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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07
She Cnrcl Him.

There is man up in the Seventh
ward that hasn't spoken to his wife
in over week. He is so mad that
he will not GO home to his meals,
and the other day his wife went to
his office to get sc to pay for some
shoes, and he told the clerk to pay
her off and let her 60. He CRATES
his teeth when he goes home nights
and comes out of the house every
morning swearing. She came a
Joke on him. that was all. He has,
for years, been telling her that he
was sure he had got heart disease,
and that he should go off, suddenly,
some time in the night. She had
got sick Of such talk, after hearing
it 13 years, when she knew he was
as healthy as yearling. Why, he
didn't even know where his heart
was. and couldn't point out the To-
cation of any particular portion of
his internal Improvements. But
he kept talking about death every
little while and she said she would
break mp that little game as soon
as she could think of any way to
do so. A spell ago she bought one
of those India-rubber water bags,
for keeping hot water at the feet.
instead of using bottles. 1t would
hold about three quarts, and her
husband didn't know anything
about it. One night, after she had
had the water-bag to her feet a
, couple of hours, until they were as
, warm as q piece of zinc, and her
husband was snoring away by note
, she thought what good joke II
5 would be to put it on his stomach
: and wake him mp. She burst on
laughing at midnight thinking o
: it. So she took up the rubber bat
2 of hot water and placed it on hi
a stomach. The bag was about a
: tig as cows liver, and about a
warm as a piece of single on
n boy. II hadn't been on his ches
/, and other baggage over two mir
Il utes before he slowly opened hl
W eyes. She stuffed the upper work
Of her night-gown in her mout
% to keep from laughing. He raise
FL mp his head, and said:
" Harriet, my end has come"
(which end, Josiah y said sh
lie as she rolled over, "your head
y your feet 7" And then she put
q. pillow in her mouth, and reach'
of over to him and uDscrewed Il
nozzle that holds the water in u
q bag.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07

ODHhNS IL stops, 3 set Reeds, Kne,
UnUHlNO swells, stool, Book only :.75n
Pianos. stool, cover book, 500 10 :2jj. Iustr1t
ed catalogue free. Address, w. &. BUNNELL
Lewiston, Pa. i52m3
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07
MONTH guaranteod. ti2 a

WUIN IWT NH TTIITH 1T IVY ITIIIIH tI5ts
The work is light and pleasant, and such as any
one can go right at. Those who are wise who see
tins notice win send us their addresses ut once
and see for themselves. Costly outfit and terms
free. Now j. the time Those already at work
are having up large sums Of money. Address
HR''f g. co AnUUSfn Maine I2nyl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07
YALUE OF 4 NINE.

Losses on losses, fast they came;
Men said, There's left HIM but his name
But that is free from blot or blame
Departing bowed with care and dread,
As II ne heard, ne raised his head,
"Thank God, have my name - he said.
A palace; gilded ease and glare;
Loud jests and laughter; banquets rare
Dark hints of foul beneath the fair.
At daybrcak, on a sleepless bed,
He moanei ana turned his fevered head
"I'ye all things but a name :" he said.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07
Manhood: How Lost, How
Restored

IT. ,, Just published, a new edition Of DR..
=. -f-.,s. SOL CulyCrwel's Celebrated Essay on
the radical cure without mcdicincl Of Sperma-
torrilu'a or seminal Weakness, Involuntary SEM
inal losses, impoteney, Mental aud Physical In
capacity, lmpediments 20 Marriage, etc. also,
Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits, induced by self
Indulgence or sexual eNtravueance etc.
The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay,
clearly demonstrates, from thirty years success
ful ructice, that the alarming consequences of
seit-ubusc may be radically cured without the
dangerous use of internal medicine OF the appl-
cation of the knife; pointing out mode of cure
NJ once simple, certain and ctfectual, 10y means Of
every sufferer, no lnuttor what his condition may
be, may cure himself cheapiy, privately and radi-
cnlly.
~ This Lecture should be in the hands of
every youth and every man in the land.
sent, under seal, in plain envelope, to any
address, postpaid, receipt of six cents OF two
postage stamps.
Address the publishers,
TIE CULVERWELL MEDICAL. CO.,
il0yt A Ann ST., New York, 7. o. Box, 45S6,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07
GUANCERY SALE.

