The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-06-28
SUNBEAMS.

Cold steal Hooking lump of ice.
Absolutely false-A set of artificial toeth.
The laborer is worthy of his excelsior
Actions speak louder than words, in pam
tcmine.
Nothing was made in vein, except human
blood.
The inebriate's song-"This is the way
long have sot."
It is good artist who can draw pay
LynH Reporter.
A man takes no interest in bad invest
ment.
A "still hunt"-Looking for "moon-
| sinners"
A parting glass-The maiden's final look
in the mirror at her new hat.
Blessed is the woman who never says to
her husband, Il told you So"
'Fly-time has come again" said the
tramp, when the dog came to interview
him.
Mary had a little lamb. 1t was roasted,
and she wanted more.-NeO Orleans Pico-
yIne.
The Alany Journal speaks of couple
of tra1nps with hearts that dead-beat MS
one
A faint heart will never win a fair
ady half as quick as a fat pocket
book.
A fellow who gets stitch in his back.
JNeelmg Leuder
The only unmortgaged piece of land in
sight.
Questions to be asked of man in the
Roguess Gallery: Are you often taken
that way2
He says brute is an imperfect animal
Inspector what is man Student
Man is perfect brute.
''Set solid" as the printer said when
the chair he sat down wasn't there, and he
landed on the floor.
1t is now announced that it requires a
certain culture to dress well-a refined per-
ception of the eternal fitness of things.
1t cannot be that "all flesh is grass"
Grass gets its dow-about the only thing
that does i'll this world.
A romantic young man says that young
woman's heart is like the moon-it changes
continually, but always has man in it.
In its constant demand for sometbinF
new it is wonder that the present age
does not demand a new color for stoves.
Man wants but little here below, but a
woman wants most everything she secs her
neighbor have - excepting her youngest
baby.
A great writer says: "some people are
born Christians" But there's no occasion
for worrying over the matter they gener-
ally outgrow it.
An observing man has discovered SINH
larity between young ladies' seminary
and sugar factory, as both refine what is
already sweet.
Ladies are like watches-pretty enough
to look at sweet faces and delicate hands,
but somewhat difficult to regulate" after
they are set agoing.
Railroad romance from Fort Dodge
Iowa. Beautiful girl on railroad train loses
So, all she has, at three-card monte. Con-
ductor comes. She bursts into tears, He
puts her off.
Coarse clothes and humble fare honestly
earned are not inconsistent with the man
hood of men. 1t is wearing linen duster
all winter and leaning over free lunch
table that crushes humanity.
A young lady said to herlover, "Charley,
how far is it around the world ?" "About
III uwenty-four inches, my darling" replied
he as his arm encircled her waist. She
lrgas all the world to him.
~ A girl of sixteen in a new sealskin sacque,
,Ss,wenty-button kid gloves n fashionable
uull -uluhG DOulltl, liIi ooiubbJ ChJS WI
ier attached to her sinister hand by yard
nngnd half of blue ribbon, considers her
4CCelf the greatest show on earth
When Johnny was questioned as to why
nais engagement with Miss H. had been
'ubroken off, he rolled his eyes, looked very
ngnuch panied, groaned, "Oh! she turned
,ut deceiver" But he forgot to mention
oehat he was the deceiver whom she had
bourned out
lit
Tol Mother Ito daughter who has just given
nellms to poor tramp)-'Now, what i'll the
Jorld did you do that for? Suppose he
tlhould buy rum with it?" Poor tramp
and making a low courtesy
" But l promise l will not, my dear
menadam. prefer GIN"
ibr
ire When woman combs her back hair into
= ropes, holds one in her mouth until she
winds the other on her back comb, and
then finds that she has lost her hairpin,
she feels that she sex needs two mouths
one to hold the hair in, and the other tc
make remarks with.
"Please draw upon the blackboard az
interrogation point, said teacher to one
of her pupils Cant make q good one,
replied the boy. Draw boot buttoner,
said the teacher; that will answer.