Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-11-16

leaves, hunted up her diamonds hidden
away under the commode, and pulled on
buttonless kids clear to the shoulder,
and all for me. Now, I could put on
that toilet, but it don't pay me. I'm a
philosopher. She is my servant. She
gives me- fine dress rehearsal every
evening. It costs $3.50 to see these
fimsy, sham dresses at the theater in
the wishy-washy society plays, and
here I can see 500 perfect toilets in a
day for nothing"
"But don't you really bring only fou1
toilets to Saratoga?" asked the young
lady.
mo, four are enough-not counting
a black silk"
GLOW do you manage it?"
"Well, listen and T will show YOU
how I can wear nine distinct toilets and
really have but three. First, + have
one cream-white pasasol and fan.
These, by changing the bow on the
parasol, and the ribbon on the fan, go
with any toilet. Secondly, I have three
dresses-a white pique, pink French
bunting, and blue lawn. Then have
three sets of ribbons is whole
set, consisting of parasol bow, sash
ribbon, fan ribbon, slipper bow, and
hair bow. Then I have pink set of
ribbons and blue set. My pink and
blue are light, so that / can wear my
three dresses with ribbons to match, or
I can cross them. That is, T can put
pink sash on ight-blue dress, or
light-blue sash on light-pink dress.
Thus, you see, that with three dresses
and three sets of ribbons I can make
nine distinct toilets. My rich and
ugly friend brings thirty distinct toilets
to Saratoga. She brings trunk full of
parasols and hat for every dress.
Thirty trunks fill her room and line the
hall, while I live III two trunks. Her
toilet for the season cost $1,000, while
mine cost $500"
Tributes to Woman.
SOCIAL.
It is because women have greater
tact than men that they prove the most
influential teachers. They have more
self-restraint than men and are natural
ly more gracious and polite. In matters
of social detail, aptness and dexterity
come to them like nature, and hence
well-mannered men usually receive their
best culture by mixing in the society of
gentle and adroit women.-SGnxeZ
Smiles.
PERSONAL.
We cannot conceive woman as dis
tlnct, distant, unrelated; she seems SO
personal, concrete, SO near; yet we can
never quite come up to her discern
ments, nor gainsay their delicacy and
truthfulness. The very name of woman
becomes soiled if we seek to be related
to her by the coarse ties Of appetite in
stead of the charm Of ideas. Endowed
with magnetic gifts, by necessity of sex
realist and diviner, she lives nearest
the cardinal facts Of existence, instinct
with the mysteries of love and fate;
romance ever attaching itself to her
name and destiny.-A. &. Alcott.
FANcHUL.]
Women are such strange creatures!
Is there any trick that love and their
own fancies do not play them? Just
see how they marry A woman that
gets hold of bit OF manhood is like
one of those Chinese wood carvers who
work on any odd, fantastic root that
comes to hand. I should like to see
any kind of man, distinguishable from
a gorilla, that some good and even pref
ty woman could not shape a husband
out of.-O. ". Holmes.
POWERFUL.
When the people talk of women's
claims and women's rights I think of
the tournaments of former days. If the
ladies had descended into the arena, the
most Of them would have made but
sorry knights, whereas, remaining in
the gallery, it was they who gave the
prizes, and it was to win the need of
praise from them that each knight did
his best. There is something of the
same kind even in the most unchival-
rous ages.-Arth2tr Helps.
s11RrHFUL.1
I see how it is. Woman is now ST.
preme in the house. She will gradu-
ally control everything. Woman is one
Of the ablest and most cunning GREAT
ures who have ever mingled in human
affairs. I understand those who say
they don't want the ballot. They want
the power without the responsibility;
SO while we are being amused with the
ballot, woman is quietly taking things
into her own hands.-C. D. Warner.
THoUGHTFUL.
Love in woman is no trifing emotion
On it's joyous side it seeks affinity with
every phase OF nature that is gladstone
and Of promise. When one thoughtful
ly considers the part which love has in
the destiny and character of woman,
the issues that come out of it for veal
Or misery, her ruin or perfection, moth
ing is more pathetic, and death itself is
not more solemn.-He111y Giles.
DELIGHTFUL.
One of the finest com liments eve1
paid to woman was that OF Steele, when
he said to Lady Hastings, shat to have
loved her was a liberal education"
Viewed in this light, woman is an ed
ucator in the highest sense, because
she educates humanely and lovingly.
Sweet Smiles.
A PRESS gang-Young ladies after
ferns.
PULLING husbands hair and leaving
him unprotected at the poll is known
to jurists as wigamy.
The right kind of man will always
have his life insured. It gives his wife's
second husband start.
A WEsT-HILL woman calls her hus-
band Darkest Hour" because he comes
just before morning.-Ba1rdette.
A CHESTER county Pa.) woman was
burned to death in her carriage. This
explains Why our young men don't take
the girls out riding oftener: It isn't
because they haven't the money to
spare; it is the dear girls lives they are