Richland beacon., 1880-05-22
FANCIES FOR THE FAIR.

ing As stately and handsome rs ever. She
holds herself a,OOf from general society.
WHEN a witty lady is asked her opin-
ion of mustaches her reply is that she
ALWAYS sets her face against them.
THERE is a young woman in Arkansas
20 sweet shat she has to wear a wire net
10 keep of the honey bees.
IT is estimated that a handsome
woman weeping before jury has more
effect in five minutes than two hours
talk.
Pecks .Sua has ascertained that the
bellies of Milwaukee decorate their cor
sets with little panel paintings, cui ids
heads, etc.
TIE lady who married Joaquin Mil
Ter gets nine parts Of mountain poetry
to one Of husband, saying nothing OF
long hair and slouch hat.
A new spring bonnet is called the
Nihilist." A "blow up" at the break
fast table is anticipated when tie hus-
band sees the bill for it.
WHEN good. looking Indiana girl has
the measles it always follows that from
seven to fifteen of the youn. men in the
neighbOrhOOd are soon taken down with
the same disease.
OLIVE LOGAN once demanded per-
nilsson TO enter a Masonic Lodge rs
representative of the women of
.ymcr;ca, but she is no longer the giddy
thing she was.
FASHIONABLE yellow Autumn flowers
are mounting with natural eveTlastings,
lin ed with little brown and straw
color, for the sake of the delicious Odor
they exhaie.
The newest cards for 4 o'clock tea
parties have the name of the hostess in
the centre, the date of the party in tine
lower left corner, and the street and
number in the right.
A MINNESOTA doctor charged wO.
man S75 for curing an ingrOwing toe
nail. She refused payment and stood
suit, but when the Jury saw her fO.t
they allowed the doctor $50 for the job.
JAPANESE girls never marry under
twenty says an exchange. Under
twenty! Well, that beats Salt Lake
City. The thought is enough to make
p,or Brigham Young turn over in his
>arcoPhagus.
lr is, perhaps, a curious fact that
none Of the greatest masters of ancient
art ever depicted the expression of the
female bather's face as she strikes out
f. shores with a crab in tOw.-AndreUs'
Ba-ar.
WHEN Mrs. Belvia lockwood, the
Washington lawyer, asks judge for
private interview, the latter, before grant
ing the request, makes her sign a paper
declaring she won't attempt to come
any leap-year tricks over him.
The Syracuse Sunday Times SAYS: " In
one lingering embrace they threw them
selves. Their lips clung together in an
apparently interminable kiss" IL was
bit of court plaster on her lips that
did it.
A new song has been published enti-
tied keep All Your Kisses Tor Me-"
The average cOquette weuld have a
splendid assortment at the end Of
summers CAM aign, if she Obeyed the
Injunction and placed them on ice till
they were called for.
IT was noticed recently tina. lady
who lost her husband and two children
.carc, ly shed a tear. When she saw
Jefferson play Rip Van Winkle" she
cried in all the pathetic parts. Turning
to friend she remarked: "And still
they say have no heart"
The girl that wants a lot Of elbow
room around the house is perfectly easy
when seated with her young han in a
buggy 70 narrow that a sheet of paper
would crowd them apart if it was in
serted between them. - Danietsonuitie
Sentinel
THE WEDDING PATH.
Along the wedding path were strown
so many buds and roses blown,
Their happy feet touched not q stone.
"You are my one idea,''
The gentle maiden sighed;
al am your t,ro-eye,l DEAR"
He laughingly replied.
Mrs. MARION HOPKINS, of San Fran
cisco, has bought for $500 japanese
baby-plant, species of lily growing four
feet high, with q blossom in which is
the perfect fac simile of the cunningest
little baby in the world, nude, with its
little arms and legs outs.retched, and its
eyes distinctly marked.
A WOMAN disappeared from Reading,
Penn, leaving the following note be.
hind her: ;'My Dear Husband: left
in peace and 10Y. My body will be found
by some one. Show this TO mother, and
give my love and kiss Gall. The lost
shall be found, and the dead rise. /
will meet you all again. had to do
this, but, dear Lew, I had no i'll feeling
against you." Dear Lew was greatly
grieved until he found out that his dear
wife was alive and we'll with another
man in Philadelphia.
Wrifim~ Maferials.