The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-04-24
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The fuchsia is sometimes called the lady's
ear-drop.
A fixed face-One that gets into a wo-
mans head.
The pedectrian fever is getting to be a
money-mania. RI
Railway frogs never croak, though their
owners often do.
The peanut crop this year is estimated
at 100000 bushels.
babies never cry for split milk. 1t is
milk that hasn't been split that they cry
for.
Gen. Butler, to judge from the expression
of his eyes, ought to make good cross
examiner.
Admiral Dot wants to marry. Judging
from his name, his wife will be the girl of
the period.
General Wade Hampton is SO much bet
ter that he hopes to take his seat in the
Senate in very short time.
Charles Nordhoff writes when he pleases
for the New York Herald, and gets $10,-
600 year for his services.
LIVES Vi great ulcu dll Ienlnu us luat
there is everything in knowing how to
pack nominating conventions.
Little by little we wait for the spring,
With the s.nshines bright warm rays;
When the good wife buys q two shilling mop
To begin the housecleaning days.
A young man whose girl lives some dis
tance north Of the Harlem River, says his
Sunday night walk includes "two miles
and one lap" H
Matrimony is a holy institution. Not
only does it unite man to his best friends,
but it furnishes a good living for thousands
of divorce lawyers.
A large eye is said to indicate capacity.
A black eye indicates that the possessor
was poor judge of music when he told a
man that he lied.
"Och," said a love-sick Hibernian,
"what a recreation it is to be dying of love
1t sets the heart aching 50 Odelicately there's
no taking wink of sleep for the pleasure
of the pain!'
Young man! cultivate ambition. Try
to surpass others-except at euchre. Then
don't pass, if you can possibly risk taking
it up, or making it into your partners
| hand.
A young gentleman was the other day
| accusing another of having a big mouth
YES" said the other, "but the Lord had
to make yours small SO as to give you
plenty of cheek"
"What is it you're appealin' for." said
he,
As from her cheeks the tears shs sought to dash,
Then lifting Up her dewy eyes, said she:
I'm pealin' Of onion for q hashr'
1
The man who told his wife that she had
made fool of him was answered witt, q
positive denial: Because" said the lady
''in that respect you are a se1fmade man.
Which was repartee to husband
A writer on style says: at is the fash
ion in France for ladies to take their tea il
bonnet and gloves" One objection to thi
is that some of the new bonnets do no
hold much more than a lump Of sugar.
Where do you expect to go to when yor
die, young man 2" said a minister sternly
to an ungodly scOffer. 81 expect" wa.
the reply, 'to the grave, but the chances
are that I'll pull up in some blamed medi
cal college or other."o
/ A Syracuse schoolmistress thought 4
lpuzzle her juvenile class, and asked then
where all the pins go. A little boy replies
that all the other boys bent 'em and lais
'em on the seats, but he didn't want to tel
where they went.
The pedestrian fever has even extende,
to the most secluded precincts of the FAM
ly circle. We hear of several young ladie
of highly respectable parents in this VIII
are in training to walk, and nearly all q
them are under two years of age.
People often complain of hard time
from mere natural tendency to grow
but Rome, Georgia, darkey, the Othe
day, said: -"Neber seed sich times since
been born. Work all day and steal al
night, and blest if can hardly make
livin'."
do you know what you are eating :
whispered one of the boarders, as he watcl
ed his neighbor wrestling with slice G
leathery pie. "Alas!" sighed the martyr
81 know only too well. 'Tis but littl
faded -four" And he passed his plate fo
another slice.
When you see young man sitting bt
side much changed" or fried youn
: lady at theater. and his arm sort of il
, stinctively crawls around the top of he
seat in close proximity to her dollar stor
necklace and back hair, you may feel a.
sured that he is not her brother.
, Scene in horse car: A roughly drcsse
, man, a new-made husband and his wifi
are the occupants. Car goes off the tracl
and rough man says damn. Up jump
chubby" saying: How dare you sa
damn before my wife," ''How did knoV
! your wife wanted TO say damn first =" wa
the reply.
The proudest moment of mothers lii
is just after she has trimmed the hair {
, her young hopeful, using the edge of
howl to guide the shears evenly around hi
. intellectual forehead 'Tis then she gaze
! ON him with the fOndest maternal hope
and sees the future Congressman standin
out in bold relief