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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1880-02-16

Pixies TooTHAcHE Drops CURE IN
ONE MINUTE.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02
ISL. Lnuis Tim~l
aannar In ~

The best Investment is in that which WI
maintain health. TroN = letter Of Mr.. G. w.
Eek. No. ~ s 5h 81, st Louis No, Il Is
learned that the clerk OF the M~ouey-ordsr
Dept a, The post odce In Alton. us, Mr., ].
b Kahn, suffered for some tune with ipdi-
EestoE aud all Is accompanying eviis-a
headache, loss Of appetite and dependency,
and was surely becoming . h~ypochoDddac
He commented the use Of Hamburg Drops
and Is nov well and strong again.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

ANOTHER Of the popular errors 10 be cor.
rectel Is thai the African sahara - q great
desert On the contrary, Il Is now pro-
ounce . cultivated country, fruitful a. tbe
garden Of Eden. An that Il nov wanted Is
proof that Iceland Is = tropie county, aud
that the Rocky Mountains are below the
SEA level, Ia rnasr 10 convince the average
citizen that the lime he spent in studying
recErarhv In bis youth va fooled away
Hssss. Brsf
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

HERRHRT SPENCER says; LILLE "a the def
mite combination Of heterogeneous changes,
bOth simultaneous and successive, Ga core
%spoudence with external coexisienee aud
seQpcnceSn Bur can Mr.. Spencer prove II
lie shouldn't make such rash statements I'M.
less he has the papers &c %eOTrobOrate them.
LIE may not DO one OF those things, after ALL
This campaign has been too prolific Of Wild,
exaggerated asserti0ns.-NoyrGt0toa Herald
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

Regulate hrst the stomach. second The liver;
especially tie first. 80 as 70 perform their
functions perfectly, and you viii remove At
least nineteeu-tWentieihs Of all the MS that
mankind u heir 70, 10 this or any other ell.
mate. Hop Bitters Is She only thing that Hiil
give perfectly healthy natural setioE 10 these
two organs -Asias FarHSr.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02
90. a.nrrnI AArrman

SAYS: al have frequently purchased pu-
Fang's Rheumatic Remedy Tor friends suffer
ing with rheumatism and IN every inftanee II
worked like maglc.n II viii cure when eyery-
thing else fails. Sold by all druggists Wrlte
for 10 page pamphlet to r. X. Helphensune,
Druggist, Washington, y. G.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

He stood twirling his hat In his hand In the
hallway. It was about time for the morning
stars 10 begin their sony together. "Wen,h
and he moved one step nearer the door.
4" Well,n she rcplied, as she stepped 70 the
door also. "Well, Ill must be going.
IL "Thst's right, John, IT. and she
leaned her head on bis shoulder. "lf--you-
Misrepresentation - to - ask AK -
~them-now," lie was measured Tor a e
hat aud n pair OF hid gloves ON that same day.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

A CoLoKBD man recently male application
for a divorce from lis wife. when asked on
what ground he demanded a divorce he ex-
planned as f~olloNsl 'De ground Of dla occa-
slon is sufficient enough. When | rented ten
acres and worked one mule, ! married 4
woman suitable Tor dc occasion Nov | rent
sixty acres Of land an work FIVE mules. My
fust wife is a mighty good ten-Acre wife, but
she don't suit de occasion OBJ sixty acres. /
Galveston Nfrs.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

DIR. FoorE IN bis Heahh Aonihiy for
November SAYS; "n you have cold
feet sit daily at = window where the
suns rays have unohstructed admission
and let them fall on the extremiiies
from knees TO toss
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

For many yeas Moses, an old negro, was
= servant az the University OF Alabama, aud
be was u most notorious hypocrite, He wAs
ou that account commonly called Preach
among the bows One day he wac passing a
crowd oil students when one OF them called
20 him; 81 say. Preach, what are you going
20 do when Satan gets your wait on stu
dentH,H was the reply.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02
ne.t stove We Fyer Uaea.

Amer many Year, trial. We are satisfied
that the CHARTER OAK l. the best Stove we
ever used, and cheerfully testify that II Is
the hest adapted 10 tho yvspts OF tho general
public Of any stove ia the market.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02
Advnntare OF Heavy Plates.

