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, 1880-12-02

,,.nstrh ID 7nt Chicago 7sbune-
s'ft.a' 'np 1,ec, f.-Ihts was tho d'tte sot
Nsw ionn, ou4 annual meeting for tho transfer
ns .tock IN tho pFopottt.9,. .9 u o'tss'in e"U
q hs" 81 Tho old stock Of inc i.ou,ss ns,,t"i ~
fa a.ns;tia S.S Railroad conlp,l,s, 1 smu'e cf
Ss,a'a S''nn,nany having been tloao!eu. s3'tn,rod 1
.asearIty e,anrIty shareholders meantime oo.aaneu
he !1l'uo'',ti !1lt1".,io,, from tho Chanccry Court q.
- inlu,,."T l,,," Tenn, restraining tho proposea
Sashsn NJ. OIL Tuesday AFTERNOON MT
srsHsle'. NJ i,ruoklyu, a Shareholder ina.ie
Goodnom,. ,,.,, - n Jut1gr Donolluc, Of TIC
,ppllea.a,oD rnurt In this city, Tor d
sup1sa.v supsor,ary injunction, rcpoatlng ne
tupp'eaass'D';, tupp,,aa ;,pon wh!cl, tho Nashville
d'esa'su"' dsa.sam WIS obtained, md stating
!aa4t.,to t.st Of tho laster's existence. Ills i.'s
ss,.r Gs ,r refused tic application Of, ho gsouna
ao,1t. ,ta ~, farts cited were i'ls!1Ef'ctcnt, anu
~! ..,rc NV that thv Nashville Court ms no
ess eessJs'etiol, oyor the tra1lsicr olhce Ill 'h'S
t.Y: .Y:.,,rnrn THE COMPANY TO rHocEEp'
hh ;. o.n ssn transfer In tho usltnl way. This
sAn .s,.,.s ~, was mt generally known to-day.
oss'',s, rs asror,lincly, only comparatively few
aoa, as 'sorc nrrse1,te,l for transfer. These
saa1e' ,tIw "sI transferred. as though ITO Ill
we're p1'n'p'' ."a.a IN nxistcncc, On tho street
junction. ,,s.,,or w., ~ nf hfr. Goo,lnow WIS
tue hppnca''o" ,.,,., do,t,o iuatfrata,]
regarded IS !. al'e"u " ~ cn,n,,,rv
m Tho officers VI Ito sa; ..,t., =;
n relieve themselves OF t,io heseos1s, -
n.rlne thu order Of the Nashville Court.
aE', u. t1,,cctors Of tho Louisville Il Nashville
~ a.ea.nv hcld SPECIAL mceting to-day In this
.ar President II. Victor NeWco1nb hat't'eu
s.vi t!t,. -csru,tion, wlllcl. wnsacceptcd. and n
" ".t,.;or AE n thuuks was unanimously passed
Te%4e.'e ~ he sprytres. L. II. Green, for
70 t''I ~ y,ino. .1,r,o;Lnnt was clected 1'rest-
merry M!sv ,.',.a,,.,,,. f,rmor1v stcond Vtcr-
GEM l. s,,,.,,,, f,rut v,cn. .1,restdnnt
pmsldent Wy e'oss'' 'sAtt H., t,",rlv coc,ed
Ind c. la1a".". o''o ~. s VIA % '1,ros1Jont
Directors WIS c'loss.l ..,',scl',,n oseu" ~ N~NS
.l..,;,,<,, M's ;,,,"oi ~ I1iroctor Tn his
IT'LL fcIalls ,'ls p.s. H.. ~ - .,,st ho "a co,.
teF Of fcs's,a, .,,a. ~, @ 10 - ",sn1u,n con.
pe'ed 10 aaolt '.sns !'!as ev"s ",,a ~ @,,Is. ~ '
, 1880-12-02
GOTIIAATITEaIS.


