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1sTaTH or FssHoST, lintrist 81 Manchester 80.
Alta Probate Csuu, ksId at MAnshshter, within
asd Tor ssla Dis,riss sa ths i9th dsy Of August
a. D., itTe
PrassHt Hsa. haaASy AswArd JHaEs.
An Instrument, PurysrtiBR 10 be ths last WI
and TsstAuszt II lydia Il hsuiii, late 81
hupert, In said district, dsesEAss, bsisg pre-
scented by A. h. Lambsft, ths Kaoout1r therein
named Tor Frobats, it il ordered bY said Court,
tbst all ptTssns concerned tilsrsin bs notified -
appear al a session thsrssi, 10 bs held at the
Probate Ones Al Factory Point " Man.
chester, IN said District, on tbs 4th dtg OF
~ Bsptsmbsr A. D. 1879. al 10 o'c.oek IN
the forenoon. sBd chow sspss, II any they
have, agGiBsL the prsbats " aaid Will for
which purposs IL is fsrtksf ordered. that this
srdsr be pgsiishsd tsrss Sssks sufesssvsly in
the hanshsstsr JouHsAL a Newspaper printed Al
hAnchsstsr lie this btAtsprsvisus t1 said tiias "
hsAIiBg.
By the Casrt.
issw Attest, RANEHY HOWARD, Judge.
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Photographs,

Fsneotypes, copied and enlarged pictures or
anything In my line will bu made at the present
reduced prices few weeks longer. Gall nov
and save the extra price you will have TO pay
aext summer. have on hand for sale cheap
9 large lot of siereoseopes, blereosoopic Views,
Picturs frames DC. Also glasses for the new
convex glass picture and some silk velvet nickel
rim frames made expressly TO put these pictures
IN. Call and see them at my old stand near my
residence, North MaiH Street, Manchester W.
II. 3. ALLEN,
Fsb 81, 1879.
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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-09-04

BrNsIsuruS CKNTFH pARsosAak,
1t giyes me pleasure to recommend Nj. An
tbnny Seminary % those Who arc seeking
boarding sch0ol for youth. Theirs IL. In my
Judgment. seldom 10 be found elsewhere 90 cap.
able Instruction The care exercised over tbs
morals and habits 1f the students IL faithful.
constant aud Chtistian, aud the standard IN,
cuicated pure aud elevated. The locality itself
Is unsurpassed for healthfulness, beauty Of
scenery, aud retirement from temptation The
school richly deserves, aud trust will go tin.
ne to receive, liberal patronage,
I,Ey. ISAAC JENNINGS.
TRoY, June 18th, 1879
II no small praise TO tho Principal OF the NJ
Anthony Seminary (Mf. q, w. YAtesl that be
has conducted u for nearly quarter Of oss.
fury, holding still the respect and Appreciation
Of lis nefghbors In his life work Of toaehinK, !
leafn that he IL making arrangements TO wdss
the scope OF the Institution, and to Increase its
attractions Accustomed to passing my sum-
mere IN bennington, ! can safely say that tbs
region is beautiful and so beautiful a. to force
the admiration o. every visitor,
FREDERICK O. CLARK, DID.
MIpDIEDuRY CoIIEoE, w. May 10Th. 1879.
PROT Gro. w. YArEs.
M Dfhr So II gives me great pleasure toss
that, IN my opinion, you can not lud man, ell
told better qualified 10 work with you 10 your
sehOo for number 0f yeArs THAI Dir VIM, II
shaw. hope you will engage his services, aud
il 30 shall be sure 10 refer 20 Mt. Anthony fem
inafy Ms well manned. You're truly.
a. B HUtBEHT
Pres Slidalebury GoIlsss
BENNINGTON VI Jnty ibih 1870 glu
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Mt. ANTHONY SEMINARY.
A Family Boarding School for Boys
AT BENSrNaroS CESTgR. Vr,
GEO. W. YATES, A. NJ, pac.,n..
WM. II. SHAW, A. 49,, hNN'Ra'

