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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
The FIoaterial Canvass.

Tully r. Cornick, Jr., is out in Aus
derson county, making the canvass as
the democratic nominee for joint rep
resentative from that county sndKnox.
We heard him make few remarks in
Scarborough Wednesday evening. He
took advanced ground on the state
debt question. He admitted that the
republican position on this question lie
correct and said that as between
Wilson and Hawkins, he would vCte
for Hawkins for governor. He made
speech there during the day to a
small audiences in which we under
stand he attacked his competitor. Mr..
Reeder, in regard to the recent much
discussed count in the sheriff's cleo
ton He. we are told, though he did
not do it in our presence, represent I'D
the CHRONICLE had counted the
vote, and thst we agreed
as to the result. In this he is in error.
Here is what tae CHRONICLE said on
the morning after the court to which
Mr.. Corhick refers: -
In company with several gentlemen
we examined all the returns that were
in and upon the face OF these, Ander-
son has ao, apparent majority of one
his friends claim two, we believe, but
Gosse it's friends on the contrary claim
that the regular retlrns Will show a
maj orfty of at least twenty.
There is material difference In this
and Mr.. Cornick's version. When be
undertakes to assail Mr.. Reeder in re
gard to this matter, he is
engaged in a small business. There
are not five sensible men in Knox
county, who have taken the pains to
learn the fact, in regard to the sheriff'G
election, who believe that Mr.. Reedel
did anything wrong in the matter
We have no more doubt as to the cor.
rsctness Of his decision than we have
| that the sun shines. If he had
done otherwise he would have
bsen guilty of either a gross
folly or a grave crim'. Mr.
Cornick will make no votes by bring
ing up this thing. Mr.. Reeder pros
posed to Cornick to pay half of tas
expense OF publishing in circular
form the printed controversy on the
subject between himself and Major
Webb, in which the facts were al
brought out, but he refused to do so
saying that he did not propose to pay
for the printing of campaign docu.
melt for his comp. titor, thus acknovl.
edging that there is nothing In hi
charge. Reeder will get the solid vot'
Fof Anderson county and will be elect
ed by not less than 700 majority.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
FIRST EDITION.
n.3O p. M.
TELEGRAPH1C.
INDIANA.

TNprANAPoLIs, Oct. 15.-Returns
from IS counties give q net repubi-
can majority of $3.50. The counties
to hear from are Hancock, Noble,
Perry, Upton, Spencer and Union,
all democratic except Union. These
counties gave in 1876 a net demo:
cratic majority of 1,566. which, if
there are no changes from that vote,
would give the republicans major
itv on the state ticket of 5,325. The
contest in the fifth district is very
close and will require the official vote
' ~ Jotarmine the result. The repub-
I;cans claim it by a small majority,
-Tb;cb wodd give the republicans
nine congressman to four democrats.
49, the most reliable returns re-
ca;yed ND to last evening, the legis-
iatnre Will stand senator's, Is dem
ocrstg to 25 republicans; house, 43
democrats to 81 republicans, MAJ
iority of IA on joint ballot for the
republicans.
NEW YORK, Oct. 15.-The follow
ing was received last night:
s.HEApoUARTEEs DEMOCRATIC NATION
AT, COMMITTEE, INDIANAPOLIS, Oct. Ia.
To hon. VII. Barnum In this con-
test we have encountered the re-
sources of the whole republican par
ty of the United States, and have
suffered temporary defeat. In No
vember we shall encounter only the
republican party of Indiana, without
the machinery of United States dep
uty marshals, and confidently expect
to carry the state"
"(Signe6 WIN. a. ENGLISH"
INDIANAPOLIS, Oct. ia state
ment having been extensively pub
lished that there was great dissatis
faction among leading democrats
with English and that a conference
of leading democrats had been helG
at which English was not present, al
which the subject of his withdrawal
from the ticket was discussed, Eng
ish pronounces the rumor of hi
withdrawal to be utterly unfounded
It has never been mentioned to hin
and he knows of no reason why i
should be. He says he conGdentl.
expects to be elected, and that Indi-
ana will be for Hancock and Englisl
in November. 1854 ~
INDIANAPOLIS. IND. Oct. 15-10:2l
q. m.-The returns received from al
but four counties give net republi-
can majority of 6,21O. The counties
to hear from gave in 1876 a demo
cratic majority of Alb. The oficia
majority on the state ticket will b.
about 5000. The republicans elec
eight congressman. The fifth dis
trict is close, and requires an oficia
count. The republican majority OF
Joint ballot is fourteen.
Returns from all but four countie
give republican majority of 5,797
The counties to hear from gave
democratic majority in 1876 Of 41s
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
100000 STOLEN

