Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-03-19

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A GRRAT discovery: Nutnen
A 1EGULAH stAver: Ths coopsR.
4 DEER bargain: Buying l -.
The cheese makers talk q organising
press association.
A SMALL three-pronged fork ha tinsy
thing. g.-NsU Ovlsaas Hoayssns.
HoMER's AUDACrrY h what Boston
girl asked for at bookstore recently.
"THERE's music In the heir" mys
Jones. Jones has . brand-new baby q
his house.
A PRETTY girl calls one Of hsr "a
mirers Poor Cloth" because he doo1n't
wear we'll.
A MAN who appeared to have alost
much of his old xeap was advised 70 In
migrate to New Zealand.
An Irishman says that railroad con-
ductors are "rail gintlemen." And ~
guess they are.
"WHKH / was . child / spaks = Z
child" and often got SPANKED for doing
EscAongs.
How to draw ! tooth without pain-
Draw i on : piece Of paper with : pen-
cil.-Ncyr. Herald.
"TRoY has only $50 feet Of sound
hose" That's lamentabls, of courss, but
darn the uns0und and those figures viii
have to change for the-better.
WArER to member Of legiGlatape
Will you have some deaeFtr Mo-
Der to waiter" No, thank you, I'll take
\ piece Of pie. -Ciacinnatt Eh9uir~.
A SON Of the Siamess twins y aeAiev.
ing high honors in an eastexn college.
Why shouldn't he rise In the wogldf
His father was well connected.-1sseNte
Gazette.
CAREFUL housewife (lifting Ghos
from the soup tureen) -" LAl who'd .
thought baby's shoe would turn up in
the soup3 Bpt / knew II waan'tlosk /
never lose anythingl"
THERE IL NO encouragement fog .
Norwalk man to have pair Of cardinal
stockings, because everybody wants 70
borrow them to wear on festive ocear
sions.-D Daabxsy Nesss.
A DAUGHTER of - lato DsiHhaa
Young was asked recently IN Waking
ton how she had been treated at The cop-
ital. Her reply was: By members 0f
congrsss and the pres very we'll. bat y
"Have your baggage checkedf, csisd
the man with tie 6rassea. Said NJ.
Carsfulman quietly, ~ Il \ int -
Same to you, cir, wouldn't yon pgt :
check on the man who Aandls th0 bag-
gagef"-Bost0a 1hasscvipt.
IT has been discovered that IN osean-
grinder can't be induced b visit
neighborhood after the inhabitants havo
once dropped Limburges cheese into HI
hat. A hint 70 tho Wise 10 su1hcient.-
FhiladelpAia Ckvoaicse. HnuA.
A COUPLE Of WestfoFd young nsa'
accidentally exploded i've pounds of
powder. The aide Of The building tAey
were in was blown away, but The young
men being drunk, escaped injury
DGmbsvy Nsss.
DOES he know anythingf' asksd o.
friend Of another, referring % sssm.
ingly stupid man. - No anyth3ngp
replied the other, " I should ~ - id.
He No's' % much that It y . abaolute
luxury to hear him ny Yea
A LITTLE girl Wa aaksd ~ ~
mother, on her return iron ehu5ch, A0w
she liked the preacher. Ofdnst Mho
him ct ill" was the reply. WhySD
asked her mother. "sCane - pgeaGhoa
till be made ne sleepy and tha9A 9Aoll1god
20 loud he wouldn't lst NJ So todeep
An Irish Wicklow Quaksr vas Iseentr
T " replied 70 By : LADY listsssE. II
Quaker was sxciaiming sgeinstagj gjtn1isn.
The lady respoadsd: "Whas spod =
the world was ever done without aGi1nr
tionf We cannot even naAle hatte9
without II"
A CAB B-DRIvHR, With vieoEous eobgta
stopped his horss Just . hswas aboat -
run over : woman. Brave d!iyefi !.
exclaimed passer.by. Rnrb1eaI =
replied the driver, that NUuA ~
made ths thirteenth thiS moklh ~
would really havs bssn unlnsh -
Frs~ck Pspey. q
| Two old 6cotch topsRs Wsee - N
| Z friend, sitter she 5ouEt1onkh tQm1SS
gyippinG one anothsR ~ - hand whklo
maudlin tean ran down tAsir so1s
When they were asked ~ osaae q Nh
grief, one Of thsm sxe3ainnsd 1nons
we're inst grestin' owrs - aaiF b1stell
q the national debtl"
u uAcaINE n Loodon 60 IN e
! bar Of steel Ave fnckes s1u1lo IL
the strength ~ i Wunonfb. E
switch. 1hi = nezsly inel1 1nfn1 os
.vee II Il fhA - II - fnVS1 r.