, 1879-08-09
SARATOGA,
Eli Perkins Classification OF the
Twenty Thousand Guests
There.
Tho Rich and Ugly Girl, and the Free
and Happy Girl, 0ontrasted as
to Dreas.
Senator lathony On Gen. Butler and Ex-senator
Sprague... ..chitagoaus nj the Spa.
Erfesnl Corrr.pondtnce of The Tribune.

Erfe.at Corrr.pondtnce Of The Trtb.ns+
SARATOGA, y. r., Aug. 4.-Therc Is twfco as
mucf, brandy at.d Apolltnaris wntcr consume
in Saratoga this year ~ thoro was last. Not
bccuusc they are drinking moro here, but be-
tansc there arc twice as many Of us to drfuk.
Ihr spa is full.
Tie twnntY thousand guests at saratogA cau
he e!assillet. as follows. Thcy arc:
The pour and proud;
Tile rich arn1 ugly: and
The tree and bappY.
'rhc pour and prond como to look at good
clothes; ts'e rich and uely come to wear them;
ahts tlic fire. aud happy como 10 Airt and bare
good time.
The poor and proud occupy $10 ro,ms In ucst
boartng.tnuscs, bnt ouupy front seats on tho
halcon!cs Of The arst ocra.ic States turEn. music
hours. Tie rich antl ugy nay $!0o q week for a
cottage at The States. spentl tl,elr time angling
fur rich husbands, ard appear in three tollats Il
day. The free a1A happy wear simple toilets;
cat plenty OF spring g'ctlicken. soft-shel crabs,
woodcock, twcatbreads, nnl Spanish mackcsci;
nnd then sit Oil tho balconies and enjoy the to!-
lets worn by The rich nnd ugtr.
THE R1cr AsD u6Lr 01Nt-
There ia one rich aud ugly widow here from
New York, with her rich and ugly daughter.
They have been hcEe thirty days, and between
them ther hare displayed hscr 900 new toilets
11eu have worked lIto nruids On u,eir toilets,
wearing tr,t tlrec tnails nnd making Themselves
look hagEard ntA t.rlorn
!. Is no siDail tro'bltfnr d fady 10 nut on ucr
toilet. First Tic hairflresser .,rnes. and mauls
the head around, burning thc foren..d with the
crlulpIng.tron, and seorctltng the hair. Thc,l
tlc facc IL powdered, and the checks tinted Wit l.
artificial rcd rosc-'caycs dampcned In water.
Now stockings must he sefcctcd to match tie
Rasl; or dresses und gloves tn mattel, thu dress,
snslt, and stockings. The elovcs Of the rc!, ais.
ugly arc now about thrcu feet long. They
rcar! 10 the shoulder. md are without huttnns.
Once on. the top Is wrinklel down to the elbow.
After my rich nn.l ugly G!rl fs all dressed, sho
las to 90 to thu bottom Of seven different
trunks to yet tie ian ind parasol to match the
suit. Frequently thu fan or parasoI Is brnEcn.
or sn!ec have eaten finger of Of the glove.
Then the who1e sut las to come OFF. anu my
poor rich nnl l1g!y g!rl has to suffer Mt extra
iour Ut maEtyrdotn.
When tic toilet Of my rich md ugly girl Is
complete, she Eoca down on the balcony. and
promcnadcs up anu down to ahow her swreily-
matched parasul, kash fan, UNI Elnyrs. Then
she sits down ami holds out her No. feet In
cascd tn No. Louts-Qulnzc elippcrs. to Show
llcr Sit silk stockings. After enduring the pain
Of her SIT eorsrts for two huurs, having her
S20u pear-tnlntd fan broken bg a CLUMSY at-
venturer from S1ucct,ll,s, AMI iayif. stS shrt1s
OF DuctIessu larc. UiI isn hntsotn Ut her dress,
trotiticb nn.l jnm,net Into ttonr-ttl1, !ny tIrh
and ugly giTI goes hacs; to her roon!. am! sets
her r,n,,l. 10 oYcrlIaulin. her trunks for tile
nust tuiIct. Tile cxpcuso of this one display Is
about as fn1iows: