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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

PEorLE who are regulated BY no So
tenn in living are a great nuisance IL
their neirhbDrS- They place no vaIne
upon time. they seldom keep an an
p0infmenf- Ey0n ask them u be voIr
guests. they rarely appear ~ the time
designated and are quite sure not ~ -
when the day fVr their departure Ar
rives: they are down late in the MORN
ing. and 81 mp rerv late AZ night. are
uncertain about their meals. intrude
upon Rrur privacy NJ unreasonable
hours. and are snblimely Indifferent 10
the fact that they are Il plague and a
nuisance - the whole household. These
~haphazard people are = - careless and
inconsiderate in other matters. keeping
everything i'm confusion. mislavfny
book and papers. tucking things away
in old places where they cannot be
found when they are most needed: max
ing \ chaos II the room which thev
occupy; cracking the furniture. smash
in bowls. soiling the curtains and
carpet. and masking all sorts ~ extra
work And - far from feeling il neccs-
sary 70 apologize. these free and easy
visitors rather pride themselves upon
their Indifference To trifes. and profess
q despise ~..picaynnishs folks. 1hey
are in fact very careless in reference
70 money matters. and delay paying
their just bills A. long ns possible All
IN all a man who i thrcughly unsys-
iemaiic i'm NIL his WAYS is n very dis
agreeable and troublesome member ~
socicty-murh more so than Others wh0
carry the matter Of system 20
which j. q very possible thing Their
! mo- virtue that may MOI be .ru int.
The ground
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29
The Teeth Of the Ancient Greeks.

One 81 the mos remarkable features
Of the discovery Of the band Of Thebans
who fell nj ChTronca Is that. according
70 the report. All the teeth Of cach
member Of the Sacred Band are sound
and complete. Either these gallant
patriots We're exceptionally lucky. or
the condition ~ teeth ia old Greece was
enviably different from that az later
and more degenerate days The
Romans were well acquainted with the
evils that attend on the possession II
teeth. and had some considerable
knowledge Of the use Of gold III
countcracting these evils. IL We re-
member rightly. an exception 20 the
rule of not burning precious objects
with departed Romans was made in
favor OF the gold that had been used
Tor stopping teeth. We moderns may
compare favorably with the Romans in
the skill Of ou dentists. but we cannof
pretend 10 rival the defenders of Thebes
IN their superiority 10 the necessity for
these gentlemen Rare indeed are the
happy mortals Of to-day who can truly
boast that their teeth are in the perfect
condition that nature intended. and
that the craft II the dentist has nere
employed upon them. Ii would
pc a difficult task 10 select from our
army, or any modern army. three hum
dred men with teeth s. sound as those
Of the Theban warriors are reported 10
london Atacs-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

Mosr Americans sleep to. little: and
almost all Americans fail 20 sleep 70 the
best advantage. II Is curious how re
lucianfly we take Gods best gifts The
Gospel 4 not the only one which men
put away from them Al night Goo
puts the light out and calls upon every
thing and every one 10 20 70 sleep
Nature accepts the invitation; the fow-
ers, the bees. the birds 20 10 their sleep
soon after sunset. but we are all Ike
children; and we fight agains; sleep till
IL overpowers Us and carries US Of De
spite ourselves He giveth His be-
loved Sleep but we do not know that
we are His beloved. nor that sleep j. His
gift; and we rarely appreciate il till
some oyermastering anxiety drives the
nursing sleep from M home: and then
we bemoan her exile and try to charm
her back again In the morning Gods
sun tries TO awaken Us. as 4 mother her
child. by the gentlest Of kisses-for
what kiss IS so gentle rs that Of the sum-
beam?-~and the flowers. and bees and
birds awaken to beauty and song: but
we shut the tender mother out. and re-
fuse the gift Of resurrection life which
the morning brings, and cling at sun
rise TO the sleep which we so stoufly
repealed in the early darkness. Twice
every day God SAYS to US. Rest and
life are my gifts and twice every day
we push them from Us till we can no
longer resist them. The two sweetest
and most delicious hours Of the day
ought to be the hour Of falling asleep
and the hour Of awakening; and we
make them both hours Of discomfort.
even from our childhood. For there
are two things that nearly all people
are reluctant 70 do-go to bed Al night.
and get up In the morning.
No one person can Law down rules 70.
another's sleep any more than he can
for another's eating: for every nature
is = law unto itself; bat there are some
general principles Of almost universal
application We put them here tersely
for easier recollection:
Night il the time for sleep; daylight
is the time for activity
A healthy person is his own best
alarm clock. 10 not waken your chill
dren- II they sleep too late in the
morning il j. because they do not 20 TO
bed early enough al night
The early night hours are the best
sleeping hours; the early morning hours
are the best working hours
The best remedy for sleeplessness is
: tired body mot too tired) and 4 trust
tul mind Sleepless children are rare;
for their bodies are ceaselessly al work
and their minds do not worry.
Different natures need different meas
ures Of sleep; Humboldt is said 10 have
lived on four hours Of sleep. But eight
hours Is a fair average; and he who
borrows from his sleep for his work bor-
rows at a ~frightful rate Of interest. and
Of > Insurer who viii prove 70 be . VERT
able ~Shylock.- Christina EnioA-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29
Adre's Prophetic Poem.

