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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
cotton MARKETs

rrvyrPoo1 Jan sl-Ie.cO p m.Cotton hrrner and frRc
irsiiv drarer; Mddhng Upnuds 7ieL, Middlng Orleans
sales 10000 balc including l,uO1 bai@s iOr speculation
and EXPORT Hooeltts u -uJ lales Including lo@p Daea
,,c,n Fnfrrs.-t pIauds Low Middng clause January
,vrv ~ aisO 7sssi 90. February gun March delivery
-i aG March ami AIrI delivery. tsag' no., April sud
Nav aeysry It'd: do Nay and Ime delivery, IVagi also
2 4d. de-. June and JAW uoItery, aEd. . ,. . 49,.
rcnded $50 bales American futureeN pianos, 10" MIG
ing and July dolyory ''si do July ana Au-
gust delivery. ~ sgd .....,,.- ,oa,o,-.. , -
MiNdlrr. boua bi'Ah'it' - 49, ~ ''
,f,oEE Jan si--ceIou firm MiddlnF. 1870. Low
Middug ne: Cool Ordinary o.: ne receipts
I bales; gross i2J bates exports coast"lse 10 Oacs
saie. 4 . bales stock. 2J9i9 bales. 49,
p1-IoN Jan so ~ Otfna trn MldduE, - &C. ~" MI
,,r~ lg c Good Ordinary. IL d. n't ;eetlpi soo uales
cross bales exports 20 Great Britain 4"' bAle'i soch
Tatglrsroy Jan. 3l.-Cotion quiet but strongi asking
hfrier. MfdinE. l2tcs Low NiutiiNf l1sc bOld oii-
nv co. net Bts 1Ol bales exports 10 Great BRITAIN
247 bes; Continent . 100 baes ales' oVV bales
s,ock. 400 bales
frStISS Jan 3i-Cotton nncr but not quoaby higher
MiddinR. II ~. Good Ordusry IL sc
roceip- $50 shipents 5UO1 bales sa.es l2b bales
's1LyRsTON Jan. 81. Cotton firm Middhne l2tci low
uddpg 7zc Good Ordinafy. u lc ret receipts ltto
bales exports Great Britain 4iO5 bales sales J4oO
I0nlsyTfIf jan si~Cotton firm; Miadilng, l2ac.
NFNlns Jan. Sl.-Cotton hrin. held higher Mddllns,
70 49,. receipts 85l7 bales shipments $500 baiesi sales
900 baies: stock. l22.95s bales ,,. ,,,s
NOZZLE Jan 3i.-Coiton brm MddinR. l2'Sc.i Low MD
ding 10 Ciood Ordinary net receipts lbl2 bales
579 10 the Continent 3uu paieH
coes Nae 2Ob bales -ao . 500 bales soek 6Iol4 0aes
NFw.ORLaAys. Jan. 3l.-CoIOn strong heid uEneE NIL
ding a.; Mddng. l. bee; Good Ordinary -. nov
rereptr 81 bales gross 679S bales exports 10 me Con-
tiuenf sos bales c0a-wse, 0O2 bales sales OVV O"loS
last evening, 300 bales stock. 356.661 bales
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

nosros Jan Gl-WooI-The market during the week wa'
,,rt and advanced ~ large safes oil
ADD a. tig the total transactions amour q r
p.I.On o.. more cor les specu ailh pnl me
~ manufacturers ift were rot Tor
,te sfr a. vrss h0laer-, tho sales a. the paHt wees
tif record AZ aFaiiahl' abn ut
sirbe spot and 90 arrive ar taken az is
,.rfrr. lurthcr ADVANCE sales II
Wa.lsd iisecrs smuunung for abe week 70
~ 900 b. .ud the slOcss al which are much DtDkeh ana
rad except 40 ara advance OF 2aSe per
b. Tl. deuit fl lor U-ainr aud CDmuing "as 5000 fa
tlif-t IA o vs in better demand the sales for the Week
iIue H "a tuni-C an advance ~ sniic ins iahcts OF
20 IRON the highest safs pre- l0usi reported Ihc.o y no
t.ooi consequence thn market Tie Otntr
.,- include ohio TtrfsFtyana ana virginia y, AN ana
M, RI .Oas7c. tlclir.n Medium a. 80 dj5c; Medi
tt ami Wisconsin ai h3a lJc.i New orr NJ az . =
,5 r. fpd.tra No &C.. Washed flceces ~ 43a &c :
f'rg ,rI I,.iur Fleroas at oUdy-c.- Unwashrd Comb
IN at Zoo oregon, Eastern au valley az 3-a ic
Iex,. AZ t. 8n.,c. Medium Missouri ati aelum Ken
fu,ky af I2c. Territory 2'ai2sc nMalei ana uhner
sntahc Fccfos at 42rc super ana uea at 43e DC
~, kVarsd Al Secured az 90 - nc; tranre'
ion, ma For gn eomurIse upwards Of 100000 for the
week Australian 10 arrive ~ ling az aV1J= c. MonteFlueV
az IS a. tO... ana J. nglsh CombinE a. - aG51c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
,,vx STOCK NAnRErs-gY TELEGRAPH.

