The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-07-24

chemicals dangerous to the human sys
tenn, and recommended to people troubled
with sleeplessness," he called cut as h,
briskly retraced his steps. .2-F +
1--WE got screens in every window, ant
yet the flies get in" she continued as Ii,
opened his satchcl on the steps.
"Of course they do-of course. A fl,
is like human being. Bar him out and
he is seized with a desire to get it at any
price. Tell him that he can't and he viii
or break his neck. FlingN away youl
screens and depend entirely on my annihi
lator, warranted to kill ON sight, aud can
be worked by child of four years. This
is the application"
He took from his satchel an eight ounce
bOttlerfilled with dark liquid and pro.
vided with small brush, and holding ii
up continued:
"One 25 cent bottle does for twenty doors,
and give you directions how to make all
you want. No poison here-nuthing in
this bottle to trot the children up to the
cemetery"
"Wby, you don't put it on the flies, do
your" she asked. iH g. iHTtf
Mot altogether, madam. Any child
can use it, as l said before. Just watch
me a moment"
He swung the front door open, and with
the brush applied the mixture to the back
edge, giving it thin coat from top to
bottom.
"Now, then" he said, as he swung the
door back, "Flies like sweet The mixture
is sweet. The fly alights on the door, and
you swing it shut and he is jammed
against the casing and crushed in an
instant. Every door is capable of killing
1000 flies per day. If you have twelve
doors your aggregate of dead flies will be
exactly $4,000. When you have crushed
about 1000 on a door take an old knife
and scrape them off and begin over
again." E,-.,
"DO you suppose" began the in
dignant woman, but he interrupted her
with .- a.- 49,
Don't suppose anything about it, ex-
cept that it will mash flies and never
miss All you have to do is TO open every
door, apply the mixture. and then shut
them in succession. If you have twelve
doors and twelve children, you can leave
it all to the children. And only twenty
five cents per bottle"
"Do you think 1 want all my doors
daubed up with flies and molasses ?'' she
shouted, as she made cuff at the
bottle
"Just as you prefer, madam" he quietly
replied. "Some do and some don't. Some
do and SOL e don't. Some won't have it
doors in the back yard in order to use lots
Of it. III warrant this liquid to draw
'em, if you'll only open and shut the
DOORS"
II won't buy it-I won't have it," she
shouted, as she jammed the broom against
the door.
"Very we'll, madam-very we'll. If you
prefer fly on your nose to one on the
door can raise no objections. Remem-
Der, however. that this is is my farewell
tour previous to appearing before the
crowned heads of Europe, and you will
not have another chance TO secure the
annihilator. All you have to do is to
take your sewing ON you lap and open and
shut the door al regular intervals"
eff my husband was here he'd-he'd-"
He'd buy the right for this county and
make $50, 900 in two months. but as he is
not here we'll bid you good day and pass
on. Sorry, madam, but some folks prefer
to kill their flies with pitchfork, land the
man with pitchforks will call here in
fifteen minutes.-[Detroit Free Press.