The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-12-07
EXCHANGE ssrRrlILATIuNs.


ter go s~sy.--Denyer Great West.
We are III favor 8, back pay--so Ear
as il relates to delinquent newspaper
s'stssus.--Boonviilc Enquirer.
One hair in the hash will cause
more hard fueliug than seven notices
en- the wall can oyercome.--Sunday
TMsos.
ll's hard 10 find the old LADY who
won't say she was the 6est locking
Esvs ia her neighborhood when she
was yourg.-esRts journal.
We never yet knew Of church so
honest that its members dare leave
umbrellas in the hall.--Dcnver Great
Wet
Whst eject the defeat Of Turkey in
fills country Thursday will have on
the Dulcignoqncstion remains to be
secn.--State' Jontpal.
A Tennessee man married Miss Ida
Lot.a a few days since. II he lircd
in Kentucky, Judge Dulansy would
hsss bin indicted for dealing in a
l.otta-ry.-Louisvillc Argus.
"What is a gentleman" queries o
newspaper. A gcnskmap is man
who pays his subscription Ser his
ec~aty paper in advance and thinks
he gets the entire worth Of his money.
--Glssgow Times.
Undertaken Hopkins, Of Denver, is
the man who got mad and ordered his
paper discontinued because it caution
cd children. against eating wilted
traits. aad rfns shortened his profits.
Denver Great West.
A poet began his song: Il feel a
poeM in ny hart tonight. still
thing growing" The remaining
liaes indirztc that it was lobster
salad he felt, and it was not in his
heart, charlottesville Argus.
The cold wave which the telegraph
reported as coming this way has
reached Glasgow A yesng man re-
ports having seen il few nights ago,
when an old gentlemen, with pretty
tiaaghter, moiioned in the direction Of
the door. --Glasgow Times.
Whenever you boar married VIC
man in company say, "Well, my hus-
hand and have been married good
many years, b t we have never had a
cross word between us" you can set
her down for q Joe Mulhattau.--
+ State JoarAal.
Meacham, Of the South Kentuckian,
says the only thing worse than going
to bed these cold nights is getting mp
in the morning. A citizen whs has
no bed to go to would most likely de.
hale the proposition with ki,a.-Hen-
derson Reporter.
The editor of the Evansville Argus
go. married few weeks since, and
fse las. number OF his paper says:
New night robes have full lishob
sleeves, shirred at the wrist and edged
with lace, and small shoulder capes
similarly trimmed. Louisville Ar
gus.
In cave near Silver Cliff, Col,
two bars of gold worth $500 have re-
Gently been found. The finder will
please express them to this Office and
receive our thanks. We inadvertent.
ly left them there when we hurriedly
lett Colorado last summer in order to
reach home in time to prevent being
named for Vice President on the Neal
Dow ticket.--Argus.
SIS dancing healthy4" asks read
er Of tho Argus. In the long ago,
when our arm was about a fair ones
waist, her hand in ours. and fairy
cheek lightly resting on our shoulder,
while stray curl fitted occasionally
across our alabaster brow, as we in
unison swept down the ball room, we
never felt better in our life. Dancing
is healtby.--Louisville Argus.
Bob Ingersoll says he sees happy
future. He means for the country,
and does not allude to that dread fu-
tnrs which, like a tiger in an East
Indian jungle, is crouched ready to
spring upon him the moment he
passes ihsportals Of the tomb, and
bear him 10 region where overcoats
are useless and ear.muffs are never
worn. Breckenridge News.
Two or three nights during the
past week there were heavy frosts.
Early vegetables and tender plants
suffered much; delicate blossoms,
such as gate lingcrers, and porch ten
drill twiners. in fact all heritage OF tho
lip-tickIe or two-lip species. dropped
and shrank in its proportion, and
most OF it,. when it could not be taken
in doors. was lost entirely.--Snnday
Times
A writer says every man should, If
he desires to be happy and healthy,
take clean conscience to bed every
night That's very wholesome, 30
far as goes, but isn't explicit enough.
The clean conscience, in this kind Of
weather, ought to be wrapped up in a
hundred or so pounds OF warm footed
femlnini,y. Then it is the angels
hover around with dreams Of buck
wheat cakes and tree molasses, and a
man feels like barrel of new New
Orleans sugar.-Glasgow Times.
YESTERDAY was the day appointed by
the Louisville Argus for the marriage
of Maj. Frank Bristow, Of the Elkton
(Ky.) Register, to Miss Susan b.
Anthony, lady Of Worldwide fame.
If the old maid didn't roost too high
tho Major got there. If she didn't
and be did. he is to be pitied. The
idea of man who has enjoyed the
sweets Of single blessedness for nigh
sixty years rushing into such part
nershlp in too horrible tothipk Of. II