spsetat nspatea 10 It's chteapu Tribune.
NEW Y0RK, Dec. 1.-The al1.agc stake
closed last night with twcnty-seycn entries,
Tho interest In tho result Is very ,Rrcnt, rs
there arc IN many "good ones " im tho stake.
Dryson's Gladstone Is n hot fayorit over tic
field. 4 severe easterly storm commenced
this morning at 1 o'clock. by daylight
several Inches Of snow llntl fallen, and then it
turned into rain. The trlnts aro postponed
until tho weather permits them to he corr
tinucd. 1t is hoped TINT tomorrow will bo
clear.
FAIR,
Tho attendance Mt tho st, Francis Xavicr's
Church fair held in st. Francis Nayier's
Church, In West Sixteenth street. l,as beon
increasing nightly since thu opening, and in
view Of tho great SUCCESS already achieved
1t has been DECIDED to keep tho fair open
until Monday evening, when ,eil tho articles
remaining oil tic several tables will bo dis
,,osetl Of. Tonight Mayor Cooper mid tho
Mnyor-elcct, William Il. Grace, visited tho
fair.
KlIKESSY.
4 number OF gentlemen In thfs city who
style themselves tho "Tarncll Land League,"
In opposition to tl,o regular Irish National
Land Lcugue." having headquarters In Acad-
sNs i!',, i,a,o '9s"Iu ~ npe@, ~ W a!u to1
u ~. e1n, ,raa. ~ 49, .1,at Methus. ~ ~.
9,..I.t ~ t..t'.' ~ sA9
= 'e'''>'0''' - '''' ~ ,,,e..1's. '1".''''
,c,. H.. 's.s... moMaN r., vat, H..
,,aa,.,s En.,oao' tn u";1o, ~ ~u ".et. T., u.o ~
"au m,a. ~ 'oo'.'.u 1,..t !,'s9
ops.e'. mn o,.e. ~ .,' .no ss nesls
t,'c Taan',,. o. .aa..,"n nt,, s.1 .,sa wnu.o %
tas ~ sa,r ~, ,i,,. 49,. ~ sa % z..o nau
.oau, VIZ o t, " ~ y. -, ~
>.m,, 1 .o"..'ooS''''' .,''" 'ls'
,,..,,a ,on ,' ~ ~ a,..'.,iaa. ~ .,,n ,,,
~ nea, s,roaa - ~ n,,, o0 81 u.
n,.S.i.as,.,x. Hi ...i'.,t ri, ,ap. "'. ~
.a sHtsnu j.. .An, I. ",,, 80 -, .sc.u.o ""s
rt.,,es, NJ. G"nro..a IT, 1,.c.s' ILL.,
1Mn 1 i. ~ >aas. ea!as, s ,rs" s' Ta s'
au' Aa a'o .. 1's.',,e, G.un. usn
.',r,,o ""a ,as,ean Mo,N',,"o. Sa,,,a.
"' 4, nnSynS puom % r1Ip nunx1xo. ]
HuASps Fhoat THE AuAStSu'
1ne.e ~ 1eason 70 pe1'osu tilt] aiu oeposit'
clsl tAe t"o no"atA saflh9s,nahRs VINE"
4A!,iA ,i al1a 1l9 Ne"n1k SAVINGS tnsatut'Wi- :.
Wl!' W pala a'sotnef atsnaenu ~ SUIT
| Hut u tMScn OIL tho TACT tint tito Ohio Il
Chesapeake bonds, OF which both banks hold
n larE0 quantity, and which WcrD believed to
bo worthless, hive lnreely appreciated In
value. alNl will so0N be quoted ut par.
MATCHES.
Thore nre only twenty-five natcl,-iactoriea
| In the country, seycn Ut which nre Ill Now
York.
Ml:ssIss. nRF:xEt, MORGAN 4 CO.
havo sold their Interest III tho Long IsIa11d
Railroad to Austin Corhin md other Eentlo.
men connected will, improvements o., tho
, 1880-12-02

