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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

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G. ,u,'ipati, ~ cur ds' once b, DR. .uei'dW's
Headache and Ugepersia IHh Price %
Cnnl.. MrL ID In
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05
AGENTS WANTED for our populer New Book
The Industrial History Of the United States

us Agriculture, Manufactures, Mining, banking
lnsuran . etc, Agents l0ake s9i TO s "a per week
send ior sptc al tefips " henry nm Puuthtuy Cl.
NorNhA O. oct 70. es(aw
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

IDITOKN NUIINE.
Is rnE NATTER or THE ASSIGNED ESTATE or WILLIAM
RAUr.
The undersigned auditor appointed by the Cont
Of Common Pleas of Columbia county! on tN,'p,
William haup viii ett at his office In Bloomsbury On
SATURDAY. November nth lsNn, at Two O'Clock III
me afternoon Of said daN tor the purpose OF his ap
tntmcni, at which time and place all persons III
L. X. KELLER,
oct. y, ',O-+w AbuNoI'
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

> atuocJiNC styles are now rrnd, =.
RtST rArlNtT OR PARLOR OR
CANS IN THE WORLD, Winners or
highest ll-ilhCuun at Eyrly Great
VI urld's ENhihiiion Tor thirteen
years. Flicrs, s5i, s5I, SO, 81, flOs,
10 $40 ana upward. For easy nay
mehls Sd,3s a quai ter ard upward.
4 ulugurs irve. MASON a uAMLlN
ORGAN Co, lt4 1TCmuntat., Boston,
S. ttnion square n. \. l49 Wubash
igu. u Uct f2-4W
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05
LIMESTONE QUARRY

Situat In said Centre township, columbia county,
Pa, bounded and de. ciibcd as follows: Brgluup-
at stone on the north side Of the LackawIuLa and
Bloumshurg railroad, thence by land late Of Philip
Miller north twoLty-cight and nrye-fpurh, de-
grecs west twcuty-thrcc pclchcs toa stone, thence
by the same south seyenty-luur and three tDurth-
degrees west hve pcrches 10 s'one theIcr uy
other limestone lot south Ncuty-clght and three
fourths degrees ta.J twenty-tlrae pgrc!yo o. sttd
LacEawauua and bloomsbury railroad. thence a'ul-
the same north slyeniy-four ana one fourth de
grcr- east uye pcrches to the place q beginning
containing
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

h IL. mnlLer OF Lne e.lal. o. EIl.nn snult . de.

II lie matter OF the estate OF Elisha SHUT 2, de-
ceased.
The uu leIsl-ucd Auditor appointed by the or
Thius' court tlr county OF columbia TO make
distribution OF uc tuud IN the hands ui the adlnlnis-
lrt.uT ui said ,r dent uuu among the parties tl-
lt.G tHu'Hjo hereby gives notice mat lie VIII SIT
DO tue al., barge OG "a" duties Of his appulhtmcht
ut his .i,tt 30 b4DUm-N 4rs upon lutsudH Tie ltth
dly of NuyrHunag, A. d., lesu at ten O'Clock m ire
iiru son Ci sad day at which time and place an per
-nl,s Interested u ~.l tuId aye required 10 attend
oT be forever declared from any share " the same.
PAUL T.. WlltI,
oct. Is, rO.4w Auditor.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

The very highest market price paid for
nice dried Pittcd Cherries, Dried Raspber-
res and Dried Blackberries. Bring them
from the north, south east and west by the
pound, sack, bag, one and two horse load to
Sllas Young, Light Street. oct l-2m
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

Harriet A. Newkirk, Of Salem, says: was
cured of tetter in nv hand by three applica
tons Of Camphor Milk. My husband wa~
cured of old running sores 10y using i. l.
cured my ,on Of ,praiu,d ankl,, l'ri p
cents Sold by G. A, Klein, Biocn,burg.
anil l6 so "
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

