The Osceola times., 1879-03-15

Nasy had little chill
| Which gave her heaps Of poin,
And when she trisd 70 shake tkat chm
II snsok her baek again.
II followed her TO school ons dsy,
which vas agntust the rule;
Itmads the children laush % ~
Poo nary shake In sehool.
And % the teacher ssns hss hsms
| And bsde her take some ~
To reconstruct her systsm and
| To liquidass her bile.
READY-MADE-The young lady wait
ing for an offer.
SOME men are like broek., they ass
always murmuriny.
WITH all the variety Of canned goods
in the market, We have yet to her Of
canned hash.
Why does tho new moon remind ons
of giddy grill Because che 10 too young
to show much reflection.
BETWEEN the Yes "and No" Of Q
woman would undertake 10 thrust the
point Of q needls.-[Don Quixots-
UNDER the New Hampshirs tax law
two hogs to . family are exempt. That
would exempt the whole family, In sens
cases. m
AN amateur roller-skater at the Philar
delphia skating rink made . ten-mils
Journey over the asphaltum pavemsntin
'orty-eight minutes.
"As to having half husband" nys
q Mormon lady spitefully, that 10
good deal more than many Of you east
ern women are likely to get" Oppress-
i've silence. @5't
In an Indiana church the best looking
young lady is selected to pass the con.
/ tribution box and there isn't . young
man in The congregation that dare drsp
1 in button.
TT takes twenty yards Of dress goods
to make a fashionable lsiy's dress now
adays-six to wear ON her person and
fourteen TO carry in her right hand or
up under her elbow. +"
on being deserted BY her adoses,
young lady In the millinery line broke
forth in this way "Such . wretch
ought to be battered to death with thim>
bles. and buried In baud-box !"
A SAN FRANCISCO man has isst hvsa.
ted . boot.making machine. He war
rant that any boot It turns ont Will
kill an ordinary man with one squasO
kick, and the most hardened box agsnt
with twenty. +sn a.eqe
"ITs strange that ysu Shouh have
grown 10 hckle Of late, ny d6of,"
aid Mrs. Mic to her husband, 'loe n
earlier years you were - staid = could
be-you never came to - Ne but you
staid till twelve or one O'Clock"
The most popular Of The hts invsa-
lions for ladies 10 . low bedstead that %
burglars can possibly crawl undse. That
is, it ought 70 b popular. bat woman
will insist ON looking under the bed -
matter how low 1t II, and 70 ths invso-
ton Il worthless.
BAsHIuL lover { 10 his swssthsaxt):
Ahem, miss, want to 80 yosr fhthee,
live an important matter 70 pEUpcse -
him." Young lady (consldsSatsly):
I'm sorry papa 10 not ct home, bat
couldn't you propose to me Just = weaIS"
g. He did, and with perfect succeo.
| VOICES OF THE MIGHT.
| whsn bsd-tias esms. asA eartaias isli,
end round 90 the deors . lock-
Eve iamps 70 out my villa teth sall: ta
Remember, dsaI, 70 vind The slssk."
when boets are %, aaA Ser IL lay
All irksons care. pssn pat = re1f,
- bs sure you put the kittsn out"
when stretched bssvssa tAs sAssls IL
And heavy iids have cssss1 y vial.
From uundis-bsd there eSuss eT. fTi
~ want dwink want avtnki"
TEE true memories and quick synpap
thies Of pure, intuitive soul are ffa8s
mentary revelation OF all-prssent al
powerful love Of .God-the glory of ~
sky reflected In . broken scrap OF nifsos.
The pity is some see the rs1setioa 81
never look up 70 - whsnes II ecasA
AN Omaha bslls rscsntly Esosivsd .
present of pair Of twenty.foar button
kid gloves nom one Of her adniSoeG
She Wrote him lettsr Of thanks n which
she frankly told him he had made mis-
take in the size, but she had remediod u
by cutting oG the fset and only weaRihg
the legs. M Il.
LAWS derive their authority itoa
possessions and usage. It y dangegous
to trace them back 10 thsir Ouroe.
They grow great, and ennobls thsnsslvss
BY running; but follow them upward II
their source, tits but Q Mttls gpging,
scarce discernable,t hat swslh thus, aS1
thus forti6es itself by growing old.
| THERE is nothing like strong common
sense. An Irish soldier went TO his star
ton with the order 10 repert any thing
remsrksbIe that happened during the
night, A drunken fellow fell from the
! wafl and broke his neck, asd no report
! WAS msdo When questioned about 1t
Pat replied, " Faith, and obeyed orders.
II the man had iaiien IN the wall and
not broken his neck, should certainly
hu VA ranartad IL ~
Tine Burlington Hawkeys man u un-
derstood to relspe his own experience In
what follows: "Sing me, ny own" b
whispered lovingly, q they sat down On
the one piano stool, sing pe, o.. whis-
per what thou feelest >" ;" will, young
man, l WILL" said the 'tfemupus voios
Of her papa, from Tie direction Of The
door. I" We will sing II q duet you
and I I will feel and you On whi6pes
what It is." And than b islt foR the
boy with his fest, end wsat on vita IN.
feeling indifference. "And you Dssdn't
conhne yourself 10 . whispss1 1sseeeatily,
in telling what II feels like Give II
voice, Young man, give II voice." -
INSTANCES Of marriage resulting fFon
correspondence between strangers aro
frequently read OF, bat the Ohi0oo
Tribune tslh . di6Rsnt stssy aboat ..
pair who, after ;sxchanging1 kstssA net
/ BY appointment ID that dty.. n ssfs
fprise With which shs diseoveeed ut ~
insteod Of beinw twenty. o,von, tall, o0gE,