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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-02-07
Enterprise.

A public meeting will he held on Wednes-
day evening next, Feb ] th, at u p. m, in
Reber's Hall, 70 wise r. plan and take
measures to ore a stock company for
some manulac. enterprise for this bor-
ough. Let it be glass mandatory, nail
factory, jobbing foundry, or such other
works as may be suitable for the place and
where labor will be furnished for men and
boys 1t is hoped that the citizens will turn
out in force and express their oninions frael,,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-02-07
mars f9
John Fitzwilliam Il

Shows that the subscription has been paid
up till March sth, 1879, and consequently
there is one dollar due us on the present year,
which you will please remit, or Sl.25 will be
charged if we have TO send bill.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-02-07
Local and Personal.
TO SUBSCRIBERS.

Subscribers will please refer TO the direc-
tion tabs on their papers, by so doing they
will be able to see whether they are square
on our books or not, thus:
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-02-07

The Society presents the following plan for
consideration fhe payment OF EIGHT DOL
LARS on application. FIVE DOLLARS annu-
ally tor four years, ana thereafter TWO DOL
LARS annually uurng life, WI IN prorata NOR
GbltY assessments at the death OF each mem-
Der, winch for Division Is as follows;
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-02-07

Economy and retreuchment" in prac-
tice, not in theory only, is the motto Of the
DemOcraC
l.! oder Of the
COMMITTEE.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
COUNTY DIRECTORY.
CIRCUIT COURT.
--:O:--

Jury Terms-Second Monday AZ
September and the First MONDAY n
May.
Non-Jury Terms-First Mopdav
of July and Third Monday of Ds.
cember.
Chief Judge-Hon. r. H. Alvey.
Associates-Hons. VIM. Motter
and Geo. A. Pearre.
Clerk-W. HI. Tower.
Sheriff-George d. White.
States Attorney-Jno. W.Veitcb
Court Auditor-W. p. Townshend
Standing Commissioners-Gilmor
S Hamill and A. B. Gender.
Crier-Wm. Smouse.
Messenger-Jas. M. Bell.
Bailiffs-Wn1. Waltz and 7. Boslsv
Return days of Equity process
Third Monday in January, third
Monday in March, third Monday in
May, third Monday in July, second
Monday in September, second Mon.
day in November.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

The regular sessions of the County
Commissioners commence on the
first Monday in January; the first
Monday in April, being the appeal
and transfer term; the first Monday
in June, being the levy term; the first
Monday in July, the term for ap.
pointing judges of election, and the
first Monday in October.
President, d. H. Friend; Com.
missioners. John Wilhelm and w,
w. Broadwater.
Clerk-Fred. A. Thayer, who will
be in the Office on Tuesdays and Sat.
urdays of each week.
County Surveyor-John Harmed,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
TOWN OF OAKLAND

BurQess-A. l.. OsbOurn.
Con,nlisSioners-ThOs. Carr, Z. II.
Bartlett, w. M. Coddington, Joha
w. Smith.
Uerk-King Delawder.
BdHif-P. A. Chisholm.
Postmdster-Ralph Thayer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
LODGES.

a. r. & A M-Meet every first
and third Thursday night.
l. O. o. r. No. 12-Meet every
Monday night.
Alta Lod G. No. 574. K. of H.
Meets in McComas Hall I'd and 4th
Thursday evenings of each month.
T. 0. @. IT. No. II4-Meet every
Tuesday night.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY

NINE departments of study text books
furnished AT COST; calendar arranged to suit
teachers expenses for one year from $l75 to
$500; non sectarian, liberal, through. Fall
term begins SEPTEMBER LIST, 1880. Attendance
last year from q counties of West Virginia
and from States and Territories.
%s$For catalogues and other information,
apply to the President. j. II. THOMPSON. Nor
gantown West Va. Is 3m.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
ORPHANS COURT.

