The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-01-06

-T~Si Tor married toik.--ina, let the xas 4.
down your wrath.
a society for the prevenifom ut cruelty Q.
wiyc. - :sISrt 81 IN England.
What is thar which ties too persons and oa,y
'otrae. "ae wedding ring.
III" h"os.,oisi that keep. y baby eau saos,t
Z" ~rii ~ alarm clock very cheap.
TO nscthsr~-vaccima,s from the calf dir<es
II ,'.n has-any regard for your infants veal.
--Ce,ywsyo il not the xor>, "a al mankind Tor
he does a,.t know who his uI",her-in-aW -.
Mas ac hus~t,. il xn,azed to find Tia, her
divorce c,--. nave Increased In per cent. since
lsgl
-"wha, were the worst re: ul,. Of the elva
war p? crtcd An orator. Widows" shoe; sj
J"nss. wh" had married one.
in Mrhigsn etiquette p<r,n,ts a bride 4" h.
marr'e,, Without gloves, because that's the Ssy
she handles the groom after marriage.
Il, ,s difficult To understand why w,se ne,-r
asks her husband Iii the doors are al iceksi t.
until after ne is sn,gly Covered up in bed.
An doctors recommend people u 60 to ii. -
lying oa the l-f' side. This 10 all the hotter / I,
you are ii,te deaf ia the lsft ear snd DONE .et
home TIL tate.
After marriage Young couple always v 10
n: least hail dozen chairs IN every ROOM IN d cir
home. ~i,''e before they und one in the par.or
will answer every purpose. with spses 70 sps'e-
Siorx City has a grocer named Damh;,u.
ar".:r ,s,s he ..,, , s
the husband looks rs If he had been ant,
patel.
Women are naturally suspicious. You may
have got long hair on your shouldsr irc,a
hold!nZa -lx-year-oh S,ri. bat your mother n
iaw viii 'a'h y"ar wife in d0uhooS the statement
every time.
An exchange says the way 10 live on ~
week anil ave n'"nry - to get naIr'ed snd
..S IN YOUR WIFE, .;, ps aren't One ds ..
and beer, Sni the other :; ssnis you can put
away for \ raiDv day.
And hos il your neightvr. Mrs. BroWn -
ins,uir' nr~iy dresser lady % auos;. e,
she's we'll esonsh, suppo-e. I haven. ..
her To- speak Ia her tor six weeks" "Wh,. !
thoc2ht you tw" where the most frier ~
terms" ''w-si-ws used to 10 bat we've *
changed srrvsnf>-''
II fashionable garment eam nos b. o. Dc
emitting OF the breast packsis, ssshsS,ng !, h.
hind, and sewing ~ cents worth Of s,lsck
rouchins around the neck. With one az :hesS
on . middle sized woman can sail INTO cent
store With the air OF q duchess.
-"Why should u monuuseus b erected to
ADAM" asks An exchange. Well, oscau.. 80
don't want to forget the Old fellow: becau-- No
never parted his N the middle. o. -
hna things his own wsy. and bsealSs Dot Luo~-
ing when he was veil Oh. - vsns aai goe
married And nov he's dead.
How long has she hesa aesd 80 inq,nr-,ls
beresveh husband A. he quietly sasppsa into ,hc
bystander. "weil. it's oil right. ] Dossr got .
chance to any Of my folks dEnW their lest
breath II hundred Of my fs,epds we're TO de.
tWould he lust nv luck 70 misc 10, every time"
Grief will assert itself.
Careless hushands can nsW BE- detos.tsd 10
their provoking neglect IN one rsepeet The
n-w rule Of the poss-of'ce dsp.rtmsas Tsqnirce
al ieiters to be stamped With the dase Ct the.
IN. wife 10 his pocket . week the old excuse
xoEk. Some other excuse must b inyented.
"A ChscaGO lssiy recently - hold Of the tail
Of q mouse instead Of the end Of The laeos white
preparing 10 pat On shoe the oshoe Dnorn,ux.
The screeeh that followed ar0uoed her sle~p.na
husband, whO crcssly avoAea thAe - didn't be-
eve that il was mouse as I'll. Dce b. change
mis- mind when he jumped into HE Trousers and
that the ANIMAL I'D taken refuge ~
me OF his pant legs after leaving his vito. shss
He dances the hishlsnd 1'Dg yee Vhsu he ,h,nke
81 ii.
II gentleman n Paris paid . visit the other
iay to . lady. 10 whose pasios - 800 portrait
Il . lovely woman Of. aay, 1vs-and-lws1sy.
Upon the sntr.ncss VI the ladv her vioisor ssk;sS
her " the portrait wss . hmily portrait. AMI
sas told thatt ropreseaeesl her ooeea0pd dsSuh-
er. Has IL booo leg eiaeo yeAleQe Aes!" askeA
he gentleman. "Al6s! as." .eVlieA ehs :ady.
.shc died juss elSor hsr l1sGA. - had :
Portrait painted % rspssceae ~ = - ssalA
ave apPsersa Il che bad lyst uAAn 10W."