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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15
WIT AND HUMOR,
FOGARTY's THANKSalylNo.-A

FoGARrY's THANKsalvlNa.--A good
many people know Fognrty. Mo
Fogarty, of indianapolis. -Four years
ago he lived on Prospect street. A
well-meaning fellow was Fogarty, not
over fond Of work, may bo, nor over
lucky In getting 1t even at those par
oxysmal periods when no did want it
with an elegant taste for drink and as
many friends as there are stonos on
tho Hill o. Howth. Mrs. Fogarty was
u "wonner," you may take oath
TO that. True, she did most of the
supporting OF tho family, three boys
and girl baby, with head as smooth
ana hairless as premium buttor, at
TIC fountain. And no easy work is il
pursuing dirty linen all day long over
II washOoard. Sho had a restless tom
que In her head, with bitter, keen
edge on It, and many a thrust of that
nlmble weapon did Fogarty receive.
But she put Tho potatoes in the pot, and
BOILED them, too, and lnnch had che to
hurry her. 1t WAS tour years ago, just,
that there was an awful rumpus, Il reg
Miaf monkey and parrot time at the
Fogarty house. Nobody knew exact
~ " hat 1t was all about. Mrs. Fogar-
" was Seen soon after with one hand
III the washtub, tue other with the
knuckles in her eyes. Mr.. Fogarty
was climbing over the buck fence re-
marking something about the "Black
hills" III
That was four years ago. One night
there was a knock at the Widow Fognr-
ty's door.
noWho's thorep" said she, the two
yo6ngest children covering up their
heads with the bed clothes.
10 -
out.
air YER"
"Fogarty," answered the voice.
Mrs. F. IL bold as Il lion. "Whist,"
said She to tho children. Then aloud,
poker In hand, "l'm going to open tho
durc, and If yez ain't Fegarty the Lord
nave morcy on your sowl.'
AN If | am Fogarty," neditativcly
Shere, doubtless, camc Il retrospect Of
MS former eon.iugal tLoubles), "rhe
LORD haye mercy Oh my sowl."
Shc opened the door, but Fogarty
was not there.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

The man who declared himself to bo
intoxicated with music was alright.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

lie TOOK a RIDE.-"Got some:hino
real risky" he asked, ~ he walked in:
to Il livery stable and called for a sad.
die horse; something that will pranct
about lively, and wake Il fellow out 0,
his ethargyl L used 10 ride The trick
mule In Il circus, an | reckon | car
back anything that wears hair"
they brought him out a calico color.
cd beast with \ vicious looking eve,
and lie mounted it and dashed of. Be-
fore he had gone two blocks the animal
buckcd, crashed through high bourd
fence and plunged intoa cellar, tossing
tho rider over the top of an adjacent
woodshcd and landed him on tho rag
sed odge Of a lawn mower.
They bore him home, straightened
him out and three surgeons came In
and reduced his dislocatlons and plas-
tered him up with raw beef.
A few weeks later he called at the
stable and said II they had q gentle
saw horse with M atfsctionate disposi-
position, bride with curb bit and
martingalrs, and saddle with two
horns and crupper to 1t, he believed
ne would 60 up in the hay NOW and
gallop around little where It. was
soft and wouldn't hurt him If he went
to sleep and fell off ~ he did the other
day.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

1F Hop ARK NERVOUS AND DRPREssKD take
HooFI.ANDB GERMAN BITTEnn
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

HIMsKEIi's TRTPKR OIETMHNT VII cure all
Soabby or soely diseases Of The skin
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

GENTLEMAN In road care yo callin'
that oad baste OF yours a clever hunt
tr, Barncy?" Gentlemen in garden.
Indeed | am, thin. Hc's always
huntin'-for q Dit Of somelhin' to ate,
and bodad hos oliver when he finds
jt - ...aft..l
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

LEMON PIEs.-Beat four eggs very
light, add to them, gradually, quarter
off, pound of fine sugar, whisk these
together for a few minutes, strewing
lightly IN one ounce OF corn starch
flour; then stir in by degrees three
ounces Of melted butter: beat the
whole well together, and stir in the
Juice and grated yellow rind of ono
large lemon Line your pie dish with
n good puff paste rolled thin, fill them
two thirds full Of the mixture, and bake
for twenty minutes in moderate
oven. ..f.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-01-15

