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The National tribune., 1880-01-01
Smiles.

sWHEN do you intend to go back, Mike p asked
exile of another. "lf ! live till die, and God knows
whether will not intend to visit ouid Ireland once
more before lave this country
OK homeward- bound Charleston car a ioly-looking
Irishman sauted with the remark Tim your house
has blown away" 'Deed, thin it isn't = he answered,
for have the key in my pocket"
BRIDGET Ito caller): VIII ye kape still mint while
] look at ye?-No misses haint to home. She told me
if a woman came with a wart the end of red to
say she want to home, and there's mistakng that
wart
WORTHY MAGISTRATE: " What! can man be cruel
enough to maltreat his lawful welded wife, and hur
plate at her head?" Prisoner But your honor, do
you know my wife?" Worthy Magistrate g have not
that honor" Prisoner: "Then, just go slow
PRESIDENT LINCOLN once listened patiently while Will
lam NJ Eyarts read long manuscript to him, and who
then asked, What do you think of it How will it
take? 2? The President reflected little while and then
answered WE'LL for people who like that kind of thing
/ think that is just the kind of thing they'd like
AN OLD Scotch lady, who had no relish for modern
church music expressing her dislike for the singing
of anthem in her own church day. when neigh
Dor said 'Why that is very old anthem David sang
that anthem to Saul. To this the old lady replied:
"Wee wee moo for the first time understan why Saul
threw his avein at David when the lad sang for him.
DIR. BYLEs' wit met with retort. En-
counering lady who, having declined offer of
rage from the DOCTOR had married gentleman by the
name OF Quincy, he said: go madame it appears you
prefer quinsy bies " Yes she replied; for if
there had been anything than bes God would
afflicted Job witt them"
To Our OLD GRANDFATHER.-A monument having
been proposed for old friend ADAM the New Haven
Register suggests an epitaph
Erected
Memory of
The Grandfather
The Human Race,
Go thou and do likewise
The National tribune., 1880-01-01

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BEING FORMED TO RECEIVE THEM
All subscribers to and readers OF THE TRIBUNE have
doubtless the many praises avshed this clock by
purchasers account of its cheapness beauty and reab
ity Every surprised how afford to sell such
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at less than its absolute is that may thus be
abled extend the circulation of paper widely
that every soldier of the War of the Rebellion will be
subscriber Once a subscriber he would not be without
it, if he has any present prospective claim against the
Government To those who have never seen this beaut
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plated and will polish like silver and has heavy plate
glass fronts 1t is stem winding and is manufactured of
the very best materials while all the plates screwed
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sleeping room We especially call the attention
of our lady friends to this clock They particularly need
clock for the and decoration of their homes The
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to impress il upon the minds of all readers, that
ing to special arrangements, we are enabled to offer
to any and all The National Tribune CIock and
" The National Tribune Newspaper" for the unpre-
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subscribers desiring clock and paper will allow
er clock and paper for the getting up OF every said
club of ten The clock and paper will be sold under
circumstances, for less than dollar and seventyve
cents whether in orders for or hundred and III all
of ordering, parties must pay the freight the
amount of which viii be but ritie No fears need be
entertained of breakage of the clock dsarrangement
of its parts by transportation Thus, give you
peror clock and excellent newspaper of special interest
the thousands of soldiers of the country concerning
their patriotism their rights and their pockets while the
general it publishes relating matters Washing
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Now, here pro pectus for good profitable bust
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Almost every householder would buy of these clocks
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The National tribune., 1880-01-01

The attention Of the former clients Of b f. Pritchard
ESQ. of Indianapolis, Indiana who have written
me since December 1876 is again called to the follow
ing:
INDIANAPOLIS, IND, Nov. 13, 1876.
dEoRGE E LEMON ESQ, Washington, d. o.;
SIRYou hereby authorized to notify each of
clients that have transferred all their claims evidences
hereafter forward evidence you may complete
their claims.
(Signed) b. f. PRITCHARD,
This proposed transfer submitted to the Hon. z.
Chandler Secretary of the Interior for his consideration
and action. The following extract from his letter. written
TO the Hon. j. A. Bentley Commissioner of Pensions ex-
plains ITSELF and to it your attention is invited
ARTSdENT INTERIOR,
Washington ID. c., December 8, 1875.
In view Of the peculiar existing the case and
standing Mr. before this
well apparent faith this entire
the opinion that would be allow the
transfer to be made.
The National tribune., 1880-01-01

