, 1879-03-23
LOCAL ITEMS.

LOCAL ITEMS. t
The entcrprisng youth now saws on Inc
handle of the snow-shoyel for baseball club.
4 fashion journal SAYS: Spring dresses will be |
made with short skirts, in order that ladies may |
stand in street-cars without soiling the boots OF
sitting gentlemen by the muddy edges.
"There arc too muny women in the world; |
6O,000 more women than men In Alassa- |
chusetts," growled the husband. "That is the !
ssuryival OF the ittest,' my DEAR" replied the !
wife.
Joshua Smiths Incompatible" baby photo
graphs are the delight OF mothers. Studio, No.
206 North Clark. street.
Struggling journals should hold on Just
little longer. Panicrs are to be worn again' and
the increased demand for newspapers will be
very great.
The most attractive novelties in the line
of Easter eggs are shown this season by John
krauz, the leading confectioncr: Nos. Is and ~
State street. The superiority OF the caho1cs
| manufactured By Mr. Kranz has long been az
knowledged, and the recent chemical analysls
BY Prof. Blauey demonstrated thas tney "Ste Ths
! absolutely free from all aduterat1ons Ihe
fresh roasted almonds and the delicious choto-
late maplc cream, molasses, and other cara
mcls. daily supplied by him, are unequalcd.
When man commits crime, it is usual to
say that ee bsongs to @ one o. INC i w a found
| on tie opposite stump that he belongs to one OF
| the worst families
There is nothing that adds SO much to the at
tractivencss OF the breakfast-table as the splcn-
did Vienna rolls, supplied BY Heisslcs & q ynnse;
| the popular wholesale unu retail oahefs aho
| conlectioners, $40 State street.
| It is coming on time for new fish stories, and
| the reliable old liars who have lain dormant al
| winter may now lecl at liberty to step 10 tnc
| front and be weighed for the first dash.
| uNeyer saw the inside Of n business college
| but recommended small affair the other day."
| said an official whose fac simile signature IS
going the rounds, "but If it Injuries my future
! PROSPECTS, am not too old to commence over
| again ty taking thorough commercial course
at tic old and reliable Bryant eS Stratton
| Business College, which has national rcputa-
| ton and is entirely independent OF local lac
sim sjgs.''
And now the unassumlng hallthtef passes
contcm ptuously by the hall that shows only tue
| ,tjsters IF December and seeks elsewhere the
rack that displays select assortment OF spring
| overcoats.
Tile elegant new styles In invitation cards at
Dunwell & Ford's, stationers and engraEers, %
! Aladson-st., are the admiration VI all V'sttofs'
There is a tender charm about long summer
day, restful peace on the misty hills. d Eoft,
! maternal benson aoout the serene lndian-sum-
mcr: but for an ethcrealy beatifc scene OF na-
ture none OF these can h0lu q cafftie u l1c cA-
preston oil the modest young man who yestcr-
fav. for the first time, rolled, in new buggy,
his initial baby downtown.
Yesterday We were shown telegram from the
Hon lain c1erhorn. Register OF the United
States Land Office, dated Del Norte, COL,
| March 90, 1879, and addressed to the San Juan
Bullion Company, Of No. II metropolitan Block
this city, in reference to strike IN one Of their
lnues The telegram reads as follows: " Iona =,
has six feet solid mineral, anu looha Ioot
This is, if possible, ahead o1 lne'r ceteoiatcu
Prince of Wales"
"Mamma," said little boy to his mother 10
railway carriage, little chlldrcn-quMlte " Neeio
children---only pay ha'f-prlce' 10 they. ha, ,esf
dear. Whyl'' Because, mamma mhaL A.
want to know IS 40 old people-uu't0 o'u p0o
. ple-pay double!"
Ladies who desire to keep their husoanos N N
good humor-and what lady does not-"ll u
serve Brenncr's 8 Eureka Bread. u Is equa 49,, ~
the best that they maze tnss' an hot ,6ra Ench
save themselves t4e !aoos !, . :, ofc' no' DAe'
LOAF is stamped ~ r. D. !. ,o,+
Mother is all the time telling me not 10 20. uo.s !.
my food,' saad the stnAl ny, 9,u3 49, .bat p has got
gone and oolted up llg 9upoooAo ' ~ e~'
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