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Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
woMAN's FEAR OF cows.
A Scene From Real Life at Detroit. .



1t is now over one hundred year,
since an American philosopher pro
pounded the query, "W ny is q wo
man afraid OF u COW ?n and yet NJ
one has ever succeeded in giving O
satisfactory answer. There is once
in while u woman who doesn'
seem to have the slightest fear,
even when passing COW with one
horn twisted all out of shape; but
follow that woman home aud you
will find that she kicks the dog,
cuffs the children, jaws her hus.
band, ami knows how to sharpen q
butcher knife and use an axe. The
real woman has Il mortal terror oil
cows, and the real COW seems to
have an antipathy for her.
Friday forenoon lady WAS
walking down Cass avenue when
she suddenly came upon a COW.
The animal was feeding on the
other side Of the street. and the
boy sent out to watch her sat I'M
der shade tree and played on a
mouth organ.
The lady halted.
The cow looked up.
"LOst anything, ma'am ?'' asked
the boy, AZ he moved the music
from his mouth.
"I-pm afraid of that cowr' she
replied.
"What fur? Cows don't bite nor
kick, same AS a horse. All they
can do is TO run their horns through
you and pin you to the ground"
sob! my--she's coming!n
"No, she hain't. She's just maxi
Ing believe that she wants to get at
ye and hook ye over the fence"
"Oh! but dare not passW
Eyes, you dare. Cows know
when woman is afraid just as
quick as anybody. The mint you
give COWS to understand that you
are able to catch 'em by the heels
and mop the ground with 'em they
go TO hunting for ciover.n
Dear me! but 1 guess pli go
back!'
~ wouldn't. II yen only spit
on yer hands and shake your fist
at her she'll wilt right down. Cows
knows who's boss just rs well as
men do. Now then, Phi hold yer
parasol while you spit on yer
hands,
"Oh! I can't-Pm going right
homeW
"Well, my little brother he
swears at 'em instead of splitting on
his hands. See ii you can do that.n
'No--no--no! l. going nowv
elf l wasa woman ana couldn't
swear or spit on my hands,
should carry IL sw0rd.cane to stab
cows WITH" observed tho boy as
he looked across the way.
MY soul! but there's another
cow up there!" exclaimed the lady
as she looked up the street.
Eyes; lots o. cows around these
days, but I never heard of two
COWS attacking a woman at once.
L guess one generally hooks 'em all
to pieces first, and then the other
comes up and paws at The mangled
remains. Ifyou -"
The lady uttered n first class
scream and made u jump for the
nearest gate. Itopened hard, and
after one pull she went over the
fence and up the front steps of a
strange house, there to remain till
her husband could be summoned
by telephone to come and act AS II
body-guard.
"Pd just like to be u woman,u
unused the boy, as he sat down to
punish his mouth organ some
more. "pd carry bowie.knife
down the back of my neck and the
first COW that tried to hook me
would feel that 'ere knife playing
mumblety-peg around her vicious
heart-strings."
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Sunday Sea. Side Resort.

That famous caterer to the COM
fort aud amusement loving public,
Jbe Bayer, having leased the Pa
Wilton at Santa Monica, every Sun
day a band will be in attendance
for the lovers Of the dance. Ten
pins and the famous Boca beer will
assist the excursionists to while
away the time. Don't forget, in
the heated term, that the champion
resort of the Pacific Coast is but an
hours remove from Los Angeles,
with the genial Bayer to make
things pleasant. 1y7-u
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

The affairs of spiritualism are
Just now at standstiil at Gaines
Vile, Ga since at q recent seance
the audience were told that spirit
hands would fOndle them when the
lights were put out, and did fondle
them so successfully that half the
watches and portable articles of
bjoutrie and vertu they had about
their clothes disappeared with the
medium before the lights were
turned on again.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
COURT REPORTS.

Supert.r Cnurt...."..........H HOWARD, J.
TUESDAY, July 90, 1850.
In re Isaac Hartman, deceased,
member of the Bar-ResolutiOns
received and, on motion, ordered
spread on the records in full.
Estate OF Christian Karlson, de-
coasei-Order appointing J. w.
Potts administrator.
Estate of John L. Cover. deceas-
ed-OIder of yesterday suspended
aud ease set for Saturday,July 24th,
at 10 A. NJ.
McCreery vs.. Fuller-Defendsn mi
allowed to withdraw files, TO add
exhibits to engrossed statement.
Taylor vs.. Nc Lain-On trial.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
DIED.
FUNERAL NOTICES, ONE DOLLAR.

