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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Letter from Hancock'

Gen Hepcock made an admirable talk to
some veterans and gorkiDgmen to day'ou'
the telegraphic reports of it are SO inlAeo
aud incomplete. that it cannot be maoe
oat This is generally the way the ASSo-
eiated Pfesa sends most OF tho Demo
cratic neBa,..It is SO intensely. Republican
SO blinded IL 10 partisnship. that any
in pediment that can be throEp ID the
way.of Democratic news will be done
From the tragmentary,di dispatches at hanc
we Gull the following from Hancock's adj
mirable remarks. The General says in re
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Climax! Climax

EASG'S Climax SaiVe,
A Family Blessing for Is cents.
Tt heals without 81 scar. No
family should be without il.
We WARRANT it to CURE
Sores, Ulcers, ScrOfula Sores,
Fever Sores, Salt Rheum, Sore
Breasts or Nipples, Erysipelas,
Swollen Glands, Infiamed Eyes,
Scalds, Burns, Cuts, Bruises,
Fistuia, Piles, BOils, Chilblains,
Frosted Feet, COrns, and all GU
taneOuS diseases on man or beast,
It has been used over twenty
five years, without ore failure.
1t has no parallel-haYing per,
fectly eradicated disease, and
healed after all other remedies
had failed. 1t is q compound Of
Arnica with many other Extracts
and Balsams, and put up in larger
boxes for the same price than any
other Ointment.
Ey- Sold by Druggists every whore.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
A. wise Deacon.

Deacon Wilder. want you to tell me
how you kept yourself and family we'll the
past season, when all the rest Of us have
been sick SO much, and have had the doe
tors visiting US so often"
BRO. Taylor, the answer is very easy.
| used Hop Bitters in time; kept my fam
lily well. aud saved the doctor bills. Three
dollars worth Of it kept us we'll and able to
work all the time I'll warrant il has cost
you and the neighbors one to two hundred
dollars apiece to keep sick the same time" "
Deacon. I'll use your medicine here
after
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Chicago Market.

CHICAGO. Oct. 80.
wheat-sronger; Ok cash; O2 Nov; O3s
Dec.
Corn EasT; ssh cash; 39sE Nov; 45ss May
Oats Weak and easier; 2SE cash f; 29Js Nov;
2953 Dec
Rye-Urchanged.
Barley-Unchanged
Porkostrong and highe-; IS 30 cash; 10 17Is
Nov; 13 221S Jan.
Nov.
Whisky Il.
LIVE STOCK.
Hogs Receipts II 900; active and firm; lOc high
er; light 5OG14 70; mixed packing 44004 IS
shipping 4 IS
Cattle-Receipts 2 600; frm; good to choice 60
@5 70; common to fair sOGI4 25; Texans 96G1S
Is; butchers ? 00l12 90.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
DandelioH.

If you are afflicted with Biliousness.
Liver Complaint. Headache, Dyspepsia.
Fever and Ague, rheumatism, CoDstipa-
ton of the Bowels, or any disorder of the
Blood, use DR.. Whites Dandelion Altera-
tive. 1t is purely vegetable, harmless as
water, yet very thorough in its action.
Pint bottles only one dollar. and every
bottle warranted.
For sale by G. Speidel. Rock Island,
and Richards & Sohrbeck. Moline.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Rous,ng Democratic Rally at Quincy.

Quincy, Oct, 90. Black, of Danyille.
H.. spoke 10 large au'i ce in the opera
house tonight He delivered a mastery
address Oh the issues of the campaign.
discussing the tariff question ana devoting
considerable time 10 the record of fbe
Republican party and its candidate for
Uresidept, His arraignment of Garfield
was received With round aft.r round OF
anulause. The picture he drew OF the
;nauguration, should Garfield be elected.
was grand, and the applause thst followed
continued for several minutes Resgbli-
os~e",.!.a xtre -. - ~ ~, .
Gratis, agreed th@ j. - ""s, The
6nasf and most effective delivered on
e;the, side during the campaign 10 this
city.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

1t is impossible for a woman after faith
full course of treatment with LYDIA +.
PINKHAM's VEGETABLE COMPOUND, to
continue to suffer with a weakness of the
uterus. Enclose stamp to Mrs. Lydia E..
Pinkhsm, 233 Westera Avenue. Lynn
Mass. for her pamphlets.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Superior articles in uuiveral request are
always countcrfeited, and the pirates of
trade, who pick up living by depredating
upcn the rights of others. are constantly
trying to cheat the public by substituting.
and falslyiug Simmons Liver Regular;
but beware! take none except under our
copyrighted engraved label. with seal,
signature and stamp Of j. II. Zellin &
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

