Osage Valley banner., 1879-07-03
MISCELLANEOUS

The hogs around Enterprise, Mss., are
dying rapidly OF cholera.
Precipitation is about the only honest
thing that enlanates from mean man.
| A deep we'll at Stockton, Kansas, has
run dry and Is emitting sulphurous fumes.
The Colorado beetle Is playing havoc
with the potato crop in the Valley ofVirginia.
"A vcry serious drouth is killing out the
crops between san Antonio and the Rio
Grande.
Young Farmer-Iiow can wo tell YOU
''how 70 cure ham" unless you inform us
what ailA the hAmi "a
An hour 10 soon passed; ia Get, il eoes
"like sIxty.n and 90 lei Il be recorded on the
minutes--New York News.
An Eastern man advised his dIssoluta 500
TO ego West and run down with the conn-
try."--Cincinnati Saturday Night.
--0ooseberries are 10 cents 3 quart IN Ksn-
sss. This fact ought to give fresh impetus
10 emmigrauon 10 that favored State.
"A Ore al Leadyille, COL, on tho 21si,
totally destroyed the Coliseum Tneater and
two adjoining buildlngs. Loss, $4,000.
Tho anniversary of the Battle Of Bunker
Hill was observed In Boston by a grand pro-
cessiou and q general suspension OF business.
The snow that has fallen at the White
Mountains this week, Is an attraction not
often offered 10 visitors, after the middle Of
June.
The trial Of Lily Duer for shooting her
friend Ella Hearn In a at OF jea'ously, at
Snow Hin, Nd, resulted 10 . verdict OF man
slaughter.
--"i had no time to stuff the chicken"
spoiogiEeJ land lsdy TO her bosrders. "NeV-
er mia5, madam. It's tough enough as II is,"
replied one OF them.
Tho recruiting steamer Waohuselt arriv.
ed At Pensacola, Fla, on the 18th, and was
expected 10 be on her way up the Mississippi
OH or before the Isl OF July.
---George r. Reynolds, the Utah bigamist.
was recently sentenced TO two years impris-
onnent and $500 fne. He is the inst Nor
mon convicted OF polygamy since 1862.
DIR. Vandarpool, Health officer at Quar-
antine, New YORK, says unless rigid quarap-
tine Is kept up there is . possibility OF yellow
lever making lie appearance IN New York.
Our worthy p. NJ. certainly does not
despise tho day OF small things--s,smping
ll.ges cents due on pesta, card, we think,
s good ana sufficient proof l--Richland Sen.
Hpel.
-Thomss Jefferson wrote the declaration
Of Independence whom be was tven;y-three.
But this Is no precedent for other young
men 10 try their hand at such work.--N. Y.
Express.
Queen Victoria severely frowns on the
prevailing style OF banging" women's hair.
Victoria, shake. II you are ever nominated
tor president we'll vote for you six times
Fuller of RoeklAnd.
Il. d. Clay OF lie Mars, Iowa, informs
the Sioux County Herald that he has the
contract TO furnish 90 900 acres OF land 10
colony oi Jews. The colony is represented
TO be wealthy one.
How refreshing the saucy, babblng
mountain brookl How allurlng Che cool and |
gushing springl bow they make the mouth |
the mouth OF some |
river.-Boston Advertiser.
Moody and Sankey's methods have been |
adopted 10 politics by Randall and Lurton, |
who are to work for the Greenbackers IN |
Maine. Randall makes short speeches and |
Lurt0u sings Greenback songs.
The Louisiana State Convention Ia ser. |
iously and anxiously considering means 10 |
settle the State debt without paying It. Many |
an individual has wrestled with the same |
problem ooncerning his own affairs,
The SedAlia Democrat states that the !
recent hall storm cut the corn ard wheat |
crop east OF Windsor, Henry county, oil to |
pieces. Farmers are replantlng their corn |
slong the strip devastated by the storm.
The prospects for bountiful crop Of sll |
grain ell over the country, this year. are ex-
cellent. 1t viii be year OF plenty and good |
trade, and people will do much toward re- |
lieVinR themselves of debt t-ExchAnge.
The fourth Of July occurs on Friday this |
year, which will give the little boy time 10 |
get his coat and pants patched, his eye band |
aged Aad temporary thumb erected for |
Immediate use before be has TO go 70 Sunday |
school.
The Carthage Wolen Mills have Just add |
cd fiye new looms 10 their MILL, making % |
that they have in operation. They are run |
ming 10 their foil capacity, and for the last |
two weeks bave Tua II hours per day TO |
keep up with their orders.
Mexico is again 'n the .hroes OF reYolu- !
ton. Negrete, the General-in.C Chief Of the |
Army, has taken the field with formidable |
lorca IN open rebellion sgainss DlaE, and the |
latter IL IA the saddle ana after hin, having |
lett the Chief Justice, VhllAFte, As admins |
TRAITOR OF the Government.
lit is always the young man at the picnic |
whose rear Buspender buttons are endowed |
With The weakest spinam column who is te- |
lected by the young ladies 70 climb a tree |
and put up a swing-provded young man
with white trousers Is not on che ground
Norristown Herald.
Mr.. A. ROLAND and wife of Llege, Bel !
gium, visited America on their wedding tour. |
They were az Niagara Falls ON the 2lst. |
While visiting the Three Sisters leland, Mrs. |
ROLAND stopped TO dip up some water 10 3
cup, and lOosing her balance fell Into the |
swiftly running waters and was swept over |
HoTse'shos Falis.
The Fall RIVER (Afsas.) spinners, At .
meeting held on the l4th, determlDed that
after 10 days notice, unless their demand