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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
HOW I0 Got His Liquor.

II was sad looking tramp, with n
panied expression of face, that entered
Il Sutter strcet,San Francisco, bar room
the other day holding In his napd a
small battered canister, Took at
this" he said sorrowfully, "I went in
to a gun shop and begged for some
thing to eat and the man handed me
this can of powder. Iio said could go
shooting! A starving man go shoot
ing Just think of it,"
"Well, mizzlcW retorted the bar
keeper, who had Just set up four fancy
drinks for row of customers.
81 pledge you my word" said the
vagrant, holding the can within an
inch Of the stove. "I'm so miserable,
I've almcst mind to blow myself up"
"Darc You to do it," said one of the
bystanders winking at the crowd.
The wrecked party gave sad, lin
gering look at the poured out liquor as
that he might nc'cr behold again, and
tossed In the can.
The yell that the whole crowd gave
rs they started for the opposite side of
the street was heard on Telegraph Hill.
When they filed In ten minutes later,
the empty can did not explode, there
were four empty glasses OH the coun-
ter, the lunch table was q mockery and
the till looked like a savings bank on
the day after really large deposit.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
American and French Brcnkfnsts.

American housewives have not stud
led the art of cooking the various kinds
Of meat In the most economical and
palatablc modes. French cooks far ex-
Gel us in this particular. They not only
gather up the fragments, as the Scrip
tures enjoin, so that nothing may be
lost, but they make 1t a study to cook
every part Of the animal in the most Mt
tractlve and nutritious mode. A hook
bone, with their skilful manipulation
will make delicious dinner for laryc
family, and they will save stock enough
with the addition of variety of
cheap vegetables, to make q nutri-
tlous soup for the next days dinner.
Americans want bcef-steak; q French
manis content with boiled egg, hot
roll and cup Of coffee. The French
mans breakfast costs from five to ten
cents, the Americans's twonty-nvo to
fifty cents, and the former Is Just az
nutritious as the latter and more easily
.digested. Dyspepsia, the fashionable
disease of America, is seldom known in
France .
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
Chm.

pointed or round chin indicates q
congcnial love. A person with such a
chin will have beau ideal, and Will not
be easily satisfied with real men or
women.
The indcnted chin indicates a great
desire to be loved; hunger and thirst
for affection. When large In women,
She may overstcp the bounds of eti-
quctte and make love to the one that
pleascs her.
n narrow, square chin indicates q
desire to love: and is more common
among women.
The broad, square chin indicates ar
dent loyc, combined with great stead
fastncss and permancncc Of affection.
The retreating chin is indicative of
the want of attachment, and but little
ardor In love.
The chin, in its length and breadth,
indicates self-control, self-will, rcsolu-
ton, decision, etc.
CarniyOrous animals have the upper
jaw projecting, While those of the gram
inivorous nature have the lower Jaw
projecting.
In man with projecting upper jaw
will be found large destructivencss,
and love Of animal food; when the low
er jaw projects, then the love for vcgc-
table food.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

In tho bodily mechanism .Ien tho Iivcr gots
tamnation Of the blood, imporfc ct a,-imila-
uoll, arc certain to ensue. But it Is easy to
pre1ont theso consequences. and remove tueir
cause, by a course of Host ttcr's Stomach Bit
tors which Btimulatea the hillary organ and
regulates it's action. Tho direct result is dis
appearance Of tho pains beneath tho ribs and
through the shoulder blade. tho nsusea. heal
aches. yclowness OF the skin, furlod look OF
the tongue, and sour odor OF tho breath,
which characterize liver complaint. Sound
digestion and regu ar habit OF body arc
blessinss al o secured by tue use II this cole
hrated restorative Of health. which mpnts a
degree OF vIgor to tho body which is It's bost
guarantee OF safety from maarial epidemics
Nerve weakness and oyer-tension arc relieved
by it. and it improves both appetite and sleep
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

