River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1879-01-09
Femininities.
Weddings are always fashionable.

Weddings are always fashionable.
Slight of Hand Refusing marriage
proposal.
A Woman's Right-A right to a hus-
band, il she can get one.
Women d. not talk more than men,
they are listened to more, that's all.
Let not your hearts be troubled pro-
vided diamonds are trumps. N. Y.
Graphic
When a tramp demands meal of an
Arkansas woman she sticks a pistol in
his face and proposes to give it to him by
the barTel.
Now that baby has been choked by
the rubber tube Of nursing bottle,
mothers will believe the primeval system
of feeding offspring the best by large
majority. Boston Transcript.
Alice Oates celebrated her 9th birth
day in san Francisco, and was made the
recipient of numerous costly presents"
Some editors put after the figures in the
above item. How mean!
The crownless flower bonnets for even
ing and reception wear have been sup
planted by crownless bonnets made OF
short c,;rled ostrich-tips, closely laid, and
effectuaily covering the head-piece.
A Pennsylvania girl waited whole
year before bringing suit for damages
against man who kissed her without
warning, and the crushing verdict OF one
cent damages took her breath away.
The dark border formerly in vogue on
finger rails is not considered in good
taste when accompanied with diamonds,
though a few conservative ladies still adj
| here to the old custom.--B0stoa Tran
script.
The Princess of Wales, according u n
correspondent, never fiinches when The
crowd siares at her, and always makes
herself good to look at by exquisite taste
in dress; She must feel lonesome in
England
About this time the man who keeps a
| few valuable account books at home. IS
pleased upon reference 10 them, to find
p, them full Of fern leaves and flattened cat
erGllars and sdch, which the dear girls
are pressing.
AS everything Indicates that we are
going "a have one of he coolest winters
ever known on the continent, lydia
] Thompson went and bought another
bracelet She says she is going to keep
warm il she has to smother herself.
Very Select.-Dr. Newman spoke, in a
recent sermon, of "the sad funeral process
sionn which followed Abel 10 the grave.
An irreverent woman in the audience
nudged her companion, and whispered,
Not such large procession, but very Sc
lect-none but the first families"
InI, friopI &c o,,pc want ipfN hpr
kitchen one day and said - her bright
eyed Irish COOK, Betsy, there is to be
an eclipse of the moon tonight, which
you can see if you look out after it rises
"Arrah, ma'am," cried Betsy, "and is j.
the moon that ye say is to be 'clipsed!
Sure ycz don't have the moon 'chpsed
here, does yea Its the sun in my
counthryW
The editor of the Hackensack RepuJlt
can went to call on his girl, when he
saw ON the front steps sign beware of
the peiut.' He went away signing. IL
never before knew that she painted. p
NcU Yorb Herdld.
When Miss Mary Anderson was at
Hartford young fellow who thought
to cultivate her acquaintance sent her an
| invitation TO dine with him after the per-
! fcrma&cc, to which the young actress
replied she was not on fogaging tour.
At Il wedding recently, when the oflici-
ating priest put to the lady the question,
"Wit thou have this man TO be thy we'd
ded husband2" she dropped the prettiest
courtesy, and with a modesty which lent
her beauty ana additional grace replied,
"if you please
A Cleveland lady writes though the
husband was never "unkind,n be was oft
en- moody and morose until he heard Col.
| Ingersoll's lecture on Liberty of Man,
/ Woman, and Child" That was over q
! year ago, but siEce then he has been as
devoted and tender as before the we'd
ding.
A mauon dwelling on the banks Of the
Tee, England, under cross examination
rs a witness at the Durham ASHES,
turned up her nose at the insnuation
that her daughter was inclined to we'd
widowvr. every likely indeed, said
she, with toss of her head, "that my
daughter should marry a secondhand
manw