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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

The foundefing Of the PFenclfironoIad tbe
ArrogaBie, in the Mediterranean, adds an
other to the dismal list Of proofs that heavily.
armored ships are failures. The Enalish
navy has suffered several disasters from IN.
manageable steal-clad ships. One went down
in the Bay Of Biseay, another in the channel.
The Germans lost one, the Gr0sser KnrfaFa.
o short line ago. No skill or seamanshlp can
ssse such a ponderous, unuieldy mass Of
metal u storm. The Arrogante had Eve
inches Of iron plstes, When she sprang a
leak she sank so rapid that i vas not even
possible to beach her, though tbo shore was
less than mile away. A war steamer meas
BY was unable to render her any assistance.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

Senator salisbury, of Delaware, is cnti-
tied to the thanks of the whole country for
his effort to elicit from the Secretary Of
the Treasury information concerning the
negotiation of United States bonds, the
commissions paid, &c. The uneovering
Of these facts win astonish tho country at
the magnitude of the sum expended in
this way.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

The Indiana Democrats have taken ad-
Eautage Of their Legislature majority to
reaisiriet The stateso asto give thew seven
of The Congressional districts apd he Re-
pablieans siz considsriag tho fact that
>bs Democratic majority ia 4adiana 10
1876 aas Rapylg $1,000, this appersion-
ncns does nof seem Eafs'f
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

The story recently put forth that the
NcIo York Eorld had been sold to George
W. Childs, of the Philadelphia Ledger,
who will take possession Of it on the LIST
of May, is pronounced utterly false and
groundlcss in the Void of Tuesday last,
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

r. y. Cardoza, ex State treasurer of South
Carolina, who Was convicted some time since
Of some crookedness ia connection with ~
ou'eei and who has been . refugee from The
oiatc, returned % Columbia on Monday, sar.
rendered hiniseIf to the eheriH, and was lode
~ ~ laih Tue surrare Court Of he State
refused him 3 new tsiatbeforg 10 disappear
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29
PUBLIC SALE.

will sell at Public Sale, at my residence,
Saturday, the i9h Of Apra, A. d. 1879,
at ] o'clock, p. m, the following property,
to'wit - or q cabinet organs, ali containing
scrlbners Patent Tubes, or 2 sewing ma.
chimes, knitting machines, or 2 clocks, gold
and silver watches, Chambers Encyclopedias.
new latest edition, Needham's Musical Cabi-
net, wall brackets, plain and fancy carved.
&c. Printing press and type at private sale.
mar 2O-3t d. Il. CHRIST.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

A mass meeting of the Democrats Of
Queen Annc's county is to be held at an
early date to take into consideration the
mode Of conducting the primary elections
in that county.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29
NO. 1858 EQUITY.

NO. 1853 EQUITY.
In the Circuit Court for Carroll county.
Isaiah Brown, administrator, vs.. Matilda A.
Brown, administrators, aud others.
ORDERED this 2sth day Of March, A. d.
~ 1879, that the account of the Auditor
hled IN this cause, be iinnlly ratified and con.
hrmed, unless cause to the contrary thereof.
be shown on or before the 18th day az April
next provided a copy Of this order be insert
ed Tor two successive weeks before the last
named day, IN some newspaper Published in
Carroll county.
=, FRANK I. SHAW, CLERK,
True Copy,-Test:
mar 29.2t Faux I. SHAW, Clerk.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

A full list of the delegates elected TO the
Louisiana Constitutional Convention shows
"a Democrats, 80 Republicans, and ! Flu.
sionists and Nationals.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

Prof. Andrew D. White, President Of
Cornell University, has boon nominated
for the Rerliq mission, vice Bayard Tay-
IOr, deeopsad.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

REPEAL IT ALroGgTHER.-Say the
Baltimore Daily Ners, in reference to the
election law requiring supervisors aud
deputy marshals at the polls,
1--WE have expressed our opinion very de.
cidedly as to the necessity for the repeal Of
the entire law as being in gross violation Of
the Constitution and antagonisiic to all truly
American ideas in reference thereto.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

