Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-11-20
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

J lrst quarter.
The net income from the English crown
s lands last year was e4l0,0O0.
Q Beware of the stranger who ls,sure he
e met you somewhere last summer.
Q Young man, the only sure way to get
rich is to marry girl OF that name.
In the words of the agricultural editor,
the graceful turkey proceeds to ripen.
Portable gas is greatly used in England.
= There is great deal of it used in this
/ country, but not for burning purposes.
The best poker-player in Eureka, COL,
belongs to the church. Perhaps it should
be added that he has stopped playing.
Secretary John Sherman wears kind
Of snap-you-up and catch-you-quick curve
on the right-hand side Of his upper lip.
The stuck pigs death-song will soon
flood the November air with its melody.
The bounty on stage-robbers' sGalps in
Arizona has been raised to $500 apiece.
Another way to settle the Indian prob
lem is to have all the white folks killed
off.
The Utes nave somehow or other drop
ped the letters "Br" from the first of their
name.
| What are called good manners are good
for nothing if they are not based on sin
cerlty.
Paper cuffs are best for street brokers,
who keep their accounts where they can
be seen.
Life is go-as-you-please race. To go
| ~ IN, a l,n
go slow.
It IS thought that Gen. John F. Miller
may succeed Senator Newton Booth, of
California.
The Montana cattlemen are suffering
heavy losses from the "black-leg" among
their calves.
Bret Harte's side whskers are gone.
BY barbarous action they are numbered
among the past.
De Lunatic Kane is coaching again.
This time it was a hundred miles up the
Hudson and back.
Some of the chaste scarfs for gentleman
come with figures of whips and horse
shoes in bright colors.
1t isn't as cold in winter in Chicago as
it is in Greenland. Chicago people are
therefore encouraged.
Virginia dogs have strokes of paralysis,
and Tennessee horses are ciippled in the
legs with rheumatism.
About $l0,000,000 of eastern capital has
been invested in Utah mining circles dur
ing the present season.
During the autumn season of opera in
London the usual regulations as to even
ing dresses are not enforced.
A man named Martin Luther has been
roped into the Greenback party in New
York State. He is for reform.
The impression is gaming ground at
San Antonio that the Sierra Moiada is
cheap place to stay away from.
As the season draws TO a close, the busi-
ness on the Erie canal increases. Nearly
all boats are run night and day.
Grant has been the guest of so many
distinguished people that his friends have
guessed he would be nominated.
A missionary who returned from Zulu
land before the late war gives the pro-
of Cetewayo as ''Tsewayo."
An English writer declares that the
education of the English women of the
present day consists Of a series of crazes.
Salt water will prevent the hair from
falling out, but the only way to prevent
its being pulled out is to get home early.
Miss Hesse, of New Lexington, O., has
won breach or promise suit against the
Rev. d. NJ. Weissman, Lutheran pastor.
The negro exodus from Texas to Kansas
IS more than counterbalanced by the
exodus from Kansas to Tex
Is.
0uida, the novelist, says that the En-
slish court is altogether the stiffest, ug-
lest, and most absurdly managed in
europe.
The lakes have commented their Just
'efore-winter sport of Tipping up schoon-
RS to see how they will come down-hull
r rigging.
A fve.year-old girl, left alone in a house
t Holyoke, Mass, drunk whisky from
ottle that she found, got drunk, fell down
tairs and died.
Emily Rigl and Maud Granger have
)ined the same theatrical troupe, and
ill carry sunshine into every northern
lty this winter.
Flower-farming is about to be introduc-
d in Santa Barbara, and also in Alvara-
a County, CAL, for the extraction of
cents and cents.
Leadville already has three daily news
apers, four churches, and public school
ystem, but there are also one hundred
nd eight gambling houses.
The library of gentleman named Ma
oon, Of Philadelphia, valued at $1,000,
nd comprising volumes of great rarity,
as been given to the university Of Roch-
ster.
The postal.car agency at Holyoke,
lass, sent away over thirty-fve million
ards during October, which was the larg-
st months business ever done by three
lillion.
The use of the Jewish synagogue at
allas, Tex, was rendered to the Metho-
ist congregation, until such time as they
IN rebuild their house of worship destroy
! by fire.
An experienced apple-buyer estimates
ockport, N. Y, this season, and that the
'opis about one anda half times larger
ian usual.
An enthusiastic near San Antonio pre-
)ses to establish college for the prac.
cal education OF young men how to raise
ock according to western Texas rules
I'd methods.
The new flag adopted by the state of
eorgla consists of perpendicular blue
II from top to bottom of the flag, next
the staff, and three horizontalbars, red,
hite, and red.
Prospecting in the gold region of iGeor-
a continues with unabated ardor. Prac-
,al miners are constantly arriving, and
e fiat woods have grown into minia-
re Black Hills.
In the old. botanical garden at tRome is
w building a new edihce, TO be called
Q Musee Tiberino, in order to contain
Q objects of art discovered in the river
d on its banks.
1t is said Of Gen. Eli Warren, Of Perry,
v, that he has been engaged on one
10 or the other in every murder case
At has been tried in that county during
= mast fifteen wears