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, 1879-04-07

TOM EvrEa seems to to trying to ride Two
horses III Washington utter the mannes Of thu
circus fellows. Ono ID black, vicious devil
called "Democracy," and tho other Is bull
tailed plcbaId, "r!,,ged, atscake', md spcckfea
cri.ter'f known us "Flattsln." BOTH animals
are TRAVELLING In the sano dliect'on rouud
the rl,,g, al,.t Tom Inns Just Gow ono foot OIL
each ,iag The other hight EWING corraled
hbont thirty other Gtccnbauk 'unatIes III enncus
to dcytbu further schemes Of curstncy tinkcrlng
tllat may cu,basrass tho bnsi''css interests of
the country. They 'nean t., Insist on agitation
MIL unrest at this session. Thcir planB IN
c}utte tho destruction of bank-notes, tho s,ll.-
stitution OF gree1backs. aud an tnco'no tux.
Wl.cn. Tom witnesses tho general rourso Of
ticyiltry tiat has alrcady hecn entered upon by
hts Don,o- Confclerntes IN Cougrcss, 1e might
1,o satisfied With tu outlook without attempting
to give tI!o currency question genaral ovrr-
hauling. ,,
, 1879-04-07

NORTH Clark street. cornsr Kinzle. DtasolTinR Pa
ofanic F1Uwk India.
, 1879-04-07

I1nateysa Thsatre.
- Hsn,:op3, street. brt~rcn Clark md 1aSa1fH. En.
sAgcmcut Of tho ucsR English Opera. "Faust."
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1879-02-06

guren Namen, IaBt ben Doctor 1ein S6rift
itld ponenben, ruenn ceSbr baron bdn9t."
yDteinen Namen!" fubr Sobit alf. ,Nl
,pieSer fommt er iiber meme 3ippen. YSis
baben ibn mir seSeben aus 2aine, Sic baben
tbn mir 9enomnlen i'm 3orn. glie ioa Der
9au9 ieines 2autes ie ruieoer bic 2uft bes
wesert fein DIR ibn b0rer, feine 2ippe ibm
naaipre6en, bas babe i9 mir 9ei9moren.
Sabt's 9enug iein, rpenn Sbr ben 9reis eines
Gibbru9s forbert Sic aud bat i'm mir Dor
Die SuBe semorfen, bic bod metn @eib|
mar, uno ib lebte tie bod, benn iie bate
InSeny 4usen bic i9 9eitern pieOeriab, un6
Die 9laes rpieoer rpa9 riefen. 9ii1t einnaI
mein Gino ioate ben 0amen traser, 6as mar
oas @ramlarnfte, un6 70 lit er uerbaIIt i'm
Sturn Der 3eiten, un6 feline 3nnge nedt
| ibn mieber auf."
Oie glusen; GbriIta's Iu9en bate er ee.
nonnt. 9einri9 9riff fi9 an bic Stirn. 9Ils
batten Die febernben BbantaIien bes NIten
9ewalt ilber ibn Sefponner, uerruirrten ii6
letne 8eoanfen @no iu9ten einen 3uiammens
bang IN ben manni9fa6en gmpfinounsen, bic
| lbn lett 9eltern beltirmten. gr fiibIte ben
@rou oes 9llten nit iiber bas 3uriidItoBen
oes gSeienS, oas er Iiebte. Gbrifta's 8iIo
trat auf enanal IN ben areis, ne, bic ibn ans
Sos NIT Der &inoesfreunbl9aft unS i'm bann
uerIeu9nete. g8as bate iie Si tbun NIT Der
Su9enoerinnerun9 bes @reiies? Q8as sog ibn
Ieiblf binein in oefen 9eidife9 gr muBts.
oas ruilIen.
nBel6en giamen fiibrte Cure Srau, Wlei.
iter! 2" rief er. SD bel6more Sud, ipre9t
tbn aus. 9fi9t fir 6as Ieltament, auf bas
9f9ts anfommt, aber meinetrpesen, i9 fam
Die ytdtbiel nidt ertrasen, uno ,,Sbr mikt ni6t,
IN wel6en 4ufrabr aller meiaer @eoanfen
Sbr mid seftdrst babt."
Der aouotat Iab ibn perlpunoert an. Der
bis oabin 10 rubise iunse 0iann I9ien bic
Holle NIT Soblt pertaul9t su baben, Der itia
Dor ii9 binblidte, rpie i'm lleberIesen.
rSOmn', SeinS" iaste en- ride Did
nabe beran, Dir min ib i'm sufIlltern, mas
fam oas mir nod tbunS Du maeit i'm
bann bem Doctor ruieoerlasen, rpenn 9u
ptIlit. Sic 1T Ian9e tobf, penieitens benfe
i9 10. SIR mid 1T iie es ii9er."
gr 3os ben Ropf oes iunsen Mannes nabe
III lt9 beran NIT beioen Grnen, un6 Iaate
tonlos:
uSulIane lieb iie, bas babe id Dir i9on
9elast. Sufiane uon Sallitein, 10 bieB ibr
Batter, ben nabm iie ruieOer, neil iie meinen
Jianien ni6t tra8en ipoIlte, ben 9amen bes
SInoIin9s, ben iie ueradtete. g8er fonnte
es ibr uerar9en? Sbr Ginb mirb benIelben
yaamen 9etrasen baben. SD babe ibn ni9t
mteoer 9ebort, uno bas lit gut.
(sortietun9 folat)
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1879-02-06

