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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-07-28
Iowa's Prof Tice is named E. J. Couch,
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Iowa's Prof. Tice is named E. J. Couch,
and lives at Grand Junction.
The Vatican has II 900 rooms and ac-
commodations for 10000 people.
An old wood cut of Tom Hendricks
was palmed off on several credulous
newspapers as Leo XII.
The San Francisco Morning Call is about
to receive press capable Of turning off
10000 papers an hour.
A good bony gentleman of 170 pounds
will yield on cremation one and half
pounds of first-class ashes.
The state of Mississippi won't have a
chance to get even with Mr.. Lamar until
1888. And then the silver bill will be
forgotten.
Captain Boynton is about to swim from
Toledo to Lisbon, distance of 700 miles;
then he will try to cross the straits of
Gibraltar.
The new pope, according to the pic
lures looks strikingly like the Colorado
giant. We hope the new pope is not a
that is to say, is genuine.
Miss Cary disguised the Washington
florist when she told him she never
bought boquets for people to throw at
her as spontaneous offerings"
The next governor of Illinois will par
don Rande, and, finally, he will become
a penitentiary commissioner, a sheriff,
congressman or something.
The Duke of Wellington said, fifty
years ago: There is no doubt it would
have been more fortunate and better for
he world if the treaty of Adrianople
had not been signed, and if the Turkish
empire had been dissolved"
The most expensive railroad carin the
world, costing $35, 900, has been manu-
featured by the Pullman company, and
has been used in various parts of the
country by tourists able to pay for its
luxuries. 1t is French fiat in miniature.
A contemporary entertains the belief
that hens reason. Perhaps, then, he will
tell us the reason hen will 'sset'' on
half dozen ivory eggs until her eyes
bulge out, in the futile attempt to hatch
brood of chicks out of the base
limitations.
There may be an eternal fitness in all
things, but it is mighty hard for an I'M
shackled mind to make out why soap
fat man should have voice as plaintive
and full Of woe as camp-meeting ex-
horter.-C Cincinnati Breakfast Table. Per-
haps it's because soap deferred has made
his heart sick.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-07-28

SINCE the silver dollar law went into
effect, the minis have coined 64,000,000 of
them, all but 19, 100000 of which are sti
in the Treasury, at Washington. The
storage room is now nearly exhausted I,
and as the dollars are coined at the rate
of 1890 600 month, and shall continue
to e.put out at That rate until Congress
shall order otherwise, the authorities at
the minis and treasures are at loss what
to do with them. They have found that
silver paid out is returned with great
promptness, and the only expcdient seem
to be an increase of storage room.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-07-28
Habits of Sheen.

They perseveringly follow their leader
wherever he goes but if, in case of sud-
den alarm, any of the flock runs forward
TO escape, and thus takes the lead, the
rest generally follow him regardless of
any obstruction. This singular dispo~
sition, DIR. Anderson once witnessed
in the town of Liverpool. A butchers
boy was driving about twenty fat we'd
ders through the town, but they ran
down a street along which he did not
want them to go. He observed a scav-
enger at work with his broom a little
way before them, and called out loudly
for him to stop the sheep. The man ac-
cordingly did what he could to turn them
back, running from side to side, always
opposing himself to their passage, and
brandishing his broom with great dex-
terity; but the sheep, much agitated,
pressed forward, and at last one of them
came right up to the man, who, fearing
it was about to Jump over LIS head while
he was STOPPING, grasped the short broom
stick in both hands and held it over his
head. He stood for few seconds in this
position, when the sheep made spring
and jumped fairly over him without
touching the broom. The first had nc
sooner cleared this impeachment than
another followed, and another, in such
quick succession that the man, perfectly
confounded, seemed to lose all recollec-
ton, and stood in the same attitude till
the whole flock had jumped over him,
not one of them attempting to pass on
either side, though the street was quite
clear AS this took place during wet
weather, the man was entirely bespat-
tered with mud before they had passed,
ind it is impossible to conceive more lu-
dicrous appearance than the poor fellow
made on this occasion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-07-28

A Paris paper undertakes to demolish
RoCHEFoRT by asserting that he and the
Emperor of Germany are distant rela-
tives.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1880-07-28

THE Basutos refuse to disarm; Euro.
peans are leaving the country.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
Outfits are now ready for Agents.

