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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-07-26
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marks and labels. Caveats, Assignments, Inter
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REJECTED by the Patent ONCE may still,
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labels Caveats, Assignments, Interferences, In
promptly attended TO- We make preliminary ex.
aminations and furnish opinions as TO patentabih
~, free OF charge, and all who are interested In new
copy OF our Guide for obtaining patents" which
10 sent free TO any address and contains complete
instructions how 10 obtain Patents and other valu-
obtained nearly three thousand Patents for Ameri-
can and Foreign inventors and can give satisfactory
references in almost every county In the Union.
:, Address: LOUIS BAGGER u CO., Solicitors of
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
ASURE,SIMPLE AND RELIABLECuRI

ASURE,SIMPLE ANDRELIABLECuRE
For DYSPEPSIA LIVER AND KIDNEY COM.
PLANTS AND GENERAL DEBILITY,
The writer Was troubled for years with the above
complaints and, AFTER trying about OIL the Patent
Medicines and Doctors be could get a. and getting
NO relief after spending hundreds Of dollar aeei'
deutally discovered simple cure which IL kept ID
needs IL TO know bow 10 use IT, Ion are at liberty
10 make,Gll inquiries you wish in regard 20 the adj
ycrtiser as be is well.knowD In Portland, Maine,
nnd was prevailed upon 70 advertise Il by people
Who had been cured by II. II you wish 20 fave
YOUR money. send One Dollar TO JOHN HARPER.
Box 1854 Portland, Me. and get the receipt BY re-
turn mail, with full directions and YOU VIII al"ays
always have IL.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-07-26
Physicians speak in Terms OF Praise in favor of the
HEALTH PAD.

CINCINNATI, June %, 1876
Having had some considerable acquaintance with
the operation of the Pad ! can concienci0usly
recommend II as an excellent remedy in all the dis
eases for which DR.. Forbes counsels It's use
DIR. j. HALLOWELL,
276 George Street, Cincinnati.
What Rev Joseph Emery, the well.known City
Missionary, says;
CINCINNATI, June 30, 1876.
Having had long acquaintance with DR., Forbes,
am satisfied that whatever he recommends he does
so consciepcously and will prove all they promise.
REV, JOSEPH EMERY.
Extracts from few Of the Many Letters frequently
received ut the Office.
One says ~ feel that your Pads have saved my
life Another says :-"Yopr Pad has just reached
my case. II has entirely removed my costiveness
and consequent Sick Headache" Another writes.
Your Pad attended strictly TO business, and In
hours felt as well as ever Another:
"four Pad has cured me Of Billiousness and tor
pid Liver ] am better than have been In twenty
years" Still another says-I lave endured all the
horrors growing out Of atorpid Liver and Dyspepsia
After using your pad all these ills left me" One
more III have used your Pads with perfectly salts
factory results, and cheerfully recommend them 10
all"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-07-26
DESCRIPTIVE PRICE LIST.


REGULAR PAD-S2 90; Inciplent diseases, fret
stages Chlils and Fever, etc
SPECIAL PAD-S3 %; Chronic Liver and Siom
Rch Disorders, ind Malaria
SPLEEN BELT-s5 10; Enlarged Spleen and
Liver and Chill Cake
INFANT PAD-sl 90, Preventative and cure Of
Cholera iniartum ard Summer
Complaints.
Auxiliaries for Nervous
BODY PLASTERs-5Oc and Cireuatye Troub
les throwing Of OBJ
FOOT " pair SOC siruetions and remoy
ing paine
! Auxiliary for code, Sick
ABSORPTION SALT-l headache, pumbness Of
box &c; boIes, 81 IS exremities. etc
For further information az 20 diseases reached by
the Pad aud lie Anxiligries copsnli our pamphlet.
Address,
HOLMAN LIVER PAD co..
Rooms . and g. Singer Building, St. Louis No.
r. @. SCHUH,
Apothecary.
Sole Agen, for the sale Of the HOLMAN LIVER
PAD CO.'S REMEDIES in
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-07-26

