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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-12-01
INVESTIGATION!

DIR. GREENE has successfully treated over
1000 of the most difficult chronic ESQ called) in
durable cases during a nine mcnth's practice.
The most OF them had been the rounds of the
leading physicians of Lancaster county.
DIR. GREENE is rcady at any time to meet a
committee of the Lancaster County Medical
Society at the Opera House or elsewhere to dis
cuss the merits OF Omnipathy and prove its
superiority over all other pathies in vogue.
Tho people are greatly interested and de-
mand the fullest investigation. Invalids are
every week dying in this county whose lives
could be saved. Is there any subject about
which the masses are more concerned than
restoration to health, anil the prolOnging of
their lives?
Or. g. originated and is now the owner of -
Medical Pads. He especially warns the public
against the numerous cOuntcrfeits now offered
the people.
DIR. Greene docs an exclusive Office business
Patients who cannot call ut his offices must
send full description OF Affections. Hundreds
Of deaths have occurred here in nine months !;
only two in his practice.
Consultations Free Catarrh cured for 80
cents Cure quick for Catarrh sent to any adj
dress for 50 cents. Send tor IL page pamphlet.
DIR. @. A. GREENE,
No. 23G NORTH QUEEN STREET,
S0tflMWFSS Lancaster. Pa.
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Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

is: prepared at 2;s and 235 Western Avenue,
Lynn, Mass. Price 81. Six bottles for s.. Sent
by mail in the form OF pills. also in the form of
lOzengcs. on receipt OF price, 81 per box, for
either. Mrs. PINKHAM freely answers all let
ters Of inquiry. Send tor pamphlet. Address
as above. Mention this paper.
No family should he without LYDIA +.
PIHKHAM'S LIVER PILLS. They cure Con-
sttpation, Biliousness and TOrpidi!y Of the
Liver. Is cents per box.
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DRY GOODS, NOEIOXS, SO.

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to ma.s@ t9Ss 81 NsSn ,!%%
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Shaded TIPS - :; ~ :i; up
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FANCY WINGS from lOc. upwards.
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All, SIX &c. EnIjK Hel yHr!: XE1yErs.
SlGO per yard
SUpEREINE BLACK SILK NELVETS,
sIs5 per yarI.
EXTRA WIDTH FINE BLACK SILK VEL
VETS s. 40 per ward
pLuSnES.
Fine Plushes ut. S.. GO Der ward
eI5 ac s,lt EacS esss si Plus; Per Per yar yar
CoIornd Trimmino silks Mt -Ic ner ynr,l
ElasE Silks ELM: up Upward S
BARGAINS IN BLACK SATINS
BARGAINS IN HLACK SATINS
We sell Splendid black Satin tOr... .1'c
handsome, ScOd covered Elack Satin
1Or$l per yard
Salln>, IN all the new shades, at NC. per yar'l
bpCSS aSn cIOAK TRIMMINGS
ipESS Ann CT0nK ,rEi isiWiECS
p,.o, sill, r,,,..os -, 81, ,,r;oos
Ia, Erinmas at 70 " " ~ "a ,o -,
Extra Heavy jet Chenille FringeS. i'll
most handsome styles, al
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fihe oiA anu Jet rfihScS. IT Sl.2', Siio, f:o-
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pASSANESTEEIES
PASSAMENTERIES
From 25c. upward.
Rich PaSsanentericS Sat..............1i. 50. :k;,.
Most elaborate patterns in Passalnenteries,
ut ST. $l.l2, Sl.40 SLIGO per yard.
DRESS AND CLOAK ORNAMENTS at
%, D. 20, DC.
LARGE FINE j EFT ORNAMENTS at
81. $l..D, y, $40.
Trimming Tasseis ut .;1.c. i dozen
Silk TusselS in all cOlOrs and sizes.
Elegant Black Silk jet TasSclS, ginches iii
length, at Sl.2j.
,I..,,,. NInoE StIt' G;rIirs 81 "''' l''si si
Rich :ict and Silk t:ir,j,rs 81 ~ Z; 81 no
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OR TONIC SPECIFICA.
N A BOON TO BOTH sexes.
NOs YOU NOn1" XOEEN S1ISEE1,
Lancaster, Pa

