The Osceola times., 1879-03-29
ALL SORTS.
DOT note-s0.e.


Due as you wish to be dunned by.
A scientific club--the boomerang.
A man who works with a villa
lawyer.
How is it that hot furnace is always
coaledH
Crate sympathy-that given to jail
criminals.
An early crop of organ grinders is
inevitable.
The latest out-the boy who is "kept
alter SCHOOL,
The beginning of an end-the stump
of dogs tail.
An anonymous article-a baby before
it's christened.
To the tramp, home is where the hash
is- Picsyune.
Mince pie is no baseless fabric of a
DREAM Picsyune.
The more whisky straight man takes
the more crooked he becomes.
She wruns her hands and tore her hair,
With feelinl not benign,
And when up-bfsided BY her friends,
Exclaimed, THIS hair Is ninel
No matter what rank vegetables may
attain, the cabbage will always be a
head.
Women may become lawyers, but
women cannot sit on juries They could
never agree.
Nature writes the best spring poetry
on green leaves, illustrated with flowers.
-lPicayune.
A happy mother OF male twins enthu.
siasticslly refers to her treasures as her
"sweet boy and boy"
Music has charms to soothe theIssvage.
This is why we occasionally nee dog
with brass band around his neck.
Who did the plow share with 2-[ New
York Express. Well, it divided its fur.
rows pretty evenly all around the lo..
Simple pity amt much better to a
person than an insult but to pity him
with five dolloi bill is Dizziness. II,
Billings.
An Ohio man had his neck broken
while trying to break a colt The safest
way TO break a. colt II to hire one OF your
creditors to do it.
Tee proprietor of bone factory an
nounces that persons leaving their bones
with him can have them ground at short
notice. - Picsyune.
Safety at Sea-" is the title Of an err
ticlc in the New York Express. But
it's impossible for many people to get
up to c. Picayune.
The womtn are walking away from
the wash-tub.-[ New YORK Commercial
Advertiser. Let us soap they will sud
denly return to it, Albany Argus.
lis an easy tn ng 10 sing for spring,
When the air Is calm and breezy
ms sntzy thing Of spring TO sing,
when your own head 10 wheezy.
First Swell" Look here, Fred, you
shouldn't wear so many big diamonds.
It's swiully bad form" Second Swell
BLESS your soul, dear boy, they amt
real
Mother is all the time telling me
not 10 holt my food" said the IN ali boy,
"and now she's gone and bolted up the
cupboard that has all the company vic.
tuals
The ice men are going around saying
the ice is 30 thick they cannot cut il
without being put to a great deal of ex-
pense, consequently ice will be dear
next summer
The dryest place in this country is
Greeley, Col. The region around has to
be irrirsted for crops, and the men in
town have no saloons to call on when
their crops are parched
Suggestion for 80 srtist-Cupid asking
bis mother not 70 tie the handkerchiei
over his eyes go tightly this year-he
made 80 many fearful mistakes last
season. New York News.
A poet named Wells thus exuberates
In the New York Mail:
Ian glad. am glad
i am giai that the sum ner Is comif z sgdr.
With i:s sunshiny days and lie shosers OF rain I
OF course. Wells have now a chance TO
get full.
Mamma" said a little boy to his
mother in = railway carriage, "littIe
children-quite little children--only paw
halt price, do they?'' "Yss. dear.
Whyr : Bsosase. mamma, What j
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