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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

bnMON tANE.-%rwo AMI hnlt rnp-
fn'a "t angar, ono rnpiui nrrwcct milk
one ten rnouful nf Gotta atltnd Il, Cn.,,
ouWn'a "i hour, three cggp wen beaten,
tIo grated rnd ana iuloe CT ono lemon ;
two lupypu,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

falN9Eh COOK Rs>-@One ,uN W water.
w0 cups Molasses, one.ha, rup lari,
"ae Tablespoonful eoda, two ot Singrr
a ptnuh of alum, to be dissolved IA The
"a'rf. Flour enough to ron ont SOFT
hMkn uutok, sa.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

lr IL hRr,l to c0uvlnro tho man wht
has Just hrcn hit hrhtnd The car with
anowhal' THAT everything was or, ate,
for tho hust.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

Fne man who gets hls drink mn,
asks I" have 1t "alatcl" ia tho vlratr @
ten CuNta,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

fiarl6"afY's used IN schools and lee.
tnfe~rooms me prepared by closely
NM'ng tn9e,he welt"eeasoncd boarda
plaNcd smooth. and pntNung them with
several rNats W black pAin,, mtxr,,
"slh nnrlN rnlvers2ea Vnmirc e,nno,
~ Rimslnr material. sN Az 60 impart 4
AiAht ron9hnrss t> the rarp, that the
halk employed IN writing may leave
Nst'nst, MARKS om the board, and We,
rub or freely, ''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

n LADY passenger, whose baby had
krt up II d1sInnl and iur"aanut brwlinY
- "" S"'" hiairc'n "i nll IN tn" ear, snIu
hr"'"G"''rhlly To Erntlrnnn ln the
h"kt s"ht: ~ hops ynu Ilkn Chilhrcu,
air - 81 'ln in,Iroh.' wns tho rcpIy
"hu, liko 'rm ru,krd up.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

~ ""NnEE whrrr irar lrhnhul ruu
u" thus rrnntng; u's attrr y u'rlurL
NOW. salu Mira, Snilry ~ shr shaded
hor oyrS with her hand against tho
"N'd"W ranr, "ENur on Srutr u,rrCr-
navy errand OF other hrlipvr. Hr'sn
,rsl good, ehArtlahlr soul. auG It's just
like Ntm,.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

Soc,NrY is tho hardest baked on It's
upper rruat,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

-! AMs$, ~ N"rs received, II Is
ca'loa NNNr curtain because, when il
K'>S'< "NM". ;No lNNyS s,N vul trr n drop
NJ >NnlcIN;N&. \ rnSiNm handed down
rrNm ;he DAYS ot Shakespeare.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

nHUndInr s"nt his Irish porter into
h' k'nrd collar; s""n niirr. hearing
noise. ho went /" tho opening and
ch,'"' out. "rauirk, keep your eyes
ak'nn"''' - "Orh d'v,l an "yr," rnnr-
=" ial. 'hnt TIA my n"sc that's skinl
rntIrrly,"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

NAlo supply mnr" nntrlahmcui nuI
discriminating mnt",ial tn horace tl,nn
ANY n'hct t""N, h"' onia alone are DOT
""nLnriv" I" th" h"a, r"sul,s. Mixed
iU,ul Ia beat
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

VAN NJ AENrnRh, Hnak nnlt mAcNcrcl
over n'sh'. h't"r washing thew care.
t"''N w rlr,Nty " r"ld water lay then,
!" "'trr'ng" "ran, cover With hr, VA
'"r, M" mkr ,ill tonder, araM hrn
rom tue water, AMI eerve hot viii,
butter gravy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

NNrSa man. don't try to cover to,
much territory. Ecmomhrr that II littl,
SNr"N VIII make one pancake more
ra'a'aHie than Il will if spread over Il
N'aCa.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

w ~" &av'a, Near chose boots
N"t. sS;S . *ht*maSa7. "rNen DONE
"aN' 'he"A. vcYIcxi he tu<;Nu,er; DIV
ye" $uVSH,>$s "a"i rN>,:S ~ wear IN th,
house :"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

