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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

Youthful Trump THREE youngsters.
from the vicinity OF Terrupfa Hill. being
under the impression that eEspEoye, were
in demand ~ the northern cities, recently
started out in that direction, contemplating
that sonnet hing grasd in tie UaJ OF good
situations would 0Tertake them. Tuesday
they started ont on their trip without
ratlons or money, and travelled on foot
until they reached Hungary Station, on the
Richmond and Fredericksburg road After
spending about twenty-iour hours away
from their homes, and their parents being
exceedingly uneasy about them, they agreed
to return bone, and on yesterday arrived
here, completely worn out by the journey.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

DON'T make Il mistake, for limitations various
aud numerous. When you want Il sc. KEY-W EST
CIGAR see that you get WlIIrLocK'S. with copy-
rightei label representing tobdcco-leaf on every
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

DID YOU EVER? No; never smoked better Sc
CIGAR than WnITLocK'S PICNIC.
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STATE OF VIRGINIA, COUNTY OF HENRICo, ss:
], g. a. Glover, cashier OF the above-named bank,
do solemniy swear that the above statement Is true
to tile best of my knowledge and belief.
S. A. GLOVER, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 10th day
ofAptil, 1879. WILLIAM T.. ALLEN,
Notary Pubic.
Correct-Attest:
W. HATCHERY
Is. +. LADD. : Directors
aH 11-1t A. Y. STOKES.)
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

SEEK 30 FURTHER.-Eou will find no better
Thc PIC NC Is the best sc. CIGAR on the marker.
Wholesale and retail at =. WuIrLockS, l445 Main
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TAILORING.
SpECIAL NOTICE!
y
No. i GovEESoE STREET.
CALL AND SEE Me.

is.imaSc 10 your measure 4 SUIT OF CLOTH
50 =, low. II mol lower, ihin the same can be
.e2sll for ready My small expenses on Ibis
n'oycrpori street compared with high rents on
mai! pricc. Also. The goods will be CUT AND
MADE IN RICHMOND. instead Of at The North,
AH2 the labrrcr here be benefited Nv the work.
FIT GUARANTEED OR NO SALE.
rali and see NV SUITS. made to order for $l4.
so. lG. 100 Il 30. $40. and up in price
,,Tscr line canuDt be found 10 select froul-ahd
AhiE TO YOUR MEASURE-lhan you can get
here In the city.
circumstances govern cascs-wunts Of the people
:hlairc !ow price, aud sly !i.h goods.
Gal! ana zoe me- WM. IRA SMITH.
~ Hit. No. i Governor street.
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ICE.
PlfOpOSALS.
OFFICE or TIE BOARD or nEaLLa

rIcIfMoNp. April Z, 1879.
cEALED PROPOSALS FOR LIE E
SCIIysIyE PRIVILEGE OF KEAoft, ~ ~.
NIGmT.Soll from ,h,s cl,y WIN se rssri.14Ih s', Ain
Sen.r,fe proposals are inytcd-one Tor onc heaa 49,
and one for three years No proposal 10 ns, os,,
win be entertained where the charge eAeeI III ,ea
dollar tor the flrst 8S cubic fert OF rS' a."
eeufs for each cubic foot Ia excess. ..u,r,,-
Amy inforus,ion IN reference TO ,ar1i shis otsse
'rhe Ro,rd With this approval VI the tol w, mhS isSs
on Health 's's1 '. ~ '" j. G. CABELL,
sps.ot fJes'dsh' o"s'" '"
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CLOTHING.
,1TIS THE OLD PATHS.

