The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1880-07-17
VARIETY.

4corresponden writes 20 know how TO raise
W First put -0uT bread in th oven, then
de IRE unC with ce- : kerosene.
~ never have ~1Ic tr--T' bout raising
1a, nor need to uIaAs .-.JL-- IiRies on the
[eet.
Colorado girl, only eighteen years old took
|<re Of her family and farm, she now manages
nother and her brothers, and also her SIS
=, her cousins and her ranch.
The man who kant talk with you ten minutes
|an ordinary business subject, without express
xreat anxiety about yure sole, needs the very
>1et kind of watching.
When a boy falls and peels the skin off his
y the first thing he does is to get up and yell.
ben a gIrl falls and hurts herself badly the
y hing she does is to to get up and look at her
The true past departs not no truth or good
y realized by man ever dies, or can die but
IL still here and, recognized or not, lives and
<kD through endless changes
|s Is q CSran man who, knowing that his neigh
Expects company, will get out a garden-hOse
4 create a mud-puddle where his neIghbOr's
ID will be sure to find it,
The average tramp is n pedestrian and has
J record.
|,asy to Iose-a fortune, and a button off your
cday pants.
A mustard plaster will not dIaw as well as
s<<y young lady waiter IN an ice cream saloon.
che fisherman is sure of a bite if he takes
,ch with him.-Ex. Yes, and he is sure of
ID EEL if he takes enough with him.
in our opinion, would make the ave-
% tramp so mad as to squander five cents for
= where a free lunch counter is IN full blast,
4 expecs to have his dinner thrown in, but
d that the hungry customers before him have
Ecn oil the lunch
a little six-year-old city boy went into the
zntry visiting. While eating bowl of bread
a milk, he smacked his lips and said '' Ma,
A. bur milkman would keep cow"
4 correspondent asks: '' How long can bot
cider be kept?" That depends upon cir
nstances. Ii you put it in safe, lock 1t up
ding the key into the river, you can keep 1t
some time, but you won't get much fun out
t. don't see how there ever came to be so
~ words i'm the world =" exclaimed girl
q was studying her spelling lesson. 90 Well,
y said her brother, "a they come th rough
b nuarrelIing. You know, one word always
|DRs on another"
Nhat did the ocean wave?
4 Deer garden is among the spring openings.
Ene home streteh-putring down the scant
)ns on the fy-a bird when you disturb her
lke nest
)ocroR (examining);-. The action of the
"a is not good; It beats twice as fast rs 1t
Ion OF ERN:-" Begorrah An it isn't the
<in' Of me heart you're eountin'-its the
mi Of me watch J"
\ Danbury lad has swallowed a Yale lock key.
Il the question is, has he Yale lock on his
Recorder. No. a paddock
r-pad, you know
|te correspondent who speaks Of lady speak |
IL a trance on an ocean steamship as trans |
Intic affair, is informed that it IL only medi- |
nke.
Fhy is il that showmen 60 to the expense oil
1lna 20 Africa for zebras II they would buy /
|uie they would get zebrays and all CfHclH-
/ SATURDAY. Night That won't go, neighbor
IN not-Ke0kHk Consultation. Now for
y nrlaugh-
Il nanticipation Of the next baseball season, It
IN to remember that molasses and cobweo
aDusidered good for bruised hnger. Ihey
el,o enable a nan TO catch hy every tune.
Il Y. Mail. And molasses, after it has been
u from the store, is good for - home run
y the jug, you know
sYhere do all the pins go to, indeed - howl
y nior Ally, as he jerked his hand from about
rsseethearJ's waist. - A good many of them
Ito nv hand at odd times. There ought to
law against women making pin cushions OF
h waists" So say we all of Us.
5me love verses in Bdllou'S Magazine entitled
&e Dawn Of Love, " begin {" A newness, a
<tness, a tender emotion and so forth. We
d no fault to find with s'sweetness' or a
nder EMOTION but we beg respectfully to
rest that u ''newness' generally is misapplied
y nine cases out of ten the dawn Of love- is
a fresh working of the same old racket