Daily Republican., 1880-09-16
IA LITTLE NONSENSE /"
u an eross spray From the sea q
Faei Rnd Fs0cy.

Faet nn0 FAucYs
Isay, ma, exclaimed q little MINI
OF thirteeI, do you Know VIVA. Is the
pyrotechnieal remedy for Q crying in
fauti' g lodness gracious me, no!
never heard orsuoh q thing T VEL ,
ma, us rocket
So said q lady recently TO a mer'
chant, your pretty daughter has mar.
risd rich husbsndi WELL slowly
eplied the father 4 bslieve she has
married . rich mao, but l understand
he Is very poor husband
Light. minded young thing in q
bathing sui,-'6urely, Aunt Margaret
you're not going 70 wear you're spec
tacles in the water ? Aunt Mn
deed am. Nothing shall induce me
to take of another thing
'Osh,' said q love-sick Hibernian,
what a recreation 1t is TO be dying o.
Lowell 1t sets the heart aching 30 deli
cately there's no taking wink o.
Shape for the pleasure Of the pain
A DBcRSTLY. DRESSED WoRKMAE came
to photographers recently TO have
the portrait OF his wife taken. While
the operator was arranging the camera
the husband thought 1T to give some
advice 10 the companion Of his life con
eerniug her pose. think OF some
thing seIiouk," he said "or else you
will laugh and spoil it. Remember
that your father is In prison, and thai
your brother has had to compound With
his creditors and Try to imagine wha'
would have become Of you If had no
taken pity upon YOU"
Scene the rivers bank. Spectator
Q ,pcealed behind q tree watching an
Rlef-I've been watching that fellow
fishing for the last four hours, and he
hasn't even bite in that period. He
must lave the patience OF Jot!
Grandtathtr-'You are stnp!d, Char
lie; the dullest boy | ever saw. Charlie
You must not expect me to under
stand things as quickly asyou do
graz dfatheT, b,e,use you don't have
tue trou ble 10 get 'em through your
hir.'
The minister stopped a: a house last
week and sough. TO improve the time
ny giving an eight year old boy an in.
,tructive lesson on Morality. MY boy
said the minister, Il have lived forty
Ave years, and have never used tobse-
90 In any form, nor told lie, nor DISC
bsyed my parents, nor uttered al oath ,
nor played trpant, nor, 'Ginminy
crickets interrupted the lad, yer
amt had any fun at all, have ye
Tvs rs A NICE TINE or Mont for you
TO be coming in," said o mother to her
dau shter, who returned from walk
at ten o'clock. when was like you
continued she, "my mother would not
allow me out later than seven o'clock
"oh, you had q nice sort Of mother"
murmered the girl. 81 had, You Young
jade" said the mother, "a nicer moth
or than ever You had"
Madame X, who knows Guibollard,
begged him 10 procure for her q nav
femme. de -chambre to replaces her old
one, who had become altogether too lazy.
The next day the protege Of GutbollSrd
presented herself. "Ars you active 7"
asked Madame X. "Active Madame
can Judge for herself. have left my
last placs for having chased my mis-
tress down two flights Of stairs I"
"My daughter, never tell any one
your private affairs" said mother in
sending her daughter away on her first
journey. "Monsisur, q third class
ticket, II you please" said the daugh.
ter at the ticket Office. ''For where -
asked the smploye. lis that any Of your
business I" answered Msdemoiaells in
remembering her mothers
'You must not play with that little
gill, my dear said an ipjudicious pa
rent. But, ma, like her she 10 4
good little ghl and | am sure she
dresses as pretty as do, and she has
lots of toys Il cannot help that, my
DEAR replied the foolish mother 'her
father ia shoemaker But | don't
play with her father ; play with her
she Amt q shoemaker