The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-05-14
EcissOriAEAtuEns.
Edison's song "Lite of my light
farewell"

Edison's song "Lite of my light
farewell"
Tangle foot whisky is row being set
on the counters labelled :l3, Is, Il !"
How it must rake donkey laugh
to see what an insignificant little ear
whale can boast.
When woman wants to be pretty
she bangs her har, and when she wants
TO be ugly she bangs the dishes.
q paper devoted to the sugar trade
and named the Sugar Beet, has just
taken root in Philadelphia.
"rhe past is goue," said Gen. Grant
at New Orleans. Those who think the
past is yet to cCu1c are disappointed.
Tie first Presidential candidate
was mentioned by Tennyson, who in
one of his earliest poems sang AT
eve the beetle boometh."
\ western critic describes the kissi, g
between Paul Castle AMI Virginia Alb
bott as "a communion of the intangible
by tangible means"
1t is against the law in Wilson's n
fer any druggist to offer for sale a,y
bears oil not made from a b ar Thty
think great deal Of the top of their
heads out that way.
y Syracuse (N.-Y.) boy laid ASIDE
his dime novel to go down cellar. He
thought he saw a grizzly bear in the
potato bin, and in making a rush for
the stairs he fell and broke his neck
It is thought ths. the price o. beer
will soon be advanced dollar barrel
in most of the large cities ct the Unlni
The result will be that the more beer
goes up the less of it will go down
The tat men of Baltimore gave a
ball last week, but did not dance
They lett that to tie more agile. The
heaviest man present weighed 43G
pounds, aud the weighsicst maiden S15
pounds.
When ChristIancy was married he
was so nervous that the clergyman had
to help him to put the ring on the
brides finger. Doubtless he has often
wished since that he had given 1t up
as a task beyond his abilities.
81 wish | was worth million oi
dollars" said a gentleman. "What
good would it do yon, for you don't
spend your present income 20 inquired
friend. ''Oh, could be economical
ON a large scale
Some folks pretend to say that Theo
dore Thomas will try to lead the music
OF the angels or raise a row wien IL
gets to heaven Detroit Free Press
As it man who has liYei six month,
III Cincinnati is going to get to heaven
-LouiSrUe Co,n'te,' Jono2aal
The Boston transcript notes that
even the man ct iron will grow rust
from iraction.
One good way OF forgetting you,
own troubles is to set about earnestly
helping other people. i
Financially speaking, the Ere, ch Aar,
frarc PEOPLE, willie the Italians ar,
lires. .-Eachd''Ge. If you tul tn n,
so. You mieht get a plaster on you
eye; but it's perfectly safe to say til,
Cii ese have tiels.
Vanderbilt denies that he intends t,
retire from active business pursuits. II,
evidently endorses Pats opinion tha
"drinks is good thing, but you car
get enough ofthat-but you can't ge
too much money"
Indiana now has a registration lay
something it has long stood in rec,
of. This will break up the venerabl
Democratic practice of using Kentuck
voters on both sides of the Ohio rive,
The total namber of vot,,s cast a
the late election in Great Britain wa
1866 600, which is about two-ti.irti
less than the total vote cast at tho las
Presidential election in this country.
Tie Cnadian Government ha
Iced ON the FREQ list all America
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