The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-08-05
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d sgoIne,s ygnD :Eiaaszslt $40 Had Just
GFounds sos 3 s,ivorsss
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dressed, had black hair, thin and ti3agSl
with gray, and eyes In whtsl aleaIsee
the fires OF d determination noe To ls
easily balked. She walked snto Masul
Houss's office, aud Requested 3 private
interview, and having obtained 40, a1d
satisfied herself that tho Law students
were NOT I. "tching at q key-hoIe, said
slowly, soiemly and apEesiyely:
~ want O divorces.
"What for2 Z Esnppose you haa ono ci
tho best Of husbAu ID, {, ssEd tlie Maior.
aI s'poae that'e bet every body thints.
but If they knew sgtat I've spt tssred In ten
ycars they'd wonder Ehah not aoalded
him long ago. Il osgias 20, but fox tho
sake OF the young ones pps Sorna IL and
said nothing. I've told him though iehaE
he might depend Oh, and now the times
como. ] won't stand II, ygiang Ones or
no young ones; I'iI have s. divorce, and
If the neighbors want to blab themselves
hoarse ahont 1t they can, fof I won't
stand &c another day.
But what's the nietieT2 pon't your
husband provide for your Isn't ne
truet yan? Don't he fteat you kindly? 2"
pureucd the lawyer.
eve get vicsuais enough, and don't
know but he's as true and kind as men
in general, aud Ee's never knocked any
Of us dorm. I wish he had, then I'd get
him into fail and know where ne was
suf nigbts,nn retorted tho woman.
Then what's your complaint against
him7a
"Well, II you must know, he's one of
these plsgassS s jinsra.'
"a jiner--oDe0 0fthenn pesky fools that's
always jinin' something. There can't
nothing come along thats dsrk ard ely
/ and hisSssen, but he'll jineit. Ifanyhody
ahouIl get up q society 90 burn bis house
dom, led jine Il just as soon as he could
4 vt ir, and if they had to pay TO
4 get mi he'd go oil the luddener. We
hsdn't been L.aFsied nlore'n two months
]. before he jined che Know Nothin's. We
lived on d farm then, md every Saturday
night hs'd como tearin, in before supper.
grab q fstful of nntccalIes, and 90 of
: knaW:n' 'etn, end that's the last I'd see
of him Gill tElerning. And every other
night he'd roll and tumbled in his sleep.
and hoiler, E'ut none but Americans on
guard George Washington; = and on
Z rainy days he'd 30 out into the corn bagn
( and lab at q picture Of tho Pope with aii
old Bagnet that was there. ought To
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me eosyfif!, .his lies abcnt the Popa & COM
! iraeo. ts-3ss. 20 make sll Yankee girls marry
GrRnne1, sIid TO eat up oil the habea
that Rarn,t born with cross On tlte fore-
heads, and I let him 60 on and enconr.
aged him iri sit. .,; g.
.sThen. be lined she Masons. Perhapa
ycn know what them be, hut Z don't
'cept they think they're tho same kind Of
critters that hnil GoIomDn's Temple, and
took ear5 ef his conenbiusE; aud of all
the dasned nonsense and CAB shout wor-
shipfnl mas and squares and compaassg
and Bich, tkat Sye had in the house for the
next sir lagths, you, never SEQ tho beat.
And he's never outg9owed it nuther.
What do yntt think 0f q man, Squire,
thhs'll dress hitselfii iin b Ehita apron, 'bofit
{ big enough for q MONKEYS bib, and 90
marching up and down; and making mo-
tfons and talking The zoolishest lingo at
q picture of George w aallfng ton ID b greeti
jacket, and q truas 6s lis atouiaeh g
Amt he q loon irlr Z sIls tI.at,s nv
Sum, and I've STOOD aS foilg 81 Pm go.
ing e.
iuso the Odd 2 81 lows. Il Nude iE warm
for him ilel he E7ssB holsSa and told
me ned jiHad them DIE be kinder pgao
lied me by telling tii d hi as they had ilaorE
OF branch rhQsY tsRt sg,os iii women. and
iio'd get Ylss iti soon IS hey found out
how % 90 iSi Vel, cie night ho came
home md E9id Ed besa black baliea.
I Did st himself ek H0Hfse. Didn't want
mo round bsn 0gs ing TO his e0fnga on. or
tt:IsH . !, s;;igll z tod him so.
hen he fined Llie Sons OF Essaltar.
s alisas say q word to mo abouk &c, but
aJeaiged Of enc tght, pEatend len, he'd
10 aes i, siii 8 sicc Odd FeiloR;s
Saisd 3A'd zsgeE found 10 out, only he came
hasie loosihg Ike d man .thas had been
Through q threshing machine, and I
SEenldn do 4 thing FOR him till no owned
and GO itt'a gone from bad 20 Rus,-
and from 10 yyussas, jinin, this and
ssa slless tllI he's fofship Minister of tbs
!. W asntiF and ddess OF Hope OF tho ODD
Fellows, and Sword 5Wallower3 OF tho
Islnniga aEis, and Virgin Ceriis of tbs
! GranE aad Grand Mogll of Sons of III
I ta0ls Ilccs and II Egsuf Edged iTo.nahRwk of
,Yale. Bearer Of the MecifaI Mnnikins, and
Skipper OK Guild Of Caratriisg co li1f,. SIsS.
bus mud Isl Wizard Of tke Arabian
E-nieh afd TsiSSlEa. passc. Of 'tha RE-.
form Giiuli1, and Chief Eulger OF the Yri1i
4IaHhinistE, End rnFhe- Keeper OF ths Or
der pf Canadian O0nssience, sni Double.
1isgTcl1 g Dictator OF the Kighis 0f the
Brass Girci les, aud Etand lard Bearas of tha
Isogst ArGhang gele, aud S1blinin Porte Of
kltc q gliea s4ese aud Sssllais sbeerdafd of
the Gel stiat Qherubs, aud Pniasian po.
telatasa 5f tho PetEif Plg ckefa sasa
She E1tS Cnly: sgIiesYss bat eisS. Eve.
borne it ard boEIle II hepin, he, a gst 'eIl
III lined sils bat saia,s no.
mss and when he'd got Into d new ono.
sasl6 been sssaSse Grand Guido of chs
zEnigl e os Horsor, told him I'D quit !;
md WI g. ~ &
Here the Major inserEnptsd her eayss
ing
HgeiI your klabaDd 81 profty we'll III.
Iii q & saCf hI1s he Court y4iiii
cal asozlsf en for i divorces
Z i i "a oeb. ps the societies you mention
saTo corap0SsC OF hGn ble nihss Aid have
excAllehs reputation. Mapy OF fflarSi Z
though CO He'd lodges, arc xeiisf
ttlns audi isinkllet Insurance scnfi naniea.
which, III ssii1ei ail I'D 4 10. would
.lAkG ehTe 81 fsQGl and would not leo ven
sqtIief on 7sefe sicl;s' y
ssssee Ene sui when I'm sinis r. Take
care 6E Ine ben heaE dead Well. q
iees ksot. can take care OF riyhalf..
sien hes dets5 aud, III 4 cefl,i can rel
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stiag asedf sses III eriasei4es S,I{efs T,lS
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