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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

A PHILADELPHIA lawyer married a
boarding house keeper TO cancel Il
board bill, but it row turns up that
there is an uncanceied marriage with
another woman, which will get the
thriftless attorney into trouble.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

TINS is said to be good recipe for
staining wool For black walnut
stain simply use sulphatum varnish,
thinncd with spirits of turpentine, and
apply with 4 brush. It can be made
light or dark, as desired.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

Il little relL5i7 ran 70 his m Dther the
o ua~ day, and ashe J.. N D., can | have
20" bread an! INF" IIi' mother,
wishing to break aim OF the habit, re-
piled: "Wh-n was your age couldn't
get anything 10 eat between meals If |
wanted it," Yes" said the hoy, after
a moments pause, "hut you didn't have
a good, licc mamma like Ine, did you 2"
That led it in favor of the young
flaitercr.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

GRANDPArA: "What on earth il the
matter with you Tommy? You have
been crying all the morning." Tommy ::
$50 would you cry, too. grandpaPa, if
you fell down twice without getting
up once.N
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
The Only Pain Ren.t,
RAILWAYS READY lrrp
WILL AFFORD NsrIvn,


EXPLANATION OF THBsnxvr,
INFLAMMATION OF ru,s
INFLAMMATION OF THR BiXT.s .sA-n
sOR8 THROAT, DIYIICULT as,,.za.-lSa
PALrITATIOs ~ ~5ssss
EYsTERiCS GROUP. DIPHTSRssiiII - sals.
READACHE TOOTHACHR --'s-IN,,
COLD cHILLS, AGUB CHIIIE -'NA.-9
CHILsLAIss IatHsosr
ne application Of TIE Rsaav p.r
part or parts where The pain az t,-e.''as1 =
Will AFFORD ease and eoniort "
Thirty % sixty drops Ia hsr
water VIII in a fE moments -. -. -
Spans, sour stomach, Hearhu-- s..:---a -
ache, Dlarrhe., Dysentsry, Cslc So. - =.
Bowels, and al Intern.l Pana ii
Travellers sno-ld slways a-,,
Railways Ready Relief vtta tss-,
drops In water viii pfeven. sesnsss =, ~ y
from change OF water. It's 6stisrr,, -
Brandy or BiIters ss st,rruIsnt ss<a
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

ExPECTANCY.-Ab belated pedestrian
going up Fort street east at late hour
the other night thought he observed a
figure crouching in the latticed porch
covering a front door. The matter had
a suspicious look, and he halted and
looked over the fence,
'.Go on now" called the voice OF a
female through the gloom.
"Do you live there?" inquired the
man.
''Indeed / do"
"Can' t you get in:''
''Indeed | can"
"Well, what are you waiting for?'
he asked after a pause.
"What for?" she demanded. ''Would
respectable woman be crooked over
here at this hour of the night with a
club in her hand if she didn't expect
her husband every blessed minute!'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

FRIED CAKEs.-Two cupfuls sugar,
two cupfuls of sweet milk, two eggs,
half-teacupful of butter, half 4 nutmeg
little salt, four tea-spOonfuls of cream
tartar, two of soda; mix soft.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

To EXPELL FOUL AIR FROM A WE'LL
The quickest way to oxpel foul air from
a well is TO heat bar of iron red hot,
and lower it down into the water the
sudden formation of steam is effectual.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

MFTROPoLITAN Railway station.
Swell, in taking his change, drops 4
penny-looks at it wistfully, but leaves
it. British Workman (pouncing on it,
to bystander). "There, that's what
call perfect gentleman
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

Two Meriden men are in trouble
over the ownership of a ladder, and are
taking steps for lawsuit. The result
of this will be that one lawyer will
get the sides and the other lawyer will
get the rounds, leaving the holes to
the litigants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

\ MINIATURE VILLAIN.-There is a
miniature villain in town. He is red
headed small boy. The other day ne
had just the wind he wanted, and call
ing on the near-sighted boy over the
way, he tempted him into the yard,
edged behind him, dcxterously remOv-
ed and secreted his head-gear, and
then had the fun of seeing him chase
a black hen all around, thinking it was
his cap.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

