The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-12-11

DIlnS nc OuI WOOQ.
Wheat has advanced.
Why don't wages advance?
Only Is days until Christmas.
The best thing out-a big fire.
A drink for the sick-well water,
Good Jeans 25c., at the Mammoth.
Marriage is not an V e game. It's a
tie.
Toysl Toys Toys at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
John Lander has his Christmas fxins
ready.
Glass pitchers IS cents. at Rhea, Kelly
& Cos.
Winter will be postponed until next
spring.
Holiday Goods at the Eaton Cheap
Store, next to P. o.
Mrs. William Van Doren and SON, now
of Kansas, are home on a visit.
Hemp and Canary Seed 10 cents per
pound, at Rhea, Kelly & Cos.
The young man with the new overcoat
enjoys the cold weather exceedingly.
Dollsl Dollsll Dollsiii at the Eaton
Cheap Store, next to P. 0.
What makes a boy crazy is to see an
other boy offered a cigar by his father.
Floor oil cloth sOc., at the Mammoth.
Jonah is reported to have been the
first man who struck oil.
Glass goblets 70 cents per doz. at Rhea,
Kelly & Cos.
A young mar may SOW his wild oats,
but he can never SOW his corns.
Toysl Toysll Toysm at the Eaton
Cheap Store.
In order to look spruce it is not neces-
sary that you remain eve green.
Rubber weather strips sold by Unger
& McCabe.
Cats have no fixed political belief;
they are usually on the fence.
The best of Tub Oysters always on
hands at Rhea, Kelly & Co.'S.
Any body got the railroad fever very
bad in Eaton? We are afraid not.
Santa Claus has arrived and made his
headquarters at the Eaton Cheap Store.
Judge HUME is on the Bench this week
in Eaton-Judge GILMORE at Hamilton.
Eighmie Patent Shirt at the Mammoth.
The County Commissioners weze in
session all last week, and dispose5o of
considerable business.
Glass cake stands 40 cents, at Rhea,
Kelly & Cos.
When you see a good Murphy taking
apuIl out of a bottle, which he calls his
cough mixture, watch him.
Prints SC. per yard, at the Mammoth.
Young man, in a walking match you
Ego as you please" but in a counting
match you please as you go.
Toysl Toysl Toysl at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
The fellow who wants t. know what
will bring out his hair rapidly, should
get married.
Covered jelly dish 10 cts, at Rhea,
Kelly & Co.'S.
A Nebraska belle is engaged to marry
a Mr.. Lemon. He has promised to be
her Lemon aid.
shawls and Cloaks at the Mammoth.
The Ghinaman had a good grip o n the
idea when he spoke of the cucumber as
mo belly good"
Red twilled all wool medicated fannels
atthe Eaton Cheap Store, next to P. o.
No Irishman ever knows the sleep that
knows no waking, for it is only after he
is dead that his friends wake him.
Glass pickle dishes 10 cents each, at
Rhea, Kelly & Cos.
Howard Young, our new County Com
missioner, was inaugurated last week,
Mr.. Campbell retiring.
Toysl Toys Toys at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
See Schlenker's new double column
advertisement for the holidays He has
a splendid stock on hand.
Buck Gloves at the Mammoth.
Mrs. Ryan, wife of Marshal Ryan,
died at the residence of her parents near
Union city, Ind, on Monday last.
Cbildren's knit sacques from 20 cents
up, at the Eaton Cheap Store, next to
post-ofice.
The Christian Sabbath School realized
between $40 and $50 from their festival
on Friday and Saturday evenings last.
Rubber weather strips sold by Unge1
& McCabe.
Ayers & Hilbert have received theil
apples and are now retailing bellfowers
again. Gall early and get a good apple
Family supplies of all kinds have gone
up with a ''boom'' and it does not seen
to be as much Of a blessing to everybody
as it might be.
Toys! Toys! Toys! at the Eaton cheal
Store.
We know a good many men who ar
anxiously advocating the payment of tn
national debt that forget all about thos
contracted by themselves.
Everybody can find presents for tn
holidays at the Eaton Cheap Store, mex
to p~ost-ofice.
The store windows are putting on thei
holiday attire, and our juveniles vii
have ample opportunities to select thei
choice from large stocks.
China and Wax Dolls, doll bodies an
patent doll heads, at the Eaton Chea
Store, next to po~st-ofice.