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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

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If he would go outside the colpO,ss,t,I' 7 "nt, n
thew would "thump the stuinn o T,s
him. him lust too quick to talk about. ,1o 70
vounc man tried to explain-onefeu "a :.
buv everything they had, wagon 1%r sor
all-and pay them their own pr'Ie g. ~
If: but they wouldn't listen 70 n. ~
their feelings were laceratea' III
didn't propose to have any dirty, .a"s, o,a,
ornerv. old greasy, old grocery keepea i"a
insult their "dad'' in such styie' .nu .na
no,hing short of humbly begging tne
old mans pardon would satisfy 'heu.
ola Arkansas was called back, the niA'
TOR was talked over, the merchan'
bought the peaches and sweet pota'oes'
hands were shaken over the pioou'
cbasm. and the victorious party WIN,
drew from the field. After tney nA'
cot out of the door their victim ore"
long breath and sadly remarked a.
tears as large as horsechestnuts tricAieu
down his cheeks, that he would go TWO
to one that there was seven peeSs VI
garlic in every square inch Of orea'n
that those girls blew up his deVo'eu
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

The introduction of iron buggies is
now proposed. The inventor has con-
structed a vehicle which consirts ex-
clusively of iron and steel. For in
stance, in place of hickory spokes and
oak tellOes, he EMPLOYS wrought iron
tubes and 7 iron; these tubes fit into
the axle box at one end, and are riyeted
to the L iron at the other. The first
noticeable effect of the employment of
iron for all parts, 1t is said, has been to
add to the weight of the vehicle, this
having accrued in spite of the thinness
of all parts. The cost also has been en-
hanced, but for this the augmented
strength and durability are regarded as
a full equivalent. In appearance it is
neat anu light.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
HUMOROUS.

JOHN, HE DoN'T CARE.-Up to his ell
bows in suds, and up to his eyebrows
in soiled linen, bald-pated child Of the
orient was found. A reporter wanted
to ask the Celestial as to ihe state OF MS
feelings regarding the Congressional
bill which restricts the immigration OF
the Chinese to the land of imitation, in
iuenza and enterprise. Three other
taffy y-colored citizens were in the apart
ment, complacently smoking, or pro
foundly meditating on the scarcity or
unclean shirts and the proneness OF
young men to reverse their collars and
and cuffs before seeking the laundry.
The heather Chinee is as close as an
oyster, and to get an opinion out OF him
the interviewer is obliged TO pry him
open, as it were, and apply stomach
pump. Selecting an inverted tub as
base of action, the scribe settled him
self.
"What Is the opinion of the Chinese
in town on this law which prevents
further immigration? was the start
ling question.
He who was agitating the suds was
seized with a spasm and scraped the
buttons off two shirts, like scaling q
fish, in his Wild endeavor TO appear ab-
sorbed and evade the conundrum. Two
of the others sank into deeper thought,
while the third toyed with the end OF
tis pig-tail, and tried to appear as
though his soul was in his native land.
Business is business. Now, how
much"
When this was said, the form that
fI.a fxrh efr inh
and his copartners smiled cOmplacent
and child-like smile, and calculated at
once:
"Savee?"
"What do you think of that bill, not
the greenback, but the bill that won't
allow any more Johns to come to this
cOuntryI Z" said the interviewer.
"Me know" was all the one who
tOyed with his queue vouchsafed as an
answer.
swell, what do you think of it?"
Pigeon English is language very
difficult to master, but when ratified of
like bob5in 1t is as difficult to hold as q
mules leg. From the conglomerated
compound which the queue-lover
elected, something like the following
was gathered:
Individually and collectively the
Chinese now in this country do not
care continental whether the bill be-
comes law or not. IL immigration is
stopped business will be better for those
already here. In California, where
there are thousands of them, very little
money is made, and many of them are
very poor. Alice samee to Chineyman;
when he gets all the cash he wants, he
will return to his native cline and live
in luxury; when John, he ges nothing
to do, he bumee, just like Melica man.
"Ah!" broke In the newsman, "has
he also learned the scientific art of
bumming?"
''Ulee bet. Heap lot Chineyman in
kalefounee bummee; walkee round all
day and bummee. Bumme he no good.
keepee him away, more business; make
heap money, then go back to Chinee
alsamee."
This wound up the talk, and when
the reporter struck for the door without
recurring to the subject of ''business,"
the suds in the tubs boiled with agita-
ton, and four sons of the Orient gazed
cross-eyed intently into the dim future
through the door which closed on the
man of notes and pencils.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

