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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04
MISCELLANY.

NEATLY NABBED.--There Is story told OF
lady and gentleman travelling together on an
English railroad. They were strangers to
each other. Suddenly the gentleman said :
Madam, viii trouble you to look out OF
tbe window for few minutes / am going to
make some changes in my wearing apparel.
Certainly, sir, she replied, rising and turn
ing her back upon him. In short time he
said s" Now, madam, my change is complete
and YOU may resume your seat" When the
lady turned she beheld her male companion
transformed into a dashing lady, with heavy
veil over her face.
"Now, sir or madam, whichever you like"
said the lady, !" must trouble you to look
out of the window, for | also have some
changes to make in my apparel" Certain
", madam, . and the gentleman in lady's at
tire Immediately complied. Now, sir, you
may resume your seat" To bis great surprise
on resuming his seat, the gentleman in female
attire found his lady companion transformed
into man. He laughed and said ut APP
pears that we are both anxious to avoid reco :
nition What have you done? have
robbed bank. 'sAnd /, said the whilom
lady, as he dexterously fettered his compan-
ions wrists with a pair of handouts, lam
Detective j of Scotland Yard, and in
female apparel have Swallowed you for two
days; now," drawing revolver, keep
STILL"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04
Statement Made
U M I'D ER OATH.

To WHOM IT MAY coNcERS.-In the year 1875 treat
ed with Kendalrs SPAWN Cure, bone spawn of seye-
raj months growth, nearly half large hens egg,
and completely stopped the lameness and removed the
enlargement 1havo worked the horse ever since very
hard and he never has been lame could see
any difference in tho Size Of the hook joints since
treated him with kendals spayinlcure. 81
II, A. GAINES.
Enosburgh Falls. Vt. Feb. 20, 1870 =
sworn and subscribed before this 25th day of Feb
A. D.. 1879. M
JOHN G. JENNIE, Justice of the Peace.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04

When Lincoln was nominated he received
the news while sitting in the Springfield tel
egraph office. His first remark was, " There
is a little woman down the street who will be
interested in this. I'll 60 and tell her,
When Garfield had been nominated and was
receiving the first congratulations, he sudden
ly turned to a friend, as though reminded of
something to DO done, and said, "Sherwin,
won't you telegraph to my wife, She ought
to know this
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04

How some people live in New York can
only be detected by fire or fall of the
building, when it is very much like unearth-
ing, when it is very much like unearthng
venerable colony of rats. three story
building standing on the rear OF lot IN
Roosevelt street began to show symptoms on
Tuesday morning Of coming fall part OF
a wall did tumble down, and disaster was so
imminent that the occupants were driven out
by the police. They were all Italians, and in
that one three story house nearly one hundred
people we're sheltered-twenty families in all.
They protested loudly, and curses uttered in
the choicest OF Italian resounded through
their ruined habitation. There were mothers
who objected, fathers who blssphemed and
infants who cried, but the police were inexor-
able, and after an arduous atrack the house
was finally cleared of all. They spread them
selves around the neighborhood, refusing to
look up other apartments, and illustrating
Low easy it is to degrade humanity to the
lowest level.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04

"Peter Burns" said Judge Peloubet this
morning to prisoner "you are charged with
being drunk what do you plead ?"
"Judge, cannot tell a lie, replied the de-
PENDANT !" was drunk as boiled OWL
"Peter Burns, out of respect for your
truthfulness, you are discharged"
"Thankee, sir 1 always new veraoity was
the soul of wit, and when economy is bliss tits
folly to be wise.'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04

Quietness is often strength silence wis
dom. The swift stream is not always power
full, nor the noisy one the deepest. Thus is
it in life; the man of moral strength can
afford 20 be patient. Job could wait for bis
vindication and come out of his ordeal purified
like fine gold, an example to the world of pa
thence under suffering aud bereavement. Can
you?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04
From
Rev. P. N. GRANGER,

Presiding Elder of the St. Adams District.
ST. Albans, VT, Jan. goth 1880.
Dr. b. y Eeadan C Co. Gcnts:--In reply to your
letter will say that my experience with Kendall's
SPAWN Cure has been yorY satisfactory indeed Three
or four years AGO procured bottle of your agent and
with it, cured horse of lameness caused by SPAWN
Last season my horse became very lame and turned
him out for few weeks when he became better. but
when put him on the road he grew worse when
discovered that ring bone forming procured q
bottle OF Kendai's Sfavin Cure and with less than
bottle him thai no Is not lame neither the
bunch be found Respectfully yours,
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Perseverance will Tell +!

