The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-07-31
MULTUM IN PARVO.
TAN-BARK-A terriers vein.

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TAN-BARK-A terriers yelp.
EGa-EATERs were the first ova-chew.
ers.
A GOVERNMENT suit-the q. s. A.
uniform.
ALL flesh is as grass to the hay-cut-
ter that chops of the fingers Of the
operator.
FIND out what men laugh al and you
know exactly how refined and intelli-
gent they are.
WHEN little boy expects the milk
of human kindness, it is not well to
give him tart.
In patriotic moments men are apt to
forget their mothers when discussing
their forefathers.
THE great beauty of hanging a MUIR
deress is that it prevents her from leo
turing.-N. Y. Star.
LEADvILLE has progressed so far in
the line of civilization that walking
matches come off there.
The HaUk-Eye describes q single
wedding as occurring when the first
child is old enough to spank.
JOAQUIN MILLER is in Chicago. Chi
cago has our sympathy now. So has
Joaquin.-Boston Transcript.
The best way 70 silence great talk
or is to let him do all the talking. He
may wear himself out in time.
The traffic in eggs in this country is
estimated to aggregate $3.50, 600, 900 an
nually. Hens our prosperity.
A STYLISH turnout-The election of q
heightened but impecunious family from
fashionable boarding house.
The man who frequently makes the
remark that he is a gentleman is afraid
that people will not otherwise find it
out.
A FIERCE bulldog at Meriden, Conn.,,
tried to fight his reelection in a mirror,
at q cost Of two hundred dollars to his
owner.
EYES," said Mrs. Goodington, "the
place is 50 secluded that we are never
annoyed by stray predestinations and
people of that sort"
THE more honesty q man has the less
he affects the air of q saint. The az
fectation of piety is a blot on the face of
piety.-M. Y. Herald.
It's cool, to-day" said a mother to
her little son. eyes, it's school five
days out of the week." replied the en-
bryonic paragraphist.
"MY dear sir, l adore your daughter,
and wish to ask for her hand" "But
l have two; which one will you haveP"
"Either. "-Paris Paper.
The gentlemen and ladies of Auburn
Prison celebrated. The proceedings
opened with the patriotic air, "Sweet
land of iberty."-Bufalo Express.
FAME has many sides. 1t does not
make so much difference what man
does, so long as he does it little bet
ter than anybody else.-N. o. Picayune.
THERE are many things In this world
chat are as deceiving as a fishhook with
. worm on it; you don't feel the point
until you Waterloo ~. ~ Oh
server.
'.lN the bright complexion of my
youth I'll have no such word as pale"
and she reached for the rouge box with
the clutch of an angel.-Neao Haven
Register.
KNOWLEDGE is the right bower, and
one of the showiest cards in the pack;
yet in the game of life cheek is the little
joker that is oftentimes the winner
Whitehall Times.
"B1LL JONES'" said a bullying urchin
to another lad, 1.-THE next time I catch
you alone I'll fog you like anything"
SWELL" replied Bill, II amt often
much alone; commonly have my legs
and fists with me!''
A CERTAIN young lady, who was a
little behind hand in her summer out
fit, surprised her parents the other day
by asking why she was unlike George
Washington. When they gave it up,
she told them because she had no little
hat-yet.
NEWSPAPERS are the merchants
best statesmen. They enter almost
every dwelling, and, while imparting
the latest intelligence, foreign and
domestic, local and State, they silently,
yet forcibly, solicit patronage for each
advertiser.
AT q recent entertainment given by
Norman Lockyer to Professor H. Ora
per and his wife, in London, Mr.. Lock-
yer mentioned that he had just re-
ceived letter from . lady, in which
she asked if it was true that there will
soon come seven days of darkness and
after them the appearance of the Star
of Bethlehem! This rumor is just now
spreading widely in England.
A CALIFORNIA correspondent of the
n. 7. Evening Post gives the following
description of mustang pony: "The
horses that are used in the country are
mostly of the mustang breed. A mus
tang is q creature which has, indeed,
the shape of a horse, yet its soul is
that of a foolish imp. The mustang
commonly has, beside the viciousness
tics of his own, to wit: bad memory,
which permits him to shy at HARM
less shrub twenty times day, if he
sees it as often; ingratitude, which
permits him to kick the head off his
best friend; absence of mind, which
permits him to run furiously after it
has been made clear to him that he is
expected to walk; q power to develop
energy with great rapidity, which en-
ables him to change in flash from a
simple. trustworthy-looking nag into a
snorting, whistling, bucking, biting,
kicking demon, with thousand back
bones and ten thousand heels. He is
soulless and unprincipled, but endur-
ing as so much brass. He is of little
value in the market, bringing two dol
lars and half in Santa Barbara, and
even less further SOUTH"
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