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Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
GENERAL NEWS.
A Constitutional Amendment Aqains. 4
Third Term introduced IN
the House.
The President Transmits the Report Of the
Secretary Of State on Chinese Matters.
seven Hundred Human victim. sacr,.
ficetl In Mandnlay to Insure the
Healsh OF the King.
CONGRESSIONAL.
SENATE.

9 SENATE. u
Washington, April l2.-Mr. Vance Intro
duced b.ll hunting the Use Of the Page
patent. aud practically annuliing the law
under which this WAS issued.
Mr.. COnerly introduced q bill reducing
the duty on lead ore.
Washington, Anrt l2.-The senate b,l.
appropriation Ut t20o,O'O inr the erec,mn
of pnsssOn the Rn, GsAuie .frtut.er wns
passuts. 'qas -
Mr. Prndle,on, from the conference CEN
sus till. reported tue agreement ,ha, tut
public debt statistics should he taken b,
special agents instead vt enu,neraiors; thu,
the copies Of returns should nOt he sen, T.,
state ofacvr.; tha, A.-ks be Included in
the census. aod that other changes b.
10 the bill. The rep,rt was laid aside.
Tue Geneva rwsrd hill was taken up
and Mr. McD,nald adv0cs,ed his subs,,-
tute. the classifying, Of various claims. H.
argued that this award was not merely IN
award of damages. but The satisfaction of y
natural claim.
Nj. Ch+iMrrs introduced y joint res0lu-
tim that the purchase of United State.
bonds ny the secretary of the treasury r..
Gently, have unsetthd the s,Ock msrkr,
He might cause suspicion If stock i,bb,nr
aud bring discfrdit 90 the government, aud
msktrg II unlawful 10 purchase for the gov
ernmeut any bond, except sf,era week 3
pOi,ce Of the amount,
The speaker presented q message Of the
president transmitting the report Of ,hr
secretary If state. respecting Chinese immi
erstion. Referred.
By Me- G.ddes. q constitutional amend
ment against THIRD term.
Tue house went INTO committee Of tn.
whole for three hours debate 90 the army
hill
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
Death Of Geraldime.

London. Anri' 12-Lorlllnrd's three year
ola F,lIev Geraldine, had her back broken
Saturday. while exercising, ard WIS killed
Geraldine was en,e,ei Tor the New Markc,
bsndicap "Wednesday next, and the inter
nrt,Onal band,cap FRIDAY
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
PERSONAL.

Paris. April 12-rhe Pays says that I,
seems certain that Prince Hohleplobe will
depart from Paris within ten days. to occu-
py his new post for four months, sf,er
which be will return to Paris. In the sb
eence Of H"hlenlobe. Baron R.dowitz will
represent Germany.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
soAr STOLEN.

A email skiff. pointed bow and stern,
nainted white, With brown Gnnsales, vas
stolen from near the railroad sh wa, on Sat
ur,iay night. April 81. A .ui,shle reward
will be paid for the recovery Of the boat.
EpoAR HAHp.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FOREIGN TELecRAms.
The Rex,alds.

Madrid. Apr.l IL Orro. the repicia,
will be executed Wednesday He will he
placed 10 the p,lury ,w-n'y..our hours pre-
vlOus tO his ex-cu'mn, src"rh,"g to custom.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
Az Attack on Judd ulluck.

Csbul, April 12-Mond.v, a brigade Of
t.OtO infantry and six nnndred cavalry,
with ten guns. will march to CO Operate
with Gen Stewart, whn y II r-acn Gnnz,r
on 'h- 20 n ins,.. and will then make an
attack Uu .JndullucK
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

Cairo. Ill.,, April 12-Ger. Grant has ,e,
esfsPl.e.t his acceptance Of the invitation to
VISIT Cairo on the 18th or 10th inst.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
First door west Jenck's hotel. Sd St.

The Merchanta billiard parlors have been
moved 10 location one door north Of Ed
mund's and Wvnn's bank.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
MARKETS By TELEGRAPH.
WALL STREET.
New York, April ~.
Money! y cent.
Government-Firm.