CURING ToBACCo IN PENs.-Simply
plant post or two sticks for tho be-
ginning and ending corners, and then
begin square pens, like making a fence,
leaving one side Of each pom open as
high up as wanted, say ten or fifteen
rails, and thon build up all sides as
nigh as wanted, putting in Strong rails
tor ttors as you 20, and cover with loose
boards with few rails on top to hold
the boards la place. These pens can be
made almost as quick and cheap as scaf-
folds, and enough in one limo to house
large field OF tobacco. We havo seen
very hne tobacco cured IN such pens,
and then moved into the shed-barn for
safe keeping. 1t docs not require
much firing, Is generally safe (wo have
never known one to burn) and no house.
burn. The pens being small, the tobac-
co is not likely to be crowded 80 close
that tho air Will not pass through, and
a little smoke in tho beginning will
canse the worms to drop OF and start
the tobacco to following beautiful II
ripe.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24


The new alliance, the report of the CO.
mentingof which at Ischi has been men
toned, is important, if true" 1t means
that the tripartite alliance of Germany, Rus
sia aud Austria is broken tor good and all,
and that the. rumors Of the constraint in the
relations of Germany and Russia, which
have been floating about for some time, have
a valid foundation. 1t means that, upon the
breaking up of the Ottoman empire, Bis
marck wants the Danube to become Ger
man, not Russian river and that he favors
the seizure of the principalities by Austria
instead of Russia. Germany, in other words,
objects to Panslavism under Russian control,
and will aggrandize Austria and probably
Greece and Italy for the sake of preventing
Russia from growing too great. There is
curious connection between this disruption
of the old alliance and the forming of the
new one, and the cable dispatches from Paris
in regard to the charges made by M. dc
WoeStyne, of the Gaulois newspaper, that
valuable state papers have been surrepti'
tuusly taken from the French war depart
ment and communicated TO Bismarck. These
charges are so crcumstantial and direct as
TO have become the subject of a judicial in
ves.igaton. II is said that the secret which
was betrayed to Germany WIS the fact that
Russia had made private overtur to France
for an offensive ard defensive alliance. On
the one side it is claimed that M. Wadding.
ton betrayed this secret to Bismarck, and so
procured his own downfall, and on the other
it said probably to ipjure Gambetta) that
the president of the French chambers gave
the hint to Bismarck, with the view TO satisfy
him of the sincerity of his desire for peace
The effect of the new alliance upon the pres.
ent complications in Albania and Montene-
gro cannot yet be determined, but it is evil
dent that Russian intrigues in that quarter
must be arrested, or if not serious compca-
tons may shortly ensue.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

senator. 1t should be noted that Georgia
will not elect its representatives in congress
at this state election, but will choose them
on Tuesday, November 2. Indiana will elect
on Thursday, October 18th, state offieeres,
representatives in congress, and a legislature,
which will choose United States senator.
Ohio will elect on Tuesday, October 18th,
minor state officers, representatives in con.
gress, and legislature, which, in the case of
the election of General Carried as president,
will choose q Uni ed States senator. West
Virginia will elect on Tuesday, October 18th,
state officers and legislature, which will
choose a United States senator. The people
will also vote upon two proposed amend.
ments to the constitution of the state-one
relating to courts and the other to the right
of trial by jury in certain cases. AS in
Georgia, the representatives in congress in
West Virginia will be elected on Tuesday,
November 2. 1t may be added that the town
election in Connecticut will be held on Mon
day, October 4th, and that n proposed
amendment TO the constitution of the state
will be submitted TO tho vote Of the people,
the amendment providing that hereafter
judges OF the supreme court of errors and OF
the supreme court, shall, upon nomination OF
the governor, be appointed by the Legislature.
1t seems necessary to repeat that, MS already
stated, Colorado, which heretofore has been
ian October state" will this year hold its
general election on Tuesday, November :.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
Democratic Converts
Courier-Journal.


Mr.. VIM. Snedaker, another prominent
Brooklyn Republican, has left the sinking
Republican ship and has declared for Han
cock. Mr.. Snedeker, in his letter Of resig-
nation to the local Republican association,
says:
ii was soldier under Major-Genersl
Hancock when Gettysburg was fought. l
know him as a soldier knows brave, skill
full and good commander. l served long
months in the second army corps, and learned
to respect and almost to love him. | have
watched his history since, and have delighted
in the reading of his patriotic public utter
ances. He is the presidential candidate of
the Democratic party. He did not 20 down
to that party. The Democracy went up to
him. Heis emphaticslly clean man. His
record is unassailable. believe he will make
first-class president, and that the country
will be prosperous, and happy and peaceful
under his administration. The war ended
fifteen wears ago. The southern people have
accepted the situation, and are good citizens
of our united nation. fought when they OF
the south had arms in their hands. They
have submitted. l see no southern enemy
now, and don't want to crow over fallen
foe who acknowledges defeat manfullly.
"Hancock fought when Garfield talked. MI
Garfeld's record is too much. dimmedby very
questionable transactions in congress for me
to vote to elevate him to the highest and
proudest position of American citizenship.
This is clear statement of the case. The
Republicans are coming out of the political
Babylon.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
BuIIdOzing the Bankers
Forney's Progress, September Is.


