The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-03-27
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DON'T get in debt to a shoemaker, If
you would call your sole your own.
IT is hard to get ahead of time, but
musician often beats it.-B0ston Tran
script.
WHENdoes the rain become too famil-
lar with lady? When it begins to pat
ter on her back.
DANCING is forbidden during Lent,
but fisbballs are Standardization
Commercial Bulletin.
The man who sighed for the wings
of dove probably did not know that
the legs were much better eating.
AN accountant who visited Bunker
Hill Monument last summer says it is
the longest column he ever footed up.
AND now California talks of seced-
ing. If it does 60, we hope it will still
be a Pacific slope.-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. PAKrINGroN declares that she
does not wish to vote, as she fears she
could not stand the electrical fran
chise.
SLANG is bad enough when uttered
by a man; but when it proceeds from
the rosy lips Of gentle woman it is
unbearable.
ALL the signers of the Declaration of
independence signed their names with
quill pens except one; he signed his
Witherspoon.
In Michigan etiquette permits bride
to be married without loves-precisely
the way she handles her husband
Buffalo Express.
A NEWSPAPER PUBLISHER in EastOn,
Pa, has been arrested on two counts
for advertising Southern lotteries con-
trary to the laws of Pennsylvania.
DIFFERENT actors have resorted to
different means of sustaining their
strength while on the stage. The eat
ing of raw meat is said to nerve man.
DIR. JOHNSON remarked, when he
heard that q friend of his had married
a second time, that it was an instance
of the triumph of hope over expe-
rience.
EMPLOYEES of the Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad Company have been notified
that drunkenness and frequenting of
liquor saloons will be considered suf1i-
cient cause for immediate discharge.
MRS. PARTINGToN, in illustration of
the proverb, "a soft answer turneth
away wrath" says that 1t is better to
speak paregorically of a person than to
be all the time flinging epitaphs at
him"
~ NEVER thought but once" said
old Deacon Webbing, "that it was a
sin to steal an umbrella" "And
when was that?'' asked friend. "lt
was when some pesky thief stole my
new silk one." answered the deacon.
A CONDUCTOR on the Maine Central
Railroad, while trying to wake sound
sleeper in order to get his ticket, the
other day, pulled at his leg, when, to
his horror, it came off. But it was q
wooden one, and the damage was east
ly righted.
THEY are going to erect a monument
over the grave of Pocahontas. at
Gravesend, Eng. Courage, George;
patience, Wash, patience; the monu-
ment period is working down danger
ously close to your time. Burlington
HaOk-Eye.
A STRANGE disease has broken out
among the horses in Perry County, Pa,
first appearing as swelling in the
throat, spreading over the entire frame
of the animal and assuming the most
violent form in the legs. The disease,
however, has not proved fatal.
"THERE," said the shop-man, point
ing to beautiful epergne-" there's
fine center piece" .sCent apieceP"
gasped old Mrs. Bagster, who stood
near" cent apiece? You may wrap
up two of them for me, if you please,
Mr.. Smith, adding, soto :voce, "rd
no idee them things was SO cheap"
AFTER the recent wholesale Aogging
of boys at the Minot School, Neponset,
q boy who was one of the victims was
questioned as to the severity of the
punishment. "Did he whip any of
them so as to leave them black and
blue?" was asked. "No," replied the
boy, "but he made some of them yell
A CocKNEY inquired at the Postoffice,
the other day, for letter for Emery
Hogden." He was told there was
none. "Look ERE" he replied, lit
tie angrily, "you've hexamined hodd
letter for my name. 1t don't COM
mence with hatch. 1t begins with a
no. Look in the ole that's got the
hoes"
No ONE ever succeeded in extract
ing honey from spelling bee. Didn't,
Ell? A young man who attended
spelling bee in this town three years
ago took therefrom young lady whom
he recently married, and he calls her
"honey' for short, and thinks she is
ten times sweeter than that saccharine
product of the bee. What he will call
her few years hence is question we
hand over to our puzzle solvers.-Nor-
rist0Un Herald.
THE Louisville (Ky.) Post prints .
remarkable history to the effect that at
the outbreak of the war the late George
d. Prentice, in consideration of the re-
ceipt of $25, 600 from q very prominent
| man, wrote q column editorial article
for the Journal of that city favoring
the secession of Kentucky. At the last
moment it was taken from the forms,
after the departure of Mr.. Prentice for
his home, by his associate editor upon
his individual responsibility. The next
day, the story runs, there was q lively
time about the Office, Mr.. Prentice be-
ing very angry. A consultation was
had, matters were amicably settled, and
in . short time the Journal became q
leading Union newspaper, but it is said
that Mr.. Prentice never returned the
81. 900.
1t has been estimated that there
are in the State of New York no fewer
than 6, 400 ecclesiastical organizations
of all denominations, occupying near
ly as many edifices, which furnish seats
for over 2,6O0, 600 persons, and having
an enrolled membership of 1900, 900
in round numbers. The aggregate
value of these church-edifces and the
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