The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1880-01-31
MIR. Nasty Delighted.
NV, AUGUSTA,
which is in state of Maine,) !
January 6, 1880.

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January 6, 1880.
we hev got 'em.
1her amt no doubt NV it.
hpf neetins NY jdee and facility NV
e4scooshen, the Maine plan lays all
VxSf the Moo York repeeting notion,
a''stis ez much sOoperior to the Mis-
sisslpDi idee ez daylite is to darknis.
Nalne is to Mississippi ez piano
Is ~ a jewsharp.
|. between the Main plan and the
ps1Q York plan NV repeeting there
.iht no more comparison than there
n between the Moo York Central
Il HIlroad and a Kentucky corduroy.
n The trouble about the Mississippi
plan Nv carryin the State for the
Democrasy is 700 hey to waste a
good deal NV money in powder and
shot, and there is suthin not alto.
gether pleasant in shootin a Radikel.
His wife and dawters alluz make a
fuss that is unpleasant, onless the
bystanders are sufficiently full to be
entirely oblivious, which in the very
nacher NV things, can't be for man
full enuff NV sodcorn whisky not to
feel sum scrt Nv pity for weepin
woman, cooden't hev the nerve to
shoot her husband at all. A slob-
bering woman isn't greeable object,
even to citizen of Yazoo.
The Moo York plan NV carryin a
eleckshun is open to the objeckshun
NV expense. The average voter will
hev SO much llkker and so much
money for every time he repeets, and
his leader hes got to be seen and he
must hev his whack with the rest to
kerry Dimekratik majority in the
City NV Moo York sufficient to drown
out the rest of the State is expen-
sive and troublesome thing.
But the kerryin NV Maine for the
Dimocrisy agin Republican major
ity wuz no trouble at all, and no ex-
pense or bother. All Governor Gar
celon did wuz to let the people vote,
he did not shoot Republicans ez we
do in Mississippi, or buy votes ez we
do in Moo York. There wuz no in
reference with the freedom OF the
poles-every man voted Wich he'd
ri Nr..4l;.,-@-.---i -----r--~.
the eleckshun, ez everybody will ad-
NIT. The Republicans went to bed
the mite NV the eieckshun feelin that
they had carried the state, and the
average Dimocrat conceded it.
None NV 'em knode the skeem that
wuz revolvin in the mind NV Garce
lon, the Napoleon of the Northeast.
The Republican electid to the Legis-
lacher found in a few days that he
wuzn't elected at all. In the returns
was found t's that hedn't been cross.
ed and is that hedn't been dOttid,
and he was thrOWd out becOz the re-
turns wuz defective. There wuz no
errors in the DemekratIc deestriks.
1t he'd been fixed that the t's shood
all be crossed and the is all dottid I;
but wo to the Republican deestriks
wher this important matter he'd been
keerlisly attended to. We hev the
Legisacher and the next Senator,
and the control NV the State.
Dmekrats of Moo York, stop buy
in yotes-there's a shorter way to
victry.
Dimekrats NV Mississippi, throw
away your shot-guns, AMI stop buyin
powder and slugs. A Yankee Dim
ekrat hez showd 700 better way of
beeting mejority. Violence and
bribery is played out-Garcelon hez
pinted out better way and cheaper.
Will he stand firm? The man
witch kin conceive slch a thing ought
to hev the stamina to kerry it out.
| know he will, L hev been with
him for some days, and eff he don't
| am no judge of human nacher,-uv
his kind.
Hallelocjy! see lite. 1t breaks
in the East. / hev an addishnel proof
Nv the trooth NV the Scriptures, for
is it not written that the wise men
cum from the East? 1t should hev
addid also. that great many NV the
recklis ones come from thesame seeks
shun.
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