Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1879-04-10
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Some Further Account Of the
Great work Of the Society for
the Defence of America Liberty,
Against the Chinese.

SAN FRANCISCO,
CWich is in the State NV Calforny,
March 90, 1879.
The great work Nv this noble assosi-
ashun progresses splendidly and beyond
nv widest antissipashuns. The Irish
servant girls contribit librally. My pay
is regler and libral (ez the pay Nv a re-
former onght alluZ to be-, and l hey
more shirts, and stockins, and handker-
ehers and sich, than l ever seed afore,
tho them artikles amt eZ essenshel to
me ez they air to those more accustomed
to EN-. l aint bloatid aristocrat, and
CONSISTENTLY kin git on without these su-
perfluities, tho when they come into my
possesshun l kin utilize EN-. l am
savin the most Nv EN- agin my return
to Kentucky, when they will do to sell.
to supply the actOoal necessities Nv life.
These latter menshund articles we git
entirely Nv the dangerous Chinese.
They are already engaged in the laundry
biznis, thus takin the bred out Nv the
mouths Nv the Irish Wimmem, and ther
amt any law here agin despollln the
heather, We stashen active and mus
keller members NV the Sosiety at cor
ners Nv certin streets wher they leen in
unconstraned attitoods agin the wall Nv
the 'sloon that okkepies the posishun,
and keep their eyes out. Presently a
| Chinaman is seen to approach, takln
waShin home, and trottln along IN
deep, desinin way, plOttin the downfall
| Nv Amerikin instoOshns- He approach
es. little dreemin, eff he is a noo-cOmer,
wat is in store for him. He little thinks
that noble hearts and watchful eyes and
brickbats and sich are awaiting for him,
and he trots along Suddenly the strong
hand Nv an Amerikin seezes the monster
by the throte, and the Amerikin war-cry,
"Be JabersT and "Oireland to the res
coop' is heard.
! Stricken dumb with astonishment the
artful heather sinks to his knees, and
prays for mercy in his Outlandish gibber-
| ish. Other strong hands seize his bask-
cts, and breaking his bamboo pole over
his head, we stalk hawtily awaY-with
/ the close.
| 1t is struggle between st. Patrick and
Confushus-between enlitened Chris
chanity and heathenism. In the intrest
Nv Christianity we ginerally kill the
heather with brick or two, and Ell he
hez any money we git glorlously drunk
on IL, GuuS C6loDIdIlIl, III OIOOiy Oiili
chen sperit, our victory over the4 blind
devotees Nv idols and sich.
The only drawback to this is, the hea-
then, ez a rool, hev very little money
and shirts and sox and hankerchers and
sich hev becum so cOmmOn-there hevln
bin vigrous raid onto the hosts Nv sir
lately-that the 'sloon keepers won't take
EN- for drinks any more, and there is
therefore, occashunlly- thirsty Chris
hen.
Barney O'Shaughnessy stated a great
trooth, Yesterday. He sed it wuz provi
denshul that the Irish people wuz raised
up to preserve Amerikin liberties, Din
mis- O'Hoolahan ruther spilled it, tho, by
Iremarkin that the Irish ought to hey
somebody's liberties to preserve, ez they
: hedn't preserved their own very much
l EFF we can't bate the English" sed Din
!. mis-, 1--WE kin bust the haythen, then, ant
that's something. Hurroo! Ould ireland
: fureverp
shell stay here ez long ez there is ;
3 dollar IN the treasury. l hev a shor
black pipe in the rim Nv my hat. XII
smoke black plug tobacker, and l got e
full ez the best Nv 'em on st. Patrick
.. tDay. Ez 700 will see hev changed m,
, name slitely, for obvious reasons.
MICHAEL O'NASBY,
Preserver Nv Amerikin Liberties.