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Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

Destructive FIEE.-The entire bust
ness portion Of the town of Reno, Neya-
da, was consumed by fire on tho morning
Of the "a. Nearly all Of ten blocks were
destroyed, tho losses aggroealing mil
lion Of dollars with an insurance Of about
two hundred thousand. Six lives were
lot.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

The Red Bluff Sentinel has entered
upon its Thirteenth Volume. Uncle A be
has our best wishes for success in every
thing except his politics.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

LINNIE IsAACs, only daughter Of Mrs.
Joseph Isaacs and sister of j. e. Isaacs
died at Shasta, of heart disease, Tuesday
evening.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

THE Supreme Court has denied the
application oiJ. c. Duncan for reduc,
ton of bail, and the prisoner was remand .
cd to the County Jail.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

THE Workngmen's Party will hold
State Convention on The Sd of June, for
the purpose of nominating State ticket.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

A FIFTY OUNCE nugget OF gold is
reported to have been found recently in
the Bald Mountain aim, at Forest City.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

THE Transcript state that moss agate
mine has been discovered in the upper
part of Nevada county.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

THE Shasta County Record has com,
menced its Second Volume, and is now
well established. Success to it.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

The President has issued procama-
ton c)Yening the Forty sixth Congress
in extra session on the 18th Of March
instant.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08
E | r T III S

In Weaverville, March 4th, to Mr.
and Mrs. James Barkla-a DAUGHTER.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08
FAMILY RESIDENCE,

situated on Main Street, Faggtown, to-
gether with all u;-buildings connected
herewith. The lot is one Of the largest
and best location in town the house is
roomy, conveniently arranged and IN
good repair. Will be sold with or without
Furniture, the preference being given to
the purchaser who will buy everything.
No Furniture disposed of until the house
Is sold. The House and contents will he
Soid very low and on Easy Terms. Fer
full particulars apply to
VIZ -, III. LANG.
Wesvervile, Feb. 20, 1879. Al
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08

SILVER CITY, Nevada, had a $50 900
blaze Tuesday morning.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08
at'ttkly Crjnitv 5ollrnal.

re- The "JoER.v:SE' has 1o .gs~eHis
the PHSisshtr prcferriAy TO do t"'tness
tssIh .gdrerfissrs dfrrcf- .sdrtriisiRg'
Re,ts rHf.nished on agyi!raffoH.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-03-08
VALUABLE
Residence Property
FOR SALE.

- THE DER
na.fs9@ax8 signed offers For Sale
= IifTTiHsffsFs ISfTHf5ssFs his Large and Comme-
-'i.1 - sSss,ss2,6 sS21,6 dous
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Meeting at Clinton Against steam ON the
Elm Grove Railroad.
CLINTON, February s, 1s79,

NL!NToN, FEBRUARY ., 1879.
One OF the largest and most enthusiastic
meetings of the citizens of Richland and
Liberty townships was held at the Clinton
school house for the purpose of protesting
against the use Of steam as motive power
on the Wheeling & Elm Grove Passenger
railroad.
VIM. North was elected Chairman and
A. R. Jacob Secretary.
On motion, committee Of three was ap-
pointed on resolutions, who presented the
following, which were unanimously adopt
ed as expressing the sentiments of the
meeting;
WHEREAS, A bill is now pending in the
Legislature which, il passed, will give the
Wheeling 4 Elm Grove Railway Company
the right to use steam on its road: and,
whereas, the privilege and franchise here.
tofore granted this small railroad corpora
ton at the expense OF the Taxpayers have
been enormousi and, whereas, the farmers
in this section of the county naturally de-
sire to make the city Of Wheeling their
market, but II that bill is passed will have
TO have their wool, wheat and other pro-
duets hauled TO the mouth Of Short Creek,
shipping from thence to Pittsburgh; there.
fore be It
RESol&d, That this meeting most earn
estly protest against the passage OF the bill
above mentioned, either in the shape Us
introduced or as modified by the report OF
the Senate Committee.
RtsOleei, That no modification or limita.
ton OF the grant to use steam to that com.
pany can possibly prevent the evils that
are bound 10 result from the use OF steam
in any way, or with any kind of engine on
their road.
ReSOlrdl, That the grant OF the right 10
use steam on said railway will deprive us
OF the use OF tho road We have used for
years In our intercourse with the CITY oil
Wheeling; q road which was built by the
National Government, and since main.
tanned by tho tolls we have paid for the
use OF III and will surrender such road to
II small corporation made up Of wealthy
capitalists, who will pay nothing for tic
use OF the road although virtually monopo.
hSing it.
Resolved, That our representative in the
Legislature are requested to use every
honorable means to defeat this inlqultous
bill, and thereby protect the right OF the
people against the grasping sclfshness Of
said corporation, which has already cost
tho public thousands Of dollars in building
bridges which should have been paid iUI
by It or lis stockholders.
ReaQlttl, That tho Secretary be instruct.
cd to furnish copy Of these resolutions
to the Wheeling papers, and request the
publication Of the same.
a. II. JACOB, Secretary.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
IIlDUSTEE'S SALE OF 4
iI5e,IrabIe Residence on Fifteenth St

