Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-09-25
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: a Ju'gc'S position is IL trying one.
: A corn on TIE ear is worth two on tl.t
I toe.
What a lonesome hcme without children
or flies.
You can tell a Young man riisine Il
mousIaclie as tuzZ you can see
There is II wile difference between
printing" Il Kiss and publishing it.
Tie most treaciprous memory in the
world belongs TO IL youn. man WFlh a new
watch.
The funniest river in New England is
said to be the Wlliam-aniic. Its Jokes are
current ones.
A wag Hfo had lent minister a horse
tliat Had run away aud thrown the CLERGY
man, claimed credit for spreading the ous-
pei.
''PIinc;pcs. not men," is what act,,atcs
Il Chinese waShee NAN 10 p,,,lrse tl, shirt
OF Il State Senator into the same tub with
Il lihorer's socks.
How mems t's:es differ. One dropped
into his seat at the restaurant and uu :
injured "iiot wetier,' and his 1eiyl.bor
said told muttou.'
a certain Congressman boasts that he is
Il ''sell-mlde nan." Those who know
him best say he never did undertake To-
make anything without bolc'lng it.
Although kings may possess almost as
much virtue and sobrieiy as newsiapcr
men. yet we cannot let this provi,!ential
opporcnity pass without stating that they
are total req.
In New York il is one north IN prison
and $50 fine to attempt TO kiss il lady and
iaif Out here we kiss EN- for nothing,
but we don't go tooliny round the wrong
Tines.
New York doctor says that men tatcli
cold through tlei" ankles but the Chicago
Tibums thinks they woill no, If ti!ev
looked after tiicir own rs grxious!y us
they look after Il pretty "ill's.
A man who was following his wi!e's
'ielrS". and was somewhat corpnirnt,
::ille'! ont to the coachman, Drive Little
slower, Johnny. you neel rot e in such y
hurry. Why should we make Il toll of a
pltaslre?"
An editor having read in another paper
hat there Is q tobacco which. if Il mn
smokes or cl.eWs it. will make him forsct
MAT he owes dollar in the world" inno-
tnily ,uncl'idrs that many OF his sub
'cribers have been furnished " ith the arli-
.le.
The relationship of man and wOinafr
n rainy weather. according to the Albany
oulnat. is easily discovered. II they ar,
overs the woman will have all the umbrei-
Il. and the man Won't care Il iiy how wet
le gets. But if they are married its just
he opposite.
"MolIIer. l should not be surprised if
''ir Susan got cl.oked some day why,
ny son:'' ''becasSe hei lIeatl twisted his
ri:i aronntl her neck the other niyaf. AMI
she had not kissed him he would have
tr;in"ied her; besides. mother. lie sifs hy
er. and whispers to her, and hugs h T."
The following testimonial OF certain
atrnt medicine man speaks tor Itself:
Dear Sir - Two months ago my wife
oul'l scarcely speak. She has taken two
oltles OF your Lite RcneNer.' and now
he cant speak at all. Please send me two
otiles more. wouldn't he witioiii it,
Mr.. Eled>oe. late returnin. from We
''lye. in merrie plight, waktd ye still
yght with tell aarines ana rude. and cr,,t
i'm his house into We open Window li4io'
1d. Seeking for II clair to reach. his way
ng niti''s rev simmer fonnet sat upon.
u! Eeaye and with certain haInies there
}. Loud skrieked the hr,yc inyre. but
ictlsoe. he with well attempted cheerful
SIS. lis voice ttPEtted. and with whatever
usicke that mote be that man on lody..-
'ght most do warhle with. Pm sitiin.
| the style. Mory" Loud Often he. hut
e. Ernenting her ,Iiluckie plight. wept
nd. and yet the w!yles she wayll the
ore he did rtjoyce.-B Burlington Hapk-
E.