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few hours BEFORE and child OF good mind,
the motive that prompted him to seek his
death cannot be understood.
The election for city officers IN Atshnta
takes place next Monday, and lt promises 70
be very exciting.
With one crop as large as marbles, the
orange trees about lamps, Fla. have 81 Sec
Ond bloom.
Gov. Coiat1itt has committed the sen. enee OF
James Afford, In jail in Atlanta, condemned to
be hung on the eighth Of August, to imprison-
ment for LIE.
Charles O. Riley, chief Of the chronological
Commission, Is now In Alabama, pursuing his
investigation Of the cotton worm, with view
to prevent future danger from that pest.
Kentucky paid last year for criminal prose-
entions, $l297e6 "a; jailers' fees. $133;6a5 90;
conveying prisoners to penitentiary,. $17,-
1852 65.
Levy Grover, Of Alabama, cropping with
VIM. Fisher, Of Fannin, who disappeared
three days previously, WAS found yesterday
hanging from the limb OF q tree back OF the
farm; supposed to be q case Of suicide. He
was III good health and spirits Oh tho day Of
his disappearance.
Five thousand people witnessed the hang
Ing OF Henry Taylor, at Forest City, Ark,
on the twenty fifth, o colored preacher con-
victed OF committing o rape on q seyen-year-
old cololpd child He declared his innocence
| to the last, and said he was going straight
home to glory.
| Little Rock Gazette, twenty eighth ultimo,
| says: The Lonoke Democrat seems to be
| afraid that Hannah Banks was not Ill years
old, and calls the city editor Of this paper
| q great antiquarian. If Hannah was not lii
years old 1t was not our fault. Her youngest
SOD, about 10 years old, Is living In this city,
and is ready for an interview.
/ very strange species OF moss has just
made Its appearance In the Cadrop bottoms
Of, Faulkner county, Ark. u y long and
o short time ago 1T was unknown, and why 1t
| should come SO suddenly is more than COM
mon people, and even naturalists, botanists or
philosophers, can understand.
An atrocious double murder took place in
Pickens county BY g mountain nest OF Illicit
distiliers. There were two brothers named
Poole, who were cousins of the deputy mar
shall Of the district and had been suspected Oh
being revenue informers. On Saturday night
the house Of the elder was surrounded by Q
mob OF armed men, who demanded their sur
render. The two brothers armed themselves
and q skrmish was opened. One OF the
brothers fell, literally riddied with bullets
and died instantly. The elder brother fought
until he was shot down. He had emptied his
pistol when he surrendered. He was dying
i when the reporter left the scene. The wife o.
the younger brother identified three OF the
assailants. but no arrests have been made
Two OF the men whom she named came up vol
UNFAIRLY and claimed an albi. The killing
creates great excitement In revenue circles
and decided steps will be taken to secure jus
tice. The revenue authorities decline to cal
4 for the military and claim That they can pu
down the trouble themselves
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Fashions In China.
lFraser's Magazine,

A foreigner may live for years among the
Chinese and never notice any change to 1e-
matter Of fact, some variety, even Of hat or
shoes. Is introduced almost annually. The
fashionable cap is squarer and rounder at
the top as the case may be; the shoes more or
design And 50 it is with fans, which are
made Of different material and OF diff
ferent sizes for different seasons of the
year, In proportion to the quantity Of
breeze required. In the Miscellanies of the
| sons OF heavens are, Ter tie sumner, d
feathers; for winter, Of silk; and tn poem
by OW- Yang Hisu occurs this line:
I'm the tenth moon the people of the CAPT.
tai turned to their warm FANS
At the present day the distinction between
warm and cold fans can hardly be said to ex-
list. Those for spring and autumn are smaller
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A Perpetual KaissIs0w.
rhin 4,a,o ratle r z,ttar1

