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Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
A Change.
Riding in a railroad car:

Riding in a railroad carr.
Hnsband-''i on arc quite comfortablt,.
dear:''
Wife--"Yes. love-"
Hus5and-'The cashssss are easy antt
soft, ducky?''
Wife-''Yes, darling:''
Husband--''Yon don't feel any ioit:,,
PETE"
Wiie-"No. sweetest
Husband-''And there IS no draft on ny
lamb. is there. ;.nge1:'
Wife-"No. my ownest own"
Husband-' Then change seats with me.'~
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

A lady was entertaining at dirneY q
stranger who had brought letter OF in
PRODUCTION to her fasband, and at the end
OF the meal coffee was served. The lady
asked her guest il he took sugar with his
coffee. He replied, ''Ol'. never, madam
that L. hardly ever. unless the coffee is
very peor." A few minutes later be said
"Win yUu please give me little su:arw
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
Aids t. q Cure of DrunkOaueos.
New York Times.

Linbig's theory that liquor drinking is
compatible with animal. but not with fari-
naceous, diet seems to have been corrob-
Grated BY an English scientific man, who
has been trying the experiment on twenty
seven liquor drinking persons. A striking
instance Of reform Was showa In the case
Of man OF sixty, who had been inten,-
perate for thirty-five years. and was In the
habit of taking spree about once a week.
His constitution was SO shattered that he
had great difficulty in obtaining insurance
on his life. After an attack of (lelirium
which nearly proved fatal, he was
Induced to 1--we upon farinaceous food.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

Half Of the ills and paags of life,
Half Of It's failures and half its strife,
And t.s greater half Of its evils, To,
We trace to the dvor Of 'Nothing to Do"
Childhood. and youth, and older years,
Have known the pangs and bitter tears,
And hours of want-ah, not few
That follow the footsteps Of Nothing to Do.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
Golng Thr0' the Rye.

Says the captain to Fat,
''COne, I'll have none o. that"
As Paddy of whisky was drinking his I'LL.
With sa'isfe sigh.
As he flushed The rye"
Says Paddy, ''Be jabers' / don't think ye wilip'
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

Write on your door the saying wise aud old,
BE bold! be bold! and everywhere be bold;
Bs not too bold!'' Yet better the excess
Than the defect; better ile more than less;
Better like Hector in the Geld to die,
Than like the psrfumsd Paris turn aud ny.
-LOnnfeil0p
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
The RakAP.

I'm well-to-do sort Of = loafsr,
Though day after day knead bread;
And though never blossom go for,
There is flour wherever tread
make cake while the sun is shining,
My pies on the market are blest;
Though crusty, never am whining,
And my yeast rises out in the west.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
He. IL Not HopclessIy Evil.

There Is In every human heart,
Some not completely barren part.
Where seeds of love a1d truth might grow,
And flowers Of generous virtue blow;
To plant, to watch, to water thsrs-
This be our duty-this our care.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

"A Ese in kalamo, Washington Terk
tory, on the 2sth inst, destroyed PROPERTY
to the value oi $4,000.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
Poetry.

| POeE"y.
POETIC POINTS.
Gathered From Various Sources.
! OF all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these "Loan me ten "
'Tis sweet to be remembered,
But there's one thing sweetcr still
To have = man forget you
When you owe that man bill
| There Is tide In the affairs of men
Which, taken at the food leads on to forum.
Omitted, all ths voyage of their life
Is bound In shadows and In miseries.u
Better the ragged plow-boy
Who sings aud cares for naught,
Than the bank cashier with ten thousand a veal
And hundred thousand short.
Mary snatchcs up her slate,
Her satche and her rule,
And husiles off, lest she be late
And get her laHn at school.
Cincinnati Star
There Is more force in rame.
Than most men dream Of; and 4 lie may keep
Its throne whole age longer If it skulk
Behind the shisld of some fair seeming name
-LcveH.
Said Sarah to ber Noah, dear,
''Thi; world would surely be
A desert with no oasis
Were bereft cf thee''
"Ah, lOve!" said he, '.herc's one who In
That sentiments sharer,
a Noah, sis, who will not be
Bereft Of his Sahara
The boy stood on the parquet 1oor
At the variety show,
And cast his earnest Slances o'er
The bald heads down below
''I'm too far bac. ;" he sadly said;
Yst he dared not forward go,
For he saw his aged ia;her's head
First in the foremost row.
Better trust all and be deceived,
And rue that faith and that dsceiving,
Than doubt one heart that, If believed,
Had blest the lie with true believing.
Oh. in this weary world, too soon
The doubling friend o'er:akes our youth;
Better be cheated to the iE,,
Than lose the blessed ho.c O: truth.
The doleful dog, with mournful mien,
Seeks out quiet spot,
And, safe from boist' rous, baleful boys,
Bemoans his luckies, lot
Perc:aa ice 81, IL, whose wrath is spent,
AdOrIs his tattcrej tail
Perchance naangled hunk Of hoops
rerchance pewter paii.
ST. L.Isis Journal.
blowers SIT beneath the shade,
AID un2 the other said:
''How II 8 that you be9
Have smiled upon this suit Of mine;
N5a heart, i; palps you
Thy voice Is mu6 melody
'Tis to be thy loved /, p
Say, my nymph, wilt mary ms9"
Then Iisped sLe softly, "Why, l3ly?"
ST. Louis Journal
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

