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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-07-27
cOurtlnu a Doctress.

MISS MARY FLYNN was studying
Ifl medicine and being courted at the
same time. Mr.. William Budd was at
tending to the latter part of the business.
One evening while they were sitting in
the front parlor, Mr. Budd was thinking
how he should manage to propose. Miss
Flynn was explaining certain physio-
logical facts to him.
Do you know" she said, &C that
thousands of persons are actually ignor-
ant that they smell with their olfactory
peduncle ?'
''Millions of 'em," replied Mr.. Budd.
"And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe
me when told her she couldn't wink
without sphincter muscle ~
How unreasonable"
Why, person cannot kiss with out
a sphincter ~
"Indeed ~
ST know it is so.'
May try If can ~
"Oh, Mr.. Budd, 1t is too bad for you
to make light of such subject"
Mr.. Budd seized her hand and kissed
it. She permitted 1t to remain in his
grasp.
81 didn't notice" ne said, whether
a-a-what you call it2-a sphincter
helped me then or not. Let me try
again."
Then he tried again, and while he
held her hand she explained to him
about the muscles of that portion of the
human body.
1t is remarkable how much you
know about such things" said Mr.. Budd
-"really wonderful. Now, for exam
pie, what is the bone at the back of the
head called2'
Why, the occipital bone, of course"
"And what are the names of the
muscles of the arm ?''
"The spiralis and the infra-spiralis,
among others"
swell, now let me show you what /
mean. When L put my infra-spiralis
around your waist, so, is it your occipital
bone that rests upon my shoulderblade,
in this way ?''
"My back hair primarily, but the
occlpital bone of course, afterward. But
oh, Mr.. Budd, suppose pa should come
in and see us 7"
Let him come Who cares ?'' said
Mr.. Budd, boldly. "I think I'll exer-
else sphincter again and take kiss.
"Mr. Budd, how can you ?" said
Miss Flynn, after he had performed the
feat.
"Don't you call me Mr.. Budd; call
me Wille," he said, drawing her closer.
"You accept me, don't your 1 know
you do, darling"
"Willie," whispered Miss Flynn
family.
"What, darling?"
{" can hear your heart beat"
:" 1t beats only for you, my angel"
"And 1t sounds to me out of order.
The ventrlcular contraction is not uni
form.''
"Small wonder for that when it's
bursting for joy"
"You must put yourself under treat
ment for it. will give you some med.
icine."
Its your own property, darling; do
what you please with it. But somehow
the sphincter operation is the one that
strikes me most favorably. Let us see
how it works again"
"But why proceedS The old, old
story was told again, and the old, old
performance of the muscles of Mr..
Budd's mouth enacted again and again,
and wedding followed, of course"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1880-07-27

g. The best rules for young man to
follow are to talk little, to hear much, TO
reflect alone upon what has passed in
company, to o>dlstrust ones own opin-
ions, and value those of others that de-
serve it.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07

