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Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
n i SALOON.

TIE PUBLIC AND Ny FRIENDS ARE
l informed that have Tilted up All rle-
CANT BAR on the Southeast corner Of the
Pdhlc Spuarr-in the MaXcy building
where ] viii suppl! the wants If all who
call on uic. with the PlRES1 WINES and
LlQl oR> ever sold III liomrr-flu, Cigars
II l"" prIrr--thr best BEER made in the
United states, aud everything usually kept
90 a we'll regulated Saloon.
shall hr grateful for all patronage eX-
t'udrd tn me. MARTIN MALE.
April H.. 10. a.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
A Remarkable Escape.

Boonvilts, No. January rOn
FRIDAY last n Very tee,arAt blS acci
deaf occurred neaJL sboh III ward
county. Mr.. Tiltord Tippet noticed
the supply of water IN his we'll Was
getting short and desiring to asccr.
tain the Cause be- descended fifty
feet into the bUtUn. lie had not.
been there long when he noticed
some Of the masonry giving way
near the tH, Of the wall. Hr at
once realized his perilous situation,
and cndeavorrd to climb up the
sides 10y means of the projecting
rocks. When some ten trrt from
the bottom IL large mass of rock aud
earth from above completely mmm
ed hun ~ forty feet under ground.
The new 4 soon reached the neigh.
bOrs and two handrcd PERSONS AT
once set about devising means to
eNtricate the remains. To the SUI.
prise OF all, after nineteen hours OF
constant labor. they found Tiptrt
alive and conscious, though severe.
~ bruised by the rocks talliUg Oh
him. He is now under mitsiital
treatment.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Nr THE .
SENSATION OF THE DAY.
Removal aud opening of TANKERSLEY'>
Livery. Sale and Feed Stable.

| TAKE pleasure in informing the rnhlic
L that have purchased the stable htrl,
occupied hy I. VI. Freeman. on the south
side Of the pnhlic square. aud am now pr..
pared {" FEED and CARE for STOCK an
the most liberal terms.
Handsome Rnggirs. Hacks and siyli.l
Horses for hire. Lots Water. Feed ara
extra accommodations for DrovrrS.
My terms are reasonable. shall study
10 please those who favor mr with m, i,
patronage.
- j.. o. TANKERsLEY.
Homer. La.. March n. 1879. 3I:Stn
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

Sowing wild oats aud reaping
tbieties b better than sitting down
and doing nothing.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

An editor being asked, ado hogs
payT says great many do not i.
They take the paper several wears
and then have the post send
II back s'refused.n
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
N entail Culture.

IL has been said with truth, "Tis
The mind that makes the body rich, =
and no woman can be unartrartivr
who has cultivated understanding.
associated with the power of pleas
ing expression. The first can Ice
acquired in II great measure 10y IA
wellrrgulatrd course of reading and
the refining influences of society.
We repeat, u well.regulatrd course
OF reading because much time may
he lost. and the memory ovrrcharg
eel wisb inc0pRraOus and il.digest.
ed iIlfoematide q perhaps useless
and foolish s1kgls.
To Drive ~ advantage from
reading, VOC should hc careful in
the 'clslice Of ysnr author; select
one whose style and subjects are
acknowledged to be pure and clr.
giant. We know many ladies whose
reading has been extensive. yet they
seem to have proiitcd little hy It..
They have no remark or opinion To
offer on what they have read beyond
IN charming story or "a beautiful
poem. They can not tell YOU why
II Is n charming story, and are 10.
capable of Analysing the beauties
of the poem. They thus add moth
ing to our knowledge, which should
he the result OF good conversations.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
BAR AND BILLIARD SALOON.

TUE TT W.tC ARE RESPECTFULLY
L invited {" continue the liberal patron.
~" they have bestowed ON The uudcrslcn.
ed. The best Of
Wpncl, -Ii9u2ta and flaat3
always un hand. Customer, always treat.
"l With polItcnc,~ and rigid lmpaliialify.
Don't forget the BAR and BILLIARD
SALOON "n the west side of the public
,luHI'. j. FERGUSON.
August Il. - hi
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
phOl>tery and Mattress
Making.

