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.7e toe 2 ~ favor 81 Teconstruetion eiyins
sar - n tbatw tn the "a. tne milf
I -iry control of tn Tn tel States it would b.
forced to lew sufficient tax TO meet the inter
rtd e them. anu . pro ide ior me pay me d
4 the principal Of their bonds. The Speake.
{ the state senete. while al Washington
aade : prominent IN his argument sgain.t r.
obstruction that the state inten led moth
onF. and that there Vas an honest Diet rmi
zion to restO e the credit of the 1t te and
fact. be di tbs 10 esHt or neutral re th
myth the movement seemed to terive tra-''
-r Of the reputation of tbr c fraudr'
further IN proof that IN view ot I'll
estsned reconstruct on and the ex - Bee
az act Of 1870, and the con tructiol pa.
bs the railroads and the officers 0f he -
ITtheI legislative action. then. towards re
t;ing or rejecting fraudulent bonds was J..
lived 1t IL further proven that the at
20 was either drawn in New prk. Or ls
-a'i~oad ettnru 3 10 il further Ply
the act OF 1921 char. a. zee l. as irst iRtro-
dueed. did not have tee wOr.s legally is
sued ne r- 2 n word bonds - and that the
words illegally issued" were inserted by Che
Jud riary Committee TO which the bill was
referred. ami thar these rds Hcrc 1esi5nedl,
inserted For the purpose of protecting the state
I. ON receiving or becoming responsible for the
fraudulent % ID 'Ht t.Hg ..--tt rfia ..
tee. or ap rtI5l I'D d, fael-dt tlst viii 40
words insert lie G.. wrai. az. q g H-'.
bonds than the act of 1859. chap s. sec. /, for
the latter art allowed the lrs ads ia pay their
debt to the state - in the bonds of the State.
ne proof IL further tn thes words legally
issue - were inserted not only to protect the
State frGm receiving fraudulent bonds, but
lsO TO enable the state. he desire 1ltr.
II dangers of reconstruction bal passed, L.
take such other and Affirmative steps TO get
lear of fraudulent oOuds ~ she uttlned *
dent. In view OF Tn 80 factS aDu ~ vie"
ne argument b rein before advanced a. to -
unding act Of 1873. We are of the OpiaioI th.
AS act of 1863 ~ pr sents no rstOppel.
Ii is claimed. however, that the ante az
Jst-war bonds were sold and purchased wit
ut distinction. Your ommi tee cam t co
Jr in this assertion. A plain act refutes j..
! the toUrt,ea 1li 81 tap ,Islni Ig-.
ar railroad bonds. nearly $50 are stiil pu'
4 the thrice and odd thousand post-v
aids w.-e depressed. thew could tn reby
'.'ght les aud that with them the de-
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General Assembly 20 one other matter and close
this rerort. Under the Act of May a. 1866. in

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ompany, number of turnpike companies J..
.Jst TC n. wsr- chart red. teverDl ~e liz
the act assigning the sock of the state.
, IL East Tennessee and georgia rallToa.
counting To S435. 900, a reciJed ia the act.
,ese turnpike companies. giving to each
yecihed amount. In addition over hundr.
,hds OF the STATE had been issued since q
ar 10 turnpikcs in that section of the stat
It with ali this aid. supplemented by pTIya.
descriptions, only about twenty miles OF
.HiDr INSTRUCTED tm npikes can be heard Of
ut part "f the state. Some of the pixies al
mile or more long. Some less, ard as 70.
Hmmit,ee learu' a rcat deal that was do.
tnem was done by parties paying their pr
ate subscriptions in work.
Your mittec tried to trace this railrog.
,ock to its prtscdt OWNERSHIP. Z hIu 6eiu!,
L. the Secretary and Treasurer, or the book
aeeper OF the East Zen esSee. Virgin iieor-
-ia road lie promptly furnished us a state
.uent showing VIXEN and in what amnuItS t.
each, etc., stock had been assigned to the turn
pike companies. But when the committee pre-
pounded Ins question to know VINO Uwncu III,
stock 90, , &c = ,.sc4 uiuiepii 4. i.,sn
,dtIi tnc auth0ri les vi the roac could be con
lied.
me chairman Of the commit c. before lea.
ing Knoxville, addrcsse him a note, n kim
esp nse 10 tie quc,t lion. o { lie, ii il noe,
coli ed to do so, .tatiIg that he wa> actIus.
lder advice Of the company attorney You
'.rmiitee Is 1T "a loss 70 conceive what goo
-aSnn can exist f,r this refusal The let,
".ary and Treasurer Is filed with
tho evidence.
titee is of the opinion tina; q
..e TO- ,rp,iun of their stock shouli De look
10y the prop r officer Of the State, and, if T.
,latC's interest has not been entirely los
p.cr what he can. The committee desire.
including their re BORT. to tender their than.
The Com troIler and the Secretary of Sta
'1H ". 80 ur.esieS and for valuable a:
si.tance rendered.
80 .ra... ,u.., l. known indicates the iutel
a. uI IN people. and when sii the truth
covered aId made kapw D, no one will asSai
.ir honor ma good nj \
: r. sow
Chairman of Committee
X. II. SMITH.
JOHN =. DRIVER.
Chairman House Com.
D. L..
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Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27