A REMEDY WITHOUT A RIVAL for all
diseases arising from Nervous Debility, Sexual
Disorders, over Indulgence of Vicious Habits
as we'll as from the prostration OF Old age. Its
curative properties in violent and chronic
forms Of the following diseases have been at.
tested to by the most Eminent Physicians:
Dyspepsia, Self Abuse, Headache, Dizziness,
Sexual Exhaustion, SpermatorrhDa, General
Debility, lmpOtency, Premature Decay, &c.
It has been i'm use for over forty years, and
Is to-day the most popular remedy for the dis
eases above mentioned in the WORLD. 1t can
be used without regard to diet, is pleasant in
taste, and better than oil, it is sure, safe and
certain cure. 1t is no quack medicine, but
stands upon its own merits, as any trial viii
amply demonstrate. Since 1886 this remedy
has always been sold for much larger price
than that for which 1t fs now sold ; but owing
to tho act that the time for the payment of
an enormous royalty upon its man nfacture has
expired, 1t Is offered to the suffering of both
SEXES at ono dollar per package, so US to be
within the reach Of all u. which price it will
bo sent to any address tree OF further charge.
DIR. WILLIAM YOUNG,
46Spruce Street, Philadelphia.
Nay be consulted on all diseases by mai.
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LYDIA T.. PINKHAM'S
Vegetable Compound,
The Positive Cure For
All Female Complaints.

sists of Vegetable Properties that are harmless
to tho most delicate invalid. Upon one trial
the merits of this compound will be recognized,
as relief Is Immediate; and when its use is con-
tinued, in ninety-nine cases in a hundred. a
permanent cure Is effected, rs thousands will
testify. On account of its proven merits. it is
to-day recommended and prescribed by the
best ply sicians in the country.
1t will cure entirely the worst form OF falling
of the uterus, LeucOrrh4a, irregular and pain
ful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, In
fiammation and liberation, Floodings, all Dis
placements and the consequent spinal weak
ness, and is especially adapted to the Change
OF Lite.
In fact it has proved to he the greatest and
best remedy that has ever been discovered. II
pcrmeates every portion of the. system, and
gives new lite and vigor. 1t removes faintness,
hatulency. destroys all craving tor stimulants,
and relieves weakness OF the stomach.
1t cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Pros
tration, General Debility. Sleeplessness, De.
preston and Indigestion. That feeling of bear
ing down, causing pain, weight and Dackache.
Is always permanently cured by its use. 1t
will at AL times, and under all circumstances,
act In harmony with tho law that governs the
female system.
For Kidney complaints Of either sex this
COmDOun0 is unSurDASSed.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-12-01
TRAVE,LEKS' GUIDE

~ Trains now run regularly on the Columbia
and Port Deposit Railroad on the following
time:
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DENNSYLvANIA RAILROAD-NEW
i SCHEDULE-On and after SUNDAY
vania Railroad will arrive ami leave the Lam
caster and Philadelphia dcpOts as follows:
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..a,lraster fntelligenrer.

KArIE's ASWER.
Och, Katis's rogue, it Il true,
But her eyes, like the sky, are 20 blue,
An her dimples 30 swate,
An her ankles SO nate,
She dazed, and she bothered me, too.
Till one mornin' We wint tor ride,
Whin demure as q bride, by my side,
The darlint, she sat
Wild the wickedest hat
Meath purity girl's chin liver tied.
An my heart, arrah thin how 1t bate!
For my Kate looked 50 tsmptin' an swate,
Wild cheeks like the roses,
An all the red posies
That grow in her garden SO nate.
But sat Just as mute as the dead,
Till she said, wild toss OF her head,
III I'd known that to-day
Ye'd have nothing to say,
u have gone wild my cousin, instead"
Thin felt myself grow very bowld.
For knew she'd not scod i'll towld
Nv the love In my heart
That would nlver depart,
Though lived to lie wrinkled and Old.
An said: "If dared to do 80.
Id lit 20 NV the haste, an I'd throw
Both arms round yer waist,
An he stalin' a taste
Wv thin lips that are coaxin' me sc."
Thin she blushed q more ilIigant rcd.
As she said, without raisin' her head,
An her eyes lOokin' down
Meath her lashes so brown,
Would you like me to odhrive, Misther Ted:"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1880-12-01

- EMOVAl..
L. MES NJ. 4. EDWARDS has removed her
Millinery Store to No. $50 West King street
where she will be pleased to see all her old
customers. Honnets. Hats, Ribbons, Satins.
Velvets, Feathers, Flowers, &C., will he sold
cheaper than ever bofore. Call and see.
noy2G-lmd
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HANDEERCHIEF$,
HANDE ERCIIIEFS.

