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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
THE LATE PRINCE IMPERIAL.

A.a meeting of Bonapartsts at the residence Of
M, Rouher to-day, the will of the late Prince I'm.
perial was read but no decision arrived at re.
specing the future course of the party. A del u
tation OF the meeting comm wunieated with Prince
Jerome Bonaparte, who simply acknowledged it.
The LOrdre, organ Of Rouher, makes The follow
lug deCIsIa ion Prince Jerome Napoleon dy.
nasty, and consequently, chiei OF the BOnapartist
party. He cannot fail " receive the resolute
and devoted support Of all who are faithful to the
empire"
dispatch from raris says Prince Jerome Ma,
poleOn will publish manifesto after the funeral
of the Prince Imperial urging all BO' apartists TO
ubmlt 10 the Republic and that he has already
assured President Grevy he will not become i
pretender 10 the Imperial throne.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
HOUSE
THE JUDICIAL BILL.

The House then went into Committee Of the
Whole blackburn In the Chair) on the bill max.
ing appropriations for certain Judicial expenses.
M. Baker (Rep. Ind) moved to amend BY In.
serting the following paragraph for res Of Uni.
ted States Marshals and their deputies 800 OOO TO
DO expended for direct and legitimate expenses
OF conducting business in the District, Circuit
and Supreme Courts Of the United states"
Mr.. caawell lRep. Wis) moved 10 strike ont the
clause repealing the test oath. He did not know
but thak Il the provision were preaented n sep.
arate bill he would vote for H. He was, however,
lation upon Appropriation bills
Mr. Randall dem. Pal called attention TO the
fact that the House had refused 70 proceed to q
consideration Of that subject In q separate bin.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
MURDER AND SUICIDE.

San Francisco June 27-Tn California City,
Just across the bay In Marin county, to-day, b.
II. Moore keeper Of the Dupont Powder Compa
ny's magazine shot and instantly killed A. FUl
ton, manager Of the wOrka. He then blew his
own brains out The tragedy was enacted in
esesence Of Fulton's wife and children. Fulton
had recently given Moore notice that he would
dispense with his services, aud to this Moores ac
ton Ia attributed. Fulton was q native OF New
YoEk, and 50 years Of age.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
BATHED IN BLOOD,
How LOVeEiCk Youth Attempted to Kill Him.
self Near Allentown, Penn.

self Near Allentown, Penn.
Allentown, Penn. June 3O- The village OF
Emaus, near this city, hsd quite sensation last
night and the principal actor therein will soon
be laid away to rest, 1t being q case Of love and
suicide, The facts are : Anthony Sharpe, young
maA twenty three years Of age, and by occupa-
tiOn tintmith has for some time past been pay
ing attention 10 young lady nSmtd Amanda s.
Ettinger, whtte father, g. K, EuinRer, was so
ShoCkiDgly maj gled and kill by the East Texas
boiler explosion some days ago, Yesterday Sharpe
paid a visit to Miss Etlinger, and In the evening
went out with her for walk, during which she
told him Of certain bad reports she had heard Of
him, and that the best thing fer them to do was
to separate, whereupon he took her home, and af.
ter bidding her good bye, left the house
After going a short distance be took q revolver
from his pOCb et and fred three khots at himself
two OF which took Effect one entering the breast
near the heart, and passing entirely through his
body, the other In the side above the hip, the
third shot missed. Sharp was found few min
utes after bathed In blood. He was carried TO q
house near at hand where he now lies at the
point Of DEATH although fully conscious Of all that
Ia tIAnspiriDg, He says that he Goes not wish TO
see the young lady now, but that she can gaze
upon him after death, II she feelssO inclined, that
be committed The deed through love for her, and
that he was sorry the shots did not prove fatal at
once. Father Hilderman administered the last
rites Of the Church TO Sharpe this afternoon.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
FRANCE.

