The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-07-22
FLEA BITES.

lc'sE AMI LIT Is ALI srEsrcH-
The Fourth knocked local. highs,
than q kiI-.-Tiisoa Times.
I'm! Yes. W,sn'i that because il KNOCK. I,
m editor down?
The Upton Times Office has caught tie
grand s.rics of improvements. Las; ~r-k
Ne built new sh.si awning over the d."r
and this week We prov.,-. to sweep out tn.
Office anil hsve tn. towel WASHED.
After which, il Is more than probable
the editor will be induced t. take s.,ow-I
bath.
Carey was the name Of the English
captain Who refused to stay and get killed
with the Prince. We can't help wonder.
ing what fooI Carey was. lie nigh,
have had ss big a funeral a. the Prince
himself.
If one case al yellow fever run Eve
thousand People out Of Memphis. how
many cases will il take To dcpopulaie the
solid South?
-Vas-ar college girls find that they can.
not man b'ai.-I fouyune.
How do y.'u know they cannot? VaSsas
college girls are not married vet. Wait and
see.
On account of quarantine agsin.t
Memphis, Texs. will l,e sent via 81. Louis.
-M.1r'ty Headlight.
Will, en-, Well like TO know where
you propose sending Texas TO.
The SesiaIia BAzoo, the nauch,ie~,
paper in Missouri, the Iocalcsi paper in
Pettis county, makes aspecisliy 81 railr, al
excursions to public hangings-Cas County
Tfmes.
Naughty? Well, veil, Whist will We he
accused Of next? Here for a long time We
have been trying to build up great rr' z.
ion. Newspaper in Central Mi-souti, ard
now to he called the "naushtiest paper in
the State" completely knocks over all our
good resolutions.
A story il going the rounds ri the press
called "a ann turned mp after twenty 1--WE
year, absence" We have -ren q s.n tur,r,i
mp after IN hours als-ence, often and never
thought anything aboIt il. - Cseisna.i
Saturday Niyh.
This son has Olsen turned up on less
al'aence than that, and the way the old
man turned mp that leather strap Vas .
mystery To behold. Nothing like it has
been seen since tie days of the Flood.
Truth is mighty" So 'iis-iis mighty
scarce.
Whats the matter with St. Loai- :?
The weather is 10 hot people have To 60
down town with n tin can over their head.
Has Bob. Ingersoll been down there lately ?
Sharks have nat hem Seen ai Long
Branch this Summer. and il ae~uss clear
that Susan Il. Anthony has appeared in
bathing snii.
The truth is Susans bathing snit CON-
sists merely Of the garments she Was pro-
vHIeSu WIN Nv natuSc Wueu sue ubsS oousSeVI
in this vorld--onetime before the Anoi-
and II IL not al all astonishing that the
sharks should'not appear. ....
A thing of beauty ~ joy forever-ao
IL the pleasant weather We are now enjoy.
ing.
The ST. Louis Faa has hecome very
II hasn't entered into contract
10 put anybody into the presidential chair.
A million freemen stand aghast and then
throw up their hats and cheer. Generous
Pulitzer II ne would enter into such \
il Is hard 10 say what the Ameri-
can people would do.
. -Tilien, sherman and JEFF. Davis nov
al have barrels. and IL behooves M.
Lsrans IN get one Immediately IL he wants
The Presidency.-!N. Louis Dis,niek.
Listen 10 the foolish man! Grant never
.oes around the country unsuPPliei. lie
llvsys carries . barrel-of whisky.