The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-25

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HUMOR.
To cure a felon: Hang the scoun-
drei.. g
When a man hasn't a red he gets
blue.
A marble haul-Stealing a tomb
stone.
Dressmakers and butchers are ever
weltering in gore.
The viceroy of India should remem-
Der that the best laid plans Afghan,
agley.
John Bull, looking toward America:
"How long, o Cattle line. will you con-
tinue to abuse our p~atience?n
The ship of state is Of little conse-
quence as compared to the schooner of
beer.
Samson was a great lecturer. lie
killed a thousand people with his jaw
bone.
If you will be Industrious and get
four wives you may be called a quadri-
.Rowell has a bad sore OH one Of his
legs-a running sore, doubtless.
To make a mango-read him your
last poem.
Lost at seattle boy who doesn't
know his alphabet past B.
Indians are not at all contagious.
They are very hard to catch.
To make the Maltese cross, stroke
his fur the wrong way.
"You may rest assured''-as the life
insurance iiend remarked to his victim.
So close is the sympathy between
night and day, that after the one falls
the other breaks.
If you don't want to be robbed of
your good name, do not have it printed
on your umbrella.
The most powerful man in the coun-
try lives in Washington. He carries a
horse scar on his cheek. !
1 always know something unpleasant
is coming when men are anxious to tell
rflv uruuu.
A mule will behave himself eleven
years and six months just toget n off
hand shot at a middle shirt-stud.
"There are doubtless vacations in
which he could be trusted" was the
reply. There's real'estate, for exam
pie; if that were put in his care I.think
the owner would find his property
where he left it. 1 shouldn't care to
speak as to any other kind of property
An Irishman accosted a gentleman
ON the street, late at night, with a re-
quest for the time. The gentleman,
suspecting that Pat wished to snatch
his watch, gave him a singing RAP on
the nose, with the remark: sit has
just struck one!' "Be jabers,n retort-
ed Pat, 'sI'm glad l dinn't AK yez an
hour ago!"
A seedy-looking individual stepped
into one of our gentlemen's furnishing
stores recently, and asked for a pair of
four-play cuffs. The articles were
handed him, and he examined them in
a dubious sort of way, and then re-
marked: "See here! These amt the
right thing; 1 want the four-ply kind,
them that you can turn four times
without washing"
William Augustus to sleepy room
mate: "Come, John Henry, why don't
you get up with the lark, as l doP"
John Henry, grimly; "Been up with
him all night"
.What is the name of your cat?"
inquired a visitor. His nam was
William said the host, ''until he had
fits, and since then we have called him
Fitz- William!''
After the recent wholesale fogging
of boys at the Minot school, Neponset,
a boy who was one of the victims was
questioned as to the severity of the
punishment. ssDid he whip any of
them so as to leave them black and
blue?' was asked. No." replied the
boy "but he made some Of them yell.
OIL"
In putting a head OH a pin there il
a knack, while in putting a head on .
msn there is a knock.
st. Louis is a great mule market, but
among the people of that city the null
loses the pre-eminence as to ears which
he holds in other places.
There is not much encouragement
for art IN Germany. A poor baker ha
Just been thrown into prison for max
: ing a gingerbread statue of Prince Bis
marck.
Interesting 10 Housekeepers.
From the Detroit Free Pressl
The colored mems whitewashing a
ISOLATION, of Detroit, has reported tn
following new schedule of prices fo
, spring and summer works: For white