, 1879-06-04

| Pine. pipe. ye fsoas. your vernaE song,
For j0cnnl SlIrlnv IN here.
| 10 :aapolea, rAtde joyous Shout
| AHd- boy. another hegrl
| "T1lOAt UI' NORTn.D
/ Detroit Free I1ev.
no Ind put In about thirty years on this
muudanr sphere, distant 000000 600 miles from
the sun, ant bis clothing hul TINT llmpsr, lin.
bcr look TINT gives a nun nway at once. Yes,
he was n little kuce-sprung, Antt when ltc
braccd up, took direct Hue for Il latnp.post-
md missed 1t by four feet, he looked buck aul
said:
swell. didn't wnn' sou nn5howl I'm able
stan' up, Just or same, 'thout auy your hc1p, an
yul 70 CT Tcxasl"
lie came to this Office. Ito 1n4 something to
do with n newspaper uD North, uUd n sort Of
fraternsl feeling lifted him down Grlswoa
street. lie came up stairs OIL seventeen differ
ent angles. Teoplc who were going dosn as
lie canle up were sais!lea that l,c WIS M MI
glc-saxon. After recovering Ills uoise ho tnatlo
diyo into one Of the editorial rootts mud sald:
"1i'lol Como 'er slice youl Been wan sheo
yo1, n,nro'n YEAR" ......
lie was askel to sit down. lie walked oyer to
chair carefully seized The arn,a, turned hIul-
self slowly ato.lt,d. aud then suddenly fell back
wards futo the clair with touk of relief sprcad
1,,ss elenr bnck to hfs ears.
HXlIus way s!lus Sit down." lie explained. "a
he took out his watch aud Looked at tic back Of
# to see tic t!tnc.
"You ahee. / rot shtin ,eg, an' fal1 ou noor
r. doan' look out. 1ah 'er blE press run'n ter
dns1Y% ,s! Y,..n
"We, let Ter run. cam shtop Ter, can II
How MANY 'pressionts tas, now does Ter ruiz otft"
"Zlut a!'l Why, ean bcat xhat on han'
prcssl Yes, sha., n can't beat zllat on llan'.
press ri! giy you shen dollar BILL"
Tic started to RISE slp, but s.l1cn thought
restrained hin, md after settling back l,r snii
Ilow many co'tnns mazzer can you write up
In one dayf"
"Not over ten."
! can wrI,e forty eol'mus day jus' like .ozzinss.
ahurl'
Tl,rre NAE silenco for moment, aud then be
conhleptlal1y Inquired:
:" Y Yot bccn zhf"ktng1"
-" Nor 7. eizhcr. I'm zhuat slober's Duke.
You oSn zhls to"na'
"Nor /, eszaer. doan' own nozz.ng. You
got $Ho',a ny ae''Dsy in y'r D0zzSs'"
"zdas nc aeln! l,nvn't rot Il red silent to
my esss; Yss. Soufo'n' walk to'"e q" dirt roaa''
"soam ,nt--shakea You nrc bcs' fe1l'r oy'r
fhaws ms hull life. You go!n' down sAtars
II H. Hbo.,.t MI, ,,,., H., .,u,. ,..,
Yot tuk sIpn,es dol' "S'
When he got to the 1ead OF the stairs his
stu !eg " suddenly weasete,a, n1,d tlc niun
haa1. uo"n !, asd,ss ~ acap-h tnrce or Tour
whcn o ijnn'iy 1sca + y" nns ~ S mr..
ths fer. T. fGt of , hts leaa and cnlicd out:
no, not plt, replied tile man ut tic head
AN didn't hurt nc, cizzer-not one sh lnglc
wall, ho stcaded himself uut Jof,rs nni it,"f III
!Hsadlc Of thu stsees ID la started ior tue Post
ohaes'
] -..-.. "- ....
| WHAT MEN DO FOR a NICKEL.
:stv 1o,k sna.
way stations frum 5:ao t,ll 7:o1 otc1nct i, I'm
,,n,,,t,., o,,., 49,, y. ~ ~ ~ e'uss )" e'a
marsan s,,ta". a,'u .'om ~ ~ 1'e evening.
! nessoa ehtesthE eaf ONT aee0nu befure tho TX
piration OF tho Gyc.cent hours ,nay rldc to thu
eud of tho lima an his Inlf.i,1nn tf,to, ~
cbrck. as n I. ra,1c, M ,ha N.s w. 1s' go. ~
wv, ~ - ,".u' -" .''e sc" iofK hoaa
@"a pesson e'!ss'"s; IT a's mo1t station must
pay 10 cents Tor ILLS ticket. Thus tlere ars In
tho same cur passcngers who ara rnvs,y, ,1vo
cents for thur ride. uuI ot,ers who orc novi,,..
aohole .do anet amount ior theira' AZ station
wtero 100 10-ccnt ticketa asc sold Ia the two
hours between aud 3, 1900 hvc-cuut tickets
arc sold between s uud =. l,nh ron,,. ira
| tho,r ,r,.,,..r. .,nu,,''. a., 'o"uo '0"'
.us. l pa'ss"sc', uns'n5 .l'o snorhine "heco,il'
taooas!oa hoasa" from al A'oi'E the ltne TIL
tlIc luwer part Of the city Is reached; but In
nt f,w tlown.tnwn s,ntIo,swat ps.e,'s s.s.a. a'
ras.,'',',. h.. .',s =, Nestus ateea<'
Hoft,''.ul' task plaee. a'ia laatnbcFs streets ou
the Metropolitan Real: ut Fulton street, Frank.
and Houston. m lt,s custshlo Ina NJ III, va,v
Torl roaa. mi =. ,har. w.."a., s ~ t"u ~"
.sua' ~" ~ Ape.9' "a'1e''' anu fEahK-
I'M stfeets on thc veal side line. AT these stu
lions thcru ts usually ts,roiv Of PERSONS walt.
lug for thu 4egtuutnv ot Recommendation
hnr.a !, IN Tim .v.mInv f,f,., .h, ,.,.,,.'.a :.
.,ats ,ns t1i,an aio ss9"aeu ~, te ilta ot
IN Ios.r 'I II H. a;,s,.t Ia ~ spasSs AtolAa
wsn~ sor III IN, G". ~ s " ptsos
rsnt. = rhoss ti,r.',;1 y. .t.u . cnsa, fare
srsn,, Why & ai,eones a.a hot eolnnosaa ol
tas,', "s ~ tsro, VIII tuos w. tnooGa hekSi WIS