The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-19
SUNB BEAMS.


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When man hasn't red he gets blue.
A lumber dealer failed last week-could
not pay his board bills.
Put boy in cast-iron boots and he'd get
X his feet wet Just the same.
female wig dealer ought to be good
y musician; she has soul for harmony.
q 1t takes good deal OF grief to kill wo-
! man just after she has got new sealskin
\ sacque.
Nothing crushes the ambition out of a
young thermometer like carrying it in your
I trowsers pocket.
Young ladies think they Miss it by nee,
and many married lady thinks she Mrs.
1t in being married
A Hartford family effectually wards of
framps by having a ton of coal dumped in
the front yard.-Ddnbary NeUs.
Why can't they use electricity as mo-
tive power? One fash of lightning can
Naake whole crowd move on
With ali the variety of canned goods in
the market we have yet to hear of canned
>ash.- Wheeling Lsader.
: Dellah subdued man by cutting his
hair. Most women do it by pulling the
mans hair out by the roots. - Chicago
Times.
The man who wills his body TO medi-
cal college for the benefit of science gives
himself dead away. - Ncw Orleans Pica-
yune.
The man who got in barbers chair
pinned the newspaper round his neck and
began to read the towel, may justly be
called absent minded.
Cleanliness is generally regarded as a
virtue but in Germany they call bath
''bad, and even in France they look upon
1t as O balm"
'This sidewalks handy, but not as sandy
as wish it was, said the man who reached
his length on the icy pavement-Ne
Haren Register.
A number of girls in Birmi ngham have
been made i'll by motto lozenges. The
answers disagreed with them, perhaps
Danbury NeWs.
~ have great ear, wonderful ear"
sad a conceited musician in the course of
conversation. so has jackass!" replied
sbystander.
It is fact fully understood by railroad
! men that the lines having the most long
! tunnels on the route secure the bulk of
the bridal-to trade.
~ am looking for Paradise Lost" said
Joslin, who had upset the backgammon
|, board, and was cropping about under the
l, table.
excuse these Steers" said q sad-eyed
! stock drover to an elderly lady, after his
infuriated cattle had tossed two of her Off
spring into the mud
I Care killed cat says the proverb,
but the style of bootjack with which the
I iced was done is not mentioned.-N T.
1 'Ssm Advertiser.
\ Gen. Spinner says the climate of Florida
cures the rheumatism. Now, if he could
II only find something that would take the
2 vamp out of his signature.
b There is believed to be only one thing
N slower than molasses in January, and that
]. is lady making room for another lady in
a street car.
Il A man was taken up lately for robbing
n his fellow lodger He said he commenced
. by cheating the printer, and after that
everything rascally came easy to him.
n A householder in Troy in filing up his
H census schedule, under the column headed
b ''where born" described one of his child
4 ren 'born in the parlor," and the other
''up-stairs."
A gentleman named Moore proposed by
letter to a young lady, who answered him
with glowing description of q great party.
emphasizing the last line of her note, ''So
70 more at present"
The Boston Advertiser relates that the
same ship lately took to Africa 10000
gallons of rum and one missionary. Heav.
ems what did they want of SO much mis-.
ionary 2-Budalo Express.
Conversation at the breakfast table.
: Smith-'Aint John late in bringing the
. mail this morning?" Jones-'I guess
there's something on the postal cards he
does not understand. He's probably read
ing them twice."
. Little Johnnie Moody (preaching in O
e char) "Once upon time before there
Il ever was any little Johnnie Moody, away
4 up in heaven, God said, Let there be little
j Johnnie Moody, and there was little
Y Johnnie Moody"
i The Cheyenne Indian says to his wife
p 'lloe, Emma good many eastern mer
" say to their wives: "Woe Emma" Also
when asked for fifteen dollars to purchase
n new bonnet: mo, Emma" Isn't thai
ri so, Emmal"
: Mistress-"Come, Bridget, how muct
! fonger are you going to be filling that pep
IL per-box?" :" Bridget-''Sure, ma'am, ant
u it's meself can't say how long it'll be takin
Ky me to get all this stuff in the thing through
~ the little holes in the top"
Il At popular store famous for the promp