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National Republican., 1879-04-30
its horrors, will be unknown. Sold by oil druggists
&c, at % and SO cents per bottle.


&c, at % and SO cents per bottle
How many thous nus sui ef from biliousness
dyspepsia &c, and drag on miserable existence
not Ill enough to remain at home and call in medi-
cal assistance yet feeling sufficiently unwel 10 de-
sroy all the pleasure OF life They suffer daily and
solely for want Of some simple remedy 70 purge
and cleanse the system. QU1RKs IRISH TEA Is
specally adapted for this purpose. Gentle In its ef
focps, yet II carries off all extraneous matter, and
leaves the vital organs clear and unobstructed 1t
purhes the blood and renovates the entire frame.
IL Is truly Natures remedy being entirely herbal.
Sold by all druggists. Twenty-Five cents per pack
age, each making quart of medicine,
WELLS MACHINE SPREAD sTRESTHEYfYd PLAs.
TERs superior to all others. Composed OF choice
medicinal gums, combined with the true Burgundy
Pitch spread on fine soft lamb skim they afford me-
chancal support to the affected parts, and acting
by absorption relieves almost Instantly. For pains
In the back or side caused either by Indigestion
rheumatism, orstroin they orc unrivaled. Sold by
all druggists; 20 cents each.
THoMpsoN's PoMADE oPriME an oleaeinous com
pound Of great merit for dressing and cleansing
the hair Sold By all druggists % and 30 cents per
bottle.
BuTLEn's BALsAsnc MIXTURE the old infalllblc
remedy. Sold by druggists; price, 81 per bottle.
wiLBoRs COMPOUND or PURE CoD.LIvER on
AND IME.-Ihe advantage of this compound over
the plain Oil Is that the n0useating taste of the OIL
!s entirely removed, aud the whole rendered citire
IS ;ss.HbiJ The offensive taste Of the OIL has long
aced as grcG; objection to Is use but IN this torn
the trouble is entirely uOT!siad. \ host OF cert,'
hcHtCs might be given here 70 testify g INC excel
lcnce and success OF WRbOTS-(Od LiUcr Oh GTI
Lime - but the fact TINT II is regularly prescribed
by the medical faculty is sufficient. For sale by A.
Is. Wilbor. Chemist Boston. and by all druggists.
National Republican., 1879-04-30
Six New Doctors of Pharmacy.

OUR IS BLUE FLANNEL BOYS SUITS FIRM
COLOR ElsEMAN BROS, CORNER SEVENTH
National Republican., 1879-04-30

solid Gold Watches, $1,000,
lever movements, richly engraved. Jacobs
Brothers, 1229 Pennsylvania avenue.
National Republican., 1879-04-30

Amusemcnts.
NATIONAL THEATRE-New York Criterion Comedy
Company.
THEATRE CoMoUE.-vNriety performance
National Republican., 1879-04-30

THoNPsoN's poMADE OPrlME an oeaeinous com.
pound of great merit for dressing and cleansing
the hair Sold By all druggists % and 30 centsper
bottle.
National Republican., 1879-04-30

GENTS shoes all qualities, latest styles at
Park Shoe store, 932 Seventh street, near X. {
National Republican., 1879-04-30

BuTLEn's BAIsANuc MIXTURE, the old infallblc
remedy. Sold by druggists price, 81 per bottle.
National Republican., 1879-04-30
Solid silver watches, $3.50,

gents and boys sizes, fully warranted. Jacobs
Brothers. 1929 Pennsylvania avenue.
, 1879-07-26

a SyNRATHIzER says Le can sympa-
it is himself; daring the FIRE in China alley las.
Saturday what was supposed to lie China
man was seen descending the portico holding
on Ike grim death TO sick Niger; the boys
nity of giving the supposed heather thorough
piping off, 50 the hose WAS turned on him anil
the yelling encouragement OF the crowd and he
was completely drencaal. But when he got
down they saw his beard, and for time the
boys wished themselves entcmhei in solid
granite. Instead OF poor ehin2lnan it turned
ont to he Doe Holmes. who had been working
like hero up stairs. and WAS trying to descend
, 1879-07-26

