The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-11-28
WHAT THE WITS SAY. /
The latest toast = Drink this and yen
never die, but pine away like daisy"
Utica Obssrgsr. 800 .s=S

lead The messy rock stands boldly forth. e
t,sf Unscreened by rose pr dafodil.
/ And shows unto the world the pill
Advertisement,
s paragrapher can get credit Of the press
when he can't get it at the grocer ). 0tsd-
soG Republican. = y s'sass .9.'. a75sa'
Between the yes and no OF q woman
would not undertake 90 thrust the point of
4 q pin. Qus1ots. sa4 {
Text for sermon to editors of morning
papers !. Love not sleep, lest thou come
TO poverty. .''--Proverbs. "A. ia, s,s.
| Nations move BY cycles,' said an ora-
Itor. Boys move bicycles down this way
Oineinnats Saturday Night.
/ When we look west we feel that we
would like to see an Indian fall instead of
an Indian summer. 7titehaH Tsmss.
England is spoken OF IS the tight little
island" " but there is city over the chan
mel 10 France that is Toulouse. - Amsrican
Punch. issAI It'll ai.sa s4's ssts4
md he said" This is the average
remark heard by the passer-by of group
Of lcveliness under tweaty.-Neso Hagen
Register. . ta''3 ssssi
A wrestling match Is somewhat different
from . political convention. The man
who has the floor is at Q disadvantage
Utica O6seroer. ge4 a aa ss 5a4sT
q The Phrenosogscas Journal says: In
chosing wife be governed by the chin"
And that's what q man is governed by afa
ter choosing her. ri a14a s&d 9ia Ssd3
When the dentists OF the conntry can
discover way Of pulling teeth without
making man wish he had been born a
hen, life will have twice as much bright
ness.-Frse Press.
"Bresk, break, break, p is the song OF
the surf on the rocks and beach at the
Golden Gate, and broke. broke. broke"
10 the sad echo of the mining speculator,
five miles away. Eureka Leader,
The Emperor of Germany reads the BIZ
BILE every morning, bat you wouldn't think
.it to hear chat he says in the night when
he hears the dre bell ringing and can only
find one boot and no matches. - Bur liDgtog
HaDksys. So tsfs sa s
When newspaper paragraph opens in
language as soft Is the bosom Of love and
IS sweet IS the tinkle OF 8 woodland brock,
it il slvays safe to conclude that the yir-
tues of some patent medicine are harnessed
on the end Nsp York Commercial Adser- |
ssser.
Can my darling wash the dishesf
Can she scrub tho kitchen door?
VIII che keep on men1ing stockings
When she hears the baby roar?
Does her nose detect bad butter
With which the grocery stores abound7
Tell me, darling, do your shoestrings SITS
Make half hitch or 20 rounds
9 Practical Poet,
Miss Miller, Of Ferris, Texas, chloro-
formed her fathers dogs and eloped with |
the young man whom her father had for-
hidden the premises. The probabilities
that year hence hs win conolude that her
life would have been less miserable il she
had chloroJormed the ycung man and
eloped with her fathers dogs Norristoson
Herald Z s
Chief. Douglass, who pointed . gun at
Miss Meeker, whom he loved, is believed
by the Indianapolis Journal to DO half-civ-
ilized, because that is precisely i he way /
the pale-face lover does when they are re-
jected. Just so and if be had been Who'll
u civilized Miss Meeker would have been
q dead woman By this time. .-Bufalo Es-
press.