The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1880-12-23

dyspepsia. Try them.
A Christmas turkey in the hand is
worth two in the bush.
There is young man in towu with
out any mustache, trying to hire O
cook for next year.
All dyspeptics should remain close
in their rooms during Christmas; for
the fun must not be spoiled.
No PAPER NEXT WEEK.-Christmas
comes to the printing Office once a
year. SO we will issue no paper next
week.
Last Sabbath the Sunday school
and public worship were frozen out
completely, but the Y. M. G. A. sur
vived.
The more happy faces there are
around the Christmas turkey the less
need you have Of sauce.
All ill-tompered people whether
from disease or nature are requested
to act during Christmas, as other
bears do during the winter.
The beautiful snow, the Joyous bows
and the scared rabbits began their
operations a few days before Christ
mas this time.
Do not let the bad weather curtail
your wheat crops. There will be fine
weather after Christmas.
Bright anticipations Of Christmas
fun have already encroached upon the
liberties of the turkey gobler.
The worst parts of the road between
PicEens and Easley have boon put in
good condition.
WANTED "A United States law
against making gully or ditch across
n public highway and not bridging tho
same.
Three or four emcgrants from this
County took the train last Tuesday, at
Seneca City, for Texas.
Boys, be careful with your now
clothes, your shot guns and your be-
havior ChristmasL week.
Young men, DO not ,u,n your little
f"Se's over your thnmhs 100
"hcn-that is, do not smoke mean
cigars.
Ttcre ave FIVE thorscrd six hun.
dfed and .hiry-one weekly papers
published in the United States. and
each viii have something to say
about Xmas this week.
A countryman appeared 1T one Of
onr ~ ilway stations the other day
having n cat tied rp in flower sack.
whrn town frog innocertIy croaked:
"Mis'cr, are sou travelling fer cat
house?"
improvements arc making fine pro-
gress on both sides of Main street.
The Air Line Railroad or one side.
and tho Atlantic and French Broad
Valley Railroad on tho other.
Ye young mon, now for n Christ
mas trick! Subscribe for The SEN
TINEL. Send it TO her whose smile is
sunshine, and whose frown is cy-
clone, to your happiness, and once
week she will think of you tenderly
During Christmas some boys, and
perhaps some young men of the mas
culine gender, will go q bird hunting,
without gun or dog, but this does not
imply that said boys and mon will not
get SHOT cr BIT.
Your wife and your children want
10 read THE SENTINEL. Don't have it
discontinued and thereby let them be
barred the pleasure of reading it every
week; but pay up your subscription to
st at once and'be happy.
The boss clerk at the store of Fla.
good, Alexander & Co., informs the
public by his circular that he is agent
tor the following articles: "B abv
carriages, cradles and patert>rubber.
mouIh.suckin2 -baby-bottIos." As this
IS a new enterprise this notice is
gratuitous. We wish Mr.. B. success.
We call attention to the ADVERTISE
msnt OF F. w. PoE & Co., of Green.
vile. S. G., which appears elsewhere
IN this issue. Be sure to call on these
gentlemen when in Greenville. Thew
will ut you up as none others can.
A young lawyer of our town an.
peared on the streets last Sunday
morning dressed in handsome new
nit of clothes and new hat. which
a changed his appearance that even
n most intimate friends did not recoo.
n IL" him, and various were The conieo.
cures as to who ho was.
Those who have not been fortrro,o
enough to procure a turkey for Christ.
ms l.