The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1880-03-13
personal AND PARrucuLAm.

The czar ought to he elected governo
of Texas.
Mr.. Longfellow writes easily, bu
very slowly.
To annihilate the Indians, send then
the puzzle Of IL.
The testimony OF experts in the Hay
den case cost $6,622.eo.
French farmers are raising fine poul
try for London markets.
Reno has some good traits about him
For one, he refuses 10 lecture.
Loogfellow rises early and walks
from Cambridge 70 Mouat Auburn.
Carlyle is physically, extremely fee,
BILE, and his memory is giving away.
In some parts Of England ministers
write their texts IN the backs of bank
notes.
The queen of Belgians c~ultivates
roses and carnations with her own
hands.
Wouldn't II puzzle a mormon elder,
though, il wives No. IA and IL should
get transposed?
Mile. Colette Dumas, the piquant
daughter Of the novelist, has Just en-
tered society in Paris.
Mexicans, Canadians, Niearaguans
and Brazilians wish to know what the
Monroe doctrine is, after all.
Mr.. Greeley always said that he
would support woman suffrage when
ever he could be satisfied that women
wanted il.
A 60-year-old woman in Cincinnati
has applied for naturalization papers,
after thirty-three years residence in
this country.
The fifteen puzzle is making us a ma
ton OF liars. Numerous mild and
hitherto reputable men are brazingly
asserting that they shave done it.n
William Muxlow, an English soldier
who fought under Wellington in the
famous battle Of Waterloo, died in
Tuscola, ILL.,, recently, aged 81 years.
Sara Bernhardt recently reached q
Paris theater at IL O'Clock, amid the
Indignation Of the audience, at a char
liable performance, having tarried at a
dinner.
At Newmarket race course, in addi-
tion to the regular English horses,
there are 40 beasts called .'foreign,,
and they are in training for the New
market prizes.
Trout, the most beautiful of lsh, are
deceived by the flies that are most arti-
dcially made; but there is no reason
why n girl should fall in love with a
mere mustache.
In the puzzle, ''10" Is taken out Of
box and isput on one side until the man
who is trying to solve the problem gets
tired. ''16'' seems to he the happiest
piece in the box.
America should look with dismay
upon these multitudinous attempts to
kill the car. They advertise him so
extensively that the next thing we know
lie will come to this country on q lee
ture tour.
A poet asks: "Who shall go first to
the shadowy land, my love or II" II
they contemplate committing suicide,
to which no objections should be
offered, we suggest they toss up a cent;
heads, he goes first tails, she goes last.
Boys who learn to smoke cigars gen.
orally begin by smoking them behind
n barn, and rs between the cigars that
are smoked and the barns that are
burned, we leave il for some philosophi-
cal essayist in the Contemporary Reriotc
To explain.
AN Englishman' writes to the Bos-
ton Transcript that he has learned some
marvellous things about his native land
during the few weeks he has been in
America. Any American who has ever
resided In England, eve for u few
days, knows just how he feels.
Just three weeks after the boy was
born the pale, fond mother, all trem-
bling with delight, went down into the
main street OF the city, near which she
lived, and she bought for him an accor-
dion, a triangle, n pair OF scissors, q
box of paints, n book OF poetry, n cat
with six kittens, u wax man with q