In pursuance and by virtue Of final decree of
the Circuit Court for Alpena county, made and
entered on the 18th day OF June, y. ID. lS'O, In q
certain cause therein pending, wherein seth A. l..
Warner j. complainant, and John Heating, Jcn-
NE Heating and Charles Heating, aud Jesse L.
Bishop and John q. BcCkmun, rs assignecS OF the
Apenu Lumber Company, are detendants;
Notice Is hereby given, that shall sell NJ
public auction, to the highest bidder, on Thurs
day. the twelfth day OF August. n. ID.
Ist %. ut ten o'clock in the forenoon OF that day,
M the front door, on Water street, OF the en-
trance to the Court Room, in w. IL. johnson s
brick block in the city of Alpena, IN said county
of Alpeua, Michigan, that bling the place Tor
holding the Circuit Court for said county IN
which the premises hereinafter described are situ-
atrd y al those certain pieces or parcels "a lana
situated in the township of Long Rapids, Apena
county, and State OF Michigan, and described as
follows To wit: The southwest quarter OF the
northwest quarter of Section five, Is y the south
cast quarter of the northeast quarter Of Section
six u Il the Southwest quarter of the Southwest
| quarter Of section Ave, o. and the southeast
quarter Of the southeast quarter OF Section six
| G) all Icing in town thrty-One GU north, OF
range six Is east, containing one hundred ano
| sixty n6O acres OF land, moro or less.
! FRED. II. BARLOW,
Circuit Court Commissioner, Alpena Co., Mich
| KELLEY Il CLAYBFRG,
Solicitors for Complainant 4biwf
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07

The housc-fy, if in good health,
can lay 10000 eggsin a season. The
Danberry News thinks it q pity a
flv can't be grated on a hen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1880-07-07

as az ArO 5000 year, or e. 10 $40 day
(NI EFIfkin your own locality. No risk. Wos
VtHkEF linen do as well men. Many
Ga Hi IL Imake more than the amount stated
~ IA d u - above. No one can fail 10 make
money fast ANY one can do the
work. You can make from so cts. TO 81 hour by
devuting your evenings and spare time TO tie
business. Il costs nothing 10 try the business.
Nothing like II for money making ever offered bs-
fute. business pleasant and strictly honorable.
Reader, il you want 10 know about the best pay
Ing business before the public, send us your adj
dress and We viii send You fun particulars and
private terms free; samples worth - also fIoe;
You can then make up your mind for yourself,
Address GEO, SllNsON CO, land, Me.
4g0vI
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

s.N. s.. MrtlrnsvlIrr. Pa. june /.

s.N. s., MILLEHsviL1E, Pa, June IL, 80.
Mr.. EprToR i-Thinklng letter from this
instltutlon might be Of interest TO many readers
of The TIMES, / will try TO write few lines,
combining myself to description Of the de-
parture of the Principal, DR.. Brooks, who has
left for the purpose of visiting Europe.
About week ago the students undertook to
give the much esteemed Principal grand
reception before his departure, aud an organi-
zation was affected and programme arranged
and, accordingly on Tuesday morning last,
according to arrangements, the students ali
assembled In the Normal Chapel at $3.50, when
the DR.. was escorted to the stage by commit
tee of five persons including the speakers, Prof.
Byerly and Mr.. w. l. Hibbs of Thompsontown,
Juniata county, when after few appropriate
remarke by the Chairman, and the rendering
of piece Of music prepared for the occasion,
Mr.: Hibbs made very appropriate address,
and expressed the sentiment of the school in a
very touching and eloquent manner, and re-
vived many happy recollections of the past,
during which time he had often been encour-
aged by the onewho was about TO leave.
Prof. Byerly followed Mr.. II. In a very able
address. After referring to the power Of the
Professors Influence since he has been con-
nected with the school, for over a quarter of
century,in an eloquent manner he implored the
Blue Atlantic'' to handle him gently, Scot
land, England, France aud Italy to receive
him kindly, and Switzerland with her snow
capped mountains 10 put on ner nOllday atblre.
Many other touching references to the Old
World were made, then invoking Gods richest
blessings ON the Author and Educator, and
wishing him safe return, closed.
The Professor then made few remarks In
which he expressed his surprise, as he was not
aware that anything of the kind had been in
preparation until shortly before, and then did
not know what the arrangements were. The
surprise was O very agreeable one and the Dr.
expressed 1t as one of the saddest as we'll as
one of happiest hours of his life, and would
cherish 1t as such, and even If he were to sink
in the Ocean his last thoughts would be of his
wife and boy and this meeting.
Another piece of music, and he was escorted
to the middle aisle of the Chapel, where all
the members of the school moved past in reg
ular order and bade him goodbye. He was
then escorted out of the chapel and at IL
O'Clock started, accompanied by his daughter
who is going with him on his tour. Several
members of the faculty accompanied him to
Lancaster, from whence he went to New York.
He took passage on Thursday, and is now on
the Atlantic Ocean.
1t is believed by all that the Professor richly
earned his trip by long and laborious life,
and all wish he may yet live many years and
do much good yet in driving away the dark
cloud of ignorance.
Yours truly,
j. A. 8.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
For THE TIMES.
i Ul
Kansas Letter.