ton for legislative and Judicial purposes,
Tor the expenses Of the several executive
departments of tho government, mud for the
support of tho army, has made it necessary
to call special session OF the 10th Congress.
The estimates of the appropriations needed )
which were sent to Congress by the Sccrc-
tary Of the Treasury at the opening of tho
last session, are renewed aud are herewith
transmitted to both tho Scnato and the
House Of Representatives. Rcgrettiug The
existence of tho c;acrgcrcy which requires
II special session Of Congress ut tima when
lis the general Judgment Of the country that
the public welfare will DO best promoted by
pcrnancncy in our legislation and by peace
and rest, | commend tn sc few necessary
measures to your consid rate attention.
RUTHERFORD B. HAYES.
WAsulNu,oN, March 10, 1879.
Accompanying the message arc estimates
from lie Secretary of the Treasury of the
money needed for the army aud tho Icgisa.
tive, executive aud judicial branches of the
government The estimates urc the same
as those submitted at the opening Of the
session, with the exception of The items
provided Tor at that session. Under the
army Jill the last Congress made provision
for the military academy at West Point and
FOR lortiiications aud armament. This
leaves, according to estimates, $2S,3I0, 500
yet to be appropriated for the support und
maintenance Of that branch. None Of the
Legislative, executive and judicial appropri
a,ions were provided for even in part The
estimate Tor these expenses is SIC, 500, Col.
81. 10 thcso appropriations is also to be
added the item for court expenses, which is
gcnclaIly placed in tho sundry civil bill,
but which wos left out of that bill at the
last session. The estimates for these cx-
penscs is 100000
WASHINGTON, March 20.-A Caucus of
tho Democratic members Of tho House OF
Representatives was held to day for The
purpose of considering the order Of busi-
ness and the measures to be taken during
the present extra session Of Congress. The
sentiment Of the caucus as far as developed
favored coDiiuing business to tho pending
appropriation bulls. There was no dissent
whatever to the adoption of the provisions
similar to those heretofore attached to these
bills, namely, the prohibitions of troops at
the polls on election days, the repeal OF the
jurors test oath and tho employment Of
supervisors of elections, The question
whether such provisions should be attached
to the appropriation bills arc embodied in
independent bills, together with the order
Of business, was referred to a committee of
eleven, to be appointed by the Chair, who
will contur with the caucus committee of
nine of tho Senate, and report to on ad
iourncd meeting of the caucus.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27
Tho Forty-Sixth Congress.
RamlaN Elected Spcahcr on tic First
Baiot-2S5 Members Present IN the
House Tile Nor,lu Contest

