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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

"SIR," roared a man out in Nebraska
striding up to neighbor, "Sir, you
are a liar"
81 am" exclaimed the astOnished
neighbor. "How do you know l am 2"
"Because l know it; because | have
found it out"
How long have you been living
here?"
"Six weeks"
"Oh, well, probably you do know,
them"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

When pen has become SO corroded
as to be useless, il can be made good as
new by holding it in the fame of gas
jet for half a minute; then drop it In
cold water, take out, lwipe clean:
and it will be ready for use again.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

What subtle power in nature has made
the snowflake so different from the
raIndrop, yet substantially the same
Science easily solves that question. 1t
is magnetism, that almost unknown
agent, so wonderful in its operation.
and whose mysteries are daily being
revealed to us.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

CURCULIo of the plum stings the fruit
while it is quite small. The trees
should be Jared IN early morning, be-
ginning when they are just passing out
of flower, and the sluggish beetles
caught on a sheet opened beneath the
tree for the purpose. Afterward those
caught on the sheet should be burned.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

The Italian minister of argricultu re
and commerce has decided to present to
parliament a project for executing a
great geological map OF the kingdom.
The expense is calculated at 6.OOO,O0
francs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09
Maine News.

Hop Bitters, which are advertised In
our columns, are a sure cure for the
ague, biliousness and kidney COM
plants. Those who use them say they
cannot be too highly recommended.
Those afflicted should give them a fair
trial. and will become thereby enthu-
siastic in the praise of their curative
Qualities.-Portldnd Argue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

FROM experiments recently made by
Mr.. j. Ii. Burns, it appears that the
application of yeast to insects produces
In them a fatal fungus, and diluted
yeast is therefore recommended as de-
structive to the potato beetle. It would
at least be an easy thing to Try.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

TBES Mind and Body are out OF Sorts, with
cold exiremlties, yellow ness in the skin, oos
tyeness = uii he3dac e, and an indisnosiiion to
stir about. be sure you are In for a Bilious at
tack sprins nsiDg from n more or less Disordered
Liver. DR.. Jayne's Sanative Pllis will bring
the Liver 70 healthy condition, and speedily
emove all hillary distress
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

The Iowa Central railroad has posted
in its passenger coaches the following
notice: every tobacco chewing gem
tIeman will have the gsllsntry to Keep
the ladies' coach clean, by riding in
the forward car while chewing"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

EVERYTHING conducive to the bet
ter condition of the baby Is sure to at
tract attention; and hence 1t is that
DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup Is becoming
more and more appreciated, as its wond-
erful influence In subduing the diseases
of babyhood becomes recognised.
Price Is cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

WAsPs' nests are frequently ignite d
by some chemical action, supposed to
be that of the wax upon the paper like
substances OF which the nests are
formed. Spontaneous combustion"
OF this nature is believed to be the
cause of many mysterious fires In hay
stacks and farmers buildings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

The habit OF fish TO return TO the same
place in river to spawn is well known.
IU is asserted tnat on going up they
keep the left hand of the bank, aud
that on their return they take the op-
posite side. 1t Is thought that fisher
men might take advantage OF this
fact.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

PGnics and Sun SpotS.-A curious bear
Ing of science upon commerce is sug-
aestcd In reference to commercial pan
les. 1t is said that these have during
the last half century shown tendency
to occur periodically, the interval
which separates them being about ten
years. The period corresponds closely
TO the greatest sun spot period Of ii
years-a fact to which attention has
recently been called.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09
S,cedi,1 meteorolegists nave furnished

.Slcedish meteorolegists have furnished
material for unlimited speculation by
preparing a catalogue OF the auroras
seen during the space of more than
three centuries-that is, from 1886 TO
1877. The record shows that in the
period from l722 to 1899 auroras were
observed en- A. ,245 nights.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

THE only men VINO ever hang to q
New Years diary are the chaps who
lend money TO their friends. They
must have some sort of u book to write
down names and amounts in.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

