The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1880-08-26

mr.. acbAnutaucy uOtHca---
That the Latin Language is q
prime necessity in commencement
programmes.
That without it the apothecary
would be unable (perhaps) to sell
nmmpnt salt, charcoal and elm
ark At hundred per cent, profit.
That everybody can read Latin
eadily save two classes-those
who never studied it and those who
have finished studying it. .l8 la
d That mother, with lively boy
resembles nothing in nature so
much as II hen with a duckling.
That it is amusing to see her
worry aud fret, while the little imp
goes through his illimmitable pro-
gramme. without seeming to re-
member that hrubber balls and
small boys are made for knocking
around. ny '''
That everybody has his peculiar
sphere of eminence. ,arr t.at,.-., fa
i That the great worker cannot be
expected to be ~ great talker, nor
the great talker great worker.
That. at any rate, the two attri-
butes are seldom combined in the
same person, but 4s 9t- .nia > e-
That in as much AS the great
talker believes himself to be a great
worker. he is without donbt Just as
contented with himselfas ifhe was
the greatest of great workers. ~ ga
That most men love work that
they put off all they can until tO-mor-
row. that they may never be out
of employment they so much de-
light in. as' .a4s- f1- Il
That, few men can put oti their
eating and drinking; which shows
them more proyident in the matter
of working than eating. -,AT ~
That some men are SO enamored
of work that they will stand and
watch. another, labor. forgetting for
hours all thought Of selfin their en-
chantment. .Et rnirtit t1Du.
That women admire men,., Wnlie
men simply love women. Il 500
That love usually descends, or
thinks it does. That, is to say +
That the one who considers him
self the better loves his supposed in
ferior u.. sufe5 ~ sf.a.
That the mother loves her child,
the man the woman. VI rn1 7t .
That most men would rather be
thought good than be good. UJ
That those we think the most of
we try to deceive the most. a
l. That because we love ourselves
the. best does not dlsprove this
That. as rule, those whom we
succeed in deceiYing in regard to
ourselves put the highest value ON
US. .. .t T
That it would be good logic but
bad morals to say, therefore, de-
ceive all you can. a a.la /.
That kick lives longer in the
memory than kiss. ..gg.E d
That, therefore, kick is better
than a kiss. 1--WE suspect that this
is not strictly true.)
That model parents have 81 new
er saw such a boy" children twice
as often as parents who are not SO
ready to tell what they never saw in
the line of juvenility. rsa ...-
ii That boy loves his mother, but
at the same time suspects she is
goosey. 4ziat ! .....l s ss, -
That a bov respects his fathers
feelings less than his muscle. aal
That girl looks upon her moth
er as q sort of elder sister. o. at E 4
h1 That q girl is an enehantress by
instinct, and usually practices her
arts upon her father before she is
out of her pinafores. We had al
most said pantalets. But only the
old fogies know anything about pan.
talets. Id y i,at.ui4aa5E. p 4sfs
That mother loves her boy be-
cause it is her nature to love any
thing that leases her almost to
death. l uoiiEiGqag III 5-l.ls -aa
That mother loves her girl be-
cause she knows that none Of her
sex can be happy unless loved. p
That father loves his boy be-
cause the young rascal constantly
reminds him Of hls. own happy boy
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That the father, loves his girl be-
cause-hecause-oh. nonsense! no
sensible person would ask for a
reason. g-,filutaH Ia e,lua4l.
That Notwithstanding old people
think young people fools, very few
old people but would run the risk risk
Of being fools, provided that they
could be yonng again. 4a 8,aH