Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-06-06
Cod blcss tho girls,
Whose golden cufls
Arc not what they Hnem;
Hut NJ tho end OF day;
ON the bureau Law,
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Mr., Robert Bonner threw the curry
comb and brush into tho straw cutter.
washed his hands in tho water bucket,
and wiped them on Dexter's tail, prop
ped rail against the stable door rs no
passed out, and remarked; "If | only
owned Parole, believe could die hap
ny
A fronohman having heard the
phrase, "l'vo got other iish,to fry" very
readily learned Its application. Ono
evening after oscorting young lady
home, and being invited to walk in, no
thought OF tho above expression, and
excused himself by saying, 81 thank
you, | must 20 cook some other FISH,"
How doth tho littlo housewife now
improve each shining hour. She trota
around with broom and mop and mind
intent to scour. q mortal NAHUM
happy soul 30 hopelessy demeanodl
Q, happy man, If man thou be, whose
house need not BIO cleaned.
Arc you ongagodY' said gentleman
to young lady Mt Mavsvillo Mt tho bali
tho other evening. 81 was but II that
Pete Johnson thinks that I'm going To
sit mere and SEQ him squeeze that frock-
le-iaced Wilkins girls hand all the even
ing, he'll DO mistaken, solitaire or no SOL
taire."
GLOW long will II be before you get
this work done2" said lady to mn up.
prentice who Wa painting her house
on Third street. "Woll, don't know,
ma'am," said no. "Tho boss has lust
gone To look for another Job. If he gots
II, III be done to-morow but, II he
don't, I'm 'fraid it'll take me oil next
week. Cdmden Post.
The best way in this season to find
out whether you ought to carry an
umbrella down town with you IN tho
morning IL to toss up cent. Tho re-
suit will DO just NJ reliable M IL you
spent half MI hour straining yours eyes
and getting pains in your mock looking
out OF the window Mt tho sky, and you
will save yourself series Of exhausting
mental efforts. -Nw Ycrk Matt
George Elliot says that girls arc deli
cate vessels" They arc not 80 delicate
as their pallor implies. Did George
never hear OF II girl walking 5000
quarter miles in 5000 quarter hours I?
II Is the girl who dances until 2 A. NJ,
and who sits at the piano two hours in
the afternoon and sings Mother, dear,
is growing old" while her maternal
parent il frying slapjacks for supper,
who IL n delicate vessel"
Little Johnny--"Pa, you said once
that the reason folks are dumb Is
because they can't hear others talk p
Ia delighted to see how well his little
son remembers) Yes Johnny" John
ny-"Then / suppose boy who never
gets a chance 10 sec anything would be
blind, wouldn't he2' Pa (rather discon-
ccrted at Johnny's logicl --"Well--yes
perpaps 50. But why do you ask
that, Johnny% Johnny-"Nothing.
only there's been one circus, and an
others coming, and | didn't want 10
be blind, pa. Boston Transcript.
"Ihaircst Pblora." wrote an amorous
youth who is smitten with the phonetic
craze, "phoreyer dismiss your phears,
and phly with one whose phcrvent
phancy is phixed on you alone.
Phriends, phamily, phathor-phorget
them and think only Of the phelicity OF
the phuturel Phew pbellows are so
pnastidious NJ your Pherdinand, so
pheign not phondness, II you pheel ii
not. Phorego phrolic, and answer
phinally Phlorap "0h, Pherdinand,
you pnool,' was phair Phlora's curt
reply.
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