Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1880-06-26
PASSING SMILES.

lHE Dest tIalheu tcan Vi oAch .Acn
aft a-gee.
"a cH1EL amang ye taxi
the pick-Pocket q" "o'e'
TALK of there bel
ibals. Think o. o." t,a,S IN. no women, women can
Ihk gGod mother and the accessible,
:"pi*' pr ways make spanking team.
II Indians are ready to bury tho
,, datchet whenever the agents will give
them gun.
CIRCUMSTANCES alter cases." said the
unsuccessful lawyer, "but my case don't
alter my circumstances"
The hired girl who was called up at 4
O'Clock in the morning thinks arose two
hours later would sound quite as sweet.
The Omaha Herald says drink Of
Counsel Bluffs whisky will make a man
90 off to some secluded spot and rob
himself.
GEORGE: Yes, hanging is a capital
punishment, especially when you're
hanging on some good looking girls
arm.
AN Illinois girls toast: "The young
men of America-their arms our sup
Porters, our arms their reward; fall in,
men, fall in."
DEADwOOD obituaries state that "the
deceased was of an unobtrusive nature"
when he didn't poke into more than
three fights a week.
EMMA: The only point of resemblance
between flowers and women, that We
are aware OF, is that they both shut ur
whes they sleep.
THE Arab horse is not broken until his
fourth year. That's Why they differ
from teacups But then Arab horsen
are not washed by the average kitchen
girl.
The NOrrlstown Herald asks, care
the great men weakening?" Not anv
weakening. Somebody has been living
about u.s. By the way, Willis. how
do you think you feel?-Pecks Sxn.
CAN'T that lovely critter, John7'
said Jerusha, as they stopped opposite a
leopard's cage. "Waal, yes" said John.
but then he's dreffully freckled, amt
her. '''"
IT is believed that cats can be made
tentSr hearted by playing soft, sad
m.sic to them, but how much easier it
b to hire boy to chuck 'em off tho
bridge.-DetrOit Free Press.
PHYSICIAN to government clerk
Well, what do you complain OFF, q.
u" Sleeplessness, doctor" Physician
AT what time do you 90 to bcd?' G.
Con, l don't mean at night, but
during Office hours!"
A LADY subscriber writes a poem for
our paper which for private reasons We
must decline. She says: "The sun.
thine is stealing my youth and beauty
away" Why don't you begin an
action TOR petty larceny, you goose, you.
"WHY don't you come in out of the
rainy" said good naturcl dominic 10
ragged lrishman. "Sure it's av no con-
sequence, yer rivcrence," returned Pat:
me clothes is so full of holes they won't
hold water"
A SOUTHERN paper quotes gentle
can OF the colOrcd persuasion as saving:
mo, parson, ] probly'll never git cour.
age to jine de church. When a door
darkey's spiritual wiser takes him down
10 the riber and says, Il capsizc thee,' and
then ducks him under, it's time dat
darkey looks after hisself. You don't
play none oh dem games on me, old
man."
- THERE ID q man I'm our town.
And he Ia wondrous wise:
whenever he writes the printer man
he dotteth all his is.
-7olbdo Con sssro<ai.
And when he's dotted all Of them
With great sang J1oid and case
he punciuates each paragraph
And crosses all hist&
-Nev Haven Reytssar.
Uron one side alone he writes
And never rolls his leaves:
And from the men Of ink smile.
And marks ''insert" receives
-tincinnaH CommresaL
And when question he doth AJAX.
(Taught wisely he hath been0
he doth the gooiy threc-cent stamp.
For postage back, put in.
A YANKEE came running down IN.
bier just as steamer was starting. Ths
'oat moved of some four or five yards.
. he took jump, and coming down on
he back OF his head a the deck. he
ay stunned for two OF three minutes.
When he came to the steamer had gone
ne best part of a quarter of mile. and.
aising his head and locking to the shore
he Yankee said: Great Jehosaphati
vhat a jump"
"AFTER al" remarked the same
,,oung man, skimming lightly over the
ne gravel walk in the general direction
# the front gate, "after all, what boots
tr' And the muscular looking old
Gentleman at the top of the porch, with
lis sPectacles jOstled little crooked.
AID that II the young man himself didn't
now, ne didn't know anybody in that
ownship that did, BSrIngton Hdwkeve.