The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-05-01
FACTS AND FANCIES.
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Lean down aud kiss me, o my love, my own,
The day is near when tiny fond heart win miss
When Ger m = low green bed With bitter moan
Thou wilt Lea down, but can not clasp or KISS
me
How strange it is that I. 50 wing thee, ..-
And knoEins we must part eieH'lee 'O-l'0'-
Comfort ind thinking how great viii IS
Thy lonely desOlatiOn and thy sOriOW-
and then, aud then, o mine own other part,
Why should 1 srudgs thee some surcease o
! Eeepingg
Why can not rel oics that in thy heagt
/ Sweet love viii bloom again when am siee ping
Nay-rnake no promise. I would place DO ran
| Thou hast most truly loved me like man,
| And ike man, thon wilt forget me-
| Nhv should care-so near the isfinite;
Why should 1 care that thou wilt cease to mi Is
sh. eod, these earthly ties are knit--so tight.
! Quick, quick, lean lower, o my love- and klfs
THE police of New York are being
vaccinated. But whats the use of 1t;
ts.sS never catch anything.
A WESTERN paper reports the diseov~
ery of ricn vein OF lead IN kentucky.
In the body of oat@ot Kentucky Judges
pr0bab Y.
TIE young men at the Academy who
go out between acts probably go o1S
for an opera glass.-HerGlu Z. I.
Wrong, MIR. P. I tl5N~ probably go out
<Or their rye glass
THE Jury that held an inquest over
the body of a man frozen to death
brought in 3 verdict " that the thermOm-
eter wss guilty of murder in the first
degree below Zero"
Ir doesn't seem possible, but in few
days she will pin q nice little apple
blossom in your buttOnhole, and you
will be unable to tell for the lie of you
which blush you most admire.
THE Adventists have fixed July 1lth
as the last dayO this world. This viii
give auti-Murphyites time to get over
their Fourth of July drunk and don a
clean shirt. the Adveptists are mighty
thoughtful
WHEn the mild spring days come, il
they ever should, look out for the snowy
thirty-five dollar baby carriage pushed
along the sidewalk by bsdraggled look
ing mother who hasn't had square
meal all winter.
"SEE here" said an eccentric old man
to an Office boy who had brought doc
tors bill to him. "See here; tell your
master that I'll pay him for the items
of medicine charged in this bill, but, as
for the visits, why-Tu return them
IwANr to be a walker,
Yes that is now the thing,
I want t. get my muscle up,
And sail around the ring.
want to gin a champion bet
and make the people talk;
want to hear the fellows shout
"Jerusalem, can't she walkl"
want 20 best 'LEary,
And wear the victOr's smile
For walking Is, understand
The latest female style.
THERE is Fumbledum. Nobody but
himself knows the anguish that man
suffers Aud all along of his modesty,
too! Why, frequently in the horse cars
he has been kept from getting up and
giving his seat to some tired-lOoking
lady by this same mOdesty.
4 SHOEMAKER in Wales, charged with
eaving his wife on the parish, was re-
Gently hunted up byan officer, and found
in a miserable hovel on the top of
mountain, surrounded by an army OF
trained rats, which valiantly defended
his castle and drove the officers away.
WE never-there, now, don't be afraid,
it isn't that pinafore gag-as we were
saying, we never met with woman yet
that would yield point without reluc-
tance. We overheard one Temarking to
her husband an evening or two ago:
% NJ dear, I always strive to please you
in everything 4" " What said he,
q slwavs ?" Well - sometimes al
WAYS !" she retur aed. - Yo lkers Ga
zette.
IT is impossible not to be struck by
the originality and cleverness of the
Spanish gypsies, even in their vices.
A gypsy man was recently st confession
one day and, while ne was cOniessing, he
spied in the monks habit silver snuff
box, and stole it. % Father" he said
" l accuse myself o. hav-
ing stolen silver snuff box" I" Then,
NV son, you must certainly restore it."
8. VIII you have il, yourself, my faith
er?" al Certainly not, my son."
n The fact is" proceeded the gypsy,
u that have offered it to the owner and
be has refused it" "Then you can keep
It with a good conscience" answered
h, forIer