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Now specially call upon the soldiers TO help us i'll
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pride in its
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Let us hear from you, boys.
Address at once
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Important to Readers-observo this Carefully

The Americans are a nation of readers. Many ladies
and genteIen take half dozen newspapers and maga
zines and vet demand Are they fully supplied
less patron Of THE NATIONAL TRIBUNE, journal spec
tally devoted TO the interests of the soldiers of the coun
try their only and immediate organ in the United States
and containing at the time general and spicy news
and information which readers will relish.
Now in order to accommodate all who desire our paper,
have made arrangements furnish it and others hay
nga national reputation at the following rates;
The National tribune., 1880-01-01

In accordance with the foregoing the Hon. j. Bent
ley Commissioner of Pensions issued order ecognz-
ing in all filled by Mr.. Prtchard prior to Octo-
ber 1876 wherein he hath the power of substitution
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
A Notable Hotel Move in New York.


 One of the most important moves that has recently taken place in hotel circles in New York is the purchase, by Mir. J. E Shaw sf the Grand Union HSsei.5 2: ta1e valuable property or ss..e corner of Park avenue and Forty second street, adjoining the Grand Union. This extension will increase the capacity of the hotel to 475 rooms, all elc. gantly furnished with the finest beds, and Administer, velvet and Brussels carpets, making this well.known and popular hos tslry cost over sl 000, 900. It directly op- posite the Grand Central depot, and for Western travellers, whether bent on business or pleasure, it is the most conveniently located hotel in New York. Anew dining room 75 feet front by 65 in depth has been added, as well as many other improve ments. Notwithstanding such large out lay, rooms for single person can be had for $l day and upward. The hotel is conducted on the European plan, and the restaurant is kept supplied with the best of every thing at moderate prices. Families can llve at the Grand Union for less than at any frstclass hotel in the city. Baggage is delivered to and from the Grand Central depot free of expense. The location of the house is in the most fashionable part of the city and in the neiehborhood of the famous Fifth avenue. Street cars, stages. and ele- vated roads radiate to every part of the esty
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
A Notable Cure.

Q. VI. Bartine, NJ. D., D. D., of East Or ange, N. J., certifies that he had been suffer ing from Bright's Disease or Albuminuria, with dropsy, pains about the kidneys, de. ranged digestion, dryness of skin, etc, when he commenced using the Safe Kidricy and Liver Cure. He says: "I tonjs< about six tablespoonfuls every day fnA, one week, when found all my symLstoms decidedly improved, and at the ey6d of two weeks it YVES difficult to detscts any trace of albu- men.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
HalarIa Destroyed.

q. A. J. Gadbois, of Brockville, Canada, certifies that he was prostrated by maler- ial disease contracted in Texas, and was quickly and completely cured by the use of Warmers Safe Pills and Safe Bitters. He adds. q shall never travel in that climate without your Safe Pills and Bitters as Q part of my outfit"
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Liver CompIal

DEAR SrR:--I have used } Blood Syrup for Derangeui and Bowels, and 1t relieved II failed.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Aurusf Flower.

The immense sale and great popularity of Greens August Flower in all towns and villages in the civilized world has caused many imitators to adopt similar names, ex- pecting to reap harvest for themselves at the expense of the afflicted. This Medicine was introduced in 1S68 and for the cure o effects, such as Sour Stomach, Costiveness, Sick Stomach, Sick Headache, Indigestion, palpitation of the heart, Vertigo etc, etc, t neucr bas failed 10 siu kaosolsdge.. Three doses will relieve any case of Dyspepsia. Two million bottles sold last year. Price 7o cents. Samples 10csnts.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

NERVOUSNESS, and all Arrangements of the nervous system. are usually connected with diseased condition of the blood. Debility is frequent accompaniment. The first thing to be doneis to improve the condition of the blood. This is accomplished by talk ing VEGET1NE. It is a nerve-medicine, and possesses a controlling power over tho nervous system
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Il---.-.4 ..g '. LARGE BoTTEb, PRICE OF SMALL BOTTLES,
 Read the VOLUNTARY TESTIl by the use of the BLOOD PURIFIEH
An Astonishing Cure.

