The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-08-12
The Way OF the World.
Mr.. Factandfancy has noticed:

Mr. tactandfancy has n0ticed:
That the Latin language is prime
necessity in Commencement pro-
grammes.
That without it the apothecary would
be unable (perhaps) to sell common
salt, charcoal and elm bark at hundred
per cent. profit.
That every body can read Latin readi-
ly, save two classes those who never
studied it and those who have finished
studying it.
That mother with a lively boy re-
sembles nothing in nature so much as
the hen with duckling.
That it is amusing to see her worry
and fret while the little imp goes
through his illimitable programme,
without seeming to remember that rub
ber balls and small boys are made fol-
knocking around. = s@=z iLs= ~
That everybody has his peculiar
sphere of eminence.
That the great worker cannot be ex-
pected to be a great talker, nor the
great talker a great worker.
That, at any rate, the two attributes
are seldom combined in the same per-
son; but
That inasmuch as the great talker be-
lieves himself to be also a great worker,
he is without doubt just as contented
with himself as if he were the greatest
of great workers. t..s- b.
That most men so love work that they
put off al they can till to morrow, that
they may never be out of the employ
ment they so much delight in.
That few men care to put off their
eating and drinking; which shows them
more provident in the matter of work
ing than in eating.
That some men are so enamored OF
work that they will stand and watch
another labor, forgetting for hours all
thoughts of self in their enchantment.
That women admire men, while men
simply love women. - f.-
That love usually descends, or thinks
it does. That is to say. .-s...
That the one who considers himself
the better loves his supposed inferior.
That the mother loves her child, the
man the woman.
That most men would rather be
thought good than be good. 80.
That those we think the most of we
try to deceive the most
That because we love ourselves the
best does not disprove this proposition.
That, as a rule, those whom we sue
ceed in deceiving in regard to ourselves
put the highest value on us.
That it would be good logic but bad
morals to say, therefore. deceive all
you can.
That kick lives longer in the men,
ory than a kiss.
That, therefore, a kick is better than
kiss. (We suspect that this is not
strictly true.) - 49,
That a boy loves his mother, but at
the same time suspects she is a goosey.
That boy respects his fathers feel
ings less than his muscle.
That a girl looks upon her mother as
sort of elder sister.
That a girl is an enchantress by in
stinct, and usually practices her arts
upon her father before she is out of pin
azores. We had almost said panta-
anything about pantalets.
That mother loves her boy because
it is her nature to love anything that
leases her almost to death. tT...
That a mother loves her girl because
she knows that none of her sex can be
happy unless loved. "
That a father loves his boy because
the young rascal constantly reminds
him of his own happy boyhood.
That father loves his girl because
-because-oh, nonsense! no sensible
person would ask for a reason.
That notwithstanding old people
think young people fools, very few old
people but would run the risk of being
fools, provided they could be young
again. 80 --.,
That inasmueh as everybody tells his
own biography. and nobody listens to
it, it matters little what he is or has
been.-Boston Transcript.