Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-09-04

Case of rapture-where lover is wrap
! ped up in his girl.
10 fall in love with fleshy girl may be
considered case of in-fat-ua-:ion.
The woman who said she wouldn't mar
, ry the best man living kept her word when
, she married tramp.
t There is one field Of labor that woman
, can never enter - collecting bills - '.for
J Woman's work is never dun"
A pretty girl won musket at a lottery.
When they gave it to her she asked /:
Don't they give soldier with it?''
In an Indiana church the best looking
young ladies are selected to pass the con-
tribution boxes, and there isn't young
man in the congregation that dare drop in
a button.
A Young man never feels so much ut
loss what to do, as when he takes his girl
to picnic, and a big ant crawls down her
back and begins to bite her just above the
belt, and she begins to scream for help.
''Ma," said little girl, ''do men want
to get married as much as women do -
''Pshaw! what are you talking about 2"
''Why, ma, the ladies who come here are
always talking about getting married; the
men don't.
She held firmly on the ropes and gayly
warbled, "Oh, George, isn't this just
nice? Now, really, think this is Just too
exquisite for anything, with the cool
breezes blowing silvery foam around in
little fairy goblets, and -" Irhe dash
denotes the moment she swallowed the
billow.]
a Lowell lady, sending basket to her
daughter in Boston by express, was so So
licitous that it should go through expedi-
tiously that she incloscd note in the bas-
ket requesting her daughter to leave an
order for the eXpressman to meet the bas-
ket at the depot. Fact.-Lo,ceU Courier.
Given, two women, two sewins-ma-
chimes and an interesting subject to gossip
about, and the intervening space of twenty
feet across the yards between the windows
becomes as nothing, and the hum of the
sewing-machines is drowned by the voices .
Of the gossipers, until it seems but as the
WhiZZ of the butterfly.
a newspaper may be destroyed-it may
light cigar, it may curl maiJen's hair.
Oh! only think OF that, girls! An edit
IRIS thoughts completely, sweetly, exquis-
tely, wreathed in your rich tresses, and
'es, nesting down with you in your mid
hight slumbers, gently guard and peace
lilly keep watch over your dreams.
An Indiana lady, who has been keeping {
book of college statistics tor more than
wenty years, says that 81 per cent. of the
weet girl graduates die within two years
fter they take their diplomas. 1t may be
;orth recording that the average Ameri-
an girl graduate is somewhat less than Is
ears Of age, that the French girl is %.
nd that the English girl is more than %.
Notice woman when she receives
'legram. How it does scare her. She
embles like dish OF jelly, and imagines
Il sorts of things. Her husband has fall
4 down the hatchway at his warehouse. W
or johnny has gone out sailing and is W
rowned. Her sister Maria has been
aided to death. Nothing short of a fatal
'cident quite fills the bill OF her magma Fl
Oil. When she finally summons courage
tear open the envelope, she finds he will
ing customer home TO dinner, and she -.
calls the children together, b,
I'd instructs them not to ask twice for
spberries, as there's just enough to 90
und and give the visitor a few extra.