Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-02-07

list Of the distinguished dead oSlS,s.,
and never have II word to say about the
eminent people who Mere born tho past
year?
" Hang the gate !" yelled old llicko
", rs he Sempei his shinS against il ii
ne dark. Ana after supper he went
cut and hung it, Hecltasdek R,ppb,
hsm.
Mary had ,lttlo lamp
Fllled iull ot kerosent;
sue toak n oueu W ligh' tl#r
ANA has not sincs hen Inc
EFlAdHqt
\ notice III Il western paper of i
steamboat explosion ends us follows.
The captain swami ashore. So did the
ctambermald; she was insured for $i5.
O0) and loaded with iron"
y chattanooga darkey. who was ono
Ola llry who failed to convict for want
oteyiience, explained to his brethren
tint Tie eNlprlt was released ON s'pic-
iot. '-Nap ic'& Grdpdic.
jIuscaland dramatic criticism Ivy the
intelligent public Young lady Is her
escort, at the end Of the second net of
bus /" Why, that Mephstoillo is
anawlll felier, amt hep
rPlant trees in the school-yard, :" is
lhaad'ice when the san Francesca
Buttingives to whom il may concern.
leSpllnt them, by all means, and see
q lttnt NIL Of them mc birch.
Nr@t many years ago a poor beg
yar Ftaned his ragged appearance by
)bsdvng | have no money Is buy
pew ldhing, and mend | can't" And
ans J9s have been called mendicants
everEilce.
Notwithstanding the extreme length
lof tbs 'eason's ulsters, We have fuiled
To SCI my young man reach after his
rail WI that desperate clutch so much
admire III the opposite sex. Nan Ha-
~ Roster.
Siebody's coming when the dow
dtppsill, " said 10 benvery beautiful
song" Somebody's coming when the
note lis due, is not SO enchanting.
! Norrjpn HyaH.
Es forty cents a dozen! Are hens
awahhat the war ended fifteen years
ago, ld that the government resumed
speopayments on Jan. II Farmers
shotacquaint their poultry with these
fact N0rtia0'm HYdM.
TTcrribe "Mn, is ladies ducks?"
Ma why no, Willie; what il tic
wolput that into your hean2e Pa cat
thdndoS) "Whoopecl Willie; come
'erduick and see these we're dogs
a-itn'. Just look Mt EN- though. =.
Lofih- Courier Journal.
e different dispr sitions Of the sexes
arhservahe at the stamp-comtcr Of
thWst-ollicc. When there is il line ii
pele waiting their turn to be served,
thast man who enters falls in Mt the
tasnd Of the line and accepts tie logic
circumstances. The woman who
errs last, however, walks Immediately
toe head Of the line, and nobody, Of
case, uttefs II protest when She il
seed first. Nenrh Sunday CAL.
he other day II little club 4 years
O while playing in the nursery, came
aoss M old doll, rather the worse for
var, and being III generous mood Inc
Tx It to his mother and said: "Mam
II, ! dess i better div dis to the swill
m when he tums wound, an p'aps
lwlll take il hone to the swill lady
a let her fix IL up I'LL nice for the
Tie swill children to play wis wouldn't
~, mammal
Girls, II you want to encourage young
en-, get an album. It's the first thing
bashiul young man grabs when he Ell.
rs a strange house where there are
rls. We've seen them look through
le until they knew every picture by
art from prge one to General Grant
the back part. It's wonderful what
terest bashfu man will take III
rl's grandmother and pug-nosed uncle
the first visit, but it's always 50. Get
u, girls. Its the best thing III tic
,rld to occupy fellows hands, and
) sure cure for bashfulness. Phtt,l-
'pl,m Chronicle.
'Brisoner, look on de coart," said n
ncinnati justice who had occasion to
ntence man guilty of contempt
'rlsoner, you haf been guilty oil u
lde CRIME. You hat been lucky IN
ur lawyer prisoner, / know dat
yyer ven he vas leedle poy. Bris-
er, ven ! yas yoonk man | vas Il
inter prisoner, ] baint dat lawyers
lder's house. prisoner, / knew ven
VA leedle poy be would be grade
IN; watched him krow oop, and
soner, be il a grade man. prisoner,
be like him and sin no more. dis
arge you now, you bay de costs"
3 prisoner bald the costs, und vas
rged u gcndempt.
It's berry SINCLAIR" remarked Uncle