The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-09-18

(Which IL In the Stale oil Kentucky
September 5, 1870.
never wuz 50 impressed with the 500.
periorily Nv the Southern mind over the
Northern. ez hev bin sence readln the
account Nv the KILN Nv Dixon by Barks-
dale. There Is several ways Nv doin the
same thing, and the wise man alluz takes
the shortest and most direct.
I wuz in Moo York doorin tho rane Nv
the great Tweed, and | am not too proud
TO say that waz recipient Nv his bounty.
In fact the only sense Nv hoomlliashun |
hevis that didn't get enutf TO smooth my
pathway 10 the toOm, ] shood heV per.
vided enufF, the inCum w witch wood hev
furnished me with mi likker for life, trust
Ia to confdln public and the onsaTtiD re.
sourcesuV chance for my board and Cloze.
But didn't, and am Suferin in my old
age in conscience Nv my thotlisnis.
Tweed had his own way NV controllin
his party. II was simple and direct, but
very expensive and bothersome. When q
dimmekrat kicked out Of tho traces, aud
sought up for himself, the great Tweed
simply bought him up. TWAS q question
OF nov much n9neE ne WauuI aau tuat
sun, IVY Of Ituei w Nv, a"u sot ~
Tunst Ane woIus NAY ~, WIZ WI T.t ~ ~
tweed lhouth WuL' now nuch' anu 81
Lhe uhan WIZ WuEa " He s'' III anu no
q1esuon ask.
maue very nice Lhihg Nv TIN tne .9t'
ter Gays Nv tne gteat stateslnAn, W 1ustih
out N repe!llon az ward meetings anu Delh
pald LOT qlieun aown' i,
In me soutn tue sLatesAeh W tne
DimmlAFauc party neS 9tueE 5'etnous'
wien are sui more simple ana ulrect'
They don't buy reoelllols DimeErats, Tor
the sumsnent reason ioAt 9hu1 t1e s1tn'
ern war Claims are pald ny ne teutei gov
eminent, aud eathern soIlets arc pen
shund, they amt got any money 10 ony
villa. Perhaps when That FaGto!lan streem
shel now over me tentty, tney wlIl lose
the Spartan simplicity that characterizes
Nv eu now, ana Dec9me eh cortupt as
Tweed, out they are Wiling 70 risk II.
however poor q southern statesman
may DC he Is never TO poor 70 own
double oarreled shot gun ana to 6ny
charge NV powoer anu DUCK snot. WIN
tnls thelr oatht IS complete ana thoy new
a! the persuaders they want Now leta
Dlmmocrat KICK, or let a man run ez an
10 independent, ez Dlxon wGz goln 10 DO.
ihey cont go 70 MN win money, or Oh
1srs OF place, or preterment eZ tweed dld.
Ihey uon SEND commlIees 70 reason with
nim, nor 40 they ho!l INT discussions with
MN. no indeed. me Central Commit
tee merely meets and resolves that he Is a
incen)ary and a distlroer. de Is then ex-
Pecte1 70 PACK up ms traps ana GIT. Pos.
slDly ne may pc q boId, recKlts man and
WON'T 81 Ihen MS iate Is ONO MS own
head. They don't ike to dolt, but astern
sense Nv dooty 1mpels EN-.
The best shot With q shotgun among
EN- wipes out his gun, looking admiringIy
NJ the NUMBER OF notches on the stock that
marx the number Nv incenlaries and
alsturDeEs that It hez removed, and loads
ootn barrels carefully with b1ck'shot. He
taxes q drink or two more than yoosual,
TO Study his nerves, and walks calmly
out, and gtts behind the corner Nv the
grocery 10 which ne knows the disturber
VIII come for his regler sustainer. Cockin
the gun he calmly awaits his approach.
Inc Wretched man comes saunterin
along. Wv course he Knows that he is to
be gone for, ct he hez lived in the kentry
Tor any time at all but he never knows
from wat quarter the snllverus shot Is to
be hfed; he IS about TO enter, the door,
when the fatal report IS heard, and he
iai y. % the earth, a corpse,
Inc shtve!ry alter seem that the incen-
1ary Is dead goes calmly TO the nearest
Jnstls Nv me Peeee' the other nominees
on tae regler nkket go MS bale, tue court
an9 Dondsmen go and lake suthin, and 1t
Is gone. Inc kentry Is saved wlnst more,
anu thefe 70 no further opposition to the
Dimmnocrsy in that country
c mere IS many PMS IN iavor Nv the
T Tou.nern method. II 700 6uy a man ez
L"eea ola, ne Is perpetooally eXpectin to
o % . DOL oyer YER, ana az oyer. a man With .