The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1879-01-24
GUHBEALIS.

Josh Billings saws - y 0u can't
change date by cussiH- after IN
edition has been woghot oI."
An Iowa ,i ness admired beng
7runE rs l.ra, but do-lcd bc-ls
drunk as a 1idd4c-.
4 New Jersey woman sleeps with
her feet ont Of .ci. SO fi.t- the cod
air mas awaken Lcr Il Il burglar OpC-J
the WIN. ,Ow.
Fresh. ~ won lor whv my mus
tache doesu' Z grow under my nose -
we'll as itt the corners Of my mouth %
Soph.--'' Too much shade" (CriC5 OF
ClOre)
Mother" Charlotte. how % you
Ike your new tea cher = Charlotte
oh. she's a splendid toacu..r S1e
don't care whether we know cur les
sOns or not
A fashion note ev9lains that black
stOckia 5 are worn by ladies in mourn
ing The man vino secs a wumtn II
Llack stockings can't help feeling
glad that her friends are deIl.
TIE way they weigh ho.s IN Kansas
is as follows - Inev frs tie the H,.s
to one end Of ra.l, balance the rail
on Il fence With rocks tied 30 tGe other
end, and then g4,as how much tie
rocks weigh.
l Chicago photographer has invens-
ed a Wy oT making q larce mouth
dlmllc up and look strawberry
fed. and mes h-.i 20 order three new
cameras, AMI buy tween y-lOur more
chairs.
At welding recently. when the
clergyman asked tiir lady, Wilt
thou have this man TO Ee thy welded
husband = she, with moi-sty wLicl
lent her beauty and aia..Io.:a. grace,
replied, II you please.
4 man tanned u dog that somebody
sent him until the dacile crcrturs
would eat Of mis- hand At least ID
nte OF about three quarters of lis
thumb. bat died Of concuSsiru Of tie
brain before L coUli finish the hand.
Brooklyn is not as wicked as NV
York, uoT HS wise aS BJsIpI. nor as
stupid as ItiIli-ll .hig, bIt 10 gives
its closet skeletons more fresh uirth;-l
any other city ID the world 4 =
change.
Josh Billings says. -" There j. one
thing about "a bcu tuat looks like wis
dom they dom Elclil- much till they
have laIl their eEEs. sum phoils are
HlWaS a Dragging and "a csicGllNE what
they are going t-W Do beforehand" "
Il speaking of "a clerical friend who
possesses very rUriruut caUnte-
nance som one said. the other day:
" don't t..illk Ee drinks, il fact, 7
kho| me Iy - it"t, I't H. jolI ne so;
80 - ~ Ly'''.i..is sl,+'l'9 Al Dc1 Win
80 ''1- 80 -''-
How much arc we paving that
salesman ?" asked the senior of his
Junior raI:uer. " Fifteen IlI.s ed
dollars q year, sir vas the ref l.
" All, Yes. fifteen hundred hadn't We
i'.t -, le., a. q il,.l,er 81 economy take
I'm i--'o ,-'' '>''e''- il
An engineer on the Western North
Carolina Railroad shouted TO d crowd
OF rustics who had G;,thtTei 10 see
the first train of ears COME in, d" Put
down your umbrellas. EOu ll scare
the. engine OF the track. The um-
Grandmother-'l lou CI-ht to DO
ashamed OF yerscif, Matilda Ann. -
sat without 4 Lelr when .he loOd
clergyman WIS talking .lat bean. ilul,
and every .ur else was d s-oouiL SOD
Aatlll0 - " ~. L5Y cau!l I cry
when hatL't I got po-kcl 'iIodKcr-
-
y hat % vIu mean -lu little ras-
cal - exclaimed Ill Individual 10 an
impUlCuj youth who had seized him
BY the nose ON the street. oh. no.
thing only J am going out t. seek
INV fortune aGf my flt4icr ioll me to
seize hold Of jlc fist th.1s, that turn
ed W.
III nc - ~ = eoo1S
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6,-...,-t iii': ''i. ioS 10
- 80 I't,'7- i'i''N.' .'-i1 -.
- 80 il'. '.. - 80 80 ~ tils
~ " c''.- Hui'iie' H'.'i7' ms H.st
! 1--.l -,l Ht.-1 ,-S A"N az 1el'-oS.
--o'''' ny .'--.-"''
The cuu.'rv sbr.,L>cge- said -
"Eg-e, ny friend. tt,s,. Eslts 5f lur-
ter I bought OF vou list week all
proved ta b.. iust thrre ounces short
% 9 o,..-.. n. :. N, i-i!i-ei !li'o-
~ ".-7"-i :" u t'A NE
. no" .i-.. e,;''o . lJt u-,l one @.
I01- i'0"'--' E--' % 7''--i- ~ q Hel-l-e.
An old farmer in T(frir.,rI county.
y &. went ID = horse tanners sxuiUi-
tion the, other 8.v Ven ar went
home be-. :h..u--Il+ he v-putl l~p9l; his
fyvc-yea~-lIl cola =, h- ,,lf 10
straI1s on him All! t..-.,,- him. i5uI the
colt lrIl on toy and broke the oll