The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-13

Behold, the jubjub bird singeth in
the giiko tree, but there is no room
in this land for him who swindleth
this people and lieth Of the same.
q. Verify, we do banker not after
this crow.
%. And there was much talk, and
tho men Of Hiram, and the men Of
John,an The men Of Edmunds went
and hid themselves. saying. What
have we done that we should bear
the burden Of James (ihe son OF
Credit Mobilier, dam Degolyer]
Verify this 10 not good crow.
%. And the name of James Abra-
ham went abroad and tell upon the
men Of liepublico like unto n blanket
which is wetted with water, inso.
much that they ceased TO raise up
Jehaunum, and every sonofagun held
his peace, saying.sIiaag.
n. Let us abide the time when the
men OF Dem0critus shall cen,e TO-
gether at the City OF the Swine,
which lieth upon the river Ohio.
For as tho woggly bird liveth they
do play the tool. ,;inal
2i. And IL was so. And thev
waited, for they said also, i'eradvent.
| ure Samuel, the son OF rilden, Is put
up, and him will we scoop.
~. And IL came to pass that the
men OF Democritus were gathered
together In the City Jf Swine, even
Cincinnati; and Henri, the son OF
| Wa,tersou, which hath an AK, and
all the hunky boys OF DeInocritus
came unto that plsce.
u. Aud when they were gathered
together, the mon OF Kepublicns stood
aiar Of, aud jeercd nj them, saying,
by the hump OF the sacred camel. the
time is come which was spoken Of by
Jilnblainc the prophet, and this day
do the sons OF Deinocrilus, yea, uni
the men OF the Solid South, make
asses of themselves as aforetime,
unto their own, undoing.
| 7 2Sa Aud when they have declared
unto this people, Behold Samuel, the
son OF Tililcn, shall be king, then are
we bully boys; or II Samuel be pu,
up, him will we bullloze.
20. Look now upon the sons OF
Democritus.
30. And II came 10 pass that when
the sons of Democritus came iogeih-
er, behold Samuel sclid unto them
saying, Children of my soul, deceive
mot yourselves, lest ye be scoopcd ;
behold the bones oftliis Samuel res
Itore not the dead unto lie, nor heal
fihcy the sick aud iniirm; therefore
doth he give place to another whom
ye shall name. .Gt
81. And the people were amazed
aud the men OF Republicans were sore
disinayed, forahey yisnlelled birthstone
| IN the aii.' - ~ z Il ~. va
j 80 Aud when the men Of Demo
critus stood up before the people !te
declare uiiie them. 40
80 Then spske they as one man
Let Winfield, the son OF Hancock
stand up before this people forus
aud Jet William, the uoosier, also
stand up Tor us. rf
"a. Then arose there great shout
aud john, the sou of Kelly, ant
Henri, the son of Walterson, iellupoi
each others necks and wept, apt
Henri opened his mouth and sail
Lessdrink. Ntd
81. Also arose the men of Tamnla'
Iny, aud the the nen OF Randall, and
each snid unto his neighbor, Drink
thou with mo OF the ilre-waier o
Kaintuckee.
30. And when the men Of Repub
licus saw these things they had
speech one with another, saying, Is,
the soul Of Eblis, this man Wmfeld
is q man Without reproach, and nt
man flaunteth over him the blood, /,
shirt; verify We are hard hit, for the
SEQ ,ping OF this man is not safe,
81. And one said, Yea, but he did
hang the woman Surratt, which wa
unholy woman.
3s. Then spake another, Dry thor
up, thou IDIOT; sccst thou not that
when thou TOUGHEST OH that thou fir
est an battery Of b0omerangs, which
shall severely return and slay thee
Let up, thou fool.
80. Yet lei not mp Gath, which l
! the blo6dsuckcr. for he called unt'
1.-THE people, saying, Behold the mar
who cxecuteth woman; sFnrf
| ~, Whereas one did say, Ilearkei
unto this inan bislnilIali, he it is wh'
castcth stones at the mother OF hi
father Ii he receive shekcls therefor
! Al. For he Il is who liveth by tn
lies Of f.his month, and Of his pen, an,
nc, man knoweth II ie speak th
truth. f.tsN4 ii)
! AZ. And II was so that when III
inhabitants of the Kingdom of Uncl
Samuel heard of tho doings OF th'
nes of Demucritus, then raised the,
much dust, saying, BY the laugh
| the sacred jackass, II shall be so tina
when the SON OF Dcgolyer comet
forth 10 dc battle with the son q
Hancock, then is Abraham busted
for the man who beatoth false wit
ness aud ,akeih o bribc-bismillah--
did not Judas that sane2
43, And inaamuch as Judas wen
out aud hanged himself, lei Degolye
(which is Abraham, called also Cred
II Mobilier, and driver of assesl, tur
his footsteps unto the canal and cas-
himself therein; for there only find
Felh he rest frolil the arrows of justice
AZ. And 1t was so that when an
man spakc unto another sayin!
Who ia James, and who'is the ma
Arthurp then were the men OF re
ppbliro, sbashod aud would fain hav
!, flo,i INTO the mountains Of Ilcpsidan
: where the lyin roareth and III
whangdoodlo mourneth forits frs
buin
45. For there was naught 10 answt
unto him who made inquiry.
46. Butifany man stood forth an
, said unto any ono, What manner {
, /, man Is Winfield and who is tho ma
Enalish?ibcn straightway answere
unto him an hundred men:
Al Dcad tl,nr IN tho honte 0f fhl