The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-03-13
MULTUM IN PARVO.

THE small boy is never proud of his
tore clothcs.-Graphic.
ALMOST all of us are generous to
fault, if the fault happens to be our
own.
THE beauty of the face is an enviable
thing. but the beauty of the heart lasts
longer.
EIGHTEEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY
NINE began on Wednesday and will
end on the same day.
"WE'LL let the subject DROP" as
the grave-robbers said when the police
chased them.-Derrick.
LAWYERS are never more earnest
than when they work with a will, that
is, if the estate is valuable.
sis THAT bell ringing for fire, SON.
nyP' 'No, sir, it's ringing water"
baltimore Every Saturd4> .
YOUNG ladies think they Miss it by
not, and many a married lady thinks
she Mrs. it in, being married.
A GIRL can't throw a stone with any
marked success, but she can toss her
tresses most adroitly.-N. Y. Ne,os.
LEADvILLE, the Colorado yearling,
wants street-cars. 1t has scarce
learned to walk before it wants to ride.
THE undertaken smiled serene,
because he knew she would aspire to
light, with blazing kerosene, the slow,
delinquent kitchen fire.
DELICATE consideration for the ele-
plant: Considerable little girl
Please, Mr.. Keeper, will it hurt him
If l give him currant out of my BUMP"
THE hope of living to marry his
wife's sister has brought many a man
round when physicians, on their own
admission, were in vain.-N Y. World.
"THE old man left you something in
his willp" said a friend to repentant
prodigal son. "Yes, he left me some
thing-he left me out" -Eln,ira Ga
zette.
"LoOK TO THE FRUIT TREES" is the
title of an article in an exchange. Of
course we will. What's to be seenP
Has the peach crop been ruined so
early?-M Y. Cypress.
A CH1NAMAN with blonde hair is the
latest San Francisco novelty. Turn
him loose in the lecture-ield; is he not
by education, birth and nature a yellow
cue-tiorist.-M o. Times.
AN admirer of fast horses is trying to
find out something about Rubicon. He
says he hears and reads good deal of
Rubicon being passed, but cannot dis
cover the pedigree of Rubicon.--Boste,
Courier
TONGUE cannot tell the words or ex-
press the astonishment of the crippled
soldier in Connecticut who awoke to
find his wife using his wooden leg to
pound the beefsteak for breakfast
Danielsonvslle Sentinel.
DELAWARE is an economical State
A bill has been presented to the Legis-
lature providing for Board of Rail-
road Commissioners, who are to have
$500 year each, and are authorized
to employ as clerk a "person skilled
in railroad accounts" at the very lib
eral salary of 5000 year! The bill
has not passed yet, but persons
"skilled in railroad accounts had
better send in their applications for the
place early Railroad Gazette.
LAzINEss is bad disease, and, like
other kinds, is often self-imposed. In
the case of many individuals, it is an
inherited malady, and consequently
hard to GUST from the system. But it
is oftener the case that the disgusting
temper is brought on persons by their
own deliberate selfishness-by vastly
discreditable disposition to shirk the
inevitable burdens incident to living q
decent life. Laziness of this kind is
one of the most cardinal sins, and
should submit the obnoxious offender
to the discipline of the treadmill.
More particularly is laziness offensive
to the young and healthy. To learn
to work, cheerfully, is the central
lesson of life. Begin to learn it early
eschew laziness as the most disgusting
of all faults, and one that will surely
end in hopeless misery; for, depend
upon it, none can be so insensible
through laziness as to be, in the end,
incapable of suffering. Nature is, in
the event of non-payment of her de-
mands, stern and merciless creditor.
Ladies Journal.
A PROFESSIONAL man in this city
owes his success in life simply and
solely to his ingenuity-not to say his
cheek. When he first hung out his
single and confiding client brought
him his first case he refused it, telling
the man that he was so busted that he
could not do it justice, and, being
pressed to accept it, said, swell, III
do it for you, but you must understand
that you take all the risks" He never
kept an appointment, but was habitu-
ally from three-quarters of an hour to
two hours late, and if, when he was in
structing client, the clerk csme in
and said gentleman wished to see
him about undertaking a new case he'd
yell, "Give me club till kill him
Here I am driven twenty-five hours a
day and eight days to the week till my
exhausted reason totters on her throne,
and you wish to pile new burdens on
me-" He never appeared in a case till
il had been postponed twice, and made
an immense hit at the time of his mar
riage by keeping the company waiting
till the bride had had two fits of hyster-
les, and her father had had general
alarm sent out by the police, and was
seriously meditating marrying his
daughter to the groomsman rather
than have the supper spoiled; then he
came calmly in and said his clients had
detained him. 81 knew" said his
father.in-law, with pride, 81 knew
then that that young man would make
his way in this world" nor has the ex-
cellent old man been deceived.-Chi-
:aq0 Tribune.
A Boys Fight With Burglar.