Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-11-13
a Rattling Wife.

n In a recent chronological essay Says tn
4 n. Y.-fEercuyy) young men are, advised
t marryin obedience 10 certain qualities {
e the feminine chin. II is usual held that
/ large chinis voluptuous ard an evidenc
: Of 4 strong and rather masculine character
I Willie small. receeding chin denotes
( poetic. sensitive disposition, plant, easy
:tGd essentially feminine. TO use popu
/ lar phrase. Ito much chin-,nnsic" is jus
what most men fear. and that may accom-
pany either a prominent or recedn:
chin. 1t is not so much the expensivenes!
of domestic life as tie horror OF drawing
IN the matrimonial lottery rafting ter,
magant which most Geters men from mar
rying. The Mrs. Oaklevs and shrewsh
GATHERINGS make men halt before stepping
off briskly to Mendelssohn's wedding
march. Uniform sweet-.emper! Why.
bachelor or Benedict would delight TO
work that its owner might be happy! Be-
low is family scene pictured with free
pencil. One can hear the resonant voice
of madam. and hear the warning:
SINGLE YOUNG LADY, LISTEN.
"You nasty little brat, what do you
mean by pokng your finger in the baby's
eyes; you little devil. you are the worst
child have. Helen! Helen! Helen, |
say, don't you drop that milk-pitcher:
you have broken two in month. l do
wish that baby would cease its everlasting
yelling; George. here, take your fathers
dinner to him at one: there. yon careless
wretch, don't spill that coffee; now hurry.
for your father jawed me we'll last night
for not getting his dinner in time yester-
day. My goodness gracious! Susan. how
in heavens name did yon get all that dirt
on your dress ?-and your rev dress. too.
Henry. when you come in the house next
time if you don't wipe your feet, III have
your father fog you within an inch Of
your lite. Here. Sam. run TO the gro0 v
store and get me pound of soap. quart
Of dried peaches and two lemons; You
careless, stupid fool, don't forget what
send for; here, here. here. Sam, Sammy.
you have forgotten the book. Laura.
come right away from that window. you'te
vnking again at that young man across
he street; you're getting to be a nasty,
bold hlissy. Let it be! let it be! Tom;
lon't you know the iron will burn you,
on little tool you. Jane, don't go to
leap ever those potatoes; you're getting
wfnlazy: | could pare fifty while you
,are one. .. my heavens. Billie! where
iii you get that black eye? You've been
gl.ting again. you miserable little scamp.
allie. if that pert young man comes again
o-night, he's got to leave at ten O'Clock
harp; mind, do you hear. sharp. sharp.
say: and if catch you setting back that !
lock again Ill forbid him the house; DO !
on hear? And you. Matilda, want you
l the house tonight by nine O'Clock S
ever no % motiering me-! you have got
, be in; got to. | say. Charlie. Charlie. =!
ave that tea-kettle alone: it will scald
on. Abraham-Abraham Lincoln Jones.
ould you try to trip your poor old moth
up in that way?'
''Hush, n y babe, lie still and slumber,
Holy angels guard thy rest -
Mid pleasures and palaces though we may
roam.
Be it ever so humble there's no place like
home - d
81 think this welded wife of mine
The best Of all that's not OWNED"
Ellie Adams.