Agents Wanted. pa ssRS iS, s sS1 fs Ss
convinced that this is the most salabe book in
the market to save time. send al for outnt Of the
book, aud state your choice Of territory. Address
j. FAIRBANKS & CO..
Chicago, Ill.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
RIVER NEWS.
ARRIVED.

GENERAL NOTES.
Stage Of river, 10 feet; decline Of 6
inches in the past "a hours.
The Grand Tower was light for St.
Louis.
The Fowler is doing a fine business,
she was full Of freight and people yester-
day.
The Ste. Genevive did not arrive un-
I'll noon yesterday, she had q light trip for
ST. Louis.
The Golden City passed down last
night. She was fully loaded and added
nothing here.
The James Howard left st. Louis last
night. She Will clean the platter here.
Archie Wood, and the polished Pepper
have charge.
The Champion came down last night
from st. Louis, and went through 70 Padu-
cab. She will make one trip more in the
trade, and will then be turned into the
boneyard for thorough system Of repair.
ing, preparatory 10 going into the show
business We understand Capt Bird will
have the new z, c. Cole in the ST. Louis
and Paducah trade at once.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
TN the district court of the United States for tn
l. Southern district Of Illinois

TN the district court of the United States for the
i Southern district Of Illinois
In Bankruptcy, No li2.
In the matter fErnest Reichart, Andreas Doll
and David NJ Knowles, bankrrpts, Notice IL
hereby given that apctition has been fled In said
inois, now OF Bingham, In the county Of Efing.
ham, In said district, duly declared bankrupt, IN.
der the act OF congress of March I'd, 1861 and the
amendments thereto, for a discharge and certiH.
provable under said act, and that the 9Th day Of
August. A. D. 1850, at eleven o'clock A. NJ, IL as
signed for hearing Of the same by the said cont
at the United States court room In the city Of
Springfield, when and where all creditors of said
bankrupt and all other persons In interest may at
tend and show cause, II any they have, why the
prayer Of of said petition should not be granted.
NJ d. CONVERSE, Clerk.
Brown Il Young, attorneys for plaintiff
Dated ut Springfield July Let, A. D. 1850.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
Facts Worth Knowing

GINGER, BuCHU, MANDRAKE, STILLINGlA,
and many other OF the beet medicines known are
go skilliully combined IN PARKERs GINGER
FER and
The Best Health and Strength Restorer
Ever Used.
soperfec, lie the composition Of PARKER GIN
GERToNlC that no disease can long esist where
uis used Ifyou have dyspepsia headache, rheu'
ma,lsm neuralgia bowel, kidney. or liver disorder
or ifyou need mild stimulant, or appetizer, The
Tonic IL Just the medicine for you as II IL highly
curative and nyigorating but never Intoxicating
Try fry cent bottle. Your druggist can supply
You.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

TO the heirs Of Perry Powers, deceased, and all
others interested
Notice IL hereby given that will, at the August
the State Of Illinois, to.wt ION the Sixteenth day OF
August, A. D. 1880, Ale my Anal account ~ ADMIN.
strstor, with the will annexed Of the estate Of Per-
~ Powers. deceased. In sad court and uek for set
charge from Oil further liability Us administrator
Of said estate. GEORGE FiSuEK
Cairo, July ~, 1880. Administrator
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
CINCINNATI LAW SCHOOL

The Forty -eighth annual term begins
Thursday, October 14th, 1880, and con.
tinues seven months. Terms, 500 first year
$50 second year. For catalogue or circula
address the dean,
Jacob u. Cox, Cincinnati, O.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29

THE voLTAIo BELT Co., MARSHALL,
IcH.-Will send their celebrated Electro.
Voltaic Belts to the afflicted upon 80 days
trial Speedy cures guaranteed. They
mean what they say. Write to them with.
out delay.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29

home calf He missed the bridge, and
somehow fell into the river. But oh !
mamie, all was not lost. Oftwenty francs
worth Of veal, / only lost two francs, by
the corruption Of the water, before my
poor husbands body was found One isn't
always as lucky as that"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
PEBBLES.