Stoughton. Mass, March i6th 1880.
B. j. Kendall e Co., Gents lin Justice to you and
myself ! think ought to let you know that have
moved two bone spayins with Kendalrs SPAWN cure,n
very large one; Don't know how long the SPAWN
had been there. have owned tho horse eight months
IL took me four months to take take the large Off
and two for the small have used 10 bottles The
horse is entirely we'll not at all stiff, and bunch to
be felt This is wonderful medicine. IL Is
Its sale will be very great. Respectfully yours
CHAS. u. PARKER.
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Literary Revolution and
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Kendall's SPAWN Cure on
Human Flesh.
BAKrRsr1rLp. w. Dec. %. /

BARERsFIELD, VIZ, Dee 90 1870,
d. ]. KENDALL Co.: Ge1ts,-I wish to add my tes-
mony In favor of your invaluable liniment KendalPs
SPAWN Cure" In the spring Of 1862 slipped on the
ice and sprained my right limb at the knee Joint.
very lame, and at times suffered the most excruc-
ating pain wore handage on Il for year, and
tried most everything within my reach but could find
nothing that would give me permanent relief When
overworked, u would pain me very much In. April,
having some of -'Kendalls SPAWN Cure thought l
would try IT, used one-third OF bottle, and expef-
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04

Is sure Its effects mild In Its action 1t does not
blister and yet it is penetrating and powerful to reach
any deep seated pain to remove any bony growth or
any other enlargement fused for several days such
spavns, splints eurbs, callous, sprans swengs, or
any amencss aud all engagements OF the joints ana
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Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think
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Price 81 per bottle bottles for 81. All druggists
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address on receipht of price by the proprietors
DIR. II. ]. KENDALL \ Co.
Enosburgh Falls, Vermont,
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1880-08-04
NOTICE.

TIME undersigned has been appointed agent for the
GREENHOUSE PROPERTY, located ON Main st.
above Delayan All persons hereby notified. that
rents aeerung from this date are payable only to the
undersigned who is authorized to receive the same.
The above named property is offered for sale
sonable terms.
Lambortville, Dec. 81. 1879.
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"My works dun,' remarked the collector
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IndspeEdeRt.
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The politicians doom follows hard upon
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One act Of charity il. worth a century of
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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
NOTICE TO LIENHOLDERS.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
4 Third Judicial District of the State OF Ne
va1a. in and for the County of Lyon
John Lothrop hereby q, ,as notice that he
has commenced action in the above.eu .
titled court as plaintiff against he Eureka
Gold aud silver Mining Company, defendant.
to foreclose certain liens claimed by kim AZ
assignee of various lienholdars; all OF which
said liens ar, upon the following described
mining claim aud premises, to-wtt.
That certain mining claim or location sitVs
ate in Palmyra and Indian Springs Mining
District. Lyon County, Nevada; commencing
at q notice. and running thence in a northerly
direction along the course Of said vein fifteen
hundred l50)I feet, with all the dips, spurs
aud angles. aud three hundred $500 feet on
each side of the center of said ledge; said
cleim being about seven hundred t700l feet
from tho ruins Of store house in the town
of Como, and about one-quarter NJ of one
mile from the summit, and known as the Eu-
reka Gold aud Silver Mining Company's claim,
aud recorded in Lyon County Records Of
Miscellaneous, Book IL pages 422 and 42S
together with the improvements thereon.
Said liens and claims are held under an act
OF the Legislature of the State of Nevada en-
titled, " An Act to secure liens to mechanics
and others, and to repeal all other acts In re-
lation thereto;'' approved March ., S15
Notice is hereby given to all persons claim
ing or holding liens on said premise under
the provisions of said act OF the Legislature
of the State OF Nevada. 10 be and appear in
the District Court of tho Third Judoql Dis
trict OF the State OF Nevada in and for Lyon
Cornty, on the Sth day OF July, 1880, at 10
o'clock A. NJ. of said day, at the courtroom OF
said court at Dayton in said Lyon County,
then and there to make proof of said liens.
GEO. W. KEITH,
Attorney for Plaintiff
june a. 1870
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
PATENTS SBTAIHEp % Gsn IS1..5,