n FIRE IN NCHINATowE.-1t is but question
OF time when this sink hole of dirt. disgrace
and crime will be the ruin of the husi,ess nor
ton OF the city, in the center of which !. Is
situated Last Saturday. about dark. an alarm
OF fire was raised there it was discovered tba,
the roof was on fire, caused by upsettinr Of a
Coal OIL lamp. Providentially there was no
WIND blowing at the time or we should have
had ruination to chronicle. The engines were
promptly on the ground and a thorough drenob.
Ing was gratutiously given the wre.ched dens
and the long tailed sprigs of celestial grace
wao yegetate therein This alley is a STANDING
disgrace to the city of Walla WaIIa. and
the papers time and again have condemned il
IN unmeasured terms Whoever the a,,bor;.
ties are seem perfectly Indifferent TO taking the
least action looking to the removal of the whole
pestiterous rookery. It is openly talked that
they dare not make move because forsoo,b
by so doing they will offend the two rich men
who own these houses of prostitution, opium
smoking and gambling All around we see
comparatively poor men investing their lit,le
all IN order to gain livlihood ike good eiti-
zens, and all the while menaced by the con-
slant danger they are in through these China
men. 1t is well known that the city marshals
of every town levy a tribute on these Chinese
dens, and calculate upon what they derive
from them as part Of their income. For this
they always remain passive when their action
is needed. 1t is not merely indifference, but
quiet kind OF resistance which does the busi
ness much more effectually, There are exist
ing. city ordinances which If enforced bv a
marshal who was Jealous in the cause would
compel the Eeathens to murmur, "The Chinese
mast z" somewhere else. Our citizens have
had quite enough of this. and laud and con-
slant are their complaints.
, 1879-07-26
pROSaTE NOT.CE.

IN THE PROBATE "OURT, Walla Waila
County. Washington Territory: The un-
dersigned has been appointed by said Court
# the Estate of JAMES KELLY,
deceased. All persons having claims against
said Estate are hereby notified 10 pres mt the
same to the undersigned. With the necessary
vouchers required ~ law, at his residence,
in Walla Villa city, within one year of the
date of this notice, or be the-eatter barrel.
JAMES 3. THOMPSON,
Administrator
u,u. W,II: Jniv Il 1S-q 29-iw
, 1879-07-26

PAU AND NIRCIyIA.-B Black in his last
issue announces the taking Of to his g buzznm
might he wedding compliment but for the
fact that it is an enormous stalk Of rhubarb,
the leaf of which is large enough for good
siZed umbrella. As we gaze6 up"n it, memory
went back to the blissful days of happy child
hood, and in nagination fancied Paul and
Black arms entwined with Paul shading the
fair 3 coun;enance Of his friend with this enor-
nous leaf from the burning gaze Of the sun.
1t was Parl ard Virginia oyer again.
, 1879-07-26

T, ApyFaTESEgS.-D not forget that the
farmer, II Eastern Oregon and Idaho will
,,,De 10 WaIs Walla to 90 their trading this
f,I, and that the STATg5IlY is the only Waila
VAL, paper with an extensive circulation IN
,k,.a sections. Our circulation is owe. 200
ann. the farmers Of Idaho alone.
, 1879-07-26

Nc3E BIT TIRE EEAvE-Lieut. Wainwright
~ the Fort last Tues iay FOR New York on .
l-9ve Of absence. E:er since he entered the
serr:.,e he has eag'r'v embraced every o.
rorlunitv of dist'rrr;sii;ng himself and his
,o'an ny Govt. H-f,I;rr anl Wainwright are
"famj,i@r in Their months ~ household words
to he unnrct"rt.i inhabitants of the frontier.
We have been with him in several ti.:!t places.
and always f"unl him in the front with his
cr,lra-v IisJ;t "-ainwrcht is a so,.lier and
:: gentleman: AMI deserves all the prosperity
that usually falls 10 the lot Of raartals.
, 1879-07-26
-N~

IHE ENCTwENT Directly after Ge.se.a!
FoFH,he heard the news Of tie supposed Snake
N:ack on the Umatilla agency, he ordered
'Ar;sin Rrudirr with Co - X TO take tie
Ted Ia leS> than three hours after the news
u Fe1'ivri the b1ys were marching on, and
l7''e! at :he agency the same afternoon. The
''aeF1l placed III: little confidence in the re
Pr, but Tor all tha. acted without hesitation
ne Is lgst the man tn command in a saantTy
'Av 'hS. and W. can rest assured that so long
ne Is here. there VII be no delay in a case
!. emergency. In orter to Judge for himself
~eht over IN person to the scene of reported
n-'ance'. AMI very soon discovered taat
n,.. ',N Very iI-tle cause tor alarm. Com
n Will remain there for few days
-" 'ae excitement coois down.
, 1879-07-26

