Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1880-11-10
~suEN. Co. Va. Nov. Q, 1880.

AS Conundrums seem 10 be the
order of the day "with few para
phrased "Mother-G Dose melodies, with
the Truth Teller we propose to briefly
answer and ask few.
"If eleven squeiunks can lose coun.
ty III eight weeks of incissant canvass
ing, how many wonld it take to lose u
county from now ill next fall?-The
Vir9inian, Nov. 5.
Aus Eleven did lose it for Riddle
berger and gave 1t TO Gen. Ecbols,-
wickam's friend-by 81 rotes, in eight
weeks. New it is simple proposition
viz: as s weeks is to IL squejuuks 80 is
SO to the answer, send it to Prot. Bor-
den
How many squejuuks does it take
10 make q dozen, - sirginian, Nov. 5.
Answer Halt dozen less than it
took TO coolly set dOson on the following
assertion Shenandoah riU gire five
hundred more majority than she did
last fall. Mark this and place 1t in the
crown Of your hat for future reference"
The VirginiGn, July %, 1880, We did
SO! Now give US 81 and Ocer 1000 70
spare. Bah! what little Solomon
How many squejunks VIII
it take 10 carry Shenandoah when
somebody looks after them? VTginian.
Nov, 5. Well let US look in matters a
Enthusiastically went to LYNCHBURG
on the night OF the 10th Ocl. to see at
ter the representative of the Royal
blood of Pocahontas"- We are glad to
know his pedigree will bear tracing
- After the heartiest and mos
enthusiastic greeting that was ever ac-
corded auy group Of public speakers,
DR.. Z. Morrell arose aud introduced the
Hon. II. H. RIDDLEBERGER.
lie spoke t,co hours and twenty min
utes, . bringing down the house al
the close Of every rounded sentence.
He seemed to sweep like resistleSs tor
rent erery obstacle, either real or intangi>
Die, from the path Of Re-Adjustment,
(Helgomites) lie may be truly called the
political cataract (Stony Creek Of Va.
whose magazine Of mind seemed to be
rk,o,oing up the collected contents Of a
thousand gears. Bold. fearless and de-
fant, with an expression Of truthfalness
and honesty of purpose in those 6las
eyes, that seemed to penetrate 10 the
hearts of those be addressed, he pressed
in thunder tones Of eloquence, passion and
VH the right 10 overthrow oppression in
Virginia, (and he did iD. All honor 10
the chlvarous HARRY RIDDLEBERGER!
Rich. Wing aud Virgin,an Oct. 29th
1880. Well the result Of all this pent
up 'tthunder and collected contents Of a
Monsand gears" was that, jim Frazier
was utterly routed annd the salvation
party" got in round numbers 24 VOTES
Somebody went to LoudOun county and
the Wings correspondent, in tie build
ing-coruscated and that Thunder and
collected contents of thousand years"
vas 10 carry odd LoudOun" for Gen.
Jim Williams and the Helgomite ticket
by 1000 and the result IS the "Mahone
iecler" was endorsed by l40 votes cut
Of vote of 1888! Somebody went to
Portsmouth andto Norfolk aud thengave
Johnnie Wise the benefit of his thumb r
in Richmond. Somebody was IN Alex
andria helping the III club" and
somebody went TO Craig County and al
all of these points NahOneism was simp-
ly snub'd. Somebody spoke all-round
in Shenandoah aud tried hard by tricks
that are vain, &c. to capture little
"Know-Nothlug meetings held by TO-
significant SquGuaks and apprentice
"Cataracts. Now our conclusions
are, if somebody attempts TO attend to
the squejnuks in this county next fall
with his back action record posted in
the political turf-book, our sQuejunks
could oe withdrawn and sent to Page.
II our friend has whereof TO brag we are
not advised of it. The past, that has
gone TO make up the political eternity
Of men and parties has been written,
aud last Tuesday is the page from
which one party and many individuals
may if they are wise read their destiny.
sic Semper ryrannis."
Yours, sc.
ADJUNCT SQUEJ UNK..