, 1880-07-11
SOCIETY TOPICS.

! Friday. July 3u, at NO. :sD Norm La nalIe
SOCIETY TOPICS.
How to stop man from talking-Cut his
said Off.
Railway Passenger Duty-To keep ones
scat till the train stops. >
+ A celebrated German chemist to whom was
addressed the question, "Wlat is 1nan?'
promptly replied, - pinch Of phosphorus
and bucketful of water"
Doctor x is as bad 4 hunter as he Is ply
sfcian, but this does not prevent him regu-
larly as the hunting season comes round
from spending fortnight in the fields with
his dog and gun. land that's the only
period of the year when he doesn't kill any.
thing" said one Of his colleagues. kindly.
DR.. Robert Hunter, Of this city, clpims that
Of 6tj3 cases OF throat and lung disease treat
ell by inhalation only thirteen died, w::lle
2,5o3 deaths occurred in the same time
under the usual treatment.
It is said that the girls adore the present
style Of feminine apparel Derby hats and
nobby jackets It makes them so boy-ant.
Too suggestiye-An engraver recently
made this mistake: "Mr. and Mrs. - re-
quest your presents at the marriage OF their
daughter
The pretttest caps for little girls are made
Of bands of tucked muslin alternating with
rows of fine insertion, finished on the edge
with full plating Ut lace.
Ladies are charmed with the beautiful
hats and bonncts trimmed SO artisticaily and
with such exquisite taste iu white lnull and
light fabrics at HagedOlls, ~ u1ld "A Madison.
These hot days witness lnts Of picnic par
ties departing for some shady grove to enjoy
the welcome pure country ulr.
To enjoy cool and refreshing picnic we
advocate HemmricI1's Park, Washington
Heights, on the Rock Island Railroad.
How to &c: Seat at Theatre Aatine6e
gentleman ito lady,: :" l fear there viii
be a rush and we slant get in.'' Lady
are very few matin5es where have eyer
failed to get in, with perseverance and-this
Those small additions to the natural hair
which were originated by Fctherly, 1s9 Wa
bash avenue, are simply brushed In with
ladies' own hair, aud conceal beyond detec-
ton thin hair, bare temples; unsightly part
ings, etc..
A young lady who had been married q
little orer q year wrote to her nlatter-of-font
little cottage Ill the world, ornamented with
the most cllurlning little crespers you ever
saw" The old man read the letter and ex-
claimed: Twins, by jovel"
a rev genuine tlsner fefr1seraIOfS &C re-
duced prices to close the season; the kadzic
filter. Hatch Il Breeze, so State street.
Reckless infant-A little Bit of girl want
ed more butterel toast, till she was told too
much would make her i'll. Looking wist- !
fully at the plate Ior no moment, ,; she thought
claimed: "Well, give me annuzer piece and
scnu for fhe DOCTOR"
The special summer courses at q. B. Bry-
ants Chicago Business College do good work.
The classes are filling ZIP rapidly.
japanese and Turkish designs, showing
the moons, fans, fishes, and dragons pec,,liaf
to these styles, are seen this season III lawns
and d'percales as we'll rs in'tha foulard silks.
The new foulard silks have border which
is used US trimming. The foulards Of this
styles in which they were made are already
obsolete.
The wide strings now worn on all bonnets
are drawn throug gt the brails on the top of
the crown, and are then brought down to the
edge Of the briln and held by :. pretty orna-
lnent
..u Furnish for hot weather with Rattan ant,
Rustic furniture from Wirts l. Schollc's, - -
Wabash avenue.
As a rule, the flower Of the family does
nothing toward providing the daily bread.
Question for musical marines--It is wanted
to know. If a sea captain ever becomes e
major.
THE Bernhardt wave never requires crimp-
ing. Only to be found at Burhhain's, Il State.
An Irish lover remarked that 1t is great
pleasure to be alone" especially wlin yer
sweetheart is will ye."
II suppose you are interested in Gems of
Thought Matilda ?" les, Angelina; but
not So much as in thoughts ON geias.'
Chicago stereoscopic views, as seen from
top OF Watel~Works. Lovejoy, IS State-st.
Circumstances alter cases, particularly re-
duced circumstances.
The only reason men don't follow the plow
Is because the ploW isn't 4 woman.
A veteran shopfecper says that although
his clerks. are very lalkatiye during tile day,
they are always ready to shut up at night
Old laoc' curtains beautifully laundried at
French Laundry, sos Wabash avenue.
Goods marked down-fcathers..
Only question Of time-asking the hour.
The baker always has his hour Of knead.
Lawyers are seldom consulted in regard to
the ladies' suits.
Fair society fayorites, make yourselves still
more fascinating by 4 visit to Sca's this week,
where wealth Of rich novelties for Scu-sitlc
wear, can be found ut prices surprising in
their cheap surprisingness.