Isabella, Pope county, An DEAR SIR:-I was afflicted with shortnesI Breath for hfteen years and also coughing | tinually and suffering with Pains in my BI Pneumonia and had given up in dlspair had become SO weak that could not ta head from my pillow; your Agent call cd me and induced me to try your Indian Syrup. To my surprise within . vdfy prove and since have gained strength and to-day am better than have be teen years. It has done more for ma medicine ever used, therefore can ommendit PRIcILIA u
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Liver Complaint and Dysl

Nasby, St. Louis C DEAR sIR:--This isto certify that y Indian Blood Syrup has eifectu me of Liver Complaint and Dyspf standing. It is the best medicine
 Mns. MAR
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Dyspepsia and Indiees1

Klrkwo0d, SC. Louis DEAR Sm.--Being afflicted two yeI pepna, was pursuaded to give ! Blood Syrup . trial, which com me. FRANCIS
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
For Asthma.

Galesburg, Knox cod DEAR SrR:-Some three years ago, time took the Agency, l was severe
 with the Asthma. commenced ta| Indian Blood Syrup, and Tn . \ time was entirely cured. I can confld] ommend this remedy to all troubled annoying disease. S.H
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Sick Headache Cured

Lancaster, Schuyler cd DEAR HrR:-I was subject to Sick Fl fifteen years, and although tried ey l could think of, could get nothinv me until used your Indian Blood ts an excellent family medicine.
 MRs. E. A. D
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Dyspepsia and Liver Con

Lakewood, ShelbyI DEAR SR:--r was troubled with plaint and Dyspepsia, and your rel Blood Syrup has given me moi any medicine l have ever taken wise all to give it a trial.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
A HousehoId Need.

4 look on the Liver, it's diseases and thcir treatment, sent free, including treaties upon Liver Complaints, Torpid Liver, Jaundice, Bilionsness, Headache constipa- tion, Malaria, etc. Address Dr. Sanford, t6o Broadway, New York City, N. Y.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Liver Complaint.I
star of tha We,t pfte F.,

Star of the West. Pike co(| DEAR sIR:--I had Liver Cou four year and was also troubled in my Back Side, Shoulder, Breast Head, accompanied by Sick sr stomach. commenced using ' Blood Syrup and it soon complet}
 FANNY A
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

FoR several years have had Torpid Liver. A year ago tried, as an experiment, Tutts Pills, and was surprised to find that they accomplished all the results of Calome! without any of it's bad effects. l was always an unbeliever in Patent Medicines, but am now convinced that tkere is some good in Nazareth. E. H. Gray, Augusta, Go
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

WE trust the time will come when every one will use Dobbins' Electric Soap (made by Cragin & Co.,, Philadelphia. Its sale is articles of merit. Try it.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Would not be Without l

DEAR SrR:--I have taken your exl dian Blood Syrup and have been efited by it's use. It is the only safe : remedy known to the public, and shol by all suffering with impurities of thl would not be without it.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
For 3ilioueness,i \

Nasby, St. LOulf DEAR SR:-I have used your Ilsd11 Syrup for Biliousness, and have founv just as recommended. can also reed tor Derangement of the Stomach and
 GEORGE F.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Dyspepsia and I,iver Comf

Verona, Lawrence DEAR SIR:-Having used your I'm Syrup, with very beneficial resultS Complaint and Dyspepsia, can conI ommend 1t to all sufferers as safe remedy. WILL
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
A Valuable Medici
Lancaster. schuyler

Lancaster, Schuyler DEAR ErR:--Your very exec Blood Syrup is tho best known diseases for which 1t is recomn given entire satisfaction wherevS
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
A Good Family Medicin