Called. Westoa's talented representatives
IN the persons of Elacl, and D'Iiierry stormed
crr Office on Wednesday morning For time
", tboa,lt W. hal been struck by a hurricane
and bowed nur bal {, the storm. They came
M on bridal tower" but under the shallow
eI.n.e Of comin- after their freight, consisting
stereotype plate, etc
, 1879-07-26

Au'S WELL THaT ENDS WELL--As Mrs
Everts and Mrs. Baumister were out driving
on Tuesday evening near Isaac's mill the horse
became scared and started to rnn, which
alarmed the ladies and cau,ed one Of them to
faint she was in danger of falling GU. Of the
buggy when the other c.a@ht her and they
10th went. leaving a baby behind them. For
a time they were in a dreadful state on IFS ac-
corint. hut the horse WAS fortunately caught
before he did any damage, and the youngster
was found 70 be AL right, apparently enjoying
the fun he was having all to himself.
, 1879-07-26

SHoRr LTvED.-Daily papers outside the
large cities a:e heclming by degrees beautifully
less. Tine Seattle people not long since had to
subscribe for three, and then had to take Port
land papelS in order to get the news People
are he,inninl, to discover the humbug Of base
limitations, for it is nothing else. fhe cd ia
bic of the fro. trying To assume the dimensions
of IN OK is a good comparison, for they meet
with the same fate, viz: Lust Ep,
, 1879-07-26

JUDGE CLARK. 1t will be IL great source OF
satisfaction to the friends of this gentleman to
know that he is not removed, neither is there
the least probability of it at present He IS a
it;:,e the northern country cOnia lily afford to
lose, and \ removal would be calamity He
has secret underhanded enemies who claim to
be democrats, bu: who at the same time braS
OF their republican friends in tie Senate.
, 1879-07-26

MucH ADO AHour NoTHIsG.-Latest ac-
counts from the Umatilla, report everything
Quiet. The whole thing was thorough hum
buy-a tempest in teapot as it were. The
Pendleton Independent, issued on Wednesday
ignores the whole thing-and they 1--we there'
, 1879-07-26

CaFslzED. Major Maynadier ana Colonel
Hubbard. in coming over steep grade some
where out in the country in their ambulance
the driver managed to upset tie whole concern
for a time it was thought that the Majors leg
was broken, but it turned out not to be SO.
Uncle Billy escaped as usual with only scare.
, 1879-07-26

s-rrryc.-So Some parties make it a rule to
...I,bs STATESMAN when the carrier leaves
:. =. ,bs doors Of Offices and stores early Sat
IL mornings. The first man we find doing
nIuif Iuil h. arrested as thief Any information
" :, ,be ,1b;rct viii BE- acceptable,
, 1879-07-26

,y yAGmcrITrEALIsT.-We don't hear any
.,;,. NOR, nov about Sitting Ball. In fact the
,rIr b,ll We do hear anything about is that
Drrh,m specimen Of the male persuasion that
mo elitor q the Etrlmdn misto"k for heif
= Sin, hey. the noted stock RAISER that he IS F.
, 1879-07-26
DIED,

DIED,
LoeAs.-In this city. July lesh' ls'S' ooi-
7. Logan. ou ,e-o
Hoxros.-In this city. July dSth. lsIs'
Minuie daughter of VIM. and N. Horton
aeed 2 yens, 5 months and : days
Co,IEY-In this city, July 10th; lS1y. .. o.
coIIey AGED IS wears. 8 months and ~ days
, 1879-07-26

LEcruRr.-Mrs. f. A. Logan Robinson will
recite an original poem, parody on The
Raven It the commencement OF her lecture
at the Court House Monday evening, 2Sth inst,
at O'clock Subject: How and why De-
came 3 Spiritualist.' Admittanee free.
, 1879-07-26

OUE II H,RvFsT. Strangers are enthusiastic
over the wonderful crops iu these valleys. In
every inst:r:, they tell us that they will not
lie believed whan they return unless they take
back some samples of the grain Even old res
identS here are astouished when they go out
and see the wonderful fields Of waving grain
on every side When we consider that with
our unparalleled yield the price will CORES
pond there is no wonder that our farmers be-
gin to think they have at last CAMEL their re-
ward for their long waiting.
, 1879-07-26

p,,oyrrrp.-It is with great satisfaction
-. are enabled to announce that Mrs.
,r,ss. As one of the shining lights of
rn' .,.' her absence has been severely felt.
, 1879-07-26
EsisSelEti0N NOiice.

NrOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That
y the partnership heretofore existing be-
tween MsAns & BAcHE, is .ais day dissolved by
mutual consent. All persons indebted to said
firm are HEREBY notified that the books OF the
late firm are in the hands Of y. L. Cation, Esq.
aud George f. Thompson for collection The
business win be continued at the old stand by
+. s. Meade. , MEADE;
IuU I'LL Ju,.s 2S,h IS>y S,-iw
, 1879-07-26

BRiaAyn CoLrs. Mr. James Patterson re
cqntlvdir,cte,l or attention while at his farm,
to Two Gnc c,lts he israi>ing. They were sired
tv the ce!ehratel Perchean Norman horse
"Erisand," Owned hy Mccoy & Goodwin.
Thev are the fae-t colts Tor their age that We
have seen Their form /. perfect and combines
rlryanr- with strength. fheyare atfcctiunate,
gentle animals and like ta h- petted.
, 1879-07-26

c,r,rrDK-As matter OF gratitude we
..-r orr sincere thanks to Secretary Sidebo-
49,, 4 Idaho, for that highly entertaining
tr,I;ant publication known as Council
sna s,j n the tenth session Of the legislative
'y'.n,blv of the territory Of Idaho.
, 1879-07-26

THr i'ouI killer. Thor Is worl, on hand
ior this indispensable. We have several on
hand: car is a merchant that returned his
Ia;,rr hr.-,as, W noticed another merchant
who a.lr.r;,s.l lis business; anl another is a
man ,ha, c:. i i,va, here in Walla Nalla
End wit. lr.--, II he WaitS':urg Times. dat
ing his r:trr, from Dos" City. rejecting under
da," n' ,Iu'v Is. na :rJi.l's tina. appeared in
the : lyrT~,rlN eel &. l2;h.
, 1879-07-26

FN~ WEaAr 3uii".: TIE wer;, y" havs
fc,i.~l numerous sa.,.,l,s Of whoa. itofn III
i'm, rn,h.s in the hills AMI ya'i-ys. Mr.
IT, So z.a laid cn cur table = very HnS
4u''r # c'uh wheat gathered at random t-oA'
li, ~ acre tc!.!, about : miles from toTn.
Tier a., cyu,- with the Y heat some timothy
heads nm. inches in lcnSt!, and full Of seed.
W-al,n have On exhibition some magnificent
Shi'e Australian wheat from Dry creek. 10
i4ri, Is the hasS. II any OF our farmers have
aay bitter let them throw It in sight and they
s:A.i receive a iirSt-c!.lSS item.
, 1879-07-26

BE.rr1F YOU CAN.-Paine Bros. have soin
no less than twenty seven threshers this sea-
son. This is straw to show what kina oi
cou,trv we have I'D here Ten years ago nan
a dozen threshers could handle all the gram
raised here.
, 1879-07-26
He GEs;H.

Tom faylCr's ice cream, candy ;,nd soda
saloon during this warm weather. is one OF the
most frequented places in the city. Tom
leaves nothing unlnne about LiS place to please
his customers The patronage he receives
proves his success. Give hin. c2ll some warm
evening.
, 1879-07-26

Mr. BOYER uuderto k the management 'f
the funeral of Col Thos- Logan, who was
buried last Sunday. Although comparative
s.r,n,rer in this city, his funeral was well at
tendrd Mr.. Bower deserves great credit for
the Great attention be gave to the affair
, 1879-07-26
UHS. DE. EiEE,

Graduate Of the Homeopathic school of nell
cine and memher of the State Medical Soc;e-
ties of Ca.iifcrnir and Oregon. treatsa'I diseases
Of women and children Oicc on II street,
between MAN aad Al!er Consultation free.
Electricity a specially .S-tf
, 1879-07-26

PocTrr SgogE. -Ol;oaaeIl has stpFee that
cost but on dollar: thy are very handsome
little thin-s and viii boil A cGp cf tea in five
ruinute- Thy are =, c!~9niy and handy that
everybody ou-h: to ha"" one Every one from
the ou.s IT, coming T. town woull benefit them
.lvr. hy inspecting his great variety Of hard
ware II J. a good - = show. and costs moth
INK H. I..r. Is next door to Schwahacher 5.
, 1879-07-26

An Ass-The whining dish washer OF the
Vo,caman speaks of the roll of bar room
bully. The roll is particularly good while
the stale buns "hole which he Offers 20 n,'
intimate friends of which the Un'oh sl'eAA0'
= 20, = II rises even unto heaven.
, 1879-07-26
Tx .t..G:S.

