The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-01-16
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ssue poeple maintaia that bisb
bat 8arsA's lxcome al men, bet i
seems 10 o. tha.a siove Pipe oaght e
.eat everybody
A fosnAniic young nan says that .
yaang wgmAns heart is like the moon
IL changes continually, bot aiways
hAsa man Is.
Tie most bAhaisl girl We ever
beard d vas he y0aug lady she
blsshed wbca shs vas Asked Z she had
not beea counting sleep.
Little boy Al the opening of a pro.
posed spelling nAtch-Lets start fair.
grandmother You take Nebuehadne2-
ar. and l'il take cat.
Giass slippers are announced Il
i doubtful Il The small boy hnds a.
many paucs d them As he has dise0F'
cred ia 600 oia Nod
Aa iusbaaD tells Of 6ghl 10
which there sas only one whole nose
irit 10 ibc wboi, crowd. aud that be-
loaged TO % The tea kettle.
Have you cologney she asked
No. maam. replied the druggist !
have 40 scents at all She said he
dijnt look as though be bad.
a California philosopher has ex-
tracled the following reply from a
school boy 10 toe query, How is the
earth divided BY earthquakes, sir,
Meeting commercial traveller
who was pretty full of old Robinson
county, Gubbins remarked 10 bis wife,
Tight as dram, ain'the Worse'n
that. che answered, hes tight as q
drummer.
Eugenia. Eugenia, will you still
insist on wearing the hair OF another
woman upon your head 7 Alphousc,
Alphonse. do you still insist upon
wearing the skin Of another calf upon
your feetl
"A tramp claimed 10 have drank
brandy aud water with Neal Dow, and
the whole state 81 Maine was agitatej !,
but be subsequently explained that be
dvnk the brandy aud Neal the water.
and peace was Immediately restored
The Hard headed Breed Sympa,
thzing by.stander about an unfortunate
NAN who has been knocked down and
stunned by tue train r Poor man
Take him 10 the station. Injured one
recovering Tyek me the station
What FOR. thoul II awe dune ony
harm 60 yer engine. avs willin' to pay
fort!
Fellow-eti2ens, said North Caro-.
Ina candidate, there are three topics
that now agitate the State greenbacks
taxes and penitentiary | shall pass
over the irsl two very briefly, as my
sentiments arc well known, and come
10 the peaitentary. where ! shall dwell
for some time.
A policeman who had offered bis
hand, says the ST. Louis Post. 10 a
young woman, and been refused, ar.
rested her aud took her to the station
house. What is the charge against
this woman asked the lieutenant.
Resisting an officer, sir, was the reply.
She was discharged, aud SO was the
officer.
An Illinois tramp entered farm
house aud seating himself at the table,
casually remarked I'm rutabaga,
aud here's where plant myselt The
lady, ~bp aas standing by the stove,
picked up jish,pan about half lall Of
boiling water. aud dashed IL over Mr.
Tramp, femarking We always cook
ours before We eat them. He now
eongfatulstes himself that he didn't get
the cold shake
- hookuk man who took notion
that hr would know more about wo-
man costume. bought a fashion book
and got light down 10 work He
studied that book Tor week. aud was
then ready to ailifm to The best Of his
knowledge aud belief, that basque
slippers trimmed with rows Of buttons
al u uud The waist doonced above
tie vesl, were juss The thing FOR car
rage drrs, he didut parsue bis re-.
searches any further. as il was too
much ike studying geology without
specimens.
ruralist s4ys the indianapolis
News. seated himself at restaurant
tab, yesterday and began upon the
ISL q fare Alter keeping three wait
efr nearly an hour employed ia bring.
iag aisies 10 him. Sc called oae 81 them