The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-11-18
TWO OKOLONA ESTATES"
A Brace Of Fire. Eating Journals. :
One In Iowa, and One In
Mississippi.
Specimens Of the lerky Literature
They Serve Up Weekly.

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Another Rebel victory-Old Zacl
Chandler is dead.
The Southern leaders think they arr
statesmen, whereas they are only chiefs o
barbarian hordes.
Columbia, the Gem of the Ocean. Tn,
author ofthat song believed In the Natior
with a big N.
Aviation composed Of "free and SOW
ereign States" is as big a political puzzle
as the doctrine Of the Trinity is theolog
ical one.
The best answer to Mississippi assassin
atoms would be drum.head Co1rt-martials
under the humane guidance Of the Wa
Department.
Every step Of the Man on Horseback
towards the Capital sends a thrill through
the hearts OF patriots and chill to the
hearts Of traitors.
The Louisiana Republicans, chiefly Mig.
gers, have nominated Rebel Brieadier
for Governor. He met Sambo and gave
him drink, called him "colored gen.
tleman, and was forthwith nominated.
The Nation with big n will in due
time crush out all State hummery; then
will the Yankee peddler and Mississippi
ku.Klux swap iack.knives, the Rebel
Brigadier and the Yankee sChool.ma'a am
lie down together, and little child will
tell EN- to come to breakfast.
The conquered and barbaric provinces
south oil Mason & Dixon's line have been
on probation since '65, and have been
found unworthy Of equal fellowship with
the victorious and enlightened North.
They must be remanded for a generation
to the tender tutleage Of Northern bayo.
nets and Northern brains.
Let the South be'relieved for half a CEN
fury Of all political tribulation,-that is,
let it be DISTINGUISHED, and turn its atten.
ton to blowing, and weaving, and drain
ing oil swamps, and building houses and
factories and railroads and schools, and
studying the multiplication table and the
catechism, and going 10 bed sober and
getting up early in the morning, and
working with reasonable diligence; and,
perhaps, with the blessing Of the good
Lord backing them up, the franchise may
be restored to it, and the South once
more permitted to try the experiment oil
managing its local affairs.
NEMESIS.
A year ago, more or less, the Brieadiers
marched up from the political swamps oil
Rebellion to Washington, and
Captured the Capitol"
A staggering crowd Of lordly bullies,
With the stink OF treason and whisky
exuding from their malodorous carcasses
and
Terrific vaporings,
Ostentatious bravados,
Flippant gasconade,
Theatrical bombast, and
Naughty braggadocio from their clown
ish lips,
They sat in the Capitol, squatting like
horrid reptiles, and A
Debating laws for the Nation they hat
sought to strange.
They squirted their reasonable venom
from the captured Capitol
All winter
And spring,
And away into the summer, breathing
hatred and he'll at every suspiration.
The Nation stood amazed at the fend
ish audacity Of unhung traitors;
And even Rutherford BirChard HAYES
Awakened from his torpor OF Cancellation
And, only by so much as hair,
Saved the Nation from anarchy and war
i was terrific struggle with these
Traitor ghouls
Sitting in the sacred seats Of the Nations
Legislature;
But miss is as good as a mile, and
The Nation was aroused.
The ides Of October came,
And then November.
The Stalwarts rose in their might, and
hurled the uncanny monsters back TO the
Dismal swamps and
Mlasmatic cane-brakes
OF the treason.breeding Southland.
The captured Capitol has been retAker
from Southern assasins,
Never again to pass from the control o.
patriots.
We plead with the loyal statesmen OF til,
North
To hitch this second conquest Of Rebel
dom
To the everlasting pillars Of Northern
patriotism by
Caucelfng every State line.
4brogating every State Constitution
and
Resuming every State right
That exists, or supposed 10 exist, soutl
Of Mason & Dixon's line,
And governing the same by martial law
under the supervision OF the
National War Department.
GIVE US peace"