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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09
'I'N be Hangedif Z Do

Three jolly husbands, By the names
of Tim. Watson, Joe Brown and Bill
Walker, sat late one evening drinking
at a village tavern, until being we'll
'corned,' they agreed that each one, on
returning home, should do the FIRST
thing that his wife told him, lin default
of which he shculG Wv, next morning
pay the bill. .-
Walker and Brown were early at
their posts. but it was sometime before
Watson made his appearance. Walker
began frat. -----r------.----s--
You see, when L entered my house
the candle was out. and the fire gave
but glinering light. l came near
walking accidentally into pot ofbatter
that the pan cakes were to be made of
IN the morning. My wife, who was
dreadfully out Of humor at sitting up so
late, said to me, sarcastic ally;:
Bill do put your foot in the battery
Just as you say, Maggie said Land
without the least hesitation 1 put my
foot into the pot Of batter, and then
went to bed.'
Mex! Joe Brown told his story.
My wife had already retired to our
usual sleeping room, which adjolns lthe
kitchen, the door Of which was ajar,a
not beng able to navigate perfectly,
you know, I.made dreadful clatter-
ing among the household furniture, Eand
my wife, in no very pleasant tone,
bawled out: .-
DO break the porridgc pot, Joe 70
No sooner said than done. seized
bold Of tie bail of the pot, and striking
it against the chimney jamb. broke it
i. into a hundred pieces. After this
exploit 1 retired to rest, and got cur
tam lecture all night for my palms,
1t was now Tim Watson's turn TO
give an account Of himself, which he
did with a long face, as follows:
MY wife gave me the most unlucky
command IN the world, for l was
blundering up stairs in tho dark, when
she cried out:
DO break your rotten neck-de TimV
I'll be hanged it 1 do, Kate said /,
as I gathered myself up. I'd sooner
pay the bill, and so, landlord, here's
tie cash for you; and thlt is the last
time III ever risk five dollars on the
command of my wife,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

How THE FooLER WAS FOOLED
A party on the West Hill did not make
much By fooling his wife. When he
went home late, waiting until after
twelve O'Clock so as to play the joke,
be rang the door bell, and answered
" April fool" when she appeared at
the door. His wife laughed over the
Joke. and it was soon forgotten. About
two O'Clock in the morning our friend
vas awakened by his wife, who inform
ed him that there was something wrong
with the horse at the barn. She held
tse lamp while he went out to see'
AS soon as he had gone a short dis
lance, he "smelled a mice" and re-
turned to find the door locked. He
knocked, pounded, kicked, bnt it did no
Good. He went around 10 the bedroom
window and could hear his wife breath
ing regularly, as though quietly sleep
ing. He could not go down town iol
he was en- dishabille. Finally, tapping
on the window he gently called:
Dear y
Yes"
Let ME In"
"Will you promise never to try t(
April fool me againT
Yes"
"WilI you get me that new bonnet 7
q" Yes"
There was turning of bolts, an th'
man. whe had gone home happy viii
the thought of fooling his wife, passe'
in and retired. But we will wager ina
the party who informed US will die II he
is found 1t.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

One hundred and forty eight million
copies of the Bible, translated into 226
different languages and dialects, con-
stilutes one OF the achievements Of
foreign MISSIONS within the last hundred
wars 'rrl. r.ls3 re
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

When mans wife comes IN, sees
him with razsr in hand and his face all
lathered, and smllinglY asks him, Are
YOU shaying?' It's a provoking thing 10
him 10 reply in a surly tone, No, l An
Hacking the stove.' ...'.s.1 r ,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

1 have found nothing yet which re-
quircs more courage and independence,
than to rise even little but decidedly
above the par of the religious world
around us. Surely, the way in which
we commonly go on is not the way o.
self denial and sacrifice and cross bear
ing which the New Testament talks Of
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

Mrs. G. told her baby daughter that
she was going into halt mourning ior
her sister.ln-law.
.why half mournlng!' asked the
child is aunty only half dead p
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

