The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-04-03
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wssb.ass Is = ,baasand quarter haars
Water q msmbcr u the LsEisia.
,aro WM 700 have some dessert
Membef y waitts No. ibaat ygu, lll
,a&s piece q pie
a isllos Who called Mes Jefsey
80 great shakes II State changed h1s
mioa wheb be weat there ard got the
aeuF.
II 9ou never limped before limp
saa Limp lac an Old soldier aud
lmp Is &C. a share ~ that new peusiai
money
naisrh comet i nos 90 lie way
iopaia ibe earth aud lees than l28
Go 900 mils, aasy Keep The children
ias3e q tie ysfi aud see taat lheg
Keep taeii bats oa.
sappase she baby carts do iuiae
ths heslu, D,.esut the baby have bis
fevoage shrn eight comes. aud the
paregouc IL down stairs
Il wac Br1ugbAm who said that a
lA@yer il very learned gentleman
who rescues your estate from yogr
enemies aud then keeps !, for himself
"a dentist with a toolh-ache is a
spectacle a. rare as il is gratifying.
IL comes, perhaps. but once in a life
time. bot j. brings with it a fragrance
that remains for years.
Tie editor Of the Cincinnati Satur
day Night discovered that bis girl wore
TWO sets u gold-mounted ialse teeth,
aud he sat down and wrote a poem en-
tltied. Rich aud rare were the gums
she wore
book agent Was knocked down
by street car the other day, aud two
wheels passed over his cheek. The
car Is laid up pending repairs
pet lamb ate Up bis mistress
pail 81 yeast 10 Iowa The other day
and when the stun ia him began to get
upon It's bind feet il liked TO have lifted
the little sleeps lid of.
oh, Mr, Grubbles exclaimed a
young mother shouldn't you like to
have family Of rosy boys about your
knecf No. ma'am, said the disagree.
able old bachelor; I'd rather have a
lot Of yellow boys in my pocket.
What ever shall DO with such a
bad, bad boy said loving mother. as
she stroyc to impress on the mind OF
her six.year.old iow-head bis manifold
troutlesomeness Oh, you let me
alone amt bali as bad as can be
a little girl was asked by her
mother. on her return from church, how
she liked the preacher Didn't like
him at all, was the reply. Why 7 asked
her mother. Cause he preached I'LL
he made me sleepy, and then hollered
so loud he wouldn't let me sleep.
What does your husband do ! ask
ed the census man He amt doing
nothing at this time Of the wear, replied
the young wife Is he pauper
asked the census man She blusbed
SCARLET TO the ears. Law, no she
exclaimed. somewhat Indignantly, We
amt been married moren six weeks.
40 Irish waiter at Christmas
gathering at 40 up-town hotel compli
menlad turkey ia The following man
ner, Faith. its uot six hours since
that turkey was Walking around hn
tale estate wid bis hands 10 bis pockets
aeycf draining what pretty invitation
hed have 20 jiue you gentlemen a
Iiuucf
After tho recent wholesale ilOggin(
81 D, - At the Minot school, Neponset
hos who was ene Of the victims wa
Questioned az to the severity Of th'
puuisdmcat Did be whip any Of then
so as to leave them black aud blue
was asked No. replied the boy. bu
be left some 81 them yell-oh
They tell me Leadville is preti.
igh ap. remarked Denyerite to
visitor from tie carbonate field Higl
apg calculated The other, we'll,
should eay The air is 50 thin tina
yoa'te got 20 Ian il 10 a corner TO get
sqoate breath Why, | live sortet ia
valley. bnt many time when | wen
home At night | bad 10 push clou'
from The front door TO &c, 10.
4 distinguished foreigner visiting
this counlry remarked that the Unlte'
States WAs the greatest country b.
ever saw for ~ell-dfessed beggars. II,