The soft bituminous coal used In the West
Is so destructive on All cAst-iron that the
heavy plates In the CuARTER Dan Cook
STOVE will be appreciated by housekeepers
as we'll as dealers, This advantage, with ex-
ccllent draft, quick and uniform baking,
make the CHARGER OAK the most desirable
stove in the market,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

E""E""H W. F"N'N" |NF"F'N"NW
One Of 'he fnrst keunels In this country,
and the purest In the West, Is owned by Mr..
W. II. Holsblrl. ,hs sportsmAn's Clothier, Of
Valparaiso, Indiana He saysi awe use 81
JAcohs on IN u family in preference to all
ether liniments; haze also tired - in my
kennal With wpnderfuI resnlts.n
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

"How TO Pay Church Debts' ia the title
OF a new book. II the same methods can DO
made 70 successfully spply TO other deb,1 It
viii have = large sale.-PhasdslpAis Rsra
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

EyERY Farmer and Teamster should know
that Frazer Axle Grease cures sore necks aud
scratches on horses Buy il anywhere.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

snUS a bad egg-sample, said the lecturer
when a rotten egg struck him between the
eyes,-Bosioa Transcript
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

REDDING's Russia sALyE, the most wonder
ful healing medium In the world Price SSe-
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

A man has been granted = divorce
from his wife. at indianapolis, on proof
Of general neglect Of household duties.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

FtREs IN the mountains near ukiah, Cal,
drove the snakes from their retreat and
many rsttlesnakes we're killed "a Tho streets
OF the cltv.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

AVON making an enemy Of a miser--he viii
give no quarter.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

A Young man died Of heart disease at
ST. Paul while askingA giNitomarry him
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

Tho Positive Cure
NJ all thoao Painful causpiaints and Weaknesses
aoeeuaaen 90 our beat female Pepalatloa.
n Win cure entirely The worst form Of Female Com
piAints, All ovarian t~rcatblan, Inaamuraii,a and UIeera-
tisu, Failing and pisplaeengents, and the ecussquens
spinal weakness, and Il particularly adapted - the
Change Of I1f0
Il viii dissolve and sHpel t0mors from the uterus In
Al early stage Of dcYeiOpnisnL Tha tsndqncy % can
esfous hshnors thsrcb checked very speedily ~ it, aas.
~ removes ~faiHtness, hatuisuey. dstroyaal craving
fer Etiuuiants, and relieves weASnert q ira stomach
IL cures H0atihg, Hcadsches, Nervous Prustsstion,
oeneral DEBILITY, sissPlsssnasa, psprsasi0a and IhdL
Gustion-
Thst feoiing Of bearing down. causing pain. weight
and backAche, "a always permanently cufcd BY is use
II viii AZ AL tmes ard under all circumstances act IN
hArmony With thsiaWs that govern Tie female syVtera.
For TIE cureH Kidney Complaints q either sea this
Compound IL unsurpassed.
LYDIA y PfNK1IAMs VEGETABLE CON.
foUhDs prepared A. Is aud ass Western Avenue,
LJnn. AAsN Price q. SIX bottlasfor g. Sent BY mail
In The form Of pills, al4p Ia The form OF iozsnFes, on
rsocdps Of pr1ee, 81 peTboH Tor either. Nna PlnkhAfn
frssly ansuursSp icttsn Of Inquiry. Send for pNnph-
is4 Address - aeove Mention thfs FupeF,
No family should ~ without LrDiAE FINEHAM'a
LIF2h PTfIA They cure eonHtipaton. htiouGneas
Nna soTptdiy q The liver. q cent? per box
B8LD By
RICHARDSON 4 CO.. ST. Louis, Mo.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02

% DE mos vItshf feed y tl9 eeTla. y lTlf
serves and develops The gTugtuR child,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1880-12-02
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12
His Welcome from the Old Folks.

Ex-Governor Duvall. of Florida, was
the son of poor Virginian, stern,
strong. taciturn man. The bov was a
huge youth of fifteen. At the cabin ire
at bedtime, according to the custom of
putting on a backlog. the old nun said.
between the whiffs of his silent pipe:
"Tab, go out and bring in that gum
backlog. and put it on the fire. Tab
went out and surveyed the log. lie
knew it was of no use explaining that
it was too heavy. nor prudent f'r him
To return without having il on his shou'-
der. His little siste.'. pa sing, was no.
surprised that he rcquesi ell her to br NJ
out the gun and poSier-horl. rs "a pos
sum or coon might have passed, or the
brother might have seen hear si9us
She brought the gun and TAI started
He found the way through the woods
into Kentucky in 1891. After an alb
sencc Of eighteen years he was elccte!
- Congress. A man Ut immense size
and strength, he started for Washing
ton, going by the way of his old home
to see the folks. who had long since
given him up for dead. Entering the
little cabin door near bedtime. he saw
the ident cal gum log. He shoullrred
il. pulled the latch string, aud with his
load stool before the old MAJ. pipe in
mouth. quiet "a usual. Here is the
gum log. father" '.Well. you've been
~ long time getin, it.. Put il on the
fire and 70 to bell" was the reply
Florida Union.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12
LATE NEWS ITEMS.

