, 1880-12-19

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OF two, plate Of biscuits; bottle Of Bul
gnndy, which will place near the fire, and
pint Of veuye ClicQuot which Inter vii
pnt on the ledge Of the window so that /
my . set cotd. lou shall have cup Of coffe,
Ii the table"
was more and more amazed, but sal
Gown gratefully enough. With f1irt he
t4h5ead tahia an white table-cloth on small square
Wllt observe that waiter who knows his
o4slnesS Always lays the table with the grain
WI ne ctotn, not at right-angles to but parallel
small tahe S s}tIes 'tIa III That brings luck On a
art, and It would be difficult to show yon tie he
| grand coup. But let Inc pretend that the
MOOT OF ti!ls room is the table, and that q
t,,hfgs ena,hlge 70 q plates has to be made Now, the
tngs You NAV nq3s@ Is sac il sqeh
mace SILENT automaton, and how everv-
Douy was disappointed: but. when lie nut in
! rattllng wheels and clicking ratchet-work,
then only was his work admired. THE wori.j
requires jar, just as in music it wants VA
] ner and BeTlioz. y -
I BUT NOISE IS NOT AIT:
II 1t were, = negro waiter at a Tennessee
Motel would be an artist. Now, take theso
dozen plates from my pantry and put them on
ny aruL II chose l 1couidEun u b ind down
stairs @ fnr week. aud they would BE- noise
wager the pyramids with two dozen and a
half OF plates, and never broke one. I could
throw them on the soundlng-board Of piano
and they would be mute. But as / re-
nj MARKED, re the world wants noise, for the c1ang
q, ga Plates fs supposed to produce Appetite
Ibis Is intelligibfe sound as produced it's
Ihen my host took the plates on his arm. and
heard routade IN china, as gentle at first
as tne click Of castahets in the opening meas
seendo; now it was dinning, like the pas de
charge: then 1t subsidized to monotonous
rufiie. like the muf1e Of craped drums in
funeral march.
Mould you kindly request me to break q
:. " 2 ANYBODY can DC that" said:
Remenyi breaks string at will, is it chance?
What mean IS this: Choose any particular
or the eleventh Any one you please-it is
all the same. All, the NINTH Well,
THERE IT 1sr'
a plate split itself into fragments, and It was
Tue third from the bottom. *'Now, let me-
assure you that it these were Seyres plates as
would BE- jast The same Moided WITH q oetter s
material and more perfect In sllape. they ara
easier ca to work with and much more musical.
! Ihis i, IS Tue plate-shuffle." Hereupon he took
jamDed about from one arm to the
otherE, o1n;E,.u but ,! never clicked against ono
another; IF they had food OH them
IT,. it., Woald s be even easier: Now, I will
cnnn,s.,,"ed % ch,,a,i - ~ mers @ taoie Ihen ne
NJ + ,varo ~ S4aSAnx h' PAGES, at nap-nazard
;n+ ~ ~ WE ~ ~ ecn sIoekery sphere wheeled
f;.t', s ee @ .u saosiaso lnto IT'S exact post
tna,+, 'uM, , "i.n -! r. t.spiu Swung ne put thir-
pln.e ~ III .ie 1nuolt, alo' taxing each
paate paa. tapia.y IN tu11, ne sung 1t into" the
IN ;entIal Ia P!atS, tnen ne seized at one swoop
,1 a.e mno4f piie and pltcned It as body Into
:oinSl' ~ Way cascade OF china, but the
- 80 aSac So ~ W1e seenEG PROOF against accldenc
tS acconplisneti hands, tor 1t subslded
"alMo!l y ia !! nolse anu nestled IN corner.
,,,o ~ ~ - Only placuce; 5on can see, how
,st1' ulAt WAen !an0loI0 IS disagreeabie
e: auW fi!t1iely ne IS IN our power, TOR We can
uln 'l, nim IN emma suppose some one I
non!u aappen 10 De waiting on was rude or
npeftiaen1
REVENGE IS NINE.
LII have to do In handing the sonn ovar
lis head Is, with well-studied rotary mn
Stop over aud trickle down the back Of
IS ss coat we spare Wolnen's toilets, though
ua'e huo"n Wallefs, wlthout chivalrous-
np9nttse, ~! ~ spoli nanosome dress Glass
1nnlG;ist 1n;t gop1els' anu W1ne-glasses, when
ae hi; naanusu, ~ plesens some lew novel
10, go 9uS 1919 NO ctleuas.pet19lmets nave Intro
:, ~ @ au1o Laelr SHOWS as t9ey hare
.,iiG " tyr;tas ~. a1e vu1gae trlcks.
raci,tad ua ~ III ta5 " no means sumclentiy ap
lCl4&AlCu l&E LuUat 1Ounu on the Df3t OF Lbs