Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-05-27
The parkey Nigh School.

"Dar's gwins to bs pow'ful sarchin'
auiry 'nauesratsd roun' hsah," said
Mr.. Copsrnicus. last Monday morning.
% hs pulled of bis gloves and raped on
the dssk for books. "I'm maxim some
remarks. young uns, and I want yer to
hol' do hsps o. yo' ears in psrpindiculous
psrsishon. Stop dat snickerin, Ben
BlackinboI, lss'n pat bcI id i've
handles long side o. dat souss meat on
de side o. yer head. Now, 'oordin' to
all Do information which has obtained
fun de preacher and one o. de dskuns
dar Was q boy. dat longs to dis school.
dat went to do chu'ch yistiddy, and
stead o. listning to dc prsachin', as dc
offspring oh spectacle parents had orto
do, hs 'ployed his time in nIin' pin on
do bench in front Oh him, so dat dc pint
would hol' itself up straight, and wait
for do report OBJ do committy. An Mr..
Norefuss. do preacher. say dat jes as he
got in do middle oh do first hymne. .
fat woman come in in considerable ob
q hurry an drapped 'ersslf on do pin;
an he says dat shs seemed to sorter rise
up like Q steamboat 'splosion had tux
place under 6e bench, an made sev'ral
laudible remarks net 'zactly in 'cordsnce
wid do s'roundings, an which 'ca-ioned
oonsidsrabul OBJ an upsturbance. How
sumsvsr. ondsr all de circumstances ob
de affair. do ungodiy words oh de sister
was passed obsr, and do deekin spoke to
me dis nawnin' bout 1t, and lowed as
how I'd better pass . resolution ap-
pointin' myself as an invsstigatin' COM
mittse, wid power to SEN fur pussons
an papers, an endsavor, a. far a. In
my power lay, to discover do lump O.
ain dat was do 'casion OF all do trouble.
De eommitty il now organized. an dc
Investigation will commence.
"Bill Bosin, whore was you yes
tiddy r.
"Sor 2"
EYES. you."
Ill was out ter Cumminsville.
hshin' In do canal, and nebsr caught
muffin but little mudturkle. dout any
TAIL" And Bill began to leak out OF the
eyes.
"DatT do; yer needn't commence to
eit up 'sr wet spell here in harvest time.
Turn dat book right side up. an set
down on dat nail kAg outer do way.
Stan up. Jim Johnsing; whr was you
ysstiddy p
"I vent out 10 Do base ball an peeked
froe do cracks in do fence. i warn't AZ
de chu'ch tall"
IAN right" said Mr.. Copernicus, and
he smiled just the least bit. "whar
vss you. Tom Luksnsl : You was st
ohu'eh 2"
"No. sir'ss. 'twasn't me put no pin
ON der seat f'Ikin prove by Johnnie
Simson dat me an him went ont TO Mr..
Stones orchard and got some apples;
didn't We Johnnie 2"
eyes. we did. an OIL Stone like to
got ~ an licked rs, an We hid from
him in the gallbsrry patch, an staid till
mos night"
"Dstn do. boys, datll do. Here
Joe johnson. run dis sprout in de hot
ashes, and kinder temper it, till l get
on nv coat an prepar' to rsctify some
OF do morals oh dis yeah gang. kinder
kotch up wid you. boys. jes made NJ
dat tale bout do woman an do pin, an
found ont al bout war 20 was yes
tiddy. Bill was oct to Cumminsville.
Ashing in do canal on do Lords day.
an never ootch nuthum' but little
turkls; Jim Jonsing ho went to base
ball, an Tommy Luksns and Johnnie
Unison was hslpin' deysslis to Mr..
Stones apples, an like to got oosch:
All right. boys, de testimony Is all in an
dc verdic's made up. We will now pro
eesd to pass de sentence OBJ outraged
law" And in about minute sound
like hrscracksrs on the Fourth Of July
was heard in the temple Of knowledge.
and Q weeping and Q howling like .
msnagsris and . thunderstorm went
out on the surrounding atmosphere.
until old Aunt Dinah. who lives over
the way, leaned on her scrubbing brush
and remarked. "Brudder Copernicus
'tirsly to sevissrous whom hs gets
started"