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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1879-03-21
RAILROADS.
Rock Island & Peoria
RALW Az.
SHORTEST ROUTE TO THE
E AST AND SOUTH

Trains leave Rock Island.
700 IN Way Freight.
20 - Fast Express
:55 m Mail and Express.
:30 - Through Freight and Accommodation.
Trains arrive at Rock Island.
$780, n Through Freight and Accommodation.
1:l0 p M Mail and Exprers.
6:3O - Fast Express.
4:45 " Way Freight.
The FAST EXPRESS leaving Rock Island at 20
a III arrives at Peoria :05 In, at Springfield a 20
p m, at Decatur AGO p m, Jacksonville 7.O9 p M
Alton 30 p m, st Louis 9:15 IN, and Terre Haute
II SO p m, The SAME DAY. Making this the best
and QUICKEST route to all pOinte southeast
The SIS p. m. train makes cloee connection at
Galva with d @ for points west ARRIVING al
Galesburg at 500 N; at Burlington T:15 m at
Keokuk 9:25 p m; and at Quincy $40 m.
Arriving at Peoria at $3.50 p m, making close con-
nectiOns with d g. w end T Il W for Indianap-
oils connecting there with all fast trains for east
and south.
| EH-FAST TIME. SURE CONNECTIONS, and
/ rates Is low as by any other route.
| K. r. CABLE, Gen'l Supt,
| j. V. MAHONEY,
Gen1 Ticket Ag't.
| *The 603O p m Accommodation leaves every day
| except SUNDAY.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1879-03-21
Young Men

.,. spasring from thG effects OF youthful fol:
Who .'G ,5554scroions should avail themselves Of
,ai.. The gfeaUit7,' Tr McAffee will guarantee to
ernE Hundred Dollars for every case OF semi
ti, one nu or private disease Of any kind or
IA. n',nicb he undertakes and falls to cure.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1879-03-21
AFFIDAVIT And STATEMENT
of Chas. Reynolds.

CHARLES REYNOLDS
FASHIONABLE HAIR-DREssING Rooms,
- GREEN STREET, BOSTON
l hereby certify that have been hair dresser
for tWenty-six years; am well known TO Bosto-
mans; that during t. is time have had among my
customers many afflicted with various forms OF
skin and scalp diseases but never h ave seen so Sc
we're a case as that of William Taylor, hereto an
nexed. The humOr covered every part of his face,
ears, and scalp. further certify that have shay
ed said Taylor, whenever it has been possible TO
do So for the last five years, and during this time
there was abatement IN the severity Of the dir
ease, approach to n cure,-although, to
my knowledge, constantly under medical treat
ment, until he began the use of the CUticura and
uticura and ResClvent, which have effected, In
the short space Of three months, perfect cure
CHARLES REYNOLDS.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1879-03-21
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R.

: w ELN 4I1L LASL AND HE W ESls
Palace Cars is a SMOKING SALOON whers
you enjoy your Havana" at all hours of the day
Magnificent Iron Bridges span the Mississippi and
Missouri rivers at all points crossed byhs line and
transfers avoided at Council Blufs, Leaven-
worth and Atchison, connections being made in
Union depOts.
THE PRINCIPAL R. r. CONNECTIONS OF THIS
GREAT THROUGH LINE ARE AS FOLLOWS
AtGHICAGo, with all dfverging lines for the East
and South.
At ENGLEwooD, with the Lake Shore & Michigan
Southern and Pittsburg, Ft.Wayne Chicago X. Rds.
At WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, with Pittsburg, Gin
LA SALE, with Illinois Central R. r.
AtPEoRIA, with &J.t p, L. & D.; /. q. w;
Ill: Midland: and T., p. l. w. Railroads.
At ROCK ISLAND, with Western Union r. X. and
Rock Island Peoria Railroads.
AT DAVENPORT, with the Davenport North
Western II. X.
At WEST LIBERTY, with tho Burlington, Cedar
Rapids q Northern X. r.
AtGRTNNELL, with Central r. r. of Iowa.
At DIES MONIES, with ID. NJ & FIT. Dodge r.. x.
At COUNCIL BLUFFS, with Union Pacific r, r.
At OMAHA, with b. Il Mo. R. r. II. Gin Neb)
AtCoLUMBCS JUNCTION, with Burlington, Cedar
Rapids Northern X. r.
AT OTTUMwA, with Central r. r. of Iowa; St
Louis, Kan City & Northern and c.. b. & q. H. Rds.
At KEOKUK, with Toledo, Peoria and Warsaw;
Wabash, and st. Louis, Keokuk d NV. Il. Rds
At BEVERLY, with Kan. City st. J. L. c. B. r. X.
At ATCHIsON, with AtchisOn, Topeka Santa Fe;
Atchison Il Neb. and Cen. Br Union Pacific r. Rds.
At LEAVENwoRTH with X. p. and h. Cen. II. Ids.
,ORIA, DIES MONIES, COUNCIL BLUFFs,
Great Rock Island Route,'' are sold by an
NADIA.
lOme ticket office, address,
II. ST. JOHN.
GenI Tiki. and Pass'gr ACT,
Chicago, III
, 1879-02-17
pITTSDURG.

