The Osceola times., 1879-02-22
NUMBER As.
FACTS AND FANCIRs.
MlcK's CogkTsHIP.

Come cit by the fre, Mick MAhonsy,
An draw up your CT air by the blsss;
" Its foine plsc. 20 have, altogether"
ssid Mickey, Akin his Ais.
AN IT'S not so bad, Misther Mahopsy,
pace TO the sowi OF poor Patr)
Said the <iddy, feteain' the rocker
Nearer TO where Mickey sat-
wii the pig an the nate little shanty.
The praty-patch-sure, an its ripe
An the putiest wildly, be jabersi"
SAID Mickey, lishtin' hts pipe
az ti, out wid ye, Mick Mahon4y r'
ssid the wildly twitcnin' her chsir. .I
" Gt out when ye sxed me to inter 7"
Cr,sd Mick, bouldiy strokin' her hair. ,.
Would We lave mon ssd and distrsssful,"
As howly Saint Peter should say:
Jest a peep at swate heaven IN give w..
an git out whtn axed him to stsyr
Nov, Nick" said the widdy, sipt dscin',
nid the stone not yit on Psts head /"
AKIN PARDON said Nick, {" but Pats since
Your smilin' would vsksu the dead ~
Oh, Mickey don't, don't BE- onf.elin'i %
All, whirra, me heart Ia 80 sore |"
rnere tnere. swatest hoilie, stop vA.lin'f'
An Mictey went down On The door.
Come be me own dsrnt, me Mollie
An lave OF the srievin Come whist r.
Aud before The sad wildly could hinder,
oIs was smiiin an Poutin', and kissed
SEQUEL f
An Mickey moved into the thaniy,
Wid the widdy, the pratiss an pig.
said he: :" race to the sowl Of poor Patrtcki"
whn he passed round the jug at the jig.
said the wildly, tear on her Iashes:
All, Micsey's the broth OF b.hy;
While me heart 10 s-breakin' for Patrick
Me body is thrilln' vid Ioy"
WOMAN was originally spare rib.
AN Irishman says: at Is . great
pleasure to be alone, especially av your
swateheart is wild ye."
The beauty OF mans parting his hair
in the middle is that it gives both ears
and equal chance to flap.
LET every one sweep the DRIFT IRON his
own door and not busy himself about the
frost on his neighbor's tiles
LOOKING up SO high 'worshiping 20 d.
lently, We tramp out the hearts OF dow.
ers that lift their bright heads for uaand
die alone. y ..r "a,
The man or woman whom excessive
caution holds back from striking the evil
with earnest endeavor, Is poor and COW.
ardly OF purpose. ..,y
BEAUTY may attract love at 6rst, but
it alone cannot retain affection. Its the
sterling qualities Of the heart and mind
that via in The long run.
IT is a dreary sensation to find ones
self wholly forgotten by mere acquain-
tances; but TO find that We have no
place In the thoughts of those We love,
seems in certain sense like being ami.
hilated
THERE is probably not . woman in
this broad sunny land Of ours who does
not think that the carving-f fork was
made for the express purpose OF pulling
corks out OF bluing bottles and lifting
stovelids.
DAN RICE's horse Excelsior has
died This year he died about month
earlier than he has for the past twenty
ysrs. Tnese annual winter calamities to
circus men are what make the profession
successful in summer.
A CoLoREp preacher . while ago gave
out the following announcement
Brothers and sisters, next Sunday, the
Lord willing, there will be baptising In
this place the candidates being four
adults aud three adutres.es."
"WE'RE going home soon," murmurs
an Adventist. Ali right, to Ia; ira 10
Ia you needn't wait tor your daughter,
we'll bring her along. But when you
get there please don't leave the light
where it will shine on the front gate.
A physician, finding a lady reading
Twelfth Night" said: when Shakes.
pesre wrote shout patience on \ monu.
ment, did he mean doctors patients p
"No," she answered.. You don't hnd
them on monumental but under them"
CHARLES READE is mistaken. There
are men who could never learn to use
both hands with equal facility. We saw
one last evening grinding u hand organ
and to save his immortal soul ne couldn't
bulge the crank with his left hand. He
had neglected to bring 1t home with him
when he came out Of the army. And
now let the old mudslipger call us .
bsld-headed horse-thief, II he dares.
The other day a little "hub," four
years old, while playing In the nursery,
came across an old doll, rather the worse
for wear, and icing In generous mood
he took it TO bis mother and said
Mamma, I dsss better div dis to the
swil man when he tums wound, an
p'sps he will take it home to the swill
Ia iy and let her FIX it up oil nj % for the
little swil children to play wis
wouldn't you, mammal"
1T often happens that man IL will
ling to pay compliment, even when he
is unable to pay his other debts. A
compliment, however, may look like the
honey OF the bee, and yet conceal the
sting Of the wasp. A certain lawyer was
compelled TO spologise to the court.
With STATELY dignity, he rose In his Plaoe
and said: "Your honor is right and l am
wrong, as your honor generally i"
There was dszsd look in the judges
eyes, and he hardly knew whether to fee!
happy or fine the lawyer for contempt OF
court.