Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-09-04

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time we ever he'd on the Island. /
hev bin in many tite place in my
life, but never in so tite one ez this.
1t waz.as close time when [ deserted
from the louisiana pelikins, and wuz
sbem shot at by the pelikins from be-
hind and the fedrals from the front,
wich is the normal condition Nv
northern dimekrat, and wuz presi-
dent Nv the Unlimited Trust and
Confidence company, and wuz pur-
sood by infooriated mob, but them
escapes pale into insignifcance COM
pared with wat [ undergrad yister-
day:
1t wuz the day we set apart, Han
cock and me, to receive delegashuns,
WITCH we do wunst week. This is
alluz our tryin day, and I hev to be
in Ginral hancock's room to assist
him. He is very much in need Nv a
statesman, and serve him in that
capassity.
The delegashuns come all to wunst,
and there waz purity mix. The
fust that got awjence wuz from Inje-
any. d-. a..
The cheerman remarkt that his
devoshun to dimocrisy and his admit
rashun of Ginral Hancock, our stan
dard bearer, wuz sublime. He
pledged Injeany to the nominee, by
a very large majority, onless
our friends in Kentucky disappoint
us, witch they would not. But he
came to lay before the president that
is to be, the views of the dimocrisy
Nv Injeany, shown wat dimocrisy is
in that state. Wat the dimocrisy Nv
Inieany wanted wuz totle destruc-
shun of the nashnel banks, and an
Unlimited ishoo NV greenbax by the
general government. The dimocrisy
Nv Injeany, ez wun man, demanded
fat money, and all they wantid Nv it.
The GInral remarkt that he hedn't
he'd time to give much attenshun to
the question Nv finance, but he he'd
no dU1bt that the Inieany polisy
wuz the correct thing He pledged
hisself, if elected, to devote some
spare afternoon to the study Nv
finance, and he'd no doubt Nv his
! 90 I the right thing.
| The Moo York delegashun remarkt
that they had word to say ez to
wat dimocrisy WIZ, dimocrisy in
/ Moo York meant a gold basis, and
4 the eontinyooance Nv the nashnel
banks, and no fat money. Fiat
| money meant repoodiashun, room
/ The Injeany man remarkt that
he'd be dam eff any bloated bond
holder witch he'd got rich off the
labor Nv the boundin west shood
dictate to him. Eff the dino crisy
4 wanted Injeany they must come to
Injeany's lice. eas.a .sa oagogr q .a..
The Moo Yorker retortid that NO
Injeany repoodiashunist shood die
tate to the dimocrisy Nv Moo York.
Ginral Hancock remarkt that ez
he he'd sed afore, he hedn't giver
the subject that keerful attenshun
WITCH It's Importance demands, but
The Pennsylvania rdelegashur
broke in. Wat the dimocrisy uy
i Pennsylvania wanted and must hey
q wuz high protective tariff, and
without it
Ginral Hancock remarkt that ht
he'd never given the tariff question
any attenshun, but ez soon ez he go
thro with nashnel bankin and finance
after the eleckshun, he wood study
it. He ned already procoored al
the nessary books on the subiick.
The Illinoy delegashun swore thai
they wood hev no tariffs. Dimocris,
meant free trade and no graspil
monopolists shood come here in th'
name of Dimocrisy, and -.
Teers wuz filing the Ginral's eyes
when / interfe1ed It wuz high time
for Their wulz six more delegashuns tt
speak, all from different parts Nv th
| kentry, and I foresaw wat terrible
7 + season Their wood q be- eff oil wuzn'
t pored onto the troubled waters. ga
49,. ~" Gentlemen, y said ] ga word e
you please, in season. You are all
! doubtless, good demekrats, but, yo
5 amt none, Nv. 700 got the prope
! 3 noshqn ny wat, dimocrisy RELY doe
. mean. Dimocrisy is a comprehe1
:; sive word, and kvers a great deal c
= ground1aOur Injeany friend want
\ unlimited money--he may cherish hi
noshuno and still be a good dimekra
Our Moo York friend wants har
ID moon1eyy5---he shell cherish his belize
e. glnral and me heyg no 1dejeckshun
r likewise ez to the tariff and FIRE
a r. trade. There is room for all, an
i j plenty to spare for all other beleef
,s9 p Put the primary, = central, COZ
:. troAln lice Nv dimocrisy is post off
= That is the central sun--the ore,
inspirin lice, wieh swallers up an
st drowhs out all the rest. For twent
$, long years we hey bin fastin, with Il
11t governmentsgranar IN full. view, an
5 it isaI time to put en- end to it.buWi
J" is a tariff compared to our hold
IS the iss7strings nv the nashen w
T - the tariff question j ez, compare
Y with custom houses and furrin mis-