During the year 1879, l0.2sl horses,
52s asses, and &c mules, giving 4,i45,
700 pounds of meat, were sold for con-
sumption in Paris; and on the lst Of
January last seventy-eight butchers
shops for the sale of that.article of TODD
were in tnll operation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

The soft and silky appearance given
to the hair by the use of Carboline, the
natural hair restorer and dressing, as
now improved and perfected, is the
subject of general Iemark by all who
have witnessed its effects upon the
human head. Sold by all dealers In
drugs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09
Guard Against Disease

II you find yourself getting bilious, head
heavy mouth fonl, eyss s yellow. Kidneys dis
ordered, symptoms Of piles tormenting You,
take at once a few doses OF Kidney Wort
Use it as an advance guari-don's wait TO &c,
down sick-LEADER-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

JUDGE-See here, prisoner, If you do
any more lying you won't get off with
three years. Prisoner-But, jedge,
how many years dye s'pose ye'd gim
me If told the troOth?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

AS one pound of Dobins' Electric
Soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Philadel-
phia,) will do the work of five pounds
of any other, it is really the cheapest.
though it costs little more per pound.
Try 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

A HENS brain isn't very large, but 1t
is large enough to comprehend the fact
that she never was the mother of an
Easter egg, and that If she was it would
not hatch painted chickens.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

CARB.-To all who are suffering from the
rors and indi.cretions Of youth, nervous weakness
early decay loss OF msnhooi, etc. will send Re
cipe that will cure you, fREK OF CHARGE. This
great remedy discov red by missionary in South
America. Send self addressed envsl pc TO the ReE
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

THERE is contained in the corn co5s
raised in the United States from lis TO
120 million pounds of carbonate of pot
ash, which is the third most valuable
article required in agriculture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09
A Valuable Gilt Free.

A book on the Liver. its diseases and their
treatment sent free. Including treatises upon
Liver Complaints. Torpid Liver, Jsundice,
Biliousness, Headache. Constipation. Dyspep-
ia. Malaria, etc. Address DIR. Sanford 1852
Broadway, New York city, N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

Iris time-honored custom in Quincy
Fla, to salute newly-married couple
by firing cannon. This is to remind
those present that the battle of life has
fairly begun.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

THE time has passed for the 'Elixirs,
Cordials' etc. for the Baby, and DR..
Bulls Baby Syrup is now the establish
ed and reliable remedy. Price rs
cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

A CLOCK was on view at the Paris
exhibition which fired off pistol
hourly. The exhibitor, on being ques-
toned as to the object, explained,
phlegmatically, that it was 10 "kill
tirna -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

DRAW a circle fifteen feet in diane
ter, place a mule in the center, and
walk around HIM without getting out
of the circle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

SOME females have just been arrested
in Kentucky for tie manufacture OF
Illicit whisky. This Is the first record
ed instance of woman keeping still.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

A GERMAN technical journal says
that salts of tin will remove iron stains
from linen much more etfeotually than
oxallc acid will do it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09
Tn. vol,arc Bel. Co.. Marshall. Mich.

VIII send their celebrated Electro voltais
Belts to the afflicted upon so dsys's trial
Speedy cures guaranteed They mean what
they say. Write to them without delay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1880-06-09

MILIT AIRY ACADEMY. hes
Z ter Pa, re opens January. Civil engineering
Chemistry Classics and EnglI>b- Degrees conferred
Colonel THEO HATTf. Pres
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
What Happened to
Mr.. JOSEPH BEACH.
stone In the Kidney Expelled after usins
Dr. David Ksnnsdy's '.rsverits
Remedy about two weeks.

