The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-01-02
NEW NoR'-WESTERs.
Colorado has 200 bonanza kings.
-Tilden Ia said to be worth geo, 000, 900.
Tho Arst gold mine in the United States
Was discovered in South Carolina in 1890.

Tho hrst gold mine IN the United States
was discovered in South Carolina in 1890.
Broad 10 the road that leads to debt,
And Thousands walk together there
Prompt payments find narrow rut,
With here and there passenger.
Mrs. Darlington, speaking Of the rapid
manner In which evil deeds were perpetra-
ted, said that it only required two seconds
to aght duel. .' .......
Tho heading of the Greeley (Col.) Tri.
buas ID an exact simile Of Horace Greeley's
handwriting. No other paper that We
know of In the Union fourishes fist for Q
head.
That was an observing fellow, II he
was but Q years old, who said, Papa, I
wish you'd quarantine against Tom Jones
coming here every night to see Jennie. It's
got to be too epidemic"
Tho Black Hills Times says that W. D.
Knight newspaper man Of that city, leaves
soon to take charge Of the only newspaper
published in the Yellowstone valley, at
Miles City, which must be the Journal
Tho San Francisco Board Of Education
has made reduction in the city teachers
salaries, which operates very severely on
the primary teachers, whose salaries are re-
duced to $4650 per month. The action Of
the Board 10 universally condemned. ) s.
"A young lady who had been married .
little over . year wrote to her matter Of
fact old father, saying: "Ws have the dear.
est little cottage in the world, ornsmented
with the most charming little creepsrs you
over saw The old man read tho letter
and exclaimed, "Twins, BY thunder"
John B. Cough says: In England the
intoxication among the ladies IL fearful. I
have seen two well dressed young women
In . first class railway carriage draw their
TASKS from their pockets and drink from
them, not even using cups. They 30 from
one confectionery store to another and drink
shorty until they have to 60 home in cabs.
III every shred Of wool sheared from
every sheep Of the universe and every fibre
of cotton picked from this terrestrial ball
could DO spun into yarn and knitted into
ono stocking, which would be - long as
the bottomless pit il deep, and big around
enough to nse tho equator for garter, it
wouldn't hold enough to satisfy the Christ
mas wishes Of . curly-hesded girl of FIVE
tender but precocious years. Ntar.
"A geography recitation in Nevada must
DO interesting. Just imagine school boy
standing up and gravely rafting of the
following before committee Of the Board
Of Education /: /" Buttsrmilk Canon ID in
the Paradise Mountains northwest from
Eden, about ten miles from Gouge- Eye, on
the way from Limburger TO Whoop' Em-
Up, by way Of Bell Town, Lay,Em-Out
and Hungry, and just over the mountains
from Bung- Eye and Knock 'Em-Stiff."
Baron Rothschild, Of visnna, has r.
vorite horse, for whose Accommodation be
has had . special loose boz built Ut . cost
Of $4,000. This elegant room forms part
Of . new stable which cost $50. 900, and
which haa marble floors, encaustic tiles
painted b. distinguished artists, rings
drains and traintraps Of silver, and walls
frescod with splendid hunting scenes from
the pencils Of eminent animal painters.
Tho Baron's annual income IL fortunately
d, 600, 900.
Lebanon, Me-, ID proud Of possessing
the stupidest man In the United States.
He 10 farm hand and was engaged TO
plough ten-acrs lot. Wishing him to
draw straight furrow, his employer d.
rected his attention to COW grazing right
Opposite, telling him 10 drive directly TO
ward thst COW. He started his horses and
his employers attention was directed to
something else but in short time, look
Ing around, b found that the COW had lslt
her place, while the sagacious plownan
vas following her, blowing . sigsax furow
al over the Geld. = 3 spaaaes f.r ~
"A gentleman recently sntsred . book
store In Nevada county, Gal, and inquired
u the propristn. !" Have you 6ouls's
6ynonymsr'A sSouls's what :" qusried
TIE othsr. 6ouls's Synonym" replied
the would-bs purchaser. No." replied
the shoptsspsr, " doast assp shsn What
ars they forf Upon being informed that
syncayms were simply synonomous
words and TINT In IL book isfsrrsd 70
they were culled and Arranged recording
to adjudication. be rcnafksd, Oh, yss !; I
undsStand what syncnyms are. They ars
not ussd n this conatry." nose .s,sesl