INiI undersigned announce. H. tb.,,.on1,
: "t tlnlh"rnr parrish that he j. ,.,i,,o,,,d
H. UPHOLSTERY cuisines. in Lii
'nrhr, Furniture repaired. leaned and
.f'n~h'd MATTRESSES mad. II, rJ.,.
'nr> repaired and worked over
Show rr North Main .tr.e, -, ,..,, ,s
y hlrruw> store ~
julius LANGHELD.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

One must he sure of two thing
love your work, and not be- al
WAYS looking over the edge of II.
waiting Your play Ia begin; and tn
other is. yon must not he ashamed of
1oHr work, and think il would lee
more honorable to you To he doing
something else.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Important TO the Public.

'TlIE undersigned l. nov running 4 Tn.
l Weekly HACK LINE from HOMER /"
MAGNOLIA. cuuu'rtiu. al the latter place
with a dulN llu, l." Hop. t"mmplI"u,
aud comfortable liit h. are pro, nj, Il -o"d
t-Ju~ awi o.u,lul drivers Hacks leave
Homer Monday Wednesdays aud friday>
and return th, dIN> tutioNIug. lau. -.
al" H'u prepared {" Ir,rINr and accom-
mudItu. lu first class ~ l,.. dlN aud month
u hnarIrrs and tidu>Irut gusts TINY
RnIr,Iu- ilou-.. ut ii"urI. Prices az rrt-
>uuahlr. iud fare and attention unr>rrp.
tIuuIhl". +. l.. HAMILTON.
il"ur /. Juur l.. Ia Al
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

tSiguni.)

Signed 4 7 xr,sn>.
,,,.., u frr'ldrut Police jury.
Dee. 10, l-7g. pro- lem
l7:6t
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Town Of Homer:
RELIGIOUS NOTICES.
Homer Circuit-M. L. Church South.

Rev. j. \. PARKER, PASTOR.
Lisbon Church First Sunday in each
month. at IL o'clk, M. Homer-Second
aud Fourth Sundays in each month, at II
n'crk, IN, and Fourth Sundays at 8 p u.
Arizons-Thrd Sunday, at IL IN, asa
SPIN.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

When n dog snaps at II iiv that
has been tuoling around him for fonr
or five hours aud misses il. hr feels
Just like Il girl who ponrs the iull
tide of her affection over Young
man aud suddenly discovers that
il won't soak in.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Primitive Baptist,

nEF. NJ c. PARKER breaches at Lsbs.
p on' ~ Sabbatll of each month-At Nev
n'n'hh al sabbath Of each month-Atxt
urday before. A'" -- ~
I'M NJ 81. II: y. HOWARD breaches Il A.
NV" ''h sabbath Of each month. . -
ma nsv; T; J. POSTER breaches at So
Ae''ieid' LIST Sabbath in each month 20
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

I've known IN my time
8omc'builders Of houses,
some builders Of rhyme;
And they that were prospered,
Were prospered, ! know.
BY the intent and meaning OF
Hoo your own row"
pvc known, too, . good many
Idlers, who said.
"rve Alright to n living;
The world owes rur bread"
A right lazy lu1bcr'
A Thousand times no.
It's HE, end his only,
Who hoes his own row.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
MILLINERY d FANCY GOODS,

consisting nf Ladies, Misses and Chill
drru'- Hats and iiouucts, Flower. Ribbons,
Trimmings. silk and raprl-also a full
line ui Ladies' and Childrrn'- ready made
Dresses aud Underwear OF the best mate
rial Also full linz ot real Hair Braid,
frIllrtt,. Cuil- and pun>. Lace Collars
and ilaudkcrchici>, Bridal WrcathN and
Yelling. All nrlrr~ sent To- me viii hc
promptly and carrtull! attended to. Ny
Hats can hr >rru AZ g.. e.. GIll~, Homer.
L.. and orders left with him will receive
prompt attention.
MRS. II. HOLLAND.
Monroe, La.
Aptll 30. l-1l. 31Gm
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Christian.

ion s. T. N. NORTHUM breaches Il u
M Mi Saove, ak milee north Of Homer, DIV
c,,n n ann Eidorado road, Sd OsbSAN'V(
'''n month aud Saturday before.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
JOHN IL. DURHAM,
EOIipn -T0c/OS.