a Cool OrontnR to 1nnnro About Oen.
Andrew jackson, tho Veteran CnlBFod
Warrior WHO 1Vas Rebu1ted Yesterday.
apeetai Df&oafcA to Tia 1rfsnns.
PlTTspunu, Pa, Fcb. 13.-Gcn. Andrew jack
son, tho veteran colorcd warrior, was buried
this afternoon With imposing ceremonies. Tho
pomp with Thich tho intcrmeut Of the body Of
the faithful servant and patriot was conducted
was In marked contrast with tho forgetful-
uess and neglect which wcre bis fortune
in his latter days. Not often will this publ'c
witness the removal Of q body from tho aims
housa to bo placed In the most magnificent OF
bur[al-casks, bcdcckcd With the choicest floral
tributes, GUARDED by tho flower Of our youth In
the uniform OF tile stata National Guard,
the hlghly-spectacular funcral-proceason
parad[ng tho principal streets through dense
crowds Of Interested spectators, and the burden
being at last deposited in the most sacred plot
Of our most fashionable cemetery. The remains
est description. NTH chastc aud beautiful silver
mountlngs, tile hAndles being unusually massive,
md the inacrIps!on-plates Of neat design. con-
ta!nlnE the date Of his birth as we'll as KNOWN
iay attlrcd, In full suit Of reg!!menta,s, was
opened sufficiently. to permit Inspection Of
tic features within. Upon the lid was
tho Generals hat and sword, and many heauti-
ful bouquets and OTHER 1oral gifts. Inc Eight
eenth Regiment, tho Veteran C0rpa, the Du-
Gus colorel people were among the throng pres.
ent at tho City linll. At half-past o'clock
tho band played dtrgc. This was
followed BY religious exercises Of the
most solemn character, The funeral procession
moved shortly after g. Tho palI.bcarers wero
Gen. Swettzcr, Gen. Pearson, Col. Robinson,
md Maj. Krapps. The members Of tho Veteran
Corps, numbering 15o, marched at the head OF
tim pynraaA1Hn. fO1tnfF1nr thn Hnnf9. than thu
regiment, the hcarsc, ani tho carriages. A
movement ts on foot to erect monument over
the grave where tho old hero rests from his
lahors and troubles.
, 1879-02-17
D'NAI BIRTH.
Convocntion of the Representatives Of tho
Hebrews Of the Sixth District Of tho
Wall Gtntn