Fnk t'AE has had his diuIuw.ruvu
r'ra'rh and furnished IN magu,tirrut
"ty lr, but when the old man frois hun.
Rry hr Sn"aks aown the cellar pantry
etnn> h's pockets, aud thrn sktus III
upon tho roof aud cats Il.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

iuE retgnlng prlnts-thc latest
fashion In calico.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

. ne Friction vi a %elt ~ doNble Nh
wood what it IN oM Cart iron. 1t hAs
NaeM @amd in etaetiee that SeNs ,NNat
not be run faster than thirty feet pi>r
1econd, Nor have 4 ter sion OF above $40
pNMMNs Eer sNNAre lMtM Of seetiNn.a ~
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

WV" ''''' VIZ" w. '"""" !" '''o '''"o" S'""'"'
eS gsG SItSg gs,es es'sst% sss 5@s s ssi"" so
ts,""n IS ,,t t I ala w@Hl tloths .oo.; yeIae $50.
g g ,""n ,i 8, s,Iw"%, sailn'fs, iSsG Sslos,i.
,"n ,s ""n tTnsfsG tHt',, mSsis mMsIIe .Sscyyiuss sS
,s."ch nt,,n nUro" M nsssmhefts t2S Vslue 10
a. i"ci, Fo',is,u F"" fSHtt S"yettss q ' y", "s," III
loo rIs, is NJ gsp it,HsS TT,iit,s GvGi 100
it6 ~ -" "''' 'o2''' iissEn''
no L" soo. sSo
CInsrzes nIHo,1AM laws. 90. e.
les. en1 th,rst fih,,a ~ IlUtss U ,,o s,,,
jnva 81 nt ~ s osC o,,,aeS. ~. Un',Goes ann Sulrl
j"rT f. "s Ste,y sWs ,W W"efe ei'eSo
Hest Ametlcnn W GatabS lS c1 GHsmS sn5 rnes Tn 71
yAnn.wISE HnE fSssrm fHs { n"sfS Smislzss. ~ 100
GNE ffrf or s"AtRRss' tRRs"'s7' 'oo'
pfcnch JScDnrtts tnwns ~ mr. cS "Sc'
T;s"s" wSi;s v,"iEs,y v%riEs"dy LawnS; M no:
White Linen 40 Indo. s6c. value, nc.
White Linen 90 fnde, 45 =; value sn.
White cordcd flluc. no; ynuo s6c
scotch shltting Chev,oia, 2:G.; yaile' AZ. si''
Frcnch Printed Shifting &c yaiI,e 1sc
.CtOUTuwICK,.OyN "" KIN nIGvp
whEEANTED IN EVrpJ az pr.:Lgftn oLUfn'
H. rIjEY NIp ~ T T. S~t'
MoHkY HEpiiNnEEnf,' En''
TWO BrTrT0Ns ,,r TTIIt. III JSDED1 in1ro,, ., %
E1GN k,lay sXrl0Ns' TN, g. y; SIX BJIT6Ns tlio
shades "'A -'eo1'n'
% pieces purs SIk ahh Wool p,acy s,t,n r.
Lyon in three 1uaitlea A. s5c. 7sc and sc
spTng wegnt r ana hlw M,,rpn1s hac,k hsht hd
cheap, at o5c., 81. 10 and 81 o.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

