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Mninan's /" No"

The London Truth offered prize for the
best letter, the subject to be the refusal Of an
offer of marriage. The result was an inunda-
ton nearly filling the editors Office. Here
are samples, beginning with "Portia," who
took the prize:
Dear Mr.. --: | am very sorry; appre-
cae yo.. immensely, but ! cannot give the
r"skrt without The rem. P0RTTN
Sweet sounds ;lHt give mr delight and nlsrt
uul.- Tmh,Nj.
Dear MIR. Caiban; In declining the honor
OF an offer from You | am constrained to own,
in justice to my judgment, that | only refuse
such one because have accepted such another.
MIRANDA.
Friend ever, husband never. A. :. =.
No, thank you. SWEET PEA.
Dear Mr.; Take back your offer. |
cannot send a refusal to you, the friend so
value and esteem. LANARK.
No, dear; mother says | mustn't.
PooR Polly.
Dear Sir; In declining a proposal, which
trust you will believe | appreciate as the
highest compliment you could possibly have
paid me, | beg to assure you, IN all sincerity
that upon a review Of my own dement's it is
my belief that my refusal of your offer OF mar
riage IS the best and most unseltish return
can make you. Believe me, dear sir, yours
sincerely, PINK DOMINO.
My Dear Edwin; There is nothing in the
world value more than your friendship. You
suggest to me the adoption of "A course by
which | should most certainly lose It, How
cruel! how unkind! But the strength of my
regard makes me invulnerable to temptation
am too much your friend to marry you, and
such l hope always to remain. Ever your sin
cere friend ANGELINA.
Dear sir: You CHANGED to state accidental
ly in recent conversation that your digestion
was not good. This being the case, feel it
would be unwise for me to accept the proposal
you have just made, for amlability of temper
and chronic dyspepsia, as | know too well
from my dear fathers case, are utterly ncom-
patible one with the other A man with a bad
digestion can, alas! never make a good hus.
band. Yours alphabetically.
SARAH Action
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

During the session of a recent temperance
meeting in country town, one of the persons
who occupied the stage WAS an enthusiastic
deacon who frequently interrupted the speaker
by yelling, Thank heaven for that!n One
gentleman was called upon, who arose and
said:
Ladies and gentlemen, am heart and soul
IN the cause and | feel that 1t will be a great
benefit to the people of this place"
Thank heaven for that" yelled the deacon.
"But, ladies and gentlemen" he continued,
II am going to say that it will be impossible
for me to address you this evening"
Thank heaven for that said the absent.
minded man; and then the chairman took him
out Of doors and two men sat on him.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
aug23- 2lnos

lNINAII SF"I'TI EiNIl.Nr NoI1CE.-Es.
j TATE OF CHARLES II REED. pEC'D.-Noticc Is hereby
given all persons interested in said estate that the under
signed Administrator of the of said Charles H. Reed
deceased will appear before the County Court of the county
La Sale and of Illinois, NJ the County Court House in
Ottawa in said county on Monday the Goth day Of October
9 for the purpose of rendering account OF ms pro.
Ccedngs in the administration of said estate for the Hnal
settlement
Dated at Ottawa, this 9th day of September 1873.
HENRY j. REED,
ATTEST: i. ". STOCKsIEGER Administrator
Clerk County Court, La Sale Co., Ill. scpl3-iw
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
RlOod. Nearpo. Rood!

Whom ,ha editors of ,he Okolona state. apf
T on,ore Contj,oy rere introduced tho othe,
d,v ihev eoch took three stems backward and
for some MINUTES glared mon each other like
t.rco Nrmidian lions Tho OkoIonn hov,Io,
,os Nh, tirst tn tind words and said
,,Nhot,
And is,t thon,
Come then bastard
Iet me- have At thee
And nv tLe cods
That roost IN hicb OIvmnrs
IN cot vr nm
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BANGS, SHAW & EDWARDS,

