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~ GOD girls, with references, at the German Inte-
VI gence Office. 4S Frank in street 3JO'
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Females.

VNTANTED-A situation as housekeeper by one
w who is not afraid to work. Have no objection
to town or country. Address Mrs VIM, 50 Robert
street. 3O9s
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N. WARNER, Auctioneer, established 1855. az
u East Third street. corner of Cedar The Oldest.
moet reliable auconeer In st. Paul Will give strict
personal attention to all sales Of Lands, Houses.
Lots, Household Furniture, and property Of every
description consigned to him for sale. Charges 10 wer
than any other reliable house In the CITY. 283
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SITUATIONS wANTxD...M.le,.

VTTANTED-Situation first-class newer or fore
w Best of references. Address BURNS,
108 Minnesota street, st. Paul. 3Oe-314
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FIVE CENTS ALINE.
AUCTION SALE.

MERCHANT TAILORING STOCK AT AUCTION
III Il will sell at my salestand, corner Third and
Cedar streets at 10 O'Clock A. NJ Saturday, Noven-
per o. the balance OF the fine cloths, beavers cass-
neres, etc., part Of which were sold last Saturday.
-S P. T. KAVANAGH,
OIL Commission Aucttoneer
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VNTANTED-Good German girls with references
w desire employment in officers families at any OF
the Forts. Apply at German Intelligence Office, 4s
Franklin street 265'
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MISCELLANEOUS.

DOR SALE-Cheap -One horse power upright
i engine and boiler, In good repair JOHN SEA
GER, corner Washington and Eagle streets. asa.
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NEWSPAPER FOR SALE-Ina rapidly growing
Mimi. 300 ~
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N1ANTED-By young man II to Is years. age,
w who Is thoroughly competent, posit. n as
book-keeper, bill clerk, or employment at flee
work; is an excellent penman. References ur-
nished. Will mske himself generally useful. Ad-
dress P. g., this Office. IA.
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DLENTY Of cash to loan and new stock for bor-
i rowers, at st. Paul Building Association
Meeting first Saturday each month. 3lO-31l
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WTANTED-By steady, reliable man, situation
w night Waterman, or where he can make
himself generally useful. Address Nelson, this Of
fee Q7Q.
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UNFINISHED rooms for rent at IS West Ninth
l street. 276s
STABLE three stalls and hay lott, on alley, No.
n 20 Fort street. 79'
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WANTED-A position by young German man,
w clerk in dry goods store. Five years. ex-
perience. Address q. A., GLOBE office 284*
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WANTED-Bya young man, who is ex perienced,
and who Is not afraid Of work, I lace to take
care of horses and do chores. Address D., this Of
fee. 286s
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DEPAIR YOUR sLEIGHs, ETO.-send your
LII sleighs, Buggies Carriages, Etc. to Nippolt's
painted, re-varnished, etc., corner of sibley and
Seventh street. 30I.
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LOST AND FOUND.

observation-disclosures can have her by identify
II ing her and paying charges. Apply to Peter
Hahn, Little Canada Road, or Jacob Seimman, u
Mississippi street. 3os-Su
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NTANIED--A situation as clerk in good retail
w grocery house; ten years experience in the city
trade of Chicago. Address F. W. l., GLOBE Office.
2S2'
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EOR RENT-Third floor, 24x7O feet, Of the three
II story building 80 Minnesota street, over John
J. Lemons printing Office, with or without steam
power. 3O1.
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DOR SALE-A weekly newspaper In q live western
l. town Of over 1000 inhabitants. Big subsorip-
ton list: One other paper In the county. Situated
on railroad, and doing good business, will be sold
cheap. Reason for selling-il-health of proprietor
who has been ordered South by the physicians En-
quire Of the editor Of the GLOBE 3OI
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from Toledo. O.

Raei's Gilt Edge Tonic regu;ases the howe,
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REAL ESTATE.