tvo houses, and Mr.. English, as a mem
ha-of that committee, submitted q Dill
vh7ch provided for the submission OF
Tho onestion Of the admission OF Kansas
under the Lecompton constitution TO a q
vote of the people of Kansas. The OIL
was accepted by both branches OF Con-
gress, and it became law.
This aet referred the question back to
the people of Kansas, and they voted
oeainst admission under the Lecompton
constitution. After the passage OF this
hin President Buchanan offered Mr.
English an importantposition in his ao-
7ninistration, and g. similar offer was
msde b7 President Johnson, with whom
Mr., English had been in the House OF
Representatives; but both offers were
declined. Of the two Senators ano
eleven Representatives constituting the
indiana delegation in the Thirty-thlro
Congress, only Mr.. English and Thomas
a. Hendricks are living.
His election for the fourth tlme' III
1883, was by larger majority tnan
ever. although few Democratic con-
oressmsn were elected in the North in
that campaign. Heattendedthe Charles
ION convention, not as q delegate out
in the capacity Of peacemaker. Be-
fore the close of the convention ne re-
turned to Washington. discouraged by
the poor prospect for harmony.
In 1858 he founded the First National
bank of Indianapolis, one of the hrst to
be organized under the national bank
ing system, and the first to get its issue
in circulation, and became its PRESIDENT
holding that Office till July, 1877, when
he retired from active business. HIS
position in regard to the question OF the
national finances is sufficiently setfortn
inan interview which he gave while ne
was president of the Indianapolis bank.
He said:
at want our money to rank with the
same standard recognized by all the
crest commercial Interests OF the Wor!o
want no deprc cciated or unredeenaole
nsner forced upon our people: l want
The laboring man when pay day comes
to he paid in real dollars that will pur..
chase lust as much of the necessarles OF
life as the dollars paid to the bondhold--
ers or oficeholders, and with as great
purchasing power as the best money in
fhe best markets Of the world. Honesty,
il my Judgment, is the best policy, in
finance and politics, as well as in morals
generally, and, if politicians would take
half as much trouble to instruct and en-
Iiehten the masses, IS they do take ao-
vantage of their supposed prejuolces, II
would be far better"
Mr. English is first cousin OF Mrs:
Norvin Green, wife of the president Of
the Western Union Telegraph Company.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07
The Phj1osonhica1 society. of GLASGOW

The Philosophical society, of GLASGOW
10 to hold an exhibition Of gas ap paratus
sn large scale next autumn, and it is
intended also to make q display at the
same time of the apparatus which will
illustrate the progress made in electric
lighting, in telephone communication,
in the manufacture of mineral oils, in
water measurement and regulation, IN
hydraulic engines, in heating and Ventl-
lation, etc. There can be no doubt that
this exhibition, taking up, as it means
to do some of the most important prob
lens to which mans attention is given
at present, will prove of great service to
those who have to deal practically with
sanitary appliances.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07
nv Little WOmano


A hcmely cottage, ouaint and old,F
It's thatch grown thick with green and gol
And wind-sown grasses;
Unchanged it stands in sun and rain,
And seldom through the quiet Lane
A tootstep passes.
Yet here my little woman dwelt,
And saw the shcoud Of winter melt
From meads and fllows;
And heard the yellow-hammer sing
A tiny welcome to the spring
From budding salows.!
She saw the early morning sky
Blush with a tender wid-rose dye
Above the larches;
And watched the crimson sunset burn
Behind the summer plumes Of fern
in woodland arches.
My Lille woman gone away
10 tia; tar land which knows, they say,
No more sun-setting!
lwcnder il her gentle soul,
Securely resting al the goal,
Has learnt forgetting!
NV heart wakes up and cries IN vain,
She gave me love, gave her pain
While ebo uoe LIVING.
know not when her spirit fed,
But those who stood beside her saie
She died forg;ving.
Nv dove has found better rest,
And yet 7 love the empty nest
She left neglected;
tread the very path she trod,
And ask-in her new home with sod,
Am expected?
lit were but the Fathers will,
To let me know she loves me still,
This aching sorrow
Would turn to hope, and I could say,
Perchance she whispers, day by day,
"He comes tomorrow"
Iinger in the silent Lane,
And high above the clover plain
The clouds are liven;
Across Gne fields she used to know
The light breaks, end the wind sighs low,
"Loved and forgiven"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07

James Fisk, Of Brattleboro, Vermont,
the father OF James Fisk, Jr., has gone
to Michigan to enter the show business.
His show is unique affair, combining
eoluen chariot and . tent for holding
religious meetings and for exhibiting q
harness which Ne has invented.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07

"Why is it, writes Lillian Maud
poutingly to an exchange, why is It
that al the nice men are engaged?"
They're not, Lillian, they're not. Several
of US are still in maiden meditation
fancy free. Was there anything in par
ticular that you wanted to know for?-
RocklanG CoalTieT.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1880-07-07

4 rat poison is advertised that will
make rats 90 away to neighbor's house
and die. It fills want long felt.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-29
the Great ENGLI.H REMEDY

