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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
Later News.

A ROME dispatch of the Esd says that
the Aurora was not the organ Of the Vatican,
but of the Jesuits.
The exploring expedition under Stan
ley has established Belgian trading station
in Congo near Tallula.
A LONDON telegram of the 23d says
the distress in Ireland was intensifying under
stated that there were in Dublin alone 1900
unemployed workingmen whose families were
suffering from the lack of food.
The Princess Louise left England for
her Canadian home on the 22d.
AT meeting of the Home-Rule
League in Dublin on the 23d resolution was
adopted by reclamation thanking the people
of the United States for their sympathy and
noble liberality to the distressed people of
Ireland.
THERE were three severe earthquake
shocks in Havana on the night of the 22l and
morning of the 23d. No great damage was
done, but the people we're greatly frightened,
as nothing of the kind had ever before been
experienced in that city.
The United States Senate was not in
session on the 23d. The Speaker of the
House announced the appointment of the
following Special Committee on Payments
of Bounties. Pensions and Back Pay; Golf
roth, Geddes, Myers, Mcmillan, Harmer,
Caswell and Thomas. The proceedings in
Committee of the Whole on the state of the
Union were enlivened by q humorous speech
BY Mr.. Horr fMichigan), in reply to like witty
and personal remarks by Mr.. Cox (New York;
the day before. Adjourned to the 10th.
MRS. WALLACE, Of Indiana; Luz
cinda B. Chandler, Of Pennsylvania; Susan
B. Anthony and other delegates to the
Women's Suffrage Association, appeared be-
fore United States Senate Committee on the
sd, and made arguments in favor Of q
Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution,
providing for the enfrsnctisement of women.
A WASHINGTON dispatch of the 23d
represents Secretary Schurz - saying: IA
certain degree Of secrecy is necessary in the
Ute investigation, but Ouray is in no
sense prisoner. In the opinion of Ouray,
Is wen % myself, several things are to be 90
complished by the present negotiations: 1.
To have treaty provisions about the surren-
der Of offenders carried out 90 that the
participants in the White River murders can
be tried. Q. To make such arrangement
with the Utes as will avert from them
the injuries that are threatened to
be inflicted upon them by the border popu-
lation Of Colorado, and which certainly
would como II the present boundaries of the
reservation were preserved. This accom-
plished, the present difficulties will pass
over without an Indian war, which will be q
great benefit to the country generally. 8.
To secure for them full compensation fol
every piece Of land they may cede to the
United States, and . safe and advantageous
settlement for the future"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

eel say, old fel, you haven't got a
five franc piece about you that you
don't know what to do with, have your
There's one." "Thanks- hello,
say, you know, it's bad!' "You
asked me for one l didn't know what to
do with p''-B0stOn Courier.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
r. p. MC0LIMCY, Secretary.

-"John," said . doting parent to
her gormandizing son, do you really
think that you can eat the whole of that
pudding with impunityp' ~ don't
know, mar" replied the young hope
full, "but / can with . spoon"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
Freddy's Mitten.

IT was nearly nine o'clock, quite
time for Freddy to be starting for
school, and yet he didn'tgo, because he
could not find his mitten.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
Mr.. EDISON, replying to certain

Mr.. EDISON, replying to certain
French critics who had expressed belief that
his carbon horse-shoes were not durable,
stated on the I'D that the lamp in his work
shop which had burned the greatest length of
time showed no perceptible decrease of cleo
trical resistance. He denied that he parted
with any of his stock during the late extrava-
giant boom in prices.
The Fusion Legislature of Maine
met at the usual hour on the sd. The
standing committees were announced in the
Senate. The questions for submission to the
Supreme Court we're taken up in the House,
debated and tabled until the 25th. The Re-
publican Senate passed an order for the ex-
animation of the accounts of the State Treas
urer. The House passed bill to amend the
Constitution by providing that plurality
vote for Governor shall elect White, the Fu-
sion Treasurer, refused to deliver his office to
the Republican Treasurer. At late hour
on the night of the 23d the Republicans at
Augusta received intelligence that the Flu
sionists intended to seize the State-House
and burn the residences of their opponents.
The Governor and Inspector-General dis
cussed the situation hurriedly, and finally
called out three companies of militia, to be
used as garrison at the Capitol.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
THURSDAY