The superior officers of the army are go
regarded in such great crises, and are held
to such responsibility, especially those at
or near the head of it. that it is necessary
on such momentous occasions to dare to
determine for themselves what is lawful
and what is not lawful under our system
Hancock TO Sherman, December, 1876
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
gard to the bulldczing Of employees, as

gard to the bulldczing Of employees, as
follows:-
have yet to learn, said Ger. Hancock,
OF any democratic. independent or other
manufacturers desirious of changing <he
present administration of the government
who have pursued that course. Coercion
OF voters affects the manhood Of the peo-
pie. and | would wish no CO.
creed votes cast for me. IF employed
men have not the courage to resist inter
ference with their freedom at the ballot
box. it will not be long before they will be
driven to the polls. if any polls should then
exist.
We regret our inability to give the
whole of his rem arks, but do what we can.
It's an admirable letter-patriotic to the
core
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

was not 10 favor of the military ac-
tion 10 South Carolina recently, and if
Gen, Ruger had toIegraphed to me, or
asked for advice. would have advised
him not under any circumstances to allow
himself or his troops to determine who
were the lawful members of the state leg
islature.-Hancock to Sherman, Decem-
Der, 1876.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Ola LIeGford.

Nothing is Superior to the old genuine
Medford Rum from Daniel Lswrence &
Son, Boston. They keep only strictly
pure article. For sale by all first class
dealers in Rock Island. Inquire for
Daniel Lawrence & Sons genuine old
Medford.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Rosy CHECKED WOMEN. There ought

Rosy CHECKED WOMEN. There ought
to be more of them. A rosy complexion,
if it be natural. makes the plainest face
beautiful; for with it, We find the sprightly
mind. the elastic step, the ringing laugh
in word. Health. The cause Of listless-
ness and sallow cheeks in women is often
unsupported even By themselves. Ii is, in
too many cases, arrangement of the
Kidneys, Bladder. Liver. or Urinary
Organs. For these diseases, HUNT'S
REMEDY the Great Remedy and Liver
to take Try it. ladies. and bloom again,
Sold by all Druggists. Trial size IS
cents,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
4 We'll. GarnIshed Toilet

No toilet is complete without SOZO-
DON'T, 1t com bines all that is needed to
keep the pouth and teeth heathful and
imparts a delicious fragrance to the
breath. Its use should never be inter
mitted, IS the mouth needs to be kept
pure and clean. and By nothing better
than SOZODUNT can this be affected.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
how they Tael at Adrian, Mich

Reed, Beach & Smith, druggists of this
city, say that DAYS KIDNEY PAD is Civ
ing the very best of satisfactian. One of
their customers says he would not take
two hundred dollars for the one he has if
he could not get another.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
CuredI CuredI Cured! Cured!

W D WOODS, 4S7 Broadway, n. Y. Cured Of Chrou-
C Catarrh.
J HAsLETT, $50 Broadway,N.Y., years Catarrh.
6 L BRUSH, G43 Broadway, NY, 10 years Catarrh.
BENEDICT, Jr, Jeweler. 697 Broadway, n. 7,
Qady friend), cured of Chronic Hay Fever.
Mrs EMMA C HowEs 80 W Washington Square, n d.
Y, cured of 80 years Chronic Catarrh.
Rev GEO A REFS, 169 Jay ST., Brooklyn. 1T re-
stored me to Eiy ministerial lsbors."
Rev CHAs JONES, New Brighton, S. I. Worth
ten times the cost"
Rev ALEX FREES, Cairo, n. 7. ''It has worked
wonders in six cases in my parish -
I T NEWMAN. 3O5 Fulton St., Brooklyn, cured of
years Chronic Catarrh.
Mrs J SwARrz, JR-, 2G0 Warren St., Jersey City,
cured OF is years Chronic Catarrh.
sc. &e. sc. &C. sc.
& real cure for this terrible malady, is the
most important discovery for the relief OF human
suffering, since vaccination Wei De
Meyers Catarrh Cure is sold by ali Drug
giss, or delivered by D. B. DEWEY d Co., dc
Dey ST., n. Y, for $50 package. To Clubs,
six packages for $3.50. DR.. Wei De Mey-
ers Treatise, with full explanations and over
whelming proofs is Postpaid and sent free to
anybody.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Your Grocer Surely Keeps

