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The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1880-11-26
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For the next ten days we will sell, for
cash, paints and oils as follows:
White lead, S. p, per 100 lbs. SO 80
Boiled oil, per gallon. ..... rs
Raw oil ......... 20
Turpentine ..... 55
Paint brushes. Low.
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PERs0NAL MENTION.
Capt. I. A. Taylor is the city Tuesday.

Capt. I. A. Taylor is the city Tuesday.
Mr.. R. p Thompson, of Springfield,
Ohio. is visiting Prot. Carmichael.
Mrs. T. A. Jones, of Canon City, Col
orado, is Wis iting her uncle, Mr.. Tyther-
leigh, OF this place
OK DIT-That Will Hawk will soon
accept q position in the new dry goods
store Of j. w. latham.
DR.. R. Cordley returned Thursday
from st. Louis, where he attended the
Congregational council.
The janitor of the Normal, who has
been very low for several weeks with
typhoid fever, is slowly recovering.
Miss Hale, late OF the Singer sewing
machine Office. has accepted clerkship
in the jewelry store Of ]. E. Jordon.
Elisha Parker, one of the early settlers
Of Lyon county, but now ofSumner, was
in the city Saturday en- route to
Lawrence.
Miss Clara Jackson, who has been
visiting Mis-. Bowen, of this city, return.
ed to her home in Las Animas, Colora.
do, last week.
Abe Steinberger, of the Howard
Courant, called Saturday. Abe is a boss
printer and gets up one of the newsiest
and best looking papers in Kansas.
Miss Ellen Plumb returned from
Chicago day or two since and tie city
book store will accordingly soon be
filled with novelties for the holidays.
W. B. Jones, Jr., formerly of this city
is now employed with Scribner & Co,
publishers, New York City. Wills
friends here will be glad to know that he
is doing SO well.
Hon. John NJ. Glover, ex-member Of
congress, of LAGRANGE, Mo-, is in the
city, looking after the estate of his faith
erin law, the late Thomas Condell. o.
Waterloo township, this county.
We learn that L. G. Gilmore, formerly
of Emporia, now Of Parsons, will be 9
candidate for doorkeeper of the senate
Mr.. G. is a printer, and we can recon-
mend him to senators as a suitable per
SON for the position.
Harry P. Clark of the Emporia nation
al bank, left Saturday for short visit tt
his home in Cincinnati. We did no
learn whether he was going to bring any
one back with him or not, that is any
brother-Or relative of any Lrother.
E. Carney, city attorney of Leaven
worth, the Oldest son of Hon. T. Carney
visited our city yesterday and was the
guest of Prof Carmichael. He had beer
visiting his brother at Great Bend thi
state. While here he visited the Nor
NAL, water works and other points of in
terest in the city. He expressed the be
lief that Emporia was ahead on the
water question. Mr.. Carney was foI
mer pupil of Prof. Carmichael. If MI
CarneY's present success is the index o
his future attainments, we shall expec
to hear better things of him IN the still
higher avenues of life.
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Don't hesitate, if your kidneys trouble
Won, for Days Kidney Pad win surely
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MAPLEwooD CENETERY.-F. w. Hirth
is the authorized agent for the sale of
lots in this cemetery, located northwest
of the city. He will attend to having
graves dug for those who desire him to
do SO. Office at Arnold s. Co.'s furni-
ture store.
N. B.-A!l persons indebted for lots
already selected will please call and pay.
Money TO loan on mortgage of real es-
tate in Kansas. Correspondence and APP
plications solicited.
VAN r. HOLMES s. Co.,
Harrison @. Cross, Emporia, KS.
Van r. Holmes,
Otis d. lSlcdn.
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HELD HOk POSTAGE.
William Rienardsoa, Big Lick. East Tenn
Stephen Taylor, SAINTS Re, New Mexico
Mr. ". +. ToEnpkins, EoztArcp. Colo.
HE'D Ro3 BEETEB DIRECTION.
Mr.. G. G. Kamkfns, Home Sta. Green Co.
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LETTER list.

