, 1879-05-22
THE np1,EurEssER,n

THE "T1tERTESSER."
janss r. ftr'ds IN Hdrpsr's jfug1xlne far JHnt.
"Ever n,et rrcrfesser Thrum-'Lias J.a
"1 uaycs l.aye, Who Ia he f''
"Os,. he's geenyus; one o. the finest 'pcar-
Ing old gcntlcncn ~ ever ace; highly edyecat.
cd, colncs Of Il good family, aud Jest as kcen's
Irier."
"Whal's his husiness1'
"Prcacllln' md p'lltn', mostly: he's principal
agent for thu ben FRANKLIN Srlf-stppurttts' pl,
a1lA hc cx'arss cyentn's when hc'a travaln'.
Tile wlmmltn-folks jest goes crazy nbaott 'l.as.
No d!srno,,nt OF, 'Tas J. ThruH, tell yowI
Sings n hymn like a svo1ler. Good many
ministers Is moro or less pcstcr'd in rrare. int
1tns CUES rita 'long Is II nothn' u oil was the
matter. No ''tchiu' nul couahEn' to l,lu when
hefs iMEagcd; frce't bird, every tlMc."
Ills he d Rool Bpcakrr'''
"r1,o most spcrrltca yc ever hecrcl."
"Finc yoteu}''
"CIcar's quill, and louder'n gun. When
the winttrs Is open In aour scl,ool.huouse,
where lse labors frequent, emmy body t'ottcr
side the river kun hear him. lie mcks things
jump, I tell yew, when he gits ngoin'!"
Z" How is ho III nrgnnlcntf
I'm lew emmy on 'en. re nav depend Kasnt
kctch 'I.tas whesc tho wool's sAort, from Gene
sta to Itcyulntlona Wish ye'tl l.ccred him tackle
wuu o. yIre !fost0H trnnsdentlst fcflars who
woz up flera'n East Ninoych last summer: Fun
then, tell vow. There wurn't a piece left W
that Massachusetts unhclleyer's D'g rs clozr-
pin. SutHb'dy slta tl.at mir raaikci lind lost his
mlnd. 'l.ias bust Rotit lnr,, mud, bex he. I
wouldn't rtsk Z up 81 tnouni 7 lay'nc raou,id
tlastI. lies bunny Gilyld all over. and
blg dog ,,ader ts& wagon tew boot, as the old
"Are the Zen Franklin pills popular in this
| town.n
Yes, Sir. and everywhere else, tcw. Look
here, ycw. Just work into vour letters suthfn
'baout then, pills, au,l 'Las'l! sartisfy 70. lie
| wouldn't MIND payln' yc well ior. YER trnbblc.
| Most cstonfslln' rurea them ii1's brought
abaoutE Miss Wttk,n, 1uown here to tllr Four
Cornefs, couldn't ste uont ov her head for
tlore'n ycar, on accaolnt oy her llayi1.', both
to wuncc. nooroloEy A1tl dtspcpsy on Tic splncl
boxes c|eans wsseI. Hiram Prrklngs' tcrtl,
was nil agttin' lot,se, but u box anu l,arf o. the
l}ca FRANKLIN fixed e1n IN ngin t!rllt'a a drum.
ilu'deras o. eaacs lust like tI'ese Is well known
tn a0r COUNTY,, mil all over the United 5tAtes.
My bruti,rr.tn.law Rastus Frink's bin Ia ey'ry
port IN tho world 'Ccpt Cnliforny, nI he sez the
craowncd hcnfs III Urup Is now talsfn' 'oM eg'
sywherc. Wish ~ could hear the Pserfcsset,
with trars III bis eyes, tulorsa 'Rastusf stute.
muntlH
"thc Professor believes IN Tie efficacy Of the
pills l!c y dealing IN So largely, supposoaf'
"Thnt's SO; A.lts well lle may, for they saved
Lila sEiu when he Ind water Oh the heart 50 bad.n
When was tllatfn
~ snrs ago, wlleh te Was young n1an. com.
pafa'lse:y sneaktn' Lct's see: Ae was 'tacted
w'th this walter On ti,c 'lcart wnen he was sent
lie. tells tho story tlut when he got rort lip
i-steaGlu' to them lcatlen 'atlleA and nhtiencn
ofer ai!ere ut NJ naslk ov tt.s Nlle, s 1eelln's
was lew nltle lor b.s strcngth n1ltt 80 Tins water
aot ~ 1llst On pug cIl!st. Pooty soon, lie stz
his licart gut Let lip aud wcnt to blltn'. 1t 20
nlt yer car aaown. ~ could bear T.. "a'al,
Inns 8pent thaousan!s ol aoliuz, cai!in' In tic
doctors pe1r and lnr. NO hsss They all gtu
hlhl up. anu he co1oe nono 10 9!c; UHc aay he
nSefiseetcu ,, snan ~ SeW a9rk say the lien
tfHnk'in nlts was sAore rctnedy Tor water on tho
taE!n' box attcr box, aug at tile end O The
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