4 Verse Upon Nothing.
You0aO, but 0 you;
90 NO 0, but o me;
o let not my 0go,
But give 90 I 0 you 80!
The solution turns on the word cipher.
You stsh for cipAer, but sigh for you;
o sigh for no cipher, but o sigh for me;
0 let not my sigh for . cipher 60,
But give sigh for Sigh. for sigh for you so!
Hope.
'fIt's hope that keeps us up,
It's hops that keeps our memories green,
It's hope that makes our lives sublime,
IT'S soap that keeps Us clean
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

There Is more force in rame,
Than most men dream Of; and 4 lie NAV keen
Its throne whole age longer If it skulk
Behind the shisld of some fair seeming name.
-LcveU.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

There Is tide in the affairs Of men
Which, taken at the food, leads on to fortune
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound In shadows and In miseries."
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
Daniel Wcbstcr'S First Plea.

huntley, NJ. r.. juicy 27, 1870.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

Mary snatches up her slate,
Her satchel and her rule,
And hustles off, lest she be late
And get her lamm at school.
Cincinnati Star
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07

Washington, n. G.. Jaly IL, 1879.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Down on the Delaware river there lives a
woman farmer, Mrs. A. c.. Thomas, who man
ages personally farm of twenty acres, and
makes profit of 50 800 year from il. She
is well educated, and is well acquainted with
many notable persons in this country and
England, George Elliot among the number,
Besides her own family she has brought up
thirteen boys and girls, colored, French,
Italian, and of other nationalities.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
MISCELLANEOUS.

| Fifteen persons died from Sunstroke al
Charleston, S. c., on the Il inst
One day last week, says the Burlington
Ha,ckeye, merchant Of this city accidentally
| swallowed his watch key and naturally enough
he wound up his affairs the next day
Forty thousand camels belonging to the
British transport service died during the wax
i'll Afghanistan
There is no end to the inventions of the
age. A man in Illinois has invented pro-
mon wheat straw.
The late Baron Rothschild, the great Jew
banker, was followed to his grave by forty
t NO mourning coaches and upwards of four
hundred private carriages.
DR.. Schlieman and Professor Vrchov have
been digging away at Troy, and have not
only come across great masses Of charred build
ings, but also a splendid treasure of gold disks
and chains.
General G. ". c. Lee, son of General Rob
ert E. Lee, who succeeded his father as Presi-
dent of Washington and Lee University, has
resigned, and his resignation will probably be
accepted.
Wells River, Washington Territory, has
been visited by terrific hail storm and hur-
ricane.
A telegram from Nashville says Edward
Menees shot and killed his nephew, J. Mack
iubt tb,t ~
day night. In the atfray Menees was seriously
if not fatally wounded in the left breast
Edward O'kelly, the last of the Fenian
prisoners who was released from Spike Island
night at St. afichaels Hospital, Newark, New
Jersey, of hemorrhage of the lungs.
Wash O'Neil was the happiest man in the
country last night, says the Paradise Reporter.
A body of ST., 900 ore was struck in the Big
Prize, sixty feet down. The ore body is about
Is inches wide, and bids fair to hold out.
Rev Talmage is causing sensation in Lon
don. He has preached ten times during the
past week, addressing no less than 20 900 or
10000 people.
Thomas Newton, noted desperate who
had killed three men in his day, was shot and
killed by George Sandevah, a butcher in So
nora, California Newton was the aggressor
Joseph L. King has made satisfactory set
Element with his creditors, and has resumed
his name and business on the San Francisco
Board.
In England, neither Indian corn, potatoes,
squashes, carrots, cabbage nor turnips, were
known until after the beginning of the SIX
teenth century, and Queen Catharine was
obliged to send to Holland for salad to supply
her table. The poor peasants subsisted on
bread chiefly made from barley ground in the
hand mill.
Charles Dupont, owner of small soap
works in Portland, was terribly scalded on the
18th, by falling into kettle of boiling lye.
He is not expected to recover.
r. L. Lane, charged with forgery embez-
clement and obtaining money under false pre-
lenses, at Portland, has been sentenced to the
penitentiary for three years.
The body of an unknown man found in the
river at Portland recently, has been identified
as that of Alexander Hamilton. 1t is sup
posed that he was robbed and murdered.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

