isbed befors thu wet weather sets iu
With few exceptions, the street. up 40
far ~ Pike 10 in good condition.. and the
grading Of il from Pike TO the barrel
factory. would bs com parativsly easy
undertaking IL d.ne during the ploas-
ant fall weather. All property owners.
who have their own and the city's in.
terest st heart, should sign the petition
nov in circulstisn for presentation to
thu Council. and do ell they can to in
ducs their neiRhb~s TO do the sane.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

PAssExoEns-Ths passengers brought
80 the City 81 Chester were uAmed -
islloss: Mas n PEBBLES. Miss 3 Pss-
hlss. l. MUIR. n @ Clark and vile. w
n Stombs. n berry. Miss Georgia
Crawford, Capt " y Webbes. 2 Sissn-
sou. F B Potter, wife and : daughters
and sas. Mrs q W Boyd. Mis- = Buck
lin, n Dunn. Va Neara 4 j Cutch-
rem. r AcCAllum. Mrs les Spsecsr and
childrsu. 9 Brockway. b q Cclveli.
HI Nortaa. II Fisher. Mrs Linsledt
asd dAughter. Ars n Cusley aud
daughter. T ssynoar. wife and child.
Jshu S,snwick ADD % in the steersge.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

CAPszzp.-A we'll known young
fellow Of this city vent mp White
river. . fev days ago. 70 - his girl.
end while there proposed 70 taks her
sut boat riding On the river. After BE-
ing out quite while the young fellow
landed his sweetness. and thought b
wonld cut up some didoss in the best
and show his girl what On expert boat
man he ~as During the perfarmauce
the bo-s upsst ard Mr. r went h~Adlong
into the water snd came near being
drowned. He finally succeeded 10 get
ting ashoe-. and on arriving Ut the
hoass Of bis lsdylovs. went to hsd
While she dried out his clothes. The
boat has mt yet been picked Up
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

Tnosx Cow BELls.-Within the pest
tsw days We have heard several per-
sons co~plain that the officers do not
do:sthsir dsty in NOT removing Tells
from cows that run about town, when
Ia fact the fsult lays with the people
ssgrisved BY the noise fos mot complain
ing To the City Marshal. In order TO
make this more plain. We give ths
full text OF Section /. Ordnance No.
90. which roads 10 follose Any per-
son agsrievsd BY the ringing Of . bsll
worn By . caw. may make complaint 70
the City Marshal OF such grisvance;
when IL shalt b ths euty al the mar.
shall 10 setify the owner Of such COW Of
such grievances; aud in case the owner
Of such Gov doss not take o6 from such
oew hsr he'll. % shall b the daty 81 The
City Mssehal % b, do.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

A. O. U. w.-The total mssnbership
Of the A o U W On Nay 1st. lSSe. II
shown by the receipts Of the beneficiary
money, vas si.6Si. The amount oi
insure nee that tho A D U W carris1
upon ito membsrship 10 over tl60. co.
coo. Oaly short sios since. On en-
tirs lodge 81 A o q w. in Portland,
lvss saspsDdsd fsr no other reason than
the Rscordcr's neglect 70 falali III
duty.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

FURNITURE CONTACT Messrs Hall
& Psuisnn Of this city have recs,ved
the contract TO furnish the fursiturs
for Hslstead's large hotel ct New
Tscnna. the Seattle manufacturers b
ing able to get up . better quality Of
goods far less money than any house in
Portland or San Frsnciscn. The hotel
will bs plainly but neatly furnished.
with articles made Ut oar native weeds.
tbs fret installmsnt Of which wess ship
Ied up on the Messenger last week.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

REAL EsrArg. The following are
the transactions in real estate. - re-
corded in the Auditors Office. since Our
last report:
Alvin Bsgley % o @ Root. not 4.
block 70. A A Dsnsy's edition. $500
Frank L Plummsr OF al TO sarah J
Plu@msr. lots 2. 8 sod I. block IL,
Msynsrd's addition; 81.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

LSiies. we have . nice assortment OF
oolored sugars for cakes. &C.. at the
Bureau.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

To Lxr.-A trent roo9. over Sender
sns gvoesy sAnes. latssy oocapisd b.
n. Baelsy. Apply % +. Ms0uys-
jy8-d2
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17

SoMgrMIxa Ngw.-An insurance
oompAsy has been fnrmsd 10 Colorado
fos the parposs Of insssing the lives Of
hnrses, cattle and other stock. which b
doue On vsry much the esae principle
- The Insurance. u human life. An
axsncy hes already been sstsblishsd il
this city; Mr. McLurs hsiag IN its
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-08-17
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Dsa't SseSsl = ~ - Darsaa eiear
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MISCELLANEOUS.

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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-01-10
Uncle Remus's Homemade Philosophy.

