The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1880-01-29
EVERYDAY sPICERIEs.

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ZEN la 49, .. .oi-e'ah"''
pppAxp.sr ro,l-out of he'd.
Anovr h;s fal,ov-men-Tbe stage
diver
ADAMS fatal weakness was that he
could not say No.
SIGNAL seryice--handkerchief firta-
tions.
Monpsrv nev. hast in tba and hut II
,,a-ar sonds INV ono to Congrass
:. n,ss-s-o fsatorv ;-i Iii
nr;v;legeS D when she is q satIs-factory
pirl.
c,.r ad;tor r..rLs tbat !,
Araar;aa tb;a,es nc 40 -s..,, s-arca that 70
w.-Js 1a.,J. are offsred for them .-
e =, n,noh hos beer sold abont f,laona-
trs,s neadia that neonla beoin to think
tha A : old r;rI took in sew;ng
vi r.. ~. - e.. -, a-.as;anas ~~u;na
o q aarna-n wdy1a hove r,sds b;no
a,,,.hIa :, loa'eah;n. davs >. --1--'
inr "iaoDio ~ 1oe 49, 1'
IT is SAID tnat PIG. iIses Only twenty
years. And yet the Worid Is nlied WIN
nluch oiuei noss 5o
!, DEBATING societ,es M are ASKING !,
the goat reason = ne can, puS ne ooesn =
want 70. nls slne - worm 'oo hluon'
EVE was tne nrss, ana We reckon sns
only MomaI wno lau n9s .aiI 1saer =. aP nSt
dress ~ posn nanus anu eii ~ WIG ~ Nv
OF snake.
He stood and looked at the tree
awhile and then ssid "I don't know
exactly what it is, but perhaps a
dogwoodf" 2"
A LONDON bootmaker has this extra
ordinary announcement in a window:
!" Ladies win be sold as low as seventy
five cents per pair"
/ aWill your mother ever marry
again? p, he INQUIRED. Not with my
approval" she answered; asuch is my
opinion thus far, and not step-father."
A cH1cAao man has voman,s tooth
grated nto his law, and every time he
passes millinery store that tooth fairly
aches to drag him up 10 the window
ysyory fsist "a, ..ted picture
of a doo nndar q tree and the work Ia
40 artisticallv done that none of the
connoissanrs m can tell the bark of the
| tree from that of the dog.
aIs he Yichq, asked The tourist.
&c Yes, renlied the sexton. 81 guess
he is nrettv wealthy: at least he never
nuts mora fban ten cents into the plate
Sund .y r,orn;no
RuIrIzs IN referr;no tn the time his
wife comnlimented him said the coal
fire needed replenishinr. and she pointed
toward the f!re-place with a command
inc air and said g PETER. the grate.n
P.psoN-.s seated alone IN tbe EVEN
mo of life vonr thonghts. INV friend.
mnst aftimes wander Il, MANY subjects. .
Aged Rustic" Yes, they does, sir.
! Mostly s-Sundays, when you be approach
inc.
eWill Won nlease ;nser. this obituary
not;cep' asked an old gentleman of 4
country editor nJmake hold tn ask II
hecanse know the deceased had a great
MANY friends about here who'd be glad
to hear of his death, >,
MAN1masked to his wife who has
racoon;zsd biml. s.Sweet lady. I salute
thee, f,adv. Bepone. thou dost re
Mind me- of mine husband and for tbs
hour I would forget / e'er were wed.
dedm Husbands mask comes right off
az Was NOT aware that Won knew
him }, said Tom Smith In an Irish
sa;d he II, q tone which comnrehended
2 h0 Hr1nUIah0n mora
at knew him when his father was 3
how
p.espNnpp bv a steamer was max
.,s $50 - S;nnar Nth 3 Israe ,,,,ddine
sr - ~, whan . waiter sfenned ur
md and told him If was nart Of the dessert
W CT don,t care.n said the passenger
ard eat II If # was an entire wilder
Moss ~
Ter obo;r broba into two sections or
+ha srst stanza of tbe onening hymp
and oan,. to dead halt THE susnens,
nos hroLan bv The anolooetic voice O
Ma nas ,aaSar. g Inst Iet,s sco1e for anothe
! sts,t s,.u - 81 we,lI Gonna nnder tl,e wir
, naa, 1sa s,d n nseL The HYMN went on
) A ra-s,..,rs,, 80 go ..... IT, -ra;rht of ~,
s - .sa a.. =. rsI "a est; ated 1t 6 fl69
0ns s1 I7s oof mn f91 iao1l fo, 600 az tons. tn
oO,o0y,U of the esrtb Is abo,,
) 600 non mn noo f9oo q {, nm mn. (l0
: so ,voo' s Oov' w. No., No. We know what tnrn
/ a. H;Dd rn;lls McGreaor Mems.
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| A LITTLE vi Oisy sl,i S opse.y9u nt
n motner measuring ciotn py noiuine :
: : up TO her nose WIN one nano anu Ieaci
Ing out 10 arm iengen WIN sno v.no