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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

NJ EVEN sTaBIS
Mt lO CE.Y'T,S E.sCEE.
The lunches contain from to 2 yards.
warranted perfect and of the very
best goods made, each piece contain
ing the full number of yards marked
on the wrapper, the price being much
less than regular goods by the yard, as
will readily be seen when the goods
are examined. The remnants are
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07
keldaII'S SPAWN Cure

Is sure In its effects mild in It's action as it does
not Blister and yet il is penetrating and powerful
TO reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
bong growth or any other enlargement if used for
sprains. swcliugs, any lameness and all enlarge
ments Of the JOINTS limbs, or rheumatism in
man and FOR any purpose for which Eminent il
rsed for MAN or BEAST. 1t is now known to be
the best HaiTent for man ever used, acting mild
and yet certain in effects II Is used full siren 9Th
with uerfect safety at all Or the year. It
Is now known to be excellent for saddle gals and
flesh wounds as il removes the soreness at once
and assists in healing rapidly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Hundreds of clergymen. doctors and
others have used 'Kendall's SPAWN
Cure with the best of success. Read
Adv't.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Harry Sawyer has returned from
Minnesota. having spent the summer
working 1T his trade in the town Of
Angus and vicinity.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

An exten stock of clothing Of all
grades, styl, prices, at r. \. Jen-
son 5.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

The grist mill near Maiden Rock be-
longing to Mrs. Margaret Lyle, was
totally destroyed by fire last Sunday
night. Insurance So, 600.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Theodore II as is putting up a
small dwellin +. the west side.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Examine those Imported Laces. at
Bradshaw's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Thos. Cleary has gone to Angus,
Mimi, with his well digging apparatus
- seek for water in the bowels of
ihat vast prairie.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

The label on yO1lr paper should Shol0
the date 10 Sehich you hare paid. II
me date is not changed tchea payment
is made, or If 1t IS not correct, please
notify as al once.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07
Ripsr falls gonrnal.

Entered at tie Post Office IN Rirer
Falls as sec0nd-ctaSs matter.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

RIVER FALLS WIS, OCT, 8, 1880.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

John Clough has moved into his new
house east of Joseph Nichols. VIM.
Cheever occupies the house just vaca-
ted by Mr.. Clough.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Dodge have set
tled down to housekeeping i'll the
dwelling just vacated by 5. D. Dodge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1880-10-07

Past Grand Worthy Chief, Phil Al
len. is announced to lecture i'll River
Falls on the evening of the 18th inst.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
Tle 9ai1g Arsns.
ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS
Concluded from second page. J


Concluded from second page.)
little flag-station. The conductors don't
get along very well with the passengers
either. Poor road; they have no fire; and
without fire you can't run very we'll No,
| don't go on that road"
ell, then, | presume you are Press
byterian?"
What! that narrow guage road? No,
sir Still I'll admit il is very good road,
very straight line. That company would
rather cut through the biggest mountain
than to curve one inch out of their wav.
But what especially like about that road
is that there is such splendid discipline,
strict rules. You have to show your tick
cts there before you get seat. But the
seats are small-room for only one. Yet,
it's good road; but very few accidents
there, never run off the track"
III All, well, see now; you are spirit
ualist, have no faith in any established
church; an advocate of free thought, or
something of that kind; perhaps an inf
del?'
We'll, not if / know myself! L have no
use for that company. | know something
about their road-it's built on asandbank.
Ihey have no time tables, no conductors;
trains running in all directions without
system or order. They have a thousand
branch roads, and trains running back
wards and forwards without aiming at
connections. No stations; no headquar
ters; and what miserable coaches, nothing
but smoking cars. The company offered
me free pass over that road, but |
wouldn't have it. Where does this road
lead tor l asked one of their brakmen.
III be hanged if | know, was the answer.
w no Is your superintendent !? I asked
We have no superintendent. From
whom do you get your orders?' Orders
We get DO orders; we run our trains to
suit ourselves, was the indignant answer.
That's a bad road.
Well, then, you are Methodist, [
guess"
Il like the road; fne road, good com
pany, Tralns running on time, and i'm
mense traffic; every coach full. When the
conductor cries out. "all aboard" every
passenger is In his seat in a minute, und
train running with full head of steam, to
the next station. Nice coaches; lamps
clean and bright. and a splendid head
light. The cars are kept warmer on this
road than most others, and there's no
dead heading, no passes issued; yes,
this is a good road, but am running on
''Oh, yes, l see-Baptist-Yo are a
Baptist, are you not?'
No, not exactly, but isn't it a beautiful
road, though. regular Lake Shore line.
True, it's a narrow guage, but then it's
trunk line, and they have a splendid water
reservoir at every station; their locomo-
tives draw more water than others. but
the supply is abundant and -"
Zionvllle!' Fifteen minutes for
refreshments and change of cars.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
Facts that We Know.

