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, 1879-03-11

iAcd as ucodorizer, and so successful nro tie
operations tiut no offensive smell Ia noticed
oven III {llc shcds where It IL mixed and STORED.
The compound Is highly valued by tim formers,
to wloht It Is sold " cargo or carload Mt re:
n,,uneratiyo =, prices London-in THIS world
age not only produced fertilizers,
but, also extracted oilt md grease. Paris Is,
psrhaps, in this respect inferior to no otlscr
place Ia tho arrangement Of It's concaa; but
Imagine what It wQilld be were their contonts
tourcd tntu tho Seine. Full descriptions OF
these systculs anil their workings would I'LL
volumes, md could not be attempted In the
limited space which yon may grant me III your
eo!,'nirs, nor do 1 think It necessary for the
sake OF nrEumcnt.
Hut. earnestly commend this subject Of
changing our sewer system to the consideration
Of the people. It will cost less to do 70 now
THAI ten or twenty ycars hence; md had Il
been started in that direction ten or twenty
years ago innny millions of dollars wpult
have been saycd. It Will not do for Chicago
to shirk ite task,-!thc bull, and a
lake, for 1!o community can afford to itartgnrl
the laws 0f nature, mud suilcr under the pun
1slimcnt that t. sure to follow. But when tho
sewage Is used Tor cntIching the aoilt making
agriculture moro prodtnbfe, then We shnll also
enjoy more halthy asrlosplcrc, with mn smell
from the river, no complaining nnd suffering
citizens along tic canal, md no danger OF pcs.
thence, sickness, aud death from cti1,taminated
Watcr-supplY. /. q. uALLpER0.
, 1879-03-11

snilu gold bnx, smaller than H,, :, -
1t bears the roat of nrns NJ t,imo ,a. OF Edinburs
rany!.!g this In n smaller box. ssoW. ni.n Accom-.
Is hidden the ollcn sral Of liz "h1 y. gold, IN wh
from lnyerno.a .l,cre IL W. WY.
metal, with thu lcucml, Hstnm,I, mI,'iMlsoms stir,
cd. Tic freedom OF thn r: "it,. fsa.t," in.cfIis
handsome velvet cylindrical co.a .s y sheatc IN
plnte With tho inscsi,tion. ~"''t aaFing sllr,,,
re yen: urant, ex.l'rekiJtnt or a..
ness, scotlAnt." "'o peop'o OF loys,.
:, a a handsome vol,!mc Of the life q, s,.,
ts. DSS. N, Ie beautifully Illuminated H.
~, ~tTs,satsa :; 81, 70 atrs. Gen. er,u, on
aon ot t!lo vts!t ot Gen. Nrant 10 s,a,tie n tie
ameffniatls Emily, augftcr. Of j. n519s1l nn5 y and
n ~ h.ary Mhateiey Mnson, Mirror ma n. Il. J4nta
A.. ALSO from Stratford-on-Ayon. th. t
suu c'tY r. represented bv tor 1 ~ tttseuon tn Of
"GGu %3l ma!o @ Oh "Sakapcarcfs tfcc.u u "'ube'rI
lIc trctti1m OF the CITY nf Iun,..
represented Iy thc "Afenu Of III" htea IVY! 4 only
uon nail4liet. Adsnisstun to tho f,c.ay NY o. Lou.
sly OF London Of Hon. Ulytssa sSe1Gm 4 Ht q ths
Friday June II, 1917 '' q. Grant o.
Ihe following arc tho seycral o,l,,.o,
,, a largo hook contains the " nGS.essses
~ .. ofnnt from the Ctan,her ~ s,s 10 Gta
Nemehatlc,oh+ryno." TlpA tl,lrssss ssonnefecai d
y uraiit, from the worl,inyn,cn' =, " ten u,
5csihuI md Durham, Ncwcant lc.on - ~ Nottau,o.
y, lS77." Address OF the rnrnor..tfhe, fhe, sept
inlnEham. Address Of the cosporstoon cositon g q BIZ
, 1879-03-11
ELI PERKINS.


