Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1879-09-23

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- Another boarding. house busted up. zee "
Safd ia venerable Detroit landlady as she
eaiu uown ner paper. "Well, IL must have been
r .,,n,s on the table That's what bank
hoar1ars s ora , ouS OF ten, and even then the
,or are crying hash and complaining OF
ttwentr e us Wv 1 Jun boarding house for
1men.. -eNo ears ar 10 made money and heard
i i,o Iarp low old do IL? Why, it's all
IA piannlhg FOR instance, a neck-piece OF
mutton can pe cut 10 look like a rib roast and a
niue extra IRE MAKE III Just as Cnder Iayd
saNe you. I've been communicated thousand
times on my selection OF choice spring lamb
when the meat was mutton four years old. ana
the toughest part at hiatt The idea or spring
chicken on boarding house table is absurd
aye. almost wicked. In my palmy DAYS
couid take tough odd hen pound the body
WIN Tie potato-madher for ten minutes, and
set pelore my boardefs feast 10 make every
near1 sad. Now III venture that there
aren't ten landiadied In the city tina, can bake
pcs heau and slice OF the meat In a man
ne' 10 make every body believe that he has the
cholcesl cut I'D pigs body, and It's a wonder
10 ne mat there aren't more failures Lots OF
ianolaoies pIy NICE fresh butter, ana thus
tempt man 10 eat five or six biscuits or half a
.oai OF Dread Nhaf economy. / always had
my nice putef on IMP table at breakfast. when
We LAD lltt!e cut cast, and the boarders got
a Te OF o'a butter the ouher two meals. IL is
on III Tue plahnlnG-4ll la the planning. / used
y, nae peetSteak eIdry morning. Three MORN
InSS III ire week bought Sirloin, which Is very
hlce, you know, and the other four mornings
pou6h. necN- pieces and rubbed ID. ase-knfves
over the gilndstone Give boarder a sharp
Mile anu tougn ST PAX. and he ii never make
acchlplalht.neVer lie IL put the blame On his
tetlb. ana tue more STEAK he leaves on hts
pIaie ne more raoDlt pie you have Tor dinner"
IDetrOft Free Press.
CURE FOUND = Or MENBRASEoUs CRorP.
Inc rams correspondent Oh the y. 4. Tribune
writes
"a piece NJ good nhws Tor mothers: DIR. Boil
Chef, experimenting on a newly discovered
phaimaceutfc vegetable product or Brazil, the
Juice or tie caffca papaya has aSceI tanned that
III OtsSoNeS The false membranes which OBJ
suuct the throat OF a patient suffering from
Group This Substar ce Is used in Brazil TO give
leEdernesS 10 very fresh meat. Intestinal
worms plunged into solution OF II are soon i,
Ieoncedt 10 PUPPY consistency. The famous
saNant Wurtz has lalyzed Dr. Bouchet's new
feHeuy Tor the terrible malady which robbed
queen Victoria last winter OF her most inter-
esung daughter the Princess Alice.r
GRANT AID HIS Fl RyFIsGER.-As character
lStic anecdotes OF General Grant Will be all the
go 1or tie DeXt few weeks the Post has, with its
usual enterprise and al gigantic EXPENSE, Sc.
cured the following Incident, which we can
Solemnly assure our headers has been hereto.
lore uhpubilshed. Turing the terrible artillery
duel, winch resulted In the confederates falling
pack AFTER the third days fight at Fredericks-
purg, the 2lGth OhloS. under Colonel Fluke McCi,.
ger, were thrice repulsed while endeavoring to
cdptufe an important position, and finally re-
treated, much DISTRESSED by a decimating fire
olrected ct them froHl CORPS az sharpshooters
amouShed In piece df woods. Just at this Juno.
tuie ITanl galloped ny With his stan, and taking
IN LIE cflllcal condlt on AT once, he rode To the
front OF the faltering men and pointed with his
Ilnser al tDe rebel e9TthworkS. Before he could
speak, however, the whistle of a buller vas
Lealo, and his hnCer disappeared. Without
MoVlDg muscle Grant extended the second
Hnger on MS right hand and said quietly, I've
InusI nave mat ridge boys; try again" II is
needless to add that THE bows did try again and
this time carried thd position with rnsh' A9
tDey uaSneQ up the slope surgeon hurried up
and said: "Shall dress your hand General d,
On, guess IL ISN'T necessary said Grant,
with an indescrfbafle wink NV fincer Isn't
gone. merely shut IL in against the palm In
this manner It's an Did trick learned AT school
mats ALL" And leI rode OF. Thus tt Is seen
how presence OF mimi fertility of resource. Sc
@c.-lSGn Francisco Post, Sept. Is.