The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1879-01-16
FACTS AND FANCIEs.
NAUGHTY

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FOgui>h arC 20 y, sweet tile mouth
Wa vu4denly -"ftly kised
SOmehSdy = ewes 90 g ? M and frouu,d
v ith such rep OWING glsnee
III kiss were " C I'd ssked nv ret
ben the eyes b gau 20 dane
and smiling h. httis msid answered
A Snet there ut re- feet:
"Ihpv Wust be o Iutla bit naughty,
Or they never would be 50 sweet"
Il CAN slwsys keep a roof over my
head, IS the man remarked when he
hOisted borrowed umbrella
PERSONS who write ANONYMOUS letters
for publication should send their fool
names to the putlishers.- Pie1yu-e
Show me the man who would 20 to
heaven alone If he could, and will show
Won one who will never be admitted
there.
Young swell: Il should like tn have
my mO1etsche dyed - Polite barber:
CeItsinly; did you bring it with
your"
HE disease Of men is npg'ecting
weed their own fields and busying them.
selves with wedding the fields OF other
people.
ton which girl deals out to her father
for day or two before the time when
she's gong to ask for 2 new dress.
WE acknowledge the receipt Of two
new pieces Of sacred music. d" Fold your
arms around me tighter and See that
my grave Is not robbed. '-B0s'0a Post.
TIE first thing that some women will
q N rgrIHa h. - e., a
look and see If their wings are cut bias,
while the wincs o other angels are cOred.
THE question before a Nazsach Use It's
debstluC society IS: What is the use
OF a bears tail 2" Why, it's what Ellis a
hunter with delight when the bear turns
it.
The saddest time, we think, in a Young
mans lie is when his girl,writes to him
thst she wants her old letters, and that
he csn have his Gity-ceut earrings Upon
application.
DOME TIC happiness depends sOl5ly on
mutual effort. Il you Will try to get rid
OF your temper, your wife will probably
be induced to keep hers, and you viii
both have peace.
ANOTHER LINK OF THE AGONY.
Our graudather's ticker
as too HI for his vest
20 ne wore II IN his buster tail pocket
And one Gay NJ 10 town
In THAT farm WAGON of Our'n
ne Jounc.n o. the vehicle bruck il.
al of a sudden his biz hand
Under his dusteI tail ne rar
And his eyes and his N nth he opened wide.
But 1t had stopped short,
Never 10 tick sgaiD,
And the Old man cried.
EASTERN salt-wOrks have declined on
account OF the richness of the Michigan
sslt-wells. The latter requires less fuel
to volatile the water, and the Lroduct is
also superior to the former.
WHAT makes a mans heart glad is to
wake up on Sunday morning, and find
& drizzIlng rain islling-iust enough to
prevent his wife from geing 10 church.
and to make the fishing good.
"WHERE q woman" says Mrs. Part
ington, has been married with 3 con-
gea.iDg heart, and one hat beats despond-
ing TO her own, she will never want to
enter the maritime state again"
THE Rev. Mr.. Pentecost, of Boston,
in sermon against round dancing said
that very respectable and intelligent
young "OHlad Haul dssuEtu IUl INA. the
hugging was to her, the pleasantest part
o. the ball
A FEMALE help in Chicago with ad-
mirable Candor informed a lady tina she
was looking for a place Were there was .
an old couple with property, but with
ont children who would look upon me as
a daughter"
SAMANTHA JANE" writes TO in
quire: What is it a sign of to see a
young man chewing clOves?" That he
has few faint, lingering sparks OF SELF
respect left among the embers Of q once
noble nature.