Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1880-01-06

fore susceptible. He has many good
qualities. If any girl go'Sprouling
around that way, pick him up.
BOB ANDREWS is dark-eyed hand
some gentleman, with ''love of nous.
tache." He is always in the best of
spirits, and would drive dull care away.
Young lady, give Andrews call.
JOHN CLARK is not the "spool cotton"
man. He is engaged in the mercantile
business, and with his ribbons, and
laces, and personal graces, he is the
catch of the season.
WILL TOWBERMAN is long for this |
world, but that should not cause the Ia
dies to be slow in proposing to him. If
will no doubt bend most willingly to
hear the silvery tones of some lisping
maiden. Any lady who is anxious to
get her name in the papers can do so by
giving Towberman call.
GEORGE SHIELDS is brother of
Billy's, and does not fall short of him
in good qualities. Why he was not
taken up on last market day" is mex
plicable.
JOHN SHIELDS wears gorgeous
moustache. He is quite willing to hap.
pity some lady, if one will only ask for
his heart and hand.
SAM WALLACE is healthy, energet-
ic, well-to-do farmer. The lassie who
will look after his wardrobe knows
(which side of her bread is buttered."
Attend to the matter at once, girls, and
make grab for Sam.
DICK HOGsHEAD is rather small
sized "hogshead," but precious parcels
are always put up in small packages,
and this is certainly true of Dick. He
is lively young man, and keeps dry
goods store.
FRANK WALLACE is lineal descen-
dant of (Sir) William Wallace, and so
qualities and is matrimonially inclined.
Some fair maiden shonld grasp him
without delay.
Tom Prison is worthy young man,
and would make model husband. He
has the cage already prepared for the
bird. Will not some sweet nightingale
plume her wings and fly in that direc-
ton.
WALLACE MCCLURE is nice young
man. He has a cool head and warm
heart. He is better than gold, and
would make most devoted lover.
SAM GILKEsoN is young, but not too
young to cast shy glances at the fair
maidens who come in his way. His at
fractions are too numerous to mention.
Call on him, girls, and see for your
selves. You will find him at Broad
head.
CHARLIE LAMBERT is a fine young
fellow, and good looking. too. He has
gentle manners, and winning ways
Some young damsel ought to go and q.
Lambert.
WALLACE MURRAY is a popular young
man, with many attractions. He can
make love in several of the dead Ian
guages, and by all the rules, signs, and
problems in Mathematics. The young
lady who has her love reciprocated from
this source should feel highly honored.
MARSHALL MCCLURE and Will
Sproul are blithe and winning young
men-Seniors, from Hoover's High
School. They have been to the city:
but have not learned any of the "ways
that are dark, and the tricks that are
vain" Young ladies, make a dash for
them. They wear brass buttons and
gilt braid.
WILL CURTIS is an unassuming
young gentleman, and therefore one of
real worth. Some young lady ought to
make move in the direction of Curtis,
and capture him.
Tom BROOKS is a gallant guy, and
should not be allowed to Ego on forever
without some fair female to "glide
down the stream" with him.
WALTER WILSON is so modest and
so retiring that all of his good qualities
are known only to his friends therefore
special mention should be made of him
MILFORD HAwPE is steady in his
habits, and very retiring. Some bold
lassie should jerk him out of his solitude,
and she would be amply repaid for the
effort.
GEORGE ARMENTROUT is watching,
willing, and waiting. He is gushing
young man. Do not keep him in sus-
pense, girls, or you might have one vic
tim less.
JAMES ARGENBRIGHT is a moral
young man, and needs no further recon-
mendations. He is quiet and would lis
ten very attentively to proposal.
JOHN COLLINS is trying to 'steeT
himself against all further attacks
moreover, he rides fast horse, and the
girl who would overtake him will have
, race to run.
JOHN kennedy is Jolly fellow, and
should not be forgotten. Look after
f John, girls, and don't let him escape.
CHARLIE MCCLURE is "heart whole
and fancy Free" He is too young to
have been often wounded by cupid g
darts" but he would, no doubt, listen
most attentiveiy to nice young dam
sci who would make love her theme.
Young ladies, don't forget Bob Lam
bert. He is 'home again." and must be
included in this list. With his hand
some face, he will never be drug on
the market.
SAM STRAIN ia as mild and gentle as
a summer breeze. He has fine vine
yard, and plenty of good wine. He is
all the better for that, and so is his wine.
jewel, jem of the first water, whose
value is above the philosophers stone.
He is a catch; so don't be backward
about attending to him. MENTOR.
WORDS OF WIsDoM.-The smallest
perfect achievement is nobler than the
: greatest failure.
; The veil which covers the face of fu-
turity Is woven by the hand of mercy.
} It is said, with life as with coffee, he
who drinks it pure must not drain it to
the dregs.
If we were all permitted to put our
own valuation on ourselves there would
not be low priced man in the world.
That is true philanthropy that buries
not its gold in DESTINATIONS charity, but
builds its hospital in the human heart.
Every person has two educations-one
: which he receives from Others, and one,
} more important, which he gives him
SELF
Miseries come unBidden and always
stay too long, while joys must be sought
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