Is a never.failing cure for ner-
vous debility, exhausted vital
ity, seminal weakness, sper-
matorrhea, Los 4 M AN
HOOD, impotency, paralysis,
and all the terrible effects of
self-abuse. youthful follies and
and excuses in maturer years
such as loss of memory, las
situde, nocturnal emission, "a
version to society, dimness Of
vision, rois,s in the head, the
vital fluid passing unobserved
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-29

and death. u..
DT, MINTIE will agree to forfeit FIVE HanaTsd
s,ollars for a case Of this kind the VITAL hEsiOH-
ALIVE der his special advice and reatment VIII moi
cure for anything impure OF injurious found IN II: IN
MINUTE treats all Private Diseases successfully without
mercury Consultation f"~e Thorough examine
ton and advice including analysis Of urine, 8 co. Price
Of Vital Restorative IS 90 bettle or four n1e e
the quantity SO sent to address upon receipt OF
price or c. g. D. from observation and in private
name il desired by 4. Il. M1NFlE' NJ. u:
III Kearney Street, San francisco. ca.
DIR. MINTIE,s KIDNEY REMEDY. NEPH-
RETICUM cures all kinds Of Kidney and Bladder com
plants Genorrhea Gleet Leucorrh9a For sale by r
Foster and Geo. c. Thaxter Druggists Carson City $o
a bottle, six bottles for s. o.
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and B1LiOUS cure
in the market For sale By B. r. Foster and George u
Thaxter druggists, Carson City. mhl'-F
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-29

BOSTON BAKERY.
Adams Block, North Ca-son Street.
'INH UNDERSIGNED WISHES TO CALL THE AT
tention of the public % the fact that he is bette
prepared than to fill all orders pertaining his bust
ness am prepared to furnish
MILK BREAD. BROWN BREAD,
FRENCH BREAD.
And everything Of the kind to the business
Also always hand fresh
PIES and CAKE8
OF all descriptions
THE FINEST SELECTED AND FRESHEST
STOCK OF CONFECTIONERY:
IN THE CITY.
Reans and Brown Bread ordered Friday, will BE- tde
v. 'el to any part of the cit, Sunday morning.
N.Y.. III. SCHNEIDER. Proprietor.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1880-05-29
new YORK weekly HERALD.
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FOREIGN NEWS
Embraces special DISPATCHES from all quarters Of the
xlobe. Under the head of
AMERICAN NEWS
Are given Geographic dispatches Of the week from all
parts Of the Union. This feature alone makes the
WEEKLY HERtLD
The valuable chronicle in the world, it is the
cal News embracing complete and comprehensive dis
patches from Washington including full reports Of the
FARM DEPARTMENT
OF the WEEKLY HERALD gives the latest we'll as the
practical suggestions and discoveries relating t" the duties
Of the farmer, hints for raising cattle, poultry grains
trees vegetables etc. with suggestions for keeping buih
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by wo edited department widely copied, under the
The HOME.
Giving recipes practical Dishes hints for making cloth
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in this department practically tested by experts before
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Pandents on the very latest fashions The Home Depart
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Sporting 1t home and abroad, together with
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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

WRcx 40 Aave secxycd good goveyn-
mont in soscss snd coxsties, most Of
the objects # government are gained.
In tie ascending scale Of rank, in the
dsscsndsss scale Of Importance, Is the
Legislature, svhiek 4, o. should be,
limited to State affairs. Its greatest
sCisdom Is skorn By the snsas9sst
assoxxt Of lesislation, and its strong
est claims for gratitude groa0 oxt Of
oshat Il does not do.-CEx-GovER.
NOR HoRATIo SEYMOUR.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
BELLEVUE, La,
Thursday, January Is, 1880.
OUR PLATFORM.