r,f,, for the liberal patronage OF tie p"ohc
.ns mas, forty years, we aSaio ask for eont'n"-
J" .,,,sane. We have just received onr stock
Q: SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS,
EMBRACING
~ TIE .ovELr1Es OF THE SEASON,
and VIC assure the public that
arr PRICES ARE As LOW AsThE LOWEST
a,,,,,,y oe material and workmanship.
ORR TAILORING DEPARTMENT
!. ....sz.,.s Il repietc with a full line of
rpyxcu AND ENGLISH CLOTHS,
sCITINGS,
TGouSERINGS.
,,rh he made 10 order in :hc best style, and at
..., within the reach OF al. In our
pr,pY-MADE DEPARTMENT
will he found
cry, AID COMPLETE LINE OF WELL
MADE BUSINESS AND DRESS SUITS
n. CLOTHS. woHSTEDs, CIiEvloTS, FLAN-
NELS. AND CASSlMERES;
.,;!r This department, NC invite special attention
TEN-DyLLAE SUITS
cSD-D0LLAR WHITE VESTS,
which Cannot DC surpassed.
orr FURNISHING DEPARTMENT
3. -, 10 rs u>:;ai Standard, and we display many
novelties IN
SCARFS.
TIES,
SHIRTS.
COLLARS.
GLOVES,
SCSPENDERS,
LINEN AND slLK HANDKERCHIEFs.
". would urgently iAvilc an inspection of on
s;oca before purchasing elsewhere. IL we are conf
den. that our stock and prices wlll please all tha
favor IT, with call, as
LITTLE CORNER STORE
will still maintain Its reputation for
GOOD CLOTHING At MODERATE PRICES.
Respectfully,
+. r. SPENCE & son,
MERCHANT ThlLORS AND CLOTHIERS,
1900 MAIN STREET.
-
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rARDOZU, F0URQUHEAN ~ co.

f NARpOLO, htG kQU REAN ~ ~.
wish 10 call the attention Of their customers and the
pub ic TO tho arrival OF their
SPRING STOCK OF DRY GOODS,
which will be found larger ana more attractive than
ever bt foIe, embracing many goods entirely new In
styles and novel In designs.
They have by far the Target aud most attractive
stock of SILKS they have ever offered IN Black,
Colored, and Striped. They have for many years
made SILKS leading n, tclc In their business, and
feel confident In saying for variety style, and cheap
Hess, they cannot bc SURPASSED.
BROCADE SILKS In great variety for trimming;
STRIPE SATIN WATERED SILKS for trimming
FOULARD SILKS, both In Blark and Coored-
beautiful for O"er,!rcSscs and wr.prcr!;
SILK and SATIN-STEIPED BROCADE GRENA-
DIMES:
FRENCH and AMERICAN BUNTINGS;
AADRaSS GISGEtA 3iS, now 81 much used.
THEIR DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT,
10 which especial attention has been paid this spring.,
is rcplese with all the
LATEST STYLES
and ut prices that cannot fail strike the purchaser
Us hcing
LOWER THAN EVER BEFORE SEEN.
THEIR ELACk-GOODS STOCK.
both for mourning and summer wcar. has been SEE
lrcrcd with great They with much confidence
feel that inspection Of these goods VIII guarantee
| ihcr sale.
| SPRING CASSfMERES FOR SUITS:
SPRING GASSIMERES FOR PANTS.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE
TO THE LADIES.

7 TO THE LADIES.
We have just opench Il large and weil-seectcd
stock OF LADIES. MISSES, and INFANTS UN-
DERW EA Il. consisting or
LADIES 'NlGiIT-DtESSES. CHEMISEs, SKIRTS,
DRAW ERS-nnh CORSET COVERS:
And also for NisseS-GOWNS, CUEMlSES,
SKIRTS. and D!tAWERS:
For Infanis--ROBES, DRESSES, SLIPS. GOWNS
SKIRTS. SHIRTS: SMQUES and CAPS.
Wealso l,aNsa fu.k line of
GLOVES. HOSIERY. .HANDKERCHIEFS,
RRETONA LACES.
TORCIION LACEsl and INSERTINGS
HAMBURG EDGTNt;S and INSt RTISGS.
ZEPllYES and GERMANTOWN YARNS In nf
shades,
NOrTDlS aud CARD BOARDS In AL colsrs,
CORSErS. and general a>sori ncut Of NOTIONS,
rRIMMi NiS, and FANCY GOODS.
Call raIly and cxaminr our stock. ut
mh21 LEVI flEXTER'S. CIT Broad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

Mayors Court.-At the Mayors Conrt
Yesterday Mayor Clarke presiding-tbe
following cases were disposed Of:
John Campbell, charged with assaulting
Frederick Robinson, was fined $3.50 aud
discharged.
Several small; white buys were arraigned
for violating city ordinances, and were SEN
fenced TO four bours' imprisonment.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