Meets every second and fourth
Tuesday of each month.
Chief Judge-Isaac III. K0okeR.
Associates Joseph Dewitt. and
VIM. Harvey.
Register of Wills-W. H. Hagans.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21

NYsM Robustness now before the public. You
UHVtEscan make money faster at work for
HIN us than at anything else. Ca oital
JAZZ u not required We will start YOU Sl2
dustrious. Men. women, boys and girls wan
ted everywhere to work for us. Now is the
time. You can devote your whole time to the
work or only your spare moments No other
business viii pay You nearly as well. No one
willing to work can fail to make enormous
pay by engaging at once. Costly outfit and
terms free. A great opportunity for making
money easily and honorably. Address TRUE
Il Co., Augusta, Maine.
MN week in your own town. SIS outfit
KILL free. No risk Reader, IL you want a
AHlH1business at which persons of either
" 0sex can make great pay all the time
they work, write for particulars TO III. HAE-
LETT q Co., Portland, Maine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.

JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.
District No. 1-Wm. SharpIess and
Emil F. Droege.
2-J. NJ. Kessler and
l.. G. Fike.
3-Henry Winterberg
Il Sylvanus Butler
"A. J. Warwick and
A. J. Michaels.
5-Wm. Hinobaugh &
JOS. III. DAVIS.
6.-R. T. Browning &
Francis Seabold.
7-R. b. Jamison and
A. l.. Osbourn.
8-Chas. Best, Isaac
Thompson.
9-Perry Weimer, j.
Fazenbaksr.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
FOR SALE.

Two large and commodious dwelling houses
ior sale, IN Oakland. situated Alder street,
well adapted for hotels or boarding houses
one Of them is well known as the New Glade
House and the other adjoins II ON the east.
For price and terms apply at
jc2G THIS OFFICE
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
BLACKSMITHING,

The undersigned are prepared to do all
kinds Of blacksmithinga at their shop on the
corner. QfNlill and Second streets. Al aoOfk
Mqor0iEged. HORSE sH0EING ASPECIAL-
QY. CaHand see us. 4, -. %
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21

For Sale or Rent,

Fifty acres of land near oakland, and two
Dwellings, Barn, Carriage House and ample
Stabling. Apply ON premises.
Il. a. KILBOURN.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21

REGISTRARS OF VOTERS
District No. l H. o. Hamil.
2 BENZ. H. Green.
3 Isaiah Fuller.
w. H. Bernard.
S Daniel IIinebaugh.
6 Thomas Browning.
Z w. HI. Hall.
s w. +. Deakins.
9. Daniel Carey.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-08-21
One ECLIPSE" Porta-
BILE Steam Engine,

Said engine was built by Prick & Co., at
Waynesboro, Pa. The cylinder is eleven in
ches in diameter and sixteen inches stroke e,
the boiler is well proportional and hasa m
pie fire-box and fifty-five two-inch tubes.
and is, according to the sworn testimony of
an expert, at least thirty horse power
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
The Boom Rells On.

The Hancock boom. which we at first
thought large, has gradually extended
and doubled until we now look back
cinnati Convention as a small boom in
comparison with the present gigantic
proportions il has assumed. In Mil
waukee, Wisconsin, n State that is.way
up North" a Hancock legion has been
organized, with Capt LOngworthy,
heretofore Republican, at its head, while
the following telegram shows that there
il another prominent man who has re-
nOunced Republicanism and declared
for Hancock and English. Here is the
telegram:
"Gen. C. :. Hamilton, late United
States Marshal for this district, and long
recognized rs a prominent Republican,
stands by his declaration that Hancock
will be elected, and intimates that he
cannot vote for or support the Republic
can nominee. The Democrats consider
that Gen. Hamilton has practically re-
nOuneed Republicanism, and consider
him an acquisition, the most important
vet made in Wisconsin. Gen. Hamil-
ton and Gen. Grant were classmates at
West Point, and Hancock was in the
next class below. Hamilton and Ham
cock are personal friends. Glen. Ham,
ilton believes that very large pereent-
age of the Democratic gains that he ex-
poets will be among the veterans OF the
war. Democrats are jubilant over Gen.
HamiltOn's position and predictions"
Enterprise.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
EchOings.

