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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11

Messrs. Goldsen q Mattoon appear deter.
mined to let folks know about their meat
preserving process. The first meat and
hsh put up by Mr.. Goldson was all eaten
up after being kept about sixty days, and
now they are at work on another batch.
ON the 18th inst. tho gentlemen whose
names arc attached to the report below
were invited in at Mr.. Colds. MS s'to be
pizs ned, !" and samples were co9ks d and
eaten, as follows: BEEF, II days old; but
ter, salfed) II days old; unsalted II; EGGS.
II days Old Ali kept by Ames' process,
Without saIting, cooking, drying or seal
ing up. THE following is an exact copy Of
the report:
sfThe articles we're all as sweet and good
as at the first" Signed by
HoN. F. A. CHESowETH,
A. j. YOU'VE,
+. II. TAYLOR,
REV. G. w. BENNETT,
b. I. TAYLOR,
r. L. BUcHANAE,
Hon. JOHN BURNETT,
w. B. CARTER.
The following testimonials were also OBJ
tained:
CORVALLIS, May II, 1879.
ave have eaten fish (salnon) KEEP 40
davs by Ames' pr. cess, and find it as good
and fresh as the day it was caugnt."
d. B. IRWIN,
L. R0TH,
S. e. IRWIN
CORVALLIS, Ogn.. May u, 1879.
I'VE have eaten raw oysters days from
the shell and found them as good as when
opened
ZEPHIN JOB,
d. B. IRWIN.
ALBANY, May 27, 1879.
Mr.. AIATToeS: The cider you put up
for me about two months ago is as sweet
as the day it was made. The favor is
rather improved, as it appears TO have
more body. FRAsK WOOD.
ALBANY, May e, 1879.
c. II MA9Too>: The beef sou pnt mp
for me a month or 50 ago is as good as
when taken from the market house.
]. L. HILL.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11
NO SEALING REQUIRED.

3. Any clean Vesse of wool. or gone,
~ glass. thar will hod water, my he used
o contain ths article prosers Ell.
(. The prnces : Is ~ simple that child
len reAr- old ean nl.,lltn d. mud there n
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11
NOT INJURIOUS 70 The RfkLTR.

3 The tIaVor ef lhs article preserved
Is not 81 affeeaetl IA the least. and ~ used
materials and articles preserved, are
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11
Q. TAINTED MEAT CAN BE RESTORE
I'M Will CURE THE SCAB ON SHEEP,

Remove lice from fowls, or ehildren's :
heads. clean ticks from stock cure the
Oregon Scratches" aud Is an excellent
2argle for sore throat or diphtheria. IL Is
one of the best aud cheapest Bleaching
Fluids Tor cloth ever dtscot cred. 4 guar
antee, properly signed. Is given the pnr.
chaser of every right, in which We ars re-
sponsible for eosi OF apparatus. etc, aud
all reasonable damages, in ease ws cannot
make our Proee>s success.
We will send the entire outfit. consisting
of Patent Deed. Apparatus, List of Ehefni
cals, and full direction fs,r use of Family
Right. limited To purchaser aud hrs own
product ms, free Of expense to :he pur-
chaser, ON receipt Of $40. send bt postal
erder, payable 10 the undersigned, al our
risk.
The above PROCESS WAS patented Jan
nary 10, 1873, by q. q. Auies, of Texas
and the undersigned have the exclusive
right 10 sell pa.ents for tlIe sanis ia the
States OF Dragon, California, Nevada and
in the Territories of Washington. Idaho
Montana. Utah. Wyoming ami Arizona
Patents for Counties or Dissri u oii rea
sonable terms.
For further information, address
| GOLDSUN & MATTOON.
| Corvallis. Benton 20. or Albany. Linz
| Co, Oregon
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11
MOLBROOK G LUDLOW's

Ladies desiring perfection in fit, style,
comfort and durability, should not fail to
call on Samuel n. Young and get the IA
nous Holbrook II Ludlow shoe.
Y14n2Stf
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-07-11
THE EVANS
PLOW.
It's Points Of Superiority.

nURABEIITK-~-A Az "a hus "a
WROUGHT tF0n frame. he
paow can be run Itl any opening
and closing 81 land. and feVeIeai at
any depth in au instant without
stopping fIae team or getting out
or the seat.
LIGHT DRAFT.
LARGE CUTTER. wide shear.
large InOuIdboard turns Its fuil
eua and opens up u wide mud
cleaner fsFross thPn than any
ether pfOW.
A BOY can 0Yerufe It. ns u
comes ont OF the ground point
FIRST and hence requires very
little strength to threw 10 ouf 81
the ground
For sale by
n3Af
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
DRY Cows.

