The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-02-11

Mn ~ Aed . eaosoe o hse lip. Nov,
What In Goiag 70 say - zoe , coafdsasial,
bus I nesd your advies. She and I have
besa essaoed, asd-shs long and shest Of
il u. I've kiased her once or twice"
lie il posihSsr
"Doesos, Do you think In in any dan.
serr
did you III. her hard p
Lord. ~ f! I've chung to Aes lip By ths
half hour"
you ass . gonef. then" remarked the
physician, eophssieslly.
''Ot, heavens, doctor. don't say that"
~ia boaad % ssy IT, you asked ~ ID
vice"
-Be. i there no reoedy-no chance "a
avert IT,"
well, lse ne Sc. How old are your
"Tveasy-oee," replied ~ yossh eager
~Do You ,hint you could STAND severe
cau.esisasion Of your l,psr
~Oh 20. anything. Just save NJ from
that horrible eascss, ssd III sub0is 70
anything"
well. call around to-uorrow, and I'll
see vhat can Be done"
The youth leit With The painful niseiv-
ises that The delay would b fatal. Bot
the Joke vas too good to keep. The doc
ter told il. IL even reached the young
ladys earn, and now there in . desolate
young man vho vill hold IN everlasting
avenioa for fever blisaer end . doctor
Any body Who = tired Of life OF wants u
make the aequsintsncs Of sa undertaken,
has Just to ask that young mems opinion
~ tn whether cancer ID catching. A corps
will not Be lscking ios The funeral.
We will conclude With old Wilde,
Green's funeral She hss made her niad
up to die, and hanged II Ne blame her.
Maybe . change Of climate will do bel
good. But here's What she says shout IT
.a@ you can draw your own cooclusioa'
ot ay for the beer. just - you dsru
please:
I'm soin' to dir" says the Wilder Green
I'm goin' u quit this airshly scene:
Ii ain't no place for ne to stay
In such world - tbs to day.
Such works and ways II too much ior me
Nobody can't let nobody Be,
The gisls hounced from top to toe,
And that's the hull Of what they know,
The men u mad on bo0da and siocks,
Ssessia' an shoosin' and pickin' locks.
I'm real afraid Ill b hanged myself
Ef I aiat laid % ny 6nal shelf.
There amt creiur but knows to-day
I never Vas lunsssc any Gay.
but ssnce ers1y folks all 20 free
I'm dreadful afraid they'll hang up me!
There's another thing that's pesky hard =
I cant 10 into neishb0r's yard
To ssy 'Hov Be 700? OF borrv . pin,
but What the paper'i have it in:
Were pleased To cay the Wilder Green
T3ck dinner Tuesday wish Mrs. Ksene
d, Our worthy friend Mrs. Greene's soo
Dovn to Barkhamsaesd 10 zee her son.
Great JeSusalem! can't ] stir
Without a.raisin' rome leller's fur?
There aia't no privacy, 20 To say,
No more than Il this wss judgment day.
And a. for meesin'-i want to swear
Every time I pot NY head in there;
Even Old Huudred's' spilled and done,
Like everything slse under the sun;
Il used IN Be ~ solemn and 81 y,
'Praire to the Lord from men below
Nov il goes like . Z ,l!opin' steer,
High diddls d,sldle. there and here,
No respect TO the Lord above
No more'n il He vs. hand and glove,
With all the cretuFs he ever made,
And all the jigs that Was ever played,
Preachin' too-bat here I'm dumb
Bot tel: you what I'd like il some
II good old Psrsoa Nathan Strong
Out o. his grave would come along.
An give % ssirTin' taste o fire
Judgment and justice 10 my desire,
'rain't all love an sickish sweet
That mskes ihi. world o. t'osher compiled
Bot laV Fun old III better BE- dead
When the worlds iurnin' over my head
ISperiis ,alkin' like iarnal foois,
Bibles Kicked out " deestPict schools,
Grassy crssures . murder n round
Honest folks better Be under the ground.
so fare Jewell! this air hly scene
No mosell be pessered By Wilder Greene.