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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1879-06-07
Odds and Ends.

AN Irish gentleman having pur-
chased an alarm-clock. an acquaintance
asked him what he intended te do with
it. "Och," answered he, "sure I've
nothing to do but pull the string and
wake myself"
AT recent performance in the New
Haven Opers-hcuse, as number Of stu
dents left their seats between the acts, q
good lady was heard to observe: saint
it too bad those fellows have to 60 home
and go to studying7"
-Tcnder-heartsd little Susie picked
up crying kitten ON the sidewalk, and
nesting it in her bosom took it into the
house to nurture it. Now" said her
mother, "what did you bring that sore
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
SCHOOL. EXAMINATIONS,

The annual examination Of the Cairo
public schools will take place this week in
in the following order Monday forenoon,
Miss Rogers room; Monday afternoon, the
rooms taught by Mrs. Alvord and Miss
Riley; Tuesday forenoon, the rooms taught
by Miss Alvord and Miss Loilin; Tuesday
forenoon and afternoon, the Thirteenth
street Grammar School; Wednesday fore
noon, the rooms taught by Miss Walbrldge,
Miss Foss Miss Christy and Mr. Mott;
Wednesday afternoon, the rooms taught by
Miss Hogan, Miss Armstrong and Miss
Ford Thursday forenoon and afternoon,
Mr.. Newsome's room, and Thursday and
Friday, the High School.
The examination will be public and o
large attendance Of the patrons and friends
of the schools is desired.
G, G. ALvoRD, Supt.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
THE DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN: SUNDAY MORNING. MARCH

if YOU hoovc it into Cache river as you pass,
III follow you as long as you live. No
child like that dies unless its helped of,
and If | hear il is dead III know exactly
why it is dead"
Both Reynolds and his wife laughed at
the kind hearted negro woman's fears, and
assured her that they wouldn't hurt single
hair of the little darling's head. The
wife, taking the child in her arms, the
wagon containing all three of them drove
out Of the city
The sequel is soon told. That evening
after dark, colored man named Olcock,
was passing through the dense woods
beyond Cache river, ON his way to
church. At point far removed
from any habitation, his attention
was arrested by noise which
something like the half smothered cry of
child. He instituted search, and soon
discovered the source from which the or es
had emanated. Lying on thc,top of large
stump, bundled up in rags, with its suck
ing bottle at its mouth, he found chilled,
half dead baby boy, He gathered the in
FAINT in his arms, carried it to the church.
where he met a colorcd woman from Cairo
who at once recognized the child as the one
that had been contided to the charge of
Adelaide Myers. The conjecture is that
Reynolds resolution failing him, the child
was not killed; but was left where
it was found, in the expectation
that it might be picked up by some
one and carried off where he would never
hear Of It again; or that it might be dcs-
troyed by the hogs, or die of starvation
How such dabolicd expectation was de.
featcd, we have already briefly related. The
child was saved, and Mr. and Mrs Rcy-
noldS are not, as they might have been, its
murdercrs.
All the facts above related coming to the
ears of Squire Osborn, lie first assured him
self of their truth, and then resolved to
bring Reynolds to justice. In this he has
already taken the initiative and certainly
right thinking peoplewill bid him good
| speed"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

bond Of w. W. Wootcn, special policeman,
were approved. The Mayor reported that
he had on the recommendation of offer
Sheehan, released Ellen Valentine from the
calaboosc, she paying costs. The action
OF the Mayor was approved and the con
Gil adjourned
Candidates for Aldermen arc che only
candidates that dare assert their manhood.
Out side Of their own wards they show the
ragged cGges of their nature, andtcll every
body to go to--thc torridclimatc, with per-
feet impunity. Candidates for Mayor,
Clerk, etc. poor fellows, arc compelled to
laugh and look pleased, ali overt town, and at
times, too, when every sense and impulse
of their natures tell them to swear and
look ugly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
"0H! WHAT 4 HAT"

Put it aside thea, and call on Marx,
the widely known Halter and Clothicr and
get one Of his stylish Broadway Silk Hats,
manufactured to order. He is the only
man in the city who is supplied with a
conformitor He can take your measure,
and in short order supply you with a nicely
fitting stylish hat, at a figure so low that it
will surprise you.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
CELLER'S COUGH SYRUP.

