The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-01-10
NEW NOR -WEsTERS.

st. Augustine, Florida, has roses
bloom.
Song of the dry goods clerk-swingir
in delaine.
An editors chair is like back tooth.
hard to fill.
AT this season of the year expe
, weather Or no.
Lord Dufferin's new salary is to
$4,000 year.
The new constitution of Georgia make
lobbying crime.
Now is the time to buy thermometer
while they are down.
Charles Dickens library was not SOLE
It is preserved entire.
| Never kick man when he's down.
unless you're sure he can't get up.
If criminals are to be believed, non
of them ever had an honest conviction.
| Within the past year $500, 900 has bee
invested in cotton factories ir Georgia.
The Buffalo Erpress is beginning t.
find out that Tilden himself is cipher.
If the Indians were turned over to tn
army, what would become of the army?
The artesian well at Charlestown, S
c., is 1,040 feet deep, and has cost $50, 900
-Iudians never kiss each other, and hav
ing seen few Indians we can't blame then
much.
The individual who was accidently in
jured by the discharge of his duty is still
very low.
The quiet fellow in the corner, who Lett
the rival do all the talking, generally mar
ries the girl.
The King of Portugal not only trans
lates Shakespeare into Portuguese, but is a
conchologist.
In an album belonging to Swiss Ii
brary has been found an autographic entry
made by John Milton.
Senator David Davis slipped on ba-
mana peel recently, and small dog that
was trotting in his rear was, fattened out
like book-ma1k.
Its great shock to mans nervous
system to have suspender button fly off
just while he is making profound bow to
a lady on the street.
"A poet who had expressed wish to die
"amidst the grand solitude of the eternal
mountain tops" was killed by the explo-
sion of pint of cheap kerosene.
"A company of settlers, in naming their
new town, called it Dictionary, because, as
they said, it is the only place where peace,
happiness and prosperity is found.
A Western editor thus kindly alludes
to contemporary "He is young yet, but
he can sit at his desk and brush cobwebs
from the ceiling with his ears"
Extract from romance Z" With one
hand he held her beautiful golden head
above the chilling waves, and with the
other loudly called for assistance"
1t is written in the Talmud that "the
world is saved by the breath of school chill
dren." The writer evidently never sat in
school next a boy who grew fat ON garlic.
A courtly negro recently sent reply
to an invitation, in which he regretted
that circumstances repugnant to the re-
quiescencs would prevent his acceptance of
the invite"
No fewer than a million living crea
lures are on an average sent through the
German Postofice annually, the majority
of the packages containing canaries and
,ther birds and bees.
"A sybarite is already ecstatic at Pro-
'essor Edison's electric divislbility discov-
,ry. He thinks cigars will be made with
he spark in them. When you MP off the
point they will light.
"A Liverpool firm is reported to have
purchased steamer for the purpose of
live pigs from America. The
,essel is being fitted up to hold over 2,0Oo
,igs, as well as cattle.
The statue of Governor Andrew, in |
bingham cemetery, near Boston, has been |
lefaced by some vandals recently. Two
ingers Of the left hand have been knocked
,f5, and the cloak marred.
"A musician, George Sharp, had his |
lame on the door thus: &C. Sharp" A |
yag of painter, who knew something of |
music, early one morning made the follow
ng undeniable and significant addition j:
lis fat"
On recent trip the steamship, City |
" Sidney, made the fastest steaming time |
IN record between Sydney and San Fran
;isco. She was just 63S hours en- route,
including stoppages, and landed the mails |
wo and half days ahead of time.
The Bull of the Woods and the Red |
Fox of the Roaring Lily, two distinguished |
zentuckians engaged in the secluded man
lfacture of whisky, have been captured.
The Bob Tailed Bull of Ballard, by the |
gay, is member-elect of Congress.
"A Kalamazoo (Mich.) announces the |
leath of William Green under the head |
ng: " The Pale Horse with Its Rider Wis |
is Kalamazoo--And Lays Its Icy Hand |
IN One Of Her Best Men," The "lcy
,and of the .spale horse . is good.
Most of the Patterson, N. j., silk fac
ories, are running to their fullest capacity, |
Ind are making two or three hours over
lime every night. The greatest demand
g for ribbons and scarfs. From 5000 to |
10, 600 hands, it is estimated, are now en-
ployed.
During 1877, 1s1 German vessels were
and with them perished 425 men
belonging to the crews, and 2 passengers.
This loss of life was, however, proportion
stely small, the total number of persons on
she lost vessels having been over $4,000.
The little folks wanted the head of the
family to spend the evening with them.
Father said he thought of attendinga
meeting. Various measures were discussed |