Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-11-06
PITH AND POINT.
RAoY reading-News Of the turf.
The early fruit fetches tho worm.

hAoI feadlng-Nevs OF the turf
The early fruit fetches tho worm.
THE hair crop is very short this
season.
ALMosT every German lie Q musical
toot on.
WHAT q barber should talk about
while shaving a man-About two seo-
onds.
"BCsTHEAD" is tho popular name fox
whisky in West Virginia. And those
who indulge in it arc usually busted"
Az exchange asks: an the vegetable
race who ever saw the tomato catchup7"
No one, of course; but the tomato can.
M Soul's at the Gate,S is the title
OF q new piece Of music. He had bet
ter be careful, or he may find tho old
mans sole at the gate, to, some of
, these fine evenings.
IuaE. with a Toss in her hair.
Sweet ~ her breath is sweet,
Her llpe EIuiyer with song,
With ripple Of sOft warm ar
Stirred by her love urged fost,
l. booming right Along.
"A LrTrLE dog in front yard will
make moro noise than a whole menagerie
particularly when fellow is trying 10
slip ont of the front door without max
ing any noise, and the old folks happen
10 sleep right over the front stoop.-
Eimird Gazette.
LITTLE billy was told: Never ask
for anything at the table. Little boys
should wait until they are served" The
other day, after rejecting seriously q
minute or two, he asked Mamma, when
little boya atarye 10 death do they 90 10
heaven ~ Paris paper.
SOME persons have a great faculty
for getting on in the world. The little
shaver who stood at the foot Of his class
when we were schoolboys toRether now
proudly guards the left field in some
crack baseball club, and is playing for
a fielding average Of .97G.-Net0 Hdue1
Register.
WHES you see q woman going toward
the river with q good-sized pole in her
hand, and a wrinkle across her nose,
you needn't think she's going fishing.
Not much she's got q boy down that
way who prornised her, with tears in
his eyes, Inc wouldn't 60 in swimming.
--ShJenuiIe Herald
GENTLEMEN OF the jury" said Mr.
Phelps TO the twelve men Of Worthing.
ton, Mimi, who had convicted his
daughter Of selling cider without a
lccnfc, an I've got TO say is, you're a
set Of iackasses, and you may wave
your ears over that solemn truth" Mr..
Phelps was fined sl0 for contempt of
court.
RAPHAEL died without knowing the
rapture il is to catch the expression on
the face Of man who chases a street
car three blocks, and then, just before
he makes the jump for the step, pulls
up suddenly and goes back TO the side
walk, trying 10 look as though he hadn't
just discovered that he hadn't solitary,
lingering red cent about his clothes.
HE looked up very humbly, and said
he VAS sorry TO be found in such
place. but he could assure the court
that be was never in the prisoners box
before. Ncver?" asked the court,
with some severity. Look-a-here,
Judge said the culprit, name the fine,
but for Heavens sake don't spring that
Pinafore gag on fellow. Turner's
Falls Reporter.
TAYYY.
Of all confertonH IN the list
The girls deem txfy Fvsetat;
Ard. with = a. 8uth uell hilsd AID kiKssd.
Their 1nv iE thc onfupletssti
81 boyr, e Arr ney spa kng 90,
Az iu 81 odeTn tsshitn-
They tar shly bestgw.
And cou. sii loves pAssion-
chicago Caf.aser1sa! Aaro7asr.