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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

RICE WAFFLEs.-One quart of thin
sour milk, poured over one teacupful of
cold, boiled rice. Do this two or three
hours before the wattles are wanted
When ready to bake add a pint and Il
half of flour, two or three beaten eggs,
and soda. Oh the watilc-irOns each
time they are used with lard that Is
perfectly sweet. The rice used for
rice griudlc-cakes and wuilles should be
saltcd when boiling.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

81 AN afraid, dear wife, that while 1
am gone, absence will conquer love-"
"Oh, never fear, dear husband, the
longer you stay away the better shall
like YOU"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03
FEVER and AGUE.

Fever and Ague cured for Fifty rents. There
Is not q remedial agent In the world that VIII
cure Fever and Agur. ami all other Mnlarous,
bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid. Yellow and other
Fevers (aided by Rad dS.,y's Pills) 80 quick ~
RAILWAYS READY KELlKF. so cts. a bottle,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

LET THEM STAND Boiled hams are
much nicer to let them stand in the
water In which they are boiled until
cod. The outside then does not turn
black and dry up,as 1t does when taken
from the water to cool; consequently,
there Is less waste In preparing them
for the table But always remember to
remove the lid of tho kettle, so the
steam may escape. This should be
done after boiling anything of the kind.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

WHAT cricketers should most beware
of-The Intoxicating bowl.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03
Business Failures,

n NOISY fellow annoys a follow.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03
A GRAND she'll race-rhc ovster.

WHAT does a catamount to, any way.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03
HUMOROUS.

HE KNEW THE ROPES. - The other
evening a man with his hat on his ear,
and knowing look In his eyes, got of
a. Grand Trunk train and made in
quirtes about an uptown hotel, and
finally decided to take q hack up. Moth
ing was said about the fare, which was
fifty cents, but when he had been
safely carried to his destination he
pushed his hat up little more, drew
down his left eye, and said to the hack
man: .'
"Now, boy, look a-here! hain't
trayeled-oh, no aud don't know my
gait. Pve heard of you fellcrs before,
and I'm right on the gouge and kick.
I'll give you dollar for this ride, but
not another cent-I'll fight flrst!"
The driver took the dollar in place of
the anticipated fifty cents, and the
smart Aleck walked into the hotel to
tell the clerk how he blutfed q fellow
weighing thirty pounds more than he
pulled down,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

CHAINS for tho chaincd-A man In
durance vile recently married. tho
jailer's daughter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

CORNED BEEF. - 10 one hundred
pounds Of beef cut In pieces suitable for
boiling, add four quarts of salt, four
pounds Of brown sugar, ana four
ounces saltpetre. Sprinkle tho mixture
over each piece rs 1t is packed, and
pound solid and weight heavily with
stones. No water need be added, as
there will be enough brine formed from
the beef and other materials. The
brine must constantly cover the beef,
rs the air would soon spoil 1t.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

HAPPY THoUGHT.- - We commend to
amateur actors, troubled with bad
memories, the happy Idea Of our friend
c. Though still young man, he was
T. play the father, and the daughter
CHANGED to be a very handsome woman.
So when he forgot his part, he could
think Of nothing better than while
holding his "child !" to say:
Kiss your father.'
And each time when he felt that his
memory was to fail, he would save him
self by crying out:
Come to my arms, my child"
The husband of the daughter was
heard to say that he thought "thc au-
thor repeated himself very oftcn.,,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-03

We trust the time will come when
every one will use Dobbins' Electric
Soap, (made by Crag!n g Co., Philadel.
phia.) Its sale Is daily increasing, as Is
always the case with articles Of merit.
THru II
, 1879-04-05