CHICAGO.
Chicago. April 12
WHEAT-Strong, higher, uns et,led, SLIP
cash April; Sl.l4t May Isl l3 June.
CoRN-S,ronRer, 35sc cash 324c April {;
$500 May; 383c June.
OArs-264 cash 30jc bid, May.
RYE-6s@7lc.
BARLEY-75@76c.
Provisions esaier.
PoRK-Sl0 20 each $l0.224 May.
LARD-Firn, 81 asked cash May.
WH1sKY-$l.W.
MILWAUKEE.
Milwaukee. April 12.
WHEAr-}@lSc higher. Hard, $l.ls2.
No. !. SLIP M. 2. freah. ST III Regular
Sl.0S4 cash April; 81 l3a May $l.134
June. No. 8 99lc. No. 4, 94c.
CoRN-35}c.
OArs-294c.
RYE-704c.
BARLEY-64c.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
GRIMES ANo CASUALTIES.
TO be Hanged.

New York, April l2-Cha.,ine Coz, Nh.
murdered Mra Hnll, ksi P,rtro B.Ibo who
murdered hts wif., have been sentenced 10
b hanged May 18th.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FIRST SPRING GOODS OF THE SEASON,

Just received. A we'll selected stock Of
foreign and domestic goods, consisting Of
French, English aud American sui,ings,
spring over coa.inRs, and fancy Lot Of
pants good., which I am prepared to make
up in the la,est aud most fashionable man.
ner and at reasonable prices.
NJ. GRADY,
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

New York, Anr,l l2.-A,ived The
steamship Danan tram Bremen. and steam.
snip Circass,a from Glasgow,
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

Dr.. w. H. n. Brown, dentist Union
Block. Yankton.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

Weston Scores Three Hundred nd Sixty
Five Miles.
San Franciac,, April l2.-Wes,on com.
pleted his walk last night IT eleven e'clrk.
with scOre nf three hundred and aix,y.ive
miles. He has been much trnub. ed with
verti go during the walk, which accounts for
the low pcOre.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FOR SALE.

A M. good work OK. taken on debt,
Fapp'yto s. Fl. GRuBER.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

Mothers: Mothers" M.,her.::.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FOR SALE.
WANTED.

7 OF 1s, block 50, Lower Yankton. Apply at
II this Office
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

All kinds Of grass seeds, Red and Alfalfa
clover at
BLArr & BUERpoRr's.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
IANCOTT, CLAI


WATCHES. CLOCKS AND JEwELRY,
NICELY repaired by
~ VANCOTT, CLARK s. CO.,
Next door to the pOstotfice.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

A MARRIED NAN, having team, to go to
- new point in DAKOTA, where SPECIAL IN
DUCEMEN Is are offered. For particulars ad-
dress +. .. Box, 43,, Yankton Dakota
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FOR SALE.

CAsH paid for Yankton County orders. Apply
~ to GEo. ". ROBERTS.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
FOR RENT.

WATCHES AND JEWELRY.
A LARGE assortment Just received by the
"A Yankton jewelers. first door west of the
pO.toffice.
vANcorT, CLARK & co.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
WANTED.

A COLoRED girl who can cook and do general
~ house work Fare paid by steamboat to
Bijou Hills and $40 per month wages. Steady
employment. j X. Lowe
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

T OTIS FOR SALE ON TIME. Address or ap-
IL ply to
Real Estate and Insurance,
YanktOn, ID. T.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
PIANO TUNING AND REPAIRIl

FOR WEEK OR MONTH, for sale At IN,
= Press and DakOtaian counting room. y. r.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

DIAPER B AGs AND STRAW WRAPPING
, PAPER, In lots to suit purchasers Apply
at this Office.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

TWO HOUSES in Lower Yankton. Rent, SIC
L per month.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

FOX SALE OR RENT,
A HOUSE, beautifully located. commands a
"A fine view OF the city lots fenced. trees, Nc.
formerly occupied by a. NJ. English. Price,
$l,6OO rent, Sl2 per month.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
srRAYED OR STOLEN,

Oper cent interest and reasonable commissions.
d&wtf WIN. p DEWEY,
Attorney at Law.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

( lN TIME lots II and IS block As, lower Yank-
" ton. Good resident lots Apply to
q. W. ROBERTS.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12
TO RENT

