West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1880-11-27
Salt tsiNCr Ttdtugs.
SALT R,yER Nuy %, 1880.

shed hy the Gcar one we LEFT behind rs,
and for this reason am prompted Co ssud
another mission to the AUGus that they
msy ascertain how We sre tAriug IN this
section OF The country.
II would take tho adequate language
OF ShaGSpcar or Byron 10 describe the
sayings aud doinGs ia tbis abnormal r,-
giou, feel that Ny vernaculsr ia no,
equal to the task
The. hrst 10 p!cv the rylo of speaker
was VIII Raymond, which pen verbatim.
"Tte Republican party. seems To have
been huuultd throughuu,,th, ir lie by the
idea ;het Providence had some especial
spite against ibe Democratic patty aud
taot, in measure 20 compensate thcm
Tor their sal ioI Republicans should be
very ktud to Them, white thc GOV, rniu.nt
Il the day. might make thvms sm,lion1ires
or give A,m positions 90 Nit Natc,' Civil
service Reform Yes" r,iund jaw
Bonadc!d, "supposo II ,Glme fortinger
strange TO ihe!reuiuohs ot EUghsh litcit.-
'utc- somo Japanese, tor example, or
New I.alshdtr come before his ume-
we've 10 come over to ascertain facts Ia -,-
gard to American politics, Gnd were sud
denly 10 announce To us, with the happy
sudsciy OF ignorance. ,thst tue Dcmo-
c'NcY wUre exceptionally EoltuuMo. ,Bt.
cS0so thcy svt go 80 up Sall R,yer ir,o grat
~, ruppoee) 'Why, ne mgutg,y, hnd
tax Nh're the vast majority OF the
Am,iCan Icuplc sfo bonn 20 rule that
lEc minority do H." "But what's ths use
lakiuS, play fully gpSk, Wiu Anderson.
'ineTo orc only two things worth living
f''--poh'ica aud pretty women" "Bs
soTrAh thsrs-su, me. unR lad" says The
"it1y lishmsU, JlmuJ. Hunt, give ms
a party garyel An III wE,lop IA Gfyil, an
rlackeu the two cyes % mo ould grrnd
mother An fur puiEtake., 1 wuuldut
part viii 'em fur the WHole World, Tho
u miiu DO !ined..wld parties, an Soaksd
"id bnliermiik Gu uhisky, sur. Au' for
ia R'puslsn party Ell kaye Up IL hubba.
boo, al ouuy ruO al -
~ AsJ a patoa o. pI4liss,
"id.two pigs an ..sscow, .sbure.
wouidna c4.i GaIh. ld no
UDcle, pom me .sowll'
@utta this juucturc como one ,iacu-
lated That the mail carrier had a letter for
The Tuuntltoo delegation, whcrcupon
Squire. .SbsTer opened aud read IL. Il.
wss = cOugralulsliOn lotlor from Col J,o
81. WHITAKER OF Au2len, portion oi
whicbI-opcu,d.
TO the defuuct Democracy
Victory now has made us fros,
We haste, we hasis, our friends 10 gee.
/ read with eXquirtespleAsure IN tho
AIoUs Of the 13lb mto. Your safe ar
nyal n! tho end of your dcstuatiuu. L.
sGords no much pleasure, indeed, 10
khow that'lyou havo received your just
fate tor ua~ittiuely voting tho Dsno-
cratic ticketssl the recent sloctioo.
In 1894 We wills.oomiaaie Gen. Grant
by scclamAuou, AID ~ conscqaours
hereof, viii elect him ia spite Of ail tho
ciiqucs and 6ddors is b,-, Ana on the
4'h day Of March, IeSs, he will declare
bimself Emperor of1Ansrica; aud we.
one and hI, (Rspub.icsbs), will ucc pi
ii. fac, win a GODS lovog grace -
Ysu,s 10 OaraclJ,
Jo,EPh 81 WfrrlEaR.
"Nh hat ID aiGle-laddls il that hos
puiuu2 through him, ask,d jay B,na-
tsld. who wAs standing at my elbow
"On, tLa's rnili way Col Joe h,.s for
teasing Squire ShsG-f. Ii1 iskos great
deugss 10 hurlcsqang toe sq1ro." I
sSw lbrough % q, once ard joined in tie
laughter
The Democracy ha5 publication on
Tbuf.ay, "uv. 49, over ,Lc sfrysi of q
"c..eDrs'od dog" !, vas la.rilsd "anoth.
er SYcllrrn outrage a,d forgery This
d"g wss scrt 90 mo pmpor,lnQ - be q
No. I pointer ssd "seiicr,' bnt ] Zoo
tb,s be is only good Tor setting in tbe
house ard pointing al bone of meat
Isho him nnd make soup oDt Of him
Signed, MARTIN Llth.L' or course. 0c
aro "thsukful for smsn f1yors and large
once boo pofNou.'
Mr. " tor, / fear have written too
mucu sitcady. bot before closing ,ha
scrawi 1 wish ~ tell our Tonnclton friends
bow Our delegation psss ths monolopul
bpuff WuiO 4 no or on o,d stump
wrJIag fhe ! rouc1 i1 tfe rlvht ~ Ds
sits VIII HaymoDd. reading "M lone
PDa5so Lost , to iboleu al- jay Roua.
Bfid reading book entitled "Put
fHuush or, Coos end Pos1m h1rt-
ing EEpascd. Jsys rYe. arc irfsurd
alth tears s., pbtre.icslly ie Ash Glbs.u
reading book entitled "I Beloug 10 The
Wrong Psg,y. BltFil STICK 60 Ny Faith. '
thsl Inadvertently u1umroa, GOOD
blsss yol my oDhtl Squire sasRey St,
s,snong 10 by The ffs r,acibg 'Bllrz
stone" HAIRY Zmmermso is eDgsrsu
readiag to.k ruiiucd zone Tbnussnd
Mtis- ifOm N mo sud No Way 90 gsi
bark abli. uut sooC nslgreI a.l 0itty
fnyud. jimmy Hurl 10 situgg ttTatdl,
" tvucp isi. sbgiug-
".lai sfa Ul t.f tACtsI.s Sold.
l.Yea ner fn. 500 uc,rsrt goI.. Co.,.
10 ns- Dol = currently Tfyur.t t.u
tbsi Kos York sld IruusFlysus la.
gnss Or E.rrocs aGa fbrt he is tlerts.
President Please l.tu know if as d
roc iar We srs very anxious i0 rr
bone
Nell, mvot clos. -s supper &C. rea8y.
d nm yU.rs hunnf8IIg.