The managers Of Prospect Park have oon-
tracted,With the Telegraph Supply Company
for the apparatus for generating electricity to
supply seventeen lamps. The electricity will
be generated by water power. The lamps will
be SO disposed as not only 70 light the park
and the main street Of the village, but it 10
hoped to produce some fine effects upon the
waterfall For this purpose 1t is believed that
one lamp may be kept burning under the Amer
lean fall. It is kown to every visitor at
the fa4Nbhat on clear and still nights, when
the moon is nearly at Its full, a beautiful lunar
bow is formed. AS this can only be seen at
rare intervals, however. comparatively few
people have seen IT, Is is believed that
by the use OF the electric lamps, each OF
which Is 200 candle power, and which may be
moved and adjusted as tho wind may make
i necessary TIE ra,nbgW eoiors nay hr ne
liant bow. Some experiments made here with
the calcium light, three years ago, satisfied
the, managers that their plan Is practicable
They expect to have 1t In full operation on Of
before j uly A.,
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LOUISIANA.

Opelousas taxes dogs roaming at large
within Its limits.
the colored fire company OF Opelousas pa
raded July Al
Grant parish enjoyed two rains last week.
July and A. ~,
Crops are generally fine In Avoyelles; Inc
corn on the prairie, however, LOOKS pHfcneut
Rains have fallen I'M St Landry. Inc corn
crop OF the parish will be short ~ some Sec
tions.
The people Of Morehouse parish Will meet
at Bastrop, July IS, to organize an immigra-
ton society.
Fruit is plentiful ID Avoyelles, but OF an In
ferior quality. The melon crop 10 complete
failure.
The colored people have agreed to send
three reliable men to Kansas 10 Investigate
the merits OF that State.
The country around Pri1dhomme City, u.
Landry, ID still suffering for rain Ihe Ies1
oil the parish has enjoyed showers
il ON the twelfth, thirteenth and fourteenth - :
July. there will be fair and concerI ~ ~
convent in Opelousas, for the benent Oh ene
school to be opened Ia the fall ~ JIG oon'on'
buildings.
VOORHEES, Trahan. convicted at the, present
tarm III the District Court at Abbeville, o1 tIle
nri,na IN asttS,hing with intent to XII ane
murder David Frank" escaped lIolm III ~.
nillibAparish jail last SATURDAY h1ornlns'
The public BUILDING efeeIeu 9 wv s;raa ~ ~ !
In the bend IN Avoyelles aId nsea slhe st ~
Avn some few days ago. It Is said that the
house was set on fire, but the tncendlary IL
unknown.
The corn crop In Grant parish is now given
M Is almost d failure, and not more tnan
half crop can be expected. Cotton y SONS 8
better. but there are 40 many contingencies &c
this crop it will not DO to rely upon npps,a1r
ances. The present crop OF cotton is SAID g
give Tie poorest promise Of any for the pas
Six years. W
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THE SOUTH.

The streams in Oglethorpe and Wilkes
counties, Ga, are going dry.
There are q good many sufferers from the
drouth in Georgia.
Cut-worms are damaging the cotton In Pike
county, Ala.
The genuine potato bug has appeared 10
Wilkes county, Ga.
The Georgia Legislature met again We'd
nesday.
The rivers Of Arkansas are being stocked
with shad. Over IUD,UUU have bten deposited
within the past week.
The best wheat crop that has been gathered
in North Georgia Is now being threshed out
New wheat is already in the market.
In Buchanan county, Va, a ten-year-old
son Of Squire Vance com mtted suicide by
hanging. AS he was in the best OF spirits a
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-07-09

