Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1879-01-30
VARIOUS TOPIOs.

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---Jhcksonyille Fla. expsrisnceda severe
shock Of earthquake last week.
Another Strike Ia expected 81 ths Mcn.
cugehaIa River Coal miners, Ia Pen
--At recen. wedding 10 Dssteaed, fried
Ever and ice-ctSam composed she bridal
feast.
The farmers have rs msnist .n .hs
Legislature. Thsy asn hold saee *
power.
---AeoordIpg 70 the rapoy, q sk
tctshs Stste eaas SIp0 .10o. .sis 5i Iva
stock.
AN lows potkpsckinE house hres shsppine
from ten 10 fifteen car loads OF their producl.
TO Liverpool daily.
The temperance crusaders are besisRspR
iie saloons. With prayer meetings, at differ.
ent places in New York.
The Same ship lateiy took 70 Africa,
from the United Ststes, 800 O00 gallons OF
New England rum and one missionary.
lit cost q mAu $50 for kissing woman
In Rome. New York. Fortunaiely Rome is
no. the only place in the worId.--Stsr.
-Seven persons have committed iaicIds 10
Lafayette county In the past ysar; .ttee we're
lexington sAio IN keepers.
-. Long, member Of the Legislature
from Dunklin county, died In Jefferson CITY
on tbe night Of tue 22ad with pneun onlA.
The prospect OF this Legislature abolish.
Ing the County Attorneys is pretty certain,
and placing 10 their stead circuit attorneys.
"A bashful printer refused situstion ia
printing Office where females were employ.
ed, saying he never set up with gfls in bis
life.
"A young Iowa girl raised and sold chick.
ems enough lsst season TO yield her aprofit Of
$lG0, and chickens ,ell very cheap OF. there. |
Rural World.
Secretary Sherman thinks the Govern.
ment will not be able TO "xet rid Of ia coin. :"
Why on earth dosn't IL start a daily newspa-
per. tbeD?-H.wkeye.
--Tombs of rich men remind u, that
bodies should be buried with torpedo at
tscbmsnts warranted 20 blow body snschers
beyond the reach Of reward.
There is less whisksy than ususl in JET
ierson CITY shfs7 winfsr, pnt thetsiS more
preumonls, You ptYs your mong aud you
takes your cboice.-Ex.
with all thy false love thesbtill - nur
INJURED young man, as he calmly handed hi.
girl the artificial teeth that she had sneezed
into bis lsp.-RocklAnd Courier.
"A Columbus editor wants 8 Ot,cO0 dam
ages for being locked up two hous. That's
90 high; 81, 10000 per day is bcySnd limit,
even Tor an EDITORS time.-Free Peas.
"A young lsdy Of very respectable parent
age, of st. Louis, Atierp 9toi suicide by swaI.
loving a drsughs of strichnine, iast week,
Just because the "course OF true love tlid not
run smooth"
The Philadelphia Bulletin pnows of
woman wbe has her heel In the cetfer of her
foot. Then che must walk both vnys, and
Is q dangerous woman 20 meet on slippery
corner Free Press.
"A black stocking, with yellow snake
coiled around she leg, is the latest poyel,y.
When the girls get to wearing sbeas stock
lugs thousands Of nian will be anxions 70 zee
nakes.-Awful NSpolean North west,
On the 22ad inst. Matt. H. Carpenter was
elected U. s. Senator from wisoonson; ].
Donald Cameron was elected in Pensy lvauis:
orvilis II. Platte from COnnscticu,; John A.
Logan from Illinois; Roscoe ConklInR lrom
New York; Csc. q. Vest from Mo.
-COmmssioner KlllebreW OF Tennesses,
received letter from Col. T. Cruio5neld OF
Chattanooga, stating that he wAu daily re-
celving letters from London and Other points
in Europe, making inquiries regarding the
American specimens Of wool that they saw
At che Paris Apcsition.--[Rura Wosld.
Daring = recent thunder slofel near
Memphis, Team, q negro was severely kIck.
ed by vicious mule, and Just = ke was
picking himself up. a stroke OF liRhlniag hi.
the mule aud killed him on the spot swell,
daA" exclaimed the negro. sei this chile
hain't got powerful friends TO 'venge his 10.
suite, den dere's no use lryin' to hah faith in
aaythlug".
The banquet rendered Senator Yes, in
Jefferson City On the evening OF the 29ad By
the members OF the General Assembly was
fully up 10 the expectations Of sill. Three
tables, the entire length of Madison Hail,
we're spTead, and we're most elegantly ar.
ranged and decorated with bouquets and |
flowers. Delicious viands and tropical fruits
frsiRhIcd the tables. The hall was tastetully |
decorated with american fisgs, Ia the arch.
way Of which appeared the initials &c. q.
", u. 3. s."
Ia less than two months there Will be a
clear Democratic majority 10 the Senate. Il |