The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1880-05-18
TILE LADIES'

Alfonso is becoming bald. (Twice married.)
"You're a man after my own heart as the
%blushing maiden confessed when her lover
proposed marriage. .g e6s ss7aHsf
When a woman wants to be pretty she
bangs her hair, and when she wants to be
ugly she bangs the door.
When lovely woman hears strange news,
What form of speech so efficacious
To give expression 10 her views,
AS this plain Observation-Disclosures ~gracious"'
Jim Blaine is a ready debater. His habit
of talking back at every opportunity must be
very annoying to Mrs. Blaine.
The hardest trial to your heart is to attempt
to bear a rivals failure without weak triumph.
One of the best rules in conversation is,
never to say a thing which any of the company
can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.-
Stpitt. .ay.at.
Acolored individual was heard to remark
yesterday Everybody done come out in de
street to 'bserve how everybody am deserving
de Sabbath ="
Said DR.. Blanche, the famous French ex-
pert in cases of insanity, to the Jurors in a
case recently tried in Paris: ain the prisoners
drunken moods he would grow sad and
remorseful, and blame himself for maltreat-
ing his wife, as drunkards often do, gentle
men, as without doubt youyourselves know"
My Gretchen was a psoty girl,
Dot is der solemn troot--
But Ven l shpoke der pap vor her,
He push me nit his boot.
" Hump" said ayoung gentleman, at a
play with a young lady. 81 could play the
lover better than that myself" 81 would
like TO see you try was the naive reply.
No real generous man would go to a spirit
ual seancs given by a lady medium and Just as
the ghost Is walking about (while the medium
lS fIaH in thA nnhi,ntN v,1o uNl.-
rat right by the ghost" 1t spells the effect to
have the ghost yell and gather up its skirts
and run.
A wise Philadelphia woman, whose way-
ward husband is frequently out very late at
'the LODGE" rifles his pockets before he gets
up in the morning. As he has no distinct
recollection Of who his boon companions were
the night before, he never dares to mentor
his loss.
L love men, not because they are men, but
because they are not women.-Queen Chris
tina Of Sreden.
Senator Ferry has secured the signatures OF
all the Republican Senators, except three. to
q petition from the national women's suffrage
association asking that the Chicago conven-
ton admit women as delegates. Conkling
Edmunds and Booth are the only ones who
refused to sign.
Should a girl encourage more than one fell
low at a time? A foreign newspaper has re-
ceived answers in the affirmative, among
them The following: Yes, because [I) from
a number of sparks she is sure to get a flame;
(2) with several hearts in her hand she is sure
to play her cards well; (3) by encouraging
the many she tests the cour.e of the one az
she should have more than one string to her
bow and more than one bow to her string !;
l5) no young lady could possibly wish her
lover to remain single; (6) it looks so shabby
to have only end spoon CD it is only fair
that the girl should have some choice in the
matter; (S) the advent of fresh adventurer
tends to bring the others out (0) the compe-
tive market is the best tor all investors.
sweetheart. name the day for m.
When we two shall welded be
Make it ere another moon,
While the mea dowS are in tune
And the trees are blossoming
And the robins mate and sing.
Whisper love and name the day
In this merry month OF May.
I. e. SPiUuu.