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The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
"THE LITTLE DUKE"

The comic opera of The Little Duke
will be performed at the Grand Opera
House on Monday evening next. The
opera II one Of Charles Lecocqs, and
abounds in fun from beginning TO end.
1t will be rendered by Ford's South
Broad street company of Philadelphia
which created such .turOr In the opera
of Pingtore.
ln speaking Of the opera, and the per-
formauce at Ford's Opera House Balti-
more, the Sun says:
"The Little Duke has been cleansed; !;
its music is light and sparkling; Its story
rests on those never-failing foundations
OF romance and sentiment colored with
dashes OF Sarcasm and abundant humOr.
Three acts carry the two central figures
-lovers-throngh scenes of love separa-
tion, military ghtter and happy reunion.
The Lutte Duke Is presented by q most
accomplished and vivacious actress and
singer, Miss BOcke1; the Lutte Duchess
sulls Miss Mackenzie, who since last
season shows wonderful progress both
in easy acting and In vocal development
Mrs. Germon, a. the directness of cou.
vent school and teacher of music, cannot
be surpassed. Mr.. Denham, as u tutor
of plain Anglo Saxon, maintains the
high reputation he has won as Sir JOS
eph in Pinafore, whiie Mr.. Hogendrop
makes a splendid soldier. Besides these
roy al pages and maids of honor, convent
school girls, villagers, can cen girls, Of
hsers and soldiers, all in brilliant COS
tunes and uniforms, constituting the
very large and fine chorus, embrace
many individuals who are from time 10
time in the course OF the performance
brought from the ranks in solos, and of
whom acting of a good order and viva.
ciOus by-play are required all the while.
Notwithstanding these requirements, it
may be truthfuily said that they are fill
ed, while the orchestra is good and ably
conducted by Mr.. Furst, land the scenery
aud accessories by Mr.. Schaeffer rich
and tasteful"
The opera will be presented here with
the same scenic effects, as at the South
Broad, Philadelphia, where it was pre-
sented 18th great ecldt.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
NJ ORDINANCE no ANrNn ~

A ORDINANCE TO AMEND An
IA Ordinance entitled AN ordinr nee "a
providing for cleaning the strests b cons
tract" ,1i1 l''-,''' : -,
Re It ordained by the City Council q
Section l. That section OF the ordinances
entitled "An ordinance TO amend n 0rzAi.
nance providing for cleaning the essee1s
,, 9y contract" passed July 8. 90, ~ and
me same is hereby amended BY strtkinG
out ot the said section the words foll0W1nR
TO wit: 1.-THE work of cleaning the aaresSS
shall be under the supervision OF the street
Com missioner conformably TO tho order OF
the street Committee." -lIi3'1I ffHFis 40
sectioa 2: That the said ordinances -
further amended by adding thereto, The
following additional section after sectloa
section g.. The Street Com mmissionershall
annually, during the month OF December,
advertise In two daily newspapers OF the
city, for sealed proposals for cleaning the
streets OF the city, keeping them In .
neaitny condition and removing theretrOm
all dirt, filIh, dead animals and refuse
matter, the work to be done under The
| supervision and direction OF the 9tfoe6
Commissioner. The proposals shall be ac-
| curity In the sum of one thousand dollars.
l$100Ol. The proposals shall be opened in
Council and the contract or contracts for
cleaning tha the streets OF any one or more OF
awarded to the lowest and best bid0er or
bidders, The contractor or Contractors. -
the case may be, shall give bond With
sure les TO be approved by the Street Com.
mittee. In the sum of FIVE thousand dollar.
cons sHioned for the faithful performance OF
the contract or contracts. Market streot
and the portions of streets used tor msr"
ket purposes shall be cleaned on the aftar-
nom Of each Wednesday and SATURDAY.
and all other streets. lanes and aileyp az
me CITY, shall be cleaned at least once
necessary. All dirt, gar bage, offal, ashea.
dead animals and other refuse matter.
shall be removed from the streets and
covered and other cutters Of the several
streets and the inlets TO all public sewerg
shal! be at all times kept clean and ciear
ofall distractions. u -
Passed al the City Hall, Rent. IL A. n.
1879. HARRY ShARPTEY
President Of CounciI,
Attest :ME. B. Frazer. Clerk OF Coancil,
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CHANGE OF BASE.

