Daily Republican., 1879-08-07
BREVITIEs,
Sun rises 5.O4. Sun sets TO-

yoi sun rises 5O4.. sun sets 7.07.
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n OupPtpg 4nd dissching at nj King st,
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10 FERRIS BROTHERS, 1.-THE" Printers.
ri Out on foul-Takinga ride on an ostricl
d Should baker drive thorough, bred horse
| Salt oysters, Ice cold, for sale at Fullmer'
I Eight cents per line Is charged for advertii
' Ing In this column.
The fool goeth out in sail boat when h
1 DOESN'T know boom from breaker, but th
, wise man picks up pebbles on the shore an,
, fiirts with the girl in a pink dress.
feet in tight boots.
To-day Saturn Is in conjunction with tb,
moon.
Too warm for lightning rod agents and in
surance men.
J Man is not only the most Irregular and
most Incorporate, but the most labOriOus md
hard worked Of all the animals.
Mccormick has good, ripe melons at III
Be polite to the ice wagon men. They ma,
! reclprocate with solid chunk OF frozen cour
tesy.
You who do not like to read the REpusLr
CAN, really should not do SO.
A Chicago editor wrote panic-stricker
citizens. "
We had SO much green in breyity tn,
other day that it caused offence. Beg pardon
any other color will do.
Early birds catch the worm, and early
risers catch the birds.
1t Is reported that Mount Atna has piven
up smoking. This is lavable.
Consult Dr. Darmon at the Washington
House, No. 2O5 Market street.
Business carried on without publicity ~
vertise.
The Katy-did and cricket on the earth are
about and add pleasure to the delightful
moonlight evenings.
Eight of the States now admit women tn
practice in their courts.
II say, my little son. where does the right
hand road got" "Don't know, sir; 'tain't
been nowhere since we lived here '
VIII anybody read the REPUBLICAN. now
that the " Herald rules it out OF the arena
OF discussion?
How Is it that trees can put on new dress
without opening their trunks? Because tbey
leave out their Summer clothing.
For bargains in all kinds OF hats. call at the
Great HAT Depot, &. ). Humphrey, proprie-
tor, at 2l6 Market street.
When New Jersey mosquito enters a
mans sleeping-room, his first impression is
that there Is brass band under his window
and that he is called on for speech.
When the time arrives for baby to com.
mencc eatlLg Dread you should break 1t to
him gently.
1t. is proof positive that Noah was not
bald.headed man, or he never would have lot
fly in the ark.
The hot weather does not decrease the cir
culation OF the REPUBLICAN.
1t is strange that it wearies mans legs 80
much less to stand In front of q bar than 1t |
does to stand by a workbench.
Look out for the woman who powders her
hair and then bangs it. She is dangerous.
Ifysu want good melon or sweet canta.
loupe, 20 to McCermick's. 7th and Jefferson.
1t is denied that Peter SPAIN is candi-
date Tor Council In the Tenth Ward.
1t is easier for man to 20 through a noed.
less sigh than to sign subscription paper for
a new church.
Would 1t look funny to write epistles to
pussy? Yet the old Romans thought it the
correct thing to drop Cataline. N-~re7E7F.
A taxidermst Is one who upholsters ami
mails.
"a soft answer turneth away wrath, " but
in the case of an irate creditor a little soft
money! a fve.dollar William for instance
Is much more effective.
Examine your parlor carpets and hunt the
destructive moth.
DR.. DarmOn can now be consulted at the
Washington Hotel, 2O5 Market street.
Copperas is an inodOrOus compound whose
cleansing properties can not be 100 highly es-
timated.
Where was the silver moon during the first
Of the excursion last night?
This is a splendid day for the excursions
down the bay.
And now the buzzing fly sticketh closer to
\ man than brother. I
Many man without principle marries O
woman to get the principal. [
Deviled crabs at Fullme-'s, see Market st.
An Irishman's toast May you live to eat
the old hen that crows over your grave. "
The boys are already prospecting among
the chestnut trees. The Indications are that
u full crop will he gathered.
Trim up the trees but don't cut them down
unless it Is absolutely necessary.
Plain dresses for church-wear are much
more seemly than the egaudy hippery too often
seen.
Job work done neatly and with despatch at
he REPUBLICAN, office.
Notice to the puDlio.-I will half-sole and
leel boots and shoes for 81, and other mending
n proportion, at $. W. corner of Seventh and
ratnall Streets John e. Bailey.
One of the college magazines sums up q
ION nencement in this way
The senior blacks his boots,
And elbows u? his way,
Makes his little bow,
And says his little say;
Then he makes another
And waits for his bouquet;
When the people cl p their hands,
And the band begins to play.