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The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
MISCELLANEOUS.

G.. G.. Murphy, Of ST. Louis, filed a
very contradictory answer 10 the suit OF
John Fitzgerald 10 recover $50 for
work he had done. Murphy's answer
was that he had not employed FitZger-
aid TO do the work, that he had paid
him for doing it, and that the work
was valueless.
The custom OF serving coffee at the
polls on election day at Utica, n. Y,
was kept mp last Monday, and the
absence Of drunkenness is said 10 have
been noteworthy At one the booths
where coffee was served, band OF 30
colored singers entertained the voters.
No chromos.
The largest bill ever introduced into
a Legislative assembly was the new
code submitted TO the Ohio Senate. IL
contained 1920 pages, and, 1t was in
sisted that IL should be read in full,
the Seuate sat up till midnight 10 hear
IL through, even at that hundreds Of
pages were slyly skipped.
In:lG9j. in the township Of Eastman,
Mass, regulation was made that
every unmarried man should kill SIX
blackbirds and three crows n year as
long as he remained single III he neg
lected this order aud wishes 10 marry,
he was not allowed TO do 80 till he had
shot his full number Of birds.
"rhere was one thing my farm never
could raise, said the old man, as he
softly worried the roll Of tobacco, and
then expectorated on the stove. And
as. the statesmen who we're sitting
around the cracker barrel patiently
awaited his explanation, be continued
"And that was mortgage. - Rock
land Courier.
Burdette wrote 60 the Hawkeye from
Peru, Ind. "This is the city where all
the Peruvian bark used in the United
states is manufactured. ] saw a Peru
viau dog manufacturing some. He
had boy on the fence, aud was giving
him Peruvian bark enough every min
ute 90 scare al the ague ont Of Amer
lea for the next ten years.
Tire Great Northern Railway Of Fog.
lant has contracted for period Of ~
years with. .he Pullman Gar Company
for the uxe of is slsepers aud hotel
cars, the latter having never yet been
introduced in Enrope. With four
sleeping cars just ordered, the Pail.
man Company will have % Of It's cars
running on English railways.
In examiningia a 81. Louis iron fur.
mace. which bad been unused for some
time, a mine Of the ore was found, 100
tons of which had run ont through
a hole in the stock and worked its way
deep down into the ground. The melt
ed iron had sohfed into one huge
mass. so compact that charges OF dyn.
amite which shake the houses Tor
squares around appear 10 have little
effect upon 10.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

The following is a uerJdtim copy ola
letter received by Londoner * Brother,
Grocers and Commission Merchants,
Denver, Colorado. For perfection Of
cheek" and imperfection Of spelling, il
il, in commercial phrase, Al.
BEDwUD. Apriie ma. ls77.
NJ L0adoi,er Bro.
DEAR sUR-wlthe the intenshun % oppeuingea
Line in Groserriee are instructed by yure
Price list In the Roci,v kbtntiO Nesss write unto
you. We trust you willie give sud inducemeants
posSabel WOOD dezire circular oontainin yure
fulle Prise list of allie Kinds Goods and whisey and
80 9Th. our capital vase metid but intend 10 open
wiihe caushun which willie win the fAvure ~ boaib
Our creditorps and consumers Please turn over we
are running bere salon hear, In this luvely place
aud willie fore one yeare mOure " the hole dam
humbug amt expoased befoare then. wishe To
sdde groserrey departmeant 10 our bizzinus.
Wshe 90 gain the con n dence Of a hre deilng and
honest nirm Of which We have cbuzen you sutch.
and We trust you willie trust fore about mnntbs
w. are determined 10 suck seeed motto Onwarde
aud upwarde. used 10 live In pueblow but
starved cute theare you Rite TO Jno thatcher
about US We owe him bill yet. bot We wil psy sune
they are q rude menny PueblOw peaple hear, but
they doant 30 nuthln but drink Whisky and play
frease oaut Poker nyou viii trust rs willie paye
slm money down whean the goods sit hear hoaping
sune 10 hear nom you remaine your frends
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A New Dodge.

