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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-02-20
DING. ong. Charley.

Cases Of mistaken identity are rarely
pleasant, bat, u peculiarly distressing
one quite recently occurred In this city.
says the =. 4. Stock Erehan2s. few days
ago Q wsll.known business man, who Is
greatly addicted to duck shooting. IN his
psrambulaiions about San Pablo marsh
met . congenial friend whose face IL
familiar 10 frsquenters OF Pine street.
The two. after a splendid days sport,
returned to this city. On reaching the
slips ON this side the merchant in the
fullness OF hiscordiality, invited his
friend to dine at his home on--street.
The eongenisl companion demurred.
Being q man fastidious about his dress.
he feared to present himself to the
family Of his friend In the rough garb
OF hunter aud bearing the miry evil
dsncs OF the chase. The objections
were quickly ovsr-ruled by the mer-
chant. You can use the bath room
at my house." said he, "and then ]
eau lend you clean shirt, so you will
be all right" This was satisfactory.
and so tho twain wsnded their way TO
the abode Of the entertainer. Gu their
arrival there the sportsman was at once
shown to the bath room. Meanwhile
tbs young wife Of the merchant was
totally unaware that the stranger had
been brought into the house. and as she
happened to pass the bathroom door she
saw q light. and very naturally thought
that her husband Was within. Accord
ipely, without ceremony. shs pushed
open the door and went In. The sports
man had divested himself Of everything
in the shape OF clothing except his
well We must say it-except his shirt.
and he was engaged at that very moment
IN the somswhst ungracsful but neces-
ssry act Of drawing that garment over
his head. His face was entirely con-
csaled and the lady still thinking
chubby" stood before her. stretched
ou, her hand with graceful. swayins
motion. and lauehingly said: " Ding.
dongi Charley. supper's ready" The
touch and the word nearly petrified the
sportsman.
The fair wife, wholly unconscious OF
the awkward mistake she had made.
danced down stairs and into the sitting
room. and there-thers-sat her hege
lord.
"why. I thought you were in the
bathroom, she exclaimed.
"No, but I have friend there who
is to take Tea with US; so hurry mp. my
pet. and have an extra plate laid" was
the reply.
The awful aud naked truth was too
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A FAIR SPECIMEN.


I hsd been entirely bald for several yesrs.
constitutional, I suppose. used few bottles
OF Kaihairon. and. tn my great surprise. have
. thick growth of young hair.
COL. JOHN l.. DOi,RANcE, U. \. A.
In every important respect the Kathsiron is
absolutely incomparable. IL Ii unsquAiei
.. To Cure Badness.
To Rs,tore Gray Hair.
}. To Remove Dsndrun.
4. To Drc-s and Besutify the Hair.
HEAR IN MIND.-The KAthairon IL no
sticky paste Of sulphur and sugar OF lead. to
pAla, and dsub the hair and paralyze the brain.
II q. a purs and iimpid vegetable lotion. In.
tended to restore the hair by natural growth
and rrinvisorstion. IL splendidly p~rfnmed.
AMI ths most delightful toilet dressing tnosn.
No lsiy'- or gcu,lemsn'- toilet outnt u com.
pete without Lyons Kathairon.
SOLD EvERYwHERE.
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DEposITs ofC0Is OR BULLION received.
D either on open account or ~ Issue CIR.
TlFlcATES therefor, payable lat the option OF
the holder) In Gold nlll or San Francisco; TO
MAKO collections, purchase Bullion atthe most
favorable rates, OF advance coin thereon when
forwarded TO the Parent bank In Ban Francisco;
sells Bills OF Exchange, and tranracis General
Banking Business.
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THE END.

The course Of the wearle.t river
Ends In the great gisy sea;
The acorn. ior ever and ever.
strives upuard 10 the tres.
The rainbow, the sky sdorning.
shines promise through the storm;
The giimm-r OF coming morning
rhroagh midnight gloom will form.
ny time all kno,s are riven.
Oomplsx although they BE-,
And peace will 81 last bs siven.
Dear. both 10 yoa and me.
Then. thosgh the path may be dreary.
Look onward tn the ecai;
Though the heart and the head be wsay'
Let faith Inspire th- soul
SOCK the right, though the wrong be tempting
speak truth a. sny cost
Vain IL all weak esemptin<
wasn once the gem is Loaf.
Let strons hand asd lecn eye be really
For plain and ambushed foes;
Though earnest and fancy steady
Bar best unto the ,lo.e.
The heavy eloads may Be- raining.
Hut with evening comes the light.
Throu.h the dark are iow winds complaining,
Yet the sunrise gilds the hight.
And Love has his hidden treasure
For the patient sad the pure.
And Time gives bis fullest measure
To the workers Who endure:
And the Word that no Law has shaken
Hs- the future pledge supplied:
For We know that when We awaken"
We shall bc '' satisfied"
-Ti-.l,y'. nayasi-s.
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oh! MY J
BACk!" !: !: !:

