, 1879-06-24
POET AND NE,vs1'ApER-NfAN.
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tatlctum door unlese t,o comes on that fatal
erral.l. Theh he came insidu mud took OF his
Int and bowed al! ro1tmt tho room, when every
tnan on tho staff soarcd out In torriblo chorus,
'tCotno ln." Tl,cn no asked Tor tho editor, aud
when tho undcrlings, With tlno mingting Of
truth aud grammar, pointed to tho youngest
and llc newest man In The Office anl yelled,
''That's him |" he walked up to tho young gen
tlernan designated; aud before he could linroll
his manuscript wo knew the subject Of 1t, artl q
deep Rsoan echoed around tho rom.
ro:ty yo.g an asks ao,,c ns cf9F ~ 3F;o,ot.
aud a sonnet op tho marriage OF MY sister with
All old college fricnd.h :.
"O!l college friend male or female, young
mani" asked tic editor, severely.
MALE, a!r,f said the young nlAD.
fIe said " sir'' every tf1nc, and evcry tlme ho
said ttal tho younE gentlemen Of the staff, save
the younE Ecnt1ut.,An who personntcd the Gov
crnor, ar:eksrcl llo looked severe.
"Ycs, slr,' replied the tntan: Tsnnyson; "n
;Ina e au idyl' an odd Inscribed *Ioy Lost
"i:oyo besa lost ::very" long, yoahg man''
"weli, tts ttnmaterisj, that IS" stammcrcd
| the young tna,l; .!its intIefldttu-its--''
"Eyct adyertlstd Tor tta' askcd the reporter
who was writing nun for slah''s tombstunes,
"Auytling inorei' uslsetl the principal inter-
| locttur, "auYthug mura, young naut"
"Ycs sir, was lhe hopuful response, ~ thrcn-
ody In memory Of my departed brother"
''Drothcr dead, young man, or only cono to
s'EEfiewn','' i,es%' s',,n ::
"Yot1r own brotlerah
"No, a!t;; meyer had real brother; lis only
.Can't take this. then, young mau," was the
CHILLING reply. "Poctry, to find acceptance
| with tic llairktv, must bo true. Hare t6 re.
| ieet this tarenoty, hot becausc It ls not very
beautiful, but because 1t is not true. Now, how
| much do rou want for those otslcrsf" And t1o
| flnercd thrm over like man buying inluk-
| skius.
rho poet really didn't know. Iic had meyer
published before; he i,ad b1relS dared to hone
| Of tic paper routatning them. hb was surc-
"Oh, no.n tho editor btDlse IN, sol, no. no
str, can't 10 that; NC don't do business that
| way; ii q poem Or sketch is worth pubiishlns
4 Is .so,sh paying for Would Sl6 pay you fur
Tie poet b!ushcd to the floor with gratitude,
anil tho Joune journalist grardly wrote out an
order aud handed II to TIC poet ::-,,, e;:.
| money"
Tho poo. bowed and Withdrew, and with great
tnerrtmeut tho journalists burned bis poems uald
resumed their work.
That ,yasn't the funny part of II, however.
The next daY, .llu supplemented post presented
lii order to tho clerk destvl,ated And It was
| 80 that the clerk owed thu paper SIS Tor auh-
scription aud Rdrertiaing. and lie promptly
cashcd the order and turued it III when hls bill
was. presented, anu tic manager Just charged It
to the saIary account Of tho smart younE jour
nat1st vino Aligned tan order, nll the hnpplcst
in Burlington. One Of than IA happy. grcel,
nnsophlstscatcd young nachina pact. and tho
other is II wido-awukc, up.to-snllft, kno8-thc-
| world, get.up,anda auht young Journalist, who is
verbal departments of Journalism. ''
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NINE, HONArAKrE INDIGNANT.
| Nine, Bopaparte, It seoms. was dostinotl tn In
,,s",...nI ~ ~, ~. st w., w. ~
alsappo'stc0 ~ all her matrimonial! speculationa
| for her son. Two years after Ills 1roturn To
] America-tl.at Is, In 1Sot-all her high hopes
| Of MI ambitious European ,narriogo for Jerome
"s.o In.su - ~ an"uu" h.'Houlcc"'c"t tsla'
| hc was engaged nni whs soon to be married to
d young la,lY Of Baltimore. iiot iutscss about
this tl,nc were filled with violent onnosttfpu In
I'm ,,a,c,, an1 nm ~ norsoroi to+ ~. s,na,,
.,a.,,a., ~ .ha.,, ~, ~ .,,.,,,..hsa rcsa s,-
poft'oh o. taehl eau pe punllsuea. INC ioltow-
ing Is printed III LILO second paper ot hlne.
Honnparte's Letters from Europcn In ScfsbA<r
| ~. .'. n, o,.,ho. ,oon n
vra,, ,:,a, Sa Ill % IumAM to,d H., nt
nrrv H. mcrn and bavn icnaatna ,ho san,e :,
.iay -, ~, .nar intt.r - ii,'' sn"n
svt arrs1 X hrotSar Ky M oo snTlo H.
as no an, ambition i. my i has been npossl9lc foi
nv " @ ,,,. Ia o
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~ n.1 oi,nsr. rv ,t ~ ,, ,,.,I' un
haSn 9ssM l1. nwass ats"; ~ tose1 upot. nHn.
ala,i II lasdfe apen9 ny 'aeua'c, oAY "ooa, any
n.a n% inam @ hovs i,hor'a Mp 1na
toss cotAtu ta.te .na. : naso n'sucttu ~ uunc.
Nx n9nie aas cGEta'at w. aponmaeo ~ waat u
catiet .ne eo'a.fss .,' ~ hca.i asIs, ata eatnEI