It is common practice among some dairy
men to give their cows, while dry, but scauty
living. When COW ceases to give milk or is
dried up, any feed is considered good enough
for her. think this is a great mistake and
the result is, diminished product of milk,
both in quantity and quality when she does
come in. There is a large draft on the system
to sustain the calf while the COW is carrying
it, and to keep the COW in good condition
good feed is as important as when she IS CIV
ing milk. 1t is my opinion that dollars
worth of food when cow is dry is worth one
dollar and half's worth after she comes in.
An animal in poor condition cannot digest as
much food as one in good condition. If the
COW is poor when she comes in she will no.
digest enough food to support the system, and
at the same time to make large quantity of
milk. The practice OF turning cows out on
poor feed while dry, expecting to make up
when they come in, by good feed, is very
uneconomical one, and will not be followed
by good and careful dairymcn. The way I
treat my cows when they get calf is as fol-
lows: In the summer time keep them in the
stable for two days, feed good hay, give one
quart wheat bran morning, noon and evening.
l also give them a bucketful of luke warm
water with pint of rye flour in it, morning
and evening. In the winter time l keep
them three days in the stable, and with such
treatment never had sick cow. Ny father
kept COWS forty five years, and he always gave
them rye flour in the water; he never lost a
single COW, and he owned as high as thirty
different COWS in one year-Cor. Practical
Farmer
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
An Ample Apology.

Our friend Duggles, of the firm of
Sp1iggles and Duggles, dealers in fancy
dress goods, once put his foot III it in a
moment of thoughtlessness, but extrica-
ted himself with credit. At an evening
party, where all was mirth and jolity,
mention was made of one of the noted
bellies of the season. Some pronounced
her beautiful beyond comparison; others
we're more moderate in their enconiums,
while few failed to discover any native
beauty in her, any way. She was an
artist, none could deny, and she knew
how to bend art to the development Of
her comeliness. Finally direct appeal
was made to Duggles. he had not yet
expressed an opinion, and yet, as one Of
his friends laughingly declared, he was
always found wise in counsel.
"Pon honaw," said our hero, I don't
know-ah-ar l ought to speak. But"
with an Italian shrug Of the shoulders
FLOCK at her mouth it always puts me
in mind of an oyster! It does, 'pon me
souln'
1t SO happened that an especial friend
OF the lady in question heard of the re-
mark very shortly after it had been ut
tered, and he straightway sought out
Duggles and demanded an apology on
the spot. For brief space, as our friend
thought of the thin-ipped, pursed-up
mouth which he had SO aptly character.
lied, he was in terror, for the lady's
champion was giant and Thereafter
but quickly way of escape presented
itself.
"Apologize2' he cried, in seeming
wonder. ssFor what should apologize2
"Did you not in the presence of many
gentlemen and ladies compare the mouth
| of Miss H with an oyster2"
sab, you have got it mixed, my deas
sir. l did say that her mouth put me il
mind of an oyster, and say it again
1say it again, sir. 1t is the repository o
pearls, sir,-of pearls beyond price!'
Oh! ali! Excuse me. see. Very
good, very good, indeed2"
| And the champion uRbent and smiled
and shook hands with the discriminating
Duggles.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
Pencillngs.
grand blOW-Ou'

March gave grand blowout.
The coming song, Congress lingering
in the lap of summer
The Burlington Hdaokeye says this coun.
try is just full of climate.
Some men read very funny thing with
an inward chuckle-others indulge in
jestickleation.-.-Puck.
Little pigs in gold and silver are now
worn by everybody in Vienna as jewelry.
Ohio men are everywhere.
Schintzenheim remarks: =" I drinks dem
English vellers Wind oudt dot Sout Africa
wash leedle too Zulubrious, aindt it?"---
Boston Iravezer.
Every once IN while some bloated
BODYBUILDING editor sings off an article
headed "pay as you CO." Well, that's
been our invariable rule for years. We
seldom &c.
The best authorities tell us that q
healthy man should eat but twice day
A luncheon at noon is ingratitude toward
breakfast, and premeditated insult tc
dinner.-Her0ld
Who did the pillow share within Neu
York Erpress. Well, it divided its fur.
rows pretty evenly all around the lot
Ne.0 Haven Register. Amt this about as
burrows this joke ought to go.
"Spell cat said little girl of fvt
years old to smaller one of three. g
can't" was hereply. "Well, them" con
tinued the youthful mistress, ssif you cam
spell 'cat, spell kitten"
John namm has been held in $500
bail in Denver, Colorado, for larceny
(Now for a real, good, sensible one, tina
your cynical Photographer can't geta hold
on and set down on for u.s. What die
Hamm bone?--N. Y. Mdil.
An exchange tells Of a girl out Yves
who broke off the engagement becaus,
the fellow was so bandy-legged that sh.
couldn't sit in his lap. She acted to-
hastily. She should have remembered
that a friend in-kneed is a friend indeed
1-PucE
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
Varieties.E

