Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-19
From Mike Dodson.
SUBERBs ov Already, Aug. IA, /

SUBERBS Ov Already, Aug. IA, 1880.
DERE ELI D. AK
We hav bin havin a nifty dri tim: no rare.
and plenty ov eleckshun aud SIGH. And, bi
the wa, Will I am talkfn ov el-ckshun, l want
ia max aexpianashun: In nv last 1etur un-
derstand that mi allushun tn the Kernel wus
entirle misunderstood; fur noin the zele ov
the Kurnel in the kontest fur Kollectur, mi
sole menein wus that he wus dom al he kud bi
ernest entreeti and argument tn git voats fur
hiz man. du not wont ami wun tn suppowse
at am tim. that am sain ani'hing derogatori
tn him, fur hav tn mulch respekt pursunalli
fur him fur that The prim .ri elexshun il
past, and al the candidates and their cham pi-
unz ar kwiat agen.
the tavern IL bumin, chuk full ov M an an
imashun.
Yu had kwite an exsitin boss rase In run
run the luther da. betwene Mistur K .rtur and
Bigier on the wa tn the depo. Bigler wus
ahei Kartur trde tn pass him on the furst
k~artur. hut kud not, az Bigler pllde the
whip. jest az Kartur wus lapin him, Bigler
druv fowl aud Ia hiz teme akrost the trak,
witch thru Kartur's teme in konfushun, and
kumiu klose tn ditshin hin, which SO enraged
aftur Bi,ler fur tn fite, whu Just KEEP on driv-
In ahed and left him wa In the rere. Bigler
tux anuther trak HON fur fere ov the kartur
trends on the name trak. Skore fur Bigler.
Kartur distan ct.
The part at HOgun wus q sucksess; the bu-
II ov Big Krick wus abundantli on hand. The
ajent ov Hogun wus the atraktiv jenus; I sup
! o. it wus bekaus he hsrmun ses 50 vel with
h.z nu rume he haz bilt-4x6; 81 fete hi on
the 10 side. Bein that he il small man, it
anser> veri vel.
Mssur Miller haz kompleted biz impruve-
meDts on the tavuru, and haz gon tn Marbel
Krick tn bid hous fur Jcems Ostin,
kwire.
The Baldin bofs liz gittid along 9TH the
prest's hous rite fast, an it haz 3 SKospekt ov
kompleshun.
jed Hosg IL still in Dunklfng.
The Kurnel liz . leetle 10 spirutd potter
kaly; and soshully. AZ the Jedg hAz gon.
Msgor Medn haz ION. We lurn he IL sum-
erin at Wulf Hand. Karo, St. Lula, and Col
koudy, E,lenoy, and wherever he il, ov kourse
he hax 1ud tim.
We lufn tnst the r. r. (rale rode) festival
wuz a sucxsess. Arkady Suburbs karried Oph
the kake fur havin the hansumist yung lady
Mis- N. Bearde, whu had wun hunderd and
fifti-thre votes sgin . hunderd and thirty Cd
fur Mis- Grasun, ov Iruntun. Their must hav
bin sum stufiin the ballits; fur don't think
that $40 peepil votid. But the bois ar gittin
redi aud pracktisin stufin,-both fur the
eleckshun in the fall and the roet turk at the
weddin super which il purti sure tn foller.
Fur instance: the festival at the tavern when
Mistur Jonx and Mis- Wethers got the kake.
Hura fur the Suburbs.
The people in the Suburbs vii hav tn look
otu the senses returns fur Arkady, fur ther
haz bin . bad mistak sum va or uther: fur We
10 that the returns il about flower hunderd
hort; and the returns max Iruntun the big
rest. II Qruntun) haz the kourt hous.
Witch It orient tn hsv, and the biggest
,fzlses and biggest men. I rekon the numer-
Itur axed them how mani ordinari men tia
vud max, and gess most ov them kountid
hemselfs fv men . peese; and when Their |
vifes numeratid them. CESS Misturs Dingur |
nd Aik and sieh wus kountid eknal to aight