Convocation of the Representatives Of tho
Hebrews Of the Sixth District Of tho
Unltod Statca.
6p<cfos DfspatcA to 7ae Tribune.
MILWAUKEE, Wis. Feb. 16.-Tho clevensh
annual convocation Of the Gtand Lodge Of
District No. 9, Independent Order Of B'nat
Birth, commenced ut 10 o'clock this forenoon
In Covenant Hall. The officers aro Charles
Kozminski, Of ChIcago, President; Il. Rtchmnn,
OF Milwaukee, and D. n. Ambcrg, Of Grand
Rapids, Mich., Vice-Prestdents; Adolpt Loeb, Of
Chicago, Secretary; md E. Ruboyltz, Of Chi
cago, Treasurer. Nine Chicago lodges nre rep
resented by tweuty-one delegates. Delegates
arc also present from various cities In Illinois
md from Wisconsin, Iowa, MLnnesota, mud
Michigan, to tho ontire number Of seventy-fve.
into tho Grand. Lodes degree, tho
In his nddress, sad the Ordnr had
mado moderate progress In the district. The
lcutpre Of the wear had been the admission OF
a number Of young 1sraelite8. ue hoped the
good work would continue, since there are 5000
young men In Chicago, and an equal number in
privileges OF the Order. Secretary Loeb, In his
report, represented that there are new In The
district thirty-hevcn lodges, With membership
Of 2, ,2433,-an increasc of ono lodge and sixty
ono members during the year. In tho eamo
time pearly 5000 had been added to tho general
fund. Last night the delegation WIS enter
tanned by the members Of the Progress Club.
they will visit the German theatre, at the Opera
HOUSE. Tomorrow evening they are to bo hon
cred With banquet and ball at the hall OF tho
Concordln Club.
, 1879-02-17
THE TEMPERANCE CAUSE.

Tho Cllizcnt' League for Tho suppression Of
tho sale Of liquors TO minors has Issued tho fol-
lowing circular:
An effort being nov made By the paid attorney Of
chnugo Tho state law 90 that iis mast Important
proytaion n,aY be nnlltIcd, and believing you to be
. ar!n friend of The law, md Of every movement
Tho dealers IN liquor. Youfsoif and friends aro in.
yitsd 10 meet with the CitlzSns League d chlca9o
u.s. ' S H. s!D9&%sa D il III vi "a as:f1 hi. Sys On
sie and sd''iea.es viii Se slirercd M ps sy
q ese III G ns.fse Esy "a. w.t. " .st H. :1 nss Asp
Gratis and oshcrt, for The purnoao Of demonsttat;
ing 70 tbg people Of th1 stats That tho law should
should BE- Atrletiy carried out In every city, town
aud vllnge IN tis Stats. Que object Of tho meeting
&c s sss e
organizations cannot be eorefcstimAted. This youth
Of the country can Be saved from. deatrnc.ion BY
tho liquor traffic II the rcople but reaxe thelr duty
to their children.
The F,rat He'd Ribbon Club hold their gunday
meeting yesterday At DF. Gibaou'a church, cor.
'ner Of Twent[cth street. and Michigan avenue.
Me attsndeS Io ~ s Interest
weakened by their late misfortune. The follow
Ing petition was circulated; IL speaks for Itself,
mud those OF our readers who wish to do good
action can help on thls very worthy cause by
Michigan avenue and Twenty-sccond street:
inst moment Of your prociaas time. You,
donbtless, have heard Of our nlsfortune. Our
hail. With its entife contents has bccu destroyed.
We need anothsr, and Ia this end we respectfully
and earnestly ask your syu1pathy and 1ili1e
substantial eneouragemcnt. Our plan Ii to
add to our active foree an honorary Nom.
berahip Of one thousand, with annual duea 1t
IL. This WILL enable "a to procure .and 1T up
hall that will gise credit to our community AZ
we'll ns Tho Gauss wc have cspouscd. For tho wor-
to The hundreds Of poraona Of iii ages, conditions,
and eRsptoynents who have been benefited in body
and soul In Just onG years work.. Our Society Ii
the t!ilneton Of Information, the cxertion OF kind
moral influence, nnd tho power Of un!tcd. consist
ent cxaMple, to effect such change OF public aen.
cvle will cense. and temperance, with It's attend
ant hcneats 10 tho bodtea and souls Of men, Will
small but helpful way in tho causo Of health, VT.
the, and san1tncss, that more souls may he H.
luM{ncl purified, and aAFcdl
, 1879-02-17
OuEER ACTIONS.