Special Dtspateh to The cAfecqo Tribune.
lNp1AsAroLts. Ind. Dec. l.-Gov.-elsot ror-
tor, although taRlng nc part In tho sullatorlul
slanbblo, Ia Of opinion that 0o1,. Harrison Is
cortatn to DO elected ou thu tirst bullet.
The Hon. OoorKo ". Frtcdley, OF licdf0Ed,
Cha!rnRn Of tho Republican Stnto Committee
In 1s70 WIS In tho city to-ilay. md II, IN inter-
sew expressed tho opinion tl,Ilt every nfia III his
section Ut tho Stnto wMs tCcI.ludiy for llnrrtsUu
nithougd tho utmost kindness IL expressed
fQYinI1l other EnnultlNtgg. -
, 1880-12-02

tary 10 notify Messrs. Garfield md Arthur TINT
tho vote Of tho Ohio Electoral College had been
unanimously cnst for thom ns President and
ViCc-I'rra!lent respectively.
Alter signing tho necessary certificates tho
Cnl'c9e adjourned sine .tlc,
Tho Elccu,rs Will leave In n botfy for Cleveland
this evening, and 10. morrow will visit Gen. Hhr'
Held At Mentor,
, 1880-12-02
WISCONSIN, ,

MANSON, Wis, Doc. 1.-Wlscnnsin's Electoral
College convened IN tho Executive ruonis Of tho
Klnfc Cupftu! 1T |. noon. All the rnonbeFs Ut tho
College, were present. George End WAS elected
ChnIrfnan and WillInm +. McInren Secretary.
The yate wns unanimous for Garfield and Arthur
for frtatlent ntld Wee President. +. II. krtbbs
WINS elected messclgur to curry tho T0to 10
WuahIuEtpti.
, 1880-12-02
MINNESOTA.

FSr. PAu14 Mtnu.. Dec. 1.-Trhe Minnesota Elcc-
tors met lit the CopItol to-day and cast tho five
votes at tho Stntc for jnfncs a. Garfield pEa
Chester 4, Arthur for President und Viee pra!-
dent. J. 4. Thacher wna cht1sen MB tMcss+n@Ee. @
" convey II cnrtiieatc of tho vote to ttk VICE
PEesldent 1t WAAhtnKtQn.
, 1880-12-02

Fl. LOu1s. No.. 1Iru. LA spccfnl to tho FoAe-
Dislntch frntn Jefferson City says tue PreBi-
tt9nt1Al Electors tnrt therp this morning. James
q. nroa,lhcnd wus elected President md c. F.
lIooKher Secrctnry. The vote uf tho College VIA
cast tor Hancock aud English. Thu aelcctlon ut
Il messenger to convey tho rOto to Washington
waa deferred until afternoon.
, 1880-12-02

WASHINGTON, q. G., Dce. 1.-ftis said, authors
itativoly, hero to-day TINT Loyi r. btortou. Of
Now York, will no longer consent to tho uso Of
his Dutno In connection with tho sccrotnryship
Of tho Treasury under Con. Guriicld, aud ilo
has gone back to Now York to enter upon
II canvass for tho senatorshlp. Under Fec. s43
Of tho Isovtscd Btatutos, bir. Morton Ia Ineligible
to appointment rs Secretary OF tho Treasury, TN
account Of his dealing In Government and state
securities. He IL member OF A,banklng- house
III London and Now York. ,
Tho Following is tho prohibitory clause In tho
section alluded to:
SEC. 143. No poraon appointed 10 tho ofIico Of
Secretary Of tho Treasury, or First C0Itrotlcr,
ur Frst fAnlltor, Or Treasurer, or Register.
shall dlrectly or indirectly lc concerned or
Interested In cArrylng Oh tho blsness of tr7,llo
or c0lnmprce, or bo owner fn whule or III Part OF
my sen. n.ytsscI, or purchase by himself, Hr
Anuthor in trust for him, any public in,tds Or
purchase ur tlLspnsu, Of any public securities Of
any Btate, Or OF tho United Suites, etc.
, 1880-12-02