Cut.cut behind swallow,tailed coat.
Why is a miser like man with short
memory Because he is always forget
ting
What is that which no man wishes to
have and no one wishes 10 loosel A bald
head.
II isn't every ship that carries mules; yet
youll scarcely find steamship without its
donkey.
will be retirei" asks an exchange
OF course, he will. Do you expect him to
stay up all night
The Waterbury American says, Wild
geese are on the wing; bu, We are of the
opinion that the wings are Cd the geese.
The condor of the Andes is said to kill
bis prey with his bill, and the milliners Of
this country are trying the game on mar
RED men.
When an orator makes speech in Iowa,
they serenade him afterwsrd, Iowa people
always calculate TO part even with man, il
revenge is obtainable.
Professor Peters has discovered another
comet Wei. what good will il do him Z
He cannot trade it for dog The fact is,
the country has got all the comets it wants.
This paper has the largest circulation in
the United States.-New York Herald.
No doubt. Who ever supposed the Herald
circulated chiefly in Beloochistan Hart
ford Times.
Division Of labor.-Aunt Mary; well,
Tommy, shall carry your bat and cricket
stumps tor your Tommy mo, Aunty.
Tanks Ne tarry bat and Jumps. 90 tarIy
me"
Statistics prove that a man who is knock
ed abou, in the world lives longer than one
whose life is one Of ease and comfort; and
it is somewhat singular that they also prove
that married men live longer than unmari-
ed men.
Doctor Cooking learned and speaking
slowly: well, mariner, which tooth do
you want extracted Is it the molar or
incisorl Jack short and sharp 1t is in
the upper tier, on the larboard side, Bear
a hand, you swab, for it is nipping my
jaw like lobster"
A certain painter was Dragging of his
wonderful command of color to a friend,
one day. His friend did not seem to take
il quite all in. why exclaimed the
painter, do you know that there are but
three painters in the world, sir WHO under.
stand COLOR" "And WHO are theyW at last
asked the friend. why, sir, l am one,
and and-and-- ! forgot the
names of the other two"
Butler! You remember the story of the
guest who was eating more butter than bis
cult, while the landlady looked on and
fdgeted and limited, until she fairly went
into nervous tit. Finally she SAID: "Do
you know that butter is up to sixty-fve
cents pound'" The hungry guest reach
ed out and took what there was left.
well" he drawled, approvingy and reas-
suringly, good butter is with IT."
AN ErrTArn.
A lovelyyoun lady mourn in my rhymes
She was pleasant, good. natured, and civil some
times.
/ Her figure was good, she had very fine eyes,
And her talk was mixture of foolish and wise.
Her adorers were many, and one Of them said
"she watzed rather well, It's q pity she's dead I"
The Widow Timothee was recounting to
neighbor the tragic death of her husband,
in his time butcher and q strong drinker.
ooh! my friend, just imagine My poor
husband had gone to Damery to bring
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29

no not eonfound this Matchless Renoystor Of
IJFeeble and Exhausted Constitutions with No'
lent cA;harcs decociions OF vile drngs and rlinenf
intox!esnts nnocenty labelled MALT BITTERs
fiom Unier1nented Malt, Hops and quinlne, and
other precious ingredients, according TO Liebig,
and are richer in the elements that restore 10 per
mAnent health the weak, ceDyalescent, consump
tive over worked nervous, sleepless dyspeptio,
bilious and dokle In appetite than oil other forms
OF Malt or Medicine. The genuine are plainly sign
ed by the company Sold everywhere. MALT
BITTERS COMPANY, BOSTON MASS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
N - The Only
Orh0I|y Authentic and Off.
IHI hVIVI cial Life Of
Gen. Garfield.
BY COL. RUSSELL II. CoNWELL
Author Of Me Life Of X. B. Hayes, Life of Bayard
Taylor.
With an introduction by
MARK HOPKINS, d. D., LII. D.
ExPresdent of Williams College

This book IL elegantly illustrated; rwo STEEL.
PLATE PORTRAITS; nearly 400 pages; price 81 IS.
This work comprises the biography. public ser.
vices, and private papers Of General Garfield with
tistical facts and figures for every Republican
voter, and presents complete and thorough
digest of the reasons why the Republican
party should still be trusted with the government
cred his material for this work right from HEAD.
ouARrERs--the generals own home. relatives and
tamily-and has had free access to all the ma.
teral necessary 70 produce the ONLY AUTHENTIC
AND OFFICIAL Life Of General Garfield
The book will also contain a eketch Of the life of
Gen. Chester r, Arthur
The Introduction IL written by that venerable
and classical scholar, Mark Hopkins, ID. d. LID, D.
Agents will find this the best campaign book in
the field.
Outfits are now ready for Agents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
Baltimore Female College.

