The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-06-29
AMONG THE WICKED MEN.

bib lioal hlstory.4 Oshkosh Christian Advo-
cate.
The man who got hold of a hot fire-iron I'M
mediately began game OF drop-poker.-
Temperance Journal
The London Lancet says 'onion Juice will
allay the pain OF mosquito bltes.,' Most peo-
pie will let EN- itch.-lN. Y. Medical Review.
allow much did Baron Rothsehild leave2"
asks an exchange. He left all he had.-[Osh-
kosh Christian Advocate.
Mosquitoes are coming los, 729, 843, 72s, 811,-
OOO,OOO,00O strong.-[Popular Science Month
~.
A tramp never ties an eel skin around his
leo to prevent cramps while bathing. He
knows Il preventive worth two OF that. He
never bathes-[ Herald and Presbyter.
We have seen portrait OF the Ameer OF
Afghanistan. He parts his hair on the iso-
thermal line. This Is enough; let the war
proceed-fO Oshkosh Christian Advocate.
we must bear with the ballots. no, Tor
heavens sake, don't. You wouldn't look
well.-I Herald and Presbyter.
Prof, Swift has discovered q new comet
Comets that don't want to give themselves
away must steer clear OF Observation-Disclosures
tific American.
Miss Duer has been fined $500 for shooting
her friend. The price is SO reasonable that
perhaps she can afford 10 shoot few more
friends at the same rater-[Oshkosh Christian
Advocate.
OH what shall do to be saved? "a
Tue answer is easily sung;
Go steal. rob- ravlsh and XII
Until you can get yourself hung
Herald ard Presbyser.
The pigs of Cincinnati have not been heard
to squeal since the Saengerfest. They are
doubtless sad. Such music was certainly
enough to make an Intelligent pig sad Gin
cinnati Commercial.
Mr.. Weston, what'il you take Fl London
Times Order anything you like to put under
your belt, but don't come home and lecture
LIVERPOOL Globe. Who's standing this treatY
New York Times.
We have purchased a hand organ that plays
"Grandfather's Clock and baby Mine" and
Little Buttercup's Song and The Man In
the Moon,n and we have hired deaf man
without a conscience to play IT under our
enemy's window Herald and PresbyteT.
Now the swell Id style arrayed
Goes forth to promenade.
But willis meath the fervor of the lsunbeam's
And 80 does his collar and his Jacket and his
pants. In. Il IiMess
we learn from Public Opinion that d mule
colt OF Sedalia. Mo-, has i've legs. Nature
never makes d mistake. We have often
when it is kicking out IN 2a7 directions With
its legitimate four. The Nation.
Henry Stanley contributes che following; !;
"How to catch Hons. The desert is composed
OF sand and lions. Take sieve and sift the
desert. The lions will remain, These you
Tor R,ri Tie a purpose gssss New York Herald.
III It were not for the years couched upon
his head, wrote the obituary writer, and then
he got right up and howled when the type
setter rendered 1t, IF 1t had not been Tor his
ears he could have stood upon his head. y
London Times.
The brooklet gai1y wanders
Among the Watereresses.
And now the lively robin
Is singing so inces-
Sanity that nothing will
Stop him but gum,
An art critic describing recent collection
Of bric-a-brac, says: The visitors eye VIII
lain umbrella "a Art Journal. Then he hadn't
better enter the room with q porcelain UNI
brella. Leave 1t outside Herald and Pres
byter.
Says the Scientific American to an erring
correspondent: Sweet youth, II you knew how
even a slight knowledge Of English grammar
a half-term or SO at district school. Es-
| thetic culture Is very charming thing when
it has solid basis Of Lindley Murray. But
man who weds singular verb to q plural
nominatiye would do well to keep his episto-
larry literature out Of a newspaper Office.
Her name was Eva fair of face.
But venomous OF temper.
And sad the destiny of him
| Whose peace she ranked semper;
- Poor mani no wonder that he thought
To break his bonds and leave her.
Since he was , dying Ct The the plague
- - IN. Z. Medical Review.
| The other day a goat butted a circus bill
and Immediately following the sound OF the
meeting Of his head with The bill board came
jar that broke the windows In the neighbor-
hood. The goat has not been seen since, and