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GTRAYED-From q. South First street, : red Gov
~ with spotted fsoe; one horn partly broken of.
ANY Information Of her whereabouts win bo thank
fully received BY JOHN CARROLL Minneapolis.
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Bazills 4 Guerin's Addition.

All objections to said assessment must be
made in writing, and fled with the clerk of
said Board at least one day prior to said meet
ing. GEO. Il. BECKER, President.
Official: Il. Z. GoRMAN.
Clerk Board of Public Works. 1886
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

First Division st. p. q p, II. r. q 81. r. M :.
4 NJ. Railroad Lines.
Tor Breckenridge, Glyndon, Fishers Landing and
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|Le. daily,lAr. Daily,
!!Ex.sundylEx,': {

Trains arrive and depart from The 81. Paul Pxcd-
&c depot, Minneapolis.
Tickets and slesping car befths secured It city
ticket Office, No. s Warrington avenue, Opposite
Nicollet House) W. g. Teller Ticket Agent a1,d a
St Paul Pacific depot, Minneapolis, and at 1l6
East Third street, St Paul-Geo. d. Hazard, Ticket
Agent CHAS. r. HATCH, Gen. Man.
a. 81. BoDE Pass. Au,t.
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Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway.
Passenger Depot foot Of jackson street. Ticket
and Freight Office Southeast Corner Of Third and
Jackson streets. Thompson Petsch, Ticke. Agents,
St. Paul.
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Westward.
Leave.

Northern Pacific Railroad.
Depot foot Of Sibley street. Ticket and Freig,,t
CfficA. No. Iackeon
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WHEAT.

Cash and June wheat closes in Chicago on cali
board at $1.02h.
July closes on call board at 96Hc
Wheat receipts in Chicago, 6s,567 bushels; shlr.
ments, 127, ,S47 bushels.
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Il . II q
4 NJ. Railroad Lines.
For Breckenridge, Glyndon, Fishers Landing and
IAN l~vsa0Oe1 Issvs. 1HA's-v1'1 411sv. naD sohr1'
annsspois s.ss ?. m. Fisnsts IS I2 50 pm
:. v,n..,t Leave % !, Arrive
Breckenridge. 10 Is pm st PAUL. 10 80
Except saturday. tE.oept Sunday.
6auk Rapids, Rank Centre and Aexandria-NOrth.
g.. g. P.u' P.u' ,:os !. n g. Cloud 3 II: :ss.m
snnsapo. a. Is sisesnali. a o9aa IS pm
Minneapolis :2s pm, 2 m Ale1andria 80 m
Alsxsndria. -. 2:so : m Minneapolis. s:45 :
Alexandris. 8:45 . M Minneapolis s rs m
y Cloud. 80 m st Paul. 10 :O5 ID
st Cloud 2:5O Op m st Paul. $40 m
81 Paul and Minneapolis Trains.
Se. Yaul :05 .. M. Minneapolis 2 40 m
st. Paul 7:45 .. M. Minneapolis 8:2O m
q. Paul $40 .. m. Minneapolis IS m
st Paul t12 100 NJ. Mn'apolis 10 :s5 m
g. Paul !. ts:1o ;. m. Hinns.polk IS - Pm
81. Paul rs 100 p. m. Minneapolks5:38 pm
St. Paul s5 40 p. m. Minneapoliss6:26 pm
St. Pau. $40 p. m. Minneapolis 6:55 I'M
Leave. Arrive.
1nDsspe!: s:ss M s: s. .a P.a!. ..tfe: s :
ssaannsan%e,,. sainnsn% % 10 80 M s. P.n!--.Ii :os
Minneapolis = IS. NJ. y. Pau! = es P. M
Minneapolis. =. 6:s5 p. m. st. Psul- 7:10 p. N
st. Paul. Minneapolis, and Lake Minnetonks.
Le st. Paul. Ar. Minneapolis. Ar Wayzata
1:1sa. 1:is m. n, s:2oa :2oa s:a.. m.
IS 200 p. m. 1888 D. m. s6: :2Op m
Le. Wayzata. Ar. Minneapolis. Ar. St Paul.
fy:l5 Q. m. 1856 Z. m. tl0:3O L. m.
II :Oo q NJ I:46a. m. 1890 p. m.
6:6o p. M 6:35 p. m. 7:l0p. m.
Sunday trains to Lake Minnetonka
LIE. st. Paul. Ar. Minneapolis. Ar wayzsta
e:05 m. $3.50 g.. m. O:3o a. m.
Le Wayzata. Ar. Minneapolis. Ar. st. Paul.
6:53 p. m. 6:38 D. M 7:l5p. m.
tDaily.
*Except Saturday.
Except Monday.
Main lne trains run through to st. Vincent without
change-palace sleeping coach attached.
In effect on and after Sunday, May 25th.
J. P. FARLEY, Gen Manager and Receiver.
Y. s. ALk1ANDER. General PASSENGER Agent.
Northern Pacific Raj
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Le, daily.IAr. Daily.

