The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-04
dNOUNCE OF MIR1II."

L. i'llden wishes 1t understood that he
lit cipher the presidency.
sracted mother; ''If you children make
noise l shall 60 out of my mind.'
nc rip: s.Go on, mother; I'll mind the
oung 'rlns while you are gone.
hen he is q the boy is supposed to have
rown the switch, but that is just the age
4 the GIRL begins to need one. rs,Ss
ne touch of nature: When you get your
frost-bitten. .s
Ia." observed little child refectively,
night. as the first stars came out, s'don't
think that when those stars twinkle that
they must tickle the angels feet ?"
Boston child remarked, after gazing
estly at a man who was bald, but had
" whiskers: "His head was put on up
dowE, wasn't it?''
he Toledo Journal says that hotel man
hunting and killed II ducks and IS
Were the ducks sitting on a fence
,e man who doubles his horn too often
eventually emerge from the little end of
horn.
ennie, did you divide that chocolate with
little brother?" "Yes'm; | took the
sUlhJC dllu gave llllI Vic IdUCt YOU hilU"
fond he is of spelling his letters.
he wife of Horace Silsby, the fire-engine
der, has made her debut as a drainitic
er. She ought to do well, for she belongs
spouting family.
hrmers are just now laying in their
ter's fuel, and the more srown-up
rhters the bigger the wood-pile. Allowance
It be made for sparks.
e lad vague ideas of hol,se-furnishing,
he asked her what kind of caipet he
lld get for the parlnr. She answered !;
minister And then he warmly pro-
ed that it was none of the minister's buSi-
uring the recent trial of a case in New
en, Conn.,, Judge was driven to remark:
e Sheriff will kindly request the gentle
of the jury to desst from eating peanuts
5 is no circus"
Spriengield correspondent speaking of
wonders on exhibition at the State Fair
tions ears of corn 'as large as mans
Well, now, how large is a mans leg =?
There is as good fish in the sea as ever was
ght," and as far as we are concerned they
stay there. We've watched cork bob
two days. and that settles it. One fish a
is no inducement.
hakspeare never repeated. There was a
eG little boy in Kentucky last week who
embledt the immortal bard in this important
lcular. He thoughtlessly twisted mules
No." said Texas lawyer, as he placed a
pie of loaded derringers on the table be-
pre- him. s'the fact that the witness is a
perate man will not deter me from asking
such questions as may deem proper y
Peecher, attuned his voice to a pathetic
/, leaned over the rostrum, the other day
said: "GentleneSs lifts a man out OF
nself.; So will few snitters Of Cincinnati
t-head.
-ampton, of the Stubenville Herald. is un'
Fried. if'he sriift. he ought to insure his
fol he has come out with a declaration
"the difference between woman and al
brella is that there are times when one
shut up all umbrella
u this age of universal failure, it is re,
Fhine to know that once in a while mar
eeeds. The man who deliberately starts
at I O'Clock Saturday night, with th'
laration that he intends to get drunk
leralY accomplishes the task without any
couraging drawbacks usually met with b,
FlnesS men generally.
he girl with the empty pocketbook is thu
that looks into iewvlry store window
ST.
Franklin said that rich widows are the onl,
pnd-lianded goods that will sell at prim
\ Men of genius makes the best husbands;
has too good an opinion of himself, an.
1 kpoor one of women, to be easily governed
Cedar Falls has woman who writes 10
Zee papers. does all her own work, saws am
\ its her own W ood, and who recently whale'
hamp within an inch of his life because II
she ought to get married.
fhoft dresses are all the rage Ill i'ail>
Is is glorious news to the American Wome
Eo Lave grown lett-landed in the har
m STOPPING over to pick up their trail
Janen said he, Il think if you lift YOU
taway from the fire, we might have som
Rt in the room" And they hahn
en married two years either.
A man Who fails enthusiastically to l1co.
p the stinction what Il difference there
Ween the touch of il wumdns hand an
hand of anuthegs is material wasted. IL
.tt to lave been born d"oiknoh.
Fancy feathers will enter largely into ii
mnling Of winter bonnetts. The feather
all natural. not dyed, and are called fant
eause OF the fancitu shapes in which the
mounted.
Rome, Italy. has been startled by a bieye
ee between two ladies', who both belong
best society and are celebrated for the
auty.
The English s,,eieiy Tor prompting the ca
u yment of women has an income OF El-o
ar, and finds employment 'or 30 wom'
hlialiy ...-..,
housands of wemen ghavo painfully %
| sed hal marriage means fewer excursion
d less its, cream.
i fm shaw is rapidly coming into favor +
d enin. wear. Besides being warmer, il
ier than sack or cloak TO c,wer up Il
.iil9 mans arm. UG