7H ACRES, one mile from city limits, improved
" good dairy farm. Inquire Of NJ. SOUTH
WARD. this Office. 9a6.
ZINE building lots for sale on easy terms.
" I96' q. l.. LAMPREY
DEAL estate sold and mortgages negotiated. d.
LII A. ROBERTSON, McQuillsn block. 1905
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TO RENr-Kooms.

DOR RENT-The pleasant Office rooms In the Sec
y ond story of the building formerly occupied by
the German-Americsn bank. During the recent
campaign these rooms have been known as the
Headquarters of the Democratic State Central Com
mittee. Apply at German-American bank. 3d.
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FOR SALE.

QUY your Gold and Filled Bracelets, Gold Neck
ID Chains, Gold Rings, Opera and Field Classes
Machines, Clocks and sverware for half their value
at E. LYTLE's. Pawnbroker, Al Jackson street.
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DRIVATE FAMILIES In need of good help of
l. any kind should leave their orders at Hotel Re-
porter Employment Bureau, 68 E. Third st. 500
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- Gents Mailed to DR.. G. r. sykes. I69
Madison st., Chicago. Ill, will return the
iii "True Theory Of Catarrh and full information
] ~ OF Sure Cure Mention this paper. BIZ
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NOR RENT-Two unfurnished rooms for rent
IL Apply at ITO st. Peter street. 3OS'
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UNREDEEMED PLEDGES.

RUY your hne gold watches, as good as new, of all
at E LYTLE's. Al jackson street.
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DAINTING-P. r. FITZGIBBON, house sndsisn
i painting. No. 1877 Jackson street al
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TT rnTpT0 The Great French Invigorator. Gents
LULU ltlU only. Stamp for circular. Nervine
HI N Or. Pills for lost manhood, 81 box. Book
on Nervous Diseases, cause and cnre; loo to nav
postage DR.. JAMES, 2O4 Washington street, Chi
CagO; III 307
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WE have solitaire diamond ear drops for gao. Ss5.
v! $50, $76, 500, BIAS, $685. S2s5 and BATS
which we are selling at dead rock prices. We also
hsve large assortment of Diamond Rings, Solitaire
and Clusters. One Brazilian S-stone at $780, very
hne. We also have Diamond Scarf Pins and Dia-
mond Studs, at PAWNBROKER's, Al jackson
street.
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WANTED-By young man, of good habits and
w considerable experience, situation as short
hand writer and clerk, best Of reference furnished
Address B. A. B., GLOBE Office. 3l0s
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VTTANTED-Three good carpenters Apply to W
w M. Leyde, West st. Paul. sos.
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WANTED-Two first-class walters at McLeod's,
w East Third street. 3O6a
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WANTED.

n men for station work at Jefferson Wis. Fart
w 50. Go Monday. Moore's Employment Blu
reau. 122 East Third street. St. Paul. 3l1-313
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WANTED TO RENT-One of the most success
w full cheese makers from Herkirmer county, N.
Y, having thirteen years experience in cheese
making, will rent during the coming winter or
spring, one or two cheese factories creameries
Location uust be good. Or would Join RESPONSE
BILE party in building cheese factory in good loca-
ton. References, Mr.. M. Folsom, New York City;
Messrs. Whitman Burrell, Little Falls, N. T.;
Jones & Faulkner, Utica N. T.; Hon. Harris Lewis
Frankfort, n Y; Rufus, Baker & Co.. Adrian
Mich; Mr.. L. Ladd, Adrian, Mich. Address "Globe
Office" ST. Paul, Mimi. 309-3l6
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WTANTED-Two carpenters at SO Preble stree
w J. B. DAILY. 310-S10
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20
Scientific Farming Practical.

