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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05
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The Hon. in Grani:-zslR: Know
ing SO well as | do that you are ever
ready to do good in your capacity as
member of Parliament, not only to
indiyidua but TO the public at large,
am satisfied that you will do Justice
in laying the following statement aud
cure for Diphtheria before Parlia-
ment at your earliest convenience,
viz; Having seen and constantly
hearing Of that dircful disease, Diph.
liberia. and its awful effects in bring
ing such terrible Affections into ~
many families over the colony, | can
no longer withhold from the public
the cure | have found TO be so perfect
in about a dozen cases, not failing IA
one instance; aud trust that Parlia.
ment will reward me il they find the
cure eiieciual. might make a for
tune Of 1t, rs some gentlemen advised
me To make private practice OF 1t,
but being the father of a large family
myself, and seeing the distress that
the disease would bring into SO many
families in one part Of the colony,
while might be in the other, has
brought me to the above conclusion,
IL giving publicity to it through you
in your place in Parliament. The
disease is one of a hydatid grow thi
the insects breed in millions in a few
days under n film they make, which
swells up in the throat and complete.
ly stops respiration. The mixture de-
scribed below causes "a, film instant
" 10 contract aud break, and kills the
insects instantly, and they are all
washed down the throat, aud the pa.
tient is completely well in few min.
utes; only slight roughness is left
IN the throat, which soon passes away.
"The Mixture:-Give four drops Of
sulphuric acid in a glass Of water, mix
the two well together by pouring out
Of one glass into another a few times;
then give it to the patient to drink.
Thequantity will not hurt anyone, and
it is also good purifier of the blood.
ANY person can get for sixPence as
much acid as will serve him for his
lite time. i am, Sir, yours obedieut-
ly, RoBEBT GREATHEAD.
"a, Chetwynd street, Hotham,
"l7th September"
With regard to the cure Tor diph'
iberia, Mr. Greathead requests us to
state that the full strength of sulphu'
rio acid is required, most of the acid
procurable in the colony being adul'
terated. = English Paper.
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MISSOURI

golden CRY, Der. 25th 1880.
Editor Interior Journal
As you have been sending us tho
INTERIOR Journal for two or three
years. perhaps il would interest you to
know a little Of our country. ! am
an old resident Of Lincoln county,
Kentucky, and still have a great many
friends there, but have chosen South
western Missouri as the land Of my
adoption, and expect to make il my
home for the future. The climate is
exactly like that Of Kentucky, or il
any difference, milder We have had,
at this date, only one cool spell, last.
ing only few days. AS for crops
hard, indeed, would it be to please the
man who is dissatisfied with this years
work. Everything did well-wheat,
corn, flax and millet WED with one
another in repaying the farmer for
his toll We have been deficient in
the matter Of railroads, heretofore; but
that want is now supplied. A new
railroad runs from Fort Scott to
Springfield, this State, taking our lit
lie village in its course and passing
Immediately in front of our door, 300
yards away. Another road is under
headway from Sedalia TO Pierce City
which will cross the first somewhere
near US and still another is being made
from Nevada, Mo-, to Carthage, which
will also form a junction about seven
miles West Of this place. Henceforth
the farmers here can ship their pro.
duce almost from their own doors.
The people are, for the most part,
honest, moral people. nearly all from
Illinois and Kentucky, and | would
advise any one hunting location in
the West to pay visit to this part of
the world. In conclusion will add
that we will roll up handsome major
ity for Hancock and English in Nov.
in spite Of the Greenbackers. a Han
cock pole will be raised tenor
roc in Greenfield, our county scat,
and none seem to have any fears as to
the result of the election, notwith-
standing the Republicans are iubilant
over Indiana. Yours, ). Il RANEY.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

The habit of drinking can be cured
by giving the drinkers all the liquor
they want to drink all the time. We
know of two in our own experience
who were cured in three weeks. One
jumped out of a third-story window,
ard ran a curbstone into his head.
The other didn't get up one morning,
and has now a curbstone growing over
his head in the graveyard.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