DURING the Years 1873 and l-s0
Andre was on duty in New York and
took a leading part in the social life D:
that city. lie accompanied Sir HENRY
clinton AZ the capture OF Stony Point.
june !. 1879. and wrote a a~id-de-camp
upon the glacis of Fort Lafayette the
terms Of equalization conceded to The
garrison. He kept a careful diary and
frequently wrote squibs in prose and
verse for the loyaiisf papers. and III
August. ls1o, composed NJ Elizabeth
Town a b~uries4ue poem entitled = The
Cow Chase In three canfos. amount
ing - seventy quatrains. The subject
was the attack made bg General WAYNE
upon a bloek-house near Bulls Ferry
Two or three miles below Fort Lee. IN
order TO drive in some cattle from Ber-
gen Neck. BY A singular coincidence
inc last canto Of this poem was printed
- hivingfon.s Gnzette. September -.
lssO- the day of the poets capture m
iarrytown- The last sfanza l. a fol-
lows.
And now I've closed my epic STRAIN.
trcmhir A. show IL.
Lssi thi. same warrior drover. wayne.
should ever catch tine poet.
sinwuiarly enough. that
.seneral Wayne was the commander II
me post ~ Tappan mt the time az
Andre : execution. The original II thc
low chase in Andres autograph.
y sin preserved. and underneath Inv
above quoted lines an American pen has
added the coarse commentary:
hen The epic strain was SUM.
inc poet ny tho meek was hung.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

Tor can live on Mat. sleep on Hops. resist
sgue and malaria With Calisava, and enrich
tie blood with Iron. IN short, you can ind
neu life in MALT BfTTERs. made Of infer
mentet Malt. Hops, Calisaya and Iron. a
every druggist viii tell YOU
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

Many Of our readers may Be benefited By
he foiiosing reliable statement from Messrs-
A. Heilman 4 Sou. the E~elLknoxn Druggists
Of this city, who write; We have sold thou
sAnis ~ bottles o. that valued medIeine-
Hamburg Drops-zni every bottle that We
have solt has always cured Il never missed.
We recommend Il - the best medicine We ever
sold, and could furnish statements Of cures
sufficient % al the largest paper printed.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

Every one Of the more than 100. 900 CHAR
+ OAK STOVES now in the hands OF A.
many housekeepers have proved eminently
Practicable. easily kept in order. doing An
kinds Of cooking quickly. clearly and with
great economy Of fuel and labor.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

All our customers agree In saving that the
CHARTER DAB IL without doubt the best
Cook STOVE they ever used or sold, and be-
iiese IT. large high oven. ample warming
the most desirable stove thai a housekeeper
can buy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

After many YEAR, trial. We are satisfied
that the CHARTER OAK + the best Stove we
ever used. and cheerfully testify that IL i
the best adapted 70 the wants Of The general
public Of any stove in the market.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

PAT<oxs lSDEIrBLE Xxx Is the best for
Esrkiu< linen sample Will be sent post paid
for Dc b. r. H. st0diard. Sorthamu.on uass
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

Best in the world. Made only hy the Frazer
Lubriearor Co. At Chicago, New York and st.
Louis Sold everywhere
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

UNCLE sAxCEL HALL says that St. Jacobs
on has limberet up his limbs and he Is nov
ready for that foot race on the Fourth We
arc ready, too. Uncle You lid the fair thing
when you notified u in advance that yor had
used St. Jacobs" We can prepare accord
ingly-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

" afflicted with Sore Ewes. use Or. Isaac
IAcml=on's Eve Water. Druggists sell il, &c
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