0tit OteIen gmpfnoun9en unb Grwa9un9en
fam er ppr ber g8obnung bes wunberli6en
SSreunoes an. 8ersebens flopfte CT mieber
an Die 9aHst9lr fans a6eF bic fieinP Yfprte,
bic in pen Saf filbrte, nur an9ele6nt, uno
i6ritt, pieSmal bel beaeGl Gage, binein. Is
ma@le ibn Rrft perIegen. in eanl uGrSncsrteu
4uju8 iib por benz alten au Sei8en, aber ct
oIdubte aud bamit etnen S6ritt sur Irens
nung gu tbun unb oieie i9ien ibm 10 baIb als
mOsLib notbpenoig.
Ql[s er bnrd ben peren9ten Raun1 Der
SGmmlHA9 lQriIh BpGte st I'm lStnter5lmmer
Lieut. reeen unb ct unteri9teo nt9t alletn
Sobf's Gimme, ionoern aud eine anoere,
fremoe, ia, ais er an Der Tbiir mar, b0rte er
ieinen eisenen gamen mebrere NtaIe beut=
LID auSIpreGen, ais pb man ibn uorbu9itas
bire, uno bann in ber g8ieoerboIun9 feits
fteate. Q8er fonnte ibn bier fennen, uno
iOate oer 8raf ibm bod 5uuOr SetOnmen iein
uno iiber i'm nit benz Alten unterbanOeln
I6er nein, bas mar cine anoere, tiefere
Gtimms, gr Itanp pie fefssbanNt une bieIi
BEN Atbem an. gpieber mar es fill. @r
b0rte eas 9auI den elmer Seoer auf bem go:
pier uno bas nu1blattern per 8o9en, 10 lauts
Los tuar es IN bent 9an3en Saus1en. 81
ba9te oaran ft6 SurildSuSleben, aber wieoet
b0rte er ieinen 9lamen uno I'm ni9t su bors
den, brilfte er bic Tbir auf uno trat in sas
.3immer, bas ct ia nit benz Ilten tbeilte.
SSobIt lag in Ieinem 9rmitubL, ober I'M Sant.
metrod ilnb 8app9en, III Der Tra9t, bic er
nur fir feline uornebmiten 8eiu6er anSule9er
pfIe9te. Sbm 9egeng9er am Gid iGrteb Elm
SerF, auSeni6einlt3 cine @eriGtsperIon.
SObt fubr auf: H@er wa8t es, uns gu ITO
ren?" rief er. ygSer ua9t es, bier einsu
brinsen, rpenn i'd meine 5austblr i6loB?1
Seinri3 trat seIaiien beran: sd bins
Neiiter," iaste er, nunb pubte ni9t pap ab'
In @eitStFeN p&ret.a
uDu Sein1 mein &nappe?" rief SSobH
uS3 erfannte Did ni9t. Sremoartt9 II
Dein GIeip unb niebn.d
Ser Serr am Iif9e erbob fi6 Iet6t, nil
gum GRUB, unb fra9te bann erItount; ,,Si
iinb Serr Seinri3 @enbeIing? Satte mi,
bod Serr GiIenreiter pon einent jun9er
S9loher9eiellen 9eipro@en."
SD rperbe ni9t ft0ren !" iaste Seinrid
unb tpollte it9 suriidSieben.
,8Ieib /" rief ibn Soblt fait sebieterlId
an. sd bate Did nt6t serufen, aber i'd
,pia Did aud ni6t fOrtididen. Du fanni
es boren, mas bier uor9ebt. IS eripart mi
bic Nllbe, es Dir ipater gu pieoerboIen, noe
peiE Oh i'd bu3u Die &raft fanbe. S9rei
ben Sic rpeiter, Serr Doctor, ober beiier
baIten Sic Elm unO bOren Sic mir gu. 81
| frasten mid, mas mid bewpsen bate, Si
| berSubaleu, sl perfiisen iiber 44es, mas ID
neine nenue. SD wuIIte Sbnea teiasn @run
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1879-02-06

