The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
A TELEPHONE,
Which. by Becoming Mixed, Ac-
cuses . Young Lover OF
Being Q Father.

Which. BY Becoming Mixed. Ac
cuses . Young Lover OF
Being . Father.
A few evenings since young man whC
clerks in an Ohio street store, who is mc-'
Srdently attached to = young maiden
who liver in IN elegant residence with 9
telephone in il, desired to -pesk TO bel
through. the "phcn-" Though he frequently
u-ed the telephone tn pour besrt-hammer.
ing love int" the auditory apparatus of the
one he adose,i. yet on that particular day
he had not spoken To her for twelve hours,
and his heart Wa hence getting slightly Oh
it, base He wanted io tell hyr be would
i,e up tina: evening and sit IN the from.
porch with his arm around her ,apering
bo-om and with her. look .nd sigh at the
comet which was discovered bs Prof. Swift,
Of Rochester. \. v, On last Sunday night.
Use iIen, capped "New Comet .ise~ here
in this is-ue., Grabbing the telephone he
rang, the answer came and he >aid, give
me Mr.. - residence.
All right. 90 ahead
l. Mis- - n home
Yes.
Tell her to step To the telephone
la that vou,' inquired cocing voice +,
sliding over the wire.
"Ies, dearest its yours sfiec,ionsteiy."
.'Oh, Charlie. what msde yon s,sy away
20 long? You mn-t come uP to-nigh, be-
can-e-"
"ihe bsby VS. irrn en- hour ag".'
"Wh-.t baby
"Y.nr own baby"
My baby y -hri-aed the yu,,n. woman ;
why, Fm-l'h surprised that yon-you
Sould .ss such q thing. IL ,iids't ex-
p-ct IL
"Nei,her did !; I jus, heard It a mo-
men, ago."
"You don't believe ihi.-thi- fearful re-
port, >ay-ssy YOU don't. You know l
haven't got = baby. ] never hal baby
in all nv iii-." howlr,i the young woman
in Il frenzy.
"Hs, ha. you feel so proud and happy
tha, you hxse ~ indulge in joke, do you !?
Allow me TO congratulate ycn. lt's boy
and weighs twelve pnunds. GcC-i bye"
"Mi.s-l -av Mis-"
oh. darling, what il the IN ttier?"
"Ma,,er enough. I want Tn kaow the
msn'. name who told you that scandslous
fsl-ehood. I'll have his gore before -un-
sire. IN follow him over sixteen states tn
kill him. I'll crush him. Ill muiilate
him. Tell me. vhowss that squini-eyed Ute
Who brought ihs, helli-h lie to your ears ~
''Dh I'll dig hrs eyes out"
"Whai do you mean, dearest
Il wan. TO know who told yon that
tina, had baby horn t. me an hour ago
thsl weighed twelve pounds. Who il the
sii.ainy'
A piercing shrek wa. the only reply
that came o-er IN. v,re. and then Charles
realized for the Sr.t time that there wss
Aome DIRE iii;ii mistake, that the Telephone
hal b-come mixed, and ne tainted.
Insure your life for p cents ,xsinst
eli the danger oi consumpiive's death by
keeping q bottle of DIR. Buil'- Cough syrup
convenient.
Norton.Berry.
M.rried-On last evening. Oct. 18Th, At
the Congregational church. In this city, by
Rev. Al. Van Wagner, Harry L. Ferry
and Mis- Olive N. Norton.
Tie large church va crowded. BIZ friends
81 the cu.ple 50 -oon 10 lie offered up tn the
altar bull, by me cupid. Tie high social
standing OF III. couple Was evidenced BY
the character Of the audience representing
as it did a.. culture ard refine men, Il the
city.
Bending acrys- the pulpit, Was = beauti-
iul ti,rai arch, in which begonias, calias,
pet,i.,ss, scarlet cage, n,adeAira vines and
divers otter snch eye-resters locked hand
and su,,led on the audience.
just above the spot where the bridal
couple were TO stand when the word Wa to
be said, hung, woven in evergreen, on IN
invisible wire, the monogram b. n, 81
floating shout in the AR near by, hui,ersd
. scsniiiy clad hsure,~ il known among
terrs-t,,sl- - cupid. the God III love.
The bridal couple we're Conducted to the
altar by Will A. Sloan and Chxs. West
u.her., followed by Horsce Mas-a and
Neiiie Merix, boy and girl about eight
years old, each array~d in spotie-- white
and each bearing = basket Of flowers.
Wh~n the bridal couple reached the alter
the Rev. Allen J. Van Wagner performed
the ceremony with nestnes and dispatch
The brides toilet vas . lovely one, con-
.;s,ing Of null overdr-ss With broca'ied
-ilk aud orange nowers. The groom vas
a5rayed in the REGULATE IN black
At the conclusion Of the ceremony, The
bridal couple and lev intimate friends
repaired 10 the residence Of Mr.. J. n.
COchran@, on Broadway. where . reception,
ga held.
The BAzoo mixes lite congratulations
vi,h their hosts OF iriends in this city.
-Cincho-Q uinine cnres chills and fever