The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-09-17
CURRENCY.

CURRENCY.
There is no , barrel of CLANS however watched
But one bad clam is there.
There is no. tub OF butter howsoe'er COM
But has Its lock OF hair.
-on City Derrick.
My son, emulate the mule; II Is backward
In deeds OF violerce.-Derrick.
We hear OF men sowing wild oats bat who
ever heard OF q woman sewing any thing but
tares?
What would be a great invention: A
bushel peach basket that would hold four
pecks.
Chicago has 343 churches She's bound to
have the same things as other cities, even II
she has no use for them.
The Cincinnati girls complain that the
coal smoke spells their compilations, but
then the young men are easily sooted there.
A little stealing is dangerous part, but
stealing largely Is q noble art; tits mean TO
rob henroost OF hen, but stealing thou
sands makes us gentlemen.
There is pleasure In contemplating good;
there is q greater pleasure in receiving good;
but the greatest pleasure is IN doing good,
which comprehends the rest.
cloth to satisfy manufacturers and retail
dealers, and so they have dubbed together
and brought hoops into fashion again.
The most remarkable of recent opinions
concerning divorce-(by woman, OF course):
divorce is all very we'll in its way, but
prefer widowhood-it's surer!"-Paris Wit.
Friend to scientific authority-"Doctor
how Is q man to tell q mushroom from q
toadstool?' Scientific authority-"By eat
ing 1t; IL you 1--we, it Is q mushroom; II you
die IL is a toadstool."
Mrs. Smith, OF New York, according to the
Herald, stole washtub to keep her children
from starving A family that can dine salts
factoriIy off washtub must be reduced to
the very lowest extremity.
rs il possible, Miss. that you do not know
the names OF some OF. your best friends?' in.
quired q gentleman of lady. Certainly"
she replied. ~ don't even know what my
own will be year hence"
The man who has never seen two women
| in Shaker bonnets trying to kiss each other
has never experienced the rejuvenating
power OF a laugh that could throw him
| down and kick him in the ribs.
There is no fortune 30 good but that it
may be reversed, and none so bad but 1t
may be bettered. The sun that rises In
clouds may set in splendor, and that which
rises in splendor may set in gloom.
young man of Sioux City went out
| counting his girl, made misstep and fell
down a hill distances Of 300 feet, but was
not fatally hurt-Ex. Falling, in love, is
rarely Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Correspondent-"Will the editor please
inform me where my family can go on Sun
days and be cool and comfortable without
danger of bsing crowded." Answer, by the
Rochester Democrat-Go to church!
A Troy burglar lost his liberty and his
plumber by stopping to kiss the sleeping
mistress of the house he had ransacked. He
says the next time he will be content with
the booty and let the beauty alone.
A young gentleman who has just returned
from q tour through the mountains and
along shore, remarks: "It's queer that what.
ever summer hotel you 20 to you most al
ways see some boarder that seems to run the
hotel.
who's there?" cried a gentleman dis
turbed from his rest by some one knocking
"What do you want?" II want to stay here
all night" "Queer taste; but stay there by
all means"
Another good man at Fall River, Mass
has been specializing in futures and
going wrong with other peoples money
The sort of futures these men are playing
with will be determined after death, wher
the great hereafter Is defined.
When Mrs. Hayes suggested to her hus-
band at the cattle show that he might study
drowsy Durham to get some ideas for
dear, don't mar our recreation by continu
ally calling to mind the shop"
Pride is as loud beggar as want. and
great deal more saucy. When you have
bought one fine thing you must buy II
more, that your appearance may be al
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first desire than to safety all that follow it
When you see a lady running after
crying c out fransicsl call Here, here, tn.
thought comes that all this trouble and vex
alton of spirit might have been prevented
had she been taught to whistle on her fin
gers. But her gloves? All, yes; we hadn
thought of that Perhaps it is as well a
it is.
"Whaps orbs Sallie?'' sOrbs? why, as t,
how, Maggie? Who said so?' well, 20,
know that city chap Is was sparkling me las
. night. an he looked me square In the fac,
and sung out: OH If could always basil
in the effulgence Of those bright orbsr'
"Humph guess that must be what the,
cali eyes that squint But what do you sup
pose he wanted of basque?"
How did you like the hymns?' asket
, Charley OF bis city cousin, as they left TIL
church one Sunday. Zone of them was jus
splendid" replied she with enthusiasm
'sAh! which oneY 1.-THE one in the mex
pew with black curly hair and such killing
/ black eyes. Obi think he was the mos
, fascinating him of ALL" Charley becam,
; too much confused to pursue the converse
tom any further.
The dearly beloved wife OF . Frenchmal
! recently deserted him for another man. Di
. he follow her, and, falling on his knees, be
, ssech her for their children,s sakes to return
, Did he take down the old double barrel
, shoot his wife and her lover, and knock han
. self ON the head with the siockf Did he q
: himself up for . misanthrope or woman