Advertised November -. 1880.
Persons calling for any Of the following let
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EMPoRIA PHARMACY,
III Commercial street.
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FRANK LESLIE PUBLISHING Co.,
15 Dey street, New York.
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SARKERs HAIR BkisA - IS = Z. e - -
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a: II! otGhihnnp r~ati
, 1880-01-17

linn IL In thu negative ma whose ontv
III, T., In 1,,nnt,iorn ~ ay-,Ed uon,io ts IL,
virtue Of s,,ct, at, election cannot become ti,e
ncttun f,nyrrnnr. hcrausc 1,c ia mt Tim |ecnl
ITesitlenL ot Tie oenntc. II III tHo twenty
voting at suc| choice Of President Ut the
srnntr eight ,1tt1 not nn,,ror tn hc r]rctrd hv
thr o,1,cinI rct,,r,,s muller lin Coust,tutlnn
an1 ,Iorfstnn NJ th, Cour,. m,l wrrn
~ IT, font otno+nI thnro ,vna linn,
~, lanai ,,,nr,,u, and co,,,l In m voJf,1 ntnc,
Inn of n"r,,annnt t''I nt1Icrrs mot,ytthstanany
i'm efrht i,o,l ,,rcm x,,,ur,n,,ci h,. TIM Gor.
cr,or nr,t f,o,nc1I ,VttIn,t n 1npo{ nnor,.n.
nu1 wifi, thnao mint nurttcinottnr in i'm nh
cnc11nra tn t,,o nvct,'xInt, ri thnsn rtuLtfrl1v
tlo,taT r., thoir ,,tooos tborc co,t,f In IN ,oit
t.lrctfon tf prssi,lcut NJ tl,e Scnate tn nri;,.
cpe,l viii, the organization of Tim Sennta
svtt1ut f,rst ,1clrrmtninr nu,l ,lrclnrtnr
,ts own mcmirrsI,;n. ,yrn ottrn.
linn was nronrrlv rollcti tn the foct
lint ,er.p,,s were t,resp,1t and acting without
rIrht. and Tint members wcre excluded. tic
Secretary refusing to entertain the motion
-. w.. .,.,e,sI t."... -; ,,, a,,,, H., g.;
"'s ."N.',s Il" H., "si'o"' w., "e" ., =" p' "|'
maue, was illegal ah1 Fhl''
QUESTION 10.
become Actiny Governor until ic bus irg,sify
tnniiHnd m st,rh in nIIifion ia hs onniiEc1tioi,
tnn e,tch oslu1iIyng Uaths DO legally nfmints-
,st"r"d by 4 Prcsilsu, nro tc,,. "f Tie Scnate
nan,l,prs RI tho Hnise nre nrescnt ar yoti1le On
u 1notlon to rr"cccti to d IoIi,t convention
Ahswers-uns!er the letter OF tue C"''stH
tullon 1t Is at least doubtful "hetaer tia
President nl the Senate y required to taEe
new oata before exercising the Office OF
In II >na'iler specified therein. Inc practice,
since the organization "f the State, has, we
believe, been uniform against requiring such
new oat'', and tn sncll practical intcrpreta-
tton TT the Constitution. III tho absence
Of express provfsnn or manifest intention to
the contrary, We tlink tile elect SHOULD ho
given.
To tue sixteenth question we reply, tf'atn
legaly-clOsen President Ut The Senate may
become acting GDyerltnr Without the admin.
istrntton Of any other qualifying antl' tl'an
that which il taken III tho office
uf Senator. Tie answer to, -t4a
sixteenth, nucsttni tenders \ reply 70
seventeenth unnecessary.
QUESTION H. >,
When twelve pessans nrs iesnlly, ,,. eieetca e,t1
ncss re- x,, tea q We ~ f'nr art1a NJ ewlston RocanJ
Hath, ind s'aro.-a,lh thAt fnct unn.ietaknby up
cnrs On t!s o!csnt returns ana vs. "a" IT,, aes'son
N mcnt re si'Imttc,, to- thosc tWulyc ;nebcrs-
elect tho right to take plrt IN tlln nrxutiiznto1l
nni NJ snosl,est pfeas"nhgs th ,,.,,;,r g. nv o
tt,uncil. M other Wrsnus holding s,itninonscs
for tho aas'ic arntss
Answer--Eo tile etEhfechth Hnestloh We
| answer as f"]"ws: 1t api@ars 'trhin the
statement VI tacts tlnt lArii't'cfs lff'ill tne
fire cities IT Portland. Lewiston, lsocR4aha'
bath. ns'u saro were tnly eiee.e"' aa wen ~
, 1880-01-17
COLLAPSED.
Such Is the Condition of the
Fusionist PIot in
Maine.
The Republicans Fully sus-
tanned by the Entire
Supreme Bench,
Whose Opinion Is Accompanied
by Several Pertinent
Moral Lessons.
The Ranks Of the Conspirators Bro
ken by this Last Judi
oial Volley,
And Many Of Them Announce
Their Intention to Sur
render.
Tic Farce Continued Yesterday
by tic Election OF Smith
as Governor,
And That Gentleman Disc harges
His inaugural at the
People.
Iamson's Staff Struts It's brief Hour
The Farce Continued Yesterday
by tho Election OF Smith
rs Governor,
And That Gentleman Discharges
His Inaugural at the
People.
Lams0n's Staff Struts It's Brief Hour
and Tlen Giycs Nay to
Smith,
The Republicans Will Meet To-Day
and Begin Regular Legisla.
tive Business.