TO RENT.
A DWELLING HOUSE, four good rooms,
- pantry. front and back porch and cistern
situated S..I on Green street, between Fourth and
Fifth. Apply on the premises.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1880-04-12

FOR SALE OR RENT.
A LARGE HOUSE-fve rooms, pantry, wood
"A shed and barn. new csteril, with eight lots
fenced, shade trees. &c. Price. 81 300 rent, Sl2
per month.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

DIR. HOLMES ON THE PREss.-Dr.
Oliver Wendell Holmes reads the
newspapers religlously. He said years
ago: we must have something TO eat
and the papers to read. Everything
else we can give up. If we are rich,
we can lay down our carriages, stay
away from Newport or Saratoga, and
adjourn the trip 10 Europe sine die. If
we live in a small way, there are at
least new dresses and bonnets and
every day luxurles that we can dispense
with. Only bread and the newspaper
we must have, whatever else We can do
without. The time may come when
even the cheap public print shall be a
burden our means cannot support, and
we can only listen in the square, that
was once the market place, to the
voices of those who proclaim defeat or
victory (this was written during the
war; Then there will only be our daily
food left. When we have nothing to
read and nothing to eat, 1t will be a
favorable moment 10 offer compro-
mise. At the presentye have all that
nature absolutely demands--we can
live on bread and the newspapers
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

A BENEVOLENT BUMMER. He en-
tered the saloon with hasty stride and
abstracted air, as if some bank would
split wide open if be was not there on
time to save it with his mighty intellect.
He laid down his short bit with the
manner of a man who had paid any
number of long bits over that same
counter aud would just as soon do it
again if he felt like it. He poured out
four fingers and halfot whisky. As the
bartender was wondering whether he
was a railroad magnate or a bonanza
king in seedy disguise, in walked
wreck on the ocean OF rum, who begged
piteously for nip The bartender
was no greenhorn aud couldn't be
played He refused the bummer's
piteous appeal. stay, my good fellow
cried the compassionate millionaire
Do you really want a drinks Then
divide with me. I poured out more
than want They did divide, and
walked out together to initiate other
well-posted barkeepers into the secret
of getting two for dime.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

A BACKWARD LOVER Do you
know I dreamed Of you the other nightT
said an audacious young lady to her
backward lover. Indeed! And may |
venture to ask what was the dreamF
- Oh nothing much--I thought you
asked to me 70 marry you Eagerly ;
And did you consent p why you see,
YOU asked in such an indirect and unfair
way that l would not give you au
answer 'Ah, my dear julia, how can
| thank you for this opportunity? Let
me ask you now fairly and directly
'will you marry me-"
No, sir, l won't.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

No place, no company, no age, no
person is temptation free. Let no man
boast that he was never tempted; let
him not be high minded but tear, for no
may be surprised in that very instant
wherein he boasteth that he was never
teupted az all. 1898 IIa'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07


THE Boy WHO LOVED HIS TEACH
ERA schoolboy about ten years old
was the other day halted by benevo-
lent-minded citizen, on Second street
and asked if he liked to 60 to school.
No, sir y was the prompt reply. -
Then you don't love your teacher!'
'N--yes sir. That is, didn't until
yesterday, but now do. 1 think she's
just bully
why have you loved her since yes
terday?'
well, you know Jack Cain? Well,
he's the worst fighter in our room. He
can lick me and two other boys with
one hand tied behind him. Well, he
was going to lick me last night, and he
was shaking his fist at me in school and
showing his teeth and getting me all
excited, when the teacher saw him.
Did. eh p
You bet she did /? and the way she
took him out of that and wolloped him
and humbled him down made me feel
as if she were a mother to me When
school was out, Jack doesn't touch
nobody. He was wilted down, aud
When hit him with hunk of dirt he
meyer even looked around gness I'm
going to try and lick him in the morning
before he gets over feeling humble
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

A Connecticut widow, worth up'
wards of 100000 is ready to marry
provided she can fad man who knows
enough Almost any man Knows
euoash--to marry such woman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

To make a mustard plaster that will
draw we'll but not blister, mix with
the white of an egg instead Of water or
vinegar.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

The best newspaper men, 1t is SAID,
boil down their matter, which accounts
for their work being so welldone.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07
.r.TlCEs OF TIE PEACE.

