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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18
RuICInR.


A distinguished scientist once said; "No
man with . strong and healthy stomach ever
committed suicide" and yet many arc suffering
the torturss Of the damned with Dyspepsia
whom Q single bottle OF DIR MINTIR'5 Rpglish
Dsndslion. Liver and Dyspspsis Pills will give
relief. and, n persisted In. will cure the WORT
case OF this distressing trouble. This pill
cures torpid Liver and Biiiouspess. :, gulstsr
the Bowels. removes Pimples from ths Face.
cures 1all"v Complexion, Foul Breath. Sick
Hea Heartburn, Pain In the hides and
Back. II susar.cosied and GUARANTEED to be
PURELY SEGETABLE. Il acts directly upon
the coating OF toe stomach and on the Liver /;
oan Be- taken IN any climate wet or dry
weather. Beware OF limitations. The Genpias
has an engraving OF Q lion on the outside wrap
per. Price 10 cents. For sale by ali druggiits.
THERl have been more cures OF seminal
weakness, nervous debility and paralysis made
by tho wonderful b. glish remedy, Sir Ashley
Cooper's Vital Restorative. than BY all other
remedies combined. Why will you suffer Z
Send 10 A. 3. Mintie, n. D. No. II Kearny
street. Ban Francisco. for the Restorative. and
b cured. Prios, - per bottle; four times the
quantity. Sl0. Try . bottls. mhao ~
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18
HOW TO SAVE MONEY.

Instead OF going to q doctor for . prescrp.
ton. II you have Br'ght's Disesse. Diabetes.
Pain In the Back and Loins. smarting. Innsu.
nation. oalculi. Bicfdust Deposit. or any
trouble OF the Kidneys or Bladder. buy q bottle
OF DIR. MtsTfE's NEPHRtTICUM n. the great
Buehn Compound. It IL the most wonderful
prescription EVER compounded for these
troubles. Messrs. Abrams y Carroll. Wholesale
druggists. say: Nv regard Nsphrsticum AZ
tie best kidney and bladder Remedy In As
markst." Woodward, druggist, Portland. Ore.
gon, says Everybody speaks highly Of II. Z"
Chiids. drusgist. Portland Oregon. says: .sold
l"ts OF 10; II always Goes the work" MANY
have been cured of obstinate kidney complaints
after the doctors have given them up. For
sale by all drusgists. P.ice 81 %.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18
ZION FREE.

For the speedy Cure Of Seminal Weakness.
Loss Of Manhood. and oil disorders brought on
By indiscretion or excess. Any druggist has
the Ingredients Address
Q DAVIDSON 4 CO.. 70 Nasssu st., n. z.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18
EUROPEAN LETTER.

the Great show ~ KssissSere-
Exhibis 81 Germas military skill
-Emperor william II His0iery
-Harmoay Beswees Bussia and
Prussia Restored - American
s~espssose Griddles In . Gesmss
Cussom House.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18

PIANOS AND 0RaAHS 10 RENT
THI BEST PIANOS ANDAAG
i ORGANS ever offered for
rent 10 the ststs. Al nearly new.
n. D. PARSoNA
Hooml vtginis Houss, IA south o o.. Virginia.
o0ss hsars-1rsa Z 70 Z e'seck Pm.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1879-10-18
s. ARoNSoN,

NHE LEADING cLoTHrHR or GOLD
i Hill. has. during his long stay In San
Francisco. had the opportunity Of buying
$20.O 600 worth Of Goods at sherif's
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Got Himself a Hat.


Mr.. e., very rich, and still more
stingN is in the habity of wearing
his clothes to the last thread. One OF
his friends meeting him on the boulc-
yard, exclaimed:
"Mon Dieu? They told me that
You had g new hat, and III be hanged
if you haventw
ooh, yes y said the sSmiscr, looking
a triiie ashamed of himself, you see
my wife kept telling me that the old
one was a good deal worn out, some.
what fatigued as it were. Well, yes,
tcrday was my wiIe's birthday, and
| got myself new hat for her birth
day present." -
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

The story is told Of a clergyman
that, after preaching an interesting
sermon on the Recognition offnends
in heaven" he was accostcd by hear
er, who said; 81 liked that sermon,
and now wish You would preach an
other on the recognizing of people in
this world. have been attending
your church three years, and not five
persons in the congregation have SO
.nnch as bowed to me in all that time. "
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Another Cat Story

