The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-02-13
STANDARD PARAGRAPHS.

Grant is pleased with the lnola noIioh
Poetic Fire"-the fire in an editor
stove
A want long felt-the appetite of (
tramp.
The only man who has right to fee
''stuck up"-the man in the moon.
They say Uncle Sammy Tilden mutter
in his sleep about Weeds of woe.
A woman is mortal enemy to dirt
when she sees it in some one else's house
Bragg. of Wisconsin, is no boaster. H.
gets right down to work, and makes the
fur fly.
New England people attribute theil
greatness to "brown bread and the gos
pei"
1t is much easier to avoid harsh wore
than it is to heal the effects at it after II
is spoken.
What a sad mistake of nature, thai
Samuel j. Tilden wasn't born "craw
fish p os7
John Sherman having defeated Conk-
ling" should now take time to read the
story of Ananias.
Col. Pelton, to Investigating Commit
tee: "Now you are getting offensive
again"
"I am courting the news" said Spill.
kins, as he tried to coax the cat within
reach of a boot jack.
Near Los Angeles, California, they
have discovered mountain of snow
white wax. Girls, do you hear that2
"Ginral Grant given the freedom of the
cityl' read an old lady. II wonder what
the Ginral was under arrest fur"
There's plenty of mud, now, and the
fellows who always stop in the middle OF
the street crossings to talk, are happy.
Now don't tell us Hayes and Sherman
are victorious over Conkling because
they had the Merritt on one side.
An Ohio man is so careful to keep
pointed and edged tools away from his
children, that he will not allow them to
see the point of joke.
At recent reception, Mrs. Hayes was
assisted by Mrs. Justice Bradley. Mr..
Hayes was assisted by Mr.. Jus tice Brad
ley once.
Now they want to give Logan big re-
ception. on mis- arrival in Washington.
strued as an attempt to make the Grant
movement "boom"
Manton Marble says that Woolley "de-
lights in mystery" But Mr.. Woolley' s
efforts in behalf of Mr. Tilden no longer
partake of the mysterious.
Moses has been much-abused indi-
dividual, but he has at last tireless de-
fender. Sam. Cary has taken the matter
in hand, and entered the lecture field
The widow of Bayard Taylor is report
ed in reduced circumstances, in Ger
many. Congress will be asked to assist
her.
Democrats do not believe in the va
lidity of the Constitutional Amendments
They said SO, by party vote, in the
United States Senate last week.
If the Offices of the country are not to
be filled by partisans of the party in
power, then what are political parties
for?
There is one thing that bids fair to be
perpetual in American politics, and that
is the Investigation of the Navy Depart
ment, under Secretary Robeson's admin
istration.
When Senator Conkling makes few
remarks in the Senate the Independent
Journals are affected in about the same
way as is puppy whose toes have been
trodden upon.
Germany has just launched her first
homemade iron-clad. The first engage
ment it gets into will probably launch
the crew into eternity
Thirty-fve thousand men on a strike
at Liverpool, and Resumption but little
over month old Another coal for
poor John Sherman's head.
Owen Murphy, defaulting municipal
officer of New York, after running away,
has sued the city for the amount of his
salary, while he was away He claims
they're still owin' Murphy.
The only thing that was to be gained
by the "defeat of Conkling," was the
turning over of New York to the Demo
Gratis. Was that the object of Messrs.
Sherman and Hayes.
Col Pelton: "Mr Tilden assured me
he would sooner die than allow himsel
to be put into the Presidential chair un
der false pretenses." Oh, the wickedness
of the coparceners
The air in the Ohio State House be
came SO foul last week. that the Legisla
ture was literally stunk ont of the build
ing. The Honorable Members shoule
use cloves.
America has been shipping cattle tt
England. The Englishmen, and especial
ly English cattle raisers, have suddenl,
discovered that American cattle are in
tested with 'orrible plague
"Pelton," said Mr.. Tilden, early ii
1877, "go down street and get me a worl
on cryptography-bu bring it in by tn.
back door, hear me, Pelton bring it il
by the back door.
uMa /" said littla Tim uvbv ora uo