If you are suffering with a severe
cough. cold, asthma bronchitis, con-
sumption, loss of voice, tickling in the
throat, or any affection of the throat.
or lungs. zoe knoaC that DR.. Kings New
Discovery will give you immediate
relief, We know Of hundreds of cases
it has completely cured, and that
where all other medicines had failed.
No other remedy can show one~half
as many permanent cures, Now to give
satisfactory proof that IIr Kings New
Discovery a1iU cure YOU OF Asthma.
Bronchitis. Hay Fever. Consumption.
severe Coughs and Colds, Hoarseness,
or any Throat or Lung Disease, If you
will call at G. Speiders Drug store you
can get a trial bottle free oil cost. or a
regular size bottle for $l.00.
THE ARGUS JOB PRINTING Rooms
turn out Cards, Circulars, Note Heads
Bill Heads, Law Briefs, and all Other
kinds of Printing, in the highest style OF
the art, aud on the most reasonable terms.
And THE ARGUS Book BINDERY is doing
all kinds of work in that line, neat, quick
and cheap, The friends of the paper and
the public generally are invited to give our
work a trial, dwt.
Printing and binding executed neat
ql,ict an4 chez st THE ARaT1SN DrI~'
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
COLLINS
voLTAIc ELECTRIC
PLASTERS
Electricity for the Million. An Electric
Battery for Twenty-Five Gents.

This wonderful curative agent instantly annihi-
lates Pain when all other remedies fall II gives
new life to weak and painful Muscles and organs
1t restores the circulation of the nerve forces when
dormant or inactive as in partial Paralysis 1t
destroys all tendency to Inflammation by drawing
from the system moroid unwholesome matter.
Worn over the pit of tho Stomach IT neutral1zes
Blood Poisons, prevents Ague and liver Palms.
Inflammation of the Liver and Kidneys, Bilious
Collie, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Cramps and Pains
For Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica Shooting
Pains, Palpitation of the Heart, Sore Weak
Lungs, Weak Stomach and Bowels. Weak and
Painful Back, Female Weakness, Lack Of Strength
and Activity these Plasters surpass every other
known curative aren't
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27


rheumatism, Neuralgia, Malaria.
''Sapanule." the wonderful GLYCERTNE LOTION
ls a positive cure; it has never failed.
"Sapanule' has no equal for Chronic Lameness.
Lame Back. Lumbago, Sprains. Piles, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Bunionr, and all diseases OF the
Skin, Erysi9elas, Salt Rheum, Eczema, Humors of
the Scalp, &c; Diphtheria, Sore Throat. Pneumo-
MA and all infiammatory diseases. Ladies who
suffer from local dlicu tiles find immediate relief
and permanent cure by using Sapanule" Used
in sponge foot bath removes all soreness of bod
limbs and feet. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Sold by all Druggists. Price, soc, and
81 per bottle.
Send for illuminated circular and cards
SAMUEL GERRY & COMPANY,
Proprietors 237 Broadway, New York.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
PERFECT EYESIGHT.

Defective Eyesight, Sore, Weak, Watery, and
Infamed Eyes are caused by Catarrh. The RADI-
CAL CURE cures the most alarming Affections of
the Eye by arresting The further progress of Ca
tarrh. No remedy in medicine can compare with it.
Price, with Improved Inhaler, Treatise, and Dr.
rections, 81. Sold by all druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27

TOLL GATE No. 2RHs1aHutiful coored d Picture
find Send stamp oE package Dr.E.CABBEY BuHalo,s.Y.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27