II questioned, send for our pamphlet, Natures
Laws giving extended info rmGiion and tesiimo
malls from the 6rsi people OF the country. Mailed
free.
The remedies are sent by NAL, postpaid, on re-
ohlpt Of price except the Salt which is sent BY ex
press Ut purchasers EXPENSE
Consultation free, and solicited @, our Office, or
by mail, giving full description OF your case.
, 1879-05-06

King Of Wurtembure mil Travelled With the
King wherever 1lo went. The Gar Nicholas,
sattlcr uhct1 to relate. paid tho King visit
Rnd wns 40 delighted wltl, the products OF Sat
tler's at tint thu OunR chef was summoned
lef.ro him. Illc taur complImcntcd him IRA.
ciuiBly, presented llim with valuable gold
watch studded With diamonds. and tried to
peisuatie hin to 70 10 ltus&Ia, which he respect
fully dpclincL to DO.
After few years In tho service Of the King
of Wnr,cmhurg, Satt'er went 10 Auatria and
accepted posltton as chief cook In tho q Leo
pold krohn" Hotel, ltttle war ont Of saiz-
bnurg. Thfa was about 1849. Mr.. DIotz. who
subsequently came to this country, WINS prupri-
ctor, mud tho hotel ras at the time famous
tine. In the revolution Of rs Mr.. DIctz sdeA
With the pcnplc md was compelled to lcayo l1c
touhtry. llu rama to tl.a CITY, where fur aotno
i. time lie kcat hotel III Barclay street. In
fGw years nfteEwnrda Mr. aattIcr ca,no 10 Amer
In, met Ills old employer n this city, and was nj
oaco engaged. The llUuse bceanG fannolts for
It's cookery. Sattler rtnlalncd there until l6GJ,
when the holtse was purchased by Its present
proprIcrtor md Mr. Dlctx retired. After tint
battier trnvelcsl III the West, nsi,l In ls73 re-
itlrllcd to iia nattve lnnt!. Jir WINS summoned
~ Stuttgart by King Wtllfatn and pressed into
his services aa chief cu0k, but being Of restless
disposition. md having plenty III money, ha
wanted tU 0o hts nwn master aud sent In his
resignation. tlcrcf,,sod ali offers oi Tournament
engagements, but went tic rullilds Df the water
i,Is-places nnl arnnssrd goUd deal Of money,
some Of which he sent 10 tho HGrman-AMGrIcnn
Society to be Invested for him IN this country.
IfG haa vile, but Mr.. Spahr ,Iuea not know II
he hna nny children. Ills wife keeps hotel ut
Calw, WtrteMiIufE. M rcasun for Ills suicide.
unlcts It be domestic trouhle, Ia known.
, 1879-05-06
SUICIDE OF A NOTED COOK.


