The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1879-08-09
SClSSORED SORTS.

SClSSORED SORTS.
This years potato raisers are full
OF hOe.up. az. &C..
The best fellows for a square toe
snd-heal walk are the chirapodists.
A nice little boy calls himself Com
pass because he is boxed 80 often.
We don't have ice. cream enough,
ID the great complain; Of sOnle.heI.
When you have feed the waiter al
the summer resort. then he Will tte,i
you.
You cannot tell the character Of a
soda water seller ty looking at his
phiz.
When u halter lis u cap to your
Uranium he cap-sizes your head,
doesn't be?
Now does the summer bOarders re-
semble the Chinanlan, in that he Is
cucumbered.
Girls, don't throw your cast. off
shoes In the alleyways, for alley
CATERS are dangerous.
That was q foe meet-a. Yorick dis
play when Hamlet discovered the
skull Of the dead jester.
HtIaddIing q blind-This phrase
probably refers to equestrian exer.
else on y slightless horse
The animal that pull the canal
boat IL said to resemble the Hall
murderer, inasmuch as he is IL mule
at tow.
The fisherman Is a tryangler sort
Of Acknowledgements Times. He Is
0ftentimes u sort Of u wrecked angler
fellow. besides.
II anybody would il vent some
mucilage that would stick us vel! ao
q fly doestO bald headed man, he
WO06 make fortune
''Beauty and boOty.' says "a young
MAJ. ~ all right, except when tie
dauKhler's beauty Is accompanied b,
the Old geAileman's boOtee."
heoe1 to sleepy Doy) -"Coma,
James, you ought To be up with the
lard Qn, SuOl u beautiful morning
Mattal.Of TACT by "A'l right. But
how % lgoing to yet up there?
A kkench widow is REVEALING the
recent.30a1 Of her husband. II have
ct lev, Jhe consolation" she sOLs
out, dIying her tears: II know
where he spends his nights now"
A schOOlmistress, while taking
down the names AMI ages OF her
pupils and the names Of their par.
ents at the beginning Of the term,
asked one little fellow. whats
your father's name? ''Oh, you
needn't take down his name he's too
old to 30 to school 10 woman" Was
the reply.
40 exchange gives direction for a
good way to build chimney" but
everybody know that the best way
70 build u u On 4 house. A chimney
built IN the lower part Of the garden,
100 feet from the house, would prove
Z ridiculous failure - (Norristown
Herald.
Several boys wedding onions in
Souehpoft were Frustrated by a.
stroke Of lightning. Boys whose
fathers own onion beds should cut
this out and paste It in their fathers
hets.-lDanbury News;
This u the season OF the year when
the ardent college graduate applies
tor tho edit0rship OF the great daily,
and afterwards accepts responsible
situation a. the driver Of q street Car.
-(Chicago Times.
C0nundrum by Smythekins "Why
% the captain Of y ship like an as.
troD0mer ?" All Of Smythekin's fel-
low: erder0 gave 1t up. He brought
% tho anSWer:: Because he sees.
tars. New York Mail.
Pleasure has many definitions, but
u reality Il consists OF going some.
where being perfectly uncomfort.
able all the time while there and
calling i the best time you ever
bed: "-]Msrsthon Independent.
when ! watch q little boy" lisp.
eoe very stupid society man to a
young lady, AL my death in life |,
Where thenteeed on boing q clown"
""Wl4 tA1tv h a. Aesst one case OF
4f1a4ed ambition, was the reply.
l.Chicago school tesehero haven't
beee paid for four months, and they
ASo Hiking "a average Of seven boys |
pr ~ Uach-(Free Press. They |
al! ucking the boys getting their !
back by."'-fRichmond Baton.
Inc man who tried 70 sell rs a
liberty pole for Fourth Of July was
mekNIaeheSing scOrn. Ha uO-
defto0d when We got through with
bI3 that We would not take al1y flag.
ltA4Y.-lNew Haven Register.
eMce.n. .And that ?''' inquired q
x.o!tondp e,ns1e1 y the. apartment
mont W1elS sto6d TIE tooth. pulling !
chair. 'Ah. that" replied The pro
pIteeor; that is. my drawing
Io0m."-ChicagO Journal.
James," said the veteran parlia.
mentarisn. % they sat quietly Dish.
teg, 1T wouldn't do to move the Dre.
vtouD question up hsrs.' "Vhy not
hses - we'll ~ slswhere %, inouired
james. Because" explained the
vceecen, - he proceeded to render
eb6Qnk tempting to tho fish, '.be.
49, y the motion should prevail.
V Soo4 euk o. oil dc bajt,''
kfoN WIN. sAys that q great
oe0X writer's use q vocabulary Of
~. Wegds, and the average. among
Yood wtoeeeea will fall very little bs.
!oMtasG si1hat may he true. hut
Noe1 . man tries to raise a window
y Q hurry and catches his thumb
eeeveen the sash and the fly.screen.
ocooeoo't use more than q helf.tiozen
%0coe, out they are worth $4,000 on
HaWkeye.
4 tough.looking citizen walked
.ee9 one OF the jpstioe's courts YES
tee0oy forenoon very much int0xica-
4o. ana requested that he be allow.
RI! % 1 Sxeer on drinking for q year.
.+2ponth the solemn motions. and the
aooHoge With . confused rumble of
tell:mesnt but profanely expressed
loo0luf1o0o, stumbled out of the CONT