The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-12-21
FLEA BITES.

4 Two gle ladies 10 he Az ded-Mi-,
Take End Mis-. Sraieneni.-Ez.
How sbort Mes Alliance, Mis- Am
Thrc.;c, Miss &. tieosiioa and Mics Or,
Ant.
A gentleman, while sitting IN the Arg,
s.nciu;a, caught sigL; oi a heading Ia az
article ~ al exchange which r.ad: "tio~
IL make home attractive" lie dTyiy ~.
marked that his ne wss tcn coninGcs;e..
stii act! e nov iur i.'m io ever hope 90
economize GA Co.'S. + 4. nas :osr r,a.risge.
at,is hsughters.--rode-n Argc.
Well, who j. 1" blame inf IT hey are
uo, 1, is not ii.e,r ianit Ihs' l.i-y are
girls ard msrriasiai.e and pretty.
Which wou!d sa'. sooner has-s Ted
:ict stove or car !-Ex. VIA; q ride.
ilous question. 4 Young han xonid
r-,her hug a girl around hot Stove
i'h'.aisiriiis i;rIa.
We sruld rather hug her around ,f-
vEi-, unless she wss Yed-hsiIed, =,
..er. perm y, 10, srcTe would be safer.
"A psrisirnne. ..a receDt hir,i :sy .r-
adversary, ssve dog dinner parIy.-Es.
4 car-soEy gisb,e at ;n- ball at ;ais
would have satisfied Us.
How many .set oi .imh-r we're nsei in
conDs ciion with ,he nan VINO Vas Scored !?
--Hole! X porter.
Also h. much connection .i;h the
stream thrt Was I'd.
-Dou'i lIneer N.sre your 'l,ve iics
,iresminc." v -, A-f ap and tell her L.
gel bres.iss,.-Es
No properly bTgu. ii-up y"ang maj
w0u.J lInger E:cia-'s u, such a locality ;
ae would rather miss hi- breakfast.
Among the Christina advertising pic
,nres. we see one representing SAINTS
Claus crowding cottage organ ir,o q
la II Chicsyo girl, a. aha; is about their
size, xe are informed.
--Occssion s.iy vou ar oi q scre~ be-
ing loose, bat you never hear oi = ships
crew being ilat way. rhey al, get tight.
Ex
Ne-, perhaps; hu' even o siern wheel
~;eamio-I's-crsw hes been known IN
be around loose ani la king things lively
on The ievee.
An exchange SAYS: Good wives ere
wanted in the northwest" Surely this
is not strange. l. the nv place where
thew are no. wabied MIRA Free Press
Yes, sir t.iey ATE s,, = sH'et when sou
step across the stree; - -, msr, az go
down town after supper TO 'i'- pc-tofiice.
The be-i church bells .I- these WHO
make no q, i-e during the service.-Es.
Respectfully commented 10 The notice of
some of our church going bellies and the
c,appers that Hccompsny them.
The four negro girls who were arrest.
ed Las, week for house breaking are nos in
all for sale keeping.-Ex.
We suppose If they had oeen held for
safe robbing they would e ip Jail for
house keeping
Olive Logan says 4 womsn's sA!exusrd
is 70 keep a msn's hands II her, and
What Olive doe-n't kno~ aS9ut il isn't
worth te.iisg.-Ex.
vomsn will take tie offer. and run her
,wn risk, Of the hands afiervsrd.
The watched pot that never boils !.
ha, in the middle Of pcs r table-Ex /
Bat there IL lOt's cf boiling going on all
around II, while there il nf;ss grest dea, ]
4 biosing snd frequently q terrific rx. /
Philadelphia Sun.
IL doesn't need the kick OF 5 mule o 1
ind out wh.t il in il; = psir Of JACKIE will 4
pen il 40 that you can see i, aud call the
"A youth applied TO the town clerk OF !
'oxboro. Mass Tor . marriage license, hut
hat official, seeing that the lsd sss 'o'er
DUNG TO marry" refu.ed the applicant.
T. few hours the lsd returned with .
opy If HE fathers written consent
Give Johnny ih.t document ard tell him
o go 10 H." Perhaps the girls name
Tss Tseien.-Ho,el Reporter.
Her other name VS. Biszca. We have
rs Quenily hesrd the boys On The streets
aention il, Helen 8las0.