Noat school-year will Commence on Tuesday
September "a, 1879.
Tho school enters upon lis twenty, fourth year.
under the came principal, with improved faeii
ties and management Boys fitted for college OF
business Dull or backward boys surely broagst
forward. Prices 10 suit the times Bend for
circular.
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Satins, &c

Do not fail to call and examine the
above goods before purchasing els-
where.
CONE T. BURTON.
Manchester. Vt, September 50, 1879.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-19

headquarters or its ring leaders. 1t is
preparing for grand struggle, of
which the result cannot be forcscen.
The "Young Russia" society binds
its members by the most solemn
oaths not to divulgc any of its secrets,
to be ready to fight when the signal is
given, always TO resist to the death the
arrest 70 ones self or any other menu
Der of the society, to regard ones self a
sworn and deadly enemy of tho gov
ernmcnt and to resist it in every man
ncr possible.
Whenever circle reaches q. men,
bership Of sixty, it is subdivided into
ten circles of six each, and thus the
society is augmented day by day.
Money is subscribed for arms and
pamphlets, and for the maintenance
of the missionaries of the order.
Every city and village swarms with
Nihilists. Their true number is not
known, but it is immense. Besides
tho Nihilists are fourteen million
Starouier, or old faitll men, who
teach that the Car and his family are
agents Of the devil. Though distinct
from the Nihilists, they would aid
them in any uprising. Besides these
are Poles, ever ready to rebel, and
the Cossacks, Tartars and other saw
age tribes that chafe under the iron
hand of Russia. Altogether, Alexan-
der has crown full Of thorns, with
out being compelled for n third time
to face the assassin's bullet.
The Royal party still has the upper
hand, aud the Car has announced that
he will now inauguratc most deter
mined measures against the Revolu-
tionists. Whether they will rctaliate
with success, or whether they will be
utterly crushed for time, is
problem likely to be solved at no dis
tant day. The crisis in Russia well
deserves the attention of Christcndom.
Success by the Nihilists may be much
worse for civilization than even the
dcbasing rule of the autocrat of all the
Russias.
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.SHERIFF'S SALE.

.PY virtue of an execution to me di-
J rected, will offer for sale before
the courthouse door in Winnsboro, on
the first onday in May next, within the
legal hours sale, at public ont.cry, to the
highest bidder, tho following-described
real md personal property. to wit:
All TINT piece, parcel or tract Of land,
lying, being and situate in the Cornty of
Fuiriie eld, state of South Curolina, con
tanning FOUR HUNDRED ACRES, more or
less, and bounded by lnnds of George w.
Coleman. Frances AIobley, Mrs. Emily
Meador, DR.. VIM. Meador and others.
ALSO,
Three hundred bushels Of corn, three
thousand pounds of fodder and three
hundred bushels of cotton seed, all more
or less.
Levied on as the property of D. Il
Coleman. Mt the suit of +. Elder.
Terms Of Sa e--CASH
Sherit's Office, S.W. RUFF,
"lnnsb"ro, 5. c., s. L. G.
April ~. 1879.
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20 for the Bay State Shoe.
" j. NJ. BEATTY g. co.
SHERIFF'S SALE.

RY virtue Of M execution to mo di.
- rected will offer for snle before
tho courthouse door in Winnsboro, on
the first Monday in Way next, within the
legal hours Of sale. at public out-cry, tc
the highest bidder, the following-dc.
scribcd property, to wit:
AL TINT piece, parcel or tract Of land,
lying, being and situate in the Co.nty OF
Fairfield, State of South Carolina, con.
tanning TWO HUNDRED AND F1rrY-FouR
ACRES, more or less, and bounded by
lnn'ls of John FenIny, William Hinnant,
Lavinin Smart, Washington Robinson and
others.
Levied on MS tho property of D. A.
Coleman, ut the suit Of Il. G. McCorkle.
Terms Of sale-CASI.
S. W. RUFF,
Sherih's ONCE, S.F.C.
WinRsboro,S S. G.,
April II, 1879.
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CLERKS SALE.

