West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1879-01-11
WAITS AND wHIMS.


brown sugar, and vet some people cant
be sweet.
IN the Spanish provinces the hotel
cooks use the same style of pots used by
the Romans before Christ.
A BosToN paper utterly refuses TO in.
Cotse the new policy Of Great Britain,
aud il will be abandoned, of course.
NEAL Dow writes that no one was
authorized To assume that recent
article by him alluded to MIR. Spurgeon.
BADGER is Postmaster at New Or
leans, Fox in Wisconsin, Wolf i'm Della.
ware, and Elk in illinois. Call of your
dorgl
CALIFORNIA has this year produced
enough 10 support l0,000,000 of people
for year Her soil rivals her mines in
richness.
In Italy didn't have government
crisis occasionally her people would
have nothing to do but manufacture
hand-organs
LirrLR drops OF water,
Liulo grains Of sand,
MAX" a weiRhty sugar
Meath the groccr's hand.
--Nc,c iort HorH
THERE are two kinds Of men that tell
stances and the other for change. .-4
Eimir0 Ga-cHc.
"HAvE YOU cologneY" asked She.
' No ma'am,' replied the druggist,
have no scents at ALL" She said he
didn't look as though he had.
DETROIT Free Press: A hog can live
twenty days without food This has no
reference to the man who shoves his big
feet across the aises of the street.car.
Ar the municipal election in Bombay,
Aormusjee NowrojCe Saklatwallas, ESQ.
was chosen Mayor over Mr.. Harkisson-
dass Numatumdass by handsome ma
jority.
No fewer than million living crea-
lures are sent through the German Post
Office every year, the majority of the
packages containing canary and other
birds and bees.
The King OF Bavaria is erecting at
flerren Chiemsee a royal chateau, ON the
plan OF that of Versailles. The building
is to cost $9,00O,000, and will not be
finished until 1898.
A CoLORRD man who emiqrated from
South Carolina To Liberia, writes home,
complainingly that it is impossible to
get lard, and roast monkey without lard
is mighty dry eating.
DR. HALEY says that the total evap-
Grafton caused by the rays of the SUN
ON the surface of the Mediterranean
Sea amounts 60 52,800, 100000 tons of
water I'm one summer day.
THE fat girl of Iowa, who weighed six
hundred pounds, is dead II used TO be
her reCrctiul remark that she never
found young man willing TO marry,
because he could not support her.
THE fencing in North Carolina is val
ued at $1,000, 900, and the stock al
S2,C00,000 In other words. il takes
five dollars worth of fencing to protect
crops against one dollars worth OF stock.
" WHAT" asks correspondent.
" causes the hair TO fall outp Before
@e answer we must know whether you
are married or single This is import.
ant TO true understanding of the case.
MAN out West who has signed the
Temperance pledge about forty-ninc
times, breaking IL as often, now adver-
tises that he will sue any man who
furnishes him liquor Etmira Adrey-
fscr.
FIHsT class TOO the mark 90 said the teacher.
" Now tell me the Il " renee between
soldier when the battle ronfs louder
And lady in satin and lace7"
Then shouted each iniantile creature,
The difference ~ readily sc n--
For ono OF them faces the POWDER
And the other powders tho facet"
THERE are in the United States at
present $500, 900 young ideas who are
learning how to shoot, and the shooting
galleries, commonly known ~ public
schools, have total endowment of
5000 600.
An exchange has an editorial headed
Are we getting out OF debt?" Well,
yes. We are getting out Of debt gradu-
ally, but ~ fast as we get out Of one
debt it seems as though we get into
about three more Miwaukce SIM.