The Hawaiian gazette., 1879-12-31
GAZETTE
EDITED AND PUBLISHED By
. CRAWFORD MACDOWELL.
WEDNESDAY. DEC. 81, 1879.
No, You Don't.

delight upon ticket for Calais which he held
in his hand.
Mr.. Joe Becky had an exceedingly rural
air. Large and brawny and grizzled, his
brown face covered with scrubby beard, his
joints all clumsily developed, he looked like
backwoodsman. Being bachelor, also, his
toilet lacked that adjustment which wifely
touch or suggestion imparts, and intensified
his rural air.
But that Mr.. Becky possessed intelligence
was proven by his wide-awake air, and by
the fact that he had brought no baggage to
Europe, except the little satchel now depend
ing by strap from his muscular shoulder.
The Honorable Felix Plimpot, NJ. P, step
ped out upon the porch with him.
Bon royd9e, Mr.. Becky. When you get
back to America, pray forward us your arti-
cles in the Spade and Hoe, whenever they ap-
pear"
"Good-by Mister Plimpot The best time
I've had in England had on your demesne,
sir; and when the land question comes up in
parliament again, l hope you you'll send me
copy of your speech"
With pleasure, sir"
The two shook hands heartily, and Mr.. Joe
Becky departed
Ere he had gone half block seedy gen.
tleman in gray approached, and slapped him
y" '"e shTuiue4. ~.
in Ploverton? ?"
"You are mistaken in your man," said Mr..
Becky.
"What Amt this Barry Baxter ?"
NO, sir. Ny name is Becky"
al beg pardon. mistook you for Baxter
same o S,, same WHISPERS. "nere are you
IRON, SIT
s5 a'li al AuIeilcan'
,,, lossiole nave o,other III America.
"nat part are you from ;,
Near Springnelu, massachusetts.
an yes; my orother has been there.
stopping IN town with your family SIR
win my family replied Mr.. Joe Beck
~, Oily t"li!hlihs creeping mo MS eyes.
les. NY wlle ana the twins are staying at
me :. a ne Tcn
An "eii' slr' II you see my Drother
wien you get pack please give MN my love.
ana the seedy man IN gray walked away.
mr.. l beckly looked alter him IN some sur
prise, theh turned ana Went on
nan square beyond voice nailed MIN.
:, Sao' SIT :,
no, IL walk, rePled Mr.. Becky.
p Inc caoman uashee on, ana Just as Mr.
DecAiy turned Dack MS heao, somebody SUM
oleu out OF 'ne Jog against MN. IL was tai,
spare man, In clerical garb and necktie, with
sanehmonous AIR.
ray excuse me- ne exclaimed. what
is thls Mr; Becky! II certainly is How do
you sir how do you DO
ana the spare man shcok hands cordially
WIN aa nun. :,
Really, you have the better OF me" said
Mr. Joe Becky perpiexed- don't recollect
your si name.
ooWper, Sir. 0owper we met IN Massa-
rHmHmhlr
oh, oiu We a mhere was ltE-at the
hoI1lcullIle meeting inquired Mr.. Becky.
ne could nave sworn he never met the man
DeioTe.
les mat was the Time. how Is Mrs.
BECKY, sir ana now are the twins getting
on l shos ~, ike 10 see them all. Are they
IN Loaooh
A light broke over Mr.. Beckly's face. All
uncertainty :, rt vanished.
q. In tney are Win me- oo"per' at 'ne Merry
Go-lnn, he said;
an gao 10 near 1t. fou are going that
Way shail oe pieaseo TO accompany you.
"aen oia you come over
LAST MONTH responded MI. Becky;
ana az tne Two walked on apparently full OF
good feehng.
tr am PfOd bat 70 welcome e. you 70 70 our sou1-
ny ana W W., 90 you think OF Hengland,
hL :. I DecKiy
wen, l .i'in n,.. II superior TO America In
9ome respects, out %ouldn care to 1--we IN
sianu LOU are wen organized mere, whlle
ha,.e - sun cluue put aiter an you
go So I1 poor people, "hiie we nave
a.lnS ~, noie' "na' business are you In Cow
80 Asi9,e' ani just testing theory
VI 10y wi .n We Learned IN what temperature
% ~ ~ 80 III lasseI' anu nave pullt sneds'
~ aS " Nsep 'nein III that temperature all The
Iounu. Don Amo" now Twill operate
- ~ ~, 'o"n nov 70 sen some cattle by-tne-
mey, uat REMINDS me-"here are we All,
1i is - ~: III nave an errana at No;
70. .9oA iottery iicket on deot, and
:ney say = pre- NUMBER. Ia IKE TO step
~ anu see II II good Ior anything. Here we
Paci nT" just uiop III moment win me- Mr..
DeeSy. :,
&c 90 tnahk YOU SAG MI Joe Becky
,.-;.t , ~ just ininu'e' tnen III go on
"l .s W you
.f,ly wen.
s'aIs, see. Tome on, SIR
DenA.y ielloweu nun up tnree nights
$50 ~ lille front once where clerk
$500 uusAy whiting aI his uesA' oehihd long
un,
d. LOU morning. a.; Is tnis the once OF the
mo "a Haneiro Iottery
~ Is, sir'
nave a ucket NUMBER zz,zzz. Please
sen nj Il II mas drawn anything
Inc CLERK looks INTO the DOCKS.
Il drawn EfVHDtV-nER nnnndG turn