Mr.. Buckmaster, before a well at
tended meeting of farmers, held at Tad
ley, in England, the other day, to con-
slider scheme for teaching the science
Of farming, said that there was no opin-
ion more deeply ingrailed in the mind
Of the English farmer than the belief
that there was antagOnlSm between
science and practice Some even went
so far as to say that the two are mcom-
patible. The farmer who drains his
land or tries new manure, or a new
machine, or new crop, calls himself 3
practical man; he despises all expert
ments, and laughs at the teaching Of
scientific men. He is not conscious
that when he is thinking over new plans
and adopting new methods of cultiva-
ton he may be illustrating in his daily
work series of chemical and pfysiolog-
ical experiments Of extreme complex
i1y and Importance. Men of the highest
order of intellect, and whose researches
were the most original, have been prac-
teal men. Practice and theory are but
phases OF the same form of thought
The practical farmer, if he ever permits
his mind to rise above the traditions and
empirical rules of his forefatherS, and
asks, "Could not that have been done
in better and more perfect way would
not this be an improvements becomes
a theorl,t, and when he tries to realize
these conceptions becomes practical
man. Theory and practice are insepa-
rable in every art, however much men
may seek to disunlte them. The most
practical man is often the most theorct-
zeal. Every operation is with him Il
theory. lie recognizes no change; he
will admit of no trial or experiment, be-
cause that would be an acknowledge
ment of science. Every science is built
up of principles, and these principles
carried into work are called practice.
There IS the science of astronomy and
the art of navigation; the science Of ge-
ometry and the art of land measuring;
She science of mechanics and the art of
making machinery the science of chem
istry and the art OF agriculture. Almost
every science is the basis of cognate
art. The most obvious and natural way
of arriving at a real knowledge Of the
art of agriculture would be to know
something of those principles on which
the art is based, art being nothing more
than the application of principles pre-
viously acquired. A farmer who is able
to unite Il perfect mastery of principles
with a knowledge of practical details is
an educated and scientific farmer. 1t
might reasonably be inferred that the
shortest and easiest method of learning
any industrial art, and the surest guide
to new discoveries in the art, would be
q knowledge of those fundamental prin-
cip1es Upon which the art was based.
No amount Of practical skill and eXpc-
rience could ever replace the want Of
scientific knowledge in farmng,-SriN-
Lfc .1nc1Jc0n,
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20
"Perpetual Notion"

Probably there has not been a time
within the past twenty years that some
one in this city was not at work endeav-
orlng to solve the impossible problem of
'perpetual notion Sometimes as many
as two or three have been simultaneous
" racking their brains in this direction.
Ii we suppose that Chicago is a fair
sample Of the rest of the civilized world
in this particular, we must conclude
that many scores Of men are always
wasting their energies upon this scientific
absurdity.
The revolution of a wheel under the
action of magnets fixed near its cir
conference is type of one class of in
magnets lose their power, and even
change their condition under the pro.
posed circumstances The idea that
the desired motion can be obtained by
the pressure of a dead weight was en-
tertained in good faith few years ago,
though self evidently absurd By far the
greatest number of inventions, however,
seek to obtain "power'' by causing
weights to descend with a greater
"leverage' than that by which they
are raised. In some of the machines
which the writer has examined, the ap-
paratus Is complicated so much as
to make it difficult to detect the
error; but it is there always.
Balls descending at the circumference
of a wheel and rising near the hub;
weights falling down an inclined plane
and lifted perpendicularly or the re-
verse; mercury transferred up and
down in a similar way, ETC., are the
staples of thought about perpetual
notion All may be proved to be
fallacious by any one who has mastered
the first principles of the science Of
mechanics.
The "inventor once committed to
the idea seldom gives it up, except
when life ends He builds a" machine "
rudelv, and thinks that it's failure to
work is solely owing to the fact that it
is not well constructed. He tries to
induce editors to commend the principle,
and men with money to help him to
develop it. His failure in both directions
only drives him back more completely
upon himself, and he brcods over the
matter all the more intensely and
doggedly as he believes that he is an
unappreciated, abused man. Argument
with him is of no value. The person
who disa grees with him is simply
prejudiced or blind, and is denounced
as refusing to aid in developing the
greatest discovery ever vouchsafed 10
mortals.
1t would be absurd to suppose that we
know all the forces of nature, or the
best modes of using those at present
harnessed to the service of man. 1t is
not improbable that our investigators
will yet find out means of obtaining
"power at cost which will be in
significantly small as compared with
that now necessary. But they will never
get something out of nothing, nor ste
coed in obtaining an effect which IS
greater than its producing cause. Hence
the perpetual motion Is impossible, be-
cause it can never be realized 50 lo=g
as the above named conditions exist
Just as we can multiply nothing into
any finite number we please without OBJ
tanning a result greater than zero, so
may we experiment to the end of time
and be no nearer than now to the crea-
ton of power. Chicago Tribune
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20
Three Women in Court.

