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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
John B. Patton, tho person who

John B. Patton, the person who
some days ago married Kitty Thomp-
son, tried to end his woes yesterday
by swallowing twenty-five cents
worth OF strychnine. About O'Clock
yesterday afternoon, while at the
clearinghouse, corner of Front aud
Market streets, the spasms struck him,
aud he came near shutting off this
mortal COIL. This forenoon he was
conveyed TO the city hospital, and was
in a fair way 20 recover. He told par
ties that no was anxious to die IL he
could find anything that would kill
him.-Memphis Ledger.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
Rearing Hum mingbirds.

1t was long thought that hummin g
birds would not live in confinement;
and this idea is so far correct that,
although easily tanned, they will not
live long in captivity ii led only on
syrup. lfcohlined 10 this food they
die in a month or Two, apparently
starved; whereas, if kept in small
room, the windows Of which are COW
cred with fine net, so as to allow in
sects 10 enter, they may be preserved
for n considerable lime In health and
beauty. Their nests are very curious !;
many of them are cup shaped and
very small, sometimes no larger than
the half OF walnut shell; and they
are often beautifully decorated on the
outside with lichens, SO as exactly TO
resemble The branch. in the fork of
which they ore placed. They are
formed of cO,tony substances, and
are lined inside with fibres as soft
and fine as silk. The nests oofo other
species are hammock shaped, and are
suspended to creepers; the Pinchin-
cha humming bird has been known
TO attach its nest TO n straw rope
hanging in shed; their eggs are
white, and they never lay more than
one or two Once, when on tbs Am.
J azon, Mr.. Wallace had a nest Of
/, young hummingbirds brought to him
which he tried to feed on syrup, sup.
posing that they would be fed on hon,
: ey By their parents. To his surprise
however, they not only would no
: swallow the liquid, but nearl,
choked themselves in their efforts Il
i. eject it. He then caught some yer,
small flies and dropped one into III,
, wide.open mouth of the poo It'll,
orphan hnmmingbird; it closed in
! stantly with n satisfied gulp, AM
opened again for more. The littl
: creatures, hc found, demanded Of
teen or twenty flies each in success
u sion before they were satisfied; an,
Q the process of feeding and fly-catch
! ing together required 60 much tim,
: that he was reluctantly compelled {,
abandon them 10 their fate.--Cham
8 ber'S Journal.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
Unsolicited Testimonials.

1t would be easy to fill an entire
paper with the unsolicited testimonials
which have been given by physicians,
clergymen, and other educated persons
in favor Of DR.. Prices Cream Baking
Powder. Every professional man WHO
has used it in his family will certify
to its being wholesome, and the most
perfect made. .tti ..ai ".f
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
Delicate and Delicious.

The. Pet Rose, Alista Boquet
Wang Wang, Musk Rose, and all o.
the odors made for the handkerchief
and toilet by DR.. Price, are not only
very delicate and delicious, but fra
grant and persistent. DIR. Prices
Unique Perfumes are certainly as
sweet as the flowers from which they
are made. H
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
English Female Ritters.

This is now conceded to be the eniy female
regulator and uterine tonic in the United
States Physicians all over the country who
know OF its many cures have have no hesitnn-
cy in giving it u hearty Recommendation. DIR
+. i Sim, OF Memphis. DR.. II. L. Thompson,
Of n. o., DR.. Alexander, OF Austin. Texas.
and the druggist throughout tho South can be
referred to. For the speedy cure OF monthly
female troubles aiiiicting married or single
lad es-for leucorrhoca, liberation, pro.
lapsus, hysteria, and all similar diseases II
has no equal.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
q Habitual Constipation.

Drastic purgatives fail to relieve this tronb-
sands OF males and females throughout the
country. Strong medicines do more harm
than good. ard only tend to weaken tho tone
OF the bowels I'D paralyze their action. Mild
remedies only will cure it and for this pur-
pose nothing equals Bailey's Saline Aperient
II is a pleasant and cooling purgative for tho
relief Of constipation, billiousness, sick head.
ache acid stomach, heartburn dyspepsia. etc
Itsel.s at 80 cents. per bottle, and no family
| should be without 1t.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08

The recentinundations of the Nile
destroyed $50 human beings and
81. 800, 900 in property. 7sti
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08

Al trains arerun da,,y. { To ,HnyUD I
Pullman Sleeping Cars run through between
and between nashville and ST. Louis on
trains Nos. Q and i.Uof inr'lfu TnI 10
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
HOPKINSylLLE POST OFFICE.


