The Phoenix herald., 1880-09-17
What the "HaraId7 would Like
 r0 Know

What the .HeraId" would Like
 to Know.
 Why the Expositor does not raise the county ticket?
 How much "soap" they will have to have before doing SO?
 What conclusion the Democratic county central committee arrived at regarding tLe substituting of the Ex- positor?
 Whether it is so that Captain Sharp has determined to resign?
 If Naylor, ex-Dis:rict Attorney. gambled his defalcaiions away?
 If his bondsmen have ever made good the county's loss:
 If not, why not:
 If there is a candidate on the Dem ocratic ticket who gambles habitu- ally?
 If such a one might not follow in Naylor's foot-stcpsg
 Why Baker calls more mo" door do court "cote," floor "ao," etc2
 Why the bald-headed eagle doesn't let his hair grow?
 Whether he believes artificial badness more becoming than the Simon Pure?
 If he thinks ii becomes him2
 T. Grant Oury will now take the oath he refused to swallow in '66?
 If he does will it be for any other purpose than to obtain olIice9
 If the reasons winch caused him to refuse to take it then do not exist now.
 \ system that will beat the Tiger!
 Why a fellow can't always copper the losersi
 And play the winners straight up!"
 Where all men will be hundred years from now?
 If they will pay as much attention to politics?
 If they will hold conventions and make nominations
 Whether the Expositor is worth tue 810O asked for 1t by Tommy Riggs?
 And whether James Rielly will come back from Tombstone and run it after election?
 IfA D. Lemon would have sought a Republican nomination this year had he been beaten in the Demo cratic Convention, as lie did two years ago?
 Whether county warrants will ever be worth more than 70 cents on the dollar under q Democratic admin Istration?
 Who is inc new correspondent of the Drill from Phenlx?
 Whether \. o. aspires to be dep uty sheriff or deputy treasurer. In case the nominees on the Democratic ticket are elected?
 When we are gong to have another dance?
 If the new county of Globe will be formed?
 If an independent ticket will be run this falls
 If any one ever comes from San Diego that does not want an office? Why gentleman living at Tempe and one living at Phoenix always kiss when they meet?
 If High ever did days work? If 50, where?
 Why we were not all born rich? ssaat tG.e -.Ezerald- Would Like
 to See. T. T.fw.a
 The devil,
 And interview him on politics! The candidates setting them ID more livelyl How the county is going 10 shake off the \. 6. R. R. incubus. The ticket nominated today elected. The town of Phoenix incorporated. President Hayes visit Phoenix. The Republican county ticket elected.
 \ second dciuge.
 And drown all the sinners.
 More people go to church. Pussy Tom and Judge Tweed run l race.
 T. b. ?. ?. at M.
 emmy KISgS Ilch oiOsscr- A large crowd at the Republican Club next Saturday night. More people advertise in lhc HER ALD,
 And increase their heavenly ,hances thereby.
 More activity in the mining dis ricts to the north.
 Fewer Chinanen in Phcenix. The Congregational society go to work with their college on the block ,f land so kindly donated by the own trustees for that purpose The town trustees pay more atten. ion to the suggestions of the HER LID,
 And iii up the stagnant pool near