CLEVELAND, O., Feb. ia we1l-known gen.
t1cman OF this city relates TINT ho left Chicago
Saturday evening on tho 6:l5 trim; that he had
noticed before leaving the depot middIe.aged,
wcil-dreased lady who acted quite strangely.
ahc walked up and down the floor In tic gentle
men'a walttug.rooms, and, when tho train start
ed, she took the slccplug-coach In company with
q lnan apparently in every way her Inferior. He
seemed to be a servant, or some one In charge Of
her. On reaching Twenty-second street tho man
very suddenly loft tho chr und train, and tho ndy,
who was titus left alone, became frautic, and
ravcd In most violent mauncr. Several pas
sengers Qathcrcd about und tried TO gain some
Information In regard to what WAS thu uatter.
8he nude no replY to the questions, but stared
vaguely bcforc her, She ha1 only carpctsack
with lier. Sho stopped here, but no elew has yet
been obtained as to who abe is. It is supposed
that she u insane,
, 1879-02-17
THE COURTS.

sAsuApAY'3 rnoCEsD1Hus.
Christopher JcrIus filed bill agalnst hls wife,
Anala JcFma asking fur q divorce on the
ground Of adultery and dcsertion.
Judge Moore granted divorce to Frank
Rchm from Frances Rehm on tho ground of de-
sertion. mud 10 Eliza II. seaYor from Henry
Q. scaycr for drunkenness.
Judge Williams granted divorce to Anna A,
HYDE from Hurry ". Hyde on The ground Of
cruelty.
In tie Fidelity Bank casc Judge Moore cuter-
ed IN order confirming tic report Of tic Re-
celvcr US to the salcs ho Ind mnte Of real cstate
by thu tfansfer ot bank.books, unless objections
are flied In ten days. This repurt WIS published
fu snturtlay'a paper.
Judge Rogefs heard tho case Of tho Dcncyo.
lent Assogiatton uf thu Pnid Fire Department
vs.. ]. A. Farwcls, Comptroller, which caulu ,,p
on demurrer. The suit ~as brought to cptnpcl
tic city 10 pay oycr gcrLaiu proportion nj tlle
fees or ltconscs received froll ttls Insurance.
CON Duntes.
1n the caso Of the Posi- Publishing Company
case thu Receiver, rs. McClclland, Alrd petit
lion setting cut that he had spent a lurEQ
a,nonnt ot tlmS @ ~ collecting about 81, 5, unl
writing over t1t0 letters, md askiug thut hu he
allowed duitabla compensation for Ills trouble.
UNITED STATES COURTS.
An information was l1led by the United States
District Attorney agaiHst Albert Frederick l0r
carrying on the retail llquoF business without
payitlE tho special tux,
George c., Finnoy, owner Of the sehoonrrs
GatAtl11 at,l ticnrce G. Fi1snty, nlcl two lt'lcs
aga'nss g. 7. CuInstouk L. Co, claiM1ng $l,uAl
anu 81 ,Ul0 respectively for uc,nursuue.
BANKRUPTCY.
Discharges weru issued to Frank alaytk,
0corgY a'n1 Charles Il. Field, Henry sc!luIcn.
berg Joseph call!l, ,tIn,ncs y. Morrow, Cnar!us
H. Cheesbro, mud JnlIl y. Marsll.
Ah8ILsNEt6 Klal f1n itht.ht.n fhfs fDorutt,fv f<r
, 1879-02-17

to hutt By threatening to Shoot. When takon
to The station hc gave the name Of George Shaw,
anl Detective 1Iea1cy mnde him slisGotgc rn..
per Which ho wns attempting to swallow, md
which proved to be h1s discharge paper from tho
penttcnt.ary. He wns liberated last Monday
altcr having served a thrcc.ycar term
fur burglary at Blue Island and for attempting
to shoot Ofllcer William Croak. That en1c aay
he was arrested for vaRrancy by tho ArmoEy
police.
Al IN carly hour ycsteYoay morning Et1dio
Ross, A notorious young thief lind vagFant, vent
into p1rcelt's liall, corner Ut Clinton and West
Twelfth streets, while dance wns In progress,
u,,d stole Sit overcoat hcloslntnK to Patrick
Powers, Of II Sholto street. He was nrrcstcd
nni lacked up At the West Twelfth Street Sta
tion, md tllo coat was found In tic gard III rear
Of tic hall
, 1879-02-17
CRIMINAL.

