Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1880-03-24
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TIN wealth Of Harvard university has
%, OK, 600 since 1870.
Hesor Win spsnd a .2So. 900 ~ -
N thi1 yeax. sszss;
"PrArosH" Il the nans y : -
postofice at Butler county, Pa
CH1cAoo drank 1000, 900 gallons u
milk last year.
A CASE Of leprosy has been discovered
in the Chinese quarter in Mott street,
New York.
FoR the first time in many years the
Yale freshmen are carrying canes unmo-
Tested.
A sHoEnAKER's advertisement Want
ed, good hunting dog to tree boota-
Boston Journal.
A HAvERHrLL man recently set on hre
by friction with matcha celluloid comb
in his pocket and was badly burned
THE Arkansas City Journal has
column Of condemned news called /" Ar
kansawdust.'
THERE ia no pleasing some people. 4
paper says that during the speech OF
Searles on the scaffold some one among
the spectators cried out Louderl"
NORTH CAROLINA is dreadfully stirred
up to learn that Sir Walter Raleigh, after
whom its capital was named, was never
in America.
A NAN asked for q pass over the Balti-
more and Ohio railroad the other day on
the ground that his aunt was killed on
the road some thirteen years ago,
TIE only chance for Warrington
clerk to climb up is to discover some con-
gressman in some place where he ought
not to be.
LESS money in bridal tours and moro
in -four and potatoes would be great
help towards making this country solid
ON her pins.
THE city superintendent Of schools Of
Patterson. N. j., is accused Of taking
seat by the prettiest girls, cracking jokes,
and eating peanuts and candies.
CHICAGO expects 20, 900 Knights Tenn
plar in that city on the 18th, 18th and
10th of August, upon the occasion OF the
triennial conclave Of the grand encamp-
ment.
BErcHxR thinks that church conere-
cations work harder and are more united
when burdened with debt. Just the way
with . man, you know. The more he
owes the happier he u.
FoR refusing to pay poll tax, Dr.
;sil Al Northampton, Mass. slH63e !
wear. Friends have now paid the tax
and S3. SO costs, and he goes free.
A SCOTCH landlady, being told by 8
customer that he hoped she put no per-
nicious ingredients into her liquor. re-
torted: "There's naething pernicious
put INTO our barrels but the exciseman's
stick"
DURING the year ending December l,
1879. the courts Of Texas disposed OF
4 ll6 felony cases, Of which 1,628 we're
convictions. l, ,427 acquittals, and 1,166
were ended without trials, by dismissal
and otherwise.
cir VIC are to live after death Why
don't we have some certain knowledge
Of it?" Said skeptic to clergyman.
:. Why don't you have some mowiedge
Of the world before you como into 4 r
was the caustic reply.
Ar st. Johnsbury, Vt, 4-yeax old
child Of Mrs John Chubb Of that place,
has been seriously affected by poison n
aerted in q tooth by dentist to hill .
nerve. An operation for the removal q
part Of the child's jaw has been deciaed
upon.
An old London, Ont, farmer has re-
Gently deposited in local savings bank
800 sovereigns he brought with him nom
England II years ago. and has since hid
on the rafters Of his dwelling His so0
found the money, and induced the father
to deposit 1t in place of safety.
1 ARR monkey In New York tackled N
endlees rope. which ran, like q bait, Oveg
4 : pulley-wheel above, through h0l6e II
the flocr and over . pulley-wheel below,
and Il vas two hours before he cazne q
the conclusion that he couldn't climb the
thing. and then hewas fsarfully fatigusd
and mighty mad.
4 Tn keepers Of the penitentiaxy =
;Jackson. Miss.. have trained blood
hounds With which TO hunt escaped pEis-
oners. Recently the hounds ct afbsg
/ tha wrong oerscn and ran ! huntee No !
tree. where he remained for mnss than
an hour With the howling dosn just CO.,
fortAbly out Of reach.
/ so,n people sre bound % mA12 blnn-
ders. The story II told that : 0eGanan
watering place. q ths slose q the eeaeo1
vhen The money-bcx al1xad - ~ No1l
out1ide the Kursaal By the lOoa1 boAevc
lent society was opened, 4 - tpQnf
void al money, but full a ~ leeeere q
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