IT WAS an unfortunate mistake of the
compositor TO put under the headline,
Reduction in the price of gas" the
statement that Mr.. - receives only
fifty dollars for 4 lectHre now, Instead
of 4 hundred, as formerly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

If you have Sick Headache take a
dose of DR.. Bulls Baltimore Pills; we
know YOU will find relief.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
FEVER and AGrg

Fever and Ayus cured for rt.y Cen, =.
3 not remedial agent n the rorIt ,srT'
cure Fever and Ague, and I'll cue, YI.-',,
Bilious, Scarlet, typhoid. TeIos r1 :,
FeVer3 (aided By Railways Pills. n ~, !.
RADWAY's READY RzLfzg. % n isz.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

MELANCHOLY Barber with a soul
above his business): ~ don't gee much
OF a livin' by il, STRIP Customer
(through the lather): Then-you ought
for you scrape hard enough-for it!''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
YOUTHS COLUMN.

The Dog, Cat and OI.-There was a
dog, and there was cat, and there was
an OK. The dog it sed 10 the OK, the
dog did:
.'That's nifty long tail you got there,
mister, with nice tossle to the end,
but you can't waggle il wen you meet
your master"
Then the cat sed to the OK, too:
mo, indeed, and you can't bio it up
like bloom wen you git mad"
Then the lam it said:
ssYou amt able for TO twinkle it,
either, wen you think of something
funny"
The OK he thot a while, and bime by
he spoke up and sed his ownself:
'si plade ho0ky wen | was a little boy
so much that | dident learn them vain
accomplishments, that's fack, but i
got a tolablv good bisness edecashun,
and CESS meb5e you fellers wude have
to cum to me for TO hellep you out il
you had to III order for ok tail soop.'
Wen Mister Gipple was in Africa he
seen sum natif niggers which is called
Hottentops, and they likes their beet
raw, like dogs, and he see EN- cut il orr
of the cattles vile they was a life and
beilerin. And sum of the cattles mad
ben cut up a good deal that way, but
not ded. One day the King of the Hot
tentops he see Mister Gipple, and he
sed. the King sed:
"Did YOU see any cattles long the road
you cum? Cos mine have strade away
and L cant find them
Mi,I,r Gipple he sed:
"Nes, sir, Jest over be yond that hill
is porter house stake with one horse
broke orf, and bout mile further long
yule fiud RIB roast eatin the wilers.
ana near by / s5ensto houtcEes OF bull
filing sum soOp bones, and onto the
other side OF the spring guess yule see
q liver and sum trIpe laying III the
shade and chewn their cuds."
But Mister Brily the butcher he mock
en- onto the he'd with axes aud cut their
.throte in a minnit, and me and Billy we
say hOaray-
Cows i beef, and a calef il is veal,
but liuie pigs is mutton.
One time was In Mister Brily's shop
and he had cut OF a pigs ned and set Ii
on the top of a bari, and ole CATER
Peters he cum in and seen 1t, and he
seq. ole CATER die:
Mister Brily, yure pig is a Citing
OUT
Mister Briiy he luked, and then he
sod:
That's so, CATER, you jest take that
stick and rap him onto the nose fore he
can draw il in
So CATER he took up the stick and
snook up reel sll, and fetched the pigs
lie a regular nose wipe, hard as ever he
cude with the stick, and nocked the
pigs he'd off tie bari, and you never
seen sech q stoni,h ole man. But Mis-
ter Briiy ne pretended like he wasent
Il looSIn, and ole GIIiCr he sed:
mister Briiy, yOu must excuse me,
but Nen 1 struck al that pig it lodged
and cut lis he'd OF agin the edje of the
barl."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

DEAREST of Loves: Ny angel, we
ought to be thinking of getting back ,o
town." Dearest OF pets: As soon as
ever you like, dearest, TO be done with
this weary incoming and spOOning."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

"Now tell me candidly, are you gull
typ" asked a lawyer of his client in the
county jail. why, do you suppose
III be fool enough to hire a lawyer if
| was innocent?'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

BEAUTIFIERs. Ladies, you cannot
make fair skin, rosy cheeks and spark
ling eyes with all the cosmetics OF
France, or beautifiers of the world,
while in poor health, and nothing will
give you such strength, buoyant spirits
and beauty as Hop Bitters. a trial is
certain proof. See another column.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

