Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-04-23
ALL SORTS.

I ALL SORTS.
MISSISSIPPI exempts printing oflces
from taxation.
A PAPER in Central Massachusetts,
prints PEACEFUL Of advertisement of
farms for sale.
The net profits divided BY the eight
partners in Bass 4 Cos brewery last
year amounted to 81. 100, 600
THE difference between 3 bird with
one wing and bird with two wings d
merely difference of pinion.
A FoRr WAYNE girl mist0ok her
somnambulistic brother for burglar.
and fractured his akull with base ball
club.
A HAPPY Texas editor says: Our
Office Is almost entirely surrounded by
cattle, and the grunt Of pigs II heard
beneath the foor.
The newest impertinencs OF counter
feiters 10 to remove the bandage from
the eyes Of Justice u she appears on $50
notes. sit an attempt ct sarcasmf
A GERMAN dealer in bird trimmines
for ladies hats has Just received : con.
signment Of SO, 600 dead humming birds,
$4,000 corpses Of aquatic birdA and
SOC, 900 pairs Of wings
A GIRL of II years Of Age y Ia prison
at Cahorh France, awaiting trial for
burning her little 2year old brother
alive, beceuse "it annoyed her 70 b
obliged to nurse him."
A DITCH half mile leng and three
feet wide has Just been completed at
Rome for . sewer. They were only
seven years digging II, and the Italian
papers are enthusiastic.
A GLASS manufactory in Hanover,
Germany, makes glass which Is closo
imitation of marble, and tables and hoor
tiles which arc preferable 10 marble on
account of hardness.
A NEWFOUNDLAND dog at Ridgewood
N. j., seized little child BY its clothes
and dragged it from the railroad track
just in time to prevent it from being
killed BY passing train.
An obliging spirit prompted the Jsf.
sey farmer who put tw0-pound whet-
stone In every turkey be sent 10 the
New York market. He knew the buyers
would find the stone indispensable when
it came to carving the fowls.
AT Mayence, lately, . family yault was
broken into the night after the does ct
the nearest house had been poisoned. An
ago with . bride was the bait. Ths
thieves were disturbed and didn't get the
| plunder.
A REsTAuaATRuR 1t Berlin has de-
vised An ingenious plan for keeping his
place free from beggars, street nuisancee,
dead beats and other undesirable cus-
TONERS. He just puts policcman's hat
ON table near the door. and when the
undesirable customer looks n Il meets
his fascinating gaze and he cl0ses The
door gently and deParts holding his
breath.
TuRKIsH RICE (Ris q "a zsrgss -
Cut up six small onions and carrot:
chop up half bunch Of paTnley fne,
and it in butter, adding salt, pepper,
and Glove: moisten this with tkree
tablespoonfuls Of broth; 1t II AL cook :
half hour, and then strain Il having
added more soup; II NO soup h ready.
water will do; take . half pound of Yice,
well cleaned, and put n the saucs; cook
II eli until done; then, havinx aEsaaed !
fern with butter, put n the rice, and
bake II IN Z hot ovsn for tn minntea.
The Nsvada (CAl) Htrsn, NJ ben
shown curiosity IN the shape of : tRout
which had become pstxiAsd 8 ~ foot
Of = tree. The fsh ncasufes about ~
inches in length, and shoMs worry plainly
the spots on its sides and back. Il =
very perfect and loOks alnoet = if ready
~ ~ft1n Nhsosn~h TIA Wnknr n 49,