In response 10 request, we give
the law, as it stands. relating TO news
papers and subscribers:
|. Subscribers who do not,give express notice
to the contrary, are considered wishing Il
continue their subscription.
.. II subsc, ibers order the iiscontinuance oil
their periodicals, the publisher may continue
to send them until all arrearagcs are paid.
0. II subscribers neglect or refuse to take
their periodicals from the Office to which they
are directed, they are held responsible until
they have settled their bills, and ordered
them discontinued.
1. II subscribers move to other places without
informing the publisher. and the papers are
sent to the former direction, they are held
responsible.
5. Any person who receives a newspaper and
makes'use OF it, whether he has ordered it or
not, is held in law to be subscriber. H.
II subscribers pay in advance, they ere
bound to give notice to the publisher, at che
end Of their time, il they do not wish to vIn-
tinue taking it; otherwise the publisher is
authorized 10 send it on, ana the subscriber
will lie responsible until express notice with
payment OF all arrears is sent to the publish
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-04-08
J. G. Shannahan,.
BOOT and SHOEMAKER.

Russellville Street, next door to NJ
Sehmitt's Saloon, HOpkinsville. Ky
Rcpairing done promptl- with neatness ant
dispatch 4 perfect ct guaranteed.
Jan. 10 v.
, 1879-04-13

TEsT-SO lnPOs1TIOS-LoOK HERE-TuE
"A greatest Independent business aud medical clair
voranr il Nfs PORT E, burn with natural Ettt- She
as been tested BY some OF the nobility OF Europe
and America. Tell you the pane o. ths % one you wll
luI shows kenesses; has that great French secret for
such aud speedy Ha1iaEfs cures al dissases
Tarttes residing out the city can consult Mrs poE-
TER bv ietter fucusng lock OF hair. 81, and stap.
ONCE 5s Wabash -ay. near Thtrtecnth.st~ No Ecnrs
9INE. NILSSON, NATURAL CLAIRVoYAST. as4
M Sra,c-st near Archcr.av. Establiahed 1906
TELLS PAST PRESENT. AND FUTURE; FEE, IS
cents: hours daily. g. m. 10 p. H. @s' "est
MadlSQu-xt
, 1879-04-13
,ME TRIBUNE nHANCH OFFICES.

TN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE OUR NUMEROUS
4 rAtrone throughout the city, have established
Hfanch Offices IL the different niStsens a designated
price charCed at the Main ONCE and will be received
until o'clock p. during the week, and until p m.
Saturdays:
J. 4 L. sEIAls. Boolaeacrs and statoners. l2s
Twenty -qrcnDd-s.
West Madt6on.tt. near Western-ay.
ROBERT TfiRuMSTON, WeEt-s Side News Depot
Blue is!and-av.. corner OF Halstcd-st.
II. c. nEEEICK, Jcweler, Scwsdca1er, aud Faucy
GCOuS 80 LtkC-el,. corner Lincoln,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
Tn tl,e vNhple rsistory Of ,Ie liclne

En the Whole History 1f Nc iicine
No preparation has ever performed such mar
velous cures, or maintained so wide r epu
tation, as Ayers Cherry Pectoral, which is
recognized as the worlds remedy for all dis
eases of the throat and angs. Its long con-
tinued series ofwonderful curas in all climates
has made il universally kn.wn as a safe and
reliable agent to employ. Ag inst ordinary
colds, which are the forerunners of more se-
rious disorders, it acts speedily and slroly, al
ways relieving suffering, and often saving life
The protection it aoGds, by its timely use in
the throat and lungs disorders of children,
maa es il an invaluable remedy to b. kept
always on hand in every home No person can
affld to bo without it, and those who have
on1e used it never will. From their knowl-
edge Of its composition and effects, Physi-
ians use thl Cherry Pectoral extensively in
their practice, and Clergymsn recommend it.
Itis absolutely certain in its remedial effects,
and will always cure where cures are possi-
BILE. For SALE BY ALL DEALERS. |.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

CONFERENCE.-THE following letter
from gentlemen who were engaged in
building the new school house here last
year was received this week:
FRIEND CRAIG The death of our
kind and esteemed friend Richard Clif
ford was indeed sad news. Allow us to
express our sorrow and condole with YOU
most sincerely on the sad event. The
community, as well As his many friends
and relatives will miss him and ever
mourn his loss. Let us hope. when we
are gone, that we may all be remember
ed AS kindly, and that our demise may be
regretted rs much as that of our late
friend Dick.
M. F. HENDERsoN,
G. A. INGERsoN,
E Ill kENnAII
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
M. F. HENDERSON,
z. A. Inc ERsoN,
Il. IL. X KENDALL.

