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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-07-07
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
How 10 Boil and Stew.

TO do either properly, the food
must be immersed at the beginning
in actually boiling water, end the
W ter must be allowed to reach the
boiling point again Immediately and
to boil for about five minutes. The
action of boiling water upon the
surface Of either meat or vegetables
is to harden it slightly, but enough
to prevent the escape Of either Jul.
ces or mineral salts. After the pot
containing the food has begun TO
boil the SECOND time, it should be
removed to the side of the fire, and
allowed TO simmer until the food is
done. This simmering, or stewing,
extracts oil the nutritious qualities
OF either meat or vegetables the
pot should be kept closely covered
unless for moment when it is nee
essary to J ise the cover in order to
remove ths scum. The steam will
condense upon the inside Of the
cover, and fall back into the pot in
drops of moisture, if the boiling is
slow. Do not think that rapid boil
ing cooks faster than the gentle pro-
cess | recommend. After the pot
once boils you cannot make its con-
tents cook any faster if you have
fire enough under it to run steam
engine. So save your fuel and add
it to the fire little OF little, to keep
the pot boiling. Remember if you
boil meat hard and fast it will be
tough aud tasteless, and most OF its
goodness will 90 up the chimney, Or
ont Of the window with the steam,
-Erchanqe.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
How 10 tell a Scotchmar.

When the railways were being
constructed, the clerk OF works on &
branch line was from one of the
home counties of England. The
foreman of the contractors firm was
Scotchman, and in giving instruc.
tons to the young clerk advised
him to engage Scotch navies when
ever he could get them; they were
strong. industrious aud thrifty.
"Bnt how can tell Scotchman
When it is known that they are pre-
terred, others will say they hail
from north of the Tweed"
Cant you tell by their tongue p
was the reply.
How could he? Accustomed to
hear lord Mayo's English" i
southron could not distinguish
Scotch from other upcoekney dia.
lects.
"Well, " said the foreman, "I'll tell
you how to tell q Scotohman ash
what is the chief end of man ? and
II the man does not give the answer
which | will write down for you he
is aG impostor"
The story goes that the clerk
found be had, in answer to the first
question in the ''shorter catechism, !"
an infallible test of Scotch birth and
breeding.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

thoughtful, noble husband you have
been to me all these months? Do
you think, that seeing all your care
was to give me happiness, | could
throw this care aside as a worthless
thing? Do you think, false as the
world has made me. / am such a
creature as that? With all my faults
am q woman, woman who can
love. And Herbert, my husband, /
love you!!'
Love me, Eleanor p he whispered
the question.
Even unto death, she nurmursd.
Aye, even unto death they will
love. Many years have passed away
since they found each others hearts.
| saw them but little while ago.
They are old. No heads are whittier,
no hearts more loving than theirs.
They see the time draw near when
unto death shall be said. But they
smile and murmur The parting will
not be for long,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
Raised Doughnu.s.

Take quart of spo Dge TOR bread
after it is light, 9 pint Of warm
water, two eggs, teacupful of gu.
gar, pinch of salt, teaspoonful Of
ground cinnamon, and three table.
spoonfUls OF lard or fried pork
gravy mix this well, and mold 10
-four tho eame as for bread. Let the
dough stand until Ugh. then cut
in any shape, and fry n not lard
They are lighter if cur il strips and
then twisted than if cat with :
cake. cutter. The quantity Of sponge
used need not be measured little
practice enables one 10 tell thu
amount sufficiently near. Lard ia
better to shorten them with thar
butter. They cau be made wi,hon
sugar occasionally and II makes
30 agreeable change. These make
prime breakfast cakes with c. tfse.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
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Rag Carpels.

