The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-03-13

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iaes, either
The Begun o. BhopaI is pro
u0a8csd oae gt ihe cleyefest women Ia
Iodia The Cbesgom oi YAsssf j. the
snAlsst gitI 10 New Yofk.
A laay ia Rhode Island pat >
quart y dried apples 10 coax. wiihou,
thinkibg u their swelling qualities. aud
ist 40 hoar d vas thought that The
~apIe State wo1ld be submerged
Toe BJst5b Advertiser relates that
tbs same ship lately took q Aiuea
$50 600 gallons Ut ram aud oae mis-
sioBAFy Heavens what did they
want q - much missionary
The meanest man lives ia Craw-
iofalssille, lad lie stole all the wood
hls neighbours vile bad sawed aud spill
during the day. and then invited her
hasbaad over 10 spend the evening.
Toledo has bad a great pie-eating
match The competitors were news.
boys, each placed on his knees bsiore
a chair on which was dried apple pie,
bis hands tied behind him. aud the
boy who FIRST got away with the PIE
took the prize
Prof Swif. Of Rochester. has been
for years carrying on bis aslrouomical
sladies 10 an old cider mill. but the
citizens now propose 10 build him an
observatory Free Press, But be will
sometimes return TO tue old mill when
be Wishes Il take eidereal observations.
An Inshtnau was sent TO put let.
ter Ia the post Office, directed to lady.
lie brought i, bacs Bad luck TO them
post Offices. yer Honor, said he this
lettber won't 60 Won't 60 Divil
tit The dirty spalpeens have got
place zoo lelthefs Tor mails, but nary q
one Is there for females.
"A Michigan farmer writes 10 the
faculty uf Yale What are your terms
ipra year. Aud does il cost anything
extra i my sou wants TO learn 10 read
and write as well As row a boat
tiiris. as you value your lives,
dou't get up aud get breakfast ia the
morning. A young lady il Chicago
attempted Il the other day. and was
burned to death Show this to your
mamma
A wedding party at a restaurant
d malalfait waiter co1trives to upset a
tufeeu tail Of rich soup on the satin
dfsss oi a lady guest. who takes on
terribly aud threatens Mysteries. DO
not worry, madame, says the waiter,
kindly. there's lots more soup in The
Kitchen,
they were installing munster in
the village church. aud the venerable
deacon. who was more enthusiastic than
cultured. led 10 prayer with special
guetion Oh We d. heseeeh, he IA.
marked. that Thou wilt anuoint this
thy scnaut with holy lie yea. even
with the lie Of Paim rs. Whereat thetc
cn.upI much unh.lluwed cachiuatiou
line Chinese QUESTION il a Kind OF
,ieAush oue, but There Is 90 reason
Way thr American editor should not
be bsId sud uul-poken IN deuouuclng
lhe Iulas. they arc miserable, /
sneakiug, bIood-thrsy set--and more
over they have 40 votes ia the next
ftesiIcnl,al election, aud never advcr-
li-r
science says Hus that kissing on
,ha lips must be abolished 10 the inter
,st u bcai.h Most potent, grave aud
reverend seiguiofs. scholars and phil.
osophei-. there ATE moments you know
nothing II, wheu man don't care two
cents Tor science, aud when be is going
70 plant kisscs where they belong, il
tie "a u health are ripped from
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Tue Old lady uueousciossly spoke
% The @urc rapid tlight d time, as we
gfow older ~hcu she said lls good
uen 'as yunng iolss New Years is,
bat ! itut care much about u. Aud 4.
d1at lhihk auy Que appreciates The
dsS - they used y thirty ~ louy
, cats Agu, when New Years days
tiaaa CONE bal once 10 thne Or fout
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