Over 600 900 bottles sold, II is the most pleasant
and popular remedy for Coughs. Colds, Group
Iloarsuess and all throat and lung diseases. Has
been in use for half century Doctors recommend
and prescribe H. J, E. Nouman, Long P'O,' III;
.nys: at saved my two children irem The grave
A l.. simmons. of Baltimore Nd. also says; "lt
will cure the worst cough Immediately ASK yonr
druggist or general storokeepcr for II ana take no
other, Prices, BIC. 80, and Sl,O0 per bottle send
for circular h r. sellers 4 Coz Proprct0Ts'
pittsburg Pa Barclay Bros. AGENTS. Cairo.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
For The Cairo Bulletin.
ELDER SHORES HOSTS SEVERAL
DESTRUCTIVE PETARDS.

THE CITY ATTORNEY WINGED, THE COUNCIL
AND OTHER OFFICIALS BADLY "Dls6RuNT-
LED"
If the city disavows ownership Of the
sidewalk in front of my property, who can
hinder me from fencing it in}
The City Attorney dismissed the case
that was brought against Michael Glenn,
for violating the ordinance to protect side
walks. lie said the case had failed for
want Of proof This was made up Job.
Let me ask the City Attorney. Did you
not come on said sidewalk, while this trial
was pending, and call in at Sargent's; and
what WAS sand there can't tell bu, on the
day Of the trial, while it was yet pending
before Squire Comngs, you wanted to dis
miss it. took change of venue to Squire
Robinson; and even there your
desire to dismiss it, cropped out
at every turn. And what
was the evidencei If should swear that
we have no sun, no moon, no stars or day
light, would such an oath be evidence,
And since, then, the agraya,ions of which
complained are growing worse, and as
the walk is used by my people, want it
curbed and recognized as a walk. If the
city refuses to exercise this, or any other act
Of ownership, who shall say that shall
rot fence it upl
And another thing. BY licensing gro-
cerics to keep open on Sundays our city
council are doing all they can to dethrone
God. 1t is written to remember the Sab
bath day and keep it holy, Many white
people complain Of bad, wicked mischicv-
Gus colorcd children. The whites arc the
teachers. They set examples and if the
blacks initiate them let them take
the responsibility home to them
selves. The stranger who comes to
our city, can't tell from what he sees,
whether it is Saturday or Sunday. Gro
cerics are open cong business as usual adj
mlttance can be gained into any saloon in
Cairo, and no respect Is paid to the Sunday
law of either God or man. While this
state Of affairs continues, while the council
and everybody is violating the law, there is
very little call to complain because
vonu NEGROES are bad and misclicyous
Let the men who make the laws respect
them themselves and then colorcd people
old as well as young, will listen to their
rcproois with respect and patience.
ELDER T. SHORES,
First Mission Colored Baptist Church.
For CHILDREN's FINE hosiery at reason
able prices. Go TO
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
MEDICAL
TINE GREAT BLOOD TONIC

FOR the care Of oil diseases arising fom impure
h,ood and for inylgorating and strengthening the
vital organs. Are You weak, nervous, deblliAied,
pale and cmaciatcas Have You lost your appetite
Have Won nausea, pain IN the back &ct II So Dr.
Ilndscys Blood scarcher viii drive oul the disease
Boils Eryeipelas rcitei, Salt Rhcum. &c, are but
surface indications of Blood Disease; and DR.. Lind
scys Blood searcher, by purifying the system soii,
cns the skin and beauties the complexion. sold
by all druggists. 81 90 per bottle X. i, Sellers
Proprietor, Pitteburg, Pa. Barclay Bros Agents
aiy
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
GU PURE LAcEs just received, at
q HAyTItnpN's
-, - - - -
IMPORTANT To MEAT CONSJ ERS.

NJ. E. McCammon, of Metropolis, has
just opened frst-class butcher shop at the
corner of Nineteenth and Poplar street,
where you can buy the best beef in the
market for s cents per pound, C.. o. d.
Pork, 81 cents; bacon, s cents; sausage,
three pounds for 25 cents. All are invited
to call and give him trial. Meat delivered
when ordered Satisfaction guaranteed.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
DEATH DEFEATED.

