The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-09-02

How Q Young HAN In Chicago Coz
the Girl ho Wanted.

cas.eo Trihan~.
As We have already s.id. many
ih"ssaUsls at achiae hsarss and IT,.
a~sSisd asarriages would b prevent
ed If only young hvers hsd courage
anil tscs. The other day . young
gentleman. Who hss l0ng been
enamorssi Of one VI the iairess daugh.
ters Vi West MOnroe street, hut whO
has net with scant courtesy irOm her
parents. sod.leoly bit upna the great
discovery that asking . girls fathers
cOnseui was m lille E,rmalily. by
ia" he enid. after thinking the matter
over in Ill its various .specis. 1t 10
the nd woman who j. the power he
hind the thrOne. Once you get her
On your side yoa are Ill right. and
besides you are savesl fr0m any
annoyance By your mosher-in-law. fSr
she can't g" and s.y To your wife. If
you had taken NV sslvice. ~ i
always told yoa So By Jo. III q
for the Old woman" So. dressing
himself in oil his gay attire. the
young man gent up. and. after e.
planning matters to his sweetheart.
induced Der Ia call down her mother.
Her father had gone to Des Moines
ON businse.)
"Well. sir :" aid the oil lady,
With icy Goodness. "whai do you wish
u ssy tn mo :"
IL come. madame" said the heroic
youth. 'to demand The hand Of your
lovely daughter in marriage"
Demand Q 6dsllestick !" said the
old lady. with asperity "Aman.la
Is t.n young to be married vet.
and II she wasn't. and there wasn't
hut one husband in the world. and
you we're be. Id ssy 'Na-aw. Do
you undentaod thatr
In . measure I apprshend your
meaning" ssid the young lover. while
Amanda. Who was listening behind
the folding doors. whispered to her.
self that ma was real mean, and felt
her heart sink into her clippers, and
l ~ss prepared for il. I had already
seen yOu husband"
"Y0u. had. eh! Do you mean to
cay that that, chuckle-headtd Cham
has cousented---r
mo. madame, not precisely. In
fact he aid 10 would b sbemmed
FIRST. But % in such matters - these
il Is always hest to deal with principals,
I thought would ses you. although
your husband said that when he said
mo" and put bis foos' down. that
Vas IN end VI matten in bis his house.
/ wanted to Be allowed to plead my
case before you. because the sym.
pathies Of . beautiful aud clever
woman still young in heart - she Is
in looks-but. alas he told me It
would do M good-that you were
against me. and even IL
yoa favored nv suit your humhlest
cDuh mt move him"
"When did my husband tell You
III this Z Wa be sober-quite
.ober? He put bic foot down. in
]eedr
"About noon on Tuesday. and I
never saw him more collected and
Indeed. be w.s unusually /
mild and pensive, and when I told
him Of nv desire 70 Be married. be
mid: Better not: il you know
shats good for yoa-doe't ! dare
~ my daughter = very handsome
md oil that sort Of things. but che
axes after her mother. / am really
]0ing you . kindneo in refusing my
The suub-nosed traitor :" said the
I'D lady warmly; well. now l want
you 10 understand one thing; am
he patriarch at shs hoassho)d. and
sheu my husband leaves Ne out Of
he calculation It y eqsivalens to the
omission Of The subirahend. denOm-
ioator. quosient. divisos. dividend.
and The one you carry.
You understand me :"
"Ys'@; but your husband doesn't
lhiuk o"
"Well. when be gets hack I'll just
pot in sOsAe of my humblese solicits-
lions believe that = what he CALI
Ihem-snd he'll understand me. And
ri prove It to you. too. Amanda.
,ome here. This y your future
husband. and. Il ! know myself. you
viii Be married tO him Inside Of
Ihree weeks. Just make . lise Of
Ihisgs you want and III see that you
Iet them. Young man, embrace
1our betrothed bride. Blen you, nv
.hildren. / want this thing settled |
,acs for all."
IL vss almost ta,o good to b true.
md the lovess had to hug each other
'svesal times dusiag Tie evening |
which they spent % The ane ehair)
10 b sure that il vas not oil .