Gillets Double FlavorIngs and Cream Tar
tar Baking Powder Ii he does not please
try the next one. These goods are pure
wholesome and of great strength and have
stood the test of many years, upequaiied
hv any others.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Mrs. Nm. TIrPETT, Owaco. n. Y,
says:-I have worn an Improved Excel
sior Kidney Pad about three weeks, and
received great relief from it for pain in
the back.-See Adv.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Mofat's Life Pills cure headache. Bill
iousenss. Fevers. Costiveness, and all
troubles of the Stomach and Bowels. For
sale by druggists everywhere.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Shun Ointments and Lotions for skin
diseases, cuts, spraips, bruises, &c, and use
| GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP.
Bills HAIR AND WHISPER Dye,
Black or Brown SO cents.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Our LADIES FRIEND for female COM
plants, never known to fail. Only fifty
cents bottle. Sold by @. Speidel, Rock
Island aud Richards & Sohrbeck, No.
line
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Our LIGHTNING LINIMENT Is a 'Escdraa'
frl.9d to the aHictod Try it gently.
Soid by q. SpeiG,l, Rock Island and
Richards & Sohrbeck, Moline.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
RQSSMAN'S CURE

ITCHING PILES is generally proceeded by q
moisture like perspiration, producing u
very disagreeable aud distressing itching,
particularly ct night after getting warm in
bed. No humbGg as a trial will prove.
For sale by all respectable druggists. Sent
bv mail FOR So cents. RossMAN & Nc
EINsTRY. Hudson, II. 7. Prop.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
General Grant has made one speech t

General Grant has made one speech too
many. In addressing a large audience at
Buffalo, last evening. if his romarks are
correctly reported, he declared that" there
are men in the Empire state who will not
submit to southern rule" What rule
does the south expect to acquire except
through the ballots of freemen north and
south? Ii has been reserved to General
Grant to declare for New York that
adverse political results will not be accept
ed as binding. This declaration places
Grant 10 a position which contrasts
strangely with his attitude of last spring,
when he assumed the role of a national
pacifcator. Whatever may be the result
of the snowfall Of ballots, Grant. and
those who sympathize 10 bis sentiments,
will bow their heads in acQuiescence,
Otherwise they will be crushed as deter
mined!y as they were in Chicago las tjune
Grant also predicted the collapse Of the
solid south as political fabric, and the
establishment OF parties which shall take
root in every state Chicago Times.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
PEERLESS GlRH STARCH,

For Ice Cream, Puddings, Blanc Mango, Etc. IL
Is the most delicious of all preparations. On ac-
count of Its purity, eminent physicians consider il
preferable to Bermuda Arrow Root for chi, dren
and inyalids. Sold by all grocers, Samples sent
free to all.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Catarrhal
POI s ON

Wei De Meyers Treatise on Catarrh,
explains the following important facts:
/. That Catarrhal Colds become poi
sonous infection, al first local, and finally
constitutional.
:. That, being Constitutional, the infection is
beyond the reach OF mere local remedies.
8. That Impurities in the nostriis, are
necessarily swallowed into the stomach and
inhaled into the lungs, thus poisoning the
Digestive, Respiratory and Genito-urinary organs.
That Catarrhal virus follows the mu-
cous membrane and causes Deafness. Dyspepsia.
Chronic DiarrhHa, Bronchitis, Leucorrhea
and Consumption,
s. That Smokes, Douches, Inhalstions, and
insoluble Snuffs, cannot possibly remove in
iectious inf1ammations from the organs named.
6. That ansantidote Tor Cstarrh must pos
sess an inocu1ative affinity for and the quality
Of being absorbed by, the purulent mucous
wherever located.
Based upon these plain theories, DR..
Wei De Meyers Catarrh Cure has proved
iutellible. 1t not only re1eaves, 1t cures
Catarrh at Quv s<aca. Home testimony.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

To GIVE tone to the stomach and
stimulate digestion there is nothing like
Reeds Gilt Edge Tona.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Iis beauty truly blent whose red and white,
Natures own sweet and cunning hand laid on ,
Pozzonis powder imparts richness
Making the skin as soft down.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

SPAULDING's GLUE is Indispensable iu the
house Ebecause there are always small
breaks occurring which it will repair.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Pz1Es--ITCHING PILES

Positively CURED, also Blind and Bleed
Piles. Flstula. Salt Rheum, and all disea'
ses OF the skin by the use Of
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

MATEwAN. Oct. 30.-Albert Bray, was
killed by caying 10 of clay pits.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

ssThis paper may be found on file at all times at
c. R. l. & P r. &. Ticket Of1ce, No. Sc Clark St.,
Chicago, where our friends at liberty to call
ard Examine IL !"
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
II eur York Market.

