The Plymouth Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1878-1901, 1879-08-07

Pastime.
Dontkeep flowers for your friends
.of9n Hfya tb.rx, ,,cr.


the head Is alone necessary.
The we'll bred are free from pre-
tense OF superciliousness. ,a.
A gentleman walking with lady
r, turns bow made to her. er1 ..ss
1t is the place of the one introduced
to make the first remark.
Never pass an acquaintance with
out saluiion OF recognition. - r
The true gentlewomau causes all to-
feel perfectly at ease 10 her presences ,
More than three in one family
should ccyer accept general inYf-s
tation. l4lf
A Palataka, Fla, genius has made
fiddle out of an OK horn.
South Toe is the queer name OF q
postoffice in North Carolina. .i,,
Dismal pos Office is in North Caro-
lima. where likewise Is Mutual Love.ri
The French police say that mem
with big feet are the greatest crimi-p
nails. ''s q j s1so1l
Gin Sling is the name of Chinese
student at Yale, preparing himself
for the bar.
Staiislicians affirm that countries'
raising the most onions haye the few
est marriages. ..n,rt :. Ism
The Waterloo OIsarcr says tho,
temperance IeforEers should turn
their u ten,iJn to money; il Is always
tight. mia 1aff sni2afa silla
Marriage" observes somebody.
is no uneven game. It's tie" A.
Deaa knot, Of course. = Chicago
T.iJunc. :.
A man cannot bear 10 be told that,
he has made fool OF himself when,
he knows IL beforehand. -~+ -. n =.
Be thy self biameless OF what thoui
rebukest. He that cleanses With
blotled fingers makes a greater blos..
A new paragraphist after wrestliner
three hoursto build con undrum TO-
The answer = One is date seed aud the,
other is sedate," gave up the task in,
despair.
A New Jersey firm Is putting up a.
Hackensack brand OF mosquitoes, and
palming them off on the public as
potted lobster.-JYheeling Leader.
China, at any late. is the only;
country that has shown enoughs
appreciation OF our institutions "a In.
vent fireworks for our Fourth OF
July. a-
Sixty members OF Sunday schoot
got lost in the Mammoth Cave, and;
their lights burned out After four
hours ofsuspense they were rescued.
The man who walks twenty four
hours on stretch Is hero. but no.
one has kind word for the baby
that yells straight ahead for seven--
teen houis.
A motto in North Carolina hotel
dining room reads: Members Of
the Legislature will be seated first
and the gentlemen afterward.'',a. 81,
A Baltimore negro went home'
drunk. and ducked into bath tub TO-
sober himself; but he forgot to take
his head out OF the watar and was
drowEei.
When a man goes yachting andl
comes back with an illuminated nose
he'll tell you the sun did it. and it.
makes him mad II you don't believe
him.-Boston Post
A Vermonter claims that his State
is composed OF the finest dark loam--
In fact, We may add, sand 10 go
scarce that grocers have had to raise
the price OF brown sugar. $50 ~
Why. asks the Philadelphia Buite~
tin, Is the American eagle. gazing Our
the setting sun. like su he'll entering
his possession? Because he has his
beak- West.
A man named Smith died recently
in Australia. leaving one hundred
,hou aud dollars. II any person By
the name OF Smith sees this he may
hear OF something to his advantage
N Y. Picayune
A glass spinner Of Vienna oilers for
human wear, glass NUTS. white and
early; glass hats, feathers, cuffs, ool-
lars, wells and dresses for ladies'
glass carpets and wool. hardly to be
distinguished flom lhe real ssom
Some farmers built school house
down in Georgia, recently. and after
the building was flashed 1t was
found to cover spot in which three
counties ,ined. There is now live
ly question of jurisdiction.
A tramp on Main-street this morn
ing sadly but firmly repelled the ac-
cusalion that be was not willing to
work, but admitted THAT he hadn't,
been doing much at his business Tor
the past fourteen or fifteen years. He
was bounty jumrer.-Bridgeport
Standard
This is how ,lerg, nan recently
gave out an announcement OF a pro-
eession to take place ext day. If It,
rains 10 the morning. the procession
will take place in the afternooa; and.