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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

How JOE LosT His BET.--An old fellow
named Joe Poole, very eccentric, and an iu-
corrigible sufferer, was constant lounger
at a tavern in Waterford, Maine.
One day traveller from distant part of
the State arrived at the tavern, and was mot
by an old acquaintance, q resident Of tho
town. After some conversation on different
topics the traveller was addressed as follows
by tie way, Brown, look out for our
old friend, Joe Poole, tonight. You will
know him quick enough by his SUFFERING
He will be sure to come and offer to bet that
you've not got whole shirt to your back. II
you take him up, you will surely lose by a
trick he's got. He invariably offers to lay
this wager, and always wins"
Very well" sail the traveller, win not
let him get ahead of me. Much obliged for
the caution
The evening arrived and large crowd was
collected in the bar-room. Our friends were
there, and old Joe Poole was present in his ell
ement.
81 tell you wh-wliat. You are nicely dress
ed but I'll bet you ten to one you haven't
got whole shirt to your back"
"I'll take the bet, +" said the stranger.
sPut the money in the landlords hands,"
This being done, the traveller pulled off his
coat and was about following suit with his
vest, when old Joe cried out:
"Ho-ho-hold on You've lost. Hal half
your shirt is in fr. front, and the other half is
ON your back"
There was roar of laughter, but the now
conner did not mind it, but pulled off his vest.
too, aud quietly turning to Joe, displayed to
his astonishcd gaze shirt neatly folded and
placed under his suspeDders.
OF course the laugh was turned upon Poole.
who acknowledged that he had lost the wager.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

A preacher in Kentucky, the other Sunday,
becoming exasperated, paused In his discourse
to saw: Ladies and gentlemen, II you viii
give me your close attention, | will keep
lookout on that door, and if anything worse
than man enters will warn you in time to
make your escape"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

Nature has written upon the flowers that
the flower upon its stem, upon the rain-drol's
that swell the mighty river, upon the dew
drops that refresh the smallest sprig Of moss
that rears its head in the desert, upon tia
ocean that rocks every ship uponits breast.
upon every pencilled shell that sleeps in tho
caverns Of the deep, as well as upon tho
mighty sun which warns and cheers the mill
lions Of creatures that live in its light-upon
all is written, :. None of us liveth to HIMSELF
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

Infinite toll would not enable you to sweep
away mist but by ascending little you
might often look over it altogether 30 II IS
with our moral improvement. We wrestle
fiercely with vicious habit which would have
no hold upon us if we assembled into higher
moral atmosphere.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

The English language is wonderful for its
aptness of expression. When number of
men and women get together and look at
each other from the sides Of a room--thats
called sociablc. When hungry crowd call
upon poor minister and eat him out of house
and home--that's called donation party.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

A cats eyes are said TO be largest at mid
night. We never made an examination, but
we are positive that it's voice is about seven
teen times larger at that hour than at any
other period during the twenty-four.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

g Well, Sambo, what's yer up to now-a-
days ?" " Oh, I'ze carpner and jiner."--
ale guess yer is. What department do
you perform r. What department Why
does the circular work" (" What's dat /"
Why turns the grindstone.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

Susan fell in love with book-keeper, and
when Aunt Mary asked about his position in
life Susan said demurely, I" He's count,
aunt" Which proved satisfactory to both
parties. Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

delicate way of complimenting the old
lady. I" All ? madame, you grow every day to
look more like your daughter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-02-05

Vor Poputi is tho sly vox that steals all the
sweetness 10 life from defeated candidate.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
ELIZABETH'S BONDS.

