The Russellville Democrat., 1879-10-30
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 < hsfrrin w&s diseOTere3 in the heart ofa egw that died sl3denly &t Fulton, ID this State. tase week.--S. J. .ssay- We're zlzd that oCT's 6ea3s ws'Te had eEso1ga 6f butter made from her Eallk---B9st0a Poes.
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 l. seems that things are considerably mixed. Did Kate Chase sprzzze2 CT did epgague Chase C0nklIn2@ IL ix sa5d that nas even Providence can teiL There seems t0 be g missing Iinek to the story. --Ke1kak Cgg28gzs0N.
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 Somebody's coming when the dew dr0ss fall, she was EDffgy hunn4lngs when the old man remarked: An yO1 b44 your sweet life, Maria, he'll think a thunderstorm iet io0ee when he gets -R0ekJGz5d C1agSSg.
 @czEEEL WORK
 We don't exactly know the Heaning Of acrewel work" which the girls are just nOw raying over, bvt we suppose II refers to the working of yellow wOrstsd dogs with green ears and pink eyes On q sIcy-blue baekgrOund.-L0chport CJssoa-
 AIIDgs POEM.
 Aide sends us q poem, Why Art Thou eadg" Sow, Aide, we will be honest with yOu. The reason we are sad is because our back suspender button has busted, and we're afraid the other one won't hold till we get hoEne.-Hqy- aEstjsDa IadsDe7adsnf
 SPIRITED vERSEs.
 We are in receipt If some spirited verses from an unknown poet, in which yoeiferOus is made to rhyme with rhin- OeerOus. It's this sort of treatment that makes the rfinoeerOs stick tO the circus and resist all efforts looking tO his re- fornatiOn.-Y Yonbss Gass1ls.
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 There VIII GE HIVE CNGAsAasr HI LEAb February. Think Of so much Sunday night bliss in the shortest month, But then this won't happen in 30 years again. Let the old gentlemen remember this and be hopeful when he lays in the winter-eoal supply.--E '. Etprsss.
 HE Kxows ALL
 s'Will you ever be nine2'' he asks her rspturOusIy; and when she answered, There is one above knows all" he thought camp-meeting had struck in and elinehed; but she only referred 'o the old man who was slumbering in the @front-rOom second. ."-.S. LotsiS Spirit.
 4 ToUcHTxG sENTINEsT. The touching sentiment Our first in Heaven" appeared after an obituary mo- tice in Philadelphia paper, and the father of the child came into the office raging mad It was the third death in his family, and be desired to know of the clerk where he supposed the other two had gOne.-ke1o Hapep Register.
 THE DIFFERENCE,
 They were cOurting. What makes the stars 50 dim tonight" she said softly Your eyes are go much brighter" he whispered, pressing her little hand. They are married now: ''I wonder how many telegraph poles would it take to reach from here to the stars?" NOne if it was long enough" he replied, "Why don't you talk common sense. ROcktaHd COairier.
 WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS MOST. When two couple Of young people start out riding in twO-seated carriage, they are as happy as four loving clarns until the shades Of evening approach, and then the couple in the front seat be- gin to realize that the crying need of this great, free and majestic country of ours is-a twO-seat carriage with the front seat behind.-IhlcEs Bees0o1.
 TIME WORKS wOSDROUs CHAsGEs. When man awakes to the realizing sense that he is for the first time a father his breast heayes with emotion, and he n1shes down town in hot haste to be congratulated; but in after years, when it becomes an old story, and the seventh infant cuddles down in its srad- ding clothes, his emotional breast doesn't heaye, and with pOcket-book as thIn as 8 cardboard, and a depressed bearing, he hurries to his business, for getting to say anything even to his con hdential friends about it.--NeB HGJen Rsgister.
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