The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-06-26

/ IT 10 easy enough 10 FSlSmOeI tutHB9
which you ate trying to forget.
EARLY to bed and earIy 70 rise enable
q fellow to keep the chickens out OF the
garden.
ANGER when it is leng in coming, is
the stronger when it comes and she
longer kept.
IP you would be satisfied to do what
| you can do rather than what you want
to do you would be happier.
A MAN with no arms and bald head
isn't calculated to find contentment in
| fly country.
EVERY msn is 3 good pilot in a smooth
sea, but when the wind blows then we
find out who knows the most.
IF you wish to be as happy as 8 king
| look st those who haven't as much as
you, not at those who have more.
SPRING poetry may be worked over for
summer, and it will do very well, pro-
vided little more warmth is thrown
into it.-CPicayune.
PHOTOGRAPHER (about 10 remove the
screen from the csmeral: GAR ready
| That is very good but couldn't you
ah-put little intelligence into your
eyes7"
I
of the refrain. Being asked in Sunday
school, what was the meaning of ''Selsh,"
he replied that it was ancient Ior Who's,
Emma"
QUACK: $50 you prefer my medicines
to those of DIR. Pilsburyf" Mrs. Multi
gan: ''Och, indade, docther dear; ye' er
8 deal betther than the other ould
'umbug."
ONE of the greatest feats of womsn's
endurance is when the female with 9
diamond ring wipes her mouth 5000
times in 1900 quarter hours without the
least fatigue.
WHEN the contribution bUx passes up
the aisle the man who hasn't anything
less than a dollar in his pocket finds the
deacon such a homely man he can not
dare to look at him.
SOMETIMES the best horSe wins, and
sometimes be doesn't. These things are
Usually fixed up without the horse haV~
ing word to say about it.
"BAPrIsTE, you have not brushed
this furniture this mOrniDgf" Bsptiste,
with a slightly ironical smile; Madame
ought to be able TO see that it Il not to-
days dust-it's too thick"
ALWAYS helu those who are able 20
heip themselves Lightning can reach
the earth without any assistance ana
vet men put up lightning rods for 'Sht-
ming to slide down On.-I IPicayune.
THE unblushing assurance thst Iesds
the hen of twenty summers to enter the
market as q young chicken compels the
belief that nothing but tie inexOrshle
difficulties attending tn exploit pre-.
vents her from appearing IN the guise OF
a fresh laid egg.-[ Boston Transcript.
GRANDMA perceives her hopeful
grandson at the window. with watering
pot, spTinkling the heads OF the passers-
by below. Child alive, what are you
doing ?" exclaims the old lady I'm
playing God, grandma, snd now I'm
making it rain"
THE tender dandelion now attrscts the
eve OF the housewife, and she sallies forth
with case-kniie in One hand, basket
in the other, and behold the result
Boiled bitterness for dinner, and vines
gar. ike expression on her countenance
for the rest Of the day.
1t is not often that = soft answer turns
away wrath, after all. BE wanted TO
appear modest, far more modest than he
really was and so when she shyly asked,
What are you 7' he answered with 3
sigh, al am nothing" Then her wO-
man wit rose right up, and she ssid IN
gentle tones, Then, sir, 1 suppose that
must be next to nothing.
AS an illustration of the cosmopolitan
Character of San Francisco, an English
traveller lately visiting there whites: Il
had my boots backed by an African, my
chin shaved by a European, and my bed
made by an Asiatic; Frenchwan cooked
my dinner, an Euglishman showed me
my seat, an Irishman changed my plate,
a Chinaman washed my table napkin and
German handed me my bill"