, 1879-04-25
PERSONALS,

Tho tran,ps aro beginning to arply for sit
uatlons a. coachmcn.
Gsn. 11azon n,nst challongo Rowoll, Tho
English runner, for tho bolt.
1Qo nra nuro Alr. 4ray Ia not from Texas.
lie doesn't shoot woii onongh.
Tho Theatre II n sinfnl place. No preacher
In tho pulpit has ever been shot nt.
Mccullough. md Darrott hnro heard Of
Hootli's "luck. and they arc juat dying Of envy.
Tho Detnoosas'o; pross nppears to regard
tho negro emigration rs n great Northern out.
rage.
Murphy IN In kanaas. liz must look ont
for potato.bugs in tia. State. They arc fond Of
Murphys.
Mr.. OLeary, ,vo learn, ia about to oslnb-
list. school for runners. Gen. f1azcn should be
Its Principal.
Speaking Of Mark Grny. wo aro Of tue
opinion TINT lin cnrric would have bccn better
mnn In Ills place.
MIR. Ta1n,ago Is n temperance man. The
brooklyn Unlon.hrpat tells ns when tho vino IL
in Do Wilt is nut.
Komark Of lie nnxious parent: Bo good
ltttlo boy, MIR Fon. or yon mar grow up to be
BROOKLYN preacher.
Mr.. Edison advises us to got rid Of our
Ras.stocks. uocs Nfr. Ellison think we prefer
tary 10 electric lights!
Havo VIC m Nhilist among lis? If Mr..
f'say Is not m Nh1tst, how arc we 10 account tor
his shooting 80 badly!
MIR. Blackburn Is convinced that prasae
from Tho editor Of tho Oklahoma Southern Stales Il
worae than q kick from mule.
d Oairo pnpor speaks Of Robson and
Crane ''ln tho two dromcaasEes." Dns thcY
shouldn't get their baeks up about II.
Two sons of Jem Mace arc ministers of
tho Gospel. They don't fight ns ehc old man used
to-. Their light is only tho good light.
If Nr. Talmage is acquitted Of the charge
Of fa1sehood and deceit. l,e will 10 disqualified Is
Brooklyn Presbyterian proachor, Judging BY tho
Pfosbytcry.
This Ia far better than being robbed Of q
Jewel Of great prlcc. Or writing 4 iestcr on tho
Chinese question; yen better tllan doxen nozas.-
Edrla Booth.
According 10 tho New York HtruM, The
hest way to ihrow dcc Is to throw them away.
We would rather throw five aces, however, and
take the pot.
Whitelaw Rosd hns brokou forth in atro
cions toggc.el. and the country nlonrns with great
bitterness Of spirit because lu did not accept thu
ucrnlan Mission.
Julia Parker, me- Smith, in old enough to
be grandmother, Init, rs she must depend on her
own efforts to establish such relationship VIC arc
afraid Itls too Into.
Lord Chelmsford has become 30 reckless
nntcE tho singing censurc which his defeats re-
Gently provoked tint he is actually doing sosne
tolcrab]y able lighting.
After the bat.lo OF Shiloh Gen. ITnzon was
missing, and 1t was fenrod he was killed. hnt for
tnnatcy 1t turned out that e was missing Just bu-
foro .ho battle. ami his Ifo was therefore aaycd.
The ambitious young man nowadays
doesn't fuol nwny his tinc In learning trndc.
lie learns low to taku Of horscs. go rs 10 BE-.
conc coachnlan aud marry Ills wealthy employ
cr'a daughter.
David Davis, iu the hurry Of tue moment
the other day, ulc'scd Alexander Stephens up for
canc but hearing the supposed walking stick
EplHtter somcth!ng nnoat State rlghte, to discoy.
cred his mistake.
1fit was Mr. Gsay's intention to kill of
wrong place, md contemplated licrrulean task.
lilo couldn't kI'om Oft In ton years constant shoot
Ing With Ga.ltnG enn.
It Is said abroad that tho Czur is haunted
by pcrpotua! fear Of hoing assassinatcd. Every
Nihilissa tacrc Ia an aggrayaton Of these forcbot
3ngs aud anxetcs. Then he has domestic dist.
grecmonts for Il sa.d that tho heir 10 to throne
holds yeEy different Views from his father, which
may be summarized by saylnR that tho Czarowitci
Is In favor Of giving the puoplo moro liberty and
responsibility. whilst tho Czar would alhe1o to tic
old form Of government.