Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1880-09-03
Condensed Collections.

Colorado has many men = many
mines
! factory in Erie makes 800 mouse
traps daily,
Leadyillc is 10000 feet above tin lev
& Of the sea
L me, said the oyster; my holi-
day i nearly over.
Proctor. the astronomer, i occurring
in Melbourne.
Governor Cullom is campaiguin
down in Egypt.
\ young lady resembles ammunition
because the powder is needed before
the ball.
Ex-Governor Horato Seymour has
arrived III Saratoga He appears to be
iii the best Of health.
The Pope is weak and depressed. He
madam attack of Vertigo after Fridays
Consistory.
sanford Il. Clifford and +. T. Church,
two wcll-known New York artists are
sick with malaria.
Mr.. Walter Blaine, son of the
"plumcd knight" is making speeches
in Maine,
It's poor rule that wont work both
WAYS. Hartford has a cow that is afraid
of women.
1t generally takes two to make Il
quarrel. bun Very often one mothcr-in-
law is sufficient.
CARLYLE and Ruskin are to have
statues. The crNnllicst people III the
world can stand that sort of thing.
The wife of Postmaster General Key
is large and matronly looking, and re-
ioices in family of ten children,
Rev. CYRUS Hamlin, ID. H.. Ill. D.,
has accepted the presldcncyof Middle
bury College, Vermont.
Japanese nurses are NIL the rage in
fashionable circles nj the east and they
are SAID to give entire satisfaction.
\ man out west WAS offered plate
of maearoni soup, but declined il, de-
claring that they couldn't play oil any
billed pipc-stcmS on him.
The Chinese are the best ciga,-
makers in the world, because they can
use onc-third oakum where white
man can't use amy.
Bismarck will not patronize the seat
side resorts of England, because he is
afraid ofreporters and turf-hunters.
General sherman desires To retain
Schoticld IN command ut West Point
and apparently he will not be removed,
TIE dangerous illness of the wife of
Senator Jones, of Florida, has alarmed
her friends and called her husband
home.
4 single cucumber engraved upon 4
chid's tomb is oftentimcS more inn
pressivc than ten lines Of obituary
poetry,
Our friend Jones frequently tells Of
idea, fitting through his mind, Ideas
find nothing in ,Iones's mind to obstruct
their fits.
Hon. Franklin Il. Gowen, president
and receiver Of the Philadelphia and
Reading roads. is i'll ut Saratoga. from
oyerWork
Adclainc Nelson frequently COM
planned of pain ut the heart after
playing Juliet. She was the victim of
II generous malady.
BY the recent death Of Mrs. Helen
A. Brown, of Erie, Pa, $4,000 is left to
charitable institutions in the city.
The "hand' at some of the watering
place hotels consists of II man who
plays the piano whenever tho crowd is
green enough to stand it.
\ woman near Cairo dressed upa ms n
man to see how much bluff her old hus-
t,,ly an OF
got forty-six bird shot in various parts
of her body.
A Deadwood mob chased man
three miles into the Indian country be-
cause he said baseball and not poker
was the national game.
After all the other varieties Of fish
were created Nature had two quarts Of
bones left, and III order to make use
Of them She built the shad and told him
to % It.
4 Deadwood miner played base ball
with II can Of nitro-glvcerine just TO
show his companions that he wasn't
afraid Of the stuff The only trace Of
him was hole in the ground.
The Marqui, If Lono has visited
Nova scotia, and warmed the cold
Acadians into manifestations Of delight
and enthusiasm ~ talking Evan
geline" 70 them
The London Truth thinks the ladies
should stand on both feet 1T once. and
not shift from one to the other He
says that not one woman III fifty can
stand At ease.
People arc reluctantly coming home
from the watering places We who
have stayed home all,ummerar are saved
that trouble
Iti, said that Nh. Lorillard # New
York. has purchased his tive Year, ex-
perienee on the English turf Al cost
vi about 100000.
Tie death If James Allan. q the
Allan Linz. brother of Sir Hugh and
Andrew Alien. # Montreal ], an
nounced from Glasgow
Bob Ingersol still sticks 70 his phrase:
Treat woman Ike 4 splendid flower
But does shc want to 10 sprinkled with
hellebore to keep of the t'lg,
Ex-Governor Coburn Of Maine, i -
wears old and looks after his financial
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