The only Female College In Maryland--was char
and literally endowed by the State In 1900 II has
new buildings, ample grounds, good apparatus, an
able Faculty, and all the appointments OF nrst-
class institution. Board and tuition, $3.50 Misscv
under twelve years, $500. Catalogues ut this Office
N G. BROOKS, L. L D., President. \
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
HIDES

The bone and muscle producing malt,
the nerve-Quieting hop the superb mala-
rial antidote quinine and other precious
ingredients, combine without fermentation.
are the ingredients of Malt Bitters, pre-
pred by the Malt Bitter company.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
A DMINIsTRAToR SALE OF REAL Es

A DMINISTRAToRs SALE OF REAL ES
"A TATE
Public notice is hereby gwen that by virtue of a
judgment and order of the county court Of Alex.
ander county, lllinois, made and entered at the
June term thereof, A. D., 1850, IN q cause wherein
Eliza j. Twerte, administrative of the estate of
Alexander Twente, deceased, sswas plaintiff, and
Ida c. Twente, Amos A Twente, Asa D. Twente,
Artur H. Twente Ezra J. Twen,e John II, Clark,
Franklin Hit, and William Tolbert were defend.
ants for the sale Of real of real estate TO pay the
debts of the said Alexander Twenie, deceased, /,
the undersigned administrator as aforesaid, WILL
on Wednesday, the 25th day of August. 1882 at
Eleven O'Clock o M. al the front door OF the court
house in Cairo in said Alexander county. proceed
70 sell atpublic sale. TO the highest bidder, the
following described real estate, tree and clear Of
the dover Of the undersigned as widow Of the said
deceased. namely
The undivided five sixths co of the southeast
quarter Of the northwest quarter, and Of the south
west quarter of the northwest quarter Of section
twenty. five a5) In township fifteen, south range
Ne three (3l west Of the third principal meridian
In said Alexander county for the purpose Of pay.
ing the debts Of said estate.
The terms Of sale are, one-balf cash down, and
the balance In one year with note and also mort.
gage on the real estate sold to secure the deferred
payment. said note to bear interest at the rate OF
six per cent. ELIZA j. TWENTE,
Cairo, ILL.,, July II, 1882 Administrators.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29

PERSONS whose occupation gives but lit
tie exercise are victims of torpid liver and
constipation. Carriers Little Liver Pills
will relieve you.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
PRICES CURRENT.
Sales and Quotations.

NOTE.-The prices mere gwen ore tor sales from
first hands In round lots. An advance 10
charged for broken lots IN filling orders.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
LEGAL.
DRS SALE OF REAL ES

