The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-06-22
SALT RIVER.
A Voyage Up That Noted
Stream BY . "Ba5oo"
Reporter.
4 Pull Description Of the Vessell
On lis Surface, aud Scenes
AlooG ito Shores.

- = US ADSOSS SI1SsVo VI WV 0OOOeO
On its Surface. aud Scenes
Aloo9 ito shores.
Last evening about seven O'Clock. BA.
100 reporter, vho had just laid away .
couple vi dishes Of Sicher's coolest Ice
cream in his duOien .m " warm aud WAs
sesollinx souihsard On OHIO street,
met csnwosn looking parsonage Tall
viih fsce ;urro sed BY CArr's double shov-
elsd cciiiva'os, round snouldered, ss il
boved By having carried too many disni-
fed sod seixhIy titles. hAme-lexx-d. ~ il
be had b-en made 10 stand alone when .
very yonns child, frnm which improper
ps.csic. his lsys had been sprung and con-
vex ksesd; With regular RIP Van VIM
kIe heard sweeping down and pre@aiurely
veasing the cloth covers % biz vest hut
tons bat still moving With the air end
gait - Of one Of authority. The reporter,
though so uoosually coursseous, enter
pri.ing boy. prudsotly shied srOand The
living, uulsbslled "whss IL it," and his
iosty.ceot ssssv hal was eIsssled BY bis
sisius h.iss 20 that the cnpolAs Of his un-
usually tall ears could NJ longer touch the
caves Of that hat; in TACT. lie was scared,
bat unable to escSpe, be 5r .ced w. Scan.
ming the figure closely he recognized in il
no Other than the i,inessnI old man Time.
The reporter extended his hand, vigsled
pave uith bin and fred % at him the
ssereoiypsd wsd u.ed BY ell reporters, viz.
|-"shais newt"
Time.-A great deal u new, in every
line Of life. business and pleasure.
Kepcstes. ssidenily Dissent from
Solomon. opinion that there's nothing
new under the SUM-
Tt have always eosestained high re-
speci ior Solomsn on divers accounts. Nov
the man who could live With 1000 wivrs N
once and never have divorce OF runaway,
Jesesves respect, and his opinion that
there sas nothing new ga good enough
for his DAY, the world VA neither in
qhisilive OF in hurry then; il didn't wesr
eighteen yaris Of material in one drer~,
ride On the wind OF talk BY lightning,
then. Ii does. nov. am older and
closer obrerver than Solomon, anyhow, ard
| tell you there ere many nee things under
The sun. on top, aud hanging down from
and all around :he son.
R.-Nov eyed pilgrim, ysu are getting
down TO business. Whats new within the
corporate limits Of this city. county and
growing eommoovealsh that would make
good stuf6ng for the BAz0o?
T.-weli, my child, I hsve always been
. 6rm friend Of The BAzOO; there 10 no
Grape hung on the door kaob Of its future,
and the casing thereof IL freshly painted
and vreaihed in evergreen and lsu"el.
Bot IL you want oevs snd will hire ski6,
I will 90 With you up tie noted stream,
Salt River, and show you some sights.
R-(DO6inG hH hat and psviDg up the
sidewalk in doing obeis.ncs 70 the old
mani Pap, you Aas,er me ~ supposinR
have enough nickels or credit to hire .
skiG. Can't you kind Of telescope my
vision 20 ve can stand u the big end Of the
river and see up along ia shores? Lets Be
seooomical.
TIL will eolssgs your vision, land the
reporter ~ 1t Oace Standing BY the eide
Of Time On the deck Of . small steamer,
slo.ly ploushiag it. gay up q VIDE stream.
bearing On il bosom ski6s, yachts, yswls.
steamer, canoes. al ascending. sous With
banners streaming in the breeze and b nds
playing. Others client, msssles-, IDLY float
ing OF being pushed uPwsrd. All going
up! no rssurnins sail. no reversed prov was
seen the smoke from no smoke stack
STRAINED up The river, end the shores were
lined With wrecks. Of all shapes, sizs and
colon, in the widest coofusioo.)
R-whai are those shuodering noises,
sounding like distant cheers Of mighty
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6ns.s trophies along the entire stream.
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and were sent up By the repobliesn party.
Most Of them ere labeled ~. d. Grant"
They are dying Of nov very fast.
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