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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30
Soaring His Wife.

A man In Chicago undertook the other
day to give his wife q healthy scare. 30
a. 10 make her moro obedient in future;
20 he put up o quarrel with her. and
bounding up stairs, dipped his razor In
some brickdust and water which he had
prepared for the occasion, spilled some
more Of that awe-inspirinR composition
over the floor and fung himself down
with q crash. Rrasping the brickdust.
and.watsr. stained razor In his hand.
He waited eagerly to hear frightened
shrisk ring through the house and to sec
o woman with an awful white face and
great lambent. seli.accusing eyes totter
up the stairs. gasp " Ny husband! and
20 Of into q set OF Mysteries in seven
acts and ten tableaux. He was, how
ever. doomed to disappointment. His
wife meandered slowly up stairs remark.
ing. +" You pesky fool! you'll break your
neck yet some OF these days u you will
insist on putting both legs into your
trovsers simultaneously. and when she
opened the door and saw the horrible
siRht, said, "well. I didn't think be bad
the courage and sense Of decsncy to do IL!
However, I look well in black. and II ID
q mercy I took mp the bedroom carpets
today and sent them to be cleaned. J."
Then she called to the servant girl.
"M'ria, come here; your master has
killed himself" And when the girl
came and said. Hadn't better run for
the doctor2 ! think see his left leg
wiegls littls," the Spartan matron re-
piled. "No; there's no use throwing
good money after bad. want you to
see that I didn't kill him, and then run
down to the Tribune Office and tell them
to send . reporter mp here for . scoop
on the other paper; and II you breathe
Q word Of this to any one before the
other papers have gone to press, / tell
you. young woman. that you'll buy your
raven tressss." Then she went down
stsirs, locking the door after her. after
audibly wondering whether the corpse
would keep; aud after about twenty
minutes OF impatient waiting for her
finty heart to melt. the corpse lad to
give 1t mp and SO and pound on the door
20 BE- let out.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30

~Buya and sslb Rxchsnss and Telsgaphci
TrsnsferS. Issuss Commsrcasl and Trsvslsrs'
CrsdiS. This bank has special hciliuee for
daalinG u baQtnn. a. sg.-il.S -. 81
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30

Professor-which is the moro deli
cate Of the senses? Sophomore-Ths
touch. Prof.-Provs 1t. Soph.-When
you sit on . tack. You cant hear IT.
you can't sec IL; you can't taste Ii; you
can't smell IL; but it's there.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30

The King Of 3wedsn is . poet, and
yet subjects don't shoot at him hall a.
often a. do the subjects OF the prosy
Car. There 10 no accounting Tor the
freaks OF humanity.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30
nlsE sCHILDaooD.

Der sehiidrsa dsy vss poot In ped.
All tucksd oup Tor der nishdt:
dakes mine pe der mantel on.
Und py der nresids pright
dinks sboudt when Vas young
or modsr, Who vas tsad.
Upd how at nighdt-like do Hans-
shs tucked me CUP In ped.
Imindt me Of mine fAdsr too.
Und how be yooet 20 ssy.
. Poor poy, you hsf hardt oldt row
To hoe, und leedle blayi'
I npa mo oudt dot Id vas drus
vot mine oldt fAdsr ssid.
While amoodhing down mine faxsn hAir
Una tucking me In ped.
DER olaf folksi I'd vas like dhresm
To shpsak Of dem hke dot.
Gretchen und vas "old folks~ now.
IND haf tvo schildtren got.
vs iofss dhem more % never vas.
Each lssdls curly bead.
Und efry niahdt ws dskos diem CUP
IND tucks diem IN dheir psd.
Budt dbeu. somsdimes, vhsn fssls plus,
Und all dinas Lonesome seem,
I vish vas dot poy again.
upd dis vas all dhieam.
I want to hiss mine modsr voncs.
Und vhen nine brayer vas said.
To hsf milne fsder dake me CUP
Und tack NE In mine ped.
-Harpsr's Iagdsias.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30

A man gets into trouble by marrying
two wives. II he msrries only one hs
may have trouble; and some men have
come to tribulation by simply promising
10 marry one. Trouble anyhow.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-04-30

A Boston lawyer told another lawyer
Who asked him . question that he usu.
ally received pay for his advice. Then.
said lawyer No. l. extending fity cents.
"tsll me all you know and give me back
The change"
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NOTICE.

