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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
A Cold Deck.
y,rada (Cdi.l Transeripf.

Nerada (Cai., Tran'eript.
Tsine Slam, Q celestial. and "Old Per-
simmons" q Digger Indian. both adopts
ct the business. got together In Com.
mercial street den and wrestled each
other at draw poker. They played for
small stakes awhile and neither won or
Lost much. Finally Old Psrsimmons
had three kings dealt out to him.
"Ugh. him wslly bad. Glib me one.
two klards." remarked his chisfship
oomplacently.
Tsing Slam shufiled out the two. and
one Of them proved to be the last king
In the deck. Old Psrsimmons led his
opponent on warily. and pretty soon
they had thirty dollars apiece on the
board.
me call um," murmured the red
man. a. hs got to the bottom Of bis wal
let.
II was the same old story OF misplaced
confdesce. The Chinaman held four
secs and scooped up the coin.
"You heap chsatum. yelled the Dig.
ger. making lunge at his queue.
They ran out OF the door and down
street. The man Of the four kings was
whipping out knife and the Chinamau
was feeling for . pistol. when officer
Scott dropped in and the fght was in
dsaaitely postponed.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
snERIFF's SALE.
Fer Deilnsue.t Taxes for the Fiscal
Year Rndins December 81,
A. y. 1879.

FINDER AND BIZ VIRTUE or FOUR DTF-
" ferent executions issued out OF the jus
tees Court OF tsold Hill Township No. .. Of the
Town Of Gold Hill, county OF Storey, and state
Of Nsvsds. 70 me duly directed and delivered.
dated .pril 9Th. A. u. 1850. upon four different
ia .Rments recovered In said Court on the 9th
dsy OF April, A. d. 1850, and on record 10 SAID
Court, In favor Of the etaie Of Nevada, p.aintin.
and against the following. named defendants
and rosl estate and posss ssory claims and I'm.
provemsnts thereon, together with oosts and
expenses Of sale. And IN purfusncs - law
shall expose for sale at public auction. In 'front.'
Of the Court House doors. IN the oity OF VIZ.
ginlA. Store, county. Stats OF Nevada, between
the hours Of Q o'clock a. =. and O'Clock ?. r..
vix, ~ II O'Clock noon, on TUESDAY, the
TwENTY.tlFrH day Of NAY, A. d 1850. 20
much Of each parcel Of lana hsrsinaftev do.
scribed, together with the improvements there
on, a. shall be necessary to satisfy the said ex
ecntions and all costs In gold ooin OF the United
staiss. AL Of said property being situate In
Storey county State Of Nevsds, and 10 separate.
u Described - follows, 70 wit;
Grace Haskius, and lot %, olock I, range
o. Id Hill. Amount...... u
Gold Hill Tunnel Company. Q corporation,
and 80 feet Of lot I, block 8, range O,
and unsurveysd land esst OF the lmps-
rial Mill site. Gold Hill. Amount. .....eA %
Thomas Mitchell. and lots a. ~ and ~.
block 9. range d, Gold Hill. Amount. - 10
Gee Lee. and lot 8, block .. range O. Cold
Hill. Amount...... ....................SS3 10
O. WILLIAMSON,
Sheriff Of Storey county, Nevada.
By J. MccuicaAn. Deputy sheriff. apal
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
ssHERIFf's SALE.
Fer Dellnsuent Taxes for the Fiscal
Year Rndius December 81,
A. ID. 1879.

