The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1879-06-20

who, without being expelled from Ger
many, had established recently a con
vent at Verviers, have been requested
~ the Belgian Government TO recros
the frontier.
--Pocketbooks found in Berlin q
often contain fish scales that the author
tiles, always suspecting something fshy
made inquiries, and learned that these
piscine morsels are held to be lucl
bringing.
-One person in $50 in Prussia Il AZ
fected with insanity. "A Berlin profess
or attributes the result largely to IN
temperance among he lower class, and
too much forcing Of early education
among others.
m. Gambetta 10 called by some OF
the most determined Paris reds, " The
Alcibiades OF Paris" because he dwells
in magnificent house, keeps the finest
of horses and the best Of cooks, and
rumor says is building luxurious bath.
room which is to cost $4,000.
No slight connection has been
caused among the pleasure loving sec
ton Of the people in Berlin by a police
order decreeing the closing Of all dane
ing resorts by midnight, a measure
equivalent TO their entire abolition.
Hundreds will be ruined by this decree.
The proprietor of one temple Of Terp-
sichore has already committed suicide.
the Emperor's, and no one for "a hours
was permitted even to approach the
rails. The Emperor and the agent Of
disaffccted Irish property must have
much sympathy for each other.
Odds and Ends.
is the proper sauce for woodcock
wood sawsP
-" This can't be beat" as the man
said when he bought the porcelain egg.
No matter what rank vegetables
may attain, the cabbage will always be
a head.
-"But l will not linger on this
point" as the minister said when he sat
down on the carpet tack. Burlington
HaUkeye.
The end-man Of negro minstrel
company calls himself the Napoleon
Of the troupe, because be Is the bony
part.
Lines found in an album: "It is
with women as with counterfeit coins:
the worse counterfeits they are, the more
they are forced to put on the appear
ance Of being good"
MIR. HCwells says he saw an En-
glish family stop before Titan s "John
the Baptist and heard the father sum
up his impressions in one sentence:
"Quite my idea Of the party's charac.
ter
A man with pair of creaky boots
always has music in his sole, and he
generally executes solo just a. the
very moment when the rest OF the con-
gregation have settled down to quiet
nap.
-Saucissenka ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
kranzwuurst Is q favorite German dish.
-ExchGnge. A railroad traveller who
had " five minutes for refreshments,
to call for q plate Of " Saucis-
observation-disclosures
st." and the train was ut the next sta
ton, twenty miles distant, before he
had the dish half named. N0rristoscn
Herald.
A naughty exchange, commenting
On the bad results Of kissing the baby, !
and what that baby has to suffer in va |
rious ways from promiscuous oscula-
ion, says the safest plan is not to kiss q |
baby Of the feminine persuasion until it 1
attains the age OF l6. The cartilage cf
he nose is stronger then, and there is
40 danger Of reforming that sweet little 7
eature, or making her near-sighted.
DECLINED WITH THANKS.
Come. while the dew on the meadow gilt
tiers.
Come where the starlight smiles on the
lake."
Not much" she said, "for don't like bittcrs.
And the dew and miasma compel me 20 take 4
ouinine and whisky. dog fennel tea,
whisky and auassia, quantum sun.
Dogwood and whisky, whisky tree,
Quinine straight and all such stuff"
Huntington Harkrve.