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The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

A woman near Cairo dressed up
as n man to see how much bluff her
old, husband would take from u
stranger. He lodged f0rty.six bird
shot In her legs. Since then she
ignores all masculine prerogatives
and nurses her wounded continua.
tiOns.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Brandon Republican.
The Memphis Ardldnche and the
Vicksburg Herald are both III favor
,f purifying the democratic party.
The democratic patty is also IN
tavor of being purified, 10y ri'lding
itself of all who claim to be demo.
Gratis, and 1t the same time preach
repu6licanism. IL can't afford to
carry such 10 IDS as it has been
carrying. 1t can't afford to rrcog.
nize as democrats those who are
eternally finding fault with it. No
man is our friend who finds fault
with every act OF our life, aud pub
licly points out our shortcomings
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Brookhaven Ledgr.
The Only Lung Pad Co., OF De
troit, Michigan, has no financial
standing, and the Impression among
reliable aeenciss is that they vii
never pay their advertising con
tracts. We have enOugh faith IL
them to withdraw their advertise
meilt.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10
.why Der. wew
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hasshslltoa Statesman.


"Why don't you buy power
press - inquired several enthusias.
tic democrats, as We were taking
our lockcd.up pages OF type
through the streets on 4 whcelbar-
row tos steam printing press owned
by . rich printing firm. Why don't
We buy the Bardman house, Wood
bury block, and the public square I
Why don't We raise HI on e44. 1t
3 10 easy to do all these things pro-
vlde,l you have the collateral, but
vt this writing We confess We have
not enough money to buy cheese
press. Printing democratic pa
refs ID like pcddling peanuts In a
graveyard.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Lady Questioner-Well, Major,
will You attend the forthcoming
military balli Veteran-No, thank
you; Ive already had quite enough
to do with military balls. One
passed through my left leg and
another winged me in the right
shoulder. .al ..
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

The Boston Journal (rrpnblican)
has come to the sensible cohclusion
" that those who confidently assert
that the old democratic party is
really dead are rather too last
Respectfully referred to Hon. Ben.
Hill, ot Georgia.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

"If de face am an indux oh de
keeracter,r said Uncle Moses to bis
wicked congregation, ~ jedge dat
ye all sarve de Lord. But I'd
swar, rhe added, restrictively, "dat
most on ye ssrve him mos shame.
f,,l
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10
Ladies' Silk Ties at Wilkes 4 Co.'S.

Marx Twain, featuring OH the
Sandwich IsleDtIs, offered to show
how tbe Oannf'sls ate their food 1t
any lady wcuid lend him a badly.
saIhe lecture was not illustrated.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Nature Is full of contradictions.
To-day we see the girl trying to- be ~
woman, aud tomorrow the wcmaas'
trying TO bc a girl.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Wilkes a Co. will sell you anything IN
tda.r line as cheap NJ you can buy 1t 10
New Orleans or Mobile. They mean u.
Call and see
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Fine Shoes, for ladies aud gentlemen,
misses aud children, at less than city
prices, at Wilkes & Co.'S.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10
The Ticket for southern People

Gonyer's (Ga. Weekly.
For president--Cotton.
For vice. .prcsi,ient-Corn.
Cabinet Officers-Secretary OF
the treasury, Hog; secretary OF
State. Horse; secretary of the in'
terror, Cow !; secretary OF war,
Sheep; postmaster general, Mills,
Gins, Factories, Factories and Fac
tories.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Locomotives that will run, at Wilkes x
Co.'S. Call and soc them.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Suitable presents for the young and the
old, at Wilkes Il Co.'S
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10
The Work of Publication.

Wilkes & Co. take the lead on Notions.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Rubber o,crsbves, 10 cts, Wilkes a Co.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10
A Fraud.

Gents furnishing goods vt Wilkes d Co.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1880-12-10

Red F'lannal Drawers aud Uudershirts,
u Wilkes 4 Cos.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
LATEST BY TELEGRAPH.
The NEW HAMPSHIRE TRAGEDY.