DoRRANoE, Russell Co., Kan, June 1S, 80.
This is a very beautiful morning, as we had
very nice rain last night. IL Is heart-cheer-
ing to all in this part of Kansas, as we have 1t
very dry. The eastern folks would all be dis
appointed If they were to see our corn in these
parts. 1t outgrows anything we have ever
seen, but our oats are almost past expectation
of getting any this season. Just at present
the farmers are very busy cutting wheat,
which is rather tedious as 1t is only from nine
to eighteen inches in the straw. Some stands
very nice on the ground, and others very thin.
Now Is the time to come to Kansas for bar
gains, as there are any amount of people dis
couraged and ready to leave, making great
sacrifices. Yet we don't look at 1t as so dis
couraging, for we live in hopes the rain will be
in Kansas again as 1t has been heretofore. We
see our part of country quite different in our
estimation to that described by onr friend Bar
truff few weeks since in THE TIMES. Our
country is settled with different inhabitants to
wolves and prairie dogs, and we have nice
fruit trees over the country where they have
had time to grow. We have as good soil as
any one need wish for. This section of coun-
try is settled by people from every part of the
United States, and are as respectable and
clever people as you will meet anywhere.
Now few words to our acquaintances and
readers of The TIMES. We are well and like
the country, and would wish many that we
know would see our country, and would be in
rea ch of some of the chances that are here, but
it being dry this season we don't want to
press our friends to come yet We wish
you all well.
JACOB HARNIsH.
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MARRrAGus.

LITTLE-MACFARLANE-At Towanda, Bradford
county, Pa on the 18th inst, by Rev. DR.. J. S.
Stewart, Mr.. VIM. Little to Miss Ella, eldest
daughter of James Macfarlane, Esq, former
resident Of this borough.
M1DDAeH-TAYLoR-On the 18th inst. at the
residence of the BRIDES parents. David B. Mid
dagh, OF Shepherdstown, West Virginia. to Mary
Elizabeth, daughter of Sampson Taylor, of Al
tOOna.
dence of James Taylor, In Miller twp, by Rev.
A. f. Yeager John w. Hetrick, of Howe twp, to
Salie Green, Of Shippensburg.
CHARLEs-RUBNDoLI-O the 24th inst, at the
M. e. parsonage, in Newport, by Rev N. w. Col
burn. Edgar p. Charles to Sarah p. Rubndoll,
both of Liverpool.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. - On the 10th inst in
Harrisburg, by Rev. Heilman, James BruDakeT,
Of Harrisburg, to Laura Keesberry, formerly OF
Newport Pa.
KEELY-ENGLER--On the 23rd inst, at the Ma.
tional Hotel in Harrisburg, by Rev. q. ID. Penne-
packer Charles @. Keely to Sallle L. Engler, both
of Millerstown, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Iuniata County We copy the follow
ing from the Juniata county papers of
last week
Harry Remminger, nephew of Henry
Swanger, of Walker twp, fell from the
top of cherry tree, on Monday, while
picking cherries, a distance of twenty
five or thirty feet, and was badly hurt.
Judge BARLEY, of East Waterford,
while hiving bees few days ago, was
severely stung about the wrists. 1t was
feared serious results would follow, but
we understand the danger is passed.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