Heinrich Albert Sattler rather a noted cook
tolerably well known In this city, committed
sutcldu yesterday morning III tlIo lieinhardt
flotci, No. lrcunwlch strSat, bY shooting hi,.,-
self tu tho hcau. satter WAS cahl, paaacngcr
from, Bremen IN the stcamur Mosel which ar-
rived Saturday last. Hu was accompanied BY
to the Rciuhardt Hotel s1r. Satt!er WAS AssgueI
10 Room ~ Oh &he third floor. !iu Wus rutleent
aud apperently fatiyucd. lIs hul good deal
VI bagKAge. on Munliay hc Ind draft lur SUD
cashcd Ut tho banking house VI Schultz " lsuck..
zabsr, Mt No. IL Exclauge place. u'id deposited
~ proceeds with Mr, lios1maun, nv, u thc
n'ght hs went 10 bed lnts directing
hid .va!et 10 bring breakfast to hts
rounl In tho morning. Brnm,Ilel called bin at
7:aD, took his ordcr Tor breakfast, uiI4 found
the door locked whcn l!e caule back Ut 8. The
door WIS forced. und Mr.. Entt,er was found
partly dressed On tho door.. lie had shot him.
leather bag sround hi4 waist wera 4u5 gold
marks. liz had altogether about $500 in .noIley,
ufeut tnu1Y tettcrs and papcra, ulld u fcrcIpt
lur deuosit Ut $l,loO With the German. Auefl.
cau eoc,ely. II vas learned also from the utIi-
GERS vi tiIat Society thut hs bud 3lo, ,UN depoaspd
sattIey was uatiye Of Wurtemburg, and was
10 years old. lie wus sent to military academy
when u boy, but Eau away. Ills plact was taken
hy lis Droillur, who Nuw holda CotonsI's COM
mission III Tho German army. Heinrich re-.
,urt,eu 10 his ta,hrr's A0In0 and Eead books on
cookery lit all languages, hAylnt beelt tted with
wi ambition ~ Oecunle Il cuak. A!s lathcF
UbIegtcl ltut THAT occupation was below his
station, but be stuck tu II, anu has ialhe:
procured lin Tho Instructions 81 celebrated
master, When ~ comparatively young laaQ
| Hattler berame chict COOK iu the services Of he
, 1879-05-06
AMERICAN. MEDICAL ASSOCIATION.


ATLANTA, On, May 5.-7hc city Ia tlronged
tonight will, visitors and delegates to the
American Medical Association, which conyuncs
tomorrow. Over G50 delegates are down On the
ccrtaln list, md many more are expected. Tie
most delightful programme has been arranged
far the entertainment Ut the visitors. On Tues
1hy night, Gov Colqutt tcndcrs reception at
the GubernatorIa mansion, Mntl will layc tho
gruunts illuminated. On Wednesday night,
nbOtt 10l IT the most fashionable private resi-
dci,ees will he thruwn OPEN. tho street.cars and
carrsagcs chartered, a,il the delegates taken In
sGnads visiting, ~ on Ncw-Ycar's Day. On
Thursday night, = grand banquet Will take p1nee
ut tile kInball House. seats bclng prepared for
1,0N gucsts. On Frtlay night, tic ctizenB' hail
uul rerrptIou will occur nj il,e Kimball. Free
excursions have been arranged to Augusta,
ChnttiAouGa, Stone Mountain. Lookout Muunt-
an, untl tle Nortt, GeoIEia Watering places.
The hotels CAN handsomely accommodate the
guests. The Sanitary Commission appointed
by Congress will meet here ut lIie sn,lle tiu,e.
and II Ia thought that delegations from over 101
cTticB vii! meet that Commission rs yer. strong
exposition to National Quarantine law Is being
dcvel0ucd. Seven halls have been rented for
the various sections Of tile Medical Association
to meet tn. The Convention of Medical Col.
legcs met on Friday aud the e1itoss Of medical
magazines will meet today. The Southern BaT.
ttst Convention, with Go0 delegates, IL also In
session here.
, 1879-05-06

Tho dlsttngaishpu p1tn,a donaA, Nine. Rozs,
''thaY 4ssal 10 Att especially upon tha oryaAs VI
the voice ana producer clear enunciat!on. t0!ds.
hstss".s rs ssmsSy r9sy - Ssst IS tsa,a boz
, 1879-05-06

y = ---- MAU161NElEYs -
I9UN 6ALE-ClaEAp-A 20 hy .4.lSEH eTATIDN-
4 srY engine, With uilrl., culnpIetr. VI our own
W. Snt shUrI tune aa III I'll feIpecn " you'd " Hsw;
VIII Gu cold II y bargain. Z. 4 U. EOuFhH d Cu,s
Mount tsEnpu. q.
, 1879-05-06

CANT OEE CLOTaHxNta.
II. CASH rAIU Fur LADIES AND GESTLE.
II Wep cut .uT clutltus. eafpels. nl beuIls. Cali
OF aadtss4 L. ttEltsC1fEl. his ol4te'st. 'st.--
f,As1l pAllj E0jt CASr.OFF EL0TitlNU At j.
~ GELIlEiEh s4ti asAta'st. OTdrrs ny nal! promptly
attended ~. =
, 1879-05-06
SUBURBAN REAL ESTATE.