FINDER AND BY VIRTUE OF FOUR DIT
u fsrent executions issued out Of the Jus.
tice's Court Of Gold Hill Township No. 8, Of
the Town Of .0old Hill. county Of Storey, STATE
OF nevsds, TO me duly directed and delivered.
dated April 9th. A. D. 1850. upon four different
Judgments recovered in said Court ON the sth
day Of Ap'il. A. d. 1880. and on record In said
Couit. In favor oi the Stats OF Nevada. plaintin.
and agaiust the following.named defendants
and real estate. and posfessory claims and i'm.
provemebts thereon, together with costs and
expenses Of sale. And IN pursuance OF Law
phs expose for sale at public auction, In 'front.'
OF the Court House doors. In the city OF Viz
ginis. Storey county. Stats OF Nevada, between
the hours OF Q O'Clock A. y. and O'Clock 2. H.,
viz, at II O'Clock nosn, on MONDAY, the
TwENTY.FoUkTH day Of NAY. A D. 1880.
20 much of each parcel OF land hereinafter de-
scribed, together with the improvements thsrs-
on, a shaii be necessary 10 satisfy the said ex.
ecutons and all costs, In gold coin OF the United
States, All Of said property being situate In
btorey county. state 0f Nevada, and 10 separate
ly described % follows, 70 Wit:
T. J. Mcaee, and lot Q, block !. range o..
Gold Hill, Amount.... ...."...........'tsat 90
O'Brien L Currsn, and lot a. block I.
rage o. Gold Hill. Amount.........e2o VI
n. Cannon, aud lot 70. block I. range o..
Gold Hill. Amount zee. ..............t2o "
James Allen. and lot II. block !, range n.
Gold Hill. Amount. ........:...::..H Ho 10
Sheriff Of Storey county. Nevada.
By N. J. Mocurou,N. Deputy Sheriff. apso
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

TIMBER AND BY VIRTUE OF 1--WE DIFF.
u isrsnt executions issued out of ths Jus.
tics's court Of Gold Hin To snship No. ., Of
the Town Of Gold Hill. county of etore,. Stats
Of Nevada. 10 me duly directed and delivered,
dstsd April 9Th. A. D: 1seo. upon ave dinsrsnt
ludgmsnts rsoovered N said Court on The ~
oJurt. In favor Of the btate Of Navada. plaintiff.
and against the follovine.named dsfendants
and real estate, and possessory claims and I'm.
provsments thereon. togsther with costs and
sxpensss Of sale. And In pursuance Of law l
shall expose for sale u public auctten. 10 front
Of the Court HOUSE doors, In the oity Of Viz.
ginia, Slor,y county. 6tsts Of Nevada. between
the hours OF O'Clock A. 4. and . O'Clock ?. 4 |,
vis., ct ~ O'Clock noon, on FRIDAY, the 2let
osy Of NAY, a d. 1850, % much Of each
parc.i OF land hereinafter described, together
with the improvements thereon. ~ shAll be
necessary 70 sstisfy the aid executions and sll
costs. In gold coin Of the Uniied States. AL Of
said property being sttusts In Storey county,
state Of Nevada. and u separatsly dsscrhsd -
folio 90, % vit;
p. q. Isrshsii, end portion Of lot ~,
block !. range A, and lot %, block I.
range q, Gold Hill. Amount. ...... 81 q
Michael Nsilon, and 10 fsst OF lot -. block
/, range n. Gold Hin. Amount. ......t1 u
A. Lafes, and the south half Of lot -,
block I, range D, and lot n. block l.
range d, Gold Hill. Amount..........ef6 E1
q. Rosenbaum, aud lot Q, block Q, range
y, Gold Hill. mount................et2 et2 20
John L. Mitchell, and lot %. block Q, range
u, Gold HUI. Amoont. ~ %
Lei @. WILLIAMSON,
Sheriff Of Storey county. Nevada.
ByM. ]. MoCurcIAN, Deputy Sheriff. 10
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
A LPHA coNsoLIDArED MINlNa

A LPHA CONSOLlDATED MININo
a COMPANY -Loc,tion Of vorks, Gold
Hili. storey county. state Of Nevada.
Lncation Of principal place Of business. ssn
Fran~isco. California
Notice IL hereby given. that q . meeting
Of the Dlrvctors, held on the twelfth
(i7thl day OF Msy. 1880. an sssessment tNo. i2
OF Oss Dollar (silpsr share vas Ievied upon me
capital stock Of the corporation. payable
inmsdisisly. In United states gold coin. 70 the
Secretary. q the once Of the Company, Room
No. -, Nevada Block. No. 80 Montgomery
street.. Gan Francisco. CaliforniA.
Any stock upon which this assesement shall
remain unpaid on WEDNESDAY. the six.
Sesnsh iothI day OF JUNE, 1850, will be
dslipaueni, and advertised for sale Of public
auction, and unleps payment 10 made before,
win BE- cold on WEDNESDAY. the sevvnih
f7th) day Of JULY. lsSo to pay the de.
iinQuent assessment. tossther with costs OF
sdversiain9 and expenses Of sAle.
WILLIAM WILLIS. Secretary.
O6es-Room NO. 20. Nevada Block. No. 80
Montgomery street, San frsneisco, talifornia-
l3td
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
A BLESSING TO MARRIED LADIES.

