The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1880-12-23
CHRISTMAS HULOR,

AS the Christmas tree is bent 30
the youthful heart made glad.
CHR1sTMAs is the anniversary of dys-
pepsia's fowlest conspiracy against COM
fort.
HOSE more despised5 by. ittlo children
than the man who takes no stockin' Santa
Claus?
REMEMBER the barber, the bootblack
and the bartender Advice to Bach
elors.
SoME folks will hang up their stockings
Christmas eve, and some will hang up
the bartender.
The man who takes unto himself wife
on Christmas eve will be sure to have
well-flled stockings.
IT is said that child born on Christ
mas will always hate turkey and goose,
and lean towards Goldfish and bacon.
The small boy now puts in eight hours
day fattening his nose against the
windows of confectionery and toy stores.
Is Kriss Klngle alive, papa!''
Th- small boy said:
"Ah! yes. and kicking"
Said the iamil?'s head.
CHRISTMAS is rapidly coming this way,
and the young man with o No. 0 foot
will, as usual, be presented with pair: of
No. s slippers.
LISTEN to the sleigh-bclls Jingle!
See the merry snow-aakes minglel
How IL make our lif -blOsd linsle!
A royal Welcome 10 old Kriss Cringe!
Fiyou really desire to perpetrate
practical Joke upon your printer this
year just send him the amount OF your
subscription on Christmas.
WHAT time the holidays roll round,
The ba, boy, slill in frocks,
Led by the ear, To his ma draws near,
And tteth Ills Christmas box.
CHANG up the baby's stocking!"
shouts the Hackensack Repu6lican. We
want it distinctly understood that we
haven't any such appendages.
A YOUNG man who gave his girl $40
goldiwatch,last Christmas, married her
during: the summer, and now he thinks
the fpresentwas ''time" well spent
Now comes the season when the young
man, on an eight dollar salary, bothers
his brains to raise the stamps to get his
girl twenty dollar holiday present.
Kansas city Times.
CHRISTMAS falls on Saturday this year,
and severe storms are predicted. The
storm will likely break when the young
,sters wake mp and find their stockings
filled with chunks Of coal
I THE @eeEaing dawns, and the house
mold is awakened by the sound of drum
and fife. Butitisnotw Iti notthe sum-
nous TO go out and slaughter the zulns.
Nay, .,rethren, it is Cluistmas.-Mcay
Yorh Express.
"MAAp1A," said the little one, edo you
know what you are going to give me for
Christmas?" "Why yes" said the moth
er, "of course I know" "Well, for mer
cy's sake, don't tell me-" responded the
puss with great vehemence.
As OHR1snMAs approaches, the young
man who has been toasting his toes, and
lounging Oh the best parlor sofa, begins
to try and get up quarrel with his
young girl 80 as to escape bankrupting
himself Oh Chrs tmas present
Baltimore Every Saturday.
SHE tripped Ger the ushv crossing,
An aiu inch ine or Se"u so Of her a1: ankle ' D''
E1prsed to thepublc view.
The officer on theneKt corner.
Wasxstinctiy us ;., beard beard IL ,osay sy,oc,,
b hsve = sns seen ei't this c,ristmas day.
"slso aye the merry mistletoe,
tn. merry, merry mtsieIoe,
me Tne lnepiyl gi!,I.i"s mssIy Gonnb" mis''s'0e'
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NOV Gones s,,,'i;s w ie and donart us We
may mahe oIi 1eo 90 ou aoaraa ~ ~ a1;,pars %
lug, ieavo es re ssn;na - seI;1,,ooter I,s,5 ber,
nunOsti si;nnsse tbat ,Ysr nsr%ono snother
man, Hi2perS = ,,, f,ot footstene % treaa@o ] mre.
ts mno snan and - T;~n,. u- % l,rotIsrN NAV w;sb
teiieu tta.s ',.aa @nu ..+o,s .oJ MPonoc ,Sent-
tnsy mu:o 1I:,S. :. ..r1 ~, o,,a 'n n,othor
"ar Me:. % bard ,is reat viii nse