ono day iii ho wus took With Il gsipinf
nml Etntfn'. 1.n f,nw lie kickcd AMI ytlic,l
sevIit$ men couldn't ho!A Of lin. M d"ctnr
wna N tic parts wllern WI Wis. Evun his
iayorita brandy Ind no. effect. Well, hn Ind
tell yer, nsi' The fnsst think VIC knows d, upcanac
sInufl cherry trco-h
~ thought ~ low ho swalled Of peacl.pltl"
acme une aBkttt.
'Wetl, 30 ha did. md te t!lseorccd OF 4 ncnci,
trec ABOUT three feet hcsi-dtl Ray ctcrryi-
well, TINT Wus n slip cr the tt'nnue--with
oloom1n' pcachcs On It. And nrscr that ilI!i's
no n1rs.f
"i'vo got story to heat t1Int"' exc1aimed a
young. kpf!4htty.loolslnY miner With n tneFry
eYo nltl etcar complexion. Me mi i}nl, .]Uncs
Wo ,t WIS traselltn' f, by, inst n't: The tIme
kinder asnoyvd % l,in. II m Eo. WI. w,isa ""i n'Ni
wt1as I'LL t'e poor teller 1ndn'L M peace
Or comfort. Ona day, snys 1Inb to nlc, says
llo: 'Peie solnethtik Is thc r,n.tcr with that
Gro evc,-aonlct|nk Il The matter. It feels like
as what i wns Eett,n' bigger alul icavlu Of my
hcau.' l,ok'ql At H. md h,sre enouRl! tl!ere
was ra!scti.tlkc sort Ut think on 1t. Still II
trubb!ed Of Bob. Day by tiay tlutt raisc,. l!Iin
sort 1t Think growtl aild Yruwcd, until i
w'''il'!n't lot tic o.clI elut. Mind 10, MI this
t,n9 tfit, ls could sce Just n wsli as EYER ay
tll,hk growcd nl Gsnwcd for three yeara, when
u had Growel three ncllus nut ot l3ub's eye. II
yas lust ltka bt,sh with tiny l,rnnctirs an.t
IittlN 9lts of leaves. Will, 70 make long
story sll0rt uhc nult when li0l, Was drunk, lo
turned oyer OH bis faeo III llis kocp, nn!l ~ the
altle OF HIM, nIl the pain III l!ts eye Mnt hMstl
w,,s gong. Tint, tlerr,n pointing to a Ran1ug
1ltst cut Of tr door, !" IL Tic trcr which growcd
of the cillacr what lob Jones caught IN bis eye."
, 1879-04-05

=. ,,, ~. . ..., ,t s.lt.., ,.,J.I
SET !nrth On efueaac. Mo tasn!onnne @ spena1.y =.
~ TINT IVY cnnsE1ese'' mn !nst "hrcssc" ~ ~
Kilt. Au so ne YIN. ANY H." t!e ,', "nrn H. ~
Was Gtessea up slat "hy let'"" R'''ca "'"'"
""'4f"f' uo,,u, ,,or,,,+r,,,, anu.,,a
foste" np-lhc elevated street railway
You cannot cure cold In sampta rtleum.
1ho ,n,n ~ho .,,s a hal c,o,nr1e hs,c,,.. ,,t.,
,,,int '''"'' "no 'e'' '"o ~~""''o "a'e't'' '''
4 yynttt,ts tfcif recorje time. a drums tick
, 1879-04-05