ROCKS. STATIONERY, &c.
LITER-COPYING BOOkS-the best
and cheapest We have ever had;
'"iiER-CoPYISG '"i PRESSES, BRUSHES, OIL
IOAkD, and BLOTTING-PAPER;
TVhhihN BILLS OF EXCHANGE, DRAFTS,
NEGOTIABLE and FROMissORY NOTES;
-'"Nh'boQkS Of almost every description;
'ih'h-BoUK> on The several banks Of the city,
cheaper Than STAN ped checks;
'"e best Of BLACK INKS. WRITING-FLUIDS
COPYING and CARsIINE INKS.
STATIONERY OF ALL KINDS
for the
OFFICE AND COUNTING ROOM,
~ wei as FASHIONABLE STATIONERY for la
S'es and gentlemen.
~ Al WOoDH0UsE 6 PARHAM.
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BANK SrAyEuEyTs

|pEPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
LII THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK AT RICH
HOND: IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA.. AT THE
CLOSE OF BUSINESS APRIL i, 1879: -.
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8itIlmond Dispatrlr.
FRIDAY. APRIL II, 1870,

kS- THE CIRCULATION OF THE DISPATCH
IS LARGER THAN THE, CONFINED CInCu-
LATIoN OF ALL THE OTHER DAILY NEWS.
PApERs OF THE CITY.
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MiLlINEEY.

GRAND OPENING TODAY 40,
" GOODS OPEN FOR INSPECTION BY stHliG
10 U'CLUCK.-I take great pleasure In au-VMSHet
nouucing my SPRING OPENING OF MlLLl-
NERI, and assure my customers that the prices
VIII be satisfactory and goods as represented. IL
will pay you TO drop in and lnOl at 1923 Alaiu
street, NINE. Is. DEMEt.NAN.
the Largest, iIandsomcst, and Cheapest Millinery
House In Virginia. ap .
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lust OPENED,

lust OPENED,
BRANCH OF NICOLL THE TAILOR,
OF NEW YORK.
40. lll7 MAIN STREET,
NEXT DOOR TO TIE AMERICAN HOTEL,
and branch stores in all principal cities.
TIE LARGEST ASSORTMENT OF WOOLLENS
IN THE WORLD.
EVERY STYLE, EVERY DESIGN.
TO ORDER:
PANT>, il, 80, Sc;
SUITS, SIS, $50, s25.
hEcfy garment made i guaranteed. and no mis-
Representation allowed under any circumstances.
aal0-lw
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1879-04-11

1NIE GRANDEST DISPLAY OF 1sDo
i FRENCH PATTERN HONNErS. SSittt&
HATS. FLOWERS, and MILLINERY ShoNe
NOVELTi tS In this civ will take place IN NEEr
THURSDAY ana FRIDAY the 1ulh aud lih, al
Mrs. +. IiUTZLER'S,
$50 Broad street.
All arc invi'ca 10 he present. apS
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THE GOVERNOR.
THE FUNERAL,

Major Boykin will be buried at 1 o'clock
this afternoon, from st. Paul's church, by
Metropolitan Lodge, No. II, A. F. and a.
NJ, which will meet at 8 O'Clock. Courts
Virginia, No. /, Richmond. No. 3, Excel
sior, No. O., and Liberty, No. ), /. .. f.,
will also take part in the ceremonies, and
will meet ut q O'Clock.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25
Han storm