For over % ears SELLERS LIVER PILLS have
been the, andard remedy for Liver Compliant,
Coll,,e rs Sick Headache, Pain IN Shoulders or
Rae / dizziness Coated Tongue, Fever and Ague,
and all diseases arising from derangGd state OF the
Liver or Stomach. Thomas Adams, of Big SANDY.
Ky, says: Sellers Pills have saved hundreds OF
dollars In doctors bills in this country, ~ r.
Sellers Il Co., Proprietors, Pttsburg, Pa Barclay
Bros, Agents, Cairo.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.

Lon Haynes, arrived in the city, yes.
terday.
Mr.. j. b. Atkinson, Of Poplin, No.,
was IN Cairo, yesterday.
---Allons social club of Mound City will
give dance tomorrow evening
Capt. James NJ. Norton. Ut one time
master of the steamer Nelly Thomas, and
well known in Cairo, died in Columbus,
Friday. II is alleged that his death wos
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

r. JONES has on hand for the use of his
customers, the very best leather and
material for fine ard heavy boots and shoes
ever brought to tbs section. His work
men are first class His work the very
best and prices as low as the lowest Sat
isiaction guaranteed in all cases.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

A CLEAR head ana quick action must be
possessed for stead and successful effort;
but who can have SIGH when suffering with
coldl Use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup and
procure mmediatcrelief.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

A. HALEY, the Commercial avenue Hard
ware merchant, invites attention to his
large and varied stock of tnwarc, stoves,
cutlery and fancy goods. His cook stoves
arc among tIle ioNost and best patterns and
are not eScellcd as bakers by anything in
the market; they are of the heaviest make
ana will last longer and use less fuel than
any other. Sold so close as to make it an
OBJECT to call and examine. Everything
else low to suit the times.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
A NEW CANDIDATE

For popular favor is the elegant and I'M
approachablc dc Joinville scarf, TO be found
in Caro- only at A. Marks. 1t is a thing
of beauty and strictly stylish.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

TEN CENTS WoRrH.-lf you want neat
smooth shave for ten cents, or fashionable
hair cut for 2j cents, or anything else in
the tonsoral line, remember the place to
90 to is Henry Schicks, No, lag CONNER
cial avenue.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

If you want Sidewalk lumber, building
lumber, fencing lumber, or lumber of any
kind, 60 to the Cairo Box and Basket Co.,
Commercial avenue, corner Bath street
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

THOSE IN NEED of good set of Artificial
Teeth, and desire satisfaction, can get them
by calling upon DR., W. c, Jocclyn, on Eighth
street.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are authorized to announce that MILES W.
PARKER is acandidate at the ensuing city election,
for the Office Of City Treasurer
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are Authorized to announce the name of WAL
TIN l. BRIsroL az a candidate FOR the office of City
Treasurer, at the ensuing charter election.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

FIsuING TAcELE-For professional 0
amcteur fishermen. c. w. Henderson ha
on hand the largest stock and greatest var
ETY. of fish hooks, fish lines, reels, rod
flies, etc, etc, ever brought to this markc
all selling at ''rock bottom prices" Also a
immense stock of pistols at the lowe
prices-way down,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
CITY TREASURER.

We are authorized to announce the name of AL
vRED CoMINGs as 6 candidate Tor City treasurer at
tie ensuing city election.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

LoRII.LARD's Tin Tag smoking tobacc,
in eighth, fourth, half and pound packages
Also Lorilards NickIe Nuggets and Dim
Nuggets, for sale at F. Korsmeyer's at fac
tory nricns
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

The BEST ASSORTMENT of custom made
shoes in the city for sale by o. lIaythorn,
on Commercial avenue.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

EDITOR BULLETIN: Please announce that | am a
candidate for the Office OF City Treasurer at the
approaching city election
EDW ARD DEZONIA,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
A LpERMAN FIFTH WARD.

