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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
REMOVAL.

Mrs. Kate Dallas Titus to Gay street.
Mrs. kte Dallas Titus has removed her entire
stock of Mllln ry Goods to the Store Room formerly
occupied by Mrs. Mahoney In front Of the Baptist
Churh, where she will be glad to wait on her old
customers, and many new ones, and expects to
keep full line Of such Millinery Goods as will
please her customers.
THE DRESS-MAKING DEPARTMENT
will be continued and conducted in the future on
larger scale than ever before having none but the
Best W0rkmen, and, giving her personal attention
to this, as well as the Millinery Department sne
feels confident she can give satisfaction.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
PLUMBING.

We have with US Is first class
Plumber, who worked with US at
Rome, Ga. A man Of twenty years.
experience in Plumbing Stssm and
Gas Fitting.
We are prepared t. do ail kil ds of
Plain or Fancy Plumbing, as well as
Gas and Steam FIT ing
BUTT. DEPUE 81 Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
First III. II. Church Revival.

The revival service held at the
First NJ. E. church. last night, was
well attended, and considerable inter-
est was manifested. Several rose for
prayers. The services were conducted
by Rev. L. B. Caldwell. His infiu>
ence over his audience was great, and
all retired to their homes we'll pleased
with the meeting. There will be a
meeting in the classroom of the
church this morning at o'clock.
Preaching tonight at O'Clock.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
A New French Rugby

Ii soon to be started on the line of the
Cincinnati Southern Railway. Ten
nessee is amply able to support num-
Der of such Colonies, and the publish
ers Of the State Gazateer propose doing
all In their power to direct the atten-
ton OF all classes to this state. xii9a15
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Appointed snectai Agent.

Mr.. ]. 81. Alexander. formerly Of
Loudon. but now a resident Of Ala.
bama, has been appointed q special
agent Of the postoffics department.
MIR. Alexander was In the city yester-
day, registered at the Hattie house,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
AFouI.srouthed Woman

is even worse than q foul>mouthed
msD. But no one need be fou!-mGuthed
if they will only use sOZODONT and
rub it in well. Don't spare the brush
and spoil the mouth, as some psreLts
do with their children when they
withhold tle rod.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

CHAs. L. RossITER, 1876 Summit ST.,
Toledo, Ohio, says: would not take
one thousand dollars for my Excelsior
Kidney Pad, ii could not get another.
have gained in three months thirty
pounds.-See adv.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Ne Proor sfore Convincing

Gould be produced to satisfy US that
there is true merit in DAYS KIDNEY
PAD than the fact that 1t is being imi>
t2t:d. Already several worthless kid :
ney pads are seeking sale en- the good
reputation of this original and excel
lent pad.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

The best place to buy your Beef,
Pork. Sausage and Fresh Meat of any
kind, is at L. r. McAboy's Red, White
and Blue Stall, in the northwest cor
ner of the Market House. nov24-tt
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

First Qualify OF Lump
Coal Furnished Prompt
Nv by Al COAL
COMPANY. send Or.
ders by Telephone.
e. H. NIcCROSKEY,
GenI. a gent
Office, CIinch street, OPP
posite Gu tom House.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Choice Eating Apples.

Greetings, Baldwins, Spitzenburg,
Bell Flower and Wine Sap, sold as
cheap as can be bought anywhere, at
Major Loeke's store. xii1-1m
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Are Sole Agents for
Dupont's Rife and Blasting Powder,
Disston Circular Mill Save,
Rubber and Leather, Betting,
Hay and Cattle Scales,
Oliver Chilled Plows. 49,.
Halls Fire and Burglar Proof
Safes.
Stock on hand at factory prices.
WV WOODRUFF & Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Died of The Frying Pam

Should be the inscription on many
tombstone, bat this can be avoided by
buying one of those Broilers at
BUTT, DEPUE & Co.'S.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Dyspepsia Is always relieved and
often permanently cured by use Of Tate
Spring Water. For sale by glass or
gallon at Peter Kern's. Try it once.
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Lost.