Will the Production Of a Greater Variety Of
Styles and Qualities of Cheese Be any Advan-
tage to the Dairymen Of this COuntry?-Walter
Carr, New York City.
The Necessity Of better Care Of Milk by the
Producer-C. s. Kilbourne, Elgin, ILL.,; D. G..
Chcever. Clinton Junction, Wis; W. H. Stew
art, Woodstock, Ill.
International Dairy Fair; Its Lessons-R.
p. McGliucy. Elgin, ILL.,; Hon. Hiram Smith,
ShebOygan Falls, Wis.
Views in Europe Pertaining to Butter and
Cheese - Colonel Il. d. Littler, Davenport,
Iowa.
Election Of officers.
Practical Results Of Cold Storage General
Discussion.
Besides the above programme a Question
Drawer will be opened, and any one having 9
question they would like discussed, can hand
In tho same In writing to the Secretary.
Harvard is located on the Wisconsin division
of the Chicago & Northwestern II. r., and ID
easy Of access from all points.
Reduced rates have been secured at the no
tells for all who may attend.
1t II expected that reduced rates will be OBJ
tanned ON the various railroads.
Inventors and dealers in dairy utensils are
invited to bring goods for exhibition, and g
committee viii be appointed TO examine and
report upNn the same.
Persons who arc assigned to discuss topics
and are unable to attend, are requested to for.
ward their papers to the Secretary ut Elgin,
Ill, by the 9Th OF February.
w. d. HOARD, President.
~ 0 A
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
WEDNESDAY.

Practical Butter Making-I. III. Wanzer,
Oneida, ILL.,; F. c. Curtis, Rocky Run, Wis.,;
John Stewart, AnamOsa, Iowa.
Defects in Western Dairying, and How to
Remedy Them-Israel Boise, Davis Junction,
ILL.,; Hon. Hiram Smith, ShebOygan Falls,
Wis.,; G. c. Buell., Rock Falls, Ill.
Cream VS.. Skinned Cheese-J. A. Smith,
Sheboygan, Wis.
How to Make Sweepstakes Butter-N. W.
Morely,, Baraboo, Wis.,; Il; McAdam,. Algon-
Quin, ILL.,; H. D. Sherman, Monticello, Iowa.
Practical Cheese Making-Robert McAdam,
Rome, New York.
ents Of MIX (fat or butter, casino and milk
sugar. are Lost in the Manufacture of Butter
and Cheese, and How Can Such Loss be Avoid
ed?-George P. Lord, Elgin, Ill.
Rates of Transportation by Railroads-D. A.
Brown, Bates, ILL.,: H. F. DOusman, Chicago,
ILL.
How Shall Railroads Handle Dairy Products
H. d. Sherman, Monticello, Iowa; w. w.
Dexter, Chicago.
EVENING SEss10N.-Banquet and Social.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

A CoNsrANTINoPLE dispatch of the
I'd says the famine in Mosul was SO severe
that the people were selling their children to
procure food.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

A PARIS dispatch of the goth an
nounccs the death from pneumonia of Jules
Favre, the French statesman. He was sew
enty-one years old.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29
EPIT0ME OF THE WEEK.