A horse race---Colts.
Striking Objects Clocks.
Over productions Twins.
Branch houses"--- florists.
The sign of the cross-A frown.
A nice jam is preferable to an ice jam.
Look not upon the swine when it is
bled.
A suitable dover for widow "a wild
over.
People of settled conviction Prison
ers.
A bill-head--the bust of Shakes
peare.
An uncomfortable suit Hospital re-
ports.
The first duty on Don't forget to
cross it.
The article chiefly sold at most fancy
fairs-The visitor.
Men whose business drives them to the
wall--Bill posters.
Bring in your spring poems before the
fires are dispensed with.
A paper that is always full OF good
points--A paper of needles.
More men fail to get rich than fail
| after they have become rich.
The Hindoo widow is the only one
that cremates the other remates.
When ought mariners to have fruit at
| sea? When they stem the currents
Never step on dogs tail, unless the
other end of the dog is mile away from
the tail.
If you want to find out about the pecu-
liarities of geese, consult the best natural
hiss stories.
Over 100000 pairs of striped stock
lngs were made, sold AMI worn in the
United States last year.
Arich plantation near Charleston, s. c.,
which was once valued at $175,OOO, was
sold at auction the other day for $25, 900.
Saith the wise man, $50 to the ant,
thou sluggard." Solomon couldn't have
meant tie true ant, for the truant is gen
orally sluggard himself.
A South American has discovered q
plant that gives milk, but we don't see
where the fun is to come in, as il can't
turn around and kick the pail over.
OprlgntlV young LADY, am AFRAID l
have very large foot" Polite shop
man-''Large, miss Oh dear no, Miss
We have lots of gents-that is, customers
with much larger, Miss"
| A boy, at a recent examination in an
English school, was asked who discovered
America. II wish I may die" aaid a
British editor, eff he didn't answer
Yankee Doodle!'
Old Sam was bitterly predjudiced
against the bonny Scots. Boswell, his
biographer and worshiper, observing thai
there was no instance of beggar dyins
of want in the streets of Scotland, Il be
lieve, sir, you are very right" replied
Jonson, "but this does not rise from wan
of beggars, but from the impossibility O
, starving Scotchman."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
A CANTICLE OF SPRING.

o green, up-springing grass, your tender
freshness spreading
BY many a narrow pass where way-worn feet
q -, are treading,-
y lightly waving trees, whose swelling leaf
buds render
undoubted promises of the full summers
splendor,-
Q dainty dahadils, whose lovely sunlit faces
Brighten the barren hills with unexpected
O all ye blossoms, set the fell and meadows
over,
Wild flowers and violets, and columbine and
clover,
Bless ye the Lord on his h; by wood and field,
and river,
Praise him and magnify His holy name for
ever!
Now when the budding spring escapes from
winters durance,
Hope ham its towering, and Faith its sweet
assurance;
How shall our hearts be sad when Natures
face rejoices,
And earth and air are glad with her tumultu-
GUS voices?
Ears that His message seek, and doubt not
in possessing,
To them the wind shall speak in undertones
of blessing;
And to the seeing eyes. His gracious works
beholding,
No little bird that flies, no small green thing
unfolding,
But shall his love express who doth our souls
deliver
Whose holy name we bless and magnify for
Praise Him, o soul Of mine! nor ever cease
from praising,
Though olive-tree and vine be blighted in the
raising;
Though flood and frost and fire assail me in
one morning,
And though my hearts desire shall perish
without warning!
Still shall His rivers flow, the heavens declare
His glory;
Still shall His green things grow, His winds
repeat their story;
And I, who sit to-day beneath the cloud OF
sorrow
And see no opening way to sunshine on the
morrow,
Still by His mighty word upheld for fresh en-
deavor,
Will magnify the Lord, and bless His name
forever!
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
THE sAUCY ROGUE.


