, 1879-03-09

Now plant your winter overcoat-at
paEnshop.
The wages of sin do not appear to have
rnnfo11ned to gold basis.
Chicago uses mora Of the weed than New
York, but We haye no Thurlow.
1t is rather fortunate for the late Mr. Con-
fucius that he has already gone.
4 good many poor people have been made
the victims Of cells Purcell.
Ohio is the third State in the Union, but
frs! in the Offices OF her countsymen.
The Zulus drink absinthe. Absinthe con-
guers loye-of Englifhlnen, we take it.
Iii. Tlllen has the paralysis; but we sup
pose he doesn't know anything about It.
Christiancy says he expects to open up
t,ade with Peru. A trade in Scnatorships!
Ar. Coz appears again as candidate Tor
Speaker OF tue House. And this. VIC think, Is
why We Laueh.''
Tha Scotch people spent $4,000. 600 for
liquor last year. and 1t is not at all surprising that
they 90 ba.e-legsed.
A great many medical students are gradu-
atns In various parts OF the country and cemetery
lots IRE rapidly advancing.
4 flock Of G,000 sheep has perished in the
EnoH OUT West. Such ttings will increase the
price Of college sheepskins.
ina letter printed in the Cincinnati Tin
q4trsT. Olive Logan says she was child In lsso.
ffohabty : mfspsint for 1850
One of the industries of New York is the
supplying of diamonds to actresses, and sending
se'able employees TO rob them.
HI. Halstend doubts the story that Zach
Chandler recently drank lemonade. It is Ger
tanly nove1 use for that beverage.
In view of the effect of 1dr. Chambers
recent Speech the Confeccratcs glad that he had
o1ahk nothing stronger than lemonade.
an 1rishman died in San Francisco the
other day, leaving 81, 600, 600, and not single
Cainamau was remembered in his will.
.ConEling and Burnside have kissed and
nade up, and the daring little curl OF the one
aaa the luxutiant side-whiskers Of the other are
Eate. -:
There will be no difficulty in raising the
'nnds for monument to Pocahontas. The wide
tpfead and numerous Smiths will OF course sub
sc1be.
= Bob Ingersolls lecture on =" Job has
'a1'ed to draw, and it he keeps with 1t he VIII
soon be poor as that Scrip1ural gcutlemans Gel
eotated turkey
henry Ward Beecher says 'fThe DeVsl
appeared On earth in the shape OF woHan.' Ae1
e'en this does not appear to have made him can-
nons Of the sex.
Clara Louise Kellogg announced that she
"Hs about to bid farewell to the stage. and consc-
auentty We are not surprised to hear that sue Is
saaes fre-year contract to sing in Europe.
IN New Orleans they are wearing linen
ous1ets- New Orleans is the only place in the
eountfy where poker may tie played all the year
without regard to the weather. or the loss OF
clothes.
"atertown, n. T., had thirtyone snow
elotms In thirty-six days, and the Inhabitants Of
sue place have extended unanimous call 10 tue
]athor Of *'Beautiful Snow" TO come there and
lecture.
Brooklyn man wants to drink 1,o0o
tasees Of beer in I, 600 consecutive hours. This
- magnificent performance fnr Brooklyn man.
suppose the task lies in not dying Of thirst be-
tween drinks.
'oae of the most charming young women
~ ~ "ash1nston Is the daughter OF Gen. Tom Ewing:
I've mas large dark-brown eyes, ripping ehestnu.
14t' sweet smile, and she favors an unlimited
1.soe Of ereenbacks-by her father. SEQ,
NeW York State has just discovered that
+.Noohty Treasurer has been stealing right alons
.ss sesen years. They manage these things dide1'
sst15 In the West The Western County Treasurer
~" HI there is to steal In q month. :