CHARACTER TII1EVEa.
TO ths Editor ot The Tribune.
WILMINGTON, ILL.,, March 25.-" lie that stcals
my parao steals trusl,. but ha who flel!cs from
me my good namc. takes that which not en-
riches lin Md leaves INC poor indeed"
Several letters haye hcen written 10 The Homo
on the habit of untruthiuIncss.
+. Now, It strikes mt That tic untruthful should
. he classrA under thrcu 1ea1s.-tllc malicious,
tlIc eowartlty, n'a tho rotnancing. The 'lrst is
character nIltcrcr; tho second will cqu!vocato
nnA prerurtrntu to csrape condcmnatio1ti tic
third Is unfortunately endowed With MI iInag-
itntton TINT exnGgcratcs tic most commou-
place cycnts even; or, os I heard n Indy once
terscy put It, "0ne who secs the whole world
with ynry lnrge eyes.'
Strange as 1t may eecn, tho malicious charac-
ter thicf fs usslualy encouraged III society, while
the hQr.nEess romancsr Is thu lnugh!nE stock Of
the public.
Years neo classn,asc Of Margaret Ful'er's
wnX visiting III ultr Mit}St. Ind llgen FcAlllil.,
"s,1n,mcr m ttr Lakes" aud, witl, tin enthnsi-
nsln OF very ynt,ll. girl, idcallzcd tle autllpr-
esH. yuu can Judge If my consteanntton, Wien
;lS,o sly, h IN i, rs11r yrA G5
wns the greatest llar J ever heard speak, my
1rnrlh
Dy using a little Diplomacy, I fo.lnsl TINT Mar-
sarct, with l,cr prolific Imagination, Ind aone
FteAt uIHOlEnt Of cyten1pornGotls r0tlIn1lGlE for
tic entertainment of her classmates. soon
discovered tl,nt tls wonin,I.-wln sat In jl!slt.-
Enent on one oi she brightest isltclccts OF ts
eountry-was Quo OF those claractcr.pflfercrs
cd tlr moral at,t' so1ai horizon Of every frtcui
aud acquaintance, antt Yes suclcty not only toll
Grated. but enjoyed It,
not twenty miles from w''ern I waH horn
hcarted, victim to t11is malicious character
thtcying. On l.cr dcatl-bcd she rctI,,rstrl a
, 1879-04-05
THE CAUSES OF THE SCARCITY OF FISH.

IN the f:fitor of tie cAieago f7tid,
Since INV Inst OF. H'l!lp Scarcity pf Ftsh.n in
,n,.,.s't .s.,a - 49, .',',I "'t ~.
!ooAeo eo''e 'A ."e eaases N'hch proaucea H.
one great CAUSE OF The scarcity u' wh!tel1sh IL,
because the sturgeon suck up the spawn from
sst NJ, fr,,,n H., s,,t,,..
~ ~ oas ''o'' '''e 0'o'' a'o cooa '"''
1neY eale" I'LL o' 1"e et"F1eoh' a II" years
aEo anokcn sturgeon were worth four ccnis 4
pound In uur market; now they are worth Is
eents.-,na,,o scarre hy ttn di,nintshcd ernn,e
.us, H.. toroo mi ,,o,,.,nI tr, H.. ,,,a
"''t t"l '"e' 'ease" uen'.''" '." III: iue'case VI
f'opalatntt tlaPhl'y' tie othef varieties Of the
surtiun fish do 'lot lnha1t the tisca. Lakes 10
my considerable extent. In drawing ncts 10
,ro,,r. ,r,v,, ,cr h,,t,u, .,'o 1o,t. a. ..,.,,
-. tA.''n." w." ," ~ .A'e'
lhs AlaeRIta" t'"ut ts"talsehsf' IKE sna' ao flot
bite at the hUok}, Mt Marquette, Mich. thou.
suuds OF small whttcfsl mud l.errtuw yet Injured
tn csca,,in,. 1F,rn,rb I'm ncshc. an,
~ 'osAp' " esnv' a''u
aoat upon u'e "ates' becoming the prey
Of ah !nnntncrablo quantity Of gulfs,
forty miles distant fron tl,u islniurs on witch
lcy nest, as il they lad been s,lt.,,,lonru bY
til lurr Of d gonE. Likewise. tic diferrnt va
rctra of looms come Oh the san,e erttnt! at tlt
salus holr. hslpe1 take out q o p''l:ne. s'x
In loo frut OF water. as tllcy wcrr prru,nI,,jut.
ing along the botttn All Gf tie whtrnsll ,nTscn
at MarQUctteIQ lew years nwO went to Uetyuft
On cpntrac, no lie distributed fresh to yarI,uta
markets, slr. a, booth, ouc Of tl,c oldest tls,,.
Iculrrs, informed nIe, tefore t!,e Wpr, tt,ut ha
sent fresh wllItrtlsh n1ui trout hacked in ice an
far en,,t az lluljy Springs, Afiss: 80 that tt,rse
Two kiutls Of frest,.water iii, meet tbosc Ut Tic
salt water halfway aud make the preservation,
Drntertiou nnl propagation uf boil, OF Nut}oIl.
ii iupurtunec, as they arc III aolue measure bc.
yo,tl Stnlc Iuyt4lictlun
saw lately Tint tho Dominion nuthor[t,ps Of
Cauntln eu,npIoIn that The An,crtrarl. kut nrts
fur in.shtlrc ,unrkrrcl, With ,ucsl,rs 40 small
ti,ut thcy cotc,l ull the yo,1ug unrs. Thls ought
between ,l,c two Goscr,ltaentt. by requiring
e,uaily interested In thls nut,ur, as we'll as
n,her natIons, Although tlu nlcshea In oncfrnt
1u,rs wvrc ,ualc hp b1tnIj III tu ralrl, two f,gaA
t,sh,.s to iccu multitude, On ccrtuu orrasiuu.
Il, ,nnil,nrfo1l with bronsl II doea mt f,,lltw
,Iat ts ,,rrcks,ty Of such rco,It,,ny rxists In \
fnr.nif la11d at inc present t}av. any mora thnn
II n,,rs m iml n sstond htoses. s1iufInr 10 th,,
"un Tint wnh fo,tt,tl on tic shores nf i;acn hv
,,nrrsnt sIcrtnu,l willie dryin,. their nnts. md
Win hrI1,rdi,,,, IN regent ncrvl,nta. n1n,le ho
",anv ""u' .,nIstnErs'i Mnfna anu Mot,nch,,sutts
nn,.. law lint Intstrrs 1,n,irr Irn and
nashoif in,bes II, ]rnwfh shnl, mt ic tskcu. nr
r. ,akrn' tI,rown back into tlIu srn. u,.l
tho nn.scsson Of such is ma,|e n min.
tnt,,,,,"' ~ ntYrus. No,y. ro tn anv ~ ,u,r
o,ufa n"ro nuti yoi, will mt I]ni inhs,cr
n,,'; .I.t ian.ti Whrt Rsrcnsc tt,nr A..
s1innei Wcst c]o,nIcsttue(r,- -slvw!uc he nc.
sh'pieA ;. s ...'.,, =, .,i., s,...., -. - -
, 1879-04-05