Cine SdLittenfabrt Don @bicasu
Na9 SnotonapoIis unternabm elm iuns
ger 0enh, 0amens George @ilIon, Der iid
IN @5icaso einen Sbiitten 3a elmer fursen
Spaaierfabrt mietbete uno Sann ,6ur6ains."
4ber Der SeIesrapb iiberboIte i'm llab aIs er
IN SnoianapolIs anfanL ruurbe er sur 8eIobn.
rnS fur bic 0auerfabrt, Die es semadt Elm.
Seitedt, nm na9 @biGoses biesmal aker per
@iienbabn, auradseianbt au pereea.
, 1879-07-22

hsn Shell. both legs were nmu,lta,c,l on the
1s,si, s, one below ,hr knee arl tn, "tlcr ahnyc.
cared 81 fer, nut rame nenr dying. lie was IL
bed eighteen mouths hnnCfng between llso mn!
death. lie llnully recovered n,nl was
enabled snabcd II wa'k' With the hene!!t 81 1sse twe
Senator Ec,1toD secured his nprotntr,cnt a.
1nImrk'crer. llc was great fayoric abont thcc
Scnnte Ut, ntro,lnt of hts gentle manners md
onIi.tng disposition. lie walk, very well with
ihe MD Of a stout cane, The actIon, Of Col.
bright tn removing this lcglces maj, I. 6innly mn
outrage. W'tsun votes ii,e Republican ticket,
but he docs not tatk Politics nor urge his oplnIons
upon any one. lIe has alwnys dano his work
faithfully, and no complaint f,a4 ever been
made against Etnl. It. will be. strange u the
I,ctHocrntlc Senators do not insist upnn hls re-
appointment, for IT. is vrrr stnnll business to
turn man out Of office who lost both legs III
thu service ol ILLS country merely because he Ia
Rcn,lblcnn. | hive c7ten expressed concur
renee IN tic atfnEo stat to tho yicors belong Tho
snntls, MD do not object to the removal from
office Of Republicans bv Democratic power; but
men without tces or without arns ought to he
!ika wo'nen mud children, regarded rs non.com-
b2tApte,r
, 1879-07-22
EASTERN ISLANDERS ON WESTERN BoR-
RN1UERc

