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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1880-10-29
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PERRY-In Middlebury, Oct. 20, Mrs. Lucy
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A, Bristol, Saturday. butter sold at IS 10 sects,
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he Damnation of Faust.

(fa;50). Opera by Bcrlioz. with its startling
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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-15
CUFsCURA REMEDIES

FOr NIOUu, SKIM IN" sTnP H nIrt,
and Druggists, 800 Washington street, Boston,
q Front street, Toronto, Ont, and s Snow
Hill, London, and sold by all Druggists. Price
OF Cuticura, small boxes, 80 cts; large boxes,
81; Resolvent, 81 per bottle; Cuticurs Medi-
cinal Toilet Soap, 25 per cake; Cuticura Medi-
inal Shaving Soap, 10 cents; in bars for Bar
bers and large consumers, so cents.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-15

The bridge consists ofan iron viaduct l,440
feet long, in As spans of 80 feet each, on the
east end then three deck'spans of 200 feet
each; then two through spans of 100 feet
each, and finally 100 feet Of iron viaduct on
on the west end. The masonry piers are car.
ried up about 60 feet above low water and
are founded on bedrock, at depths ranging
from 80 to So feet below the water.
Mr. George S. Morrison has been in charge
OF the construction of the bridge as chief en-
gineer The two 400 feet spans were built
by the Keystone Bridge Co., of Pittsburg;
the 200-feet spans and tho iron viaduct by
Kellogg Il Maurice, of Athens Pa; the ma
sonry by Reynolds, Saulspsugh a. Co., of
Rock Island, ILL.,, Jenkinson & Drexel, of
Omaha, Neb, and j. G. Goodridge, jr, of
New York.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-15
ST. LOUIS SEMINARY
ST, LOUIS LAW SCHOOL,
DR.. WARDS SEMINARY

nashville, Tenn, closed IT, fifteenth year
WIN sAo Young ladies, and Is graduates, An
established school Has met with great sue.
cess. Fine buildings IN the city Next ses.
slon' september LIST. Send for catalogue.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1880-09-15
THIS is THE LINE
THIS is THE LINE

That runs Palace Sleeping Cars between Han.
nibal, Mo-, and Toledo, Ohio.
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CUTEGURA AsEISOLV HINT
CIeanses the Blood, Regulator the
stomach, Bowels and Uri-
nary Organs

This great blood purifier, liver stimuiantand
vegeta bic lnvigo5an cleanses the system of all
impurities Of the blood, regulates the stomach,
bowels and urinary organs, steng hens, vital
lies and electrinos every fluid of the body and
di don Of the blood, whether inherited or con-
tracted. Cuticura, q medicinal Jelly, arrests
external evidence of blood diseases, cats away
dead skin and flesh, heals sores, ulcers and
every species OF Itching and irritating skin and
scalp diseases, when the blood has been purl-
fed with the Resolvent. Cuticura cures hui
mors of the scalp, reprOduces, sottens, and
beauties the hair beyond the possibility OF
any other remedy. Cuticura Soap, prepared
from Gu icura, the most elegant toilet, bath
and nurs ~ luxury, cleanses, s0othes, heals
and restores the skin to its original whiteness
and beauty. Cuticura Sh.vi Soap Is the
first mencnal soap prepared expire sly for
shaving, and Is extravagantly praised by gen.
tlemen.
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AND ALL POINTS
North. East and Southeast
Trains Leave DALLAS STATION as follows;
WEST BOUND.
No. ], mail and express. .............7!8 p. NJ.
No. I, Accommodation, arrives. .l0:45 p. NJ,
EAST BOUND.
No. 2, mall nnd express ............ TOO P. NJ.
No 10, Accommodation ............ 1898 A. M.
No. s. Accom- tiou. from Union depot. 800 A. NJ.
Trains No. 0 and 10 carry passengers between
Wills Point and WeatherfOrd.
Trains No. 8 and 7 carry passengers between
Marshall and Dallas.
e. p. TURNER, Ticket Ag't.
CONNECTIONS.
At TEXARKA with all trains on tn
Louis & Iron Mountain and Southern Railwa
for all points North, East and southeast.
At LoNGvIEw JUNCTION and MINEOLA,
with all trains on International Railroad for
Tyler, Palestine, Houston, Austin, Galveston
and San Antonio.
At DALLAS, with trains of the Houston 4
Texas Central Railway for Corslcsna, Mexia,
Bremond, Waco, Calvert, Bryan Hampstead
Brenham, and all points In Middle and South
ern Texas.
FISHERMAN, with II. 4 T. C. R. r. for
points on the line of that road.
At FORT WORTH, with stageS for all points
In Western Texas.
At SHREVEPORT, with Red River steamers
for New Orleans.
PULLMAN PALACE sLEEPI'rC CARS
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RAILROADS.
MI 4. x. g. +. R'y
THIS Is THE LINE