WuH0rr's Fever and Ague Tonic. the
Old reliable remedy. nov sells az one dollar.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

R~EDDrSG's RrssfA SxLvE Il unrivalled for its
SPEEDY healing qualities. Price &c
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

GALVESTON young ladies carry walk
ing canes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-10-29

PRocrnAHLE At ALL DRUG STORES.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
Road Notice.
(Claus BarnhOlt ct all
SIrsTs OF KANSAS, lss

S1rsNs OF KANSAS, lss
Il AIAEN COUNTY,
The State Of Kansas, to whom It may CONCERN:
|, Whereas, application has been made by petit
hon tn the Beard or County Commissioners OF
sail county. for locating county road, as fol-
lows, tO-wit:
Commencing at the Southwest corner of Sec
etiOn IL, town %, range -, and running north ia
the northwest corner of section Is. town %,
range 10; also, from the northeast corner of Sec
tiOn II, town y, range 10 to the northwest cor
ner Of section IL, town ., range 10.
And whereas, Jos. Carter. Jas. Holt and A.
Brown, viewers of said county, have been order
ed by said County Commissioners to view and
locate said road.
Therefore, you are. hereby notified that said
viewers will proceed. ON the lst day Of Septpm-
Der, 1880. at 10 O'Clock q. H., at the place of be-
ginning Of said rUat. IT, view and locate said
road. and perform whatsoever other duties as
are required of them 10y law; and unless you
then file awritten application with sail viewers,
giving description Of. the premi5e:s,"n which
You claim dansAkessOr compensation, NOussappli-
cation for the same will he blxr,qli
Witness my hand at my Office in les. in said
county, ibis I'd day Of August, A. ID. lSsO.
7. s. SLOWER, County Clerk.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
Road Notice.
IN. &. Robinson ct al. y
STATE OF KANSAS, lss

STATE OF KANSAS, iss
ALLEN COUNTY,
The State Of Kansas, to whom it may concern:
Whereas, application has been made by petit
ton to the Board of County Commissioners 0f
said county, for locating county road, as fol-
lows, tO-Wit.
Commencing at the northwest corner of Sec
ton 6, township %, range 10. running thence
south five (5) miles to the northwest corner of
section 81, township 25, range 49, Said road to
be lDcaGed OH the section lines aS near as prac-
table.
And whereas, Jas. Sheets, A. Jcnries and II
Stowe, viewers OF said county, have been ORDER
ed by said County Commissioners to view and
locate said road.
Therefore, you are hereby notified that said
viewers will proceed, on the LIST day of Septem-
Der, 1SSO, at 10 O'Clock q. m, at the place Of be-
ginning Of said road, to view and locate said
road, and perform whatsoever other duties as
are required Of them by law; and unless You
then flle written sppl iGsdon with said viewers,
giving dese-iptipn of the premises on which
you claim dsyMagesOstcOmpensatiOn your appli-
cation for the same will he barred.
Wipiess-my hand ut my Office In lola, in said
corRT, thise2d day of August, A. ID. isS0.
It's. SLOWER, County Clerk.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

The lola REGISTER regards it as
certain, that, Hon. f: Hi Funston, of
Allen, county will be the Republican
nominee for Senator in the district
composed of Anderson and Allen cOun-
ties. We presume the REGISTER is
correct, and sincerely hope that, such
may prove to be the case. We, of
course, living at this distance can
have no interest in the matter except
SO far as general desire to have as
many good men in the State Senate as
possible. We are personally, acquain-
ted with Mr.. Funston and; we know
him to be entirely fi1tedl for, the posi-
ton named. Hehas-also had a good
deal oflegislative experience. He rep-
resented Allen county in the lower
house some time ago, and was elected
speaker. He made fine presiding Of
ffcer, ,apGia faithful servant. to his con-
stituents. IF he is nominated his
election is certain, and his district will
have an able and efficient representa-
tive.--Vdkley Falls Ne,O Era.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

In replying to statement.made by
the Topeka Capital that Col. Carpen-
tel. hadlnot avOwed his position upon
the tempe spnee amendment, Albert
Griffin, states authOritivelyS that he
Col. c.. an favor Of the amendment,
and adds s'We know both of the men,
and itds OAr firm cOnvictiOn.that Car
penter, as Governor could and would
do greafdeal more tOwardssuppress-
ing the sale of liquor inthis State than
st. John has, can or will dor And it
is now il. order for Rough and Ready,
to demonstrate in another sereed that
Albert srifiin is opposed to the amend
ment anil is: in favor of whiskey, for ga
man iss known by the company he
keepS.'s
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
RDnd Notice.
". L. Wise ct. all


