Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1880-07-26
rASBY.
The Democracy of the Corners Have Some
nnuhts. Which MIR. Nasty Dispels.

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| CoNFEpR1r X ROADS (which is in the
State NV Kentucky, July l, 1880. There
hez bin altogether too much murmrln
among the Dimocrisy Nv the Corners to
SCOT me- and l determined to bring 1t to
he'd. The first dooty NV Dimekrat IS to
vote the tikket sot afore him, and ct he
can't do that he amt no Dimekrat. The
Western landlord who he'd fastijus
boarder wichdldn't like hash; he'd theproper
method. When the boarder put in mild
protest that he wood like suthin beside
nash, the landlord pulled out carvin
knife, and seezin him by the throte, re-
markt 's You do like hash, don't yoo?"
| The boarder looked at the knife and con-
cloodid that hash wuz the best possible
food for him, and order was restored to
wunst.
Precisely so in pollytix IF Dimekrat
don't like nominashn the carvin knife
must be appealed to.
Deekin Pogram swore that he woodent
vote for Hancock, nohow. Hancock wore
bloc uniform doorin the war, and he tPo-
gram) he'd suffered too much by the sub
joogashen NV the South to support any man
wich he'd assisted in the subjoogashen.
Issaker Gavitt woodent vote for Han
cock becoz he believed that Tilden shood
hev bin nominated, or some other Drme-
KRAFT ekally able to open bari or two.
Bascom didn't like the nominashen for
he he'd, ez yit, seen no indicashens Nv any
expenditoors for the coz.
Captain M'Pelter remarked that the
nominashen of Hancock wuz betrayal NV
the South becoz Hancock he'd born arms
agin the central ices Nv Southern Dem
ocrisy.
I he'd one reply to make to these mis-
gided men, which did. Ez to the bari,
there wuz other barls besides Tilden's.
Hancock hedn't much of a bari, but he
he'd trends which he'd, and English he'd one
Nv his own. The Corners mustn't jump at
conclooshuns. The Corners kin wait. The
retreshen shower will come, and the Cor
ners will get all that it is entitled to. No
Reform Dimocratic Committee is agoin into
campane without money, and we shell git
our share Nv it. 1t is US nv the Corners
who hez to COLOMBO suthern 1njeany for
the October eleckshuns, and Wv course
there will be money provided to pay our
expenses So much for that.
Ez to the nominashen NV General Han
cock. wat more Good we want? What diff
date is? Wat we want is results. want
the Postoffis, that | may live In comfort
and paw wat / owe to the citizens of the
Corners. wild cheers. Issaker Gavitt
wants to beCollector, and Captain NJ Pelter
wants place in the Revenoo, and Deacon
Pogram wants to be suthin or other.
Then the Corners wants Seceshin erik
slack watered, and ralerode connectin 1t
with the Suthen Pacific, and Custom
House, and she wants her Southern solJers
penshuned, and the losses she sustained
made good by the Fedrel Government.
Ef General Hancock is electid, IS he
agoin to continyoo the Niger Lubbock In
the Postoffis !? Is he goin to continyoo
Pollock, the Illinoy disturber, ez Collector
Is he goin to refooze the Corners the IN
ternal improvements they want? Eff we,
witch electid him, wants penshuns and pay
for losses is he goin to refooze?
Not much. The creature kin never be
sooperior to the creator. 1t is IRE which
will make him President ef he is Presi-
dent 1t is to us that he will owe his rise,
and he can't GO back onto US.
amt afrade Nv any man witch Will take
a nominashen at our hands. A Northern
man that will do that may be counted upon
to carry out the bargin that gave him to
us, for he hez nothing else to do. When
SIGH a man comes over to US he burns his
bridges and is ours for keeps. l he'd rether
trust him than Southern man, for he hez
everything to make by being troo to US,
and nothin to lose.
700 say we mite hev nominated South
ern sojer iist ez we'll Troo, but we could
not hev electid him. The North would
resent that, and we shood hev bin no bet
ter off than we are now. But Hancock
will get the Northern votes necessary to
elect him, and ez he will do our work jist
the same ez Southern man, wat differ
ence is it to us l don't keer what yooni-
form a soljer wore in the war, so that he
does wat we want him to do now.
We want postoffises and appropriations,
| and, ef we elect Hancock, we git EN-, and
eff we don't, we don't. Let us be as wise
as serpints, anyhow, jist now, and the dove
biznis we will consider hereafter.
The friends tux another view Nv the
matter after my remarks. and desided that
after all it wood be better to support Han
| cock corjelly All Nv us agreed to 60 to
Inieanny in time to vote there in October,
pervided alus the funds wuz forthcomin.
Issaker Gavitt SEE he will manage to git in
FIVE good votes, and Capt. MPelter is
ekally enthusiastic. The Corners is all
rite agin, and the Dimocrisy may look fur
a good report from Injeanny. l shell or
canize fur that State to wunst. The skies
is britenin.
PETROLEUM V. Massey with hopes.
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