The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1879-04-20

mans 1.-Two in a very foreign country. and there
lore know % crrHt deal about the Indians That
f. why this German WAS appointed TO this place.
Noble red mani silent and submissive Chiei!
last OF your race! step forward ana recoivo
The snyagc with grunt moves forward and
takes Lis stand lctwecn the two agents, Whlle
thu Chioi IF the Bureau tnkes tooth brush
ana nutmeg grutcr from the agents, ana holds
them NJ before him.
Chief Of the Bureau Behold There are the
gifts sent YOU this year by tho Nroat Fraudulent
luther in payment for these lands. these mi hiy
mountains, and these valleys. present them
To YOU IN the nnmo ~ the American people.
The lndinn accepts tho gifts, and says,
Umph !, rs h9 holds thgm ny cpriouslyi ,
your hand ia an article OF tho toilet That
use n,ii,ne', in iiIi6"ne6 some ne"tis i,re5ier
TO take their civilization Straight say II you
ever use nutmeg you will lind this useful.
And now; last Of your race. in concuson no
matter what Others may say or do. no mntter
what other grcnt gifts may bo given you. re-
member that have given you a Crater.
Chiefoi tho Bureau-Toad him awayl Load
him away! The silent coIuenco OF this CRATE
ful savage affects mo TO- tenre. -,,-,,,
Here the Chiei fine Bnreuu bows his head and
mouth and SAYS: !" Last Of your race, be CON
tent. ba grateful. The gilis are not numerous,
but they are appropriate and II they arc not
costly. you must remember the appropriation
was only liiy thousand dollars Cor your tribe this
year. refer YOU to tho Congress iOUdt Record"
Umphl" grunts the Indian again. looking
contemrtuousy atthe gifts. .,.-,,.-
did not cost that sum originally. But you must
remember you live long way from washing
poro S y p np SS V97rSL BY S 81 Srapns
monOpulists who control our railroad system.
Lend hiu, away Lead him away
A the Indian staggers away with ono of tho
agents tere ia noise and shouting heard, az
OF Indians marcy
crater If YOU would only let me fix up Josh
there ~ the last OF the Arruahoes.
divide 10 rlv. or will have YOU dismissed from
the best Government the sun ever shone upon.
icr,, dishonost practices towgrd tho simple
Indian. What noise h. this Those wild Ind
iaus swearing
hgont oh. uo not will Indians. Wild Ind
iqns never swear Tint must be- some OF the
a.. ihcv speak sitting Bull. In most elaborate
dress an save his fcet. com - bowling and stng
gering an. Ito has q clgur 10 his mouth and
almost entirely civilized. for hH smokes furi-
onsly rocis little, iits his opera nat yhigh;
lows very low. and says: ~ thunlerl D-nl
HI! Good morning. my future 6Ou-in- law. |
have come tQ tho welding ,hicl Am not al
Chief OF .ilurcau-You arc You mr., almost
Civilized. But thore ar low things sun want
ing. Ia you oh-Ah-wers you oyer divorced
Siiiiqe pR-S3i Eas neys ,, Shiel diS3TGiI
about being divorced. And then Y9u must fail
Sitting Bull starts and looks puzzled
Chief Ot Dureau-Ies. you must fail In bust
moss nni make m assignment II YOU want 10
| 20 really civilized yOd must iail frequently
siitne BBd%wGaGig ST down and rSsts
Chiof Of BurcRu-lrs. Why uot2
sitting Buil-But is this not u reaervauOnY
Chiet 81 Bureau-lt Is a reservation.
Sitting Pun twnklne and stepping back mex!