For Dres. Goods aud Silks, Satins or Vel
vets to match 90 to Lutz 4 SlOau's.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05

All parties interested in buying good
cheap and FASHIONABLE CLOTHING
would find tito their interest to call at the
old reliable Clothing store Of
David LDwcnlerr'S
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1880-11-05
A UDITOR'S NOTICE

oct. s, ',O 4w
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
Is IT RIGlITl
Mr.. Editor

Mr.. Editor
viii you be so kind Il know you wild as
to impart to me Il little desirable informa-
ton on delicate subject 1t was
Saturday evening 49, the evening the
Phoenix" was played in the Atheneum-
that we girls discussed, among other things,
the propriety Of girls sitting on the lap
Of II handsome young man. Now, do you
think it right for girl to sit on young
mans lap even if she is engaged to him.
| don't, and I've bet the girls something
nice that you agree with me. AMELIA.
eve are the editor of a religious journal ;
still handsome, although somewhat aged
and possess the ability Of throwing light
upon any other subject beneath the sun, but
the one referred to. Having had no expert.
ence in the matter referred to our fair
ques,ioncr must content herself with our
profound and respectful silence upon the
subject -ED)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
THE GREAT ELECTRIC LIGHT.

w. w. Cole, the well-known Snowman.
has introduced this wonderful invention to
the public, and now uses it to illuminate
the vast tents Of his famous show, and it
will be on exhibition both afternoon and
evening during the soiourn of his mammoth
circus and menagerle in Cairo, May LIST.
This marvellous invention bids fair to event.
ually supersede all other modes of illumi.
nation, and the fact that it is to be presen.
ted to the public view IN q thorough and
practical manner, will prove gratifying to
the thousands Of visitors who daily witness
his great show. A thirty.horse engine is
required to furnish the electric current, and
seven huge chambers are used, which pro.
duce a luminous, luxuriant light, in com
parison with which all other Examinations
are but gloomy and shameful shadows.
while this wondrous agency diffuses a halo
OF light more than equal to 10000 gas lets,
and under its sunlike rays every object be.
comes as distinct as though it were mid
day. ASIDE from this phenomenal feature,
Mr.. Cole promises more new and novel at
fractions than any three shows that travel.
There are those mighty giants, Capt. Bates
and wife, who reach the enormous height of
eight feet troupe of six trained stations,
which have been educated to wonderful
degree of excellence; performing Spanish
bull, the first ever on exhibition; a den of
ierocious performing lions and tigers, and
rare wild animals from nearly every zone on
the face of the wide world, while the press
throughout the land pronounces his circus
the best one in existence. Over million
dollars are invested, and all It's beauties are
made doub!y beautiful by the great electric
light.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
FOR SALE CHEAP,

the following machinery, all in tirst-class
order One boiler nearly new, 40 inches
diameter, "a feet long, with smoke stack /;
one engine 10 inch bore, "a inch stroke,
with heater. force and lifting pump; one
Daniels planer; one 10 inch planer; four rip
saws and frames complete; one cut off saw
three shaping machines; one routing ma
chine for bed posts and rails; one self-feed
slat tenanting machine, one boring ma
chine; one power mortising machine; two
turning lathes; three Emery wheels, mounted
on shafts and frames; sixty feet of 2 inch
line shafting with pulleys, For price en-
quire at Furniture Factory.
WILLIAM EICHHoFF.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
ELECTRO VAPOR BATH.

