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THE ex-Empress Eugene continues

THE ex-Empress Eugene continues
in a state of deep depression. The
Paris Gaulois says she receives nobody
and dimes alone in her own apartment.
She only leaves her room to go into
that of her son. On the first day she
entered 1t since his burial she nearly
tainted on beholding the fatal saddle
which cost the prince imperial his life.
The empress supports herself with the
consultations of religion. When she is
not PRAYING she gets her companion to
read pious works TO her, such as those
Of st. Augustine and Missillon. Her
majesty is stir obliged to take chloral
to obtain sleep. Her friends have tried
in vain TO induce her to change her
residence and go to Spain; she insists
on remainin at Chiselhurst for the
time %trtr4
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san FRANCISCO IN DANGER.

The people living along the line OF the
c. P, and [. p. roads are vitality inter
ested in the welfare of San Francisco,
and q perusal of. the following article
| from the st. Louis I~Ynes-Journdt will
be of interest, even IL the sentiments be
not endorsed. That paper says: THAT
the western development of our railroad
system is menacing the supremacy OF
| San Francisco is no secret in railroad
circles. It is said the daily arrival of
passengers in San Francisco aggregate
5000. Located on the highway of ma
lions, it is not difficult to comprehend
the secret Of her wealth and power.
The glory Of Solomon is hers. The
wealth of the Indies is daily poured in
to her lap. Heir to Solomon's suppos-
ed trade she emulates the tabled splen-
doris of his great city. Change Of COM
mercial centers diverted Solomon's
commerce and his magnificent city was
left an obelisk in the desert San
Francisco, the gem of American cities,
is threatened with a diversion Of her
commerce by the Atchison, Topeka and
santa r. railroad To take advantage
~ winds and c-nrrente vessels leaving
San Francisco sail south about 700
| m;,es IN about the latitude of San
| Dieoo hefore they take their final de-
n.rrro Cor the sandwicb Islands.
| China and .Janan San Diego would
long since have been a ,place of great
conmarciaI ;mnortance had n mot been
| for her isolated nosition and the insecu.
ritv of her barbor. without railroads.
situated ON what ia little better than an
oman roadstead exposed to furious
storma ves.el. Give her n wide birth
and take the Ions and circuitous route
to San Francisco. San Diego. with
her magnificent pos,tion in the very
track ~ nations Ia sacrificed IN the
~;aa,ouav of San Francisco and the i'm.
healthy of our government. which re.
fuses To furnish a dollar Of railroad aid
or construct n n simple break water
..Tbe CITY Of Gnavmas ia not open "a
tbese ob;ect,ona with a barbor sune.
rior 70 that Of San Francisco sbe can
aoat tba nav,es ~ the world Al.
Though not d;rect,v In the great inter.
na,ional ro.,te abe "a near,v I oo0 mile.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

TIE Washington Hrrn!d very cheer
fully puts a good one in on sammy from
a democratic standpoint, when it says
Samuel J. Tllden has taken a coun-
try seat neal Yonkers which cost him
$50, 900 at a bargain. As Mr.. Tilden
neglected to take the seat his country
gave him in 1877, and which was esti-
mated to have cost him much more, we
are glad he has suited himself better at
Last y
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

SALEM, Mass, celebrated on Sunday
last the two hundred and iftieth ami
versary of the organization of the first
Protestant church formed in America.
It may be remarked in passing that
there has been a wonderful change in
the theology preached in that city since
its irst minister lifted his voice in the
theology of his day.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

HENDRICKS ''beards the Douglass in
his hail." Being in New York for sew
eral days he is called upon by a reporter
and merely says in reply to question:
Haven't time to talk Haven't seen
Mr.. Tilden. Have been too busy"
Some lively wire pulling on Sammy's
part will be necessary to offset Tommy.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

THOSE who would see the wonderful
Sara Bernhardt in the United States
must wait for another year, as her en-
gagement doesn't begin until Septem-
Der 1880, Her salary will be 5000 a
performance and 800 a day for pin
money. Mr.. Henry Jarrett, her man
ager, will defray all expenses whatso-
ever incident to travelling.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

Cheerfulness, courage and great ac-
tivity of intellect are engendered by
Fellows Compound Syrup of H%ypophos-
sites, and its capacity Of imparting po-
wer Of endurance to the brain and ner-
vous system is shown in its property of
sustaining persons through mental diff.
culties.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

TEMPERANCE advocates will not
contemplate with pleasure the liquor
statistics. OF home productions we
have Is, 000, 900 gallons more than last
year. That makes about 4S0, 900, 900
square drinks of three fingers each.
Besides this, we imported last year, in
excess of the former year, 4,434,455
gallons. II must cause Messrs. Cough,
Murphy, a al, to open their eyes when
they read such figures.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