THE removal of the duty on quirine
ought TO diminish the number of Shak-
ers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

OF course employers and employees
can never agree while there is a stri-
king difference between them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
Oliver Ditson & Co, Boston.
il. DITSoN d co..
922 Chestnut st.. PhIia-

Pianos and Organs fdr sfi s5'f Gsy. 9'Ts9i4s 5s5Ps
sdvapss in priees Piano., $40 to 90 ssiop or
free. SLeet Music, = price. Dollars worth, u
rr,ce. catalogue OF loo pieces sent for &c. stamp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

FENCEs.-On most farms there are
too many fences. But as fencing ma
tcrial grows scarce the evil is curing
itself. As tLey fall into decay they are
not renewed, and in few years the
ground they occupy is cleared and the
divided lot. are thrown into one. But
this is a slovenly and wasteful way.
In all cases it is better, il permanent
fence is not needed, to remove it before
it rots away, and il possible use the
material where 1t can be of real advan-
tage. \ few fences and those perfect
of their kind should be the rule. The
land which useless fence occupies is
worse than wasted, for il is necessarily
a harbor for weeds and shrubs which
rob the soil even where the plow can
20. Very many farmers can dispense
with much fencing that they deem nee
essary. Fall pasturing, especially OF
Young clover, is often not worth 80
much ~ the clover leaves would be to
fall on the ground as mulch. Tenn
porary fences will take the place OF
many which have been permanent. and
in places where land is dear and the
amount of stock kept is small, soiling
is fast coming into favor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
DR. RADWAYS
Regulatin Pills

Perfectly tssteless, elegantly ccs's w
gum, purge, regulate, puri! -. !
strengthen- Radrays Pills for - = M
disorders OF the Stomach, Li'sf, H-sA H,,,il,-1
ney5, Bladder. NSrTCus DSsssee =, -,
Constipation, COstiyeless, l1lises.o-. =: 7;
sisI Biliousness, Fsvsr, lnna-ns,.9.. !. :. \
Bowels, Piles, Lnt All dsTAngenels =
ternA yiscera Warranted 70 eletI - :,
cure. Purely Vegetable, CONTAINING
cury, mineral or teIctertOu5 trrE>
" Observe the following synp'c-s..! =
ing from disorders Of the DlsesuTs VN'-
Constipation, Inward Piles, r1;..sS;, ;,,-,.)
Blood N the Head. AclditJ q as -
Nausea. Heartburn, Disgust q .oool -1 n
or Weight IN TIE stc-.ch, sorr s.,..i-S 80
ings OF Flutt.rings IA the Pii ~ ~ ~ n 4
Swimming on the sosd. Hurres - -, -
Breathing, Flutteris< e Ds hc-,N ..,-.--- -,
Sufiic ating Sensatioss Wien u -: y :: 4 u
Dots or VETS before the signt, ts,s..s- ts,.. > 4.
Pain in Ecad. Deficiency OF Iersp;. 4. - - .,
Iowness OF SKIN and Eyes, Pa y 1v-.,,.,.,I
Limbs, and .ud6e1 FlusEes OF HsaA '---
the Flesh.
A few coses Of RADwAIs - - -
Lhs system from all Of the soofe In,,.6sS
trk P-ics S. cen1 PEI box so y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

MANI persons have a bad headache every
few days. 1t can lie stopped IN one hour by
DIR. DAYS CURE FoR HEADACHE. Ask your
druggist, or 1t Will be sent by mail on receipt
OF price-Fifty cents. ID. Il. DAY, MdSway,
PENNSYLVANIA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

II You would Enjoy Good Health Take
HOQfInd-s German Biitsrs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

LIPS is noun, and yet they often
make a conjunction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

Hfestelrs TeRer Ointment VII cure every
orm of Te.ter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08


