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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
CHn Piles be Cured

is the most important question to-day with
suffering millions who, when looking at the
long list Of useless pile nostrums feel as the
afflicted Bible Patriarch, like oxclaiminy II
have heard many such things, miserable COM
forters are ye all, how long will 80 yex my soul
and break me h pieces with words2" 1t ls not
recorded that Job had piles, but he could not
have had anything moro painful, and the same
question might have been asked then III since
for three thousand years can piles be cured
We believe that DR.. Sisboe has solved tho prob
lem. for nothing is moro certain than that his
"Anakosis,' docs absolutely and promptly cure
the worst cases Of piles. When half a million
Of afflicted assert positively that it has cured
them and in 20 years no one has used the doc-
tors wonderful remedy without instant rolief,
and by following his simple instructions as to
habit and diet wore, benefited aud over 05
per cent cured. all arguments and theories Of
those who havn't used thom, 30 for naught.
AnakeBis is now prescribed by physicians Of
all schools and has been pronounced as near
infallible as is possible. 1t is easily applied.
perfectly SAFE Instantly relieves pain, and ul-
timatvly cures the most inveterate cases. 1t
has grandly solved tho problem that Piles can
be cured. Samples Of 'Anakesis" arc sent
free to all sufferers, on application to P. Neu-
staodter & Co. sole manufacturers Of Anako-
sis, Box 3946 Now York. Also sold by drug
gists everywhere. Price 81 per box.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

BE WISE AND HAPpY.-If you will
stop all your extravagant and wrong
notions in doctoring yourself and fam
lilies with expensive doctors or humbup
cure-alls, that do harm always, and use
only natures simple remedies for all
your ailments--you will be wise, we'll
and happy, and save great expense,
The greatest remedy for this, the great,
wise and good will tell you, is Hop
Blttefs-rely on it. Sec another col
umn.
If YOU have been drinking too much
which however you should never do, n
dose of DR.. Bull 8 Baltimore Pills will
place you in good condition again.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
Edwin Forests Courtesy.

At one time MIR. FORFEIT was playing
al engagement In New York, support
ed by John Mccullough and Mrs. A.
At one of the early rehearsals Mrs. A 1t.
being somewhat nervous, forgot few
Of her lines and fell into several mac
curacies in the business of her part.
In order to recall her attention to the
business In hand, Mr.. Forrest spoke ia
a plain decided, hut by no means rough
manner. The rehearsal then proceed
cyl and closed in q satisfactory manner.
When Mr.. Forrest joined Mr.. McCul-
Tough In the front Of tho theatre, his
first words were:
"John, do you know where Mrs. A .
residcs?"
~ do not,' was tho Immediate an
swer Of Mr.. Mccullough, who added .
"Mr. Forrest, it is time for dinner"
"No, John, l cannot attend to dinner
until | have found the residence of
Mrs. A. VIII you be kind enough to
inquire ut tho box office if they can fur
nish you with the required informa-
tion?"
The fact could not be ascertained at
the box-ofiice, and after reporting that
fact to Mr.. Forrest, Mr.. Mccullough
again reminded the former that the
hour for dinner had arrived. TO this
Mr.. Forrest replied with evident feol-
ing,
"No, John, / cannot move in any
other direction until have seen Mrs.
a. spoke in harsh, fear unwar.
ranted manner to her at the rehearsal
and must make an apology at once.
feel that am In the wrong and canno,
rest contented until full reparation is
made to the lady. My manhood is in.
volved In this matter. We must find
Mrs. A. >, John"
After a search Of some hours dura.
tion Mrs. A. was found ana an inter.
Wow obtained. At that meeting Mr.
Forrest in frank manner, disclaimed
all intention of wounding the feelings
of the lady and compltmentcd hcr for
the care and attention she usually be.
slowed upon all her parts when acting
with him In leading roles.
Whom the interview was over and
Mr.. Forrest had taken leave of Mrs. A.
he remarked, with his usual spirits:
"N0w to dinner, John. am a man
again."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
IF You Would Enjoy Good Health Take
HoQfland'S German Bitters.

