The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-11-06

nose should not be held up as shining
example for young men. ado
y AHAN out West killed his physician
the other 81 d daygMis generally the other
CHARAcfER is like sreal turtle SOUP,
while reputation can be ikened only TO
mock turtle.-N.Y Herald.
n The Florida canal project, which
made some talk a while ago, has been
given Chicago Journal. ia.
NERO, Pompey and Cesar are com
mon names for dogs, but wouldn't
Agrippa be more appropriated 7no2
The Utes object to being civilized,
and the white men ON the border OBJ
ject To being Uteslized. Boston Co3r9er.
He said he wanted her to be his help
meet, and isheI replied stliat she could
Boston Post. '.'' y l .be's ng8f'
THE illuminated pumpkin s1Sces the
fence-post or flashes Through the shrub
berry. because its hour has come for do
ing so.-Danbury Ne,os.
BEAcoNsFfE1p SAYS that Americans
are emigrating to Canada. He prob
ably;refers to Sitting Bull land his fol-
lowers.-Rhtla,lelphia Bulletin. aji"
~ Al u Church fair I'M gHbbokenT the
other night q blind man drew q tele-
scope. If he had good sight. the chances
are he would have drawn a glass eye. IL
"HuMPHw said. q young gentleman
at play with q young lady, 81 could
play the loler better than that myself. -
II would like TO see you try it!' was
the naive reply Is9ryi toss :, "Se
"WHoM can we trust pr is the black
type inquiry of an exchange. 1t is of
no consequence. Whom can we in-
duce to trust us?" is the soul agon-
izer.-Neso Hacen Register.
SIT isn't the thinness of the milk !
object to-, said Job Shuttle as hepulled
out small frog from the crehmer;
"it's the thickness Of the watd yEl,si
it's mixed with. "ANew Hauea Re9ll1ef
Sorr as silk, with eoiaen hAir,
Bright as stslrs were her eyes of blueSs%
Truly loved my lady fair; asz.ss~,
Truly my lady loved me, too.
Did it break my heart when my love lay deada
Why, bless your heart, she didn't die. g -
Time wrought change as it onward sped; a
She loves alother-sNdoI. pa assf :,
A.YouNG lady of New York wassmar-
ried the btltertdS ID tlesVedding gown
of her grandmother, made seventy
years ago, without any alterations nd
SO similar were the styles no one 1W
but itswas; asnew one, = marie forte
OCCASION" s
2 AN American may bring back tlis
Ashley belt, but he will never brins}So k
the twenty-five thousand dollara at
accompanied it. Tls English al not
such bloody hasses, you know, as pay
over seventy thousand dollars to gee, .
walking match. ~ ostistoeon HertL -
"HowDY, this morning?'' sayss a
acquaintance to q fat citizen, 1tp.is
blowing and steaming with great eed
along the sidewalk. g Training EStssx
walka'' =. No. - ,sspqiia the fat d6n;
! turning his bulgisg eyes neither to el{1
righs.snor left; ssfm walking for q
train. "-Rockland Courier. go d
TIE Memphis Avalanche proposes
that the old town be entirely depopu-
lated and destroyed, and that q new
Memphis be built at 3 place known as
Bartlett, eleven miles distant. It sue.
gestsf that 'thalf q dozen railroad
tracks, could do all the transporting
between the new city and the river. !,
Il FopR buclbnhops'' i Philadel-
phia, IA large one h New Y k sand one
in Providence I've 0Pd1ded.i The
rise in stocks has ruined them. The
term ''bucket-shop'' originated in Chi
cago, where the petty spectators dealt
in wheat in such small, quantities that
people cailedif sellidgfby the bucket
full. ~ 5''i r., p. :
23rE6YFA'1ays philosopher,
afe tie 1Weete8 10 hear" That. Is
true, when you ask a man to lend you
IN 43ax INV much sweeter to g, hear
him say yes, though he say i&sXer
30 shortly, than it is to hear him drawl
out, "Well; he would like to-but he
is % aeFykzhe-."-Bar1ingto Hasefir
II l-HoHsntnJ you like the hymnsP''
asked Charley of his city cousin, as
them was just splehdidr' reriietl she
with enthusiasm, All! which onee"
- The ohe iii the next pew, with Elsqj61
curly hair and such killing. black eyes.
on ], think ha ya4 the most fascinaH6g
him Of ALL" Charley became too
much HonfNSed to pursue the converse
ton any further.
. The Shah Of Persia it is rumored, \
writing q play; and nen in Teheran are
,nlseckng the vocabulary of praise 1er
terms to employ III reference to it. His
Majesty once painted a picture inwhich
Z camel IA the bs'ekgiSdnd was highSp
than . tree in the foreground, and ii
which, an old mill en- the sAeft il potiso
large as dog on the right. This can
vas he sent to the committee Of the ID;
- 4 4; !; t. e. I: s s!::;
less committee. The critics, as agbodg,
were equally plant. They ieu6giks1
the picture for its depth of tone, artistic
GTp1nipg, aAd fneness Of sentiment.
They maintained that his Majesty was
q Raphael and a MISSIONER. rolled into
one. One of th4qritiesi however, was
rash enough to hint that the picture
s sisS ssssg e fey ,as so .;n. !:
reason that he lacked head. The
literary crit3sa therefore, will be ON
their guard when they speak of the
zig sp.p'hs aExIIS S..ssee Times.
An errand boy stole two Thousand
l sRsnist f s(lesytsd s : 5ysRGs'
weeks afterward he said: ri am glad
it has ced6k604Oe have had q