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The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

Female. ils, az. iia,ds W .apt--.slae n,
tskIns Gid. az iusgsisf ~ psinful Negs,rss
,ioos. SHOULD si~sts keep taS,s.'s CssnI-ossd
EfuAt - rnar,ue .i oa hand. and ia ss< slU
c~aasines them that n 10 Ss,nrr's iLsaedy N
tba~s oaantAsinia ASS yyur itpGEist fw u.
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

,G sss,.'ss .pras.ass frsss. .l2Ey ssss
sisas
ASS. 0sssaAI snsasAs, car. ., "a.
tsSsss ~ tss tafse4 tssss sss~f. ssfs = hsss
f.yassr.I p4sshsss4 bssssf spsssp..is Astn
10 spsry tassnss 4 ssrasS Ia eAssfa 49, ~ al
s~gasrists esttas s~f'fsiss N HaEsssssfas q Beet
"A .tl,eh ~ urs. .svas nlnsH Ia nj f.1ss
true m ne sfing esshss, u an In g.tiIng fsfm
s,sck tbtvagh tbs Winter A. scynanlrs al
and sure hsip 10 tEris sane Iosdiiion Pos
De-, ~ rrsiOfes ti4 sies, stfssytssss tbs .ssk,
inprDsss the spf-ii,s, md oil kxsp The sDsk
vsiaea qualities IN grsss sold ~ al Drug.
gislA
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

Asr 200 baldf tssHH4sH = dessississf
ssirsc' ~ psuolsou. ~ osly core for esld
nsss, hss hssn af1pnosed. A. shst " 10 hos The
90 at dsiikhuni arse.nT IN tho systf- The
Ohiy real nAtafsl hslf fsstoFef ssss prsdaesf
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

hAaY u ths NJ sN slssvfss' TttsftsN@
ksstng tJahi H. f,ayxs fsfasis MI sss
rNssgi AL saf~ ~gFv@ft'~ nsta fssulsfn "
lew zee n@
f~ufNtfffN fs-@ ssf zsiA. issf
~ " fttHys nuFaAN
IAsr NJ ros ksss uszr sAfss~i -hA
csi.rh teusNY osnpi H. w. Esshsff - this
rsfx its fafnistet Ne -hh tsNf esssl
iN-os Ne, Nssvs Csssrtb Nsmsay, sud $3.50
,.3ien M~liasi thsV5tcr fhrss nr.rsiss
pe~i1t Effected az stttfv sNFr
S.~n tra,. JOIN = NuANtEsA
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

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and yst ". bfvsn rlspstssi hiax -hkh chooses
- the oatfids ~ tbs nssT
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

vs q p.mphis, 90 Elsctsic r~'es,.eni ~
chroais dissas~s With Els-,rtsf,y, shisb 9TH
10 ssu, fre. address the Msintsh E~ise,tfs
~, .sa rs1,'ep Co, iss a ~ JssAs" ~.
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

vss evvvy sshs, pats ssd tvuise 90 man -
beast tneis sans Nof,e ard h,as lAsin's"'
10 N. bsln. Add w al Drugxis,s
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

BE ,ur, soT Tay q Isfrss VIZ Check H..
~ ~h.n purchasing IN Tho tpruR tos -ni
have no .ir,chiss sod du.ias ~ ~ 9TH .
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