DHin5Iu1 ndlss iHSippK cUu DEAR SrR:--I wish to give you my regarding the beneficial effects of yoi Blood Syrup in our neighborho@ cases where your medicine has been given general satisfaction. Our fam paid from 37o to S100 year to the dS last year. Since we commenced Blood Syrup our doctors bill hAl ed 6. It is the best medicine ey
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
pr. wm. Aiex. Greene. Macon. Ga,

.wri.ses.n T nave tested the virtues of Colden's Liebigs Liquid Extract of Beef in general | debility, weakness, depression, dyspepsia, loss of appetite and nervous affiictions, and
 have found it the best remedy have ever
 used Meyer Bros. 6s Co, wholesale agents, Kansas City and St Louis
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Fever and Arue.

Tennessee, McDonough C DEAR SIR;-This Is to certify that y Blood Syrup has completely cured and Fever, after all other medicines wise all so troubled to give 1t a trial!
 J '
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Liver Complaint.

Thornton, Limestone cd DEAR SIR:--This is to certify that Blood Syrup has greatly benefited Liver complaint. All similarly affl, give it a trial. w. M
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

RHDDINe's RUSSIA SALvE, the leading remedy for all flesh wounds and skin diseases. H. B. Clafiin, the great New York merchant, says: 1.-The best remedy have ever use. .dr
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Chills and Feve

Perryville, Per DRAR sIR:--T had Chills and n form, and failed to find relief Il Indian Blood Syrup, which perfect health.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
WHOLESALH Aj

ST. LoUIs, Mo; Richardson Main street: Meyer Brothers & 0nd street, and kaboteau, 7l4
 SPRINGFIELD, Mo; w. A. Hal ST. JosEpH. Mo; Samuel ] s
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

BURNErT's CocoAiEE is the best and cheap est Hair Dressing in the world. It kills dandruff, allays irritation, and promotes q vigorous growth of the Hair.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

A PUBLICATION giving the origin and pedigree of all the old Virginia families
 lily af Rir' VI
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Unanimous Recommendat

St. Elmo, Travis county DEAR SrR:--We, the undersigned, hat your justly celebrated Indian Blood recommend it as an infallible remedy Complaint, Dyspepsia, Chills and Fever MRS. P. NAMMIr, xRs. B. MRs. R. HAIdLRR, WI. CAf J. L.. MURRAY, J. PUCK LOUIS MILLER, JAS. Bo( J. W. DOWNING.
 We will furnish further particulars son who may write to us.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
vegetine Puri6es the Blood, Renovates and In- vigoratss the Whole System.
 ITS MEDICINAL PRoPnrETrEs ARB ALTERATIvE. TONIC, SOLVENT AND
 DIURETIC.

VEGETrNE Is made exclusively from the juices of carefully selected harks, roots and herbs, md so strongly concentrated that 1t will eficctuaily eradicate from the system every taint of scro- lula, Scrofulous Hunor. Tumors. Cancer, Cancerous Humor, Erysipeias, Salt Rheurn. syphilific Diseases, Canker, Fainfncss at the stomach, and all diseases that arises from irr- pure blood. Sciatica, Inflanatory and Chronic Attenuation, Neuralgia, Cont and spinal Complaints, can only be effcctually cured through the blood.
 For Ulcers and Eruptive Diseases of the Skin, Postules, Pilnples, Tlotches, ,BoiIs, Tet- ter, scaldhead and Ringworn. VEGETINE has never failed to effect permanent cure.
 For Palms in the Back, Kidney Cosss:: >>sss4inEs, Dropsey, Female Weakness, i-ucorrhcra, arising from internal alteration, and uterine diseases and General Debility, vrGKTINE acts directly upon the causes of these complaints It inyigOrates and strengthens the whole system, acts upon the secretive organs, Rllays inflama- ton, cures alteration and regulates the bowels.
 For Catarrnh, Dyspepsia, Habitual Costiye- ness, Palpitatton of the Heart, Headache, Files Nervousness, and General Prostration or the Nervous System, no medicine has ever given such perfect satisfaction as the vEGETINE lt purifes the blood, cleanses all of the organs and possesses controlling power over the The remarkable cures effected by vEGErrNE have induced many physicians and apothecaries whom we know, to prescribe and use in their own families
 In fact, vEGETINE is the best remedy vet dis covered for the above diseases and is the only reliable BLOOD PURIFIER yet placed before the public.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09
Dr. John Bulls Smiths Tonic Syrup!
 FOR THE CURE OF Fever & Ague cHlLLS and FEVER.