IIcmmed IIandkerchiefs &c
All Linen handkerchief, s,hemme,l5c &c
Ladies' Fine AL Linen Handkerchiefs lGc
Ladies' All Linen Ucmstitched Kdfs PIC
aides Fine Linen Gin. Hemstitched HID Ejc
Ladies' Fine ColOred BOrlercu H,lis lOc
Ladies' Linen Cambria IiantikercllieIs.
COlOrcd Border. 1-c
Ladies' Linen lieinStitcheG lIandlSer-
Chiefs COiored Border. e,c
Gents COlOrcd BOrticrcd Handkerciiets Sc
Gents Fine Linen IIlndkerchie!s. lie
Gents Fine lIcmsHtchcd Nantike' chiefs. .4;c
Fine Silk iIanakcrchisfS. oJc
Large Silk kHandke,chiefs.. 400.
Black Silk HandkerchiefS. efS............SlO 81 90
White HcmStitchcd All Silk handkerchief. !s,c
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
COMMON SENSE.

If you would be strong, conquer
yourself.
He dimes sumptuously who dimes
out of debt.
No man can be free unless he gov
erns himself
Children are the strongest pillars of
the temple Of welded love.
The worst and most uncomfortable of
all our ills are the imaginary ones.
Study books to know how things
ought to be, study men to know how
they are.
Our happiness does not consist in
being without passions, but in having
control of them.
To worship rightly is to love each
other; each smile a hymn, each kindly
deed prayer,
Law is like prussic acid, danger.
ous remedy, and the smallest dose is
generally sufficient.
A handsome woman pleases the eye,
but . good woman pleases the heart,
The one is a jewel, the other q treas,
ure.
II our eyes were open, we should
see that this oval globe is but an egg /;
that what we call time is but the in.
cubation Of eternity,
Never retire at night without being
wiser than when you rose in the morn.
ing, by having learned something use
ful during the day.
The earth is great factory wheel
and at every turn on its axis receives
fifty thousand raw souls, and turns of
nearly the same number worked up
more or less completely.
A good book and a good woman are
excellent things ior those who know
how to justly appreciate their value
There are men, however, who Judge by
the beauty Of the covering.
Never let lie 90 to seed in your
soul If you should happen to be
tempted to tell falsehood pluck it out
by confessing it at once. OF all nox
ious weeds that find root in the soul
none 90 to seed more rapidly thar
ialsehood.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
IS THE AMENDING POWER or
THE CONSTITUTION SUB
JECT TO AMENDMENT

III we turn TO the original Constitu-
tion, we find that after providing for a
mode in which it could be amended, ii
laid this important restriction upon
the amending power: that no State
without It's consent shall be deprived
of its equal suffrage in the Senate. lts
equal suffrage in the Senate meant,
under auother provision, that each
State shall have two Senators. The
amending power was vested in three
fourths OF the States, but the equal
suffrage of the States in the Senate
was forever excepted out of that
power. In like manner, to every State
was given in the Electoral College, by
which its vote for President Of the
United States was to be cast, mum.
Der OF electors made up of the same
number as il was entitled 10 have of
Senators added to the number OF its
Representatives in the Lower House
of Congress. Notwithstanding the re.
strictiOn which the Constitution lays
upon the amending power, is that
power itself capable of being so amend. |
ed as to do away with this restriction,
and by a vote Of three fourths Of the
States, introduce through the amend |
ing process, a different mode of repre-
sentation in the Senate and in the
Electoral Colleges? / presume that
most persons would be startled by this
inquiring that goes to a deep question
Are there any fundamental rights and
powers of tho people of every State
which are so fixed and immutable
that they are beyond the reach of the
will of three .fourths of the StatesY Ill
is not enough, with respect even to
this matter of equal suffrage in the
Senate, to point to the special restric.
ton laid upon the amending power.
That power either is or is not capable
of being changed by three.fourths
vote of the States. If it is capable OF
being changed, the restriction may be
taken away. II it is not capable Of
being changed, the RESTRICTION will re.
main. Bus there are other important
rights that may be affected by the
amending process. Can three.fourths
of the States so amend the Constitu.
ton as to make the President Execu-
tive for life, and make his eldest son
his successor? In other words, have
the people Of every State an unaltera.
Bile, fixed, and vested constitutional
right to have the Executive office filled
and occupied for fixed term of years,
and an equally fixed, vested, and un.
alterable fixed constitutional right to
have the President appointed by olec.
tors to be chosen in each State as its
Legislature may direct2 And are
there any other rights Of States or
their people which are not subject to
the amending power of thrcciourths
of the States? Whether the amend.
ing power is itself capable OF being
enlarged, is q question very important
to be considered, when we are consid-
ering the strength and stability of the
Constitution for if it Is an unlimited
power, the system of the Constitution
may be converted into almost any
thing that can command the physical
force requisite to compel submission
George Iickn0r Curtis, IN Hdrper's
Magazine JOT June.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
NGERSOLLAND SENTIMENT.