An Indian thief was turned over to
the chief of his tribe, at San Diego,
Cal, and by him sentenced to receive
a hundred lashes. The culprit was a
big, powerful fellow; but he submitted
quietly to being tied to the side of a
high wagon, with his legs and arms
extended, and his back barred. A
stalwart Indian struck the blows with
all his might, using leather lariat,
aud making the blood flow at every
stroke. The victim endured the
dreadful torture in grim silence for q
while, and then broke out in agonized
screams. If he had remained silent
to the end, the chief would have re
stored him TO the tribe; but as HI
"cried like coward baby" he wa
afterward driven out of the neigh
b0rhood.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Young man, before beginning to
read medicine or law, ask yourself if
it would not be better to read agricul.
ture and practice it. Are not the
so called learned professions crowded
to their utmost capacity? Is there
not a more inviting field open before
you as a learned farmer, than as a
learned lawyer, divine or doctor? 10
attain distinction in any of these pro-
fessions you will, most likely, have
to go through the starving process for
several years, and to labor harder
than any farmer labors. Think of
these things. If yon don't think of
them now, you will think of them
often before you make living by
your profession.
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"goc'l-mornin'. Miss Eailef' aid young Mieti'
Fcei
Iootiu hoomiu' ~ liver Bat Rattle turned away
A. she aid. "Mi.isr Mietie. wish you gooi-day
You've a heafties desasef-nov don't srate
worii
Pretty tales aioui you and that Nurah I've hcari
You know you ianC,i with her me dsy Of the iiif
And praised her gruy eyes and her very rel hair
Yoc called Der an angel quite 10 love with her fe
AMI ~ night vheu you parted, you kissed her "a,
weul"
Then young Micsic save a sly wins as be sald,
Il desayed her, my dnlin' this way turn your
head
Ye.. faith. dcsa,ci her MY darliu', irs true.
Doe shut bath my eyes, Katie, aud fan,ie'i 'tva'
"Yes that's what I dli.
Katie IT, true
shut both my sye.,
And aneiei tvs. you
"weil, I've no time 10 stay. 30 gool-byc Mictio
fou way d,-ase her. but you don't de.arc me.
tm not 10 be- hlafnsici. Nitk, VOID 10 your ear
You hal better BE- "a iof my dads c1min' here"
'oh, vour dads oauiiu', Is be- That's not him !
Nov boibin lshiad that ovid biackihamc trcc'
Boz rs Paddy Nahon'" "Oh," aid Eaie With
sheer,
"Youse got yeur eyes open NJ last, Mickie dear,
All sun you are tight us my own dazzling Fat.
~ lake ny sdvicc, Miot, aud SGT out Of that
Dor he's coinin' 10 ooort Doe. Nov listen my lad
when that boy kissss me- oh, ~un't you b. glad
Dor vhcn bis lip meet milne, Why, what wlil do
Bat shut 10th my eyea, Mick, and iancy irs you1
"rhsrs whati'n DO
Mirkie, its true
~ shut 10th my eye,
Aud hucy irs you"
I--.L--.- H.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

A clergyman past middle age, after
having united a loving couple in the
holy bonds OF matrimony, was asked
by some one present at the marriage
feast how he, bachelor, could con
sistently engage in such ceremonies,
The good mans answer was signiii
can't sin mans life there are tive
periods when he is likely to marry
one when he is young and has NJ
sense, the other when he is old ant
has lost his sense. lie was glad q
inform them that he was pa I one, and
not yet reached the other
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Eugene and Ellen Gregory were
the parties TO a divorce suit in st.
Louis. The wiie's counsel had intro
duced testimony against the husband,
who was the defendant in the case,
and then his counsel began to make
counter allegations against her. She
listened with increasing emotion and
finally, throwing up her arms, cried
out in an agonized tone: "You will
drive me crazy. My God! l cannot
bear this. Eugene, my husband,
save me! save mel" He went to her
side and did his best TO soothe her.
The trial was adjourned, and on the
next day Mr.. and Mrs. Gregory were
reconciled.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

member of the Lime-Kiln Club
who lives on Ohio street in "Ken-
lucky" was assisting his wife to bring
in Monday nights washing, he took
occasion to remark; "lce gwine to
be in dat tub aiore mawnin." "What
you gwine to get in dat tub for ole
manS Don't you member you had a
nice bath free weeks ago las Sunday
"lce gwine to be dar, | tell you; ice
gwine to be dar." "lou don't want
10 go in dar, ole man. You cotch
your def cold" whats de matter
wild you, you braek angeli Ice gwine
10 form in dat tub afo' mawnin', | tolC
you. Is my Authorization too fine
for your indefinite comprehension
VII Detroit Free Press.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