KINCaID-At East Los Angeles, July
10Th, Josephine, infant daughter OF
Lemuel and Anna Kincaid, aged six
weeks.
Funeral from the residence OF the
parents, Water street, East Los Ange,
les, to-day at O'Clock p. NJ. Friends
OF the family are respectfully invited
to attend without further notice.
WITTLESHOFFER Erin this city, July
19th, Nina, wi'o OF Julius Wittleshoefer,
aged 80 years.
Friends and acquaintance are invited
to attend the funeral from the family
residence, Spring street, near Third, at
2 O'Clock p. NJ. to-day, Wednesday,
July 2ist.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

ibid you break that window,
boy?" said the grocer, catching
hold of the fleeing urchin. eyes,
sir" "What dye mean, then, by
running off in this manner?'
"Please. sir, was running home
to get the money. was 'fraid If
didn't run quick / might forget it,"
And wi h that he skipped around
the corner. He doubtless found his
way home, but he probably lost
his way coming back. The grocer
still waits and watches.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Property Transfers.
REPORTED BY JOHN II. BRIEFLY
JULY 20. 1850.
CoNvEYANcEs.

CONyEYANCEs.
Pho Pico to Salisbury Haley-The Pico
House property ana lot 81 l0-12xll2 H., l.
side Main st, between st Charles and
Grand Central Hotels; other considera.
tons and S20I.
fhe Mutual Land Co to Jacob Haas
assignee Of ! homas Gates's stock-Lots
q, II, "a and %, blk l.: lots 9 AMI 10, blk
+; lots 8, II anu %. blk b; lots 3, 0 and 10,
blk ID; lots IL and Is, block A, in tract OF
said company in Morris vineyard, city;
$1,000.
and II NJ Widney, Trustees of Endow
ment fund of University or Southern
California to w II Wenk-Lot 8, block j {,
West Los Angeles; 500.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
TO Whom It May Concern.

Please take notice: Any person
having pledges or collaterals ut the
star Loan and Broker Office, NO. A
Commercial street, will please re-
deem the same or pay accrued IN
terest thereon within thirty days
from this date or they will be sold
p. S.--Money loaned on all kinds
of personal property. mfoutf
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Messrs. Bower IL Baker have re-
moved the CITY Foundry and
Machine Shop to their new works,
corner AT Main and Second streets,
opposite the Cathedral. They are
now building AN addition to the
present brick block and when COM
pleted they will be in good shape
to attend to their customers.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Tuyalids who are suffering from
chronic kidney aud liver diseases,
rheumatism, dyspepsia, scrofuia,
and all cutaneous affections, should
90 to Fulton's Sulphur Wells, To-
Gated thirteen miles from Los An
geles, on the Anaheim railroad
This water Is, beyond question,
ena ocl6tf
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Another large consignment Of
Holbrook 81 Ludlow's fine ladies'
shoes, French kid and pebble goat,
of all styles; also, large consign-
ment of Lilley, Bracket & Co.'S
fine shoes for men. This work is
well known to every one as being
of the best style and finest quality.
Remember the place, A, S. MELON.
aItPs, 81 Spring street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Again in the Field.

r. Wangemap, the practical anu
thorough piano tuner and repairer,
has returned to Los Angeles. II
You wish your instruments attend
ed to in "a proper manner give MN
call. All kinds of musical IN
struments repaired. Prices moder-
ate; 46 Spring street. lm-je2o
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

The Russian Electric Sulphureied
steam and other Medicated Baths
are located at No. Is Main street,
Opposite the Pico House. A cure
for Dropsy. Neuralgia and Rheu'
matism guaranteed. Gentlemen
and la lies will be waited upon by
persons Of their own sex. oi0ti
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Pianos and ORGANS For Sale.

Parties wishing No. pianos, Or
gans or other musical Instruments,
would do we'll to call at the branch
store of Sherman, Hyde d Co,
kept by Miss d. s.. Corona, 40
Main street, Cosmopolitan Hotel,
Los Angeles. Jy7-om.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
SEPULVEDA, j.

