, 1879-03-15
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lhe SAFE oI lndllna Is progressive
commonwealth 1t has tried III editor 10
murder We should like to be present a
the hanging AZ editor if he was the rig!I
editor
The Vallejo Chronicle says the question
.'What shall We do with our boys" Is bcin;
Rapidly .nswered One hundred and thre,
pf them, u..ler nineteen ycars Of age, ar
IGW lii SIN Quentin
4 IS astonishing what shopping lies ysrn4
folks Will give and take aarlng courtshir
ThG t=ouE.c Is With good many marriage,
that the par'ies qgit lS;ns Gi.4g they ente'
m2trimo;iy,
BOSTON girls are JUS: nav aslow with the
cookery fevrr.-Er. 1t has been an epide
mic here FOR Years, and we will back our
girl against the world when it comes down
TO apple dumplings.
Miss Jennie Burl, of Baltimore, has sung
the highest note that has ever been sung i'll
the world. In German air by Malibrans,
Miss Burk reached 4 fiat on the fourth line
above the lines.
Ii you pick paragrapher up for \ fool
simply because lie writes foolish things, and
a printer for 4 saint simply because he sets
up hymn books. you'll get most terribly
fooled IN both instances.
IL is remarkable that the persons who
speculate the most boldly often conform
with the most quietude to the external regu-
latiuns of society. The Thought sufliceS
them, without investing itself in the flesh
and blood of action
In the bright lexicon of youth, there's 10
such word as fail, bpt t Is Smblazoned III
letters an inch long in the bright lexicon
OF the married man who has attempted to
impress his wife with a sense of the beauty
Of another and younger woman
Mrs. Julia 4. Moore, the sweet singer of
Michigan, says she has not suffered tlattery
to turn her head, for she knows that the
critics which praises her IOudeSt is the same
ones as praises Iongfellow and 'taiut likely
there Is TWO poets to once.
A waman may be the friend of the man
the enemy of the man she has loved
As We are little off with our girl at pres
eat, At you'd he a great source of cunsola-
tion to us to know if she is to he our tiiieacl
or not.
A Walla Walla young lady was heard to
remark the other day that she'd stay an old
maid until she got black in the face, before
she'd marry man who chewed tobacco.
And she took wad of gum out of her
mouth and stuck it on the under side of her
chair for safe keeping while she ate her din
ner.
Strangers stopping over night in the rIrai
TOW ,,s .re much surprised to hear after re-
tiring for the night such remarks Is these
waited IN the transom window from other
rooms: Two pair, SAGE full, "a flush, -
''two blind" I'm straddie that, etc. VII!
some one explain the mystery, Or is it only
he working of some newly organized ten
perance society.
Reading fsshy dime novels induced 6
New York boy to steal S75 from his father
and run away from home to eYterGiuate the
Indians. Such books should be suppressed.
Reading religious book induced fhila.
.ieiphia boy to 90 into the cellar and hang
himself. Such books should-that is, such
hoys shonld not read such books.
.Poor Herbsrt! How wish yop did no:
haya to slare so at that hsrrible store fron
morning ti+l niSEti ssiu MS WIG, IS Wlth
fond caress. shs seated herself ON her hus.
bands knees and gently stroked the auburn
locks from his sloping brow. And the grave,
stern man of BUSINESS understood her at once,
aud answered "Well, Susie, what is it-s
bonnet, OF what! Go light on me, for money
is scarce'n ever"
The following poetry Is IN two acts:
J.
4 merry old girl Of OhieF,
Whose psEmanent name was Sophier,
One day thus began.
aI,ll see il l can
With coal oil help nia,e NJ this fire
IL.
The mistress was greatly offended.
Cause her stove it could never be mended
Sophier gasped-''Sploded
Didn't know it was loaded"
S.-The funeral was largely attended.