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Gushing Brides.

Every one will recognize the portrait
of the oyer.affectionate bride, who makes
love in public, and whose delight in her
new-found felicity cannot be repressed
even at public hotel, or in a thronged
railway carriage. Hanging on his arm,
and gazing forever into his face, squeez-
ing hands under the table, with sly en-
braces where they think themselves safe,
it is easy to see that these two young
people are like spendthrifts living on
their capital, and that they will exhaust
their love betimes by dint of lavishness.
4 little more reticence would be so much
better!
Some employment in the evening after
they have done their sight-seeing-some
book to read, some bit of work to do
would be wiser in the long run than sit
ting close together on the sofa, talking
love and destroying their future solid
friendship by the sweet extravagances of
their present batteries. Sometimes, if
the husband is reserved, unsentimental,
cold, and the bride just the reverse, she
has all the love-making to herself, and
pours out in unstinted measure the fond
ness which maidenly modesty forbade
her to show while yet unmarried. Poor
child, she is whetting the knife for her
own throat! If her husband endures it
all in the beginning, partly from courtesy
and partly from gratitude. and because
his marriage is as yet young, and he is
not sufficiently accustomed to her 70 re.
pulse her, she may be sure that he will
not bear it long; and that the moment
will corne when he will turn away from
her, and make her understand that she
bores him, and that all this folly might
have been very well when they were first
married, but now it is absurd, and she
must be reasonable and like other women.
And can any young wife suffer q deeper
wound than this?-a wound that hurts
her pride and her love in one, but the
pain of which she has brought on her
self by her folly of excess. Even brides
would do we'll to remember that it is bet
ter for their happiness to be sought than
repulsed, and that husbands no more
than bachelors appreciate being made
love to.
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inside pocket out of sight.


+. Always look after yourself, and do
not allow stranger to procure your tick
cts or checks for your baggage.
5. Avoid, if possible, making any
changes in cars by night, but when una
voidablc, 60 with the others. Do not
become separated from the crowd.
6. Take no hacks, but 50 in an omni-
bus, where there are other people. These
are perfectly safe.
I. If any doubt as to changing cars,
checking baggage, ETC., inquire in advance
of the conductor. The conductors
on our trains are always po-
lite and willing to be of service, especi'
ally to women travelling alone.
S. Do not wait till late to make some
change in trains before inquiring Of the
conductor, for, ten to one, he will then
be hurried and you will only half in,
form yourself.
9. Under all circumstances endeavor
to retain your presence of mind. One
who can do this will have no trouble
travelling. and, instead of its being un.
wise for womeu to travel alone, | think
it an advantage for them to make trips
alone, for there arc few people who are moi
at times obliged to do so, and experience
does away with much Of the possible dan
ger in travelling.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1879-01-02
Mr.. Blirkins' First Baby.

