The news and herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1876-1881, 1879-07-09
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The subject Of Paroles lecture for
the coming season has not yet been
announced.
This is the season when young
men should remember that an amateur
scrcnadc sounds sweetest when it is
out of hearing.
The business OF Vicc-Prcsidcni
is TO 90 fishing, and Mr.. Hendricks
objection TO the second place on the
ticket is unwisc.
.-TiHmcn Nlways choose tho middle
Of the hottest sunshine day us II tine
FOR carrying Il load Of bright new tin
buckets through the streets.
New York sent Rowcll home with
$4,000 gate money, besides his will
nings and plenty ofprcscnts. London
gave Weston only - 900.
Tho New York Commercial i'd
TcrtiScr tells ofa little boy, proud of
his new j. cEct, who informed his sister
that he was a siX-button Kid.
A police regulation provides that
l.flcttitwcrs desiring TO SEQ Cox, The
murderer, in the Tombs, will form on
White street, the right resting on
Ccntcr.-N. y. '>i0r.
.-Entcrprising newspapers arc get
ting IN readiness for Il full history Of
the elevated railroads in New York,
With cuts, for use when the great
disaster takes place.
Louisville pUst: She was an Al
bany lady who informed II visitor who
came TO sec her new house that she
was having chicks made in the walls
in which to place statutes, and in one
Of thcm Il burst other husband"
Six ocean frci"ht steamers which
sailed from port cross the Atlantic
last winter have never since been
head from. Nothing is known con-
corning the Ia" of y single one OF
thcln. They have rcrishcd ana left no
trace.
There is a law against q white man
TO hunt il up that the Judge dies Of old
age, The Indian is killed and the white
rohbrr irAN"' III" prNrc"hS 10 sore
inetitution.~-~t t,'cc Press.
If YOU arc warm and wish TO cool
yourself Off, don't use II fan or pray
lor breeze. just go out on The
streets and open II paper and attempt
TO read something in on" Of the inside
corners then the wind will almost
blow il out of your hands.
"A Dresden man owns an old doe
That WAS lately caught Euttium its head
against the bucket rs il hung over the
WrN. This act was referred to once by
Il poet who wrote:
'''rhc old doc can buck tt,
That hung in the we'll"
Tho divorce laws OF Connecticut
promote the amenities Of domestic
life. At Willinmntic The other ua| Il
man went to II funeral and SAT between
his two wives, and if hc huI scnt TO
Danirlsonvillc he could have had Il
thiru one,
The Pennsylvania Railroad, we
read, is paantin" Virginia. crccpcr3 on,
hillSi'lrS along its tracks. Forlhc sake
OF nervous tourists we here state that
thc Virginia crccprr il not the article
'aptllr"d with Il fine comb. - iHih0tici-
phi" Chro"icfe-Xc,Whh.
-Thc amiablr Rogers has been forced
to unpack his literary cupboard and
select another veto for MIR. ilavcs.
There is no more useful member OF The
>"'' ''si'' 'ii'ii 'lti'N il.th lA'EtlS. " lltt
he first became u statesman under The
present administration, he cndcayorcd
to Keep in the background, but fame
seize 4 him by The ears and rushed him
to tic ioolliGlts carly in the scuson.--
ItiNNta Constitution.
1t VAS a warm afternoon, and
young Mr.. Cummagcn did not go into
tho house, but sat down on tho pleas
ant porch, as was his custom, after
ringing the bell. Tier little sister came
to tho door, and looked at him with
some curiosity. "Docs your sister
Mnbcl know | am here Ncllic?" he
asked. "Oh, yes" replied the inno-
cent prattlcr, 81 guess she does; she
told me to come out and SEQ how nice
and shady il made the front yard when
YOU put your feet on the porch railing"
lie took them down and sat on them.
TO all who arc afflicted with The
habit Of profanity, and who arc dcsir-
Gus of curing themselves of it, we
would suggest that, as Il beginning,
they resolve, and rigidly adhere to the
resolution, that whenever they feel
TO swear they will take no
other name III vain except that Of the
Aztcc god of war, Huitzilopochtli.
That will give their angCra chance to
coo! and disappear before they get to
tho cnd Of the word, and they viii not
thus DC guilty OF The sin Of Il complete
oath.-C0uricrJouimut.
"A drunken man was swaying mn
steadily in q Virginia city street, ac-
cording to tho Chroniclc, when dog
with q tin pan tied to his tail ran be-
tWeon his legs. Tho collision was SO
torciblc that the man was upset, and
the dog ran on minus piece Of its tail.
Tho man gotup bcwilercd, rubbed the
bruised end of his spinal column,
picked up the dogs tail and TINS soil-
iqufzcd: ''This is Oic) unfortunate
Never before knowcd or suspected |
had such q thing as a tail till / 90 am
fall down an'brcak it00.. Might made
q Nic) fortune 'zibilin' myself as man
with q tail. Thcrc'd been millions in
it-millions (hic) in it! Jis my luck.
Whenever get u good tling it's always
gonc before | Olic) find it out"
Little Harry S., Of five summers,
who had been exalted from girps to
boys habilimcnts, recently appeared at