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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-08
SATURDAY. AUGUST 30, 1879,

NNI MN : NINVpI " I0''I
Commencing at 10 O'Clock \. NJ, proceed Ia sell
at the front door Of the Court House al Ohio
county, tn the highest aud best bidder. the fol
lowing described real estate, that is Ia say; \
small parcel Of land lying In the county Oi Ohio,
West Virginia, situate on the hill along the road
leading from CbldwclNs run Ia Wheeling creek,
bounded as follows, to-wit: beginning ut SiSSll-
frlS below the hill ). - T.. poles Ia a large rel
oak, I'm what was Michael Aamcls line: thence
5. IL r. poles to white OAK; thence b. ~ r..
& poles 10 a stake In Frederick Broners line;
thence n. - r. 5 poles to a dOgwOOd stump;
thence y. - +. : poles 10 n stake in James Lit
ties line: thence - rods Ia the place Of begin.
ming containing one acre, more or less.
TERMS OF SALE-CaSh.
The ti:lc 10 the said property Is believed Ia be-
perfect but selling rs trustee shall convey only
such title a. is vested in me by said deed Of trust
A. u. PORTER Trustee,
ByW 2. HUBBARD his attorney and agent
f.-el
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LEGAL NOTICES.

S,TATE OF WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTY OF
> Ohio, city uf Wheeling IN the Municipal
Court Of Wheeling.
Robert Conwcll aud Annie Conwcll. his wife,
John CouWcll, George Hill anu Amanda Hill,
his wife William II. Wright aud Elizabeth
Wright, hi, wife John : Hamilton, william
StipcS. Money Snlcy, John Stalcy, GcOpc
SpinkS AMI Annie Y. spinkS, his wife, aud
Elijah Day. trustee.
~ CIANCEEY.
Take notice that a." dispositions Of Elijah Day,
John = Hamilton Robert Cnuwcll, samuel u.
McCollCch GCurv" Hook, Ralph Ankle, william
phillips John r. Mex aud other. will Ice
taken at the office 81 Caldwell 4 Caldwell nj
torucys at-law. Ne. 1872 Chapliue street, In the
city ~ Wheeling, iu the STATE nf West virginia.
on the 10th day oi August, A. ID ls51, between
the hour of - CluJk 4. ". and o'clock =. N,
tO be read in evidence la the above named cause
on behalf Of said COmplainantS. And II, from
amy cause. the taking Of said dispositions shall
not bc commenced, or being commenced, shall
not be- completed ou that day, the taking of the
same will be- Adjourned from timStn time until
.1ttt1l l.ts.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-08

tSuceSfsOTs 10 X. v. PIERCE, W. d.
DIR. r. v. PIERCE, having acquired a worthwhile
reputation In tie treatment ~ chronic Dlsr.r.
his individual ability 10 conduct, some year. ago
induced several medical gentlemen to associatr thrn
selves with him, ne the Faculty 81 the worlds Ipis-
,Ince been merged with tie ISyAtIDs' HOTEL
The organization has been compet'.I ar! lnsofn'o-
rated under the name and style Of Worlds Dsp~~
sary Medical Association. with the following ohcsrs
Hon X. V.'PIEWcE, PrCS. '. u. PfxHcs, y. Pr,I
JNo y PiERGH Se. LISTER B SMITH, Treas
NINE PHYSICIANS AND sURGEoNs Of emf
nence and skin have laen chosen as TIE Faculty.
CHRONIC BI-EAsEs - all forms come within the
province 81 our several sDecialtlss
LUNG DfsEArES-This division ~ prsruee q
very ably Managed by genileman 81 mature )nhs-
ment and skill. Bronchial, Throat anl Lung us
DIsEAsEs OF Especially ar. oar fach.-
lies ~ a superior ORDER fJr The cure OF all uDse
chronic dlssasss peculiar b. females. -,
NERVOUS DiskAsfs- Nervous 10 W.
nv Epilepsy (fits. CbOTea tsLVitns's Daneeh Nel-
TaIda. aud other nervous arec ions, receive uis
NOT NEIfssAkY TO sEE PATfENrs-B our
original system Of diagnosis, We can treat g,ahy
TersnaI consultation. FOr particulars see People
common S.nse Medical Adviser U;lso pzrrs, = ~
postpaid for slJ OT Inv Aids AMI JOufists 6nihe
iIu0k~ 100 pages. ~ cents pOstpAihL
sTRCICkL CAtit-AmOng ue cpcraiDns rhlrh
We are called uppn most frequently 20 perform, are
those for Nasal Polypus. Iiarrilp Jun'Ofs fstHl.
In AnO, Piles. Hernia iKupturei, Hydr0oes tpfoisl
n the scrotuml, NA1COcCle, ovarian am ttnbe
rtr etc. We alsD treat successfully, by anew n.sui
"a without surgical Operaugu. 'hncefA 'lub-seet
-pnal Curvature and Otber deformltiss. tsrs pau
inlet entitled, Motion ~ Curative AgsnL su
Addre.s, VISA, o.sys,,s7 xs4st Lsss..,.ls, =.
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A spIcndld Opportunity D. win a LonHna.
Scycnth Grand Distribution, Clan II. ~ AFg
Orleans, Tuesday, August -. b59-lilh Aonib'
lV Drawing
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-08
TRUSTEES SALE.