STATE OF. KANSAS, 10
ALLEN COUNTY,
The State of Kansas, to whom it may concern:
Whereas, application has been made by petit
ton to the Board Of County Commissioners of
said county. fUrilocating county road, as fol-
lows, tO-wit:
Commencing a the town line at the south west
corner Of section s., town 23, range 10, thence
ialnning NORTH On the section line to the north
west corner dissection "a, town q, range 10
And whereas, II. LOngshOre, Moses Strickler
and Noah IiNaas. viewers of said county, have
been ordered hy said County Commissioners to
view and lO:sEe said road.
Therefore, you are hereby notified that said
viewers will proceed, on the LIST day Of Septem-
Der, 1880, at 10 o'clock "a m. at the place Of be-
ginning Of said road, to view and locate said
road, and perform whatsoever other duties as
are requi red Of them by law; and unless you
then file written application with said viewers,
giving q description Of the premises on which
you claim damages or compensation, your appli-
cation Cor the same will be barred.
Witness my hand at my Office in lola, in said
county, this Sd day Of August, a. ID. 1S3O.
4. $. SLOWER, County Clerk.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
Road Notice.
Is. n. DelaD ct. all

10 ~ DeAap CT. W.)
STATE OF KANSAS, d.
ALLEN COUNTY,
The State of Kansas to whom it may concern
Whereas, application has been made by petit
ton to the Board of County Commissioners of
said County, for locating a county road as fol-
lows, tO-wS<;
Commencing at the center Of section D, town
81 range IL, thence north ODe-half mile to the
north quarter section corner Of said section.
And whereas, T. Rutlege, John Wright and
Isaac Fetheringill, viewers, Of said county, have
been ordered BY ssid County Commissioners to
view, and l0cafe said road.
Therefore, you are hereby notified that said
viewers will proceed, on the first day Of Sep
TENDER, lss0, ut e O'Clock a. m, at the place
locate said road, and perform Whatsoever other
duties Is are required Of them By law; and un;
viewers, giving = description Of the premises on
which YOU claim damages or compensation, your
aRplicati0n for the sAne win be barred.
Witness my hand a$ my o1ice in Io!as II said
ooaety. this q day o6ASg. a. 2: lso:
+. s. SLOWER,
County Clerk.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

ia Great Question:, is< the title of q
Picture in Harper's Weekly of August
Eth, and which contains. q strong NOR
il. Columbia points to an inscription
containing the amOunss of the public
debt of 1860 and each subsequent year
10 1880, and underneath this inscrip-
lion: Which party will you trust, the
|one that made this debit or the one
that so far paid it," In 1855 the fig
ures were s., 56;431 ST. .43:apd in 1880
81, 919, 329, 747.75. And tina public debt
in the minds of some has not been de-
creased.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
Road Notice.
IT, A, .ArmstrOng ct al !

u. "A. -AIuuStIOuS c. ALL
STATE OF KANSAS, l..
ALLEN COUNTY.
The State of Kansas to whom 1t may concern:
Whereas, application has been made by petit
ton to the Board Of County Commissioners Of
said county, for locating county road. as fol-
lows, tO-Wit:
Commencing ut the northeast, cplnor of Sec
ton n township - range 20, thapcs- south nine
miles to the south east c0rpeG OF section s., tp.
., range ID.
And whereas. John SaRpx. F.. McGlashlin and
Geo. Meredith, viewers Of pail county, have been
ordered by said County. Commissioners to view
and locate said read.
Therefore. you; are- kareby notified that said
viewers will proceed, on the LIST day of
place of beginning of said. road, to view
and locater said road, and perform what
sOevcr other duties as are required of them by
law; and unless you then file written applica-
ton with said viewers, giving.a description of
the premises on which You claim damages or
CONDENSATION, your application for the same
will be barred.
Witness my hand at my Office in lola, in said
county, this Sd day Of August A. ID. 1889.
4. 5. SLOWER,
County Clerk.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

Brags about the number of delegates
already. elected for this or that candi-
date for G0vernQryare already in circula-
ton. ills the cheapest kind of blow
ing and, entirely useless. No intelli-
gent estimate can be made until at
least twe-thirGs of. the. counties elect.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06
NATIONAL REPUBLICAN TICKET
For President, .....JAS. A. GARFIELD.
Vice President. ........C. A. ARTHUR.
senatorial Convention.