"Ihe functions ,ehsch zoe exercise
are committed to us as a sacred tyWst.
The Government rhich zee control as
public officers Is not oar own, 1t be-
longs to those ,oko placed us here. The
losgs sse enact do not cypress oar soill,
they are the vo;ccs Of tie people. The
money pkick zoe handle belongs to
them and not 10 as. We can only take
it from tbem for the legitimate er-
penses Of Government. More than
this il robbery. Official generosity Is
Official crime, Every needless ta1
oats come comfort from a thousand
homes. 1t means less food, less fuel,
and less cheer IN macy families. -
Gov. LUcIus ROBINSON, of New
York.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

s. Her0ld } In Justice T. T. Land =
vs.. Court, Ward 2, Parish Of
Dick Brown. Bossier, La
by virtue Of two writs of tieri facias issued
y from the Honorable Magistrates Court
Of the End Ward, Bossier parish, La, and TO
me directed, have seized and will offer for
sale to the last and highest bidder, at the
third Saturday, the 18th day Of January, 1880,
the following described property, to-wit:
eOOO pounds of seed cotton, more or less,
in the cotton house.
Also, 800 pounds Of seed cotton, more or
less, In the field, not picked out.
Said above described property seized Ia nav
and satisfy said writs.
Terms Of Sale-Cash, with the benefit of
appraisement =
r. E. WYCHE, Sheriff.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
Buck Hall and CONSTANTS
Plantations for Rent for 1850.

n pursuance of an order BY and commission
l. from the Parish Court Of Bossier Parish I
will, on Wednesday, January 2lst, 1880. At
Benton, in said parish. within the legal hours
for sales. lease for 1880, to the highest bidder.
At public auction, the plantations belonging to
rs Buck Hall and Coushatta. :
Terms-Notes with approved personal ga.
curity payable on Jan. 1, 1881. "
S. E. VANCE, Executrix
3 January 8. 1880. wv =
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

0ni9th day Of January, 1880, will at pub
ilc auction, lease the plantation Of CLYDE
McF. rlckett, called the Mcintyre place, for
sors lien. T. r. PHiYr IDS 400
Jan. 8, 1880. 49,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

We have received in exchange the
Londonville Democrat, published at
I,Oudonville, Ashland county, Ohio.
It is neat paper geographically,
and no slouch in its contents,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

A Democratic leader remarked
the other day that the Democratic
party would not be sunk if she put
out enough headlights. aThat's
the difficulty" said by.stander,
"they were all put out long ago.n
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

We are in receipt Of the first
number Of "The Statesn-an even.
ing paper Published at New Orleans.
It Is handsomely gotten mp and
wen hlled with able editorials and
excellent general reading matter
Maj. Hearsey's VERIFY vernacular has
the old time ring, and when he gets
serAightened out We look for some
thing warm and spicy. There is al.
wsys room far 30 good . paper a.
The "States" It deserves success,
and We wish it long life Of useful
ness.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

The Shreveport Standard is max
ing good fight for a cotton factory,
and gives many substantial reasons
why one should be started at Shreye.
port.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
POLICE JURY PROCEEDINGS.

BELLEVUE, LA, JAN. b, 1880.
Police Jury met in regular session.
Present-E. S. Dortch, President; J..
W. Rains, Thomas Lyles, w. R..
Pratber and j. j. Meares, members.
When H. w. Oggen, Tax Collec-
tor, presented his report and final
account:
TO the Hon. Police Jury Of Bossier
Parish: / have the honor to hand
you herewith my account as Tax
Collector of Bossier parish, and ask
an examination thereof, and if it be
found to be correct, to grant me
quittance in full to present date.
Respectfully,
81. w. OGDEN, Tax Col.
Fl. W.Ogden, Tax COL, in acct with
1879. Bossier Parish.
To amount roll of 1878,
collectible in 1879.....$1O,356 35
Amt back taxes collected 731 81
Blank Licenses. ........ $500 90
$13,5S7 81
Excess of credits. $500. Al AZ
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
To all Concerned.

