The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-03-28
NEW NOR rs ERs.
MOST dogs object to tin wear.

Most dogs object to tin wear.
Dime novels are bad book accounts.
Bret Harte's lecture pleased London.
What doss catamount to, any way !?
When man hasn't red he gets blue.
Ex-senator Patterson, of Sonth Caroli-
ma, has decided to make his home In Ari-
zona. .=4
| The Southern Pacific railroad track has
reached point $50 miles east OF San Fran
cisco.
Dennis Kearney is inventing a new
set of epithets to apply to President
Hayes. =.s.s
Greeley, Col, has sign-boards on it's
principal streets reading: "TWenty-one
miles to the nearest saloon"
| There is rumor that SecretaIg Schurz
is engaged to marry one of the dss sgIstersof
highly placed officer Of the GoseFnment.
An Eastern paper says: aThe EN-
press of Brazil has presented tho Empress
of Indian with spider-web dress. That's
| too thin.
The undertaken smiled serene. Be-
cause be knew she would aspire. To light
| with blazing kerosene. The slow, delin-
| quent kitchen fire.
Wade Hampton, Jr., son of Senator
elect Hampton, was floor manager at the
recent ball given in hozor of Gen. Sherman
atJacksonville, Fla. .s
The Rev. Joseph Cook speaks of boy
who climbs tree to steal apples. Such
had boys undoubtedly grow up to become
preachers and steal lectures.
--Keene has offered $4,000 reward for
the detection of the person wis forged his
name to the dispatch in connection with
the recent wheat conspiracy.
They say that a hard winter brings
big crop of watermelons. That would be
all well enough, only that people frozen to
death cannot enjoy that luxury.
-" Did you do anything % resuscitate
the body?" was recently asked Of . witness
at coroner's inquest. Yes, sir. We
searched the pockets" was the reply.
Victoria Woodruff is said to have be-
come Sunday school teacher in Loudon.
If this be tue, we shudder to think what
her Sunday school scholars viii grow up to
be.
Never pronounce man to be a Wifui
niggard until you have seen the contents of
bis purse. Distribution, you must renaem
Der, should be in accordance with the re-
ceipts.
The rivalry between the Gray and Bell
telephones is likely TO be fought oat in
Boston, where each company has begun
lawsuit to compel the other TO cease the use
of the disputed invention.
In stormy weather the stock are better
under cover than exposed TO The wintry
blasts. It is asmistake TO suppose that ex-
posurc makes them HARDY on the contrary
they are weakened by IT,.
,paazled shd wits Of This ac=
auaintance by inscribing on tea chest the
words, "Tu doces.o 1t was some time be-
fore they found out the wit of this literal
translation" Thou teachest."
Since Feb. 90, 1878, eight Cardinals
have died, one has become Pope, and there
remains, only 55 in all at present. In the
the next Consistory Pope Leo XIII. will
fill the vacancies in the college.
Mich cows. should be kept dry and
clean in the stalls, and extra feed be given |
to dairy cows that fall off in their milk. A
few quarts of ground oats, iinseed oil, cake
meal, Or bran, stirred in the water in the
drinking troughs, will increase the milk
flow.
When you enter an inclosuFe in which |
there is a vicious dog take off your hat or
cap and as the animal approaches you hold |
the head-goar down by your side between |
yourself and him. He will not trouble you
then.
The New York World defines the art
Of teaching in schools to be scrubbing the |
tablets of the minds of urchins to the end |
that they may obliterate the stains Of he-
reditary stupidity or personal blockhead-
ness"
There are few sermons preached which |
better sum up the whole matter than the |
speech OF the little boy who said I" | want |
to grow good and gooder every day of my
life. Amen.''
The boy who thinks himself killed il
asked to saw stick of wood at home, will |
90 over to Johnny Bragg's house, and not |
only saw all the wood he can lay hands |
on, but split it and pile it up in the bar
gain, and come home and tell what
agood time'' he has had.
AN Indifferent actor was playing in
Othello at the Danedin Theatre. When he
came to the passage, 80 that men should
put an enemy in their mouths to steal
away their brainsn' stentorian voice
roared from the gallery "An right, old
man, drink away you're safe.''
. "A poor man, who had scant pasture for
his COW, Rosie, one day tethered her on the
summit of barren hillock on his bit Of
land, where sand and stones were far more
plentiful than vegetation, and looking
around him exclaimed Well, Rosie, if
you haven't mackle to eat, yon have at any
rate splendid view.''
There are 81 mines in the Lake Supe-
rior copper regious, producing 20, 900 tons
of copper in excess Of the production of for
mer years. The Hecla Company employs
2,oo0 men, producing last year II. 500 tons
Of refined copper, worth s4,00O.0 900. This
company has divided nearly $15, ,000, 600 in
dividends since it was formed.
The latest addition to the long list of
defaulters is the Treasurer Of the State Of
Missouri. The amount Of his shortage is
$500, 0o0. The money was lost In specnla-
ton into which the keeper says he was
enticed. He had the money III his pos
..accs.v, end vmos xnsx v,&efS m 4saE III in ii