The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-07-24
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Il hsa no tiins t. stus ihs ehictes
spatagiaes lap2ls5Y n Der bosf3ers.
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hoak wisl a worm o. i boz 700 joa't
seel he yasni astil you bite.
Philosophers say TIA. shsstisg The
syss naker The sense II hearing more
AGATE. wag says this accounts for
the mssy closed eyes that are seea 10
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Now ne sweii IN style arrsyed
gpes fuh 30 promenade. bat wilts
heath tbe iersof Of the sunbeam .
glance. and 90 De bic collars and his
i4cket And his pants
BhllIaus aad inpulsire people,
said = iectafcr on physiogbomy, have
black eyes. -. II they don't have en-
they ATE ~, % get 'em. Il they arc
too impulsise
Some oae ssked the master Of a
eoiorsi servant Why the latter always
vote a. irfepFosehable white cravAt
So AZ 70 know where his head begias
replied lbs master
The uame u a New Hampshire
school tcacher il May l. Cough The
Aifs California remarks that i is much
more common TO hear school teachers
addressed as May Gwout
That was hard fellow who went
10 be examined for teaching q school,
aud when asked bow be would govern
bis school replied should use moral
suAsion hfst. aud II that wouldn't do. !
would Try cgpiioi punishment.
Scene Hotel reading room. Gen
llemau ! beg your pardon, but where
10 bell have ! seed you before. sir 7
Gentlemao looking up from bis paper
Am sure can't tell What part OF
bell are you from, tlr \
AT recent performance In the
New Haven opera.hoUse, as number
Of students left their seats between the
acts. good lady was heard 10 observe
Amt il too bad those fellows have to
40 home aud 60 TO studying
Cannot something be done to pre-
vent young ladies' from being iusulted
on our streets at tighty asks Gincin-
bat paper. aud the Bristol Herald
aus scrs; There eau. just have the
girls mother tuck her ia her little bed
about o'clock 10 the evening and lock
The door on her
Among the names Of the many
base ballists who have secured fame
aud money by their achievements with.
Ia the diamond arena. we never have
yet seen The name OF the Prodigal Son,
Sc, the fact stares posterity in the
face that be was the FIRST man TO make
home run
a minister once told Wendell
Phillips that II his business in life was
to save the pegroes, be oughe TO 81
south where they were and do it,
That 10 worth thinking Of, replied Phil
lips aud what is your business 10 lifei
10 cave meu from He'll. replied the
minister Then 20 there and attend tc
your business said Mr.. Phillips.
"A young lady once married mar
by the name Of Dust against the wish
ot her rareu,s After a short time they
lived onhappily together, aud she re.
turned 20 her fathers house but he
teiosed % receive BET, saying DusI
thou art. aud unto Dust thou shalt re-
iurm .iud she got up aud busted.
~ school mistress 10 the counity
vas "a Ing down The names aud ages
Il bsf scholars ST The commencement
~ the term. when. coming IN turn 10 i
little ~hile headed boy, she asked him
We'll my lad, how old are you Ny
name aia't Lad. said he sharply ia
Joha Well. said the school mistress
what is the rect OF your namel Why
that's al the name I've got, Just John
Well. whats your ialbers name Oh
you beedn't put dads name down; be
isn't comm 10 school. Well, how old
are you ! Ain't old al al I'm young
Have you any object Of interest il
the sicinityl The tourist asked The
Burlington maa. ! have. eagerly re,
piled the other, but cant get at il Il
show il % you. It's a ninety days
eote and us down Ia the bank now,
dua~ing interest ike houe race or a
mustard plaster
Nothing surprises a youug man
mofe. sAys the New Orleans Picay une.
Than The shape u hts head as he sees il
ins he arst tine alter bis bead has
trcn cropped SiUse His ears appear
- e. osl II place. and there Is gen.
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