The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1880-03-18

story at the recent New England din.
ner: In the Berkshire hills there was
a funeral. The woman who mingles
curiosity with pity was there with the
mourners. TO the afflicted widow, in
a melancholy voice, she said, When
did you getyOurnew eight-day clock %
81 amt got no new clght-day clock -
responded tho bcreaved woman. "Why,
what Is that In tho corncr2 Amt that
an eight-day clock2" persisted the Gu
rious visitor. "No; that ain't u clock
that's the deceased. We stood it on end
In the corner to mako room for the
| mOurners.'
Tie preacher WAS talking to the
Sunday school about the power of relig-
ion and the devotion Of the Jealous to
the cause and their attendance upon the
| services. Finally he asked II there was
anything to which people would 90
twice every Sunday and through the
week as they did to church, when a
small boy with twisted tongue OH the
front seat spok out, "Yeth, thlr, u
thircus wosld ketch 'em every pop If
they could git In free, like they do to
| church," Tho preacher thought 1t
was time to sing.
| her parents during yaontion. and lett
little wads of thpWinu yum sticking IN
| yariDiis out Of the wuV nl.cos nhout rho
hI,nse--nnil in some i,l,ces not en- mxch
her mother bw not ,.o"eiy,nu 'pIHii nu " pIiuinn,o
or poid modal for hoinr ito hnsr uum
chewer In the school.
SCENE: Recitation in English "a
ciodl s.1ViIh tho th1rd hnok tTo nm
ciad nronerlv ands. Rut Pone wos im-
Annex. contributes no: BEATTY itsolt
mud imnoirs the stren~tb and otfact ~
the rest,
~
A MAN was indulgino in tho very in
teIlectual occupation OF sucking raw
eggs and reading n newsparer. Nv
live chicken. The poor bird chlrruped
as Invent down his throat, when he
very coolly said aa"By the powers. nv
young friond, YOU smoke too late 10
-s-
not the mnn who limited for lid nine
whom it was tetween his teeth. nor Il, a
one who threw his mt ont of tbn win
dow and tried to hang his oiyar on n
peg ;no but the man who. but his UNI
brelia to he'd and wentanf; stood hohind
..,. AN.
a SCoTCHMAN, having nired himself
to a farmer, had cheese set down be-
tore him that he might help himself.
His master sad to him, ''Saunders.
you take long time to breakfast!'
oncose !a.; s,]o ., Is ia 80 soon eaten
40 W h'"y 'hil1N'
-
~, IkfklhLE vengeance OF husoahd.
Wite mas gone with handsomer man !:
-, Dear ;a,, slr, ne writes' piease hano
turn n,w m,,I fothor. ,v,,ich -; tno a" ,,,rr
nf tha ny n,nmnnt sIo ".o' tnoii hu n T,I is.nu', =
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1~rvpn or,-v o.si,> .,,,oo.s oou.
Ar,an,nS Wy ,"so, s.n eoo'', r,t,i, .Ty
a,,,iu,a "."S ~ " ".a at;a, mmon seo ia''iI-
tlnt hole belongs 70 that Snnix '''''
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cross s,aynni,; NIX .;t,,ass W ..SS aitnn;,
siiS Hss,oA"'l'sulk o.. - Wishess, oh' eltner
iI's on thn icit - " ~
r, ,o.u,,,, -, Ian 49,.
IN sstuggiing 10 make aull ooy
"auciStanu un,' W,,at consTuenco ls, teach
wrong 2''-"Father's leather strap"
feclingly replied the boy.
"K,Nn wo,d o,,, ,avor d,a - How,
trnth when ho sors nil thn kindeet
words he ever saw IN his life ylarlny at
him from his published letters In a
hroarh of nroniso anit
II. NJ. 8. P1NAFoRE. translated into
Russian, will shortly be performed
simultaneously in ST.. Petersburg and
yet find way to drive the Nihilists
| out Of tho country.
"M MOTuER-HITis mama Ia GnOroo