An owner Is wanted at the West Madison
Street atation for small uickul-platcd clock,
marked W. D. Fields, No. 90 Clark street, which
was iouud upon aiarla kcnuey, aaupposcd thief.
Officer Twohey yesterday morning arrested q
youth named James Rcddcn, who is ACCUSED OF
tappipg the till OF Charles Allen, No. eos West
Polk street, Of about 81 on the 9th of 1aat
month.
an owner is wanted ut the Armory for the
following articles, which were found upon an al
legged thief named Larry O'Brirn, Who was ar
rested yesterday BY Detectives Steele and Nc
Donnll: a patr Of morocco opera-glasscs, San
dcrs, Of Montreal, nakcr; ono pasr OF white
kill gloves; ono black Ecck'ttc; and black
oyercoat With velvet collar.
.At7:30 last evening Officer John Gallagher,
OF the Twenty y-Second.strcct Station, whlss en-.
deavorluG to aeFvc disordcrty warrant upon
Mrs. Rosa Brown, found still-born child,
which had bccn gfYen birth to about two weeks
ago, lying tn eigar-box In tho woodshcd. Tie
e1cusu WIS made TINT tho ground was too hard
70 bury 1t. It was takon to tho Morgue and the
Coroner notified.
At 10:W o'clock last evening there WAS dis
graceful row ut tho corner OF State mid Harrison
atrcnts between Fred Lelndeckcr nntt john
Roach, eoth ot whom claimed tla right of way
raorning at No. 800 State street. both mcu
were tndlY bruised, III were nlso ono or two
others who took part In the atfrny. Koach fred
two shots ut his antagonist, but IN some mt1acu-
rcstcd By Officer Eli Welsh.
A couplo Of Central Station detectives have
arrested for the safc burglary at Paantlne last
week notortoua crackslnan named Robert
Taylor, who wAs CAPTURED at Bloomington last
ycar On what sas sal! to be dead sure case OF
burglary 10 Iowa. 1'aylor wns caught AZ No.
A'u West Lake street Inst Friday morning, md,
u IL aad, has been identified BY the bagEagc-
, 1879-02-17
A BLESSED RAIN,

BAN FRAnolsco, Fob. l6-During the past
week the State has been visited by general
rain, which has greatly improved the crop'pros.
pecte, especially iu The northern counties, whe1o
the rainfall las been heavy.
, 1879-02-17
ADULTERATlON
STARCH.

] have carefully. analysed, both Chemically
nnd Mloroscoploally, samples OF Kangsford'a
Gloss Starch"
b, Both Samples are, careful preparations of
mixture Of 6ulphate Of Lime, or any other de-
sorlpt1on OF mineral matter, or adulteration OF
any kind.
Tho gluten Of the grain has been carefully sep
arated, and the Starch contains no trace Of acid.
No purer article could be introduced into the
market.
BERNARD DYER, r. q. g.,
Member Of the Society Of Public Analysis Consulting
Chemist to tho Deyon County Agricultural Assocatlon
The Nots Chamber Of Agriculture DC.
IS .ARSoL.
, 1879-02-17

Or. D'UnEsr, discover Of tho cinchona euro for
drunkenness. cures ali cases. Room 81 Palmer
House,
, 1879-02-17

dict Sy30, and motion for now trial. People, etc.,
nee Joel 1nllard "a. Charles Kern. 5000.
.lunhE nunrn~-Thomas O'Toolo ct Al,, admtnln.
TRAITORS, m Chtcngo City Railway Company; ver.
diet, 81, 600, anu motion for new trial.
, 1879-02-17