A WEEK in your own town, and no
capital rlsked, You can give the
business a trial without expense.
The beat opportunity ever offered for
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tDOOtry nothing else until you see for
yourself what you can DO at the
business we offer. No room to ex-
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time or only your spare time TO the
business. And make great pay for every hour
that you work. Women make as much as mon
Send for special private terms aud partiou-
lara. which we mail free. s. Outht free
Don't complain OF hard times when YOU have
such a chance. Address II. HALLETr & COa
Portlsnd, Maine.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
ALL OUR MEDICINES ARE PURE.

The undersigned nave lately purchased the
store OF Boisot h Stewart, and intend BY strict
attention to business, fair dealing and Keep
ing hrst class stock of goods, TO deserve tke
patronage OF all needing goods in ear line.
Orders by STAGE promqts& attended to. and
returned by next stage.
W. A. HAsRBoUCKs a. W HALA
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
NOTICE OF SUITS
COMMENCED.
State of Nevada. County Of Lyox- x--Distriet At
torney's office, Da3 ton Courthouse.

State OF Nevada. County of LyoE- District AZ.
torney's office, Da, ton Courthouse.
To the following-named defendants, snd TO
oil owners of, or claimants to. the real 60.
tate and personal property and all Am.
provsments thsreoD, hereinafter de-
scribed:
w oU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT
III suits have been commenced in the Jus
tics Court OF Silver City Tewnahtp, Lyen
County, Nevada, before Daniel e. Asrkin.
ESQ., Justice of the Peace Of said township.
by the state Of Nevada, plaintih. against eacA
Of the defendants hereinafter named, sna
each Of the following descrihed tracts ana
parcels of land, with the improvements
thereon, and all Ow ners or claimants 20 the
same, known or unknown, to recover the TAX
and delinquency assessed to said defeDdants.
aeainst said property, for the fiscal yesr COM
mencing OH the first day of January. 1879. and
ending on the last day Of December. 1917 ana
that summons has been duly issued in esch
case. And you are further notified that unless
you appear and answer the complaint nieu IN
said cause on or before the
SIXTH DAY OF MARCH, A. D. 1850.
At IL o'clsek, A. NJ, Judgment will be taken
against you, and the real estate, improve.
mcnts, and personal property herein de-
scribed, for the amount Of the tax and delin-
quency specified. together with the cesss OF
suit in zach case, viz:
Daney Gold and Silver Mining Company -
Building and hcistinR works on the east side
Of the Carson road, at the upper end OF Spring
Valley, with land claim in Dauey Canyon.
Nevada.
Thomas Higins.--H House and lot on High
street, sdjoiping Seswsll south, in Silver City.
/ yen county. Nevada.
:homas Mcdonald That vacant lot ad
joining the old brewery in Silver City. Neva-
ds. and saloon fixtures In sutro. Lyon county.
EeyadR.
All wong--That vacant lot on west side Of
Main street. adjoining Philip Geyer north: In
Silver City. Lyon county. Nevada.
Together with the coats In each suit.
JOHN POWELL. JR..
District Attorney, Lyon County. Nevada.
X. A. COOKE,
Sheriff. Lyon County. Nsvada.
layton. New, January 20. 1850.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
June IA, 1880.