Judge Grace appointed six negroes on
the petit jury at the Christian Circuit
Court.
The Hawesville Ballot should not fret
ITSELF Mr.. Mckenzie will be glad to
meet Judge Cook, or anybody else, ON
the stump after he is nominated by his
party-and he will be at Sebree ON Sep
TENDER 2. He is ut present engaged In
giving an account of his stewardship tn
his Democratic constituents. When he
finishes that duty he will meet any Re
publican, Greenbacker, NOndeseript or
DamphOOl who may be pitted against
him. Ii is ignorance i'm the Ballot and
conceit i'm Cook to think that Mckenzie
is afraid to meet any speaker i'm the dis
trict. As an orator he has no superior
in the district, and certainly not in the
Greenbaek party.
The sarcasm of Mr.. Shouse, i'm his
card on this page, Is amusing indeed,
but his statements will not bear n close
scrutiny. The convention two years
ago was held ON September 12th-ten
days later than the date named for this
year. Several other Congressional dis
triets have held their conventions. III
Mr.. Shouse waited for Mr.. Mckenzie to
return from Washington, why has he
not been i'm the field during the past
two months? Congress adjourned ON
June 10th, but Mr.. Shouse has not pat
a foot i'm Christian, Hopkins, Hancock,
Muhlenburg, Ohio or Webster counties,
nor has his announcement appeared i'm
even his home papers. Nobody in this
end of the district had any information
of his candidacy. To those who have
repeatedly asked US, "Who the HI 10
ShOuse?" We can now reply that he il n
fellow down i'm Henderson who bankers
after Congressional honors, but who
had not the nerve to grapple with Me-
Kenzie, aud now vents his spleen ON
Chairman Dempsey, a high-tonesl, hon
orable gentleman, who has not, and
would not, do anything that was not
right. Ii was not, and Is not, our i'm
tentiOn To say anything against Mr..
ShOuse-we don't know him or any
thing of him-but We must say that
We think this card Is just a little bit
contemplate.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
Forslsvtlle Items.
August ~, 1850

