The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-01-17
PROGRAMMES.

TERTAINMENT.
WITH sONE cHEERFUL NEW STORIES.
PROGRAMME. e
The festivities viii be commenced by
the pianist, . gentleman who used TO
board in tho same street with Mr..
GOtschalk. The man who kept the
boarding house remembers it distinctly.
The overture win consist of q medley
Of airs, including the touching new
ballads, " Dear Sister, Is there any Pie
IN the House r. "My Gentle Father,
have you any Fine Cut about you r
"MOther Is the battle DER, and is ii
safe for me to come Home from Can
adaP And (by request of many fami-
lies who havn't heard it) TRAMP,
Tramp, Tramp, the boys are march.
ingi" While the enraptured ear
drinks in this sweet music I've pay the
pianist nine dollars week and "ind
him the eye win be enchanted by the
magnificent green baizs covering Of the
panorama. The green baize cost 40
cents a yard. We will keep up with
the times, If We spend the last dollar
eur friends have got. gsur
Appearance Of Artemus Ward, who
will be greeted with applause. 81 The
ushsEs are particularly requested 70 at-
tand to this. - When quiet is re
stored, the lecturer will present rath-
er frisky prologue, Of about ten min
utes IN length and Of nearly the same
in width. It perhaps isn't necessary
to speak Of the depth
The pictures commence here, the
first one being view Of the California
steamship. Large crowds of citizens
on the wharf, who appear to be entire
" willing that Artemns Ward shall
go. "Bless you, sir r. they say, ''don't
hurry about coming back. Stay away
for years if you want tor 1t was
very tOuehing-At Panama. glance
at Mexico-The health of Maximilian
The angry Paci6c-Queer scenes on
shipboard-The Storm at Sea, with
the best thunder In town.
The broadway of the Pacific Mont
gomery street, San Francisco The
gold bricks-Strese scenes-"The Or
phan Hackman or the Mule Drivers
Step Father Chinese Theatre-
Sixteen square yards Of Chinese Comic
Song.
Virginia City, Nevsda-The thrifty
young metropolis Of the nSw silver
State-They shoot a great deal, here /;
though not much more than they do
this waya fter all 1t is un fe to now give
even the quietest young man q pistol.
The chances are that he will shoot his
grandfather before night. ~
The desert at night. A dreary
waste Of sand. The sand isn't worth
saving, however. Verses on the Ia
mented George Glover, stage driver.
Indians occupying yonder mountains
Little Injuns seen In the distance tTun-
ding their war whoOps.
A birds Eye view Of great Salt Lake
City, with some entirely serious de-
scriptive talk.
Main street, east side. The Salt
House, etc, It Is temperance hotel,
in fact, the Main Law is rigidly en-
forced IN Utah.
She's the most distressful country that ever
yet has bin,
They're impriaonin' men and women there
for sellin' Of the gin.
The Mormon Theatre. Romeo and
Juliet, with ten Juliets. 1t is confu-
sion to Romeo, and when Juliet asks,
"where art thou, RemeoP Romy
answers that he don't know, scarcely,
whereabouts he's gone To.
Main street, west side. Tbs Council
House of the Territorial Legislature.
Can't think of anything funny to say
about this. In fact Legislatures never
was funny. aH sz aasss sa
Brigham Youngs Harem. Mr..
Young Is an indulgent father and d
numerous husband. For further par
ticulars call on the lecturer at City
Hall on Tuesday evening, October 81
This paragraph is intended to unite
business with amusement.
Hebsr C. KimbaIl's aHarem. We
have only to repeat here the pleasant
remarks above In regard to Brigham.
sfa INTKRAIssIoH. p5s ssH
WAn intermissiOn Of FIVE minutes
viii occur here, se that the lecturer
can 90 across the street to "see man.
The pianist, however, viii meanwhile
practice some new music. - e<.l.
The Tabernacle. The great Mormon
westinghouse, where the Elders and
Youngers misIsad the congregation, ane
Mrs. Smith leads the choir. u ~ q
The Temple as it Is. Not much o
. picture, though the audience car
have carte de Uisite OF it If they in
sist on it.
The Endowment House. The Nor
mon is initiated into the mysteries o
/ his faith here, which is pretty much al
we know about it.
Echo Canyon. A sick looking pic
ture beside thet Of Mr.. Bierstadt, bu
perhaps it win do. It was the bes
they had in the store. - sol
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