The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-06-01
HUMDURG1N.

Mr.. Eliture,
Since rit tu you bout that April
fool scrape, things and matters has
undergone nifty change rs II wer.
Shure enuil, jist as expected Ma-
Indy had sent the Dociur over tu tell
me she had took pizen jist to sec II |
did think much of her, and my ac-
tons oil that never tu be forgotten
ocasun proved 10 her that did.
And III make short matters long, she
got the Doctur to explain matters tn
me. Mr.. Editurc to tell the nude
truth | am glad the thing happened
fur luve the gal better than m
hadcnt happened, and more 50 as she
Is my better half now yes sur she is
my wife now. reckon VIC had the
grandest wedden you eyer hern tell
on, Mother Civ US the grandest supper
tnat has ben Civ in this beet fur years.
Well there was a big gang uf iellurs
and gale there and alter supper we
all played snap, and old Sister
Phcby and pleased ur not pleased Ill
most II ur clock and was pleased
most tu detll, Ill the fellurs got to
playin sum drafted game whur there
WAS kisdn In aud looked like they all
managed ,u kiss Malindy evry time,
so want pleased 10 much artcr that.
But ~ make II wurse she looked like
she was. Then bout lU ur ii
O'Clock ] bugun tu git orlul sleepy so
they seed how II wus and all clerd
out. Aud rite here Mr.. Editure |
would let the curtain drap as II wur
oyer the hole thing, but fur one thing
| must tell you what an oriul ecrale
| got intu jist frum mothers careless
ness IN not putin buckit OF water
IN tu our room, yer Tee we had ben
eslin heep Nv sweet cakes aud
pize and things and arter we lay ther
talking over the past aud specnlatin
OIL tho future fur two ur three hours
and when we cum TO think bout II we
wus both most starved fur water and
the more we tride tusthink we dident
want II the wurs we'did wantit. So
iident no what In tho mischief to
du. You no Mr.. Editurc that |
would hayc tn go thro the old folkes
rune ur 20 round TO get III the buck
et. You see they was o good many
siade oil mite so they made down beds
all over The noor anu II ! tride tu sip
throu there as like as not | mite fall
down over sum ov EN-. So that
would have laid The April foul busi.
mesa slar IN tlIc shade. DO raised
the frunt winder aud slipt round and
got me a drink and tuck Malindy a
CORD full aud waiiered bur ana start
ed IA slip back when the trouble be-
gun In uirest, jist as ] wbs startin
back one Of the top steps to The back
porch had III turn and down cum
rite over the slop bucket and turned
1t over rite under me and du bleve
hat the drafted 8 tuif got on me, well
sur did seem lik never herd as much
fuss. SO by the time | could git up,
here cum old Watch and Ruler, two
DRAFTED CRATE big cune dogs what we
had. jist rarin, W took round The
house, thought would gii IN the win
der but | soon seed l couident maize
II, so Jist mad FUR Mothers huney
sucker frame aud got on 1t Jist IN
tinie gu save my bones. When l got
my, breath says kinder low 50 no
body wouiuent nero me, ruler,
Walch, old fellows, but ihe dra'cd
Tools dident no me al all lhcy was
kcepin up sich q ihuhuerih iuss
mayoY ihcy diaent mere me- Wel,
sur iasI 'hihg noue ma,inay pokcd
her hea ou'en the wmaer anu com.
mehceu crs en- out ioua ana holleroo
10 me so you coulu OF heru her a mile
biii is you hurt mucn no, ses ), oon,
make 50 much iuAs youi wake e'l al
up but twant no use ine oiu mali
opened the front door and ses, VINO
Is you yer 'hiei . uuhaer sey ne I've
co'.n you ny iast nase ! anu coin'
inenceu ,eenns ,o"nu 'ur rock'
wen sur scea ,te business WIS UP
wh me, 80 nol,e,en out 9uiek az
nteiiih hoiu on Dau 'iis an. hooouy
ou. .hc.. Dy ,n,s uinu WI VI em na',
70, 70 ranln roahu )ls, wakcu up ano
aiuen, no "nat .no '"isci.lei WIS W
ou. .nou. wy pvusoc wcT ~ n'c .'.s 80 ,
ney ~, v".n , Issnin os, ri.o '.,., mnur
M''s. IN, @ a.aa spia'nen .,a',srs w,M my
WciI Ms,,nav Sras irwin IN ~, a ,sSn,
wben ! want Il and ,hoy w.s MAXI,
hcr sme,, c,nnhor and hnrn, hcns
feathers and sich lila bntl;t did%,
saem IN dn much arood n, Mo,ho,
rnade ber ,are ann ,as.fitl,v she sol
,ha, was ,ha hes,- .hiny tLsi m arrieJ
wo,nop conla ,,sc e ami Mai;ndw Mia
as well be gi,en nse IN Il fnst ss last
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