The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-01-21

our mer,in' cloihe. on-a LONG face and .
grave yard sir. Ssnci monious. you know.
We remember the Sabbath day, 10 keep u
Jolly. Wilt go thou and do Iikeihu.ly
hut you don't. But just % you please
sbout that. We're not here to dictate.
Gum 10 = higher and nohler purpose. We
come chat With you awhile - 10 our cue
tonic tell you Of come Of your follies,
and to indulge in little confederation on
thing in general and nothing in particular.
jus, because re like il. and bscsuse yon
expect il. This is the reason Why the
lsdiea 20 calling. Plausible, isn't il!
But ne haven't long TO stay, this time,
and must get to business. for Il will
soon b time for Sund,y school. The
BAzoO wouldn't miss the Sunday school
this morning. for anything. because one Of
the women is coming out in = new bonnet.
and ne are anxioua to zee whether it's ~
nice - folks say il is.
Talking about women. reader, Ne will
tell you something in confidence. You
must repeat il, BOW mind. II il this:
Women more and talk IN their sleep!
Feet.
And veil tell you how We found il out.
Going up the North Missouri Railroad one
night, Ne managed to get = seat ny cur.elf.
and prepared 10 monopolise il by stretch
ing out upon il. just then lady came up
the aiale and asked IA to give her the ses,
Tor the same purpoee.
We have = high r-gard for women. Our
mother was . woman.
So re gave her the seat. ard sat by q
msn in front Of her.
Gentle reader that female had travelled.
She laid down her Portmanieau At one
end Of the seat she pa, the handbook IN
der II /; she folded the shawl upon the port.
manteau, and then st reich.d out.
In Eve minutes she was asleer.
In ten minutes che snored.
In fifteen minutes she talked and groan-
ed, groaned and talked
She had it bad-resular old nightmare
clear Gaze.
AZ ws s.opped at . station her misery
became uncomfortable, and re turned ssuund
to look ., her. "w.ke her up" "wake
her upw yelled the passengers.
Slowly and sadly Ne arose to do their
bidding. We brn, over her ~ she Law mutt
,ering. and hang It, reader, il We kne~ how
to commence.
Iis easy to talk abou, waking . woman
mp, but COMPOUNDED hard thing for shy
individual TO do.
Fir.t. Ne Thought we'd put our hand on
her shoulder end gently shake her; but il
occurred to No some women JOINT like 10 be
shook.
Then We resolved to try 4 speech, and
began:
"M.dam. you are sudtrins-you are
a.I,em = lsborng-"
W"m.n--"Woch! a>a-h, bo-oooo! muir
ur-ur-"
We turned red IN the fare, ~ the pss-en-
gers we're convulsed with laughter, and
seising her BY the shoulder. We shook he'
out Of the land of dreams. In an instant she
VISA on her feet, and realizing from the
laughing faces around her what had been
the matter. she cut short our apology with
s...s.ue e .b.,Sn
We beat hasiy retreat TO our seat. AID.
reader. We haven't woke mp woman since.
No. sir! They can sleep till dooms day,
and groan tall the heavens split, but derned
il ne torch EN- again.
And that's how We found out that women
anOred
On. the sno-e. :.e teantifui rnore.
Filling her CHAMBER from ceiling tn door.
over the coyeriet, under the SHEET.
From her dumped cb n To her pretty feet
Now rising sloit. like q lee "a June,
Now sunk fo the vail of q Tag tssss'ou:
Now flute. like suhsidinx. rising again.
l. the beautiful >uore OF Eiissbaiu Jane.
All A-sh is gra.s. Therefore vs are
green. Which leads ns to reflect that hen
ignorance is bliss ii. folly 10 he wi-e. And
this reminls us Of little story Of fellow
Who sat on n ridge OF herns,i;e ore.
Aud played on q tsinh ,rine.
While dowa h-eiow. on another ledge.
"a; can of giycerinc-
Tn. glycer,ne. my nitor love,
What an only love YOU,
50 warm. so quick. with such wcnderous power
To rend men heart m twc.
Fly with me. love 20 some warmer cline.
Where Pluto r.igns supreme.
] am weary OF snow! TN tired of frost
long for change at scebe.
She breathef not word IN his waiting ear.
Hut by SILENCE she consented.
And ~ blessed MAS ls~ that he jumped about
Like person quite d-fn-nisd.
Then came hurst of thunder loud.
And h. disappeared in rorg-oun> sheen
And never will tor HIM h.. needed \ ~hroui,
For he passed over s,yx VI has 1l,c-rin..
He was no greener, though, than the man
Who browns his vitality IN benzine. Both
are good ways Of committing .uieide, the
only difference being. that one IL q lutte
more active thar the other. There vas .
young man once. Who continually sang,
"Bsni me the fowl. y- josisI hand. -
And he kept tins mp for e long time, until
one evening, stroke Of con-cience para
lysed him least they tell the story thus
and he dashed the cup to earth. Then
Ne look'd around. he hu.h'd he is,,sh'd.
He sippd the sI~rkiing Say~.
In u he Rad: W ho-rinks ih,. drausht.
Shall Dig murderer's gravel
He started M like one from sleep,