Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1879-01-30
HUMOROUS.

, tains In West Virpinia maj. nm hi
u mind 10 b. married,
"But Won hav. not n nanny nruoor
strated hi, friends.
!. ~ bav. NV hands A man u..
> given two hands. on. n scratch fl,
himself IN. other for his WIFI - h,
said
Il On tb. asv ofabs w.ddi,c J,bpsoo
appsar.d in a Who'll. coat md t,nn..r.
butbarefoot.d.
I. "This ia hardly decent, said Nh.
CLERGYMAN. :" viii ssnd vou a nair n,
.boss -
"No ~ sa;d J,bpsop uWhs, no,
bnv shoe, ri waar ,h.m.-nn, h..
fore -
And bs s,ood nm IN ~. n.rr:.d NTH
, ont anv thougLt If his foot,
\ TIL. same sturdy airectn.s. show.a
itself in Lis futnrs oonrs. what hs bod
! not money IN nav for hs did w,,hont
, He hired hims.if IN a fsrmsr FIR n vars
work. With IN. Money h. sav.d h..
, bouvht counI. If .cras ~ ,;mhsr land
! and a nair of sb..n n,;lt h;m.slf !.
lint and wan, n work an nj. oround
Hjs sbs.n ;,cr.as.d. n. III. I'm. g.
=; Ao Dus". nio'e' .nen ~ so'o IN tne
-, 80 49, ~ NJ. oo
no., . "nu I.on.n H'',no' n. he'sh,
"'.' Wv. " .uin' '"'s'ns oA''is' anu
ea' Wv" "'''"''' W 'Hpof'u''h'a'
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"'o", ing "unu sn"'
"IP "'s"s ;" nm u'Ss'"s "'vus"'
49, .I"'S p.o";, 'suJ ; W ne n~u
s.I H.. 's ,s 80 o.os sao '1 nu ""'
"a. .ss'@ po.''n.'".' ~ N,o"
'ns ~ INV" 90 WV '"'0'' o'"'"'s VI
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.'ooA o,o .,. , from 'ne r'as'eIh mar
.,' 's' a ,ou. sn~. soAAo" e0'oe "o'o
s"' -n0 ~. on" ",S 'nu''on ,,e ssee'os'
WI 'ne .nea'' ne never ai'o"~' tneir
,rpu'"."'. w '""o Gnu " wiz.
,s 20 '.a' VIC mn" VINO 'h"''ie'
o"'.''" :" "'" "'''" '"'s' p'"'
pe ny. ..o .,.o,u.,
Ao ,so'y 20 %" "uu.ey .". ou''
"nu may p'n' 'n''"i lot t"e ho'ues
,:.: :. 40. $50. l''n uhv .io"" .ne
o' ."' ", Cp'"'"s '""'
'"'y '"uS' "'Sr'e i'' VAIN vi "o'k'
A su.pp L.wvrp C.rcur fair
.torv co,oss fam m. If mr. c,urts On.
of thos. shr.wd .harn and sarcss+ic
I,wyers ~ uat ,,,.. wbo ,,L. d.mnn
,,c.I inv and unm;s,.t,b,. mid, in
,vining w;tn... In n labrvn,I NJ
IuBcuI,;.. Ind no,.,.;n, com. tim.
a,n IN cross..Yam;n. ,.rtl.nan of
som. I'M. nro,nir.nr. Ths sharn
Iawvsr manag.d aft,r s,ms sk;,t,l mn.
nmny.r;no ,e an cnn,u.. tha s;,n.s.
flat IN. om,v answer H.. could ohts;n
IN Ma question w,s ~ don,t r.c,,,,.c, -
Wan m. Iawvs,h ma ,h;s answar 70
Turned % an, .oor.. or ,,n.., ~ Elm
I,;s rattan. ,.v. w,v ELL mo H.
+ - h.. .xc,.;n,.a viii ,u,.r .or,,,n,
I'd, yon .v.r r.,,..,h.r onv,bina,,,
81 do y Una th., r.,nons.
"Can Won carry vonr ,.morv h..t I
t,r ,w.r,v war. and tall ~. y .imal.
inr;d.n, H., h.n,.u.d ,hsnD, !
..y.. can ), r.,ur,.d w., u;,,.s, I
who had hv this Tim. r.o,in.d ann, !
uth,n .xc, ;m.d tho 1awv.r o,.sf,,. a
y ,nhh;n, III. hands - nr,h nja. t.na, y
:, ,hinr nvow ,his i, oor,o,;,a CO..
wnw 81. ,h,, :, III, ;,,.;d.,e, mh;,,, o
vom -.,n',uL'ar an w.I,,,,
..yv.u o;r Ir.n,.,,h.r Tho, ,w.n.r
years ago. "heh 20" "'r" aa"it'en 10 a
'h' OAR your ia'hor came 10 me 10 Dor
row th'r., as''ars 70 ouy you q SUIT o' t.
ciothes that you might make present s.
aDie appearance a. oohmehceht nt' ana .
nave y disthct rscollection that your
'ather never para the money back.
a Mi!~auNee newspaper p"oilshea 7
'tory aooh' dark haired g'fl ana
l'sht.haireu girl' r"om'mstes IN a
boarding SCHOOL, VII" dressed one morn
ing IN tho dark ana each o!alhed the n
'ther s"'toh IA WIN her own nan, :,
50 tha' 'h''r heaaa Al the breakfast ii
'ap'e iook"" IKE mniusei checker 4
boards. 1h' '''Fronapiiity OF the mar II
awe mas D"h iioteh ny several jour 8,
lalS' one o. "n,ch 'h.S exprsSsed us 9,
hcredulity: rms Is thr very hrst time u u
my mer" newspaper writer mas dared N
o suggest that compile OF young w"- III
men ever dressed Themselves IN the u .,
lark ana without the services OF mir ~
or ana II Is 10 pe hopm TINS ri'ieu' II
Gus KIND OF literature VIII be dlScoun- Y
enanoed at the outset (
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