Current Paragraphs.
The Spanish Cortes on the 21st passed
the bill for the abolition of slavery in Cuba,
by yeas, go; nays, 10.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

A ROME telegram of the goth SAYS
the Pope was surprised and indignant at Car
dinal McCloskey's reception of Parnen in
New York.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

A CHrNAMAN who was to have been
executed at Portland, Ore, on the 10th, COM
mitted suicide the night before by strangling
himself in his cell.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

SETH A. TERRY. the Secretary of the
Territorial Savings, Building 4 Loan Asso-
citation at Washington, D. c.. has been de-
clared to be q defaulter in the sum of 81, 600.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

Two CHILDREN of A. j. Wilson set
fire to their fathers stable at Chatham. Ont,
a few days ago, and were burned to death.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

AT meeting of the Council of the
Home-Rule League in Dublin on the 18th a
resolution was passed thanking the people of
America for their prompt aid to the dis
trcssed in ireland.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

The Illinois State Board of Agricult-
ure reports that the corn crop of the State
for 1879 amounted to the grand total Of 3O5, !
9l3,37s bushels, for which the producers re-
ceived $97, 4S3,O52
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

IT,. L~os-i~<---~ ut Moryiond has
elected Mr.. Arthur German (Democrat) to
the United States Senate, to succeed Mr..
Whyte, whose term expires on the 4th Of
March 1881
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

THE Department Of Agriculture esti-
mates the present cotton crop at 5,0a', 3S7
bales of four hundred and fifty pounds each,
and the value in round numbers at 1921, 600,
GOV, against $193 OOO, 600 in 1878.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

Ex-PREsIDENT GRANT and party
reached Havana, Cuba, on the morning of
the ed. As the steamer entered the port, it
was boarded by a representative of the Cap
tain-General and General Arias, the Civil
Governor of the Province, who rendered to
General Grant the Inequalities of the city
and an abode in the palace. The party will
leave for Vera Cruz, Mexico, on the 18th of
February, but before leaving will visit Hayti
aud other West India islands.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

THE Maryland Republican State Con-
vention to select delegates to the Republican
National Convention at Chicago will be held
at Frederick City, May g. The Kentucky
Convention for the same purpose is to be
held at Louisville on the 14th of April.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

The Cincinnati Times of the 21st
says it had positive information from au-
thoritative sources that the National Demo-
cratic Convention will be held at Music Hall
in that city.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1880-01-29

AN Oswego (Kansas) dispatch of a
recent date says negro emigrants from Texas
continued to arrive in that county in great
numbers on the Missouri, Kansas Il Texas
Railroad, and by trains across the Indian
Territory. The winter was mild, but house
room was not to be had for them. Some
were living in tents and wagons in the woods
Some deaths had taken place, and some SUI
fering from poverty.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28
Remember Friends, Remember,

That DR.. wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry
has proven itself to be positive cure for
Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis and all
lung diseases. It has saved the lives Of
many even after the doctors had said there
was no hope. Every one declares thst II
goes to the "righ spot, }" soothing and heal
ing as II by magic all soreness Of throat
and lungs. A single dose taken at bed
time will gently warm the blood, cause re-
freshing slumber, and by morning an
ordinary cough or cold will be gone. None
genuine without signature OF Sanford 4
Park. Large pint bottles 81 90. Keep q
bottle always on hand, it will save you
many doctor bill. Be sure you have
your druggist get the genuine for you.
West & Gilmore, Agents for Bridgeport.
Logan, List & Co., and Laughlin Bros.
L Co. sell the genuine at wholesale and
retail. D4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28
THE PRICE OF WHEAT.
The Sudden Rise of Last Frlday-ca,
the spectators Control the Market?


