Daily globe., 1880-06-27
ALL SORTS.

When young man of Patagonia
wants wife he rides out and lassoes
one.
Temperance women in Pittsburg.
have again taken to raids on the bar
rooms.
George Washington wasn't always
first even in war or in peace. He mar
ried a widow.
Men are often governed by the chin
in choosing wife, and many of them
are governed by it ever afterward.
"A resentful man said of tailor
whom he didn't like, that there was
never a fit in his shop unless a customer
fell in one.
To the young American, there is
majestic difference in the weight
between the butt-end of fish pole and
hoe handle ~.
Over two hundred and fifty thousand
American stoves are now distributed
over Great Britain and Ireland. They
are considered excellent in every way.
"A Frenchman thinks the English
language is very tough. 'Dare is lcok
out" he says, (which is to put out your
head and see; and look out, which is to
haul in your head and not for to see-juss
contrarie."
AS frightened darkeE, chased by
an infuriated bull, neared the boundaries
of the field, he enthusiastically exclaim-
ed, millions for de fence, but not one
cent for de brute"
"A Frenchman thinks the English
lonofI0On 9 fNfJOh UDoro .e,I IooI
out, )" he says, (which is to put out your
head and see; and look out, which is to-
haul in your head and not for to see-iust
contrarie."
Warm your body by healthfii
exercise, not by covering over stove.
Warm your spirit by performing inde-
pendently noble deeds, not by ignobly
seeking the sympathy of your fellows
who are no better than yourself
--"The Kiss In the Dark was played
as farce by amateurs in Mount Sterling,
KY, up to the point where the young man
kisses the pretty girl. There it was
turned into tragedy. The girls real
lover, jealous of her stage lover, and dis
cerning that the kissing was genuine and
much relished, shot the offender on the
spot. The wound was trifing, but it
brought the performance to close.
Edward" said mother to her son,
boy of eight, who was trundling hoop
in the front yard, Edward, you mustn't
60 out Of that gate into the street. "No,
ma, 1 WON'T" was the reply. A few
minutes afterward his mother saw him.
in the street manufacturing dirt pies.
'Didn't l tell you" she said angrily, mot
to go through the gate ?" 'Well, I didn't
mother" was the reply. II climbed the
fence"
The New York correspondent of the
Chicago Journal says that more than
twelve. years ago he was ordered by the
editor of the New York. Tribune to prepare
an obituary of Thurlow Weed, who still
lives, but is in feeble health. The Lon
don Times fifteen column obituary of
the great Duke of Wellington was pre-
pared seventeen years before his death,
receiving annual additions until he was
no more.
A.printer in Wellsville, N. Y, who
has been deaf for many years, was placed
in highly-heated room last week, to
help him out of case of chills. He was
seized with sharp pains in the head, and
fell down insensible. The whistle of
MOhO L1uI nCAC dllOI
he since has been able to hear well, and
speech, which had about left him, has
returned.
1t is an odd spectacle to witness scores
of women doing the work of longshore-
men on the wharves Of st. Johns New
foundland. When the time arrives for
vessels from Southern Europe, Brazil,
West Indies, and elsewhere, to take
aboard their cargoes of salt cod, herring,
etc., files of buxom females, with tucked
up gowns, barred arms, and coarse bro
gans, may be seen along the wharves,
carrying fat barrows of fish to and fro.
Each barrow has four handles, and is
borne by two women. They perform the
same labor as men at this business, but
their pay is inferior In fact, they seem
to work more arduously than their male
co-operators, and continue to do so the
same number of hours. Women also go
on the summer voyage" to Labrador,
and act severally in the capacities Of
"splitters," "salters," and "headers."