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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1880-11-25
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1880
A RICH MENDICANT
PREACHER.

Poughkeepsie dispatch: All the
river papers have been filled with
singular stories about man known
as Rev. John Edward Giles, aged
and poorly clad, who arrived at Mes
kayuna, n. Y, last Tuesday night
in an exhausted condition and in
day or two afterwards died. On his
person we're found $4,000 in gov
eminent bonds and $500 or $500 in
bank bills. Letters and papers were
also found on him from w. IL. Ad-
ans, president of the National Chris
tan Temperance Association, No %
Park Row, n. Y; J. n. Halleck,
publisher of The Christian at Work,
and from ]. B. Sylvester, Chatham
Centre.
Five years ago an elderly man
appeared near Sharon Springs fol-
lowing the pursuit of colporteur,
which seemed to pay him quite well,
although he always appeared to be
very poor ard was considered an
object of charity. He would dis
pose of religious tracts and sermons
and receive subscriptions for religi-
Gus papers and magazines. He was
very reticent concerning his previous
life aid personal history, and when
questioned as he frequently was,
would say: Don't ask me; | don't
like to speak of it. He gave peo-
pie to understand that he had wife
and daughter, and it is supposed
they resided somewhere in Duchess
county, from which county the col
porteur is thought to have hailed.
1t was always a subject of remark
among the people with whom Mr..
Giles tarried that he carried a small
but old bundle supposed to contain
nothing but rags. This bundle
never left his sight or was placed
beyond his reach. 1t contained his
money and his bonds. Eighteen
months ago the ''dominie," as he was
Familiarity called, was stricken with
paralysis, which affected his mind
and rendered him Indifferent to his
personal attire, which had formerly
been rather neat. He allowed him
self to become ragged and filthy, and
people who had formerly allowed him
to sit at their tables and occupy their
beds now gave him a cold bite at the
door and directed him to the barn
| or wood shed. One time he remain.
ed Saturday night with Rev. Mr.
Bruce, of South Valley, Otsegc
county. Attic breakfast table Sun.
day morning he asked Mr.. Bruce il
it was not time for service. Half al
| hour after Mr.. Giles picked up his
| bundle and started for the church
and the pastor took a seat directly
in front of the pulpit, thinking thai
after giving out hymn the ancient
vender of tracts would step dowr
and out; but he didn't. He wen
straight ahead and preached stir
ring sermon, which delighted the
congregation.
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MOTHERS, MCTHERSr MOTHER


Are you disturbed at plight and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciatlng pain of cut-
ting teeth? II so, go at once and get q
bottle of MRS. EINSLOW'S SOOTH-
ING SYRUP. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer immediately-depend upon
it; there is no mistake about it. There is
not a mother on earth who has ever used
it, who will not tell you at once that 1t
viii regulate the bowels, and gre rest to
the mother, and relief and health to the
child, operating like magic. 1t is perfect
ly safe to use in all cases, and pleasant
to the taste, and is the prescription of
one of the Oldest and best female physi-
clans and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. 25c bottle. oct7 1y
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A STRANGE STORY.

In the Mavergasse lives a very
pretty seamstress, Caroline w
Last week a gentleman met her on
the stairs as she was about to take
an evening stroll. His looks were
wild and anxious, and he shivered,
while the sweat stood on his brow.
He complained Of cold and thirst,
cot Fraulein w. to light fire, and
sent for some wine, poured himself
out a glass, and Just as he was rails
ing it to his lips dropped down
dead. "Who is hel What is he!
What do you know of him" asked
the police of the girl, and all she
could answer was, "Nothing-ab-
solutely nothing" In his pockets
were found a few fiorins, but no
card, no letter, which could serve
as means of naturalization. The
post @mortem revealed extensive
heart disease as the immediate cause
of death. There was nothing for
it but to take the body to the Nor
cue, although by the dress of the
deceased he was evidently a person
of means. Here the body lay three
days. and from here would assured
ly have gone per "No. Q" to the
cemetery and have remained for
ever unrecognized, had not Mr..
William Hunning, First Secretary
Of the American Consul General,
accompanied by a friend, come and
asked to see the occupants Of the
death chamber. The two gentle
men passed down the row of silent
sleepers till they came TO where lay
the body Of the man whose sudden
death has Just been described
Good God!w shouted Mr.. Hunning.
"there is Eugene I. Bellw 1.-TWO
witnesses are required to identify
body" said the warder, and, as Mr..
Hunning's friend had not been per
sonally acquainted with the deceas-
ed, Mr.. Weaver, the American Con
sui for Vienna, was fetched in all
haste, and he, too, at once recogniz-
ed in the deceased the remains of
his colleague, Mr. Bell, American
Consul General in Pesth. A mere
chance thus led to the Identification
of body which would otherwise
have been buried few hours later
in a nameless and silent grave. The
fate of Mr.. Bell would then have
remained forever one of those mys-
teries of which any ones experience
can furnish numerous instances.
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"Do you love her still" asked the
Judge to man who wanted a d.
vorce. Certainly | do" said he;
Il love her better still than any
other way. but the trouble is she
will never be still" The Judge,
who is married man himself. takes
the case under advertisement.
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BAsHFUL lover-"Ah. miss, II
wanted to see your father I've
some important business matters
to propose to him. Benevolent
young lady-"WeI, I'm sorry faith
er is not in-but can't YOU make
the proposal to me!' The wedding
cards were soon ordered.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1880-11-25