THE PANAMA CANAL A PRIVATE UNDERTAKING.
Paris, June 80 Gsmbetla's journal, La Repub-
Rque RdncaiSe, combats the resolution introduced
the other day in the United States Senate By sen-
ator Burnside, respecting the co struclion of the
Panama canal. This great and international un.
deTtaking, says La Repubique, will have no Off,
cial support OF control. No European Govern
ment will provide any money for its conslruc.
tiOn or undertake TO SUPPLY wOrkmen to assist the
pr ject, The company, which is a wholly prl.
vaIe al d personal organization, will ask all
states and Nations OF the world TO consider the
canal absolutely neural, aud 10 regard the land
through which il passes as neutral territory,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
CAPT. BARTON INJURED.

osweEo, June 1.-Capt J. g. Barton, OF the
Forty eighth Regiment, no holds The medal won
at Creedmoor last autumn AZ the champion long
range military msrkFmsn Of America, was. It d
feared. fatally injured here TO- day. A large piece
San os Giave bolt, which be was pawing with .
,uEs saw, few baCkw ward, smashing the bones on
right eye.
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PARTING WORDS.
At5p .. m. the President prO tenn, said !:

ALb p N. the President pro tenn. said
senatOrs--T Thanking you sincerely fr the re-
spect and appreciation expressed in your resolu
tion adopted 10 day, aud for the kind aid you
have uniformly given me while temporarily per
formiug the duties Of the chair aud wishing you
all q safe aud pleasant return tn your homes
now, In obedience 70 the concurrent resolution OF
the two houses, declare the senate adjOurned d
without day, [Applause on the aoor.l
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ENGLAND.
ANOTHER TARTAR REBELLION.

London, June 2S.-Late advices from Weroni
state that the Inhabitants Of the province of Kho-
tan (or Illtsi one of the tour divisions OF Kash-
garia, formerly Chinese TuIkestan, lying north Of
British India, just beyond the TsuDg ling noun.
tains, 400 miles east of the city OF Kashgar and
300 miles southeast of the capital of Russian pro.
vince Of Kuidja have revolted against the Chi.
nese Empire, and have maskacred all the Chinese
people living there.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
NrrRo-eLYCERINE EXPLOSION,

North Adams, Mass, June 2O.-A giant powder
magazine at Mowbrays Nitro-Gly cerine Work
exploded this afternoon. lack Pierce and VII.
liam Long, workmen, were blown TO atoms. The
adjoining buildings were shattered.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-03
ITALY.

NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE VATICAN AND GER.
MANY.
Rome, June 3O.-A Special convention between
Germany and the Vatican is said to be in nego-
tauOn. The German Government is to nominate
Bishops, subject TO the approval of the Pope, and
the Bishops 70 nominate priests subject to the ap.
prOval of the Government
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INDIA.
CHOLERA REPORTED

CHOLERA REPORTED TO BE tPREADTNe.
London, June 90 "A Candahar dispatch says
that cholera is spreading in the villsges OF QIetta
district. The retiring troops suffered much from
disease,
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A WALL OF W. R.

This revolt of the Usbek Tartsrus especially
significant, as the not clearly defined limits OF
KhOtan extend noTthward to the disputed Terri
tory Of Kuldja, and IL would appear that Russia
is desirous Of interpOsiug war between the Mon.
Rolian Empire and her possessions in Central
Asia.
CHINA's DETERMINATION.
News received here auth ori lalively announces
that the Chinese frontier will De closed until the
province Of Kulc ia ia restored to the Empire
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1879-03-06