rl-r-Dr. C. A.. Brown, obed Funk and
t..-J. u. Grabir, Eli Cofelt, snowden
,, c..L,ox
j. Il. Rodefer, Martin strickler'
.,..,<-samual c, Campbell James j.
..r- -ssrli. Hsmman, Samuel Kingree, Jacob
- Christian Shirley, D. P. Zirkle' 1ohn M
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

jug not that ye be not jugged. as
the jcdge remarked to the bibuious
vagrant. en- ~f eesl foasa edl 8.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

Only what We have wrought into our
characters during life can we take away
withus. i
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07
P ETlC AL
ooo~@>-~>~.~oo.oo.~.~
ONLY A DREAM.
BY WILL @, ROOD.

BY WILL @. ROOD.
"'Twas only dream, my brother
Only . sad, sweet dream
Yet ii brought us back our mother
From the land we've never seen.
heard her call our names once more,
Felt her kisses on my cheek,
Saw her stand In the farm house door
With heart too full to speak.
"I lazily sat in the old rope swing
Under the locust trees,
And listened to the sweet birds sing,
And hum Of the honey bees;
And sweeter far was mothers voice,
In some old fashioned song,
And in my dreams did rejoice
As memories rushed along.
II was only q sad, sweet dream,
Of ohildhood's sunny hours
OF the farm house old and mother,
Her music and her flowers
And.when awoke, brother.
My eyes grew full OF tears,
To find 1t was only dresm-a nd motner
Had been asleep for years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

Hens will soon be laying out their
, pring work. acl.a,s $50. aoiss msa'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

D.,rs.-G. A. Brown, Harrison White, Jno' d
SlcsrwA11.-Jos: Doll, D. F. spiker, Jscoo
jouvsox,-E. B. Shaver, Daniel Bowman siiss
,-,a-sox.-Jos. Comer, Philip Bowers, Samuel
-rl-lucker. u Cos
t-aur.-Joseph Perry, j. Myers, b. L. Con-
TO N. Tidlery j. Il. Kagey, Mark Thomas.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

A BEAUTIFUL THoUGHT.-How
few men seem to have formed con-
ception Of the original dignity of their
nature, the exalted design Of their crea-
ton. Regarding themselves only as
creatures of time, endowed merely with
animal passions and intellectual facul-
ties, there projects, aims and expec-
tations are circumscribed by the narrow
outline of human life. They forget that
instability and decay are written, as
with sunbeam, upon all earthly OBJ
jects.-that this world with all its
pageantry, promp and powers, is
crumbling into dust-that this life is
scarcely deserving of single thought,
excepting as it forms the introduction
of another and that he alone acts pru-
dent or rational part, who frames his
plans with direct reference to that
future and endless state Of being. She
has so blinded the understanding and
debased the affections, that men never
fail to invest some temporal good with
fancied perfection, and idly imagine that
the attainment Of it would satisfy the
desires and I'll the capacities Of the
immortal spirit? How little do they
know of themselves The soul is not Of
the earth, and they will strive in vain
to chain it to the dust. Though its
native strength has been impaired, and
its purity tainlshed, and its glory
1t will not always be as a
prisoner here. Send it forth if you will,
to range through the whole material
and like the dove dismissed
from the ark, it will return without
finding single place 10 rest--for it has
40 resting place but the bosom of God.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07
NEW MARKET BANK.

NEW MARKET BANK.
G. eem, rrSsi1sn.' Un,n.
..t.I j.. Kasey, OA'N'e'
C0,l9iTssIoNERs IN CHANCERY.
.i.ccIr CoURT.-P- W. Magruder, l. e o'ioA-
l.-. T.. iitc Bird. Z D. Newman. s.,.x
.ai..rv CorRr.-P. W. Magruder E. E. Stick
... 10. Irpett. Jr.
COMMISSIONER OF ACCOUNTS.
,fs~rYder Woodstock, vs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07
PARISH PHYSICIAN.