Have you ever taken an electto-vapor
baih3 If not, let us suggest to you the ex-
periment-TAKE ONE, Apart from It's
clearly properties, its moral virtues, and its
saIutary effects, it has strong inducement
from the personal comfort it affords.
That this bath is conducive to health is
the universal expression of medical men;
because it equalizes the circulation of the
blood, renders the skin supple, soft and
moist, promotes free perSpiration, relieves
the body OF thick layer of obstructive
scurf and oleaginous deposit, thereby Civ.
ing an increased impetus to absorption and
secretion, while the electricity is imparting
tone and removing distractions from the
nervous system. The effect o. an electro
vapor bath is highly delightful The sen.
sations during the process are enjoyable,
and afterwards no less so. The hexibility
of the joints, the freedom of respiration,
the improved tone Of nervous feeling, Eul
mind aud body, intellect brighter, every
faculty livlier--memory, thought and ideas
at command after the bath--are notorious
to its patrons.
But the great value of these baths is OBJ
served in their use for remedial purposes.
They allay all pain. They act benetlcially
on the kidneys and urinary organs; give
tone to the stomach, liver, and bowels, i'm
parting new life to each---are unquestion-
ably the best remedy known for rheumatic,
neuralgia and catarrhal affections.
These baths are administered daily by
DR.. Marean at his Office, No. lao CONNER
cial avenue Over Blacks shoe store,)
Cairo, Ills. Ladies and gentlemen are re-
specially invited to call and see the appa-
ratus, which lis model of neatness and
perfection, learn terms, etc. A lady attend
ant always IN readiness to wait on lady
patrons
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
PERSONAL ITEMS.

DIR. Carter, of Mound City, was in town
yesterday.
MIR, NJ. B. Harrell, who has been i'll
for several days, will be able to resume his
duties again to-day,
Mr.. Oberly and his daughters, Edith
and Gertrude, will arrive in Cairo by the
|. G. r. r. train this afternoon to attend the
Grant reception.
Mr.. II. II. Milburn, accompanied by his
wife and Mrs, G, r. Kyle, left the city yes
terday afternoon for a short visit to Mo-
bile and New Orleans.
Mr.. Dave Barry. the popular Fourth
ward shoemaker, has donated fine pair OF
boots to the Catholic fair, now in progress
in the Hirbernian engine house,
Mr.. John Hagey's leg is gradually,
though slowly undergoing a change for the
better and since he has passed through avery
trying ordeal, this is a very gratifying TO
know.
1t is asserted that Capt Wright will
not consent to stand for reelection to the
city council. If this is true-and we hope
it Is not our council will be minus one of
our oldest and ablest members.
--Rt. Rev. Bishop Seymour, of Spring
field, will be IN Villa Ridge this evening
and in Cairo tomorrow evening. During
his stay he will be the guest of Mr.. Bonnar,
Tcctor of the Church of the Redeemer
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
At THE PLANTERS HOUSE.

W. +. Johnson, Vincenncs, Ind; VIM.
Sp0oner, Centralia; Martin b. Smith, City;
ii. Joif, n. Y; James Douglas, Wabash,
Ind; Edward Dunn, Indianapolis; F. l.,
Powers, st. Louis; L. II. Moore, Paducah
Geo. II. Taylor, Cincinnati; James +. Con-
nell, Marion; N. G. Abbott, Lincoln, Ncb.
S. b. Weldon, Centralia; jas. Parkinson,
Centralia; W. Hawk, Uihn; Mrs. McCallcn,
Dexter, Mo-; Chas. Suttlc, Philadelphia
l.. NJ. John, st. Louis; $. i. Harvey, st.
Louis; s. Young, st. Louis; W. G. Byon.
son, st. Louis; Il. G. Bronson, st. LOUIS; j.
w. Keen. st. Louis; G. II. Lee, Charleston
Mo; r. A. Bryant, Charleston, Mo.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
REMARKABLE TONTINES, NOT Is.
INMATES BUT THE TRUE RE
Its.

