Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1880-10-14
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Vast slate quarrIeH have just been dit
covered III Dhi" Hnh pnrtandera look
gloomy
Speatipg OF the different u.ts of this
world to what ago do speidlerH belong?
THE package.
The man Who fell out Of his bunk TN
board ship xplii.,r,l thnt his black eye
was berth mark.
brigham Young acquired the tltIa Of
General from having brnn called brig y
dear so often by his numetoua wivrs
The Cincinnati Satu,i,V NigAt meoky
r"mafk4; "whnn 1t g,rl mIha anout tne
two strings to her beuu, does she meu,
his su9prdeIs"
II love IN bliud why 10 the girls put in
lwo- thirds of the time banging tn, IL hnir
and looking up tho most killing gtyles p
Ne knh Htte CHy
Tho man who "threw up his hand
mnnt have nren very sies i'0st0n
id0erG,9 Whnt il 'reteh Boston
J0@rnat IF Commerce.
IL ian, fair to suy that Blaine lost
Name heGauss he didn't mnke IL good
fight. If he hadnt mada gond fight
he'd have lost 1t by 10000.
Some Indians use scalping knives of
tortoiHc shell, probably on account of the
old fable in which the tortoise was alleged
to have got away with tho hare.
Colonel Ingersoll to the Liberal League:
''You can go to-no, confound it come
to think, there is none. However, you
can go anyhow. '-Pet,oleum World.
A while ago Mrs Oates's husband
advertised her hy getting thumped, and
now he has had u fight with her. She
means to make that young man useful.
Tnere is no accounting for taste a
summons in breach of promise suit
against the bridegroom was sent in among
the bridal presents at an Iowa wedding.
The man who refers to Mount Auburn
rs "Red Hill, will he chased out of Cam
bridge by three college professors, one
poer, and a brindle bulldog. .-Boston Pest.
Super-"G can't well play these three
parts Manager not?' super
'Well, you see, two of them have fight
aud the third party ru9hes in and separates
US"
The Sootchman never fails to put a
thing tersely. He says of matTimony {:
II bluiilhsbs WtlJ hthNcl, IL 10
evident that some people had few friends
there
Married--In Chiilicothe, Sept. u,
Herbert T.. Rollingstone and Emma j.
Moss. Thus does Que familiar proverb
receive death blow.-NeD Ha0ea
Register.
Professor Huxley calls it ''corolliforal
dicotyledonous exogen, with monopeta-
lous corolla and central placenta." II
! you are in hurry, you can Call it a prim-
rose, instead.
Fern gathering is the chief amusement
at aiouutain resorts Ferns generally grow
in places which pretty young ladies cannot
get to without great deal of assistance.
-SyracuSe HerIM.
They sat on the beach and billed and cuord.
Aud he called her his beautiful rose.
! But the waves AL tic same came dashiDg up,
! And wet all their sunday clothes.
-SteuGenpiHe Herald
The IrdnSctjpt man has seen her tlri
with another fellow, and says "Uhildrer
love to torment. When they grow up the
boy gives his propensity free rein in hunt
ing game. The girl torments the man.
SO many females of fist families art
elopiug with gardeners and canal boatmer
4 that We dread to think of what will Ue.
come % us should poverty suddenly over
take us. Ehildtelphta SNnday Transcript.
1t may he of interest to the voters OF
I this country to remember that Garfield
has not yet pledged himself not to assist
the payment of rebel pensions mnG
Southern war claims. Hancock has -
d tr0h Free Press.
The writer of the anonymous com
nunicatiou sent to ul last wee k will please
send Us his name Not for publication,
but simply to let us know who the man il
that takes us for II big enough fool to
publish such lot of bDsh - Vhitehall
Times.
Just M Il BROOKLYN citizen called his five
year old son into the house the other day
playmate gave the boy slap IN the face
aud lie rar to his father for protection
"My spn," said the fond father, "whet
q boy hits you like that you must always
strike back. "Oh, papa. | did. hi
him yesterday. .'-NetO York Bceais5
EOSt. -.. ...-.
When old Mrs Buusby had got through
reading in the morning paper AN account
of the last fire, she turned her spectaries
from her eyes to the top of her head and
remarked "If the city hremen wouG
wear the generwine hum-pit stockints
such ~ we make and wear in the country
they wouldn't be hnstin' of their hose al
every fire.
few week1 ago while tho eminent
violinist, Wilhelmj, was coming dowr
stairs, a careless man trod on his nnd
nearly pulled it of For day or two the
physicians thought they would have to
amputate it, and thus compel him to wear
q wooden enc al the rest of his days
But he and it are now out of danger
BurLngt0n Hdtokeye.
Harold ST. Clair Athelton sends us
love OF d poem beginning: ''Sweetly the
roses bloom en- my breast" Harold
thou child of genius, change your shirt
and take bath this minute. Next thing
you know you will just be covered will
plantains and dog tennel, or some mar
will come along a"d plant you down II
cebbas-s -BurHagton Hankeye
"Gm you keep secra, ~ sNi DIR
Middleton, impressivpiy, looking at hii
WIFI. ii decd cEI," shH excaiuled
eagerly, ruunug across 'he room that she
might cling To tho ,upt,,lS OF his coat wnjlt
Sll' hNt'ilth. htlit ha'u 'Ho bTu'h
man, you 81 do erea! q, ii more thar
| can then. 1 never contd rrm"mbci
one long enough to tel ii. '-BurhRgtOf
HHokeye
"a lover nf poetry wants to know tn,
origin and meaning OF the lines:
Aud DER the hills, and far away,
Beyond their utmost purple RIM
Beyond The might, across the day,
Through all Tie world she followed him.
They are to be found in THE Passing
of Arthur by renny sun, but MS TO villa
they mean there has long been IA differ
euce of opinion among literary men Th,
generally acce pied theory. however, il
that Arthur failed to settle with hts lauu
dress, tho result being the steeplecha4e 81
beautifully described above
The polite reporter of the New Yorl
Sun, who interviewed Thomas Hughes OF
his arrival, in place Of describing him a
baldhendrd, writes: The fine outlines o
bis head are not hid len by any growth o.
haIr, except ut the sides and back, whur
there is a fringe Of iron gray" II ough
to make Hughes almost glad that he i
bald, so that he can receive such notice
"Ah! said Gilhooly, of Galveston
''Pve done one good act" "Sent barre
of flour to the poor house? 2" "Better thai
: that. I've Just told Do Smith, who dom
stand ghost of show, that he will b.
! nominated by acclamation." "Well, tina
! is one of those kindnesses that do a grea
deal of good and don't cost anything.
1.-The mischief it don't cost anything
borrowed 50 from him on the strength o