Ihc-two most noted ones of history are
those Of 1910 and Gg7 i'm England. I'm the
first there was for time a horrid dark
ness, thicker than that Of midnight which
continued until the torrOrs of mankind were
changed TO more terrible objects by thunder
and lightning breaking the gloom. and
bringing on such a shower Of hail as no
history of human caamitics could equal.
These hallstones were of BLUSH color.
and some of them weighed not less than
100 pounds. A nOsomc vapOr of SULPHUR
attended the storm. All the birds and
beasts Of the country were entirely destroy
cd. Numbers Of the human race suffered
the same fate. The fishes found no protec-
ton from their native element. but were
equal sufferers in the great calamity" The
storm Of 1897 "bcgan by thunder and
lightning, when suddenly q black cloud
came forward against the wind, and marked
los passage with devastation. The hail
stones were rs large as bowling. green balls.
wherever 10 came, every plantation fell be-
fore it; it tore up thc ground, split great
oaks and other trees, the fields Of corn were
cut down as If levclcd with % scythc. Tiles
and windows were broken by the violence
of thc hai.sOucs. The birds vainlv tried
to escape by flight pigeons, rocks. crows
and other sorts were brought down. All
This iclI within the compass Of one mile
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25
A woInan's Gloves.

a woman's glove is to her what a vcst
pocket is to q man. But it is more ca
pacious, and i'm nincty-nine instances
out Of hundred it is much better
regulated. A man will carry two hundred
dollars worth Of oll change. four matches.
half % dozen Of toothpiclls, n short ponciI.
and yet not be able 20 find a nickle. or a
match, or toothpick, or pencil, or a card
when hc wants 10. Not 50 with woman.
She has the least bic OF glove and in That
glove she carries the tiuicst hand and n
"ad Of bills and the memorandum for her
intended purchase of dry goods, car tickets
and matinee checks and maybe diminu-
tive powder bag. We have no idea how
She does 30 how she manages to s0ucozc
those thousand and one things INTO that wee
space. but she does 20 every time. and the
glove never looks TIC lcast discomposcd. or
p.cihoric, or ruiIlcd And when % woman
wants amy article concealed about that Glove
.he doesn't seem 90 have the least trouble
DOB thc world getting at &c. All that is re-
q1ircd is "a simple turn Of the wrist. ihc
disappearance of two fairy fingers. and hc
desired article is brought t0 LIGHT, n is "a
wonder That uo savant can explain
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25
a Trout story

a gentleman has in his grounds near
Whitehall, New York, an artificial trout
pond, which contains as least 1900 not
ted beauties, weighing from half 10 two
pounds each. The gentleman has little
daughter, five years Of age. who may well
be called the queen Of the speckIed beauties
This little miss has succeeded IN trimming
the fish, 50 that she can 90 TO the edge OF
the pond, and with a handful of crumbs
feed them from her chubby TAT hand. The
FISH have learned 10 jump up out Of the
water and snatch a worm from her fngcrs
They seem exceedingly fond " her. In fact
they may be said to perfectly adore their
queen Some time ago the little one was
standing near the edge Of the pond where
the water was quite deep While reaching
over % drop a few crumbs 10 her subjects
she suddenly lost her balance and pitched
headlOng into the water She saws
that she went way down. when She fsit
something underneath her, and she quickly
rose TO the surface, where she put her LITTLE
lungs ~ their utmost test and called Justify
for help Her cries quickly attracted her
parents and they we're hOrriGed al seeing
the little girl floating upon the surface III
The pond. The father rushed quickly Ia
The waters edge and reached out for bi.
treasure and as he raised her from the wa
Ter a pcrieci solid mass Of trout were found
beneath her These faithful subjects Of tho
queen, o. She iell quickly gathered beneath
her and thus showed their love for their
mistress by bearing up her body until aid
arrived. thus preventing her from meeting
= Watcry grave, which She would have gfb-
orwisc done. Parents who have Iit.Ic ones
can imagine the parents love FOR these
trout, when thoy remember that their sa.
gacity saved TIC liie Of their little daughter.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

49, ALTHOUGH NAVY ARP paRDrrOsEo 10 .rvg
IfOuDie3 from Birth, got even such may escapo
consumption, or other Pulmonary or Bronchial
ui1eia't pr quo care and Wa'Chfulness be OBJ
ssfyed ana AN exciting causes arc promptly
J1yuoR EKpectOrant exercises rs most bpDc-
Eclal eucc.s, and has produced the largest pro-
gplhgn m ltS cures, Besides promptly rem "
ink coughs ana Colds, which. when lcft ~
lh.n5cFe-. are the Immediate causes OF tubcr-
culoui development this standard remedy
auaya any Inflammation which may exist ard
~ promoting easy expactOra lon, clean ~ fbs
lungs on the substances which clOz them up.
ah9 Whicn rapidly destroy when suffered 20 re-
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25
DOMESTIC.

