, 1880-04-16

wo don. hcRrudan Emmett tho n,onoyif he will
nsaure us that tho last pnrt Of tho ltom is true.
At nrcsunt thoro is no rcaeon why VIC shoilh
ever 70 to Albany.
"There Is nothing particularly ATTRACTING
ntout nm international handlonr whom all nlir
horses nro beaten two ycars In sncccsslon."--
Queen VictUrfa.
"Icerl Peterson "-Yorr connndrrm.
"Why Il lloss mI!!ner like tho Ozarnnr'
has beon received, nnA the answer: "Bccaaso
st,o Ia Empress OF all tho ruchcs" is correct
A French p,yaiclnn has published pam.
rhlct showing tho terrible "etfects Of smoking
ut, tho heart" Thoro scoms 10 havc been
pretty l1caithy smoked ltartfn Now York Inst
wcok. =, 1t..,
Prof. Davidson, of San Frnncisco. says ttas
tho noxt totnl sntar coitpsc Visible n0ar to tho
United Btatos will bo that Of May 2s, 1000, at
o'cuck in tho afternoon. Miss Anthony should
cut o,,t this item md p.lsto II ia hor hut.
4 Boston man went into. n millinery stora
In Atlanta md nskcfi for nE8htshtrt4 and when
ha got baoa to his hotel ono cye WIS closed, two
Ut Ills teeth gonu, And his haIr looked like the
stuilln9 Of IN oil ctair.-CaaFiHesto'' 0bssrrer.
The German Princes are notcd for tho en-
| thusasm With which thoy enter into chosen
| rirsutt, * Inv hnving been passed thnt oil Of
| them should follow a wnrtEko. profession, ono
hns Inst graduated ~ full-aed9cd, acuth'deal'
| Ing doctor.
Some Of our exchanges are becoming wtso
| rs serTants. nftcr hnvlng been har1nlcsa ~
| ttoycs for several ycnrs. Ono Of thoa rcrnarks
that you can nlwnys distinguish tho clcrk In
lnrso dry goods store from tho proprietor by tha
| good clothes 10 wonrs.
Tho most important piece Of Legislation
that tho Now York Assembly haa thus far incu-
bntcd Is bill tn regnluto tho sizo Of npptc-bar-
rcls. Tho u,lrcstraincd nnd abnormal growfhof
these useful articles Is a rnntter that should
hayo been lobkod nftar long ago.
At Inst accounts the Vlcc-presidcnt Of tho
United Htates was sitting on stpnory lor
somewhere in Delaware waiting for tho fssh 10,
bite. This wild md unnathrnlly exciting pur-
suit differs groatl,. from tho plAcid, drcnm.ko
existence of II European rotentato who ls blown
up nr shot ut only once week Or so. Fish aro !
liab}o to bite any minute.
They say TINT Lorne mud Louise have littlo !.
| spnts onec In It while. ind that aftcr tho thing.
l,as Rono far enough shc closes tho argument
hy s.ying: " I'm a Guelph, und don't you for
Kct 1T" Lorno thon aoes out, blows up ths
Lord Chancellor Of tho Wuod IIto because thero
arc no ktnliInRs roady for use, md In other
ways shows that thero arc q few people around
tho pnlaoe that don't outrnnk him.
Now York 1lnpors ara giving considerable
prominence to tho fnct thAt, Of tho Garfield
! fa1niiy, ony Con- james 4. has mado any stir n
tho world. Tho uldcr brother IL farmer III
Mtchgan, md tic two sistcrn nra farmors wlscs.,
Tho New York editors should remember, how-l
ovor, thlu tho other brother didn't havc bay
!, Kclaiug that hnd trottod In a;si nancd aftcr!
him. a good start lu life Is everything.
we nro not dead certain what q lucent
lnmbcncy ts, but aro confident that 1t exists. Or
tho discriminating editor Of tho Fretonla a. "
Fdtriat would not hnyG admitted to tho coumnE,
Of bis papcr tho following poem. in which It oc"
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