Theological students reason that II
there be counterfeit money, there must
be genuine; go, II there be intidels,
there must also be Christians. If this
be true of money and religion, will not
the same rule apply to "put-up" medi.
cinesP Do not tho cheap and worthless
nostrums prove that there are genuine
and meritoriou, "put.up" medicines
The great popularity Of Dr.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery has resulted
In tho manufacture Of many shoddy al
terative and tonic remedies, but ono
after another these have disappeared,
the proprietors having fonnd that, no
matter how loud they advertise, success
depends upon merit. In South America,
as we'll as I'm this country, the Discovery
Is the standard remedy for all scrofulous
and eruptive diseases. 1t acts promptly
on the stomach, liver and blood, toning
up, regulating and purifying tho sys-
TEN. 1t speedily allays all bronchial
Irritation and cures the most stubborn
cough or cold in half the time required
by any other remedy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

EVERYBODY SHOULD BB CAREFUL to give prompt
attention and rational treatment 10 a severe
Cold--or q racking C0uga-as these arc COM
monty the chief primary symp' oms OF dls.
ordered state OF the Lungs, Involving q tend
Persons OF n delicate constitution, or those
having weak or unsound Lungs. should be es.
toms OF q cold; In order to ht ad of more danger
Gus complications. prpdcntly keep by YOU
therefore, pr. Jayne's lExpectOrant, that you
during The Iirst lagos Of any Throat or Lung
disorder, for not only arc special symptoms OF
tr0lled then, but the general strength and tono
4 the. system has not had time to Oe serious y
afected, and Is theref re more amonable 10 tho
iccupor'tive and healing properties OF the Xxx.
pcctorant. little attention TO what may seem
atrllllng Cold, may save you from the fate Of q
lingering COneumptlye.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

BY DR.. Bonds new discovery--a positive cure
for this droad malady-no knife no caustic, nc
pain. DIR. Bonds SUCCESS in treating Cancer
il truly marvellous. Remedies sent to any part
or the world, with full directions for succe ssfu
homo treatmont Send q description Of your
cnse, or any cancor sufferer you may kn ow Of
Pamphlets and full directions sont froe. Ad-
dress, DIR. ii. II. Bond. Philad'a., Pa.
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what More Terrible,

moro pninful, moro oxasperating discouraging
and persist ont than pies, especially to afflicted
mortals who hnvo tried lotions, ointments,
pills, olcct ;.lita and all manner Of nostrunla
and doctor ! stun, internally and externally
without rel 1T. What wonder il it that half Il
million rod t,med sufferers should shout ho-
sarnHs ovo tho discovery Of AndkeSis, All an
Jauiblr c'w for Piles? This medical miracle,
30 simple ~ to excite wonder that wiso doctors
havo not thought Of it boforo, 30 prompt and
certain in its action ~ to secure for itself tho
title of infa}liblc, 30 scientific and rational in
its combination Of p0niiice, Instrument AMI
medicine, n to render tho ultimate euro of 95
por cont. Of average cases of piles suro, is not
an accidental discovery, Dut the solutioi OF
problem by tho study and experience Of Dr.
Silsbee an accomplished and distinguished
physician OF 10 yoars' standing. II has stood
tho test OF 20 yoars' experience; over half a
million Of sntferers have used it with SUCCESS,
and doctors of all schools now prescribe it III
thor prcctico, and it is pronounced to be tho
nearest to an infalliblo euro for piles yot dis
covered. AnaEesis, DR.. y. Silsbeo's External
Pilo Romedy, il sold by druggsts ovory where.
Prico 81 90 por box. Samples mailed free to
all sufferers on application to P. Neustaedter
d Co., Box 39iG, Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

NERVOUS ANIMAI.S.--It Is often
among the very best miIliers and but
ter-makcrS that nervous animals occur,
and we cannot AFFORD to have their
value thus impaired. No violence
should be allowed among the cows ut
any time; but If you have impatient
help, or are quick-tempcrcd yourself,
let some person who does not get mad
so easily, milk tho nervous cows. a
cruel man ought nevert to have charge
Ofany stock whatever.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

KANTNER'S Illustrated Book of Objects for
Children, containing over 1000 Engravings of
every day objects, with their names-making
tho simplest, most agreeable and effective
method for the preliminary instruction Of
children. Prico in boards, $100 cloth 81. 80.
Canvassers wantod. Leo Il Wakor, 1l13
Ch stnut Street. Philadelphia
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
RTNEUM MATISNE.