We publish the following from the
Brandon Times, which simply grind
to powder those old fossils who say
that there is no use in Advertising
Last week we advertised for rain, ant
It came before the paper was printed.
And now we want some more. L.
S-=We have cot it,
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

The consumption of mule and horse
flesh is steadily increasing in France.
The weight has risen from l7l,3OO
pounds in 1866, TO 1882, 62O pounds
in 1876. In the principal cities of
the provinces the consumption ofhorse
flesh may be considered to have fairly
taken root. The average price Of
horse meat is from twenty-five to thir'
ty.fiye cents per pound. Each horse
furnishes about four hundred weight
of meat, which is capable of being
prepared in many ways, such as pot
oufeu, boiled, roast, hashed, haricot
iugged, illet, &c.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Wife weeping by the bedside of her
husband: "Hear my prayer, oh,
Lord If a life must be rendered, take
mine, but save, oh, save my dear hus-
band" "Hear her, oh Lord ! Heark-
en- TO her prayer! 7 he said.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

The South is supposed to have had
all the pistols that are used for dia-
bolical purposes, but it really seems
that Indiana was pretty well stocked
with repeaters at her late election.
1Glasgow Times.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Mary Anderson is furious because
druggists have been using her adver-
Using busts for the purpose of dis
playing electric stomach pads in their
show.windows She considers it a
degradation of high art.-[Chicago
Times.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Our silver product for the fiscal
year ending June 80, 1880, was about
s3S, 900, 900, s2,OOO,00O less than for
the previous fiscal year. All bat about
100000 of the product was coin
ell into standard dollars.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

II is fact which is not generally re-
allied that America widens at the
north until it juts out into the ocean
so as 10 be within thirty-six miles Of
Asia. In severe seasons Behring's
Straits are frozen over, and animals
have passed ON the ice from one CON
tinent TO the other.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

A fat woman of Corinth, Miss,
drank ashbark tea TO make her leah,
and she skipped for the better land
lust two hours ahead of a a lean wo-
man who was eating gum.arabic TO
make her fat.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

An Illinois youth invested $3.50 in
a New York firm to discover chow 10
appear well in society" The receipt
which he received by mail was short,
simple aud very easily UNDERSTOOD
always keep your nose clean, and
don't suck more than one finger at a
time"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

No HOney-Printer's pi and picnic
pie are not the same, although one is
cussed and the other custard. - KO-
komo Tribune.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

Lovers of honey will be gratiiied
to learn that DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup
is a much sweeter article in winter
and much better for a cough.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

The PARDON MILL-The Frank
fort Gazette says that Gov. Blackburn
has pardoned seven persons who were
under indictment of the Franklin Cir
cult Court, now in session-fye before
trial and two after trial.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1880-11-05

1t is said that Sarah Bernhardt is
very communicative when interview
Cd regarding her eostumes-all but
her hand coverings. For some reason
she dislikes to talk about her kids
Turf, Field and Farm.
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Prom Wm nav. Rirer coI"mn.

Stanford, Ky, is noted for her
lovely girls and beautiful women, and
if society up their is minus an angel
we saw her yesterday in our office,
playing thunder with the heart Of
some chap who was at the other end
OF our telephone line. Words Of love
flew thick and fast until the machine
began TO smoke and the wire to heat.
After she had been gone some time we
stepped TO the instrument aud listened
a moment. Presently II still, small
voice said, "Darling you are there
yetT We replied in MS ladylike 4
manner as we could, "Yes, Pet.
Then be replied back, "Do you know
who it is talking to your Putting
on our falsetto, a Ia basso, we said
ave don't recognize your face, bu
that the damn'dest breath for a smel
of onions we ever struck. We listen
ed just long enough to hear that chaI
say, "Go to -" Well, We didn'
90. Courier.
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%. --lCourier-JOurna

Lemuel MeGee, on his way to work
in Vicksburg, said to his companions
"lm dry aud amt got a cent; but I'm
going to have some whisky if die for
it," lie led them into Samuel Hsw-
thorne's saloon where they had the
drinks, and McGee announced that he
couldn't pay. Then he did Idle for
it," Hawthorne killed him at once
with pistol"
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"Words that burn" unused the edi.
tor as he dumped the contents of the
waste haskell inin the fire
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TO THE PUBLIC.