Maurertown
OVERsEERs POOR.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-04-07

so Eleanor thinks, aud the noble
child persists in saying that she will go
at once to hun. She declares it is ber
duty. Poor, poor girl; I see now that
this concealment has been very wrong
DO not fret, my friend; you and
your good husband could not look into
the future. You did as you thought for
the best, So Eleanor has written about
It to Mr.. Ogden She is noble Great
ure ard ifhe is what he ought to be,
it viii bring him on the wings oil the
wind r.. p -. .t...
The nexI day heavily-yeiled, girl
ish figure and an old, gray-haired gen.
tleman were led through gloomy cor
ridor, and into a prison cell. tstss.
Eleanor moved as in a dream. She
was dlmly aware Of a long, narrow'
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VOL. xV.-NO. SO.

for raising their calves to weaning time,
which is sufficient for the purposes Of the
ranchmhn, who breeds only for beef,
Thefeare other tribes Of pollcd cattle
in Scotland as well as in England, and
mixed variety in our own country, which
would answer tolerably in assisting to
stock the Western plains, and If crossed
with compact Short-horn bulls, the size Of
the progeny would be considerably increas-
ed, and made much more valuable to the
breeder and grnzier.
Short-horn cattle have become such
fayorites throughout our Northern, Middle
and Western States aud Territories, and
are really 80 superior to all other races for
general purposes am aware that their
intelligent breeders will not be easily per-
suaded to change them for others. But
when we consider what an exhauster the
growing Of horns is of phosphate from the
soil--its most precious element; how dam
gerous horned cattle are to both man and
beast, when growing up, grieyously wound
ing, and not unfrequently causing death;
what an objection 20 close packing in rail-
road cars or on board ship; and what an
injury and discomfort to themselves and
each other in goring,s snd locking horns,
and getting them entangled in their fast
enings, and being thereby thrown down
and trampled upon-it may well be de-
sired to substitute the poled for them.
There would be 80 considerable an econo-
my in thus doing that shall not be sur
prised to see a gradual change henceforth
going on of horned beasts for these
throughout the country.
No doubt good race Of polled cattle
could he reared aud marketed at from five
to ten per cent less cost than the best
bred Of our horned beast; and IL so, this
would be q saving of many millions annu-
ally to the breeders, graziers, and feeders
throughout the land. Moreover, they
could be marketed in SO much better con
dition, especially when shipped TO Europe,
that both the flesh and hides would com
mand higher price, and this, again, would
be considerable additional profit.
But some contend that lofty-curved
horns are great ornament TO cattle, en-
dowing them with more noble presence;
yet whether horned or hornless animal
shall be most admired depends greatly on
education, Those who arc brought up
among the latter dislike the former as an
ugly exercrescence and dangerous to the
person, and on no account would have
them among their herds. The breeder
and grazier, however, is not to consider
J what is most admired, but what will be
] the most useful and profitable.
Millions and millions Of hornless sheep
have been reared for centuries past 10
! Great Britain, and in the eyes Of theil
5 flock masters are considered handsomer-
, as indeed they are--than horned, aud Oh
> no account would they change them fol
the latter, even If thSy were less profitable
] but in as much as they arc found to BE-
+ considerably the most profitable, they eD
+, joy double advantage in making up theil
5 focks exclusively Of these beautiful polleG
5 animals.-Hdrper's Magasie.
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How Things will be Five Hundred Years
Hence,


Scene Study in the house of an old
gentleman in Australia. The old gentle.
man telegraphs TO the servants room and
John appears blown out Of pneumatic
tube
Gentleman: "John 90 to the carriage
house and Gil the family balloon. Ny
wife and children win fly TO Calcutta about
4 O'Clock to Mr.. Johnson's 10 order TO be
present at ball Then dust well my lit
tle baAoon and ct il also. / must tiy iui.
mediately to the London Exchange, but
think, however, that shall be back before
4 o'clock in order to be able to accompany
my wife hundred miles. She win be
back about 2 o'clock. Should il be very
dark about this time have one Of the
monkeys light the electric lamp 50 that it
shall illuminate about two or three hundred
miles. In the morning | expect several
friends from Hong Kong and San Fran
cisco don't forget, therefore, to telegraph
to Paris TO Cheyet's successor about the
pastry ia Napoleon XVIII; say to him
that we shall expect il at 500 O'Clock still
warm. Tell the cook that yesterdays ar.
tihcial beefsteak was spoiled BY too much
nitrogen. Such deplorable carelessness
ought never to occur again.-Fiom the
German.
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Original poetrp,
TOMORROW.

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