Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1879-10-02
COMFORT ENOUGH.
The Remarkable Hotel that Mr.
Adams Keeps.

Adams Keeps.
The Clipper presented las
: week the following advertise
ment of a hotel:
j BRONSON HOUSE. BRONSON
BRANCH COUNTY, MICH, JOIN
10. ADAMS, PRoPRIEToR--ITsAD
yANTAGEs. This hotel was bull
!. for the special comfort and con
yenience of the travelling public
On arrival each guest win b,
asked if he likes the situation
and if he says the hotel should
have been placed further from
the depot and nearer the busi-
ness part of town, the location
will be Immediately changed.
Corner front rooms, up only
ione flight, for each guest.
Bath, gas, water-closet, hot
and cold water, laundry, tele-
graph, fire-alalm, restaurant, bar
room, billiard-tables, coupe,daily
papers, sewing-machine, grand
piano, a clergyman, and all other
modern convenlences in every
room.
Meals every minute if desired,
and consequently no second table
English, German and French
dictionaries furnishedeyery guest
to make up such a bill of fare
as he may desire, without regard
to bill of fare afterward at the.
office.
Walters of any nationality
and color. Every waiter is fur
nished with a libretto, button
hole bouquets, full dress-suits,
ball tablets and the hair parted
in the middle.
Every guest viii have the very
best seat in the dining-hall and
the best waiter in the house.
Any guest not getting his
breakfast red-hot, or experien-E
cling a delay of sixteen seconds
after giving his order for dinner,
will please mention the fact at |
The managers Office, and cooks
and walters will be blown from
;he mouth of the cannon in 'front.'
Of the hotel at once.
Children will be welcomed
With delight, and are requested
o bring hoop-sticks and hawk
Eyes to bang the carved rose
wood furniture especially provi-
led for that purpose, and peg
ops to spin on the velvet car
,ets. They will be allowed to
'ang on the piano at all hours,
all down stairs, carry away des-
EFT enough for a small family in {
heir pockets at dinner, and |
make themselves as disagreeable i
S the fondest mother can desire.
Washing allowed in the rooms.
4adies giving an order to "put ,
he on a fiat-iron" will bel ),
ut on at any hour of the day or J
ight. J
A discreet waiter, who belongs !
} the Masons, Odd Fellows, Sons .
f Malta, Knights of Pythias, {
!. o. Ms and M. ID. RS andl :,
no was never known to tell the :
nth or time of day, has been
to carry milk punches
nd hot toddies to the ladies' q
,oms in the evening. t.
The office clerk has been Sc Z
cted to please everybody, and {
IN lead in prayer, play draw q
0ker, match Worsted at the viii Q
gre store, shake for the drinks {
any hour of the day or night, 81
ay billiards, a good waltzcr, v
IN dance the German, make q q
urth at euchre, amuse the chill ie
zen, repeat the Beecher trial 81
ON memory, is good judge of
,rses, as railroad or steamboat tc
ference is far superior to APP d
eton's or anybody else's guide, ii
i'll fiirt with any young lady II
ID not mind being cut to death e
hen "pa comes down"--don't h
ind being damned any more b,
an a Connecticut river, can eC
ON forty people in the best hG
ON in the house when the house lii
full, attend the annunciator, in
ID answer questions in Greek, al
ebrew, Irish, Choctaw, or any al
her polite language, at the III
me moment without turning a he
il.
Dogs allowed in any room of
e house, including the wh)inel