The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-12-14

store, and may
straw from Connecticut
parents can afford it, be |
in n patent self.rocking
GUS device Of some thrifty
vi to do two things at the
on it swings from the
tent Yankee India rubber
lie il sucks Irish terra
ith slight mixture of Louisiana
|.1ept "candy," by some ,euterprising
MD onfectioner. A little older it learns
t,C's from CrandelPs patent blocks
~ Ihole history Of Noah and his family
his ark fresh from q German toy ship
teaching him by way Of New York. He
& his leather headed stick horse with a
lie handle whip which his admiring uncle
sght him from the Philadelphia centen
/ he goes to school after while, drinks
Wedge out of books, every one OF which
Is a copyright dated from New York,
Ton or Philadelphia. To have finished
cation he must perf9rce board a
4 years either at Yale or Harvard, or If
s6ined 10 any particular art or professional
4 'bnly be acquired in some northern school
ally devoted to such purposes. But
n you, up 10 manhood, he has neither
b or handled anything save his mothers
OF pure water, or the fruits Of the earth,
y has not had the northern trade mark
II Now he is man, a southern mar.
1then His eyes, on first awakening in
Morning, seek to find the time Of day
nj the face of the clock on his mantle.
&c, which continually ticks Con-nec t:-cut,
.l-nec-ti-cut. He jumps up, dolls his night
e alabelled New FORK mills" and dons
y r Ssks. shirt labelled "Wamsutta," both
0. notion from the fields of Alabama
a pulls 70 Lisl stockings, woven in Massa-
Ee.ts isom Texas wool, puts on his draw
oeiad5 in Lowell, of Georgia or Missis
i cotton, and finishes off with coat pants
i4ivest of the very best ''slop shop" Phia
lphia could afford. He rams wad Of Con-
aeticut seed leaf in his jaw, after pull
gon his boots, made in Lynn, Mass, OF
lxas hides, and after putting on his wool
|, Rhode Islani make, he sallies out IL
"A his hogs, descended from famou;
bar purchased at the price of five acres o.
4 land from distinguish d hog fancier il
IN Nsylvania. After chopping a little woe
4 bill have TO do that now with northern
ma1e of Pennsylvania iron, with han
10, Virginia hickory, shaped and ashione
nj " he sits down on northern-mal
IS his heels up on northern.mad
HlF and proceeds to draw political in
III 3, If n democrat, which all goo
III ners are, from the New Yo.k Worl
f New York Sun, while his breakfast
ready. He sits down, has easter
III - or eastern mackerel," or mayl
#rHland goldfish made into balls wit
potatoes, the seed OF who
M 1t fom Maine, hsvorC
W a9of radisb, the seed of which W
Nli Il Ohio After breakfast he fills h
ID pipe, came in by way of New Yor
N Oriilard's Long Island best (he vot
t apublicans whose wages are p,id
il southerner who smokes his tobacco
saunters out to the temple of Cloacin
4 ne soon tnds use for the northern NJ
4 Tribune, sent TO him as n specim
i wir.2 fae sympathizing northern frien
hted ranow how our Yankee friends q
, IH mellow to rice, and he vaults into
i.Jnis Min, tanned with hemlock from t
4 iHEs, I'D mountains, and showing
a r Agsept5hern steel stirruPs he goes Q
a Ns' rex his laborers, well fed on Clnc
4 ~, ,,u are getting along threshir q VIII
F A "MassiliOn" or York vbra'
q 10y On by u New jersey steam eug
M u Ills are following with "Sol
4 AB ~s nAPeekshiil" pillow, and bis h
"A zen cut with "Bucke,
m
Ivy non. Ohio for the purpose, AT
!. Hlis well prepared by an "Ilin
TIA ow or walking. cultivstor" or
n k:es' Thomas harrow, To proposes
:, @CenS iil a Superior or Bicsiord IL Hi
" some other northern drill, us
IA - Yr tagee hI2lreI pounds Of Sul
lima bone, ground and thoroughly &C
Jed somewhere up in New York ,r n
hey. He will cut /. wtk ii reaper,
al in the world, because it comes all
N II from Chicago" and when thrt 81
II b IL in a yankee vessel to yankee p
s. the English to eat. When his corn, o
Y Upgrade from Chester county. Pa is ri
= Nill cut it down with a "Buckeve c,
y Clipper" all the way from Ohio, or may
Pill use an old "Waldron" scythe cut
81 b,F pieces and fixed in home made hs
kf n uni To have some YaLI
M \ ysFythiug. Turning bis ST.
I'm III h csntcrs his horse
~, u. paid $50 for the getting f $
IN rse py celebrat 4 vermont trot,e
"A nlly along, and reflects upon the wi.dc
u GREATNESS and the ingenuity of the Y
n fFb race who can make such wonder
I ng', and sell tAem to him at only {
\ rs the cost price. Filled with ijy
Il ,aksgivi , be prepares for dinner bty ,
Ell "a dram .. "kehtucky" whi:key, rect,
AIS d puriti Tl in some northern vault, and
s,m pas aud dishes and drinks il W
p bm glass md. in Pittsburg, Penney
f Ea1d cuts nj, victuals with knives mar
II ,Nr!N y Cutlery c. ConDecticut.
N oWchl n.,. 90 ;, his silver salt cellars
Herim,cel No rs srticl OF i4welry.
tltlMght from 7 ti',ny when he went on
N Wv York 10 .ee S.. Julian trot. A
i. inner h. :no rs IN his cas- chgir, warrs
it; Connecticut Inventor to take
ape he may falHLto if he should,have
y m', md an falls souudy
I'll az, Sooth'd ~ the sweet ST.
ma epr d,ui tr singing My coul
ii Http-9 q sed sleep SAncho P
M'v'E . mln who invented /
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