DY VIRTUE or A DEED OF TRUST
ID made by William Little Jr., aud Sarah A..
his wife, 10 the undersigned trustee, dated ON
the 18th day of January, ls7G and recorded in
the Office OF the Clerk OF the County Court Of
Ohio county, i'm deed book TO- page II, | will, on
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WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY.

MINE DEPARTMENTS OF STUDY; TEXT.
| y books furnished AT CeSt; calendar arranged
70 suit teachers expenses for one year from $40
/ 10 SlOD; nOn.seCtarian, liberal, thorough. tAll
| Term begins September "a, lS7y
! For Catalogues and other information. apply
/ 70 the President J. r. THOMPSON, Morgan
town, West Va. ag2egh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-08
DR.. skGE's CkTkRRH REMEDY

DR.. SAGE'S CkTARRH REMEDY
produces rafieai cures ~ the wort ease- - saia'r
ho matter ~ now long ttandinf lhH Ifiuht.
,nay h. ,nufSr 90 BITTER apfilCd ~ tAc ~ ~ Di'
pIyncT's DOurhc. Ills q Tie Only Urn nf in'ifg-
rnent yet uSfuirl with whirh nuid ufglrlte can -
ca,-ied UigH ~ AMI PIEJlfILr AfITIIp y ~
parts ~ The affected nasal passsgr, anf We 'llt-
ters or cavities communicating tnsrrv llh' IN VIE n
sores and ulcers frequently 'hlst, AMI " m ., 10
the catarrhal dlschafgs gsn'faliJ Prgocsd I. "
il plfasant and sAsiy undff stfOd. nUfn aUsfflsrs
acrSmpanying each insiuuert. Dr. tApIn "a
t,rrh Remedy cures recent attaeis - "ted 10 tho
u.sA-by Nw appiieaiinnh u u ntli 30 -.
ant 10 use. containing airnpg ~ rautfl. rfuEs ~
,so,.onS 1,tarrt Ilernsiy and D0uehe ssd ~ dy.s-
strfA r. ". pISRCr. ". j.. Prup.r W orf1s DE-
pensary and InvslIds IIotl. Bafsio, n. \.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-08

by an immense practice at the word's Dipen
cary and Invads' Hotel, having treated many uso,.
sand eases Of those diseases peculiar 70 voinan-
have teen enabled 10 perfect Dost potsnt aud posi-
tive rumeiy for tbese diseaseA
To desisnate this natural speeine. have pamed .
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MAcHINISTS.
INSURANCE.

u. &. ALDIcRSON'S
IExEE,L INSURANCE ACENCY 2Np FLOOR
IFnnklip Building, Wheeling. W. Va 1 am
s,,.,ut Tor the following ult aud reliable English
aud American COZ pauics:
Erpv Assets
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E. E. W0RTHEN,
DENTIST,
Has Removed to Mclains' Block. en-,
trance No. ~ Twelfth Street. ap25c
McFADDEN E. SHEPPARD,

DUILDERs. 1910 MARKET STREET (ES-
ID tancc three d0Ons above Custom House !
All CLASSES OF BuildingS erected promptly and
satisfactorily Plans and Specifications prcIared
sud estimates furnished on application. Careful
supervision given N buildings. Parties desiring
% erect new, or 10 make Improvements on pres
Cnt buildings, and those needing any Work IN
our line will do well o. call or address aS above.
aprlsc McFADDEN & SHEPPARD.
, 1879-01-16
PUGET SOUND ARGUS
LOCAL n EWcS.

