The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-11-06

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Ere ha1 asde dress every week
and diAut bare 10 bother Adam hii
for H.
a MenAea sAsn has mule called
cosda.i,,u, aud every tines be licks i
oaly wads noniassos werse csnioSsd il.
Sao~tluE he nooa "a EHglish .isog
fos asppiDg ost % yosr boarding.
Loa.e tespe, Ia ne silent and solemn
uIEAi
= Rhode lsi.BJ will import pyrs-
tsia lsom Rglp. " abe can hire he
syses Iron Massachusetts Cor il TO lap
over ist0
NLsn Mrs. ssrdsnos gave birth 20
tiiplrt he o,hef dsy, The old man
tsms,ttd ,b.t he vas regular baby
mine.
~ Whom caR ws uusl' IL the black
type iaqaity 81 40 sHeAange. /, is d
90 Consequence. Whom can We induce
~ uu,t as ] Is lhs soul sgosizcs.
a young lady wAs heard 10 remark
in regard to Der iathsFs snoring. that
the ueisbbors al. sst out their wAsk-
,ats, thinking that a thundef storm
wAs coming up.
Martha. sAid new mAde Granger
10 bic wife. we'll have lots a pumpkins
ueIi year. planted about forty bad
20 dig asiul big holes TO put 'em 10,
Enough
"A young lady who went 10 see
PinAfote lhe other night was Disguised
because they had 70 bring 10 that
threadbsre hardly ever johe. She said
abe had heard enough Of II without
having II dragged into Pinaiore.
County Schoolmsstsr- Why wsrnt
yoo =, school yssGerd.y Johany 7
Johnby Please, cir, We had family
festival, Schoolmsstcr "A lAmily ies- !
tishi Aud what was il, pray we'd |
ding, bapGism, or whatI Jobnny No
cir. II vas buschering hogs.
"A man out wesl has sued news
paper for libel because it said he killed
a msn. The Newspaper wants to com
promise. aud advises him to make the
report true by killing somebody. He
has accepted the advice aud is hunting
around for the editor.
-JapGnese women. it is said. never
zee and don't know the use OF pins.
SO we suppose young man in Japan
can 70 up Sunday nigh, 10 see bis
swse.heart wilhoet being surprised In
ysil Is big - The side u : house, be-
fore be gess bis unprotected arm half
way around her belt
AT CAtskiil, il young man takes
lie girl 20 the opera house, aud Il be- /
gius 10 rain just as II let's out. in order
to save hack hire. be offers to walk her
home. go.as.you- please, for the cham
piou bel, aud what they can get at the
gate and she always accepts
"A Correspondent asks How long
can bottled cider be kept That de-
peads apaa circumstances lyon put
Il 10 safe. lock it up. aud sling the
hey iuto the river you eau keep il for
some time. bot you Won't get much |
fun out Of IT,
An enthusiastic nusical paper
writer expresses the opinion that the
death Of Dodworth. Tou1ee. Thomas
OF Gilmow ~oald csuse more regret
Throughout the nation than thai Of the
President. Tia. chsp probably plays
the biggest brAas instrument in
country band and practices ell pi Shi.
do you know. remarked . rather
feat youth the other day TO = suffering |
friend 10 whom be vas slightly indebt- |
ed--Slo you know that | intend to
SETTLE DOWN. ] do.dout know any
thing about IL. was the reply, but-but
IhiRk you had b-b-be1ter stay single
add seltle up.
The utes evidently read the New
York Sun. and have taken It's advice TO
cot down the army to 10000 men.
Aud while they are abou, il. they think
they might as a. we'll make the Sun |
dOubly happy by eating il down s..
900 men. At least Z. locks that way.
This is the heAithlcs. place in
America. said The landlord Of Niagara
holsl to The tourist. Nobody ever dies
here, No, replied the traveller. 10 the
ione Of a nan who vas thoroughly
convinced Of IL. No. reckon not No
body woald stay here iOng enough to
dis.
There are . great many men IN
thi. sosld who iuAgise they are born
9Th gesias. aud lie down 90 the sofa
aud waii ios aa inspiration until somc
oGhsr fellow, who ihoeght himself
dance. rises by hard labor to compe-
teney. buys The soia, Aad leads the
wsilisg genius out by The ear The
10 Heg . ioke: Il |. fact
--ghe korfistowA Herald wisely
says: Mics Miller. u Ferris. Tex.