New York, Oct. 16.-Enyelones
containing bills of exchange for COT
ton worth about 100000 were stolen
on Monday from the postoffice box
of Schumacher & Krone, of No. 42,
Exchange Place. The bills had been
sent to the firm by Kaufman &
6unge, of Galveston, Texas. Robert
% omlt6' fourteen years old, was ar
re 1Hsteo Ior the crime and confessed
Ihe bills were recovered.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
ESCAPED

OwAY, Col, Oct. 15.-The Indian
agent, Berry, who was recently ar
rested for murder on a warrant charg-
ing him with being accessory to the
killing Of Freighter Jackson by the
Utes, escaped from the sheriff of
GunnporS county last night and dis
appeared. The stage driver reports
that the employees at the agency are
badly frightenedinyiew of.excitement
among the Indians, and the people,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
BALTIMORE'S SETTLEMENT,

BALTIMORE, Oct. 15.-The series OF
professions in the celebration of the
settlement of Baltimore ended to-
day with d grand parade Of Odd
Fellows, Knights of Pythias, Hep
tasophes and other benevolent So
cieties and orders. There were
about six thousand men in the line
of procession. The city is again
illuminated tonight and the streets
continue thronged.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
ARRESTED FOR FoRnEpv

New ORLEANS, Oct. 15.-An Israel.
ite named A. Rosenberg alias A,
Goodman, reported guilty of gwind-
ling in Atchison, and Levenworth
Kansas, with forged checks, and who
had obtained 500 from the Canal
6ank and $3.50 from another party
mere; was followed to Mobile, arrested
forgery. y" "t'A
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
FOREIGN
DULcIGNo.

LONDON. Oct. 15.-A dispatch from
Rogusa to Reuters telegram company,
says Rio Pasha summoned q meeting
of the Albanian league at Scoftari and
urged the chiefs to submit to the will
of the sultan. The members OF the
league afterwards assembled at B4zoar
and declared their determinat on 10
resist the cession Of Duicigno to
Montenegro.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16

" For THE COMPLETE CURE OF
COUGHS, pains in the chest, difficulty
of breathing. and all other lung dis.
eases which tend to consumption, you
will find that ALLEN LUNG BALsA1i
is most valuable remedy yet dis
covered; wherevor. it has been intro
duced, cures have been made, which
have astonish every one who witness
ikc, o<Fook. - - ssA a.
For sale by all Medicine Dealers.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
COUNCIL OF WAR.

New YORK, Oct. 15.-An Indianap
oils special says: To-day Senators
Hendricks, Voorhees, and Mcdonald
and Messrs. English, Fleming, Land
ers, Stealey and Cropsy, with a mum
Der of other leading democrats, are
holding q grand council of war il
this city, but the conference is held
with closed doors and the proceed
ings will not be made public until
this evening. - "a
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
IRISH LAND LEAGUE.

