The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-09-14

ona sick bed, where he was confined ali Ii
summer
The Railroad Gazette says that 147O mile
oil railroad have been made In Che Unite
States thus far, this year, against Cid In 1871
$50
A new yacht has been launched ut Brook
lyn and the owner proposes to call II the mi
Perkins, because she lies 90 easy.--INew Yor
People.
Prof. Tice." says an exchange, 'prediet
that the hottest spell by far il vet to eotnes
That is what our preachers say, too.-IPeck'
Milwaukee Sun.
a cook can change his pots, but leopar
oan al &c according TO Scripture and that
--lSteubenville Ohio Herald
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While Charles Harris, Of Texas. was beinl
nanged very large crowd sang "Sweet b.
and-By" Mr. Harris last words were: 70
heaven sake, swing me off ought to hay
been out oil this two hours ago"
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Will the editor please inform me where m,
family can 60 to on Sunday and be- cool ant
cUnfortable without danger OF being crowd
eal-Correspondent. TO to church ROehes
TOR Democrat
Bed-ticking, rubber-soled canvas shoes, biz
plaidss Japanese parasois. cheese-cIoth pima
AOlSSs SyS-8Hdk3BGS HLIu UltIG llHLuGi U0tUlIlg
suits such is the New York Graphic'a sum
ming up OF fashion at the seaside.
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The reason 50 many prominent and sensible
Democrats are opposed to Samuel j. TildeI
Tor the Presidency Is because OF the alarming
number OF old IiI-den puns his nomination
would resuscitate and the frightful new ones
y would give birth toHNorristown Herald.
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He had an auburn haired girl and promised
Efs AFT n ..E 4 ~,
door when he drove up, and he exclaimed
'Holloi Ready" She misunderstood him.
and. they don't speak now. Thus slang makes
another slap at loves young dream.-[ Phila-
delphia Item.
The 1rishman had correct appreciation Of
the fitness OF things who, being asked by the
Judge when he applied for a license to sell
whisky, l. D., ne was Of good moral character,
replied: Faith, yer honor, don't see the me-
cesstty Of good moral character to sell
IT y said that Adam attended the primary
elections. Yes, our first parents al ways voted
the straight Republican ticket.-[New York
Commercial Advertiser. Yes, and they were
guided by the devil and stole the only proper
~ that didn't belong to them. Guess they
were stalwarts.-[ Boston Post
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Here ID n conundrnm from P uck which con-
tains q wicked SANDER: when woman
carefully slides out of bed IN the dead Ut
night and by the pale light OF the moon goes
through her husbands pockets, why does
she always take the small change and leave
the bills? Answer: Because she doesn't,
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Until the downfall Of the old French Mon
arehy ~ ls3o, the newspaper reporters il the !!
Legislative chambers Of France were required |
20 wear dress coats, pumps and white cravats. |
in ioaa motion was carried TO reegate them /
70 q gallery. They consiaere1 inc act an in
sult, and for some days refused to report the |
debates. Come to think Of 1t, wasn't 1t insult
Ing 10 nuke them wear pumpsP
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Singular, but a married man In street car |
can see the look OF pretty anxiety come over |
Y pretty girls face clear at the other end Of
the car the moment she begins to tumble for |
her portemonnaie, and he darts forward to take
her fare long before she is ready, but he can't
nee his wife down on her knees crawling
Ground 70 the straw feeling fer The nickel she
Lines around the brake and comes in to help
her, Burlington Hawkeye.
Az be was ascending the pulpit steps, one
Of the .elders, buttonedholed him to whisper
has Just come into church and he gives us q
lift sometimes. | wish you would be particu-
lar not to allude to the whisky business or
ter, getting frightened to see the moral
around thus steadily narrowing before him,
inquired: "Whom or what shall preach |
against them" The elders reply came like
An air OF triumph: s.Preaeh auaiist the Nor
fHte,lhenvilie Herald -
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