The proprietor of this celebrated medicine Justly claims for tasrsdIsiority over all reme- o'es "Vs I'd to the pubiic io1 inc SAFE,
 Id PERMANENT cure of Aeue
 Chills and Fever, whether of short
 ng. He refers to the entire Vest
 southern country to bear him testimony 70 the truth of the assertion that in no case whatever will 1t fail to cure if the directions are strictly followed and carried out In great many cases single dose has been sufficient for acure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with perfect restoration ot the general health. It is however prudent, and in every case more certain to cure If its use is con tinued in smaller doses for week or two after the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases. Usually this bowels in good order. Should the patient how ever require cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonic, single dose of BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufficient
 The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must have DR. JOHN BULLS private stamp on each bottle. DR. JOHN BULL only has the right to manufac- tnre and sell the original JOHN J. SMITHS TONIC SYRUP, of Louisville, Ky. Examine well the lable on each bottle. If my private stamp is not on each bottle do not purchase or you will be deceived.
The Russellville Democrat., 1880-12-09

Just removed and fitted up in elegant style with superb new stock, in the Woodruff Block, on Markham St., doors from Main. Always on hand a well assorted stock of Watches. Clocks, Jewelry, Eilverware, Opera Glasses, &c., &c.
 LITTLE ROCK.
, 1880-04-05
SHERMAN.

HE FEELS THAT liE Will HAVE OHIO.
Special Uisputeh to tbs Chteaao Tribune.
WAsttLNort}H, u. C., April 4.-aecrutury Eher-
rlu,, returned from hts visit 10 Ohio this morn
lug. Those WIN accompanied him OH tho trip
Hay he Gumcs back very much rcaasurcd hs to his
p3llticnl prospects, mud thnt hc nt'w has no
doubt tlnt l,c will havo sO delegation to CHI
cago frunl Ohio. THIS confidence, ShertHnn's
friends shy, WIS confirmed ut tho conference
held ut Columbus with Il number OF 1tntlfnR Itc
publican politicians Of tho State. As result OF
his cnnlurunce Sherman INSERTS that he Is nhso-
lutoly insured TINT he will receive the snlil sup
parto tho Stnte. Among tho Items l,rtnlght back
by the Shertnan purity Is tho fuct that some Of
tho prominent Grant men In Ohio have united
With tho Hmm mon to oppose Shcr1alli, on tho
ground thut tho lutter Ia tho Administration
uttfitiIdnre. To this Ia nt!t1ch thu further stntc
Ment thRt both tho !lln!l1e md Sherman utn III
Ohio 1eclHro that 0rsnt cnIltsut carry tho StAto
IF HE Is NOMINATED. >
IN account Of tho 3rrnt slefcctlon among tho
tler,nans mud ol,l,osltinn ~ tho purt Of tho
hive rnpdIy 9nncd strength during tue last Two
months, 1t IL Als:, stltch n,it,urltutlveIY by"
Shermnn's friends that tho tccJurltian. In his
MnnHtle!A speech, that he would nut 10 y
candidate ut Ch,etRo unless he hatk tho united
snport q hts Stc y ,st ~ hts r!y9tS
policy. Tho lntlmNtlon is nso xIven out thnr,
should It hnrpcn TINT Sherman xliDul,l not 10
cA1ltlittntc Ut EhicAEu his strength wt,ild not be
transferred with his css1lsGnt tn tho supporters
nf 1Ilnlnc: 1t IL psltiyely denied, however. that
b!fintion with nnyl,oAf,-a llelph!v ,itterancc
which may 90 with tho Feat uT this information
rclntro to tho Shernlsit bDo1t.