The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1880-08-12
Pennsylvania DEITsH.

Schlifeltown, July der 49,, -

Mister Dru0ker-Es is exactly init IN
Hancock we ich expect hob, Unser
Pusht Maishter doh i'm shieddle--der
Bill Bixler hut mer Giles explained we's
is un wass for N ding os ar lie. I'm now
will ich sans wass der Bill Kemble IN
sin hut ,zu du for miCh-eb ar mer selly
6nf I'm tzwansich dawler shick'd odder
net. Wann ar du't, eli don shtick iCh
Izu'm Garfield. Wann net, eli don missa
mer eva du 30 gOot os mrr kenna,
Der Bixler sawgt ich set yu,ht gaduld
hawa I'm os Giles reCht coom'd, awer
gaduld is net CONS 80 goot os de- shtamps.
Gaduld is net 3 shtuft os mer hawa mns
wan mer ON Ki zelderfer 81 bar nut
shtep'd un froke'd for N shnifter fun
seim Monnyghale whiskey. For so bis
ness t~ransacta mus mer der ready WeXel
uf socka. Doh fergonga bin iCh amohl
in de bar shtoob nj g'shtepd yust f.
ousinna Wass for n meaner mon Os der
Ki'zelderfer is. Ich bin tzu der trout
deer nj g'luffa un hab 80 a wennich ga
piffa I'm gadu os ann ich orr.ck COOS
moots W@r, un a wennich independent.
OF course, ich hob shmarszl i'm mawga
g'not un g'feeld for ebbas nemma %
mich uf tuned. Well, we g'sawt, iCh
bin go longsom nuf g'shtep'd on de bar
un hob g'sawt iCh mem a wennich wins.
key, I'm hob aw my hond in der bussa
sock TN gadu os waun ich der ready
wexel het for uf casha. Aver deuksht
ich hob n seller w@g foola kenns? NJ
sir ree-der mean Ike yer. bort hut ar
g'shtonna, hinner der bar uu g'watcned
eb ich aw der ready wexel GUS m sock
rous fetch?
Ich hob dino g'feeld in meim jacket
sock IN i'm ruCk sock, I'm der Kitzelder-
fer is eva yusht sb'@ gablivva un mich
g'wa!ched. OF course ich war CONS ous
wexel, un hob m so g'sawt, I'm hob In
aw zu fersht@ gevva os wann or mer
der iigger gebt os :Ch dino nivver g@ wet
tzum Dan Kreiter for a wennich geld oS
or mer schud(ich is, I'm os len n DINO ba
TIA via wet. Aver wass denkst os az
g'sawt hut? Well Pit, scent al, wanu
der Kreiter der shuldich is DIN d@.shJ
besser grawd onna g@ III uf m tznrick
Vag consht DINO aw rufa un di drink
nemma.
Now de plain deitsh wohret ia os der
K~ifzelderfer nemond nix gebt uf bor-
ricks, I'm wann mel yusht N onntrs
warehouse hetta doh i'm shteddle don
date iCh IN aw all my Custom gevya.
Ich hob aw N shtorriCky notion der
Ki'zelderfer gor nimmy tzu patroniza.
except wann ebber um der W@g is os de
drinks uf setz'd.
Aver ich hob der noch net g'sawt
was der Billy Bixler g'sawt hut weaga
m Hancock. Ar sawgt ar waer nix os
n humbug. Der Billy war solver i'm
greek, for ar war drous in selly 'mer.
gency crowd os gonga sin for dreisich
dawg, 30 welt os de- Shtate line, un sell
proofd os der Billy solver n gOOter sui.
dawt war, uR ar sawg'd os we Sc der bat.
tie g'fochta hen in Gettysburg is der
Hancock derfu g'sproonga un hut SIGH
fershteckled i'm a oltas%,,COlliCh.uffa bis
der battle ferby wal I'm d'nogis ar rous
un wilder in de ranks gonga. I'm oily
mohl os 3 OILS ons battle feChta gonga is.
secht der Billy, is der Hancock o's derfu
g'shproonga,
Now, is SON mon fit for President ?
Der Billy sawt mer aw os der Garfield
w@r der besht General os yeamohls i'm
greek war, for ar war sex mohl g'shussa
I'm hut ollaweil so feel koogla in sina
b@ os mer Sc hara con roppla ann al
de shtrose lawft. Aver ar hut ne nix
umde rebel koogla gevva, un dri mohl
is 3 g'happened os de rebel army deriu
g'shproonga is we Sc yusht suspect her
OF der Garfield UNI der w@g is.
Aver es con aw miglich 81 os der Bill
Bixler de saucha a k'a wenniCt
shtreck'd, we'll ar der Pusht Maishter is
De Bevvy bahawpt os wann 3 eem ne
noddeerlich Cooma date for izu shnowfa
we n onnerer norr aw, don date a
grawd druf shnoppa, we'll are net fur
SIGH solver fershtond CHUNK bet for 8
odam tzu ,zeega.
Aver ich ward now uf der Kemble
Wann ar mel de shtamps shick'd DIN,
is s all recht NIT IN Garfield. Wanl
net, eli don wella mer noch DRIVER cor
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