The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-07-03
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feseft calls snrn,iga 10 uumefeus
coy seats Ia iorkcd trecs aud else
~hefs. sop,e q them jest large sHough
iort~o peuons
4 baby Is ihe bouse i saii @ be 4
wsii spring q pleasure Tbs may be
true. Gays tie Uswego 1lmes bot 90
genoins felicity NEST u the young men
prefer baIom yoong lady Of about
sisiecn summer.
True worth. ike the rose, viii
hlash ~ u. ESQ sweetness ibis Sc.
matk lead. ihe paagrapber u ,bc
Evesiug past - eEclaim. Good Could
nes.r anderuaBa Why our face was 50
red
The man ~ho goes fishing aad sits
10 cnmpaBFlJiug pusture % 4 nar.
fow plank from earIy morn till dewy
eve. aud calls il foo. Is lhe same chap
that never goes to church because the
pcws are uo, comfortable
A lady recently took 40 old high
backed comb TO a dentist and asked
bin 10 pot set o. false teeth 10 il, as
she wished 10 preserve II. although OLD
for il was her graudmo,her's. and was
uow considered Que Of the family heir
looms
One day last week, North Hill
man made ! wager that be could eat 30
eggs 10 80 minutes lie lost the money.
The FIRE, egg did the business ior bin.
II yas 20 young, giddy, inexperienced
egg. II was venerable old sage. aud
Il did il with its little hatch't.
We cant understand H. There's
the landlady Mrs. McKeuel, pounds
the btelsteak to make il tender, aud
old sledge. the blacksmith. pounds his
iron 10 make 1t tough And you pound
dog to make II run, and pound COW
10 keep her from running
-Scribner & Co.. who lately pub
ished book Of Spiritual Songs, have
since received the following bona iide
order from couotry Sunday school
cbodster Sirs-lf you nave anything
new 10 the line Of sacred songs. comic
or sentimental, will you please send
me some sample sheets
lady, not accustomed to raising
poultry set hen on some eggs, and 10
due course OF time brood of chickens
was hatched friend, coming in four
days afterward, noticing that the little
things looked weak and puDy. asked
bow often they were fed. Fed was
the reply. why. thought the hen
nursed them.
Little Billy was told, Never ask
for anything at the table. Little Boys
should wait until they are served The
other day little Billy was forgotten in
the distribution, aud was not served at
all What could he DO 7 Presently,
after rejecting seriously. be asked
Mamma, when little boys starye to
death do they 90 10 heaven
Said one small boy TO another,
yesterday Say, Bill. goin 10 Bar.
nuns Well. you bet. il can get
bold Of enough old iron. I've got one
Of mothers fiat.irons coopered and il
dad don't watch the old cook stove out
10 the shed poorly close. I'm afraid the
coyers aud one or two of the legs II
have to 10 The cuueney's got 70 BE-
riz somehow
A minister who held temperance
meeting 10 a Connecticut village a
while ago, said that be would open the
Bible aud read At random He tried il
on according TO bis word, bot when be
coniusedly faliered out the words, so
shall thy barns be filed with plenty.
aud thy presses shall burst out with
new wine. his listeners thought il was
their torn TO have some fun.
Plattsburgh Republican A smart
four eAr-old native Of Plattsburgh who
had just been initiated into the mys-
terics Of cbicken-hatchlng. receutly
became possessed Of an inordinate dc.
sire TO acquire possession Of bis aunt's
sole kitten. Bot / want il myself. she
demonstrated. Then set the old cat
again, was The prompt response OF the
little rascal
What shall preach about said a
minister to the pastor Of colorc1
flock which be was about 20 address.
Well. mos any subject will be 'cept-
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