Then You don't io1l meh D2,nt i know how !
| should sit down 10 rest before T. got COM
| p.ot3iy seated the lest government that the sun
move onY In Prime Miuisirl
biacS. Hole. in-thc- Night No. no; don't sit
down. The GJvernment he's only ono ncrna-
! ncni resoyaiion ioryou' ihWs th9 grWeiard:
| sitting Duli-NQ great Bureau. will not sit
| down wlthyou But win dance with YOU.
| Chief Of Bureau getting Indignant -C0uiound
! this follow. must marry his daughter az once
! aud then put him under arrest
s.tuug Bu. ,maA .qg a motion as II TO scalp
! Chief ot bureau Ae clergyman wall no hero
| ia moment ana the ceremony wli proceed at
sitting nplI-An Is roaly. But whore are tho
| guests | Wnul. have tao 81 AZ lraglhleIi
! uirnf Granliathrr llici. md Tie 0ermau Slcrc-
tary presant. You have sent for thcmf
C.lci q Burcau-But there was not time;
sitting bdll-Hqd MT tho time. uaas him
! Primo Minister. y Laa Loi t.iae enough. Go
unek-H ..c-in-tlc-Nighi Impossible. Thor,
s.u,- rur-r.-t'i Ana VOW ro and bring
iHe Dl 90 ir.u.uI .a'r fal au to THIS
W t- OY' Aoe. will 'pA1nc 4. ''l
a.. .,,,,rr...JJ, i'' s..'...if
.-i--'n S..-. I-.n lasfi -... 4
s2ru me. wil absorb him.
DlIt. AuA si...uu 20 tt"Nr-l ua 10 us Us
Ll r 90 ~ i---- a-- l......lL. Dll LIS Llrse'
Prime os.iaua-A bravo man dares ia,
yrr brink u laa,or Wu.N Father hat,
sitting Gll-Apd You shall therefore marry
lln. Na must lt Giving % lr.Lo lllnltteg
~ + a. her., i,i h@r thc advantages of mar
Buck-Hola -!n-tin-N ..lt llctUng aside tho
Trim. Minister who Is now perfectly certain
tAat tha time for bis gr. az speech has at lest ar
mondous. In the lrst place. ho Is . chief
Chief ~ tho Bureau. In th. second pa' o. you
VII not neei mugh iurlitQre Co. set up house
kcouing. You will always have tho bureau.
sitting Bull-Spendl Splendid Thank
you, Prime Minister thank yQul So YOU see
ny daughter, things are Mt 50 black as they ai
lrsi appear II they are only once fairly washed
Black -Hole-in -the-Night, again supressing
tho PrimS Minister Iartleulary If they arc
Siding Bull-O. deep and wondrous Prime
M.nlstcr. now see that rs rule. tho further
toto the bottom.
:, Black: Hole-in -tho.NlGht (holllng back the
Frime minister WIN sreut cAortl-Unlees tue
Hero tho two agents rush wildly in rush NO
70 the Chiot OF the Bureau and gcsucuato with
great excitement.
Chief Of bureau Why. what in the name d
| BeelZebuh what Is the matter man
u Agent have come Tho telephone
Ihey have come 10 the wcddlng-your wife
your dpushterl
Chief Of bureau Ny vlfo my dnughtcrl All
is lost IL faint, lerel watorl water
Sitting Blll-NAterY Is Ii water lac wants
| Here, keep Il always with M. so that even II
DO cot civilized | can still tell the truth. Here
drink. IL is tho water OF the Crooked W ell thai
you loved SO much.
llo placed the cgntcen to the lips of tho faint
Ing nam and forces the water down his throat.
| chief Of Bureau STRENGTHENING up. rolling hif
eyes and looking about-O. what has happened
| An, see my days are over. | must tel the
truth. But how can neyer WINS used 90 thai
sort Of thing. My wife and daughter Grea
CHIEF. are bnro. am a married man.
Amanla-AlOrgan. my love- they are saved.
Princess GeorgiAnA-My Lowell you will love
me. without tho cave Of gola2
Capt knucldeb0uo-WlthOuta cent my love
] loNo you with all my hoart. SUI. IL you. al,
have few tons OF pure ore-O. lord, that water
again.
Sitting Bull retreats far back and opens his
eyes and his mouth very wide with horror, ms i
trying to take in al tho situation; then slOWli
and eayagely advances and tears on his paper
collar and tho false bosom OF his white shirt
crying. Now | front bo civiljznd. MOL | vii
return 10 my mountains and 1.-Two and die
| lpkt ~ "A raa ion am