| 1:55 pmt 10:45pm
k1. sat'y.
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CORN.
-ruYNAI
PORK.

Corn receipts In Chicago, 2SO, $40 bushels; ship
rnents $40 TIA huahaIs
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OTATE OF MINNEsOTA-COUNTY OF RAM
y SEY-ss. In Probate Court, Special Term
May 26, 1879.
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Z RENTEs- -1l6f 62hc.
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e. Paul. Is 100 p. M.
Minneapolis, t.3S p. ~.
Breckenridge. :. AS . n
st Vincent. f0: 40 q m
Fisher's Land'g.. 2:40 pm
Breckenridge. 10 As pm
Except Saturday. tExce
Branch Line Trains, for Ane
Sank Rapids, sauk Csntre
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The Grant Circus Numbug.


The proposed excursion to San Francis
co to meet Gen. Grant promises to serve
at least one good purpose. 1t will deter-
mine, within certain approximation, lim-
tied to four thousand, the number of fools
in The country. That is. if the number Of
this class of ornaments of society who
can command $3.50 or 1926 does not cx-
ceed 1000, the roll Of the excursionists
will constitute an accurate census of them.
1t is not easy to imagine more egregious
and offensive piece OF nonsense than this
trant-continental circus, this gigantic ex-
hibition Of peripatetic clap-trap. If Grant
was not in the field for the presidential
nomination it would still be ludicrous. A.
it is, it is something more. 1t is an offense
to the common sense OF the American
people, which proposes to choose its Pres
ident with its eyes open; which, it it
chooses Grant, will do so as a deliberate
choice Of evils, not because it has been
humbugged by manufactured boom.
Grant has good deal of horse sense, and
this clap-trap should be offensive to him,
too. Perhaps it will have a second healthy
effect, that Of disgusting the public and
The recipient both, and letting the wiad
put OF the Grant bubble through mighty
lit extending clear across the continent.
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BOHEMIAN, MONTANA, THURSDAY, JUNE 49, 1879

ana were every one for whom lie did som,
loving service to bring blossom to tn,
grave, he would sleep tonight beneath
wilderness of flowers. Life is q narrow
vale between the cold and barren peaks O.
two eternities. We strive in vain to looh
beyond the heights. We cry aloud, and
the only answer is the echo of our wailing
cry. From the voiceless lips of the unre.
plying dead there comes no word, but in
| the night of death, hope sees a star, and
listening love can hear the rustic of a
wing. He who sleeps here, when dying,
mistaking the approach of death for the
return OF health, whispered with his latest
breath, Il am better now.' Let us believe,
in spite of doubts and dogmas, and tears
and fears. that these dear words are true of
all the countless dead. And now to you,
who have been chosen from among the
many men he loved to do the last sad office
for the dead, we give his sacred dust
Speech cannot contain our love. There
was, there is, no gentler, stronger, manlier
man,
There were no ceremonies whatever at
the grave, but pathetic scene occurred
when the Misses Lawler, daughters of the
late Gen. Lawler, and adopted children of
Eben e. Ingersoll, to whom they we're de-
votedly attached, took their last leave of
their dead foster father. One of them
tainted in being taken to her carriage, and
the other fingered at tile grave until almost
forcibly led away by her friends.
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His wife had, probably, been arguin,
and coaxing for years, for he looked like
man whose spirit had been worn out be
fore he had consented to have his photo
graph taken. He had halted at the door O
gallery, as if trying to invent some ex
cuse, but she pushed him up stairs, and be
was in for it at last. He hoped the pho
tographer would be crowded with work
but he wasn't. He hoped the camera was
out of order, but it was in fine condition.
''Can't take me to-day, can your he
queried.
"Oh, yes-take you right away" was
the reply.
''Have got to sit up straight%'
''No; sit as you please"
"Hain't these clothes too lightT'
'Not Bit"
81 can't spare over three minutes"
'Very well-Ill take you in two."
There was no way to get rid OF 1t, and,
with despairing look around and frown
at his wife, the old chap dropped into a
chair with a sigh, shut his eyes, crossed
his legs and groaned out:
swell, if 1 must, must. Bring on your
laughing-gas, and don't let my wife go
through my pockets while I'm uncon-
scious!"
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Wit and HltDz0r.

