The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-12-04

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b~ssa with vsngsascs. whsu be look
81 Up sad ssid. spoloEetieaily. Ay
drst cir, | came 10 TO get shaved. not
10 get tooth pulled.
II wish il wosld rain. u ia gUiag 10.
ssi1 vsiI.jo wife TO Der husband
And Why. ds.rf be shsciiooasely re-
piled Oh. said che, gazing vscantly
ats pia CO the aoor. | don't see auy
use wearing monogram stockings this
kind Of weather
--pupil-I know how msby days
there are ia yeM--ihree baBdred and
siHty.6ve .pd q fourth, Pareut is
,htsog Where does that fourth come
iu' Pupil--Fourth sf July.
- Danbury bOssetsspsr observed
&c the hired girl. the other morning !:
Auu, NJ we have entered upon the dawn
OF another century OF our nations bic.
tory. esss you had better &c, tooth
brush u yoaf own.
Il lazy man havisg q wife named
Hope, whose custom il was TO pull OF
her husbaad's boois every evening,
was wontfo erulsim on sueh occasionsi
How truly II 10 said that Hope is the
yanter Of the sole.
The Boston Home Journal says
that . youth invested $3.50 through a
New York advertisement 10 discover
How to appear we'll In society. The re-
osipt. which be receives BY return mail
vas short, simple and easily under.
slOod Always keep your nose clean,
aud don't suck more than one finger at
at'ms. b 81.
Many years ego = Connecticut
Clergyman. who was most inveterate
snuEtaksf. conimsassd the Sunday ser
vice rssaisg the fourth section Of The
lls,A Psain. UueonsciousIy. as he an.
noanoed the psssage 60 be read. while
he hsAsssswsr lookiag up their Bibles
be drew out . snuH-box aud took DOT a
lasiy pinoh Of The contents, which re-
quilted ia e startling explosion Of the
nasal orgsu. making a styls Of elocu'
tiou soms~h.I 80 tolIows: My soul Gle
se-cke-ehe-e-cleavsth anto the dust
II jury 10 North Carolina, after be-
lag charged 10 the usual way by the
iad.r. retired 10 their room. when q
whse jar,,f 49, 'uF~d :" sex . eolored
.s.ai.r Il :. nni,t-ts1j the charge
II ~ I,{se Udiy exclaimed the
ii, ,.b.a jaraf, b. dou't charge u
sani ipa d.t, doe. hsl Why thoagh,
va "a. gwine TO git pay
said old Mr.. wissowi There is I
p.ss.Ks Of Scriptur. brethren. thst'
Impressed ne mach. very much; I've
tAought os't and thosgh. ont. and I'm
ailss tAinkiu' on't. ] disrsmsmber jes
whar It is. and % fur thas matter, ies
whaa IL 10. bot Yen carnt tell how
mocA Nv : solis II IL 70 me on ~
journey through IAIs vale O. tears. !"
Well. my msa. said military doc
tor TO . patient who hAd been on Low
diet for . long time, how are you
Much better sir. Coeld yos eat small
eAieksa to-dayF That / could. cir
Mksl woald zoe lie ID stuifed With
Piesss. yOas honor. replied the hungr,
pa,iras. I would like Il stunsd viii
snulheV.
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tlsst mYsulG. taid tramp - he ensef