Special Dispatth to Ths Chicago TRIBUNE.
LAxK1N0. Mlch., Dec, 1.-THE Electoral Col
lego nBsemblcd in tho Sennte Chamber tn.i1ay nt
high nob,t. Eleven votes were cnst for GartieId
mud tho sane for Arthur. Tho t1rst Etcctur-nt.
LnrYu, c. y. Peck. uf Port Huron. was elected
messenger to carry tho rcauIt Ut tho yoto to
WAshirRton,
, 1880-12-02

8pttIa! UAplleh 70 1A1 Chstaao 1FlbWN*,
ST, LOUIS, Uoc. l,-ru-day the baltimore &
Ohio ltaflru!d ran lts rst train frou. here by !.s
nGw lInu tu Now York. 1t now hna through ctitl.
aectiols ftt'tn -: L,nis to New York i1Mlepend"
, 1880-12-02
TO THE PUBLIC,

Of pr. Railways old esta6iishr,l Il. Il. ii. Nonle-
dtes thun tho base and worthless limitations ut
shutt,. Az theru Aru Fulso los4,lyenta, lt@ltsfa,
th4t t4lg naulv " la4May" u " wAat YoQ buy.
, 1880-12-02

Epfe9dI D15F0'f6 70 !h3 E1!ta9o 7f16NNf.
TntElo, O., Ice. l,-rho now Tulo.lo, nclphos
j. Huntington ltaIlro1d. harrow RunKo, was
opened to-t!ny for busEness, and freight roco!vetl
for Toledo, Routh trnletn, Waturytltc. Grand
shns Crossing. Wiltshire, n.ca,t,r, iln,l Islilr-
ton. o.; Warren, Ind; aud I'LL !ntcrtncdlate stu
uOtlA,
, 1880-12-02
SHORT or COAL.

aptttal Fispatfh 70 IN CRitaoo 1flbuns.
Four l)ut,aE. H., Dec. l.-1ho coal. miners
slr,,rk to-day. THIS Will seriously ombarruss
tho llsInuls Central nnd tho Ut. Paul s. Sioux
City III Iowa. Tho tRttor snat! reports only coul
Oh hand to lust all engines three hours, ind have
ordered uost fralyht-tains discontinued fur tho
present.
, 1880-12-02
OCEAl! STEAMSHIP NEWS.

NEw YtusK. Dec. l.-Arr4yel, tho steamship
ltnllyla &rGut ul,ssEow; tho steamship Olcr frutu
l!retilrIl; Cambrla, it4mbusy, uuu ueypn, tru44
l}Elatnt.
lAlS1llN, lieu. l.-T'ho ScheIialn, itholhe, und
Westpha!la, from, New York. have arrived Out.
thu stcau,eE tnro'ltlA. fru!n huttnosr, lost ll5
AeA1 u cl,klI0 Oh IA4salIKp,
, 1880-12-02