"Can thing which has no life morap' asktd
Joseph Cook OF Ell Perkins.
"Of course they cau," replied ELL "Wby
last year saw watch spring, ropa W.lk 4
horse fly, q match box. peanut atand, mill
dam, an oyster fry, and cal fish; and thts
year." continued Ell, II expect to see peach
blow, Gin s1lng, brandy smash, and
"Anythlng morc, 3lr. perkius!"
"Why, yes, expect to acc q stone fence, q
can brake, nnd a bnnk run.'
"D!d you over soc q shoe Shop, q gum boiL Or
herr goldfish l,awlf' asked Mr.. Cook.
"No, but l'vo seen pink walk, hotse
whip, aal trco tocd: aud would not be sur-
prised somo day 500 tho eacns Atlantic coast,
tic Pacific slope, q tren boz, und-n
AS Mr.. Cook left, Ell told him that he bud
often seen very mysterious thlng,-that hehM
seen uniform smile.
"Why, I've Often seen sword Ash, n eaId slr,
Cook. "I've seen hogs skin boots too, and ones
saw some alllgator's hide shoes. Yes" ho
continued, "Mr. Perkins, hayc even beard The
bark Of trcc,-actunlly seen tho trre bark,
seen 1t hullcr and commence to leare. The trea
held on to its trunk, which they were trying to
seize for board<N
, 1879-03-11

!, A Copcnnacen correspondent writes that on
ilio occasion Of tho doparture Of ths Duke and
Duchess Of Cumberland, the Pfusstau Uoycrn-
mcrt touk measures to have; tho Duke accotn.
panied and watcl,cl by drtestive officers fruln
hls landing a Lubcyk tlll tts arrival On ian
territory. Tho Duke at onto tetegrapEed to
London to call upon tho Government to reuo1,-
strsto with t'lc Court Ut Bvrlia agains. t.,u H.
dignity OF treating Prince Of The English Koyal
family and tho sister Of the Princess Of Waies
!lko runway fclo'ls. It was only In consa-
9ucnce ol strong representations mads by tho
British Ambassador Ut ucrlln Lllat orders Wpf0
given to allow the Duke and Duchess to pro-
ceed Without having giard Of potru sples IT.
tachcd 10 lhelr suite. Tho Incident illustrates
!he sxtrenio nervousness IND irrltablllty OF the
thu uex!y-fosmed lnatrlnoptat alliance,
, 1879-03-11


Tho presonts OF which Gen. Grant has been
mado tho reciptent at iifteront points OF tho
circle hc has beca swinging round Of late arc at
tractsng much attention At tho Loan Exhibition,
where they arc On View, ~ seen through glass
case. The articles arc certaiuly OF such pa-
turu nud valua as to serve as strong reminders
to tho General, When ho gets old, that Ao vas
onco great. The scvrsn! tokens Of the freedom
Ut different largo clties Of drcat britain ex-
tonocl to the trayelcrarc especially llalsoI1r,
ille collection consists chletly Of these md ad-
dresscs by 1ilie1eAt persons nnl bodiea. Tho
freedom Of EdinbMFg Ia offered In ta1g1bIs form
by solid sil.vr box, beautifully chased. IEo
box Is about 4x813 tuchcs In size. On the lid
arc tue coats-oi-arms OF Scotland and the UutteI
States st1s BY siie, With tho Goddess OF Liberty
III strong relief between.
Tl!e diploma Of bureh of Ayux, With seal, Is
seal.
Tie present from the City Of Geneva /. two
lIaad.omr 9sonzu medals bearing tue taces Of
LtneolA und Gr4at, in relief.
Ila token Ut the freedom Of Glasgow u O
, 1879-03-11


A Indy In the street met little gtr1 between
and years old, evidently lost, ard crying Bit
tcrly. The lady took tile baby's l,anl und asked
where sho was going. ........
"Down to find my papa" WAS the sobblps n.
'Wlat Is your papa's namel " asked the lady.
"llls namc Is papu.h
"But what is Ills other na1ue1 What dosa
your mamma call hinf" .
''ale calls him papa" persisted tho ltlls
creature.
Tic Indy then tried to lead her along, soyns
ssYou had better como with INC. lEuess you
cane this wayr'
ayes, but don't want to 80 l'ack. 1wnnt TO
find luY papa,h replied the little girl, cry!nE
ufrcati ua II her heart would break.
"What do you want Of your papal" asked tas
lady.
'fl wnnt to kiss him.
Just at this ttlue sister Of the child, Who bad
been scaruhing for her, catne along aud took
possession Of tic little runaway. From inquiry
1t appeared that tho little ones p,pa, wloM rug
was SO earnestly scekng, had rece'lt|y died az
she, tired OF waiting for blu, to cumc home, bad
gone out to find lttl.
, 1879-03-11
CHICAGO SEWERS.
Shal1 tho Evil Ito Permitted to Grow Until
Pestflonce Ovcrtakes us?
To tAe Editor Of INe Iftbunt

