Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1880-11-25
Sips q Fun

- N"i'N'lN"eS AOA rOAA1tS IA rAilsHS-
sofa.
As with woman so with a
horse. lis back hair is his
mme trouble.
Sightless individuals should
avoid liquor. 1t is very easy
to get blind drunk.
All railroads to watering pla-
ces have right to call them
selves great trunk lines.
A Nevada ball report says:
"Miss Honora x. was full of
eclat--in fact, the eclatist lady
present"
DIR. Tanner is a man Of strong
will power, but his will may be
broken by the lawyers in time.
Did you ever know a man WHO
talked much Of himself who did
not have a poor subject TO talk
about. v,rrRu tElFr
Any old bachelor will shrek
for a better half when coun-
terfrit 50-cent piece is showed
on him. a E
a great many men are cottage
built; thar is toasay they have
bnt one story. And they arc.
forever telling it..
/ "Giye me a hand that whitney
er deceive me, sings the poet.
He wants the cards stocked so
as to bring the four aces into
his fist.
No pleasure is comparable TO
the standing upon the vantage
ground Of truth.-Bacon. Re-
publican papers are losing a
heap of fun. i9a-aI
The bee can deliver a sting
ing retort and yet keep its
mouth shut. This is where it
has the advantage OF the cam
paign orator.
New York has a ''Female BIZ
bic Society" FemaleBibles may
possess advantages over the old
ones but we doubt it. Sex in
Scripture is all wrong.
The editor of an Illinois daily
paper says that he does not de-
pend upon journalism for his
daily bread, but raises hens. We
wonder whose hens he "raises."
The only special attraction at
Niagara Falls this month is a
custom officer who can answer
Il civil question in a civil man
ner. lie isn't there to'stay, Of
course.
"Nevcr borrow trouble" said |
a husband 10 his wife. "Oh, let |
her borrow it if she cam" cx-
claimed the next-door neighbor. |
"She never returns anything, |
you know"
"What is a woman's willwai
social scientist of the bachelorl
persuasion shfieks. Experience |
i'm our younger days teaches rs
that il Is The only will that the
heirs don't want to contest.
I'm insignificant little barrel
hoop lying upon the sidewalk |
has been known 10 yahk Il man
right out Of the bosom of the
church and hurl him into the |
ranks of backsliders.
"A lady who had quarrellcd
with her bald headed lover said,
in dismiSsing him, "What is
.delightfntabout you, my friend, !
is that / have not the trouble Of |
sending you back any locks of |
hair.Da
"What is the chief use of |
breadY asked an examiner at
recently. "The chief use of
bread answered theurchin, APP
paremly surprised at the sim
plicity Of the inquiry, "is to
spread butter and jam on it."
The Charivari. TO illustrate
the nature Of The odors of late /
prevalent in Paris, represents a
country gentleman inhaling the
emanation of Il manure heap.
I"What on earth are yon about,
papa?" asks his son. "Training
for a visit to Paris, my dear
boy"
AT a recent wedding in Slaw-
son the brides father gave the
young couple $500. A friend
spoke to him Of the magnitude
of the gift. "You haven't got
a mairiageabIedaughtcr and so
don't know" answered the IA
ther, "but think / got off
cheap" fW
Many physicians claim that
intcmpcrance is a disease. 1t
must be contagious, then; at
any rate, a man who gets drunk
finally clutches il when he gets
home. There may appear to be
some little discrepancy or con-
tradiction here, but we can't
stop Tor that now.