The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-10-17
The Dsaesa aHa the CsE.


One Of those inctdI nLs that cause =
piO0s man 10 damn TIE whole animal
creation occurred a. JsBssEilIs Last
sesk. 4 business mGR whom se all
kBOs g0 up last Tuesday morning aRd
took . Walk down b. Monterey 70 view
Lhs beauties of RatuHs and get up IN
GPpetLs f0T breakfast. lie L. D1H
who weighs Gloss on 10 . hundred and
hfty pounds. though be Il a kitteny ~
anybody when occasion calls for kitten
ishEssA Gazing upon the crystal waters
of RICK river. &c occurred TO him that
be would take . bath, and % be dis
rObed himself, laid bis clothes upon the
ground. and plunged In
lie had been sporting with the wave
let (. aud waving with the sportlets for
some minutes. when be heSrd q belloE-
ing on siIure, and looked up and saw a
COW i4wing tile ground and running
hrr horns into his clothes. You know
hos the smell Of blood OF carrion will
cause the mildest- hammered COW 10 get
va W. c1A .u1 -" VIZ kteA1N e"e
below. Not that there was any caTrion
there. but the COW acted that way. She
may have got the smell Of . democrat
from his clothes. Anyway. she made
Monterey howl, and the large man In
the water dived down for some stones
10 throw At the COW. She had run
horn through leg Of his p~nts. and
was engaged In chewing his shirt when
. rock struck her on the rump, and she
started OF with those garments for the
blind asylum, where she evidently be-
longed. shaking her head TO get the pants
OF her horns and chewing the shirt as
though it was . bran mash.
The pious man rushed out Of the
water toward the COW and said: $50
boss, 30 bossl" but she took M look at
his shape and turned away, and didn't
90 boss very much. A war map OF the
thoughts Of this GAINESVILLE business
man, ss he saw the COW 60 away would
sell well II IL was illustrated with a pic
ture Of = native Zulu picking buchu
t..x.. n. ia M. 80. . n,o,s man
ana h.a .lx.v. ,,,.s ~ ls.a sin.rsn,
life. aud do the fair thing. but hereafter
he would be blank.d n be xouldp,t MI
every blanked COW he same across. The
only thiprs the cow left him were bis
hat, vest and shoes and stockings. He
nut them ON and started after the cow.
The vest was one of those rrandfuth-
er,s-clock vests that stoo short never
10 90 again-a .ort NJ em,yrant vest
that comes bigb. II was n long. Iinper-
| Inc. emotion vest. because charity be-
gins M home and covers n multitude Of
back nav into thu treasury. He tried
10 remember some of the commandments
10 repeat. hut tho only one be could call
| IN mind WINS ..Pul down tbv vest y,
His ewes swept the horizon To see II
ANYBODY was booking. and he could see
that the grounds around the ASYLUM
were alIve with mamie NJ both sexes
| He thanked heaven that. nv tbe in.cru-
table ways of Proyidence some people
were made blind-but his low nj the ca
lamity WINS mingled with SORROW When
be Thought that the teacher, Mt thu
asvlum war, endowed with the mos,
psrfsct eves,gbt A. tho cov naared
IN. ya,a N the orounds ha made one
| esor. IN ha "A her an .he ran nv
hin and Than ha at,emntaa N t.ta his
Mate, from ~. n,ct., a, h,s nan,s 10
Vim himself when hs realised again that
ho MA. indeed b-a,esootsd from nj. vest
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