The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-01-21
PLEA BITES.

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icoas Ar TIT 60 all sssAfeM.l
In Wsco. Texas. recently. . mule a.
tackled ye.siing calf very ssvaxiy. The
calf tried Ia get away, but could not. and
At Las, turned On the mule, which vas bit
| ing AND kicking IT, and bu,ted him squ.rely
in the forehead. The mule Staggered and
fell dead the calf vas unhur.-E1.
This shows what energy snd bull headed
ness ~ill secomp:ish. Tie SAME trials oi
character saved the calf that ,osds Grant.
"A servant girl At Hartford, Michigan
| tell into . rain-bsrrel and Was drownsd.-
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They amt sfraii Of rain-bsrrels in JET.
ferscn City. The average servan, girl ol
tina, burg wa.hes her lee, in No hogs
head.
-L.ce.hor.-r.d lawn. ~iil ssain be worn
next sea.Gn.-Ex.
| Gcod enough: i:ut ~ believe the same
old picket fences will enclose lawns here.
Abouis.
Persons wssrin: birds upon their bon-
nets snou Id nave them made With their
plumsse the same color ~ the velvet Oi
which their bonnet IL msde.-E.
! Ru, ca,s have the most feathers onto
them this year. Aud there sin't much diff
ference in church music, anyhow.
Papa, what's . safer "A saie, nv
child, il n charitable institution, in which
benevolent old people aud orphans lay up
Lrir money Tor the uss II sickly burglar.
in paying h"lei hills Al Saratoga" what
c.shi~r?' "a csshier, my child il q
ign board established BY smiable direc-
i"rs to point out the way into . cafe. ,
What's a telsciIvev Hes . burglar,
brother in.la~, and always boards with hi-
re,a,;On.."-Aaany EImess
whats = d~p-iiory
My juvenile int~rlocusor, he 10 the id
TOOL Who furnishes ell the money for the
balance"
A nev convert Ut the recen: revival q
the Hub" Who likes plenty oi grub, and
sho hal lei rather loud life, wss called
an to pray recently; he said: 'Oh. Lord
give veryboay in ihis town . barrel nj
nerf. aud barrel Of pork, and barrel al
molas~es, end barrel vi pepper then he
,esil tied and said ''Oh, thunder. that's tos
much p-Ppe:."-E
How strange il II that his religious ierov
got 80 far ahead Of his judgment - to make
him forget the si.G Of life. He never said
whisky once.
The Duke Of Athol . young man Of
! 36. holds the dukedom, two marqnisates,
i've earIsioi.,s. thrre titles ~ vi.coans and
Selve ~ baron, twenty three titles in all ;
ak more than any other n0bleman in the
United Kingdom.-E.
And yet ne asv fellow cell . load o.
wood for sl.:5 yesterday, snd alter he hsd
got six drinks in him, the Duke Of Athol
didn't amount to clothes pin to hin. He
sxs q double-crowned hyens from Flat
creek. with every hair 'quirmins snacon-
la, and every double tooth . lightning
FISHING tornado! Sho, the Duke 'ain's .
circumstance to our "noblemsn :"
"A Cal,fornia farmer has Just lost BY
death his second vile. WhO three years sgO
made him for the ,hiriieth lime father.
Ills ist wife Conferred the same distinc-
zion twenty -four 'imes.-Ek.
Lei..ee-iven.y-iou times thirty make
30. Give ~ . bill Of particular.
And nov comes the most wonderful
part Of the whole history. With natural
teeth all gone. AID With tongue completely
u. rooted, Mr.. Burnham could talk With
-ase. Her vor'is. m any Of them, tn Be sure.
s~re clipped. Lui yet ale talked even better
than many Persons With crippled palate.
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Ths,s nothing. There 10 . pstri6ed &c
man on the top Of Pixies Peak, vith pet
ri6ed tongue. She vas IN ancient astec.
.nd died over million yesrs $50. but thsi
tongue keeps r,xh, o" vsegins. and on a
cold day. when she ID making il hot for the
old man, the ,rapprrs get up there to shsw
the n,s<lves out.
A Pennsy!v,nia editor. in an appeal to
his patrons, ssya: "The editor wants grain.
PORK, tallov, candles. whiskey, linen. bres-
~.x. uool. or any thing els. he can eat
EyehanH.
II this appeal had included 'iraveutters.
silver toned orEaos. horse 6ddles. sewing
machines. army drawer. rcd precipit.,e
and rubber good. we would have thought
old Cephss had clipped over into Peunsyl-
wants. and started . paper.
The most eminent European and Amer.
icsn phvsicisns highly e"mmend PAoli'.
El-ctro-v"l,sie Belt. ~ the mot Elective.
simple and inexpensive means IL supplying
m~dics! electricity, that has come under
their notice -Ek
Did ihoae eminent soosten ever Observe
the amount IL electricity there 10 aronnd
the house When the old man pulls ID his
tels. and catches . younssisr By the top
knot!
A doctor vaa discovered holding q
young lady in his lsp. the other eseainR.
snt NJ stated sh~t h. vsa exsmininR her Tor
IN adscsiou of the hesss, and he re0arked
that there ~. noshinR vsoae in laying her
head On her oilles. Will thss young ply.
sician rice and exPl.inf
No. he wont. Bu, there will Be- ~ IN.
rse-d parent sitting q. HE doorstep. 9th |
Ire in his eye and doubls bssrsllsd shol- !
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