Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-10-19
Y. A. Il. w.
Dreams a Dream, I'm Which He
Has Some Curious Experience
I'm Another World.

WHEsLIS, Oct 18th, 1880. I
M,t,r Cdmn,el, Edii,r, and 30 forth, ,ohitc
mems DistingUisht patriot ur W. Tn
ginny:
DEER SCR-I dreampt a dream tuthe
mite.
drempt WIS ded, and WIS goin Il
hevun. arriv thare after long ant
tegus jurny. the skise wus brite ant
britenun, 329 Nv EN-. Yu wus standir
onto wun side NV that gait lookin smilir
and happy, and w sed, ses yu, enter init
the Kngdum. But frownin sperrit Wi
a standin on tother side Nv that gait
with shurt onto his back +; it was blud
dy-he he'd drawed swoard intu hi!
hand.
intu his lett hand he wus lukin at {
tttr 1.-THE prescripshun was inskribeC
onto the back NV IT, he had belt arounC
him; boynife down the back Nv hi,
neck and pistuls and durks, awl around
him viz: intu the belt. smoal
isshued from his nostru!s and he cum
ORIGINALLY frum Brigpoart wich is il
Ohier, viz. Bellmount knounty, also he
cbawd tebacker. be he went heveI
he WIS cristshun and a postmaster
and he voated over tickit and konse
quently he wus rewarded by a offs w
thare.
his nees wus durty becaw.
he he'd been down on EN- saying
'"iurgivus our trespassis as
furgiv them that tresspas against me and
mi party. notised that tina wusseni
soar from prain tho.
he luked at me fearse. he stuck thai
lettur into lis pockit and kotched 6
durk handful with that hand ii was
skeered) and sed how ar yu. what du
WI cum heer 2 interrupt over plus de-
voshuns? ted to him, ses j, want
rest. lam wary and tired, and doant
feel very we'll miself nuther. the fackt
is wus rather onwel, and WI mite So
sick (sempur tirannus)-his hare stood
up ontu his he'd, and approchin me, (the
tebacker joOse was ornermentin him
Ii was 2 tired 2 rum he sed, ses he, hoe
did yn voat fur? yer inlurnel skoundri|
va? This Use wus shinin like 2 touns
afre?
He diddunt no me, but Recognised
him at wunst, and sed ter him SEES j.
aitur Good regane mi konshusness, and
overcum mi emoshur--mi valliunt
friend, voated fur the great and onnest
Garfield, and without anuther plee
cum"
After he luked at me fur sum time, 329
seckunds or so. he sed, ses he, ''furgiv
us over trespassis as furgiv en-" en-
ter into the kingdum.
Ella a,l thn lot thinn
seen wus Jon Shurman pichin ~ dol
lur gold peaces with cullerd gentulman
fur Heaps, and Jon got EN- EVERY time
but the niggurK kept on thinkin he wood
git i'm aitur while, but he diddunt. tina
plaae the gain very friendly like, be-
cause tina wus buZzum friends, but i
thot ion was cheetin him.
Wei wus purity shure Nv it, but i
didn't sa nuthin. Becaws wussent a
pIa-in that gain miself. ididunt hev no
gold peases tn pla with, and also felt
kind NV feebul like. i'de bin lecshun-
eerin intu ingeanner and Ohiar. the fact
wus that's what killed me.
Travelin long the butiiul streats,
sort NV slo like, admirum them pave
munts, tina wus maid by chap calld
golley, or gollyer, or sum sich maine and
kost about ) thousand ;, moar
or less, moar espeshully moar, i notised
Their WINS wholes intu ern in phases,
which Teller tolled me wus fur the
purpus ov dranin the surplus changes
and tina anserd fust RAFT.
he sed the peepul frekwently dropt
thare mummy intu therm wholes hut tina
newer got it agin. sumboddy else dli
tho. :.
vel as went long, seen krowd in
the streat, and on approchin iownd 1t
was a dorg fife, both Nv EN- wus blak
and the hare ontu one NV em was kur-
lev. wei both Nv EN- wus mad and tina
wus chawin each luther up.
TELLER in the krowd SEES, six him Ros-
ko, that wuz the littelest purps Eaim,
and another teller SEES, seese him Nosy,
and wen wus lookin at EN- tite the lust
thing i node bul dorg cum in, and
TELLER ses hold EN- Liss. so he grabbed
the top dorg witch wus Nosy and pulled
him of, and after shakin him littul he
let him go. .,
a lot NV fellers in the krowd sed
tha't be DANCED ei that wus fare aud
sum moar NV EN- sell tha'd be konstitu
shunally and ofiishully burned ct it
wussent and tina awl xsept me got in2
fife and throwd awl them purps in2
ragin canawl close buy em, and wus so
much adgertated tibet walked upa
swettin and trimbin awl ovur.
ihed bin eetin meny dumped APP
plins fur supper and tina maid me drem
thet way. Y. A. L. W.
p. s. no moar jist at presnnt yurs IN
a hurrey, 1. a. l. W.
p. $. agin You ort to seen longsireet
and mosby with thare hans in thare
britches, enjoyin the site, and Geo.
Washington Atkisson polk me intu the
ribs and sed SEES he Laws ID o.
Swami down to Charleston put him
him up > it. he tho't it WIS latin, but
he diddunt no it. he ort tn hev sed,
"lor'dammmus" Y. A. /. W.