Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-04-03

40. grecs.
When stag takes to the water he swim
for deer life.
est Bray is The somewhat suggestive nan
ola Montreal editor.
-, Milkman hung himself in New York la.
week. Oh. water calamity
-, THAT point is not well takel." said III
~ scloolnaster when he sat down on a pin.
j. We often find that an eloquent speaker
90 like a riyer-greatest at the mouth.
Is Conclusive. Manknd." said a preach
III er. includes woman: for man embrace
d woman.'
There i, no better anti-fat remedy thai
Mt poor whisky: it will make man lean in
u Sllolt time.
= \ patient is undoubtedly in very bat
" WAY when his disease is acute and his doc
y tor isn't.
IN former times the man ate cream ifthe
eat didn't anticipate him but now they ere
mate the man.
Soliloqny by tippler-The public al
= ways notices you when Won have been
drinking, and never wien you are tilirs-
ty.
The married man who goes away from
, home to visit the clubroom sometimes
has the club broom visit him on his re-
turn.
. marriage notice in an exchange com
mcnceS Lynch Pynn." which is quite ap-
propriae for married couple, as any TEL
low can see
IN illinois judge has decided that a
washing bill cannot be collected, anG any
experienced washer-wom"n will tell him
that hciS right six times ont of ten. which is /
probably better than the average of his de-
cisSions
\ man who buried four or five wives in
Wayne county. Ind. was notified NOT 10
marry any more till they started new
ccmctry.
y man innorcn'ly spoiled sermon and
prayer by eNclaimng. while the tears roll
ed down his checks. Lord Thou knowest
| have been an awful snncr-tlle chief
among ten thousand and one Altogether
lovely
Two gentlemen were arguing in past ,
fli. with only Il goat for an audience. +,
In reply to a statement of one the other :,
sad: Il know. But" The goat took /,
him at his word. and the argument was
continued on the other side of tie fence.
Not over one person in three has legs of +
equal length. and every man should he :.
posted on the relative length of his limbs h
nat ne may know which one to use Tor +,
short and which one for long kicking. n
II Georgetown. Mass. the son of wild If
wv married a girl whose brother married b.
he widow. and a child born to the first II
ollnle has an uncle and grandfather and N
grandmother and an aunt in the same l.,
'crSOns. ia
IT was IN Portland. Oregon. Mr.. Wilson &C
id IL was pronounced "ack-l-demy," and eli
II. Jones sad it WAS a-cad-amy. They Gu
rev their pistols and popped. and both y,
eep in the field behind the academy.
According to the Elmira Gazetts, ga
oman takes her nightcap. looks in the
lass. and jumps into bed; the old man to-
oks IN the glass. takes his night cap. and pr
AhPraiIy stays up Ill night" A distinct 40
n with decided difference. wi
When Colfax married pretty Nellie Wade Ian
'arS ago, a mln went about among his OF
q'laintanceS. asking. Since Colfax had ma
ellie Wade. why does he not have his I'M dol
: weighed also?' And when they would tleI
give it mp he would answer: Because res
IS Ben Wade att;
\ gentleman having m appointment with NE
other who was habitually unptnctual. to -
great surprise found him waiting. He
us addressed him: "Why. see YOU are
re first at last. You were always
hind before; but I am glad to see Won fts
We become early oflate."
y SMILE" says an inexperienced writer.
osis the giver nothing. yet it is beyond
ce TO the eiring and repentant.' Such
torrance is deplOrablc. A s'smile" does
t the giver something, unless he pur-
ldes the bartender to put it on the
ic.
IN honest flibcrnian. trundlng hand Eoz,
I containing all his movelbIes. was ac-
ted by a friend with: .Well, Patrick.
are moving again. see.' Faith
, replied he. The times are so hard it's -
'le cheaper hiring hand carts than pay
lints."
ne OF the Paris papers publishes the fol-
ing: There are Gastons in America
everywhere else. One of them said In "V'
state of Ohio the cold is so intense in se,rt
winter that this happened to me: Aud
attacked by robber. took ont nv Ware
oil. There was powder in it. but no sur
- ~, -" SUryf
was inspired by lucky idea. | or
in the barrel and fired The spittle Cole
e on its way and the malef,c,or was
dead y" Assoc
n artist went to his doctor fora remedy Z. $.
. cold which kept his wife at home s Sn;
int your wiie's back with iodine was CLERK
injunction. In the evening the artist Clerk
10 work. His artistic fancy rot the Ter, c,erK
n OF him. lie skeiched a landscape
Il river in the foreground. mountains
re background and introduced bits of Reris
ne. hive you not iiniSieu!' said Recci
vie lmpAlienily. "les." he replied
hait Minute more to put on my name
send for the fra,ner.'' Eegist
ltecei,
The Learned Blacksmith,
thu Burrit s.titp learned hl,.l-cp;tI, =. caaa,i