Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-01-09
FenininitieS,
Weddings are always fashionable.

proposal. a= y q
A Woman's Right-A right to has
band, if she can get one.
Women d. not talk more than men {;
they are listened to more, that's all.
Let not your hearts be troubled pro-
vided diamonds are trumps. N. Y.
Graphic.
When tramp demands meal of an
Arkansas woman she sticks apistol in
his face and proposes to give it to him by
the barrel.
An observing man has discovered a
similarity between young ladies' semi
nary and a sugar factory, as both refine
what is already sweet. E%
Now that baby has been choked by
the rubber tube of nursing bottle,
mothers will believe the prlmeval system
of feeding offspring the best by large
majority.-BOstOn Transcript .....
"Alice Oates celebrated her 9th birth
day in San Francisco, and was made the
recipient of numerous costly presents"
Some editors put a after the figures in the
above item. How mean! s#kE
The crownless flower bonnets for even
| ing and reception wear have been sup
planted by crown less bonnets made Of
short curled ostrich-tips, closely laid, and
effectually covering the head-pisce.
A Pennsylvania girl waited whole
year before bringing suit for damages
against man who kissed her without
warning, and the crushing verdict of one
L cont n fnoIr hor hToo&h
The dark border formerly in vogue on
finger nails is not considered in good
taste when accompanied with diamonds,
though few conservative ladies still adj
here to the old custom.--Boston Tran-
script.
The Princess of Wales, according ~ a
correspondent, never fiinches when the
crowd stares at her, and always MAKES
herself good to look at by exquisite taste
in dress. She must feel lonesome in
England. ~r~r<. r r-
About this time the man who keeps a
few valuable account books at home. is
pleased, upon reference to them, to find
them full of fern leaves and fattened cat
erp;llars and sdch, which the dear girls
are pressing.
AS everything indicates that we are
going to have one of the coolest winters
ever known on the continent, LEdis
Thompson went and bought another
bracelet. She says she is going to keep
warm if she has to smother herself.
| Very Select.-Dr. Newman spoke, in ,
recent sermon, of ''the sad funeral process
sion" which followed Abel to the grave
An irreverent woman in the audience
nudged her companion, and whispered
"Not such large procession, but very Sc
lect-none but the first families"
A lady friend of ours went into he
kitchen one day and said to her brigh
eyed Irish COOK, Betsy, there is to b
an eclipse of the moon tonight, whicl
you can see if you look out after it rises.
"Arrah, ma'am," cried Betsy, land is
the moon that ye say is to be 'cIipsed
sure yez don't have the moon 1clipsel
here, does yea It's the sun in m,
counthryp' r~ts,,ars ,,n~~.
The editor:of the Hackensack Rspubls
!. can went to call on his girl, when b
. saw on the front steps q sign sBeware @
: the paint" He went away signing. 6
+ never before knew that she painted. -
Neo Fork Heruld. Els. 5FS
D When Miss Mary Anderson was 6
] Hartford young fellow who though
/ Ito cultivate her acquaintance sent her a
Y invitation to dine with him after the pei
. fcrmance, to- which the young aetrei
' replied she was not on foraging tour.
r At wedding recently, when the offic
a ating priest put to the lady the question
t "Wilt thou have this man to be thy wee
r ded husbandsp she dropped the prettie
courtesy, and with modesty which lei
{. her beautyan additional grace replies
o 'if you please" ~ - q s
Y A Cleveland lady writes though Il
n husband was never s'unkind,n he was OF
Is en- moody and morose until he heard Oc
e Ingersoll's lectnre on sLiberty ofMa
a Woman, and Child" That was over
{. year ago, but stree then he has been
If devoted and tender as before the we,
/ ding. 1,s. IS 49, Il sst4@I faaj
ST. A marr0n dwelling ON the banks Of Il
y Tee, England, under cross. exeminati,
t. as q witness at the Durham assizt
% turned up her nose at the insinuati,
60 that her daughter was inclined to wed
or ;widower. every likely indeed,s "a
)" she, with tess OF s her head, tsthat n
Il daughter should marry second hal
manl'