STATE Or SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF FAIRFIELD.
W: r. Kennedy, Plaintiff. against jeff. J.
Poscy, Defendant.
1 pursuance of an order oftho Court OF
l. Common Pleas, made in the above
stated case, will offer for snlc, before the
court house door in Winnsboro, on tn q
first Monday in May next, within tho
legal hours ofsalo, at public outcry, to
the highest bidder the. following de.
scribcd property, to wit:
All that piece, parcel or tract of land,
lying, being and situate in the county
and State aforesaid. containing FIFry-F1yE
ACRES, moro or less, being Lot Number
Six Of the "Harrison Kiver Tract" and
having such form and shape MS are rep
resented by plat thereof now on file in
tho Office of the Secretary OF State, Mt Co.
lumbia, in the State aforesaid.
TERMS OF SALE Cash on the day of sale
purchaser to pay for MI necessary
papers.
w. II. KERR,
G. @. G. p. L. G.
Clerks Office,
Winnsboro, s. c.,
April II, 1879.
april 12-td
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF FIrRFIELD.

COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Frederick Copes MS Trustee of Mrs. Sarah
Il: Cop"s, Plaintiff, against Samuel B.
National Bank oft,hester, South Caro-
lina, Hopkins, Dwight & Co., Fl. W..
Friedenwald, The Winnsboro National
Bank Of Winnsboro. South Carolina,
George II. McMaster and Francis Gcrig,
as Assignees Of the Winnsboro National
Bank Of Winnsboro, Sonth Carolina,
IL. @. Howard rs Secretary Of the Mary
land Fertilizing and Manufacturing
ompany, and John A. Fraser, Defend
ants. Copy Summons for Relief. Com
plant not Served.
To the Defendants;
VOu ARE hereby summoned and
l. required to answer tho complaint
in this action, which is fled in the Off ce
of the Clerk Of Common Pleas, for the
said county, and to serve copy of your
answer to tho said complaint on the sub.
scribor at his Office, Winnsboro, South
Carolina, within twenty days after the
aervioo hereof, exclusive of the day OF
sIch service; and if you fail to answer
the complaint within tho time aforesaid,
the plaintiff in this action will apply to
tho Court for the relief demanded in the
Complnlnt.
Dated 10th March, 1879.
JNO. j. NEIL,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
To the Defendant, Samuel B. Clownoy:
TAKE notice TINT the summons in this
action of which tho foregoing is q copy,
was filed in the Office Of the Clerk OF
the Court Of Common Pleas for the
County of Fair6 el 4 in tho State Of South
Carolina, on the Cd dny OF April. 1870
2nd April, 1870 JNO J. NEIL,
april 3-taw6w Plaintiffs Attorney.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-19

SENATOR HAMPTON has at last taken
his scat in Washington. We trust his
sagacity and craftsmanship will be
felt on the floor of Congress as it has
been manifested in South Carolina.
BY IL singular coincidence tho oath of
office was administered to him by
President pro tenn. Thurman, who in
the absence of Wheeler has been
chosen the first Democratic presiding
officer Of the Senate since 1860.
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REMOVAL.

WE are now located in the brick
w building formerly occupied by
Messrs. j. +. MoAIastcr & Co., where we
will be glad to welcome our customers
and friends. Will continue to deal in
general merchandise. and will endeavor
to please by sticking to our motto -
GOOD QUALITY, HONEST QUANTITY!
Please call. j. NJ BEATTY eco.
mch l6
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. DIR. c.. III. LADD,

H.AYING returned to Winnsboro. and
.II-resumed the practice of medi oine,
offers his professional se;vi ces to IL citi-
zens of tho town and Q ,unty.
ED Office in Bank ttange, up stairs,
nextto Ne,os and Herald Office. Entrnnce
on Oongrees street. mar 1-xt3m
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The Friend OF .All!
HOLLOWAY'S PILLS.

