Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-05-16
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A woman is never too busy to step in nes
le door to see how . new carpet looks.
Within the past year eight Mormon girl
have married colored men in Salt Lake.
! The taste for pottery decoration has reach
ed Cincinnati. There the girls paint rose
on the bowls Of their mothers' clay pipes.
When two Bridgets get out on their res
4 pective front stoops early. in the morninI
. there is scrub race, and she wins VIII
I stoops to conquer.
We should choose for . wife only tn
j, woman We would choose for . friend, wer'
8 she . man.-JogARzk
A-Ko@an with fair opportunities and
without an absolute hump, may marry whom
she likes.-Thackeray.
Senator Conkling's daughter married q
superintendent Of q railroad, yet he 10 not
happy. He ought to be thankful hat she
didn't marry the superintendent Of a span
of horses and carriage.
The girl who will almost cry If she hap
pens to let a drop of ink fall on . letter, is
never nut out in the least when she 10 told
that she has spelled disappointment with
one p.
When lovely woman has . pimple,
In awful dread its come to stay,
She does not try specific simple
She pricks it till its worn away.
A lady at Wilmington, O., has engaged to
hold her tongue ten minutes in each quarter
Of an hour for l,113 consecutive quarter
hours, on q wager Of a $40 spring bonnet.
Philadelphia Chronicle: "Wife murder
is becoming 80 common that q woman about
to we'd should make her husband sign an
agreement, stating how many years he in
tends allowing her to live"
A Cazenovia correspondent writes that a
young man took q young woman from .
party for a sleigh-ride home, and drove .
before he found out he had got the
wrong girl.-Rochester Democrat.
For it is an understood thing that what
ever character Cesar himself may bear,
there must be no possibility of suspicion
with regard to Cesar's wife.-Braddon.
Wheeling Sunday Leader: GA female
member of a church choir tried to shoe a
hen over a high stone wall in North Wheel.
ing yesterday, and the people for four blocks
around turned out, thinking that a circus
steam calliope was out on parade"
The Gazette des Fenmes gives a list of
French who have obtained academic
cal degrees. There are five doctors of medi-
cine, three licentiates, and twenty bachelors
of letters. These degrees have been con.
ferred since 1866.
A Fair Haven lass, with visions Of a bridal
trousseau before her eyes, has recently given
the gentleman who is paying his addresses
to her a gentle hint, by presenting, to him a
neatly worked card upon which is inscribed,
81 need thee every hour."-Boston Herald.
You cannot think that the buckling on Of
the knights armor by his lady's hand was
a mere caprice OF romantic fashion. 1t is
the type Of an eternal truth-that the souls
armor is never well set to the heart, unless
. romans hand has braced it and it is only
when she has braced it loosely that the honor
of manhood fails.-Ruskin.
A pretty girl tout vest told her beau that
she was a mind reader. "You don't say
SOP he exclaimed. "Can you read what's
in my mind%' eyes," said she; "you have
it in your mind to ask me to be your wife,
but you are just a little scared at the idea"
Their wedding cards are out.
Boston Transcript: "Angelinaw," said
Augustus eagerly, "Ive made aw conun-
dwun. It's veal nice too. What did Jonah
find to wide on when he was thrown ovaw.
board ?? Angelina: ooh, Gussv Why,
he-tell me darling" Augustus: che
went by the wall way. Amt that awfully
jawly, Angelinaw Took me two hours to
do it; pom honaw."