August ", 1850.
Editor Herald:
The farmers still complain of their
tobacco crop.
Corn is now made and is moderately
good. Business is slowly improving, but
still dull
Several changes since | last wrote.
DIR. ;. J. Wedding has sold his cottage
to Mr.. Sam &. Roberts, and will remove
To Stephcnsphort, KY, in Il few days.
We are sorry to lose the Doctor, as he is
one of our hest physicians and II genial,
kind-hcarted gentleman. Don't forget
us, Doctor.
Mr.. Morris Wilson j. to remove into
the house now occupied 10y DIR. We'd
ding to make room for Nj. =. &. Rob
erts, who contemplates opening hotel
and bar-rOOm.
Messrs. Ii. +. Wallace and J. VI.
Johnson have posted notices that they
viii apply to the county court far license
tn keep hotel.
Mr.. Morris Wilson j. preparing
ground for new dwelling
Mr.. j. NJ. Johnson is building IN all
ditiOn to his hotel. Mr.. Ray Gillespie
does the carpenters work. Improve
ments would still go on if it We're not
for the peculiar policy of our landhold-
ers. They will not improve it or sell
to those who will. A few more live
men would he the making of Fordsville.
Little Laura, daughter of Il. n. Tru-
man, is quite i'll. No other sickness.
Mrs. Valentine Myrtle, of Meade
county, daughter of Ii. l.. Withers,
Esq, Is i'm the neighborh 10 !, visiting
relatives and friends.
Mr.. Chas. Helm, representing the
Bradstrect Mercantile Agency, was in
town one day this week in the interest
of his firm.
Messrs Gaines X Son have commence
ed mining coal near this place. They
supply us with coal, and the neighbOr-
ing villages rs well. whitesville and
Haynesville draw their supply from
here.
The Good Templar's lodge, recently
recognized at this place, seems to be-
prOspering finely. Stated meetings
second and fourth Sundays in each
month. They are to have a paper edit
ed in the lodge. Stand to your colors.
Good Tcmplars.
The deputy sheriff and posse went
out one still, solemn night-such as
men usually choose who have vile deeds
ON their brain-fOr the alleged purpose
of capturing All outlaw, and undercOver
of the law committed one of the most
dastartlly assaults on u lot of helpless
victims that il has ever been the lot of
Il correspondent III chronicle. To call
il "a mean act for gang of men To at
tack lot of innocent beings under pre-
tense of hunting a murderer would he
but mOcking justice, who demands that
crime shall he spoken of in plain and
uneqlIivOcal terms. Ii seems that they
We're stealing their way through the
grass, fearing that they would see the
man they were hunting for, when they
stumbled over the harmless body of
their first victim. They made short
work of the first with their knives,
while the unoffending things lay mute.
We can only say of the act, wish We
had been there to help Mr.. Cooper and
his men eat them. They We're only
wat,rmelons. The boys are nxiOus
Tor another murderer to escape.
Messrs. Harder, Dawson X Wallace
are at work at their mill with vim.
They will he ready to grind by Novem-
beer LIST.
No reports from the silver mine this
week. II anything happens | will let
you know. Till then | vanish.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
For the Herald.
TICK LING.
ny THOMAS \. HIGGS.

ny THOMAS " hl6''S.
Ills a very strange subject To write on,I know;
But then tits a plain one and surely VIII DO,
When everything hangs on this sentence De-
"SIip up and tickle me and III tickle you"
John has AN To grind, rusty and dull
Jake has another one, probably Two
John speaks cmphatic,lly, candid AMI iuiI
"Jakc, you must tickle me and I'll Tickle
YOU"
Some fellow want your vote, office he Graves
And makes fair promise of things he VIII
Appeals 10 your State pride AMI talks about
slaves,
lie wants YOU to tickle him and he'll tickle
YOU.
The merchant has goods he wishes tn sell,
The cheapest in town, yet 80 handsome ana
Your greenbacks nightmare and he has n
"spcll,"
lie wants YOU To tickle him and hon tickle
The doctor looks knowing, lac marks the red
flush
That leaps to your cheek and he thinks You
will do,
Aye, there is the bis. fee thin Cruel and mush
Patient must tickle him and he'll tickle
you.
Boys, too, must court the girls, ride day and
night,
Girls, too, must love the boys-poetry view
Dress, quarrel, make IL up-Cupid's all right,
Darling, please tickle me ami I'll tickle
you"
Thus We go tickling with each one We meet,
Yet faithful 10 self in each Thing that We do
Never forgetting in byeway or street
That Johnnie must tickle me and I'll tickle
you.
West Louisville, August p.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
Poor Neck News.
Poor NECK, August Is, 1850.

