The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1880-04-27
CHIPS.

A Gladstone gathers no moss.
A good deal -Four aces.-Schench.
April is the month that tries weather proph-
5 souls.
Tobacco and rhubarb are the pipe plants of
e country.
Could not the doctors fees be justly called
gotten gains.
A man may write we'll, and not be right
ELL at the same time.
The schoolmaster who sat Oh a bent pin got
/ a bright thing. Yet he was not bright.
A " Fireman " wants to know how to pre-
Int hose from bursting? Don't wear 'em.
A wag got hold of an editors whisky bottle
I'D labelled il, "To be continued in our
ecks.'
An electric locomotive has been manufac-
bred and successfully operated on the street
llway of Berlin.
The youth who speaks of his incipient fuzz
his moustache, is giving to hairy nothing
local habitation and a name
Ex-senator Christiancy will fight his wife
the courts, but if she We're at home he
ould feel more confident Of the result.
There was a big hustle in the Custom
ouse last week when titty-seyen yards of
Zee were found OF the ;ersou Of Mrs. i.
A plaster of Paris bust Of John Sherman
Il be had in Detroit for Just the price Of two
gers, and they all take lager instead of
herman.
A Tennessee man can so perfectly initiate
be sounds made by W dogs in fighting that
3 can call a Memphis congregation out of
Rurch in three minutes.
/ Copnr,J n,t)or will ba plaasal IN arr;,o tbn
buse of the San Francisco working-men be-
pre- the supreme court for $1,000. Ben is a
ind friend to the labOrer.
The longest the Car ever gave man to
et ready for the journey to Siberia was two
burs, and this included 157 minutes in which
ley were trying to find him.
Belva Lockwood, says the PicdyWe, is very
fnd-hearted, and when she sees a poor sick
oman in Washington she always inquiries,
Have you Ben Hill, dear"
The latest sweet thing is entitled Kiss Ne
quickly, Birdie Darling" 1t is described as
erio-comic- the serio part probably begin
ins upon the arrival CT the old man.
Congress has authorized the publication Of
po,O00 volumes on the diseases otSWINe.
VERY family living in Cincinnati can now
aye its own medicine book.--Io"iO1 Pr>f.
man may masl, the stoves and things.
And black Il fOmd Wilr'S eye;
nd she may pound him with II ctlh.
-Ostost ClristiD3 -Iat"@"'.
Some ofthe companies IN the regular army
Re so thinned out that aftcr the officers make
Feir details for boot-blacks, cooks and srrnhS
here is only one private left to do the night
Eg.
Ella Wheeler, in a poem, says there 5
Nothing New" Ella don't 80 out much
ashton writers say there are SeVenly-1!Ve
Few sly les of spring b%onnets, besides a srea'
pany other new things.
An Indiana girl was Suddenly kissed, ani!
Pc became violently insane. She was I'LL "!u
PAID, probably, and the thought that sncil Il
ping would likely never occur again threw
lie poor creatures mind off its balance.
Financially speaking, the French are Il
fanc people, while Italians are llals.-Ef-
tange. If you told them so you iniglA eeI Il
Iastre Oh the eye, but its perfectly safe to say
le Chinese have taels.
When Christiancy was married he was 81
erHous that the clergyman had to ie'p l',ln
put the ring on the brides finger. i'ouo.I
ss he has often wished Since t!ia' he i'''
Ven it up as a task beyond his abilities.
WHAT" asked IL communists i4cii'leu
aper, are kings good fol" lheuura'Tu
sd unappreciative youth, a man never IVY
lpreciates the real value OF kings ui,tl .t'
lher fellow holds a pair of queens r'"""
'nddy Telegram.