L1OR SALE BY ). s. BAUNDERs-A BEAU
a tiful summer residence at Biloxi. Miss.
having $40 feet on the Gulf and measuring 30
rooms, two cabihsts. kitchen. servants rooms,
stables; also twelve bsaring orange trees,
grapes. figs and fruits OF various kinds. Al in
good relalir and freshly painted. Apply to J 3.
SAUNDERS. Violence street. near Camp. form
arlv pf 11ga Mapaztna. Af2s
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

office Of the New Orleans Gas Light
Company, New Orleans, Jniv l. 1a7g--A dtvirpnd
at THREE DOLLARS AND FIFTY GENTS
PER SHARE will be paid to the sock holders on
and after Juiy 10. oat Of the earnings Of the
past six months.
! All transfers OF stock made between July and
IL will be "eg dividend"
jvl i5t Y. vALLOIs. Secretary.
Of1scs OF Rev Orleans City aaiIrHaf
Company, No. I2A Canal street, New Orleans
May 8. ls7a-Until fui Their notice trains to the
New. Lake End viii run every half hour from .
o'clock b. m. to p. m. The last train will
mvs II G. y. LEWIS, Secretary
Tho WUmtnms christian Union will
meet on tue first and second TUESDAY In each
month. at II H.. H.. at the Carondelet street
Methodist Church..
MRS. J. J. LYONS. Presi lent,
Mrs. IF. ]. Coop. Secretary. DIES Il
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Washington Avenue Drng store,
Corner Magazine and washing tan ses.

NEW ORLEANS.
Constantly receiving fresh guDDlisa ct pure
Drugs. Medicines. Chemicals. Patent Medicines.
combs OF all kinds. Brushes, Soaps. perfumsrT.
Toilet and fancy Articles etc. Coral Tooth
Paste. recommended BY all who use 1t as 8
very superior denttfriee. II beautihss tbs teeth
to inc near-lise ornament and rayishing
beauty, Alkaline Bouquet Powder for beauh-
flying. softening and preserving. the skin. the
best thing FIR pr1ek1y mott and sun msr
eruptions. Customers. city and country, will
find our stock complete. comprising many ar
ticles impossible to erlumerate here. and sold at
moderate prices. Prsscri 2tsons Pr. up ragh
Drnsglkst. pharmaoeutist and Practical Oasnaists
0e2a 2aD 1Y
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FOR RENT.

T4yoR RENT THE STORE NO. 81. NATCHEZ
IL street suitable for commercial purposes.
{. good tenant. Possession Immediate. For
terms apply to L. b Barrett. No.7 Commercial
EtHPe. 14g2w
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FOR SALE.

HOR SALE AT a sAOKIFICE-A MAGNIF1-
~ cent Raised Gottaga Dwelling, containing
SIX rooms on ground floor kitchen and dining
room. two rooms III stains, situated on Marengo
and Camp streets, and bounded by Magazine.
Camp, Marengo aud ConstantinopIe streets.
measuring abou5 1870 feet front by about 200 feet
deep. Large gallery In front. ak beautiful
shade trees. md roomy space around the house.
Those wishing q bargain. 1t would pay them to
take q look At this property. address j. Il.
SAUNDERS. Valence, near Camp, formerly Of
COMMANDER, -
ELLIS, Commander
Fill sail on or about July 10. 1873. from |
wharf foot Of Montegut street,
Will receive cotton and sign through bills
ading for the Continent, between Havret
These Steamships, being Of light draft. Will
ross the bar OF the mississippi st all times
without detention
-" DECAN b CO.,
ds20 " 1s9 Hravier street,
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than those used In summer, reminding one OIL
the old Roman luxury OF summer and winter
rings. 1t is also mauvai5 tor" TO be seen
with fan too early or too late In the year.
There are, indeed, no days absolutely fixed
for the beginning and end Of the fan season,
as In the case Of the summer and winter hats
worn BY all employees Of the government, and
which arc supposed to be changed siuuftane-
tom has made it as ridiculous for man TO
carry a, fun before or after a certain conveH-
tfonal date as it would be with us to wear q
white Waisteoast In March CT November.
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VI ~ III NJ Err.
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD.

