The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1879-03-27
ALL SORTS.

a fOOL nOIe-sOie.
Due az you wish to be dunned by.
A scientific club-the boomerang.
4 man who works with a villa
lawyer.
How is it that s hot furnace is always
cosled
Crate sympathy-that given to jail
criminals.
An early crop of organ grinders is
inevitable.
The latest out-the boy who is except
after school"
The beginning of an end-the stump
of dogs tail.
An anonymous article-a baby before
it's christened.
To the tramp, home is where the hash
is Picayune.
Mince pie is no baseless fabric Of
dream Picayune.
The more whisky straight man takes
the more crooked he becomes.
she wruug her hands and tore her hair,
With feel,ny not benign,
And when up-b~aided by her friends,
EXCLAIMED, Als hdlE - mine!
No matter what rank vegetables msy
attain, the cabbage will always be a
head.
Women may become lawyers, but
women cannot sit GA juries. They Gould
never agree.
Nature writes the best spring poetry
on green leaves, illustrated with flowers.
i Picayune.
A happy mother Of male twins enthu-
siastically refers to her treasures as her
sweet boy and boy"
Music hiss charms to sOothe theIsavage.
This is why we occasionally see dog
with brass band around his neck.
Who did the plow share with ?-[ New
York Express. Well, it divided its fur
rows pretty evenly all around the lot.
Simple pity amt much better to
person than an insult; but to pity him
with a five dollor bill is bizziness.-[ }.
Billings.
An Ohio man had his neck broken
while trying to break colt. The safest
way to break colt if to hire one of your
creditors to do it.
The proprietor of bone factory an
nOunces that persons leaving their bones
with him can have them ground at short
notice. PicEune.
Safety st Sea- is the title of an ar
ticle in the New York Express. But
it's impossible for many people to get
up to c. Picsyune.
The women are walking away from
the wash-tub.-[ New York Commercial
Advertiser. Let us sosp they will sud-
denly return to it. Albany Argus.
Ills an essy thing to sing for spring,
When the air is calm and breezy;
| Ills sneezy thing of spring 10 sing,
| When your own head is wheezy.
First Swell" Look here, Fred, you
shouldn't wear so MANY big diamonds.
It's awfully bad form" Second Swell
" Bless your soul, dear boy, they amt
real"
Mother is all the time telling me
not to bolt my food" said the small boy,
land now she's gone and bolted up the
cupboard thst has all the company vic
| tuals
The ice men are going around saying
| the ice is so thick they cannot cut it
without being put to great deal of ex-
pense, consequently ice will be dear
next summer.
The dryest place in this country is
Greeley, Col. The region around has to
be irrigated for crops, and the men in
town have no saloons to call on when
their crops are parched.
Suggestion for an srtist-Cupid asking
his mother not TO tie the handkerchief
over his eyes so tightly this year-he
made 80 many fearful mistakes last
season. New York News.
A poet named Wells thus exuberstes
| in the New York Mail:
| lam glad, / am glad
| lam clad that the summer is coming again,
With is sunshiny days and its showers OF rain
OF course. Wells have now chance to
get full.
Mamma" said little boy to his
mother in a railway carriage, little
children-quite little children--only pay
half price, do they?" eyes, dear.
Whyf" A" Because, mamma, what /
want to know, is, do old people-quite
old people-psy double 7"