a lcse friend of ours thinks herself
quite as smart as her brother, though
she has seen but her fifth winter, while
he is passing through his eighth. He is
doing his ''first lessons" as "prim-
ary," and the other day returned from
school not little pulled up with know
ledge. "Marion," he asked, in that
style which a big brother assumes when
patronizing little sister, "Marion, do
you know that the earth turns round ?''
"Of tos l does," answered Marion, re
senting the impudence; "that'S the
reason 1 tumbles out of bed"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

While awaiting papa's return from a
journey, one of the little folks perched
herself upon the arm of mamm's rock
ing chair, to be every few minutes tip
ped of, as mamma at the least stir in
the hall, expecting to greet the travel
er. After several dislodgements, she
petulantly exclaimed: "Why, you
make as much fuss as old Mr.. Prodi-
gal" "Who is Mr.. Prodigal? and
what do you mean" asked mamma.
"Why, don't the Bible say what a fuss
ne make when his son came back ?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

One year ago my little Alice, now four
years old, knew very well the story of
David and Goliath and would not al
low any of us to mis-state any Of its
leading incidents. Afterward all refer
ences to the story dropped from our
family conversation, until something
recently brought it up again, when AL
ice promptly affirmed that she knew
all about that story, how David put the
giant Goliah into bag and killed him
with stone.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

To CURE RHEUMATISM IN HoRsEs.-
Take four ounces OF powdered salpetre,
two ounces of powdered squills, two
ounces OF powdered colchicum seeds.
one ounce of powdered cantharides; :;
mix, and divide into twelve powders,
and give one daily, mixed in moistened
food. Keep the animal warm and COM
Portable, and do not expose TO inclement
weather.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

SAUCE GENoEsE,-Put two ounces of
butter in small saucepan and mix in
one spoonful of flour; stir well, and add
One-half a small carrot, sliced. When
nearly cooked add pint of broth, and
half pint of claret wine "a small onion,
two cloves; a bay leaf,a sprig of parsley
and thyme each, salt and pepper. Boil
slowly for nearly an hour and half
and strain. Shortly before serving add
half an ounce of butter, give one boil
and serve. This sauce is generally
served with trout and pickerel, and is
very fine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
, v,..ee R,vaIIing in YeiIowne..

That of q 'heathen Chinee. II oeiotS ss
one of our race can scarcely be described udss az
attractive. But worse than TINS, " a,s. nesds
Of q disordered liver. Of liver ina ns At
arouslng and regulating Inc les Hos
hand, prompt. eficacious. course OF ,i.%i- h%S-
letters Stomach Bitters will expei Ine !, ;nto
rected bile from the blood and direct II inso
the proper channel open the bowels: remove "s
the dyspeptic symptoms which invanaply sc
company biliousness and eountersca 'n1 anngo.- aa
idly developing tendency to DANGEROUS congcs
ton Of the liver, which must always eAls'
when the skin and whites of the eyes assume
this yelIew hue. The pains through ihe I,sn'
lower ribs, side and shoulder blade, the hsu-
Ses fnrred state of the tongue. and unpleas-
ant breath, which indicates liver complaint IN
short ali its disasreesble concomitsnts are soop
remedi ed by this sovereign correc,Ne: VIM
perb invigorant. and pure and aSrees0'e
medicinal stimulant, appetizer and nerylne.
IyTaoUBLEp with Constipation, take HcofI
nnTs Ger man Bluers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