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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

tanned BY fraudulent collision. suit win
also be instituted against the old Atlantic
and Pacific Railroad by the same parties for
breach Of is lease with the Missouri Pa
eliic.
IT l. rumored that the Missouri, Kan
sas and Texas Railroad will be permanently
leased 10 the Missouri raciicthe latter
company agreeing 10 pay interest on the first
mortgage bonds. and 10 turn over All the
surplus earnings Of the road % the stock
holders OF the leased line.
TIE United States Circuit Court al
indianapolis has granted an order restrain
ing the Louisville, New Orleans and chica-
20 Railroad from interfering with the
adams Express Company's business Oh IL
line 50 long a. reasonable compensation
is paid.
The American Society Of Civil En-
ginesrs met in annual convention At 81.
Louis on the s5th, for session Of four days
Between 800 and 400 delegates were in at
tendance from various sections OF the
country.
1HE Texas and Pacific Railroad is "a
be opened for business 10 weatherfcrd,
Tex, ON June l..
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04
Feats or Engineering.

New YOEK must have quicker COM
municatiOn with its suburbs. The thou
sands Of business men and women who
work all day ia its stores and Offices
must BE able ii reach their homes IN
Harlem, Brooklyn. or dorsey City in
thirty minutes from Broadway To
meet the wants Of the upper part q
New York the elevated roads were con
s;ructcd. They are the perfection Of
railway traveling-for the passenger
smooth, free from noise and dust, be-
sides their wonderful rapiiity Of transit
Within a year ii il expected the East
River bridge will be open 10 the pass
agc Of the great army 81 people who
spend their days in New York and their
nights in Brooklyn. The latter city
has been fifty called "a lodging-house
for New York" -Four hundred men
are At work on the approaches TO this
bridge. They are massive granite
arches. supporting the road-bed. rising
gradually, till il crosses AZ dizzy
height the river below; the bridge i 50
high that most ships may pass under il
with top-gallant masts standing. IL
would not do that the finest harbor in
the world should be INSTRUCTED hy 4
bridge nj the water level. Governor
Cornell has signed bill appropriating
two million five hundred thousand dol
lars 10 finish the most wonderful sus-
pension bridge the world has yet seen.
The third means Of communication
now being pushed rapidly forward l. "a
tunnel for trains under the Hudson
River 70 Jersey City. There are two
tunnels for that part which lies under
tho rivers bed. and they unite in one
al each end This double tunnel is lined
with iron plates, and faced with brick
three feet thick. The clay cNcavatcd
from the tunnel is used to make the
bricks to line il, Of which more than
two thousand are required for each rum
ming foot Of wall. The interior will be
painted white. and lighted with gas.
The estimated expense Of this work i
ten million Of dollars. The work goes
on day and night; three gangs Of men
being employed eight hours each, thus
accomplishing three days work every
twenty four hours. All the work i
done BY the electric light, and thus one
great invention helps another. The
total length Of The work will 81 two and
half miles. including the approaches.
though only about a mile Of this dis
lance Is under the bed Of the river
When 1t Is done four hundred trains
per day can pass safely. delivering pas
sengers and freight in the very heart of
New York. -- YoutNs Companion
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

