Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-06-05
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Aud AnSbody WIN Believes
Thls Can swallow the Arabian
Nights Whole,

parrot. employed y eonnoisasuf "a
make the purchase. II was q hne
young gray bid with Q scarlet tall
When Hhe ralne ~ ne the bird hal
never spoken, and u was some weeks
before she did | iouk great psips With
hst. when shs began 70 speak Taught
her Ia du ~ distlnuily, aud Poll sOUn
caught the tones ~ my voice, though !
never anticipated that she would be-
rump The clever, Intelligent bird Hhe
lid Hot speaking pnwefs Npte Won
dorIul uui M simple imitation 81
Nurda. but like y reasoning thinking
creature Foil MAS excessively piuud
aud RpuHiliyu. k1mpiimpa my brother
leased hot aud spoke ~ uunlpmpin'
uua mRunpt Nhrn she would ONLY
ahlug hpi shoulders aud relapse inip
pilpnoe. ~ u hs we're quite beneath hot
contempt.
There we're lNu dear Ilirnds Who, al
that iimp. wptc constant yiailuta FOL
" Naa great iafnIite With them. aud q
srutup III much amuaemeni 10 both.
unp day while No were sitting ~ the
diniuR foum she ubsptypd them coming
artusH the field NJ y ahuti distance, and
called H. np Heres W aud "
counting they viii want their dinner
Won't lir,ip ho IN Htagpl All all
wont Rhp. ihai'a all
Nonsense, Foil" I Haid Don't toll
aiuripH Ihpy are not coming, nnd "
they Nctp You could not Spp lhpln, not
suupuaiug hur sight Nsa ~ kpen
well. you'll aep. replied Folly
In a low mumrnla the bell rang. aud
Nj W aud MI u appeared
| Nothing could quiet tho bird. She
apruui Va ~ uualaay ~ lun and uiH
,hloi. aud had ~ be- carried away into
| tho kii,hrn h. tho ruuk. nhu. ~ her no
/ little ANNOYANCE. hal ~ ptspaIo al IN
utuuIIu liuurI Tho uiunrt WAS Hpty
! 81 aud ruliI returned H. hpi uNu place
! liy ihiA i,mr ellie Naa thoroughly rE,ii
81. aud began ptaiHius hrtaoll aud hrt
J,nr miplIpss Nj u whu ihuI
uughly Admired the bind, lpd the cun
| VIBRATION
lrsi nho lpukpd NJ hpr luui What
beautiful iunl' What tail, aud n TOD
Que tout
YES, Polly. yuu ATE y beautiful hiId
aud ,lry,i one ~ vol luu Haw IN
coming prtuaq the field, and knew We
/ had not hni uuI DINNER You arr y
/ kuuNiug hid, Folly
"Iln hn" with hrr ruriuua laugh
"rullytEa ,lpyrl bind Folly "a beau
lrml hid What Folly. What -
Mhnlaiul Folly
W. oil laughed hrsllily, IN Which Rho
lutuoi Foil, luu,luat II all
Ma A. nnil We'll done You
ought lu lr sent b. college, ~ isarh the
! 4tuiuutU vlu, uiiuu
! Ouu 81 the muHi singular inaian'ca W
hri intelligence nud gtoai naughlinoaR
/ Nnu the iulluNiug Oup mufuiug ! had
/ guuu lium hpmr 4 young servant
! vent ~ Foil cage aud. not knowing
/ that Rhr WA NoIy savage, opened u
| POLL, llpN NJ kuI haud Tho Riil WA
/ hiphirnvd. lett tho luuI open Rud Tan
away. nud lI, Window being upuu, lul
/ Ia Walked uul iulu the iiuni garden
| lho ,uuk Jaw hrl. aud ,allcd hut tho
bad would not ,umU back pu. thinking
/ II Wa heat a. lpp,u hrI until my iriuiu,
/ the piuL uht,hud hri ,limh into aitrc
| had had experience uI Folly q pot
,rrau diapuaiiiuu, aud knew that only
/ l., slinlng,m ruuld manage bet
walked down tho PATH aud. carrying u
! lNhHflllf fNl WIN NV Wv N'N" '''H' wv
| Tee nuI proceeded ~ stroke puaay aud
pot bot rum pussy ruu, puaay
| \uu shall hr NY pet nov I,llr hna
/ ruup nNpy aud lett ne uli'n
h,uuyhI h,iapN,ri hua,utl. and had
surr, With mr. Nhirh gave iu The cat,
aulI altuttng bet Ms iuao had ~,
Y,,I,d. had Iuuarl huI lualuuEy !
heard % iuulhrg ~ the hlau,hcH, pud
w,s,uty l"lll called out, FuaHr Ia -
Nt,I,h
Hni net lntu ANY notice, hui Rllll
lprihug tho cat. I pa'd ''uur. PUSSY.
