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mLD AMERICAN HOrEL.
Y Established about 1880
Rpsucitated on tie European Plan for
u,, Gentlemen only.
: i'''s '"s IT, =, - TERMS: il' Anl''l -
Rooms each person per day.....,......,.5O
2"HsH p3II gI per week. k.....,...S3.0 90
per month...S and $40
According to location Of Kooms puid
II advance.
BOARD TERMS:
Board and dging.-........Sl-5 90 per day
Board anu lodging. .G so per week
MEALS,
~
QUO
ftET 2oc
MRS. NJ. j. ARCHER. Pproprletress,
'.E 20 George st. corner King, -
sep ~ s"1yt ad' Charleston, S c.
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SHERIDAN'S SCHOOL.
A CLASSICAL SCHOOL FOR
BOYS AND GIRLS.
HUGO G. SIIERIDAN....... Principal.
MISS +. j. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FHNhis School. opens OH the First Monday
IL in September annually, and cOntin-
ucs unintCrruptedly until tho last of June.
TERMS PER MONTH.
First Grade. beginners. ...... ........ 90
Second Grade, Grammar pupilS...... 2.50
Third Grade, advanced English...... 800
Latin and Greek, cNtra.... ............r 90
COURSE OF STUDY.
First Grade. Alphabet. Spelling, Rud-
imentary Arithmetic, Writing and First
Second Grade, Spelling, Reading,
Writing Arithmetic. lSecopa- Steps ilHl iilHl
Geography, Grammar, Written Compo-
sition, Latin and Greek.
7 Third Grade. Spelling, Reading, Writ
ing, Arithmetic completed, Geography
completed, Grammar completed, Compo-
sitlom, History, Philosophy. Rhetoric,
Logic. Bookkeeping, Algebra, Gcome-
try, Chemistry. Latin, Greek and Writ
ten Composition. a1
Elocution is taught In each grade.
Miss Mackay has charge of the girls.
Students may enter ut any time during
the term, and are changed only from
date OF entrance.
Sophomore Glass in any College or for n
successful business life.
Neatness of person, polite manners
and high sense of honor are considered
of no less importance than the branches
taught, and are therefore inculcatcd
with unremitting assiduity.
Board may be had In good families
near the school ,at ten and twelve dollars
per month, including washing and lights.
Boys and girls are kept separate and
no intercourse allowed.
A liberal share of public patronage Is
respectfully solicited.
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kentucky has 10000 votcrs-ono-
third of her electors-who cannot
read the ballot they cast. What a
sad commentary on the educational
statuss,of the old "Bhue Grass" State.
How cana government be pure and
y'rtuous when their voters arc igno-
rant and goddess "
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There are many teachers who be-
licye things they can not prove, and
many more who attempt 10 prove
what they do not believe. If every
teacher were required to teach only
What lie knows and know all he teach
cs, dhere would be better state of
things in the country. Tho country
would 't'nIle, then get rid Of a ] few fools and
fanatics H.. n. l,..' ~. =
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FHNlis School opens onthe First Monday
IL in September annually, and c0ntin-
ucs unintcrruptcdly until tho last of June.
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Nothing SO exhilarates the weary
plodder of the soil, as n meeting with
some Of his brother farmers and a
report from them Of the condition of
their @scrops--their successes and re-
verses. SO, the carcworn pedagoguc
delights 10 commune with his ''bretl.-
ren'in the cause" by slipping cncour-
agemant from recital of their
"triaIs and tribulations." We like
to know how others manage. -. "
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The Orangeburg democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, 1879-06-13

From alprivatp .lettar from Prof.
w. S. Morrison, Secretary of the
Teachers Convention, Of ispaytanburs
county. we take ibe So flowing wing extract extract
as q bit of encouragement to those
who are interested in this work in Or
nDgeburg: "For the first four or, five
years our convention was p-hill
work. The people seemed afraid Of
It. They seemed to think the teach
ers were organizing to strike for high
er wages. An impression prevailed
that the Convention was sister Of
the shcool system--an offspring Of onr
Radical State governmcnt-so called
For several years We found Trouble
IN getting places. -Four years since
we ont-lived these prejudices. Tie
people now understand and apprc-
ciate lis. Seven communities in diff
4eremt sections of the county have
asked for the next NEE ing of our
y
Convention" /"
So, it shot our intention here "to
strike for higher wages" We pur-
pose working. for the good Of the peo-
pie and an elevation of our profession.
The odd Iron County" is entitled
to the highest praise. She is one Of
the first and best organized counties
In the State. - :
4 q. - - ...'k rHE. r.~Er. : 1EE
In this place We return thanks for
ans invitation to be present at the
sammer meeting Of the Spartanburg
Convention. If circumstances are
favorable we will be on-hand. rvs
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EDUCATIONAL COLUMN.

