Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-25
NASBY.
Mr.. Nasty Utters Prolonged and FesrGel
Wall over the General Result.

NASbI.
Mr.. Nasty Utters Prolonged and FesrGal
Wall over the General Result.
CoNFEDRIT x ROADS (Which is in
the State nv Kentucky, November
| 10
Gone-up,
Physicked,
Played,
Puked,
Scorched,
Skinned,
Saivated
Kicked,
Bustid,
All these and a CRATE menny moe
toostejus to menshun is Democrisy.
| The East went for us and the
West soooped US.
The East aud West iined hands
agin as, meetin jist about at Mentor,
which in the State NV Ohio.
We are hopells, for English did
not open bis bar'l and TlIden wuz no
COW to be MIXED for another man.
We forged letters but they kicked,
and we writ 1922 on the houses in
vane
The wind bloweth where it llgteth,
but this yeer the wind listeth to blow
from the North exclusively.
The North wind is pizen to a DIM
ocrat.
We didn't keer much for Hancock
but we did want the Post Offises.
We wanted EN- bad.
Nary Dimoerat now living will ev-
er set hisself IN a Post Offs.
We WIZ deirauded out nv them
places
We sent enuff repeaters into Inie~
amy TO carry that State, but after
takln our money for their votes they
votd agin us.
We paid for all the repeaters in
Moo York, bpt after takin our mou.
ey they got epasum Wv deceney
and Votid With our enemies.
We wuz defrauGed becoz we did
ut get the votes we bought with a
price.
Cussid be the dishonest men
which took money for repe.tin ten
times and then did it only four.
Speshly cussid be he who tool,
Hancock's money and then went and
votld for Garfield.
But they did it.
There is no more yoQso KILN nir>
gers to keep en- frum the poles in the
South, for the North kin elect with
ont US, and lt's wasted powder and
shot
The solid South is to the Dino.
cratic party as tape worm is 10 a
man--it consoometh the body il in
habits.
The niggers will vote next yeer
and we abel lose half the Southern
States.
was in a car and l sot me down
aside man whose red nose per
claimed his pollytix 1t wuz q feerful
nose, beakoo lite
Groanin, | sed unto hlm, $40 we
WIZ scoopsd in the elecshun."
And he lifted up his voice and
sed, What do yoo mean by sayin
zoe wuz scooped ?"
And l sed, "The Republicans hev
got u.s."
And he scofiuly sed, "Yco mis-
take me, gentle sir. / an not Dim
ocrat. The color on my nose il
biles
Ez we bet hovvy on Hancock there
must hev been pile of men q goin
about whose noses were red, not NV
likker, but becoz ~ biles.
In Rarnum, witch managed, we
had purge, ard in Hancock, witch
we nominsted we had 40 emetic
The Dimocrisy Good not stand two
SIGH calamities aud it went nuder.
Hancock Good not carry the party
and Barnum both, aud be went
down.
The Corners moqras becoz its
hopes is bla ted
Seceshn erik Will TOT be slack
watered, nor will We hey gorgus
Gu lom Hou.e
The n ggera over At Liber.yville
will be perfected and we shell not hev
EN- for our men servanee and our
made servance
Et we hev emmy more corn we shell
hev to plow, and SOW and hoe, and
reap or pay the niger for doin it,
wich is Improbable
The tax on whiskey will be con.
tinyood and our entrales will VT be
parched.
TIE niger Lubbock will still hev
the post offs, and Pollock will Wit be
Collector with Joe BigIer for his
deputy
Bascom viii close his bar for be
can't run on tick forever.
And he will forecloza on all the
farms in the naborhood.
Already he hez put Up 2 sign, No
Trust" at wich we turn Nv away.
or wait for the stranger within our
gates to ask Us up.
Mine eyes are red with weepin and
my nose Is gettin whittier
Ef his state nv things keeps up,
and kin Dorrer a white shirt ! shell
soon pass tor Republican,
Shell | jine the Republicans? They
don't want me
Shell | run for elective offs? Alas
SIGH ez rae can't git elected.
will go to Moo York, where John
Kelly still hez power and jine Tam
many.
Tanmany is all that - left Nv the
Dimocrisg, sud Tammauy IS ge.tin
thin
Tier is enuff Tammany left to
keep me tha few short yeers | shell
live.
And gheu Tammany dies then
will die, and il wiIl he well for Tam
many end me 10 de together and be
Jade in ona grave.
PETROLEUM Y. Massey,