Tor sAiE:StTi WILL NUy A nEAUTIrUL LOT
ono tl1tk firm. hoici At Lagrange. 1nilcl from
GhIs.xa s,s aown I'D g. ~; ssanc, nr1rsr!r
10 ccnta IRA DlsoWN. AZ LasaIIe.lt.. isooun :.
TOR sALE-AT EAST GROVE. CTttEA0O'A 1fI0fi. i.
tst anhAr. laia aXi:s2 feet for ESQ each. 4tu cash
sMd aec them. flee. " u. &. STREET Co., 1ol
, 1879-05-06
PENSQNALa

.........-.. PERSONAL ..... .......-...
IN fh,s column, thrts lines tfss 43 cents In.
sertdon, EUch additional Nar,' 10 cents.
DEHSuyAIs-A GENTLEMAN OF n. TALL, WITH
L light hair and dark ryeF. aud tatH Ut wahhnEtun
H. e.. anks, What handsome Etr will marfy h!n2 ilnn
care ca. K, Dth lufantryt II. Mckinney. W. T.
pE!tHUSA!-M. s., YOUR LET rE1l NECE1vED,
throur, seasra o.t 6ase, Answcr sans ] 4. bct5rs
AldrttA u ~. Tthuhu Dtlco! II
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
What Is Iridium ?

THE question is plain, though it is
Il novel. Iridium is metal which,
in combination with platinum, is said to
have enabled Mr.. Edison to overcome
most if not all the difficulties which pre-
sented themselves in the way of cleo
trio lighting. Iridium is one of the
eleven noble metals = the others being
mercury, silver, gold, platinum, palla-
dium, ruthenium, rhodum, osmium and
indium-the characteristics of the no.
BILE metals being that their oxides are re-
duced by heat. Iridium forms three
oxides, which pass readily into one
another, and thus occasion the various
tints which the solution of its salts as
sumo. From these tints the name of
Iridium, derived from Iris, the rain bow,
was given to this metal, which is very
little known to the non scientific.
1t is very hard, brittle and white
metal, only occasionally found in pure
form in the Uralian ores of plantium,
in this country and in the mountain
GUS range which separates European
from Asiatic Russia, and is usually com
bined with osmium as an alloy in fiat
scales, and was disco vered in 1903 by
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25

Smithson Tennant, who, at the same
time, first revealed osmium.
1t may be melted by the oxyhydrogen
blow-ppe, or by the heat of voltaic
current, and ITS isolated form Is unacted
upon by any acld-not even by Aqua
Regia, though as an alloy 1t dlssolves ia
Aqua Regla, TO which IL derives its
literal name, Royal Water" because
1t dissolves gold (which the aIchemists
and old chemists called the king of the
metals'D, and is usually a mixture of
one part of nitric acid to two parts
hydrochloric acid.
Inasmuch as iridium is declared to be
indispensable to Mr.. Edison's success,
1t is Of interest, not to say of import
ance, to know what manner of metal
this is. One thing appears certain.
That the difficulty of obtaining an
abundant supply of iridium, for electric
light or any other scientific purpose,
may be formidable
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
A Touching Little Story.


