Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1879-01-09
FeInininities,
Weddings are always fashionable. -,~

Weddings are always fashionable. ~,- SO
Slight Of Misunderstanding marriage
proposal.
A Woman's Right-A right to a hus-
band, if she can get one.
Women d. not talk more than men {;
they are listened to more, that's all.
Let not your hearts be troubled pro-
vided diamonds are trumps. N. 2.
Graphic.
When tramp demands meal of an
Arkansas woman she sticks q pistol in
his face and proposes to give it to him by
the barrel.
Now that a baby has been choked BY
the rubber tube Of nursing bottle,
mothers will believe the prlmeval system
OF feeding offspring the best by lalge
majorlty.-Bostoa Transcript.
"Aiice Oates celebrated her 9th birth
day in San Francisco, and was made the
recipient of numerous costly presents
Some editors put ?after the figures in the
above item. How mean
The crownless flower bonnets for even
ing and reception wear have been sup
planted by crownless bonnets made Of
short curled ostrich-tips, closely laid, and
ettectually covering the bead-piece.
A Pennsylvania girl waited whole
year before bringing suit for damages
against man who kissed her without
warning, and the crushing verdict of one
cent damages took her breath away.
The dark border formerly in vogue on
finger-nails is not considered in good
taste when accompanied with diamonds,
though few conservative ladies still ad-
here to the old custom.--Boston 7ra11-
script.
The Princess of Wales, according e,
correspondent, never f1inches when The
crowd stares at her, and always makes
herself good to look at by exquisite taste
in dress. She must feel lonesome in
England.
About this time the man who keeps a
few valuable account books at home. is
pleased, upon reference to them, to find
them full of fern leaves and fattened cat
erp;llars and such, which the dear girls
are pressing.
AS everything indicates that we are
going to have one of the coolest winters
ever known on the continent, Lydia
Thompson went and bought another
bracelet. She says she is going to keep
warm if she has to smother herself.
Very Seiect.-Dr. Newman spoke, in
recent sermon, of 1.-The sad funeral ploces-
sion" which followed Abel to the grave.
An lrreverent woman in the audience
nudged her companion, and whispered,
"Not such large procession, but very Sc
lect-none but the first familics'
A lady friend CT ours went into her
kitchen one day and said to her brig chit
eyed Irish COOK, BETSY. there is to be
an eclipse of the moon tonight, which
you can see if you look out after it rises
"Arrah, Ma 'am,' cried Betsy, land is i
the moon that ye say is to be clipsed?
Sure ycz don't have the moon 'clipsed
here, does ye? It's the sun in my
counthry!:
The editor Of the Hackensack Republi
can went to call on his girl, when he
saw on the front steps sign "Beware of
the paint lie went away signing. Il
never before knew that she paintcd''-
New York Herald.
When Miss Mary Anderson Was at
AAoA >AoAN q youAS 1SlloW WIN
to cultivate her acquaintance sent her an
invitation to dine with him after the pei
fcrmaEce, to which the young actress
replied she was not on foraging tour
At wedding recently, when the offici-
ating priest put to the lady the question,
"Wiit thou have this man to be thy we'd
ded husband2" she dropped the prettiest
courtesy, and with modesty which lent
her beauty and additional grace replied,
eff you please
A Cleveland lady writes though the
husband was never "unlind," he was Oft
en- moody and morose until be heard Col.
lngersoll's lecture on "Liberty of Man,
Woman, and Child" That was over
year ago, but slice then he has been as
devoted and tender US before the we'd
ding.
A matron dwelling on the banks of the
Tee, England, under cross examination
as witness at the Durham assizes,
turned up her nose at the insinuation
that her daug liter was inclined to wed
widower. VERY likely indeed said
she, with toss of her head ''that my
daughter should mary a second hand
man,