A case of some Importance was opened in the Essex
County Circuit Court before Judge Dcpuc yesterday.
1t involves tho question as to the legality OF tho
bonds issued by tho city Of Elizabeth. william. II.
Meyer. through counsel, appeared and asked that he
be given authority to recover past due improve
ment bonds, coupons of consolidated bonds and
funded bonds. Ex-Chancellor benjamin Williamson
and City Counsel Chetwood appeared tor Elizabeth
Thoy put In plea of the general issue, est fac
tum. Counsellor Fish, Tor Mr.. Meyer. replied that
this ploa frivolous. His ailidavits showed that
tho former Mayo Comptroller and Treasurer OF the
city of Elizabeth. and tho present ones. had signed
tho bonds respectively III their uue course OF bus
also that they had been presented ut the FARM
crs Loan and Trust Company of New York and pay
rctuscd Lx-Chancellor Williamson claimed
that there was distinction between individuals
and corporations. and that plea by the
corporation that tho bond not made
involved the validity OF the issue. Tho
Court stated that counsel for the plaintiff should
produce the authority on the part OF tho city to
issue bonds in the shape of legislative enactments,
&c., and that the first day OF tho September term
The plaintiffs counsel very anxious to have
the defence expose their line of defence, bnt the
Court did not 1t. the ground thata sufficient
case had not yet been made One OF the points
mado by tho ext Chancellor against judgment the
plea that the questions will be tried at the
next OF court in cases III which eminent counsel
are retained and hundreds Of thousands OF dollars
are ISSUE II would, he claimed not be fair, there
FORE ask tho city OF Elizabeth to expose its line of
defence prematurely, would 1t be fair to the
faet
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
APOLLO'S PLIGHT.
zANIcHELLI, THE woULD-BE DUEILIsT, HELD
IN $1,000 BAIL TO ANSWER RAFAEL

zANIcHELLI, THE woULD-BE DUEIIIsT, HELD
IN $1,000 BAIL TO ANSWER RAFAEL
sTERARcEs COMPLAINT.
An examination in tho case of Apollo Zanichclli.
the Italian cornet player who accused of send
ing two challenges to mortal combat to Rafael
Sterarce. made by Justice wandell yesterday
afternoon. Sterarce present with several friends
and his counsel. Mr.. Simonson. and Zanichelli
duly represented by Mr.. Racey counsel. signorna
Ciela Bensdetti. the cause OF all the
trouble between the two musicians, was
not present The letters, which have al
ready boon published, reproduced and the
story of the difficulty retold. Zanchelli seemed
perfectly. unconcerned and looked contemptuousiy
ut Sterarce. The lawyers in the meantime were try
ing to advance the claims of their respective clients
Mr.. Simonson very earnest in his desire to have
the prisoner held and made quito little speech to
that end. Mr.. Racey said he believed his client to
be q peaceable man ana have had the least in
tention OF fighting duel The challenges.
called, merely couple of angry letters. written
in d mt of passion: You know. your Honor" said
he, "thut who write such letters never night
duels'
"Mr. De Young did. however," quietly remarked
the Justice. IL have not had much experience in
duels myself. but look upon duelng as u practice
much to be deprecated 1t is neither brave. polite
nor wise. and every means should be taken to sup
press It.
Mr.. Racoy then raised the point of the want of
jurisdiction. rs Zanichclh resided at Englewood and
the letters sent from there and Englewood was
mentioned the place of meeting. II it was ever
intended seriously that meeting should take place.
This point was subsequently waived, however. and
Justice Wandcil decided i'll holding the prisoner in
/ 100 bail 20 ZAuichclli understands very
little English. and the dispute between the lawyers
was inc prchcnsibic to him. AS soon as the Jus
tees decision explained to him. however, bail
Immediately produced. As for Sterarcc. he WAS
but half satisfied when no Zanichelii walking
out OF court with his friends. Tor he confidently
pccted that he would remain locked up in tho Tombs
for some timc to come.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
A CHANCE TO USE HIS INFLUENCE.

Thomas o'Brien. driver tho Second Ave-
nue. line who that he has any amount OF
political influence, yesterday made quite a scene at
the Fitty-sevonth Street Police Court. There was
chum of his there who expected a commitment to
the Island for ten days at least and orien boasted
that he ''could get him off," He staggered into tho
magistrates presence and behaved boisterously
that he was elected. On tho sidewalk he renewed
his demonstration and gathered quite q crowd
around the prison van. When Officer McNey at-
tempted to disperse them OBricn caught hold OF
him by the throat. forced him back and sworo
that no policeman should meddlo with HIM.
During the struggle officer Mclaughlin, OF tho
Twenty second, and officer Quiglcy, OF the Twenty
eighth precinct. seized him and led him before Jus
tice Duffy. Not bit abashod, however Ol,ricu Tell
to abusing the court officers aud uttering tho most
terrible blasphenies. He threatened retaliation
his captors and vowed to rip open Officer McLaugn.
Inns stomach when he got out.
Il shall take care that will be some time honcc."
said tho magistrate. IL viii commit you to tho
Island for year in default of 900 ball. And
the commitment he wrote. Mot to be discharged
without my knowled9o."
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
ASSISTING A CONSUL.