fnrse ~ n s.a,,.. ,,,l."., ~,
l''u eou'it " D. pc'eel'os """sc't t.,h' oo@
Of ctears whel DC Inns tappc'i all recently Is to
INC nall enpty' Addressing h1tnse't t''c'' to h's
domestic Will eoou n.'nqr' ~ le tta'y no1
u,ucl,.n
q me"nef ~ Glass !" fhetof1c' having 10
mnko the dcad past tiye again In an rssay uuon
Gt,stavns Ailolphus, begins tlat mouarcll's fare
uoit oi,,troaa ~ h,a co,,,tIors. nf,n,t1o,,or r
nm ntout setting out to taLo nv mart in thu
Thirty Yenrst War.n
$780,.
At dessert tho mistress OF tho house places
Upon the table SUPERB cake; tllrn, g1ancIng
round The }cstiyo boorj. ,nr,nhics n trfef prnco
In Ct,ocktaws ,,,,d enys: 1iVel. If nnI,Miy viii vii
have nny, wc'll kcei, II for tea, janc, nit this
enke nway." Tlmc, By Shrewsbury cake clock,
4 ll.4I SIC,
Al Court: Eminent counse,-.u Yea. ccnt1c.
men Of tic Jury, yuu wIi,-oll, know ron viii
if. Tsstoro psrsseatca client to 1c % arns Of it's
"Your client n n farheiar.,, r.. 4. fwi,h n.
rroacii)-" Your Iiouor woit|d egcn ,lcnriye nv
thatny client Of if,s miro lava nj llama NM, ii,n
famlly.h iWceps.) '''~ ~ - ''''''S A'1 NV
IVY, Mmn anc irst raya Of spring tlo deaf ana
tIons on tlleir sintrs whic tl,cv necscnt IN ti,o
Charitable aid crr,inInns q ft,s r,,rin,,s u Rni1
so.1,e one tn hmrpljcn S,ho1l !. mi ynl, uevrr
sce thosn tjenf m,,tca mi fn t,,e s,ntrr. inv
do they pass ihcir limo ia tic cold seasoni'
Two haekmen run Into each other at night
ahti one, WHOSE horse !a Killed. cites the oticr
ne'oro nc tr!'lhal. "When you hhu run 1nIo
me c0mp!afnnnt's horse IND kllockeu 1t down
I1nt vo' tnn sn II ~ eny'aomsna u, ha hccn
rnnai,, t.Ilh rSniI,.a III rohi,x' III i,ifn't
Enn,y Il was n n,rss Ia ,,urr II t6nurilt It wns
Onjy mnn.,'
, 1879-04-05
without Arms or Y,su.