The nav iEaPrAnt Vanity Fair Ctgarettes. Nsu
combinations OF ratu Old psrEQue ana Virginia.
, 1879-02-17
oswEso rIME AND SILVER Gloss STA
r EE A u T7ETSYY

recently purchased. on tho Same day. anG ae. ~
OF starch, paying for tom throo different ,ha
On suhje9ting them to nnalysis 20 iouna ~ and
ovon nearly 40 per cont OF oarthy or minorsIi minorsI
matter. This I found to consist OF M.nv.; NV. n
white, terra alba, or sulphato Of llme'-Les'0i -
N. 7. Times 0ot 5, 1875
, 1879-02-17

A Cool OroninR to 1nnnIro About 0sn.
Andrew jackson, tho Veteran CnlBrod
Warrior who SFas Reburfed Yesterday.
noectdt pf&oa{cA to Tns tribune
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20

es sa5er 81 todos los s6cios & solo los
que acordaron calumniarnos 6 inju-
riarnos por medic de documentos y
de sus periodicos, cuyos nombres Sc
ignoran, estan personalmente res
ponsables 10 que resulte del proce-
so !; y 81 dentro de SUI reglamento
como colectlvidad estan autorizados
para intentar accion judicial sin un
poder en- forma otorgado por cada
socio como persona privada.
'Tambien hay que averiguar 81 las
Sociedades de Agriculture de Ponce
y Mayagiiez Sc hacen 8 no cargo de
todo 10 que Sc ha publicado en- sus
6rganos La Gr6nica y La Prensa
contra cuyos peri6dicos no hemos
a1n entablado accion criminal por
que escriben por orden de
las colectividades que representa-.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20

Expresivas gracias damos a los
muchos amigos y correligionarios
que nos han escrito indignados por
el lenguaje injurioso y calumnioso
de que hemos sido objeto por parte
de la Sociedad de Agriculture de
Ponce, de su NAL llamado Sindicato
y de sus 6rganos procaces. Dispen-
sennos nuestros amigos 81 por nues-
tras ocupaciones no nos es dado po-
derles contestar individualmente q
todos. Sirva de respuesta a sus
preguntas 10 siguiente
No habiendo encontrado hasta
ahora la citada Sociedad ningun abo-
gado de talla que Sc haya querido
encargar de una question que tiene
perdida, todavia no hemos sido lle-
vados a los tribunales, 10 que espe.
ramos con ansia, pues, segun ell pa
recer de letrados inteligentes, nues-
tros detractores han de caer de plano
bajo las severfsimas penas que mar
can los artfeulos 472 y All del CO.
digo Penal, por 10 que tenemos la
mas absolute conviction de que han
de salir trasquilados los que vienen
por lana.
Sean ellos 8 nosotros quienes to.
memos la iniciativa en- esta ruidosa
question, surge una duda pr5via, J
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20

Como SO vera en- la seccio1 de CO.
municados, ell digno Sr. Alcalde de
Vega-baja, D. Julian Jimenez Belli-
do, ha denunciado a los tribunales
un viru!ento artfculo que un despe-
chado aspirante al 'mansey ha publ
cadc en- nuestro queridisimo y aten-
to colega La Cr6nica. Ell C6digo
Penal esta muy explfcito sobre las
injurias 8 desacatos contra personas
constituidas en- autoridad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20
Parece que algunos conceJales de

Parece que algunos conceJales de
Cabo-rojo Sc han permitido protes-
tar contra el Excmo. Sr. Gobernador
General porque, hacienda uso del
derecho expllcito y terminate que
lie da la ley, no ha nombrado para
alcalde d la persona propuesta en-
terna. En- otras parties los conceja-
les que pensaban manejar la situa-
cion como en- 1878 han presentado
sus renuncias, pesar de ser obliga-
torios los cargos conceJiles, alegando
motives que cuando esperaban tomar
la batuta no tenian. Muy bien.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20
COMUNICADO.
Vega-baja II de julio de 1879.
Sr. Don Jose Perez Morris.

