, 1880-06-12
PlTHY AND PuNGENT,

Mautt Tan arIstoeratfo olllld1: nIlow prct,
you married Into our family"
The c9r{ept so son Of o fG s1nat. X sn soqnd
thriving trade with tint than with aught else.
A Jow paying particular arattenston to ham,
whe,i asked whA: l.p was SAYING to It, re.
plio.l: IT was gaytnr Thou almost persillad,
est me to ba Christian"
The friendship Of the good Is like riyo,
ening NJ every slop; wien once on tho wayie
turns not back.
Tho reason why. fow people ara agreeable ID
because eacll thinks moro OF what he Intends
Ia say than Of .Wllnt. 0tkers arg saying and
seldom ltstons but when llo desires to speak.
A gentleman met another In tho street,
lin thus: "Al,, my friend, ,yot walk slow.n'
fast"
Honor and justice. reason md equity, goa
great way III securing prornrly TO those who
i so t hsn res s y 5 I q os a!e enoays ey ses1s s1
ISOLATION.
4 gantlamau from Chicago, orl a visit to ;,
lts friend IN tho country, steakiny Of the
times, observed TINT his ,ytfg !tad latelyex-
gfs gsss Is S m M sontfS tS s anf a5f alloW esP: eai
Wivus tn get Into stiel. habits"
"Frallty, thy namo is woman."-shals,
II Fra,lts's name! Is woman's sclt,
a natuo which NHturo g1ye, =,
spss, s,i,| a T. e spss Psays IL ~ s&sa' xsa*'F
Two men, III dispute, reflected upon eaeh
others yerac1ty. 0nn, Of them replied that
lie Wps never whipped h'tt once,by ,ne, s father,
thcn," rctOrtcf tho 0tller, "the truth was
whipped o,t Of, yon, for you have never
spokun 1t since."
A Spanish soitllcr who entered tho apart-
| mont OF tic Klug's sister and sayosl her from
feq aS trs pon 1a1ft e e rio Sef"ss fesss 7 ow
eyer, cotlilesceiido,l, In consideration Of tha
| circumstances, to pnrtlom The offender, and
| very bcnuVDlcntly snvcd his life.
Thomas Bastard, ESQ.,, Fnllow Of New Cox
lcge, 1858, wrote TIC following episTa'n Oh
his three wives:
Thaugh marriage by some folks Is rookoned
Three isss wtvcsy did rnnrry. for hettor for worse,
Tho first far hof Porson'-tho next for hor
The third for warming pan, doctress, and
Tie above reminds us OF Clergyman
whoso first wife WINS !nl1qensely rich, hts
| second wns eXuut5ttly beautl(ul: a!'l his
third, whom ho married. iM hts old hTet to
nurse and comfort htn III INC ttec,ll1e ol llte
proved to have nlost Hllgnvernanle temper:
fle observed to onn ut his trlsntls that 10 l!atl
threo Wiyes,-the world, the flesh, aud tho
devil.
It IT. tho finding twilight hour
whun u Sor :, yo.inE s t1oart w,s# troo from suile
| And full or loves warm rays.
In dttun,s Rre her ahntl0Ey fnce,
rio eyes s5a tRat ",s oee stsnt boa,ne saft md a
I1,uk tlllctl with deep tlespair.,
upDn this troubled breast,
Whdre It q, oft, through long u'sht houEs
tIath iuin tn Hunrdcd rest.
| TIM til that HuGtf,5 fur to Wow
Drnn which she hns str!yca,
1Is5s sbn pspX %sr, sr1 aI %,k a tT! tsap ~hoF'''
A la.ly said to l,ur servant, d" Arc tho p!gs
ted qn Wliicl, was heard BY Sir Waller H.
leigh, who WIS ller guest, antl WING lHatte ~ lIo
salHo inquiry Of the laty himself. "Sr"
yali s!!S xsp tdsf k2W best whether y0q hsS'
"Do you" said Fanny, tother day, =.
= "!n earIlcst lovC ln1 as you slyI
Or nro thSso tender w93s,lss II !, applied
"noar. c.ae! girl," erIsd 81 T." fornoaE
j Eha ytpppth mo as tho onth took,
Aud SAID, "youyo aworn-now <iss tho BOOK
} An old nan of tho name Of Gould llayinE
; married q young wife, Wf0te u pHelSstt na.t
! epistle to 4 friend to Inform Him OF II a1A'
I concluded TINS:
! 90 yo,, 500, MY dear sir though rn eighty yoars
A 9irl Of eighteen is IN love with old Gould.
!, To which his friend replied:
\ A. Etrl OF cI8htccn nlny love Gould It ts true,
] 1iui believe inc, lonr sir, 1t IL Guild without u
:. A loroty young lady mourn IN my rhymes;
], sbo was pleasant, goo4-natrod' a'a al'a so"''-
: - tItuG8. -
Q Her fguro wrs good, abe had very tlno eyes.
. And her tnk WIS mixture Of fuol!en Mnn w W.
q Her udurors wcrp many, md one at te!n sai,
+ "Sho waltzed rather we'll It's a ply sao
+ doaal"
3 TO rob the public two contractors como,
y Ono cheats i,l corn, tho othor cheats u rum;
Il vino is tho greater, II you cut, cxplntn.
r, Tho rog.ln In spirit, pr the rogto III Sea'uf
70 Btroak a. ltghtnln to- mIlus long,
y Some t3ese dNys 9wlGe to htt hitns
" InH's soil slug a nHdlnr song
ii When ,lo tirhln Blt him!
h. Dut>el witch To- stch III hllu-
!! Kctch him In bis ooitHr; ,
IL ChDke him blnnk MI hlt him pin1;'
- - lIt,tt him till hp hnllcrl
~ Dehhtl htnn up kfntO0 ssr1llyhts
u IIai,gh nt Ing soil pr,lsluin;
Etn1i' hItn on u reLl.lint plnec-
n Put while l3obr u s!pnctn'!