MAY 19.-iSeHdte-Mr. Coke, from the
Committee on Indian Affairs. reported bill
10 provide for the allotment of lands in sew
crafty 70 Indian. on various reservations and
to extend protection Of the laws OF the states
and Territories over the Indians. and for
o.her purposes. Placed on the calendar. At
the expiration Of the morning hour consider
alton was resumed Of the Kellogg case,
and Mr. Butler. of south Carolina.
III quoted M. iIiIs remarks 10 tie elect
that senators voting against the resolutions
would be- governed ~ other considerations
than the law. the evidence, Or Constitution;
that there were whispers OF bargains, etc.
and thar the honor az south Carolina WAS
ifnpugncd. Mr.. Butler inquired why the hon.
orable senator from Georgia had employed
the hating language ~ innueudo or
poisonous words ~ ambiguity In grave
a natter what does the senator mean BY
some other reason than the evidence. law or
Consultations Does the senator know any
other reason II -, Why Ia. he mot said -
IA unnmbiguou~, unfntrtakable lnnguavey
Mr.. Hill wished 10 state that, A. the senators
frOfn south Carolina had insisted on nt-cpn-
strung his remarks. hc should ma mn carly day
take the iO0rto reply 10 their remark@........'
Hees The Agricultural Appropriation bill
passed. Among the amendments included In
the hill are the following Appropriatinr
50 90 for sinking two artesan wells on tlre
plains cast "A the Rocky Mountains apprv.
priatng S0OO % enable the Gomm-siDnrrs
~ Agriculture 70 continue investigation
upon the subject ~ forestry. Upon motion
~ MI. Tucker ~, VA the House went into
Committee N tile whole. he having preyi-
ou-ly stated hi4 intention " calling up the
Tarff bill. The Funding bill being first in or
der. Mr.. Tucker moved that II he laid aide
and the Tariff bill be taken up. The motion
was lO-t--yeas. ~ nays. ~ Th- action II
generally regarded as a tcst.vote on the new
Tariff bill
MAY Scnqr.-The bin 70 establish
retired list Tor non. commissioned Army
officers passed. Mr.. Garland spoke IN favor
"a the resolution unscntinR Kellogg. and
was replied 10 Nv Mr. Kellogg himself. The
Lepisla.ive. judicial and Executive Appfo.
pFfasion bin Was placed upon. the cal
tiers upon the Usage trust and diminished
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04
CONDENSED TELEGRAMS.

In the Senate, on the 25th, number
OF pension cases were disposed o. The
President pro tenn. laid before the Senate a
communication from the Secretary ~ the
Tresury in res p0nse 10 resolution ~ in
quiry, stating the amount due KAN
sas a. i've per cenA. 81 the sales
~ public lands in that state l.
Siao,aGS. The Agricultural Appropriation
bill was placed upon the calender. The SUI
pcrsi-ors' bin was taken up by party vote,
aud long debate followed, participated in
by Mcssrs. Conklng. Bayard, Ifosr, yoor-
hees, Edmunds, Mcdonald and others. The
hill went over. In the House, the Sundry
Civil Appropriation bill was further con~id-
cred in Committee Of the Whole. After a
long discussion the committee rose, twenty
OF the iiffy-two pages Of the bin having been
disposed OF.
AT Piqua, o., on the morning Of the
2Jth. barrel OF gasoline exploded In the
cellar ~ the residence OF Mrs. Or. Jones,
causing conhagration BY which the house
was soon consumed. Two boyS, Charles and
John Ferdue. brothers, aged respectively
ten and fourteen years. persisted in the
flames, and Miss Kate Newland aud Mr..
Fred Amendt were badly burned. The
house. with it, furniture, which was COM
pletely destroyed, was valued at from 5000
to $4,000.
A CYCLONE struck the village Of
Mitchell, Dakota Territory, on the evening
~ the aJ,h, doing much damage 20 life and
property. Jacob Luther, formerly ~ New
Alamakee, Iowa, and Henry smith, former
~ 81 Kane County, ILL.,, were Killed. Fred
Francis, Mr. Phelps. Fritz Badd and VIM.
III. Moth were badly injured. A number Of
buildings were blown down.
The Colorado Republican State Con-
veniion, held at Denver on the 25th, in
structed IL delegates TO Chicago 70 vote a. a
unit for Gen. Grant.
Gov. ST.. JoHN of Kansas held con-
ference with a number OF prominent citizens
at Topeka, on the 18th, 10 determine upon
some course Of action TO relieve the great
destitution that prevails in some Of the
western counties Of the State, caused by
dronth and loss Of crops. II was estimated
BY those present that fully 10000 people
in the locality designated are In immediate
need ~ provisions 70 keep them from actual
starvation. II was agreed that Kansas can
and should take care ~ itsow poor without
calling upon other states for assistance. II
was determined to form State Central Re-
lief Organization, and committee was ap-
pointed 70 carry out the plan proposed.
A HALLWAY line Is projected from
Maiamoras TO Monterey and thence 10 SAL
tilo in Mexico.
The Peru,ians have recaptured Mo-
quequa and Arcquipa.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

