The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1879-12-03
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khQunh AIRY, N. D., DecethDef Sdt ~.
no NTR. BuL1.-How strange and awful it
is that on. so great and good and capable OF
wrestling with he grave and important Ma
tional problems which are raclsing the brains
Of CONGRESS- witho, Il It solution, and a writer
lin his own opnion) of great ability Should,
through his great anxiety to be heard, SO
humble himself, by presenting to public gaze
his extreme weakness of discriminating the
true inwardness Of newspaper nut-slfell news
Now, he actually offers bundle o. such
trash as overwhelming evidence of the sei''l-
ment Of the people. His first sentiments is
from trembling Reid the poor, sickly aTf-
bane disappointed in love- and ever ready to
kick the administration. Tue balance OF the
sentiments, with the exception OF the sur
aud Herdld-both anti. administls atm, are
from the Solid South, a region not altogether
strange to us, having gunned through that
section several years ago with Winfield Scott
Geo. B. Mcclellan, Burnside, Joe Hooker
Geo G.. Mead and Il man by the name of
Grant, and other well-known hunters. We
camped out among the people and of course
bad a good opportunityto study their senti-
ments concerning Uncle Sam.
Now, we really believe those noble senti.
mepts are bogus, cat right out OF the solid as
they bear no dates, simply name yet fol
the sake of argument will admit them in ev-
idence And what do they prove Why,
that an item may be set up in type and that
perhaps it may be the true sentiment of the
writer but not the reader, by any means. SO
wehaye the sentiment of ten of those fellows
who have been uttering just such sentiments
for the last sixteen years, and about forty-fiye
millions of good citizens yet to hear FROM.
ulated newspaper offices are provided with
devil of their own and that this nutshell
news naturally belongs to his department.
Now for the grand achievements OF the
wonderful Congressional Committee. They
generally hold their meetings in our princi-
pense of the white man, digest cipher dis
patches, count Presidents elect in or out, I'M
earth grave irregularities 10 the navy depart
ment, manufacture few nutshell items for
their own political party organs, wink at each
other like toads and make report to best
suit their own political thunder, and there
ends the wonderful work of the Committee.
Now, we've endeavored to make Mr. Bull
understand why it costs $4,000 per head to
wear away the Indians, but as we are not a
Con. Committee it seems impossible to do
so. lie is death on figures but it seems that
his ears are too close together to reckon be-
yond a hundred years to come. We did hope
that he might suggest some plan to bring as
out of the woods, but alas we've given him
up for gone the problem being out Of all
proportion to his capacity. He reminds us
that 16,0 900 Indians are being fed, clothed and
EDUCATED at government expense, which are
only a continuation Of his facts and figures.
But the most absurd of all is his croaking ov-
er the 5000, 900 which he thinks the govern
ment ought to have given to the ugly Ute'
for the miserable site Of Leadville ! Mr. Bull
do you think Uncle Sam is a fool /? Or is The
man behind the tree with pop gun trying t.
batter down Gibraltar, one ? The various
races of men differ greatly in regard t,
/ knowledge and manner of living. The say
ages are the lowest and most degraded class
They eat bugs, worms, raw fish, Gov. ration
and whatever they can steal and greedily glu
the blood upon the scalp of their victims
dirty, filthy, lazy, lousy aud cowardly. TIL
next lowest C ass are the half civilized-thos
who sympathize with the savages The
manner of living differs greatly from the saw
ages being more particular about their ra
tions. AS rule they are great croakers,