That first baby was a great institution.
As soon as he came into this breathing
world" as the late W. Shakespeare has
it, he took command in our house. Ev-
erything was subservient to him. He
regulated the servants, he regulated me.
For the first six months of that pre-
cious baby's existence he had me up OH
an average six times night.
"Mr. Blifkins," said my wife, bring n
light, do; the baby looks strangely; I'm
afraid it will have fit."
Of course the lamp was brought, and
of course the baby lay sucking his fist
like o little bear that he was.
"Mr. Blifkins, / think feel draft OF
air; wish you would get up and see if
The window is not open q little, because
baby might get sick"
Nothing was the matter with the win
dow as knew very well.
"Mr. Blifkins," said my wife, just as /
was going 10 sleep again, "that lamp rs
you have placed it, shines directly in
baby's eyes-strange you have no more
consideration"
arranged the light and went to bed
again. Just as l was dropping to sleep
"NIr. Blifkins," said my wife, Ibid
you think to buy that broma to-day ior
the baby ?"
any DEAR" said I, "will you do me
the injustice to believe that could over
look matter so essential to the comfort
of that inestima6le child"
She apologized very handsomely, but
made her anxiety the scapegoat. l for
gave her, and without saying d word to
her addressed myself to sleep.
"Mr. Blifkius," said my wife, shaking
me, "you must not snore so--you will
wake the baby"
"Jest so-jest So" said I, half asleep,
thinking was at Solou Shingles.
"Mr. Blifkins," said my wife, "will
you get up and hand me that warm Cruel
from the nurse lamp for the baby ?-the
dear child would die if iI wasn't for its
mother, don't know what he would do.
How can you sleep so Mr.. Blifkins?"
81 suspect, my DEAR" said l, that 1t
is because am tired"
"Oh, it's very we'll for you men to talk
about being tired" said my wife; u
don't know what you would say if you
bad to toll and drudge like poor woman
with baby"
tried to soothe her by telling her she
had no patience, and got up for the food.
Having aided in answering to the baby's
requirements, ] stepped into bed again
with the hope of sleeping.
"Oh, dear r! said that inestimable wo-
man, in great apparent anguish, chow
can man, who has arrived at the honor
of live baby of his own, sleep when he
don't know that the dear creature will
live till morning?"
I remained silent, and after awhile,
deeming that Mrs. Blifkins had gone to
sleep, stretched my limbs for repose.
How long I slept I don't know, but l was
wasened by q furious jab in the fore.
head from some sharp instrument. l
started up, aud Mrs. Blifkins was sitting
up in bed adjusting some portion of the
baby's dress. She had, in a state of
semi-somnolence, mistaken my head for
the pillow, which she customarily used
for q nocturnal pin. cushion. lprotested
against such treatment in somewhat
round terms, pointing TO several rSrfora'
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tions in my forehead. She told me I
should willingly bear such trifing ills
for the sake of The baby. l insisted
upon it that my duty rs parent to the
immortal did not require my forehead as
pin-cushion.
This was one of the many nights pass
cd in this way. The truth was that baby
was what every mans first baby is-an
autocrat, absolute and unlimited.
Such was the story of Blifkins as he
related it to lis the other day. 1t is a
little exaggerated picture of almost every
mans experience.
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RULES For LADIES TRAVELLING
ALoNE.-A correspondent of the Chica.
60 Tribune, in view of The difficulties and
dangers encountered by ladies travelling
alone, suggests that they observe the fol-
lowing rules:
|. Bcfore starting on yonr journey.
familiarizc yourself with the route, and
the names of ali good hotels at the VA
rious stopping places:
.. Never travel with Just enough money,
but always carry enough for possible
emergency. This will save much nnxl-
ETY..
g. Wear but little jewelry, and keep
the larger part Of your money in some
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in children, for we have known boys OF
the same family, Of nearly the same age,
brought up in all respects as nearly alike
as possible, yet one of them was care
less, and became careless, easy man,
while the other was extremely particu-
lar in all the details of his dress, sports
and work. Still grant this difference,
which many would call natural diff
ference, we believe persistent trimming
in childhood would make an orderly
man out of the most careless child
Prairie Farmer.
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PICK THINGS Up.-We know man
who is quite particular about keeping
everything in its proper place. We
heard him say that he acquired this hab-
it through the training of his mother.
When boy, even rs far hack as he
could remember, his mother always made
him pick up and put away his play
things after he had got through with
them. IT. bad weather the kitchen was
at the disposal of himself and his broth
er, but ii WAS understood that every
thing hJd to be cleared up at the end OF
the play. No doubt there isa difference
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1879-01-02
THE GENUINE
DIR. c.. McLANE'S
Celebrated American
WORM SPECIFIC
VERMIFUGE.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

THE countenance is pale and leaden-
l. colored, with occasional Aushes, or
circumscribed spot on one or both
cheeks; the eyes become dull; the pu-
pills dilate; an azure semicircle runs
along the lower eye-lid; the nose is ir-
ritated, swells, and sometimes bleeds;
swelling of the upper lip; occasional
headache, with humming or throbbing
of the ears; an unusual secretion of
saliva; Shiny or furred tongue; breath
very foul, particularly in the morning;
appetite variable, sometimes voracious,
with gnawing sensation of the stom-
ach, at others, entirely gone; Aeeting
pains in the stomach; occasional
nausea and vomiting; violent pains
throughout the abdomen; bowels ir-
regular, at times costivc; stools Shiny;
not unfrequently tinged with blood;
belly swollen and hard; urine turbid;
respiration occasionally difficult, and
accompanied by hiccough; cough
sometimes dry and convulsive; uneasy
and disturbed sleep, with grinding of
the teeth; temper variable, but gener-
ally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found to exist,
DR.. C. McLANE'S VERM1FUGE
will certainly effect a cure.
IT DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
in any form; it is an innocent prepara-
ton, n0t capable ef doing tile slightest
injury to tie NEST hwdty infant.
The genuine DR.. McLANE's YER
MIFucE bears the signatures of c. Nc
LANE and FLEMING BROS. on the
WRAPPER. -:O:-
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A Wheeling inventor is getting up
a new patent chair for dentists. A con-
cealed spring in it runs tack up throug h
the seat, and while the patient is howl
ing, aud his attention is diverted by the
&ack below, the tooth is yanked out.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26

