The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1880-03-31
PASSING SMILES.

It's a wise horse that noses his owl
fodder. .-..
Ise ru,1.,,.cr Of Cbristianized Jews il
England 10 set st 5.w-,, ......,
! II Is Jan eternal truth that pa1ee no
pancake makes the butterfly.
! ARIsToCRATIC Japanese women eas
the bulbs of the tulip and lily.
! BhACELBT5 OF yellow TO5ebudS are
worn with long black kid-glOves.
Ho RsEsHoE ornaments now have
/ bunch Of four-leaf clover attached
| CANADA has e K0u!G1 Catholic pOpu-
/ Iation Of !, $40 500 with % Bishops,
/ 1899 priests and Gl7 churches.
DURTNa the first two weeks of jan
uary St. Louis shipped 1000, 600
bushels Of corn in bulk to New Orleans.
MRS. PkRTINGTON, speaking OF the
rapid manner in which evil deeds were
perpetrated, said that it only required
two seconds to fight duel
AyoU1d man went INTO restaurants
the other day, and, yemarking that time
is money!" added that, as E0 had half
an hour to spare, if the proprietor was
willing he'd take it out in pie.
WHITTIER, the poet, is said to be fall
ihg in mental health. He will soon be
72 years OF age. IN his letter-writing
he continues to use.the old Quaker pro-
rouns "theen and thou" rfsa-r ..
The Charleston Net0s says that the
original act of secession Of South Caro-
Ina, passed Dec. 20, 1860, is preserved
in the Office of the Secretary of State in
the Capitol at Columbia. s as "
dTHB greatest source of weakness to
every nation under heaven" said
philosopher, "comes from the women
having so little to do and so much t.
say" That man is grabbed old
bachelor. , -......-
CoNTENr1EET produces, In some
measure, all those effects which the al
chemist usually ascribes to what he calls
the philosophers stone, and, if it does
not bring. riches, it does the same thing
by banishing the desire for them.
THE lower Jaw of hum an being said
to have belonged to the primitive races,
has been dug up on the banks of Lynx
Greek in Arfzons. The Jaw had never
more than six teeth, and from its con-
frmation the pOssessOr subsistec wholly |
on fruits and grass. ....s- g.. Il
The pastor of the Presbyterian !
Church at North Leith, Scotland, was
charged with attempting by underhand |
means to in tfoduce instrumental music |
into the service, and 479 members of |
the church petitioned the Presbytery |
against such an innovation of their an. |
cient usages. -.-a
x. has. the best kind of reputation
as an unrivaled liar. "He is SO much |
at home in lying" said A., speaking of
him, that whenever by mistake he |
falfu Al 4,rv@1 Ia1 \
troubled" He's so great liar, said
another of ks friends, that you cart
even believe the contrary Of what he
tells you" ~ A'7
AT a shoemakers' ball in Phila-
delpnia reporter says that !" feet of
every size, from a fine taper In white
kid to pudding shaped pedals in full
skin, welted the wax on the floor in
with the music. They waxed
warm with pegging away until late the
next morning. 1t was whole-s soled
affair throughout" 7a4aa .-.-,..-.--
Ny son, emulate the mule; il Is
backward in deeds Of violence. on
City Derrick. a'iifea esfsi q 75-c3h
a WAC brought horse driven by q
'oung man to stop in the street by
he word whoa and said to the
river: That's q fine horse you have
here" Yes" answered the young
nan, but he has one fault. He was
ormerly owned by q butcher, and al.
rays stops whan he hears caH bleat.n
DIVORCES are reported ss very com
non among the colored people Of Geor-
sisa They have taken the law into them
VIVA hands, and do not trouble the
ourts, Hers is q copy of a document.
which was offered for record in a clerks
flee; "Aug TO- 1873, This is to ess%i
lfy that Mollie Brown gives u errVa
1aslap pleasure TO get q divorce by hen
onsent. She i'd perfectly willing. Aissts
iess, Jasper TiiIon. For she says she / /
ever intended to have him again"