The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-10-20
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Going out with the tied-a wedding
party leaving the church.
Charity covereth multitude of churcl
lOtteries.-[W Whitehall Times.
Speaking of nautical terms was Noah's
wife his first mate?-[ Waterloo Ob
aerver.
Upon a modest grave-stone in Vim
eennes Cemetery appears the plaintiv'
legend: "His neighbor played the cor
net"
The Syracuse Courier has two-col
ann account of a rising young man
What did he sit down on?- Waterloo Oh
server.
Debts, unless watched, will accumulate
die old clothes, but unlike old clo', they
can't be given away Fond du Lac Re
porter.
Kisses are the right kind of smacks tC
sail down the stream of life with, al
though taking bus is not bad White
hall Times.
III should like to see that gold mine,
said Smythekins, as he watched them
counting quarter-eagles in the Treasury
II New York Mail.
A hotelkeeper may entertain angek
anawares, but they must have baggage OF
pay in advance to meet the rules Of the
house. New Orleans Picayune.
"Prisoner, were you not afraid to take
that money from your employers till
you, mere child in years%' "Oh, yes
ir; I was afraid I'd be cotched."
Annie Louise Cary made $4,000 last
year. Considering that she is neither a
pedestrian, nor a plumber, nor Tai
mage, this is doing very well.-[ Albany
Journal.
Disturbed parent and his five-ycar-old
--"See here, sonny, what did your
mother tell YOU" "She told me not to
Jump" ''What makes you jump, then I"
II didn't hear her"
The artist who gives birth to such ex-
quisite creations may not be able to tie
Ms neckcloth nearly so well as Augustus,
who in his turn can do nothing else
Boston Transcript.
Teacher: Feminine of friar?" First
bright boy: Hasn't any" Teacher:
"Next." Second bright boy: Nun"
Teacher: "That's right" First bright
boy Indignantly calculates: That's just
what | said"
We shall never feel perfectly satisfied
~ith the theatrical resources Of the coun-
Try until Mrs. Clara. Morris takes tour
Of the South and tackles stranger at
some railroad station III Georgia. At
lanta Constitution.
"Death of Prelate," wrote the editor
Of the Winnipeg Times in announcing
the end OF bishops life, but the com
positor made it Death Of a Pirate" and
all the mirthful press of Manitoba hold
their hips with laughter.
The st. Louis Times says; ut is fash
ionable to ridicule women because they re
afraid of mice, and yet we say unto young
men contemplating matrimony beware of
the woman who isn't afraid of mouse;
such women are dangerous"
Conclusion of the Atlanta Constitution
after reading the criticisms on Bouci-
cault's new play: New York dramatists
have to sit down on their plays to keep
Dion from grabbing them. That's the
hind of Shakespeare he is"
M. Prudhomme reads in his newspaper
the details of horrible crime committed
by policeman who cut his victim into
sixty; five pieces. "And yet" he MUIR
murs, "they dare say that this republican
system is the one which divides US the
least"
Mother Johnny, why do you look 50
down-hearted?' Johnny-"Coz | havn't
got no luck. Jim Woodhead was the last
IN the class, and I'd a worked myself ur
to the last hut one, and now Jimmy,
died to-day, and ! am the last again
Boo-hooW
A New Jersey boy on the school-shir
1T. Mary, in writing home, says: "There
are three things boy wants as soon as
he gets to sea-first, to get home; second
good, square meal, and third, to get hi,
fingers on the fellow who wrote Jack
Harkaway.'"
The Chicago cigar-makers are going tc
strike. If they could only strike some
way to get three cents worth of good to.
bacco in tiftcen-cent cigar they would
have the undivided 'sympathies and sup.
port of united public sentiment
Burlington Hawkeye.
"Thomas J. Griffith, of Utica, is said
TO own the first greenback issued by the
United States Government. He has re.
fused an offer of 500 for it." If it is q
$1,000 gRenback he is sensible; but if il
Is a 81 bill Thomas has lowered himself
In our est nation Rome Sentinel.
1t is claimed that Col. IngersolPs new
party has already membership of 50O,.
BOO. Well. this is probably fact
Count them now. There is Col Inger
soil, that is one; now if some gentleman
will kindly call off the names Of the 9th
srs while we keep tally Burlington
Hawkeye.
A little girl passing the Washington
statue, lately, asked lady with her j
Washington was buried there. No.
said the lady. "Where is he buried?'
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