The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-06-26
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Give Us peas.

Frank Rhea wasn't married,
How is that HFostah club?v
There is some Eager around. ~
We have had a very cool June.
The 4ths Of July is getting close.
Green apples strike below the belt.
The Boomerang booms every day.
Bring on your Prohibition ticket now.
New potatoes 81 a bushel. Think Of it.
Strawberries to the rear. Raspberries
to the front.
s~hortberry straw cake has been queen
of the feast.
The wheat by and by is Stocking for the
reaper.
The premium list for the fare viii soon
be issued.
The drowned while bathing season
is at hand.
Lieut.. R. Reese, Of the U. S. N, is
home on a short vacation.
Georgians are feasting on ripe melons.
What a southern outrage"
A great deal is now depending upon
the maneuyers Of the potato bug,
Saturday was lively day in Eaton.
The Convention was full"
Miss Minnie Zoos has graduated at the
Ohio Wesleyan, and is now at home.
The sBoomerangs" are onTwin trying
to fool some bass with minnow bait.
Clarence Reynolds and Clarence Miller
are home from Wooster College
Some girls are ike old muskets-they
use a good deal Of powder, but do not go
off.
Church festivals are in vogue in Eaton,
but walking matches have gone out OF
style.
In the race OF matrimony it isn't all
ways the girl that covers the most laps
that wins.
Resumption makes a nan run all over
town to find a despised fifty cent ~notesto
send in a letter.
All the theology in the world has never
succeeded in answering, "Why doesn't
God kill the devil22
The "wangdoodles mourn because
there are not offices enough to supply
the demand
Live on fruit in the summer and you
will be healthy. The fruit. Of industry is
considered the healthiest-
There was nothing said about the Seitz
election law in the Republican County
Convention. Be careful.
H. C. Whitridge, Esq, Auditor Of Peo-
ria and Rock Island Railway; is,at home
to recruit his lost flesh.
Wonder il Howard Young is in favor
of remodeling our old Court House2
Who'll interview hun
Geo. wssNooresc candidate for Senator
from Darke. and wife, were in Eaton on
Sunday last, visiting Sheriff Snyder.
The campaign is absolutely opening.
We heard a man say that a voter who
sells his vote ought to be DISTINGUISHED.
Rev. c. c. Phillips viii preach at
Friendship Church next Saturday eve
ming and Sunday morning, 2Stll and 10Th
inst.
The most ~inexcusable folly is TO endure
Dyspepsia with all its miseries, when a
25 cent bottle of DR.. BULBS Baltimore.
Pills will cure that malady.
We are glad to learn that Junius Blythe
arrived safe at his brothers. in Oregon,
is able to work every day and enjoying
excellent health.
There are a number of alleys and back
yards which are in very filthy condition,
and the owners need a visit from the
health officer or Marshal.
It's always the big fellows that get to
the front in aacrowd. Look at the straw
berry box for instance the little ones are
always at the bottom.
Should not a woman with a long train
be subject to the same rules as railroads.
and be compelled to slack up and whis-
tie at t~hecrossing?
Children's stockings are now made
double over the knee, says a fashion pa
per. So is the child when the mother
finds it necessary to apply her slipper to
it.
Now is the time when young maidens
learn to their sorrow that perspiration
and powder are amongsome Of the things
between which there is no existing har-
mony.
Another mi of Simeon Bartch's child
rem died with the scarlet fever. Mr..
Bartch and family have the sympathy of
u whole community in their sore and
sad afiiction.
The festival and social at the M, E.
Church, on Wednesday and Thursday
evenings OF last week, was greatly enjoy
ed and the attendance fully as large as
was expected.
Morphia, Opium and remedies of their
class only stupefy and seldom cure. For
diseases of infancy, use DR. Bulls Baby
Syrup,-which is safe and sure in its eff
fects. Price 25 cents.
If our boys make a 4th of the 4th we
will have a 4th. Then our citizens viii
not go forth and spend the 4th in other
towns. Our town needs to be ~patronized
as well as other towns and is just as cap
able if proper attention and interest is
taken.
D. w. Cooper, Republican nomineefo fol
Treasurer, dropped in u Office on Mon
day morning last and subscribed for the
DEMOCRAT. We found him to be a very
clever and social gentleman, but really
ba1;eve he wn1iG he hettero off on his farm