Tue Empress Of Austria Va. asiea with won.
Der % 1nest!.lE atr. Kayanagh, ii, i. for coi,,.
y Of Carlow, with the Kildare hounds. IIn J was
bofa without legs or arms. In nlaco Of ie9s ils
has nix Inches Of muscular Thigh stumnas ons ~
pemg about MI inch sllortcr tlian lis Ieilnw !.
Hhio hts arms arc dwarted 10 pethars ff,,, :
!usnes OF tho upper portion OF these members
anu w unfurn'ahed with any Termination 90.
ptoaeainK ~ bands. Yet he u beautiful call
11saphsst, darlng hnntsmau, au artistic
esaaaa!aIahtsnan, az unersuK shot, an expcrt
iae1tsnan, and drives tour-lnrhanl, In wit.
,ng na lolds the pen or peLI1 In l!s noutl, alll
slsis sIass ny coufte BY the arm atumps, Which ara
Whs!eutit ioug to mect across The chest.
~, s.ea hunting 10 sss In kind of saddle bas~
~ Nv Eesns arn managed with surprising
, 1879-04-05
CHICAGO TR1BuNr

mo.t hosrt Ito say nothing Of hls on,most) that
'hc, 81. a'a e"tree!'
EMcha Chanaera. nixont Ill.,. !s H. good ~ tho
son to "1ip-top.'
sntnx. civ a,1ovs ,he ch,redes anl tbr tour.
frf,rr ~ t,,,, bt r m ne ro, =. h,o"nbt
iorth from their hi,ing. places.
,t,r,x rho,rh, r,o,ro,t III ,,., ,.,a ,o,
-, t'"@rr} @ ~. s.,., t...' ~; W. IT.. @ ~
mil mi " " are .t|aht'y oil c"os," wv ''A' 'N'
w sy Il the nnt wh ,sssn
aqnAre, and tho 'sa,n,aosaauit."
Fritz ecnds 4 ;cy snswers to shoy bn's stfli
a"nsns. 7, 7 1a' 7t an 4i, "4'' ''@
itcnda. Champaign, ILL.,, finished tho eour..
fton! sgp r anplq. aaa IN IN nsnnsr w9fT q
ii. n"re' 'x"fK' 'A'' ~"' 'e '''''p "''"' s'0'0 VI
T.. T. r., city, found eevcn Of the puzzles on
xatnfs'ny evening. but could 70 no further: ~ !he
Rcht IL Il buauty. though.
Snug, city, would ,ika 10 mount reeatu, onee
"ts u :" w9'ns r.: fs =, ~ e ns.n
s1, ss ta' ono nus"o' hs quits to rack I'LL next
pon1o,. f,shto.k w,.. de,sv.d i,at week send.
nr h"r ons,sors n; hceo,,se 3ne ~ mf,sinx'-
t.f.Irstms. ""ntii I'm tufc f"r .hs 1est f:nrncr
mn,i. Thi* wccS shs IN. aeyru' -m,tslnu thc t,sn
cnarades and llenlda's squsre. The thomb II On
h'c' Thanks.
ftoosjer, soath 1,,nd. Ind. reea,d. the 1,tt AZ
Of iIToher ikc fm hcin TN All liz liz ,Iassnt visk
to tose his er,, however. md scnde t6c four Nv
iho sn ;e sas e
c...,,. ,,,,r,,, A"a 'a' .F
W IN heF single answer 10 the elafAds
,,rn,n., H.. =, ,..,,.
Iof.i al'aIi ,cssr tty. yaT sct,"
, 1879-04-05


