The Canton advocate. [volume] (Canton, D.T. [S.D.]) 1877-1897, 1879-05-29
Correspondence.
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He walked up to tlle bar.. and called ftffs Il ffs5o
acigar. The man in attendance faflf SIZE SIZE y
hasbox, from which he selected one, putt =,
into his mouth, and laid down five Gents. 80
He was about to light 1t, when the b;is slilGs
| tender leaned over and said:R ~ II .1cE1sgo
"Fivefcents, please, '':anF4s 30 jfzsaa1uEiI !.
81 just gave you,tiye eents.'aBes se,gdsW
i know you did, went on the eethez, .
Shut that is a ten-cepter."ss I
r5'he young man felt through his cioths', e
but he could't find any more 3money.13tlt:S g ~
y think think you'll have to put that on, thu
slate 1'igD s8ii9H9sz 20 atitRB g s59g 81 H
aasWe keep none, sir,'s responded this
bartender. " 9a ea Eel gGiGnuE 10 taSl ;sasss
>Well, now, fyougcan betsf an ysqus re, ..s...
and as, 1 hayenst none enough to pay, yoM, -,
Einful, I'll JUST cut this cigar in. halves 4,
lie took oilt Knife and cut the stfgar III iss
the middle, at the same time offering oh;
to the man behind the bar eag aili gsH y4s,
5sS There's your etAer live cents :, s,S4-4-ssEi
hatain T b,isinesssi siIfMantmeneysr 5l
You do Mant,moneyllSH VII queried The ptbetl
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3ssDo, You want money more ff1or ee1thaG than any s5ss
thing elsegin tie worldl' 9Reas .eai1irsC =
aI do;it's alliIiwork fera' i;iR foihss ast
afNonld you bewiliingI towerk yeEy--iB1sg
very sy VA nara ), ,aeti7Aam Hessaiq Boy % Dir
swell, know where fslttli they ses want ant severa las IL
men to whom, they will give commissions
Of 25 per cents .A@ fesa .sah9-35:3a
The bartender had byathis time forgot ID
ten all aboutytie unpaid for cigarg sdi HI: sa,
s "Do yous think ,youeoulda get meas d IA.
chance he salda1ilsLsdtsb e1a ,otIv, ,,:aIsi,
nan pe : tPk NJ as1! ~ 4 e. a9a1ss ao o1qs
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The cigar fwas promptly accepted and asi
lighted, after whichtiie bartendeiwent one &C
. What are you going to drink lSsgp' 81 i4sa y,:y e,
sGive me a beer"
4 He swallowed the beer pretty quickly.
After he laid the glass. down he remarked
that lie felt rather chiied; that the beeeral (
was a little cooler than heat first antici-:fls
pated it would be. bfg -aon1J efla 4liiw 1iasa=a
"Wonlt You takea s9mHthing to- warm: d.
you. upasi1 Now, how wegld, a hot whisky .,a
goeT r.a.t s...s.t .,f, f.aaf g. -
First rate; let's have ohe.' 9lsi faFea set
He swallowed it, wipedihis mouth, and 's
went on: TAa adi gi saiilnoflib ia saif}nlf
Z ''Now1about this business.as / believe !, cf
they guarantee yo,ls sonnet thing 3 like E$lO:yo
Per day, and you have to put in nc, .eapi- l.
tai except your time and brains. It's nice nice: s%
easy work; all You have to do is to wslkE g
into a parlor, ask to see the lady of::f Z.
the house, and tell her you would
like her to buy from you the History Of
patagonia, in seven volumes, sat5,$ $l0!5 per no
volume,i Then YOU get one quarter- ..ss !.
Sl75o Isn't that COED pay for ten min, nj ,:y,.,
utes' t.lling?9' T..
1.-The bartender didn't reply, But But made :soi;
bee line for the man who iduped him. .l1ass
The latter lodged the well5neant kicktpfis a.
his pursucr, which almostntook. the knob ID lg
off the door, ef.4.. .ssfe II IN, ~, 1T, a,,l