Muy seflor milo y de mi mayor considera.
Is de los corrientes de La Cy6nica que Sc pu-
blica en- la ciudad de Ponce, me he enterado
de un articulo que publica su corresponsal
D. Federico Font y Carreras; y como los he
chos de que me acusa ofenden mi dignidad,
con esta teona ne dado ue cuelta quien CO.
ga sobre eli culpable. En- gu dia, cuando so
dicte ell fallo del Tribunal competente, me
apresurare a participarselo V. para como
cimiento del publico.
Suplicando v. haga pdblica esta mani
ofrezco de v alto. y s. s. @. B. s. NJ.
Julian Ginaeraez BelidO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1879-07-20

~-~S~S">~'
Conversation. .-Aquel vapuleado noti.
ciero del Il gemte, que encubre su nom
bre con prevlsora cobertera, como 81 le
sonrojara su filiacion, vuelve & morder,
valiendose de ajena mandibula, sin pa.
rar mientes en- que puede muy bien
acontecerle 10 que al animalillo de ia
fabula que perdla los dientes mastican-
do una lima.
II Bah ! bah iY quien hace caso
de las iras del despecho?
jQue importan los pataleos de aquel
indiv1duo que quiere le den la impor-
tancia que no tiene a fuerza de ocupar-
SO de gu ente, que aspira a elevarse
sobre el nivel que ocupa a costa del
ajeno esfuerzo? Banariase ell tai en-
aqua de rosas 81, dandole por la vena
del gusto, aunque fuera a la postre mo-
two de universal chacota, concedi6rase-
le la distinction de entablar polemicas
con el.
-Pero en- su crasa presuncion rego-
cijarase ciertamente muy orondo con.
fundiendo tai vez ell desden con la eva
silva y creyendo que es su oscuro cacti-
men flor y nata de los periodisticos in
genios.
y Bahl bah -. / Evasivas con
el noticiero de cuarto que asi enjarre-
ia palabras como disparates =? / Evasi-
vas con aquel que para desahogar su
iracundia tiene necesidad de mendigar
las columnas de extrano periodico, seiial
evidente de 10 mucho que vaien sus lu-
cubraciones cuando On su casa no las
quieren? jEvasivas con aquel que no
sabe 10 que es gramatica castellana Gu
yos atentados contra la sintaxis, la orto-
grafia y el buen sentido SO le han sacado
q la faz un dia y otro, como SO sacan ira
pos q relucir, sin que haya podido decir
esta boca es mia, sin que Sc haya atre-
vido a sincerarse de uno solo, y teniendo
que echar mano para final de fiesta del
gastado recurso que emplean las coma
dres de vecindad? IEvasivas con aquel
que quiso meterse q revistero dramatico
y desbarro, y q cr1tico musical fu6 la
irrision de artistas y profanos que tu-
vieron al fin que decirle: zapatero,
a tas zapatos !? Conque, juzga ahora tt
81 hay lugar evasivs, 81 hay lugar q
tenor de descalabro tratandose de tan
oscuro colilla del periodismo. Y pun
to en- boca porque va apesta ESQ y, 81
no volvemos la hoja, va quedarse con
la suya, que es 10 que hay que evitar.
Els verdad. Cant6mosle, pues, paro-
diando al Baron de la Castana
Mira ique povo! mira iqM pavo !
Tan pavoroso, tan colossal
Que Sc ha comido, quieras no quieras,
El noticiero fenomenau
E pur 81 muove !-Asi exclamaba
Ga!ileo Y sin embargo es Emeterio |!
decimos nosotros. Dejemonos de latina
jos que NAL sientan en- boca de quien ha
dado sobrantes pruebas de conocer Ia
lengua del Lacio como nosotros conoce-
mos alrey delos zulus, y hoiee ell oficioso
procurador dc La A6gio y noticiero de
Et Agente el Man@al que coatiene por drdeu
ayfabetsco los nonabres ole los santos que Sc
vener'an en- Ia Iglesia, por el p. Ff Bruno
Tta 3 revssado por Ia asstorsdad elesidsti-
ca q YER ai epcueptEa On sus pdginas