DEE EWING, Forwarding and General
IL Commission Merchant, Texas street.
yMckrllar's Building. ur-,tairs). Retains
his warehouse. ~ the old stand. on the
Lew" for the storage of cotton and freight
VIII uak" liberal advances. ms heretofore,
"n r"l>lGuncut~ ut cotton and produce for
sale. and give hl> personal attention to I'LL.
ing orders
F'h Il! i-7p 3f.v
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Puppy Love.

A schoolgirl AT Bellfoniainc,
Ohio, otl' ndrd her boy lover and he
refused To speak To her Sh.
PASSED note to him ark ing forgive
ness, but he refused. She wrote to
him again, SAYING that she would
! kill krrscli it he did not make up,
aud he replied that he would he
glad to 20 to her funeral. She
then began Ter suicidal efforts 10y
drinking II bottle of black ink, which
only made her sick. \ bottle 81
red ink had no ,radllrr effect. Fl
nallN. she cut her throat with Il
pocketkntt, llnagh not fatally.
making a deep and dangerous cash.
Mr.. Whitley Stokes. an English
gentleman living in India. has re-
Gently printed at Calcutta, for phi.
waite circulation, "A volume OF "ln.
dian Fairy Tales" which have Il pc.
cniar interest. The greater part oi
them were peistrd - ~. stokes
daughter 4, a W Ing Iad,, in
llndooStani ~ Erwho were
servants, and SyQS ~ ards wit
ten ont in Engl ISIS Stokes
annotated 10y Id 43o&r, VIII" has
since died. The aNAsh, all about
thirty stories. IN Arxprctcd
that before long ~, prin,
ed in London. ~ Raj
stOn will edit TN fz,rr
face on the Cnnned Ol Il pOst
European folk faNs. fa~s~~
which hp has special aptitude
One must he sure of two things
love your work, and not br al
WAYS looking over the edge of II.
waiting Your play Ia begin; and ih,
other is, yon must not he ashamed of
' our work, and think il would hc
more honorable to you 10 be doing
something else.
When n dog snaps at tlv that
has been iuolin. around him for four
or five hours aud misses il hr feels
Just like Il girl who ponrs the tull
tide of her affection over u Young
man aud suddenly discovers that
il won't soak in.
"Whr. John. what's the troublr
nov' | thought you were to hr
i..I IN , IL, ~ 81
so myself replied John. "bnt the
girl and all her folks objected, and
SO | got mad and broke it up~
"Somrbodv's coming when the
lew drops fall" she WAS softly hum.
ming. when the old man remarked.
AN Non h"' yer sweet life. Maria.
hat he'll think a thunder storms
r' loose when he gets here"
II is very difficult To find fault
with u dear little three wear old who
'nrlrs his head under the bed.
'lnihrs aud sings "Now | lav me-
Town To sleep. Pop goes rhc wra.
sell"
Some rrusty. rusty. dusty cnrmu'.
Irnn ~ II man CAV" the following
cast ~ n c"lrhra ion: "Onr fire
they hr lik" did maids
ever ready hur NOT wanted.
Have ffi" courage Ia show NunI
aspect for honesty. IN whatever
mis-" II appears. and vour cnnirtrl.
or dishonest dnplicity. 10y whomso
yer exhibited.
y gentleman Who asked iut T. .
marriage certificate quietly took h
~ of aud painted rna bald s.,
he evidence was conclusive.
TIL" AStnrS own 500 dNnl,iit-
II New York civ.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
Board Of School Directors.
W. j. LESLIE, Prest.,
IR- s Y WEIR Ser

