The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-05-18

tc0ng tSD NV Us All sssAr'e'
-rh~Gr organ compares it, hmm to
. cyclone. L~ais Times.
All! yes. a heap Of biow.
-Ther~ are no suctionesrs in Italy
" y. Grop1ie.
That. Why the b,x sound men -ins in Up
era instead.
Who are Odd Fellow, -Sy."r, and
Rue.
Fishermen are rod fellows.
-Balbo., the Italian murderer in the
Tombs, has hal offers Of s. Tor his hair
from lady adm,rem.-N. f.San.
Those are not the only locks he would
like to hsse removed at the same rate.
II shall BE- careful in again visiting
Csnada. 1oW is's letter.
Maybe that's because there 10 new law
which provides for the slaughter Of all
hogs ~ soon ~ they cro~ the border.
Young authors have more frequently
TO dvell in as,'cs than anywhere slse.-Dr.
Jo&asoR-
That's fos the ues~on that 80 iew If them
ere able to live ON their Grit story.
-Philsdelphia has thrown . lawyer
over the bar for having kept money he
collected for client.-L<yai Tins.
Abe aud Doc" threw q man over the
bsr lsst night and he hadn', been collect
ing anv money OF keeping any. either. In
fact. he didn't .eem tn have ever hsd any,
and that's what they fred him Tor. after be
..ad called for sure strictly genuine Ander-
son and an imported torch.
Ralph Waldo Emerson ke~,n two
cows AMI milks th. m himself Some Of
his brightest thoughts have come Ia him
while being kicked half way scross the
static. -Detroa Free Pres.
And probably some Of his mos. forciole
and powerfully expsersrd ones.
Miss Z,zel, in Baruum's circus. eets
shot out o, cannon BridwPo't Nn'iard-
We had something abou, Miss z gel last
week, but il may be considered proper to
remark on this brigh, Sabbath morn that
most people get "shot' out Of bottle.
"A voman's idea OF recklessaess 10 croe-
ing field in which . Gov il feeding Bos-
ton Post.
A mans idea OF recklessness il in meet
ing the woman a. che soes "skitsins''
across that came field.
Docs death end ali ?-7ahsase's semon.
So far a We know. il does. At least, j,
puts a grateful end To fellow Who tries to
borrow money, and Ne are thankful fos
even small fsvors.
After al, honest politics il . noble
pursuit. WAes'ing Lauder.
Yes, 20 il il. but then il IL differently
pursued in different localities. The differ
snce between q republican convensios in
Georgia and Philadelphia ward cancua
IL, that in the former the delegates shumE
> each Others heads with bottles. while ia.
the latter they shy spi'sooos about.
An infant ia the prince Of humanity.
AT anita Constitution.
Bound in more rocker, 20 to speak.
A new broom sweeps clssn.-Rome
!.ntine'.
And an old chimney sweeps unclesn.
-"E P:wribxs Usioa." ita . great and
eloPious motto waskisyton Capital.
That's what the gambler called his grub
; stake, oscanse il VA won out Of money.
Where should . boy be spanked?-
Dstrof Free Press.
IDand on the baaement.
"A new song il entitled, "Ansels shis.
per sofa and low. "-Masie- 1Fud< Rsrie~.
Poaaibly the title was suggessed By the
remarks Of = man Who hsd just come ou'
IL sesnce With . scoldiss wife.
! -COurtney hes invented Q race boat On
an entirely nev principle, which he will in
troduce to defeat Hanlan. GIoAs- Dens-
c,uf
Does the ssw work ausoaaiicslly, o.
how?
An editor Wh0 has been married sboul
Two weeks frankly admits that "wonsn Il
not 20 bad after sll."-Syaesss Herald.
Give HIM time. man; give him time.
-Thes suit for maiden's hand II broush,
in the court Of come an please. MwatAon
hdeposdnf.
Bot when the old MAJ osden the plain
tifi out, il il Sir, quit court"
Il IA A. a
whom be 10 dressing. he 10 apt to BAY naush.
y vords.-Ner York Maii
And his cholef rises.
1T will cost our cisiseus, siuce the new
ordinance. too dollsrs 10 keep dog here
alter Brookiyn Eagle.
What need vill they have to Keep dog
hereafter.
Patti, Il seems, refuses tn enter society
and has IN aversion to convessasion.-DFa-
mstie New.
Oh. Why will you shut yourself up and
be an oyster, Patti?
"A Hindoo Who - recently exhibiting
his kill in Swallowing asvord met with Q
fatal mishsP Mar York Herald.
Did he sever his jneRler vein?
-Psds seem to b oil the fashion now
DVAitsAah Times.
The best pad - know Of for The ssom-
sch, 10 . pair Of good bsekvheat cakes
cell saturated With maple syrup.
There has been . eoavsotioa al The
pump men in this cisy.-Csesslsnd Leadr.
C,s u Be that The reporters have been
holding meeting on the ally?
"A Broadway 6rm sdvessisss: "Asti-
6sial dover boy santed"-Pek.
This seems TO be another triuoph Of
modern science.
Mr. sipp 10 usmbsr Of our iesisls.
turs.-Rsea<Ar E.Yrea
How did be vasder 20 far from Mn.