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CONGRESSIONAL.

CIV. Way prcsGA the petition nf s.fiy
citizens Of wv: srgiEia praying Con
grcss TO takef a":iou To- disturb tho
present conditI OF tic finances. a &c.
! solution was p:Csl tar :!ic appuintment
Of All assistAn: rar;an 70, tic Senate,
vino will be RI cd to attond or the
floor Of the Sep during it's sessions.
In the IIoS$ lie entire session Wa
consumed in Clustering ayains, Sir.
McLaae's rcsohon providing tia: the
, bill introduced, Mr.. iowa slicnd. (Itl.N
Monday, and Sared TO the commit. e.
on the revision the laws be taken
from that comm G. and referred 10 the
committee on IuI mcans.
IN the Senat,2n the 18th. 4 notion
was adopted to c.!rn over until Mon.
day next, in o.: rance OF Goo,t Fri
day. Mr.. CauMn. OF Pennsylvania
introduced n jh resolution providing
fog commissipo consi.ler anu report
what legislatio& needed for the bette,
regulation Of s:nmerce among the
States. A bill IA passed to iucorpo-
rate the Natioa1 Educational Assoeia-
tiou.
In the HOP lthe debate over The
proper disposid bf Mr.. Fow nshenas
tariff bill was 4ttl BY slrs ae,4;.::,van; G, G.
mr.. McLane's OPPOSITION, talsing tie
bill from the cd'ttee on the revision
Of thsFlaws sndAtring it To the corr
mittee on ways = means.
Fire session of o House, ON the 2Gth
after the morltiRHoar, was devoted 10
the private caicl .-...
III The IIonse. yhe 27Lrf tIc com
mittcc on ways Iii beans reported IA
vorabiy Senate {Ho create loan al
u per cent in:eySto redeem the lie
fence loan. Semi tilf was passed t.
enforce tile colleSb} of fines by Grim
inal prosecution. |use bill to provid.
for a reorganizati$ ff Tire State boart
of education, leay>aout the principa
OF the Normal ScSfJ5 was reported ia
vorsb'y from thca'mmitlec Oh edu,
cation.
In the senste, the goth tile bill
providing for m inSs,ational exhibition
on the anniversary tire recognition 0
American intiepeaencc. in 1888, il
New York city. W, discussed durin:
the morning hour.:AIr. Thurman com
nenced speech ohthe Geneva aware
bill. but was obligd to stop Oh nc
count OF sickness he joint resolution
for hoard OF SD icy on tho double
Lnrreted monitors u passed.
In the House, Nj Robertson oIere'
a resolution reaIlirmkg and applying th
Monroe doctrine. Er. Cox Introduce
bill for an international exhibition 81
New York i'll 1881 tEhe consular an
ditlom.tic appropriation bill was dis
cnssed. bA. little pro: ress being male.
In the Senate, on tie 3Olh, House hi
for the protection OF the PotomN
fisheries was passed. The immehia'
deficiency bill was father consilcre
and amended.
In the House, tho consular and d
llomaifc appropriation bill was passe
yeas l?l, nays Is in tho exact for
IN which it was originally reported. III
committee on appropriations reporle
tho army appropriation bill; it sppre
PIRATES an aggregate Of S2G.42j. 80
which is n re luctioh from The catimat;
snlrpDieGl,s.s sSts.tes sao1 tr-e Of BFadIe
rs. Simmons. from The district OF Al
kansas, without reaching a vote, I'll
H:,u.c adjourned
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

DROWNED negro in crossing Lost
..'ver, near laws: Srorg in Hardy couu.
", was drowned on the 18th inst. It is
said the boy was sitting in a wagon and
the river being high, the wagon was
uncouplcd and he was washed down and
drowned. Two white men who were on
the horses succeeded in swimming out.
The horses we're washed down some dis.
lance, but were saved.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

