Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-07-31
U1t and Xzlnz0r.
And the night shall be filed with music,
And the flies that infest Tie day
Shall fold their wings until morning,
And give the mosquito full sway.

! And the flies that infest tie day
Shall fold their wings until morning,
And give the mosquito full sway.
Bachelors haul-A wife, when he take
one.
Always keep your boots clean. for clear
illness is divine attri-boot.
Young Farmer.-Iow can we tell yo
show to cure a kam''unlcss you inform Il
what ails the ham?
What is to be doEe for Il man who ha
no mind OF his own: lis wife should civ
him Il piece of hers.
\ pretty girl won nuskct at lottery
When they gave it to her, she asked
Don't they give soldier with it?''
A Dutch judge, on conviction of cnl
prit for having four wives. decided: Fl
hash punishment bienty; | lils NIT one.'
The man who wrote that duty" wa
the most sublime word in the English Ian
guage is believed to have been the Collec
tor OF q lucrative port.
Akron, Ohio, has had fourteen elope
ments within a year, and married men ther.
are taking the precaution at night to chair
their wives to the bed-post.
A Mississippi man puts it thus: GA
the earnest solicitation of these whom
owe money have consented to become ;
candidate for County Treasurer"
Congressman are about to scatter ovel
the country. 1t will be well to put an ex-
ira lock upon the barn, aud see that all
window shutters fisten on the inside.
a gentleman, speaking ofa young beall-
tvs fashionable yelIowish hair, called il
pure gold. ''lt ought to be-" quoth a
friend; it looks like twenty-four carrots p
If a man blows his nose publicly now,
he is likely to receive Tie prospectus of
five and twenty ''sure cures for catarrl' in
the next twenty-four hours.-Bostoa Bat
lctia.
In an Indiana church tie best looking
young ladies are selected to pass the con-
tribution boxes, and there isn't young
man in the congregation that dare drop in
a button.
4 Ayoung artist has painted the picture
of a dog under Il tree, and the work is SO
artistically done that none but the best con
noissenrs can tell the bari. OF tie tree FROM
the bark OF tie doe.
\ gentleman was disturbed from his resi-
in the middle Of Tie night by some one
knocking on the street door. WHO'S
tiicre:' he asked. "A friend" was the
answer. ''i1Iat do yon want?' - want
to stay here I'll! night Queer taste: stay
there, BY all means,' was the bencyo!enf
reply.
"Wlat shall preach abolt:' said
minister to the pastor Of a col0red flock
which he was to address. well. mos any
subject will be 'ceptable," was the reply
only I'd like to glib you one word oh eau
tion." ''Ah, what is that!' "Well. ef / !
Hss you, I'd teci, very light on de Ten
commandments '.Indeed! and why -
oh, cos hab notise dat dey mos always /
nab a damp'nin' effect on de congrega-
ion.'
1t is all wrorg to let yorr church choir
20 off singing in the opera of ''Pinafore"
between Sundays. A dreadful thing re-
emily happened on this account at Cali
ornia funeral. Tie pastor, Il tall. white
laired man, much resembling an admiral,
ose i'll tie pulpit and had no sooner fin
shed, in singing tone, the remark, 1--WE
Mss his presence in his usual haunts," than
he choir sprang to its feet and shouted in
eturn, ''And so do his sisters and his
ousins and his ;:un;s."
Blowing into the muzzle of shotgun
standard method of producing news
aper items. 1t remains for young lad
Hartford. Conn.,. to introduce varia-
on. The street-hose wouldn't work. :
lie water was turned on at the speg0t oil #,
ght; but there seemed to be an ohstruc-
on. lie placed his mouth completeIy
YER the end of the nozzle and bowed mst
ace. The pressure of the whole reser- :
Dir suddenly broke loose, concentrated !.
to that one nozzle. The lad let go with
s mouth and sat down about fifty feet :
way, and he has not yet been relieved of
e impression that lis brain is wafer
aked
"Does that hurt?" kindly asked the dem
It, holding the young mans head back
d jabbing a steel probe, with back-set 81
eth, cleard down through his aching tooth n
d into the gum. docs that hurt p he L
sed with evident feeling. "Oh, no." re- Ell
ed the young .man, in voice suiiused "
tn emotion and sentiment. ''Oh. no. sc
said tenderly, rising from the chair and p'
lding the dentists head in the stove p'
lille he dragged his lungs out of his ears &C
tn cork screw. "Oh, no." he said, mot III
all; does that?' But the dentist had "
. better of the young man after all, for u
charged him fifty cents and didn't pull III
tooth then, But by that time the as 10
lished tooth had forgot its aching III
r{inqton Hawkeve, Sd