NORTH GERMAN LLOYD. 81
+ tlf,,f. s,Al,d4 -RDII5Egs OF ALL KINDS, AT
IL The old established steam boiler rnanGfae.
tory Of JOHN WARD. No. $50. 262 and 1854 South
Peters and Mo-. 81 Calllope street. All boilers
sold for dange iron guaranteed not to crack.
Boilers made on short notice. Prices as low as
tie lowest. Send for estimates. Address POST
office box No, 1864, New Orleans. In. ia11 4m
GTEAMBOAT FOR SALE = THE sTEAM
y terrybo LOUISE. length la9 tset. breadth
Of beam 50 feet. s feet guards, depth G-l0 feet,
tonnage Ia4, cylindrical aud return 1ue boiler.
is offered for sale ut d bargain. For parlieu-
lars apply to IlIGS. PICKLES.
nyI3 If Canal Street Ferry.
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WANTS.
MISCELLANEOUS WANTS.

NyANTED-THE PUBLIC 20 KNOW THAT
" the cheapest and best advertising In the
city Id In this coiuran, at ten cents per line for
the first and five cents for each subseduent In
aartfnn uI122
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WANTED-TEEANT FOR TWO-sTORY
w residence Moss Claiborne street. between
Common and Gragier. Rens low TO ptompt
pny1ng tenant. Apply next door. je4 We So Il
q En FOR PIANO TUNIHa-BEAT WORK
Pianist. jYs1y
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EfOR RENT THE VERY DESIRABLE TWO
u story frame residence. No. 21s Tnalia. be-
tween Sit. Charles and Carondelet str ats: con-
tatns half saloon oarlors. diningroom, kitchen
and fine bedrooms all In good order. Rent $25
per month till October /. Apply to
j. Ct. MOREY,
jackson Railroad Ticket Office. corner Camp
and Common streets. le2D
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-04-10
Grandfather LIckshingie's Bathing Suit.

One Of the children asked how Captain
Paul Boyton got along in the water this
terribly cold weather.
"What that feller |" exclaimed
Grandfather Licksbingle, starting up
from reverie. "That feller in swim
min from Pittsburgh TO New Orleans by
overland route in an ulster overcoat aud
three-ply mittens. Every mornin' the
paper has On account OF how he lectured
in some town the night afore. Then he
cuts across lots, in the direction of New
OrleanB, and delivers another lecture.
He'll arrive at his destination by-and
by, providin' the walkin' keeps good.
Anybody can swim 10 New Orleans that
way. Now, when your grandfather nc
complisbed his great aquatic feat, as the
newspapers called it, OF swimmin' from
New Orleans to Pittsburgh, never left
the water once. Every public hall along
the route was decorated with flags an
Chinese lanters, an committees waited
on me forty miles below the towns and
pleaded with me nll the way up, offerin'
me anywhere from twenty-five cents 10
800 a night il i would round into port
and lecture. wouldn't have it. Az for
little cold snaps like this one, rather
enjoyed them. 1t took little more
fue"-
Fuel, grandfather
"Yes, fuel. had n very perfect
bathin suit. 1t had furnace in the
basement, with registers openin' into
every room in the house, 80 10 speak
When the mercury got down about zero,
an the water began to feel little chilly
like, I'd holler down the telephone TO
the stoker to beavo in few packages Of
coal lie, resin, bacon, alcohol, aquafortis,
or whatever come handicst among the
freight
"surely, you don't mean freight,
grandfather 2"
81 don't mean pothin' else; but il
you children think you know more bout
your grandfather's bathin' suit than he
does himself. why. dog gone it, you'd
better tell it i"-OR City De, rick.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-04-10
Speculative Trunk Buyers.

