The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-06-26
UarfrtY.

The stamp act-A clog dance.
Love matches are the easiest to strike.
Going the rounds Of the lpress-The girl who
walizes.
An anonymous artIcla-A baby before it's chris
| tened.
pearl found in Arabia is valued at S5OO,OOO.
A screechtDg parrot will give whole neighbor'
hood the poll evil,
When is a man obliged to keep his wordH When
no one will take 1t.
Some girls are like old musketg, and use great
deal OF powder, but don't go off.
II like to make sponge cake, .she said, limo.
Gently; "it makes my hands so clean"
Did anybody ever see butter made from the
milk Of human kindness Not much-iIB too
thin.
Why arc naughty children like stair .carpetsf
rod.
A fellow who fell In love with school mS'am
called her Experience" because to him she was
a dear teacher.
"WhAt did you pay at the hat shop for your new
beaver JuliusH' Don't know, Bar, de shop keep.
er wasn't thar"
Organ grindets are ordering spring suits for
their monkeys and hence the unusual activity in
the flannel market.
II a lady wants q favor OF a boy she praises
him; of young man she hires him Of an old
man she hatters him.
A young lady, being asked where her native
place was, replied: II have none, am the
daughter Of a Methodist preacher"
"Mary. have you given the gold fish fresh wa.
terri mo, Ma'Am. What's the use2 They have
not drunk up what's in there yet"
"I take my tex dis mornin'," said a coloTed
preacher. from dat portion OBJ de scriptures whar
the POstol Paul pints his pistol to de FesiOns."
young man IN Nebraska sent an offer Of mar
rlage TO a girl in Iowa whom he fanCled, end in
reply received this telegram: "COme on with
your minister"
A home stretch-0ver mothers knee.
Crate esympathy-Tbatg given to jailed criminals
horse unlike man, is always prepared to
meet an Oat.
happy mother Of male twins enthusiastically
refers to her treasures as her sweet boy and
boy"
Alone exhlbition-A poor female Of 30 years or
theresbOuh who has never received an offer Of
marriage.
This" said Augustus, as Angelina sat in his
lap, sweetly singing, this Is q mRtln knee per.
fOrmsnce, darling"
( young man in Drooklyn boasts thar he has
kissed his girl $50 tines In six hours and three
| laps, and thinks he has won the match.
Joy is a shy bird hut when man comes unex,
peCted upon 50 bill in the pocket of an old vest
laid aside last winter 1t flaps Its wings aud crows
as loud as anybody's chicken.
Young men sending poetry to this ONCE will
please incose their names aud addresses, not for
publication, but as an evidence Of their insanity
in case they are arrested for murdeE.-PhiiadeI-
phd Chronicle,
American girls chewed up seventy tons Of gum
last year. One half OF 1t can be found to-day
sticking under mantel shelves The other half
was carried away by the young men who 90
cour,ing, and lost.
Jenny LInds eldest daughter has fine voice
but takes little interest in musical studies
Nine Adelina Patti Is now precisely thirty.four
years old, and her voice is at the fullness Of It's
charm.
Fire and sword are very slow engines OF de-
struction in comparison to the babblsr.
Never take away mans breakfast till you can
give him better one, nor his religion either.
Judge thyself with judgment Of sincerity;
and thou wilt judge Iothers with judgment OF
| charity.
II you wish to be Is happy as king look at
those who haven't Is much as you, not at those
who have more.
1t is better to improve by other peoples errors
than 70 hnd fault with them.
Every man is good pilot in q smooth sea, but
when the wind blows, then We find out who
knows the mosts
Rainbow fans are the newest exhibited. They
are said to give all the hues and ooors Of the real
thing.
A lady is known by her actions in her daily
walk through life, whether she be mi1ionSiIe'S
daughter or factory girl.