The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-07-01

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The heading 81 ihal cs,lwmn iW the s.
dsl,s Nunsi.y BAzn .bssid i~ changed
fscs, "F1sa Bitter" u sskuuk Biass.-Cyia
- Advocate.
Thas's I'D! il has hr~a bitten once Of
twice lately BY the Uisi.~ AdsuaaIs.
He h.arj. With his father. He IL q
iaahioaab)e chsp. sssl kROvs nHs the psies
ii oou'. Or What sugar srlls si. b0s The oil
Waa y kesi,nx obi and h about hroken up,
and ve wonder What that .on gill On sh~s'
she old nan coIlsps.s. -J.In~s City EdiPas.
We knov. We can s~Ii ,o r. Get
married s,nl live 9th hin ososhes ia-lsV.
They all do il.
1T may Le of hen~6t io the S<slslis Sun.
day BAzG' Ia le iaiosnsrd ihsi OUe ID. n.
Bennett. al New York, ~ 6mesl ard in
psisOoesl nOa ls & since IOs srndimG olsscses
matter ti.suugh the wails.-Gissos Adss-
ouss.
Dat you aay . word sbout il. fsi~nd.
do you s"u.'-r wr ere s"i"s I" pHblish u
when our -xp~"rr might srsHl y"u To the
peniieaiisry? Ke~p quiet.
We arr Afraid the Ohio editors diis'l
get much Ia eat in Denver. The K.n..s
editions ps-s- d through 6rsi.
You en- never coaviace the average
mao that y roll III bc'vu payer w"0t make
cosk ios pt,.i.-iAtrvd Fs1e Pres.
Yes you can. A friend III OWn siopl.esi
Up hottie u ni,ss acid With bsova psp<r
and Pot u in his hip pockes. He sov
Stands up wl.~a be wants so sii dOss. bas n
fully convinced that brown paper woa's
make bosils saopper.
"A J~drnson City girl who hsd psir
Of shoes made BY shoemaker in that iosn
found them too small. When .sk~d BY .
friesd vhy she didn't go and get another
pair, she replied. "l.a, mr. I! ! don't want Ia
take up eli the leather the man h.. gus !"
We ,loe' l-lieve that nature ever made
. dishonrsi d.. They never n~g!scs Ia rig.
lister when they strike . hotel Or boarding
house.
We don't Obj-ci ~ much To their regis
iering - wr do &" their Committing suicide
he .ln, nina Il, sl,e co6s-p
-Kamss City l. at.us to g~s drowned
oni. The Ti~es of Yesterday informed "
that hell. half acre MAS nearly under "a
ter"
III The ruler Of Exyps j. . svImmes. one
w"uId naturally think kesiivs I'sesiy deep.
-RS~ss Srxfis<i.
lie did. Ks,iised 20 very deep in debs
the vhole country came very near getting
lost.
A young gentleman and his isaoosssa
wac riding past one of our country school
HOUSES. not . hundred nilss lroas Sedalis,
in which The choir were psacsicing. and in
the bsuah On The opposite side Of The rood
the locssses vere bsssisR; the young lady
vss lisseaiss n the locusss and the gentle.
man 70 The choir, and he remarked to The
youag lady that they sesv making terri
hle noise over there. She. surprising be
meant the lccusss. said yes. AMI she hsd
heard they made the noise by rubbing their
lexs together"
Rev. J. s. Kslloch II . candidate 6oe
Mayor Of San Ersnciro. HE great weak
nes i Tor Kallseho. and for this be vas il
veslissied.
Why should . man write down and
abuae that neceasaSy inslituti0a known - The
''ssoihes-in-lswr Isot il the mans fault
that she il elevated to this posisioa.-Nor.
riaoxs HraId
The idea Of . vo0sn becoming "elevssed"
By becoming DOshss.ia-lss! Why, men
Alive, II you hsves'l . moskes-ia-laV al
pour own. juss 80 to soaebody else's and
hey vill b Psesey APT 70 tell you hey
we're bsougAs down, not elsvaled.
The Arkanssa edition. do not carry
Lssis DiPuIek
Of eourse not. Whea they vsat 70 ~ |
'hsved. they just ssssd . certain dissascr |
Nd pop II each Other With thess pisaohI |
This takes Tie heir 81 beautifully, ssd |
psobably secousss Ios The large ssn6es Of |