Daily Republican., 1879-04-28
BREvITIES.
Sun rises 5.0A. Sun sets 6.5l.

The best thing out-0ut Of debt.
Cupping and leeching at III King st.
Thirsty men will soon catch at straws,
FERRIS BROTHERS, 1.-THE" Printers
Usage orange seed at Crippen's seed store
There was a young man of Rome.
Who stayed all the night from his home,
In the morning his fair
Just fixed up his hair
With broomstiok instead of comb.
Eight cents line Tor advertising In this
column.
A little signing, a little crying, little dy-
ing, and good deal OF lying is what an cid
bacnelor says is the signiication of the word
love.
Pain Seareheo tDr. simmsD is selling very
fast.
'That's my business ~ as the butcher said
to the dog who was killing his sheep.
A good toast-May your coffee and the Sian
der against you DO alike-without grounds.
Compare Walton & Brothers. price list with
others in our business.
The young lady who burst into tears has
been put together, and is now wearing hoops
| to prevent the recurrence Of the accident.
Yoa may distinguish a city man by two
| things-his trowsers and his gait. The first
never fit him, and he always walks as If he
were an hour behind time.
Epworth excursion to Collins Beash on the
'Th0mas Clyde" June 18th.
An old topper says that the two m ast precious
things in hoops are girls and kegs of whiskey.
To make your collars last-Maks your shirts
first.
They are the cause of the low price for ice.
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Because she is something to adore.
The man who csurted an investigation says
it Is net half so COED as counting an affection.
ate girl.
The place to get your pietares framed is at
McMOnagle's, N. w. corner Third and King
tSeautiiul weather." as the gentleman
mutton ON his plate.
Beware OF girls who seem very sweet. Deal
ers in candy are not always candid.
Get your umbrellas or parasols repaired OIL
covered at the Wilmington mandatory, cor
Fourth and Market streets.
He was Colonel and newspaper reporter
He loved = girl named Anna Bread. Thus be
rhymeth:
While bellies their lovely graces spread,
And fops around them futter,
I'll be content with Anna Bread,
| And won't nave any Dut her.
A ysung man who has tried 1t suggests thai
before you pop the question 1t is Just rs vel
to question the pop.
New caution notices required of cigar max
ers, printed by H. A. Roop, 2 W. Third st.
Laws are like all webs which catch small
flies, but wasps and hornets break through.
Wanted 1000 men with silk hats to be re,
modelled and finished in the latest Spring
styles, at E. KittelIs, AIS Market street.
A country editor comes to the conclusion
{ that there are two things that were made tC
be lost-sinners and umbrellas.
Boots and shoes halEsoled and heeled for 81
per pair. Other repairing at reasonable
rates. Joseph Ingram, 203 West Eighth st.
Kindness is slowed away in the heart like
rose leaves in a drawer, to sweeten every OBJ
ject around them.
Why does . person who is poorly lose his
sense of touch? Because hc d8n'tieel well.
Powell is selling shad both wholesale and
retail on his stall in the Third street market
and cleaning them ready for the pan or salt
ing down, at reasonable prices.
The day after washing day is one Of sac
irony.
The right man in the right place-A hus
ba nd at home in the evening.
The best tin roofing and spoutlng is done 0.
, Stradley, The best tin only used and all thu
work is superintended by him. Leave ORDER
at his tin store, No. 1O4 West Second street.
What description of fowl did Lord Elgin'
carriage resemble when he entered Pekn: A
coach in China.
MThe young lady who took the gentleman
lancy has returned it with thanks.
Notice to the public.-I will half-sele and
heel boots and shoes for 81 and other mending
in proportion, at s. W. corner ofSeventh and
Tatnall streets. John E. Bailey.
All kinds OF job printing neatly executed
at the REPUBLICAN, sffice at very reasonable
; prices.
The great centre fer hats, caps and furnish
ing goods is ut &. s. Humphreys, 2l6 Market
street. good silk hat for $780, A fne dress
shirt for IS cents. Straw hats l5, 20, 25 80 cts.
and upwards.
Quoth wise man to a youth one day;
''rel me your aim in lie, pray"
"a mighty general I'd be +"
Replied the youth, ambitiously.
Then quoth the stripping to the sage:
..Tell me ysur ain in your old age.'
Then said the sage. little tired:
"Aim? Oh ! l have no .Lim, I've fired"