M % 3E=z.FR z;ss=!: 5...:..!!..:z! ::..z:!=--.z=
nN and after sunday, Oct. 13, 1872
Passenger Trains will run as FOL
LEAVE MECuANlCsToWN
Far Baltimore and Westminster at 7:2l A.
N., aud 3;l7 z. NJ.
For Hagcrstowu and Wiliamsport lilo
A NJ and 7:l3 T NJ
ARRIVE MECH JAMESTOWN
From Baltimore and Westminster at II
Is A NJ and 7:l3 + NJ
From Williansport and Hagcrstown at
7:9l u III, and 3;li m
EMNITTsBuRG RAILROAD - thangG y
Schedule. On and after Sunday, oct. 10,
trains will leave Emmittsburg at $50 a. m,
and $50 and G9J p. m; and arrive at
Rocky Ridge 7.25 Il. m, and 400 and 600
pm.
And will leave Rocky Ridge 1855 a. m,
and 400 and 7.15 D. m, and arrive at En-
miltsburg 11.25a. m, and 4.4O and and .
p. m.
Passenger Trains on w. NJ. r. r. leave
Rocky Ridge as follows: Eastward-7.3S
M, and 344 p. III. Westward-10.55
a. III and Csc p. N.
JIM. HOOD,
Gen'l Manager. :.
B.H. GRISWOLD,
Gen'l Ticket Agent.
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CHURCHES.

ks.Aoais: Ep:scopa'-Rev. Il. ?. " ct :,
pastor. Sabbath sohooI AZ d. H. ~
W. StocKsdalc, Supt: ,,,et,>r S,;,-
Luthsran-Rcv.W w. {. Wire pastor w',' San-
h.ih school at , o'clock p, ". Jos H. " CD
stcr, oupt. y Erood mas.
-. sal Sabbath school at !! o clock W. Il
Hsraeicx-Rcv. l.. ? r}cT"'', pa,,sF
s.hhath school at o'ciouN; James Cree
s'iR; R,man Catho.ic--Rev. Father NcAof'
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SOCIETIES..

r. uud A. M., No. 155-Neets every
second and fourth Monday III each month
Van B. Osler. Secretary
X. Of p. No G1-Mect every FRIDAY
night. K. Of Il. &. S, G. harman'
O. Of 0. f., No. 4G-Mcet every
Thnrsdav night John Landers, Secy
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1t is said that vulture can fly l59
miles ia an hour; wild geese 80 miles,
and swallows 80 miles common crows
make about % miles an hour.
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ANI emerged, yaNhlhs' Alo'n he'
! YA1l bed. room, although the sun
CIV was five hours high and It's
merry zigzag of gold was pe"clIin'
the easements, after pattern whlci
10 artist under Leayen could hop: t'
initiate.
And Kitty, the colored maid, whe
had accompanied her mistress trou
Mobile, and regarded this Northern
climate as very polar region was
attending her with chocolate, Elsnn'
bread and broiled chicken 8 wing.
Georgia Jessa,nlne was on ~ visit t'
her fathers cousin, Mrs. DartIey.-
Mai. Joseph Jessamine, her father
had been a well to do planter IN Ala
baiaa before the war, but he wa:
uelthe, more or less at present, thar
ganteel btggar, and Mrs. Dar;ley,
Invitation to Georgia had been hailed
with delight.
4 only visa she had asked ne too,
said the Major.
SO Georgia Jessimine was supplied
with an elegant wardrobe (purch.'ed
mostly on credlt,) and went North to
seek her fortune.
Mrs. Dartley was rich WIDOW
who lived in handsome house, scat
tered her money to and Iro with I'o
eral hand and dwelt in perpetual
whirl Of balls, parties. soIlees and re-
cey tons. And into this sort OF I'ie
Ms 1essinne plunged, as YOU IN y
have seen I. bsc dive lT"2sly lntc a
deep hrlI Of a honey."cNle.
If you can only make a good
match here in New York, | never
need 90 bs:k to that TAXABLE down
old house in Mobile, said Miss Jcssa
mine to herself.
And, thus ponderin5 she devoted
the entire energies Of her nature tc
the attainment Of the aforesaid good
match
Claude Da.tley, her cousin, oamt
under that head. But Georgia was
little afraid Of Claude. She never
could quite understand whether he
was laughing at her or not. But, II
spite of all that, she smiled swestIy
on Claude as first and foremost aIaons
the 'eigibles on her list, and hac
built many castles ia the air, whareo
ne formed the foundation.
Last night, at Mrs. Pentie'd' musl
Gale he had been especially devoted
and Miss Jessamiue. spirits we're
bigh, and she drank the foAming choc
olate aud nibbled at the Nlenni
twists.
In minute, however, a blue rib
boned maid came TO the door.
Miss Jessamine,' said she, with
little apologetic courtesy, would yo'
please come down to the paror
There is young lady there, askin!
for you.
"A young lady, repeated GeorsI
otaring at the opposite clock, whic|
recorded an hour too early for fash
ionable calls. Where is her card
FauEy? {?
She didn't send up any card, miss,
replied the maid.
! Did she ask for me by name :?
''Well, mis- she asked for my mis-
tress first, and then. when | said sh
was gone to Signor Ardtis to sit TO
q portrait, but you WAS in, she sal'
might she see you d minute.
Georgia J,ssimins glanced down a
the folds of her rose colored cashmer
morning wrapper, and then at the op
posite mirror, to see if the bralds o
her rich black hair were in good or
der. l suppose l must 60 down,
said she slowly but if it should b.
one Of those tiresome subscription col
lectors, or patent dress supporter ven
ders-
Katy made grimace at Fanny a
the door closed behind the rustlin{
trails of Miss JessiulAes rose coloret
dress.
tDo ,,,,,,,~ r,;rcca cGo 1ar't lin I
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The undertaken smiled serene. Be-
cause he knew she would aspire. TO
light with blazing kerosene. The
slow, delinquent kitchen fire.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1879-03-06