DR.. J. L. MEADORs, --.
Col. J. :. YOUNG, GEORGE DAVIS.
b. /. LEDBETTER, BOB TARKINTON.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
TERMS:
MRS. II. HOLLAND,
OF MONROE, La,

MOULD respectfully inform the Ladies
W al Homer and Claiborne parish, that
she keeps constantly on hand fine stock OF
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

"Nhr. John. what's the trouhlr
now | thought you were Ia he
married in n short time" IL Thought
so myself replied John. "but the
girl and all her folks objected, and
so | got mad and broke i, up~
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28
The GUARDIAN.

oS4&Kv NRss& sfsSsf
B& IRA boys, 10 one.
~ ArSb hin tokuoG
And all IN . single line:
Hoe your own row"
II Jon want 70 have Riches
And want TO have friends,
po3t trasnp)e the means down.
Ala lodk Tor thr eSds;
But always remember,
Wherever Jon 70,
The wisdom Of practicinC
Hoe your own rowp
Don't Just sit and pray
For increase Of your store,
But work; who will help himself,
Heaven helps more.
The weeds while you are sleeping
Will come up and grow,
And if you wOuId have tho
Full ear, you must hoe!
Nor will IL do only
TO hoe out the wreds-
You must make your ground mellow,
And put III the seeds;
And when the young blade
Pushes through, you know,
There Is nothing win strengthen
lss growth like the hoe
Tbacs's no uss Of ssying,
What will be will be;
Ouce try it, my lack. brain,
And ses what you1l see
Why, just small potatoes,
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1880-01-28

"Somrbodv's coming when The
dew drops fall" she WAS softly hun.
ming. when the old man remarked
".\n Nnn hat yer sweet life, Maria.
thar he'll think thunder storms
let loose when be- gets here"
, 1880-04-19
Anecdote OF Alexandra Dumas.

Some years ago merchant of Lyons
was returning from Paris to his natal
city. In the same compartment with
him sa: tall fellow, lively, talkative
and full of gasconade; but on the
whole, the best and most amusing
travelling companion one could wish
for.
On alighting at Lyons, the merchant,
charmed by the taking manner and by
the gayety of his neighbor, ex-
claimed:
"By Jove, sir, I am glad to have
made your acquaintance You are a
good fellow, charming fellow Can't
you talk though Come let us make
trade, will you?"
Well, what kind of trade? ?"
"Come and dine with me; at the
desert we will speak about it. have
an idea-will you Gomez"
every well-but 1 will pay my share,
I insist upon it."
GAS you please; what an amazing
fellow he is All, but like you"
Accordingly they took dinner to-
gether, during which the merchant
offered tho tall fellow q position as
commercial traveller for his house; that
was his idea.
"You have just the qualities re-
quired," said he; "you will make your
way"
But my dear sir"
"Come, now, how do you live p
Pooh on very little !"
"Well, how much do you make a
year in your branch?"
From twenty thousand to thirty
thousand francs"
Goodness sakes alive !! but what do
you do ?" asked the other. disappointed.
"Oh, scribble on sheets of paper
with pen II
"Ab. bah-you are joking again, you
rogue But what is your name ?"
"Alexandre Dumas
Tableau.-Paris TAeater.
, 1880-04-19
That Boy COrn-Raiser.

