, 1879-03-05

uE " s'tf 5eh "'i'' "'"' t'e ol'"'ef new OUT u
,"4Ni you !'1loti'' yelled Striker, rs he
wl,eclcd nrounsl. "lIer. It l.. Of, Ills car,ll''
,rf.s, ar, n'st ean tlul Il ltr bo"k." :,
store mud inquired for Sir; ,Atokcr, a'M III.
Srkef indignantly demanded II tlnt patrcl l,ud
been delivered.
"Ahl you arc the man I vas lonkIng forl l
couldn't tln,t your house, Mr. stoker."
9. "stoker! you human a'5ena-1ny nasnc's
"Isita Then made q mistake. Striker
strkcr-f'll rcmern''cr It 1t II kills inc. Ercutn
nc, sir, but uever got confused before, mud
FIN all right nnw."
The n,at, ratified nwar nt D furious pacc, aud
Mr. Striker snw NJ moro of him until reaching
home. The cl,ap was waiting for hin three
doors below, ntnt at once beEa,:
Mr.. Stocks, they haY yUu don't 1l7e here,
"Hsonks! Why, I'll kill foul My name Is
/" ,.5s - We'll, tllat beats me-
This isn't INV hblasc, OF coItrne. Nv house
Is AN: Didn't ] give Jou tin humber orl
carul"
"Whr, yes; Of cour.e. Dear me. but how
confused AMI No wonlcr tIfnugh, your
manic was S!ocum instead OF siEusi'
NEW BURIALsor SIR JOHN MOORE.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Not drum was heard, because tln dr,.mtucr
was not feeling very well artta, aslic1 to ba tx
eusct1, nor funeral noto OF nny kind, A. hIs
cospsc to tho ramparts wo hurried; not n single,
SOLITARY Bou-of-a-gun Of O Boidc. discharged Ills
farewell slo. ocr the grave where ,.Ic re.naEns
Of The latc Mr.. Atuoro were deposited. 1Im
fnrewetl-shot business was omitted On account
Of the great scarcity uf ammunition. We buried
him darkly nt dcad uf night. a'll dill tllc l,cst
Job We could for him attler tie ctrctt'nsta1lee4
We could not borrow, bcE. or steal pick or
shovel iu lllc entire nciglborhoo1, ami vera
Obliged to turn tlit souls With nltr lny6nets.
Which, by the way. was tile first thing tint h.ul
Dccn drafted. We did this all By the strug-
CLING moonbcarE,sf misty light, hlnl The lantern
dmly burning, with just about half enough oil
In It, und strip Of m old flannel uuicrslirt for
saId, the Chaplain being home On n furlongf,
md no one within forty miles to taks Ills place.
We spoke not = word OF SORROW, our time bctnE
kon1twhas limited, as the cuemy was not far
We thought, rs no halowcs, his narrow bed
Md smoothcd down his 1unc'y pillow With
cantcen, tint tho fue nnd the stranger would
tread user bis licad md We far away OH the t,!l
outn,tmbercd US about seven to ouc. Lightly
they'll talk Of thu spirit tl,ats gone, ntnl Won
der wlcre they can yet another iiaak illacl with
tho sntnc, und o'cr bs cold ashcs upbrnEl him,
knowing, OF co.1tAc. that he Is In no condition
to defend himself; but little he'll rcrk II
they let him sleep on fl a grave where n
Drlton has laid him, and not bother lin 10 gct
pay ground -ent. We wfsl, here to correct the
Impression that slowly Anl sadly we laid him
down from tho 1cid Of his fame fresh and cory.
NC dfll no such thing. 1'he Corrse wae washed
show ,l,at there was drop of gofc abaut hin.
II Is trtu that We carrcd not !lI'c anu VIC rns-
cd not etonc, BECAUSE there Mrs no stone-
mason lundy vino would do slc lol, at reasonable
figures Adult this tItno We heard this dtstant
mud rasalom gun that the 1oe was auicnly t1rlHE,
10 wo adjourned the funeral, lcEs the DECEASED
alone In hs glury, and made ourselves scarcc III
TINT vicinity.
AMERICAN COLLEGE DISCIPLINE.
.yrso }"rk Grttpstc.
Boys to Faculty. Look l1errl wcwant short
er & o'clock psuycrs IN the morning."
Faculty-"Vcry we'll, boys; we'll nip tllc
prayers Of al both ends. Only don't 60 10 the
Harvard shop across the way to by your eluca-
tions.n
Boys" And re want whisky IN or tca.''
faculty-"Now, boys, that Isn't hardly right,
ron know. Wine Ii mock"
boys" Whisky III our tea mud pint apiece
every mnrn'ns alter =, prayers or "c patronizes
Facnlty-"Vcry we'll ,tboya. Please take your
bouts OF lie centre table, won't youl"
I}oys-aA,ul the Professor Of Theology mist
blnck oltr boots us'ts cut tic meat up for our
bul-pupss"
Faeulty-"Now, boys, that's too bad. No col
lcge loc8 such q shtnE-At least tor tho lnuliey.
ticntlc.nel,t please put your dogs out Of the par
lor, won't youln
i}oys--"Prof Dogstnr must black our boots
nnd cut the pup's meat lp, Or We 60 over to tho
New Haven bhon."
Faculty-"We'll trv allil suit you, hoys."
Boys" And Mrs. i'rnf Heyarlietcr must tilck
It's II, utter we ro to bed, and bring us Our soiu
and brn,,tlics III l,u fnornfl>t+.n
Prof. liexnmctcs-" Mrs. Hex. shall do 10 such
thing"
BOYS" All right we moro over to the FREQ.
nnt-Easy Theological Institute tomorrow"