Pigs dunno wat pens fer.
Dogs don't bite at de front gate.
Colt in the barley-patch kick high.
Pullet can't roost too high fer de owl.
De howlin' dog know wat he sees.
.Bline hoss don't fall wen he follers de
bit.
Don't fling away de empty wallet.
Black snake know de way ter de hin
nes'.
Looks won't do ter split rails wild.
DE pig dat runs off wild de year er
corn gifts little mo- dan de cob.
Licker talks mighty loud wen it gifts
loose fun de jug. fs73ffS1G ls4.
Sleepin' in the fence cornder don't
fetch krismus in the kitchen.
Tween de bug en- de bee martin faint
hard ter tell who's gwineter git ketched-
You'd see mo- err de mink eff he
know'd whar de yard dogs sleeps.
Hongry rooster don't csckle wen he
find wum.
Trubbles is seasonin'. Simmons amt
good twell dey r fros'-bit.
Watch out wen you'er gittin all you
want. Fattenin' hogs amt in lnck.-
Atlanta (Ga.) Constellation.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-01-10

more one for every lap; Boston one
for every 1,666 and st. Louis one for
every 1852.
To show the great good done by
Sunday school library books, the state
ment is made that 20 years ago a. Bap-
fist Sunday school in Boston sent Ii
brary to Lawrence, Kansas. After it
had been there some time it did duty
in the first Sunday school which was
opened in Denver. Thence it was
transferred to an anti-Mormon Sunday
school at Salt Lake City, where it is
supposed to be still doing its duty.
There are five fiourishing churches
in Leadville, representing the Methodist
Episcopal, Presbyterian, Baptist. Episco-
pal and Catholic societies-all of which
are fully attended, and in which the
preaching is generally very good. The
Methodists, Baptists and Presbyterians
have good, plain church edifices. The
Episcopalians are building one. and the
Catholics are putting up fine brick
cathedral.
U.aIa =
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-01-10

Early next year Baltimore will eele-
5rate the completion OF its water-supply
tunnel. The tunnel is seven miles in
length, and about twelve feet in dame
ter. Upon the day OF inspection the
water will be turned on gradually at
the upper end of the tunnel, and how
through until about four feet deep at
the lower end. Several long boats VIII
then be launched into the mouth OF the
tunnel at the Lake Montebello end, in
which the party will make the triP
through the tunnel Of water. They
will be propelled by paddles or short
oars. By the time the party has made
half the distance the lower end OF the
tunnel will be completely filed by the
water, which will be slowly turned on
at the upper end during the trip.
Headlights will be placed on the boats
and at the arches, which viii have been
erected where the fifteen now are; bril-
liant lights will be displayed, and large
numbers will designate each shaft.
Every arrangement will be made topr,e-
vent accident, as the drowning OF the
party, which, of course, viii include the
city fathers, would be an inauspicious
opening Of the great waterworks. The
rip up the subicrranean river vii oc-
cupy several hours. and will be the frst
one of the kind ever made.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-01-10

of the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland,
writes that she intends to start relief
fund for the sufferers in Ireland, and
appeals for contributions. She says
while the present distress, actual or pos
sible, is not for a moment comparable
to that of 1877, still undoubtedly, in
parts of Kerry, Galway, Sligo, Mayo,
Roscommon, Donegal and Cork, there
will be extreme misery and suffering
among the poor.
Andrew Carnegie, citizen of the
United States, has offered the corpora
ton of his native city, Dunfermline,
Scotland, $4,000 for the establishment
of a free public library and recreation
room. The corporation is divided about
accepting the gift, and in the absence of
knowledge whether Carnegie intends to
provide for permanent maintenance Of
the library the Provost declines to give
the casting vote. Pa
Emperor William, though so wears
of age, is still passionately fond Of the
chase, and is out hunting whenever he
finds it possible. There is a great deal
of sham and humbug about his Males
tvs shooting. Etiquette demands that
he should kill more game than any body
else, and TO make that certain, other
shots must refrain from hitting the
mark, and sometimes, it is even neces-
sary that half-tamed deer and smaller
animals should be adroitly, yet imper-
ceptibly, driven from neighboring re-
serves into the royal huntsman's path.
The result of these exploits is always
published with much care, particularly
in the Empire and State Bulletin, as
though it were matter of national
concern. .s f
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-01-10
Odds and Ends.

"A rich mans son lives on his pap.
-Courtship is draw game-marriage
is tie.
There is something in store for us
all, but it takes money to persuade the
clerk to hand it out. ...g.,. ,..l
eggs: You can't tell whether they are
good or bad till they're broke.
Half the shopping world is out look
ing for something to buy; the other half
is looking for something to buy it with.
-"That's what beats me-" as the
boy said when he saw his father take
the skate-strap down from its accus-
toned nail.
:" A senses-taker, 'said the old lady /;
"Waal, there's me an Jeremiah, an
Sarah Ann, an that's all 'cept Jim, an
he's fool an amt got no senses to
take.'' 4 r.s 3 -. t... q.
In 150, 200 years from now the coal
fields of the world will be exhausted,
and there is no reason why man in the
coal trade should not stick on an extra
quarter tomorrow. All such things
must be taken advantage of. 4ali
-"Why, Dick" said a lady, teacher
the other day, "you are getting to be
an awfully good boy lately; ever SO
much better than you were last year.
How is it?' "Oh! pshaw! Miss Het-
ty," said the youngster, 81 don't have
so much tummick-ache now" .ts,
"A Rochester pastor, a widower,
proposed to young lady short time
since, but was rejected. His feelings
had the second severe test yesterday,
when widow neighbor sent him the
following text to preach from: You
ask and receive not because you ask q
miss flames w., 8. sf-1-