WASHINGTON, March S.-IousE-At
noon tho House was called to order Ly
Adams, the Clerk, who read the proclama-
tion Of the President conycning Congress,
aul stated that tho time designated having
arrived, he would call the roll, which, as
Clerk of the House he was required ty
law to prepare. lc thcrcupon proceeded
to call tie roll by States, beginning with
Maine
The State of Florida having bccu reached
the Clerk called the name OF Hull as
Representative from the Second District,
and explained why he had put on the roll
the name of Hull rather than that of Bis
bee. lie said he received the certificate of
election Of Hull duly signed by the Cover
nor, under tho seal of the Ba,e, and subsc.
qucntly received sundry papers in behalf
of the election of Bisbcc, among which
were II certified copy Of the canvass subse-
Iucptiy made by the Board OF State Can
vassers in obedience to an order Of the Su-
prcmc Court Of the State. While that
subsequent canvass would show the election
of Bisbcc, the Clerk did not feel at liberty
10 receive anything as credentials within
..Ao moaning Of tbs law except tho ccrtili-
cate OF the G0vcrn0r.
Tie State of Iowa being reachcd, the
Clerk explained why he placed on the roll
the names Of the nine members whose
names appear there. They had presented
certificates duly signed by tho Governor,
and the question whether the election had
or had not been held on the day fixed by
law was one which the Clerk did not feel
called upon to decide, but which the House
itself when organized could decide.
The call of tho roll showed the presence
of 2S5 members, only two members
(O'Rcily and James, of New York, being
absent. Randall, Of Pennsylvania, Garfield,
Of Ohio, and Wright, of Pennsylvania, were
thon put in nomination for Speaker. Tho
first vote resulted: Randall, l43; Garfield,
1875; Wright, l3, Wm. D. Kelly, of Pom
sylvania, !; necessary to elect, lag. So,
Randall having received majority, was
declared duly elected Speaker.
SENATE-Thc Vice President called the
Senate to order at noon Tho Presidents
proclamation oonvcning Congress wos read,
and the members elect were thon sworn in;
the ironclad oath administered to those who
were not, aud tho modified oath to those
who were, engaged in the rebellion.
On motion of Wallace, tho credentials of
Boil, of New Hampshire, were laid over till
to-morrow.
On motion of 1ioyard, committee of
two was ordered to be appointed to Join
such as may bo appointed by tho House to
wait on tho President and inform him that
Congress was prepared to receive any COM
munication he may be pleased to make.
Bayard and Anthony were appointed such
committee, and the Senate, at IL 30 o'clock
took recess until o'clock.
On the reasscmbling Of tho Senate,
Whytc said, from information received, tho
House would not organize before or $50
o'clock. IIo therefore moved that the
Senate adjourn, which was carried.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27
A Distracted Parent.

Five daughters four of them cuga ged-
Good heavens! shall 80 mad!
For such surfeitng Of love
No parent ever had.
The very atmosphere is charged
With il; TO matter where
go about the house trip
Upon some loving pair.
At evening, when I take my pipe
And seek quiet nook
10 read the EOcniny Times, or
Some new and tempting book,
opc, perhaps, the paror door,
When familiar sound,
Quite umistakably, suggests
1t is forbidden ground
So then more cautiously turn
10 our reception room,
But 10! again upon my car
From its romantic gloom
Comes softly, yet with emphasis,
That warning, when | start
And leave, as Lady Macbeth wished
Her guests would all depart.
My next resort is then the porch,
Where roses trail and bloom,
lla! is it echo that tc,rays
The joys of yonder room?
All, no! a startled "chanyc Of base"
Reveals the presence there
OfCupid's votarics, ard alas!
There's still aucthcr pair.
"But sure" think, "my library
Will Gc a safe retreat"
So there ut once with qnickcn'd step
t'kc my weary feet.
Vain bopc-that warning sound again
Breaks on my listening car;
Thank heaven, my youngest has not yc
Attained her thirteenth year.
CLARK! there she is! and bless my heart
That popinjay, young Lunn,
Is at her sidc--l do believe
That she, too, has lcgun.
Oh, yc who love to sit and dream,
Or future married joys,
Pray heaven with honest icrvor that
Your girls may all be boys'
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27
Symptoms Of a Diseased Liver.

DAIN in the right side, under the
edge of the ribs, increases on pres
sure; sometimes the pain is in the left
side; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side; sometimes the pain is
felt under the shoulder blade, and it
frequently extends to the top of the
shoulder, and is sometimes mistaken
for rheumatism in the arm. The
stomach is affected with loss Of appe-
tite and sickness; the bowels in gen
eral arc costivc, sometimes alternative
with lax; the head is troubled with
pain, accompanied with a dull, heavy
sensation III the back part. There is
generally considerable loss Of mem
ory, accompanied with painful SEN
sation of having left undonc some
thing which ought TO have been done.
A slight, dry cough is sometimes an
attendant. The patient complains of
WEAKNESS and debility; he is easily
startled, his feet arc cold or burning,
and he complains Of prickly scnsa-
ton of the skin; his spirits arc low;
and although he is satisfied that cxcr-
else would be beneficial to him, yet
he can scarcely summon up fortitudc
enough to try it. In fact, he distrusts
every remedy. Several Of the above
symptoms attend the disease, but cases
have occurred where few of them OK
istcd, yet examination Of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively dcranged.
AGUE AND FEVER.
DIR. c. McLANE's LIVER PILLS, IN
CASES OF AGUE AND FEVER, when
taken with Quininc, are productive Of
the most happy results. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory to,
or after taking Quininc. We would
advise all who arc afflicted with this
disease to give them Il FAIR TRIAL.
For all bilious arrangements, and as
aslmplc purgativc, they arc uncquacd.
BEWARE OF r7grpATroNs.
The genuine are never sugar coated.
Every box has rcd wax seal on the lid
with the impression DIR. McLANE's LIVER
Pills.
The genuine McLhNE's LIVER PILLS bear
the signatures Of G. McLANE and FLEMING
BROS. on the wrappers. 8
:" Insist upon having the genuine DR.. C.,
McLANE's LIVER pills, prepared by Elem
ing Bros, of Pittsburgh, Pa, tic market being
full OF limitations of The name NIcL0nc,
spelled differently h"t s::::c pronunciation
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27
WAMMAILA EEMAME
COLIEGE.