It seems that the one thousand four
hundred and four pounds of corn
raised by young Milliken in Maine, for
which he took the first premium Of
fered by Stillman B. Allen, Esq, of
Boston, was one thousand four hun
dred and four pounds of ears, and not
of grain. This was grown on one
eighth of an acre, making the actual
yield about one hundred and sixty
bushels to the acre. The average crop
of all the contestants, eight in number,
was at the rate of one hundred bushels
and four quarts to the acre. Yet the
premium offered by Frank W. Miller
of Portsmouth, n. H., of one hundred
dollars in gold to any farmer in that
State who would raise one hundred
bushels of shelled corn to the acre has
never been called for. We have been
trying, ourself, for the past ten years
to get such crop, but have not yet
achieved success. We intend to keep
to work at it, for notwithstanding so
many failures, we believe it can be
done. We have several times gone
over eighty bushels, and the large pro-
portion of short and imperfect ears in
such crops shows plainly that if full
growth is got more than one hundred
bushels to the acre will sult.-WatcA-
man.
The best lawyers always tell the best
stories, and with none the less zest when
at their own expense. Not long ago
Counselor c. was before Surrogate
Calvin in case where the question in
volved was as to the mental condition
of the testatrix. The witness under
examination, herself an aged lady, had
testified to finding Mrs. Seaman failing,
childish, and that when she told her
something she looked as if she didn't
understand. Counselor c., cross
examining, tried to get her to describe
this look, but she didn't succeed very
we'll in doing so. At last, getting a
little impatient, he asked: Well, how
did she looks did she look at you as I
am looking at you now, for instance?
The witness very demurely replied
" Well, yes; kind of vacant like"
, 1880-04-19
The Parad0Xical ParadOxes.

Only three short years since we
furnished this parlor together" said
Mrs Paradox, "and now"
"Yes, now v' echoed Mr.. Paradox,
resolutely thrusting his hands deep
down into his pockets. Things are
altered now, Abby janet
Only three years." said Mrs. Para
dox, sorfowfully.
Three years of cat-and-dog quarrel
ing commented her husband, grimly.
You said the pink damask window
curtains were just the color of my
cheeks!' faltered Mrs. Paradox.
''And even then, if you'll be good
enough TO recall the fact to your mem
Ory, Mrs. P, remarked her husband, =,
"we couldn' agree as to the pattern of
the carpet, nor whether the walls should
be kalsomined or papered p
We never have agreed" assented
Mrs. Paradox, with pursedup lips.
"And never shall p said Mr.. Para
dox.
Perhaps it's better, on the whole,
that we are to SEPARATE" said the lady.
'Oh, altogether, acquiesced the gen.
fleman, rattllng the money Indifferent
ly in his pocket.
We never were suited to one anoth-
er." sighed Mrs. Paradox.
"Couldn't have been worse matched
if We had tried for it," remarked the
husband.
Its pity we hadn't found it out
before We were married." said Mrs.
Paradox.
BETTER late than never" said Mr..
Paradox.
"You said you loved me-" said Mrs.
Paradox.
well, I thought did"
" might have known that men We're
deceivers ever,'" quoted the wife.
"Oh, come now, Abby Jane, that
isn't fair" said Mr.. Paradox. Our
first quarrel was when you turned Ro-
yer out of the parlor- the old New
foundland that had saved my life.'
''No, it wasn't!" said Abby with
spirit; it was when you called my
aunt Anastasia AN old bore, and said
you wouldn't take her to the Wednes-
day evening prayer meeting p My
aunt Anastasia, with property, and a
temper like an angels p
"That's all very well,' said Mr.. Par
adoX, >" but you seem to have forgotten
that you treated my friend Dickens as
though he were house when
brought him unexpectedly to din
ner."
You refused to take me to the sea-
side when DR.. Dobkins said that the
waters were essential to nv health, "
flashed out the lady.
"You wouldn't consent to have my
mother come and live with us" retort-
ed Mr.. Paradox, twitching his NOUS
tache. u+4 e-.
{" If your mothers temper was half
as bad as yours -" began Mrs. Para
dox, flushing ur to the very roots of
her hair.
"There you go again" said Mr.. Par
adcx, beginning to pace savagely up
and down tho room. Who on earth
could be expected to put up with this
sort of thing?" .'V
you'll not have to put up with it
much longer" said Mrs. Paradox, draw
ing herself up.
"Thank goodness, no, said Mr.. Par
adox.
"The lawyers will arrange all that, u
enunciated the lady.
"The sooner the BETTER" said her
husband.
"Of course it will make dreadful
, 1880-04-19

