The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-10-31
THE DAILY STAR
THE BRIGHT SIDE
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Mail.
A bald-headed man is always too sem
sible to bang his hair Philadelphia
Chronicle Herald.
The game Of "high-spy" was introduced
into this country by Major Andre
ECincinnati Saturday Night.
An old man with a brilliantly red
nose should not be held up as shining
example for young men, New Orleans
Pieayune.
A man who buys an artificial optic
because he might need it some day has
an eye to the future Cincinnati Satur-
day Night.
"Wives' has replaced divorce" on
Mr.. Daly's stage, which the New York
Mail regards as good sign for the COM
munity.
1t is said that society belle of Wash
ington speaks with much feeling of her
fathers horse and pony phaeton.- New
York Commercial Advertiser.
1t is easier to drive camel-hair brush
through the left eye of a needle than to
persuade a returned Georgian to revisit
Texas Atlanta Constitution.
When cremation gets to be practiced,
the words of the burial service, "ashes to
ashes" will have new and more correct
Significance Syracuse Herald.
Some paragrapher of experience re-
marks that it is not what a man owes
that breaks him down. 1t is what he is
obliged to pay.-[Syracuse Herald.
Distracted Mother-"lf you children
make such noise shall go out of my
mind" go on, mother; Pll mind the
young 'uns while you're gone."- Fun.
When Friendships sailon wedloc1s seas,
Aud squalls arise from spanking breeze
Rocked in the cradle OF the deep"
The wind won't let the youugster sleep,
'Tis then you try, "Alasl Poor Yorck!"
-lToronto Graphic.
"Whom can we trust?" is the black
type inquiry of an exchange. 1t is of no
consequence. "Whom can we induce to
trust us9' is the soul agonizer.- New
Haven Register
'1 tell you," says rabid free-thinker,
''the idea that there is a God has never
come into my head" "Ah! precisely
like my dog. But there is this differ
ence-he doesn't 60 round bowling about
it,"
The convention of millers, held in Mil
Naukee Last week, wound up with hop.
They are said to have been fine lot of
hoppers. There was a sort of mills tone
to the music, too.-[ Cincinnati Saturday
Night.
There was quite movement in tin
ware, Monday. 1t was fastened to a
dogs tail, and the animal lounged
through Main street. The tinware
touched the ground about once in every
two hundred feet Danbury News.
Porous p}asters were marked down to
IS cents by a Danbury druggist yester-
day. This is much cheaper than an
undershirt, to say nothing about the
saving in washing. Besides, you always
know where it isl [Danbury News.
When topper heard the Temperance
Aeclaimer on the Esplanade declare that
"whisky fills your Jail" he sneaked off
Ap there to see il there wasn't some of it
leaking out through the joints and
rack Cincinnati Saturday Night.
A goat on Vine-street Hill was OBJ
served, the other day, making his frugal
meal off some corrugated iron that had
been discarded as roof material. You
can tell that goat now as far as you can
see him by his corrugated browse Gin
cinnati Saturday Night.
If a juryman is not to be allowed to
see any one but the other Jurors and the
Sheriff during the progress of a trial, we
should like to know how he is to inform
his friends which way to bet. It'll get
to that pass that it's no object to man
to sit on jury, if things continue in this
way Boston Post.
Ex-senator Foote, of Mississippi, is
President of the New Orleans Mint. His
daught, ?, who is the wife of Ex-senator
Stewart, of Emma Mine fame, and who
is again wealthy, is living at "Castle
Stewart" Washington, wherein there
are some real Goeblin tapestry hangiugs
which cost $4,000.
When the notes of the triangle gave
warning of the hour for closing, Brother
Gardner said, "My frens, de man in dis
gusie am de chap who doan' take COM
fort. Be what you am, an nobody else.
Dpan' pucker yer moufs to make 'em
lssk4small, nor pinch yer feet to lessen
'le bulge. Tryin' to pull on No. kid
saovedber No. 10 hand am on par wild
spsaain' all yer money fur bacon an den
jawins de ole woman cause re hewitt got
Eaters. OATS all jist now, an we will
git under our hats an impeach de meet
in for a week" ,"'-7-fDettoit Free Press.
An building conundrums the answer is
the simplest part of atbe structure. For
Instance, here is afcapitaa lanswer-"One
is fall shopping and the. other is shop
lalling,y,r but we haven't tims to- look
axoalna for conundrum to fit it. ,s,And
again-l"One is Hamlet alone, and the
,ther. is ham let alone,'ft The eenpndrnm
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