Let young gentleman and young
lady try the following scientific expert
ment: A galyanic battery is set in
motion, and while he takes one handle
in one of his hands she takes the other
IN one of hers. Then let them softly
kiss each other. This Is an improve
ment on the Brooklyn style, and II
brings out all the fireworks there are in
the two loving souls. "a
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

The body Of our prayer is the sum
Of our duty; and we must ask Of God
whatsoever we need we must labor
for all that we ask.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

A fellow stopped a.a hotelin Lead
Willie, and the landlord charged him "
day for five days. Didn't you make
a mistake p No. SAID the landlord.
Yes, you did; you thought you got all
the money.I had, but ycuare mistaken
| have a whole purse full In another
pocket
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09
P O & I'll C AL
BRIU-A. BRAC.

They met. Deep in the starry depths
OF August's cloudless sky,
Fair Luna trod her golden path
In matchless majesty;
The cricket chirpsd, the freely
Pursued his fitful dance;
Twas In the slumbrous, balmy night
That those two met-by chance.
They met. She WAS tender thing
With lustrous, shining eye,
And down the garden path she moyed
Warbling sweet melody,
He paused to listen. On she sped
with footballs soft and light.
They met upon that tennis lawn,
That peaceful summer night.
with throbbing pulse and boating heart,
He spoke in accents low,
Into her glanciug eyes there came
A stronger, deeper glow.
Then up the apple tree she swarmsd,
And there, yindictlve spat,
For these two we're nv bull-pup ana
NV ne1t-door neighbor's cat.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

what's the difference between the
ws.ther aud baby' One never rains
bot Il uoars, and the other never pains
hntitroars. ,iT .ssnl "a
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

The character and reward Of the true
christian is not furnished nor destroyed
by the railings and scofings ot the wick
ed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

Why does a dentist pull a trouble.
some tooths Because the ylctim eAa'
ache It out himself.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09
NoTARIES PUBLIC.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.

DAVIS D1sr.-Dr. G. A. Brown, obed Funk and
ST sToSrTALL.-J. II. Grahil, Eli Coffelt, snowden
whitaker. ,., u.,oIi.-
Levi II. Cullers. u ,a.. 7
MAplsov.-samuel C, Campbell James D.
Coffmau, Samuel Rinker- r,- 1.ooA
AsaBY-Saml. Hamnarl, Samuel Kingree, 1se0l
LTE.-CAristian shirl ey, D. P. zrkle, John ID
Pence
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-06-09

Don't attempt to read any volumes
Of smoke. They are sure 10 blind yeu'
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Professional Cards.
, 1880-02-04
THE CENSUS OF 1880.
The Various officials WHO VIII Manage
tho Esusln1Hs.