o""A tao a4s'l 'o 1ermitten 10 1roW Until
reatllonso ovcrtakes Us?
CHICAGO, March 10.-The human mind tray
cls for tho mnst nort IN thc rroovn, - los
sort,,n,, h. ,ahit ~ ,,,.,,t,,s. H., .'as
1oAueu ~ Aau'I, ,'o' neco'ne u'" oahHef aaeau
until Inc lncv!taolo catastrophe. lIke an ABhta-
buln d(sastcr, III mcrcllcss manner publishes
for the neglect Very few we)l.fbformrit ncon,o
t,cnv tho navon,oros ~ 4lo ,,o,rIo .,,...s,, e.
1.,. a w., a".a y. .t.1 "..'I afseeu aor
"clGut ''nu NatasuFo' noF tlc aeslsaolcAcas OF
pho,lotlc spelling, md yet tho average mind
clings TO tho old With q tvuactty that wou1d hc
heroic wcro IL mt cxncnde,t m rnI.ta1ecn ifca,
f. nv ,ot,o. ~ T,'n T.,r~,,, As 81, 'ns''. "e
:" NY .et1se so 4nI lhibrAa oi ECU 20 l
p0tntcl out the oVlLs attending tlle Chicago
sewage, either in forcing It out Into the lakc aud
thus poison the watet.s,pplv, or down tia rnnnl
md Illinois River. w1crchv wc ,o hnrn, ~ n~r
nesHhbors. and suggested That tho sewage
should hc transferred to tho pralrles, dcodor-
lzeu, and used ~ fertilizers,
Tint The Chicago River should l.ayo been
cart Of tlo eity Ii must ,!cplorablu s s.nte M @ Of
affairs, Most OF our yooI Citizens bayo ut timrs
upproached or crossed the river BRANCHES with
se'a'o''' napptesse" o'eat''. a.ll WIN note OF
interrogation III their hices-Why shall VIC suffer
tllss abouuation7 And this canuot bc rcmcalcd
~; ~ f. ',,a.,,. ta ,,..'.. ...to NV 'aNs'
md ti,., ryIs n,tnn1l", nnii,tion ~ ,ss ~, h.u"eu'
aMnnw ~" tnn mr." ~ i,iM,t ~ .'u MnleI.
exnrr}mcnts Tlera 7. ~ m,n,sh,n.nt frrths5 ~ ~
Wiz wlijIIv tnS Or enuur"r ,h ife ,o' t .noss ,i'a
frIInw hrn,s nmi sti vi5;nsoin ,rJas ~ W.. t.,
nnisou;nr ar n w.tcr ar. nat ,,n,v !,ras,,,n
vorrcst,1 "" IN % "ins mtsa IT. H., ~. ~ @oy ntaeeea
WI" tn~ H., ncon fnr T., J
i 'narEind thoroughly understood sho laws
r. i,cvn % ~" .,",.lp ,l.at a.'nss .!h tns1e
,v i, r,rn ,x"tfon ,,", ,.''i ' usGMso s
, 1879-03-11
FROM PARIS, NORTH.

