The Russellville Democrat., 1879-11-27
THE LANGUAGE OF THE NOSE.

her backbone soldered lately.
 THE LANGUAGE OF THE NOSE
 Lightly striking it with the right fore away from me or I'll holler. Turning it up-I can't help it; it grew that way. -Wringing it with thumb and finger | NV heart is broked, ad Ibe god code i'd by ed. @@HE& \ $&aa& & Sn SHE'S POOLING THEE.
 The other day, at a Cincinnati wed- ding, the organist occupied the time be- fore the comingof the bride and groom by playing various voluntaries, and just before they arrived at the church7door he thoughtlessly struck up Trust pshe CT not, she's foolings sthee"s& sa AS sA haA ssl
 GRANDFATHER's. 's.acLocK.~4~~w~-s-u-
 The author of "Grandfather's Clock" is at last meeting his punishment. One of his daughters, not able to, stand the tick any longer, stopped short before clergyman with runaway. young man, promised never to go single any more, and the old man nearly died.-Loclport Union. - fs s-,..- -..s'.
 THE DoUGH-PATED MAN.
 An exchange says: Ut is the dough- pated man who wears a yellow tie that whistles in the street ears" We can't say as we ever heerd a yellow tie whistle in the street cars or anywhere else. Our cotemporary evidedtly alludes to some mystic tie.-Erchange. sfsq ar ..s
 THE TRUTH. 7 O.
 London Truth says that our ancestors were satisfied with washing only their hands and their faces; that Louis XIV, of France took only one bath in his life; that Louis X1IIis not recorded as hav- ing ever taken any, and that Mime. de Longueville, with her dirty clothes, smelt sour s
 THUMPED HEARTS. st t.s5..s G.
 One of our Boston preachers said, Sunday afternoon: "The little good any of us can do must be. done with our hearts humping against the hearts or our fellow-men." And every young woman in church looked at every other young woman and smiled approvingly. -Boston Transcript.
 CHLoRoFoRNED.
 Miss Miller, of Ferris, Texas, chloro- formed her dogs and eloped with the young man whom her father had for bidden the premises. The probabilities are that about year hence she will con clude that her life would have been less miserable if she had chloroformed the young man and eloped with the dogs Gdlary. sisr-
 cUcUMBERs HISTORY.
 A London scientific journal says the cucumber is known to have been eulti- vated for more than three thousand years-that it was extensively grown in ancient Egypt. Perhaps it was the cu- cumber and not the asp that Cleopatra took to her bosom with fatal results. We always did doubt that snake story.- Norristoun Herald er i'rR F.af
 ROCKED IN THE CRADLE.
 He was new man in the big music store. She was delicate blonde. She entered, and, timidly approaching the young man, said: Have you Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep?'" He an swered, with slight blush and some hesitation, gazing far away toward the horizon, "Well, really couldn't say-I must have been very young at the time if have. ."-Revieac
 ITS ALLOY. ..
 A yender of cheap jewelry was knock ed down by an Irishman the other night, and at slce brought action against his assailant. The defendant protest ed be- fore court that the agent had called him a liar. The latter swore positively that he used no offensive language. Upon being asked to give the agents exact words, the Irishman said: "He tried to sell me an ould ring, yer honor. and 1 tould him it was brass. He then turned round to another man, and sez: Its alloy" The defendant was diseharged Utica Obserrer tuDtTr,tt2i
 HERR FALK's method for the photo-' decoration of metals, consists in coating the metallic surface with photographic film which is then exposed under transparent positive; by this arrangement the parts lying beneath the dark places of the positive are not affected by the light, and are consequently capable of being etched. With curved surfaces print taken in fatty ink on paper by a method is transferred to the metal, and all the parts covered with the ink are by this means protected from the etching It is peculiarity of this process that the etching fluid colors all the etched places black, and this adds considerably to the effect of the whole. 
 Cheese Pastry.-In the preparation of this pastry use two ounces of flour, two ounces of butter, the yolk of an egg, a few drops of lemon juice, little pepper and salt and grain of cayenne. Mix the flour. cheese and butter well together add the pepper and salt, the yellow of one egg and a few drops of lemon juice Knead together without using water Roll it out thinly on a fioured board and cut 1t into small biscuits. This can be made in large quantities, as it will keep for Q month at time. Always heat be- fore serving Bake when rolled out and and put in hot oven for about four minutes. ..t. ..,
 Keramic Insanity. .,,4,
 Boston Transcript ,Ts
 At recent sale in London, pair of China jars, enameled with birds and fiowers--sweet, pretty things-brought $2,22l. But while the keramie craze, still continues, though that is moderat-, ing, it is gratifying to note that some of the absurd collecting manias are subsid- ing. Alta coin and medal sale in Boston this week the prices were very Iowa Charles II. farthing bringing only 60 cents, Charles l. farthing 30 cents, half penny of l775 5 cents, and other and rarer coins and medals were knock ed down at insignificant prices. Cur