Its main line runs from Chicago to Council
Bluffs passing through Joliet, Ottawa, La Sale.
GeneseO. Moline, Rock Island. Davenport West
Liberty, Iowa City. Marengo, Brooklyn, GrinneII,
tic, and Avoca with branches from Bureau
Junction TO Peoria; Wilton Junction 10 Mssca-
tine Washington, Fairfield, Eldon, Belknap.
CentreviIIe, Princeton. Trenton. GaIlatin. Came
Washington to Sigourney, Oskaloosa- and Knox
vile; keokuk to Pennington, Bonaparte Ben
tonspoTt. Independent, Eldon, Ottumwa, Eddy
vile, OskaiOoSa- Peila, Monroe. and Des MOines ;
Newton to Monroe: Des Moines TO Indianola and
WiDterset; Atlantic to Lewis and Audubon and
Avoca to Harlan This is positively the only
Railroad, which owns, and operates a through
line from Chicago into the State of Kansas.
Through Express Passenger Trains, with Pull
man Palace Cars attached, are run each way daily
between CHICAGO and PEORIA. KANSAS CITY,
SON. Through cars arealso run between Milwau-
kee and Kansas City, via the Milwaukee and
Rock Island Short Line"
The Great Rock island" is magnifcently
equipped Its road bed is simply perfect, and its
track is laid with steel rails
What will please you most will be the pleasure
Of enjoying your meals, while passing over the
beautiful prairies of Illinois and Iowa in one of
Through Express Trains You get an entire
meal, as good as is served in any hrst-class hotel
for seventy-tve cents.
Approaching the fact that majority of the
purposes land the immense passenger business
of this line warranting it,. we are pleased TO an
nounce that this Company runs Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars for sleeping purposes, and Palace
PULLMAN PALACE CARS III
COUNCIL RLUFFS. KANSAS CITY,
Tickets via this Line, known the
all Ticket Agents In the United states
For Information not Obtainable at 70
a. KIM LII.
Genl Superintendent
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
CON SUMPTION

Combined with PHOSPHO-NUTRIT
a scientific presentation OF soluble wheat phos-
pilates exactly they exist naturally in the grain,
and needed for perfect health in she Human
System.
Fact God Liver on is conceded to be the Con-
eumptve's most valuable assistant.
Fact MANY patients cannot bear the ordinary
Cod Liver Oil account of sensitiveness of the
stomach.
Fact 3-Phllips' Cod L yer Oil Is the purest
bland Norwegian variety, and is selected For lis
unusual medicinal efficacy.
Fact4.-Phillips' Oil and Phospho-Nutritine com
bned is really palatable and is rcisDed and easily
retained by the most delicate.
Fact 5.-This combination witt PhosDho-Nut
zine imparis to the Coz Liver OIL curative and re
storative property and power which seem mystic
nous, but which are in re~lity purely scientific.
These Five Facts suggest the reasons why Phil
fps Palatable Cod Liver Oil Com bined with Phos-
phO-Nutritine effects such invariably happy re-
suits in Consumption, EmaciatiOn, astlng, Scrnf-
ula, Ricketts,, and WenknesSes and Diseases OF the
Lungs; also, for Nursing Mothcrs
Free from any nRuseous taste smell, miscfble
in water, perfectly assimilable, and containin g
remedial properties never before attained i'll med
icine this preparation is submitted with confidence
to patients and DLysicis"s Prize 81 per bottle; 6
hotties for IS
Physicians invited t1 send TO- explanatory
circular TO c. H Phillips, Manufacturing Chemist,
Plat Street, New York.
For sale by al Dru .giets.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27

pies On the face lost positively be eu'
attention, call wire
home patients book or the 80
ybich eIsv diseases shohsl
not cents pay postage UT Janlea mas ny 70 N tr7
nsro-s Won see no Doctor. Nfhce hours va m
n M. sunday 10 10 IL. ia co years OF age.
SrAMHERrSE AND SUFFERING CUEED
oE ES PAX
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
PRICE rs CENTS.

Do not be satisfied unless you obtain COLLINS
VoLTAIc ELECTRIC PLAsTERs, union of that sub
tile agent, Electricity. with Healing Gums and
Balsams. Sold by all druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R.