Left at some business house, q Speci-
men Book of Job Printing. Any in
formation in regard to it will be thank
fully received at this Office.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

White Merino and Scarlet Wool
Underwear for Ladies, Gents, Misses,
Boys and Children, at Barton's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Show Cases Nickel Silver.
A. D. DUNBAR,
Wholesale Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Hosiery, Kid Gloves, Silk and
Linen Handkerchief, the Largest
and Best Stock In the city, at Alvin
parf0p1S
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
MANHOOD RESTORED.

victim OF early imprudence, causing nervous
debility, premature decay, ETC., having tried in vain
every known remedy, has discovered simple means
Of selfcure, which he will send free to his 1eilo"
sufferers. Address j. Fl. REEVES, 43 chatham 81
New York. - rnoy3eo"odMly
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

All kinds of stomach and bowel
troubles are cured by free use Of Tate
Spring water. Peter Kern keeps IL.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

OWENS has a >MAGNIPI-
CENT ASSORTMENT of ell the
LATEST NOVELTIES in LADIES
NECKWEAR.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
A Christmas Present

L. most appreciated when all the
family can mutually enjoy it. This
can be done by buying of Butt, DePue
s. Co., one of their Broilers.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

The Largest and Best Stock Of Dry
Goods in the city, at Alvin Barton's,
and New Goods Opened Every Day.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Another new lot Of Cloaks and Dol.
mans, from $500 to $50 90, at Alvin
Barton's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
HEADeUARTERs FOR MEATS.

Meter & Zcigier, West Side Market
Square.
We have now the Latest Improved zee
Box for prese wing. Meat fresh, ana WIN AWAY
keep on hands THE VERY FINES
FRESH MEAT. as vel as full supply Of
the best of Hams, Breakfast Bacon
sausage. and in fact everything In the meat
line, We guarantee our customers satisfaction and
sonahIe prices.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

For torpid Liver there is nothing
better than Tate Spring Water. For
sale ut Peter Kern's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Christmas Presents.

Silk Umbrellas, Cent? Slippers and
Children's Toy Trunks at Herbert w.
Halls. Call and seq them. xii7dtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

From now until January Let, n. w.
Hall will sell Shoes and Hats away
down. - Now is your time for bar
gains. xii7dtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
For Sale.

One Hand Fire Engine, in good order.
For price and terms, apply to
It. A. BURRIER,
Chief of the Fire Department.
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FRESH VENISON.

A Young Stalled Deer, Nicely
Dressed, for sale at w. w. scarbor-
ough & Co.'s, the Broad Street Gro
GERS.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
For Alderman.

We are authorized and requested to announce
j. W. FLENNIkE EN- as a candidate for Alder
man in the 9Th ward, at the ensuing election in
January,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

ONE HUNDRED
CHILDREN'S SUITS, SIZES
4 YEARS TO 10, SHORT
PANTS, AT Is PER CENT.
LESS THAN THEY ARE
WORTH. THEY ARE MADE
OF FINE CASSIMERES.
DON'T FAIL TO LOOK AT
THEM AT VESTAL'S.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

The VOItaic Belt Co., Marshail. Mfcn..
VIII send their celebrated Electro-Voitaie Ben %
the aiisted upon 30 days trial. SPEEDY cures guar
anteed. They mean what thsg sag. Write TO than
withous delay. decSod&w1y
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Get a Coal Vase

For your wife's Christmas present OF
Butt, DePue g. Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

just in time for the cold weather.
A new supply of KNIT GOODS,
consisting of CLOAKs, HOODS,
NUBIAS, sCARFS, WRIsTLETs,
LEGGINS, &C., at OWENS.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

The Best Unlaundried SHIFTS Ia the
United States, Our Own Pattern, at
BartonIs.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

DOLLSt DOLLS!! rOLLS!!!
You can buy your DOLLS at
OWEN s.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

OWENS has an elegant stock Of
FANCY SILK and LINEN HAND
KERCHIEFs.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Black and Colored Csshmeres,
Brocades, Silks and Satins, at Bar
toms.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

CENTRAL COAL Co.,
Dealers i'm
COAL CREEK LUMP COAL.
ofics-Clinch street, opposite Custom House.
E. E. MCCR0sKEY,
vidtf. General Agsnt.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Black Silk Velvet, I$l.75 per yard
at Dunbar's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

