Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-07
Phere IL a vast % difference be-
tween tire titly ana o naity CtiHiners

housewife. n glance nj farm as
you are riding along will betraN the
character OF its owner. A iarm
Vpfds its faH at weilias it's spring
cleaning. Cut down and burn all
unsightly bushes that have been
allowed to grow around Stumps aud
along fences. Besides detratting
rom De appearance of field,
they take from the soil what i,
needed for crops. Now that the
grass ~ short. remove stones from
, moving lands. You will thus save
scythrs and moving marhinr knives
/ next year.
!. Whep,a ipanr lpplsr is buibliug
he never tlIfhks the carpenter puts
7 IN 'oBafbiiv| enough nails. AMI NJ
/ qncnilN, and with biting sarcasn.
asks him " he just slmpl, leaned
It hp against itsch aud saved all his
hai's' Then. Il few Years attrrward.
when he tears down the summer
Kitchen To build Il new one, he groWls
and srolds, and SarcaSticailN won.
drrS whl that fellow didn't MAKE
The house entirely oi nails. and lust
put in enough lumber to hold the
nails together
."What is Ilrlli" asked It Lutheran
Sunday school teacher at Lime
stone street boy. in u class. last
Sabbath. "a shiIt with button
off. ma'am.~ replied the boy. "Ex
plain Yourself: what do ,mI mean.
SIR demanded the meek spirited
but surprised teacher. "Wrll, |
heard my pa say To my ma. the
other morning when he put nn u
SHIRT with the neck button oil.
well. this is hcll.'-Thal's all |
know about it,"
y fellow in Tennessee doesn't
know the war Is over He has been
holding two glrls as slaves. lie
cannot be- punished. because man
cannot violate the law against slaN. /
cry when there are no slaves. 81 |
down there, Perhaps Il civil suit !
OF iorciblr entry and driainrr might |
hold good.
NiSitor-"Ah, how have Won been
all this timr," well, not unite So /
well lately. | fancy somehow I've
got n touch of the govt" Visitor
Fancy, my boy HIM, II Won
had n touch OF the CONT you
wouldn't fancy: you'd know"
81 was NOT aware that Won know
Fin" said Tom Smith ~ an Irish
friend the other day. "knrw him."
said he. in a tone which comprc
hcndrd the knowledge of more than
one life. 81 knew him when his fl.
Their was boy!"
Send an American girl 10 Ital,
70 study and her own papa will not
know her when she gets 10 he
prima donna. Miss Inlia Whoclnck
OF Boston has learned 10 warble.
and they call her Giulia Nalda.
II Is said that If Won sit down
when assaulted by n fcrocions doc.
the beast will not touch you. But
the indicious m n will select rs hinh
\ seat as poseiblr-xt the top of "A
tall tree, for example,.
-~-g-
\ hachclor, upon reading that
two lovers will ait o. III nirhi ,
with one chair In the MON" said II
'onld not he dnee nnlcSs one of :
hem sat on 'lNAogA Such igno o.
ance is painful A..
Young Mr.. II 01EaJrar,
ord. Conn. has Skt &ee6r aae.
nd stats in lifrssHih ovsrNqn6
NO, Inherited from the estate nf
us father. the great manniartrrrr
t fire arms.
That was an observing hoy. if be-
~ but SIX wears old. Rhs said.
Papa. wish yIl'd Quarantine
@AlnSt Tom Jones comm here every
iCht To >t1 Janr-it's got tn he too
pidcmic.
I'm editor is a man who cnrri,Sa
nir of scISSors in his vest pocket.
lead pencil ~ bis breast pocket. u
III his coat ruckr..
nj his wealth in Snmhndv rlSr'>
9ckct. q
''ireeR str@t,' called pi 'hr con