An exchange says: Robert lhger-
soil, one of the most Objectionable men
in his discourses on religion, has o
great amount Of poetry in his compo-
siton, and utters gems Of thought that
are as beautiful as any ever spoken.
Here are a few from recent lectures
"And then, do you know, | like to
think that love is eternal that If you
love a woman, for her sake, you will
love her no matter what she may do
that il she really loves you for your
sake, the same; that love does not
look at alterations through the wrinkles
of time, through the mask OF years
il you really love her, you will always
see the face you loved and won. And
| like to think of it. II man loves a
woman, she does not ever grow old to
him, and the woman that loves q man
does not see him grow old. He is not
decrepit to her. He is not tremulous.
He is not old. He is not bowed. She
always sees the same gallant fellow
that won her hand and heart. like
to think of ii in that way, and as
Shakespeare says, Let time reach
with his sickle as far as ever he can
although he can reach rudy checks
and ripo lips and flashing eyes he can.
not reach love- | like to think OF il,
We will 90 down the hill Of life to.
gether and enter the shadow, one
with the other, and as we go down we
may hear the ripple of the laughter OF
our grandchildren, and the birds, and
Spring, and youth, and love will sing
more swcetly on the leaAess branches
of the tree Of age. l love to think Of
it in that way-ab absolute equals, happy,
happy and free, all our own"
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
THE MIND IN ECLIPSE.

At recent meeting OF the Aedico.
Legal Society, in New York city, DR..
George NJ. Beard read q paper on
"The Problems Of Insanity" in which
he said "nsanity is a disease OF de-
grees there is no plain dividing line
between sanity and insanity. Insanity
may be divided into two klnds-intel.
lectual insanity, embracing forms in
which there are delusions, and emo
tional insanity, in which there are no
delusions. Insanity is barometer of
civilization, and as we advance in the
arts and sciences so will insanity be-
come more prevalent among us. In.
tense application, brain work and in.
door life are the agencies which most
bring it about. The intel.
lectual activity Of the women of to-day
is another great cause of insanity.
What the mother is, 80 will the child
be in an intenser degree.
Insanity is increasing most percep-
tibly in Europe and America among
the poorer classes. Civilization grinds
hardest on the poor, shutting them up
in close houses, with bad air and food,
and compelling them to struggle for
existence. The brain cannot always
bear up under the strain, for they
have few recreations and amusemens
which can be indulged in for the re.
taxation of their minds. A diagnosis
in cases of insanity is most difficult.
The physician must know the subject
psychologically know he thinks, what
he thinks, and all about his general
disposition, passions, etc. The proba.
biities of cure in the case Of insane
persons depend greatly upon the ad-
vancement of the disease when the
treatment is begun. 1t is better if the
patient can be treated out of the asy.
lum, and if he is not confined or isola.
ted altogether from the world, narcot.
les and Supplying remedies should
not be used when their use can be
avoided. Until a comparatively short
time our inventions have tended to an
increase rather than to decrease Of
insanity. OF late, however, tho inven.
tions have been in the opposite direc.
tion, tending to give us more ease and
ctatsa s % rSSHrosaa SH saa%Raft aRa tbS h sBRSRs BRSRs
If the latter is perfected, it may also
enable US to breathe purer air. An
improved system Of education, with
less "crammlng," would tend to reduce
the increase OF insanity. The eclipse
of the mind cannot be predicted like
the eclipse of the sun, but, with study,
men may learn TO detect it in its first
stages, and, if treated early, it need
rarely become serious.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
THE DISTRICT ,SCHOOLMAS.
TER.


