Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-08-10
A ROUGH SHAVE FOR SHARON.
HOW A CARSON BARBER RAsPED HIS CHEEK
AND RECORD--THR SENATOR HEARS
GENUINE OPINION OF HIMSELF.

GENUINE OPINION OF HIMSELF
On Sunday afternoon Senator William Shar-
on sauntered down Carson street in search OF
a barber shop. The tonsorial establishments
are as a rule closed at that hour, but MIR.
Sharsn's luck did not desert him and at 800
p NJ, he was fortunate enough to find place
open. He was soon stretched out in the chair
and the barber had ne sooner lathered his face
than he began to pump him regarding stocks.
THE BARBER OPENS THE BALL.
DO you hear anything new about Union2'
slap dab with the lather brush.)
"Havn't heard" said the man in the chair.
''They say the ore body pitches ever into
Sierra Nevada"
"Psrhaps it does
"Times have been mighty tough down here
for spell, and if stocks don't take walk up
the grade pretty soon I'm dished, (slap dab)
and you can bet on it. Don't you buy
stocks.
| "Never held a share in my life.
| 'The devil. Must be from the East.
what State are You from!
| "Pm from Califor-Ah! Hem! Nevada"
replied the Senator recollecting just in the
| nick of time.
THE SENATORIAL RACKET.
6ghtl'
"Hav'nt kept track of it,
"Well Sharon he's in the field, and the boys
say that Uncle Jimmy Fairs going to run. =
Here the barber swept his steel down Sharen's
left jaw and made him vince with pain.
"Is that So"
eyes, but I guess he's N. G., that is he
don't sling the rocks around like Sharon. He
freezes to twenty like it was the last he had
Sharon he's regular -- but guess he's
liberal. Do you know Sharenl"
mo, do you!
PERSONALITIES
''Saw him once on a train chuck full. Lord
he drinks like fish when he's out on a run.
He looks like darned cadaverous starvation
ist voted for him six years ago and got my
money for it. bat blast my hide if he gets off
as cheap this time. He's too devilish lazy
for Senator. Never gets round in time to
vote. Turn your chin up little; that's it.
Now look at old Dag, so fat he can't hardly
walk and Sharon's thin enough for runner,
yet Dag works like horse for less pay than
Sharon gets for loafing around the Palace
Hotel playing whisky cinch and freeze out
with Joe King and old Smith. Little powder
IN vonr faca stranoar -
CONDITION OF THE SACK.
"Hsw's Sharon fixed now I" asked the |
man in the chair.
"Guess he amt SO flush as he was They
say the boys at the Bay have had the clamps
on him several times and since the bank bust
ed he's been short. Then that Palace Hotel
ain tpaying. Hescrimps all he can, butt wont
work. l guess by this time he's goin' to keep
the boys on the ragged edge, get what he can
and let EN- whistle for the change. Oh he's
sly. Of course when he's get full sack he
planks it down, but when he hasn't he travelsa
good deal on wind, and he's awful slick,
smooth Eph right along. If stand in l want
the cold cash right there in my paw. Little
oil pard1 That's the kind Of man am.
Let me put little tonic on your head. I'd |
knock that bald spot cold in two applications.
Just take that bottle right along, my own
make; only dollar"
"Don't want any Of your d hair oil !"
aid the Senator somewhat irritated.
"All right, dan't have to take anything
aere that you don't want. I'd had = talk f
With Sharon, but they say Yerington stays by a
lin SO he don't give the boys a chance. Here
ct that Mig brush your coat, look dusty.
Must be you travel good deal. If you was c
'sed to this sagebrush country you'd wear
luster. Thank you sir. Come again
By this time Mr. .Sharen's face was purple,
ut he controlled his temper and drifted back
0 the hotel. When he had passed out of
ight some parties who had been enjoying the
nn, told the barber who his distinguished
uest was. The artist ON hearing the worst,
astily closed up the shop under the impress 3
IN that Sharon had gone off after fire arms.
IMPORTANT TO Doc OWNERS. - Families h
wing in the northern part of the city COM te
lain of being annoyed by people who drive b.
ut with bird dogs following their carriages. t,