LONDON, Oct. l5.-Dnblin dispatch
ID tae fall Mall Gazette this afternoon
says: conferences take place daily
at Castle, not only relative to the pros
ecutlons against leading members of
the land League. but as to state of
country generally. It was, repoltsd
last evening that the subject of the pre-
vention OF some sixteen land league
meetipgs which are fixed for next Sun.
day, had been under consideration.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16

A STANDING INvITATIoS.-If this
meets the eye of any man, woman or
child suffering from any disease of the
Kidneys, Bladder, Liver, or Urinary
Organs, they will consider this stand
ing invitation to buy HUNTS REM
EDY, the Great Kidney and Liver
Medicine. This splendid medicine
(endorsed by leading physicians) Is a
sure cure for the worst forms of Kidney
Disease. All Druggists sell HUNTS
REMEDY. and no chemist or physi.
clan ever prescribed better. Tria
size, 75 cent?.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
coLoGNE,C CATHEDRAL

CoLoaNE,7 Oct 15.-The city. is
spiendidly decorated to-day, the occas-
Ion being the celebration OF the COM
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
AT THE HOTELS.
List or ArrfvalsTin the City.
The following is list OF arrivals at
he city hotels for Oct. 18th:

The following Is list OF arrivals at
the city hotels for Oct. 18th
HATTIE HOUSE.
DIN Key, Chattanooga; L G Faxen,
Y; Miss Julia Doak, JonesDoro; w a
Nelson, Limestone; 10 b Gross, Clinton;
Henry H Wiley, Coal Creek; z @ Tolling-
er. Kingston; j A Arbeely, A j Arbeely,
Marvvi1Ie; Joe B Gross, Robertsville,
Danfl DeCamp and wife, Cincinnati; D
Brown, Philadelphia.
LAMAR HOUSE.
Henry Metzel, Danville, KY; John s
Crsry, Charleston; John Marshall, Cleve
land; John w Failing, Knox county;
John T Williams, Baltimore.
ATKIN HOUSE.
r H Ashmore, Messy Greek; James
Waters, Nashville; Witmore, Marion,
Va; FL Chany, Flat GAP; w G Thatcher,
James county; John Warf, Bolivar: John
@ Lowrie, Fred G Brewer, N 7; @ II
Waring, Morristown; U s Allison, Kings~
ton; John s Ristine, Loudon; w s
Shields, Beams Station, w Gravett, j P
Gravett. GRANVILLE. Ill; VIM Harris,
Master Fred Harris. cambridge; Mrs Geo
w Ellis. Bristol; Henry Miller, Mary
willie; E K KHyndman, @ S 0 Fustman, w
81 Coldren. Pennsylvania.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16

Stoves for churches, for school
b ouses, for dining rooms, for sitting
rooms, for bedrooms, for stores and
shops at Butt, DePue & Cc.'s.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-10-16
Weather Report.
KNOXVILLE, Oct. IA, 1880.

Maximum Thermometer, 74.5; mini
mum, el'; Rainfall, 900 inch.
Indications for Tennessee and the
Ohio valley: Threatening weather
aud rain, southeriy winds. shifting to
westerly, falling, followed by rising
barometer and lower temperature dur
Ing Saturday night
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-08-21
AST lima!
Jonas Whitcomb's Remedy.

The late Jonas Whitcomb. OF Boston. visited Europe
few since for the benefit Of his heslth which
was inpaired by frequent attacks Of Sdsmodic Asfh
While under the treatment OF eminent German
phys who became Interested In his case his asthma
dissrpeared he procured the recipe which had done
much for him. Within the past few Year, this Remedy
has been used in thousands OF the worst with A.
tonishing and uniform Ii contans poison.
Gus or injurious properties whatever.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-08-21
Stop Thief!

nueh Of the " cents di6erv
life Of Chris for os.@-
dinerences His letter 10 q,
Ms chssp JsA. fsblAsA>sA T
want no books more beanti
In the advertising columns
inture the SALE Of theirI
Biblical Lisernfurs- frum
Unabridged " OF religious |
t2@ The people nay pr
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-08-21
Extract from the Lffe Of Washington Frrfn1 by No
neI,hen Pierre y. Irrin1. Vol w. o. ~


