The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-02-27
FACTS n PASClES.

1t is a wise play that knows its own
author.
Positive philosophy woman's
wont.
II you are not satisfied with your
neighbor', call. you return it.
Look out for the train when you
hear the belle.
The cheapest light-phosphore-cent.
Kind words can never debut red
headed people do.
On state occasions his excellency
Chin Ian Pin chalks his queue.
'.As poor as n church mouse''-a
composing DON rat.
A real gentleman is known by the
ashes he sprinkles on an icy sidewalk.
1t is not generally known that axe
handles are chop-sticks.
The queen of Greece washes her own
dishes. Let us soap. Greece is proud OF
/ her.
A sociable man is one who, when he
has ten minutes to spare, goes and both
ers somebody who hasn't.
A roamin' nose is one that travels
about sticking itself into other peoples
business.
The modern golden rule is: Let your
due unto others be as much us others
due unto you.
The following classical poser is sub
mitted for college boating clubs; Did
Leander swim the I%Iellespont or did
Hero.
It's jolly to see a woman slipper hood
on and go out TO shoe the hsns with
one Of her husbands Sunday boots.
Preserve your eyes," says a quack
doctor in a startling head line. No,
thank you; We prefer ours in the origi-
nal state.
When a man sits down on a slippery
place in a bewildered manner there is
nothing wrong with him, he is only ta-
king n daze rest.
Life would surely be a dreary waste
If one could not have his picture taken
every time a new collar is introduced in
the market.
Had Bob Ingersoll been the Greater
he would have drowned Noah first
for having lived 800 years without mar
rying. gflI
An eastern editor says that girls ribs
run up and down. The man has
evidently got things mixed. 1t is
probably her fathers boots that he
alludes to. They do run up and down.
We like to get a postal card from the
editor of a patent inside" paper ask
ing US to send him a specimen copy of
our paper, and assuring us that if he
likes Its appearance he will exchange
with us.
as my pa an angelo asked the little
fellow of his mother. mo, no at
least not yet" she replied. ..why?r
"Cause you said angels had shining
crowns, and pas crown always
oilliltos 4nC Oiu llNN NdS itttu-fitiu-
ed.
why is there no snow this winter
up in the lumber districtr' asked Tom,
looking up from the saltwater Lum-
herman. 1T geth thawed up lisped
Laura and the conversation perisheth
right there.
An old ran owned 10y u family in
East Whitehall, entered the kitchen
during the absence of the servant girl
and ate up all the pancake batter, and
now the family say that they don't
like their batter-in-ram.r
The man most liable to chip off the
frontispiece of your Adams apple is the
chap who advertises himself a ''tonsori-
al artist"
Young men and women should not be
allowed to stand at the gate too long
these winter nights. 1t is liable to
bring on the new-moon-ia.
Ole Bull is 43 years older than his
wife but she sensibly accepts a diamond
ring and agrees not to call him ''grand-
pa"
When u dealer tells you the stiff, un-
notwithstanding boots he wants to
sell you are calfskin, remember that a
full grown COW, or a bull, is a calf's
kin.
Old-fashioned skates were turned up
at the toes, but the new pattern, turned
up ut the heel, serves the purpose in
teaching a man astronomy.
In spite of all his science and specula-
tive philosophy, Professor Huxly is
obliged to acknowledge that he can
see no reason why twins should look
alike.