Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-12-11
MANS BETTER HALF.

AhC youHS Etuy WHO lOOk HtnIN
mans fancy has returned it with man
thanks.
A South End woman has lost her voice
and her husband wouldn't have her see
mouse for the world.
Alone eXhibition-A poor female of 3
years or thereabOuts who has never re
ceived an offer OF marriage.
This" said Augustus. rs Angelina sa
III his lap, sweetly singing. this is a ma
'ln-knee performance, darling
In the coming race for the matrimonial
prize, the family flower that makes the
best bread can sit down winner on any
+! lap she chooses.
] Many young lady is afflicted with heart
disease it is not caused by anerlrsm. how.
ever, but only by young man who parts
his hair in the middle.
Hon. Eugene Hale will take charge OF
the vast estate of Zachariah Chandler, the
property going to Mrs. Hale the daughter
| OF the late senator.
Some females have just been arrested in
kentucky for the manufacture of Illicit
whisky. This is the first recorded instance
ofa woman keeping still.
Women always claim to be anxious to
have as good husbands as possible. ana
yet we never attended a wedding where
the bride married the best man.
That girl is clutching time right by the
bangs who. when her gentleman friend"
drops in to spend an evening. gives him a
gentle hint as to what she would like to
have about Christmas.
Book agents." says an exchange. get 50
day for talking. We know woman in
the first ward that could earn $50 every
twelve hours at that business with both
her hands tied behind her back.
A Boston lady lost a pocket-book con-
tanning 500, and when an honest little
fellow returned it to her she was so CRATE
ful that she gave him a great deal of good
advice, and didn't charge him cent for
it.
Miss Mamie Smith was recently admit
ell to practic at the bar of keokuk. The
presiding judge descended from the bench
to shake hands with and congratulate her.
and the lawyers subsequently gave her a
banquet.
a woman applied tor a situation recently |
at Belfast, with her clothes dripping like
water spout. On being asked as to her
condition she said she understood the lady !
Of the house wanted wet nurse. and she
had come ready for service.
American girls chewed up seventy tons
Of gum last year. One-half of it can BE- |
'ound to-day stricking under mantel-
shelves. The other half was carried away
~ the young men who 90 courting. and
ost Turner's Fall Reporter.
Things are not exactly right. A care
I'll political economist closely calculates
hat women in this country might annually
ave $l4,5OO,OOO in ribbons, which the
men might spend in igars.-DetroH Free
H'ess.
An old Bridgeport (Ct) woman, who
las pasted nearly 5000 medical recipes in
book during the past forty years, has
ever been sick a day in her life, and is
rowing discouraged. some people are
orn to ill-luck, she says.
Extracts from young lady's lette.
And do you know Maud and are quite
ure that Captain POpple had taken far too
luch champagne at the ball. for he took {
ut his watch and looked hard at the back l
t it and then muttered: Bless my soul {
hadn't any idea it was that time o. j
ight.' 4
A Maine girl has her hair eight feet in
myth. Marriage with such a woman {
'Onld be the hight OF happiness. During
le bitter nights of a Northern Winter in !, ,
cad OF warming her feet in the hollow of !
er husbands back. SHE could let down her :
air and keep her toes as warm as toast bv |
rapping them in it.
The latest dodge of woman lecturer at :,
oux City. to bag the whole crowd of Il
lriosity stricken people, was first to ad- y
ress men only. then ladies only, then +
lildren only, and then altogether The n
heme worked successfully, but when all
asses compared notes it was found that .
)thing was said to one class that might =,
ot have been said in the presence of all r
e others. :,