The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-03-27
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Begin to clean up.
No room for loafers.
Winter still lingereth.

0A4tCi Sun iAASCACdis
Time for "schooners."
The roads are bottom up.
Allfool's day will be next
No change in grain markets.
Easter eggs are being laid now.
"Pinafore'' is becoming a bore.
Keep your stoves up a while yet.
Easter comes on the 18th of April.
Spring election, Monday, April eth.
Court is in session again this week.
The musical frog will soon be heard.
Flowers are blooming-onnew bonnets
The fields are beginning to look green
The walking mania hasn't struck Ea
ton.
Some people spell his name this way
Bob Injuresoul.
March is a deceptive month but April
will lilac everything.
The season for borrowing whlte7wasr
brushes is drawing nigh.
Many of the country schools have al
ready closed for the winter term.
Arsenic in the Leadville water, and
snakes in the whisky. Don't go.
Farmers are beginning to turn their at
tention to the hard work of spring.
Elect Sam Shields Street Commission
er again and we will have a clean city.
Latest styles and patterns of iewelry
for sale at Joe Campbell's, Minors cor.
ner.
The happiest condition for mar is to
have plenty to do and willing hands to dc
it.
The old Trustees have made good off
GERS and should be reelected again.
Don't forget it.
Finest gentlemen's and ladies' gold
watches at fair prices, for sale at Joe
Campbell's, Minors corner.
The County Fair viii be held COM
mencing on the 30th of September, and
closing on the 3rd of October.
wANrED.-A good active man and 81
boot jacks, at Barnhart's Gallery north
Of THE p~ost-ofice, Eaton, O.
JoHE r. STEPHEN, Esq, requests us to
say that he will be a candidate for Town
ship Clerk at the April election.
Get your watch or clock repaired at
Joe CampbeI's. All work warranted.
MINORS corner
When poverty oyertakes a man the
world easily discovers him to be a fool,
but in his prosperity no one knew it.
Sam Shields is the man the citizens OF
Eaton want for Street Commissioner. He
beats them all for solid work.
A chimney sweep was fined $40 for
warbling his solo upon the streets of Van
Vert. Moral and quiet place that!
Joe Campbell keeps all the new styles
of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry at Min
or's corners
On dit: Mrs. So-and-So says Mr.. What
you-calLhim and Miss Now-you-have-got-
her are engaged and will shortly be mar
RED.
WILL HAMBIDGE will be a candidate for
reelection for Township Treasurer. He
has made a good one and should be con-
tinued.
We wish the P. Ms. accommodating
soul would open both doors of the P. o..
for the benefit of the ''business" rush at
mail opening.
Go to Joe Campbelps new store to buy
your machine needles and the finest oil
for your machine.
1t is one Of those rare, good remedies
which used once will be always kept in
the house. DIR. Bulls Baltimore Pills we
refer to. Price 25 cents
The birds are returningf from their win
ter sojourn in the sunny south, and now
make the mornings joyous with their mer-
ry songs.
Farming is one OF the best and most
respectable avocations in the land, and
could be made more lucrative by proper
attention.
The average boy will soon be hunting
up his last years ishngpole andprepare
to ssattend school" onthe bank Of Seven
mile.
The married man who goes away from
home to visit the club room, sometimes
has the club broom visit him on his re-
turn.
There are too many women walkists
and too many idle wash-tubs. A nation
al washing match might vary the mono
tony.
There must have been a tin wedding
down town somewhere, because we saw a
dog the other morning going along Barron
street with his donation tied to his tail.
G. w. Bloom, of New Paris, Preble Co.,
proposes to publish a Prohibition CAM
paign paper, beginning about the 18th Of
April. We hope he'll get 1000 good pay
ing patrons.
1t is coming on time for new fish stories,
and the reliable old liars who have lain
dormant all winter may now feel at liber-
ty to step to the front and be weighed for
the first dash.
Absolutely free from Morphia and 9TH
er dangerous agents DR.. Bulls Baby Syr-
up is valued most highly as a remedy for
the disorders of babyhood. Price only %
cents a bottle,
In another column viii be found the
law passed by the General Assembly,
which forbids any person from hunting
on farms, without a written permission
from the owner of the premises,
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