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HUMOROUS.

n BEREAvED AND ECONOMICAL HIS
BANDA gentleman has been so un-
fortunate ne 10 have lost five excellent
wives. He lately determined TO erect
a tombstone at the head of each, COM
meuting her virtues, and has only been
deferred from so doing by the expense
attending the carrying out of the de-
sign. Recently he came TO the city, a
happy thought having struck him, and
arranged for the tombstone. The five
wives were buried side by side In the
same graveyard. This Ia the happy
thought: The Christian name of each
wife 10 be on small stOne-"Emma, 3"
Jane" MARY. ""Margaret, Eliza
6eth'-a hand cut OH e ich stone, point
ing TO large stone I'm the center OF the
lor, aud under each hand: For epitaph
see large stone"
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II D. 80 In 80 10 :

FLENiNOTOy, HuutcrdOn ca, ". y.
Dr. u. V. PIERCE, HuHuo, n. y:
Three months ugO ! was broken ont
WIN large ulcers aud sores ON my body
limbs and face procured your Golden
Medical Discovery and Purgativo Pei
Ie'a, ana have taken six bottles, and to-
Day am BOO good health, all those ugly
ulcers having healed and left my skin
200 n natural, healthy condition 7
Thought nc one tune / could not De
cured. Although / can hut poorly ex-
press my gratitude TO you, yet there ia
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27
what They lake.

Most Of the cxcursionists from the
Interior bring up in a candy store.
sooner or later, after reaching the city.
and the variety Oftastes manifested by
their Inquiries, aslonisbes the confe,-
TONERS.
a girl with great many pink rib
oons on leaned over the counter the
other day, and gently asked:
Ave you lany big sticks Of candy
scented hup with hotter hof roses P"
He HADN'T, and after expressing her
deep disappointment, she took ii o. ic..
aud was made comparatively 'appy.
A young man, who had left his girl
on the corner, brusquely asked:
Got any hunks, at centa hunk ?''
The confec iener didn't deal ia hunks.
and The customer continued:
Well gimme sunthin' that will stick
70 the teeth, and chaw up slow. Pm "a
little short today, and I've got to cbaw
siraws, while Mary chaws cahdy."
The third one was woms N about
forty, wearing beau-catchers. AMI try
Ing 10 look like girl ofeightcen. sic
smiled and smirked, and WHISPERED:
Have you any Of these little. long
nat pieces Of candy viii rcd printing
on them2"
He had.
And can ] select out such as I want
such a. young lady OF The repecra-
biest character might venture 10 pass
too the object Of her affections r"
She was given lhe opportunity, and
the confectioner turned 10 wait on an
old couple about sixty year OLD.
Wen take some peppermint candy. b,
observed the husband.
"YOu mean we'll take some .s..y-
fras," the wife protested.
II know what want, guess and I
say wen take peppermint"
"And say fassyirss"
81 say pep.'
And say sassi"
They went out without taking either
and block further down ne stree,
they compromised on California pos,
and pint Of peanuts.
Adrouts are innocent when men are
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

PERSONS Of sedentary habits, often
suffer with Kidney affections. Irritat-
ing medicines and overwork are fruit
iul causes OF diseases of tho Kidneys.
Sufferers from this weakening and
dangerous disease would maintain the
strength OF The digestive organs and
improve the quality OF the blood by II
persistent use of Simmons Liver ReYu-
iator' taken three times n day. This
will restore the Kidneys TO their
wonted health aud vigor.
Il have been troubled with Liver
Complaint, Kidney Disease and bad
blood for a long time. have used
about ten bottles of Simmons Liver
Regulator, and 1t has done me more
good than all the medicines ever took.
would not be without 1t. If you de-
sire yOu can publish this. Yours truly,
GEO. ii. PRATT. u. 5. Deputy Cot
lectOr, Sec. DIST. Ga"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

AN Irish hOrse-dealer sold fine
blood-mare, warranting her sound
wind and limb, and fault. The pur-
chaser, on her being sent home, found
upon examination, that the sight ofone
oi her eyes was quite gone. Upon this
he waited on the dealer. and desired
that she might be take back and the
purchase money returned, reminding
the seller that he declared the mare to
be without fault. ITO be sure did :"
replied Paddy; "b!indness Is not the
poor creatures fault, but her misfor-
tune"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

