, 1879-03-05

California must not 60.
There il no Ponce for England IhuY
hanged him tho other day.
Mr. Kear1iey wnnts to form an Occidental
Kingdom and DO Donnts l..
That Chinese bill must llavo boon count.
crfclt; Congress couldn't pass It.
It was probably tho prostdanta tors ct
htllIarda which led him to uphold the queue.
Mr.. Dlains might got tho California ,otA
but ho also might mover hare any occasion fosIt
Cetawayo IL described as au uncouth atd
ignorant savagc. but he fights like college grsdp
ntc.
Shero ALI oIaimod to be tho friend Of e..
gland, and to prove bis friendship 10 rsn of md
died.
A Wisconsin man llas tamo skunk. 4
skunk Is an unreliable animal, no matter hoW Aus
he rnay be.
An exchange says Paul Doyton is afflicted
with wator On tho brain, 1No doubt II, Hs'st's
deficient In point Of braEu.
We adviso young Prince Napoleon 10 b
cautious. Cc:ywayo has been heard To say, ''F9
caryo dc chi!a wild sazor."
bret Harto Inns bcen elected member Of
the London lseform Club; from which VIC suppast
rotorn, is necessary In the caso Of aif. fiaste.
Tie Ohihose ,nay constituto au uutesl''
able population, bdt 1t must bn admitted that tht5
never paet their haIr In tho middle or weaf 'ies'
WhIskess.
1lsnry Ward Bcocher is said to ba hhrd ~
work on continuation Of his "1Afc Of caf1'.
Is this what Ar. Dccchor calls writing an autoa'
ogsnphy:
Don piatt's noso was go hadly damaged 10
his rccont engagement with McGarFahaa saa'
will seriously Interfere With Ills putting u 'u''
everybodJ's busfnsss.
The hoodlums Of San Francisco woala
probably take as much pleasure In flonlnet's
shooting at an Ohio man a. tAUy DO In atoh'ns a'S
shooting at Chinanian. ......
Mrs. Bell, Of Han francisco, has S.'ho,
worth Of diamonds. With tho assistance Of e'oS
diamond thiof. we thfnl. sho would make N uau'
sua1lY aucceaaful actress.
Ohlna will probably forgive tho "su'en
tonguo" IN which tic Presidents message oa ~.
China bill III written. inaan,lch as II !" tns oA'
tongue ho could writo IL In.
A1r. Boeclaer roally Ia going to w'lte ~
autobiography; 10 We suppose we shall ha'e ~
wliolo truth about tho hcandal at lnst ha'A@'
too, had quickaAed consecnces
Tho exooutioner-in.oI,iaf Of Spain was out.
bad opera Anger, lie garrotce his victims, ,..
manner OF taking the!r lisea btln! tnnnl's'' y"
palaIal than slaglng thcnl to death.
Ootywayo suys tbAt ho hasn't iongo'l ~.
hnlf 10 hard a. he cas md that the killing oul'a
has scarcely begun. It Ia probably TOO ia'S' "S'
eyer. for Prince Napoleon to back Out.
Tho youngest membar In tho neis Wv. Wv.
Rress will be Mr. Thompson. Of the Etfh'a ",s ~,
tucky District. lie IL onty 81. Th!s IL oas' "
wonderful results ot blno grass and bouso'u' :,
Mr. Edison says TINT tho electric 'gus ~.
iust u certain ~ SUNRISE" ''Tl,ey must e't
tiue for It. he added, 'and II they dou1 ,p..
take ttsne. hAvo never sa1d wousu aa's
IN week." ,.
Tho international walking matcll IS u.'u "a
to be postponed, owing to dlsaeIeSmep. ..ro,tu
how tho receipts sha!! be divided. ins t1. 'rh,r
galt OF tho pedcatsiau. It appears. II ths ss''
the money ts taken. lin.
dreeloy, COL, has sigu.boarls on a i.s = FL II.
clpal st.sets reading: '"rwenty.o ms.ss os.t,5
nearest saloon;" nnd the aataoltan!s y. .e',.oss
threaten 10 romor0 the town exactly WV
miles from, its present site. ..,.
Hoso Ia nj incident ot Talmogos u.s. III
mon; "Deautifal cross" said he. Na,,ss Na.,,ss+ss,std
hand 1t II: sswtit its cruel shape thus - ont
In aowsss, It II embcmaslc of ths oeaan ,,otp.
salvation. l"--but, Ut this tnasans' taAa" nd ii
ee look. ht discovered. what tie auoiet III bats
along seen, that It was not ctoa' " s IN
huge staE and abruptly ceased tx!stos wv