Daily Republican., 1879-08-04

Small congregations yesterday, and If al
who slept In church had stayed ut home tn,
congregations would have been small ,r.
!, Humphrey Is the solid man of the .E. f. ;
He tips the beam at 2O7, and runs off perspira
ration at the rate of a quart an hour.
Mccormick has good, ripe melons at I'll
2 and Jefferson.
q 1t looks now as If the Methodist minister
. of this city would attend the Brandywin
, Summit camp.
Jenny Lind cantalouprs are the favorires
Mr. Parsons, In front Of Simms' drug store
has them on market days.
We don't ask the people to read the brevity
column, but they will do it nevertheless.
q. s Humphrey, the leading halter, at 21s
Market street.
A little boy came to his mother recently
and said "Mamma, should think that If
l was made Of dust, would yet muddy in
side when drink.
When society reporter wishes to Puff
plain, vulgar girl, he remarks that she Is Us
beautiful as she Is accomplished.
| A child without legs has just been born.
THANK Heaven )" said the weeping iatuer.
"this will never be champion PEDESTRIAN. "
| Bruces Excelsior Elastic paint will not
crack or scale of.
| view drTlNalS Ill CnlluTen linen kneC-p -pADtS
| at the Boston One Price Clothing House.
Officer Springer won't read the REPUDLI-
oAN, but he Just gets somebody to tell him all
that IS In it.
The Fourth Ward Democrats will take a
sweat bath in the Bakers Union Building
this evening". The Counclnanic question:
troubles them. The thorn in the flesh Pain.
ter.
Dr. DarmOn can be consulted at the Wash
ingtOn Hotel on and after Tuesday, the 9TH
inst.
After the little girl gets her first gin ger |
cake from 14.year old boy, she grows n inch |
a day for week afterwards. =,
The good little Sunday school boy has at.
tended all the Sunday school excursions, and |
now stops going to school until the weather
gets cooler.
PatroniEe tho Wilmington Ice and Coal Cc, |
They are the cause of the low price for ice.
The fall advertisers are beginning to look |
around to see where they can put their money |
to do the E:Ost good.
Campmeeting women are hunting up lit
tie stoves.
Salt oysters, ice cold, at Fullmer's.
A soaking rain, followed bya polar wave,
would be welcome.
John Hartman, Jr, is at Brooklyn learn
ing to brew Deer,
Bruce's paint can be tested In any way for
one year without any money.
'Tis now upon the cosy rug,
Doth lie the baeful spitz ard pug;
And VIII II now their meals they guzzle,
They get them through wiry muzz Q.
II ysu want good melon or sweet canta-
loupe, 10 to McCsrmick's, 7th and ] .tterson
Merris Taylor, city editor OF the "Gazette," "
and his family, are taking weeks rustica.
tion at Cambridge, Md.
Prot S. J. Wiley will be surprised on his
return home to fin that he has had his son
Robert with him to the White mountains, as
the Newark LEDGER" and Morning Her
aid " have it.
Fresh salt oysters can be had on the " Eel
ton"
The West Chester Record " shows that
there is an uncle, cousin or an aunt OF the
Jenkins family behind the curtain.
II anybody wants to get the real worth Of
their money, they should advertise In the
5revily column.
Notice to Tie pub)io.--l will hali-sole and
heel boots and shoes ioI $i,ard other mondjDs
n proportion, a. &. " conner of Seventh and
ratnall streets. .'ohf t.. hsiley
Yesterday was Communion day in the !
Methodist churches.
Bananas are toothsome and healthy, but =
he peel of the fruit shoul he thrown 20 ne
Vhere else than on the sidewalk
Brick walls absorb no dampness after being
'ainted with Bruce's Excelsior Elastic pant
A sour old bachelor objects to equal rights 2
or women. He says her origin Indicates sbe
7as only Intended for side show
Job work done neatly and with despatch at Il
he REPUBLICAN office.
Pain Searcher (Dr. Smms) will relieve a q
ramp or pain In the stomach or bowels In Il
rom one to five minutes, Depot, Fourth and fl
King; Philadelphia, COZ Arch street.
Prepare yourselves a riuer airing on the T.
Y. T. X. A. excursion on Wednesday even. :
ng.
There's many q man whose highest ambi 4
ION q to successfully contest seat on nail
eg IN corner grocery. 9.
Iseok out for Or. Darmon st the Washing. :
IN Hotel, Na. 2C5 Market street, on Tuesday,
no INh Inst