, 1879-04-14
PERSONALS.

Fas, but no electric light
Pathetic remnrk Of Mr.. Hanlan-Oh my
prophetic soul, my casbuuc'ot
Gov. Hubbard goes 10 far ns to regard Mr.
Shepard In the light Of wolf.
Petition OF bIr. Tilden-sase me from
.noshcr extra soeaton Of Congress.
Lord Chelmsford appears to be about ns
great military genus as Ben Butter.
New York Ind a big dog-Bhow last wooR,
and went 10 tho "lemntiou bowwows."
"Who will bc Queen Of Tho blay?" asks
IN exchange. We nominate tho Widow Oliver.
Mr.. Tilden will be utterly rninod it ho
doesn't buy OF j. c. 3. H. Blackburn lmme-
dIately.
Miss Lucy Stone talks Of going abroad.
wo bce to remind Lucy TINT rolling atono gathors
no moss.
Lent is over, and everybody Is Obliged to
10 % nduss!oualY wicked AZ possible, In order 10
mako up for lost time.
What bright and beautiful Sabbnth
Thoughts turned avoluntari1y to its Creator Or to
the daek.mnrahcs.
J" Eve was never extravngant in tho matter
of dress," says an exchange. She had ruino1s
appetite for fruit, howcvor.
The Brooklyn Presbytory had better p1uck
tho beam out Of their own eJo before thoy attempt
to g!vc Tamasc black one.
Mr. cetowAyo's excellent fighting qualitioa
lead Us to bcl!oye tint ho was at some limo mem.
ber Of tho BROOKLYN Presbytsry,
BIT. Hendricks insista on having the flrHt
place On tho ticket. Dut Mt. Tllden quietly says:
'Iommy. make room fos your UNCLE"
The expression, AGO to -" has boon
amended BY substituting tho word s'Tcxas" for
the dash. Tho change gives It moro strength.
hlra. Maria Gillett, grand nloco Of Eshnp
Allen, and for fifty ycass a mombcr Of the shakcs
community, lately died from tho bite Of spider.
Wednesday, was tho fourteenth anniversary
ot Lees surrender al Arpon,attox. Leo, woEe ho
alive now. would atsuredly DO "blccs man than
old drant"
Lorns is very much surprised and disap-
Pointed 10 tnd that tue duties Of Governor Gen.
e''l Include something besides skating and aid
Ing down bill.
There aro worse mon than Samuel j. Til
oeht saSa an exchange. Such remarks arc uncall-
Cd for They arc on insult to old man Bender and
the ollre ganR.
Among tho Louisiana colorcd people on
saelf way North IL Eliza ptnkston, who cannot
eeas any longer her painful separation from
"sistaa Sherman"
u. Gambotta Keeps growing fat, notwith-
s'nholhR he has becn trying to reduce his Gesh by
lissng tn lcsa than two francs day, and taking
oa''5 walk Of four miles.
Harmony exiats between the brothors Van-
ue3o''t but Il Ia probable TINT 'Corneal" will
never ngsee with biz brother that tbs old mans
Mind was perfectly sound.
The art Of navigation is tayght at Cornell
University. Yet Andrew y. While. tlA Presilunt.
WIN nas been Elrcn the Gorman Mission, cannot
aaahago escn beer schooner.
lady in Providence has pug dog valued
M8so 0oo. And, bassug their ra1uo on tho COM
pata!Fa aIa amount OF attention thoy receive, her
cents,
Simon Cameron Ii not popular tn Wast,-
s.S'oa society, aud wc infer. therefore, that tho
ssoAes Of his snttlCuca With Hrs. Oliver and oshcr
S'mea arc not credited.
Accounting to tho jersey City Journal,
-, nero Was Moses When tho Light Went Outt"
Nc !Nat that Moacs' character will not be black.
enea BY full revelation Of tho truth In this mat.
Ter.
alinnic uauk, who sailed with her mother
taufsday for England, promises eomo DAY to
.s'4,a to this country shc 10 to sng In tho prln.
wa! elt!es at Germany ne1t winter. She has
ssGeN*u Offers fos engagements at tasis. Milan,
and Madrid.
Lord ncaconaAold Ia said to DO looking
r''y rno'n'ly aged and vcry SFall. lIo has : way In
inaa'ent Vt sitting very still. In an apparent
,s'nasEF' for long time; thsn he suddenly staeta
~ eha nakes vigorous speech, 10 ths great as-
'ua'shment Of Tho louse,