The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-05-02
PIN Ann SCISSORS.
TowN crie,s--new hahiea.

AhILApELPaiA nus lV iemalo physi-
clans.
WINTER i,as finally ahullicd of'-but
it died game. :.
n ono girl can have II toothachc how
many will! it take Cor an ncberl
Snour, Yelland iIollcr are the noisy
names Of three Michigan familios.
Tnr negroes are coming to the Far
West and Sitting Ball can presently 80
wool-Gathe,ing.
A MISSISSIPPI niggor preacher the
other day killed neichbor who owed
him four bits for pork.
TuE Portland pchool teachers nro
"eunuch" in opposition to The Pacific
Coast School Bool, Fraud
a RICH Massachusetts, widow mar
ried n tramp just to sayo him from the
poor house, Tramps are adyiaed to go
East.
"AvNr PATSY" LAwnrxcE, who
nurscd President Harrison in his il.
fancy, is still living in Florida, and 10
l0i years old.
TnE Portland detectives ure still
.'hunting down" the Ilnger nurlcrrr-
A woman is now being "ahadowsd' as
a suspected party.
4 Texas jury arose after the cvi-
dence was in and requested tina. the
case go to them without amy lawyer
spceehcs," and it did.
An Idaho man has gone crazy be
cause high water damaged his farm. lie
ought to have damned tho river and
retained his reason.
SENATOR GEoyra has introduced
bill appropria;in= 100000 Tor the aou-
struction of a custom house nui bonded
warehouse at Portland.
BECAUSE Ku,hy Fraudy won't como
with Grant to the Pacific the latter
calls him "a I'd blk :" "Eeholi, how
good and how pleasant" etc.
Is expectation Of the Southern negro
stampede cxtendins to our borders
the Oregon Radicals arc preparing to
organizc Blacl; Ribbon Clubs.
VIZ nre invited to attend tie june
faces" in st. Louis, Missouri. "Circum-
stances over which We have no control"
etc, prevent our acceptance.
TnE emigration to Colorado las been
oYerionc, and it IS nothing strange to
see lawyers, doctors, professors, &e.,
singing nasl, in Denver hotels for their
board.
Tnr latest from Texas is that the
Youma stage was robbed within the
city limits OF Fort Worth. Youma be-
lievc it or not j. Is given for what j;
is Worth.
= PorrLANp friend wants us TO act
as his Albany Bible Agent We
can't do it bat We will agree To do
something religious take up a co.lrr-
ton, f'rinstance
As Arkansas mans wife deserted
him and he Immediately got the local
l,.pcrs 20 tell how he had just drawn
$4,000 in lottery. Tie wife came
home the same night
i WAsnfSCToS correspondent calls
our Oregon Congressman Mr.. White
acre" Correct. Oar John is about
the biggest and whitest "acrc" Of Dem
ocracy in that s!.ebang
SAN FaASc:scp anloons, in order to
their mite IN making Grants
4 ancccss, have agreed to re-
luce this price Of whisky " FOR one day
onIy" TO . cents dram.
An appeal for aid for the destitute
southern negroes now in ST. Louis has
;one forth, and yet our richest Rcpub-
lean politicians are standing around
With their hands in their pcelo:s.
TnE Maine Legislature inte.ded to
nut the Governor 3 salary down TO
Il 800 Il year, but bungiingly worded
he act 30 as to empower him to draw
hat amount every three months.
A TEYNEssEE editorwhose wife snamo
vas " Plea" named his first three chill
ren "Breveir," "Long Primer" "Small
Plea" and then there came twins and |
q named them "Two-to- Plea, Loaded" |
THE California State and Congress
ional election comes off in September. |
10th parties are strongly organizing for
he fray. The Greenbackers have the
lues, and don't expect to make much
hunt, anyway.
The Oregoaia1a asks us to "quit lying"
n this limo we can't hold candle to
nat paper, whose editor we understand
Ii Perkins has challenged to join in