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be sent from now till Jan
nary 1st. 1882. for 80. to
subscribers paying the
cash. Now's your chance.
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With regard to the cure Tor diph'
iberia, Mr.. Greathead requests us to
state that the full strength of sulphu'
rio acid is required, most of the acid
procurable in the colony being adul'
terated.-[ English Paper.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-05-21
The Pikeville Fireside Club" me

The "Pikeville Fireside Club" met
at Mr.. Ames' last Saturday evening.
Mr.. Will Tillotson wished to resign the
honors Of librarian, so Miss Matte
Ames was appointed librarian. They
then decided to have an excursion by
steamer from Wilmot to Fox Lake on
Saturday, May 90.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Fredendall were
visiting relatives here on Sunday.
Mr.. Frank Hoyt was in Cypress on
Sunday.
Mr.. P. Washburn was in Cypress on
the 10th.
The Union correspondent made a
slight mistake last week in speaking
of the Cypress band. He called it the
"Tillotson Band" when it is now
known as the HoaOard Band. He
should have been better posted, as
understand he sometimes plays second
fiddle
Mr.. George Gates was through Cy-
press on Sunday.
Miss D. Eta Douglass, Of Kenosha,
has been visiting her grandparents,
Elder and Mrs. Stebbins.
Mr.. Mahoney visited our school last
Tuesday.
MI. R. Fellows, of East Bristol, in
tends putting in the greater part of his
farm to corn this year, and has moved
mammoth corn crib down from Cy-
press. CLIO.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-05-21
PROCEEDINGS OF THE BOARD OF
AUDIT.
SPECIAL MEETING.

April &c, 1880
Present-Mayor Sinclair; Aid. Glover,
O'Brien, Williams and Schend.
Ex-Mayor Robinson appeared before the
Board and presented the following petition :
To the Hon. the Mayor and auditing Board
of the city Of Kenosh0:
The Park Association hereby prays your
honorable body to allow them to remove the
unsightly fence now surrounding the public
park. to dispose of the same and appropriate
the proceeds to the improvement of said
park. And your petitioners will ever pray,
SC.
Aid. O'Brien moved that the prayer of the
petitioners be granted Seconded by Aid
Glover and carried by unanimous vote.
Aid. Williams moved that the Board pro-
coed to the election of Poundmaster for the
ensuing year. Seconded and carried
Aid. Williams moved thar Mr.. Byron Hol-
brook be appointed Poundmaster, which
motion prevailed by unanimous vote.
The Committee on Harbor and Bridges
made the following report
TO the Mayor and Board Of audit:
Your Committee on Harbor and Bridges
would respectfully recommend that uniform
rate Vi CWeuCy uOIIdIS pOI Jay 1oE INC USE VI
the city dredge, including necessary help on
dredge, fuel, oil and repairs, and that there
is to be charged not to exceed one day in
succession while dredge is under repairs.
G. SCHEND, Committee
HENRY WILLIAMS, on
J. P. GLOVER, Harbor and Bridges.
On motion of AID Glover, report of COM
m1ttee was accepted and adopted.
Aid. Glover moved that the Harbor Com
mittee be instructed to see what arrangements
could be made for tug, said committee being
empowered to act. Seconded and carried.
The bond of H. E. Clark. City Treasurer.
presented, and was referred to Committee on
Finance.
Bond of Gurdin Gillett, as Justice of the
Peace, presented, and was, on motion, ap-
proved.
Aid. Schend moved that Committee on
Judiciary be instructed to examine into the
necessities of the city relative to city attor-
neys for ensuing year and to make their re-
port. Seconded and carried.
Communication from J. H. Kimball, agent
Of Citizens Gas Light and Coke Company,
with proposals to furnish gas, was, on mo-
ton, referred to Committee on Gas.
Aid. Schend presented matter of gas light
at German Methodist church.
Referred to Committee on Gas.
On motion, Clerk was allowed One-quarter' s
salary.
On motion, Board adjourned.
D. B. BENEDICT, Clerk.
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CYPRESS.

May IS. 1880.
Cypress still prospers. Crops are
looking we'll, pastures are good, and all
varieties of fruit give promise of album
dant harvest.
A number of our farmers have their
corn planted.
Our gentlemanly Assessor (Mr. G..
Bishop was through Cypress on Thurs
day and Friday.
Mr.. w. f. O'Neill started for the
east on Friday morning, where he in
tends to spend the summer.
Elmer Van VIE arrived home on
Friday, after few months sojourn in
the western part of the state, and is
now ON the sick list.
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livery STABLE.-Ben. Jewett IS preparedto
IL furnish the best Horses and Carriages, for
business or pleasure on the shortest notice.
Hearse at all times ready to attend funerals
Stable on Market square, near the Post office,
KenOSha, Wisconsin.
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This world, with all it's poverty, does
not need alms-giving so much as it
needs pure hearts and honest lives.
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CHICAGO d NORTHWESTERN r. r.
TIME TABLE.
KRNOSHA STATION.
GENERAL DIRECTORY.
County and City Officers.

