New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-08-04
MULTUM IN PARvO.
In at the dcath--a bullet.

ENOUGH for a scent--A penny cigar.
To PRESERVE woolens from moths
Give them to the poor.
SENSIBLE men with gray heads are
like good works-they never dye.
TRAIN dress in the way it should 90
and it will never get under the feet of
the wearer.
TO DUN debtor on postal card has
been decided by the Supreme Court of
Ohio to be unlawful. ..
THE wind always finds something to
blow about, even if it only blows about
ones ears.-Boston Courier.
LAUGH and grow fat-grow fat and
be laughed at. 1t is a poor rule that
will not work in all directions.
A KENTUCKY man, while trying to
rescue book agent from drowning, lost
his own life. The moral is obvious. =
Boston Post. Is
AN exchange softly says of de-
faultcr: "He admits q gap of two
thousand dollars between himself and
creditors"
A YOUNG man, while attempting to
fix I" misplaced SWITCH on q young
lady's head in a ballroom, stepped on
her dress and wrecked the train"
MARY, we shall always miss you, e.
Gone will be your pleasant smile;
Had the ol-can been much larger
YOU'D have gone about q mile.
-Erchan0e.
IT'S rather discouraging to young
man, when he goes for the first time to
get shaved, to have the barber tell him
he's forgotten to bring his beard with
him.
The United States Supreme Court
has just held that 4 copyright affects a
book alone, not the particular process
described in it, which can be controlled
by letters patent only.
"KIND words can never die" How
bitterly does man realize that terrible
truth when he sees all the kindest words
he ever saw in his life glaring ut him
from his published letters in q breach
of promise suit.
IT is understood that the 100000 in
Louisiana bonds on which the State of
New Hampshire has brought suit against
Louisiana were transferred to that State
by the individual owners for tho pur-
pose Of making test suit.
Well, Johnny, shall for
give you this time, and it's very pretty
| of you to write letter to say you're
sorry" johnny" Yes, ma; don't tear
it up, please" Mamma" Why not?"
johnny" Because it will do for the
next time"
TEACHER-Now, Robby. what is the
plural of mouse? Robby--Dono'm'm
Tcachcr--Why, Robby, I'm surprised.
The plural of mouse is mice. Don't
forget that now. Robby - Nom.
Tcachcr-Now tell me what is the plural
of house. Robby--Hicc.
A sTAGE-LOAD OF passengers were
startled when u desperate branhishch
knife and swore he would kill the
driver; aud they laughed when the
driver savagciy drew an old black pipe
and the scared desperate plunged into
u pond to escape the bullet.
A LITTLE boy in Troy, fatally i'll with
scarlet fever, was told the doctors
| opinion that lie must die, and replied:
"Wcll, this world does not amount to
much, any way. l am going up, and
| up where am going l can look down
and see this world not bigger than a
pins llcad.''
WHEN Spilton went home the other
night Mrs. S. informed him in a stage
whisper that she had caught an awful
cold and had lost her voice. And
would you believe it? the hcathcn
Spilton said nothing, but snickered be-
hind his hand. And yet, only few
years ago Spilton thought there was
nothing SO musical in The world as
Sarah's voicc!-Boston transcript.
JoHN-NY's mamma passed the plate
to Johnny. There were two apples on
the plate. One was nice, large one;
| the other was small and spccklcd.
Johnny WAS too polite to help himself
before his sister Jane was served.
She was too polite to take the big APP
pie. She took the little spccklcd one.
Johnny had the big one left for him.
Johnny was 4 good boy. l know you
are glad his po-litc-ness and good
ness were rewarded. 1t was hard on
Jane. Yes; but this is not a STORY for
! girls. N. y Worhi
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