The committee in charge of tho invcs'
LEGATION OF the conduct Of Judge Pca:rc
are ready 10 report, and are only wait
ing the return Of tho chairman, who is
absent, who by courtesy will make The
report in the name of the committee.
The report will be unanimously in "a
vor Of tho Judge C"m1erlcna Times
Mtrch 81.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

To the cred, tots CT J,fferson Smith. dec a.
In pursuance TO n decree OF the Circuit Soo!'
un,o,,shitc County, West Virginia. made at its
March term. 1850. in u cause therein pending 20
su,isc, Tive real estate Of the said Jefferson Smith
TO present yovr ciaim, and demands against the
said Jefferson Smith for adjudication to Janc,
Parsons. t;ommis sioue., ut Iii, Office in SAID
county, OIL or before the 3sd day Of May, 1880
Witness, V. u. Polling. Clerk Of said Court,
this 2ud day Of April, 1880.
An.uo tssO-4w. Clerk
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

Farmers and coun,ryman who have
constructed or contemplate the con-
struction Of fish ponds, and who desire
to stock them with Austrian carp,
should remember for themselves that
these fish are now being propagatcd at
Washington City by the National Fish
Commission for distribution throughout
the country free CT charge.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02
NOTICE 70 CREDITORS.

10 he creditors cf John W. Baker deed
IN pursuance - IL decree of tie Ciscui, C,urt nf
hampshire Conn'y Wet Virginia. made u; ia
""ten 'c'm, ie"o' IN cause therein pending,
10 SUBJECT TIE real estate Of III. said john W
aHcr TO the payment "f his debts, you are re-
q"ited 10 present your claims against the sail
john " Baker for adjudication TO JAM; Par
SONG, commissioner. Al hs n1i"e in said county.
OF or before the Srd 1"y Of May, 1890.
NitreSs, V. " roliag. Clerk OF said Court.
ihi: Cad day If April, 1880
V. ". POLLING, Clerk.
April 2. ls50.--tw.
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commissioners .HCtirc.
J. II. Powell, plaintiff.


Jno. ". = ke.'s Admir-. Sc. def n.!au.,.
in CHANCERY.
IN compliance with decree rrcr ouncrd in
1 the hug named sapcshI the ci,.ni, Cont
T,.--E -. UT Vest riruin,a, AZ ita
nHsSh Term, 1880. will proceed, Al nv i:Eicn
-, =; ne , Town ct :omney. ". Va, On MONDAY.
Isl: J." state. settle nn'l nij1st tine accoup.s
~, II. lam Ian, Gray, administrator Of john ".
2nd. To ascertain aud report all til, R.,l Es-
ih,t and interest in game of W hicb snij Jo,, x.
nsSs1, Gee q died sri1"d or possessed, The WI
~ ma hnntH' vHlie. thereof; md also in,r
whose possession the sams went, md what ali.
n"ions II any, h.v" been made Of lha same.
so. 10 nssrr'nin i"! reror, all debts and ie-
,aabd' against snid estate, together with IN,
hens and rriorities Is: ,ay: mud all other m IT,
tfrs that n'"y be deer,ei pertinent or r,ruir,d
b. any party interested
- GiTcn undcr my hard IA Commissioners il.
Chancery Of tie Circuit Court of U,mpsb;Is
Couh!v, Wet Va.
JAMES PARSONS,
:I.i,,
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complaint
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teachers II
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powder he
certain pc
says the J.
to keep OF
untl while
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let passed
body and
IL rccol
lodged i'll
was taken
a. sal
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gone up. {:
inch OF his
Jake J
q bail, an.
man but {
considcra
from all 8
dividual,
concluded
accents
tough. I
aside Of
that his l.
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you don
your"
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sleepy.
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from all ]
having III
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is barely
pencil WI
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living in
family OF
six boys :
my rem"
strange Jc
still dirc e
ofqnai lie
gcny are
Iivega. l.
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may read
tain which
TO the scXc
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wife to an
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| got frac
water
clarcn," f
been some
time: mil
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and being i
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was the an
the tcacllt
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what it is
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TIE I'I
Hartford 2
following
with n pr
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SOUC CnlU
on tho flo
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02
FROM THE QUAKER CITY.

