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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1879-01-05

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The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29

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The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
planning the law, and asking for a rebate on
his bill in short meter.-New Orleans Plea

planning the law, and asking for q rebate ON
his bill in short meter.-New Orleans Plea
yune.
A TEMPERANCE society up in Meriden digni-
fies itself by the appellation, mt. Ararat
Lodge" probably because that noted mound
was the driest spot earth when Noah an
chored there-New Haven Register.
BEG pardon, sir! But I've just caught
these two young rascals making slide In front
of your doorstep. and they say you gave 'em
permission" .It's quite correct; did, police
man. The fact is, expect my mother-in-law
to luucheon."-London Punch.
CROW BREAST, an Indian chieftain, declares
that he "wiu not be white man, except on
certain conditions" 1t appears to us that
Crow Breast Is a tr1fle unreasonable, and the
army Will please move right ahead and ex-
terminate him.-Oil City Derrick.
ssTI,IE is money'-that's fact, and If You
wish to know the value of time, just get lit
tie speck of dirt in your pocket chronometer
and take it around to watch-tinker; he'll
blow in 1t a couple of times and charge you
two dollars and half for repairs.-Toronto
Gossiper.
THERE'S one thing that's hard to under
stand and that Is why the contestants in pc
destrian matches always walk against each
other. 1t must be very disagreeable, to say the
least And they would get along SO much bet
ter should they travel in the same direction
Boston Transcript.
THE question, swhere was Moses when the
light went out?'' has been asked altogeth er toe
many times without a satisfactory answer
therefore, let it be known that Moses stood in
the down. cellar doorway, with a coal-scuttle
in one hand a kerosene lamp in the other
and ha no matches handy.-Rome Sentinel
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
Uhs 5em1SusL.
WEDNESDAY. JANUARY .
HON. Ea. HENDERSON.

In electing Hon. Eo Henderson to the
office of auditor of state for two consecutive
terms the Democratic party of Indiana evil
der.ced a discernment in the highest degree
creditable, for it selected the right man for
the right place. In these days OF official
malfeasance, when the public mind is expe-
riencing continual unrest, integrity seems to
have acquired an importance unknown in the
olden time. And it Is alike creditable to the
Democratic party and to Mr.. Henderson that
in his administration he has contributed
largely to the restoration of public conf
dence which distinguished the Government
during the halcyon days OF the past man
of thorough business education, of ripe at
tainments in all matters pertaining TO the
welfare of the State, familiar with the wants
of every section. and with the laws designed
to aid in the development of its vast
resources, he brought to the office
of auditor a legislative experience which,
combined with rare executive ability, has
made his official career brilliant success.
And in retiring he leaves its affairs in such
perfect order and completeness, as eyidenc-
ed by his reports, that his successor will
have no trouble in mastering every detail,
and in going forward without embarrass-
ment. Mr.. Henderson, as a politician, is
shrewd and far-seeiDg, readily combines
forces, analyses opposition, estimates accu-
rately the fofinidableness of obstacles to be
overcome, and is therefore foeman who
commands the respect of opponents. In the
prime of his manhood, it is safe to say that
the Democratic party of Indiana will have
further use Tor his superior abilities, and
that. though now a private citizen, further
official honors await him. He retires from
Office, as have done Others who have recently
laid aside their official robes, with the assur
ance that the party which honored him is
satisfied with his official career.
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
GENERAL MANSON, THE AUDITOR OF STA

GENERAL MANSON, THE AUDITOR OF STATE.
One by one the standard bearers OF the
Democratic party in the late campaign in
Indiana are taking the official positions con-
ferred upon them by the Democratic party.
The first to assume control of the Office to
which he was elected was Attorney General
Woollen. Next in order was Secretary OF
State Shanklln, and Today General Man.
son assumes control of the office of auditor of
state. General Manson requires no eulogY
at our hands. He is known throughout the
State, and the better ne is known the higher
is the esteem in which he is held; for,
mand to battle, and bearing his form to the
iron hail of the enemy, or in the halls of Con-
gress contending for principles essential to the
perpetuity of free institutions, or in the
quiet walks of private life, he is found to be
the same generous-hearted man. Broad in
his views, catholic in his professions hoDestin
his opinions, faithful in his friendships and
true to every trust, he fills the full measure
of man and citizen. With courage that
swerves. it is not surprising that he fills q
large space in the regards of the people of
Indiana. Popular in his manners, genial as
companion, eloquent In his public ad-
dresses, he attaches the people to him and
holds them as with hooks of steel. Such is
bare outline of the man who for the next
two years. and we may add the next four
years, if his useful life is spared, is to be the
Democratic auditor of state. He will fill
the bill, and his official acts. no matter how
searching the ordeal may be through which
they may be called to pass, will demonstrate
that in all regards he is 'Sdns peu ct san,
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
CLIPPINGS.
Throw away his paregoric,
Carry off his jelly waiter;
For little Billie's gon e to Heaven
On the golden elevator.
rprOache. }