DR.. WILLIAM A. HAMMOND, of New
York, declares his belief that DR.. Tanners
forty days. fast was faithfully performed
that although there have been other alleged
fasts of as long, or even longer duration,
none Of them is as well authenticated as this
that although the scientific results of the
fast, owing to the imperfect methods EN-
ployed, are not what they should have been,
yet nevertheless, enough has been shown to
cause us to modify our views in regard to
the effects of hamilton on the human body.
The Michigan Republican State Con-
vention, held at Jackson on the 9TH. nomi-
mated the following ticket: For Governor.
David 81. Jerome, of Saginaw; Lieutenant
Governor, Moreau s. Crosby; Secretary of
State, William Jenney (renominated) Treas
urer, Benjamin D. Pritchard; Auditor Gen
eral, w. J. Latimer; Commissioner of the
Land Office, James NJ. Neasmith.
A RESOLUTION has been introduced
in the English House of Commons to re-
move the restrictions placed upon the i'm
pOrtation Of American beef through the reg
ulations for the slaughter of cattle received
from American ports. Arthur Arnold, Lib
eral, is the mover of the resolution.
AT Nays Lick, Ky, two negroes shot
and fatally wounded Perry jefferson. They
were subsequently lynched.
FIVE hundred Chicago shoemakers
are strike.
TIE Democratic Congressional Con-
venton of the Tenth Missouri District NOM
mated Hon. Charles FL. Mansur for Repre-
sentative.
WILLIAM F. REYNOLDS, former Presi-
dent of the indianapolis and Lafayette Rail
road, and until recently President of the
L., y. o. and c. Railroad, died few DAYS
snce at Lafayette, Ind.
The soldiers reunion at Galesburg,
H., was great success, the attendance, in
Guiding both visiting soldiers and spectators
being estimated at 10, 900. Gov. Culom and
H,n. Lyman Trumbull were the principal
orators of the occasion.
TIE rumored filibustering expedition
into Mexico is understood to be part Of
plan for declaring the independence of
he Northwestern States of Sonora
chihuahua: and Sinaloa, and set
ting up a Government of their
own. the natives are led in the scheme by
an Ex-Governor of Sonora, and backed by
Arizona miners. Certain mining companies
are Tin ier.tood 10 lend financial aid TO the
movement.
Two railroad warehouses and som,
fifty ears of freight were burned in East ST
Louis on the 9TH. A portion of the cars be-
Iong.d to the Cairo Short Line and the re-
mainder to the Indianapolis and st. Louis
The loss is estimated at foom So 00G
100000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

The joint track of the Denver and
South Park and Denver and Rio Grande
Railroads was completed into Leadville on
the LIST, when both companies began running
regular through trains. Their track is also
completed and opened to Hortenze, twelve
miles from Buena Vista, on the Gunnison
extension,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

GEN. GARFIELD and party arrived at
New York City on the 4th, to attend a con-
ference of the leading Republican managers
TN reference to the campaign. At various
cities and towns along the line of the road
from Ohio to the East, the Republican NOM
inee for President was met by congregations
of citizens, whom he addressed briefly as
time would permit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

THE debt statement of Aug. 2 shows
the decrease Of the public debt during July to
be $5,576, 053; cash in the Treasury, $19S, =
$780, O5; gold certificates, 81, 1884, , 600; silver
certificates, ST., 6S9, 29O; certificates of depos-
it outstanding, $15, 535 200; legal tenders,
$346, 6S1, oil; fractional currency, POS, 40;
refunding certificates, 81, $50; debt less
cash in Treasury, 81 ,936, 500, al.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A LIMA letter gives particulars of the
most horrible atrocities committed by the
Gillian troops on the taking of africa and
Tacna. Both cities, it is alleged, were given
up to sack and pillage; non combatants and
wounded soldiers were mercilessly slaugh-
tered, and women and girls were subjected
to the most infamous treatment.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

Mr.. M. A. VEDDER finds that water
is not freed from organic i'm .IriIies in
freezing, and that the germs of anu
malcule are present in yer, much "f
the ice taken from starnant wafer.
This being the case, consi,lr. able risk
must attend the use of such &c in drink.
ing water.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