L
I'ItITSrEf,'S; "a 10, Whereas Oscar H. nrc.-
err id by lS deed trust dated the sixth day OF June
A. d. 1875 and recorded in the Recorders office, IN Ia St
county, Illinois, in Book No. POO of Records NJ pages g. =
and convey the undersigned, in trust the premises
hereinafter CsCrbed 10 secure the payment OF one ctr
note for the Of $1,000 bearing date the th
day of November A. D. ls7l executed by said oscar b.
Wheeler Robert SCmrfonherger and COwcl, clark ~ Goa
and PAYABLE the order of John Smith, and bearing IN
tprpst At the rate of ten cent per Annum rom ls uHtc
and upon due AT the time Of The exc
cutio Of SAID trust SAID principal of 5000 ana
interest thereon az ten per cent per anhUh from inc sun
day of May 4 u. ISIS: j., .
And whereas said note reduced 10 Judgment IN The
Circuit Court said La Sale county in the sum OF sui %
9TH ay OF June 1873 and default has been maze
thereon; and whereas there claimed to ne due ana
unpaid upon said and Judgment thereon the sum OF
three thousand and fourteen dollars ana sixteen cents ana
interest thereon cent. per annuu rom sald sy
euth day of June ISIS ana application has been maze
the undersigned by tile legal holder of SAID note
deed in accordance with the provisions contained therth
Now therefore Thomas ". Shaw, trustee aforesaid
hereby give notice That IN pursuance OF such Application
and under the ana for the purposes expressed IN sd
deed Of trust viii on Friday, the twenty fourth day oil DC
tUhor T. iE1p ny O'Clock " of aid d1v. uNul sara
premises hereinafter described I'm the village of Hircht"r ~
sr' Ia sail" county. sci yt public auction. to tA, highest
bidder ,-l the premises cuuy"yC. by said deed 81 trust
md All right nth, hcurGf aud equity of redemption II
the said oscar g. Wheeler. his heirs assigns ncren
county La Sale state of Illinois and described as fol
lows, To Wit:
Lots Number eleven. fourteen ana he.n, all IN block
forty five, except the coal and other minerals be,
meath surface of said lots with the right 20 mine and re-
move the same.
Dated August 18th, A., u, 1873. . ~
aug23-2mos Trustee.
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New and Fourth Edition Of
Tales Of Ancient Greece .

ry the Rev &. " cox. VI. \, Trinity College, OK
i2mo Cloth Price. q a. extra gilt gilt edge, price -
half calf price 81.
t ought to he In the hands Of every scholar and OF OVER
school buy "-SdglTgIg herier, LOHdsn. 80
The book scholarly production ana NtiCput .-
hon 10 department u literature tAHt Is thus tr gnl't w
scantily furnished. '-Irlb.Hs.
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new BOOKS.
MADELEINE;

New Volume Of Tales from Foreign Tongues
story of French Love Translated from the French -.
tulrs SsuIcau by Francis Chariot Uniform with dtiin
rirs "Gralirla.' and Marie" Red line, fnl1 ei-
Price $50.
The Times says 1T We'll worthy Of rank with ne tr.
mrroriu- predecessors of the series OF Christmas FoA
The TJtbtpe tays. Maselmr' Is remarkable tor -
purity of thought aud dictiou, ~ the dyhc tcnatfh
whrG prryaes IT, and for ~. simple paihus Of Its ta
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

Said a Missouri preacher: "Thars pow
erful sight o. giggling back there in the cor.
ner and It's got to be stopped, or the the Lord
will delegate me to open the doors and throw
some one outr 1t was stopped.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

Some one asked Prince C. what the
great powers Of Europe were, He replied, as
only Frenchman could, and with the wits OF
Talleyrand, They are England, Germany
France, Russia and--women.'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

That's pretty jolly looking little woman,
considering she's in full mourningm "Natur-
ally naturally don't YOU see--she's in the
honeymoon of her widowhOod."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

An honest IIibernian, while gong along the
road, was thus addressed by Il friend: Hello,
Pat you've got on the wrong side Of your
stocking" II know that" says Pat; there's
a hole on the other side"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

\ At a funeral service IN Slawson last week,
the minister, in his remarks, was dwelling
upon the loss to the husband of the deceased,
when that worthy spoke up: Never mind
me. just throw your hctt on the CORPSE
Uo1ibulY NcrS.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

as there a letter here IN a scented envelope
for my wife" he asked the postmaster, while
the green fire from his eyes made the Office
look like a leaty forest YES, SIR answered
the p NJ, as he handed it out. The jealous
man tore it open at once when, 10 and behold I,
it was the millincr's bill for $50 The end
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

"Now, Mr. Robinson" said fair young
city visitor, won't Won show Us your water
melon orchard?" II haven't watermelon
tree on the place this year They were all win
ter-killcd;" and his questioner wondered why
he smiled so pleasantly when he answered.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

a young man wO went to the circus, and
stepped too near the monkeys cage, had his
arm seized and sayagcly jcrkcd by one OF
had he not sand, 1t was merely monkey
wrench" but, when they heard that, the IN
turatcd crowd threw him into the hons cage
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
A short History Of France;
FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.

