, 1880-08-06
Nasty.


a he'd. The first dooty Nv a Dlmekrat
is to vote the tikkit sot afore hun, ana
ef he can't do that ne amt no Dimekrqt.
The western landlord who he'd asfastijus
boarder which didn't like hash, he'd the
proper methud. When the boarder put
in a mild protest that he would like
suthin' besides hash, the LANDLORD pulled
out a carvin' knife, and seegin' him by
the throat, remarkt: 'You do like
hash, don't youg The boarder, looked
at the knife and concloodid that hash
was the best possible food for him, and
order was restored to,wunst. ,c
Precisely so in pollytix. Ef Dime
krat dent like nominashun the carvin'
knife must be appealed to. -.
Deekin Pogram swore that he woodn.t
vote for Hancock, nohow. Hancock
wore O bloc uniform doorin the war,
and he (Pogra,n) he'd suffered too much
by the sufioogashen Nv the South to
support any man which he'd assisted in
the subjoogashen. 2 6l grf..s. -,
Issaker Gait wouldn't vote for Han.
cock, becoz he bleeved that Tilden shood
hev bin nominated, or. some DimeiSrat
ekally able to open a bari or two. 49, ''
Bascom didn't like the nominashun,
for he he'd, ez yit, seen no indicashuns
NV any expenditure for the coz
Capt. McPelter remarkt that the
nominashun Nv Hancock was a'betrayal
NV the South, becoz Hancock he'd born
arms agin the centrel ices Nv Southren
Democrisy.' vrrr t-grr
i he'd one reply to make to these
misguided men, *ich I did. Ez to the
bari, there were other barls besides Til
deh's. Hancock hadn't much Nv bari,
but he he'd trends wich he'd, and En-
glish he'd one Of his own. The Corners
mustn't jump at conclusions. The Cor
ne,s kin wait. Tho refreshen shower
will come, and the Corners will git all
thet 1t is entitled to. No reform Dino,
cratic committee is goin' into the cam
pane without money, and 1--WE shall git
our share NV it. Ez it is us NV the Cor
ners thet hev to colonlze the southern
counties inInjeany for the October elec-
shun, and NV coarse there will be money
provided to pay our expenses. So much
for that. .iit NJ !tgu1If r
Ez to the nominashun Nv Hancock,
wat more could we WANT Wat differ
ence does it make to us who the candi-
date is2 Wat we want is results. l
want the postofiis that L may live in
comfort and pay wat 1 owe to the citi
zens NV the Corners. Wild cheers
Issaker Gavitt wants to be collector and
Capt McPelter wants place in the
revenoo, aud Deekin Pograin wants to
be suthin' or other. Then the Corners
want Seceshun erik slack-v altered and
raleroai connecrin' 1t with the South
ern Pacific, and custom mouse; aid she
wants her Soathern sojers peushuned,
and the losses she sustained made good
by the Federal government.
+ Ef Cen. Hancock is electid, is he
agoin' to continyoo the niger Lubbock
in the postofis Z 2 Is be sgoin' to con
tinyoo Pollock, the Illinoy disturber, as
collectorl Is he agoin' to refuse the
Corners the internal Improvements they
wanti Ell we wich electid him wants
penshuns and pay for losses is he agoin'
to refusei
Not much. The creature kin never
be sooperior to the creator. 1t is we
wich make him President eff he is Presi-
dent. 1t is to us that he will owe his
rise, and he can't go back onto us.
amt a bit afraid NV any man that
will take o nominashun at our hands.
A Northern man that will do that may
be counted upon to carry out the bargin
that gave him to us, for he has nuthin'
else to do. When sich a man comes
over to ushe burns his bridges and Is
ours for keeps. Il he'd ruther trust him
than a Southern, man, for he has. every.
thing to make by bein' troo to us. and
nuthin' to lose
Yto say VIC might hev nominated a
Southern sojer jist ez well. Troo, but
we could not hev elected him. The
North wood resent that, anu we shood
hev bin no better off than we are now.
But Hancock will git the Northern votes
necessary to elect him, and, ez he will
doc our work jist the same ez South
ern man, what diArence is it to usl /
don't keer what uniform sojer wore in
the war, so that he does what we want
him to do now
We want postofises and appronria.