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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
SARA, THE MARROW.
0rea; Difficulty Experienced by
Milliners in Making Her
| Dresses Fit

Hrrnhardi has - increased IN
that she cen now sit over a. inch
,,..- hole without faliirg in.-Onrsy
Muldoon.
.t.,saAe. Her trainer had To tie 3 knit
nng idle acro-s her back To prevent her
ia, ~ ..iiing in = nail hole ia the sidewalk
no ing since.
II l-a-t. S,rs, the narrow, Informed
a. ia the Last postal card ~e received from
her. Sine al-o informed us "n the Ps's'si
that abe kss met wiih y great deal III ar
nuy Ance ,n securing a Eeai snug n: ga 'ho-e
fue dr~--es that ate hctne built Tor her ~
PAN. i; the .xl.n-e al thousands at dol
lars, and b~iI.g The dresses. arrAysi in
which. che inl~rd- =. take America ~
storm. Yos see iie he millinery whO -
constructing the dresses - near sighted AMI
ter cant are R-rrhsT,it with hI- nske'i eve
u h,- To- put hI- finger on her. a. sn
~ woman .. said In tio, ar 'r. 'o d",
TURN. II Il ~ when he b t,king h"r
~ fer dre--s-. sara - sisgieY anil
scrrsiur-, - all very ';in Ladies are
iisr thinner Ii~y ATE tire wig:ieyrr
..-.v are. and .e frequently has To- drive her
'.pdrr . microscope whiie he u measuring
g., I..i.- ard hounds over certain parts al
.i.miuuiive frame. where very accurate pat
r-rni,g and work - required. >"ms prom
iuent and able journalists have given "ut
A. their .,iniun that tS,- sniniisiny lsrncr--
through ~hich she q nov passing. r. thu
first -i-,,. 81 n d~vrioI'enent fr"m human
.r.iny into an angel. Ii that ir iru. -.
want her g. hurry ulp and get 'o A ui-r'ss 80
~e can -e~ her with the naked eve b~i"r-
she sny-iii'~-, az newspaper men cant al
ford to buy or rsni N agniiying gis--'- that
would he I..w, riui enough ;o reduce Sara
Ia their grip.
The Muii."n. in making ;he sbDv.
statement, wa- thinking al Fsnni- Dave.-
pori. She u getting &" I've pretty P''n''sr"n--
She has n"w almost retired ir'm the -is.-
IL is believed nv the vulgar he:d" m
search 81 . certain LITTLE herr miiiiJnairr.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
What Night Have Been.

A fair and huxom widow vho had buvie(
three husbands recently vent with gen.
tlemsn sho in her younger dsy- had Payed
her marked attention, To inspect the graves
Of her dear departed. After contemplating
them in mournful silence, she muir
INJURED. "Ah, James. you might have heen
little more courage"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
A SCENE FOR TEARS.
A Woman Eighty-Pive Years Old
Turned from the Dor by Her
Rich Son.

