The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-06-10
on the other aide ofthe Atlantic perhaps.
he was LOndon Socsetg.
i LITll'TIsIE NONSENSE.


a LITTLE NONSENSE.
TIM belleof the kitchen he dinner
bell
CoULD not the doctor e fee be Justly
called il-gotten gains
LIrrLR Carrie q said she liked
sea- bathing, :. only her mouth leaked
and let IN the salt water. = # 81
TAKE care Of the pennies and your
wife will take care Of the dollars every
time she wants 9 new bonnet.
A YOUNG lady was asked recentl y which
she preferred Of two brothers. She re-
sponded: When / am with either Of
them, prefer the Other"
:. Para, said his little girl, aged 6
years and 9 months, to him one day,
$ why do you say step daughter ? Is it
because she has been ttrodden upon 2" 81
$ IsN'T that yonr friend, Nine. 81, who
lis dancing there?" Eyes. = That's q
hightfully ill-made dress she. has on.
(" Yes, but # it wasn't it wouldn't st
her.
ADA Jagged ~, who was doing some
thing, and was told to desist by her
mother. Mother 6 Ada, am to speak
to You again p Ada Yes, ma, You
may, if you like. =
rs To CALCULATE the entire cost 81 q
trip to the top Of Mt. Washington you
have merely to summit up," remarks Q
witty individual. We presume, how.
ever, it would answer the same purpose
to foot it up. Il.
A REpEATER tried to vote for q dead
man in San Francisco, and a little Irish
man objected. "On what ground 2" said
the Judge. g Because, begorra," said
Pat g the man died in the Fourth ward,
and ye are after voting him in the Third. !"
WHAT do you ask for that article I"
asked an old gentleman of pretty shop
girl. Five dollars. CANT you a
little dear 2" Why" she replied, all
the young men, tell me 80. !" The old
gentleman looked as if he thought he
had been misunderstood.
AN exchange has an article on the
/" Curiosities Of Courtship.' One Of the
curiosities Of courtship, which the author
forgot to mention, IS when the girls
father shakes you by the hand and says
he is glad to see you. It is curious be-
cause it rarely happens.
A MAN, noted for the non-payment Of
his bills, remarking that he .tsprang
from Mother Earth, !" q bystander said
IF that's SO, you are disgrace to your
maternal ancestor. How SOP" in
quired the impecunious man. g. Be
cause she always settles in the spring,
and you never settle, was the reply.
MooNsH1NE. This is no relative to the
honeymoon, Notwithstanding it is
very nice. Beat the white Of two eggs
very light. Sweeten to taste. Then slice
in very thin pieces one banana, and stir
into it.; or, if you choose, take two
oranges, or any kind of fruit will do. Dc
not make it until just before going to
table. It is handsome dish and de.
icious for tea.
AT school some time since boy was
/ reciting q poem referring to some an.
cient mariner who insists upon living BY
! the seaside because he cannot dwell be-
yond old oceans roar but, unfortunate
", ttgrim palsy holds him to his bed.
What is grim palsy ?" cried the school
master, interrupting the boy. 6 Grin
palsy sir please, sir, it's his wife, sir,
answered the boy. EN-
On, dear! I feel SO tired, . sighed
i Mrs. Hickenlooper, as she sank into
| chair. "Well, should think you woule
be-" growled Mr.. Hickenlooper, as h,
| put on his coat to go out; ssyou trampet
around more'n seven miles this after
noon making your silly calls. I shouldn'
call myself half bright if I did such
thing" And then he went down stree
| and walked nine miles around billiart
table, poking ivory marbles with q stic]
at rs cents an hour, and she though
how hard he had to work at his bust
ness, poor man, when he came home a
midnight and dragged his enfeeble1
limbs into bed.