THE OK has a neat foot.-Boston Transcript.
THO rough man may seem, thorough
man he may be.-Puck.
To right himself man must be able to read.
New Orleans PIcayune.
TWINS are common enough, but triplets is
putting on heirs.-Rome Sentinel.
A WHOLE set of false teeth now for IS. Just
chew on that.-Detroit Free Press.
THE Yonkers Gazette is hereby informed
that frozen ham is not a cold shouider.-New
York Herald.
BUSINESS prospects are certainly stiffening
Four new starch factories are to be erected in
Malne.-Lowen Courier.
A BANGOR dog eats hard soap. That's the
story, but it's hard to decide whether or not
the lye is all in the soap.-Boston Transcript
HJALMAR Hjorth Boyesen hopes to get us to
pronounce his name Yalmar Yort Boye-sen,
but wejT sjee him in HjaljGx first.-Detroit
Free Press.
MISS HUGABooM, of Bradford, Pa, was snow
bound; and served her right, if she couldn' t
find anything better to hug than that-Buf-
fal0 Express.
WE no longer question the propriety of cou-
sidering vessels in the feminine gender. They
run each other down almost every day in the
English Channel.
''I PROPOSE to have some decent singing at
my funeral" said Mr.. Sam Cook, of Alabama,
who was hanged last Friday; and he led the
singing hlmsef-Buffalo Express.
LOWER California papers speak highly of a
girl of fifteen who shot a large-siIed cata-
mount. She wants to know what does a cata-
mount to, anyway.-New York Herald.
my DEAR" said husband to his wife, on
observing red stockings on his son, swhy have
you made barber poles of our child's legs?''
"Because he is little shaver" was the reply.
1T takes twenty yards of dry goods to make
fashionable young lady's dress now-adays-
six to wear on her person and fourteen to
carry in her right hand or up under her elbow.
HAS any one heard of tramp freezing to
death this wintere On the contrary, isn't
every one of the lot looking fat and ruddy and
feeling that it is good to be here?-Detroit Free
Press.
THE new senator from Missouri is named
Vest. He is coated as saying that while he
didn't pant for office, he win not give his con-
stituents veststitch of ground for regret.--
Utica Observer.
A YOUNG lady was rebuked by her mother
for kissing her intended. She justified the act
by quoting the following from the Bible
"Whatsoever that men should do unto you
do ye also unto Them"
ToNY PASTOR has new song called, "Where
was Moses when the Light went Out?r II
Moses YVES the man the wilderness people took
him to be, you can bet he was down to the gas
company. 7. osiss in saoat fye minutes, ex>
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
A Brilliant suggestion.
Buffalo Express.l

Madame Anderson having succeeded in
walking so mary quarter miles in so many
quarter hours, We beg to be permitted to
hail her as the impending woman, and to
suggest that her truly able legs be photo
graphed and scattered broadcast over an ad-
miring world
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
ER AND AGUI

FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty cents.
There is not a remedial agent in this world
that will cure Fever and Ague and ail other
Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow
and other Fevers (aided by RAILWAYS
PILLS. SO quickly as RADWAY'S READY
RELIEF. Fifty cents per bottle.
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29

We believe it is the style to affect contempt
for things that are old Not SO, however,
with DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, which hes
stood the popular test of "a years use, and
Is more thought of than ever before.
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29

II. 7. IA.
Dysentery, Diarrh0pa.
Cholera MorbUs,
Fever and Ague.
CURED AND PREVENTED
BY RAOWAY'S READY RELIEF.
rheumatism,
Neuralgia.
Diphfkeria.
Influenza,
Sore Threat, Difficult Breathing
RELIEVED IN A FEW MINUTES
BY RADWAY'S READY RELIEF.
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
DIR. RAILWAYS
Il z GULATTNG PILLS

Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and
strengthen. Railways Pills for the cure OF all
diseases of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kid
neys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Headache,
Constipation, Costiveness, Indigestion. Dys-
pepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflammation of
the Bowels. Piles, and all derancenenfs of the
Internal Viscera- Warranted TO effect per-
feet cure. Purely vegetable, containing ne
mercury, mineral, or deleteI.ous drugs.
B5-Observe the following symptoms result
ing from Disorders OF the Digestive Organs:
Constipation, Inward Piles, Fuiiness OF the
Blood IN the Head, Acidity OF the stomach,
Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust OF Food, Fuliness
or Weight H. the Stomach, Sour Eructations,
Sinkings or Fiutterings in the Pit OF the Stom-
ach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried and Dif-
ficult Breathing, Fluftering at the Heart,
Choking or Sunocating Sensations when In q
lying posture, Dots or Webs before the Sight,
Fever and dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency
of Perspiration, Yeilowness of the Skin and
Eyes, Pain In the Side, Chest, Limbs, and
Sudden Flushes Of Heat, Burning in the Flesh.
A few doses OF Railways Pills will free the
system from all of the above named disorders.
Price % cents per box Sold by druggists
The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-01-29
nFALSE AND TRuE.s

Send a letter stamp to RADwAY 4 90 o-,yNo;
81 Warren street, New York.
Information worth Thousands win. be zen
you,
, 1879-11-29
Rates en- Down Freight,
Rates Gn Up Freight.
lFTR Ton WEIGHT.

FER TON WEIGHT on MEASUREMENT.
, 1879-11-29

MANUFACTURERS Of patent fire e&tInGuIsh-
ers are not likely 10 give vote % thanks %
the gentleman who first accidentally dis
covered, and then confirmed by numerous
experiments, the fact that crude ainfloIi-2
water, or gas liquor as II Is called, acts like
charm In extIngu:sAing fire, no matter
how inFammable iaay be the material upon
which the i.ames have obtained hold. The
discoverer ROW recommends that owners OF
cotton mills and other establishments where
there q ordinarily great danger iron IRE
should nave. on their premises stock OF
about 1900 gallons OF gas liquor, stored IN a
tank or old boiler, mounted on brick work,
and az such an altitude as TO give good Jet
service IN case OF fire. There IS no reason
why this cheap and efficient preventive OF
destructive couhagratlons shOald not be gen
orally adopted IL would seem that the ex-
tinguishing power OF the liquor wo'.ia IN
crease with the augmentation OF he2t, as III
all probability the ammonia would be more
rapidly decomposed. freeing hydrogen and
nitrogen gasses In such quantities as would
help to swell the volume Of nOn-sapporuve
gas, displacing the air. and so choking out
the combustion. The theory of the diseov-
erer seems reasonable, and Is gwen for what
it is worth.
, 1879-11-29

EXPLAINING \ IuEE-ife came into the
Office modestly ard shyly, Is was betting
and asked "a ses the man who put jokes III
the STATESMAN The iGko- was engaged lii
rea lin. some very excitiD. tables OF trade
and navigation returns, III SrieT 70 inform
- in Old Subscriber how many gallons OF
bees wax had been cxporte! from the prov
iuce Of Prince Edward Island in the year
1871, and WAS consequently III a very hilar-
i0us mood. The visitor took OF his hat,
moppei rs n.4aly brow with 4 dirty hand
kerchief, and pla-eJ before the newspaper
man scrap of paper IN which was written {;
- When Sir Joseph Porter dies the company
will be treated % half nd-half-P0r;er and
bier. The newspaper u-;.n Rad It, looked
mp and exclaimed, " What is 1t about -
Its just little joke, you see. "Ah |
didn't notice. | will read 1t arain." lie re-
perUsed, and then asked, Where IS the
ioke:" Why, the play on words pun
you know--Porter and bier" oh, ah,
y.s Porter and bier Well, did y0u ask
Mr. Porter about this: VIII he be pleased
to see his name in the paper III that con
nection:" ''Why, there Is no such person
Sir Joseph Porter Is a character IN Pima
fore. :" ''Well. mused the new paper man,
- if there IS no sacli person | don't see how
be can die. ! person who don't exist can't
die verg successfully. Any attempt to XIII
: mqn who don't live must necessarily prove
:. .-,iare.' Pat voU DON'T understand,
explained the amateur Joker. - oG sec tie
whole point is in the play on the two words
Porter and bier Porter and beer mixed
is called half-aud-half Now you catch the
idea, don't you," "Well | understand it
SO far. But where's the joke:' Why,
explained" Yes, | know tint you eX-
planned. Yoa said porter and beer mixed Is
called half-and-half But that kind OF
porter is rot a man,-it is 4 liqror, and any
how, YOU don't spell beer right. But
that's the point. Nol notice there the words
have different meaning and the sane sound
1t is to bring ont different idea that the
word itself conveys that have tried, and
fatter mvself-'' s.No. 80, " interrupted
the newspaper man, not Halter Your
grammar is at fault The joke IS fat, not
hatJer" At this point some OF the people
IN the sanctum in5erfered, and tie ei.eniy
beat graceful retreat without any casu-
alt,es.
, 1879-11-29
IsrTsE BIISEE.

