Connecticut western news., 1880-03-03
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.gN,-s s.I. ..ss :. c -Iu what suit does man never feel condfortabfe? 'Irf a alawstik:n " ...iet c The Sultan has 900rooks:'' Itritakek ' one sick to think of, his lbroth.l4 ~ ..1a..
 Kite tails will feel lost when tele. aI graph wires have been put under ground.
 "A Western journalist says he always gets one article without pay-he eetss' ,,o~od for notbino .9sAhl
 A contemporary prints poem on 's Enduring Love-" Most persons find it an easy thing to endure. 9aEr si.'a u rsylgl 2 Over in England when anybody has complaint which puzzles the doctors they lay it to American beef. s'-.-'.' -Soft-solder mends many hole in hard pan, and taffy heals many wound- ed spirit, if judiciously applied, be2a'h-
 -" Nihilists Pooh r said the Czar. ss Out of nothing nothing comes"- when, Bang went his dinner'table. -soe
 Eve was the first and only woman who didn't gather up her dress in both hands and yell at the sight of a snake. !! Lady (who wants to sit down. ss Viii you sit in my lap, darling ?" Darling: "Sank you've dot Q chair r 1 The worst that one can wish one'sfa, worst enemy is to have her hat blow off some day when she iswalking out in her ! ulster. . .e,, Y. qT,,. rs,es
 An invisible hair.net is not invisi-. : ble by long shot when carried along the street on young mans coat button,
 Claws and effect. When tho farmer hears the caws and goes forth with his gun. the crows are likely to see the effect. .e.'S~I '' ,'i-4 9es.> A pedestrian should know tue inn portance of breathing only through the nose. Weston would do much better by keeping his mouth shut. q l -SNe said "I am going to the Post office; John shall inquire for you e
 We'll, yes, If you have mind to but 1 I don't think you will find me there. "'''3 Somebody has written Q new play called 1.-The. Mingo Spy." which is said to be full of horrors It must be g mAa- print from {" Mint Spy. .ta r@cs r7ol SSo
 It takes 8 butcher only thirty days
 to learn how to sell bones with the meat, while it takes @ husband a lifetime to
 learn how to buy 'em separately. =, 1 Nurse "Good morning, Mrs.
 Brown. Did you have good nightY'
 Patient: "The night was good enough,
 but I've had beastly tune of it-I have.
 Western papers are discussing the question, "ShaIl married women work ?" The husband of the period
 will answer that question in tue sf- ! l firmative. "i ..gs et, t-
 Everything in nature indulges in
 amusement. The lightning plays, the
 wind whistles, the thunder rolls, tne snow flies, the waves leap and the fields
 smile. Even the buds shoot and the rivers run. .es.l r.. sss.
 -schoolboy with big apple. An other boy without any: 70 Bill giye us a bite, won't yer" "No, won't
 "Well, then, give me the core" "hmi h'm tell you there ain't going 70 pc any core" ....--.s.. ..,...
 -"Well, Estel, dear," said an uncie
 to his little five-year-old niece, eff you like your new toy come and put. your arms around my neck and give meTa
 kiss" The little maiden compiled but
 AS she did SO, she remarked "Ohs
 uncle, how do spoil your l,sqs s3 An enterprising American shipped
 some wheel -barrows to Rio de Janeiro,
 and the natives filled them with, stones
 and such and carried them on their heads. They said it was capital con
 trivance and wondered how they man
 aged to get along so many years wlsn-
 0u. 0uM.t"';Gentlemen," t'; said a Yankee auo- 4 tioneer. with true pathos, eff my
 father and mother stood where you stand and did not buy this stewpan- this elegant stewpan going at $l-l should feel it my bounden duty,a as 3 son. to tell both of them they were talse
 to their country and false to them
 selves. .rl' esqa D.
 It is considered coarse and clown ish when a lady and gentleman are . walking together for the gentleman to take the lady's arm. Dr. Holmes, in his |" Autocrat of the Breakfast Taple,
 says: "When young female walks with male, not arm in arm, but his arm against the back of hers, you are generally safe in asking her what wages
 she gets. and who the feller was you
 saw with her." . -..-....r. .,
 -"Ohi I'm iuet delighted with George" said soft-hearted maiden to an older and more matter-of-fact brother. "He's just too sweet for any
 thing. The last time he was here he was go full of fun. Didn't you think so, brother 2" "He may have been full of fun, sister, but he acted more to me as ? if he was full of beer." A tablea1 and a sharp slam of the parlor door closes , the scene.
 It is pointed out that in these bad times hint how to provide most ac-
 ceptable and inexpensive present for , the children may not be unweicone. t It was the practice of anNeminent army , surgeon to lock up his olivc branch'a , week before the anniversary of his birth l day. On that day he solemnly opened his dungeon and released him, saying
 "The- most valuable boon which man |; can enjoy is liberty Take it, my son, 5 as Q welcome present from your par