The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1880-02-24
WIT AND HUNoR.

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Mary s,u all ~ -owh,dei ~ ~ ,;v.s I.Dy
sn'.ugh.
o~S lawyer,
tn eoar>-- Rf,~A'. new novel. ..S.,nnss," j.
hight reAl..x.
Money II the meau .H,u'- ro.u,na-,u.. aud
NJ never S!s,> ~ UP
Tho prospect, ar. god i.,s 81. .p-u ,-,n.nsr
wa vrieSn> PcayunS.
'h"i1 10 n~;.'re they ~2"s -.
a hen i,~~ns n.n:i~ ia prom. -cvous secret,
-i'r hs- h.r 0an Exclusive vet.
--ra~ ,uctp,~n, mu>sa,.he "a. the s.u..,,s lv q.
.s'"ou: shS Ills siiu flesh - hairtu.
The Whitehall rlm-- truthful, ~.v.: 90,
s'se town - known NJ n nre vvmgNus u k-~s,>.
-Pio'',m N i,,.s-: II Col u,.sl.. TIN. -.untr,
and uAAn ss'stv 't.. town. who made New Jersey
1t - hSrl s"ss IL. e.: ..s,n, oft,sr on ,nc
rr''r~d ii-t, '"t a'"r TIM, rp;ii h,.' q. nth can
n..s~ htin.
-on~ n,~a t-sl "a. ..st topper ~. l., the
ssr. o.f ten rrnnot matte hin, drsn.-up,~.-
'he! ps,S TOR Tho i,uor.
why - ~-,s~v &" 10 bot, than :" b~ ..,c,l :
ssk> i,rfsst" paper. We ys-, lie lrery AIM,
." '"'ne 0nr ~ho IL ncrng haa.
--l:"s. ,..ss,~ w~1.~ s.ansvsns >. q Mko,s
- 'nsu liz la. on. ss;ist,-,i,,u, how. yer
No''V'tS "opens his !~i,~s.'. w mistake.
An ,n,,ui-,t,v- w-.ts.Ii rhsp \. .n,n.u- To-
Know Ln.i-i!"~ had Ia = u,- eh,.i ~...
lac ~rvis This ~ tii. forest prime evil
-in. Nrw Haven Register .a.- ,h-re ~ no
. suen th'n- - loves Soun. ,trsaIn. Th-r- - NJ
dr-ain about 70, hut great deal of fvui..s.n~>-
The telephone IL only about ,w. wears old
but some VI tho jokes .s,u. it sound a. tn.u,h
They we're sssS~d when the pysAn..i- we've
young.
1T may b. v,sicar TO keep sSsae 10 orchestra
nsussc With Your ts~s. bat u Keeps 3 ,nsn 81
'nt. rested 'hss he ior.~t~ to ~ cat tn ~. =
Glove.
1T -. perhaps, natural To conc.u,i. that
Father Iiius ssArv.t not h<.-au.s h.. - r>ls
Father out tSc,use he - 81 Often :.sA.n l.. the
ior~iosk.
Il Isaaesssr Judyr d.sIsr.. thu, dr-.lin. in
iu'afe> - gambling. amt 1T sut1srt ~: the
.rAnd jury attention repnessse - no p,ac.
| tn" Hot ingersoti-
When \ t@s.sisIile preacher nn,kes 4. p,.,r,
's,st Particular! Pl-ases the congregation, the.
~ qnTk - anybody
Young uaI, remember these ,hiuys, xl.u
, VA the 9hi Of single hcs-edn... Seven
dollars Ws~k with ,otitud- W.i, kAAu cut further
than ten dollars With txin..
--N.-h ~ sara ahog, the aeal,ny power Vi
,imss'nao"n There Ina-t ~ something IN ".
because tualy man suppose, ~ .. we'll ..hce "A
whom 70 ~ only ~ ns l,:n.i.
I IA .eSs brilliant y e'ano PLAYER esa work W
hang and eonsnsion Of the playing u canno, he
.'i..r'nsn'shed from ''N"-~s IN Egypt
4 The Nex iork Legislature oil make u s
ni-.iemcAuor tor any Ao'nap TO Walk ~ uiaG,b
Pa; AM ~"nsn cs1 cut AL the irew,.oL All,
support - LAZY husband -nd rs Ill night
/ -Ts-nsy enc new Pl~"-,s we're discovered
puit'ns up She sAIse ssIi vi sIsyepip<. IIy-Et.,
hitv Years ace. cur wss. m-n look too high.
I. Did you ~v-r .onsi.ier the d,,p,t,su q,
kissing. The rsp kiss the wonsn without
caring whether II is a-r.";,il@ or otherwise. Az.
"a" women ki-, ia" t-fen>.r,s hrsb.rs r~,nor--
;lr--is.
/, IN dear: "h d-sr. d ts.i,.p III .,h.o AurL.
oui so 's. BeU .pal~r repsrser several ~.
p"rt~rs have been sent ~ Congress and oi~. i,
aShiic QUE - sent To js,s. bat We ..yrg heard %
on on . tramp before
, An Ea.' Boston msn sss., sas;i. to rr,sr.
~ sent AMI sost u ior SiI TO AN unJer,aker Az.
, - ready I" Nv n's'is the victim Of r.s su-i
anoth-r humorous Trick.
| The m hrlsssl inliv,a:m. ~la ro.s-e
Schneider At midnight. snd when asked shat va.
sssni-d replied ''Zwe' isScr" wSs knocked d..wn
by the ,rata frut..n, ant u WIS time beioI,
hs Was able to bring tho poor fellow two
Taking a>cut act& Juliet. When YOU 90.
Mary Anderson come ont On the Carni-
, hs'ccny, 10! her p,e-:e Of chewing s.Ins an TIA.
railing and reach toy Romeo, YOU ser actiux :ss
enough to crss- . Harvard student.
II moan man peat sixteen hornets ia . uh,sk
hottie and yAs~ 70 To = Texas nao. IN the dnr (
TO tsk~ drink oct OF, and Though the hvrn.t
~, N their .ork o. they ~sut down. the Tsxa,
remarked thu: u wssn's real g.xAs ahlsky, IS i
lacked FIRE.
, -Three dogs t~o boys and = eat ~, int,
a jsn.is 1t the foot OF Maple avenue. ana lag
frw minutes things were c"u-t.is rsb,v out,~v
.~upIsd. When ;hs cat got I"oss II wsnr eve
fh" fence 9th n~ r'~xs SUI tail yer, mu..
epIstged.
Things that people " onid hike ~ NV: Ou
society urls before hrc:,htast. u church encl
that never qusrrsIsd, y church ont ut d. b, an
wuh money ~ lend. sus, al editor Who Ell
please everybody. and high ..-hooi g,ri tha
csnnot whistle.
"A httl~ boy being a.ksd ~ another bo
sLat he Was dsin-: how, f~pise,i. II mns rs-hie
ia y clothing store. You Cashier .'' sal ~
,othe. u .-S"- .art che l,t,t-- c,.:l
l"thaf's " hat tas -..yk- ssl us. I h,in,rf.
tnses y jas sh~v h"iier ''cS ani~r"