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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
GEO. I'll. BLAKE, Publisher.

tu0 inem0IT VI VIC p0S00s0u "un " OAN
THAR pent up anguieshed feelings must
hev relife sum way, What bettur way IL
THAR then tew bid a kostly monner-
munt that viii attrackt the attenshun ov
awl ov Albums phamily & perpetooate
hiz memery & at the saim time dew a
littul perpetooatin fur thairselves. If
yew 90 out tew elmiry mex summer, mis-
tur edditur, yew look awl round that
monnermunt & see if yew dount phind
the Mains ov them fcllers who bilt it
perpetooated onto it sumwhare. | mis-
tur twane wunt be mad wood sujjest
tew him tew prokure sum relick ov Ad-
um tew put under the korner Stone ov
the monnermunt, a little ov the dust ov
Adum, or if he kant git emmy ov that
tew git sum from the saim plais WHARF
tha gut the dust to maik Adum, & befour
he rites the inskriptshun tew put onto
the monnermunt. tew tri and phind out
(if he dount awlready kno) what kind
ov an appul it waz that Adum EFT,
whuther it waz hawlden or a greenin
or seke kno furthurer for if they
shood happen tew be emmy poor phamily's
in Elmiry, & these fellers shood hev
skrip enuf left arfter tina git THAR mon
nermunt bilt tew buy them barrel ov
appuls, how graterfyin tew the feellns ov
them poor foxes it be tew kno that tina
waz eetin the saim kind ov appuls that
Adam EFT. Mister twane sez he vizlted
the plais whair tina gut the dust tew
mark Adum, when he & the Innosents
were making THAR pilgrimage threw the
holely land in Is hundred & 67, & that
he weeped over the grave ov Adum,
bekase he waz bludd relashun ov
his'en. How unfortunit it is for them
poor foxes that he didunt think about
gittin sum relickt then, it wood hev bin
so mulch cheeper then tew 60 purpus,
for the Ship in which tha hired THAR
passage waz tew bring awl sich things
without askin emmy pa. that was the
traid for tha started. Probably the
mummy that it wood now kost tew git
relict wood buy barrel ov appuls for
each poor phamily in Elmiry & perhaps
g. ha
kare if mistur twane glts mad ime goin
tew tel him that think Eave's memery
shood be peepetooated jest the saim az
Adams, think its dounrite meme in
emmy buddy tew lay up ennything agin
Fave jest bekause she happened tew etc
sum appul befour Adum did, probly
Adum didunnt happun tew be round
when she ett hern, g. she waz tould it
woodunt kill her if she did etc wun,
: but Adum didunt stop tew ask whuther
it wood hurt him or knot, but when
Fave give i'm wun he EFT er rite down
without maxim emmy inquirys & think
he was jest az mutch & if ennything a
leetle mour tew blaim then Fave & if
tha are goin tew perpetoorate Adum i
say pepetooate Fave jest the saim. & if
mister twape & the uthur fellers asso-
, ciated with him in the monnermunt bis
ness want tew perpetOoate themselves, if
tina viii Civ the monnermunt mummy tew
the suferin poor who air within aboutum
THAR Mains, if knot engraven on the
/ monnerment, vii be engraved upon the
harts of them saim poor foxes whose
suffering tina hev relieved, & tina & THAR
children viii bless them twise to Adum
wunce. EZEKILL PIPER.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12


WHAT We LIKE To SEE.-A man
worth $4,000 who says that he is too
poor even to take local paper.
A man refuse to take his local paper,
and all the time sponge on his neighbor
the reading of it.
A man run down his local paper as
not worth taking, and every now and
then beg the editor for favor in the ed
itorial line.
A merchant who refuses to advertise
in the home paper, and yet expects to
get his share of the trade the paper
brings in town.
A man complain, when asked to sub
scribe for his home paper, that he takes
more papers than he reads now. and
then 60 around and borrow his neigh
boris, or loaf about until he gets the
news from it.
Above all, the rich, miserly man who
cannot pay for his local paper, yet who
is always around in time to read the pa.
per at the expense of a friend, not worth
the tenth part of what he himself is, vel
who is enterprlsing enough to help sup
port the. paper.
We like to see these things, because
they are indicative of economy, thrift
and progress-in horn Waterloo (N
y Observer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12