We IRE authorized to announce CHARLES Ian.
CASTER NJ a candidate for reelection to the Office
Of Alderman for the Fifth ward.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
WAR;

We are authorized TO announce that DANIEL j
GALLIuAS isa candidate At the ensuing election
for Alderman from the Fourth ward.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

Buy YOUR BLACK satin and velvet for
trimming, at o. HAYTHoRNs.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
ITY ATTORNEY.

We are authorized TO announce that WILLIAM
HHSpRIcKs will be candidate at the ensuing city
election for the Office of City Attorney.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
4 LDERMAN-TH WARD,

We are authorized to announce that Col, joins
WooD will be u candidate, at the ensuing election
for Alderman from the Third Ward.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
CITY CLERK,

We are authorized to announce that + VI. WARD
IL candidate for the Office of City Treasurer at the
pending city election,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are authorized to announce that DEEMS j.
FOLEY IL a candidate, at the ensuing city election
spr the Office OF City Clerk.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

FIRST CLASS cut cards at the BULLETt
Office at st. Louis wholesale prices. Priu
ing $l.00 to $50 per thousand.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are authorized to announce JoHS b. PnlIIIs
az candidate for reelection to the office OF CITY
Clerk at the approaching municipal election
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

GENTLEMEN IN SEARCH OF first Cla
shoes should call on o. HAWTHORN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

ESvELops printed at the BULLETIN offid
$l.0O per NJ. Envclops furnished at i
Louis wholesale List prices for the next
dnvs
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We authorized to announce that WILLIAM ii HOWE
IL candidate for the Office of City Clerk, atthe en-
suing city election
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are authorized to announce LOUIS i. DAVIS
~ candidate for City Clerk at the ensuing mu'
Hcipal election,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

A LDERMAN-SECoND WARD
We are authorized to announce that G, Il. WooD'
Wards candidate for the Office Of Alderman from
,he Second ward
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Tor MAYOR

FOR MAYOR
We are authorized TO announce that Capt n Il
THIsTLEwooD Is n candidate for the Office of Mayor.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
LOCAL REPORT.

IUCNL KEPUKT.
SIGNAL OrrIrE.
CAIRO. H., March ~, 1870. (
Time Bar. Their. Hum Wind. Vel. Weather.
----A---> - -. 49, - - ----->
GAM; ~, s gS; . i v q T,f4f
!'pp.m 1870 "a 80 W "a Fair
Sa6 q" 1914 "a 20 W, Cloudy
Maximum Temperature. 1je: Minimum TEN.
pera,ure, 81 : Rainfall IL inch.
w. H. RAY,
Scrgt Signal CorDs, L. ). A.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

We are authorized to announce W, 7, ScnuCKERs
~ a candidate for City Clerk at the approaching
municipal election.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

NOR ALDERMAN FIRST WARD
MicnAELJ HowLEy IL candidate for Alderman
for the First ward
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30

For CHILDREN's FINE hosiery at reason
able prices. Go TO =.
o. HAYTuORN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-03-30
ATT0RNEYS-AT-LAW.
THE DAILY BULLETIN.

OFFICIAL PAPER OF ALEXANDER COUNTY.
0nly Morning Daily in Southern Illinois.
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-09-17
SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.
The English Papers Of This Morning.

The Gazette reprodnces letter written
in July, 1873, on the then political situa-
ton, by Hon. W. S. Groesbeck. and says it
Nill prove as interesting now as it was start
ling then. 1t was Mr.. Groesbeck's opinion
six years ago that tue Democratic party had
outliyed its usefulness. and events since
have only confirmed what was then fore
shadowed. The Democratic party has since
won many victories at the polls, but is sue
cess proved worse than defeats. These maize
it bold to exhibit its true cha acter, un-
til now large majority of the people have
concluded that it would not be sale to in
trust the Government to tie control OF the
Solid South, hicn is only another name
for the Democratic party.-SpeaKlng OF the
celebration heid in New Orleans Oh the
l4th, of the driving out OF the Kellogg
State Government by lorce of arms, the
Gazette saws that in magnlf, ing this VIC
tory thev SHOW that Kellogg was
legally elected Governor and vas i'll fun
and lawf Il possession OF the Executive
iiice, and that great military force was
Iieyed. arms procured, an attack with over
wheiluing force made on the metropolitan
police, many oi its members Killed, hellogg
and all the State officers forced to seek sale
~ bv flight, and in one day the law
full government expelled, ana gov
eminent by military force set up
Referring to the speech OF Senator
Dan. Voorhees, the Gazette says that
the Tall s, camore vi the Bash travels the
short circle of all the Democratic orators.
All OF them are agreed in the following:
First resumption has not been accom-
plshed; it is fraud, sham. Second, re-
sumption has brought terrible calamties,
IN the shrinking OF prices, production, ana
sacrifice of debtors. Third, resumption
was not brought about by the resumption
act, but by prosperity and the favoraoie
bala ce of trade. Fourth, it was Demo
cratic measures, and not Republican,
that brought in resumption. - With
reference to the situation in
Afghanistan the Gazette says that
it IS shown that the work OF invasion OF last
wear las all to he done over again, and the
English people begin to realize the truth Of
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VEGETINE.
VEGETINE.
VEGETINE.
81 Will Try Vegetine."-- "--He Did,
aud was Gu ed.

