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Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
Sueriae.

yrGbt Of yDntt. fra &arItao
itrluts 9pnst Hog 5rsoasssiitrmlo.
bas ri. 4 neo / 9a9a % trdi
8aaromanb OIsiou ira SoIls Oa
bans TO Senusr. iOm n,tOp paste.
rscs optr &analtOrDet. De ftprt,ot
beoeosos til Screen. 6aosren os
ben enc Scu 'Om tlQiuc i9lsn msr
otn anosu Gen, 9 Nar 9ammsl.
bar oQsrece oeo. Yaa BAN iants
epu%ltrnalen at haus pasleret 5oriiesu
o. ben p~snitrs Sios al gssem,t
Saarst / Rattcu bar n9ltsn afiuio,
poo Brpitct o. Wausn iaaes reb,
Striber o9 puosn bar paa ct Yal
Siecsr aiilaast ott utuitrs Ben ol
bseae Seooer bar reoblaa itr'bsoe
Get psnitrs 8uTtIaGr par aloeles
ieubstH9uset, Susrlarst paa btsGt
Sto oar oprispet o9 ilioi ira Saa
Ierns. Den anosn uOsst GIore Zen
par blsutn trnfst / ben bsire Glib
oe / Nrmsn, Der oar rPb. os Suoti
oar paa ins Stsbsr %nfiiaast. Sl
otren par truH,n blot / Bensns ol
unoer Seoosrue OusrInrst paa bei
ueuitre Steusl par oprllpet.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

Msu 9s bar @st, SIR. 8atIsp bette fan life bore min
Wano. Min Sen, Der sr Isgelsn."
"8an life bore Osrss Wanol Ser, / Sanobeb. oct
ifulos iss lite tro !" raabts SIR. BatIsp lsenbs. ipet ban
ferte Den Inbsn msb is. "5ss bar aIbris nit 9p feet
iaa mistentiomme Wennsiter iom 8 poIitfoli. 8er iaa
goo - osnns 8si - til nit pripats 8srelis. Seq snitsr
0sss 8aao ON en- liosn Sag 8Iiu lite lense borte,
Waltonl /"
"San psb Sntet,' mumIsbs Oif, ibet ban 1,pnote Hs
no al Seren. "Simlsn psliisns Sbarpit for bans Barn.
~bisrtisbso meo en- Hagen Wanbl"
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

90 nu ipntss bet Saubbso, iom ON Sntet iunbe
fOmme ipeisn for bsrss 9ptfs. De baabsos. at siiebn.n
bar tret al at forislse Dem, elsr ON oslaa lllptttn tunbe
ba,e en- eQsr nnbcn YiI Bsrsofab for Dem. maate ben
neepenei8pis prslle %nlfaesli9 at paa ben Rnhnins. buor.
mso fuIotommsn s%i,niois silio % fat 8sftsmtbeo til at
baucle ristist piIoe fleoe Nsm iom Yantisr imob tufuos
Sarsr.
ga Did Walton en- 6ormiobaa fithat par ~beffiaftiset
msb at inbfsre line Beser forlisliss Yoiter. bsrts ban
en- uis u%slbsfsnot Stsmms iper8s en- al &ontOrbeieutsne
sftsr bans Grincipal. Ysnnsn falbt fra bans frafHsie
Saano, % en- flor, tort 8lab ~tilimuoiest ben rene Sibs.
"@ub SimIsu bet sr 10 YOIitibst,ntsn- Sbarpit,
mumleos ban %foritr9itet.
San titteos foristist Opsr lin YuIt. So. saniis rig.
tet, Oct par Sbarpit psus forte 8leosr, buOraf en- ouer.
faoiit Sastaesr aloris ifules funns eremme ON. at ban
bapbe en- Northumberland for fs. WRsn Old baobe fun
for sob Maras til at erinbs hs bise a~lporIss. baaroe
Sr9f.
ASnssn al 9Srr. 8atIsp sr tiitsps mn. min S,rr.."
iuarsps ben Rontoriit, til bpsm Sbarpit bapot btnpsnbt fe.
"GiI 0e Irsse 0srss Sort. sle iss mig Osrss sSrinbs, p
@3uesn ai 0slsns; is oil psnts. Sa leo ioumsr
Der siter Iitale. oil en- at Dem uosn Spipl inart bore br.'
San tos en- Gpis % iatts fs ben anoen Del at Ron.
iorst til at lGs.
Old trsb iammeu paa lin StoI % iirabts at tase
fat isien paa III @rbsios. llmulistl Sciapsrus oauoisos
for bans Sins broset Sorpirins. Yolitibstisnt,ns frog.
tsos Ysrion fun noels faa Allen borts tpnseee mso Gent.
nerpsst paa bam. Spspen psrleoe | Draaber pna bans
Yaubs.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