Extract from the 'Lifs Of Washington Frrfn1. By ~
neI,hs,r, Pierre y. Irrin1. Vol w. o. 81
~ ~ "a y Al M n; ~. III,
Jonas Whitcomb's Remedy for Asthma n teaspoon
full I'm n wine glass of water. be taken every four
hours- good night was the result"
- have derived very great beneft from .Jonas
Whicnnibs Asthma Remedy" G. +. OSBORNE,
President Neptune Insurance Co.. Boston Masa
MY mother had suffered eight year. from the har.
vest asthma The recurrence Of this three months
agony every year must her out Jonas
whifcombs Asthma Remedy arrested the terrible dis
great joy of the family Rsy. JOS u. ROY,
Chicago Agent Of the American Home Missionary Soc-
ETY.. to the ". T. Independent
Published IN The ..fferGkdrid Gazette Nqp ISL.
TO TIE SUFFERERS BY ASTHMA BRON-
CHiTiS Etc--ln the interest merely OF such persons
without conference with hO~r who advertise Il.
earnestly all who suffer by thcse distressing ala
elcs TO j,eTsisfenflr Jonas Mhitcomb's Remedy
for Asthma Rose Cold. etc" 7. d. ROBERTSON.
Broad Run. Faucuer Co.. Va
Jonas whitcomb's Asthma Remedy Is manufactured
only by the proprietors. JOSEPH BURNETT n
Co.. Bost0a-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1880-08-21

arc especially adapted to such eases. .
single dose effects such q change Of fcel-
ing NJ To astOnish the sufferer.
SOLD EvkkiwHERE PRICE % CENTS
Once, IS Murray Street. New York.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
To Farmers!

TINE undersigned. having permanently loca.
Il ted in Romney, offers for sale the follow.
Ing agricultural implements, &c:
Steam Engines, portable and stationary. the
Celebrated Traction Farm Engine &c. 4 G
Cooper l. Co } Pony Circular Sawmiils, Thresh-
ing Machines Turbine Water Wheel, Mowers
Rcapers, Horse Hay and Grain Rskes, (Lion
Center Draft,) Clover Hullers. Grain Drills, Sui.
Ky Cultivators, Plows, Fan Feed Mills. Cider
Mills, Corn Shelters. Fodder Cutters, usy and
Cattle Scales. &C., &c.
Also, Agent for Hampshire, Mineral & Hardy
Counties, for the Best Fertilizers on the market,
Pure Animal Matter viz: Russell, Coe & FAR
mer's Choice. Alec, anything in ms line. Call
Tor and you shall be supplied promptly and on
the most reasonable terms. Terms 10 suit the
times and TO meet competition.
Every implement warranted to give saiisfac-
tion. Give me call before purchasing else
where.
GEO. ". SuOCKEY, Agent.
rH-I am also Agent for the Peabody Wheel.
ing. w. Va, Insurance Company.
Romney, May l6, ls79.-1y.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
UNDERSTANDABLE.

The Helah, Detroit, Mich gan, says
OF Warmers Safe Liver and Kidney
Cure ITS efficacy in kidney. liver, and
urinary diseases is SO fully acknowled.
ged that it is not worth the questioning
Bonatide testimonials from well.known
citizens in public and private life are
evidences strong enough TO convince
the most stubborn doubter."
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28

MONTH guaranteed-
NAH ~ ~ day home made
By the industrious go
Capital not required
we will start you. Men, women, bOys ADD
girls make money faster al work for us than At
anything else. The work IS lgh, and pleasant,
and such as any one car 60 right AZ Those
who ore wise who see Ibis notice will scud ne
Their Addresses at once and see for themselves
Costly Outfit and terms free. Now Is the time
those already a. work are laying up large sums
Of money. Address TRUE 4 co Augusta,
Maine lJagc %. 1879
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28

The Worcheaer Press Glasses whiskey
among the ose;abIca. Because it's
Pas nip. you know.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28

TUBE with fp for use IN All cases Price.
throughout the Cnited States. WEEKS q POTfER
General Agents and Wholesale Druggists Boston
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
SWORN EVIDENCE,
The following Cure 10 probably the most ~.
~nrkabie ever effected by any medical
preparation for the treatment
Of Catarrhi