A communication in the New York Times,
stgacd "ftudex," dated Vntl's tiate, Orange
County, y. T., July II, dIsposcs Ut some ofsllu
slandcr"us ktuten,onts Ut tie New York Trjtun,
and 1i'nts In regard TO The alleged defaults Of
Wchtcrn farmers IN Dayiug interest on their
snor,gaEes:
:, Tl'eia u much truth in the remark t.,at
eastern l11c-tnstlranec companies hnyp mnJe
haa Investments IN Western cttas; and lie
h''ns trts Is apparent III tlsu Investments naic
" t!ieh IN cities nearcr ho1nc, The lute inyos.
ttEatlon sIiaao by tiIu new Trustee. nf tho d.
itt!'vs tilobe itte'lnsurnnee Cumpuny Illustrates
s, stis 49,: ~ estimating TIN nascls oi u casl,
s'uee Inc sslEeslntcndsnt Of ,hc lnsurnncc h.
partH'eltt t!led 10 tic Comraby's sulyency In
ja'''lnry last, IN contradiction of tits own Dcpl,-
H.! " WIG ,o had previously ru,orteA Us Insolvency.
rn,s IT, uea =. gonSsysa u, yHur editorial wond lead
are cq!ulsy ba'a. Imitation was ,nore ram
lant III Chieaso, Ut. Louis, a,ni other
Western r4'fes lhan cvun III Hallway
a,,A Elizabo'h,, in New jcrs.r.--.u.,r uwn
iin!l II, tlIe ws!ate Western farming conu.rysoi
WISCONSIN. Minnesota, ittIno'a, u.nl Iowa ia
,".rotky uIia''d4 nInt sIMty Wastrs," or that nil
Western 'arr.mortEages asu upon usrtialy-
HAT wl!ulc Working nonltlu,lens Vi the West.
EAo ,lir1'!*h Thu millions Ut bushels tf gru1ll
lint finds tts way to Atlantic purts, md thence
70 :ctu INC sthfYtils populations Ut other paris
ni The world, "'iye In il s,sg.out" ttnlv d, thc
ErollId} az fu - cheap shnntvn Tits n,aY
ae li.e esse tu kas'sus. will, some Of ths pn,r
1lpcks, sl'lrs thu ruccnt rxodns from A!ssssppt
nnd l.nu'FIanl- The cp,tnly al Orange, Ia
Thy state Of Srw York, tus furnished
millions ct dollars loasea On farsll.uort.
gagcs IL Western ntascs. and bus done In,leh
~ tf'ul way to develop the resources Of
Tic country during t,o Inst twoniy-tye years,
4 gentleman IN Scwhugg, who has conducted
tilts business t''r canitaltts spcu 1s57, lus Just
shown mt y rcbort of collections Ut interest,
Inatu IN single county In = Western Stale, or
4,,' avi nor.GuErs y anunti'!E to Sl7sD for Tic
With rcn!ttanse uf drafts to pay The interest
due III full. This certainly ,iocs Hotss|.o,y that
western lnt'tI-'IluEtsnEes nru Auy worse tlluu
any Other farnl..l,urtgaves, hers Or elsewhere.
Ia!s od udag;e ll!at tho hcst security Tor loan
1s upon d Well-cultivatrd farm Ia as true TODAY
a. Il, the days OF our forofathers, anl wlll con-
tlnue to alt future time, ,ulcss mankind evolve
50 ias ~ to atapense VIII bread anl nlrat.
Such statements as 81 Ptudex" mukes III onrp
squcle4 tle entire brood oi miserable sIanucfs
eoncocted BY papers hostile to Western in,rr.
esth. ~'
, 1879-07-22


