The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-11-04
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Woman's -postscripts. feSl.
Il The best thing out-a big Gre. sas.ao
Winter comes when autumn leaves. .
How to mark table linen--upset the
gravy. : sa,24 s9os
A kid-napper--Mrs. Winslow'a sooth.
ing syrup, br.
liyou want a man {, let you alone.
let him loan. g,.ss ~ go sa- a
Business men seise on the fall season
to make money. a Ah 1i1
Can Candinavian pugilist be called =
noxious Swede2
A vell.meaning man-One who con-
templates digging one. ~
Every man has his prejudices, and
every woman her bias. ~
A young man In pressing his own suit
frequently wrinkles the girls.
TIA girl wants to get married, she
generally says 80 to her pepper. n.S''
Burned at the, steak-the fingers OF
the servant who Was cooking II. :.
It is wise schoclmaster who employs
cuffs to take the starch out OF his schol'
are. ~ a1DUA i6f Ia 9Faiais3 }az
II acknowledge the CORN as the
man ssid when he pulled onda tight
boot. stI l9s5s q R 1stissea
1t is only the female sex who can rip,
darn and tear. without being considered
profane. .@ - 'S'''s1i i1as ''s--'.,
aAh," said : deaf man. who had >
scoldiug wife, "mau wants but little
hear below. - :. :. -. -,
This is the season Of the year when
corn ripens, the leaves fall, and Butier
is nominated, yss9 volf6i 81 ,lsf
The only housework that some girls
do is when they begin to dust arouad
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Columbus made the egg stand. but
Italians of less renown have made the
peanut stand.o ai'7f2 T'se bl!.o2 sw u
II man chsvs tobacco pedestrian, ,he
must not expectorate az anything but .
speculator.--N. r. Mat.
As ID the golden tress Of hair to but
ter so are unkind words from the rire
| lips Of beautiful woman. =. -15,es
The purpose of the Law .is to split
hairs, shield criminals and hit Justice
between her blind eyes, s4 a.f~
ii You never knpw that the country is
on the verge ofruin until it becomes
necessary to choose new officers.
s 1t was the condemned murderer. Just
reYrieved, who was the author OF the
! remark-"No moose, is good news ;"
The Chicago type of q girl has non
pareil head on BREWER body and long
primer feet-typographicatiy speaking.
The Lachinc Rapids possess consider
able life yet. notwithstanding they have
been "shot" so many times. Canoe ac-
count for this rb-st lA2ssa3l
1t is very natural for q mans eyes to
be watery when he has cataract In
them, or for him to perspire when he
has creek h the back.
1t doesn't look we'll to see q married
couple walking tandem, be twirling a
cane, and she with both arms full of ba.
by, shawl and satcbel. .e5Ss..
Mother (very sweetly) to children
| who just had . distribution OF candy
"What do children say when they get
candyi" Chorus-"More ~ sa.r
"A strange fresklof nature is reported
by eentleman living out on the west.
ern suburbs. Last week his wife gave
birth to . daughter With bear neck and
deer little feet. pi tas saa5 sod 81 D.
There are 5000 corsets pressed in
this city daily. This is merely news
item. New Hdses Register, Such jokes
should 90 into the waist basket -Cin
eisndsi Commercial q nIsS bas sfnfa
The worst case OF sei6shness on, rec.
ord is that OF . youth who complained
because bis mother put larger mus
|tard plaster on his younger brolter than
she did on him: 80 .'.s'
4 The economical msn now ponders on
the problem OF whether il will be cheap
Ell. to buy bis wife new pair of gloves
esery. day OF tWo or provide her with
an elegant diamond ring, e.h .,, n 7isl
l. A well-known evangelical clergyman,
on ,being accused of leaning toward
Uuiversalism, replied that he hoped aevs
|erybody would 60 to Heaven, '.and. y
said be, ..therear some persons / wish
were there nowW gat,s 4 t6yne2d sgilaa
II Jscob's ladder was now to be plsc.
ed against the entrance Of Heaven, as OF
old, YOU couldn't induce anybody to as.
cend II. An opposition elevator would
get all the passenger traffie.1Ns,s aHa.
usn Regiater. oss59Eis yses ssv @soi
A Milwaukee girl suffering from lock
Jaw was left alone with . mouse by the
sbrewed physician, and she contriyed tn
open her mouth enough to give yell
that made the, cr"ckerv. in the china
closet rattle. Boston Post 2st0
Now thro' the woodland colonnadss
The withered bannefsts of June sa,a
Float downward 70 the lowly blades
| That sigh the summers parting boon; ii
From many . lovly meadow nook i.a
| Tbo th;stla Aoaks iks suovv Aakas