The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-10-28
NASRY.
Mr. Nasby Indulges in Profound Howl of
Anguish Over the Indiana and Ohio EIec-
tiOnS.

. CoNFEDRIT Y ROADS,
(wich is in the State Nv Kentucky
The Cross-Roads met at the meetin- house the nit
gloomy meetin the most esPeshy gloomy hev
the entire day in preparin the house for the oc
TheF E64f faT the
ed the Confedrit flag, wch is our pride in mournir
w T pE and Boaegard a wdR 5hf
6fFaped' and only two candles wuz put upon the pul
The exercises WIZ opened by sinrip this bvm
wich adapted for the occasion: ~ ~ '-'
Plunged in gulf of deep despair,
Upon eleckshun days.
After wich read EN- the follerin
VALE Nv ANGIsH:
| A Dimekratic man is few days and very full u,
He goeth forth to the polls smflin in the mornin
anu at mite full NV wounds and brooses anG
The Dimocratic party is too short at both ends
sLr It is a hfrot f% that dresses too low in the
1t is weak in the middle and no strength abideth al
In vain we prayed for short crops, and in vain our
6e went en q for and
IN vain al we mP9red for potato rot and potato
ffes aRdi Change distress the Yan
e ehnz a1a o. d 1f I EeeT s@ AND the
h that the husbandman should curse the Administra-
Lo the more we prayed for distress the more there
The crops were good, and the prices therefor bully,
and what kin Dimekrat do when there is trouble
we preached hard times and they shook gold and
silver W under . our noses.
he ieered, showin NV us savins' bank book ''->'
, me smoke NV the furnace was to us the smoke of
The ela1g nv hammers and the wheeze the
We sent Blackburn and other brigadeers to the
and waeda P ens te n in their
d we sed 10, we hev yoonyun sojer for our eandi-
And they ansered, sayin verify he hez changed his
They shattered Greely and they hev cracked Ham
coSk %Ia between "sai their @ thumb nails
offered EN- soft money but they replied sayin no
We offered to take the Government off their hands,
Gone is the Postofises and the Custom houses shell
Gone % is the hope NV penshuns and the payment of
Bascom will either hev to shut shop or forecose on
For his chalk is out, and talk cheap, but Iikker
The .9 m9onshiners, will be hunted in the mountins
ana the dweller on the plains will go athirst.
1 Inc Niger LUBBOCK will contnner in the Posofis,
toms. - 0i' "' '-'' '"' '"'-
And Joe Bigler win yet be his depiaty and vex the
Wher shel I fly? wher is the rock that shell hide
TO Moo Jersey? The Radikels will kerry that
5 T2 Pea%are? s They are reechin out ther impious
= To Florida? That will swell the vote for the feend
70 MissisSPG h Il The Niger viii vote in that State
70 EN- Ez goes Se NJ des me ae will She
Ihe nigger will vote and he wifi ask wages for his
And MS wife will not be ourn agin his daughter.
we shel not sell EN- ez paupers to the highest bid
der; and they will own land, and mules, and SIGH.
we snel see skool houses in the South and Preech-
ers, and other abominashens.
And who kin tell We may hey Rofn Mills and
For when the sh very is bustid what is to prevent
the I ank with his money from comm down and pos
sessin the land? -
Weare helplis
To beg we are ashamed and there amt nothin here
TO steel. ~
but they gone.
In n the valley uy the shadder sit we, and there amt
no ladder by wich we kin cline out.
After weeping hour the meetin dispersed, and
re-assemDled sadly at Bascom's.
tive us drink sed the Deekin in fatrn voice.
SNOW me yoor money! wuz the onfeein reply. Il
Hed rulher keep the ker than to sell it for promises
GentlemeI, cash is the rool from this time out"
And eZ he wuz inhexible and there wuzn't a dollar
in the party we sot parchei to the very entraes.
issaker Gavitt wuz the fust to break silence
,;,y line NV policy is cleer shel jine the Repub
1t wuz ez eff the sun he'd risen and a streemin
thro the cracks in the
80 VIII L. Sed MPelter
And they all sed the same thing.
think myself 1t wood be the best. 1t the short
est way to kill the Republican party. For the Repub-
In party to take in the Corners and sich, wood be
ike helthy man takin striknin. Somehow every
gan1zashen we hev jfned hez managed to die with
great dispatch.
Possibly this is our way out NV the woods.
PErRoLEUM V.NAsBY, (oppressed.)