New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1879-03-05
MULTUA IN PARYO.
A sTOwAwAY-Thc glutton. .

q sTowAwAY--,Thc glntton.
a BAD slgn-A defaccd guide-board.
SOUND MONEY = The organist' s salary.
TWINS are the paropets Of house,
TY1iitcaull Times.
,rurpr q nn,h;,o, $50, ,,,,ao, a. -.
but the horned horse.
P0sIT1yE, Wait. cnmnaro,,vo ,v.;,.-.
snnerlatira ont s yonreoIf '''>1'
NJ pprs,nrrr &C., .,,an, 49, ~
oh ~ les; nsslpENI ever went INTO the
..n.r .e,,a. - ~. :, :. .1o >o.. !,
;no,,,;ot - . ~ -. =. 1asu.o, ousclseu TUG
h;n, A"''e = sno 8 1ou'lu lose anu struck
'' NJ. !.
,, len couples live in Bridgewater,
wn,lG;nrs $50 so'oo. e1'oA .''o'' soiucn
,o,,,,, Ut " caa = man DOW
49, 49,; .,o oss spoaA VI nun ~ paren-
'uo -, peuessf'au.
,.rn mt - 10y VINO ~ was geteng lttle TOO
~ .ss $3.50; ~ eaJoy tne nattery OF ms moth
onts,, I Sa.,s: salu ne ns'u got syc-opn-
Wv. to"k s'So'
LIE human body can only be kept
capable to labor by use, More than
guy v.nel n.acn,nery, u Is sure 70 rust
"liu uccay iiom u'suse.-C1dTSson.
A POPULAR Dill to allow the same re-
ward for killing stage-robbers a. for
capturing and convicting them has just
Deen defeated In the Nevada Legis-
.".u'c.
0ArANESE USED 10 nave such high
sense OF nOnor That they would commit
snlclae II caught IN any bad business.
NoW tney ice 9 lawyer and plead mot
gunty.
HERE are three miserable classes in
, inns VOID tsl, to.wit: Those who cant
work, those who won't work and those
VINO think they DO not need to work.
STATE Reg'sser.
A NORTH CAROLINA editor declares
that 1.-THE man who will read q news.
paper three or four years without paw.
ing for it will pasture a goat on the
grave OF his grandfather"
The following explanation of o legal
tern, is offered BY 4 Teutonic member
Of the police force: "Vcn git me out
a habeas SCORPIONS, l can chust 40 veil
catch a man where he amt as where
ne 49,
AN old man who had baen badly hurt
in railroad collision, being advised to
sue the company for damages, said,
"Well, no, not for damages. I've had
enough of them; but I'll Just sue 'em
for repairs"
-. 0REAT Joy sometimes proves fatal.
therefore, II Is with some misgivings
tnat we announce to the world that q
massachusetts baseball player hanged
namself few days ago.-Rhitdtlekphsa
Chronicle Herald.
1T is all very we'll to talk about econ.
omy, but the difficulty is to get any
thing to economic. The little 0aby
who puts his toes in his mouth is al
los' 'uo onty persoh VINO III thcse
tlmeS manages TO make both ends
meet. -a., >'
.~. ,,s..s
ly.married husband tn his wife. She
vro+o hooI. ..noo.o.t IL 49,, 1900.
"lo'e oach' Dearest' let me correct
either your grammar or your morals.
LOU address mo- MY dearest Maria
Am 10 suppose you have other dear
Marias?"
fret ,,luu ,,,J,I;,,o, ~ .,thou H., 49,
PA""A P.;u"'AS 'no o1no, Nay
said to her husband who ia a r;iieman
| when tho d;sh wos sawed .vom o;n'od
WE'LL" he replied, as he inhaled its de-
licious fragrance. EYES, she said;
IL made plum scenter.''
Ar recort conforo,oo moo.;,.
IN Now YorL - ,oon .,nt ~ o,a so;I ~
had ,onn m;shad ,1" $500 ~. h h - su ne
wouldn'i Int NV, H;s s,;f o" ND ND All ",t1
| h ,wouor and hon;no. lie ,;no..r -, ios.
ho 40 no,od - ona.a;sa ;. ." i. %.
.va ~ 1917 "NG.o'so g. ~ az ~.
over tho Hea+h o - III ;ad' w ~"
i"ss ~ S uo". ~ tno y a. g.si S,lo
VS. - P'iSoa"' i''oA"-0 "O'''' w.
p'''''
! Nov y N Chiii'tone she said,
Altho' you Arab brilliant catch.
! 10 hos oahre you!
"Olady, Dane to hear my suit.
/. MI This 81 heart is Scot by thee"
fo;r s You Arns"t t to mel !S"' "o'u''
..
since mess s;am n11 n n1aed :. .11fG ar
70 Hindoo you NJ longer here.
ANA So eood ''r' tartar
What Ottoman like me to doi''
:. IL Be N: the stricken man;
And wed the GsiiicanT'
st. Louie Times.
The Russian physicians : mort the
following "a the cRaracter;stics or tho
nreva;lino nlaoue. A awell;n q ~ tho
s;ze If a 6cn,s 400 annears nm ~ tho
nrn;r TIL. "a ee eon,npm;ad -, o.oa
aches From these sions If the disease
hours elapsc. immediately afterward
ensue severe internal pains. copious
vomitings, and soon after black spots
break out on the body, mostly on the