A story comes from st. Petersburg which
is pretty enough to bear repeating. Not
long since a Government functionary
died in utter destltution, leaving with
out friends or relatives two small
children. One of them was boy seven
years old Alone, moneyless, foodless,
with his little sister crying for bread,
he wrote on piece of paper as last
resort the petition: please. God, send
me three copecks to buy my little sister
aroll." This he carried to the nearest
church to drop it into an aims box and
start it on its way to heaven. A passing
priest seeing him trying to put the pa
per in the box took it and read it, where
upon he carried the children to his
house, fed them and clothed them. The
next Sunday he preached sermon on
charity in which he alluded to the Incl
dent. The collection that followed
amounted to nearly 81 900.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
What is an Editor 2

Josh Billings says: " AN editor is a
male whose business it is to navigate a
nuzepaper. He writes out editorials,
grinds out poetry, inserts deaths and
wedins, sorts out manuscripts, keeps a
waste basket, blows up the printer, steals
matter, fites uther peoples battles, sells
his paper for dollar and fifty cents a
year, takes white beans, poor wood, 200
feet to the cord) for pay when he can,
raizes large family, works 10 hours out
of twenty-four, knows no Sunday gifts
abused bi everybody and once in while
wipt bi somebody, lives poor, dies mid
dle-aged, and often broken-h hearted, leves
no money, and is rewarded for life of
toll with free obituary notice in the
nuzepapers.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
Curious Comments by a Judge.

Justice Maude once addressed q phe-
nomenon of innocence in a smock-frock
in the following words: prisoner at the
bar, your counsel thinks you innocent;
the counsel for the prosecution thinks
you innocent; think you innocent.
But a jury, men of your own country
men, in the exercise of such common
sense as they possess, which does not
seem to be much, have found you gull
ty;' and it remains that 1 should pass
upon you the sentence of law. That
sentence is that you be kept in i'm
prisonment for one day; and, as that day
was yesterday, you may now go about
your business. The unfortunate rus
tic, rather scared, went about his busi-
ness, but thought that law was an un-
commonly puzzling thing.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25

as ochtsene dimes, und vim back all dot
money vat he gif me for dot suit of close.
Vat shall do now He got dot money
for 1t too. Och Der svindler ~ Missed
the irate Hebrew to the innocent look
ing Mansmann, who stood at the bar
In the guise ofa prisoner.
"Well, Mr.. Wolfinslxi, didn't Mr.
Mansmann pay you $1S for the clothes
before you began to play ~ said the
Judge.
"Yawl Dot ish so But he vim 1t all
back und 1 got noting no cloes; no
money!"
Didn't you play to keep what you
won 7" said the Court.
Dots sol But don't vim some-
dings !"
"That's 1t. You lost. Now 1 think
you had better go home or you'll loose
your Thanksgiving goose. Next case.
Yacot stood like one in a dream for
minute. But when he realized that
Mansmann was actually leaving the
Jefferson Market Court free man pos
sessed of suit of clothes which had cost
him nothing, he exclaimed bitterly
Veil, s'help me gracious, don t can
tink was awake. Him got mein goods
Dots SO! Und him got mein guelt!
Dots sol Yacob, dots besser you GO
ing home und ask your wife if you vas
a yackass nit long ears ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
Gets Some Trouble.

hnAD man he svindle me, Shudge
~ S'help me, Moses He svindle
mel" said the excited descendant of
Isaac to Judge Morgan, yesterday
morning.
Chow did he do that, Mr.. VIOLIN
ski ?" asked the Court.
"I will tell all about de pizness,
Shudge. You see dot feller, Mans
mann, of Tenth avenue, came de audra
day to mein shtore in Chatham street,
und he say to me, "Yacob, fix me dot
suit of close for ochtsene tollare,' und,
sach Ich, 'Mansmann, dot is verth
more as ochtsene tollares but du beist
mein freeund, so take it along NIT you.'
Veil, Shudge, dot feller he try on dem
close und dey vas leetler too loose in
de pants dack und goat sleeves so sacht
Ich, "Mansmann, fix dem for you und
bring dem bel your house on 10th
avenue Veil, do dis und / go bel
Mansmann's sein house gestern abend
mid dot suit of close, und he try dem on
und dey fit shust like a glove. 1 tell
you he wos glead. 1 bet you. Und
sacht er bel mir, 'Yacob, you're pully
poy, l bet you Take Elm glass heir p
Den say, 'Piziness first und beir after. ,
Den he pay for dot suit o'close. Den we
trink dree, four, coople glass o'beir, yaw
yaw! Und Mansmann sacht, You got
blenty dime Yacob. Let us play
pinagle. Veil, We do dis. DE limit vas
elm tollar game. l can play pinage
pooty veil, bet you Never have L
see off mein life emmy man he beat me
square game. So l vas not 'fraid for
Mansmann. But, Shudge, he don't
blay square game. He beat me more
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
Account of an Interview Between Madam
De Stael and Bonaparte.

