The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1879-05-08
Vas Bender Hensneckeds

I
Any slientleman vOt viii 60 around
vour face, and talk in front of your back
about something's is a shVindler. / hear
| lot Brown SAYS week pefOre next apOTt
mel vas hensh peGked huspand. Dot
vas lie I De proof Of de eating vas IN
de puddings; [ am nlarred twenty year
already, und vas vet not baldheaded.
I / don't vas -oOnder some petty. goats goi-
erments; shtill thinks it vas better II a
felleryill insult NIT his wife unj got her
advices about sometings on. oder.
Dem american FOmansr don't know
sometings meier about her huspand's
beesness, uhd When dem hart times
comes uni not so much money comes in
de house, dot makes not some Inference
NIT her. Shtill she, moost hef one Of
dot bull back in de front hoop skirt
pettygOats, NIT every kind Of trimmings,
Poorly soon dot huspant gets bankTupted
all 10 pieces. Dey send for the doctor!
und vhend de doctor comes de man dies.
Den dot woman vas Obliged to marry
NIT anOder man Yot she don't maybe
ike NIT four six childrens, on account
of bis first wife already, und possibly
vOne or two mudders by law-vone
second handed, und de oder a shteF
.nudder-out-laW. Fen she says NIT her
self, II ehen gish vas dead little"
Now if a CheTmsns goes dead, cot
makes no Inference. NOpoddy V0,-ld
hardly know it, except himself His wife
goes on BIit dc beesness shust like nett
ings has happenedt to somebody.
american YOmens and Cherman YO-
mems vas Il tifferent kind OF beepies
For instinct, dot same weller. Mr. Brown,
goes init me in de butcher peesness to-
gether. ii. vas an American man-sO
vas his wife. VvH, many times ven efTy
peoples got de- panic pooty bad, dot vo-
mans come to her huspand und says she
moOst have money. Den she goes cut
riding NIT a carriage.
VOnce upon a time, Brown says to me,
"Bender, I wouldn't be henspeeked." So
he went of und got hlsef tlght-Rhust
because his wife tells him, blese don't
do It. Den he sits down NIT his D8Ck
on de floor, and if 1 am not dare dot
time he never would got home
Veil, dot night, me Und mine vie, We
had little talk about something's uE1 the
next day I says TO Brown: Look here,
vonst. NY wife she makes s5UBaReR
und works in dot shtore also my saugn-
ter, she works in the shtore und makes
head sheeze; und your wife vas going
out riding all de time nit de horse car,
und a patent tied back cardinal striped
stockings Now your wife must 90 work
in de shtore und cut beefsteaks Und
make sauerkraut or else We divide not
equally any more dot profits"
Veil, Brown goes home und he tells
his wife about dot. Den she comes pooty
Quick nit Brown around, und had mis-
understanding about sometings, IN vich
efrybody took a part, intending my little
dog Kaiser. Pooty soon up comes a
policeman und arrests US for breeches
of promise to keep the pieces, und as.
saulting de battery, or something's. Den
de firm Bender & Brown vas broke up.
I 20 about my peesness, und Brown goes
NIT his peesness. Ny vie she helps in
the shtore. His wife goes riding NIT de
horse car, und efry night she vas by de
theater.
Vets de gonsequencesP Along comes
dot Centennial panic. Dot knocks Brown
higher as tw kites, py gimminy! My
income is still more as my outcome. But
Brown, he goes around de shtreets NIT
his hands out of his pockets, und he
don't got a cent to his pack.