The Red Cloud chief., 1879-11-13
Odds and Ends.

An Albany man advertiSes for ga
girl ia work in hair" He is evidently
Il bachelor.
There are only three things you can
get for nothing in this world-air, water
and advice.-Syracnse HeraLd.
The serpent left his trail in the Gar
den of Eden, but the general belief is
thai Ewes dress pattern was too scanty
to enable her To do likewise.
Little Gerty-aftcr waiting some
time for dessert "Tncle. don't YOU
have. n thin" after d~innrr?" Uncle
Eyes, dear; the dyspepsia"
A Detroit observation-disclosures hangs
out Il sign of Free Chops" and when
The old loaferS come around he shows
them an aN and a woodpilc.-Frec Press.
There he those who are talk
Inc about themselves. and Vet are ex-
ir"mcly sensitive about being talked of
10y others. Strange, isn't it?-BoSton
Transcript.
Things are not exactly right. 4
careful political economist closely cal
culatcs that women in this country
might annually save Sl4.5O0. 600 in rib
bonS which the mel might spend in
cigarS.-DCtrOH Free Press.
81 am afraid" said a lady io her
husband, "that | am going To have Il
stiff ncck.""N Not AT all improbable. my
dear replied her spouse. Il have seen
strong symptoms of it ever since we
We're married."
In Il Norman ho>telrv: Tourist
Halo, landlord, what's this on the bill?
g. Strawberries Four francs" We had
no Strawberries. Landlord beg Your
pardon, sir; il was Il mistake, hut I'll
rcctify it. Takes his bill quickly and
changes the ~" To a ''3."
A young lady who didn't admire
the custom in vogue among her sisters
of writing Il letter and then cross-writ-
ing il la illegibility, said she would pre-
fer her epistleS without an overSkirt."
Sensible StcnJcnriHe HcraId.
Marie Christine is To he paid an in
come of $4,000 Il wear for marrying
King Alfonso. For the Young mans in
ere il is too late. we will state
that there are plenty of girls this side of
the pond who will marry him for less
that stuck-up Austrian thing.
st. L0UiS 1Imcs-J0urnal.
They strollcd adown the garden walk,
Bcnrath the spreading bower:
Nald she: Aionzo, what il that"
" That's what they cauliflowcr."
And as they walked and ak and
And aS She kept up her poses,
He. plucking tater blossoms. said:
" Ana these are tuber roses"
A California paper reports this
scene: General, I'm Pixlcy, and I'm
glad To meet you" "Thank YOU, Mr..
|hNlcy.' "PiNley, sir" The General
and shook hands with all corners.
MIR. Finley grew pale, and, turning in a
pcwlldered way la the reporters on the
teck of the City of Toxic, said: INV
iod! He actually doesn't know met"
Ethel, a very little girl, is SEM to
of the schools where words and
heir meanings are taught by descrip-
ions of common objects and by the APP
of terms Ia things which the
pupils may see. When she came home
he first day she examined her baby
critically As he Law in the cradle,
md said. Mother. Fred's oblonr and
horizontal, amt he?"
Yes, poet. YOU are right.
Every thing i golden bright.
NurkN azure il the sky.
And the festive pumkin pie
Doth the soul TO rapture thaw
As across ii goes the law.
Now the hrooklet sad and alone,
Iour> its dolorous monotone.
And down the street we hear and seq
Inc annual target compancc.
". L. Commercial -Idrortiser.