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SILVER CITY. NEW, SATURDAY. JULY 10. 1880.


TO 5000 A YEAR, or S5 to
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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1880-07-10
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

as Loss OF Memory, Lassltude, NOctnrnaI
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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-30
W no Can Tell?

Can any one tell why men who cannot
pay small bills can always ind money to
buy liquor and treat when SIN eng friends:
Can any one tell why it is that some
mothers are always ready to sew for tht
distant heather when their own children
are ragged and dirty?
Can any one tell how men live and sup.
port their families who have no income
and no work, when others, who are indus
;rious, are half starved?
Can any one tell why four fifths of tn c
young ladie. prefer braisless fop, under
q plug ha', vi h tight pants snl short
coat, to man with brains? .-s
Can any one tell how young men who
are always behind with their landlords
can play billiards, night and day, and
always be ready for game of cards when
money is at stake?
Can any one tell why the man who is
always complaining that he cannot afford
to subscribe for the local newspaper, and
every week borrows it from his hoighbor,
can afford TO attend every travelling show
that comes into town?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-30
PERSONAL.

Dr. Caldwell, as WAS expected, returned
on Christmas day, and has been KEEP
pretty busy ever since.
The cold did not deter Major Fridley
from making his regular monthly visit to
Princeton on Monday and Tuesday.
Mr.. Thomas Kerr, a former resi- len; of
this place but now denizeI OF H mock,
is down here on visit to his friends.
Dr. r. F. Lynch started for Chicago
this morning He intends to remain in
that city this winter ald attend medical
college.
George Cham5 erlain was in town Satur-
day night; he h - charge OF a camp for
Charles Martin over on Black Brook,
Morrison Go. George reports 100000
banked at both camps.
Messrs George Warren, A. N. Gowen
and Gail Phi'bricls were visible on the
streets OF our village, yesterday. They
had just returned from below where thev
had been spending Christmas with tLeir
families.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. T. Barker, of Cam
bridge. were over in atte ldance at til. in
stallation dance, Monday night Henry
brealhes easier now that he has got the
Press off his hands, but judging from
what we hear, the patrons Of that paper
would prefer to have Barker still at the
hem.
Perkins, the wide awake, popular rep
resenta,ive Of the square deal ing whole
sale grocery house of Harrison s. Co.,
Minneapolis, arrived in town, Tuesday,
sold most Of our merchants bills of goods,
visited Cam bridge and Spencer Brook,
Wednesday, and left for Minneapolis this
morning
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1880-12-30

| ana "a against the issuance OF BRIDGE.
bonds. Between the hours If nine and
ten a. NJ, on Monday, pursuant 10 i,otice,
the town clerk called those VINO
We're assembled in the CONT
house hall to order. N. G.
Dnnning was elected moderator; Super.
vlsors Rines and Newton and J. T. ID.
oadiey- Supervisor Whitney being alb
sept--acted as judges and the town clerk
and Chas. VanWormer served as clerks
of election.
There was little or no clectioneerinr
1eitEer for or against the proposition, the
voters generally picking up their bal lots
of the table and voting openly A, no
time during The day was there third of
The votes in the ballet box against the is.
lsuance of bonds, the friends of the meas
ure watched the voting closely and knew
how matters stood, hence they betrayed
no uneasiness as to the result. It sean, !
Estrange that the Germany farmers, almost
to man. voted against the bonds al.
though they are most directly interest.
red III having good bridges. .
Now that the thing is settled we reiter
ate the assertion made in last weeks
US1oN that it is to the interest of the
farmers that these bridges be built at
once, so that the wealthy pine land own
ers may contribute their share toward
public improvements; besides, in all prob
ability, tie Mile Laos reservat ion with
its 100000, 900 feet Of timber will be
brought into market this spring and
will be liable to taxation before ano. her
year speeds around. We have no fears
but " hat the supervisors will act wisely
and 60 ahead and build two good sub
stantial bridges as economically as pos
sibie. . ..