DxsoRIPrIvE CIRCULAR sKHT. PER
IL exprsss on receipt Of eslf sddresssd e.
prsss envelope or nvs-cent stamp. Address
MRS. n. WtrTENBER0,
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
MISCELLANEOUS.
8 O N Or A
Land and Mining Company

u a. WISE, aos MAIN STREET. GOLD
r. Hill, 10 hereby authorized TO take Gig.
natures to the Cons,ituron OF the sonora Cor.
onisstion Association, and TO Issue receipts
therefor when duly sign.d By me.
". N. MCNAMARA,
Agent for Nevada.
Virginia City. New, April %. 1850. "A
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

An item Is going the rounds Of the
press that Sudden kiss made young
lady In Indiana .insane. In Illinois
the girls are oil going crazy because they
are not kissed often enough, suddenly
or otherwise.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

The eye Is the index to the soul.
When . man asks you to get OF the
ruins Of his new plug hat, you can tell
BY looking in his eye whether be wants
cash down for the damages or will take
an indorsed note running six months.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
CAUTION NOTICE.

YELLOW JACKET SILVER MINING CON.
! pany.-Ssle No. 36.-The public y here.
by cautioned against purohasing the following.
described stock Of the Yellow Jacket silver
Miniur Company, - the same Was sold for
Assessment No. 80, the ssth day OF April.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
TN THE DIsrRICr C0Unr or rae

i Firss Judicial Distric. Of Nevada. In and
for storey county. JOHN W. SHARON.
srsditors Of John ". sharon. insolvent; Take
acc aiobsrd Rising, district Judge In the
nsst,,et Court above named. at virzinia
C,,~ IN opeu Court. on the sixteenth li6'hl
AZ Az NJ Juns' A. D. 1850, at 10 O'Clock In the
sosss cor Of that day. 70 show eauss. II any yoa
have, Why the payer Of John "; SHARON: vno 10
has this day nlsd has peuuon "a .,S ne, 70 ~
Be- di.chsrSsd nom his dso" sn'e'1 As' "
ss.Si DsssS :, Virginia. xsy ,s.h, ,isSSov.,n $50
r.-,, Clsrk Of STOREY county.
VA. J. rwsA. Atie.csy for P'tinonsf'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

She never Will crown with her earnest love
The life OF como honest. loving man.
For she kiniled the IRE In the kitchen stove
With the lishtsouse till Of the kerossns can.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
TOWN ORDINANCES.
ORDINANCE NO 1903.

An ORDINANCE % Rix and Collect
. Licssss Tax Upes Certain
Trades and Basisess Within she
Corporate Limiss Of shs Tewn ef
0old Hill.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

Nary. vs shall always miss you:
Gone with your pleasant smile.
Had the oil can been much larger
You'd have gvne about . mile.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
ouR ADVERTISING AGENTS.
OIL-CAS ODEs.