~
In the year 1868 the Equitable Life As.
surance society, of NewIork, introducedits
Tantinc system Of assurance The com.
pany at the beginning predicted remark
able results, based on careful estimates
Settlements are now being made with the
holders Of Tontine policies in Cairo, that
are terminating, which show that the actual
returns more than bear out the estimates.
Policy No. 52,033, issued April 2lst, 1870
on life of Geo. d. Williamson. Life policy
for $4,000.
Annual premium ......,...$ 149 IS
Total premium, ten years ...... 1,491 50
The holder of this policy may terminate
it on April 2lst 1880 and receive in cash
81 1853.
Having been insured for ten years for
the full amount Of his policy, namely,
$4,000
Or he may continue his policy and re.
ceiye an annual reduction OF premium
which, when his premium for 1881 becomes
payable will amount to $137 "a, leaving only
S34 OF of premium TO be paid; reduction
of Sll7 "A, 10 per cent. Or he may con
tinue his policy and receive the accumulated
surplus in cash $G77 so, and in addition
annual dividends beginning with his pre-
mum of 1881, dividend of 1881, $50 81.
Or he may terminate his original policy
and receive full paid up policy for s? ,O7O
Example No. 9, policy.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
Pitcher, Miss Lancaster, Will Robbins and

Pitcher Miss Lancaster Will Robbins and
lady Doctor Dunning and lady.
Miss Ella Armstrong, Miss Fnnnie
Pitcher, Miss Luella Frazier, Miss Nettic
schutter, Miss Hattie Mckee, Mr.. Charles
Thrupp, Miss Jessie Phillis, Mrs. p. A.
Taylor, Mrs. Alvord, Mrs, MCullagh, Miss
Daisy Robbins, Miss Ella Robbins, Miss
Carrie Kimbell, Miss Musa Green, Mr..
Robertson and lady, j. NJ Lansden and
lady, Mrs. Powell of st. Louis, Mrs. W. D.
Terry ofZanesvllle, OHIO, Miss Mollie Ri.
ley and Miss Cara Stratton, the Misses
Mackie, Mrs. George Fisher, Will Wright
and lady.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
PATENT STONE.

Jacob Kline desires the public to know
that he has perfected his machinery for the
manufacture of stone in blocks, and is now
ready to receive orders for sidewalk slabs,
foundation stone, building corners, window
stills, caps, etc. Orders will receive prompt
attention, and be filled without delay.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
ICE, ICE. PURE LAKE ICE!>

f. NJ. Ward will enter the field again
this season, with his ice wagons, and will
be prepared, as formerly, to furnish pure
lake ice, in any part Of the city, every day,
in any quantity desired. The fact that he
will give the business his personal super
vision, furnishes guarantee that his pat
rons will be promptly, faithfully and salts
factorily served
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD co.
TO THE PUBLIC.
CHICAGO, March 3lst, 1890.

CHICAGO, March 3lst. 1890.
On April LIST, 1880, the Illinois Central
Railroad company commences the sale OF
local tickets on all of its lines in Illinois
at three cents per mile, in place of four
cents as heretofore.
We trust that this reduction will meet the
appreciation Of our patrons, and will result
in materially stimulating local travel along
the line. Respectfully,
w. p. JOHNSON, Gen. Pass. ACT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
DAY BOARDING.

Mr.. Chas Shoenmeyer, proprietor of the
Germania house, situated at the junction
of Poplar and Tenth streets and Wash
intgon avenue, is prepared to
accommodate few more day
boarders at reasonable rates. The
table is first class, containing always the
best the season affords, and the general ac-
commodations afforded are nh surpassed
by any private boarding house in thu city.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
FOR THE RECEPTION.

A full line of goods especially adapted
for receptions and parties. Prince Albert
coats, white vests, fine white ties white
kid gloves, etc. etc, just received.
A. MARX.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
SEE YOURSELF AS OTHERS SEE YOU

1t you want a perfect, natural and life
like picture of yourself or friend in India
ink and water colors, albumen ink or oil
on canvass, give Lightfoot & Shelton, who
represent the celebrated Auburn Company,
your order. If not satisfied, no charges.
Agents wanted. Special terms on applica-
ton, Call at Mrs. Sites, Seventh street.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15

For SALE-For cash, new two-hun
bred dollar Mendelssohn piano, for 1925,
and the freight from factory Apply at
this, office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15

THE "Active" cooking stove, the best
ever brought to this market. Call and see
it, at Davidson's.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
SPECIAL LOCAL ITEMS.

