, 1879-06-01
minds of men whether the man who eats onions

minds OF men whether the man who ears onlous
cali go to Heugen.
Mcssrs. Pelton l. Pomcroy, $50 aud 153 State
street, have about fifty Mathushek pianos GU
hand which they are closing out st very loM
prices. Ten OF these pianos have been 10 use
from three to six months and were taken IN
part payment for their new improved Haze1ton
upright pianos
My only and sufficient excuse for being"
said the tall tramp with the bow legs ana one
eve. q is nv personal beauty" And It Woula
astonlsh the Tagab0ud If he could 90 into Lne
best society aud find how many men have tue
same excuse, or aoout the same foundation Tor
existence.
Mcssrs. c, P Kimball & Co. have had a fine
buainess during the past month. They lind thai
elegant work, the latest STYLES, low prices. ana
fair dealing are appreciated. They propose to
sell So, ,0j0 worth OF carriages this month with
out regard to old prices. :: -:
A damse, applied for place behind q counter:
What clerical experience have you!" asked
the man Of dry-goo1s. :sVerv little she said,
week"
Everybody says SO, md it must be true, that
the photographs OF children by Joshua Smiths
instantaneous process merit the title OF " In
comparables.n'. Studio, 206 North Clark street.
Byrou, my son,'' said a literary father to
h's athletic son, "Bron never played IT,,
ored shirt, !" and George Washington never
wrote poetry" Here the morning hour expired
and the bill went over.
Ladies and gentlemen will see by our adver.-
tisiny columns that the Fashion Restaurant and
Ladies' Lager Beer Parlors ian institution long
needed In this city) will open on or about June T..
a subscriber wants to know il we think It is
wrong to drink cider. Well, yes, in these hard
times when beer is 30 much cheaper, We should
think 1T was very wrong.: However, 1t you
know where you can steal the cider, We suppose
1t will be ali right.-Haiokeye.
The 'Double Quick" cook, laundry, and
camp stove for sale at 100 Lake street.
When two Bridgets get out on their respective
front sto0ps early in the morning there is
scrub race, and she wins who stoops to conquer.
Smoking is becoming fashionable among Chi
caoo ladies--tllat Is the smoking OF Gale q
Blocki's compound cubebs cigarettes, as they
are the best remedy known iQr colds or catarrh.
Mr.. Bergh says II the bar6arous methods Of
killing mosquitoes by slapping them to death, as
was practiced last summer, are followed this
season, he will begin wholesale prosecution OF
the human race.
Better than per cent certificates arc the In
duccmcnts for trading offered at the Chicago
Grain and Provision Exchange, 122 and l4
Clark street. The coolest and most comforts
BILE place in the city during the heated season.
It was Chicago lady who went to see the |
"School for Scandal :" and then said she never |
thought Phil Sheridan could have written any |
thing as good as tlAr
Another valuable discovery in connection with
Dr. D'Uuger's Cinchona Rubra is that it is Won
derfully effective as remedy for female debili-
tv and nervous prostration-
"Darling, isn't that IN excellent photograph
OF met" why, no, wife, there is too much
repoge about the mouth"
The Pinafore Frizette charms the ladies at
Thome's hair bazaar, 157 State street.
"Crab cider" and ''mcdicated lemonade u
are cautiously creeping into the ice-cream |