There is saucy rogue well known
10 youth and gray beard, maid and crone-
boy, with eyes that mirth bespeak,
With curly locks and dimpled cheeks;
He bas a sly demurish air.
But, maiden fair,
Take care, take care!
His dart may wound you, unaware!
With bow and arrows in his hand
He wanders up and down the land;
It's jolly sport to aim dart
Atsome poor maden's tluttering heart;
She wonders what has hurt her there.
All, maiden fair,
Take care, take care!
His dart may wound you, unaware!
Her nimble hands the distaff ply;
A gallant soldier-boy rides by;
He gives her such loving glance
Her heart stands still, as in a trance,
And death-pale sinks the maiden fair.
Quick, mother there,
Give heed, take care,
Else you may lose her, unaware!
Who stands there laughing at the door,
That rogue, who triumphs thus once more!
Both lad and maiden he has hit,
And laughs as though his sides would split.
And SO he sports him everywhere;
Now here, now there;
he mOckS your care;
You fall his victim, unaware!
Now who so masterful and brave
To catch and hold this saucy knave?
Whoever binds him strong and fast,
His name and deed shall always last.
But, if this dangerous task you dare,
Beware! take care,
Lest i'll you fare
The rogue may catch you, unaware!
-HarDer's Rnznr
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
Points in Etiquette
tiers should never be crossed.

Letters should never be crossed.
Anonymous letters are beneath notice.
Letters of introduction should be brief.
sYours, &c. Is rude ending to let
ter.
Never wait over fifteen minutes for
tardy guest.
Say ssGood-by," and not "Good- morn
ing"
Upon introduction at once enter into
conversation.
Upon leaving room one bow should
include all.
A cal should not be less than fifteen
minutes in length.
"Genteel'' and 'sgentility'' are words
tabooed in good society.
Strangers arriving should notify friends
by card of their presence.
Regrets in reply to invitations should
contain the reason thereof.
At table you are not required to thank
the one who waits upon you.
Invitations for evening parties should
be issued in the name OF the hostess only
s'Yours truly" is the correct form fol
closing business, not for friendly letters.
You should exchange calls with indi.
vlduals before inviting them to your
| house.
| Only letters to unmarried ladies and
widows are addressed with their baptis-
NAL names.
To return personal call with cards
enclosed in an envelope signifies that Wis
ting between the persons is ended.
Unless there is a great difference il
age lady visiting should not rise, eithe
on the arrival or departure of othe,
ladies.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
Field culture orCabbaxe

In your issue for January 9, page %, Mr.. j.
81. Summerton gives US his manner OF grow
ing cabbage, in which he was quite success
full. AS the raising of cabbage has been quite
difficult the past few years, any methed that
insures success must be of benefit if known to
the public. Ihave yearly cultivated about one
half acre OF cabbage the past few years, some
years with success, and others entirely falling,
on account of clubfoot and the worm. l had
almost come to the conclusion that it was time
and labor lost to try and raise CROP of cab
bage. My greatest enemy was clubfoot, de-
veloped in the seed bed SO that the plants at
the time OF setting out would frequently show
the disease badly. My attention was directed
to the raising of the plants to get them free of
disease if possible. My seed bed was made
last sping, where there were chips and accu-
mutations of an old wood pile t...at had not been
used for years. The refuse waste OF the wood
pile had been raked together and burned,
leaving the ashes on the land. The seed bed
had the benefit OF the ashes thus made; also
the decayed chips which escaped the Gre, this
plat was well spaded up and the Cabbage seed
sown. As soon as the plants appeared above
ground they were sprinkled with wood ashes
for number of times, to protect them from
the small black fly. About June 10, when the
! plants were ready to set we marked the ground,
and with dibble made for the purpose, made
the holes for the plants and had the holes
| filled with liquid manure from the barn yard.
| The plants were then set. This wetting the
holes insures their living, even if the ground
with a horse and cultivator, to Beep the
ground free of Weeds. Last season we gave
the cabbage a sprinkling of brine by dissolv-
ing as much salt in pail of water as would
dissolve before using. This We did as pre-
yentive of injury by worms. By this method
we raised the finest crop of cabbage ever raised
on the farm Toe only drawback was that the
fall was SO fine and warm that many of the
heads burst Whether we can raise another
crop by mangling in the same manner, with
equal success, time will tell. We shall try.
Perhaps there might be something in the seed
can tell Cor. Country Gentleman.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
Ready Wit.