lSepOrters see so much III the lights
and shadows, good and evil, Of life. that
they in time seem to lose that sensitive
ness to the misery Of others which peo-
pie in other walks Of life feel. and re-
cord instances Ut JOY and misery with
equal Indifference. Now and then,
however. they ascertain facts that stir
them to indignation, and such a case
was met with To day in the Office of
the County Overseers OF the Poor.
Policeman Burns last night found
an old woman at the Central Depot,
who had no money To- pay for shelter,
and she WIS taken tn the York House
and given food and bell This morn
ing she was taken charge If by the
OverSeer Of the Poor. She related a
story, with every appearance Of speak
ing the truth. that may without en-
aggeration be SAIL To recount an ins-
stance Of Is gross iilial misconduct Is
ever disgraced son. She said her
name WAS. Jane ki,l,! Newbrury, and
that she Is ''fonr--core and five wears
old" That she was born in county
Armagh, Ireland, where her family
settled after the battle of the Boyne.
they going to Ireland from Scotland.
She came to this country many wears
sgo with her family and they scattered
The immediate cause of her coming to
thi. c;iv Is that some weeks ago she
left Fall River. Mass, aud went to
visi, her only living son. Robert New
berry, of Bradford, Tecumseh county
Ont. She stopped with her son only u
week. when, she says. he turned her
nut of doors one morning, and told
her to GO back to Fall River. without
providing her with means {" pay her
fare. She was rather poorly clad, and
said that her sons wife took her good
shawl anil gave her in exchange u
shawl owned By former wife Of New
berry he having had three. the first Of
whom had hanged herself. She said
that her SIN is quite rich, having a
good farm, well stocked in Bradford
She thinks he bought the farm with
money sent to her by her son Thomas
who went tn California, and while
coming hack was killed BY Indians.
She said all her children but X ebert
were good and that he was Of bad
disposition ALWAYS all of them but he
are dead. Mr. New berry express, 4
gratitude to Mrs. Early. Of Bradford.
for sheltering her when her son tnrned
her away. and said, with tears in her
eyes. that she never was dependent ON
any one. having worked in u linen
mill eight years ago in Fall River. and
there saved s,me money. Some Of
her grandchildren live there AMI they
will treat her kindly when che returns
She thinks her son ought to be put in
prison for eight weeks for his inhuman
treatment Of her. and there are few
who vii! say that ii her statement is
true that eight weeks would he any
too long to put such rascal where
he would do the most good.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
The TheeplanA.

1t vii he pleasant news TO the readers Of
the BAzoo to learn that the Sedslis Thes-
plans have been recognized for the season.
Last night a meeting Was held, and the
following named officers elected for the en-
suing season: Ira HiusdaIe, president T..
Lrwis. secreiary F. II. Gueuther, tress-
urer Wm. Latour, stage managre Chas.
C. Parker, business manager. Al m earl.
day the company will produce "Willov
Cop~e," and the BAzoo bespesks for these
enterpr.sing and amusement loving people
a crowded hon-e and vociferous appIxuse
from an approving Publinc.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
$500 Reward

will be paid Nv the cii'zrn< ~ H"ni,csu
canniy for ia. arrest AMI delivery I, the
authorities 81 the county ii Ih. negro who
committed an "nirsse up..n the person of y
~hiie lady At Csiiiornis, NJ. on o,,o!,er
5,h, If ihe iui."ying description:
4 iow hesvs -ri peg-o man. with q light
m,,-iachs, sy,d Iron II To 81 yesr-, pants
with plsck strip running up AMI down,
bro,d brim. Il hisck hat. striped shirt, and
bundle In . white handkerchief.
send inform alton To John TiiI-Iy, mar
-haI of California. No., or John u. Wood,
sheriff oi MYBiteAu county, Mo.
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Petty Theft.

A twelve-year-oId boy was discover
ell yesterday. attempting to steal the
brass cocks Of the air box which is
a part ot the air brakes on the under
side Of those Missouri Pacific coaches.
sta ,ding along on the track near the
derot. He was driven away. but not
arrested. Such malicious mischief a.
that might render the brakes Of no
effect, and should the defect 6rst be-
come prominent in . critical emergen.
cy might involve the lives Of hundreds
Of passengers. Such boys should b
jagged.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
A Woman Fight.

Yesterday Afterpoon, two married
women from tbe country began fight
ing over a-male granger in the Chica-
go store II WAS ,t.ugia by by
ISLANDERS, and fondly hoped by
newspaper reporters that they would
conetgblsw.. but Ibsy didn q. They
botb sppeaned 10 want hehsan. There
wasn't enough man to 20 around. they
finally compromised by all three
climbing into a wagon and driving
homeward.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
QUEENS ARE.


