, 1879-08-03
PERSONALS

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man.-John Sherman.
cannot back out. I cannot even call for
the police Thomas Eninu-
The clubs of the Now York police should
be muzzlcd during the warm weather.
Tue only thing that will save Ewing is an
imitation OF the number OF Democratic voters.
Re good boy. my son, or you may grow
IN prond and boom for the Presidency some day.
If any man attempts to haul down my
barrel shall shoot him on the spot-s.J. 1flden.
Slr. Tennyson is urged to write m inaugu-
raj ode for thcAustraliau International Exhibition.
John Sherman got out Of Meine in hur-
nv. Gail Hamilton is as reaclerous and unreliable
as Zulu.
The New York Commercial WANTS the bees
muzzle1. We nominate tho conu"ercioi man to
muzzle 'em.
Fanny Davenport has married the actor
Ned Price. Fanny, just think Of the other hcarts
that will ache.
Napoleon the Great, Napoleon Ill, and
the Prince Imperial all wrote and LETT their Wills
on British soil.
The dangerous illness from which Mrs
James Russell Lowell is recovering in Spain is IN
attack Of typhus fever.
Our relations with England are so e1-
1rcmcIy anicable that the English mission should
be filed without delay.
Aleck Stephens late speech partakes
largely OF the most prominent characteristic Of his
physique-it is very thin.
The New York Herald tells Mr.. Tlden
that he can never DO President. Mr.. T1ldcn, re
presume, does not plny polo.
De In Matyr is in Florida, and some
young and needless alligator may get sick at the
stomach bY swallowing hiu,.
Minister Welsh did not like the duties of
hs niesfon. he cou1dnt tell whcthera flush bents
four accs, or thrces TWO pairs.
Senator Zach Chandler is stopping in Bos-
ton, on The way to visit his daughter, the wife OF
the Hon. Eugene Hale, Of Maine.
Mr. Talmage, the English people say,
talks through his uose,-bnt merely. VIC suppose,
to glse hts mouth rest occasionally.
In spite OF the fact that the National Board
OF Health issucs yellow fever circular every dsy
or two, that lively disease issprcadlng.
Alexander Stephens insists that State has a
right to secede but very much IN tue sanle manner
as man has right to jump into horuets nest
English grammar, according to Richard
Grant White, is dead, and We must now turn to
John A. Logan's oratory to sec what it used to be-
A man III Iowa has been married fifteen
times. and II Suaan 3. anthony is sincere in her
aversion to matriulony she had better keep out OF
bis way.
Tho announcement comes from Washing
ton that Grant paper is to be established there.
Iii A<or rf T1hv
absence.
There IS no harm, but, On the contrary,
plenty Of money, in lotteries, says the Rev. Mr.
May, Of Washington, who has just won $1;j, 900
III q lottery.
One morning recently some thief went
into the press-room of tho New York World,
snatchcd up its entire edition, put it IN his pocket,
and made his escape.
President Hayes has sent to Prof Gncist,
of the Law Faculty of Berlin, collection Of vol
umes on the history Of jurisprudence, in 1ccogni-
ton Of distinguished services.
NJ Gounod has sold the score of. his new
opera, s'Tribut de Zauora, " for $780, 600. It is
to be brought out at the Grand Opera, in Paris,
at the commencement OF the next scason.
Napoleon Bonapart8, the negro murderer,
who was hanged at sarlis, Miss, last week, told
a reporter that his proper name was Wiley Watson,
but that after reading the life Of Napoleon Bona
parte he became go irnresscd with his character
That lie assumed the name Of tho Corslcau con-
qucror.
While Mt Ems tho German Emperor is said
to have had chancc~meeting in the Restaurant
Gardens with q troop OF school, boys, who were
spending holiday in exploring the town: .'What
brought you here, my lads? - inquired he. t'We
came to speod holiday and see rhe Emperor. II
said their leader. ''To see the Emperor: Then
have good look at him!'' rejoincd the monarch,
turning himself round back and front. II am the
Emperor" He then conducted tho party to
booketall not far away, and presented to each boy
his photograph.