Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-04-22
suBERBs ov Already, April 10. /

sUBERBs ov Already, April 10, 1880.
| MISTER EDETUR-
| It is with CLOWN felins that / set fur tn tel
about the leep we're parti. I waited tn Sc ef
sum wun hoo cud civ better akount ov II
wud not du SO; but the hat is not sed. Akor-
din tn hanbils and serklers, preveusli isshued,
the gurls TUX the britches tn the Merriam
Hous and TUX preti gud kare ov them fur the
ok ashun. The little deres ov the maskeline or
dur out CRU ther timiditi in short tim, so
poseshun ov them, but Their eskorts wud not
Civ them enything tn drink but watur--
'ssparkln an brite in it's likwid lite" It wus
sufshent fur sum, but wus miti weke fur the
uthers. Sori Fati shultz TUX his invitashun
tn hart SO much. Tu be Isore he wus sekond
chois, but the yung ladi wus sim pathetik and
did not want him tn fele slited. How kud he
be utherwiz than selsond when sum wup els
ov NOR importans wus furst. Thar wus q fu
fureners on hand. Mrs. Sturt and Mr.. Sturt,
Mrs. Humfrize and man, and Mister Pumroy,
wus frum the villige ov SAINT Luis. Mister
Pumroy wus not the notorius Brick, but he
wus anuther man-komparisons not tn be
made. Sumbodi had Bob rum Popular Bluff
Ia small toun doun In the swamp ov Butler),
and tride tn kepe him strate. Miss Jennie
Peters, ov Annapolis, tux gud kare ov Edd
Russell, ov the citi ov Ozark, and kept him
frum bein abused bi the gurls. Miss Lonely
had kontrOl ov wun pusher and Mis- Andruse
ov the Little Pusher. Pusher Bob wus under
full kontrol ov Mis- Tailor. Mr.. O. My. Munro,
ov the Stat ov M York, wus under the kare
ov Mis- Mylie Grasun, Mis- Beard had full kon-
troll ov Burt Langdon. Will Mis- Hetty Lang
don ad the truble ov lookin otter Prof Bob,
late ov Des Ark chat land ov Unkles but no
Ants). The Aturny-Jeneral ov the Stat ov
Matrimoni wus under komplete subjeckshun.
Mis- Koon kept the Bishop frum bein run
over bi the multytude. I am gttin worn out
tellin all this. and haven't got paper enuf tn
rite all about it. It IL enuf to ga that it wus
a komplete sucksees tn the gurls, and it onli
remains for fucher development tn sho how
mani TUX advantsg --ov its bein lepe yere tn
pop the important kwestshun tn the bots, SO
timid and lonely. We shall not sa asen that
the gurls kant max anithing ov that sort q
sucksess.
Mister AK, hav anuther konundrum tn
Civ: What is that tame burd with fethers
on it that lasts so much like fishesa Don't
raze yure hands in horrer, fur thars whar yure
altogether mstaken-fur IN kant answer It;
but vii refer yu tn thpes tellers that went |
fishin last Sundy. Franklikee hsh purity vel; |
but when fish don't bite 06cks cum next |
Tha had better be kareful. fur all the ducks ar |
not wild that tina Sc on the kreek.
The IrOntOn band haZ got sum nu klose.
think it is tim tn. Tha hav bin warein thos
straw,hat and blu klose tn long now. Sum
ov them hav bin worn out and patched with
nu wuns-Mr. Skovil fur instans; Re looks
vel with that little MUG set on his he'd and his
nu Sashy swaller tale kote and pants on. The
band had tn git the klose made in Filadelphy,
" sum ov the patterns wus so big tina had to
be mere the manufactry tn git kloth enuf in
xun peace. The leeder ov the hand had tn
,av sum extra trimins on his klose, as tina ar
10 larg ther wud be tn much surfase that wus
untrimed, SO tina put extra stripes and bras
and sholder stripes and lots ov ex-
ras on It. Fati Shulz viii hav tn put his kote
IN hind side beforemost and martch that wa,
ur then he vii hav NOR rune tn handel his
lorn betwene him and the Teller in frunt ov
i'm, besids maxim him look SO full brested.
hav thot ov nu song fer the band tn pla
Z tina march along and the bois hoo foller
hem kan sing the words fer them. Ell the
and think tina kan pay me mi price fer the
nusick will sci them kounti rite tn it. The
orus is az follers:
Dot leetle Iruntun band. Dot leetle Iruntun
bandit
70 peoples kry unit -, % mil,
Then FAITH NIT his nu uniform koms
archin thru the 1and.,' III
Don't yu think the band kud afford tn Civ {
venti-five dolers fer thatf n
The Kurnel is hard tn wurk fshin and gard q
lin. La
Kapn McKlellen Is boss kunduckter on the1
asher. He is fine boi. shed jege he wus