The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-05-09

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NEW HAVEN is evidently opposed to
waistfulness, as it turns out 100000
of cofsets annually.
PENNSYLVANIA Democrats arc almost
a unit for Tilden. In 1876 Gen. Han
cock was the choice.
a SANTA FE paper gives 10 years
subscription for a mule and . for dog
either taken at par.
IT is feared by his friends that the
warm impulses Of Simon Cameron
will drive him to Utah.
JoHN Bull is mixing up with Peru's
most sensitive nerve, the guano trade.
There's richness for you
Ox tho goth ult. Prince Alexander
was elected King of Bulgaria, at Tier
nova, amid general rejoicing.
Six hundred and twelve authors Of
"a Beautiful Snow" died last year. That
leaves only an odd thousand left.
OUR BAlsam says he suPposes IL Cali
fornia defeats her Constitution She will
have to fall back on her bylaws.
Il. V. PIERCE, the patent-medicine
man, is a member OF the New York
Senate and the Forty-aixth Congress.
oSE poor widow has made the Chi
nese go" from Dallas by doing all the
town washing herself. That's business.
"BLEEDISo" Kansas il absolutely
overrun by negroes, and the ring of the
banjo and the sizzling of bacon pervade
the land.
THE Toledo BLaeie says it has a circu-
lation of s0,640 copies. Now the Ore.
gonian must "a see" that and go hat
ful "blind."
TEXAS claims to have 5000. 900 in
habitants, aud to be the third in popu-
lAtion and the first in size Of the States
in the Union.
" Col. Ingersoll's religion were
equal to his professed humanity he
would be the greatest saint tho world
has ever known. Bat it isn't.
THE beautiful poem, MAUD and
Clyde" written some weeks ago for the
DEMOCRAT, by Mira. H., Of this city, is
going the rounds Of our exchanges.
The insinuation that James G. Blaine,
Of Maine, hired substitute to do his
fighting in the recent war, has cast a
shadow over the debate in Congress.
PRESIDENT HAYES has done more for
the Republican party than any man
since Lincoln, says the Milwaukee Sen
tineL. What More than Mrs. Jenksl
The fashion notes say high fraizes
and long jabots are the leading styles
for neck-wear this Spring. Hotko-wat,
the Indian, wore simple hemp last Mon
day.
The plantation manners of Southern
Congressman are the plantation Bit
ters" of Republicans. Unlike other
bitters the Republicans can't swallow
them.
The negroes are still tlocking into
Kansas. 1t is to be hoped they viii
like it. 1t is good country to flock
to-judging from the way the grasshop-
pers flock to it.
HoN. JonN WHITEAKER has placed
US under obligations for a copy of the
Congressional Directory of the 46th
Congress. It is a comprehensive and
valuable document.
THOSE indebted to the DEMOCRAT es-
tablishment will please remember that
our grocer, merchant, doctor, etc., must
have money from us occasionally or our
supplies will be cut of.
SENATOR DAVID DAVIS, of Illinois, is
5 feet 10t inches in height, and weighs
in the neighborhood of 800 pounds,
gross. 1t is asserted that he is not
only a greenback man but mess backed
also.
The Okalona States, red hot rebel
paper Of Mississippi, now supplies most
of the leading editorials for Northern
Radical journals, hence there is meta
BILE improvement in the columns Of the
latter.
WILLIAM GARRETT, who was rescued
from the Indians BY Custer, says that
he was i Mountain Meadow Captive,
his life being spared on account Of his
age, which was only ten years. His