1T WILL not be strange if the British
o engage in a wal with the Burmese.
The king Of Burmah seems determined
to resent the interference with his right
Of beheading whom he pleases. He
will have "his own sweet will,n If he
has TO die for It.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

WERE it not for the heavy payments
on arrearages Of pensions and the ex-
travagant appropriations of the last
session of congress, the public debt
would be decreasing at the rate of &c.
600, 600 per month insteadof $1,000, 900.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

RETRIBUTIvE justice visited a Pin
afore troupe down south. All the sis
tiers and cousins and aunts were strick-
en- with yellow fever. And still the
country is being overrun by P%inafores.
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Brinker Collegiate Institute.
Boarding School for Males and Females.
DENVER, COLORADO.

FACULTY.
Joseph Brinker, Sen. President.
Mrs. Lizzie G. Brinker, Matron and Princi-
pal OF Music Department.
Prof. d. Z. Reese. A. B., Ancient Languages
and Mathematics
Prof W. J. Waggener. A. b., Sciences.
Prof. Henry Bloch, Phil. D.. Modern Lam
guages.
W c. Brinker, Principal OF Commercial
Department.
". o. Brinker, Principal intermediate De-
partment.
partment.
Mrs. F. T. Rushmore. Teacher Painting and
Drawing.
TERMS: Board for 20 weeks. $40: washing.
75c per dozen. Tuition, in primary depart
ment. for 20 weeks, $40; intermediate depart
ment, SIS; collegiate department, $50, music
department, $50; painting and drawing. SIS;
fancy needle work, SIS.
Fall term opens Sept. l. 1873. Send for cata-
iogue. JOSEPH, DRINKERS,
auli-d1m President. Box Mss
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

THINGS look very badly in New
York for the republicans, and no mis-
take. Nothing but the most serious
laundering on the part of the demo-
crats can give the republicans a chance
- Io&or
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

If the democracy lose everything
this fall they propose to put up Davy
Davis as a forlorn hope. He may grow
thin over the result, and that will do
Davy lots of good physically.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

AS A fitting recognition of a great
man and his value to the world, the
remains Of Sir Rowland Hill, the found
er Of cheap postage, are to be buried in
Westminster Abbey.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

GEN. EWING feels sort of lonesome
since the democratic state committee
has abandoned him to his fate in order
to capture the legislature Of Ohio.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Acard.

To all who are suffering from the errors and
indiscretions OF youth. nervous weakness,
q receipt that will cure YOU FREE OF
This great remedy wa discovered
BY missionary In South America Send a
T. 1NHAn. Station D. New York. ALLY
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

In Bombay, India, the poor are kept
from starvation only by giving them
employment on the public works,
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

ALFONSO was not obliged to ask the
"old governors for the hand of his afi-
ancee, but he had to ask the consent of
his cabinet ministers.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

LIBERIA, the American-African re-
pablic, gets no more emigrants from
America.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

LAST month there was coined at the
Philadelphia mint new coin to the value
of 50, 23s, 4s7, of which s1,s76.o55 was
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

WE ARE occasionally reminded that
Leadville is a mining camp by the re-
ports of the diurnal shooting scrapes.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

Mr.. HENDRICKS will also speak in
Ohio. You see Ohio would make a
valuable auxiliary to his kite for 1880.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

Now for Maine next week. Keep NJ
the interest.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

CONSTITUTE Healthy BLOOD, Muscle and
Nerve and Brain Substance, while Life
itself is directly dependent upon some
OF them.
By its union with the blood and its ef-
feet upon the muscles. reestablishing the
one and toning the other, 1t is capable of
effecting the following results
1t will displace or wash out tuberculous
matter, and thus cure Consumption.
BY increasing Nervous and Muscular
vigor, it will cure Dyspepsia, feeble or
interrupted action OF the Heal and Pal
pitation, Weakness of Intellect caused by
grief, worry, overtax, or irregular habits.
of the Lungs, even In the most alarming
stages.
1t cures Asthma, Loss Of Voice, Neu-
ralgia, st. vitus Dance. E%pileptic Fits.
whooping Cough, Nervousness. and is a
most wonderful adjunct to other remedies
in sustaining life during the process of
Diphtheria.
Do not be deceived by remedies bearing
a similar name: no other preparation is a
substitute for this under any circum-
stances.
Look out for the name and address ]. 1.
FELLOWS, st. John, N. B., on the yellow
wrapper In watermark. which is seen by
holding the paper before the light.
Price. sl.5o per Bottle. six for $3.50.
Sold by all Druggists.
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WILL ARRIVE
!. the 18th, to be consulted until the
Both of September,
DR.. FIattery,

