Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-02-06
MH's Better Half.

Love, ,anda good dinner. are said to be
the onltwo things that change mans
cliarnctt.
An ollady being asked to subscribe to
a newslper. declined. on the ground that
when 81 wanted news she manufactured
It herse.
j. "Whs rifes country postmistres. is to
have a nstal card come to the office writ
ten in Finch or short hand.'
Fifteenlundred women and girls work
: In printin Offices IN New York City.
"Ilave ~ coloSnec' asked she. ''No.
ma'an," ,llied the druggist. "I have no
scents at ai'' She said Ire ,E,.r,'t took ~
thoHgi, he nd.
A girl WI would sit In the parlor and
smen cOlose while her mother is washing
dishes in II Kitchen. ought TO 80 some
where and s,rt graveyard.
Many lahes are loved without their
khewins II. but more are not loved who
believe thesseives to be.
A gent atiressed passionate love letter
to lady. ading. ''Postscript: Please to
send speey answer; somebody else in
my eye.''
"Motherwhat is an angel ?" "An angel?
Well, an aIxel is a child that flies But.
mother, WY does papa call my xovernrss
an angel !! well" explained the mother.
after moaent's pause, ''she is going to
fly immeditely."
''Never Sss a young girl if she doesn't
want you D." says an article on the Art
OF kissing.' But pretty often when girl
says she Doesn't want you to kiss her il
the very tine she dacs want you to; you'd
better takethe benefit of tie doubt.
A Western paper wants to know why 4
woman always sits ON the floor to pnu on
her stockigs? We suppose it is simply
because she can't sit on the ceiling.
4 very iiininutive specimen Of man
lately solidted the hand OF fine buxoM
+, girl. "Oh no." said the fair but Insulting
lady: II can't think Of it for MGu...st.
The fact is John. you ale little too big
tor cradt. and little too snail to 90 to
church wih.''
The BosOn Post wants some one to tell
it how earthquakes are started. Well. the
wife saysyes, and the husband says no 5;
and thentbe earth begins to quake.
An Ohb man Went out and hanged him-
self the ptlier day bcts"sr a Columbus
dentist toi him his tooth Wa. affected with
''nodular calcitic:tion of the pulp" He eit
\ note to Ids wife saying he didn't want TO
live on and give it to. her and her children.
~ = "'s - -of4ic,h. has sensation.
forbiddn 10 meet her lover. daughter OF
First fasefss' zssne ses.,f asal .n,.r:.,, h;,.
Stern parent died, proSsnne VI hss VIII
.i,at tle d:sagnter shouldn't have penny
of his fortaac go long as she iriD:,i,rd the
young A,n's wife. Shc obtained divorce.
alleging rueity. obtained control Of her
property md relnarried her lover.
Mary Kyle D;l!las writes: The moMen,
4 girl has secret from her aso,her. or has
received / letter she dare not k.f i,sr mother
rexd or aas friend Of whom her mother
does not know. she Is in danger. The
fewer secrets that lie in the hearts of wo-
,Des: Mt any age the better. 1t is almost q
test Of purity. In girlhood do nothing
that. if discovered by your father, would
make you blush"
A lady writes to a New York paper, pub
licly thinking Col. Bob lngelsoll for his
good influence on lrer husband. Before he
knew lnsersoll. she says he was an orthe-
lOX Christian. lHorOse and sour to his
family and probably given to fierce out
bursts Of temper Ike doctor of divinity.
Since hgersoll converted him she declares
he is like new man. kind. merry and gen-
tic to the children, and generally pleasant
to live with.
Girls if you want to encourage young
men. ct an album. It's the first thing Il
ts,shfsl young man grabs for. when he en-
tiers asnange house where there are girls.
We've seen them look through one until
they Knew every picture BY heart from
page one to Gen1 Grant in the back part.
It's wonderful what interest 4 bashf,l
young man will take ina young xirt's
grandmother and pus-nOsed uncle Ut tn.
first visit bWt it always occurs. Get EN-,
girls. It's the best thing in the world to
occupy young fellows hands, and it's .
sure cure tor bashfulness.
what the Phon0 snph will -.
In the course Of very interesting arti-
Gle written for the North American Rerie,o
by Mr.. Edison. the inventor. he gives a
statement of the uses to which the in
stran,ent can be put, and among them the
following: at
ldDietatien-Ah kinds and manner OF die
tation which will permit Of the applic,s-
ton of the mouth Of the speaker to the
mouthpiece Of the phonogriph may be as
readily affected! oy the rhonograph Ne in
the case Of letters. II the matter ie tor
the printer hp would MHl, prefer. IN se,-
ting II up in tyne. TO mse his ears In lieu n
his eyes. lie has other use for them. 1t
would he even worth while to compel wit
naeses in court to speak d;rsrtly inse thp
pllOr ogrnph. in orler to thus obtain IN
an mpeachable record Of their testimony
The increased atliscy Of the phOno-
graph. which is in the near future. will en-
large this Rcld rapidly. 1t may then in
clu'e all the savings of not only the wit
ness. but the Judge AMI the counsel. 1t
will then also comprehend the uttenncee
of public speakers.
BoOks-Books may he read BY the char
itsbay inclined professional reader. or by
such readers especially employed for that
purpose. and the record OF such hooks
usesi In the ssyl"ms OF the blind. hospitals.
the sick chamber. oreven with great profit
ant amusement by the Lady or gentleman
whose eyes and hands may be otherwise
employed; or. again. because OF the great
or enjoyment to be had from hook when
read By an elocshionist than when read BY
the average reader. The ordinary record
sheet. repeating this hook from fiity to q
hundred times, as 1t will, would command
. price that would pay the original reader