The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-04-24
STANDARD PARAGRAPHS.


The last thing Gen Dick Taylor dit
was the best That was when he died.
"The wages of sin is death, and IL
many cases the pay day is put off entirely
too long.
just before Gem Dick Taylor died
Samuel j. Tilden kissed him.
Why do persons who go blachberryine
never go singly? Because they 60 alto
gather.
Well match DR.. Keifer against Sam.
Tilden for a kissing match.
Colored men generally are coming to
the conclusion that the South is good
place-to leave.
The forty sixth Congress will probably
be known in history as the windy Con
gress.
The second rebellion is in full blast
Are the old Union soldiers willing for it
to succeed.
man in Cincinnati stole a lot of jew
elry for spite. Then they put him in the
station.house for revenge.
The. Confederate Congress is still en-
gagged in the work of turning out the
Yankee members.
Republics are ungrateful and the Gear
of Russia is beginning to find out that
Empires are not much better.
The only thing which can successfully
kill time, is Legislative body with a
Democratic majority.
Gen. Chalmers called for committee
to investigate the Fort Pillow affair.
Grant says he won't be candidate
Then what return are we poor 'stalwarts"
to get for all the wind we've been vast
ing on Grant?
They found a minister in Chicago
last week, who hadn't answered
Ingersoll" He was Immediately re
auested to deliver broadside.
Mr.. Hendricks annouces that he will |
not accept a second place on the ticket.
ticket before.
If Hayes and Wheeler were out of the
way, Thurman or Randall would be the
acting President. Our Democratic friends
have begun thinking about it.
man in Rhode Island took sick and
died while engaged in a walking match.
Let no heartless man say it was the work
of the fool killer.
Now fool has been banging away at
the Gar of Russia, with pistol But as
it amused the fellow, and didn't endanger
the Gear, there wasn't much harm in it
At a lecture, the larger portion of the
audience left. after listening few min
utes. A wag remarked that that was
the most quick quilted lecturer he ever
heard"
When asked what was the cause of her
falling from grace, Mary Jane sighed,
looked at the battered bucket in her
hands, and remarked that Chat plaguy
cow allus would kick %
New Jersey street railroad carries
schoolgirls under Is at reduced rates
The conductors are astonished at the
number of school girls, and how many of
them look old for their age
"Ah, me!' said the young man from
the city, who was summering in the
country, what an exquisite infantile
bovine" Why you derned fool" an
he oolrtp
It is beginning to dawn upon the
minds of some of the Rebel Brigadiers
that even if the supplies for the Admin
istration should be cut off, the Admins,
tration would not starve.
The monarchs of Russia, Austria and
Spain are to be the guests of the Emperor
of Germany in June. Now the revolver
fiend should go there, and maybe he can
hit one of them by firing at the bunch.
A correspondent of the N Y. Sun asks
when are women most lovely 2" 1t isn't
our putin, but we think when she is hoe
ing cabbage, or wedding onions, she
looks her loveliest.
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ed in Zululand. communicates with the
British forces forty miles away by means
of light reflected from mirrors. The
news thus conveyed is always reliable
for mirrors never lie.
The ultra rebel papers are beginning
to blow once more about "the superiority
of the Southern race" This reminds
one of the ante-war talk about "one
Southerner whipping seven Yankees"
The Southerners were cured of that de.
lusion.
Goldsmith was mistaken as to what
made The Deserted Village" deserted
1t was Sunday when Goldsmith was
there, and they had an ordinance in
force. closing the saloons on Sunday
The people had gone over to tie next
town.
The Brooklyn Presbytery arraigns DR..
Talmage. minister of the gospel comes
in and testfes that Talmage is hum
bug. Talmage retorts that the good man
is the most infamous of liars. Is this
the way to promote the great cause OF
Christianity
Senator Thurman has been SO long
chasing the Presidency, that it has come
to be pretty generally conceded that
something ought to be done for him. He |
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