, 1879-08-02

py; but wouldn't II BE- untnd ot Us to plow
MIN TO martyr hlnself even In 80 noblc causs
ns making two OF thrGc women hapby, has,yu.
lhotc few generous ones tho world 80 mueh s
ticrds1 l wonder Tint yol tnyn never brcn
struck with shs noble anotsIon. Did you ict
co,iccaln'cnt prey like worm on rour datnasE
cheek, bcctin,o discouraged BECAUSE she IoiitS
notntocs tnthe tcakcttIe.' Or dt1 your crucl
narcnts break up Tint cfuponcnt with tho far
mnlden Of Isl 1sco by figures that YOU hnye
becn brought up In a dfsconrannR nefQhhor.
rss, S T Fort! Y Yea % .pne gs goo xna Ia, onsa Se
cheated out nf u Hce lIusbill1. fou nsetl soma
cuto WOMAN to brush nway few cobwebs Mlnt
little self-cplEctt RIB nj little tiItt md quile
ard i' L III SI III, .ors % loe ao a wese 's V on,
madcn1y, mature. enlane!,Iated, fntcy lree and
fatntliar With tic btreslnn sccnra. Id ba tempt.
cd. There, nov, Chat. California, nh1 tAe
rest nro listcnER y !s quecr ti1at lad{ nnd
dozen on Tho pul Sfvo to tlnd out what they
ars talking about
Rttcrswcct, i won't call you youur fresh
and EuslIng, though AN inclined to t!,lnx vol
wri.o 20, md vtce-verra. Il SPOKE on, general
prlnclpiea in The cta,,sn you Qt,Dte1. lTusb ,n1s
aro not quite MI tea1ouslY se'0sf, tours (t) fns
ttstance) atly moru than. fathers are alt Ecner.
Bhtersweet.. tsnat were | tho young gen.1clnan
Son know ot, or IN fact auT otlser, sou might
bDil your bread IN thu frying PM, md season
your cake With garlic aitl onion, and l wouldn't
On tnlltng. YOU write nicely abuut brothers
WIS truly lone chicken, my bro,hets n1ld sis
ters oil bclng years older tiiu,I tnysnlf; but:1 al
ways thought biz. brothers n nuisance,
sSu,s @an 10 oSf ts ss s adeS n' others curs
happened to slutnolu upon for that everlasting
"huw-1ly.motller-u Not long pRo
! apent the winter with q sister whosr huabltd
Ind oeen qnsto while in that stnEe whcro
strong on that point. "My mo.l,cr" made bet
appearance so Often, saw her waliug
IL tue soup, turning somersaulis Oh
the pancake and dancing In the butter, unit! /
to mr sister rhanEc. Now, bo 1t Known tl.at
father to ''us girls :" Is the ono rod nnlohg men,
unl wlat l!c can't 80 asr,t worth doing, amt wa
put our tlcas together, my sister antl I, nn' 70.
indeed. Whit my rapa did, and what lo dii
nut. #ns recitGd The iltst thing 1u the morning.
At every meal, and as oftcu between as obpor,u.
nitv occurred, the last Thug before retiring, nnl
assrr bm y st up cy oT os nE
climax OF this was reached when Que dar he
was fixing tho roof Of the back porch. md, los
lhE his foothold, b. landed In barrel Of dirty
washing su!la, uld my sister, equal TO the ocea.
Bnn+ rushed trnnttca1ly out and cnlphatfcaily
avowcd that "tny napa ncyor did like that" He
threw the hummer with such forco It wasn't
found until lite next aprtng, but from that Tins
the way "'ny mother" and .my father, did
Chat, after reading your letter was think
ing, II the nnn.,uortallty ut women could only
bo proved, what consolation The divorco Of
sutcdc Hnuld be to sonlo weary ones. IL the
most marciful thing Qol cvcr did would DO to
banlsh woman from this world and The other.
II you arc In earnest, 1aalph Raekst1aw, I have
sotno hopes Of you. You arc at least sensible
grand finale Of blss, instead of waiting to hcap
9. torrent ut fault-tinaiiig upon an innocent,
thoughtlcss wlfc. Mix a little common sense
with tue tat1yin your courtslp aud, II your hap~
piness depends upon her knowing how to mako
bread. With BAKERS broad only eight cents per
Loaf, why, tell ler 90 like au houcst man (unless
you ore afraid she will take you at your worl),
And r!netY'nIno. chances Ia 100 arc that next
Sunday night she will delight your adorus
heart With three kinds Of bread mud a dish Of
las,y pudding for lunch. And sho "hates to
wash dishes, dues sla1 We'll, must credit her
With putting It very mild indeed. Nov. II
were Obliged to wash dishes 1,095 times ycar,
H. s0a ss f. sa"s sas s ss sps TSaa' a I'd re as Ss
without girl week or two, say my pfaYers
night, morning, alld Rftcr every meal, that tllero
maY b. no diRhos to wash III Heavou, unless tho
men llavn to wash them.
Just tho tllne 10 learn holisekcept ping. Every.
thing Is so sweet nnu hearts arc 50 light tliut
SOUR bread an.t heavy caile will be q healthy
change; somebody has to cat It; II not huk-
band, tlen tic father and brothers OF the girl,
and mau that ran't staul tl!at little sacrifice,
when Il Is for his OWN benefit too, With cheer
Iul stomach, isn't worth cooking for. Desides
this, tt Is on1y preparing Jon' both tor bItteser
fruit. for there are worse things In massimony.
Ralph aud Mary Ann. than sour bread, and
don't you forget 1t. It seems to NC untess You
are very oHtrnFagapt Young man, and expect
to keep up oil your own tuxurles and useless
tfa1 1tI..+. nfatt
EXPENSES. dress IN style, board, md take caro- OF
i've or six old maid aunts, sisters, or cousins,
a1ld make numerous presenta to your family, on
Just what Il took to support you before mar
Now. Il was your Mary Anu, I'd do some cat.
eth!zllsg too; Ia ask It your mother had taught
you to bring IN the coal. put up stove, hut1d
decent fire, shakc carpet, fall over clothes
bnaa;skes, os hummer yoNr tilt:,b: without a9y
on a button nicely, wait half an hour
for dioncf patiently, get up on :
winter night for paregorlc gracefully, and To DO
YOU TO spend your evcnInes at homc, to read
aloud, not get drunk, nor to whistle when tho
baby was asleop. mud ever 80 nauY more Iul-
portan. things: ansl Il, Sic hadn't, I'd postpone
to learn, asi,tt yuu wouldn't learn, I'd give ron
piece Of my miud and waik!ng.atlcls. and i'm.
medlately SET ~ cap Tor anothtr fellow. II
this pudding nllair Is only an excuse for an
once, while 1t costs ku little money and 30 few
Tears. f0r a poor excuse Is batter than nonu. l
heard, not lnuE ago, OF q Ma1's dlyorc!nE h!s Gu
g.ayeaemt because hs atllaneed tlfdu't know how
to k!ndlo Esc,-a,,d assured him that 1t was
!nab's business 10 build tho morning ifres- Mr..
Raiph, In nlercy's natno "don't do It," Don't
discomnloae yoNrsu!t nta entirely ruin hcr
nil. In ~