The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1880-04-01
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April onth.
Mind yer eye.
All Fools day.
More storm brewing.
Parisians eat half million snails
day.
The Indian trOuble-To get enougr
| f-ewater.
There is not an infdel book 10 th
Welsh language.
Apostle C. c. Rich ia down from
the north once more.
April showers already-mixed with
a slight sensation of slaet.
o. Wednesday E. Eng!es was fuet
80 for assault end battery.
Mike Coffee was fined S. or
Wednesday for being drunk.
But little business was done in the
District Court on Wednesday.
Seventeen years ago to-day the bat
tie OF the Grand Gulf took place.
The canal question occupies con.
siderable space again this MOI ming.
c. johnson was assessed a V by
Judge Piper for violating a city
ordinance.
The frat runaway for weeks took
place on Wednesday, but was 70. an
eventful one.
The advertisement of Mr.. James
Payne, boot maker. will be found in
this mornings issue.
The names OF the troupe accom-
panying the great Sothern appear in
to-dsy's issue. Mr.. Scthern plays
only on Saturday night.
When any travelling agent wants to
save you 10 per cent. in kerosene
look cut that you don't lose 80 per
cent, in something else.
The first performance of the
Grand Duchess" by the petite com
pany, trained by Mr.. Smyth, takes
place on Friday evening.
Ogden continues the discussion oil
The water problem for her locality, |
he Junction expressing itself on the
subject "Wednesday evening.
Mr.. Paul Hammer bas just finished |
! fine portrait of Mrs. Nicholas
3roesbeck in Indian ink, which is re.
ifelike, and ELECTS general
admiration.
We have received important in.
tina. American girls have
esolVed to relinquish their leap year
privileges during the coming ice.
'resm season.
Mccormick & Co., yesterday, re.
eived two car loads OF bullion from
he Old Telegraph Smelter. one from
he Brooks, and one car of Germanig
efned lead. valued at s., 43O.
Census. takers will be paid 81 per
sy. This is poor compensation for
eing called a "liar, BLACKBOARD and
villain" by every other woman in
be block when her age is guessed at.
A saa Francisco dispatch tells of
mother victim to the Is, 10, IA puz-
lie, painter in that city becoming
name on Tuesday through it, and |
overing his floor and walls with
cures.
This is getting to be well padded
World. There are horse-pads, foot
ads, hip-pads, liver-pads. kidney.
ads, lung-pads and stomach-pads,
nd some one will have a pad for
aid heads.
Messrs. Won. Jennings & Sors
egsn moving into their new quar-
era last night, the building formerly |
by the Coop. Drug Store. It |
will be used as the clothing and boot
nj shoe department.
Professor Careless has received a
tote of thanks from Herr Wilhelm
or the courtesy done him willis here
y the Careless Orchestra. The re-
iowned violinist with the peculiar j
.oes not forge! kindness readily.
Miles E. Campbell, a petit Juror
ummoned to act as such this term,
nd who, failing to appear, was fined
80 for contempt. came before Judge
Hunter on Wednesday, and purged
himself OF the contempt and was ex-
used.
lis an easy thing to sing of spring
When the air is calm and breezy;
IT'S sneezy thing Of spring to sing
When your own head is wheezy.