Do not CRY for little osorgie.
He 10 In the golden camp:
Gently Vas be waited UPWARD
By the non. explosive Iamp.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

90o 4 VIEK Sis dsy q ncns sss.y y
9lx n.as: o';siy ,s os'as f'''' A'''''' A-''
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

oh abe vss maiden fair to view.
With her blonde black hair ard her eyes Of blue
But. alssi our life IL but span-
She started ore with eoal-oil can.
And when the coroner came to zee.
He rubbed his hands With ghastly glee;
"Oh. should pe Q mouruful man
n got ne help from the coaloii can"
Then. mute, the sexton came In time.
To help N dnish this ruefui rhyme,
singing. "Noihing ais graves fAster than
The blasting breath Of . coal oil can 2"
-Stoisa from Yarioas Sources.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

A LADY named Mary Masui-sh
Had trouble IN lighting her nah;
The WOOD being g.e~u.
she used kerossne-
She has goue wheis the fuel is dri'ah.
The kerosene can. the kerosene can.
Its prai-es who rhall sinsi
Its Jolly jinhs. Its festive kliks
20 many items bring.
Not st all that's said the daring maid
Dsters its aid for srking.
She lights the nre -at oLcs goes higher.
And In the sunshins's baskingi
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
GOLDEN GATE N. & N. co.

r. HEwSoN. Secretary.
omes-Ro0p %. No. sO S.nsoms street, Ban
Francisco. California. aplbtd
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
uIsOEIIAsEoUs.

0lDV1UuANnVVps
SMITHS AMERICAN
PIANOS AND ORGANS |
NEW york AND sosrun.
STAND YOUR CLIMATE
THE BEST
WARRANTED FOR TEN YEARS
AND SOLD At
WHOLESALE PRICES ]
No Agents, 10 Drunners,
No selfstyled Professors,
Or Halfway Masieisns,
-RNPLoYED To- t-r
fx1oRT MONEY FROM the PUBLIC
Smiths Pianos and Organs
ARE NDoRslD By TIE BEST No.
siCIANs UPON THEIR MERITS.
Bend and SO whst thoss say Who have
SMITHS PIANOS In our midt on this Cost
Save your money and buy at FlhST HANDS.
Don't b humbugssd. bat send for ostaiogue
and particulars and satisfy yourselves OF The
1ny styis Of PIANO or ORGAN isn't on
FIFTEEN DAYS TEST TRIAL, By furnishing
Bankers. Rxpress or railroad oompanys Ger.
tincats OF deposit for amount.
Also SHEET MUSIC st onshsif market price
JAMES q. SMITH,
(hanuAe.ursrs' Reprsssntstivsl,
SIS Market Street,
I'm SAN FRANoIsco, CAL.
STEVEN SONS
Patent nouid Beard
AMALGAMATNG PAN.
PATENTED, APRIL Is,r1sso.
INTERNATIONAL ExHIsirioN.
Philadelphia, 1876.
AwARDRD FIRST PREMIUM
-roa AZ nrnovrn-
Grinding and AmalgamatlBg Pan.
TNHIS PAN Is FAR SUPERIOR TO ALL
others In several important partfculars.
The Grinding Mullers are near the center. 10
Quiring lees power. Tho plowehsped grooves
raise the quicksilver with the pulp regularly.
better amsleamsting eject. beeides admitting
larger charge. The inclined shaped houlinxs
OF the mullef.plate openings efdciently force
the pulp directly under the mnllers.
Manufactured st the Golden State and Miners'
Iron Works, 2s7 TO S,i First street Ban Fran
e!sco, and q the Gstss Z scoville Iron WORKS.
svsunInad and turthsr ma rtfculara ba learned L.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
scorpion Silver Mining Co.

s,Is .aIo. r. tPInNyY. ssczstasy.
omes-No. 80 fiss ssrsst. Room =. ssn
Fransisso, oslifeFnia. apeoA
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
salRIFE's SALES.
snERIFF's SALE.

FOR Delisqusss Taxes for she Fiscal
Year kndieg Decemhsr n,
4. ID. lu1o.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

THIS oLD-KsTABLlsHKD AND RKLL
i able Laundry 10 prepared TO turn ont any
Quantity Of Rsuovstsd and Clean Linen WITH.
out being damaged ~ nanipulssioa % b.
chemical application.
Paciasei punctualiyl called f1r and 70
'OFPiCES-Theodors wolf's Clothing store,
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14
6. wIEaAnp : CO.'S <,
VIRGINIA ASSAY OFFICE
omGM,oAL LABORATORY.