ehs rrtf,n -, a,
ua"m .,,, ~ i,,. w., .s,,'as s.u.s .s .. lne
.a ~,,,, "u ~. ~" a.' !!ou u'I NOUN o.
G,, ~ ,r'1a,, ra.,as M "us' .'I unvcte'ty
- s;s,,.,,5 ~ .i'e o'u t.see ~
~. ~ a,,a 1,a,,a ,'a..a', :. 49, ~ "sso ua's",
~, H. .ssn', @ .a,s, a ~, ~ 'no 1'sne ana
-. " s =. ~ W.. ~ .'"s, au "ioa', un't''
AaVn.s coH'pc'!eu IL 70 10 service lor Doth trade
nnd delcnbe within thcir boundaries, they allow
It to resume its monotono1s way beyond. Rich
NJ rrowtb Il, t,,es. iaya ~ thc con, a,,,,,
~! .,a,,' - t y. ts eon'"ctcsa' st''n-
ulus' A1o'neF st seuolaes' hrsssts. warriors, ono
f!nds many noted names among thosu who
scaiIrer, Gomar, Gro,ius. Yoert,oyo: many m
.s.,st .inSas.n a..t ~ ..'.,,a .'A's u"
"',.o1 Hea,lea his1 o. .ane Withln hef walls,
-kembranut' Jan stccn, Van MIcrls, Joris Ven
those walls 10 ind Il; and tho Burromastrr
VIM der WcrfY. ,nr, othcr ,,n,,o,,oa tEn,,a.'',.
s"a ae' "e''s, a''a a o.net @uia1'ca tno"sahas
OF nef sons a''si aauehteFs' fought Tor and de-
fcllled Acr III l.cr heroic nge.
In tho southWcstcrly mart Gf thc cErv or1
np,rt from It's h,.tIc nnd iu,r,.,j,, .t",,,,. 49,
,,a..a,,a ,T..,,,s.,.- ot@'''o .As
seneiauis oul'e,s't!, eoou' wa'en Orc clustered
IT. S y by am sa t1s s0o mesax hasa0u MN ~
the terrible siege by the Bpaniur1s md Az n
r.cov,,on ~ ,at groos I'D u,,sa"a.t.,, ,at .u as
:. -, .. A.a ue'e"se,
~ ses".N ~ ''"y 49, HA~AEeoS os~s VI Ac"snlHR III
lollau1, and one Of the most important III El,-
rome. We entered. in vacntion, nn,t drIf,cd
thr,urh ,l,c o,f,t ,,,rtd,re ~, IT, ,~,,, .s.e
s,.s. NA. .I"'.' ..'|y1', w '"o "u"-"oiu
staircase, An! stood ~thsh Inc cxasnIt'ntton-hall
Itself, wttl, tic spcctaclcl eyes Of every Pro-
fcssor Of that University. from BcnIjgcr down,
stnrlmr Mt us from nut ,helr cnnv,sca -,hnrn
were i'm lnfIirs Il, mir norty. IL" thnvbt -
iii. intriIsrfs fhet hnl hc.r n,trE craa ,,,i, ~
al,cltrri,ur fostarinr rnnf ~ MIR Noit GaG III
smith. l,l,l Fitl,llmr' nni ohn Eycvn o,n,r,r
them. anil fanced tic ycry nusty air to he illletl
With urotopuscllc poctry u,Itl intuitesncr. The
sr,ni. ..ir,,lnr tn,r nt wn,"' ,tssn t,,ar,t t,,u ~
nf i,rnss..,rs snt nnu ,srtmi~ c,,aS,i1nmt no
.,rcnnllv ,loyr,t lin itt,a a1uhnr -, ~, T.
inf.r,,n nv"w wnIrt s",t," tp,,,,h"fmt s..t... LIP
whiic wotfimr fnr ti,a v"r.;;,'t i,ae, ,ruItt'
i Tn.eja,s '.a rn.r,,-,, ,s .G,..' @ = ','
roaiad us n,Smv oit,nr d"rcr. a,,L tti,,st
wnru here mi ,hnre ,,nnn th 1'tuns i'ars'
wllIta willis My hnmtis n"w rcsti"., f,s.,,, fa,u
hst, wnrl: md l1avmnr ,vd"n, y.srsns ttnt' n
"tntinm If, fnvor ~ thn r1t " ~. as.i. " us
tIis anil much nr, xrr, .hsr,,n H., ',,,r
imrs ;rr"ysr,,t sarts md va so,,rI;t ~, S';,
ur viii, tuoru srrious fav"s. 9'S''* '''' i'eS"
passi,,,. mi Inn III, i.ri1ht ep,t,o,t ~. ,,.,
wifi su.,In relief tnwartI ttr n1tantc inr'to,' ~,
eIra,,rn to ,y Ia at iI,s Ir.d - ,h .,a,'r. ss
With tha t1wrrst," fr.,,. y, "v ~ Snst mH'~
1nnn,,crints n,,f nnif hnint y, H.. ~ M % Mssn "
hcntrnnn ,r,. ,ir"a,',. tan',n .a' ~ u ,uscsnl ~
u]"n.,,s. s.s.,.s Ia, ,e ,na ~ w., assu
trnu ,.ot,, - .,o !'. .., ~ ~, nSs an 1nNsin
ri tt.. ,unst intsit III ,t .!t..t. ~ 49, ~ o"a
, 1879-03-11

