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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
A LamAntahle Lot.

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The woman who cannot grow old is.
jealous of her own children, and keeps
aloof from them. She makes love while
her son is making love. She beams and
lowers her voice and Steps out as grace
fully as she can, and she is not unwill-
ing that her figure. should be compared
with the figure Of her sons lady ac-
quaintances Her morals are ire
proachable. She never did wrong
but that is not the fault Of her dear, gar
rulous husband, who never knew how to
make love to her. She wishes that
some young fellow would make love to
her, but she seldom finds him. When
she does, her simpering folly calls
bushes to the cheeks of her children,
while the young man laughs at her.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09

age price of Eel. The quarterly return just
published shows the gross revenue of the
United Kingdom for the fiscal year ending
June 80, $780, was f84, 962, 063, against eS3-
900, 1877 last year, and for the last quarter of
the present year ELS, 619,059, against 918, 922,
$50 the same period the previous year. There
is thus net decrease in the year of G1, 258 264,
and a net increase in the quarter of 9697, O0S.
In France large numbers of magis-
trates have resigned rather than enforce
the DEGREES against the Jesuits Mr. Glad
stone stated in the House of Commons the 9th
er dav that in view of the distracted state of
Ireland, he did not think it advisable to
recommend that O'Donovan Rosa and
other Fenians be allowed to return to Ireland.
Rossa is doubtless duly grateful for thus being
once more made martyr. The Sultan in
consequence of his fears relative to the secret
designs of the powers, has an idea of rendering
the Dardanelles impregnable by torpedoes and
forts, and has ordered the preparation of plans
and estimates.
GREAT sympathy forthe exiled French
Jesuits is shown in all parts of Spain, and
numerous applications for permission to estab-
lish mOnasteries and colleges have been granted
Tt is generally believed that both Turkey
and Greece will accept the decisions of the
Berlin Conference in reference to the Greek
frontier question.
In the contest for the Abercorn prize
cup at Dollymount, Ireland, on the I'd inst.
two Of the American team. Jackson and Scott
made the highest scores. Fenton, of the Irish
team, was third.
The commission appointed to investi-
gate the Tay bridge disaster reports that the
structure was shabbily built, and that the plans
chief, Casino Girordamo, who in 1861 was the
terror of the Bevento district in Italy, and who
voluntarily emigrated to America, has returned
to his old haunts and occupation. Lord
Shaftesbury, the welrknown evangelical English
Peer, unveiled statue Of Robert Raikes. the
founder of Sunday-schoOls, in London last week.
Several American clergymen were present. :.
In the shooting at Dollymount, Ireland on the
Sd inst, the Irish teams had rather the adj
vantage of the American team. "A Havana
dispatch says the Cuban insurgents, under the
command of Calixto Garcia, have been over
taken and completely defeated. Nearly all
the members of the so-calIed Pro-
visional Government were made prisoners. .
A number of explosions in the gas main under
the Tottenham Court road, London, occurred
on the 4th of July, killing two persons, wound
ing thirty, and damaging 400 houses ;. "A ter
rible balloon accident occurred near Paris, Oh
the 4th of July. A balloon burst in midair,
and two lives were lost.
A NEW telephone has just been tried
in France. The inventor claims it will be able
to transmit sounds to America by cable.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
A Witty Jew.

During the fourteenth century, when
the Hebrew race was undergoing one of
those periodical prosecutions which it.
has been subjected to during the reign
of events, as recorded by history, since,
the birth of Moses, there lived in Is
pahan an opulent Jewish merchant.
Persecution, which always seeks a vul-
nerable point and never dares assail
strength, fixed upon the rich Jew as a.
victim. The Cadi of Ispahan, from
motives of jealousy and class prejudice,
made matters so unpleasant for the Jew
that in despair he went to him and said,
''You will not allow me to live here ::
where shall I go?" $50 to Bagdad, -
replied the multi. "But," responded
the Hebrew, ''your brother rules there. -
$50 to Ispan, then "But your uncle
is chief magistrate there $50 to,
Damascus, then" "But your nephew
rules there" 'Then, if my family will
not allow you to live in this world, go to,
-" "Ah, me, replied the Jew; ''you
forget that your respected father is
dead
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
POiSOnS.

