Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-06-05
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

THE belle of the htchen-The dinner
bell.
Could not the doctors fee be justly
called ill-gotten gains9
LITTLE Carrie G. said she liked
searbathing, "only her mouth leaked
and let in the salt water. 3"
TAKE care of the pennies and your
wife viii take care of the dollars every
time she wants new bonnet.
+ AYoUNG lady was asked recently which
she preferred of two brothers. She re-
sponded: 'When I am with either OF
them, prefer the other"
"PAPA," said his little girl, aged 6
years and 9 months, to him one day,
"why do you say step-daughter? Is it
because she has been trodden uponY
"IsN'r that your friend, Nine. S., who
is dancing there?" eyes. That's a
friehtfully ill-made dress she has on.
eyes, but if it wasn't it wouldn't fit
her"
ADA (aged A., who was doing some
thing, and was told to desist by her
mother. Mother Ada, am to speak
to you again ?' Ada-"Yes, ma, you
may, if you like"
"To CALCULATE the entire cost of a
trip to the top of Mt Washington you
have merely to summit up" remarks
witty individual. We presume, how
ever, it would answer the same purpose
to foot it up.
-5nfA REPEATER tried to vote for dead
man in San Francisco, and little Irish
man objected. "On what ground ?" said
the Judge. Because, begorra, SAID
Pat, "the man died In the Fourth ward,
and We are after voting him in the Third.
"WHAT do you ask for that article ,"
asked an old gentleman OF pretty shop
girl. Give dollars" CANT you q
little dear?" "Why," she replied, -" all
the young men tell me So" The old
gentleman looked as if he thought he
had been misunderstood.
An exchange has an article on the
"Curiosities Of Courtship." One Of the
curiosities of courtship, which the author
forgot to mention, is when the girls
father shakes you by the hand and says
he is glad to see you. 1t is curious be
cause it rarely happens.
A MAN, noted for the non-payment of
his bills, remarking that he "sprang
from Mother Earth, bystander said
eff that's so, you are disgrace to your
maternal ancestor" elbow SOP" in
| CURED the impecunious man. "Be-
cause she always settles in the spring,
and you never settle, - was the reply.
MooNsH1NE.-This is no relative to the
honeymoon" Notwithstanding it is
very nice. Beat the white of two eggs
very light. Sweeten to taste. Then slice
in very thin pieces one banana, and stir
into it; or, if you choose, take two
oranges, or any kind of fruit will do. Do
not make it until just before going to
table. 1t is a handsome dish and de-
icious for tea.
AT school some time since a boy was
reciting a poem referring to some an
Gent mariner who insists upon living by
the seaside because he cannot dwell be-
yond old oceans roar but, unfortunate
ly, "grim palsy holds him to his bed. !"
"What is grim palsy?" cried the school
master, interrupting the boy. "GTim
palsy, sir please, sir, it's his wife, sir, l"
answered the boy.
"OH, dearl I feel so tired" sighed
Mrs. Hickenlooper, as she sank into a
chair. "Well, | should think you would
be-" growled Mr.. Hickenlooper, as he
put on his coat to go out; "you tramped
around more'n seven miles this after
noon making your silly calls. 1 shouldn't
call myself half bright if did such a
thing" And then he went down street
and walked nine miles around a billiard
table, poking ivory marbles with a stick
at % cents an hour, and she thought
how hard he had to work at his bust
ness, poor man, when he came home at
midnight and dragged his enfeebled
limbs into bed.