hneeritg disease and death hundreds who hsyr
bl,'n giyrn up hy ply hysician-. HUNTS KEN.
EDN Curt- III Dis. sses Of the Liver. kidneys
Bladder ard Urinary Organs. Dfop-y. Gravel,
ptal-tes. snd ncoutlneUce anf hstention OF
Urine. HUNTS REMEDY enr.- Brighrs Dis
ease ot tine kilneys. t,.rersl b.oility. Female
vsakne-s. NcTNoas Disease, intenperahoe and
Exccs-.p HUNTS REMEDY cnfe- Billions
lica aiache, sour stomach. Co-tiyenes-. Dy-pep.
sia. Sirvrahea- the iiowcl- AMI StOm.-h. and
males thc Blood perfectly pur-. IuSl's
hEMEDY IL prepared Exrars-Lr for these Ills
eases, and mas NEyER nEks KNOWN TO FAIL
One trial will convince you. HUNT RtM.
EDY IL purely Vegetable, l. u.ed By family
PHYSICIANS. and tho utmost reliance may be
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FITS, EPILEPSY,
FALLING SICKNESS

Permanently Cured : no humbus by One
Month's usaSe Of DR.. GoulAr,i'- Celebrated IN.
fsllible IN Pow ierr. To convince sufferers
that thess powders will do all We claim fur
them. We will send them by mail. post paid, Q
rrial bor As Or. Goulard IL the only physician
that has ever made this disease special study.
and o. 10 our knowledge thousands have been
Perm,nently Cured BY the use of these Pow.
der-, We will guarantee Permanent Cure In
every case. or Refund you All money Expended.
All -uffcrcrs should give the-c Powders an early
trial. and be convinced Of their curative pow
err.
Price. for large boI, $500. or four boie. for
fiO.oO. sent by mail to any part of the United
states OF Canals on receipt Of price. or By ex.
prv-s, q. U. ID. Address,
A~ll q ROuHINS,
30 Fulton street. Brooklyn, MI.
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CONSUMPTION
POSITIVELY CURED

All Sansrer- from this disease that are anxious
to be cured should try DR.. Kis-ner's Celebrated
Consumptive Powders. Thee Powders are the
only preparation known that will cure Con.
sumption. and all diseases of the throat and
lungs-indesi. 80 strong is our fAith In them.
sni also to convince you that they are no hun.
bus. we will forward 10 every sufferer. by mall.
post paid. q free Trial Boz.
We don't want your money until you are per.
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your life is worth saving. dont delay In giving
thc-s Powders trial, .. they will surely cure
yOu.
the United STATES OF Canada. By mail. on receipt
OF price. Address.
ASH e. ROnnINS,
go Fulton street, brooklyn. MI.
feS Is.iv
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Room 10, Friedrich House,
VIRGINIA, NEVADA.

HOURS FOR CONSULTATION PROM 10
TN 3. and from till .. OF By special appoint-
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DEv. 7. u. MceRATa oFrERs TO S SILL y. ].
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-02-20

vPalns In the Back.
4 side or Laiu- ~,
cured by HUNTS
X 4 VI 4 D Y. the
Great Kidney and
Liver Medicine. II
1. not q new com
pound. having
been used by sll
clt-ser for 0year-
and saved from
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-10

