The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-01-19
PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.

people who don't like babies, but then
1 think they are the ones who ought to
stay at home. 1 hope the time is COM
ing when it will be fashionable to bring
babies to church.
The Massachusetts, legislature is all
the better for containing fifty ex-sol-
diers of the true blue stripe.
Speaking about excessive titles, Indi-
ana calls of its citizens s"The Hon.
orable, Reverned Doctor De La Ma
tyr" ,
Madame Anderson mot emadame
and her sony has made it,, 700 quar-
ter miles in 300 quarter hours, and,
more, she has also made SIS 1000.
For a small country Italy is ahead on
murders. In six years 1882 persons
have been slaughtered in that sunny
cline, most of them for love.
The success of the 4-per cent. public
loan is shaking up the 10-cent usury
laws and calling for a reduction.
Hire some poor, unemployed nan to
do necessary work about your property,
if only for one day and for 81.
Three brothers of William Cullen
Bryant-good, sturdy farmers-live at
Princeton, Ill.
Ohio has a hard time finding a man
to act in SO ordinary a position as the
go~vernorship.
Most of the money willed away in
New York is alleged to have gone to
the lawyers.
The Paris exposition books record
the visit of IL, 1000 Americans.
1t is the experience of the New Or
leans Times that the towards invariably
go armed.
Theodore Thomas blames n ew York
for her support of ecclesiastical
quacks."
There is a look warmness about every
mans love.
Tennyson is writing a poem on the
death of Princess Alice.
The electric light is too slow to cleo
trify.
A cry comes up from Georgia for
| skates.
The sick representative Thornburgh,
of Tenn, is better.
A fixed fact-One that gets in a wo-
mans head.
We've seen storms that were hail fell
lows well met.
A photographer belongs to the tin
type of humanity.
The shrouding ulster covers a multi
tude of crooked shins.
1.-THE worst aches will heal. Con
fucius. The best heals will ache
O'Leary.
A bad boy-A burglars Jimmy"
A good boy-A policeman's Chilly"
Here's to the next cold cold wave:
"Long may it wave"-somewhere else.
"What," say a correspondent,
"would you call short orderp" Gitl
A clock records time with its hands,
but a regiment marks time with its
feet.
Despise not small things; the largest
corn is always found on the smallest
toe.
Times s'inaudible and poiseless foot"
is shod in a boot made on the last of the
year.
The way to make six cents go farth-
est-Buy a six cent stamp and put it on
a foreign letter.
The Chinese liken a drunkard's nose
to a lighthouse, warning us of the little
water that passed underneath.
The new cook book, ssHow to get a
good dinner,n should be in the hands of
every tramp.
"Be active, be active; find something
to do, if no more than the eating of a
t%wenty-cent stew.
A Paducah (Ky,) paper says money is
so scarce in that place that even the
change in the weather is hailed with
pleasure.
The man who unexpectedly sat down
in some warm glue thinks there is
more than one way of getting badly
stuck.
Virgins says: ''They have a good
deal to say about this new game of Ia
crosse New game? Fudge! It's
old's the hills. 1 used to play it when
1 was a little chap no bigger than a
pint of cider. He refers to the time
when he used to lacrosse the knees of
his nearest maternal relative and get
beaten.
A plain-spoken m recently visit
ed a married m and said to her.
"How do you manage to amuse your.
self?" "Amuse," said the other,
don't you know that 1 have my house
work to do?" "Yes," wasthe answer,
81 see that you have it to do, but as il
is never done l conclude you must have
some other way of passing your time"
Sad Havoc is Created