4 Dralrer Of ButIerf!eS.-My dear lit
lie friends, 30 you not all love butter
flies? | DO dearly, and l am going to
tell YOU OF a drawer fall | once had.
One day. not many years ago, when
| was a child, land just a fuii OF frolic
and mischief - any of you my broth
e., who was yesr or two older than
myself, said, LEI us go chrysaiis hunt
ing this afternoon, and see il we can
hatch some butterflies from them"
Mother had told us they would. sill,
| ought 10 be ashamed 20 say il, hadn't
/, little ones, fOI we should never for
moment doubt a parents word we
were little doubtful about it; we
CO llln'T understand how a beautiful,
ga zy-winged, gauiily-spOtted butter
ny. would come from 4 little, brown,
bArky chrysalis, such as you all have
seen hanging by a slender, yet strong,
woody thread on the under side of a
feuce-raii, or 10 the side OF the house.
- we thought we would try for our
selves aud see il il was really so. Our
reward for an hours search was
fifteen or twenty little, wriggling
chTy salises.
An old-fasniOned bureau We had in
our chamber, in which we kept our
Sunday school papers and other things,
and in one of the drawers in which
were d lot of papers, We deposited our
treasures.
Every day for week or two we Wis
tied the drawer in hopes of finding the
butterflies, but never butterfly had
gladdened our longing eyes, so at last
we grew TRAD OF waiting, and seldom
went near them. But one Sabbath
morning. not being well. had to re-
main at home while The others went 10
church, and, wanting something to
read, thought of MY Sunday-schO0i pa
pers. So up stairs l went and drew
open the drawer, unmindful Of any
thing save the papers was after. And
What do you suppose greeted my sight:
The little barky chTysalis as before
No, Indeed. Bat a drawer fnl!, Or i
seemed 10 be, fun OF the most beautiful
butterflies Z ever saw.
There were pain light, and DARK ycl
low; yellow with brown aud b.acl
spots, ana stripes on thei- wings
brown with purple, yellow, blue, black
red spots and stripes, and couldn't be
gin 10 name the cOlOrS which some o
IA m largest possessed. 4 number ver
htaJ, p!obaDil lAO>c HaltHcu Hlst; DA
there We're ten or twelve - lively a
life could make them, aud ncw abou
the chamber, a!ishtng On wall, ceilin:
aud floor. | hurried 10 {; e windoS
aud closed it, and kept them prisoner
until meeting was over: then after a.
the family had s,eH aud admired them
opened the Tyindow ANA one by Oh
the flew out into the golden sunlight I
pass the rest OF iHejT lives amongst IN
flowers which they 30 much resemO Die
and from which they get their susten
aHce.
Our curiosity was satisfied; Ne ha
found out through experience tha
what moLher had said was trae; also
that We DO not kHOw what beautiiu
things can he, an. are hidden beneIt
: darH, ung&ir surface.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

TUr WAITER CAUGHT HIM.-When
thev serve you brandy in Paris II Is
brought in a little caraile marked on on
the sides so as to show exactly now
MANY glasses are taken out. "hen
you come to pay. the garcon has only
TO look at the caraffe and the amount
remaining tells how much has Deeh
used. This gave an ingenious gentle
man an idea. He would drink three
petits verres and then pour IN water SC
that it would apperr he had but one.
Tie thought nobody obsc rved the mean
trick.
After two or three days this custom
er found the brandy very feeble, and
he called the garcon.
"Garcon," he said, what is the
matter with this brandy!'
-.It is the same, sir"
"That cannot be. Day before yes
terday it was delicious, to-day IL Is
hardly stronger than water.
IL have the honor to inform Mon
sieur that it is not only the same bran
DIV, but that | have carefully given
Monsieur every day the same bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

roR PrxrIEs on the Face, use HieskeITs Tst-
fr OiI.tmeIsL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08

