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REFERRED TO THE COW EN-
TTON.
Tho Republican Nominating Commit
toe Diangreos aud Adiourna
without Action

toe Diangrees and Adjourna
without Action.
Tho Republican committee appointed IN
recommend nominations to the Republican,
Parish Convention met lnR night at Tho Htort
building. Just previous to The meeiug nvni
bota worn offered TINT tlln rommlHen would
recommend Tho Endorsement Of tho Iityet pntt y
Ticket but onll for money to cover offers failed
to produce any.
Tho commilen Hasnmbod 1T nbout q: 10 q clock
mud In half au hnut nfiar John Reynolds Of The
third ward. chairman, called tho body to ordor
Persona not meml,eta wnrn Invited To stop out
aida. Rnd thn doors wore uoRod
Tho ron cnll showed thirty mamhera present
A quorum was announced aud tho moetlng do
oarnl realy for business. Tho proceedings
which followed worn both lively md amusing.
carry their resolution indurHing H. md tho on
poaltiun managed 10 have adopted motion
chilling for nominal ions.
II was hfter tho adoption Of thls motion thni
tho fun commenced.
acntlemen appearng for prominent pnst-
lions on tho Democratic ticket, others appear
tofnre spoken on Ia connection with. nomi-
nntiona Of either party wnro placed before thu
committed for civil ahorin,
A ballot VIVA gona into. but without rnaut ma
In tho midat of IL nix ar aryan MENTORS got
tiHguaod with such dougs and retired and
broke tho quorum Tho circumstances or no
quorum had only temporary rfroct however,
for On another cnll Ut the roll me,nbers present
hnawnfoi For thona absent, and tho presenea of
II majority or the committee was ON 10 more tin-
elnred Afor wrnnEling and otherwise nDJoy-
Ing themaavoa for nfrann or twenty min,ltns
longer the mamhera adopted u /, solution re-
hitting the nominations to tho pnriah cDnven-
ton aud inRtrnctinE tho chairman Of tho con-
ycnlon u 'nll Il together on Friday NEXT
A motion to adjourn Ri,te dir prevailed.
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IMPROVING.

The condition Of Mr. c. J. Young. nnitor Of
Aha Young Mems Christian Association who
metwth a serious accident on Thursday even
ING last was last night reported as improved.
sAsA... anu nops' w. o''sS
ositIn M a,aar, wbab nros.ratea Mr.. Young
slst have occurred shortly after the conclusion
Atha entertainment which took place on
yorn,rstay evening. lie discovered at
Sas,ra o'clock at the foot OF the rear stairway.
t, assh he bad fallen He has not suf-
neotloub Oregon oahe was paral,tie it is supposed
ing the stairway he stumbled.
to recover himself, went head
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N CITY HALL

The Council held its usual committee Of tho
whole meeting yesterday. and 1t was under
stood that All tho nee 'ssary arrangements had
been completed with Sheriff GanhreauS 70 give
delinquent taxpayers an opportunity 10 pny
their taxes. by relieving them OF tho penalties
and costs consequent uron failure to settle
with the city previously.
In the Department. o. Commerce tho death
was announced Of Mr.. Patrick CoN. commits
Eary of tho Keller md Second street markets
and of tho private IN arkats In the vicinity Mr..
Cox had the reputation OF being q faithful and
conscientious official.
THE TIMES AND LICENSES. m
In conversation with the Administrator Of
Finanra ysstardny concerning Hn article liz yes
terday's Times owe, flowing with RnlIcitude fl
the small traders wha are supposed 70 pay the
e. license, The Administrator set forth "a an
answer that 1t l. u we'll known fact that licenses
are not eXacted from very large PROPORTION oi
the trauespeonle spoken OF by the Times. nj
theuAh tho amount liz small enough The
license ordinance hasnys, Ii. however enforced
In ctaes whet the traaespeople own the prop
erty In which they do husina =. and who send
several children 10 the pnhc schools. Fully
aware Of the condition of orr people. he has
dealt with thu traaesman with nj the leniency
possible and as far rs his discretionary powers
ayfended.
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ST. GEORGES SOCIETY.