Il is reported from Detroit that The contrnc,
for lr1Teliiug The Detroit river has been
awarded to IL. Vanderbilt, and lbs work "A
to be commenced next week The sanneI Is
70 extend from Stony Island 10 Andersen. 4
diAlAfes 81 3 100 feet, add q have double
arches & feaI hIelSaSd s wide. FL d6abls
srnek tbs cdsf j. raiA h Re 81 400. COO.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1879-03-29

Virginia is at last about to 'sse,,ls' he,
debis-not BY paying them, but by kind Of
agreement which saves the State from ne
disgrace aud the creditors from the loss Incl.
dent 70 unqualified repudiaiion Tennessee
does not get along 50 well, The Legislature
being apparently bent on destroying what
little credit the State eliH possesses. Apart
from the immortality Of Reputation in any
form, Is Is bad policy, especially for State
ike TeMesgee, which Is sure to be driven
into market to- maney whenever much needed
internal improvements arc hsspn.
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LICENSE NOTICE.
AGENTS WANTED

TNo SELL A DIRECTORY Of Baltimore,
a Carroll aud Hartford Counties.
Address,
J.F. LEWIS 4 CO.,
mar - Post Office Ave. BALTIC. Nd.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
AN INCOME WITHOUT CARE.

By the combination method Of operat-
ing In stocks u handsome income can
be secured without care. Capital In
any amount, from $40 to $50, 600, may
be used with equal proportionate suc-
cess. BY this system Messrs. Law
renee q Co., Bankers, N. Y, pool the
orders of thousands Of customers, of
various sums, into n vast amount,
and cooperate them under the most
skillful management, dividing profits
monthly. Each shareholder thus OBJ
tains all the advantages OF the largest
capital and experienced skill, and the
percentage Of profits is very great; $40
will pay 800 in 80 days; $3.50 will re-
turn.Sl,S25, or Upper cen on the stock,
and soon, IS the market varies. A
prominent publisher of the Rock Island
(ln.) Daily Arqus, made S104.15 on an
investment of $40. 90, in October. Hun
dreds Of others are doing even better.
Messrs. Lawrence & Co.. IS new circu-
lar has 1.-TWO unerring rules for success
in stock operations'' and full inform
alton. so that any one can deal In stocks.
All kinds of bonds and stocks wanted.
New Government bonds supplied. De-
posits received. Apply to Lawrence
& Co, Bankers, 81 Exchange Place.
n. Y. City.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
subduIng and Avoiding Fever and Arue.

Ofhu chronic disease. fever and apue ia
nernaps the least conouerable by the ordin-
remedy which completely roots Ii out OF
ne system In any and all OF It's various
pnhsss; This celebrated anti-pt riodic Is
rsesesaose IN compo. ition. and Is not only ef-
nc.cious. but perfectly safe. q hin that cam
pps ne predlcnted with truth OF quiniue.
nostet.e,s stomach h,tters IL, besides. n
inost emcien. means OF dele Use against ma
nria,a az ~ endows the phi, sique with an
countsr miasmatic influences without pre-
ndiee 70 hssstn: Persons about 70 visit, or
our own where Intermittent or renitten,
levers prevail, should not omit TO lay in a
sufficient supply of the great Preventive.
the stomach, bowels and liver ommon to
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

The man who needs not the warning
of pain or suffering, which always pre-
cedes maladies, often becomes, through
Incidence, the victim Of incurable dis
ease. L~assitude, WEAKNESS, Sadness,
Aching Of the Limbs indicate nervous
disarrangement, the forerumer Of many
organic and functional diseases. The
early employment of Fellows Hypo-
phosphites will effectually ward on such
maladies.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
~DELESSEPS' MOVE.