II had no oppetite;, Holloway's Pills
gave me hearty one"
"Your Pills are marvellous"
II send for another box, and keep them
in the house"
Or Holloway has cured my headaoh
that was chronic.
Il gave one of your Pills to my bnbo
for cholera morbns. The dear littlo
thing got well in a day"
, "My nausea of morning is now
cured"
"Your box of Hollo ways Ointment
cured mo OF noises in the head.
rubbed somo of your Ointment behind
tho ears md the noise has left"
Send mo two boxesj want ono for u
poor family"
Il enclose dollar; your price is 25
cents, but the medicine to me is worth u
dollar"
"Send me fivo boxes of your Pills"
"Let me have three boxes of your
Pills by return mail, for chills and
| fever"
have over 200 such testimo onials us
these, but want of space oompeis me to
conclude.
For Cutaneous Disorders,
And all eruptions Of tho skin, this Oint.
ment is most invaluable. 1t does not
heal externally alone, but penetratcs
with the most searching effects to tho
very root Of evil.
HOllOway's Ointment.
Possessed of this remedy, every man
may be own doctor. 1t may be rubbed
into the system, so as to reach any in
ternal complaint; by these means, cures
sores or ulcers in the thront stomach,
lSS.nr Nt,,s, II
falibe remedy for bad legs bad breasts,
contracted or stiff joints, gout, rheuma-
tism. and all skin diseases
lMPoRTaNT CAuTIoN.-Nonc are genuine I'M
less the signature OF j. IIAYDoCK rs agent for
the, United States surrounds each box or Pills
anu Cintmpnt. Boxes at 2a cent?, G2 cents, and
IL each.
ey There Is considerable saving by taking
the larger Sizes. HOLLOWAY & CO.,
New York.
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SOUTHERN WHOLESALE DEPOT.

For the more convenient supply of
outhern trade Southern Wholesale
Depot has been established at Savannah.
Co., from which Dealers. Churches,
T Teachers, and tho retail trade can be
supplied ut N. Y. md Boston factory
,ates. For Illustrated Catalogues, price
lists and full Information, address.
LUDDEN & BATES,
Savannah, Ga.
Manufacturers Wholesale Agents.
mch rs. 3m
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-19

A TERRIBLE TORNADo.-A telegram
from Walterboro, dated April II, says:
"Bctwoen three and four O'Clock YES
tcrduy afternoon q terrific tornado
passed over our village, lcvclling more
than one hundred buildings and killing
sixteen persons. Not church is left
standing. The storm blew from south
TO north until within one mile of Wal
tcrboro, when it went up the swamp
ON the west side OF the courthouse
square, striking the earth about one
hundred yards east of the courthouse.
No damage was done on the square,
but the upper portion of the town is a
total wreck, not more than three or
four houses being left standing" 1t is
estimated that not less than three
tourths of tic town was swept away ;
and the former inhabitants Of the de-
stroyed portions are left homeless.
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RENTED UNTIL PAID FOR.

These Organs are now offered pur chas
ers by monthly instalments OF from SIS
to $40, or will bo ronted until the rent
pays for them. From ono to three years
time givol, for payment.
Special reduction given to Churches,
Schools and Pastors. Agents wanted
everywhere. Organs sent on trial to any
part of the South. We pay freight both
ways if not satisfactory.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-04-19

DWELLING HOUSE BURNED.-We
regret to learn that the fine old man
sion at Cherokee Ford Iron Works,
occupied by Capt. r. G. Latham,
Agent, was accidentally. destroyed by
fire at 2, a. m., Friday, the 11th inst.
The flames spread so rapidly that Capt.
Latham only succeeded in saving some
ofhis clothing and few articles of
furniture. The fire is supposed to
have originated from coal dropping
from the cook stove. Loss of building
and furniture, &c, estimated at about
81 1000, but the loss Of the books and
papers Of Captain Latham and of the
company, which were all destroyed,
were still greater loss. .-Spartanbu.y q
Herald.
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LOW PRICES
THAT WILL

