The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1879-12-06
NUMBER 8.
PASSING Smiles.

shot tramp. NnatiOWa wants lsmofe
quail. lfa Hf 99sa Z 1fne
ONsof the best points about river Is,
the fact that 1t doesn't keep any bugs i'm
its bed.
r 49, a,,a,;on j., ho;no
H. i IL y - b bavo uns,,;ng "a love, and
arary,hin, "a wa;n5 fg9la'ssf IS
N NJ s -, - - ,y,l, teaeh a
a., w =. "a ~, ~ s, va 90 ha ker shon while
u?s - ~ - ~" - al',an y 1T
NC sn'' :, !. ana. ~ ...,..,f -,
iiAE paoy, ! "un'l., - 40 soo0 as
wheat, remarked iohu p"ienys .I'e
IN u'i', WS. - 'S.aaa,S Tender
'''es''eu, 8, '"es'a's , ,.a,,, ra,on,a
sAweT yan ,s s map i it9' ms nSr so
So he borrow d a saw, sf~r5j ,t;siam
Aud then en u, saw saw ,,aa, r.v.n,o
li VIM sq"'l''" r'sI''f 49, --ifiri T,edin
Is ivy,,.., r,s,,ata III q sos;e,v
"nn W." ,J' conc ,hat "aIwavs
a gosw him asyavn when he heard L
IarroId s;n,nlv asked Il some one present
wo,,ld nleas,, 3o,s;ng Il
/ "Vs.N - Nsine IL ~ tIot,Lan,ot
20 eH s.slas S"y 49, c,ars An S;nb,
- lolni, a.. 81 ,,ra , m1 In anstbat
s'see,e ous s., ~ ny low sasms todotailv
n; 1890 nona Hsct;onws
'sio.' . ''"n - 90 rs .s,,s .na.,1
AND ner Whispers niieu my puiseo
WIN tnefuiihess on spring, wo'o r'o
| words ne ueWreu W no spi uuh ~ nv ~.
'front.' door wheh sne Whispered ~ nia
ear that papa was apous W appear "poi
tne ScehqSg54.a agx
A SHORT time ago 3 Danpury man n,
| huu FORTY uOliHTN kIOltU IFOin Ufut. rus
.thief was sppsel uehuyl ,s.ruuN WIZ Sn,,a1g
morse ana seh, DAM 'meny uV',a'e,
with note 10 ene oleoe 'ia' as 91on -
he receiveu more fe"no'se ne "o''e sepo
back The res'o4a ~ .siai ~ :.
AN unpromlsing infant; Mrs. levi
-" You wQuldnt charge uoo iSen's
| paby fult iafef Conuuc,o' TOW
Eold Is he, menu Lew, Jr',,r = Yas seek
years. MIs' Levi JaNsy, JAZZ,
you VII meter make aschmar' n'ake 'iNo
your lader. II ,pcf ssile5
A MAN out West has sued newspa~
| per for libel, because u sa'u ne kiiiea
man, Inc newspaper wan's ~ ""n'-
promise, and adylses nun 70 MAKE ,ne
report true by klliipg somepoay. nc
has accepted the advice, anu - nan.,"E
around Tor the edltor'--o@ oiey DefF'cN'
You never see woman button any
thing that she can pm, ana you never
see a man pin anything tnat ne can We
win strlng, lou % hop;eno " Nat tv ,hev
MAKING some , nen o1a'e ;,,to no wr;s;-
coulah .'e puv.of'p .D.;, NV D,,,,;aa,on
nahd WIN pieoe u '"'"e' ''''''9'0''
Haa0seye.
The Western lady who READ IN q
newspaper that paking powuel was
good thing, thougnl sne = oaao ao' ~,
and her Ola man on arriving w,i W., 49,; ;'nI
CABIN had 'stoool ,saio ne wpupan X - H.,
the affair SO much ~ sue y iey ,no I'VE
out before blowing herseli ana 'ic prop
erty to glory IN tnat s1yie.
A LONDON scientihc journal says ,nc
cucumber il known 70 INA nave I'VE peen cuI''.
waited for more than 5000 yfars-1nac !.
was extensively grown III al,eie',s rJsy ~,
lerhaps ~ was .ne .vs' ~ -" hey
tne asp .npt SeoP H. .1,.a,is dn,,t.ted
bosom with results we a'""y' uo'''e"
that snake STORY 81 1
A FASHIONABLE gafnelt ~ nv ~ ~
made BY taking your nuspan Us a a.s',
dyeing it brown, cutting on .ns pieae.
pockets, gathering y pehlna ala sow,nG
ten cents worm oi piacA uoni's a'o Ia
the necs. WIN one y, mt ;nso ~ I; can,
dle-sizea Woman c"n on" n,l 'n'o 49,
store win ane ar oi ll19ness. ),
NOAH, poor man. meyer knew w ia'sh -
was to SLIP down mo inc ceiiai ~ m'
Ark, when The boys were ~ Ine h,se,'eI
with beer mug ma unuer MS coae- .:i''
and come up with q satlsned expression
observing that nee JEST peen .o", ~ ~
see u them talers WIZ . spiou''''
ctmna1s 'o"'n a''.s a,..4.u;.
SOUND sara scnooilnasNl' 20
what you hear. for instance, you can !,
/ not feel sound. IN yes, you Eau,
said a smart BOY. "hae souhu oa,'
you feelp> retorted the Peaagoguf. ~ q
sound thrasning, quickly fePlieu ny
smart boy; Correc,' saia ~. .he scn ,'Sr
master. Come up. Anu 'h"' oni"i
boy felt 1tagaln. ~
A WOMAN who had buried four bus
bands was sadly contemplating Their
pictures. Your poor rather ~ ~
heaven, NOPE, ,s nnc. as'iu W ~. 80 ?,
hye-year-old, y hlcn one, a ss'Whr
inquired tne il,ele lnnocen' g 49, Iny
your own, OWL dear ,a.ne o., nv, ,noth 40
the Others all burned up nc n'0'''e'
didn't answer tne coiiu ,'n om. -,
TALKING about downright pun
headed luck" said old Buffers, the othel
| dav Hiwhv that fellow. Bl1venS, beat