The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1880-07-21
RAsBY.
TIE DEMOCRACY or TIE coRSTns HAVE
souE DOUBTS, WHICH MR.. NA>hl
BIsrEis WITH ms USUAL ABILITY.


tikkct sot af0re him. snd ef he can't
do that he amt no Dimelrat. The
Western landlord who he'd 4 fastUus
boarder witch didn't like hash, he'd the
proper mcthed. When the boarder
put in mild protest that he wood like
suthin beside hash, the landlord pulled
out 4 carvin knife, and seezin bin by
the tIrote remarkt: "Nou DO Ike
hash, don't yooY" The boarder look
ed at the knife aud concioodid that
hash wuz the best possible food for
him, and order wuz restored to-wunst.
Perciscly so in pollytix. IF a Dim
okrat don't like the nOminashuD the car
vim knife must be appealed to.
Deelin Pogram swore that he wood
emit vote for Hancock nohow. Han
cock wore bloc uniform doorin the
war, and he (Pogram) he'd suffered
too much by the subioogashun NV the
South to support any man wich he'd
assisted in the subioogashen.
Issaker Gavit woodent vote for Han
cock, becoz he believed that Tilden
shood hev bin nominated, or some
Dimekrat ekally able to open bari or
two.
Bascom didn't like the nominashen
for he he'd, ez yit, seen no indicashens
NV any cxpenditoor for the COZ.
Capt. MPelter Temarkt that the
nominashen NV Hancock wuz a betray-
al NV the South, becoz Hancock he'd
born arms agin the centred jees NV
Southern Democrisy.
| he'd one reply to make to these
misgided men, which | did. Ez to the
bari, there wuz other barls besides
Tildens. Hancock hedn't much NV q
bari, but he he'd friends which he'd, and
English he'd one NV his own. The
Corners mustn't jump at conclooshuns.
The Corners kin wait. The retreshen
shower will come, and the Corners
will Git all it is entitled to. No Re
form Dimocratic Committee is a goin
into the campane without money, and
we shall git our share NV it. 1t is us
NV the Corners who hez to COLOMBO the
Suthem Counties in Injeany, for the
October elekshun, and nv course ther
will be money pervided to pay our eN-
Denses. So much for that.
Ez to the nominashen NV Gen. Han
cock. wat more Good we want? Wat
difference does it make to us who the
candidate is? Wat we want is results.
| want the post-ollis that | may live in
comfort and pay wat | owe to the cit
liens NV the Corners. Wild cheers.
Issaker Gavitt wants to be Collector,
and Capt. M'Pelter wants a place in
the Revenoo, and Deekin Pogram
wants to be suthin or other. Then the
Corners wants Seceshn-Crik slack
waterod, and ralerodo connectin it
with the Suthern Pacific, and Gus
tom House, and she wants her South
ern soljers penshund, and the losses
she sustained made good by the Fedrel
Government. Eff Gen. Hancock is
electid, is he agoin to continyoo the
niger Lubbock in the post-otliis? Is
he goin to continyoo Pollock, the Hi
nov disturbcr, Ell Collector? Is he
goin to refoozc the Corners the inter-
nal Improvements they want? Ef we
witch electid him wants ponshuns and
pay for losses is he goin to refooze
Not much. The creature kin never be
sooperor to the creator. 1t is zoe
witch will make him President eff he is
President. 1t is to as that he will owe
his rise, and he can't go back onto us.
| amt bit afrade nv any man witch
will take nominashen at our hands.
A Northern man that will do to carry
out the bargain that gave him to us,
for he hez nothin else to do. When
SIGH man comes over to us he burns
his bridges and is our for keeps. !
he'd ruther trust him than a Suthern
man, for he hez everything to make
by bein troo to us, and nothin to lose.
Yoo say we mite hev nominated a
Southern soljer jist ez well. Troo,
but we could not hey electid him. The
North wood resent that, and we shood
hev bin no better off than we are now.
But Hancock will git the Northern
votes necessary to elect him, and ez
he will do our work jist the same ez q
Southern man, wat difference is it tC
us? | don't keer wat yooniform @
soGer wore in the war, so that he does
wat we want him to do now.
We want post-olfises and appropri.
ashens, and eff we elect Hancock We
git 'em, and eff we don't we don't
Let us be as wise as serpents anyhow
jist now, and the dove business W,
will consider hereafter.
The friends took another view II,
the matter after my remarks, and de
cided that after all it wood be bette
to support Hancock corjelly. All IL
us agreed to go to Injeany in time t,
vote there in October, pervided allu.
the funls wuz forthcomin'. Issake
Gavitt sez he will manage to git il
five good votes, and Capt. McPelte
is ekally enthusiastic. The Corner
is all rite agin, and the Dimocrisy ma
look for good report from Injeany
] shall organize for that State to-wunst
The skies is britenin.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
; with hopes.)