Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1879-10-31

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When + took At town IElfs in aul
hits variations, lin constrain too sa,
oh! NV thee times, oh! NV thee
bmanurs. "A town is made up NV aul
sorts NV tashuns, an aul sorts NV
people, an that's what makes it vari-
gated Now Thee Iashuns thes das ar
rcdlculus lin thee sublim and shows n
pheher'up'fro he'd too fut ist as he
stans. I'm mitly pleezed wild thee
styIle;.. Fur eff tbar's any faucc pre-
lenses you's nifty ap too ketch up
wldanm, People can't make as gud
time on rase by bout a fut an a half
rs they usterin olden times. I notis
ed it aul mi life, people put into n bag
can't run. l :perenced this wonce
Mt a pix mix. | gott in big an th,t
I'd sho gimnazrums. l didn't mem
Der any thing arter the sceund Jump
fur toohours. WhenI cotn to ) Ehad
pcece Nv gimnazrum (skin) hingin
trum mi noze bout six. inches long.
The gal l went thicr wild (SaD en-
braced me in thee kollor wild booth
hans. Mi fuss jump wus iist sixteen
feet. The oanly relik left her were
mi shuhi which she cherishes cavcn
too this preezent da. l made three
cirkles bout halfaker deap iii order
too git agud foot holt fur runnin,
then struk bea line fur home,
think | made thee bess time Gil re-
kord, mi koat-tal stood at hacmass
frum thee jump. The pik-nikers
RACED wun skreemi an thort every
Ingin in Dragon wur on mi trale.
Stump, rutcs, and krcepin things
gercTaiy gott out mi wa. Part NV,
thee rase wur on the raleroad, an
thee time | wur maxim karlscl thee
TELEGRAPH poss too look like teth in
komO. Mi gal (SaD attempted too
follow me. l looked back when
wur wun hundred yarlcs OF IN she
run jist Etoo hundred in thee reare.
Poor criter wur tangled up in wrn NV
these'ar pin baks, oanly moovin at
thee rate of m le in three minits,
wur. sune out of hccrin Nv her lovin
embra &C, M haint had the plesur
nv werin' n shuhi scncc. l pass too
phellers staliiin BIZ thee raleroad, 1
herd wun pheller sa, git outer thee wa
the pay trane is comm, she's gott
red lite in lfrunt, muss be danger
ahcd. / never stop too make any
explanations, fur j'st then wur
mcsurin sixtene krosstys every jump,
Iwur gitin outer thee va NV them ar
lngins, nn I haint tlctl, I'm runnin
yet. Ever senco then | cant st III
tito fitin close and pin-bals | be-
lcve thicr is mu:y in this bisness ut
tep lcense q jump, but hit Qdires
pheller that's useter wurkin in single
harnes. i think ref [ had eli Pcrk.
ms too take: holt cwid me, we cud
make @ fortun, ! want wun pheller
too loll the lag while tothcr phellcr
tluz the jumpin.
lsed befor, "sive the devil lis dues
All" ! stick TOO it, that's why I'm trim
too hunt up sud business fur eli
I'm not quaintcd wild Eli" but frun
thee wa he writes lie smlss bca rte
klevcr pheller. | think ne LII ELI"
Guild make muny writin communika
tions. Let me du thee tL;nkin an he
du thee writin. ELI" atlviz. .s m, to
.Jine thee "Fcmpr,nce Band" Thee
fuss time try too work. over IL brick
buildIn, ! will then give hit SUN co.. :
cideraiion. | wonder ef Eli" belon -
TOO this "Bahd" when lie wur bcctin
his wa home that mite? I will now let
Eli kool of, ard sa wurd t., thee
Town Kouncl.
The fuss thing that prczents itself
is oil Barney" that Town kouncil
mule. 1t is no mater how "Barney'
he Is, hits no use:cr impose on thee
pore beast hi maxim him eat up twelve
dollars month. Hit mightcr done
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