Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-10-08
ALL SORTS,

ALL the axes and bucksaws found In
the ruins of Pompeii are OF light make,
as il constructed for womans use
Those ancients knew their business.
TIE three proudest moments OF
mans life between the cradle and the
grave. are when he gets his first pair OF
red TOP boots, when the girls first call
him dmister." and when the doctor
tells him it's bOy.-Er.
WHEN YOU dobt between words, use
the plainest, the commonest.-Detrou
Ere, Press. Don't you do 1t. \ man
who will punch your head II you say he
lies will only laugh when you say ne
makes use OF his supply OF veraclty with
penurious frugality
PESNYRoYAL is said to be an all-sui-
6cient persuader in making the fly
vamose the ranch. LISA royal remedy,
and better than a pound, when Oniv
burts your hand and makes the fly
laugh. Let pennyroyal, pound foolish,
hereafter be your motto.-BoS'o" iran
script.
THE Swedish exploring steamer Vega
made the Northeast passage AFTER N"y-
age of nearly fourteen months. Inc eN.
nedition was under the command oil
prof Fordensdiold, who is confident OF
The ultimate practlcability OF the route
for the purposes Of commerce. Inc
VOYAGE WAS one of unusual variety and
interest for an Arctic exploration, ana II
developed many interesting ethnologlcal
and geographical facts.
"YoU army chap" as the girl SAID 10
her military lover.-BdRgOr COh'hcrctN'
"That's where you soldier Sell, he
wrote back when he eloped with anoth-
ar virl-ORaUa Republican, This may
no trooper haps. Hussar for the other
girI-Bostoa Post. Some militlas mis-
Chief M the bottom of it, no doubt
PHILADELPHIA BUlletm. It's the regular
thing OF corps for fellow to keep COM
pany with one girl.
Coop times came upon US unawares
and numerously. Everybody Is sud
denly busy. Nobody cares for more
orders lust now, it would seem, although
this is more especially true in those IN
dustries which use iron as their raw ma
terial than i'm others. Manufacturers,
merchants and artisans are all busy.
Labor is certain OF better employment
than il has enjoyed for the past hve
wears. and signs all point to higher mar
kets and cheerful prosperity. C"c"'"o"
Trade List.
4 CONSIDERABLE trade has sprung up
Of late wears between the Treblzond dis
trict and Great Britain in the article oil
hazelnuts. which are a very important
source of wealth i'm the coast extending
from a little south Of BatOum to keras-
snnd. Upward of 100000 worth per
annum are shipped to England, the
chief supplies of best nuts coming from
Teirboh, between kerassund ana Ire
bizond. Walnut trees, too, are IarEeiy
grown i'm the forests OF Lazstan, party
for the sake of the nuts, but prlncipally
for the walnut-tree knobs, when are
much in request IN France.
NANCY JANE PRATT of of lroquols
county. ILL.,, ordered hunter oil her
farm and received the saucy reply:
"Oh. Won amt in any danger; amt
buntin' old maids" She abruptly turn
Ell. went into the house, came out with
oun. opened fire on the hunter and klll-
eel MS uOS. llC ApDA 'H'N' ~
hands and YELLED "DO you mean to
murder me?" The farmers wife an
swered, "Oh, you amt in any danger; |
amt huntin' for fools, and she brought
the GUN again to her shoulder, while
the chap yelled louder than before.
Here the husband put in an appearance
and toed the fellow off the premises
n 1lbdnS Advertiser.
TIE population OF the State OF Kansas
is increasing at a rate that Is marvellous;
The population in 1870 was S79, 1871, aud
il is believed that in 1880 it will be not
less than one million. The total area
i'm all farm crops is 7,75T,l3O acres.
During the past three years the number
of hogs has nearly trebled, the number
of sheen has more than doubled, the
number of horses has increased tiity-one
per cent, and of milch cows torty-slI
per cent. II is claimed that fully fifty
thousand persons have arrived IN the
State since the first OF March. These
figures. collated by the State Board OF
Agriculture, show that Kansas Is great
and growing State. Yet quarter OF Il
century has not passed since Kansas
was the scene of the sanguinary border
warfare in which "OSsawattomie"
Brown acquired a worldwide reputa-