l'htta4etphia prtss.
The original scope Of tho decennial census
went no further than tic obtaining basis
for political representation and direct taxA-
ton This, however, las been gradually
enlarged until now 1t is intended to
include all manner Of social, vitnl,
nnd Industrial statistics. Heretofore
tho United States Marsl,nls, whatever
1.aight or might not bo their qualifications for
this particular work, performed this duty OF
supervising tho CENSUS, and the ordinary
cnumcraturs woro charged with the collcc-
tIolls Of special statistics ns we'll. This
method resulted in 1870 lii sucll imperfect IT.
turl,s and obvious errors that n.iy of tho
statistics COLLECTED were rejected rs utterly
nntrustworthy. Under. tho new law
special auperyis?rs will " Appolnttd
districts, 'I hiii n.nfy A sussss W u is staiis
tlcaI i,ulnIry will be placed ln the. l,ntn!s
u experts AiMl speca! Agenls. Gen. Francis
a. Walker, Superintendent Of the ccsIsus, be-
Ills chrf assistnnt IS 4. ". ssaton, Vic wis WIS
sus of 1875. At, tho ol'lco, in Washington!
thirty Or forty clerks nrr already empltyett
lext JUNG. pruf: baird, Secretary Of tl.u
Smithsonian Institution mid President OF
tho United :States Fish Commission, will
naye tie direction Of q eonprei.ensIye
1lsheries .lld tho fishing population OF tho
scientific direction Ut thv investigation into
ti.s gq,d ND silyss InlnlnF of to county.
glneering In Columbia GUltrge, New York, il
tho special agent fur thu purposu Ut oltulll-
Ing the statistics Ut power and lngehtnery
inleyea IN pseusttIyS ct ;o iaSstIy sny & E1t Il
Commissioners of Public Charities, l,.s
ani 9inmb, biIMl. insane ald iGlotic, a,i
a S es's saDnstion 81 liz s5sa III snsts SSssf1 5
j., of Nho!te Island. Thu collection Ut stt..
tlstics III relation t.! luNllufactnreall AEricu-
ture ling bsua assiY1led 70 spesial asal,ts; y
Of wool, to GeorKu Willlaln Ii9nsi, of Doston !;
tho buliIlng:stoilcs ot tho United States altl
NewSSy1ay. NJ SSaayt'f y ae@ aSs'5Ss osr T. itSf ts mimi: III Z:
o. Philalelpilla; sl!tt,buIldlug, to joiiii
Lynch, Of p0rtla',d, Me;; the ulanHfartMtes
burg; tlo nIHnutaet .ues u silks 10 =. ..
a!isiry 70 Prot. y. S. SarseHt, Of Brookilne,
Mass. The subject of SottSn I1lr EnltnIs l't1
ths UniyersIt, Of California, who Is ,tssste!l
by scvernl enllnent agricutnrlsts RAd geot
44ylsts; uMt 81 tho production " cereals q
school Of Yalu College; tiut Ut forestr,
70 Prof, q. s. SarguIt, Ut Brook
line, Mass; that Of orchard
fruits, tobacco. and hn],a to J. r. Dodge, Ol
Washington, u: t., and that OF meat pr0.iuc
ton II, thu EraxllsK States a1,u Territories til
GMrenev Gord9'. OF Nrwhurg. n. \. Sl1;
r!al attention will le paid to thu ubtnInlng ul
vital Statistics. fhls IL to include infornlu
tton respecting rnige nl.d degree Ut vir.lIe,lcc
ufrcrta!n fAtul diseases, alld tho rate vi tll0r.
ta!ity in one sectluN as e0IHpnreu with Atl
:Ians and surgeons throughout tio ct,Iiitss a,
Is solicited In this department ot Inquiry.
, 1880-02-04
HORACE TH0MPS0N'S WILL.
RtxeL1k lHsrlkeh IN TT.d fhictLno IftbuttE,

ST. P.tuIp Mlnn., Feb. 3.-The will Of
Horace Thompson WIS filed for probate to-
ttAy. lie leaves Ills widow tllelr homestead,
witt. furniture, horses, carriages, etc., anil
500 600 In cash or securities, Us Hllo May
prufer., rha remainder OF his estate Is Ill
vided Into four equal .pnrts, une .eaell fot
Ills wI!low,. Ills ,s19s Horace md chnrlcs.
Miss Miller, Mic viii ivcelyn lerilals saU,oo
under tho will, IL thu ttnughtur Ut u poor
{iorIlnn fa,nily IN this city. Bho anterc4t tic
Thompson family As nurse OIL t1s occasion,
ot tho serious illness OF u yopngcr sop, mud
hnv,. itf4
, 1880-02-04
lIA11NlERING HAYT.
The Board of indian Commission.
ers in New York Discuss
Aayt's Case,
And Draw Up Their Report Sub"
stnntiatfrig Fisl<'s Charge
OF NInlticnsnnco.
The Mine Operations - Hammond's
Connection Therewith-A Sum-
mary Of the Document.
spte.a, Dt,pn,eh to The Chicago Tribune.

