The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-01-15
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

NO VAIL OAAn 1AA3 llA NllN .
Dark nights.
Bottomless roads.
This is a January thawl
Base bail is PLAYED out.
No change in the grain market.
No Leap Year parties here yet
1t hasn't been an ice winter SO far.
Don't swear unless you ssswear off,"
Lots Of people in town last Saturday.
1880 gives us a bad send off for wealth
er.
Mems wooden socks 121Sc. a pair, at
Jos. Woerner's.
Eggs are plenty and selling at 10 cents
per dozen.
Hogs were dull at "a last Saturday, in
Eaton.
The Changers had a meeting in Eaton
last Saturday.
overcoats have been at a discount this
winter.
Ice men are all anxious to ssgather at
the river"
shawls at reduced prices at Mammoth
Cheap store.
The head is always the dupe Of the
heart.
Not much prospect Of an ice harvest
this winter. :
Board Of education-The school mas
ter's single.
How to acquire short hand-fool
around 3 buzz saw.
All wool knit jacket $50, at Jos.
Woerner's.
The week Of prayer was slightly OBJ
served in Eaton.
Mrs. Clara Richey was in Eaton last
week, visiting parents and friends.
Everything has gone up except the
subscription price of the newspaper.
If you want a good lunch ora cheap
meal go to Cap. Wilson's restaurant.
It came last Monday morning-we
mean about ten inches Of 'sthe beauti-
full"
Underwear reduced at the Mammoth
Cheap storo
Judge HUaE Reid asdaysof Court
Eaton last Thursday and disposed Q fsey-
eral cases..
eaNon-partisan' and snon-sectarian,' Z
is the way the new Murphy pledges read
now. Too thin. 20
The stairsto the Court room have been
furnished with a new carpet. It was
needed badly.
John d. Miller is at home from the
west for a few months He reports every
thing good out there.
Boys and mems winter caps &c., at
Jos. Woerner's.
Somebody has counted 10 hangin@
by Sheriffs inthis country during 1879,
and y by mobs.
Never ask alady to play upon the piano
unless you intend to be polite enough to
listen to her playing.
Scandal, Ike the Nile, is fed by in
Vulnerable streams; but it is extremely
difficult to trace it to its source. Nj
Take advantage of the low prices at
the Mammoth Cheap store
Each Assessor of real estate will here
quired to give bonds i 1.-THE sum Of s., 900
before commencing operations.
Our neighboring town Of Camden is
suffering from a lot of burglaries. Intro
duce the shotgun policy"
Live for others more than eve before
and the year just commenced viii be the
happiest of your life.
A good working coal $3.50, at Jgs.
Woerner's.
Henfruit is plentier tN6season Il d
for 4 long time. Barrels Fit being sleb-
ped by our grocerymen to Cincinnati
The coming month February has
twenty-nine days andfss9esundays. This
occurs only three times g a century.
What an object of pity that man is
whose extreme sense of dignity won't al
low him to have any fun in this world.
Good jeans at 20 cents at the Mann
moth Cheap store.
1T is whispered around that the bust
ness of another late Republican official
in this county needs straightening.
Several of our citizens went to Rich
.mond last week to hear Bob Ingersoll.
They report it paid them. Why not get
him to lecture in Eaton?
Now that bangs are going out of FASH
ion, the girl who pins hers on has the
bulge on the damsel whose hair is cut
that way.
The weather for several weeks past has
been very bad for stock ~raisers. Theeex-
IRENE ~softness OF the ground incurs a
great loss to feeders.
Joe. WoeFner has added another as
sistant to his business. It will be some
time, however, before the little fellow
will be able to take a hand in it.
A maiden lady of our acquaintance has
resolved to change her name to "Conclu-
sions,n she having heard that men some
times jump that way.
Telephones are being put up so rapid
" that it viii not be long before all class
es of people will be on speaking terms
with each other.
The PIeAYUNE boasts that in the glori-
a srclimate of Louisiana newsboys GO
barefooted all the year, and the roses
bloom forever.
Mems Merino Undershirts and Draw