The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-05-31
SUSB BEAMS.


10 bulta
The greatest strike of the day-Twelve
O'Clock.
A friend of education-Ths FREQ knowl.
edgist.
A whole -souled man-One who has Just
had his shoes repaired at the cobbler's.
Why are handouts like guidebooks p
Because they are made for two wrists.
Speaking of the dead Languages, Pro.
fessor,p inquired the new student, ''who
killed them"
"Will you name the bones in the head"
I've got 'em all in my head, Professor, but
tcan't give them"
Adams first suit of clothes must have
been winter style, because he didn't have
eiem until after the fall
Hood, in describing the meeting of
mon and lion, said: 1.-THE man ran with
ll his might, and the lion with all his
mane.n
A Cohoes baby has been born with only
ene eye, but we may at least trust it will
keep that eye out to the main chance
B4fato Fspress.
"a schooner of beer for five cents" is
translated by French paper SO as to read,
I'm America you can get boat full of beer
for five cents"
The bill of plumber in Paris lately con-
naI thnf fn11n
for gasleakage, two francs; to having found
L, three francs"
A young lady ABOUT to marry farmer,
said, Mother Eve married o gardener"
She forgot to add that owing to the match
The gardener lost his situation.
Brilliant and impulsive people," said
lecturer on physiognomy, "have black eyes,
Or if they don't have 'em they're apt TO get
em, if they're too impulsive." -. T.
1t was Horne Tooke whom George III.
asked II he played cards, and who gravely
replied:-''No, Your Majesty The fact
is, cannot tell king from knave"
The Chinese say there is prolific well
Of wisdom at the foot of every gray hair.
viii some of our enterprising producers
please develop th2 field immediately
Derrick
'Let us go out and walk in the soft
moonlight and view the beauties of nature"
aid the twenty -four prisoners in jail at
Rochester, and they walked.-DetroH Free
Press
Jeanette--"Ma, are you going to give me
mother piece of pie ?" Ma-"What do you
want to know for?n Jeanette because
you amt want to eat this piece
Lowly"
''What is your son doing in the battle Of
life ?" asks the Christian Helper. Well, he
appears to be drawing ratons most OF
The time, just at present, thank you
Hagkeye.
A clergyman asked some children, "Why
do we say in the Lords prayer, who art in
heaven since God is eyerywhers?" A
little drummer boy answered, Because it's
headquarters"
The woman who refuses an offer of mar.
riage should do it by postal card By
this means she can secure several hours to
say her prayers before being murdered
Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
An Irishman was told by teacher that
his charges for tuition were two guineas the
first month, and one guinea the second.
Then, be jabers," said Pat ''Pn begin the
second month now
When man and his wife ore out walking
and see "a love of bonnet in show
window, they are both of one mind She
wants to go buy it and be wants to 60 by
1t, too.-Noristown Herald
she.-t'Do You suppose that have five
Or six hands, that l can do everything OF
once, sayp' He-'I realize that you have
not, my dear, and 1 realize that you have
five or six tongues" Tdbleau-pyrotech-
MICS, gymnastics aud Mysteries.
"That's the sort of umbrella that people
appropriate" said gentleman to a COM
panion one morning, showing him very
handsome one Eyes" rejoined his COM
panion, quietly, II thought SO when saw
you holding it,"
A noted politician was SO fond of being
'dead-headed" everywhere that when some
Of his friends we're debating how to get him
to attend church, one of them said:
''Charge an admission fee, and he'll bs
utter pass before breakfast"
'!Find out your child's specially" is the
urgent advice of phrenologist A Boston
man says: 1--WE have tried this and find it
not SO easy. Sometimes rock candy seems
TO be the favorite, and then again there is
marked tendency to tafy."
A Rondout On. Y. shoemaker has built
for farmer pair of boots which measure
fourteen inches in length and six inches in
width. The young gentlemen who call on
the farmers daughters never fail to say
good night by haf-past nine.
The growing custom of putting the choir
at the pulpit end of the church has the very
serious drawback that it prevents man
from turning around and looking up at the
organ in critical manner just before the
contribution plate approaches his pew.
When a Hartford woman patted her
friends -year-old youngster on the