Mr.. j. IL. Primrose, manager of the
new Wheeler & Wilson, No. s, Sewing
Machine office, of this city, who has
been he, etofore working under the
Philadelphia office of the company,
made a change of operations. last week,
and connected himself d ractly with the
home office and mandatory of the
company at Bridgeport, Conn.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
AuITnabata ta BILE NuisN nee,

The crying and fretting of sick child
rem is the cause Of sickness, ill-temper
and dis cord in many houses. The little
ones are Eot to blame, the disease that
frets and kills them ~ aggravated by
the doses poured into their poor bodies.
DR.. Flagg's Liver and Stomach Pad
cures without medicine. all infantile
complaints; gives rest to the children
and parents and is a blessing to the
human race. Office No. Z East Fifth
of
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
/, ga'ly 6azs1te.
voorrns is holding the the
pos c'",, "t' in Sussex County, and and
'ns s,,1' .s',. absent from 'ei' IS OIL
fIS'S't' c.",, a. New Castle

.nxo JrAlous.-Really ','s,,'s lne,e -
1,'sf :, If our esteemed and 's'." valuable
s,o,,ry, 'sa W the philadelphia Inquirer a.'
nIss np.,am an, fear of wilmington . es-
y ,Ips Philadelphia nt as a shipping p p0,,, r..
y, h,, no idea of assuming TO DC y,
a4 md therefore the little show o' ''
~ 'oa on the part of the Inquirer II
.ly unnecessary, .,,ow that there
''ipe ou. the fact that winning ming
:" t h., great advantages over Vnlla-
y e., , coal or other shipping point +,
.,ou, M 40 miles nearer the sea, anu
..'inc about seventy miles OF car
an ali the grain or coal tina. "us'
:, n, to Philadelphia for foreign
~, n say nothing Of the time anu
~ Of Juggling ships up and down
belawa-e.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

''ffs MUST ADvANcE.-A
from London says that "the
uncut and trade estimates show
!" surplus wheat in America, Rus
IN the East is 5o5,ooo quarters
1. a ue aggregate deficiency of the
countries, and rise in the nrice
.Di"' '4il' Is therefore anticipated. "
opinion emanates from what is
nsD authority, and as 1t is based
!, general deficiency, it becomes at
.,.s'' s'a' value, and will no doubt
y. s'sa as such in all commercial
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Awards of rhe state Fair,

Among the awards made by the man
a .ers of the State Fair at Philadelphia,
yesterday, were diploma to McLear u
Kendall, Of this city, for carriages, and
silver medal to J. E. Tygert & Co., OF
Smyrna, for the best display Of fertili-
Zers.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
M EDICAL.

From the prague Nationa1:" We
,ngratuh,te DR.. Souvielle on his great
discovery of the principles embodied in
his lung Splrometer. which must do
away with the old practice of treating
lung and bronchial diseases by gross
medicines. We wish him success. Of
flee No, PIG West 4th street.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

,eonle are constantly crying
[wh.re are the police?" Now, the
cannot be everywhere at once
|,bo,e very persons who are com
h, are the very ones who complain
nolice force is increased and there
M, ,,x added TO. We think we
enough of police. They are an
l,l,e luxury; and until we are
able to pay for their keep we had
do without an increase. We
however, no motive in the world
paing the proposed increase in the
force, but that Of economy and a
10 enable the City Council to
he views of their friends, and dis
4, the assertion and predictions OF
enemies. If this expenditure OF
, year is now added to the ex-
Of the city it will be regarded as
ptlon and 10 words will make the
believe that II is not done for
bal effect and through political ia
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

PERsoNAL.-Mrs. John Sparks, of this
city, on Tuesday night started for Min
neapolis, Mimi, on a visit to her son, =,
dent dsbs Of I1ba 5hat IeIfi piacs for some years.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

