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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1880-03-06
WHIPS: WISE HND WIVTY.

doctors and lawyers are rec-males.
The tramp's motto" God bless our
roam"
The largest faction in Ireland-Dis-
satisfaction.
No, Rebecca; you do not cook beef
on cattle range.
An appeal to the understanding
wipe your feet
Why is ID like a drunkard's life -
Because it ends bad.
The lay of the "Last" Minstrel
The shoemaker's song.
The only really perpetual thing about
perpetual motion is its perpetual discov-
cry.
Adam and Eve had hard time on
their bridal tour. They never got home
again.
Animal sponses soak up water
Human spcnges absorb whisky, beer, gin
and such.
An aarm-clock is an unnecessary
luxury i'll the house where waling in
FAINT is the boss
A correspondent wants to know how
long bees live. About the same as short
bees, we suppose.
A dogs tail IS the greatest novelty
of the age. Whye Because no one
ever saw it before.
When the poor of a city ask 70,
bread. they are given paving stones. and
made to lay them III the streets
Eve was the first and only woman
who did not gather up her dress in bot
hands and yell at the sight Of snake.
A circus never runs too long for
spectators, but let sermon run ovel
forty minutes and Il congregation cant
sit still
If the Prodigal Son had lived at til,
present day he would have sold his hog.
to passing lrover and skipped out t.
Leadville.
A Kentucky man was drowned Will
attempting t" save 4 book-agent recently.
This is unfortunate. He should hav,
been hanged.
1t takes 4 butcher only thirty dayt
to learn how to sell bones with the meat
Ill, - al, f.
learn how to buy EN- separately.
The best of men are tempted sore
And wicked men will swear:
\ woman S oath to bank the door.
And sometimes bang the hair.
When Brutus and Cassius were BOYS
the girls used to say that Brute was sucl
q fine fellow. but they preferred Cash
The girls haven't changed one bit.
When hen has retired from bust
ness, after a long and uneventful life a.
an egg manufacturer, the unfeclin
huckster throws her upon the market i
spring chicken.
A district school in Vermont has beel
closed because II was Impossible to keel
the school-house warm enough to protect
the scholars. There was time wher
| plenty of School-marms could be found,
any one of whom would have made i,
warm enough to more than satisfy TIL,
! coolest blooded scholar.
Maine lawyers are beginning to think
consult another on perplexins point o
law. The visited man stitfly remarked
that he usually received pay for his al
vice. The other handed him fifty cents,
and said, Then tell NE all you know
and give me back the change
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

TTIiIiS is tn give notice. that the subscriber. Of
\ Cecil county hath uha med from the Orphans
Court OF said county. letters rcstaMcntary on the
personal estate OF
STEPHEN RICHARDS.
late of said county. deceased. All persons having
claims against the said deceased are !;.Tcbl warn
ed to exhibit the same. with the vouchers thereof
duly authenticated.
bn or before the 2+tt day OF January, 1881:
they may otherwise. by law. he excluded from all
benefit I'll said estate. Ar persons indebted to
said estate are requested t" make immediate pay
mcnt to the subscriber. Given under my hand
this 18th day OF February. 1851.
REBECCA IL. RICHARDS.
EXecutrN of Stephen Richards. deceased.
TeSt--h. ID. MILLER, Register.
Feb i4-iw
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Several Lots Of Ground,

GcntjnIir in the proceedings in said cause. and
Itua;c,i On High street. and which in deed
hereof from u tvid White To his wife, Milllccnt
White dated 9Th day of March, 1870. and record
Il III iihrr il. s.. No. J. "li"s 10. &C., {" the Land
Record B"phs III Cecil county. ar" described aS
'cin@ Lots Nos. -. -. 30 and 81.
Two 81 these !niS az Iurt,onS oi two OF them.
ave been leased. and render each ground rent
II ten dollars per annuln-on"O D! which Is occupied
~ VI. c. Huber. and the other ny Jos W. Rice.
Cue al S.,i.i lois is improved by large zstssn,
FRAME DIV EILING IlDI 81. IN good I.asE5
rcpair a!.d no" occupied by James A. l,,'::EH
Dell, and lhc Siduc nj this property is a.aessEaS
'tnlnpTOvtd.
A mo tai .rription will be furnished on the
lay "f sale. and 10y which the property will be
Il.
THE TERMS OF SALE. ~ prescribed by the
'iccr"e. are: Ga" third OF the purchase money to
he paid i'll on he day Ul sale. and the residue
equal p:tous in Twelve and Eighteen months
'r m The day of sale. and the payment thereof to
he secured ty the Bonds oil the purchasers, with
surety I" the satisfaction ~ the Trustees.
Persons desiring t" purchase are requested to
'Xtminc the rrup rty. and tor any iurtacr iutor-
nation 20 al ply to the Trustees
FRANK II. STOCkETT.
JNO. WRIT RANDALL,
Annapolis, Feb IT, lssu-ts Trustees.
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q Acres, 2 ROGds and 80 PGrChGS Ct Land,