Here isanoiher pious cat, at Var
mouth, Me. When time came fol-
family prayers the cat would let Il
mouse half caught, or release a cap.
tured bird, and dccorously compose
herself in the lap Of the housekeeper
with an air of attention to service
that was highly edifying. At the
final "Amen" she went briskly about
her business. But when she present
ed the family with kittens the head of
tlla family drowned them, and. I'M.
known TO him. the cat was q witness
10 the scene. From that day the cat
refused TO attend service, and cannot
now be induced TO listen to the pray
ors. of one who had so shocked her
sensiDilities. She evidently believes
that Kitten murder is inconsistent
with true piety.
Love is lowliness; on The wedding
ring sparkles no jewel.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
The SOUTH ken rUCKIAN.
i oFFTCE. Bridge ST., ut. Fuin aud Rirer
Z n y e lOPKINSVlLLE KY.
Tobacco, Cotton, Corn and Wheat

The estimate of the tobacco aad
cotton crops Of this year, printed in
this paper some weeks ago; proves to
have been over hopeful. msteai of
Exceeding last years yield they will
both probably be short. The report
OF the Department of Agriculture, is
sued November 10 gives the following
estimates.
Tobacco,-Th indicated produce
for the entire country is 9S per cent Of
that of 1878. The gain has been
greatest in Tennessee, Connecticut,
and New York; the loss greatest in
Ohio Missouri, and West Virginia
with material decrease, also in
MARYLAND, Illinois, and Indiana. In
general, the quality is better than
that Of the previous crop, though
damage TO some extent, from "house
burn is reported from Kentucky and
and from frost in Ohio.
Cotton,-The returns indicate a
yield per acre OF l76 pounds lint,
against l9l last year, This yield,
estimating the area planted at . per
cent more than last year, would make
q deficit in this years crop OF 29O,
700 bales of 450pounds each. All
'he South Atlantic States show some
r decline. Texas falls off 35 per cent.
All the States bording on the Missis-
Z sipiRiver show decided gains.
On the other hand corn and wheat
show gains, as follows:
Corn According to the returns OF
November 1.-THE corn crop promises an
increase of 100000, 600 bushels or
nearly 10 per cent over last year.
The Atlantic and Gull coast States
note, some decrease, but the other por-
'tion of the Union have greatly in
creased their yields. The Southern
inland States increased nearly 80 per
cent, and the other parts of the Missis-
sippi valley nearly 90. The Pacific
States report about the same yield as
last wear.
WheM.-The returns of November
show an increase in this wheat crop
OF 10000, 00O bushels over that of last
year; This great increase is the result
of the very large yield in all the States
bordering on the Ohio River and
Missouri. The Northwestern States
show little variation from last year.
Kansas and California both decline in
yield. Texas, of all the Southern
States, is the only one that falls off in
yield this year. Scientific American.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

\ Young hopeful in McOracken at.
tended his mothers second wedding
the other day which had been planned
without consulting HIM. The cere-
mony was half finished when the boy,
who is twelve years old, approached
the party who was being made his
stcp-iathcr and gave him blow with
fre-shovel under ribs that came near
putting an end to the performance.
The Squire had to stop until the mo-
Their administered areprimand to the
boy and took the shovel from him.
when he began where he had left off,
and as quick as possible prepared to
leave the premises.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Some men cannot be killed excep
in the ordinary way. They may b,
blown NY shot down, shipwrecked
tossed over a precipice, thrown down
shaft or disposed Of in various and
sundry ways, any one of which would
kill an ordinary Individual, but they
are seldom killed. Mark Quinn, a
miner employed in the Ell Paso mine
on Freyer hill, is one of this class
Mark took terrible tumble yesterday.
He had just fired off blast at the bot
tom of the shaft, 225 feet below the
surface, and had started down in the
bucket or tub, which was being lower
ed by man named Patrick Roach.
When about ten feet from the wind
lass the brake bolt broke and for a mo-
ment 1t looked like Quinn's time had
come, But Roach, with rare presence
Of mind, eanght hold of the detached
rope, at the lower end OF which his
friend Quinn hung suspended. "Hold
on there Mark, me boy" shouted Pat
rick, "and I'll bring yc up" Quinn
held on but Pat found it impossible to
hold him. Little by little the rope
slipped through his hands. He held
on like grim death, but the cruel rope
dragged through his grasp, tearing
away skin and flesh, Finding lie
could not sustain the weight he des-
pairinglJ cried, Il can't hold on no
longer, pard--good-byc,' and he let
go. Down went-Quinn into the dark
deep abyss--a sheer fall of nearly two
hundred and twenty-five feet. Pat
started off for help to take out what he
supposed to be a mangled corpse.
The surprise of the rescuers may be
imagined when, going down the shaft
they found Mark Quinn almost unhurt.
lie was able to walk home to his cab
III without assistance.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Don't Begin to be Old.