Madame Bonaparto visited Ell
rope repeatedly IN tho interest Of
her son, and to have her marriage
sanctioned. In 1861 formal trial
WAS granted her in Paris. The ease
was decided against her, doubtless
by inspiration of tho court, but
Napoleon III. obtaincd decision
from his cabinet that the son
"Jerome Bonaparte was legitimate
child Of France" Old Jerome, who
was still living, had the indecency
to'protest against his sons legiti-
macy, and permission to live in
France. 70 this Infamous PROPOSE
tion Napoleon replied that young
Jerome was undoubtedly legitimate
by the laws Of France, and he re-
oognized him as such in a formal
docree.
Mrs. Bonaparte passed the rest
OF her life in Baltimore. Old ago
pressed heavily on her, and on the
9TH of'April she died peacefully, at
the age of ninety-four years. Thus
passed away one of tho last land
marks of the "First Empire" She
had lived long enough to see
Napoleon's great fabric totter to
the ground, and Il republic erected
in which there arc no emperors Or
dictators to prevent the marriage Of
any citizen with the best American
families.
Her son was educated in Mary
land. After Napoleon's death he
went to Europe, where he was
lionized by his grandmother and all
tho other Bonapartes except his
tritl'ng father. After the accession
of Napoleon III. Jerome was warm.
ly received at the Trillerics. He
resemhlei his uncle SO much that
old soldiers would cry "Viye
tEmpeneur" when they met him.
He med in 1870 and left two sons,
Jerome Napoleon and Charles
Joseph, both livin3-the former an
officer in tho French army, the
latter Il lawyer in Baltimore.
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lnch 2G-XG
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
COUNTY or FIIRFIELD.
rnJIDr, M, f,o,r,yo>Y nrrIc

THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
COUNTY or FAIRFIELD.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Henrietta i. Martin, Plaintiff. against
Samuel B. Clowney, Robert j. Moore,
Martin y. Milling, W. II. Robinson, !,
DnvidS. Weir, II. S. Desportcs & Co..
Tho National Bank of Chester, South
Carolina, Hopkins, Dwight e. Co., II.
". Friedenwald, Tho Winnsboro Ma
tional Bank Of Winnsboro, South Caro-
inn, George II. McSTastcr and Francis
Gerig, MS Assignees Of The Wipnsboro
National Bank of Winnsboro, South
Carolina, il. G.. Howard, as Secretary
OF the MISUNDERSTANDING and Manu-
featuring Company, md John A. Fraser,
Defendants.-Copy Summons for Re
lief. Complaint not Served.
TO the Defendants:
VOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and
l. required to answer the complaint t
in this action, which is filed in tho Office
of tho Clerk of Common Pleas for the
said county, and to serve copy Of your
answer to the said complaint on the subr
scrlber at His Office, Winnsboro. South
Carolina. within twenty days after tho
service hereof. exclusive Of tho day of
"''Sh ScifACc, ulAu IL yOQ ittlt ~ uLSWei tIio
complaint within tho time aforesaid, the
plaintiff in this action will apply to the
Court for the relief demanded in the
complaint.
Dated 9th March, A. D. 1879.
JAS. il. RION,
Rlaintifi's Attorneys
To the Defendant, Samuel B. Clowney,
TAKE notice that the summons in this
action. of WHICH tho foregoing isa copy,
was filed tn the office Of tho Clerk of the
Court Of Common Pleas for the comfy
and State aforesaid on the 9th day Of
March. 1879. JAMES H RION,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
Winnsboro, s. G.
9th March, 1879.
april 2-X6
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TIE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF FFAIRFIELD.

COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Frederick Copcs ns Trustee of Mrs. Sarah
II. Cop"s, Plaintiff, against Samuel B.
tlowney, r. S. Desportes e. Co., The
National Bank ofChester, South Caro-
linn, Hopkins, Dwight & Co., II. W.
Friedenwald, Tlre Wipnsboro National
Bank Of Winnsboro, South Carolina,
George II. McMaster and Francis Gerig
rs Assignees of tho Winnsboro National
Bank OF Winnsboro, South Carolina,
II. G. Howard rs Secretary of tho Mary
land Fertilizing and Manufacturing
ompany, and John 4. Fraser, Defend
ants.-Copy Summons for Relief. Com.
plant not Served.
To the Defendants:
VOU ARE hereby summoned and
l. required to answer tho complaint
Of the Clerk Of Common Pleas, for the
said county, and to serve q copy Of your
answer to the said complaint on the sub
scribcr Mt his Office, Winnsboro, South
Carolina, within twenty days after The
service hereof, exclusive of the day of
s,.ch service; md if you fail to answer
tho complaint within the time aforesaid,
tho plaintiff in this action will apply to
the Court for tho relief demanded in the
complaint.
Dated 20th March, 1870.
JNO. j. NEIL,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
TO the Defendant, Samuel B. Clowney:
TAKE notice that the summons in this
hction of which tho foregoing is copy,
was filed in tho oflico of the Clerk Of
the Court Of Common Pleas for tho
County of Fairfiol Il in the State ofSouth
Carolina, on the Cd day Of April, 1870.
End April, 1879 JNO. J. NEIL,
april 3-tawGw Plaintiffs Attorney.
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
COUNTY OF FAIRFIELD.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