Cocoa SHELLs.-Put two tablespoon
fuls of cocoa shells into little cold
water; add to them a pint of boiling
water, and boil for one hour, strain,
add pint of rich milk, let it come to a
boil, then sweeten to the taste and
serve. If liked stronger, add more
shells in making it. This is nourish-
ing and palatable drink when tea and
coffee are not allowed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

The only effective way of curing de-
caying holes in trees is to make plug
of oak or other hard wood, smear 1t with
tar, and hammer it tight in the hole
until its outer surface is on the same
level as the hole. II there is any re-
operative power left in the tree the
bark will soon grow over the plug and
the wound be perfectly healed, which
will never happen with the concrete
process
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

A Slight EXPOSURE IN BAD WEATHER, when
the system is out OF order. often brings on a
stubborn Ce d (; the attending Cough lrrtJa es
lh- Lungs. and II n roHptly treated fire.
Quently devel pes Iendencyt 10 a tuOerculous
coiditio1- To avoid this da ger, those troubled
with Colds should resort at once TO DR.. Jayne's
Expectorant, which S. on loosens and eradicates
Coughs. oJhes and heals infiamed parts, and
removes all anxiety by setting the pate & on
The way TO good slth once more.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

A successful dairyman feeds his COWS
night and morning the year round, and
in each feed puts teaspoonful of salt.
He considers this method of salting
cows preferable TO the usual one of
giving animals salt once or twice week
and thinks his method adds largely to
the amount of milk given.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

WASTE POUND CAKE.-One pound of
flour, one pound OF sugar, one-half
pound Of butter, four eggs, and one cup
of warm water. Use prepared siour, or
put in the flour before sitting it, two
even teaspoonsful Of any good baking
powder. The cup of water must be
quite warm, but not really hot. Beat
eggs separately.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

ONE pint castor oil, the same of grass
fed beef tallow, and one pound OF rosin
Put into small kettle together, stir
over fire until the rosin is thoroughly
dissolved. This makes a good axle
grease.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

The Darwinian maxim chat the heav-
lest and finest seeds tend to produce the
finest plants has found support in the
observations and tests made by Mr.. A.
S. Wilson on turnip seeds. Large seeds
gave a product of pounds ounces
per seed, against 2 pounds 4 ounces in
the cate of small seeds.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
From the Chase County .Le.der ~

CorToSwooD, Chase Co. Kansas.
''Anakesis" is the name OF q Pile Remedy
introduced in this section of the State upon
the recommendation OF those who have tired
1t, by W. W. Jones. William Barton SAYS he
tried every remedy recommended but Ana
keeis" was the only one that effected perma-
nent cure.
Samples Of ''Anakesis" are sent free TO all
sufferers on spT,h alton to ..Anakesis" Depot,
Box 1916, New York. Also sold by druggists
everywhere. Price s1.OO per box
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

a French engineer has contrived an
apparatus in which system of mirrors
is used to concentrate the rays of the
sun in such manner as TO generate
steam.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

POVERTY CAKEs.-One pint of milk,
one teaspoonful of saleratus, two eggs.
Make them just stiff enough with Indian
meal to work into balls, and boil them
in hot fat. To be split open and eaten
with butter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

BAKED FIsH.-Take any nice fish, boil
it, remove the homes, and chop consid-
cradle parsley very fine, with one small
onion. Have about as much bread
crumbs as fish. Take a pudding dish,
and butter it, then lay in layer of
crumbs, and a layer of fish, ending
with the bread crumbs. Mix your
parsley and onion with salt and pepper
through your bread crumbs. Put
Jumps of butter over the top, very
slight grating of nutmeg, and pour
over it all sweet cream, or very rich
milk, till 1t rises to the top. Bake in a
quick oven till it has nice, rich brown
crust.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

KING CANE. - Three-quarters of a
pound of butter, one and quarter
pounds Of sugar, one nutmeg, six eggs,
and cup of milk; flour to make an ordi-
nary better.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