A SERIOUS rupture has occurred be-
tween Bulgaria and Roumania, and the rep
reseniatives Of each Of these Governments
have been recalled from the court OF the
other.
FORTY buildings in Condersport, Pot
ter County. Pa, comprising the chief busi-
ness portion Of the town. were destroyed BY
fire On the 18th. Loss probably $4,000;
insurance, $4,000.
The principal business portion OF the
village Of Edinburg. Clarion County, Pa.
comprising seventy buildings. was destroyed
by Gre on the night Of the I'd. Loss about
$4,000: insurance small.
The British Minister at Washington
has. by order OF Her Majesty's Government.
conveyed to this Government the thanks Of
the former for having dispatched the ship
Constellation, laden with provisions which
were 30 much needed for the relief Of Her
Majesty'- distressed subjects in Ireland.
A NUMBER Of valuable buildings at
Scranton, Pa, have been ruined by the cav
ing ia Of the ground upon which they are
built. A large district Of the city i entirely
honeycombed BY mines, and the inhabitants
thereof are extremely apprehensiye Of fur
Their destruction
The new Parliament assembled on
the 10th. The Queens speech made sympa-
thetic aIIu-ion 10 the distress in Ireland, and
was hopeful for the future. Measures for
the amelioration Of the condition Of tenant
farmers are promised.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

THE failure was announced on the
21st OF tine Reading Coal and Iron Company.
heretofore considered one Of the strongest
companies in Pennsylvania, and intimately
connected with the Philadelphia and Read
ing Railroad Company. The failure caused
: great decline in Reading Railroad stock
and in other coal stocks.
A COMMITTEE representing the old
stockholders Of the Missouri Paciiic Railroad
have instituted proceedings In the United
States Court to set aside the foreclosure sale
q that road, on the ground that II was OBJ
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04
CRIMES AND CASUALTIES.

Hon. WM. MCKEE Fox, prominent
citizen and politician OF Pulaski County.
XIV, was drowned on the night Of the 10th
by accidentally falling from skif in which
h was cross NJ the river.
ArARrY Of seven Mexicans recently
crossed the Rio Grande, visited Bishops
store in Starr County, Tex. murdered
Bishop and brutally assaulted his wife and
servant girl. They then plundrcd the store
and reerossed into Mexico. Gen. Canales
succeeded in arresting i've Of the villains,
who will be turned over u the Texas au-
thorities for trial and punishment
HENRY A. RICH, Postmaster at Fort
Ouchita, Chickasaw Nation. was waylad
and shot the other night by horse-thieves.
The freight and accommodation train
from Macon to Montgomery, Ala, ran into
Shsluga Greek, nine miles east Of Columbia.
on the night OF 2ist. the bridge having been
washed away. Engineer John Il. Wade,
fireman Joseph Schaefer. and Charles Fay
Tor and Joseph r. Brown, also employees,
were all killed. The locomotive and eleven
cars were badly wrecked
A xAIL-coACH was captured by Indi-
ans in STEMS Peak range, about sixty miles
east Of Tucson, Ariz., on the night OF the
alst. One passenger was killed and the
driver was wounded.
The residence of Mrs. Balser Freidler,
AZ Lock Haven. Pa, burned on the morning
Of the 23d. The remains OF Mrs. Freidler
were found in the ruins Murder and arson
are suspected.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