y, ,lapr Of Deed ol Trust made BY n. c. Arthur
,,Igarhrl ~. hi,wic, tm The undersigned Trustee
KIN lane iih ISL andot record III the office Of
a. AT t,1Sy t,nrt Of Ohio county, West Virginia, In
III i itas Ii"s NJ, l. pages 2i5 aud 3SG, Wll0u
SATURDAY, March l, 1879,
O,,r.,Ip. at lOocioCk A. NJ, sell at public auction
=, ~ dor NJ the Court House Of Ohio county
4. sjovtag r,ciilte real estate, viz Lat unihered
,GG,.d,c IS. ia GElhams addition 10 the city Of
VG.ln,. and lsIng situate on the north side oil
yi,,tn6 ,lrri lulh Centre, between what was Tor
NH known As Filth and Sixth streets, In the city
i Wheeling. West Virginia, excepting i've feet aud
An, inrNt- % the west silrOi said lot.
Thrf ,p'cc,Ion that portion Of said lot to be sold
,U,y dp,i,Able lw,-.tpry and attic brick dwelling
h,.i iII al ne es0Ty UGtbIlldinGS.
I'M Llirycl to h perfect, but selling rs Trustee
vIimly convey such title US isvCsted In nc BY said
lcdol Trust
hr All on lay ii sale, balance In two equal INSTALL
H,Bi, ii VIZ and Twelve mouths, deferred payments
10 Il ratd BY la.Ii Trust On the property sold
viii lhsuFlnrt sufficient IL cover.
JN. l.. RODGERS. Trustee,
" H. l1GLLEN, AuCiOnEAF. jlbD.1hAMfl
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Poster Printing.

With the largest assortment Of wood tyre
in the State ind The best cylinder presses we
can execute, at the shortest notice, any style
OR size Of Poster, Programme, Handful or
DOdger that may be desired.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Cn,,rt Sales.
,n.,,,r,vIE FARM FOR SALE.

.,,,,r,,mE FARM FOR SALE.
,,.,.,, Com, Of Brooke Comfy, ws'tvlfylDiH
SSiISSsni v'""'n' IN cAnns~y.
-. > c,"p,ell etn.
VA ''|r ,l,,r,, Of the Circuit Court q Brook
NJ tifin' !" sptrf,d In the above entitled canA'
toattl mAir ''' Sfplrin@r, 1873, !, !. u Gufsls
- ihg wy county, will stll al public aaeIlon
sAtrag my Al thr curt ll9nS9 q bIooEe county
4, iar% ,I;, s 10 tue iO"n Of well'OaFE' On
THURSDAY, JANUARY TO- 1872
....1.,,i.l In the I'LL and proceedings IN
w aus ,I ihg p,wn u bethany, BFOOkseoun'
ere ACRES,
49,. liam. farm Of the late Alexander
Kb0tn w. .Iii lS old rs n whole, " In three o.
CAMPBELL iA' y. may srrm bcst fOr the Interest Of al
luI, IaiUp' -
iarir- .,,,- Ont-inuhh Ol the purchase money
tGES ~ @ The day d vale, tue residue in thtee
ri,h Ia bAuH ,o,, Al 4 credit Oi one, two and ehtee
FVdil b'A",i',IT the purchaser giving Ills bOnu4
yian f'-IF'.,,,I l.Afins interest from the DAY VI
Vllh 90 ffrI ymenls, Win tue option 70 Tue
We li NV M, Aiy " Rll VI said lhnus before ma
IN, The tic rrlanl uniIl lhC Iat Io-
tytdulll Ea'. n Of ". r. Campbell JOlning In the
DldltSf, w II, IN, lights u Mrs $, II. CainpbOIl
dvi la.nT buusr aud curlllcge a named In said
VIII. ..,.,,crrr At 10 o'clock AZ
sale TO "iIii en- bs sern at tho ShEriFG Once,
l3 I,n,, al Al any limc after pSSaSer \ 1879
bGs ..t. /, n,.iIOncd until SATURDAY,
1he I,g,yy iSyb I,yy j. u. CURTIS, s. D, e.
TtkEI,A,,@,n !. a. impression that wish TO have
hnl 'n' III, mistake Wish 70 correct.
H!rT '.lI to purchase will do me favor BY
pIlat wa. r. CAMPBELL
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Brief Printing.