There was a jury trial in Justice Alley
the other day, in which nearly a dozen
people living in the Western suburbs
were mixed up as plaintiffs, defendants
and witnesses. 1t appeared that Mrs.
Blank had borrowed a wash-tub of Mrs.
Brown, and while in possession of the
borrower COW Knocked the bottom
out. After a neighborhood quarrel,
suit was brought to recover the amount
Mrs. Blank thereupon put in as an Off
set that she had nursed the plaintiff for
three days and received no pay.
"Nurse me!'' echoed the defendant,
"why she did nothing while she was
there but hog down custard pie and tat
tie about the neighbors.''
"Custard pie! And who lent you the
sugar, and eggs, and lard to make it,"
shrieked the other.
His Honor put his foot down and
patched up a temporary truce, and the
plaintiff took the stand to testify about
lending the tub and what it was worth.
She established the value at seventy
five cents, and here the defendant boiled
over and exclaimed:
" Seventy-tive cents! Why, both ears
and the top hoop were off! 1t was the
only tub she had had since her marriage,
and that was ten years ago!''
"And I've had to lend it to you every
Tuesday all that time!' retorted the
plaintiff.
His Honor secured silence in the
court, and the defendant took the
stand, and said that her services as nurse
were worth at least two dollars.
" what allied the PLAINTIFF" asked the
LAWYER.
"Well, [ don't know as / ought to
say that her husband struck her with
"Don't you dare say that!' inter-
rupted the plaintiff; ''you know that
fell down the cellar stairs! If my hus-
bond hit me on the head with meat
platter, as yours did, | --!n
81 object!' exclaimed both LAWYERS
in chorus.
$50 do wet" added both females in a
breath.
His Honor pounded the desk until ev-
cry thing ratified, aud then witness
was put on the stand to testify that she
saw the tub when it was lent, and again
when it was damaged. She had scarcely
got started when the defendant, whose
witness she was, called out:
You are not swearing as YOU agreed
to!n
"Ah! ha! | make note of that!n
ahuckled one of the lawyers.
+" Your Honor, object,'' added the
other.
"And [ wouldn't believe the witness
lnder oath!'' put in the defendant.
;" Who wants you to!'' squeaked the
elf [ couldn't come into
court with any thing better than calico
tress and a ten-cent lace collar
hold my nose SO high!''
This is too much-ten times too
much, and | want this courtroom
cleared right out!'' said his Honor, and
he turned the crowd into the alley
DetrOit free Press
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20

