The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-09-12

THE BRIGHT SIDE
As 1t Appears Polished Up by Our Coed
HumOred Exchanges.

ment of Boston hootbRck.
A cold wave-Putting aside an ice
question: Hackens;ecE Republican
Mixed Naturalization donkey
angine, to determine its horsepower
London Punch.
The architects OF boarding-house coffee
20 in too much for ground plans Des
Mones Register.
The flower named bachelors button"
IS 50 called because it rs apt to fall OIL
New Orleans Pieayune.
''Haye YOU mother-in-law 7" asked a
man of diseonsolate looking person.
No" he replied, "but | have father in
all. - Albany Journal
MY pleasure is two-fold," said aheart-
.ess Young man who was counting two
iris at once. Two fooled, he meant
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
The composer Of "Pinatore" is in Ger
many. Mr.. Bismarck, there is tide
n the affairs of men" etc. Do you see
your chance 2 Boston Post.
Some people seem to think that it is
With religion as with oysters-it is only
to be enjoyed during the months with an
''r' in them New York Mail.
No matter how bad and destructive a
boy may be, he never becomes so degrad-
i or lose his self respect sufficiently as to
nrow mud on circus poster N. Y.
star.
Touchingly picturesque, tenderly sug-
.cstiye, and bewitchingly piquant is
bout the language to be employed i'll
,escribing the new fal{ bonnet Water
90 Observer.
Shakespeare never repeated. There
was gifted boy in Kentucky last week
Who resemblcd the immortal bard in this
particular He thoughtlessly twisted a
mules ttil.-[ Isl, Louis Tmes-Journal,
A carpet dealer in Burlington adver-
ses new Brussels carpets that can't be
Heat." That's the kind we want at our
Iouse. Send us half dozen; you may
aep the change. Burlington Hawkeye.
Gold from Europe continues to arrive
here in such large quantities that our
5Oung men can now own two sets OF brass
,leevebuttons without being considered
sxtravagant - Philadelphia Chronicle
Herald.
A lame boy may be able to climb a
,,reased pole az well as an athletic school
oy. hut if You wish an crrand done
Ipickly, you'd better send the boy that
las to walk with crnbehes.- - New York
Express.
''Can there he happiness where there is
no love?' Solemnly queries an author in
book on marriage Not much happi-
1oss, perhaps but if the girl is awfuly
''ch there can he lots of fun Rockland
Courier.
Correspondept-"WiA the editor please
nform me where my family can 60 on
-undays and he cool and comfortable
without danger of being crowded?'
Answer by the Rochester Democrat: Go
~ Church.
When filling cavity dentists some
lines place dam in the patients mouth.
When tooth is being extracted, the dem
list is relieved of that duty. The patient
supplies all that are required. - Boston
Transcript.
There is a plaintive poem going the
r,unds entitled ''rhe Old Garden Gate. -
What i, the Use OF blubbering over the
i'd garden gate? 1t is the front gate
hat has to stand the strain Cincinnati
|aturday Night,
We know n girl who will wrestle with
croquct mallet in the hot sun for hours
nd not complain. But just ask her to
hold on to the wooden end of a broom
or few minutes and she'll have fit
--[Stillwater Lumberman.
A teacher defined conscience as ''some.
hing within you that tells when you
nave done wrong" "I had il once
poke up a young towhead of six sum
mers, "but they had TO send for the doc
Or Binghatnton Republican.
"1f Lincoln had not died." exclaimed
a political orator. "What would he have
been today? "Alive," sadly venturec
timid-looking man ON back seat, anC
the tide Of eloquance was momentarily
checked Burlington Hawkeye.
Economical: Young Wife (shopping
-'Tm giving a small dinner tomorrow
md shall want some lamb" Butcher
Yes, m; forequarter o lamb, m?
Young Wife-"Well, ! think three qual
rs will be enoughH'-[ London Punch
A great many morally inclined busi
ness men will tell you that the people Q
today are not as honest as they were i
their time, but they'll shove bogusqual
Ter on a near-si GIFTED man just as quick q
- man Of more modern make - Elmir
Gazette.
Prof. Wilder says: IF you are choket
get down upon all fours and cough" Oh
yes, Professor Wilder, that is all we
enough, but suppose yon have only ju
stolen a. horse, and you are being choke
by party of Texas Regulators Blu
lington Hawkeye.
Teacher, to boy who has to be co
rected frequently: Can yeu tell m
where the Blue Ridge isw Boy (ru
biug his shoulder): mo, but | can te
YOU where the blaek-and-blue ridge Is