Anumber Of English gentlemen met again
last night. Mr.. A. ne Fonblanuue In the chair
and Mr.. Chris. Chaffe acting as secretary. The
committee appointed at the previous meeting
reported q constitution. which was adopted.
About twenty Of the members were then re-
questad to act MS incorporators, and the name
st. Georges Society Of New Orleans" adopted.
the society will probably hold an election for
officers.
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BREW It'll H.

Tho DHaofRAT is Indebted to tho Ladies' It'd
and having Hontsty for Invitations IT, attend tho
rb rity bnll ~ be givnn by fhem nj TrnneW,tld
Hall on Wednesday, evening. tho tenth of Dg-
Gamber next
Tho New Orlanne Philharmonic BnaIaty give
their nIt"enih public rnhanrahl mt NrnneWnld
Hall on Wednesday,. the nnatHauth ~ Novem-
her next. This aoolnty II wnil known for liz on
etgsttn and RueGsFpfut endnHyorR 10 Guilt ate in
this city tho tnste for good music. and VS. know
ihat u trent awaits thoso fnvorni with invita-
lions 10 ihclf tspirsa.
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THE LOCAL DEATH RATE.

During the week ending the seventeeth In
slant the total number " deaths In the city was
III. = ST whom We're white and 81 colored; &c
white males, % white females; 10 colored males
and Il colored females. 50 we're natives of Lou
isiaua, Of other States, II of Ireland. of Ger
many and nf France. The main causes OF
death We're: Malaria Z. diphtheria /, cancer /.
consumption IL brain diseases s. apopiexy L,
paralysis 4 commissions 4, delirium tremens j.
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which the Kellogg committee Ind refused to re-
rsive. lilo thought tho resolution under which
thay wore acting admitted Of their going into
IheHa matters.
Henater Vance asrerd with Senator Hill. and
tho objections wore nverruled.
The examination was resumed.
To BanHtur Cameron -naalpude linH told mo
this SINGS ha has been employed In tho Port
nllent He has Y poor paying roaitinn ~ the
faatatflae. and MI. Hnnnnlt T. In whose ntIlea |
am. lnRnH him money makes advances "a him.
Ha CONES every thrae or four dRYs 10 ga,
money. tls Inns Rai1 tho antna thing uftnu. He
complains about lila treatment. Hr talked OF
Kellogg having laiiaa " nbf him money for
signing bonds ~ Hpnethtpg ese which he hnd
promised. Hnma nine thousand daliRra. ha
RRld IL ,saa, have never mhdn any nrnnoaltnh
10 naapnda io taaiiFy. tln told me about nc
Legislature having ~ quorum aone ttha 49,
thia year. Homa fnnf dr i've manfhs hFn.
To Senator Hill beannha told mo tlth' " y"
waa 10 make clean breHai ~ H. Kellogg w""l'
bn put out. i,,ao
There heing Pc ohnr wltnnaa the continue"
adjourned until 10 oulnek thiH morning
~~~e~a#%7&4 s+4a-*4r-s=5 .5
nraakrta glnhna drop lights M snhlnahla =
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what EmIncnt 80. LouIa Phy.Iclana saw

Preventive " Nn1uja -Colden's Lieblg's Ex-
tract OF Beef ana Tonic InviRorator Ia particu-
lnrlY useful when tonics nre required. being
tolerated whom other forms Of hniInh food are
rejected. In Diphtherla Agun. MalarIal. Ty-
phoid Fever and every depressing dIsease. we
have preacrlbed II with exenlent success. j. H.
NJ. ID !: II A. Vaughn. NJ. D.. Drs. Il. L. and j. @.
Nidelet. and mnuy nthsrs, Sold by ieading
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Running Over n Woman.

At 2n'cock sunday afternoons woman named
Mary Thhsy WEB run over mud severely wound
OIL nj tho corner 81 Cplissu and Euterps
streea by n horse ntihfhed IT, II wnRpn. driven
by J r.. shaw. tho propretor ~ tha fea stote
No. GO5 Magazine strsH'. The Injured Wonnn
Wns taken to lha Charity fIDHpitnl
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DAILY LETTER LIST.

