The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1879-12-03
EVERYDAY sPICERIES.

| CASHMERE slippers are worn with lou
| lard wrappers. They are trimmed VIVID
| large foulard bows.
ONLY those, according the Elmira Aa
vertiser, with Warts or blemishes on thelr
! forehead, wear banged hair.
GoBDBN-IEGGEb green beetles, tnat
( look like painted cOckroaches, are seen
: on some of the new bOnnets.
BLACK surah petticoats, bordered
| With kilt plaitings, are to be worn thls
winter, it Is slid.
VERY long and absolutely plain silR
waists of plain or brOcade silk are nnaue
for yohng ladies to wear in the evening
A DAvENFotr lady is about to sue for
a divorce on the ground that her nus
band "has no style about him"
A MEMBER of a London ladies' CLUB
was requested to resign for kissing her
brother in the dining-rOom.
HooPs are coming into fashion again
Hoops are things to put around women
to keep them from bursting with vanity
John! John" shouted the farmers
wife, the butter won't come. hun,
quick, and get me another sack OF
hair"
fT'5 not at all surprising that Adam
fell He had Eve constantly about him
talking about nude dress, and she had
one every day.
In a discussion with a temperance
lecturer. topper asked: If water rots
your boots, what effect must it have upon
the coat of your stOmach2
"YEs, Mr.. Barkeeper; I am not like
the rest who, when they owe you money,
never show themselves any more; re-
t1aih faithful to you. Giv's 'nothe
bottle!'
practical miner, what spade do you think
is the very best" Third-year man
(scornfully)-"Why, the ace, of course.
(Sensation.)
An exchange has an article on How
to run a newspaper" This should be
read only by editors, as every other per
son in the world knows just how news
paper ought to be run.
KNOWLEDGE is the right bower, and
one of the showiest cards in the pack,
yet in the game of life, check is the
little Joker that is Oftentimes the
winner
"MoNEY does everything for a man."
said one old gentleman, pompously.
eyes" replied the other one, but
money won't do as much for man as
some men will do for money"
Mr.. THOMAS thinks it is one of the
most touching things in life to hear q
Western hog singing to its youngest,
"There's litter in the mire, baby mine,
baby NINE"
THAT was an observing fellow, if he
was but six years old, who said, Papa,
l wish you'd quarantine against Tom
Jones comiL' here every night to see
Jennie. It's got to be too epidemic"
The Boston Post has invented a new
gun for the use of the didn' t-knoW-it-
was-loaded people. The Post explains
that ait let's the charge out at the
breech."
Niagara as a resort for bridal parties.
It really looks as if Niagara would soon
be left entirely to the Indians and the
hack drivers, who have killed it for tbs
rest of the world.
ATTORNEY Ito witness)-" DO you
know a certain Drexler~
Witness =" Drexler? Is he a little
old man, bent over, wears gold specs,
Attorney mods confrmingly.
Witness No, 1 don't know him.
Never seen him"
RUSSIAN ladies have just begun to
take part.in boat races. In Saratoff the
first prize, golden bracelet, and the sec
ond, a golden breastpin, were adjudged
to the two young ladies who handled the
rudder.
A CHINESE maxim says: owe require
four things from woman-that virtue
dwells in her heart, that modesty plays
on her brow, that sweetness flows from
her lips, that industry occupies her
hand"
The girls ought to be comparatively
happy. They are wearing boys hats,
boys ties, boys cravats, and it is limited
that they contemplate raid upon an
other important part of the males ap-
parel-according to DR.. Mary Walker.
A YOUNG man who had lost bet of
the oysters with three of his friends, said
he wouldn't pay it unless he was four
stew. He has since made a bet with
nine of his friends, and says he in ten
stew this time, if he loses. Later: He
declares two of the bets of, and when he
comes to lose ard pay, it will appear
that he eight ste%.
THIS passion for shirring is blessing
to some old seamstresses, who began tC
hear the wolf gnashing his teeth at theiI
door in spite of the whir of the sewing
machine within. Young girls, who have
learned to regard their needles as last
resort to finish machine work, have not
the patience to do shirring and gauging,
and there is call for the old hands to
come to the rescue.-Boston transcript.