The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-01-21

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ear produce the same result
We have more power than will and III
is often by Eway'oiexnse to uurselvt
that We fancy things are Impossible.
An Idaho man Killed and baked hisl
dog snd then inviied his friends to an
sn,elope. least. After the feast they in
viied hin 70 occppy Z new csmetery,
Sir" said q lady to would he wag,
"ypnr jokes always. put me in, mind Of a
sphere" s;'iOf sphere, madam! Why
90, praya" Because dheysneyer have
any point" ,a III ~ ezgsUs
Sonhd. 9e"If, said an Irish'apothecary,
"you fnd two tumbIers Of whisky punch,
disagree with YOU overnight, don lake
'em till the next day, au' then leave en-
OF intirely. =, - .g t
TO condemn him who does not deserve
it,even by passing lhorght, is 10 break
the great law, that which has established
the union OF souls here below, and to
which Christ k.s given the sweet name
VI Cuafity --SouocoHcA ttNt = 4
Heaven has an.inieliigenee which moth
ing escapes. 1t Itrenetlaies the depths of
all hearts, as tavbreak illuminates the
darkest room We should strive to re
Feet its lfght'as two instruments in com.
biete harmony resi- ord 10 another
C'oafseias
A gentleman in Battle Creek, Mich.
Swns cribhage hoard which is elabora
tely constructed entirely Of human bones.
II was made by a soldier in the army Of
Wellington, when engaged in fgh'ing
Napoleon, and the homes OF which it is
constructed belonged 10 Frenchmsn.
,s,A ca, didaie for auditor OF public ac-
counts was called upon for sncech. On
raising be eommtnctd:: Gentlemen,
You have called upon me for a few re-
marks. ] have none to make-I have no
prepared speech. Indeed. am no speak
en-, i do. not desire 10 be q speaker-I
only want to be an audilor."
The superintendent approached a
youth off color, who was present for the
first time inISundsy School and inquired
his name, for the urpcse of placing it on
the roll. The good. man tried in vain to
preserve his grsvitp when the answer
was returned. "WeII, msssa calls me
Cap'n, but my maiden name is Moses"
Mrs. Scott Siddons has just returned
from o three years' srip afreadings in
England, Australia, ete While she was
visiting the Sandwich Isisnds with hel
husband patiSs beeame 80 cnamored Of
hes, that lie oferedber husband large
bunch of'bananas for her. and seemed
surprised that bis offer was not accept
ed.
s Man is higher than his dwelling place
he looksup and folds the wings OF biz
soul, and when the 60 minutes we csll 6(
years have passed, he takes flight, kind
}ing as he rises, and the ashes OF his iea
ihers fall back to earth, and the unyeil
I'D soul, freed from it's covering Of clay
pnd pure as a note OF Mas.c, .scends OF
hiRh.-Jeaa PaSl.
i The Duke OF Buckingham, in the reigl
pf James ] had SO many Windows to
3his DWELLING that il was known in Lon
fon as the Glass House. Numerous
Scotch men came 10 London with th
King Jwho were obnoxious 10 The iDnke
md be organized parties to break thei
windows.t Sumo Scotchmen, in return
-'hroke his winde vi. .and the King remark
ed 10 the Duke, "Steenie. those who liv
in elass houses should be careful ho,
they fling stanes," and thus arose th
2weilsknown proyerb.
"Pbiladelphias" are nice. smoo,h,neat
plump hogs. weighing from 225 TO 30
pounds or more, snd "Yorkers" rang
in weight from l25 to 225 pounds, AM
are not always handsome Hogs ca
occasiopally be classtd as 'Philaielphias
which weigh less than the figures given
and stock sometimes las 10 he grade,
as Workers which will weigh more.- :
,.Ropghs" may weigh anything, and, q
the name indicates, are hard class q
stock, iacluding piggy sows, stays, elt
III General Garfield is, nv common cor
sent, regarded as the strongest debate
In the House OF Representatives Hook
or, Of Mississippi, is the most ,polshe
srator. Eegene Hale, of Maine, and
s. Coz, Of New York, are ahe ready or.
toss, Kelley, RSing and Chit,enden ar
sEe tnanclai orators General Bank
and Sayler. of Ohio, are The au,horitie
!. sun parliamentary law. Springer is ,l
irrepressihle orator. ErIett and Byrn,
of Pennsylvania, are the silent orator.
and FRYE, Of Maine, is one OF The orators
Ny. Tribune. ta. e@'
as 1t is said that BET ween 200 and 80
men and women Of st louis drink dali
from half tc pint of blood, pIin
hot from the veins Of slaughtered cattl
More blood.dIinking bv consump,iyt
asi aged persons is doLe in Sepiembt
and October than duHing the Iemainde
~ the year. The bleea of oung steer
is the best, and should be caught as
comes nom the animal and drank Will
the foam is still TN and the steam Iisin.
.Cynsnmpli,es are sdvised, in sdditio
80 drinking The blood, to sit in q slaugl
ter house for couple OF hours ever
day at killing time 10 inhalc The "steam
0i the running Lioed.