The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-09-04

-AIsa debsd the lightning, bot !, i
wofthy - fems's bat The Jertey Va.
uety ~ss Hui tbrH iavgn,ed
iiisA grrat piece % folly iof taan
10 be al@ays ready - meet troubic
bali Wy u be ~osil pu. ~ the
joems, 90 tfoatIo he might never
mses Il al 81
The Ns~ hsses Register seos oue
advantage 10 wafm weather. A. no
other season Of Tie year can you spread
the butter 90 The chilsren's bread 80
evsnly snd 90 ihinly
lila sliag Is the eophoniOus name
sis Chincss ireshmaB at Yale Who
knows tot a some tine 10 the dim 10
tuFe Gin Sling may become one Of the
ornaments Of the American bar
--Landlady. said be The coffee is not
settled. No. she replied. but il comes
as near "a ~ yoaf last mouths board
bin does, aud that man never spoke
again during the meal
"A very rich man said ! worked
ike a slave I'LL ! was forty to make my
fortune, aud I've been watching Il like
4 detective sver since, for lodging,
food aud clotbes.
man may 20 fishing aud catch a
handsome string of feb. aud lose, them
out OF the back OF the wagon coming
home. or have them grabbed by the
dog at the house where he left bis
team but be can never tell the story
and have il believed
"A laborer. while breaking stones
on the roadside, having a shade over
enc eye as guard, was thus sccosted
by a companion | say, Tummy, hast
'ee lost an eyer Why. replied the
other. hast &c found one
"A pretontious, fuSsy man, who
wanted 10 make a speech to Sunday
school. thought be would adopt the
colloquiAl style, aud so began by say
ING Now. boys shat does a man
want chen be goes fishing A sbrill
voice 10 the crowd went directly TO the
point with, wants bite The gentle
man eat down without further remarks.
Mrs Welton has got a divorce
from Mr. Welton ID Litchfeld. II ap.
pears that Mr. Welton tied her up
With clothes line and poured kero-
sene oil over her, aud threatened TO il.
lsmiuste the surrounding country with
Der, a. be could we'll afford TO do AZ oil
is but twenty cents gallon
The following incident occurred at
Oxford, A venerable divine was rid
leg slong and saw youthful son Of
Han going down the street displaying
Gag Of truce Ia the rear. The doctor
being near sighted. supposed the Alri
caa was ahout to lose bis handkerchief
and 20 called out TO him The negro
locked amazed. aud said. Bose, dat
handkerchief Is buttoned round my
neck.
= same Tort, years ego the Programme
OF cue ol The coscetts Of the Norwich
Musical Festival contained the follow
Ing list OF pieces and Of singers--it
can hardly be considered overloaded
Is regards punctuation: Comfort ye
Mr. Hobbs, But who my abide Mr.,
Bale. Behold virgin Mr.. Young. Be.
hold darkness shall come over Mr..
Phillips, Rejoice greatly Miss Birch,
lie shall feed Miss Haws. Come unto
me Madam StoekhAusen
Said 40 Innocent and impecuneous
young man to brace Of young ladies
chatting 10 tront Of an ice cream parlor
last evening Have you par.aken Of
yonr evening ratioas Of ice cream Z
Thank VOC we accep. your invitation
with pleasure, smilingly, sweetly re.
piled they. The young man viii not
wear bic watch until neEt pay day
permits him 10 redeem il.
The bOss cos story, says the Houl.
Ton Pioneer. comes from Woodstock,
Coma 4 grocer named Milmofe. owns
cos with horns Of Inferior size aud
lsngth. Recently some mischiesous
boys obtAlbed from the tannery pair
Of cast 81 borns. which. With bit Of
cemest. they nicely 6tted 10 Mile.
a0d leit Der 10 hooi il home at milking
time, entirely unconscious d lhe cool
reception which She wss destined 10
receive 10 consequence Of Der trans.
iormed appcAfaace, Her osncr DO,
eSly iailesd 10 fecogs'ze Der. bat drove
Der from she premises The village
wa searched 10 Vsia iof The missins
animal. asd ~ advestis<neHt Inserted
IL lbs ioeai paper Day alter day the
she stray eow wAs tarBed away. aaul
81 lssa The sictim Of IA iabocsni Joke
ssIzsd hsf By she horns. wAieh came
%. and be recognized his own prop.