The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-06-28
THE BRIGHT SIDE
As Reflected by Our Good HumOrcd
Exchanges.


Said the Sheriff rs he welded two fond
hearts "What God has ioined let no man
enjoin'-which was satisfactory in spite
of its irregularity.- Boston Transcript.
When a hov secs q nice round, smooth
stone lving on the oround, he always
thinks # rather mean that there isn't a
yellow dog in the vicinity Uncle Sam.
The ITtico Observer observinr rows of
Young men at church doors on Sunday
evenings, calls them "dandy lines" Are
thew there lust for greens9-IN, Y,
World.
M,,r wo+or. ,o+o,u found diamond
on the shore Of Taie Sunerior: there.
,non a local naner calls II q great wind
fall for the girl. We should call it q
WATERFALL Boston Herald.
The Binobamton Republican tells of
an old lady who can't see WHY baseball
PLAYERS change pitchers 50 often. She
thinks tbcv ought to get one that would
hold enough in the first place.
Trov foctorv turns ont obout three
million dozen of mems collars in year,
not one of which will stand up to its
work properly through hot summers
day New Orleans Picayune.
Probablv No man 50 fully realizes the
Loi,nmmns:' of l;fo and hnn,on on,bit;nn
90 tbo man who laJlns a teasnoonful of
new-Ioid horseradish into his month. un-
der the impression that it is ice-cream,-
Burlington Hawkeye.
Oro +bo yvost End toilors was de-.
,,,orin,, o W Win iii friend the denrcssion Of
trodn t,Dnnend mon il ," he said "wben
eminent bankers IN Lombard street come
to me- to have their trousers rcseated,
tbnre must he something very wrong
with the money market" - London
Truth.
A, odorous norfume WATTS across Com
ronticnt every timc there il clambake
IN Rhode Island and an cast wind blow
inc IF that little finger of a State can't
keen it4 savorv smells at home, a dele
cation will ha sent down to roof if in or
9isn e,|n na+ m tho clams WTNow Haven Re-
,.;star oist ,"' W 'NN '
So ,.,
when man Is Stano'nS WIN one iGoS
oii " VI uoN al" ~ La o,'dio,I,, storts
and causes him to open like pair of
shears, the rapidity with which he can't
decide what TO 90 Is one Oh thc t,S nlosU III
soluble phenomena OIL huhi"n n"'o'''
L-,u" ~ eu ,..
lax OF Ine p[ave'{ VI S,ie a s'einer ti SeH ,.
10 YOU leA,V,D '',Wn on0 .t i'SU vr',v -, ~" ."
Will vo, tromhlcd all ovnr like the
rorrative Of a s.nmn-tai1 dor and cx-
nor;cnced tbe sensation of having swall-
owed your Adams apple, what did she
do? Why, she took your arm as coolly as
she would eat a pickle Boston Tran
script.
Dr Dolor,ov of Paris sovs that there
is natural instinct that leads US to give
preference to the right, and that in luna
tics a contrary disposition is eVinced.
We are very happy 60 corroborate the
statement of the learned doctor. We
,, daily meet lunatics who perSistently keep
to the left, the law OF the road and natural
;ls''n % 10 u"r ,ainri r"nv. "0'" ''' ''''N
'"9' L'''''o'' '"'-o' 'p',
lLondon Times fuh'
A Dentists Sign-Drawing, music
and dancing.
f d., Thoro avn +hroo sor+s of ,ios
cross-barred, open-topped, and kivercd.
i III; D., aoaoi,r dour bool,
J AN ".iol-Dy uo uo"m ad D''oI oI
= = SlreeV many 'o'Pii' i'"' i'o''O 'n GA
Il iey oy'
- Taking Him Down-There is nothing
Q like shorthand writer to take man
oo"h'
,. Iron Bars-In what two cases are pre-
70 cisely the same means used for directly
opposite purposes? Why, iron bars, tC
be sure. They are put on bank windows
to keep thieves out, and on gaol Windows
is to keep them in.
~ The Only Cure-Rev. Canon Wilbcr
at force, in a recent temperance speech il
q, London. pithily said "PeOple talk abou
regulating the liquor traffic; they nigh
G. as well try to regulate toothachc, i'll
stead of having the tooth out"
Z Tho Gonteol Tbiuo-Bridoct. Wot'
n, the most genteel thing for a lady as is