AT Chatauqua, n. Y. a few days
ago, Rev. Joseph Cook lectured on
the Three Despised Races" That
is right. 1t is about time the horse
race, the boat race and the foot race
were pitched into. 4 man always
despises these races when he loses
money on Iem.
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BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

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Bruises, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter,
Chapped Hands. Chilblains, Corns. and
I'll kinds of Skin Eruptions. This salve
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
In every case or money refunded. Price
p Cents per Box. For sale by F. c..
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STAMMERIEG AND SUFFERING
Cured, or no PAY.

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SINNOA'S LIVER REGULATOR.

1t is gwen with safety and the happiest results
70 the most delicate infant. II takes the place OF
aunlne aDd bitters Of every kind Ii Il the cheap
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SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19

e.
WHsr.---It has been said that eyery
one thinks he can drive, and most per-
cons think they caa play whist. II
seeme 70 the uninilisted so simple for
tour people to sit down alta table and
each 10 play f3 cards. These gusleless
folks may Be ignorant OF The leads. they
may have never studied the pages oi
Cavendish; they afford no informatiou
TO the partner. vet they seldom, in
privase life, scruple 10 cut In and spoil
= table. &
THEY look upon whist as they look
upon q round game--not b thing 10 Be
studied seriously, because with GOOD
cards one wins, ahss with bad cards one
loses. 80 read up the subject atten-
tively seems beneath them: y hist with
them ls q game. not q science. How
ufteti do We hear men saving. al am
verv fond Of taking a hand IL whist. bu,
/ can't BE- bothered about the rules, and
eli ikai T. Why cannot they be both
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19

4 There has never been much said IN
this State about the pistol trade of this
town. and no explanation has ever been
made of this neglect. Yesterday .
man who views this subject through
spectacles OF Importance, entered q
hardware store, and became 80 much
interested in q conversation about the
different kinds Of pistols that we give n
few points to the public which may notbe
out Of place. Just here il may be ap-
propriate to remark that the man had
just come from the "Nsrih,'' where dis
cussions Of our revolver trade are en-
tered into with great spirit by people
who believe that the sucking botiIe"
in this State shoots six iimps. 'a aissi'i
"You have quite lot Of revolvers,I u
see. i am from The North, and don't
know much about pistols" Isl. ala
"Yes," said the dealer, eve have q
magnificent selection" if' 1
.n4sHave you q aoFesolSef chaFnber Of
commerce 10 this ciiysi' vi "a 10
"Oh. yes; regularly oFganizsd. We
meet in q church, and our President,
the parson, Is said to be best shot in
Little Rock. One ofthe deacohs threw
hymn book at him one day. and the
parson, calling the attention Of the con-
gregation 10 the feat be was about TO
perform, drew pistol aud shot the dea-
con 5 ears of. He had a split bullet in
The pistol and arranged the shot SO that
the ball divided just as il reached the
deacon's nose and performed this, wCll-
derfuI piece Of work. Since then has
salary has been increased. tits strange
how ignorant the Northern people are
Every remarkable. indeed. am ,
correspondent Of religious paper and
I'll make note Of it. What kind Of .
pistol do you call this ~ pointing 10 ?
large Remington. s q
SITS called compsnionship. 1t -
principally used BY old friends who kill
each other earnestly and inannerly. II
j. not recognized, though, in polite sO-
ciety. You rarely ever find ene ina
ballroom. Here's the fashionable pis-
toI in Summer" taking up . small
Smith and Wesson, ''but its rather tho
light for Winter use, except on low
neck and short-sleeve occasions. }
have been thinking of making my wife
a present OF this one. Aud this one, !"
be continued. taking pp pearl-han-
died seII-cocker, II shall present 10 my
son upon has debut into society. II -
very fine article and y only used to
shoot people genilemsniy and politely
Here i Sunday pistol, " taking uP =
carved and fowerrd weapon. " II
wooIdn't be polite to kin . man With il
only on Sunday. Here's an old borse-
pistol. Amt she a mo.berIy old gal,
though e 80
The man from The "Narih" made
notes Of The Information Lille Rock
Gazeife. E4
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19
fWrilien far the Bscun.l
~ prsxmlma