CpArlFYING.-We are please" 10 All
,,,,o that the Odd Fellows ilHthl'a''"h
.n1 celebration. which took place on
,,.,,..dov ot last week, was all that r"no
'asonnhly have been desired, The III
.,,,otion exercises passed oil very q"'e'ly'
w., h,,u,itpl and impressive ceremony
hoinc rendered in appropriate S'!le' ~
,,.re audience WAS present compose"
nyirclpally OF the residents OF rort l"""-
sau1 a limited number of visitors from
sound ports being in attendance. Inc
.Idrss of DR.. Lane was cnti'uSIoS'''"iiS
.ocoiv,d. and was regarded aS helng very
ornropriate tor the occasion aS wei Is III
.,r,ctivc and entertaining. The demon
strtions concluded IN grand oail "n'''
was largely attended. We are gla' ''
,,ow that Our tricnds of Mount Bake
Iodre are in such prosperous anu S"'''oe
tory circumstances. The Iodge ''r'"'"i'
;s - credit to Port Townsend. Success II
it say we.
, 1879-01-16

TUT Z. NJ. S. 5. Dakota, III. G. Morse,
master, left San Francisco Jan. lOtll, IT
1920 Z. NJ, and arrived at this port on
Tuesday morning Winds from Sc toI
SW, with sQuaIly weather. Jan. l2ih at
G:30 A. NJ, passed :. $. Alaska, bonvd
south. The Dakota brings II tons freight
for Port Iuwn>cnd; Seattle, 6S; Tacoma.
~: SteiIacoom, -; Olympia. 10; ANA
the following list of passengers Tor me
Sound: + W James. Mrs SpieScckr. {
" est. DIR Iaker. A W Mason. W & Hall
Miss Nrtie Hal, q Provost wife and two
children, J Mi Ter. ChaS Case, i IL Nor
rau wife and two children. J Nation
Miss Minnie Sparing, j IL Clement, } q
Phinney u Peyre, W y Horton. } lie
noir, Geo Barladale, Mrs ; Williams an'
daughter. Geo Peters, f ParXuct. J Me
Donald. j L kenworthy and daughter
Archie McCloud. John Olo, and 2 China
men. Cohsignccs Port Townsend:
Ei>cnbriS. + b Ma-tjcll. Hall Bros.
: Hunt. J Jones. Sam Sing, Waterman
. kntZ, VIM Anderson. e. & Bartlett. + '
James. j G Strrlniug, J / Norris. y
, Hill. Stmr Wolrott. Wells. Fargo Il Co.
, 1879-01-16

WE understand that there was ms
,,ro ,hout the steamer Mary Iny'"r
springlng leak after leaving "a" , fra''-
,.;s,o f,r fine Sound. 1t seems that during
n smart gale one of her coal b"nkrr' gave
way and let SO much weight come on one
side that she shipped seas, aud that W'''i'
!, t,is condition her donkey engine ana
nump were almost useless; wI'rrcoP""
copt IIinds thought it best to p"' oa'N
Tor repairs. The Mary Taylor Is c"'',''-
arpJ one of tie stamchcst vessels OF lrr
,,o.s ON the coa It. and she will doubtless
lo rood service in the Sound trade. we
hope Messrs. Waterman " k"tz VIII ma
u remullerative occupation for her.
, 1879-01-16

