The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-08-21
COMICALITIEs.
Unlike the fen, when YOU put your finger
on n halnnf M III thsra

Unlike the tlea, when YOU put your finger
on hornet he 10 there
TITS no use, said the boy AS he saw tho
old man coming over the fence with the OK
whip. u can't slope with that melon" -
New Haven Itegiste.
Cetewayo, Is. q. T.. T.. /. O.; Ugh big chief
como 10 my wgwnn share all kill white
| nan-play poker drink fira-watsr. ] have
spoken. New York Commercial Advertiser
A physician says leo crehm ewhauats the
vitnl forces. For ''vlthl forces read pocket
books. IT only eKhnlstg tho vttnl forces nj
the young man who, whio out promenading
with his girl Is milking hereulean efforts to
dedgea dozen Toe cream signs. Norrlstowu
Herald.
elbow cprne these holes IN yos1r elbowe2"
said tie Widow Smith IL the irrnpreesile
small boy. "Oh mother, hid hehDd the
sofa when little Jack Hornsr was shyin' to
our JtlIe that he'd take her, oven " you had to
he thrown in, and he didn't know | WINS
thera, and 81 hold IN and laughed In my
sleeves lii bust ON
Mary lends her little lamb
Around by sksn tether-
She nnlla her little lamhkin Hot"
Because i II wether.
At Saratoga Ehe Introduced Mr. Peters to
all Of her circle, and when her daughter Kate
sweetly lisped "Mlthtet Peters," he softly
said fWhy don't you call me petel' "Ob.
mot on SO short en- acquaintance she blush
lngiy replied hut" said nc, my name Is
Poet, not Petes.'
For be might have been preaoher
writer, or u teacher.
Or mn Adlrondnnhinn;
But In spite ef all temptation =5.
10 asslitna some other Rtation,
Ha boepmos II blaek boarl man.
Nh"r~s For Ills groatly to his debit.
I'm writing about his engagement III blanche
Davenport. Max Etrakosch says: ~ cannot
describe her Esn does moi aeeIn earthly. |
l,str n i,,nt Ytt., ,rI
myself. She Is simply divine II ig under
stood sl,at The price 1T tickets will renniu Ms
usual, aud Tint PERSONS ont OF town cnn secure
seats by telegraph without extra charge.
Small girl. worry hnrahy, to doll In toy
cnrriage, dolly having turnhled from tho sent
"Sit right W. you horrld old thing Don't
you dare to 10 that again, or III whip YOU"
Seeing passer. who Ind approached unub-
servsd. si,a modified her voice md continued
in dHlr"t tones: Now, sit up straight. dHr-
ling. md he careful not To- fall and hurt your
self =
A small hoy was sent to tho country 10
board q short tim ago, lto promised his
mother that he woud write u good long let
tor, describing his trip and boarding place.
etc. A week went by. and his poor mother
lowing interesting letter from him; &c, an
here. and swapped my watch for n pup: aud
he Is the boss pup: and went In swimmln'
fourteen times yesterday, aud the fellow stole
my pocket book, and want some money
aud shall bring tho pup home"
Colorcd cnmp-moeting poetry:
What kind nr collar dnz tho angels WARP
Piccndilly collar
PiceadIly collar I'm gwine to war.
Gwine TO W'nr
Gwlns tp war.
PccadllIy collar I'm gwna 10 war.
m.z HWine to sss do LOrdl
What kind or Ito duz tho angels war;
Long white tie
Long white tie I'm gwine TO war;
Gwine 10 war.
Divine to Wnr, @.-#-@
Long white tic I'm gWlne to war.
Gwne to SEQ do Lord