Possessing large fonts Of new type and fine
book press We can print briefs In much
shorter time than is required in offices with
less ample facilities.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12

Trains leaving Columbus al ago 3. n. and a m =;
run daily Through Chicago express Leaves ColSmb,.
daly except SUNDAY, Gt $40 p. w. with EleeninV a.
ttaGhed, arriving In Chicago al ESQ next tlSTsIng
Ticket 0Hiee, Columbus, S"4"" Oepo1
PallIan'a Palace Drawing Room sletpipv Chr.
through Without change from Stelenyie III toiS,,.
paa % Cincinnati, Louisville, IndlanapOliS and 81
For through Tickets Baggage Checks, sleepIDv N,
.ecomnodstiens and any lIrthsr IniofnlatSn' univ
a 4 ~ b u ssEl,L IL Ticket Ascent 4 Isl
leketo hue, under McLuFe House, WheelInv. " wy
D. W. CALDWELL.
8. n. FELTON,, JE, DN'' W
". L. UPRiRN. ''sA0u'Su' "a.
mi. esn'l Pass and Ticke. Agent columbuu, o.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Blank Books.

We manufacture every description Of blank
book, from memorandum to blank ledger,
on the shortest notice.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Largest Assortment and Latest
Styles Of Type
THE BEST MACHINERY.
Mercantile Printing.

Our very large assortment q fancy type,
together with our improved job In sses, gives
us unsurpassed facilities for ri,,t, ng business
cards, circulars, letter heats bill heads,
checks, drafts envelopes, &c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Book Printing.

With large fonts of type, ranging In size
from Nonpareil TO Plea, the most perfect book
press and well appointed bIndery, we have
tacilitiesfo for this special class OF work possessed
by few offices in the West.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
Book Binding.

In connection with our establishment /. the
Book Binding and Blank Book mandatory
Of Mills, Frew & Co., one Of the finest IN
the State, being thoroughly fitted through.
out with ruling machinery. presses, paper.
cutters, numbering and paging machines,
We can now turn out every description Of
binding and ruling in the best style Of work.
manship, and with utmost promptncss.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12

Cuu,nring at 10 o'clock A, NJ. the following de-.
srisO property t.wiI A part NJ the lot numbered
~ d EpI aud ChapIlne's addition 10 the city Of
WA,tlinG, situated IN the corner west Of ChIpline
ttrts and nDIth Of ALLEY twenty, beginning nj The
saihtasI cotnrr Of said lat, thence running north
ibas the EASTERN boundary VI sid lot fifteen feet
ear Ur.lNanily IN line parallel with the southern
hahlifJ Of ald lot one hundred and twenty-five
III, htaW OliliWanlly with an alley htteeu feet,
ll,ntr ea,Sanlly "Hr huntlTed and twenty-five feet
VIII lht southern boundary Ol said lot TO the place d
lasbbg; being the same property conveyed 10 said
Ethirl' by James Campbell and wife by decd bear
h dle the 18th day 0' November, 1873, and recorded
b Clerk. Office II The County Court Of OhiJ eOln.
IT, Ia Dttl II uG NJ. 81, page III.
TlGNSOp SALE -hnc thousand dOllRFS Of The pur-
thiS npbty, ~ much nlUTe rs the purchaser may
fUl, 10 hlnl, the balance In two equal InstallmentS
Eyite sA and lNclvr months respectively after the
ds d ale with interest, the deferred pigments 10 h
stVes By d,el Il trust 0n the property sold. Tltlt
he''dS'L hnt selling rs trustee shall only eUu.
tymeA ltlIraS is vested in me by sud deed OF tluSl
IL J. u. EWING, Trustee.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
DIR. HENRY MOTIFS
FRENCH POWDERS

viii cure Diseases Of the Kidneys Gravel, elect, and
all Urinary Diseases, Nervous Debility, Los Of Nam
hSod, seminal Emission, Impotency caused BY IndS-
erection III YOUTH Excuses, dc. Female WeaEneaS or
Whites SctOtua, Syphilis In MI It's forms, and ali
Blood and Skin diseases speedily cured.
nB-G0NoRRHG:A CURED IN IS HOURS. ga
For sale IN Wheeling, West Virginia, by EDMUND
Boz KING tAg'n, Druggist, Odd Fellows Hall. Price
u PT bog. Rent by mall, secure from observation,
on receipt Of price. mold
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
W. u. IllLLER, Auction
fl'RUSTEE'S SALE.

