The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-08-02
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.


Every honeymoon has a man in IT,
A cuff on the wrist is worth two on the ear.
The way some farmers put mp corn is shock
ing.-N. J. He'uH.
Good resolutions, like sqnalling babies at
church, should be carried out.
Charley Fosters war record insures for him the
solid vote of the Ohio quakera.
The Rev. Jos. Cook preached by invitation IN
San Francisco on sunday evening and on Mon
day sent in bill for one hundred dollars.
II must have been some such day ds this when
''the boy stcwed on the burning deck
If poverty is disgrace, mendcd stockings are
darned shame.--N,D OrytaoS Picoyt~.
An old saying that 'the good always die
Young. - is without foundation we feel as well
as we ever dd.-HoehcW.
The Peruvians do not seem TO be 'ery good
fighters; their bark is evidently worse than thelr
bite-Boston Commocd Bailctin.
Ifa man really wants to know Of how little
importance he is, let him go with his wife to the
dressnakcr's.
a lager beer sign in New York reads: Five
Hundred Men Wantcd-With Five Cents Capital
to Unload Schooners"
Girls, don't throw your castoff shoes in the al.
ley ways, for alley gators are always dangerous.
Wh'th9" l"''S'
The demand for harvest. hands throughout the
West makes this the hardest time OF the year for
the poor tramp.
w,;.,.r = ,o,,, ,oodo ,ro, ,.o,ber and This
may norho,s ovnIoin wbv so many ner.ops who
drink II n olWuVS strained
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p''No "S"''' noH Il" - W. N''o'
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The vine that contributes most sustcnonce TO
man is the bovine
D,.l ,bir,s ma rooso, r,by ,,o.noI ,,.n,s -,
tract SO many sinners is because they mistake
them for circuses.
A Cbicooo nrcarh.r adver,ises that his sermons
never exceed twenty minutes in length.
May live to fight another day;
VIII nua ne Nno w." hao1 ava" "y,a ~ e.ou ,o,
Uor1tho. I,,IeDea,lea.
sova cbicoyo none. "we have killed so4 ooo
hogs this year Then it will hardly pay to get
ont directory this year Wdterioo Observer.
G, a,,i. t,,,s I,,;,,. .oo ooo ,,;o ,,,t |
n had dohts u"n,os | roa,N;, sammy -, ov.
,h -, n,oa 10 ~ rn,,;'n anino, 49,, T,o, Dg,a
''"' null - VA WINS amman '>''o" '''' 1850
lhe Boston |ost says inc FUNNIEST Joke ever
perpetated by the New orleans fc"y""e IS TO
"o''' y, '"e VI ."1'.''S " DOo
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Ihe virginia "'GFhc having received long
communication on The future state The editor
"an'S u A"o" "he'her IL refers 10 Arizona or
yuan
"heh man gets lound out III any bad scrape
Iisssl WAYS saws tA l'e ce',..r
""h' Sou W ~ "" P"o'''" 'o' VI oi""s" hos
about this matter and then goes FOR the report
"n ne 'ci's 'hc ''u'h'
Main greenback orator mentioned somebody
asa ShyIock, and an auditor asked who Shy
lock was. III You don't know" the orator re
pheo, you bcttfr 80 nome ana read yonr Ri
bic" 1
m
Inc Arhahsas iraVe'er mas invented botlie
with cork at both ends. Now If somebody will II
invent a drunk that will no n,eosant NJ bo,b cnas
mo Arpans,rs ,,,, ,,ohoh,, ,o -,
M, s.... :,
s,a,anent Tint Mrs .renks has heca @ivnn no Isl,
ton in the Treasury Department at Washington.
She is not In the employ of the Government in
10y p,,hiic n,rd D"a,. So, '''''' u" '"''
Her stating so In a card is lust In, reason wLy
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A party of BAPTIST clerpymen were blue -tsbin q