Eyes. The jedge is maxim court
out of his shed. hope it'll turn out
all right, but it seems like givin' that
Mexican devil chance he ougbtn't ter
have.
''He can't get clear, can he ?" she
asked, rocking the cradle gently and
pattiug the coverlet.
Il don't see how, but he's got some
kind of law cuss to speak for him-a
feller that stopped here a day or two
ago on his way to Galveston n,-and it
makes me kind O. nervous.
Blake's widow did not appear to no.
tice the last remark, for the child, dis
turbed by the talking, had awakened
and sat up in his cradle with a wonder
ing look.
"Pooty, amt he ?" said Jake, regard
ing the small figure with interest.
"Looks just like,-ahem You. Poor
little-I-a-" he stammered, and
treated his hat like a mortal enemy.
"Of course he's had-you've got-there
nothin' | could do fur yer, maybe ?"
She answered with a grateful look,
but it was accompanied by shake of
the head.
Jake bent down, and, with his big
forefnger, softly rumbled the hair of the
baby's head; then he went out and left
them, Blake's widow sitting as he found
her, and the baby staring down the path
after him.
He walked on until he reached the
top of the little hill, where he could
look down upon the roof which covered
the piteous scene he had just left. Here
he seemed to have half mind to turr
back, for he hesitated and stopped; but
he changed his partial intention after
lingering moment, and walked medi
tatively onward, with the exclamation
"Wal, some women do beat the d
amazin'."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
Manhood; How Lost, How Resored !

"a just published, new edition Of DIR. Culver
~ Wells Celebrated Essay on the radical cure
EE4 without medicine) OF SpermatorrhPa or Seminal
- weakness Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impoten-
ey, Mental aud Physical lncapacity. Impediments to
Marriage etc; also, Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits
induced by seiindugence sexual extravagance &c
The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay.
clearly demonstrates. from thirty years successful
practice that the alarming consequences Of sefabuse
may be radically cured without the dangerous use OF
the kniiei pointing out mode Of cure at simple.
certain ana eiectual by means Of which every sufferer
no mater What hrs condition may be, may cure him
sell cheapy, privately and radically ~,
10 rms Lecture should be In the hands Of every
youth and every man In the land.
Sent free, under seal, In plain euvelope 70 anv
address. Address the Publishers
=. TIE CUIVERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
IL Ann ST, New York; Post Oface Boy 4 5S6
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
GRAY's SPECIFIC MEDICINE.

In the Back. Dimness OF Vision Premature old Ace
ano many other diseases that lead 70 Insanity or Con-
% nPs,on; anu premature grave. Full particulars in
OUT panphet which desire to send ffee by mail to
every one The Specific Medicine is sold by ali drug
per package, or six packages for IS or will
~ , .,ee Dy mail on receipt Of the money by address,
i1k, ny, - TIE ~. 6hAY MEDICINE co., Mechanics,
BLOCK, Detroit, Mich. zEn- Sold in Barton ana
everywhere by all Druggists 'N
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
+ + + + + + +
CAST IRON
SUGAR ARCHES !!
TO SUGAR MAKERs:-

TO SUGAR MAKERS
Now is your time to order Iron Arches and not be,
as many were last season. too late to obtain them
have made quite a number of improvements on them
during the past summer, and made one newstyle,
which think the best thing out
for year. and every one knows that If they are
going to crack at all they will crack the first year.
have made a crate pattern. and think the best
crate ever made for Sugar Arches The Arches are
made 26 and 40 inches wide, and any length. The 40
inch designed for evaporators. sold IA Arches
last season. and not one failed to give satisfaction
where heater, and straight pipe lS go feet high
and or 10 inches in diameter were used with a
damper; 1 have had trouble with Arches where they
were "set up" with pipe running into brick chin.
ney and an elbow in the pipe-by that means not
getting good draft. Please call at the shop and
the Arches over for yourself or call and get
circular containing prices sizes. and what peopesa
who have used them.
Agents wanted in every town.
j. w. NIURKLAND,
Founder and Machnist. Barton, Vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
The "Monitor,"
PUBLIsHED WEEKLY
GEO. H. BLAKE,
RARmnN VIZ

TERNs.-Strictiy in Advance. $l.50 per annum. II
not paid in advance, S2O year. Subscribers living
outside Of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extra
for postage. For convenience in remittng, will
give credit for year and four months for co.
subscribers In the county. and year and three for
81 90 TO subscribers without the county, when sent
Etrictiy in ddpdRee.
RATES OF ADVERTISING made known on application.
Remit by T. o. Money order, Registered Letter, or
Draft Watch thelabel on your paper and notice when
subscription expires, and see that your payments
are keptn advance. When money is sent us we shall
give the credit on the label at once If the label Is
cnrd.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1880-04-12
For the Nc
ABOUT TKAMPS.

