The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1879-10-08
NAsBY.
MR.. NAsBY GIVES PLAIN DIRECTIONS
FOR CONDUCTING JOINT DISCUSSIONS
IN THE SOUTH DURING TUE NEXT
CAMPAIGN, WITH OTHER HINTS
CoNPEDERATE Y RoADs,
Which is in the state nv Kentucky. J

CoNFEDERATE Y ROADS,
Which is 10 the state nv Kentucky. ]
september %, 1879
The next election is likely to be egg
stremely eggscitin, aud there shood
be in the South a unity Nv ackshen
and uniformity Nv means to be
yoosed, that our success NAV be as
shoored. We mus hev Solid South
that the votes NV the States now
groanin under Federal deepotism
may be throwed for o candidate
which will recognize the fact that the
South hez rites, and is ready to main
tain em.
In all jint discussions il the South
ern States these rools shood be ub-
served:
l. When o radikel shows a desire
to discuss, the rifle shood never be
yoosed. The revolver is better, tor
there are six loads in navy. and the
second may accomplish what the
| first failed to do. But the shotgun
is the proper weepin, for shot scat
ters, aud no matter how shaky q
sbivelry's hand may be, the tother
discusser can't get cut Nv range nv
charge nv shot.
2. Never depen upon siDgle-bar-
relied gun. 1t may take two charges
to finish obnoxious diseusser.
3. Alluz yoose The old-fashioned
muzzle-loader The cartridges that
yoo hev to yoose with the breech-
loader are loaded with small shot,
which won't alluz do. And, besides,
the breech-loader is Y Yankee weepin,
and no treo Southerner will yoose
anything nv Yankee make, onless be
kin git il on credit.
A. Load with heavy charge Nv
buck-shot, and alluz put in two or
three slugs. Slugs IL more conyinc-
in than buck-shot, ez they trar big
ger hole.
5. Alluz aim at the button on the
back NV the coat. The charge then
penetrates the kidneys and liver, and
the disturber dies on the spot. 1t is
crooelty to prolong their sufferins.
6. Be keorful to observe the law
The moment the disturber quits kick
in, go afore the nearest Justice Uv
the Peace and deliver yoorself up.
He will immejitly admit 700 to bail,
and the infamous charge that the
Southern citizen is DOT law-abiding
will be disproved.
I. Free speech is the bulwsrk nv
our eivilizashen and everybody must
enjoy it, but ez disturbers can't be al
lowed, let it be understood that only
Dimekrats kin enjoy that privilege
Meetins nv Radikels bein incepjsry,
must be sternly suppressed.
8. A speaker shood never be shot
while IN the stand Lay for him
when ne hez got through. 1t viii be
found that after few Nv EN- bev bin
silenced, none will veaeher on il.
8 Niger meeting-houScs and
Sunday-skools cannot be permitted
ez they are the hot-beds nv radikel-
ism. One Methodist preacher viii
Offset the good work Nv dozen gro
series.
10. Postmasters sbood see TO it
that 70 Rsdikel papers are permitted
to be cirkelatid. Noosepapers is a
noosance, and eff the Radibsls are
preventid from takin EN-, they will
be entirely suppressed in our seek
shun, ez the troo Dimekret don't take
to EN- at all. The less noosepspers
the better the Dimekrat.
There are other things that mite
be recommended, but ef these ez fol-
lowed out there is no doubt Nv a
glorious Dimekatik victory next
year. With Tilden's barl il the
North and the shotgun in the South,
we kin elect the next President
May the Lord favor as.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
Dimekratic Organizer.