The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-10-16
Gbs adIingtan Gntsrpriss:
J. W. HoUeHToN, Publisher. u
WELLINGTON. OHIO.
VARIETIES.

Ewes first outfit was fall costume.
Never bother a brooding hen. You
may spoil the set. :.
The foliage is getting mad; that is
to say, it's on its sere.-Boston Post.
Can rivalry between churches be
called a steeple chase.-M Y. Telegram.
Many men fail in life because the
ability they rely on is impossibility.-
StsubenUille Herald. -.r
You can't tell the bent of girls
mind by the bend of a hat she wears.
= Yonkers Gazette.
Samson was a strong man, yet we
doubt if he was able to lift a big mort
Whitehall Times.
Good news for the young men
Church fairs are no good in any month
that has no bazaar in it.-Haick-Eye.
1t amt so mutch what man kan
lift, as what he kan hang on to, that
shows hiz aktual strength.-Josh Bit-
hsgs. r - - &ak y f'G
A lady who was joked about her
nose said: "I had nothing to do with
the shaping of it; it was birthday
present.'' =. TT gI
"A woman mp in Scott County named
her first baby /" Pinafore." Because,
probably, she g never had one beforeP
-HaUk-Eye.
Most Of the Russian locomotives
were built in this country, and we are
still shipping them to Russian ports and
for Government use.
The Erie canal was commenced in
1917, and completed in 1925. The
main line measures 363 miles in length,
and cost about 81, 100000 80
When Fontenelle was dying, his
doctor said. /" Do you sufferp' "No,"
replied the philosopher; :" I only feel
some difficulty in existing"
"A New York paper asks: els the
yellow fever q necessity?" Guess it
must be. You. can bet your sweet life
it isn't q luxury.-HaUk-Eye. - g. t-i.
"A careful political economist closely
calculates that the women in this coun-
try might annually save $14, 500. 900 in
ribbons which the men might spend in
cigars. - l--s.
Remark by Judge McCurdy in a
court at New London, Connecticut:
".The Sheriff will kindly request the
gentlemen of the jury to desist from eat
ing peanuts. This is not circus"
THAT was an observing fellow, if he
was but six years old. who said: :" Papa,
l wish you'd quarantine against Tom
Jones comm here every night to see
Jennie. It's got to be too epidemic. I"
Young Lady, John, how long
shall you be, asI want to practiceeS
Gallant Young Gardener, with noisy
lawn mower-"O, goo yeouw on, Miss
Amy-goo yeouw ont l shan't mind
1Sov pkfxrb
"A South Carolina man advertises
tombstones of the newest styles, and it
is expected that thsre will be an imme-
diate rattling among the bones of the
early fathers of the Palmetto State, who
have of course become weary of the old
style stone.
The boss liar was around last week
again. He told story about shooting
at deer and hitting him in the head
and hoof with the same bullet We got
our gun, and were about seeing if we
could do the same thing with him when
he explained by saying that the deer
was scratching its head.
=" Who is he?' said q passer-by to
q policeman who was endeavoring to
raise an intoxicated individual who had
fallen into q gutter. Cant say, SIR"
replied the policeman; " he can't give
any account of himself" OF course
not" replied the other; " how are you
to expect an account from q man who
has lest his balanceP''- albany Joarnol.
The Danbury Neps says the time
will come when all civilized nations will
speak one language and drink one beer.
That will be q happy day for the per
sons who are now employed in the
temperance movement. But we don't
believe such day will come. =" One
beer" would not be q drop apiece for
an civilized nations.-NorTistotcn Her
aid. .~s--.5 ts r.-e --e e..
"A young man, q member of one of
the first families of Syracuse, went to a
watering place this season for recrea-
ton. When he returned one Of his ac-
quaintances asked him whether there
were medical springs at the resort
which he had visited. "Springs-aw-
yes. 1 believe there were" "And what
was the property of the water, cathar-
tic or diureticP" +" Well, weally don't
know, my dear boy; I did not taste it,
but from the smell should say it was
emetic."-Rone Sentinel. e.y -. . -s-
IA Tight Squeeze" is an unfortu-
nate title for new book. An old maid
will never-no, neveri-enter a book
store and ask q spruce young clerk for
"A Tight Squeeze" although she may
want one very badly. And much be-
rufled. and banged young lady. will
hardly ever call for " A ight Squeeze"
80 publicly, when she is already
squeezed so tightly that she can hardly
draw her breath. And a young man
wells a young man doesn't -go TO q
book store when he wants "ANght
Squeeze. e."-Norfistoson Herald.
-" Man is fearfully and wonderful
ly made" and probably the mysteries
of the human frame will not be under
stood for two or three centuries. A
man who will be "tired to DEATH"
and feels his faltering legs give way
under him in utter exhaustion after he
has walked up and downthe room with
ten pounds of baby and q ton of collie
for half an hour, will hand them over
to his wife, and go down town and
walk around q billiard table till two
o'clock in the morning, and then be as
tonished because the other man wants
to 60 home " SO early."-HaWk-E Eye
A Famous Fight.
| John Esten Cooke writes in the PhiZn-