The Sudden Rise of Last Friday Can
the Spectators Control the Market?
CHICAGO, April 2S.-The grain deal, and
particularly the wheat deal, has been the
subject Of universal interest here and in
the Northwest for the past the or four
days. Tuesday May wheat sold at 81 06l
and to-day at 81 l6. rise Of O. cents In
three days, something Unprecedented even
in this rapidly changing market. The
irmness ofthe ring, uniavorable reports
from growing crops, and from the Cali
iornia wheat fields, which are said to be
submerged by continuous storms, were
the principal reasons for the sharp reac-
ton in prices. 1t seems now quite prob.
able that no lower figures will be reached
for the present than have been recorded,
and unless some unusually favorable crop
weather intervenes, the cry OF to-day for
81 Is for wheat may find its fulfllment be-
fore another week ends, for 1t Is certain
that Keene & Go. are shrewd grain mer-
chants and that they have the key TO
prices in the Northwest. Appearances in
dictate that the story Of the clique obtain
ing full control Of the Milwaukee market
was correct, and the quick response oil
that market to the firmer tone at Chicago
and in New York, which set in Wednes.
day, indicated the theory then advanced.
Everybody is q bull to-day, and except
for the reaction in the afternoon Board,
prices were trm throughout.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28
aood Health nnkss lhe Earth a Heayen.

Remember that DR.. Guysotts Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla has proven itself to
be the best blood purifier ever discovered,
and is positive cure for scrofula and all
syphilitic disorders, Weakness Of the
Kidneys, all Nervous disorders and De
bility, all Urinary and Digestive troubles,
etc. Price OF large quart bottles with full
directions, 81 90. A single bottle will
prove to you its merits aaa health.renewer,
for 1t acts like charm, relieving both
physical and mental distress, driving out
Of the human system the many ills that
aesk and blood Is heir to, and restoring the
natural vigor to both mind and body, ex-
hausted by disease and suffering. Itmakes
the old feel young and buoyRnt. 1t makes
the young feel gay.
West & Gilmore, Agents for Bridgeport.
Logan, List & Co., Laughlin Bros. 4 Co.,
Wholesale agents. D4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28

Ara you dtstafbed at night and 'hsekan
Of your rest By q alex child suffering and
crying with the excrueiating pain OF cut
ting teeth9 If 80, goat once and get 4
bottle Of Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
II will relieve the poor little sufferer Inn
mediately- depend upon IT. there Is NO
mistake about 1t. There ia not mother
on earth who has ever used Il who will not
tell you at once that It will regulate the
bowels, and give rest TO the mother, and
relief and health TO the child, operating
like magic. II Is perfectly safe to use In
all cases, and pleasant to the taste, and Is
the prescription Of one OF the oldest and
best female physicians and nurses in the
United States. Full directions for using
will accompany each bottle. None genuine
unless the facsimile OF Curtis & Perkins Is
on the outside wrapper. Sold by oil Medi-
cine Dealers. twenty-five cents bottle.
Beware OF limitations. MW4Y
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28
CHE GateLEqstgGss
Grants strenEth Win Tho Voters.


From ; speech Of Ex-senator JOhn B. HsadsrIoa d
Missouri
In 1879 John A. Dix was elected Gov.
sruor Of New York by ISIS Republican
majority. In 1874 he was renominated
upon platform indorsing the administra.
ton Of Gen. Grant, which was construct
ed by the Republicans as recommend.
alton Of q third term. At the polls he was
defeated by Samuel ]. Tilden BY msjor.
lily Of60,ST indicating change Of l02,-
900 in the short space OF two years In
1872 John F. Hartranit was elected Gov
ernOr Of Pennsylvania by q majority OF
81, 1858. In 1874 the Republicans were
divided upon the subject Of third term
TOR Gen. Grant, and Mr.. Latta, a Demo.
crat, was elected lieutenant.governor by
a msjority OF 1870. The Republican ma
the Democratic majority was l7,202. In
1872 Indiana gave Gen. Grant q 600 ma
jority. In 1874 the third term issue car
ried Indiana for the Democrats by ma
iority Of 1882. Illinois gave him In
1872 amaiority OF upwards OF 5000 and
in 1874. 1t was carried by the Democrats.
New Jersey gave him In 1872, l4,lS0 ma
jority, and in 1874 gave the Democratic
candidate IS, 2S2 majority against pro-
nounced friend ofthe third term. Mass
achusetts gave Grant in 1872 1919 major
lily, and elected CASTOR, Democrat, Gov
enor, in 1874, by !, 032 majority. The dis
cussion Of the third term issue in 1874
sent 70 the United States Senate Herman
OF New York, Wallace OF Pennsylvania,
Mcdonald OF Indiana, Thurman OF Ohio,
and Randolph OF New Jersey. Pennsyl
vania, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois gave Re-
publican msiorities in 1872 amounting 10
over $4,000. At the state election OF
1874 the same states gave an aggregate
Democratic majority Of al 900. When
Gen. Grant was first elected, Alabama,
Arkansas, Connecticut, Indiana, Missouri,
North Carolina, Tennessee and West Vir.
ginia we're Republican States. A short
ume thereafter Virginia, Texas and Miss
issippi were reconstructed and admitted
rs Republican states. Before 1872 Miss
ouri, Tennessee and Texas became Demo-
cratic. During his second term the other
eight states were lost to the Republican
party.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28