One of Che most remarkable cases that has ever
been brousht the notice CT the public is that Of
Mr. J. 5. Beach. Of Stone Ridge. Ulster Co., n. Y.
Mr. Beach had suffered since October ls'h, 1874,
IRON the presence Of Calculus or Stone 10 the
light Kidney. No less than seven hysicians were
emplo, ed at different times, To whom Mr.. Beach
paid hundreds OF dollars for medical treatment
with only temporary relief from his agony.
BY the urgent solicitations Of his friends he
was Induced to try DR.. David Kennedy's Favor
ite Remedy "-experienced marked impro' emens
from the nrsi day he began to use the medicine
on the 18th OF September he voided stone as
large as could be passed through the natural
channel.
Mr. Beach concludes long letter to DR. Ken
ncty by saying: at will always afford me pleas
ur- TO recommend the "Fa,orite Remedy to
those who may be suffering iro IN difficulties OF tue
Kidneys and Bladder, or any dis riders arising
from an impure tate of the blood The 'Favori's
Remedy is sold 10y all druge.s The Dieter
only address, is Rondout, New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
Fed Your CauaWeIi.

Cows giving milk should not be al
lowed to fall of in quantity from INSULT
Gent feed. It's more difficult to increase
the flow of milk after a shrinkage from
the lack of full feed than to keep up a
high activity of the secretion by arti-
fetal feed. When the habit of dimin-
ished milk secretion at a particular time
of year is established, as it viii be by
repetition. it is not always easy to pre-
vent it entirely by liberal feeding. The
habit will also be transmitted to the
offspring as family characteristic that
will diminish the value of the animal as
a producer of milk. Give the COWS ex-
ira feed as soon as the pasture begins to
get short.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

HEALTH IN A BOTTLE. One bottle OF
DR.. GrosreROr's Lirer-Aid will produce
beneficial results in cases where the rene
dies ofthe Pharmacop9ia and Nostrums,
depend for brief success upon puffery
alone, utterly fail. As its ZANE implies,
this medicine acts directly upon the Liver (;
but its action is by no means confined 20
thai organ, the digestive apparatus and the
bowels are put in good working trim, the
manifold symptoms Of Dyspepsia vanish,
the blood is purified, and Piles, which are
the invariable result Of Costiveness, are
wholly eradicated by this standard family
medicine
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
les. Boz yery cantious how YOU tamper

Ladies'. be very cautious how you tamper
with samples of the many rifle counterte'ts
offered you, which may prove very damas-
ing 20 the fabric and hands; and instead oil
these Sjmildr appearing packages, be sure
10 get the only harmless article for laundry
and kitchen use, the original James Pyie's
PsarliEs. Sold BY all Grocers.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
The TERROR OF PHYSICIANS.

The TERROR OF PHYSICIANS. Many
learned doctors consider well-developed
Bright's Disease OF the Kidneys incurable.
They despair when they detect its we'll
known symptoms. Nevertheless. there is
a cure for this worst OF Kidney diseases.
HUNTS Remedy, has restored many and
many victim OF Bright's Disease to sound
health. All Kidney, Bladder. Liver aud
Urinary Complaints are quickly cured by
H,mt's Remedy, the Great Kidney aud Liver
Medicine. Sold by all Druggists. Trial
size, % cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
ANOrHER CANDIDArE.-By a larg

ANOTHER CANDIDATE.-By 4 large ma
iority the people OF the United States have
declared their faith in kidney-Wort a. a
remedy for all diseases OF the kidneys and
liver; some, however, have disliked the
trouble OF preparing it from the dry form
For such a new candidate appears in the
shape OF Kidney-wort 10 liquid form. IL
is very concentrated, is easily taken and Is
equally efficient As the dry. Try it.-LoU-
isrilie Post.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

This is an enlightened age, and yet there
are thousands OF people ignorant of the
fact that slight cold neglected often
terminates In consumption. AddmSon' 5
Botanic Bdlsdm cures Coughs and Colds
a. by magic. Trial size, 10 cts. Larger
bottles, IS cts.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
WHAT Mr.. PrrTs MIGHI HAVE SAVE