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WIZARD OIL.
\ lad, ~h. ~ss C.an.es, q. hoe
tl~si and ...sid net Nosr fov
scsvs Weeks. wt,h..t Nssi.-
tsaye. set "us .f tscsi isa
few tsouv~ ansr ,saa-
mee,iax q" usc
Wisard Vti.
Ihs large psulSt ~ ,rvnN,k sAle
casss -hssh have tssa VrsNsrasd
ihf,atsh he ,psitumeniAh,, - ,ha
gvvA, rms,ly sIs uuiSAIailslci IN ~
his,csy I mcdt,,nv ttnndirls "
sua~ssr.i s~raaisa ~ ID. an-I .sI-sg-.
~hp have lanKutshsi nIa,u h~,is ~
NeAuesa Fr,cNtns ~ Ai tt,m ph,si
,,Ans testify h. Va ~onj,rt0l hsahns
pHoi~iusA
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lhopto~n, lnd napSss n,cn ~ wan,
hun,lf~is ~ht,h have tsca ", sisvd b,
us aHi afc on Ole IN csit oassi
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s,ah hsediy r@t sas tsl t~fssv ~ wiAs'
ies sssse ~vsls shs -ss ss,ose.si ~ ~ tssi
aed esh -, r,vss -HhfSi .ssss,a~as "
$50 Hssi dsstA ~ hss .hs~ ~ .ss -ptssi
! ksi no p~,.l AAgvi vk,ssse a rs.
ssyt.ss s,'e~dise NJ ths~i t~~Usstug 30
" Ne hssl NJ sus .his ,tslsisa lsfss
este 80 -es 4 ru~i sdsystasss sssus.
sei ,os,ns hrs's ,siss0i y, = ~ ,as
Musri ot We 49, So 49,. 'vs~a l.t@ -
tbs staisrasel ~sF sssss, ses st ust tri
~ o. h0a~ stss - a,snNssn,s A pth o.
a~d W suaenDire IA sss ~st ~s.ttEsif ~ a
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.he be, na4 nal . ,yvsyss-., ~ ,ts disssss
. nus,sfsil, y.ssa
v trtststa fhnfrtv-R trt
lARn OIL NEVER rAIis,
|nly aila,a Inflammation. anil
u E mstsi es,rugiAting pains tai,
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

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. toagb 40 'sosafsDs Cod. 10 its eTss sasEs
thsi shisA ~ The tegtaptas -oatd ylsid q,
"bhgsss BhyrCHiaL r.1~ sNs. n besissa
I'd. often so'ts sgoa tss issgs. - eta sLgI
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

rhink r., ~ faults c'vnmlii~d IN The
= Aen a. has reformed III. c>sn,iaea
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

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thiars 80, i.4isA. ~ AL sftv 81 thsi W
h.ih fss hs h'F, islt y t~eAtcss sFitrAf sFsni
a. hs health Nc -tn sc The = tbisf .tu
ttasls tis rGsfps. ~ wiA Aau, VIA . ctush
snd cnld sni hnal, 81 tutn rsnsamIthsa, ? hst
sub a ,ufs fraoas - tl~ft's bhsa -
Tsf End WA thr'tN rsa ~ oAsiif wstNiues
IL p~sf1ws rsJai ,ufvs, gsius tftfn3s a. ever
,rsi. AMI h ia'Aiaatau in ~ stchlal sna iaes
iiseaSrs 10 . s.tesWard 80 all ffssa tbs
bAt@ o. venerable AZ end health -ti - ~
s,afxd - ga tmr, asc NJ 'suatL/ -,
Ussd u ~tii - vititsui H~ai ~
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

WI, - ai,u.ssad With hssa.rhs, he .plr
We ard Nervousness, ~hsb plsr,'s DsYiAsh
Liver Pills stil suFvly cure yoal
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

taels san's iisHss-. III rpt ~ ,cat ~
ne.s, ~fn HAhs Ne ka'hsf kst ee- snd sss
u sph and riishls OiVs hautsl On
$780, 49,, $3.50. ~:
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

rrs,,.h chlafvn ha,r uasEaA ~
,.ssmsa Mvfm Cskrs ~Nl Aein"s uUysu
and msks tie eifidF4H hsups
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06