This dreadful diaease, tho doctors toll us, Is
In tho blood, and believing this to bo true. wo
advise every sufferer to try Durang's Rheu-
matte Remedy. 1t is taken informally aud
positively cures the worst case in tho shortest
time. Sold by every Druggist in town.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
WORMS. WORMS.
WORMS,

L. L. Kunkels Worm Syrup novor fails to
destroy Pin, Seat and Stomach Worms. Dr.
kunkol, the only successful physician who re-
moyos Tapo Worm in two hours, alive with
head, and no fee until removed. Common
senso teaches if Tapo Worms DO removed all
other worms can bo roadiy destroyed. Advice
at onico and stero FREQ. Tho doctor can toll
whether or not tho patient has worms. Thou
sands are dying, daily, with worms aud do not
Know It, Fits, spasms, cramps, choking and
suflocation sallow complexion. circles around
tho Dyes, swelling and pain N tho stomach,
restless at night, grinding OF tho tooth, picking
at tho nose, cough, fever, itching Mt tho seat.
headache, foul BREATH the patient grows palo
and thin, tickling and irritation in tho anus
nll those symptoms, and moro, como from
worms. l.. L. Kunkel's Worm Syrup mover
fails to remove them. Price, 81 90 per bottle.
or six bottles for :35 90. (For Tapo Worm,
write and consult tho Doctor.) For all others
ho has 1t not, send to DR.. Il. L. Kunkol, $50
N Ninth. street Philadelphia, Pa. Advice by
mail, FREQ; send thrce-cent stamp.
Nervous DobilityI Nervous Debility!
Debility depressed irritable state of mind
Il weak. nervous, exhausted feeling, no energy
or animation, confused head, weak memory,
the consequences Of cXCesses, mental over
work. This nervous debility finds sovereign
euro in Il. +. Kunkol's Bittor Wine of Iron. 1t
tonos tho system, dspels the mental gloom
and dospondency, and rejuvenates eho entiro
system. Get tho genuine. Take only e. L.
Kunkcrs; it has a yellow wrapper around it,
hiB photograph OH outside. Price, 81 90 por
bottle or siX bottles for So co. Ask your drug
gist for it, and if ho has it not, get it of tho
Proprietor, 259 N. Ninth st., philadelphia Pa
Advice FREQ, by enclosing throo-cont stamp.
IIlEsKEIL's letter Ontmont will cure Soro
SnrR Rn rho fo1, fl,o fon
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

GEKsE Hatch your goslings early,
in order that they may get the first bite
of fresh grass while it is young and
tender. Until fun icnthcrcd they
need shelter from hard beating
storms or sudden showers. The ten
dercst age for the gosIing is when IL
begins to feather. If we'll protected at
night, aud if 4 little extra care is given
to the birds, at this time, they ar" easy
to raise and exceedingly profitable.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
Cancor can be Cured

HIEsKELI's TETTEn OINTMENT will euro al
cabby or scaly diseases of tho skin.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

SOME one has suggested that If the
inventor Of the phonograph would
bring out Il little machine, to be at
tnched to tho door, when would say,
when the landlord called for the rent,
"Come again next month";" it would
have good sale. So it would; and If
he wanted name for it he might call
1t the post-ponogrnph.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

a SAII.-A SAIL.-TwO old fashioned
we'll -bcdrded professional hunters after
bargains embarked at Hamburg for
London to attend one of the great annual
icwclry auctions. The steamer had
when Il terrible storm arose. The
waves bcatUvcr the deck with frightful
force, and even the captain feared that
the shi p would founder. The two ia
miliars Of the auction room felt very
badly, AMI ut the instant Of their su-
prcmc despair the man Oh the lookout
yelled at the top of his voice: GA sail
u sail :" One OF the men thcrcupon
jumnrd to his feet, and turning to his
nrothrr-voyagcr, eXclrimct, in dcprc-
catory accents: Mcin trent, "A sale
Il sale = und We are here mitout Il cata-
lOpuc!n
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

