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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

WHAT intense pain IS caused by toothache. How
many seeplesS nights and weary days are due to its
raging influence. Yet the true cause of all this tor
ment isdecayed teeth, produced by neglect and mat
tention. Could only those who have q. present
good sound teeth fully realize this fact, how care
full would they be to keep their teeth in good con
diton. TO all such we Will give q word OF
advice, Clean your teeth daily with R good dent
trice. such as TnuRsTON's Ivory PEARL TOOTH
POWDER. Il will preserve your teeth through lite,
remove all tartar or extrAneOus matter. keep them
clean sound and white. and tooth ache. with all
It's horrors, will be unknown. Sold by all druggists,
&c. at IS and 80 cents per bottle
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
LOCdL MISCELL1NY.

Six per cent. interest paid on deposits Special
rates on time deposits, J, H. sQUlER & Co.
Bankers lii6 PcnnsYlyRnR avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
VAP11NL PTEIZfI FJJ,ED.
10000 TICKETS AT TWO DOLLARS EACH.
HALF TICKETS, ONE DOLLAR


Responsible corresponding agents wanted at all
prnmii ent points TO whom a liberal compensation
Will be paid.
Application for rates to clubs should only be made
TO the home Office In New Orleans.
Write. clearly stating full address, FOR further infor-
NATION, or send orders to
NJ. A. DAUPUIN,
r. o. Box 6O2. New Orleans louisiana
same Mt No. $40 Broadway. N0w York.
or JNO w. CLARK,
1903 New York avenue. Washington.
All our Grand e. extraordinary Drawings arc under
the supervision and management OF GENERALS q.
y. HEAuRELiARD md IlInAL A EAnI.Y.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

A MAGNIFICENT diamond ring, containing
five diamonds, $50. Jacobs Bros, 1929 Penn.
sylvania avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
ANOTHER ONE,

ALL shoe stores will close this evening at
o'clock. Sec advertisement
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
Renumberlng the streets Of Georgetown.

ALL shoe stores will close this evening at Z
o'clock See advertisement.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
II You Value Your EyesIght

get the best eyeglasses In the world for 81, at
Hemplers, 453 Pennsylvania avenue
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
For straw mating, go to Julius Lansbur

For summer hats aud umbrellas go to Slime
metz, 1897 Pennsylvania avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

WlLBOR's COMPOUND or PURE COD-LIyER OH
ASD LlNE.-1he advantage Of this compound over
the plain OIL Is, that the nausesting taste Of tho OIL
is entirely removed, aud the whole rendered entire
ly palatable The offensive taste Of the oil has long
acted great objection 10 Us use: but In this torn
the trouble Is entirely UDyiated. 4 host OF Ccrtl'
CRies might be given here N testify " tho excel.
lence and success Of IItbOFs COd. Lucr Oi and
Lime :" but the fact that 1t Is regularly prescribed
by the medical faculty Is sufficient Foo sale By A.
b. WilbOg, Chemist Boston and by all druggists,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
The AnthropoiogicaI society

New stock mems straw hats, 81. Stnemetz's 5,
1897 Pennsylvania avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

How many thOus nas sui or from bliousress,
dyspepsia &c, and drag on miserable existence
not i'll enough to remain at home and call in medl.
cal assistance. yet feeling sufficiently unwGl to de.
stToy all the pleasure OF lite. They suffer daily, and
solely for want of some simple remedy 10 purge
and cleanse tho system. QUIRK's IRISH TIA Is
specially adapted for this purpose Gentle In It's or
fees yet II carries OIL all extraneOus matter and
leaves the vital organs clear and unobstructed 1t
purfes the blood aud Tenoyates the entire frame.
Il Is truly Natures remedy, being entirely herbal
Sold by all druggists. twenty-five cents per pack
age, each making quart Of medicine,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
TO Julius LausOursh.
CITY ITEMS.
BunsErr's Cocaine is not an animal oil.