Frenchmen said he hated a girl who tried
10 ne woman ami a'wolnan who tried to be q
girl Ourchildren, especially the girls, are
forced 10 much for an ealry market. We Hong
tosne OLD when we are young, and young when
we are old. Our girls are a little too fast in
stopping ON the platform OF wOmanho0d. This
eoertian entails suspension or retention of
natural secretiOns, which il not attended to
promptly, Is attended with headache, loss Of
appetite, constipation, pains in the side aud
back, palpitation of the heart, swimming of
the head, cold fret and hands, they loose the
bloom Of tho check and the hstre Of the eve,
becomes detected, feeble and emaciatcd, II IN
this condition you can be restored at once by
the use oil English Female Bitters, the only
known female resturer before the public,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Honeymoon Conrtesies.-A bridal
couple from Wcshoe Valley at break
fastai Reno conycrscd as follows: lie
--"Shall ! skin you perialcr, honey"
She--"No thank yon. deary, ! have
one already skun."-[Dcnver News.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Did you ever notice the downward
plunge of a young lady's Jaw when
she gives uttcrance TO one of Tie
lands" that serve as convenient rest
ing places in her speech while await
ing tho bruins catching mp with The
tongue?
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

It is one Of the wooded streams oil
Maine. a summeriug papa lay fish
ing, in company with his two boys.
A magnificent silver eel, having
fooled around the bait, was nimbly
landed, and its mortal col shufiied
of without unnecessary delay. The
father had resumed his occupation,
when one Of the Youngsters, noticing
the spasmOdic action of the striped
eel, called out exci,ledly: "Look
father! Look at the beast! He's maxi
ing believe he is alive!'
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Sceno-IIotcl dining-room. Gen
tleman: 81 beg your pardon, but
where in hell have seen you before,
sir?' 81 am sure | can't tell. What
rart of hell are You from, sir ?v-[San
Francisco News letter. .sa-
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Col. Williamson, n noted Texan
lawyer, stood up in church and called
ona young lady TO come forward aud
marry him. The suddenness of tho
proposal threw her into swoon.
Williamson had become insane.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

.. science mas accomplished no more wonder
nn anl,dotc to the chAling signs OF approach
,,ng age, something to obliterate the tell.tale
tracks OF time anu preserve the natural adorn-
,nnents Oh youth to ripe old age. Halls Hair
~ cottage and palace. The tiwcllers among
tie SHOWS OF Forway and the peasants OF
sunny France and Spain, find use for II, and
nnd means to get 1t, and it does not disappoint
their youthful color, the thin, dry and faded
hair becomes bright and glossy. The whole
appearance is changed as II by magic, and tic
man or woman, who, before wns called aged,
now appears as one in theprime Of life. Such
they have. produced the unprecedented de-
inand that now exists for the first and only
arctlcle ever compounded THAT can produce
incin ~ pleasing and satisfactory manner.-
! New Era, Woodstock, Ills.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Bailey's Saline Aper lent

This article has grown INTO apid favor with
the peoples 1.-THE masses, anl very Justly tao.
because THE prUprictOrs were liberal enough TO
offer it at one-half the price such articles had
been heretofore selling at. 1t is placed at 80
cents per BOTTLE so that the poor as well as the
rlch could AFFORD to Use 80 potent and pleasant
medicin0 1t IL charming purgative, well
adapted tn summer use, as 1t cnuls the system,
cieanses the stomach. opens the bowels and
unlOcks the liver, while ii is one of the most
Plcasane beverage in use. For the immediate
cure Of sick headache. heartburn, ETC., it has
no equal, r..ts.. 1C
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Inventors and Patentees

should send for instructions, terms
references, &C., 10 Edison Brothers,
Solicitors Of Patents, Washington. d.
O., who furnish The same without
charge. Edison Brothers is a we'll
known and fuccessful firm of large
experience, LAYING been established
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

