The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-04-24
MULTUM IN PARvO.
A rooTHAcHE is a grinderpest.

A ToorHAcHE is a grinderpest.
A KEEP-CLEAN society has been or.
ganized in New Orleans.
NEARLY 10000 prizes in the great
Paris lottery still remain unclaimed.
CHIMNEY sweeping must be a good
business; it scots everybody who tries
Is.
AN old gentleman remarks that when
you want to XII you must work like
forty.
A Boston merchant recently received
IN order for "some of old Browns
Windsor soap"
THE good man is the only one who
can be Indifferent to a SANDER; the bad
man must needs chase it and try to
head it of.
SITTING BULLS medicine man is about
to issue q little pamphlet on the
Treatment of the Scalp" -Burling.
ton Haa0k-Eye.
THE Oglethorpe (Ga.) Echo says;
ga mulatto woman taught school in
this county last year, one side of whose
hair was snOw-white, while the other
was black"
PUTTING and blowing are often con.
sidered as synonymous terms; but you
will discover difference between them
if you blow up the man who expects
you to puff him up.
THE best authorities tell us that q
healthy man should eat but twice q
day. A luncheon at noon is ingrati-
tude toward breakfast and a premedi.
tated insult to the dinner.
In street-car. Lady in shabby dress
to animated tailor's model standing in
front of her: evil you please ring The
bell, STRIP Pawdon, madam, I'm moi
the conductaw-ah." "Indeed? What
are your" He gives it up.-Puck.
IT is said of Sir Isaac Newton's
nephew, who was a clergyman, that he
always refused marriage fee, saving,
in tone of pleasantly, eco your way,
poor children, l have done you mis-
chief enough already without taking
your money"
"THE sentence of the Court is" said
a popular Irish Magistrate named Por-
ter, to notorious drunkard, "that
you be confined in Jail for the longest
period the law allows; and hope you
will spend your time in cursing wills.
KY" 81 will, sir; and Porter too"
"THINGs," quoted David, in poeti-
cal mood, care not what they SEEM -
"Of course not" commented Sadie,
"the sewiDg-machine seams. but every
body knows the machine isn't the shirt
it seams" And then nobody said any
thing for a long time, and David made
some remark about people who couldn't
appreciate sentiment. - B1rli,sgton
Hawk-Eye.
He was a venerable and agricultural
looking man, attired in the latest New
Jersey fashion, and he stood on a
street corner near Washington Market.
Holding up his left hand, and gazing
retiectively upon three pieces of string
tied around an equal number of fingers,
he soliloquized: "That's to remind
me-get a spool of cotton; t'other
means don't forget the calico. But,
what in thunder's this one for? All,
by gum! that's don't get drunk again. -
IN. Y. Commercial Aduertiser.
A COUNTERFEIT fifty-dollar bill on
the National Bank of Commerce in
New York has just come to light, ard
one of them is in possession of the
Secret-Service detective. The bill is
evidently made from plates used by
Ullrich, Cole and others in their great
counterfeits on the Central National
Bank, the Tradesmen's Bank, the
Broadway National Bank and other
banks. The words "Bank of Com
merce inn appear to be printed in the
counterfeit with printers ink, the title
of the other banks being removed by
acids to make room for the insertion.
The manner of distinguishing the coun-
terfeit is that attached to it are the sig-
natures "F. A. Palmer, President, .
81. L. Everett, Cashier"
A YOUNG lady in Sandusky can prob
ably boast of the largest feet in the
world. A Detroit gentleman, who was
in a shee-store in that city when the
lady left an order for pair of shoes,
brought back "chart' of the foot
which was taken to secure proper lasts.
The young lady is seventeen years of
age, is four and one-half feet high, and
weighs 10 pounds. There is nothing
remarkable about her except her feet,
an idea of the immensely of which may
be obtained by the following actual
measurement: Length, seventeen
inches; size around the heel, twenty
two inches; around the instep, eighteen
and one-half inches; around the ball of
the foot, nineteen inches; around the
smallest part of the ankle, sixteen and
one-half inches. The feet are not I'M
symmetrical, and the only discomfort
the lady experiences is from the muscu-
lar exertion required to carry them
around.-Detr0it Free Press.
Our best scholars tell us that the
language of ancient Greece was unsur-
passed for its richness and variety of
expression. Well, then, when an an
cient Greek wanted to borrow five dol
lars of his classic neighbor he either had
to ask him:
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