IF a person swallows any poison what
ever, or has fallen into commissions from
having overloaded the stomach, an in
Simultaneous remedy, most efficient and
applicable in a large number Of cases, is
a heaping teaspoonful Of common salt,
and as much ground mustard, stirred
rapidly in teacupful of water, warm or
cold, and swallowed instantly. It is
scarcely down before it begins to come
up, bringing with it the remaining con-
tents of the stomach, and lest there be
any remnant of the poison, however
small, let the white of an egg OF a tea
spoonful of strong coffee be swallowed
as soon as the stomach is quiet, because
these very common articles nullify a
large number of virulent poisons.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
What Allied the Drummer.

Capt. Bugbie was not only an officer,
but soldier, and good one, too, nota-
BILE as strict disciplinarian, and as no.
table for his fondness for creature COM
forts fondness he found great diff
Guilty in indulging when marching
through wild bit of country. One
day the column had just left a small
hamlet, when the Captain noticed that
one of the drums gave forth no sound
He expressed his anger very emphati-
cally, and ordered a Lieutenant to go and
rate the delinquent well. By and by
the subaltern returned and whispered
to his superior that the drummer had
got couple of roasted chickens and
two bottles Of whisky in his drum, one
bottle and one chick being for the Cap
tain. "Why didn't the poor fellow let
us know his legs had given out % cried
Bugbie 81 don't want men to march
if they're dead lame. Put him in the
ambulance Immediately" The order
was obeyed, and, having thus made
amends for his injustice to the drum
mer, the Captain took the earliest OPP
portunity Of going to examine more
particularly into his condition. - Cham
berS' Journal -
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s'WHAnEs are becoming numerous IN

WHALES are becoming numerous IN
the ocean" says.an exchange. We like
a statement that gives the full facts as
that one does. It relieves one of the
suspicion that whales are becoming nu-
merous on the prairies, or that they are
infesting the woods or hiding in caves on
the mountains. People now know where
to be on the lookout for whales
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
A Ouack's Success.


A medical writer tells this story of a.
celebrated English quack: He was once
visited by an old acquaintance from the
country, who addressed him as "Zam. "
"Pm glad to see Incest got on so
vinely, Zam," said the rustic, "but how
ist. man? Thee know'st thee never
had no more brains nor pumpkin. "
Taking him to a window, the quack
babe him count the passers-by. Chow
many have passed." asked the quack,
after few minutes.
"Nointy, or mayhap hundred.
"And how many wise men do you sup
pose were among this hundreds"
"Mayhap one"
"Wen. all the rest are mine."
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09

Lieutenant Governor, F. S. Sterling Secretary
of State, Z. d. Pinney Treasurer, Thomas b..
Ryan; Comptroller, III. r. Wright. resolll-
ton was passed repudiating any attempt to
bring about coalition with either the Demo
cratic or Republican party.
A CONVENTION Of the Republican party
Of Iowa has been called to meet at Des MONIES
on Wednesday, Aug. Is, for the purpose Of
nominating candidates for State officers !.
Gen. Weaver, Greenback candidate for Presi-
dent, has gone on a campaigning tour through
the Southern States, where he takes the stump.
THE SOUTH.
THE Kentucky Court Of Appeals has
declared the State law which excludes colored
persons from service on juries unconstitu-
tional.
ScoTT BELL, of Starkville, Miss, and
A. E. Carter, of Huntsville, Texas, were hanged
for murder on the I'd inst "A crematory
furnace has been erected at Nashville, Tenn
FoUR stock men in Alsascasa county,
Texas, quarreled over business settlement.
Two drew their revolvers and shot each other
dead and the remaining two mortally wounded
each other a moment afterWard.
SEVERAL deputy collectors of revenue
in Georgia who participatedin raid on illicit
distilleries, in which one moonshiner was killed,
have been arrested by the State authorities for
murder. The United States Attorney will APP
pear for the prisoners and take out writs of
habeas corpus with view to transferring the
cases to the Federal courts. Col. E. B. Cash,
of Chesterfield killed Col William M. Shannon,
of Camden, in duel at Charleston, S. G.
WASHINGTON.
The customs receipts Of the United
States for the fiscal year ending June 80 were
$185, 1O8, GIL, being an increase over the pre-
ceding year of $47, 1853, $685. The internal rev.
enue receipts for the fiscal year were 1928, $685.,
251, an increase over the year previous of
Sic, 061, $40.
The coinage executed at the United
States minis for the fiscal year ending June 80
was valued at 1884, $40, 144, Of which 1927, $685. $50
were standard silver. This exceeds the coinage
of any previous year Commissioner LIE Due
has just returned from trip South in the in
terest Of tea-cultivation, and says that he ex-
poets in short time that cultivation of tea will
constitute prominent part of their industries
He says that in North and South Carolina the
greatest interest is manifested in the matter,
and he sees no reason why the
cultivation of tea should not become as
profitable as the raising of cotton . .
The Superintendent of the Census thinks the
population of the United States will be in the
neighborhood of $4,000, 900. !. The following
is the public-debt statement for June
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09

