The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-12-04


face ihe death storm Of Doaclson Asd
yieksbArv, and give bsek bow for Slow
bat whsn be slAwed yoaf whiskers, and
palled your hAir, aud twisted yoaf nose.
yoa bal 20 take Il. When The ,handers
OF war poeBded in year ears, you ses
year faces toward tbs batteries had ad.
vsnced with steady tread bat when he
turned % toe terror of bis warwheop
you advanced in--ihe other direction,
aud mighty glad Of the chance, TOO,
When be called for soothing syrup, dld
Soa veainre to throw ca, any side re.
marks abon, certain services being un.
becomlhg "a oill3er and geatlemah1 No,
is6u gos ill ffhc ordered bis psp bottle,
nnd is wasn't warm, did yon tax baee5
sud warmed IT, You even descended 50
!. far Ia your mental ofkte xs 70 take
suck at that warn, insipid stuff yourself,
1 10 see II il was right three parts water
to one Of mix, touch Of sugar to modify
The collie, aud drop OF peppermint TO
kill those Immortal hieeoughs. can
taste that Stuf yeti
4 Aud how many things you learned as
you went along Senlimentaly young
folks still took stock iu that beautiful old
saying that when baby smiles in its sleep
because the angels are whispering 10 him.
Very pretty, but TOO tbin-simply Wind
on the stomach, my friends. II the
baby proposes TO take walk at his usual
honr- -haipsst Two in the morning
didn't you rise up promptly and remark
with mentaI addition which wouldn't
improve 4 Sunday school mucb) that that
was the very thing you was about to
propose yourself? Oh. you were nnder
good discipline. And Gas you went hut-
teriug up aud down the room In your I'M
dress uniform, you no. only pratlle M
dignified baby talk, but even tune up
your martial voices and try 10 sing
Rock.a-by baby on the tree top, for In
stance, What spectaoI for an army OF
the Tennessee And what an sfdiction
for the neighbors, too, for II isn't every
, body within a mile around that likes
/ military music at three In the morning.
, And when you had been keeping this
sort OF thing up for two or three hours,
aud your little velvet head intimated that
nothing suited him like exercise and
noise, aud propose to fight 1t out on that
line II II took all night-Go onl What
did you do? You simply went on TIL
: you dropped in the last ditch,
| like the idea that baby doesen't
;, amount TO anything, Why, one baby is
= just a house and front yard full by it.
self; one baby can furnish more business
than You and your whole interior depart
ment can attend TO; he is enterprising,
!. irrepressibe, brimful OF lawless activities
do what you please you can't make bin
!, stay on the reservation. Sufficient unto
/, the day is one baby. As long as you are
Ia your right mind don't you ever pray
j. for twins. Twins smonDt toa perman
ent riot aud there ain't any real difference
! ce between triplets aud an insurreetion
Among the three or four million era
:, dies now rocking In the. land are somt
which this nation would preserve fol
ages as sacred things II we could know
which ones they are. For in one OF thes'
- cradles the unconscious Farragut OF th'
! futureis at this moment teethlng. Thinl
I, of i'll aud putting in word OF dead ear
nd nest, unartioulated, but perfectly justiti
able, profanity over It, too; In anothe
:. the future renowned astronomer is blink
= !, ing at the shining Milky Way, with but
a langnid interest, poor little chap, ant
wondering what has become Of that othe
- one they call the wet nurse; 10 another
\ the future great historian il lying, ah'
doubles. he will continue TO lie Till hi
earthly mission is ended; in another, ID
- future PRESIDENTS busyiDg himself wit
y no pfofounder problem OF state tnal
what the mischief has become OF his hal
Aa 30 early, and 10 mighty array OF othe
a. cradles there are now some 10000 office
s seekers getting ready to furnish bin OF
i caslou to grspple with that same old pro
"a bIem a second timel Aud in still on
!, more cradle, somewhere under the nas
:. the future illustrations commder Ia cbi'
a. the American Earmies isso little bn
de ned with his approaching granieu
:, and responsibilities as TO be giving b
whole strategic mind, this moment, I
irving 10 find out some way TO get b
n own rig Toe into his mouth-an achieY'
!. ment which (meSning no disrespecD Il
:. illustious guest OF this evening oil
- turned his attention to some ffty-sl
~ ~ years sgol And II the child is but Il
na prophecy Of the man there are nigh
lew will doubt that he succeeded.