The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-06-12
FUNNYGRAPHs.

> The diamond feld-the shirt 'front.'
Boston Transcript.
The army at the polls-The worlds bar
bers.-[Chfcago Journal
, An sir adapted to the fiorist-the festocn.
du Lac Reporter.
: Haunted down-the first indications of
a moustache.-[ Boston Post
4 We scuttle boat at the bottom and
house at the top.-[New York Mail
1t was the freckle-face, red nosed who
seidlitz powder.-tOwegO Record.
Reform in feminine dress-turning last
years silk inside OUT New York Mai,
Financially, a tramp is centless ar, mat
lcally he is quite otherwise.-[R Rockland
Courier.
With the advance of spring every man
who is careful af his health will at least
turn his socks. McGregor News
Market quotations do not affect the price
of liberty, which always remains at eter
nal vigilance.--[ Meriden Recorder.
Milton said 'our country is where we
! are well Off" How few of us newspaper
men feel at thome.-[Turners Falls Repor
| ter. s. - g-
| A crust of bread with contentment there.
with, is better than a dish of strawberry
ice cream with sore tooth.-[W Whitehall
Times.
| Out in West Philadelphia yesterday
man knocked three story house down
with single blow of bis hammer; he was
an auctioneer.-[Philadelphia Sunday Item.
| We notice an advertisement for an "Ice
cream opening. We know of one between
certain nose and chin, that can always
p; pe ionna M Mitnout mucn dimcuity|Steu
| NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., o,a
| Olo Piazer Aeepe privaie tum0ier at
Saloon ne pattonlzes, marked Business
no nf ~ .ma' ne can say ne only 9hnks
~. Ja. u Nus. 9us.ness houlS' '-tOineinnasi Sasuf-
uay wight
Wnen man mas failed In every under
taxing anu poverty seems 10 stand win
0utstretcned arms to receive him, then
does ne pegln to make temperance lee
The man who is too law to carry .
scuttle of coal up stairs for his wife, will
think nothing OF rowing five miles, or of
hour before breakfast.-lUncle Sam.
"Do YOU call that a veal cutlet. vaiterr"
said Customer. "Why. it is an Insult to
every true calf in the country" II didn't
mean TO insult you, slr, said the waiter
llUnldentihed Exchange. .,rt (
| A. Tho c,os. Of .h. s.r,no, .,. r,;,;...-
became ;mnressive Ra;e;no HI. 1o;ce he
said: aJndgment, indomentr, and a
small boy near the vestibule shouted:
"Out on hrstF-lElmlra Gazette. 81
/ uTbere,s b,;sters on the ann ~ s.va an
i l.xchango Voc. snd ,he.o,s hl;steys -,
several sons in this village. and If was a
lath that nut them there. ii. B. They had
been in swimming. Waterloo Observer.
con,emrorarve emn,ove tvo hundred
.nd t;ft,, ,.or,js IN dos1r; S;ur hn,v r., ,,,.L.
n~ Ill SarreI ' ,e y, IA r,a,is,J of - ,at;n@
. HING hole and ,,I,sfine fir stsves s.d hon,.s
aronnd II is much more simnic ~TNorrfs,
town Herald.
Drv ooods clerks often indnlce in boat
-ocesy bS,,t osrsn,en never ;nd,5ca in Trw
s.,,,,@s. ..ores Th;. on,.1 r,o.,e. sS.t h,s,,
drv goods clerks and scniiers have morr
|; hrains than thew are generaIIv credited
/, with.-INew York Star. p
, Total abstaiuer-"Oh. Shuf1es. Shuff1es.
intoxicated 'aoainf No Won know the
: nlsce where drink ards 90 toyn Shuffies
, FaComrsh 7 doN1hicEtbe n,as,h where
tbevN1hic,cansb Set mosh for their mon
, !, h-hicw-tJudy. {Es79 sn1ss,'s1 f-1i
"Fish and mosuuitoesn satys the ALBANY
Argus shave hegnn b;t;ng af S.ratocs
j LAKE what has Saratoga Fake done thst
IL should he bitten at Invhow. we had
, rather thew wouId bite at the lake than At
, ns-ISaratogian - - -. :.
THAT was heavy prayer the minister
. made this morning." said the deacon, as
ne came out OF church last SUNDAY.
yes returned the sinner who was ad,
Times, -" -. =.
.n..,
> To what length mas not TINS f1naiore"
craze gomez Recltng her Bible verse the
2 other Sunday, a little miss thus rendered
1t: Go to your sisters ana your cousins
and your aunts, tho1 siuggaru' ana %
:,
!. tour boarding mouse the Ieiiows are
n all IN love WIN sne ian1iaoys uaugnteI,
anu, SINCE the Ola lady neafo tnat iove
, can levei Iank sne iets nel ueDsa'e. NY.
serve Me ' Iu''or tS.io,a ~ e S,Ssuhosn ~
doesnt "ork .--toaieen ounoean ~ E *
western man c0nstructeo Hyihg Ma.
chine ana orsani.eu . stoCk Gompa ny a, !,
last accounts tne ,nvehtor ma! n:t new,
out the treasurer IauIano .I,s ls soous as -
y much as the st0ckholoers SnouiH ASK ci
5 the machlne.-lNorris Heraio.
A Chinese laundryman presented his
o remark; "fayee pile OF Nc more washee.
GaA't 90 nn---Mn NO Pnyee
Inc CnlnesS pilI Is .s.oeu, 9on WI va,
T the fepiy. !, paSslHSns pG ,ao;S. o III. M
some tlnie aeo oo. P,esiuSns N1n.:Sua., I.1'
ana you no noPayee'uamsCc suoneS PiSe.uen. ".
ana dehn stat seu on ~ ~: