The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-02-13
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Theresab in every ones bonnet-NerO York
World.
Isn't it funny that when fish are weighed the
weight OF the scales has to be counted in.
Linen busters dyed black do not deceive men
who know what good overcouts are They are too
thin.
Talk about your piercing eyes; did you ever sit
down on the blunt end Of needle?-YOnkerS CD
sette
"This is hard year" as the fellow said who
feltEup and found his lear frozen stif.-KtOkah
Constitution.
Two men still keep steady guard day and
night over the grave Of Brigham Young in q
small building erected near it.
Whether on the henroost high
Orin the butchers van,
The noblest place for fowls 10 die
Is where they die for man.
Utica Observer.
IA Jones county Qowa) man was converted one
night, and the next day bet man he would stick
to his religion for year.
with all thy false love thee still =" murmured
young man as he calmly handed his girl the ar
tifcial teeth that she had sneezed into his lap.
Annie Moores gone away to get married,
And her loss we deeply deplorei
Midst hosts of friends here long she tarried %
But she'll never come back Annie Moore.
San Francisco NeDS-Leiter.
A Chattanooga darkey who was one of jury
which failed to convict for want of evidence, ex'
planned to his brethren that the culprt was ''re-
leased on sipicon."- NJ Y Grdphic
Paddy" said joker "why don't you get your
ears cropped they are entirely too long for
man." And yours" replied Pat, Ought to be
heightened; they are 100 short for an ass"
A great many years ago poor beggar explain
ed his ragged appearance by Observing IL have
no money to buy new clothing, and mend can't
And his class have been called mendicants ever
since.
Mrs. Partington again Poor man said the
old lady and so he's really gone at last Nine
ty eight, was he Dear, dear to think how that
If he'd lived two years more he'd have been
centurion. ."-Judy.
young lady who resides in one of the western
suburbs of a city rejoices in the possession of
large and tawny ST, Bernard which she calls Tafy
because, as she explains to inquirers. lit was Civ.
en- to her."
The Emperor of Germany is now wonderfully
well and vigorous, though still carrying his arm
in a sling. He gives audiences and rides out
daily. He has held a commission in the Prussisn
army seventy'two years.
Do Maine girls Bangor curl their hair IN r
Mda. Oh, they arrange 1t in Calais sort OF way.
Boston Fost. It's just as well to be sure that the
back hair is arranged Beliast.-COmmerctaI, II
she is too Calais she will ROuen it.
Itis no sign because you see three canary bird
cages hanging in the window, and hear the little
birds sing their songs, that the inmates Of the
mansion are any happier than if they only had
dog tied I'D in the cear.-N. Y Express
owing to the custom of dying the hair blonde,
the guests of our cheap boarding houses are una
BILE to note the changes among the female help as
accurately as formerly, the hairs in the hash be.
ing OF a uniform color,-[Ourt Journal
A medical journal discusses the power Of the
hand, and how to streOgthenit it, Viewing the sub
iect practically, we are convinced that the power
of the hand depends entirely upon the value OF
the cards. and that q weak hand may often be
strengthened in the draw
Oh, the snow, the beautiful snoWI
II lasts so long, and 1t melts so slow,
Itloafs around and piles upso,
How everybody wishes 'twould 60
Also, the slush the beautiful slush
Seasoned with salt and worked into mush
Making one walk with shove and push,
May it 70 away soon, and go with rush.
Sidney LGaier.
Tennessee widow bought suit of clothes for
a Young man, with the understanding that he
should marry her, but be hastened TO his own
county and purchased a license for himself and
a voung lady whom he had previously engaged
and was married. The widow made him sur
render the clothes,
Providence youngster fond Of visiting muse
ums, Of a speculative turn Of mind, and very al
fectIonate, startled his mother the other day by
remarking that II she died he would stuff her SO
that he could sit in her lap all the time. He al
terWard added, when die, II don't go where
you are, I'll come back and die over again."
Girls If you want to encourage young men get
an album. It's the first thing bashiul young
man grabs when he enters strange house where
there are girls. We've seen them look through
rrt;l thew knew every picture by heart. It's won
dorfnl what interest q bashful man will take In a
g,rl,s grandmother and pug. nosed uncle az the
srst visit but it's always so. Get em girls It's
The hest thing in the world to occupy fellows
hands and it's sure cure for bashtuiness'-F""N
ddelphia ChrOnicle.