Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1880-06-11
II GENERAL.

\ small boy i'll Massachusetts,, who ior
the first time noticed cherry-tree III
blossom, enthusiastically directed the at
tontica Of lis motLer To 1.-THE popcorn
tree '-Bostoa Transcript
Pa, said iit.ls boy. 81 horse IS
worth great deal more, isa't it, after its
broke ?" Yes, my sou. Why do You
ask sucl. question = "Dacausa l broke
the new rockilg-h,r3e you cave m, this
morning.
Brown with an eye to = bargain
We'll, let Us say 8 iOr the clock. Is it's
no use to you" Granny ''Oh YES, it
is : its better than none. Brown
We'll /! ioes..'t keep proper tine ; it
loses you say. Granny .'Eh SO it
may lose bat ii ,loesn't lose Ike should
if sold it at that price"
Dear Louis. dvn't let the men come
too near Won when courtiaS. Oh. no,
ma. When Charlie ii here we always
have one chair between Us. Mother
links the answer il rather ambiguous.
Alta theatre in Dublin, = gentiemaa re-
,iuestei II man m front nf him To- sit
down. adding s,fcAsiir;.liy : u suppose
vnu are aNnr., SIR, .la: you ale Opaque.
-
tn. Response ''ani. il You want - han
die my na;ii.. minL. is Mt oPtLe at all,
bat O'Brien.'
An old durA-y. T!'r vas :;,hrd ii IN his
experience, prayer hai ever been n'i-
swerei. replied Wei. sah, some pras
is ansuL nm sonir isn't Ponds rii wat You
axes fo. just after ,!c wlh, wen it was
mighty hard scratcau' 10 de ruiluI bred
lern. | bsnryed dat Nrn chh2r rway lie
Lord to a,n n.ia % Mars, i1ytou : lat tar
KEYS ia d,, oil n1n. ,lerr WIS Hu notice
tock Of de prriiti,'u hu1 when pway
that he would sen Il" n;r ia;n f. al. tur-
KEY, de latter wis t.'ui'i - h' fo sIa up
mex mor..ir, dead ,.rt:n -
'.Whcn goes :,-ahuPriaS, sad an old
lulv, Il :;l.cr., ash f,r what wants, ami
if they have it, aiii il is saital'ir, nnI ]
feel inclined to !,..y it, and it is cheap,
and can't be got for lest, ! mos alters
take it. without ;'la?:,.gi9 Il: '!ay about
it. ua SOM pe"Pi,' d'.
The borrower sold: Ma, nraarl,amp
Erown wishing +, .r'yov :. book, III
psrsaasiyr a,.,.'I.si-i i'1+ ynGr mistress
iiuizot's History O.. i'si.,.r'? Servant
Cs!a!nmin: t!.c ,trnrl-W,. drn't want any
Six Missouri doctors examined 4 man
as to his sanity and the necessity for Il
| guardian. and a. they fcnnd four aces IN
/ each sleeve and Il l.air "l jachs III ole
bao.ies. they concluded i;ial hewas capa-
/ ble cf locking out ior his own interests.
Mr. Maylum remarked to Ershme that
his physician hnd forbidden his bathing
at Brighton, .'Iou are nahum prohibit!
un.' SAID Erskinc. Bat, continued
| Mr. Mavlnm, .'hc saws my wife may
baihc." ''Ah," replied Erskirc, she is
malum in Sc -; .;HtaHy lar Jo"raH.
The German papers tell this STORY in
connection with Baron Eothschild's death {;
I 4 meets l.. weeping and sobbing aloud.
Saws A: why do you weep Be
cause" saw; 3, as ii his hrnrt wcra break
ing, ..herau;a he ia de.,d-tnr powerful,
the rich barou But. replied \, why
IL, YOU cry ~ much. Ee was no relation
of YOURS That Just win: | am cry
me about. Lpwled Il more affected than
ever.
Irre-claiinabl2 Friend Il say, when
are You going to pay me that sovereign /
lent Won? Mind | shnn't ask You for 1t
again. lmp.cuniprs You wont ?
Bv .Jnve. now that's wiini tcall real friend
ship. / say, yau haven't such tlnne
at" Creditor ruahcs of. -J"tP.
\ youugstcr joyfGIiy assured his moth
or the other day that he hal found ont
where they m.de horses he had seen 4
man finishing one-''he was Just mailing
on his last foot.
New York paper tells oi a man who
'sinle n 900 III sixteen wears. trona-
blv the man was sick thirteen years out
Of the sixteen, or he would have made
the sum larger and mora respectable
Forty thousand dollars in sixteen wears Is
very slow work for Sew Scrk cmbHz-
4lcr.
som, people l,si s.ociinGS upon THEN
i'cns to keep them from scratching, bal
better plan is to- ''sh"n' them
Professor 10 classical student y ou
ask. il Alta, supported the world. Whn'
supported stlas? The question, dear SIR,
hns ofl..n h.cn asked, lnt n.ycr, 50 far -
nm aw.t,. s ,i.!aatuIii, answered.
have rlwnya bstn ii ;Ao opinion that Al
Ias must have married II rich wife and got
his support from her father.