GENERAL DLBILITY.-In this COM
plant the good effects of the Vegetine
are realized Immediately after COM
mencing TO take IL; as debility denotes
deficiency of the blood, and Vegetine
acts directly upon the blood. There is
no remedy that viii restore the health
from debility like the Vegctine. 1t is
nourishing and strengthening, purifles
the blood, regulates the bowels, auiets
the nervous system, acts directly upon
the secretionS, and arouses the whole
system to action. 1t has never failed
in this complaint.
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a YOUNG couple pause before no.
tice headed, "Lost-A valuable dia-
mond brooch; 200 francs reward"
ION, bosn! come along" says the
lady impatiently; "you don't mean to
say you think they've really lost any
valuable diamond brooch ?''
well" replied the husband, "If
they haven't why do they put up that
nOtire?"
"Because, You stupid, some one
might hnd valuable diamond brooch
worth more than 200 francs and bring
IL 10 them, DONG you seo?"
" never thought of that" says the
husband, admirlngly.
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Df a sor cred liver tho billions need ENACT
20 or Ef 40 - rmsucut ro Or from the u-e OF
pintI lue pI 'r tNe barbuoue cBttaftiet
~ on estimation these "a 10 rouyu.s.
enH weaken tho syst m. but Hoat TIERS
7iemt'h Intr- relieve. regulate an INV 20
Iate p. u o-e 20 ufcsut pains u tIo liver
we '1uI que which be- arrangement COM
POGO us IpsiI n fuirsd coud .iou a. tUo
.phf1e an1 n'aminaiiou o. tle Urea "a viiob
r-nIt If IouHuess are futtplv. sUeed .v
and pifasautIv removed by thi. heuegrept IL
.'ia.l'e. "h ch D. kowise o po. emit rentd. Tor
Wh le o. system IL rofuIand and nr,,g,d \,
i' al-o thoroughly nfigOia Cd bg th suf Or
lauFeIy hho med g ue. W icb is Of bgap a. or.-
gu, and oohta us none but SOLITARY pgredi-
sn,a ne medical fraternily highly com
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

CRULLERs.-To one quart of flour
rub two scant teaspooniuls sea foam.
lump of butter hair size of an egg.
good cupful of white sugar, II pinch OF
salt, yolks OF two eggs. Work these to-
gether thoroughly but very lightly,
using the tips OF your fingers moistem.
with enough milk, Il soft doug has pos
s'Ole to roll out, using as little flour
as you can, rolling out into twists. 1t
must be. n sticky dough. Keep your
fingers just dipped In 1our. If the
mixture be too stiff your crullers will
be tough. Too much working viii
tougher them. Have your lard well
boiling, and drop in quickly and
watch carefully.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

Two on IHEEE Cold Do eucccr sion VIII ofen
'alaDil1h lhe seeds Oi Consumption fn tbe .ye
Y. nf ,ChF.r ing Whist was OuginH iy sample.
ny eH. p ~ l1. iuio one generally Ft /.
VIZ 2 yIulhaft pfudfnc @ ereiOr.. makes it tIo
Hi.i. Dr. GOT "a or Intelligent experience pre-.
p nl9 remedy in Dr.. JtynFa xuurff nd.
mo tuRhly adapted % T'mOte aUtt dtiV an
eu4l ana Colds ana equally "a. ctfte la he
..msiy stagea OF Consumption. Asthma ana
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

WHAT is political science ?" asks an
exchange. Political science! Political
science! Oh, yea, we see. When you
c"n make The people believe that you
can hold office better than the man who
Is IN, an they have the confidence to
put you In his place, you have demon
straIed about all there is in political
science.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

TO CLEAN WHITE KNITTED GAR
MENTs.-Take those not needing wash
Ing, being only slightly soIled, place
item In pillow-case one at time,
sprinkle flour through II, and shake
well until it looks as bright ms new.
Borax Is excellent TO wash tlannels
with, dissolved Ia lukewarm water.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

ID. @. OWENS, Druggist, Altoona, Pa.
writes: "Dr. Bulls Baby Syrup has a
wonderful reputation, the demand for
II Is really astonishing. Mothers will
have no Otner. It Is destined TO super.
sede all other Soothing Syrups.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

THERE Is no indignation more terri
hle Than that of an elderly man in n
horse car offered II seat by sympathiz-
ing lady, when lie snOrts, keep your
seat, NOM; they hain't n stronger man
In this earn mel"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

CoUGHs.--" BRowN's BRoNcH1A1
IRocnEs" will allay irritation which
Induces coughing, giving oftentimes
immediate relief la Bronchitis, Iuiluen-
~, llOarsenas s, and Consumptive and
Asthmatic Complaints.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