+. J. Campbell, OF Philadelphia, TN
der date Of Oct. 4. 1879. certified TO the
wonderful efficacy Of Warmers Safe
Pills and Safe Kidney and Liver Cure,
in removing liver disease accompanied
by chronic constipation and yellow skin
3mo.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

e., s Of tho Eye Ear Throat Lungs and iron.
S.:.cn ia Ei:,r ACCOMPANY IA GO ;,r,
81 &c. Sa;nrrA Ia, it'!in,ri and dl'ra.r,t c"ndIiioi
OF INC Eiacona n"iTsranc IA tho Cause OF nil Isrsn
EGGb!cs; n..i r;.til I've ., .tart r., hccn ,rorsbo
properly md tc III. renee Ct the RADICAL CT
psc!Ca. ~ '|'' N~'"'s w feasonnplJ cx'
xIn,n. Eat three years s!rcn SASFOED's RADICAL.
Uh wLr laced before '.blic hut 1, that sGorf
!. v S ioni.u "a way from Maine TO California ind
- cNetyW.fcr. acknowledged ~ trcSSIsls mad utrxk
siais to DC tho ost .ncccrsfi prcparniion Tor fSa
IiSsSnSn .ceia"nt ,f Ca:nrr,t ever compounded This
cnT Sn rs deemed ot nero rapport when 1; is
tnrFSnt remedies 10. Catr:rh have been placed on
"ni to.GrE, VIII oEs or tSo lNccptIons. N .ir
nhhtc3 aHnrt r'railct, w h. Sr,,g
Sst.-- cy...tsi.- hst6
E:cr:: Oht"u..ty.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02
IL, HNA MONTH guaranteed
~ III IL In day home nado
me ~ Hhy tho INDUSTRIOUS
~ Capital not required.

we will start yon. Men. women, o"ys "n.
.;t,s rn,.e money fn7,er nj work for us thsn at
sny,,inp else. The work is light and pleasant,
and suc! ns any one car go tight At. lhose
who arc wise who sec this notice VIII send us
their addresses al once and see Tor thcinseivcs'
Cos,ly Ou,s; aud ,crrs free. Now Is 'bc n'ne.
TSn,o sI,e,dv a. work are iayiug Up large sums
If money. Address TRUE Il co. Augusta,
wo;,e IJpuc -, 1879.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

People are naming babies for Edison
and he likes IL; but Ben Hill doesn't
enjoy being similarly honorod. Men are
50 different.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

pr. Svh,,ti~r, OF Pittrhur1b. yn.,
II IS we'll known. la, for r,any year, stood Al tho
ho,i Of ,hc profession in bis specially oil chronic
and bod disease Nervous piostfaiop aod all dis
ss,rous consequences. See his card in smother coli
uinu. Re,d his Noek, sud judge for Jour>cn.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

Act wisely-be ready-have on band
DR.. Sellers Cough Syrup and you will
have nothing TO fear--not even doc
tors bill.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

II is stated that Dipbthcria is raging
oil over Barbour county, this State.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

Each package q GiSFrED's RADICAL CURE coz
tain. Ir Ssnfor,- improv laaltnS Tuhc. with fcit
liuSo.s Ia I'll Price 400. Sold y
all whc!c,a!c and all GrugG AZ. dealers through
tho United Stai'S hnt tlrn,,s. " EEkS & TOT
TER, General Agents aEi Wholesale Druggists Boston.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02
SYMPATHETIC DISEASES,

hc cure OF t1Occ '~ ~ VIVA AGA l..
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