,utc1oo ian gI-IioGs-Rsceipts $4,000 head ship
aents 8 900 head market STEADY wsb goo9 eenaha
NlIed Packing - 2JOSi tO lGhL - So@sf oVi Oh"i0o
HEAVY a. 90 Ss4 90 good clearance made ooo .n .,D
CIrfiE-Hecelpts coo head shipmens AuVD hesa, ppIp
nine steady with good az 50 7OdSo 20 BuicheIs
rod fresy cows ~ ass so; Balls - 5Oasd oxen ~ w
go Calves 50 So Is CherOkees S3at3 Dos fteoeis
ami Stckers 81 6Ods4 all sold and market closed hrm
sHgEr-Ileeeipts 1900 head shipments lOOO headi mar
ket nrmsr and moro active ~ a. 306s5 go. ,,..,,,
81 IOUI-. Jan H.boGH- Active and frmi IightShppne
al 90Gsl 3j Packing ~ 3Ossi a. Butchers 10 select
"a I5Ssl co; receipa 1000 head shpmenis 800 head
good der and unchanged; supply so smah
that scarceiy anything doing receipts zoo headi snip
smTirDF firm and unchanged receipts, $50 head ship
head.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
havana MARKET.

HAVANA jan slsugarowng TO further 1niayor Tina
nsced heavily closing with further downwsa ,snueIsy
NOS ~ 81 Iess sS nsp p Nos 10 To- essa7
ress Muscovado sugar Common 70 Fair 6a' res zen e
al nsara e65 polarization IN boxes and bhas saas
STOCK In warehouse at Hsysns ana -.
mo oxes 20 $40 bsrs A. 900 hhds ecelp OF ms
Zo,VVV c c.es f0i bags 1880 hhds Exports
% he weok-557 boxes 200 bags and 2vo nhns m
ali The bags b400 hhds 70 tho United
ststes Spanish gold 237 1297 Exchsnge lang 9n sno
l nsu ngemum on Lpndon l6slbs premiums on Paris ~
go pr1RiaW
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
THE MARKETS.
TOTAL RECEIPTS OF PRODUCE
Per North Rlper. Vessels and Railroads.
GENERAL MARKET REPORT.
u.,.-,.....- T., 81 I ~


ASH Is -0nl0f sIcaNY -, o-1I,
COFFEE-Io moderately active and about steady 0Ian.
AIRY Cargocs I3ilc: Fair. isac Coca. 5'c.; Prm l0So
Fair 10 Good Santos, 14as sac. sales lUH Dsss %
blela aud bOOO IA listO private terms
sale ~ Br during lanuarv at ali ports 19l g99 bags IN
cindias 1913 bags York receipts 80
ncudng 1919 bags here; stock here lI43f5 Dass VI
visible United states supply G09is4 bngs MID SrAues u
aud nOHinaly unchanged. ,-..s.. "A
COT1N-spot Cotton lac higher but nominal az the az
vance with trade dnll sales 30 bales, all for spnnng
yerd or contract 400 bales al the ports tou
10 bales against 23924 bales this day last week. anu
.f an Ia.fN ear
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
LOSING PRICES or pos1ox STOCKS.

