The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-06-18
Fireplaces Of carved brick are the latcst

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this year.
: The man who hesitatcs is often lost
:, for words.
4 lover is. known by his signs. Sam
WayWitE a giant.
Rockland would seem to be a pleasan
] resort for babies.
!. Sweating for ones daily bread is !, por
way Of getting it.
Il you are too fat and would like to fal
of, mount a vicious horse.
The decline in prices is expected t,
stimulate consumption and trade.
Some persons pack their furs in campho
While others kecss2 1Ieir frs iii tile yard.
/ Ladies are not entitled to bare arms
when they have to load them with powder
The reason that Darwin's missing linE
so hard to find is because dcatl men tell nc
tails.
1t is forty years since the Washingtoniat
movement was inaugurated in Balti-
more.
The Egyptians m~>de glass aud colored ii
beautifully three tllous ind years before
Christ.
Camphorplaced in trunks or drawers will
prevent mice from doing them any in
1jury.
Cinnamon are not, perhaps, more Cos
sipy than other people, but they are all
tail bearers.
/ Forty Years ago the Brttania, the first
steamer of the Cunard line sailed from
Liverpool for Boston.
The summer hotels IRE advisedzto have
no floral decorations at all this season, or
else to have only fresh ones
The man who drives the heaviest wagon
has the s'best show on the road" Every
body has to turn out for him.
False hair is now so perfectly made
that when Il wonan's hair is fixed you
can't tell which is the switch.
DR.. Parker, of Hartford, thinks it time
for the Congregationalists to layea creed
of which they "don't believe
Philadelphia clergymen state That the
commandment against swearing was got
ten up before croquet was invented.
1t will soon be time to hoe your corn.
If you have not got hoe, an old razor is
handy when the corn is troublesome
\ medical student says he has never
been able to discover the bone Of coEteIl-
ton, and asks if it is not the jaw-bonc.
\ colorcd woman of Chester, Pa, aged
96, went to Salisbury, Nd, to attend the
funeral Of her mother, who was III years
old.
There are fourteen hundred millions Of
people in the world, and d thousand mill
lion have not yet been touched by Chris
tainity
Woman is called mans better half: but
she is not half ut ALL When she holds a
domestic convention She cntorccs the two
thirds rule.
1t yet remains to be seen what Il power
FIJI influence would be cNerted in the
world by Il nation of well men. says the
n. y World.
1t is despair, and not conscience, that
makes Il man kill himself. You never
hear of Il Niagara hickman throwing HIM
self over the falls.
Mrs. Scott-Sidtlons says that iii Am ii
can servant will tie on her veil in Il natty,
graceful way that an Ems glisll duchess
knows nothing about.
There is said to be no foundation for The
report that Mr.. Sankey's new hymn, lis
your lamp still burning brother:" is to be
dedicated to Mr.. Edison.
He asked /; Cincinnati belle if there was
much culture and refinement in that city,
and she replied; "You just bet your
boots wee cultured to Kill
Mrs. Blake has written an essay on the
disadvantages Of being pretty Most
girls are good-natllred and are willing to
put up with disadvantages.
"Overworked merchant asks; s'IIow
shall contriye to get my mind off my
business? 2" Go into the country and spend
a few days trying to break Il setting hen.
Arab horses are not broken until their
fourth year. That's where they differ.
from tea-cups. But then, Arab horses are
h1-t In, +. i
DR. Hall says that every blade of grass
contains Il Sermon We can understand
now why some people shave theil.lawns so
closely; they want the sermon cut short
':Ah" exclaimed the burglar, with Il
sigh as he gazed through tie bars Of his
cell at his late pal outside, 'Ethere is !; CRATE
difference between me and You, Jim. :
Aud yet he only got six months.
Said Il crafty husband to his business
partner, Il have promised my wife an inn
mense surprise for her birthday More
extravaganza. II shall give her notE-
ing; it will he al immense surprise - z
a dime-novel reader who went West toz
extcrminate a few indians, has not sent
home for II new crop of hairfor two re;.-=
sons. First he hasn't money enough TO
buy u postal card. Second, lie is dead.
Long Words My teacher uses awful
long words" says !; tivc-year-old girl to
her mother, the other elay ..How long,
my dear:3'' was III reply. About as
long as u sIate-pencil, should think,
mamma.
The head cook of the Paris Jockey club
draws the lnnsest compensation Of five
thousand dollars, and is reputed a very
rich man. lie was i'll the seiYice of Nap,
olean ILL.,, and is II man Of education and
considerable note among Parisians. -
Alexander Dumas is now considered
very reserved, but he talks freely and
brilliantly with congenial friends. He
considers the putting of his thoughts on
paper the smallest part Of lis work, the
real work being the previous thinking.
Emerson says that everything good III
man leans on something higher. We diff
fer from Enerson. The good man leans
upon Il staff which is lower than he; it is
the bad man who takes to the higher
lalnp-post for snHpo porf,-JerseY City Jour
nal
The=Aatton says: Judged by the mum
bel. O, its churches, the growth efIits re-
ligious organizations, Or by the percentage
of its ciurvh-going population, no large
city in Ghristendom $50 utterly inditfer-
ent &c the very name Of Christianity as
Berlin.