Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1880-06-10
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The Gar should step down knout.
Trundle beds went out Of fashion in
the crib-sge.
The way to get over culinary diff
Guilty, is to Bridget.
One of the inhabitants of Sedan
wasn't such bad lot after all.
A man is very apt to feel girllsh when
he makes his maiden speech.
The author of '.Seven Acres Enough"
probably had seven corns on his feet.
"Why Hans you have the most femi-
nine cast of countenance 1 have ever
seen.n go, yaw," was the reply, 81
know the reason for dat; mine modder
vas woman.
ssThe waves of woman's handker-
chief wrecked the life Of many man" I"
saws an exchange. And the waves of q
woman's hand, without the kerchief,
have wrecked many small boy.
If your son has no brains, don't send
him to college. You can't make PAL
ace out of shanty by putting French
roof on it.
Mr.. Tennyson's heroines "Minnie and
Winnie slept In. a she'll" doubtless be-
cause tuCy WCiC otiaiO hauAoH nOuAo
saw the boat.
American Punch: Few persons appre-
hend the value or Importance of time so
much as the man who keeps the min
utes for society.
Il a man whistles in the street as If
calling a dog, from three to seven men
will stop suddenly and look about them.
Is Darwin right?
Baltimore Ecery Saturday: When it
was said that Gilbert could not write an
opera without the assistance of Sullivan,
he denied it in Toto"
The Cincinnati Gazette thinks women
will not know what to do with the bal
lot, as it is not long enough for belt,
and not big enough for hustle. '-s
Ptsck. Melikoff says that proxying
for the Gar is altogether too expensive
for family man. He is going either to
strike for an increase Of pay, or to
charge for shootage.
Right after a pair gets into harness
they want to go on bridal tour.
Proposals are in order, girls. Re-
member no bachelor should be without
won.
This is the latest for wedding invita-
tions: "Come around and see us capture
8 mother-in-Iaw, at 8 O'Clock sharp"
Cincinnati Saturday Night: The Mil
waukee boot-blacks have AN organ now.
At any rate, we observe that Polish
newspaper has been started there.
If there is any thing that will cure a
man of the idea that he is superior be-
ing, it is to be caught down town with
out his overcoat by a biting east wind,
and to have his wife, warmly wrapped
in sealskin, come in to walk home with
him.
1t was written: "Her dainty feet were
encased in slippers that might have been
taken for fairy boots" but the compOs-
itor made it read, "Her dirty feet were
encased in shoes that might have been
taken for ferry boats" and he is no
longer a dweller in Chicago but fu-
gitive In the land.
A belle, meeting her rival, said, with
an air of much concern: "My dear. how
old you look to-day! never saw you
looking so oldI'' "Well," she quietly
replied, "that is not at all wonderful,
for you see, 1 never was so old before as
1 am to-day.
The other evening gentleman's but
ton caught hold of the fringe on lady's
shawl. "I am attached to yOu," said
the gentleman, laughing, while he was
industriously trying to get loose. "The
attachment is mutual" was the good
natured reply.
A scholar in q country school was
asked: "How do you parse Mary milked
tho ~ ~ Tho Iocf lie
posed of as follows: ''Cow, noun, fem
mine gender, third person, and stands
for Mary" "Stands for Mary! How
do you make that out ?n -ssi3ecause,''
added the intelligent pupil, "if the COW
didn't stand for Mary. how could she
milk her?"
N. Y. Com. Adc.: The Legislature of
Mississippi has imposed tax of three
dollars upon bachelors over twenty-five
years of age, and the brutes pay it