The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-07-03
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Farmers are pussy
Turtle soup is ripe.
Hotter'n a lime-kiln.
The big ring was bounced!
Farmers ought to be happy.
Fling out your flags on the 4th.
The cremation season is upon us.
Hitch your horses when you stop in
town.
Eaton will celebrate on the 4th at the
Fair Grounds.
One girl in the kitchen is worth two at
the front gate. g .
Come to Eaton on the 4th of July if you
want fun!
We have a good pious town. All cir
cuses and shows avoid it.
"The poor We have with you always"
The rich go away in summer.
The wheat crop harvested at present
In Preble county never was excelled.
Judge Gilmore and family are home
Honh Soiuiiou' iol si1e
The dog days approach. The dogs are
already here. They want to be on time.
DIR. A. A. Churchill has removed to
indianapolis to make it his future home.
The Fourth of July will be g~loriously
celebrated in Eaton. Come in and see
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Lemonade is one OF the pest ana saiest
drinks for any person whether IN heaitn
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NO more wasnee' washee' 'ies ulo
Chlnaman, since the ~ntouucaoh VI uie
The removal OF LIT. Churchlh VIII re-
quire the appointment OF a new TOWN.
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The vagrant law ought to be enforced
against a lot OF IDLE Young men IN Eapoh.
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There will be two balloon ascensions Oh
the 4th in Eaton. One in the morning
and one in the afternoon
Charley Thum was presented with n
other Thum last week ne ma more
Ihums nan any other man hVing.
Persons who don't want to nav much
Tor washing should wear lhe 0eliufoio
Guns ana collars
Ask your neighbor to subscribe Tor the
DEMOCRAT for the campalgn-oniy FORTY
cents unit the lst Oh November.
If everybody would do unto others as
they would be done by what a glorious
world this would be.
The season is here when the mosquito
%unbidden, gives musical entertainments
at the dead hour OF midnight.
Have you observed how short the pants
OF the man are VINO wears coiorcd SIX
socks worth three dollars a pair?
A weIl-spring of pleasure is healthy
baby; keep your baby in goodheafth by.
using DR.. Bulls Baby syrup,-the TREND
OF Infancy. frlce 20 cents.
The placidity of expression worn by a
man who is next in a full barber shop
cannot be counterfelted even py an ola
maid with her first love letter.
The hanniest moment in a boys life is
when he can smoke cigarettes In the
presence of his parents without endan-
gering his life.
Tbaro ;s Inf ,;ttIa difference hetvean
tonot;o ond . fool Tho two character
i5tics usually blend harmoniouslv in the
s,me person.
M Holt Eco 10 ofarino money IN
to.s - ,ha noodv On bo,tor forms than
,any other agent in the county. Call and
see him.
Pave g. lander will preaeh in the
Jrnivorsol;st church next. sabbath morn
ing and evening. The public are ,cordi-
-ally invited to attend.
The Eaton Cornet Band gave the citi-
ems a serenade from the public SQUARE
:. stand ON Monday evening. The bows
play well.
Mics n n Alderman snent a few DAVIS
- Fo,on last week the ouest of Miss
Relic Acton She has MANY warm friends
:. Eo,on
Tb;. :, Tho time of tho wear wben the
smau how ccmas home with his shirt
,-rona s;de in 'front.' and tells his mother
IoLe.,ot hoon :, sunro;no
a. oo,,
that the bodv of David Dillman had been
stoler from ;ts grave. There is nothing
in Il. VIC are Glad to learn.
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vo,na n-on,on howoro how Won lead