In London British consols were irregular, iuctu-
atInp J., per cent and closing the week with a dc-
cline OF 3te United States bonds huctuated 4 per
cent for lie 5s and As and l. per cent for the ~ per
cents but the only change IN The maj prices rom
tho..p OF week ago - i per cent advance Tor thc
a.. American railway securities. excepting Read
ing. Illinois Central and New-Jersey Central are
from / 10 per cent higher, Atlantic ana 1real
Western frsts showing the greatest advance.
AT the regular weekly meeting OF the governors
of the Bank of England on Thursday, no change
WAS made IN the banks rate for discount, ara II
at per cent against 1l2 cent, the rate
in fine open market for discount OF bankers three
months bills. During the week the bank galued
e23O 600 bullion. and the proportion OF It's reserve
10 its La ltIes. which for the preceding week was
$3.50 per cent was increased to 470s per cent.
The following are the highest ana lowest p IlG1es
Of securities for the week, and the closing safes
Saturday and q week ago:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

The stock speculation was characterized by much
ireguiarity and frequent Attenuation rom strength
shows material advances from the prices OF week
ago. The total transactions for the week amounted
TO 2,412.l8 shares, against 2.l6l,voI shares ior
last week were Erie common stock, OF which
400 shares were sold with final gain OF 3ssper
Ing to 229l0O shares, with final gain of
Bss per cent Missouri, Kansas and Texas 157, 800
shares). with final gain of ia per cent Wabash
per cent, and Wabash preferred l164.600 sharesl.
nth fnAl aatR Of 81 per cent Other stocks with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
Proposals.
PROPOSALS for the PURCHASE of ORD
4 NANCE STORES
OFFICE or Il. =. ORDN ASCE AGENCY,
No l46 Greene corner Houston 4. (Arug Builcngl,
A. a. HpKl Isl 4

NEW YORK CRY. January l0. 1891
SEALED PRO POSALs in duplicate will be rece we'd ana
oDeued al tls Office II February j. 1871, or
tie purchase obsolete and nseryceabe Ornancs and
Ordnance stores hand AT Le T. = ordnance Agency Ah
New-York Arsenal Governors Islind. a. y H. emuiae.h
Iron Cannon Field Siege. ana Garrison Gun lanag nt
and shell implements ami Equipments MnsGets, Rifles
Revovers SN0rs Sabres Cavalry and Infantry qalpnrnis
and Small Arm AmUuniiluu. t0Ndef, Ma
clines Utersils also scrap Meth q Naon knls
Iu Details found In the Catalogues copies q" when
can be procured the Ordnance once Washington d. C.
L. Ordnance Agency, aud NeW,NOik AtseAai isFias
10 Of the award, aud the re-
nanier piiOr renewal Oi rhe property ty asys
allowed removal Of stores Packing
boxes charged for az prices to be determined oy TIC
Department. -, -. -, -. 80. 81. IL, Ala.
not feemod satisfactory Prior 20 the acceptance OF any bd
n Viii have approved by the War Department Pr0-
posals will address e - the T. = Ordnance Agency New
YORK CITY (PO SID and must be Endorsed proposals
for the purchase obsolete ana Upsery ee2h Ordnance
and Ordnance stores" ;. ChlnPlN, ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
GALE OF OBSOLETE AND UNSERYICEA-
> BILE ORDNANCE AND ORDNANCE STORES.
UNITED STATES ORDNANCE AGENCY. }
Corner Of Houston and Greenes 8; tP o. BOX Isl L.

