The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-04-15
; Teiegrraphicc yagaries.

~0 s8fTaE ,bsfg---~s assssi9s1 ysaa&S
. Whenthe news came of the revolu-,
ton in Turkey and the deposition Of
Abdul Aziz, Qneen Victoria, 1it iss said,
lost no time in intervening. in. his behalf.
by telegraphihg to Constafitinople and
expressing her hope that the sexsSnltsn
would not be subjected to any violence.
Lor Iill-treatment.4 :" Soishez n sbfesfYl,'
(taket good . care oflfhim essaid ssHer
Majesty but the cruel telegraph made
her say "Saignez le bien AT tilted hin
wei andshoW they bled him all the,
s;G WSTsd kR9xss Ihs s sstqHFy Hy is % not ippos p s
Inshis hast annmals reporb the sPosts,
master General owns that "a. poor,
saonan, teiegraphfng sto relatives
1: Nary ID Hads' had her message ran-
dered Mary is dead =" and that 4
spleasure party wishing to advises their
friends atsilome of their, safssY by the
ASSURANCE that. they had ,"arrived all
glsg ht, scafrdalzed the aHSi0us ones
.iwithsthe announc csmeat, g We have ar.
rived all tight. y But many Jokes are
sperpetrated by the wire withoit reeeiys
j. ing oaieial reeegnisoa POI ius,,Evazu n.
y AJtt1 littoffI ~ Lyiu, % pIpuu duu loHu DIS
! man shotld Be OF His abeautiful young
|, wife, was justabogt rising 70 speak in .
debate, when a telegram was put INTO
] his hands. He read it, leftsahe House,
iumpeds into, o. cab, >droYa to Charing
Gross, and took the train for Dover.
Next day he fetarned 'hoine1 rushees
into his wife'ssreom, rand finding her
there, upbraided the astonished lady in
mo measured tefrns.a Shepotssrsdl,sr
ignoraneesef having done any thing to
: Stsaa s1Ths4~hss sas; aid you amsaa by your
telegram" hefasked. ybu,s y.sn,r,~,n.,A A
"MeanP what / sid1 said, II II COURSE.
What are you talkin aboutP''
.sRead II fYr1 yourself, = sail, be,
She read: II fieeS With M. @ tto
Dover straight. Pray for mes Sas7s H.
h For the moment words wouldEnot
come then, after merry fit Of laiigh-
ter, the suspected wife q,astly remarked,
80, those dreadful. telegraph peoplel
No wonder you are out of your mind,
dear. Il talsgfaphed 'csimplf.--sI tea
with ,Msrs',vBU ia Dsgsr ST. STAY sllaF for
King aJokaaof sssonyasnnprsncto
fdreppings ins upon ffleials when they
/ least expected him. One day he ap-
peared at the telegraph Office Of small
station The clerk apprised his col
/ leaguesat the next station of the unssel-
| come visit, anil 4 efosew a. aeknowledg-
| ment of the warning came was called
upon 70 serili ghten hefnqdiTfng inbnaSCh
respecting sthe business of his Office.
Presently a message CAME along the
| wires, and fffs Majesty desires 70 be
| acquainted with aissyGpufesst. v-Haywas
told it was unimportant; but was not to
be pueoff ana dinsissed iapon ttssmes
sagegzbeing repeaseA 10. him; so tbs
stammering clerk had no choice but to
| regafe the royal ears AWlsh sthei Gssmaa
eqi1ixaient fora "Fhep Kiag apskss his
/ nose, into every thing II King John
was annoyed by 'the fnipeftinehe8s sshs
had tozthank ,himself for itsaA ae .ssasss
i ,sSuch was hardly the case with The
late Earl Rhsseh. One evening, when
hewaslthea Minister I'M attendance q
l'Balmoral, a little old man, buried in !
fEs Fef-4Ft q d.