Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-04-24
ALL SORTS.
'Pinafore" is dying off.

-dutnOr,
Robert Browning and Mrs. Stowe are
each 66 years old.
Madam Bonaparte's jewels have been
appraised at $4,000.
Cardinal McClo'key sold his New York
residence for 100000,
Mr.. John Keats, the poets nephew, is a
civil engineer in Missouri.
Madame Bonaparte always burned can
dies instead Of gas i'll her room.
Wilhelmj has had his portrait painted
in miniature on the back of his violin.
Railway frogs never croak, though their
owners often do.
John Dunn, the right-hand man of
King Ceteweyo, is a renegade English
man.
The big poster of the circus aggregation
proclaimeth the proximity of the tentng
season.
Paul Boyton has one advantage over
steambOats-he isn't always running into
snagS.
The Regents of the State of New York
have conferred the honorary degree of
LII. D. on Thurlow Weed.
Kimball has raised the debt of the First
Congregational Church of MiddletOwn, n.
| Y, amounting to 1900.
After completing his electric light, Edi-
son will invent flying machine, with
which to fly away and be at rest.
An envelope collection will soon be
taken up in tho Catholic churches for the
assistance of Archbishop PARCEL.
Brooklyn people say that they have had
enough of the Talmsge tral-that the fun
Is all squeezed out Of the thing.
Maggie Nuttlng, the only child saved
from the wrecked steamer Metis in August,
1872, died at llion, N. Y, last week.
Hon. Horace Maynard Uuted States
Minister to Turkey, has sailed from Phila-
delphia EN- route to Constantinople.
A Muscatine Iowa mother spoiled the
"elope" of her daughter of twenty with
youth of Is by hiding the girls pocket
book.
Last week the meanest man was in
Goshen, Ind He cut his throat with Il
borrowed razor. He isn't there this
week.
Princess Louise is painting a portrait of
Mrs ScOtt-Slddons. Mrs. Siddons has
often painted her own face.-DctOh Free
| Press.
The first performance of Mr.. Petroleum
w. Nasby's" play at Providence brought
handsome profit to Mr.. Nasty" and to
Mr.. Burgess, the leading actor.
Garibaldi is not revolutionst. except
in about halfway sense, That is, he is
he is one of the kind of hardly ever"
chaps-hardly ever revolutionary.
The Saratoga Debating Society has
reached the conclusion that hope is
greater source of pleasure than memory.
Hurrah for hope!-BuDalo Express,
Modjeska is charged with saying that
Wilhelmj is a terrible tlirt and is more
renowned in Warsaw for his gallantres
than for his musical accomplishments.
Washington Nathan, who was shot at
the Coleman House, New York, by the
actress, Birdie Bell, alias Mrs Barrett is
reported to be in a serious condition.
A human goose, named O'Donnell; of
Madison, Ind, lately accomplished the
cannibalistic feat of eating twenty-tour
boiled goose eggs inside of thirty minutes,
Every one will forget all the hard points
IN the Vanderbilt will case in remember
ing that the old Horace Greeley claims |
were settled to the last cent.
Mr.. W. A. Crowtfut, late of the G,uphic, |
in writing verses and paragraphs for the
New York Tribune. You may have nOtc- |
ed that the Tribune has been quoted con-
siderably oflate.
Just think oft!-but for new bonnets we
could have no churches, and but for church
es we could have no Living" and but for
'livings' we could have no clergymen. |
Blessed be bonncts!
The Los Angeles, (Cal H0uH says: "lf
you have a good dog, don't stop to ask
whether or not he is fond of music, but |
take him at once to police headquarters
and get brass band around his neck
Peter Dwyer, the converted minstrel of
New York, has been missing two weeks.
He gave his wife and children fifty cents
and left a rent bill of 800. 1t is reported
that Dwyer has eloped with Mrs. Melville,
"a tall woman in black" wife Of another
man. Dwyer established a mission in Chi
cago at one time. His backsliding is a
caution to tho faithful.
President Hayes has accepted the resig-
nation of Lowell H. Jerome, of New York,
son of Leonard W. Leonard, who was Sec
ond Lieutenant of the Second Cavalry. He
was recently cOurt-martialed for immoral
and dishonest practices and was sentenced |
to dismissal. His fathers friends inter
vened and induced the Secretary of War |
to withhold approval of his sentence and |
accept his resignation. He was tried at st. |
Paul.
In July, 1861, George D. Prentice wrote |
to Mr. Randall, of Providence, R. l.: 81
thank you heartily for your very pleasant
letter. love to here the appreciation of
old New England friends. ! have to fight
a hard battle here, and | wish were well
enough to fight it more vigorously. have
no doubt that Kentucky is true. But we
seem very likely to have fierce and bloody
work here soon" Good for Prentice.
The Norristown Herald observes; "A
st. Louis clergyman says the theater will
teach no one to die. But man doesn't |
go to theater to learn how to shuttle off |
his mortal coil. And yet he can learn
something about dying at the theater that |
be can acquire no where else. He can see |
a man die IN great agony and three MIN
utes later appear before the curtain and |
thank the audience for their kind atten- |
tion, etc.
Mrs. Jones' French has returned to Ri
pom. She has had a remarkable career,
and has always claimed that she was
Queen of America. A short time after Mr..
Hayes was elected President somebody in
New York, named Tilden, claimed he was
the rightful occupant of the Presidential
chair. About a year ago some wags told
her that she was elected Vice President
and Tilden President, and that she must
go to Washington and claim her and Til
dens rights. Armed with bogus certif.
Gates, she actually appeared at the doors Of
the Executive office and made her claims.
The Capitol police confined her for short
time as harmless maniac, and then re-
leased her.
You, my lady, may now wear graceful
ties of Breton lace, made by sewing two
pieces of wide lace together; satins in ev-
en- stripes of black and colors for dress
trimming; princesse dresses in the street,
with delicate combinations of color and
fabric, and made dressy with trimmings
handsome fringes of chenille, narrow silk
braids arranged in complicated patterns,
and cut beads mixed with both braids and
chenille tassels; striped cahmeres that int
tote moire antioup in morning dresses and