GRATEFUL WoMEN.-Nonc receive so
much benefit, and none arc so pro.
ioundly grateful and show such an in
terest in recommending flop Blttcrs, as
women. 1t is the only remedy pccu-
liarly adapted to the many Ills the sex
Is almost universally subject to. Chills
and fever, indigestion or d"ranged
liver, constant or periodical sick head
aches, weakness in the back or kidneys,
pain in the shoulders and different parts
Of the body, a feeling OF lassitude and
dependency, are all readily removed
by these Bitters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

If YOU ARE NERVOUS AND DEpnEssED take
UooFLANDs GERMAN I}ITTEns
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

The Chinese liken drunkard's nose
toa lighthouse warning us Of of the
little water thai passcth underneath.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

TIE wickcdcst city in the world
SinsinMNti.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

Mr.. II. r. STEVENS:
DEAR I'll have been afflicted with Rhcuma-
tlsin for twenty years. 1 heard great deal
about VcgctinC, and was recommended By
physician Of this city to take Vegctine. 1 was
so that could not walk. Also had a terrible
swelling In the leg, and was cured by the'Nege-
tine. Before taking Vegetme was restless.
and could not sleep. Since taking 1t, 1t has
given mo rest and a good appetite. can highly
recommend IL Tor what IL has done for me-
MISS Il. A. VANTlLRURG,
Short St.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

a rRoFANE upstart-rhc man who
sets down on q bent pin. . .s
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

Work not rod of land more than
you can work well. 1t is easier and
more profitable to reap sixty bushels
from one acre than fifty from two.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

why should any one buy soap half
rosln or clay, when D,bbns' Electric
Soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Phlladel-
phia,) Is for salep 1t costs but q trifle
more, and will 60 five times as far.
Try 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

A PERSON visiting the London muse
nm was shown the skull of Oliver
Cromwell. "IC is extremely SMALL"
said the visitor. "Oh,' said the guide,
lit was his skull when lie was boy. :"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

"DlD you ever dabblc i1l stocks ?"
asked lawyer of witness who was
known to have fed from his native land
to this asylum Of the free.
"Well, yes, got my foot in them
once in the old country" was the an
Swcr.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

FoK scahhy legs in poultry, take
equal parts of lard and Kerosene oil,
and thicken with sulphur into Il paste.
This slorld he rubbed upon the legs
until the Scnbby parts come Off when
they should ur sn.earcd with sweet oil.
He states that the scabS are caused by
Nth, which view Is not the correct one,
rs we have learned that they are caused
by Il parasite insect similar to that
which causes scab in sheep. The treat
ment above recommended, however, IL
IN excellent and effective one, whatever
the cause.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

IIlEsKRLIs letter Ointment will cure Soro
Eyolids, Soro Nose, Barbor's Itch OH the face,
or Grocer's Itch OH tho hands. 1t never fails
90 ccnts por box. sent by mail for CO cents.
Johnston. Holloway & Co.,
G02 Arch St., Phla Pa
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

THE Prairie Farmer give an account
OF the sale Of plants in Kansas under
the name of "Grapevine Raspberry"
by perambulating venders. They false
ly claim to be agents of certain reliable
nurseries at the East. One of them
tells the purchasers that the plants
grow with joints like grapevlncs with
leaves ten inches across, and with rasp-
berries an inch in diameter, the whole
growing in the form of vines SO rs to
cover trelliS or arbOr. Another Vcn-
der states that they grow like bushes.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

ONEY a matter Of form Tight .lacing
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26

Those answersnR All Advertisement will
confer q favor upon tho Advertiser and the
Publisher by stating that they saw tho edver
tisement In this Journal (nafLlng the paper
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
HUMOROUS.