giot Of Sugurm. } '2Rois Gilt"
m,botltr en- 9%ubisnotr = Sttoaes
inotrai bet llbelr, al Ct Biatbarn paa
p,iire Saub blsp blot / SaanoeH al
en- SusOrm uIpifeu bsucts ri 2,
oo Barn,ts S5aou ct Wsolsm al
Gage. o. WsoieiniOrsniHscn men
ba ban par paa 4rbsioe % ierit
fOm hitm Ri. 8 ON aittnsn. baoos
opertroii', SIsnctlGrriustr iaast an'
lsoning III al oriDs Spil. Barnet
bI.p al en- SIantiiayrlnS 'SiOrt usc
for Srmsftit" iom Oct bsosr. Os
maalfe Iisse m,o itnrf, Opiaitnin.
ger % Sapelis til 81. 81 altsn. Ter
Gage bltu bsniet.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
Wnlofuno. sSor ct Yar Oar iioen

6nlofuno. sSor ct Yar Mar ioen.
sIisr at Seltsn par forbi, iaa en-
OrsnD. iom leote en- &o paa Mars.
lens Wort, benimoo Mitsn ct Stsife
guilt WetaI, iom ban untos for Nes.
ling. Iig8e paa Stubiorosn BET par
al Spttelie iom en- olminbsIis Blp.
ant. omtrent ct &parter lan9t %
no8st frumbeiet. Srsn9sn to9 III
6uno mso blem % loo bet liass
nenitt | noasn 8ib. 9an tom Der.
eitsr | 8isneite / Serritsl,p, % ba
ban en- Sang bar paa Bsieg blem.
me | Marslsu, to9 ban bet funbns
mso iis % iol8te bet for 10 Gre til
en- 8lertIer, iom o~srsiisr barb. bet liza.
6enoe | lang 8io uo,n at ngte paa
oct. Wen for Tort 3io iesn lsptrsos
pan oet III en- Sra9lmono, ION to9 Del
meo til Soenie % iOrberte Dos en-
8uloimeo, ON bet muIi9t maatte
hape no8sn iterrs 8eroi. Set piit,
he oa at bare Of mt Sub, bpor.
Tor 8ulolm.o,n. oo ban sriarso., al
oct par iunoei. raabsoe Srustman.
Den Ill at uHsUsrs BET paa Yollti
fammeret. Set funons blsu osrsitsr
inoIsusrst pua 8inoins Ssrrsosion'
tor os bsrira inoisnbt til Wuie,l
for nOroifts Slolos,r. % Wuia,i
bar MI isnot bets 8arbl, 1872 &r.,
til 0%rsn9,n.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

Gn eienoommslig Sannel er fore.
saaet / Rlb, for nosle Tiger iosn.
iott en- i,erre qunosisnbomsbehobsr
ira Smseusu bar iOIst 10 &eer ior
1874 3. pr. 20. Itusnbs 8ast imOt
al mOota9. iOm Detailing s 6raosr
Sranoeuiu til en- Yris Of 29t g.
pr. YOt. Dauso Opnuasb. ban en-
Yris al omirent l24 kr. pr. Stpi
let al me &scr; % oa BET par maer'
&esr. par osnns 9lnosl iormentlia
ret COB for Sglssreu.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
2 8cuter
xrdu Saslis
mtItm
Gbicaso, ct Yaul swiinneapolis.


