The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-09-04
MULTUM IN pARVA

MULTUM IN pARVA
The ties that bind merchant 10 his
profit-adver-tise.
Four students have been expelled
from the Normal Schoolin Millersville,
Pa, for playing cards.
JONES, who is engaged to IN heiress,
calls her Economy, because she's on
the road to wealth. C3a1ie'.
IT is strange thai Ii %eafies a mans
legs 50 much less to stand in front of a
bar than it does to stand by work
bench.
THE same man who finds the wealth
or too warm for church sits under the
blazing canvas of circus without
murmur.
TIM1D people who think they must
keep out of the sun and away from the
night air leave very small margins for
taking walk.
LUCK is a good thing, but one cannot
always afford to wait for it. Pluck is
a better thing, because it is always
ready to begin.
THE cook and the man who talks are
alike useful at banquet. One toasts
the bread, while the other toasts the Ia.
dies.-M. o. Picayune.
THERE is an old maxim that every
dog has his day, from which we infer
that this world contains three hundred
and sixty-five dogs and that the rest
ought to be killed off.-N. Y. Herald.
A CITIZEN of Fleming, KY, fred at
q rat, struck keg of powder, blew his
house to pieces. and had to Jump into
the river to keep from burning up.
The rat remains unhurt.-St. Louis
Times.
An English editor remarks: GA we'll
known French proverb says that one
must suffer in order to be beautiful {"
The correctness of this axiom Is daily
{6 Gi'@csnda Che incorrectnesy Of il, also.
IN r Post.
"INK can be preserved from mold
by putting Glove in the bottle. :"
When Mrs. Spriggins, wife of Sprig>
gins of the Morning Awakener, read the
above, she cried excitedly, sThefe!
now know what Mr.. S. always carries
cloves in his vest-pocket forr'
THERE is a village in New Hamp-
shire which has produced twenty
editors. 1t was in allusion to this cir
cumstance that pious deacon re-
marked: Eyes, there are twenty-six
of 'cm, but as they've all left the town
/ reckon the Lord won't lay it UP agin
us."-Boston Traveller.
"PAr," said Snogglethorpe, who is
fond of using high-soundins; phrased1:
ogy to his man -of-all-work. !" m going
to town at ten o'clock and shall weed
Out the cucumber beds in the inte-
RIM" "lnterim,'' thought Pat.
"That's a mighty quare name for a
garden, anyhow!'' lis Mr.. Snoggle-
thorpe at home?' asked a visitor, who
called shortly afterward. "Yis, sor,
yell find him at work in his interim
there beyant, so re will. "-Sonserville
Journal.
cit must be a beautiful. dreamy
sort of life that you live here in the
country" was the remark of city
boarder to Farmer Robinson, as he sat
in the shade waiting for his dinner.
"Well. not werry," was the reply.
"You see we get up before daylight and
work till after dark and get so used up
and tired that we sleep right
through soundly. Why, 1 haven't had
respectable sort of dream since the
planting season begun" There is al
ways big difference between romance
and reality.
DIR. 3. W.'RIcHARDsoN, the English
chemist who first made known to the
world certain facts concerning choral,
says that there are now chloral-drink-
ers just as there are dram-drinkers and
opium-eaters; that the disease which
he calls chloralism has become rather
widespread among merchants, law
yers, doctors, artists, literary men,
clergymen, and that If choral cannot
be kept for use within its legitimate
sphere as a medicine it would be bet
ter for mankind not to have it at all.
THERE was time when the standard
of smoking tobacco was maintained,
even after the brand became popular;
but those days are gone by. When q
new kind comes out now it is splendid
it is actually pure, and is advertised
on fences and rocks and in patent med.
icine almanacs. Every one ruskes f1t
it, and all acknowledge its fine flavor.
It Is at this time that the manufacture
ers begin to work hay into it, so that
you can either smoke ityoursef or feed
it to your horse as you desire. Boston
Courier.
"THE poor white'' is poor-very
poor. Doctor" said one of them,
who had slowly recovered conscious
ness after being terribly injured by en-
exploding grindstone; "Doctor, Il
reckon I'm pretty badly bruk up, amt
I?'' eyes, my man; you are hurt
just about as badly, to stand chance
of recovery, as any man L ever saw"
"That's so-that's so. Wa'al, Doctor,
do you know that ez poor ez l am, and
ez much ez need money. l wouldn't
a'hed this happen to me for twenty
five dollars" - Wilmington IN. G)
Herald.
In opening q large bag Of peanuts 81
Wednesday at fruit stand in Hartford
one peanut was found with q tag at.
tached, on which was written: "Open
the nut and take out the slip of paper;
give it to the prettiest girl in your place
and request her to do as the note says.
The writer is man of means and con.
nected with a large establishment in
Norfolk, Va" Inside the nut was q
slip on which was. written: "Whoever
finds this nut, give it to pretty girl
and request her to write to Postoffice
box -, Norfolk, Va, for mutual Eene:
fit. Am a young business man" -Nes6
HdUen Register. .
The Sprague Troubles the Elk.
Governor Says.
BOSTON, Mass. August 16.
The Globe has the following dispatch
from Narragansett Pier:
Senator Sprague has been in consultation
with his lawyers, and absolutely declines to
make statement for publication directly,
but an intimate friend relates the substance
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