4
NEW Yuisk, Feb. y.-Thc Tribune will to-
morrow publish the following: Tho Board
OF Indlnn Commissioners, a. G Drnyton.
Chairman, Clinton u. Fisk, William Stick
ncy, r. NJ. Kingsley, William II. Lyon, Davfd
II. jerome, e. II. Tuttlc, alltl A. X. Smiley,
met Mt the Fiftl, Avenue Hotel to-tlny. The
principal business before the board was the
consideration Of tho report OF It's lnvestigat-
Ing Coln11Ettro on the charges preferred
nE,,inst Mr.. 1Inyt, ex-Commissioner OF
Indian Affairs, In connection with tho
Arizona mines scandal. The Committee Is
composed of Commissioner o. C. 13arstow,
A.. K, Smiley, and William Stick
uey. Messrs. Smiley and Stickney
unite III the report, Commissioner
l,urstow takes exception TO some OF the minor
points, but will, It Is understood, unite with
his colleagues iii the main. Tho rcport Is q
voluMtnous document md corroborntes Ill
detail! the charges TINT haye been published
In the Tribune agalnss Commissioner llayt
and those connected with the San Carlos Ill
dfan Agency.
IT Is BLOWN
TINT the proceedings which had been begun
ngainst Henry L. Hart, tho Agent at tile Sun
Carlos Agency, were suddenly discontinued,
and TINT tho atlidavlts ngninst Hart were
never luINuINcO W tuC 0cRAa tmGII VI hu'-
tlec until Gen. Tlsk's clnrges were
shows that Commissioner iInyt was
corresponding with Inspector Hammond,
WHO llnd breu sent out 0stGnsibly to ilvesti-
gate the oiltclal conduct Of l1nyt with refer
ence to tho purchase OF the silver mine, aid
that the Commissioners own SOIL, Etwnrd
Knapp lIayt, WIS sent 10 San Carlos, under
the l,an,c Ut Edward Knapp, to nuke tho
purchase,
WHILE YOUNG 1tAYT
was on the why Inspector Hammond telc-
trnphed TO know who WIS coming out, AlN!
received Ii reply fron: Commissioner llnyt
TINT he would know the persull when he SAW
him.
Tile full text Of the report will probably 10
made public Wednesday. Ex-Cominsssloner
Hayt, accompanied by his COUNSEL, Judge
1}cdlee, OF New Jersey, was before tho Board
last evening. lie was questioned very closely
concerning his connection with thu Arlzona
Mine and tho other matters Mt the San Carlos
Agency, which lave been Investigated, cs-
rccIally the part ulleged to have been taken
by Ills son iii tho transactions.
HE DECLINED TO ANSWER
many Of tho questions, and asked the prlvt-
lcge Of bringing witnesses to ald Ills side of
the question. This, after discussion, wns
granted. Mr.. Ilayt's counsel nude thu point
position rs Int!!an Commissioner, the ]urls~
uict{ejI 0f the Buard llttd ceased.
Gen. Fisk l..s received letter from the
Secretary Df the Interior. referring tu tho
following Is an a1stract:. II find statements
In the p.ipcrs tllat had sald the natter Itl'
vestig1.teti in consequence uf your pubIlctt,
tions hue! nothing y 10 with tho removal 81 q
, 1880-02-04

Henry I.ear, Patrlot. O., wsites: II WIS tAkcn
sick list Wednesday with u vury ssyrrc rhp,l-
!@!tp ilaiY i, lny left shoulders x;.s W unwsl
he'd. iiuyll,s hsaf4i 0f tho cl,rltlvs qualitica II
1t. Jae.,s Oh. concluded tu try It. The tllst
application brought relief, uid on tllu suhh,-
recommend tits caccllcAt remedy 10 uA an!le.-
erx Will Rheumatism.
, 1880-02-04

FiVtN lsFfMts Mff{ef1ltAl MfNN0lFy.
One dRy at II. Cnll,! hu h4l hAH a t!Angrr0Ils
fal!,-h0 hnu boell tht1,wr from, u eMrrln9u on!O
u post which hul ne4rly entureal his sl!'Inacli,
liz answered with thu utulost xsuvity; VI ycs-
,erlly Conplvtel my experIs,unts oII tho power
Ut thu will. When my stutaAgh WIS Injured,
felt life escapng frt, nv: ltl t,lily lust tlli,e
IL say TO lhysrIf th4t would not dt, and M,n
utlyV, Any ono u!sa wnula hatu l!rl."
, 1880-02-04