SOOhI VI COhlMON ELCAS.
George W. Witte, PlaintiG,
against
Samuel 3. Clowney, r. S. Dcsportes &
Co, The National Bnuk OF Chester,
South Carolina, Hopkins, Dwight & Co., -,
II. w. Fricdcnwald, The Winnsboro
National Bank, of Wlnnsboro South
Carolina III. G. Howard and John A.
Fraser, Defendants.
TO the Defendants:
VOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and
l. required to answer tho comp!l int
in this action, which this day is fled in
the office of the CLERK Of Common Pleas
for the said county, and to serve copy
of your answer to the said complaint on
he suhscrib CT at his Office, Winnsboro,
South Carolina, within twenty days after
the service hereof, exclusive of the day
OF sEoh service; and if you fail to answer
the complnint within the time aforesaid,
the plaint in this action will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded In tho
complaint.
Dated Oath March, 1879.
JAS. II. RION,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
TO the Defendant, Samuel B. Clowney:
TAKE notice that the summons in this
action, Of which Tie foregoing is COPY,
was filed in the Office Of the Clerk of tho
Court of Common Pleas for the County of
Fairfield in the State Of South Carolina,
on the Oath day of March, 1879.
Dated 9th March, 1879.
JAS. H. RION,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
mch 2G-NG
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B BRIC-A-BRAC. C.
A neat business-I he cattle trade

A neat business-Ih he cattle trade.
Chorus of the cider apples-"Just
as We so to press.
There must be a nerve scenter
somewhere in the nose,
A pistol is not half so dangerous
when the owner is not loaded.
A Texan got in his dying declarati IN
after he was shot nine times.
A cutting from q banana plant
stuck in the ground will bear fruit
in year.
"One Of the lost tarts' said q
scholar, picking up q cherry pie in
the street.
The girl who had two strings to
her beau made an arrow escape from
matrimony,
There are we'll authenticated cases
of kittens having caught tho mumps
from children.
Siberia is beginning to loom up as
q great agricultural country,-espe-
cially wheat producing.
One of the brightest things we
have noticed going round, lately, is
highly polished circular saw.
So many females are going into
Professionalism that by anu by tao
cock of the walk will have no chance
Seuator Thurman has never ad-
mitted that Mr.. Hayes is President
by calling on him at the White
House.
Apatent-medicin advertiser says
that fat is not conductive to long
Life. A fat hog rarely lives through
the winter.
In the olden time when a man
sailed across the seas to humble a
rivals fame he brought his arms
with him nov he brings his legs.
Boston has q temperance rcformer
who claims to have drunk more
.fiquor than any other man in that
city, and to have squandered $780,
900.
Dallas (Texas) Comm erciaz We
are painfully dry in these parts.
Plenty of whiskey and blood, to be
sure, but no rain to speak of oil
winter.
If a person employs q dentist to
pull an aching tooth for him, is it
not sure sign that he can't ache it
out himself Z
A South american has discovered
q plant which gives milk, but we
don't see where the fun is to come
in, as it can't turn around and kick
the pail over.
It is said that q Chinaman can do
almost any possible or impossible
thing except pronounce the letter p.
A Chinese cook shocks the stomach
Of people by calling it "boiled lice .
A domestic named Angelica Jor-
llan has passed over her last name
and bcco me portion Of her first
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THE WEEKLY NEWS