DeLesseps, the French canal man,
has taken a tumble to himself, accord.
ing to a New York special Of yeste rday
and has sent In agent to the Nicara.
guam government to negotiate for tile
exclusive right TO the San Juan route.
This would indicate either or both Of
two things, viz , that he wants to mo-
nopolize the routes, or that he is dissat-
ished with the physical and political
feathers Of the Panama route.
1t Is natural to suppose, as DeLes-
seps is determined, in his own mind,
to crown his useful life with an Ameri-
co-oceanic canal, that he desires to OBJ
tain all the privileges of routes in order
to insure that end. But there is a con
sideration Of a political nature. Pana-
ma 10 in an almost constant revolution
and capitalists are not quite prepared
to put money into a scheme that may
melt between the fires of opposing po-
litical factions. The wretches cannot
be kept In order by those interested in
the canal. for the United States would
not tolerate any interference whatever
on the part of European governments.
30 there is naturally considerable risk
In digging a big ditch in Panama.
In Nicaragua, on the contrary, there
Is q well organized government. The
people are Of u better class than those
Of Panama and are natui ally more con-
tent. Hence, there is more safety in a
canal through that country than
through Panama. Part Of the San
Juan river forms the dividing line be-
tween Costa RIGA and Nicaragua.
Here again there is a guaranty of safe.
" n p~ermanence, for Costa RIGA is
the better governed Of all Spanish
American republics. From u political
standpoint il easily be seen why
DeLesseps wants the right to the Mica
raguan route; and especially since
French capitalists have raised the
question Of safety as to the Panama
route.
But Ferdinand Del. may also sus-
pect That The NICARAGUA route 70 the
cheaper and most practical. While he
Is not prepared to openly admit this
point, because that route is purely
American, he may be convinced II its
truth In bis own mind.
However, he has not yet obtained
the right of way from Nicaragua nor
Is he likely to succeed. The govern
ment OF that country leans fondly to
the great republic of the United States
and Is anxious that the work be
undertaken by capitalists and engineers
Of the United States under the patron
age and protection Of this government.
1t has received with manifest pleasure
the announcement of Gen. Grants
willingness to preside over a company
organized for the purpose. Therefore
DeLesseps' accredited agents win ind
it up hill work to get into the good
graces Of the Nicaragunns to a sufficient
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
THE ameer Of Afcbanistun is In n

THE ameer of Afghanistun is in a
bad position. He is within the Brit
ish lines. ostensibly to assure them of
his fenlty, but really for self protection.
He has Just received the pleasant news
from his capital that the native artill-
cry which was left to guard the ameer's
family and property, threatens to de-
stroy the city and disperse unless tie
smeer returns home. So he stands be-
tween two fires.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

extent to obtain the great privileges
they seek.
It seems to be written that if ever nm
i-nter-oceanic canal is built upon this
continent, 1t will DO done by American
capital welded by American talent
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

THE British have adopted the lez-
talionis principle in dealing with At
CHAN guerrillas who are constantly liar
assIng the British rear, and gobbllng
mp small detachments.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

BRITAIN may soon have another
foreign war on her hands. Burmah Is
becoming more insolent and demon
stra.ive day by day. The British resi-
dent at Mandalay has requested the
admiralty to station a fleet there for
protection.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
Brinker Collegiate Institute.
Boarding School for Males and Females.
DENVER, COLORADO.

FACULTY.
Joseph Brinker. Sem. President.
Mrs. Lizzio q. Brinker, Matron and Prlnci-
pal OF Music Department.
Prof. D. L. Reese, A. B., Ancient Languages
and Matht natics.
Prof. W. J. Wagner. a. B., Sciences.
Prof Henry Bloch. Phil. D.. Modern Lam
w G. Brinker. Principal OF Commercial
Department.
w. o. Brinker, Principal Intermedl ate De-
partment.
Mrs. J, s. Dobson. Principal Primary Do
partment.
Mrs. F.. I. Rushmore. Teacher Painting and
Drawing.
75c per dozen. Tuition, In primar depart
ment. for 20 weeks, $40: intermediate depart
nlent.. 70; collegiate department, $50; music
department. $50: painting and drawing, SIS
fancy needle work, SIS.
logue. JOSEPH. BRINKERS-
aul4-dlm President. Box 2l8s.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

MONTGOMERY BLAIR Is mounted on
his auricular appendage and threatens
to initiate Van Buren's tactics In '4S
by defeating the party, unless Tilden
Is nominated. Mont. is politically
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

RUSSIA will soon he a buyer In the
silver. market of the world. During
1880, s7,3l2,000 worth of silver roubles
will be coined. A rouble is valued ut
about IS cents in the United States
money.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Acard.

