The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-11-08
THE SILVER LINING
Which Jelly Boys Give to Journalistic
Work.

Proverb in Paris - Worth makes
woman.-[Bufalo Express.
We welcome cold weather with warmth.
-[Cincinnati Commercial.
A smile on the face is worth two in a
tumbler.-[Syracuse Times.
The candle says: "rll be blowed if |
go out,"-[New Orleans Picayune.
The man who sits on pin is apt to
speak to the point Boston Transcript.
Conkling and Cornell-"We're mon
archs of the C.'s."-[ Burlington Hawk
eye.
Much may be. said of the modern
cigar, but you must draw it mild New
York Herald.
A call for arms-the baby's wild yell
in the middle of the night.-[Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
The independent voter is likely to raise
the old scratch with the combination
majority.-[Puck.
If death loves a shining mark, why
isn't the mortality greater among the
bootblacks?-[Cincinnati Enquirer.
A fisherman is very irresolute and
unreliable person. He won't even sit
down on his own hook Boston Post.
If Cleopatra's Needle was here, it might
be big enough to sew up the big rent in
the Democratic party New York Mail.
A Western paper remarks that the
world will soon look upon America as
the Fodderland.-[ Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
The fight of the billiard players in
New York probably is new phase of
the Cueban war Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
It's on the cards that when lady
dons new suit the eyes Of all the other
ladies follow suit Cincinnati CONNER
ciai
Compositors are the most gentlemanly
and self-contained of men. They never
want finger in the pi.-[New York
Mail.
1t takes a whole Legislature to change
mans name. A woman can change
hers by the act of single man. Inter
Ocean.
Young man, if you can not find a
place to fit you, strive to fit the place in
which you find yourself Boston Tran
script.
Last words of Mr. Gum, who Aogged
his son and was killed for it: "Dear, dear!
| didn't know Henry was loaded." p Buff
falo Express.
| "A-nd he said" This is the aver
age remark overheard by the passers of a
group of loveliness under twenty New
Haven Register.
England is spoken of as the eight lit
tie isIand;' but there is city over the
Channel, IN France, that is Toulouse. -
American Punch.
At Logan, Utah, the other night a
Lmberger cheese factory was struck by
lightning, and all the people moved out
of town. N. Y. Herald.
Judge Hoadley, of Cincinnati, frankly
admits that he is "wedded to Tilden,'
Mrs. Samuel J. Hoadley, eh? What a
bride!-[ New York Star.
In the coming race for the matrimonial
prize the family flower that makes the
best bread can sit down winner On any
lap she chooses.-[ New York People.
Profesor-We will take up the subject
of cubical or solid bodies, Mr.. q. Car
you mention some cubical or solid body
sir? Prep. (from linois)-David Davis
sir!-[ [Acta Columbiana.
Now the aged liar is happy again. HI
can sit around in the corner grocery
/ whittle barrels and lie about the heavy
snow storms they used to have early il
/, August when he was boy Oil City
| Derrick.
A woman who was called as a witnes
in an assault case tried in the Edinburgh
Police Court recently, on being asked by
the magistrate what was the profession O
her husband, answered, promptly, "My
husband is bankrupt. sir"
The butterfly the butterfly,
How doth the butterfly? and why?
Because the hired girl doth make
The round fiat toOthsome buckwheat cake;
Aye, this is why doth butterfly.
j., Il tblarathon Independent
4 Some gifted genius. who knows no
that he is the jailor of poetic fame!
such as Tennyson would give dolla
for, remarks of the present weather tina
ii is ''the tail of summer stickin through
the knot-hole of the past. > Yonkers Ga
zette.
At the Yorktown celebration collar
sted Hinglishman," after surveying tn
situation and surroundings, said: 81 Cal
we'll understand now Why Lord Corn