CHICAGO H. WESTERN INDIANA.
Judgu .inmeaon yesterday morning decided
tho motion of tho defendants in tho cAHcs OF tho
ChicnHo g. Western Indiana 1tailrond Company
against tho Luke Shore & Michigan Bnuthorn
und Chicago, Rock Island T. Pnotlc Railroads to
transfer tho cnscs 10 tho United Stntcs Circuit
Court. Tic Judge said tho only fact put In issue
wns that OF tho citizenship OF tho parties, Ms to
whether tho petitioner, tho Like Shoro 1soad.
waa foreign corporation 50 1s to entitlG II to
hayo tho cai1so removed. Tho petition allcRcd
that tho Lake shorc lsoad was Il New York cor
poruuon Within tho meaning of tho lays of Con;
Qress na c11latruet! by shS Conft, ie being wei
fsitsa ss'ion '0ns Il otsor a5 s'ate Fsets
of that state undcr whoso laws i existed as y
fnfght nuke up tho corporation. Tho Lake
Shore Roa1 was na1o III, by aucccsstTo Gnnsoi!.
dations or rpal nraQnally cx,sttty IN !llino!at
called tho Northern Indiana & Chlengo ltn!iroatl
Company, with different r1)asts running tn#ntd
tho scabontt. Such compound roatl running
through ,dItrorcnt States VIM corporation IN
cnetl orc OF those Beyer1.l stntea. Iii tue NIB
tic Court would hRvo right to presume thAt
tho Luke Shore lsoat. in n suit nFoilRht IEninst
1t without nny specification that It WIS foreign
coporao wa an iia5 ra'air o yfrS ,;hc
tho Court could thke nny coREIzahce. unless
ii tho papors Gcforo It. Tho Lake shorc, lsond
IN Illinois company, and could not now cgulta-
nt!y he hoari to urge tho contrary: Tho lltiga.
tion then, bong between two ll!inois corporn-
tlons, did not present easo ent!i!tng tn9 &c
fen?Ant to REMOVAL nnd tho potiuoh woula 10
'fa,:'i ~. iilRh, as attorney for the Lnko Shore
1s0ntl Is now tn1ttng steps to transfer tho cAs0
under tho not Of 1s75, by tlus tho papors In tho
, 1880-12-02
ARKANSAS.

LITTLE RocH, Ark. Dec. l.-Tht ffcs,dcntlai
Electors Ut Arkansas met ut the Eapltol hcfo so'
day md cast the SIX votes uf ito state for itan-
Gosk nnd Eg!'; for rtesaentt snu
, 1880-12-02
PERSONAL,


spsetal DtJpatth 10 Ths Chicago Tribune.
ST. Louis, llcu. 1T. d. 1!ntos, Superintendent
or tho ChIca9o l. Alton leat', nftur spending TWO
dHya III hooking after tAo intcrosta of his rod In
shis cit y, returned to Chicago this snorntn3.
Y; ". ltokera. staE,hKnr; !: =. cassidy. Con,
jMlics ljlfi, Engineer, Ut tho 1t. tduuts & Sun
FEAuclae0 Nulruud, har1 golU TO O5xego, k0s.
, 1880-12-02

sp.,,s, ,',nlht.E FOR MIs. AnuEy,
NV " oaeasth to Ths CAteaao Tribune,
sili1dnaaa1s Dec. LIN view OF tho sudden
Tk,arxs@ VI the "Passton play,n Tug
Z 4bbsy correspondent called upon Henry
sesestlay to learn hls Intentions.
, 1880-12-02

nEs MoIvEs, H., Dec. l-Tho Town Electoral
College east a solid voto for Jusnes a. Garilc'd
anu Ches,erA. Arthur, and elected tho Hon.
Jatncs HARLAN messenger to curry tho rcturns
TO WuBhtnxton.
, 1880-12-02
WEST VIRGINIA.

WHEELING, ". W., Dec. 1.-Tho i've Wcs
vlsBIntu Elect01s mot Ut tho Stntu ftouse to-ln!
md east their unanimous vote for EAucock aus
English.
, 1880-12-02

ItlcnMosp, VII, Dec. 1.-Tho Electoral Col-
ege ut Virginia to.dny Gust tho voto OF tho Stnso
for unucock nul Engilsh.
, 1880-12-02
VERMONT.

