The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-06-25
no negroes after the religious services were
over.-Virg1nia City (Nev.) Chronicle.

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ovsr.-yirglnia City New Chronicle.
When the world comes to an end it will
not go round any more.-Monteith's Geog-
raphy.
do you call that veal outlet, waiter?"
said customer; why, 1t is an insult 70
every true calf in the country" Il didn't
mean to insult you, sir" said the waiter.
| A Hardly Ever temperance society has
beep formed down East. When member
is asked If he drinks he says, Hardly ever,
but If do, it is about this time of day."
A religious weekly tells ''what five cents
will do" We have been told that 1t would
purchase glass of-of-a glass ot-of beer,
we believe 1t is called-but this must be an
error.
! ssMy Souls at the Gate" is the title of a
| new piece of music He had better be care
| full, or he may find the old mans soul at the
gate, too, some of these fine evenings.-The
| Nation.
do you think" asked Mrs. Pepper, that
temper is a bad thing in woman Ger
tainly not ma am," replied gallant philo-
sopher; tits a good thing, and she ought
never to lose it"
One night. at a country theater, Mrs. Sid
dous was '.taking the poison in the last act
of some gloomy tragedy, when ooor IN
the gallery called out, "Thats night,
Molly; soop it oop, ma lass"
"Why didn't you put on a clean collar
before you left homer" called out an imper-
tinent young fop to an omnibus driver.
"Cause your mother hadn't sent home my
washing" was the e4tinguishing reply.
'Poor fellow! he died in poverty" said a
man of a person lately deceased. THAT ism
anythlDgn' exclaimed seedy bystander.
"DyiDg in poverty is no hardship: it's living
| IN hat no thnm hacr6Wa
fellow"
Tennyson's early poem, 1.-THE Lovers
Tale contains about 100 lines. A
pretty long tale to pour into her ear, and he
must have gone to see her at least three
nights a week for year. When he left al
a. m. Monday, he would tie astring around
her finger SO she would remember where he
left off.
London Mayfair saws: "Miss Nelson. who
has hitherto received in England only the
ordinary attention which is due to q good
the season, vice Mrs. Langtry, snuffed out
People will go to the Adelphi to see f15, 0OC
worth OF diamonds who would not go there
to see Julia"
The other day the widow Oliver was read
| ing about some man who saw the sea per-
pent Blessed Virgin" she exclaimed
shuddering, how can men lie so?" And
| JIM Anu6ISOu, WHO udu JUST ulOpPcQ Ill
said that he and Mrs. jerks had just been
talking about it, and they thought the same
thing.-The Nation.
In the grand swearing match between the
Spofford and Kellogg witnesses the kellogg
negroes were 20 rounds and IL laps ahead o.
Spofford's, and there were several yet to bt
heard. Spofford has probably got the mosi
witnesses with the best bottom, but Kellogg.
are much the best swearers and show gooC
| Up oh or1 (Va SrafQ
No one familiar with the story of Judg,
Packers life can fail to be touched by the al
fusion to his wife, who shared both poverty
and prosperity with him-that she is tt
have whatever she wishes out of his grea
estate, and that all of his determination
respecting the distribution of his propert,
are subject to this provision of the will.
We advise our girls not to marry into th,
royal family of England. No right-mindet
American princess could bear to be squatted
down at the foot of the table, while the sis
tiers and the cousins and the sunts of the ril
family got the first grab at the pickles. Leo
pold is in the market; fiirt with him if yoI
please, girls, but do not permit him to tall
business.
A few days since a party of gentlemen
were together. One man, joker, stepped
up to a member of the party, and holding
long hair before his eyes, said, "See here
|
did this long hair come from?" why, that
from my wife's headl' Are you sure o
itg' Sure of it? Course am. You dom
suppose you would find any other woman
hair about me, do your mo, probabl,
not; but am sorry you are SO sure it's you
wife's hair, for just picked it off the Goa
of this gentleman" pointing to frien'
near by.
Americans have the reputation of bein
the champion slang originators of the Eng
, disappearing world, and they undoubtedl.
do set goodly portion of these plthy, Blu
inelegant, expressions afoat. The paternit
, of some slangy terms, however, is aristo
, cratic in the last degree. In one conspicu
, Gus instance, at least, an ornament of tn
queens bench was guilty of trIfling wit
, the queens English in a way which ha
made the irregularity fixture in the ian
guage. In 1908 Lord Chancellor Eldon, Il
the case of Lord Bray brook against Inskir
/ said, in reference to certain testimony
3 that is too thin
Judicial Sympathy.