The Russellville Democrat., 1880-02-12
WAYS OF THE WORLD.


 .dsHos WAYS OF THE WORLD. b1ssa THERE is Something high-toned about church bells. ip Ar08 bTGa sfi5 9Yhh TIE middle-aged person is liable to run to waist
 THrAr are nine women in the London scisool board. ss9nssBo aFtsE1SAHic. g
 sWoRKIse,between meals is what wears the tramp out, s s,, ,o o,lv s4..t.
 SEXTON is probably the best player in the long run. oNS sac o4
 THE present Governor of fColorado was once carpenter. dEi3 ssu yAR .Y5 WIIKIE COLLINS, says be has earned S1b0, 900 with his pen. 2" .4'''.. "
 sEx-SEcRErARY RoBRsoN's Boston resi- dence has been sold fer 0,000.d sd at A LITTLE slang now. and then is relish ed by the most 5high-toned men.
 WHEs a man IS out of money any change that may come to him is for the better. . 4ff tf. f,~..,.tt,ftt,,l TIE habitual thinker feels depres- sion of spirits when his dernijohn runs loW.a3 szas 4EiTczq sss1s#a5h 8alg
 TIE man who has, mutton-chop wnis- kers should not complain of hair in but ter. ,easNi9 AE. aba % GtAAua o!THE worst old stoper in the world he had it. As''' 'N' iAV 'V IT will cost sS,OOo,ooo to take the cen sus, and then the people will not know what 10 de with it.
 TIE material for making yeast is ris- ing so much in the market that brewers must lift upthe pIsse of.heer EO
 TIE man who runs q pushrcart, shout ing fish for sale, is an orator who carries everything before him. e "aG' 4E5f. NATURE cannot stand everything. eIta man will wear q fur cap. he must make up his mind to lose his hair.
 TIE wants long feltiin Paris have all been supplied. sIhat. city supports 4s daily political papers. ll.u ,i laif4.rc 8, l. THE crookedness of ministers to China
 makes it appear that our consuls have more regard for the ehromos than for tea. t.,-s An. ....f ...,-.,e,,,1, ,, |,
 ONE Of Bishop IIaver's sons is prepar- ing to be a. clergyman. 2 The Bishops mother is,still living, at the age of ninety three. s
 THE three most attractive actresses in | America, rating them 9by sthe money they draw, are l-otta, Nelson and And erson. se s .,,..,.,< ExEcUrIoSs continue in the palace of King Thebau, ofBurmah. He is particu- larly fond of cutting off the heads of Princesses. 1Ei2M to .E9iltM .t
 EDISON is very absent-minded. The other day he ,left his little daughter in the cars, going off in complete iorgetfui- ness of her. ,,s,,, afd3 1r .s4.g --. Z AN English physician says that ladies who impair their constitutions with jstrong coffee have a mania for acting the parts of persecuted saints "@if 'N ' THREE sisters at Mansfield, connccti- acut have married father and two sons; sall children, and folks are trying to figure out their relationship one with another b,. cai,..,..... a.,ly f1ar
 M.PAuL, DE CAssAGNAo. proposes an other six months mourning Tor the late, Prince Napoleon, on the ground that his lplace in the dynasty an1 party has not yet been filled upoP cd, lo ssmen sal
 TIE Emperor William appears to be constantly the subject of accidents. On the theatre the other evening his fo1tt slipped on the staircase and he fen and hurt his knee. , t.,.
 THERE are in Worcester, Mass, 200 women who own property assessed at S4, 800, GOO, yet out of all the women in the city only 100 have registered, so as to be able 10 vote at the school cleo .tion. ....-.. r.,W -lg fgs ga7t a IRMA COMPASSION, famous dancer and beauty in her day, died quite recently in London in extreme poverty. She was warm friend of Charles III, Duke of Parma, and two days before his assassi- nation revealed to him the plot against his life, for which service he named her director of police. .ss3o ssfee4s5-e b
 TIE Duchess of Abercorn, to encour- age the poplin trade of Ireland, ordered some gold and black tissue to be made for her, and it is pronounced an exquis- ite fabric. American ladies who want to help Ireland and at the same time get a pretty thing, had better send their orders to Dublin. The Duchess IS re- nowned for her good taste.
 A3fAN Generous for Purpose.
 n Two ofthose ornaments of plaster Of porfa Aavorad with suOar were bestowed