Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-01-15

DA Y, JANUARY Is, 1879.
IOR. Puzzled and ready to cry she made
asted wet answer "What will do, man.
erosene oil. ma! They's all the feet I've got.".
iii =; IV" stoo, ,ho SLOW on earth do you manage
for. So "o"s '' wen '"o'S"
= that only three or four years ago
arh'-rIls- you were head over heels in debt
Oh, those were old debts never
the sculp- pay my old debts" "But your
new ones p 81 let them get old. >
station is, Paris paper.
Mail A New York exchange tells
rich-shall "How Men Suddenly Disappear
aledg-New from our Streets" We haven't
read the article, but we suppose
-.--r they suddenly dart up an alley in
Na.u' ""! order to enter the saloon from the
art is always roor W. h.uo soor sooros 90 ,,,o,
suddenly disappear from the streets
, to stay, as in the same manner.-Ex.
'he corset lady who is no longer in the
script. erst blusb Of vontb ia snmmoned
scorn your as witness in some suit. The
ave off the Judge--"How old are you, madam ?"
n.-Oil City She tatingly)-"Thirty-nin I"
The Judge lin the most benevolent
that tbere tone, after having contemplated her
lars II the an instant) )-"Come, Madame, have
n;cklos courage. Go on and finish it."
At Ann Arbor one of the students
,se has skin bet the crowd that one of the pro-
teist forces fessors in the Law Department
;ts wbev would treat them. After the money
was put up some one asked:-
"What will the professor treat us
'"o P"'..' on 7" "Treatise on international
~ 'n1 , '.,''0' law" was the reply, after which
''' there was an awful silence.--Tole-
do Commercial.
eA'"a"ee The National Jou al of Edu-
CT ..'' w cation tells brief story of some
''o o' little folks who wanted the head oi
- :. the family to remain at home, while
cript says: he pleaded that he must go to @
'ery family" meeting. Various measures were
are serving discussed till finally Tommy, aged
y eh!-Nor- 5, said to his brother, aged 4: "Ill
tell you what we'll do. Wen put
pt TO shoot sign on the front door: "No ad
Dr. ~ bowls mittance to 60 out of this house
the ground nights"
ywhere else. "Handle it carefully, Marier.
said an economical citizen as his
we his name wife was jamming his old shirt in.
900 tooth to the rag bag. "That shirt re-
ne will be in presents capital. 1t may be turn
New York ed into a million doll rs worth o
Buffers cheap rag money, wher
- -. the old man fixes things, and cap
.n tal should be treated with respect
No. Marier, don't sell it to the junk
~, man. Lay it carefully away a:
, possible fiat money"
= Every day we have evidence thai
u ,,o, Ill, the small boy has no soul. The
IL =, other day crowd gathered around
os.. ~ a farmer whose wagon-load of but
- -. ter and eggs fast in mud
~ Ioo = 1855 hole, and while some suggested
her daugh- that he null his horse gee, and
my age 1t others that he pull him haw, the
dream OF ever-present small boy yelled
anina, re- "It's no use Mister; yer old hoss
beauty, "ior amt stout enogh. Take him out
an hitch in a roll of yer butter
$ they say, Oil City Derrick.
that in the "Ny dear" said TO a fiye-year-
has never old, one night as she concluded her
Ter by mis- praver at her mammals knee, "you
I after the have forgotten to pray for your lit
tie cousins How did that happen
to Don't you want our Heavenly
te, "do you Father to take care OF themY"-
q elected p She made motion of again bend
e poor fel- ing her knees, yawned sleepily, and
if / am not tumbled into bed. "Can't help it,
mamma. Baby is too tired. Horace
and Eddie must scuffle for them
N lost in - '''' '''o
,ect half of Sc,,nS
to point ,nox,o,.,,,,o noo. :, ,,.n,o ,o,o ,OOn