The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1879-10-31
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line proper place ior ooys 10 play ieaP-
frog Is On 'ne oack s'oop.
Are you pairing your nails?' asked
Jones; NO. said Brown, L am repairing
'nem'
d. In fallible is the verdict of the afflicted
when referring to The merits of "Sellers,
Liver Pills.
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Frankfort, Ky, has twenty one widows
anu n'ee.een w'uo"e'S unuef 'hir'y-hVo
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when may mans coa'-pocket be empty
anu ,haroy ye. h',o ha j., e'"''s i,i "ne"
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1taI;an. ot Iaus an@u1 hue. hae .gs tbo @ oas
nut stand
"A few men can read between the lines,'
but nearly all men go out between the acts
OFFS play. --y.' ..fi i',S,i...a
wh,, - ,ho "a b,,,,,oo,, en-
erman and lazy schoolboyf One bats
MS NOOK and the other hates his book.
A mat, who bought a box ofcigars, when
asked what they were. replied Tickets
''''','' i'oD, my "'e'
Cough Syrup, the most efflcacious remedy
for coughs, colds aud whooping cough,
Price 25c. I..a su.l
What did me dorkev do IN d.velor.th.
doctrine of evolution? lie brayed until he
became little hoarse. n.r
Clown at a circus: Here ladies' and
gentlemen, Is pony. AS you will see, i
"a" uo WIN MIN "na'eVer-he 'itea' ~ = Z,
-Four horses vera killed on recent
Coxsackie campmeetinr. Moral: Circus
horses rest on Sunday. .......
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- f. ttu waits p, .o~ Nnat ~
nan a"n 30, oahh I"ose worms, p,ess A aypul soo.,
cabbage will last several worms a week.
Indian babies never crys IF tbey find
an iuch of min sticking ;,to their Iees they
quietly wait for some one tn mil il ont in,
stead of disturhing the vboJs " v;l,,oe 2gaIs
Bad blood always causes trouble. It
may be a family fight. or hollis. pimples itch
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~, ~, 80 ou, Nv ,AA''' i'''''oy
h'oou earener Is the oure-ai'. 'ta"
;no asbed ,Wbat ia Rhode G TsisrS ce1ehr...d
c,r ., rs,,i;ad 81, ;s ,ho oal, naa of,he NJ,
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'SilH ''lfhf Fl'lN' 'ro 70 o"
When his cousin, Char lotte Dunno, was
married, Jones said, 1t was Dunno before it
and. not Dunne when it was done ''
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orty-nve thousano american mouse
uoors were shipped 70 Ehglenu Tue o,her day
on one s.eaIner. Were goipg 10 close up
.ne oiu country ,oeiore she ~ year oio-
"A crppcvMAN,s Op,,1oy Having
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hAo al oppo''unl'y 10 test lhe eAcelient
qualities ofDr. Bulls Cough Syrup, l hesi-
/ tate MOTTO say, il is the best remedy have
ever used in nv family.--Rev. VIM. Chan
man, Pastor M. E. Church, Georgetown, ID.
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.'-uprlght What, sir! You
caRe me ior one VINO can De orioeu lou
Insult my sense OF honor. put In case was
such man, now much would you giVefa '1
--Miss Mary O. Wells of Hartford Conn,
takes the prize of 5000 Offered her for the
besttentrance examination atsSmith College,
in Northampton, Mass.
II A Reliable Wine.
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1 MT. A. Speer, of New Jersey, whose Port
Grape Wine has such q. wide reputation and
| which physicians prescribe so oeneral,v was
the hrst in this country-to introduce the art
of making wine from the Oporto Grape,
which il now the hest wine to he had and
no. boooonr,o ,oot f,r;,o o =, 1a,
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