The Prairis Edrmer thus exposes a new
sNindle: "A Chicago firm, which came
from Cincinnati, sends ont a large num-
ber Of agents, each of whom has pack
age Of dry goods made mp Of cheap Pals
ley shawls aud few dress patterns very
snowy and sleazy. The cloths are offer
ell for les than their Valne, and then the
shawls are shown for the purpose OF
catching the female eve. For a shawl
worth - the agent asks about $50. The
farmer IL told that he will not be- pressed
for payment, they are willing 10 fake his
note One H. handed Ia him TO sign. On
the back Of IL. generally. "a form for
waving exemption Of homestead rights,
which the wife al-o signs. The farmer
il given 10 understand that these notes
are generally for eight or twelve months,
and is assured that be will not he pressed
for the money before the end of the time.
These notes are taken straight to the
nearest banker and are sold Co him.
or the proceeds Of the note the agent
scisl0 per cent, the firm Ia and the ~.
manning seventy-hve represents the
cost of the goods. A general thing the
agent goes first 10 banker at the county
seat, and asks Of him the names Of farm
ers whose notes he j. willing 90 discount.
Furnished with this information, be
goes out in search Of his victims. In
some cases the bankers do not care 90
discount this paper. Then the firm hold
the notes until maturity. They have on
hand now several thousand dollars
worth Of them
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

One day, says a s;x year old daughter,
] went into ne parlor and creeped under
sofa, ana there wasn't nobody there.
They don't let dogs nor children 20 i'm
the uarlor az hotels, and think It's real
mean-and ! had 10 creep under the
sofa, 80 nobody could see me; and Mr..
Boyce came IN, and Miss Jackson she
said one day that children was worse
nuisance than dogs. And Mr.. Boyce and
Miss Jackson came in and sat down on
the sofa, and he said, ooh, Louisa, do
love You 30 mucb," and then he kissed
her. ! heard IL smack. And then she
said, %, Thomas, ! do wish | could
believe you; don't YOU never kiss any
body elsey' and he said, "No, dearest
and yelled out, 80. what big story, foe
saw him kiss Bessie Nettle's nurse in
the hall one night, when the gas was
turned down" Didn't he juinpup. you
bet-and he pulled me out and tore my
frock, and said, 80, YOU wicked child,
where 10 You expect 90 90 when you
die"
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
SOMEHOW OR OTHER.

Life has burden on every one shoulder
None may escape frDnl ~ tTvtaD aud caTes
Miss n in youth. and twi cODe wnen we're older
And nc us close ~ the garments We wear.
sorrow comes into our lives uEinyhed.
RoiJbing CAR ncaIt VI NJ treasure of song.
iOyeIs grow coal and friendships are sighted.
Yet. somehow Or other. We worry along.
Every day toll N an every day blessing.
1nough poverty cottage and crust we may ~hare
Weak IN the back on which burdens pressing.
But stout n the heart that II stronger ~ prayer
other. the pathway grows brighter.
Just when We mourn there one 10 beirletd.
Hope IA the heart makes the bnrden seem lighter
And somehow ot other, We get 10 the eDd.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
ANOTHER STRAW.
striking Result of the Midland city
Charter Election.

Prom the saginaw Courier. independent
MIDLAND, March i2.--At the charter
election held in this village yesterday
the entire National-G -Greenback-D Demo
cratic ticket was elected by small ma
jorities, the highest majority being 63
aud the lowest "a.
These maiorities were obtained by a
combination Of ofGreenbackers and Dem
ocrats.
Last year, without the assistance of
the Democrats, the National party car
ried the village by a majority Of lil.
the lowest majority being over 100.
Thus about 6s per cent has been lost
90 the Nationals by this combination
This year 25 votes less we're cast than
last year, and about the same amount
Of work was done by the respective
parties at each election.
An unpreiudiced observer. .csn come
10 but one conclusion. that is that the
combination tor other canses) have
weakened the National party in Mid
land county.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

Two HINTs WOErH TAEiNG.--l. Never
attempt 10 do anything that Is not right
Just 80 surely ~ YOU do, yOu will get into
trouble. Sin always brings sorrow, soon
er or later. III YOU even suspect anything
is wrong. do IL not until you are assured
that your slspicions are gnOundlcss.
?. When you DO attempt anything that
j. al right, 90 through with H. Be not
easily discouraged. Form habits Of per-
severance. Yield not 10 sloth and sleep
and fickleness. To resist ell these viii
not be casy; but YOU will feel that YOU
have done right when you get through.
- 3. la~lor.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

The only reason we have heard as
signed for supplanting Mr., Randall is
that II is time for the South 10 show it,
power That depends ON what kind OF
President is wanted next time. III
Grant or some other Republican is pre-
ferred, the sooner the untamed sonth-
ern element strikes ont from the shoul-
der the better. Senator Lamar's re-
cent en' ~ on jefferson DAVIS has
fair, pared the Nay IN. v. Sun.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
MISCELLANY.
Boston has ], $50 lawyers.