THE to"ty-acre farm which Mr.. Cooper
offers for sale. through the coIu nns OF the
Argus, i situated tnvorably in every le-
surct. Ii borders on the salt water. where
produce can be shipped away without eN-
ppuse in hauling, and its soil may hr
caSscd among the richest marsh lan''H
that the country affords. A good. lumber
house, sheds and fences are among it, I'M.
provrmontS. We feel sure that 1t viii not
be long wanting Il purchaser. so that those
who may desire tn invest should speak III
time or they may be too late.
, 1879-01-16

THERE are newspapers not tIIo'Saln'
miles from this place which indicate that
their editors imagine themselves t" be the
regulators of the universe. They are
constantly finding imaginary flaws and lr-
wgu'arlcS ia the actions of public men.
and they seem To think their drnuucia-
tious are more dreaded than is the Chinese
plague. Nothing would please them bet
ter Than to he noticed in some way-even
n the cnr that is kicked for vclping at
pasSers by is led to deem himself of somt
importance.
, 1879-01-16
O.u.U-o-o, ain't it cod?
A Beautiful Boys And Girls Paper.

"Thc American Young Folks, pub
lished Hudsoa 81 Ewing, at Topeka. Kan
sas. comes to Us for January with bright
new 'rress" on. 1t is carefully edited,
lG-page illustrated paper for boys and
girls from to l6 years of age. 1t is pure
and elevating, entertaining and instruct
i've. Strongly endorsed by teachers NIL
over the West. and is sent one year, post
age paid, to any address tor 80 cents. The
publishers offer to se..d a sample copy
free.
, 1879-01-16

GENEROUS. - our townsnan, Mr.. H. /"
Tb,nlS. has kindly donated TO our young
and struggling fire company the use "' T"
room for holding its engine and also Que
for ho ding meetings in-t r til" per'"o o'
six months. This will be- materaI a''l~t-
ancc TO the company, as the starting OF
su,h an organization. is always attended
with heavy financial outlay we uho'r-
stand that the membership ol the COM
pany is still on the increase an" '''a' 1t J.
proslering In every respect. It's mem
ber. hope 10 be remembered on the ocr''-
ION of Na,hhgton'- birthday wien t'eN
.,, 70 rn,,b,ule. Read their advertise
m,ut in to-day'S ARGUS,
, 1879-01-16
RELIGIOUS NOTICES.

Preaching next sunday in the VI, T.. Church.
mDrntns nni cvcnip :, ny Rev. ). A. Starr
mlstnr. sabbath school at 2:lj, p M.-nr.
u. iIil, SuNt. Prayer meeting ON Thursday
evening ut % lock.
Services will be held in 81. Puul's church on
SUNDAY next at II A. ". ana ! p VI. sunday
SrhOOlnt > p VI. Evening prayer on Wudncs-
day. ut o'yl rck. Litnny ON Friday morning,
| ui ~.
! Regular services in the Presbyterian Church
on sunday next, by Rev. Jas, AgnGw, pas q.
sabbath hoo aS usual.
, 1879-01-16

Nh. L. b. Ebry. of Seattle, recent y
bought several thousand bushels ol po'"-
toes IN Clahm aud Island counties. MI'
+. Is in II general produce business lie
Is enterprising, and doubtless keeps NM
self 'lo>ed" regarding the markets "' ''''
coast We harn that the price paid was
Acc aud 45c per buSlel,
, 1879-01-16

OUR pouiuy-rai>iug readers may rest
ed the advertisement OF Mr.. M Eyre
which we insert to-day, is from rrsPo"-
sible and reliable representative oi tI'"Hr
who make that business u specially o"'
farmers need thoroughbred poultry Us
much as they need good stock OF any
kind.
, 1879-01-16

The schooner LetltIa was recently So'o
fr the sum of $500. Her new owner anu
captain. john Cornish. OF D''nEe"eS'' Is
stirring things rather lively and demon
slrating the old adnge, "A new broom
81. We understand he will Keep MS 'a'c-
" purchased craft in active service is long
as there is work for her.
, 1879-01-16

THE pupils in our public schools have
recently exchanged their o'd dog'ear'"
books for nice new oncS-a c"mPie"
change having been effected from the ON
and varied textbooks to the new ana UNI
form series adopted by our Territorial
board of edu,atiOn.
, 1879-01-16