YENIIE noxt session of this institution will
commence THURSDAY, SEpTEMBER
9th, 1878.
1t is nm advantage to teachers and pupils to
entcr tho various classes at that time for n
few weeks delay render it difficult to advance
with class.
Board in College and in private
families. per month, $1,000
Juvonilo Department, per month, so
Primary Department, per month, 80
Academic Department, per month, LOO
Collegiate Department. per month, 800
These prices arc exclusive Of State appro,
priations.
Music, Wax and Fancy Work extra.
For particulars address,
DHe. u. II. SHHEHI'EXHIHs.
July 25, 1873, So
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1879-03-27
Lynching Of a Kentucky Tramp.

CINCINNATI March IG Newport, Ky,
inst across tho river, has been greatly eX
cited a! day over the arrest of Peter Kline,
who grossly assaulted Mrs. Trucsdcll on the
Highlands, few miles back of the city.
Kline was arrested in this city last night
and taken over SO quietly that few know Of
tho arrest liarly this morning crowds
began to collect, and although the City At
torncy and the Judge told the people that
If they would let the law take its course
the grand jury would be impancled, and
Indictment found and The man trici aG once
they answered that this would not do, as
Mrs Trucsdcll was too i'll to appear ut the
trial. a little after dark the crowd organ
ganizcd ut "A saloon a few squares away md
detailed company OF forty mcn. They
proceeded to the Jail, Knocked the Mayor
down, forced their way past tho officers,
broke the doors open and took Kline out.
Thea they compelled him 70 walk three
miles through u driving snow storm to Mrs
jurcd woman he pulled his hat off. She
asked o have it put on, and looking square
ly in his face began to speak. Kline then
said, "Wait till daylight;' and she immc-
diatcly screamed, "That's tho man. Oh,
know hat voice." and fell back fainting
They then took the man to II tree and placed
rope around his neck. AS he stood in
the buggy he was asked what he had to say.
lie replied that he did not commit tho
assault, but claimed that it was done by
man who was wth him. The crowd told
him he had Better confess. He replied,
"rhis is no law and no time to talk" The
buggy was then driven from under lin and
he swung off. The crowd rushed up to
him and catching him by tho legs pulled
and swung him around, all the time hoot :
ing at him tho expression he had used to
Mrs. Trucsdcll: "Get loose when you can"
The body was still swinging in tho air as
the crowd left.
TIMNoNsvILLE, S. c., March, 2O.-On
Sunday night last the watchmnn saw a
suspicious looking strange negro loating
around tho store doors, and, after being
satisfied he was II rogue, ho advanced on
tho rascal and demanded his surrender,
which the negro refused, dealing tho watch
m.n two severe blows on tho head with
largo navy pistol which he had con-
ccalcd, and then closed in for fight
Finding tho watchman physically tho best
man, after biting and blows, he undertook
to give leg bail whercupon Mr.. W. A. les
ter. the watchman, drew his pistol for tho
first timo and shot him down tho ball TAX.
ing effect under his loft shoulder. lie
died from tho wound yesterday, and the
coroner's jury has returned verdict that
the deceased came to his death by pistol
shot in the hands Of Mr.. Lester, who acted
in self defense.
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1879-04-12

