The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-01-30
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The ewes are large tnat fl ~ the = l ut on me-
| And in the n dows Of tn ir sP'hs
host of weiTd and strau ursp ken Things
! Nov hush, hea't an1 Ii tea Wi she singsi
The We birds in ja'l u ' do fee
| As idly warhling att 10 wlloE tree
Sha its upon rha fsgot5 u h ch sh- brings
| BE e. ali in the moss u,sIling down,
| u on her f nm the dancing hine.
| Like polished 'rOT q her arms Of nutrs bro
Her taper fingers wilGoE vrsaths pnrvine:
| Awsv wi D int bellies of ia HONS townl
7 wnu The little gvpsy girl were mine.
| " 7 Com Adreyfiser
A SUITABLE dover for a widow-A
widower.
SOME one says that nothing is healthy
that is fried. This is prohsb Y 50. Even
Friday is unhealthy-for convicted mur-
derers.
If Italy didn't have a government
crisis occasionally her people would have
nothing to do but manufacture hand
organs.
THE most bashful girl we ever heard of
wss the young lady who blushed when
she was asked if she had not been court
ing sleep.
and then. and who never has pains or
aches, was intended originally for a
II inoceros.
AN Idaho editor proposes to naiI
snOi her editors Vulnerable hide to
the wall, and make it look like a wood
chucks skin on a country barndOor in
bean time"
No MATTER how eOod-nstured a man
may be, he will invariably get mad when
he discovers that there is no towel in the
room, and is compelled to dry his face on
the bed quilt.
WHAT" said an interviewer TO an
unpledged candidate, "what DO you in~
tend to de if you are elected ?" My
goodness said the poor fellow, "what
shall do if l am not elected ?"
a GERMAN, telling the story of his
campaigns, gives the following interest
ing item: In this battle we lost tna
brave Captain Schultz A cannon ball
took of his head. His last words were,
Bury me on the spot where | fell.'"
THE Hawkeye man writes from Boston:
The old people have all the good eyes.
Young men here wear eyeglasses as
young men in Montana wear TPvolvers,
and young men in Chicago carry ssmpl
of cordwOOd for canes"
GEORGE" cried the elder Washing
ton, " George, my son. did you fssten the
front gate last night ?" Father" reS
piled the faithful George, edging off
toward the back fence. " did ! can not
tell a lie; I did it with my little latch
1t"
SCENE in a police court: & Prisoner,
how many barrels of potatoes did you
say you stole ?" Seven, yer honor
three yesterday and two to-day Well,
but that's only five" Och sure, IN
gnin' for the otuers whin l git out O.
this"
Mr.. SMITH, having been elected protect,
has shayen his beard, which has changed
him so that he doesn't know his roOr
relations He" You know one loses a
hair with each kiss " She" Well YOU
won't be long getting bald" He
" When you ike, mad, me -
A PREACHER in Keutucky one Sun
day, becoming exssprrnred. paused in
his discOur.e 70 say: Lsdies and gen
Il. men if YOU will give ne your close
attention I will keep Il hos ont on hat
door, and it anything wore than man
enters l will warn you in time to make
your escape."
A LONDON newspaper advertises:
" Wanted, apprentices who will be
treated as l of the family" When it
wss ascertained that the advertiser was
in the habit of coming home and beating
his wife, the number Of persons who
wanted to be treated as " l of the family"
was very small.
al SUPPOSE you were out calling this
afternoon ?" remarked a gentleman
to his colored wait last evening. No,
sir !" was the response "Wnv, thought
the c1lored ladies received to day"
reioined the gentleman; saw quite
list of their names published" " Yes"
replied the waiter, d" but denis ell peas
ants. Muffin but de nobility catches
me-"