Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1880-08-20
Short Sorts.

ever
Always cut an in lis prime AN inter,
Cst coupon.
People whnlivc in glass houses should
pull down the blinds,
Knocking friend down isa sure w,
of dropping an acquaintance,
Miss Kate Forsyth, John MeCul,
lough'S leading actress, is IN Paris
lfyou make il hoptional with me,
says the EnghShmau, IN take hecr
nr ranncrs favoritc poem is Gray'S
"oic oua Distant Prospect " Elton, :"
Permit us to hint that perhaps Dr.
Tanner is in the pay of the melon
\ trade
senator Don Cameron, new mansion
is one ot the largest and handSomsst in
Washington
! SANCTUARY shN,w" are advertised III
England They atc warranted not to
! squeak
The Marquis 1T Mpou has issued an
order ahohShing official work ON sun
day III India
please. pass the butter, rs the man
remarked when he sent his goat Ivy
rail
Onn tramp rag. \ nice figure
Slo0,Om Or Tanner he is nm English
man
James Rclpath, nf lecture lyceum
fame, is To lecture himself next sea-
SON
Emma Abbott is writing herautohio.
gmphy, which She Mill Wll "rhc story
of n Great Singer
\ punstcr challenged sick mans
vote on the ground that he WAS an i'll
legal voter,
\ New Orleans man has Just died ot
eating matches DR. Tanner was trying
- die IT i non-rating match
The Pope, hair is now white, He
has strong and vibrating voice, and
bears himself with the utmost dignity,
Mark Twain has written 10 the III.
mira advertiser acknowledging that lac
is u candidate for the presidency, How
nice
Mr. Earl Marble, Young journalist
of Boston. has written the lihrcttn ut n
comic opera which Mr. Alfred Collier
Is now setting tomuslc
The birthday of Richard Wagner,
the composer, is celebrated i'll Germany
with rs much regularity rs if he We're
one &c the NEUROLOGICAL heroes sc an
tiquity,
4 little Jesuit SON and hoir--"Mn, |
wish You wouldn't leave me alone with
the baby. cnu,c have "a cut III the
Jam am oranges, an cakes an things
to nmuse her,
An Ohio thief used wagon with u
crooked wheel 10 draw away stolen
wool, and the cunstahlc' Canght him 10y
following the eccentric track,
The Tennessee Jubilee Singers. hv
their concerning tours, have made $3.50
600 for the Fisk University Of Tonnes
see. the college for the education OF
eolorcd people
He was from the mountain side, and
MAS buying his first glass Of soda. 81
wish You'd skim OH Tint skum, boss;
nin't paying for no froth. you bet :
The Chinese are learning to chew
linc-cut tobacco, but they can never
spit with m American gentleman
while their eyes arc - much on th,
bias.
General burnside owns n fifty uer,
farm nj Bristol, Il l., and i voted q
success rs an agriculmrist by his neigh
bors ana visitilors, with whom he is very
popular.
Mrs senator Don Cameron, who il
described NJ n woman oigrarcml pres
ence and bright mind, and the owner
Of beautiful large, brown eyes l. among
the few most admired in Saratoga,
According to one of the London stat
istiCal pnpers there are 100000,
lying idle in England, nj the prescn
time waiting for something promising
n fair profit to turn up.
T. ofcssor Wntcrhousc, of Washing
ton University, 50. louis, has been np
pointed hy President Hayes one Of th'
commissioners To the Worlds Fair, IL
bc held in New York in 1883,
! Ii i. reported tint Roy W. II II
| Mury Adirondack, for shortl. wh'
il still abroad is working to recover hi
} fortunes, and is possessed of a mnnii
for paying his debts and recovering pos
= ssion Of his lost estate
An Ifishmnn Of u mechanical turn
took of his gas-mctsc e. repair II him
self and put II Oh again upside down
Al the end Of the quarter il was PROVED
that the company owed him Sl5.75.
What must | do, asked ncnr
and conccitcd man ofn friend who
knew him well, TO get n picture Of III,
one love most Sit for your owl
portrait, wns The reply
Tanner illustrates the value of Ia,
will power a man who can look u
the good thing in Il restaurant window
and make himself believe that lie III,
Just eaton little too much need never
spend cent to keep on good term
with his stomach
Ihs Il the season ~ tie yenr whcr
tie leyci.hcaded young man goes of
with a small sachcl in one hand and
doue-up pole in the other, % catcl
iish; and when tile elegant young lady
goes of, with big trunk in one car and