The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-07-01
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There is a "bell-boy,' ii 4 ST. Paul
hotel s. years old.
When q young man of Patagonia
wants 9 wife he rides out and lasgoea
one. 81 = 3
Temperance women in Pittsbnro
have again taken to raids on the bar
rooms. :.
George Washington wasn't ALWAYS
first even in war or n peace. He MAJ.
ried a widow.
81 gu may depend upon me, wife; T
give you my word. ~ had rather you
would sometimes keen it, sir"
The man who builds a house that he
has not the means to pay for, simply
provides home to run away from.
Men are often governed by the chin
IN choosing wife, and many of them
are governed by it ever afterward.
g "A resentfu man said OF a tailor
whom he didn't like, that there was
never a fit in his shop unless customer
el in one.
To the young American, there is
between the butt-end of fish pole and
y hoe handle. 81
~ young woman can have no excuse
for thinking her lover wiser than he is,
for # there's any nonsense in him, he is
sure to talk it to her. s
Over two hundred and fifty thousand
American stoves are now distributed
over Great Britain and Ireland. Thew
are consid Tered excellent in every way.
"A Frenchman thinks the EngliEh
language is very tough. "Dare is look
out, " he says, which is to put out your
head and see; and look out. which IA to
haul in your head and not for to see-iiust
contrarie." 80,
AS frightened darker, chased by
an Infatuated bull, neared the boundaries
of the field, he enthusiastically exclaim-
ed, millions for de fence, but not one
cent for de brute
"A Frenchman thinks the English
Language is very tough. "Dare is look
out" he says, (which is to put out your
head and see; and look out, which is to
maui IN your head and not for to see just
A day or two since lad some eight
years Of age said to his mother - Moth
er, which are we, Catholics or Episco-
pals?" Eve amt any of them" said q
younger brother chipping in, were Per
citic Coast Pierneers."
Warm your body by healthfnl
exercise, not by covering over a stove.
Warm your spirit by performing indie
pendently noble deeds, not by ignoblv
seeking the sympathy Of your fellows
VINO are no better than yourself
An Indian, on being asked what he,
did for living, replied, "Oh, me preach"
Preach" said bystander; what do
you get for II" Sometimes me get
shillin', sometimes two shillin'.' "And
isn't that mighty poor pay 2" "Oh, yea
but it's mighty poor preachin'."
"A new story comes from Oshkosh,
and the Madison wis Journal thus
tells it:-"A lady Of color left a pair of
shoes for repair, and after repeatedly
calling for them and being put off she
lit down" on the unfortunate son of St.
Crispin and smothered him with kisses.
to the great amusement of his shopmatea,
The next call brought the Shoes
During the recent civil wa, there
were two volunteers lying beneath Their
blankets, looking up at the stars in
Virginia sky. Says Jack: "What made
you go into the army, Tom r. WELL"
replied Tom, Il had no wife and loved
war What made you join the army,
Jack 2" "Well," he replied, Il had a
wife and loved peace. SO went to war;
-" The Kiss In the Dark was played
as farce by amateurs in Mount Sterling,
KY, up to the point where the young man
kisses the pretty girl. There it was
turned into a tragedy. The girls real
lover, jealous of her stage lover, and dis
corning that the kissing was genuine and
much relished, shot the offender on the
spot The wound was trifling, but it
brought the performance to a close.
Edward" said mother to her son.
boy of eight, who was trundling a hoop
in the front yard, Edward, YOU musn5t
60 out of that gate into the street. tNo.
ma, won't" was the reply. "A few
minutes afterward his mother saw him
in the street manufacturing dirt pies.
Didn't / tell you" she said angrily, tnot
to go through the gate ?" "Well, I didn't
mother" was the reply. IT climbed tie
fence"
The New York correspondent of the
Chicago Journal says that more than
twelve years die was ordered by the
editor Of the New York.. Tribune to prepare
an obituary of Thurlow Weed, who still
lives, but is in feeble health. The Lon-
don Times fifteen column obituary Of
the great Duke Of Wellington was pre-.
pared seventeen years before his death.
receiving annual additions until he waa
no more. 4
& "A woman working in shoe factory
at North Adams, Mass, has died from
the effects Of poison contained in fancy
leather which she stitched Her re
swelled SO much that when she died her
features were hardly recognizable, Two
theories are advanced as to the cause of
poisoning that poison was inhaled
from the leather, and the other, that Is
was from rubbing her face with her
hands after working.
Dishonest Fortunes We have seen
since the war colossal fortunes of $25.-
100000, $50OO0O0O and $lOO, COO, OOO.
built up by individuals. We have seen
great corporate enriched and invested
with power. have said Judge Reagan.
and repeat, that no man can by le0iti.
mate trade or legitimate speculation.
amass such fortunes in the course Of q
brief life. The men that do it are not
generally of bad repute they are NOT
understood to have violated the law. bnt