, 1880-05-30


gates. The States already heard from lav
decided that The best cigars for the leas
money are to be found ut G. Jevne's, LILO an
III Madison street: Maine delegates wi
find Maine man, Il. L. Lowell, III charge c
this department.
mo, never mince Matters" cried tn
landlady, tossing her head. For Heaven
sake, narm,n beseechingly asked the tinli
hoartter, while his forkful of hash trembIe
like Malonlet's coffin in lnid-ar, " for Hea,
ems sake what TO you mince?"
AS all unusually warm time is expected a
the Convention this week, many Of tho dele
gates with all eye to, comfort. are preparing
for the occasion by leaving their orders 70
some Of the celebrated perfect-titting San
Brown shirts, made by, Brown l. Prior, cor
ner Wabash avenue and Monroe street. Sen
sib1e men are they.
Cord-wood is selling at $40 per cord il
some parts Of California, and a young maj
so extrayagant as to keep three OF four base
ball bats around him is looked upon as
candidate for the poor-house.
The enterprise and sagacity which have
| made capitalists of such men as Messrs
Frederick Tuttle, J. n. Dunhan, and Henr,
Corwith is evinced III the selection Of those
| Wellkn0Wn paint dealers and contractors
for painting, O'Brien Bros, 367 State-st., to
paint their business blocks and residences.
A traveller in South America reports a
monkey with two tails. Now we have the
|
i'll steel-pen coat near the door at the opera
| and says, !" Brayah-h r'-NcaD York Heruhl.
Delegates and visitors to the Convention
| should not leave the city without calling at
Hunker Il Schaefer's, VI Dearborn street,
and leaving their measures so that they can
order boots or shoes Mt any time, and be as
sured of having a perfect fit.
When a fond parent finds that his little son
has emulated the example of tie Father of
his Country in regard to arboriculture. he
raises the wind Immediately; that is to say,
he puts tile heir i'll motion.
wS,1 Nominate + yy! whom you, viii. the Adams s.
a boom Of its own at the Company's new
stove office, 95 Lake street, corner store un-
der fremont House.
Mr.. Smith, who has to lug scuttle Of coal
upstairs three times day, reads with pros
pectiye JOY the announcement that the world
will be exhausted in 1000 years.
During this week Aessrs Roche & Neil,
the popular tall0rs and drapers at 81 Dear
born street, Unity Building, will adopt Dex-
ters {of New York; mode Of advertising by
actually giving away money to their patrons
in the shape OF special bargains.
4 man can get credit for wisdom by simply
TOR groceries, he must be prepared to do con-
siderable talking.
An excursion will leave Chicago via the
popular u Rock Island route,n June so. for
+! The Pacific Coast. Fare out and back, $l25.
~ fa - H. stass aaaess =. T. holl1ns'
~ ~" -" oal4e ssieel' onNaso.
this year: There are more cats, aud mosuui-
toes, and thunder-shOWers, and of course
board will go up in proportion.
Repeating watches striking hours, quarters,
and minutes past the hour, and standard
watches combining durability and time-keep-
ing qualities, may be seen in great variety at
N. MatSOn & Co.'S
When his cousin, Charlotte Dunno, was
married, Jones said, at was Dunno before
it was begun, Dunno while it was begin done,
and not Dunne when it was done. y
The ventilation in Convention Hall is so
close that many will suffer unless dressed IN
fine thin clothes from Harvey, 81 State.
When cows have 1earnad ~ ro.d ,aa
horses to appreciate dry goods it will nav
some enterprising firm to advertise itself IN !
rocks, trees, and fence-boards.
Indeed it is not surprising that Messrs.
s Sls$e6 S4st JnnEe baseFs and confectioners
increase their facilities, for their plain and |
1ancy Ia CAKES ahd pastry have no equals.
There is man in New Jersey who is so in
nocent that he thought the holes i'll a porous
plaster were places where the tacks were
uf1'eh H.
John Long, the good-natured old citizen:
ana Jim k1ng, whom all the world loves,
2penea up tne Pig tent at 3S7, 339, and 341
3Iat1 ndo, ~ 1A9naay; we nave only room
somast beai.ha i' -; II 10 - .G lalgest ana and;
descrnt;on ~ tl;s 81 ,,iao Ie WIZ fi woIlu full
II Sa haa VI ols piaeH VII soon be given
inest people OF the civ ~ y" Wio ne
Characters are allowed IN 80 1o ques''onaole
noee onvhodv s,,rosa 80 +,,,+
exploded at Fort Wc5fenrV t he ot nfhar wen det
would have gone off If # had hasn oiTr s,rro uay
ID by politicians instead of iahoring I"an5
ut hv q homi-ehoifi 'Ao " 1"oo4ue Hen
,Tudpe Van Fl Hiroina of u,,.o po.,-
Yaller Peck. Of 6cnnonnvGc Ut StA' anu no
mong those who purchased Matthew" "4 e
Holt gas-machines this week.
dvanfore n the Fn",,ltu ~ l"ii etscoVgrea one
write to his parents so often that Il SAVES s hi1g
Mr.. W. 4. Hettich,s new hath-rooms r., tho
herman House are tie mast co,n,mnd;e,'o ~ M1o
nd c0mfortahlv fittsd m ~ ~, ~
The bellies of Port Jeryis never run fron -
'eXaS steer. II one comes charging aronni