4 Neao Electric Liqht.-A new electric
light is produced in the following man.
ner: An engine of fOur-horse power
requiring a bushel of coal per hour to
generate the steam, sets i'll motion dy-
nomo- electric machine, composed of
metals-copper and zinc being the gen
orators of the electric current. A cop
per wire connected with this machine
passes through Il steel cylinder about Il
toot In length, inclosing magnet and
Il series oi wheels, called the "regula-
tor" Immediately under this cylin-
der is large glass globe which incloses
the light. The end of the copper wire
connects with two "points," or square
sticks Of carbon, coated with copper,
horizontal In position, with the ends
nearly touching. One Of these carbon
points receives the positive, aud the
other the negative current, the union
of which produces The light. AS the
light burns, the points which are about
eight inches long and half an inch
thick, are slowly consumed, and one of
them will last about six hours. The
regulator In the cylinder, by means of
the magnet and wheels, holds the points
at the proper distance trom each other,
SO that the light is steady and uniform.
The whole of The machinery is simple
enough, but not easy to describe with
out a diagram. One of these lights is
equal to 900 candle-powe-, or 100 Of
the fllckering flame OF the ordinary
street lamps. One light will make Il dis
tance of lour or five blocks as light rs
day, and single one will illuminate
the largest theatre or hall. For out
door illumination the new light may be
pronounced a success. 1t will require
some little change to make it exactly
suitable for dwelling houses. For IL
Illuminating large hall, garden or
street it can be produced at less cost
than gas; that is, the same quantity OF
coal will produce about twice as much
electric light us can be made from gas.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

The cleanngs OF Swiss watches Is
stated to be accomplished in the follow
ing manner: A small stand Of gilded
brass, one and one-quarter inches
in diameter, and turned round In a
lathe, is employed; the latter is mount
cd on a firm base, with q stud in the
center running up to the plate, and on
this is engraved the shape Of watch
movement with the bridges on 1T, and
the screw holes drilled in. Now, when
the watch is taken down the screws arc
placed In the holes as In the watch, and
then left there until ready to put up
again. By this means they never get
mixed, and may be cleaned by carefully
drawing brush over them. The other
arrangement is a tapering punch, some-
thing like "pusher," used for push
ing rivets out of pins, etc.. and after
cleaning the bridges In f. paper, as usual,
tho punch Is pushed into the the screw
hole with friction enough to prevent
slipping, and the finishing is done by
means of a fine brush.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

1VaterprooJIng for Leather.-A good az
ticle may be made by using parailinc
melted with the requisite quantity of
drying oil, and casting 1t into suitable
blocks for subsequent use. This being
softened by heat, the leather of the
manufactured articles, rs shoe or liar
ness, is coated with it and placed near
a fire or in a warm place until the com
position has been absorbed. When
leather has been lmpregnated with the
mixture 1T is only perfectly waterproof,
but 1t is also rendered softer and more
durable. Shoes retain all their firmncss
and natural elasticity, and backing
makes upon them a better polish than
before. This same composition ls also
useful for watcrp' oofing woven goods.
1t is placed on the under side of cloth
for garments, either by melting and ap-
plying moderately with brush ,'or by
rubbing with block of the preparation.
The complete diffusion of it through the
texture Is effected by passing the cloth
between hot llers. Fabrics prepared
in this manner, while they rcpel water,
are perfectly previous to air. For this
reason tnev are superior to ordinary OIL
cloth and rubber goods. They also look
better than garments made of rubber,
rs the finished appearance of the cloth
is In no way changed by the treatment.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
The Forgetfulnoss OF People.

The Oxford Professor who, to avoid
the wind whom taking snuff, turned
around. but forgot to turn back, and
walked six miles into the country. was
no more forgetful than those who still
use the huge, drastic, cathartic pills,
forgetting that DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Purgative Pellets, which are sugar
coated, and little larger than mustard
seeds, are positive and reliabl, oathar-
tic. readily Correcting all
Of the stomach, liver and bowels. Sold
by druggists. ..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
Afraid Of His Wife.

