The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1879-10-11
PASSING SMILES.
DoEs not come Miss-a baby boy.
SORRY her lot who loves two swell,
IMPORTANT suit--frst jacket and

DOES not come Miss-a baby boy.
SORRY her lot who loves two swell.
IMPORTANT suit--first jacket and
trowsers.
UNLIKE the flea, when you put your
finger on hornet, he is there.
MIsERs, as class, must have. very
poor memories. They are forgetting.
SCOTLAND must be a windy place.
They have Gaels there all the time.
SOME of our subscribers are trying to
kill us with kindness unremitting kind
hess.
SOMEBODY says that the flower of the
family should be we'll bred and have
very little crust about her
In rounding his periods we are panied
to notice that The fly gives no heed to
Wilson's rules of punctuation.
EDISON says the newspapers make
light of his latest invention more sue
ccssfully than he can do it himself.
Why is an empty fish net like an
English title of nobility Because it is
a barren net Sect ~ H5f -
IT'S passing strange that amid all the
mistakes of the world, nobody ever
passed quarter for a twetity-cent
piece. e sueaafa z5al4
A PHILADELPHIA barber refused to
color Bob lngersolfs mustache, on the
plea that IL never should be said of him
|" that he dyed an infdel." SO ~
WHEN lis wife asks him fot a dollar
or two for current demands, he smiles
sweetly and says, "True love, darling,
seeks no change" ~
WE believe that If an angel should
call into the sanctum of the average
scissors fefd, that he would clip its
wings and pass them off as his own.
You might as well back mule up
against beehive and tell him not to
kick, us to tell woman about wedding
and not set her under jaw in motion.
A MAN who had a pig to sell led it
into market, Because" he said, "a
lead pig was heavier than the flesh and
blood kind" ess5 gfa5a3T s
IT puts man OH his fnettle to say
there's good deal Of steal about him.
He doesn't know whether it is irony or
not, although he may be lead to believe
that it is.
AN old farmer, the first time he ate an
oyster stew, was asked how he liked 1t.
"Well," he answered, / liked the soup
well enough, but / wish they'd left out
them pollywogs"
SEASIDE hotel keepers are ovefhauling
their stock of bathing suits to see how
many can be patched up for next sea-
sons service and how many will have to
be put aside for dish rags
MELANCHOLY barber with soul above
his business)-"I don't get much of
livin' by it, sirv' Customer Through
the lather) It Then - you ought-for
you scrape--hard enough-for itp--
Punch.
A MICHIGAN tramp who has shot at
five times by farmers wives, says he has
only to watch the end Of the gun to
avoid the contents, as woman always
shuts both eyes when she pulls the
trigger. f.e e6 !5Hs
"LET me supply the bustles Of the
women, and ! will have the largest
circulation in the hation" was the
laudabe ambition of an editor. But
he never thought the whole sex would
sit down on it.
THEY had very sad affair at West
Point. A lady at Cozzen's told her
mamma that the cadets wear pants; and
a man said $50 do their sisters. and
their cousins, and their aunts;" and he
was shot through the heart.
THE Editors Easy Chair" is all in
your mind. It's, piece of furniture
that's used only by those that wear the
honors the ones that do the work don't
have ANYTHING easv. Pit this in voup
scrap-book. among the anr;ous 'os'
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