Card.
To all who are suffering IRON the crrors and
indiscretions OF youth. mel vous weakness
early decay, loss OF manhood, &C., ! Will sent
: receipt that will ours o FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
oy a missionary In South America Send y
T. LsMAs. Station D.. Nev York aIl-iv
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

CHARLEY Fosters forthcoming
majority in Ohio is v~ariously estimated
at from 10000 to $4,000. All authori-
ties concede his election.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
OUR WASHINGTON LITTER.

The Obdook for the coming Session Of
congress-A busy time anticipated
Measures that will occupy
the attention of our wise
Solons-More change
wanted, etc.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

1T was aeronaut-y IN Wise, the bal
loonatic, to go up in q gas bag and
lose himself and companion.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC r.. r.
Is TIE GREAT CONNECTING LINK RETMEEN TILE EAsT AND TEE WE

Is main nne runs from Chicago 20 Council Binns
and unnhA- passing through Joliet OTTAWA, La
S2lo. qepesod Moline, Rock. Island. Dpvenpcr:,
Srnns1 Ga1 s52 d.! ssJ Yfo,S Gs5' nm Mas ss,Sses, b sq 9aEs,
wilton .Junction 70 Muscatine. Washington. Tair.
lcld. Eifon. 1ciknsp. Cersreytne, Princeton. Tren-
ton. Gn1lnttn. Cameron, L~eavcnworth and Atchison;
WashipGton 70 sizourney, Qskaloosa aud Knoxville;
fnSspsad sS sqEsEHdt Onss t.a nonapsI EsaJ Hfiihls9n J,Pa.
iocys. Psilis;s.. MonTsss and Gss Nio,nsssi b: MSinas.
and AyQce 70 Haglun- This Il, positively the only
kailroad uhioh owns controh. and operates .
'e agIse o ans ss ycsS S 6seoSsr SP S s sir {, ssp,na Cars.
Which ARG mfe<ior 70 nonqt and giye, you q double
berth hetxoSn ShieaSa and Council nlnfs Lesyen-
and q section for Flvo poliars. willis eli other inei
s ssass, si Ssrs. ana saf Is isf poi RSisi s$r as sss. RSlla1' Tor
What van plsase you Host vii DO thc PLEASURE Of
n!nesnf pinina and Restnurnn Cars hat accompany
sss s6Ss Az esn:s g ypa s ean oTass what a sSs DE sss
"a x~p By SO ~ fsis iEnss majority Of the peopl,
profes eep1xnte apurtuents fvr diucxcnt pqfposes
Sana We snermous Passsnse5 eqs,nSss o. this Inc
%SsaPseaS5P fa s. 4. afs 3ssasI i 6 as a slsS se ss
bon EAtlik purpoSes- ono Other great feature Of
EsAAHHASP uLg9 ~ ssEsesaa . r
Tsskss xSesss n sks Es)ted ssnses and cs
For 1af6r4naaoa nos o~bsatnabls 81 Sour
- K116BALL,
4 6uo1r1u<onduut
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07
TUESDAY, OCT. Z, 1875.

THERE are e57 polling precincts In
New York city. Just enough to defeat
Robinson.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-10-07

II yon want Lead, OILS, Turpentine,
Paris White, or Heavy Drugs, at clos
ing out prices, call on ADDoMs 6
GLOVER. argl4-tf
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The Weekly LEADER has the largest
circulation and is the best paper west.
Subscribe for 1t.
, 1879-03-24

trusted, a,,i ,lti not like to think had Of
tltn. f.1.o tn The evening | was told .
hoy wnntc,l TO see me; when lie waa brought
y ioan! i Was ; snatsr f., brother !, nst,h1o o.
stiIJ noro ragged it'll pour mid th!n. Iic stood
moment diving tto hts raE. as i o Tas scsk s'to
gentleman that bunRht tho matches ira san-
ae' Yes Mcs! then ns1es foarpfhmfts hrts
very III: tart ran over him nnsl knocked hin
down, and l!o sott his bonnet md Us naset'es
broken, n,l tie doct0t says he'll die, null that's
r.: And sIen putting thy fourpcnce on nc
table the poor ettftl broke down into great e9bs.
The Two i!tsts th!nga l.sed a!one, their fatslee
ai noti,sr t'elng dead. rnor sanlte ~ ~ ivIn,E
ehanEc. str, aill was coming back: md t'!cn 1l,
The llt,r'o knocked me- down, And both :, ny Iegs
a.n s,sre am dying, md who VIII taka care Q,
yuu when J a,lI gones What viii 20 do, Renoyl',,
The kind.hcastcti gentleman took the lad't hand
and buitl t,e would n1wafs take care Of lscuby.
Poor eautlie Ind just enough strcngth to luok
un NJ IL IL thunk hls protector, aud then the
light went out Of bis blue cycs forever.
, 1879-03-24
MOVING DAY.
{fnFfuH1ff EuSHiffF,