COuDtJ lot UUHlncT Oh years IN IDc
Legislature, and wos OF intclligc MT and
worthy citizon. -. Vick sbnrg is inviting
Grant to como ard take it again ...
A complete system Of tclegraphing is to
DO established by the Chinese govern
tncnt throughout China Bufalocs
are growing scarce a, The West.
The labor troubles in st. john s
parish, La, continuing, Gov. Wilt has
ordered n battalion Of militia, under
Major r. Peasants, to the scene Of dis.
turbancc. 1t is stated that the strikers
have attacked and whipped men who
worked in tue places they abandoned
The strike in st. Charles parish is en-
died.. during the late rise in The
Grccnbrier river one hundred thousand
feet Of Walnut timber were RATED down
that river TO Roncevcrtc. John
Gochyng, q paupcr, is reported TO have
been murdered in tue Insane Depart
ment Of the Allegheny City (Pa.) Poor
House seven weeks ago, and IL is al
legged that the fact was concealed, the
officers Of the institution burying his
body. The Superintendent OF the In
sane Department is charged with the
killing.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

The Tho Young r'l people, and INC tsrsuss-t~
from bome. TO tue calls OF duty, q from
these duties home. AMI they make
| il TO be homc'-a sacred enclosure sea's
AWAY from the world. Not one l"'nity
does this. nor nine, nor ninety and niue !;
hut the whole hundred. Now what was
barely possible 10 the Individual family
Incomes . hundred times easier, from
co,oporat;on. II there were no children
in the streets, mine would not beg 70 60
The point is gained. Everybody 10 al
home. And this. let mc say, IS oh'!
acting up TO the nature OF The case. ~
family is q world by itself; liHle
} monarchy; not n republic, 4 monarchy
after the smili,udc Of heaven. There
, arc two things in heaven governed
and being governed. In every family
= ihorc must be the same. There are tW'
/. other things in Remembering ana TIC
( ing loved. So it, must be i'll every lam
r ily. To copy the Divine excmpiar, u
TO be perfect. But is there no llmi' u
: this staying al home? Shall there oe n
u outdoor intercourse? Let nc be tn
last to put and cui TO social lie. lie
I. il be cultivated; api let what Al
pleading for, come in to hcightcn II
character, swceten its pleasures, All
increase its benefits. Families, l SAT-
y are little monarcbies. They arc Tn
!; ,ype of bodies polite all in state
j. Avsunt all miscellaneous hcrdlng tc
& pcthcr. Never forget the rules an
limitations which personal dignity an
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1880-04-02

An exchange saysa Now York whole.
sale merchant has long made it u rule
that when he sold a bill of goods on ere.
dit, to Immediately subscribe for the 10.
cal paper of his debtor. So long rs bis
customer advertised literally AMI vigor.
ously, he rested but as soon as hc be-
gan to contract his advertising space,
he took The fact as evidence that there
was trouble ahead, aud that the man
who feels too poor to make his business
known, is too poor to do business. We
wonder if any Of the merchants in this
county arc ever watched i'll this way
Mr.. George +. Seward has been re-
,oovcd from bis position Of consul gem
cral at Shanghai and President Angcll,
Of Michigan University, has been APP
poipted his successor, and also John +.
Swift, Of California, and w. II. TrescoLt,
Of South Carolina, rs members Of n
commission with Angel TO negotiate
q new treaty with China, in which eni-
grafton shall be regulated.
Mr.. Joseph Lantz, Of the North Fork,
in Pendlcton county, aged 60 years,
bile in a Jcraugod state, put an end
han, existence, OH the 22nd ult., by
sJlpself.
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HEALTH NOTES.

