Litchfield enquirer., 1879-09-25
CLIPPINGS.

In malarial district of Indiana they have baseball club they call "Qui nine."
 All of the lay preaching in the world will not make eggs cheaper in cold weather.
 The elevator boy at the hotel says he exrer- fences good many ups and downs in life.
 sIpvestigator" wants to know what is good for cabbage worms. Bless your soul, man, cabbages, of course.
 The New York Tribune says that there are more centenarians 10 the acre in Connecticut than in any other State.
 Some of the Tammanv delegates at the Syr- ,cuse convention were robbed of their valuales Too bad. There ought to be '-hOnor among" etc., you know.
 Arkansas girls stand no nonsense. A Pres colt girl of that State recently cowhided her lover's father for saying she had been too inti- mate with his son. S
 An Irish newspaper says: ''In the absence of both editors, the publishers have succeeded in securing the services of gentleman to edit the paper this week."
 A sparkling young debater, in flight of el oauence exclaimed: "Mr. President, the world is divided into two great classes, the learned and the unlearned, one of whom am which" To inquirer: By referring to Bartletts Die tionary of Quotations you will probably find that the author of the request ''give me anoth CT horse," is Robert Bonner.
 One of party of six Boston boys who are spending their vacation at Kennebunk sent the following expressive letter: we dug woodchuck out of his hole; it was skunk we slept in the barn that night"
 Waiting-maid- -"Good- d-morning, doctor; my yracious lady sends me to beg you to come to her husband as quickly as possible; she does not wish him to die without your as- sistance."
 Will some one who is versed in the science of sound please get up and explain why hotcl waiter, who can't hear the call of a hungry man two feet and a-half away, cfn hear the jingle of a quarter clear across a dining-room
 It being claimed by one of the sterner sex that man was made first, and lord of creation, the question was asked by an indignant beauty, how long he remained lord of crea-l ton. ''fil he got wife," was the reply.
 Governor Fenner, absenting himself from church on fast day, was told by Dr. Way land that he did not obey his own proclama- ton. "Yes, 1 do," he replied. 'l tell the people to meet at their usual places of Wor1 ship. Mine is at home
 The Fiji Islanders were very much dIsgusted by the corsets worn by the last lot of female missionaries sent there. The hungry but in- genous natives say that if white women are 10 have as many bones as a shad 1t really doesn't pay to import them.
 Professor, featuring on psychology: "All phenomena are sensations. For instance, that leaf appears green to me- In other words. l have sensation of greenness within me-" Of course no harm was meant, but still the class would laugh.
 The Chicago Inter- Ocean wonders why a man will be lathered and shaved in half un- dress in barber shop, wherein all who pass through the street may see him, while fl he goes into saloon for il little cler he looks to see whether the place is hidden by evergreen and shades.
 Lord Cockburn was seated one day on the hillside of BonaIy with a Scotch shepherd, and, observing the sheep reposing in the cold est situation, he observed to him: ''John, if were sheep would lie on the other side of the hll." The shepherd answered, 'Ay. my lord, but if ye had been sheep ye wad have had mair sense."
 Twas Sunday moru, and Rev. Jones
 Was break fasting with Gray;
 Said Jones, "Another bit of steak,
 As have to preach today"
 "GIesS I'l brace up a little, too"
 Said Gray, his eyes a-glis.en
 Ani he heiI,cd himself to hunk of meat,
 ''For you know have to isten."
 ENJOY LIFE. - What a truly beautiful world we live in . Nature gives us grandeur of mountains. glcns and oceans, and thousands of means. forenioyaent. B. We can desire nc better whenin ,'erfect health but how often do the ma ajority of people feel like giving il up dishcartened, discouraged and worried out with disease, when .hcre is no occasion for this feeling, as every sufferer can easily obtain satisfactory proof that Greens August Flower will make them as free from disease as whel born Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint is the direct cause of seventy-five per cent of such malades as Bliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache, Costiveness, Nervous Prostration, Dizziness of the Head, Palpitaton of the Heart, and other distressing symptoms. Three doses of August Flower will prove it's wonder. ful effect Sample bottles, 10c cents. Try it. Sold by w. K. Peck, Litchfeld.
 
 WHAT HAPPENED TO MR BEACH. Hun. dreds of persons will read with pleasure the interesting article in relation to case of MT. J $ Beac1, of Stone Ridge, which we publish below. MT. Beach is one of the most respected citizens of Stone Ridge, and is extensively known over this and adjoining countries. The story is almost too good to be true. There i: no reason to doubt it, however, for the name l of parties interested-who are of unquestionet veracity-and the dates are carefully given while hundreds of others stand ready to prov the statement in every particular. The articl is not only interesting. but no doubt will prov of incalcuable value to great many people, R0nd0ut Freeman.
 STONE IN THE BLADDER EXPELLED AFTER USING
 MEDICINE ABOUT TWO WEEKS. One of the most remarkable cases that ha! ever been brought to the notice of the public i that of Mr. J. s. Beach, of Stone Ridge, LII ster Co.,, N Y. | Mir. Beach had suffered since Oct IS, 1874 from the presence of Calculus or Stone in tn right Kidney, and he endured pain month af i ter month more than tongue can tell, whicl | rendered him totally unable to attend to In usual occupation. No less than seven physi clans were employed at different times, t, whom Mir. Beach paid hundreds of dollars fo | medical treatment, with only temporary relic from his agony. %
 By theurgent solicitation of his friends h was induced to- try .Dr. Kennedy's Favorit Remedy. Accordingly, on the 2Stli day Q August last he procured a bottle of MT. Kim ble, of Stone Ridge, in this county and strang 1 as it may seem, it is none the less true, thath experienced marked improvement from th first day he began to use the medicine H continued to grow better every day, when O the 18th of September he voided a stone a large as could be passed through the natura channel, which was very rough and of irregu lar shape. His joy was unbounded, for h well knew that this had been the cause of a his trouble. He showed the stone to several O the physicians who had attended him previou to using the Favorie Remedy, and ALL of thel expressed in unmeasured terms their surprs at the PROMPTNESS and CERTAINT' with which the Favorite Remedy had acted Nor did they seek to hide their pleasure a seeing Mir. Beach so happily relieved of hi difficulty. ..-..s <,
 Mr. Beach concludes long letter to Dl Kennedy by saying: "You indeed have mad a great discovery-one that has and will COT tinue to prove a real blessing-a boon to suffer ing humanity: and 1t will always afford m E,