The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-07-14
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The Democracy of the Corners Nave
Some Doubts, which Mr.. Nasty Dispeis
with His Usual Ability.

Some Doubts, which Mr.. Nasty DIspei
with His Usual Ability.
CoSPEDRrT y ROADS,
(which is in the State Nv Kentucky
July l, 1850.
There hez bin altogether too much mur
murin among the Dimocrisy Nv the Cor
ners to SCOT me, and determined TO brin
it to a he'd. The first doOty nv Demikra
is to vote the tikket sot before him, AM
ef he can't do that he amt no Dimekrat
The western landlord who he'd fastiju
bosrder wich didn't like hash, he'd th,
proper method. When the boarder pu
in mild protest that he wood like suthir
beside hash, the landlord pulled out (
carvin knife. and seezin him by the throte
remarkt: "You do like hash, don't your
The boarder looked at the,kniie and con,
clooded that hash wuz the best possible
food for him, and order wuz restored to
wunst.
Precisely so in pollytix. FL a Dimekrat
don't like a nominashun the carvin knife
must be appealed TO.
Deekin Pogram swore that he woodent
vote for Hancock, nohow. Hancock wore
bloc uniform doorin the war, and he
tPogram) he'd suffered too much by the
subjoogashen up the South tosupport any
man witch he'd ASSISTED in the subjoogas.
hen.
Issaker Gavitt woodent vote for Han
| hsh haN
hev been nominated, or some Dimekrat
ekally able to open a bari or two.
Bascom didn't like the nominashen for
he he'd, ez yit, seen no indicashen Nv any
expeHditoors for the COZ.
Capt. MPelter remarkt that the nomi.
nashen Nv Hancock wuz betrayal Nv the
South, beCoz Hancock he'd born arms agin
the central iiees of Southern Delnocrisy.
he'd one reply TO make to these mis-
gidid men, witch did. Ez TO the bari,
there WIZ oIber barls besides Tilden's.
Hancock hedn't much Nv bari. but he'd
friends witch he'd, and English he'd one Nv
his own. The Corners mustn't jump at
conclooshuns. The Corners kin wait. The
refreshen shower will come, and the Cor.
ners will git all that it is entitled 10. No
Reform Dimocratic Committee is goin
into campane without money, and We
shell git our share Nv it. 1t is US NV the
Corners who hez 10 colonize the southern
counties in Inieany, for the October eleck-
ahun, and NV course there will be money
pervided to pay our expenses. So much
for that.
Eze to the nominashen Nv Gen. Han
cock, wat more Good we want? What dif-
L.. . tl,aN ha a
date is? What we want is results. | want
the postofiis that may live in comfort and
pay what owe to the citizens OF the Cor
ners. Wild cheers. Issaker Gavitt
wants to be collector, and Captain Nc.
Pelter wants q place in the revenoo, and
Deekin POgram wants TO be something or
other. Then the Corners wants SeCeshun
erik slack watered, and ralerOad con.
aectin it with the Suthern Pacific, and
custom house, and she wants her Snthern
ioljers penshuned, and the lOssesshe sus.
taned made good by the Federal Govern
ment.
EiGen. Hancock is electid, is he agoin
to continyoo the niger Lubbock in the
postoilis? Is he goin TO ContinyOO Pollock,
the lllinoy disturber, ez collector? Is he
goin to reiOoze the Corners the internal
they want2 Ell we wich eleCtid him wants
penshuns and pay for losses is he goin to
refooze2
Not much. The creature kin never be
sooperior TO the creator. 1t is ave witch
will make him President ef he is President.
1t is to us that he will owe his raise, and
he can't go back onto us.
| amt bit afraid NV any man which
t,I, nj A
northern man that will do that may be
counted upon to carry out the bargain
that gave him tn us, for he heZ nothin
else 10 do. When SIGH man comes over
to us he burns his bridges and is ours for
keeps. l had rathur trust him than
southern man, for he hez everything to
make by bein tr9o TO US, and nothln' to
lose.
700 say we mite hev nominated a south
ern soljer jist ez well. TrOo, but we could
not hev electid him. The north wood re.
sent that, and we shood hev bin no better
off than we are now. But Hancock will
cit the northern votes necessary to elect
him, and ez he will doc our work iist the
same ez a southern man, what.ditTrence is
it TO usP ldon't keer what yoonitorm
sojer wore in the war, so that he does wat
we want him to do now.
We want Post Offices, and appropria-
shens. and eff We elect Hancock we git EN-,
and ef we don't we don't. Let us be az
wise as serpiuts anyhow, jist now, and the
dove biznis We will consider hereafter.
The friends took another view Nv the
matter after my remarks, and decidid that
after all it wood be better to support Han.
cock corjelly. All w US agreed to go to
Tnjeany in time to vote there in October,
peryided alluz the funds wuz forthcomin.
Issaker Gayitt SEE he will manage to git in
i've good votes, and Captin McPelter is
ekally enthusiastic. The Corners is all
rite agin, and the Dimocrisy may look for
good report from Inieany. | shell orga'
nize for that State towunst. The skies is
britenin.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, with hopes.)