My Piano sounds almost like New Piano since
it was Tuned by Prof. w. j. Sechrest. Get him to
Tune yours and see for yourself.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Carpets, Oil Cloths, Rugs, Curtain
Goods, Bed and Crib Blankets, at
Barton's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

OWENS has a SPLENDID
STOCK of GLOVES and
HOSIERY.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

To all who are suffering from the errors ana
ndiscretions Of youth, nervous weakness cary
decay, loss OF manhood. ETC.. Will send a recipe
that will cure you FREE OF CHARGE. This sseaf
remedy was discovered by missionary In s0aIh
America. Send self-addressed envelope 70 the
REV. JOSEPH T. IsMAs. Station D. New Yorx(H
jan1 deod-w1y
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Human Hair Switches, at Dunbar'p.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

We have Just received very large
stock of ZEPHYR, CARD BOARD
CANVASS, and other MATERIAL
for FANCY work.
"a. 4. OWENS.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Plush, $500 per yard, at Dunbsr's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Try a STEAK of that Young VenisOn
ut SCARBOROUGH'S
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Velvets-Plush and Satins. very
cheap, at A. D. Dunbar's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
For Rent.

The Pearns property. Apply to ogrA
ui7det hAH
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Sweet Orangei aud Fine Apples, Mt
sCARBOROUGH'S
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
GOOD STATE NEWS.

All Parties are q Unit GA th0
State Debt. THAT
All hrstclass smokers have fully agreed: Tsb
Chas Kohlhase, for the least money, can fuin .an
a Cigar, to-wlt: 1.-THE Unit" out OF when than
blow igger cloud and get more coml% onsre In
out of the same amount of tobacco any" ,nt,
Tennessee. T 1t and hush
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

SILVER PLATED WARE
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
AT THE EAST TENNESSEE
CHINA HOUSE. xii11tf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Sweet Florida Oranges,

Oaly 40 cents per dozen; small Oranges,
30 cents per dozen; fine Fresh Salt
Water Fish, Celery, Tripe, Pigs Feet,
Buckwheat Flour, Northern Navy
Beans, Fresh Oysters, New Orleans
Sugar and Molasses, Dressed Turkeys
and Cranberries, at John Hudiburg's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

pater R,itter's IS HeadQastttrs for
Fine /. fears, Tobacco, Meers chaum aud
otf~r Pipes. and smokers Articles NJ
Garner of Gay and Cl,nch streets.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Fer Sale.
A Card.

Ny residence, on corner Of Cumberland and
Walnut streets. +. H. McCIUNd.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Beautiful. Slippers, at Hall's. 7dt
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Fine Silk Umbrellas, at 81. "
Halls. xii7jtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Enr sale

For sale.
comm odiouS Brick Dwelling.
vi24dtf W. A. HENDERSON.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

xx7ANTED.-Telega Operators are now
w in great demand at good salaries Thor
ough Practical Instruction given In this Drancn az
the Knoxville Business College. Three Months
for Thirty Dollars. Sep30-d3mS&W1V.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

Corsets-Headquartsrs at Dunbar's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11

FIFTY VERY FINE CAS-
SIMERE FROCK SUITS JUST
RECEIVED AT ROBERT
VESTAL &1CO'S, AT LOW
DOWN PRICES. THEY ARE
EXTRA GOODS, HENCE
TAKE A LOOK AT THEM.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1880-12-11
Get That BrOiIer

At Butt, DePue & Co's.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
second RanIiat Cnurcla.

The repairing of the Second Baptist
church has been completed and the new
carpet is being laid. The pulpit, ben
ches and the wood work generally has
been painted and vanished by Cald-
we'll & Wall. Over the pulpit these
words are painted upon the wall :
"Serve the Lord with Gladness." The
walls arc painted light color and
around the windows back of the pulpit
and upon the ceiling the frescoing is
very elaborate. The designs are very
beautiful and are painted in numerous
colors. Mr.. Boleg, Of fPhiladelphia, did
the frescoing and Mr.. A. Gswthrep, of
this city, furnished some very pretty
gas fotures. The gallery in the rear
Of the church, which is occupied by the
choir, has been enlarged by extending
it outward two feet into the church.
The new carpet is very neat and is for
med by small black and red figures. 1t
was purchased from Lsedon & Co., Of
Philadelphia.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
ROE SALE.

