Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1880-04-24
The Old Family Journal.
VARIETY.

The wind often mikes al active canvass
or ol ,Ae circus tent
Aims, every nan takes bis Jay of. but we
never heard Of lim bringing !; back a-a'n.
The haalsamest compliment you can pay 70
q uoaaaof sease is 20 address Ter as such.
When life IS full Of meaning 70 Us, we are
not ,n.ajlcd WIKI io@bis as u is coniiaH-
alce.
Ia~yers are never tnoIe earnest than when
;l,y work vi,A wi.-;ha, Is, II ;he. estate
IS valuable.
Il. has never been ascertaiued how much
olI ocean measures round her gray aud ~-lAn-
cboly Uasle.
TIE horse os an alapa,hic doctor iu Media
k.ckel Gle horse Of a A3m@ps,Ai, doctor 90
d-a,a last week.
When an actor makes great 81; lie forcibly
strikes the whole audience, aud very Oxen
lriags down che house.
Aucw grocery clerk never feels prepared
az business ullcss De has q lead pencil au-
ch---.. .ct.al lis len ear.
Wen. all you wjn auythug on the clcctiousc
lf So. remember The poor; II not, ask The
.paos o. remember sou.
4 notary public is no donbta wsll-meanine
fellow. Dat De protests too much % make him
.,,.A.ag ia a..x-l society.
Il philosopher SAYS shat grea, want proceeds
ir.m great wealth. We know better than
t-tt
a man % .rll have a fJrta who tAioks Of
.oa,ry iu, ballet dancer. because Il Is next 10
!. possible % keep her 10 clothes
Ole t,u.aal j llars in g,I weighs four
81 lujs That is why so Tauy newspaper
ileu Grc r1uad-shou.Gegcd.
vouls aian who has recently taken a
wife SAYS Be dtj not ind 10 haif SD hard 20
ert.maIr!ei as De did o. set furniture.
why wouldn't O.eonarsa,iue DO Cor girls
r,u.eg Ii we bad Little girl, aud hadn't any
l4slor, we would cali Der that.
What's q p-npAy, Bu2" Its tclliu'
of fyria lands that we know uothiu about
ty suite chaps that's never seen 'cm.'
Wei. D;ck," said a Doctor 70 polite
man. whose vi.e be bad been attending, chow
8. your wife ga SIZE IS dead Thank you,
D-ctoT.
\ newly imported IIibsrlan employed on
"a arm. tilted up a bee live the other day 70
.,s shat tlc o Is were doing under there
}lv KNOWS now.
.sWiG Your mother ever marry again 2" be
Inquired Not with my approval" she aa-
saelcl "such as my opinion thus far, aud uot
"a Seen farther
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$3.50, 81. my % ~. ,c.,i,.I r,.t;,,,
i..,ssif p, ,, n, e. I've On, f5.r,ssp mostly
toys AL gals :"
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w ts,,,.', h., .r..nrr " P,r.,n egp,ia-
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,te sr.una.
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...fftf., g.,t.lI tistthe iurv had fltrd him
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5,.t nv ..nyi.ti,a
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nI y'g ever So "a elephants SAlu
ASKED D. telca-r ia $3.50 i1iaut school. &C. did,
sl.u;eI >iX-yclr-slt 40 tine foot oi a class
Ntu- Inquired ile teacher. considerably
-n-a'ei al bis e''n,S'4ess- Vt '~s exec
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A woman was e. 10 90 thc breakfast table
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husband Wis aet.. she calmly r-nalEe -
81. N4.t uttII +. m tii.u-a tTcaGiist AID then
,.ru irlf bowling
Ara, ,-t,,., "A, ,,,. Cl,i,,-o r.ilr,,l station
D.f..t lr.,t uip. nor c,.set, love" tur-
p.r-.It l. husband. d. Never. never w Sob
ia tt...,it. ,...l .ru',r.l ,ut "a hlrie..-
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uafaS me a'e ooi''iyi'e az worcester
..l..i..rt l,,u,en two ,ewsb.y>. q. I saw
DIM whistle ,acsrin, Of 81, many n.,ni,,,r
s..... ,.i h.-. t..,ti,,ra ~Wlv." answered
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