The new North-west., 1880-01-09
NEW NoR'.wEsTERs.
Colorado has 200 bonanza kings.
-Tilden is said to be worth $50, coo, 900.
The first gold mine IN the United States
was discovered in South Carolina in 1870.

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And thousands walk together there
Prompt payments find q narrow rut
With here and there passenger.
Mrs. Partington, speaking Of the rapid
manner in which evil deeds were perpetra-
ted, said that 1t only required two seconds
to fight q duel.
The heading Of the Greeley (Col) Iri-
5une is an exact simile of Horace Greeley's
handwriting. No other paper that we
know of in the Union fourishes fist for a
head.
That was an observing fellow, if he
was but years old, who said, "Papa,
wish you'd quarantine against Tom Jones
coming here every night to see Jennie. It's
got to be too epidemic"
The Black Hills Times says that w. d.
Knight newspaper man Of that city, leaves
soon to take charge of the only newspaper
published in the Yellowstone valley, at
Miles City, which must be the Journal.
The San Francisco Board of Education
has made reduction in the city teachers
salaries, which operates very severely on
the primary teachers, whose salaries are re-
duced to $46.5G per month. The action of
the Board is universally condemned. IT,
"A young lady who had been married q
little over year wrote to her matter OF
fact old father, saying: awe have the dear
est little cottage In the world, ornamented
with the most charming little creepers you
ever saw" The old man read the letter
and exclaimed, Twins, by thunder"
John B. Cough says: In England the
intoxication among the ladies is fearful. l
have seen two we'll dressed young women
In frst-class railway carriage draw their
TASKS from their pockets and drink from
them, not even using cups. They 60 from
one confectionery store to another and drink
sherry until they have to 60 home in cabs.
If every shred Of wool sheared from
every sheep Of the universe and every fibre
of cotton picked from this terrestrial ball
could be spun into yarn and knitted into
one stocking, which would be as long as
the bottomless pit is deep, and big around
enough to use the equator for garter, it
wouldn't hold enough to satisfy the Christ
mas wishes Of curly-headed girl of five
tender but precocious years.
"A geography recitation in Nevada must
be interesting. Just imagine school boy
standing up and gravely rattling off the
following before committee Of the Board
| of Education |" Buttermilk Canon is in
the Paradise Mountains, northwest from
Eden, about ten miles from Gouge- Eye, on
the way from Limburger to Whoop' EN-.
Up, by way of Bell Town, Lay 'Em-out
and Hungry, and just over the mountains
from Bung- Eye and Knock 'Em-Stiff.
Baron RothschiId, Of Vienna, has IA
vorite horse, for whose accommodation be
has had special loose boz built at cos,
OF $4,000. This elegant room forms part
of new stable which cost $4,000, and
which has marble floors, encaustic tiles
painted by distinguished artists, rings,
drains and traintraps of silver, and walls
frescod with splendid hunting scenes from
the pencils Of eminent animal painters.
The Baron's annual income is fortunately
u, ,eO0,0Oo
Lebanon, Me-, is proud Of possessing
the stupidest man 10 the United States.
Re is q farm hand and was engaged to
plough ten-acre lot. Wishing him tc
draw straight furrow, his employer di
rected his attention to COW grazing right
opposite, telling him to drive directly to.
ward that COW. He started his horses ant
his employers attention was directed tc
something else; but In short time, look.
ing around, be found that the COW had left
her place, while the sagacious plowmar
was following her, blowing zigzac furrov
all over the field.
"A gentleman recently entered book
store in Nevada county, CAL, and inquired
Of the proprietor, Have you Soule'l
SynonymsP" Soule's what 2" queried
the other. "Soule's Synonyms" replied
the would-be purchaser. aNo," repliet
the shopkeeper, We don't keep them. wha
are they forY' Upon being informed tha,
synonyms were AMPLY synonomoul
. words, and that In the book referred t.
they were culled and arranged according
to Specification, he remarked, /" Oh, yes /;
understand what synonyms are. They arr
not used IN this country" ess