WHAT Mr.. PITTs MIGHT HAVE SAVED
HIMsELF.-Mr. Henry Pitts, of Kingston,
NY, suffered from the presence OF Stone
in the Bladder for several years. DIR. Ken
nedy, OF Roudout, n. Y, removed the
foreign body by the knife. Had Mr.. Pitts,
and others similarly afflicted, used Ken
nedy's "Favorite Remedy" in the earlier
stages Of the disease, the medicine would
have preceRted the formation Of the
calculus or stone, rendering dangerous
surgical operation unnecessary. DIR.
kennedy gave ''Favorite Remedy to pre-
vent the return Of the disease, and Mr..
Pitts remains in perfect health TO this day.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN. - The
system of the child takes in the seeds OF
disease more readily than the adult, there
fore parents should exercise great care, and
not allow a cough or cold 10 run until the
seeds OF catarrh, asthma, bronchitis and
consumption are sown in the system. DR..
n. q. Whites Pulmonary Elixir is rem
edy well adapted TO these diseases in chill
dren, and should be freely used on the first
appearance of cough or cold.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

WISHED / WAS DEAD After suffering
several years with the leucorrhea, and no
doub, would have been, now only lady III
duced me 10 try sulphur Bitters. Now
am well. Three bottles cured me.-Mrs
c., NetcpOrt, RI
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Nineteen twentieths of all sickness aris-
es from weak and impure stomachs. DIR
V. G. will purify the stomach, and all is
well. Try it. Guaranteed by all druggists
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Let river run beside town and 1t will
cause no discord, but let it run through a
town aud it makes the people on one side
hate those living on the other, though
there is no reason why they should.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

For coughs, colds, Group, asthma, and all
lung affections, use Dozens Elirir, which
has stood the test Of flfty years, and has
not been found wanting.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Putting IL nestly.-Said the pet OF the
household. on her last birthday "it's a
lovely doll, dear grandpa and grandma,
but-rye been hoping II would be twins. y
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

The PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors'
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
any address Seth W. Fowle 4 Sons,
RnStOn
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Keep in the stable aud always a, hand
HsRry Il JohRsoR's Irnicd and OIL LinimeHt,
as II is the best remedy for hurts, bruises,
strains, &C.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Don't tease a girl for a tress of the silky
hair that is upon her head. Cutting 1t may
spoil switch worth Sl5.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

PITY is akin 10 love-" said he. "Ah,
yes" she murmured, with Hood of love
light in her eyes, II am akin TO be loved. y
The ceremony came of in week.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

An unhappy marriage is like an electric
machine-it makes one dance, but you
can't let go.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

A large society OF married men is or
ganized against high-heeled shoes for
woman. Husbands think that high heels
have tendency 10 keep their wives backs
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

What's in a manner The man who sue
ceeds in taking the hrst prize at shoot
ing match sees great deal In an aim.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

Dr. Ba1ter's Mandrake Bitters are supe-
rior combination OF barxs, roots and herbs
not attained by any other manufactures OF
Bitters-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
YOU CAN BE CURED
SULPHUR BIFlbRS is what You need

Ladies in delicate health. VI no are all run down
shouid use SULPHUR BlTrER>.
81 90 Will ne paid Tor 4 case where SULPHUR
BlTTkR> " ~ not assist or cure. IL never fails
Cleanse the yiiaieu blood when YOU see II.
impurities tu' sting through The Kin 10 Pmplcs
Bolches and sores. Rely on SULPHUR BIT
I'll r. and health will follow.
SULPHUR RirTFRS VIII rnfe Liver Com
plrtrt. H,bI tt i-,UUtlE'd Il y ~ cure you
SULPHUR BiT1ER> VII buId YOU NJ aud
make You slrOug sG'i healthy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

We must all be launched into eternity
some day, but we don, want TO be steam
launched there.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
LITERARY NOTES.