They have become SO numerous and SO
professional, that some of the state gov
ernments have issued certain laws as
preventative to their alarming increase.
1t is hoped that these laws will not only
lessen the yearly accessions, but will
serve to intimidate the newly initiated,
paralyze the audacity of many who have
been long on the road.
There is an extreme, however, against
which we shall do we'll to guard. We
may so tutor conscience that we shall
find comfortable shelter under the late
law, after we have turned from our doors
the honest stranger, without so much as
partial hearing, or the briefest explain
alton. Better feed and lodge dozen
professional beggars than to turn from
our doors one worthy object of pity and
want. AS an illustration of this appar-
ent inhumanity, though probably not in
tentioal, take an instance which actually
occurred In our own state since the new
law came in force:
A gentleman had occasion to visit a
friend in locality where he had never
been before. Part of the journey was
to be made by rail, the rest by stage.
A misunderstanding in regard to the ex-
act route caused the stranger walk of
five miles. Having reached the place
at late hour in the evening, considera-
bly, exhausted, (not being accustomed to
walking such distances he proceeded at
once to arouse some one from sleep, and
to learn where his friend lived. This
done, he proceeded to the house as di'
rected, but alas the inmates were away.
There being no public house or hotel in
the place, the stranger made his way tc
the nearest private house for shelter, but
only to be repelled; and to the next
and the next, with like result. Mean
while the frosty winter night was max
ing its impression, for there were NJ
extra wrappings to protect in this emer
gency. Calling at last for admittanc'
at house almost under the caves of {
church, he was allowed to enter ant
warm himself, and was finally directed
to house where he would probably b.
kept the remaining part of the night
He went, and was finally hospitabl.
cared for by kind christian gentleman
and lady.
Had the people in that nelghborhooC
actually knoa0n the circumstances hat
they stopped to consider the merits. o
demerits of the case; had they know
that the stranger knocking at their door
was actually hungry, and weary, ant
thinly clad, and in great danger of tax
ing death-cold; had they known tina
he was minister of the gospel, and
personal friend to their own dear pastor
they would have opened their doors wit
unspeakable kindness and would hav
given him the best rooom and the down
lest bed. But all this was hidden fror
them until the stranger had departe'
out of their coasts. = = s.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
Cleanse Immediately.

THERE is q good fraction of the sue
cess in butter-making dependent on the
proper cleaning of dairy utensils. Some
appear to think it will do Just as well to
wait a few hours before the milk pals
are washed and scaldei that the churn
may stand half or whole day before
being washed and the germs of decay
killed by heat that the cream-pail may
be used for several patches of cream be-
fore thorough cleansing. because sweet
cream is going into it again that the
butter-worker may stand until you want
to use it again before scalding, because
it will be then freshly cleansed when
you use it, etc.
There is altogether too much of this
needless way of carrying on butter
making. The nitrogenous portion of
milk (casein) furnishes just the SUBJ
stance required for ferments, for the de-
velopment of germs wholly inimical to
pure milk or butter. These ferments
remain in the crevices of wood, or the
seams of tin vessels, and unless they
are dislodged by immediate cleansing. :.
it requires boiling or steaming for a con-
siderable length of time to dislodge
them. Every utensil. after each use,
must be Immediately cleansed if you
wish to prevent taints in your milk,
cream or butter. Wooden pals are now
discarded from use by the patrons of
cheese factories, because they cannot
be trusted to properly cleanse them.
If they were Immediately subjected
to steam heat or boiling water after each
use, they would be sweet, but this steam
or boiling water requires to penetrate
every pore. The dairymaid or operator
cannot be too prompt in cleansing dairy
utensils. Liue Stock Journal
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
Cheese Making.

