The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-10-30
MULTUM IN PARVO.

MULTUM IN PARvO.
"A MAN with very little Judgment Il
apt to have it warped.
YOU'VE bees strike out for themselves
when it's swarm weather.
THE census en,mcrators next year
are to do their work in June.
The most important fishery ques-
tom is: "Have You got bite?'' /
ANY girl has right to look at a mil
liners window and wish she had rich
husband. @
AN Albany man advcrtises for f" a
girl to work in hair" He is evidently
. bachelor. -
Cats have nine lives, and being bound
to live every one of them, they stay up
nights to do it.
NEVER bang the head of a child. If
it is little girl you may bang her hair.
m o. Pcaywac.
The Ute doesn't want the white
mans pillow, but he takes kindly to his
gun.-Syracuse Herald.
The picnic season has vanished like
a beautiful dream, and brass bands have
found other employment.
The annual amount of pin-money re-
quired by married women depends on
whether they use diamond pins or roll
ng-pins.
WHAT is the difference between a
farmer and bottle of whisky? One
husbands the corn, and the other corns
the husband.
CUISINES SUITS" says an advertise
ment. So it does and the more there
is of it the better it suits, providing it is
profitable. Sentinel.
MARIE CHRISTINE has begun the
study of the Spanish language. When
Alfonso speaks to her she is going to
know how to talk back.-Syracuse Her.
aid. ..saA .l
"W1LL you have some more beans,
Johnny?' emo" "No what?'' "No
BEANS" says Johnny, solemnly pre-
tending not to understand what is de-
sired.
WHEN the office seeks the man it can
always find him. When the man seeks
the Office he must skirmish around very
lively to get his hand on tn o. PIC
0yune.
The worst case of selfishness on rec
ord is that of a youth who complained
because his mother put larger mustard
plaster on his younger brother than she
did on him.
AN inquisitive young lady asks:
"What's the most popular color for the
bride?" The New York Star answers:
Il we were going to marry, we should
prefer white one.
DISTRACTED mother: eff you chill
dren make such noise I shall 60 out
Of my mind" Young rip: "Go on,
mother, I'll mind the young 'uns while
you're gone. Fun.
A PROPER conclusion for the marriage
ceremony in many of our society we'd
dings would be: ''What commercial in
terests have joined together, let not i'll
temper put asunder."
SOMEBODY suggests that one of the
leading topics touched upon in Thanks
giving sermons this year will be the fact
that the next great walking match is to
take place in England.
Mr.. ROBERT c. WINTHROP, of Bos-
ton, in a recent address before the
Massachusetts, Historical Society, said
that there were no religious services or
sermons at funerals during the early
period of Colonial history, and that the
first prayer at funeral in Boston was
delivered as late as 1866, and the first
funeral sermon was delivered as late as
1888.
SUCH expressions as ''Homely peo-
pie are always bright are not only not
necessarily true, but they are also SUI
premely silly. For what good do they
conserved Whom do they please? Who
accepts the taffy as intended for his or
her palate? 1t is pleasant to be thought
bright, pleasant to be told that you are
bright; but not at the price of being
considered homely. And who thinks
himself hOmely? We don't know; do
you?-Boston Transcript.
ONCE in travelling the Rev. DR.. Bled-
soc was exceedingly annoyed by a
pedantic bore who forced himself upon
him, and made a great parade of his
shallow learning. The doctor bore it
as long as he could, and at length, look
ing at him gravely, said: ''My friend,
you and I know all that is to be known. -
"How is that?' said the man, pleased
with what he thought very compli-
mentary association. ''Why," said the
doctor, "you know everything except
that you are fool, and l know that. "
The following story is told in the
Gentle,nan's Magazine: "a friend of
mine, travelling afoot with companion
through the green lanes of the midland
counties, came unexpectedly upon a
country race-cOurse, and found in one
portion of the ground thimblerig es-
Enlistment in full work. In spite Of
circumstances his companion, a thor
ough madcap, whom will call A, in
sisted on observing the game Would
the gent like to bet a crown he could
find the little pea? said the expert.
Agreed was the answer. The money
on both sides was deposited, and A,
lifting up the thimble, pointed out the
required pea and took the stakes. A
second bet, double or quits ended,
to the obvious surprise of the officiator
at the board, in the same result. A
third bet, "a pound or nothing,
steadied the nerves of the loser, and
the trick was accomplished with much
circumspection. Again A lifted up a
thimble and showed the pea, taking at
the same time the stake. 81 help
me- etc., said the bewildered artist,
Il didn't put it there No. said the
winner, retreating with the spoil OF
war; Il always carry my own pea !
am not answerable for the morality Of
shis story" 4rt,tti
The Fate Of Wedding Presents.
DUPLICATES and superfuous we'd
ding presents are great source of an