Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1879-02-15
The Old Family Journal.
VARIETY

grave.
An EDITORS chair is Ike back tooth-hari /
20 au
The National game-ruuuius FOR The presi-
deucy
The faes, tart exhibition is in bakers
window.
Sitting Bulls refraiu-"My heart is in The
u lands
Sisa constant and early yisitos-aiways /
drops 30 jnst before z.
5ohnny stole one pancake, and got six
spauk-aches without stealing.
Lines from an Ohio poem " Defenders /
skies are softly splitting Snow"
When you box Tor a spo, on the sun you
Nili find that its sd 10 your eye.
To &c, q cheap dancing lesson let the hired
girl drop a fiat iron ou your bunion.
A prima donna is naturally timid creature.
FOR her art is always 10 her throat
u is hoped Mr. Evar,s Won give ,be,janitor
tbe combination Of the fishery award
Many man IS resolving that on New
Years Day he wi'l-a-es-chew tobacco.
There isn't 80 very much difference between
wrestling with apple jack aud Captain Jack.
Tn Arkansas journalism an editorial with
che word "iiaE leo, out doesn't count for any
thing
A boy who was spanked said the sensation
was thrilling 90 an extreme Remarkably
sensible boy
The parasrapler that was hanged said TO
The crowd around The ga'l0ws, This life S
but hemP-tie show.
Weight Tor the wagon. observed the far
mer as he helped bis S00-poual wife % a seat
10 the vehicle
There u only one thing that ken be sed 10
favor ov lite boois-they make q man Nrgii
on bis other sorrows.
Il must have been after a Thanksgiving
dinner that Macbeth exclaimed. Hens, hor-
rib.e shadow, Hens I"
Sallen oy has been knowngo kiI several
hundred people So we always take our joy
slowly, through a straw
The girl Of the IS the girl who makes a -
for the grlte and Pufs the: whenever her
bealx round to see her.
We know a man SD opposed % games of
cards that be won @ even say " you cur %
dog. What sensitive i.ol,
When two girls meet they kiss When two
young men meet. they don 6. That shows W o
wauts kissing tle worst
Wseo Emerson wrote.' " Every natural
action is graceful. had he.eyer seen an angry
woman throw O stone at COW?
The Chicago girl saws " Mamma. Just look
yonder at that man we took for a strauger-
May never-if be WASH { papa last year
A young lady 10 ibis town has painted the
picture of a deg aud tree sd bie-hse that
person cannot. distinguish the bark Of the dog
from the bark % the tree.
A cabinet-maker. derijinga lawyer who was
indebted 20 bin, said The only case be ever had
was bookcase, and that be neglected 20 pay
him. for
Quack So you prefer nv medicines to those
Of Dr. Pil.sbury Mrs Muliigan Och, iodaje
docther, dear, ye'er dale better than the other
o4 Hmbug
OF dull student professor said: " ] sup
pose be IS made Ike other folks but / viii
venture To- say thar &c would puzzle an anato-
mist 90 iud bis scollar bone
An Irish shoemaker lately advised cust'-
mer. when be comPlai1ei Of bis new boots be-
ing tight uo, o. put them on until be had
worn them day or two.
A French paper SAYS cot one American in
hundred has handsome chin. on course not
their time is devoted % the cultivation Of
cl,et
". suppose one of the little L7rnes win be
called Irruc'tc See 2--L0gigg Cop-t Jour
nal Yes boi there is not any little L0rue
yet Toronto Gc5e.
Iujica'ious point 90 the coolest winter on
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