New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1880-03-03
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

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SENSE AND NONSENSE.
Bone men never see . joke. lt
caroms on their intallect-N. 7. Had.
AsHORT negro resembles 4 vhito
man because he is not . tail black
NJ. Post.
The man who enjoys hearing SANDER
more than truth 10 the man 10 keen
away from.
HISTORY ought never to repeat iteeh.
Better thin0a Ara arnoctora e. "a -o.l6
,~o......a. - ssso WVA"A
Aoe0os'
not wisely, but to wheel.-Hockeneock
(N ~ Republicans.
MAss-MErr1Na resolutions .ne III.
jerked beef, always Ont Ana dried vhen
ased.-N. O. Rcoyuse.
If you want to take . man entirely bv
surprise, nominate him to the Office he
has been trying to get.
WHEN farmer takes apleasure trip,
why not write him down as an agricul.
tourlst7-C Cincinnati Commercial.
COUNSEL to witness)-" You're q
nice sort of fellow, you arer' Witness
~ ~ Ia say the same Of you, sir. only
I'm on oath.
The best way to pass counterfeit
money is to pass by 1t, and let some
other fellow shove it without knowing
what it is.-M. o. Rcayupe.
IHE old story of Romulus and Remus
being raised by . wolf is outdone every
day in Kentucky, where men are raised
by mules, sometimes fatally.
Wives Of great mon oft remind M.
We should pick our wives With caro-:
Half our nst s u1r ero Ue1 Of hs =,
~. 2. Graphic.
"HURRAH! be labers! the GREEN'S
above the rodv' exclaimed m lriah
patriot, as he saw . red haired man
with cabbage-leaf in his hat.
Tup ~, .h;,.. IN A..
she favored faw. Int h no. IT, ~. 80, ~
chief tha atar. w;nk a. 49, :. sa;--
on beneath them Ner gr,,e.. R.e 9.s
=,
ONH OF the dlsagreeable features
.oout oe'ns near-s'&nted IS that man
ID IN DANGER OF mlstaklng his wife for
announcer woman, and icing polite 70
no,.-Des 1Io'''eS ne9'See,'
fishANa leaos 10 Pnliosophy. An
angler has opportunity to spend .
wnole day thinking how wonderful .
tnlnR - man. and now poor thing
worm Is when 1t does not bring bite.
- .c''n a". =.
IN the savings bank acquires habits OF
industry and economy which are worth
~ mucn 10 nun as ne pays tne oirec-
oorS 1or gettlng away with his capital.
~: u f'cay"''e.
"FEMALE BARRIERS" said Snodgrass,
repeating paragraph announcement
ne had just read in the paper, 81 don't
believe in EN-" "Why not1" We
su; necn"so l IouAemoer wnas
tlouoio samson goI 'nto oy lettng
woman CUT MS nalr.
.oa. az % sm at noy horls denance INTO tho
teeth OF cholera morbus. and calmly
tha nSo's MS eleventn green apple; bue
. ao o" ;,'at a.. ' ;.I ous .aAes nun Ill tho
: a. n Jus. - - no were ml'a ana gen"
49, W. "''e prepared 70 60; IKE the ooy IN
no Ms;,,, nuhoay'ocnool oooks'-C"'cogo
'so''"e
i'R' BELLOWS said' recently: ~ new
er knew one man or woman who stead
NY evaded the house OF prayer and
Puo!lc worship on the Lords day-who
naoi'ually heglecteo IL and nad the.
~ o "u "n ~ ~ was neglecteu-that olo
~" ~ .o ns;a =. iie' ano oflng otner Peo'
P'o ~ si0A' =.
CHA"LEs, languidly drawled Jo-
sePhlne' looking up from her book,
= see one OF the new studies is trigo-
nometry. What is trigonometry1"
"Irigonometry,' replied Charles, toy
ing with al invalid mustache, els A.
ais the science OF pulling the trigger,
OF course. thought So" said Jo-
seph'ne' resuming her novel.
WHEN DIR. Nj. an eminent Church
of Scotland divine visited the Paris
Exhibition, an Irishmaa came running
up the street, CRYING: "Och blessings
on We, DIR. NJ. How ara vezf''
"I'm very WE'LL" replied the doctor.
rather dryly. "And when did ves
come to Parisp'' "Last week. Int
how do YOU come to know meP''
"Give me q shilling and ri tell vez. !"
The doctor, curious to know how tho
fellow found his name out. gave him
the shilling and was answered bv the
lrishman: "Sure. then. saw vonr
name on YOUR UMBRELLA
np.n,.u r E.n,,,o :. ..:...:-,.
wears did and hu ,rsdo 40 'n n':s,elsu
Rv reforanco ~ +ha az" o;,u d;p pssso.oi 5.
w;,i ho saan th.+ no w, ro.;Sa. e'o ~
corner Of Penn stroat and so otorS ~. .no
nue.. He served in tho 90 s-my ond AZ
inc his term ~ serv;ca s"aay. , 1 suas aut.
severe 80 . at'ack o! scarlet iever. when
h.;, 'e ,,,e;a Leit L'm no Iound that me-
a nn, i -; d hau oeen ioImerIy orignt
a;dnd n1 Ia eo'ol, was changed 70 de-
. s' sray. oeveral weeks ago ne en-
Ployeu 1on IA a. herman ESQ., young
lawyer ol enls c'ty. 10 make apPilca-
Ion LOT apenslon winch Is due him. The
spplica.lon, containing description
u me applicant as gray-haired man.
WAS GUY forwarded. and r Hartman