room. expected something from TINT charge
10 , clear ny mental sky, eus wns dsanps!ntct'.
friendly, contldcnttai manner which prom.
from the nature Of tbo evidence We
deemed the ground IN dispute belonged to
tavor; but II, on the contrary, we deemed from
Tho natnro Of the evidence thnt It belonged to
Tie defendant, ,fe must return n verdict for
tic dcicndant.n Veil, knew. all ths b.
would have ttono me more acrvico by informing
the
WHICH WAS THE PLAINTIFF.
All this mny seem very Improbable In thcao
days of legal rcrspicuity md dtrcctness; but II
you had suddenly been matched from years Of
pair Of bEoahcloth pants did duty Tor every in.
'iabltant IN llIs tntre1uent visits to town. or
when sent up rs delegate to County Conven.
s item TSud o 0wr yos snsny skfSa Sya up b.sh "s%
quite clear as to p1nintlT nitE defendant
went with the rest Into the 1ury-room. I
felt liko fool, an idiot, ind a criminal I knew
haan't n = Tue shadow o. au opnton Or eonc!.t-
wise mt! capable Jurors. dreaded The moment
whcn should be Obliged to rnveal n,y nttrr IT,
norancc nnl tucapacity rs Juror. It never
came. i began soon 10 dawn upon inc That
thrce-fourths Of my companions wero no wiser
than mync'f: wns relieved. ignorance loves
company. So soon ~ tho door was locked on
us there was silence. md that peculiar silence
WHICH arpues tiat everybody wns waiting for
somebody clsc to spcnk ttst. There wcrc no
chairs or Benches. Il helps jurors to pcrstlcut-
y Af1u hnstena Scrd1cta to mako tury-roon,s As
uncomfortable as possible. Jonnh first broke
inc ICE. He captureTa IN old blanket l!lnE on
tho floor, wrapped himself up III II, laid down,
mud said, "Gentlcnlc1l. when you've nude up
your verdict call me-" Jonah ras votcsan
1uryman.. tie WAS also gambler. lie is now
- ~ ~, Ga.usu1 e.a.e t!lson lor Etage loooesS
os.>a 49,. w. ...us ~ .asn "s.e. ">'
eoHfEessu oo' cohMoa bE"1LpEhlEST.
bnt we ilad Two capahlo 1urymsn. They pro-
Icssed 70 unucrstal.d t'le case: IAey TOOK op-
posing sides. 1heJ Imported Into tho jury
foom tNc ahtaaon'sttc haFang'ics Of the lawyers.
We d'dn't kn9W Whnt to ao. So wo gradually
look sucs with Tug two leaders, Meantime
Jonah slept peacefully. Wcagrcc1 to dssnRrcc.
we Sent out word so that effect. II was satur.
uay nlghf. Judge CFczmcr sent back nottce
that Wo must agree or stay out over Sunday.
Some tImetn tic morning tho last man was
convinced, Jonah Was awakened, and wc nCrccd
and were let out. Sonora at TINT hour wns
still agloW with lights anu lively with the rnttle
ot tile keno boz. don't remember whether
the verdict was ior plaintiff or uciendant. 1t
mattcreu not. Both claims were then paying
well, anti everybody Knew That, i1 my event, TIC
Gasc G. would 60 to the supreme Court, y 1t did.
Ilic lllc OF sonora was involved in the per-
petiation Of thc great case. Sonora then
showed tue surprised strnngcs. expecting to SEQ
oniy packWoous Eroggerles, turkey cnrpetcd
saloons, h1lng viii great mirrors, fancy glass
, 1879-03-11
DREV11'f,
I4Ia tALG.t.s

