The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-11-08
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

Hard to beat-BOiled eggs.
A double shell race--Cams.
The first duty on Ito cross il.
belle wringcr-Prctty laundrcss.
Total rcx-Several European Kings.
Only strike a man who is down-on you.
A fall opening-An uncovered coal-hole.
Acorn on the tree is worth two on the toe.
Flour il rising. All good -four should rise.
Eggs should never fal-it spoils them to fall.
Our golden eagles are coming home to roost'
John Quincy Adams is a chip of the old icicle
rrofanc upstart--The man who sat on a bent
pin.
Mr.. Hauan haa packed up his saws and return
cd TO Canada.
Alas, how .ruel A breath of suspicion, says the
lsGGyn,, ruins temperance lecture.
The car wears a mail shirt. He is right; a fc-
Ssale shirt would look ridiculous
Cast Off stove pipe cut in slices makes very
handsome bangles for ladies' wear. 1t just scots
'sm. Bangor Commercial.
A man has patented a fan, to be attached to
The table and worked by the supertluous strength
Of "storc butter"
There is general surprise at Washington that
30 Ohio man has yet applied for the White River
indian Agency.
The Utes object to being civilized, and the
white men on the border object to being Ute
hxed - Boston Courier.
The babies are not forgotten The leading
mandatory Of dolls in this country is turning
out 600 iy-Lacon Home Journal 600 which
babies or dollsg
Ewes are not eyes when cigar smoke makes
them water. This is reliable. Waterloo Observer.
Beaconsield says the American. are emigrat
ing to Canada The old gentleman probably re-
krs to the republican emigration in 1861 to
Escape the draft.
ale is very absent minded" said Il candidate
Of an opponent Indeed his mind is entirely
absent"
The Chicago Tribune, in fit of poetic fervor,
describing sunrise on the lake. says: "The
morning sun, seen through dense fog, looks
IKE brass knob on the gates Of heaven"
A recent obituary notice says: "Mr. Smith
was an estimablc citizen. He died with perfect
resignation. He had recently been merriedw-
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n, C,-,..
Me rurses Of humanity II inst show. that wHath
ever people like best that is bad for them.-Pic.
syine
Inc ufuhdy county supervisors nave bought an
sghty-acre farm near Morris, for poor-farm for
S,Up. Poor farms in this county can be
bought for less money.
"Whom can we trustY, ia the black TYNE in.
sniry OF an exchange 1t is Of no consequence.
syonizer.-Ne,o Ha,Sn Re1i,,er 10 WIZ ''"'
S'ca. many nhcn vi 'he Doara OF lrade are
turning Their attention TO agricultural themes
just now; vi course We refer TO the bully
fho"s VINO are engaged IN trying to raise
Hheat'-h1'
II was u "agglsh magistrate
vino sadly Inrasica !" tna c :..a.s Il. .v,vu
Because he couldnt win her.
Tne ind,,s, yen vn d a'u'
"Alasi that he should lacerate
The lass he rates so highly.
Speaking OF nautical terms, was Noah's wife
his first Mate - Waterloo Observer. From an Hi
herman standpoint Ham was all the mate "
A petrifcd woman has been discovered near
JInlifav II ia susnectcd that her husband g.vc
,.r ,on do,Iors u;,,o,, oeLi,,, 30 ,ro, ,, can
bonnet. and She was petriied with astopshment
Grant heard Plnaiorc Tor The hrs; time IN san
Francisco. but was not particularly pleased with
it, At ono point Hebe forsot her part and render.
I'd IT, "4ud ,rs are tie Gaseous and The Corbins ami
~, DENTS" of course IL was n mara s,i, Of ,,o
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aver II
r.. ,riood. and ro,,. ,...
s,i guy, nicnic n few davs a,,o w ihn edtnr ~
Shat paper, and worked him IN neat addition
=" ;. IN, S SUPP ~, Ps'o'' i'st.Lhh.nangs.
eyes have seen the ylory 81 the tord y, ~ E naio
ke Ga.
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