Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
COnnubiallties.

but one trunk.
How to get rid of an importunate lov-
er-make him good husband.
The separation will be short. Mrs.
Christiarcy will sail to her husband in
June.
Mr.. and Mrs. C.S. Hall recently sent
out cards for the fifty-fourth anniversary
of their marriage.
The woman whose husband refused
her chip bonnet when she axed him
says he is a blockhead.
The most useful pedestrian is the man
who walks the floor nights with the ba-
by.-Neao York Herald.
The mothers heart swells with pride
when her baby begins to pedestrianize at
at the age Of nine months.
Admiral Dot wants to marry. judy
ing from his name, his wife will be the
girl Of the period.-Chicago Tribune.
Conclusive evidence at recent trial
in England proved that girl had become
mother at the age of IL years and one
month.
Why was the mother of one of the old
! Peruvian rulers like piece of rubber!
She was an inca raiser.-Boston Tran
script.
Some say that the quickest way to de-
stroy weeds is to marry widow. 1t is,
no doubt, most agreeable species of
acknowledgements Falls Gazette.
Suppose that baby-carts do iniure the
baby's health. Doesn't the baby have
his revenge when night comes and the
paregoric is downstairs -Detroit Free
Press.
In an odd St. Cl,ud (Minn.) wedding
the groom could not speak or under
stand word of German, while the bride
was German who could not speak or
understand word of English.
After the marriage ceremony was over,
Margaret turned lovingly to him, and
said: "Connaught part thee and mel"
And the duke replied that he'd blarst lis
bloody h'eyes hif b. anything should
come between 'em.
Many Of the weddings of the Easter
holidays will be conducted in the Eng
lish style, and consequently eligible best
men are in great demand, while milliners
are exercising wonderful ingenuity in
manufacturing dainty Donnets for the
ridesmaids.- Graphic.
A New York insurance man calls his
wife Honesty, because it's the best poll
cy.-Neao York Herald A Cincinnati
horse man calls his wife Gray mare, be-
cause she's the better horse, and St.
Louis bar-keeper calls his wife Wine, be-
cause she maketh glad the heart of man.
Margarita, the young queen of Italy,
when she goes to ball takes good care
to enjoy herself. She not only dances,
but remains until three in the morning,
while his majesty, King Umberto, goes
home and to bed as early as one o'clock,
leaving her to her pleasure.
"But you know, pa" said the farmers
daughter, when he spoke to her about the
addresses of his neighbours son, "you
know, pa, that ma wants me to marry a
man of culture $50 do I, my dear-so
do I and there's no better culture in the
country than agriculture"
Mrs. Martha Raynor of Brooklyn testi.
fed in court on Wednesday that she was
in the habit of hiring out her husband az
carver at weddings, dinner parties, &C.
She was asked by the judge it she
thought she had right to do so, and re.
piled: Certainly, have the right to hire
him out. Haven't l supported him for
four or five years9"
"Husband, do call at the doctors on
your way down town, and tell him to
come up here as soon as he can. Johnny
has hurt his toe so badly that he cannot
go to school; George has sprained his
ankle; this morning I found that Will.
liams both legs were dreadfully swelled
and little Tom has his feet blistered
Its too bad for anything! I wish this
walking fever was over"
E Before marriage-.-"Oh, nv darling
your voice is as musical to me as a vespel
bell whose tones fall softly on the per
:. fumed evening air! Speak again, ane
say those words, my beloved, for coulc
: listen to your voice until the stars are ex
, tinguished in everlasting nightw Afte]
marriage-.-"I've had just enough of YOU
clapper, old woman, and if you don't lei
:. up I'll leave the house ---Neaoark Gazette
No one ever succeeded in extracting
}, honey from spelling bee. Didn't eh
: A young man who attended q spelling
bee In this town three years ago tool
therefrom young lady whom he recent
" married, and he calls her ''honey' TO
. short, and thinks she is ten times sweete
: than that saccharine product of the bee
, What he will call her few years henc
. is question we hand over to our puzzl
. solvers. -Norristoaon Herald.
e The Bay City Mich Neus says that tw
b young Germans and their wives live il
/ a dense forest thirty-two miles from an.
r other habitation. They appear to be ric]
: and refined, have pianos, marble-toppet
0 tables, ETC., in their houses, and they llv
a like retired princes. They get thei
r money by express from Germany. VIII.
e they live thus no one appears to know
nor is it anybody's business, for. tina
matter, SO long as they behave themselves
BEFORE AND AFTER.
! I loved Amanda, past all telling,
For her my bosom dire was swelling,
Her pictured sweetness stole my sleep,
t know, therefore, my love was deep.
;, On tinted cloudlets, resting soft,
: She foated near, in fancy oft,
Z Fed by the gods, on nectar still,
9 Oh, bliss! To pay no grocer's bill
: We two were wed, and then found
In No, SIS she walked the ground,
And if the gods had fed before,
They never fed her any more.