The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-05-26
FRESH sPRINGTIDE CLEANING,

The drowned.while- bathing season is at
hand Exchange.
Hanging is too good for fifteen-cent
chromo.-[ Stamford Advocate.
Hunted down-The first indications of
a moustache.-[Phil. North American.
Congress screws up the fiddle, and the
President snaps the string.-[Newbury-
port Herald.
A man with no arms and bald head
isn't calculated to find contentment in a
fly country.-[ Yonkers Gazette.
And when the trees leave, it is gener-
ally on some bark, and occasionally with
their trunks Twig?-[Toledo CONNER
cial.
The smaller the girl the larger the wax
doll necessary to appease her inclPlent
maternal affection.-[ New Haven Reg
lister.
A young man in New Milford, in a
spirit of reckless desperation, married a
girl in the midst Of house-cleaning.-
Danbury News.
A book Just published is entitled "Say-
ings and Doings of Great Men," We
notice that the Sayings" have large
majority.-[Utica Observer.
The warm spring sun is clothing the
face of nature with beautiful flowers. 10
the face Of dog, however, it brings
nothing but a muzzle.-[ Philadelphia
Chronicle-Herald.
"Prisoner, why did you follow this
man and beat and kick him so shameful
lyT II am sorry, Your Honor; | was a
little drunk, and thought it was my
wife. Exchange.
The boy who left piece of ice in the
sun to warm up was no more foolish than
the man who opened store and expected
people to hunt him out and buy his
goods Free Press.
"Well, you'll own she's got pretty
foot, won't your eyes, Pll grant you
that, but then it never made half as
much of an impression on me as the old
man's"- Yonkers Gazette.
There's no use in heaving old boots
and shoes over the line fence into youl
neighbor's garden. They won't grow. II
has often been tried and always proved a
failure.-[Detroit Free Press.
"Your dog, what does he want hereT
, inquired dry goods dealer of customer
whose big Newfoundland dog was upset
r ting things generally "Muzzlin," wa
: the answer New Orleans Picayune.
care you building air castles in Spain
9 Mr.. Jones" said landlady to boarder
r who was thoughtfully regarding his cof
$ fee-cup. "No, madam; only looking
over my grounds in Java" replied Jones
-[Exchange.
He was about to kiss her, when sud
denly he drew back in evident alarm
40, George, what is it?' said she, anx
iously. aOnions," was all the reply h
& made as he glided on in the moonlight
d Providence Press.
Luther G. Riggs, of the Meride
T, Comm Recorder, says he has neye
S kissed but one girl in his life. Fo
. Heavens sake, young man, come West
and brace up with the country Still
e water Lumberman.
n School will close in about month
h Then the teachers and pupils can 60 t
= visit their country cousins and drin
"a but.ermilk, and come back in the fla
and tell their friends what delightfu
y time they have had at the waterin
q places. "Such is life."- Modern Argc
f The people of Cincinnati are justl
proud Of her musical culture. CinciI
S natl composes music, teaches music, pei
IS forms music, has national musical rel
A. utation, while an elevated musical tast
is pervades nearly all her homes. He
e very hogs squeal musically.-[ Erie He
Ie aid.
d Let us Just whisper a word to OF
,r young friends: Don't waste any tin
L ''learnin' to write poetry Become
+ left-handed batsman. You can nan
H. your own terms, and, by standing in wit
he managers of the game, make more none
"a in a single season than the yearly r
le ceipts OF any poet who ever wrote 8
IN English verse.-[Toledo Blade.
~ The night was dark and cloudy, bu
T. 4. nevertheless, with grim determination
T. T. picked up piece of anthracite coal al
w w started pcllmell across the back-ya
nTs after that COMPOUNDED cat" He didr
u catch the cat, but he caught the clotht
10 line in his teeth, and now when he smil
III III the corners of his mouth take in a pc
.,a as tor of each ear,-[N. Y. Clipper.
[r. A Partisan loses one of his frien
". from whom he has time and again bc
Ia rowed V until he has sold his dog,
-rs until Saturday after two o'clock, and b
ed terly mourns his loss. "You seem deep
d. afflicted" said lady. afflicted! @
,le Madame, if you only knew how mucl
* owe that mani French paper.
III The bounding bicycle cavorts
IN Along the rural lanes,
" Now come the festive base ball sports,
on The orsan-grnder's strains. -,
re- Il ) merville Journal
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