Mexico weekly ledger., 1880-02-26
GIRLS, RIGHT FACE DRESS!
edxer' Leap Year Direct y--"Let No
Guilty Man Escape

Girls, this is leap year, and we see
thus far no good effects from your
work, SO we publish a short directory
for your benefit. Make hay while
the sun shines and let no guilty man
escape. If 1881 finds you petting
cats, your golden opportunity will be
lost. 1t will be four years before you
will again have a chance to beard the
lion in his den. We only have room
this week to notice a very few of our
young friends. They are
Just as we represent and we guarsn-
tee them. Gather them in.
Frank CA tender-hearted, bright
eyed, fun-loving youth. When max
ing love to the girls he feels as if mo-
lasses was running down his back;
his intentions are good, but the flesh
is weak. He is long, 1.-the and light,
but would make an arm full. Scoop
him.
3. B. It's a confirmed lady
masher. He is an old warrior and
has stood the seige of many a leap
year. Many and many a fair lady
has attacked his heart, and when al
most triumphant Gin her mind) found
that she was out = generated. He Is
fine-looking, fine-haired and has no
bad habits. The girl that will cap
ture him in 1880 shall have a medal.
W. w. Els a regular book
worm and eats volume after volume
of Blackstone with no evi, effect. He
has just fitted up most elegant bache-
lor apartments and is one of the
coming men of this country and
would make a most approved paren-
tai sire. Girls, coax him to the front
ifyou can-he is very bashful.
0. HIS another soul who lives
on legal lore black eyes, black nous
tache, and always "'Hitts'' a girl at
sight. He is a judge of beauty as
we'll as a j. Z. If you want to be a
senator's wife some day, set your
cap for O. H.
j. Med. It's welded to his pro-
fession. The first thing for a girl to
do is to make him get a divorce from
his first love. Mac is q blonde /;
blonde hair; blonde moustache, with
a blonde heart and bland ways. He
is old IN the ways Of the world; you
can't coax him carry your war into
the enemy's camp. In this way you
will conquer him, although he is one
OF the finest lawyers IN the state. In
spite of his %eloquencc woman will
prove his match. Unmask your bat
teries.
Ian Ms a lady-killcr. Ii you
don't catch him in 1880 he will catch
some of you in 1891.
Clayt. LA handsome, energetic.
honorable, promising-has promised
to make fires, wash dishes, and wait
on his old mother-in-law. Fraid OF
the girls. but ''nary" run when cor
ncred. Girls, touch this young gent
softly he will balk and fly back on
the s~ingle-tree; coax him with 4 little
two-lip salve.
John Ran amusing, free-hcart-
ed, fall-into-my-arms kind Of a chris
ttiaanh=fhHAAll1 II life tickle his
wife to death just for the fun of it,
None but widows with about six lit
tie tow heads should apply. A rare
chance for widows. He is an ele-
CANT scribe and you should make him
write down the lectures you give him.
Ed. B.-The most bashful boy in
the state but he will get there ami
will be married and have a family
before 1882.
Alb. A.-Our Abs a masher from
Kalamazoo; he began his life with
the girls in this world of sin and
misery while in his youth and has
never thrown up the sponge. Alb. is
a golden-haired blonde, and is par
ticularly averse to having his name
in print, except on wedding cards.
Tell him he is good looking and you
will have him at your feet. Treat
him very tenderly for he is a spring
chicken.
Joe P.-An accommodating boy,
over whose head an uncertain num-
Der of summers gentle breezes have
capered, is on hand, and ready to say
yes to the first proposal. He should
not be allowed to meander more than
4 years longer. Girls, capture this
lad.
Lee McC.-Lee is one of the most
clever boys IN Mexico. but we feal
he will be an old bachelor, for the
older he gets the more afraid he be-
comes Of the girls. The only way to
approach him is TO put on boys
clothes.
S. S.-A ~jovial, "git-up-and-git''
kind of 4 oyster, takes this life as i,
comes and no questions asked. Loves
her to kill, and signs because she
wont pop the question and call him
honey. 1a5"Take him in!
lack H.-He is in trouble. Don't
know which one of the girls he wants.
He is the best natured small (?) boy
in the town. There is no use to try
! to fiirt with him he will never kill him.
self for any girl. Girls having de
signs against him should call on us
for nriyate advice.