The hand that rocks the cradle, Is the
hand mat moves the earth. DIR. Bulls
baby syrup Is the best remedy for all
comnlaiuts children are subject to, sIch
as dysentery, diarhga, summer COM
plaint, wind collie, etc.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

ERY day adds convincing proof to
lnaging policy of Secretary John
ban, in keeping two or three hun
billions Of gold and silver stored
In The Treasury and his four or
b banks, This money is costing
Ople the interest on ii every day.
nOf cannot be better established
IS that the government might
peenreceiying greenbacks and bank
for duties long ago. Had silver
en demonelized the country could
resumed specie payments several
before what John Sherman has
pleased to term resumption took
SNerman hords gold by the hun
Millions and his bank pets shout
liver won't circuls'e," in the face
'ac that all the specie circulation
'es in silver, and most of that in
luCh abused and scoiled at silver
d the daddles." There will
atne when people will learn who
he truth and who would deceive
Sah lie done up in rid,cule.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

If functional torpor OF the liver exish,
the element Of the bile will remain II
the blood, vitiaiing that huid snd in1ac-
ing many skin diseases. DE-. BuI1b Daoo1-
more pills are in . most relksble. AveF
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

statement OF The Board of Re.
VI Taxes as to the real and per-
property in Philadelphia subject to
A ior 1880 fixes the real estate
200 at 500, ,l69,3s2; household
e, S'lo4,l72 horses, 81, TOT, ,07O
y. NZ''SlO; pleasure carriages
~' " money at interest, $I4,724,.
.ue sOld watches number 1920
f'' ~a.hes, 367, and of watche.
We neither gold nor silver there
10 This valuation of real ant
v'y property exceeds that Of
N0hS7O, The tax rate is 6.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

Give your neighbor helping hand by
accommodating him to keep DR.. Bulls
baby syrup in his family or al the ills
babies are subject to.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
RECOVERED.

DR.. Courtland f. Quinby, of Hockes-
sin. who was i'll for about four weeks,
has reco vered aud is able to resume his
practicB.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
npEnGFRS AT WORK.

The dredging machine is now at work
in the Christiana, at the foot Of Front
street, ON the south side OF the river.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19


\ peril Of IIea, slesn'n.d' and sometimes even
slced by tls l's,'1eplng in damp sheets''
Dangers Of FIJI tho london sa Lancet among
oaly wise 'ne cnns1 sea ide, and it saws,
ati a sG bsd course course is to insist on ths =,
la Sst Sst being SsAag brought ',ps up S war%' ens
Ill You are sure aD't that stesp t1s in ,ssa, the
w. vlo 'll Ia, Of IBIS Bishop Stevens, Of
u,mna','', s'',' Unchanged. '''0" OF The
I, @n'ns Members Freshmen osa Class ha.
ssl ~ nen. IT, IT, among whom are two
NeeiVed adli,ieea Nae upper classes have s%e
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PRICE ONE CENT

SERVICES AT TRINITY CHURCH.
Trinity Chapel, King and Fifth strests,
services on Sunday SeDtember 11et,
morning celebration Of the Lordb 0up-
per at O'Clock morning prayer, neauy
and sermon at 10.3O o,oIo0k, evonfnI
prayer at a O'Clock; moruiae eanan0
school at 8 o'clock. Rev. Wn. y. Irpss,
u. d. Rector.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
DHE ED.

LIST. On Tuesday ths1eth Inst. :. lsavImia
daughter of Lewis and Ellis nbelh LkGt IN
the 3lst year other age. III IItf VIII
The relatives and friends are inviapd =
attend the funeral from the reSl01hS9 ~
day the 18th instant, at2 O'Clock, ., =,
without further notice. Inteement n -
Wilmington and ,BrandyWine Cemofa1Y,
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-. Aulournmeu, a, g.

kls. All an mo most likely adjourn this
aues ps IN ,ss,,a O'' and it only continues
i'eged illegal vo,ins anw on account of
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
Ihl STATEDAy