Ladies' List.
Bakor mrs Baker mrs
GngO Il mrs Cnvenny A mrs
Ghurhonoan A mrs
Morriean,y james mrs Merritt OlRn miss
Nichols M miss RPhcreek Stis mrs
WnrAeil Mary II mrs Warner Leslie mrs
Young BeSsY mrs
Gentlemen'g List.
hchur Henry Adam Frederick
Allen l. Albert
Boyd l. Baknr j Il 5O@.s.
Biewit u u Bloomfield r
Blnekmer 60 Birth j q rsv
Benth John MI Burkenstock J
Bennett Bono Alex
Brown Richard
Cannon jas dr. Collins Vim
Uovington Il
Da.yes Goo II DeBlanc
Ewing G. England ChnB
Elder W capt
Fulton Theo Flannery 4 Condor
Frank g. Well Gunther k)bt
Golden Frank rev
Hoffman n b col Hall Z capt
Hurt J Nj &co Hidden
Honshaw JnO MI Hunger Jno
Iaughlnnd q Il Le Breton N 3
| Le Baron Gsons Lnpaeille PG
Langeillo Long Edg VI
Moore VIM Marchaii Gao
| Msseli Henry Mitchell Ed +
| Mayer NJ MIltsnberger q
| Mure John HILLARY Gains
| Patterson John @ Plunkett JOS y
| Pierce G y Plug Henry
Radeshoimor Mlchal Ramsay VIM E
| Sylvester @ l. SpriegelJ
/ Sullivan Jno d SlheHnk George
| Skinner G rev TnmberR A
| Vaughan L. 3 Woodborg J
| Wellmeyer Louis Willis Frank E
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JUDICIAL ADvERTsyEMENTs.
suaEEtIpp SALES.
~
George schanb ys Theresa n0ll and
Henry Doll

George sFhaHH "a sherfHH Doll AHH
Horny bon
TNifIHn BlBTHIUT COURT ron THE PAR
! eh ~ nflnnhe. No. " GAG u virtue Of u
writ of pa2urs ma sale ~ me directed by the
hpnornble the III RI District court for Lbs paf-
lel ~ Orleans. IL tho above entitled CAUSE. Z
will preased to fnlI ut public nnetion. ND tho
street. bnWeen Gaunl md Gustainhonse streets,
In Tbs Hanond District II tha city, on TUES
DAY, November H. 1879. ~ 10 o'clock M, ths
following tlngptIhcl HraprriY tp Wit
A CERTAIN LOT or GROUND, with NIL the
buildings and improvements thsrson. and NIL
The rights. ways. privileges and HppurienHneaE
therennip belonging, pr In my wise appsrtain~
Ing slttnled In tho Fourth DIatriet 81 the city
If New Orleans. In tho Fgnnro bounded by 1T.
Andrew. Felicity. lIarenias, now Hampart. md
DrVHdsa Rtraeta, designated by tho number
| eleven md measuring twsuty y five fest one
Inch hn1 four linss trout on III. Andrew street
by ons hundred nHd fWenty ono fset four
Incl So md four Hines ~, fhs limo ut lot NUN her
Ion. ono hundred md twnntp4 IL REQ fest four
inches ma one line on the other side limo and
twenty. five feet In The renr. being the same
property which the late Horny Doll. bru. had
| acquired hy purchase from y sphsn M. Wsst-
more. pnr m net pnHHrd before ". q, Wells.
noinry In this city. on the tWenty eght of March.
and III common 10 the defendants. VIII To tho
snt1 ThereHn bon fwldow Of Henry Doll. Hr.I
for one undivided half. ns having been common
In property with her said husband. md tho Eafd
Horny Doll for the other hnif as tho sole hetr III
hla antd dscaaReI father. Henry Doll. Hr.
Hhtznd In the allowed snit.
Tsrme- Gaph au lhntpnt.
i Il. tLDEE 0hUTHREAUH.
Own Fhsriff Of Tho fnrieh Of Orleans.