::C'ck ana Ih8 CneapeS1 Frees over known 70
E{Gt{ E[Gm hLAcK sfaxs. g g; VA1osn,o
sfGH Ssh " sssSss;: i,ss is;s
:: AK Hm|t!%an s,iSs, j Is aa,"S i Is
sLACE SATIN DE LYoN. tisz: VALC&Nw
SEAcK f:f.HGK :" " ..IIssS ns22ss
H% HE%cx Ts!fy EsRiS sTS'SS sFS%f i & SSvA&oHH
w Iso@s nfcea1s ) six, K w W. Hain5 nw 4s,''
Tf%SIsS f%HG GG9 & 1xi!E 'IXS s'Ss <
aGG,iAL nHEoAiHsi YGG WIZ rgiabj
T6 TtTn1IsTi aELesT rnGM MGM Mo''hD PIECES or SILK
nLAGE ,GA;slnMEEEs ANn ELAGK Goons. .
EVER BEEN OUE pLEA*URE TO OrFEM
$t$$* :! S&s"$ESEs: SS&&ss""$SESxs
HAIR HT$GX e.: e.: &: "" !; Is; e. &
nLHGK % aMGMiE Gt"oriHM. Il ;HHLG ;HHLfGtiw III
Black SIX Warp TnnI+c. H,c. value 81 II
BLACK Crepe GibLh, 81 V,,lun 81 u
nIack rrcnch bunting. toc, /; value 900
k "ck i'"a" MS&"H. M%"e sss i snn y"
l;lnck haInnasn sa'lnrs. aoc. aIic 60c
n'ack All:wo'l InniIn9. ~. value ss.
u mex Dnrnha g btihY 1bc. vhlu" 81.
@%k %E%%N 1nS p ZIP &T &C. vy1tH.s4'
hLSGK HAIR " ;" &C. &C.; :. M59 MIg9
UWr NADlNKa, HEnNANis AND nUNTiNiGs.
UhENhDiNES hEkNASI9 AND BCNTiNOs.
:lack Mcxcahc 81 III Iicrnnhi, SC value 10
G1"lsq iincK a,"n n"sa So G1nnmn "s1 a yae
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

Mn". M"naE'h tANrAsNa,--A hait
",p'n| rheh af sugar AMI MNlatsrp. twr-
th''ds rtrt"l f mi'k, hnlt teaspoon.
rnl "( m,Srh "innnmun and ulrvrs. tmr
beaten egga, Hour to make u batter that
W.T. 'ua' d'"r fr"m tho arurn. y Nttle
salt, ivy w hnt lprd.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

BLACK, CoLORED AND FANCY SILKS.
The great effort and prspa alton made Tor
thiS sale gives as the aSSurd nee OF the largest
SUCK and the Cheapest PfICss over KNOWN 70
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04

