The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-09-02

Something that Happens During
Its Thirty Days.
A Tolersble Sort Of Good Month
to Christian Folks.

A Tolerable Sort Of Good Month
to Christian Folks.
Glorioua September hiss come At last:
In the days Of purple Sepie@ber,
The nut-dropping time ii the year,
When the leaves have rustic Of rplendos
And branches in silver appear, &c.
The &C" stands for great deal in this
world.
But reader, yesterday Wa the irss
day Of September. That is to say
it is the FIRST day of the fall
Of the year. and the fall is 90 called for
a great many reasons. 1t Is in the fall Of
the year that everything begins droppings
even man find the face Of the earth % slip
perry that he has u fall. and wOmen-bleae
her-tskes OF her-what-do-caIl-em when
she goes::out. we'll knowing that in nine cases
out of ten she is liable to ait down on the
streets without even waiting to say her
prayers.
During September Pat is m his glory.
He is able to get drunk and it don't
show until he gets home and lets il thaw
Out before warm Csc. Yes. September is
. great institution. II IT was taken out Of
the almanac there would he thirty days less
in year. Speaking of Pat, reminds US Of
the celebrated Blary stone.
Some time since one Of the brightest and
wittiest of Cincinnati's girls vent abroad,
and when she returned home, about the 6rst
person to congratulate her upon her return
was B@,a young blood of that city.
whose dollars exceed his sense in the ratio
OF about one million TO one.
CAV, Miss &" he said, "permit noe
to greet you, know you have had very
pleasant trip abrOad."
"Yes," she answered, "sery pleasant, liz
deed. 1 was ali over the continent and
England. Scotland and Ireland"
"Ah, in Ireland, and did you see the
Blarney stonew
"Yes, | was there"
NItis cuoutu ~ oCbIkuS W u III
always been q desire of mine TO kiss tina,
celebrated stone, but 1 have never had the
oPpertunity."
"Indeed. then. you should 20 there"
Il know, but have not done m, but Why
can't kiss it by proxy! You have been
there and kissed il, Why should not take
the influence Of Biarney from your lips
and the smart Aleck stepped forward Il
proxify the young lady.
But she drew back, and looking him ful
in the face said. Il beg your pardon, ny
dear, Mr.. B, hut | sat upon the Blarne,
stone"
But, resder, let us thank the Fates-ol
any other man-that September has come
1t markes a new era in the business Of TIN
country. The merchant sends for his neu
goods and the ladies hold conventions Z.
look at the latest fall styles, and 60 4
church to see If their neighbors haven't 20
on last falls style Of bonneis the mercnr,
begins 10 climb down from its elevated 20
sition, and the mocking bird hides his hea.
in h,s wing. The small boy returns hom
with torn and tatiered clothes and tells hi
mother that he unfortunately fell down
but the old farmer with IN orchard O
bright rosy apples knows better; the indus
trious and economical housewife begins 4
look in the garnet and cellar for old worn
out stove pipe, ETC., seeing which the lor'
and peer remembers that he il now YER
busy and fails 10 put m IN appearance uh
Ill the small hours Of the morning.
Yes, September in = glorious time. III
married man gets his guns doga and fisl'
ing tackle ready and With blanket SWIM,
over his shoulder HES himself away TO IN
wooded brook.
"That reminds me-" observed Grandfa
Their Lickshinglr, when the girl brought hin
q piece Of boiled mackerel At the breakfas
table-''thas reminds me of fish that 10
and yer grandfather had. IL warn eoldGsA
reckon il vos the most remarkable faI
shss aaybod5ever hearftsll of. We neve
noliced anything peculiar about il tile
bright 1shiny day. whea II jumped -
on the sige of the globe an began TO sin
for all tie world Nike . niGhtinksDe o
oriole. Wehad q canary hangin' close BY
an yOl never ssw such IN aseoaisAed birt
as it ~as. When be heard the Fish
singin' be vilted right down, and ssssne'
TO say: 'i.-'''-
Well, I'm bleassd il thst don't heat me Z
"An il did, too: for the bird uas n
singer. Alter - had iinished his sooa tn
goldfish yanked his head sroun' under h,
fin an scratched hisself like bird woul,
an In. abe esssIy, dat hads't eoe ove
his suunie, sesDed - ~ ,again: i !
ssNeRS thing syoo know, old teller
} you'll b lsyin. pigeon ekx." - Sc
SWELL, that 6sh used to jump On the aig
of its globe an sing n reg'laf as ths d,
d nd cooa, ssusetiDes- o. often % q DOR,
j tim0 . day.s WhenSs wanted L. to sin,
for company. gil % bad 70 do wss 10 set
piece Of sect music where il could see il
an out tk.t6s 'ud come a. ssckle il
Iehsehekit uas 'Yaa Pc Doo1er' 9 an ari
;, fpo the Italian 0peQ.&
Il could . got 1t situation situatiOn Il
the church choir At good salary" coa
dnued grandfather afier . pause, sonly 70
oue thiae., We could never teach tn
blaned thing to tom its own mosic."S
This = also TIE month vhes lshecssefu
tnAn lays aside Us lines add ms 90
envier duster. A. day or two asos 10
I'm Of 245-bes perdpp--a thspahDu.,
entered Main street clothing store, hav
ling. mans heavy buster on her arm an
'Bome one In here sold this duster to 10,
con Yesterday" l-y ~
as.Ye. ma'sm, ed t. nyysit," 10
e t 9. e''sto~ Be Looked a'a SIDE g
-Di6 yps tell ~ son chat this dus..
could be worn either to . picnic. ,fuassaI
bridal party Or quartesly meeting
did, ma'am, and 20 il can"
! SDid yoa I'll hiai L made . .easd. 3
blanket when not otherwise needed :"
i 81 did"
"That il could he used a. . boat-sail.
stretcher, . straw bed and bed-spread ?
"Yes. ma'sm, 1 did"
.And that many people used them Q
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