The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-06-26
PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.

personal AND PARTICULAR.
Mrs. Sillibus wants to know whether
81. NJ. 8. Pinafore,' - that every one is
making such a fuss about, Is a,chickory
or a stairway.
As a rule men do not lay their hearts
at the feet Of women until they are sure
the thing will not be stepped on.
Hemp first came into use in the cord
age.-(New York News. And wind
instruments In the band-age.-[Rome
Sentinel. And arithmetics in the ad-
ag~e.-[Salem Sunbeam. And money
in the Coinage Waterloo Observer.
And cradles in the crlb-age.-lwhite-
hall Times. And slaves in the bond
age.-[Rome Sentinel. AND the trees
in the foliage.
The fourth of July orator is thumb
ing his historical work preparatory to
stirring up the American heart like a
fried egg.
Piety is the foundation of all virtue
but piety suffers a general CONFUSION
when a man with a white linen suit has
to hold the baby and feed it mush and
molasses.
If you desire to make a friend of her
for life, pretend to mistake her for her
daughter.
Gas may be necessary to make a bal
Ion rise, but has the opposite effect on a
prayer.
A poetess sings: Tho I were dead
my heart would beat for thee.n This
would certainly be a '.dead beat;'' and
1t strikes US the poetess assumes too
much poetic license.
No one eve tried to punch the head
of navigation.
A war footing is a stocking with a
stone in the toe.
Now is the time to muzzle the dogs
and muzlin the girls.
The hackmen's business is driving.
Never strike an average when 1t is
down.
Lawyers motto: BE truthful and
multiply and replevin the earth"
Horse-clipping is not approved by the
hewmane society.
The much talked of great lake of
Central Africa is mirage-a mere
Tchad-eau.
Plow making is a business that runs
in the ground every year.
The Utica Observer thinks that the
clipping young lady of the period is the
lily of the valet.
Financially, a tramp is cent less;
dramatically, he is quite otherwise.
Cupid's shafts at present seem to
have some connection with a family
carriage.
The SOL Of u ~clairvoyant says he can
see throughthe old lady's tricks, because
to him she is transparent.
The New Orleans Picayune thinks it
sees some relationship in the spur of the
moment with the flight Of time"
When a boy reaches the age of ten
years he condescendingly begins to talk
about ''the children
John N. Bennett, aged so, of the
town Of Plymouth, Mich, must pay
$1,000 for not keeping his promise to
marry Mary Q. Bean, aged 90.
William H. Vanderbilt is being ask
ed why he has not restored the wages
of his railroad hands to the rate which
he publicly promised during during the
riot of two years ago.
Professor Paschal Plant, of Baltimore,
is reported to have invented a machine
for separating gold earth or gravel with
out the use of water. If so, has struck
a mechanical bonanza.
Toast to summer: "By your fruits
we shall know you.r-
Mr.. Eugene Schuyler is writing a
life Of Peter the Great of Russia.
A New York restaurant is exhibit
ing a turtle eight feet long and six
feet broad.
Mile. Sarah Bernhardt wears in
"Ruy Bias" a dress that cost S1,400.
Robert Collyer is resigned, but as
much can not be said OF his congrega-
ton.
Mr.. John b. Cough has laid the
foundation Of a coffee palace at Sand
gate, Eng, his birthplace.
Congressman Bouck, of Wisconsin,
is the only man In the house who wears
a dark green coat with buttons of pure
gold.
"Sunshinep" Eyes, but 1t may be
raining a deluge in two minutes and
fourteen seconds from now.
Why dosen't somebody introduce
the circus to England? See how Tai
mage took at London the other day.
There are thousands Of reasons
why Congress should adjourn. VIII
somebody please name one why 1t should