r,Tx.,s n"'."n"' ".'H ia "ISHu'S" IL
! " :" Cox on ''h "c"'' oi run
n,,, -. sso" p,"'"l'S '"' = up '"'
n"',IS.S. "aa u" SrT""ho'n an"
"'" y" p'aY""' fi1 rHt">"' III"
..u.', 90, p'GH"''" hPp"a'' H"tH, my
s.', Sy,, '"''rW' crle" I"" com pfs""iaCe
t,,i i,,r,p ,r,, ~ P'' tnaI.Y HH""
,,,r "r. ss "'V'"" WIN tr%' me p""Fr.
ace other we'll coered harkeaners ,r,rr
/ the secret Of Yerciny E.Ipo for 4 dime 4,
1T. 80 ,HkN mar ha''hX '"s6 ms
t.i,, ""' Hrc"SCH" "P SY"pa""'"lh
wa" 'f'""'NH" upon M.
.,,a,,, ~ ,ts,, S,''" app"ar"hce' wen,
a"ess you "oa'a 'H"H Ihln t""' "a'
| fires. draw oya,e. ,,Iit nnrl ,rh f.nI
! sns cartIe All hnfnts hrs,Lt,st fu,,
! Tell Won what !. If ( hnn,t yct ,<,,nn.
/ bod q TO fill moor Iear sairteI Uari,,s
/ place will be re.tiry by her aide be-
I FORE MANY wceLs arc n..t ;,
/
store. "Can vnu yi,. ,o,. - So. "suoI
"s<,rn e,fino ~, ,,iIt I,jrc fr,,, ,,,,
mi,1 the ,hnuut,ts nr ,n,r,,. ,,I ,;,,,.,
recollection 3',' And thc druvvis, nod,
IeI AMI ont him ur , nm. Li,,r nr ,,,,t
nine, ana worm yonl anl rbuh,rb nnu
ensnro .aj,s ,nJ , I,,, -, ~ "'', ,''',
man c"ulhn't think Of anYthin. in ,hn
""r'h except nov *chc'n"+ for getting
che taste out Of hs mouth.
-,.--->
EEroRK Fannv Farm ,,orr,cd t,,,..
Parton. sbs wtn,. In Ir.r,i,,,In,, nr
Etond dway: Mere comes Jane. rarton,
who Jrssu't bclicvn In r.. L.,,I ),
1""'""'. copied u, ana nhh"h: 'Ah !
"n"y, ''"I "n' hr'"rn u" "nH mar
,'" "rn You sur" no d"nt believe In
~" "c''' now
'----- -....--
a lady passenger, whose baby ind
ktrt Up iisnnl and i,rraauu, hiwlj,,v
"P"'"8"''oh,'y l." Erntlrmnn In the
n'h. s'nt h"IM go" I'kn childrcn,
a,' ~" 'n'l""l. wns tho reply,
""' '"' '"m '"' k'' "p
--...--
la, lr,cd collar; s,,nn nt,rr. h,nrin,,
nuisr. hc went to- tho unrniu,, md
cnll"l out. "rnt,irk, kcrI yo,r rvrs
akinur,l :" "Orh dlv,l an owe" rnnr-
"h Fat, "hut TIA my nosc that. skin,
- ""N"HH whrr" drar l"hnhul rnn
v" WIS 'N""'ng; IA httrr y o'rlnCk
NOW. sa'd Mrs, Snil"y as all" shaded
hrr aNrN with her baud against tho
,rsl ,r>,l, ,hariI.hl, >,n,i ,,'.'
likr R,m !. ''' " '"S'
KANSAS mSN SHt slV ihat WITH hts
we HH tN"lN ShrN; Suspric nU hts sous
80, ny .LN'S'''. .. '"> ","'-
,,,, ,' >',S:'N" =. "'V'~'t P'seSa
tn.> sEn ~. - .,,., ~. ~, -" '"'sS' 'H,
WAN '"S '''| - ''''''' ~ ''' "VN' "'''.
,,,. - ,," 'N'".
~ s,,, .N,,., ,:'"H. ,"'" ""n
y,n s,,,r.><s ~ s", ,,>>.s "<'v"'v' Wv
h'mms>, '<Ef''<S MANA 'N>''s ~ wear !" '"'
"lAMs$. "--N,ur> received II is
C$NiSNt = NsNNN tlrtAtN NSSSNSt>. MI hSn II
x,><,$ SNMu. The ,,,ys ~, ,I,t fnr - ,Ir>,,
W >NmctN;uS. ,ns,Hm handed Irwn
-.
vn,<,,,., ,,
wv n''' WV" ~ !" cover '""
ralatanic than Il will Ir snrr,I ,vr, ,
N,ara,
ruEI I,>r has h,,l h,s I,,,,,.,
rrrMrcd au1 furnish,L /, r,,,,,HN, n',', ,,"',
.iylr. hm ~ hon ihr o,I mann T.n", h,,
xry hc sncaks DOWN th, rsll.r ,,n,,r,.
anS a., h,s nn,l Nv, wv ,t, t""''!'
nn,,n t1,, /, ~
-.
lr IN hnrI to rouvlnr, IN, n,, ,,,
llns lust hccu hit hrhinl IN, r,r with
auow bali that cvrrvthIny vns ,r, nt,,,i
for tho hrst, "'>'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-05-04
MAKE HENS LAY,

An Knglis Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. .nox
IA,SnnE ~ thls country that most Of the ioTsa
amd Cattle Powder: hero aIe worthless trsshI la
q. SS.M a. 1shsIidtns tond .tton Pow dOrs aro sbso.
fT%r,9 WI make hens lay like SheridanS Condition
solJ svsrx w on" Teaspoon 10 OH pint Of feed.
t'""'s' Is JOHNSON CO., Bangor, E:.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
II Was Hot!