Boston has ,O5O lawyers.
A locomotive drinks 45 gallons a
mile.
A scar nobly got is good livery Of
honor.
These are the days that test the men
who swore of.
Fifteen hundred men are engaged in
a railway strike in England.
The read to honorable preferment is
not macsdamiZed.
The hungry crowd always goes for q
free lunch before the napkin rings.
Prosperity is a stronger trial Of vir-
tue than adversely.
A wise man 'endeavors 10 shine in
himself fool TO outshine others.
Davenport, Ia, shipped 56, 900 BUSH
els Of onions last year.
Tea and coffee are beginning to be
fashionable in Washington.
The shrinkage in local stocks in Mon
treal for 1873 was about sl5, ZOO, 900.
japanese officials, when they become
unpopular, ore required to commit Ha-
ri-kari.
The Nile last year forgot to overflow,
and as consequence the harvest OF
Egypt is short.
Metz, which at the census OF 1871
had 81 1892 inhabitants, has now only
80, 900.
II has been ascertained that there are
/ 800, 600 bushels of wheat stored in
Michigan elevators.
The man who mounts his high horse
is invariably the one who gets the least
pity when he falls.
One little boy at Hartford, Conn,
devoured 102 story books from the pub
lie library during the last six months
Of 1878, and one little girl ll2 novels.
IL is said that Bob Ingersoll is en-
gagged in getting up matter on Jobs
life for a lecture. IL will probably boil
over with fun.
OF all sad words of tongue or pen.
The saddcst are these "I'm drunk again.
On Christmas day in the morning.
II ever this free people. il this Gov
ernment, is ever utterly demoralized, il
will come from this human wriggle aud
struggle for office-that is, way TO
live without work Lincoln.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

Through toacbe. between NJ
fHOrI aud colt uut's ou both Gx-
press Trains.
IS2N. s. Trains from Detroit and Main
tuu AR Line. y. a Y. ". aud Jackson trains az
irving in Toledo make connection with the tive
ENpfess trains which leaves the Columbus a To-
leiio a. " uoput-the Omnibus Line making the
transfer from union depot In % minutes.
Direct connections male in Union Der0t a.
'olnmhus for Newart. GAINESVILLE, Pittsburgh.
Wheeling. baltimore, Washington and Phlladel-
ohia. also. Tor Dayton Gincinnafi. Louisville ami
an pOints s0uth and southwest.
Pullman Drawing Room and sleeping Cars
from Columns o. Balilmurr. Washington aud
phiafciphia. without change.
Trains will arrive aud depart from Toledo a.
CoIuIuuus AMI Toledo Railroad Cumpluye De
not ~ afef street. foot of Mulherry
VA. MILLS, Gen. Ticket Agent.
ORLANDO SMITH, Gen. supt.
N. N. GREENE. President.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

--Brauty N 90 woman what civility
Is TO uan. IL creates an instantaneous
impression in her behalf while the OPP
posite quality excites as quick on i'm.
preston against her IL is a real orna-
ment, the most beautiful dress n woman
can wear. and worth more as n means
NJ winning favor than all the jewels
ever worn.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

Trains are run by Chicago time. which = 2c
minutes slower than Detroit and Columbus time.
All trains run daily. except Sundays.
CONNECTIONS --t lose connections made az p
.lanti, with VI. 4. 4. X. FOR al points east anl
vest Al Manchester, with Jackson Branch oi
g.S& NJ. s. u. u. AZ Hillsdaie; with L. y
T. x. X. At Bankers. with II. W, ,. 4 :. X. X,
tDr points north and south
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25

II head equal 10 the greatest events.
and heart superior to the strongest
temptations, are qualities which may be
possessed 80 secretly that a mans next
door neighbor shall not discover then
until some unforseen occasion calls them
forth.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
ny cErHas a. DRgsER