PROF. SHELDON, writing to the Rural
Ne,o Yorker, says: lin the process of
making cheese, the great bulk of the
milk-sugar is not retained in the curd,
but passes off in the whey; so it follows
that if the whey is imperfectly got out,
a too large portion of the milk-sugar is
also retained in the cheese, and it is
this that is the cause of sweet cheese.
This sugar, too, or portion of it, en-
sers into fermentation in the cheese,
forming, among other products. car
bonic-acid which nh--i.-<-y;uS TO Us
cape, causes the cheese to heave and
become porous. An excess OF whey
causes annotto-that is used for color
ing cheese-to be unequally distributed.
so that the cheese is not of uniform color;
or the Tactic acid formed from the milk
sugar has q destructive effect on the
coloring matter later on, causing it to
fade and the cheese to become of bad
color. The presence of whey and the
fermentation caused by the milk-sugar
cause the cheese to decay without rip
ening, in manner that makes it very
disagreeable and unhealthy article of
food. The necessity of getting out all
the moisture, over and above the guam
tity which the cheese may safely be
allowed to retain, will now be apparent.
This is effected, first, by the cutting off
the curd; second, by pressure; an
third, by a moderate amount of acidity.
where such is employed. Acidity in
cheese-making is the most efectual
means of expelling the whey, but it
must be employed with great caution,
for, though it is a capital servant, it is
a bad MASTER"
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

fortably established In school No one
ever knew where the money came
from. An uncle died about that time,
and some of my neighbors shrewdly
suspected that he had left us some
thing; but had nothing to say on the
subject.
About six months after my adventure,
brother Joe came to me one day and
said that he had been stopped in the
street by strange man that morning,
and that he had begged him to say to
Madame Quimby that the friu of her
nightcap tc0s a little too scide! So say
ing he passed on. "What did it mean?''
Joe asked.
"Nothing, only that he was crazy"
/ answered, quickly; but my face was
as red as q blaze.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
Abducting n Calf.

Recently two of Mr.. Duffy's me- ehbors
determined to abduct pet calf belong
ing to that gentleman and Mr.. Duffy
became aware of their scheme. There
fore he quietly removed the calf from
the box-stall in which it was confined
and in place of it, introduced a goat of
the VIM. gender and of a very vicious
disposition. He also fixed q spring on
the door of the stall, that would cause
it to close unless held open and he also
attached to the door spring-lock that
would fasten, and could only be un-
fastened from the outside. Then he
went to bed but not to sleep. 1t was at
the witching hour of midnight that the
two marauders entered Mr.. Duffy's
barn. They had examined the prem
ises the day before and knew exactly
where to go. Each of them carried
dark lantern. They entered the stall
and the door closed behind them.
Everything was still. One of them
opened the slide to his lantern. Then
there was a clatter of hoofs and the man
with the lantern found himself piled up
in a corner very much surprised. He
thought it was the queerest calf he
ever had met. Then the other man
opened the slide to his lantern to see
what the matter was and the next
instant the breath went out of him with
"yah" that made the listening Duffy
laugh all over. Then all was still again
except the faint profanity of the men
and finally the man who was hit first
recovered enough to paw around and
find his lantern. 1t was extinguished
but he got out q match and lighted it
again. Then he turned the bulls eye
toward the goat and he went into the
corner again. The goats blood then
being aroused, he didn't wait for fur
ther lights, but began to butt around
promiscuously and the robbers con-
Guided it was time to get out. But
that didn't prove so easily done. Then
they began to yell for help and Mr..
Duffy could tell when the goat hit them
because instead of yelling helpr' they
cried: "Or' and after he had laughed till
his sides ached, he went and let them
out on condition that they wouldn't try
to carry off the goat and when they
stepped out of the barn, he jumped and
stamped and yelled that the goat was
after them and they screamed "mur-
der' and ran three miles down the road
before they stopped for breath. Duffy
still keeps the calf.-BoSton Post.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

AatfonaI Ireatment-FOsftfVo Curess
DR.. r. v. Pierce, President of the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, is In earnest
in selling his medicines under positive guar
antees, and II anybody who purchases and
uses any Of these widely-celebrated remedies
citation would like to hear from that person
with description Of symptoms and history of
case. Organized and Incorporated, as the As
sociat!on Is, to teach medicine and surgery,
and for the successful treatment Of all chron-
&c diseases, and managing annually Thousands
of cases through our original method Of dag
nosis without ever seeing the patients, and
having also the largest sanitarium in the
world for the accommodation Of the more
complicated cases, and also for surgical cases,
the Faculty feel themselves prepared to un.
dertake even the most discouraging cases.
They resort to all the best remedial means
known to modern medical electromagnetic
ing nothing. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y, or Great
Russell Street Buildings, London, Eng.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
I" Gone to Town.

