The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1879-04-23
Connnbialities.

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8 The separation will be short. Mrs
Christiancy will sail to her husband il
June.
Mr.. and Mrs. O s. Hall recently sent
out cards for the fifty fourth anniversary
Of their marriage. a.
The woman whose husband refused
her a chip bonnet when she axed him
says he is q blockhead. .@s
The most useful pedestrian is the m an
who walks the floor nights with the ba-
by.Nep York Herald.
The mothers heart swells with pride
when her baby begins to pedestrianize at
at the age Of nine months.
Admiral Dot wants to marry. judy
ing from his name, his wife will be the
girl Of the period. - Chicago Tribune.
Conclusive evidence at recent trial
in England proved that q girl had become
mother at the age of 10 years and one
month
Why was the mother of one of the old
Peruvian rulers Like a piece Of rubbers
She was an inca-raiser. Boston Tran
script
Some say that the quickest way to de-
stroy weeds is to marry widow It is,
no doubt, a most agreeable species of
husbandry Turner's Fails. Gazette.
Suppose that baby carts do iniure the
baby's health. Doesn't the BABY have
his revenge when night comes and the
paregoric is doWnstairs9 Detroit .Fa.eo
Press.
In an odd St. Cloud Mimi wedding
the groom could not speak or under
stand word of German, while the bride
was a German who could not speak or
understand a word of English.
After the marriage ceremony was over,
Margaret turned lovingly to him, and
said: "Connaught part thee and me Z"
And the duke replied that he'd blarst is
bloody h'eyes hif b. anything should
come between 'em.
Many Of the weddings of the Easter
holidays will be conducted in the Eng
lish style, and consequently eligible best
men are in great demand, while milliners
are exercising wonderful ingenuity in
manufacturing dainty bonnets for the
bridesmaids.-Gr Graphic.
A New York insurance man calls his
wife Honesty, because it's the best poll
cy.--NeW York Herald A Cincinnati
horse man calls his wife Gray mare, be-
cause she's the better horse. and St.
Louis bar-keeper calls his wife Wine, be-
cause she maketh glad the heart OF man.
Margarita, the young queen of Italy,
when she goes to a ball takes good care
to enjoy herself. She not only dances,
but remains until three in the moruing,
while his majesty, King Umberto, goes
home and to bed as early as one O'Clock,
leaving her to her pleasure.
SHUT you know, pa,' said the farmers
daughter, when he spoke to her about the
addresses Of his neighbours son, 'syou
know, pa, that ma wants me to marry a
man of culture $50 do I, my dear-so
do I and there's no better culture in the
country than agriculture
Mrs. Martha Raynor OF Brooklyn testi-
fed IN court on Wednesday that she was
in the habit Of hiring out her husband as
a carver at weddings, dinner parties, &c.
She was asked by the judge ii she
thought she had a right to do so, and re-
piled: Certainly, I have the right to hire
him out. Haven't supported him for
iouI OF HVe yearSS' ....z,..
ssHusband, do call at the doctors On
your way down town, and tell him to
come up here as soon as he can. Johnny
has hurt his toe so badly that he cannot
go to school; George has sprained his
ankle; this morning I found that Will
liams both legs were dreadfullY swelled,
and little Tom has his feet blistered
Its too bad for anything! I wish this
walking fever was over"
Before marriage-.-"Oh, my darling,
your voice is as musical to me as vesper
bell whose tones fall softly on the per-
fumed evening air Speak again, and
say those words, my beloved, for I could
listen to your voice until the stars are ex-
tinguished in everlasting night!' After
marriage .-"I've had JUST enough Of your
clapper, old woman, and if you don't let
up I'll leave the house !"---N ewark Gazette.
No one ever succeeded in extracting
honey from a spelling bee. Didn't Ell?
A young man who attended spelling
bee In this town three years ago took
therefrOm young lady whom he recent
" married, and he calls her "honey'' for
short, and thinks she is ten times sweeter
than that saccharine product of the bee.
What he will call her a few years hence
is a question we hand over to our puzzle
solvers. - NorristoDn HeraSd
The Bay City (Michl Neacs says that two
young Germans and their wives live in
dense forest thirty-two miles from any
other habitation. They appear TO be rich
and refined, have pianos, marble topped
tables, etc, in their houses, and they i've
like retired princes. They get their
money by express from Germany. Why
they live thus no one appears to know :
nor is it anybody's business, FOR that
matter, 50 long as they behave themselves
BEFORE AND AFTER.
flowed Amanda, past all telling,
| For her my bosom dire was swelling,
Her pictured sweetness stole my sleep,
! lknow, therefore, my love was deep.
On tinted cloudlets, resting soft,
| She foated near, in fancy oft, @@
| Fed by the gods, on nectar still,
On, bliss! To pay no grocer's bill,
! We two were wed, and then Hound
In No IS she walked the ground,
/ And If the gods had fed before,
They never fed her any more.
That Rochester physician who thinks