ST. NICHOLAS for October completes the
seventh volume OF the magazine. Ana,
by the way, the publisher announces that
the increased size and number OF the pages
In this volume make necessary the binding
OF It In two parts, each containing the
monthly issues for half year. Louisa Nj.
Alcott's serial story Jack and jill,
illustrated by Frederick Dielman, Is
brought to a happy end In this number
with pleasant surprises for the reader, ana
Noah Brooks's continued baseball story,
THE Fairport Nine" illustrated by "A. u
Redwood, closes with the decisive cham
pion game-a lively and hard-fought match
In which the sturdy young heroes OF the
tale are yictors. ''H. H." concludes her
two-part record of what she entities THE
Naughtiest Day OF Ny Life; and What
Came of IT,; Robert Lewis illustrating
the installmeut with picture or the
naughty child prisoner in the garnet.
The complete short tales, this month, are
ave in number CLAP" by Annie A. Pres
ton. illustrated by Alfred Brennan,-a tale
of how a vagabond dog cheered the life oil
an almost broken-hearted little girl; "Lu-
doyick's Rocks" an illustrated account oil
the amusing adventures OF discontinued
plowman among savages: "A Green Man
and Green Beast" illustrated by Miss
:. A. Rankin; one of The Majors Big
Talk Stories" in which he describes how
he escaped from an enraged rogue,ele'
plant; lacks Excursion Trip, by I'm
ma l.. Plympton, illustrated by w. l.
Smedley narratiug how an oyerworHeC
lad was aided To escape from drudgery IL
country store, TO happy, busy HE IN .
Quaker family; aud CHARITY Carter
Picnic" by Sarah j. Prichard, ILLUSTRATED
by Robert Lewis. telling Of a little orphan
girls great hope and sad disappointment
and of the thrilling way in which happi
ness came To- her at last. Some Man
eaters" aud their habits are described b!
Earnest Ingersoll and pictured by Hermann
Faber, the text including stirring anec
dotes OF peril In hunting lions, tigers, an'
the shark Susan Anna Brown gives SOM
practical hints How to Save Time, mp
propriate 10 the season of shortning days
MANY funny rhymes and comical picture
appear throughout the number. and ther
Is an interesting account, by Olive Thorn
Miller. of The House with the Lac
Front" The large-type pages for Yer
Little Folk tell laughable story ola littl
negro boy whose supper rolled down
stairs. Jack. -thc-Pulpit discourse
with cheerful wisdom on various matter
and things. The "Letter-BoX" contain
interesting letters and items from the boy
and girls themselves and the Riddle
Box" has two pictorial cnigmas and
number OF other bright puzzles.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

There are three kinds OF hair Banged
hair. baked hare, and hair parted In the
middle The first is tender, the second
more tender, the last bartender.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

A young lady resembles ammunition
because the powder is needed before the
ball
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

An unmistakable case of black-bawling
crying negro baby.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
Richer in bone and fat producing mater
ials than all others are Malt Bitters.

Sweating for ones daily bread is a pore
way of getting Ii.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
Eutrene Tired FEELING.

A lady tells rs "the first bottle has done
nv daughter great deal Of good, her food
does not distress her now, nor does she
suffer from that srtreme tired tseiing which
she did before taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
a second bottle elected a cure. No other
preparation contains such concentration
Of vitalizing. enriching, purifying and invig-
Grating properties as Hoods Sarsaparilla,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

When the slow eater calls for ketchup
he means business.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06
STOP ONE MOMENT AND THINK

SULPHCI BITTEK> will cure any hood dis
ease from comm' n piui.les AND Testers ~ the
lace o. worst cI.c oi >crUiula.
Their n.s er ha~ been = medicine that builds up
the hr. Ken down invalid as sulphur BitieIs can
and does III tNe.y case
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

WHY do thieves lead comfortable life
Because they take things easy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1880-10-06

\ young physician asked permission OF
lass to Kiss her: she replied, No. sir;
| never like doctors bill stuck in my
face "