uos,rxsLY NHLrxR AND Rx1MxR,
= ana IT. Supervising AsseyR ct The pltte6
Dtatss Mat. oan yIansiseo. Ion
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1880-05-14

Bis correspondents In Gan yraneiseo are
!. GLAzIKR . co., Nsmbers Of the San
francisco Stock and Exchange Board.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

The following appears in the asso
ciated press dispatches from New York
Of Tuesday Of last week
SURE OF a MAJORITY or TWO.
In view of the confidence of the
Democrats in their ability to carry H..
diana. Republican managers have been
estimating their chances in the event
that Indiana should go Democratic,
and they lind that the Republicans
would have majority Of two in the
Electoral College, even il the Demo
Gratis could carry Indiana, Ohio and
Maine.
This means that Indiana, Ohio and
Maine are conceded by the Republicans,
aud that they contemplate seizing the
electoral vote of the State OF New York
10y calling an extra session Of the I.egis-
lHtnr". and as it is Republican, they
prnpose to have it choose the electors,
aud thus have it do away with the
trouble ai.d uncertainties Of an elrc-
ton.
IL isH revolutionary Inocceaing, to
l''' sure, but tb- Iarty that s;ois the
PSrNiaspey IN lsta will NOT scfnple at
ANY ,aeaus to steal II in 1850 nut 10
make their plaus snoor-s, they would
require lbs votes Of PennKylvania, Hi
nois. California, Colorado, Nevada. Or
eson aud New IIamlatirr The loss Of
either ous vi these doubtful States
~omid result III their defeat, even
though New York bc stolen. And "a.
We propose 10 oatry at IrHnt half Of
th0.e namel without the advantage
that tbr revolutionary procerliugg ia
Ne" ork w@d gave ,s, the chances
70, UararId are very slim, indeed.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15
4 RErunLlCAx LETTER.

Air" Wearing Qfhe Green
oh Jimmy, dear, and did you hear,
Tho news that's going round
The say-and truthfully fear
Your record IL not sound.
They state and prove you took bflba
Oh! It's most sad to see,
Aud what IN more, they charge you toe
With wilrul perjury.
CHORUS,
GA F! Jimmy, Jimmy GARFIELD.
How could you do tho deed?
unto The scriptures you ono= taught
Nou should have given heed.
But ~ too late for worldly good
lfyou should now repent,
AId through your sins that Hancock man
VIII be the President.
Oh Jimmy dear, II seems NO queer
You couldn't do whats right;
You ought TO know q President
T. 'sss Issaa'iU iii u night.
AID when n mans a candidate -
His record must loo clear,
Not for week or month or two
But really every year.
CHORUS
Oh Jimmy, Jimmy Garfield,
You took that salary. too.
You've done thos5 things the church book
says
That you ought not 10 do:
Aud though the tears roll down my chssk.
In sorrow for my ain,
I'll have 10 vote for Hancock. too,
For ho II sure 10 win.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

Scrofulous swellings, carbuncles and
boils, blotches, pimples and eruptions,
enlarged glands, internal soreness, tor
pid liver and general clogged condition
of the system, all yield in due time to
natures sovereign remedy-Dr, Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. Sold around
the world by druggists and chemists.
Foreign trade supplied from London
branch. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Proprietor's Buffalo, NY.
r. V. Pierce, M. D., President.
WEST BLUE MOUND, Wis, March Sth,
1879.
DIR. r. V. PIERCE:
Dear Sir-Having suffered many
weary months from liver complaint
without relief, I was last summer in.
duced to try your Golden Medical Dis
covery and Pellets. At the time was
scarcely able to walk. Owing to theil
effect commenced to improve rapidly
and am now as we'll and strong as ever
I.thank you from the depths of my
heart for the good they have done me,
and wish yoa all success.
Yours truls,
Mrs. S. STAeSER.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15
L. CACHE,
Sec. Y. NJ. II. & +. Club.
RESOLUTIONS OF coSDDoLGNCE.

