The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-11-06
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acher.
THERE isagmier insathisg plaeesswho a,,,.a
wifi notleyen give man advice.
e A FELLOW can never get intoxicated -
on being treated WITH Immunity 8 E4lsaEEsE
ORPHAN people should be educated
at the University of Pa51 4 stsass leaT issN
j. sssAH,', said q, deaf man who had q vo~.
seolding wife, 20 man wants but little L'
hare below. ."sa3ait s3ss8 s1s o. etszals6 Cd
The young lady who was proposed to ....,,.nr
by a.fre- -eater now says she had a.burnt
Offering -asseN s.i besaafaf szn zaIsfsa gsef}
least to one e0fsin pointRif YOU but e your @ finger
on. him you sure he is there.ey.; svssrv ts.i a
: oIF it wasn't for the weather there
never, would be any variety in some fs's4
peoples conversation. Goa IL = ..s;...e,.
sstff6NE, but not for. cotton" said the
darkey when the thief ran away with his Nv
swoolen overceatao: t6aosM sSvix sss9Ssg.assesyg
- MANS .inhumanity to man. makes ,s
drink for five cent. whisky sso<; es,gs,.a;ss
/. / lWHEN. a man is kissing a girl he
should have dry clergyman preaching E8ss&
to him in order to make the sensation
seem longer. t@N
( saWHff1sKY puts lona some of thesco1ors II
swesee in autumn leaves, but who ever
heard. Of admiring young ladies doing 'sE'As
red noses in waxswork2ysG COG 3[ s,5sssssr
u Mss Ms Ir-.T;g The s,Il. young man you
inquire about is allsright He zhassbeen Ai'.a
sabsaroer f foa our great mora mOrai hn
aaYE ica1Aop, timorous,. fastidious Ia
dies against going into the Forests With = -
out q fan to hold up before their eyesI .y,i1
The trees, are making a-reekless ex-
posufe OF their bare limbs.1i sse ssleag I'D
IN the coming race for the matrimo-{ an
NAL prize, the family foMer. that makes
the best bread can sit, down low q 8 winner On sssT
anylap she chooses.-Neao YORK. People.
You, ,doughnut say so .sfessss sias "a
4 THERE seems to be hope that a long
suffering public will obtain relief atlast. 81 sa
! Captain Boyton contemplates taking q as.ss
/ .wfm down the Yellowstone, and nobody
ever came through that river alive sss4' Aoe
SHAKEsPEARE never repeated. There
was a gifted little boy in Kentucky
last week who resembled the immortal t2s
bard in this important. particular. He &C., -
houghtlessly twisted a mules tail
T sc YOUNG woman down town says she s,-s
didn't like to kiss her sweetheart with
the soft new mustache, because it madosia asaz
her feel SO down in the mouth.-Sta.yg 4ssf
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TIE campaign. club that can't locate aoE
Its headaparters u g Fs near ana b beer sa
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are lucky Politics area good deal like Isss
beer anyhow-half of the enthusiasm
lis foam.-M Y Peopls.-s.-.
WHEN freedom from her mountain
! height unfurled her standard IN the air, ''3
she little thought that the Stimewould nsia
come when the cheeky agent Of BoggssS 49,.
ESure Cure for Corns," would also puff sS
his nostrums there. kasiata-as 2 asgs' s. nssz 3
Ip may appear remarkable, but Cay-n e4aa
enne pepper, one of the hottest of things,
lis exceilentto make iceawater. Hxyou6r
4 don't belieyer this, throw a handful in :, >,
somebody's face, and watch the eyes -
water. 'as' sfeA seass sAss.asfGzz vssaszss<
HEN aalog snapsTat a fly that hasssxaF1
been lfoolipg around him for fours five -
! hours and misses it, he feels just Ike a 7Ss'
girl who pours the full tide of her affec-
4 sttions over a young man and csudaeni yGT
gdiscove-s that it won't soak in.ss ssse ~.s sis.
b. ONE month in the school of af1lction -
is a big lesson, but If you want to make sssE
a man feel mean enough to- ichaW;door. hps
knobssof. lock him UP for two days as. a.
4 witness in an assault and battery case sss%
!. that he don't know anything. about atN ga-
WHEN man looks sover the school
iyard fence .andf sees and hears the bowl xzrs-
| ing wildefnss OF noisgz hiIdren, hebes ~
\ gins to wonder if there isn't mistake in
the Bible when it says, "For of such is
uEthe kin. dom of heaven. y Steubeauitle
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l. THERE'S an article going the rounds
!. under the title " How to avoid bad but
7 ter'' We should say ageod way to do
f itzwould be not to go near the blamed
A. old goat, and ifshe comes near you, climb
over the fence aaadaslips up the back zss7
stairssesnsslT szsssM Asiw ,sa lao va5Hasy-4 ra
"a CHURCH CT " ~ cplbsT got tipsy The other -.
Il day and ia thai condition WIS met BY saesf
Eltis pfstor. Bcing stcri.iy realfke siforsszoss
lis @csduct ihetexe.;Seds hifnscifs in thisszlsa
i yiso: . You Know, paIsus sthat for Inorenns
I .aaF eassn ty syetsss sei ssrssa the L Lord
faafst fn! W Fl vs. Hd IS, 50 IL. iierght st. 80.
A afi.4il IS we'll staEe day OF. $50 sNs'
Il ..sJfsERE IS 4 twcIits tvearod yeaRgsserisseg
I iSirs On = street, wlaa never fails an AIR A6g
swell any CT asionzRllt osiAimss Tie
EDther day his fl her tried hln =" !" stamp I. =.
) Ehini sita. this prallem:, Q NJ son, sap
! .j.poee Won. had q Kitchen in the northwest
cpf ntr q! orr hossa IN stalSlein the z
southesst etsrise rsof wear ward, that ses
!, tswh saetlc wind blew fre,ns the northwest se.s
,s there would be q st rong slnel 81 corned
81 -s,eef and G lbgg in the house and VIXEN =
II tie wihG csfne fronf tic soutest there saqss
WIS X St r5.rs horse * ter afeut tie promszvc
+ ;st / se@awettIa yons acts to preyertn nthess.s
jveerhedsEeefs odor sfrom. .permeating the ssst
staine q ssss ssssNllys Areplied the lad, 70 -
81 keep my horses in the Kitchen and cook
u my corned beef IN the stable. .''ss ~sA-@
Confession Not Always Good for sthesssas
r. -sSsaS e-aass1 Soul sa~ 8 @sasa essw ars
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