The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-08-21

How rapidly man loses his interest i
politics when he shuts the door Oh his ow
thumb.
burglars have been fnling out late
HAT there is good deal Of danger in sa
robbery.
1T is a trite but solemn fact that whe
paragraphers die they 60 from the hume
Gus to the grave.
The Tanner Mauia.-Hc: "What tinI
do you dine?" She; "Oh, some day ne /
week. This Coney Island air is SO nouris
ingl'
Since the Fnglishmen ms well ms NfesstI
IoriilHrl, James Gordon Bennett, etc. ha
found 50 much Yirfue in kuBERT's HORsI
POWDERS, and have used il in such 1unu
ties; all persons who are alive to their intcI
ests give 1t TO their hortcs. whether runneiI
trUttCrs, or farm horses 1t has a wundei inl u
feet. SAL
Passengers on the elevated RAILWAYS
New York are So thoughtlrss as to spit dow!
on pedestrians below, and what makes Il
pedestrian SO mad is the thought that
cannot spit back.
The new costume Worn in London bi|
room is thus described by the London Word
"Lost, at tho Bachelors Ball, a bouquet N
feet in diameter. When last seen il ornil
the chief article OF costume worn 10y pred
blonde"
we were greatly nnt,scd some DAYS sIn'
by seeing one of nur venerable citizcns, wi
had bern bOwcd down with hhcuusnti
I tlrpXV li. prufplgg nj a pc.I
just u, young as be used to be. and now hel
recommending Robert Em Ocatiun o eve1
old lady in tuMn. Great llntmeut that. 81
A currespondentasks us how dogs shor
be clipped. AS this is the season when ID
should be clipped we give the recipe in fu
First obtain dog then got good lar
hickory club. Prepare your dog by tyr
him to a post, and then clip him overt
head with the club about five times.
SINEs' DYsENTEEY CoMrouND.-When
| ken according to. directions, will mstantuI|
ously cure Cramps, SpHsus. Sour Stoma,
/ Hear burn, liartnOcat nysenIery, Colo, al
| all other bowel CVirpinints. Sal
-'Ah! mad an" exclaimed the costume
"you are 50 admirably fitted by nature
the taLleuug [iaadam is delighted $50
Ierly devoid OF lie, you kuow" Mad,l
smiles sweetly, bat there is life enough
her just now-lile that means death to h [
/ if wishes arr frtal,
1t is CAd hut true that many children ha'
filled untlmely graves by Neglect Of thl
muthers tohdvc SlNES SNRUP OF Ar, HI \
uUUSE and wtLDNHEHRN ou Land. fNd
thoughtful moihel has hottie this " IS NJ
the year Tor immediate use. "a
"A general, situmg in front of hotel
lime Of war, heard u news!oy cro ag l
papers, "ull about the Lnule" The genl
al bought paper, but could not fihd \
account Of the engagement. Tumingl
the newsboy he said, 81 don't see any Il
'le." NO" said the boy, "you never v
il you sit here"
Travellers should always have small
tie nt SiNES' DNsENTEHY ,'uMr"UFp Ter
mediate relief from any Bowel oBplaiT'
guaranteed tn toni upthe Stomach ut oucsI
a healthy condition.
-"0h, yes, Charl"y's a nice fellow 4
ough; only little green, you know" ~
should remember, Tom" replied his con,
Lizzie, casting significant glance at
young mans nose, in which the red
slowly but surely ccliPsing the white, e.,
should remember that green is a signl
safety and re a danger signal"
-RoBERT's PorLrRv Powprns nre euI
Rntced 10 cure Poultry Of all diseases " cid
h-frre he inwls refuse 10 eat. sure cure
Cholera. We have tried IL, and advise nj
use IT,.
"A Toronto patent medicine msn 4
emily ruined the sale Of his "Pulmonic 2
sam" by publishing a testimonial fro
man who Inserted that "his wife, wh6fI
not been able 10 speak above a whisper
five years, had her voice completely rest
ed by the use of one bottle" When the 1
ronto man realized the effect Of the publil
tion, he wrung his hands and said, ="
enemy hath done this thing"
1t is very discouraglng to the industrii
farmers wife. as well as foolish. to have
poultry TO die from Cholera or other disea
when she can huy Of her druggist RoBKn
POULTRY Powder for 25 cents a paekage,
guaranteed to cure.
Henri Rochefort, French editor a
agitator, was welcomed on his return |
Paris by 5000 persons, who sang
"Marseilles" and cheered him.