The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-04-24
FACTS AND FANCIES.
CHANG LrNe's FLUTE.


'rwss night; the tired tOlaiers were peacefully
qzs Fos hum Of voices ,,ss SIishsa inEsPoss -
When a low note on shs night afr rasrse stealing
30 soothingly over the Esnsss It fell
So fouchlnsly sweet sOtt and appearing.
Like the musical notes o. an aerial beIts
Nov rising, ro~ faliing, now foIler nov clearer,
Now tqu dIy soft, now QF val ,ng cry .-.-
Nov the cadeno-s eesra floating s1d neartIs
Noz dying away in Whispering sish-
whsnes game these sweet sOundsT Who the Dn-
That sSia brsatsz pat hi.sOul which nosaa on the
IN ms sIo5iouS ls siebs. II styais g Eysisp
as to soften the keSsis q 1See te'oisls lI 49,
zraasIasson from fhs cqsSaess.
TREES begin te die at their tops Men
begin to dye there, too.
IT Ia better to hang around athouESnd
girls than 8 street corner.
MARKET quotations do not affect the
prics of ofliberty, which aiwsys remains at
eternal vigilance.
IN Copenhagen there Is manufactured
rom the blood of csttle chocolate,
which is said to be the most nutrltlous
article vet known to science -
NEVER use slang. It may not always
auply. Listen as A comes to BIS roonls
Says B-"How do you like my new
shoes ?" A." Oh, they're immensN
GRAEDDAUaHTER-B you will go to
the funeral OF your old friend, grandpa
Octogenarian-Oh, I don't know Don't
tafk to me o. funerals. Much IS ever
shall be able TO get to my own.
THEY were having q snsrl, and she
ssked him if thexe was anything in the past
he vvo,lId like to recall. he heartiessly
answered, z es, the day you hTst refused
me- .sAz..--rt LII.
FHE editor of paper fecentiy IN IN
sisted that poets must be blle1, lac
next day he received s composition en- u
tied The Ballad of the MeTch Snt
Trust-Bust !"
THAT was a CHASTITY joke that sinful
townsman played on stranger whom
he promised to introduce to s rich plants
er. and then took him around and intro
duced him to the leading undertaken.
BEFORE marriage man is generally
greeted by his sweetheart with, nay
darling, is it you 2'' But after marriage
she generally rushes 10 the door and
shouts, "Hugh Henry, wipe your
JErms-"I see, Robin, that the paper
saws we're tae have 8nither storm nSxt
Monday" Robin" Man, it. terrible
Since thae Yankees hiv gotten the
weather intae their keeping we've sstorm
every ither day"
"WHAT ever shall do with such
bad, bad boy" said loving mother, as
she strove to impress on the mind OF her
six-year-old toW-head his manifold
treublesOmeness. "Oh, you let me
alone; amt half as bad a. / can be-"
GARIBAIDI has written letter to tFe
effect that If the present king renders
Italy prosperous, be will deserve the
gratitude of all Italians, including the
republicans. The latter pretend that
the old man has sold out in his dotsge.
In 1873 the legislature of Arizons
passed special act divorcing the terri
toriai governor from his vile. The pre-
cedent thus formed has been followed
until in 1877 no less than nine couples
were parted by act of legislature.
"THANK God for free gospel" said
| an old church member, suddenly carried
away by the eloquence of the preacher.
give and twenty years have bsen a
church member, and it has not cost me
ss many coppers.'' " May the Lord for
give your stingy soul !'' said the preacher
A BFyBER of the rhetorical class in
certain college had just finished his dec
! Iamation when the professor said Mr..
=. do YOU suppose a general would ad-
dress his soldiers in the manner In which
you spoke that piece y " Yes, SIR 1
do" was the reply, he WAS oSit
scared to death"
/ A BIRNINGHAA manufacturer has re-
/ cefved from his agent in Turkey the fol-
| lowing order One of my customers
is in want of a dog-skinning machine
You have probably seen or known such
a thing. Through this machine holding
the dogs. when still alive, in few nin~
utes the skin is off them, and the dogs
sIsa killed thus, without giving them
much torture. Please send drawings
and lowest prices, etc.
A YANKEE who had never paid more
than twenty five cents to see an exSi-
bition, went to New York theatre one
night to see the &c Forty Thieves" he
ticket>seller charged him seventy i've
cents for a ticket. Passing the paste
board back, he quietly remarked: keep
it, mister; don't want TO see the otner
thirty-nine," and out he marched.
REMARK of severe parent to blooming
daughter upon discovering that one OF
the legs of the big chair IN the parloT
had been broken the Sunday evening
previous: 81 wish you to understand,
Susan. that this chair was constructed
with a view to the accommodations OF one
F person at time, and has not the strength
and scarcely the capacity for two.