RAISING PIGs.-The most important
thing for the swine breeder at this sea-
son of the year is TO get the greatest
possible growth from his spring pigs.
There is no period in the life of the
hog when so great a return for the food
consumed is possible as during the first
six months, and il is here that the ad-
vantases of skilful feeding are apparent.
Unless great care be taken the growth
of the pig will be seriously checked
wnen it is from three TO five weeks old.
The milk of the dam, which was ample
to promote rapid growth in the litter
of pigs during the first two or three
weeks, is not sufficient TO answer the
demands of the same litter as they grow
older. Hence the pigs shsuld early be
taught to look elsewhere for part of
their susfenance. This is an easy mat
ter. 4 little milk or nutritious food of
any kind, in liquid form, placed con-
yenientlv by, where the pigs can have
access to il At all times, but beyond the
reach of the sow. will soon do the work,
and il should be replenished frequently
through the Gay. If this is attended to
there will be no ''stunting" of the pigs
at this critical period, and their growth
will be uniform and rapid. a good
clover pasture is a valuable adjunct and
helps wonderfully. The true secret of
pork making is topush the pig from the
date of birth until il is big enough for
the market. and the earlier the age at
which this point can be reached the
greater is the return for the food con-
sumed. \ slOp made of corn and oats,
ground in about equal parts, with lit
tie oatmeal added. makes the best food
for the soy while sucking, to increase
the flow of milk; and this, with clover
pasture and plenty OC soaked corn dur
ing the summer, will promote a rapid
and healthy growth of the pigs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
HUMOROUS.

A CONDUCTOR of a Western tram saw
the bell rope jerk one night last week. h
and the train soon came TO stoP.
Rushing out to the engine he found tha .
engineer who wanted to know why
the signal to stop was given, ana Just
then The bell in the cab rang aSa;h.
Rushing back through the tram, the
conductor reached the sleeping ear,
where he saw a young grcen-lookin,g
fellow pulling Justify on the rope. as y
the conductor came up the yonns ,out man nan
said. $50 you've come at last. I've
been ringing for the last fifteen min
ntes. Bring me a lemonade with a
dash of whisky in it, and bring me
nitcber of hot wator." "l'll pitch you
ont of the window if you pull that cord
again" yelled the enraged conductor.
The Young man didn't know what
trouble he had caused until ne gave
the porter a quarter to give him the
name of the waiter who had lnsuiteo
him. SO he could be reported to the
landlord of the sleeping ear.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-10-08
DOMESTIC.

c,,,,,r RELIEF FOR IEETHING
The tortures which babies
have TO undergo are so many anu ~
n;tiful. and visited impartiaiiy on al
phont them i'm travel and at home; so
'nanv ajling. miserable little creatures
nro to he seen on the cars anu icriy
Inots taken out by their distracted
motber for change of air, that ieei II
viii he giving general relief to tell the
advice of a hospital physician, which
,,roved an entire success in my ow
Emily. The pain of teethipg may De
aimost done away with, and the health
Of the child benefited, by giving IL
6pe splinters of ice, picked oil with
min TO melt in his month. Inc iraS-
pn', -, ;S so small that it is but a drop OF
warm water before it can be swaiio" Gu, /,
and the child has all the cooihess ioi
its fevered gums, without the siShI-
est injury. The avidity with Which
the little things taste the coollnS NOR
sal. the instant quiet when succeeus
hours of fretfulness, and the sleep
which follows the relief, are the Dest
wiluess to this magic remedy. ice
NAV be fed to a three months child thls
way. each splinter being no larger thah
=, common pin, Tor five or ten minutes
the result being that it has swallowed
i'm that time a IeaspOonful OF warm Wa
ter. which so far from being harni'
is GOOD for il, and the process may DC
repeated hourly, or as often as the
fretting fits from teething begin.
COOKING MEATs.-It is generally con-
ceded that the French beat all the BAL
ance of the world in the preparation
land cooking of meats. A leading fea'
ture in their manipulation, consists III
keeping the meat for a day or two, ac-
Icordlnv to the weather, that 1t may
lose the toughness always possessed Dy
meat when fresh killed. The old hen
killed upon the farm, and put INTO the
not or oven as soon as il can be gol
ready, requires one-third more COOKING
Than if nicely dressed and put away
first putting few Jumps OF charcoa
inside after cleaning it well, keeping
il for a day or more, according TO the
weather. Bui the very opposite holds
good of butter and tender fruits. They
reouire no '.tendering" and are bes'
when fresh. Meats are kept by the
Chinese quite a while, in excellent or
der. by dipping into boiling water.
This forms the albumen into a hrn
coating upon the surface, excluding
the air from the inner parts. The
meat is then placed in an earthen yes
sci and covered with cold water, oil be,
ing then poured upon the top of the
water to exclude all air. This plar
could be adopted by our farmers with
advantage, an the mode is simple, ant
requires no expensive fixtures.