E1ITI2ENf1I COURT OPINION.
TIE REPUBLICANS SUSTAINED uy ALI.
FONTS,
H,Stut,. Mr.. Inn. 1,l.-!rhc following doc
u,ne,,t will be forwarded By the Supreme
judicial Court to-,uorrpwl luur1llng, addressed
tn the Iiun. Joseph A, Locke, President Of
the Scnntr, aml tho lion. Grorre T.. Weeks,
S,wn1,rr of tl,e IImuse oY Representatives:
.nAsuo,,, Mr.. ,1ar 10. 1Syo,-.rhp untier-
slty,,rI .1,sticrs of tho Supreme Judicial
Cart hnyc t],e 1,onor tn subn,lt lin foltow
inr answers to the intcrruentorips prouosetl,
s,nl lusrtl u,mn tha recommending statement
ut facts:
QuEsr1o:dl.
1lavn the Governor and the Council the right.
t.s. ' @ t,a u.,ot -, ~ III ~ ttr,s', ~
Kcrrrsctittivcs WHO, by III oiiiciui rot,,rs sl,-
der tho ceison Of tho Co,Et. docs not .ppoar to
W. s ~. ~, roi as i1T M
Ing tho puwcrs 1T tho s,r ,iid Council I'M
der thu Constitution :"
Ans"ef-nl e!ectto'' !,ns Cn oec'i III" ~ 'no
etettotSo lhls ota9e. luz i'eht of INC ses-
ef;li 1,ersfns FWeft lor aepehas upon 1ile Votes
c'S1 III aecoluas,ec Win tlle CONSTITUTION hiu
la"S VI the otate. ~ WIS l'le t'a1s ol t!lo
Governor anu Coa1lcll tlhS 10 aeciare II:
ANY olneT t1eclaFatlol ~ u'sal't!o1lzeo nsla
fot's. INC governor a1i! Co'1nel! examined
tlle returns a''ta hh'leItot,k u heclhfe tlo r.
silt as thcy appeared ny the fe1nrfs. various
qllestft1ls l1''o!slae tllo true CONSTRUCTION 01
tic Constitution a't statutes relating thereto
arose, a1sl the Governor BY virtue Of Ills coll'
st1tlltioral prerogntlye called upon this
Court Tor 1ta opinion upon tle
questions propou',tlcs'. Dy tho provision of
the Constitution, tho Court WAS required to
ex1muhtt alM eoT1Strotc ttle PROVISIONS of inc
CONSTITUTION nlu stattltes lhfolfefi. II EaSt
full answers tn t,cse tt,,rstiu1ls The utlnio,,
If the cnurt waa inns ubtni,rd fn ot,n nf tla
modes provided III the Constitution for III
,,n.t,a,, ~ i, :, ,r,' ta,,, +,,,s ,,,tar,r,,,.,;
tues11o''s OF IaW. !i!o INV INNS tetef1n'iiet'
is the conclusive guile OF tho Governor and
f,o,,nril In th, ,orforu,,,,rc NJ tl,clr m,n,s,
| oeI -. e"o ~. .. y. .'t ''t'!" ~.
teiH1l uutles. Any acl'on vi tllc'. pnlt ~
ue!erh''lhie 1llo so'o ~ " 1appea's W t!e u, ~
turns ~ 'loiation ol tno p1o'ls'o1s VI u'e
CONSTITUTION ah' tho "a" mus tec'afed Is
1!snrpation or aotlloil1y anu must DO hclt
, 1880-01-17