COOKING MEATs.--It is generally
conceded that the French beat all the
balance of the world in the cooking of
meats. \ leading feature in their man
ipulation, consists in keeping the meat
Tor day or two, according TO the
weather, that IL may lose the tough
ness always possessed by meat when
first killed. The old hen killed upon
the farm, and put into the pot or oven
as soon as IL can be got ready, requires
onc-third more cooking than if nicely
dressed and put away, first putting a
few Jumps of charcoal Inside after
cleaning 1T well, keeping 1t for day
or more, according to the weather.
But the very opposite hold good OF bet
ter and tender fruits. They require
no rendering and are the best when
fresh. Meats are kept by the Chinese
quite while, in excellent order, by
dipping into boiling water. This
forms the albumen into firm coating
upon the surface, excluding the arr
from the inner parts. The meat Is then
placed In an earthen vessel and COW
cred with cold water, oil beng then
poured upon tire top of the water to
exclude all air. This plan could be
adopted by farmers with advantage. as
the mode is simple and requires no ex-
pensive fixtures.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

~ fever and ague IMMUNITY from the dro.a a
s2onfKs ~ enjoyed b. those vino have re,,5,.,,'i
s.I 5ystems malaria proof with Hoetettsv..
oSylnach Btters the best preventive and go
eeS. Qo,hine cannot compare with IL I'm en-
80, ah9 anything but safe Pbvslcisr,,
commend the Bilters Tor IT, rerocd ~, p.
lIie'lng properties and tho closest anaigsi,
tsyeaIs h'uling in tho composition 81 a 49,
soLlol5 nature. It does not dslor.orste Il ~
90 ,.t.,,, coI1lsl A. well az potent medicine
gaVef' heutralize5 ~ hurtfuI rrJrertics ~.
s IsnIIshs on maisrous localities not oplv H.,
sls United states but the tr0pe. road = ~ =.
ah Invaluable protection and boz bC-is ~ re-.
-. p Kept cons aDty on hand. a. de
i'o yl emi grafton spreads farther ,gest,ooyt
tho demand for 10 among tbose Cl,,,,.ii, i s
o ....ln the vicissItudes Of climate con-
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

SET BACK ~ YEARs.-"I was troubled
for many years with Kidney Complaint,
Gravel, &c. my blood became thin;
was dull and inactive; could hardly
crawl about; was an old worn out man
all over; could get nothing to help me,
until got Hop Bittcrs, and now / am
"A boy again. My blood and kidneys
are all right, and | am as active as a
man OF 30, although am -, and Ihave
no doubt it will do as well for others
of my age. 1t is worth trial.
(Father.)
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25
FIRST Mamma: al see that your chill

FIRST Mamma: "G see that your chill
dren paddle" Second Mamma ::
Yes. Don't yours ?" First Mamma !:
mo I've managed TO make my three
boys believe that it is vulgar and un-
glemanly either to get their feet wet.
or SIT in thorough draught, or bolt
their food, or eat goodies between their
meals, or go to Juvenile parties, poor
dears. They're rather soft, perhaps,
but they've never had an hours Illness
in their lives.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

= Case OF pies OF so Year,. Standing
BOsTOS. Mass, August G, 1871
MEssRs. Il. NEUSTAEDTER * Co,
New York
Gentlemen:-Enclosed please find 81 90 10
box OF DR.. X Sllzbee's ''Anakesis." 1 hay
oeen troubled with the piles since 1919. an
have tried almost everything that 1 could find
but without success. have Just been usinL
yours, and have derived more benefit from
han any that have ever tried. Please for.
ward me a box at once.
Yours truly,
A. LEUYARD
n Traverse street Boston
Samples OF "Anakesis" are sent free 20 all
unerers on application h l.. Noustaedter y
Co., Box 1916. New York
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

No one who has tried Dobbins' Elec-
trio Soap, (made by Cragin 81 Co., Phil
adelphia, Pa..) fails to see its wonder
ful economy. Ask your grocer to get
1t, and give it trial.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