Formerly of New
York. Australia
and san Francis-
co, Q o Ing
y y 5 ician, and
founder OF the
"Harveyan Pri-
waite Medical In
~stitute.'' Rooms
at Inter Ocean
hotel. Cheyenne,
Wyo. No mer-
curry or poison
Gus drugs used
Has new rene
ldies for Nervous
= Al 4
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

HAYT1 is still raising Hades.
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THIS PAPER PP1 E1 sS s7s3 Sa On els q. Geo
Advertising Bureauu espruce ST. where advertisfnu
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

Al our Grand Extraordinary Drapings are
under the Supervision and management Of
GENERALS G.. T. BEAUREGARD and
JUBAL A. EARLY. aul3-was&wiw
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-09-06

Responsible Corresponding Agents wanted
Mt ali prominent points, to whom a liberal
compensation Will be paid.
Application for rates to clubs should only
be made TO the Home Office In New Orleans
Write clearly. stating full address. for FUR
Their Information, or send orders to
NJ. A UACPHIN,
p. o. BOX 692, New Orleans, La.
No. ais BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
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SATURDAY, SEPT. 8, 1879.
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and Perfector of Assimi-

Fellows Compound Syrup is composed
Of Ingredients identical with those which
Constitute Healthy Blood. Muscle and
Nerve and Brain Substance. while Life
itself is directly dependent upon some
OF them.
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A Splendid Opportunity to Win a For
tune. NINTH GRAND DISTRIBUTION
Glass / at New Orleans. TUESDAY. Sep
TENDER 9th, lS79-ll2h Monthly Drawing
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DIED..

ARMIES. At Saratoga SPRINGS. NY. August 2lst
1879, Prof. JOSIAH O. ARMIES, OF this city.
BURGESS. On "Wednesday, August 10th tlS79
GEORGE MILLER burgess, beloved con Of VIM. and
Myre BurTes, AGED three years, one month and
eight days.
Funeral from parents residence. No llo7 PARK
Place, between and streets, on Saturday, Au-
gust %. ut 5 O'Clock pm.
DRUMM0ND. On Thursday, August II, 1872 q
~ pm, of consuu rton, MINNIE, eldest daughter
of Willis and T. r. Dfummond.
streets northwest, at 80 m on Saturday, the 2vd
inst. Friends Of the family invited.
carp. On the morning Of August 22d, 1879. ct 3
his age
Notice Of funeral hereafter
LAWRENCE At Carlisle, Pa, August 10th, 1879.
DAVID III. LAWRENCE, ssed sixty -four yeara
Funeral from his late residence, 250S & streef.
Saturday, 23o instant. pm. Friends invited
MILLER. August goth, 1879. BLANCHE a.. dsugh-
ter OF Albert and Mary Miller. assd IL month";, I
week and days.
MORGAN. On Thursday, August 2lgt, 1879.
SUSAN MORGAN, In the eighty fifth year OF her aRe.
Funeral from late residence, ga Twenty Socon0
street. on Monday, August 25th, ~ B 80 q m Re-
QUEEN n ass 1t ST. Stephens church - y An n
C'CONNOR At 10 am. August 22d, 1873. Trxo-
THY OCoNNoR, In the seventeenth year OF b. age..
dence. No $50 + street northwest, At o'ciock On
Sunday.
TAYLOR On Ausust 20. 1879, Of 90 o,caooa
pm MARY H. wife of H. Taylor, jr, and dsugh-
ter Of the late Richard w Pokinhorn
Funeral froa. the residences OF her mother ol2 r
street southwest on Saturday, the 23d Instant G
m.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1879-08-22