DENTISTRY 1t should not be forgot
ten that DR.. T. j. Holden, the Dentist is
here and that he will remain only very
short time longer. Those who may de-
sire first class dental work should avail
hem'elves Of this opportunity. Office at
the New York Hotel. Do not DELAY but
have your teeth attended to at once. =
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

PURSUIT OF THE MENDoCINo OUT
LAws.-A Ukiah dispatch of November
4lh saws: e. l., Morrison, just in from
Sheriff Mo1te's pursuing party, reports
the outlaws now in Trinity county, and
that they have been tor tour days on Mad
River, close to Hay Fork. Fourteen men
are in pursuit, with shepherd as tracker,
which he has done to perfection So far.
Itis the opinion of Morrison that they
are now in the possession of the officers,
dead or alive,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

TINE SHORTENED.-Fro an official
communication received at the Weaver
willie Post Office we learn that schedule
time on the route between Reading and
this place has been reduced to hours in
the Summer and 10 hours in the Winter,
and tfat the Department vii insist ON
that time being made by the contractors
Ii will require quick work aud short stop
pages to make the trip in 10 hours over
heavy Winter roads.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

BUSINESS CHANGE.-Mr. M. W.
Murray having purchased the interest OF
Geo. Van Ma;re in the Challenge Saloon,
is now sole proprietor. He will go below
in few days for the purpose of purchas
ing a new stock of Wines, Liquors and
Cigars, and also intends bringing an ele
CANT new Monarch Billiard Table to
be placed in the Saloon. The Challenge
will be kept up to the mark as favorite
place of resort,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

RETURNED Mrs. Orson Fox returned
from her visit TO San Franci,co and Hum
boldt last week, having been absent about
month. During all that time her
daughter, Mss Flora, did all the house
work, cooking and washing for family
of eleven besides attending school, and
didn't seem to think that she was over
worked either. Not many girls of her
nge would have attempted such task,
much less carry it through successfully.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

WRITING SCHOOL. Mr.. Brigham be-
gan his term of instruction in Penman-
ship at the school house last Thursday
evening with class mum bering twenty
I've. All who can do so should avail,
themselves of this opportunity of improv-
Ing their hand writing.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

RrcH QUARTZ. Ed Erright tells us
that the quartz ledge discovered on Hos
letter Gulch, above Trinity Center,
which was referred to in these columns u
few weeks ago, prospects very rich in
free gold.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

LOOKING AT THE MINES. Prot. May
nard, of New York City. and NJ. j. NJ.
Livingston, Dr. Henry Degroot and Mr..
Palmer, of San Francisco, are here look
ing nt certain mining properties with a
view to investment.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

RELIGIOUS. Next Sunday evening at
7 O'Clock, Rev c. H. Darling will preach
In the Court House upon Holiness, tell
ing what it is, why necessary and how to
be obtained. All are cordially invited to
be present.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

PUBLIC SALE. AT the Administrators
Sale of the interest of VIM. MeElvaney
deceased, in the placer mining property
at Co1's Bar, Il. b. Barnum was the
only bidder and the property was knock
ed down TO him at $1,000.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

PERSONALITY we're this week pleas
ed to meet Andy Myers, u former resident
in the vicinity of Trinity Center, but for
number of years living in Humboldt
county. He comes to Trinity on busi
ness visit.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

SPLENDID Blocks The trunk Of a
large oak tree was brought in from
Whitmore's mill and lodged in front of
the Mountain Market one day last week
1t has been sawed into four pieces, three
feet long, and dressed into shape for
butcher blocks, making the best we have
ever seen. The largest one measures
"A feet across the top.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

FIVE counties in California contain
quickslves mines. During the past three
years the aggregate production has heen
IN TASKS: Napa county, Redington
mine, 25,493 Lake county. Sulphur
Banks, 30,S49, Great Western mine, N
$50 ; Sonoma county, Oakland, 1867 /;
Fresno county, New idria, $40 Sans
tt Clara county, Guadaoupe Is 952, New
a MAIDEN, 56,4SS. A flask Of quicksilver
contains 765 pounds = Mining Press
No reference is made in the above ex
tract to the production of the Altoona
Quicksilver Mine in this county, which
we are certain exceeds that of some Of
the mines referred to. viii the Super
intendent or Secretary of the Altoona
Company furnish us with statement of
the production during the past three
years. for publication ?
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

PROBATE SALE.-David Taylor this
week gives notice that he will sell at Pub
lie Auction, on Tuesday, Decem Der 4th,
1873, certain real estate and personal
property belonging to the estate of Jo
seph Depinett, deceased.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