MONTPELIER, vt, Dee. l.-Thc Electors IN this
Stnte cast unanimous vatc Of i've for Gnrilp)i
md Arthur tor prcstdDnt and |tcc-PrGsldcnt Of
tho Uu1tcu StAtts.
, 1880-12-02

Il &%E 4 g

FA4f.SEsXSs = =
TorrKA, Kas., Dec. 1.-Tlo Presidential Eject
ors of knnsas mot at Topeka. Gust their votes
for Garfield md Arthur, and Judge Il. v. p.
Muse wRs elected messenger to tako tho returns
to WashiuKt0n.
, 1880-12-02

5peetas D..pateh to Tbs chieaGo 1f1b,at.
LINCOLN. Ncb., Dec. L-The Electoral vote ar
Nebraska wns cast for GArtlcld and Arthur to-
day. II. J. II. Thutstou, Of omaha, waa chosen
aS messenger.
, 1880-12-02
NEW YORK.

Albany, N. T., Dec. l.-Tho cnttro vote OF tho
Etectnn.t College wns given Jamcs 4. Gartleld
for President and Chester i. Arthur fur Vice.
President. The announcement WIS received
with applause.
, 1880-12-02

PENNSYLVANIA.
HAnR1snuIst, Pa, Dec. 1.-The Electoral Col
lego cnst tho ~ votes Ut tho Btute for OArtlcld
NIL Arthur.
, 1880-12-02

NASHVILLE, Tchn, Dec. 1.-Thc Hancock md
English Electors assembled at the Capitol aud
Gust twelve votea for Hancock aul English.
, 1880-12-02

Nav ORLEANS, l}cc. Thu Electoral votes ut
I.otlts!auA wrrc to-day caat tor lluncock and
English.
, 1880-12-02

NEW JERSEY.
TRENTON, N. j., Np0. 1.-The New Jersey.
Electors to-day y0tel for lInnet,ck un4 English,
, 1880-12-02

CONNlst"rICuT.
HANTpOR1,, CH,nt, lice. l.-Tho Electoral y0toa
ut CttnectIcut wvru cast for O4rliel aul Arthur
tu.lay.
, 1880-12-02

CoSconf, n. H., Dec. l.-Tho Presidential
Electors tn.tlay Gust tho yoto Of tue Stntc Tor
uarllell a1,i Arthur.
, 1880-12-02

Argusrt, Nc. nco l,-sfa!no Electoral College
cast lt,or builots to-dny fur Qntlold mud
Arthur,
, 1880-12-02

MASSACHUSETTS.
liosTOS, dec. 1.-The Eiootoril vote OF thfs
State was today cast In duo form for Garfield
lll Arthur.
, 1880-12-02

ltIEOUE ISLAND.
InoyIngxcE. Il. L.. leo l.-0artlc!d and Arthur
resolved tito yotu " tho Electors OF thls Slase
fu-4lAy,
, 1880-12-02

DgayElt, C0lo., Dec. 1.-Thp Electoral College
to-tny cast tho yotu Of tho Suite for Gur'iotd
aud Arthur.
, 1880-12-02
CHICAGO, pE1IIN d. SOUTHWEST
1cIiN llAIIAH0AD.

The following is q synopsis Of tho report for
October Of 8. u. Reed, Nosolrer of tho Chicago,
Icktn s. Southwestern 1eailr1>ud CoInrnny, which
report was filed yesterday befuro Judge DEuul-
fnOnIs
, 1880-12-02
FEVER and AGUE

FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty cents.
Tnnre ts nut tut1eiiNl agent in this world thut
will curG Fever ns,d .aKtln alo Ill nthor hnari-
Ois, HilInl,s, H..aret 'typh0, Yellow, mud oehtr
levers Mideil by llAnWAY's PILLS. 10 quickly
- taIkADWAY'AN READY RELIEF.
FIFTY CENTS l'Elt l.UTlIE.
, 1880-12-02
Read "FALSE AND TRUE

Bet1 lctlUr stamp 70 JGADVAK q tNl.,
NO " WAliltEN.tr., COR CilullClI-ST. NEW
yOitk.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-12-31