Neu York Market.
NEW YORK, Oct. 90
FINANCIAL.
Gold 90
honey-2Gl3
9overnmentE- Steady.
o. =. Bonds GA cent a0'e 1881. ....I04sI
n =. ''''- ..s.s.ss lUta
NOW .-....INo
COMMERCIAL
Wheat-Steady and frm; No red 16E Oct; /
II Nov; 18% Dec.
Corn--shade better; quiet; mixed western 55a
J66 cash; 540571s futures.
Oats-Steady; western 37M144
Pork-Stronger: Is 00615 80 cash
Lard-Weak; 20.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
NEW YORE.
NEW JERSEY.

New YoRK. Oct. 3o.-Steamer Masel
brings 1000 in French gold.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
Io-Dav's Dispatches.
FOREIGN NEWS.

FRANCE.
PARIS. Oct. 30.-Banks and bankers
Interested 10 the Panama canal have
appointed their executive committee.
EGYPT.
ALEXANDRIA, Oct. 30.-The Journal
publishes communication totally denying
that the traffic in London has increased
since the departure of Gen. Gordon.
TURKEY.
CoNsTANTINoPLE. Oct. 80, The Sultan
stated in the recent conversation he
thought misunderstanding between the
Porte aud England was purely traositery
and hoped friendly relations would soon be
restored.
RUSSIA
ST. PETERSBURG, Oct. 3O.-The an.
preaching trials of Nihilists will be the
most important that yet have taken place.
Among the accused are the alleged authors
of the explosion on the Moscow railway
and at Winter Palace, the supposed de-
signer of the Alexandroski dynamite mine.
and the persons who attended the Nihilist
congress at Lipetsk and Tambof when
the above attempt against the life of the
Gar were resolved upon. Another pris-
oner to be tried is man said to have
given tue Nlnllist committee all his prop
erty. amounting to 10000 roubles, and
who was tried at Odessa in 1879.
ENGLAND.
LONDON, Oct. 30.-A dispatch from
Castle Nuovo says 1000 Montenegrius are
preparing to collect at camp near Anti
vari By Sunday night. and an attack on
Dulcigno is again considered possible. A
dispatch from Vienna states, advices have
been received from Budua that the porte
has begun to build 400 houses near Scu-
tari for the inhabitants of Dulcigno who
may prefer to leave that place after the
ceseion is accomplished.
In the terrible storm on Thursday and
yesterday, fifty vessels were wrecked be-
tween Spiva Point and Fousea. Twelve
vessels are stranded near. Withersea.
The vessels under bare poles drove
through the new pier at Withensea and
carried fifty yards of the structure. At
Horrsia brig fouled with the new pier
and damaged it the extent of $4,000.
There has been a large number of ship
recks attended with great loss of life on
various parts of the coast,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
"And the Leaves were for the Healing
of tha Nation.

This fully exempiifed in the demon
stratlon that go common pasture weed
as stnart-weed. or water-peper, possesses
medical properties which when combin ed
with essence of Jamaica Ginger and other
ethcacious vegetable extracts, as in DR..
Pieree's Compound Extract of Smart
Weed. 1t constitutes most potent
remedy for bowel affections as diarrbea, 4,
dysentery, fux. etc. 1t is also an efhca-
cious medicine for colds. and to break up
fevers and iflamnstory attacks, and for
the allev;ation Of pain. Every family
should keep a supply of 1t SO cents by
druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
ILLINOIS STARCH Comply
OTTAWA, ..-..........ILLINOiS
Manufacturers Of the Celebrated
PEERLESS
GT,0SN STARCH

The Peerless Close Starch Is far superior 10 all
other Starches for family use in dressing Linens,
Laces aud all fine fabrics. IL produces beautiful
soft, slken gloss, more lasting aud preferable To
the ordinary Starchee.
See what Prof. Charles A. Seeiey, P.L.D., OF 81
Park Row. New York, says:
II find the samples received from you OF your
Peerless Gloss Starch TO be Of the very finest qual
ity, and TO De OF purity as nearly absolute ae is
practically obtained by our most approved process
es Of manufacture. This opinion Is baeed upon
examination by means of chemical tests and the
use OF the microscope In various samples Onclud-
ing yours) OF well known brands of Starch"
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Hogs-Receipts 1.100; steady: Workers and Bal
timores 5OG14 6e: mixed packing 40lc4 so; butch
ers to fancy 5094 65
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
ST. LoufS Market.

