The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-03-20


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y So gti.iag married. And macy >
maulea l43y itirls sbe Mrs il ~ be.
lex canned
The oaJatAter SAILED snne. be.
cause be tDsw ,be w0uid aspite. 70
light wtlh biaEing kerosene, toe slo
5eIiDqasa, kiiehss Gre
AZ sld lady o. lsain BOT iar lfOn
Lafayette. bearing the brakeman siug
oai. Eatants at. sailicd 20 the boot
aud askod. l. he bert much
Lie i but span Marriage 10 =
doulls TEAM fou.h welded 70 old
az 81. a ,aadem. 4 cross old bachelor
: s3age ani ~ sslky.
ssgPase TIA, the wearing oI col.
ate5 stockings Jovs poison and Cause
she aesa 81 hapdrds Of women ARE
~ So .ad marriages often Happy
5odY SHOULD get Out a. iu-
iahgslaa q prevent auy more waking
matches or while. The public is
entitled % a rcst as well as the pedes-
TITAN
Kerosene, it is said. will cure
jiphthena. Many a servant girl who
nigh, have died from diphlheria. has
been saved BY a timely use Of kerosene
aod kidding
III 80 actor il DESTROYS OF appear
ing 10 several pieces 10 one eveuiug,
lct bim smoke cigar 10 a nltro-glyeer.
inc factory he will bring down the
house, TOO.
BpbbY. why dou't you 60 home
and have your mother sew up the holes
~ Your trousers Oh ! 20 along. old
woman Our iclks are at the sewing
circle working Tor the heather,
4 Nevada girls love letter; Dear
jimmy, It's all up We amt going to
get married Ma says you're too
roaeH aud guess she's right I'm 80
sorry but caut you 20 TO Europe and
got filed down
Al old lady, 90 her dealh.bed. 10
pcueulial mood, said - have been
great sinner more than eighty years,
snI iliul know il. An OLD darkey
woman, who had ited with her long
tme, exclaimed -Lors knowed il
all ihe tmo.
IA Intellectual member OF the AT.
kansas legislature has introduced bill
abhfcsiAting the scasou Of Lieut. from
40 u 20 days He explains that every
thing elise has come down so per cent.
sitce The war, and there should be no
discrimination IA favor OF Lieut..
Ihere is pocket telephone
stretched across from the house OF
Young man 10 Massachusetts town,
10 The window Of his sweetheart just
opposite. They are to BIO married soon,
aud IL 10 said TO be touching sight to
wstch the little sparrows perch on the
string and peck at the tafiy as it slides
along
preacher IN Kentucky the other
Sunday becoming erasperated, paused
10 tbs discourse to say Ladies aud
gentlemen, i you will give me yonr
close attention | will keep lookout
ou that door. aud Il any thing worse
than man enters | will warn you il
time to make yoor escape
, l1aceued Young graduate dark
cnei ogf sanctum door this m9ruing
aud addressing the chief. said want
TO wfilo something for hi. ere paper.
bat ! cant thiuk u anything 10 write
about Well. then. said The sarcastic
old ebicl, a. be pitched column ar.
tiele lnla tbs waste basket. yoI had
better light about face. lpnrrapa
Iisg.
a Oakley was once attempting 10
stesl goose, bat dog raised an OBJ
ieetien. aud Sambo retired The next
night during thunder shower be at.
tempted il again. aud isst as be was
on lhe puini 81 getting away with bis
fowl The lish,niDg struck close by aud
the a"ise NEATLY frightened the poor
fellow y ieAlh. Dropping the goose.
Dee s.ued away mul.ering. Pears 10
mc dare heap u iuss made bout
common goose
d. Louisville tosrlss.Joaruai i
4iready taking precautions against The
eprus au ii pnriry lhas IL o5sts
Ftiae " slo,ogu tot the besi poem on
spnng Al competitors are 10 appear
ia lersea s,.h their manuscript. aud
vii bc locked % ia 1hr Louisville IN
tay s&le IL utJsnw uutil tke award. Nh..n