Is virtue Of dFel Of trust made by Henry s.
Rhinl, and Mary v, his wife, TO me- dated the ?nd
NtCIdk Of the County Court VI Ohio county, West
Vrsul In lea N Trust Book NJ. 49, iOllOs sol aud
~ shall ,cll Al public auction u the highest hid
dH, ihr IHRt dor Of the court House Of said COun-
IL In the rity nj Wheeling MI TH
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12

counties Of tax and throwing the burden
upon the shoulders Of the people OF an
other portion. II. s. r.
clartsburg, February 10, 1870.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12
1us.ssr,s,.se.
DEPARTURE"

ssnsrsy t6st can 70 tspaa i issS lsia siS SS,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-02-12

n, ~. 70 os sGtuftay night hW no connection ior
P1Ill a' Palaces. Drawing Room and Sleeping Car
Close connections are made for all points South and
Southwest North aud Northwest, makinV MI deSi.
tahle route Tor coonlsts and persons moving 10 lie
great WesL and 10 whom particular attention Il Fyen.
WHEELING, PITTS. AND BALTIMORE DIV,
LNAte " 4, M n M
1riadelphA Accommodation,
Laafes wheeling 4. m. 800 D. M
Tickets 10 all principal points on ale Al be,ot'
Once open at all hour during the day.
Information 70 the travelling public cheerIuly given
,,n W: n: CLEMENTS, Mott.
~: DEVRIEs, Gsnl agent, Wheeling.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Many persons are puzzled to un-
derstand what the terms "fourpen-
NY" "sixpenny," and "tenpenny,"
means as applied to nails. "Four-
penny" means four pounds to the
thousand nails, or "sixpenny"
means six pounds to the thousand
and so on. 1t is an old English
term, and meant at first "ten
pound" nails (the thousand being
understood), but the old English
clipped it to "ten-pun," and from
that it degenerated until "penny'
was substituted for "pounds."-
When a thousand nails weigh less
than one pound they are called
tacls, brads, etc, and reckoned by
ounces.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29
No Smoking Here.

"You can't smoke in here" said
a John street conductor to a coun-
tryman, who was pulling at five
cent cigar in a car full of ladies.
The man did not seem to hear.
81 say" cried the man of the
bell punch, in louder key, "if you
want to smoke come out here on
the platform"
"All right" returned the pas
senger, as he stepped out. "Didn't
think nothin' bout that. Might
get ashes on their gowns and spile
'em."
at isn't so much that" explain
ed the conductor, "but ladies OBJ
ject to smoke"
"Well, didn't ask any on 'em
to smoke, did IL They needn't
object before they are invited"
"You don't understand. Smok-
ing is disagreeable to ladies.
"Best reason in the world why
they shouldn't practice it. Catch
me smoking if it was disagreeablc
to me-"
And he TRANQUILITY puffed away
at his five center.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29
Va, AICHIGAN WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 90, 1879

want you to do something for me
that's a good fellow"
"What is itY growled Jack,
who is the brother of the period.
"Why, you know that wig and
mustaohe you used at the theatri-
Gals 2"
"Well p
"Well, won't you just put them
on and go to the concert tonight.
Augustus and / will be there, and,
Jack, l want you to stare at me
the whole evening though your
glasses"
"Wbat! You want me to do
that!"
"Yes, and as we come out you
must stand in the door and try TO
slip me a note; and take care that
Gus sees you, too"
"Well, | declare !"
because, you see, Jack, Gus
likes me, | know; but then he j:
so awful slow, and he is well off
and lots of the other girls are after
him, and-and he's got to be hur
ried up a little, as it were"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29
An evolutionist defined his svs