The Emperor of Austria speaks nearly ev-
cry one Of the various languages in which the
inhabitants of his Empire Kingdom converse,
His intellectual requirements are far beyond
those of the average of Princes. The Empress
Elizabeth is also accomplished, and woman
of remarkable good sense as well as beauty
They have only three children.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
ARLINGTON HOUSE.
NTORTH CARSON sFgEET,
CARSON CITY, nEEACA

Having leased this wcll-kuuwn bri, building BUr
friends and the public in general ia 1t viii be Lep'
a first class hotel in every particular.
THE TABLE Will be second To none IN the State.
THE BAR will be supplied with the best brands
Wines Liquors and Cigars,
ResGooi cooks and entlemanly waters have been =.
cured.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
ONE PRICE DEY GOODS STORE.
III u
GRAND PlCnIC
OF PRESBYTERIAN SUNDAY SCHOOLS
AT
7 Z Il \ u W a Y.S = a Il Il

The Sabbath Schools and Virginia Cities, be
longing the Presbyterian Churchs. have appointed
I. cniC Oh Wednesday at Ireadways Park.
The ladies will have a lunch table the ground, where
meals OF ice be had for twenty-five cents
of tickets for adults fifty cents for children who
do not belong the Presbyterian Sabbath School, twenty
five cents.
Singing and happiness will be the order of the day. The
Virginia City brass band will be on hand dseoursng their
finest music.
The Sabbath Schools will at the railroad depot
the arrival of the morning train, when they will march
according to appointment
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

4 STATES for the district Of Nevada In the MATE =
Of John 5 llrick, bankrupt, in bankruptcy Notice
hereby given that John $ Ullrck Of Carson Jit in rs
District heretofore duly adudgd bankrupt according p
law has hled in this Court reti;i, praying for de-
caEe from all his debts and other claims pTuvabe undS
the Revised Statutes II the United States and that tt M
DAY he 29ih day Of JULY, 1879, 10 o'clock 4. n no
the court room OF said Oout in Carson CITY have besr
appointed as the time and place for hearing the .e
when and where any person interested NAV apuear Had
show cause ii any there be- whv tue Fad u.ti6n sbwA.
not he GRANTED 4 hpN AIMS ,garl
Carson CRY, July :, 1872 iy2II1
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Miss HELEN HAMLIN, of Bangor, has pre-
sented to the poet Longfelow unique pen,
made of bit of iron, from the chain of the
prisoner of Chillon, the penstock being made
from a fragment of the frigate Constitution.
In heavy band of gold encircling the stock
white, a tourmaline, zircon and phenacite
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
S1Ml.AH%J4i aEpU3r LF TnE s uMTY
TREASURER.
UrFtos or COUNTY TaE.