"TALK Is cheap" Is itp Just hire
a lawyer once. -SyracuSe Herald.
The weigh Of the transgrcssor Is
light rs well as hard. boston Irag-
script.
NOTHING Is wholly bad Even a
dark lantern has its bright side. -!Salem
Sunbeam.
THERE is a tendency 70 palm OF cleo
cabbinage cigars for genuine Havanas.
-Ncw Harcn Register.
THE young doctor must be patient
angler when he Is fishing for sick Gus
toners. IN. q. Rcaynne.
A MAN will work harder to counter
felt dollar than he will TO earn two
such is human natur.-,iosh Billings.
THE rains fall on the just and the I'M
just. But not on the man who has just
stolen an umbrella. boston Transcript.
A LITTLE girl in one Of our public
schools the other day had occasion to
parse the word angel Coming 10
the gender. she stopped dismayed. and
asked her teacherif . there are any men
angels. - tridcn Recorder.
WHEN spelling is reformed" she'll
write:
I'm sailing on the oshun,
The - hi: no sale in site,
Ii flz me with cmOshiln.
But one spell" viii not change It's name,
For she Al be se-sic Jest the saiin
--Ilidrtlc's Queen.
Now TAKE your hoe and take your
rake and dig your garden ground. sun
burn your nose and tear your clothes
and gayly fly around; but when Your
neighbours chickens scratch the seeds
YOU plant with care, just wait week
before YOU speak. and do not. do not
swear. -- Colorado SPRINGS Ga=ette.
"On, YES. yes.r the old gentleman
said, rather obviously. while Laura was
telling him about Toms ability and
prospects; OH yes; good enough
prospects. | reckon. but he lacks
energy. There Is no get up about
him. II takes him till one o'clock in
the morning to ret started But she
only murmurcd that II showed he was
EASTER" with great staying qualities.
and then the committee rose. Burling-
ton Hurkcye.
Ii Mrs. Blackwell was proud Of any
thing. that thing was her cooking.
especially her cake. Therefore you
can in measure fancy her feelings
when Mrs. Homespun, who had been
helped TO slice of Mrs. Bakewelrs
richest loaf cake, remarked. :. There.
that's Just the kind o. cake that suits
me. I've told Mrs. Talkwell time and
time agin that them that wants rich
cake can have il for all O. me. Just
give me piece Of common. cheap stuff;
its good enough for anybody, | say
Boston Transcript.
Miss LEyESIA VICTORIA SMITH. a
young lady residing on King street. has
Just completed a panel for door. She
took the panel out 81 the door and
painted long-legred crane standing
upon il. During the progress Of the
work the draught coming through the
hole where the panel should have been
caused her three sisters I'd catch the
pneumonia. One is already dead, and
the others hope TO be. On pntting the
panel back she discovered that il was
painted on the wrong side. The pict-
ure is much admired BY people who
pass the house. -- Carson City ApPc1k
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-06-04

THE present attraction ~ the Jarul
dcs Plantes i'm Paris j. a female bear
the American species and her cnb. "
latter is 80 conical in It's motions ih'
crowds Of visitors constantly ihroh
around the pit in which the par n
confined. Two or three times ~
the mu.hcr takes the cub 10 the ha' hln
rub and teaches him 20 swim. ~
lesson being over, she takes him Wa
her teeth and shakes him ~ AZ
fIo till the exercise and the warmth
her breath have dried his hair. ~
cub promises 70 develop into the mos
wonderful dancer Of its species
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1880-05-20
Love and Indigestion.

Oh feel so very curious-Liza Jane;
For within me there's 4 turious-gastlc
PAIN;
Iwon1 call up happy visions,
But they turn to sad dcrislons,
And the effort is in vain--LZa Jane.
ate lobster pie for suppcr-Lza Jane.
With an under crust aud upper--how in
sanc
How j, pinchcs rnA II gnaws,
As ifallt III" Holsters claws
had swallowed: ouch, the pain Liza JoNc
Then seasoned it with p,ckle--LiN Jane;
And know its very tickle-,o complain;
But with good things on the table,
Anal an appetite capH!'c,
How the Gucc could Irc'vain- lna Jane:
would lis" to sv'~,r ! love thrc-Liza Jane
BY lhr shining stars above lhcc;-but in
vain,
This contraction cpigastric
Makcth love the very ln- tiick
To nhubit heart and brain-Liza Jane.
Fain would dream OF thee in ,lumbcr Liza
Jane;
But that horrible cucu nbcr- makes it plain,
That 50 drca'" thus, who WOuld try II
Must indulg .'nilGcT&w',
Or his hopes WI ~ in vajn-1Lizi Jane.
All. the dream would be an9ihcr--l.iza
Jane;
It would be Of my Grandmothcr-an We
Upon qladrupels nostHr';r'.
Like eQuestrians Internal,
Would he riding mrht and main -LiZq
# man should pop the qncslion-Liza
Jane.
While fit Of fiEdiycstlnn-gavc him pain
'Twerc aS sure ~ any law.
That he'd better held his Jaw,
Fos he thence miGht gang a!one--L'za
Jane.
MORAL.
Now, if one nny come To- naush, Liza Jane
Eating things they hadn't ought--hvt sst
STAN,
Till my fate be we'll ,tetiucd
Till knG" my sweet hearts t9fntt,
| shall do so ne'er n1ain--LizA Jane.