BraoN, t., March 8l.-llcrofa my hand or
tonlcd to Edward Non,mas. heartily tndorsa
Ills sentiments. And now while am hers
wnnt to say few words to Bachelor. Although
you seem 10 be unhappy md In want Of female
partner, atn glad To SEQ yon aro prudent ana
cautious, AMI not Too hasty In d matter Ut such
vital importance, md ono upon which your
future happiness will surely dcpund. A happy
choice Of wife will bc Of the uttnost conso'
uuencc. II possible, select Dno whose tnsses
aud sentiments correspond with your own.
After all, vo take them "for better or for
worse," and experience shows It's that the olds
arc on the "worsor side, You should consider
this before you embark on the seq IT mntri.
mony md run tic risk Of beInE shlpwrecKed
soones or later. This Is 4 'tep OF serious
lightly, especially as wrong slcp cutAnEcrs ail
hopus of genuine happiness. Ono cannot Seq
future arcnts; but, rs you say you love her h1'u
sllo likewise says ello loves 5bu, hops she may
,la.tt bc capable Of making you rs Happy a is
possibte in this world. Bu. do not expect
miracles, for
Anai my son, yon little know
The sorrows that from wadlock dow:
Farewell to avery day of caso
When you havg got a wife to please.
sac hitn {on yet, and bido you yet,
IT, .aywata at q tst Viz @ DJsa fsGs yca ysa ys It.
gonetms, e ,da. tho '9sk .omst'mes the Fes
Aud then she'll soul you u tho do'il.
Sac bldc ynu Jet, etc.
Stont gates OF brass and wcl1.bu{lt walls
Aro proof 'galnat swords and cannon -ba'lsi
hut naAuht ts found by sea or land
That can a. waywarl wife Withstand.
Gae btle you yet, etc. Il YlcTtXs
, 1879-04-05
THE PUZZLERS' CORNER,

tOrietnnf combinations will bo InsltEned In tna
department. Correspondents will plraac send their
real untnen with t1tnr h0ns Ie plume nddfcsaeh to
"l'uzslets' CnrncI" Answers viii bo published
ths following wuek.
, 1879-04-05

Tyso. city say. hs hppes 10 may DO asphInxtatel
II hs eau aud Sphnx'x rhomboia, HenitlA'a square,
o. tho cAAtKles Ut Brother Ike and H. WHtjeau.
, 1879-04-05