"1foving dny, with all its attendant horrors,
will SOON be hero" said Jamcs, yesterday cven-
Ing, "ast. don't acc how am ever to get
through with 1t. 1t brings nothing but work,
work, work."
"Wly, ycs," replied Grandfather 1fckslfngIe,
ut Is terrible i1ay for Us pour men folks, ar,l
III mistake. Scefu' as how this dre'ful day las
rolled around mi battered me over the build an
l,cctiIns potc upwards Of hundred times, l
ought to know llttle sonethtn' about 1t.
Work! Well, l should say sol Git up In the
mpru!n' before breakfast. sit nro1nd TIL Its
reatlr, then cnt urs' of down town alter wnron.
And right here l want to eay tiltt the stanlin'
premium OF million dollars In gold offered by
The United States Government to the man lint
finds wagon when he wants II has never
been claimed. No mortal MIN cvcr finds
u wagon Without floollu' round whole
su,tare, an' Jest this kind Of work Is kuoeklnt
wars ,ln years Of usefulness out Of some OF our
best young men. Well, after the doCEoned
wagon IL found, yon must give the driver your
oil rs well NJ yuur ,lew nd1ress, rs the uews-
unuers say, nl that's enough to break an orlf-
nary mau's bach. ~ tic tlme you'rc nrctty
we'll tagged onl, an yolt send tho waCon to tho
house while YOU 70 On down town about your
business, mi your wife finishes up. whatever IT.
tic odds an ends ttere innY be to do about the
noylnt. Oil It's llrc'ful, drc'full an' H. raises
tle b,istcrs on 1nY llau,s to think OF 1t II; md
grandfather bowed bis aged head OH his cane
! nliI Eruancd.
, 1879-03-24

Dean Stanley, Ii. thu coursu of a recent SCR
mon to children IN Westminster 4abbey, told Il
touching story Ut an Estnburg street Arab. Two
gentlemen wero stan1iyg ut the duor Vi u hotel
QUO very cold 4uY, w.cu little boy With thin
blue face. his fret haru an'l rcd with Tic cold,
u,ld with nothing TO cover him but q bundle Of
rugs, came md sa.d, 'E1case, s!F, buy some
matchca.' "Ao, lon't want any,, lie gentleman
said. "B1t they arc only pcnny a boz" thr
poor ltt'o fullow pleaded. "Ycs, but you ECU
VIC don't want box" the gentleman said again.
'l'hcu will kto 70 Two huxcs fur penny" tho
boy sul 1t Lust, and ~. u get rll Ut hun, thu
gentleman who tells tho story sayt, ~ huuEhl
sai.i, Il viii buy D box lo-noreow,' 'Uh, do
luy tllrln tonight, please tllu boy pleaded
again; Will ran ul,il yet you the chapRe. for
alli vera hnugtY.' Eu gaya htm tho shilling,
ald hn Started awaJ. wattctl for him, but in
boy game. Then tl': ..,t had lost my sltl-
| lug; Atili 14els Mas Iuat III TIT uuy lucs !
, 1879-03-24
QU1Ps.


