The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-01-28
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tc.~n AND IKE u AL srR,r,n.l
When mule weep~ does it shed mule
teers?
No; lac j,ists dings around that right
hind hoof, AMI the other fellow does Tie
weeping aud gnsshing OF teeth.
Divorce by request, 4, the oper, house
to-uisht.-Eo'ipsx.
Aud at the cour; house by request, too,
old fellow.
The girl who slipped on the ice ard
was hclls.d to regain her ioo,ing by a gall
isn't attendant, wss drought up by hand"
N y. N.Ss.
And yet she might have been brought up
by the bottle.
As one church n good rs another ~ is
the subject u Father Ccyhian's lecture IN
AnnunciatiuB Church, this evening. Adj
mission 50c--kaa~us CITY .Md.
Hump. They only charge l5c Mt the
Little church ArouEd the Corner. Heap
Of .piri,usl comfort, too, Tor the money.
There are nov only a dozen cases Of
small pox in San Antonio, confired to San
Pedro"
We know . ie.iOs who can take all the
spots in S.ncho Pedro.
And has there eve. been = Cavalry
soldier vet who vas content to give up the
Tree air ior any thing ?--St.iaiia D.mocra.
Yes, we have seen them exchange il for
csn,ecn Of whisky and thirty-six hours
in the guard house many a ,ime.-taxs Co
Courier.
In Ellis county yorEg married
couple have separated fwice within the last
two months and unite,. rs often.
P-hax, That's nothing.
Senator Siryents two daughters havs
both studied medicine.
So've we-so've ~e. Got y box of pills
once, and tonk S. Often studied over thai
medicine since.
"A Coloraso,n wants 10 Introduce The
yak, or Thibei OF. into the high mountain
Gus districts of he State.
Well, xhy the devil dan't he do il. then
Won't the yak shake when the hills clsI
their hands?
AN i;om ab..ut Saved by the Ssrmtl
OF Deg r,.rlin,i- us oi being near rr,inec
by hot ore.
The electric light is TO he tried on q
large scale ut the london General Post
Office.
Wish you'd throw little Of it on oul
grocers' -eHough to see IL ounces IL the
pound.
Where did Cain find his vile. Tn.
question has b,ihered orthodox commen-
tators.
Jest rs easy Is rolling of log Met hel
at a church sociabls, fishing in the soul
tureen for tn t prize package oyster.
The Chinese have a proverb that ga
the root OF every gray hair Is q we'll o.
wisdom.
Then q bald head mnst be whole oceaI
OF il. Looks like an Arctic ocean, rounc
the Pole-a bare poll.
A theatrical NOTICE says Elizabeth
was played" Tie last time We saw tn,
old girl she locked powetinlIy tired.
The Legislature is going to pass q bill
taxing brains. In that csse some young mes
should be allowed to assess the valuation
Of their own. We know one Young fellow
who would have to pay over a million il
tax on some eussed poor property.
-"If Cyrus W. Field il not going .,
erect monumen; to Major ANDRE" say.
the Boston Heroid, ''le, George Washingto,
Childs do it, and pus ON some vi his beau
tiinl poetry"
Still better. Stand q column of hi.
poetry on che grave and tie . red ribbOu
around il. j, would stand forever-nobody
would 80 near enough to deface il.
The poorest girls ir the world ar,
ti'ose whV have never been taught to work
No sir, the poorest girl in the world sit
down aud cries because abe can't get new
set Of diamonds to wear with that last new
satin dress.
A Joplin man L. writing history o
the Bible
New books sell we'll in Joplin.
The other day Sherman tobscconisl
hung in front Of his shop the following
notice, written on q piece Of board from {
soap box "Wsnted-a girl to strip
Sherman Register.
You see he wanted the natural Eve.
A man in Indiana points with pride t.
dog 81 years old.
But he don't point With the sore finger
the dog bit,
Cold Weather 10 Georgia.
A,lsnis Constitution
"It's mighty cole wedder," said
Brer John Henry.
"Cols :" exclaimed Uncle Remus,
chit got past cole on de quarter stretch.
You Oaghter come TO my house nigh,
TO las. Den you'd u foun' me live
and kickin'."
"How so!"
"Well, Itell you, Brer John Henry.