Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-04-24
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M William Tell was an arrOw-minded ma
ee a hen begins to pay interest when 81
ne gets her coop on.
OF An unequal natch-One having the brin
Dr. stone all at one end.
"a Nothing will make mans mouth Watt
NJ like box Of shoe backing.
A Detroit milkman delivers .'milk rigl
Il from the COW" by putting hot brick
each Gao.
;, !" Beer may not make you tat. but an owe
;, dose will make you lean-up against som'
thing.
:. Bob Ingerson and Mr.. Beecher hav
q abolished hell; but why didn't they leav
II us hell and abolish Texas.-OmaAa Bee.
n Mrs. Miller. Of Multnomah county. III,
: just given birth TO her twentieth child
o The ''ol.l man. says there are no NOR
/ precincts to hear from.
What is the difference between the new
\ electric light AZ Il 4. fool: One is simply
I marvellous; the other is marvelously sim
l pie.
A cold in the head has one advantage
a man can he so sick that his wife viii
have to carry up the coal from the CELLAR
ear York Express.
A Boston divine holds that no sermon
can have Il proper influence until it has
been delivered fifteen or twenty different
times to the same congregation.
Alcohol will clean out the inside of an
inkstand. 1t will also clean out the inside
of pocketbOOk a little more thoroughly
and quicker than anything else on record.
Copper money is coined for exclusively
religious purposes. 1t enables a man to
feel that he has contributed to the spread
Of the gospel without drawing too largely
on his income.
When a hoy walks with girl rs though
he were afraid some one .Ould see him.
the girl is his sister. If he walks so close
to her as to nearly crowd her against tile
fence. she is the sister of some one else.
A hunter. after long following grizzly
bear in the direction of his den. suddenly
abandoned his pursuit. and when question
ed rs to his motive for doing SO. said that
the trail was getting too 'urn fresh"
Largest shoe house on the coast" says
Il Frisco advertisement. We heard Of |
Santa Clara girl losing one of hen shoes in
the city. but never dreamed some enter
prising cuss would open up business in it.
a very old lady. on her death.beGi in a
pcnitenial mood. said: Il have been "A
great sinner more than eighty years. and
'li'ln t know it, An old darkey woman.
who had ~ixed with her long time. ex-
,l,imed: ..Lors! | know'd it I'll the
Iinp.'
Bob lngersoll has struck pay-streak in
his new lecture on ..SOnie Mistakes of Mo-
'es.' and is following it up. Moses made
'ome serious Llunders. that's Il fact. He
Vas Il 'iefaulting governor OF South Caro-
ina. and made some other mistakes that j
rave him some noe:setv. Moses" fig '
,red in the Til'len cipher dispatches also.
which was a big mistake for Mr.. Tilden.- :
)maha Bee. :.
Daniel Webster had an anecdOte of old
'atl,er Searl. the minister of his bOyhood.
v'.icl is too good TO be lost. 1t was custom
ry then to wear bnckskin breeches in cool
weather.. One Sunday morning in autumn.
'ather Searl brought his breecles down
'om the garret. but the wasps had taken
os>ession during the summer. and We're
;lvin. Il nice time of it in them. BY dint J..
effort he got out the intrulers and dress
l for meeting. But while reading the !,
cripiures to the congregation he felt :,
aygcr from one of the enraged small
eighted fellows. and jumped around the !.
llpit. slapping his thighs. But the more - -
, si.ppetlaHl dane, d the more they stung. :,
he people thought him crazy. hut he ex- g.
aimed the matter by saying: Brethren. :,
mt he al,rlnel; the word OF the Lord o.
in my mouth. but the devil is in my =,
Webster always told it with "
eat glee to the ministers. 81,
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Missouri River Incident Of the Old ..
Days. oi
The inexperienced traveller in quiet IN
me. who has never been tempted to wan ar