Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-04-24

AROuT HAMMER

ABOUT HAMMER
There was young lady named Hammer
she had o nose like a bananner;
She taught in a school,
An she rid ON q mule
But she could never play the pianner.
She married Teller named Tanner
Tha: carried the star-spangled banner;
But, they fell out and 1T
She's grass wilder yit,
An he drives dray in Savanner.-Ex.
We'd remark twas Kitchen" pianner
That bust up this family Tanner;
She never would scrub
In any ones tub,
And that's what's the matter with Hammer
Next Saturday week is Fair day.
The sidewalks along the east side are un
aergoing repairs.
: Fire Company meets at Court House, to.
morrow evening.
Our Hancock correspondent vii! be heard
from for the future.
Mr. A. J. Comstocks Black Hawk Stall.
ion is OF Lovett's stable
Austin Thompson is one of the men that
always remember the printer
See House s. Webber's advertisement
and note the changes made.
Early sown grain has started but is not
yet sufficiently high to tint the ground.
Messrs. c. L. Brown and w H. Harris,
leave for Willmar to night on legal bust
ness.
Mr. j. Kerwin, of ST. Paul, is again in
town, and is locking after his little 500 acre
patch.
DR.. Ray made flying trip to Morris last
week The Doctor expects to return next
month.
Yc Gentle bull-frog warbleth, and ye lit
tie gamin has high old time pelting y-g-
b-f with stones.
Water barrels are now being placed on
the roof of the depot, SO as to have a sup
ply in case of fire.
The first Saturday in each month IS Fair
day. Tell your neigbbors and have them
come with you to town.
Sheriff Landberg left Tuesday on bust
ness trip 10 Big Stone County. summoning
Jurors was part Of the business on hand.
Our poet has come to the front again.
Ne have 10 let him spout occasionally, but
he's young and allowances must be made.
Equestrian exercise is becoming fashion
able. A few ladies and gentlemen were
10 be seen cantering ever the prairies last
week.
Some body remarks that rain is sadly
needed. Why didn't you say so before?
and we would have made your wants
known Advertise
Mr. F. N. Hessler, OF Scott, is among
those who are the most regular in remem-
bering the printer. F. M. need have no
fears of his future.
AIessrs. Heenan aud Giltinan WILL pro-
yidcd the weather continues fine, finish
seeding this week. Their wheat was all
sown Tuesday evening.
The grass on the prairies lie growing rap.
idly, and in quite number Of places ;squite
green. Wild flowers also are opening their
buds and adding to the beauty.
The President of the sportsmen's club
requests US to announce ameeting on Sat
urlsy afternoon, at 2 o'clock, to arrange
for a match, and adopt bylaws.
For the past week the wind has been
blowing almost gale. and it is thought
sone Of the early seeding win require to be
dragged over again.
Mr.. Nils A. Nilsson is now happy faith,
er. Bright and carly this morning, o tiny
girl-baby arrived at hls residence; mother
and daughter arc doing nicely.
From Rendsviilc, Scott, Hodges and
Yramness, we learn that wheat is most oil
sowu, and the majority of the farmers viii
flush seeding by next Saturday.
Our machine men viii do,well to have q
good display Of machinery on. fair day
Set up your machines where they can be
seen horserakes and mowers, especially
Dir. John Wilson, OF Artichoke Lake
called on us this week. DIR. Wilson ia,
forms US that the farm work in bis vicin
lily is well advanced Tie acreage seeded
is lar:rr Inns lrnal.