The New York Mercury recounts
how OH hot Sunday recently well
dressed, handsomely looking man en-
tered Grace Church, In that city. He
was given q desirable seat, nearly in
front OF the minister, Shortly after
the commencement of the services the
stranger arose to his feet, remarked,
soto voi,c. ats very hot, deliber-
ately pulled off his frock coat, folded
il and laid 1t on the back of the pew.
This movement of course attracted
some attention, and suppressed gig
gle was heard but the service pro-
cceded, the stranger continuing 10
mop.his brow, with a bandanna. Di-
rectly he rose again to his feet pulled
off his vest aud laid it with his coat.
The younger members of the congre-
CATION giggled louder than before /;
the elders looked distressed /; no at
tention was paid TO the services; all
eyes were directed to the stranger to
sec what he would do next. He did
not leave observrs long in doubt.
He again jumped up, nnfastened the
suspenders which held his pantaloons
in position, and let them fall to his
feet, when he quietly proceeded to
pull them OIL. n
So far the congregation, If n,t able
TO attend to the services nmntcrrupt-
edly, had at least preserved certain
amount ofdecorum: but this last aci
was too much for It's risible faculties
and in the next moment a perfect hur.
ricanc of laughter swept through,he
sacred building. Ladies and gentle.
men, young and old, all joined
There was no attempt eycu to pre-
serve decorum, and though many OF
the young ladies Mt first put up their
fans and demurely turned their heads
away, the temptation was too great
and soon even the very semblance OIL
bashfulness had vanished, and the
congregation craned their heads from
all parts to catch q glimpse OF the fig
nre clothed in such racy and scarcely
graceful dishabille. Finally the Sex
ton was called a number of gentle
men gathered around the stranger
the Sexton took him by the arm and
surrounded as he was led him with
out the inner door, partly dressed
HIM, led him to the street, and tolt
him TO depart, which he did.
But 1t was q hot day al Grace
Church, e he i
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
He Had a Good Record.

In Galveston, as elsewhere In Tex
as, when prisoner has no money to
employ counsel, the Judge appoints
a young lawyer to defend the doomed
man, very much as the pauper pa
tients in a hospital are turned over
to tho young doctor TO learn the pro-
fession on. Not long since, quito a
young lawyer was appointed 10 de-
fend man for burglary. The young
lawyer, after consulting with his nm
fortunate client, said: '32QNp.a
~" May II please your Honor, want
the case continued until ! can pro-
cure the attendance of material wit
nesses."
What do you expect to proye?'
asked the court.
81 expect to prove that my unfor.
tunatc Client 10 q qriet, Industrious
and sober inan."
"By who do yon expect to proye
that ?r ias FnHiff i4N'' eiitl
"By the officers of the peniten.
tiay, where, he has spent the last
five years. Galreston Ners.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
An Aneodote Of Gen. Hancock.
Nashville American.

The enclosed extract from a letter
of a prominent Missourian. all earn
est supporter OF Mr.. Tilden, gave an
anecdote Of Hancock which have
not seen in print. The writer has
known Hancock for many years and
served with him in the field. lie
says; gt9 .4iS si.sJ3g,,i f
"Unlcss all symptoms deceive, we
are likely to have Hancock ior our
President after the 4th OF March, 1881
and he is the second best man in the
country for that place. The first
choice of many the best men IN the
land were for Tilden. But it is un.
deniable that he wants one of tho tai.
ents that distinguishes Hancock. The
latter has the knack OF saying and
doing the right thing at the right
time and in the right way. y
When Hancock is called on TO aci, he
generally-invariably, indeed, as fnl
as know--hits the nail on tho head
uiters few words, but these are to the
purpose. III
"When approached by member ol
the Government, in December, 1876
and asked If he did not consider il
Il his duty as a soldier TO obey al
the orders Of his superior officors---t
most insidous question, asked with I
crooked purpose--he completely
foiled the questioner by replying,
All la,JW orders. The consequence
was that orders were prepared send
ing Hancock to the Pacific coast, ant
replacing him by Mcdowell, but th'
Electoral Commission prevented tn,
design that is the change becam,
unnecessary"
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
- - = > - =
Garfeld's Record