HE visible supply of petroleum is the
largest known IN the history of the
trade de, beng ben estimated at 5000. 900 t 0
IL, O0O, 900 barrels, and, with q produc-
ton largely IN excess Of the consump
ton, It IS steadily increasing
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09
Lies.

A lie will die of neglect sooner than
in any other way. The only reason why
some lies grow 50 large and stout is that
every body pets and feeds them.
IT would never do to elect women to
all Offices. IF female Sheriff should
visit the residence of a handsome man
and explain to his jealous wife that she
had an attachment for him, there would
be a vacancy in that Office in about two
minutes.
THE Chicago Tribune now spells have
/" hav, " and favorite without an e.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09

! HAVE great ear, a wonderful ear.
sa a a concerted musician, in the course
o1 conversation. $50 has a donkey. >
replied bystander.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-07-09

The photographer now asks you to-
try to look as If you were sure that your
candidate would be elected.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
THE GLOBE HOROSCOPE.
AS 1t Casts its Light on the Chicago Market
Especial Telegram to the Globe.

Especial Telegram to the Globe.l
CHICAGO May 22.-As indicated last night
cables came higher, but this was offset by the
news in the morning dispatches that the stock
market was panicky, and really the nervousness
in grain was caused by the above. Our open
ing was firm, and soon considerable doing, but
large offerings by the tailors was too heavy, and
prices broke to $1.0S15 June, $1.0S@$1 ,0SH
July The June option is steady in compare
son to July, as the latter is numerically
pounded by class of operators that have had
it until yesterday and now having got rid OF
it, would like to replace it at lower range.
June is too near kin to May to tamper with
much, SO that the traders are watching
how the May deal runs Yesterday
the sales of May were liberal by commission
firms, supposedly selling against actual
property at prices ranging from 81. 14H down
to $l.1S%, back to 81. Is this morning. This
same class were large buyers as hign as 81. 1914
and everybody not posted is puzzled why 1t
should be so gamev. The reason is, that the
Milwaukee & st. Paul folks have been ship
ping to Chicago without any terminal storage
room, so elevators have received orders TO re-
receive nothing but property consigned on
their own roads This leaves this road out in
forced them to cover contracts, which they did
in settlement, if they could but get in anyway.
Closing, May bid $1.16. 1 give you this rumor
for what it is worth, but know that such orders
have been given to certain roads that
they could not take any more wheat
consigned here for the present. think the
weak closing was due to the play of the gang.
large amount of puts for to day at $1 .O871
were sold last evening, and as the unholy
couldn't capture so large bundle by actual
purchase without exciting the market, they
depressed prices to gobble the speakers and
they got them. Closing $1.0S19 10 81. OSss June,
$1.U3L July; freight engagements 45O.0OO.
Corn steady, but at lower rate with good
business at the decline; we all look for very
large receipts as we do for large shipments to
us; the engagements show to-day 725,O0O
bushels reported, and don't know how much
more covered up and not reported. Closing
quiet.
Provisions dull and entirely uninteresting.
The receipts of hogs for the week were the
largest on record for this time of year. and
the boys evidently thinking the work may be
possibly going on without fear or favor from
them. Speed the good work and we may have
cheap meat. though it is terrible bore to
some. Closing unchanged.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
@. G. sAxsonN, Gen. Passenger Agent.
HEALTH AND HAPPINESS.