Gent'ensa. hereby certify that have had Cassrrh
Tor ten and for the last years have been
terrible sufferer was rendered partially deaf had
spells Ecak and painful eyes. swollen and ucerated
tonss, hard and constant cough severe pain across
the shest and every indics,ion of Consumption NY
pd IL heaa anS mater sss esas ns. 90
bed. seemed 10 me. at THO point OF suiiocstion.
To9d then have rssourse TO every means my power
ionss and 90 ns S ~ Z, cs
with dineuty swallow. finally consulted an eminens
request postponed H. The constant Inflammation and
dropping my hea3 had 70 irtSsed and
eonE Ss sHs % deer
disease 40 thai nns sns
ton When matters had reached this STAGE. or sbo5s
CunK yon CArARRIh After using the nrst bottle be-
not known e Be- fop se az s0fi
mp eouqk days. by Isins i Is s.rTie soon
reduced the Inflammation and swelling on my topsila
30 that they soon ceased TO trouble me- The soronces
sesSss snes; az the snsang noises
completely restored and every symptom disease thas
81 the use fsiSsoEDs tpIoAL CUM roa
81 asnSS
familiar with tho treatment Of Cstarrh as pt.o
sed oy the bert physicians. and have consulted tho
OF remedy and apparatus that have appeared during
period years pGst and have. while their
TAKEN great care OF my gener al health but obtained
no relief or announcement from any OF them.
bosTos' FEB. ~ lsi' GEO. ?, DISsIoRR
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
THE SUN

W. u H II = ~ IN. SBo
PUBLISHED At BALTIMORE, MD,
1880. DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY. 1880
A Paper for All Glasses Of the People
and in every Department OF Life.
INDEPENDENT AND CONSERVATIVE.
THE SUN is conservative in politics, indie.
pendent in tone and non-sectarian. Its proprc-
tors point to the principles that have governed IL
10 the past as guarantee OF its course in the fu-
ture. On all subjects OF public Interest it will
continue TO express It's opinions, recording to
its best Judgment, with view ooIy 10 the pro.
motion Of tue DssT Interests OF ttse public. All
the FRESHEST NEWS. al home and abroad
excluding only that which Is prurient or SENSE
lional. is given from day to day ia its columns
In addition to what So furnished by the Asso-
ciated Press and by the local reporters Of TIL e
Sun, no expense is spared to keep its SPECIAL.
Correspondence, that from Europe we'll az
from the Pacific Coast, and from lie Washing
ton Bureau, abreast Of the times, aad 10 supple
ssent u, "a occasion may require, AT every other
point TO which the current OF events give prom
inence.
The Fiusncisi and Commercial 2epor,s of
THE sun contain ut ell times fall aud trust
worthy accounts of nil movements aud opera
tions ia the leading markets, az we'll as that OF
Baltimore. with special telegraph service from
New York Of the latest stock and other transac-
tons, while its reports of the ruling prices Of
orcads,ufs. provisions, and other leading arii.
Giles OF trade aud commerce, will embrace the
latest intelligence, - at home aud abroad, Of
each days doings, Up 10 the hour Of going
10 press.
AZ Paper for the PEOPLE, filed with the
freshest and most varied news THE SUN has
acquired reputation which is not surpassed by
any OF its conism poraries, while its large otou-
lation, not only locally, but in many Of The
states OF the Union, makes IL The most vaiuabis
medium for GIL classes OF advertisers.
Terms Of Subscription by Mail--Cash in Ad.
vance-Postage Prepaid.
One Year, Sc 00-Six Months, $3-Three
Months, 81 50-TWo Months, 81 OO-One
Month, so cents-T9o Weeks. as cents.
Address A. s. ABELb h CO.,
Publishers, Sun Iron Building,
Jan. &c, 1880. Baltimore, Md.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
4 DON'T WANT THAT sTuFF.-