Making rag carpet seems to b,
quite an important branch of indus
try among economical farmers
wives and daughters, aud few
suggestions in regard to their man.
facture may not come amiss. Put
none but strong rags in, for it does
not pay, and the economy in RAG
carpet is not in the first cost, bu.
because it will outlast any you can
buy. 1t is not at all Necessary to
cut or tear the rags off ct 81 ch end
of tho piece, but turn the corners,
rounding them off neatly or il will
make the carpet rough. When l
have finished one piece and com.
menoe another | sew the ends to-
gether and they are all ready to
wind up, so they are sewed up as
fast as they are cut. think it very
discouraging to have tee or twenty
pounds of rags oil in mass, as they
are almost sure to be, to be sewed.
The cotton rags sew and reel into
skeins before dyeing, the wooden
ones | dye in the piece. | prefer
prepared warp and always try to
get some | cannot break.
A very pretty stripe for carpets
is made by taking two contrasting
or some bright color and white, 1--WE
have, crimson and white cutting
the rags in pieces five inches long
and sewing The colors alternately.
Ii is very pretty when just woven
as it comes. | have one strip that
| tied the skeins of white rags with
new unbleached factory for two or
three inches, with intervals of six
or seven inches, then dyed it dark
blue. 1t 10 very pretty and not
much work.
To dye blue. For eight pounds
of rags make strong solution of
one pound alum. Dip the rags in
first, then few at q time 10 small
quantity of water containing Prus.
sian blue, then add little more of
the blue to this water and into this
water dip few more rags and SO
on. Required about eight ounces
Of Prussian blue. This is much bet
ter than using oxalic acid to set the
color. Ii 10 cheaper, more durable
and of brighter color and the acid
will injure the goods.
To dye yellow. For eight pounds
of rags take five ounces bichromate
of potash and seven ounces Of sugar
of lead. Dissolve the bchromate
over night in warm water warm
the dye; dip frat in sugar of lead |
solution tour gallons Of water TO
each.
Dying green. Dye the rags first
blue, then yellow or for different
shade reverse.
A dark tan color. 70 five pounds
of cloth, one pound of japonics, eight |
ounces bicbromRte OF potash, two
tablespoonful of elum. Dissolve the
japonica and alum in soft water
enough to cover the goods. Wash |
the goods in suds and put them in
the dye; let them stsnd two hours
ct scaldiDg heat, then set them aside
until the next morning with the
goods in the dye. Dissolve the bi,
chromate of potash in soft water to
cover the goods put them IN and |
let them remain en- hour at scaldiDg
heat, air them and wash in sott |
water suds and dry.
Cocbinesl. To one pound Of yarn
stir briskly into water enough to
cover it, one ounce Of cream of tar
tar. When the heat has increased
little add two ounces of powdered
cochineal. Stir well. Add two
ounces solution Of tin. When the
liquid boils put in the goods and
move it around briskly for twenty
minutes. Rinse we'll 10 cold water
-Germanto,Cn Telegraph.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
WHOLE NO. 1861.
The Beginning Of School.
Prom the New Haven Register.

/ Prom the New Haven Register
School begins; yes, and there are
hours of quiet at home, when the
mother cas- sew patches on the lit.
tie garments, darn piece here, put
button or two there and make her
darlings presentable in the great
throng of youthful humanity that
crowds the scnool.rooms of the land;
hours of quiet when she looks back
on the days of her girlhood, in the
little red school house at the forks
of the road, in the geographical cen
ter of nowhere at all, and forward
to the time when the pride of her
heart, the long, lanky boy, Just out
OF the knicker- bookers, will be vale.
dictorlan on some Commencement
Day. Hello? There's rustic on
the back steps, and the door slams
and in comes the whole troop. II
want q Few rifumtic, and reader
ard a speller, I'm promoted, hur-
rah p' "Oh, say. ma, teacher says
| can study jogfy sixty cents is all
the book costs |" end the littls shy,
timid girl, all the households pet,
just one-half day in school, pipes up,
81 want a slate and q slate pencil.
and sponge, coz I'm going to learn
to dr.a'a-w, teacher says So" Let
US take half day off and go to
school again.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

YOUNG men often fail to get on in
she world because they neglect
small opportunities. Not beirg
faithful in little things, thoy are OF
promoted to the charge Of greater
things. A young man who gets a
subordinate situation sometimes
think it not necessary for him to
give it much attention. He will
walt till he gets place Of response.
bility, and then ne will show people
what he can DO. This is very
great mistake. Whatever his situ-
ton may be, be should master it in
ell its details, aud perform ell its
duties faithfully. The habit of doing
bis wo-k thoroughly and conscien
tiousiy is what is most likely TO CD.
able young man to make bis way.
With this habit, person Of only
ordinary abilities would outstrip
one Of greater talents who is in the
habit of sighting subordinate mat
ter But, after all, the adoption by
young man Of this great essential
rule of success shows him to b. pcs
sessed Of superior abilities.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
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What Kills.