n tattered memorandum book was
recently found on the steps Of a very
humble dwelling out west Some of
the entries are as follows.
MY father had q slight misunder-
standing with neighbor. about a d.
vision fence. which he had inherited
from INV grandfather. After several
disputes, he consulted a lawyer, who
had a good many children, but little
practice. This was fatal. A suit was
commenced.
Several years ago my lawyer said I
must get ready for the trial. / did 80,
and went tn court at every term, But
it was postponed on every pretence
which human ingenuity could invent.
1870. March term-Counsel for
defendant moved for a continuance.
because he was engaged in the court of
common pleas. Court granted the
the motion, but intimated with great
dignity. that such An excuse would
never avail with him again.
September term-Counsel trying a
case in an adjoining county. Judge
hesilared, but yielded.
December term-Defe0dant Ill.
Proved by the certificate Of a respect
able physician.
1872. March term-Counsel had
made an engagement to meet q client
from New York. who could not conve-
niently leave his business again. Con-
iinued, the judge suggesting the New
York client might find counsel nearer
home.
1873. September term-Carried
the title deeds to my lawyer. Sur.
veyOr examined the premises. said the
defendant had eDcIoached 90 me. But
another surveyor, (partner and pupil
Of the first One). said that my deed
spoke Of hackmatac stump in the
line Of the fence, a foot in diameter
whereas, the only tree near the fence
was a pepperridge tree, not more than
seven inches and half inches across;
case postponed to employ other sur
veyOrs.
December term-Counsel agreed
that court might visit the premises in
dispute. Judge refused to 60, but said
the jury might do so. provided that
nobody wen: with them to explain and
confuse. Next morning a heavy snow
fell, aud boundaries were covered.
Case continued.
1874. September term-motion to
postpone. on the ground that the de-
PENDANTS attorney wished to be absent,
hunting. for q few days. Motion pre-
vailed. I demonstrated, but my coun-
sci said the lawyers were very accOmO-
dating gentle:nen. and the courtesies
Of the bar required il.
1875. March term-One Of the
Jurors tsken sick. Motion to 90 Oh
with the trial ~ith eleven jurors. De-
fendant's counsel objected with great
strength Of voice, and demanded .
full jury trial. pure and simple. l
think he called it the palladium Of
our liberties Case postponed.
September term-Received . bill
for retainers, term fees. clerks fees,
and expenses. One item was for the
amount Of q retainer which my law
yer had declined from the defendant.
Offered him the farm, provided be
gained the case. He said this would
not be deemed honorable practice,
but he would take it and give me
credit rs far as it went.
took the cars for the west. coming
mostly on freight trains and after
nightfall.
'Mem.-pon't forget inscription for
nv tombstone-'Here lies one who
died of lawsuit hequeathed BY bis
father. ''-HartfOrd COurant.
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LATER.
Az to Glass Eyes.

One Of the most stylish yonng ladies Of
this city har gia-s eve, hut il flashes as
naturally - iis partner, the live eye, end
her solid young mas loves her inst -
ardently, and his heart ia a thoroughly
riddled by . glance from her glass o. from
her regular eye. Say, pzrd, there's . good
deal o! this love business that il imagina-
tion, anyhOW don't you think 20?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
rxhumed to be Reinforced.

DR.. Fesler, who about nine years
AGO buried the remains 81 his young
con 1t Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. had them
exhumed last week and sent to Sedalia.
They arrived here last night and will
De buried to-day in the Sedalia GENE
terv in the family lot, BY the side Of
the remains of the Doctors lately de-
ceased young daughter.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
A New Gag.

A ~ay tn bet with perfect safety upon
:he election has hen devised. A says To
Z: '.I'ii bet YOU - that ] can name twenty
6re states th.t oil 60 for Garfield - or he
NAV take the ..me offer on Hancock. Il
accepts the offer. Of course. A then says !:
all bet YOU SIS ! can nsme four other
states that vill 90 for Il field" thinks
tbi- is more absurd than the previous
proposition, and takes il up promptly.
Then A nance twenty five states, leaving
out four ibst are cure to be carried BY Gar
6eld, and these four he names a. the "four
o,bers." Thus he loser So on the 6rs',
but gets SIS on the serond
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12

have secured Q 6rst-slsss cutter. He
has 90 superior, east or wet, end will
hereafter do only 6rt-class work. ] desire
tho ,e needing god fitting, stylish clothing
10 come and zee me I refer to the work
turned out during the pas, two weeks - |.
criterion of the class Of work we do.
have the largest and best selecied &ock Of
piece good. 10 the city.
JOHN WALNsLEY.
p S.-Ten jourueymen tailon wanted At
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
Set Back Forty-two Years.