| t'l L. ana eXaQllncu. b.. II rs
i makes the shuttle, double thread. lock
stitch, 1.-THE same on both sides Of the work..
which received the HIGHEST AWARD at liz
Centennial Exhibition, Thiladelnhia' Pa.
Ls,O And IS complete with LARGER AS
SEDIMENT OF Attachments for fine work than
any other machine, and reduced to only $2I,
-. IL ID IN easy ana pleasant machine to oper-
ate, require' the least care, produces every
variety OF work, and will last until the next
Efficient """
Use it once and you will use no other. The
money cneerlnlly refunded if it will not out
Work ana outlast any machine at double price
agents sell them faster than amy other in
consequence Of their being '.ue Best Mt the
Lowest Pi icev ~"
Each machine thoroughly warranted with
Wrtlten guarantee for five years Kept in or
der free OF charge; money refunded at once il
not satisfactory.
1t Is the most solid, reliable and satisfactory
machine ever invented for all kinds Of family
work. 1t is an acknowledged unourivnrai
mechanical success, thoroughly tested and
used in thousands OF homes. An efficient. vi.
lent rapid, reliable and ever ready helper To
the weary wife or scamstress, it will do the
WOrR OF a family for life time, or it will earn
from ~ TO " per day for any one who wishes
osew for n living. This machines costs less
,hah hall the price OF any new machines of
IKE quality. Has extra long, largo sized
shuttle, easily removed. Extra large-sized
-, = - a, .,''n6 wv i"'hs VI tnTeuil, uOlHg
away win the frequent rewinding of bobbins.
IL 10 built for strength and constant In Ri
work. Interchangeable working PARTS man
ufactured of fine polished steel win run for
years without repairs; is simple to learn. easy
% manage, understood perfectly in an hour
anu Always ready in q moment to do every
description OF heavy or fine work at less cOsi
or trouble than any other machine at any
price eyer did, or can do. 1t will sew any,
thing needle can pierce, from lace or cam
Dric 70 heavy cloth or harness, with any kind
ol lhread' II yoit have any other machine
buy this and have better one. The ease and
rapidity OF its motion and quality of its work.
aie It's best recommendations 1t will he,n
teii, tuck, braid. cord, bind gather, quilt, ruff
ne, pieat, iOld, scallop, shirr, roll haste, en-
brolder. RIM mp brcadths, ETC., with eleCnnce ]
ease and quickness, unsurpassed by any MIA,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Deafness in Children

Thousands of parents administer quinine to
their children in such quantities as to pro.
duce deafness, dimness of vision, pain in the
head and general urostration OF thu whole
nervous system. This practice in many eases
proves pernicious, and more pleasant and
potent remedy for the cure or chiils and fever
is actually demanded. After much srientifi
research remedy had been compounded poss
sessing the power to cure all forms OF chilli
anG fever without the use Of qunine, and tina
does not produce unpleasant symptoms. The
article is Days Ague Tcnic, which never fails
TO make permanent cures
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
BEWARE OF IMPOSITION

Ihe prices for our new machines arc less
than those asked by dealers in second hand
ing out old stock to close up business. man,
such inferior and old style machines being Of.
terGu as new at reduced prices: beware Of i'm.
position aud only buy new machines Theu
are 20 new iirsl-elass machines offered AZ low
as the Family" by many dollars.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Qp6 aweek IN your own town. Terms and
pUU s5outilt FREQ, Address II. lIALLETr Il
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
Stray Notice. /

TAKE UP as an estray by Josep h p lGrubbs
living at West Fork Post Oliicc, in Christian
county, Ky, one bay mare about fifteen, wear,
ofage, sway backed, shod all around, ffstula a
marks and about u hands high, having no
other brands or marks, and which have This
uay valued at forty five dollars. Witness my
hand this 18th day OF November, 1874.
4wl Thos. NJ. Barker, j. p. c. Z.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23

Q7O A week 1872 a day at home easily made
~ ~ Costly ntit free. Address TRu s.
Co.. Augusta, Maine.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
RANK & wRIGEr, Props.

