The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1880-06-18
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
HE total number of qualified voters
in Baltimore, Nd, is 81, 1926 +.
GREAT BRITAIN has nearly 5000 miles
OF inland boat navigation.
The man who exploded with laughter
probably didn't know it was loaded
"THEY named it wrong, " thoughtfully
remarks the Syracuse Times; " it is the
hellophone. !"
A MAN on the Peninsula railroad, in
Florida, gathered 10000 oranges from
one tree last fall. II ,.,t 49,.
A MASSACHUSETTS applicant for mar
riage license described himself as g a
circular sawyer. +" aq5Hp r.4
THERE is one reason at least why type
setting machines ought to become very
popular with editors. They cannot yell
for COPY ~ 1bah lts bra .tar aGt
REPORTS from various parts of East
ern tennessee represent the army-worm
as sweeping every green thing that it
touches. tae --u R0Ghsl bDb eesisiUBn 81
THERE is as much difference between
the farmer and farm laborer in England
as there is between the noblenian and
the farmer. erf 1855 .1sm euQ*s
THOMAS SPARKS, of Harrisburg, Ark.
stepped into a den Of highland mecca
sins and killed nine of the snakes before
getting out. 2.a 1f "
HELEN E. COOLIDGE is a partner
with her father, an ex-Judge, at Niles,
Mich. The firm name is Coolidge &
Daughter.
A CENSUS enumeration in Albany, N.
Y, has found a woman who gave her age
as 38, while admitting that her daughter
had boy of IA.
The Fruit GroaOer makes the prophecy
that, for years to come, the highest
priced fruit to be seen in Western mar
kets will be choice peaches.
PRESIDENT HAYES, according to the
Washington Star, invited Hanlan, the
oarsman, to call on him at the White
House. Hanlan made the call, and was
very much pleased with the President
A GRAMME machine is being built for
French establishment which, by the
electric current, will transmit over wires
to considerable distance a normalpower
equivalent to that of ten horses, with a
large increase of power under special
conditions.
A PARTY of tramps broke into con.
fectioner's residence In Dubuque. Iowa.
few nights ago, kindled a fire in the
range, cooked what there was to eat, had
a hearty supper, and departed before
daybreak, without disturbing any mem
Der of the family and without stealing
anything except pair of shoes.
AMERICAN tradesmen who claim genius
for advertising should listen to a Berlin
grocer, who thus informs the public
through the Borsen Zeituaeg: "Twins
are come to me for the third time. This
time boy and girl. [ entreat my
friends and patrons to support me stout
ly. Excellent butter, we'll worth its
price; similarly, sausd ge and cheese. %
IT is estimated that this year the col
leges and universities bf the country will
turn out one thousand new ministers of
the gospel, two thousand new doctors,
about one hundred of them women, and
three thousand new lawyers. It will be
seen from this that the world, the flesh
and the devil have greater attractions for
the rising generations than the church.
OVER fifty patents have been granted
for different kinds of cow-milkers, thir-
teen in England and forty in America.
These machines have been divided into
three classes: First, mixers; Sec
ond, sucking machines; third, mechan-
ical hand-milkers. The first are tappers-
the second suckers, and the third squeez,
ers and shippers. Some devices are
formed of combinations of these classes.
Two BOYS and two girls, the oldest of
whom was under 16, planned to elope
from Ottawa and get married this side
Of the line. One of the boys obtained
$50 for expenses, but the others fnan-
cial calculations failed, and at the last
moment he was compelled to withdraw
from the enterprise. His sweetheart,
however. could not give up the idea of
clipping, and so accompanied the more
prosperous couple in their flight.