The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-10-16
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An Infallible Remedy.

An lnfallible Remedy.
Is. If there is one thing more than another
that annoys q good wife, who lis. ner-
vously sensitive to all that is gross and
ill-timed, it is the habit some 'htis-i
bands have of using profane language in
their homes. In many cases this is mere,
thoughtlessness on the part of the good
man, who never gives thought to the
better-half; even should she mildly re-
monstrate, he pays no attention to the
rebuke. = s.. - assts -
A lady whose husband was addicted to
the bad practice we have alluded to,
| came to her family physician, laid her
| grievances before him and said: 10 atn
! .ttrate oWI WitR ii him, and try try to break him
of his habit? L know he will listen to
! ayo1.n {. u, "a ..sa s,.i q -
dssWhy madam. said the doctor sf'he
I would paw no attention to anything i
| could say to him; but as you have come
to me, although somewhat out of my
| line, i will recommend prescription,
to beeadministered by you that will GER
| tainIv cure him. 1t is an infaflible
] remedy ,I,s $50 49, Jsaf Il
teOh, what is it doctorw ;Iiw T.,
=. "WeH, when John comes home again
and swears, do you swear back At Em.'
| OF course, dom want you to takei the
name of the Lord in vain, but d-n things
a little for his benefit" sf& gu
And And sba d;d sf7es7s .isoogast4 :gr52sI
The next day. JOHN came in and in
auirsa, ,S yasshsr / nat dinner ready and ad
""e MxWam som - - tIa ,v;i IL y, said
he. ,to,a,;
Because she replied, "the wood Was
\ so7d-d wet the fire swouldn''t rburf.aao 9
F. "Why, Mary, what is the matteR With
/ you? 4 Are yeuacrazy, or haYeosyen been en
Il dfinkingT s&GEsa4aa la.a saesasa
".Neither," shesaid, and qqiet tlgi pro-
ceeded to put on the dinner. | auasaa
The beef didn't melt like butter be
/ forts ADMINISTRATION ike 90 mn NM dh fpdia-
rubber; and inally John a bIiiEtsd hl sa s9Ntii;
What M makes this d-nb beef 50 internal
fought? .8saH .a..s, . aso5 aiiifA /
to to the butchers, M aid, without knowing
some id old stag that ia dft been fed
IOT n InOilGI
John jumped DIP, looked atshis wife in
dismay, and wanted to know what such
language from her lips meant.g - nid
"It means just this, John: youare the
head of the family, and just tas long as
you think it manly to swear in my pres
ence, | intend to do the same. If you
don't like to hear it, you know how to
prevent it." / 8aid
The cure was radical, and to this date
Mary has never been compelled to,Iad.
minister another dose. Of DR.. NJ 90
prescription, atf.s, ssts, saaf
Skilled Workmen heeded.tsi cid
It is said that large shoe manu-;
facturer advertised in Boston and New
York for twenty five shoe-fitters 10 work
in his factory, offering full current rates
and steady work. The advertisement
brought only one application ,a .dst
About the same time a Boston firm
advertised for book-keeper, and the
next days mail brought 3E answers Il
4 During the; same month an advertise
ment for clerk, in a Detroit paper
brought thirteen applications theafrsl
day, and a greater number of lettersane
!. applications the next day. ~
a q An ad dyertisement, for q week in the
same ,eityt calling for "a q s!'a carpenter
brought gt.Ssl only leu f9dnr replies. eess..,.s.,,s.
considerable city in the land an adver
tisenlentsdfor.s a Il book-keeper or retail
clerks will bring fifty times as many re
plies as an advertisement for a fairwork
: man in any trade. - ssl sasi s'ss
1t is also probable that. in amy ant
( / fx,trr
|. are nowhere near as large as the, earning
rious trades.
Further, it is fairly certain that, with
! equal capacity, industry and athfift, tn
achieve a reasonable competence soone
than the young man who st sticks aS TO clerk 4
F ing: while the chances for materially
,. improving ones condition are more mi
merous in the trades than ehind tn,
Why is it, then, that the boys allwan
. parents encourage them in looking for /,
! chance to "get into business,'II and il
: looking down on mechaniess employ
! ment, as though there could he an,
calling more wretchedly mechanical thai
\ | 4
. teachers almost invariably train. thei
r pupils to look above mechanical pui
! suits?' s.4 zlso s,asI
E What the country wants now is. work
' men--intelligent, industrious, thrift,
i worklnen; men who can. do skllfpll,
. the work that waits for doingA wh9pal
I invent new and betterzprocesses fprqde
= veloping the crude resources Of the land
and for conyerting brute mattar int
life-sustaining and life-enriching wealth.
discount There are too many Of them
. And the professions, so-called, are, almos
= equally crowded with men who 'hav
nIsaps %sas stS \ Dc i 1esss S1s festsn tim
: practical was worth SO much as noN
Yet our, Young men swarm after clefl
. ships. III !, ~ ..sssb "a .as.'.s
v A@& as A French Tragedy
!, A sad drama has just been enacted a
Lille. ..AWifloW named Julie Marthie
Q was married on Monday to quartz
!, master of gendarmerie. named Single
u They were on the point of leaving fl
} their new home at Chinon, when the
Il received sthe n visit Of one Espel. wh
5 lived with his, mother on the secon
: floor Of the house occupied by the brid
After breakfasting together In the mo.
= cordial manner, Espel embraced the
and bade them adieu. sineier the
went out to fetch cab, which was
to take them to the station, but on
return after lapse Of ten minutes; a no
> rible spectacle met his view. Espel ",
+ living lifeless lin the passa0e, his hea
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