The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-10-31

I nm coming by and by:
You will hear my platntive cry,
In accents mild and gentle rs lamp.
Ere long III be on deck.
Bringing ninety cents peckt
Sing heyl the sweet potato that yam-
Southbridpe agrioulturist has Gale uIated
chat one bean planted In Massachusetts soil
at the third year. planting will YIELD i,an $50
tons OF beans, being .nlnety-tWo f'lli lTelRnts
Of the Great Eastern" No wonaer EUROPE
trembIes ct our competition.
From the fact that for one week no actress
has been reported as having lost her diamonds
valued az $50, oRe inclusive Of the necklace
which the Gar presented after $50 consecu-
tive recalls before the curtain, the millennium
10 thought to he near at hand.
AT 1Catskili, II young man takes his girl
10 the opera house, and 1t begins to rain Just
ng IL let's out In order to save hack hire ne
offers to walk her home, go-as- you please, LOT
the champion belt and what they can get at
tho gate--and she always accepts.
Stuart Robson says Bret Harte is not lazy
but ."slow, fastidious, SELF criticai and fright
ened" These are much better, far grander,
nobler and manlier qualities than laziness,
and yet you do not look for that kind OF o
man when you want your winter wood sawed.
"Howdy this morning" says an acquaint,,
walk. Training for walk2" mo" puffs
the fat citizen, turning his bullying eyes nei-
ther to the right nor left; "Im walking for
train"
There would be fewer accidents IN this
world IL men would take their wives advice,
for we never yet heard Of mans head being
blown off with shot gun or his being run
over by the cars, but what his wife said she
foa nm TO awa
The other day the Cincinnati Commercial
wrote: "No doubt U. $. Grant, Jr., believes
there IL o tide In his affairs, which. taken at
the Flood, will lead 70 fortune" Some
phraseology: Young Ulysses knows Of
tidy young person that taken from the
Floods. leads on to fortune
Little Billy has been taken to see his old
uncle, who Ia SO deaf that he cannot hear @
word without recourse to his ear trumpet.
ment for some time with great interest and
then excaims: Mamma, what does uncle
try all the time to play the horn with his ear
Tor when he can't make 1t 80 7"
Much excitement has been created In Yer
mont BY the story of wild man two young
men have seen In the woods near FOwnal.
They describe the creature as resembling Q
man In form and movement, but having very
wild eyes. 1t La probably only Rubernato-
rial candidate o. an electioneerlng tour. The
In Massachusetts, who resembles q man In
form and movement and one OF whose eyes,
Ut least, Is very, very Wild
Brigham Youngs grave Is said to be meg
lected and stoneless." He left toe many
afflicted widows. What Is everbodys bust |
ness ID nobodys business. When the condi- |
tion OF her late husbands grave is mentioned
10 Mrs. Young No. 10, she replies: well, IL
he wants tombstone, let that proud, stuck
up Belinda Jane Young get him one-it's as
much her business as 1t Is mine' And when
the SUBJECTS brought to the attention OF Be
linda Jane who is Widow Young No. IA. she
retorts: Let Sarah Jerusha Young attend to
u. She has known him longer than l. And
II looks as II he would never get Q tombstone.
III Norristown Herald.
"A San Francisco photographer hearing OF
ssdlstinguished arrival at the house OF lady, |
called at once and begged to have the Illus
trious stranger git at his gallery exclusively;
The lady hesitating and limiting that 1t might |
be difficult, the eager artist begged at least
for the strangers name. Said the lady,
astonished:
He hasn't got any name"
Hasn't got why-I-a hem! YOU'RE iok-
Ing, miss
Not at all, sir. The arrival In question Is
my sisters baby, Just one day old, and"
But the photographer had slid out, using
extracts from Mr.. Kearney's orati0ns that
made even the ear driver shudder.