The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-04-03
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PedestGianism must walk.
A grain elevator-Whisky.
The lay of the hen is heard.
Geese are on the home voyage.
Watermellons are ripe in Georgia.
"Flesh, flesh, how art thou finished"
Neck 'stretchings are still fashionable.
To cure felon-Hang the scoundrel.
RasCals and rOgues generally dress swell.
Pentecost Is good name for a revivalist.
Prize walking is called miled insanity.
Strawberries and alligators in Florida.
Preferred creditors are those who do not dun,
Honey is hived up by the powers that bee.
The early serenader catches the bootack.
A temperate barber will seldom razor row.
The Greenback army should be revictualled.
People who are set in their opinions lay wagers
walking match on stills would be curiosity
stuffed club Any of them after grand din
nsr.
There is yet plenty of time to get your hair cut
They are bathing In the surf at Galveston
Texas.
Motto for milkmen-To the pure all things are
pure,
'COlorados first official hanging came of in a
cemetery.
There are 1856 tribes Of Indians yet left in the
United States.
The agitation against the Chinese increases dai.
ly in Australia.
Now is the time to begin Speculating in camp
meeting lots.
"Thelawyer who charges only nominal fee is
phenomenal"
No preacher was ever martyred for preaching
too short sermons.
Mary had little lamb. 1t was roasted and she
wanted more.
The song of the robin tells Of cheap ice and
big strawberry crop,
Kearney has been offered $40 a month to tend
bar in Nevada.
Catching cold is as easy as lying-but we'd
rather lie-just little.
Somebody has had leisure to counterfeit the
three cent nickle coin.
CrOquet promises to cause as many broken shins
this summer as ever.
California advises the Chinese to go to Ohio and
run for the Presidency.
A barrel will hold 1000 oysters, but a mans
stomach has no such limit,
A colored brother is chaplain of the Alabama
House Of Representatives.
Mrs. Kate Kane has been admitted to the prac-
tice of law in Milwaukee.
Women in England must still continue to suffer
their inability to VOTE
1t not good for man to be alone, unless he
holds both bowers to the ace
Eating old fancy crackers nearly killed three
children in Holyoke, Mass.
The worst Of all bores in the pulpit is the pas.
tor who bores for eye.wateE
A school girl in Concord, N. H., has not been alb.
sent or tardy for seven years.
A Boston woman has just made her husband
unhappy by her fourth pair Of twins.
For taxation purposes the railway interests Of
Illinois are valued at $4,000 900.
A Kentucky paper has at the head Of its column
-"Fo lsSO-Pork and Beaus"
Just as soon as the last Chinaman has left this
country we will let you know 1t.
When safe gets in the hands of burglars the
hands of burglars get in the safe.
Because saloon keeper wouldn' give police |
man drink he got his head punched.
Mr. OLeary can still becOma temperance leo
turer and earn great deal of money
They held the balance Of power, those Green.
hackers But hat did they do with 1T
A minister in the course of sermon upon
angels alluded to them as 'an extinct race"
Four Boston girls, ranging from eight to ten
yeaIs Of age, have been caught picking pockets
Never attempt to raise money-especially upon
check. Many man has suffered for it.
1.-THE walking mania will be favorable to corn
,rops." Yes; many an aeher will be produced.
Keep ferns and moses from the strong sunshine
II they will lose their color and shrivel.
Responsibility is not RELIGION, but religion loses
lothing and gains much by being respectable.
A mans life is an appendix to his heart.
The perfectly contented man is also perfectly
lseless.
They are never alone that are accompanied by
Oble thoughts.
Some thoughts are prayers There are moments |
Then, whatever be the attitude of the body, the |
Oul is on Its knees.