to compel such attendance, md 1t Is not |
within tic power Of PERSONS WHO nrc
| merely lncinAcrs-efect to do 80. The
attendance muy, ttntler our Constitution,
h. compelled by such penalties as
cacll 1louse 'nay provide. Until legal
| organization ilns heen effected there IL ilD
]t"l,sc to prt'yife penalties for sunh purpose.
Until legal organization, Is completed there
II IN nitlrrr In etllrr 1luusc Ii ss,,ea warrant
agail'st a'sClt members. No such power
was committed or intended to be committed
Into Tho hands of perso',s nil comprising a'nl
| acting ns MI organized and completed House.
1t las frequently happened in our avn
History that Legislative lHa!ies have hcetl 'e.
| lnyetf tlnyA, nnd sometimes weeks, without
living allie to complete MI organization for
wait of n QUORUM.
| QUESTION 8.
Without legal organization formed, lcRal
md votinR in the lInusc II Representatives. and
sixteen S,n..r; present IND IND :,.tInS IN !he Yen;
| Rbsent mcm0crs2
Answer--Not If the attention of the House
Is cnlle,1 to tile fact that SUCH erso1ls nru ill.,
| Gully summoned, and Db1cctfUn Is reasonably
1nntle to the counting Of such persons for the
purpose Of making UP u quorum, Ntltl the
11nase does not net upon the question Ut their
n.lntissibility. Dy the Constitution, Art. !,
See. 3. 1.-THE Senato sllal on the first
wednesday nf January annually determine
who arc elected by plurality Of votes to bc
Senators II, zach district"
QUESTIONS 10, II, AND 12.
Can the Governor and Council legally at1nllh-
lFtcr tho qualifying ulth to mcinitrs-clcct OF
the IIuuEc Ut Representatives when I'M II ycn
tnty-trtc me!ntrr4. both sI'1es inclusive. vote
On il motion !" REQUEST the attem'ance Of the
G x" a c"S e" 'n"t r ,s ou.o m
Sns pss ss was The ss nt It It, c IL sSs m
Sss tat al ;t ys. rpa sa Gissrk s It, r
Ca1, Tho uuxermor ntd Council legally a.imir-
tio senuts when nniy twenty members, mt'l
sis1es inclusive, vote On the ,notion TO- request
twenty, eight. though suninnnr.!. did not up
nrtl were not In fnet clcctedS
Answey--Tlesc three questions referring
to the qualification Of members by tllc ad-
ADMINISTRATION of The required nHtl, may ls
answered together. I}y the Constitution, the
uath is IL be taken a1nl subscribed In the
] presence Of the Governor md Council. f)y
Statute Il. s. e. i: See. y, the Clerk IT tho
preceding House slal1 preside nnlit thu Rep
resentuttycs-elrct "sl,aIl bc qualiliclt
. anil elect Speaker, and II 10 quorum
nppenr he shall preside, a,rl the Representa-
| tiycs-rlrct present sltnll adjourn frnm tiny tn
day until Il quorum appear a'al are qualified
anil n Speaker Is elected" THUS 1t will be
., , seen TINT, Willie by statute the Clerk Is tn
i preside until II quorum s1ai! nprear AMI l,c
uuul!ed, 1t il mt provided either III the Con-
, stftutl0n Ut statute that less number than
Il quorum shall mot be qualified. MIR
/ .ea,, yen at,tl my vote oil motion to request
| t|tn ntfrtu1nncn nf thu {;nYnrnur md tUttncfl
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