The proprietor OF the Everett house,
st. Louis, recently had a sale Of the bag
gsge left at his hotel by frauds and i'm
pecunious patrons. There were eighty
three trunks and valises offered for sale,
and the total amount realized was ss3
A large crowd WAS present, but the bid
ding was far from spirited, as the con-
tents OF the trunks were not exposed 10
view. Many laughable incidents hap
pcned. One old gentleman persisted
on prying open tho trunks with a big
knottcd cane, and would only desist
when made to do 30 forcibly. At the
commencement OF the sale he was OBJ
served TO be closely eyeing a hinge Sara
toga which had been left az the Everett
house by female adventuress. When
this trunk was cried he anxiously FUN
bled in bis pockets and brought forth
ten cents, with which he started the
bidding. Finally IL was knocked down
to him for 81. "Open IL, open il f.
yelled the crowd, and he did 80. The
first thing seen was q roll of newspapers,
and the last lot OF bricks, among which
was found a sheet OF foolscap with this
inscription on IL: "4old again and
never got your money back. Yours in
haste" A boy bought trunk for forty
cents and found in il about $40 worth OF
clothes and q valuable breastpin, evil
IDENTIFY intended for a lady. A laborer
purchased n rickety receptacle, held to-
gether by ropes. II was full of papers
and letters. the latter written by q lady
to her husband and full Of pitiful tales
OF poverty, distress and sickness. To
enumerate all the mistakes in buying
would take q column. Suffice il to say
that grocer bought some surgical in.
strumenis, druggist a sack of dried ap-
Piles and a quantity Of beans, and q
market-woman n complete skeleton,
carefully polished and set on wires but
not put together. The sale wound up
with free hght, which the police had
some trouble in stopping. The Nation
al Hotel Reporter.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-04-10
Chinese Poetry.

Chinese poetry is the subject OF an in
teresting article in MacnliiLdn's Md0d-
zinc. Few persons appreciate The gen.
uine poetry 10 which the Chinese have
given birth, yet poetry occupies almost
as important place in their literature
as IN our own. Here IL q literal trans
lation Of n short poem:
Tho hoart, whom It IL hArAssod, ands no place
Of rest.
Tho mind, whom embi,,cred, thinks only Of
grief.
In the following the writer is sup-
posed to DO apostrophizing n bed OF
chryHanthemum plants in full bloom:
SEQ thoir slsnd0r shadows pictured on tho fence
whilst their delicate perfume scents the
Their ttnts. nov dark nov light, fiAah one
against the other;
The dews ~ they drop strengthen their frames
Hungry, they feed on air.
What can with their bright oolors compats7
Talking Of them one migh, pity their iAnguor
as Of that OF an invalid;
Delicate, they open with constitutions 3; beet
AutumuAl,
Yet say no. that they bloom to no purpose;
For did they not By their charms inspire Tao
TO poetry and oonviViAliiy2
Here in one that has been metrically
translated.s II is called the "Tiny
Rill:"
Over green fields aud meadows tiny nil ran
CThe little precious coquette);
she vAs petty, shs knew, and thus carly
began
GAyly airting With Ill that abe met
Hor fAvors on both sides she'd gracefully
shower,
Regardless OF whom tbcy might be,
One moment sho'd kiss the sweet lips Of =
flower.
The neIt-lsve The root Of tree
She would leap from one rock to another in
play, .EE#wRFf
Tumble down on her pebbly bed;
Like nAiAi, let the dazzling, Funanittsp
spray,
PAll In prismAtic gems round her bead.
Sometimes shs would lash herself into rage,
And rush roaring and sseshing along;
Til bit Of smooth ground would her anger
assuage,
When she'd iiquidly murmur song.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-04-10
Can Oysters Whistlel