'.,s r Fn, Stat. t. day, at the psnnsv,va.
Builsiitr,ua dit at the Permanent Exhi.
20 train cs Philadelphia. An ex-
with hn, ,a'Ie up the p. W. & r..
n.y. Whsr' 'ew y, Passengers belo W
my hve passengers on hoor.y
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19

During the evening the following
orders were directed to be drawn:
l.. p. Lynch, to pay for Commissioner
OH Shipley Run, $15 also same $40 to
pay balance OH McCullin aud McClary' S
properties Thomas Murtal, Sl3S; Will
liam Kyne, $500; VIM. Bacon, SIS ;
Enoch Moore, Jr., 15.; Washington Club
Stables, $50.
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
NORDINANCE ron T1E1@11

A FOR THE BBEaBV
"A OF the Appropriation for the health q
the city for the year 1879.
Be It ordained by the City Counpil,,of
Wilmington, two thirds of ALI the members
thereof concurring = - -''Tr,SeT
Section J.. That the sum OF two hundred
and hfty dollars be transferred nom m
appropriation for salaries 70 The anprOl
prnation for the health Of the city.
Passed at the Citv Hall, Hepi. 10. A. d.
lSI9. AARR Y SAAHkLHY.
President OF Cnune1l.
Attest: :-E. B. Frazer, Clerk OF Coun0il.
sepl9-2t ~ - i-I7S--T@
The daily gazette., 1879-09-19
NEW ADvERTIsEMENra

NJ OTICE-A meeting OF the stockhoId-
~ ers of the Citizens Loan Ass0ciatlon,
VIII be held ON Wednesday evening nexfS
September Path, at Z 30 o'ciock in the usual
place. GEO. G. MARlS. fsf
sep19-5t. 6ecrotsrv. 4,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02
Jhe fnu If the Ching.
DEAD IssuEs-FABLE OF THE BEES.

DEAD IssUEs-FABLE OF THE BEES.
Ton Ewing With large brain endowed,
And larger voice. was talking loud
To Democrats and otherS: 80 efr.'4' =
He warned that gaping Buckeye crowd
avoid touching the od dead issues that related 10
the past present conduct Of Southern brebers
Meanderipg home he CHANGED TO see
Close to his house . maple tree
Old leseess weak, and hollow;
I'll never cut Il down, i" quoth he r 80
because It's unsafe touch Il Il nied tambis Us.
and . serious catastrophe follow" T III
Just then 1t tumbled-snre enough =
Kernop. and mashed his peaceful roof:
Ard from the hollow IN it
Came angry bees-in such huff
And they turned back summerset tow ards very live
thing about the kraal hundred thousand million in
minute -aa-
The hollow maple swarmed with bees
Poor Puss few up the shady trees;
Tray down the well went hewling;
They even stung ancient cheese. ra.-
Until not being able stand it any longer Ii summon
ed all its strength, and the road went bowling.
And Thom.si All! They slew him sore;
A bee stood guard at every pore
And murmured I'VE begun it,
You seldom were behind before I"
His sweled up like elephants and his
SO big that he wore his hat upon IL.
The neighbors chased him when he fed
And found him in q feather-bed
Meath wooden quilts and sheetin';
Mush poultices were on his head
And old farmer cautiously felt his pulse and remark
ed: s.Misguided friend This holfer tree some
thing like them dead issues you told about at the
meetin'r'
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02
SUCCESSFULLY TR6fHD WITH
SANfOaD'S RADICAL. CURE,