Gives moro for tho money than any
other Southern Wcekly. Sec the prices:
Single subscriptions pcr apnum S 200
Five subscriptions at 81 rs - 875
Ten subscriptions at ST so - 15 90
Twenty su descriptions At 81 IS $500
Fifty subscriptions at ST - 5000
The Weekly News will bo sept to yea r.
ly subscribers Of tho Daily for 81; to six
p pontha subscribers TOR 81 80; to yearly
Subscribers of tho Tri-W eeKly for 81 50
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LOW PRICES
THAT WILL
ASTONISH. YOU LOOK :

sugar-Cured Uncauvassed Hams at 10
cents per lib.
Good Coffee Sugar at cents per lb.
Best Rio Coffee at II cents per lb.
Pure Lenf Lard ct 10 cents per lb.
Fresh Soda Crackars at 10 cSnts per lb.
All sorts Of Sweet Cakes at correspond
ingly low low prices.
Also, 10 or 40 Bbls. New Mabkerol Fish
in different sized packages suitable for
farm use, Givo me o 9all. I will not be
underaold. W. III. DONIjY.
rooh % 8s
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THE CHARLESTON
W!E:::x!:sEEE:IiY NEWS

14E Weakly Nows contains live edito-
rials, tho latest kilograms, carefully
SOLICITED mail News, besides the following
SfECIALTIES:
Pr'zo stories, chess column. IN agri-
cultural department.. Record of mar
rlages and Deaths.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-10

ENJOY L1rE.-What a truly boau-
tiful world we live in ! Nature gives
us grandeur Of mountains, glclls
and oceans, and thousands of means
for enjoyment. We can desire no
botter when in perfect health; but
how often do the majority Of peo-
pie feel like giving it up dishearten-
ed, discouraged and worried out
with disease, whom there is no oc-
casion for this feeling, as every
sufferer can easily obtain satisfac-
tory proof that Green's August
Flower will make them as free from
disease as when born. Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint is the direct
cause of seventy-tive per cont Of
such maladies as Biliousness, In
digestion, Sick Headache, Costiye-
ness, Nervous Prostration, Dzzi-
ness Of the Head, Palpitation of tho
Heart, and other distressing symp-
toms. Three doses of August
Flower will prove it's wonderful
effect. Sample bottles, 10 cents
Try it.
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THE
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ATTHE
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name. Sho attempted to kindle
fire with coal oil.-N0r Her.

IRE With coal Oll.-NOr. Hcr.
It was sail by those of old that
Heaven lies about us in our infan-
cy !" And we havo como to the CON
clusion, like many others, that tho
world lies about us when we grow
older.
The 1859, ,143,O 900 cigars made in
the United States during tho last
fiscal year would encirclc the globe
five times if placed end to end, and it
is estimated 25O,000 persons got
their living from their manufacture.
London society is shocked by the
appearance in the windows of pho
tograph Of q princess who has fine
shoulders and wishes the public TO
know it. The picture shows her
shoulders and back nearly to the
waist entirely nude.
Robert Templeton, matchmaker
and jeweler, Of Ayr, Scotland, has
bequeathed his whole estate of about
$4,000 to rebuild the old bridge Of
that town, popularity known as the
"Auid Bridge of Ayr" and rendered
famous by Burns poeps.
People make too much fuss alto
gether over these athletic exhibit
tions. In his grcatest match O'Lea-
ny didn't walk us far by seven miles
as weak woman outiin North Hill
did while she was trying to match
the shade of ribbon, Burlington
Uuec&eye.
a Biddleford, Me-, man, who was
going camping out, dropped a
memorandum on the pavement,
which passer-by picked up. Hero
is q copy "Saleratus. hardtack,
keg lager, Golden Rule, gin, rum,
Ecening Times, tobacco, matches
and little hutchet."
A poet sings: II writo because
must, and not for praise" This is
what ails us, too. We write because
We must. Praise won't buy boots
and bread and beef. A great many
poets, however, write not for praise,
but for the waste basket. - Norris
toaoo Herald.
The moan thing about cx~Gover,
nor Tildep is that he refuses to par,
alyzo according to programme. 1t
vii hardly be worth while for tho
organs to go to the trouble of laying
out plans for prominent Demo crafts
unless moro attention is paid tc
them, m,-I'hiladelphio Times.
A gentleman addressed his SER
want "James, how is it that my
butcher bills are so large, and ]
always have such bad dinners g
''Really, sir, I don't know for I am
sure we never have anything nice in
the kitchen that we don't send some
Of it up to the parlor. ."-BostQ''
Globe.
Engliah newspapers very rarely
contain in the obituary column q
uotioo Of q funeral, because, except
in the case of an eminopt public
person, it is not desired that any
but near relatives or very intimate
friends should attend, and men
worth million go to their graves
with less ponp and parade than Il
New York Car driver.