~ NEw-YORK. Jan. ~ 1907
SEALED PROPOSALS. IN duplicate viii be received az
This office purchase 81 Obsolete and CnsesyeesDis
Ordnance a9 SorE eaG Too = and erap Materisis
The vaIloUs Arsenas Forts and Lepo,s In the United
stttSs vii, he opened az ~ o'clock Wednesday, tho
25th day FebruTy 1850 Tor stores located as ioo"r'
10 ,neuy Arsenal Penn: Frsnkord Arsenal PENN
nonros No Pikesyie Arsenal Nd koCk Island Arsenal
Ill 81 Louis Arsenal Mo-; National Armey Mas WASH.
inRton Arsenal, ID. CO NaefNhct Atseha ~ IL "ateo"h
Aise9a, r., s T,t IN the following named States TO wit:
Mcnissn Sew Hampshire. NeSJersey Ne~'sork. pena.
sy ps n be- opened al - o'clock. NJ wecaesaay
tho 10Th day Of March, 1880 for stores oeaed lows
Amsus,a Arsenal. Ca san Antonio Arsenal Texas B.
nicia Arsenal ca ysncSuyer arsenal WASH es M ss
PORTS in following named States aud Territories TO
Alabama California. FloFtea. Georgia kentucky. Kansas
Louisiana. Minnesota. Mssissepl Missouri Nebraska Ne
ysda Carol ma oregon sotsa Carolina sras A2sas
Msxte" rial, Washington. wyoming a..
For Stores ~ detail oea1n ,s,as e. see
ns q War Department WashinetoD d. c. A. this Agency
any Of F Sas ArhA furnish gd On ppcses
"a what hand at thar respective pos are iof
VIII state explicitly posts where the stores
which they Tor and viii give the KINDS ana qusA
bsSees viii only be made at the various posts where
sSTseD reserves the right reject all bids which
ara nat deerned satisfactory. A.. .,,,...,.S
ror 70 The acceptance bid have 20 oe apppyee
-. Department, Terms Cash leu per Neh. =. VIZ
a Of award and the remainder when The Prsp,rS ~
| delivered. Thirty days wii Do ano"ea Jul '
boxes win be charged prices to be determined W
The w be addressed to the Ordnance Agency
NewYork a. Boy sii fa be pamss Of the Arsenas
nspois where stored the names Oh the states os
territories In which the stores nr1 FOL NJ Ora
s. ChisrAS' D' w. Commanding
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

In Paris French3 per cents finctuated from STU
70 ~ IS. closing at S2.05 against SLID January
81 Sinht exchange on London ranged from @3,io
fo 25 Iiio closing at 25.10la francs to the T. inc
Rank of France reported gain iOr the "eeh Vi
14,42J, 600 francs specie.
Atlantic ports Saturday, January 81, were
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

There was an active trading during the whole
week in State bonds. but principally in the low
r,iced Southern issues; the total transactions
amounting 10 81, 10000. There was less variation
In the prices than during the proceeding week, but
nj the close the extreme prces We're hardly nam
ALL 70 4eia04o; Alabamas, class t$S2 900, at
aoSs,I q colo and South Carolina 6s. non-fundable
Isl 600, at 7s4'GS06i0
large and we'll distributed business done in
xa;jr~ad bonds generally at higher prices, with
some reactions at the close of tine week. Among
sba Speculative kinds the junior issues OF Lrle the
Wssonri Kansas and Texas, the secoud purchasing
pans;nts of Houston and Great Northern and inter-
national and Great Northern. and O., Z. and !. Z.
frsts assented, were the prominent Donas invest
meut bonds were all firm, as also were Tue JUNIOR
seeurities that are less speculative than those
named. The following are the highest and lowest
prices of of the principal repfeseht.,lve ran
Ssturdov nd a week ago:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

small transactions made gains equal to, and in some
cases exceeding. those mentioned among which
were Houston and Texas, Hannibal and st. Joseph
common nd preferred, Nashville, Chattanooga and
81. Ions, Oh anp Mississippi preferred, Michigan
Central and Oregon Railroad and Navigation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
noNFsTfo MARKETS.

BUFFALO jar aFlogr qois, and pnenanssq ,v Mhes.
~ * Corn dull and unchangedi safes 400 pusn; 10
,ed Western AZ 40 Oats In fair dnand sales pus
s,s arisx ouies and unchanged. Rye inactive iaroaa
sestxSts 10 YORK steady Wheat l2e corn ~ te oA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
The following were the receipts and shipments al
nd from Chicago and Milwaukee Saturday:
RANKING AND FINANCIAL.

Is STANTON, 10 Nassau-st, has for sale the
new Oswego Midland stock called New-iorK' Oh'a-
rio ana Western.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
Bnslness Ghanres.