Tex" has returned and takes his proper
place in the city that knows him 80 well. He
has rurchasei the Tempest saloon where he
viii cater to the tastes of his fr.sal- With the
very best liquors and cigars IN the country =
, 1879-07-26
PESSDS ORGANS.

Persons VINO contemplate purchasing Pianos
or Organs, will do " Ii t. call and see Stanley
RroS.. at the furniture store above the bridge,
as they have :. good stock of instruments, and
sell Il: reasonable prices. They are gents Tor
the EstaY Nrsaa an u ..husa.k P.anos.
, 1879-07-26

Fwr R@cu. The ranch Of MIR. James
Patterson. three miles from Milton, is one Of
tie he>, in IT, Walia Waiia valley. We re-
ceatly paid it a vs.: ai:1 went over all of IT
The h,ll, Of grain were the best We had seen
sai We gathered some specimens of wheat
-wei las. fliI ;ha: defy competitien- The
o7caarl is IN = vary tiriyinG condition and
'-srs excellent frui-. Some idea g: the iertil-
ryoi thr soil may be given from the fact that
shg,'yho,k stalk We measured was eleven
i'r' high, and t,rnil, were ten inches N di2;Re-
, 1879-07-26

r '> pi>fATcHEs--Last week We pub-
! Is' aa account Of the chas,isenent of an
,.-lAa over On Wild Horse, for depredating
:, 'l''e mans field, and refusing to put up
,s VAT When ordered it was such a small
- r-1' We even hesitAted on reporting it.
-, ~'o1A operator, however, considered it
-, ~ 10 telegraph 10 the OreyoniG,,, a long
l. ~.,r ending with he shooting # an In
W, lie Ia'ou also had tie same news.
g. ,-''s >ens';:oGa! dispatches should be so
D.. - ss.zei ami Published to the detriment
ies5,.;s ~s''45e IT.. o' tie country, is not easily
;.E !. Il hat tais couutry now requires is
a.ssiir5iI +.oae nom N perfect quiet. Emigrants of
''Ia>,. !, ;'.At H"At are often kept away by such
niUr-,r-.' - !, Noticeable fact that the Sound
II -,s = fAe1rS r.lSer!y snatch at such items
t'-p saj,r-,; r,-sln every Prominence in order to
az from this fine country.
, 1879-07-26

,-,,,vrp.-Dr. Euphrat has removed his
=, Wills. Fargo & Co.'S building, up
GTes ,rbsre he can always be found.
, 1879-07-26

At the Adventist Church on next Sunday
morning, at IL o'clock, Rev. DR.. Bitch will
resume his series of Gem Sermons. After
which there will be Bible reading by Hon.
n T. Cation. All kindly invited.
, 1879-07-26

-,roycr..-The divorce crop promises to
..,.nallv large at the coming term of the
ss.rict court
, 1879-07-26

A SPECIAL dispatch from Lewiston to tie
s,,rrsy,s. announces the capture and conies-
SION OF Tom Lawton, one Of the Iullls mui
derers.
, 1879-07-26

Al the new NJ +. Church. South, there will
only he one service on Spndev, and that at )
o'clock, p. NJ Subject Immortality Of the
Soul"
, 1879-07-26

TYPE-sOo pounds of OLD TfrI for
4 IL IN lots to suit purchasers. This type
IN sreeIlen. substitute for Babblt Metal
nronounced = an bv those who have used it better
p,Jh ppn% can h. .ojd at one-hAH the pries; Apply
anu S At the STATESMAN OFFICE
, 1879-07-26
NOTICE.

ALL PERSONS KNOWING THEM
"A selves indebted to me for the services oi
:, San Frai.ciSco Patchen' and Robert f.
Lee" are requested to come forward and settle
1g-Im ". G.. PESNDIHS, Agent
, 1879-07-26
rpsN VA

.ALIEx-In tl.is city. Ju'y 10Th, 1879, 20 the
wife Of David Allen q daughter.
, 1879-07-26


