, 1879-02-14

6lrauks shows w[i[ct, way the waltz goes.
You can hcnr a dclensc, but hon ran deaf
fence hear youf
A sure cure for slccpless,css Is to Imagine sou
have Ros 10 get up.
~ hope acc you we'll" as the bucket said
wlicn It touched tho water.
Lawyers aro never moro earnest tLua whcn
thgy Hork With vii, ',--sliat is II ahe estate 's
valuable.
American hams tint don't fnl a market arc
aeiit to Europe uilu bring high price Us West
failure hatns.
!ie saw negro smoking 4 new tnccrsrl'autIl.
"!hunuerF llo exclaimed; "wl}, tIc l!pess
eolotsng ll.mi'
!. II you wish 10 pay your debts you llaye paid
them. Your creditors cunutt deny tint ~, IL
haa been pay.neant.
COW y Lalourel,c gave birth recently to foa:
caiyca. First four Ut II kline ever seen in that
scctfon.-At0 Dr,elus TINA.
Que rcason why We accofnpltsl, so little IN t!lta
#oflu 10 because 81 much time IL lust ht'lLrllU
up collat-buttoHs Ut morning.
Dclicatc consideration fur thu elephant: Gov
sfdera.c little Cr1-" rIeasc, Mr. kecper, vii! IL
hutt ntl'i II give him curra,lt uut uf III:
bunff
~ Waiter: bes pardon, sir, but think YOU'VE
Maue tnietake. This Il n llalfpu,lnv l"-D!d
Ggnt, Grandlr: "Oh Auar no-nuk III nj, ,tot ut
ALL ncvcr give icss !''-i,xach,
oTer twenty miles Of blue ritbu., a,as bcrn cut
into st!ps six Inches long uln, given uut 10 ,c.
't,, ,ornea Iowa drunknrd. during tnc year. BY
t.ie teHris sou WIZ iInu lhat vii hut two ,iir,.
I're.s. ''0'' ~
a concert Is to be held It. an fni,Iaua tuwr
next ffluay nlEtt, and We IRE gxtru,nrls ,!est-
Otis Of attending it, 0ne Df tho features 1 ,l,e
p1oaramme Is = t;ra'"ilathcr's Ciork." 10 hc
sung " young lady, usnl We have nlHays bud
Strong desire to hear tallt 8ufg slng.-.tprrx.
fotcn Herald.
little boz whose father WIS rather iu,-
| moderate drnkcr ot tho moderate l;ina uuc .luy
sprntHed his wrist, mud his nluilrr utilized tie
,s. ,wsh,.sks in her husband's !'ott!e n bA,he tne
began to abatc.. and the child surprised his
spraincd throatl"
Among other cur!osEtcs on exhibition ut s,,.
american department Of The l'url4 Exposition
| was spring chicken from al American 1payl-
tng-house. The chicken was taken to 4!r nuIu-
ting o1Ic morning, but, when the heavy knife
Tell on Its neck, thu fnwf guye Il frightened
fut1nWK, atll, alter oneo Two tremendous pills,
made ita way back til it's COOP III the Exposlti.,,
-Durdttte.
CatcHoa Commercial AIstrtiser.
did you ever see ple on earl
1hlnEs are lolie iii Mobile Ala mode.
What wilt st. Louis Mo, and what will 1aln.
hnssec FIai
There's many slipper tween The boy MID TIC
strlppcr.
8. Tato is 4 resident Of Nebraska town. III
Is the only real 8. Tate In tile county.
4 Mexican convent has beer, roDy. tel! into
| jail. 1t was opcn to ,un, hut now tn every onc
hlarrlaEchble girls may choose their husbands,
but n'au runnlug shurt VI tobacco husbands
| tlls chcwa.
| Tic Buffalo Exprtss AYERS tint the Princess
Louise lilfFahs 1ar thc Stars md Stripes. The
edttor of tiat sheet Is n Cauard-!an.
1.oufs Napo1con's china tablc.l,e,t, a,ul p]atc.
bcar!hE tho Initials an. e." nrc III hc s6jI Ut
auction. Then Alcrc Won't DH y T. LETT
4 woman has received $4,000 for on fnye,,.
tion WHICH deaaens the ,ulse Ut tIc New York
E!cvntrd Hallway. Now, II sl,e will nyent dc.
vsec TINT will lcaden tho nose Of sroldIng wives.
It will be worth millions.