The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-09-09
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Workinesi iil,yeiil minel. as8
'sSee Narles and die. ',sHow about Mem
phis? No.
a printeis standing is established by his
settihy.
When Is assnan obliged to keep his wordY
When no one witl take it.
Some men never see joke. 1t caroms on
their intellect.-N. y. MuN.
Mr.. Sprague's gun did not hurt anybody,
br' it broke down boom.
a dying bequesl is almost dead give away.
PHILADELPHIA Chronicle-He
The rock OH which families are established
is rock the cradle.--N. q. PicuyUne.
People call you deer when they would
tawn upon you.-BostOn Iran8cTipt.
IA 1t is a noticeable fact that every man who
fhaS seen the sea-serpent states that its head is
ethe size Of q bhes cAsk,
~ We like a man with lots of temper, 1t is
the man who gets out OF temper that We don't
like - Boston Post.
The great trouble with professional! ball
clubs is to fi'd pitcher that will hold water
-only.-Nea, Horea Register.
II have love-lcttcr,'' said the servant girl
TO her mistress. "Wili ye rade it to me?
And here is sonie cotton wud ye stuff i'll yer
cars who!le yc rade 1t :?
The Texas Jisaplecuie and Scdalla BdzoO
have been followed by the Duioint Okeeteefa-
okesan and Waycross ObserUer. and some
body ought TO start the lazoo Iuho0.
A recent picnic was turned into a hollow
mockery by every fellow remembering to
bring a corkscrew and depending on some
h0dy else to furnish the bottle.--DeS M0ines
Register.
An <sSfi mt vii Entr
asked for Il subscription toward repairing the
fence Of the graveyard, declined, saying, 81
subscribed toward inpfovin' that huryin'
ground nigh unto forty year ago, and my
family haint had no benefit from it yet.''
81 iStoughton, though heavy drinker, was
ii kind husband and father; but 81 is dead
now. Shortly after that sad event the widow
was visited by Spiritualistic friend, who
had come to tell the bereaved one that she
had seen his spirit. She was sure it was he.
''Oh, no, it is inposslble,' sighed the widow,
sadly; sit wasn't Sis spirit; he didn't leave
any"
The duke Of Ossoni, vice king OF Naples,
on his birthday Went OH the ga'!eys for the
purpose OF freeing one Of the prisoners.
Every one of them. OH being questioned. de-
clared his innocence, aud that he had been
wronstully conleinned. On" single man
said: IL think i did not get ali the punish
inent deserved 81 nCtain that ScOll lnurel,' -
saih the duke, ''and drive him away. He
nigh. pervert all these honest people.
In the Kitchen: s3osalle, this gotta, out
necessarily can not have; next Sunday you
must stay at home all day
''But, madam, have promised my alE; to
spend the afternoon with her."
BABY. interchangeable let hcr go mamma
her aunt has been made Il sergeant. and has
got new coat with stripes on it. and Il great
long sword"
A Bonaparts.. dressed il. full mourning,
insets Of his friends "f the s;mc political
4 faith:
"Wi.at!" eAcl:i,ns the first Eonapartist i''
3 surprise. ''you have 10 Grape OIL yunr hat"
''l wOuid like to pat SOME on Tor til"
4 PRINCE The friend replied, 'b.. th. fact is
q nav" los; my motl'er-in-aw this week and il
y wore grapes "a good many people would thiEi'
Il was rourl'r. fof iri
Whats the difference. asked d, Ii,,.r.l,,
81 Young officer .f IA Roman Catholic arch
81 bishop, ''he.wrcn an ass and an archhisl op :
q DO you give it up: Beca,,s, o',e /, crossed
81 IN his back, and the other nn his breast.
n "Ah, said the archbishop, .Nrrv good And
n pray he added, "wllat's the difference be-
81 tweel. AN ass and a Iouiiy officer. such ,oI
81 instance rs youf>sifo An ass AMI 4 you g
n 'aiccr? "Neil, really, | yaitl s"e. "
'Neithei,' said the arch.shnp, ''cnn l."
II The woman who doesn't scr.1tH whom a
n ;andl" bug crawls down her back il one who
a i:er N life cain spank baby till 1t thinks the
sav "fjudgmenf has arrived, then =, smiling
@ 10 the parlor and receive her friends with an