There came 10 the city German, Kind
Who crossed the 81 Joseph adown by the
mill.
lie Kissed his Katrena as from her lac parted
At the door of their cot, ON the brow of
Dutch Hill.
lie maufuIly stroye To suppress his emotion
As he went 10 his labor with ardent devotion,
For love Ia hs bosom was deep as the ocean,
Ills love for his home, and kalrcna. his frau.
lie labored all day emit the brick and the
mortar,
At night he went home emit the dew, fall
Ing chill.
To comfort his frau, a. a good German
ought tO,
In their snug little cot. on The bros of Dutch
Hill
There, oft In his dreams, he would roam
through the wildwood
Where he formerly played In the days OF his
childhood.
Aud visit the cottage which near to the Rhine
stood.
Where nrst lac made love 10 Katrena, his frau.
Bright dreams of the future inspired him,
while waking.
Sweet fancies, which lightened bis burden oi
toll
Twas the hope which impellcd him. wh~n.
country iorsaking,
NJ "a a
In the land Of the free, where no priestly con-
Gould hamper hls soul; aud no hand Of op-
preston
Could tear him away from his dearest pos
session,
Ills own happy home and Katreua bis frau.
Katrena was fair a. a white rose, or lily.
And true To her love. a. the needle j. true.
She sheltered her broods when the weather
was chilly.
Aud gathered the eggs, a. good frau
should do
ner home always cheerful. her Tires ready
burning.
To cook warm meal on her " Friederich's %
returning;
She raised thrifty gardens, did milking, aud
Aud saved up the dimes to help carry them
through.
When the cares of the week and its labois
were ended.
The Sabbath returning, serenely, aud still,
In comely apparel they quietly wended
Their way To the church on the brow OF Dutch
llill.
And there they were taught how to follow
the Savior
IN charity, Kindness. and love Ia their neigh
Dor;
And 50 we're instructed in plous behavior
Ia the little white church on the brow of
Dutch Hill
Time rolled smoothly ou. with few ripples 81
SOrroW
Zach day had It's cares. aud It's duties to on.
The work for to-day was not left for to.mor-
row.
For order prevailed Ia tha cot on Dutch llill.
industrious habits were formed In their dwell
ing
Their children were models. in learning cN-
ceiling
While love. and content. iu each bosom was
welling.
Ia that model cot. Oh the brow ot Dutch liill.
Hil-dale Mich, Maryh :. 1879.
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AXE SHORE a MICH. SOU. n. n.
trains will leave tho stations named, as follows;

~ Michigan ACCOMMODATION, going West,
connects with Kalamazoo and Grand Rapids
rrain az White Pigeon.
Es- Mail and Night Express trains going east,
connect with Trains for Detroit. at Adrian.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1879-03-25
NEW ROUTE '
Tue DIRECT AIR LINE FROM
TOLEDO TO COLUMBUS

sHORTEsT ROt-TE FROM SOUTHERN AND
NORTHERN MltillGAN TO CENTRAL AND
SOUTHERN OHIO.
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All trains daily excep, SUNDAY.
Through tickets 20 an principal points.
For Information as 90 routes aud connections
lppiy 90 = n. HOOPER, Gen1 Ticket Agt.
n. 3. LOOMS, Pres't& Geu1 Manager.
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DETROIT HILLsDALE a. SOUTH
WESTERN R.R.
Westward Trains.

Train. viii leave the stations named, As follows,
'om aud after Nov. 24th. ISIS:
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II ever this free people. il this Gov
ernment. is ever utterly demoralized, il
will come from this human wriggle and
struggle for office-that is, way to
live without work. - Lincoln.
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ARRANGEMENT
Taking EsIec, NAY 2s,b. Is,s.
sorrH rorSp

Three Passenger Trains Daily except SUNDAY
- follows:
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OF all sad words of tongue or pen.
The saddcst are tbcse "I'm drunk sgaiu,
On Christmas day in the morning.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05
THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC,

For the cure of all diseases arising from impure
Blood, and for invlgoratng and strengthening
the vital organs. Are you weak. nervous, deblli-
tated, pale aud emaclated? Have you lost your
appetite? Have You nausea pain in the back
&c. If so, DR.. Lidsey's Blood Searcher will drive
out the disease and bring back the BLOOM OF
HEALTH. Plmples, Boils. Erysipelas, letter
Salt Rheum &C., are but surface indications OF
bypurifying the system, softens the skin and
beauties the complexion. Sold by all druggists
81 per bottle. II. 4. SELLERS q CO., Proprie-
tors, Pittsburgh Pa G. As
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

