Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-05-24

Waterproof collars are now In demand. :
Two drops of warm butter. 1t is said, will
cure earache.
10 cents will buy a good Newport Tie at
Davis & AIIstsdt,s. mimi
Its better to hang around q sensible girl
than on a street corner.
Clean out your cellars before tho decsying
vegetables aud plies OF rubbish breed fevers
In the family.
Don't pay any attention to crosksrs. They
would not be happy in heaven unless per-
mitted to growl.
Modesty is 4 good thing. II you don't have
too much Of It. We were always troubled
with al over supply.
The dust was 'sperfectly awfur' just be-
tore the rain. last Monday. At times il was
impossible TO see across the Streets.
An eminent physician ssys the idea that
esrly rising promotes health Ia all FOOLISH
ness. We found that out long ago.
Give your garden fences . good coat OF
whitewash. 1t adds much to the appear
ance Of the premises and also promotes
health.
The rain last Monday was very acceptable,
Int the quantity did not satisfy the thirsty
land. But we are not disposed to grumble
and only hope Tor better luck next time.
80 cents will buy q sewed goat shoe ut
Davis & Allstadt's. miami
Subscribers complain quite frequently
about the trouble their nsigbbors give them
who are continually borrowing their paper.
Friend, If you are too stingy to subscribe
for your local journal. for goodness sake
don't read 1t. You have the same right to
go to your neighbor and ask him for the use
of his Sundav-go-to-mee,in' clothes As you
have to be continually botherlng him for his
paper.
80 cents will buy a kid side or front lace
shoe at Davis & Allstadt's. mani
1t is with pleasure that We refer our read
ers to the card of Miss Katie Kramer. who
offers her services to the public - a teacher
OF piano music, harmony catechism. &c.
Miss Kramer is q most shillful pianist. and
has a certificate Of graduation from Beeth-
oven Conservatory the best musical institute
in st. Louis. She is one Of u own town
ladies', and should be encouraged. We hope
she Will soon have q large class, and are
satisfied she Will make an excellent teacher
The latest styles and cheapest hats are at
Davis & Allstsdt's. miami
Warrensburg Press The people In Lex
ington have commenced to bathe their feet
in the Missouri river and already the legis-
lature has scented 1t, but just wait . little
longer until they begin to battle their bodies,
then will you see the legislature adjourn,
s'sine SIC" This from tho "Absolute" lun-
attic, H. Martin Williams, who parts his
name In the middle, but don't part bis hair
at all, and who has not bsthed bis body or
feet for seven years past. The Blackwatsr
is q nasty stream, but 1t is pure enough to
help him If he would only use 1t.
Don't forget those DO cent kid shoes at
Davis u Allstadt's. mani
The examinations Of Central Female COL
lege will commence on Tuesday afternoon.
May 9th, and continue during the week,
and close Tuesday morning, June 8. The
primary department will give an exhibition
at the college on Friday evening, May 30tb.
The commencement sermon will be preach
ed by Rev. +. K. Miller, OF St. Joseph, on
Sunday June 1st. On Monday evening the
I'd, q literary and musical entertainment
will be gwen by tho young ladies Of the
school, and on Tuesday evening the COM
mencement exercises. VIZ: Reading Of es.
says by the graduates, delivering OF diplo.
mas, medals. &C., will take place the last two
TO be at the opera house, to which % cent?
admission will be charged.
Ladies' slippers at Davis B Allstadt's only
rs cents. miami
A dance was given Tuesday night. q,
Hagen's opera house. by the Lexington
string band. Though the attendance wa
not SO large as had been expected, it wa
quite a pleasant occasion, and those presen
seemed to become livelier as 1t grew
later. The music was furnished by tn
gentlemen under whose auspices the ball wa
given-Messrs. Zeiler, Kriehn and Cors-as
sisted, at intervals, by Masters Willie Zsilel
and Willie Mehl, and Of course 1t is needles
TO comment upon Its excellence. The closing
dance, Quicker" thoroughly awakens,
every one who was in the least tired, an,
kept the gentlemen particularly watchful
lest they should have to ill the place o
Tucker, and perhaps get no chance t
promenade ALL"
Ladies' Newport Ties at Davis 4 All
stadt's, only IS cents. mani