The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-05-13
PENNsYLYANIA pEIrsa.
Brssr FUN Pit scAwerrelDrenner.

Schliheltown, April der 29;, ~
Mr.. DRooKER-Es is exactly We ich
suspect hob--de Bevyy is druf GUS mich
tzu rula, un mich Compella de Repubi-
can party tzu ferlussa un de DemoCrawta
ioina. We iCh my fedder un dinda
griCk'd hob for n breef shreiva hut go
sich uf der grose shuCkle shtool ghuckd
un hut widder amohl aw g'fonga. "Pit,"
secht SO, Itch will now wissa wass du
i'm sin husht-ob du nj g@ wild for de
DeroCrawta, odder eb du i'm sin husht
olsfort denna Republicans noch lawfa un
helfa era dreckiche arwet shafa, un uf
seller W@5 nix ferdeeds as yusht so feel
fun Kitzelderfer 81 whisky os sa der
gevva."
"Bevvy hob ich g'sawt," . is now net
derw@rt os du proweersht mich tzu rula
Des y in freies lond, un n mon con du
NIT sner vote, un NIT sich selwer we ar
will.
Very WE'LL" secht de Bevvy, "du
consht du we du wild. Ich will der di
freiheit net nemma. Aver du mustn't net
fergessa os iCh aw n mensh bin, un CO
de treiheit fer mich is so goot os for dich,
un os Ca aw i'm sin hob tzu du we iCh
will. Dd bisht N Republican un ich bin
n DemoCrawt," seCht &c. "Do consht
vota, aver iCh will dich wissa lossa os
wann iCh aw k@ vote hob, con ich mer
doCh selwer helfa, un os sell maner is OBJ
du i'm sthond bisht tzu du 80 long os du
nix du'sht os denna Republican leaders
noch lawfa under whisky sowfa os Sc der
gevva for di VOTE"
Sell g'shwez hut mich base. e.g'maucht
un iCh hob era gsawt os in unserm
freia lond con N mon aw ebnohls a
wennich whisky nemma for de benefit
fun seim mswga, un os g kens fun era
bisness is. was ich du in politics, un os
ich i'm sin hob widder nj izu G@ for der
Grant un de freiheit fam lond."
"DemnoCh sin de DemoCrawta net in
favor fun freiheit," secht de BeVvy.
"Nay," hob ich g'sawt, "se sin de rebels,
un hen g'fochta geaga de union. Aver
de Republicans sin nj gNnga for de union
un for freheit." Ich hob era aw g'sawt
os wann de DemoCrsw.a g'wiIna, un era
Presidents condidawt nj leCta, os Sc d'no
i'm sin hen all de Union lett ~ ruineers,
un al era lond nemma un all g geld, un
de geil un rindsfee un noch gOr unser
viewer nemma un Sc hira TN unser anes
usa for era shklawfa, odder uns all dode
maucha."
We iCh sell g'sawt hob is de Bevvy uf
giiump'd GUS IN grossa shuckle shtool
rous un hut amohl ivver mich lose
g'lust. Sc hut mer d'no for g'shmissa
os era tzW@ DemoCrawtishe BREEDER aw
i'm greek waura un os amer dode g'shusta a
is Warra un der onner N awlam ferlora,
un cs iCh ne net hoonert mile naigsht
on battle field gonga bin, aver os ich
derhame war, de gons tzeit un hob nix
gadu os ons K'zelderfers g'huckd un
drom g'sutfa. I'm now," seCht Sc, will
ich dich wissa lussa os wann du i'm sin
husht tzu de Republicans shtiCka, un |,
nix du os rumma oafa un g'sufa hame |
cooma, don musht GUS gooks for dich
selwer." Un seCht Sc, "s net derW@rt
os mer lenger rumM fcoPd der vega
des house un all des house roat is N.Y."
seCht SO, "un 3 male in der kisht, un g !
flash os mer hen un der booter for uf g
brode shmeera, un all der lodW@dck un |
de bona un krumbeera un de shnitz un |
allies is my un batz4wlt NIT mem eagna
geld. Noch gor de claider os du uf M
bookel husht hob ich gakawft un ba-
tsawlt. Now wann ich N Republican
arnaira muse don geb ner amer os aw
a wenniCh besser Is os 80 N Commoner
loafer," "Un now," seCht Sc, "Cousht
der di Caider tzemma bindla un traveila
un GUS gooka for dich selwer-so now
mauch dich yusht OBJ"
"Bevvy," hob iCh g'sawt-"du coomsht
mer aver ordlch grub-'s is der doch
now net arnsht2 Du"--
"Yoh," seCht Sc, " 3 is mer arnsht os
ich now aw amohl i'm sin hob my
eagny freih9it izu runna, yusht exactly
we ich will. Du bisht nix nUiz wo diCh
de howt aw raig.d, un ich arnair dich
how net for de benefit fun
der Republican party"
ICh hob era d'no tzu fersh 8 gevva os
wann Sc mich now compelled 3 house
tzu ferussa OBJ Sc mer wenniCh geld
gevya set for my travelling expenses tzu
batavia.
Tzuletsht war SO g aver agreed os ich
now pawr dawg bleiva con for my
mind fulshter of maucha.
Now Consht sana we's is. Wann de
Grant lett mer now net helf NIT
,htamps, don bin ich hinna wedder un
nus ON end du we de Bevvy 3 hawa
will, un de Republican party farrywell
yevva. Mer name der deifel W@r lose!
PIT SCHwEFFELBRENNER.