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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

WE DESIRE to call the attention to our
readers to the Grand Holiday Offer of the
Mendelssohn Piano Company, whose adj
vertisemen. appears elsewhere. This
Company offers an $3.50 Square Grand
Piano, 3 stringed; ~ octaves, in hand
some rose wood case, for only $245; also
many other styles of Pianos and Organs at
great bargains for the Holidays, including
sheet music at one-third price. These
Pianos, including Grand, Square and Up
right, made one Of the finest displays at
the Centennial Exhibition, and were unani-
mously recommended for the Diploma of
Honor and Medal of Merit. The Mendels-
sohn Piano Co. are the first 10 do general
business with the purchaser direct, saving
him more than one-halt the price charged
by other frstclsss makers. This saving is
made by dong away with the Agency Sys.
TEN, and giving the people the Pianos at
Wholesale or Agency prices. We would
recommend any OF our readers who have
any idea Of ever buying a Piano or Organ,
TO send for their Illustrated and Descrip-
tive Catalogues, which will be mailed free
10 all
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
AGENTS.

IN - Outht sent free TO those who wish to en-
(I4 - gage in the most pleasant and profitable
" Abusiness known, Everything new.
AN 2 ICaptal not required. We will furuishs
ND - everything, sl0a day and upwards is yet
" easily made without staying away from
home over night, No risk whatever. Many new
workers wanted at once. Many are making fort
unos at the business. Ladies' make az much az
men, and young boys and girle MAKE great pay No
one who II willing to work fails to make more
money every day than can be made In aweck at any
other employment Those who engage at once
will find short road TO fortune. Address II.
HALLETT 4 CO., Portland Maine.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions ofyouth, nervous weakness,
early decay, loss Of manhood, etc, | will
send a recipe that will cure you, free of
charge This great remedy was discovered
by Missionary in South America. Send
self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
It. Inman, Station d, New York City.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

course Of this medicine viii restore the lost func.
tons and procure health and happiness where be
tole was dependency and gloom The Specific
Ccgs.
Pamphlets cent free 10 all. Write for them and
get full particulars,
Price, Specific, 81 GO per package. or ak pack.
sres for s. o. VIII be sont by mail Oh receipt OF
money Address all orders,
! H. SIMPSONS MEDICINE CO.,
Noe. lOi and ioG Main ST., Buffalo, y. Y
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

Beeswax and salt will make fatirons
as clean and smooth rs glass. Tie n
lump of wax in rag and keep it for
that purpose. When the irons are hot,
rub them with the wax rag, then scour
with paper or rag sprinkled with salt
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
The Pleasures of Hone.

When the body is bowed with pain an
intense longing tor relief brings hope. This
may brighten the suffering but it does not
cure. AT a time like this how welcome is
such friend as Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure, bringing home, health and hap
piness and the Joys of renewed life.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

S. II. IRWIN, of Ute Creek, Colfax Co.,
new Mexico, says; my wife has been
cured of cough of thirty years standing
by wearing an only Lung Pad" See
Adv.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

Boiling water will remove tea stains
and many fruit stains; pour the water
through the stain, aud thus prevent il
from spreading over the fabric, while
soaking in milk before washing will
always remove ink stains from any fab.
ric.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

Age ard diseases
that lead 20 Con
sumption Inssni.
~ and IN early
grave, or both.
No matter how
shattered tn e
system may be
from excuses of
any kind, u short
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
To Nervous suf'ereis-lhe Great European Rem.
edy-Dr J. y, simpsons Specific Medicine,

DR.. j b. simpsons Specific Medicine is posi-.
tive cure for Sperms,ouhes, Impotency, Weakness
and ali diseases resulting from SelfAbuse as Ner.
yous Debility lrritsbiilty Mental Anxiety Languor,
Lsssitude Depression ofSpiris and functional de
engagements OF the Nervous system generally Pains
N Back or SIDE. LOss Of Memory Premature OlG
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
BELLOWS
Compound Syrup Of
HYPOPHOSPHITES

sPEEDILY,!AND PERMANENTLY CURES
Congestion Of the Lungs, Bronchitis, Consump.
ton, Nervous Prostration, Shortness Of Breath.
Palpitation Of the Heart, Tremblingof the Hands
and Limbs, Physical and Mental Depression, Loss
Of Appetite Loss Of energy, Loss of Memory. 1t
will rapidly Improve the weakness, functions and
organs Of the body, which depend for health upon
voluntary, semi-yoluutsry and involuntary nervous
action.
II acts with Vigor, gentleuess and subtleiy, ewing
to the exquisite harmony Of its Ingredients akin 20
pure blood itself lts taste pleasant and lis effect
permanent,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
Toast.