more or less. The land Is conveniently divided
ntu fields. with good fencing. All OF the land,
kept Il few acres. is cleared and in good state
Il cultivation. The Improvements con- sss!4e,
st OF Il FRAME DIV ELLlNti. Frame ol1KlG
Barn with gou, Stone Stable under it. i,,,,s Ha
Urn Crib and tirdnary. Stone Spring sSx5.Slssss&S
io,ISr GOVERN" good spring ri water near the
luuSc. All OF the buildings i'll good condi
on. There are churches. schools and stores near
ne place.
THE TERMS OF SALE. aS prescribed 10y the
.rcr"c are: Onc-h,It OF the purchase money to he
aid in rash the day ut sale. and the balance in
Iiir wear from the day ut sale and to he secured
\ lie Eu;d or Note Oi the purchaser. with Il
lr,.ty or surctie> to be approved by the Trustee
The load I'll 10 bear interest from the day OF
.ic. Purchaser To pay cost OF convey ncing.
HENRY B. WRIT. Trustee
IoHx NJ TFuREI.I Alirt. Feb Its
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A New Story of the Lincoln Assassins
ton.
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ATTORNEYS SALE.

by virtue of power contained in Il
- mortgage from Richard Thomas and Eliza
beth Thomas. his wife IL The Fort Deposit Home
stead Association o! Cecil county dated the tenth
day of April. i'll the year ls,, and recorded in the
Land Records of Cecil county. in llher \. W. VI
No. >. folio j.:'. Ac.. the undersigned will sell
At Public Auction, at the Court House door, in
Eiktun. Oh
TUESDAY. the 9th day of MARCH, 1880,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
&atafombembucbSs 1tsT

