, 1880-05-22
THE GOOD DOCTOR.
How lie Got Evcn with surprise
Party


How lie Got Evon witt, n surprise
Party.
Nstv Turk Stun.
Surprise parties Qaye been much less fro
quH'lt this seAson than lu former yenrs.
This Will doubtless bo Interpreted by OBJ
tEinIsts as IN evidence that the world is
growing better, and that wicked men md
women nre growing CONVINCED t1int surprise
parties are Il form Of crime which nslniits Of
ITO pa,1intfOn, and are, therefore, deyothE
themselves TO burglary poisoning AMI other
lesser hnd more excnsa1lo otfenses This Is
pleasant view Of the cnse, but 1t Is uf,s,,r-
ported by my evidence. Tho tr,tl, undoabt-
ettly ts, that tho means OF defense agutnst
surprise parties have Of late years so greatly
lnerSasea a. r. Ieder a bIt ts e9sst
Willing household .whgro they luny BE- wcI-
coined with llospitnbte buckets to bnlllng or
lce-c0la baths Of the various methods
Ut defense M @ IT, to which reference Las beel!
tliu ulost rccent and ,eitective IS tho plan Of
battsSy. rhstsas tsica n aa ~ Oil 'dH siiiaso
soo S5 G se9 agS 3 * s s suEsiS nEsis q sex a H
Ills upper Ninttow snrlriso party, headed
tile front yard. Tho Justice Of tho, peaco
sao ss5s4 eay s a2GySe Sss ' and 5fbSsy bs5yxc SS se t2
to such frIgiitfui writhinss that lis colnpan.
ant houyeloller turned otf Tho battcry tip
osastsa ussas ato dfSsa Fo o sf ffo{ fsf staps
'haye frozen, to dealt! had not his Intended
victim nobly lot the dog loose to bita h!nl
nRturo have all untioubtcd tuntlcnry to deter
nil nlt exceptionally reckless psrsuns from
committing surprise parties, mud nbun!ant1y.
acso!lnt for the decrcase OF that surioty OF
Thgro Inns bcen, however. m attempt, at n
surprise purity. III sheboygnn ills wtnter,
which is worth mentlon,lsE for tho ahle md
ssnecosstul manner in which twas conbated.
sf 1 rtssS stssa oysa With tS s e. aS Sysf51a 5 wS %s
aeclns to lave boon sl,lEnlnrly bold ai,l I'll
terprla!nE man. As usual, tho aggtessnrs
unite their nppearalice at nbout lo:$o III the
%sre II bs. ' Tert Tic ' Wsrs to- less I thai M thlrty
criminals #, THO Dai,d, sonls Of them b!einK
old and hardened Offenders, and othors bcfng
Young mel, md w9plel. 1llst entering nppIN
Ssss'f Ssss fesssa ste s a I wssoaa s %11
IL IL Mhie t'i trsW wv than, M A1'ilsi I'll lieir 'saa saa
h0fs a, w"s e 9SG Sosoy ase % %ats ss' & ssoHss ss
parllaps with q recollection .of Gov. Ssy-
lnullr's fnEn0tla 8pcncl to tho New York sllf-
riss.pafts Sfruants 4Hsng tho dr@ft ex.
might have contracted typh6l.!.luver By
ass'ne staq 2sa! s e 9SSn ,SS tEsn, H2s a
a!t9uE y t9s dayte y e sSMeEas ,,St %S
10 pass within .ruacl ot, II ut ngl,t atld that
lte could not, bear to th!Mk tliat IFS frleii!ls
Should laye iMcnrrcd any risk u llealth BY
fsf aHb,s ,sS i ea ha Et aathsu tS t &
lily fears. al.d retysod TO be liz tho lSast d.,
hume by scattering cakgerumes Oh tho cur.
showed That fhey wholly .ilsbulloye!l ln any
brought out wine they accoptel Il .gialiy,
na neat s!u rsairst ST to Ss IFak Tx Til @ Kss o VII We 10
ah0w tlioIr hearty od-fclloWsllfp..
Five minutes later . stramge. silance foil
simultaneously UPON ti,e assen'olags. str9ng
re'nnrked ,tflat II was very late, asld That
they must Immediately 10 home. The
good phyxcfall sall lle was atrAll'tha some
s.. s yss ssa sSps s h9 : sss Is 81 s S seMs5
S%in;e VII; but lily a'I dselined in ,auol hasts,
aaii Gegan tooklng for tlelr hats III . hurled
ind .preoccupted lnanncI. One ltnli rushed
suddenly to te oof nl'd ya'stl"d wtl'os. .h
;inYadura beRan 4 pantc stricken retrcat. In
yatn did the physician urga ttun to stay ami
have DANCE. III vain Aid no press more
X!ps ap,n them. a,d cfe1 g hase so!5Ie itiso
walt i lIltlo longer. They lied, Without wait-
lux to sny Kuo4 night, aid liz the Doctor ant
ltt9 wlfe stood snlling'y ut tho front door
strange a1ue aWful sounds came through tho
,dnrkness Of The night, mud the fence d. tbs
oppostt side Of tho >yoa4 seemed to DO hung
With ttmp and nKoMtzcu criminals.
Tlls next day tug physician ,yus sent for by
twenty-sbyen Of he thirty naruudels, who
Informed him tlat they lad bcGu tAk1Ia very
i! from tho elect Of gawe5-gas and were oil
tho brink of typhotA-ferer. liz SOON cured
every usle OF them, and thus Iaid the fullndu-
finn nf whit ufllni9ea In hs n tar1G mid aIc.