Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1879-08-07
THE ANALYSIS


contained but little mineral matter, and that
the lower flow was that which was so strong
ly impregnated; hence il was suggested that
a small pipe be inserted in the main pipe to
the lower flow, which was done, and the re-
suit is that the water now obtained contains
over 200 grains of mineral matter to the gall
Ion.
That this water is good for what
ails you, | know to be solid, serious
fact. / have been drinking it by job
lots for about three weeks and weat.
ing it out in like quantities in the
Turkish bath rooms, and the result is
that / am ten pounds ahead on adj
pose tissue, and feel once more like
the fellow / was in the old time, when
| was country boy and read Shake
speare amid the clover blooms, and
made surreptitious maps of every
melon. patch in the neighborhood, all
in the mellow autumn moonlight of
"the sad, sweet days of yore." (But
this is DEPRESSION, which l hope You
will excuse. It's my way, you see.
Give this mineral water half show,
and it will do you good. 1t is both
a cathartic and a diuretIc, using the
terms in the purest and best sense.
1t helps the liver, and per consequence,
the stomach and "the whole outfit"
and then you begin to fatten up and
get strong-provided you put your.
self in DR.. Commits skillful care and
take baths and behave yourself gen.
orally according to his instructions
and advice. DIR. Conant is at the
head of the well and widely known
Remedial Institute in this city, and
in that important position is doing
much permanent good in the way of
renewing and restoring the battered,
shattered bodies of his afflicted fell
low-mortals. The pains of rheumat-
ism he gets away with on short not
ice, and the dreadful thing called
rheumatism itself he can cure cvery
time. But he and not You must say
hon the case is to be cured. A few
days before my arrival here en- old
gentleman named Koile was brought
here from Independence, Iowa, in an
utterly helpless condition, so much so
that his friends had to carry him
about, like an infant in arms. He
was all drawn out of shape-was, in
fact. what Pump" Carpenter or Gen.
Calls or Gabe Bouck would call
"warped like h-r'-all over, from
his toes to his finger.tips, and back
again. Now he goes about without
crutches or cane, goes up and down
stairs with ease, walks over to the
fountain about block away, and
feels, as he looks, like a new man all
over. This is only one case among
many. | might till columns of your
space and then not be able to tell
about even 1.-THE of wonderful cures
of rheumatism wrought at DIR. Go.
nant's Remedial Institute. For deaf
ness in every degree of development
the treatment afforded at this estab-
lishment is sure thing nine times in
ten. have seen patients come here
so deaf that they couldn't hear you
ask them to take glass of beer, and
after DR.. Conant had handled them
just once they could hear an ordina.
ny clock ticking clear across the
room After that they improve right
along, and soon get so they can hear
as well as anybody. If you have
any doubts about the truth of what
have written, letter addressed to
Alfred Bronson, D. d., the venera.
BILE Methodist Elder of the North.
west, will doubtless receive prompt
attention.
DIR. Conant's bath rooms are SAID
to be the best in the State. Men
who have taken Turkish baths at
Milwaukee and everywhere, assert
that Prairie du CHEN is ahead of
them all. Travelling men are finding
this out, and the result is that the |
Mondell House is we'll filed with that
excellent class of people every Sum
day. They usually come on Satur.
day and stay until Monday The
fact is, they all do i'll mean, now,
all the best people of this city-they,
together with "their sisters and their
cousins and their uncles and their
aunts," pinaforically speaking. And
they are healthy lot, too, don't you
forget it. Well. what greater luxury
do the dog days afford US than these
Turkish baths of DR.. Conaut's and
that luxurious shampoo. all over after
ward, by Ed. Mosgrove, that knight
of the lather brush, the sponge and
the garden-hose Here let me insert
one important thing. This bathing
establishment is open for ladies eve-
ry forenoon except Sundays. At two
in the afternoon the lords OF creation
60 down, and then it would do even
Tom Carlyle's dyspeptic soul good
to be locker on. Tom, you know,
thinks man in the raw is ga forked,
straddliDg animal with handy legs"
and then goes on to picture all the
big fellows at the head of the Eng
fish Government,theH Houses of Com
mons and of Parliament, without
even a pair of spurs or spectacles to
their backs, as it were.
Now few eminent medical opin.
ions, and then l will endeavor to let
up on you all for this time:
My hrst authority is Charles
Reade. who is known as potent be-
lever in fresh air and plenty OF pure
water within and without. In
"Christie tombstone he says this !:
medical men, or the tribe who go
by that name, who attempt to build
health on the sandy foundation of
drugs"
The 2lst chapter of "The tIilded
Age" opens with the significant
words, "Whether medicine is a sci.
ence or only an empirical way of get
ting living at the ignorance of hu. !
man nature "Does your {
doctor know anything-I don't mean
about medicine but about things in
general, is he man of information |
and good sense" once asked an old i
II he doesn't know c
but medicine the chance is g
he doesn't know that. q
Emerson says Goethe saw out of q
the pores of his skin. Proof enough, +
| think, that Goethe took Turkish .
baths. aud washed himself freely as
well as frequently. i
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