There is nm old nui9o Scottish song, In which
an elderly sptpstor expresses her perfect wllll1,c-
ness to alter her condition, and OF which this Is
tho Inst verso:
NoW. lads, an there's oriy amnng 70
Wau like Just Hron iue 10 ca,
Yell 6nf me to i'll to be courted,
For 'hyness hnu put ava.
And Il ye stonld want a bit w!1c.
io'll ken to what quarter so draw;
And e'cn should sse no matt q bargain.
We'll nye got ktes!o OF twa
This CHANGING to be rcclted or sung one evening
In company when tho poet Calnpbell was prcs-
cnt, he aughtnglY observed TINT the last scntt-
tncut was not without Il. parallel out Of the
world OF SONG. 11o lind heard Indy OF ilistln.
gulshed beauty mud rank defend Sir Thonnas
Lawrence from tle charge OF having been cul-
pablo In paying attention to Indies without ip-
tending TO follow them up by an offer Of his
hnna. To this Indy n gentleman had remarked
that he thought ln this, one Of tho few orrors
that could bc !a!d to his charge, Sir Thomns was
highly hiun,nblc. "No," replied the Iudy who
Was said to have been herself the Temporary
obIeet OF the grcat painters attention: ''no, no,
not cxact'y,-1,ot 60 much to blnmc,n said the
Indy, mnssngly. "What!" exclaimed il,c
gentleman; lyon aatontsh the; not 10 bla!ne
for such conduct" 's No, not 10 much" was
still the laiyts musing response. nC0f1 ynu
really, maslom,h said the gentleman again. t'dc-
fund such behavior M dcsertton-'' "Why,
sirt" interrupted tho 1adY, .'to confess tic
truth ntn firmly of opinion TINT tho majority
Of women would rather be cnustcu uni 1llted
than not courtcd ut all :"
, 1879-07-22

ish cotonicsi lie Ind hal communications say
Ing Tint ho Ind only 10 tncak tho word. Att nIY
assistance woti'!t be forthcoming to secure sle
satctY nf the Et'rupcan population In Sou.l,
Airlsa. Sohtlr could forget fhe noble way In
which, Mnurltinss camq forward, sending not only
soldlerf. MS 81. Helena .l!!, but nsn largo cor
trlbutions for tho sick md wounded: nni he
felt assured TINT In Australia there would bc
similar feeling from ono end Of the country 10
the other.
In conclusion, referring 10 tho remcd,c.
talked Of for South African troubles, Sir bartlo
hatt: "Critlca atitl tneu Of great weight, in
torHlfnE opinions Mt holna have slated TINT the
1naanA1lcs which ntct US aru due to responsible
Government, md TINT tho sooner wo revert to
SONG eta % more Hutoerattc form Of administration
MI! ncTer listen u such critics, md that sooner
Of later they will come round to my opinion,
Tint u Is to RESPONSIBLE goreEumcbt the eatctY
Of thls colony Is mainly t1uc. Therefore, Twill
only vcntnEo to say s~saiUja hn|ia retrortHsn,
tiat there will ho no going back in the matter
Of rcspon'[ble rovern,ncn. 70 it you must
look for the means Of the Development Of South
Africa; nnd II is by extending stch government
az you yourselves pusscss to ouicr parts Ut tho
country nnt yon may best join IN promoting a
Premier Gordon Sprtgu, in rcp1y!nc for Min
listers, said that, although not responsible for
tho High Commissioners policy in Natal, he,
~ representing the Government ot the leading
State Dt South Africa, had felt 1t his duty to
tender @ i.ss IT. Ezcc'leney The hest nlrice he was
he was p1nccd III. Had hc seen occasion for
retnonstruncc he would not have hcst.afcl to
rcnonstrntc. But he did not, for the simple
reason lint the Ministry Of the Colony believed
thc HMf't Cl.lcf to DO At the bottom OF Ill tho
nttl patriotic course Of ST. Burtlo Frere % bad
taken would result In u!ttmnto Eool permanent
peRcc, ard tic security OF South Africa.
, 1879-07-22
Tho I'rlnco lInpcrtnl.

