, 1879-07-27
LOCAL ITEMS.

There Is nothing Ki1ts quicker that oTerstrung
moral courage. Except Q white duck vest,when
mercury ia at par.
George seltzer has been arrested for embez-
element in New York: seltzer, water shame!
There was no Orange procession IN New York
CITY on the 18th. A,picnic was given instead,
and, owing to the absence OF green, black eyes
were at premium
Mcssrs. c. P. Kimball & Co. still continue to
sell the best carriages to the best people,-a fact
no one will doubt when We state that they have.
during the past few days, sold fine Victoria to
landau Ian % to J. II. Durtl;ds, Esq; fine four-pas-
scnger Surrey wagons to ]: B. Lyon. Esq: and
a. 8. Work, ESQ. To Mr. H. B. Lockwood, one
OF their uuequaled Brewster buggies; to Mr.
Kad1sh, Of this city. and Edward Balm, ESQ, OF
some Of their beautiful phaetons to Mr.. 8. K.
Howell of this city, and to ]. A. Apkeny, Esq,
of Des Moines a., and Mr.. s. l.. Andrews, OF
Wilmington, Ill.,; and q fine rockaway to A. ].
Hoagland, ESQ. They have nearly l0o large
carriages 10 their repairing department, besides
n large number OF orders for new work, with
force enough to do au that comes, promptly.
That is business.
We nll know the result of the livelvemula-
tiOn between constructors OF 1mpreguaDle 6Mps-
of-war and inventors OF fnVlnclble rams Ald
torpcdoes, and, therefore, when we read that
dEFIQIU EcuuIa uHS LAhGH WV - RAt~AIe AHA D1@So
With flexible quartz soles, Warranted TO last
lifetime, we do nof fear but that Yankee !n-
genuitv will rise equal to the necessity, and IN
vent some substance that eau be applied to the
bulgy knees Ut man's breeches. ,>
Messrs Fisher & Taylor's stables have a most
beautiful pair Of spotted carriage horses, that
cannot be excellcd in America, and the party
who buys them will have pair OF hcauties.
An exchange announces that F." a Texas dog
ate up eirht dollars worth OF postage stamps,
and Was mailed to that other cline" Nhat the
writer meant was that the dog launched his
bark upon the eternal seas.
Now is the time for. young men to attend the
Bryant &, Stratton Business College: Mr..
Brgant has charge again, and Is putting every
thing in excellent condition.
An irreVerent paragraphist remarks that hlr.
Talnlage is still excitin. great interest 10 En-
gland as the only American preacher VINO can
twist bis leg up over his shoulder and use 1t for
q nccktie.
Joshua Smith, No. 2o6 North Clark street, fs
awaiting the arrival Of the grand medal awarded
to his Photographic exhibit at Paris. The delay
is owing to the red tape OF the French offlclais.
Push and energy, if properly weehted with
Judgment and tempered with 3 knoWIeoge OF
are to be cultivated, and must be brought into
use by all.
The fine toilet soap and perfumery counter AZ
The Fair. corner of State and Adams streets, IS
the centre Of attraction at that mammoth estao-
lishment Genuine ,Huyck's German cofoSne'
worth rs cents per bottle, is selling Tor cents
The undertaken now eyes askance the 1m'na-
murs under his breath. as ecstatic visions ol
small bows, doubled up like jaca-knives, dance
before his mental vision: III gather ZEN 1n'
SCOOP 'cm in"
Another tlnc lot OF Kentucky saddle and bar
ness horses will arrive at Fisher q iayiof's
stables, corner Thirteenth street and Naoasn
hvenue, Tuesday morning. and WILL % solo &C"
cording to the times
TIT Is not all Of death to dfe," sang the old
poet. He was righ. The greatest part OF
deata-abour ninety ght out OF possan1e one
hundred-is to leave your estate 10 such snape
that your children will get about Us mucn OF It
as the lawyers .,..--~
The opening OF q gents furnishing deoart-
ment aud custom shirtrmanufactory by Henry q
Co., proprietors Of the celebrated EUREKA
Laundry, at ISL West Madison street, Will IN
aoubtedly prove great convenience to tne
many patrons of that deservedly popular estao-
ishment and to the general public.
In weight and size the trade dollar would
seem to be very we'll adapted Tor the present
style OF sleeve-buttons for young me1.:
Mcssrs. Gale & Block, sole agents for Dr..
Ridges celebrated Prepared Infants' Food, re-
port sales OF from seven to ten barrels per
week OF this excellent preparation III Cnicaeo
alone.
When Mad Anthony Wayne was wounded at
Stony Point, he said, ."Let me die at the neao
Of my column.'' and the average advertiser
says, "Let me- lie at the head Of the column,
aud is mad as thunder II he can't
"Thermometer,s up to 90, Mr.. Putapcall,"
said visitor to State-street broker. '' Let 'em
60 up to par" said the man Of margins, ao-
etractedly; II am Lot short on 'em."
How mems tastes differ! One dropped into