REMovAL.-The Bank Exchange Sa
loon, Frank w. Young Proprietor, has
been removed to the building just above
New York Hotel, The new quarters are
neatly fitted up and Frank will be glad
to see his old friends and patrons. 1t
will probably take HIM and them some
time to feel at home in the new location
as he had occupied the old stand for %
Vears
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

IN TowN.-Mr. Paul Schoen, Piano
Tuner, arrived Thursday evening and
will remain only day or two. Orders
for tuning OF repairs should be left at the
Union Hotel ut once.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

ASSESSMENT NoTICE.-T Dixon Bar
Mining Company has levied Assessment
No. l. to the amount of ten cents per
share, due notice of which is given in our
advertising columns this week.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

SToRM.-Last Wednesday was rainy
day and the evening very squally. The
total rain tall amounted to 9i-huudredl hs
Of an inch.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
list OF LETTERS
HOME NEW ~.

SEVERAL Of our exchanges have paid
compliments to Nellie Gage, now Mrs.
Darling (formerly connected with this
office. All the compliments are deserv-
ed. Over nine years ago she came into
this office, learned the printers trade,
every duty imposed was faithfully dis
charged md in all these long years, the
writer of this cannot recall "a single in
stance where any work conlid"d to her
bore the mark of'sIighsS or neg ect. La
the office and on Shasta streets, we don't
think that any ona-man, woman, or
chlld-ever passed from her presence
with an unfavoTabe impression. Aud in
the home circle, where she was loved and
best appreciated, there is regret that the
favorite flower has disappeared. SHASTA
Courier.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

New AoENT.-M. +. Griffin has been
commissioned as Local Agent of the
Home Mutual Insurance Company of
California Advertisement next week
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

THE usual Notice to Creditors is this
week published by Mrs. Francisco Clif-
ford, Administratrix of the Estate of
Richard Clifford.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

APPRAIsERs.-M Messrs. John Martin,
Frank w. Young and Nj. f Griffin have
been appointed nppraise rs of the Estate
of Richard Clifford, deceased.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

COMMENCED Work has been inaugu
rated on the ditch from French Creek to
Taylor Flat, which will be hurried to
completion.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

OFFICIAL VIsIT.-Mr. It, F. Tracey,
special agent Of the Post Office Depart
ment was here last Wednesday on Off
eisl business.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

REV Mr.. KREBs delivered sermon
in German at the Union Hotel last Sun
day evening
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

FINANCIAL REPoRT. The Auditors
Report of the Financial condition of
Trinity county will be found in our ad-
verti~ing columns this week 1t is pub
lished by order Of the Board Of Super
vi ors
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

TUESDAY, Nov. 4th, 1879.
The Board met pursuant TO adjourn
ment. Present, as before.
The following proceedings were had
The following Bills on the General
Fund were allowed, audited and ordered
paid
Nj. +. Griffin, Trea 1925 90
j Nj. Myers, Dpty. Corstabe.... Z 90
John Martin, Stabling Horses. Is 90
JAS. Morris, Board Prisoners..... 10Y 90
j w Philbrook taking evidence. l6 90
j. w. Philbrook, Sherif.......... $3.50 90
The Bin Of John Martin for damages
to the extent of 500, for loss of horse, re
jected.
Ordered, That hereafter all Bills
against the county must be vouched for
before presentation to the Board.
The proposal of G. w. Craig to do the
County advertising for one year from
this date for the sum ot 81 600 per an
mum, payable quarterly in Warrants
drawn on the General Fund, accepted
and contract drawn.
The Annual Bridge Report of NJ. II.
Lowden received and accepted, and it is
ordered that Bridge or Ferry License
be granted NJ Ii Lowden to keep Toll
Bridge or Ferry for One Year, across
Trinity River II; Lowden Ranch, at the
rate of $50 per annum, on his filing his
/ approved Bond in the sum of So, 600 cons
dlioned in accordance with the law.
The following Bills on the General
Fund were allowed, audited and ordered
paid:
F, Bates Salary and Mileage ....Sl07 90
Jonn Whitmore.. ...................... 81 90
Ellis Flowers........................... lO7 90
No further business appearing the
Board is hereby adjourned Tor the Term
Attest: FORDYCE BATES,
NJ Estes, Clerk Chairman.
b. F. FinG, Deputy.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

FRIDAY morning was clear, cold and
but rose again in few hours.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

Chas. Thomas, Justice of Peace. ~ 90
L. w. Mcpherson, Just. OF Pee. s 90
Board adjourns until tomorrow, Tues.
day the 4th, 1879, at 9A.M.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
My Stock of Gentlemen's
CLOTHING

far surpasses anything ever brough: here,
both In the quality Of the material as
well AZ ia the make up and finish, The
stock comprises full line ot latest style
of DIAGONALS and other hne text
ures. lso y complete assortment of
OVERC0ATS Of new style.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
ROLL OF HONOR,
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.
RECORDED DURING THE PAST WEEK.

