The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-08-21
MULTUM IN PARVO.

OaICle, 1a.4VO5 w. dOSs-dOOO 10 CnOlco,
93.2O@3.S5 Sheep-Poor to Choice, $25O0
A75.
MULTUM IN PARVO.
BIRDS usually migrate at night.
LOWELL, Mass, has sent colony to
Tennessee.
NEWSPAPERS are the merchants best
statesmen.
A STEAMBOAT must be in very shall
low water to be overdue.
THIS is the season of the year to tell
secrets; everybody will keep shady.
WHAT is an islandp A body sur
rounded by water. Give an example:
A boy in swimming.
he blew into his gun to seq
If loading up was needed;
The jury to q man agree
That the gun blew after he did.
els THERE anything more disgust
ing to look upon than q pet poodle in
arms?" asks an exchange. There is,
says tbs Jersey City Jomrnal--the wom-
an who kisses the poodle.
The New Haven Register sees one
advantage in warm weather. At no
other season Of the year can you
spread the butter on the children's
bread SO evenly and so thinly.
The fool goeth out in a sailboat when
he doesn't know q boom from break
er; but the wise man picks up peb-
bles on the shore and f1irts with the
girl in q pink dress.-Detroit Free
Press.
Won HELLwALD, in his I" Die Erde
u.sd ihre Volker," gives much news
about the United States. Man here,
he says, is completely the slave of the
fair sex, which considers itself as sn-
perior to him as it is to all manual
work.
DEAN STANLEY says: "Our leisure
hours are among those that have the
most Importance in molding our char
acters. Our working hours are very
important, but our leisure hours are
those that form our tastes and our
habits"
A MAN is said to be young, even In
this country, where we live preternat.
urally fast, up to 80 or 40, to be mid.
dle-aged from 40 to so, and not to be
positively old, if he be of sound health
and well preserved, until he shall have
reached 60 or thereabout.
A POEM commences: "Under the
willows he's lying" He must be 9
tramp. They lie under all sorts Of
trees. One was discovered lying under
an axle-tree the other morning. The
owner of the wagon made him wheel.
wright around and leave.-NorristosOx
Herald.
"AND as for the candy eaten by
American women" exclaims q late
essayist, who speaks with the conf.
dence of ignorance, tive should like to
see calculation, if one could be made,
Of the amount which is consumed in
the course of q year, and on which
they grind from morning till night, to
the destruction very often of thei1
pretty teeth and th> rnin of all appetite
for more solid food"
BRISTOL, Va.-Tenn., is perhaps the
only city in the world with two mayors,
two city governments, police, etc., and
that is taxed in two States. The line
between Tennessee and Virginia is in
the center of Main street. The fugitive
commits crime in Virginia, goes to
the pavement on the other side of tho
street and talks defiantly to the officer
on the opposite side, who has q war
rant for his arrest.
No MATTER how well any one NAV
have succeeded, or how much of wealth
he may be able to leave to his children,
those children should be taught how to
earn, and when earned how to econo-
mize, how to save, how to plan, how
to make. The more wealth a person
has the more need for him to use
double diligence to teach his children
to be self-relying and self-supporting,
for the very circumstances themselves
of poor mans home teach these things
whether he does his duty or not.-L. s.
Coffin.
A ST. LOUIS drummer makes affida-
Wit that the following is literal copy
of rules posted in school-house in the
interior of the State: each pupel is
required to make q bow on entering the
School-House of morning also leaving
of Evening the Scool Room. there
shall bee no profane language used in
School or on the play ground nor there
shall be no pin stickin pinchin, scrach-
ing, nor taggin, nor no filing, nor no
unesery whispering in scool. No Pupil
shal leave the school House without
the permission of the Teacher. No
unesery moving from seat to seat. No
tting on the road from or to school,
nor no nick-naming. Every pupil
over eight years is subject to those
rules and the teacher is to make the
allowance for all Pupils under eight
years and enforce the rules according.
if any scholar brakes these rules tina
shall be punished by switchen. "-St.
Louis 1imes-Jour,aal.
"ANOrHER burglary on my square
last night" said old DR.. Willis, while
dining with his partner the other
evening. For my own part I'm tired
of paying taxes for the privilege of
being robbed. Don't really see how
the police can help arresting some
thieves now and then, if only BY acci-
dent. unless, indeed, the police are
the burglars themselves. How is it that
you are never robbed Joea' s.Simplest
UAAuS Al Vu0 WOI1Us AL YOU u00U IL D
of human nature. Now,
I'll bet there are three or four police
men in this house at the present
moment. Let's go and see." And
Joe led the way down into the base
ment. and the company peeped through
the kitchen door. Sure enough, there
sat four officers. One was fixing the
fire, one was picking chickens, while
the other two we're Smelling peas and
singing a chorus from .sPinafore.
81 Well I'm blessedv' said old Willis.
How do you manage itp" Easy a.
rolling off q log. l keep pretty servant
girl.-L0nd0n Court Circular
A GERMAN Baron, who had been
playing heavily at "makao," at the
Pesth National Casino, and had, during
a few months, won $40, 900, was dis
covered cheating q few weeks ago in
a very curious way. He always APP
peared anxious to stake the bank"
by which means he, of course, always
dealt. He kept down the pile of bank
notes in front Of him with h;c ,,o1;ohad