, 1880-05-07

PERSONALS.

"Your plgcon.toed candidate I must be-"
IS J. 1uden.
We always thought that Mr.. Tilden was
harmless as dove, and the discovery thAtho Ia
plgeon'toed confirms tho opinion.
The contest between DIr. Kenble's crowd
oflegisators and the Peunsylvnnia authorities
appears To have been a got-out.aa.you-can
afatr.
II the officers Of the Constellation attend q
few more bnnquets there will bo more suffering
Ia ireland than there was previous to their 1r-
rival.
The King Of sIam's full name Is said to be-
Phrnbat somdotch phra Paramondo Maha Chut-
ahiongkoru Klow. His name when sober has
not bcen made public.
A Savannah man recently invented wnter.
veloclpede, but the priceless secret of its con-,
sssueuon Is lost forever, III tho sharks took tho
uaaa and machine In on ita nrst trip.
"Go0d Deacon "-There Is no church on
Madison street near the city limits. There fs a
aca'ttsck out that way, but, Of course, the long
etflng OF poople you sec every Sunday morning
know nothing Of that fact,
"Fltnca Leop0ldh-We must positively de-
e!'no 70 gtve tho pedtgrees OF auy more young
aacs that you are satd to be engaged to until
assured that you mean business. Never spar
a1ouudlong In matters OF tho hoart.
Aoratto Seymour says ho never heard any
elttos who could eurpa8s In eloquenoo tho IN.
Taught indian. Mr. Seymour may not know It,
out tha untutored red man Is equally handy
with bottle Of whiaky.
correspondent wants to know why tho
pelican was 10 called. Nobody around here
seeme TO know, but there 10 general sentiment
taa1. aod tho discoverer ut the pelican got a
kooa look At its bill. the bird would havo boen
called plumber.
Ine Rev. Adirondack Murray wants to
aoae hono from Europe and be forgiven, but
Ss!n,ul aarvoy Of tho ground by his frlontls has
ssSesoped tho fact that the scarcity Of fatted
sts1, .sss ~ tae vicinity Of Guilford, Conn.,, Is
ampls phenomenal.
PENNSYLVANIA boys should be particularly
,aa,a "M t6ls summer about stcaling water
~ ss'vns !ae action Of the Board Of Pardous In
LEU sase o1 Tue convicted members Of tho Lcgs-
sa!e ss sa!aod such fuss that something terrible
snsS IVY % cone 10 order to make anything like O
Vic. tn1 1oYe OF woman for her children has
taa'aoly ts'. no parallel In human experience, un-
~ pss!napa. 1t IL tho persistence aud romaek-
sr,s so''ty displayed by tho fair sex Ia 4Iscoy-
ns.s o.cfea1n Balloons In localities where tho
ssa"1, ,ss 1ousnesa- Ike man would not bcloyo them
enss.t s..o " maintaining oven tho prccartous and
tha.. th'stal existence that Is Justly noted out to
thsss eaae anu thuso who keep them. Tint
II ~. tssh'oloua establishments nro permitted
M,ss.f .nesf oaleful light on tho more frcQucnt-
it,,ouFa1afca ~, of large oiles Ia an evil which
,hat4 "M ever be dlG1cult to wholly supprcss. but
ot .assoaoameuts upon tho residence portion
I'M ~. .n"n-'atn'shing pitfalls Into which our
afs,. u continually being lurod by dcssnilng
.on.s. apoa whom they have perhaps already
4s.oa r,rs s,l Tho hard'earnod price OF q tho
f,th..A Ae1eE-should bo teslsted BY nil
Mis none OF whom should stand
,ro,u ~ saa 500 thcir sons drawn Into tho mael.
M.,a. W striped stockings and frozen corn.
viii ,.lo sspuha which they aro already oisoltn9
BcY, .sauaa ~ rapld!ty. With the lemonade
al nm ~ oao slde and tho lce-crcam Charyb.
man st ~, o.oes, the path Of the average young
nsrs,a! ~ tals season Of tho rear IL uoo,iisry
pror%as Aad the least that can 10 donn Ia Ia
noetnrn.1 1olae lection OF the city In which tho
Win 49, excursions Of youth will not 10 beset
hsn ae hangers to which no haye alluded. It
c.n,,s "a secrct that leo cream lafra bnya "a,
bssn;,,o, oeen opened On several Of Cur most
tho .a.s Fesldenco streets, and the fact that
accc.,,h,a " % au the parks ara rendered. H.
of thar n." ~ sne average young man by reason
ting in,t,."ssas t,sssoas pru1amlty to thesa deyasta.
rroo.,. ,usutntlons 10 too we'll known n nead
o,MIauon hcse. The unaooountAbIa fnnaana.
tbs W. .olks for sitting on Tho front sters In
t,emrls nsF aaN lime long ago made that place or-
sunlst -. ,ua"eslfsole from the point Of Wow 10
tanjI~ tae |oung man Whose lnterest n, thn
lhn =, ssneees upon tho oldest da,.rt,far. soa r.
ttonica' isa afe 70 oo rendered unsa "a h. the
" rel.tis" so".h Of toe.cream saloons. the frianas
souns css nefetofore existiux botwoen tha
10 bs permana..nen ~ women Ok this country bid 2alr