That runs the finest Dining Cars In the world
between Hannibal, Mo-, and Chicago Ill.
Meals, rs cents.
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SlkIN MUaEOEs.
Covering the upper part OF the Body.
Skin GOpper-cOIOred,

Messrs. Weeks & Potter: Gentlemen, -Ihaye
been aillicted with II troublesome skin disease,
covering almost complete the upper part ofmy
body, causing my skin to assume copper
colOred hue 1t could be rubbed of like dRnd-
run, and at time causing iutolerabie itching
and the most intense suffering. / have used
blood purifiers, pills and other advertised rem
edies, but experienced no relief, until | pro-
cured the Cuticara Remedies, which, although
used CaIel,ssiy and irregHlarly, cured me,
alayin that terrible itching and restoring my
skin to iJs natural color. lam willing 10 make
AFFIDAVIT to the truth of this statement.
Respectfully, S. G. BUXTON.
Milan, Mich. July 3, 1870.
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And Dealers In Exchange.
Collections nremptly attended to- Reference,
Ball, Hutchings & Co, Galveston.
npls, 1eNas
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Galveston, Houston & Henderson. 1T is
stated that Mr.. N. A. Crowdrey, of New York,
is preparing to take the necessary legal steps
to secure possession of this road as trustee
under the mortgage. This is in consequence
of the recent default in interest.
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RAILWAY GAZETTE FOR THIS WEEK.

RAILWAY GAZETTE FOR THIS WEEK,
Progress OfOId aud New RORds-S, 100
Miles Built This Herr-Diary of the
Work Going On-tlOw the COnti-
mental IL BEING Hound To-
gether by Hooks of Iron
and steel Facts, Notes,
Engineering Feats,
Prices of nails,
SPARKS, Gin
ders aud
Smoke.
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aCROEVLOUS WUMOR.
Hon. WIN. Taylor, Boston, State SEN
nt0r OF MnNS. HnYS of his cAso

ator OF Mass, says OF his case
after three months uee of the Cutienra
Remedies, and twelve years Of as constant SUI
fering from humor OF the face, neck a. d scalp as
was ever eadured, can say that | am cured,
and pronounce my case the most remarkable
on record have been so elated with my sue
ce,s that have stopped men ON the street who
were afflicted, and told them to get the Gu leu
IA Remedies ana they would cure tuem. This
ia why + am so grateful to you, for L believe
them to he the best aud greatest discov ny of
the sge. ana that they viii cIe all who are
suffering with these diseases.
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Nlessrs Weeks & Potter: Gentlemen, II had
running sores on my left leg for seven years,
which reduced my limb to simple skin and
bone, and unable TO support my weight unless
swathed in baudages. A consultation of phys
icians at the City Hospital of lston decided
that 1t would have to be amputated To save my
life. Such WAS my condition when | began to
use the Cuticura Remedies, which have effect
ually cured me, In gratitu for which make
this public statement of my case.
JOSEPH A. PALMER.
Hudson. Mass, ,InlY. 1879.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25
NEW SERIES--V0L. 81, NO. 33