Isaac Hartman vs. Charles OIL
vera, Exr. ct ALT appearing to
the Court that the plaintiff in the
above cause has departed this life,
1t is ordered that the defendants
have ten days after the substitu
ton of the executor or administra-
tor of the estate Of said deceased, as
plaintiff herein, to answer.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

A number of desirable rooms to
let at No, 7 Third street. The loca'
ton is accessible and desirable
from every standpoint. The neigh
borhood Is good and the house IL
barely five minutes walk tom the
Court House.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

soc Bayer, of Congress Hall, has
lust received a consignment Of
boca lager beer. 1t is q su.
perb article and cannot be excelled
"a a draught beer. Oysters,
shrimps, hot and cold lunches OF all
kinds, constantly on hand. Give
him q call. Corner Main and Re
euona streets, opposite the y. -
Hotel. w
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Tho largest invoice of ladies,
misses aud chilPs fancy strap SAN
dals ever brought to Los Angeles
have just been received at the
great Half Price Boot and Shoe
House, opposite the PosLoilice, Los
Angeles.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

They were at a dinner party, and
he supposed she was fond of eth
nology. She said she was, but she
was not very well, and the doctor
had told her not to eat anything
for dessert but oranges.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

II you have n long-standing
cough, weak lungs, use the best
remedy in the market-Scotts
Emulsion Of Cod Liver OIL, with
Hypophosphtes of Lime and Soda
for sale by Hein2eman 81 Ellis.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Santa Monica shoes, which are
just coming out again, sold for al
most nothing at the great Half
Price Boot and Shoe House, oppo-
site the Postoilice, Los Angeles.
LEWIS Bros.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Saratoua Waves and Hair Wnrk

OF all kinds made to order, switch
es made from comblngs; human
hair bought and sold, by Mrs. TN
Adams, (tate of Topeka, Kansas
Mt 1873 Main street, between 2I and
81, Los Angeles.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Ice drops Of q curious form fell in
a shower in Massachusetts recent
iy, aud were used by lady to cool
lemonade. A child, looking up to
the sky, exclaimed: "Send them
down, cir; send them down, SIR"
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Jesse Moore d Co.'S fac old Bour-
bon and Rye WHISTLES by the pint
bottle or gallon, at WooIlacotts, 40
Spring street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

WEDNESDAY,. JULY 81, 1880
Herald Steam Printing House.

Printing House for doing Job work are not
surpassed In California outside of San
francisco and Sacramento. All work en-
trusted to us will be executed with neat
ness and dispatch at the loves, living
rates.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

He;nzeman & Ellis make physi-
clans prescriptions aud family re
cipes specially. They use strictly
pure drugs and chemicals. Give
them q call.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Clothes cleaned or dyed, theI
mended and pressed and warranted
to look like new, at No. 8 Alist
street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Half-soling and heeling boots
and shoes at the great Half Price
Boot and Shoe House for 81 90, OPP
posi,e the Postofiice, Los Angeles.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Boots and shoes almost given
away at,the great Half Price Boot
and Shoe House, opposite the POST
office, Los Angeles. LEWIS BROS.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

To al, wishing removed perma-
nently superauous Hair, Freckies,
Liver Spots, Black Worms, Moles.
ETC., I will send recipe free OF
s,- This great remedy was
Ply Professor %. Hinpa.
"a Chemist and East India
discoverer. Send u self-ad-
.fessed envelope to V. Pepper,
" Montgomery street, San Fran
cisco, California, Agent for the
United States and Canada. As al :
yertising is very expensive, this adj
yertisement will only appear for
one month. Please cut 1T out aud
preserve it. my2l I'm
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Five hundred dollars worth of
second hand clothing wanted at
No. 8 Also street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Gentlemen, II you wish :
good fit and good goods, please cal
at38 Main street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

See the Concolodor in his Won
aerfui trsnsmutation of colors al
the dyeing and. securing establish
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

Secondhand clothing bought and
sold at No. s 4 liso street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

The colorist does dyeing and
securing at No. s A liso street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

This is to notify all persons concerned
that no one IL authorized 10 incur any
indebtedness or obtain any cred It ON my
account, and that l will not pay any
bills incurred by any one without u
written order rom me.
Los Angeles, April .. issc'' spssf
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
uuzssEss ENTERPRISE.

faE HERALD STEAM PRINTING
HOUSE makes speciality Of Legal
Printing. Briefs, transcripts, etc.
printed at low rates.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
WAR DEPARTMENT, SIGNAL SERVICE
u s. ARMY.

