The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1880-02-06
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Mr.. Nasty Calmly Reviews the Situation
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Mr.. Nasty Calmly Reviews the Situation
In Maine
CoNFEDRIT y ROADS, !
witch is in the State Nv Kentucky,
January "a, 1880. }
sence my return from Augusty, hey
heard the nooze from the State Nv Maine,
That onmittygatid noosance Jim Blaine
hez yeokered the Democrisy, and hez
taken poseshun Nv the State, and wat is
worse very hevvy majority Nv the peo'
pie Nv the State sustains him in his 700.
serpashen.
The people Nv Maine are so besotted,
that they skornfully reject thesweet boon
nv Dimekratic rool, and may say, ez wuz
sed about Jefoosalem, ave wood hev
gathered you under our wings ez hem
hawk gathereth chickens, but ye wood
not"
To see the Republican Legislacher COM
fortably installed in the State House, wich
is heated by steam aud hez cushened seats,
passin laws like anything, while the dis
tressed Dimekratic members Nv wat we
consider the legle legislacher is holdin
it's sessions on the cold side walks, seat
on fence bein considered a luxury, is a
site to move the gods to pity. And then
when one considers that the Dimekratic
Legislacher is paying its own board and
It's own likker bills without the remotest
hope NV gittin cent Nv 1t back out NV the
State Treasury, 1t Is enuff to melt hart OF
stun and to draw teers from stun monu-
ment.
/ sed, when I rote from Augusty that
the plan Nv the Maine Dimocrisy laid
over that Nv both the Moo York and Miss
issippy.
/ wuz mistaken. The Moo York plan
NV buyin eleckshuns wont answer, for the
Dimocrisy amt got no money, and the
Republicans cant be ughtanyhow. But
l find 1t necessary that the Mississippy
plan should be grated onto the Maine
plan. There shood be ioodishus com.
binashen Nv the two.
Governor Garcelon wuz entirely rite in
countin out the Republican members, but
wat good wuz it Of a Soopreme Court Good
count EN- in agin? Rite here wuz whar
| he shood hev adopted the Yazoo tactics.
After he he'd countid out enuf Republic
kins to give the Legislacher to the Dim
ocrisy, he should hev he'd rifle club in
readiness to shoot the counted out men,
bers, so that they woodent be likely to
come up and elaine their seats. Then, to
make ashoorence doubly shoor, he shood
limmejitly hev shot the entire Soopreme
Court, for it is melancholy fact that the
courts are ginerally agin the Dimocrisy.
Then he wood hev he'd EN-. There wood
hey been no Republicans to contest seats,
and II Their he'd bid, there wood hev bin no
court to appeal to.
That would hev bin Napoleonic. Alas!
Gov. Gorcelon is no Napoleon, and so we
hey lost Maine, and Blaine and Chamberlin
triumph 1t is sad, and 1 weep with the
discomfitted Dimocrisy.
Notwithstanding the factsthatlots re-
turns from Towns came in, in witch the ia
wuzn't dotted and the Is wuzn't crossed,
we are forced to resine the Legislacbel
and the controle nv the State TO the Radi
kels, and the Dimocrasy is, literally out in
the cold. go !,
Gov. Garcelon is failure. He didn'l
ketch on to the hull idee. His idee W
steelin the State wuz good enuf, but he
needed shot guns 10 hold 1t. Lackin sho
guns, the property slid out Nv his hands
and to-day he is latin stock. FL Blame
and Chamberlain he'd bin in Mississippi
they woodent have worried us grea
while.
But Dimocrisy Is accustomed to defect
and I hey got so used to 1t that dom
mind II. PETROLEUM V. Massey,
(Still hopefully