Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1880-05-20
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times day.
The Oil City Derrick says: "a man vii
complain OF his wiie's extravaganza, ant
yet treat crowd to dollars worth o
cigars without murmur."
A daughter of Chief Justice Strong wa
married in Washington recently to Mr.
Sade, Of New York. The wedding was {
plain and unostentatious one.
A brother of Gen. Burnside has JUS
commenced his thirteenth year Of service
with the Indianapolis and Vincennes road
on which he is passenger conductor.
| Rev. ]. Roy, of the French Episcopa
church, Montreal, was pelted with rotten
eggs recently by some boys while preach
ing one Of a course Of controversial SER
mons.
A Swede is making the rounds of Eu'
rope in a car drawn by three Irish dogs,
and he hopes to complete his tour by Ber'
lin, Paris, Vienna, Italy and England in
six weeks.
A householder in Troy, in filing up his
census schedule, under the column,
"where born," described one OF his
children, "born in the parlor," and the
other "up stairs"
Boston's public libraries contain over
1000 900 volumes. The Herald of that
city says the supply of French novels is
immense and dangerous. The young are
precariously fond Of them.
Generals Grant and Sheridan will at
tend the Wisconsin soldiers' reunion at
Nilwsuioe IN lime stb remaining there
during tbe OH and 10Th. Gen. C,rsnt will
he occomnanipd bv his family.
Choros nrdIor Worror cows that str.
h",,ea d puI VIZ ooIlo"o 0t";do ,I"v 9' "
tortLooIS o.I ,o% II tHSt tLor attonJ str;ctI, 70
"biz," and keep their nirtations up even,
there is very little time LETT.
William T. Gladstone goos in brt his
son Herbert stavs ont of fbe next narlia.
mppt @ Here Is one how at least who
can't keen nm with his dad Generally
fhov manage Somehow IN get ahead Of tbe
'old gent.
IL is supposed to have been written to sa-
tirize Cromwell. In colonial times it was
PLAYED by British bands in this country,
and, by means of doggerel verses. was
turned into a medium of ridicule of the
Americans.
As soon nc tbe hon shovs Sims of being
hroodv which Won will observe Inv her re-
maining a long time on the nest. and
sometimes Inv clnckin0. then is the time
10 see that Won have everything in readi-
moss to nlace her where Won wish her TO re.
main.
A gentleman, learned in the origin of
social customs. was asked the origin of
an old shoe after newly.mar-
ried couple. as they started on their trip.
Said he, "To indicate that the chances of
happiness in matrimony are very slippery"
,to. ,,,lao,l, elevated ~. Tho
y| s.oi,utoJr suu t,ool, oaiIod rnnu n
T Fifb V,m aHoruo 'G"r" iamSo and and was i assrpod
,i.m ,1 I'eiuo t eo uI,s LIZ, %nu rr"toJ ma b,,
he sciatica % ~ The gilded yonth Exclaimed
..Thoso Italian folIowsi They are always
,att;ng ahead of mo 7"
o'''s '','N'''' "
In making new orchard, says irult
grower, systematlze matters by ysettlngyour
apple, trees SO that your summer apples
TilI be together, then your, tall apples,
.htn l.I your winter apPIeS, nnu 10 on' ~
oe ihucl e"S.Ii " sSonIi I III ip1im, IIu I
WI hUI 'e eoti'Pc''7" " maui All o''' '''o
'rcnaru'
An honest lgnoramus, who mad escaped
great peril by an act ot herolsm, was
much complimented for ms bravery Ohc
ady saiq, ~ wish could pave seen your
ocrcd m and fnSiIy rointinn 10 his ncdal
ho aid "WeIl there thev
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Much trouble saSTo- s,, 70 you sye tnaV
pLlnR over tuete' s"io Wi IgV''t. ti,orl n
,N:.i,s"s rns, 10 ,hat ord ~ e nnor Lnro
u thnt U ,"E farunoro rn%s boesos "" abont hero
~ Iuu! LnG luIIiens Hossua ~ ,, "Touo T nI1o
rod. The shoes lust grow on their feet
at'rally."
breeder of plvmouth Rocks. noticing
70 complaint of 50 many shades of color
those fowls saws the f,ue Way to keen
lem of uniform color is 10 have the cocks
% or three shades lightpr in color than
10 hens. and both Of medium shade bear
20 in mind that the Zen is naturally
lrker than the cock.
"0uida." it is said, was once engaged
Florentine marquis, but broke off the
lgagement on account of her discovery
an intrigue between her intended hus-
md and a fashionable married lady. In
dents relating to the affair furnished the
lthoress material for some passages in
lie of her novels.
The following letter from young man
as lately addressed to Judge of probate.
Sir-My father departed this life not
NO hence. leaving a wife and FIVE
orpions, He died detested, and his
tate is likely TO prove dissolvent. Twas
Fl expcutioner. and being that Won were
ode of reprobates. apply to YOU for
tiers of condemnation,
-, = NJ
ork a vonn1 man who was slowly re-
yering from n stroke of paralysis. and
mid move about only with the assistance
crntches received and accented an in
tat;on 70 bc nresent The vounp ladies
.osent fIled his Worder of dances" with
eir names each one sitting with him
rouph the dance she had selected,
Two American inventors working upon
herent plans are endeavoring to perfect
struments oy wh,cn IL VIII oe possible 70
ew !,V persons az a distance as p We now now SPEAK
llh them ~ teiepn4he. potn cialnl InaV
is is possible, ana tney nave only now 70
scoVer means whereby tnelr wo1uerlul
ventlons may DO maze durable ana prac-
ally useiul.
The New York Herald asks Mr.. Edison
invent a new kind Of theatre chair,