0su6slm5rcer euf;ulu6su 2. :. 8sbe
W'bel AUDI er perldst mid eu mein
Sobn? Sepeis /! I6. Der Sobn fiebt
tbn, fetnes 8rueers WSroer -. fsbt
tbn. unc tritt auf feline Seits, perlist
mid, ersrsift tbn ni6t ben 9Sltpi6t E.
ben Sblept4t Der ben Dunfan mtr ers
i9lasen -. 8epsiS 2 -. 8epeis ?"
adterte fe eri65pft nod sin Wal unp
i9lus cann ridlinsS iiber In ben Saal
bin, ebe 8atsr GissRoY fe In ieinsn sr>
men aufansen fonute. Sofprt absr fniste
or neben ibr ntseer, ri1tsts Den StsrtSrs
per aaf unp lebnts tbr 6aupt In isinsn
arn. Ste rrar bepuetlps. Der pfar>
rer mari rtnsn Bid gu Ysaserd btndber,
stnsn Bid, psl@sr lem Glenpsn, Der fi6
ttS jeBt ;itternp uns Muernc I'm runfeln
S%tntsrsruuce sebaiten, purb Wart uro
Setn crans. Ssin Wort mar nStbie ~
pisiem Slif. 9ore 9clplmie's Ssrpal,
ter stns ni6t. usin, lief etlsnps binaus
unc fam slett earauf NIT einem SIdlds
den Gfis uno sirsm rsinsn, fsinen
5anetu6 ;urid. Gr ndets sas Sut
reitli6 uap iibersab es rann i1pstssnp
Dem pfarrer, pelbsr ieinsr Wutter
Sblifs Stirne uno sanseS 0sit6t pa.
NIT. leile reibeno, anfeu1tete.
8erSebens ; Die S~sinnuns tsbrts ni9t
rptecer.
Sn;Uii6sn bate psascpd, BEN eaS
Semiihen ess Yfarers um feline Wutter
unertyasli6 pe;nlid pures, pas Simmer
eerlafsn unp isinem 8utI6'r auftras
gum anipannen sessbsn. gr ppltt sis
unbequemsn safe je eber esitp lisbsr aus
benz Sauie babsn. Der S9uyts en-
pfane etns btabolii6e Srsupe paran, Gas
ter 6is. HoY TN rnflaren ~ laltn. OF
cisie 9sfdaisfstt Elm neusr fsssfafii@sr
Sobn iein iple, ppsr Oh iis cine Stnnes,
dneeruns gum Ssfsru BET ssm W5rpsr
anoeuten tonne.
DAP Saisr Sis. Gpy auf psaeepG's
Anerbitten stnstns. fptsts Jpn ni6t &C.
rtnse llsbsrptneuns. GS pirerfrsbts
ieinem 9sfible ais Wsni6, ron hem
%raffintrten SSIepttt benz er ia ebsn biz
sesenwdrttse SesIsnaual bstm Mnblids
rsS bsesnflt&sn 3ufanpes ieinsr Wuttsr
pteper ~psrpanfte, pom bisism Tsufsl In
Wsni&snssftalt sinsn Disnf ansunsb'
men ; ancers absr Ipra@ ete Stimms
ess prtsfers, psl6e parnte. seraee eir
Ssitcdtes Sinpsrber3 ni9t nod meb,
;uriidsufcssn. 90 rparp Batter SiBs
&Op aud bier gum WartYrer ieiner prize:
fttr!t&en patbt, inbent CT aud isBt ibs,
ft6 ben i&5nfsn uns i6psrftsn Siss be,
Sslbfaterwinruns errans.
Cine r,eus 9eriu6uns frat an ben
pfarrer bsran, ais Ct fi4 anibifts Grau
MnrY In ben @asen 30 brinssn. Wi
efnem bosbaften 8liden In benz umfiter
Iuse bot Der fanfatsjdbris.. frumms
I4pdblibe 5aqurfe ben, In Spaer Wan.
nssfraft fsbsnpsn Yfausr feline 5alf
an. Dieter ban'te NIT i@pa9sr sittsrn,
Del, bic innsrfe Sselsnbepesuns Serra
tbsnter Stimme, alien llnmutb tapfs
surddbaltsnp. Gin nsusr Sies.
HprtItBura fplat.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27
,""OrUT"HFT wWH H "e Hwf be"hes mfmnfnm gmm6t sRFbmr Bku mkbnh6m RanH.
III. PuStet X Co.,
New York City 4 Cincinnati, o.,
L. Ii 1927, 2O4 Vine Str.