Geo. Van Matre to Martin Murray-IIouse
and Lot Weaverville-Sl00.
Thomas Carter and Alexander Tombs to
Isaac Abrahm-M Mining claim-sl000.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08
st'eskly Trinity 5ournal.

TBE.vjTY' COU.N.Ty' W.sRR.g.s-Ts
taken at their Market Value ia Pay-
s.snf for subserfpff0n TO the Journal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-11-08

weaverville, = November 8. 1879
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1879-09-08

To make money safely, easily and
rapidly is now, while the stock market
offers so many splendid opportunities.
The combination. system has had un-
precedented success, and brings good
fortune to thousands of shareholders in
this and other countries. Investments
of from S25 to $40, 900 are thus CONSOLE
dated into one vast capital, and operat-
ed by the best skill and experience, re-
suit in heavy profits, which are divided
among shareholders every month. A
New Orleans cotton dealer made $27,-
GAG Is in two months. A Baltimore
merchant received an aggregate profit
of SO, 742 GA from three. combinations.
A San Francisco mining agent made
$22, 43S Is from four combinations, his
first investment having been 500.
Others have been equally fortunate.
New explanatory circular, with ''uner-
ring rules to success" mailed by
Messrs. Lawrence & Co., Bankers, 81
Exchange Place, New York City.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1879-09-08

A note from Lovelock says: The
new school-house at this place was died.
icated yesterday. The services COM
sisted Of an address by the County Su-
perintendent, and singing. The address
was excellent. Among other things, it
treated of school laws, the duties OF
parents. teachers and pupils, and
abounded in good points. The singing
by the choir was decidedly good. They
were led by Mrs. Knox. who played
the organ. Both this school-house and
the one five miles below, are models of
comfort and convenience, and reflect
credit upon Mr.. Anker, the builder" f
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1879-09-08

Colonel Harry 1. Thornton. Of San
Francisco, passed through yesterday on
his way to Eureka. He said hundreds
of old line Democrats voted. the straight
Republican ticket. in San Francisco.
Gen. C. c. Batterman, Grand Repre-
sentative from Nevada to the Grand
Lodge of Odd Fellows, which convenes
at Baltimore next week, passed through
yesterday going east.
Abe Bateman, who is interested in
mines in Lewis District, near Battle
Mountain, passed east yesterday. He
has recently returned from Arizona,
where he was Superintendent of the
McCracken mine. He reports mining at
a stand still in Arizona and many of
what were the prominent mines of the
Territory, closed down.
Rev. j.. ID. Hammond, Presiding
Elder of the NJ. K. Church for this dis
trict, arrived here yesterday and
preached in the NJ f. Church in the
forenoon and evening. Last evening he
delivered Logical sermon to large
congregation. The members of the Nj.
4. Church have hopes Of securing Mr..
Hammond's services for this place next
year. +"
Judge t. j. Hadley is in town. His
thumb, which was injured by the pre-
mature explosion of a cannon at Union
vile on the Fourth of July, is still sore,
though gradually healing up; otherwise
his health is good. he has great faith
in the future of Unionville, and we hope
that his hopes will be realized.
II. A. Bradshaw, OF Paradise, called
to-day. He says threshing will he
finished in the valley in few days, and
that this is the first season for years in
which farmers got their grain sacked
before the Fall rains commenced.
+. 7. Torrey, superintendent of the
Bullion of Paradise NJ. & NJ. Co., is in
town. He says they are making a
grade from the mine to the mill, which
is now running on good ore.
d. r. Sessions, State Superintendent
of Public Instruction, passed east to- day
on his way to Elko.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1879-09-08
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.


The elite Of Spring City gave social
dance week ago. Somebody for some
reason sprinkled the floor in the hall
where the dance was held with cayenne
pepper. OF course there was sneezing
and coughing, and representative of
the Reporter who attended the dance
had the misfortune of getting an extra
sniff of the abominable pepper, which
caused sneeze that fred every but
ton Oft his vest, and "busted his
paper collar. The Reporter man calls
the pepper-sprinkler depraved wretch
and threatens to print his name in the
largest type in the office when he finds
it out.