The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-05-27

: Farewell the serenadfng band,
Tho iddle's squeak, the tuba's SWELL
Farewell ye Statesmen Of our land
And bless ye for the sorld farewell.
Not Paradise.
! According to the Cherokee Adsooate,
} printed in the Indian Nation, the govern.
Dent land" 10 "Oklahoma" il not para
I. disc. The editor says:
"The region of country about shich
il % much excitement ve visited once,
, many yean ago. BY compulaion- hunting
runaways. To Or. - il then appeared, il l.
! sheaven.forsaken reg;on-a land Of h,sing
suskee, centerpeda, sarantulaa. horned
frogs, pure sand, no timber, no water, ssRe.
brush-thst domain very properly laid
down in the old maps - "the Great
American Desert" per reports Of General
Leavenvorth, Col Nancy, Pickett and
Gregg, old Santa fe trsden, and
BY other old army officers. But presto! 1t
is nov all of sudden perfect parsdise"-
. heaven-kirstd country-vith genial, mild,
mellow atmosphere, ETC., etc. More than
that discovery IL made Of silver and gold
miner! mica! Well, no,viihstandins all
the real facts in the although il new
er rains out there in the summer, and there
il no soil or loan in all that country-is il,
and re will ever strenuously object to any
such raids rs are nov on hand"
"A bright and beautiful child shows in
it, very expression that its babyhood vas
not associated with opium, cord,aIs, etc.,
for the continued use Of opium il antsson.
istic to health. That valuable and highly !
recommended remedy for the disorden Of
babyhood. DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup 10 ab- |
eolutely free from morphis and all other |
dangerous agents. and can be safely EN-.
Ployed 1t all times Price 3 cents.
A Henry County Fiend.
Miss .ebeccs J. Short. Of Henry county,
left home on Saturday morning. alone and
on foot, to visit her sister. MIS-. Summer,
Who lived more than . mile distant On
the way she had to pass through strip Of
timber, and while walking leisurely along
. lonely path in the woods . VILLAIN in hu-
man shape suddenly emerged from the
bushes in front and advanced. At the came
time accostiug the young lady With vulgar
proposals and indecent language. Although
badly frightened the heroic young lady a.
sumed bold attitude, and srming hemelf
With . good sized club de6ed the dirty
scoundrel, and marched bravely BY, while
the cowardly wretch took good care to keep
out Of reach Of the club. After getting BY
the lady sought safety in fight, and vas
persued . short distance BY the human
6end, Who continued his abusive vulgarity.
Accidental Shooting.
Friday, the 9th. William Cox and his
brother Sylvester, aged about IS years.
started from town to 60 to their home, .
mile and half west Of Stockton Sylvester
vas carrying . shot-eun. Roth we're on
horseback. When they had reached the
little bridge in the lane west Of town, the
hone that Sylvester was riding stumbled.
Sylvester had one leg thrown scross The
horn Of the saddle and the gun laying in
his lap, and when the horse stumbled the
gun fell and 10 the fell vss discharged.
throwing the entire load into the pit Of
Sylvester's stomach, killing him almos, in
stantly.
Without Foundation.
The sensational article In . morning pa
per yesterday in relation to the rumored
resignation Of Judge Boyle vas pure fab
ricstion. There vss no such rumor about
the court house on Saturday, either IN the
Law library or elsewhere. A persistent and
general inquiry about the court house yesser.
day among clerks, officials. lawyers and fire.
quenters Of the court house. failed 10 dis
cover any person Who had ever heard Of
the matter until they heard of il in the
Aforesaid morning paper. Judge Boyle,
on being INTERCEPTED on the subject, said
the statements IN the article were - novel
and - much matter Of surprise to himself
- they possibly could be 10 any one else
and that there Wss not in his knowledge |
any foundation for them.-N Losis Repsb.
hoas, Nay 20.
Chinese red and old gold are the favor.
ite colors in furniture covering this season.
-Kaasas City Mail.
-Is that 90? Down here they are the
same old striped calico quilt that did such
e@cient service last year. When the baby
pokes his toe through il Of . morning all
you've got to do il to stick cob in The
hole till your wife gets time TO patch it.
"A reporter vent around to interview
the headless chicken, and TO his infinite sur.
prise found that il vn not fraud. The
head 10 actually cut oG-ths head and .
part Of the neck being entirely removed.
Food is placed in the ragged opening Of the
swalIo. and i eulped down - naturally -
iise QUICKEN, - . small by ~ hssrd 70
say. The chicken walks around Nth per-
feet ease. II ID on old, = Of th9
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-Go:den Thrsadnn 4 weighs aAost
st. 6lkr'es i 70 ka,s . h..si.e.
Really the Is ss seens 70 Be becoming pop
ular. The g. ene Court he's affirmed Tie
decision Of I.yobRrt Of Appeals i. u.
Blsa esss. and f.ed sSsSlh Of Joss - IL
day for hn execution. A reporter ViSttsdD
Tie Jail With Sheriff Ruenzi when be told
Blan the bad news. The condemned man
for . second lost poes.sioo Of hinself and
tre0bled eighty, but quickly recovered