NoT ON THE BILLs.-At the last presentation
or Buffalo Bits play at the Opera House. 10
Denver, there was quite sensation. caused by
some practical Outrager. There are several
pictures" as the profession terms them
fabeauX, the spectator calls them-dur1ng the
play. One OF these is the Mountain Meadow
massacre, which Is Illuminated and Intensified
by all the glory and glare OF blue and red fire
some one surreptit1ously mingled quantity or
RED pepper with the material for producing
tinted name, and the result was some what sur
pfisfng and created CONSERVATION among the
pro tenn. corpSeS. The admiXture, instead OF
burning with serene halo, went on tear, sput-
tered, flashed, splaShed, Sparkled, Missed, crack
led and flew in flery blister1ng showers over tie
hands and faces OF the boys who held the pans
and over those OF the dead whose vitality was
restored In miraculOuSly natural manner
One Of the murdered women, who Law prone
upon her back, with her head horribly gashed
and yawning, bleeding slit cut across her
beautiful throat-dead as q door nail-was
Splashed and revived with startling suddenpess
She howled, groaned and Topped over eXclalm-
ing: ''0h! oh! My God. My eyes are burned
out! FL die" Other corpseS wrlthed, rolled
Topped, hOwled and groaned. An immoderate
amount of profanity dubbed from resurrected
lips, and resurrected lungs poured out vast
volumes OF hard, hoarse coughs as the curtain
cut the sight from the auditory. As to the au-
dience. The pungent fumes and Irritating
smoke inundated the hall and convulsed the
spectators with an irresistible cough till it
sounded as II the place was an exaggerated
pond, filled with shoal OF elephantic nevis
all barking for capital prize. Several OF the
but none were seriously burned.-[Omaha Her
MID
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NHANCERY SALES.

By virtue Of decree of the'supreme Court III
OF the Pr Ristrie st Of Colnm1ia PASSED in equity
aSs in q w s for
az h9 r tsa M o this ss y ,s.
fronting On scntS stree. and aeossa svenne Be-
sTe.n 18th streessss and public space BEGINNING
Forth us feet Sh inches th s south gsstsry
Of thence the western 70
dary nes OF said lot to street thence eas. IS feet
a91s The street aa 10 the St ~ Of
No: 90. in IquaTe 10. $40. beginning is feet from
aSresa sou q fsd aa f ps
east 20 feet thence north l36 feet inch to the b.
s sbn improved by small frame house. (No.
Q; the same day, at $50 O'Clock p m lot E. in
ss OF o. M rs
ard streets north improved by five two story
On WEDNEgDAY. the Sd day Of September. A.
p: 1879 at O'Clock pm, Lot No. 49, in square No
sss as1 pnS sd ~ three NOs
Rss Il m No
Turning west is fest inches sait % pnblc
soYt ne % e
sey to III street by
at eclock No.. par. Of lot No; 81. in square 4s4
re- On west eide OF If street 50 feet soa
thssse south e feet theme west Is feet thence
NORM 10 1eet thence east 10 feet to the beginning,
subject to private alleys over portion of ssms in
proved BY . two,story Brick House (No. TAG 9th
Or the same day, at 80 O'Clock M; Lot No. IL,
by three story brick house. (No. Sll 9Th street
northweet)
On the same day. at O'Clock pm Part of Lot
No II, In square No. 454 beginning strest 20
feet west from northeast corner Of lot running
theree vest 20 feet thence south 10S feet, thence
east 20 feet and thence north l0S feet to the begin
MI y. with the right OF way over rrivste alley in
ear Improved by til ree-story brick house, 40.
6lS II street northwest)
Terms of sale One-fourth of the purchase money
In cssh, and the residue il three equal ipstalments
IT sz twelve and eighteen months, with interest at
ex rtr cent per aEnum; or all In cis, at the pur:
chater's option deposit of $3.50 will be required
on each lot or part Of lot on day of sa'e Convey.
aEciL z at purchasers cost
REGINALD FENDALL Trustee
STfIGER LIEBERMANN, Auctioneers.
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THE LEADING NEWSPAPERS
THE EVENING STAR.
THE WEEKLY STAR.

The proprietors OF THE STAR present to the
pubic us daily and weekly editions, respective
", as not only the cenapletest and best, but also
Inc cheapest epiteme OF events. occurring at the
national capital, and OF general news as well, to
De 1ound anywhere. How well the public I'M
oerstands this is conclusively shown by the ex-
ceptona1ly wide circulation they both enjoy,
not In the City of Washington alone, but
throughout all the States and Territories.
In order that the reader not now familiar with
the paper and its strong hold on the public may
understand at glance upon what elements its
great popularity is based, the opinions OF some
OF its contemporaries as to Its merits are ap-
pended. 1t is needless to add that no person Is
SO good judge Of the value of any given news
paper as the men who conduct nen spapers
themselves.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1879-08-22