The last number of the Medical Record
method OF deHdening pain, which is o.
striking simplicity. 1t was discovered by
DIR. Bonwill, dentist OF phila lelphia, in
1876. In using the method the operator
merely requests the patient to breathe
rapidly, making about 100 respirations per
minute, ending in rapid putting expira-
tions. At the end of from two to five
minutes an entire or partial absence OF
pain results for halt minute or more. and
during that time the teeth may be drawn
or incisions made. The patient may be
in any position, but that recommended is
lying on the side, aud 1t is generally best
to throw handkerchief over the face to
prevent distraction of the patients atten-
ton. When the rapid breathing is first
begun the patient may feel some exhilara-
tiou following this comes sensation OF
fulnesa in the head or dizziness. The face
Is at first and afterward pale or even blush.
the heart beats rather feebly and fast, but
consciousness lost The effect is produced
In females more readily than in males, and
in the middle-aged more easily than in the
OLD /; children can hardly be made to
breathe properly. Its denied that there
is any possible danger. Several minor
operations, other than frequent dental ones,
have bcen successfully 'nade by this method
and it is claimed that in dentistry, minor
surgery and obstetrics 1t may supplant The
common an&sthetics. DIR. Hewson's ex-
planation is that rapid breathing diminishes
the oxygenation of the blood. and that the
resultant excess of carbonic acid temporari-
ly poisons the nerve centers. DIR. Bonwill
gives several explanations, one being the
specific effect Of carbonic acid, another the
diversion OF will-force produced by rapid
voluntary muscular action, and, third, the
dlnming up of the blood in the brain, due
to the excessive amount OF air passing
through, the lungs. The Record is not satls-
fled with the theories, but considers 1t
well proved thac pain may be Cleadened by
the method. which it commends to the
profession for the exact experimental de-
termination of its precise value.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-12-31

An Indiana peddler. sixty-one wears old,
has just run away with his third wife.
While there's lite there's slope.
There amt any green turtle in his
politics, . said man of an airy candidate (;
''it's all calves head.''
The girl who chalks Ter cheeks thinks it
* Der er 20 mark the miss than miss The
mars,
AT recent marriage the bride was
young damsei who had been a great fiirt.
When the Clergyman asked the question,
.'Who gives this woman away" young
fellow preSeuc exclaimed, y could, but
WON'T
Tie man vito ,oaf, sis time away around
n grocery, willie his vile works hard to
Supper. him. can a5n-ty- tell you just what
GAS e,ai::try uee l. ta enhance its pros
perits
Fi'e ,iaocinG master is always taking
sfel,- 10 improve nis basi;ls.<s.
Never count your cold chicken before it
is ira> he'd.
Cincinnati dyer recently went insane
from political Excitement. We suppose
the more he read the nndtler he got
a Philadelphia husband. who doesm't
want hi wife +" tauIHr tNifIu his letters. i
the author oi ghe report that Internal
m.ehiueS are being fouual III mails
Miss Feune1i says IIel ministers sermons
are "a little obscure. - ''but." she says, II
do love to sit and watch the lineagcs of
hi face -
Il won,ier, uncle, = >si,i little girl. ''li
.nen will ever yet live 10 be 500 or 1000
years old p mo. my child responded
the old man, ssthat was tried once, and the
race grew SO bad that the world had to be
drowned"
Upon the marriage of her daughter he
other day a Phiiadel phia mother remarked
IShat she was sure she would quarrel with
Der sorl-in-lsw. .'B"t it Is all right" sfe
s',h, nc aud have agreed to have kIO
m'as s-slinging during the campaign"
Albany, Or, has brass band contain
ing e I've of the foremost young women
in the ~. 1t might be supposed that
they coal put OH enough '.airs'' without
organiztn& a baud. And it looks odd to
see them rerlrs4iug home sober after play
ing at . p'litical Neutrality-suspicious.
| Herald.
Rev. DR.. Wosds, of Andover, was once
giving bis class some instructions about
preaching In suchs manner as to gain at
tention and appislse. ..Young gentle.
men, said he, '.it'sNai contained in nut
shell. When You go 4 preaeh in the city,
take your best cost 81 when you go to
preach in the country tsRe your best ser
mon'
There is difference beaFeen land aud
water. A young man maybe able to earn
orly salary Of $l2 week, Nt put him
Ia the surf, and IL he has strdAg arm and
knows how TO swim he is th4king bee
among the ladies, while the blo!aed mill.
ionaire hangs disconsolately aud alone 81
the safety rope.
Two strangers, gentlemen. y 81 peeslp5
the same seat in q railway eDf, ciiaE pIea Z
antly on polItIca, trade, crops, etr ana
have quite 81 enjoyable season. II the
strangeI latlIes. however, they win sit
szns1 Ter fifty miles, only approaching
hilsty hy casting sideIong gIances at
sel Others good clothes. Nsso Hapea
s5sstw.
e Is said that George Washington some
4 times used swear words, but this must be a
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suscisie o.. a Train.

