The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-12-31

Hannv New Years 10 all.

visit TO bis old home in New England.
4 supper Is TO be given this evening at
the Opera Ho.lse by the Daughters Of
Rebekah.
Our merchants generally done fair
BUSINESS last week.
All the public schools have been enjoy
Ing vacation during the week-wiil open
next week.
Frank wheeler and Miss May Bently
were united In marriage by Rev. DR.. Isaac
Dillon On Christmas ve. The happy pair
aud friends were handsomely entertained
at the residence Of the bridegrooni's pa
rents, Nr. aud Mrs. Jason Wheeler.
The silver wedding Of Rev. 4. b. White
and wife. ON Thursday evening of last
week. was most enjoyable occasion to
all In attendance.
The Christmas trees at the 81. f. Church
on Friday evening were very handsomely
decorated with presents. Tie entertain
ment was also enjoyable. A large num-
Der of handsome presents were taken from
the trees.
Why Is it that the circis elephant never
kills the clown or lemonade man
A Faint pocket book never won fair
lady. II Is the man who wins.
Canada has no mint, and consequently
the jaleps of the country must lack flavor.
Some wise man writes .sRustls Is not
Industry Neither Is corset finance.
The dream OF life Is dreamed upon too
hard bed.-Jean Pad. 1t isn't 30 mnci,
the bed. Jean, as the supper that does It.
Fashion says Gathered waists are
still very much In favor with young ladies. -
They are with the young gentlemen, also.
Empty Is the Cradle, Bady's Gone, y
is the title OF the latest serio-iliotic song.
It will probably be followed by Empty is
the Bottle. Papa's Full.''
Keep it there, Mary. Nothing so en-
hances the value of poem as keeping it
In your heart. It It can be kept there for
good. great objsct is attained.
A nautical exchange has come to the con-
clusion that ''the small boy who combs his
hair himself for the first rime will make at
least fifteen knots an hour.''
A medical writer asks .sDoes position
affect eleep P" Well, rather il you're
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fence, you won't sleep very soundly.
Most babies haze hue distinct from
adults. Cincinnati Gazette. Yes, and they
have cry distinct from alulfs. too. which
makes o distinct hile-anG-cry now, doesn'l
it?
few more bargains In toys, etc, al
Ed. Baum's.
Christmas was not as brilliant as uslla
IN this city. Hard times made even Christ.
mas q slow day.
Handsome jewelry and siiverware, q
few pieces left. at French's, just the things
for new years. gins, at about cost.
The sooner system OF sewerage for oul
city is adopted and pushed to completion
the sooner will we have perfectly healthy
! city. without some system OF drainage
our city will soon become famous for it
unhenlthiness.
II you want an elegant ladies gold watcl
for Anrienta, cheaper'n dirt, go TO Titu
Bros.
The other day drunken fellow met ,
man coming out OF shop with n smal
coffin under his arm, and inquired
4.What's ye got there 9'' "A coffils,,' wa
: the reply. ..Well," said the balmy rooster
..can't We afford 70 treat on it ~
Th.. Silver Steel Diamond Saw, the bes
made, can be purchased Of Peters & Sox-
call and examine and you will be plcaset
with them.
We call the attention Of the readers G
the REGISTER to the advertisement OF Hi
& Dodd In this Issue. DIR. Hill found hi
calls moro numerous than he could answer
and necessarily compelled him to seek
.partner, and his many patrons viii b
pleased to know that be has associate
!, with him gentleman OF ffrst-class quail
: fications. DR.. Dodd has been practicin
> medicine successfully for many year,
: For seven or eight years he was Healt
u Officer of State, located at Astoria. d.
, Dodd now proposes becom ing one Of til
permanent fixtures of Albany. and jai,
ing from the success he has had ar otllt
places we predict lac win soon have lara
practice here. Ifyou can't get Hin yo
e can find Dodd, and II Dosld should be absei
y Hill will wait oa you. This makes
strong and live firn> as neither of the
are afraid OF sharlshIps or dark nights.
= On Monday evening. after installir
officers In Corintlian and st, John
Masonic iosiges Of this city, the brethre
repaired TO the Revere House. where 8
e elegant supper awaited them. Our Msso
: Ic brethren know how to enjoy life.
- PC. NJ, Hon. ID. g. Clark. OF this cit
= by request, installed the officers elect