- oR ExogANdE.-rAHMs
Os sn III, 400 @iIsEi; @siIREdd h PIERCE,
c,syton House Building.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
President Hayes Will Nos Accept a
denomination.

Washington Special to tho Press.
There has been good deal of talk
here in view Of the complications which
have overtaken the Republican party
in New York, Pennsylvania and Hi
nois, to the general effect that the diff,
Guilty could be happily solved by the
denomination Of President Hayes. His
Administration has been exceptionally
clean and successful and no Is known
TO be very strong with the people. II
is common saying here, except among
those who have been disappointed in
getting Office, that there has never been
cleaner Administration than Hayes
has given the country. To-day a
prominent Republican suggested to him
what in view Of existing complications
he should consider himself as a dark
horse. "No," replied the President,
very firmly, 81 can do nothing Of the
sort; am committed against q second
term and really dc not want 1t. With
the expiration of the present term l
am anxious to lay down the burden.
II second term were rendered ne on q
silver platter I should not take IT,"
The President is discrstly silent as to
his own Preferences among the candi-
dates, but it Is supposed Sherman is
his favorite. 1t is noted, however, 60
lar as can be learned. that he has in no
instance used the Federal patronage
to advance the interests Of any candi-
date.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
MUSIC I'm THE NKGET.


When stars pursue their solemn flight
OF in tho middle Of the night
A strain OF music vi its me
flushed In o moment silvery--
Such rich ana rapturous strains es max
Tho very sOal oil silence ache
With longing Tor the melody.
Or lovers In the distant dusk
OF summer gardens, sweet with musk,
Pouring the blisstul burden out,
Tho breaking joy, toe dying doubt;
OF Teve!ers-aii flown with wine,
And IN q madness haif divine,
Beating the broken tuns about.
Or else the rude ana rolling notes
That leave come strUlting sailors thT0lts,
Hoa SO With the salt spray. it may te,
UlmIny mile oi rushing sea
Or B0Ins high. minded dreamer stays
Late through tho solitary ways,
Eor hesds the listening night nor me.
Or how, how whence these ton es be heard
Hearing the umDerlng soul Is stirred,
AS whsn q swiftly passing light
Startlos ths shadows Into flight,
While one remembrance suddenly
Thrills through the melting melody
a strain OF music In The night.
Gut ot the dark ness burs,s the so-g,
In o the darS ness moves along;
Only chord OF Inemory jars,
Only an old wound burns Its scars,
AS the wild sweetness Of the strain
Smiles tie heart with passionate pain,
And vaniEhes among the stars.
Harriet Prescott Sponord.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
Girls Don't Read I his.

Now am sure | will have the atten
tion of all tie girls, and that is Jus
what ! want, for women ale said 10 b.
always contrary, and was a girl my
self once, and vixen any one told mt
what l opght to do, that was the sigma
for me to do the opposite. Now know
there are a great many Just such foolish
girls at the present day-girls who
having comfortable homes, kind par
ents, and loving friends, in q foolish
moment throw all aside, aud taking
their whole future in their own mex
perhnced hands, wreck their whele hap
piness forever. Many young life has
been sacrificed by heads!rong will.
l most earnestly advise my young read
ers to beware Of hasty marriage.
Listen to your parents, to those who
have been spared through many years,
and who know the many trials that
come to us all sooner or laters say
again, beware Of all temptations that
may lead to such b step. At the turn
ing pointsof your life don't make a mis-
take--a disastrous mistake tor which
all the tears and repentance Of life
time can never atone. Think OF your
dear parents, who planned and hoped
SO much for your future; let not your
hand be the one TO Illustrate all those
plans and disslpate those ambitious
hopes.
The time may come when you, too,
may clasp tiny form to your heart,
and while every act that you perform
toward that dear one will be OF kind
ness and love, yet there is always a
fear OF what that child's future may be.
Then and not till then will you fully
the upselfshness Of par
ent's we.
A marriage performed without the
parents knowledge, and regardless o.
their wishes seldom prospers.
Now, girls don't say "that's all
nonsense. but, before it is too late be-
ware. "Look we'll before you leap"
is the advice OF one who knows.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
Hnuhn unn Converted.