|. There IN q lard - Car Away
sWhera arusming fhoaehts doth pisen gtrna
WheFe azure skins ID NJ with gold.
I And kotMeons are the realms unt0ld.
10 dfsAnls eanaes Ger us ana we Jose
al riaims - masdaKk spheres
We revsl ID . sunnY eiime.
We think not, know not huw the ume
VIII rash on drcaming wings away
Aad hszf as i&ek 10 eares
All armuss. what hlfsnfld pAaniBns riss
Hefnre pnr sisiun ana our eyes;
Behold ahe forms we loysd qnd losas
We clasp them IN 3 fonA &mabfaeEs
We there behold them face 10 face,
But waking hours vail come.
This blessed gift of dreams 4 ours.
We walk path that's sfrewu with 8oWefs;
Earthis raFest fems 4f our commaad
VIII come a. with amagic hand;
The rsresf flowers in beauty springs,
The softcsl chimes IL music rings,
The voices doat ia serial space,
Sweet IL the strmins and ffAught With gEEce.
Like the wall Of Eolian strains tBey come,
On and on through the vaulted dome,
Lower, lower falls the strain,
Almost goRe-hut then again
Bursts upon our Tapfured ear
Music wondroHs--seeuls 50 near
With outssretched hand we strive 70 grasp
These phantoms, but they only pass
Away % elimes unknown.
Will thrust them with q ruthless hand
Back 20 their dust and spirit-And.
They mock as in their dire retreat,
We Try 20 fellow, but oar feet
Seems rivit@ 10 time and earth
And bound with chains and iron girth.
AIasl we wake from dreams sublime
TO End we're denizens Of time,
Instead Of all che splendors rare.
We find we're camber'd still with care.
All dreams, sweet dreams enchantmtnt
Within your garb Of subtle wiles. lsmiles.
l.. A. ].
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19

once knew Judge who worked early and late
10 finish, aud swing, very nice gate;
lie opened and shut u with many hang,
Saying, nthe bo,e who come In here, surely
The gate was now finished, the weeks work was
Ger, t
And TOE J1dgp stood and viewed II rom the mont
se-e--s.s deer. -ss..asss--
Down came Nellie, with Papa. pray come in.
To expose yourself 50 Is surely sin;r
That he would Be sick, she firmly declared;
is zoo ia,e1or somIany . none she me- now leAfoo.
We viii AL of us listen and not q word losep
Charlie and Nell with books, Miss Joe with the
The Hide ones playing fsvorite game. e
4 The Judge viii his paper, mother sat sadly,
All Of them knew she was feeling badly;
When tap, tag, at the window, why, what is
that pray
Out went the Judge, hush what did he say
u that you, Captain why, how do you dot
And here 10 Frederick and Barker, too; 4
z Pat away youh. horses, yes, that we will,
For the boys are not here neither Henry nor Bill.
Up Aew Miss Josie, closely followed BY Nell,
Who In her haste and her glee down the steps
They quickly do don tieir evening attire,
& While The Judge and the boys make up nice
FIRE.
A rap At the door surely did hear,
Yes, ''walk In y6ung men, pray take Q chair"
They all crowd around the piano 20 siag,
And with "Whispering Hope" the whole house
They laughed and they sang aud all seemed 50
That lie judre aud his wife thought they All
had gone mad.
Then they ell listened, . rap at the door,
The judge Fcss and opens why, here are some
Dixon and Eddie, Forbes and Miss Gwinn,
lie opened the door vide aud let them all In.
Nov, what Is this here, monkey or ape,
That stands on The steps his fiddle to scrape7
why, bless ms, darky the Judge rubbed his
~ see i all now. Il Is a sur.rIser
Wen, pray 70 to work, Il is Saturday night,
To dance after midnight would not 10 right.
Away they all went. "the school room is our
chance;n
The girls and shs boys al eager to dancs'.
t'The desks In the way, We cannot get ikitw
To move them i only the work Of minute;
Now strike uPyour music, you blessed old man,
Give us " Pop goes the Weasely the besa that
Then Whey dancsd Trucker" while the Captain
did hum,
TO get o,a supper too late we did come.
They az were 50 joyous. the Judge stood in the
aaor,
So he kept bis eyss open and tried 70 Begay,
lie sympathised with them and this be did say ::
'.Tis almost eleven, ID is time they were gone,
II LET them alone they will dance until morn !"
So ne spoke to them kindly, and bade them good
eight 81
They al thanked him warmly, expressed much
The new gate was opened and shut with a elang,
And not one Of those Lcys intends he 20 hang.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19
caIIsd 4 loo maay arug .l0rfs. ]. I.be