gbieaac, Ritrauitt ~ Ct. 9dul 9trn'
fareiinit ,r ben en-. ncrbrtiilip. Sinlt Der iis'
otr idmm,n / 9bitasp mso B. looltst % s'i'
TIA, Ssrnbantr. o. Gtpctt tr bRnet9li be.
ltaatnes. laa AZ man tsfotmt fan TONNE nj
tvli.tticmb.llt GtpCt. 5pttl tasr 6orrsinIss'
feb | Spsn.
@snntmlst,na giatti.r % "1brcust
Plaldas Gbttis" iii aus itcrt Bier.
etaals Stinuer, rel n,hldsi.. % fmris'cr Stsu.
Westingtons Improved Automatic
Air Brake, Millers Safety Platform
and Coupling puu aue 8osne.
Sc fnsite Yasiagsr uglS opeposlle.
9.n sisnnsml,bsr imuf,srs aausifa'
Der meb mere frrarteee Seenerier, q
pasierr oieuusm Here 6crretninss' q
Observation-Disclosures sne uessn an
BEN 9~ernbane / Rorbpefen.
A. v. H. CARPENTER,
au. psn. asa T!stss Azsus, knvisfss.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

Saar0c Orb. 3 ct tpii fsmiit
Bo9blao iOretommsr ielaenoe til
Sunssepslie mssst tisnlise Orb:
"0st at Observation-Disclosures
npmetban peo Nsbuttion ~opitooenbs
t~rpitauiisrsr fig / liqnsnbe Sormsr
iom
than. Yaa ct nnbst Stsb / Sfrii
tet tales Der ON observation-disclosures.
roianilineblOrbpbral" % ON pisle
8arpeitOnsr. buis Ounnslle itaor /
r9r Sorbiuoslls meb OanueIis.i al
Den | Weunsitets Sierne iOrstom.
msnbe tsmiit. S~urbinosIl.. ION man
i lin 3ib bar bstrsntt msb be forte
men i~uteiiigsnoe Napne "9seintbin"
suer "YrOta9on", bliusr MI, oa man
bar u~oarunoet Sommsnieiuir9en,
sipst Bet itoIts Raun "SIdtbpltri.
Observation-Disclosures.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

90 inappe % TRANCE Sioer, Der
isles Opsrult. mrtfts Ogiaa Der. itri.
p,s Der fra SOrtsu. ON lite / ben
6rab. i3m pao fsrs onbr, Sttosr
Suab Der life bar iuotrunet Ter.
bandit, / 8borsoass iott IN bsram
met Nuiiion opsr Wouuiatturuaru
maait, inbftiuts al Waussl paa
8jebsr.. 8uu nogIe ian msbte
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

9Oosialo. 5Orbsnuer,no. SOs.
n,preii til 20. S,Ore 9sosrIsin
Sr,p,, sr sitsr nOsle 9us,s Sps.
bonn itirsbuss uisuu,t u,o 8sb,u
u.o Bergen | en- GIo,r uf II Nar
- Srosiersr RisIs YnrsIius, IN
of &rihiansinnbs aIoft, BOrs,rs. ,r
otter Ianser. 8ibs Sps,lisbso al
aaa,t p,o Deosn / en- aIosr al sc
4ar.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
Bob Jameson.

BOD Jameson.
SEQ Dor oabrct st 8ontor / Sut.
dlnions BDarin9. @aibluaton st.,
lf~raasoUcrfor Susr 9aritn. bpor mon
fan ineltpsre line Srorss for Gnl,
Gait, Gemcnt, aalf liant Poland
China % Berkshire Griie. Vile
Bsltlulrgsr oil bllus bnrli9t srpsoereee.
SEQ bar caiaa fisbt 6rabsm
Street Sprinflsr % Detailing for
SprinfIina maa bsrsitsr 0ilG9sss i
Rontor. Gnbpsr, Der for en- biuig
Yris enifer 8ano lsperst til line
Suie sIIsr @iitsrnsr, bebsusr blot at
msloe ii9.
TlBtnins Of MOblcr Os Rianoer
en- Spcrillitrt. Bsbas at in%olenos
Srores til 9r. :. hyperion, Der er
at trGfe / &ontoret.
Spis no9su enlfer at bcieee min
5arm. piI man bliue tiert no %
inb. &srnemslf fri.
". 8 Samisiun
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