The Republicans OF the 18th. Senatorial Dist.
songistin1 OF AndezsOn, aud Allen counties, will
hold delegate convention at Garnett, on the
18th OF August. $780,, al 30 p. m, for the pur-
nose Of putting IN nomination q candidate fol-
senator from. said district. The counties COM
posjng the district aH entitled to representation
IS follows:
Andersop. county: Walker township, L; Lin
coin, l.: Rieh,. Il: Ozark, 1; Indian Greek, 1;
Reeder, Il: Washington, 1; Jackson, l; Pullman,
/; Monroe, 3.
Allen county: Geneva township, l; Deer Greek,
4 Usage, 1; Marmaton, 1; Elm, l; lola, 2; Els,
ToWnshjrsare recommended to hold primary
conventions. for the selection of delegates on
Friday, the Goth day Of August, 1850.
BY order Of Senatorial Committee.
w. G. ALLISON, Chm'n.
w. A. JOHNsoN, Sec'y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

Three congratulations in regard to
the difficulty between, Trough and
Ready" and the REGISTER, have been
received this week, all of which deal
in personalities. We are willing to let
the matter dren, just where it now
stands. And it win rest, uptl future
provocatiOn is given.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

q RI q r = = : So IN s q 5;1Ss 8
"a 81 q :; Z 81 8
PRESENT cleLzlll - % q 4npetanCd
AceQeg M e. (fuEQ HuE Rec
IsfAR ~ 59inlnk 4 Tern zi16ce soctety,
pr0lhesing - - n 1bNpe Of the amend-
ment and then running his paper In
opposition 20 It by opposing those who
are In favor Of Il. The charge is q;
serious one; but false. And we now
wish to say thatwe do not propose to
allow this man whose only recon-
paendati0n il that he ''has reformed"
10 hnaliciously attack our temperance
record. We have been temperate when
he was not and we do not propose to
have him attack us simply because he
BOa0 has the right to be called tenn
perance man.
We are sorry to be compelled to thus
attack his past and present career.
We do not propose to create synl9a-
thy for him by our own charges. We
are perfectly willing to admit he de-
serves credit for abstaining from the
use of liquor. We likewise admit that
we have no special claims-f0r credit for
the appetite was never nOurished by
us until it masterethour manhood. But
the mere fact of his reformation does
not give him license to attack our tenn
perance character and accuse us of
hypocrisy.
Our objections to st. John were
made knOwia before the temperance
amendment was discussed in any way.
There are. thousands Of good temper
ance Republicans who oppose st. John
and do so for different reasons. There
are other thousands who support him.
This question is for Republicans to set
tie and then accept the result. And it
is not necessary for a Bourbon Demo-
crat to attempt to run the Republican
party or individual members of that
party. Trough and Ready" when
asked the direct question astO whether
he would support st. John if nOminat-
ed, declined to answen We did not
understand why I've declined because
he could have easily said he would
have voted for. him, and then voted
against him.. His record would then
have been maintained in all its purity.
So far as Capt. Kings candidacy is
cOncernedt the REGISTER was the first
paper.iR,the State to suggest his name.
And his temperance record is good,
ands present position is satisfactory.
Those who doubt it can consult the old
guard of the temperance cause, .ap6mOt
recent converts, for the truth. of. this
assertion.
To our friends and readers. over the
county we can say that this is not the
first attack made upon us by Trough
and Ready" NOt.very long since he
made one of his usual cowardly as
saults of which nothing has ever been
said in the paper. In that attack he
was SO badly beaten that he crawled
into his office and sulked and pouted
for weeks. And as we have said be-
fore he deserves no sympathy what
ever. This is simply personal fight
made at all times upon us by him and
we now propose to carry the war into
his camp. He will not find us on the
defensive any longer.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

There will he meeting of the Republican yo-
ters Of the - Representative District held at the
court house In lola, Saturday, August 18th, 1880
at O'Clock p. M, for the purpose OF electing
two delegates and two alternates to attend the
state Republican Convention Sept. LIST, 1880, at
Topeka. By order OF Central Committee.
H. A. PERKINS, Chairman.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1880-08-06

Two members of the notorious Ben
der family, the old man and woman,
have been captured at Fremont, Ne
braska. Kate and John Bender are
still at large. The report seems to be
well authenticated, and it is to be
hoped that these murderers will at last
suffer the extreme penalty of the law.