POOR NECK, August Is, 1881.
! Editor Hc,uhi:
We are needing rain badly.
Your correspondent, in company with
Nj. II. and Fidale Ward and Antha
Smith, was in attendance at the boss
barbecue at the Sulphur Springs on the
nth inst. They had everything that
was good To eat and plenty of it.
Mr.. James A. Park is getting out
another large lot of saw logs for the
Evansville market. His raft will num-
Der some 600 logs.
Miss Belle CarsOn's health is improv-
ing.
! Mr.. j. III. Woodward and wife, ac-
cOmpanied by Mrs. Gibson, We're visit
ing the family of Mr.. George Wood
ward, in CalhOOn, last week.
| Il. j. Lowe and son returned this week
from II ten days visit to Indiana.
Mr.. Lafayette Bennett accompanied
Miss Lucy Ward to her home near
Oakland City last week.
If you don't want your man Mcken-
zie Cooked you had better take him oil
the track.
BOrn-tO the wife of l.. w. Ambrose,
Friday, July 80, Il daughter; 10 the wife
of j. n. GOdshaw, August 3, a daugh-
ter, to the wife of Dick Barnett, August
IL, son; to the wife of Sylvester
Shown, a daughter.
Married-at the residence of Charley
Baxley, Booker Richardson, Jr. and Miss
Mary B. Hoover.
Your correspondent, having been
bothered by some unknown varmint
getting in his hen roost, concluded Ia
| try an ounce of strychnine few nights
ago, which sent two foot mink up Salt
river.
a meeting at Beda, conducted 10y
Revs. Dennis, Martin and Hanan, is in
progress.
The association will begin ut Clear
Run the second Saturday in October.
Mr.. :. l.. Baird had IA two year old
filly killed Il few days ago by smuggling
herself.
Mr.. Thomas Smith lost his fine buggy
animal sometime since by running
away with sled and breaking her
legs.
I'VE are getting hungry for some more
"hash" from the Hill.
Messrs. Hudson X Bennett, of Me-
Lean county, Were up settling with the
people for threshing wheat. They have
threshed five thousand bushels this
season.
Mr.. j. +. Il. Ward has "A eve that has
twin lambs five months old that weigh
respectively sixty-tive and seventy-iive
pounds.
Orgillous Newcomb is visiting friends
and relatives i'm Indiana. He will also
visit relatives in Illinois.
Wait till light my
TORCH.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
No Creek News.
August - 1850.

August -, 1850.
Editor Herald:
Health is generally good; some few
eases of malarial fever.
IL pays to raise fine stock. Mr.. VIM.
Foster, of this neighbOrhoOd, recently
sold to John Lindley, Esq, of Mclean
county, one bull calf thirteen months
Of age for SIS. John says he is going
To raising fine stock. He has Il farm
suitable for stock, and capital to stock it
with the hest of stock, and We are sure
if he undertakes il he will succeed.
Mrs. Frank Miller and daughter, of
Louisville, are visiting the family of
Mr.. Kit Carson, of this neighborhood.
Miss Jennie Rock, Of Butler county,
is visiting relatives in this vicinity.
VIM. A. Carson, of Summerville,
Gibson county, Ind, paid old friends
and relatives a short visit last week and
the week before.
Miss Ophelia Benton has just returned
from visit with relatives i'm Mclean
county.
w. G. Benton, of the Louisville Com
mcrcidi, made flying trip home Sum
day.
c. $. Carson has bought John b. Fos-
ter's photograph gallery, and is manip-
ulating the same at the residence of
Kit Carson.
Mr.. l.. Bean has secured class i'm
vocal music mt No Greek.
Mr.. Carlisle, of Webster, who has
been cutting logs in this section for the
past ten months, left for Clear Pond last
week.
Miss Jennie Park, of CentertOwn,
ID La.
place. She is lady of culture and re-
iinement, and has a wide experience rs
an educator, having taught sixteen
years in succession.
Mrs. Sarilda Stevens gave quilting
recently, mt which there was over one
hundred persons present. We would
like to tell the number of widows and
old maids present, but don't remember
just exactly.
We have had light shower of rain,
but need much more. Corn and tObac-
co are both suffering for rain. The to-
bacco crop i'm this section Is small and
mostly indifferent, though there are
some good crops. Corn is generally
fair; hay is all cut and slowed away;
lighter crop than usual.
There are few good crops of water
melons i'm this section, and they are
steadily guarded by their owners. Some
say they have put poison i'm their mel
Ons; don't know how true it Is; l have
eaten melons from the patch, and,
though feeling bad about the stomach
for some time after, ! am not dead yet,
and think | have recovered quite sutfi-
ciently to renew the application on the
first opportunity.
Some are beginning to pillow for wheat
When will the wheat mill start? We
are tired of eating corn bread and going
to Rosine to mill.
Mr.. j. II. Wallace is engaged cutting
saw logs. Clate Stevens and Ben Cham.
berlain are also engaged in the saw log
trade. Think they will soon have al
the timber cut in the flats.
. Success to the HERALD.
Yours respectfully,
/ SYN ESTER.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01
MN.
PATTIEvILLE, KY, Aug. p.

