The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-11-25
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VARIETY SCRAPS.

Lawyers dish-sue It pudding
Only question of time-Asking the hour
Women, says Cynic, resemble flowers They
shut up when they sleep,
womans idea of recklessness is crossing a
field In which COW is feeding.
Oleomargarine doesn't require ice 10 keep II
hard. It IL always hard-to tell it from butter.
What can pass before the sun without making
shadow The wind.
II you do not know there is ice in the streets,
you will soon tumble to 1t.
A DuChman repeated the adage, Birds Of a
feather ok together" thusly Birds NIT one
fedder goes NIT cemselves."
Be father to virtue and stepfather to vice.
"Anty, vat makes the little baby cry so2" Do
it want It's mudoer9" Yes, dear, and It's fodder,
toop
Every position In life has its pull back said the
maiden as she stopped down to gather leaves,
The Boston Transcript felt confident all along
that the rain would come when the dry weather
was over.
faTrOt lblk-fOlly "bylldples
good thing to re.cOllect II you can-Debts.
There is deal of solid cold comfort in block
Of ice
"Halter you'll be hungl" is what the still small
voice whispers to the man with murder In his
heart.
The editor Of the OIL City Derrick has tried IT,
and fiDds that "A New Years sWear.of does wear
off"
Authors are spoken Of as dwelling in attIcs
because 80 few Of them are able to live on thelV
first story.
A brute" OF Keokuk man tells his too talk
alive vie that he wished her mouth had grown
up when she did.
A certain pugiliSt never allows his right hand
to know what bis left hand is about 10 do. Itl
the hand that tells.
"Thats handsome cow" said one granger tC
another. 10, yes, that is the boss" was the 30
date reply.
The cashier Of ON Eastern bank ran away with
all the funds, and the directon plaCarded the
door, "No caShlerI"
Don't pay any attention to sign OF Shut the
dooI" II ia the trick Of lazy man to get other
to DO his work for him.
An Englishman recently said: "They talk {
good deal Of nonsense IN the United States, but
If you observe, they always act very wisely"
Somebody in New Milfofd has found an um
brella, and announces that the owner could havt
1t by calling which shows quite concluslVely
what sort Of an umbrella 1t ia.
"I had Just placed my lips to her'n when
heard the squeak Of her fathers boot, and yol
can't guess what seemed JUS then like dam
AGED street vehicle. Twas that broken bus"
A clothes.liDe is harmless thing
When 'tretched from pole to pole
Until you step across the yard
And step into hole.
Then, as YOU make forward lunge,
1t stops yOu, 90 TO speak,
And throws you down and jerks you to
The middle Of neek's tweRk.
III de face am an intux OBJ de keeracter,
said Uncle Moses 10 hiR wicked congregation, I"
ledge dat ye II ssrve de Lord. But swar,
he added, restrietively, "dat most on ye sArv
him mos lhamefuL"
why am mace ssndwichH" said youn
snObson plaintively, as a lady sat on eithe
side Of him in The horse car Because we ar
better bred than you are" said one Of the dam
sells sweetly and snobson mustard up courage h
squeeze out to the platform.
A Georgia young man asked his sweethear
whether she had ever read Romeo and Juliet 2
She replied that she had read Romeo, but she di
not think she had ever ad Juliet.