She began by pouring forth the most
emphatic compliments, to which he
replied coldly, but politely. Without
needing the reserve Madam DE Stael
persevered, General, said she (which is
the woman yon could love most?"
"My wife, madam" was his reply, "of
COURSE" she answered; "but which
could you esteem the most ?' "She who
best attends to her domestic duties,"
answered Napoleon. L can understand
that persevered the lady, "but which
woman would be the best thought of by
you" "She who produces most chill
dren," replied Napoleon and bowling left
the circle. She turned to M. Arnault and
said; "Your great man, is very
strange man,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
A Poor Bargain.

An Incorporate ne'er-do-well was per-
suaded by sharp man of business to
turn some property he held over to him,
in consideration of receiving two suits
of clothes every year, and an allowance
of twelve shillings week so long as he
lived, his speculative benefactor calcu-
lating the dissipated rascal would soon
drink himself to death. He was DOOM
ed to be grievously disappointed. AS
soon as the agreement was signed, seal
and delivered, the willy fellow forswore
intoxicants, and lived respectfully to a
ripe old age, leaving the bargain-monger,
and his trustees after him, with bal
ance, so far as that speculation went,
very much on the wrong side of the
ledger.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-25
A Young Mans Mistake.

A YOUNG man from one of the back
n towns came in to buy present for
his girl one day last week. His wonder
ing gaze being transfxed by the gro
tesque display in one of the dry goods
windows, he entered the store and bash
fully stepped up to the pretty young lady
behind the counter:
How much are those ?'' he inquired,
pointing at pair of nickle-plated gar
ters in the window.
Seventy-five cents,' the lady re-
piled, sweetly, handing out the article
in question, and blushing slightly.
p" think they are kinder pretty don't
you ?" inquired the young man, anxious
for somebody else's opinion.
Very" replied the young miss :;
they are the latest style.'
Everybody wears them, don't they p
continued the young man.
"Almost everybody" replied the
young lady, affecting an unconeerned
air.
. was going to git them for a girl
that l KNOW" said the young man,
somewhat nervously. Do you think
she would like them 20
g should think she might - 1 don't
know" returned the young lady, blush
ing again.
Well, 1 don't hardly know myself"
said the young man, taking up one of
the dainty articles and examining it
closely. You don't suppose, they are
too large, now, do youp"
Why, IL" stammered the young
lady, the blush growing deeper.
They seem sorter big like" contin-
ued the young man, not observing her
confusion;" but, of course, wouldn't
be certain. She's middlin' size, but not
very fat, and mebbe these would be lit
tie too loose. L should think she was
just about your bigness, and of course if
these would fit you they'd fit her. Now
just suppose you try them on, and
if-n
"Sirl" exclaimed the young lady be-
hind the counter, in an awful voice, that
lifted the young mans hat on the end of
his hair, "you are insulting!" and she
swept away to the end of the store, leav-
ing the bewildered young man standing
in dumb amazement, holding in his
hands what he thought was beautiful
pair of bracelets.
And when one of the men clerks came
and explained his mistake, the young
man from the back town struck bee
line for his team, and in very brief
space of time was tearing toward home
|. at rate that threatened to irretrievably
ruin the family horse. He won't buy
any more bracelets until he is mar
ried.