All communications intended for this column
should be addressed to j. B. ON. Holloway,
Esq. who has kir dly consented.tp edit 1t.
, 1879-04-04
THE WOMEN.
industrial Eot1ool.

The regular monthly meeting OF the Exeea.
tvs Committee OF the Industrial School fo.
Girls WAS held in the club-room Of the fremont
House 1easerdaY morning, Mrs. G. b. Marah Ia
the chatr. The attendance Was small, due to
tho fact that many Of the members are In at.
tendance on tho sessions OF the State Board OF
Managers A. Quincy. The MAtron, Miss E. N.
Miller, read q long list of donations secetycd
during the mouth. Reports werc received iron,
the various Committees and placed on nlc.
Mrs. Randall, the Treasurer Of the West Side
Auxiliary. turned In SO, the proceeds Of d con-
cert given BY The Tanuessceans for the benefit Of
tic school. Mrs. Marsh rep oEted the sim Of
t6l received at an entertainment given hJ sI,s.
South 9ide Auxiliary at st. Paut's Uniyefealist
Church. Mr.. Hardy, from the Committee on
Building, 70 whom the uattor had been referred,
reported that they had conferred witch the
lsdea Of tho solAfers' Home, md TINT hereafter
The 1shool would have to pay q rnonthly rental
.. Hnrbert gays report Of tho succeasful work
in proRresa At Matto0n, and Mrs. Sanger mado
a similar report In regard to tvs 1uvcnilo
focetie. H,,1s under @ her sharge, knonn az tAe 70
been doing wonders In aid Of iha Industrial
School. After transactlng sonu further routine
business. nudittng some bll!s, and engaging iu
sonc Informal talk on the absorbing topic OF tho
carnival, tho meeting adjourned for ono month.
woMAN's WORK.
The ladies' interested in the organization ot
the Exchange for Wnmau'a Work, Including the
Managers and Subscribers, held their regular
monthly meeting Yesterday forenoon II tho
Grand Pacific Hotel. The attendance WIS aultA
large.
Mrs, Mary L, Walsh tsuderad her resignation
~ Manager for the reason that ahe thought tho
ladies must have appointed her under misap.
ious denomination. II WAS not accepted.
AIta. Dr. j. .. Bell, Mrs, Perry Il. Smith, aud
, 1879-04-04


that Capt. Hickey was ahead for Captain Of
Detectives. fle, 4 Ii understood, worked ener.
gettcatlY for MI Harrison, anil did much to pile
un ihe ma1orit! which that gentleman got In tho
Fitth Ward. Some OF Tho Democrats, however,
aald that, r. view OF the fight which had been
nsdc on Hickey In the Council year ago, It
Wou!d bo fnpo!lttc Tor MI. Harrison to appoint
him to any potitionfn his Rft; but othcrs thought
that the fight was made on him chiefly a.
snperintendcnt Of Police, and that bis appotut-
meut to subordinate position would not eE-
cite any temonstranco.
No one has anr idea that Firc-Msrshnl Ben.
rer will be fntcffcrcd with. Els Standardization
81 tie atiaifs Of the Department has been fault
less, nor has le tnkcn any such part In politics
"a to erelte opposition from tho successful
party. lie has always been careful to keep
politics out Of hts Department, and to forbid
the dlscusslon Of political questions on TIM
streets or even ia the sngina.houses Whsn
strangers Ntra present.
~ FOR TIE poL1oB DEPARTMENT..
IL ia bt1lcvcd suot. scov., u.tt, b. ..t..,ss
etleast for ths ,1re,cna H. ~" ~ ~ vatEaH a.
Ilsrfieou. ami nrni,shtr srnects sofns .aco1nt.
lion Of thai taef ia ssti ~ ,snn-to. r.,,as-
day that The oniy order he ha4 issned w.. - Il.
effect that the men shnutd mt m nriidle IN ~ Mi.
tics. Hn WA onnns.J 10 Wrirht' and ia ~.
crtcd somn t,crsnnnl Influenza s1ainsi him ~
WRIGHT had novur ahn,~n snv trt.-a.t -
, 1879-04-04
PARASITES ON LEMONS AND ORANGES.
ScecfaE INfndfch to T14 JftAuRk