Fhere We're three sailors Of Bristol city
Who took a boat and went u sea:
But first with beef and captains biscuits
And picked pork they loaded she.
There was .trsing Jack and CURLING Jimmy,
And the youngest he was little Billee.
Now when they had sat as far IS the Equator,
They'd nothing left but one split pea.
Says gorging Jack TO suzzlins JimIny,
. / am extremely hungaree"
To Gorging Jack SAYS guzIiing Jimmy.
We've nothing lett, We must eat We.
Says Sorging Jack To guzzlins jimmy,
with one another We shouldn't agree
There's little Bill, he's young and tender,
Were old and tough, so lets ca: he.
oh Billy, we're going to Kill and eat you,
So undo the bGtton on your chimee.
When Bill Received this intimat;oa
He used his pocket handkerchie,
First let r!s say my catechiSm.
Which my poor NANNY taught 10 me.
Make hasse, make haste" says guiding
Jimmy,
While Jack p.siled cut his snickersnee.
SO Billy went w 70 the main-top gallant
- MaStS
And down he fell on his bended knee.
He scarce had come 20 the twelfth command
ment
When up he jumps, ''There's land | see;
Jerusalem and Madagascar,
And North and South Anerikee.
TtcIl the 8sitisa Ti>,, a-ri'Inr 1t anchor,
With Admiral Napier, X c. B.
So when they got on board OF the Admiral,
He hanged fat Jack and foSged ,jinInee;
Bat as for little Bill they made him
TIE Captain of a Serenty-three.
, 1879-11-29

ROUGH on Hm.-We DO not usually pub
liSh an anonymous communication. but the
experience of the writer was so rough that
We hasten to publish it as q warning to 9TH
ers. Our correspondent SAYS: In a re-
cent number Of the Walia Walla STATESMAN
| SAW IN advertisement how t. Kill ilies with
syrup &aj powder. and As have great dis
like Tor those creatures 1 resolved AT once to
try it. After had got the syrup properly
spread on the large SIZED dining table. | took
down my old horn OF Powder and sIrinklcd
it III rows across the table: then | made n
ring of powder all around the edge. Then
commenced the hardest part OF nv task, that
was waiting 10Y tie contrary things to gather
around the festive board. | waited al hour,
though it seemed two hours and Il quarter
The most of them looked and acted as If they
knew what Was goin: on. | could not drive
them nor coax them on the table. At last Il
few reckless looking fellows found their way
TO the scene OF action, when all the family
gathered around to see the little pests hurled
to destruction; my dogs and cats gathered
around rs If they knew what WAS gong on
and to enjoy the fun. took my stand at
one side of the table, my wife at the oppo-
site side and my two eldest daughters at the
other two siGes, Ill with a match ready
The word was gwen and away went the
fash. have no fears Of ever being troubled
with that little group Of lies again, but il
that Walla Waila editor had been there at
that moment it woalCi have been better If
he Lad never been born. The frs thing |
Was able 10 see or hear after the smoke had
cleared away ani | had partly come to my
hearing, WAS the familiar voice of Hannah
tay Wife, she WIS standing there with her
haIr and eyebrows ssngeI and popping her
fists together, and such i!ow Of eluquence
| never heard from her before, swearing
vengeance against me II ! coG!d not produce
the paper with such advertisement IL II and
II | did then sac would 60 for the editor
We have all talked t. her hut she refuses 10
b. e"rnf"rte.L his was n Sunday morn
ing. the girls we're dressed Ter chuTch ana
when the boys ealieG around at church time
the cir.S west for the kitchen. The boys
looked like they wanted 20 make some IN
guis:es, but oae l.ok from the old lady
s-!euced them and they soon took 4 walk on
tier ear. There has iot been = d.. eT cat
seen about the ranch since. ami had tue
;.ssJi tneat Ct both. II | WAS alone con
cesnsa t.:-4t elitor might eScEpe, bat iian-
nah KEEP &.hoCllng me up.-l cAiRG Record
, 1879-11-29

