The Red Cloud chief., 1879-09-11
SENSE AND

The man with marble brow ought
70 have . cool head.
Case of rapture-Where lover Is
wrapped up in his girl
To fall In love with a feshy girl
NAV be considered a case OF in-fai-us-
ton.
Why Is q ship the politest thing In
the world? Because she always sd
vances with a bow.
III Is strangely singular how much
the boy with q pair OF e s~uspenders
hates TO wear q coat.
The old lady who kissed her COW
was not more dizzy than the daughter
who kissed a regular calf
Never dispute with q tombstone.
II il saws q saint lies there, take 1t as
eternal truth.-y. q. Ptcayune.
Commandment is better than riches,
but it will not 20 so far when i comes
TO travelling for pleasure-Picayune.
And now" said Fibwell. ''let me
give my version" And don't let 1t
be a perversion," added Jones, quickly.
Song of a man with a rope around
his neck and a mob at the other nd:
I'm saddest when l swing."-Eim,ra
Gazette.
There's many q man whose high
est ambition is to successfully contest
q seat on anail-keg in q corner grocery.
indianapolis Sentinel.
Boys who cry because their bread
falls with the buttered side down
should think of other little boys who
have NJ hutter.-k. o. hcaynne.
"A young lady, parting with a
friend, was heard TO say: IL wish you
would come up and be our coachman."
This is rather a neat way Of declaring
intentions.
-Newly-married husband: This is
a friend of mine, my dear-a friend OF
twenty years standing" His bride.
GOOD gracious: Then pray give him
q Scat. for | am sure he must be tired"
Scholars say Cetewayo is pro-
nOunced ktcho. but none Of them tell
us how ktcho is pronounced. II is the
dictionary way Of taking one word to
tell what another word means.-N. u.
Times.
Wise words from a Michigan lady:
at is not by %fretting, or worrying, or
plying the fan that we can keep cool;
but by taking up our work, doing it
bravely and cheerily, with as little fuss
as possible"
-"Whin do yeZ intend TO 20 back,
Mixer" asked one exile of another. III
! live till l doye, and God knows
whittier l will or not, I intind TO visit
ould Ireland once more before | lave
this country"
-"ThermOmeter's up to ninety, MIR.
Putancali," said a visitor to a State
street broker. Let 'em go up opar."
said the man of margins. abstractedly,
am not short on 'em."-Boston Conn
werctaL Bulletin.
"A newly-married lady was telling
another how nicely her husband could
write. "Oh, YOU should see some of
his love-letters!" Yes, | know" was
the freezing reply; "Tve got a bushel
of them at home in my trunk" Tab
leau.
Sir Henry Thompson, the English
surgeon, says: persons who drink
water when dining probably enjoy food
more than those that drink wine. They
generally have better appetite and di-
gestion. and they certainly preserve an
s%ppreciative palate longer than the
wine-drinker."
The tOrnadoes this season can hard
ly be accused of partialux, One day
they have an engagemehtL& Kansas,
then they sweep along the Atlantic
coast, next they drop down on Mime
sofa, and again they touch up Michigan
and Canada, lastly, they give classic
Massachusetts a shaking. They de-
scend alike on the just and the unjust,
as is shown by the descent on Detroit
and Boston respectively.-Detron Free
Press.
Ladies ought to enjoy reunions or
banquets much better than men, be-
cause they a sit perfectly uncoD-
cerned, and listen to all the good
things that are being said, without any
danger of being called up unexpected
ly to respond to a toast and being
obliged to wish the POSTMASTER and all
the rest of the company were at the
bottom of the sea And still some
women grumble about the hard lot of
feminine neutrality-suspicious. Sentinel.
How true are the words of Pick
wick, and with what appalling vivid
ness they come back to us after q
stormy time. Either Dickens had a sad
experience in his married life, or the
man who suggested the character had
weathered many a tempest. "Ven
you're q married man, Samivel, you'll
understand a good many things as you
don't understand now; but vether it's
worth while going through so much to
learn so little, as the charity boy said
ven he got to the end of the alphabet,
is a matter of taste. l rayther think it
isn't."-Erchange.
Editors are seldom heard discuss
ing the prOpriety of taking summer va
cations and leaving their congrega-
tons. Editors must preach every day.
Editors must stay and "stick it out"
Editors can't move their studies to the
mountains or breezy seaside. Editors
must get their inspiration at the same
old desk the year round. the desk
which looks out on a patch of brick
wall ten feet opposite and an iron shut
ter. Newspapers never close their pull
pits. Wouldn't it be ridiculous to pro-
pose vacating a newspapers pulpit for
two or three months during the warm
season, and sending the staff to Eu-
rope or Long Branch to cure their
bronchitis? Newspaper men are like
cooks. They must broil at the
furnace the year round. Folks can't
do without their morning chops, col.
fee and paper.-M. Y. Graphic.
"A citizen driving in ON the Holden