NEW YoAK. April IA writer 10 today'S Sun
On parasites In Mediterranean oranges ard
lemons says, 1.-THE exIstence OF this dreaded
pest wss we'll known to lruit.dealers In this city
more than thirty years ago, but never before has
fruit from TIC Mediterranean been 50 thlckly
covered with parasites as during tile last and
present. year, 50 murh 80 "a 10 sorlously affect
tic prico OF lemons aud oranges Imported from
thosa p'aces. The only variety Of West ludIa
oranges affected (sllglsly> by tho parasite Ia ln
ported from Kingston. Jamaica. The injury in-
1letcd " likely 10 be Indicted In future on tie
Mediterranean 1emona aud oranges by ths de-
structlYe inaect IL serious natter for couteln-
plAtion, and unless an ei{actiys plan caD be de-
vtsed TO check tho growing ev,l, much loss will
ultimately 10 sustained bY growers. The yaluo
Of lemons aud oEanges annually imported Into
New York exceeds q, ,00Q't
, 1879-04-04
INCORPORATED.
Ht,seJ1f 1fshdff.k IN THA 7fjMtdf

srRiNaY1HLp, ILL.,, April 8.-Liccnscs to
organize wero Issued to-day BY tl,e Secretary OF
State to tie following proposed corporations,
Tho Liebert Chicago Yesst Company, Of Chi.
cago; capital, $50, 900; corporstos, Jullua A.
Licbert, Bronson PECK, IT., md j. E, Wood
bridge.
The Auckland MIuing &; Milling Company, Of
Chicago; capital, l,o00, 900; corporators, Law-
son A. 0illett, Charles A. Day, and Theodore
I. Elliott
The Consolidated Paper Company of Chicago,
capital. SO, COZ; corporators, benjamin F. Price,
j. =. Thorndiko, and George Abbott Price.
The Pcoria Law Library Association also filed
d certificate Of its increase Of stock TO $4,000.
, 1879-04-04
THE COUNCIL,