The treaty between the United States and Norway
and Sweden authorizes the officers Of federal courts
to aid in executing the DEGREES or process of con.
sular agents at the expense of the government
making application. Christian Boos, Consul for Nor
way aud Sweden took advantage of this section Of
the treaty toward enforcing a decision made by him
in q dispute between the captain and crew or the
Norwegian bark Progress. The decision was in favor
ofehe captain and the men ordered TO return to
the vessel aud resume work but this they refused
to do. Thereupon application was made to Com
missioner Deuel. for assistance and warrant
issued for the arrest of Hans Johanncsen. Anders
Iverson. Jacob Rasmussen. Henry Gordon, Niels
Smedes and Anders Anderson. They will be detained
in Jail until the sailing of theship, at the expense OF
the Consulate.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26

IL Mr.. Conkling believes thoroughly in the policy
of nominating Cornell he cannot decline to take tho
lead in battle and to his great personal in
iluence to secure victory. He cannot afford To 90
into the Convention with candidate and be beaten
ON him. and don't believe he will take any such
risk.
The conclusion reached as to the present republi-
can situation is this IF Senator Conklin adheres
to his policy of making the nomination OF Governor
rebuke of the former action Of the administration
in its alleged attempt to destroy the republican or
ganzation and build up new party on its ruins.
MIR. Cornell will be the nominee federal officer
who was removed by the President without cause,
simply because he adhered to the stalwart republi-
can policy. But Mr.. Cornell is Objectionable to so
many republicans that nothing but the Senator's
presence at the Convention and his personal
management of the Cornell canvass will secure that
result. In Senator Conklings absence MIR. Cornell s
opponents would refuse to believe that his nomina-
ton sincerely desired and nothing but the
personal efforts OF the senator would secure = Cor
nell majority in the Convention.
Is THERE SCARE?
The republican programme is, however. said by
some to have been arranged when there appeared to
be almost certainty of serious breach in the dem
ocratic party through the nomination OF Ilobnson.
Recently It has appeared evident to all except few
prejadced persons that Governor Robinson ~ out OF
the field. and II this should be the tie proba-
bility Is that complete reconciliation will be
arranged in the democratic ranks, and that u
..dark horse" acceptable to both Iildenitcs and
anti-Tildcnites. will be brought to the track.
1t is said that Cornells nomination to bo made
in the expectation OF aid from Tammany in the
event then considered certan of Robinson Is nomi.
nation the democratic side, and that, this hope
destroyed the views or the republican leaders VIII
be changed. In that event it is thought that Judge
Robertson, OF WesLchester, viii be the republican
candidate that Senator Conkling, foreseeing dan
ger of losing the State. will put forward Mr.. Sloan
tho most likely candidate to unite all factions
and to call out the full republican strength.
CoNKLING WILL HERE.
Apropos of the specnlations in regard to the prob
able course OF Senator Conkling, an intimate friend
of the Senator states that he has recently signhed
his intention to attend the Convention.
"No need fear or question ATr. Conkling's dis
position to accept the full responsibility for any po-
sition he may assume and all may rest assured that
he will be here on the Sd of September. prepared to
his views and to enforce them with all the
energy and strength OF his nature"
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
THE TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT.

An adjourned meeting of tho Now York Crockery
and Glassware Dealers Protective Association was
held yesterday at No. Sc Murray street the purpose
of receiving the report of the committee appointed
the purchase of tea. Mr.. b. Fitzpatrick occupied
the chair. Mr.. McGarran reported that since the last
meeting the committee had met with several gentle
men connected with the tea trade who had asked tho
until n conference could be had by the representa-
tives the crockery dealers with those of the
trade IL was said that n satisfactory arrangement
could bo made by which the tea dealers would give
up the selling crockery. and that written agree
niont would DO given to that effect. MIR. Robinson
and Mr.. Martin confirmed this statement. Tho
chairman thon appointed tho following gentlemen
as a committee to confer with the tea dealers Mr.
Mcuarran, Mr.. John Kane. Mr.. Henry Lobria, Mr..
ID. ]. Robinson and Mr.. Fitzpatrick. The meeting
then adjourned to bo called together again within
fortnight.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26