Sugar-Cnred Uncauvassed Hams al 10
cents per lib.
Good Coffee Sugar Mt cents per lb.
Best Rio Coffee at II cents per lb.
Pure Lenf Lard Mt 10 cents per lb.
Fresh Soda Crackars at IL cents per lb
All sorts of Sweet Cakes at correspond
ingly low low prices
Also. l5 or 2U Ebls. New Mackcrel Fish
in different sized packages suitable for
farm nse. Give me q cali. will not be
undcrSold. w. III. DONTY
mch 25
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KILLED BY A TREE.-- While Ephrain
Elan, colored, who farms on lands of
Captain J. l., ,Agurs, near Mr. Alex
anderr Wtse's, was ploughing last
Monday, the 18th instant, his mule was
killed by.a falling tees Chester Re.
porter.
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NOT QUITE 4 HoMIcIDE.-A report
came to town on Sunday morning that
Matt. Woods, q colorod man, had been
killed by one Bailey CLARK, also color
ed. Constable Joe Carter proceeded
at once to tho scene with authority to
arrest Clark, and having effected his
purpose, returned and lodged him in
jail. In tho meantime, however, the
dead man revived and to-day will
stand as living witness against Clark
who stands charged with assault and
battery, instead Of murder. Up to
the hour of going to press no disposi-
ton had been made Of the case.-
Chester BuUctin.
REV. j. A. WHITE.-Ne failed to
notice in our last issue the call of Rev.
James A. White to the pastorate of
Hopewell Church. The omission was
due to the simple fact that we did not
hear Of in time. Mr.. White has ac-
cepted the coll, and entered upon the
discharge of his pastoral du los. He
has been highly favored, for Hvpewell
Is the oldest Church in the county, and
has been blessed with pastors of great
ability and purity Chester Bulleti,e.
RoDBERY.--On Sunday, tho 9th inst,
while Robert j. Harper and his tami-
~, who reside near Wrightsvillc, six
teen miles northeast of Y orkvillc, werc
absent from their home, attending
church Mt Bcihel, their house was
broken open and robbed Of eighty-five
dollars in gold and between five and
ton dollars in silver. James Hutchi-
son, colorcd, has been arrested and
lodged IN Jail, charged with the crime.
- T3l0,ii,ey
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THE GuANo WAn.-The "Phosphate
ring" hasn't much to fear from the
farmers ofeastcrn Chester and west.
ern Lancaster. These good mon arc
using the commodity freely THE yedr.
More then six hundred TONS of gmano
have been shipped from this place
over the Chester & Chcraw Railroad
since the first of january. Reporter.
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NO HUMBUG
TIE DAY STATE SHOE.
j. 81. BEATTY & co.

april Is
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1879-05-08
AND THEY'RE DUMB.

