The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1880-10-22
NEW NoR-WEsTEas.


90 higher when kite time comes. III e=s8
New York has ten thousand more schoo
cbildren than she has accomodations for.
/ Frederick Douglass is soon to deliver ~
address ar 8 coIored State fair In Nortl
Carolina.
Ho who has ridden In . country stag
coach knows how cream feels when it is be
ing churned into butter. a.h@ "aA
The tramp question: Madam, will yo'
please give me some old clothes? I'm 81
huagry that don't know where to sleel
tonight. 4l. a.ss5.as..s
A Massachusetts, boy about as high q
the counter recently came into book stor'
and asked for "a book for ten cents with
murder IN it," id s##
A season ticket to see Bernhardt In New
York costs $50 set. The sales the frs
day amounted to $3.50 There is eyi.
IDENTITY going to be Bernhardt boom. at
When summer with her bloom has gone,
And autumn winds sound in the wood,
The sportsman winds his mellow horn .
Then takes horn In solitude. ....s .....
Malone says that at the moment that ht
becomes convinced that there is danger o
Hancock losing the electoral vote Of Vir-
ginia he will withdraw his ticket in favor Of
the regular Democratic nominee.
There will be no municipal election in
San Francisco this fall as the superior
Court has so decided in the case of Barton
vs.. Kalloch, on the 2Sth insrant. This was
test case, and has settled the point, the
present iucumbents holding over until the
next election. a-e #s-. a,- ~rt
The senior Greek professor, in his lee
ture to the juniors the other day, speaking
of the MARI iage Of Venus and Vulcan, re-
marked that "the handsomest women gen.
orally marry the homeliest men," adding
grimly, "there's encouragement for good
many OF you.' s$~a .-sa.. .sa s
The Postoffice Department has received
curious letter from postmaster In one Of
the Southern States in which be Gays that
not receiving asappiy OF postage stamps
be Inadvertently allowed Confederate pos
tage stamps to be used IN prepayment OF
postage on several letters registered in his
Office. s sr- 800.
II is understood that an answer to his
wise's cross bill Of divorce, prepared by
Christiancy In South America, is at his
lawyers Office in New York, but is Of such
a nature that the latter refuses TO file it.
In the first transports Of delight the
happy father rushed into the room exclaim
ing, "I've got son It's q boy !"
When you see an article In a newspaper
headed "The Political Outlook" look at
the bottom line. and II it says ''sold by all
druggists" don't read it. There is such an
article going the rounds which Ia. the adver-
tisement of q patent medicine. II is a
counterfeit well calculated to deceive.
Don't read political article unless the
owners name is blown In the bottle.
ssIn closin' dis meetin' !" said the Presi-
dent OF the Limekiln Club, as the clock
marked the usual hour, ''let ebery one oh
you bar in mind dat BLOWN up bladder
doan' make a bar'l. Git 1t as full oh wind
as you may, an still its muffin but a blad-
der. De Lawd made each one fur speshul
purpose, an de chap who was created to
use shovel will git busted ebery time he
thinks he was. cut out for a statesman
We will now be scattered" 7#a :4t
The champion jack -of-all trades belongs
to England, and lives ut Chichester. He
has served as seaman in the four quarters
Of the globe, and acted as cook, steward,
sail-maker and navigator. He now hangs
out his sign as '.Prof. Pullinger, contrac-
tor, inventor, fisherman. builder, carpen-
ter, joiner, sawyer, undertaken, turner,
cooper' painter, glazier, sign-pa.nter,
wooden pumpmaker, paper hanger, bell
hanger, boat maker, clock cleaner. lock-
smith, umbrella repairer, China and glass
member, netknitter, wire-worker, grocer.
baker, farmer, taxidermist. copying clerk,
letter writer, accountant, surveyor. eng,n-
eer, land measurer, house agent, vestry
clerk. assistant ovcrseer, clerk to the Sell
say Sparrow Club. clerk to the SeIsay po-
lice, assessor and collector of land tar and
property and income tax, and collector of
church and highway rates"