Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1879-02-20
PITH AND POINT.

P1TH AND POINT.
WARS broken heart compared IT,
toothache?
TIE OK has a neat ifoot.-B2,t>r
Transcript.
READY-MADE-The young lady wait
ing for an offer.
WHAT this country would like to sec
Is hen that can lay brick.
"OYsTEE soup decays the teeth, i" say
an exchange. Go to the church festival.
thou fai.ife1.
HAzoRs are always strapped; - IL
young man who is ra:i enough tu'' pur.
| IN an hour or two at a churc! -fair.'
A DEALER i'll clothing may ju-tly refer
to his place Of business a* "ry ware
house."
THE Salem ,<unte1m Say. gambler j.
the midnight H"yle " tia. a., 50
much about.
If your icy sidewalk attempt - hau
down an American, ash it On the :!s>t-
| Bradgeyort Standard.
| 1HE plumbers dying words frr hi
absent witt" lei! her I'll meter cye.
1here,''-N'" },rk E,t,ess.
! WITH all the variety Of canned go:,(;-
IN the market, we have yet 70 hear q
canned ha:h.- Wire inq Le41et.
CHR1s11AScy thinks the heai,o:es,
craftsmanship is to be found in re-u~
Wan bark.-Phliod"Ihin Eu.i.itu.
AN Illinois steam co1n-:hel]4r ,ur1-
! out just half bushel If buttons, Lone
and cloth when boy falls into Il.
hopper.
IF the adage, "Out Of sight cut #
mlnd," can be relied on, then il j. civ
reasonable to infer that blind uncr area
lunatics.
IEs,' size remarked, "the ro1r De-.
man was getting along as well a. ctu!
be expected, but he had a relax ana thai
ended him.
A LONDON letter says that willie
stockings are rarel; seen: even vi.!.i;a
doors. All, where are they seen :-|'
City Derrick.
AN exchange say: "Lavyer~ were
flying round like circular saws ye-tt!-
day" They weren't doing n.ac,=1: :,
the square, you mean.
LEAyESWoRTH (IDd.j Uem1crc:
Some Of our farmers when asked l'.a'
their sheep turn cut, respond: 81!
gone to the dogs!'
THE Hartwell ga. Sun Congratulate.
the people OF Atlanta that Gen. Sherman
burned nothing while there but 1wo
boxes Of cigars.
A CHICAGO gi-is foot got asleep. 10,
long since, and it took four weeks and
canal boat load of alarm clocks t. WAKE
it again HIeeiinq Lead<r.
An old man who had been badly i!ur.
in railroad collision, being advised ro
sue the COZ rany for damages, said:
Well, no, not for damages I've had
enough Of them; but III Just sue EN- ~:
repairs
PEDESTRIAN (Hho has dropped half
crown in front Of the binds Nnv.
you COMPOUNDED humbug, you're e.:
blind.' Beggar: Not sir ii Tie card
says an, they have given me vro1!c
one. I'm deaf and b.'-fu77.3
Fol{s.
TIE most popular OF the late inven-
tions for ladies Is low bedstead that Eu
burg lars can possibly crawl unuer. Ihst
; is, it ought to be popular. bat Woman
+ will insist III looking under the bed LO
+ matter how los it is, and so the invel-
ZION Is WOrtnleSS.
OWING to the custom of dying tie
t hair blonde, the guests of our cnea2
+ boarding houses are unable TO note tie
: changes among the female 'o.lp as accur-
btely as formerly. the hairs in tie La:'3
, aelng Of morc uniform color Ceu-'
Jo,rnal
= REFERRING to the runner that Mis-
f Fanny Davenport will 20 alone 70 Au>-
tralia, dramatic journal suggests that
perhaps some one will bring her back
: Let us hope that whoever brings L,r
: ba * will be 6, Cd enough 20 bring L 9
rest of her.
"W1LL you have your necktie in
single or double how-knoi?' inquired
. the hapgman as be adjusted the moose
r abou. the neck Of fellow who Wa
about to execute double shuttle in mid
air. 'knot either. ii am to have NY
choice, was the solemn Responsiveness
! cu:e Standard.
JOHN 81. COMMON OF Halifax, \. s.
writes: 1.-TWO sons of Erin Isle st7avt,!
into Coughs saloon and asked Geor gle
if he had " any is1ers?" George reptile;
IN the Affirmative, and the tslIest urs
,, said to his partner, How will you taxi
'em, Dennis?" g Divil the know / know
replied Dennis. Chow will yer have
thin yerself, Pat?' Arrah, think III
f take ,haw sthew,' said Pat.
A UBIQUITOUS reporter rushed into
, lessly exclaimed, 1--WE just seen some
. thing that never saw before, and, alas:
shall never see again. He spoke sadly,
! and the moisture OF tear began to
glisten on his starbosrd cheek "What
is it":' we exclaimed; whence? why
speak" "Ah, boys" he said, 81 have
seen the first Of February, 1879" II"
has taken his hat home for REPAIRS
, New York Commercial ddrcrtise:.
SPRING, sweet, sweet spring viii! soon
be here. The green grass VIII s7rou:
the keno player and the lambkin vii
gambol; turtle dove will turtle to his
: mate; the young mans thoughts wi!
! lightly turn to love; the humble bee viii
d humble his first humble; the festive yel
e low jacket and the small boy will renew
relations; straw hats will come out: SO
p will busters, white pants, strawberry tes:
rivals, boils and campaign papers; and
the spring poet will mount the editorial
stair with cheerful face and ten pounds
y of manuscript, Spring is at hand. We
! chee1fully recognize the fact, and appeal
! to all true hearted paragraphers to pass
the hat around as usual-Ne,r Orleans
Times
The Burlington Hawieye man is ur-
. derstood to relate his own experience in
! what follows: "Sing me, my owr." he
D whispered lovingly, as they sat down on
the one DiSnO stool Hsinp me- 90 whis-
per what thou feele>t." II will, young
= man, WILL" said the tremuleus voice
of her papa, from the direction of the
+ door. awe will sing it as duet: you
and I; will feel aud you can whisper
what it is" And then he felt Tor the
boy with his feet, and went on with un'