, 1879-03-18

George Macdonald, tho Scotch novelist, ia
iuIts]y.
We do not holiovo Mr.. Murphy dare carry
ne tel ribbon through Hungary.
The walking 1nntch in Now York gives
~ 10 the talking match In Washington.
LII. Edison still uses gas; and good doal
si IT, We fear, In talking about bis electric light.
Darwin in ovor 20, aud he acema to bo n
psnonal Illustration Of tho survival Of tho attcst
The matt who wrote anonymous notcs to
ClAta Norris fnls that The Gst is ul5ght1er thuu
tht pen.
Her Majcsty'a Opora Company will doubt
In embark On II. II. 8. plnhfcro when 1t leayes
England.
There is no sleeping in Dr.. Fulton'a
church when hc preatpcs. There's no congrsga-
Ion to sleep.
Archbishop Purcell couldn't havo beon
moro completely cleaned out had he been Man
hattan Bank.
The iro-Aond hns given Kato Cloxton such
sHlde berth lately that sho nightly prays for ta.
nond-thieycs,
Wlitolaw Reid is also snying "Go wost,
1oung man, but hc can never DO q bigger man
nin Horace Gteciey.
Sammy Tildon was once nico littlo Sun
lJ'tehoo1 scholar. and nobody thought then that
tewo1ld grow up to bo Democrat,
Her Majesty's Opcrn Company snils for
louo on tho eth o! April, and there will bo no
aors delay in crushing cut tho zulus fnroyer
Gen. Burnside nscd TO bo tailor, but ho
isr,sctca bis business, and stcp by stop be went
iaNa until hs landed in tho united Statcs Scpntu,
An Omaha man Taught his horse to climb
tpar Of stass, and In return tho horso taught tho
Isa to climb tho golden stairs by kicking him 10
talh.
Aboy in Indiann said "Good night, my
hflng mn" went to bed, md woke IN dcat and
sumh Boys will tako warning, and say, VIA ia.
iMgal"
MIRO Itoze says: "1 was char1uod will,
hseu]turo and refinement Of the Cincinnati rnu-
de.iorlng people, aud the hearty kindness OF tho
chlc2goahB.h
Mr. Donny Kearney has boon 70 enraced
.1ss sInco tho veto OF tho Chinese bill that lie Ia
Ilunst seady to call tho Capital Of h's country
Elshce.town.
4 Boalon man and ILLS wifo aro going to
all round the world In boat thirteen foet long.
boat 10 small "a that, we think, will scarcely
i1re them fighting room.
Alexander Mcclure, of Tho philadelphia
11Hts, and David a. Wells, the s1at!sttctau AMI
Political economist, aro wldowe1s, but both will
lho'tlE 10 married again.
James Gordon Bonnott announces posi-
aTtiS Tint ho will nat 70 to tho North Pole. We
fappoae, however, thai tho North Pole will bear
'p' even under this disappointment.
uur last words to tho Duke wc1e: ssI3o
efm OH 10Y. Don't let your vito make you not
II Il
"'s Sou wl always have to do IT,"
Ap Eastern publisher has inst issued q
soof entitled "1ohn; or, Our Chinese Relations
u',. u.s. Aa7o no Chinese relations. and 50 sny our
'a'e''. and cur cousins. aud our aunts.
Tho peanut-growors Of Eastern North
uto'na hnva just hold a convention, Thoy
.s.sa haso nominated that ardent admlrcr OF tho
F'ao'' 'eosge Francis Train, for tho Presidency.
Aoceut discoveries of mounds show tllat
sa'@oand.buidos was au Ohio man, and 1t Ia lc.
as'sa That Democratic Administration aud q
"seieaucnt abeeuse OF Offices caused bim to d!sao.
Tsf from tho caEth
aames Collier, the Shakaponrean scholar,
-. ~ aaneoTcrcd pay which he believes was writ.
sas w. IN part al least, oy Shakespeare. wo shalt
"e'o'' VI Dion Houclcault.
,ho hing of Hollands ox-mistross, En,elio
r.., aof', otherwise tho Comtesse d'Ambo!sq, who
,.' .as 0Qt IN Indifferent succoss In opera in In.
'ssaa and France. IL about to be married to a
'''3eamau, II. do lcauplau.
x'. ssson'e bonaparto, grand.nophow Of No.
r,.s, .oI, long resident Of baltimore, aud prac.
nwycs thosa, ia struggling to avoid thu pnst.
sn., ot th!ted States District Judge; hut tie ala
aa 10 take Ii, '' ''"' .s'0ps'
,..'n lawn ]. Bartlett, son Of DR.. Bartlett,
sssnt rs.ss Of Dartmouth College, haa been On.
h,ns.,. assistant. Professor OF chemlstry III that
a Ia4'.oh. h. Tho Professor OF Chpn,istry IL yrsy
T.,sl sal fcoblc, and young Mr. Nastlost will dis
,nI' u'oat Of tho duties Of thu Ehair with tho
ot tho succession, Ths Dastinsts wers Tor
n,,s s " chtcago, the President having nsou tor
hi! !esfs Professor in tho Chicago Theological