Ia tho school, as in the word, far
more rnst out than wear out. Study
is most tedious ard wearisome 10
those who study least. Dr0nes 81.
ways have the hardest time. Grum.
blers make poor scholars, and their
Lessons are uniformly "hard" and
"tco long" The time snd thought
expended 10 shirking would be
ample to master their tasks. Slotb,
goTmandizing, snd worry kill their
thousands where over.study harms
ono. The curse of Heaven rests On
laziness and glu,tony. By the very
constitution OF our being they are
fitted to beget that ,orpor and des
pondency which chill the blood
deaden the nerves, tnieeble th
muscles, and derange the whole
vital machinery, Fretting, fidget.
ing, ennui aud anxiety are among
the most common causes of disease.
On the other hand, high aspiration
and enthusiasm help digestion and
respiration, and send an increased
supply OF vital enorgy 10 all parts
of the body. Courage and work
invigorAte the whole system, an
lift one into purer atmosphere,
above the reach of contagion. Tn.
lazy groan most over their "arduou-
duties" while earnest workers talk
little about the exbaustiug labors Of
their profession OF Gll creatures
the sloth would seem 70 be the N os,
worried and worn.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
Drunken Robins in Lou,s.ana.

live in North Louisiana. During
the early part OF the season the
robins feed upon China berries, of
which they are very absolute
" gorging themselves with them.
When | was boy / remember to
have caught few almost every
day, lying on The ground, spparents
~ stupetied or drunk, and it was
quite common for the little negroes
to watch for and catch them. The
general assertion of every one was
that the robins were drunk, aud
thought it was so, uniil one winter,
after | was grown, the robes came
In great numbers, and while shoot.
ing enough to make pie l discov.
| cred one on The grc1Id, seemingly
drunk, Though be could fly, but not
very Ia I sught BIN, ard upon
exsmiGan9n toprd his crop very
much distended with Ch.na berries.
lie kept his mouth wild > open but
made hide uoise. though he evi.
IDENTIFY tried 70. TIE berries could
De ssen in the throat. | pressed
two or 'hree of them up, and pulled
them out, and in few moments be
was BuItering and whistling, snd
when liberated few away as rapidly
as IT nothing had ever been the mat
ter with him These berries fall off
late 10 the winter, the moisture of
tbs grouud puffs them up so that
they become as rouod and full as
cherries, atd one walking on them
causes continued popping. not
very loud, bu. distinct. The robins
swallow the bsrrics IN quantities so
as to I'LL thu crcp SO full that either
from the peculiar formation of the
berry, or their ewoiling with the
moisture snd warmth, they press
against the windpipe, and produce
partial sr&a gulation ard not iutox-
cation. = Rod and Gun.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
BANDS Of music are forbidden tc

BANDS OF music are forbidden to
play on most of the large bridges CT
the world. A constant succession
of sound waves, especially such as
come from the playing Of good
band, will excite the wires 70 vibra-
ton. At first the yihr8tions are very
slight, but they will Increase as the
sound continue to come. The
principal reason why bands are not
allowed to play wbils crossing GER
tain bridges, the suspension bridge
at Niagara TOR instance, is that if
followed by sofeiars, or PROFESSIONS
of any kind, they will keep step
with the music, and this regular step
of crowd or company of soldiers
would cense the wires 70 vibrgte.
At the suspension bridge military
companies are not allowed TO march
across in regular ster, but must
break ranks. The regular trottipg
gait of large dog across suspen-
1 sion is more dangerous TO the bridge
than heavily loaded wagon drawn
by team OF borses
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
as possible.