have been across the bridges OF the years,
Wet with tears
Where the ties on which tTOd, going back
Down the track
To the valley where l left, meath skies Of Truth
My lost youth.
ASH went, dropped by burdens, one and all
Let them fail;
All my sorrows, all my wrinkles, all my care,
My white hair.
/ laid down, ike ,ome lone pilgrims heavy pack,
By the track.
As l neared the happy valley with light feet,
My heart beat
To the rhythm of song used to know
Long 40,
And by spirit gushed and dubbed like fountain
Down mountain.
en- the border of that valley / found you,
Tried and true;
And we Wandered through--the golden Summer
Land,
Hand IN hand,
And my pulses beat with rapture in the blisses
of your kisses.
And we met there, in those green and Yerdant
places,
Smiling faces,
And sweet laughter echoed from the dells
Like gold bells.
And the world was splitting over with the glory
OfY0uths story,
1t was but dreamers journey of the BRAIN;
And again
/ have left The happy valley far behind;
Time stands waiting with his burdens in pack
For my back.
AS he speeds me, like a rough well-meaning
friend
To the eud,
viii nud again the lost ones loved so well2
Who can tell!
But the dead know what the life will be to come
And they dumbl ELLA WHEELER.
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ofmanureal material for litter and oh
sorbing droppings from STOCK: and
most OF all perhaps, the prevention Of
loss by cattle tramp ping and fouling what
they might ear. We are entirely safe
IN assuming that by the soiling svsten,
double the quantity ofstock can be kent
and consequently great increase of
manure made 10 be applied to the hun.
CRY soil. Many reasons might be added
to the above, but the object is to call
attention to this vital question and in
duce farmers to think it out for them
selves. All objections urged against its
adoption are trifiing compared to ad-
Tantages; the principal one being adj
dltlonal labor, which is small when
fairly considered-an additional hand
perhaps, say eight months of the year
for 15O-acre farm.
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WITHOUT NY APPROVAL.
HunlOi'.

A dispatch from Europe announces
the suicide of an Italian nobleman.
Great goodness! who did he leave his
hand-organ to?
The sudden flight of colored people
from the south must be the work OF
some negro-man-sir.-Ci?l Cincinnati Sattr-
day Night.
Ninety per cent. of the pulp of an
orange is water. This explains why
stepping on the skin brings to mind a
dam.-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. All 10y, a Chinese woman of
Sacramento, IS coming east to lecture
There Is no happiness without some
All 10y, it seems.
Photographer" You look sober;
smile q little" He smiles, and the
photographer says, "Not so much, sir;
my instrument is to small to encom-
pass the opening"
A young man in Nebraska sent an
offer Of marriage to a girl whom he
fancied, and in reply received this tele-
gram: Come on with your minister"
Eye are the children of the devil"
was the text of divine in the morn
ing, and in the afternoon he said, "Chil~
dren, obey your parents"
A young man in New Milford, in q
spirit Of reckless desperation married a
girl in the midst of house-cleaning.-
Ddnbawy Neacs.
An enthusiastic Utica communist
hates kings and aristocrats so heartily
that he proposes to put an end to the
royalty on patents.- Utica Observer.
Hang that gate!" yelled old Hick-
DRY, as he scraped his shins against it
in the dark. And after supper he
went out and hung it.
An excited old man came in yester-
day to inform us that he had seen six
women sit a whole hour in a social con-
versation without once referring to what
they wore.
About the guiltiest looking people in
this world are a man accused of a crime
of which he is innocent and a newly
married couple trying to pass for yeter-
ans.
Tongue cannot tell nor words express
the establishment of the crippled sol
der who awoke to find his wife using
his wooden leg to pound the beefsteak
for breakfast.
at is standing rule of our church, !"
said one clergyman to another, "for the
sexton to wake up any man he may
see asleep" II think" returned the
other, "that it would be much better
for the sexton, when a man goes to
sleep under your preaching, to wake
you up!"
What is love?" inquired a poet
whose verses appear in the Philadelphia
North american. The idea of poet
not knowing what love is. It's SO long
ago that we almost forget, but so far as
we can remember it was a sort of heart
toothache.-NeW York Commercial Ad-
UertiSer.
An exchange tells of girl out west
who broke off the engagement because
the fellow was so bandy-legged that she
couldn't sit in his lap. She acted too
hastily. She should have remembered
that friend in kneed is friend in
deed.
care you a veteran?' we asked of
Fritz; who had been talking Of military
matters. ''It is no beesness NIT you,
vetter run or node" cries Fritz, evil
IDENTIFY mistaking our question; Il fight
NIT ali de great shenerals mineself al
ready, and vetter I run you makef dem
told you, I guess not, amt it," And it
was at least ten minutes ere We could
molly the old fellow.-B0ston Tran
script.