BY Miss ;. KIRKLAND author 81 SIN l-ttis -.
and "Dpr's House keeping Just Puo'ssU'ul' I-"v-
pages. Price, tl5O
The author Of "sV LII" Cucss" needs no inroi1, 10
THIS nov book sparkling history uf sunny land vB,s
story for 90 ycars made expressly !vrs 'eStsoot
r,- me Young ila- of Republic. Il all hero "a she's
10 r1g,s Interesting narrative, and IL reads more Ike
romano. cupriyrd teach the gospel OF lASiu LttN
ts ,lat "a chronicle Of actual doGsS
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

Down in the Jersey swamp districts when
they read that the duty had been removed from
Quinne they gazed smiling INTO each others
eyes through tears of gladness, cordially cX-
tended their trembling dlglts and exclaimed
NShnl.nN
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

y country paper says that one minister in
the locality recently said to another; II came
veled, and made the brief but sage remark,
All" Then, seeing that further comment
was expected, he asked: "IIow was that? ?"
"Oh, had them halfsolcd :" replied his friend
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04

Look here, old boy, how can YOU sport that
awful hat" That hat sir' ! glory in it.
My wife says she won't be seen walking with
me so long AS wear it, and bigod, sir, cling
10 it with the affection Of n periwinkle for his
shell"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
GEORGE M, LELAND,

"
NJ y STEERS AIf..-Noticc Is hereby gwen tlat
vi by virtue of decree made and entered Of record by
the Circuit Court OF la Sale county state Of Illinois NJ the
June term OF said court D. 1879 in certain cause then
pending in said court the ChanCcy side thereof wherein
Mari f. Jordan, Mary Reed, Thomas Reed John Jordan.
Lucy Jordan Mary Bartlett and Nathaniel Bartlett were
compliments. and Ellen W. Jordan William JOrdan,
George Jordan, Matilda Jordan, Thomas C. Jordan, An
ma C. Jordan. Rcna VI. Jordan Herman NJ. Jordan,
John O. Richards, william Downton and T.. OConnell
We're defendants shall, on wednesday, the fifteenth
day of October d. 1873 AT the hour of two O'Clock
in the afternoon of said day, offer for sale. ut the
south door of the County Court House, in OTTAWA in
said county at public auction will sell to the high
est bidder the following described property being The same
ordered hy said decree 10 he sold that to say The north
half of the east half OF the northwest quarter OF section
twenyfour also the east half of the southwest quarter Of
section thirteen also the southeast
the west half of the southwest quarter OF section thirteen
which last named tract enclosed with the last previous
above described and forms part of the same farm
also the east half of lot number in the subdivision Of
the half Of section thirteen; all of said several tracts of
land being in township thrtyhrce north and range three
east OF the third principal meridian in the county of La
Sale and state of Illinois.
TERMS OF SALR.Thc whole purchase price TO be paid
he day Of sale. GEOGRE NJ. LELAND,
Dated Sept 18TH ls,g.lw Master In Chanccry
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Pm ruta-baga, and here's where plant
myself" said Il tramp, "a he entered IA farm
house near Frccport H., and seated himself
\at the table. I'VE alters Mlc ours." said the
karmrr> wife, and eouscd him with alishrul,-
full of boiling water.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
whats the matter, Alfred L?