8orlibaItus MOlle Og Sagbrug
FAINT Sopltri / GlosuoIo G tOiaIl
neobrau ot. INSURANCE $4,000
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

GienoOmsbanoel. 8aarbeisr eau.
,nbors Of 5aarstrOs ueb SfuIitrup
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
THE CITY HACK!

llnetr.eansnt er M 6i.r al "Sbs Gin
sad" t~ielissre tiet al Wr. @elern. Dogs
men sr nplis blspet p~ppllnist % er altio III
9uMitIms Sisnslts. Gn epStis ~ waits
eelia aurit sr tnsaetrst. 9psnsn nil fin'
bee upsuicr @innsihi,t Scuit. ndar ben
lite CT sn9assret. Sreres fan i~nol9ssss |
@inntibeif o. ct. Glcuo Sctsaer lamt hrs
4. Stnds | @elt Geeprab.
U. ~. Samisicn.
36tf. Gisr.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
I'm jOro,Iio llIuiie ianbt ifeIoI

On i0rselis lllpiie ianot ifelss
"Brsuits Nor." Steb / Brepis for
ria. 2srou9ssitsrmiooaa. ioet GIN
Of gnttfru Ybaroe 10 Nar sammsl.
Omiom peo 9ruinins paa Saunsn.
Sen ellie bar NOT alsre % uoen
uoasns Blonbs suast ueo til Strau'
ben psb Seren Griiisn for at leg,
m,o fin Baao. % bar ban rim,lis.
pis unosr iamme sleosi no oOsr Ct
strpar,nbs Bolpert. Snssn bar
i,,t ban. Man tom ierit ON 81.
trmiooassn pao ben 3ante. al bar
oar iOrnlpiiet. iost ben Nibeoss SaI
oa bleu iunost hpbsnbe i Nrrbsoa
Of gOlpertst. Ger blsp itrog iotn,t
oa man ianoi ben Gil, sitsr uOs,r
Ssanins li99,nes itroI uotnicr Dol
pui.t. SpllpslitsiOriss bI,O aiOrt
men innotss intsi eipsteeu.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

| Sfoobors Sosu. Iiss ino for
@ranoitn. bar boribpitet i'm @aaro,
bocrtiI 26 Cor. eano sOoe Bps.
niussr % en- Bsiatnins Of s Scr
os 2 Ssite. meo Or. I,lnbuds
@aorb paa Stanosrup Mari uet
eunberitop citation. bbortil berer
omtrent 60 sor. gano % en- Be.
letnins al IS &er 70 8 Ssite. Sr.
eauenbcra aiusr $4,000 8r. / Bpttt
% Smfptninoen fer ltror.
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20
Sra Mooerfanoene.
~ YanbinapiRt glaos inetil 24ts 9uli J
Stpr8e.

YiSrnen bar, meooslss | "Stao.
amlst." for 8 Tiger iiben buieret
sguossaIen, norb for Boronist Ho.
i,noaI (&uinberso); ouer 30 8aol
bar Den aauet n,o. % for en- Wont
ol,ne bar ben iOraatiaest Stabe fol
Opsr so &ronsrs Beroi. Wimslis'
pis sr ben Oper HeIoalSiisloet iom'
men nsb paa be Banter. 6 Wanf
fom ben paa 30 Sfriots Miftant
nar, men tos 8!uStsn, iaainarl
gisrnsn reiite iia p9a Basbsnsne
Decorah-posten., 1879-08-20

- . 8polilnno iial man baps
opfunost ct Sluspapir. ION ooer.
tGfsr alt. buab Der sr pr9lterst
Den HstniHs. Yupirst sr iammen.
iat at Sut'sr, Gin os-NiirOslpcs.
rim. Sutierst prnssr SIucn til va.
pirst; 4ims. bOlbsr ben ioit %
nnar ben iaa bsspubsr at ilaa mso
8iussrne for at tOmme lee. sIplo.
oer.r Observation-Disclosures flpper
/ gluten % sr uitubsIis9iOrt for be-
itauoi9.
"Spsm tor mObiGtts hs Gorls'
tsotn ?" iascs Yiscu. bun lob T9
tpsi, al Yoliiibstienien.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13
From the Southern Cultivator for March.
THor1GHTS FOR THE MONTH.

