The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1880-06-18
PASSING SMILES.

hh BtHb btulHSA NOttAh Va pANh tNhNN
aft a-gee.
"a cHIEL amang ye takin' notes.
the pick-pocket
TALK of there being no women cam
ibals Think Of the poet laureate.
The good mother and the accessible
slipper always make spanking team.
THE Indians are ready to bury the
hatchet whenever the agents will give
them gun.
CIRCUMSTANCES alter cases." said the
unsuccessful lawyer, "but my case don't
alter my circumstances"
The hired girl who was called up az 4
o'clock in the morning thinks arose two
hours later would sound quite as sweet.
THE Omaha Herald says drink OF
Counsel Bluffs whisky will make q man
go off to some secluded spot and rob
himself.
GEORGE: Yes, hanging Is capital
punishment especially when you're
hanging on some good looking girls
arm.
AN Illinois girls toast; The young
men of America--their arms our sup
porters, our arms their reward; fall in,
men, fall in"
DEADwooD obituaries state that :" the
deceased was of an unobtrusiye nature"
when he didn't poke into moro than
three fights a week.
EMMA: The only point of resemblance
between flowers and women, that we
are aware Of, is that they both shut up
wheE they sleep.
THE Arab horse is not broken until his
/ fourth year. That's why they differ
| from teacups. But then Arab horses
are not washed by the average kitchen
| girl.
The Norristown Herald asks, "Ars
the great men weakeningW Not any
weakening. Somebody has been lying
about us. by the way, Willis, how
do you think you feel2-Pecps Sun.
CANT that lovely critter, John3'
said Jerusha, as they stopped opposite a
leopard's cage. "Waal, yes" said John,
"but then he's drefully freckled, amt
he?"
IT is believed that cats can be made
tendsr'hearted by playing soft, sad
music to them, but how much easier IL
Is to hire boy to chuck 'em off the
bridge.-DetroH Free Press.
| PHYSICIAN to government clerk
"Well, what do you complain Off G..
c." Sleeplessness, doctor" Physician
--"At what time do you go to bed?' g.
Cob, ! don't mean at night but
during Office hoursp
| A LADY subscriber writes poem for
our paper which for private reasons We
must decline. She says: "The sun.
shine is stealing my youth and beauty
away" Why don't you begin an
action for petty larceny, you goose, you.
"WHY don't you come in out of the
rainfp said good natured dominic to a
ragged lrishman. "Sure it's av no con-
sequence, yer riverence," returned Pat:
"me clothes is so full of holes they won't
hold water"
A SOUTHERN paper quotes gentle
i.an of the colored persuasion as saying
"No, parson, probly'll never git cour-
age to jine de church. When poor
darkey's spiritual wiser takes him down
ia the riber and saws, 4 capsiSe thee. and
J then ducks him under, It's time dat
darkey looks after hisself. You don't
play none oh dem games on me, old
man."
- THERE is a man in our town,
: And he IA wcndrous wise;
Whenever he writes the printer man
He dotteth all his is.
: Toledo Commercial
And when he's dotted all Of them
a With great sang froid and ease
He punctuates each paragraph,
And crosses all HATS
--He,0 Rapsa Regtstv.
, UpOn one side alone he writes
And never rolls his leaves;
And from the men Of ink smile,
: And marks "insert" receives
-OiHcianaN Commercial
And when question he doth ask,
Taught wisely he hath been)
~ BE doth the g00dly three-oent stamp,
For postage back put In.
/ A YANKEE came running down TO 4
a pier just asa steamer was starting. TIL.
boat moved Off some four or five yards
as he took jump, and coming down OF
the back Of his head n the deck, ht
lay stunned for two OF three minutes
! When he came to the steamer had goHt
, the bet part of quarter of mile, and
. raising his head and looking to the shor,
! the Yankee said: Great Jehosaphat
! whata jump"
"AFTER ALL" remarked the sam,
I young man, skimming lightly over th,
/ the gravel walk in the general direction
/ of the front gate, "after all, what boot
/ it2' And the muscular looking OLD
: gentleman at the top of the porch, will
!. his spectacles jostled little crooked
q said that if the young man himself didn'
8 know, he didn't know anybody in tina
! township that did. Burlington Hdt0kevt