The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-05
TRIPLES.

49,
Debtors are usually free from remit
tent fever. 70 ~ l31
Wanted by a eonfectioner. a candle
young woman.
Advice to boatmen through thu
warm season Give DER.
Tile man who sits with his back iS
the draught faces his coffin.
a wit recently defined a masked bal
as a merciful institutioiiifor plain wo
men.
Acorns have Il lively time of it, for
they are always in their cups until they
drop.
Miss Tompkins says that every un-
married lady of forty has passed the
Cape of Good Hope.
What rifles a country postmistress is
to have a postal-card come to the Office
written in French.
He who shows kindness towards
animals will display the same character
istic towards his fellow-men.
Truth has a nice time while the Their
mometer tarries up among the nineties.
She lives at the well, you know.
A man that marries a widow is
bound to give up smoking. If she
gives up the weeds for him, he should
give tip the weed for her. sfa fAt
Little boy at the opening of a pro-
posed spelling-match: "Let's start fair,
grandmother. You take Nebuchad-
nezzar, and I'll take the cat"
A wag being asked the name OF the
inventor of butter-stamps, replied that
it was probably Cadmus, as he first
brought letters into Greece.
The immortal Raphael painted his
own face, and made, 10 doubt, an ex-
cellent likeness. Many a lady paints
her W faces and makes no likeness ut
all.
y woman may not he able TO sharpen
q pencil or throw stones at "a hen, but
she can pack more articles into a trunk,
and without trouble, than a man a in
Il o~ne-horse wagon.
A Boston court decided q question
which was long ago solved by many
ladies, hat when a woman lends money
to her husband she cannot recover it.
The following is suggested AS a use
full misquotation for young ladies wnos
friends stay too late. NOW is the
witching hour of night, when people
yawn."
Darwin saysa woman loses one-tenth
of her time looking for her thimble. He
recommends that a shelf for it be at
tached to the frame Of the mirror.
A Sunday-school boy was asked by
the superintendent if his father was a
Christian. "Yes, sir,h he replied
'.but he is not working at il much"
In northampton they are laughing
ut a young man because he said, when
bantered about a lady whose heart is
another's, '!Can't i admire her as a
work of art?n
A laJy who, in defiance of the Eng
lish law, had married the brother other
deceased husband, was in the habit of
abiding to her first spouse Is her poor
brother-in-law.
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Fame is tardy in reaching some men,
buti il a man is deserving, it is bound to
strike him sooner or later. A country
editor has had a blue-and-red canal boat
named after him.
"AIedical. boots" are said to be q
Pennsylvania invention. 1t is supposed
they are the kind used by the old man
in curing the gentle youth of a tender
passion for his daughter.
Man loves and runs away. Woman
brings action for breach of promise, and
gets damages. Woman loves and she
rides away. Man brings his action,
and gets hooted out of it.
An experienced old stager says if you
make love to a widow who has a
daughter twenty years younger than
herself, begin by declaring that you
always thought they were sisters.
A Natural Indifference.-Umbrella
holder: .'That's the sort of umbrella
that people appropriate. Less fort
innate Individual: Eyes, 1 thought so
when l say you holding it,
Mr.. Pilgilder went home late the
other might. lie looked with great
solemnity for several inmates at Mrs.
Pigilder, and then quietly remarked,
"Well-hic-I hope t'iioller if you two