A statement just issued by tho Depart
ment of Agriculture shows a considerable
increase in the area planted in cotton.
The returns from counties in ten Southern
States indicate an average excess over last
year of from to Is per cent, the largest
being in Tennessee and Texas, and the
smallest in Mississippi and Florida. The
condition of the crop is reported better
than this time last year, being 90 now,
against 96 then.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

A SOUND CREED FOR FARMEEs.-Tho farm
cr5 Of Canada recently met in convention,
and adopted a creed which should be
speedily adopted by farmers everywhere.
1t IS as follows " We believe in small farms
and thorough cultivation: we believe that
the soil lives to eat, as well as the owner,
and ought, therefore, to be well nanured; !;
we believe in going to the bottom OF things,
and therefore in deep blowing, and enough
Of it, all the better il it be subsOil plow ;
we believe in large crops which leave the
land better than they found it, making
both the farm and the farmer rich at once !;
we believe that every farm should own 4
good farmer; we believe that the fertilizer
of any soil is a spirit Of industry, enter
prise and intelligence; without these, lime
gypsum and guano would be Of little use
we believe in good fences good farm houses,
good orchards, good children enough to
gather fruit; we believe in q clean kitchen,
a neat wife in it, a clean cupboard, a clean
dairy, and clear conscience; we believe
| that to ask a mans advice is not stopping,
but of much benefit; we believe to keep a
| place for everything, and everything in its
| place, saves many step, and is pretty sure
| to leave good tools and to keeping them in
order; we believe that kindness to stock
! like good shelter, is saving fodder; we
| believe that it is good thing to keep an
eye on experiments, and note all, good
and bad; we believe that it is good rule
to sell grain when it is ready; we believe
in producing the best butter and cheese
and marketing it when it is ready"
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
California Raisins.

The California HJrticuLhutst publishes
detailed account Of tho successful expert
mcnts which have been made in southern
California in the raisin industry. In 1873,
several persons in San Beruadina county,
purchased $4,000 cuttings of the White
Muscat of Alexandria, which were dlstrl-
buted among fruit-growers. The vines be
gan to bear moderately in 1915, but OWING
to q want of experience, full success was
not reached till ISIS. Remuneratiye prices
were obtained for the rasins at the east IN
that and the following year. The best
raisins being made by drying i'll trays in
open air, the climate was found well adap
ted to this process, the drying season there
being free from both rain and togs. Other
varieties were tried, but the White Muscat
of Alexandria was found best. The vines
are always raised from cuttings, each
with about five buds, cut square oil close
below the lower bud, and extending three
inches above the upper one. The vines
| are set eight feet apart each way, every
| fourth space being twelve or fourteen feet
wide for driving through. Irrigation is ne
! cessary as soon as the rainy season ceases
water being given at intervals of three
weeks, the water running in plowed fur
rows. II. J. Rudisill, the writer of tho
| article, gives some instances OF tho success
which has attended the business and states
that ten acres of vineyard may be raised
for little over 1000, or for about Sl0l
per acre. A vineyard of two acres planted
by Il. II. Henderson in lS77, with one yea
rooted vines, gave the next year 40 boXe
Of raisins, which sold at $I.50 per box
and in 1879 he had 479 boxes, selling, aftc
deducting all expenses, for $74l, or $37'
per acre. This, however, was an UNUSUAL.
successful crop, doubtless for the reasol
that the whole business was under unusua
management.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