"A TATE.
Public notice is hereby given that by virtue of a
judgment and order OF the county court Of Alexan.
der county, Illinois, made and entered at the July
term thereof, A d. 1850, IN cause wherein Jacob
Mggle, administrator Of the estate Of William NJ.
Atherton, deceased,ispaintiff; and Juda Anterior,
Francis d. Atherton, ThomasJ Craig, james NJ.
Craig, Elsada Finch, Emma Craig, Alice Craig.
Mary Craig, Maria j. Riggle, Frances NJ. Atherton,
Hezekiah Anterior, Rebecca j. Atherton. Lulu
Elizabeth Wicker. Eliza NJ Peeler, John Goodwin,
Joseph Goodwin, Frances Young, Smith Young,
James F Hutson, Fordice Ireland, James p. Coil
and Daniel Lence, are defendants for the sale of
real estate 10 pay the debts Of the said deceased
William IL Atherton, l, the undersigned admins
traitor Jacob Riggle will on Thursday the 26th day
OF August. a. d. 1851, at the hour OF 10 o'clock a.
m, ct the Depoto the Cairo and st; Louis rail-
road company, at Hodges Park in said county, pro-
coed 70 sell al public sale to the highest bidder the
following described real estate, namely:
Thenw offs Q, TO- 4 west; W W Of
S 25, Is, r. west; n e n c of SO, 7 IS, S r
awest; the undivided 4 OF the e e, 5 "a, T l5
5 R > west; and the undivided one.fourlh Of the
following described tracts Of land, u " 4 p,
TIC, X 2west: nesw offs q, T 1855 2 west !;
nwseofs q, TIC S R west: sese of S is, T
l6, 5 R 2west; all in Alexander county, Illinois,
and the following described lots in Hodges Park
in said Alexander county; Lots Nos, 2, 4, and In
block s.; lot ! in block 4; lots Noe. ., and 10 In
block s. lots Nos "a and in block 8; lots and 10
block Z; lots Nos. and in block 8; lot s. block
IA; lots Nos, 3, 5, and in block Is; lot block
10; lots Nos J. 3 and in block Il; lot block 1s:
lot block 49, lot block 20 lots Nos !, 5, and Z
in block u lots Nos. and In block % lots Nos.
3, and Z in block %; lots Nos ,, 4 and in block
"a and lot 10 in block ID, for the purpose of pay
ing the debts of the estate of said William NJ. Ath-
erton, deceased.
The terms OF sale will be onethird each down,
one third in six months aud one.third in one year,
with notes, and also a mortgage on the the real
estate sold, to secure the deferred payments, and
the notes TO draw interest at rate Of Fix per cent
per annum. All sales for ten dollars or less TO be
paid down. JACOB RIGGLE,
Cairo. IL, july II, 1850 Admihistra
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1880-07-29
UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA

SUMNER LAW LECTURES (nine weekly, begin
sth July, 1880, and end sth September Have
proved Of signal list, to students who design
to pursue their studies at this or other Law School
"a, TO those who propose to read privately; and
Sd, to practitioners who have not had the adyan
tage of systematic instruction. For circular apply
post office University ofVa,) to JOHN b Nixon.
Prof. Common and Statute Law.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-07-11
JUGGLERY ON SUNDAY FORBIDDEN.

A man who called himself " Professor
Cooke undertook last March TO give a lecture on
sprituasm at the Grand Opera House, but the enter
tainment was broken up by the police because he did
not lecture on that subject but gave instead sloight-
of.hand performance. An injunction was afterwGrd
obtained restraining the Board OF Police from inter
ferng with the performance. and for several Sunday
evenings he gave his entertainment az the Standard
Theatre uunolested. The preliminary injunction has
since been vacated and dissolved A few days ago
Judge Donohue in Special Term. decided the case on
It's merits aud dismissed tho complaint, finding that the
lecture was an exhibition to the pubic OF performance
Of juggcry and feats OF sleighothand. According TO
the laws Of 1890 person. giving such an entertain
ment 90 Sunday is guilty OF n misdemeanor.
IL Is said that proceedings are about 10 be begun
against the OF the Standard Theatre for the
coyery of penalties given by the act.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-07-11
THE COURTS.
PERILs OF A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE.

PERILS or A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE.
George G, Moore was appointed referee yes
terday by Donohuein Supreme Court, Chambers
TO report and lake testimony In the OF Dawes Hi
mans against Lena HiInans for divorce The affidavit
ON which the order was obtained which is TO by
John F. Baker. the plaintiffs attorney. states that the
action was begun June II. and that answer has
yet been served by the defendant. In his affidavit TIE
plaintiff alleges that he is twenty years old and
rived this country from Prussia IN January. 1880
On May is he attended picnic st Bellevue Park and
met Lena Brown, age sixteen years. The next day a
man came to his lodgings No 81 Hester-st.. stating
that be was sent by Lena Brown, and that
unless he married the young woman he would have
to 90 to Jail On the following day the same man again
called and arrested him. When in front Of the jail at
EsRax and rand-sts the promised 10 give Himans
another week 20 consider the matter
Several afterward the young woman called at his
bnarding hOusc and also asserted that II he did not
marry her he would be taken 10 jail On Saturday May
90 he with her TO the City Hall where they were
married by Alderman. so the plaintf was informed
lie las only his wife once twice since aud theu
she said she would not hold him to the marriage. He
has never lived with Her and wants 10 have the
marriage aside.