MIR. Austin A. Bell, for some time lore
man in local newspaper office OF TINS
town La. we understand. accepted post
ton in the office OF tue Seattle "fo't'
His place here is filed by MIR. +. NJ
Walsh, formerly an employee ahd at one
time part owner OF the Seattle "Dl'lal'h'
, 1879-01-16

CAPT. Chas. Wiioughby, Indian Agent
at Nrah Bay reservation. having spent "A
few days at Port Townsend and Seattle.
elt again tor his posi- Of duty on Sunday,
, 1879-01-16

A NEW and substantial sidewalk is being
hult along from the WnShir g'on llo't
corner toward the hill. This work Ia
been much needed tor some time, and
will be appreciated by the public.
, 1879-01-16

OUR patriotic townsrnan, Mr.. d. u H.
Rothschild. recently erected handsome
liberty pole NJ the corner Of the lot upon
which his residence stands, ON the h'l''
He can now express his feelings on I'M
portant occasions in II manner that VIII
add to the beauty Of our town.
, 1879-01-16

REV. p. 9. IIctzlcr, Agent for the
American Bible Society. viii prelch in
the NJ. +. Church on S mCiy next, moru-
ing and evening. A are co!di'lly | =
yitcd to attend.
, 1879-01-16

SOME Of our friends who live on the
hill are congatulating themselves on Tue
magnificent landscape views allNrde" l''e"
these frosty mornings.
, 1879-01-16

WE are indebted 10 MesSrS. X. T.. Pat
ten, purser NJ the Dakota, and II. l.. Tib-
balls. Agent OF the Pacific Mail ). S. Co.
tor customary favorS.
, 1879-01-16

WE learn that efforts are being made to
secure the resumption of tie daily mal
service from Olympia to Tacoma Dy wa
ter.
, 1879-01-16

Mr.. f. W. James, of this place. re-
turned from San FranciSco on the DaNo'a'
having brought up stock of goods
, 1879-01-16

THE first regular term of court held by
ON newly elected county commissioners
will commence on rhe first Monday III
February, in Port Townsend.
, 1879-01-16

MIR. NJ. l.. Tmvcr. of Seattle, sewing
machine agent, has recently male II TON
of the lower Sound
, 1879-01-16

Political matters in Oregon continue
TO agi!ate the public mind.
, 1879-01-16

TRAMPS are forbidden to sleep in Cin-
cinnnt parks. There's arrest for the
weary.
, 1879-01-16

TIE family of Mr.. L. Torgusen are to
remove to residence on Water Street.
, 1879-01-16

DIR. n. ID. Hill has just received fresh
supply Of goods.
, 1879-01-16

The Phinncy estate lands, located in
Island county, Were sold at auction on
Tuesday
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WEST UNION.
County COurt-A PluclSy AttOr-


Correspondence of the Register.
WEST UNION, August l9.
County Court is in session to-day.
Quite a number of State cases were
disposed Of. There is an immense
crowd in town as usual on such occa-
sions. Traders Alley was full to over
flowing of bad men, bad whisky and
bad horses. No fights, however, until
night began to cast her mantle about
us, and one of the above named began
TO abuse our States Attorney, who, al
ter endeavoring to evade him and de-
claring his intentions, (all to no purpOse)
gracefully elevated a druggists chair
and abruptly lowered it on his assail-
ants head, which, by the way, made
him tremble IN his boots and stagger
hasty retreat, pursued by an angry
Scion, who every now and then re-
minded his enemy OF the virtue in the
back OF chair. Sitting Bull, in all his
glory, could not have beaten a more
hasty retreat.
We regret to say that there are GER
tain class of men who think they would
not be doing their duty were they to
come to town and after attending to
their business, go home soberly. There
is not enough distinction between sober
men and drunkards. If some more OF
our street brawlers and blackguards
were to meet similar fate as did the
one referred to, the writer would join
the better class of citizens in one loud
and hearty linen .. I.
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Horses Without Shoes.