Whereas, il has pleased the SUI
preme Grand Master of the Universe
to remove from amongst Us by death,
on the 3lst day Of August, A. ID. F.,
1880, our beloved Brother, Thomas
Donahoo, therefore be it
Resolved, by Scio Lodge No. 80,
A. L. 4 A. NJ, that by his death we
have lost an estimab.e Brother whu
has given the fraternity the best years
of his manhood.
Resolved, That while we deplore
the death of our Brother, we feel as
sured that we shall meet him again
in that Supreme Lodge where there
is no more sickness, death nor pain.
Resolved, That we tender to his
bereaved family our tenderest SYM
pathy, and say to them, the parting
Is not forever, for only sleepeth.
Resolved that the jewels of the
Lodge be draped in mourning and
the Brothers wear the. badge for thir-
ty days.
Resolved that copy of these reso-
lutiOns be given to the bereaved wife
and copy sent to the DEMOCRAT fol
publication.
]. j. DoRRIs.
j. l.. MILLER.
j. S. MORRIS:
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

IT is stated that prominent citizen
of Galveston was brought home very
late in a comatose condition. His ter
ri6ed wife, thinking it was apoplexy,
sent for the family physician. The doc
tor examined the patient carefully ,sand
then directed that the clergyman be
sent for. In few minutes the spirit
ual adviser was bending over the couch
of the dying man. Finally the clergy
man said "Why, he is drunk That's
what's the matter. Why am / sent for
at twelve o'clock at nightg' Do you,
suppose" replied the doctor, shat /
am going to h. the only fool on Calves
ton Island Y
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

A MAN that amounts to anything
needs enemies to keep him alive. A
celebrated person who was surrounded
by enemies used to say "They are the
sparks which if we do not blow them
go out Of themselves" Let this be yonr
feeling while endeavaring to live down
the scandal Of those who are bitter
against you. If you stop to dispute,
you do but as they desire, and open the
way for more abuse. let the poor fell
low talk. There will be reaction if
you do but perform your duty and
those who were once alienated from
you will flock to yOR and acknowledge
gheir errop
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

"How is it that you came home from
your party so early last night, Susan
didn't you enjoy yourselfP Susan
eyes, ma'am, but the young man as
took me hin TO supper insulted me.
Mistresa-Insulted you, Susanl Why
what did he sayl Susan Yes, ma'am.
lie asked me If my program was full,
and am sure that ] had nothing but a
sandwich and a glass Of lemonade, so
c,me away home
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15
j. j. DoRRIs.
J. L. MILLER.
j. S. MORRIS.

A ooMposIToR who 'sset up" the toast;
"NVoman without her, man would be a
savage" put the stops in the wrong
place, and it read "Woman, without
her man, would be savage
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

WHAN the Prince of Wales son is
ordered aloft by the captain, he mental
ly remarks: "This is my grandmother's
sip, ard it makes my back ache to
climb that pole, and ain't going to co
it only this once"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

dhRnaN Can't be made by every agent every
- - - y month III the business furnish, but
those willing to work easily dozen dollars
q dGg right in their localities. Have time to
explain here Business pleasant and honorable. Wo-
men, and boys and girls do vol as men. We will
furnish you complete outfit free. We will bear
pense OF starting you Particulars free. Write and
see Farmers and mechanics, their aud daugll-
ters and all classes in need OF paying work at hone
should write 10 and learn all about the work At
once. Address TRUE Co., Augusta, Maine.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

A LEADyILLE deacon ran man three
miles up hill, and rolled him back in
barrel, for the otfense Of calling church
Joss house. They are bound to have
religion respected in Leadyilled.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15
Yours truls
Mrs. S. SrAaSER.

Il don't mean to reflect on you, I"
said one man to another. 'sNo." was
the reply, "you'rs not polished enough
to reflect upon anybody.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

Az unhappy marriage is like an cleo
trio machine it makes one dance, but
You can't let 60.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

MR. j. h. BATEs, Newspaper AdveTtIs-
ing Agent, II Park Row ('Iimes Buii,1iDg)
New York, is authorized TO contract Tor
advertisements AZ In the DEMOCRAT at our
hest rates.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1880-10-15

A novel scheme-A proposition to
write a romance.