The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-07

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Nothing makes a deg so mad as to
take q good nip at a pair of trousers and
find that the cloth in his mouth is only
shoddy.
whats Biography, Bills" ITS a
teliin' of forrin lands that we know
nothin' about by cute chaps that's new
er seen 'em.'
rt..~~ fvure irS Ut an .i.v t.I~saa ron
sumed in Great Britain is purchased by
poor people in half ounces.
Noting the fact that John w. Young,
one of the sons of the late Brigham,
has just taken his fifth wife, the Buffa-
10 Express soliloquizes: "Ah, yes,
Mermonism is fading away, fading
away"
1t is again reported that Christine
Nilsson has lost her voice, but Mr..
Nilsson says he knows better.
Notwithstanding his defeat, Johnny
Bull will make Kafirther attempt to
subdue the Kafirs.
Those who are not particular about
water and society will find Texas a de-
lightful state.
The fashionable dodge among default
tiers nowadays is to pretend to he igno-
rant of the law.
Talmage says that every man should
strive to leave tracks behind him IN
this world. If he could see the wood
piles of Detroit next morning after a
snow-storm he'd be tickled to DEATH
Detroit free Press.
Chicago trade with Mexico has open
ed up. A ~''greaser" was shaved, got
his hair cut, u shampoo, his locks dress
ed with tonic at q city tonsorial palace
this week, and ended off by buying a
bottle of patent hair restorative. Bal
ance in favor of American trade, Sl.75,
Flows your baLy?n shouted n of
the boys the other morning to a young
married man who had recently been
entitled to the appellation Of papa. It's
naughty, but it's noise-!" and the IA
ther passed on. rsfitEL
William Stewart, one of Wellington's
Waterloo soldiers; also of the late civil
war, and one of the pioneers of his sec
ton, died at Fond du Lac. Wis, yes
terday, aged 80 years.
Pittsburgh PA. man, who from much
service rs pall-bearer at funerals, has
turned his experience to practical ac-
count by inventing an apparatus FOR
lowering bodies into the grave.
The man who sighed for the wings of
II bird did not apparently know that
the legs were much nicer eating.
Some of the churches, in anticipation
of spring, are putting down green car.
pets, SO that II man can still tread the
Emerald isle.
The last words of advice addressed
be II Stumptown father to his son about
to go out in the world to shift for him
self were: "Bill, don't you never
shake no dice with the man behind the
bar, fur he'll get the age on you every
time"
81 'may he homely, > recently remark
ed n west side young man whose sister
had crowded u land-mirror before his
nose, ''but | don't want the reflection
thrown in my face
The best and about the only way to
get even with Il treacIierous mule and
who ever saw any other--is to take his
shoes off, lead him on to smooth ice and
then blackguard him. lie dare not in.
dnlge his natural propensity, and the
vexation Of spirit exhibited in his in.
telligent countcKance is really interest
Ling.
John Richards, Of Philadelphia, af-
ter seventeen years Of persistent labor,
has perfected q machine that will meas
ure the pol ,000th Of IN inch. The OBJ
ject in %inventing such a machine is to
secure the incest accuracy in the manu-
facture of watches, sewing machines,
firearms, lenses, etc.
\ person who was recently called in-
to court for the purpose of proving the
correct ness of Il surgeons bill, was
asked whether ''the doctor did not
make several visits after the patient
was out of dangef?" "No,n replied the
witness, II considered the patent in
danger rs long rs the doctor continued