Raising money to beat Hancock, from the
wealthy of Philadelphia, is sad satire upon
the eagerness of many of the bankers and
millionaires of this great city to remove TO
another place in July of 1868, just before
Hancock made it safest for them TO stay.
His opportune presence in time to repulse
Longstreet is unforgotten, | hope, by Our
rich men. Longstreets success at Geltys-
burg on that same day would have probably
made jeff Davis president OF the dlvlded
states, and so saved our presest grateful MIR.
Hayes from sending the ssved United States
as American minister at Constantlnople. In
looking over the long list OF opulent
men whose names are paraded by MI Cessna
as very ready to humiliate Hancock, and to
hound instead of honoring HMM other
words, to reouke him for saving them and
theirs, according to their own admission,
seventeen years ago-there were several sur
prises, among others that Of George w.
Childs But the Ledger of the very next
day stamped out the attempt as follows
IA Finance Committee has been APP
pointed by the chairman of the Republican
State committee, embracing n large number
of well known Philadelphia business men,
and this has been published With the indorse-
ment that alp in the list have accepted their
appointment There is some mistake about
this latter statement. Probably it would
have been better to say nearly ALL for there
is surely one name in the list belonging to II
citizen who has not accepted but who, if in
the city, would thank the committee for its
attention-but courleously decline-as he
does decline all party and political hoaors +"
There is no tyrant like your party despot.
This money, wrung from reluctant citizens to
defeat native son of Pennsylvania, whose
conceded title to our gratitude is like asacred
oath laid on the whole of us, voluntarily
taken, is in the nature Of forced levy. 1t
is gathered on the maxim, "Your money or
your life." If you do not pay we punish. If
you do not force your men to vote against
Hancock we will follow you in your business;
we will burden you with fresh taxes; we will
turn all your friends out OF office; and so the
menaced community pays only to be let
alone There was black slavery. But this is
a meaner, because more insolent, white
serfdom,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
Magnetic weaver.


General Weaver, the Greenbacl1 candidate
for president, seems to be q MN of magnetic
influence and Of force in politics. His inAu-
ence, however, is of the repellant kind, and
his force exerted TO the detrment of himself
and his allies, the Republicans. He went
down into Alabama to arrange things. He
found no Republican ticket in the field and
the Republicans ready to assist tho Green
hackers He took charge Of the campaign
and the result was Democratic majority of
10000. He then went into Arkansas. The
situation there was the same except that the
Democratic party was divided on q repudia-
ton constitutional amendment. The result
in Arkansas was Democratic majority Of
$4,000. Then at the instance of the Repub-
lican committee he went into Maine to break
up the Fusion movement. After disporting
himselfin Maine for several weeks, he re-
turned to New York and reported to his
masters that the movement was broken up.
The result was Fusion majority of $500 or
5000. He is in New York now. The Dem
ocrats of that state hope he will stay there.
If he does they anticipates majority of at
least $1,000. The Democrats Of Ohio and
Indiana, however, are clamoring for him to
be sent to those states. Aided by his oppo-
sition, they are certain they can carry both
states by sweeping majorities.
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Unlimbcred.

Mr.. Conkling has at last unlimbered his
fascinating jaw. He delivered great speech
at the Academy of Music, New York, last
night. We have run through the eight col,
umns and half of fine print, teegraphed
especially to the Globe-D Democrat, and find
but OF feeble sllusion to Garfield. There
is, however, a splendid puff of Arthur The
pitiful plight of the Republican party, since
It crawled through gimlet-hole in Maine,
causes 'Mr. Uonkling's speech to attract
some attention. He is looked to for conso.
lston, but he seems to afford but little. He
has said nothing that he did not say or could
not have said four years ago touching The
peril of the nation. The peril doesn't seem
10 be whit greater now than it was then,
and If our memory serves us properly the
decided then that Mr. Conkling's apprehen.
sions were altogether groundle's--not to say
chimerical.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
At the "CINCINNATI HOUSE" you
will find superb table; near T. q p. depot.

Ali OF Orr's buggies and carriages have
Servants patent wheels--l l-8 inch axles
Orr's Concord side-spring buggies are
hung on equalizers and have steel bows, steel
ties and Sarvan wheels.
Buy your buggies at W. w. Orr, successor
70 Sechler & Orr, Main street, Dallas, Texas.
Orr sells all styles of Concord side-spring
buggies. Send for his illustrated catalogue
and price-list.
Go and see Orr's buggies and carriage
before buying elsewhere, or send for prices
list.
Orr sells the best buggies for the money in
he world.
orr keeps all styles of carriages, ph@tons
and spring wagons.
If You want to buy family carriage send
Orrs catalogue and price-list
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
The Electric Light.
New York Herald.

