The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-10-19
CURRENT HuMOR.
10 gun fowl when Ii ID at half cock 7


!, ark. tho mouse went In To Noah.
, A car bunk'll DO. II II ID III a Pullman. an
not on your neck
! newly born chicken IN like oaae OF SINAI
pox: he breaks out Ill ova.
The foativo mosquito has entered upon
new lease Of life.
Sara Itsrnhardt might 10 utilized ID
book mark.
John Kelly will soon bo 40 lonesome "a a
oyster III church fair stew.
a rlmor comes from Paris that bonnets All
10 10 worn on tho head hereafter.
The leisure dime Ut summer ~ over, an
people arc preparing for winter quarters.
Mrs. Bnrnett'H now story will IN aalle
rLouislnna." OF course It's fiction IBosto
Post.
III Ia worry easy for man to hrankrnaL |,
bel i no will be satisfied with few rolls IN,
u turnover.
Parting IL such sweet sorrow" remarked
tho ny whom hls legs were glued 10 the slruI
| pitcher.
Tho bull fight Of Spain Ia n bloody amuse
mont and 30 10 tho full blto Of tho American
mosquito.
Eyo was tho belle of tho first garden partv
but she never had her photograph Id the shoti,
| window.
inc economy or nature has never thought
Of taking back Old peach. stones and onyerlnu
thcm with fruit again.
"A Fraud III bilka" ID the standing headline
| ~ AT exchange. "Ahl wont back Oh Won. dI,l
| sber'- RooklaHd Courier.
Tho man who saw Grants vessel first. and
| was first 10 propose three cheers. hna already
HE'D hls claim for postof1ce.
Tho man who made tho fastnat time on
record was probably trying TO got out OF Can.
non Shot
mo New York policemen have a sort Of
mutual benefit society. They all club TO-
gether. n
II - aaId the Kurds resist tho propoaed ro-
forms m Sytla, but they may give way II
pressed to Il.
Advice to housekecpara: If you omit can
all you want 10. can MI you can and dry iii
you can't.
Certainly tho nearoat thing to Il tiend IL the
man that Will Insist On singing when ho
doesn't know how.
Where doea Tho hcnd or Il pn ~ when Il
gets mixed np with o follows collar Yo,,
can't mlea the point: bit tho hcad Ia neithpl
on ono aide or thn other.
there " prospect that tho cruel war be-
tween Peru and ChIll ~ over, and thu army
~ aaol Will, therefore. b. afforded mn oppor-
tunity To put II raw oyster Oh TIA blnok nyo.
Tho OWL ono evidently introduced the
fashion OF long dresaea. But for tho trail OF
the serpent Evn would mover have boon
sA1ADl6h AboAL lGI WNfUFOnN.
There II Il man np hcre III Arkansas
VINO nhn \ HRw ~ much ma ha mn Gun nnw
Hut give him nm Ak.
~ And 1lth ono ur two whnrka
He'H chop MP more loRa than hia IN can anw
Now that women tnll plead In tho Initial
States courts and vote on tho school commit.
tHa, parhapR they may gradually acquire the
knowledge that q woman haa u right to but
ono scat IN railway cur.
Now aIta the chilly autumn poot In tho
auto md writea about crimson Ivy and pur-
plo mist and alnh nnd then steals down
spectre-llkn, and peeka into tho pantry To ses
II theres any Gold pumpkin pie loft.
There was mlaer In Paris who, when he
went out, waa always robhed Somebody
.nld: why don't you carry pistols r" IIc |
replied; suppose ! did-why, tho robbers |
would take them too"
j, And now tho returned city people write 10
heir country cousins, with whom thew have |
,een staying, that they arrived safely. hut |
'onnd tho city infeotad with smallpox, which
y likely W Inst oil winter. rAa4s FsliM sa.,
Stolen fruits mny DO the aweefost. !" but
when tho small boy tinds himself LII Ia apple
TO WIZ , pig dnR " tho foot. and nc dacov
~ his wounded feelings with any such tniYv
10 that. ION CITY Derrick
Cincinnati hen swallowed n 5000 diamond
ne other day, and over n hundred hens wsrs
tllled bofore tho gem was discovered New
lork 1onmcrclhl Advertiser Now wa know
what all tho talk means about tho amount ~
money necessary 70 move tho Woatorn crops.
A Georgia colorcd dehatIng society wns
ately discussing: (which III ths best fpr the
nborinR man, 70 work for wages or part of
he crop2' An Old "unclo" spoke tho sense
4 tho meeting whom no said "Itore was de-
cat. Of dey could only Be brung togedder
Clara Morris says that Il, l.. Davenport
Oh her how To use hor fan. She did not
Atch hia meaning ut first, and after rehear-
a naked him To tell hcr again. "Will you 10
Y take tho trouble2' no snid. "Yea, SIR !
replied. well, you will be an exception if
on do was all ho said. Then ho told ms tho i,
lsness, which wills rather elaborate | fol- 8
wed his instructions to the letter ana u nv :
nbounded astonishment my single limo
You nre fool with the business he told l
10 brought down the house. don't know a
hlch was the more gratttlod, +. r.. Dnven-
ut Ut GiHrt Norris. That llttie experiences !,
ands solitary and alone.
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