On the river: whats the matter, Alfred ?
You look uneasy We'll, my wife, who is
fond of swimming, dived off the boat some
time ago, and has not yet come to the surface :;
l am afraid that something must have hap
pened to her" How long has she been I'M
der?" about two hours. "-French Ne1csp0-
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Pain cannot where II is used II Is the cheapest leI
cine mnde Five drops cover surface NJ large a. e
hand ono dose. cure, common Sore Throat one bottle
has cured bronchitis Fity cents worth has cured an od
Standing Cough positively cures taarrh, asthma ana
Croup Fifty cents worth has CureG trlcA III tt b-Ch
and the same quantity Lame Back Of eight years statlhR
II Curps Srcllcd Neck and all other Imnofs Rtuhhtsu
Neuralgia Contraction u the Muscles stun joints SPIN"
Difficulties and Pain and ~ any part, no matter
where IL may b, nor fro may arise, n a"ays
does YOU good Twenty-Five cents worth has cured bai
rs..s If Chronic ana Bloody DyscHtey. One tcaspppnu
cures Collie in fccn minutes II viii cure ANY case OF re.
that il possible Ia cure. SIX or 'gt Appcat"h AZ Wat
rauted 10 curr auy ENcuriatd Nipples naned
Breast For Bruises II applied often and bound up there
never the slightest dl~Cuorur =" the SKIN II stops Inc
main Of Burn applied, and il positive cure for
fhIIbains Frosted Feet Bo. Warts, COrHs, aud Wounds
o every utiun ON beast Price ~ cents ana
81 Trial size p cents. FOSTER. MlLBtRN CO, Sole
Prorrctors Buffalo, y. y; sold IN o't'"ay FOX itf.S
WbnIre.ip L,,rrs Chirogn nar!l-Cuw
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MOTTO 'f..-EsrATE of ANTON RECk. DECEASED -
y Noticc l. hereby gwen that the undersigned, Admin
straOr OF the estate of Anton RcCE. late or the county
of la Sale and Of illinois, deceased, VIII appear before
day. Of November S' NJ the County Court
House i'm OTTAWA In said county when AID where all per
sons hayn. cain, demands against said estate are not-
fed attend and present the same IN writing for ADJUST
ment. $500
JULIUS +. W. RECK.
sCn9u. S,y Administrator,
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OLD-TIME PICTURES
And Sheaves Of Rhyme.

by BENJAMIN +. TAYLOR. lGmo. Gilt side, plain edgrs
Price, $50. Gilt side and edges. SIS.
81 have spent many hours over your book
The O.TmC Pictures crowded with verbal rlie ist
and the Closing portiOn Of is sOuiusprin2 as ~,
voice of a trumpet m. j. &. Holland
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BETWEEN THE GATES.

by BENJAMIN F. TAYLOR, author of Songs of Yesterday
etc, etc Fifth Edition. Illustrated. also.
wit and Wisdom are mingled well to-
gcthcr and the result is book with which every reRuu7
will be charmed. II is Golden Gate. leading 20 man
hours of true intellectual enjoyment tea Hed.d
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
VIKING TALES of THE NORTH

The Sagas of Thornscin Vikings Son and Frdthof tas
Bold Translated from the lcclnndc by Prof L. b. An
ppRsoN Author Of Morse Mythology" Also stephens
translation of Tegners "Fridhiofs sagas" Complete il
one volume. l2mO Cloth, -.
..'rhia work. ~ n whole, will please anc
Instruct all classes of readers and especially those VIZ
wish 10 search out the antiquities of scandinavian 'eT
turc But every will be strnck with the maesty an
force of that old poetry of the north me ch"ch""
MN Hntk
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1879-10-04
ECHOES FROM MIST-LAND:
Or, The Nlbelungen Lay Revealed to Lovers o
Romance and Chiyalry.

nv AvnrE FoRFsrlRR. emo. ClOth. Price tLiN
..,rhi- il the, tiret American ed ition of thu
whole 'Nihelungcn Lied. and Is such deserves 70 D.
warmly welcomed" y The NGN0H
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II Cannot be.

have engaged Mr. RosENTIAI who is thorough German
dqqs and chemist He has charge of my prescription depart
men While every article that goes into my prescriptions
the pure best have done with the old per cent
profit and have down sugar prces have the sole
agency omans Remedies, for Ottawa; and tor ague ana
liver diseases the pads cure medicine These remedies
have thoroughly tested and experiment buy and
sell secondhand school books desire all to bear in mind that
don't give goods away but do sell at figures which will inter-
est all who want drugs and books.
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HOLCOMB'S TRANSLATION OF
TEGNER'S FRIDTHJOFS Saga

- y ~ one o,n peru-' this noble poem with
ont arising tpreirmn erh ottcr idea Of human hraT,rR
and better CoAceIs0n Of human love '-it@' ocsdn
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SONGS OF YESTERDAY.

