, 1880-12-25
SKO1NHECAN ONDERDON1l
On tho Plum Of SnlvntlDns

1i'rifitn far 7ht Chit,,on Tribune.
"As regards impr0niptu speeches. said
Woodtick Williams, Us he breathed softly on
n p!cce Of blossom rock md Iouked Mt It
earnestly through Ills pockct-gtass, II was
never what you might call natural. easy,
graceful, cxtenuorancots speaker Ill public.
II can sit down un n bowltlor or an old
powtter-kee mid reel anything OF to the hoys
III q to1embly loauacions and instructive
style. hut when get lp before It big mob
nMt begin to scatter n few pregnant gclns OF
thought around nllong the audience I get
wild ulul skfttisl1, u,ld want to 20 home.
"'rl,cn when take my scat, the big ideas
TINT adjourned whun wns Oil tho rostrum
CONT t!Ironglng back to ne, md I'LL INC so
full Of lnspEratlon md dumb 8carnlrg. md
warm. e,tr1,est syyearfuucss ttfat II seems ,ls
II I'll bust.
"Oncc remember, I was called on by the
General Passenger Agent mud Acting NnI,-
ager Of narr0w-gaugc Snbbnih-sclioot ut
Suit Lake IN MI carly tlayt to address the Kids
Of Zion. The f}oDrmnnngcr hatl 1,le down
for II thirty minutes dissertation OH 'Tllc
Uncertainty of Terrestrial Things or soine
s,cll racket rs that, and thought III have
to work 1t mighty lno to sny NIL that was
surgng ind tlrubbing In my tecn,!i,g brain,
but wllGn l sat down, niltl monpcu tllo dew
1iI my marble brow, mid lHDked lt my wntcll,
! ro,sii,l tl.at III only aeen II fraction oyer
"a tllnt i can rcncmher of tho tlatl bts-
tered 5l,eccl! is Ni,dut this:
"'De3r eh1ttrsi, Ct Zion. PM atraid ~
eneroagl1 ,, o.. youf @ .lme..b!,t--l want to say y
@ fSw wuras @ nbo,,t sojyntioM i.' 'und-re,rs' nd re1
"'Neyer fhol VIII! reatlns TINT llnye not
been l0atctt. DoM'ttl0 1t.
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Mi cid smootii-borU t6nt Dauisl iSsm,le
@s oaa 10 ,"yg; si,,n mug tat t,, " %,a eyer ;S'
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iust lakIns It ali piGasatltly so us 10 ihrnW
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ny ~ TI. ~ 'u nunI".iso., for ,ot snvIuy opv.
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80 !nS!.ei' lime, aI}Ii s!t iow1!. W.
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SEUWllreal Optltrtln,)E, beenIlsu lu cn.le
fr0li Sk0Wl,ognl,, md iii yyns tnil enough 10
wtltrwus tio SKY, il he hNa Il stelrjatltlsr
| iii never Ind tU stop md coi,gll IND lnku n
drink III wttnr wiIiln ia tl.uu.ilt Of II hnr,i
word. q. no. Jl,st sIyu hlm n grown Dpr-
Sorts dose III Cemetery Promoter, nii.l ila,l
atl.lrrss n cnl.c,ts or u funeral, liz tlldt cayU
"nMn, "n|1n, inv rcor, Him snoo,, IN ,ho .b,,-
dr,i n, tfe si,brnt If s'i'In Etliciency III
| i,rnyer.'
! "1tu always announced his subject before
| hnnj MT I;rliisn In AVER niIutinI in # nffrr.
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