IT is saddening to see our hair blossoming for the
grave too early. More especially women feel this
affection and II Is even greater dcfOrmity TO them
than to men. Ayers Hair vigor averts Il and re-
stores the hair sometimes and its original color al
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
For cheap carpets, go to Julius Lansburgh

FULL proportions Mackinaw straws. Slime.
met1's, 1897 Pennsylvania avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18
PULL DOWN THE BLINDS.

ALL shoe stores will close this evening at
O'clock. See advertisement.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

BUTLER's BALsAMic MIXTURE, the old infelliblc
remedy. Sold BY druggists price, 81 yer boVlle.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

WELLS MAcHlNR SPREAD STRESTHRStSO PLAs-
TERs are superior % all others. Composed Of choice
gums combined with the true Burgundy
Pitch spread on fine sof lamb skin, they aiiOrd me-
chRnlcal support 10 the Affected parts, and, actin
by absorption, relieves almost instantly. For pRing
In the back or side caused either by indigostiOns
rheumatism or STRAIN, they are unrlyAed. Sold ~
all druggists; 25 cents each
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1879-06-18

THoMISoS's PoMADE 0PrISiE. an oieAglnous com
pound Of great merit for dressing and cleansing
The hair Sold by all druggists % and 80 centsper
bottle,
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04
THE YANKEE AND THE TAILOR

An extremely "down East" Yankee,
with q wagon-load of apple sauce, was
driving through village not thousand
miles from Boston, when he saw dangling
in tho wind on q post before tailors
shop new overcoat, sednctiyely sus-
pended by q skcwer in the shoulders.
He drove up to the door, alighted and
went in.
''Be You the boss?" he asked of pale
faced man who was making diagrams
with children and rule on q Himsy piece
of snuff-colored cloth.
III be-" said Snip.
eyes; wal, you've got o family, l
'xpecti You've some children, hain't
you7 l 500 q thin boy Within out
doors that looked like you, and Expect
cd, like as not, you had children"
"FOur on 'em. That was Jerothinel,
my second, that you see" was tho cx-
planatory reply.
eyes. Wal, meow, don't you want q
first-rate barrel of apple-sauce' I've
sold six barrels this morning, and hain't
got but one left. III take it out i'll dick
or. want to get an OverCOat; and If
you've q mind to let me have that coat
that hangs by the door, and if it will fit
me, I'll give you barrel Of apple sauce
for it"
The Schneider, after little chaffering,
consented, and the coat was brought in
and tried on. He said the fit was mira
Gle; it might Cha crowd unto him." 50
snug did it set and he verified this
praise by twisting his customers neck
half off that he might look ut his back in
a glass standing in the dark at tho back
of the shop, and rejecting nothing that
was passing in front. The barrel was
dumped, and the buyer drove off proud
as a turkey-cock, in his now coat. He
alighted at store to do an 'errand for
a neighbor, where he encountered a
tOwnsman.
"Hellow exclaimed the latter; Chow
sleek you do look! Where did you get
so much new coat p
The wearer made no reply, turning
around with an air, asked, GLOW does
she set Amt she beauty' And all l
gin for it was a barrel of apple-sauce."
"a beauty" exclaimed the other.
"Why, Inever see anything set so wrink-
ley! Pull it down; now let go of it. 1t
don't make no odds--not q bit; it goes
right back again; Hpuckers drsadf"lly
between the shoulders"
Truckers, doesit ?" said the chopfa]len
and mortified buyer; but his face bright
ened almost to glow as he added,
'Puckers, ehs Wal, if his mouth don't
pucker darned sight worse than this
Overcoat ever can when he tastes of tho
apple-sause, I'll lose my guess! His
children won't steal it morn once,
though it's better after you get down a
little. There's considerable mess OF shay
in's long about the middle ont"
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