First--Garfeld was good boy.
Second-He became preacher.
Third--He went into the army, un-
til be mustered up enough popularity
to get into Congress. 'td
Fourth--lIe got into bad company
and handled unclean things, like the
credit mobilicr, De Golyer payment
contract DC, and become an object Of
investigation, in which his unclean
hands were exposed.
Fifth-In his Congressional distric,
the better element Of his party REM.
diate'l HIM and charged him with per.
jury and bribe taking, 'oa q
Six--lla was a "visiting statesman" "
who helped to consunimate franis to
open the way for Hayes usurpation.
Scven-Hc belonged to the s Z
commission which afterwards put
Hayes in office and outraged free elcc-
tons and the purity Of the ballot box
Eight-lIe now plays mum. and
insists that lieis good enough for Re-
pubiicans 4g't
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
KELLY.

The days pleasant, the nights cool,
oh! little more sleep, and II little
more slumbcr, little more folding OF
the arms &c.
There is a proiracted meeting in
progress at West Mt. Zoar, conducted
by ltevs. j. z. Porter, j. U. Spnrlin,
Kendall, and Boyd. and has resulted
So far In the conversion Of e5out 90
souls. The old veteran say that they
have but just begun, ind the meeting
will probably last until August.
Miss Matte Powell, OF Cadiz, is
visiting friends IN this community.
From present indications, more than
one heart will wildly futier when SHE
returns home.
Walter Nc. still hangs OH the $1,000.
Perseyerc old fellow and you'll win.
Mr.. Jesse Fora, OF this place is, we
are glad 10 hear rapidly valescing
from very severe attack Of fever. ID
Prot. John DraslIer viii commence
his school at Macedonia next Monday.
John says he's all right, but VIC have
~, "'". S,. .uo@ .,a' .ijI ~ - 49,
v"v y. Soui nsn. hn.e,' o,".'sS. .'',.' 90 =
nny WY nc nas ocSas'on :,, " ,,o, anv 'no ~.
unin ~ hophihS'ii'c 'c'y JUG" ="
BUSINESS, Ssc, ~ p.,,,o.,,. .,,,,o,.
iroi. ~ -. plo'ivilp, ~, ~. ..'.,,,s We unu1
s'uhu VIII 'eacn in 'ie hirN'ha"'i' i''o
heisnoorhoou' D, ,.
n great man! Doiiooia,s a n'q",,o
., ue why wo a,e io' w n'own, w.
onerln. ~ whoh ~ n'! Iono0.n'
W. woul" say NY. "on,o ~ "'" ~
cause we wan' MN eieo'eu. @ hw"y
pnch .ohucr lr oui W. noou 1"so,
M when our ii,Gs wcrc e,as,,o w., az" ~ 1", w.,
ncart p guy anu nappy W. wun. ~" go: ~ NY
vwn .Sao, ". " '"yU '.;,,';,,o =" o'r ,ni,Jo
pect TIC past, ringing 10 our MINUS
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-07-27
How a Boston Man Was Married
Boston Post, July iai

. NN
A Boston man went ont to Temple
ton the other day to get married, and
OF the ceremony the local paper says:
Everything was done in a manner
perfectly satisfactory to all concerned,
until the final announcement was
reached, and, for some unaccountable
reason. .the parties were not prononnc-
ed husband and wife. This caused
any amount ftalk,a itwas reported
the following day that the certificate Of
the gentleman did not arrive in sea-
son Tor the ceremony at the time no
tiied." The reception was held just
the same, and the following day, tho
certificate having arrived, the couple
called on the parson aud had the knot
tied legally. iala,e Yi' Ni
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Eating Grow.