A RST-CLASS MILLINERY and DRESS
"A MAKING Business tor sale good si9ch good VIII ETC.,
fitting, all order place f0ra No. drtssma GER -
there Is none here That do this branch perfectly iaing
oversight OF Sc rg price rrasciloe 10 gooi
patty none but those that mean business An
aver for Ons week Nj LINER and DRhssMA hhlb LOCK
BOX 81 New Milford, Conn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

SSGrs leSf seo4775 sae79s25 Dec. sG24oJO
Compared with that OF the corresponding date
"a 1s59 the present statement shows: Loans
increased. i4,953. 100; specie increased,
S3i t79 500; legal-tenders ceereased $50 4t2 500;
6epo.its increased, S40.456 700; circulation m
srasased 80 O43 500; surplus reserve decreased,
Ma sg7 l75 The total reserve lS69, Ses, 500 now
i IS. SO per cent of the total deposits AGAINST
267S last week and 1915 for eoruaTy !, Io 81
markets was strong, subject to numerous buctua-
tons. Government bonds were dull. and the per
cents hactuated much a. % per cent. Inc tota
tbe week amounted to only 500 500, against
500. 500 for the preceding week. An u usual
nmonnt of business was done in the District OF Co
immbia 3-65s 1912. 900, and at tirm Prices. The
following are the highest and lowest prices OF bonds
for the week. and the closing sales SATURDAY ana
week ago.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
PRINT CLOTH MARKET.

rut RIVER Mn-s Jan sl.-Although the market has
he.u less active than previous Printing COth A
very arm &c. cash for ca squares ana oO oS 90
Cloths respectively.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02
Total amount Of Assets


pes interest the outstanding eertscttes Of
the holders thereof their leg rep
Tesentave on Tuesday the Third Of February
next
Fifty outstanding certificates OF the issue
Of 1876 redeemed and paid the holders thereof OF
their legal representatives and after Tuesday the Third
February from wb ieh date interest on me amount
IN eeae will cease The produced at
time Of payment. and cancelled to the extent pnL
dividend OF forty cent ~ cared on me net earned
the company Tor the year ending 1ht Decem
ber 49, for which certificates VIII be Issued on ana er
TUESDAY, the Fourth Of NAV next
BY order OF the Board. J. n. CHAPMAN, secretary
TRUSTEESi
J. d. Jones' Royal Phelps Robert j. stuart,
Charlos DennIs Thomas r. Youngs q. De Forest,
W. ". "a. Moore. G. A. Hand tredk Chalhoty,
lewis (urfis John ID, Hewlett, Chas ID. Leverich.
Charles a. Russell. WIFI m H. Webb william Bryce.
James Low Charles r. Burdett, William II. FQgg,
David Lane, Horace Grav. refer ' hlhe.
a " Burnham Edmund w. COrlies, Taos. h. Coodington
Edwin d. Morgan John Elliott horace n. lhnfOef'
VIM. Sturgis, Alexander v BAKE a A. haxeI
ndoinh Ism0yue robert = Mintnrn, William DeErOot,
periann ~ field Chas H. Marshall Henry Collins,
] osiah o. Low; George W. Lane, John l. hker,
william 4. Dodge. .
il JONES President.
CHARLES DENNIS. Vice President
W. II. Ii. MOORE Second Vice President.
a. A. RAVEN, Third Vice President
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

The following shows The rel ltion betWeeh III
total reserve and the total deposit liabilities
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1880-02-02

Total amount Of marine premiums.
No poi cles have been issued upon life risks. nor
upon Ere discOnns cted with marine risks.
Premiums marged OF from lst January. 1873,
to 3lst Deem Der. 1879 ........... ...--..-.--.
Losses paid during the same
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13
CONNECTIONS. ..

At tCOLUMBUS, with Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and
ST. Louis Railway for Philadelphia, Baltimore, Wash
ington and New \ ork.
For Chicago, indianapolis and ST. Louis and all
Western points. -
For Cincinnati, Dayto and all points Little Mi
ami Division.
With Baltimore and Ohio Railroad for Chicago, Bal
tfmore, Washington. Newark and GAINESVILLE.
With Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati and Indian
apois Railway for Delaware, Cleveland, Buffalo and
points North
With Columbus and Toledo Railroad for Delaware,
Toledo. Detroit and the West.
With Columbus, Springfield and Cincinnati Railroad
for London Springfield, Sandusky and Cincinnati.
With Cleveland, Mt. Vernon and Columbus Rail-
road for Cleveland and Mt. Vernon.
At CIRCLEVILLE with G. & NJ. Y. Railway for
Lancaster, GAINESVILLE, Washington c. H., and VIII
mington. Ohio.
AtCHILLICOTHE with NJ. & G. r. r. for Hamden,
Athens, Cincinnati and intermediate points.
At Wavery with s. ). Il. Il. for jackson.
At PORTSMOUTH with Ohio River Steamers for
Ir0nfon. Pomeroy. Gallipolis, Maysvle and Hunting
ton: connecting at Huntington with Chesapeake and
Ohio Railway for Charlottesville. G0rdonsville and
Richmond, Va. JNO. j. ARCHER. q. Il. a.
II. L. NORRIL, Sup,t.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

