Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1880-07-17
NAsBY.
The Corners Have Some Ideas as to the
Nominations at Cincinnati
Toledo Blade

Nominations at Cincinnati.
Toledo Bade.I
Confederit X Roads, witch is in the State
NV kentucky, June 20, lSS0.-The Cor
ners is alluz being made the victim nv mis-
takes, wich will never end till we GIT rid
NV Joe Bigler, or till our people git into a
habit Nv reedin. On some accounts | wish
our people did read They woodent make
so many plumbers, but on the other hand
they woodent be so easy to manage. 1t is
a bad thing for Dimocrisy when people git
to reedin and thinkin for themselves.
Joe Bigler come around to Bascom's last
night and reported that he had advices
from Cinsinnati, and that the nominashen
Nv Tilden and reform wuz shoor thing.
He sed the Southern Brigadiers had so de-
cided, and that settled it.
Bleevin in the words nv this arch de-
sewer which takes delight in confusin us,
| remarkt that we he'd wunst more can
didate under which we could rally, with
out any feer NV results. We wuz, happily,
rid OF the military element in Dimocratie
pollytix, element which every troo Dim
ocrat despised, onless it wuz clothed in
gray.
g (which Nv us is ther," I remarkt,
s.who does not remember the disgust with
witch the nominashen of Micklellan in
spired us in 1864? We wuz then COM
pelled to cast our ballots for man witch
coodent help slawterin some NV our
brothers, tho, to do him justice, would
say that he did jest as little Nv it ez he
Good. The Convenshen now in seshnn
don't make no SIGH mistake. Saml. ]. Til
den hez ever bin the friend Nv the South,
and never drord no sword agin it. He
wuz our friend, fust and last, and | shell
never Geese to revere his name till forgit
the $3.50 he paid me for my vote at st.
Louis four yeers ago. he Is no bloc coted
hirelin witch went forth to destroy us ez
did Garfield he is man Nv peece, witch IS
wat we want the North to alluz nominate.
In the South we hev different views. Then
| moved the adoptshen OF the foilerin
resolooshens
HesoIred. That the Dmocrisy Kentucky, now
as ever deprecates the nomnashen w men for civil
offices which hev nothln but military records to
back 'em.
Resided, That holdin the late war to be an I'M
provoked assault upon the liberties the South,
rejoice that the Dimekratic CoDvenshun hez given
us candidate which beZ no military record to
apologize for and no blood NV the South to anser
for.
Resolred, That the Corners in the interest Nv con-
stitooshne liberty, and Nv free government, will
give S. J. Tlden every vote in the precinct, and ef
any niger Northern agltat0r in these parts at
tempts to break unanimity by votin for Garfield,
that his he'd shell be broken promptly and to-wunst.
The resolooshens was past immeiitly,
and Bascom wuz SO delited that he to-
wunst announst a suspenshun Nv the roofs,
and remarkt that In view nv the speedy
openin Nv Tilden's bari, he wood also open
a bari, and wood give credit to.nite, eff he
glode into bankruptcy to-morrer. Bas-
com does git deliteful streeks now and
then.
Everything WIZ now ez | wantid it.
Bascom wuz tappin a fresh bari, and the
Dimocrisy stood around in state nv ex-
pectancy witch may be imagined but cannot
be described. Our mouths WIZ a waterin
Tor the likker witch wuz to come. Bascom
wuz film the bottle to pass it around,
when jist at the most unforchoonit time,
Pollock, the Illinoy disturber, come in.
That man is alluz bird Nv illomen.
"Bigler," said he, 81 hev jest received
a telegram from CINCINNATI. 1t amt
Tllden at all. ;"
"Who is it 2" / demanded.
General Winfield S. Hancock, sed he /;
ga Fedrel soljer.
And he and Bigler walked out, leerin at
me in the most feendish manner.
| am very seldom caught in a dilemma
which can't get out NV, but this rather
staggered me, and it did the Dimocrisy as
sembled.
Hancock" growled Issaker Gavitt,
"why, Hancock wuz Soljer which was at
Gettysburg, and agin us"
Hancock be id" sed Dekin Pograrn,
che fit agin us from first to last"
1t took me several minits to collect my
SELF witch I did while l wuz burnin' the
resolooshens witch we he'd past. But 1
finally got my thots together.
"My friends" sed l, "don't be too fast.
Come to think NV it, we wuz too fast to go
to passin resolooshens till we know'd fur
sertin what we wuz resolootin about. We
have committed them resolooshens to the
flames, and we won't pass no more till we
hey wat the Convenshun actooally did,
under the name of the President and Sex
rotary. Then we will pass set witch will
reaffirm wat they hev dun, with great
cheerfulness and alakrity.
GA Dimekrat's fust dooty is to obey his
convenshun, and to do wat his convenshun
direx him to do. l don't deny but wat my
hart is somewhat tried by the nominashun
NV Fedrel soljer witch bore arms agin u.s.
But why shood we repine? Why SO shood
we question the wisdom NV the choice !?
WITCH seckshun controlled that convenshun?
Paws and refekt Wuz it the North or
the South? Ell the North, wat difference
is there betwixt Northern Dimekrat and
P,,tk
ern Dimekrats didn't hev nothin to do with
it. The Convenshun wuz controlled en-
tirely by the Solid South. The Brigadeers
wuz all ther. Their WIZ all Nv 'em. Their
wuz present every long haired man witch
he'd bin prominent in the defense nv the
South, either ez a delegait or ez a inhooen-
shell spectator Bare this in mind, Their
wuzn't niger delegait in the entire Con-
venshun; not one 1t wuz Convenshun
of white men, actin for white men, and in
the interest Nv the white mans party.
docs it make any difference to the Cor
ners who the figger-hed is that is put up !?
Not at all The Corners want Seceshun
erik slack watred; the Corners wants a
custom house and postoffice, and the Cor
ners wants her Suthren heroes penshund
and the losses Nv the cruil war paid, and
done ez quickly ez possibly. The Corners,
onto which Bascom hez got mortgage,
wants relief in the shape Nv money from
the Fedrel Treasury, and that immejitly.
We want our niggers back again-we want
the old system restored, and the Corners
wants to rool this kentry ez it did wunst.
Eff Hancock is the way, walk ye in it.
Does any one suppose that Hancock, witch
is to be elected, eff he is elected at all, by
the solid South, is goin back onto the
solid South after his eleckshun? Does the
ass know his masters crib? Is he goin
to turn and rend the hand witch feeds him !?
. ''Are we so stoopid ez to spose that the
Southern Brigadeers which ran the Cinsin-
natl Convenshun didn't know wat they
wuz about! Hevin but one thing to do,
do YOU spose they didn't 90 and do it.? To