The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-03-23
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A tint of green is showing on lawns.
Hay calls for s25 per ton; Iucerne,
The birds are twittering in the
trees.
Gardening has commenced in good
earnest.
Judge Hunter is kept pretty busy
at present.
Epitaph for q man who died of the
govt: He lived not wisely but too
we'll"
Thomas Gilmore found his way in
side the Jail on Monday for drunken
ness.
Mr.. Hill, OF the Philadelphia Coffee
House. is in want of frst-olass pastry
baker.
Eight car losds OF bullioa were
shipped through Mccormick & Co. on
Monday.
A fellow vas fined So yesterday for
shoe ing of his pistol on Sunday
morning.
In the District Court. on Monday,
Jabez Danger6eld was admitted to
citizenship.
A fellow named Tom Walch was
fined $50 on Monday for drunkenness
and vagrancy.
The mos. difficult thing TO raise on
the farm is the hired man who sleeps
in the kitchen loft.
The grading on South Temple
street is progressing finely. 1t needs
another storm to settle it.
The streets were unusually lively,
yesterday, with fights and runawsys,
there being four of the lat ter.
The second number of the Mining
Reporter, published by James F.
Bradley. appeared on Monday.
The Stormont shipped four bars of
bullion to Mccormick & Co., which
were received Monday evening.
If two negatives equal one affirm
alive, it follows that the girl who says
mo" twice means Eyes " once.
A cookney's way to drop an sc.
qusintance: "'It i'm hon the cad
with the Hickory 'andle of 'ammer,
and make i'm 'op.
Mrs. Governor Emery has gone
east, taking her con with her to put
him to school. Mrs. Emery will
sperd the summer east.
This evening, at z sharp, there will
be q brigade drill. Come fully
equipped. By order of Chief Engin-
eeT, r. II. Hardy, Secretary.
Hairpins haven't yet been intro
duced into Africa, and this compels
the women of that benighted land to
use a splinter of wood when they want
to pick their teeth.
A grateful generation will rise and
bless the citizens who are now gravel
ing the sidewalks in front of their
on the north side of South
Templs and Second South streets.
On Sunday afternoon. in the vicin-
ity of the Twentieth Ward Store, the
little donkey belonging to MI. Med
hurst got his ire up and ran away. A
lady and couple of children were in
the vehicle, which tipped over, spill
ling its contents. No one hurt.
About 3 O'Clock on Monday after
noon, the wheel came off o buggy
while it was crossing the street car
track at the junction of Main and
First South streets, and tipped over.
The driver jumped out and held his
horse. preventing a probable run
away.
Dwyer has received Puck for March
II, containing a new version OF the
boss puzzle; HarpsT'S Week'y. for
March 81, and Harper's Young People
for March 16; Frank LeSLie's III
Lu8trated for the 9th, the March
number of Family Herald, and No.
712 OF Seaside Library, containing
"Uarda." q romance of ancient
Egypt.
Joe Reynolds was locked up. Mon.
day night, charged with profanity
and being drunk. ice Is one OF the
few who have broken the pledge
signed while Mckenzie was here; he
spoke in the Theatre one night.
After being locked up be amused him.
self by breaking nine lights cut Of one
of the Jail Windows, and the sash, for
all OF which Joseph will pay by beauti-
tying.
The ether day a certain dentist who
rides bicycle came to grief. At
tempting to mount bis modern Pc
gsssus near the Continental Hotel,
the fiery unnamed bucked and
landed the would be rider sew
eral times. Finally he made a
desperate effort and started,
and was rewarded with 'header,"
be going over the bicycle and it re-
turning the compliment. A crowd
collected. when the irate doctor dis
persed them by remarklng, Inc
circus is not exhibiting today" and
went of.
A certain young woman named Hannah
Slipped down on piece Of banana;
And shrieked, and oh, my'd
And more stars she spied
Than belongs to the star-spangled ban
Iah.
a gentleman sprang to assist her,
And picked up her muff and her wrister (;
'Did you fall, ma'am ~ he led /;
DO you think" she replied,
81 sat down for the fun Of il, Mister ?"