A CERTAIN WILDNEss.-A man with
Il certain wildness in his eyes came that
way and asked to be directed to Hyena
avenue. The officer replied that Detroit
had no such strect,and the man guessed
1t was going to snow and passed on. In
about ten minutes the officer was con-
tronted by man who jumped out Of Il
doorway and asked:
"Shay, dye know where Hycna ave.
rue is?"
"Why, you arc the same man who
asked me that Il few minutes ago." re-
piled the officer.
Sho am-shO am muttered the
man, as he took to the street and disap-
pcarcd.
The officer was wondering whether
George Washington or Patrick Henry
ever had cOrns and large family to
support, when Il dark figure bumped
against him and Il voice inquired:
"Shay, ish zhis Ilyener avenue?''
You Internal old drunkard, this is
the third time you have asked me that
question - roarcd the otlier.
And zhis is the ird time you
haven't tole me-" was the wild re-
sponsc.
"And do you still want to find Hye-
na avenue" asked the court.
Yes'r. l was little wild last night
These fits come Oh me every few
weeks"
" Well, You shall sec Hyena avenue,
and any hyenas which may happen
around. Go in and sit DOWN.
The prisoner sat down, and 1t was a
quarter Of an hour before he got 1t
through his head where he was going.
lie would then have gone into one of
his wild fits if Bijah had not furnished
him with some catarrh snuff, which
kept him sneeZing all the way to the
Work House.
DIDN'T STUTrER.-" Would you mind
readin' this for me, sir? can't read
mysclf.' 1t was q snow -ShOYeler on
walnut street that spoke, as he handed
over an envelope, enclosing telegram
which read:
Nashville, January 0, 1873. will
arrive at Louisville by the three O'Clock
train this evening. Jerry A. Taflit."
VIII you read it again." asked the
now-shovcler. IL was read again.
You say 1t is signed Jerry A.
Taflit?"
That is the name"
Please read 1t once more"
His request was complied with.
1t goes right straight along-just
them ere words, without any hitchin'
or stumbling"
"Just that way"
8 1t can't be jerry, then. &c can't be
Jerry,' he muscd. "Jcrry couldn't
say that many words without suffering
all to pieces, to save his life. Some iel-
low is tryin' to fool me, but Pm too
smart for him, l. am"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
WEDDINGS are alwas fashionable.

MASKED bawl-A smothcrcd cry.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
AGRICULTURE.

FRESH EGGS THE YEAR ROUND
Make hen comfortable, and she Will
lay. fla laying breed so much the
better. In winter there must be
warmth as well as light. Windows
will readily give entrance to the light
of the sun and the reflection of the
snow; but they should be made double,
so rs to secure warmth, and well fitted
in, especially tho outside sash. Clean
illness and fresh air are n necessity.
Ventilation and disinfcctants are the
means to secure them; the latter not
lacking in variety to meet the circum-
stances, among which dry air, secured
by coal stove, stands first, the stove
also serving as a superior ventilator to
carry Oft the heavy, noXious air below.
tho south side, and if the north side is
secured by a rise Of ground or the wall
of another building-aDything that cf-
fcctually keeps out the cold-all the
better. This for winter. TO carry out
the true spirit of a successful hemery,
the keeper must be on good terms with
his feathcrcd family, and permit Of no
strange intrusiOns, to frighten the
fowls; for no frightened fowl will lay.
All disturbance, Of whatever kind,
must be avoided, and kindness and
goVL treatment exercised from earliest
chickenhood to the end. This makes
fowl at home, and eager, II prolific
breed, for propagation. If she now has
n sufliciency, not an excess, Of food
the necessary variety, so that she is
satisfied; Is strong, but not fat. with
pure water whenever she wants it, and
some gravel to grind her food; also
room enough in her quarters, so that
cl, psnl H,,N
word, If She Is happy, she will lay.
Avoid, by all means, an exclusive diet
of corn. Let corn be among several
other grains, buckwhcat leading.
Scraps OF meat and other animal food
should occasionally be given, as well
as green vegetable material, or In sum-
mcr access to grass and n range In the
fresh air. An occasional forage of this
kind, say once day, is Of vast benefit,
and a pleasure to the fowl, as well as to
the keeper who observes 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-26
Canker in the Stomach.

lS DANA PLACE BOSTON Il1HHLANDS.
May Is, 1878,
FRIEND GR0sE In reply to Your inquiry "a to
tho merits OF tho .'Yegetine" which from your
representation was induced TO use in my fami-
ly. Will Simply state Ill 1t for years my d ugh
och .cndering her life merely an existence. 1
could find no remedy that would meet her case,
This. to my great SURPRISE Ii 8 proved cfIlca-
cous, and may say Remarkably so, ns shp'is
now IN the enjoyment OF rude health. ]fmy tes-
cheorfilly and cOnsclentlously recommend It In
cases Of this kind, as have given 1t a thorough
trial.
1romain, yours truly,
GKO. II. WILLIAMS.