Mary Millner, three -masted schooner. was driven
the beach in hurricane and two men were
magnificent. Twelve miles toward the northeast
loom mp the highlands OF Block Island. once the
abode OF the fierce Sarragansetts. The ocean peais
with suen roar at the foot OF the ellis, luo iec'
below.
COMMERCIAL ADVANTAGES
The commercial advantages of Montauk, when
properly developed by enterprise and capital, arc
considered very important by many of the Sag Har-
hor people who have studied the subject thor
stead afording excellent anchorage and
water enough to float the largest class OF
vessels. The Great Eastern pnt in here on one
OCCASION II Is, however, open to all winds from
northeast TO northwest. and during gale
from those directions vessel could lie there with
safety. 1t is doubtful whether pier could be main
taiifd there, any ordinary structure would be de-
stroyed by the storms and floating ice in winter
Fort Pond Bay, however, is susceptible of beina
made an excellent harbor by the construction of
breakwater of ut least half mile in length. With
such structure IT is claimed that it might become
the Queenstown OF New York--an admirable port of
entry for ocean steamers. The ponds at Montauk
plentitully supplied with perch pckere and eels.
and one is iilled with excellent oysters. AS a sum-
mcr resort alone there Is no spot Long Island that
presents such natural attractions. In solitary
grandeur there is boundless field for the enjoyment
the visitor from the dusty streets of the
metropolis 130 miles away. The atmosphere
is always cool. and not fly mosquito is to be
found The rolling hills all carpeted with rich
grass, through which here and there gray powders
project and are varied by innumerabe lakeles. The
sea breeze never ceases and when the wind is fair
endless procession of white-saled ships come up
from the horizon and disappear like silent visions
of the sea. railroad and capital can transform
Montauk into a watering place second to in
America. Hence the eagerness with which the people
in tho vicinity look toward the sale OF the llO0O
from ocean to sound. which may transform
the Point into a scene OF life and hustle.
The referee reports that the number of shares in
the lands OF Montauk is about 356 full shares. the
value of share being expressed in accordance with
q custom which has existed for 135 years at $40.
The right and interest of the 100 owners may be
represented by the sum OF fl,4l7.. There are no
general liens or encumbrances by Judgment or de-
cree upon tho undivided interest or shares of any
OF the owners of Moutauk. The personal judgments,
amounting to about 81, 500, would remain.
cumbrance upon the shares interests Of the Mon
tank parties in the hands OF purchaser. The ex-
tension of the Long Island Railroad will be put in
operation shortly after the SALE that the Point
can be brought within five hours Of New York.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
Is THIS BUILDING UNSAFE?

Attention having been called to tho condition Of
the small tenement house No. 20 Mangin street. Of
which James L. Willis is agent. it viewed yes
tcrday by HERALD reporter. There is crack from
the upper OF the door to the window the
second story; the coping stone of the door is
cracked and sunk and the door frame Says IN the
direction. The stoop whore it joins the Threshold
il out of level and the coping stone of the left hand
couple OF feet above and below, and other portions
of the brickwork aud brown stone facings show ad-
ditional evidences OF decay The agent said that hc
had noticed these signs in the house. but thought
there was immediate risk to tho tenants; adding
that although the inspectors OF the Department of
buildings passed there frequently they had SAID
nothing TO- him about 1t. The officials OF that de-
partnicnt were interviewed, but they had data
concerning the condition OF the house until fur
nishcd with the facts by the reporter. They said
the matter should be attended to.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
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BROOKLYN COMMISSIONERS.