ENGLISH ivy IS charming deco
ration for ro0ms in the winter sea
san. but it is difficult to keep tho
lraTes fresh.looking with furnace
bra. and gas. A lady, whose ivies,
= -pito d these drawbacks. always
r. ain the appearance of vigor and
b auty, sage she puts small piece
n beefs.eak ct the root Of the plants
e. cry epring and fetl, The same re-
,alt, i ia said, can he produced by
igbtIy rubbing Zach leaf On both
lee with sweet cit.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

KIND WoRDs.-They never blister
the tongue nor lips Ard we have
never heard IT any mentsl trouble
a''ting from this quarter. Though
they de- rot cost much, yet they &C.
complsh much They help ones
W. good nature ard goodwill.
suf words soften our own soul An
KY wofds ere fuel TO the fame of
wrath, and make it blaze more
fieroely Kind words make other
people geoG eatured. Geld words
ffetEa people, and hot words scoreh
hem nud t.ttar words make them
bitter and wrsthful words make
them ~f-ihfal. There is suoh D rush
of I'll o-h"r kinds of words in our
dsys tina j seems desirable 70 give
sind " rds place among them.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

A GREEK RUSSIAN arch is to be-
erected in San Francisco. The Rus
sian synod have granted funds for
that purpose, aud also appointed
priest who will leave for the United
States, accompanied by deacons,
sub deacons, scoIytes and choir.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

A CLERGYMAN observing moor
man hy the road breaking stones,
and kneelIng to get at bis work bet
ter, made the remark: "Ah, John, |
wish ! could break the stony hearts
of my hearers "a easily as you are
breaking those stones "Perhaps,
master, you do not work on y1ur
kneeS. -" was the replY.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

MRS. HEAyrsIDEs getting into an
omnibus The other day, heard dis
agreeable old bachelor make the fol-
lowing grumbling remark "Omni-
buses were not made for elephants"
To this SHE replied "S:r, omuiDuses
are like Noah's ark, intended o car.
~ ali sorts Of beasts
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

There's one thing you may put
down IN your note book ssy what
you viii about The women, We Bev-
or yet knew woman who could
keep g secret half 60 ven e. man
can tell it BRrhnqton HalrieYe
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11


LADY BARKER recommends airy
bedrooms ior children. She says
"The fondsst and fussieat rarents
do not ais ays understand that on
the most careful G.tention ard rim
Ple rules d Pead tho s,raightnoss Of
otll1ren's pines, tho strength of
their limh', their freedom from
cong. and colds, aud in fact. their
general hcaIth. But few consider
that halt Of young chi'd'a lifo
Shouts tie tpent in its bed So that
naiass i" atmosphere Of the room
they sleep 10, the quality Of tho bed
thav he o. and the texture OF tho
clothes which cover them are token
into cooei Ieration, it ia only halt
their existence which 5 being cared
for"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

TIE STREAM TO THE Mill -" |
notice, , said the streRm TO tho mill.
That yon grind beans fully as well
au1 as cheertully as fine wheat. !"
"Certainly," clscked the mill what
an ! for but TO grind I? and so long
a. work, what does it signify to
me what the work Is? My business
u 70 serve my master, and | am not
a shit more useful when turn out
fine flour than when | make the
coarsest meal My honor ia not IN
dong fine work, but performing
any that comes as well as | can. "
That is what boys and girls ought to
do-do whatever comes in their way
"a we'll as possible.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11
MnEN the old sailor cana

" Ten the Old SAILOR came nome
from wishing voyage, he saw At
ance what siled the preaching Tho
aiuister'a smart enough, and ho
ssys great many good thi0gs, tnt
tho sermon don't have any harpoon
in it." The farmer meant the eamO
hing when he said OF The clergy.
msn, ale is good man. but be will
rake with tho ieeth up"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

OCR customs and habits are Ike
the ruts in our roads the wheels Of
life settle into them, and we Jog
along through the mire. because il is
too much trouble to rise ont 81 them
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1880-11-11

A BRIGHT five.year- old Of Fisher
vile, visiting at Wilmot, was taken
70 the barn TO see some sheep and
after looking at them for momeut,
she exclaimed ooh, auntie, see, tie
sheep all We ar their hair banged