The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-07-13
THE KISSING MACHINE.
A Recent Invention Which Will
Revoluttonixs the Msnner
Of Conducting q P.-
lltscal Cam
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A candidate for ntiir~, while ,n this city
rec-u,i,. ki--~i . .sy3 bshiss ia .snr day, ~
sciu.i .",ni. 4 hio,yo 7.ae>.
A Bs,s. c"supo>iios, ots--Tsis.e . tirs-d
look Jerking ss"uu,i the corners III the
months al ca"d,dsie. FIR Office, as Il the
pacl~ri"g s,sine. attaches! tn the mouth
m,,-.,le- had i~-n excessively taxed AMI
.u,,~siin, 81 onre ihst th- exhs lO0s
~ t..- r iehh", ,,ssi 81 the "'ou,i.- STORE
md - c,",sd by = nun-ron. kissing 81
babies whale ~"k,ng up h"on,s. the kind.
h-sr.ei c,.ni.o-,ios Tires mp his job IN
thi- ..fi,c-. Lrk-i him--li a. "a his room,
had Li. .,,rai- i.k.n np ,o lin, ani legal
4 .hain, .iAv snd .,ght Q" invrn. . 0sw
"a .ci,,- u ~ s,Sw perfected, nn.i n Cailszi
ia. bu.it-rei.eS.r ar "csn ti,taie-' as-
-isiani' Il - a kissing hsschin~, com
passed Il twenty IL Sc Innv. flexible sru,., all
cen'erIrg al one lpini where = string b
attached. w.ici. Breaches through Zach arm,
q" tie irSm,ni. ~ that one man csn work
the machine by i.ullinE the string. ~
the end III each arm IL a usG,taii. like at
rsngemeni, Iired wi,h liver and b"und IN
leather, and which. when the string il
pulled, works like those little leather suck
ere formerly u-ed r. p!ssshtngs By hoys.
The manner "f working The machine l.
simpie. 1, kisars babies by. -qua.i. Of
TWENTY-FIVE each. The candidate placr-
h,mseli and machine in . prominent posi-
ton. Thsv.-i crowds of admiring Friends
surge around him, twenty i've mothers
rush twenty-five babiss mp to the ens- oi
those twenty five arms and the candidate
(if he j. or b - i'een a snldier H. 80 mach
the better gu ,lifi-d To issue the necese sry
orders caIl- ont "xitrni-,.o n, children.
mouths right, ready. sius, kis~ = and pulls
the string that hanx- from the crmter of
the machine. Those twenty five leather
and liver mouths inst sn,ly quicker. exhaust
the air inside aud smack up agai"s, the
chiidren's lips. making = reI"rt just like
that Of kia-, xs the kisaor snd ki-ee'-
lipa are separated, s.d il Is said II Afiords
Q similar satisfaction.
Thus instantly are p babies kissed, -
mother. q ,.iercd aud - fathers v"ies CDR.
r.ieI. IL Is wi,"lesaiins the odd kissing
k.,.. "a sr..ll lav and
kept In on, oi the raj" snd weather, will
kiss =lu al al - b,s''r- every 10 sreon.is,
or 5000 an hour, without fatlg',ing the
string pulling candids'e. which double die
counts the psr-ent slow. one mouihed
metho.i.
The inventor intends going "a see the
prominent candidates for oiiice, aud give
them machine apiece gratis. IL they wiil
wear them, aud thu. advertise them and
get them on the IN arke'.
The price per machine will be $40. One
was tried on come street "hootiium-" back
of the BAznp osio- yesterday afternoon,
and it worked admirably.
The inventor wii: realize vast fortune
from the sale Of these mschinss during
this ali'.csmpaisn. IL works alike on ne.
gro or white children, also "n eith~r rerahr
iican, democrat. gre~nbsck ar fusion can
daies. A fec have b-~a sent out 10
prom,nen, is.r-ons. a. sampler, and tie fol-
lowing recomulQ Aiion- haze heea re-
ceivsd from them.
~ have used one of yonr nfschines and
they do the work. | have by their aid
captured several democratic communities.
I tried one Oh Jnn. a La,gsn, c.,nkiIng
aud Da Cameron. IL busted the m
Il ine aud gave mr a sesere shocS- lave
y,u no iron 81 81 ONES, by which ! can
bring IN ih.,-- men? ! await yonr reply
IN ag"ay. Yours, badly broken up p"iiii-
cally, las 4 GARFIELD.
] Received yonr m .chiae, trs-i % and
il ,nrhss the rp.'. Nv consr.g .iion tske
to u kindly. II - \ great saving al ne.
Enclo 30 tiad ci-h ior one hundred and
twenty fv- machine. Please send at
once. Iohs n,,rel, relieved se'vsni,
HENRY WAso BFrcHFR.
Ynar machine Is a d - grni thing.
I gobl,l-d the entire sand lots with one issi
sur tsv. Denis kraRNfS.
Yaur a. aeI,ine- rec-ivri; they xppear 9"
give ssti-f .cIioH. except the mouth pieces
are too IN Ill for the mouths III lasiisns
Send On. e. a. H. ten more, with
larger month pieces.
WV. Il. ENaIIsa.
h.ve tri. 4 your kissing mschiae; send
me fifteen nv exvIe--. A s.0n my forty
days fast !. flushed, ] expeci to sIo con-
81 that kind ,of bn-ine--.
DR TANNiR.
Your kissing m,chine received; il
works we'll usually. Tie one Won a~nt me
a's.oi,i,eiy refuses 10 work in the neighbor-
hood Of the Y. I. cus;",n hou-e. SeId m-
twenty five II them, 4. q. ID.
CHESTER 4. ARTHCR
S~nd me one hnndnpd machines immei,- /
s,~ly. ki--sd a whole hall fnll al horrid |
men, mo . full belief in the h.auiie. Of
em ale suffrage xith one al them. They /.
ire t;ol send q" ia fun ale -nffrag,st..
SCsAS 4. ANTHONY.
tried your mschine on . crowd out q, 1
barbecue is-, Sunday. ! scpoped the /
lemDcratic candidate. He oppo-ei me nv
he old ons--mcu,hed method. Send me !
800 at once. aud Think with their help
an be elected. WEAVER.
Your machine works veil. Have You
70 ps rfam-d once. The people here on
rhose children I need yonr "kia.er" say
hey sme'led whisky on my breath, coming
ut nj the mouth pieces Of the machine.
end me :. ZOO perf1med one-.
NEAL Duw,
Prohibition csnIiiI ate for president. I
Your kissing pumps work splendidIy.
end me 90 by express. III send them out
, the boys in lllinoia. Your,
-WINgIELD :. HANCOCK, q
Coney Island. 4
What rate. can you .ell me 5000 kiss i,
x machine. Al? ! will attend the ia
onsl N. f. camp meeting. and would !
ke 10 retail . fev of your mschines there. q
hey would cell there like hot cakes.
'lease answer sO0u.
METHODIST PREACHER.