, 1879-06-04

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PARIS NEWspAlER-W1T.
SIR l"rk Nnrii.
"1fcaycn,n says d worthy gourtnaria, whose
merit IL the grenter beca11sa liz Is dyspop:fe,-
"ncareu Ii where We cat; ncll Is where We
digrst.H
Sarah Bcrnharflt ID BY no means stout, still
this does seem to he littlu exaggerated: "An
empty carrfuCe .1rosc IN to the door und 8arah
Befntiarlt dlsnoun:ed from It,"
9otno one naked The mastcr Of cotoscd
! servant why the latter always woro MI lrrr-
pronellnb!c white Crayat. "Sp rs to know Yherp
his head bcgIns." replied tito muster.
4 servant whnse bachelor employer IL t1ead
scehs nnothrr hst,,n,ton. Can ! cnli on your
last tnastcss' says the tly to whosA l.s applies
AMI obtain your character 1rtn ltm1h "Not
al present, tnndnMc-Ac Is Acadl'
outbreak Of tic Wnr Of 1870, ha saw the first
trodps marching past his tiuor bound for The
EASTERN Hallway stntlOn. "puor fellows; how
much better 1t you'll bc for tIem 10 70 out a,,d
sketelI.n
"Nothtng sccrns to me 50 il1-breu.n snys
iaes. "wei!, trseMi asks, Iow Ssvi'eS 10 yo,, y,
mnunge when there are f,,dtes present mud you
want to s,noket' *'I!oa do ,na,,agol Why,
Bceut 1l-bred.h
Master Luclrn Inns been taught tho fahlc ot
"1he Wolf and thu I.nnnb" III thc ctlIlicatlon
tho icar child stups slart. *Wnat j. ! ths nut.
ter, my ioye1" asks ILLS mother; "1on't yol
know the rest Of IT." no yrs, mA; but tic
rest is quite too awihl.h
First Honest Vi'lacer-" VOL. how did Jean
Pierre comls out3 Did they eunvct hiIn of
puacllfngl' sccnnl Honest Iiliagcr-" No;
there wna. no evidences against him, and hc
swora soteMnly tint |lc was Innocent" First
Honest Vlllngcr with fcarfui succr)-" lnno-
eentl Q, yrs, he's Innocent; lust ~ innocent AZ
ain. The contounled scountrcli"
fn sics-room: "A1l, my dear friend, rou arc
too l;1nl to come nnl snentt The evening with
1ne, though Of roirac it cun bc ltto pleasure t.,
you." ~ nonsense; you mustn't Talk like
tlInt--;'stn't think aflyshng Of tho sort. Life
isn't oil pleasure. We rant always expect to
DO whit would be most agreeable ior 1Is to do,
9omc one llad to cosie and sea you, you know."
~ say" sail a bank rlsllier to friend,
"What TO yo. think f'at bloated old bontIAol,l.
the tnpudencu to dol lTc has told me to l,ayo
/ my books an1 cash ready for examination to-
! morrow. Hanged II ayen't a good mind to
enlt him out.n 80 1stycr ,ntml; 1t emit mike
nny earthly difference Ia yUu II your books DIRE
nil rIght.h "l,ut tin. Ii tho mischief Of H.
they ant.h
"'Tl.at Venus" said grille Severely "fe
pretty Luor pIucc oE work." at IS very cosy
ior you 10 say SOU says friend OF tho artst;
"stlIt a man llas got to hayc some acquaintance
with Art before hc can aeusp statue like tat.n
"O bosh! ~ ~ Ruskn says. Sculpture per
So, Is the simplest thing IN thu world. All Yuu
have to do Is 10 take bls chunk Ut marble u,u,
hammer and chtsrlt lilaEu ip your tn!n4 what
yon are abe:t to create, mud chip OIL a'' the mnr-
bio you don't wunt.h
SUNDAY, IN LONDON fAND WHERE
Ei.SE!).
F'anrh. Hav II.
ecenc-London. Ttmn-Su,ltlay. Intelligent
Foreigner nl,d Charles {llts frIend) discovered
perau,bulat!lg the strcots.
Intelligent Foreigner" My tnIth, Int yours ts
wonderful co.lrtrsl But w..J are the etrerts
80 dcserteds Where arc your arttsansf They
arc not at vorkt"
Charlss {hts tricnl)-" of course not. It ts
Sunday"
your noble British Museum. ndmtrlng its mt
ural history, It's superb statuesa"
Charles hts friend )-"Well, ito. Tho Muse
uni ia closc,t on Sundays"
Intelligent ForeiEncr-"1hen' tfler aro In your
auu National Gallery, enjoying your graml pet-
ures3n
Cnarles (h[s friend)-,'.' Woll, no. The Nation.
al Gallery is rlusctl ot, Sundays"
Intelligent ForeIg,Mr-"lllen they arc at
your sp,,'lons soutI ks"s'l'gto", studying t'lo
Etarics ills trle,m,} }-"WeIl. no. T1o soutt.
Krnslngton Museum Is closed OH Sundays.''
Intelligent Il. ,Fofe'gurr-"lI'ru' of eou'sa, they
Charles dis friend}-" Vel, no; the truth Is,
our prolctarIat have not much u n ].ome for
Sundays" . .
Intelligent Foreigner" Hal Hold! low
snuid IH H. a rs Ys% aro rel'glou'' you Enetis
Charles {h!s irIcndl-" no. Tlcy don't
20 illtigt to church, Besides, It Ia INST /, Alld