The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-07-04
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'thetv ii ~i.tintn IN she ,rmstl
that u II rms, ~ ls siiiueus on III,
ltNst a sraf,
iin,. ,ea shesiea pour sherp,.-
tlustnh fnts.
WHY Have sws'
Always give thr devil Ma due
nhd lse tuts snsi take Ills receipt. :
~ ls,.ils rvst. Dlsl,ateh
4 wife rppsa trn euws In zu,u.
land. What ran be the matter with
the ro~sl.- llosion roAt.
W. shonid think th~ roads lead
Ing out NJ Chicago cuuid charge IN,
pfIeet they pleased. -I,cA,cn roat.
--1'hls Ii the time N year when IN
sentimental youth name. 4 row boa,
After bin girl. and has II painted
Rfecn.
--v.ssar College has no ball club
DOstun Post.
~ course not. Meme u sh~ girls
nre married.
Whom > society reporter Wishes
~ PUN ! plnin. vulgar girl. hu M.
marks tliAi she ID ~ beautiful ~ she
h accomplished.
And ths Iron entered MY sole,
said t,rayhsd. ~ ~ pulled ihr tack
out of tho bottom u his slipper
boston Transcript.
The stilYn-ss of Hayes backbone
n doubtless duo To the lnrt that the
butt end VI II rest4 on the ehnir once
occupled BY Grant.
---"tsonr Mash" nenr says that he
II Just nj home I'm y whltkvy barrel,
but be- will never rtAud on u temper.
ance platform npain.
A correspondent of Mature nsks
what causes thunder. A single hair
on = coat sleeve has been known 10
cMt,se terrific clap.
"A child without legs Inns lust
been horn. "rhank heaven" said
the weeping father. "this Will never
bs champion pedestrian"
Quite number ~ prodipnl sons
would like tn return 10 their fathers
home, but behold! the old ,nnn Ii
bankrupt, and owns no fniied calf.
The BAbiist Weekly thinks Isoh't
COllycr will built up the Church III
Messiah by Smashing the disintcgrA.
ton " Or. Bs'1IOws's congregation.
The pirayins thinks that next
~ swearing sIAnpn,lnR n door yiyes
1n0rt relief ~ IN angry person.
swearing |. thu most convenient,
however.
The GrcscD PIMIndenlcr cAIly the
pOstsiIlr Review The Boud Holders
ErltO" k~Ds Dnfdiek eoulsiAt clip Il
coupon on porous rlnsfGr.- Me-
Urc0or News.
Patrick II considered II very Pat
name fot m Iiisll,nni,. Home Senti.
mel.
That's because you cnn- .ah-l,ridg.
~ 40 aasily.
An exchange snyr: Should not d
woman with long train b. subject
10 the eaIue RULES m railroads. and
b. compelled to slack up and whistle
vt the ef0sstnEef
Where Il Ny boy Tonight" In
the titls u = touching now song.
To n probably plying seyen.up for
thu BEER, or buying pools on 10. NOR.
rows base ball game.
Il Hardly Ever" temperance
society Inns been formed down Ensf.
When II member In asked lf he drinks
hr says. Hardly ever, but n / 10 II Ii
about this time Of dsy."--Oli city
Derrick.
Hayss Il really proving himself
worthy ~ republican sDpporf. lie
bas Just pArloncd sir Chicago Wits.
~ Crooks who had Lsfraudtd the
government Il. r. the pc0plrJ out Of
4l6Oy no.
Senator Harlan beginning bis
speech ~ chairman u thr republican
state convention said: History ~.
p<Ats it.rlfl' And then eagerly l0oksd
10 s~G DuraDt .nd another tlOl0O
check ~ brIbe money.
IT II = pity thst III. Republicans
hHvnt the snIne horror ~ fhe MN1l.
inlt%d printing II national hank n0tes
ihst they have III the Unlimited coin.
AHo u silver. Ilautr Exprrss.
Aye, and of government bonds.
u. y. g.. esrs Mostly, bri9adler
please fOrward,) Hong Kong. China:
Come home ln.tantsr We've mot
the sDsn,y and been busted. TIM
custoiD houses are al,iAss Tor J. y.
TAR.
II yOu ser \ man nrrnyrd In \
dry )lnen coat, straw het. fan In
Ot1s hand and i broken mouth Jug In
the 0iber, don't le alarmed. It's
0nly SOME fellow who Ii waiting IN
Join the crowd 10 msst Grant.
- Brother Dsna has g0ne siding
bat,k 10 San Tttden. whom b. Once
formally renowned, hut for whom
b. sttIl l,etrays = sneskin9 iondnsss.
There Ii good scripture. however,, for
dO9's returning 10 his ynmIf.
The supreme Court has rendered
n dseIstOn that school directors have
M power Or authority IN purchase
lightning rods for school houses, and
pay fDr them out NJ thu contingent
fund, unless authorized BY vots 81
the electors,
The following vertiDn N IN old
hymn II The why fl~ soldiers word II
for republican mouths,
Alnt and did tia soldier bIscd.
Anal did h. fnlI md dtc,
Did he forsnkr his home and I1gi,t
For snrh II fraud ~ I.
Am | n soldier 0f thG matt,
A follower II ihf iH.>r,
Altt shHll my f0Otstrp. cnil \ hnlt.
when ! wUuld yDit for li~MYt
Whoa, Prank
use, 13eek!
Haw. buck I,rer I.
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