The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1880-04-15
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msSaed. by Que who knows how il 10
himself. 70 have = spider painted on
the tep " their heads 10 ay time
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Well. yes. Il you have mind 10 but
aoat ,hink you viii Cad me there
lea good thing to have mans
tLouEbts tafn to religious subjects
bot when I've men get 70 thinking o.
such matters aud utter their thoughts
and disagree and get mad and ono
stuff The other up a chimney, il we're
better thA, they had thought q going
fishing together and bad snapped up a
cent 10 see who Should dig tbs bait.
a droll fellow 10 Connecticut fishej
q rich old man oat Of the mill pond and
received tie offer Of twenty Eve cents
from the rescued miscr 0. that's too
much exclaimed he; faint with il !
And be handed back twenty one eebts,
saying calmly, IS be pocketed four
eents. that's about right
An exchange says; We are 10 re.
eeipl Of little song entitled Win My
Darling Come Again. Without know
ing the exact circumstances Of the case
we should say ihAt be probably will in
case you can get the old man TO tie up
The dog.
a fellow stepped at hotel 10
Leadsilis aud the landlord charged him
seven dollars a d.y for Eve days Did
you not make a mistake 7 Ne. said
the landlord. Yes you did; you
thought you got all the money / had.
but you are mistaken have whole
purse foil 10 another pocket
When a New Hampshire chap
wanted 10 break OF the engagement Of
the girl he loved to another fellow, be
didnt Try to persuade either that the
other was false. he just coutrived to
&c, them both TO join the same church
choir. and Ia less than week they did
not speak
"A bridgeport. Conn. woman uncon.
seiously went to church the other Sun.
day with two hats on her head, one in
aide Of the other. and a score or more
Of other women. thinking il was a new
style Of hat. came very near expiring
With eavy bsiore the error was dIscov-
cred.
Gel. Bob Iagersol has met bis
match 10 Canada He was challenged
10 $ discussion by clergyman named
Bray and promptly declined The
name frightened him
"A citizen Of New Hampshire uu-
dertook 10 introduce 10 his townsmen
Mr. Green. Aitofney.at.law Genile-
men. said be, THE Is Mr. Turney. green
ct Law
"A young lady read that itl lucky
to pick up horseshoe happeDed 10
blacksmith shop The other day, and
picked up cue. The surprising sudden
ness aud piercing shrek with which
she dropped il showed that il was not
lucky. The blacksmith had just made
the shoe, aud il was as hot as blast
furnace.
"A Georgia farmer uses = novel fer.
tiiissr He kills snakes. lays them ID
the burrows. and then plants corn with
them. These snakes are made to pro-
dues corn. which prodaees whiskey
and that produces snakes again.
An irrepressiblc American tourist
Who recently visited an indiss convent
and VAS shown BY a monk a conserAtcd
lamp which bad never gone cut dariog
Eve centuries, beat over aud gave the
lamp decisive put, aud remarked
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