, 1880-07-04
SOCIETY TOPICS.


ment, which is to be held there July II.
SOCIETY TOPICS.
It a chap is "too lazy to walk, - how is it
that so many indolent fellows run into temp
| tationo
| This is the latest for wedding invitations
"Come round and see us capture mother
in-law, at 8 o'clock sharp"
| keTchiefs with the point on the left
shoulder, a straight edge at the back, and q
slight gathering on the right side, are the
newest. They are fastened by group Of
bows on the right side.
At a social reunion few evenings ago the
question was asked, {" OF what sort Of fruit
do . .quarrelsonle man and wife remind
| you?" The young lady who promptly an
/ swered, " A prickly pear" got the medal.
! - OF the forty elegant gold prizes made for
| the ". V. A +. H. by those well-knoWn jew
elers Trask, Rowe l. Co., 105 State street, our
| Chicago boys captured sixteen, valued at
nearly $500.
| An utterly inoffensiye young lady was
! banged over the head the other day. The
outrage was perpetrated by a hairdresser.
One OF the newest materials for combining
with handsome dress fabrics is the "Corah "
silk, which comes i'll variety of designs and
coiors: The designs are nearly I'LL large in
this silk, and have a Japanese effect.
Fetherly, 1S9 Wabash avenue, respectfully
announces that he will leave for Europe per
steamer Scythia July q to obtain styles and
novelties for the coming season. Commits.
slons lntrusted to him will receive careful
attention.
Never get out Of temper with barber: 4
gentleman not long since was sitting in a
| barber's chair trying to read the morning pa
per while having his hair cnt. The barber in
the meantime was worrying him with long
story 9h0rt tho horhar3c bn1- and fha c1tnG.
makers daughter at a ball, Il story that was
strung out until forbearance ceased to be
virtuous, when the man being clipped looked
e @ enne5a s 5a4 fe4 d eat snc 04
When that man left the chair he was rs bald
as a newborn baby. He wears smoking
cap in church now.
Shurly, the jeweler, has removed to 1o3
Randolph street. Saw fine pair of 4115z-karar
diamond earrings, gems, at his store, very
low indeed. Other goods in proportion.
A little 10-year-old miss told her mother
the other day that she was never going to
marry, but meant to be a widow. because
widows dressed in such nice black, aud al
ways looked so happy.
When belts grow SO wide that they have to
be stiffeaed with whalebone and ornamented
with tell buttons, it's best to begin to think
Of another name for them. They would be
better than the white belts, however, were
they even twice as wide.
~ - " oll pLAsulR ldEb bIlab kllE AulOHlIA
1eghorn salad oil has sale of 10000 cases
per annum.
They were at d1nner-party, and ne re-
marked that he supposed she was fond Of
ethnology. She said she was. but she was
not very well, and the doctor had told her
not to eat anything for dessert but oranges.
Nothing so comfortable as one of those
patent rockers to be had at WirtS & Scho1le's,
23 Wabash avenue,
Being called to account for the statement
that certain meeting was g a large and re-
besides himself was present, a reporter in
" true; .'for,' said he, II was large and tie
other man was respectable"
4 summer course will be given at E. 3:
Bryant's Chicago Business College for the
older public-school scholars.
If you wish to be safe, take your girls out
only on Sundays, and you can let them look
in all the windows they want to, and you can
talk about your colossal salary aud it needn't
cost you penny.
4 suitable texture for bald-headed persons
would be mo'hair.
The Bernhardt wave never requires crimp-
ing Only to be found at Burnham's, II State
street.
Enamored bookkeeper-"Oh, you know,
Tin not like an ordinary clerk. I talk to the
members OF the firm just as l do to you.'"'
Shs2h, SaSl a ye1 go9a gracious' George sou don't
The genuine Fisher refrigerators, Kedzie's
Watcr-filtcrs, and SeaSOnable household
goods at Hatch IL Breeze's, 50 State street.
An opera-singer cannot only sing airs, but |
she can put them OIL.
The watch lacks self-respeet; it is always |
trying to run itself down.
Truff1ed sardines in oval boxes, the last del |
ieacy offered; packed with truff1es 4, pickles. |
The new shade Of red is a dull brick color, |
and is called cultured.
Mime. Emma Soule, robe ct manteanx; we'd I
ding trousseaux Especially. ~ E. 10th St, y.
Brazilian beetles and other bugs are used |
in profusi0n OIL the new bonnets.
It's hard to beat Lovejoy's frames or franz
ing to order. SS State street, upstairs.
Dairy fair-The milkmaid.
The ulster covers a multitude of shins.
Unsubstantial fruit-Currents of air.
Courtship is not to be run by the rule Of |
three.
4 novel scheme-A proposition to write
romance.
Pride hath two seasons-A forward spring
and all early fall.
Thome leads the fashion In hair.
20 per cent discount in tailoring and gents
furnishing goods during July. Ward T.
Davis Palmer House.