MAY We never want a friend or bottle
to give him" A bottle of DR.. Thomas Ec.
lectnc Oil, which cures cuts, wounds, burns,
scalds, etc. PAUL G. SCHUH, Ag't.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

III 4 n OntGt furnished tree. with nll in
W. II 4 krtrnctiOns for conducting the most
~ vproN,Hblc business that any one cun
SU \Icngagc In. The business N 10 easy
tf TO learn, ard our Instructions nrc 40
simple and plain, that any one Gnn
make grcnt PROFITS from tho start. No one can fail
who II willing to work. Women ARE M successful
~ men Boys aud girls can earn large sums.
Many have made nj the business over one hundred
dollars In single week, Nothing like II ever
known before All who engage are purptad nj the
caso and rnpidiiy with which they are able TO make
money, You chn engage IN this business during
invcs, capital In II, We take I'LL the rick 1hosu
who need ready money. should w,itr to NJ At once
An furnished free. Address TRuk d co, Au.
gustn Maine
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

""T ~ Yourselves by making mon
pey when o golden chance IL
offered thereby always
IIIll keeping poverty from your
door. Those who always
take advantage Of the good
chances for makngmoncy that are offered general.
ly become wealthy, while those who do not i'm.
prove such chances remain in poverty. We want
many men, women, boys AID girle 10 do work for us
right in their own localities, The business will
pay more than ten tunes ordinary wages. We
furnish al expeHscnsiye outfit and all that You
need free, No one who engages fails 10 make
money rspidly. You can devote your whole time
TO the work, or only yonr spare moments. Full
information aud all that II needed sent free. Ad
dress STlNsON IL CO., Portland, Maine,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
AGENTS

Sr eaveek in your own town, g. outf, free. No
N0nritk. Reader, if you want q business al
which persons ofeither sex can make great
day a the time they work, write for particulars 10
II. HALLETT d CO.. Portland.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS,
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

WANTED. Manufacturing concern yants A
business man In Cairo, an ineyery city not al.
ready takenl 4 few hundred dollars necessary 10
pay Tor goods on delivery after orders have been
secured Tor the same $40 per month profit
guaranteed The most searching investigation
ssoICIed ARNOLD A co corner First
Street aud Broadway, Brooklyn, y, Y
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
Superb Holiday Edition.
MEDICAL.
EARS FOR THE MILLION
Foo ChO0's BalSam Of Sharks Oil

Positively Restores the Hearing, and Is the only
Absolute Cure for Deafness known
This OIL r. extracted from peculiar species or
small White shark caught IN the yellow Sea,
known az Carcharodon Rondeletii. Every Chinese
fisherman knows 1t. Its virtues as restorative OF
hearing were discovered by Buddhist Priest about
the year 1910. It's Cnres were so numerous ana
many so seemingly miraculous, that the remedy
was officially proclaimed over the entire Empire
Its use became 30 universal that for over 200 years
no dcafcncss has existed among the Chinese PEG
pie Sent charges prepaid, to any address at 81 per
bottle ,,,a,. go
Only Imported by llAYLoCk 4 co,
SOLE AGENTS ron AMERICA. Dey 81" New York
Its virtues are unquestionablc and It's curative
character absolute, NJ the writer can pc sOnAlly
testify, both from experience and observation,
Among the many readers of the Review IN one
part and an thcr Of the country II II probable that
numbers afflicted with deafness. and TO such II
may be said Write at once to Ilaylock & Coz
Dey Street New York. enclosing 81, and you will
receive by return remedy that will enable YOU TO
hear like anybody cise, and whose curative effects
will he permanent You VIII never regret doing
eo'-Editor of New York Mercantile Review,
Sept. 2jth, 1850.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
ID E Il l l. 1 Il Y,

ST john, \ b.
Mr., james l. Fellows Cherlist, 81 John NIB
Dear Sir:-Hsyiug used your Compound Syrup
Of Hypophosphites Cor solnc time in my practice, /
have no hesitation in recommending it to my pa.
uents who are suffering from general debility, or
any disease of the lungs, knowing that even in
csses utterly hopeless, II affords relief.
am, sir, yours truly, II, G. ADDY, NJ D.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

nDG NSis30 o g., go; to % stops PI.
OnUA NNANuS Sl25 up Paper free
Address DANIEL I. BEATTY,
Washington. n j.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-12-17

Largest Circulation OF any Daily in
Southern Illinois.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
House Plants.

