The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-20
CHIPS.
Hail, snow and sunshine.

The bammeTs are out in full force
Several marriages took place yester
day.
a theatrical entertainment wculd
De quite treat now.
The streets are becoming more and
more lively every day.
How to keep square with the world
don't 90 Founf too much.
Silver quotation on Friday: New
York, 1.14t; Salt Lake, iii.
Nea buildings are beginning to be
erected in every part of tie city.
Cattle continue dying Of in ali
directions, and bee: continues to rise.
4 wise man never puts Ihs hot end
Of cigar in his mouth more than
once.
You can telegraph all the way to
Cape Town, South Africa, low. but
it costs 81 81 a word.
Many Salt LakeEs are making big
preparations to attend the masquerade
ball at Sandy next week.
Seven car loads of bullion were
shipped from the smel.ers On Friday,
through Mccormick & Co.
There is a prospect OF an entertain
ment being given as the Theatre
shortly by an Australian copjurer.
The town is fall Of miners; some
here on business, some to attend the
courts, and some to spend their funds.
A saddle horse ran away yesterday,
the occasion being the fact that the
saddle got on the wrong side of the
horse.
President John Taylor and parts
went to Ogden on Friday to st.end
the quarterly conference OF tie Weber
stake.
& gooi many COW purcheTs were
on the streets on Friday filling up
with bad whisky and niger heel to-
bacco.
Glass men are showing up in all |
1t is quite likely that the |
enterprise will be started on a small |
scale in short time.
what is the difference between
lailor and a fireman." Now hold
your breath. zone plows the water
md the other hoes the water"
A Des Moines woman refused to
end her husband to friend 10 &C
her home on the ground
hat it is not we'll for a man to be q
Oan.
When the devil put a tack, bust
less eide upwards, on 8 chair, and
waited for some one to cit down, he
raVely called it "a harbiDger of
pring."
The indications are that big trade
7ill be done to-day. The roads from
be settlements to this city are in q
errible condition, which may keep
1an5 away; but the indications are
till good.
Mining interests are making an ex-
client showing now, and as soon as
shall have been ascertained whether
'e are to have spring or not, definite
ction will be taken and things
ushed ahead.
Mr., John Reading, the we'll known
florist and scotsman, is
sady for the fine weather with a
hoice variety of fruit and shade trees, ]
lrubs, flowers and pure seeds, and
lakes the fact public in another por-
on of the issue. Call and see him
Jon,
The quarterly examination of the
udents of the University of Deseret,
II the first term OF the second Sc
lester, ended yesterday. The result
as very satisfactory, considering the
rye attendance. The second term l
the last semester commences on
Ionday.
Ter the puzzle Brown is bending,
Never once his strained eyes lif,in'-
eel He thinks at last he's triumphed:
No! tits Il --I3--l5. 5
nee again he tries the puzzle,
Puzzle that there's fatal sport" in;
q! He's got it now! Not much he
Hasn't, 13--15--I4.
ong he pauses, long he ponders,
Now he thinks he S got it certain,
owes the figures very slowly
PshaW! It's l5--14--
se! his eyes dilate and glisten!
Into madness he is driftin'!
ne more victim for the asylum
Crazed by 13---I4--