IhE NEW HAMPSHIRE TRAGEDY.
MANCHESTER, n. H., Feb. 9.-Mrs. Dill
Iingham, the victim of her nephew's fend.
sh assault at Londonderry, was alive this
afternoon, but sinking rapidly. and will
probably die before morning, Young Dill.
bingham will be detained, awaiting the re.
suit Of her wounds, and then be arraigned
for murder He maintained s,olid de,
meanoT and seems hardly to realize his
situation, He is said 10 be victim of
yeIIow-coyercd literature of the basest sort
and read with cageracss a detailed account
Of the cruel murder He has been attending
school this winter and was regarded as a
boy Of average ability, and was least to be
suspected OF committing SO terrible crime.
Dillingham; con!esses that he first shot
and then outraged his aunt Officials have
taken him to Portmouth Jail.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

CORRECT Your FAULTS of digestion with
Hostet;et's Stomach Bi,ters, medicine
which removes hatulencc, heartburn, irreo-
ulari'y of the bowels, poverty of the blood
and all shifting, harrassing, perplcxinr
symptoms OF dyspepsia, as well as their
cause y conspicuous change in the ap
pearance as we'll as in the feelings of those
who Use the Bitters takes place
as the distressing symptoms dis.
appear, and the stomach. liver.
and bowels rcassume their function in
full force and activity. The haggard an
pearance OF the countcnance ana sallow-
ness Of dySpeptcs are suppanted by a
healthier look, and as the food is assimi
Hated, the body acquires substance. Appc.
titc, without which food does comparatjyo
ly little good, is restored, and the nervous
system refreshed with much needed SUM.
Der, through the use of this medicine
which is also beneficial to persons Of a
rheumatic tendency, and an ine,timab,e
preventive Of fever and ague.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
MNNE INSANE BY TRornt.E.

New loEK, Feb. 0. The well.kuown
1oat'builder Oliver p. Ingcrsoll, who for
many years had large establishment in
South street, this city and had great rep,
utation for building boats, has become nm
inmate Of the asylum for insane at Flat.
bush, L, l., and his recovery is doubtful.
His insanity is due to pecuniary troubles,
Ills wife is q sufferer from malignant
cancer in the mouth, Mr. lngcrsoll built
the little craft, the Red, White and Blue,
which crossed the Atlantic ocean.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
4 cLEANlNN.norsE Fon srocks.

New loRE, Fec, IA Clearinghouse.
for stocks, an institution designed to sim
pity and render less expensive the prc,en,
system Of dealing in stocks, was opened to.
DAY at No IS New street, hy Mr.. IL. Ostcy
berg, whose enterprise has received the f..
yor Of nearly one hundred of the active
firms engaged in the stock exchange who
have subscribed to it, The system, which
to-day operated with satisfaction, has been
adopted in Frankfort, Berlin, Hamburg,
Vienna and London.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

Is louR HAIR FALLING OR TURNING
GRAY!-"London Hair Color Rcstoyer," the
most Clearly and delightful article ever in.
troduccd to the American people. 1t Is
totally different from all Others, not sticky
or gummy, and free from all impure in
gredients that render many other prepare
tons obnoxious. 1t thickens thin hair, re-
stores gray hair, gives it new life. cures
dandrutt, causing the halr to grow where i,
has fallen of or become thin, does not SOL,
or stain anything, and is so perfectly and
elegantly prepared as TO make it iasting
hair dressing and toilet luxury. London
Hair Color Restorcr is sold by all druggists
at - cents bottle, or six bottles for 50
Principal Depot for United States. $50
North Sixth street, Philadelphia.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
SCANDAL.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 9.--Tho publication,
few days since, in an evening paper here,
that a certain Southern senator had become
seriously involved with a young woman,
whose ruin he had accomplished AT first
appeared to fall flat. Since, however the
scandal has become one of the general
topics Of conversation, and the indications
no" are that the whole story will come to
light
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
LINCOLN AND SEYMOUR.

WASHINGTON, February THE Post
publishes a communication from It's news.
paper correspondent who says that there
are IN existence two letters that were writ
ten Oy Lincoln and Stanton at the time
lisd4), when it was supposed $. p. Chase
might be nominated, in which the writer
urged Horatio Seymour to become can
didate for the presidency.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
THE CINCINNATI EXPOSITION

CiNcIHNATl, Feb, 9.-The commission.
er' OF the Cincinnati Industrial exposition
Of 1879 held faal meeting to-day, and
upon full settlement of accounts found a
surplus Of 100000 on hand. They turned
over $4,000 to their Successors, and dis
tH5utcd the remaining $4,000 to subscri-
bc@ TO the guarantee fund.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

a wELL-KNowN butcher of Wilkesbarre
Pa, MIR. E. Whitman, suffered for six wears
with sore IeS;-a very painful trouble
lie consulted many physicians, but could
only find temporary relief After everything
failed he concluded to try ST. JACOBS Or,
and after very short time the swelling
disappeared, the pains diminished daily,
and he is now able to follow his occupation
again.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
FArALLY SLOT By nIGnwAYMrN.

