Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-06-29
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

Grace (whisperlng) =" What lovely
boots your partners got, Mary" Mopy
Ditto -"Yes, unfortunately he shines at
the wrong end"
The other day man died so suddenly
that the body was almost cold before his
distracted and grief-stricken relatives
found the will.
GLOW dare you say damn before me?"
severely inquired clergyman of a loater.
GLOW did I know YOU " wanted to saw
damn first?" retorted this bad man.
A dentist with toothach is specta-
Gle as rare as gratifying. 1t comes, per-
haps, but once in a lifetime, but it
brings with it a fragrance that remains
for years.-Dan6wy Nea0s.
II see, Robin, that the paper says we're
tae have anither storm next Monday"
Robin-"Man, it's terrible. Since thae
Yankees hiv gotten the weather intae
their keeping we've storm every ither
day."
"Were there any cats in the ark?' is a
question that is troubling the religious
editor of an exchange. Certainly there
were; and the first thing they said after
leaving the ancient craft was: eff there's
Ararat round here, we want to gopher it,
A prettily dressed little girl fell on a
muddy street-crossing, the other day, and
a gentleman fastened to her assistance.
After cleaning off her clothes, he asked
her If he shouldn't escort her home. "No
thir," answered the dignifed little dam
sci; eff you please, we amt been intro
daced."
Professor" said the cheeky soph, 81
there any danger of disturbing the mag
netic currents if examine that compass
too closely?" And the stern professor,
loving his little joke, promptly responded,
"No, sir; brass has no effect whatever on
them; p thereby scoring three against the
unsuspecting man of cribs.
"Do you really believe that an ass ever
spoke to Balaam?" queried a man who
prided himself upon his intellect. Cole
ridge, to whom the question was put, re-
flectcd very calmly for few moments,
and then responded: my friend, l have
no doubt whatever that the story is true.
have been spoken to in the same way
myself"
"a wasp's nest has $4,000 cells" and
the greatest of these ''sells" is to sit down
Oh the nest under the mistaken impress
sion that all the wasps have gone to the
seaside OF somewhere else on visit. A
single wasp, loafing in the back kitchen,
will give the sitter warm reception.
And no doubt married one would treat
HIM in the same MISUNDERSTANDING.
A gentleman not extremely given to
piety was dismayed by being asked to say
grace at a strange table. To refuse and
explain would be embarrassing; to COM
ply would be equally SO. He chose the
latter and started off briskly enough with
80, Lord, bless this table" just here,
being unused to the business, he nearly
broke down, but, by a gigantic effort,
pulled through withs1W without end
Yours respectfully. Amen" ,s
i The manager had invited his friend to
call round and see some of the wondrous
attractions he had collected for the sea-
sons tenting tour, specifying in particu-
lar giant as big as house and twice
as human. II say, old fell" says the
friend, after careful inspection, II DOM
want to cast a gloom over your entire
L
is quite up to the representations in the
small bills" ''Well,r says the manager
che is a little off. I didn't think he
seemed quite up to himself tonight
The recipe for the following dainty Ii
said to have been inherited from Alexan
der Dumas the elder. The dainty l.
called Ancl0is Monte Cristo. "You take
Spanish olive, and you put rolled
anchovy in the place of the kernel; ther
you put the olive into an ortolan, the orto
Ian into quail, the quail into pleas
ant, the pheasant into turkey, the turke,
into a little pig; you roast the latter 20
8 five hours; then you cast away every out
! ward envelop to the dogs, and yo'
keep only ssThe olive2'' "You glut
, ton, the anchoyy!"
This from Eli Perkins: II knew
l man once-Jake Mason-who went to
donation where six farmers were to con
!, tribute a jug of milk apiece. Well, on
e man, a very mean man, thought it woul
$ not make any difference if he contribute
J, water in place Of milk; SO he filled up