The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-06-22
PERSONAL AND PARTIuCLAR.

a or AladlSOn (lOWaJ man went
home the other evening and found his
house locked up. Getting in at the
window, with considerable difficulty,
he found on the table a note from his
wife: 81 have gone out. You will lind
the door key on n side of the door
STEP"
An English showman's version of
the story of King Darius, Daniel, and
the lions was as follows: cat him.
says the king. we WON'T a the
lions. AT him, again says the king.
'Blowed if we WILL says the lions
which was a sell for the great King
Darius and very wexatious."
An Irish crier at Ballinsloe being or
dered to clear the court did so by this
announcement: Now. then, all ye
b~lackguards that isn't lawyers must
lave the coort."
Song of the retail merchant-.'Sprin-
kle, sprinkle, little cart, how we wond-
er where thou art"
The New Orleans Times says: Per.
SEPARATION is the cheapest luxury of the
PORE
Defalcations will continue just as
long as people try to indulge $4,000
ideas on a $1,000 salary.
Young Fariner-How can we tell
you ''how. to ure a ham, unless you
inform us what ails tine ham?
Perpetual motion has at last been ac-
complished. indianapolis has a female
sexton, and now one bell tolls the
other.
Even . deaf pilot can always tell
Long Island by the Sound.
''I1l be blowedl'' as the oak said to
the oncoming tempest.
The sharpest paper we have got hold
of lately is No. / sand paper.
1t is now about time to pull down
your white vest-of the top shelf.
That which is higher than a kite
must be above the telegraph wires.
1t was of a dear girl who dotted Oh
onion salad that it was written, "She
carried her ruling passion strong in
breath"
The world is made up of two kinds
or people-those who work and those
who spend all their time in getting
ready to work.
The masons of Upper Arragon, Spain,
water being very scarce, wet their
mortar With wine; and hence, we sup
pose, the slang, "Will you moist your
Give me your hand said the
schoolmaster s%ternly. "And my heart,
too. " she replied meekly. Being pretty,
her soft answer etfectually turned away
his wrath.
Child two years old has an attack of
Group at night. Doctor at a distance.
What is to be done?-Medieal Paper.
Carry him ten miles further away from
the doctor.
The first symptom of true love in a
young man is timidity; in a girl it is
boldness. The two sexes have a ten
iency to approach, and each assumes
the qualities of the other.
a young artist has painted the pic
ture of a dog under a tree, and the
work is so artistically done that none
but the best connoisseurs can tell the
bark of the tree from that of the dog.
Systematic Young Thing-Nothing
in the paper but stupid strikes and
bank failures and depression of trade
and prevailing distress. Why don't
they put in something of some interest
to somebody?
An exchange thinks the time will GER
tainly come when men will go flying
through the air. And so do we. 1t
will come when three or four men
handle a keg Of. nitro-glycerine as a bag
gage-smasher handles a trunk. But
they will 60 flying through the air SO
rapidly and in s. many pieces that they
won't enjoy the trip worth a cent.
An exchange defines watering places
as ''places where the people live on fish
and strangers" 1t may be added that
there are some watering places where
fish and strangers are synonymous
terms.
Bonnets are not worn in heather
lands. Hence churches are not popu-
lar there. 1t requires a new spring
bonnet to develop the latent Christian
ity in 4 woman.
Time you began to think, young
man, that youth won't last fereyerl"
Permit me to suggest, my respected
grandfather, that age is not what you
might call permanent, either"
The gentleman from ''Injeany,"
whose memory slipped its grip on the
word ''saleratus," explained to the
storekeeper that he wanted ''sum of
that yer white powder as made bread
git up and hump itself"