Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1880-01-25
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HEADoUARTERs-A pillow.
ARE book worms good for bait?
PRESENTS of mind-Bits of advice.
A BELLE wringer-A pretty laun-
dress.
SOME men pay attention who never
pay anything else.
WHEN a man goes into stock specu-
lation he aims at better life.
To AVOID the first wrong step, let
your first step be a right one.
THE writer whose pen is his shears is
the pride of the compositor's heart.
A MICHIGAN chiropodist offers tc
chirop with any man for 5000 side.
The swell young man wears two
watches when his time is not very
valuable.
WANTED to know-If a Havana CT
gar makes man i'll, will two make a
manila?
SOLITAIRE earrings are set so that no
gold is visible, and the diamond appears
as if suspended in air.
TRYING to do business without adver-
Using is Like winking at girl in the
dark. You may know what you are
doing. but nobody else does.
BALDHEADED persons are recon-
mended, by one who knows how it is
himself, to have spider painted on the
top of their heads in fy-time.
WHY tell a man that he lies like sixty?
Isn't it just as easy to say, Excuse me,
brother, but some of your statements
produce a tendency to embompoint on
the part of truth"
A CHANGE of base is always desid-
eratum to the small boy who is being
spanked.
THERE is nothing so charming as the
innocence of children. Mamma"
ssid 5-year-old, the other day, 81
wish you wouldn't leave me to take
care OF baby again. He was so bad 1
had to eat all the sponge cake and
two jars of raspberry jam to amuse
him."
GEN. GRANT confesses that the bo-
nan7a fellows of the Pacific coast are
the true princes of earth.
mo, THANK you; I never waltz; ma
says if any Of the young men want to
hug me they must do it on the sly; she
won't have them missing my dress up,
and leaving finger marks on my white
waist, SO long as she does the washing
and has to support me-"
"MR. SMITHERs, how can you sleep?
The sun has been up these two hours"
"Well, what if it has?" said Smithers.
"He goes to bed at dark, while I'm DIP
till after midnight"
NOTHING is so fatal to the romance of
kiss as to have your girl sneeze at the
very climax of OSCILLATION.
NEGLIGENCE to pay up newspaper
subscriptions amounts in the long run
to nothing short of an unremitting
effort to starve out the country editor.
IT is happy provision of nature that
people do not know when they lose
their senses, and fools do not miss the
absence of brains.
WHERE does the head of a pin go to
when it gets mixed up with fellows
collar? You can't miss the point, but
the head is neither on one side nor the
other.
To SAW and split wood, carry water,
coal, and wood, pillow, harrow and
thresh, and in cities sweep the streets,
are, says the Berlin TagWacht, among
the avocations of German women.
SHAKESPEARE never repeated. There
was little boy in Kentucky who re-
sembled the bard i'll this particular.
He very thoughtlessly twisted mules
tail.
No, GEORGE AUGUSTUS, trousseau"
is not the French for trousers. It is
the French for more things than you
could learn the names of in a month.
Get married, and you will know more
about it.
AN angry man should pull down his
choler.
The Hoosac tunnel is under the
Hoosac mountain, in Western Massa-
chusetts, and is four and three-fourths
miles long.
MANY of the people of Afghanistan
are as fair as Englishmen. The boys
are noted for being particularly hand
some.