TALK OF ANNEXATION IN CANADA hear q
great deal or talk here about annexation. This
question has already been lightly discussed by
the press In the United States, but you would
be surprised to know how seriously tt is dis
cussed here. They discuss and compare the
two forms OF government; it is not rare thing
TO flhd Canadians more thoroughly democratic
than the statesmen" and they are not at all
backward In advocating annexation. JUDGED.
II is talked on the streets, and l have seen IL
limited at In the press Men have, in my pres
ence and hearing, pictured Ia glowing colors
the BENEFITS that would follow annexation, and
have strongly and openly advocated Il. think
IL the people OF the United States only knew
how ripe and ready is the sentiment in Canada
Tor annexation my compatriotS would be NOV
ing In the matter. think can safely say. from
the observation l have thus far been able TO
make, that Canada is ready.
may have omitted to explain that the an
nexation sentiment In the dominion is for the
annexation or the United States to Canada.
mention this because perhaps IL may be neces-
sary for the proper comprehension OF the fore
going paragraph.-lBob Burdette's Letter from
Canada.
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THE GREAT DOUBLE TRACK,
National Route and short Line 20 the

THE GREAT DOUBLE TRACK.
and sonthWs:t.
TO take sefi aaHVnHeeWS l Nf1 IA 1s at
G1sre1ss toa E .P Gy Sundays to
Breakfast 1t Relay station. ~ -''s- ''-'' N'-''''
mon sasba4e snd Tay ee
rick and way, via Relay)
81 socss
WINCHESTER, Hagerstown and way stations.
es9 70 aes YS2P and
10fs deasssG an: and
Valley Branch except t. Sunday Ihr9uSh osr 70
Sn 70 aay Sa Graf
-! 300 q m-tOn Sunday only-Baltimore, Annapo-
1000 a m.-Bsttmore x1press. Stops at Blsaens-
burg College, Beltsvile, Laurel. Annapolis juno
1910 p m.-Baltimore. Annapolis. Ellioott City
1so m s7oEe YoIn Philadelphia. and Boston
s:sS m-fon Sunday 70 only: Baltimore and Way.
50 m-Baitimore s slsd ss i and Laurel
Express Frederick. via Relay. Stops at Annapolis
ABS 2: m.-tPoint Of Rocks, Frederick, Hsgers-
town, Winchester and Way ststions On Sunday to
z:i0p. m Baltimore. Annapolis and Way Sta.
Day Norfolk Passengers taken In the cars direct to
boat at Canton. Stops at Bladensburg and Laurel.
$50 p. m.-Point Of Rocks and Way 6tations-
TOO p. m.-fBaltmore and Way Stations
$40 p. m.-tBALTIMORE EXPRESS. ELLIOTT
s$ Sas R;a;|f$HzsAao, COLUMBUS AEpR1rrs
Pntsbursh except s Tnday2 mr.,
AND BALTIMORE EXPRESS. Stops at B!adens-
burg and LAUREL: sleeging car to New York. and
II 90 p. mist Louis and Cincinnati ExpresA
Pullman Cars.
tDaiiy. tSunday only. Other trains daily, except
Sunday.
All trains stop ut Relay Station.
For further Information apply At tho Baltimore
and Ohio Ticket Offices, Washington Station, and
sos, 6l9 and 1895 Pennsylvania avenue where orders
viii be taken for BaT1age to be checked and received
at any point In the city. W. n. CLEMENTS.
Master Of Trxnsportatiou
L. II COLE, Genera Ticket Agent
GEO. 8 KOONTZ. General Agent myl7-tr
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LEE FAMILY HAMNER.-There is one thing
no FAMILY pretends TO be without This is q
hammer. And vet there is nothing that goes to
make up the equipment OF domestic estab-
lshment That causes one-half as much agony
ana profanity as q hammer IL Is always an
Old hammer with handle that is inclined to-
silver, and always bound TO slip. The face Is
as round as a full moon and as smooth as glass
When it strikes nall full and square, which IL
has been known to do the act win be found to
result from combination OF pure accidents
The family hammer is one OF these rare articles
we never profit by. When II glides OF a nail
head. and maShes down couple OF fingers we
unhesitatingly deposit It In the yard, and OBJ
serve that We Will never use IL again But the
blood has hardly dried on the rag before we are
out OF doors In search OF that hammer and ready
to make another trial. The result rarely varies
but we never profit by IL. The awful weapon
gees on knocking OH our nails and MASKING on
joints and slipping OF the handle, TO the confu-
sion or the mantei ornaments and breaking the
commandments, and cutting up an assortment
or astounding and unfortunate antics without
let or bfhdrance. And yet we put up with ft.
ard put the handle On again. and lay Il where
IL won't get lost, and do up our mutiiated and
smartfng fingers, aud IL the outrageous thing
should happen 10 get lost we kick up regular
huilabaloo until IL is found again Talk about
the tyraDniZing influence OF a bad habit! IL %
not TO be compared to the family hammer
Young Scientist.