The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-12

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"A rather amusing saOsy u told u
Busch. He - nov On . tour out Wese
and cane IN . very barren track of ssosnd
A he lo"ked . ter ,rsckled dovn hiu
cheeE ana be remarked u his irieeA
"Wh & IN <.ss llrns place; 20 delightful
aud quiet n.a ,hisg stirring. Il l. the
""'y thing I've sern At ill like hone risrs
! left J,d-r-." City,
The Lisl.s~s Dsins reschexl By the NET
curry yrs'esslay 90 lO2 in The sh.ai~. -
BAzDO.
A. Ss.!alis hes l,r~m shr1vn into the
shade u,G~s e,,npirs~Iy aud .iissamcesl by
JrsJersom City in the r.ce fos psrssivr. sls
viii he able Ia eOsse<s~ iOs everything in
the shaale hereafter. Tlxs<.
All! Sss ai"Iy. S--i~lisns ait in the
.hs''e. give ,h~ir m""sy. sni laugh i. their
Sieve 81 the -l''"rx.- m,.i~ BY J-6.. The
MARROW gauge will he buils n"W ~ quick
y"W'll never know What hurt.
The HAM r~Sssster h1s sWsnisL Oml
two shirts .a.l thsr~ collars in IN sil,ss Ia
uWeasih an item -BAzUO
Been digging in the ,-otsoas Of Q veil fos
0e.~. = p
$40 lily 7libs.e.
Yes. Di,lnt know hu, that "P.ncilrsssr
hssi got ls.s. SsiH oa the hm.s. Shoul.i
ve ms"ax. Ia snake . rsi-e," shalt fos.
gard il Ly rxpsess, home. &. q. ID.
The vaiesneloa days have eosse,
The hsPs'ieas pf the year;
Thsonxs O~ the Gu, lAs,"s.~ .,i an.i eat,
And Eri" fsDm ear tn enr.- Louder
The water "~lpn days have coa,~,
The ss.i.is-i Of the week,
The Ls"hr. i,..lis its in.isl~s tight
LA's.i hos IL y~il- asd squeak.
There sr~ 10 100 unmarried women in
MAssschn.s.'ts. am.i vet ssys the PaiilS.svl.
phis Hsruhd Ecu. Batter still resssaisus 4
~ido~er.
Nahing whatever s.t..ni-hiny in ,hss.
R-n. u To" busy j"-, ""v trying To ind .,s
the currrnry {" Try his hand on any thing
else.
-Imm~nse amount Il old c0sn csm,n.
into iOvs 'his- SEEK ss6 No~lsr Ge~
Indeed We .ivsy. ,l."uxhi your. vas
= Iac.I "i.,io" town. What. old eosu
good for sAc~ps i,s juier?
-L.st Sunday. Barn vss stuaaer. -
kssS NoAr Cen.
Well, y~; Sundays RAA,O usually
csnsra the local p..~r. a. op~a ,he,r eyer
in vossler.
-lts 70 funny for some iOlks To ss,~nsl
church in 81. Clair couniy that the Os~~.ls
San gives them . notice when they do.
"A poem c''m~eners: "Unisr the oil
lows BE-. lying"
He mu~. br nee kiml IL irsk,v. M.ns
folks do"'i 81 Ia the vill"v.-lh-y jus, It'll
all their lies Ia their wives.
The Swesst., Sl~ing IL sii Swses
Spsines il the Young i.dy wh" clear. the
top rail Of i've iuos r,iI frmc~ II one hound.
1T gave ~ grrs, pl-.-ur y day CT two
aimee to read long article entitled, The
Time tn Study" In our op,nioa, the time
TO study il when your partner has e.: b,sh
b0ven and nee.
Three of our r~lisiossly dispnsed sirla
having NET together, es,Ucl'.ied IN pray los
the welfare of their hsvers: bat The g. ne
hsd mat ROee vssy lar sloag in h~s prtiIioa
when ie w.s discovered that they vese oil
engaeed 10 the ssue man. The selisimss
eesvicss were as Once esmiasled.-Cbts~bss
NsassnsaR.
Bot family coaveaiios Of big hru,h~ss
took up the service. asd that osa "a. l,ss
sess going over the AlI~sh.ni.~ On hi. cay
70 Essopr.
The fsnssic oh, edits the Tsnpess.x
Bs9I< and Sasskasd, NJ Savannah vsli plr.ss
quote ils~ Gss,.ne esssncsiy. Os MAJ \ al.
We called h'~ sm -. NOT ssuls.-!& Jes
Gassae.
Whesssi the mule look over The irns~ ssd
h's lower lip v,ss On The gr"unj With he.
light.
@-Oh. Why should the .p;rit oi .oss.l hs
proud p
Dnoso. ""'es his h"ase voa fasi u...s~y.
-U"essy Ives the heal that tells x.-,.i
many u then.
AID useaey Lies The heal that's full al
'em.
"A fat old woman dnpps,i half dollar
lhsoaxh crack is Peal river bridge, o.
Ohio street. yesterday. mud .esrly heat .
hoy 10 death bsiose she foaad ous - ~
Is,O big 10 % ihsossyh the crack after il.
"A 6ev yesn ago sosss 6rllov Sid, "Sl
Peter left the gates .jr sssi iitsls angel
'lipped." Well. alter that ,ls.- odd s,,ss
sese lrfs sjar pretty often. ."A 6s.lIy shsy
seat sviasi'y swing al The 'iur. sss,l Old
j. Pie Eos mad .n.i prfs~,i '~~ up viis
'pes. Ssill they c~n~.. Nov be lhssassas
u tear j0va Tie vh0le fr.as i~s~e.
Tho naa vish tie hdxs~-s bo0ss cen
ell The biggest sssk~ si.sy
M he essi. lie the fellow that vesn
he box that k.oeks The pessiosoea.
Ewes Last words on leaving Pssadins
'esr. Il d"at c srr. Adam !'-Cxiesyo T~es
No such thing. Just b<iose they vess
Vt The fruoe dnos. Eve said: "Ad,n, kow
oes ny bsek hair ls.,ky'
THE saal.lrss sight ~ ever sav 80
he women vhO lived ios The sake IL her |
A." II The way The Osryo Record sSsas sP |
vooss's rights eosvsaeios.
There sss sold o. Snsday. ae Coaey !
slasd. 500 ono class. 5000 csshs. 10000 |
eoiiea ehickes.. $1,000 cigsn .sd $4,000
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