Every one listened, and now halloo
was heard family through the thick
gloom seaward. One Of the seaman
shouted, and reply was distinctly
caught in the lull of the tempest. A few
minutes of breathless suspense followed,
during which every eye was strained to
the utmost.
"There it is, there it u.s." at length
cried one; "see-just rising, on yonder
wavew
~ see it," shouted another.
"Here they come, huzza! q miracle, q
miracle ali, how gallantly she breasts
the surgew were the ordinations that
followed from the crowd
All rushed to the edge Of the surf. But
now the fear arose that the boat would
swampin the breakers, and many heart
trcmbled as she rose and fell frightfully
on the surge, showers of spray flying
over her and the water continually
poured into her sides. The crowd
watched her struggles with awe.
Afew moments removed all doubt, and
saw the hardy crew and their lovely
freight safely landed on the beach. The
niser had started from his seat at the
first intimation of the approaching boat
and stood tremblingly gazing at her as
she bnffeted the waves, and no sooner did
she touch the ground than he rushed
into tho retiring surf, and clasping his
daughter frantically, hung around her 80
that tho fishermen were forced to carry
them both to dry land. There they
would have separated the two for mo-
ment, but when they spoke to the old
man they found he was lifeless. The
emotion Of the last two hours had been
too much for his enfeebled frame, and he
had died in the revulsion from despair to
joy.
The goods folks of THAI seaboard vii
lago can yet tell you how, after the u.s.
customed period of mourning had passed,
the miser's daughter gave her hand to
Harry Martin, who received with her a
fortune; whose extent even the most
sanguine confessed to be beyond their
expectation. But this was the least part
of the treasure brought him by his wife,
and in her virtues he had ample recon-
pense for the long years of opposition OH
the part of her parents.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04
THE THREE JOLLY HUSBANDS

Three jolly husbands out in tho coun-
try, by the names of Tim Watson, Joe
Brown and Bill Walker, sat late ono
evening drinking at village tavern, I'M
til, being pretty well "cOrned," they
agreed that each one, on returning home,
should do the first thing that his wife
told him, in default of which he should
the next morning pay the bill.
The next morning Walker and Brown
were early at their posts, BUTT was some
time before Watson made his appearance.
Walker began first:
"You see, when l entered my house
the candle was out, and the fire gave but
a glimmering light. came near acct
dentally walking into pot of batter
that the pancakes were to be made of in
the morning. My wife, who was dread
fully out of humor at sitting up so late,
said to mo, sarcastically:
"Bill, do put your foot in the batter"
Gust as you say, Maggie" said l, and
without the least hesitation l put my
foot into the pot Of batter, and then went
to bed"
Next, Joe Brown told his story:
"My wife had already retired in our
usual sleeping room, which adjoins the
kitchen, the door of which was ajar, and
not being able to navigate perfectly
straight, you know, l made dreadful
Gathering among the household fnrni-
ture, and my wife in u no pleasant tone,
bawled OUT
"Do break the porridgc-pot, Joe"
Nosooner said than done. seized hold
of the bail of the pot, and, striking it
against the chimney-jam, broke it in q
hundred pieces. After this exploit l
retired to rest, and get curtain-lecture
all night for my pains.
It was now Tim Watson's turn to give
an account of himself, which he did,
with very long face, as follows:
"My wife gave me the most unlucky
command in the world, was blunder-
ing upstairs in the dark, when she cried
out:
"Do break your rotten neck-do, Tim "
"Fll be cursed i'll do, Kate" said l, as
l gathered myself up. I'd soonerpay the
bill, and so, landlord, here's the cash for
you and this is the last time I'll ever
risk five dollars On the command of my
wife,
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

"Tbou will not be mine p 81 cannot
George, ! lowest another" Enough /
start for Yazoo City tonight. FAREWELL
i Herald and Presbyter.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

When alone watch your thoughts !;
in your family your temper in company
your tongue.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

When you meet a lady in company
don't refer to the time when you used
to carry her to school twenty years ago.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A woman was told to "make oath" in
Anew Haven court. She blushing by said
"damn it," and protested against the
rigor of legal necessity. Il Susan A. An
thony.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

It is generally tho man who doesn't
subscribe for u paper, who sends the cdi-
tor q communication pitching into some
body or something, and signs it "Many
Readers"
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