ST. LOUIS, April ]. 1879.
BEEvBs-Choice to Fancy, 8 .9O@50o; Goot
to Prime. $4.6O@4;s5; Native Cows. $s.4o@4io
Texas Steers, $3.0004.5O.
HOGs-Pachfng. $3.40@3,s 90.
SHEEP-Native, S3.2505.25.
FLOUR-Choice, $5O5@5.25; XXX. 4.6004.s0.
WHEAT-Red Winter, No.. $l.o4]@lc6; No
CoRN"No. : Mixed. s2x@s2ko.
OATs-No. O. 26@26Ic.
RYE-Ne. 2, 4S@4Skc.
TIMOTHY SEED-Prime, N.l5@1.a0.
dunn DARK Leaf, $4.25@4.75.
HAY-Choice Timothy, 10.26@1-OO.
BUTTER-Choice Dairy, 2O622c.
EGGs-Fresh. 9K6lOc.
PORK-Standard Mess, sl0bO@1o52.
wooI.C!Tub; washed, Choice. slx@s'c; I'm
COTToN-Mtddling. 10hc
sEEEP@Common 9' to Choice, Sooae7s.
HOGs-Lfve, 81. 1004.20.
FLoUR-Good to Choice Ss.s5@&60.
WHEAT1No: Red: sll4xS1o.
PoRK-Mess. New. $40 60@1o.62K.
corroS-Middii 19gHii 1lsSi
BEEvEs-Common to Choice, $50 "a BIO.
HOGs-Common to Choice. $50 o 4.l0.
SHEEP-Common to Choice. $ss5 30.
WHEiT-spring. No.a. Regular. ssx@ss,Ic
Spring. No. 5, 7sk assoc.
OATs-No. 9. Regular, 1x0Hxo t
RYE-No. 2, IS a 47c.
PoKK-New Mess, $500 n! l97a
FLoUR-Choice Family. S67566.l2k.
CoRN-White, 45H acc.
OATs-St. Louis, &, y @36c.
HAY-Chofce, SIS bOBl6.O0.
PoRK-New Mess, $l1.0eG11.1.
BACON-4Sd5Ic.
CorT~N-Middling 10xe-
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1879-04-12

Beggared spendthrifts, to whom money has
no exchange value but pleasure .5syst1.l
Persons who will persist In dying by inches
with dyspepsia and liver diseases, when DR..
Piercess Golden Medical Discovery and Pleas
ant Purgstive Pellets are unfailing remedies
for these maladies.
Parents who spare the rod and ruin the
child. Fast young men and women are gen
orally spoiled children to begin with.
People who suffer from catarrh, when DIR:
Saxe's Catarrh Remedy IL . safe, reliable, and
well-tested remedy for this loatheome disease
People who marry for money, and mod toe
late that the golden glitter IL all moonshine.
Women who suffer death every day OF theiI
lives, when DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
will efectually remove those painful weak
nesseR and impart healthful tone and
strength 10 the whole system.
People who live beyond their means and
fnd that style and pride, like everything else
In this world, unless placed upon Q secure
foundation, are subject to the Law OF gravi
tation. III se-r-.f.ss -af4
Invalids who do more toward fostering dis
ease by living and sleeping In the low, un
ventilated rooms of the ordinary house, thar
the best medicines can accomplish toward re
covery, when at moderate expense they car
secure all the hygienic and sanitary advan
tages of the 1nvslids' Hotel At Buffalo, N. I
Every physician knows how much recovery
depende upon good nursing and the hygienit
conditions of the sick-room. Chronic diseases
are especially subject to these conditions.
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1879-04-12
cold ST." on "Widders."

Old 81 has been keeping fully posted
on the celebrated case of Oliver VS.. Cam
eron. Yesterday he ransacked the ex-
changes and, as he was about to leave,
said:
(which one of desc hyar two ia
gwine ter come out on top, de wilder
or de ole manP''
"Can't tell; what do you think?"
"Dat's my ham prezackly, too! Yer
see de ole man Simon, he war lackin'
in 'spearance wild desc hyar secon'-han'
sweetharts, hencewise he got in de law
an dar's no tellin' oh whar dey'H lam
him fore dey turns him loose.''
better, isn't hep"
"Take keer, now; don't yer know
dat dar is places in dis wurl' whar- de
winter de he'd de bigger de foolP Dis
ting OBJ getten' enamull'd wild er female
amt no respecter of pussons an er ole
Teller like onto me, or Simon, is gotter
be peert ter walk in de tied grass wild
out bein' tripod an flung onder during
de prominade, yer heah mel"
"You have steered clear of those sort
Of difficulties, have you?"
swell I amt gibbin myself way ter
nobody, but de ole wilder nebber could
er got me in dat sorter 'tanglement.
Use been in range OBJ dat kinder trouble
fore now, but whenebber de room got
too little ter hol' ennybody but me an
er wilder allus edjurn'd fer de want
OBJ er quorum, er Splendid bizness tell
call'd in de witnesses s'ficient ter PROOF
er alright allybi on the spot-dat's
mel"
You were very wise, surely!"
"Uh-oh, man! don't yer forgit tiger
better be in de dress-sirkle OBJ er wet
ho'net nes' dan in for minits sollytude
wild er wilder 'omen OATS on de
marry!"
And the old man borrowed a chew of
tobacco and left.-Atlanta (Gd.) Con-
StitutiOn.