ET" Please, sir,n said Pat, an Irish
Corporal, 81 think me horse wants to
roll.'
"Very well, }" said the Captain, take
off his saddle and let him roll, but you
mind you mount as soon as he is
through"
g Yes, sir" said Pat, saluting and fall
ing in the rear.
There was brush with the John
nies'' few minutes later, and there was
lively work for the next half hour.
When lull came the Captain saw Pat
sitting quietly on stump holding his
saddle.
where's your horse ?" asked the
Captain.
Down in the field there, sir" an
swered Pat, rising to salute his COM
mander.
"Didn't 1 tell you to mount as soon
as he had done rollingY"
"Sure you did, Captain, an it's for
that I'm waiting. He hasn't begun
yet"
1t was Pats last sally of wit. The
poor fellow fell at the next charge.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

@" A farmer required number of
reapers; several presented themselves,
and all were engaged with one excep-
ton. The poor man thus omitted said,
Master, won't you hire me 7"
"No," said the farmer.
"Why not"
Because you are too little"
"Too little " exclaimed Paddy, "does
your honor reap your corn at the top2"
What could the farmer do but roar with
laughter, and send the little man to join
his comrades in the field?
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

sy" A Scotch lady had invited a gem
tleman to dinner on a particular day,
and he had accepted with the reserva-
ton, |" If I'm spared" "Weel, weel,"
said the lady, "if ye're dead I'll not
expect ye."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

ED Have you any objects of interest
in the vicinity 7" the tourist asked the
Burlington man. 81 have, / have"
eagerly replied the other, "but 1 can't
get at it to show it to you. It's a ninety
days note and it's down in the bank
now, drawing interest like a horse-race
or mustard plaster"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05
DEATH DEFEATED

NOR over 50 years SELLERS LIVER PILLS
a have been the standard remedy for Liver
Complaints, Costiyeness, Sick Headache, Pain in
Shoulders or Back, Dizziness, Coated Tongue,
deranged state of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas
Adams, of Big Sandy, Ky, says: sellers Pills
have saved hundred of dollars in doctors bills in
this country" Il. e. SELLERS q CO., Prop'rs,
Pittsburgh Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

ca A man was sitting for his photo
graph. The operator said, "Now, sir,
look kind o. pleasant. Smile little"
The man smiled, and then the operator
exclaimed, ooh, that will never do. 1t
is to wide for the instrument"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

ca A Georgia farmer kills snakes,
lays them in a furrow and plants corn
in the furrow. = Ne,O York Herald.
Great Scott When the corn comes to
be distilled and consumed y But we
don't like to think of it.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

E9r Two Hibernians were passing
stable which had rooster on it for o
weather vane, when one addressed the
other thus:
"Pat, what's the reason they did MT
put hen up there, instead of roos-
ter?"
"And sure" replied Pat, that's aisy
enough. Don't ye see it would be in
convanient to go for eggs"
Ry'Who was the first mani" askeda
Sunday School teacher of her prodigy.
George Washington was the prompt
reply.
"No, no,' corrected the teacher, ''It
wasn't Washington, it was Adam, you
know"
"Oh," said the boy in rather a dis
gusted tone, "perhaps Adam was, if
you're goin' to count foreigners"
Eg 1t is pretty hard to throw off old
habits all at once. ANebraska dealer in
agricultural implements 'got religion"
and felt it his duty to point out the way
to others, and said to a farmer" Broth
er Jones, will guarantee that if you
join our church you will not only find it
the best in the market, but will take you
through without any further inventory.
Give it trial, and if not satisfactory
will take back your religion and refund
your money.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05

BD While man was dashing with
all his might and main down the street
to catch a train one day last week, a
gamin rushed after him and shouted:
Hey, mister, have you got pin 2"
81 have" responded the man, COM
ing to sudden halt and feeling under
the lapel of his vest. Well, then,"
yelled the boy, as he jumped out of the
way, you had better fasten your ears
together behind your head SO you won't
smash any swingin' signs with 'em.''
The pedestrian passed on unheedful of
the advice given him.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1879-08-05
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}taAaIs| sI|lal|II||sg& I |I||g&

.T" What are you aboutY" growled
surly fellow, as a pedestrian jostled
him. ''About thirty-fve," was the
matter -of-fact answer.