no" ~ o1F \ okAooHATlo HAJohlEr
1t IL not likely Tint the Council will do any
Monlay week, unless they hold spccial sessjou
~. ~ ,,,,,,,. 80. a..
~. eAo pa'poss ooAo LUZ asA1 M HssH. A.
necessary 10 "alt hfst Until all the bal'otrho1es
tho city Clerk to make out his % schedules. M Yes.
ter,]av nil the horr. wcro In crccnt ojr,, n.y.,
tha s,t,,... s.,,, .,..,,,hI.. =. "n
.uo 't1s's WV ulooaoil tuln w W Aohoag' IL
elected Alderman and Mayor TO take their seats
before the end OF April, ind there ID no anociai
800. ,,,,, t,,oro .t,,,,,1 In 49,, ~. ~-
4easuu w.! us4s anou'u W Wy uua.a ho"s c1"
seekers who ore expecting 50 much from BIZ.
Harrison.
The status Of the Council, according 10 the re-
turns rs lucy stnnd now, u unsatisfactory to fl!e
tnah"iT ~ H. h ha.ta aotu " sJt " oht
,' ,r ~ " r. @ suta1 naut, VI tGnteen in III
" VI naIr sla{Ga ~ t us aot . su.nelens 1o1
~ ~ H. nS ,,a tarse ptoeossu
" Tue lenders, wi,o % Want 10 nave @ control oi the
notuS 1e!9nu 4asf.on. 10 .at a.'stc nay &c
" Ges tat odv nS ,ha ~ ~ n ~ ~
~ ts"e ~ o1af, ~ n.aa Mas 70 ~ uuss " uustns
~ ~ r nsu thot " M ,s dace
ot.nn xh., .s, rag T., r., III; ~ "s
-. 20
..'
~ ,,nn. ~, al.
naai math oseI ~ DsoS'a., SH1san. u lug fAtu
rieeillct ol tnis "ata' WaGn eave h!m eonstd'
SStaote Mn!o'nyi ~ ouu ~ .in !uuEest n{an. ~
fro1ant ~ ts ,nsro W cas G d ~.
eIna % nauua.eas sutes "e1c euo., nmu thL an pF-
EanisGa attempt w. w. made t9 carry e election
.hSio W ttaua na ~ a.efso fi.t ,1at 5ae o.
is slulstS "sae uuMm ~ ts III eeaT ose ns!u
suiio ~ H9 y. tnI l.ust.Gt Ut IEnk FL,
. o'vs' Its nsu snsy 4taht hi ~ ILL., ~ " a!l
uns1, ~, ao . H. % tnti,, mti vi tH taey annu
~ one +a;. aIs. uess s,
m to .he noiis. mn atIldnYit In ona fsnd rniI n
SocalIstEc ticket in tile other, and attempted to
force in their votes. Some, accorlng to hlr,
Run, succeeded in this; otilcrs no prevented
from accomplishing their purpose. 1t js also
alleged that s,milar state Of affairs existed In
the Fourth Precinct Of the sane wnrl, where
410 majority was cast for Mr.. Alpheter Here,
It Is stated. two OF the Judges, Mcssrs. McGuire
and Fucik, have refused to sign the returns,
which, consequently, bear tho signature
OF but one fudge. The grounds OH which
thcy arc ALLEGED 10 lave Withheld
tha}+ rsmn. o-o tho some n, thosa .sstnns'i H..
cast, and M organized attomps to cast others.
THIS proceeding has made MI. FlcIk ycty rn-
popular nmonE tho BolIGEDtan8 Ia tho neighbour
hood most Of whom belong to tlle eogialistjc
Il Viii Ia scen that the lnss of ciiiecr nj thess
n.,"iaa.n '~s' '''"S '''o ''7" ~ "'>A ~ "A~s'
piee'ne'e
ho WonhD dn,raa DE- ra1Ah !, TO oauna n1 .,,,.,
these precincts, the certificate Will be given to
Curran, and or Alphctcr will be thrown Tho H.
n ruscm. ,,na ,aHN ,nsvn, m ~.
not n. nemorratfc n, ia s,,rcrasor sinnId cof y
, 1879-04-04


known Mrs. pr. Mcycr during her sickness, md
lad gone to Wallcr's lrug-nt0re tw,ep for medi.
ctnc,---,ncu for glass tube, the other tt1ne for
sonacthllE III bottle, Of which stuff wltpess
medicine to pr. Meyer Drs. Pratt and Hedges
were present. Witness had assIsted 10 giyo
Mrs. Meyer the cslior0forn. but sho bad a,ways
held tie handkerchief IN her own hand. Wit
ness lived at nr. Meyers house. Mrs. Meyer
complained bccausu hu aid not glyo' her
enough. Mrs. Mcycr lad great pam ln her side,
uuI ou suntiay and Monday tossed about in bed
and tcrkod her arms conyuisiycly.
street, 4 brother Of Mrs Meyer, deceased, tcsti-
fed TINT Wien he first went to sec hls sister,
Saturday night, tIe found lIer suffering greatly,
p!trlIlng around anil tossing her arms about,
Sue asked ior ebioroiDrsn, which thu wttuess
Envo her, 6lI6 lay quiet for lew minutes, aId
then sprang, ur and cried tor more calorotostn.
Witness nad often asked DR.. Meyer. what his
6ister's disease was, mud he replied t!at hc did
not know exactly; It was y queer Kind OF a!ck-
ness. Mra: Muyet had complained Of pafns III
tl.a stomach, and said that sho would dia II the
agony did not CEASE.
Dr. 8. +. Hedges, No. III Centre street, said
that ho WAS called SUNDAY noon to consult With
Dr. Meyer and DR.. FRUIT in regard to Mrs. AeT-
cr's coinplaint. and they tl,Fcs had agreed on a
remedy. III wftncssf opinion the sickness Was
OF the liver. Bio was In a comatose condition,
anu wituess could not vet q good diagnosis.
sui he Thought that discass of the liver was
plainly appurent, und Tint tho kldueys wore
sIighsiy tou1!ed. The uriu showed That tho
liver aint kidneys wcrc Affected. In his profcs.
stonul oplnlon 5lrs. Meyer died OF disease ol tho
liycr involving tile gall bladder. During her
sickness Mrs. Meyof had taken phosphorus,
nax-yomica, diostorca,, euonlY1nfna, cupruu,,
acettcum, aTsouIcum, all ~ hospeopatl,tc doses
very nuch alscolored, showing that tho daaguo'
sis OF the diselae Was CORRECT.
Ds. +. II, Pratt, No. Ho6 North La8alte street,
wss attending Mira. Aieyer through TWO or three
!llnea3ss, Including her last illness. Tue tfrai
tune lie aaw her III her last Illness waa at night.
md he found her under the influenza Of chl0ro.
form, After she had come 0ut tro1. her 8lceV
he examined her, and found q pain In tho right
s!da under the abort sibs, some tenderness
there, agenessl sallowdsas, etc. us thought
, 1879-04-04

