Daily globe., 1879-01-05
Fenininities.
Weddings are always fashionable.


Weddings are always fashionable.
Slight of Hand-Refusing marriage
proposal.
A Woman's Right-A right to hus-
band, if she can get one.
Women d. not talk more than men;
they are listened to more, that's all.
Let not your hearts be troubled pro-
ylded diamonds are trumps. N. =.
Graphic.
When tramp demands a meal of an
Arkansas woman she sticks pistol in
his face and proposes to give it to him by
the barrel
Now that baby has been choked by
the rubber tube of nursing bottle,
mothers will believe the pr1meval system
OF feeding offspring the best by large
majority Boston Transcript
ssAlice Oates celebrated her 27th birth
day in San Francisco, and was made the
recipient OF numerous costly presents"
Some editors put ?after the figures in the
above item. How mean!
A Pennsylvania girl waited whole
year before bringing suit for damages
against man who kissed her without
warning, and the crushing verdict Of one
cent damages took her breath away.
The dark border formerly in vogue on
finger nails is not considered in good
taste when accompanied with diamonds,
though few conservative ladies still ad-
here to the old custom.--Bosto3s Tran-
script.
The Princess Of Wales, according to a
correspondent, never finches when the
crowd stares at her, and always makes
herself good to look at by exquisite taste
in dress. She must feel lonesome in
England.
About this time the man who keeps
few valuable account books at home. is
pleased, upon reference to them, to find
them full of fern leaves and fattened cat
erp;llars and Such, which the dear girls
are pressing.
| AS everything indicates that we are
going to have .cne Of the coolest winters
ever known on the continent. Lydia
Thompson went and bought another
bracelet She says she is going to keep
warm II she has to smother herself.
( A lady friend CT ours went into her
kitchen one day and said to her bright
eyed Irish COOK, ''Betsy. there is to be
an eclipse of the moon tonight, which
you can see if you look out after it rises"
| 'Arrah, ma am" cried Betsy, "and is i
the moon that We say is 10 be 'ciipseds
Sure ycz don't have the moon 'clipsed
here, does ye? It's the SUE in my
counthryn;
The editor Of the Hackensack E2epu5zS-
con went to cali ou his girl, when he
saw on the front steps s1gn 'sBeware of
the paint He went away signing. II
never before knew that she paintcd."-
Neao York Rero5d
When Miss Mary Anderson was at
Hartford q young fellow who thought
to cultivate her acquaintance sent her an
invitation to dine with him after the per
fcrmance, to which the young actress
replied she was not on foraging tour.
At a wedding recently, when the ofici-
ating priest put to the lady the question,
"Wilt thou have this man to be thy we'd
ded husband?" she dropped the prettiest
courtesy, and with q modesty which lent
her beauty and additional grace replied.
'sif you please
A Cleveland lady writes though the
husband was never ''unkind," he was Oft
en- moody and morose until he heard Col.
lngersoll's lecture on ''Liberty of Man,
| Woman, and Child That was over a
| year ago, but stree then he has been as
devoted and tender as before the we'd
ding.
"Good night, sweet art, good night"
sang level-headed youth as he slammed
the front gate and paced Off down the
street. Then he took out his hankerchief
to rub the rouge off the tip end of his
nose, and wondered how much pearl
powder costs pound when purchased in
large quantities.
A ma1ron dwelling on the banks of the
Tee, England, under cross examination
as a witness at the Durham assizes,
turned up her nose at the insinuation
that her daughter was inclined to wed a
widower. ''Very likely indeed said
she, with toss Of her head, shat NV
daughter should marry a hand
man!'
When is jadv's dress like an unfortu-
nate bull-fghter?-- When it is eored.
And when is 1t like q partisan2-Whenit it
is biased. And when is it like topper?
When it is full. And when is it like
the sails of ship?-When it is trimmed.
When is it like q season Of the year?-
When it is lent. When is it no longer
fit for use2-After she has once worn it
out.
A gray hair was espied among the
raven locks of a charming young lady.
"Oh, pray, pull it out" she exclaimed.
"If pull it out ten more will come to
the funeral replied the one who had
made the unfortunate discovery. ':Pluck
it out, nevertheless, y said the dark haired
damsel; OTIS no consequence how many
come to the funeral, provided they all
come in black