Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1880-09-15

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GIVE picnic party rope enough and
they win play copenhagen.
ssCAN You then love anoEh@ r i ths
question now being asked BY BMnste1nn
orchestra ct Haratoga, and there y ehagdly
a girl in the audience who doesn't sweolly
reply, How much money has he got =
TH1 London Graphic attributes the
scresm Of women partly 70 vulgnxity
and partly IN vanity. II says that no
we'll bred woman sc1esms, butonly thoo0
who morbidly wish to sttract attention.
A WILLIAMsPoRT woman, Who has not
spoken q word since 1879, has received
an average Of fifteen marriage prCpOnals
year during that time. 4 word = the
wise Is sufficient.
A wxs1nRN girl q ! Long Bsan6h hap
wore green overskirt, pink Overdreso
and yellow roses in her hair. At the
sight of her 10 many people tainted that
the floor managers induced her to seek
the scclusion Of her apartments.
ANY sort Of entertainment from which
the male element b vigorously excluded !
is called in Paris "ptgson party, and
the Parisians assert that the name has
been imported from America. From
what part Of America We wonder.
Eyes: I am to be married, my dear
friend. The young lady ID pretty and
very clever, yel she cannot plsy thepiAno-
forte; that is her only failing" "Why,
/ should call that blessing. II Il Ger
tainly no fault r. Hear me through.
She cannot play the piano-forte, yet she
always insists on playing !"
"HEKRY is 20 practical r said Mrs.
Youngwife. "When mother went into
the country Inst year Henry sent al her
things after her the very next day: he
said she might want sOfne Of them, you
know. And it's kind o. funny" sho won't
on, "mother did want 'em, Tor she's
| never come back to live with NJ since.
Wasn't it queer p
| An eastern girl visiting Coiorada fell
in love with q desperate. She became
romantic, had scarlet saddle cloth for
her fine broncho, green dress Tor her-
self, with . gold-mounted leather belt
and sheath knife. In the band Of her
Derby hat she wore . smaller kntte. 6he
discovered that the man bad had several
wives, who had mysteriously disappeared.
Her romance was undone, and she wanted
to go home.
A YOUNG couple in their honeyn,ocu
are dallying languidly with their grapes
at dessert: She (archly) )-"And you
don't find it tiresome, dear, al alone
with me? You are quite, quite sure that
you don't wish to 60 back 10 your bach-
elor life again? He(eaxnestly) )--ss Quite,
my darling. Indeed, married h1e h 70
awfully Jolly that, you know, Il you
were to die tonight I'd get married
again tomorrow. "-NcU York World.
| THAT Paris woman who changed her
gownnine times day while at TfOuville,
wearing q breakfast-guwn, walking
dress, yachting costnms, : - gown, =
dinner dress, . caaino costume and an
evening dress, is beaten by New York
girl at Newport, for she wears al these
gowns and has an elegant morning robe
in which she arrays herself to give bath
to her dear little dog. Boston Tran
script.
"OH, that tiresome JONES'" says
Smith, "what an everlasting bore he il
with his dreary talk about mineralogy,
that nobody but he cares anything
aboutI'' Then Smith goes on to pour
into Browns outraged ear. for the hftieth
time perhaps, long story Of his ne
searches in numismatics, . matter in
which Brown is no more interested than
he is in the origin Of species OF the final
restoration Of the Jewish nation to the
Promised Land. Boston Transcripk.
A YOUNG German was once pressing
his suit, and in the midst Of his ardor
questioned the object Of his choice - 10
her possible financial future. have
heard, he said, "that your good father
owns two large estates IN 6ilesia. =
eyes," was the naive reply, "and he
owns two more in POmmerania. The
suitor hesitated . moment - though to
catch his breath, and then, falling On his
knees and looking the young Lady inn
ploringly in the face cried out, "and can
you, my darling, doubt my a1ecti0n
under such circumstances.
! A SOCIETY belle was sitting with par
ty Of friends on the balcony Of . water-
ing-place hotel few days $50. The
conversation turned on the guests of the
house, and one attractive young lady. :
recent arrival, was criticised. d0nt
know how you can call her handsoma, :
said Miss s., in response 70 the opinion
OF Mr.. R., gentleman of the party,
"she il 30 insipid; then she wants 70 be
thought clever, and does nothing but
read those French novels and other
trash" The group soon afterwards broke
up. II beg your pardon, Mis- g., but
you left your book ON your chair, said
Mr.. R., presenting the forgotten vol
ume. II was bound copy of Mana. !"
Hour.
i Tn short gowns worn this season 70
veal more ankles than have bsen seen tx
years. The TACT that ladies have limbs
10 now incontestably proven. May TIE
present fashion never wear ont IS =
J far more piquAnt and interesting than
the cumbrous trailing ikirk = = : ~