Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1880-03-06
ABOUT WOMEN.

IT is alleged that lovely woman does
not stoop TO folly 50 often since the pull
| back Came in.
JoNKs's daughters call the dress that
serves each in its turn, their mother IN
cluded, ohangeable silk. ..-
A PoEr should never mourn over the
loss Of Kiss when there is 50 much oil
the raw allying around loose.
THE latest new book is entitled "a
Woman After All" This should be
sufficient TO put every bachelor on his
guard.
A GENTLEMAN refusing an offer OF
marriage during leap year is expected to
present the young lady who proposes
with a new dress.
GIRLS know only one quarter as much
about counting as boys, because they
have only one year in four in which
they were allowed to practice.
"WHAr woman can do" is the title
OF an article in an exchange, but what
We want TO know is, what a woman can't
do when she makes up her mind.
Az Ohio girl sued a man for breach
Of promise, and proved him such q
mean scoundrel that the jury decided
that she ought 10 pay him something
for not marrying her.
A CASE OF domestic scandal was under
discussion at a tea.table. well, let us
think the best Of her We can" said an
elderly spinster. Yes said another,
and saw the worst"
BosroS mas a wealthy lady who con-
tributes $4,000 per annum for the sup
port Of the kindergarten schools in the
city and its vicinity, some thirty in
number-so il was stated in recent
lecture on educational matters.
Ar printers festival lately the fol-
lowing toast was offered: Women
second only 10 the press in the dlssem
inaiion of the news" The ladies are yet
undecided whether to regard this as
compliment or otherwise.
I'll shall know better next time said
Mrs. Keepupwiththestyle. That hate
ful miliner told me the hat was some
thing new, and there were four bats
just like it in church; but might have
known better | saw the new moon
over my left shoulder, OF course, I'd
be unluCky."
An unexpected pleasure Beloved
hut unresponsive fair one: 80 glad TO
see YOU, cousin Charley, and 80 kind Of
YOU to drop inl Now, you'll sit and
talk to grandmamma, won't you? Just
TO amuse her while Arthur and ! take
stroll in the garden. And be careful to
speak as loud as YOU can, for she's very,
very deaf, poor dear
BUT one month has scarcely closed,
and vet Philadelphia girl is disgusted
with leap wear. The other evening as
she began, "Will YOU" her young
man, without waiting to ascertain
whether or not she was going To pro
pose, sprang from the sofa, leaped
through the sash, and has carefully
avoided the house ever since. And yet,
aware that she possessed very large
mouth, she was merely about TO ask,
"Will YOU please shut your eyes while
cape
lS rural district Of Foriarshire a
Young ploughman once went counting
on a saturday night. In vain he rack
cd his brain Tor some interesting topic;
hr could call up no subject suitable Tor
the OCClslOu-nut one sentence could
hc utter, and for two long hours he sat
in silent despair The girl herself Was
equally silent; she had NJ doubt re-
membcrrd the teaching Of the old Scotch
song, Man maun lie the first 10 speak,
and she sat patiently regarding him
with demuro surprise. At last John
suddenly exclaimed, Jenny, there's a
feather On yer aprun!" II wadna won
dercd II there had been iva" replied
Jennie, "ior I've been sittin aside a
goose a'night"