New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1879-06-18
VARIETY AND HUnOR,

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"A marble haul Stealing : tomb
stone. .ssss
The city which produces Ill The tsl
ephones Electricity. Puck
Wedding rings - Matchmaking
mothers and fathers.-Gr apkic.
Grcattalkers are very sptto bsmo-
biologists, and to like persons most Who
interrupt them least.
Says Beaconsfield to the Africanre.
Inducements, Heads I win, tails "a.
lus. - Boston Transcript.
The Chinese Of California win prob
ably give Member Of Congress and q
Electoral vote to the State.
"A happy mother of male twins On.
Enthusiastically refers to her treasures .
her sweet boy and boy
English physicians say that melan-
cholia is always active in the morning
and wears away toward night.
Two members Of the Liverpool
eng. police force have been arrested
for completely in systematic robberies
"A music-seller announces in his
window sentimental song: ..Thou
Hast Loved and Left MeH for tan
cents.
The pavement found to answer.
best in London is wood laid on asphalt
which is allowed to harden before the
wood is laid on.
1t is q curious fact that on the teack
OF knavery misplaced switch viii bo
found somewhere, and it Is sure to
wreck the train.
In the Old Bailey Court, London,
the atmosphere is SO full of dirt that tho
wigs of the lawyers become grimy, like
the wool of sheep.
His name was Wrath, and when he
asked his girl to marry him she gave
him Q soft answer. ard soft answer
turned away Wrath.
ave old maids,' remarked Miss
Stibbens, Glove cats because we have
no husbands, and cats are almost 90
treacherOus as men,"
Electric lights are used on some Of
the Boston docks, saving time and ak
pense, ships being loaded by night 40
well as in the daytime.
1t is estimated that there are nearly
two millions of acres of land in Ireland
which. if reclaimed, could be adapted
to the raising of grain.
An illiterate correspondent, who
is given to sporting, wants to know,
when the ''AnglO-Saxon race" so
much talked about, is to come off,
Turner's Falls Reporter.
=" What is the right time to 20 to
bedT' is question under discussion
by medical association in Vermont.
We have very little medical knowl-
edge, but we should think when you
can't stand up any longer is about the
proper time. Burlington Ha,ck-E Eye.
Sir Rowland Hill is to receive the
freedom of the City of London in the
traditional gold box in recognition Of
his services in connection with the e.
adjustment of penny postage. Why
the Common Council did not wait for
another century or SO before comforting
this compliment is unknown.
Afghan fanatics who attempt to
assassinate English officers are, IL
caught, promptly shot and then
burned. This latter process, accord
ing to their belief, prevents them from
going to Heaven. which is their chief
object in killing Englishmen. This
treatment will, it is thought, moderate
of the Ameer.
The President receives some Gu.
rious letters and kilograms. The fol-
lowing dispatch was received ut the
White House on the 9th of February:
"May the King of Kings incline the
President of the United States to do
generous act, and to give the P0stofice
TO -, a Christian gentleman. You
will have Gods blessing, and that Of .
thankful people,
John Wardle, of Sale, near Man
chester, Eng, was a successful mimic
of farmyard noises. etc., and was 60.
pecially proud of his ability to bark
like mad dog. A few nights ago he
gardener, and did SO very effectually,
for the latter, hearing furious barking
on his doorstep, cautiously opened .
window and shot the joker, killing him
instantly. 80
"A correspondent of New Hamp-
shire paper speaks of little pool at
which he often quenched his thirst in
boyhood. It was, he says, s.in the
eastern part of the Town of AndOver,
and in summer the water trickled up
from the earth, sparkling as crystal,
and cold and refreshing, while in win
ter, no matter to what depths the mer-
curry might sink, the little stream hub
bled unsteady out from the hillside,
warm and insipid as fresh milk -
i Glasses have been formed with tho
oh Mt of - 81
metropolitan body of police knowledge
of some of the elementary branches of
surgery. In the course of their instruc-
ton they will be taught the various
affections that may cause man to fall
down and lose consciousness, and their
symptoms; how to dress q wound or
!. bandage fracture roughly; the proper
methods of adjusting the sufferers upon
the stretcher, and the best ways of car.
rying them when so adjusted.
The hamster is a small rat-like an
imal with pouch on either side of its
mouth, which it finds very convenient
| for secreting grain. 1t abounds in the
} sandy districts between Northern Ger
many and Siberia, and a single animal
has been known to stow away 100
pounds of beans. At Aschersleben IL
became so serious pest that early last
September the town offered reward
for these little animals, and over GO, 600
z were killed. The hamster is very
game, ard savage fighter. It's fur,
which is variegatcd, is marketable.
An Eastern lady gives the follow.
ing recipe for Boston baked beans:
We pick, wash and put to soak any
kind Of beans we have on hand, early
on Saturday morning. When the bak.