Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1879-05-15
Our Small Change.

ache.
DR.. Marshalrs Arabian Oil should
be kept in every family It may save
large doctor bills. Sold by F. j.
Wood, Druggist.
Emmonds is having Brown move his
old jewelry store down by the bridge,
lust the other side of T. G. St Amours'
store.
1t is now discovered agriculturally
that the surest way tie get rid of the
weeds is to marty the widow. This is
a very agreeable kind Of husbandry.-|
.Neriden Recorder.
A hairpin is very useful article to
woman. 1t serves the purpose of
tooth-pick, button hook and hair
fastener, bat sll this is no excuse for
having one in your vest pocket, when
your wife don't know where it comes
from.-N 7. Erpress.
Always avoid taking opium, NOR
pin. or ehloroform, for bowel COM
plant, but use DR.. Marshall's Ara
bian Oil. a strictly vegetable painkill-
er. Sold By Z. J. Wood, Druggist.
Three little children near Augusta.
Ga, ate honeycomb which had been
made from yellow Jasmine. One died
in fifteen minutes, and the others were
made blind temporarily, and only saved
by free use OF sweet oil and milk.
1t is not difficult to convince the
man who has just been informed that
his wife had given birth to her second
set Of triplets, that overproduction is
what is running this country. Cincin-
natl Saturday Night.
Young men pretending to be skep-
tics are continually finding fault with
general human orthodoxy remind us of
the man who complained of the sun
because he could not light his cigar gu
it.-Mc Gregor Ne'oS
D. Z. Morrill, & Son are selling a
great quantity of fresh meats cheap
for cash, and are also running i deliv-
cry. Don't make a mistake. Get
your meat where you can get it cheap
est.
The Edwin Clifford Dramatic Com
pany gave one of the best entertain
ments ever given in this city, last
evening. The play was LENA the
Madcap" with Katie Putnam as
Lena" who sustained her part with
commendable skill. She will appear
again tonight in the drama "a Little
Detective,'' assuming five different
personases, Don't fail ia attend
We are Informed that Mrs. Jackson
did not sell the lot on which stood the
law Office of Mr., Hayden. to Mr.. Pod
eryille, but that she sold the lot to Mr.
Hayden and he sold the lot to Poder-
vile. Our informant also states that
Mrs. jackson has frequently stated
that she would not unless under abso-
Lutte necessity sell any property for the
use OF vending whisky. We glory in
her frmness, and are glad to make the
correction.
We had the pleasure last evening of
listening to piano music by Prof. A.
VI Henier, and must say we have sell
dom heard anything SO fine The
Professor is getting up a class in this
city, and We have no hesitation in com
mending him to our people as both
competent and worthy .-Necnah
Times.
The above we clip from the Neenah
Times, and feel confident Aleck will
make success of his new home
Young men go east.
SETTLED. -"Now john" said a
father to his gawkey son, cit is about
time that you get married and settled
down in home Of your own "But
| don't know any girls to get married
10, ;" whined John. Fly around and
get acquainted with some that is the
way [ did when was young. How do
you suppose that I ever got married ?"
inquired the old gentleman. WE'LL"
said John pitifa'ly," you married mo-
ther: and I've got to marry a strange
gal"
II. A Lanyard, of the late firm of
Lanyard & johnson, of Centralia.
started for Dakota on Tuesday last,
where he intends to start a store, if
the location suits him. He, in COM
pany with one or two other gentlemen,
started with team so as to see the
country as they go. They intend to
go to Bismark. Good luck to you;
gentlemen, our best wishes are with
you.
I'm the city of New York, all the
thugs and shoulder, hitters and repeat