The young lady whose lover wrote her
that he was doing duty on the tented
field, afterwards ascertained that instead
of fighting Indians, he drove team for
q circus.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

First Boy-''Where yer bin, Billy ="
Second Boy-"Been ishin'." First Boy
--"Ketch anythin' ~ with an anxious
expression on bis face. Far-secing Sec
ond Boy-"No. But | expect ter when
/ git in the house."
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

"You army chap" as tho girl said to
her military lover.-[ Philadelphia Sun
day Item. "Thats where yon soldier
self" he wrote back when he elopcd
with another girl.--[Ottawa Republic
ran
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A Brooklyn maiden is suing her hus-
band for absolute divorce, on the ground
that he is not German Count, as he re-
ported himself to be when she married
him.-[Capitolian. A maiden suing her
husband Oh, Jastrems6!-- Pelican.
Plain enougb-he was no count
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A forty-day husband, on whom the
memory of the honeymoon already seems
to have become powerless, wants to
know why his wife is like small pie.
Do you give itup' "Because," said the
unfeeling wretch, "she is now little
TART
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

The Buffalo Express insinuatingly
shrieks that the "sun never sets on Da-
vid Davis" and it is lucky for the sun
that David Davis never gets q chance
to sit OH it.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A ROckIand man came home from
lodge early the other morning. He had
not lost his night key, and the front
door was unlocked without difficulty.
He took off his shoes and actually as
cended the stairs without dropping
either of those articles, got to his room
with ut-falling over rocking-chair or
splitting his foot on tho rocker, and un-
dressed in the dark and crawled into bed
without awakening his wife. When he
attempted to relate the singular affair
to his friends the next day, he was de-
risively requested to carry his jimander-
son yarn to some other shop Rock
land Courier.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A fop asked friend what apology he
should make for not being one of the
party the day before, to which he had u
card of invitation. ooh, my dear sir"
replied the wit, "say nothing about IT,
YOU were never missed"
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

Two girls who lately ran away from
Long Island are thus graphically describ-
cd by their father: Laura, aged 10,
dressed in straw hat; Florence j.,
aged IS, blue suit" We tremble in
view of the possibility of the fair Laura's
straw hat blowing off Pewee Mctho-
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

Did our young readers ever think how
little it trikcs to stain their character 7
A single drop Pink is very small thing
yet dropped into u tu,nbler of clear water
it blackens the whole; and 80 the first
oath, the first lie, the first trivial, yet
they leave dark stain upon your char
acter. Look out for tho first stain.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A drunken lawyer going into church
was observed by the minister, who said
to him:
"Sir, Twill bear witness against you
on the day of Judgment
The lawyer, sleaking his head with
drunken gravity, replied
l have practiced twenty-five years at
the bar, and always found the greatest
rascal the first to turn States evidence
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

A young lady who had been invited to
two places of amusement for the same
evening was sitting in country church,
thinking over which invitation to &C
cept and which to reject. She had just
come to conclusion, and saw, with a
minds eye, the disappointed swain
turn away, when the minister, who was
discOursing to sinners, uttered these
words: eff you do not accept the invi-
tation, where will you go to" 'WhereP
exclaimed the young lady. why, I'll
60 to the shocking with Bill Smith,
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

1t will be remembered by readers that
some time ago negro prisoner, while in
the charge of an officer and when near
Osyka, jumped from the train while
manacled and made his escape. Some
time after, the corpse of q negro was
found in the swamps, near Osyka, and
it issnpposed to be this egro.-Sentinel.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

ooh, my darling, your voice is as mu-
steal to mo as q vosper-bell, whose tones
fall softly on the perfumed evening air.
Speak again, and say those words, my
beloved, could listen to your voice I'M
til the stars are extinguished into ever
lasting night. Oh yum, yum, yum"
The incoherency of the last three
words is what gets away with us.-Ha-
ry w. Beecher.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-10-04

1t was hard on the boy, for he
meant well, and had q sincere admira-
ton for the girl. They were sitting at
the table with q company Of others,
and as he passed the sugar he murmured,
in an undertone: "lIcre it is, sweet, Just
like YOU" The compliment was a little
awkward, to be sure, but he meant it,
and it seemed more than cruel when, o
moment later, she had occasion to pass
the butter to him, she drawled, "Here it
is, soft, just like YOU"
The New York herald., 1879-07-06
IMPORTED LIQUOR STAMPS.