Arc tho ylyas.lcrcs brigade-dcarsl
Crate sympatby-That given to Jailed GRIM
tnus.
President Scott Ia renewing his youth In
Egypt. 1t makes solnu uIcn scc.nlle to 80 there.
lhNadsllhm Bn''tttH.
THE proprietor Of bone factory announces
Tint persons leaving their bones With lin can
have them ground ut short l'otEcc.
1t was little scotc', gIrlof who, upon te!ng
aslsc i wllcsNrr she would marry or remain stu
rlc, said, " Neither; | sl,all be Il w!dow.'
An Ohlu ,.aM had his neck broken whlo trY-
tur to hrcak a colt. Tile safest way to brcuk u
cuIt IN to hire one Ut your creditors to do II.
Thu English hangu,an has proved himself 20
nronrlent in Ills rAiS1nE lint Onr IL led to tho
conclusion that to must lIare been uoosc-boy
III his youth.
III swt,uIug down the river, Panl Doyton
should tu attenuel bY directors who will see
TINT ho tnakus no Euns Oh tie banks.-4'e1
0rItans IteHu"ne.
1hp New oEleaus PicaHn"s cruelty rcmarks
tsNt s.rhr lirart Of many iuTneti,ptit merchant
Inns bceIl hurt tly thouGhtless Insurance. col'l-
panlss in9uir!ns into thc callso Of rc."
Stanley, ysllIlU uway down IN Central Africa,
discovered ono ur two tribes "a hapelcssly, tlcs"
pairlngly, suure'nely tgnora!t, that sl!sy didn't
know much more tllnu petit tusy.-Dur<ieite
Perhaps la1lk.failurea would be less numerous
II Ills managers Ut thu Institutions could si,an-
nrp not 10 .so!A 9 full-ls.'M ag9tnst f4nr Ut
kin,l, when they played pokcr.-faf!o" 71'aea.
Young I.uly to Scientific T1utna-n.. Hut /
thought yn,l we're nlsa 4 physician. DR.. KIebel-
selnuitzer.n setcntitlc Tenton--" All! yaw! ]
a,N u medicine, but 1u not operate. ."-Doaf9'.
Trapeisr.
tAtengo commercial Adrtrltssr.
O'I.cary's laps resolved themselves Into a
collapse.
lie is wise Egyptian who knows hls owl,
mummy. ...-..
Mrs, Matrimonial IMcompatibility anxtously
auealtuns, ".Vill uiYoTce follow suit"
Katc 4. Inquiries II colds sro contagious
Certainty, kats It.; for II cold IL not catching
how can It ba rauglts
Alat~see!l,s editor makes the following scason
able rcaucst: :" Young men senstit's sprlng poet
| ~ to tllla olcu Will plcaAa iuelose naires und
pl4rcssrs. no. far publication, but ~ au cvdsnct
of their insanity ln caso they arc ever arrested
Tor n.urdcr." Itat papur's poet scoruer will be
| consulted by u,Anfa YcFsifer,
, 1879-03-24

BALLAD Of CAPTAIN KID.
OH Captain Kid VIA pirate h0d,
Who forgot C1r!stian's tlutcc.
And committed many blnody ftat
P0r the consideration Of bo0l'ec.
lie ho!atcd the hag w'lll tho sku1t and bones,
An emtssn If skulI'dugree--
Mixing nu ,x,tes of black jagrant Aeta
Committed on tho high sea.
Int a Jolly old murderer was he.
A,lt hs took lffc caslIce.
A. he fell On rch merchantmen,
They rntcd II fcl.on'ee.
No tens!cr lamb was Csp'ain Kid,
hut a Dlooay buCk-nncct:
And, IL every RI llIp that crossed hlH path,
THE cost wns IiltiG deer.
Thr high ecas for and wide he swept,
uniMcky yeAscta enttnDpiny.
From wickcjAcsa he t1esct f'cpt,
For then l,u wus Kidnapping.
As he railcd lso assa!,ea
On the deep md dark b1ne hea;
And. from hla acts Of knascscc,
y knaye.all hero Was lie.
Ile gathered many sacks Of gold
Ftotn vessels That he tackcd;
FROM nti thu sens On whom he'd seize on.
a rich ransom he'd ex.ackcd.
1lc't laugh n,oud will horstd cleo
III The mldet of h!dcous s'lAnghler:
In a tocular vc1n your tuau1af scia
He'd cut. md give 10 quarter.
I.nt he mt. bis end vt ropes cad.
For hia crimes mn pcck's. s.pfat!on;