CYcLorEprA or ILrERATrRr--A list
of the celebrated authors whose lives
and writings are represented in volume
9 Of the new AcME edition of CnAM-
BERs's CrcLoPEDIA OF ESGusH LIrERA-
rURE, just received, is certainly very at
tractive to any peraon of fine literary
taste. Fox, Penn, Baxter, Buny an, Locke,
Newton, Brown, Hale, Walton, Dryden,
Temple, Evelyn, Pepys, Butler, Add
son, Swift, Pope, Ramsay, ,Cibber, Steele,
Berkeley, Defoe, and Bolingbroke, ars
a few of The brilliant stars which bright
en- the 4l6 pages. 1t will bring glad
ness 10 many scholars heart, says The
Times, CT Philadelphia, "io ind that
this truly admirable work has been
brought within the range of shallow
pockets" Eight such volumes, beau
titully printed, and elegantly hound in
cloth, for only $3.50, or by the single
volume for 4S cents, postpaid, is cer-
taiuly a marvel of cheapness, aud
should establish an enviable reputation
for the publishers, if it can not make
th,ir fortune. Already they report a
sale Of nearly $4,000 volumes. 1t ought
to be in every library and home in The
land. Specimen pages and fnll particu-
lars as to various styles of binding, terms
to clubs. etc, will be sent free on request
by the publishers, the AMERICAN Book
EXCHANGE, So Beekman street, New
York. The work is sold only to sub
scribers direct, and the present wonder
fully low rates are offered only 80 early
purchasers.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
THE JEFFERSON COUNTY
MUTUAL
FIRE INSURANCE Co. j.,

OFFERS to the people Of jefferson and
" surrounding Counties, Insurance in a
safe Company at the actual cost Of insu-
rance, which is much cheaper than the
rates usually charged, and keeps the mon
ey at home.
Good risks from responsible parties are
invited.
Executive Committee meets every Tues
Day.
DIREcToRs-N.S 5. White, Henry B. Da-
senport, Edward Tearney, John W. RI
der, W. Ii. Il. Lewis, Daniel Heillebower,
VIM. l.. Wilson, Eugene Baker, John W.
Grsntham, James Logic, Chas. I. Wilson,
John II. little, Jacob 5. Melvin, VIM. ID.
Smith, L. G.. w. Herr.
n. S. White, President.
H. B. Davenport, Treasurer.
EXECUTIVE CoMMrTTEE-N. 5. White,
VIM. II. L. Lewis, John W. Rider, Eu-
gene Baker and VIM l.. Wilson.
LOCAL LAGENrs.-MiGdleway VIM. Gill
bert; Kearneysville, j. (. Bitner; Har-
per's Ferry, Chas. +. Trail; Shepherds
town, IL. c. Entlcr.
The Secretary aud General Agent Will
he found ut the Office of the Company on
South Charles Street, in Charlcsiown, on
every Tuesday and Friday.
Il. A. ALEXANDER,
Sec'y and Gen. \ gent.
Nov. l6, 1873. ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26

LyApvmIv.-A Louisville drueg isl,
now in Lsadvilir, Colo ado, wiit,s h' mo
~ followm-I have now been here two
days, and have locked the town over
pretty thoroughly. Iou may say TO DR.,
- tha, there src tlirt"-fye doctors here,
and that in my opinion, This is no place
for him. /, is the most Gisogreesble
hole I ever Was in--the mud is ankle
deep all over the town. A thousand
men are constantly marching about With
apparently no objec, IN view. Tho
streets present Ycry animated appear
ance, bat the stores don't seem 10 be- sell
in, as much M casual observer would
imagine. am now writing in drug
store, and have been for half an hour,
during which time they have taken in
ssyeniy6ye cents. There are $. yendrug
stores in town, one Ct which wss sold
last week for 10000. including the
house and loi. All Of them seem to
have very complete stocks, and are ready
for business. Prey expct hundred
thousand visitors this spring and SUN
meY.
House. are being built In e-ery dircc-
tion. and prices for rent sre fabulous.
Three hundred dollars per foot is nsked
for lots on the principal streets; corner
lots, 10000. II Is shDpiy ridiculous,
tbey all seem TO think the town will last
untii next Fall. The toHn Is unhealthy.
Saw mills are Just coming money.
Mr.. Mosrs told me to-day that bis mill
produced twelye thousand feet daily,
With be sold 81 6fy dollais per tboss-
and feet--on which no Inal e one bz,f
clear prc6t, aad thepeople almost fought
10 get IL al that Ous-story Shrcs. SIX
teen feet square. arc Tenled a ~ per
month.
The Town Is fuif 81 gambling hefs,
op%nly carried fon--ksBo, = faso ard che
like. Ssloops, do sI thriving bsssinsss.
Ho.eis are Iull sEd ,makips lots of,uson-
ey, charging large psics. for yery poor
sccommodaiions. The bpsinsss men are
set Of shsrpers, Who viii lie, cheat aud
steal 10 ybur fxrx = ] 'woaI.l nas advise
sny essto come hess sss " With ssi.x,
to mining. .s... s-.s,%a ~; - q.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26