When a men is standing with one
foot on truck and the other on a
case on the sidewalk, and the horse
suddenly starts, and causes him to
open like pair Of shears, the rapidity
with which he can't decide what to
do is one Of the most insoluble phe-
nomena of human nature.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

IT NEVER FAILs.-Hill's Compound
Extract of Buchu and Cubebs, has
never failed in single instance in
making permanent cure for Kidney
Complaints and all diseases of the Uri-
nary Organs, in either sex. Thou
sands have tried it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

Il was not aware that you knew
him. said Tom Smith to an Irish
friend the other day knew him ?
said he, in tone which comprehend
ed the knowledge of more than one
life. IT knew him when his father
was a boym
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

OEE Of the easiest things to catch,
and at the same time one of the most
difficult things to get rid Of, IS cough
or cold. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
however, always proves equal to the
emergency. Price 25 cents.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

"YoU are an ojus, hidjus idjit, my
dear said playful mamma to hel
daughter at dancingschool the other
day. 80, my dear Mrs, sighed
one of her nighbors, what wouldn
I give to have your knowledge Of
Latin"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

COME here, sissy" said young gen
tleman to little girl, whose sister he
was paying his addresses: you are the
sweetest thing on earth. No, lain t
she replied @'Sister says you are the
sweetest" The gentleman popped the
question the next day.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

JINKs had been .indulging too freely
in ardent spirits. At the street corn
er his hat dropped into the gutter.
Says Jinks; Il know-if | pick you
up I'll fall-If fall you won't p
me-hic-up-goo goodnight" And
he walked off with smile of salts
faction, describing innumerable zig
zags as he went, leaving his hat in
the gutter. y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

JoBBfNs says that he can get into a
circus for fifty cents, but it takes five
hundred pounds to get into his front
door some nights when his wife's gone
to sleep and he's lost his night-key.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

The gentlemen at a dinner-table
were discussing the familiar line IAN
honest mans the noblest work Of
God" when a.little son Of the host
spoke up and said: 1T isn't true.
My mothers better'n any man that
was ever made"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13
THE STANDARD.


American tradesmen who claim
genius for advertising should listen to
Berlin grocer, who thus informs the
public, through the Borsen Zeitung;;
"sTwins are come to me for the third
time. This time boy and a girl. |
entreat my friends and patrons to sup
port me stoutly. Excellent butter,
well worth its price. Similarly, sau-
sage and cheese.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

MAMMA" said little girl, ''as peo-
pie get old, does their hair grow quar-
relsome?" 'sWhy no, my child!
What ever put such a notion in your
head ?" Il thought it must be so, ma,
because | heard that old peoples hair
is constantly falling QUIT!
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

THE well known strengthening
properties of Iron, combined with 9th
er tonics and most perfect nervine,
are found in Carters Iron Pills. which
strengthen the nerves and body, and
improve the blood and complexion.
13maY2t e.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

A SOUTHERN paper has an article
headed "Facts about Beavers and how
to Catch Them This will be inter
esting reading for people whose blow
off and lead them an exasperatlng
chase on windy days. -4,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

NICHOLS BARK AND IRON has none
Of the inky, astringent taste Of the
usual iron preparation. When Ton
ic is needed take this pleasant Aro-
matte Cordial Elixir
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

A PHILOSOPHER, who went to a
church wher4xhe people came in late,
said it was "the fashion there for no
behy to 60 till everybody got there.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

A MOTHER noticing her little daugh-
ter wipe her mouth with her dress
sleeve, asked her what her handker-
chief was for. Said the little one:
1T is to shake at the ladies in the
street. That is what papa does with
his >,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1880-05-13

McFLANNERY heard a gentleman
say of another that he had a too be
nign countenance, and remarked: "A
| 2 be 9 countenance! Phwat a face, to
be sure!''