:. 81, In company with Mr.. GRAY. of
tGa,r -'aFa- implement firm of Carts, Page
u y s = S,'S @ drive down TO tn, farm of
found ..srr'hins in Isop' tip top shape. lssfe
ST ,l' orchard Is in good condition and and
~ ID. n ''ale Instances bend to the rround
- 'sa9e5a5uadance OF fruit. 81 5.
" r. 4.9.e, ME- house and lives ,; rsrr comfort.
.'r, 'aa it va. interesting to hi watch the the
sp.5 +os' driving up and having ia fn.i their sir
40 Ii. % a,. x1isA tIreshers 'iss has i bsr9 ss9
& ds, dssaig and wasted 50 fiis; Iiisie 1t that hat
nea rt,s ts the chaff had Ia acenmaassa a1 's1en
tts lnsh IN or 50, and 'thr then proceed arSae
'''fFest is so much later.
, 1879-07-26
NtRRECss.

nliaEa- FIsFER-I this city, July ODD.
1879, hc J. d. I-araan. J. T., John Deimer ana
August. = ..-r, both of Wa.la Walla county.
, 1879-07-26
BUSINESS LOCALS.
ss9.Ei YS S.SsI

On satisfactory security in suEs fr.n $1,000 t.
$500. For particulars apply 10
!. u. NIX.
81 w IE.yi Street
, 1879-07-26
Villa Vsllc, Ju,.s 27,k, 1893
Tinted States Commissioners
N0fjee.

DERSONS DESIRING THE iNEESTi-
cation of alleged offences against Laws OF
the United States, are requested to maze com
plain: of The same before the undersigned, IN
d. ID that such charges may be inquired into,
,S :. ,he evidence be sufficient parties Cnm-
Is;nad of he held to answer TO the District
E EEnnrt Il it desired by the United Sta es
Attorney that the above carise be perSued IN
a,;ar that all witness may be present al the
msatinr of the Grand Jury. ,,o
inee'N't A. REEVES AfRES,
United States Commissioner.
w.n. W.Ila. Nav 10th, 1879 2O-u
, 1879-07-26
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF wALLA WALLA.

nm WEEK II YOUR OWN TOWN
Xhh and no eapitll risked. You can giro
WV the business = trial without expense.
The bes. opportunity ever offered tor those
willing to work You should try nothing else
until you see for yourself what you can do al
the business we offer No room TO explain
here. You can devote all yoGr time or only
YOUR snare time to tie business, and make
great pay for every hour that ynu work Wo-
men make az much az mer. Send for special
private terms and particulars, which We mail
free. 81 outfit free Don't complain Of hard
times Will. varI have such chance Address
II. HALLETT L Co, Portland Maine y
, 1879-07-26

,S0nv
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09
DEATH DEFEATED.

NOR over 50 years SELLERS LIVER PILLS
II have been the standard remedy for Liver
Complaints, Costiyeness, Sick Headache, Pain in
Shoulders or Back, Dizziness, Coated Tongue,
Fever and Ague and all diseases arising from a
deranged state OF the Liver or stomach. Thomas
Adams, of Big Sandy, Ky, says: sellers Pills
have saved hundred OF dollars In doctors bills in
this country" II. r. SELLERS " CO., Prop'rs,
DlttslAiIrnh a
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

a." " Just think of the nasty men
eating cigars sald Mrs. Fllhllan, the
other day.
They don't eat cigars, MOTHER"
interposed her son; they only chew
tobacco"
Hold your tongue" snapped the old
lady, wasn't II only this morning that
that heard your father ask Mr.. Simp-
kins If he had q cigarette Z"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

lob PRINTING OF every description neatly
~ and promptly executed at Reasonable Rates
at the Bloomfield Times Steam job Once
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

a. " Must have rained around about
last night" remarked the old farmer, as
he looked abroad in the morning. And
his little boy, whose jacket was very
ragged, said he wished that it had rained
a roundabout for him.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

Ey" We propose to baptize you by
the Turkish-bath method" said dis
tinguished divine to recent convert.
sit is really the only means to scrub
your years of sin out of YOU"
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eY-" Rash, sinful man." said unbraid-
ingly the chaplain to the prisoner,
"suppose you were to die now, what
sort of conscience would you die with,
eh 7"
ooh, my conscience is as good as
new; never used 1t bit," said the pris-
oner, proudly.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

ca "This is friend of mine, my
dear-a friend of twenty years stand
ing" said newly married man to his
wife. "Good gracious; Then pray give
him a seat, for am sure he must be
tired, said she.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-09-09

e. Kinkakee has justice who beats
them all in the way of doing up a job of
matrimonial splicing with neatness and
dispatch. This is his formula: Have
FER ?' YES" " Have i'm z" Yes"
Married; S2.'