Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-17
Jokes.

rights between EnNllSp coAChMcn
hengender Interchangeable 0atdas
Peiytpc.
The Interchangeable are troadipg on
100000 cords &c wood all the while
shoo,pegs Nar York Gmphic
"GSt theo behind me, satin, rs the
actress said when she kicked the ,rain
~ her dress out Of the way PUct,
There are two as u spoil separate.
hut the wrong way Is spelled with Tive
more o'cS Puck,
Spring chickens and new nipple sugar
continue e. como III rs usual --NcW ~
kaS hcdg'mc,
Young man, in beginning tho Journey
of hfc, don't take ihe tram from the
wrong iccp.owc Watched fnUS
SGT solid, is the printer said when
the chair lie sat down wasn't there, and
he landed on the floor Cmejnaa6
Times,
Swear, brothers, swear the first sc the
yairr, against I'LL forms If tohaccairc---
the qutd, the pipe, the smut, and u,
gaire.
The writer Who uses weak arguments
and su0ng rpithetS is like tho hndlady
who gives weak tea and strong butter
ACW York STIR,
The man who unexpectedly sat down
III some warm glue thinks there il more
than one way Ut getting badly stuck,
HacksRmcl PtpNbioa.
A woman that can't turn tive house
upside down hunting for thmhlc il
devoid VI one IT the most graceful
charms " hcrseN. Nee lidNN Register
There ARC two kinds ~ men who tell
the truth one ti'am force ct clrcum-
stances and the other for \ change,
Hmiru Gasdtc
a hint e. the ladies Who MIL wear
outside pockets, Have your purses
made IA u look like prayer books,
iomoa P,alA
Private palaoll has thrown ~, on
OHIO. He says ho was Pennsylvania
born. Now, can tho fcrryman Who
brought him over he icunaY Columbus
journal.
"lhc SiouN are not contagious. suid
nh old frontersmau "What do YOU
mean asked hystandor Il moan
that they are hnrd q eatch," was the
reply.
a fellow ont west rot Il sentence ot
twenty wears for stealing horses That
is what might hc called M Eymt's sen
tcncc. Il WIS very long, Wheeling
Isditr.
Tho affections Of the year old haby
for it, maternal ancestors is second
only To It's eestatic admiration for thn
fthomless depths VI tho Kitchen coal.
hod Nttt IfueN Register,
4 man with il cold III his head dis
likes 70 give vent 10 his feelings IN
church, and consequently gets down
on his snce1c while there iiuekeHsack
Republican.
4 young lady snid TO her lover.
Charles, how FIR IL itnrouna The Morldy'
about twcnty-lour inches, my darling
replied he, lis his arm rnerelcd her
waist Shu WAS AL the world 10 him.
There aro men who, with increasing
ycars, hascnot vet learned to view witt
cqunnimity tho inevitable overflow
that follows the attempt, no matter how
carefully and scientifically regulated
Is pour ones coffee into Il saucer.
Puck.
When people flock into II place 81
business It's il they we've making u rnl
on il savings bank, there II no occasion
lor alarm Il il only nm evidence tim
tho establishment ndvorlses. Rom
Sentinel
The school II st5il;a hand iaratscd
i May 10 out. plonAe shy
Aud, 'twCrn hle handkerchief md natt
nnruddY sla ms upprnr
why, cent lnly," M master snys
Tho nlthin etrWithtWny goes
Hi takCH his cap from Nils peg
Inc cranberry from hiH noNn
Your daughter has treated mt yer.
curt and the young man was llite'
Ivy the parental h0of from the door O
his girls house % the middle 81 III,
horsc.car track IIc arose us quick II
he could, and mildly explained that y,
hadn't finished the word, which wa
courteous" and Alphonsc was takcl
under the mhosnltahlo roof once more
had his pants mended, was done up il
style, and then sent hometo his mn ~
hnck. Thus il true greatness rcwnrde'
and impeluosity rehnked. Boston 1rm
dr.
No CHANCE Ion DfsArPoiSTMENT. ID
y. DclMnd II 60. authorize those VIII,
soil their goods 70 tell purchasers Z
usc one.half Of u paper Of their M
/ Chemical Sdiefdius, and then il they nr
not entirely satisfied with itssuporiorit.
over Soda, Or any other brand Of saler
atus, % return tho balance and get th
money for tho whole refunded. Til
Saleratus ~ perfect, therefore they ar
willing to let II stand Or fallupon its owI
merit.
Suffering for Life Time.
Persons AFFLICTED With rheumatism often tuffs
for life time, their torturos being almost withot
remission. Tho Joints and muscles or such ~
fortunatrs nre IN most casqr rhockingly contortc
ard drawn ont III shape. To afford them eve
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