The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-10-30

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geese
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dried sgples bs1 loved noi wisely. bul
g. sweB
h II tho little bils ~ thugs that
isst ana mauy ". ssys Josh Billings
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taat&ay
Ule Boz. ihe adder. bss iuss die.
cs.tefe8 iha 80 The occAsioa u Bis
,rteeih sd last iueseil ,oor ia tl,is
ruussfs IL nlsscd several persons, aud
na~ BE- ha. sailed from England Tor
Amareaio ia them good bye
Ihefe lss rumsu 10 LcAdvillr
~ha nik. sH she tine, when she =
asiss y 8. sr, a. ~hrn awake. and the
4 80 pager . ,ctil,rs Der as acnriVsity
aira sfc scarce 10 iseadville. and
mFn ,b4e dua isow mach Abous
tarif ebuaetcnstic.
Y.st ilrse girls ara iudigaaoi
g. .asc ,he faculty refuse - permit
shem 20 practice srchefy But that
small bos.And arrow boy, who wears
notbiug but wings when he has his
sunday clothes 90, will conlinue to
shoot round The institution, 10 spite q
the faculty
There Is village IL New Hamp
.hirs which bad produced twenty six
tAi,on. Il Was 10 ailusion 10 this ar
cumsisuce ihst pious deacon said /;
Y,.. there are twenty Elk Of EN-. bat
a. they've al lei, town, reckon the
Lord Won, lay il up against 10.
Oh lady ION Donkey Boy, boy,
lem lhis very dangerous Boy -
Very dangerous, Indeed. marin there
was lady ridio' up here last Year,
aud tie donkey fell. aud the lady was
chuckcd over the cliff aud killed. Old
LAZY Good gracious vas the donkey
killed, tooy Boy--No, mann thats
the VERY donkey.
Little Billy has been taken to SEQ
bis old uncle, who is 30 deal that be
cannot bear single word without O.
course to bis ear-trumpet. Billy
watches the movements OF this instru'
ment lor some time with great interest
aud then exclaims Mamma. what
does uncle try all the time to play the
horn with bis ear Tor, when he can't
make il 20.
A congregation, anxious 10 get rid
Of their pastor. were considerably per-
picked how 10 do il without hurting
bis feelings After considerable dis
oussion they concluded to inform him
they were obliged TO reduce bis salary.
A dcleg llion was appointed 10 wait on
him and notify bin Of the fact. Breth.
ren, was bis reply, | have been with
sou 10 prosperity and | will never
desert you 10 adversely
Ola phinoas hice was one Of the
quaint types Of itineranis. He had a
bard patch 10 cultivate once, aud when
be made has report TO the conference,
he reported the church looking up.
The bishop expressed bis pleasure, but
asked tor an explanation, because no
Que expected success 10 that parish.
DR.. Rice was equal 10 the occasion.
aud added Well. bishop. the church is
on It's back. aud cant look any other
way There vac roar all over the
conference.
~ bug scientist says the humble.
bcu giyts uat two very distinct sounds.
which are an octave Of each other--a
grave sound when it dies and sharp
sound when il alights The bug
scientist Is right, The sound given
cut hen the bumbIe lee alights on a
girls neck lis about seventeen octases
sharper than when the insect merely
iiles Aud shen Il crawls up young
mans trousers leg at picnic the
sound produced is all the way from
tenor 10 bass The profanity With
which IL il garuished makes il base.
Brigham Young's grave is said 10
tie neglected aud stoneless. He left
,ou many afflicted widows What is
eyciybody's business is uobody's busi-
ness il pobedy's business. When the
cosdlssBn ~ our late husbaad's grave "
mentioned 10 Mira Young No. 10, she
replies, Well. u be wants tombstone,
E, tia, proud. stuck-up. Belinda Jane
Yoang get him one It's AZ much her
liasiness A. miuel AID when the sub.
-el is brought - the attention d Be.
huda Jane. who is widow Yoaag No.
IA. abe fetorls. Let Sarah Jerusha
Young widow Ne 1 attend 10 IL
she has known him logger than /. And
il looks u0w ~ II be never would get
a tombstone
Counsel 90 New Bedford DO
soa kaow anything Of this easel No,
Ever read fisy No. Ever read any
i1iagg Ne, WhAtl Neverg No.
Applause Have yoa formed any
opinion a. 10 THE ease No. Any