CREAM TO EAT WITH FRUIT. Boil
hal pint OF cream and half pint of
milk with bit OF lemon peel; anu a
Jew almonds beaten 10 a paste with a
drop OF water and little sugar. Take
teaspoontul of dried flour, rub 1t
smoothly down with little cold milk
and few drops of orange-ilower wa
ter; mix all together and let IL boi let
1t remain until quite cold, and then
add little lemon juice.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

The man who is bringing up a family
on an income OF So week will he happy
to learn from the fashion prediction
THAT The spring and summer fashions
In elegance and style will surpass any
thing ever seen In America"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

A PAssER BY gives something to a
poor beggar. COnfrCre: How did he
pan out? Strike IL rich? Beggar:
Nothing, cuss him. Only an order Tor
IL loaf Of bread! ConfreIe: Vile
aristo! Thus he mocks himself at the
starving Ioor!
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

HE soldiers WVIkiug against the Ute
INDIANS labor under great disadvantage.
whenever they find "A fresh trail they
must put salt on 10 aud report the case
TO Washington.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

STEwED POTATOEs. - Boil The potatoes
ana cut IN thick slices: lake half a
tablespoonful of flour, little salt and
butter and chopped parsley; ETC.; n
teacupiul OF milk; put them all togeth-
er ia saucepan aud let them stand
about twenty minutes.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

"Wno is 1t of our neighbors. father,
that always goes home at u 2 40 gait?
asked rapid young ChIcagOan, last
nj ght. ridiculous! I" exclaimed the
parent; me man can 90 home at such
Il gait as that"" eyes, they can, my
lear paternal," cried the lad; show
about The man who lives between 23S
and 2i2p" The father tainted.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

Mrs. PAHTNGroN says Ike has bought
or-e 20 spiritOOus that 20 always goes
on ON dccanter.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

IHHAhEi rnh men do not know
w Iiat Tear Is. They attend hops and
ssolItts ilh tbcir shirt-cOllars pinned
behind ana their suspeuders lengihen-
ed out with cotton string.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27
VEGETINE.
One Package In Powder Form
Cured Scrofula.
How to Reduce Your Doctors Bnrs.

So BRBNES ST, East ,s'on. Mass.
~ ~ - September 30, 1879.
Dear FIR: My little daughter Stella has been
aHiCted ] time with SCrOfula suffering
eve ~ NJ. employed Differ nt physClaDs in
ia Boston bur they he ped her none, bOuVbf
some OF your POWDER FORM VE0ETtNg and INV
VIE STEPPED u and gave IL o the child nc, ord.
IN ~ the az ection and we were surprlsed i'm
iOILhlBhIt time 10 see how The child had
gained IN fiesh and TeI z b. She A. now osio.
ing YerA day aid can Cheeriu ~ recO rrnend
your ron edy 20 be The best We have YER Tried.
Respectfully you're. 1T. WE'RE.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

TO Polish oOD.-Take n piece OF
Eumlce-stone and water, and pass re.
peatedly over the work until tile rising
OF the grain is cut down. Then take
powdered tripoli and boiled linsecd oil
and polish the work toa bright surface.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

WIEN a white man kills another he
ls hung; When red nan commits a
murder he is treated TO trip 20 Wash
lngton. Wei. what the difference
lsn't II Capitm punishment in each
Cusc2
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

How TO COVER ROOFS WITH TARRED
PAPkR.-Ilave the lower layer OF paper
mat comes next To the boards without
tar or dressing OF any Kind (plain pa
PERI; then over that three LAYERS OF
larled paper. For this reason; that
when The larred paper IL laid on the
boards, and when they come TO shrink.
as they always do. the paper becomes
torn at The joints of the boards. PLAIN
paper does not adhere to the roof and
allows the boards to shrink nd expand
without damage. If this plan Is adopt
ed the work will last more than twice
as long, and 1t entirely prevents the
dripping of tar through the cracks OF
the roof in hot water.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

VIOLIN VARNIsH. - proper warm
ish Tor violin Ia made rs follows ::
Take half gallon OF rectified spirit of
wine, to which add six ounces OF gum
mastlc anu half a pint of turpeniine
varnish; place I'm tin. keep in a warm
place. frequently shake until dissolved {;
strain and use. Those who require but
small quantity can easily take pro
pOrtionIte part.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

" was Of brick-maker the Young
lady poke when she said: "Ue's too
ken for anything.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