It seems strange that anyone will suffer from
the many arrangements brought on by an i'm
pure state of the blood, when ScoviD's Blood
and Liver Syrup will restore perfect health and
physical organization. 1t is indeed strength
ening syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven
itself to be the best blood purifier ever dis
covered, effectually curing Scrofula. Syphilitic
disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, all Nervous
disorders and Debility. 1t corrects indigestion.
1t makes the old feel young, the young feel
gay, and will invariably drive out of the sys-
tenn the many ills that human flesh and blood
are heir to. Price of large bottle with full di-
rections, 81. A single bottle will prove to you
its merits as health renewer, for it acts like q
charm, especially when the complaint is of an
exhaustive nature, having tendency to lessen
the natural vigor of the brain and nervous
system.
Remember we keep this excellent Blood and
Liver Syrup for sale at our drug store in st.
Paul, and do most cordially recommend it to
our customers and all good people. MOVES
Bros & CUTLER agents.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
stormy Conference Session at Cincinnati.

stormy Conference Session at Cincinnati.
CINCINNATI, May 22.-Bishop Morrill, pre-
sided at the conference to-day, which
proved to be the most stormy session yet
held. The regular order was tho report of
the committee on book concern. DIR. Evans,
of Colorado, moved to substitute for the
majority report his minority report, which
the consolidation of the
Southern papers. Upon this there was a
long discussion, in the course of which DR..
Hitchcock made every possible showing for
the book concern. The lay delegates gener
ally we're disposed to put the book concern
on paying basis, while the ministers; as
rule, favored continuance of the publica-
tons even at a loss, on the ground that they
we're the means of doing great good. DIR.
Kynett, of Iowa, finally moved to table the
motion to substitute the minority report A
call for the yeas and nays YVES made,
but not sustained. Then Mr..
GilIet, a layman from Illinois. moved
to have a vote by separate orders, and it was
sustained. Under the rule of the conference
this may be done when thirty members of
each order, lay and ministerial, demand it.
The two orders then vote separately and a
concurrence of both is required to carry any
motion. It was over this vots that the ex-
listing confusion arose. Nearly an hour was
spent in raising and settling points of order.
during which there were many evidences of
warm feeling and much confusion: The
vote was finally taken, rusuAiug Mipiste
rial delegates in favor of .tsbiing Dr.. Evans
report 131 to 80; Lay delegates opposed to
tabling so to 3d. The two orders not con-
curing the minority report was not tabled
and the conference adjourned.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
WICKED DOINGS.
LAKE STEAMER BURNED.

PoRT HURON. Mich, May 22.-The West
ern transportation propeller Maine, took
fire at the company's dock at A. M. to-day
and burned to the waters edge. The fire
was first discovered near the smokestack.
Streams were turned on the fire without
effect, When it was found that the fire
could not be controlled, her lines were cast
off and she was allowed to drift to the Ca
madam shore below Port Edwards. Her
cargo consisted of jute, sugar and potash,
which was insured. The Maine was built at
Cleveland in 1862, by Stevens & Prisley, for
the firm chat now owns her. The hull is
insured but for what amount the general
agents here do not know.
AN EIGHTY YEAR OLD MURDERER.
BUFFALO, May 22.-Peter thinner, of Port
Washington, Wisconsin, was arrested here
to-day on the charge of the murder of his
son in Wisconsin. When arrested, he said
he supposed he was accused of murder, but
denied the charge. He was on the way to
New York to meet his intended wife coming
from Germany. thinner is 80 years old.
CONGRESSMAN DROWNED.
MEMPHIS, NAY 22.-Wm. t. Avery, re-
preventative from this district in Congress,
and for two terms prior, was drowned this
afternoon by the capsizing of boat, at Ten
mile bayou, Ark, ten miles west of this city.
Deceased had gone from here yesterday with
party of gentlemen on fishing excursion
His remains were recovered.
FATAL DUEL BETWEEN BROTHERS.
GALVESTON, May pa NeaoS special
from Denison, Indian Territory, says: Bill
and Bud BeesIey, brothers, and half breeds,
fought duel. Bill was killed. He was
largely interested in coal mines.
MURDER, ROBBERY AND ARSON.
LOOK HAVEN, Pa, May 22.-The residence
of Mrs. BaIser Frieath burned this morning.
The remains of Mrs. Frieath were found in
the ruins, and there are suspicious of murder,
robbery and arson.
CREMATED.
CHEsTERvmLE, Ont, May 22.-Two old
persons named Strader, lost their lives in
the burning of their house last night.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
CONTRACT WORK.
Sewer on Ninth Street.
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
Irru on Gr PAIL MINI Nav 18th 1880