Il ~ss troubled ior many years with
kidney compIs,nt, gravel, nc; NV bloc'i
becsme thin; was dull and Inactive
couiL hardly crawl about; was m Old
worn ont man all over; could get nothing
So help m-, until I got iIop B,;ers, AMI
now I sm a boy sg,in. Ny blocd aud
kidneys are all right, aud AM A. se'iv- ss
man Of thirty, although Am .eventy-,wo,
and haze no doubt il wili do ~ yell for
Others of INV age. IL il worth trial
h.r)-Sunl.y Mercury.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
Reckless Driving.

Yesterday Afternoon, Reckless iexmster
in driving a team attached To a wood w.R
on over the Ohio street crossing, Of Third
street, At rapid gait, allowed the hor~er
to run against, and knock down an aged
colored Womsn. The workmen labOring
on the sidewalk near BY yelled TO h,m TO
stop, but be never needed. The WOMAN
scresmed, and scrambled out from under
the horses feet without being injured but
slighiiy. The teamster drove on, never
checking bis team or looking back 10 zee
what damage he he'd done.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
A Lost Child.

Yesier,isy, Mr.. Lacy Porter aud HE vile,
who r. side AK miles north 1T town, were
shopping IN the city and hsd si,h them
their little Ihrse-yesr-oid son. While the
moih-r Was busy looking ~ millinery
goods in the Zee lliv. and the father va
huyiny ammunition ard ,sik,ns politics IN
q, Hugh Er,nt'., the child strsyed away
and became lost.
Tie mother. a.. realizing that the child
VA. Ic-i, hsram- AIMS; frantic. \ police
man Wa called. bui before nv bsd pursued
the -.s,cL long -1;sn.' Ands -on, the old
coIored msn, APPEARED walking down Ohio
stree, leading the child and enqu'ring Tor
it- parents. tie had found the olive
branch out toward E.st >e'ialis- Tine
meeting q! the mother sud heir va very
affections ate. E=rn a. n mother iove'h her
children, 30 tire BAzoo, = paper published
for the people nov on earth, love'h the
truth.
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Stree, SHOOTING.

A drunken granger b~gan firing re-
soives around on Second street, la; even
ing, in the reckless style Of . desperado.
Officer McNalIy dissrwed sod jagEed him
10 short order and in good vorkmsnlike
style. All ehoss that fail to kill eo@e one
don't count in this country. He 80 ~
LEASED on hail, aac Judge Fraker Gill cit On
his case tO-0OrroW morning.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12

Edwin A. Wadleigh, E.q., clerk super
ior court, Bos,on, Mas. sdds his nans 10
The Joyous arm, using and reco~osodins
y. Jacobs OIL. He certi6es to cure BY
the Great German Remedy Of neuralgia
and rheumatic pains in his family. Boston
GLOBE.
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On, sell kn"wn fellow citizen Mr.. f.
Schumacher, enc oi Akro.'- oide-, msT-
chant. and the Leading druggist al this
section. informed the writer tina; without
exception the sale Of the Hamburg Drop
vas the mo-i satisfactory Of Snvthing he
hsd ever sold. and that the unprecedented
iemsrd Vas due soleiv To- it, merits. such
rmrltsiir expressions need no comment IN
o Akron Beacon.
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Nobby Wedding.

