The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1879-09-25

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forgetting his identity and trying to be
somebody else.
He who shows kindness toward ami.
mails will display the same characters.
tics to his fellow-man.
Tommy-Gimme q cake, mamma. II
what-H you please. Tommy-oh, let
up on that 'Pinatore' business; gimme
a cake.
II is a malicious woman who will sIyly
put four or five long hairs on the Shout
der Of a mans coat just to make his wife
jealous and unhappy. 20
4 had no timo 10 stuff the Chicken
apologized q landlady TO her boarders.
Never mind, madam, it's tough enough
as it is replied one Of them.
1t is not necessary 10 make a man
tumble over a pile Of lumber on the
sidewalk to remind him that a great
deal of building is going on.
What is the difference between a load
of unstable apples and a huckleberry
stain on the crumb clothP One is O
drag On the market, and the other is a
mark on the drugget. g
Put out your tongue a little further
said a doctor TO a fair invalid. "A little
further, if you please. why. doctor,
do you think a woman's tongue has no
end?' said the gentle sufferer.
An hour spent with a good book is
always Sc much solid and substantial
gain. Fire, food, mistake or accident
may rob us of our material possessions,
but they cannot get at the treasures of
the immortal mind. .1 ,4d. t.r pr.
Miss Madeup Oldgal-'Yes, / love the
old oak; it Is associated with 80 many
happy hours spent beneath its shade
1t carries me back to my childhood,
when-when-' Young Foodle-'When
you-er-planted itP'
A young womano Of Wallingford, Conn,
was married the other evening, and
while the festivities that followed the
ceremony were at their height the bride
eloped with n Of her old admirers,
who was among the guests.
Did you ever see a baseball player try
to catch a train on a hy.-N. Y. NesOs.
No. 1t would be too late to rescue the
fly, anyhow. When q train is on O fly,
that fy's mission in this world is ended,
and the train shouldn't be annoyed
Rather encourage it to get on more flies.
DIR. G. M. Beard. in one of his papers
in the Journal Of lne6riety, comes to
the conclusion hat sea air has q pecu-
liarly strong influence in exciting the
desire for alcoholic stimulants. We have
sometimes thought the same thing when
we have observed returning fishing par
ties. q IS. 'aei 9aigstse
A good lady. who on the death of her
husband married his brother, has q por-
trait of the former hanging in her din
ing-room. Oae day q visitor, remark
ing on the painting, asked: rs that q
member Of your familyP' oh, that's
my poor brother .in.law,' was the ingen-
nous reply. .sT yst,
Are you fond Of Hogg's TalesP' said
a lady to a shepherd. Yes, 1 likes
'em roasted wi salt on en- was the
response. 'No-but / mean have you
read Hogg's Tales9' Noa,' said the
pumpkin, our hogs are all white or
black. I don't think there is a red n
among EN-
The small boy jumps from the spring
board, forms o line of beauty in the air,
dives into the water like o loaded stick
and comes TO the surface smiling; but
the man who tries the same feat gets
his head stuck in the muddy bottom
and enjoys naught but the serene quiet
of his own funeral,
A London correspondent, says the
Prince Of Wales is % living proof that
no amount OF tobacco can enfeeble either
mind or body All, yes, but the prince
buys his tobacco. II is only begged to-
bacco that skaters the mind, weakens
demonstration, and sends young men
to an early grave. n9 -f l,.
The falls of ST. John, flowing into the
bay of Fundy, present the singular phe-
nomenon of flowing both ways. Owing
to the tide rising some sixty feet, it sets
back up the river and boils over the
rocks in a lively manner, but when the
tide is out the river reasserts itself and
the fall of water is very graceful.
Mr.. August Rische, one of the pio-
neers OF Leadville, and the %discoverer OF
the Little Pittsburg mine, has recently
been married at Chicago. A year and a
half ago he was a poor shoemaker, and
is now classed among the millionaires.
He is now the partner OF Governor Ia
Dor, and the owner Of fourteen or fifteen
mines, including ONE OF the best in
Leadville. The bride was Miss Minnie
Junghuhn, who hos supported herself
by sewing furs. t'lsit 70
The wife Of q lawyer who lives in
Montclair, N. j., and is said to be gift
ed with the power Of second sight,
tried it on a young lawyer who was
paying attentions to the maidens of the
village. Complying with his request
that she should tell his fortune, she
said: ssYou are q married man ; / see
before me o young woman with light
brown hair, lifting pleading hands for