THERE Is but one real cure for bald
ness Carboline, n deodcrized extract
of petroleum, a natural Hair Reslorer.
As recently improved, CarbOlne is Gee
from any objection. Tho best hair
dressing known.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

liz EVERY one of our readers would
try Dob6ins' Electric Soap, tCragin Il
Co., Philadelphia they would, like us,
become firm believers i'm its wonderful
merit Have your grocer order It
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DOMESTIC.
Thc Happies, Discover oftheAro

Anake.is. an infallible cure for PILES. a SCI
eptihc combination OF poultice instrument and
medicine, endorsed by physicians OF all
schools discovered by DR. : IIsBFE. a regular
physician. and used success. uliy in Thousands
OF cases. Sufferers who have tried ever m, ry
else in vain, will find Instant r, lief and Uerma-
nent cure. IL IL regarded oy medical meu as
tue greatest OF mod, rn discoveries. and pr,-
hounced inf3llible. "Anakesis' zeut by ma.
on receipt OF Price sLO0 per box. sam, ls-
FRFE. by z. Neustsoiter * Co, Box 1916 New
York
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

CREAM CANDY.-A pound Of sugar,
nan teaspOOniul water, a half teaspoon
iul vinegar, tables pOOnful Of butter;
DOLL hiieen minutes, aud stir IL up only
once at the first.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

STRANGE as &c may seem, you can't
mud % "cwsparcr lie i'm hardware
store.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

NO greater guarantee of the excel
lence OF DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup could
be furnished than that it is recon-
mended by all the leading Druggists.
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wanted.

Sherman & Co, Marshall. Mich. want an
agent III this county 1T once, at a salary OF
SlOO per month snd expenses paid. For full
Particulars address as above.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

FISH BALLS On the morning Won IN
tend having them, pare your potatoes
and boil drain off the water, aud cover
with clean. towel TO dry. First,
though, boil your Goldfish I'LL done /:
then pull to shreds, carefully FEELING
for every bone and lump. Mash The
potatoes very finely, pour In little
warm milk and small lump of butter /:
beat up your potatoes till they are az
light as down, then mix with your
h'h, and work all together thoroughly.
a small raw onion, chopped very fine
ly, mixed through, gives "a flavor
winch many persons like; no pepper
nor egg. When ready, roll into small
cakes lightly, and fry delicate brown.
The particular part is to have your DO
tatoeS quite soft with the milk, and fish
with not the smallest lump.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27
lLPHTHERLA!!

dohnson's Anodyne Eminent viii Dos,
lively prevent THIS terrible tlsease and will
POSltfely cure nine cases iD ten. Information
mat VIII save mnny lives sent free by mail
Don't delay p moment Prevention h better
than cure Sold everywhere.
=. y. SOHNsON e. co. Bangor, ne.
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Nord Node ~ Brd- Co'chjug-A new
application OF lho RuhmkoI n coil. has
Oeeu made in the nCighbCrhoUu Of Mar.
scilles. Instead Of using bird lime on
the trees which are frequcnted by birds
OF pas age, q copper wire IS wound
around the trunk aud dccOy attacbcd.
20 neiRhbOriuR stN. When The DO, K
la. hten ~ tractcd by The decOy shock
,- sent DV the commutatOr, and The
WFus arc more surely stunned than by
q rifle. Experiment. of n similar Kind
nave a'so been made by NJ. DaImas up
on the vines Of his country seat. Tbo
powerful electric shocks are reported 10
nave destroyed the parasites and their
cggs.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27
A Musical Library.

DIrSON a CO. from time 10 time sath,r 70
npI ttrit bss chu'c 1T most successful aud nor
ui.r pieces OF mn -ic, I'D "a th IA 10 hand ,r,.
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eNer uDIsh-t paFHt. ~ ~r.d. sch h ~
~ m dependent - the 9th I'D b lds the q ~ spgs
mends them. '' e'"'
Prieo 10 Boards. 81 %, Cloth. 81 %: Cit. $500.
The following are tho VOCAL books only.
Sunshine orSoug. O. popular Songs
world OF Song. 20 songs. Great variety
Gems of Eng ish Soug. - songs New book.
Household NE odies. 2 vols. lI7 Songs
uoore's Irish Melodies. 100 fam Gus alrs
silver Chord. TO- songs.
Gems OF German Song. 100 German Gems.
scots h - Do Scottish Gems.
sacred " 10 OF the beat
Shower OF Pears. CO csp,tai nnets
WEeath of Gems 95 song. quite varied
SILVER wreath. 60 Songs Ducts aud Thos
Operatic Pearis. % Favorito o era songs
nusieal Treasure. Vocal and InsuumsutaI
Any book mailed, post free. for above prices.
Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston.
JE. DlTsoE 90. I2zs ".~-,p7. ., psu.
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CAKE WITHOUT Zoos. Three tpacups
OF cream, Two OF sugar one teacup corn
starch, three Of Hour, one teaspoon
baking powder, pinch Of salt. Flavor.
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AGENTS WANTED fs:,l The r s1S nj,
AROUND g WORLD