Division of kilograms and Reports fol
the benefit OF Commerce and Agriculture
Report of observations taken al Los An
geies, CAL, July II, 1880.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
GEN LEMEN
ARE REMINDED THAT 81
B. F. coULT En-
81 BAKER BLOCK,

Has on EXHIBITION 200 OR 800 SAMPLE
embracing all the Novelties for Gentemens Wear, froI
the leading markets of the world, in Broadcloths Caa
meres Cheviots, Sutings, etc., from which you can ord
CLOTHING MADE TO ORDER at New York Price
in the Latest New York Styles and in every instance sa
isfacon guaranteed in fit you will not be expected ca
take the goods Call and the samples and prices and
you will save money by giving your orders. We have
the privilege of referring parties who have or
dered suits and are thoroughly satisfied.
Very Respectfully, jeLsm b. F. COULTER. s.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

r. Bills, having bought all the
interest in the trucks, teams anu
freighting business of MIR. j. T.
Glover (of the late firm of Bills d
0loyer), is now alone in the bnsi'
ness, and aIways on hand with his
teams at the old stand, No. z Mar
ket street. apl4tf
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Merino Bucks for Sole

From two to three dred well-bred
Merino bucks for sale al low prices.
Apply TO r.. II. BEALE,
J7 I'm TETON Ranch, Kern county, Cal.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
Testimonial to Martin Lehman

Mr.. Martin Lehman, who left for
San Francisco yesterday, where he
Will make his future residence, was
the recipient of handsome souve
mir from the members of tue fhir-
ty.Eights Engine Company, in the
form of a watch charm, enameed in
blue, on which is engraved "Thirly-
Fights l." and brace of trumpets.
On the reverse is the inscription:
"Presented to Martin Lehman by
the rhirty-Eights Engine Co. No.
l, Los Angeles, July Goth, 1880
The jewel is the workmanship of
Fred Linde and reflects credit on
the artist. Accompanying the
testimonial is the following letter,
signed by the members of the COM
pany:
Los ANGELES, July 90, 1880.
Martin Lehman, Esq, Brother
Fireman:
As you are about to leave this
city TO cast your lot elsewhere, we,
the Tnirty-E,ghte' Engine Com
pany, of which you have been n
good and Jealous member, wish to
show by u substantial compliment
to you our appreciation of your
merits as a member and our feel
ings toward you as one who has
always commanded our honor aud
esteem. we therefore present you
this gold Fireman's Jewel. and in
bidding you adieu, sincerely hope
for the success of any enterprise
in which you may embark.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

WINES AND LIQUORS FOR MEDI.
cINAL PURPosEs.-Families and
travellers wishing pure and unadul-
terated Wines, Whiskies,. Bran
dies, Gins, Runs, etc., either I'M
ported or domestic, by the pint,
bottle or gallon, will find at IA. J.
Woollacott's, 40 Spring street, the
choicest articles at the lowest pos
sibls margin. Family trade go
ljcited.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

r. Lindquist, merchant tailor,
No. 20 Spring street, is himself u
practical enter; and, having bad
ample experience in Sun Francisco
aud Los Angeles, knows how 10
meet the requirements of his Gus:
toners. He keeps a full supply OF
the beet cloths constantly on hand
aud makes them up "upon honor"
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

rho British Quarterliss givo 3 - ~ n
weli-dtgested information upon fh9 49,
events IN contemporaneoun h1.oney. ~
and valuable In literature. - ven = : p
mary Of the triumphs OF ocionoo ~ ~
Tho wars likely to convulee ~ Dsro0- IN
form topics for discussion. the< Vlu ~
where else to be found. BiackWoox's M
sine ia fomOus for stories. asaayo "a G|6t1&s
- Of the highest literary merit, #
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
FOR SALE-FOR RENT.
FOR SALE.