BY BENJAMIN F. TAYLOR, authsr Of The World cK
on Wheels" etc. etc Beautifully Illustrated, with hano
somely ornamented cover. Fun gilt edges s..
:. For holiday prosecute nothing more at
tractive or heautl1u! be Ound'-BOstoH Common
treQih.
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NEW EDITIONS OF
Tales from Foreign Tongues

Fu srt red Inc tinted paper. uniform in style frts
q ~ per volume Comprising
MEMORIES: Story of German Love.
rom the German Of Nsx S13'r
a story of Italian Love.
From the French Of A. de Lamarfins
MARIE; A story OF Russian Love.
From the Russian Of Alex. Pushkia
NADtIEINE; A story of French Love.
IRON the French Of jules SA7ssehs
six Little Cooks -
Doras Housekeeping -
Mems Footsteps 80
,,,r rocks ,,hcee Readings ................... -
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Zegel.
B. F. LINCOLN,

MN AL. SfT'rI .f,NIH,NT NOTlCF..-Es.
Il TATE or RICHp = WArFgMNS. DECD,-NOtice is here
by given 10 all persons interested in said estate that the un.
lcslgncd Executor of the win and testament Of said
Richard : Waterman deceased. will appear before the
County Court Of the county of Ia Sale and state of illinois,
nj the County Court House. ottawa In said county, on
Monday I'm day Of November AID 1879 for the purpose
rendering uf his proceedings IN the admins
tration of said estate Tor the final settlement.
Dated at Ottawa, this ed day Of september lS'g ,,
CYRUS CARVER.
ATTEST: L. W SrpCKSlEGER Executor
Clerk County Court. La sale Co., III, scpt2'"iw
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MORSE MYTHOLOGY:
Or. The Religion Of Our Forefathers.

Containing all Myths of the Eddas carefully systen'
tilca and interpreted With an Introduction. NocabUaI2
and Index ny Il. Il. ANDERSON. Professor Of ScanGln~
Wan Languages. University OF Wisconsin. Volume
Crown svo, s2.j0.
No .uch account of the old -"rndinaTlau
Mythology has hitherto been given in the English .aB
gagc fun and eluctdatcs the subject IN AL points
view II contains abundant Illustrations IN ntcrh hnA
poctc translasons from the Eddas ana sasas - q.
lIrIIL. I'm
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THE PILOT AND HIS WIFE.

Morse Love Story. ny JONAS LIE lrhhsia'ea ny M
OLE Bull. 336 pages. Price, 1850
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ltterature, Etc.
THE WAVERLY DICTIONARY.

An alphabetical arrangement of all char in s7
Walter SCOTS Novels with descriptive analysis OF
character and Illustrative selections from the By
May Rogers. Cloth, 81
- E;xcellently arranged. Has a fun index,
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RACES OF THE
UNITED STATES.

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ORATORY AND ORATORS.

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40 pages. Price, Cloth, q.
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HANDBOOK OF FINANCE.

Nv ". l. F,wcRrr Sesond Edition. l2mo Cloth - ~
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cd from The best authorities. The HtHtn1 WONG.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-12-09
LATEST TELEPHONE STORY.

From the Louisville Courier Journal.
A proud grandmamma, who has only just
been promoted to the honors of that happy
relationship, is awakened in the dead of
night by the memorable bell. Mamma,
dear" comes to her the frightened voice Of
her beloved but inexperienced daughter.
II am sure baby has the Group. What shall
l do with itw Grandmamma replies that
she will call the family doctor, and be with
her anxious daughter in a moment. She
awakens the doctor and tells him the terri.
BILE news she has learned from her daughter.
He in his turn requests to be put in tele-
phonic communication with the too anxious
mamma. Gift the child to the telephone
and let me hear it cough" He commands.
The child is lifted and i, coughs. "That's
not the Group" he declares, and he declines
TO leave his house on such small matters.
He advises grandmamma also to stay in
bed !; and all anxiety Quoted, the trio settle
down happy for the night.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-12-09
ROUSE up

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