Any one sending us the names and postofice
address OF fifteen Young men likely to be inter-
csted in business education, will receive
RmnlCs &rltn entail permanship. college
sire ncy, ~. Il. 4 W.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1879-12-23
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
YOUNG MEN!
Tho times demand THAT every young man
should have q business education. The
EVANSVILLE
COMMERCIAL. COLLEGE

at Eyansvillc, Indiana. offers superior advan-
tages.i, The Oldest and most reliable College in
the West. The only Business College in
which bookkeeping il taught by actual tram
sactions, Penmanshir, housekeeping, Arith-
metic and Business Forms aru specialties.
For terms, &c, address
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-06-28

The Okolona States insists upon being
representative of Southern sentiment,
and it seems to be trying hard to convince
its Northern claquers of this alleged fact.
Let us see how Southern sentiment sus-
tains their representative organ
/. The Statss is ''patent outside" and
everybody knows, (who knows auything,)
that ''patent outside is merely a cheap
pretense of newspaper, and in the nature
of things, cannot be lucrative.
.. On the home side of the paper there
is not enough of local advertising to occupy
ten squares, and the States revenue from
this source, to all appearances, does not
exceed hundred dollars year, and proba-
bly, does not reach twenty-five dollars.
3. Its home subscription list Is probably
on par with its home advertising patron
age. Business men, politicians, farmers,
merchants, lawyers, doctors, mechanics-in
short, all classes of men and women, have
been seized with chronic disposition to
let ''the States" severely alone. Where 1t
gets its patronage from-if it gets any-is
a mystery which very few are concerned
about The States has overdone the busi-
ness-overdone everything it undertook
won little brief notoriety, but in ninety
days will be forgotten. The shallow at
tempt to pass it off as a representative of
Southern sentiment will, in ninety days
from now, be regarded as trick too thin
for the befuddlement of school boy. The
truth is, the States represents nothing what
ever. and is an exponent for nobody on
earth-not even its own editors. These
talented gentlemen are dealing in blood and
thunder, just for the fun of seeing the
little fellows North and South, squirn and
wriggle. When the squirming and wrig
Cling stops, the States will dry up.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-06-28

GEN WEST is born leader. In no sense
of the word is he wheel horse. He works
in the lead, and when they put bit in his
mouth, and tie rein to it, to pull him in
the road, it irritates him and he is very apt
to take the studs, or take to the woods.
And Gen. West is also natural born
Mogul. If great political party cannot
understand this fact, and recognize his
Mogulship, then that great political party
must manage to get along without him.
The Democratic party in Mississippi made
a fatal mistake in not investing Gen. West
with the full rights of its chief Mogul.
And when Gen. West came down to the
State Senate, eighteen months ago, with
the best intentions in the world of taking
charge of that body, and leading it in the
paths of wisdom and constitutional order,
this Senate was guilty of the inability to
perceive the Mogul dimensions of the man,
and also of the folly of ''setting down on"
his laudable overtures, leaving his inf1u-
ence in the councils of the State cirum-
scribed by his single vote. In other words,
the members of the Senate neglected to
sneeze when Gen. West took snuff. The
lacteal fluid concealed in Gen. Vests po-
litical cocoa-nut may be accounted for by
the student in astrology on this principle.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-06-28

WHEN great big, uncouth, two hundred
pound beef eater finds an opportu nifty to
provoke an insult from small man, and
strikes him in consequence of it, and then
tucks his tail and begs like spaniel the
moment the little man is prepared to meet
him on equal grounds, he is both coward
and brute. Brute for taking such an ad-
vantage, and coward for refusing to meet
his antagonist on terms of equality, Such
man may not be responsible for having
none of the instincts of gentleman-for
being a sneak and paltroon. His deficien-
cies should be charged up to nature--nature
is to blame for it-nature made him so.
And when great big bully in the Senate
of the United States, takes advantage of
his position to provoke deadly insult, and
then undertakes to screen himself by the
retort ''you are another" and to save him
self from the inevitable consequences of
his insulting and overbearing conduct, by
affecting scruples against the dueling code,
he writes himself down MS a moral coward
and pusillanamous bragadocio. We do
not, and never have, defended the so-called
Code of Honor, but we do say emphati-
cally that the man who refuses to recognize
his personal responsibility, and yet indul-
ges fippantly in his broadsides of mortal
offences, developes all the contemptibility
of the cowardly bully, The rule should be
if he can't fight he must not insult. None
but woman should be allowed immunity
Tor language ''such al no good man de-
serves, and no brave man could wear.