"IlERE's tolerabllsh chainge o.
weather fur the better" said Corydon
come AT last. Notwithstandun the
wet GUNNER, | expects we be gwiun
to ha' zummet Ikea bit harvest aater
all" Don't thee holler." answered
Thrysis, "afoor thee Dist out o. the
God" "Out of the 'ood, dost thee
say ~ retorted the other husbandnan
"Naa, mate; thee mane'st out % the
WAITER
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

BOGUS CERTIFICArrs.-It il no vile
drugged stun, pretending to be made of
wonderful foreign roots, banks, &c,
and pulled up by long bogus certificates
OF pretended miraculous cures, but n
simple, pure, effective medicine, made
OF wen Known valuable remedies, that
furnishes It's own certificates by its
cures. We refer To Hop Bitters, the
purcSt and best of medicines Ee.
chdRye. See another column.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

81, a 'oiLFGE PEOFlssoR on 20 slil that
ne who expects ~ rate high Boo bis class.
n!'1t not erpectDr0te ON the floor -
much ofthc hawking and shifting was
no doubt, caused by catarrh. which tbs
professor knew could be readily cured
~ lhe use Of a few bottles OF DR.. SaQc's
Catarrh Remedy.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

John" eyes, dear" "Where is
my vlnaigrette? ?" al think YOU left il
on the bureau, my love-" There !
that's just like you; you're always
forgetting everything I've got to
carry"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

THE grandeur Of the mountains di-
vide the attention of the traveller i'm
North Carolina with the cheapness OF
whiskey. This is the scale of prices /;
Chickens four cents apiece; eggs two
cents dozen, Mountain dew fifty
cents gallon. TO obtain the above
chickens and eggs you have only to
knock on the bark OF IA tree and they
VIII be brought 10 you. The dew Is
obtained by placing Jug at the root
of Il tree with half dollar on the cork I:
leave 1t short time, go back again
aud YOU will ind the cash gone and the
jug filled.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

SALT and water will cure the catarrh
If you presevere in the use of it. The
water should be lukewarm and rather
salt. Fill the hollow OF your hand
with the salt water, close your month
and draw the water up through your
nose. DO this two or three times and
several times each day.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

FARMER Gilcs-''Be it trew what |
hear, sir, about the squire a-sendin'
you to college, sir?" Yonng Squire
Yes, Giles: Pm going to oxford to
read hard" Farmer Giles-"Dear,
dear, sir Just rs you was himprovIn'
in your shooting and getting on so
well with your riding; ] call it regular
spilin' good eddlcation.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

FATHER addressing his little bov.
who has brought home bad mark
from school.) CHOW Johnnie, what
shall do with this stick?" Johnnie
why go for a walk, papa"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

LAWYER; "You have lost the papers
you were to bring me? Good gracious /!
III AFRAID you must have left them in
the public house; Old inebria te !.
"Ah yes; but in which one ?"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

FRIEND-'Iook here, Tom, you've
had enough" Tipsy youth-"No such
thing. often had too much; never
had enough"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

n WHITEHALL woman has invented
machine by the use of which she can
whisper secret to ten women at one
Tune. 1t is called the "gOssipphone,"
on "slandergraph."
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

A BARE-headed and bare-footed ur
chin being asked what his mother die
Tor a living, answered; She eats vic.
tuals, SIR"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

a BATCHELoR upon reading that 1.-TWO
lovers will sit up all night with one
chair in the room," said it could not
be done unless one of them sat ON the
floor. Such ignorance is painful.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

For THE TOILET or white wax, oil
of almonds, spermacetl and white soa D
each one-fourth ounce; one pint of
rose water or elder-nower water; best
cologne, three ounces. Cut the wax =,
sperm and soap very fine; put in an
earthen vessel with gill of rose-water.
set into dish of boiling water and
let stand until dissolved. Then add
hrst the oil of almonds, then the
rosewater aud cologne.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

If you want to feel we'll and lively,
use Or. Bulls Baltimore Pills. Ali
dru ggists keep them. Price % C.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-10-25

a CAREFUL political economist closely
calculates that women in this coun-
Try might annually save $I4 800, 900 i'm
cigars,