The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-12-09

mans Mammoth Cheap Store.
A young Miss in the Grammar school
was asked why beer in French was fem
mime. After some hesitation she replied
it was because the boys liked it SO
WE'LL"
Scarcely a week passes but we learn
of some affair that would have interested
somebody had we got hold of it in time.
Don't expect us to know everything
without learning it.
Christmas Presents for young and old,
in endless variety, at J.. Chambers and
J. G. Hawkins.
Christian politicians who preach end
less hatred to the South, don't practice
the precepts Of the blessed, loving Re-
deemer who gave the Golden Rule as a
guide for life.
Will the new Board of County Com
missioners vote the money back to the
Prosecuting Attorney, which he Illegally
drew from the County Treasury and re-
turned?
Knit Hoods and sacques, O. E. G. S.,
next to P. o.
The Corporation Records of Eaton
we're stolen or destroyed some twenty
years ago, which left a blank account of
several hundred dollars to account for.
Is there any danger of such an occur
renee again2
A young thief, on being arrested at
Reading, Pa, said he hoped God would
paralyze him if he was not innocent.
Within a few days he was stricken with
paralysis, and he is now firm in the be-
lief that it was in consequence of his i'm
pious prayer.
Ladies' Merino Hose 7 cents a pair, at
Goldman's Mammoth Cheap Store.
If you have a silver dollar with an
eagle who has eight feathers in his tail,
squeeze to it tight. 1t is worth So. Only
$50 of them were struck off at the mint,
when it was discovered that an American
eagle cannot have eight feathers in his
tail.
CHOW you've got it and now you
haven't got it," is the title OF a commu-
nication sent us on the action of the city
dads on refunding the ill-gotten money
back to ex-Councilmen for services, but it
is a little too severe for publication.
Well hold it awhile and see.
For first class Ladies' Gold Watches,
call on ]. Chambers, who sells very low
indeed.
The "Holiday Visitor" is a neat and
spicy little sheet that will be issued
weekly during the holidays by F. N.
HAINEs, and distributed gratuitously at
the expense OF the great Clothier and
printers ink patronizer, JOSEPH WoER-
NER.
Mr.. Charles Schlenker, Jr., is the pos
SCISSOR of a very fine gold hunting case
watch. The case was a present from
Clemens Oskamp, of Cincinnati, and the
works are Charles own handiwork. The
artistic manner in which the works are
finished reflects credit on Charlie az a
workman.
Mems All Wool Hose 20 cents a pair,
at Goldman's Mammoth Cheap Store.
ED. o. A. Bartholomew, OF Coving-
ton, KY, will preach in the Church OF
Christ, Barron street, Eaton, o., on Mon
day evening, Dec. 18th, 1880, and also
for several succeeding evenings during
that week. Services to begin at Z O'Clock
D.. m. The public are cordially invited.
. Toy Books from ! cent up, o. E. C.S.,
next to P. o.
The Councilmen who have taken the
second grab at the Corporation Treasury
had better employ some of the smart
"Alecks" in Eaton who KNOW that they
can hold on to their illegal pay as bosses
on Corporation jobs. When the fun be-
gins, nothing but a very dull shyster will
attempt to defend them against their
acts.
Good wool filed Jeans % cts. per yard,
at Goldman's Mammoth Cheap Store.
The Rev. James Hartnett preached a
sermon at Davidville, Ark, on the duty
OF paying debts promptly. $50 much
for sentiment" he said, finally, "and the
hard fact is that this church owe me
$500, and 1 shall never occupy this pull
pit again until it is paid" James didn't
believe in saving souls for the Lord with
out pay.
Knit Mitts and Wristlets from 10 cts
per pair up, o. E. G. s., next to P. o.
The exhibition by the Eaton Schools in
the Opera House, on Friday afternoon
last, in honor of the Gary sisters, was
largely attended, and the recitations and
music by the young pupils are spoken o.
in the highest terms of praise. 1t was al
excellent treat for all present. We are
glad to note that our Schools are on the
upward grade.
Nice Dress Goods only SO cents PEI
yard, at Goldman's Mammoth CHEAP
Store.
When a country editor who is willing
to take chips and pumpkins and SIGH il
pay for his arduous toll, discovers tina
the city dads are drawing $50 apiece fol
sitting on their rumps with an umbrella
over them on a hot summer day, watch
ing poor laboring men put down thu
brick and mortar in a public ~cistern, ht