The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1880-12-10

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The Republicans Of CIari.sda, Pare
county, Iowa, had q 5oiifcatio1 sre4tina
on Friday night, the 9Th inst. Ascending
70 the Council Binfis Noapmea fIie1 had
the biggest kind OF 4 tfa1e. with flInIniIsa.
tions, fireworks, music aud sEnschifylnr.
After several repnblicaH orafnss asssons
them Congressnlan-eIect Hepburn. had
given vent to their feelings viii spread
eagie speeches, the crowd called loudly for.
Lon. p. Cake. Cake u 4 Democrat, Rsisf
the Nonpxrefi sa;;-< he looked too depressed
To speal; but Tie crowd wouldn't be r.,s
of. 50 he mounted box and made the fof
| lowing unique speech
FELLOW elTIzEEss- Is man usually ak.
tends his own funeral. but /. Is isot expeck
ed that he should talk 4 great deal.
/ lLangliter. knew the funeral ceremo-
MES would 90 on without me. so concllsx
| ded / had better bring in tie bodys
ILanglrer.] But it fakes a great deal OF
grace to sustain man who helps furnish
tile corpse for m occasion, like thiss
/ [Laughter.] Nobody bat Democrat
could do it. [Applanse.1 1t is certain
i that no ore save the Democrats have had
a chance to try il for tile last twenty years.
fShouts and applause. Disappointment
| Is the modern Democrats birlhright, and
mourning his normal condition. They
took ont patent on disaster twenty yeaT@
ago and 1t has never been infr1nged. TslsF
| patent run ott in 1876 and they hare jn4s
got it renewed. Looking over the land-
scape for the Inst twenty years. beilOlst
acres an,l acres OF busted hopes, cords ard
cords OF fiisgruntled ambitions, barrels nnd
barrels Of unayailIng tears. oceans and
oceans strewn with tile wrecks Of phantom
slips once bnrdened with Democratic de-
lusions. lGreat applause Disappoii.s<
ment is an anchor to the Democratic seoF
both sure and steadfast.
Leaves have their time TO fall
And flowers 10 witlier at the north Winds
Aud stars to set. but all, o. democrat.
Though hast all time for tliinc own DEATH.
Il might say with skyIock. 'Suffcrance,
yea. sufIerauee is the badge of our tribe
could give YOU 329 reasons for this.
Laughter A lawyer offered a Judge six
teen reasons wllS his client was not pres
eut in court First, ne was dead. The
Judge told him he might omit the other
fifteen. The first reason of my 329 i, We
lack the voters. You viii allow uae To
omit The otlles 32s. IApplansive eoHsenf.1
But could give You more than 329 rea-
sons. Yea, Norey-y letter. John Kelly
did it with his little racket. [Greac aps
piause:l Wade Hampton mule broke f,fFv
leg instead Of his neck and Ben Hill waanss
norm nute English had forsciosed his
. mortgages aud We couldn't redeem. Thenst
.1is the south that can supply
Solid comforts willie We die.
: ..In some States the greenhaek party
+ fell through crack in the platform and
: crippled us. [Laughter.l Bae fHlnocrassy
. still lives. G4eat applause. : It's like the
e .onle-it never dies. But nnfortnnately.
t like the mule, while it lives It is forever
throwing its riders.
e 1T bucked Greeley of AMI kiile.i him in
: 1872. Tiltien stuck on nntill lie passed.
. uuder the wire. [Applanse.l BHt there
7 was so much daylight between htni ard
this democratic q,adfuped, the judges
: counted him off. although he had his feet
in the stirrups. This year we got splr,.-
did sensl-off and might have won. but uis
tg) I.anders. IApplause. We close this
: chapter OF history with the hope the story
will not be continued inonr next. (Cheers ]
It we ncceps defeat the more cheerfully be-
It cause OF the magnanimous manner with
which you take the victory. We take it
Il every four years. 1t IS standing prescrIp
:. tiol. It might we'll be called the qnadrefi-
NAL ipecac- tGroaus.] Il works mp before
y election. and works tiuwn a. tie raraTass
IS come IN. We thank you for the mAgllani4
nous way in wi.icl, you have turned oaf
: to our funersl. lAppia,Ise. We congrAt-
y nIate you on tie magnificent and imposing
n character of the obsequies.'' Here the
speakers feelings overcame him, sud he
N retired amid encoring earthquakes and ar.
4 plausive avalaneIes.]
The Queen OF Turtemberg's life f re.
5, g,latel with exacsaess. She is the colonel
= of Russian regiment, and frequently ap
:, pears at review in her uniform. Her
- Majesty inherits her father $ THE late Gar
mania for drill and pipeelap. The fas,
,e beer-slrinksng pipe-smoking King Cole "a
in whom she Is mated, used to dispute witt
ve her abort it, but at length gave Ia and at
is lowed her to have her head. All he nov
asks is to be left nndisturbed ID deFs II
h. his palaces, in which he can enjoy litsIl
&c untidiness.
er William Martin, a convicted rnrrxaeres.
n. was living under sentence nf death In ias
iri at Lebanon. Mo. There was no hope 8
reprieve. and the prison was too ssrusl,
a r., traaI ~, Ne ~4s.s, =. = -. -
n TO Martha Wilson, the ateflff7s daughter
a He was young and handsome, and his sui
" successful One night she unlocked hi
We cell. gave him clathIng. money md weap
In ons. and eloped with hina. The saieril