Josh Billings speaks Of the district
schoolmaster as follows
There IL one man in the world tew
whom | always take ov mi hat, and
remain uncovered until he gifts safely
by, and that IL the district school.
master. When | meet him | look on
him as a marter Just returned from the
stake or on his way tew be cooked.
lie leads more lonsum and single life
than an old bachelor. lie IL remem-
bered just about az long and atTeoshin.
ateli az a gide-board IL by apackpedlur
If he undertakes tew make hiz scolarz
luv HIM the chances ar he will neglect
their lurnin, and III ho don't lick EN-
now and then pretty often, they will
soon lick him. The district school
master amt got q friend on the fiat
side of the globe. The boys SNOWFALL
him, durin' recess the girls put water
in his hair-die, and the school com.
nifty makes him work for hall the
muny a bartender gets, and bord him
round the neighborhood, where they
give him rye coffee sweetened with
molasses tew drink, and codfsh.balls
three times a day for vittles. Talk tew
mo about the pashunce Nv the ancient
Job Job had plenty oy biles all over
him no doubt they were all nv one
breed. Every young one in district
skule is bile nv different breed, and
each young one needs a different poul.
tiss tcw get good head on him.
Every man who haz kept distrikt
skule for ten years, and haz bordcd
round the neighborhood, ought to be
mayor general and have a penshun for
the rest Nv his natural days, and a hos'
and wagon tu du biz goin' round in,
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
SLANG PHRASES.

Most slang phrases have history.
The expression ale is in the dumps"
is very common, and is supposed TO be
derived from "Dumpos, King of Egypt,
who built pyramid and died of melan-
choly )" so that the thieves and gypsies
are not all to blame tor having given
us q few expressive words. We next
come upon a word full OF pathetic
meaning for many OF us; II is the
ghost that haunts and pursues us more
or less throughout the year--it is the
word "dun." 1t is a word of conse-
quence, for il is at once verb and n
noun, and is derived from the Saxon
word "dunan," TO din or clamor. 1t
owes its immortahty-so tradition
says-to having been the surname OF
one Joe Dun, a famous bailiff of Lin.
coin, in the reign OF Henry VII, who
was 80 active and dexterous in collect
ing bad debts that when any one be.
came "slow to pay" the neighbors
used to say, "Dun him"--that is, "send
Dun after him." "Draw it mild" owes
il origin to violin playing The word
"coach," applied to tutor, is of uni.
versity origin, and can boast of logi.
cal etymology. 1t is pun upon the
term "gottingon fast" To get on fast
you must take a coach you cannot
get on fast in learning without pri-
vate tutor--ergo, a private tutor is a
coach. Another familiar word in uni.
versity slang is "a regular brick"--that
is, a jolly good fellow and how the
similo is logically deducted is amusing
enough. A brick is deep.red, so q
deep.read man is brick. To read
like brick is to read till you are deep
read. A deep.read man is, in univcrity
phrase, "a good man !" good man
Is a 'jolly fellow" with non-reading
men-ergo, q jolly fellow is "briok.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09
WHEN ?


II | were told that must die to.morov,
That the next sun
Which sinks should bear me past all fsH .ha
For any one
All the aghtf fought allihe short Journey through
What should doi
DO not think that should shrink or faltsF,
Bot Just 90 on,
Doing my work, nor change, nor seek 10 alter
Aught that 10 gone.
But rise, and move, and love, and smile, aniprv
For one more day.
And, lying down at night for a last sleeping,
Say In that ear
Nhieh heafkens ever Lord, within Thy keeping
How should fear
Ana, when TO- morrow brings Thee nesrr still'
po Thou Thy win ?"
might not sleep ior awe but peaceful, tender,
My soul would lie
All the night long and when the morning splen-
dor
Flushed DER the sky,
think that could smile--could calmly say,
at is His day."
But, II wobdrous hand, FROM the blue yOsIsf,
Beheld unroll
To a long etntury's end i,s mystic elew,
What should DO
What could DO, o blessed Guide and Master
Other than thisi
still 10 60 on as now, not sloHer, faster,
Nor fear 10 miss
The fOidS although 80 very long Il be-
While led by Thee
Step alt,r step. feeling Thee close beside me,
Although unseen,
Thro' thOrns, thro' flowers, whether the tempest
hiie Thee,
Or heavens serene,
Assured Thy iAiihfulness cannot betray,
Thy love decay.
may not kn ow, my God, no hand reyealeth
Thy counsels wise
Along the path deepening shadow steAleth
No voice replies
To all my questioning thought the time to tell,
And IL 10 we'll.
Let me keep on abiding and unisaring
Thy will always,
Through long csntury's ripening frutlon,
Or shsrt days.
Thou cRnit not come too soon and ran wait,
IL Thou come late.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-06-09

Just before a prominent citizen Of
Harrisburg retired the other night, he
got down on his hands and knees and
looked anxiously under the bed.
"What in the world are you looking
for, John ?" inquired his wife. Look.
ing for woman" promptly replied
her husband. you've been looking
for man under the bed for the past
fifteen years, and | thought I'd starta
hunt for a woman, and III bet I'll find
the woman before you do the man.