The human system, though capable
Of great endurance and recuperatiye
energy, often gives ont. Men. women
and children cannot toll INCREASINGLY
for Q long period Of time without in
tervsls Of res. and sleep. To preserve
Q perfectly healthy tone Of body asd
mind these intervals should be longer
than some suppose.
Unceasing toll or excitement of mind
predisposes IN the neglect Of the health
of individuals and families Some
never wash their whole person, or know
that it is necessary to do so to preserve
health. Others do this at improper
times or in an improper manuer, and
conclude that they recsive injury, not
knowing that general bath should
not be taken when the system is over
heated with exercise, or soon after .
meal. t
The object of u bath or general
washing Of the whele system is to re-
move the effete matter that accumu-
lates thereon by perspiration or expos
ure TO dust, and a. soap and warn
water and good rubbing are necessary
to take sweat and dirt out Of clothes.
So We may conclude rs good to take
sweat and dirt from the surface Of the
body. When eonvenient ithisawsahing
OF the person should be done in the
morning before breakfast, or . little
before dinner. il not fstigued.
Tue feet Of people and children
should often be soaked In wars water
with little ashes in it. 50 Is to loosei,
the scurf that often forms painful corns
and prevents hsalthful circulation in
them. The feet should be bathed in
tho evening aud then retire to rest.
Many people injure their health and
endangsr their lives by washing their
feet in cold water at night after they
have ceased exercise. Had they washed
them thus in the morning aud exercised
through the day. it might not have in
iursd them; but it 10 never safe to
wash them thus Ct night. Agreat
many families are sick, cAusing heavy
doctors bills. by not taking o little
rore heed to the laws Of health. Every
family should have . smedical work
which lays dow1 the rules of health so
simple that ell can understand.
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The immense sale and great popular
ity Of Greene August Flower in all
TOWNS and villages 10 the civilized
world has caused msny imitators TO
adopt similar rames. expecting to reap
harvest for themselves at the expense
of the afflicted. This Medicine was
istroduced in 1858. and for the care of
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, with
their effects. such rs Sour Stomach.
Costiveness. Sick Stomach. Sick Heed.
ache. Indigestion, Palpitation of the
Heart, Vertigo. etc.. etc. it necs,' has
failed to our kssseiesigs. Three doses
will relieve any case Of Dyspepsia. Two
million bottles sold last year. Price IS
cents. Samples 10 cents. For sale by
all druggists.
GREENS ATLAS AND DIARY ALMA
MAC, the most expensive free Almanac
ever published. sent free on receipt Of
two cent stamp. 4
g. q. GaEEE.
Woodbury.. n. j., q. 81
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AGES OF CANDIDATES AND PRES
sIDENTS. k

The ages Of the prominent candi-
dates for the Presidency at the present
time. and the. .ages of the sevefsl
Presidents at the time they came into
that high office. are ~ follows: Blaine
touched 80 on the lass Of January.
Grant was 81 last April. Sherman was
90 last May. Washburps was 63 in
September. Conhling was 90 In Octo.
Der. Garfield is in his 49th year. Bay
ard was 81 in October. Thurman
reached his 66th birthday in Novem.
Der Hendricks was 60 In September.
Tilden was GO last February, and in
the same month Gen. Hancock was IS.
Seymour will be 20 in May. Wash
ington was in his 51th year when he
was first elected. and had Just entered
his Goth year when he left office. John
Adams was 6i when elected. Jefferson
81, Madison in his 5Sth year. Monroe
in his 50th. and John Quincy Adams in
his 5Sth year. Jackson was 81 when
chosen the frat time. and therefore 65
when reelected, whilo he had reached
his 10th year when he quilted office.
Van Buren, was 81 and Hsrrison 67
when they we're elected. while Tyler,
when he took Office. had just passed
his 51st birthday. Polk was elected
On almost precisely his 10th birthday.
Taylor was not quite SO when elected:
Fillmore was in his 5lst year when he
succeeded him. Pierce had not yet
completed bic 4Sth year when be was
elected. and he was tho junior Of all
who have taken the Presidential chair
except Gen. Grant. Mr.. Buchanan
was elected 10 his Goth year. Lincoln
in his led and seth, while johnson
succeeded in his 57th. Mr.. Hayes was
% years old when he came into the
Presidential Office.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-04-14