The "Active" cooking stove, the best
ever brought to this market. Call and see
it, at Dayidson's.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

III, ADVERTISEMENTS in this column, Of
"A a.. tines each or ess Will be published for %
.ss1,r ono insertion times. 10 cents; week, 1907
Iosfa. 80; 3 months without change, Si.00 per
nvstA Each additional line prorata. Situations
Uxatsd free.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-04-15

WANTED IMMEDIATELY
A spod housekecpcr, one who understands house
rxrpIpg and tending children, German preferred.
AppIv AZ this Office FOL further information. Ref
erxnce required
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-13
A story of steel Pens.

Few persons who use steel pens on which
is stamped ''Gillott' have any idea of the
story Of suffering, of indomitable pluck and
persistence which belong to the placing of
that name on that article. A long depres-
sion in trade in England threw thousands Of
Sheffield mechanics out of work, among
them Joseph elliott, then twenty-one years
of age. He left the city with but shilling
in his pocket. Reaching Birmingham, he
went into an old inn and sat down upon
a wooden settle in the tap-room. His last
penny was spent for a roll. He was weak,
hungry and ill. He had not q friend in
Birmingham, and there was little chance
that he would find work. In his despond-
ency he was tempted to give up, and turn
beggar or tramp. Then a sudden fiery
energy siezed him. He brought his fist
down on the table, declaring to himself that
he would try and trust in God, come what
would. He found work that day in making
belt buckles which were then fashionable
AS soon as he had saved a pound or two he
hired a garrett in Bread street, and there
carried on work for himself, bringing his
taste and his knowledge of tools into con-
slant use, even when working at handmade
goods. This was the secret of Gillotts sue
cess Other workmen drudged on passive
ly in the old ruts. lie was wide-awake,
eager to improve his work, or to shorten
the way of working. He fell in love with
a pretty and sensible girl named Mitchell,
who, with her brothers, was making steel
pens Each pen was then clipped, punched
and polished by hand, and pens were sold
at enormous high prices. elliott at once
brought his skill in tools to bear on the
matter, and soon invented machine which
turned the points out by thousands in the
time that man would require to make one.
lie married Miss Mitchell, and they carried
on the manufacture together for years. On
the morning Of his marrlageth industrious
young workman made gross of pens, and
sold them for thIrty-six dollars to pay the
wedding fees. In his old age, having reaped
an enormous fortune by his shrewdness,
honesty and industry, Dir. elliott went
again to the old inn, bought the settle, and
had the square sawed out and made into o
chair, which he left as an heirloom to his
family to remind them of the secret of his
aurnpGS
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-13