MAYOR HOWELL TO CALL A SPECIAL MEETING
OF THE COMMON COUNCIL TO CONFIRM HIS
NOMINAL IoNs-PREPARING FOR THE REpuB-
LIcAN STATE CONVENTION.
1t was reported in apparently wcll informed quar-
tors in Brooklyn yesterday that Mayor Howell had
determined upon calling special meeting of tho
Board of Aldermen for Wednesday or Thursday next,
when his appointments will bo handed in. 1t is
claimed by the democrats that by a system Of
CONCESSIONS in tho matter OF dividing tho
positions to be disposed of. they have Sc
cured no less than nvo republican Alder
men to vote for their candidates for Preside MT
of tho Board of City Works. three Commissioners of
Police and Excise, three Fire Commissioners, City
Treasurer and Collector of Taxes. II this be true
the democrats will have majority of two. President
Ray has kept himself well In the ackground during
the past ten days, and his agency in the present
vass is not strongly noticeable as il was
when he acting Mayor. Among the candi-
datcs most prominently mentioned for nomination
are:-Frederck A. Massey, President OF the Board
OF CITY Works; CT xQuarantne Commissioner w. l..
ID. Steers aud Counsellor Il. Williams for Fire Com
mssoners; General James Jourdan, President Of
the Board of Police and Excise Com ssioners,
and Colonel Rodney G. Ward and Thomas White for
roappointmont us Police and Excise Commi ssioners
The naimed veteran, Corporal" James Tanner, Col
sctor Of Taxes aud Asssssments, 10 likely. s said
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
CLEOPATRA'S NEEDLE.

Among the passengers by the Arizona to-day is
Lieutenant Commander Henry H. Gorringe, Of the
United States Navy. who goes to Alexandria, via
Liverpool. for the purpose Of bringing thence the
needle of Cleopatra He expects to reach Alexandria
by the 1st Of November with the constructions now
making by Roeblng Sons. of Trenton; and to leave
there by the 1st of December reaching New York by
the 1st of January, 1880. The Roeblipgs have
nearly completed q very substantial and useful
series of constructions for the pulling down aud
setting up of the needle. Commander Gorrlnge docs
not intend to tow the needle. No seaman, he says,
would ever have dreamed OF such an absurdity but
will ship it steamer regular freight and bring
it Where the needle will be placed Is not yet
determined. The Reservoir Park has been sug-
gested. and also the circle at the Fifth en-
trance to Central Park.
The New York herald., 1879-08-26
THE COURTS.
PENALTIES INCURRED THROUGH FRAUDULENT

PENALTIES INCURRED THROUGH FRAUDULENT
INvoIcEs-REMIssIo OF FORFEITURE.
A decision was rendered yesterday in the United
States District Court by Judge Choate in the case
the United States against vetterein, which has long
been in litigation in this court. The decision
the matter of the petition of Demas Barnes,
as ignee in bankruptcy of Theodore II. yetterlein
and Bernhard vetteriein, composing the firms of
Theodore II. Vetterlein x Sons, of New York. and
vetterlen Co., of Philadelphia. The petition is
for remission Of forfeiture and penalties incurred
by Theodore Ii. vetterlein Sons. this city, upon
importations OF tobacco 1t claimed that tho
bankrupts were forced into bankruptcy by
suit brought against them by the govern-
ment The firm wen known in the tobacco
was never involved in any dispute with the Custom
House authorities. In July OF that year suit was
brought against the firm for alleged fraud on tho
revenue. and it was claimed and shown by the gov
ernment the tinl that the actual importatons of
the defendants by four certain vessels exceeded tho
quantity returned by the weighers of the Custom
House, upon which weight the duties were collected.
1t claimed that the defendants fully aware
invoices. The total value of the four cargoes
about S270.0OO. The application for remission of
penalties referred to United States Commissioner
Osborne, who recently filed his report and find
ings. which came before Judge Choate for review
and confirmation. In this report Commissioner Os-
borne made certain conclusions of facts and
mended that the matter be to the Secretary
of the Treasury for his final decision in conformity
with the statute. The opinion delivered yesterday
by Judge Choate was very lengthy one. with the
findings covering over one hundred and nifty pages
oluegal cap. Judge Choate finds that many of the
Commissioners findings of fact are in some respects
defective and in others erroneous. Il cannot" hs
says in the course of the opinion "escape the
cusion that the motive to facilitate fraud
upon the government which the bankrupts expected
hoped to be able to accomplish by means. i'll part.
at least. OF this system of false invoices Judge
Choate returns a set OF findings and these with
the proof and papers in the to be submitted
to the Secretary OF the Treasury.