CARSON CIgY. Nevada, July J., 1919
TO III Hon Tie Ba.rd Of Cvunty Commissioners Of Otus
county, Nevada:
re"-T ct the ps and Disbursements viii such Othai
informal ion may be necessary fIr full aud Solniite
untS landing q trans ~ th.s SsrtSEl iet
the siN month"; ending June 20, 1872:
sTsrESENT,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

As an old resident Of Carson City, / ask and e,post
share Of public patronage. Ny intention II to attenS
person to the wants Of my patrons. y. +. SMALL.
jcl2-1 Proprietor
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Independence has declared dividend of %
cents, payable July 2lst.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
S&MI-AHHDal EEp0:T o. TAE COLA Y
kUAIIJ<.
OFFICE OF COUNTY AUDITOR,

URNSBf CNUNFY NhVADA, July T. Ic!N J
To the Hon the Board OF County Commissioners OrIsty
County, STATE OF Neyuia:
The County Auditor respectfully submits the following
report OF the fiscal affairs Of the ead county the
months ending June &0tl, 1879.
iiaIa IN li.,ld cua Of siunaa lsl.r
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

1t is estimated that the American people
consume yearly about sixteen pounds of but
ter per head. The English eat but seven and
half pounds per individual, but eat more
cheese than we do.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16
esAS2E -.

In this city July Is, 1879 Ella daughter Of William
and Susan Z. Lynch, aged Is months and - days
The funeral VIII take place from e residence Of the
parents Plaza and Seventh this afternoon
at .'tl.,.k
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

THE Oldest member of the Senate is Hanni-
bal Hamlin, who will be seventy next August;
the youngest is Blanche K. Bruce, of Mississ-
ippi, (colored) who was thirty eight last
March. The oldest member of the House is
H. B. Wright, of Pennsylvania, seventy one
the youngest, R. G. Frost of Missouri, TWEEN
ty-seven.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Those two burglars who robbed the cloth
ing store of L. Abrahams & Co., at Virginia
City on Sunday night were arrested on Mon
day at Reno by Constable Avery, who with
Mr.. Myers, who first noticed the men, re-
ceived the 5000 reward offered by Mr..
Abrahams. This is quick and effective work.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

AN INDIVIDUAL who probably claims to
be one of the most respectable and in
telligent citizens of Ormsby, is greatly COM
forted at the q weak and whining course of
late pursued by the APPEAL, and at the same
time suffers the ordinary Democratic nervous
ness when Federal interference with State
rights hovers in view. His true business,
however, seems to be Cancellation, and he is
doubtless very busy il occurring Dolly Warden
cooperation in that crcction. If he is ener
getic he may succeed tumbling Republi-
can ballot into the COX in 1880 There is
nothing like pluck.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Bismarck is said to have grown fat and
flesh. He has an enormous appetite and con-
sumes largely of everything, especially of
bread, cheese and beer.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

LARGE Wool CROP. Silcer State
contains the following concerning the product
of one sheep ranch Several teams have ar
McConnells ranch, near Quinn river We are
Informed that he has sheared nearly 100, 900
pounds of wool from his flock this season.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-07-16

Mr. G. P. LATHRoI, editor of the Boston
Courier, and the husoaad of Rose hawthorne,
daughter of the late novelist, says that he was
never engaged to MIS- ina, his wifes sister,
and that the affection # insanity which over
took her before her 4. tth was not the result
of any romance in which ne was concerned.
Miss Una real lover, Albert g. Webster, Jr. ,
a brilliant young literateur, who was drowned
at sea.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15
He Knew He Was Married.

"How do you know the defendant is
married man? Were you ever at his
house ?" asked the Judge.
"No sir"
"Do you know him personality"
"No sir"
"Did you know his wife ?"
"No sir.n
"Did anybody ever tell you they were
married 2"
mo sir; but when see a man and
woman come to the same church regu-
larly for three years, occupy the same
pew, and have hymn-book apiece to
sing out of, I don't want to see no mar
riage certificate from them. can swear
to their relationship all the time.n
Verdict for the plaintiff.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15
A Water Haul.

1 knew a man once-Jake Mason
who went to a donation where six
farmers were to contribute a jug of milk
apiece. Well, one man, very mean
man, thought it would not make any
difference if he contributed water in
place of milk; so he filled up jug with
water and took it to the donation.
When he got there he turned it over the
bung and it ran into barrel where all
the farmers had poured their milk.
Now what do you think was the result ?
Why, every one of the six farmers
happened to be as mean as Jake Mason.
They all brought water.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

eB A junior met rival who was
somewhat advanced in years, and wish
ing to annoy him, inquired how old he
was. 81 can't exactly tell, replied the
other; Il can inform you that an ass is
older at twenty than man at sixty"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

ca A drunken Congressman said to
Horace Greeley one day, ~ am self
made man." "Then, sir" replied the
philosophical Horace, that relieves the
Almighty of great responsibility"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