| 1t was goose that laid q golden eg,
and got killed for it.
| Why do cornstalks have ears? To hea
the corns 'alk, Of course.
| What pity it is that men of large mean
are so apt to be men of very small ends.
In sitting for picture, the person whe
winks at the camera gets reply in til,
negative.
The Washington Capital. which is au
thority on slang, says ''Cheese it, is cor
ruption of Don't give it whey"
More frogs legs are eaten in America
than in France. And so there should be.
Is not our national game croak-eh?
An Irish cr;er at Ballinasloe being order
ed to clear the court, did so by this an
nonncement: ''Now, then, all ye black
guards that isn't lawyers must lave the
coort."
A bug bites an oyster, and 10! pearl
begins to grow. But. if a bug bites man
in boarding-house, he forthwith consiens
his landlady to the same place that Inger-
soil is trying to abolish.
A market man was nercilessly swindled
in the town of B.. His misfortune gave
him very unfavorable opinion of the resi-
dents, ard he expressed his opinion of
them by saying that if the angel Gabriel
stopped at B. there would be no resurrec.
ton. ''Why?" asked a listener. because
the people would swindle him out of his
horn before he had time to blow single
toot."
A few days since party of gentlemen
were together. One man, joker, stepped
up to member of the party and, holding
long hair before his eyes, said: s.See
here, old fellow. this looks suspicious.
Where did this long hair come from?"
''Why, that's from my wife's head"' ..Are
you sure of it?'' '.Sure of it? of course |
am. You don't suppose you would find
any other woman's hair about me, do you?''
mo. probably not, but am so sorry you
are SO sure it is your wife's hair, for just
picked it off the coat of this gentleman. "
pointing to friend near by.
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She Told NiA EOrEume.

'This j. the station, is it p be asked, o.
they opened the door OF cell No. at til,
Central and waved him in.
eyes"
s'Then Pm tie same as in Jail, am I?'
sYou are.''
"All right! This is the last gol darneC
time I'll believe anybody under oath? Sc
60 ahead with your old bastile business ,
He was young man of twenty -four
wearing his oyer-alls in his boot-legs, and
before coming to town he had broken of
a twig from peach tree, and placed the
left ear.
''Hast thou been deceived! inquired
our reporter. as the officer got through.
locking the cell door.
''Hast 1? Well, you'd better bet hast
l! I'm a reg'lar eight rail fence blown
fiat by tornado! I'm going to commit
suicide when get out O. this, ami
A chew of tobacco and a few kind words
oraned his heart and he explained:
You see, l lost my dog in town the
other day, and came in this morning to
find him. Dad, the darned old basswood,
told ME to call on fortune-teller and find
out who stole Tige. and Twas fool enough
to do it-f-O-o-l enough to do it. called
on woman back up here about a mile,
gin her two dollars, and says l, Where's
Tige? He's up here in Dutchman's
yard. says she. Did he steal him? says l.
he did, says. she. Then III bust his head,
says /. You will marry rich, have lots of
happiness, live to be hundred years old.
and go to Heaven when you die, say she.
and she stopped rolling her eyes and
hawked on to them two dollars like tur-
key on a 'tater-bug."
And you found Tige?''
"You hold on! l found the Dutch
mans, and says l, Where's my dog? II
lon't know, says he. You're liar, says
[, and with that we had it this way and
.'other, and he had just flung me out
loors when the Constable came along and
lailed me.'
ssWell?'
"Well, I'm in nice fix, 1 am! Tise
zone, two dollars gone, me in the Jug, and
lad planting corn with blind eye and a
anne back! We're nice family, take us
II in heap, and you go out and bet ten
o one we are! No, you can't help me
ny, less you want to leave ne a lead-pen-
il. l feel like composing a poem on a
Dol, and I'll write it on the wall here.
iood-bye, Mister-come back in an hour.
nd Ill have the poem done and be in my
rave, mebbe, for | can't bear up under
loren wagon load of ."-Detroit
rec Press. q
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enc OF Hf. LincOln's PARALLELS,
Washington Letter TO Boston Journal