WAsnfNGfoS, ffdAy SanuAsy A-Thf
Vice President sshmitfed messSs-
al from Eliszb~sh Csdy stanton, Susan n
Anthpny, and other o6Hoer, Of The SsssouAl
Waakn's saArsge Associs,sou, prsyinx fs
the p&sAAre Of . loist r~oauttou prepos
ing an Amesdment 20 The Constitution pro
hibitinx the States from DISTINGUISHING rsr-
scns on account of ssx-vefsrred shArun
submitted . resolution from The Nevada L~gis
lafare favortng lrxfSsfson 10 pssveRs tAs Csa-
srAi Pacific Railroad frun msktag ssiass dis
crfminstions ~ prsrft<ing extosftoss; ~
ferred. sslkbury called no his resoiufiuu
esliing rpun the eeerets<y a NJ Treasury for
t~nformAsion IN rvgssd 10 the commisston psid
bankers and others Cor segotiAiing The sAI. 81
Cnstsd States bosds, ste. TIE resolution, after
ssme aD~pdment uas AIRED ro. Etmmnds
moved 10 tske up the rssolution necessity sub
urfffed by him declaring the valtttty %
the1Ssh, ftsh and i&k a~mendnlesS n n<
Consstsuttna- Thurman moved tn sdiourn--
retectsd. yess, ~; nays, g E1napA re-
ssved has no<ton 90 tske up The rseciuttoa.
kston asved n 10 into sreeutfvs srssios--
rt~etsd ysss. "a; nsyA. - several dlsiory
nsottoas fotSoved bat vvre vos<A doSn. ss1
kdmnn6s sesis reseved kts moehys % tahs
W Ne rvsusufsoa. whyt< moved % sdjoarp
-.s.gyrssd ~; ysaA. . nsyA u Adtosrnsd
sni 1saAAy.
The Red Cloud chief., 1879-02-06
llaa. asssaAa sesaAAs. sn. ., ).

1880. $780, :: ~ :.': as
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ARTHUR LOCKWOOD,

7
NORTGAGI "a LIE Whereas william Form.
M halls and Catharin" Formulas h wife, Of the county
of La Sale and State Of Illinois by their certain mortgage
deed duly executed acknowledged and delivered. bearing
date the ih day Dec nber II. lS,, ana rccorde In
the Recorders office of said La sale county on the lth day
of December II. $50, in yo ume " Records NO W. on
county of Grundy and state Of Illinois, Lots numbered
and four in Block number thirtytwo in states dbl.
ton 10 Ottawa in the county and state aforesaid Tor me
better securing of certain prOssoy note 81 even da
said mortgage executed by said william Formulas and
after the date thereof fO yhW received.
10 said Henry Eerdg for the sum of one thousand GOarS
with interest thereon the rate of ten per cent per annu
And whereas Il is provided in and by ssd mortgage that
in case OF default in the payment of said note above men
toned part thereof according the tenor and effect
thereof said mortgage his legal representative or At
to-ney after having advertised such sale four successive
weeks In newspaper published in the city Of Ottawa I'LL
right AID equity of redemption OF said niorigagors Their
heirs executors administrators assigns therein. NJ pubic
the highest bidder for caSh nj the south onr oil
the County Court House i'll Ia Sale county. ILL., AZ Tue
appointed in such advertisements may adjourn me sale
from time to time nj discretion: and upon making such sale
or stcs the attorney for TIE sGd mOrGgOrs Oi 'uch pr
sud MORTGAGE his legal representative shall execute ana
deliver to the purchaser deeds for the conveyance in tee OF
the premises sold and shan apply the proceeds Of sale to the
PAYMENT of m expenses ADVERTISING selling and convey
aforesaid, including attorneys eea ana (9l me
due said note l rendering the oNerus. II any
to the said mortgagorh or their assgns;
And whereas default has been made In the plNMrnt OF
said promissory according 10 TIE tenor and effect there
OF and there IL Uhis oath day of December D. lhs)
due and unpaid principal ana interest ga snd n,r e sum
twelve hundred and dollars and forty SN cent?;
Now therefore, notice il hereby given, That on the twenty
FIRST dy January A. 1879 lat the hour of two o'clock p
NJ said day shall sch AZ pubic Ncnduc, Al the south
described premises and al right and equity Of redemption
mGrtlsgors therein the highest bidder for cash
''''' '"'' -''' ivy % ''N''''' iiENi:Y EIEHpISG.
ARTHUR Lock WOOD, Attorney. dec2i
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Neal.
---' 900 . '' 49, ' - 80 o.
MAYO & WJDMER.