A monster whale was recently exhibited
in New York. A man stood on the whale S
hump as the dead levithian hay along the
bottom of the float. A half block of the
shiny black animal stretched It's length be-
yond him, while just beneath the path he
walked two and fro upon was the monsters
mouth-a bony, boat shaped lower jaw,
wider and half as long as whaleboat, and
a narrow pointed upper jaw, fringed with
whalebone and triced up with cable from
the top and beam underneath, placed as
corncobs are put in the mouths of hogs in
butcher shops. The whale looks like long
misshapen mass of glossy India rubber.
Only what may be called his after part
thirty or 40 feet back of the humps shaped
like fish, and that terminates much as
whales do in pictures with fantail, which
seems to have been accidentally put on the
wrong way. The skin is scratched and
torn in places, and the red blood that dis
tinguishes its kind from the fishes stains its
flesh. On the other side the aroma of the
fresh lime, which seems to have been carted
to the edge of the lower jaw and dumped
in, refreshes the visitor.
81 hope you didn't come here 10 jab
hHlNCS III ulLl1 Sdys TIC hlItdulO nlaH Oh
the whales hump, ''or umbrellas either, or
sticks (pointing to offenders who used
those implements). We amt exhibiting
the inside of the whale, and it won't last
any too long as it is.
''Step right along, good people, says
this exhibitor to the throng, whose memb-
ers march singly, hugging a railing that has
been put up around the dead whale; ''step
right along; there's more coming to see the
whale. Pass out of the other door. The
ear, sir, is just beneath that harpoon-no,
that's the eye. Pass on, good people,
you'll see the scars of the lances further
on. He was not killed with that harpoon;
he was killed by two-(that's the spout
hole, sir)-by two bomb lances that ex-
ploded in him and killed him. Afterward
that harpoon was stuck in, and he was
towed with it by men in that boat yonder.
'EWhales don't have teeth-that's the
whalebone, :" he said, presently, to man
who wanted to know whether whales sal
ways have hair on their teethF" ''That's
| the tan and this 10 the head. The spout
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-13

There is an Indian woman now living at
Joshia Peters's, near San Luis Rey, Cali
fornia, who is at least one hundred and
twenty-fOur years of age. Many years ago
her hair turned snowy white, but within
recent years it has undergone renewal, and
is now as black as coal. She Is now i'm
her second childhood speaks and lisps, and
has all the mental characteristics of chlld-
Some fifteen years ago this woman's men,
ory was good, and she recollected and told
distinctively of the time when the Mission
Fathers began building the San Diego Mis-
sion and tried to civiliZe the Indians. AT
that time-l769-she was young woman,
and living with her tribe near the Valfe de
los Viojas. The missionaries sent their
soldiers and vaqueros after the Indians TO
corral them and bring them into the mis-
sions, and treated the Indians with great
severity and cruelty. The old woman used
to relate that one of these vaqueros threw
lasso ever to catch her, and in 50 doing
strangled to death the infant that she was
carrying on her back w. B. CoHts and
other old residents of San LUIS Rey know
this venerable woman well, have often lis
tened to her relations of past times, and are
perfectly convinced that she is one hundred
and twenty four yea1s old.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1880-05-13
The Pad Agent.

lie was a well dressed pleasant faced
man, and he carried small black box in
his hand He entered an Gisurance office
with familiar air, walked up to the sole
occupant, who was writing letter, and
began:
Excuse me, sir, bot represent four
different kinds of pads, viz: Lung"
Il am busy" interrupted the letter
writer.
"Ylz: Lung, liver stomach and kidney,
and IN few days We"
Didn't | say that | was busy Z" de-
manded the citizen as he put down his pen.
You did, sir; and in few days we
shall bring out the heart pad, the throat
pad and the ear pad. Excuse me if / sit
down. Please let me feel of your pulse !"
81 want none of your pads, SIT! l am
busy, sir, and want my office to myself ~
Nevertheless, you do want a pad, and
/ can prove it. A healthy pulse should not
beat over eighty-fve per minute. I'll bet
yours goes to hundred. Any one can see
that you are ailing. can sell you a beau
tiful stomach pad at reduced rates. How
much do you"
Didn't | say didn't want any of your
pads, sirl"
Correct you did. Do your lungs
trouble you 2"
mo, sir!"
"Heart all right ?"
Eyes, sir"
Hearing goodl"
''Yes, sir!'
''Ever have the baek-ache p
mo, sir!"
Spleen all right3"
''Yes, sir !"
Throat bother you2"
mo, sir! tell you don't want any of
your pads want to be let right alone
I've got headache this morn-."
Eureka! Keep still!-not q word
You furnish the capital, and I'll put in my
time and we'll bring out headache pad
Capital idea-rich thought Go ahead
and write your letter, and III be-"
The citizen ran for his cane in the corner
but the pads had walked out TO hunt for
ailIng humanity.