, 1879-05-03
PERSONALS.

/ oANaS AAuok bEE04A0 a I4G4uu6E Q1 III.
| O'Leazy's school for runners.
It is painfully evident, Mr: Davis, that liz;
Hayes is the one to be sootaed-
The Queen Of the May is so hoarse that
she can't speak above whisper. -.
It appears that few people in Texas lire
/ long enough to die a natural death.
.Advice to Uncas: Go to Parole, thou
s1uegard; consider his ways, and do likewiss.
Perhaps something was the matter with
Uncas' stomach-too much wine, for instanes.
Miss Oliver: is a popular Brooklyn preacher,
f>and the ladies OF her congregation are perfectly
safe.
Mr.. loves proposition to fight Logsnis
clearly unfair. One southerner can wnip frs
Yankees.
Senator Blaine and wife and Gail Hama-
ton were guests at G recent dinner in honor Of
Wade Hampton. :'
In case there is any fighting to be done,
our German Minister'S college training will be Of
good service to him.
Roscoe Conkling ought to be reconcilsd to
his daughters choice OF husband. Shs mfehs
have married coacnman.
Why is Representative Lowe so extremely
anxious to whip Senator Logan! Is be 4 relative
of the late Lindley Murray!
According to an Eastern paper, Hiss Kol-
logg goes abroad to marry distinguished member
OF Royalty. Poor Cetewayo:
Tennyson gets $15 line for every scrap
OF poetry he writes; and really be may say his lines
have fallen in pleasant places.
Nav Orleans has a "Hadly- Ever Tenn
perance Society, "-~the ''hardly ever" retetnngro
the times it is sober, We suppose
The Brooklyn preachers nre trying Mr.
Talmage for falsehood and deceit, because, 1t ap-
pears. they want monopoly Of both. ii,
Pedestrian Brown, We are told, IS called
t'Blower" because he has lots Of wind, and 1t II
wind which blows no good to Rowelt aud Ennis.
Thirteen lawyers defend Cox, the mqr~
dercr of Col. A1ston, at Atlanta. The result OF
the trial. nevertheless cannot be worse than hang
ing.
Madame Ristori and Julia Ward Howe
have been giving readings together in Rome for
the benefit Of the Gould Home, from Marie Stu.
art"
The Khedive Of Egypt is so hard up that
he often "puts np"a mummy for small bottle,
and he is anxious to sell the pyramids at rcason:
able figure.
Kansas offers peculiar temptations to- the
colored race. Much OF the country being prairie-
land, high trees In which chickens may roost are
very scarce.
An exchange says: "The remains Of a
prehistoric people have been found in Ohio" Pcor
Ehings' Why did they pcrishr We're there 10
more Offices! =:
Just previous to her departure for Europe,
Nies Kellogg, we hear, was ''smothered with
1lsses." We thought Clara Louise Sas old enough
o know better.
The. f1rmness Of Mr. Hayes backbone IS
he more astonishing to Zach Chandler from the
acI that the President takes nothing stronger than
rab- apple cider. - -
John T. Raymond, we learn from au East
IN paper, punched the head Of landlord in that
ection OF the country because he thought there
yns millions in it.
The President appears to have been omit.
ed in the distribution Of :Mr. Davis celebrated
ooth!ng-sirup. He was actually so harsh aud un'
ind as to veto the Army bill.
Mr. Ta}mage preached last Sunday on
: David and the Philietincs." In illust1aton'
ouptless, of the manner in which he IL to o'es-
ONE the Brooklyn Presbytery.
Bob Ingersoll is doubtless right, There :
rooably Is no such place. and euch men as iseh.
res, the Nebraska murderer, 60 to Hearen be:
ause there's nowhere e!sc to 90. 4.r
An exchange says that Gray, the mau who
red at Edwin Booth. should travel abroad ~
zaf-killer. This Is ptece OF Cxa1-casn1 It shs
Expense Of Mr.. Gray's shooting.
Lord Beaconsheld is said to boast that be
ever owned i witch or an umbrella The boass
robably solves the mystery OF the disappearance
~ great many OF these articles.
An exchange says: According to: oil
le reports, King Alfonso Is to marry At least
ozen Princesscs." Wig, the hofzid young MOI
ION! Hes worse than John ". Young.
If Mr. Tennyson is bibliopbile, observes
a English journal, he must be pleased. and u m
nota btbliophile, he must 5e amazed, At tns:
rices paid for drst editions OF his works :'''
Mr.. De La Matyr says that he introduced!
,e bill for the Issue OF that billion OF two OF green
lcks merely to oblige friend, Nr- De La Astyt
an exceedingly obliging person. TO ACCOMMODATE
friend be will make Il fool Of himself.