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CRY OF ST. PAUL, MIMI, May 18th, 1880.
Sealed bids will be received by the Board of
Public Works in and for the corporation of the
City of st. Paul, Mimi, at their Office in said
city, until 10 A. M, on the 3lst day of May, A.
D., 1880, for constructing q sewer on Ninth
street, from Exchange street to Fort street, in
said city, according to plans and specifications
on file in the office of said Board.
A bond with at least two sureties, in sum
of at least 20 per cent. of the gross amount
bid, must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids. GEO. T.. BECKER,
President.
Official: r. l.. GoRMAN,
Clerk Board of Public Works. 140-15O
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
FromSunday' Edition.

the foIlOtOing matter on this page appeared
IN Sundays edition. The reason for this reoa6-
Heatton is because our regular mail rate Of SUD
scIption does not include the Sunday issue, and
comparatively fen in the country care to pay extra
for the Sunday edition. Which lies in the st. Paul
post office and goes out in the same mail Nth the
Monday paper. The more important HssCs, to
the extent Of ttCo or three columns, Is theTJor'
rspa6lished on Monday for the be'Sat Of country
eubScTi6ers ,oho do not see the SUNDAY GLoBE.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
GENERAL CAPITAL NEWS
NO MORE MINIS.

No MORE MINIS.
The sub committee of the House recon-
mends the purchase for $s5O,OOO of the remain
der of the square upon which the mint stands,
also additional machinery, and favors enlarg-
ing the Philadelphia mint rather than the es-
tablishment of another mint in the West, or
New York. The report concludes that absolute
necessity exists for more room, and greater Sc
curity of vaults and buildings than are now af-
forded, even if it is not deemed advisable to
recommend so large an outlay as the commit
tee advise
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
New York aud Foreign Reports.
EVENING QUOTATIONS

EVENING QUOTATIONS.
Governments quiet and generally firm. Rail-
roa bonds weak and lower. State securities
dull and nominal.
Money S@5 per cent, closing at 8 per cent
Prime mercantile paper 5@515 per cent. Ster-
ling exchange, bankers bills firm and active
at S4.86H; sight exchange on New York
$4.S9A.
Stocks-The market opened heavy and the
general list declined 14@4 per cent. latter
on the New Jersey Central. Toward noon bet
ter feeling prevailed and prices recovered no
3% per cent. on Canada Southern with lead
ing upward movement. During the after
noon speculation was quiet in late dealings.
A reaction of I@15s per cent. took place, but
the market closed firmer at an improvement of
M@% per cent. The great feature of the
dealing was Reading, which broke to 201l
against 3l15 at Yesterdays closing, and recov-
cred to 2O1S.
The transactions aggregated $4,000 shares, Of
which 5000 were Canada Southern; $4,000 Della
ware Lackawanna b Western; 1900 Delaware &
Hudson; $4,000 Erie; $500 Hannibal & st. Joe;
2,2eO ST. Louis & Iron Mountain; 4,4OO Missouri,
Kansas & Texas; 1900 Lake Shore & Michigan
Southern; LOO Michigan Central; 1900 Morris &
Essex 10000 Chicago & Northwestern; 16 900 New
Jersey Central 100 New York CENTRAL 200 North
ern Pacific; 5000 Ohio h Mississippi; ZOO Pacific
Mail; $1,000 Reading; Al, 900 Chicago. Milwaukee
& St. Paul; 1900 Union Pacific; 17,OO0 Western
1D,e foIloudno xvara tha closing nuotations.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
A WORKING DAY.
IN BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS YES
TERDAY.

The Senate Proposes TO Give Slice of Da-
kota to Nebraska-The Electoral Count
Conkling and Morgan as Debaters-six
Millions Wanted for Beginning Public
Buildings DakOta's Governor Con-
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24
M. Doran,s Reports .

The following quotations giving the range OF the
markets during the dav were received Dy M
DoRAN. commission merchant:
LrvERpooL, May %. 1000 A.. M.-Spot
wheat and floating cargoes steady. Cargoes on pas
sage quiet. Cargoes off coast 9dGDls higher. Ship
ments from Baltic, Black and Azov seas are light
NEW York, May %, 80 P. M.-Wheat
closes strong Nc over opening; good export
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-05-24

minneapolis Railroad Time Table.
Minneapolis & st. Louis Railway-Short
Line, Iowa Route, via Burlington.
New line between Minneapolis st. Paul and Chi
cago. Short line via Burlington, running through
express trains with PULLMAN PALACE OAR
SLEEPERS TO ST. LOUIS WITHOUT CHANGE
% miles shorter than any other route.
IIe daily AR, daily