This dreadful diaease. the doctors tell u.s. Is
in the blood, and believing tins to be true. we
advise every sufferer to try Durangs hheu,
matte Remedy. 1t is taken internally ana
positively cures the worst case in the shortest
time. Sold by every Druggist In town
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

Tne property advertised in to-day's
paper at Oiney, 22d ward, Philadelphia.
is finely located just outside of the built
up portion of the city, and will soon
be wanted at large increase of price,
for building lots. 1t can be purchased
now at one-half the price it will bring
for building lots in the next fiue or ten
years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
DR. RADWAY'S
Regulating Pills,

ferIectly tastelesS, elegantly coated with sweet
=, gum, purge, regulate. purify. cleanse aud
s,re ngthen. Railways Pills for the cure OF an
1lsoruess ,s OF the stomach, Liver. Bowels. Kid
nee ), bladder, Nervous Diseases. Headache
- Supdllon, CostivenesS. Indigestion, Dyspep-
ia, .Bnlousness, Fever InnammatiOn OF me
DcNes, f1les. and all arrangements OF the In
telhai Slscera- Warranted 10 elect a positive
.,irs. cuIe. rurely Vegetable, containing no mer-
cury' mineral or deleterious drugs.
u Observe the following symptoms result
ing iroin disorders 0. the Digestive organs:
constipation, Inward Piles, FuIlness OF The
Sa,sa SUvu IN the Head, Ac dity OF the stomach.
.s, = sausea, heart burn. Disgust of Food PuIIneS-
or weight In the Stomach, Sour ErucIions- SIM
MS or fiutterlngs in the PIT or the Srornacb
swimming OF the Held, Hurried and DiTrirU7f
SS.sedthlhg. fluttering at the Heart ChoEfny IN
T, az ae,ng sensations when in lying pOSture
oSs po,, or WEBS before the sight. Fever and puli
io1rn rn ~ hea1 deficiency OF Persplration. Ye
IVmhess ,sh OF Skin ami Eyes Pain fn me Siir
The Fsssb 1nd udden Flushes OF Heat, Burning Il
,ha rev IeM doses OF RAILWAYS PILLS wifi rres
~. sro - sesm from all OF the Above named diSorf
Cts rriee . cents per box. sold oy Drurgtsfs
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

n, a; "; frlck, ESQ. of the oEreu,nq B,t1et;,
pninnadeiphiA' ~ says that after three attacks !,
hneumausm IN the same Summer, all seyers
he discarded the Doctors pbvs,c 80 .
to DR.. Herndons Gypsey's Gift which sn,'-a1o 20
renewed him IN two days. Have nm in,s.
NeWed IL Is new. harmless and powerful
remedy. Sold all over Philadelphia Send -.
circular TO J. J. Grindall. Box $40, p. o. Rait;l
more. " oAa-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

Why is boat rowed by a young wo-
man like candy scrape? Because it is
'lasses pull. This is inserted syrupti-
tiously.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

A SMART BoY.-Wit sometimes con-
sists of an unexpected definition of
words. "Father," said a youthful
prodigy to the Professor of Mathemat-
les, ''can you tell me the difference be-
tween one yard and two yards P" In an
instant the mathematical brain began
TO run over the theorems of Euclid, but
no clear answer came. The professor
looked into the boys face, and remem-
bered that Haydn played the cathedral
organ when he was five years old, and
began to wonder if the boy was equally
gifted. ''Do you give 1t up?" ''Yes::
my son, / think l must;" and he grew
very grave and solemn. "Well, the
real difference is a fence, father" The
boy went out to play marbles, while the
old gentleman thought a great many
things which he couldn't express.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

The film of soap bubble, when about
TO burst, is only about three-lOurth of
millionth of an inch in thickness.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

KANTNERS Illustrated Book of Objects for
Children, containing over 1000 Engravings Of
every day objects, with their names-msking
the simplest, most agreeable and effective
method for the preliminary instruction Of
children. Price in boards, S1O0 cloth 81. 50.
Csnvassers wanted Lee & Walker, lib
Chestnut Street. Philadelphia
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

A PRIMA-DoNNA is naturally a timid
creature, for her art is always in her
throat,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

SPONGE CAKE.-One coffee-cup sugar,
one cotfee-cup flour, four eggs, one
lemon
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
CAIN was a man of mark.
Snow plows are cut bias.

