Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-09-21
FEMIN1TIEs

Ready made young lady waiting
for an offer.
Vassar college girls find that they can
not man boat
Every man has his prejudices and ev
cry woman her bias.
Aphorism by perfectly reckless belle
''Be flirtuous and you will be happy"
When a lady stands at the hymenea
alter with her intended, you may know
she is about to draw her beau INTO knot
There is one consolation in the coming
visit of Sara Bernhardt; she cannot b.
advertised;a a "great moral show
AS rule, those men who grawl loud
very men who are fondest of q woman's
waist.
"Girls," shrieks an exchange, ,"Girls
don't marry "A man to save himr' Well
if they don't marry man who will they
marryl"
A lady's maid at Saratoga showed he,
lacerated fingers and said they were cut
by the cords with which she had to draw
in her mistress.
Kingston girk, when they go on picnic
take the young anen along to protect them
| from snakes. These mo!ern Ewes aye sc
| particular.
Get a weman started on the subject OF
prospective wedding in the neighbor-
hood, and you will come out as near per
petual motion, as mortal man will ever
get.
A new prophecies with twelve apostles
has arisen in Russia. She breaches aus
terity of life, the avoidance of wine, meat
and marriage, and nothing but tea for
liquid refreshment. d..
When yesterday asked you, love,
One little word to say,
Your brother interrupted us,
So please say yesterday.
An Oswego woman fell out of fourth
story window, the other day, and the
first thing She did, after b. ing brought
to her senses, was to wlsh she had on her
new silk hose instead of those old cotton
stockings.
A bashful young man could defer the
momentous question no longer, so he
stammered, "Martha, Lido you-you
must have-are you aware the good book
says-er, that it is not g-g-good that a.
m-man should be alone?" "Then, hadn't
you better run home to your mother?"
coolly suggested Martha.
Scene-Academy for young ladies'
Pupils entrance-Lady principal: "What
are you going up those stairs for, sir?'
Youngster: II don't know. I am only
following what it says on the door,
Lady principals: 'On the door? There is
nothing there but the wero Pupils -
Youngster: "Oh, then I must have read
it reversed on the 0rong side of the glass;
I took it for Slip up"
An exchange says Pennsylvania Dutch
girls make good preserves, but it doesn't
say how mucn sugar you ta.e to pound
OF Dutch girl nor how long you let 'em
boil. We have seen Dutch girls so ell
preserved that they were not compelled
to resort to the counterfeit contrivances
and articles of the modiste, dentist, ct al.
The recipe for preserving Dutch girls
should be published.
Some girls in Berlin who were going
to church were attacked at the c urch
door by mouse and driven away. What
kind OF church do they have there in
Burlln that no young men are stationed
at the door to protect the Young ladies'
from mice! At every church we ever at
tended there is always guard of young
men stationed on each side of the en-
trance tor this very purpose.
They walked out of the theatre arm in
arm. She was as dainty as princess
and prettier than an opening flower. The
long, soft white feather hung gracefully
to her shoulder, and her long, delicate,
slender hand held a suuptuous fan. He
looked pretty spoony himself, but he felt
good. How did you like the opera. pet?'
he family inquired, and the delicious
little angel looked up into his face, and
while the gasbeams lighted up the bit of
court plaster on her chin, replied: "Its
the boss!"
There are few women who, if
they have exhibited the Judgment and
tact which generally command certain
measure of happiness in life, arrive at
middle age without acquiring an express
ion of face which is often no bad substi,
tute for beauty. Character and expe-
rience leave their mark upon the feminine
countenance III more conspicuous de.
gree even than time itself, and when g
woman has once passed the age of thirty
her face proclaims, with increasing dis
tlnctness, whether she is a daughter OF
wisdom or folly.
Two young ladies from Port Jervis
who are visiting in Mlddletown, were, the
other night, escorted by couple of young
gentlemen to the foot of Mill street, and
given sail about the pond on one of the
boats. Now the waters of this pond arr
generally very placid, and as it's area il
not great its navigation was not attended
with much peril, yet when the boat land
ed and the ladies stepped on shore one
OF them gave sigh of relief and exclaim
ed: ooh, dear, am so glad to be once
more on vice versa
"Vell, said a new conner in western
town, swat shance I would have in starting
up NIT saddle tree peesness?" ssThat bus
mess IS overdone, and competition has al
most ruined the trade,'' was the answer
'Vell, Good I makes Something's NIT new
pakery?" 'Think not; the town is full O
bakeries now" The man looked puzzled
and half mad, and suddenly came to tn,
conclusion: "Vell, den, py shiminy, vii
rul for office!'
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