Gen. Porter, in response to the toast
"Our Army" at the annual blnquet o
the Chamber of Commerce, New York
on Tuesday, made good speech ant
wound up with the following aneodot'
which will bear repeated telling:
IL l should 60 on speaking In thil
way should get into the same fix and
meet with the same criticism as Gen
Bagley, of Michigan, at the delivery O
his first political speech. He was run
ming for Governor, and they said he
must mount the stump at the Syca
NOE Cross Roads. He said 1t was bad
enough to run for Governor, let alore
making spesches. However, they hired
a hall sad he IVES to do what he could.
As he mounted the platform the house
was crsmmed. He spoke few minutes
aud the people began to go out, and
the more he spoke the more they went
out.
He thought there must have been q
cry Of FIRE or that the floor was suppos
ed to be weak. Finally, the sudienes
was reduced to two men, and they start
ed out. The Governor jumped from the
Rlattorm, and clutching them by their
coat collars, said, ~ am going to keep
two men in my audience or have blood"
The old man said, "llold up; keep your
shirt on. That fellow there, he don't
count. He is deaf and dumb. And
then, as for me, am converted to vote
for you, and there amt no reason for
me staying any longer" Laughter. ]
That rather fiattsred the Governor, and
he SAID: "My friend, what line of argu-
ment pr Cd ducsd this convictionY" WE'LL
was the reply, 81 was Democrat, but
| amt much Of a politician. am for
honest and truthful men, and l am con-
vinced that you ere an honest and
truthful man, because you commenced
by saying you were going to make a
bad speech, and you hev made the
darndest worstest one ever heard. "
tGrsat laughter.]
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
Tbe NHoRs PmEzie" Found at Las

Tbe "1oEs PaEzie" Found nt Last.
At the town Of Andover, Mass, there
are three educational nstitutions-the
Theological Seminary, the Phillips
Academy tor boys, and the Abbott
Academy for young ladies. By one Of
the unwritten laws Of the place ii is
psrfectly right and proper for the girls
to associate withithe grave.and dscsrous
theologues! but not to associate with
the unsanctitied pupils Of the Phillips
Academy. Consequently, if one Of
them is so unfortunate as to entertain
liking for one Of the students Of the
latter place, it must be smothered, or
else encouraged in secret, as 1t we're.
A local genius, with the fifteen puzzle
on the brain, has lately published a
cartoon wi ich has met with such local
approval that several thousand copies
have been ordered. On the left of the
picture is represented a grave theo-
logus, with long hair, baggy umbrella,
and other characteristics supposed by
the unregenerate to be- the signs Of his
tribe, and with him one Of the damssls
Of the aforesaid academy. She bears
on her back the number 13, he the
number Is. On the right Of the pic
ture is student Of Phillips, with the
natty appearance Of the young man
given up to the follies Of this world,
who bears the number Ia. He is cast
ing glances at the damsel aforesaid,
who appears to receive them with in
terest, though pretending an interest
in the presumably grave discourse of
the theologue. The problem apparent
ly under consideration by the damsel
and unregenerate youth is how to get
the IA between 13 and Is. Solutions
respectfully requested.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
Obstinate Justlee.

When the United States Circuit Court
Of New York city was opened yesterday
morning, the Judge announced that as
no appropriation had been made by
Congr' IS for the payment Of the jurors,
he had no alternative but to discharge
them for the term and TO postpone the
Session. Unless the necessary money
Is voted, every Federal court in the
country must soon bs shut up. The
Democrats are playing desperate game
in thus c,oggipg the machinery Of the
government.
Daily Republican., 1880-05-14
The @rent ROAE Race.

1t il expected that an immense crowd
of people will visit Washington on the
18Th TO witness the boat race between
Hanlan and Courtney, there teing al.
ready widespread feeling that both
the champion oarsmsn mean business.
ALI three of the proposed contestants,
Hanlan, Courtney aud Riley, were on
the river on Wednesday, and though
they watched with close attention, the
mas. expert is unable to detect a differ
ence as to the capacity of the men.