tirmed, to know how much genuine re-
spect the worst of these people, includ-
ing such of them as never thought of
attending church services, had for le-
ligion as a fact and a force in their
midst. wondered if those few endur-
ing peculiarities of fidelity, veracity and
compassion, and this lurking reverence
for things clean and spiritual, were not
tokens Of the unfallen angel in man that
wrestles with him to the end of his days.
The minister gave us to infer that he
shared the conceit "Bad as they
are,' he said, "thcy don't want to 60
to hell But they like the road that
leads there Would it be too much to
assert that this terse analysis went to the
very core of the riddle of sin, not in
New Sharon merely, but the whole
world over?
He was quite sorry, the minister in
formed us, that we could not meet Mr..
Bartholomew, the baritone of his choir,
a remarkable man in his way, and an
old plainsman of Fremont's time, who
so liked to sing sacred music that he has
abandoned the business of liquor selling
and left off hard drinking and other in
commoding vices that he might have a
place in the choir; g but unfortunate
ly,' he explained, Bartholomew has
the only pack of hounds in town, and
he had to 60 ont hunting to-day with
party of officers front the fort" We
could not altogether repress a smile at
this, in which the minister courteously
joined. There was something ineXpress-
IDLY sad, though, In what he told us
later about the little violet-eyed soprano,
whose singing we had assured him would
bring US to evening service whether the
baritone with the unmelodious dogs
should return or not 81 regret it very
much, was his slow reply, "but she
sings for us in the morning only; she is
a performer at the Melodeon concert
hall, and can't be spared in the even
ing, even a Sabbath evening"
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20
Tommy COulter's New Nose.

Crowds of visitors are calling daily at
Bellevue Hospital to see Thomas Coul-
ter, the patient who is now the possess
or OF nose which was but recently his
middle finger. About three weeks ago
the plaster of Paris bandage was re-
moved from his face, and careful ex-
animation showed that the finger had
grown fast to the site of the former
nose. DR.. Sabine decided at once to
sever the hand from the two joints
which were thereafter to serve as nose.
Tommy was rendered partially uncon-
scious by the use of anasthetics, and
the amputation was performed without
much trouble. During the two months
in which the finger had been growing
to the face the blood had retreated from
the hand and arm because of it's peculiar
position, leaving them as white as snow.
Shortly after the operation, the tube
through which Tommy breathed was re-
moved from its position in the larnyx.
The patient is at present in a peculiar
position. In order to have a shapely
nasal organ the second joint of the am
putated finger was crooked so that the
elbow forms the top of the nose. The
end OF the finger was stitched to the up
per lip In neat manner. The next
step in the process was to remove pieces
OF skin from the cheeks and forehead
and allow them to grow on the lacerated
and stitched portions. of the new nose.
The consequence is that there are no
nostrils at present, and Tommy breathes
through his mouth and ears. In order
to avoid this inconvenient mode of inhal-
ing and exhaling an operation is shortly
to be performed with view to provid-
ing the new organ with nostrils. Coul-
ter's articulation is good, but his voice
sounds as though he were speaking
through rams horn. The surgeons in
charge of the case are confident that
they will be able to remove this impede
ment very easily. The wonderful pa
tience which Tommy displayed during
his trying ordeal enabled them to oper-
ate with more success than in ordinary
cases. 1t is proposed to remove all
scars form his face by the process of
skin grating. -New York Herald.
St. Landry democrat., 1880-03-20
A Banner with Strange Device.

Upon the declaration of war in 1912
the town military companies reorgan-
lied by the election of new officers and
a general brushing up of accoutrements.
Just before the battle of Plattsburg a
town company in that vicinity elected
stalwart but rather illiterate fellow, by
the name of Jonathan Pilsbury, Captain.
He felt that the eyes of the whole State
OF New York were upon him. He en-
courged his company to be brave in the
coming battle. He assured them that
he would "behead them as long as there
was man of them left, and that his
own name should go down to posterity."
The banner of the company had en-
blazoned upon its folds, in addition to
the stars and stripes, the emblematic
eagle, holding in his talons the legendary
scroll, !" + Pluribus Unum.'' The Cap
tain eyed the eagle with admiration, but
was puzzled as to the significance of the
motto. Seeking light upon the subject,
he was informed by wag that it was
the name of the first Captain of the
company. A bright thought dawned
upon the uncultivated mind of Captain
Pilsbury. He quietly took the flag to
sign-painter and had the name of the
. first Captain - obliterated and his own
substituted, and that company rushed
bravely into the fight bearing the banner
with that strange device, s'E. Jonathan
Pllsbury. y Cleveland Penny Press.