The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-02-06

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boy where yoa can bay cheapest.
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wheFc they can get trasts5
Gsesis 10 The hotels 10 New York
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The wslls. bas NEST gss 'em 90 she
aaof aud choke 'en 10 death and ing
far sbe porter g draw 81 the carcass.
"A Chattanooga darkey, who vas
one q jury which failed 10 convict
tor want u eyideaoe. explained 70 bis
brethren tia. the oalprit was released
% s'Pieioa.
A loker says il Is al aoasense 10
say that lightning never strikes tNico
ia the same place. Eycry time toe
Jefsey klnd comes within reach il never
misses bin.
They bounced him literally and
6garahvely, starting him down two
aighls Of stairs. and he marmured. re-
sisnedly. Well, praps it's jos, as well.
toas goiu' down, anyway.
The Inventors Of rat poisons seem
70 mistake the popular cry What the
people demand il something that will
XIII rats they don't want something
10 lalten them for the market, because
there ia really 20 market for them.
A story is going the rounds about
young man kissing Marie kozc in the
eatry 81 hotel by mistake. instead Of
his sister. Some people doubt tue
story We doubt the mistake.
The ,isin' gineration is it ye cahl
EN- says Mrs. Maloney, begorra. the
lazy young shpalpeens II lay in bed till
they wear through. 50 they will
A bug bites the oyster, and 10 a
pearl begins 70 grow A bug bites a
hotel gucst, and 10 he leaps out of bed
aud wants to knock somebody's eye
brows %
The following is verbatim report
Of speech delivered at religious
meeting out West, by good, pious
deacon IL is queer combination Of
terms. certainly: My female brethren,
Il is o! the most inf highest lmpor-
lance that we should al be clothed in
white remnants
What Twenty five cents a pound
for sausagcsy Why, can get EN-
down at Schmidl's for twenty cents
Veil den. Wy didn't yerl Cause
schmidt was out OF en- Veil. Nv
VAS owit Of EN- sell EN- for twendy
cents too.
1t will sound funny when that
Frenchuan completes his railroad into
the Holy Land, to hear the conductor
sing out, Jerusalem Ten minutes Tor
refreshments Change here for Damas.
Gus aud Babylon Passengers Tor Tyre
aud Siion the other track
There are times when the iormah-
~ Of an Introduction can be dispensed
with Cue % these times il when you
meet two young ladies ~bo have tipped
over into a snow bank aud are unable
% eXtricate themselves or turn their
CATER right side up,
Il don't believe Ia fashionable
churches. said badly, recently; tat
after all. considering that We are al to
80 q The same heaven, perhaps It's
better 20 keep up the social distinction
a. long A. We can.
rhe fundamental difficulty with
human nature. ao,i the cause u hall the
disappoiutmenl- q HE l. that men are
.lway- trying &c, cider ont Of the
hatrcl with q straw TIA, !, too short 10
reach the cider
IL ms aiFiy day. remarked the old
aan a. be shoseiei coal into the
school house Uin. they didn't use Goa
10 kerry ~ school 'uns warm, kin tell
sou Nhat did thay use asked boy
near By 4 sal lar-away look seem.
ed To pass pser toe old mans face as
be quietly responded. Birch. my boy,
birch
Sausage bees are uoS the fashion
ID Kentucky, The young men and mai
deas gathering 70 grind a neighbor's
scrap pork iato sausage meAt Such
bees may be very enjoyable aud re-
ireshiag. brs Tor liuked sweetness long
drawn out, The game Of Copenhagen at
gfoWa.op Sunday school picuie
kn0cks the stutiag DOT Of EN-, az the