LENENwoErn, Kas,, Feb, 9.-Rob,rt
Cmlchers, wcIi-known farmer, was as
'au.tcd last night about two miles from
the city by two men on horseback who no,
being able to knock him down shot at him
three times one OF the bullets taking effect
in the left breast, in close proximity to til,
heart, making a probably fatal wound
The other bullets took effect in his hat and
coat No clue to the perpetrators. The
city is ovanua with tramps and a lar-c
number Of petty til 1T, take place nightly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
TIE GERMANS.


1t appears that the Globe. Democrat nyo.
poses to run the Grant boom in Missouri
regardless OF the Germans, and it is already
laughing at Mucnch, Schun and Pree,ori
GUS Wait ill the convention fer CHOOSING
delegates for The Chicago convention comes
around, and then see whether laughing ~
this element pays or not.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

Having become almost entirely cured Of
extreme debility through the use of Eel.
lows Compound Syrup OF Hypophosphitcs.
feel 1t but just to put the fac, on record
Wy case had resisted all other medicines
put suceumhed to three bottles of Fellows
'iypophosphites CnAs. Ii. RoBERToS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
Latest News.
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
LIVERPOOL GRAIN.

LIVERPOOL, February, 10, p, NJ
Wheat large business, higher prices
Wheat los Gd@lls Al; Spring, los cd;
California, los lOl; California average, los
GlOs Cd; California club, los 9d@l1s;
4d; Cora -oil--5s I'd; Corn.-Ncw-
IS 81.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
THE uNEMpLoYEn IN SAN EnANrisrO

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb, "a large mum.
Der OF unemployed workingmcn assembled
on the sand lots this afternoon and were
addressed by Mayor Kalloch, He gave
them TO understand that within few DAYS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

emma town would be legally declared
nuisance and work resulting from such
declaration would give them employment
ne coAnsehed them to refrain from any IL
legal or injadiclous action until they heard
from him again.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
lIARPER'S PERIODICALS.

Complete Set Of liARYrn's MAGAZINE. com.
premghV Volumes, IN neat cloth binding Mil he
sent ny express, freight at cNpcuac orpurchasrr on
receipt Of ~ 3 per volume Single volumes, by
NAL, postrlid ST. 90. Cloth cNscs for binding, 81
ccnta, hy mail, postpaid
E,mi'nccs should No made hy Post ONcc
Money Order OF DRAFT to avoid chance orio,s.
Nowsntpets axe hot to copy tas advertisement
Without rhc cSps.,e order OF lIAupER Il BNlmirgs
Address HAEPER u BROTHERS, New York.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

CHICAGO, February l0,--noou.
WAeat-Niarch, 81 9Hi; April, 81 AK.
Pork - March, Il 20; April, $ll IS.
CoTn-Mey, 4024 March, 81.
oa''-Nay, 35a5; February, 81. March,
}lit April, 3l35.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

speedily ana permanently cures Congestion of the
LUNG bronchitis, Consumption. Nervous Ero.trq.
Trembling O, the Hand, anu Limbs. PHYSICAL and
Mental Depression, Loss OF Appetite, Los. of Fin.
rrsI Lo's oi Memory I, vii! rapidly improve the
WeaHeHga functions and organs Of the body which
H'prAN i1r health upon voluntary semivOipntary
ana h'o.uu'ary ntrrOu' action lfaC,s with ylcO9
-rAt mes, aud Sub'leiY owing ID, exquisite hgr
moHr @! IL ingredients akin TO pure blood itseE
~ tA',r j. pleasant, and II, effects permanent,
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

NeAIihy manner, while Tie f0mltOn Of luDorclp N
RETARDED. The rapidly with which patients take
iisei indicates that no other preparation can be-
better adapted 10 help aud nOursh The cOnstiut. on
and hence be NOR, Cfacious IN all depression of
sprll., shaking or trembling Of the hand. or BODY
The 'vc- and muscles become strengthened and
the Mood purified.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