washington LeU6r 10 Boston journal.
Rev. DR.. Sold, the rabbi of Jewish
synagogue at Baltimore, who was often
here during the war, says very correctly
that it was the martyr-President' nature
to argue point, but that when persons
would come to him with complaints he Of
ten gave them his views in short and
comprehensive parable. He would thus
often unravel an intricate and knotty ques-
ton by his keen and incisive wit. As, for
instance: Some western gentlemen called
at the White House and harangued Mr..
Lincoln in an excited manner about the
omissions and commissions Of the admin
istration. He heard them with his usual
patience, and finally said: 'Gentlemen,
suppose all the property you were worth
was in gold, and you had put it in the
hands of Blondin to carry across the Nj
agara Falls on tight rope, would you
shake the rope while he was passing over
it, or keep shouting to him, 'Blondin,
stOOp little mOre.' Go Z little faster.'
No, am sure you would not. You would
hold your breath as well as your tongue,
and keep your hands off until he was safe
ly over. Now, the government is in the
same situation, and is carrying across q |
stormy ocean an immense weight; untold |
treasures are in its hands; it is doing the |
best it can; don't badger it /; keep silence,
md 1t will get you safely over"
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Virginia City (Nev. Enterprise.

1
An evening or two since son of Erin
was telling crowd about the man who
fell into the South Utah shaft last winter.
breaking both legs and lying at the bot
tom OF the shaft some three days before
he was discovered. He said SIT was only
by the mercy of God that he was at last
found. BY q wonderful eAance-divil
knows what sint him!-s man wint into
the tunnel, gropin' and gropin' his way
10 1g toward the ould shaft into the fure
& ~ same. As he was scoopia' along
T. y in the dark he heard the call of .
y. It was faint hike the voice of q sick
man or the groan of ghost. The hair Of
his head stood On ind. The voice was 10
paited The man was bold spite off
his fright and he groped ahead and soon
came to the mouth o. the wiaze. He list
ened and the call O. the voice was repeated.
1t came up from the bottom OF the ould
shalk.
".Is It there yeu arer said the man ct |
the top.
"It = Asrs am,' said the sella at the
bottom.
".Ars ~ tar dssenr says the lklla At the
top.
".rm . Corkonian,' says the fella At the
tse bottom, and divil . bit more do I know |
. how The posf tella gct found"
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Mans Better-Huf.

She handed him her album,
In Which to write line
OF friendship, love and flowers,
SplendiferOnsly fine.
She murmured, as she got it back,
In rather pettish tones,
"You might have written somethin9 be
sides
Yours truly, L. A.-Jones.'
A lady has discovered that aqua ammo
mia is almost IN instantaneous cure for Z
scald.
Eve was the first, and We reckon the
only, woman who did not gather up hea
dress in both hands and yell at the sight
Of snake.
The OswegO Record says that however
bold man is, he will vince little when a
woman seizes q rollingpin and demands a
pail of water.
A woman was sitting at the breakfast
table the other morning, when an almost
breathless neighbor came in and informed
her that her husband was dead. She calm
ly remarked: "Wait till I'm through break
fast and then you'll hear howling'
The widow OF eX-Postmaster-Gener
Alexander w. Randall still thrives as a
raiser OF cattle upon her lands in Nebraska.
For several years, it is said, her sales of
stock have reached $4,000 year, and the
herd is as large again rs it was when she
assumed the management.
About the poorest ''Pinafore" joke Of ali
was tried on Miss Anthony. II shall never
marry!' said the lady, sternly. "What,
neverT' exclaimed the gentleman to whom
she was talking. ''Now you go right away
from here" replied tie lady, with great
violence, ''or III hit you with my umbrel-
la
The school committee of indianapolis |
appointed committee OF ladies to investi-
gate the question Of teaching dressmaking
and cutting in the public schools, and five
out OF thirteen girls who were selected to
cut and ft basque in the presence of the
succeeded perfectly, and only
one failed outright.
As some lady visitors were going through
Z penitentiary under the escort of a super
lntendent, they came to room in which
three women were sewing. "Dear mer'
one of the visitors whispered, ''what Vi
creatures! Pray, what are
hey here for?" Because they have no
'ther home; this is our sitting-room. and
hey ere my wife and two daughters,
'landly answered the superintendent.
This is the way one o. the isslies who be- 6
ong to the Atlantic Contributors Club re-
Members things: General Forrest was I
'uriei the day my new hat came home. I
1ayss was inaugurated the spring made I
ver my old silk. Dickens died when Jen- {
y wss baby. Lincoln was killed when &
iary was creeping. The civil war broke !
ut when Sallie WAS cutting her teeth. The J
Ing OF Spain was born the year l was |
1arried.'' S
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Grandfather Lickshingle threw down the
paper yesterday in disgust, and exclaimed:
ut makes me sick, by gracious; it makes
me sick!''
"What makes you sick, grandfather" )"
asked James.
"Why, here's another coachman runs
away with his employers daughter
ut is certainly too bad" said James.
"And they get married the minute they
are out OF sight of her fathers house."
The poor, silly thing"
"Well, l should say the poor, silly thing!'
l should also say the sap-head, the shallow
pate. the crazy, crsck-brained imbecile."
cOntinl ed grandfather, in 3 towering raxe.
The poor creatures are just from board
ing-school" saM James, with their heads
full OF romantic"
swho's Just from boartlingschoolr'
yelled grandfather.
''The poor. silly girls are"
ssWho's talkin' about girlsT' yelled tho
old man. little more SavaSsly than be.
fore. sta the coachman I'm a-hittin' at,
IL had . son, an he was . good coach
man, an hs would dfAerace himself by mn
MN away with hts employers gitltly dsaeA.
eef. I'd spend my pension money In riotoua
Ifvln' an l wouldn't leave him c.e red can't
to rub against another. Now you bsNS
your old grandfather quote Hhahspaase,r
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Who are TO BlAne9

