The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-06-14
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Why Bender Dissolved Partnership With
'aAt Brown,

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Any shentlemen vot viii 20 around your
face and talk In front Of your back about
something's, isa shvindler hear dot Brown
say week pefore next apout me, / vas
henshpeeked husband Dot vas lie.
De proof Of de eating vas in de puddings;
| am married twenty years already, and
| yos not yet bald headed. don't vas
oonder some pettygoats government; shtiII
| links It vas better If Teller viii insult
init his wife, und got her adyices about
something's or oder.
Dem American vomans don't know
something's nefey srout her husbands PEGS
ness, und ven dem hart times comes, und
not 50 much money comes 10 de house,
dot makes not some Inference nit her.
Still she moost have one Of dot pullback
10 de front hoop skirt pettygoats, init efry
kind OF trimmings. Pooty soon dot hus-
band get bankrupted all to pieces. Dey
send for the doctor, und ven de doctor
comes de man dies Den dot Woman vas
Obliged to marry NIT anoder man vat she
don't maybe like NIT four, six childrsns,
on account of bis first wife already, und
possibly ono or two mndder BY law
yone secord-handed, und dc oder a step-
mudder outlaw. Den she say NIT herself,
u often wish vas dead leetle.'
Now, if Chermans goes dead dot
makes no Inference. Nopody would hardly
know 1t, except himself Hisvife goes on
NIT de peesness shust like nothings has
happened to somepody.
American yomans und Cherman vo-
mans vas different kind Of beeples. For
instinct, dot same feller goes NIT me in de
butcher peesness together. He vas an
American man-so vas his wife. Ven,
many times, ven efry peoples got de panic
pooty bad, dot woman comes toaher hus-
band und say she moost have money.
Den she goes out riding init carriage.
Vonce upon time Brown says to me,
Bender, wouldn't be henshpecked. ?
80 he went off and got hisself tight shust
because his wife tells him to please don't
do it. Den he sits down init his back on
dc floor, und if am not dere dot time he
never would got home.
Veil, dot night me an mine wife, We had
little talk about something's, uud the next
day | says TO Brown :-'sLook here vonst
I Ny wife she makes sausages, und works ID
+ de sthore, also, mine laughter, she works
IN de sthore un makes head shecze; und
your wife vas going out riding all de time
nit dc horse car und patent tied-back
eardinal-striped stockings. Now your vift
I must 60 work in de sthore, und cut beef
stakes und make sauerkraut, or else v,
divide not equally any more dot profits.
Veil, Brown goes home und he tells hi
wife about dot. Den she comes poot,
, quick init Brown around, und had do
, misunderstanding about something's, Il
i yich efrybody took part, includin,
my little dog Kaiser. Pooty soon u
a comes policeman, nnd arrested us 70
: breechcs Of promise to keep the piecel
, und assaulting de battery, or something
. Den de firm Of Bender 4 Brown was br,
ken up. l go apout my pecsness, an
! Brown goes nit his peesneess. NV vii
= she helps in do sthore. His vife eos
g riding NIT de horse-car, and efery nigl
: = she vas By theater.
!. Fot's de consequences 2 Along cen
a dot Centennial panic Dot knocks Brow
! higher as two kites, by jimminyl My ii
1 come is still more as my outcome. b.
1 Brown, he goes around the sthreets m
! his hands out of his pocket, und
: don't get cent to his pack