PARIS. JnlY i.-'l'hc .statttts publishes CT
trarts from lcttprs addressed by tlir I'riuce In
pcrsal's servant, Uh!nauu, u his wife Ut C4lscl
hurst. UhlIncll1l, WlNl ,raA III The Gu!rasYtcrs at
tbs l'attlc uf Rctchsofei, III 1870, has becu eight
ycara IN the Esnpress service, aill was thorough
" devoted to the Prince. In tbs first letter lie
says ihe rTtneo could nut have lad Il better re-
0t The FEincs's hcalth as his only anxiety, ais
adds:
p" u l1is lliGhness keeps well, It Is u 1De thing
for AlM: aud II IL is Qol'a with hu ssluu.I r..
turn aafa aud sound, tile Primo lIns certainly
at1osfH courage fn coming into thesu countries to
war uQalu6t Zlllns, Wher0 he ts Dxpu4etl 10 nil
sorts Of dssagfeeable things. Nobody III Europe
knows what difficulties lhers nrc In lighting
these Kayages. These tayaCcs pass through tho
woods ltku unlEay, but thu English sulll!er Is
loa.ltu like mule, aIA cannot sll. alter thrln.n
lf!e','s good health, u Ills delight ut being
with the aEmy, and of hia own regret ut not
bufl1E alEc to accompany llin everywhere, Tho
two other survants. lsc says, !orm part Of tic
army. On the Nth he writes;
ain happy to tell you Monsiguor Is well,
Last week the Prime went several tilucA to
mako rceonnolssauces III Xu!ulalul, They we're
away three days ntld three nights. Illuy saw
several Zl,lus, wh0 fircd on them, hut, thank
t'1d, uUo0uy was hurt. These saynges are very
eourageol,s, un4 NM. les Anglals will have to
ness ch!uya hiulselt much, ind camplifc suits
htat. fie IL still well, which Is all I usk, at,l
that God may let uothing happen to him Il ever
NY great anx!ctyi tor, suy dear Louise, II any
thing huppened 10 HUI, should bo IN despair.
do not say tho Primes has been tired NJ: Tint
would frightcn her Majesty"
ltere tllt correspondents stops.
, 1879-07-22
hlATlllLpB.
TliE SYNDICATE.

UHTdFtFe
There Has littla Inli In the conversation, un1
presently Miss stllibuh naked tue first sorlety
young man "Whnt the Syndicate wasF'
Tie first society young man siurcd. anl
presently safd ha believed 1t was thu ,,nn,u Of Il
new Opera. Last time a.s was In Chrawro,
heard Muptcsou, fctlat lI.ut runs Queens vtpra
cop,p6ny, say he was going to-
"'Tant tiat," best young man hrokc Ia;
:" sead all bout 1t tot|lall dur. lt's kind of
--haw-darkics all going to Kansns, you know;
whole boat,oatls Of lem going uyery day. P,.
lttleal Bcl'clnc; Republicans nnd Akolit!tusts ul
1nlxcd Up In 1t. Golu' 10 he war II Il 'tuIut
ssonEed." ....,.
t'ur rst families. "s'noicatc's nothing 10 10
with politics; heard sumo fellowa talktng bout
y down town to"day. AW-feun tas ono tu
thu Court ttnuso: has to have It, ron know or
ssSt,"s4o snrJ %"'dns let him build It, That's what
1lls ron Of one OF our tlrst families was look
cd up 70 with So much con!idcaco that tlcre
wss at first . general inclination to prccpt bis
tnsory anM S'a H., wv ~, d!sN!S'resd ho"eyer by
letstana low that could be, because stu reud
Or heard somewhere tllat Gen. Shrytpap bas pr-
aftsd e,S u,e Syndicate or had something 10 do
10 yns-feuccsp' suddenly broke out younu
man who makes living BY sucka. Ills cane.
"felIces," he added vaguely, hut still with c0D-
siderabls euthualaan. "Don't you kuuwl
h1endin' hts fcpces; shcrmsn's feuess--fcnres."
ANU tue sudden glealn of Intelligence died
OUT Of hta face, and lis voice .uuk into tcebls
!uutter. liz reached around for his cane, ID.
Nho'hg to recruit his failing intellect BY long
saSK ~ a. In me ivory knob; bus fe had left It OUT
thu lack Of calntstooI Instead.
Mt'', Syndicate, as understand IT." r.
aaIAta fragile young Man Whn was straulug
himself by trying to See something through!
Awt
, 1879-07-22