Judge Circuit Court, j T. Wentworth, Racine.
Judge of Probate Volney French, KenOsha.
Sheriff. Nicholas SpartZ, ParlS.
Treasurer. r. +. Sutherland. KenoSha,
clerk Circuit Court, j. A, Gallaghan, Kenosha.
Register of Deeds, D. B. Benedict. kenosha.
County Clerk, E. G. Timme, Wheatland.
District Attorney, M. A. Baker, KenoSha.
Coroner, John Lucas, Pleasant Prairie.
SURVEYOR. Jason Lothrop, KenOSha.
SuDt of Schools. ID. A. MahOney, Salem.
Chairman County Board Daniel Head, Kenosha.
City Officers,
Mavor. Albert C. Sinclair
Clerk. Daniel B. Benedict
Treasurer, ID. Il. clark
Marshall, James irving
r4;a James M. StebbinS
JuSI'ceS' G.. Gillett.
City Attorneys, Baker and Warvelle
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On motion of AID Schend. above hills for
repairs and dredging were allowed under
suspension of the rules.
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REGULAR MEETING.

May 8, 1880.
Present-Mayor Sinclair Aid. Glover,
O. Brien, Williams and Schend.
Minutes of dates April 10 and 26 were
read and approved.
The following bills were reported correct
by the several committees to whom they
were referred and payment recommended:
B. A. Cole Co., printing 90
S. r. Mcclellan, one-quarter's salary............
Hastings & Holderness wood for poor........ 70 90
j. B. Winslow, costs in case of City u.s. Schoen 30 90
G. G. Taylor, 20 60
Mathews O'Brien, pauper account............. 90
Mathews O'Brien, fire OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Is
Rogers Barns, pauper... 90
Rogers Barns, stationery. Oh
Andrew Sch0nen, pauper..' ~ ou
Engel & Co., poor house account............3l OIL
Engel Co., pauper account 19 %
John Schmitt pauper account 81 ID
George Barber, fire department 90
On motion of Aid. O. Brien, reports of COM
mittees on above bills were adopted and bills
allowed
BILLS PRESENTED.
Zahnen Bros. clothing for poor..............S3 %
George S. Baldwin, fire department. Il 90
George Barber, cleaning hose.... 90
Jewett Frenz, hauling hose, fire department. 90
j. A. Gallaghan, clerk fees, City Head...... 16 10
J. A. Gallaghan, clerks fees, City Schoffen. 30
The above bills were, on motion, referred
to appropriate committees.
Bill of w. Holderness, services as night
police, $24.
On motion of Aid. Williams, rules were
suspended and above bill allowed.
HARBoR BILLS PRESENTED.
W. Davidson repairs. 4S
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1880-11-10
Remember, Cheap Charley defes com.
petition IN Ovprc0ats
GRAND MEADOW,
Wheat continues about the same.

Wheat continues about the same.
Joseph, son Of Mr.. O. Jorgens, is
quite ill.
The Congregational services are held
at the school-house Sabbath evenings.
Mr.. Dean, residing in the edge OF
Frankford township, is very sick, and is
not expected to recover.
The depot has exchanged that old
dingy color for one OF venetian red, with
which it presents quite an imposing ap-
pearance.
The Methodist church is supplied BY
Rev. Copp, formerly presiding elder)
and he delivered his Introductory dis
course yesterday.
Election passed quietly, and not a
sign of intoxication was seen during the
day or evening. The citizens deserve eu-
,ogizing for sobriety and decorum.
He tripped across the r. r. track.
and tripped back with lady on each
arm, tripped up in the hall and trlpped
the light fantastic toe until the wee sma'
hours.
MIR. Jorgens had designed going to
Fort Dodge to-day, on the same business
he went some time ago, but may be
obliged to defer it on account of his sons
health.
The dance at Colman's hall the eve
after election was an enjoyable affair.
TlIirty-tive numbers were sold, and music
furnished by Serb" and his daughter,
(Mrs. Rawson). All report as having a
good time.