The farmer must now virtually ''pitch'' his
crops the land apportioned to each must be
decided on, that suitable preparation may be-
gin. This is an important step at all times,
unusually so, perhaps, at present. 1t should
be considered very calmly and very thorough
ly. Hope should be held firmly in check, fan
ciful calculations, based on possibilities never
realized carefully excluded, and past eXpe-
rience in poor crop years faithfully maze the
basis of present estimates. whist neeIy ad-
mitting that progress is posslDle-that III ma
terial things the world does move-let 1t not
he forgotten that progress is slow; one cannot
pass from the foot to the summit of the noun
tain at one bound You cannot reasonably
hope to do very much better this year than
last You may do some better, and we sin
cerely hope YOU will. The readers OF the Gut
tirator are the progressive men OF the country,
but we trust they are not the wild theorists
who are ever building air castles, only to see
chem melt away in the air.
The first point to be considered is, that farm
products of all kinds, now bring very low prl-
ces, and the obvious corOllary from that IS, a
farmer cannot afford to pay hlgh prices 1of
anything employed in making them high
priced land, high-priced labor, and hlgh-prlced
Fertilizers are entirely out OF the question. IN
the next place, during times OF much fnahclal
pressure, great risks are very unwise AT such
times men press their claims more promptly
and vigorously, and property forced to sale
brings very little. If, therefore, ventures fall,
the consequences are much more disastrous
than in flush times. For the same reasons,
every form of debt ought to be most carefully
Stunned. In this connection the farmer should
consider what crops involve the largest outlay
to produce them and Of course along with
that, the greatest risk Of failure, lie who AZ
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

Go WEST, You've MAN.-The Burlington
Hawkeye is doing its best to encourage young
men to 60 West and grow up with the coun'
try. This is the advice it gives them: eyes
son, yes, yes; 60 out West and buy farm
There is no life so independent as that of the
honest farmer. Do not be discouraged if the
work is little hard at first. The grasshop.
pers will eat up all your first planting, but
they will devour it so early in the season
that you can plant second time They
won't eat that planting until just about three
days before harvest. Then you will have
nothing to do all fall and winter, and you
can put in your full time starving. The
next years crop will be destroyed by con-
slant rains and foods. The third year a
drought will burn up everything that has a
root or a leaf within ten miles of your farm
The fourth year, however will 60 we'll. You
will raise blooming crop, get it all in and
safely housed, and sit down happy and con
tented, waiting for the market to RISE Then
prairie fire, as big as the butt-end of the uni
verse, will come along and burn up every.
thing you have in the world except the cloth.
es you have on. Buy a farm! A young
man is neglectful Of his best interests and
most solemn duties who does not buy farm
right away"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

A LETTER OF INrRoDUcTIoN.-C. W.
Couldock, now one of the best old men on
the contemporaneous stage, once met Mexican
Buchanan in New Orleans, quarter of a
century ago, and at night after the perfor.
nance, the two would play poker until the
small hours of the morning. Mr.. Buch,
anan proved invincible and Couldock with
drew, after having lost pretty round sum
Buchanan was about to start for the West,
and needed letter of introduction to GER
tain manager, and applied to Couldock, who
wrote the following:
"My Dear-: This will be handed to you
by Mr.. Mexican Buchanan. He plays "Mac:
nesh Hamie the hast cnSfo ano
"Sincerely, G. w. CoULDoCK."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

