Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1880-01-16
sarcastic Criticism.

.aughter.) Sometimes it is thrown out
in favor Of temperance, sometimes in be
half Of the late war, sometimes in support
1fmI1Yus Multicanus, sometimes in favor
6f a monument to somebody, sometimes
for one thing and snmetimes- -fsE-sReshsF.
but always the same agonlzing howl, and
alsass baRiIi if8EnG sespeetfally define,
for iifsit Speech ddahhse be answered I
liaght d RelliBg askea TO reply 10 a steam
whistle 6lriaeses gong OF d Bad sineIl.
4 6aa laHehtef and cries Of, @That's so') }
l4BfnR samaeF ent6n cary might BE
used TO iggiWsii q pHq696gssioh t6 Get asa fire
saiiar1f IT IL q fog i6rn, AdghteT1 but he al
7~aaHyis ~aaHyiss r9emiihhds 9iihhds NE Of story, told by the
late SSdnest Smith, Who said that iazfarlmii-
gf could always laf teII the number Of the
coming Iittef BY counting the teats pro
yiided by q Kind hafnte for me approach
ihs fafaiiysof swine. Il g The witty Sydney
said that there were generally teat for
each pig. But sometimes through an &C.
centricitY OF nature, one pig more appear
ed than had been provided for, in !, this
case the RQ9rT little PAggie wen 10 nghlltllpg
ron test to fest sd5IiFep ri 0f BY the lawful ll
ppssess9F, until 9Tcedi bY hunger T and des7
il you'd, AZ last, seize 4 on the
eapd f s1pendqge Of the in i9]dlitfs5Fept lt moth
eE ard then suck and ssueal, and ID ssqUeal
qRd Fusks gRtil ER III exhausted x AHtHEg found re
Bsfin death in fthisqE9y Samuel Fen
hsa eOPs int9i this cruel world
sigRsfand eefi course, without
heihas gone fighting sfOna
ttoQpEtBa until sGt9last, he
I6 tailj end sqfztAelH6ld,
i@d, hharbJ he jsquBalsl
llEsR sadiI squealsg sshtip
lsh&ll. Femoye him to
Tw0rfd
SaaK6r8 hey Qhote
msg5timsb NE since, that
reEo Designed dfsiiggIp pIePdeI for any
IF owes his hlisI gexilsstenleee & tqi
Pneti eft q his acGia3eEngffEl ii3 eEgf
pd T9hstsysrs he uiSl he
ythsi govegSig9J pOBsE 9t
ana nurture, rEvol9tiq9e
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0 a9Qod edt % gHibToo9a
E4sB1hg.4FBs stsa9J&5 of 4
Aihala iaxalnsBofo peace, and
lJAandlhR Rtsssgo g6ia military
stiisHhas bgRE9oag oBs4be mad
II dsalaHsa a4gEoueG 6SS
%eHs q6at {55t SHY 3&8 89keh Il 4 til the
aaAeu5f5H IN n19tR e fRa9tpihdBifeahi
nthe ieoSsid5tAkts4 Bem6dhraaftii65 ha Ii
4RR9. wffttsii BY TIE finger 81
iearSs II aif honest msR Every
Bise n1ggahnfFIesss n1ggahn nfFRs Haad u iait6heff d.
eaAidhP R6sstef q & greatt i5o po-
Sataliy pfohe Is "a 2dsstr1cfioh?
b9B6efstii5J 9iRoauEFnsats at OF f'th The hRs
81 alarm against It, while
.ISsEqFFs,aq .YISsEqFFss, an 9EFisR55 the ! Ia lqnd sgTe
al s.iroeeshton,s tsacctjo3 an an .iTTfa-
,&fsfHSI & IaEiffl2pI aEif III 33P9e fGtHPe 4B ssHattfsi
@d fuleld9l ,S3 ,eFlnlen,. gRR00 gR0 tIPeynsf see
1T {, part, that, has 80 dFetemeptlyg fae5
445IpF9ydu l5IF An {sgqi6ElR5 military gi Ats FPyfT9i
9s5Rtf s5t az stt thH S99tb caAl9t commit sqf9
desPStiee acts as thlS HndiefFf diffr The feignPeft
foEPFs IF lqqK and lhYe2y Even the, i4aig7
na9ts oNsEl rKYar KYqarki kfi9R 9R39rAa FqystF9ly ''ithRt
n9tIEhiiPPggs ike fthss RF9F9laHatiqn made
By ,,AMIssjoE General tGhapbsElfaiiR,iir Of che
Maine ,Enlili%aI has gFsp before been seen jP
American Fnl}sGlPsp P9IiticstII sARd)the GqBpmeSc6ql
aPtlY BP6ss bF demRpdiRgidtO skpOwb by
wHgQse fault this most leytpaOrdipary eou-
ditiQal has bae9o braught s6Oht? Whose
but the party, the WOnEd represents! For
the first time iRlthey history nfhhg country
we see q, RePnhlieaa State, in Saime Of pro-
found peace, without legal shead, iall9 Its
machinery aisl0dgsd, aBdl'itsaffGifs in an
i9ehOatey dzngerousieonditioh Fhef spec
tsclsEis one that cannot be- too deeply de-
plorsdyCfor t'ds,Obe that must bring the
blnshtoi thelfaos Of every American Who
has been PFedd26I hfs country, its Gehsti-
tdtioh sAd instftati6hs.H EAogrea6 STATE is
without legali bead and al soldier takes
eommaha to preserve public propgrty the
eiellI 1aGthOrities can mo- longer protect!
TIE easSl Shows TIE world that 2 tie Moth
AriGri5ah Republic }nay Yet be The Scene
pf'tiG SAME strdggies that k9retOfot ote hay have
b59H e6Hfb9d t64R6 petty pe5ttttii republics Of The
S6dthi i The ft fttsSdp6nsibiiity Tor this dis
grace W. grg d9Btgd to the party st that has
inspired 'eFefy affe99oclotiooh 'thce. American
people have beer, PlaPged i'm fiPl17thPe party,
qf fraud and G0FFupti0nHTINhjich IN brought
the ciyil war and allifs horrors upon, !Vs :
What ,erime agaipQ:st. the basis Of alliRez
pqhlHefRiisSm, qhlH has net that party Gommlttedi
The Maine 7! .inl optrags islsimply the cRlminar
tiQn En.!Q7ts Qf DsmI0qratiq misdesdskEl lIAe5ihaye
been shqRefqllX cheated, an6the Eusionists
viii new have, to back, .shuaFely down .'OT
qontFiPge 2 soldier atithe headiO6 the Gov
e7rRment,lassli niIl 30 Itoa "il - n 4Ef
EB; fEE POOR ifsRRt16 4Sehhtattotr iTit5G TooGrl
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