Thomas A. Edison unbosoms himself as
to the success of the electric light in tie
North American Review, for October He
claims that his system of electrical lightning
was from the first all that it was originally
claimed to be, and declares that the delays
which have occurred to deter its general in
PRODUCTION are chargeable not "to any defects
since discovered in The original theory of the
system, or its practical working, but to the
enormous mass Of details which have to be
mastered before the system can go into ope-
ration on large scale, and on commercial
basis as q rival to the existing system of
lighting by gas"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

The tonic effect of Kidney, Wort is pro-
duced by its cleansing and purifying action
on the blood. Where there is a gravelly
deposit in the urine, or milky, ropy urine
from disordered kidneys, it cures without
fail. Constipation and piles readily yield to
its cathartic and healing power.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

An American manufactured glass hss
Done up in price from 25 to so per cent, but
D. Goslin made his purchases and gave his
orders last fall for six months in advance
md consequently is able to sell Ill glassware
II his popular China iiall, one or two lines
accepted, al the old low rates.
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rhe EIectlons in October.
Leave Times.

Maine having ended the state elections in
September, the contests to be held in Octo-
Der become of interest. They will be four
in number, as follows Georgia will elect on
Wednesday, o tober 9Th, state officers and q
legislature, which will choose United States
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
Al Their Old Stand.

Meredith Bros, are at their new building
and will be glad to have all of their old pat
rons and the public generally to call on
them. Best liquors and cold lager beer
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

G. Conrad & Co.'s celebrated Budweiser
lager beer has never yet been introduced any
where but what it was a complete success;
because pure articles always meet with favors
from generous public.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24
Paints, Oils,
SHIELDS
& Window Glass,
YOUNG,
Wall Paper,
Wholesale and retail
Pictures.
Wholesale and retail

Mems, youths and boys dress suits at low
prices. Call and see us-Blsnkenship i
Blake, oil Elm street.
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Ladies'

Will find no trouble in getting fitted in o
fine pair of shoes at Leon kahn,s.we have
them. in all styles and last and fully war;
rant every pair custom made shoes sold
BY us.
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TAPEwORM

Radically expelled. For particulars, address
P. o. box 70, Southern 81 Western Medicine
Co., Dallas, Texas.
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MRS. Csughanour's school

or girls will re-oRen the first Monday in
October. A class Of small boys will be re.
ceived.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

Ladies' should not fail to call and examine
Bankenship q Blake's new stock OF goods.
No trouble to show goods.
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"EDiIepsie" Cured

By the use of the great German remedy.
For particulars, address P. o. box 70, South
ern & Western Medicine Co., Dallas, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

Dozier- Weyl Cracker company, st, Louis
can bake over 5000 boxes of crackers a
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

Ask your grocer for Dozier-Weyl Crscke
compsny's goods. You will like them.
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The Boss Smoke.

Fruits and Flowers cigarettes and smok-
ng tobacco. Headquarters Trinity cigar
fcatory.
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Fresh saddle rock oysters in kegs at the
Delmonico restaurant.
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Lunch Baskets

and school sstchels at Mason & Erb',, II:
Main street, st. George hotel building
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

Good beer is something to be appreciated.
@. Conrad & Co.'S Celebrated Budweiser
never fails or give entire satisfaction.
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CARRIAGE AND BLACKSMITH SHOP.

TNHE UNDERSIGNED BEGs LEAVE TO
i inform the public generally, that he has
Payne, who formerly did busip ess q, the cor
ner Of Sycamore aud Elm streets He Is one Of
the best workmen in the state: am prepared
TO do all kinds o, repairing, either IN wood or
iron, on the sh rteet Notice and = most sub
have two shops--cne corperof Live Oak and
Elm streets, and the other In East Dallas, two
blocks e asst Of the railroad OF Elm street, where
ali needing work are Invited to.call. HORSE
sHOEING specially by myself.
ROBERT DoNNEI,LY.
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Call for G. Conrad & Co.'s celebrated
Budweiser beer at all irst.class saloons and
grocery stores
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

If you want wholesome, healthy, and
strengthening beer, try G. Conrad X Co.'s
celebrated Budweiser lager beer.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

Novelties ofevery description, French, Eng
fish and American china; mirrors, silver-plated
goods, glassware, chandeliers, lamps; bar,
hotel and RESTAURANT Quitting, cheaper, bet
ter and in tsfger variety than anywhere else
at ID. Goslins China Hall.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-24

First- class board aud well furnished roo m
he "CINCINNATI HOUSE."
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e6y General agent for the Robinson
Wagon Co.'S Carriages, Buggies, Phatons,
Spring Wagons &C., Minnesota CHEZ
Threshers, and the Celebrated Easter Chilled
Plow. q
307 MAIN ST., DALLAS, TEXAS