A fter thirty days from this date, application
a VIII Dc made to the General Assembly Of
~ Do osaGe 70 close permanently Macks bayou,
January 9Th, 1880. - ~ 1e'''
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
FILLMORE ACADEMY
AND
A@ARa a. 0AaaAe

NVNUVJAI SC6OOI.
YNhe Fourteenth Annual Session will open
i for the reception Of pupils Of both sexes
on Monday, LIST September, 1879. Under the
method of Object Teaching, presented in this
School, pupil IL years Of age, or older. may
obtain thorough knowledge Of Arithmetic
and Engiish Syntax in six months.
Board, washing and lights can be obtained
tor ten dollars per month";
For further particulars, enquireof
L. GRISWOLD, Principal,
no Al Fillmore, La.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
JOHN NJ. LEWIS,
Br tic K NJ a . on.
Bellevue. La.

WIN give prompt attention to Brick laying.
~ such as building and repairing CHM
neys, stove hues, IRE places, &c. Also, digging
Anything in the line of Brick work done Il, :
smorkmanlike manner, and at moderate rates,
w '"'h' feb4 4
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

Our choice for United States Sen.
ator-ExGoy. John McEnery. He
is an honest man and true patriot.
Lot him be elected.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

The new Legislature has been
fairly launched.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
Cancers! Cancers,.

we Undersigned offers his services to the
= pubic as cancer doctor He guarantees
a sure cure or no pay. -
CHARLES W. ARNOLD
bessier parish La
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15
v. sHIDET,
Matchmaker and IeuoIe

Takes this method Of announcing to -
L his old friends and patrons and E2A
the public in general, that he will be ~
found on Market Street, near Bogel's Drug
store. Shreveport, La, where he il prepared
to repair watches. jewelry. &c, promptly and
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1880-01-15

L
Licenses. -. 1872 90
Delinquent roll
returned. ....2,243 81
Licenses reid. $50 OO-S13,629 %
When, on motion, the Police Jury
resolved itself into committee of the
whole 10 examine said account, when
after such examination, the follow.
ing act was submitted by w. X.
Prather and adopted, and the Pres
ident authorized to give the quietus
therein mentioned, under the official
seal: ,nN
Whereas, II. w. Ogden, Tax Col.
lector of the parish Of Bossier, has
this day came forward and made set.
Element in full for all amounts due
by him as Tax Collector of the par
ish Of Bossier; therefore,
Be it enacted, That quietns in full
on part Of Bossier be granted in IA
vor of said 81. w. Ogden, and
against any claim on part of said
parish for any and all years during
the administration ofsaid Office, and
the President Of the Police Jury is
hereby authorized to issue quietus
to said H. w. Ogden as Tax Coliec-
tor, and to sign and afiix the seal of
Booster to the same.
When, on motion Of w. r. Prath.
er, the blank Licenses returned by
the Collector, were burned in open
session, and the delinquent list re-
turned by him, ordered to be placed
on file by clerk of this body.
When so much Of the report of
W. B. Boggs, road commissioner of
his ward, in regard to the bridge
built by J. B. Campbell, on Caney
Greek and Strickland ferry road
from Bodceau to Concord, pronounc-
ing the same built according to con
tract, was adopted and a warrant
ordered to issue to j. B. Campbell
for &188 for building same.
When J. III. Arnold was allowed
SIS for Registrars and Poll books,
and warrant ordered to issue.
r. Sibley was allowed, for fees in
the case Of State vs.. J. jackson, and
State VS.. Joshua Profit, % IS, and
warrant ordered to issue.
VIM. Timberlake was allowed
costs as special constable in case of
State vs.. Alfred Smith, % 20, and
warrant ordered to issue.
When w. j. Mobley was allowed
$40 for quarters salary as Parish
Physician, ending Dec. 81, 1879.
When, on motion, the commits
sioner Of ward 2 was authorized and
instructed to call the hands appor-
toned on road leading from Cypress
bayou to Benton, and repair the
bridges over Cypress and Black
bayou at once.
When, on motion, the Police Jury
adjourned to 9 o'clock, Jan. 6, 1880.
Approved.
e. s. DORTCH,
President Police Jury.
II KvSxycr,r~ ftz.L