The New York herald., 1879-07-05


dertakes to describe gentleman she always draws
snob.
Mr.. Vance is evidently regarded as the Sitting
Bulldozer.
Senator Charles W. Jones' of Florida is at the New
York Hotel.
Whoever knew an actor or singer to dodge an ad-
vertisng dodge?
Heaven has no fan.-Free Press But the other
place has fandangoes.
The Philadelphia Ltem's detective nnds that male
hairdressers often dye old maids
Irollope considers Thackeray's ..Rebecca and
Rowena to be the best of burlesaues
Tilden's friends like the mans wife who did
not care which won--the man or the bar'l
The Milwaukee Necs says that Tom Ewing was
born leader. Did he lead from long suit?
colored clergyman of Virginia extensively raises
chickens He raises them of his neighbor's roosts.
Kinglake ascrbes much of his love of the East
to his mothers reading Homer to him in his child.
hood.
1t must be hot in New Orleans The Picayune saws
that Satan takes vacation in the hottest
weather.
The New Haven Registers detective knows musical
baby that the chromatic squal. Give that baby
chrome.
In some parts of Europe Talmage is mistaken 70,
Edison. simply because he Is known as the man who
knocked spots out OF gas.
The Boston Transcript learns that at o watering
place hotel the man with linen satchel having his
initials on it is q New Englander.
Molasses. says the proverb catches more flies than
vinegar does. which is probably the reason why
molasses is more expensive than vinegar.
An Arkansas negro who hanged asked his
audience to try to meet him in heaven although he
was quite doubtful about their ever getting there
Wheeling Leader:-"Cut bung hole in country
hofal
you have pretty good idea of the loudness of the
Grant boom at the present writing"
Danbury Ne~s:-"City people are not SO effeminats
as ruralists are prone to paint them. Numbers of
them engaging quarters in New Milford right in
the face of the fact that the village brass band has
three rehearsals weekly
The Duke Of Argyll. with Lady Mary aud Elizabeth
Campbell. are expected to arrive ut St. John N, B..
by train on Monday morning, aud leave directly by
steamer for Boston. thence New York. and are ex-
pected to take their departure for England on the
18th inst.
writer says that an Englishman can always tell
an American by his speaking of the London" Times
instead of the plain Times One day Londoner
fresh in New York. came to the HERALD Office, and.
interviewing the exchange reader, please lay
the London Times out for me, every morning. you
know
The AHengum:-"When call man o cynic We
mean that he Is ill conditioned and snarling that he
makes savage response to kind advances. that he
refuses to believe good of anything anybody, and
that though he is not necessarily malicious il let
alone it is his pleasure and his determination be
let alone. The cynic does no favors and desires
none"
Norrlstown Herad:-"The New YORK HERALD,
with its customary enterprise. is the first to
nounce that Arkansas genius has invented
bottle which has cork ut both ends. This may be
an advantage when two want to drink from the
same bottle at one time. but it seems to us that .
bottle without any corks would find larger sale in
Arkansas. An Arkansas man becomes dry SO often
that he loses several drinks per day in drawing
corks
Springfield Repu6tcan:-''It is worth remembering
that for many years after 1862 the Southern girls Of
school age destitute of the educational facilities
which previously existed. The men were being dis
ciplined in the field, but the girls suffered real
hiatus in their development. Slavery also cast
penumbra over the relations Of men and women ut
home and projected more pstriarchal authority for
women than has survived at the North. Thus
moved in nativity society education and opportunity
the Southern woman has remained stationary.
stranded where the high tide of rebellion left her,