The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-12-23
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N drawn g'hot os ich der geyvs mus.
Geshter owet hob ich mich uf der SET
tee g'huckd un hob amohl g'woonert
wass noch GUS der welt Werd wann de
lett 80 fOrdt maucha NIT era inventions
We ich considered hab os mer in anne
dawg sheer daussand mile traVella con
in Railroad shteam car, un os mer a
daussend mile in holwy minnut
shwetza con liver de telegraph poles, un
os te awfongs ennich ebbas du kenna
hut g mich g'woonert we's 81 w@rd in
about hoonert yohr ahead. We ich
80 ivver de sauCha gadenk'd hob, bin
ich dort uf m settee Ell g'shlofa, un hob
amohl gadrawm'd.
My drawn war os des g yohr 1880 is
"a hoonert Yohr ahead fun der yetzich
tzeit, un wass ich .olles gsana hob con
ich nimmy sawga. Ich vase aver os
mer gor k@ wardt in English hara hut
shwetza, aver olles war Pennsylvania
Deitsh. De heiser waura all fun solid
elsa gabaut, aver ona shornsh e, un ona
efa in der kiCh odder in der shtoob.
Shtae coala waura GUS g'shpeeld, for de
lett hen kse use g'hot for 30 shtuft, for Sc
hen n w@g GUS g'foona :os mer wasser
brenna can grawd 80 goot os we gas
For g wasser tzu prepara 30 os 3 bren'd
hen SO . dorrich n machine g'runnd
un d'no dorriCh pipes in de shtoova un
ivverall onna un hen nix du missa os
yusht der krawna uf mauCha un 3 was.
ser Cooma lussa un 3 d'no sw g'shteckd
nit m match. Sellerw@g hen Sc 80
hawa hen wella for koCha, for g house
wawrm mauCha, un aw for oles soonsht.
In de fornessa, un rolling meela un olles
hen Sc nix os wasser g'used for brenna.
Of course de wasser companies hen n
grossy bisness gadu.
We iCh nous R'shtept bin-mind, des
is now OILS noch my drawm-hob ich
sheer gor nimmy g'wist wo ich bin, un
war ordiCh ferhootled. Es war n grose
gabei sex shteck hoch uf IN very plotz
g'shtonna wo m Kitzelderfer 81 w@rts.
hous war, un 3 shteddle war 80 grose os
mer nix g'sana hut os heiser in oily di.
reCtions, De lett wara aw CONS onnersht
os ollaweil-'s is mer fore cooma as Sc
all in a hurry waura, un os n yeader
mon un yeady fraw nix gadu hut os 81
eagny bisness g'mind.
Aver wass mich 'sarricksht ferwoonert
hat was os a yeader mon a pawr dinger
on sich g'hot hut, anes uf yeader side,
uf n awrt os wann 3 n umbrell 81 kent
un uf ca mohl hob iCh amer sana selly
dinger uf maucha un GUS shpredda, un
sull mich der dihenker hola wann 3 net
grossy higgle waura, un ke bexly uf
IN mon 81 bookle, a wennich we n
shnop'soCk un GUS sellam bexly sin
tzw@ shtiCker drode grunnD'd un hen
connect NIT de Aiggle. Eb os ich de
gons rig hob recht sana kenna hen de
fliggle awfonga tzu runns, un der mon is
uf un OBJ in de looft un in wenniCher
os minnut war ar 30 welt OBJ os mer n
nimmy hut sana kenna. Ich hob maner
os a hoonert lett sellerw@g sana in der
looft rumm Aeega, un aw weibsleit un
klaney kinner.
Of course, ich war woonerftzich, un
hob n mon g'froked we des ding is os Sc
so g'wittrich shwift feega kenna, un ar
hut g explained, Cd sell bexly uf m
bookel is de electric engine os de figge
runn'd un regulate.
We mer derfu g'shwetzd hen hob ich
ebbas hara dorrich de looft rusha an hob
nuf gsgookd un hob ebbas g'sana os
gagook'd hat we n shteam boat, un 80
shwift gonga os :ch g yusht for about a
holwy minnut hob sans kenna. Ich hob
der mon g'froked wsss sell war, un ar
hut mer g'sawt os 3 de hummer sivvatza
accommodation Flyer is--os runn'd fun
San Francisco noch Conshtontinople, un
mauch'd n trip oily shtoond, un shtup'd
on 80 pletz os Philadelphia, London un
Berlin.
ICh hob der mon g'froked eb SO n
shteam engine usa for seller Flyer 80
shwift runna mauCha, un ar hut net
g'wist wass ich name we ich n sh.eam
engine g'mentioned hob. Dino hob ich
IN g'sawt os ich name eb g n engine is
os dee wo Sc usa uf m Railroad2 Aver
der mon hut net amonl g'wist wass for
n ding os n Railroad is, un we ich IN
sell explained hob hut ar g'sawt: Oh,
yaw, now vase ich wass du mainsht-
ebbas os de lett OILS g'hot hen in olty
tzeita-so n old fogy Contrivance nit
riggle rida Sell is aver shun long GUS
g'shpeelt, un now sawgt ar, travelled
mer in der loot, un NIT Electricity con
mer easy fnf daussend mile de shtoond
travella. Ar hut mer aw g'sawt os Sc
N fast line runna on der moond un aw
n opposition line, un os SO der trip
maucha oily fnf shtoond.
Mer hen aw a wennich politics
g'shwetzd. IS war k@ United Shtates,
aver olles war unner m Keiser fun
Mexico. Ar hut mer g'sawt os for a
hoonert yohr tzuriCk hetta Sc OILS 'lec'
tions g'halta in der United shtates aver
sellamobls hetta Sc de Democrswta
gabutta, un nochderhond hetta SO e
gonsa lond ferkawf'd tzu de MexiCawner,
un now wissa SO nix mae fun elections.
We mer 80 g'shwetzd hen is de fast ex-
press line aw Cooms, un g hut so n
boomers grosser rush g'maucht we 3
dorriCh de loot g hoga is os 3 mich fer.
shrucka hut un iCh bin wacker waura
un my drawn war ON end, un doh bin