PATTIEvIILE, KY, Aug. p.
Editor Herald:
In your issue of August l1th | see a
short paragraph copied from the Breck-
enridge NeUs, announcing that ! will
support Hancock and English; also an
other from the Bowling Green Hiteiii-
gencer, the Editor of which takes a bus
mess view of the matter and, like u
sensible fellow, believes that COMPETE
ton is the life of trade, and thinks it
high time to stop this thing or there
will not be u Garfield man left i'm the
State by the time the melancholy days
of November" roll round. think my
self that it would be best to have just a
little opposition to make the thing live
~. When you opened the doors of the
Democratic church and sung that good
old song
Am | n soldier of the cross,
\ follower of the lamb,
be u christian of your type; but looking
around saw few starting in another
direction, and | imagined | heard the
ghost of our martyred President Lincoln
singing another.
show pity Lord, d Lord forgive,
Let repenting Rebel live.
passed and, as old Jack Swink said,
thought | wouldn't zine yit.". So
am cut here still on the barren mount
aims of sin, exposed to the wrath that
awaits more than one hundred thousand
Garfield men in the grand old common
wealth of Kentucky.
j. w. MEADOR.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01

Extracts frons His orders That SssoS
what ksnd OF a Wnn BE IL.

Arbitrary power has no existence
here.
Nothing can intimidate me from do
ing what think to be honest and
right.
Armed instruction or forcible resis-
lance to the law will be instantly re-
pressed by arms.
The great principles Of American lib
erty still are the lawful inheritance Of
this people and ever should be.
Power may destroy the forms, but not
the principles Of justice. These will live
i'm spite of even the sword
Woe to Us whenever il shall come to
pass that the power of the magistrate
civil or mIlitary-is permitted To deal
with the mere opinions or feelings Of
the people
The right OF trial by jury, the habeas
corpus, the liberty Of the press. the free
dom Of speech, the natural rights Of
persons and the right Of property, must
he preserved.
The true and proper Use of the mill
tary power, besides defending the ma
tiOnal honor against foreign nations, is
to uphold the laws and civil govern
ment and to secure to every person re-
siding among Us the enjoyment Of life,
liberty and property.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01

One of your old friends, Johnnie
Brown, of Calhoon, is doing a thriving
business here rs a saol,ller. He is good
workman and popular young gentle
man.
Rev. Mr.. Gill, of the Methodist
church, preached an able sermon at
Mount Zion yesterday and received sew
eral into the church.
The corner stone of the new Catholic
church at Beech GrOveNvas laid yester-
day, by the Rev. Father Durbin, with
appropriate ceremonies. An immense
concourse of people were present.
Rev. Ii. +. Swindler was retained as
pastor at Brushy Fork church for the
ensuing year. He is an able young
minister. More anon
CAL SMITH.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1880-09-01

A very sharp Republican resides in
Cleveland, Ohio. He was talking Gar
field quite strongly toa knot of Hancock
men the other day, and wound up by
offering to bet 800 that he could name
the next President of the United States.
The bet was promptly covered by one of
the Democrats, whereupOn the Cleve-
land man named "Winfield Scott Han
cock" The Democrat protested against
this. "Why,n said he, "yOu have been
blowing Garfield for an hour. That
amt square," "Oh," said the Cleve-
land man, "when | talk, talk Garfield.
When bet, bet Hancock.