The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-09-08


EDITOR IyTELLIsEycER:
Sometime ago A. J. g. took fog his
text The Green river phrenologik has
broken loose and relieved himself a
. large amount of valasble phrsnolosi-
cal knovledge. in,erspersed with . few
sharp criticisms aimed ss those 'igno-
rAmuses" Who dispute the Divine (psf-
haps) origin Of phrenology. Bot hap
PLY the darts 90 kll aimed missed
their mark. provided their intsadsd
destination WAS .. ". A. D.. and the
last named gent still survives. conscisas
OF the narrow escape he has sxps>
rieocsd. No. A. J. .. yo0 bsrked up
the wrong tree. What wss aid wss
merely . thrust q the prstentiOos Of .
person Love Of home osvelopmsot"
- intended would hardly coincide With
your exalted conception; they occupy
,ho low splsce in the cessbellum. 10
err 10 human: to forgive divine" You
sre homsn. Psrmis mo 70 represent
the second member OF the adage: Yen
are excused; '.go, sin no more.
Daddy Mack 10 building . new
houss. Il 10 Of quite . respeetnhle
sizs aud whsn 6nishsd viii - asGful -
we'll ~ ornamental; Tor don't daddy
say: Now. boys. .ye jist como aloog
and il vail bs bsysDd msssurs Bad il ys
don't have foins tonne when 70 dance
uid the old man." Well 60 yes, we'll
sll be there. perhaps. TO rupture our
s0les undoubtedly to rapture our
souls.
Quarts mines are nov all the fashion.
gallons If rock" can Be seen in the
nsishborhood. any Of which, If you
possess enough. 10 liable TO mske you
tbs rival of Vanderbilt. Bob 10 the boy
though. thst has the grand N0gul. I"
His specimens contain gold IN large
quantities. and when hs gets his mill
RAINING be is aoing to establish = .
bakery slooesids In order to satisfy his
craving for cake
The grain harvest has oommsnced.
and promises 10 yield % sbundsucs.
The happy farmer boy looks smiling 90
the crops that In c0aing time viii turn
to gold and make good tbs many jolly
tunes twers his wontsd leisure TO con-
lecture.
1t 10 reported that our Bachslor
Farmer will soon b baek With ~ again.
and that he anticipates taking partner
into the concern. All right Joel we'll
ever implore the fstes thy domestic
felicity to protect. thy fragile form
from worldly storms to shield and IL
you are not right pretty We will Insist
on your better half whacking you over
the back with the broom stick.
We have the prospect Of having .
law suit Of some magnitude soon. Ii
appears that . Mr.. Ysnk engaged .
Mr.. Wilson to cut lot OF csttosvood
bolts for che stave factory. He fulfilled
the engagements and then entered into
. second contract to ''run" the sfore.
mentioned bolts down the river; in the
performances at this last mentioned
sgrsepent Wilson was 20 unfortunate
as to lose about 80 cords of the bolts.
whereupon Mr.. YAnk refused to settle
for the work previously dens.
Il it not nice TO live in the country,
to be far away from the heated. iAvsr-
ish. dusty old city. 10 breathe the air
of heaven. pure and precious to ms ell.
To hold the sweet communion with
mature and natures God" that bids Us
prepare for higher sphers! Yes; bat
it 10 confounded inconvenient when .
fellow wants ''chaw Of tobscksr." to
be forced to intervisw the entire neigh.
borhood in the vain search after the
nicotine producer.
Yours Respectfully.
MAD.