The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-01-07
I RECoLLECT Endora Lee,
Her praises still lutte,
And reeollect, yea verify,
Her fathers ccEhide boot.
Irecollect with heartfelt gleS
One pleasant starry night;
Full many dainty rings had she
And or vufY1l appafffa

d 0EhMAd IdOlCd1 p11l4OsOPnCA has
said that man is what he eats, meaning
that his body and his brains are built
up out of his food, aid are, therefore,
coarse or fine, according to what he takes
into his alimentary canal.
"SINGLE man, sirT' asked the law.
yer as tie witness took his place. Yes,
sir" was the reply. Lawyer" Wife
livingP Confusion and rapid explana-
tions.
A CONNECTICUT woman sued q man
for taking off his hat on the street ana
the jury gave her $6 damages. They
don't put on any scOllOps in Connecti-
cut.
"DARL1Ne Kiss My Eyelids Down."
is the latest moonshine song, and he
kisses them up and down and crosswise.
and then settles on her lips as steady
LStnabeTD1GH1.
The latest thing at church festivals is
to serve a search warrant with the
oyster soup. It doesn't aid digestion
materially, but it renders valuable as
sistance in finding the oyster.
IT is not strange that writers some
times get puzzled in their choice be-
tween 4" that" (which" and "who."
Relatives are always more or less trouble
some Transcript.
THE young lady who aspires to be ad-
mitted to the ranks of the legal profes-
sion, does not reflect that the gratifca-
ton of her ambition would only make
her a bar-maid.
g YEsH, shee," said moral inebriate
to a tramp, you want to go and swill
whisky" Well, yes, l did when I
asked you" was the reply, ''but Whit
of your breath has answered the purpose,
and Pm obliged to you."
"Two-FoRTY on the level" used to be
q slang phrase, and not a many years
ago." either. Now the horse that can't
trot a mile in less than 2:30, could
hardly be sold to drayman. This
world is progressing at 2 20 rate.
GIRLS, look out 1t isn't always the
young men who wear the sweetest smiles
and nearly break their necks making
earth pleasant for you during the court
ship season, who are the quickest to get
up of cold morning and build fire
DURING married life.
1T always makes an unhealthy man
feel uncomfortable, and creates desire
in him to go over on the other side of
the street when he meets an undertaken
every day about the same place, who
smiles at him in a contemplative calcu-
lat1ng kind of way.
A FASHION exchange says: No
fashionably dressed gentleman will wear
anything this winter but an ulster and
a sealskin cap." Then here's one who
doesn't want to be fashionably dressed
gentleman.
FROM the car window he looked TO see
The landscape rushing by;
It came along he picked it up,
He caught 1t with his eye.
Wrathfu1ly jerking in his head,
To dig for the stinging cinder-
edare not print the words he said
When his hat few out the Winder.
Philadelphia BUlettB.
NOTHING is more difficult to write
than declaration of love, unless it be
a letter to break off an engagement.
Here is an example of the latter kind:
What can l say to you, Amelia7
Truth you would take for impertinence.
Life is in everything except in love.
Love is a confused sensation like sleep.
and which annuls all other sensations.
A man who ceases to love is a man whe
awakes. Good-morning, madam"