w - ILL.,
Dining Cars for eating purposes only. one oIneT
great feature of our Palace Cars Is a SMOklNNT
SALOON where you can enjoy your - Havana"
at all hours of the day.
and Missouri rivers at all points crossed by this
line, and transfers are avoided at Council Bluns,
Kansas City LeavenwOrth, and Atchison, con-
nections being made in Union Depots. -
THIS GREAT THROUGH LINE ARE AS
FOLLOWS:
Al CHICAGO, with all diverging lines for the
At ENGLEwooD. with the L. s. an s., and p,
At WAsHINGToN HEIGHTS, with p, c. & st.
l.. r. r.
At LA SALE, with Ill. Cent. X. r.
At PEORIA, with =. Z. a. j.; =. ID. g. E.; I. B. &
w. Ill Mid; and Il. j. q w. Rds.
At ROCK ISLAND, with Milwaukee & Rock
AZ DAVENPORT, with the Davenport Division
At WEST LIBERTY, with the b.. CR& MR..
At GRINNELL, with Central Iowa X. X.
At DIES MONIES with ID nj x - d. RI r.
At COUNCIL BLUFFS. with Union Pacific r. X.
At OMAHA, with b. a. Mo. Il. X: X. in kebl
AT OTTUMwA, with Central Iowa II. Il. W.,
AT KEoKUK, with Tol.. Peo. 8 War; wab., ST.
Louis Pac. and 81. l., Keo. a NV. x. Rds.
At ATCHIsON, with Atch-, Topeka x Santa Fe;
Atch. q Neb and Cen. Br. u. i. r. Rds
AT LEAvENwoRTH, with Kan. Pac., and Kan.
AtKAEsAs CITY, with all lines for the West
and Southwest.
a through to PEORIA, DIES MONIES,
TCHIsON, and LEAVENWORTH
Great Rock Island Route" are sold by
ar home ticket ONCE, address,
T.. ST. JOHN.
Gen1 Tkt. and Pass'gr Agt.,
Chicago Ill
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
JOHN A. DODGE & co.
BANKERS & STOCK BROKERS',

IL Wall Street. Aew York.
Stocks bought and sold on New York Stock Ex-I
change, on to per cent. margin Stock Pr1vl-
leges secured responsible parties at favorable
rates Full information on all matters relating to
Stock speculation furnished on application. Weekly
Report of movements in the Stock market sent Free
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
Middle-Aged Men.

There are many OF tn age of thirty or forty years
who are troubled with teo frequent excavations OF
the bladder, ofIen accompanied by slight smart
ing or burning sensation, and weakening the sys,
TEN in a manner that the patient cannot account
for; on examining the urinary deposits, ropy
sediment will often be found, and sometimes small
particles of albumen will appear, or the color Will
dark and torpid appearance. There are many men
who die OF this difficulty, ignorant of the cause,
which is the second stage of seminal weakness.
Dr. McAffee viii guarantee q perfect cure in all
such cases and healthy restoration OF the gento-
urinary organs.
OFFICE H0URS-s to i, 2 to 6, 7toS.
All letters promptly answered. and correspond
ence confidential. Address Lock Box $50, Daven-
port, Iowa.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
PERFECT HEARING,

Lucrative Catarrh extends to the Organs of
Hearing, and unless checked destroys them. By
arresting and Removing the cause OF Catarrhal
Deafness, the RADICAL CURE succeeds when all
direct applications TO Ike Ear fail.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
MEDICAL.
SANFORD,S
RADICAL CURE
- For ~
@ CATARRH r.

Instantly relieves and permanently cures Sneezing
or Head Colds, thick, yellow and foul mattery ac-
cumulations in the Nasal Passages rottlDg and
of losthsome matter tinged with blood, and ulcer
atfons often extending TO the Eye, Ear Throat and
Lungs Also HAY Fever, Nervous Headache Dir
zinesa CInnded Memory. and LOSE of Nerve Power.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27

Printing and binding executed neat
qr1ick an,l chean ST Tue ARaTrSHrrI~"
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27

2OAWaSG.ngICn St,
Cor. nAis:I, CHICAGO.
Cha tered by the Ftntc o
I.iin. Is tor the e cypress ~: rl'ose
OF giving inIHiediate RELIEF IN
A;lcases Of private chronic and
urinary diseases in all their
COMPLICATED forms. IL Is well
kffa~ y Dr- James has -i''od At
the head Of tie profession Ter
the past thirty years, Age
and experience are all m l'''f-
taut. Seminal Weakness,
night losses by dreams, PM
- - -,r,,..I 7 ahiaq
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
JUDGE NOT
past experience with travelling quaeks, but Coz
suit the located Physician, the cele-
hrated Snecialist.


ermanently located ct 317 Perry Street, DAvEN
ORT, IOWA, where he has been for eight years.
The Doctor has practiced medicine twenty years.
and is q regular graduate of British and American
Institutions. His treatment is inyaria bic attended
with well established success. Persons coming
under treatment may rest assured of recovering
every benefit guaranteed by science, skill ana
comprehensive experience.
FEMALE COMPLAINTS. this department
OF medicine the Doctor is prepared TO treat IN the
most scientific manner. He earnestly solic1s the
attention of the afflicted to this notice. feeling per
fectly confident that his medicines give the most
speedy relief. Then do not delay, as complaint
which is curabl5 to-day may become incuraole In
short time.
Young Men
Who are suffering from this effects of youthful fol-
lies or indiecretions. should avail themselves OF
this the greatest boon laid at the alter of sur
fering humanity. pr. McAfee will guarantee TO
Orfeit One Hundred Dollars for every case of semi
nal weakness or private disease of any kind or
character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
CLEAR HEAD.

