The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1879-06-19


AS does the tuneful clam: "a REFE
The old sheep rembles at his doom sE u
To pass for young spring lamb
easss Pipe, pipe, We frogs, your yernal song.
For 1ocund spring is here
.rNyV Ye tadpoles, raise Joyous shsut-
And, boy, another beerl il ItB~Gt8 IL Is
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NEVER strike an average when it is
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SOMETHING to be looked into-A
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= "ON the Beach at Long Branch
Sand, of course. -.
2 The cry of the ehiropodist ''I came,
/ saw, Icorn-cured.s avn =
EVERY young doctor must get on, if
he only has patients. X s.
PATRONS of archery are contributors
to theg"arrer "stocksracy. 4 a>stre
g IRONY" of the. law-Sentencing a
blacksmith for : forgery &c a
A RoCKLANDu female calls her husband
Muciilage, because he is such a stick.
a WE'VE never heard of cordage getting
drunk, but you've all. heard of "a tight
rope. ia g4HhTfHtT4 .<gFts s-f
y IT is'related that an Ohio COW gives
butter. with its milk. VIII it ever
I" cheese it?
p "WE'yE moved into our own house,
now" said Spilkins, and have quit the
fpay-rent-al roof forever vi
The vulgar word 'thash" is not heard
i'm Boston. That article is alluded to
as culinary symposium. - azEas
d NAPOLEON was called the gray-eyed
man of destiny, but our African brother
is the blaek-hide man of destiny.
8 A BooT-NAKER has this extraordinary
announcement in the window: Ladies
will be sold as low as 75cents pair"
2 "HAvE you a mother-in-law asked
a man of a disconsolate- looking person.
NO." he repied;s but I've father in
Jail" y4gc.g ..,. .
No MAN can tell just how much money
a widow is worth until he ,marries her
for it. It is one of those cases where you
have to take your chances. -f,-.
AN exchange contains the marriage
notice Of a Mr.. and Miss Carr. We no
tice it merely as an instance of car
coupling by clergyman, which is some
thing unusual. '
They were engaged in archery, and
her attitude was very fine as she let fly
the feathered arrow from the twangi
bow. William, are you hit?" she softly
murmured. Shot through the heart"
he answered. DO. William she plead
ed" do, William, Tell" And thus it
is that history repeats itself.
.G A PEASANT, being at confession, ac-
cused himself of stealing some hay.
The father confessor asked him how
many bundles he had taken from the
stock. I" That is of no consequence" re-
piled the peasant; @you may cali it a
wagon load, for my wife and are going
to fetch the remainder very soon"
A FRIEND who called on wag found
him busily engaged in writing, with a
pitcher of water before him. can I'M
usual companion, suppose" loosely
observed the visitor. NO." was the re-
ply; Il keep it handy to water my wit"
Indeed quickly added the other, IT
thought it was thin enough already"
r A NAUGHTY exchange, commenting on
the bad results of kissing the baby, and
what that baby has to suffer in various
ways from promiscuous OSCILLATION, says
the safest plan is not to kiss baby Of
the feminine persuasion until it attains
the age Of Is. The cartilage of the
nose is stronger then, and there is no
danger of deforming that sweet little
feature, or making her near-sighted.
y Two BELLIES of Toddtown, Iowa, went
to a ball with joint beau; but he was
not impartial in his attention, and the
fair ones went out to fight. During
the hair-pulling which ensued," says a
witness, " the contestants got up against
a barbed-wire fence, which appeared to
be hungry for calico. Their clothing
would now make good variegated pat
tern for rag carpet"