PENN TOWNSHIP SCHOOL BOARD wiir4dt
ceive Sealed Proposals for the building OF a
BRICK SCHOOL HOUSE. near Cove Station.
along the Penn'a Rail Road, until SATURDAY,
July oath, 1880. Specifications can be examined
at the office of the DuncannOn Iron Co.. Duncan
non, Pa. Letting will be at the lower Duncan
non School House, on Saturday, July 24th, 1880 at
Ave O'Clock p. M. Board reserves the right TO
Iejectany, or all bids.
At the same time and place. the old school
house known as Lower Cove, will be offered for
sale. Address
WILLIAM A. HOLLAND, Sec'y,
Duncannon, Perry Co.. Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
CARLISLE PRODUCE MARKET.
CORRECTED WEEKLY.
Philadelphia Produce Market.
PHI1ApE1pH1A, June 26. lSst

PHILADELPHIA, June 26, 1880
Flour unsettled; extras s5 2535 60: Pennsyl.
vania family, $3.50 a S5.75 Minnesota do, s5.00G
$3.50; patent and high grades, s6.50GT.00
Rye -four S3 25Gl3.25.
Cornmeal $3.50
Wheat. red, 1l7@l1S; amber, 114G115; white.
1lS@119.
Corn-yellow. 51@52c mixed 5O051c.
Oats quiet; Pennsylvania and western white,
40@4oc. western mixed ,36G37.
Rye85@S5c.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

lndlscretions of youth, nervous weaknesO,
early decay, loss of manhood, &C., ] will send
a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE.
This great remedy was discovered by mis-
sionary In South America. Send selfad-
dressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. 1nman,
Station d, New York City. 2b 1y.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
DRIDGE LETTING.

The Borough Of Duneannon and the Township
OF Penn will let to the lowest responsible bidder
on JULY 10th, 1850, at 10 o'clock, A. M, OF said
day, in the borough of Duncannon. the erection
OF a
WOODEN BRIDGE
across the Little Juniata ON High street In the
said borough. The structure is to be so feet long
by l8 feet wide. Specifications OF the same will be
sent to all applicants who address
JOS. IA. HAWLEY,
Sec'y OF Council,
or. G. ". GRAYBILIA Supervisor
June %, 1880.
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| UDIToR's NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned.
an Auditor appointed by the Orphans Court OF
Perry county to ascertain liens and make distri
but0n0f the balance in hands OF Jacob ID. Shure,
Liverpo II, Perry county, Pa, decd. will attend
70 the duties OF his appointment at his Office In
New Bloomfield on THURSDAY, the Sth OF July
1889 az 10 O'Clock A. M. OF said day when ana
where all parties interested can attend
CHAS. II. SMILEY.
June IA. 1880. Auditor.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

D-Physiclans freely prescribe the new Food
Medicine, ''Malt Bltters )" because more nour-
ishing, strengthening, and purifying than all
other forms Of malt or medicine, while free
from the objections urged against malt liquors.
24d4w.
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Church Notices.

Presbyterian Church-Preaching at II
A. M. Sunday School at $50 A. M.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at s o'clock.
Services in the M. E. Church Sunday
next, at l0a A. M, Sunday School at 8
A. M. Prayer meeting Sunday and
Thursday evenings. Also, preaching at
Mount Gilead at "a p. M. Landisburg
at Z p. M.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

OnOndaga Plaster. = This is Blue
Plaster and by analysis is shown to be
nearly 10 per cent. purer than any other
in use. For sale by JONES BROTHERS
g. Co., Newport, Pa.
Also, WHITE or NOVA SCOTIA PLAs-
TER on hand. % Am
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

va Correspondents who wish their articles
published must have them in not later than Sat
urday. Letters received Mondaymorning scarce
ly ever get published.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Ladies' Will be Pleased to look over the
pretty assortment of Lawns now shown
by f. MORTIMER. 1t is the greatest va
riety ever brought to this county.
Other Summer Dress Goods too, are
worthy the attention of the ladies. Call
and see them. If
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

To know as much as possible about
horse is the duty of every one who owns
one of these noble animals. Kendall's
Horse Book will give very full informa-
tion. Mailed on receipt of 25 cents
Address, TIMES, New Bloomfield, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Death notices not exceeding shines inserted without
charge. But cents per line will invariably be
charged for Tributes Of Respect, Poetry, other
remarks.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

