The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1879-04-03
FACTS AND PANCIES.
PARTING.

List TO thine own hearts cry
Love cannot die o.
What though 20 far avsy7
my thoughts are stil with me- ami With thee nine.
- And sosencs has no power
10 lessen what BY nature Is divine.
| List 20 thtne 0wa hsartsery-
1--we snnot de
Il Then weep no more, my love:
Weeping but shows thy trust in me Is small
ifh Is oy e9inlaees proved,
FOR Know tbs truth; thou ems not love at all
. Unless 81 ne own heart cry
Love cannot die.
DAKOTA claims a population Of co.
600.
WHEN q man hasn't red he gets
blue.
DURING 1873 there were q, 900 deaths
in New York city.
! Now that Lent has arrived, the world
Is rePenting in sackcloth and boiled cod.
fish.
The man who carries his railroad
ticket In his hst-bsnd makes fare dis
play.
The best are the cheapest. This ia
more especially 30 in the matter OF
wives.
TIE man who thinks everybody is a
fool, can keep on good terms with him.
self Piesyune.
LET US all be merry; brighter days
are in store for us. A Philadelphia
organ grinder has been arrested.
IF the Chinese must 20, asks the St
Louis Post, can they take the small boy
who plies the bean sh)oter with them2
A PROFOUND writer says: We arc
crested especially for one aDo her"
Then why blame the csnnibals fer want
ing to get their share?
MILWAUKEE expects TO hsve, within
year, the largest fonriug mill in the
world. II will be OF one hundred run-Of-
stones capacity.
GLADSTONE bias been presented with a
silver Ratchet. Thi~ places MIN under
an awkward responsibility Tor the future.
He cannot tell lie.
WHEN $1,000 clergyman is offered a
So. 600 pastorste it Is styled call"
whereas, In point OF fact, it is not a
"csll," but " raise"
AN exchsnge-which we will not
give awsy"-in gu ting the vital
statistics OF Philaielpnis, says: "Of the
births, 1885 we're children"
IN answer to S1akespeare's couun-
drum, g. What's in 3 name ?" the Syrs.
cuse Times says that if it is Russian
generals name the entire alphabet is
in it.
AS an eminent medical authority has
asserted that kissing and hugging are
dangerous to health, a cynical Boston
paper recommends marrisge as a sure
preventive.
MARY: ooh, sissy this tiresome
loose tooth! declare Pll pull it outp
Sissy: :" Ga, no, Mary, don't; mall
make me wesr it." sissy gets all her
sisters cast-offs."
A FRENCHMAN of authority says that
the jJwl steaz of q mule is preferable
to any of the meats of civilization"
Jowl STEAK" is good to De sure, but
how would deviled loot strike him?
If Adsm had been created a boy in
stead OF 4 iuIl>gr0Rn man, he would
have dubbed all the apples off from that
tree before the serpent had a chance to
get through the fence around the gar
den.
FLORENCE, the Sctor. recently remsrk-
ed TO a restaurant oWne. in San Fran
cisco, az they were looking at big, old
fashioned pie, " Nv friend, the WORKS
look very nice, but don't ike the heavy
double cases"
The Suez Canal, Egypt, among its
other curlOsities, presents the traveller
with the extraordinary spectacle of vast
flights of flying fish, which at times
suddenly appear in ths vicinity of the
vessel, and as suddenly disappear
A SABBATH school teacher writes to
the Bidd;eford Times that he was
shocked 70 see in billiard room, around
table, several BOYS from his sunday
school. Tue boys have not been heard
from, but it Is supposed they were
shocked too.
"Vo'CEs of the Night" makes very
pretty title tor q poem, but the reality
Is not so enchanting. We reer TO the
pre-matrimOnial conversation carried on
in the cellar by our fsvOriEe Maltese and
gallant neighbor of the opposite sex.
= New Haven Register. 11
ROBBED on a bobtail csr p That's
a heading foF an article In q Boston
paper. Think of 1t right in the sat OF
culchsw, where the boy at the foot of
his cla.s would have known better and
wrote: RJberted In Robert nsrra>
tive car" We call on the proprietor OF
that paper to fire the writer OF the article
out.
A BAgHTUL young man could defer
the GIomvntOus question no longer, 50
he stsmmered: /" Martna-I--I-dO
yOu-you must have are ysu aware
that the good book says--er, Gays that it
is not g-g-SOOd that m>man should be
alone P' /" Then hadn't you better run
home to your mother - Martha coolly
suggested.
AEAEDA, l wish you to put the
large bible in a prominent place on the
center-table, and place three or four
hymn books csrelessly round on the
| sofa. I have advertised for young
! man to bosrd in a cheerful Christian
family, and l tell you what, il you girls
don't manage, either one OF you, 70 rake
BIN in, why PHI never try anything
again, Tor Pm tired out"
HEvss venerable and agricultural.
locking man, sttired in he latest New
jersey fashion. and ne stood on q street
corner near Washington market. Hold
ing up his left hand, and gazing reject
lively upon three pieces OF string tied
round an equal number of fingers, he
soliloouized That's to reminl me-
get a spool OF Gotten; t'other means
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