,,....,,, .,n mn .,I 10 nm
s!Fafs s!a fs' werX X M f%% ss Ss ts.ssSi
Ine % %,aGtory WtSn san J., ~ ~ ,', aSIn 9 % ~Ms
iWKeM ~ ~ n:W ~ .s,u enW1 XII r n 'i 1,a
',"a,, rtc, III vii, !" immv nn,N inr,,,vu viii,
open, @ Mr. Wherfer was ut once notiiletI.
i'o g. uolieee S et'S to woIF hi: upon' N N''' ~ ~
Etn s,riSS we S H. oor io; Msy'isn1 yfisH,
my morning aaomR NMa MI Stpest Meaf f1d, GYMNASIUM. h.
a,, Mss lst 5'cEathn,r ~ ~" nnntnining ,hn,t as
a!, m on INV ,,",,ors ~ ~ ro1ma ~ n,v
ss'' G,,n ,"ve "a the ~" nw,,nr shc fon,v"d him y
me ,ert S",n ,'istnn,o h,,t },a tmni," oa"n,,o.f
ui south OH Throop street. .sho deecrsbcs lin
rrd.isli' con,plexiS,,, iargo iouth and nlper
lf), md clnd III n fntlcd brown Overcuat, silk
cup with broad peuk, md dark suit.
--
nm a., AnnEsrs: !; :,I $. :, ., :. , ,>.,.
oner nt Tue Iwenty,seeo'u , s'tees stal,oh sl,,
cltnrgctt with hnstart'y ny Henrietta Marks
lie snys le will mend tho difficulty lii 4 nlar-
rIace liccrse,
A saloon Mt No. III Third avenue, kent by
Ross \ Powers, has been gan'nE Ing! oneny!a. me.
De 1otorieiy recently, ns hVnvn,E,o''t Vv,9, Tor
NOTORIOUS tieyes. ~, netScttycs 4,; Wley; AM
sleln lcioaI .1. H. a. y '"u nst,,ra uSsES.s s'e1o
upon tnc piace insl h'Kl!t' M.u GA9lett tne,G .
f"v fs,,a5 lsiKUte IMan IN wei Iown S1eSeS TO t @ n.
!lce az eIl'nl''"'s' "a ""cn '"feef "''"i WIS
expected.
Oscar Work, wellknown colorcd thief,
wits lust evening run In ut tho
Mcdonald. III Ills possession we're
fnutt1 tlp fnltpW1tp. {}nn Nnck-ef,nt 1nnf(g nv
, 1880-02-04
BoYsf WFuu.n

NOTT11tQSFn HesHHss ,n ,,n0rX e4[H1
Two snall boys, aged aeoat ~ KIM NV. sua.s
started tut fcw Inornlnyi Anc9 - r.,
with one eye blackune.l, his nose ssxsi',i!y tot
fco scratched, md h!s Trousers tTign.iSt rSt, ~.
lls said with spaEkle ~ hts aaIia9u tT, uthvr "
went homo with clothes clvan ard H. ~ Gv uaf.
pulr, nut scratch on hls person. ~. ~, Ut aL
Injured that he "dldn't hafu my toA
Boys atu burn that way.
, 1880-02-04
LOCAL CRIME.