attorneys az lar.
MORTCi AGI IL SAL 4fi.-Whercns Justin A. Bal.
WI ley and Anna VI. Bailey his wife OF the county OF
Ford riatc uf Illinois, did, by their certain niurtA
iced dated on the 9th day ct September lS and
corded In the tcorders Office Of In SALE county Illinois,
page S!s Of Book Ge OF Records convey Henry
uryca Of said La Sale county the real hcrcp'tcr
dcscrhe 10 secure the payment Of prOmsory note bear
Ing even date with said mortgage made by sad
payable to said turyca, for the Of four hundred doll
with interest thereon NJ ten per cent per anuu and due
IN nine months after the date thereof:
And whereas said Henry Curyva has for valuable
sdcraun endorsed assigned and transferred said
sorry note Ia the undersigned. \. I. Armstrong;
ARD whereas default has been made IN the payment Of said
pr nca sum anu interest thereon. and there due
unpaid on said ulnlss hundred
liars with interest thereon from III. date thereof the
t. OF ten per cent. per annum;
Now, therefore, public nOticr IN hereby gwen, that the
said A. T. Armstrong assignee hf said note aud mortgage
and by virtue of the power III vested by sad mortgage
deed and assignment will on the hh day of February A,
- 1879 at the hour or o'clock In the afternoon Of SAID day
the south OF the County HuuSc III the city Il
OtNWN unity Ul Ia Sale tNi state of Illinois, sell NJ pub
liz Nntuc. tie highest bidder Tor cash. ali the real estate
mentioned IN sad mortgage deed and described as follows.
TO wit
eleven, in block fifteen in the of Serena,
in the county OF In sale and state of Illinois, designated
4. r. Armstrong; plat of said town. with all the right
equity OF redemption OF said ortgRgor their heirs
and assigns therein.
Dated January Sd, A. b. 1879
A. r. ARMSTRONG,
Assignee OF said Note and Mortgage.
N.yoS WIpNER. ATTORNEYS. iHni-&w
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pert a laboling man who some years before
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animation. "Iou say, doctor" he began, with
great Difference and suavity, that you Operated
upon Mr.. IS head after il was cut by MIR
--r'
"Oh, yaw,' replied the cX.icncc builder, INT
do dat; yaw, yaw"
"Was the wound a very severe one, doctor !"
Enough TO kill him II | not save his lite"
"Well, doctor, what did you do for hin ~
"Everything.'
Did you perform the Cnsarlan operation"
"Oh, yaw, yaw: if me not do dat he die
Did you decaptate Lim!"
"Yaw, yaw; me do dat too"
"DId you hold a past nsortem examination y
"Oh, 10 he sure, schudge: me always do dat y
"Wcll, now, doctor" and here the Judge bent
over IN friendly, familiar way, tell us whelh
cr you submitted your patient 10 the process
known among medical men rs post-aad'ai
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The mock doctor drew himself up indig
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know'd you vas u tam iayhawk lawyer, an
now know you for tam mean man. '-Louts
ollie COurjsr.JoUrHM
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"Ah, by George!' . o. mel y Jung Mr.. Le,h
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ble?" asked his employer, old MIR. liardtaX
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A. OTICF..-EsTATR OF GEo. ". VANCE, IR., DEC D.
~ Notice IL hereby gwen that the undersigned, Charles
y Tombstone Administrator Of the estate oT George
Vance r late OF the county nj la Sale and state of I'LL
nos deceased will appear before tho County Court of said
county the third Monday tbeinr the 18th dny) of Fen
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county when and where All persons having claims or de
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the writing for adjustment.
Dated this 18th day Of December A: D. ISIS:
CHARLES \. POI NDSTONE,
dec2i Administrator.
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The champion nose lives at Sacramento IT.
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fly on the end of your nose" as there y
responded the owner of the horn Of plenty. 81
didn't know it. Just please scare him off
you're nearer to him hnn am"
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Small gentleman appears in a huge hat
which engulfs him To his shoulders. His wife
But that hat doesn't fit you, my love" He
That's what told the man but he showed
me his gold medal, the only one awarded for
hats, and what could doy"-Paris Chdrirdri
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NOTlCE.-EsrArE or GHoRGE RcrTcLIfFE DECD
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county Sale and of Illinois. deceased will appear
before Cou " Court Of said county the ID Monday he
nl the 18th day of February 1873. AT the County Cour
House in ottawa In said county, when and where all per
having claims demands against said estate mott
hed attend and present the in writing for adjust
lncnt
Date, this 23d day of December \. = 1sI3, .
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Here is IN extract from little boys frs
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femin and tryn the cages of their steam bler'
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Trade if he isn't sleepln with his big brother.
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We'll, if I've got To come down to H. | sup.
pose must" he muttcred between his teeth
aS he !it up the Ow-hardeued sidewalk.
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The question before "a Massachusetts dehat
ing society is: What Is the use of IA bear:
taIl:" Why, it's what fills a hunter with de
light when the bear turns it.
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female teacher threatened to keep an I'm
ruly boy fifteen minutes after school. II wlsl
you'd make il half IN hour" SAID the appre
ciative youth; for you're tie preiicst teachc
in this town. He rot off easily
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a lawyer who had a most absurd case submit
ted 10 him, on being asked IF the action would
lie" answered, Yes, if the witness will l.e too
but not otherwise"
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A beautiful English woman was walking in
the Il he dc la Pax, when a French puppy
greatly annoyed her by pcrtinaciously DIGGING
her and u; rlng at her. She turned upon him
and said "Realy, have not a single sou to
give YOU"
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\ patent two-horse street sweeper Is not 3
pleasant thing to meet, but Is not quite so haf
as To pass hallway containing deiermii
woman and broom-Nep HIceH Register.
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Charitable lady-"Po0r man! II 1t wer
possible to procure work, what situation woul'
suit you best" Tranp-"Lady's companion
mum"
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Perhaps you loathe the spider, but, when he
gets a mosquito in he meshes of his web, don't
you feel like patting HIM on the back!
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"One touch of Mature" observed the inc
briate, as the ground rUse and struck him.
DdnieLsonpiNe Sentinel
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One # our exchanges says: Many persons
haze iii, from the effects of being SURPRISED
too Sudtelly" and suggests if some OF lis sub
scribprS ever intended To pay for their paper
t. please break the news gently"
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MAYO 4 WiDM
3 T. LINCOLN.

