, 1880-09-18

hAnA 4trA 1tIlSNhs
Ih Tho Editor Of 1ns Chicaso Tttb14nt,
CHICAGO. Sept. 15.-AYitll The Home c)osc-
ly buttoned within my cont entered my
private ofl!ce, bo1tcd the inor, al,d seated mo
for my nsual Saturday morning feast. rctu
tits letters IN their regular ortIor, move:
glnlictng aliead to note tho author. thus
avoid lnRtly dfsappaintMents. admire tho
Eoott.llntrreH war WnElnE between Eth Beta
II aiHt tic Sage OF Michigan, but cnn4nt llctp
hoping that the forlnur's humanity aid gootl
cheer will get awny with tho lattur's cold
logic. Wien see or hear ono OF these old
philosophers arguing uway MI soule n,eta-
physical mnltcr, always think OF that never
ending ring, TINT old saw of MI argument
Whereby w rcasun ourselves out VI gxist-
ence, nntt my egotIsm gets tho best OF me-.
a.d. like old Unc!o Tobsy and the furnace
story, t!a not hsliuye my of II.
l'nlly Plelllus liuA better hn careful or she
wlll got hsr ''colne up 'utns" ycl.. She
thinks st!a Is tlrcntl fully cunuing.-Weli, she
tricks r!ay win with tie Soi,tl. Slte widow
Slide bachelors With her thtTy An leo cream
dodge she may get stuck to tho will Will
hpr own taffy, and be smcarel with Ice
Epl,rmcrnl's letter was splendid, especially
tliAt Eart relating tn tha matrimonial fell
elty ~ OF the s!'nppkrE ilensl; Tlnre was
,I" "'s nI.v E,nr'Sa! nl1s9hy II thts Hna !ctter
And dear Ehut, Will htr letter. WIS Just III
gs0t rs usual, only why dht you mt co,t-
i!tt trast present hyG-tt..sts with tl1e old style,
s I md FI! Fs, ts as'y's" s III f; aou ts a sst
tel! ~ how, soulehow, tlla best-louklng men
got tho mast kisses? 1t would lny0 been
1aily.-%yo!! % cnm do s't'!! thing 30 nlcsIy; !
s" a %tS o ass I'LL Geps t's's ons W t
with tho l,opn. II possIblu, nf LEARNING sonltr
thing l,ew ot ny se,tu$-bacllclor., ! sur
written either by sums tlcsolatt MIattlen
anxnNs ~ hasten tale fHtl Hllu Ol bachelors
" order ~ procure u pruyItler far tho chill
Ucren!'sr wi'tls. nr ss'lit, l,ear1less youtl,
whn hA.l jHst tnrn nceeptr.l fur the first ttnlu
tmnltlnlonlally} by an an'ht'aus .len1oisrlle.
r9tlo.l nf thu first klss bestowed 9,lms lim BY
!Ils ylrlln'I1lng d!ylnlty,, And gould no.
how deeply she would rrsrti it brfiro she
hai naIls Il tmsl,elor inln II lsc,le,iict Xix
1!untl,s-;ntAl II tI!o lnttut, how much wlSes
l,e wa!.l!! he aln! more !Mtel!lsent ol, the sub
...-nftcr no l!a,t been accepted TOR rejected as
tile cse might bel, III lnaIly tLl,es ~ tht,na are
Kruntt IlllarS lIi our new Cultrt-lluust, VI
s tas "sx f t Y xssss ws i h s Mo% st ykw kss s5 M
,n, ,l%eonts at'ckS, siase, and M a!d story.
"yes," t1lA tbs usual l0llR-drnwn sisl,
bes0li,e iuatlrrs ot f1ut. TEls
STUDIED md aterntyped c0i,NMct watched
6a eaK4rly ~ ue lleFsnlla novice during tha
nnxlcly nlnl excitement Ut tho llsst proposal,
eventually brings al.out M c1iHttf, and prn-
posing becomes irksunlo. lluw refreshing It
is - Tho experienced prap.,ser mud love-
maker 70 Est rood shuru ''So,' still, sl0ro
spirited and arainntie dismissal With q threat
70 tcl! papt i tlckles thu rnots OF ones
LAIR foT M fully iisv mtnutes, a,a We tIo not
atturatIyu to tllv soul.-4yting something like
Il blue-mass plll IN a bilious liysr,-blil pro-
posing hns but little tn do with old bachelors.