BRIrIsH COLUMBIA wRATnER.-A
Nicola Valley correspondent OF the
Victoria Cosoaist writing on the 20lh.
ult. speaks Of recent weather sid stock
losses % follows !: " The frst snow
storm came on the 10th November, but
until about Christmss did not lie very
thick. FROM that time, however, the
layer Of snew became thicker end
thicker until Il had attained the depth
OF. l think. two feet. At this date We
have been corrallsd in snow for nino-
teen weeks without one day Of bare
ground. The fanchers began to feed
their stock on Or about New Years. and
those who are abae-of whom thsrc are
unfortunately very few--ars stu doing
%. venture 40 opinion. from What
have seen and heard. that already oae.
quarter Of the cattle 10 THE district ass
now dead, and 1t least as.0ary more
will die before six weeks are over. One
ranohsr has. I wss told. lost nearly half
Of his flock Of sheep; another. outof
band Of 6fty head Of cattle. has but
three calves sayed; and auether haA
already lset over thirty q this spriuR's
calves. or halt Of what he expected 10
raise. The dead and dying Ire every
whore 10 be seen the rAnchersf fences
are taatefully decorated with green
hides in ell directions. % that ths
crows and cAyotss will do wall thia
spring. This il not the extent or end
Of the calamity. fer nearly every
rancher hes alreadyfed oae what hay
he had kept beck % feed his team for
spring work. The unparalleled dura.
ton OF deep snow has been assisted TO
bring about this dire calamity by the
extraordinary severe frest. On two or
three occasions the Thermometer resis-
tered - low - 20 degrees below aero !;
masy tina - low a. 30 degrees, and
from 10 to 20 degrees below sero was
quite common"
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1880-04-14
An OLD MAN Restored % Health.
BATAVIA, N. Y, Sent. rs. 1879.

II. H. Warasr a Co. Rocast<r, NJ Y:
-0HSrLEMEH-"Fer forty ysars l have
suffered with kidney and liver din
culty. being obliged to void urine q
often - once In thirty minutes. and
have also been : great sufferer from
palpitstion OF the heark ] an nov
using your Safe Kidney and Liver
Curs. and can truly say. q 10 pears ul
age. that e makes No fsel like = new
man. PxrRA SNOWMAN.
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TO THE. UNFORTUNATE.
DR.. GIBBONS
DIsPENSARY,

600 KEARNEY ST.
OAO corner Of Com
mercial street, San
Francisco. Estabiished
lin Is54, for the treat
|ment Of Sexual and Sam
|inal Diseases. such ~
|Goasrrhea. Gleet.
|ktricsur~, Syphilis
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inal weakness. Isnpetency. Eight Losses By
can positively be cured The sick and afflicted
should no. fail to call upon him. The Doctor
has travelled extensively in Europe, and inspected
thoroughly the various hospitals there. obtaining
Q great deal Of valuable information. which ~
is competent to impart to those In need OF his
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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-02-21
Tired Of Truly Good Mon.

A starved Indians dog wabbled from
the agency with bleached dry bone which
he picked up on a cliff ovCrhanging lake.
Sitting upon his launches, he thus address.
ed himself to the bone:
"Ah! delicious morscl, fain would |
gnaw you, but, alas the Great Father.
has in His wisdom, removed my teeth and
claws; j can but feast my soul upon you
with one eye, as under the Quaker admin
istration lost the other, for which hold
them blameless. My ears were cropped by
the Prcsbyterians-but with the beet OF
motives. The Episcopalians took my tail
of triile too short. My hair is as vet
"Brother," " said the sly trading fox, who
had crept up, ''heard the good news7"
"No, replied the dog, sitting upon the
bone.
''The commissioner las come, this agent
is 70 be bounced and you are TO be turned
over TO the -New-Jeru- salems. "
The dog sang his death song, lcapcd into
the air, and the rising bubbles marked his
grave
"Unless this church business stops, J.,
too, must starve,' said the red-hared tra-
der, as he slipped ofl with the bone.