Daily globe., 1879-09-21
CONNUBIALITlES.

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keeps the broom market steady.
Before marriage, affection and perfec-
tion; after, reflection and detection.
Theodore Tilton is again at home. He
sends his wife $1,000 every SIX months,
when he has it.
A Cleveland man who has had several
wives says a bald headed eagle is one
that has been married.
FacetiOus dispatch from musical New
York man to his wife at Coney Island
"Hold your tongue for I am coming"
Notwithstanding her marriage Fanny
Davenport will still be Fanny Davenport
on the bill boards, but not on the board
hills.
~ called twice, and found you out"
said Mrs. Jones. "Very good" said Mrs.
Smith; ~ had to call but once to find
you OUT
A Chicago mans nightmare turned out
to be the shadow Of his wife's foot on the
bedroom wall, instead of an unearthly
monster with five horns.
Sometimes, after reading column after
column OF sorrows, sufferings, devastation
and Eve had never married.
Bulkins, in referring to the time his
Wlfo complimented him; says the coal
hire needed replenishing and she pointed
toward the fire place with q commanding
ar and said Peter, the CRATE"
A woman who was not Psychologist.
whose husband had some internal malady
said to a friend: "You see 1 give him a
deal OF bread and milk. It flies to the
part, you know, and acts as poultlce.
Three proudest moments of of mans
life between the cradle and the grave al e.,
when he gets his first pair Of red-top
boots, when the girls first call him 'Mis-
ter, and when tie doctor tells him it's
boy.
A gentleman learned in the origin of
social customs was asked the meaning of
casting an old shoe after the newly mar
red couple as they start on their trip.
He said: ITO indicate thst the chances
OF matrlmony are very slippery"
Fat cook with unconscious bushes to
the lady who wants to engage herr: GAS
to there bein' no folio ers allowed. mum.
you might recollect that you've been
single yourself; and girl as is rayther
snowy in figure can't we'll help 'em
comm about"
A domestic little drama. "Edwin,
dearest" said Angelina, "why do they
always call a shi p 'she2" ''Why, my
ownest," replied Edwin, ''can't you guess
Why, because, you see, the rigging costs
more than the hull" Angelinas little
pout VAS delicious.
What! You are aware that this Door
fellow had just lost his wife; and instead
of sending him the smallest word of con-
dolence, you dun him tor the 300 francs
that he Q es yous' ''Hem? know that
there are griets which no words can con-
sole, and thought I was doing him a
service In giving another course to his
sad thoughts
Dean Stanley was not equal to his op-
pcrtunities wher he performed the mar
riagc ceremony Of Prof. Tyndall. The
dean should have asked the groom; "Do
you take this anthropoid to be your CO.
ordinate, to love with your nerve centres,
to cherish with your whole cellular tissue,
until final molecular disturbance shall
resolve Its organism into its primitive at
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Nothing is so CALLING to second wife
as any neutrality-suspicious. honorable
mention-of her predecessor by her hus-
band. What therefore must be the feel
ings of the unfortunate suicide whose
death was given in daily journal last
week thus! Mr. hanged himself in
his cellar Friday morning from despond-
ency, caused by the death of his first
wife.