The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-06-17
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lcons AND LIT - ALI scsAfcn-l
We hear about 10 many people paas-
ing tape worms. What do they walk BY
EN- for? Pick up club and kill EN-.
An astronomer sayr another spos hss
been discovered ON the face Of The sun.
Nov ne know where th.t load of shot vent
that we fred st council Of cais the other
night.
We zee that the Car once drew .
tooth. He can consider himself lucky, for
we've tried ia lotteries, and the only thing
re could ever draw ~ long breath.
"A scientific cu& asks, ''does hanging
hurt p We unheaitstingly reply. no.
We've seen fellow hang aroond gal for
. month. and be liked IT. Il Wa the old
man's boot that hurt
-Umbrellas are nov manufactured Of
paper.
That does settle il. It il impossible to
keep your paper from being borr we'd now.
but when il il made into IN umbrella, the
only safety will Be in . white bull dog. and
he 10 lie 1t the front door.
The Maine liquor lav il twenty -eigh,
yeass old. and still works only With the
greatest difficulty.
That's nothing. There are lots Of fel-
lows in town Only twenty years old. and
they won't work 1t all.
DR.. Mary Walker wants to sit on .
jury but tie ugly men who are sitting On il
won't get up.
Let her sit-for heavens sake let her sit
On . jury, the dead man, the coroner, or
anybody or anywhere. Let Mary set
she'll never hatch.
"A man living in Ohio ha. COW whose
milk needs m churning. The butter rises
to the surface ii the milk and all il re-
quires IL the addition Of rock salt, . fev
irs and the rolls ornamenied an top with
. curry comb. when it ., ready for the
market.
And besides that, the Gov cuts wood,
does the baking and ironing and on Mon.
day morning has all the clothes out on the
line before daylight.
Why il . young vile like = hinge
Because she b something 70 adore.
And occasionally squeaks.
The wedding day appointed wss.
The wedding clothes provided.
But ere the day did come. alas!
He sickeued and be diesled.
And then abe wore her widows weeds,
Resolving to live single.
But soon abe finds q man abe needs,
And m Ir,.ee hrli. now jingle.
-Arasat must have been . good show
town Noah. with his animals, jumped
every other place forty days 10 make IL
for one night stand. -Ner Osioass fiay-
Sas.
We knew HE advance agent, A. Dove.
He billed the town.
"A pretty girl Won \ musket At . fair.
When they delivered il TO her she asked.
-Dos't they give soldier With it?'
Well, il had one S.eech and the other
thing.
-This year everything il "rinaioie."
What will everything be next year!
Why. pinbehind. Of coune.
The reason ladies' are 40 fond Of arch.
cry il, il gives them . chance TO handle
their bov.
An accommodating hen in Thompeon,
Illinois, Jays eggs with nice little handles Ia
them.
Pshav. there il . hen in Seslalia that
lays eggs and nice salt cellar and silver
caster. Ont Of every dozen, one esq il .
prize package containing gold dollar and
IS cents worth Of elegant stationery With
your monogram on the envelope. That
hen-but What II the use of talking. What
can you expect an Illinois hen to do, any.
how.
-Prsident Hayes will visit his Fremont
CO., home during the heat Of August.
That's too thin. We know where that
little brown jug il in the cellar.
The police Of the Fifth District report
the finding Of quantity Of human skulls
and hip bones in . gully on Elizabeth
street. near Belle avenue, just north Of the
Fair Grounds. The matter Of hov they
came to hs placed there will Be investi.
gated.-Rda-D iPafok.
We know. and 20 does Eugene Field.
Cosnt your spring poets.
-Naomi. the siddy young thing. Was
but $50 years old when che Darrird.
Ye.. but Naomi hadn't been ioolins
around $50 years for nothing, and don't
you forget il.
Warn, comfortable slippem for per
soos With long fees may Be aaid TO supply .
lona-felt want.
And ne noticed - be sa,d this he Vas
locking Je6esson City square in The eye.
Bishop Goba, Of Jerusalem has joss
dled.-Ek.
Don't care II be il BishoR Ne would
like 10 re osa ct into heaven With any
such name - that.
NEW PALESTINE.
Sedala RA1oo.
Nrv PALESTINE, June ..
Weather dry and warm.