Bishop Beadon, uncle of the late Canon
Beadon. was completely governed in all
things by his wife, who was one of the
most devoted whist-players ever known.
After her husbands death she lived in May
far, and was famous for her Sunday card
parties. A story still remembered in
Somerstshire of the answcr tho Bishop re-
ccived when he once took one of his clergy
to desk for dverting himself at Bath instead
OF living at his vicaragc. "Alr. A., it
strikes me that, If you are well enough to
sit up half the night playing whist at tho
rooms, you must be well enough to do duty
at your living" "My lord, Mrs. Beadon
would tell you that late whist acts as a to.
mic or restorative to dyspcptic people with
weak nerves. The mention of his wife's
name at once silenced the prelatc.
How TO spenda holiday: First, get
Il. HI.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

do good job of work. preach good
sermon, try law quit well, doctor a
patient, or write a good article when
he feels miserable aud dull, with slug
gish brain and unsteady nerves, and
none should make the attempt In such
condition when 1t can be 80 easily
and oheaply removed by little Hop
Bitters. See other column.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
DIR. RADWAY'S
Regulating Pills,

Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
sdsass fs Rs df inc sanss e4e Of .aS a
m disorders % Of the stomaoh, liver, Bowels, Kid
Constipation. Costiyeness. Indigestion, Dyspep.
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s1v- Observe tho following symptoms, result
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Constipation, Inward Plies. Fullness Of tho
Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust Of Food, FHllness
or Weight IN the Stomach, Sour Eructions, Sink.
swimming Of the Head Hurried and Dlnicul}
breathing, Flutterin0 At the Heart, Choking 81
Sunicating Sensations when in a lying postiiro
Dots Or Webs before the Sight, Fever and Dull
Pain In Head, Deficiency Of Perspiration, Yel-
loWnesS OF Skin and Eyes, Pain In the Sido
the Flesh. -
A fow doses Of RADwAY's PILLS viii fra.
the system from all OF the above named dlsord
srs- Price % cents per box. Solo by Dru0gistA
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

DIMINUTIvE Eo.vv"l"rsarinecup sounds
more high-toncd and pedantic thar
'Iittle BUttercup."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

THE voice Of the young man who got
away with three hundred and ninety
six clans at a clambake Is heard in The
land and 1t calls for the doctor.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

La've Of gnats, mosquitoes, midges
etc., instead Of being sanitary agents
intensity the putrefaction of organic
refuse suspended in water.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

ANY one desiring recipe how to
make soap for cent II pound, will re-
ceive 1t gratis, by addressing l. L. Cra-
gin & Co., Philadelphia, tho manufac-
turers Of tho justly celebrated Dobblns'
Electric Soap
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

a FEW potatoes sliced, and boiling
water poured over them, make an eX-
ocllent preparation for cleansing and
stiffening old rusty black silks. Green
ten Is also excellent for this purpose.
1t should be boiled In iron, nearly a
cupful to three quarts. The silk should
not be wrnng, and should be ironcd
damn.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

MISS -Constructlon--Wh Whalebone, paint
powder, and so forth.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

CRULLERs.-O coffee cup Of sugar,
sig large tublespoonfuls Of melted but
ter, one pint Of sweet milk, two eggs,
little nutmeg, one teaspoontul of soda,
one teaspoonful Of salt; mix In the flour
until the dough is soft and can be easily
handled; roll, cut out the cakes and fry
in lard,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

WILLIAM THOMPSON, of Douglas
county, Mo-, has had five wives, and
has just married the sixth. 1t Is. how
ever. due to the unfortunate man to
state that he has been totally blind for
many Years.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

There is no truth in the assertion
that anthracite coal loses its heating
qualities when exposed to the air for a
length Of time.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

-, AsItTIo CHOLERA, Cholera Morb,ls, Summer
C1mplalnt, Collc, Sour Stom toh DiarrhCpa, and
Gh,idren or adults. are cured at once by DR..
~ ,nee Carminatiye Balsam. 1T allays the irrl.
tation emu calms tho action OF the stomach, and
being pleasant to the taste, is an acceptable
remedy TO the youngeat OF the family.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

LINCOLN CAKE.-One and one-half
pounds of sugar, one pound Of butter,
one and thrce-fourths pounds Of flour,
two pounds Of fruit, one pint Of sweet
milk, one tablespoonful Of soda, one
egg; bake twenty minutes.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

