Daily globe., 1879-04-23
GLOBELETs.
Wagner is 66.
John B. Cough is 62.

Nilsson may come over, next year.
Oftentime scaiy-The weighs of the world.
Boat races should come off in regular row.
tation.
It's called the Grant furore, because few
roar for Grant. s...-,--e--
Modern cigars are like lottery tickets-one in
q thousand draws.
A babe born at Middletown, N. Y. weighed
but one pound at birth.
The Bolivans have had to surrender Calama
This is great Calamaty.
While man has been sitting perfectly still,
we have seen his sidewalk.
A gold coin bearing the date of 1920 has late
ly been found in Normandy.
Never hurrah until your mother-in-law has
hauled you out Of the woods.
company is organized to light the city of
San Francisco with electricity.
Trichinosis has appeared for the first time in
Italy at Brescia and Piacenza.
New York fremen must be FIVE feet seven,
lean and lively, and not over 80.
An old lady in Georgia has carried brass
pin in her mouth for twenty years.
English, replied, 'Not word, SIR
The tax on armorial bearings in England reali-
zes half million dollars annually.
The man with strawberry mark on his arm
can now sell himself for short cake.
| Mrs. Emma D. E. N. Southworth il now at
work on her sixtieth novel. Whoa, Emma!
! classical chemist describes his stern and
| 1olx JeGs
An exchange says that Lydia Thompson can
kick like an Indian. Talk about her being
kicker.pooh!
| Mrs. Christiancy, wife of the minister to
Peru, ia very i'll at the home of her parents in
| Washington.
Alexander Stephens is chairman of the COM
mittee on weights and measures. Comment is
unnecessary.
John NJ Morton, Senator Morton's son, will
leave San Francisco, this week, for his consul
ate at Honolulu.
The N. 81. Palladium says Key stands up for
the dignity of his office. That is not all. He
draws his pay regularly
Scientists have discovered that the num-
mied bull in the Egyptian museum, London, is
species Of our common OK.
!, A petroleum spring in Pechelbroun, lower
t Alsace, has flooded the bitumen mine there to
the extent of 1,750 cubic metres.
It is said that of 10000 Cinnamon employed
on public works in California only six have
been discharged for misbehavior.
> The late frost had bad effect on the trees
in Texas. Several men were found dead ;,
3 hanging to the trees, the next morning.
! An ingenius instrument has been invented
by the of which the action of the pulse is
\ accurately measured and photographed.
: The late Nine. Bonaparte never adopted gas,
but always used candles, and would not allow
! carpet to be laid upon her bed-r ,om floor.
It Mr.. Hendricks says he will not have the second
L place on the Democratic Presidential ticket in
n 1880. He will be. head of the ticket or moth
ing.
Edward s. Stokes, the slayer of Fiske, has
- taken up his abode in San Francisco. He is
- now the chief owner of valuable Nevada
: mine.
# native of Kentucky initiates thecrowing of
ot cock remarkably well that the upon
le several occasions has risen two hours earlier
~ by mistake.
man who went to Texas said he would
&c shake the dust of that State off his feet. In
I, about five minutes he was hanging from
90 cottonwood tree.
TO "Grandfather's Clock" continues to run $30(
SO month into the pocketbook of Henry C
he Work. It was great day for him when 9TH,
ne old man died."
Boston girl caused a lull in the conversation
III by referring TO certain man as being ''ver,
ar negroardly," It is strongly suspected that sht
be meant "niggardly.''
Simplicity of attire is now the rule among
10 great men. Cetewayo wears old spotte'
CO blanket, and the sublime Mosby refuses to as
8, sumo gaudy attire.
uuo New Jersey man has invented pape
ne ~ stocking, intended to be worn over the cotto,
;a, or woolen stocking, thereby excluding cold an
mt dampness from the feet.
ter John Letcher, VirgiDia's "war Governor,
n has just recovered from long sickness, causes
ne by fall on the ice. Oh, Governor, why didn
~ you Letcher-self down easy3
Zach. Chandler-not Henry Clay-says b
would sooner be tight than President-TEo
change.] Zach. must be glad that he ism
gh- President the most of the time.
or When Grant shall have completed his obse1
;. vations at 'India's coral strand he proposes
stl next year, to take trip to "Greenland's ic
pin ..:.,, of a.1t r;va-
ity ''A'"-'t' ~ wy
ew A street car motor, to be run by qulcksllve
1er is being made at Aurora, Ill. Eight hundre
rts: pounds of quicksilver are required to furnis
ort an equivalent of three horsepower.
~. young man employed in a store in the vi
st. lage of Aurora, N. Y, recently handed over I
ish his employers the SUM of $500, which he ha
nt taken from the till during long service.
ess Two respectfully connected youths late
ed cut fourteen telegraph wires for fun, in En-
! a land, thus interrupting Liverpoors commun
de- cation with London, Dublin and the Unit,
e1t States.
be
vill young lady ate half wedding cake q,
nr. then tried to dream of her future HUSBAND
Now she says that she would rather die th'
st. marry the man she saw in that dream.-E
w. change.
10 Lovers of oysters r.ter eat all they can th
oso o month, says the Syracuse Herald. the
~ ~ won't be another with an in it until Septel
noa Der, unless they prefer to spell the precedi
ne month Orgust.
ink Private Dalzelrs town and township, bo
cen hitherto Democratic, went Republican Nc
ood day.-Ctncinnan Gazette. Well, you'd mai
no rally expect a community afflicted to
ihs 10 somethin desperate.
ects Hamilton Fish offered resolution in t
the New York Assembly the other day, that where