The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1879-09-25
Nasty.
MIR. Nasty Gives His Opinion of the Differ
ence Between Democratic Methods North
and South.
CoNFEDRIT < ROADS, J.
(Which is in the State of kentucky,
u Sent s 1879

! and South.
e~ CoNFEDRIT ROADS, T.
5ea witch is in the State of Kentucky, J.
.lA4ks#.5 IS sept. 8, 1879.
never wuz SO impressed with the
sooperiority NV the Southern mind over
the Northern ez hev ben sence readin
the account NV the KILN NV Dixon by
Barksdale. There is several ways NV
dom the same thing, and the wise man
alluz takes the shortest and most direct.
wuz in Moo York doorin the rane
Nv the great Tweed, and am not too
proud to say that wuz q recipient Nv
his bounty. In fact the only sense NV
hoomiliashen hev is tibet I didn't git
more Nv it, and that doorin that golden
era didn't git enuff to smooth nv
pathway to the toom. T shood hev
pervided enuf, the incum Nv wich wood
hev furnished me with my likker for
life, trustin to confdin public and the
onsartin resources Nv chance for nv
board and cloze. But I didn't, and an.
sufferin in my old age in conscience NV
my thotlisnis.
Tweed he'd his own way Nv controllin
his party. It wuz simple and direct,
but very expensive and bothersome.
When a Dimekrat kicked out NV the
traces, and sot up for hisself, the great
Tweed simply bought him up. It wuz
question Nv how much money he
wantid, and that sum, big or little, he
got it to wunst. The words that wuz
oftenest in Tweed's mouth wuz, "How
much?" and eff the man wnz wuth it he
got it and no questions askt.
I made very nice thing Nv it in the
latter days Nv that great statesman, by
Dustin out in rebellion at ward meetins
and bein paid for quietin down.
In the South the statesmen Nv the
Dimekratic party has other methods,
wich are still more simple and direct.
They don't buy rebellious Dimekrats,
for the suf6shent reason that ontil the
Suthern War claims are paid the Fedrel
Government, and Southern soliers are
penshund, they amt got no money to
buy with. Perhaps when that Pacto-
liam streem shell flow over the kentry.
they will lose the Spartan simplicity
that caracterizes Nv EN- now, and be-
come ez corrupt ez Tweed, but they are
willin to risk it. ~
However poor a Suthern statesman
may be, he is never too poor to own
double-barreled shotgun, and to buy a
charge Nv powder and buckshot. With
this their outfit is complete, and they
hev all the persuaders they want. Now
let Dimekrat kick, or let man run ez
an Independent, ez Dixon wuz a-goin'
to do. They don't go to him with
money, or offers of place, or preferment,
ez Tweed did. They don't send COM
mittees to reason with him, nor do they
hold jint discussions with him. No, in
deed. The Central Committee merely
meets and resolves that he is incen-
jary and disturber. He is then ex-
pected to pack up his traps and git.
Possibly he may be a bold, reckless
man, and won't git. Then his fate is
onto his own head. They don't like to
do it, but stern sense NV dooty impels
'em.
The best shot with shotgun among
'em wipes out his gun, lookin admirinly
at the notches on the stock that mark
the number Nv incenjaries and disturb
ers that it hez removed and loads both
barrels carefully with buck-shot. He
takes drink or two more than yoosual,
to stiddy his nerves, and walks calmly
out, aud gifts behind the corner Nv the
grocery to which he knows the dis
turber will come for his regler sustain
er. Cockin his gun he calmly awaits
his approach.
The wretched man comes santerin
along. Nv course he knows that he is
to be gone for, eff he hez lived in the
kentry any time at all, but he never
knows from wat quarter the shivelrus
shot is to be fired. He is about to en-
ter the door, when the fatal report is
heard, and he falls to sc earth a
corpse.
The shivelry, after seeing that the
incenjary is dead; goes calmly to the
nearest Justis Nv the Peece, the other
nominees on the regler tikit go his bale,
the court and bondsmen go and take
suthin, and it is done The kentry is
saved wunst more, and there is no fur
Their opposishun to the Dimocrisy OF
that county.
There is many pints in favor Nv the
Suthern method. Ell 700 buy man,
ez Tweed did, he is perpetooally ex.
pectin to be bot over and over. A man
with charge Of buckshot thro his liver
amt a gittin up to hev more charges OF
buckshot put thro him, but he is fin.
ished and the job is completed to
wunst. The harmony in the party per-
doosed by this heroic treatment is final
and lastin, so fur ez this world is con-
serned.
Loadid with lead and fairly under
ground, man amt wuth very much ez
organizer Nv opposishun.
do approve nv Tweed's yoose NV
likker ez poitikle forse in pollytix,