The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-02-06
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Solid men PetFifed men.

& tTll lay.fory ryopp as the hen said 70 tho
farmer -EG. Z u A. .. 4tG.th 3. ,.
Why don't the old maids have Alone e1-
hibitionp E
The lawyers fee--One dollar and half
more than his client is worth.
Job was the author of the saying, "To
the victors belong the boils."
Getting.up paragraphs is like getting up
in the morning when you would rather lie
still than not.
There are no titles in America, yet
we have great many bogus Sir Tiff
Gates
Mild and gentle as women are, we have
known the best of them-who would get
up in chair to avoid hurting a mouse.
There are some 300 different styles of
ladies' dresses this season, but DR.. Mary
Walker discards them all.
Every man may in sense be his own
job printer, if he knows enough to leave
his imprint on the rosy lips that say, "Oh,
now don't!"
1t is great shock to a mans nervous
system to have suspender button fly off
just while he is making profound bow to
u lady on the street.
A Whitehall milkman was very mad be-
cause some one bought a quart of milk
and then told him to "chalk it down, ~
Whitehall Times.
The new paper in the Black Hills is
called the Upper Gulch Snorter.-Er.
Rather a sonorous name. Wonder if the
editor nose it.-Naugatuck (G. Enterprise.
Tripe is said to make the finger nails
grow. This information is given for the
| benefit of those wives whose mode of war;
| fare is the scratch and claw.
A young lady's felicity may be said to
| begin when her beau ideal' becomes
a real beau, and her happiness consum-
mated when she has drawn that beau into q
knot.
Just as the State is emerging from an
unparalleled season of business depression O
| New London man threatens to publish a
poem six hundred pages in length. DAN
bury Neus.
The expression of boys's face at the
end of straw that lacks two inches of
reaching the cider in barrel, is supposed
TO be the model that the artist selected in
the delineation of Adam leaving Paradise.
Nothing will reassure man quicker when
he meets a suspicious looking strang r in
lonely street, and sees him reaching for
his pistol pocket than to see him pull out o
piece of plug tobacco instead.
A crash drawer which can keep the
books, battle thieves, act as a Watchdog
sweep out, light the fire and scare the boot
blacks out Of the alley would be sure of a
large sale. .....
The politest man Of the time lives in New
Orleans. He went into tobacconist's
store, bought two cigars and said courte-
ously. to the proprietor, IF you do not
\ object to the smell of tobacco, will smoke
one of these cigars here" a.5a
\ An actor named John Armstrong, as.
sahlted an editor of the Portland (Me.,
Argus, on the street, on the Goth inst, fol
Il criticising his acting. Armstrong was ar.
rested. En- That's acting rather Arm.
Strong. Noagatuck (Ct.) Enterprise . .
The English language is wonderful fol
its aptness of expression. When a number
of men and women get together and look al
each other from the sides of the room
that's called sociable When hungry
crowd call upon a poor minister and ea
: him out of house and home--that's called
donation party.
1t is not generally known that whoever
maliciously poisons dog or other domes
! tic animal is liable to Imprisonment in tn:
| Penitentiary for one year and a fine o
$3.50. 1t is dangerous to poison you
neighbor's dog. The cheapest way is tt
give colored man fifty cents to do it fo
you. = CusktA Reporter. .0..
''Darn fool" says Harkins, who wa
vexed, to his wife. $50 mote it be-" saic
! Mrs H., fourishing a darning needle
whereabouts are you worn out?" Har
| kins said some people were too smart II
! live long, and was too awfuny angry wher
his wife congratulated him on his pros
poets for long life. Oh, the tongue o
. these women t.. ..,,. ..,
E Wise burglars in ascending stairs at night
: always walk near the wall, as the board
: creak less than they do in the middle
: Equally wise householders, however, leav
= three or four thick, dry newspapers loosel
,, unfolded on the landing = the best an
: simplest burglar alarm in the world, sine
to step on them or attempt to move then
| is to make noise enough to raise the house
y A Minnesota doctor claims to have dis
covered specific cure for drunkenness
4 and is now in Chicago, where he propose
to demonstrate that drunkenness is diseas
f of the nerve cells He has had 160-hors
Y, power factory running on the specific fo
:, some months, turning out ton of tn
{ stuff per day, and he thinks in anothe
a week oy two he win have enough nanufae
!, tured to commence work on the moderat
: and iinmoderats drinkers Of Chicago.
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