The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-06-26
STANDARD PARAGRAPHS.


nor to the last.
Chickens and farmers delight in grow
ing crops.
The King of the Zulus is after the
British with sharp stick.
"Chiming Belles"-two young ladies
striving for the "last word.
A human life is at most but a fitting
scene in the great panorama of Time.
A hen must not be considered hoggish
Just because she eats her food by the
peck.
Senator Lamar, considered as duelist,
has gone to meet Gordon and Bob
Toombs.
The man who was struck by pleasant
thought, ever afterward regarded it as a
happy hit
"Iwish, y said little Johnny, at the table,
chat was an Arab, SOS l could just live
on the desertr'
Figuratively speaking, Roscoe Conkling
is the red rag that lures the Democratic
bull to destruction.
The lady who accused her neighbor of
having a dirty house, was confronted
with a sweeping denial
Speaking of dark horses" in the Pres
1 identlal race, how would "Blair and
Hoadly' do
A minister has been found running two
licit stills in Alabama-"laboring in the
neyard,' SO to speak.
Mr.. Tilden is going West to visit his
liver mine. The thing must be put in
good working order for the next cam
paign.
The Greenbackers in Congress do not
hold the balance of power" David
Davis holds the balance of greatest pow
The average Northern Democratic edi-
itor now clamors loudly for "the code"
If he should be attacked, he would doubt
less represent the cowed.
A Democrat has been found (Senator
Bayard,) who rises above obedience to
the party lash, and is viewed with feel
ing akin to horror by hie fellows.
Yonr Democratic Congressman always
forgets, when he attempts any trickery,
that he has to deal with Republicans who
are experts in parliamentary practice.
While the Democrats are watching for
stampede from the Republican camp,
they fail to notice the great leak through
their own picket lines.
Gen Rice has doubtless come to the
conclusion that that leg always was a
bother to him. anyway, and it couldn't be
any harm to shoot it off.
Conkling cannot add to his fame by
spilling the blood of bully. And Lamar
will not challenge Conkling Lamar is
not anxious to ,'sleep beneath the
daisies"
A tramp, over in Kentucky the other
day, made ringing" temperance speech
and the inhabitants of the place "tolled"
him to leave town.
Senator Conkling denounced Senator
Lamar as liar blackguard, and a,
coward and Lamars friends decided that
Conkling was the aggrieved party.
"Why were you discharged ~ asked an
engineers wife.
"On account of my carlessness /" re-
piled the husband.
1t has come to be generally conceded
that Ohio is the pivotal state" and we
think we know which way she is going to
swing
jeff Davis said recently in speech,
that "he hoped to live to weave another
chaplet for the brow of Mississippi" Bet
ter go to weaving crinoline, Jeffersonl
The Brigadiers laid pin ON the track
to stop the wheels Of Government. When
the Veto No. passed over it, they gath.
cred it up and with one accord exclaim-
ed "Oh, how beautifully fattened p
A large number of the Niagara excur-
sionists took dinner over in Canada 1t
seemed like old times to many of them.
The train polled some forty odd majority
for Ewing.
If the Russian Government sends many
more exiles to Siberia, it will not be long
before the Czar will have to put on his
ulster and go there, and stay with his
subjects.
General Ewing is in great trouble over
the hardness of the times" Charles
Foster has whole bank-vaults full of
money Ewing ought to have thought of
this before he accepted
The editor of the Louisville Courier
Journal denounces Senator Conkling as a
coward. Which would seem to indicate
that Mr.. Watterson considers himself
we'll acquainted with the makeup of a
coward
Ewing tried to kick John G. Thompson
out of the Democratic Committee, but
when the leaders come to reflect little
they found they couldn't do without old
thousand from Wood"
He was an educated city youth and he
was taking a stroll over the place, with
the farmers young lady daughter Pres
emily they came to a large pile of sticks
"What's that for?" asked the youth
That's cord-wood," replied she. "Of
yes" observed the youth, NOW l under