A FINE MARBLE TOP WALNUT
bedroom SET, nearly new, with mat
tresses, pillows and bolster, with ward
robe to match set; will be sold cheap, on
account of departure OF the owner.
Apply to G. A. JOHNSON, Agent, No.
10 Downey Block. jll3t
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

sew subscribers iAppiyirR sAfiyl srr Il !.
yH1r iR7T .ohy have, wildcat charge, flo
arnhafs ip1 tss ss-stcuarter % lS5e - eurn
peTi3iicslS A. tisss may subscribe Tor.
Ae.ihCr rferllstu4 70 suhscf ban. onr d1s
cos,nt 70 Clubs can be allowed unless me
money IL feioittsd n the pnnlishrrr X,
rrea,uyna given 70 Or. IA (.
Circulars VIII futftef IefftfnI1r& u, ~ = E
Rad On apnlloaficn. =. 4 >/1I|1
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21
HOUSE 10 MOVE.

l wish to move small house. Those
in the house-muving business can con-
tract to move it by calling on j. II. Ii u T.
LIE Il, l3o Main street, I'm mediately.
jyll.lW
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1880-07-21

N. IEV EKINUt
Acting Sec'y Los Angeles Bee
Beepers' Association.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-05-16
THEIR GRIENAkcn.

The San Francisco BElSia. Of May
lith. publishes . copy Of 3 written doe
ument which the Hanford settlers pre-
sented Marshal Poole the evening after
the shooting occurred Il premises
that the settlers are not able 10 present
their equity SO quickly as their oPPo-
nents al complete q process for eject
ment, and closes rs follows: Three
cases have been appealed TO the United
States supreme court, and we are de-
termined TO submit 70 no ejectment
until said cases are decided. We pre-
sent the following facts: First, these
lands were neyer granted 10 the South
ern Pacific railroad company; second,
We have certain equities that must be
respected and shall be respected; third,
the patents they hold 10 our lands were
acquired by misrepresentation and
fraud, and we as American citizens
can't ard will not respect them without
investigation by our government; and
fourth, the Southern Pacific railroad
company have not complied with their
contract, both with our people and with
our government, and, therefore, for
these several reasons we Q In duty
bound to ask you to desist. by author
ity Of the league.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-05-16
lawyer Rage.

Lille Rock Gazette.
Some years ago a patent medicine
mar Of ST. Louis wrote \ confidential
letter to n young nan requesting him
TO send the names Of all the yerr fieshy
men In Little Rock. The young man,
with n full appreciation Of a happy plan
suddenly struck upon, sent the names
all the very lean men In town. The
effect was very decisive. A short time
afterward n prominent laweyer, whose
leanness has ever been the subject OF
remark. received a letter which read:
.'Dear Sir: Our American anti-fat
remedy will white the fat from you in
six days. Send US % cents"
This letter was thrown aside, not
without a few expressions Of ingrati-
tude.
The next mail brought another with
the following contents:
Dear Sir: II you have concluded to
surrender your paunch, send us the 25
cents.
by this tina the genial man was
warm. lie cursed NIL the patent medi-
cinemen In the world. Several days
after this n boy came 10 the Office and
handed the lawyer a letter. On the
envelope was written: "Opened by
mistake; Miss Jackson" The lawyer
took the letter and read:
Dear Sir: We are sorry that your
abdominal proturberance Is giving you
SO much trouble. This Is your own
fault, for u American anti-fat Will
act Xix u drawing KNIFE IN whi'tiihg
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-05-16
the Lost Atuian,a.

All hope of the training ship ATLANTA
has now been given up, the different
vessels despatched in search OF her hav-
ing returned from their fruitless mis-
sion. The sad event has been seized
upon by Mr.. Sturgeon, who has hung
upon 1t n very curious piece of sermon
izing. Taking as his text ''The sea Is
His and lie made It, Mr.. Spurgeon
ridiculed the idea of the fear of the
ocean which is entertained by so many
as unworthy OF Christians. "The Lord,
Himself" he said, land His disciples
went TO sea. lie vas Lord High Adj
miral Of the waters ane he Eve gave
up his rank. He owns the sea by right
Of creation, but gave man dominion
over 1t and the fish thereof. II none
ever crossed the deep how could man
have domion there? Man was meant
to plough the sea rs well n the land;
man was Gods viceroy holding under
the king and paying n quit rent Of ador-
alton and reverence