IfTOflfI LUW.
NOTICE.-EsTA OF JomS KESsEr. DECEASED
~ Notice IN hereby given, that ht undersigned, Admin
istatOr of the estate Of John kenncy late OF the county
of La Sale and state OF Illinois, deceased viii appear before
County Court of said county the third MOnd being
the seventeenth day Of February 1873 AZ the County Court
House in Ottawa. In said county, when INd where all per
sons having claims demands against said estate no
fed TO attend and present the In writing Tor adjust
ment.
Dated this 2sth day Of December \. u. 1919.
THOMAS KENNEY,
dec2s-tw Administration.
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There are depths to II woman'S character to-
profound for the research Of man. Delicate
timld, shrinking yet she POSSESSES heroisn
that rises to the height of grandeur keennes'
of perception almost miraculous, and u prompt
ness in action that is certainly marvellous. A
lady seated at her sewing the other evenin.
put her hand into her pocket in quest of some
object when her fingers came in contact Will
the slippery and repulsive touch of mouse
There was an impulse to scream but REFRESHING
it by a powerful effort, she jumped in the air
overturnng the table, smashing IL ten dollar
lamp, upset two chairs, and Gaping the eli
max by going over in "A heap under the piano
Her husband who was asleep in the next room
was aroused by the noise and rushed 10 hci
help.
What is the natter he demanded, rs ht
got her on her feet.
She told him.
why on earth didn't you call to me:' he
almost yelled, rs he saw the damage done.
IL didn't want to disturb you," was the he
r0c reply And then the emergency being
over, her strength deserted her, and she burs
into Il flood of tears.
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There is nothing like turning an opponents
illustration so that it will tell against him
rather than for him OF the we, kncss of his ar.
gument This is " hat poo, brakeman did
who was injured in the discharge OF duty at 4
railroad accident out West. His home was i'll
she East and the road which he had served
passed him to the terminus of ITS line. The
next did the same. and also the next; but III
last he came TO superintendent who hrsi'acd
The poor fellow pleaded his case He was a
railroad man. He had been hurt at his post
He had been passed by all the other railroads
IAN very WE'LL" said the superintendent; "bul
car see my way clear to give you apass II
you were working for farmer, and you were
to get hurt in his employ, would you expect
another farmer 10 get out his team and take
YOU to the next town." NO SIR said the
brakeman; mot that exactly bat if he was
hitched up and going my way should think
he was mighty mean if he wouldn't give M
ride" He got the pass.