Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-02-14
People aud Things.

~ corporal may pc KNOWN ny tue COM
pany he is mn Y, Grupkic.
cone touch of nature" observed the
inehriato rs the ground rose and struck
him.
The wild bull is not pleasant animal.
His battered is provcrhial, ~, q. RoJ.
ytme,
Sitting Bull, our American Minister
to Canada, is about 10 return to his ma
tive land.-N, Q, PicuWae.
That the velocipode is of heavenly
origin is evident from Mltou'S lines.
with centric and eccentric scrubbed
DER, cycle and the bicycle orb III orb.
--BoSton Transcript,
Money Lenders should make good
newspaper men-they always have
items of interest ON hand, tiIdSd0W
Times.
A writer says Lord Beaconstcid is the
chief lever in English politics. OF course;
isn't he the pry-miniStel?--( iAcinndh
Saturday Ni9h.
Great JOY sometimes proves fatal.
Therefore il is with some missivngS
"
Massachusetts baseball player hanged
himself few days ago -iAjldiclphja
Ctronio'c. Herald,
a schoolmaster spoke of his pupils rs
having been so thoroughly disciplined
that they were as quiet and orderly ~
the chairs themselves. twas probably
because they were cane bottomed,-
Yale AeaS.
On the water an oNrSman rowed,
\ horseman rode On the land,
The hotseman re- = very good road,
But the sademy,t hand ,.Ip " ,yr. hand
In an l, entercdss,h tho bcst,look.
ing youn-aduatel.G selected to pass
the contr u,rva Abns, and there isn't
dare drop nlly y 1't-Tap Haur Rcg,
iSer. luo
An old lady @ntly directed the at
tention Of ler husband to pair of twins
remarking Ms she did SO. "How much
those two children do look alike, cs.
pecially the one this way tticd o.
server.
These mornings are not remarkable
for their torrid temperature, and when
n man washes himself up stairs and
then has to walk clear down to the
kitchen for the towel, there is apt to he
war in the mansion. OIL Cay Derrick,
The following explanation of legal
term is offered Ivy u Teutonic member
of the police force: "Nen | gel nlc out
a haboas scorblous, can chust so veil
catch man where lie amt rs where he
is"
"CAN man belong to Il brass band
and be christian ?' asks m exchange.
We see no impeachment in the way. But
if he is given to practising Mt home it
is an utter impossibility for the man
living next door to be christian. III
change.
WHEN the great books come to he
opened and the sheep are separated
from the goats, considerable lCnity will
be shown 10 goats who have lived in
furnished rooms in New York city,
Nc,o York Commercial AdOertiSer.
"THE Lord loveth cheerful givcr;n
but there's no use chucking copper
cent into the contribution box loud
enough to make the folks on the back
seat think the communion service has
tumbled oil the altar.-Argonam.
A Boston lawyer, badgering witness,
said sternly: 81 believe, sir, you have
served sentence in the state prison2p
eyes" was the unconcerned reply, 81
was i'll the state prison, and ] had the
misfortune TO occupy the cell your
brother had had"
The health scientists III Boston have
lnterdicted kisses on the mouth as an
infraction of the laws Of hygiene. Some
of these fine days an outraged and
indignant people will rise and destroy
the race Of health scientists from the
face of the earth. There is point
where silent forbearance cea es to be a
virtue. - Ieteidnd Herald.
SEVERAL large trees have died in
neighboring grove whore numerous pie
mes were held last summer They are
supposed to have been "hlasted by
young men who scratched their shins
and wrecked their pantaloons i'll climb
ing them to put up swings at the urgent
request Of young ladies' NortistoDn
Herald.
An icicle isa beautiful thing spark
ling so bright in the suns clear light.
glittering like diamond "of purest ray
serene"--oh, il IL wondrously beautiful
and dazzlIngly fair But just slide one
down the back Of profane fellows
neck if you want to hear exceedingly
lavish encomiums passed upon it--en-
comiums that would look positively
startling, If blazoned forth in a local
paper Hackensack Republican.
"Sambo, yo' young serapegoat, shuttle
long hyar, an femme sec how you's
film up. Who war de fus gcmnanY'
Dunno" "Who' wuz de fus' shemale2"
Dunno VIVA wuz ser flls ladders
bufpIace?' "Dunno.' "Whar yo'
gwan fotch up when yo' froo brcyny'
Dunno" Law sakes, chile, wha'
duz yo' know" 81 know 'nufi not ter
NEEDLE Wild idees dat ain'i quaintcd
wild; dat's my mezure, ole man.
Yonkers Gdsettc.
IT's all well enough 10 say, you must
live above such things,p but this living
above parlor heater, and getting all
y Al