The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-03-07
Phunnygraphs.

Twins are said to be tile paroptts
of house.
A corporal may be known by the
company he is in.
"One touch Of nature,p obseveisl
the inebriate as the ground roso
and struck him.
Free speech in Germany is to be
cut OFF; so is head OF the man. who
INDUCES IN it.
Our dog ont clock isa setter. 1t
wants setting u dozen times day.
Phe hands are pointers.
The reason why "thc horn Of tho
hunter is not heard on the hill" any
more, is because lie carries il in "A
pocket flask just now. o 4>
why is ii that the sGIiooIhoy. who
is forever carving his initials oo he
old akafrecs, iS aeldom, if ever.
heard FROM iu after lite 5.a
The boy who vas getting u lttti,,
too large to enjoy the tiattcFy ct
his mothers sisters, said be had got
"syc.oph ants" long ago. 49,,
Penurious parent-" john, where
is that egg the white hen laid this
morning 7" John Dunno; hain't
seen H. GIess it got misIaid some
wbere.n
The following is posted in front
of grocery store near Harvard
Square "Wooden pals, six cents
each. Notice-We did not steal
these pals, but we think the man
we bought them of did"
A Nevada woman scoltled her
Chinese servant the other day for
not properly cleaning a fish, aud
going into the kitchen soon after,
found him energetically washing ie
with brown soap.
The young man who took up the
collection in church the other Sun
day, when nothing but five-cent
pieces were forthcoming, remarked
that it was ueat bit of nickel-pla-
ting.
An Irishmari noticing a lady pass
along, espied two strips depending
from under fhe' lauS'S cloak. Not
knowing that these were styled
sashes, and in the right place, be
exclaimed, "Faith, ,-ma'ain, your gal
luses are united
The following explanation of u le-
gal term is ohered by Teutonic
member of the police force "Ven
get me out habeas scorpions, can
chnst so II catch a man where he
amt as he is."
Jeems--I SEE, Robin, that the New
York Herald Says we're tae hae
anither storm next Mohtay. Robin
Man It's terrible. Since thae Yam
KEGS hiv gotten the weather intae
keepin' we've a storm every itlftr
day.
"Just one" he murmt,fed as he
involuntarily moved bis clf.,iV lit
tie nearer an wistItiliy gazed at
her luscious lips. $50 | perceive
she rel lied, alancing at the clock /;
''wont you stay until after break.
fast ~ But he went.
A witty lady vas once told by a
gentleman OF her acquaintance that
she must have been born with "a
silver spoon in his mouth" She
looked at him carefully, aud, upon
he size OF his mouth, re-
Piled: IL don't doubt it; but it
must have been a soHp-ladle."
''What is meant by conscience p
asked an EugilSh schoolmastef Of
lis class. "a Inward MONITOR
'And what do YOU understand by
nonitors" "a bTouclad," replied
;he intelligent youth.
At IA Methodist Conference
meeting in New York mati got up
md said he had long wished to
speak, but his wife wouldn't let him.
His wife had died, however, and
iaving his liberty at last, he pro.
,osed TO exercise it. Iu about two
minutes the entire Conference wept
'>er tile death of the lady as over
he death of IA personal friend.
An Irish wairer at u Christmas
Gathering at an uptown hotel com.
,iinented turkey in the following
manners: "Faith it's not six hours
ince that turkey was walking
Iround his rale estate wild his hands
n his pockets, never draining what
protty Imvitashuh he'd have TO
ine YOU giitiemen ut dinner"
"Tbat young lady tried her best
o catch your husband before you
married him." remarked one lady
o another, as u mass OF curls and
)rai,ls, hounces aud over.skirts,
passed the window at which they
we're sitting. IL wish she'd got
lim!" WAS the quick reply. Aud
hen dead silenes fell upon the
wo, and wonders in crochet.work
we're accomplished in the next half
lour.
A Boston lawyer, badgeriDg q
said strrnly II belivey sir,
.ou have served sentence IN the
,tate prison I" ''Yes,r was the un-
reply. II Was ia tbs
tate prison, and had the mis-
Drtune TO oecnpy the cell yopr, IL.
rother had had.' o,
A little boy whose father =
ather im,no.i.rate drinker qe.d n,