The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1879-02-20

sets Total-Abstinence Society.
They called the doctor in to stauuch
The blood that flowed like rain,
But artery had tried awhile
lie sud that 1t was vein.
To HAVE much properly is now con.
sidered an evidence Of fraud; to will
that property, evidence of insanity
Turner'S Falls Reporter.
DURING the year 1873. the Coroner OF
Storey County. New, held tifty-one in
quests. OF these twenty-four were the
results of mining accidents.
TURKEY is much behind the age. Its
PaShas are set of moss-backs-in
fact, the country is decayed and mosque.
covered. Boston Transcript.
Cock ROBIN and 1919 of his fellows
We're destroyed in one night by a North
Caroliuian, "thus SAVING" as the
Louisville Courier-Journal remarks.
1.-The lives of many million worms"
Dr.. H. BRIEM confirms the opinion
that plants grow more luxuriantly
when their earliest stages of develop
ment are accelerated ~ heat than if
they are subjected to occasional retard.
alton of growth.
The entire sale of public lands-Gov.
eminent, railroad and State-during
the last year was 1892, 246 acres.
This is a large excess over the sales fo1
1872, the year preceding the panic.
THE man whose lame back prevents
him from splitting a stick of wood OF
kindling Il fire. is the onewho leads an
attack on q pile of ten cords of wood
to help uncover and kill a frightened
rabbit.
EGGS forty cents dozen! Are hens
aware that the war ended fifteen years
ago, and the Government resumed spe-
Gle payment on Jan. l? Farmers
should acqualnt their poultry with these
facts.-NorriStoUa Herald.
FASHIcN-NoTEs predict long-tailed
coats for gentlemen the coming season;
which is Il sweet assurance that in the
future we won't be obliged to hunt
around after holder when we want to
lift 4 hot plate. Times.
We earnestly advise farmers to be
careful TO keep their axes ground sharp
and their wood-saws well filed for their
wives and daughters to prepare the
tirewood. 1t is an outrage for them to
have to use dull tools for this purpose.
-Ioca State Register.
"PAPA, me has been baptize, aim!
me?n asked little three-year-old.
Yes, dear" Then me won't have
to be baptize aga;n?" "No; but can
you remember anything about being
baptized?" Il deSs l can!'' "Well,
what did the minister do to you?"
He showed up my sleeve and stuck a
knife in my arm"
A MERCHANT in Allegheny City, Pa,
named Russell, is preaching the doc
trine that the world will come to an
end in 1914, the ''forty years of
trouble" to precede that event having
commenced in 1874. Russell has made
$50 converts, some of whom are extrav.
agant 10 their religious behavior, and
great deal of excitement has been
caused in that region.
To Connecticut lady who thought
it was "real mean that he should de-
stroy so good joke as the alleged
Saturday Recie,D criticism of his book,
Recie,o hoax was the only lie Except
this one) that I ever told in my life;
and with a contrite heart, l am repent
ing Of it in broadcloth and cigar ashes.
Therefore l am not, so very, very bad,
after all. There are worse men-indeed
there are. You ought to see my
brotherr'
Gov. VANCE, of North Carolina,
pardoned Louis We'll, the other day,
the only Hebrew in the Penitentiary.
He was convicted of manslaughter and
sentenced to ten years imprisonment.
The Governor. on pardoning him, in
dorsed the following on the paper: g.
take pleasure in saying that l sign tie
pardon in part recognition of the good
and law-abiding character of our jew
ish citizens, this being the first serious
case ever brought to my notice on the
part of any of that people,"
If there is any one thing more than
another that cOnvinces a man of the
progress of education in our common
schools and the sound practical instrlc-
ton communicated to the rising gene
ration, it is to have his daughter bring
him problem something like this: Ii
oxen consume 12s times the amount
of food in days required by 1-6 of the
square root of 16 sheep at a cost of
1918 cents, how many oxen will be re-
quired to consume the amount req Tired
by ] of the cube root of an equal num-
Der of sheep in AZ days time at a cost
Of 4.16 of that amount; and triumphant
ly point to the answer at the foot of q
whole slateful of figures as being 3d.
1875 oxen-x. ton Commercial
Bulletin.