Litchfield enquirer., 1879-05-22
CLIPPINGS.

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 CLIPPINGS.
 4 uOvd thing-A readable romance.
 Th@ t0aEg minssra is hanjovial fellow The mind of an enyieus man is a hell unto ts<If
 Truth s stranger than fiction, for there is bss of E
 HAzzing is tso good for fifteen cent chro- no
 Green turtles Those that allow themselves ts be caaght
 The pSuress clad politician is very often he wD8 c4zzges hEs cat most frequently.
 At h<s accounts the ChIlian army had the BadviAa army dsEn and was sitting on him. Why TS rosebud like promissory note l. Bersuse Il ulzturrs by falling due.
 I syBtsczte hzs been formed in Bridgeport for the PGEpase Of buying basket of straw beTrSe&
 To be interesting a speaker should be full of hs szblecs. unless he happens to be speaking ss4inzs Equr.
 sS3Od bless yoa sll,' says Talmage to the Pre<byteTy= '-but how like blazes you have 6sd :" and the echo is. You're another"
 When an honest hen is laying the founda- tSla far family and doing all the hard work, sSUe absurd rooster is ready to do the crow ing
 Two small but benevolent infants in the V-so lotG hgS Break sROzzer one of, Johnny, so's he woaT be lame"
 Raxuum hzS capillary attraction this sea- soa tn the shape of hairy elephant The ke1ss carries an old fashioned hair trunk when he tr1vekS
 Miss Penny was saved from drowning by Jonathan Smith In equity she belongs to Scaith from this time hereafter, because a Pen- a-y sGEed IS A Penny earned
 Are we undeveloped lunatics '" asks the AIh4ny Times Good gracious, sir! cheer up We have no doub4 you are just as much de- veLOpsd AS anybody
 Tlpe fea Is the politician of the insect world He Es ever itching for place, creates no end of dESsurS1noe, and you never know where to find him
 Ju<tye= Have you anything to offer to the court before sentence is passed on you ?" PrEsS0cT= Nc. judge. l had ten dollars bus my lawyers took that"
 Ozr EszTish cousins do not readily erasp the heznties of American horse -iockeying A horse thai always wins IS not valuable as a uBo1ey making investment
 Cbswns have deieriOrated so much during the F<zsG twenty-five years that circuses are sew SbEgrd to employ four of these stale jes- terS la make up the deficiency.
 i promising college graduate decided to becODe . minister, and a fellow student study ing foE the bar @t once applied for the position cf csaasel al his trial.
 The city water has been very dirty for few dzES F&sG We mention this as a matter of neSS Do1 knowing whether anybody in town drinks w~ieE besides Ourselves.-Stdndard
 The we4ther continues very changeable in cE=Erzl New York. A few days ago man in tsxz oS11try WAS sGn-ssruck right at the close of a SssE ssOTm because he couldn't get his uNseer Of quick enough.
 Auza and wife in Tpton, Ind, agreed. to s<sSEzse. Their property was divided piece ky peeoe. unsn nothing was left but baby and 1esw- The husband gave the wife her c@oacS. &1d she took tho COW SczzzzSs< say the sun will cease to shine SeEezzeea millions of years hence, but by that rE@e E1SslGis eaec1ric fight will be in com. rAsss workIag cuicr, and we shall not mourn the bssx Of OSa Sol
 Tks w01Ed-oe assassin of the Gar is said tt have bern scAo0l seacAcr, but he must hay, hexz & EssexzhAe one. fer any school-teache wA8 ca1a& Ea@ sk two paccs certainly isn't fl so s<@cA yO0ag ideas how to shoot Mss Bs@c@w (whs has been reading to he Sszz3KF- -sEzsSol czax): 50 yeu see, children the r1d G Aaron swallowed up all ths sGae< ru2& Tommy (with heartfelt sigh) Gsx-v. ds1T I wish dads old tlckIer had beer rAzSs
 FrUeezssr Cts scller who persistently refuses Hs EscHEzEEe the fzc& that he is ''fiunking'): }: NSE, AE -, what Is this trap rock P Sezsar= Il cat ST, recall the exact chemi c2 c@mEssEiEhon Prcfess0r: s.Ah. very like lv- ThGS are uux SIX men in the country whs cHA~ CWTAd sppAAnse-l
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 Gaver ocs4ical practice, and mus MT, uGT @E5eAnly 00e Tobacco. Why Sr- even Aag wOui not smoke it '" ssDr C@ UE&s1 the amused listener. do vol SzsaiEe ssHmurog~ s<fs No. sir" he answered g-u1F. wGk ZzcA indignation. Then pray wa1zA & @ozS Ike the hog. you orI?'
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