The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-09-09

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-Mn. Bsevn, n aasiAey, M,ek, !.
called the chsmesua. AscA9 81 Anescs.-
Ns~ Yvk NaT.
Sitting Ball hes offered her steady Sit
uatioa to 6xbt General Mile..
,f7"'s as zIIIfn 4 =. go
-Milledeeville, Ga, helles have beea
giving . phantom party By 0ooaliGht.
We net . fellow iron Georgia oses, Sad
hs explained thst when girl Of Milledee.
vile took Cd her .'6ll.outs" she looked
sxsssly ike . Sbsaaoo, ksscs shs saoe.
Young IN aock a ihse psrsies Iron ell
quarterr Of the slebs.
An exchange speska Of lying match
70 take glaze q The Kansss City exposition
Well bet oar money even a Elisa PINT.
~os, Eli Peskias and "PisciIesie."
The reason Hayes doesn'i visit the
State Capital il became tunnel has aeves
YET been made through . Je6enoa City
girls foos.
There II no reoedy for love-" aaid
Thoreau, but % love more"
That's ii. Love ill Of EN-; the nOrs
you love the ie~ y.u care for any particn-
lar lar.
Whist will the harvest be-" saks a
sxchaaee.
A. the narrisge ssaaoa he's just hrRaa,
aaA The peopls doa't care to hsve their
chickens counted before they are hs,eheti,
Ne musi decline answering the quesaos-sI
lesst Tor the Psssea'. C.n tell more about
il next Fourth of July.
Several of the rsdes Of ~. Louis ars
On strike. -Saii~ C6~sty Rvsvs.
They are, ere sisey! Prey tell .- ~h.'
he trades are IN strike for! ,
''Oh, John" she cried in, sccess. sweet.
Al slowly the sleigh drove up the street
"Prsy, do not drive The bridge o'er,
Or I'm afraid our lips must vsde ashors
"A lost coz vas lately sdvestised b
the following nolice, which VISA pusiesl "a
srees and feuces near the owners building
'6srsyrd OF stoles-A large Rsd Kov, wist
Yalles Speeks o. her Defs aids and . Peii
Of White Speeks On her right ear. she ],
about seven or eight years old, and bel0al
10 pl,or widow 9th . eh0rt tail. Tes
dollsr will he given 10 snybody Who vis
turn her 10 Newark. Gune IL. l60O79.-
EnuRa.Ss.
The Asas nibbled u ihs end paned.
The bathing cosaumes Of Losg Branch
bslles are aid 70 Be ssioply bsviscAiaG-
vhils They're dry.--N Losis T.es.
En-. Did you ever Try 70 see how -bs
viiching" they we're when hey sses vet !
"A lady st N.rragsnaest Pier hss -,
Fseaeh Dodisa0 h her saiee, bnlh a Whoa
she keeps coosssaily employed o her CO..
TUNES.
That probably accounts for The good lucl
Coakling aad Nm. Sprsgue had in sets,ns
away unseen from the place.
He VA Q worthy pastor,
Who say With grief and care
His congregation % TO sleep.
Or-vhat uss Wonse-elsrvherr.
He pondered long and deeply,
This wise and pious man,
And 1t Lest hit on simple
And most eGectusl plan.
Next Sunday, Of his sermon.
The text when be had said,
He slid sdovn the pulpit ssain
And siood upoa his head. -s-
By thousahds 6ocked The people
That preacher great 70 hear.
And the trustees raised his salary
To seven tbousand year.
Funny Folks 6ads the lighsesi pn~ib.'
summer cosiumes on "a thin skinned osl
wrapped up il hi@aelf.'"
Heavens! That must Be- aev kind o
q costume. II u n be hoped shooxh tha
the closhing gill nos become fashionable.
A pedestrian vss sweating n the cos
ner Of OHIO and Main directs yesterday. A
small boy stepped mp and asked. "MiHer
are You warm! "why, yea-vhy do yos
s.k7' saint Il dusty" = believe Il r.
"lIl tell yer hov.to keep cool and keep ihs
dust Oh for . nickIe." He - given III.
nictle. why, yer, see that cart p point
ing to the street sprinkler - Il Paaed
"Yes." '~Iell, ala yer got 10 do il Il
catch hold Of Il and hold "a to the bach
part" and then he got out Of the way just
in time for the citizen 70 knock The aole al
his booi oG against the corner Of the bant
building.
Sob Iseersoll says III Il to Pl"v ~ Il
pray" This shows boz little Bob k."s'
about farming. When osa i blowing
and the instrument 10 bsought 70 rsdsles
ssasd- sill By strikinga cososaled rock a,
stump, and the hasdles collide vi"l~~sly
With the mans abdominal rssioas - h
suddealy lurches forward. .hs-velI, h.
doesn't pray. Soos Of The vosds he msts'
use Of would 81 very veil 10 . prayer. bat h
doesa't take time % srrasgs then property
And yet What be says msy Be Bob lnees'
soll prsyer. Floating I'm.
When you - baby, which you knos
. have su6eFed Ioe log tine vish Sao-
oss complaint o. dyasssesy. ssddssly len.
prove odd grow fat aud healthy. you car
rsss ssured that d.. Bull's Baby Syrup hss
4 Uu1ooOOo.
Fnsk Edvasda ths drustn Ehososra.
PAsr, vhoss saos be- 6gused qsiae e1iee.
lively u ~ police coust a lee. - ID
sroobIs again. Ths police sss ksspise ,
shasp lookosa for hlo. He vsas % -.