The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-01-14

aing ike sngelsw IL the angels heard
that cAisrvauiinx, their goose 10 cooked.
This crowd siil sinG the best il knows how,
and the gentlemen will please take the to-
bscco out of their mouth before commenc
ing:
One day, beside dusty road,
Where y srm the sunlixht shone.
A isborer. up,n his tnees,
VS. bn-y brsskins stone.
His heavy hammer rose and fell,
HE arm va firm and aironS.
AMI far and near the frsxmsnis dsW,
While merry wss his song.
A pr'e., came riding slowly By.
On pslfry proud and z y,
Ant, looking al the laoorsr,
lie paused beside the way.
20. would that I could crush, he ss,d,
"The stony hearts Of thoss
Who hear my voice. n thss- hard sionss
Are bruken By thy blovs."
"rhen," cried the sturdy lancrer,
"F"nAks thy life Il ease;
Fur he whn breaks heart of stone
Mus, work upon his knees"
I Nov Ne take il that 10 pretty good
cong. considering the cold weather. That's
good poetry end common sense 10 boot.
You bet there Vas some,hinx sl-e in that
fellow head besides ni,s and bug.
Talking about songs. ihi. fashions
BILE music is jus, uhst 10 filing
mp the lunsiic aylums 20 fast
Il aways maks u think of that old fellow
n Arkarsas, Who said: -Ssrsnxsr. my
.iarter is eddiksied, che il. She kin elsv
ivory like wildcat, snd howl like mule !"
He said il, and do.n YOU forsi,.i, nn,her
Here il one. fall breadth. yard vide. all
wool. Of fashionable music:
When Eugene Augustus a.ked her to
sing last night. she 6,risd up her long train,
sr.q"-',i.hiy wiyxie- wsgxled To the piano,
~ sang:
when fine moo-hccn 10 mi-hld-ly he- h-amine
Yer the cs-hzim and si-hi lent $4,000;
Is, n-dyunce .o-hoIniy strc-hsam-inx,
ch. ther-hsn. Oh. th~r-h-n,
ther-hink,
Hofth~c-hee,
thee-hink.
j thee-hiuk.
] thee-hfuk,
thee-he-he- he heh-h~h- hnk hot thee 900 f, !
'Beau,ifui. Mia Juii. I beautiful 2" and /
se ill clapprd our hands. DO p.esse sing /
another ver.e-iis perfectly divine, Mis-
julia = said Eugene Augustus. Then JUL.
rails d her golden tdyed) head. touched the /
white ivory With her jewsIed 6agen, sna
wsrhled:
When the sur. hun ,s sri-hisht.Iy sio-ho-ins.
h. h.. a A.
And >W~~-he~t the Wee-hiud - blo-ho.tra.
OH ther-hen. oh th~r-hen. u
1fhe~-hink,
Hof the~-heI
fhee-hnk.
1th~e-hink |.
thee-he-he-h. h-h-hehe- hiak hohohohohoho-
ho-h"ho- Of the -eeoeeeeeee i..!i
How a,e you on ie~s. old psrd! Did M
lure give you hoofs like country school dis
lric's! We saw the giant Por,er's shoe in
Louisville once. AMI upsiver ssesmboat-
nsn offered $500 for Il. lie aaid he would
put in couple Of engines. tack Wheel
IN the heel and run the thing 10 the Yasoo q
rade.
But here 10 smother story onto the shoe
"Maybe," said . husband tn his loving
pnuse. "you wouldn't BE- 70 handy display
ng thnae big feet Of yours IL you knew vh., .
whom l took your shoe to b- ,
pended." .
"wh., Vac i, PIE, me kno. in.sansly.r
swell, the shoemaker took IL in HE hand.
'ased upon il in silencs. snd then barss into q
EAR. and sept o. il his he.rt voald break"
well. what wss the numskull CRYING =,
nr ?-qnick, let ue know 7"
well, ps'or fellow, he said he dn,ed on
10 ENTHUSIASTICALLY dotted on her. She
nrsed him. you know. becsuae his moeher @
'.a feeble. and so-ssll, no came To shis z
oan'rv 6tleeN yesn aRo. sad Grit - ct I.
p in the Vegetable line. and Rns along
rsity veil. and 80 sh"ut 10 se,d Tor the
III lady. che" hard times cane, end be
70 .. He vent into fruit then, end si,es
hat into milk-is." ell sosts Of thing; bat u
. G"e disappointed every tine, ,iil kis
ssiness fetched him out 1t lsss. and he
mt right Cd fos the old woman. She
'nsird fnnr veeks sRo. bat died TIE very "
'me night. il Us hard. very hard. sfier
u HE telling tos fifteen yesm. 10 get her ..
'sr nj lsse and N hsvs her die m HE 20
..da. He-he-veIl. he v.s d;..r.ssI "
ow~ses, he laid her out, and b. and HE
lend. sat mp With her, ard ~ the ueworv
her VIRTUES s"ftened his bissssme.s end ar
sn~d il tn . tender sri~f. ae:,l~d aelss. 81
'"ly. that hung sbous HE spisiis Inv many N
IVA Hovsver. BY stfivine IN keep his :.
ought. employed m other subj css. Ne ="
" 6nsilv heeinnis1 In r.esia sns.e Iiss)e
his old time cheerfulne~. vhea yoas
~ ssmi"ded him ~ painfully Of hia
sndmoshes's e"6n =" IN
A slsP In the f.ee accompanied ~ srsks ho
II. yoa degraded aid rudhsn I" Pot ssAsrp ho
In the ises story.
Eseryb~iv l. ysvpiae abnas NV -.
s"dfssher's Clock" Their gvssdfashen -.
l"'' have IN. clock. bseas-s they u.ed -.
70 "a'. squins one eye. shade Tie other ~.
Ii their hand. look sP 10 Tie sus, end ~.
|lss: ~Osd vooos"i ~ better sis -
- bssss eo--hiW qssssss sssss ~ .