The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-31
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Blow Ewinged winds.
They never say dye who use 1t on the sly.
To cure felon-Hang the scoundrel.
When man hasn't red he geta blue.
Nothing can check Mount Etns she will lavar
own way.
II Noah was consistent Jew what induced him
to take Ham into the ark 2- Boston Transcript.
A man with black eye Is not lovely spectacle,
buta black.eyed girl-oh, well, girls are lovely
anyhow.
Simple pity amt much better to person than
an INSULT but to pity him with IS bill is bizzi.
ness.-J Billings.
No malice can exist without thought; 80 how
can there be such thing as malice aforethought.
Fat Contributor.
Many people who invoke the aid Of Divine
Providence wants Providence to do the job up
without cost to themselves.
A clairvoyant at Lynn told 9 woman that her
husband was not true to her, and the wife choked
her until she was laid up for three weeks. It hap.
'pened that the husband was dead.
There is in mans nature q secret inclination
and motion toward love Of others, which, II 1t be
spent upon some one or few doth naturally
spread itself toward many, and maketh men be-
come humane and charitable.
Wit loses Its respect with the good when seen In
company with malice, and to smile at a Jest which
plants thorn in another's breast, Is to become g
principal In the mischief Richard Brtnslev Sheri-
dan.
That which 10 good to be dOne cannot be done
too soon; and II 1t Ia neglected 10 be done early 1t
will frequently happen that 1t will not be done at
all.
A man who cannot command his. temper, his
attention, and his countenance should not think
OF being q man Of business,
I loved Amanda past all telling,
For her my bosom dire was swelling,
Her pictured sweetness stole my sleep,
know, therefore, my love was deep.
On tinted cloudlets, resting soft,
She tieated near, In fancy oft,
Fed by the gods, on nectar's still,
Oh, bliss To pay no grocer's bill.
We two were wed, and then found
In No. 5s she walked the ground,
And II the gods had fed before.
They never fed her any more. -Es.
"But you know, pa" said the farmers daughter
when he spoke to her about the addresses Of his
neighbours son, ''yOu know, pa, that ma wants me
10 marry man OF culture" 80 do /, my dear
so do l. and there's no better culture In the couu.
try than agriculture" rtgNas.tI
Come, now, stupid" said the schoolmaster,
you don't know how much two and five make ?
Now listen In one pocket have two dollars and
In the other FIVE dollars. How many dollars have
gotH" "Let me see them, and will tell you."
School was dismissed.
Doctor, my daughter seems to be going blind;
and she's Just getting ready for her wedding, too
o, dear me, what Is to be doner "Let her go on
with her wedding madam, by all means. II any.
thing can open her eyes, marriage will"
A member Of q fashionable congregation called
at q music store and inquired, Have you the
notes of a piece called The Song Of solomon'i"
adding "our pastor referred to 1t yesterday morn.
ing as an exquisite gem. and my wife would like
to learn to playit"
An old Scotch preacher once announced his
theme in the following language:
Me brethren, tax as me text tonight The
devil he goeth aboot lex roorin' leon aw' seek
In whoaIn he may devoor." l shall divide me
subject into four heads, namely: Why the devil
he goeth aboot, why the devil he goeth aboot lex
a leon; who the devil he is aw' seekln to devoor,
and what the devil he is Ioorin' aboot