The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-11-13

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tyiag 20 tlil 70 with kiuahess On
rsrsiuihg tisdhsss
See tsae. ish'i il tIkss eafieu,
tA.a pbsa M. Noah yea Ia iLe prs
ssn isg bssins.s be put sp uotLibs bui
psiuf
No. said Pspsrwsie. eEplaiuiug J
wG.nt really m.d whsn The Old ma
dsess ns irow las hoUss. but musl
cay ] ieli pat out
"A Wrsirfs editor ss,s thai s.ui
hes tasted slfosg u siLssts ever .iuce
the deiaKs. AID IL.is tbs tsAsoa B I,
be tsAes ~hi,key IL his'b
--SOas boui5 brute has discovered
ia the dl1s eree between woman
aHd an umbt,lla ]. that there are umt,
vbsn you can shot up 30 umbrela
MIR Thomas thinks il L. one Of the
most touching lhings In life TO bear a
Western hog singing 10 is youngest.
Tbsrss ltsieI n The oire. bsby niue
baby mine.
lit 10 al Interesting sight 10 watch
young lady 10 Sunday school en-
desvoring 10 instruct . elas. Of hltle
girl.. while her own mind u centered
upon class Of big boys
An old farmer. the 6rat time be ate
an oyster stew, was asked how he liked
it, Well. be answered. l like tbs soup
well enough, bps wished they'd leh
out ihem polly wogs.
Two children were playing ia the
sand together The small boy said 10
the Ilttlv girl DO you wish to be my
little wifel The little gitl. after re-
fectisg--Yes. The small Doy-Then
take of my boots
First boy Where yer bio, Billy
Secoad Boy--Bln Gshin'. First Boy
Kstch Anythiagl with an anxious OK
precision on bis face. Fal-seeine
Second Boy No. But / expect ter
when gis Ia the house
Iii 10 said that Oliver Wendell
Holmes. the poet. although seventy
years Of age, splits his own wood
Some day bic axe will strike tho clothes
liBe. and iSfict cash 10 bis head, and
then bell wish be had let his wife do
her own work
1T is useless TO argue with man
who wears . number Eve bat and num-
bas eleven boot. Vas the remark OF
disgusted DICTATOR who had been hold.
Ing session with remarkable obtuse
and contrary Individual.
When do you expect 10 20 back,
Nike asked one exile OF another. Iii
l live till doye. God knows whether
l will or mol. ! intend TO visit ould Ire
iaad once more before | lave THE
country.
There Is sothing like settling
down. said retired merchant confiden-
uAliy. 90 bic ueighbor. When l gave
Up the business ] settled down and
toand | bad quite . comfortable for
tuse IL / had settled up shouldn't
have bad cent.
--Ihsts are eleven less pianos 10 this
oosniry thau there were. They have
evsn shipped 10 Jspsu, which wants
more VI lbein. We doat want to be
too sangeine. bat you will admit your
self The outlook appears hopeful
A great mAny morally inclined !
business mon will tell you that the
people Of to-day are sot as honest as
they vere 10 their time but they'll
shoss bogus quarter on a besr-sighted
man ju.t a. quick as man Of more ..
modern make.
About this lime farmers are sitting
10 'Ae evenings by their comfor:isg
Afcs'des. with 9 pitcher Of cider, plate
Of apples and pan Of but,ernuts before
them. IL The interim. between their
sstiBg and driuhiag. they look solemnly
apwsrd and erclAim: What awful hard
tinee.
--Oae hundrsd and thirty persons !,
are repaired 10 VsssAr college to wait .
% ihe gitis and attend 10 The estate :
Asd these are bst q handful TO the
Mamber who walt On the giris oatside
DE college With view Of Altendit 10 B
be ssiaia ci--of their deceased fathers
IA old Scotch lAdy. who bad no :
elIsh fuf modern eharch muslc. was L
'HPsessiaE Der dislike for the singing
4 80 anthem 10 her own church one
lay. wheH neighbor ssid. Why. that
. very old anthem. To this
be old Lady replied weel, veel. | moo A,
" the krss time usdentau Why Saul :,
Arsw bic jsveliu at David when the I'd
aaR fer him. IC
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