Eg"A young lady who ought to know,
accounts for the disposition of the
average young fellow to put his arm
around girls waist by the supposition
that he is looking for that lost rib that
was taken from him SO long ago.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

E8~ "That was finished sermon,"
said an adorer to an Indifferent as they
wended their way from chuch. Yes"
replied the other with yawn, "but do
you know / thought 1t never would be-"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

.f5g There is man who says he has
not slept for fifteen years, and that he
lies and thinks the whole night. We
can vouch for his lying, IL for no other
part of his story.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

fD Recently young man was pre-
sented in family where there is
marriageable daughter, and as soon as
he had taken his leave the friend who
had introduced him said to the father;
We'll, how would he suit you for a
son-in-law, eh 2"
every well indeed" said the father.
"All right; suppose he comes round
tomorrow and proposes" 2"
Said the father with great dignity
"To-morrow Pooh, pooh; what are
you thinking OFF, That would be inde-
cent haste. Say the day after to-mor-
row."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15
OPIUM ! D J e ! I'D;

lob PRINTING Of every description neatly
u and promptly executed at Reasonable Rates
at the Bloomfield Times Steam Job ONCE.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

Bg- Under the Hampshire Tax law
two hogs to family are exempt. That
would exempt the whole family in some
cases.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

gB- One was Baptist and the other
was a Congregationalist. The waiter
asked them what they would order
Z" A little dipped toast" said the Bap-
tist "You may give me toast, ALSO"
said the other, cheerfully; 4" but don't
dip it-sprinkle with little butter"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15
DEATH DEFEATED.

NOR over 50 years SELLERS LIVER PILLS
Il have been the standard remedy for Liver
Complaints, Costiyeness, Sick Headache, Pain in
Shoulders or Back Dl;z5i,ness, Coated Tongue,
deranged state of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas
Adams, of Big Sandy, KY, says: Sellers Pills
have saved hundred of dollars in doctors bills in
this country" r. Z. SELLERS Il CO., Prop'rs,
Pittsburgh Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15
THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC.

For the cure of all diseases arising from impure
Blood, and for inylgorating and Strengthening
the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili.
tated, pale and emaciated? Have you lost your
appetite? Have you nausea, pain in the back
&c. If so, DR.. Lidsey's Blood Searcher will drive
ont the disease and bring back the BLOOM OF
HE ALTH. Pimples, Bolls, Erysipeas, letter,
Blood Disea ses; and DR.. Lidsey's Blood Searcher.
bypurifying the SYSTEM softens the skin and
beautfes the complexion. Sold by all druggists
81 per bottle. II. e. SELLERS Il CO., Proprie-
tors, Pittsburgh Pa G 4S
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

ca How did you come to get mar
ried 7" asked man of very homely
friend. Well, you see," he replied,
"after I'd vainly tried to win several
girls that wanted, finally turned my
attention to one that wanted me, and
then it didn't take long to fix things"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

ESTATE NOTICE.--Notice is hereby Civ
~ en-, that Letters of Administration on the
Perry county. Pa, deceased. have been granted
ship
An persons Indebted to said estate are requested
to make payment, and those having claims will
present them duly authenticated to the under
signed for settlement without delay
WILLIAM SINGER
LEWIS POTTER, Attorney,
April ], 1879. st
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

ey The following is the latest in Cali
fornia: "Say, Pat did you see Dinnis 7"
"Why Dinnis ? Who's Dinnis ?"
"Why, Dinnis Kearney.'
"And who is Dinnis Kearney 7"
"Why, Dinnis Kearney, don't you
know Dinnis Kearney?"
mo, what does he do?''
"Be dad, he don't do nothing; he's a
tOorhirlg man."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

TMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber
Il late OF the firm of Rhoades & Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
the old firm.
as-Glve me call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Blain, August s, 1867. O00D 'HAAh'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-07-15

ca Did you ever watch cross-eyed
man playing billiards 1t reminds us of
the darkey who held COW for cross
eyed butcher to hit on the head with an
axe. Pete observing the mans eyes
alarmingly inquired, You gwine to
hit where you lookup eyes" 81 Den"
said the darkey, "hold dis COW youself."