Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-06
tuesday Evening. April s, 1850.
ODDS AHo ENDS.

Tho glory Of q woman Is her hair.
Detroit claims nine hundred newsD0ys.
IL takes tile coupon to keep the coupe.
The span Of life Is from a nurse to an 'carse.
Brick PoinerOy will hereafter reside In Den.
yer. Poor Denver,
Gall Hamilton can, at a receptiOn. chat with a |
dozen people ut once.
March weather consists Of the odds and ends
OF all the Otlltr months.
There are i've hundred florists in New York |
or within ten miles Of It.
washington ladies Of the first circles are
making their own cookies.
You cannot be any better than God has made
you, but you may be worse.
Women are the funniest when they say moth.
inK put m are 50 seldom funny.
Young ladies wear their corsage bouquets on
one slde OF the neck, near the shoulders.
a contemporary tells the ladies that they
must take heart" That's Just what they have
been doing for ages.
The hong ~coat-tail backs which are seen on the
with that OF the garment.
festive mud puddle, and waltzes' home at dewxy
eve TO ms regular spanking.
The bow and arrow Is a yery graceful mode, n,
the popular lace pin. Alarge diamond Is sone
times set IN the middle Of the PIN
The question that asitates the young female
mind is. Can the electric light be turned down
w euS A"sAICSS AiuU vi d JlNltner
a dress Of black gauze worn over black satin
and profusely, trimmed with Jet and small sun.
mowers IS considered especially elegant.
An Indiana man has sued for a divorce from
ta ), wlle On the ground that she whistles while
that. ~
Letter from a boy spending his vacation in the
country I'VE dug q wOOd.chuck out OF his
nG!s i was a skunk we slept in the barn that
Marquise rings. 10 be worn on the middle finger
have the oval or oblong setting OF precious
stones, a cameo, an intaglio, or an efameled
Among new hosiery are styles for archery and
cro9uet, showing embroidered bows. arrows.
Dal!s and mallets upon blue. black and garnet
anese and Chinese cloth, and are embroidered
BILE birds.
love a p ee sm ssnd ins US co = sR},,1yF e %s' S3eg;'.n1qsi mir g Cow ~
will stand 1t. 60 ahead and smell Of her lip. We
don't care.
"s9ferer".The best remedy TOR cold feet is to
PaII Maem g g. ,hs so s%siI o. you Seqr y X'fe ssn back qpon
Kicking will be avoided.
A Vermont woman who had been unable to
stand on her feet for five years contrived to get
upon a piano at one jump when she found her
self in a room alone with q rat.
Tight coat-sleeves: fitting the arm like a glove,
slashed At the outside seam as far as the elbow,
anu laced with neaYy cord, are very handsome,
especially for velvet costumes.
An old woman dreamed that she saw her hus-
band kissing q certain neighbor's wife. and she
aw0ke and struck him across the face and broke
his nose. Man is nowhere safe.
Theodore Iilton l!ectpred in Keene, N. H..
phone with a sick mans room half a mile d.
tant. The experiment was entirely successful
Funeral notice hereafter.
Among the new fancies for buttons are twin
mice of dull silver. owls-the most fashionable
Of birds just now-and lady birds OF red enamel.
Buttons of Fiorentine copper. representing
t rrier's head are In favor.
so you call 1t q charity ball. do you?' said the
old gentleman, mold ng his head toward the
lady whose cor>age was particularly brief
We'll; it reqHir 3 = good deal of charity to ex.
Beauty is ever young" sings the poet. 1t is
years ago aS9A and nd no moi . sI SSSiass ten ts-daSs P !a'tss
srsP drug 1Sf s saas q. III 1nd principal news dep0''
Los Angeles Sunday school boy has discov
cred ne meaning q the word ..selah," found il
that at it stood 'oi for Whoa oa' Emma aa" '"ap'e'S' ""'
Jack. who helped you to three tarts?" Jacl
age y, The Lori" mother. 1.-The Lord VIII!
what do YOU mean: JACKIE" Jack well,
the Lord helps those who help themselves"
Observing. little brothers remark before s
room full Of company. II know what make!
that tree m mark a.! a.,s on Mary,s nose. It was the ra
believe that little brothers never go to heaven
ANDREWS Bazaar.
Ebenezer Stone and his wife Flora. out west
were divorced not long ago, but afterward the!
came to an understanding. were remarked ant
was a case 81 Ed aud Flo, it would seem at an,
rate they are tide now.
The following message, intended to break ba,
news gently. was sent to the widow Of q mai
who had just been killed by q railroad accident
I"Dear Madame-YOur husband is unavoidabl,
detained for the present. Tomorrow an under
It's funny ! but a oft-palmed woman can pas
q plate OF hot chicken soup to her neighbor q
the head Of the table. with q smile as sweet a
distilled honey. while q man with a hand
horny as . crOcOdile's back will drop 1t to tn
floor and howl around like q Sioux Indian at
scalp dance.
The empress OF Austria. now on q visit to Ire
land; is sac sad s to be the Thar. hardest .tr rider Of this gene a
time in the saddle. and leads the hunt ut such
break-neck pace that surgeons and coroners ar
which she gallops.
The white own now worn in Paris undo
winter NANTES are ANYTHING but cheap; althoug
they are called peasant gowns" White vel
f. with pearls makes the jacket, white silk peki
, the skirt. and white felt trimmed with ostrtc
plumage the bonnet. The only color about Il
who pays the bill.
On a railroad line. recently, a passeng,
stepped to the conductor and asked, "Wh
N does not the train run ~faster?'" 1T goes IA
enough to suit us. II you don't like the rate
speed, get Cd. and walk was the rejoinder.F
would" replied the passenger, settling back
his seat. 'but my friends wouldn't come for n
until the train comes in, and I don't want to
, waiting round the station two or three hours
The old aunt who Is a confidante Of YOUTH
troubles, and helps to smooth family jars Il
maiden sister. who acts as nurse when there
sickness In the house ; the middle aged, unma
lrted daughter. who keeps house for an inval
father aud mother, and SO0thes the declinil
yea,S Of the old people by hef dutfful atten!
. ance all these are. types Of women who may
\ found In no mail numbers among ugly girls
Arkansas farmer, having lost his wife, sent
4 Pittsburg. friend to pick another. One "
found agreeable, and her photo sent. II
Kansas farmer was pleased and she was
derrd on the next train and married RIG
way. A day or two since the PittsburE fife
rec. lven 4 letter from the Kansas man, des
ing to eward his frienG for securing the pr
for him. Enclosed was y deed for q fine tn
Of land in Kansas and the mutual friend h
gone out there 10 settle down.
~ "Do you know anybody that's bufied up
= that cemetery?" said an elderly lady passen,
Ito u railroad conductor, pointing 10 4 restl
place for the dead that the cars were whtzz
naSf.