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Montgomery h Co. continue tonight their
library sale. All Of tho illustrated works arc
as yet unsold. and thoan who def ire bargains
should attend TO- night. There Ia n very fun line
Of desirable books 10 b offered and nil who
want bargains will take notice.
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WEATHER BULLETIN.

Van DmrAHTMEMT. |
tiiHnHl aarvioe. United States ARM. !
DAILY meteorological record TOR the eight hours
Guiding ut ~ ioH Il. n.. Monday. November H.
Observations taken NJ tns aaina fubnent 81
time at all atatiuna.t
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II you want superior quality Of fancy mixed
candies. at u low price. order tho Double Crown
brand, and take no other.
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AUCTION SALES.
N
Hy Montgomery N 90.


THE PRIVATE LIBRARY or THE LATE
AhHEL EDWAHDH. Eat. containing about
1000 Volumes 81 tho standard English An~
tfints nnd TRANSACTIONS. including many
rnrs md valuable BOOKS and costly illusfra-
tod works.
WILL re SOLO At AUCTION AT nj CANT
w s'tost. ~. MoNThuMEHY H o., aae-
tonnera on MONDAY EVbNING. November
". and TUESDAY EVENING. Nayeru ber III.
commanding eHnh evening Il 40 o'clock.
Jha Rnlo IL positive nnd without resarye,
PARTIES tsRlble TO attend rnn tenva orders for
purchases with I i" nnnt tanssrs which will be-.
nithfuly sgeeutet!,
I.ppka may tn soon during Monday Gnta~
irpuea now rhndv. uotS nj
MI ONTaOMERY h 90.
IVA AUGTIDNIEEHa
VIII aeli Horace. Mules COWS. Carriages mt
Inrnosa MI auction. ut
MONTGOM EHY'9 TATTEHsALLB.
Mn. 10 Hnr0nno street,
every WEDNESDAY mud SATURDAY nh II
O'Clock,
Uonaienmonts of stock aoIiaitsd. an1T fn
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bounded by Tohoupitoulns. Ninth. Water and
Harmony HtreSts. AIN 100 f3Bn0
Paul F6nrchv, president ~ tho MERCHANTS
Mutual Inautanca Company. to T. Waat. two
lots. With buildings, ln fItinfa bounded by
Magazine. Hpraenus Live Oak and Lyons
atrrata. nbs lbn each tano
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y. J. Mar.lnez W. Lon,s,ana rertlllxer

----- =, y. WTETt II W1EpF'H, HHUTDRHEWI.
A1STH DfATHlGT COURT ron THE PAN
ish II Orleans. No. 1862 BY vlttu6 OF d
pHrus writ ~ flerl fafas. 70 me directed by the
honorable tho Sixth District Court Tor the unr-
iah Of Orleans. In the above entitled enuse,
will proceed to soil ut public huetion. pt tho
Merchants md huetlonoars Exchange. ROYAL
street. betwsnn Gtnal md Gustomhous5 streets.
DAY. Novsher 2h, 1879. ut - clock M. the fol-
lowing dsserbnd propsrly, y Wtt- .,.........
ALI THE HfBHT. TIT u AND INTEREST
pHnv In and 10 United Btttes pnisnt. No. 1866,
juno g. 1911. n"1uIred ny enid company, de-
fepdnnts from J M, IpvSnstsin,
HelHed In tho above suit.
Terms Gnah on tho spot. s.-
j. Il. kIGFE GATTHHEAUx.
Civil Bherif of the Parish Of Orleans.
nDI4 II II
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PARISH COMMITTEE.

Gus stoves. ranges etc. III Appegates. No Jag
POydras street.
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law iebititv d worms i. In public lnhttIn.
tpns II deaths occurred. anu II Were esft'neo
III tv thn attfDnnra.
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For the latest styles In globes shades etc. 20
to Applegate'e No JIG Poydras street
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Political clubs should got fireworks from Mil
Ter 4 nielmaun I. II they wish 70 make a flne
1fspiny
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Gas fixtures. chandeliers. at Applegate's. No.
Jag Ppydras street
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Charged with Embezzlement.