MIXED CoLoRs.-Little Arthur, Port
land (Me) boy, at the age of five years, had
been taking liberties with his mammals paints
and came into the room with his hands orna'
mented with the variety Of mixed colors
which his inquisitiveness had discovered
"Why, what have you been doing, my child
said mamma, "to get your hands in such a
state? % "That's secret" said Authr. "You
must tell me how you got your hands SO
soiled." 81 can't tell you, mamma-it's Sc
cret" "Arthur," she said, quite in earnest
now, eff you don't tell me, I shall certainly
whip you" The boy hesitated moment, as
if balancing in his mind between two horns
of dilemma, and then he said, plaintively,
you'll whip me if I do" The answer avert
ed the discipline of the rod.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

WHAT THE FARMER THoUGHT.-A little
scraggy, cantankerous bull that could not be
kept inside of any lot that was ever fenced
in Connecticut, one day, just after the rail
road between Hartford and Springfield was
made, broke out of his pasture and made fol
the railroad His owner saw the tip end of
his tail disappear over the fence, and "put''
for him the best he could. Just as he reach
ed the railroad along came train at full
speed. And there stood his bull on the track
with his head bent down, and ready for a
fight with the locomotive. The old man
shouted at the top of his voice, "Go it, you
little cuss; admire your pluck, but despise
your iudgmentw
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

CARE FOR THE TALENTS. and i'm
prove every talent to the utmost, whether in
preaching, writing, speaking or acting. !
feel that every man has given him of God
much more than he has any idea Of, and
that he can help on the worlds work more
than be knows of. What we want is the sim
gle eye that will see what our work is, the
humility to accept it, the faith to do it for
God, and the perseverance to 60 on till death.
Norman Mcleod
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13
September 26
THE YORK MARBLE YARD.

r AM still conducting the MARBLE BUs1-
NESS in Yorkville, and am prepared to FUR
nish MONUMENTS, TOMB STONES, or ANY
THING IN MY LINE, as low as the lowest.
As an evidence of this can furnish Tomb Stones
for CHILDREN from $500 upward; for AD-
ULTS, from $500 upward.
MS- Monuments and Tomb Stones designed and
finished in the most elaborate style, and in point
Of workmanship and material, equal to the work
Of any establishment in the country. !,
Specimens always on hand, to an inspection OF
which, those in want Of marble work are respect
fully invited.
Estimates and other information furnished on
application. g a.t .,c f..s...5t
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, CO.
lumbia and Augusta Railroad, free Of charge for
transportation.
Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination is to
merit q continuance Of the same. e.
January l - .'ttl, So 1y
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13
MILLS AND MILL MACHINERY.

vEyHE undersigned take this method OF inform.
ing the public, that under the firm name OF
WELLS BROTHERS, they are engaged in the
MfLLWRIGHT BUSINESS, and are prepared
to enter into contracts for the building or repair
ing of MILLS and MILL MACHINERY OF ev-
ery description, from the largest and most com
plete FIGURING Mil, to an ordinary Cotton Screw.
Each member OF the firm Is skitfull workman
and has had the benefit OF a number OF years expe-
rience. We are, therefore, prepared to guarantee
that all work entrusted to US, will beexecuted
a workmanlike manner.
By permission, we refer to the following per
sons, for whom we have worked: w. J. Rainey,
Blarsville, s. c.; j. B.'& R. NJ. Whitesides,
Hickory Grove, 8. c.; Major T. P. Whitesides'
r. N. McElwee and Elias Ramsay, Yorkvllle,
s. c.; W. D. LESLEY, Glover, S. C.
We are also agents for the sale OF Excelsior
Boiling Cloths, and improved Mill Machiner"
of every description. Our post office address
-. -, w. s. WELLS,
.... NJ. r. WELLS,
'+.'.''+. .' ]. w. WELLS.
lVk
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

NEW KETTLEs.-To remove the iron taste
from new kettles, boil handful of hay in
them, and repeat the process if necessary. Hay
water is great sweetener Of tin, wooden and
iron-ware In Irish dairies everything used
for milk is scalded with hay water.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1879-03-13