There Was = briilisu, ~-.liin, ON Thurs
day nigh, last. Oct .rii. a, : o lock ri the
Methodist church at krot .,,sier.
The nigh couirsciIn. parties were Will
liam }. Zimmerman, prosperous and
prominent agricnl'uraii-i, residing four
miles southeast of Knob No~.er, ard Ma
Laura Y. Linz, Tire highly intellectual sud
esiucateS daughter oi John LUZ, Ed, 4
furniture dealer 81 Nnob Master. Rev. n.
X. Miller. Of SedsIIs. ofirI.red and tied
the knot in the mo-, approved art fashion
able style.
There ~ere three couple Who we're At
tendani-, whose n, ms< the reporter did not
get, only that Of Mis- Joe Havely, ii Sc
dslie.
Tie hri,:- AMI e-o"m Iii no, start for the
81. Lpui- iir, ~ mo-t If the r.wls we'd
,ied sboni fsir time do, b.: .ent home.
On lat FRIDAY q graz. .-ception wa-
given the couple ~ III re-iien-e of the
groom- parents -: where the gTonm
lives.
II sas s grand wedding Tor Knob No-;-r.
The little church ~s- filled Ia sufiocation
with the friends OF the couple. while msnv
went away unable Ia gain admission To the
church.
The BAZoo. . pzier published Tor the
people now on esrih. extends the usna:
congr iuiaiion>-
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12
Barnum's Circus.

Randolph Hughes, adv nce agent for
Barnum's circus, il Al the Garrison House,
having arrived there last nigh, from Boon
vile. Mo.
The show exhibited at Denison. Texas.
on Friday Last, and yes;e:d,y Al Sherman
The Greatest Show on Earth will exhibit
~ follows:
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The II. K. & T. Dispatcher's Office.

The NJ. X. & T., will begin this
week the construction Of new dis
patchers Office. 1t will be located he
tween the Missouri Pacific and NJ. X.
& I. tracks east of Engineer street.
The huiidicg will cDrfE0o0 and be-
a two-stbfv Brick 24x6o feec in dimen-
sioos. A.Oli0es On he fitted up in it
in first-ciass shape for the train dis
patcher. superintendent and road. and
yard master. tb\'T
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12

isone Of the most annoying diseases
in the world, snd yet oil can find
cure relief By the use OF DR.
SwAYNE's OINTMENT. II has been
tested IN thonsands Of Instances and
invariably makes . sure cure.
The 'ymptoms ere moisture like
penpirasion, intense itching. in
creased By scratching, very dis
tresing, particularly at night, -
il pin worms we're crawling in and
sbou, the rectum; the private parts
are sometimes effected. Procure
this ointment. Reader, il VOC are
suffering from THE dis rsssing COM
plant, letter, itch. scs'd heed, ring
worm, BARRIERS itch, any crussy.
scAly ekin eruptions, use Dr..
SWayne's Ointment and be cured.
sold By ell prominent druggists.
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Republicans.

Last night the court house was
crowded by republicans to hear Judge
Shirk talk on the political outlook.
The Judge made a stirring speech. so
the republicans who we're present af
firm.
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N the matter Of b. g. Wiskers0u, }
..s,g,sS If W. n. Thomas 4 Co. /

In the matter OF b. U. WNGSr0O0,
assignee Of W. r. Thomas 4 Co.
All whom it may concern are hereby notified that
the account Of b. q. WilkersOn, assignee Of w.
r. Thomas 4 Co., was hled at the September term
lSsO Of the circuit court OF Petix county, NO., and
il now on Gle with the undersigned clerk Of said
court. and unless objection be made thereto and
COED cause TO the contrary shown. they viii b
passea upon and allowed BY the SAID circuit court
on before The sixth day Of the next term thereof
Dy C. L. JAeIsoH, D. C. d u. ISsaAn, Clsgk.
oct II ard n
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Rutherford B Hsye', a presidential
bssssrd not heeos Of the people, IL digsse-
ing s.6y sdminissered in heavy doses b
The pioaeers Of the Psei6c slops.
fCol.l Solid NuldOoo.
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T. will be the last stand for this sea.
so,. they then 60 direct to New York
inn sinier quartersL
B,rnu0s circus. this yesr, has proba-
bly, done the largest Grors business ever
done by show during the ,eniins season.
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n. b. Greeley, brother Of Horace
Greeley, is making gresenbsck speech
es.-Spring6eld (Ill Mail. N. b.
Greeley 90 west.
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Fun For the Boys.