There continues to be good deal said
on the subject OF abandoning the shoeing
of horses. A Boston man, some time
ago, declared that q horse, whether on
the farm or road or in the hard work on
the stone pavements OF the city, could
stand the labor just well withoutshoes,
Winter and Summer. II this is a TACT,
it would be marvellous discovery, tobe
made only in this day OF enlightenment,
and of invention and discovery; but we
fancy that there is next TO nothing In 1t,
as we have heard no more from the BOs-
ton man. But the matter has been
warmly urged in other places, especially
in England, and notably in London,
where great deal of comment has been
made on the proposition. One person,
who gives his name, writes in the Times
of that city, saying that when a horse
belonging to him required a renewal OF
shoes, he had them entirely removed,
and turned him out month to pasture
when he was given a mile or two of
driving, while the hoof was hardening.
During the months pasturing the hoOf
had been worn down beyond the holes
where the nails had been clinched, and
OF course lelt Ine Suell NtIl lIIli anu
tender; but after this the hoof grew
thick and hard, quite unlike what it had
been before, when he put the animal to
full work, and he stands it well, and is
more sure-fOoted. He had been regu
larly shOd before.
All horsemen know that after the
shoes are removed and horse turned
to the grass the hoofs wear very much
the first month, so as to leave the shell
thin and tender; and they also know
that if this pasturingis continued for two
or three months, the hOof grows again
and becomes very thick and hard.
This is the normal condition OF the hOof
But few hOrSemen are aware, or are
likely to become aware, that the shoe can
be dispensed with upon hard roads,
paved streets, etc. We regard it next to
an impossibility. Ii otherwise it is
hardly conceivable that shOeing would
have been thought OF, and the heavy ex-
pense attending it submitted to. No,
gentlemen, we must have better proof
OF your proposition or discovery before
we shall regard it as worthy OF con-
sideration. -GermdatOtR Telegraph.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-21
Josh Billings, Philosoiee.

Mr.. Josh Billings, who is, US usual,
| spending his summer in the White
Mountains, has put in the way OF the
editor of the White Mountain Echo to
print few component parts OF his new
book, to be published in the Fall. Its
title will be "Old Probabilities; Perhaps
Rain-Perhaps Not" and it will have
for its heading motto, Truth il sed to
be stranger than tickshun-it is to most
pholks."
The selections are these:
About the hardest thing a fellow kan
do IL to spark gals at one time and pre-
serve good average. Try it.
Don't dispize your poor relashuns
They mite be taken suddenly ritch
sum day, and then it will be awkward
to explain things to them; undoubtedly
so.
Next to klear konshience for solid
comphort Gums an easy boot. Try
both.
If a young man hain't got well-bal-
lanced head, like to see him part hiz
hair in the middle. Don't you?
| don't take any foolish chances. IL
/ wuz called upon to mourn over a dead
mule, / should stand in front ov him
and do mi weeping.
Thare is no man so poor but what he
can afford TO keep one dog, and hay
seen them so poor that they could al
ford to keep three.
say to 3 thirds OF the ritch people in
this world, makethe most OF your money
for it makes the most OF you. Happy
thought.
/ never argy agin success when l see
a rattle-snaix's he'd sticking out OF a
whole; | bear Off to the left and say
TO miself that hole belongs to that
snaiX.
The infidel argys Just az bull duz
chaned to post. He bellows and sews,
but he don't git loose from the post, L
notiss. Not much.
/ thank the Lord that thare is one
thing in this world that money kant buy,
and that is the wag ov dogs tail. Yure
unkle.
have seen men so fond of argument,
that they would dispute with guide
board at the forks of a kuntry road
about the distance TO the next town.
What fools.
Thare are but fu sights in this life
more sublime and pathetick than
to see a poor but virtuous young
man struggling with a mustach. 1t IL
thus.
Inotiss one thing, the man who rides
on the kars every day is satisfied with
one seat; but he who rides once year
wants 4. That's SO.
Flattery is like colone water, to be
smelled of, not swallowed.
The man whom You kant git to write
poetry or tell the truth until you Git
him half drunk, amt worth the invest
ment.
Whenever | see real handsum wo-
man engaged in the wimmin's rights
bizzness, l am going to to take off mi
hat and jine the processhun. See if
don't.
JOSH BILLINGS