fellows going to 10 something. nut uno.fMr
fellow doesn't want him to; o'hrT fe1low gncs
to court, nml tic Judge gives hm-sucs him
out, lnw.fcllnws call tissues him ont aYndi-
cnta; ttlcn tits tciiow can't do IT,"
Thla WAS 40 clearly put tllat the cntnnnny sat
for little whlto wrnpne'l In silent admiration
ri The youn1 mans profound knowledge Of tho
law. 1,stt the whole question was finally settled
by tic decision Of a young tnnn who was vast
ing rarc amI valuable Iffo by trying 10 rniso
eleven wllskcrs on each check and look over hts
collar at the same time. flc looked up with MI
mir of tlawnlng interest, and, after a painful In
tctcctuaf effort, nsked:
"Wha' Is II Wha' talking about"
1l,cy told him.
"s5ndicatc" he askcd,- Syndicate Yes,
know. 1iIamed vulgar thing. Low. lscnstly
low. Dcastly piece OF Density political business.
faint no way H. 10 talk nhont here"
And then tic company yerY property t1roppcl
Tho tn.lelicate subject, and resumed the conves.
satton about tho lnTn-pnrty.
, 1879-07-22
GOSSIP FOR LADIES.

ON TIE ESrLhhADE.
-. CrnctnHoH EnqHfrtr.
o TINT pretty little, dainty llttlo maid
met Upon tho Espinnndc!
Iicr modest, downcast eyes,
They were hluor than The skies,
And thcY mashed mo fiat upon The Esplauade.
She ~aa atandtng In the cool, refreshing shade
of ths Fountain on the Eeplanale:
And wAa waiting for 4 car,
Which know would como and mar
Ny dream Of bliss upon the Espinuade.
ahe was looking At the na'has; aud prayed,
"A stood upon the Esplannht,
That Hho would LOOK at mt,
so might bettcr Gee
My fate upon tho EsplanAde,
And she !'ta. this charming lltt1e maid
That chainod nc 10 tho Esplhnado;
Hhr turned nnd said, so ieAr!
I'm vcry Glad YOU'RE htEo,"
Twas my sister Kate upon The Esplnnada.
, 1879-07-22
The Kiug OF l3lr1.latl.

The Mandalay correspondent nt tho London
Ntrs, writing under date Ut AIny Ii, saws; "'Tho
k!ns has taken 10 drinking harder than over.
Ills present particular poison Is Elm, uisl tic s
out Of sight daily very sool allowance for .
fellow Of ~. Several tnes lately, wien moro
than ordinarily drunk, hv Inns hicepugllel uut
orders for tho 1nassacro Of every 'kula In tho
p'aco; bur, fortunately, every one has been
deaf hltlrrt0. The prescncp ol correspondents
III the Royal city Is said to particularly uxas-
perate htn. Hence the order for the exclusion
Of all foreigners from the palare.''
, 1879-07-22
QUI1's.

QUIps.
Wtat the country wntlts-Sumrncr-boart
man In Venice, ILL.,, las christenol his cat
"Othello, or the Mower Of Venice"
In frapec every man Is Of noblo blood; that
Is tn eay, be Is dcsccodel from pcrc.
Asporttng gcutlcmanof undue lovity Of mind
spoke Of dog-show rs ii reign of terrier.
It must have becu III tho grecn-cherry season
That rcnny.on ny. ?, wrote "fS!non Waist places
Live o1cn are sent to Eurspo In comfortable
padded nml covered stalls, otl' tho upper dock,
lie 'Yho l'a: steers to shed, prepare to sled l.en,
nuw.-I'Hc&.
Keeper 10 Prospective Tenant" ju,t louk nj
the view bf thu beach, Sir. Why, lrnr4 this ,yin
low here yon ean sce yourself bathIl!a,o
The l,ouse-atcs held their regu'ar n,,r,,al con-
Ecntlun NIL tho country otl tic 1st Of this
mouth. anu unanimously resolved to .llloat lat
atSt sittt. = ''N'''''' "''A'DS A"' t"a''''''-H"'
1t Is becoming fashionable among Intelligent
men to srnd Il card instead OF EuIig to party.
hc!l!E out nll night DANCING, aud eating nu In
tslgest!bc s'lpner while ssandn. up, does not
hurt thu card.
fresh. tanxlous about Ills rank) to Professor
q MathcMatiss-"WIst Miil bu my rank fnr
thE tcrn}" Professor--"rhat Is not easily de-.
tcrnncd; It ~ loss than any nsstguab,c uupu.
tity."--Boas'ui" Orient.
An Instructor in hut1nv recently oskcd: ar
sou plnnt mn annual shat will eutne up.o Sornc
nt tln division thought that It would be semi
annual' ann, 9ut tl.o mH1ortty answered, "a cond!-
tfon. n."--iIarrara Crlmsoa.
The independent relates that eirl wl,o had
exhibiting their charity, being asked what gen.
crDsfty Was ANSWERED: Wits giving to the nnnr
, 1879-07-22