In Carpets we can please you all.---
Come and see our new Carpet Display
er with over 100 different styles to select
from. MARK DUKES q Co.,
Newport, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Ladies' and Gents Furnishing Goods
of every description and at all prices
Call and see for yourselves.
MARX DUKES & Co.,
Newport, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Still Alive IL am still alive and ready
to cut and fit suits in good style. If
wanting any work in my line, give me
q CALL Satisfaction Guaranteed.
SAMUEL BENTZEL,
TAILOR,
April 8, 'sO.tfl New Bloomfield, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

A False Report. = It having been re-
ported by interested parties that have
retired from the Marble business, take
this method to inform my friends and
the public generally, that the report is
false, and that am prepared to manufac-
ture from American or italian Marble,
Tomb Stones of every description, at
low rates.
GB- My Shopis situate in Centre twp,
two miles East of Bloomfield, on the
road leading to Duncannon. Call, or
address = DANIEL G.. FICKEs, New
Bloomfield, Perry Co., Pa. Is 3m
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
DuATHs.

CARGH1LL-On the Sth inst, in Greenwood tp..
Juniata CO., Pa, Catharine Carghil aged G6 yrs,
months and ~ days.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

JOB PRINTING OF every description neatly
at the Bloomfield Times Steam Job ONCE.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

Splendid Organs furnished from S45,
upwards. Address
Nj. b. GIBSON,
27 st Landisburg, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

A Sad Affliction.-We are sorry to learn
that Samuel Smith, Esq, who recently
went from this place to Kansas has lost
his mind to such an extent that it has
become necessary to place him in an
insane asylum. This is sad affliction
to come on man in the evening of
life.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

The Victor or Blue Peerless Potatoes
so much used for planting-can be had
at JONES BROTHERS IL Co., Newport,
Pa. % At
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29
LACEs (! LACEs ! LACEs I!

Just received,
SOME PRETTY STYLES
BLACK FRENCH LACE,
LANGUEDOC POINT LACE,
and other Styles of Laces
and Embroideries.
F. MORTIMER,
New Bloomfield, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-06-29

NO Paper.-Next week no paper will
Fbe issued from this office. Our boys
want a Fourth of july" and are en-
titled to it as we shall still issue fifty
two numbers this year. So please re-
member, "No paper next week."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-12-04
DenIerests Patterns.

Osman * Hspeman have just received the new
fall and winter styles Of the above celebrated
patterns, and will keep constantly on hand al
the sizes Of the different patterns.
The patterns are highly praised by the press
aod the people. They comprise all the latest
and best styles OF ladies' and chidren's dress,
are graded in size and put up in envelopes on
which are printed Illustrations and full descrip.
tions Of the garments in French and English;
they are sold at prices ranging from 10 to 80
cents; and the catalogue is said to include the
largest and only complete assortment OF useful
and fashionable designs. Catalogues sent on sp-
plication and any pattern sent post paid on re-
ccipt OF price marked in the catalogue.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1880-12-04

Among the many matters which congress
will be called upon to consider, Will be new
bankrupt law. The Boston Board Of trade re
Gently employed Judge Lowell to draft bill
tor such u law, and that bill is now before
congress. A copy of the bill and an analysis
of 1t have been received.
! The most important features of the bill are
an increase of the powers of the registers, who
are virtually made judges, in the first instance
of nearly all matters IN bankruptcy. IL is OF
the utmost consequence that due provision
should be made for bringing the courts OF
bankruptcy within easy reach OF the parties
having business IN them. One serious objec-
ton to the working Of the former act was the
distances the parties and their lawyers were
obliged to go to find a court of bankruptcy.
Registers are made salarled officers, receiv-
ing no fees.
Assignecs receive no fees, but only such
compensation as the creditors shall authorize
and the court approve.
The entire system of fees is abolished with
the exceptions of the clerks, and there re.
stricted within safe limits. Thus with sala-
ried officials, having no possible interest in
encouraging delay or expense In litigation, or
otherways, the chef defect in all previous
bankrupt laws will have been remeded
In fact, the cost of any case in bankruptcy,
or composition, may be closely determined in
advance.
Much care has been given the bill, and the
fact of its having emanated from the Boston
Board of Trade, Is substantial evidence that 1t
will provide every safeguard for the protection
of the creditor.