, 1879-03-28
PERSONALS,

Tho Widow Oliver IN almost as wicko1 as
tehe Ind asaociacd with lien Butler oil her life.
Mr.. Tannyson is writing II now play,-t
harmless amusement, ~ his ptnya arc nuye
played.
Ono Of tho mistakes Of Ese douhtleas wns
that she didn't take tho serpent for bigger Tia,
than Ell rofkins.
II h1r. Tafmago is compelled to 1aave Tho
pulpit, VIC predct mn exceedingly bright future foI
htD as pedestrian.
Cara Morris now saya that tho Chinese
must 70, md It lonks ns II Clara were bigger mar
'than Denny Kcnrncy.
1lay la $500 a ton In Leadvflo, and man
has to give mfno which assays $500 ton for d
drink with straw In IT,.
Tho rrincess Beatrice il aaitl to bo "tho
Flrl 1cft hch!na mo" In the case Of the Zulu.
aaYcr, Prince Nap1eon.
Tic Scotch laugh yociferoualy Mt Goueh'a
"jokea -" which Is further proof that tho Scotch
have no scnau Of lumos.
The negroes being out Of Tho why. 1t ia 10 bo
hoped that the southerners will c1pond lhoIr pow
der and bNeta Oh each other.
Mr.. Tilden may retort to Tammauy in tho
wel1-known language OF its late Hosa: t'What
pse you going to do about ltt'
Tho Dnkb OF Newcastle died bankrupt,
ind left hir heirs 81. 900, 600 ycnr o muat aavo
becn the President OF a savings hnnk.
Senator Don Cameron is building himself
anew house at Washington. DON ts said to be q
good deal dlsguatcd with tho old man..
Chan Pan Kwa. Alongo1inn, is locturing
In this country. Forbcarnncc, in connection With
th!a race, Will soon ccnac to be n virtue.
II A1r, Chills goes to New York wo may
look for m exciting struggle bcween him md 3[r.
llama ~ to which will write tho otllars obituary.
Little I}uttercup, in n atroling "Pinn-
FORE company III Indiana, got 20 dunk tho other
night that aha forgot everything else buttc:cups.
Capital punishment might be abolished in
the North. and, instead Of hanging them, conylct-
I'd murdercra might be sent TO Tcxas for term of
Que yenr.
A correspondent asks. "Wto III tho old
est inhabtant's" Dear sir, We do mot Intend to
rct into fuss Will. Ciarn Lou!sa Kellogg or any
0ther woman.
Why doesn't somebody say TINT W. II.Vnn.
terbilts tunnel Will l'e great bore, nnyhow.-De-
troit Fr<e I7rfss. II will be as great bore AZ
such "1okcs.'
Mr.. Prentice never nccepted tho $25,0Oo
offered him to bo a Confederate, and It wnaid,
therefore, 70 pretty hard With A1r Prentice wcro
he living to-day.
Gen. Leo surrendered to Gen. Grant, but
ltwas good while AGO. and besides It looks now
us II Gen. urant might Just ~ well hare sur
rendered to Gen. Lee.
Au exchange saya that n walking matol on
Et!lts would bo novelty. II wonld indeed, and,
bestdca, there would be on encouraging chance Of
tue contestants breaking their ,.ccks,
If tho foo1-killor loyes shining mark. Let
him ff Nntt .1ntSav Hintk "A ,ur.4
onwn there bet Ills house, Int ant ait he possessed
On O'Lcary in tho recent walking match.
11r. Ti'deu hns just sold BONO shares OF.
elevated rai1road stock at mn Immense uro6t
md tho ''barI" ts fairly running over. Wo do
not thtuk Mr. Tidcn ~ ton old to bo 1resldcnt.
Mrs. Oliver is proved ly Mr.. Oliver, who
knows oil about It, 10 havo hcen n bad woman long
before ahc ever met Mr. Cnn,eson; whereas tho
ardent sluon supposed he was making conqucst.
According to a reliable exchange tho quos-
tlon Inns alrendy arisen between fhc Dnko pt Con.
nau9ht and Ills lovely bride, ''N ch is the bIgrest
gun. tlie young man's mother or tho young lady's
nnclof' r..
JoRqnin Ni1er's former wifo writes to him
ssying that their daughter Maud l,ns gone, fsom
necessity. upon tho ballet stacc, md TINT ho aruht
to know ''the dangers to grlis Innocence III sucl,
aplace.'
NlAlA 44pE9Ih ~ IHAsuu3 lHs1L u01u IIAtE
fhon!l "go for" tho hcathen Chlucc. Hasn't Miss
Morris too many ltons in tho 1rc, 40 to spenky Tho
editor Of tue Dramatic .Sems hus not bccn attended
10 oas yet.
In tho opinion Of the Dntralo lErpress tho
nun who would have anything to DO Will, euch a i.
solan I'd Mrs. Oliver, except 10 tnke shovel md
lift her out Of the window, dcscsyes mt tho A!isAt
cat charity,
ME. 1flden, 1t il said, ia too old to be
President. bnt Mr.. Ts!den, In rcply, tztnmphuntly
cites the case of Eimon Cameron M proving that
teaplo often have erroneous lleas OF an old mnn'.
capabilities.
Toxaa papers declare TINT ii is fo1ly to
rhteh muraerers in Texas and 70 10 Tho expense OF
tr>ing thom. becauss they arc Invariably tnrslcd
Ionse ty The Jurors. They lynch horsc thief on
The spot. howuyer.
The President 10 sail to 10 worry fooble M
to backbone. Ills last message Congress, which
was dozen lines long snl written entirely by
h!nselt, must haye bocn u very spYcre strafn on
thls spinul column.
Miss Dickie I4ingsrd has dropped tl,a libel
ea!t which SHE brought against tlIo DttIgeport
Conn., Standard. which criticised her stags Dur.
'ornancee. She couldn't prove that she was an
Actress, We suppose.
Chelmsford, according 10 nil acconnts, Aas
Monacscd terribly In his campaign against tho
1a'as. Gen. Mcclellan, oYch, would have been O |
eettcr nn IN Ills place; that Ia, II tI.eru arc gun.
boats in South Africa.
Tho Now York UefnM speaks Of tho ANGEL
titbE1el's farewell engagement. This Il adyertts.
lha Il rather early perhaps and. by tho way, I'M.
asceasary, for. as cveryhudy will be there, It IL
"'aud to bo a aucccs1 anyway. |
Ex-senator Chr!stiancy has takan will, him
10 Peru his son. boy of ii, Win Will be ll,a prl.