The Benton weekly record. [volume] (Benton, Mont.) 1880-1885, 1880-05-07
How soon the picnic days will roin.
ANhnn 4 fnlIntrrts 1innn- -1aarnI.
Will serve as public boulevard
Fl For cnligrating ants.

When fellows linen pants
VIII serve as public boulevard
. H For cmlgratIng ants.
The telephone isa hullo moekerv.
Peaches are plentiful--in Georgia.
\ household wifi, u baby is founded o.
arock
What i. the par value Of 4 man TO hi
children
The man OF promisc-rhc one Who doe
not pay his debts.
Philadelphia women like 70 pinch ths
baby elephant.
\ calf cannot go into socicty witbou
revealing himself.
The man that is always around the Hui
must be Il spokesman.
Tic Roman Catholic population of New
+ Orleans is estimated at 100000
Senator Edanlnds. Of Vermont, i. tall
angular and squsr-shorldcrcd
. Never throw away your old boots ill
your new ones are well broken in.
! Il Will be twenty years Oh the ION OF
! May next since Theodore Parker died.
Buffalo girls feel proud when they can
make Use OF seyentv-tiye llir-pinS at once.
HE most comfortable haCa man can wear
III cold weather is one that=is little stove.
Itais good thing toi, job reputation for
patienca that heded before The gem p'rz-
zlc was born.
4 correspondent wants 10 know how
looS bees live Very much As short hecs
do, we suppose.
\ Utica bopt-blsck who WIZ driven out
Of tl'at city claims consideration now as a
polish refugee
The man or woman who never growIs
about the weather is greater tj:n il" who
t"keti1 two cities,
There's the sickle, the bicycle, the icyclr
and the tricycle., but the most worthy of
these Is the sickle.
Fishes 60 in schools. Aud it il s;,,scrlrd,
by persons WITH DiStutoriaI tendencies. that
some play hooky.
80, could stand where Mosca stood and
view the prospect ore sings the dahhler
in mining securities.
The best way to encourage Il tramp is to
show him 4 pile Of cord wood and other
little axe Of kiudncss.
4 tlairvman could furnish clean milk if
he would only strain Il pint 70 acconno-
dateyou
The whole amount Of logs landed on
Dead River, Maine. this season is y. BOO
900: about double last years work.
II js said that thc yassar College Girl who
caught cold ly drinking water from a
o"p'P '''''f''lel !, COIN .''HN'.'lt'
Another SAYS she does not dress 1'er
children well. heea's" the teacher gives
them good t'reSSi1'@ every morning.
lie we'll, guess ltc doas lie Saldlns
uei@hbor, w ny, he :" fond ot lying
that he Won t let a clock strike right III his
house.
\ rln@ Oh the Third finger ot the lett
hand i WortEltNo on Tic second. IS the
opinion OF q Young lady whose great mob
by is croQ0et
Cough complains Of. liquor drinking on
railway trains. There is "A smash there
ptrty often, to say nothing Of th" r"n'9tle-
tors punch,
Cooking soda. dissolved in WHtep. To sal
urstion. is as fatal to potato bugs AZ Paris
green. The NcwtnrTpori H@ro1d. knows
this 10 boa fact.
The I,;lrbor of Melbourne. Australia. is to
be iDDroved At 4 cost Of 4ix millions. 50 aS
to admit Of ships of ANY burden coming
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