The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1879-09-10
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
A warm matter-A hot akirmlah.
Furnished ohambers-A loaded re.

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Furnished ohambers-A loaded re-
volver. 5.oI
The man who married above his
station was a railroad conductor.
Is not a detective in the United
States coinage bureau a minrs spyl ?
The lady with a new bonnet never
likes to hear a clergyman pray for
rain.
The man who dreampt he dwelt in
marble halls woke up 70 ind that the
bedclothes had tumbled of.
Delicate health is a great blessing
to some people. Il always excuses
them from doing anything for any.
body.
Men talk about the idle wind. but
the wind is always busy. and like
the cheerful farmer. whistles AZ ia
work.
Oliver Wendell Holmes calls a kiss
aHsPing cOnsOnant. He should have
added also that it usually follows
a-voWel.
As 1t is the characteristic or great
wits TO say much ia a few words. ao
1t is that Of small wits 70 talk much
aad say little.
what is the difference between the
weather and the baby? One never
rains but it pOurs; the other never
pains but IL roars.
True worth. like The rose. viii
blush at its own sweetness" Goodi
Could never understand before wbv
our face was 80 red.
HE name was Wrath. and he AK.
ed his girl to marry him. Sue gave
him a soft answer, and a soft answer
turned away Wrath.
Its cool to-day" said a mother
TO her little son. Yes. its school
nve days out OF the week." replied
the embryonic paragraphist.
A Sunday school boy or Aiaysville.
KY, was asked by the superlntsn.
dent IL his father was a Christian.
"Yes. sir," he replied. 'but he is not
working at II much"
"You want a tlogging. that's what
you want" said a parent to an uu-
ruly son. 81 know il, dad. but I
will try to get along without It."
said the independent hopeful.
Halfway mp the hill.-Grandpapa
by George, must stop and blow
bit, Tommy" Tommy-"All right,
grandpapa I've got a stone 10 put
under your heel"
mo girl gets along well without
mother" says a moral exchange.
This may be true; bat hereabouts
girls work harder TO get mothers-ln.
law then they do 10 get mothers"
The man who bored the arst oil
we'll is still alive and residing at
Bethlehem, Pa. The man who bored
the 6rst editor, went 10 his grave
years ago, "unwept, unhonored, aud
unhung."
A Mobile paper describes a young
lady with hair "as black as a "a.
ven's." The ravens weren't wear
ing any hair to speak OF last sum-
mer, but we suppose the style has
changed this year.
The man who could net end words
enough to express his gratitude will
be pleased to hear that the new edi.
tion Of Webster's Dictionary. just
published, contains Eve thousand
new words.
The young man who salIies forth,
these soft summer nights, 10 inves.i-
gate the condition OF the moon, dis.
covers that the young woman OF the
period can invest a gate with a vast
amount Of charm.
A New York man stole bis Wifo's
wooden leg and pawned it for money
to buy whisky. Now she wants 3
divorce. but IL must be confessed
that her excuse FOR desiring a separa.
tion is q very lame one.
A henpecked husband said 10 ex.
tenuation Of his Wife's raid upon his
scalp; You see, she takes her own
hair OF 80 easily she doesn't know
how it hurts 10 have mine pulled
out."-KingstOn Freeman.
Sn old bachelor at q wedding feast
had the heartlessnoss 10 propose the
following toast; 'Marriage-Tho
gate through which The happy lover
leaves his enchanted region aud re-
turns TO earth"
An old maid had a cat and a cana.
ry. The cat died. She had him
stuffed and placed In the cage With
the canary, sayings II have put
the dear creature where he always
desired to be-"
One reason why southern negroes
have been rushing into Kansas is be-
cause some one sLarled the alory