The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-03-12
Nasty.
Mr.. Nasty and His Friends Meet and
Resolve ON "B0Oms."

| CeDIOVdIy 80 low
The Corners Is serusly alarmed. I rear
SIGH Nv the Northern papers ez arc sen
to citizens Nv the Corners ez specimen
copies Chem bein all that the while citi
zsns Nv this stanch Dimekratic stronghold
ever git, and We are actilly alarmed. Wa
troubles us is booms. There is the Gran
boom, the Blaine boom, the Sherman
boom, and several other varieties, ant
they all appear to be genooine. A boon
In the abstrack wouldn't bother us much
but so many booms, and all Nv EN- bein w
one kind, is simply friteiul. Espeshly Il
1t alarmin when we consider that theI
amt no booms for anybody but the mosi
pronouust Radikels, and the bigger the
Radikel the bigger the boom. The Sher.
man boomers base their boom on the as
sershun that he is the most intense Radi.
kel liyin, and Grant and Blaine's boomers
show that each lays all over the others in
this direCkshun. The alarmin feeCher is
that the Republican candidates witch amt
Radikel dom boom at all; on the contrary,
the menshun Nv Their names is received
with jeers and SIGH.
In view NV this .condishun Nv things +
called meetin Nv the Democrisy Nv the
Corners, l taken the chair, " yoosual,
and appinten myself committee on Reso-
loosltuns, reported ez follows:
WARgAs, The citizens Nv Kentucky
witch sympathized with the patriotic South
in its efforts to bust up oppressive Gov
eminent, but wuz subdood, not conkered,
by the soopprior, broutle force Nv hordes
NV hirelins, are sincerely DESTROYS nv re-
STORM amicable relashens with their SUBJ
dooors; and, wareas, the citizens aioresed
are disposed now, ex they alluz hev ben,
to meet any tender Nv consiliashun witch
may be offered; It's hereby
Resolved, That the way to fetch the
Suthern heart and bring It back to aeon
soomin love for the yoonyun amt by
boomin them ez wuz prominentin hoomi-
latin her.
Eesolxd, That the coniedracy wants to
know how the conledracy is to be won
back TO love OF the Yoonyan when no.
body but solgers and statesmen which OPP
posed the coniedracy Is held up in the
North ez candidates, espeshly ez 1t is evil
dent that the more they opposed the con-
fedracy the more they is thot Nv.
ReSolred, That ef the North wants to con-
siliate us they shood nominate men wiCh
hez sympathy with us, and not them Nv
their own way Nv thinkin. Wat kind Nv
sacrifis do they make for peace, Ell they
hev things their own way?
Resolved, That the South is willin to
give up its consoomin desire for a seprit
government, pervidin it is permitted TO
run the Fedral Government perCisely ez
it pleases, the destiny Nv the South bein
to rsol.
Resolwd, That the South Is generous and
forgivin, and wood not make thefact Nv a
Northern mans havin served in the Fed
rel army positive bar to his eleCkshen to
the Presidency, pervided alluz, that he
did his fightin from a Dimekratic stand
point, and hez acted consistently with the
Dimocrisy sence the unholy war.
ResOlred, That eli the Republican party
shood sink its prejoodesses and nominate
Fiz John Porter, General Hancock, ez
representing the Fedrels, and the Dimoc-
risy shood put up Boregard ca a represent
alive Coniedrit, 1t wood go q great ways
toword allayin the GROWN feeling Nv seek
shunism.
Resolred, That to strange sectlonalism
the South proposes to take entire posses
shun Nv the Government.
ResOlred, That 1t is highly time that the
North torgets all the ishous ny the late
war, including the payment Nv the South
ern war debt, penshonin Southern solers,
the reinstatement Nv the Niger and SIGH,
and percecd immejitly to split up on the
money question, tariffs and the like.
Rssolred, That we NV the South hev jist
one dooty, which is to forget all miner
ishoos and stand sholder to sholder ez
one man till we agin hev that CONTROL ny
the kentry which woz wrested from us in
1851.
These resolooshens wus yoonanimogsly
adoptid, after witch We adjourned to Ras'
CONS and spent the remainder Nv the
eyenin in innocent hilatity. Bascom he'd
iist received bari NV moo likker, and
Deekin Pogram he'd drawd a $50 prize In
| lottery and he had rescood $50 Nv 1t
| from the rapasity Nv his wife and dawtert;
witch wanted to s1uander It on cl0ze and
SIGH. When Bascom saw that $50, he re
Taxed his habityooal osterity and iined The
jewellers, goin so fur ez to treet wunst his
self, and givin me and Isaaker Gavitt cred
\ Il for two rounds each. 1t wuz really
refreshin season.
PETROLEUM v. NAsBY,
(Encurridged)
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