This little oyster story In from Thorn.
burg's "New and Old London" The
shop was 6rst established by q Mr..
Pearkes in 1925. cit appears" sayA'a
writer in the Daily Teie0yaph. "that
about the year 1910 the proprietor of
the house in question, which had then,
az 10 has nov, a great name for the su.
perior excellence OF it's delicate little
natives. heard q strange and unusual
sound proceeding from one Of the tubs
in which The shellfsh lay piled in lay.
ers one over the other, placidly fatten.
ing upon oatmeal and awaiting the in
evitable advent Of the remorseless knife.
Mr.. Pearkes, the landlord, listened,
hardly at 1rst believing bis cara There
was, however, no doubt about the mat
ter; ono of the oysters was distinctly
vhistlinR, or, at any rate, producing a
sort of siDfenent with its shell. IL was
not difficult TO detect this phenomenal
bivalve, and in q very few minutes he
was triumphantly picked out from
amongst his fellows and put by himself
in spacious tub, with plentiful sup
ply Of brine and water. The news
spread through the town and for some
DAYS The fortunate Mr.. pearkea found
his house besieged by curious crowds.
% Douglas serrold's suggestion
was that the said oyster had been crossed
in love and now whistled 10 keep up ap-
pcarances, with an idea Of showing that
IL did not care" Thackeray used TO de-
clare that he was once actually in the
shop when an American came in 10 see
the phenomenon, a. everybody else was
doing, and. after hearing the talented
mollusk go through his usua: perform
ance, strolled contemptuoualy out, de-
claring eft was nothing to an oyster he
knew Of In Massachusetts, which whistled
Yankee Doodle right through and fol-
lowed its master about the house like .
dog"
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1879-04-10
West Indian SuperstItions.

As regards animals, Guinea pigs may
be mentioned as specially unlucky, at
least in st. CroiI. There are families
there, among those from whom one
would not expect such thiugs, whose
children would on no account be allowed
10 keep these pretty little pets. What
precisely is the harm they do is not
stated. All you can get out Of one is,
"Oh, they always bring trouble to
house; they're very unlucky." And yet,
II the writer OF this was an adept at ono
thing more than another in his small
boy days-which were spent in Barbados
it Was at keeping Guinea pigs. They
we're kept by him on n scale 30 largo
that he could set up some of his school
fellows as Guinea-Pig keepers. He even
ran tho risk OF keeping them sometimes
in his dcsk at school, boring holes and
cutting Sits in the lid, 10 give the little
bright-eycd creatures air. And il was n
great risk to run, for those were the
good old clicking times DOW, hap
PLY, almost over for schoolboys. The
master Of the school was one OF those
men who are now, ii is 10 be hoped,
nearly as extinct as the dodo-men who
believed that you could teach a boy
through his back, or through the palms
OF his hands or the seat OF his panta-
looms. But yet the Guinea pigs never
brought n thrashing upon their owner
or his friends. Some of the boys at
this very school were possessed of a
sovereign plan for making you perfect
in your lessons, which may have kept
of the trouble the Guinea-pigs would
otherwise have brought on the school.
When yoa had learned any lesson thor
oughly end some fellows kept the tails
man in their hands all the time of learn
ing the lesson rub the page mp and
down or across with large seed, called
"good- luck seed" Then return u 70
The pocket, where ii ought to be kept.
This done, you need not fear. so much
for superstitions % Contemporary Re
vietr,
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What II Costs 10 Die.

When a corpse becomes O corpse, the
first thing TO do is TO notify the under
taker. He comes at once, and takes
complete control of the whole matter, land
does not surrender his full charge IN
til he receipts the bill. OF course, he
furnished everything, and the bill Of
an undertaken of a first class funeral
will read about as follows Coffin,
$500; shroud, $40; Grape, s5; gloves. s2;
flowers, $50 hearse, $40; carriages
twenty, ,s1O0; grave, $40; incidentals,
$40; total, s537.
A cheaper funeral than this, OF course,
is procurable, and the majority OF fu-
nerals are cheaper than this. A very
respectable pageant may be gotten up
for from $50 TO S75, and . poor man
can have the satisfaction, on that
amount Of outlay, to go 10 his grave fol.
lowed by three or four carriages, in ad.
dition to those OF his friends which may
be in attendance.
These are only medium funerals, and
il We should put the figures at the high
notch IL would not be less than
81 600 more, or about 81 800 TO die
styliahly, and about $500 to fade away
in an ordinarily respectable, quiet man
ner. This ia in painful contrast with
the burial of the friendless poor, who
have grave in Potter's field--a plain
wood box and a.horse and wagon TO con.
vey them to the shore OF the dark river.
Cincinnati Times.