The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1880-12-07
Sepse and Nuuse,tse.

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1t don'ttake very fast horse to catch
the epizootic.
| 1t is said OF Gladstone that ne "keeps
counsel" better than any man alive.
| The E.ds jett es at the mouth of the
| Mississippi are pronounced q success.
The woman who pretends to laugh at
love is like the child who sings at night
when it is afraid.
Mrs. Mary F. s. Hopkins is the veal
finest woman N Caiiiornla, one 70
worm Szi'zoo'stz
1t is curious provision7ot nature by
j which the trees are made to. go bare
faurlng 'ne cola wessnel s;sNssssslssisi.,.s s.
A bachelor, according to the latest
dennition, 10 q man VINO has LOST the ;op-
portunity OF making woman miserable.
This is the season OF the year when
venerable hens enter their second Child
hood, and are broiled Tor spring chick
ems.
"A cross eyed man VINO SAID ne was
gong 20 vote as ne snot' nao MS pai
iot careiuiiy put among tue "scatter'ng'
oy the Judiclous inspector.
Lives of grocerymen remind us
They can make their starch half lime,
And with sugar wholly blind us,
Putting sand in all the time.
An elephant travelling in car next to
the locomotive on an Indiana railroad
opened the tank, drank all the water, and
so compelled the train to stop.
Tho wouon vbo ,r;m. bor ovn ho,
net can a,wavs he nicked ont of a crowd
bv other women i: now if men only had
this peculiar Gift OF selection.
A. ;n...n.e - .hroudno.. :. o;,o, -
tho P,incstnn;.n. Stuoen, after eu cIs.. " =
aDid Won mark me absent. doctor :" ~
did sir; and what's your name ?"
u..aooho n,,.on,,. pu,,o.o,.
IGGauaGn0, DJspee''a' n.'ou'Iess nn
ME- MTTTnIIP,S Gno" uEHnaruE % a. NE NJ m n
mvcprnoI. @ pIIIe D. o. -
m. ,.o.:.:.
.e =: W.. %o'. Sao' 80 =. .u,o.s.n ns on Ieo
W. Wv. @ ,..s.. " r,,s,o.d ] 49,. u Nv t; s;.
pos s., - 49, Ps s:s ,,:- VIC
'oue. ''o'"s. .D'" ..e ~" =" "
brni'ant ana i,npu'eise people' ssi.'
.eo'u.e: oa puy.'o""my' ua'e s,A oia.A
ey..' =. .ue' .en .h..,.a. ao Im, ,".y 9, =,
az. W se' en' .ue' WV ."pu''.'e.
wonder wnat oany wouid THINK 1t
worth bis while 10 60 through tue wear
ana tear OF growing up II ne knew tnat
10 "s'e ~ ", u,oo.ue ",1., eu' O''Ae"'n
u o''ss''' '
ihe season 10 mere when man must
moi oniV guaid care'uiiy n's iinerty soo
every otner rignt voucnsaied MN ny the
Consttunon, out ne must Keep one eye
VI n's "ooupae '"' aen 'o
membership IN tne new lorK otock
Exenanfe now costs ozo,ooo Ior 9 seat
any al e'eSs'on 1,, oy ananssao 70 soss. g g
ofe9keie#us sen goou 'nany Suales ,u
oIusf 70 ges even WIN 'uon coS'y
IN m' =,
Inc hc9est men 10 germany are 'pe
no'nscniios' o, r,shk'oll A.uPp' VI
Essen ana bieicnptouer, o' ner''n'
rrlnce bismarck Is a'so reckonea among
1ne ml,nonaltes' Inc ,et nainoer Vi iius-
A. ,a;.o, - c.ora;. ..rs. ..co,a ;s
eound IN tb;,.r.s;r connt;es in this state
s;,var % n throc conner in .h;rtesn iron in
go. ,hroo d;amanSs IN t-an,v.s;, ond
mh;stu n a,I ~ ,bom. and Tho loo, oeto
.man v;,h .ll the root"
MI. ...h.r,.-o,.;,.d. ~, o.ho,
:. ~. spr,rar bo.rd;nm honss 81 nevsr
a.sm sn' ron .o - a.b sor q second n;ecs of
na' n;o y. ~ homs" ct tnew Il wa.n,t M
m p.s :" ,an,;aS rr.ntn nn;..,, os ho nro.
ceeded With b;a nie eating
'o
Inc wen kho~n s'rens.Ienlng p,up
.as;a, ..ss "a 80, no,fact norv;ro .ro
! eoS o - c..,o,,, Tron p;ns vb;oh
.ounu - .na na,,.. "a hodr .nd
;..1s ;"aene W. soI .ho Mood snd comn,ov;on
'"poo W ~
"1ou smoke 100 much' my oear -, 'el-
iow-postiVeiy, you oo. tou II run
Won moi" .But Won do-you smoke
ON onnc, a dav. at least" "But. then
look at the small pipe I smoke it in"
II hepuoiicsnisn s"ouie ever get .ns
ascennencY III uer empire uu'lng ner ,,ie
ume, queen s,c'oIla osoomes p'a'! mrs 1.
family name OF her late husband. sccor
dino 10 Theodore Marin. his bioora
nbor
a.. cb;o.. r;u,,
!. 70 aSsel'.u w ,no on'eo .S ~s;
'na' 'ne p'VJ.o'eu sup g.na. o I :,
eago 70 'ue m,ss.S:lpp' VIII .;oa do' - 20 90, .,
,o"su s..;,n ~ s'o1, non :" anrp,on. % .ba ,.rd i
"spo Tha e.,;g.tea oo., ~ tbe .cbem. ;,
s1s IL mn ooo to ais 600 600
MISS An.aonv - a"ou' lec'u.'ag "
TINS suolec1 1Waa wants NOT oreau
ou' .ne oalios Ws 'ea. @ .na' ~. al "sa"n
IN soanuon'pg oreau 'ol '.e Suh.ase
VIII cause man 70 wsn' ore1u ,.. more ,hal !.
ever anu ue WI! Re. very i''.le .na'
"o-n '
i The truthfulness OF a sign over
Santa Fe saloon is TO be admired. Al
Old-fashioned perforated tin Lantern