The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1880-08-03
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Mr.. E,liiure,

Deer SUR, Since made that drafted
big 4th NV July speech at tho skule
house I've got tu be mazen popler,
but my same old hat seems to be big
nufi yet. Sich glory and oner don't
give i've what Is generally called the
zig he'd fur don't know whats in
me? Cuzen Dick scy he noze whats in
Inc I'll he sey 1t Is conseat, he nozc
drom the siinptums, and brass out
side. llese just mad kaso it aint
him. ant seed the drafted fool since
he made the insertion, but when du
he may have one case, dncturin his
self fur man Nv uner cant let.sich
slanderous talk pass unnoticed.
But what sat down to du is to
rite up as we reporters kali ii the
grand mune light picknick Civ III me
and Malindy by our perlickler friend
Square Blue and his exceedingly ex-
celent vile ant Jane Blue. Yer see
SEE the square 10 ant Jane his wife
Bill Is bound TO be sum CRATE Office
holder sumo day, suue or late aud he
may be the means NY gitten me the
post Office ut llumdurgin and SO OH.
so seq he lets Civ thclu n mune light
er Tor yer see nune lite is chepe and
that's ul we nede. Well III make
short matters long tha giv ps q mune
lighter as IL wer and we axcd evry
Uedy for 8 .ur u miles round. AT last
the mite cum round rs liles generally
du lin tile latter part Nv the evenin,
aud there was a big crowd Nv the
elite ard best society In liumdurgin
on hand. The mite was ono NV them
mites what poets luves TO rite about
aud luvers feels like putin in their
best licks aud sich like. The sun had
sot iur il was mite. The silver "mune
had cimed the mountains and the
stars was shining tu, TOR yu see 1t was
mite. The bats nad cum 4th and the
bugs was humuiiu in the yard fur 1t
was mite. Well sir bout this time
cuzen Dick the ducture and your
hansum and fasinaiing agent MIR.
Gano Henry rode up. The docture
was riden new hoss q regular jerk
tale sorrcl aud don't you think the
drafted fool had his Doctures bags
with him. rccken he thot that sum
NV tho girls mite faint or sumethin
from lite lacen yer know.
Well sur yer no what curious
thugs gnrls Is. II good looking
young teller gifts IN acrowd Nv 'em
that is stranger they all want tu
have the oner Nv gittin quainied with
him. So It was that mite with Mr..
Henry for sum Nv Ell cum very near
ly fitcn which shud promolade with
him. Well sur did wish you cud a
bin down here fur We had lively
time. Wy sur the very admustfere
WIS iul Nv life sich as skeeturs big as
black birds, most did peer ike. And
lilo nabers brot more guide things to
etc, but have been told you needed
irunt OH tu you to give you the
rite shape fur square. But | got
hold Of piece Nv apple pi that beet
all ever seed. 4 ur5 skeetur III Ons
1t aud | killed EN- tn once, the lady
scd she dident like anything that ma
iurc made tu be changed ur spilled by
putin shugar and spice aud sich lik
IN, well sur I gotta guide chance and
lade mi piece on a stump tu Kill
lskceturs, but the way Mr.. Henry went
fur II was alarming tn be hold, he got
holt ny most half one and went and
sot down on the stump whur lade
mi piece aud no he must Nv killed
at least u hundred skeeturs SO arter
that lie gotta seat and kept II most I'll
We closed, as 1t wer. Well sur ar,er
the boys had sed over all the poetry
they node aud sich like III the gals
aud the gals had giggled there selves
most 10 dcth things began tn git sort
er dull till at last bout ii ur clock
cuzzin Dick sed he had propersi-
shum tu make seys he lcta take the
sence NV this party on who is the
choice fur President aud sheriff.
Well Mr.. Henry sez rizen from his
sect iur the fust time since he mashed
my pi on the stump. | think II wood
be proper fur tn have a cheerman,
that's thcA way the duin town. So
they all sed let's lave a cheerman.
SO sum un ein (l no cuzen Dick told
en- to du ii) sez dominate the Doc
ture for cheerman, so Iput the vote
aud he was elected. So sum NV cIn
sed the checrinan ort tu have Hat
form with a cavprpd sect so me and