Mvcn SlrRNEHS, undoubtedly with chill
drcn' attributed to other causes, is occasion
ed by worms Browns vermluge Comets
or Worm bozepgcs, although ciTcctusl in
destroying worms, can do no possible in.
Juryto the most delicate child. This val.
liable combination has been successfully
used by physicians, and found tc be Also
lutcly sure in Graduating worms SO hurtfI
to children, Twenty-Five cents box.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
MEDICAL
GENERAL EFFECTS OF
FELLOWS
G sTHSF % Hypophosphites
TT Is PERFECTLY SAFE, AND THE
TASTE PLEASANT"

Y HE 2r-t apparent catc. il 10
a Increase the appetite. Ita.-
sists digestion, and causes the
iQodt to assim!iate pr0perly--,hu.
b the system il nour,shed, Ital.o.
n by IT. tonic action on the digrs.
n tive organs, induces more CopIoGs
y ana regular excavations. liz Of
= feet on the mucous ncmhranco is
such that easy eNpectowtiou -
produced; not only are the air
passages easily voidod Of the So.
erection already deposited, bat IT.
collection Is carried on IN a
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

The volumes Of The Magazine begin with The
numbers for June and December Of each year
When no time II specified, II will bc understood
hat the subscriber wishes TO begin with the cur,
uut Number
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11
1880.
I'LL [ : T II A T i y

studying the subject effectively and from the
educational point of yipw-apekiNg to provide that
which. taken 9l,O- Their will be oftAr mos, service
lo tIp largest numhrr-l long ago concluded that
| con'd have hut one work Tor public library,
ana selects complete ST OF uarper's Monthly"
W'.Es tEASrs ADAMS. Jr
il, content. arr contributed by the most eminent
wri,Cr' and artists Of Europe and America, while
the long experience OF IT. publishers ha. made
them thoroughly cOny2r-ant with thcdesircs or the
rahiir,Nni,u they Will spare no e'io: to crafty
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-02-11

NyDH orc rua,.iIl flomS yo1s health rAugul h
d. ua bed VI sickness. H,lkr cheer, for
Hop Bit'efsSWiil Cure You,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17

or SO the plants were up. Before hard
frosts i placed around my little patch
some boards--to be particular, an old
door-frame, and on this some loose
boards covering about two-thirds of the
space, so that there was about one-th1rd
uncovered Tor light and air. 1t was
where it got the best of the sun sloping
southeast, and it was surprising how
early / had youngl ettuce from this rude
bed"
In keeping fowls remember that the
morning meal with them is the most i'm
portant one of the day. They are cold
and hungry; and for that reason need
some kind of warm, cooked food. Fowls
will eat almost anything if it s'served up
right. Boiled potatoes, turnlps, carrots
! anything in the vegetable line, mixed
with cornmeal, oatmeal, or bran and
shorts, seasoned with pepper and salt.
and fed warm, will suit them. Feed a
! few handfuls of wheat screenings at
noon, and at night give them liberal
feed of some kind of whole grain.
MIR. SAUNDERS, the horticultrrist III
charge of the public gardens and
grounds at Washington, who has OBJ
served that the outside rows of trees in
an orchard always grows more thrifty
| than the interior rows, is credited with
making the following suggestion: That
trees be set III two rows, twenty-five to
thirty feet apart, then space of 300
| feet or more and two or more rows OF
trees, and SO On over the ground, the in
tervening 800 feet of ground to be culti
waited in such crops as may be desired,
| and the space between the rows Of the
trees to be put in grass as soon as they
begin to bear. The cultivation of the
ground would keep the trees healthy and
conduce to their bearing fruit. The
double rows of trees would shelter the
crops between and be beneficial III that
way.
In influenza attention and good nurs
| ing are more essential than medicine.
Bleeding and physicing are dangerous,
and depletive measures should be
avoided The horse should be kept in
warm, dry, and well Uttered box STALL
| Ventilation and cleanliness should be at
tended to. The body should be blanket
ed lightly, and the legs hand rubbed
and bandaged with flannel or hay. The
| food should consist of sweet, aromatic
hay, bands. Exposure to drafts should
be avoided, and sliced carrots, apples,
cabbage, and occasional messes OF soft,
warm feed, i'll small quantities, such as
oatmeal cruel, boiled barley or scalded
oats. If there is any difficulty in swal
lowing, mild, stimulating iniment,
such as hartshorn iniment, should be
applied TO the throat. Setons, rowels
and bhsters should be avoided The
drink should consist of cold linseed tea.
| When much debility prevails, with lit
tie or no appetite and swelling of the
limbs or under the chest or abdomen
appear, give twice daily half an ounce
of tinctrlre perchloride of iron and one
ounce of compound tincture of gentian
in half pint of thin Cruel or linseed
tea, from bottle. Disinfectants should
be used, but not under the nose of the
horse. Chloride of lime should be
sprinkled behind him, one part mixed
with twenty parts of water, or carbolic
acid diluted in the same proportion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17
The Richest Men in California.
From the San Francisco Chronicle.l