Legislative budy; g. n bird; !. to rove; i. angry:
ssssss;:a f Gsas Gsass H. ssiR psRs
scad toward The cunttr. II
EllicAuo. II. EnhEf.
RlroNDolD!.1 NO. 7eo.
Aeross-h city In Ifaly; god; collections o.
numl,cst; anBsyesable; kcels OF u tree; rlddlc.
Duwn III Poverty; two-sl slirds Of a len.alc nnH,u;
sWord; % an ar.Ir!s and darG; taisiners syncopatei
and transpoAed; MI albEeytnttou for q country iM
Europu; In Uncle kaM; in! Comet
oaLE COUNTY, III. oAn1 coix.
D1AMoSD-So. 7:l.
IN Sphinx: hpryanti eatlcE: lAborons seapl.
eaeeSs; % W 10 nseS; % IL May Qusa. fns s.e woT;
afo read d1wnwArds.
CALM, Ill. DUNK.
SQUARE, wu,sl,-No. 72a.
4 horse: nn inylsib1e lu!d; = bIe4; wet.
suGTn DESu, 1nd. Ioosixa.
SQUARE wolin-No. 7.3
4 dlttl; to repeat with nssslt; un interjeclsnn
ncauiuy begoms; u suestancs fofsAud by coiaous.
tiun.
Aousr FoHEsr, Ill. A,rnxp Jssolz.
C1iARADE-NO. 7x4.
There = something shat's found In tour ds'ly
Which u England 10 horsc. Is ofton fed;
II sometimes IL sh0tf. and IL sometimes Ia long,
And doubled, 1t cuursea inc wild tacks among.
~ r',, - :, .s,h. - tni. ~ .ro,sa ras "eee
H.. III" ~ 1919 ~ .,in - ~. W., IVY f""ns ts1.
t H., n, - .sss .s .a ass'. ' H.sia, ti,
"''a "as oes" ." e'"s''a ~ = WIZ 'euS |'loo'
,,. .,.. t. ,t,. u, ...
~ ~ ! - - nxs' ~. s ". !. 'ty, IT "May,
And uftcn ,inrs fnrnj.h ths hungry with hrs.d,
Although Il IL harmless, onc .hlng J.. sud.
ltnft 'cals my hrst In that which is Ind,
Aud now ot its wonders to Anwh ths ,ii.t
II yun do not ny sgcOnl, you cahnut exist.
Every child that Is born should learn my wlols,
TEran.h y WITH iehtntnE NJ y asAt made acqua!nt,
xii nun" in chlilhnti arr n,st 't II witb te,,.
Wh.. hnwss ~ rmv,n"siv st.,,,t i, - IL nt ~
a. sny" .,t,tc pti, ~ XII r[ III ,
Hi,hn'h .xnsn ncnt"vs r. T. ',[,1y tu Ia ss9pe'
WI,,t,.tsnTns III. ~ ~'' I.uru,A
"''' eo"sn*a'
cnnss, ,wn1tD EylnNA-yn ~,
cn''s," "o"u .'','"M"-'A' t@o'
lily fr4l IL III rat. but uut In .nolse;
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'Ft,n fnrt ihot ultr ttnvI}st 1t,a f,nnlh1nek nnw
,,u.s s .'Is s.as ~ .s.' s ~, w.. ,s w.,
prash och'au MIN, IL no Feaeoh WY no Sha'slu
lusc interest III Its old coin tnn0ns. InEtcnd OF
cutting their nrouniptanrr. liz has ,na,ped out
mi, NH 1,osont n,,u. o,,,, aurn-laa f,,r t,,r,n,
IT,. ,",.,., a,'.,,,. ,,.at. 49,. ,xr;str .o,no,f,.
ilo pesau a'o"t "cea NV "''tns eo".",
soon as they cnfl saro enough money to hire =
basement Tor Theatre. The nav theatre Isn't
to he cnlscl ~ Tie Grand Dukc." or nny anell
,1galM.a,'n , 5..o, n!'' WI. ne h"" ,,,s ~ .r
Miseris t,at.n md Tho east inclu,Irs sixlcon
apcaklng parts outsi.lo OF thu cat, which
will Rpcals fur itself. Tic play opcns
WIN ile heavy n'an discovered ,. IN y
sMrtcn inssif nv W mi ~ IN Iras than ,n,n,,t
thIrtcen oi tic oscr charaytera. including liz
'Bhinfy " aud fyng Kites around lie 4osstlcnd.
There arc four murders, one burglary, two fire
alarms, NIX! ward cn,clls IN this scene. The
scene Is lald in Australia, nnl the juva,!e n,nn
M Thfs amn,fat',, r. f,,4i,rs. .,nrs,.'s ain, tn
hmrt lin hnv"vnr Tnr 1n. hItnt lin rt,tu. iI twn
an'l lnmns m III. ,,rnuud n timc IN pivc IL nnzrn
foos:pats ;i',tl two t!n'pcdHlera ~ awla' bonnc-
lE 1of making up larcs ~ t!in' llefe 9ro infee
marriages. twU t11h3s, ont runway, niltl bank
in tl,c eyc With n rottcu arple, '
Tie r;,t,,ctly viii nnyu seven meta nnt1 twcnty
s.a H,.tnl,cs -, ~. ~ ~ Ia, r.. nt ~; - t
oeen nn'sHsu "p ~ unsT: aHe auL.i' 10. "oM ~,
' eYeT' ilata ~ "ofK, ~! - NC eafties ont nls
pot III gnou shaoe ile ans every REASON u ler!
tint tAtnn asl fortune Will Wink down on HIN
with both cyes at once. One of tic r,u-elt.ca
in this pay ts tint nil tic acturs come down
aml 70 up u ladder, iilstraI uf cutcr!tE urI
lrovl,tT In. stat,a In lin. nst,ut tnnnnrr.
's"'"'7 LAW '''''' - sWN Wv 1eaA' '"AA"'''
-N.-
AN OHIO MAN AFTER OFFICE.
Lasttasore Gaktfte.
A mr. rvt1cncn nf the fnct tint thn ort rf
ootaa an,., M ,."s ,,,aa,s,"o, 's ~ n",,, ~ ~ ~
olilce'seekhs WIS UNDERSTOOD III ohlo as tar
back rs the ycar 1851. wo reproduce tic follow
~. ,,'e 'e"i"'A*o'e !et.e. "o"'es'ea ~ tes'ue".
buchanan antl now on llle among tie lcttcrs Of
tho Iotcror Department III Washington. Ilero
!. ~, .ir of a,rcct st,,eItv and rcli,,i,,,,. f,,,h
Is 4" A'e oi S"te. sn'phe'ty """ te'Esous 'alth
running through thu tcttcr, Hl at the same
time It ls ~ thoroughly american In tune lIiut
It inrly uxcttes tic synpathirs wl!tc stirring up
tIu. rIsnl,lrs: "F
1... - ~ r- r,.. -.
ttosllka % =: e., aan ln. h'Gnoh. ~. ii"thdnan
ni ~; tIt ~ ato VIII tnn H,theae
nicG ~ lne Sstt o. tMe A.acltcHn penal. the Nnltnf
W. a as H 10 10 yo a. Xon ase "epny anu VEL g"a
nSa Wrn,o ~ m y efo4e a n netio - S%n a haT
~ t ~ .n ~ ~ ~ IT, -, ~ uE w. @ 1a. ] III
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klUII'S,

