The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-28

Personal and OtherWloo-0one to
TeXss-That Good Hotel All
About Q Wedding Amt NJ
the Flat PootO-
Wright IL in Texas.

lsdy al Holden, u one o: the tesG0ees IN
the Clinton public school.
--Msrsh p. Wright IL absent nj Hot
Spring, Arkansas, in quest Of health and
rest He siil return earl, in September.
Prof. JnO. q. Clarke. Jr., the popular
dancing matter, will be detained here q
few days longer than he had expected. He
will be in Sedalia BY October lat.
sol Blatt's livery stable il one Of the
boss establishments of southwest Missouri.
His hOr-es, carriages and turn-Outs are
second to none in any town in this part Of
the state. Drummers know hun and his
horses.
The St. Stephen Hotel, vith mine
urbsne host Raglsnd st the helm, j. .
good place for traveller to register. His
Recommendations are Of the best and a. for
kind treatment he and his employs stand
1t the head.
-"Pinssore" and "Tria, BY Jury" vas
played BY home company at the City
Hail on Thunsdsy, Friday end Saturday
nieh,s, last to good hou-es. DR.. II. T.
Cooper personated ''Sir Joseph" while
Miss Fannie Highnole was the fascinating
"Josephine."
j. B. Colt started for Weasherfcri;,
Texas, lev days ago TO continue his work
on the Texas Pacific road. He took with
him one car load Of mules and one car
losd al harness and supplies. Wesley Ora
ham, q. H. D0rman. e. n. Bait and II.
O. Highnote accompanied Mr.. Colt and
will be employed in differen, caPAcit'rs on
the work.
Robert Cameron, the principal Of the
negro school hers very trining white
man-hse been charged wiih whipping his
uife one day last week. Mr.. G.. h. quite .
delicate woman. The Deighbors werr quite
indignant IT the acts Of the monster. Mr..
Cameron has left her brutal husband and
gone to her relatives
"A fev days ago most extraordinary
wedding occurred here. They were from
the Flat Foot Nation" The wedding party
arrived in town about 3 .. u. IL consisted
Of Mr.. aud Mrs. Clint Edmouds, moiher
and step father ii the bride, Geo. /. Gran
ger, the groom, Lucinda Jane Breeding,
the blush,ng bride, and kid about io0v
years old. bali brother Of the bride.
When the party reached iown they inside
the rear end of D,n Fixes gr,cesy store
headquarters, where LucInds Jane put on
her white toggrry aud young Granger
parted his back hair ready for the cere.
mony. When ali VAS ready, the old man
and woman led the way out ot the grocery
past barrels Ut sugar, sacks Of cofiee. back
cts OF sweet potatoes aud tubs Of long red
beets and large Hat iurnips. leading the
basefooted kid BY the hand, followed by
the pair about to be married.
Square Stzrreii's Office was the objective
point and ihiiher they went, followed BY
Charlie Dorman, Dr.. J z. Dimmi,t and
the BAzOo representative. When the party
passed Shermsn place the old msn barred
his head and audibly whispered: ''God
bless 'em, and you'll all cum u my CRATE
-ho next spring."
When the party arrived at the Justices
offer, which was reached through long
flight Of g. airs, dibgy from dust and long
use, walk in," said the urbane Judge, o.
he stood as erect a. Q rO0-ter in IN April
shower, "vhst kin l do for this party to
make 'em 'appy ?" he continued. ~d,iressing
Charlie DOrmsn.
make two hearts beat a one" said
Charlie, getting redder in the face ,hsn .
scraped beei. and 1t the same time pointing
to the young couple nov standing before
the judge.
IL want that ere man To give the bride
away" said the mother, laughing, - she
pointed to Dr. Dimmitt.
-rhsis me-" -nlilingly said the Doctor.
The Judge s-ked the usual questions, and
after DR.. Dimmitt gave the bride away,
Tom Starreit, loud enough to have been
heard 10 Grand River aud back, said:
.'In the name Of God and the laws Of
I ..s,nu..o,. vn,, man sn.1 -sGa
Those whom ioJ hath joined together let
no man put asnnder."
Starreti then shook hands With the
couple. and wished them happy future.
The BAzoO representative Their asked the
groom
"Where are you from ?"
Gr.nger-i am from Covley county,
Kss."
Reporter Where do you live now?
-QLooking 1t his feet) In Flat
Foot Nation At the forks Of
Big creek and Grand river, nine miles vest
Of Clinton.
R-How old are you.
G-Nineieen years eight months and
tsentysesen days.
R-Hos old il your wife,
G--Fourteen yesrs, seven months aud
sixteen days.
R-Why, you had it all liked up!
G-Yts, Lucinds and and the ole woman
rsckoresi il up last night.
R-NOv, Mr.. Granger, an the repre-
sentative of . 6rst-claa. paper, published
for the people now on earth. that you
should take.
Old voman-Wil il have th,s ere we'd
din in ii?''
R-Certsin o. you live in Flat Foo,
Nation.
The old Woman and her daughter both
looked 1t their feet.
GIN take that ere paper.
The Granger groom then paid the judge
and the printer all 1t one time.
They took dinner in the rear end Of
Dou's grocery and then visited the photo
graph gallery and had their pictures to
ken.
Subsequently,, a the sun vss ainking
toward the western horizon, they pointed
their noses toward the Flat Foot Nation,
and, no doubt, are happy - clans TO this
day.
There il no use in drusging yourself
to death, and buying all the vile medicine.