unp nun erf serpann Der llmhano, cas fe
bic &i6tuns auf 5usb Yeapeof's Gut
~ sfnselhIasen, uno bab fe ii9 beim
Mbibiecc 70 isltfam benommsn bate, In
WassS's auaen Sspsutuna, srSsere
Sepeutuns aber nod IN ZEN @usen 3D.
ter Giss RuD'S pelder, aIs Wassy nit
tbrsr GrsdbIuns Ger unS betanntsn
8trtbefsIesne besann, ibr ristb. lid
iolderIet tbbrtdte 9spanfsn aus benz
8opf su l6lassn," punn Ridtis u@utsn
Ibenb" pinidte unp bic Sdtte perIies,
UNI ieiner Muttsr NIT bsItleunisten
Saritien ;u fclssn. Die bSls @bnuns
aber um fattsrte i'm nit tmmsr bspbsn,
Germ Slisslibl1se.
.sllte 5srs. rpenn SIR @u9 Jest nf1t
auf Der Steus pp1 bier fortpadt, 70 lae
i5 Gub eur6 msinsn 9sufuneIdncer
binausldleppen !" rtef Susb psarecf,
als Gater Sig &oy an psIsu Gbdre
podte uno slei6 earauf aud, cbae bic
grlaubnis gum Gtntritte absunartep, bic
Sdpele ibsri6ritt. nSbr Satansweib,"
rpolte Ysaeepf fortfabren, absr bur6 pas
@rI6siusn res gfarrers bltsb bic Sort
isBuns Der b5lsn Rspe ienisits Der eips
pen. Susb psacepd mid sualeia spsi
Sbrttte rIfpdrt5, ale CT Batter Sis
Gcy etntrstsn fab. psaecpf tano nit
benz @siidte se9sn bic Gbdre ssrt6tst,
pdSrenp Srau aanY benz @tnsanse ben
Gifsn sufsbrte.
Srau anny rpanpte ii9 nibt UNI, ais
ibr Sobn eintrat. Sbr Anblif bate
etpas 9rausnbafteS. Die Sinee auf
Bstssn Seiten ftarr rifpirts ssfrsft,
ben pur& bic Sabre abssmaserten 6als
seterartis pprrsdsnc, itanp ie prVbsnp DOR
Su8b peuecOd.
&annf pu ibm aber," fnirl6ts frau
slnny sut&sn ben 3dbaen bsrpcr, tnpss
tbr Spbu ndber trat, Dfannf pu tbm
absr baS 9sben n I d pieperseben. Gas
pu ibm senpmmsn, . pllf bu felb 4
ferben; tenn npsr Wenidfnblut
osrstsst bsGsn Slut foI pisssr Hisssn {"
> pu Esutsl, s:b mir mein Stnp, stb
mir mein 8ine suriifl" Sis ipiste
nit BEN rs8tsn6use ME gum prunss an.
pISSli9 panpts fe f9 UNI 9ater
GiB.Toy bate feline Sane auf ibre
S6ulter sslsst. Ssi ietnsn anblid
fubr IS ibr pte sin elsfrtI6er Strom
bur& tbre 9ltepa. Hal1, nit Ieiesns
i1aftlt6sr 8epssuna frt1 fe fi9 bic
Saare aus benz @ef1t crsrif bann bic
5anpselsnfe tbrss Spbnss unp preBte fe
frampfbaft nit ben Wortsn : Sim, fieb'
ben pa -. Siebt bu tbn, ben pa ?
Der tf's; Der bats sstban DsrI Der
bat unisrn Dunane rf9 a.
gen"
Sir ben ertsn S~uasnblid mar Der
Yfarrer ipra6los. nWuttsr," bssann
sr mad eintssn Winutsn NIT bobem
Grnf .ssesnts bsS @ortsS .8i9tst
nibt tbSri6t auf pae ibr ntSt ssri9tsf
rpsrpst!" llnb : .Gur6tbar if's, In eis
Sinpe psS l~sbsnpissn 9ottss su fallen !
Mstn IN bas 9sri6t une s d nil
ridden, Iprt9t Der Serr ".... 8omn',
Wutter, pu iptrit bid rpobl irrsu. Dsl.
den 9runp ioIts Waasr psapecd -"
oGr 1T Der WSrpsr ! CT bats setban II
risf fe In elmer Iufresuns, wts sr felt Der
S@rsdensna&t Der Sbat nf@t msbr an
ibr 5sisbsn bate.
Woter gih. HoN Suhsrts nJShIih feline
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1880-04-27

Or Wsitslisb Der 9esislatur bes Staa.
ties Hew 9ort.
IIsranbria Sap, 8. San. 1880.
$. 8, 0arneru. SO.
@ssbrte Ssrren! : Sd war felt bret
Sabren nit sinem MtsrsnIsibsn bsbaftst
unb lsstsn October bate i'd stnsn bsftisen
anfaa. Damn besann t4 Sbr Safe Kid
ney and Liver Cure" 81 sebrau9sn unh
erbielt iofcrt 2%inberuns. SD babe amel
Glai@sn bauon sebrau4t unb fibIs mid 70
wobI mite iemals, unb i@ werbe ftets stnrr
SOrratb BON 8arner's Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure tn 9anie baIten.
@&tanssuoD
v. gornwau.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
Nerves in the Household.

