The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-15

Right quickly in the gutter sinks
Stern necessity-the rudder.
MINIS meat-gold and silver.
A strapping fellow-the barber.
The first fall of man-down stairs.
A speaking ikeness-your twin brother.
The LATEST place in Eidelberg.
Ode to a money lender-"Meet me a
Loan
A regular attendant at the club-a police
man.
Ought baker to drive thoroughbred
horse?
A button is small event which is always
coming off.
A lady need not be athletic though she
jumps at an offer.
Dennis Kearney is the author of "Our
American Cussin."
There is no poetry in the light fantastic toe
that wears a corn.
A man VINO owes more than he can pay is
naturally more ose.
Why is rosebud like promissory note?
1t natures by falling due.
MISUNDERSTANDING Leader.
An elevated railway conductor-One that
Is a little ''high."- City Derrick.
Getting cold victuaIs In hot weather il
what a tramp considers to be hard work.
There are Is different grades of brown
sugar, and yet some folks can't be sweet.
ANY man pays too much for his whistle
when he has to wet it Is or 20 times day.
Shere Ali knows he can't, and it is a cues.
ton If Yakoob Khan.-Boston Advertiser.
1t is said that Secretary Thompson smokes
more cigars day than ever Mr.. Grant did.
A small boy and gun are harmless when
apart, but they make a terrific combination.
A Wyoming man won $40 in a wager by
eating 20 pigs feet. This was pigs feat in
deed.
Now the ameer is said to be SUING for
peace on any terms. His defeat has been
ameer flea bite to John Bull.
The king of the Fiji Islands is SAID to rel
ism Baby Mine" very much. He likes it
well done too.-Vox Humane.
Spikes is under the impression that the
reason Noah's wife was not named Ann was
for fear 1t might lead to Ann-arky.
Lain dD0Ut Ino WlCkCslueS5 Vi udutIu&,
were not many of the early martyrs, who
were burned at the stake, light of foot?
There is world of difference between
successful and unsuccessful attempt at sui
eide. "-Ex. Correct. just one world.
Minister Ito young Sabbath-breaker)-My
son, do you say your prayers? Boy-YeS,
says EN- like the devil when 1 get scared.
A great many men are OF opinion that a
81 VII, -, t.
1t is the uncertain quantity that hurts him.
This business is being carried too far"
shouts the end nan minstrel IN his search
around the stage; here, some ones stolen
my bones"
We have just been thinking how language
came into the world. 1t was during Adam
and Ewes quarrel, when one word brought
on another.
Marriage improves some women's beauty
Some of them never have a pair OF lovely
black eyes until after they are welded a
year or two.
Is there scientific man in the country
who can tell, after a sock gets hole in it,
what becomes of the material that once fill
ed the aperturep
We can easily explain the case of Mollie
Francher. The deceiving creature is the
most recent invention of Thomas Edison
Buffalo Express.
the season for cutting ice and coupons is at
hand" Also, for cutting off to Europe to
avoid detection.
Under the head of Country Intelligence, !"
the Utica Hearld places the item: Brook
lyn had five sudden deaths Christmas" Let
the Eagle scream.
The only ground for believing that Mrs.
Leaman, OF New York, was insane was the
fact that she was worth $10o, 900 and ueed to
wear blue nightcaps.
There is no place like home, especially if
it ID the home of q pretty girl, where they
keep fire in the psrlor and turn the gas down
low to save expense.
When Laplanders meet they rub noses;
when Hnglishmen meet they bow; but when
Jerseyman meets Jerseyman they shake and
smile and shake again.
The Chicago girls want longer straps in
the cars, and the Inter-Ocean tells them to
lean on the tall men. The 10. is a tall
man himself, hence these leans.
Zone kind of ship ] always steer clear
Of" said an old bachelor sea captain. '.and
that is a courtship, cause on that ship
there's always two mates and no caD'n.''
Clubs for women are the fashion in Lon
don. They have been fashionable in these
parts for many years. They are used as an
Inducement for heads of families to stay at
home.
A lady friend just from PARIS says she saw
this Inscription in Worth's millinery estab-
lishment: When you see waist, basque
it" The wicked bodice snatcher.-Utic
Observer.
How Is This :.
lSouthside-]
The coal ring say they do not solicit. They
do. An agent of a leading firm stepped
into store In this city and inquired of the
proprietors where they purchased their
coal. OF so and SO, was the reply, men.