Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1880-04-16
THIS AND THAT.
a DEoE1vNa age Sausage.

AASAzOGAA A&N0
The glory Of woman Is her heir.
* UsTAsY sits the man who has : boil.
ENouaH for : scent q penny cigar.
u ALWAYS striking for Wages-A black
smith. 5. So zs &5ss q
II Is better Z! 50 &, !. out On ! Az than on
lark. .s1 r.. IT. y. ...t :,.@ 81 ...5:' +
rs q sharp rat that gnaws ita own
fodder. .s . .s z -. zs'zz. etts
HEAVENLY strains lergymen's sore
Threats. 4 s. III:
THE new crop Of almanacs is the best
for year. H.: III @=s3.;,.s..' ST.. 81
WHAT he calls his adored Sarah-A
Sally of wit. ..zls, ..,,, ~. -, -
A DEER park-One that costs more
than it is worth. -. .,.,A. alt * .,.,.i 5....
EYES are not eyes when oigar-smoke
makes them water ....- ..s557. II.
my wedding trip" said the groom,
as he stumbled ever the BRIDES train.
EVE, go to grass, as Mary said to her
little lamb when she sent it out to get
It's meals. ss57& ;:H -:. - sFs.,s~ IL g. j.
The same man who would scrape an
acquaintance, would dare to scratch his
own wife. >s.r -~..-s ..,.x.-..s.,...;..
A WITTY divine said he spent a day
in New York because it: was all he had
to spend there. 49, ~ g. ....,.
-. In game of cards a good deal de-
ponds on good playing, and good play
ing depends on good deal.
i SONG Of the poor young married
couple occupying a single room;
well have suite by-and-by."
PERSONS who go all their lives with
out mating have at least one recourse
left in death they may be cremated.
TIE experienced never speak of Chi
cago girls feet by that name. They
mention them as Chicago's great ter
minal facilities.
A PHILOSOPHER says: You require
in marriage precisely the same quality
that you would in eating sausages-a
solute confidence. -
A WRITER in the Garden says that if
potting soil is placed for a day or two
in the hen-yard every particle of it is
dug over, and all grubs and eggs fin
scots are picked out. -: -
A BOY who won't take as big bite as
he can from another boys apple is dis
guising his real feelings and should be
narrowly watched, lest he make sud-
den grab and rush off with the whole.
-. A9uNoa Of flowers
Abook or two,
A little billing,
A little COO,
little coming
And going, till
They go to church
And say I WILL"
And that ends it.-Salem Sunbeam.
Young man, you're wrong
You surely are;
You worked that rhyme
Just one too far.
It ends right there
Obi no, 1t don't,
For coming home
She says: II won'ti"
And that begins it.-Elnaira Gazette.
PA1n1cK and Biddy were engaged,
And time set to be married;
But Biddy firted, Pat got mad,
And so the plan miscarried.
Then Biddy soothed her wounded heart,
And was to Michael wed;
Michael fell down between two cars
And home was carried dead.
That was lucky 'scape," said Pat,
Sur II I'd married Biddy
Iwould have been In Michael's place,
And she'd have been my wildly"
A SCIENTIST asserts that the aggre-
cation of bioplastic germs evidence an
irresistible tendency to correllate their
molecules in inverse ratio to the capil-
larry processes of differentiation" This
will not affect these young men who
swore off on New Years and intend
to keep their pledge, but to those per-
sons who are wasting their substance in
beer, draw-poksr, hot toddies, pool, and
other Intoxicating beverages it is Is ter
rible warning. 1t must be dreadful
thing to have ones molecules correl-
lated, etc.-N0TristOqUn Herald.