The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1880-04-21

And he stands WITH ha hat IN his fiet
while s9e loyinsly nge nt h reside ,lea him
How huay the thoushts Of he future
You bet you hR thoughts he don't speak
He Ia wondetiaR how they can manage
Modern Argo.
The burglar alarm Ia great invention. 1t
always warns tho burglar In season for him TO
get out Of the way before anybody can shoot.
Master addressing his claeal silence
This Ia not to be put up with. Directly be-
gin to talk, " foolish fellow begins to chat
ter"
No Chicago man would dare to refer to n
plhce Of religious worship IA 1898 house.
They PAY Sermon foundry" In that city
IBoeton Poet.
An exchange remarks that when colorado
man can buck n faro game and win three
times out Of five he is considered smart
enough to 80 TO Congress-
A seventy five cont dog or n two-dollar
monkey owned by an actress Ia warranted to
secure her $25 worth of free advertising per
week-lNorristown pa Herald.
"How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this
bank" as the burglar remarked to his pal
while they gsgnd at the institution they in
tended TO rob the first dark night.
A Ridgetield man has invented a chair
which can be adjusted to 5000 different posi-
tions. IL ia designed for boy to cit in when
having his hair cut. Danbury News.
"You want a logging that's what you
want" said a parent TO an unruy aon IL
know 1t, dad but I'll try and get along with
out II, }" returned independent hopeful.
"Oh mister" said an old lady after hicy-
Gle had passed her, ''just now coed wagon
wheel runnin away with man. You kin be-
lieve II or not wouldn't If | hadn't seed 1t
myself"
dimensions, wandered around for while on
the first day OF April with placard across
his back Inscribed: evidenced at the expense
OF the corporation"
little boy, watching the burning of the
school-huuse until the novelty OF that thing
had ceased. started down the street, saying
''Im glad the old things burned down: /
didn't have my iogfry lesson, no how"
Not long ago, in the Court of Appeals, an
Irish lawyer, while arguing with earnestness
OF his cause, stated point which the court
ruled out well" says the attorney, IF 1t
place the court, II | am wrong In this. have
another point that is equally conclusive"
MY friends" said the political speaker,
with burst OF ingenious eloquence, II will
be honest -" There were large number
OF his neighbors present, and the terrific
outburst OF applause which followed this re-
mark entirely upset the point which the ora
tor was about to Introduce Rockland Oour-
Ter.
1.-THE shadows murmur while the deeps are
DUMB has been observed by many persons In
make fellow laxative: seven make him
yell but seventeen are beyond his depth, and
he is as dumb rs an oyster, not even noddinR
TO an invitation to take another-T Binghamp
ton Republican.
After a telegraph pole had fallen on Sa-
vannah Negroes head, he threw up his hands
and shouted: Don't hit me again wild yer
club, Mr.. Policeman. IL wasn't me that stole
der chickens 1t was Deacon Henry" Then
he looked, saw what hit him, and walked off.
saying: "Golly, Use in luck dis mornin'.
spected dat de policeman had me shuah dat
time"
They say that Lorne and Louise have lit
tie spats once In a while and that after the
thing has gone far enough she closes the ar
Gument by saving: I'm Guelph, and don't
you forget itp' Lorne then goes out, blows
up the Lord Chancellor of the Wood Pile be-
cause there are no kindlings ready for USE
and In other ways shows that there are few
him. - '0 '' ~' 'A'- ''DN
The following pleasant thing in the way of
definition occurred In one OF the public
schools OF city In Massachusetts, A men,
Der OF the committee, Captain X, was visit
Ing the school, and, the class having read
from Webster's address at Plymouth, the
One boy said. "A statesman" another, IAN
orator" "But what Is a statesman" asked
the captain. "A man who goes around maxi
ing speeches, answered a boy. THAT is not
around sometimes making speeches, but |
am not a statesman" A bright little fellow
spoke up, Il know. 1t is man who goes
around making good speeches.
Mr.. Patrick Sullivan, a very respectable
citizen, living just beyond Thompsons creek,
In West Feliciana, was married to Miss
Barnett In February, 1879. and separated
from her during January of the present year
On the thirteenth instant he came over to this
parish from West Felciana, and went to see
his wife, who was stopping with friends on
the old Cleveland place, some five miles south
OF this town. This was the first time the
couple had met since their separation. Mr.
sullivan importuned his wife to return to
MIN. Mrs. Sullivan told him it was no use
as they could not live together without quar-
Teiing, consequently she desired their separa-
ton should be final. Late In the evening,
wnlle on the gallery, Sullivan again en-
with him, and said: Now or never" Mrs.
5. replied: Never" Sullivan then drew
pistol and shot himself In the forehead. He
never spoke after pulling the fatal trigger.
put almost instantly EXPIRED East FeIici-
ana Embellishments.
Nicholas Weigle, German temporarIlv
residing at Mr.. W. ". Drehr's seven miles
southeast OF this town. was found dead In the
woods on Monday evening last. From the
testimony given before the inquest held over
the body by Coroner John B. Taylor. Jr., If
on Sunday. On Sunday night he disappeared
from Mr.. Drehr's, and was not seen or heard
from until Monday evening. About shutdown
Monday evening Mr. Drehr fancied he heard
strange noise in the woods opposite his
house, and going out to see, found Weigle In
bis reside nee, and writhing In eonyulsions.