The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-11-21

this year averaged the enormous yield
of 45 bushels per acre.
The Democrats of New York must
have had beastly attack of the itch,
judging by the way they scratched Rob
iAson.
The Albany Democrats should NOM
mate a first. class man for Mayor We
should by all means elect the head of
the ticket.
A THREE-YEAR old child oC Mr.. w.
B. Hayes, of Pendleton, fell backwards
into a tub of hot water aud was scailed
to death last week,
THANKSGIVING next Thursday, and
the average turkey gohbler proceeds to
gubble only in whisper, and TO strut
behind the back fences.
The latest use for Grants picture is
foz tobacco house chrome. If it was
used for advertising water works what
would become of the works.
ACCORDING to Gen. Sherman's re-
port the army proper of the United
States is constituted of l,559 officers,
20,566 men, and 233 Indian scouts.
DIR. ROBINSON, who few weeks ago
located in this city, has "pulled up
stakes" and gone to Portland to engage
i the practice there. Success to him.
THE salaries of Methodist ministers
in California aggregate the sum OF
100000 rcr snnum. We suppose
this includes both the Souti,dnvns and
North-ps.
The E.tnsie walkers arr still oa the
saw-dust at Portland, w,rh large at
tendance of spectators ). me- If the
Portland leggists are also t.r,!ar'n= f,r
a match tramp.
Why don't CITY candidates fall into
line and dress up There ought TO ie
a mass meeting of them seen any day
on our streets now, hut we don's hear u
SHOOTER" ont Of them.
TAANASY scalPed Robinson in New
York, but the Robinson wing of the
Democracy sat down on Tammany, aud
to-day John Kelly is as fat aS Il pam
cake, and not half as useful.
IT must be beastly weather at Wes-
ton, Umatilla county. The editor oi
the Leader frantically and >hi, eringiy
asks for an umbrella, overcos,t, aud n
cord OF wood on subscriPii,,'.
THE 0reyoniaa is pleased that S-na-
TOR Grover won't be a car :id:,te for re-
election. How such Radical pig.nies
as Scott rejoice To see Democratic
Gladiator stay out of the fight,
THERE isn't a vacant dwelling OF
business house in Weston. All that i
now desired IS to have the business
houses closed on Sundays and tl...
Leader will be haPpy-wiih his Sunday
school girl
JUDGE BELLISGER, Of ;bc Fourth
District, las decided that the Portland
Light B4ttery-a State 3!iutiA Com
pany-is entitled to It's maai hlv allow
ance from the county trtasrr.. We
congratulate Capt Mountar, and Iii,
gallant cannoneers.
The Democrats of Albany sLoul.l
not be satisfied with a partial victory at
the coming election-they shonId only
content themselves with full sweep Ct
the platter The last elrctiou shows
that we have majority, alaI good nom
nations will now give Us fu:l arni
complete victory.
JOHX CAUTHoRN, alias Charles CJI-
mington, taken TO Illinois for forgery
has returned to Rosebur. and his wifi,
= bom he married shortly befose his ar
rent. For good conduct and the fact
that he was more sinned against than
SHINING, Mr. Gauthorn was f,ar.lonr,I
before the expiration Of the serm Of ! is
sentence by the Governor.
TnoMAs JEFFERSON said Nevcr
leave another to do for you what yor,
can do as well yourself" You whJ
honor the memory Of j Jefferson car tes-
tify it by obeyiDg his rreeept. There
fore trust not to the hoF'. that ynnf
neighbor's vote will elect the Demo
cratic city ticket on tie lst proximn,
but see tbat your own presence IS At
the nominating convention ard yoni
oEn ballot is deposited at the election
without fail.
A SHOUTING scraPe took place at
Rosebu'g last Sunday morning between
printer of that place and a Mr.
Hines, of Eugene Ci'y. They were al
breakfast ia one Of tie ho.els and got
into some difficulty. Hines left the
table and went to his roym, and was
followed by the printer, who threw a
salt cellar at Hines they then elinclled
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