The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1880-06-06
cHucKER's PANTALooNs.
\ Ns@ Version OF mn ola story OF an
English RntIway Cgrrtnpe.

| HOW iaf III is eSpeuient 10 convert tnil-
way carriage Into dressing. room is lne,0h which
would be quickly solved III the negative In conpchla
countries whcte guards walk along The ioQtboarts aph
England passenger who likes 10 change his attire in
ntst-cla% compartment pretty secure from Inter
he as,ed rom haSsem al ri rainstch anS fsbI
across The plTfotm, boilne rcilway zig and car
| pet-pag which ccntaihei complete change Of raj
| menti@tp VII, dress clothes.
| Mr.. Chucker had received an invitation To dine ut
Windsor with some friends of influential position but
his ONCE In the city, or at his chambers in the West
End. Stepping Into tho. train. he slipped shilling
right, ST. answe'cd the guard at ,lchest wbnent
" ' s"d cN N.Y. cO tn' sss n wiz oh n
cqgirmep,s pqScssaty - w perfect adornmcnt.
"a, mNS hot he sippcscd that he did this withcu, re-
Mcthre Tor he was great stickier abou, all the pro-
ptct'cs of HE. lie objected 10 seeing things ont Of
season. II he had caught his best friend changing his
panalocns In railway carriage he would have thought
mconly Of him FOR belng Of disordery habits aud
now he Judged hmsclf with candid severity Tot not
having better regulated his own time. ut an acci,
dent occurred, - Unused he ,as hs ttnotct HI coal
and walscpat - wohief what would he thought Of
4 me to' Nrihg naf und,csscd In q train?''
| This reflection made him redden. lie was shy,
middc.agcd man, with large red ears and fat hcrid
face, The effect of pulling on his boots always sui
eyt,eo T c S sSsu s I ,Ssm
truly dlstessed. Having removed his boots he de-
nulod himself Of his trousers. This was trying
n,, ,n, ', w., ,v,,. AZ, ,"e,' WV,
of his cogl,atlcns 'l-tlink the train Is Stopping
mich, hny" toycsccn that A. wouid Jn s,ico bc r,os
not travelling, by ,ssriyss! bGl lie had been SO en-.
maj eycn notice., III. Ms, si,ct,n,n, ,f hc ,ny,no,s
srccd n" now toup, n,msc,s n, ~, , =" u ~ ye,r
litter of clothes. and with no time TO cdess hlmselr
whether he would steam along s,Ic rans i,
,ssv IN nvn n ns cn s n'n m ,, ,om ~" nu"So
w e G ows s vU man With IL r" NJ"
This done he collected as many of Ills belongings MS
and tried To look En,nc,l, The train boi esne TO
stand. SIN now and r,,a,j orerrd Inc ,iot al bn
cnrriare In wh,h orr to,v brib ds Al ng anil c,iaI.
4 't1hcIe's ,r,in bSfg sIr Tor Won and ibis indy
"iiie. guard exclaimed Mr.. Chuckcr leaning
nil, In hcrsor v,u to,J mo- sh,u,i have ma ,n,n
nn,,mcnt IN ~, rsc,r wv '"''' '''''' '"' WIN
unfortunately for orr modest friend. the guard 10
whom hc had c,ycn Tia .,,n @ ,'t M, @ w
pointed to trays, viii Tho rn"s Thes Nh" st,tn
often occur and ,cn,, In wn,cnsant ,nnarynurtn La
present guard sal, bnntiv, "ant s,ye you COM
| n,,imrui In yn,,rser unjsss van nav Tor n sIr ~
| against Tho ,ulcs Here madam 'step in nIc,se
iaIv WIN looked n, yery e,,catn he',i, 90, ,uto ;b
| c,rr,are and "A reniemon with ber Mr. n,tnahv
Jhuclcr fell ready to swoon I,eforo ie conf, into,,,
the guard OF his readiness To- nav Tor whole compo,,
meni sooner thnu have Ills n,ivScv n,meI nnon t,,,
train was on oonin and Air. Cburte or foi In ,rncr,ny
how he should effect his change Of carriages at so,r
now that he was In M M s,nS "a, sish iii m miatfoS
The train In which Id Travelled was no, bound straight
FAR wimsnr III Far n,rm,mc,,",, am, A. ,',,In ~,
wnuI have in chance NJ S,m,h If nn w,shcd ~, lima
with his friends that evening
| Alos, n mo,, urycn, ,in,ru,,v than ,ha, ,,yo,yo,
in change Of carriages soon presented, ,self ,o him.
for no sooner had tho train started than the Iay who
had ms, steppe I'm ernn 10 moan to and SILVER :, Wins
that's fell cold aioycr. Tier husband souah 10 uei
her I'M, it was nj, of no use Tor she was really IN
At last tho roor man Icok,,i In ospair nj Mr. Cheter
and said: '''" "'''''' '' "' "''
w ,.T,cns, m. t,, ,,,,,r , ,,,,, uho,,, s,, ,,
wouI vm, nn s KIND ns n ,eni NV VIII, ,n S ,,,
We started IN a hurry ant, Gifpni in tyinv one
"ic,mg FAR NY s,on" nere To s%a o o all, "I,a a
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words in which IN ,nniv ''''''' "'" NV 'V'' ""' 'o
would YOU kindly lend this lady YOUR rug ?'' re-
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e., NJ, AZ, n,' hei W. !, W." w.. ivy !,
Senr m maa Jus, oS,S,I%n to Inn t'nt the safest
being mm Erenchman would have quietly beck
an" M". ws lH ,9 dilemma s with arE
cckeT hareS not roness 81 ia, al" e a
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ot ,m. Ina, oe n ~, ,pe1 "u. WI ne on SUE
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sho e AHA w. to comn. Mo W., a" s' nnH ns
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heron hy nu,,iuy iho ca,r,,ge ,In,s down "
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that there was ,mnot,c i'm ,ho , ,a," s" ,os
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a'ws protested agaims, travelling ~ the COMPANY Of
nm mr.. ,hrn,, ,im.o,r ,t ,r anti a,',,, ,rn NJ,
station master obliged pacify these murmurcrs
The all ""sonscions Mr.. Chusker w"s Tu,ley "rn,sed
Inv tho lonr c," su,L.n,v ome,ed and W n,,
escn,m,"" "e''s S"'"'"'S "pe"e" NV" s'"" VOICE
"Now. sir. wbot.e tho matter wifi, voug,
| mereL Mr. ecburter %, What s,onId liar, I've y, |,
rn, IS lax "e ""sS'' HIS rug ''oS'' !" I'LL" WIN
| :. W,n,L y, mind s,o,n,,, mn, oil, o.,
Whv shomd - Nv ,,c,IsS, III is H." w,udso, ',
..Chanre here for WimIsor sir ', ,nsnomied tbo
an w," was %,r e, S,, zen, 's time mat he
| ', Viii 49, 49,, y, ,m' ,',, 49, a., a, ,,, $40
t,ous"rs ON confcsssG Mr. % " p ~ ,nw.r ns
vo"s y, " ,e ATTAIN aar s ,o "M IL, ms
meui iNn tr"sc,,, and ,h ,n I NJ,
up the words, mo trousers.' '"''b"'
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shout of mingled laughter and disnay from the pas
sengeIs, some oil whom being ladies' deemed II eXpe-
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