The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1880-06-24
...z.s--. FANCIES FOB THE FAIR.
UrrHEssHD hid gloves must be in light
rhodor

BEADS in profusion are the ornaments
most in vogue.
JERSEYS continue to be the most popu.
lar London suits. ~
PARAso1s are cheaper in Europe than
on this side Of the water.
THERE is tendency to revive the sim
pie dresses of former days.
He told her to set her day, and she
Saturday for her Weddin's day.
I1srE thread gloves come in great va
riety; finer finished and cheaper than last
year. ,.,,o- a;s-x
SAYs French critic: 1 like girl be-
fore she gets womanish, and woman be-
fore she gets girlish.--
i AN Arkansaswoman is now living with
her fourteenth husband, and has only
worked one county.
FREcK1Es are not so bad. It is said
that one girl does not object to seeing
them on another girls face.
0BRIDALo dresses are made of white
satin, with round dots, and trimmed with
tulle and orange blossoms.
WE blame Inconsistency in woman, but
only when we are the victim. We find it
charming if we are the object.
WOMEN detest jealous man whom
they do not love, but it angers them when
man whom they do love is not jealous.
g, WHEN you talk to women you must
choose between lying and displeasing
them There is no middle course unless
you say nothing. -
| HEL1oTRoPE is the prominent color in
most elegant toilets, and shirring is the
noticeable trimming Of all light and semi
diaphanorls dresses.
WOMEN, who love are always afraid they
are not loved Women who are not
loved always fatter themselves that they
are loved.--Louis Des,aoyers.
Mrs. ScoTT-SDDoNs says that an
American servant will tie on her veil in q
natty, graceful way that an English
duchess knows nothing about.
WITH women marked irregular noses
signify more than talent with men; and,
except in cases Of few, beauty mus
always sacrifice something to genius.
Z, IT was Chicago woman who first in
vented the idea Of placing the canary
bird, stuffed with sawdust, in a place
cat would have to work two hours to
| A. WIFE no more believes in BUSINESS
WHICH btk6S LICE uuSUduO away AOn ACl
than manager believes In the sickness
of an actor, or a.publisher in that of
writer. ...,,f--ssE .zk
| LUCY HOOPER seems to take great
deal of comfort in saying that the EN-
press Eugene has lost her beauty. She
had some once, and that is more than
everybody can say. %
A New JERSEY woman was helped out
of lumber wagon at q funeral, and re-
volver in her pocket exploded and shot a
man in the leg, She said she came pre-
/ pared to meet tramps.
THE young lady at the seaside said
she had been to see the rollers. Her
mamma thought she meant the waves;
the young lady and the fellow who kept
the bowling alley did not.
h. WHAT gathering flowers in wood is to
children, that shopping in large towns is
to women. 70 wander from shop to shop,
| to compare, to choose, to appropriate
is like gathering flowers.
/ A PmADELPHIA servant girl who was
washing windows spattered some water
on pedestrian. She apologized, he
smiled, and in fourweeks they were mar
RED He turned out to be worth
THIS is the recherche. affair up in
Maine, according to the Rockland Cour
icr:: When Lewistown young man asks
girl if he may see her home, and she is
agreeable, the fair young creature shyly
responds: ft'You are right you may-ip
us your fuke.'"', r.a
JEANNE mother attempts to dissuade
her from marrying soldier of the line
with whom the girl is desperately in love.
ga war may come and cannon-ban may
take off his head, she tells her. 'tAh,
well! o widow at sixteen!" exclaims the
daughter. "What is more poetic?"
THE latest rage among young ladies is
to possess an old fashioned spinning
wheel for a parlor ornament. The desire
to possess an 9old-fashioned wash-board
and tub as kitchen ornament doesn't
rage much among young ladies. They
are about as handsome as the spinning
wheel, but they are not fashionable.
3a8i Famous Bad Spoilers.