The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-04-29

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sLEEpINa,CAn CoaEDY.-A traveller
On tho Baltimore and Ohio Railroad re-
lates the following incidents of travel:
A middle-aged married couple have
turned in next TO me, having boarded the
train at o way station. They have evi-i
IDENTIFY been much hurried and are out of
and the husband growls above his breath
In this atyle:
NOV. I'll just bet you didn't put my
night.shirt IN"
"S'hush It's In the basketin the corn.
err" replies the woman.
Tive looked in the basket and faint
there. / s'pose you put il at the bottom
under the vittals."
"Under the vittals, indeed! Why,
John, what on earth are you a.doin' ?n
"I'm lookin' for my shirt"
Don't, that's the wrong basket. You've
gone aud split them pickles ell over the
bed / never seen such O manp
Never mind, Mary-you needn't tell
the whole car" This in o whisper pecu-
liar to the stage.
Looking for your old shirt ia the din
ner ban.seti don't sec what anybody
wants . night.Bhirt for on railroad, any.
how, Tetorted the indignant female; and
there was awhirfing sound, which indi-
Gated that she had pitched the missing
article into his face just In time to choke
of wicked rejoinder. {. =
S'posen the cars would run off the
track r added hhe. "You'd be a nico
pietnr. wadin' out Of O swamp or rollin'
doEas o bank in that, wouldn't yon?"
I'd be just rs comfortable and purity
as you in that,
Shushl You'll disgrace both Of uai
with your tongue" whimpering.
My tonguel Well, damn me, Mary
There now, you're cursing me, you
y0ii---" Breaks Oft to sob, .
There's where che had him.
Ifancied soon after hearing the resoe
nant and beautiful sound of kiss, but
perhaps it was only the angels, and I
dropped off 10 sleep again. On the fol-
lowing day saw the middle-aged couple
eeeted opposite mo munching pickles
and fried chicken at intcrvals-a5 docile
end happy % cpupte sgs anybody may
F9 ace: aKS
A ETRoNe CAsE.--A Detroit lawyer
Tad q Dill OF $249 against n certain citi-
zen put into his hands for collection the
SA,sS t,t.aG
| debtor 20 call Of, his ,oliea and see about
|sss l. & !, ai,e ], 3 an l..smpsiy sppsAre looked
/ Well, I gnees that's ali correct"
fdo o'yon fn ils.I's. - q ' :,
do, s
|t:y Aud what arrangements will you
mako to Eettls itfpis
Ias "i'll put "a an oifset.i Pee been feed
/ Ing tWss hogs for this man aliayintsrs and
Iisss ll,ill sa ;I.As 924r .ssl e 81,
this very morning. 'ss
What $40 for ,Feea ding stso llols lgos
| thTee or four rl0nthsls exclaimed the
astonished lawyer. 8 y 81
fOar hontha;f sis, and the Biil Ii
correct =
Al. And E'hat are The hogs worth To-:
'.IEsIl dollars apiece.n isr.s sss
1 ssReIIs you'll nnd it a hard matter 10
convince the court that your hog. feed
WIS worth any such money!
"Hog.feed7" ehrieked tho other, as he
sgddenlY Jumped up, s'do you suppose
Tn charging &240 for the feed them, hops
| ldeyoured? No. sir. put In the feed n
only SD, but the 5000 is for my Sunday
Das, which fell into the pen and wa cob.
ihiec DOWN. and s3fs anxiety of mind for
fear the poRkers would catch the munpa
from my children. Mental anguish Il
silo backbone ia thia casS, air, and every
one of my family will be seated In row
before the jury, and all viii begin to weep
1 e.s rssas 20 ask that Justice be done q ttiail
/ Who lost az fine q COW as you eyer saw
nias years ago this spripg e
i The Reading. Railroad COMPANY
has had built at the Bald dw,n Locomotive