The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1879-08-22

70 have . cool head.
Case Of rapture-Where lover Is
wrapped up in his girl.
To fall in love with fieshy girl
may be considered case Of in-fat-ua-
ton
Why is ship the politest thing In
the world? Because she always adj
vances with bow.
1t is strangely singular how much
the boy with pair Of new suspenders
hates TO wear a coat.
The old lady who kissed her cow
was not more dizzy than the daughter
who kissed regular calf.
Never dispute with tombstone.
II il says a saint lies there, take it as
eternal TRUTH q. Pscayune.
-Contentment is better than riches,
but il will not go so far when IL comes
to travelling for pleasure hcayune.
-"And now" said Fibwell, ''let me
give my version" And don't let it
be perversion." added Jones. quickly.
Song OF man with a rope around
his neck and a mob at the other end:
"rm saddest when swing. Elmira
Gazefte.
There's many man whose high
est ambition is TO successfully contest
seat on anail-keg in corner grocery.
indianapolis Sentinel.
Boys who cry because their bread
falls with the buttered side down
should think Of other little boys who
have no butter.-A. q. Hcagune-
A young lady. parting with .
friend, was heard to say: IL wish you
would come up and be our coachman."
This is rather neat way Of declaring
intentions.
-Newly-married husband: This is
o friend Of mine. my dear a friend Of
twenty years standing" His bride.
I. Good gracious: Then pray give him
seat. for am sure he must be tired"
Scholars say Cetewayo is pro-
nounced ktcho. but none Of them tell
US how Ktcho j. pronounced. II is the
dictionary way OF taking one word to
tell what another word means--N. U.
Times.
Wise words from Michigan lady:
/" II is not BY fretting. or worrying. or
plying the fan that we can keep cool;
but BY taking up our work. doing il
bravely and cheerily, with as little fuss
as possible"
Whin do yez intend to 90 back,
Mixer asked one exile Of another III
live till l doye. and God knows
whittier will or not. intind TO visit
ould ireland once more before lave
this country"
-"Thermometer's up 10 ninety. MIR.
street broker. :" Let 'em 90 up topaz
said the man Of margins. abstractedly,
;. am not short on EN-. - Boston Conn
merciai Bulletin.
A newly-married lady was telling
another how nicely her husband could
write. .Oh, YOU should see some ol
his love-lettersr' Yes, know" wa:
the freezing reply; 1--we got bushe
Of them 1T home in my trunk" Tab
leau.
Sir Henry Thompson. the English
surgeon. SAYS: persons who drinl
water when dining probably enjoy food
more than those that drink wine They
generally have better appetite and Oh
gestion, and they certainly preserve Al
appreciative palate longer than tn
wine-drinker."
The tornadoes this season can hard
" be accused u Partially. One da.
they have an engagement at Kansas
} then they sweep along the Atlantis
coast, next they drop down on Mime
sofa. and again they touch up Michigan
. and Canada, lastly, they give CLASH
! Massachusetts a shaking. They de
! scend alike on the Just and the unjust
. as Is shown by the descent on Detrol
and Boston respectively. Detroit Fre
. Press.
4 Ladies ought TO enjoy reunions o
J banquets much better than men, be
! cause they can sit perfectly uncor
! cerned, and listen to all the goo
: things that are being said. without an
4 danger Of being called up unexpected
: " TO respond 70 toast and bein
!, obliged TO wish the POSTMASTER and a
!. the rest Of the company were at III
: bottom Of the sea. And still som
\ women grumble about the hard lot {
!. feminine mortality. Rome Sentinel.
How true are the words Of Picl
e wick, and with what appalling vivi.
4 ness they come back to US after
= stormy time. Either Dickens had q 81
!, experience in his married life, or II
y man who suggested the character hs
a weathered many tempest "Ve
y you're married man, Samivel, you
2 understand good many things As "
4 don't understand now; but vether II
!. worth while going through SO much
n learn so little, as the charity boy 81
= ven he got to the end Of the alphabe
e Is q matter of taste. Irayther think
4 ism - Exchange.
'e ~ Editors are seldom heard discus
y ing the propriety OF taking summer '
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