The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-02-10
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No si.sing eyorel-phone To- u. W.
prefer ~ take he electricity direct from
the ba,,srs.
--Srne -eais~ AZ philosopher has sr,t;-n
." I'll. inf..ny IN die ard not BE- missed
Don't m'rd him. girls; 90 Oh 9Th the
Mari 's~ BON.
Before Harvey discovered the eirculs-
lion II nioci, the man vno 90. biz On the
nose supposed that organ held . pint oi
"clsrss' all the u,..
IT Samy.son hsd bot possessed the
.hrs ~dne.s oi bald he .sird m n he never
would have suffered .hawe xn.: defes, Ly
nasiny h'- hair cut.
A younG man. while attempting 10 h1
!" mi.pisced switch" OF = young lady hes.i
ia ballroom. s,epped on her dres. and
.'s@ecksd the train"
"A fond mother ia L~sdsiile speais Of
her late son - having b.sn born in M;ehi-
gan, but raised i'm Coiorssic. Tn. vigilance
Committee r.i.-d h,m.
When they have . dance in Mexico
they have row, and when they have =
rov all the hidlrrs are pretty crri.in 20 b.
killed. Therefore, Mexican 6idI.r- de-
mAnd high pay.
A man of seventy married = xonan OF
sixiy st b rminehsm, Mich, aud firid-
himself sued for bre oh 81 prumise by q
scnIan II -ixty i've. The eiddy Young
thing. are all in = tshgl~"
A fs-hinn article ssys beautiful women
can afford to di.penss wi,h elaborate dress
ing.
i~s, that's jist 90. The Ie-~ dressing a
beautiful woman docs, the more q, please
The boys.
"A d~nii., in jefferson City worked NJ
. girls teeth for nearly three seeks, and j,
Va. proved in Court that he stretched hsr
mouth half an inch. The jnry. howev,r,
decided ih.s b.. mouth va no dam aye 10
. female.
Twas the very spirit divine cf thu
poetic u,use tina, inspired = female 20 ~ri,.
And your lip- chung To mine ,il. I pr eyed
IN NV biiss they might never unels-p irDa,
tbs; rsY,urous ki.s." We trca.ble Ter the
consequences bad shs, prayer been IN
s~er~d.
The New York E,rr,ss --y- the query
j. up - TO wh.t . minister should receive
for marrying couple. This ough, to DE-
pend whether he j. 10 have the 6rst Kiss
from the bride, and whether che ate ~
onion the same day II 81, he should
bsnkrups the bridegroom then snh there.
"A widow desires In receive three gentle
men ii good pssi,i"n - 'nar,iers, and wsn;.
three ladies of ,irdsnisbie po.itinn 4" board
9th her and form an -gresable home on
co-opxrAiive principle"
The abose j. taken frcr, the London
Ts~sss. In ihi. county these ''home- ON Gu
operative priucipies" have a fer lrss ira
grsnt name, and the police alwiys keep sn
eye on en-.
A Bo-ten Clergyman Was badly swim
died the ether day. A couple c,iled on
him 10 get marrie'', his fee being Eve DOL
lars. He performed the Ceremony, received
a tif,y dollar bill, and Wa a.ked for forty
Eve dollar. in change, which he gave. A.
ter they left be found the City to be counter.
feIt. and. when he came TO think OF il, he
remembered that the slleg~d bride locked
like mn dressed up in sor,sn'. clothes
A stranger in Boaie, Nevsda, one day
lat week, in eating a plate a ha-h at Q
restaurant, being very hungry, uIguardr,liy
neglected to chew j, property AMI swsllo~ cd
n large eIat sutton. Taey dcc,ored him ios
pneumori. for three days before he vss
able To explain. Then they led him big
button hole tied 10 . string and 6shed II
Out % time. lie nox scresns all his hasil
through . csne-botiona~j char very care
fully before eating.
Three old bachelors Of Bocasill-, Who
slerp 10 . small room sdjo'nins mule lot,
insert the following I'D" 10 the boorvi!le
AdsUtisr:
Wanted Bayen-For whi:iow 4 skin
neris mules il the lot on ncrthxe-, corner
OF Sixth snd Morgan streets. They are q
lively and frol'csoms set Of young mules
They go TO sle~p sbo0' ? o'clock in the eve
ming and wake up 1t ~, and paw. kick and
neigh, and make more noise than u nursery
fall VI b,biss-they are too fat and lively.
The advice Of sh. BAzoo to these old sin
nsrs 10 to get = ir~-h rib spiec~. 4 vie.
even IL che prove. . kicker" il . far pref
cradle eompaaioo to = lively, irolicsoms.
!ss young mule.
-Sf v2le0tin<,s hav n np.y n hsnA