OF the removal Of Doorkecper q, l.. Wilson
q sto United statca Senate by Sergeunt.ut
:Arms : bright, thu Washington, Correspondent ut
ny rn!ladelah!a Times I'D, Nenl.) says:
timo Strikes was alA.cayoring 10 check I,ons.
streets charEc., lu was at frat sa,nt through
'hc Zee, a.id wh!'u iynR on lilo tetd viii
Shattered oone his other Leg mas carried uway
, 1879-07-22

hero lin, lts a,,nner sna oncr -" c,.t l1 In, ~ Al ~
uer meal NJ tic t:cntrni Markc, i, atrfrs iii mr.
That &H sruild Inv twn nrcIIv fnst;ro rnrnfs y
satd tl,u otllccr, nItet ta ia .s,,rctl % ht S"''
"Just exactly ns I ,h",tr,t H. IL ..1,ti.5 uti Al,
softly as IN angel when he wrntc lint ;,awr. b"t
he was smiling at tic wrnnr wnm"ni Wh,in +
syas At home tnfIkinr tho cn,T. .t,tI h,v,,r ~
awful heaiaclc, l,o Nns eottnS III i,ir;'tanr ri
meals like a second John ,faeo,, h..nr' An,;
now he hat nut down I'd reniN for .roInr 1tn ti,a
bears" '' ''''
"iic saws it costa him 20 ccnis, IN m ,,,o IL,
mouarcric and seo the hcara si,o crniatnH '''o
"If there was A mcnnprrto n fn,;n w H..
dny, then dfdnit hcnr ~ il II ~. ~ .ls.' Il.
lparhct tic officer ~ A"'' 'e-
+" ,tuat ns tbo,,rht-.,u.t n. ,borrh,t ,v.n.
IN to ecc }hc hears. Sij hrl VIII, ho,i1 sas smt
several monngcries when rcac,, hnn,cf ftcro
fs ono nore {tem. IIn sars In nntd 81 ~ nm H.
ropc-wojk.', ~ F"'1 W W e's '''o
!. II WA froe. ., rcnt;ot1 tt,e ons.o-
, 1879-07-22
WON1ASsY WAY.
HOt&hu Eax<Jf<.

We know OF case lately occurring In our own
city which We capnot refrain from mentioning as
IN instance Of truly noble woMRnhuod. A. young
man, lately married to poor girl, was found,
by tho examination OF tile l,ooks OF certain Or
gantzatlon Of which he was Treasurer, to be con-
siderahly short tn his accounts. Exposure a,Id
disgrace stared hin In the facr, although bis
shortcomings wcro attributable moro to mis-
management than 10 malfcAsaprc III plllre. at
this erIsis In hIs affairs Ills young wtfc stepped
forward und paid the dalclt In iul1, to tho sur.
prise and satisfaction OF all parties concerned.
She l,ad bcen working eirf before t,cr mar
riage, md tho saving ot her husbands honor
to,,k the last cent ot tho accumulation OF several
years Of toll and economy.