a N4'1GtVAI H44EA A9AEA HHAs ktA4p A0 ~ &AkEA
10 learn, sAla: 'ff there IL no objection, |
would like to be a Ballor.''
II Ia merely 1nolcsty Which prompts people
to uso opera.glassos at bullet show. They
don't want to view limbs With tho naked eye.
In answer 10 8l,akspears'4 cunundrum,
"Whaps In aamea" the Syracuse T:ms, says
that It It IL q Russian Gcueral'a name tha satlso
alphabet IL In It,
From tho fact that Nero Allled while Komo
was burning. wc may Infer that business had
been pretty dull, n,ld he l,ad Insured the Old
place for at! It WAS Worth.-4few }urk World.
Broken Heart IL tho romantic name Of rail-.
roaa station III Minnesota. Touching 10 tAis
tile Ii. tiuweycr, Ill sentimental persOna must
acknowledge that Fried Liver, minius village
t4 AEizonn, 10 still nlore teudcs.
"Wha. do Tou know Of Tho character OF ths
manl' wus. asked OF q Wttncsa At pol!ce court
tho ulher dir. "What do know Ut tlis ehstac-
teri know It to he unbeacFabs, your llouor,i,
he replied, with much emphasis.
4 gentleman having sent hls man servant to
buy soma Iucitcr tnatrt,cB, sa1 to hin, wueu he
cayno back; ~ hope, john, thess things aso
better than the last. which were good tor moth
inE.h "Uhl thesu orc excellent replied John;
~ have tried every ona Ut theut.a
n!chard Ceur do Lion was the most stylish
man iu England OF his time. When he put On
bs tin le!utt mud caat-lr0I ulster, and pair of
laln!pased steel tIoots, aud picked up club with
au Iron knob uud . steel spike in the end, au1