lniscarriagc, but neither that nor the kidney
Affection WIS scrlous enough to produce dcath.
the uterus, anl tic Kidney affection IN this case
could not hayo produced death. The uterus was
really not In a discused condition, despIto the
fact That a miscarriage had been occas!oIed.
liver and the other symntoms Of disease, ,witnesa
was OF thc opinion that death did not result from
any nor all Of them. The 9all.stonrs found in
the bladder were small, and therefore uot pro-
ductiye OF death nor Of much pain.
PROF. HAIHrs WAS RECALLED.
lie testified that he WINS prcaent at Alr. 0cldcr-
msn's post.inortcm examination, md was gtyca
the ston9cll, liver, brntn, and upper portion
ttwo.thtrds) Of tho 'intcstlaes Of Mrs. Moyer nu
70" them taken from tho body und plaeed fn
1ara: ~ tlad examined the organs aforesaid.
n!l 81 them In weil-marked quantities. Ono hall
ol the stomach, upon analysis, yielded one.stx-
teenth Of = grain Of poison, from which 1t might
be concluded that this entire organ contained
thtrd Or the livor was subjected to unalysis. and
from u ont.forty-thtrd Of grain at ftTychntna
ssaa cxtfactcd. Thcrctoru tho whole organ con-
taineu s'tgAt!y lesa than oue'fouEtaenth Of a
tnatlon, also yielded -well.snarked reactions,
showing tho pfcsenea OF ssryclnine, but owing
to q lack Of t!me the quantity had not been de-
Me1 ns fa sat GSanthy Of stfyshu!o
that less than that quantity woulu xlli 4 nun,
He would expect to lind ID 4 System that had
been poisoned not all thu poison ttlat
had been administered. Some Of it
would bs carried oil before death ensued; aome
would DO lost sight Of in tho chemical anal lyals,
aud then the entire system took up tha poison,
whereas wltuess had examined simply, \ few or
ga1.a of thu body Wtncss Was Of tbs opluian
that the medicines administered to Qeldermaa
could upt have generated the strYcAutpo found
In LIS remains. Tia action Of doc0m posing
body deco1npoaed Etrychnina itself 10 certain
rxtGur The witoees described Tue symptoms Of
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1879-11-28
Squibs.

Pupil know how many days there
are III year-three hundred and sixty-
live and fourth. Parent-Is that so 2
Where does that fourth come in Pm
pl-Fourth of July Rome Sentinel.
The household that keeps a baby can
AFFORD to sell its alarm clock very cheap.
-lNew Haven Register.
MIR. Halleck, in his well-knowD poem
called "Bozzaris; or, The Night Before
Thanksgiving Day." says:-
IAN hour passed on-the Turkey woke.
That bright dream was his last
He woke to die, mid fire and smoke
Mid basting spoons and carver's stroke.
And bright blades, flashing fast"
A Danbury housekeeper observed tn
the hired girl, the other morning
Ann, as we have entered up0p tRe
dawn of another century of our nations
history, | guess you had better get a
tooth brush of your OHn.n
The manager of church fair not far
away, when asked if there would he
music each evening, replied, s'No.n and
then added, "but there will be sing
ing" s
A New York lady was examining an
applicant for the office of maid-oteaII-
work, when she interrogated her as fol-
lows: "Well, Mary, can you scour tin
ware with alacrity 7" mo ma'am, I al
ways scOur it with sand"
A lazy man having a wife named
Hope. whose custom it was to pull off
her husbands boots every evening, was
wont to exclaim on such occasions
"How truly it is said that Hope is the
yanker of the sole.'n '"e