HteskeUs TetIer Ointment VIII cure every
form Of letter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

HAVE all the good bits OF vegetables
and meats collected after dinner and
minced before they are set away, that
they may be in readiness to make lit.
tie savory mincc meat for supper or
hronkfas
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

THE weather is very bad in Europe.
The following is from the farisian: {:
"George!" "AlfrcdW "Why, when
did we meet last2" "Let me think !;
ah, yes, remember. 1t was one fine
day" What! was iC SO long ago as
that?"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

LARGE sales indicate the merits of all
good ARTICLES. Druggists sell more of
DR.. Bulbs Syrup than Of all oLher
| remedies for tile cure of Baby Disor-
1nrs
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

"IT Is among the nineties,' casually
remarked a gentleman the other day,
wiping his brow. 1t so happened that
venerable spinster was passing at
the time. "You insulting thing!" she
exclaimed; "it's no such thing" And
up to this writing he doesn't know
what shc meant.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

SOLoMoN's wisdom was never more
apparent than when he warned pa
rents not to lose sight Of the rod. Mis-
placed switches have wrought great
evil to the race in these latter days.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

THE man who don't know anythin!
will tell 1t at the first opportunity.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

a PAIR Of scissors was lost, and the
little one suggested that prayer be
said, asking that they might bo found.
There was, however, lurking con-
sciousness that there ought to be a COM
binatlon of prayer and work, so the
youthful philosopher said: "Now,
mother, Pm tired; so I'll pray while
you hunt"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

"No, SIR" said the gentleman from
Pittsburgh; 81 was not in the war, but
my brother wa~, and he was wounded" ."
"Ah indeed. Seriously wounded ?"
eyes, sir; he was shot in the horse"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

For PTMPLRs on tho FACE. use Hteskelrs Tet-
er Ointment It never fails to remove them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

If You are Dyspeptio HoohanGs German
ButerS will cure you.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

If YoUR Liver is Disordered Hoofands Ge,.
man BiXerS will Bet it Alright
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

How to draw tooth without pain
draw it on paper with pencil.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

WHEN you see young man attired in
a white flannel shirt, his fa,s slightly
burEed with exposure, ant hear him
talk knowingly of Glib forests" and
'running undcr the wnd," and "slack-
ing the main Sheet" it doesn't follow
L urN Wbridge.,'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

F TROUBLED with Constipation. takeHoof
andS German Biters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

NICE BREAKFAST DISu.-Cold mashed
potatoes, made into little balls and
slightly tlattencd; dip them into an egg
slightly, so rs to mix the yolk and
white; roll them in cracker crumbs
Fry them in hot lard or butter. Send
to the table hot,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

YORKSHIRE PUDDING.-A quarter of
pound of flour, with Il quart of water
or milk; three eggs, well beaten, to be
mixed with 1t; pepper and salt; butter
the pan; put it under the beef so as to
catch the gravy; have 1t IN a good big
pan, so rs to be thin. Cut in pieces
when served with the beef, and arrange
around the dish.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
WIT AND HUMOR.

THE Boy WHO BACKED.-A short time
ago lady living on Dutlleld street was
Summoned to the door to see abOy about
twelve years Of age, who had a cheap
hat-rack to sell. When shelappeared,
he said:
"Madame, my father is dead, and
won't you please buy this hat-rack for
twenty-five cents"
She was sorry that his father was
dead, but she didn't want the hat-rack.
The next day the same boy aud the
same hat-rack returned, and the boy
said:
Madame, won't you please buy this
hat-rack, for my mother Ia dead, too"
also dead, tina, she gave him o slice of
bread and butter, but she didn't want
to invest In Il hat-rack. Two days later
the boy called again, having the same
Identical rack under his arm, and he
looked the lady straight In the eyes and
said:
"Madame, won't you please buy this
hat-rack. for my sister is also dead"
"My goodness isit possible that You
haye lost father, mother and sister in
one weekP" exclaimed the lady.
Yes, num-"
"And what allied them?" she asked.
~ uunnO, mum, put Kinder feel 1t
In my bones that unless [ sell this 'ere
hat-rack afore Saturday night death
will use up all the rest of our family
and be going for other folks"
eff buy this hat-rack will you tell
me the truth ?"
eyes, num-
She handed him quarter, and
asked:
Did your father, mother or sister die
this week 20
The boy looked at her, hcsitatcd, and
then laid the quarter on the railing,
picked up his hat-rack, and said, as he
went down the steps:
"l only git five cents commish for
selling these racks, and cant afford to
kill off three OF tho family and resnr-
rect 'em again for any such fgger.
Goodbye, mum; it's square back
down OH me |"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
THE HOUSEHOLD.

