The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-03-23
ROARING SPRING.

The SOUTH KENTucKIAY, n cheap
and newsy paper. costs SO much, no
more. No matter what may be your
age or color, but he sure TO pay Tor it
in advance that our friend Charley
may have money to 80 TO the Centen-
nial at Nashville.
Talnage says sinners should have a
show, but judging from tho number
OF innersions ut Sinking Fork
church, they hadn't much there.
VIM. W. says the wave of wo-
mans handkerchief has wrecked
many Il man.
Miss j. ID. says suitable texture
for tho upper lip OF f. Z. would be a
little "mo-hair,"
1t makes Jack NJ. mad to think that
so many people spell bumble-bee
with an h.
'Does your wife play euchre?'
ked j. 2. N. "No," replied I. e;
but she's death on poker"
Never have anything 10 do with
hogs said one OF our African friends,
they will squeal on you every lime.'
Mrs. says her husband is such q
blunderer that he can't even try on a
new boot without putting his foot
in IL.
l think it was the Cadiz editor who
said that one hing is worth dozen
love letters, but Bud ID. says tits not
SO unless the hug be great big one.
q. l.. says it's leap year but 1t
doesn't look will for young lady to
90 home alone at Z o'clock in the
morning after sparkling her beau.
AT what age ought one TO marry 2
asked j. Is +, to which Miss G. replied
at the parsonage"
i. II. l.. says that goose berries are
large and plentiful in the creek this
pring judsin & from those seen
II goose ne st at Mrs G's last
Sunday.
Two women werc seen In Indiana
last week tied 10 the tongue OF q
wagon, which they wero pulling IL
market, which Miss ID. IL. says in The
first case on record OF women living
tonge-tied.
SAYS squire A. ID. TO his little sol
DO you know why I'm going to whir
you?' Yes said the boy, 'becaus,
you bigger than me-
Mr.. VIM. IL. says 10 win the ca
TEEN OF a girl whom one madly Loves
that 25 cents invested In snuff or LII
per week II invested in 'lasses' cand,
will do the business.
DR.. Clardy and Mr.. Y. Caudl,
were here u few days since.in the in
terest OF the iurApikc. We learn tina
our citizens refuse to take stock in it
Shame on them.
1t is not often that we chronicle tn,
death OF one who possessed so many
noble and generous traits OF charac
ter as the subject of the following
brief notice: Brewer Southall, WHIT
died on the 9Th inst, aged 26 years
IIis illness was protracted, out h,
bore his suflerings SO patiently ali,
uncomplainingly that only God knew
the extent fthem. We have know
him for some time and can say tina
no one eyer before died in this com
mm,ity as much beloved by all, hi
fricnds many, enemies none. So gen
erous and pure was his life that whei
the summons came he spoke of dealt
AMI approached the grave with unial
tcring trust In Him who said "Wel
done thou good end faithful servan
enter thou into the joys of thy Lord,
II Is not for him that we should wee
but for his devoted wife aud thei
angelic little Mabel in tho loss of on
/. dcarcr to them than lie itself. Wee
not loved ones for the ransomo
spirit, but hearken TO the low an
comforting voice Of your God whis
pcring "Como Unto me all yc thC
are weary and are heavy laden and
will give you rest"
MIzpAn.