GrN. SLocuM ON TIE MURDER OF
Mrs. SuRRATr-Gen. II. w. S'ncum,
one of the most distinguished brigade,
corps, and grand division commanders
OF the var, recently delivered lecture
in Brooklyn on events Of the great
struggle, during the &C urse OF which he
he expressed the opinion that Mrs. Sur
raft was a murdered woman. lie said: !:
The murder Of Mrs. Surratt was tie
most cruel and coward!y act ever com
mitted in any civilized country. 1t is a
curious and suggestive fact that all who
were chiefly responsible for the execu-
tion of an innocent woman nave felt the
unseen hand Of the Great Avenger.
Stanton, Secretary of War, who was,
perhaps, the worst Of the number, conf
niitted suicide in fit of remorse, al
though the fact was sought 10 be con-
called. Preston hing, the Senator from
New York, who repulsed Anuie Surratt
from the Presidents door, in like man
per eaded his own lite by deliberately
jumping from f.rryboat in the North
river at New York and drowned him
self. Andrew Johnson, who sigued The
death warrant and despotically suspend
ed the writ of hobtus corpus that had
been granted by the court, was stricken
snndeuly with death upon his return to
the Senate after he had left the Prrsl-
dsncy. Judge Advocate Holt, who
conducted the prosecution, long ago
disappeared from public view, and
whether dead or alive nobody knows
and nobody cares And John 4. Bing
ham, who assisted Holt, was driven
from Congress in disgrace as one of the
credit Mobelier bribe takers, and sought
refuge in Japan, where, we believe, he
now is.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
Mechanics Elem LAW.

The few mechanics lien law passed
By the last Legislature:
Every employee of any Incorporated
company shall have lien upon the
compapy's property for value Of work
performed, to have priority over any
lien created BY deed or otherwise, with
ont priority over any other similar lien,
provided, that the labor was not pertor-
med more than nirs months before the
lien, was recorded. To preserve the
lien, the party must, within thirty days
from the time he ceases work, hle with
the clerk of the county court, all account
of the money due him. swearing and
subscribing 10 the same. The clerk
shall record the amount in the mechar-
les lien record aud receive fee OF fifty
cents.
To enforce the lien bill must be fl
led in court, aud all other persons hav-
ing, or who may require, similar liens
shall be made parties to the suit. Ii the
party bringing the suit fail, from any
cause, to recover, the suit shall not be
dismissed, but may be prosecuted by
any others having liens, and if one re-
covers the suit shall issue to the benefit
of all holding liens. If a claim be es-
tablished, the court shall order the sale
of the property as in other suits in
chancery. When debt secured by
such lien is fully paid a(ter-,he credi.
tor has filed his account, he may cause
the clerk to enter discharge or exc
cute release.
This act takes effect ninety days
from the date OF it's approval, March 3,
1879.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
New asOGseass
CALL HERE FOR BARGAINS!

HHE undersigned having purchased OF
| VT. Icmen his stock OF Goods, ~ u
Crest Reduction, will offer ut the oid
N,and. TO the trade, the same advantages
in low prices. Persons will hnd 1t 10
their advantage to look through their
stock, as many goods will be sold bcis"
They are now receiving full and coni-
,lcte stock of DRY GOODS, MOTIONS.
CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, Qt Et%S-
WARE, HARDWARE. HATS, Cars,
SHOES, &c, All OF Udich VIII lie sold
low.
Their line of Cloths and CaS>imcrcs is
xuci the largcet n town, from low rfl-
cd Tweed a. tie incst Worsted.
The GROCERY department. Will re-
cetve special attention, and viii always
he supplied with the best the markc; al
fords, At the lowest rates.
Having just siar;cG il business, we
would AK "A shtr- IL the public patron-
.gc, and hope, With cheap goods ana
close attention to business, to retain the
Z a,ie the Old house has heretofore enjoy
al. Respectfully.
RtkER 4 BlLLNTER.
Shopherdstow1l, May Is II
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For the Register.
TO MsSS VI N#+*.. {.
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SHEPHERDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY, WEST VIRGINIA. SATURDAY AT
For the Register.
TO MISS NJ Sass. c.
gY Tue BARD OF LOTHIAN.