", vii ~ aud $40 II dinner IA iradY
Mut,Ia wee nuw progressing
ylnu,,i up aud anw Folly quietly ne.
a.,riug ihu lr,r aud When nhr came
a. tho bottom. ,iipd "Iulli.a uul, I"l
w has been u Wulk
"s,u aur Folly uau atop ui nliugolh
~ uuN n ahu litra"
"IuHay "a iuul huitii luul llrr
lrmp,l wa thoroughly AROUSED Hhr
,auro a. mr. climbed upon NY turu and
ulh,i h'r pr'tly hrud upon ny hand.
had h,r safely nov Aliri Tits
aliuuE radlu,k Naa pat upon be- 'aS" I"
Iu,y,ui ~, muru lt'" rHraralrH
W. hnd ~ yrir hnudrumo peacock.
Nh,h Folly could Euo lrun hri cage
Whom ahp wa ~ the lawn II waa MI
aui g. uou lhr nituilinp hirl. hia pildo
and auli nusumpiiuu, Rnd equally AN
uatug 10 hai,u H. Polly talking ~ him,
W. ,all,l him iinlph Folly then
uuhli rpi "'umu hute, Ralph. beau
um InIIh. handsome Ralph Inmr,
rut,ai ,uui tai
a., tail would be- uulHurcad
"Uh. ,uu luauIr Nov Hlnmr
alnmp ,uui luui. good rl,Nrt Ralph
enc lay. vhilr Itslrning h. such lalt
go the. she turned ~ ne aud dnmurulr
-aii What y luul that Ralph 10
"Na,, rully, Ralph 10 not luul hr 10
eleven hiri, nud like HIN
Nh'uuyut ahc WAS not I'l'aa'i, OIL"
shrugged bet ahuuluia ~ " ~ Iriislun
N"u, saY lialph is ~ i"nl. luSi
tnru a., y,a,u'k gANr uuu ~ ,l"ac 'ti'a
iuai vra,r,k alpuo ran utter Folly.
th,tpiuir. gave another ~ Imitation
nuI laughing lrudly. Hhri't"d
Epiph ~ sugiuR Ralph ~ Hinsiug
ub. ainll dtl I phali d,o 81 laugh
my
\ r,utitan iualan,r ~ hct i'sl"ua
temper Nua iispia,ri a. parrot wh'rh
IpI l,ru uur Laa,i bl = iuUul, Whp
u,ut II g. stnY With ~, hoping that u
Nuui i,atu g. rr,ak " n nsap, ,airi WIN
No., rh HIT rulv conceived nu iuNni
,,ptc DISLIKE a. lhr tuiuiluprL treating
% With contempt, ,allina u Hli tie ~
unura ahr knew They Nrfu both ~
tUr dung iuum one morning ! bat
trained l,r ap veil ~ be- silent during
a., Huii, worship that Hio uuvot lie
nirri 40 Tho uihvi hfi made yaI'.
uua Sounds. uui ,rty loud hnl '"l''
tupN thHi ell uutr, ~ha NtuuS w Nay
. .i,ntlug hr, ~ hrri companion o."
otl ~ aNbiHri. Hush, hush ""
urt,t ,uu naughty hiul'' when
rH,,I Naa ut't. uh' hutai uui l"u
upugrI, urk,i hii luu hnuid hi'
luu tt,hru bod g,i uui. gvl "nl
ANaY With iuu' An'r this ~ sau ~
Nnaua, ,,ss ip ,wplu, bot - au iustfu'i
r,as. auI au r,ni The d'sris'i bird
luur
Nevertheless shr bad hrr iavuliisSpd
~. ,,f, tint a. ih,m She Nas f'il
EuI Ut a., at. and unuli call hrt W
tho ,sgv uul the meet singular hnrf
ulHf l'HN was NNll' WNNNf wv "''
to- vaa,,i, Duli. aul ~ Folly snh"foi
mu,b uum h, sho paaiatru even niFhi
g. my h.iruum. ahrtc there was htr.
auI Drt ,ag, placed uu low si"Ul nest
u Op, uighi hrsrl hof isltips ~
iup iuuc ! listened anl ~ srd hsf sat
ruuy little d,af rwii| daflirg
IHil wont huu ,uu Polls Won't bite
ruu
Wui,rng = hat tlo wraui, ~ uss
sufp that tbr as put isitiuT in no,
ct uul II lsi sud scot a. hpf 'ssr
There tu iht iHbtpm ~ tho $40 SIS
Uuir nuurr uud,fnssib the sit,s, feed
,ng nue., rnutrnle,liy, ari = i'houi snJ
s,sn 81 tnf often ssv lho tiny 'fsa
tue rpnir "a ani ut ui Folly cass nor
i,i rhe ever siiempi % iniufr u ~ dive
Iaaay. llct sp~th uas very Isenl's'
ubrn ihosc shs III not lse sere pfes
cot SHE hal q sfpat d,slisy 70 ny ha..'
baud. I suppose IRON iceliuE @, lrsl.