OF the late Louis A Cooley, who was a
ready itted man, Colonel Forney relates
the following:
On one occasion, at an evening enter
tainment at Godey's house, two angry
disputants were facing each other, al
most ready to resort to blows, when Go.
dey picked up Il huge carving knife from
the suppor-table and handed it to the
most violent Of the two. The latter I'm.
consciously received it, at the same time
demanding of Cooley, "What do you
mean by This, sir?'
81 mean,'' said the jolly editor "a
mean that you should cut off the quarre
right here"
The general explosion Of merriment
made the controversy so ridiculous that i
was stopped at once, the excited adver
saries themselves joining in the laugh
as they shook hands and begged pardo1
of the host.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
ENV0v
French Advertising.

Chicago Times Translation.
The other day an advertising solicitor
presented himself at the store called the
Echarpe d'lris.
s'Let me alonep' cried the proprietor,
seeing the man OF advertisements afar off;
"I've given you fellows up; don't talk
newspapers to me any morer'
"Why this emphasize mildly inquired
the solicitor.
because your advertisements are al.
ways the same-bold, brutal, unattract-
ive''
'Do you think so! Your last one con-
vinced me, m 5selt, and I actually came
and bought something in your store--on
tickm
But the proprietor continued:
"No, want no puffs hereafter unless
they are perfectly disguised, unexpected,
and absolutely novel;"
absolutely novel-that would be
hard. got the name of your store into
the last annual review, and into two or
three Of the latest popular novels. I can't,
however, go and stick it on the backs Of
the ladies of the Faubourg Saint.Ger.
MAN."
"Eh9 That wouldn't be bad idea"
"Good-by," says the solicitor.
"aold on!'
eWell?"
':It's Lent"
II know it."
Doesn't the penitential season. suggest
something to you?"
mo more than any other.''
s"Man Of feeble imagination! listen to
me- Get Father N the popular
preacher, to pronounce the name of my
establishment in one Of his sermons, and
I'll give you two thousand francs.'
A cloud passes over the advertising
mans brow.
Father Mp he exclaims.
"Yes: he's the boss preacher this year.
"And you want me to"
"Fix it up with him yourself"
The solicitor departs, scratching his
hsau.
Some hours after an individual call.
on Father N.
"What do you want Of me, my song
asks the priest.
"Father, you have poor people in you
parish, I supposed"
Very May, alas"
II am charged by pious person t
send you check for thousand franc
for them''
"My son, the gift is welcome. Wha
can do in return for it,"
"a very small thing"
"What is it2''
Mention the Echarpe d'Iris IN you
sermon next Sunday"
The preacher gives the advertiser!
man look of astonishment.
'And what is the Echarpe d'Iris2'
1.-THE biggest dry-goods store il
Paris"
"My son, are you mccking me2'
"Not at all, Father; man who bring
you check for thousand francs doesn
appear like practical joker, does he?"
The priest reflects.
What is the result of his meditations
l cannot tell; but the vast congregatio
in the church the next Sunday hea
these words descend upon them Fl ON th
: pulpit:
ooh, my brethren! And you, abov
ali, my sisters, shun an enervating luxt
~; H. from all suggestions Of coquetr,
which is one Of the masks most ofte
borrowed by the evil spirit; do not,
pray you, initiate that troop of FOOLS
creatures, deliciously apparalled, whol
one sees precipitating themselves frol
morning till night into those sumptuot
bazaars into that glittering palace, tt
Echarpe d'Iris, where fashion has estal
lished its empire"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-04-20
A Wlfe's Own Letters,

81 want you TO distinctly understand,
STRIP began Third Street wife, as her
husband came home and tossed into her
lap an open letter addressed to her per-
sonally-'sI want you to distinctly under
stand that read the papersw
'Do, eh?' was his careless reply.
eyes, sir. do, and I know that7 the
postmaster general has ruled that hus-
band has no control over his wife 8 cor
respondence. Here, sir, you have for the
fifth or sixth time opened a letter adj
dressed to me personally"
Eyes, / know" he demurely replied
sand for the fifth or sixth time have writ.
ten across the envelope, Opened by mis-
takep' If that doesn't cover the case
you can appeal"
She didn't appeal, but she is going te
rent lock-box.