The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1880-12-31
Preparing Ia Enjoy Themselves
doing Out tor Dinner.


r.f ready. my dear" suggested Mr.
froaaendyke. rheerils. "ani woni y"
81. ha dinavr patty. ] want san 10 nix
% 80 NJ TO 10 the hcst taikin. nnnan ~
nc table. lon ian sc, ready IN an hour,
can't ."u."
"A think lean" replied Mrs Spoopen-
f,te. with tiiisr. ca. Nc-. ena'
dress ia ilal tine aud hope ,nA ~rii'
~ si-sp.,nsnled In me- anti Tho lliilr
vonla began - take doAn her back
ha.r.
"A'nn mishi ret nv shaving tackle for
rin.' ~shl Mr. >pnoVca iskv. appropriate
ilr ~ pn,v mirror. = And now think
81 IA" hc continued. after u Iamsc. "inA
drss--e'si nrcss 4 button. cew il on,
wnA'i Won
Mrs Snnopeniysc lnrgea ont the coat
srd hunted ihroagll broNen down old
lng Alter button That would tlo.
"''ni ihai hutton scwrl 81 YET. IN
CURED Nr. SpooPenl. &c. la,hcrins away
srnsfnriahiy
Y II m.auie. my lear" responded
lis wiie.
: ,vsii. hurry M: want ron 10 PIT
the~e studs AMI sleeve buttons into ny
sran Shirt"
Mrs. Spoorcnlyke gradually got
~ md ~ these Offices and laid ont The
haailimcrs III readiness fJr her lori.
Dit won IKE tao>e -titchr. ~ my
r,orrsE" inquired Mr.. Spporfna, lie.
.Dh' ycs certainly repied Mrs.
Spoopraaa Ne gin. right 10 work n a.
: "ell, thea ,urr ~ hri~n my hat aiii
rnnialoon-. aud rs ilAi rime In DC ready
20 have Won lie my cinvai.'
a few nnncnls more found Mr.
Sroopendyke arrayed completely.
Gslr. son ready he acmanlc ],
Lnving assured hisnself tint hi> wife had
not accomplished a sisg.c step toward
her sDiel
Not quite. dear" responded the lady.
will uns-iialf ~ iirr hair II. her mouth and
the other hii' cracking under The brush.
NhAs thr matter with yon." he
nfsri. Didn't YOU say ycn could get
feady ia an hour. Didn't you hear me-
isll Won when | ssnc ia HAT We on!yi
h.d ~ hpAr ~ dress H.. What have
ycu brcaa 'ings Nhv can't vnm 20 as
yon Ac: lnn Hook we cnnngh.v
Z" was husv fixing Your ilsing.. fai:cr-
81 Mrs. Spooprndske. and | couldn't
do TWO thing at once"
\. Oh, no. Yon c.ut do aEy;',inv az
once Why dfln't YOU have ny things
fixed this morning. Why don't ynn
keep house somehow, That dress vumyc
got ~ II W.. enough. Why can't You
70 Ia ihii sirrsss Ify0ii'vc rot 10 ,,ni
on All lllC iIiIIs yoa won't BE- read, Nv
srxt Gail. Amt v0n most ready now
Think IN gazing 20 siini around here
Ike iug or mincfal wascr.r
Mrs. >pappeniyke twisted M her hair
and janmcd IL the pins. Then lie put
on CT han 4 "a twiichrd ii first 10 Que
sid. a'al thrs. The ether: Pit one i.anI
NJ behind Hiid showed Il forward. anl
;sirn caught hold uf lin front ana pulled
j. dFwn.
Vel. IL you're ready, lets start
groMlcl Mr. Spnopcu,l,kc. you've
been long enough for a telegraph wire.
now. Come on
"Oh. ! havcn't 70, my dress on vct.vl
rlea'es! Mr.. >ponrenI,kc. .i'.i Lc
thfon.h III minute"
dot CAST The dlr.s calculated Mr.
Sro0peniyke. Where's my paper
Give me ny paper aud ill red 4 mont,
~ two. lcu i OFT BE- real, TIL spring
where fhat p,pcr.'
iaAc book. drif.' rcrnm'ncn e Vi
Mis-. ~ponfrnis hla~Iit,y deeply anil
don't want ans mclsly boas.- 49,
tortcd Mr. Sppopendyir. n wait the
morairg paper Finl th,t p,prr liz
ar-f thing Won do. AMI then y,i .ese
rea'ly in tour secand-.''
: think Won a finl the parcr behind -
brslihd the hook east Saii Nj. ~poo,-
ci'is ~ ~ rel A. brick. and She nus
lied into her ssirf, and began clawinr atl
u behind in an cETt 10 ioop il mpl
straight. 'i.n almost reaar.- HE ~
Eled hy-terlealiy. az Sic drew Oh Tie
waist and bntienci Il np ncrvous.s.
I'LL be ready before Won coaI4l turn
thn paper i,~i,ic out and ~he snaichria
Dion rom The drawer. Tied il III 4 how.
pinned II A her throat anl .p,rk.tl swt,
ROM the glass tu Scr hosv ii loukcl.
vast - know whether you're .n-
Ing 20 find that slvi glsfri Iater Tor
fir ilHns'rrci Mr. >pvoprn.l,kr.
I'm all right except nv cloak" Jerk.
81 ont Mr.. Snnpreniyke. ~ ,nn'Iil
Hand NJ ms cloak, Me'li start riti,t
sway. ~ IA iiir closet there AMI
NJ. spoi,Pehsiyke Gorncl down on Tie
fnnr nud began putting on her shoes.
pose ~ going 10 hum around FOR
That .nca.ly cloak bowed Mr.. -,nop-
cndykc. Cunt YOU get ,unr thinrsl
for Yourself | want my paper, and /
want !; INV"
can iril you what was III if.- s,id
NF-. SpceIemly kc. n can M, ~ MI
aboni u W silc dress, aud rhc locked ~,
~ mn r'ieputly, with her face All