MUTTON PIE.-Take cold boiled NUT
ton; slice it thin; have a crust made of
one cup Of beef suet, one-half cup Of
butter, one cup of cold water; mix this
with prepared flour, as stiff as for sea
biscuit; take two-thirds of the crust
and line four-quart earthen pie dish; ;
then fill the dish two-thirds full with
the meat; have Il quarter of a pound Of
butter cut In small pieces, one tea
spoonful Of fine sugar, one of salt aud
half teaspoonful of pepper, one cup
of water; cover the pie with the re-
mainder of the crust and bake In q
moderate oven Tor about one hour.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

STUFFED ToMATOEs.-Get them rs
large and firm rs possible; cut Il round
place in the top of each, and scrape out
all the soft parts mix with stale bread
crumbs, corn, onions, parsley, butter,
pepper and salt; chop very fine, and
fill the tomatoes carefully; bake in Il
moderately hot oven put n little butter
In the pan, and see that they do not
burn or become dry.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

PICKLED VEAL.-Tnke piece Of cold
veal that has been thoroughly boiled
chop it fine, sprinkle salt, pepper and
IL little cloves over it; pour over 1t
enough vinegar to wet the meat thor
Oughly; then set it over the fire until
well heated through, When you can put
1t In = mould; as soon MS it Is cold it
can be sliced for the table.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

How TO spend a holiday: First, get
your holiday. =
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16

C0CoANuT CAKE.-FOur cups Of flour,
two cups OF sugar, one cup ofmilk, five
eggs, one cup of butter, one tcaspoonful
OF soda, two Of cream of tartar; half Of
grated cocoanut put In the cake, the
other half put with the whites Of three
eggs aud one-half cup OF sugar, and put
between the layers of cake. Bake in
jelly pans.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-09-16
FEVER and AGUE.

ls not a remedial agent In the world that viii
cure Fever and AgGe. and all other Malarlous,
Bilious. Scarlet. Typhoid; Yellow and other
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF 80 ots. q bottle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1879-08-30
THE EVENING STAR.


SaaAcITr OF THE TRour.--An incident was
Telated to US recently by Fish Commissioner
keooing concering the ssgacity of some brook
u ti Irom which U would appear that the lit
,aie1eliows possess not only reason but the abll-
ny 10 measure distance accurately. Up at
SUua springs station. at the foot OF Mt. Shasta,
sheIe is a little pond fed by flume that comes
lioLn Ine sacramento river. This fiume Is sew
eIal leet from the ground for considerable dis
lance ABOVE the pond, and crossing underneath
II, point several hundred feet from the pond.
Is I''is rlyuet, running down the hills to the
river. Mr.. Redding once put some trout in the
pono, aid While On visit to the place this
summer went to see how his pets were gettiny
on. AS II intended for his special benefit, the
bright little fellows went through the perform.
ance OF going from the pond to the open fiume.
the sides OF which are quite high, and whom
over the spot where the stream crossed below
they would instantly flop out OF the fiume into
the stream referred to and go back to the river
which they preferred to the pond for reasons
best known TO themselves. Mr.. Reddinp saws
that the trout never fail TO fall In the right
spot not foot out OF the way. He examined
the ground all about the fiume, and failed to
find anything TO indicate that single trout had
leaped out at any point except that where the
stream crossed, or that one had lost its life In
this kind Of sport. Who can explain this ap-
parent case OF trout reasoning?-lS acraasnto
(G1fA Bee