Mrs. Mary L. Davis, one Of the Pocasset
peculiarities, has written letter desiring a
suspension OF judgment on the part Of the
public. She claims that the Freemans
We're made insane by Methodist persecu-
ton. She says:
"Adventists had nothing to Do with 1t.
If any denomination did, it was the Meth
odists, who drove the people out Of their
senses. You do not condemn the whole
Congregational Society because the Secre-
tary Of Home Missions defaulted. Every
one must stand on their own merit, and it
Is . wrong thing to judge Adventism by
this. If the Bible is true, Adventism must
be, for it is built on it. But we do not
sanction this any more than you Dc. Phase
think Of us Is kindly as you can, and con-
slider that three quarters that you read is
malicious alsehOod."-Heusskold 0ssstts.
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10 0Aee0an4 Heart.
Flower fair, an emblem sad
OF a sorrowing decline,
Nothing has, or ever had
Brighter beauty than is thine.
Still, unlike the world to thee
Bloometh as garden fair,
Unto thee the breezes free
Naught ct evil tidings bear.
Still, the wand'ring breezes sweet
Soon may blast with bitter breath,
Desolation, and complete,
Harshly reign o'er thee in death.
Like to thee, when young and fair,
Lite the race with death begins,
Till exhausted, in despair,
Life sDccumbs, and Death it wins.
Like to the earth's fairest scenes
Bud and. bloom in beauty rare,
Till the shadows intervene
Shedding desolation there.
One by one our joys are past,
One by one..our hopes depart,
Leaving nothing to the last
But broken, ''bleeding heart"
Il. 4. Osborne, in Galena Gazette.
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Noah was a practical temperance man,
who lived on rain water for forty days
Standard.
Yes; but didn't he break his pledge a.
soon a. he got on shore, and didn't his dis
gusted Blue Ribbon boys, Shem, Ham and
Japhet. have to cover him over With an
ulster and have Dr.. Watts re-obligate hint
Don't try TO fool u on scripture |-Ststes
Rights Demoerat.
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P0etru,
Yo0'll UeVeY 6Qeso.

Ysa'M Never Guess.
know two eyes, two soft brown eyes
Two eyes as sweet and dear
As ever danced with gay surprise,
Or melted with tear;
In whose fair rays heart may bask-
Their shadowed rays serene
But, little maid, you must not ask
Whose gentle eyes mean.
know a voice of fairy tone,
Like brooklet in the June.
That sings, to please itself alone,
A little old-world tune;
Whose music haunts the listeners ear,
And will not leave it free;
But shall never tell you, dear,
Whose accents they may be.
l know golden-hearted maid
For whom built shrine,
A leafy neck Of murmurous shade,
Deep in tI1s heart Of mine;
And in that elm and cool recess
To make her home she came
But. oh {! you'd never, never guess
That little maiden's name.
-Harper's Dasaar.