time to study the abstact philosophy
of politics, but his practical good sense
knows the right intuitively and always
catches the nearest way to do it. II
he be elected, the ability of his admin.
istration will inspire universal respect,
and his moderation and magnanimity
will conciliate even his enemies. |
have the fullest iaith that he will not
only keep his oath toprcservo, protect
and defend the Constitution, but will
so carry out its provisions that the
great objects of its farmers as express
ed in the preamble will be fully accom-.
plshed-" To form a more perfect
Union, to establish justice, TO insure
domestic tranquility, to provide for the
common defense, to promote the gen.
eral welfare and to secure the blessings
of liberty to ourselves and our pos.
terity." ]. S. BLACK.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25

Several men were gathered at the
door OF blacksmith shop on Cass
avenue the other morning when a
schoolboy, not over nine years Of age,
came along with tears in his eyes, and
one Of the group asked:
whats the matter, boy-fall DOWN.
moo, but I've got a hard 'rithma-
tic lesson and | expect to get licked"
was the answer
"Let me see; used to be king.
bee on fractions
The man took the book, turned TO
the page, and read.
"RULE Find the least common
multiple of the denominators of the
fractions for the least common denomi-
nator by each denominator, and multi.
ply both terms of the fractions by the
quotent obtained by each denomina.
tor
He read the rule aloud, and asked if
any one could understand it. All shook
their heads, and then he continued
"Well, now, | think should 60 to
work and discover the least uncom-
mon agitator. / would then evolve o
para,ra avcorulng to the intrinsic de-
viator, and punctuate the thermome-
ter"
$50 would l." answered every man
in chorus, and one Of them added:
"Ive worked EN- out that way thou.
sand times"
Not one of the men, all Of whom
were in business, and had made money,
could understand the working of tho
rule, much less make examples OF it ;
and yet it was expected that nine.
year old boy should go TO the black.
board and do every sum off.hand.-
Detroit Free Press.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25
CLEARFIELD, Pa, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25, 1885,

caught at Mechanicsburg. The men
were convicted and sontenced-Rollins
to ten years and Wicks to eight years
in the Eastern Penitentiary, They
were taken back afterwards to Cham
bersburg on n writ Of error, They
were again convicted, but Rollins es.
capped from the Chambersburg jail with
tools said to have been furnished by
his wife. lie was re.arrested in Chi
cago and sent back to the Eastern
Penitentiary.
Then began the contest between
his determined resolves TO escape and
the vigilance Of the prison authorities
IA vigilance which came near being
ovorthrown in December last by the
perfdy Of one Of the keepers. This
man went into conspiracy whereby
Rollins was to be furnished with tools
to cut his way out of prison and hide
in neighboring house. The discov.
cry OF the plot resulted in the finding
of a shaving brush, in which, concealed
in hollow of the handle, was forty-two
magnificent diamonds, said to be worth
$4,000. They are believed to have
been smuggled into the prison IN this
receptacle, and Rollins told the faithlcss
keeper they should be his reward for
assisting the convict to escape. Rol-
lins became furious when his long
brooded.over plan came to naught and
resorted to the insanity dodge and
schemes TO get out, in the expectation
that he would be sent to the Danville
asylum, whence he could escape. This
too failed, Then he resorted to at
tempts at violence upon the prison
keepers and bribing the runners. He
had large knife on one occasion and
lot of powdered glass on another.
He was warned that by constant
brooding over his confinement he was
going the way where madness lay,
but these remonstrances had no effect.
Lately he began to loose flesh and ex-
hibit signs Of physical breaking up,
tho effect Of Incarceration and the fast
life he led while swindler aud forger.
On Saturday helay dying from Bright's
disease while the prison inspectors
were in session at the penitentiary.
One of them, who has always taken
an interest in the convict and striven
to impress good advice upon him and
resignation to his lot, visited the dying
mans cell, but he was too far gone
for conversation and expired within
fifteen minutes. The runners carried
the news through the corridors and
yard. "Rolins is dead w and the
thousand and more desperadoes and
villains knew that another had been
added to the list of maleiactors who
realized too late abe hopelessness of
attempting to escape the strong barri-
ers that shut them out from liberty.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25
EDUCATIONAL MEETINGS.