r ~ ~
-
THAT NICE uOANDEK.
nv wov of yarle,y tl,o policc Yesterday did
little citectsVe WORK, II solhe'nhe slhco
my lias been done, md now that they have
their hands IN they ought to be Rblo To keep
Il IN. TLc most notable CAPTURE was
ulat Of mys.eF'oos % pefsonngo .a,,s, ShoMa W..
as Tom Col''hs, whose spee'a'ly n,1s M
been 10 p1nndcr boar.lnE-honscs. lilo
,lIl his work III skillful manner, and hns
se police detection @ .nss ,oT nsafiy rixn, ot n. ~
WHICH t'iao ho 1le piannua'e p1v" s.t.,.'.'.
tngs nlld boardli'B-tlOtlses almost ~ltholst
number OF ut least from $1,000 to ~, 600
worth of ,ewclry md fine rntment- Tho
pressed by tho police, but TIL; Tisll'tNE from
timp to tiMo Inns contained items wli'c'l
showed cxaotly how t''ls sharper was work.
.'s, n'' .,n,"r,',,or ~ hin nd ono ,y,on,
!nll'to uescrlp,Io' u ', ',I.' =, , uno "e' ~.
bonrdlng-louse Keepers shon'tt LOOK OUT lor.
Sngulnrly enough, warnings iii sncli cases
uf yalunbles. Last. week hu changed quar-
tcrs from the South to tic West, Division,
anti for startcr first struck Mr., Treninino's
residence, NJ. " Lonlll1S H. stfeel W,,lcl ~ & lIe
Fuuntcicu " nuons SAfeU" "oAs'A ~ ~'"e''s
it's ilcetlless, to say THAT Can't. McGarigle2
wns ll,nd when lie heard of thy r0bbcry, md
he Mt once began planning for the capture. Of
the lnArnlltlcr. by computing notes On tho
,lnI,lgs OF thu fellow in tsle South an1 North
Divisions IL was ascertAineu tint tue ttiiet
lind becM answering advertisements II tue
daily papers, alit! l!9d also beei1 advertising
hlnSslt Inv orinE apsr BE- Inserted III
men in the district bonntc! by Greeil, Gar
iext next t,y tic "nd" was changed for q dit
fercnt locNltty. But rs all tho PLACES
beaten were regular advertisers, the police
concluded to cntcli litlI', w nUtl1yliiR aatly
those who advertised tn bcWare ol the beat.
antl also Furnished them with 2 t uescrlpts9l , y
proceed In notifying tho police s'!0ill! stlell 2
lnul, turn up. rhc trip did not work Pr
until last night. The police, III giving nottfl-
cations, called about 7 O'Clock lust evening
at thu l,o,lso of Mrs. Anderson, No. Al North
| Ashland avenue, whose advertisement. was
one OF II number clipped from yesterday's
Daily Ne,rs. About VI, hour later Mrs. AM
isrsom ssnt t% %ofd tS Hs stto @ IT t Il" ,s '
anil arrested him, Alll Mt the station llg
was, readily identified as tom Collins"
At tho house lie gave tho llnmg Of Jkllles llui-
llDud, n,ll ut tho stnti0n Janes Ryan, but lle
said lie had II hundred liancs, md tho Iiu'lto
| given him by tho police IL doubtless Us good
| is any other.
Upon senrclling him there were found II IN
lnents cut from tho newspapers, a
letter or twO, pearl cross, and y
pair of tine gold earrings, n,ltl
| several other articles Ut joWelry- IllG lnttur
, 1880-02-04
FINANCIAL RUMOR,

NEW YonE. Feb, 3.-!UMtavorablo reports
were circulated to4lay us to tho condition Of
the l'rutluce bunk, but the officials ot tl,at
Institution say tl,at II is perfectly solvent,
allI will continue business.
, 1880-02-04

he l,atl Ind eno,sgl, Of secklng bubble rcpu-
iierr,l,n,,ti l.aa offered as high MS s5U night
10 n,,yuno willing 10 perform tho fcnt. tho llc
SIRED human pruiectlte has fhllett to put In
ali Ai}l1GArlllGt. u III. ii.
, 1880-02-04
Lord Btrungford'n Quaint Proposal,

When Lord BtrnngfuI,l aat dawn 10 cs1tlcise II
hunk uf travels by AItss Beaufort. he little
ynlte,s s,lllorcss: i" I wiz thinking tho Dthpr
lMy HuJut II communication from, the EMperlr
t.,Ilrst u request for e,pics OF thu hnly backs
VI tha Chflstl4lls, Rn1 ln xhluh thu fVIvx-