-IS" lVFA lfUjff.
Tho King Of Zulu.lund IL said IN has,
y addressed note 70 British officer IN >sus saa't
Africa as follows: "Ezcollcucy-FIr,t csrs ~ SUM
missionary; next tho Consul; row tls .s . us
cctywayo." This brief letter recall. ANN. nm .nI
speechcs and curt correspondence pIu1 ~bsh hsho,t
doubtless hc delightful rcadlng n ,he,. t ~ Sl4
OF long latangucs at Albany a,.l }y,,htn...'s' ..'s'
A Western Judge, once upon tint ,Sd.s.sa, Sdou:
the Grand Jury in thcso words: nG7nt1ss.sssas
Tl,o weather is extremely hot; / an voss .,,t
YOU know yoiir dutr,-porform Iii Sno,mai uIai
American Judge onco interyeued in an iI9s.t oiS n!
Y t.o lawycrs laH!s. that certaa cass u's!s s.s
ssoat ( d ia '' siSss o.', s; !;
HIoe,n9or," saId tho plaintif1's g. eouns.j ne.f
1vor the money; "cnll tllo ne1s csse" "1'as II
for couple Of days 10 the arguments Of iSe5"sa eoun
self ns to thu construction Of an act, and an.iT
observed, rhcn they were done: HNtoths.!!
that net was repealed year ago" Oar O5, moro,
Ing woman was shown into DR.. Abetuctby.
room. Before hc could speak slc barred 6.s ;
panior fs ,asSE, nrs aY sa cs'a pontso .ah
arin, and said: Better" "Continue IN tha
she ca1no agatn; then sho said: "WeiI Yont S
fco" *Not1ltng," said the great pbYstejsn.
.lyou ate the most sensible woman erer san.a
Lord berkeley, Wishing to 99ppr!se tbs Duks Of
Dorset: have just boon married., and am ina
hnppiest cog alive. Berkeley" Tho an,s.,
cams! "DGar Berkeley: Every dog has ii,
duy, Dorset" The cdltor OF q Chicago News.
paDer, wanting tho detnils Of terrible lnupda.
tion Ia Connecticut, tclcgraptlcd 10 a core.
OF the flood" Tho reply came quickly: "You
will lind them In Genesls.n
, 1879-03-11
QUIpS.
IVt11 thu D1o{f1a aIopuj

VIII tho Pacific elopel
King Cctonayo's song: ~ Ka0lr nobody. no
not |, aMl nobody Kaillrs me-"
Tho game the British played was, beads Wln'
tails zulus.-Detroa Free l'ress.
lid tho man who Rhode Island ride straddie'
1t wouldn't take much Of q stride to stFaou"
thut State.
There wouldn't tlaye bean any milk in inc
coconnut II .semc OF cur dairymcn had lad INC
original construction Of 1t.
Tho Fscnrh are ncqu!rlng mora stab'd eo''
ernInent every year. Paris alone c0asu~s"
1l,ai0 horses for food last year.
Joaquin Miller declares that hc longs e. q Is!afa M m
to the woods; md let us hope tlat ~ n W H.. :"
bsfore tho game laws arc III lorcc aca!n'-1"@'
burg Telegraph.
Gladstone has been presented with silsef Es
1lntctlct This 1lacss HIN unduf all awkHara ~,
sponsbiiity Ior the future. ito cannot lel' ''''
-Harvars Lan1pooh.
1t Ia suspected ts,at were Poo stu sllse' s ~
would rcnder his most ecls1ra!e4 poem ~ M. a
the refrain should read: "sala Inc fafen' -'''
er-that Is, hardly cversuore."
A little follow of O years, at the So4la : Ehu, ~,
told one OF dis older brothers that be u .sr ~
Ing to always tell the truth, nut theh .nc "
won't lavo to 70 to school. on Ills o'ftao4f'
Boston Journal.
An lris!, Quaker was recently replied 70 ,x,, uys
Indy listener, The Quaker was r1claruT,33 arT,'"3
against agitation. The lady Respondent Witt.
good 10 tile world was aver done "ltlous .,imtt pE
ttoAl We cauuut even make bltlef "''"'@'
IT,"
"Ah, yes," said Mrs. partlngton sono i 5vI ,ho
ago on tie I'd OF February, NJ she "aseHsn Is
military pass by, "Ah, yes, Mgsn'''vt ~ iSsntic.
Icad md tle worst OF 1t Is that lls nahe!v le.n
pIcco don't seen, 10 have fallen on ah3 1''A
now i!vjng.' ,. od
Whom Lord B. died pafson tuss ,risoJs, ~
mup who wss ous Of his most tnt'nlale "!s Errry
fle wa. pale, confused, and aTe-ttr1eEent t ',tu.
ono was trying to coHsolu MN, ". = .ct tns
"Ats loss,a 10 exclaimed, tdDcs ~. Hu1 1Wnu4
30 much u his horrible luEratltooe,,, ,,,n auI.
YOU believe 1T la died without lGafi.S SI.,,h htu,
Thug III lis WILL who hAyo d,osa ~ ,b,rIf
at lis puu house thrcu tiults week ''' '"
years!". ,no,. of
A toacl.cr Ia ono Of the puei!'e p!,sr Hay st tie
Massachusetts was staTtica W. ~. Mia felloR.
uus,Ycr shu got from, QUE Mi.us ~ - an usttf:b,
On the blackboard was tho picture y; o.;;rsnsth aud
allu tue TEACHER dcscFl0ct its Eita. wa. thu
power Of endurance, closing ey saJ'!,d ride. ~
ouiy bird upon which 1hai eu1,H .hs,,. "Mclb
Know another" spoke up q liet!e emaarptnrlT tho
WAat ia tt" "a lark" uhsaspe @ nro5s that,
teuchcr uyken allow ca,l y9a aia phSi ii,c tpy,
johnnTt'' "All know about p" sa,u ~. istlef's
lis tlat mother every l!ttle WING a;s sn hs lookA
of on lark, Anl wllcu be coales u's'S
Is II Ae had Iode awful last"
, 1879-03-11