House plants need plenty Of air during
warm days. The windows should be low
ed from the top, so that a draught will not
c,me directly on the plants. Sprinkle freely
overhead when the sun is not shining on
them and give water enough to keep from
willing. Blossomng plants need a liberal
supply. Insects must be carefully watched
for and guarded against. Red spiders thrive
in hot, dry atmosphere. They hate shower
baths. For green fly nothing is better than
tobacco smoke. If only few plants are to
he smoked put them under a barrel, and
with them a small tin box containing live
coal or two and some damp tobacco on top.
The heliotrope and few other soGt-leaved
plauts, will not stand this treatment.
Sprinkle these with tobacco water and keep
In the shade for twelve hours, after which
sprinkle with clear water. Test the strength
Of the tobacco water with leaf II it turns
brown it is too strong and must be weak
ened.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
( ARMERSf COLUMN


Our Eastern farmers, who are most care
full in haymaking, and with whom hay is
moro valuabl than in the West, think high
ly of hay caps. They cost little, and last
years II cared for, and not left TO mildew
and rot Stout cotton cloth or sheeting a
yard and halF square makes the best.
Strings at the four corners two feet long,
with a stone tied to each, or light stake,
will prevent the wind from blowing the
caps of. We have found them useful, but
when one handles large crops the force en-
ployed can be so divided or centred, as the
case may demand, as to keep the field well
cleaned. When cocks of half.cured hay
ore thrown up and caps put on they must
be moved after shower as soon as possible,
to allow the free escape Of gases Hay will
mould under the caps souher than without
them They are especially useful to protect
against a sudden shower, or when hay must
10 left nheld some days they may be en-
ployed 10 prevent bleaching from sun and
dew.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
--"'Tis never thus" said Alexander,wher

"Tis never thus" said Alexander,when
he cut the Gordian knot
If death loves shining mark, why is
not the mortality greater among boot blacks?
-"I like to make sponge-cake," she said,
inuocently, at makes my hands so clean"
In Michigan bride may be married
without gloves precisely the way she han
dies her husband.
One difference between sailors and SOL
diers is that sailors tar their ropes, while
soldiers pitch their tents.
"a Volcano" according to Brooklyn
scholar, "is a mountain which gives forth
smoke, flame and lager
-"Thus DO we burn the midnight toll, -
said the facetious editor, as he he consigned
old Mumblepeg's manuscript into the fire,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

If yellow and blue make green, how
can you account for the fact that the alb
senee of yellow and green in ones pocket
makes one blue7
The man who got into BARRIERS chair,
pinned a newspaper round his neck, and
began to read the towel, may be called alb.
sent-minded.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
fkeepIng Lice of sitti,g HONS

A correspondent of the american Poultry
journal gives the following directions for
keeping sitting hens free from parasitic YER
min: When about to set hen, take nail
keg and soak it until water-tightj saw it in
halves, and put in two inches of water into
the water put one half ounce Of oil Of sassa-
f.as, and one-half ounce Of solution carbolic
acid. Close to the surface of the water fit a
thin piece Of perforated boardj put over this
piece of flannel, and then put in fresh earth
enough to shape q nest and line with cut
straw. Now put a few drops of oil of sassa-
fras about the nest,put in your eggs and hen,
and over all put barrel with an arched
opening on one side. BY this method eggs
may be safely hatched in January or Febu-
rary, even if in q very dry,warm room-the
water beneath furnishing all the necessary
moisture. l raised $50 game chicks last
year without seeing single parasite.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
No Pate nt-No Pay.
PATENTS