l DIEM 1t a duty to state that Mr.. -,
Of this county, had his right lung serious
ly affected with tubercular deposits, &C
companied with night sweats, frequent
hemorrhage, copious expectoration and
much emaciAtion; the use OF Fellows
Syrup Of Hypophosphites seems to have
arrested the progress Of the disease al.
most Immediately; the hemorrhsge has
not returned, his appetite Is excellent, and
be Is able 70 attend TO his business as
usual. A. Smith, NJ. D.,
Campbelltown, N. 81.
Sold by Logan, List & Co. MwR9w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28

EXTRACT from Telegraph and Messenger,
Macon, Ga: 1--WE had tested It's virtue
personally, and know that for dyspepsia,
biIliousness and throbbing headache
arising theretrom, 1t is the best medicine
the world ever saw. We had tried forty
other remedies before the Simmons Liver
Regulator, but none Of them gave us more
than temporary relief, but the Regulator
not only relieved, but 1t cured US"
NRRdM
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28
Financial and Commercial.
wheeling wholesale Marssl.
oyncr DAILY IsrEEIlorxcra, /

i IOIIlGE 0AlIf lNEkLLAeANSAAl
WHEELrsO. Tuesday, April q. =
The past week has been very satisfactory
one 10 business men and merchants generally.
Budneis has picked up very materially. and
prices are stronger. Wheat and Hour are
much more in demand and at better prices.
Provisions are steady.
The quotations gwen IN the following re-
ports arr pnces realized on wholesale transac-
tons, u:lless otherwise specified:
APPLEs-Demand good at hrm prices. We
quote choice eating apples at - Toa4 00per
barrel.
BUrTEE-Commission merchants report o
good trade. Wequota choice 70 fancy grades
at 20a &c. common 10 good l2al6c, grease &C.
CANNED GosDs Quotations: Peaches, s D cans,
per doE, new, 81 10; 2 b cans, new, 81 IS /;
B d cans tomatoes, 81 50; Winslow corn, %
cans, 50 90; sweet corn, 81 50; common corn
81 50; strawberries, 2 d cans, 81 GU; blackber-
RES 2bcans, 81 10; raspberries, 2ibcans, 81 90;
plums, b cans, 81 80; lima beans, 2 D cans,
81 IS; cove oysters, l D cans, Light, 1901 %
cans, 81 40.
CHEEsE-We quote prime new Ohio and
Western factory lt ~ falYc according to quail
ity; New York cream. l6Ifal7c: Sweitzer, l2c.
DRIED FRUITS - Quiet and steady. We
quote Apples at 8S7c, Peaches SIC for prime
halves; Rrunes new &C. old &c; Ourrants
new TIC; RaiEns new, g 50; Valencia, new.
sKc.
EGos-Falr demand. wequote strictlytresh
at sal0c per dog.
FEAruERs-ln good demand; live geese
40a45c
Fnn-No small mackerel bbls., IS 90;
No. 8 medium mAckerel, 81 90; No. 2, 81 60a
eco.
FLOUR : Market firm. Patentsatn Clos
50 90. Jobbtng quotations are as follows
White wheat family 50 O0 rye -four IS rs.
FRUITS AND VEsETABLEs-0nnges per case,
IS sOa9 10; per box, 81 Is; lemons, per box,
81 60a5 90; cocoanuts, per 100, 81 O0a6 70;
cabbage Sl75a2 ~ per barrel; kale 81 50 per
barrel potatoes, 81 4Hal 90 per barrel; onions,
s. 90 per buShel; beets, per bushel, 60c; sweet