Cards and Circulars neatly printed at
this office.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
TO C0NSUMPT

The advertiser having been permanently cured Of
that dreaded disease. Consumption, bya simple RENE
dy is anXiOuSltO make known to his tcl!ow-SucrcrS
tic means of cure TO all who desire it, lie Will send
copy of the prescription used free OF char@eO WIN
the directions for preparing and using tle same
which they will lind Il sure CURE for CoNsCAlIloN'
ASTHMA BRONCHITIS, &c.
Parties wishing the Prescription, will please address,
Row. T. \ wilson. 1871 Pom ST.. MiIIiamaburg, ~ J.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
PhiIa., vii. & Bait. r. R.
DELAWARE DIVISION.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.

On and after MONDAY. May 18th, 1850 (sundays
excepted trains VIII leave Is follows:
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

The report that the Atlantic ocean is
full of floating icebergs looks like an in.
didious attempt to lure sweltering Ameri.
cans away from home.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

The reason so many homely men win
the love of handsome women is because
their ugIiness excites pity. The fair ones
first pity, then endure, then embrace.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
SPECIAL NOTICES.
PTMPT,ES.

will mail Free) the recipe for simple VEGETABLE
and BTOTCEs leaving tho skin soft clear and bcaut
full; also instructions forproducing9 uXuriantgrowh
closing Sc stamp, Ben Nandclf " Co., 20 Ann St. Ny.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

Philadelphia girls never touch beans
when away from home. They are afraid
some one will take them for Boston girls
and address them in Greek.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

\ CENT EMAN who suffered for years from Merry
ous DEBILITY, PREMATURE DECAY, and all the
the elect Of youthful iEGiScrcion will for the sac
of suffering humanity send Tree to all who need It.,
thc T,cilc and direction for making the simple rene
DIV (which he was cured Sufferers Wishing tnproit
by the advertisers Xcricncc Caa 90 So by addressing
- J0IiX +. OGDEN II Cedar St Ncw York.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30
FAT AND lean.

Tryou urct00 tat or too lean and want 10 know how
to change your conditions. send for copy Of the work,
Fat and Lean. Ii contains complete llygiCn", IGclc-
tie and rhcraucutic Instructions that will enable any
o, to reduce their flesh il Corpulru or increase it if
cinaciatcd 1t is written in II clear and colnprchen-
sivc yvc and its direction, be easily understood.
Il should be read by every fat or lean person sent
lortcn three cent stamps VAN DELE y Co, - AnI
81. New York. jan 2s-fln
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

The lucky fellows in the Howgate ex-
pedition will soon be luxuriating in an ice.
bound sea where flies, mosquitors and
palm.leaf fans never penetrate.
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

COLD CADBAGE.-George Abrahams was
extravagantly fond of cold cabbage, and,
one day, seeing that quite a dishful was
left after dinner, asked his wife to save it
for his salad at night.
About midnight George came home
laboring under a stress of heavy weather.
Feeling hungry, and thinking of his favor.
ite cabbage, he asked where it was.
His wife replied: ain the pantry, on
the second shelf"
Down he went, found the cabbage, got
out the oil; mustard and vinegar, cut ur
the cabbage, dressed it to the queens taste
and ate it all.
In the morning his wife noticed the plate
of cabbage where she had placed it tho
night before, and, turning to her "deal
George" innocently asked him why hC
did not eat the cabbage.
did," he said.
How did you like it?'
"Oh not. very well, it was tough anC
stringy."
But here is the cabbage; where di,
you find any more?"
A quick glance at the shelf by the wife
and then q cry of agony.
"Why, George, you have eaton So
worth of lace collars and cuiis that | har
put in starch; stringy cabbage, indeed"
Smyrna times., 1880-06-30

NTONTENT FOR AGENTS AND SALESMAN.
NUN "a l New and Staple Goods Quick sales.
lurrc Profits! Steady Demand! Don't miss this oP-
rortuuity II make money but send at once for circu
lars HUNT 1; CO., ~ Ann st., y. Y.