The New York herald., 1879-01-05

morning will present his resignation of that charge,
and next Sunday will preach the annual sermon TO
the young of the church. after which he will retire
| from the pulpit here.
| In Twenty-fourth Street Methodist Episcopal
Church the Rev. B. II. Burch will speak this morning
about "our Advocate and this evening about "A
New Years Choice" Revival meetings through the
| week.
St. Ignatius' Protestant Episcopal Church will
present grand musical treat to-day Bucks cantata in
G, DIR. Walters evening service in A, Dr. Eveys an
them, arise, Shine" and the grand Magnificent, by
Emerg. DIR. Ever will ofhciate and preach at the
regular services
DIR. L. H. Chaplin will preach in the Church of the
Divine Paternity to-day at the usual hours.
In the Church of the Heavenly Rest this morning
the Rev r. S. Rowland. u. D., will preach this morn
ing ON "wn Your Life Prove Failureg' and in the
evening on Thought 1t Not Robbery to be Equal
With God
DR.. A. b. Carter viii ociate at the usual hours to-
day in Grace Chapel.
DR.. Lyster is to speak in Dwyers Gospel Mission in
Barrow street this evening.
The Ladies' West Side Temperance Union will hold
their regular meeting in Bleecker Building. near
Morton street, day, Mrs. NJ. A. n Pollard, Mrs.
Nesbit and other speakers will address the audience
The Rev. II. Heber Newton will preach in the
Anthon Memorial Church to young men this evening
on The Secret of Happiness"
In the West Presbyterian Church the Rev. Thomas
S. Hastings, d. D.. will preach morning and after
noon.
A public missionary meeting will be held in
Calvary Protestant Episcopal Church this evening.
Bishop Potter will preside, and addresses will be de-
livered by DR.. Galleher Rev. Abbott Brown and
others, with special reference to the mission work in
Mexico.
borgian Church this morning 1.-The Holy Supper"
which afterward will be commemorated.
Rev. c. W. Morrill, will oiciate and preach at the
regular services to-day in st. Adams Protestant Eps
copal Church.
CHAT BY THE WAY
1t is only the fool who is rash enough to think
himself wise man; the really wise knows he is
fool
There some men who very shrewd that
they would rather cheat themselves than not make
good bargain.
One may be such devotee in the worship of him
self that he has no time find whether there be
q God or
The attempt to make lie seem like the truth is
very like trying to make horseshoe fit a goslings
foot.
You will sooner succeed in the difficult task of
swallowing yourself than in escaping the conse-
quences Of a dishonest act.
The object of bgamy is to enable every man who
has wife of forty to change her for two twenties.
A school teacher is like a strop-he him
SELF up in sharpening other peoples blades.
If we only gravedggers there some people
of our acquaintance for whom We could work with
great pleasure.
One evening Jerrold very tall man waltzing
with very short 'Humph" he said,
fhorei n mil dane mi 1pston
There great good sense in the boy who on being
threatened with whipping requested that he might
be whipped in the Italian fashion-the light strokes
down and the heavy strokes up.
lady said to of her admirers that another ad-
mirer had the sottest lips in the world. "Then. was
the caustic reply Of jealousy
As like as two chips
Are his head and his lips.
No one is greatly to be feared the man who is
willing to tell you all he knows. because the chances
that he will tell you great deal more.
A preacher may get soaking wet on his way to
church and yet be exceedingly dry the moment he
mounts the pulpit.
While everything is going smoothly with and
good luck insists having her way in spite Of
blunders. put the comma in the right place
when quote the passage
There's divinity that shapes our ends
Rough hew them how we will.
but Wneu everything goes wrong ana Ill luck III
trudes itself in spite of best endeavors still
quote the passage but with the comma in the wrong
place
There's divinity that shapes our ends
Rough, hew them how We will
Sometimes man will tell more truth by making
downright blunder than in any other way. certain
Sunday school ordered banners made for its different
classes for each of which the scholars chose fitting
motto. One class of boys, who just at that
age when neither heaven earth can hold them in,
benigny concluded to call themselves Little Reap
ers." The sign painter illiterate man, who
had evidently had the benefit of Sunday
school training in his youth. and when he painted
the words the spirit of truthfulness must have taken
sudden and complete possession of him. and the
banner sued from his hands inscribed Little Rip
pers" The superintendent looked at it sorrowfully
and then the boys above whose heads 1t to be
waved and said. well, it's about the truth as
Gen get after ALL -
There always two sides to a story. While it Is
impossible to say too many tender things of some
mothers the opportunity to tell the truth about
others ought not to be LOST
Who was it that spanked me and sent me to bed,
And made my heart feel like lump of lead.
Just for giving twist to the kittens talf
Who was il that spoiled all my fun she said.
bad boy you'll be sorry when am dead.'
Ny Mother.
In return for the foregoing. and kind Of retort
in vndicaton of the occasional Of the rod dis
tracted mother has eased her conscience by these
supplemental verses
Who is it that puts a bent pin in the chair
And watches till grandfather takes his rest there?
The Bad Boy.
And when the old gentleman leaps in the air.
And says wicked words that make you stare;
"Who is 1t that says. Its terrible sin
To play such pranks with an old bent pin'
While the father sees through it and says, "Its too
thiny
The Bad Boy.
Some men lay the Hat,ering JUNCTION TO their souls
that they very charitable, because they every
morning clothe the naked and feed the hungry
which, being properly translated. means that they
dress themselves and go down to breakfast.
Modern phraseology is at times defective far
Iner declared that there Is money in hens. The