A WIFE's PERQUIsITEs.- recently
got married, and told his wife that she might
retain all the change which dropped on the
floor out of his pockets. What was his as
tonishment, on Monday morning, to find no
money in his pants. He has since ascertain
ed that his wife hangs his pants upside down.
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Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.
DAIN in the right side, under the edge
l of the ribs, increases on pressure;
sometimes the pain is in the left side;
the patient is rarely able to lie on the
left side; sometimes the pain is felt
under the shoulder blade, and it fire.
quently extends to the top of the shoul-
der, and is sometimes mistaken for
rheumatism in the arm. The stomach
is affected with loss of appetite and
sickness; the bowels in general are
costive, sometimes alternative with lax;
the head is troubled with pain, accom-
panied with a dull, heavy sensation in
the back part. There is generally a
considerable loss of memory, accom-
panied with painful sensation of hay
ing left undone something which ought
to have been done. A slight, dry cough
is sometimes an attendant. The patient
complains of WEAKNESS and debility; he
is easily startled, his feet are cold or
burning, and he complains of prickly
sensation of the skin; his spirits are
low; and although he is satisfied that
exercise would be beneficial to him,
yet he can scarcely summon up forti-
tude enough to try it. In fact, he dis
trusts every remedy. Several Of the
above symptoms attend the disease, but
cases have occurred where few of them
existed, yet examination of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively deranged.
AGUE AND FEVER.
DR.. C. McLANE's LIVER PILLS, IN
CASES OF AGUE AND FEVER, when taken
with Quinine, are productive of the
most happy results. No better cathartlc
can be used, preparatory to, or after
taking Quinine. We would advise all
who are afflicted with this disease to
give them FAIR TRIAL.
For all bilious arrangements, and as
simple purgative, they are unequaled.
BEWARE OF INVITATIONS.
The genuine are never sugar coated.
Every box has a red wax seal on the lid,
with the impression DIR. McLANE's LIVER
PILLS.
The genuine McLANE's LIVER PILLS bear
the signatures of c. McLANE and FLEMING
Bros on the wrappers
Insist upon having the genuine DR.. c.
McLANE's LIVER PILLS. prepared by Fleming
Bros, of Pittsburgh, Pa, the market being
full of limitations of the name McLGne,
spelled differently but same pronunciation.
February l3 ~
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Aumuruus department,
A HARD GRIND.

A hand-organ man was making his way
up Adams Avenue, when boy met him
and asked:
"How many tunes do you play?
"Zixteen shunes-nice sweet shunes," re-
piled the man.
"My father is fond of music, but he is a
little deaf" continued the boy.
20, dat make no deference-l max him
hear"
The boy led the way up street to where a
plaster bust of Sir Isaac Newton had been
arranged in bay-window to look like a
living man, and the Italian spit on his hand
and began on the crank. He ground out
all the tunes in rotation, and began at the
bottom and ground back up the scale till he
got all the tunes in the garret Of the box
again. The man in the bay window didn't
move hair, and the Italian drew long
breath and sighed:
"Play moar museek-mak him hear soon. y
He ran out eight tunes, and then threw
some gravel at the window. The bust didn't
even work its ears, and the Italian leaned the
organ on the fence and loudly sang:
"Oh who shall dinks Of me som moar
When am far AWAY"
ne seven OGneI IuueS WeTe IatIleu ou al
lively pace, while the man coughed, whistled
kicked on the fence and encouraged dog,
fight, in order to attract the deaf mans at,
tention,
"Siug louder-play harder~ called the
boy from the next street corner.
The grinder secured a brace for his feet,
unbuttoned his vest, and the way he roared
brought out the citizens by the score. He
kept his eyes on the bust and gave no heed
to the crowd, and the organ was smoking hot
when he let up on the grind. Resting the
music on the ground, he leaped over the
fence and got square look at his victim.
His quiet grin faded into look of woe and
misery and murder, and getting his eye on
the boy with the red necktie he ran him four
blocks and under carpenter shop before a
still, small voice whispered that he had better
hold on.
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s9~ Let young man be petted by his
mother, and furnished all the spending mon
ey that he wants by his father, and it's only
question of time which poor house he will
die in.