obtained for Inventors in the United States,
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With
our principal Office located in Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Office, we are able to attend to ali patent
business with greater promptness and dys-
patch and at less cost than other patent at
torneys who are at q distance from Wash
ington, and who have, therefore, to employ
"assotiate " attorneys" We make preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as to
patentablity, free of charge, and all who are
interested in new inventions and patents are
invited to send f5r copy of our "Guide for
obtaining Patents" which Is sent free to any
address, and contains complete instructions
how to obtain patents and other valuable
matter. We refer to the German American
National Bank, Washington, DC; the Royal
Swedish, Norwegian and Danish Legations
at Washington; Hon. Jos. Casey, late Chic
Justice U. S. Court of Claims to the Officials
of the U. s. Patent Office, and to Senators
an embers of Congress from every State.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER & CO., Solici.
tors Of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LeDroit
Building, WASHINGTON, DC, doc22
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
"a Drop of JOY in every word,

PENNINGTON, Hunterdon Co., N. J.
DR.. r. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. y:
Three months ago l was broken out with
large ulcers and sores on my body, limbs aud
face. procured your Golden Medical Dis.
cUyeTy and Purgatve Pellets, and have taken
six bottles, and to-day l am In good health
all those ugly ulcers having healed and left
my skin in a natural, healthy condition. /
thought at one time / could not be cured
Although ! can bu! poorly express my graft,
tude to You, yet there Is drop Of Joy in every
word write, Yours truly,
JAMES q. BELLS
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
Wine for Sic!sIY Persons.

Speors Port Grape Wine is uuexcelled by
any other in its mellow juieiness, richness Of
flavor and Grilliancy Of color. Physicians say
1t is superior to imported Port for invalids,
and in summer It is more agreeable and re-
ireshing than claret. Clergymen use il, for
its purity, as a communion wine. This wine
is well known and highly appreciated for
communion. For sale by A. j. Durling and
q. T. Horn, Lchighton, and by RGpsher *
Zern, WeisspOrt, 34-2
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

If there is anything in the unties, H..
NJ. S. "Pinalore" would make an excellent
consort for the U. S. Steamer "Bibb," of the
Coast Survey.
An orator,d declaring that Fortune knock
ed at every mans door once, an old Irish
man said "When she knocked at mine, l
must have been OUT
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

"A poet says: Glove holds me sol
would that l could go! I nutter up and
down, and to and frol In yain--love hold:
me so /" Eat a raw onion just before you
60 to see her, and she will loosen her grasr
and throw up window.
BY AN INFAMOUS OLD BACHELoRi
When Eve brought woe to all mankind,
Old Adam called her trOeman;
And when she wood with love so kind,
He then pronounced it lUOOman.
But now, with folly and with pride,
Their husbands pockets trimmln',
The ladies are so full of whims,
That people call them achimmon!
"A felon on the hand is worse than two
in the penitentiary.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

There tdut be too much g1adiu'aeainst
the wilcs Of .hc Gatj she's naughty eul-
Wrish
Tho way for a desolate old bachelor to
secure better quarters is to take "better-
half"
When a young man begins to be called
a blade, there is always more or less steal
about him.
Life is but spanj marriage is double
team youth welded to old age is tandemj
an old bachelor is q sulky.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
s 8 8

To the Working Class We are now prepar
% to furnish all classes wi h constant employ
ment at home. the whole Of the time or tor
their spare moments Business new hight and
riohtB0le, Pc sons Of either sex easily earn
from 81 cents 10 s. Der evening, and "a pr. poI-
tiOnal sum OY teYOtlng their whole time t. the
business. Boys nd girls earn nearly a. much
as mrn. That all who see this notice may sen0
their nddIesB and test tie business we make
this OTTER To such rs are not wei sau net,
we Will send one dollar 20 pay for the n Ouble
of Whiting Fun particulars and outfit nee.
Address, GEORGE STlNSON 4 CO, Port
land, Maine. July lOyI,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17
Not n ReVerngc.