Tho educational meetings TO be held
in connection with the examination
Of teachers for the current year, will
be announced from time TO time in
this column. The object Of these
meetings IS:
lst. To talk TO the parents of the
children regarding their duty to the
public schools.
I'd, To make suggestions TO teachers
and Directors upon such subjects as
seem to require immediate attention.
3d. To instruct the pupils who are
attending our schools, IN regard to
their importance as factor in school
work.
4th. Tomeet the Directors, teachers,
parents and pupils in TN official ca.
pacity, and exchange views with them
upon the great educational problems
Of the day.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25

fllty mead oil yearllng owes aver
aged II yoands, many clipping Is to
10 pounds.
All the above clips are less than Il
years growth, being cut little sooner
this year than last, The whole flock
Of $50 head will average up to last
years clip, and perhaps shade it a lit.
tie, These heeces are at the Keystone
Sheep Farm for Inspection and weight
by any who desire to verify the count
the above count is attested by the
shearers, and is true to the ounce.
When IL is considered that the av-
erage clips of the State is3 lpounds, for
this county about Al pounds, then the
extraordinary showing ofwholo bunch.
es that rise from 30 TO 33l pounds for
bucks and 10 TO 22 for ewes, the yield
becomes one OF the wonders Of the
time, without an equal in American
wool growing records, and shows to
what perfection the intelligent skill Of
Mr. Van Yoorhis has arrived. He has
been solicited toexhibit this fall at the
National Sheep Show in Philadelphia,
and will possibly 60 there simply to
show the world what Washington
county can do when it attempts to
raise q bit Of wool.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25

For Knox at New Millport in the
NJ. Il. Church on Tuesday evening,
August 31st, 1880. Speakers--Rey.
Shirk, Al. Smith, VIM. A. Bloom and
NJ. l.. McQuown.
For Jordan at Ansonville on Wednes-
day evening, September 1st. Speak.
ers--Reuben Straw and r. NJ. John
son, representing the School Board,
Rev. Campbell and N. l.. MoQuown.
For Chest at Newburg on Thursday
afternoon, September I'd, in the Grove.
Speakers-Robert McGarvey, repre-
senting Chest School Board, and Gil.
bert Tozer, Secretary of Newburg
borough. l.. j. Hurd, Matt Savage,
J. II, Kelley and M. l.. McQuown.
For Burnside township and borough
in the NJ. Il. Church at Burnside on
Friday evening, September Sd. Speak.
'ers-Danlel German and John G. Con.
nor, representing the School Boards,
Rev. Holland James II. Kelly, Rev.
g. b. Ague and NJ. l.. McQuown. An
Essay will be read by Miss Mamie
Irwin.
N. BAH afternoon meetings will
commence promptly at 2 O'Clock, P. NJ.
Ne hope all the teachers will ar.
range 20 be present at these meetings.
1t is hoped that those living in the
communities where these meetings are
to be held, will make duo arrange.
ments for light, music, etc. The an
nouncements for the third week Of
the examination tour will be made
next week. Parents and Directors are
especially invited to be present.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1880-08-25

Now, JIMMY. The following touch.
ing story of Garfeld's youth now
comes to light
One day his father called him to his
study and said:
"Now, Jimmy, which would you
rather do to day, walk with the Sun.
day school children or 60 to the Cir.
Gus p
And the future dabbler in Credit
Mobilier stock looked piously pensive
and replied:
"Father, ! cannot tell lie; | would
rather walk with the Sunday school
children"
"Thats right, my son" returned the
old man al would rather have you
walk with $4,000 children than nail
me for half dollar TO buy Circus
ticket"