Inquiries are made as to the origin
OF .eating crow" as used IN modern
politics. The first allusion to "eating
crow was made in the Knickcrbock-
er Magazine, quarter of a century
ago. Ii was summer boarding.
house keeper OH the Hudson and of
an indignant patron. Whenever the
latter vcnturcd to suggest that tho
spring chicken was rather tough or
that the roast beet mast have been
cut from the cows hoofs. ho was di-
rectly told that he was entirely "too
perlicklcr," and that the autocrat Of
The table and house could cat any
thing, even acrow. This settled the
matter for the time being; bu. the
boarJer convinced against his will
was of the same opinion still, at all
events in regard TO the quality. OF ed
ibles placed before him. So often
was the rena *, ,'lkin cat anything {;
kin cat a crow" brought down on
his devoted head that he finally re-
solved to try the old man. lie went
out hunting one day, and succeeded
iu bagging a very fine, fat old black
crow. lie went into the kitchen, and
by q dint OF soft words and filthy
lucrc, induced the cook to allow him
to prepare the crow for the, table.
lie boiled it aicely, and 1t wasn't such
Ia bad-looking dish after all. His
heart misgave him; the flinty old cuss
would eatit after all. The cook was
q Scotch woman and used snuff.
Borrowing all she had, he sprinkled
it literally over the crow, gave her
another simmer, and then taking II OIL
q salyer brought it before his host,
saying as he set il down, Nov, my
dear sir, you have said a thousand
times, II you have said II once, that
you could eat crow, Here is one
very carefully cooked" II Is said
that the old man turned pale for a
moment, but braced himself against
the back OF his chair, and with ken
cat crow" began cutting good
mouthful. He swallowed 1t and then
prepared for a second onslaught; he
looked his boarder straight in the eye
and calculated, "I've eaten crow" and
took his second portion. He lifted
4 bis hand mechanically, as IL for
third onslaught, but quickly dropped
them in the region Of his stomach
aud rising hurriedlv and nnsteadily
reireated for the door, muttering al
he went, "dang me i'll banker artel
i it.n 'HAf
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TIE SOUTH KENTUCKIAH.
ADVERTISING RATE.
scINTIL1AT1oNs-

Mr., Coffin has inst completed life
of Garfield. The fact is not without
significance nee.-Cosrisr.Josynal
'Drat it," said the oil gentleman.
as he picked some pieces OF cloth off
the Zoe Of his boot, 81 wish that young
man | helped off tle p rth last night
wore better clothes, on stopped comm
to see my girl'-,Stee6spraie Herald,
Don't call that girls hair red any
more. Cali it "golleu tresses." She
will feel a great deal wcaltbier il
yon do.-Dittoe. srA-fi
"Dr. Tanner lives on nothing but
water" lfthe water is of the same
nature as Ohio river water it's food.
and DR.. Tanner isn't fasting. !. Dittoc.
A yoang gentleman stepped in to
Halls drug store on Sunday and
asked Bob Tiliorl for chew of to-
bacco. Bob responded automatically,
"beggars should not be chew -sirs."--
Teom0a. 3t 'A7t
1t usci to be that whenever man
did anything particula ly idiotic. peo-
pie would say he was "a bigger inl
than Thompson's colt" and IT any
one didn't know why Tllompson's
colt was considered bigger fool than
anybody else $ colt, he was informed
that this young equine,Fbeigg thirsty.
"swum the river, to git u drink"
The Evansville Courier has revived
the old saw and applied it to a Chi
cage man named d NewslIc who
became Impressed with .he idea that
he had invented life preservcr made
OF lead, which lie tested one duy by
tying it around his body aud jumping
into the river. 1t is needless to say
that neither Mr.. Newell nor his inven-
ton have been seen since the trial.-
Sunday argus. a4If
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tft0a1n = ] ~ I,'0T7T7 HFTT
Garaald's Platform.
!Scw York Truth /

New York Truth .r
On the subject Of currency his favor
lite figure is 329. III ,'sl' '9h
On the subject oftariff his is usually
ten shares. flir z ailo.'ts
0nthe subject offrcc trade he trades
freely in votes. ,rf'Ne ssa
On civilservice reform he will de-
pend mostly for information on Chester
A. Arthur. ae ST.
On the subject Of the credit mobilicr
he advocates no change in the style OF
shape of the American flag,
On the De Golyer claim he has moth
ing to say just now, mainly because
anything he might say would only
make matters worse. h
On the subject Of James A. Gar
field he is for James A. Garfield, first,
last and all the time.