The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-24
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hoy III Iii. rsasmatc, whom hr saw
cominc unt 81 the house with tears IN
hss eyes. "l'vr bc~n cltasin' = birch.
rod 'rcnnd my father" wAs tile snarl.
ing reply.
A nALp.nEApEp professor. rrprosing
youth for the exercise of lis fists.
said We fight with our heads at this
college, The Young man reflected
few moments and tl.en replied: All.
7 sec; and you bnttea all your hair on"
A broom HANDLE factory is 10 bc
started al Dutton, Ohio. Dntton Inns.
hands must rc pretty bal lot. II they
| did not remain ont 10 late ii night.
broom. m.handlc factory in Dntt. u would
not he necessary. Norristonn Her.
all.
A TEACHER, cndcavoring 10 familiar.
iYr little girl with the various conn.
tries OF the Western hemispllerc, with
little evidence of success, finally asked:
III l we're To horc hole through thu
earth. and yon were 10 90 through At
this end. where would you come onty
Come outgs replied the child; why.
I'd come out Of the hole. miss!"
A ynrNa gentleman from 1T. Louis
was walking along the shore of Lake
Michigan with Chicago girl, when he
saw on the sands what he supposed to
lc y devil fish, with its long tentacl.a
spread out upon the submerged soil "
| illinois. He was awakened from his
dream by the young lady, who said Il
have just dropped my glove, 50.
Louis Eelabiican.
/ WHEN young man has learned to
watt" says y writer IN the Boston
Journal, Tho has mastered the hardest
lesson" Indeed hc hAs, and tins truth
Is particularly applicable whom the
young man has called to take his girl
riding, and she keeps hin, waiting two
SOLE, hours whilc shc "ilxesnp.' Keeps
him waiting in the stable with team
which costs him II nm hour. kocktdnd
Courier.
| HE IL n very small boy, just beyond
the limits Of bahyhood. His prcco-
cionsness IL well recognized hy those
that know him. aud sometimes people
try to corner him in Y logical way. Tho
other ,lay some one took him mp aud
asked him il hc was papa's boy. liz
answered yes. Are yon mammals boy
,oo?a Yes replied Charley. "Wcll
how can ,on bc papa's boy and mann.
mas hoy ut tho sane timer" was asked
him. "Oh,' replied Charley, indificr.
entity, "eant wagon have two horses \
That settled his l,,cstsoncr.
.HEnE we have u great Egyptian
wonder, captured In the wilds Of South
Africa, with loss II 5000 men and ~
expenditure az $4,000. 900 of treasure!
exclaimed tho Snowman, sl,aking his
whip in threatening manner at I
stuffed hide In glass case. Don't 81
too close" said mother - \ son, 4
might scize yon.' Have ne fears
madam, for the safety Of your offspring,
observed the Snowman eloauently. "tol
does not tho good book teach ns thai
wonders will never seize? Pass rap
idly On t. tho next cage, aud view tll.
living skeleton, or the man who married
his mother.in.lMw.'
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