The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1879-10-24
Items.
Popular science-Boxing.
"A big revolver-The world.
plazier-.Jack Frost

When people are killed by an overdose
of opiates isn't it laudun'm to the skies?
"A motto which milkmen should heed
LET we'll enough alone
| Now is the time to put up your stove
pipe and get your fall SCOT.
Autumn wears the same colors every
fall. No fashion nonsense about that old
lady.
Twenty Indian girls have been put at
their books in the Hampton school this
autumn.
The mosquito is POLITICALLY called the
mournful minstrel of the miasmatic marsh.'
Pork packers of Chicago require 1000
900 feet of lumber this year in the shape of
boxes.
The secret of long life is to keep the
liver perfectly healthy, which is best accom-
plished by using only Sellers' Liver Pills.
A. j. Davidson. colored lawyer, Of
Athens, Ohio is making Democratic speech
es in that State.
loo educated Indians have established
a colony in Tuscola county, New, building
their own houses.
All the female correspor dents write
Brown will be popular this season. How
about Jones
If you want to get rid of pimples, boils,
letter. &C., use 'Lindsey's Blood Searcher.'
Sold by all druggists.
An American has ordered bronze copy
of the statue of st. Peter at Rome. 1t is to
be full size, and cost $4,000.
There is at least one thing which can
be said in favor of the tramp He never
asks you to lend him money.
Students in the Texas State Normal
School are now required TO teach for five
years after they shall have graduated.
You bet, when coughs and colds are
flying about ike gnats in storm, 'Dr. Sell
ers' Cough Sprup is a sure cure.
|. In the highest public schools of Italy.
Greek, Latin and mathematics have been
superseded by the study of modern Ian
guages.
The Rev. Edward Eggleston has writ
ten 'an acting play for Sunday schools
which will be printed In st. Nicholas in
time for the holidays.
"A man dying recently in st. Louis left
81 900 to an individual who, years before.
ran away with his wife. He said in the
will that he never forgot favor.
"A child recently died of diphtheria at
Springfield, VT, contracted by making mud
pies in the street. where sand from a sewer
had been placed in mending the road.
The house iu which Milton was born
wa, burned In the great London fire os1666.
but the exact counterpart was built on the
site, and is occupied as a lace factory.
The mouth of wise man is in his
heart. The heart of a fool is in his mouth
because what he knoweth or thinketh he
uttereth.
Pedestrian matches are not made in
heaven, and from the disturbance they cre-
ate we shouldn't think they were invented in
the other place.
Macbeth used to play base ball; his
position being CLOSE behind the bat,' to
crafty his wife, who ordered him to catch
the nearest way
One reason, says the Detroit Free Press.
why children like the mother the best is
because she can rarely find the bootiack
until after the occasion has passed away.
"A great deal is said about the example
of economy the wealthy should set; but it
| should not be forgotten that the whims of
the rich many times 60 far toward feeding
the poor.
1t has been suggested by one of the COLI
lege papers that the best-endowed chair in
America might be secured by persuading the
Smiths to establish memorial professor
ship of their family.
During the past three years 1872 Am RI
can railroads, covering nearly seventeen
thousand miles, and representing an invest-
ed capital of $72S, 1853 900, have been sold
| under foreclosure.
| Stuart Robson. the actor, has made hit
in San Francisco by making himself closely
| resemble Beecher when personating Cru
hdme, the wicked clergyman, in 'Champag-
ne and Oysters. WHY
Always keep the bottle handy,
| Do not place it out of sight,
For it cured our little Andy,
Who was coughing day and night,
| DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
| Women somehow get over childish no.
tions that men never outgrow. Some men
celebrate the anniversary of every birthday
as long as they live, while women quit do
ing so almost ~ soon rs they grow up.
She certainlv is no true woman whom
every man may not fiud 1t in his heart to
have certain gracious and holy and honor
able love she is not woman who returns
no love, and asks no protection.
'P isoner, how old are you p Twenty
two. your honor Twenty-Five your D.
pers make out that you were born twenty.
three years ago., so was, but 1 spent
one year in prison, and ! don't count that
it was lost time
| II Am All Played OUT.
Is common complaint. If you feel so
get package of Kidney. Wort and you will
at once feel its tonic power. 1t renews the
healthy action ofthe Kidneys, Bowels and
Liver, and thus restores the natural life and
strength to the weary body Get box and
try it at once.
-Forney's Progress says there are women
who make business of going from water
ing place to watering place, at the close of
the season, and buying t less than half cost
) the cast of clothing of the bellies of society,
This they take to the great cities and easily
sell at good profit. =
AT trial OF criminal case the pris-
, oner entered plea of mot guilty. when one
| OF the jurymen put on his hat and started
for the door. The judge called him back
and informed him that he could not leave
| until the case was tried. 'IrledY queried
the juror why he admits that he is MOI
guilty. H3
, -Thurlow Weed went to case at III,
early age of twelve years. 1t enabled him /,
form correct opinions of his fellow men an,
to stick to them. What treasury O
proof positive is locked up in the vetera,
$ printers cabinet ofexperience aud recol
, lectionsl
One Box or Six bottles.
lfyou are suffering from combination o