The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-07-17
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What lovers swear-To be true unit
death. What husbands swear--Unh
for publication.
Come, gentle Sara, ethereal thinnesl
come. but don't expect us 20 pay s. 70
seats.
Denis keaTDey Is reported as wearing
an air Of detection, rs well as dirty shiri
collar.
According 10 the oRical report, The
Michigan Central railroad company set.
tied up its bloody Jackson accident for
sGO, 900.
The .'yoices Of the night" that poets
sing about are generally caused by two
eats on the backyard fence, and night
doesn't have anything to do with it.
Sportsman-Did you take them on
the wingy Hunter-I shot ON the wing,
head, breast, leg, or dair tail. rs not
very 'tlcular where the lead hits him
only dat he Is hit.
A Troy man has made a will bequeath.
ing his body after death 10 q medical
college, and his friends claim that this
shows insanity. Certainly. lie has
given himself dead away.
81 do love a fooll'' said ophicleide.
with a scorniul glance at his neighbor.
you conceited egotist." replied Fog
horn, with scathing calmness, and the
light VAS over before the police got
there.
How the price OF clans affects the
candidate-"Me expected TO vote for
dat man agin? No, sahl Why, clans
ain't worth nowadays but a dollar a
th~ousan'; when he run afore we got as
high as ten dollars for u thousan' with
out cullin' 'em."
Genius does not travel Ear In the
same family. The celebrated artist,
Millais, has one son upon whom he has
expended the most determined efforts,
with a view 10 giving him early advant-
ages which the father lacked, and max
ing n master Of him. The result OF 1t
all is that the son OF Millais has settled
down upon a farm, with the aserred
determination u hoe and rake and NOW
his life away.
London "Punch'' gives a bit Of con-
v~ersation Of two rivals In social success.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones, n new beauty, and
Mr.. and Mrs. Robinson, n still newer
beauty, meet on the staircase Of ducal
mansion, the Duchess being sat home"
Mrs. Jones, with more surprise than
pleasure: swell, | never! Mr.. and Mrs.
Robinson, Of all peoplel And how came
you hereY" ave drove, dear Mrs.
Jones; you don't mean to say you came
on footi"
OF the astonishing speed Of the amin
al called the jack rabbit, q writer In a
Colorado paper says: 81 never saw any
thing that can run rs a jack rabbit. A
long-legged greyhound undertook to
catch one, and after playing along for
short time and encouraging the dog,
the rabbit suddenly started of and dis
tanced his enemy in about three sec
onds. The dog gave up the chase Mt
once and returned to the wagon the
most c~restsfallen and disappointed and
demonstrating dog / yer saw"
Few people have a correct notion of
the extent to which artificial ice Is be-
ing manufactured in the south. The
success of the process employed has
been 10 marked that from Florida to
Texas the machines are being put In OPP
GRAFTON at frequent intervals. The act
ual cost Of manufacing ice on the st.
Johns river is said TO be but 20 cents a
ton, including the storage and delivery.
As northern ice used to retail at from
$40 to s15 a ton there, IL is plain that n
handsome profit remains for the manu-
facturer after putting his price so low
rs to drive all natural competition from
the market.