A single dose clears the Nasal Passages when
filed with foul mucus Accommodations, rendering
the breathing easy, the head clear and open and
every sense in a grateful and soothed condition
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-01-27
SWEET BREATH.

In the ulcerous or rotting forms OF Catarrh 1t
rapidly removes loathsome-smelling corruption.
cleanses deodorizes and heals the decaying parts,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

Diner carbohydrates J
really think this fish is not very
fresh" Waiter --"Yessir, can +
answer for that, sir. I've honly
been ere week, sir. London
Punch,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

An old lady in New Scotland,
hearing some body say the mails
we're irregular, said: lit was SO
in my young days-no trusting any
of en-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06
North h-Western Grand Trunk
R. R.
Formerly Chicago & Lake Huron
Condensed Tinrc-Tabie'

Accommodation trains leave Lapcer, east, l'oo
D. m. lilo u. m. west, 300 y. m, il'l' p ~ ;
FLINT, rast. 100 a U., $3.50 II. m.i vest $40 T.
M, leo p IN. .,.,.t ,,,.,., o.,
fro,, Tousin.r to BuUplluu trains passing illnt
at ~ y. m, and Larocr at 500 p' m
CHAs. Il. PECK, II. FUNNEL, w. p, DAVIS
Genl Manager, Sup'' h-u'' ih''"s''
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

=, M N ufTsII "a 1Is'p ''''''' II. y. LEDYARp,
DIV. supt.. Bay City. Gonl Man. Detroit
=. e. BROWN, Asst Gcu'l supt'' Jackson
HENRY c. WENTWORTH, -.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

Even deacon wont say grace
when he steps into railway cat
ing house. lie knows that 1t
would bc asking too much TO re-
quest that he be made thankful Tor
anything he will get thcre.-Bos-
ton Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

The man who sighs, How soon
we are forgotten has only to
leave hotel without paying his
bill to find how sadly mistaken he
is.-Hotel Clerk.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

"You can't play that upon me,"
said the piano to the amateur who
broke down on difficult piece OF
music.-New York News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

bus.n"s7 Cards, one ycar, one dollar for eveIy
line
Local Notices, ten cents per line each insertion
and all notices continued Tor three months or
longer, % discount Of 2j per cent
Advertisements unaccompanied by written .r
verbal directions will bee published three month, ,
Advcrtgmonts, under contract, ordered out be
fore vpiration Of timc will be charged fun rates
NOpapcr discontinued until all arrearages are
paid except az the option Of tho publisher.
Transient advertisements must b. paid IN al b
vance.
~ Terms. CASH, payable quarterly
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

amt tolerated in any decent sa-
loon; that's why you are are al
ways prowling about here.
A woman who kept Il boarding
house in Ottawa, Canada, has re-
Gently attempted to commit sui
eide. In the States it is generally
the boardcrs who feel like putting
an end to their existence.-Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

American wines ought to be
very cheap this year. The apple
crop never was larger.-Philadel-
phia Chronicle Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

Flag stations. -,
All tTaius daily cSrcpt SHnday7. ~.
Tight. rxpress in beth directions mas lSn,1,
-i.,,,,ny c,f attached 20 and from Saginaw and
Raw CITY and Detroit O.. ,,,rroN
$. r. GALLAWAN, ~ ~, m'f,aI''-,, - .,
Gcu'l Supt. ,i'h 'H9, NV
~ ". UEAFFORD, Travelling Agent
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

Clear out OF here' Yelled an
exsspersteJ Galveston saloon-keer
er to dead beet, you know you
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

A beggar held out his hand, "a
haven't a cent" said the gentle.
man. 81 did not specify the coin,
responded the mendicant.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

\ young man on Main street
says he is. going to attempt the
feat Of going forty days without
working. He says if his employ
ers do not watch him, he thinks he
can accomplish the task,-Rock-
land Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

What is the difference between Il
fixed star and a meteor! One is a
sun and the other darter.--treo
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-10-06

The Philadelphia Bulletin says
the salary day in circus is the
greatest pay-raid.