Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-10-01
A TRUTHFUL CHAPTER.

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Some queer stick is writing series of in
teresting stock chapters in the "Nevads
Monthly, which are chuck full of solid truth.
The author is unknown, but it is whispered
wsrks them up. Some attribute them to
Warren Sheridan. Here is . specimen which
every enc will relish
And behold it was evening when Grab. the
son Of Nobody, entered the city by the sea.
He was athirst and led, for he had
.jonrneyed upon the break beam many leagues.
p And he saw an open doorway, and said
within himself: II will enter therein and fill
myself, for the day is far spent.
And entering he smete tho lanch-counter,
and filed himself with bread and meat, pstato
salad, and baked beans. And he grasped
the cheese knife in his right hand, and the
spectators trenbled.
And when he had broken his fast, he called
for wine, saying: 81 am athrst; give me the
vino Of Los Angeles And behold, man
clad in white raiment said unto him
"Begone, ye that spoileth the cornbeef, and
ye that devoureth the cheese, even as IRE de-
voureth the stabbls;' and he smote him with
q hung starter. And the man went his way,
anu BtOl0 D 8uIt VI ClOuu0BS 0tIN aACN AAuSCOAA
as the servant of . stock broker, and kept the
books.
And when the broker bought Mexican at
sc ven dollars, the clerk marked up the price
at nine dollsrs. -t---'s
At the tepmost figure marked he it.
And when they sold the patrons stock at
ten dollars, the clerk marked it nine. At
the bottom figures marked he it. And they
stole nightly from Jones and Brown and
Smith, and waxed rich in the land daily.
And they followed strange gods and god
delses, especially the latter. and drank old
wine; and behold the clerk said unto them:
Behold, where is the div Am not
even as one of ysu
Add they rsised his wages fourfeld, even to
three hundred shekels Of silver.
And he dressed in purple and fine linen,
and Jared sumptuously every day.
And after the third month he raised them
again, and they waxed wroth within them
selves, but divided the spoil with him, for
they were sore xfrsid. And he sat on high
stosl and made mouths at all who passed.
AID his heart ysAsnsd toward the daughter
of the senior partner, and he said
"Giys me this woman in marriage, or the
calanities of hell viii be upon this house fer.
ever"
Anu L00y UuEBt 0Ot t0t0C0, OuI x1Ve AcI
unite him; and certain San Francisco news
papers gave their eslnlgas nnto the wsddeing.
Fer sixty shekals Of silver and talent of
gold per colamn.)
And he robbed the house hand over hand.
And one day alamentatisp went up, fer the
house had busted.
And the people were sore displeased.
And the conStabulary seught tor the ysuss
man. and found him net.
For he had gons on . far journey, and the
hen Who had made deposits know them NO
more forever.
Such il the end of tho wicked.
Take heed, fer the way Of the spoiler is .
pit.
He fallsth therein, and il destroyed root
and branch.
The honest man fearsth not the pit. but il
exalted forever. e.
Tue Republicans in Maine have secured
the Legislature, the U. S. Senator and three
The Greenhackers, two Gen.
gressmsn, and the Democrats nothing. The
Govsenoe Will be elected BY the Legislature
which il Republican. This il certainly not
time to ~ ont Dsmscratic rscsters. co.,
SaAxas4axas has suffered considerably
from bod iatssrretatisns. What Hamlet
really said was: ~ 4E,9,
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