How THE GRAIN Is HANDLED-WAsrE
aSD WEAR.-Seme CT the wheat sacks
from the Walla Walla country look like
selves by the time they get here, and it
is not much wonder, as they have passed
through sixteen landings to get here
from the farmers wagon at Walia Walla,
as follows:
]. Wagon 70 warehouse in Walla Waila
2. Warehouse 10 cars IN Walla Walla-
3. Cara to xhaf-boat at Wallula-
4. Wharf boat u steamer at Walluia
). Steamer to warehouse at Cello.
6. Warehouse 10 cars at Cello.
Z. Cars to warehouse at The Dailes-
8. Warehouse to steamer at The Daiies-
8. Steamer to wharf-bllt at upper Cas-
cade
10. Wharf-boat to cars 1t upper Cas-
cade
IL. C47s to wharf-boat at lower Cas-
ca6e.
IL. Wharf boat TO steamer az lower Cas-
cade
l3. Steamer 10 wharf in Portland.
IA Wharf to truck in Portland
ID. Truck To wharf in Portland.
10. Wharf to barge, steamer or ship IL
Portland
, 1879-11-29

lrER TON WEIGHT on MEASUREMENT.
Between Walll WaIIa and Whitman
each wayl ..................S 81 %
HetweeiI Waila Walla and Milton Station > 90
Between Walla Walla and Blue Mountain %
No sIE.Iy consignment taken for any distance
for less than Fifty Gents
Fast freight rates, one dollar per ton extra
up or down between any points.
All freight destined fer any points where
there Is no agent must be prepaid t the rates
-..,.rge,ble Tor next station beyond.
, 1879-11-29

= RHODE ISLAND girl, only seventeen
years old, has had three husbands AZ
this rate she will marry every man IN that
diminutive state before she's fifty years
Old.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1879-11-17
sHIPBUILDING ON THE CLYDE.

ENORMOUS REVIVAL OF THE TRADE-THE NEW
CUNARD STEAMER SAHARA FOR THE AMERI-
CAN SERVICE.
A correspondent writing to us from Glasgow Oc-
tober 26. says:-"The shipbuilding trade the
Clyde has OF late taken big leap. Orders for
quarters and prospects very bright indeed. The
iron trade here is also in q very fourshing state.
London Truth says:-"There seems likely to be
plenty OF work in hand the Clyde during the
next few months, tho French Messagerics
Maritimes Company having ordered ten fast
steamers for the mail service and ordinary trade in
the Mediterranean. the cost of building which will
be 81 500 0OO Several other heavy orders from
various parts have been contracted for by firms on
the Clyde within the past fortnight" The Cunard
Company has just given order to Clyde ship
transatlantic service Of great size and power. Mr.
Burns writes to the London Tmes:-'Her size
will be exceeded only by that OF the Great
Eastern while tho speed will be greater than that Of
1900 tons and 10.00O-horse power. her dimensions
being 500 feet in length, so feet in breadth
and Al feet in depth. propelled by inverted
directacting compound engines, with three
ing thirty-eight furnaces and 1000 feet of effec
tive fire crate surface. She will have extra prom
enade deck and will practically be hve-decker, be-
fitted for $50 first class and GOO steerage passen
gers. with accommodation for crew Of 300 officers
and men. Her cargo capacity will be equal to $500
TONS with 700 tons Of coal and 1000 tons OF water
ballast, having double bottom what Is called the
Longitudinal and bracket system. This vessel has
been designed to meet the requirements of transit
lantic service. Among the important matters has
been that of the employment of steel instead Of iron
The name OF the vessel is to be the Sahara, and
she is to DO ready for sea in March. 1884,"