On the 1st of last March Chapter 125 of the Revised
Statutes of the United States was amended SO as to
require stamp to be affixed to every package
of liquor going out of the United States Bonded
Warehouse. Section IL of this chapter requires
"that all distilled spirits. wines and malt liquors
imported in pipes hogsheads tierces, barrels casks
or other packages, shall be first placed in public
store or bonded warehouse and shall not be removed
therefrom until the shall have been inspected.
marked and branded by United States Gus.
tom House gauger and q stamp affixed to
each package indicating the date and particulars Of
such inspection" 1t liz intended that all packages
shall be stamped the wharf vt the time of gaug-
ing, whether the merchandise is duty paid or en-
tered for warehouse. 1t may not be possible to do
this for some days. but no goods will be sent to
general order As to goods in warehouse. the store
keepers have been directed not to deliver any pack
ages until the stamps affixed no matter whether
the duties were paid before or after July l.
The New York herald., 1879-07-06
tramp. Mr.. Archer. who inaugurated the march.

tramp. Mr.. Archer. who inaugurated the march,
may possibly be an extra contestant
A PROPOSED TALKING MATCH
After the walkers the takers Virginia
which besides being the mother of Presidents. Mr.,
Balch and Chastne Cox, can also boast OF having
progeny OF the most inveterate takers, chinners.
button hoiers. spouters and bores in the whole
Union There is usually choice collection of takers
and gossips at the White and it is proposed have
regular talking match this season, the man who
holds out the longest and speaks without inter.
mission from the start to be presented with silver
cup, duly and appropriately inscribed. Several gen
tlemen from Richmond are mentioned very favor
ably in connection with this contest but
the betting is 10 to l against the field on dis
tinguished member of the Richmond Press Club
who was cheated out of the .Chinners Cup on
former occasion The variety of takers that will be
present will embrace every class degree peculiar
to this talking age and the exhibition will no doubt
be full OF interest gentleman at my elbow speak.
ing about the contemplated match saws that Mr.
William L. Royal, Mr. w. r. Trigg and Mr. A.
Watkins, of Richmond, talk louder and make
more fuss and noise talking than any dozen men on
the continent.
POLITICAL.
1t is expected that number Of the Southern brig.
adiers will caucus here during the season, and Il
possible indulge in little President making. The
White was noted In times past for this sort OF
political pastime.
The New York herald., 1879-07-06
MONEY THROWN AWAY.

UNCLAIMED 1NHEMTANcEs IN HOLLAND AFTER
FIVE YEARS LAPSE AND THE PROPERTY BE-
COMES VESTED IN THE STATE.
New YORK. July q 1870.
To THE EpITon THE HERALD
1 am native of Holland and have just come back
from q trip through that country. Every now and
then have met with people who wanted to know
something about large sum Of money which they
suppose to have been left by somebody some time
ago in some city in my native land. According to
our law all inheritances not claimed within hve
years pass to the State. Consequently there
not much chance OF people recovering money which
has been lett about two hundred years ago.
At different times articles and letters about this
subject have been published in your paper tFebrr-
ary IL, 1876, &c.), but, nevertheless, the United
States Consul in Amsterdam Is receiving letters of
inquiry about such claims by nearly every American
mail. MY sincere hope il that you may save tho
United states Consul in Amsterdam some trouble
and some unpleasant correspondence also wish
that you may your countrymen and fellow clti-
zens some stamps and money Every penny spent by
claimants for Inquiries or otherwise IN money
thrown to the dogs
May this be Of some use to some people.
JEAN y. vERSLER.