There is hardly an American family
In which some member is not a victim
TO some sort of nervous disease
ralgia, hysteria, the extreme ofepilepsy,
or the mild form of constant "tire."
Women, oftener young than old, are
frequently mere bundles of nerves; thin
and bloodless, living on morphine and
valerian, known only in their homes or
social lives by their sufferings, which
are real enough to carry them to the
edge of the grave, If too vague for any
ordinary medicine to touch. An emil
nent physician has hit upon a system of
treatment for this class of inyalids,
which is said to be successful. He re-
moves them from home. changes the
whole material and moral atmosphere
about them, puts them to bed, and for
bids them to move hand or foot. They
are overfed five times day. The lack
of exercise is supplied by kneading the
entire body, and by electricity. The
patient goes to and a skeleton and comes
out, it is said, fat and rosy. The secret
in this treatment is absolute rest, and
the reduction of the patient to the con-
dition of mere animal.
If this principle be correct, there is %
reason why every mother should not
apply il in the treatment of her nervous
patient (for she is sure to have
one). Her husband is overworked
in the Office or shop; he grows
thinner, more irritable; every month
his appetite fails; he cannot sleep,
complains of dull vacuity at the base of
the brain, of a structure like an iron band
about his Jaws. There is no time to
lose. If possible lift the weight little.
Adopt . cheaper, simpler style of liv-
ing, let the floors 90 uncarpeted, or take
out the money in the savings-bank.
There will come no rainier day than this.
Give him months absolute holiday
free from worry and work, feed him
well, amuse him. Let this holiday be
taken in the country, or somewhere on
the water, out of sight or hearing of his
daily work and cares. Nine chances
out of ten he will come back new
man.
Or it is one of the boys who is pale,
who has constant headaches, whose face
jerks strangely in the spring, who has
moody fancies, complains of injustice,
has doubts of the Bible. 1t is the boy
who is head of his class, too The lad
does not need moral discipline, or ap-
peals to his feelings or his faith. Take
him from school, and from home; turn
him into farm for year. He will
learn some things there as useful in his
future life as Greek or geometry. Make
him bathe regularly, eat heartily, drink
milk and beef tea, sleep early at night
and late in the morning. 1t is not the
mind but the machine that needs repair
ing.
Or it is the mothers own arm or head
that tortures her with neuralgia. AT
any cost give the suffering part heat
and absolute rest; wrap it in cotton and
flannels to exclude the air. Let the arm
stop its working and the brain its think
ing.
In short, the home treatment of all
nervous disorders should be based on
three words; change, warmth and rest.
May ScTibner.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
Milestone Material Shipped From the
Mississippi Valley to France.

Mr.. EMILE KARsT, the French Con-
sui, yesterday shipped from here seven
barrels of Arkansas and Wichita stone to
Sorgnes, in the department of Vaucluse,
near Marseilles France. The stone is
said to be of the finest quality for homes
or fine whetstones for sharpening en-
craving tools aud tools used in machin-
cry. This is the first shipment made
direct to that part of France, and illus
trates some curious phases of commerce.
Here is a little town in France, scarcely
ever heard of, sending for an article of
commerce this side of the Mississippi,
which is s'scarcely known to Americans
The quarry containing this peculiar
milestone is near the Hot Springs in
Arkansas. Mr.. Karst, who is the medi-
um through whom this first experiment
is made, mentions some curious varia-
tions in the tariff on freight, the cost of
freight from st. Louis TO Marseilles, in
France, being fraction only more than
from Hot Springs to st. Louis. He
found that the freight from Havre TO
Alsace, across the breadth of France,
some 800 miles, is as much as from st.
Louis TO Havre, over 5000 miles.-St.
LOttis RepubiicaR.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
Ahsnrd InclinatiOns.

1.-THE misfortune is says Addison,
"men despise what they may be masters
of, and affect what they are not fit for;
they reckon themselves already possessed
of what their genius inclined them to,
and so bend all ambition to excel in what
is out of their reach; thus they destroy
the use of their natural talents, in the
same manner as covetous men do their
quiet and repose; they can enjoy no salts
faction in what they have, because of the
absurd inclination they are possessed
with for what they have not" And this
common tendency is not the mere desire
to get unattainable things, nor is it only
the idealization of the object pursued, at
the expense of the object possessed. 1t
is resolute liking for those ambitions or
attainments in which we are really least
deserving. Thus we see, in the whole
field of human labor, from the highest
point to the lowest, strange misunder
standing concerning the true nature of
ones successes and failures. A first-rate
novelist cares nothing for his excellent
stories, but prides himself most of all on
his Indifferent verse. A really great
surgeon most dearly prizes the poor
daubs which he fancies to be excellent
paintings in oil. The eminent patent
lawyer is sure that, if he could only have
had time to write history of Madagascar,
his place beside Motley or Buckle would
have been secure. A house carpenter of
the first-class meditates much on his APP
pearance as an officer in the military
company of which he is member, and
privately reflects that his real station in
life ought to be that of great General.
1t is needless to multiply examples; every
one knows some person whose whimsical
or absurd ambition in some direction is
the amusement of his neighbors; and not
4 few are well aware of their own de-
fects or peccadilloes in this lines. s.
Times
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
Desperate Means to Get Rid Of a Hus.
band.