potatoes, per barrel, 81 00a4 Is; cranber-
rieS 50 00al0 0J per barrel; boxes s. 6Oa3 rs;
lcttace, 81 50 per 6ushel and 81 so per barrel;
radisbes, 800 per dvzen.
GRocERIEs : C9Sees, fair to good Rio at 16a
l6c,prime l7c, choice l9c, best roasted ISc,
yellowRlo 1910, Java 961lc. Syrups, common 25
aS0c prime S5A40c; choice 50; New Orleans
molasses, prime 65c, choice coo. Sugars, re-
6ned hard crushed i0Hc, granulated l0c, pow
dered lOkc A coffee exc B Sc,
low Q skc, golden q Ike. Riee, Carolina
choice TIC, New Orleans prime 7c.
GRAN-Good. Wequote prime red winter,
both milling and shipping, ut Sal 10. Corn
Is quoted at i5A60c, oats At 40c, and rye at Goa
zoe.
HAY-we quote baled at ST. oOa2o 90, and
loose at $l4 GOALS 10 amt dull.
HoMINY-Per barrel, s. rs.
HoNEY-Per ID. Sal0c.
NAILs-rhe card rates on nails, fence and
brads frUm l0d to God Is s. Is.
PoULrRY-Chickens 81 6Oal rs per dozen.
PR0vIsIOSs-The market for lard and pork
Is firm. Following are the current rates
Packages Tor msats field a follows Casks, 900 lbs
Half Casks 500 lbs TeFces $50 lbs Barrels go lbs
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-04-28

l. Whenever you goto see sick per-
son, never take brass baAd; brass bands
are mole or less expensive. If, however,
you take brass band with you, let each
man play q different air, finishing up
with Tam o'shanter, on the bass drum.
It is best to have this executed in the
room directly beneath the sick chamber.
2. Always ring the bell as though you
were trying to pull the back yard out by
the roots. Continue this until you get
seven or eight engines playing on the
house.
8. II you cau'tget out by the front
way, either knock out window, or go up
on the roof by the lightning rod. The
latter plan will enable you, il the house is
frame one, to kick all the boards loose,
and provide matinee for those in the
house. After you have reached the roof,
II you haven't strangled yourself with
profanity, cough up your false teeth and
yell down the scuttle for step ladder.
4. Always bear cheerful countenance.
Ifyou go into q sick room looking like a
thirty-iive cent chrome OF a Shawnee
cemetery, it will be apt TO throw damper
on the festivities.
5. Talk cheerfully. Commence by
saying that the Asiastic cholera has start.
ed on pleasure trip at reduced rates, and
that the hoop business is quite brisk; or
say that sevenly.fve tons OF ni!ro-glycer-
inc began business engagement near q
circus some place in New York, and that
the authorities in the principal cities have
been telegraphed to wait on the remains
as they arrive.
6. Talk as loud as you can, so that peo-
pie in the next township will think theo-
logical student, home on vacation, is keep.
ing bis lungs in training.
A few such rules as these kept in mind
during a visit 70 sick friend will be apt
70 prove beneficial, as it willirspire the
patient with more will and a stronger de-
termination to live and create sort OF q
vacuum in your iamily.-Cteveldtd Voice.