, 1879-08-16
TIE NEW "ANNlII1LATOR."

TIE NEW "ANNlIIILATOR."
Detroit Free Irtss- -
BRIGHT srd early yesterday morning, Prof.
James K. 7. BurlIngnmo mado his appearance
on several streets In Dstroit almost al the same
moment You wo1id have known him to DO q
Professor, even II you had seen him tangled up
with the wheels Of butchef-cnrt. That tall
plug lat, carving tic stains Of ycars,--that
linen dustcr Girted at the wRist,-h's long hair
hanging down TO keep Ills shoulders warm Was a
dead g:ve.away on his title.
The Professor cano hero to dispose Of indi-
vidunl rights to use his "Flv Ann!hi9ato.," and
h. didn't let thoughts OF the next Presidential
election set him down Oh bench. His piccolo
voice inquired Of woman at the front door Of
house on Congress street east:
"Ma1atn, hare you ten seconds to spare this
morn!ng."
"Eo, sir!" was her prompt reply.
"Very we'll, then you will miss seeing nv Fly
Aunihtlator,n he remarked Us ha walked oil.
"Thousa,lds l,are ,s,tssed 1t to their everlasting
sorrow-thoussntls have accepted it ana been
made iIappv for life.n
"It's son,e k!ld o. plzen!" she called after
him down tlt. street.
"Wurrauted free from all dtucs or chemicals
dangerous tO the human syster, md recon-.
he called back as io brisaiy retraccts his stems.
's1'yc got screens In oVerv window, aud get
,he Ays ret In" ehc continued as he opened bis
satche On the steps.
IL l.nnun being. Bar htm ont nint ho Is seized
with dcsisr to get In ut any price. Tell him
ho can't, and tic will Or break ILLS neck. Film.
nway yo,lr scrcccus nnd depend entirely on my
can be worked ,br cAid years old. This Is
the appicitlon.H -...
lIe took fron. tho satshct an c1ght-ounce
hottie ffled With dark liquid anfl provided
with a small brush, and, holding 1t up, COIL
'Onc o5cont hottie does for twenty doors,
Hnl give YOU directions how to make nl vou
waut. No poison herc,--nothlng In shi' bottle
"Why,, sou don't put 1t on tue il!es, do YOU"
mot altogether, madam. Auy child can use
It, ,ns said before Just watch inc moineus;"
lie swun; the front door open, and With the
brush applicd tile mixture to the back edge, giS.
Ing It n thin coat from top to bottom.
in .hen" H.; he satd q 's he sEng he door
shut, and hc is Iatnned aganht tho cnsfnE and
crushed In nn Instant. Every tnor Is capable Of
killing loon flies per dar. II yon ilave twelve
aesy WSs yoa os hayo sa efu.sea sben
1000 on d door, take M old knife md scrape
them oil md begin over aEafn."
"Do you suppose-!" began the Indignant
woman. but he interrupted her with:
"uon't 6upposn anything aboat It, except
that Il will nnsh flies md never miss All you
lnyc to do Is to open every door apply THO Mkt
| tlre, unl then shut them In succession, II you
l,nre twelve doors and twelve children, you can
lcaYe It oil to tic children. And ony IS cents
pcr bottle"
"Do yot think want nil my doors taubed
up With iiIcs and ,no!asscsi" she shouted, as
she made cuff at tho bottle.
"just as rot prefer, madam" he quietly re-
piled. "Somc do md some dun't. Somewon't
have IL Mt nnY price, anl OILERS even set up
extra doors In The backyard In order TO use lots
OF IL. I'll warrant this llqu!d to draw 'en, II
you'll only oprn and smut tiln doors.h
~ won't buy it-l wou't hnro itl' sbe
shouted Us she jamulcd tho broom against tho
door.
'Vcty well, madam, very we'll. II rou pre-
fer ny OIL your nose TO one on thu door eau
raise no objections. Remember. however, that
ths ia my farewell tour previous to appearing
bcforu the crowned heads OF Europe, and you
will not have another chance 10 sccya tlIp hnht-
hilator. All you hare to do ts to take youF
sowing on your lap und open IND shut the door
Ut rceular intervals"
"If my husb1,ld was here ho'l-hc'd--"
" He'd buy tho right for this county and mako
SEQ. .011 In two months; but, as lla te not here,
we'll bid you gondtlay nnd pass on. Sorrr,
madam, but somu folks prefer to kill their files
With nitrhfork mnd tho man with pitchfoFk2
will cali huro III attecn minutes"