New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1879-10-08
MULTUM IN PARVO.

OOMfANG OOWu rope lSWnat Lney
call hanging in Nevada.
THE :" Cradle Hymn is new piece
OF music recommended for beginners.
THERE isn't much romance in the ex-
istence OF q member Of q hose company
his life is too reel.
The art Of defensive speaking has
been said to consist largely in knowing
how to omit judiciously.
The recent cyclone in Kansas was
quite popular II many persons were
really carried away with it.-Brooklyn
Uaaion-Argus.
WHEN small boy was ducked in a
pond, he went home and told his moth
er he had caught the s'dip theory
Da1aielsonville Sentinel.
The mosquitoes have appointed all
their committees for the summer ses-
sion, and will soon present their bills,
which can't be vetoed. Boston Adver-
tiser.
WHEN Q boy scrapes little skin off
his knuckles while saving wood for his
mother, he makes more ado about it
than when he knocks his big toe-nail
off in running to fire.
Now the winds that softly breathe,
and the flowers that garlands wreathe,
gentle hint of summer in the mind
implants; and so do the beetles, and the
spiders, and the ants Yopkers Gazette.
How SWEET is fathers effort to
soothe his infant prodigy to sleep:
hf$s s's ses; $sssv wonder;
or he'll spank it, by thunder.
-Andreu,s' D0zGr.
''THAT is what call finished SER
mon," said lady to her husband, as
they wendell their way from church.
"Yes,'' was the reply, with a yawn,
"but, do you know, thought it never
The ugly girls never get married,
and the common young men die old
bachelors. No matter who is married,
the bride, in the report, is always
beautiful and accomplished,'' and
the sheepish groom is invariably "the
son of one of our best families: "-Bur-
Nngto's Haa0k-Eye.
The editor of a foreign review SAYS:
"Jhe fate of most great commercial
houses is either to be ruined by the i'm
providence of those who succeed to the
family rights of control, or to disappear
by sinking into the prudent security of
accumulated capital invested beyond
the reach of commercial viclssitudes."
ABOUT this time of year city people
are getting terribly anxious about the
welfare of their country cousin. This
anxiety and solicitude will grow as the
season advances, and, when they can
bear it no longer, they will pack up
four children and two trunks and 20
and see about it.-Middletown IrQ7a-
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WHAT we want is to find out what
every one is fit for, and put them to
that work which they naturally lean
toward. There is q niche for every
one; the trouble is, in dealing with peo-
pie we want to drive them into lines
and battalions by wholesale, instead of
finding for everybody his natural place.
Sunday afternoon.
RUSTIC CRITIC Ito artist painting out
OF doors)-.'Now that's real kinder
material, amt it? But what makes We
waste yer time on them darned old
ellum trees? Ye'd ought to 20 right
up back here onter SINNERS Hill.
where ye could see something sorter
interestin' Town Hall, an the
Baptis' meetin' house an the new brick
High-skule. "-Harvard Lanspoon.
MINNIE G. BALLARD, in tender lyric
just published, inquiries of whom it
may concern:
Low
" &aa Yaa ta sosf ess f 8; ye true heart
We dislike to say unpleasant things,
Minnie, but the chances are that he
wouldn't. Plain words are best, and
so sometimes are women, but we re-:
peat that the chances are that he
wouldn't.-Albany Evenisg Journal.
"WE cannot go below the bottom of
anything" said Professor Miller, the
last day of school. "Yes, we cam"
interpolated the smart bad boy. "Ah,"
said the Professor, in tones that indi-
Gated his doubt, ''and what is it that
extends beyond the bottom?'' "Straw-
berry box" shouted the smart bad
boy, and before the Professor could
stop the class the boy received three
encores and rocket. - Burlington
Hasok-Eye.
PEOPLE talk very lightly, says the
London Spectator, of supplying an
army" as if it was an easy thing; but
just let them try to take five wagons
across q thousand acres of plowed
field. In India the camels if over
urged have trick of "splitting up.n
that is, dislocating or slipping their
thigh bones out of the socket, in = wav
no veterinary skill is able to repair;
and even in Zululand, and with oxen.
the beasts die of heart-break as much
as anything.
An old chevalier worth millions
feels bis end approaching; he sum-
mons his lawyer to give him his last
will and testament. He tries to think
to which of his friends he can leave his
fortune. The lawyer observes: ..Mon-
sieur has nephew" sDon't speak
OF him; he hasn't cent and is diving
OF hunger; do you think I'm going to
encourage such people?" but, sir.
your nephew has no need of encour-
agement. know you have lost sight
of him for some time.'' ..True. Tor
some timel" Very well, in that
time he has made fortune" "Ah.
bah! He is now q rich fellow.
steady, and perfectly able to dispense
with your money! :. Oh! in that case
tbs very different: make him nv sole
heir! - Sqar0.
FROM the best information we can
gain OF tho growing crops, it would
seem that we ara IN tho fhrophnld nf q