i DON'T WANT THAT STUFF"
Is what q lady of Boston said 20 Ler
husband when he brough, homo some
medicine to cure her Of sick headache
and neuralgia which had made her mis-
cradle for fourteen years. At the lrst
attack thereafter, IL was administered 70
her with such good results. that she con.
timed its use until cured. and made so
enthusiastic in its praise, that she indu-
ced twonty-two of the best families in
her circle to adopt il as their regular
family medicine. That stuff" is Hop
Bitters.--Stanlord- 2w'
a precocious boy was asked which
was the greatest evil OF the two. hurting
feelings or his fingers. He
said the former. "Right, my child"
said the gratiiied listener, land why Ia
it worse to hurt the feelings 2" "Be-
cause yon can't tie rag around them"
exclaimed he dear child.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28
oh, pa cried little fellow upon
seeing trout for the first time. it's got
the measles, hasn't it2'

On, pa CRIED q little ieiloW upon
seeing trout for tie first time, it's got
the measles, hasn't its'
Madame. who is Of great em5onpoint,
asks her husband in what character she
shall attend tho masquerade. AS o
aptivc balloon he said,' How must /
dress that Character Simply by ty-
ing string to your foot answered the
brute.
An Oil City man calls his wife the
red. white and blue, because she has red
hair, white teeth and blue eyes. 1t
might also be incidentally mentioned
that when he sees her head sticking out
Of q window at midnight, he knows at
once that the flag means n signal Of
danger.
BRIDGET.-Yes; servant girls do be.
long TO the hire class OF socety.-NI.
HILIsr-To mako your shirts bullet
proof, have them ironed.-GEoKGE-
Yes, hanging Is n capital punishment,
especially when you're hanging on
some good looking girls arm. -EMMA-
Tho only point OF resemblance between
flowers and women, that we are aware
OF, is t hat they both shut up when they
sleep.
In a poem, OF which the author was
pleased, especially n part referring to
the religious reformation, in which &C
Cured the line: "See the pale martyr
In his sheet OF fire !" The printer acci.
dentally got it, Sec the pale martyr
IL L. ..I...
written; or carelessness or accident of
vho printer?
a telegraph pole having fallen and
hit colored man on the head, he threw
up his hands and shouted, Don't hit
me agin wild yer club Mr. Policer. 1t
warn't me as stole dem chickens an ud-
tr poultry. 1t was Deacon Henry
But when Inc turned round to look at
AIR. Policer, and saw what hit him. and
walked off, saying: "Gosh,goIly," Use
in luck dis mornin'. | spected dat de
Poicer had me sho DAT ar time"
Rise, rise, open your eyes;
Now's the time TO advertise.
Woman is called mans better half,
and Hans says "Effry man had better
hat one
Danbury has the champion patent
boy He comes from chronically Dor
rowing family. The other day he went
TO neighbours for n cup Of sour milk
4 haven't got anything but the sweet
milk said the woman, pottishly. I'll
wait tllit sours, said the obligiDg youth,
sinking into a chair.
This is hand bad, world is tue yer.
dict OF every one as he slowly raises
from tho slippery spot on which he so
suddenly sat down
The young folks wero talking about
mistakes in cOurtship. When Uncle job
broke in with the declaration there was
not any such thing, for said he. no
body ever makes any mistakes worth
mentioning in courtship. It's after
courtship's over and the lovers have
been married that the hurtful mistakes
begin. Well, Uncle said one Of his
pretty nieces. what's the moral Of thatY
why, | spose the moral is, keep on
courtin.
A Louisville girl bought 500 pair of
hose, and the first time she wore them
she slipped down fourteen times and cot
Der dress caught six times. Let this be I.
"a warning 10 girls against eXttavagancc. /
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-05-28

In little family discussion the 9th :
CT day, madam remarked very tartly,
When l marry again, 4 suppose
you will marry fool the husband in
terrupted. Beg your pardon she said
Il shall do nothing of the kind. pre-
fer change The lord and master
wiltcd.'