called 4 100 many drug stores. I'be
lieye. "a.
Atany rate policeman inlerferes
m7ah their hilaFE0is course. and threat
ened q arfesl one Of ftliem. They ct
| lered him 4 briba AZ S5es and managec
I 10 Get away on telling their names and
residence. Tna oliSef had them fol-
loved Aouies and. satisfying himself that
they had told tha trath, took no fuEslie,
action II told Che. story. beweger
among certain friends, and 1t Teaehee
nv ears. vas thrown oT my guard.
ard exclaimed. That was lhe day they
wltls slsink y aais -.
This settled me. This story got stouhd
q coming from me, and ! Was dis
charged. s.
"Bue Il was not false; the ladies OF
the fountain do drink F'ls = is4ss
"Do drink Well, yuu'd say 90 IL
you stood behind the soda wateF eosin-
ter in that Williamsburg drug s.ore.n
The clerk sighed and turned away to
drown II in the fkzing of q warm soda
for n belated theateF-goeF. -
This weakness Of the wealthy ladies
Of Williamsburg is not confined 10 their
neighborhood, II reports from various
sources may be believed. Especially .
story comes. from q Philadelphia CORES
pondent Of the Truth that goes 10 prove
the staid damsels Of the Quaker City as
artfUi in their cups as are their Brook
| lyn. sisters.
A A favorite restaurant in Philadelphia
is the one known under the old name as
Green's" on eighth and Chestnut
streets. In il is liquor served in small
teapots, accompanied with cups, spoons
and sugar. A close inspection proves
the tea" 10 be hot whiskey. This Is
the Philadelphia racket. ia . sli
The New York racket is boIders Tbe
ladies' in our restaurants, according %
the best authorities among our head
walters, call punch. punch. when they
ask for tea they do0't want sPiced rum.
and wee This is not 80 in Will
Iiiamsburg and the Quaker City, how
ever.-.N Y. Truth.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19

AIark-M-day how times have efzanRed,
How fiFaes have changed since 4 waa yQnn
Tiss IaSS stAytd home, tise h0use arranged,
The lads 10 ses hw woald sometimes cone.
W4A&NR IL &#e48% - ) -
Bat nov the lads do sfAy 81 howe,
Thinking pHuRht ~ Iasses and caring lszs,
whilst aflsr them the lmsses roam.
Their lives 90 eliare ifn0t q blses. FN
But this Il Ieap-year, ah 1sps see,
|, never fho9ght o. that tnfoTsy
The lads % eonft have one plnSth<se.
Xet the Iesese only one il four.
Il kAlelElals II ~ fis
when recall The days Of yote,
Leap-year 70 me vas afEays bFief, m
Although they said twas one day more.
Yet .often muse On tbesweet e6neh b,
These happy days. loved 20 well;
When-buf nQ-oh why shouldI
NJ hall fSoEeotten mams msEies telIs
Alas i will no longer dream,
Old time was ever on the wing,
Although feel Il might have been,
'Tis folly thusmy Heart 20 wring.
s# - W H&M&A
Ah well kumanum est erraFe,
I'll not marvel ae their freaks and Sights,
II I were young I'd let folks see,
HeH, thipgs woqld be with sqaal rehts.
~ = PoTokAc.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1880-02-19

ere. Only . tew years ago he disds
having lived il Capri ever since bis
l.laEfi4gs His dead body vas carried
. va 0Fef he sea 70 sleep - the tomb
of ancestors. who would have
BEEN 80 ashamed Of bis society, liFing.
II lels twoehildren. son and daugh-
ter: The daughter. whom ! saw last
year wiih her STOUT namms. IN the
ruins nf Pompeiii. u solid. Fustic-look-
ink English girl 81 twenty. with the
colossal lsek The vacant expression and
the humping gqig thai eharseterize The
kolssE a1
0s|e sENs IsEI Abs1a8. 81 N u
way noticeable. and might be The daugh-
terof eouutry grocer o. tailor for any
signs ~ inferior position she has about
her. The son Is, As ! said before. un-
handsome, clumsy and beavy-witted,
with an evident bias toward the ways
Of bis father.
THIS is LORD GRANTLEv,
whose title an American girl has mar
ried, and who has made many silly
American girls envy Kate McVickars
from the very bottom OF their boots.
Girls, girlsl why not be true 10 the
principal idea Of our beloved countgy,
that blood counts nothing weighed
against brain and heart. Why not be-
Iieve that better than foreign titles
won originally. perhaps, BY conrtesan
from her royal lover, or the price Of whole
sale robbery and murder-are the hon
orable, high thinking. stid-necked re-
publicans about you, who are only
Americans, and will es forever PLAN
Misterss