Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-01-07

a feller is took sudden he must pul
up with sech comm odations as he
can git, and not be hog about
it.n
One day Billy, that's my brother,
he and Sammy Doppy was nlavn
by.a mud hole, and Billy he sed;
NOW, Sammy, les play we was a
barn yard, you be the pig and lie
down and wolIer, and lie be a bull
ana beller like every thing.n
so they got down on their hans
ana kanees, and Sammy he went
in the mud and wollerd, vile Billy
bellerd Ike distant thunder. Bime-
by Sammy he cum out muddy, you
never seen sech q muddy little fel.
Ter, and hs said: "Now you be pig
an let me beller.u
But Billyhe said: 'I aint very
good pig fore dinner, and little be
time huff fol you to beller wen
you're mother sees you're close.n
A man wich nad ben put in the
pen tentchery CPS he stole o horse
he got out and rim way wsth his
stripy close on. \And one day vile
he was runin q way he met zebry.
SO the man he mked vile a.
stonish, and thenyhe sed; "How
long was you put infor?i
But the zebry ityidpt saw env
thing, and after a vile the man he
sed agin: GLOW Md you git
outP"
Then the zebry itaidnt saw no
thing ether time, so Me man he
sed: 81 have been toe there is a
place were they put fefers in the
pen tenehery wich stele horses, but
here | ges thay put horse in wicb
are stole, and I hope it aint no
offence for to say think hats lust
the way it OF to be-"
One time there was o ma had
cammle, and the cammle twas a
show, and the man wich had twas a
ridin it to a other town, and hemet
a other man wich was pushn n
weel barro. Then the weel baro
man he was n stonish, and IN
luked mp to the feller onto the can
miles back and he sed: ~ CESS yo,
wude be safer if you wude put al
litenin rod onto yure horse" y
Then the cammle back feller he
sed: "Yes, and 1 CESS you wude
ride more cumftable if you put a
seat in yure waggen."
But wen I rode little Sally Brope
in mine she was upsat, and I never
seen sech straddle bug in my life,
no in deed, and Billy he dident a
hisn.
Vile we wus to our dinner Uncle
Ned he sed: "Johnna, do you kano
that New Years day has come, an
at this seson the swearn off is first
rate?n
And my father he spoke up and
lie said: Eyes, Edard, an it is the
hope of this family that you will
improof the casion by sevrin yure
canexion with with the mining
intrests of the State of Nevady."
Wen my father he said it Uncle
Ned he turned red like HOLSTERS, an
after vile he sed: "The reason
wy called Johnnys a tenshion to
the subjeck of the new year was
for to say that it wude be O nifty
guide time for him to rasslc with
his father's paintle habbit of kickn
AAtt oOW
Wen asst Uncle Ned wot did he
mean by bein down he sed, Uncle
Ned did: "Wel; Johnny, 1 was
mistook, it amt me that's down, but
only Jest some minin stocks wich 1
put some of you're fathers mummy
an my own into cos hisn was o lyin
in the bank eatin its head off in
intrest and dident hav no use for
mine xcept ] paid it back to the
very man 1 had borrode it Of, wich
was you're father. Course, Johnny,
sech axdents will hapn in emmy
family, but mus confess they hav
ben occurn as pretty regler thing
in thisn sence found out
a ded sure way to beat
the stock markit. Yure fathers
unfeelin hint that it is time for to
swair of is nifty rughf onto man
wich has ben to InJy end everywhere,
pertickler jest wen he has ben Civ
u pint by feller wich is on the in
side, but, Johnny, sum foxes is sech
chuckle heded galoots about stox
that other foxes is afrade to back
their own fleshn blud. Yes, my
boy, one Of the werst feechers OF
this gittin rich by stox is it makes
a mau dowt his brother.n
But Billy he says is selling the
pianno for to pay the butcher is
gittin rich, wy not bust up the
cookn stove and be jest too gorjous
for emmy thing?-San francisco
Ar90naut.