The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1880-05-21
PASSING SMILES.


The Guinea hen talks too much TO be
a good layer Ne,c Orleans Pioayune
A REMARK that always provokes
smile =" What will you takef''
A FIREMAN wants to know how 10
prevent hose from burstingf Don't
wear en-.
Whom shall we marrylh asls an
exchange. il you are man you will
marry woman.
In use OF sounding words men are
quite rash. They talk Of mystery, and
mean but bash.
EVE came silently into the world on
the first mans sleep year. She saw
him and Adam at once.
The man who hesitates ia lost, but
the woman who hesitates gets fresh
grip on her side of the argument.
THE Sunday Herald has long article
entitled Fr0ude on Bunyan.r We
congratulate Mr., Froude that the buDion
is not on him.
The difference between church or.
ganist and the catarrh is said 10 he that
the one knows the stops and the other
stops the nose. ,e
"A COUNTRY editor has written to his
member Of Congress that they must re-
move the tariff from paper pulp, adding
that he will get on tariff they don't.
AN observing butcher has discovered
that the man who can get along with
the least amount Of meat is the one who
insists on having the gratuitous liver.
ANEGRo, after gazing at some Chinese,
shook his head and solemnly said "If
de white folks be so dark rs dat out daT,
wonder what's de color oh de black
folks2'
THE most interesting letter in the al
phabet that we could ever appreciate y
kissing B.-Yes, and rs we have SAID
before, II is the sweetest How can we
letter BIZ @HH
MASSACHUSETTS deacons go out on
Sunday morning in sprinh in search of
the dainty and coy little trailing ar
butus and take home 4 handkerchief
full Of brook trout.
A MICHIGAN girl has been arrested
for carrying revolver. That Ia right.
| No female should be allowed 10 wear
bangs in her hip pocket Philadelphia
| Chronicle.
Few BARRIERS shave their own faces.
This is explained by the perfectly 'rea
sonable fact that no barber is foolish
enough to make himself the voluntary
victim of his own stories
IT il estimated that there are four
million Unmarried women in this c0un
| try. Every one of them lookssunder
the bed previous to retiring however,
and hopes to find man some time.
MAN may mash the stove apd things,
And black fond wiie'g eye; a4
And she may pound him with club,
But true love cannot die.
THE New England Farmer inquiries.
q What cows should farmers keep2 "
Fubbs suggested that they should keep
their own, as serious Inconvenience
often arises from a propensity to keep
those belonging to other folks.g
" IoE is ice, this year." exclaims an
exchange. We make note Of the fact
for fear that our readers may have
formed the impression that il was mo
lasses candy, or hash, or even baked
beams IL is best not TO let this com
munity grow npin darkness.
i q MANS lot lis not a happy one. No
sooner is he free from his, mothers
+ apron strings and slipper than he be-
comes the slave of some tyrant in pink
and white and marries. His wife then
bosses him until baby comes along,
and then the baby bosses the whole
family.
A CONTEMPORARY. contains a long
4 article entitled "The Effect Of Smoking
on Boys.n It IL not right TO smoke on
boys II imparts disagreeable odor to
their clothes, and when they go home
they arouse suspicious in the minds OF
their mothers which are ditboult to
eradicate.
" How many glasses did the Herr
Doctor drink, Gretchenf' asked q Ger
man landlord Of his daughter, on his
guest leaving the cellar, Eight,
father" replied the girl. "The ras-
cal y exclsfmed the irate host, why,
! he gave me strict orders never to drink
, more than threeW ~
Two young men were passing farm
house where a farmer was trying e
harness mule. Won't he draw q
, said one OF the horsemen. OF course
he will,n said the farmer. 2 He draw
the attention OF every fool that passes.
( n"MoTHER said the seyen-year-0ld sor
+ OF an energetic mother not thousand
miles from Rochester, the other day, al
/ / he watched her vigorous manipulation
I of kitchen utensil, you ought not tC
q 90 to heaven" 5f.., +. .i.s..s
3 %%rWhy Il y NOT, my sons' 81 il 4 a5su9prizse
Il manner.
= ssBecause, you would wear ont youl
= harp before eternity was half over, Wa
/, the quiet replyof The young philoso
pher. .aai