Col Crisp, one Of the large and varied
assortment OF democratic candidates for
Congress in the 9Th district, has challenged
Col. Il. I. Van Horn, the republican NOM
Inee, 10 joint discussion oil the political
ISSUES before The people II lis to be hoped
that Col. Van will accept, and tsp the keg
of has eloquence, snd both OF them unite
in grinding some fun for the boys Oh, .!
:he great farce known "a politlc-.
LATER.
Van Horn has acrar'sed ~" challenge,
:,ssi desires Allen Who u smother - riesi
democrat, aud Cl... a. -. -. audi
date, TO join in the fray. That's right.
The more the hotter. IT. they get . few
mere on the platform, they will have more
orators thsn orstees-We mean more speak
ers than auditors.
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The Bell House.

Tn. Bell Hou-~, st Hidden, presided
over nv mine hoe, Barrett, IL enc of the
hest hotel aud eating houses on the line OF
the Psci6e road. Crb,he and accommo
dating attendants, with plenty 81 veil
cooked provisions, POiIteiv served, elegant,
large and we'll ventilated roor"s, makes il
one Of the most pleasant places in the wes'
u stop At.
Go and see Barrett, Who smiles when he
aces Won.
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Berries

A clerk ri hotei In this city To-
which. hou-s . Kama. City man be
came indebted during TIE fair, sent a
dun tv he IF tine thrifty burg on the
river. He Of the {. b., ls6oring un-
der the impression that the clerk bad
promised to trust him for a certain
time for tie bill. and that 'tShs not
vet due, replied, yesterday as follows:
"Mr. Dewberry.-lf yov send me
your bill before it is due Berry, Twill
kick your raspberry till it is black
berry. yours. etc..
.'.. -. STRAWBERRY"
The clerk don't know whether he
will ever get his money or not.
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Too Much Raet.

Snme time since = clerk Who holds forth
ON OhIn street bsiween Second and Third
and sno.ber fellow co1rles! the same girl.
u. stood . pretty good sho~iny Tor awhile,
but ,ae -. I. coon got away wi'h him. Hs
c"uli b-ar the girIis giances under ordinary
circums,snc bu, he didn't want her to
see him ws'king while SHE was riding in a
iwo-hor-e rig with her husband. 80 yester-
dav afternoon, when he Wss waking up
from south ii the CITY. and ssw them CON-
ing. h~ resolved to dive down by the rode
side in q cluuip IL bu-hs. until they pissed.
lie hid all hut his feet, md that Wa im-
possible. The girl e.ms mp and recognized
them; III cour-e she knew that he hsd not
killed himself or b~en murdered ior his
money, but ~ss simply trying to hide She
thought he ~ .,i ie: h.m know that she
Was or Speaking terms Hello. Mr.. -"
she exclaimed a. her husband whipped pss'.
IT, turned over, picked the ihorns out at HE
anatomy, aid walked on n,ui'eriug some
thing like ";he bo-s has go, To furnish me-
= horse sitter this"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12

Til. mo-t sensible remedy, anil the
only >aie, -uIe an,l germ ~nent cure ios all
disess-s OF the liver. blood and stomach,
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dumb sxu~, j,uniic-, dyspepsia. IL Pr'f.
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Pads, which cuT-s by absorption. Ask
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no Other. sud ii he has not got j. ar will
not get ii i.r vou, sen.I $50 To French
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you one postpaid by reinrn nail For
al. bv Aug FIe,-chmann, druggist, corner
o! Secoad and ONO streets.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-10-12

A western preacher who had been con-
siantly ANNOYED during services bv the in
c. cant hacking" of some 81 the members
Of his congregation, upon closing his ser-
mon requested such To try Dr.. Bulis Cough
Syrup. Price % cent?.