DELAWARE, O., Feb 16, 1877.
Mr.. H. R. STEvENS-Dear Sir: l wish to give
this testimony. that YOU may know, and let Others
know, what Negctine has done for me. About
two years ago a small sore came on my leg: II soon
became large ulcer so troublesome that con-
suited the doctor. but ! got no relief, growing
worse frum day TO day; suffered terr bly,; could
not rest day Or night; was so reduced my trlenda
thought never sou ID recover. consulted doc
tor at Columbus. l followed his advice; It did no
good. can truly say was discourasvi% Az this
time wa looking over my newspaper; saw your
advertisement of Vegetine, the !" Great ood Pu-
rifer" for cleansing the blood from all impuri-
ties, curing humors ulcers. ,tc. said to my fam
lily. will try some of the Vegetne. Before had
used the fist bottle began to feel better. made
l could now sleep well nights. continued taking
the Vegetine. took thirteen bottles. My health
is good. The ulcer is gone, and am able tU at.
tend to business l paid about four hundred dol
lars for medicine and doctors before l bought the
Vegetine. have recommended Vegetine TO 9TH
els with good success. 1aiways keep bottle OF u
in the house now. 1t Is q most excellent medi-
cine. Very respectfully yours,
Mr.. Anthoni is one OF the pioneers OF Delaware.
O. He settled here in 1884. He Is q wealthy gem
tleman, of the firm of +. Anthoni & Sons Mr.
Anthoni is extensively known, especially among
the Germans He Is well known in Cincinnati.
He is respected by ALL
IMPURE BLOOD.-In morbid conditions OF the
blood are many diseases: such as salt rheum,
ringworm, bolls carbuncles, sores ulcers, and
pmples. In this condition OF the blood try tho
Vegetne, and cure these affect ons AS blood
purifier it has no equal Its effects are wonderful
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Editorial Spinuings,

There is piece for the circular saws in
the buZ-em of the Exposition.
1t is difficult to ac-cownt for the bulls
that some people are always pe'petrating.
Some Of the political platforms this
season are found to be rather uphill business,
In the matter Of news the telegraph is
extremely well posted. What it doesn't know 1t is
sure to enq-wire about
The most popular man among poultry
men, says an exchange is Henery. The most
popular among stock men is Barney.
The Charleston News calls Jay Cooke
Wal-street Octopus. Just wait until that devil
fish gets one of its tentacles on to the News!
A transfer wagon in this city has, for
year past, been run by its team and still it is al
legged that successful steam wagon had yet to be
invented
Gree thinkers are complaining that
free thinking is not allowed in this country, and
still these oppr ssed fellows are constantly think
ing al I'D
Joaquin Miller writes that "By the
Thames broods London-oroods, and broods, and
Droods." What a hen-huzzy! joaquin has be-
come OF late.
Fanueil Hall was the cradle of Amer
lean Liberty, but since she got 20 many grand
children she has had to secure a job lot Of cradle
while some have had to be tucked away in trun
die beds after all.
There are a number of eminent States
men with the very best testimonials of ability
anxious to be employed turning the crank OF tn,
Washing(ton) ma hine at the National Capilo
but Uncle Sam requires flrst-class man for his
laundry