". Jennie staht1n, tie now lecturer, wus dis
coursIng at : iIyuiy rata ln Bellsion The other
n.'ght, wbou up rose tall aontletnap, who said
he was married, and nc thought for hls part that
Womcn had nauy more rsehts than they de-
served. VERY truo, sFl" aaId Dr. Jennie
apltelully uiiit II YOU are olle Of lsa rights III
question / have na douIt your wfo lias 1t least
one thut she wnusd like to yet lid of for uoth-
tng," " Dttya' 'pn" said tl,e tail Reuk!e,nan
seutcntiouslY. tthkkz exhausted !uto bis seat.
, 1879-03-11

Robert McCune Was arrested for strcct-bec
cling, and brought up III the Police Court ycster
day for trla].
"McCunc, where do you hatt froma'
"From St. Louis, your Honor"
"You have good c1othcs-your pants arc
ocrhaps, too tight to bo in tho ecYerest style
but, aside from your nose, you havo quito q
respectable appearance ! am very much sur
prIsed that gentleman OF your cloth should
be arrested for atrcet-bcgging."
"No more than was I, your Honor. I cx.
plalned 10 the officer that hc was hcaplns gtoat
in1ignity upon worthy tpat. So fur from
strsSt.bfaGoG yoqs, 11loa;1r' W. scattering
"Ttic officer tcstiiics he saw you asking aims
Of eyesy 1nan. woman, mud child you metz
~ admit TINT appearances ara against me,
md ! request word Or two to e1pla!n.''
hBe good enough to cut II short"
~ nll q gentleman Of vast wealth, and II wns
simply to huMor "hm OF mine that asked
aims. II the officer had obsoryctl Mo closely 10
would have seen that took The number and
street Of every person who gayo Inc ANYTHING,
fold tomorrow. For illstance, II q child gayo
nc dime, The little creature would bc sur
priacd to-1norrow morning. perhaps before
breakfast, With 800 done up In Il neat package,
and tied with blue string, Ally object Is to
seek out tho tr,lo as,ti uoble ind reward them
to encourage Tie good n,ltl beautiful, can't do
this if am to BE- arrested and Dragged through
ii" Il ' |obert A,cc"s eG MG tie htlouthropt,tl
Mover was hero In my life: sir; never"
"OAicer Jones, do You know thIs n,anf''
~ arrested him about six weeks ago for
svsnc aid I tooS him p' 10 . I'll GSIrat
You sent him out for tlslrty days.n
Ine1cr stolo ham in ny llils: bought ear