lfrOn Tue FauClscO CUrOlucle.I
The assessor of this city and county
yesterday turned over to the auditor his
annual supplement roll, which amounts
to about sl90,000.0O0. The assessor
states that since he turned over his reg
ular assessment roll In June last it has
come to his knowledge that large
amounts of personal property, especially
stocks in corporations, were not given
account of by the owners thereof. The
new constitution prescribes that such
property shall be so assessed, and the
assessor, acting, as he says, under legal
advice, has incorporated such assess
ments in the supplemental roll, leaving
it to the parties assessed to contest the
matter III the courts If they wish. Re
auctions can only be made when certi-
ticate has been presented to the assessor
previous to the assessment of the
amount of their property. Annexed are
Of no
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17
LOVE IN ALL.

Name the leaves ON all the trees;
Name the waves on all the seas,
All the f1ow'rs by rill that blow,
All the myriad tints that glow,
Winds that wander through the grove
And you name the name of Love;
Love there is in summer Sky,
As in light of maiden's eye.
Listen to the countless sounds
In the wind that gayly bounds
Ger the meads, where, ON the wing.
Bright boes hum and linnets sing;
Pat of raindrop, chat of st, cam,
Of their song, sweet loves the tneme,
Love there is where zephyr skips,
As in breath of maiden's lips.
In the west, mild evening glows;
Angel fingers fold the rose;
Silvery dews being to fall;
Crimson shades to shadow all;
Holy Nature wells her face;
Earth is lost in heavens embrace
Love is in an hour like this,
AS in guiieless maiden's kiss.
Go where, through tue voiceless night
Trips fair Luna's silver light;
Hear of Natures pulse the beat,
Like the tread of unseen feet;
See from out the lambert north
Shirlmering arrows shooting forth;
Love is in n meteor's start,
AS in throb of maidcp's heart.
Loves the essence OF all things,
IT'S from love that beauty springs;
Twas by love, creation first
Into glorious being burst;
Yelled in maiden's form so fair,
L do worship thee in her,
Spirit sweet-ali else above
Love is God, since God is love!
Chambers Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17
No More Hard Times.

If you will stop spending SO much on
fine clothes, rich food and style, buy
good, healthy food, cheaper and better
clothing; get more real and substantial
things of life every way. and especially
stop the foolish habit of employing ex-
pensive, quack doctors using so much
of the vile humbug medicine that does
you only harm, but put your trust in
that simple, pure remedy, Hop Bitters;
that cures always at trihing cost, and
you will have good times and have good
health. -ChrOnicLc,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17

A PARTISAN met a dramatic author
whosenew piece wasplayed the day before.
" compliment you" cried the Partisan.
" In all your dramas with the action is
some philosophic idea. What was
your idea in yesterdays piece ?" "Then
you have not seen the play?" "Yes,
certainly. ''-Poris PnDey.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17
Never Missed.
GAINESVILLE Times

Many OF our readers may be benefited
by the following reliable statement from
Messrs. A. Heilman & Son. the we'll
known Druggists of this city, who w1ite:
We have sold thousands of bottles of that
valued medicine Hamburg Drops
and every bottle that we have sold has
always cured. Tt never missed. We
recommend it as the best medicine we
ever sold, and could furnish statements
OF cures sufficient to I'LL the largest pa
per printed.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-11-17
F. Traveller with black

SCENE: Traveller with black valise,
accosted by customs officer: "There
Open it I! But it is at your own risk,
mind. "What does it contain 90 "Wen,
since you press me rattlesnakes p
How many are there? I will take
your word for it, says the fiabbergasted
official, seeking a way OF escape without
seeking total humiliation in the eyes of
the bystanders. % Give" 'Hah, then
it is not necessary to examine the pack
age. Rattlesnakes when imported in
quantities of less than six are free"