Awake, my love, you've slept full long,
Awake aud hear lovers song;
Time speeds away with rapid flight,
Aud / must sing my song ere night
Shall usher in the coming morn,
When from my love / must be gone.
Then let the hours that fly so fast
Bring to US now rich repast
OF mental JOY in pleasures bowl,
On which we both may feast the soul;
These happy hours can't always last
Love seems TO make them fly more fast.
Then wilt thou, dear, some token give
That in my bosom hope may live.
To soothe a lovers restless heart,
o give it love before we part;
The hour TO part is drawing nigh,
Say, shall hope live or shall it die !
August II, 1873.
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SNSWlS, CLGsKS, AND WRAPS.

This de partmpnt maintains Its supremacy and snows
the best prvduc lions from the European centres -
Our Cuaks and Sscques are cut and MADE ~ met
ts,Iur, style and at are guaranteed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
BY THE BARD OF LOTHIAN.

There is sadness in my heart,
A shadow DER my soul,
That thou alone canst bid depart,
IT'S under thy control.
The little hope that thou didst give,
Seems now to fade away;
Say, canst thou bid it yet 10 live
To cheer my gloomy way!
August 80, 1873.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
FASHIONABLE
MIL LIN E Il Y

WOULD announce to my customers
L and The public generally, that | have
received my Fail and Winter Millinery
Goods, which will be sold al unPreoeden-
tod low prices. Hats from 20 cts. to s3'oo;
Feathers froni 10 cts 20 i2.25. have at-
tended the most Fashionable openings III
the city, and am prepared TO put up work
in the latest style. Thankful for past
patronage would solicit a continuance.
NJ. l. HERRlNGTON,
West OF the, Episcopal Church.
Nov.2. 1873. ~ --'. II
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SUITS g. COSTUMES.

Our SUITS and COSTUMES fully sustain that pre- emil.
nence So iutly established. and always represent ne
i.tss. s,viss AMI fAshionS
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
DRESS GOODS.

Novelties in Cschcners sui;ings, Debeges. and ths
standard els,hs r splendid variety Also Ande rson
Scotch Z,phyrs printed cotlor Dress Goods, NcInie
Cloths Co,euvS. Pcrcales, Cnevots, &c. with every
grad. 10 be round III q Ars:-class Establishment
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1879-04-26
Hard w are J
HORA G. Z B Z A L l. ,
DEALER IN
hardware, Agricultural Implements,
SEEDS, FERTILIZERS, &c.


IRON Steel. Nails. Horse Shoes, Black
/ smith Outfits. Steel and Iron Plow SEo-
ycls and Plates.
Builders and Saddlcrs' Hardware and
Carpenters Tools 4 speciality.
House Furnishing Hardware, Wooden
Ware. and every thing to be found III .
fr.t-class Hardware Store.
Also agent for the following standard
Machines and PlOws: Champion hcaperS
and Mowers; Aultman and Taylor Cos
Threshers; Nichols, Shepard Il Cos Vi
orators and Steam Engines; Tiger Horse
Rakes; U!lum, Heckondon and Bradley
Flows Remington Iron Beam Double ana
Single Shovel Piows.
i am selling goods very low for Cash,
aud would respectfully solicit the patron
are of the people of jefferson, promising
satisfaction in every particular.
HORACE BEALL,
AtJas. Law. Hoof's Old Stand,
Charic,towp, ". Va.
May %, 1873. "
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-01-08


A r.tLer amusing incident oc-
Cured recently at show in Paris,
where the wonderful performing
fleas where exhibited. One of the
dear creatures, which acted as
coachman 10 the great flea coach,
managed to hop off his box and Sc
lected rather stout lady standing
near as bis first resting place
The proprietor of the show, who
had spent much time upon the ed
ncation of this, his favorite insect.
was in despair, and the lady was
asked If she would mind making n
search for the missing pet. She
accordingly retired to a private
room, and in a few minutes return
ed triumphant, carefully holding
the captive in the most approved
style. She handel him to the
who stared and changed
color, and returning the flea to the
lady remarked: "Thank you,
Madam. but that's not mine."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-01-08

A fearful suggestion.- Fred ito
chum).-"I dreamed about you
last night, Bob" Bob.--"I hope 1t
was pleasant" Fred.-"0h, yes,
very pleasant while IL lasted. i
dreamed that you paid me the ten
dollars you owe me."-Harvard
Lampoon.