"One kiss before go,'' he cried,
''To stem the stormy sea y
Then from his home to darkness hied,
But not tear dropped sle.
She watched the b,at-Iight ia lie to nausht,
She watcaed the ship-ight so,
And then her cottage lone she sought -.s-,--
With saddentd steps and ow.
And lis woe," she sang to her fretting babe,
alt is woe for the sailors wife,
With the parting fears, too sad for tears,
And the watching, waiting hIel
But husaaby, husnaby, baby mins,
It's mothers love behind,
and strong Il md guides the ship that rides
The seas in the wintry wind.
"Come, kiss and kiss, he cries in slee,
~To pay for partings all -
As cottageward he hies from sea-
While fast her tear drops fall.
The ship-hght dances on the wave,
The boat-light at tEe chain,
While ruddily CLEANS the easement brave,
As homeward lie the twain.
And 81 It's oh, she sings to her GO wing babe.
1t is oh for the sailors wife,
With the welcom, IS hom j, aud the tears that
come,
And the eas'r and joyous life
SO laughaby, lauShaby, baby mine,
Here IS father home from the sea;
Aud the e's joy evermore on wave aud shore
When together Col brings the three !'
Twixt wifels kiss and bearded lip
That more than wslc )me crown,
Soft, chubby hands. up resching, slip
To pull the whlskers down.
The kettle sings, the kitten pure,
The house-dog barks and springs,
And the Old clock on the chimney stirs
With sound of rustlins wings.
, 1880-04-19

was very strange that the PAradoxes
didn't know their own minds"
But Mr.. and Mrs. Paradox we're suit
ed, and after all, that was the main
thing. LEsLIEs, Jr., Pictorial
, 1880-04-19
Haryard's Chinese Professor.

There is Chinese professor at Har-
ward, AMI he is C gentleman and a
scholar. A lady who, in company with
| several others, called on him, describes,
in the Wide Aoake, how courteously
she was received, She says :: st.vsf'
We thought it more respectful to
wait standing. and such was our atti-
tude when without moments delay,
the Mandarin came in having hastened
at once, as did his wife on the former
occasion, to welcome his guests, quite
unlike our inhospitable and uncour-
teous custom OF keeping visitor wait
ing.
He advanced with gracious and cor
dial manner, and as the strangers of the
party were presented to him by name,
he fixed the identity OF each one by the
cards he held in his hand. and then
begged US to lake seats p
He was in home dress, like any gen.
tleman who might have come out of his
study in his dressing gown but how
unlike in the fabric and color and fash
ion thereof
Prof. Ko Kun Hua was like an Ori-
entail picture, a parsonage out of Lalla
Rookh, or something quite apart from
our commonplace world, in a robe of
pale blue lowered Grape, lovely, del
icate and lustrous, silvery azure,
falling in soft, graceful way over a
brocade silk skirt of the peculiar yellow
green which is known in the fashion
plates as faded-leaf color in this
attire the refinement of his features and
81 <>F l.,
parent than when in his visiting cos
tune.
The interpreter, who is also servant
came Immediately and took his position,
standing several feet from his superior;
and soon Mrs Ko Kun Hua entered,
dressed as when first saw her, followed
by the two little girls.
And on my remarking that 1 had not
seen the baby, the professor, under
standing my words, smiled and said
something to his wife, which seemed to
be asking if the baby could be seen, to
which she, half laughing, and giving
her head slight toss, seemed to answer,
:" don't care"
So the Interpreter disappeared for a
moment, and returned leading tiny
girl, two years old, diminutive specl-
men of Chinese woman, wee thing
with round, grave face, and clad in
indigo-blue clothes figured with white,
like some of those India silks which
were so much worn few years ago.
The little thing stood quietly hold
ing fast to his hand, and solemnly con-
templated us-fantastically attired
creatures that we were to her eyes.
, 1880-04-19

There are only two people who have
a right to put you aside-your doctor
and your sexton. No one else. It is
ignominious to see men sitting down
in Incidence simply because they are
growing old.
Marie Louise, second wife of the
great Napoleon, prided herself on her
ability to twist her ears into strange
shapes by peculiar movement of her
jaws. Mr.. Kearney, the eminent nat
uralist, could probably have classed
her among the lop-ea-ed pelicans.-
Eynair0 Free Press.