A Chattanooga daakey, who was
of jury which failed to convict for
want os evidence, explained to his
brethren that the culprit Was released
on picion.
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There is a young lady in this city
who goes by tie name Of Earth
quake among the boys, because she
has shaken so many Of then.
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Battle frequently; keep the skin
clean, and the pores open.
Keep your feet dry let the soles of
your shoes be thick, chat no dampness
may penetrate them.
Danish the pipe, quid and snuff
bJx as tie plague, forever and forev-
er. OF all the dyspepsia breeders
and promoters, nothing exceeds the
use Of the Indian weed.
Keep away from the apothecary ::
avoid all uuack medicines and nos
trums.
Finally keep a conscience void Of
offence, pray God to forgive your
past sins, gluttony and intemperance ;
for no one lives temperat ely, as be
should live, will ever be troubled
with dyspepsia. The violation of law
cries out for vengeance-and venge'
ance it has, sooner or later.
GOOD ADvlcE.-Marry in your own
religion.
Never both be angry at ance.
Never tAunt with past mistake.
Let kiss be the prelude Of re-
buke.
Never ALLOW request to be repeat.
ed.
Lei self abncgation be the habit Of
Il forgot" is never an acceptable
excuse.
\ good wife is the gre,test Of
earthly blessings.
If you must criticize let it be done
lovingly.
Make marriage a matter Of mora
judgment.
Marry in a family which you have
long known.
Mover make remark at the expense
Vi anotiler.
Never talk loud at one another
either at home or in company.
Neglect the whole world beside,
rather than one another.
Give your warmest sympathles for
each others trials.
II one is angry. let the other part
the lips only for kiss.
Never speak loud to one another
unless Tie house is on fire.
Let each strive to yield the oftenest
10 the wishes of the other.
Marry into different blood and tenn.
permanent fror your own.
Always leave hcme with loving
words, for thsy must be the last.
Never deceive, for the heart once
Inislad can never trust wholly again.
Never find fault unless perfectly
certain ia Qlt Las been co nmitted
1t is the no: her who moulds the
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1879-03-06