The agricultural editor spent most OF
last week visiting farmers in Hardin
and Grundy Counties. This is the busy
season of the year, when the corn de-
mands the closest and most constant
attention, and yet in nine cases out of
ten on applying at the house TO see the
owner, the almost invariable reply was,
che has gone to town." We generally
saw q small boy or hired haud in the
field plowing corn-some of whom were
too small to perform the service they
were trying. while others were as ig-
norant of their duties as a sidewalk
granger. There is too much going to
town and standing about the street cor
ners, and sometimes visiting beer sa-
looms. Home is the place for the farm
er. There is where he should find his
pleasure, his profit, and there is
where he should preserve his moral in
tegrity.
quent visits to town. 1t getting tn
stock and grain of the farm to market
there is need of such visits. But ma1y
farmers get so accustomed to town that
they neglect their business sud their
families. Their farm is badly managed,
the crops poor. mortgages increase and
town unless he has urgent business.
And then he should study to combine
all errands in one trip, SO that ANOTHER
will not have to be made in month.
The farmers are constantly croaking
about their hard fate and the de-
vices to defraud them. But If they
would stay at home on their farms,
keep away from town, and have no
dealings with strangers, peddlers, agents
or tramps they would be happier. and
their business would prosper better
IoOa State Register.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
PRErrY soon it will be needful to ha,

PRETTY soon it will be needful to have
o "color dictionary" for colors are
growing numerous, and their names are
as novel as the tints. "Waternixie" is
green which possesses the transparent
hue of the waves before they are i'm
bued with the detracting dullness of the
waters near the shore. "Fabuleux" is
an intense red, while Austrian
crackle' is a light orange-yellow;
"clary" is q delicate straw-color, and
"coucherde- soleil is an orange-red.
"Amourette' is a blush pink, +" Eastern
yellow" a marigold hue. and "hum-
berta'' a deep peach. The champion
tint has been dubbed heliotrope." and
Is q mixture of violet and mauve.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01
COLD AND QUIET.

Cold, my dear-cold and quiet,
In their cups on yonder lea.
Cowslps fold the brown bees diet:
50 the moss eufoldeth thee.
Hiant me, plant me, o love, lily flower
fiant at my head, pray you, q green tree;
anu wnen our children Sleep" she sighed, "at
the dusk hour,
And when the lily blossoms, o come out to
mel"
Lost, my dear? Losti nay deepest
Love Il that which loseth least;
Through the nighttime while thou
stfll watch the shrouded east.
Near thee. near thee, my wife that ave nveth
Lost" is no word for such q love ss mine;
x,e,i ITm 'e,c ner Pess % present giveth,
divine.
Rest, my dear, rest. Fair showeth
That which was. and not In vain.
Sacred have kept, God knoweth,
Loves last words atween us twain:
Hold by our past my only love, my lover:
Fan not, but rise, o love, by loss OF mel"
Boughs from our garden, white with bloom,
hang over.
Love, nov, the children slumber, come out
jean Inoelo,r.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-07-01

CusTEk was the name of a New
foundland dog that belonged to New
Jersey girl. "We trained him to hold
the halter in his mouth and lead the
horses away" she said. ''He could
carry two eggs in his huge mouth. and
never break one. He could turn q
knob as well as any one, and on enter
ing a room would always turn around
and put his paw on the door to close it.
II this failed he would jump upon the
door, taking care not to scratch with
his nails. If any one sat down in the
house without dofing his hat Custer
would steal stealthily up behind him
and pull it off, then dropping it on the
floor at the side of his chair would walk
quietly away and lie down, as one who
had performed a duty. We would
wrap a few pennies in paper and send
him with it in his mouth to store for
candy, of which he was very fond.
After delivering it to us he would stand
expectantly by, wagging his tail and
waiting for the sweet morsel he knew
he was sure to get. He was fond of
milk, too, but would carry it faithfully
to our pet lamb; and though he would
glance lovingly into the pail occasion
ally, he was never known to betray our
trust or steal one sip of the coveted
beverage"