II doc ibss Roy . Palaces IRE Curiositiss WesI,h
snd WOnd ~ ~ the Indies Chin, japan ste a
million cope want a. 4 bic Il tie best eharos If
your liie 20 make MOI ~. Beware ul each PENN
limitations. Price only $500. send Tor cireui.rs
and terms t0 Agents. address
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FARMERS FRIEND & GUIDE

tya,u bic book Of - p,v ,, solid reading mat.
ttE ifiE- l1N3 iucufTl irtf .t D. 600 .tir ttrat
wutgr - the y voted 10 D.. iGfrto,ts Of y ,rin.
re- stock % erI"rFs pYul ~ sucier4. 10 .ir, men .
ny 30 ient-t rg.t r'il friih o. ~. order or po.
Afr ..Hupfl ho fr. sf amt OF book fVrr ruii.
lishad NJ uhavs z ieni Iu H. Y ~ b.a, 4, ,e,
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agents Wrmicd. a drrss go trtura fo FHANK
N N"lit-O y Co, Publ hers, zoo aid EOS broad.
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DoUoHSUIs -One cap Of sugar. two
cgSs' one cup Of milk, nutmeg, Two
'easpoonfuls cream OF tartar, one tea
'poOniul saleratus, piece Of butter tie
SIZE Of au egg.
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CAUTION.
Railways Regulating Pills.

Perfect PurERtiVoa, Soothing ADart.
onts, ACT without Pain, ALWAYS ReIaa
Sie and Natural in their Operation.
AVEGErABLB SUBSTITUTE FOR CALoMEI.
Perfectly tssteless, elegantly coated vi,
Meet gun, purge, regulate, purify. cleans
and strengthen.
k4DgAT's PIIs, for the cure Of all disorder.
OF the omach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys bad
aef. Nervous ID Beases, ueada be, ConsiipatiOu
COsJlyeness. Indigestion, Dyspepsia Bilious
mss. Fever, fn0ammatlOn OF the Boweis piles
and I'll arrangements Of the Internal Ylscera
Warranted 70 effect perfect cure. Purely veg
e!a0le, containing no mercury, minerals or del.
- observe the following symptoms result
ing from Diseases OF the digestive Organs; con.
IN the Head, Acldlty OF tho stomach. Nausea
heartburn, Disgust Of Food Fullneas or Weight
IN the Stomach sour Eructa Ions gtDktng az
Fluttoiing ~ the Heart Choking or SufTeTtpg
y nsations a hen IN lying posture, Dimness of
vision, Dots or Webs before the gi hit Fever
and Dull Pam In the Head, Denciency on Per.
splla ignt fepowness OF the SKIN and Eyes Pair
IN the Side, Chest. Limbs aud SUDDEN F1ugb -
Or Heat burning tue Flesh.
Few doses 81 BADWATs Pills will tree IN,
Vbtem rom uh TIE FbOye-namoy di8OrdefA
Price, 20 Cents per Box
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
READ False And TRUE.D
send Q letter stamp % RAILWAY a CO
No. - "AkkbN, cor. CHURCH. 81 New YORK
Information worth thousands Wiii DO sent you
those answering an Advertiaemens Wi
confer favor upon tire Advertiser aud fls
Publisher bYetsatinR that they saW the adver.
Hn - H4HanHH 49,
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worthless.
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ONE pound Of acetc acid, mixed
with one quart OF molas-cs, ana nut
INTO eight gallons Of water, viii make
a strong vinegar in 20 days.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-03-27

STRING WHEAT.-In many localities
spring wheat VIII succeed IL iU is sown
early. Open weather ia March, may
permit blowing aud sowing, although
the under soil be frozen. A cold spell
may ire'ze the ground, or cover il
with snow, but the seed /, safe, the
work Is done; aud one may TEST con
tented, while others are grLmbling.
Fruit trees may De guarded from tbe
attacks Of grubs by attaching 10 their
trunks pieces Of Tow, smeared will, Il
mixture of Chord OF lime and hogs
lard, aud ants and gruDs already In
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