The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-03-06
EVERYDAY sPICERIEs.


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A MAN is well bread when ne is prop
cry ralseu-o0''o" 1'a"so,iDs.
The shortest and most direct road to
popularity Is for man to be the same
that ne wishes to be taken Tor.
MANY a man who feels himself great
among little people would ind himself
little if he were among great people.
WHAT a pleasure it is to be continu-
aIly told of our faults by those humbugs
whose virtues have never yet been de-
tected.
Our hopes, though they never happen.
vet are some kind Of happiness; as trees,
whilst they are growing, please in the
prospect.
Mo.rnr.. aL.s bar stroat cor
horses last ten wears. The passengers
waar ont in shout seven & Dstrou Eree
moai oue ~ apoup s0scn.-A>ceso" ffoc
Press.
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a. a COR coRhEsRoNIaSn sRo ?.h J, asks, 81, what 40
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1ney wepe ngnelng WIN 'ne r'ng g'isn.
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IHE mead OF mule IS 700 neayy 1or
sne otner portions OF ms pooy. II
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FvhhiuN Jou4 nal saJS l0o
haven WAS pol,ewee from me iSI
san. II roe was awe ne Wouiq oouos-
less aeny ING iowi as-i eisian'--Nsoss ''a
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The pedestrian mania has proved
that women can walk. Married men
VIII remember tnis wnen tneIl wives ask
them TO carry the Daby.-fhafdde!phsa
Chronicle Herald.
THE injunction Laugh while you
can" is evidently believed by the New
York Commercial to be command to
the good housewife to be cheerful while
sne Is DONG up tne summer Iruits.
Eah long the mellow juicy sprins-h'c@e'isr h5-
win eambol hitherward and bring -Graphio.
The violet's breath and early greens. Bwtiaetoa
And Bostons years crop Of bean,.-Nss Yors
Mail
IT was in Portland, Oregon. Mr.. Will
son said it was pronounced "ack-a-
denny and Mr.. Jones said it was a-cad-
amy. They drew their pistols and
popped, and both sleep IN the held be-
hind the ac-ad-emy.-Detron Free fress.
ALWAYS be careful in your charges;
! charge no person with slander, with
crime, with unjust views or with un-
kindness. In fact it is better to do a
cash business and not charge at ALL
Derrick.
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machine for steering vessels when going
under high pressure. What ls needed Is
an apparatus which enables man to
steer when in similar condition. .-ier-
sey Citv journal
LIFE.
Lille In itself. It life to all things sive,.
For whatsoever 4 looks on, that thing lives
Becomes ;ai1 an ae,ive e, being, eng ~ % Of %gooa;
For the souls health or, suffering change unblest.
a0Tn 70 baars IN IL tne
And answers thought to thought, and heart to
heart. r. Il Ddnd ~.
A VERMONT preacher. after standing
the freezing temperature of the church
|, as long as he could, broke out: "Brother
Griggs. do YOU see this house is better
warmed this afternoon; it's of no kind Of
use for me to warn sinners of the dangers
of hell when the yery idea of hell is a
comfort to them.n
MEN may come and men may GO, the
seasons may follow each other in regular
succession, dust may return to dust, the
sun continue to shine upon the Just
and unjust, but the world has yet to dis
cover the man who has eaten plate of
SOUP and not burned his tongue.-Rome
Sentinel.
THE how who THINKS himself killed If
asked to saw stick of wood at home.
viii 90 over to johnny Bragg's house.