Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1879-11-08
OH louisiana Qapitolian.
OFFICIAL JOURNAL or rnE PARISH

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OFFICIAL JOURNAL on rnE PARISH |
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Sweeping conclusiODs.-the train Of u
lady's dress.
Everybody lafls ut q monkey, but no.
body respecks him.
The length of n ladies train should
never be under foot.
ellis profession! What IL his profess
sion" Madame, pedals music
negro struck by lightning finally
jumped up, saying, "Who fire dat gnn''
An Erie girl calls fellow who ~ men,
Der of the Michigan crew, her evenings
tar.
"Alost people neglect the eye" saysa
writer. Prizc-iighters don't. They always
20 right for II.
The latest London song is called: "My
Love She IL u Kitten" II would make "
splendid serenade for u small backyard
party.
The young man who wrote and asked
his girl TO accept "bucker Of flowers,
became little pale when she said she
wooden lCdrc IL.
"Beauty and booty" says n young
man, sis all right except when the
daughters beauty Is accompanied blythe
old gcntlcman's boptec."
The divorced husband Of Mrs. scott
siddcns wasn't exactly u great big brute,
according to reports, but all he lacked
was another pair Of legs.
The Emperor William salutes his SOL
ders with: Good morning, my chill
drcn," and they chnckle and grin, and
tickle, but don't reply "lIcllo dad"
A Paris urcIin recently tossed light
cd cigarette into cask ofpetrolcum and
then put hiS eyes to the bunghole to
watch the effect 1t was his last expert
mcnt.
Out in Iowa, after u man has had FIVE
or six family fights and lost leg in n
threshing machine, he IL counted worthy
to be called "Judgc' around the grocery
stores.
1hcyoung lady who comes ont Of her
bouioir 40 sleek md cool and fresh and
pink and white and sparkling, thinks
she is mighty nice, and the joke Of It Is,
SHE Is right.
"IIavc not my son" said m indul-
gent father, given you every ndyantagcf
80 yes, but couldn't think of taking
advantage of you, father" replied the
young scapcgracc.
A Chicago editor who has had three
fclona on his hand says he would rather
have broken leg than fourth one,
This isn't world wherein u man can
select Just what he wants.
A Methodist preacher ut Oconto, Wis
consin, notified his congregation official
ly that until they paid him enough of his
past due services, to buy o suit OF clothes
he would preach to them no more,
Kangaroo-likc the independents have
Jumped clean over the Democratic party,
and are shaking hands with the radicals
across the bloody chasm. II 1t reconcile
ntion or simply hurdle race for office
The independents won't vote for Beat
tie, but if ''long John" can give him that
old fifteen hundred majority, they'll SEE
il all counted, provided their names are
swung to The tail of each one OF the
tickets.
GLOW to tell lady" is described in Il
fashion exchange. But, pshaw! they
can't tell people anything on that sub
jcct. Just take hold of her head, slip you'
arm around her waist, and tell her IN
whisper That's the correct way.
Language of the Nose: Lightly strik
ing it with the right forciingcr--l love
You. Blowing it--Kecp away from me
or III hollcr Turning 1t up can''
help it; it grew that way. Wringing il
with thumb and hngcr-My heart il
broken, and T'bc got u code i'll by ed.
The man who was arrested for filling
gold coins and passing them ut their lace
value asked and hoped for pardon. Sail
he, Wsn't this u clear case OF clipped to'
many, chw He was pardoncd for his iirs
of,cnsc, but for his atrocious pun wa'
killed on the spot.
The hest burglar alarm is to have
manageable young lady in the house
When the burglar comes along that wa,
he sees u dim light in the parlor; an'
he's human. He wouldn't disturb thu
sentimental symphony that's going ol
within It's boOty--not bcauty--tha
he's after. y
SIS there n letter here in n scented Ell
lopc tor my witc'' he asked of the post
master, while the green fire from hiseyc
fairly litth office like u leafy forest
eyes sir" answered the postmastcrhand
ing it out. The jealous man. tore it opcl
ut once, when 10 and behold it was TIN
a millincr's hill for fifty dollars. No sue