The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-19
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"A bright little nis-, noted for her
other day: "Nsmm~, when you went Ia
Heaven to get NE. did Won pick out the
prrtiisst baby on Gods do, ?'-Ex.
Well, that mother, Of course, sid
"Y~.. darling"
SHE vss plump and BEAUTIFUL. and he
"a. wildly fond IL her. she hated him
hut. womsnlike, che -trove to Catch hun
Ex
II h barely possible that him was Aea.
Ought . woman TO kiss q tobacco
chessr. The C,ngr~y,,ionsli-t.
On, y... That's the only and mos.
81. lin way thu, . ,oney young lady ba. OF
begging chew Of tobacco.
Fourteen female missionaries have
gone out 10 wark among the Utah Nor
mons.-N. Y. Tribune.
There will be sbput enough missionary
timber in thatsqusd to "rix out" one man
in Mormondom.
"A 81. Louis paper hss an article on
"winee Pie and Destiny" Destiny" H.
supposed To refer uo the subsequent stom-
sch arhe.-Chicsyo Times.
And psssgoric and other things that are
mixed vi,h the s,omsch- ache to induce il
to lie down.
1T IL very ssd to learn late in life ths,
the hitherto unsupported primrose IL "a
corolIIh raj dicot l~;ion9,,s exoyen, with 10
monop~,si"us rorolia ami a central pIs-
crn,s." Prof Huxley un-arrhinx the scan
dslous fsct.-Po-, Dispatch.
Aud the Boo il informed that the
coun, decr-ed that he'd have To- keep the
child. .rhar's right. The "ronie" Of
irsp-gre--ors Is hard.
A psr-on u a "stick" in soci~,v now
dsv. uni--- he ia an accomplished dancer
-A'chi-,n Patriot.
Hey, look here, you P.chyiermatou.,
lchrhyophsgr.s,- Ichths ossnru& There are
lOis Il Us fellows who can't dance, and We
don't run io ''s,ich" any more thar you
hopping hugger-, and il We h,d the money
to get To Atchi-ou, We would compare with
you - to ''.lick.."
The Eve ~ould like TO ace Sal Bern
hsrdI Used ss a clo,he-- PIN Bloomington
Zee.
Well. IL they b~ein using her in that
w,y, the B,zO MN will volunteer To act
80 cloth---tine -b~c,Iss he x mt. e. N. ne ar
the renowned ACTRESS.
4 Chic.so pre- cher la. fi.urs,, ont tia,
the average boy costs $500 Inter.
ocean.
The RAzoO can, zee what makes them 40
expensive. the crop oil boys il large ,hi-
wear ard the demand email, you Can get
them here in Missouri for conp'e Of dol
lar. OF SCI apiece. and very good qu.lsy
ii boy. too. No, We "idn', mean, you
naughty minded reader, that 81 Was the
statutory msrrisse lee allowed u Justice Of
the peace. hut merely thu, there are many
parents. Who, for two or three doiiars,
would allow You tn choose one, out vi their
large assortment Of children, sud a iort aud
False il.
DID any one ever ace blue bottle fy.
-Netnoei-t
NJ but ~e hav. seen s cork screw.-The
O~i.
Wonder IL be ever sss the screw driver.
1T !. easier to be an ac,re.. than il il
to he the husband of an sc,ress. Only q
man Of tact and genius Can successfully
play the psr,.-Atisnts Co'uli,uti"n.
The BAzoo nan can't ace Why that kind
Of = husband has anything h.rd~r to do
than any other husband. However, any
actress, Who draws sell, aud who ha> that
dry, harsh, hacking cough which be,oksns
. rapid approach Of her end, desires, the
BAzoo man, will from pure curiosity, and
that he may ascertain shat this extra duty
Of the husband j., 40 A. to give il to BAzoo
readers, try that ACTRESS on matrimonialiy,
honest.
"A secretly paper describes "a dinner in
Louis Times.
We we're sfr.id thew would get there at
the rate, the fashionable dresses wsre being
lovsrrd q, the neck and elevated ~ the
hOtiom for the last year.
Why does q man when standing before
q Ere turn his b~ck Ia il aud iold his hsnds
behind him and shy does q lady while
before the fire turn her face to IL.
Eve.
Will, the Almighty in his wisdom made
. eight, and ssid-to-be-vsry s,ti-ia tory
difi renee between msn and won N, in that
he planted the pors. on the body Of q man
slmo-i Ill on the b,ck part Of his frame.
IL Is ih"u2h ,hose pores tht h-s, crssi',
AZ =. to warm up the lurga. liver pad AND
other Organs of his system. Hence or m
m,re cis..icsi ling, er9o = man in cold
tails around his thighs. puts in new cud
NJ ine cur and patiently shove~ his back
Iossrd the s,ov-, because the pores in that
Size Of hi. frame are open, While . women.
Well, writer differ ~ 10 how the women
srr arranged in thi. regard. The able-t
writer's claim thst women stand with their
lace iov.rd the -sove b<cau.e nature has
placed the open por~- on the other side Of
oh, 10 and ssk somebody who's mar
lied.
Spare rih-the wives Of Utsh-Ciin- !
on Advocate.
Ys.; but ihst kind Of ribs are inst ~
.ood snavine "a any.
-N.ve lana - ,;li a. vn,o s~o ~cIu,uo,