The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-02-27
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back up" twice.
'Ladies' hats viii be felt" this season.
So will the bills. -, =. II
Whisky is about The on,y enemy man has
succeeded in really loving. g.,
Ast Albans paper says that lynchirg is
neck straineous proceeding.
A careful man never lenses glasses. Dos
ton iGa. Sanbo says, "Specs not"
A man dyes his gray head, when If he
would but wait, his gray head would die
itself.
Young morner-''What do children say
when they get caudy?" Infant recipient
of confessions More !"
If man is on his way to the woods to
commit suicide and bull suddenly gives
chase, the chances are that he will run for
his life.
We have Just paid dollar and have to
have our boots repaired, and are now more
than ever disinclined to believe in the i'm
mortality of the sole. .,
AS we grow old the goat does not impress
us as being very desirable animal Our
love for him ceases. If you want him at
al, you want goat while you're young.
IT am afraid, dear wife, that while am
gone, absence will conquer love-" "Oh,
never fear, dear husband, the longer you
stay away the better shall like you"
Some vile traducer says that q month be-
fore marriage and month after her death
men regard wives as angels. OF the re-
manning time he has nothing to say.
In Bath Abbey, England, is to be seen
the folowing:-
Here lies Ann Mann,
She lived an old maid and died an old
Mann"
an invitation, in which he regretted that
circumstances repugnant to the acquies-
cence would prevent his acceptance of the
invite"
A lady passenger once asked the late Cap
tain Judkins the name of q passing steamer.
II don't know" was the gruff reply. go
and ask the cook" IT thought you was
the cook" she answered
An editor with nine unmarried daughters
was recently made Justly indignant by the
misconstruction his contemporaries put
upon his able leader on 'The Demand for
Men."-Burlinyton Haokeys.
The little daughter of leading physician
in certain country town presented the
following as her first school essay: There
was little girl and she was very sick. They
sent for my papa and she died very
quick"
The first fifteen minutes following mar
riage engagement may be turned from
ecstatic bliss to bitter gall by the girl re-
marking that she can tell a Brazilian peb-
BILE from q diamond in a ring with her eyes
shut.
A very enterprising advertising drummer
for San Francisco daily paper recentl.-
called upon the keeper of q graveyard to in
quire if he did not want to advertise his es-
tablishment. We would call that running
advertising into the ground.
A French paper reports a murder trial
in which witness testified that he heard
UWO plbtOlb puObp Ou IllC buttlI CfibD d1o pCllp
his wife to see what was the matter, You
did not go up stairs yourself?" No, sir; I
was afraid of the revolver"
Old gentleman to troublesome boy
'Look here, my boy, can you tell me why
you may be said to be playing at hide-and-
seek? Troublesome boy-''No, sir" Old
Gentleman Because you are seeking q
good hiding"
1t is said that there is one word which is
never pronounced right even by the best
scholars, and that is the word wrong, 1t is
only fair to observe, however, that there is
| another word which is never pronounced
wrong, and that is the word right.
Sound" said the school master, 'tiswhai
yoi hear. For instance, you cannot feel 9
so4nd." 'tOh, yes, you can," said smarj
bey-"John Wilson," retorted the peda,
gt,gue, ''how do you make that out? Whal
| sound can feel3' "a sound thrashing,
gaickly replied the smart boy"
Perhaps nine-tenths of womankind woult
rather have a pillow sham pattern than {
new house. We have heard of one cut OF
the bias with beyelled edges and cross cut
corners; the middle is filed with futine
and fringes, and the rest of it seollopet
and trimmed with rainbow beads. It mus
be ''too lovely for anything.
I "Sylvania" sends us gem beginning
"And must we seek another heart wherein
TO warm our lover" We are afraid 20,
must. We've rented our apartment for
term of years, and the tenant requires al
the fuel and every inch of stove room il
the establishment. Wen give you recon
mendation though, if that will help yo'
any Yonkers Gazette.
Every day we have evidence that tn
small boy has no soul. The other day
: crowd gathered around farmer who's
wagon load of butter and eggs were fast il
mud hole, and while some suggested tina
he pull his horse gee, and others that b
} pull him haw, the ever-present small DO
t yelled, sIt's no use mister. Yer old hors
amt stout enough Take him out and hitc
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