, 1880-01-10
TELEp11oN1C PHILOSOPHY.
SOStt: CURIOUS ENFENHENCEe-
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10 mt me III communication win MISS DllS.
coll, who presently spoke to nie as follows:
"Who Is its Forty Yeara9 Tin gtnd Of
Tint, 50 / wont have to 60 down stairs"
III her carr'agc TINT sl,o will not hold even
telephone converse with my n,an save e., .
myself, in lrcr lou'loir, bat always insists on
the parlor and the presence oi yer mamma,
when, as sometimes Is the case t mtrodnee la
;nvrnt,on. Fnnnycontinuetl: "I'm awfully
,,e, t,o on,v xn,, I~a ,,,st ren Thn Home
e!aa US o,y so". ~ Jas' t. ." a,,,n,o y" an IN
pnt % pnp You sYN wnn my % alwavs n1ng sp 40 @ much
fnrlt i with nv yerses,"--1 feel quite sure that
- ~. :. ,,o,,t ,vaa nuftth,c tho wire wonld hive
co',yrye ~ r one me- to mo nt this point, and The
Homo IS very nice this week; Don't You
therc IL 40 much uuoycpncas In her verse;
' they e!o e ever ' 50 nlee usually. Me-
Invent done anything slnce VA eaeeps
read Tile Home, and write thrco or
four letters and ono sonnet and q
Souph u ..aN p.w.n ,. It, ~ vow :" Co..
I'm Just putting up my INIT 1,ow ~ sn 11I
o-el'.eor me- how sleepy . am IN J.. ilow ,''se
wish there were seven Sn1s!nys III tne Weckt
~" ,,,' nt rt H. n1ul % take II before dressed o,
Iiyyonaise i;y or sarytoan potatoes, croane!s Of
lyaiH banched I sweetSreads, bnekWheats and ma;
4 m not nf pcDocoiate, then 4 cigarette and
Swinhurno's ShnGspeure.' THE Telephone
went aver this. csuccinfly tile breakfast bill
q imte ant wai SpnTs ,'o "a w,a e ,so of v-
nE sony'les NJ nv %Sn ia,es ot e. dot o And 70
tiinR,' snil l, that we not only "a THIS n
y9v .S@ othcr y ~ varknr ay Of tho % world SO far as
arm scr. The uUp,llar creed Of Toll ts''-
T0s t ws 1 tans aSont + ny 1s new aarses asa
II ,.utoi,as am NV os,,,rt, i,a,r when the mellow
oon!isilt IL % ii faIs upon it, and the cleInatls
twincs about me, and seem some strange
l5tti,, thinr r. isn't Sic Uut size didn't notice
NV ;se ourcgi, IN nt MI: and YOU Know ali the
Wn.ts 3 s1 wear tl,e,, nowadays; mine is
ono Of the new, ilexible, ones, TINT
yaems it n,,,esced 70 pI, when yoM are doing your
,nontaguesEof course you don't, stupid! F.!
a,.1 md" mot11rues aW1 1 i-amd ills fuxiblo nureoio
o,s ,%'se 10 i, nons In e @ M viii
iriend for 4 fsw minutes. Its Just too nice
an glad YOU like It." said I, 'tand tho
curious Isl tItins @ about & the popular creed Of toiI
@ IT, 3s,nt - ,r.s w ,~ar, ,r y, v.rv nsen,.
list.ncd iii nodd Mttentiyely. bcca,ne convinced that
il vas tho purrine df o cut, only it Wns pro-
LINK Fnnhyf Id hEo.lM .lat I'M Fnn,.v xas crow
iI,n Tther largs M to piay WITH Kittens, clabbel
sn9o s Gsasr snfe e., s sxise1'pon fseep Anso1
"nt ,vI hnir nnt 1 1css ii'an four Inches lonE
oa,d omd fanci"d lila cnt mist be In Fanny's
rnoni. As Miss Driscoil did not reply 10 my
4t:s,f nit sf,rian and ,,uon receying iler signal
sa ,ar ~ YIN aM nvcr ~ tl,n Drscol esta
h 1isf,r,'i i md see f the cnt lad come. II M
sssfins I'll sS!es E;ssnys; wi!fi~ Isd 81;
Gi has iae ap Gep tap ,annc W. 1Sa nH N her " hat
! "Ioso T.. hnr fn.n. There is 10 cat in tic room
me sou soIf ~ nr Wannv Soes I,e5self Flow sleep
sn1y ',st "rsihs haVe M bcsn Sic vas Just pntt
sa' IN hnT bs.:ea aurcole. Only the young and Ell
siass ssss sse n,,Is ef Il Al
sITe s M aaWiayS sMi 1 mgt 't'GS III s ako lis Jea
M!I h'I my yys sSG ',,,f s1nwi oyar % ier s,,ouders
sa and She is seepins Rer s s. sosadiyi Come q
9yo clint with 'no% After h, haan an tsryal r.a;1d
-" mn home agai&ms & t,nt nt'H mnndent OnJ WIFI
" S!Uw' Waw Fmriv fI Ynars' wouli Won renlly spea
NuW, IDLY fn nb'c, s,mo mon IN n Won fhnf way
10 10 Won.mp Mho c''''o ny :" ''s @''A'' way
10 %fv .'lr Marian. why coll ono to tudt
e. o;, ~ M usM, a,,vthnu a iiona ,n urInt? HTwcrc
ot gfMt Efs tua t n3 tf ,n.7on5 IT, ,serc tn ho r.,
1nf .nSoe aa, h u r ,ot ararvo lint tler she,li
c - ,n,,ci n IL nselpss toi ii tbs @ world when
III men ny tne popuial etem ,:,too ~ r., ~" .iaa
isffapeH }npInao W savn9 g IL lit ndnig6
In n lsG.o u ,s1sysn Sny nnd Il Won rInc thnt teI
Nv N!Ht!u1t y asiCIp. tAu fss1 ,..t9 +f,o ,,,i,n
ut phone PHI ag1h 1nj 1o Erown into Tia stre
n fasSaa l9s S',1's1t nocR * hiondaY , morning ~
rt oetpsus ,u naineI ~ iMcs ,v lax Of cousi
III Hia pa.Iis. y. .ert n ~ lima anntnre moi,
~ eratGn 4n Io pntFt ~ nthoSs ~ so''3 raest.T
ter 5e ,sefy 81 Nye N me- HAVEN Hail. but Il
h. tia voice oi hAYn 1Ins n 'no. y awar WIZ il
nv nlsWetea ny XII i' ,nnt Nv iSaro IN ;5istrh IN
It Il sn enshes'G ,ss 'Gocclea S1s @ Ltttie Foos edsy
tP banker III Ile irone nI iGrI msu doMt f.et III
le- propose nelore wv ~ n,,,a,,na uu vnn
ILL., sr ,,.r er lit on os1 te n1easro Of rcect
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