Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1879-03-21

Z y DOab0L
of age. who, via -uol~s
books on her arm, sa / The
horse car book oalle0- lemon
Bride, or Welded to Her D5om." Il
had this touching motto: Hast thou
sufered? If not, this book is not for
thee. " 600 81
TINE may obliterate the novels and
imske them mansions; it may make
Christians sinners, and poor men mill
ionaires; but it can never take away
the man by the grocery stove who has
Just been reminded of an adventure he
had during the War, and which he
would like to relate to the crowd.-ET-
change.
Iris all very wen 10 talk about econ
omy, but the difficulty is to get any
thing to economic. The little osby
who puts his toes in his mouth is al
most the only person who in these
times mansges TO make both ends
meet
MY dearest Maria wrote recent
ly-married husband to mis- wife. She
wrote back; dearest, let me correct
either your grammar or your morals.
You address me, My dearest Maria
Am to suppose you have other dear
Marissp'' Il..
A NEwLT-MARRIED lady made her
6rst plum pudding the other day. al
aimed TO make a good pudding she
said to her husband, who is a rihemRn,
when the dish was served. .'t You aimed
well, ;" he replied, as he inhaled its de-
licious fragrance. Yes" she said;
g made plum scenter."
AT q recent conference meeting
in New York a man got up and said he
hau long wished to speak, but his wife
wouldn't let him. His wife had died,
however, and having his liberty a. last,
he pro ,Osed to exercise il. In about
two minutes the entire conference wept
over the death of the lady as over the
loss of personal friend.-Bu6eGlO BE-
press,
Now" IN a ChiH-tone she said,
will be Frank; tits true,
Altho you Arab brilliant catch,
L do not Caffre your
"Olady, Dane to hear my suit,
This heart is Scot by thee,
Nay, sir, cannot heed your WGrds,
FOryOu Arnaut to met!
"'Tis Welsh" she added freeEingly,
'Siuce Siam pressed 50 far,
10 Hindoo you no longer here,
And so, good Hir, Tartar"
What Ottoman like me to doi''
BeEailed the stricken man;
I'm Finnish up my mad career
And wed the GallicanF
st. Louie TRsss.
THE Russian physicians rport the
following as the characteristics of the
prevailing plague: A swelling Of the
size of hens egg appears un er the
groin. This is a companied by a gen
eral indispositiOn and violent head
aches. From these signs of the disease
to its complete developm ent only a few
hours elapse, Immedis .telY afterward
ensue severe internal pains, copious
vomitings, and soon after black spots
break out on the bod Y, mostly on the
breast, the forearm and the top Of the
back. In an hour o two more the pa
tent is dead.
MEN may escap the law, but their
own consciences They cannot fee from.
Many years ago young man in this
city was guilty of an offense against
the law, an t5ffense which brought So
cial ruin upon himself and his family.
The man and ais offense are forgotten
by the public, yet he lives, and lives
here in Bo ston. But from the day his
ofense we s discovered although, hav-
ing escap ed the law, he is free to come
and go Is he pleases-he has never been
seen OF ftside of his own home in the
daYtiT Ae. Sometimes, under the cover
Of nj kht, he walks abroad to take an
airiI 40, and note the changes that thirty
yes Irs have wrought, but an ever-active
o. lnscience makes him shun the light Of
'iay, and the faces of men, and he walks
apart, stranger in the midst Of tth5So9sSs
among whom-ha~