The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-09-21

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!c"sE AVID LET ALL scRArcH.I
A Young man named Siesga.l was
fatally stabbed II . wedding pa,iy om Big
CAney creek. near Sandy Hook. Ky.-Po~t
Dispatch.
IL there In any one place in and around
| which there should be no ssabbing OF shoot
ing done. il il at wedding party. Bat
this IL Pe'verse generation. They oil
do it.
Queen Christmas heart ~. act on
having boy, and she hss girl. This il
only one of the annoyances Of married
life, Nj sContts.-Pnst- D;sps,ch.
II she don't like the daughter she can
swap her Of IN few years for son-in
law-but not in fact.
The screw worm il killing of many Of
the cattle in the neighborhOOi Of Medicine
Lodee.-Kansas City Mail.
Tha,'s the kind Of worm evidently in
tended BY God to get their work in TO al
vantage.
-As there are number Of Handsome mi
vivacioOs young ladies nov Visiting O.: riiy
would il not he veil for the Young gent. to
get up some entertainment for their pleas
ure while they are here. Richmond ton
seSvatOr.
Of Course. Organic. a leap frog club,
or bicycle match. OF some other scr, Of q
spreading amusement IN divert the y,.nng
ladies'.
The world in grab bag into which
Sstan has thrust his arm away up a. the
houlder-Whi,ehall Times.
Yes, and il il were not for the fact that
good old Missouri is in the grab bag, the
devil vonld runaway with the entire bag.
Mary Walker il known BY the boys
from her bicvcley costume.-Ex.
We didn't know the boys could see that
part Of her costume.
-Ladies' black silk stockings are en-
hroidertd With jes-He.sld P.I.
How did you end that out?
No, the gods never get angry, bat hey
are somesimes incensed.-Ex
Get Of their base, "a il were.
AT the grand ball Mi. Hxnara x
had ectas. In fact she va the ectAtese
lshy prcsent.-VirR,nia Herald.
Why, didn't all the ladies present 1t the
ball have one ot those thing. They
usually have on such occasions.
-Bosson ate nearly twenty Eve thonssnd
melons in one day.-N.w York Herald
At the rate of three stomach aches to
Zach slice Of those melons The entire lot
would sesregase $1,000 pains. What an
immense number Of doublines up and
hunting for paseeoric and cusing would
sprous in the Athens Of America in that
one day from those choiera seeds.
-"Tso for sseene'-A bridal couple
The Piesy Pump.
Yes, iis 6rss consent, then assent, then
descent. which three comprise all the "ents'
necessary to life 10 the love bueines.
Sally Jones says when she vas in love
The felt ~ il she was in . railway tunnel
With train Of cars coming both wsys.-Ex.
''Spose" che never dreamed Of one train
Ielescoping the other.
The future of society rests in the
bosom Of the lsdies.-French Critic.
Oh, tia, ne had been born future.
1T 10 to Dr.. Mary Walker, the bloom
ssiss, that the sung. ''Sisiing on the Ssile,
Mary" should hsve been dedicated. IL
NY one site on the style, she does.-Ex.
Well. whse do you want her to ait on.
lone men never can Be satisfied.
The fewer feathers q woman has on her
,ounes in this world the more che will have
ID her wings in the world 70 eome-Phils-
|slphis ltem.
Aud the more . woman talks 10 this
,orld the more lock j.w she will catch in
be next. And don't you forget il.
The opinion Of the people has been
ully confirmed By vide spread experience
hat Dr.. Bnll's Cough syrup - the best
nd eheapest remedy for Coughs. Coi't.,
lore Throat, Asshms, etc.
a Brothers Terrible Assault
rom the Albany Journal.
Larry and Andrew Mable. brothers
wing in Troy. quarreled while fishing
D Snyder's Lake. Andrew drew .
ink knife and made q stab at his
'rother. who to escape jumped into
he lake. He sank, and when he
anne TO the surface Of the water the
rother attacked him again, driving
be murderous weapon into Larrys
ack and arm several times. The
man got out Of the reach Of
be knife, swan to the shore. and was
AIRED for by the people there. He
'as subsequently, taken to Troy for
reatment.
Diabetes. dropay. gravel, BriRhts d.
~ sad nervous debility. are ell cused b
'soG. 0uiloesses French Kidsey Psd,
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