After the west-bound overland train had
left Carlin Monday night Conductor Case
miss, d one of tn, passengers. and. on try
iug th.. watcr-c closel door, found it Ioekesl.
Brakeman Hill forced the door open. ami
found the nissiRg man lyimg dead. with a
builet-h0le IN his head The remains were
taken TO WInuemucca. where an inquest
was held. Papers found on the body
showed that his name was Anton Ulinsky
a native OF Pola nd. He was about 55
years of age. On the b:,fiy there was also
found $3.50 in coin and greenbacs<s, and
Coroner's Jury found that he came 10 his
death by pistol shot wouml inflicted by
his own fand.-Battle MountafB Nec.,
Messenger, December IL.
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AAAA ASa8z8Afeat4xf& A&0AA4 y kAAfAE s@4%AANa
witch is Why renlarss.-
nd r ny language Is plain. -
HI for ways that are dark,
Al f )r tricks that are In vain,
TlIMo: 'ey Chlnee Is peculiar.
Hich the same l would rise 10 explain.
Baum was his name
Al. st oriling a duel.
1,llpt 81; " what the same
Witt imply-'twould be crtIel
Butt vii 4 it was wicketiand 1rutb-llke.
As1=t.al&a eut reInarkedto Marsh.Jewell.
Twas October he'd heard
From the vote in the West
Which il might be inferred
10 his temper gave ze<r
But lie played it That day upon Garfield
aud me, in a way defeat.
Which We had a campaign
And BarnnIn took u hand.
It was Fair Play. The sRule
He did not understand
But he smiled as he bosseti III. Gou1matfee.
With smile that was Trutli-llke and
bland.
But to tell of each wire
He pulled I'm Erabie,
And it kiIIiIcs ms ire
To think of his stable.
Which was crammed full of mules In
bari q
And each wearing bribery label.
But the devilt.y bold
Of that Bnrnun. dear dear
And the lies that he told
Were quite frightfiil to hear
Till vt last he put tlowna forged letter.
Aud sworc : That james wrote 1t is
clear"
Then at Garfield looked I,
And he gazcfl upon ine,
And rose with sigh.
And said. s'Can this be
We are swindled by Chinese cheap forg-
ing
And we went for that Morey Chinee.
In the scene that ensued
All the voters came forth,
And ou Barnum' 5 fell brood
The fair.Tninded North
Sat down very hard and emphatic,
For, 0. they were terribly wroeh.
In his ears. which were long,
They inserted flea,
And his dastardIy wroHg
PlIat was aimed at Jim G..
Turned into & pefart that hofettH
This Trnth-loving Morey Chinee.
Which Is why conte,ld,
And I stick TO it still,
That Fate shapes tl.eir end.
Rough Hewitt as they viii.
Who try to impose on the people
Which the same Is a lesson Iiot Ill.,
-Neso York Tribune.