King Huubert, Of Italy, is prin-
ter, and has an interest in largs
printing establishment at Rome.
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Nine. Christine Nillson has accept
sd a two months engagement in
Spain, and is to receive tor it $4,000
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When President Lincoln was taken
down with smallpox he wrote to Col
fax that he migut let the army Of Of
Iice seekers approach, as he had now
something lhNt he would g.,c -. ...,
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STEAN Eff 4 man is on the cars
aud sees a young lady be doesn' t
know from Eve and never saw her
before, trying to let down the window
he throws Gown his paper, takes oft
his hat, bows himself double, smiles
clear round after his collar button,
says sweetIy, ALLOW me?" and closes
the window with graceful skill and
charming courtesy. If his sister says
''Tom, won't you please let this win.
dow down for me?' he tucks his pa
per sayageIy under his ar n,ana stalk
ing across the aisle, stands on her feet
while he bangs the window down with
slam that fila her face and hair
with dust. And if his wife, holding
the baby in one arm and a lunch bas-
ket IN the other, tries to let down the
window and lays timidly and suggest
lively "Oh, dear, | don't believe |
can get it down, he grunts, says eli :?
Oh p and buries himself still deeper
in his paper. That's what you're
coming to, Laura?
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The wholesale grocery store Of
Mossrs. Vim. Boyd Z Co, T." Vs.,
robbed by a stowawav taIrF rrrl lav
n'ght of 81 900 III silver roiu a4d Ssot
ia .'y.cS,
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sprightly Young Lady; I am
afraid have very large foot Pc.
lite shopman Large, miss 0, dear
no, MISS We have lots Of gent-that
is, customers-Nith much larger,
miss
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trouble ? Had you forgotten our old
friendship?
Il thought l had no right she fall
tered.
No right, Amy? Would you
have let yourself drift away from me
forever ?
And Amy Horton hung down her
bright golden head and family muir
INJURED:
I don't know !
Y x x
Mr.. Dartley was in The inner office
Of the law chambers of Messrs. Faik-
land, Bargh & Co., that afternoon,
when Mss Jessimlne rustled in, with
IL smell Of Jockey Club and a little
tinkle of affected laughted.
Mr.. Burgh, the only representative
Of the aristocratic young hrln, rose
and bowed low.
Pray excuse our cigar smoke, Miss
Jessimine, said he.
oh, that's nothing, SAID Georgia,
taking the leather-coveled chair that
ne offered her. I atu so glad that |
found you in. l want you to put
your name down for so Ae tickets for
Aunt BelIa's Charity Charadss, Very
private and select. Five dollars a
ticket. AID | shall expect yoa to
take at least half u dozen.
'Codsiler my limited means, Miss
Jess. mine pleaded the young law
yer with comical screwing up of the
eyebrows,
oh, You must insisted Georgia.
rclen.les:ly. 4 have undertaken to
sell fifty, and | -lever 50 back from
my word Who's that in the inner
office? Mr.. Falkland Whoever it is
mnst give me a round subscr'ption.
She had Just started TO 90 into tie
other room, when her purpose vas
anticipated by the appearance Of
her cousin Claude cn the Threshold.
Oh, it's Claude, cried she radiant,
Iy. Well, | can scarcely levy trlb
ute uuon him, after he has given tow
ard oar costGtnes end scenery.
Stop q minute, Georgia, said the
young mau quietly You are selling
tickets now VIII you allow me to
ask wherein oon.ists the difference
between You aod the Young lady
whom you 40 grossly in3u.tel in my
mothers drawing room thIs morning ?
VIII YOU let me repeat ycur very
&orls, that it is highly unieminlne to
90 about poidIInS things, like ANY
comm on peanut woman.
Georgia colored high.
Claude, stammersd she, lin
very sorry. l didat know you were
within heating and it was only a
book agent after aII.'
Then you are mistaken, said Mr.
DartIey, with singing coldness. 1t
was Miss Amy Horton, tho young Ia,
dy who is shortly to become my wife.
And Georgia Jessiminc knew that
she had committed = fatal mistake.
Size went back to the tumble down
house in Mobile, aud there she re-