Ferdinand Weiss was last evening arrested
BY Sergeant Donovan and Corporal Murphy
and locked up In the Central Station. charged
by Augustine Regass with embezzement oil
$40
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foremost 10 tho bottom. When picked ~ he
was anoapHcinns. and femaineI 10 u nv, XIII
ited daily by mambafH Of the asanhlat,tnh. anu
everything npHaibls hea been and y being Zone
FIR him tfa haT 4 led tha nea,,,nM o1 amer w.,
niyirara III tha aaeoniatiou and hy pateona who
nnk 4 Il practice If treluanthG lilo rooms.
Tor gaa ana steam nting 40 10 M. II Apple
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Water pipes. stands and bath-tubs at Apple
gates. No. LAG Poydras street.
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RtrnnGnta coming to tho city should 40 e
hItlnr Il nlolmanna II they want candles. DALI.
fnrntn winea. llrewnrka or hanr.
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Brackets glnhns. drop lights N arr'Aah'e "a
No. lac PnyitnH street.
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The best plumbing done By Apologize. No.
lao Poydras street
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Oct your plumbing done ut Applognto'a. No
I'D roydraR siraat
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Let your first attack Of indigestion be the
last. Rouse the dormant energie- Of fhe ston-
ach, with the Filters. The tone thus in parted
WILL remain This fs b fact established By
thousands Of Witnesses, whose testimony Ia
simply a statement of their own experiences.
j hose afflicted with neral debility of every
phase will find this medicine an unfailing
agent In building up and renewing their
strength.
For sale ~ ali druggists and respectable deal
srs generally. mol i'm TuThsa
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Get your plumbing done at Applegate's No.
LAG Poydrns street
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For eaa and steam Iltting 40 ~ NJ H. Aprla
aatr M 14s rnvtiraa aitonls
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Pumps 81 eycry description at Al plegate's
No. LAG roydras street.
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LOCAL MEs,sbRD.

II. indiotstea riaina. n. tnAIoatea failing. H.
lni Iohtt,H STATIONARY.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

A. bridal couple from Washoe Val
ley, at breakfast at Reno, oonverset
as, follows: :he-Shall I skin you
pertater, honeyP Shi-No, thank you
deary. nave QUE already skun.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

Naturalization are charged with
having emptied basin of water over
the plaintiff" Irish Woman--"Sure,
Yer Honor, ye must forgive me; in the
dark I took the gentleman for me hus--
band.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

"Can you cure my eyes2" said a
man 10 DR.. Brown.
Eyer" said the doctor, ''if you will
follow my prescription"
"Oh, certainly doctor said the pa
tient; 81 will do anything to have my
eyes cured. What is your remedy,
doctor9''
"You must steal horse" said the
doctor, Very soberly.
Steal horse, doctor?" said the pa
tient in wonderment. "How will that
cure my eyes?"
"You will be sent to State prison
for five years, where you could not
get whisky, and during your incarcera-
ton your eyes would get well, said
the doctor.
The patient laughed somewhat
incredulous, but he did not adopt tn
doctors remedy.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

During the session of temperance
meeting in neighboring town, one of
the persons who occupied the stage
was an enthusiastic deacon, who fire.
quently interrupted the speakers by
yelling: 'TThank heaven for that!"
One gentleman was called upon who
rose and said; "Ladies and gentlemen,
I am heart and soul in this cause, and
feel it will be of great benefit to the
people of this place."
''Thank heaven for thatl' yelled
the deacon. "But, ladies and gentle
men," he continued, 81 am going to
say that it will be impossible for me to
address you this evening-","Thank
heaven for thatl" said the absent
minded deacon.
CHARITY is not prone. to make
doughnation of unbaked bread to q
poor family without fire.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

a good-looking fellow was arraigned
before the police court. charged 9Th
having stolen watch. The iudge-asked
him what induced him to commit the
theft. The young man replied that,
having been unwell for some time,
the doctfr advised him to take some
thing, which he had accordingly done.
The judge asked what had led him to
select ioatch.' "Why." said the pri-
soner, II thought if I.only had the
time, that.nature would work curel"
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03
LATEST NOVELTIES.