Indian Territory invasion, is to be handed
over by the military authorities to United
States Marshall Dell, for trial before Judge
Parker Of the Western District Of Arkansas
At the term Of Court now in session at Fort
Smith. Others of the invaders who have
been once before arrested for the same Of
tense will be tried at the same time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A LATE dispatch from Austin, Texas,
says: The Department of the Rio Grande,
Grand Army of Occupation, that is to be led
into Mexico by Gen. Dalrymple, has its head
quarters in this city. Gen. F. w. James has
been assigned to the command of this de-
partment, which embraces Texas, California
and the Territories of Arizona and New
Mexico. They have 800 men enrolled In this
county, all under experienced officers. The
movement is assuming alarming proper
lions, and if not checked by the General and
State Governments is going to cause serious
trouble.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A REPORT comes from Youngstown,
o., of an involuntary balloon ascension taken
by couple of young folks from the rural
districts. A man named Henry was giving
short excursions from terra firma by means of
captive balloon. The couple mentioned had
taken their places in the basket when in some
unexplained manner the bag broke loose
from its moorings and shot upward with great
rapidity. When the balloon had reached a
high altitude, it drifted in a northeasterly
direction. It was followed by many people
with telescopes, and finally it disappeared
from sight.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

Gen. WEAVER, Presidential nominee
OF the National Observation-Disclosures Party, has
issued circular to members of the party,
appealing for contributions Of one dollar
and upward to aid in defraying the ex-
penses Of the campaign from now until No
Vemher
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A DRoLL fellow iisl,ed rich old rcn-
f!eman out of a milir"nd. anL refu.ed
the oii'r OF tweDty-'ive cents fr,,m the
rescued miser. "Oh. that's ton M uh.''
x,laimed hes; "taip't worth M and
he handed back i"enty-on. cents. q y-
mr. calmly. "a he pockcted for cent
" That 3 about right"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12
NEWS AND NOTES.
A Summary Of Important Events.

THE Democrats of the Third Missouri
District have renominated Hon 3. Graham
Frost for Congress.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

WIscoNsIN's population is reckoned
Is not far from ], 305, 600, which is gain Of
251, 900 since 1870.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

BAruIN,i ut Manhattan Peach begins
as early ~ six in the n,ornirg ani con-
iinues until ten nj uipht. Two innnicn,.
"'e' tric lights give tie need NJ illumin-
alton after shutdown. Dur a., the bath.
ia. hours - boat is kept IN ,nn tan n
troll. and powerful swimmers serve "a
wat'hmcn on the beach. These prc-
cautions will seem .nlv prudent when
we add that ten thousand biih,uy III L.
aud twenty Thousand towels are Kept in
active ti,y
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

DRINKING s;,loo1s are called coffee
h luseS. and rather IN deceive their
customers they alwsy- kee, a sanip.c If
il on haird read, roasted.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A FIRE broke out in husk mattress
factory in Philadelphia on the Sd, and owing
to the inflammable nature of the contents of
the building it was threatened
with speedy destruction. During the
panic incident to the first alarm, two
young women, named Emma Banes, aged
%, and Ellen Oglesby, aged %, jumped from
the fourth floor, on which they were at work,
directly into the brick-paved yard at the
rear of the house. Miss Banes was badly in
tured about the head and body, but will
probably recover. Miss Oglesby's injuries
were fatal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

TIE baicr always has his hour OF
mead.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

THE first State election of the year
took place in Alabama on Monday, Aug. 2.
Besides State officers and Representatives
in Congress there were chosen men,
beers of the Legislature that
will elect a United States Senator. In
opposition to the regular Democratic ticket
was one made by fusion of Republicans,
Greenbackers and Independents. Returns
from the principal cities and towns, received
up to midnight OF tue I'd, indicated that the
straight Democratic ticket was chosen by
about 10000 majority. No disturbances
were rcportel
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

TIE Viceroy of India telegraphs that
Ayoob Khan did not follow up the British
retreat. Gen. Burrows force has arrived at
Candahar. When the messenger LETT Ayoob
Khan was encamped where the action was
fought. This seems to confirm the news that
Ayoob Khan has suffered heavily. The
London Times Calcutta correspondent
SAYS: "Evers thing seems to point to Gen.
Burrows having been out-eeneraled, and
the battle OF Phushki Nakud will probably
be hereafter cited aS one more instance. Of
the story, old as British, history Itself. of a
gallant army being ruined by The nfatuation
ard .ncrmpete ncy gift leader and tfeacherv
of lis allies. rs there can be little doutt that
Wal.s'> (natiyc) cavalry went over to the
enemy"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1880-08-12

A DISPATCH from Gen Grierson,
dated Eagle springs, July 81, says thai Vic
torio's band of Apaches, estimated Mt Sky
or more, attempted t. pass north and were
met by troops under his comm tnd
sharp action followed, last
ing three hours. in which the
Indians were severely punished Lieut..
Cal.aday was wounied and one min OF Com :
pany G Cavalry was killed. Seven indians
We're killed and many wounded. The ln-
dians fled toward the Rio Gran'ie. Gen.
Grierson expects to overtake them again,
and, with augmented force, hopes to punish
them even more severely.