Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1880-04-24
FACTS ,yDFAyCJES FOR THE FAIR.

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Mr. W. ". II. MURRAY, wife of the
absent minister. is employed as physl-
clan in New York hospital.
CoyNrCuiCUT has only one widow
worth so, 0Uo and the girls do stand a
Chance down there oil catching = husband
NOW :,gd tlen.nws @fa 9ffT
NEw on EANs Picsyaae: If two
negatives equal one affirmative, 1t fol-
iow, that the girl who says mo twice
means eyes once.
l'LAIx girls, As 4 rule find, husbands
quicker tlIaa handsome ones-perhaps
because they hatter the men, while the
others expect fiattery.
THE man who tried soft soap to smooth
the hardness Of his wife's tongue says
i, took oil IA little of the roughnes', but
il made il run much faster.
NOVELTIES in lingerie are gold tracer
G. on muslin and Venetian lace. Ms.
in fcbus are embroidered with colcrs on
thc edge and edged with lace.
TALwAGE saws that Il husbands
only safe rule when his wife begins to
iaw. is 10 preserve silence. He doesn't
believe it help the case u box, her ears.
common .traws are dipped in chemicals
to yet a metallic shade and lustre. Leg
horn and Italian straws will be worn.
ACE is venerable in man and would
he in woman--it she ever became old
When woman VOWS that she never
gir,s-shr il flirting.
An exchange says: Matrimony is a
holy institution. Not only doesit unite
man to hi, best friend, but it finds a
gooi living for thousands of divorce
lawyers. IH. ....
4 Young MN who sneers at girls
fsse teeth hasn't a welt-halauced lead
1t him marry a girl who has too.hache
and neural,ia and he will see where he
was lame.
The style OF coiIeur are still simple.
The hair ~ loosely coiled instead of being
braided. and, except !ur the crimp of
hair on the forehead is dressed close to
the head.
n PHILADELPHIA paper has been
crioved 20 discover, since the advent If
the fashion of wearing short gowns in
the street, that most American women
turn in their toes.
ANY young lady who goes to over $50
expense to get ready To he married,
says an exchange, is throwing away
ca-h which should be invested in June
butter and salt meat.
The new ribbons reproduce the
Gobeiin tapestries in color. The richest
ribbons are of satin, ON both sides and
rregularly dotted in color on con-
tra.,ing ground. g,a---.ttA
A LADY in Louisiana demonstrated to
her satisfaction that spring chickens can
not be Matched from alligator eggs.
The venerable hen was AS much aston
ished 1T the extraordinary result of her
labors as the lady was.
IN Rus,la many of the domestic ser
wants are married. In China the own
.rs of female slaves who do not procure
husbands for them are liable to prose
cution. What do ladies who object to
follower, )" say TO this
QUEEN VICTORIA has never had a
corn since she was married and got into
shoes large enough for her feet. Not
all American women have sense enough
To know where comfortable shoes should
come in.
"A SENIOR, after vainly trying to ex-
plain some scientific theory to his fair
inamorata, said: The question is diff
cult, and ! don't see what can do to
make it clear?' "Suppose you pop
it?' whispered the blushing damsel
New dresses are cut with the Medicis
bodice open and square in front, with
ihe high cher,ige collar. Short walking
skirts are narrow aud plain, with shir-
rings and drapings put on full, to give
the effect of 4 full skirt without the
weight. 81 i.iA
"iON gorgeOusly attired Dame is the
Duchess of what?' asked a Yankee
spectator a. royal reception at Buck
ingham Palace. "SLe nisn't Duchess
hat all" said the gold stick in waiting,
" but | car as 'ow she be the wife Of han
American plumber" '"
WONAN, read this: A girl down in
Massachusetts,, who painted pottery.
has become insane. And in the horri-
bic dreams and hideous fancies that
glare upon her darkened mind she I'LL
AGNES that she sees ali the things she
has painted. The medical men say
there is no hope for her, Burlington
H,wkcye.
YES, tea-store chrome is more salts.
tying than q good oil painting.
Nobody will presume. to criticize
the former, politely admitting that it is
pretty but the painting will he
picked to pieces" no matter how high
i's merits, by the ignorant and eiuca.
ted alike.