Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-03-13
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rcog!a j settled convictions prison
ers.
Cana 10y keep straight who is bent on
nlisc'ei:
Every dog has his day. but the nights
belong 10 the cats.
They say iha; Ellison is quite a hrnnor-
ist. and can telephone story.
Tel u-. somebody. why orr lawmakers
are never arrested for passing worthless
bills?
Stnbbs SAYS Tire tin!cs are so dull that il
! dificu'' .or him TO collect even his
ideas.
Indians rescr kiss err, Other. and hav-
Ing seen few Italians We can't bIame them
much.
''>et solid" "a he printer said when tie
cha'r he sat down Oh WASH t there. and he
lan,icd on the floor.
oh. come, come. hay weigh as the
impatient farther sail TO the nIaa at the |
fav-scaes.
D1 ut kiss TIE baby unless YOU want
Il" ,iiptheria. y. E.-Fe:.....: babies, ;r.
seventeen. not dangerous.
Cy.uq"r hetwc"n new acquaintance
Il once at on Ne judges u nriI in Tex
as." THAT so. Where was the Judge@'
Il .Ot me down IN thought profound.
t'ii~ maxim wise drew: lis easier to pay
a riAin. ;i.an i!llik man pay va
here are t"o kind, y :"-n who tell TIE
ffu'h-rn. from iorce Of circumstances
and the other for change. d
Vow they coll II."r,et Hosmcr a ..Wo-
hEii Inventor" Don't believe a word of .
If. Ia':.-. has never inrc.tr0I > woman ),
Tell that to the HosmerineS.
b'aa-..,...' Ji4if is a game which gives !,
one chance to show human sympathy. o
J. i fellow feeling tor fellow creature. "a
fhc man who got into BARRIERS chair. o
pinned 2 n"M -paper a"oTld lis neck ana
hogan to read the towel, my Justly be
called abscnt-mint!ed.
Over in Kentucky when a mule refs so
Ley that he won't work more than nine ~
'r ten hours a day. they trim his c.,rs ei
"S'''v1 and sell him 70 some Chicago man III
Tor a carriage horse. ~
g., ol-,,,.... .a,:.:: ol
difference between those going in and pF
those going out Of Office is mainly this y"
ne fo''ner are sworn In, and tie latter 90
ont swearing.
u iagAcy gives the following reason O..
WHY tie cpl"rci r;i'- is superior 10 tie
white: IAN men are made of clay and.
HE -" mte.,5c..aUm PHO, t'cv are more -,
''iuab!e when highly co'c1cd,'' .
in attenptin. to ciyi'ize the Indian. il e..
must not be forgotten thai he shows special an,
'iiti'u!e for the shoe trade. Solemn ,
: the
IA! la. ia! OF course. Don't yon see 2 III
Woe tlatl"-s',co: raid-ha. la. 81,
rs all very well to talk l. 3cit economy. az;
MT the difficulty is to get hold Of any, los
ing TO ecoLvu.Zn. Tic little baby who abe
u.s his toes in his mouth is almost the inn
~ person who IN these hard times man. ne,i
70. TO make both ends meet" and
An agent who sold "A Ddtclman some
lis was TO deliver lien at The residence
t the purchaser. The Du.chman gave .,
" ~" iL~ A.Pttlc4c y L on SNH0Sf -
ocs i"ehind the clrrcl den you turns up :,
: D 4ht fora while III! you come to house ona
III a biz hog liz de gard. That's me-" hoa
50 matr aople are shot where the doc and
r. arc nnatic IT, find 4i,r bail that it is Is i,
'%orst"fi ;''af Il thdeaf r :.tacheC. 10 .,ul. mar
u. Nh spool is The rear OF The cviin- sbo
r o. the revolver. so that the doctor can Tor.
he 'v!d Of The thread and pul. the bullet u
At. MaUv valuable lives would be saved ~
this way who
N@rristown H-z1u. a snake was re. Stud
My 'a'@la in q Weach church by Charm D.
z him fren his ic:rea' Ivy the i..ir ola Of |,
y si."rla.h- 4 sake is probably the only and
lag creature tat clE ic charmed BY a d.
Ard nc dnp,it Tie reptile m,c
etcrre 70 -o,ae Grrt and die than to listen each
= longer ~ is Strains d,
A newspaper ia the inside coat-pocket else.
\ "a 4 New Workers. .i:e from an assas- into
Is bf'er. me tin~ is not far distan; D'
rcn II VIE i've saicj,izi for man not to luck
<e = nrwspir,u. Now is the time to
l. !isr far chr bulet-proot journal.
abe d p.lrs T"tcn in exchange tor sub 80
-lWrsns. Dont expose your lite to the CO,
'''' ~ '''o mon
= - TT :. 80 o.''e'."e ~ o'ee' one