TATAREH u Q disease or TIE mucous membrane
" TemperAmenfs and constitutions vary It's severity
succession Of colds. from Sudden change OF afnos
phere. wearing net clothing exposure 10 incirnent
digestive orsans are ID morbid OF inactive condtoa,
and the strength aud vital forces exhausted The dir
from Scarlet Fever Measles. and Dphihcria. in ~Sici
cases the eye and car sre generally involved ami dis
ehsrgsenz aiiis Of r.iter The diseharges fs,m tae
whatever eausethcy arise. be thin and AMI
acid fedncss and excoration Of th .kin
ish, emitting foul odor. or clear and white iko IN,
white % There may an entire lack OF secrc.
oa 11 s
as fiji was encrcled BY tight. unyielding band This
latter phase IS called Dry Caisrrh The free Mastery
thiccprd. rendering breathing through the dill
cus impossible. and the sufferer finds IL necessary
nir rass directly the bronchial tnbcs and lungs.
The niaser paaiag avn - throat create constant
Sse 70 e hawk and % ate t. tn5eS Sa Sos
passing freely down from the and throat. the
Gus hard and forms into scabs incrusaton-,
passages All throat require very persistent efforts
10 disiodge them The eye In sympathy becomes In
lids may Be found glued Together. and matter
ereted IL more OF les quantity The ear also b,eoms
by te
snling frequently IN iai;'nnati9n 1lesrsinn and
are In many affected by cItarh and who pros
trait N e the neIyon; system Is suaeraddca az
Air,efsurxey OF ;his most serious disease ~.rs ell
afflicted with tto iaA; speedy preparation for
rs treatment before It becomes chronic The atyan-
drltly bell We arr 10 be fond in no otter remedy.
lions mark !: raedy. calcui.tcd 70 meet
saer,a IN whi!h ]: j. held " thes, who have been
fred ~ m hc rosf destructive .nd dangerous dsca5c
xiii, :. ,cu Kan ind IA Tod ay lalictcd.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02
Billings, Advice TO Hoe.

by awl means, Joe, get married if you have a
fair show. Don't stand shivering on the bank,
but pitch in and stick your head under, and the
shiver is over. There amt any more trick in
getting married after you're ready, than there
is in eating peanuts. Menny man has stood
shivering on the shore till the river all run out
Don't expect to marry an angel; they have all
been picked up long ago. Remember, Joe, you
amt saint Yourself. do not marry for beauty
exclusively; beauty is like ice, awful slippery !;
and thaws dreadful easy. Don's marry for love
neither love is like q stove, good for nothing
when the fuel gives out But let the mixture
be some beauty beccminsly dressed, with shout
$3.50 in her pocket, a good speller, handy and
neat in her house, plenty of good sense, tuff
constitution and by Jaws, small feet, light step;
add to this sound teeth and a warm heart. This
mixture will keep in any climate, and not evap-
crate Ii the cork happens to be left ont for
two or three minutes, the strength amt all gone,
Joe. Don't marry for pedigree; there ain't
much in pedigree unless it is backed by bank
stocks. A family with nothing but pedigree,
generally lacks sense.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

GET Your PCFFs WHERE You GET Your WORK
DoNE-Heres hit from the Dubuque Herald
that is direct and full Of logic aud sound sense:
"Please give us a rattling notice for this Ell
tertainment," said young man, last evening,
rs he laid down hand bill printed at job off
ice in town.
'Do you advertise 7"
"No, We can't afford it," answered the young
man.
''Then get get your newspaper notices at the
job office where yOur printing was DONE"
And thus are newspapers expected to puff ell
tertainnents for nothing, while managers pat
ronize those who do not publish newspapers.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

SENATOR GROVER AND THE SMALL BOY.-Sen-
ator Grover Of Oregon is q very dignified indi-
vidual. Last summer he was acting as MEN,
Der of the Indian Commission, en- route to the
king backward and forward upon the platform,
awaiting the train and holding himself aloof
from the vulgar throng about him. DESTROYS Of
information, he stopped opposite small shock
headed boy, and with great dignity, said: "My
sou, may ask yon how far it is to the camp of
the Nez Percesf' Yes, sir" promptly answered
the boy, and then came to d full stop. allow
far is it Z" asked the Senator. "Well, burned if
know" replied the boy, with great gravity
Chicago Times.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

THE FOLLY OF HAsTY ACTIoN.-'StOp re
moozeek !" shouted Prince Perrino, rushing fran
tically through the hall of his villa. Re partie
he is break up-one of re guests insolt my wife y
But before the ladies' could get their shawls the
Prince came running back, saying: "Never mind !;
you dance plentee more. Eet is all right-ze
genteelman say he did not know it was my wife. !"
Bosfou Trdreffer
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

