, 1879-02-06

.Stto FORK HiD<r, Flu. \.
Mr. Bcccher lecturcl last evening Ia The Lex-
tnptou Opera-Iiousc, on "Amusements," for
tic benc1t Of the Northwestern DtspcusasY.
"Oscrtaxcd lawyers, asptyxiated Judges, and
WORKOUT clcrgymcn," str, beecher said, '.necd-
ed vigorous outdoor exercise. Tic age had
Just passed when c!csgyman's dEcsA needed 10
bo that of clergyman when bis nose needed to
be carried At sanity elevation, and when he
stepped by clerical note. Now he was like any
otl,er professional man, a1l h!s worth WAS
measured BY bis manhood. Huch 1nen-edltors
tucluuctl-sllould exercise their bodies freely,
alneo the mgu In them became tired while tic
srmal WAS resting. Gyutaaslutus, bowling
nlrys, and ball hc'ds were IassablH for tha pur-
poss, but walking VIA better. a,ll horseback
ridtug hest. AlsJ billiard table was M excel
lent institution, which should be translated
ilto every family. Tn tho other han.i, tntn wlose
occupations were outdoors, pec4cd tn-dUoT,
eleyattng amusement. There was = prevalent
nutiun that slnlast.,rnt ulc2ut dissipation, but
tint notion WA In!stskeu one. Those who, in
the p,lrauIt Of enjoyment, oyersteppea tue
bounds OF health also oyeEstcppcd tho bounds
u cotnniun se.se. As 10 t!!s popular stnukB-
n,c,lts Ut theatres, opesass billiards, and cards.
md dancing. eserJ man should form his uwn
Judgment and act accordlux!y, Some Of them
wsru wrong VI right Ia themselves" Twcutv
years Agu sir, Htecher was Ailufed 10 billiard
tournament upon ASSURANCES that all the Clergy,
Judges, lawyers, aud othcr prominent people Vt
thu city wcte tu attend. ~ 10 enterud tho ball
he was very much atnszed, though probably not
70 much, hu thought, III tht,sa WHO FAN him
ncarly every ltquor.scllcs Ia towu was thcre
lIuwSycs, they Rppauled htu,. IIc took i
seat, an'! they applauded agaiu: When hc
shifted lft scAt there was smother 0utDutat
Then hs moved over among the reporters.
More applause. Whca ho started 10 leaye they
upulu,ltlcsl blu AI the way to the loor, where
polite. rto,l-natured ushst said, "Alr. BeevheI,
won't you hayo something to drinki', lie
never attended, sHutbcF tournament. Never
tl1ress, when his boys wanted 10 learn billiards
hu tlaI l,ougtt them y table, thinking that ~
hiI!iaru.tablc with ebsp!aim attached WIS not I
pud lIlins.n liz recommended therefore, " =
ours ioT tho t,ntrnucr use Of billiards, wider
introduction of tabics IN proper places.
QUlpS.
just A. the clbow'4 bent tlle swiR's inclined.
Positive, wait; comparative, walter; superla-
tive, get Il yourself
The ulau who Is waiting Tor something to turn
up generally lind. II wh.n he steps IN barrel
hoop.
The seFyaut-glrl that bloweth downthe crys-
tai eh1unuy |. like uuto Al ect iu that ahs Is .
lauIrprey.
Young swell: NJ should hke 70 have my
mustacbr dyed" PolItv basbcI: "Certalnly;
did you bEin. 1t With yout"
The iudiyiiua! who called tight boots comlott-
abtc ucle,Idcu his position by s1yiuE they pa1e
nun forget all hta other A,lsHries.
We uevef knew but ope mau who hal Abs0-
!utv fash !u huuuuity, u,ad he advertised ior y
lost umbrella III this paper Last week.-CaH4tti
I'u,t.
1--WE don't know everything" remarked the
Professor. 'tuuI We 4ou't lu.t many that elsiul
10. except now aud then Que Or two tu Iii
| Sophomore class"
some clothing was atulcn recently from thE
ottlcs VI tle New i.o,,lon Iteyfu,x. Tho editu,
| must have bccn taking bath u tint thue.-
| U4at< aVmyts Sealt,us.
"Thtsc arc seventeen sculpturs aud paiatsFt
from the uu!Lcd StAtea nov resulting !n ssuAe. y
resa Mrs. Bslnis lrutn the newspaoeE. "lttm!'
| Kruute4 3lr. bsMts, who wa4 suuolntiuE htl
! lset coYesiuSs witu the extract q hpgi "ae