ST. LOUIS, Oct 80
Flour-Steady and unchanged.
Wheat-opened lower and closed higher; firm
No red 00G1 o0R cash / 00ssG11 coz Nov;
O3A@1 041s Dec; No 3, 93995ss; No 4, SS.
Corn-Opened lower and advanced; 3SA G301s
Nov; S9ss 139as Dec 39Ss0s9S Jan; ~ May.
Oats 30.
Rye-S3..
Barley soc.
Pork-16 co.
Lsrd-S so
Whisky 10.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
BUSINESS cAR1s.
I'D SWEENEY. WIN. JACKSON. CHAs. L. WALKER.
SWEENEY, JACKSON & WALKER
MI M. CORBETT,

A ATTORNEYS AND CoUNsELLORs AT Law
n Oflce-Bengston's Block, RocEIsland, ILL
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30
EdiIwarkee Market.

MILwA AUEEE. Oct. so
Wheat-MGlc higher; hard l 0S1S; No .. l OH
cash; 01h Nov; 0I2s Dec; No 3. 92h.
COrn-39A.
Oats-31.
Rye-S0.
Barley-75.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

ATTORNEY AT Law, SOLICITOR IN CHAM
n Gerry and Notary Public, Abstracts, LoGns ana
Collects. Office and Avenue, 3rd ooor east OF
Bengston's Drug Store. Rock Island, IllF
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

FRANCE.
PARIS. Oct. 30.-Banks and bankers
interested in the Panama canal have
appointed their executive committee.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

CoNsTANTINoPLE, Oct. 80, The Sultan
stated in the recent conversation he
thought misunderstanding between the
Porte and England was purely traositery
and hoped friendly relations would soon be
restored.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-10-30

ALEXANDRIA, Oct. 30,-The Journal
publishes communication totally denying
that the traffic in London has increased
since the departure of Gen. Gordon.
TURxrY
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-04-15
Pneumatic Motors for Street Railroads.


3 For two years q company in New York
has been struggling to have a system of
pneumatic motors adapted to street
railroads. For various reasons success
has not attended their efforts. Thei idea
was to place strong tanks under the seats
of the cars, which are charged with air
compressed to about four hundred and
fifty pounds to the square inch. This
is the motive power which is applied to
machinery under the car, which thus
propels it, as if it was locomotive.
The plan of using air instead of steam
for motive power is very old, and num-
bers of trials have been made in various
countries, but hitherto it has never
proved successful. In the present in
stance two Scotch engineers, Messrs.
Hardie and James, have brought the
system to great perfection, and one of
these cars, loaded with passengers, ran
from the Harlem River to Twenty-third
street, New York, and back, with the
single charge of compressed air with
which the car started. This was a dis
tance of ten miles. Such feat with
compressed air has never been accom-.
plished before, and shows the perfect
success of Messrs. Hardie and James
system, but its adaptation appears to be
as far off as ever. This has been due tc
various causes, one of the principal onei
being a want of unity of action be
tween these Scotch engineers and the
late President of the eomrany, who is {
clerk in Clafin's dry goods store. This
and the usual difficulties incident t.
new enterprises requiring public sup
| port for success, has SO far been fatal t.
the establishment of pneumatic motor
in the streets of New York City.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-04-15
l How to Cook q Husband.

The first thing to be done is to catch
him. Many good husband is spoiled
in the cooking. Some women keep
them constantly in warm water, whilst
others freeze them with conjugal cold
ness; some smother them with conten-
tion, and others keep them in pickle all
their lives. These women serve them
with tougue-sauce. Now, it is not to be
supposed that husbands will be tender
and good if treated this way, but they
are on the contrary, very delicious,
when managed as follows: "Get a
large jar. called the jar of carefulness-
which all good housewives have on hand
place your husband in it, and place
him near the fire of conjugal love; let
the fire be pretty hot, especially let it be
clear; above all let the heat be con.
stant; cover him over with affection
garnish him over with the spice OF
pleasantly, and if you add kisses and
other confections, let them bo accom-.
panied with a sufficient portion of Sc
crecy, mixed with moderation" rsa