The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1880-02-26
NASBY.
Mr. Nasby Calmly Reviews the
t1on I'm Maine.

| ..'tion I'm Maine. -r-
CFrom the Toledo Blade.1
| .t CONFEDRIr Roads
(Wfch H. in the State of Kentucky,
| - Janooary "a. 1880.
Sence my return from Augusty,
hev heerd the nooze from the State u
Maine. That onmittygatid noosanc,
Jim Blame hez yookered the Democ
risey, and hez taken poseshun NV tn,
State, and wat is wuss a very hevve,
majority nv the people NV the State sus
tame him in his yoOserpashen.
The people NV Name are SO besotted
that they skornfully rejeck the swee
boon Nv Dimekratic rool, and 1 may say
ez wuz sed about Jeroosalem, 1--WE woO(
hev gathered you under our wings ez
hen-hawk gathereth chickens, but "
wood not" asa .s ss
To see the Republican Legislachel
comfortably installed in the Stat,
House, wich is heated by steam and he1
cushened seats, a passing laws likt
anything, while the distrest Dimekrat
ic members Nv wat we consider the
legle Legislacher is holdin its ses
sions on cold sidewalks, q seat on 8
fence being considered a luxury, is 8
site to move the gods to pity. And
then when one considers that the Dim.
ekratic Legislacher is payip its own
board and its own ikker bills with
out the remotest hope Nv gittin cent
Nv it back out Nv the State Treasu.
ry, it is enuff to melt hart of stun,
and to draw teers from a stun monu.
ment.
l sed, when rote from Augusty, that
the plan NV the Maine Dimocrasy laid
over that NV both the Moo York and
Mississippy.
wuz mistaken. The Moo York plan
NV buyin eleckshuns wont anser, for
the Dimocracy aint got no money, and
the Republicans can't be bought any,
how. But find it necessary that the
Mississippy plan should be grated onto
the Maine plan. There should be q
joodishus combinashen NV the two.
Governor Garcelon wuz entirely rite
in countin out the Republican members.
but wat good wuz It eff a Soopreme
Court Good count EN- in agin? Rite
here wuz whar he shood hev adoptid
the Yazoo tactics. After he had countid
out enuff Republicans to give the Leg
islacher to the Dimocrisy, he shood hev
he'd a rifle club in readiness to shoot the
counted-Out members, SO that they
woodent be likely to come up and clame
their seats Then, to make ashoorence
doubly shoor, he shood immejitly hev
shot the entire Soopreme Court, for it
is a melancholy fact that the courts are
ginerally against the Dimocrisy.
Then he wood hev he'd EN-. There
wood hev been no Republicans to con-
test seats, and if ther he'd bin, there
wood hev bin no court to appeal to.
That wood hev bin Napoleonic.
Alas! Governor Garcelon is no Ma
poleon, and so we hev lost Maine, and
Blame and Chamberlin triumph! 1t is
sad, and 1 weep with the discomftted
-4 r-.l sgit -,..
Notwithstandin the fact that lots NV
returns from towns came in, in wich
the is wuzn't dotted and the t's wuzn't
crossed, We are forced to resine the
Legislacher and the controle NV the
State to the Radikels, and the Dimoc-
risy is, literally, out in the cold.
Governor GarcelOn is failure He
didn't ketch on to the hull idee. His
idee Nv steelin the State wuz good
enuf, but he needed shotguns to hold
it. Lackin shotguns, the property slid
put NV his hands, and today he is a
affin stock. Eff Blame and Chamberlin
he'd bin in Mississippi, they woodent
have worried us great while.
But Dimocrisy is accustomed to de-
'eet, and l hev got SO yoosed to it that
don't mind it.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty.
e.sI .' (Still hopefuD.