The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-05-15
DRIFTWOOD.
LITTLE KTNDNEss

! Eince trihes make the Euna Of hum an things,
And haIf oar misery from our 70 bles sPIi1gs
tiuOe life's beat i7ys consist N l>esee end sAse
And teT can rave or serve, but ali nay pisassi
| Oh let The VI gentle spirit learn frOl5 hence
| small uakindne.s is a great ofe0se.
! Large boUntie1 TO IestoIe the visa in vain.
/ But ali may shun t6e guiit OF g wing pain.
THERE are 100000 land-oWneTs in
little France.
MADAME BONAPARTE's estate is vale
ued at 81, 100000
"WHAT's the man yelling at 20 asked
a farmer of his boy. Why" chuckled
the boy, "he's yelling at the top of his
Taiee."
THE Cansdians did not yell for ''pro-
lection - until they learned that their
new Governor EGSaneral Lorne wrote
spring poetry.
THE daily consumption OF milk IN
New York city approaches 4OO,OOO
quarts, and at least $25, ,000,000 Is IN
vested by farmers in this industry.
ST. LOUIS has store over which there
is this sign: SchlOchenhuyser Max
esteinbeck, Eintendoerfer & Co" This
reminds us of the days of old long sign.
"THE sentence of the court is, )" said
popular Irish magistrate named Porter,
to q notorious drunkard, ''thst you be
jail AOA VIC 4OhESoe HOA-C0
the law allows; and / hope you will
spend your time in cursing whisky" 81
viii, sir; and Porter, too"
PASSING AWAY.
Once in a while we see a msr
Who rides the wild, unnamed VelOcipede
Once in a while we meet man who strides
Around the track TO test his walking speed.
Once in 8 while meet the man
Who wears the helmet hat We ones all wore;
And now and then meet the man wno quetss
The "a hardly ever y line fIOm " Piuafore.n
-BuTliagt0ss Hdtckeye.
A SHORT time ago little boy went
with his father to see a colt. He pstted
the colts head and made quite fuss
over it, uHtil finally the stable-msn told
him to be careful that the colt did not
tuFn round and kick him. When the
little chap went home his mother asked
him what he thought ABOUT the celt.
Z" like him pretty vel, - was the reply:
'' He's real tame IN front but he's awful
wild behind"
APATRIoTIC Hibernian, after listening
for some time to q recitation of Irish
bulls amid general laughter, cried indig-
nantly: Faith, MIR. A, an do ye
know what I think?" Why, indeed,
what do you think, Mr.. DE-" Sure,
sir; and do ye know that think, indade,
that not more than one-half Of these lies
that they tell 'hout the Irish is true"
This was unanimously pronounced the
best of the lot.
No man shall ever kiss me except
my future husband, )" she said, as he was
about leaving her at the gate. Sup
pose I agree to be your future" Why,
then I'll kiss you," she replied eagerly,
and she did. Her mother was informed
that he had proposed, and the old lady
called around next day to fasten matters,
and before he knew it he was eternally
booked. It was mean advantage, but
bird in the hand is worth two on q front
gate.
AN art-critic, who has sn unfortunate
habit of occasionally indulging in more
wine than his health demands, recently
one day after luncheon, to
pay professional visit to private art
collection. Arrived in the first room,
Mechanically he drew out his pocket.
book and therein wrote: No. 1-Study
of a head unnamed an old tOPer. Fud-
died condition excellently rendered;
most like a portrait. Seem to be
with the original"
THE ingenuity of the slave mother in
getting her little boy to run on the way
to freedom by throwing ball forward
iOI ulHu iOReb HIS Dc6D SUI pdsoCO Oy bASS
of French goveTness, whose employer
a very proper lady, said to her: [ am
shocked to find that my daughter has been
receiving letters in French from young
man." GOVeTness-'' Pardon, madam;
it is only my little ruse to cheat mann
selle into study. When she would reply
to an unknown lover-a Frenchmsn-
non Dieu; how quickly she will learn
my language "