THERE are many people who fret
against the laws delays; but very few,
il is to be hoped, would resort to such a
summary mode of obtaining justice as
has been taken by Nine. Robyns, the
wife of Belgian officer, who has for
two or three years been-pleading for
separation from her husband, Finding
that there was no prospect of an early
decision in her favor, she induced one of
her friends to put himself in commune
cation with fencing-master at Lille,
who advertised in the newspapers, and
arrange with him to seek quarrel with
her husband and run him through.
The fencing-master, who appears to
have been ready to champion any cause
for which he was we'll paid, was given
800 francs on account, and dispatched
to Ypres, where the husband was quar-
tered, having received minute instruc-
tions how to identify him and pick a
quarrel. Unfortunately he began by
fortifying his courage with strong waters
at a cafe in the town, and imbibed them
so freely that he lost all command over
his tongue, confiding to a friend of the
officer the errand upon which he had
come. The officer was at once informed
of what was in store for him, and had
his wOuld-be adversary arrested. His
avowal led to the further arrest of Nine.
Robyns and her friend, who have been
sentenced TO months Imprisonment,
while the fencing-master, having de-
clared that he meant all along 10 accept
the reward and not TO fight, was acquit-
ted by the tribunal before which the
case was tried,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
A New Gold Region.


Mr.. j. IL. Wise has just returned from New
Mexico to Denver, with glowing reports OF the
region inspected, and declares that no place
under the sun possesses such excellent pros
poets He is Superintendent Of the New Mex
leo, Bonito and White Oaks Mining Co., in
the region of the Jicarilla Mountains, and eX-
hibits splendid specimens Of quartz, both gold
and silver, which are nothing but top-Tock.
One specimen Of gold quartz, from the Little
Mack Lode is full of wire gold and assays
60,000 per ton. Other specimens from the
Silver King and Bonito give 80 and 1876
ounces, respectively, in silver. About two
hundred claims have been staked off in the
neighborhood, and the place is growing lively.
The Chicago, Burlington d Quincy X. r. Co.
have just gotten out new and perfect map
of New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado and Utah,
showing railroad lines, built and under con-
struction, proposed lines, stage routes, exact
location OF all mining camps, etc, etc, which
will be sent FREE to any one by addressing
B. q q. II. r., Chicago, Ill.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07
A Good Word for Old Maids.

A SENSIBLE writer expresses his opin.
ion of old maids in the following man
ner: al am inclined to think that many
of the satirical aspersions cast upon old
maids tell more to their credit than is
generally imagined. Isa young woman
remarkably neat in the person, she will
certainly be an old maid. Is she per-
fectly reserved toward the other sex, she
has all the squeamishness of an old
maid. Is she frugal in her expenses
and exact in her domestic concerns, she
is cut out for an old maid. If she is
kindly humane to the animals about her,
nothing can save her from the appella-
ton of an old maid. In short, l have
always found that neatness, modesty,
economy and humanity, are the never
failing characteristics of that terrible
creature
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07

A FAME that is worldwide and acquired In
the short space Of few years, must have
true merit for its support, DIR Pierce's Fam
lily Medicines have gained such fame and the
foreign orders for his Golden Medical Discov-
ery-the greatest blood-puriher OF the age,
for his Pleasant Purgative Pellets Qittle
sugar-coated pills., his Favorite Prescription
--wOman's best friend-and other remedies
became so great that q branch Of the WORLDS
Dispensary has been established In London,
England, for their manufacture. From this
depot they are shipped TO every part OF Eu-
rope, and TO the East indies, China, Japan
and other countries. Their sale In both
North and South America Is perfectly enor-
nous and increases yearly. Worlds Dis
pensary Medica, Association, Proprietors,
Buffalo, N. Y, ana Great Russell Street
Buildings, London, Eng.
ROYAL CENTRE, Cass Co, Ind,
Feb. 2s, 1879. I
DIR. X. v. PIERCE:
Dear Sri take pleasure in writing my
testimony with others in regard TO your valu-
able medicine. For a long time / have suf-
fered from disease Of the lungs, and until |
used your Discovery found nothing that did
me any good. Thanks to IL | am relieved and
recommend IL to all. Yours truly,
MARY KESNEfA
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1880-05-07

An English journal reports that a
man who cut his finger while opening a
can of preserved meat was so poisoned
that he died within twenty days. Query:
Was the meat so very bad or was the
mans blood in condition to be inhamed
on slight provocation. The paper from
which we take this item speaks of it as
poisoning from decayed meat" but
how can we be sure of that when cut
inoculated with blood from perfectly
fresh meat has often produced just as
serious resultP-Dr. Foote's Health
Monthlu for MAJ.