"They are not a beverage, but medicine,
with curative properties of the highest de
Gus drugs. They do not tear down an already
debilitated system, but build il up. One bot.
tie contains more hops, that is, more real
strength, than II barrel Of beer, Every drug.
gist 10 Rochester sells them, ana the physi-
clans prescribe them. ."-EVeaiRg Express On
Hop Bitters. 3l2
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

Thousands Of soldiers and heirs are en-
titled to Pensions, with payment from date
of discharge or death, if applied for before
July /, 1880. Wound, accidental in
jury or disease entities to pension. Bounty
and back pay collected. Increase of Pen
sion secured This firm established in 1866.
Address, enclosing stamp, EDISON BROS,
U. s. Claim Attorneys, III G Street, Wash
ington, D. c. If
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

-"What is the reason," said an Irishman
to another "that you and your wife are al
ways disagreeing" "Because," replied
Pat eve are both Of one mind she wants to
be master, acd so do !"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

PENSIONS. jury TE'Gy EVEN RGSHa Sy aeeidehi I'd NJ
or any disease entities q soldier Of the late war
to u pension. \ i pensions by the law OF Janu
aTY, 1879 begin BACK at date OF discharge OF
death Of a soldier. All entitled should apply at
once. Thousands who are now craving pen
sion are entitled to an increase. Soldiers and
widows Of the war of 1872, and Mexican war are
entitled 10 PENSIONS. Thousands are vet emit
tled TO bounty nut dOu't kLOw 10. Fees In all
cases only 5000. Send TWO STAMPS for new
laws blanks ana instructions to NAT. WARD
FlII iERALD, U. s. CLAIM ATTORNEY, Box
5sS, Washington DC. dee 27-u,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

TheVOltaic EseIt Co, O.,NHarshaII, Mich.
Will send their celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts to the afflicted upon 30 days trial.
Speedy cures guaranteed. They mean what
they say. Write to them without delay.
noY.l2-1y,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

-ln some respects the genuer sex far sur
ass US. No man, for instance, eau deliver
lecture with dozen pins in hi- mouth
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1880-07-17

5000 fire-proof safes in Tur-
key before it was ascertained
that the filling was only saw
dust.
"A leading hotel in Dun
dee, Scotland, is furnished
throughout with furniture
made in Grand Rapids, Mich.
Talk of fame and TO-
mance-all the glory and
adventure in the wolld are
not worth one hour domestic
bliss.
The law should be to the
sword what the handle is to
the hatchet; it should direct
the stroke and temper the
force.
in Paris the fashionable
shade is sulphur" There is
one other place where also it
is fashionable.
The deficit in the post
office department for the fis-
cal year of 1879 was $3,4 ,407.
GIG, which is less than any
year since 1866.
An oatmeal factory in
Dubuque, Ia., is shipping
over $4,000 pounds of meal
per week to Scotland at a
cost Of seventy-fve cents a
hundred.
-Itis wonderful how silent
a man can be when he knows
his cause is just, and how
boisterous he becomes when
he knows he is in the wrong.
Two hundred and seventy
two trains arrive at and depart
from Chicago every twenty
four hours. Forty-four rail
roads have offices in that
city.
-Grace--''I am a going
to see Glare to-day. Have
you any message?', Char
lotte-"I wonder how you
can visit that dreadful girll
Give her my love"
Missionaries report that
a town near Pekin, China,
seems about to come over en-
masse to Christianity. They
have been reading Christian
books, and many families
have destroyed their family
gods.
-Bisset, the animal trainer
Of Perth, taught an ourang
to wait on the table and per.
form other household duties
belonging to servants. A
chimpanzee has been trained
to feed and attend to a bakers
oven fire on board ship.
Philadelphia has Al?
public schools, instructing
103, 3,567 pupils by means Of
2,070 teachers, only seventy
seven of which are men. The
value of the school property
owned and in use by the city
is nearly $4,000, 1000.
Did you ever notice the
little rag-mufin in the street
with a suprcmely dirty face!
Tafy, bread and butter and
molasses form the ground
work for the accumulation OF
dust and CRIME, and his checks
look like twin maps Of the
oceanic archipelago; his hands
and wrists look like animated
tree roots, they are so dirty.
and his feet and ankles par
take of mud they contact
with. OF course you've
noticed him And he is the
lightest-hearted bunch Of
human nature you ever saw.
Dirt doesn't strike any deeper
than beauty, and within his
heart is as clean little soul
and a great deal ireer one as
ever grew inside the neatest
and slickest young dovotee o.
soap and water that ever live
ed, washed and suffered.
An exchange says that
the king Of Siam is coming tc
this country, and will bring
his suit with him. Well he'c
better, unless he has a friend
here who will lend him one
The weather is entirely too
changeable for a man tC
come so far away from home
without his suit, and, beside.
people might make remark.