The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-11-20
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father after rocking two hours and the
baby still awake.
An Indiana writer calls fora def
ofa mincc pic. 1t is sort Of nlacada-
mizcd chowdcr.
livery stalwart is provided with
suffers outilt for The purpose Of qucll-
ing the new rebellion.
"A man who smokes anything but
iiVc-cent cents cigars at the present
timc, is looked upon us q suspicious
character.
GA tail that is tollcd," remarked
the gate kccbcr when he caught Il horse
by the conclusion, while he made tho
rider pay the fare.
When tho corn is waving, Annie,
StNih out without fear;
With hHSAV voice III whisper
Sweet words in your ear.
Mr.. SpuIgcon will not como to
this country after all. Yet if he did
come, we suppose he would como
"aitor alp he could get.
-"prof. Ticc," saws an cxchonoc.
"prcdicts that The hottest bv far is Vet
to come" That is what our preacher
says, too.
1t was an Ohio man who discover
Ca That no newspaper proprietor ever
1lru 1rom swallowing " twenty
dollar gold piece.
Tho hardest thing in tho world for
young woman to do is to look uncon-
ccrncd the first time she como out in a
handsome engagement ring.
,-Sinyihkins, whose wife frequently
sings, ION, fora thousand tongues"
can't imagine what she wants with
them, rs he can hear her now all over q
thlrty-acrc farm.
"A good name is rather to 10 chos-
en- than great riches, as the bouk-kucp-
cr remarked, when he adopted HI, CHI
ploycr'S autograph.
boy with donkey: SEQ for ride,
sir?' Jones: "Nicc figgcr I'll look on
n donllcy!" Boy: eyes, sir: cut
hout for donkey, l should say, sir"
A young lady's hat blew Off one
morning and was run over by broad
wheeled cart. The ribbons were
somewhat soilcl, but tho hut is now
the very latest fall shape.
Tho son Ola coffee and spice deal
cr was asked at school where coffee
came liom, and the reply was: "Fath
cr said mustn't tell, and he'll lick nc
if do"
-First lad (spitcrullv); "Your
mothers got rcd hair." Second Ind
(argumcntativcly): "Wcn, NV moth
crS hair is her own, and your mother
Duyshcrs."
a young lady up in berkshire
county, Mass, was stung on the lip
by bee, the other day. We conorat-
uIatc that bee OH knowing just where
the honey was.
An embarrassed actor bounded on
thc stage of San Francisco theatre,
IN scene depicting II robbery in u hotel
Office, and shouted, Gag tho safe,
While blow open the night clerk"
"A Missouri druggist has been sent
to the insane asylum. His name is
Gliss, and tho boys drove him crazy by
appearing twenty-ninc times Il day and
asking, ''liow is Gliss, scrcnc?"
-Circumstanccs alter cases. The
man who is on the train thinks it tar
r!cS too long at every station; not so
the with one who is Il block away and
coming rapidly towards it when the
bell rings.
Old gentleman: ''I shall report
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stop the car before? Here have been
running after your car more than n
blocE.' Conductor: "All right, guy
nor, Pm sorry, but I ain't like a Dor
tatcr, eyes all over"
Flasher, having had his portrait
caintcd, asks the opinion of his friend
Dabbs. retired housc-Daintcr.
Dahbs: "Wcll, it's like YOU; but, if
you,vc paid twenty-five pounds for it,
you've been done. Why, there amt
halfa pound Of paint Oh the whole
thing!"
lie travelled far, with hurried air,
AS though bcrcft Of time;
And told all and everywhere
lie sought a sunny cline.
lie travelled till, byorclard fence,
We'll filled with fiuit-trccs prime,
lie spicd Il youth, and looking hence
lie saw the sonny climb.
"A fashionable garment can now
DC made by taking your husbands ul-
stcr, dycing it brown, cutting of the
brcast-poockcts, gathering it behind,
ana sewing ten cents worth of black
ruching around tho neck. With
one OF these on a middlc-sizcd woman
a.
air OF Il Duchcss.-4Mc G,cgor Ne,os.
1t may be cmincntly all right
down by the sea cost, but out West
here when young man volunteers to
entertain an evening party by singing
''a-gondolicd which lie learned when
abroad" and then sings something
that all the party learned twenty years
before at the primary school, they
don't Kill him, but they say things
about him that nobody win ever tell
him, and that he doesn't really to hear.
-Uo~heye.
The person who travels with a
variety troupe and holds an apple on
his head for tho ''stars' to shoot off
with rifle, sooner or later goes to
The grave with bullet in his skull.
Ben Butler being out Of politics now,
perhaps he could be persuaded to be an
applc-holdcr for "crack- shot," The
variety troupe might not be able to
pay Mr.. Butleras large salary as he
would demand, but the amount could