MISUNDERSTANDING the sculptor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
n Reporter Reporting Himself

IF YoU Would Enjoy Good Health Take
HOoflands German Bitters.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
Worms.
Worms.

HieskeTs Tsaer Ointment VIII cure every
form of letter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

SEEDY customer: "I'm not given to
beggin', as you may see, sir; and i
wouldn't trouble you now If there
warn't lady in the case" Jones: "a
lady! What lady" Seedy customer ::
"Her wot Pm engaged to, sir. We
only wants a tanner more, and hup
goes the banns!'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

IL YoU are Dyspeptio HoCrr"ds German
Bitters will cure YOU
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

"Now, john" said a father to his
gawky son, sit is about time that you
got married and settled down in a home
of your own" "But don't know any
girls to get married to-" whined John.
Fly around and get acquainted with
some; that is the way did when was
young. How do you suppose that l
ever got married?" inquired the old
gentleman. "Well," said John, pitt
fully, "yOu married mother, andI have
to marry a strange GAL"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
Z. +. KunkeI's Bitter Wine ofIrou.

A sure cure for Dyspepsia or Indigestion.
Weak Stomach. General Debility. Diseases OF
the Nervous System Constipation, Acidity of
the Stomach, and for all cases requiring a
Tonic. Every bottle guaranteed. or the mon
ey refunded Price, 81 Get the genuine.
Ask for T. F. KUSKELs BITTER WINE OF IRON
and take no other. Price 81 90. or SIX bottles
for IS. II your druggist does not have it send
to Proprietor, 259 n. Ninth St, Philadelphia
Pa Advice free enclose three-cent stamp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

II Your Liver is Disordered HooFdnTs Ger
man Bitt.rs viii set it Alright
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
FEVER and AGUE.

Fever and Ague cured for Fifty cents. Tier.
Is not a remedial agent In the wOrll thar viii
cure Fever and Ague. and all other Malar0us
Bilious, Scarlet. Typhoid. Yellow ana Other
Feyers aided by Radways Pills 81 quick as
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. so Cts. a b0tlle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

SIEwED TURKEY.-An old turkey Is
more tender stewed than when cooked
in any other way. Put into a large pot
half pound of bacon cut in slices,
quarter of a pound of veal, three sprigs
of parsley, two of thyme, six small
onions, one carrot cut in small pieces,
three cloves, salt and pepper, and then
a pint each of broth and white wine;
cover as closely as possible, and simmer
gently about two hours and half; then
turn the turkey over and put it back on
the fire for another two hours and
half; dish the turkey; strain the sauce;
put it back on the fire, and after reduc-
ing it to glaze spread it over the tur.
key and serve. Some prefer stewed
turkey when cold.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

FoR PIMPLEs on the Face. use HiestelTs Tet-
er Ointment 1t never fails to remove them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12
NATURES REMEDY\
VEGETINE1
IsL esLs 8IoOo PuanEs/
An Excellent Medicine

SPRINGFIELD. o., Feb 2s, Is3I.
This is 10 certify that | have used VlGErISg.
manufactured by ii. X. Stevens, Boston NJ S.
Tor Rheum 'ti>m and G-neral Prostration OF the
Nervous System, with go success. recon-
mend NEGETTSE as an excellent medicine for
such complaints Yours very truly,
C. W. VANDE r. Fl
Mr.. Nandegrfft OF the rirm OF Vandegrirt 4
Holman. is a well-knOwn busine man in this
place ha Ing one OF the large stores in SPRING
Held, -.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-03-12

DIR. W. S. MAYO, who wrote "Never
Again." has not written since.