The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-03-18

"WelI, you may b sure, otosd
there amazed 'enungA, and oad too.
lWha6 ] bod her talk about my bsiu
ell ! vas 6shi"kin | was. I vss sure
Iay hpDba6d - scarce Z 20 weeks old,
| . husband-had n,ld oil. Il wss too
bod. &ished had ius said / waa
the Earl 80 Of Random and brassed Il
out.
II rushed hack and loun hin
s0okia . pipe On . hack porch. !
charged hin With hi per6dy. but b
vowed % earnest that he had not told
tthese people OF our kncies. or ever
had spoke to EN-. that had to BE-
lieve him.
IL expec'.' says be. that they'er
jus makin-believs = as we are. There
amt no patient 90 makin-believe.'
This didn't satisfy me. and - he
seemed to Be % csrelessabOut il ]
walked away. and LETT him to HE pipe.
| determined to 60 take walk along
come Of the country road. aud think
this thing over Tor myself. l went
arOun to the front gate. where the
woman Of the house va. a-standin
ta!kin to somebody, and / Jus 1owed
to her, for I didn't feel like ,ayin any
thing. aud walked past her.
"'Hello! said che. jumpin in iron,
me aud shutiin tho gate. You
can't 70 out here. II you want to
walk you can walk shou, in the
grounda There's lots Of sl.ady paths.
Cant 20 out ! ay /. tsa't 20
out! What do you mean BY that?
81 mean jus what I say said she,
and she locked the gate.
II couldn't stand any more Of this
and ran into our room where my hus.
band va. When l told him what
bad bsppensd, be was real sorry.
81 didn't know you thought Of
going out b said, 'or ] would have
told you I'll about il. And now ct
down and quiet yourself. and Ill tell
you just how things H. So down We
Gts, and says b jus 40 earn - .
GUNNER cloud. Ny dear. this 10 .
lunertic asylum. Nov. don't jump
be says; Il didn't bring you here -
cause I thought you was crazy, but
because wanted y,u To So what
kind Of psopls they was who Imagined
themselves earle and earl sssss, and
oil that sort o thing, and to have %
idea how the thing worked after you'd
been doing il . good while and had
got used to it. thought it would b
. good thing. while was Earl Jigusl
and you Was . noble earl ess, 10 como
t. place where people acted that
way. I knowed you had read lots o
books about knights aud princes and
bloody towers. and that you knowed
all about them things. but didn't
suppose you did know how them same
things looked in these days. and .
lunert,c asylum Was the only place
where you could zee 'sm. So / went
70 . doctor knowed.' he said.
and got . certificate from him tn
this private institution, where ws
could stay for while and git posted
% romantica'
"sThen,' says l. the upshot was
that you wanted IN teach q lesson."
".Jus that says he.
".All right, ays I f; its tsachsd.
And now lets git out Of this jus -
quick % Ne kim
"'Thatll suit me- be saye, and
we'll lsavs BY the noon train. III 90
and go about the trunk beio sent
down
$50 ID he went tn zee the man Who
kept the house. while / falls to packin
up the trunk - fast - ] could"
"Weren's you dreadfully angry at
him I" asked Euphsmia. who, having
Q romantic streak in her own compost
ton, did not sympathizs altogether
With this heroic remedy for Pomonas
disease.
mo ma'am," said Pomons. mot
long. When thought Of Mn. Gen.
sral jackson and Tom Thumb, Il
couldn't help thinkin that I must have
looked pretty much the same to my
husband. who. l knowed now. had |
only been nskia.bslisvs to make !
believe. Aud besides, couldn't b |
angry very long for laughio. for when !
he come back in . minute. - mad - |
! March hare, aud said they wealdn't |
et me out nor him nuther. ] fell to !
sughin ready to crack my aides.
" They ay. said be. - soon - hs
,ouh speak straight. that ~ can't
70 out without another certificate
rom The doctor. I told EN- I'd 70
myself and go him about II, bot they
aid no. couldn't. for il they did
hat way everybody who ever was
eot here would b goin out the next
|ay to 80 about lsavir. didn't want
o make no fuss. % I told them I'd
rite q letter 70 The doctor and tell
i'm to send On order that would soon
bow them whether ~ could 70
ut OF not. They ssid that would b
hs best thing to d.. and - Pm goin ,
0 write it this minute hs
ID.
"'How long vill W have to wait ?
ays !, when the letter was done.
"'Well,' aye be. the doctor can't
Of this before Tomorrow moruiu, and
ven If b answers right svay. 10
'out ct our order to 90 out until the .
ext day. So well jus have to grin !
I'd bear It for . day and Q half L
"'Thi = . lively old britlal-trip,' .
nd I-'dry falls and . lunsstie !
.ylum.'
"'We1l try to make the rest Of il i,
etter. said b.
"Well. % the mornin' Of the next !
~ ] went into the lite front room 9
bat they called the Office. to go If 9
nero was letter for % yet. an there t
asn't nobody there TO ask. Bot ] 9
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