Ladies', Misses, and Children'q
Furs. Fur Robes, Fur Trimming
by the yard, Ladies' Fur Caps, La
dies and GEMS seal skin Caps
plush caps. ladies Derby and
square crown stiff and soft hats,
silk and cashmere caps, children's.
stiff and soft hats, silk and gingham /,
umbrellas, trunks, valises, &C., at.
Rumford Bros,
No. 404 Market street.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03
The Judge at court in Maine re.

The Judge at court in Maine re-
Gently sentenced a culprit to twenty
five years in States Prison. The fact
was communicated to the prisoners
mother, who was struck with the
magnitude of the sentence. "What
did they do that for?" she exclaimed.
''Twenty five yearsl Why, he won't be
contented there three weeksl"
A. Dutchman, the proprietor OF
Colorado line of stages, was collecting
80 apiece from the Passengers by way
of fare. All had paid except one, and
he, drawing large revolver, pointed
it at the head of the collector and
hoarsely asked, "Won't that pass me?'
Perfectly unmoved, the Dutchman
said, "Oh, no; we eat dem. tings here.
Two dollars, please"
"Where are the friends of my
youth?"
Asked the lacdrYmose bum with
depression.
"They're doing time work." said
his part,
''ln many jail aud State Prison"
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

Rutherford" said Mrs. Hayes one
payday morning, 81 want new. seal
sacque, but I'll freeze fore I'll wear a
garment bought with money that was
paid in taxes on vile soul-destroying
liquorl So therel" And Rutherford
had to coax John Sherman for certifi-
cate that all the money in MIR. Hayes
envelope was the proceeds of bond
sales.
Holiday journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-1879, 1879-12-03

vertising is like winking at girl in
the dark. You, may know what you
are doing, but nobody else does.
Magistrate-"Yon are charged with
having emptied a basin of water over
the plaintiff" Irish Woman--"Sure,
Yer Honor, ye must forgive me; in the
dark I took the gentleman for me hus-
band
A Man up in Syracuse voted for the
Devil, hut it was,thought by,t cleo
tion judges to bea typographical error
for John Kelly. and it was counted
for him.
Bob Ingersoll thinks tina all the
hell q man ever passes though is in
this world. This idea he formed while
running newspaper and trying to
please everybody.
A. colored preacher gave out the
following announcement: brothers
and sisters, next Sunday, the Lord
willing, there will be baptism in this
place, the candidates being four adults
i and three adulteresses.
Jones can't see why it isstelegraph-
ed all the way from England when
horse takes dose OF salts. Jones has
been reading of some racer taking the
EPSON Cup, probably.
''What's eggsthis morning." eggs,
OF COURSE says the dealer. "Well,"
says the customer. "I'in glad Of it,
for the lastI bought'of you!were all
chickens"
The mother tells the children to bid
their Uncle Fritz good by, as he is 60
ing to bathing resort to he gone
three months. Childreny in chorus:
"Why. mamma, is Uncle Fritz that
dirty"
Caesar. burned his bridges behind
him, and that is what the man did
who.sat down on a red-hot stove.
A Nebraska monument to horse
thief is simply stake at the head of
a grave aud sign reading, sit would
have been cheaper for him to go
afoot."
A Detroit man was astonished the
other day to find the telephone
could talk French. He said hathought
it was an English invention.
"What q COW she is for giving
milk" said Job Shuttle. ..'Yes, water
cow she is to be sure, and he smooth
ed the brass handle of the pump with
an affectionate hand.
A bachelor, upon reading that "two
lovers will sit up all night with one
chair in thee.room,", said it could not
be done nnless one of them sat on
the floor. Such ignorance is painful.
A man whose son was ill appealed
to DR. Antique. edo bring him out of
it,, doctor :; do break mp the fever
immediately, even if you charga as
muehias if he went through the whole
course of fevor.
A. bridal couple from Washoe VAL
ley, at breakfast at Reno, .conversed
as, follows: Ae-Shall i skin you
pertater, honey? Shi-No, thank you,
deary. ] nave QUE already skun.
I IIpnN a mndaak orauaafnna in Via.