A MISTAKE SoMEwHERE.-It is very difficult to
look at the pictures in Harpr's Weekly, of STAN
ley aud five negroes in skif lighting 357, $751;
s33, 544 ST. 1884 0O0, 900 savage negroes all arm
ell with repeating and breech loading rifles at
ten PAGES, without yielding to the impression
that either Mr.. Stanley is given to preva rication
OF the artist has misunderstood his figures
Darlington Harkeye t
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

Ladies

Do you want a pure, bloom
ing Complexion? III SO, .
few applications of Hagan's
MAGNOLIA BALM will graf
ify you to your hearts con-
tent. 1t does away with Sal
lowness, Richness. Pimples,
Blotches, and all diseases and
imperfections of the skin. 1t
oYercomes the flushed appear
ance of heat, fatigue and ex.
citement. ItmakeS q lady OF
THIRTY appear but TWEEN.
TY; and so natural, gradual,
and perfect are its effects,
thatit is impossible to detect
its application.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

YOUNGSTOWN Herald: The Greenback party
still bowls about hard times, and this despite
the fact that two brand new comets have been
discovered within the last two weeks--cOrnets
with tails too. Some people wouldn't be salts
fed if you were to discover three new comets
and new moon every night in the week.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02
JUST PUBLISHED.

elrcfuily revised Treatise catsrrh, vita an
ezra description Of symptoms and sympathetic dis
"a : together with minute directions for cfccting
With SASPoEp's RADICAL CcRE speedy and pcrnia.
cI-rc. Also observations diet AID tho general
nv a vast importanc, to all nfli-tei witt catarrli.
lI Dpsd :',oGt n hottie OF IL. RADICAL cyEE,
4. i .ci-ai,si trs ; ca rccri?t Ct stamp.
- rac'-ar, Of SAN-os p's RADICAL CC2K contains
aniorl's Improyed Inaling Tube. with full dircc-
- Tor use in ii, cases. Price, 81. Sold By all whole
..rir tail druggists throughout the United Suites
. d Canada WEEKS d POTTER. General A9vlss
"a Wholesale Druggists, Boston, Mas
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

ington young lady of the mature age of six pro-
pounded the following question to her amt the
other day. 1t was after the story of the Crea-
ton and the Fall, and she had been meditating
for some time on the moral oft, when she sudden
ly broke out with: "Aunty, after Adam aud Eve
disobeyed God, why didn't he kill 'em and begin
over again ." 1t is not impossible that the ques-
ton has occurred to older people.-Sprinafeld
Republican.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

JOE Cooks PERsyAsIoN.-On some occasions
a timely word of warning will save the Young
from vicious habits. The other day the Rev.
Joseph Cook saw street gamin with bottle
of liquor, and grieved at the sight. said to the
lad: "Son, by the development of the inherent
propensity to Bacchanalian revelry, We iuvou-
tionize to the grade of pachyderm. Qaen deas
ralt perder, priNs demenfdt." This judicious re-
bike had its effect. The good man passed on
Bosfog Post
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

THE tomato is masqueradipg about the mar
ket stalls under more aliases than you can shake
a stick at. They are tomaytoes, tomarters, tom.
mytoes, tonattuses, tomatoes, tormatoes s, and
the other day. we heard woman inquire, show
dye sell yer tornadoes f'-Nesc Hares Register.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

"WHY do the butterflies watt their wings ~
a twenty-five verse poem, by "Esmeralda," is
respectfully declined, with the information tia
they have TO do it or walk.-Ex.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

WHEN an ill-natured fellow was trying to pick
quarrel with pesceable man, the latter said,
81 never had fuss except with one man he
was buried at four O'Clock; it is now halfpast
three
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

"FATHER, have yon seen any thing of my bon :
nett must have left it in this ROOM"
'No, my dear, have not; but will take the
microscope and look for it.n 49, tt1ts :
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-10-02

"How to pat money in your pursc."-OPen
your pocket book, take a greenback between
your thumb and finger, and lay it right in.
That is the way we do it; but We don't often
uraetiee il