mains yet, too proud to work for a
living and although Amy has writ
ten her kind invitation to visit her
Miss Jessillue has rot tie ftee 10 4o.
cept it.
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de good lord ought to have created
little glass globe ober her, to keep Oft
de rest of de world.
Meanwhile, Miss Jessimine, sweep
ing down the stairs into the drawing
room, found herself face to face with
pale, lovely girl, in rather shabby
mourning, who carried a morocco
travelling bag and held two or three
volu mes in her other hand.
Did you ask Tor me ? she demand
ed, supercsilousiy:
The young lady bowed.
1 have undertaken the agency OF
new publication,' said she harrlediy
and not without embarrassment
Lanes Life of Martha Washjng' Oh.
and should be happy to put down
your name as a subscriber. The price
is
Pray dou't trouble yourself to 90
on, said Georgia, collIy. i never
subscribe to any such thing, Ana |
think it is the height Of inso.ence for
you to come here pushing yourself in
to the presence ot your SupeHo'9 on
such a preteAt as this! ito" 10 l
know that you are not one Ell those
sneak thieves, who make tAoIr way
into peoples houses IN order to carry
oil their valuable parIor ornaments?
The young lady had co'or.d sc4Il9t
at FIRST, and then grew 1sAd'y pale.
Mss JaSsimlne-- she SAID,
That will do. tartly interposel the
hau. Aty George. I lon'' cafe about
entering into any discussion with you
At all events, it is highly unfemiuiue
to 90 about poIdiing things like a
common peanut woman. And | beg
ycn II not repeat it in tins house.
She pointed uaparionsly to the
open door, and poor Amy Horton,
vho among AL the sligbta ard snuh,
,uc;1.rt 10 reduced means, had never
.,,,,;.,.
F'' e'e' Ss1 va ''' 'S'' ''''''0''
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BRIEF ADVICE 70 DYspEpaICS. =
Avoid pork, fat meats, grease, grs-
vies, pastries. spices, oontectloaarles,
tea, coffee, alcoholic drinks, beer, malt
liquors Of all kinds.
Let your food be plain, simple,
wholesomS-chie0y fruit and veGeta,
bles-your Tread be made Of uubslted
wheatmea,.
Take your meals regular; if three,
let the supper be very sparlng.
Eat slowly, lightly, masticAte thor
onghly. Beware Of ho. food and
drinks.
Avoid luncheons by ali means.
Exercise freely IN the open cir !;
mover sit moping, but turn your mind
entirely from your disease and trou
bles.
Keep regular hours rise early; ex-
ercise half an hour geutly before
breakfast.
Keep your sitting and sleeping
rooms we'll ventilated. Impure air
is enough to kill a well person-it
kills thousands. J.,
Wear loose garments, especially
about the regions o. The Lungs.
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Give boy a market basket Of gro
ceries to carry home and he will
swing it across his spine, bend half
"ay to the ground and groan with
agony, bat give him that weight Of
baseball bats and he will skip along
as merry as potato bug in d ten acre
lot.
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AEvICE TO DRINKERS. .-Barkeep-
ers pay on an average 81 per gallon
for whisky. One gallon contains an
average Of sixtyGve drinks, and at
10 cents q drink, the poor mai: pays
$3.50 per gallon for his whisky, In
other words lie pays s. FOR the whis.
ky and 81 so to a man Tor handing it
over the bar. Make your wife your
oar keeper. Lend her two dollars to
buy a gallon OF whisk for beginning
aud every time yyu want a drink go
to her and pay ten cents for it By
the tina you will have drank a GAL
Ion she will have IS 50, or enough
money to refund the two dollars bor-
rowed Of you, to pay for another gal-
Ion Of liquor, and have a balance Of
$3.50. She will be able to conduct
future operations on her own capital,
and when YOU become an nebriate,
unable to support yourself, stunned
and despised by all Respectable per-
sons, your wife will have enough mons
ey to keep you until you set ready
to fill q drunkara grave.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1879-03-06

A woman quarreling with her hns.
band, told him she believed that If
she should die he would marry the
devils daughter.
The tender husband replied
The law does not allow man to
marry two sisters.