An evolutionist defined his sys-
tenn to be ga change from an in
definite, incoherent heterogeneity,
through continuous differentia-
tons and integrations." KirlIman
the mathematician, translated this
into English as follows: "hvoIn'
ton is q change from a nohowish
untalllaboutable, all-alikeness, to q
somehowish and in-general-talka,
boutable not all-alikeness, by con
tinuous somethingelsilication anc
sticktogetherations."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

ave wish," says a Texas news
paper "that few of our citizens
could be permitted to live till they
died natural death, so as to show
the world what a magniiicently
healthy country Texas really is"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

He had an auburn haired girl
and promised to take her out rid
ing. She met him at door when
he drove up and exclaimed:-
"Hello9 Ready!" She misun-
derstood him; and they don't
speak now. Thus slang makes
another slap at loves young dream.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Chesterfield said, and thousands
echo the cry, that no one is ex-
cusable for being out of the fash
ion, but we'd like to know what the
deuce q man is to do who has mar
ried when blonds were the style!
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

"Ma,' observed n little child re-
flectively, one night, as the first
stars came out, "Don't you think
that when those stars twinkle that
way they must tickle the angels
feet Z"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

If the sun were not broiling and
the sand didn't get into the salad,
and the rocks were soft and smooth,
and there were no hornets, and
one hadn't to go three quarters of
q mile for water, what tame al
fair a picnic would be.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Father.-"But, Charlie, again l
see no Improvement in your marks y
Charley.-"Yes, papa, it is high
time that you had a serious talk
with the teacher, or else he'll keep
on that way forever"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

When young man with a small
salary proposes to one of the OPP
posite sex with n small amount OF
common sense, he generally re-
ceives her consent to starve her to
death.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Down in Maryland. there is
black man who is turning white.
Rockland can match it. The other
evening we saw white girl turn
red.-Rockland Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Heavy Merchant to Young Man.
-"You are now in my employ
since six weeks your requirements
are admirable; but what / adj
mire most is the punctuality with
which you come half an hour too
late every day."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

A gentleman in conversation said
that his dogs rated A 1. Shouldn't
they be rated K9?-Detroit Free
Press. Certainly, they 02B.-Bos-
ton journal of Commerce.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

An Irishman who had on very
ragged coat was asked of what
stuff it was made. "Bedad, | don't
know l think the most of it is
made Of fresh air."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

A young man who has recently
taken a wife, says that he did not
find it half so hard to get married
as he did to get furniture.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

"The man who laughs" is n ma
tive of Grinland.-New York News.
No he isn't. He comes from Snick-
ervile down in "Old Virginny."
New Brooklyn Weekly. And
says he is bound to Lafyette.-
Boston Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

An exchange has an article on
Chow to run a newspaper" This
should be read only by editors, as
every other person in the world
knows how a newspaper ought to
be run.-Oil City Derrick.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29
ADvEuTrsrrG RATES.

business Cards one year, one dollar for every
lne
Local Notices, ten cents per line each insertion.
and all notices continued Tor three months OF
longer, a discount of 25 per cent
Advertisements unaccompnnied by written OF
verbal directions will be published three months
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be.
foru expiration Of time, will be charged full rates.
Nopaper discontinued until all arrearages are
paid except al the option of the publisher
Transient advertisements must be paid in ad.
vance.
B-D- Terms, CASH. payable quarterly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

A senior one morning rather for
cibly exclaimed "Con-found it y
His chum coolly asked: "Who
lost ~ The senior does not use
that little expression any more
Yale Courant.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

Hoops are coming into fashion
again. Hoops are things to put
around women to keep them from
busting with NATURALIZATION
Independent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

A paper in the neighborhood
of Rochester advertises o church
pew for sale, commanding beau
tiful view Of nearly the whole con-
gregation."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

"Wbom can we trust!" is the
black type inquiry of an exchange,
1t is Of no consequence. "Whom
can wa in1uoo 20 t~~at NC q" ia the
soul agonizer.-New Haven Regis
ter.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

II care killed cat, care can
throw a boot-jack straighter than
most people.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1879-10-29

An Illinois woman has named
her baby "Pinafore." Probably
because she never. What ?
Well, comparatively seldom.-St.
Albans Advertiser.
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The brightest pictures one see
in chimney hooks are taken from
wood cuts.-Yonkers Gazette.
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A matchless story-one in which
there are no weddings.-Cincinnati
Saturday Night.
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Eyes are not eyes when cigar
smoke makes them water. This
is reliable.-Waterloo Observer.
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What is worse than a gossiping
woman! A gossiping man.
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