Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1879-11-12
WHOLE NO. 1880.
Newspaper Waits.

dogs mouth. 80 %
woman her bias.
A well meaning man-One who contem.
plate digging one.
The Chinaman is not the only All Sin tbo
county, IoaEcra Ga-cae. "
TO avoid miss take always marry
"iao"'--jIT"tLo. Lahcpcm1e,h
The champion belt covers great waste
OIL tIme-I9s'oa C.n,m rc.n Bulletin.
business men seize on the fall seasons to
make money.-N',r Orlau,s Pc.qy,aar
People speak Of going down by the salt
o." 20 yet fresh air.--N"r Orlco,S P;roynr.
The mill race passes curront-rW &
Men Ne 1t would be damned if it didn't. -.
| W.. hampton. '''''' -
an sad deaf man, who hnd scoId
my vie man wants hut little hear, below.
---'S'.'a|eav."r HryalL
1t IS wise Photographer that knows his
own Joke after it has been gone a week o..
two.--Heriiu, Re,n}er. O-''
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An honest chap contentedly lives on the
ieVSI, but the confidence man lives on Tho
0''''' we J ark Ne'e2.
1t is onI, ,lo r
darn and tcar ,r;. i'',,,e sex VINO can RIP,
profanr (%%I..'i. .'i"u' oc!nG considered
| Columbus made tLo oo,, ...,
! Italians Of less renown h.vo ,'aao Nv
peanut 8tand.-PL;g B,UlIan "''"e me
| the water but they often use hose fn@1
"'''''--1'o@f'" o1"mcrc'al BuLctm.
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'Utn IS stranger than fiction, and it
''''''' AN ''--l't'''"0r' Ere'Y Saiprdoy.
,,.io..sT Wy co""elhh'd murderer, Just re
"a - VINO was the author of the remark
ia u ~ l!e''lF hno" tnat the country is on
- oI Er,Ee 81 rum until 1t becomes necessary
TO choose new officers.-Nc1g Orleans P;c9.
r,,o
me pro and cons Of manuscript are
carefully considered by the man who con.
sSleh(iously cons the prose-Hackeu3gcL
1''l'"'''c'"'
n,, D.tiio noyeI writers do not make as
t nl money as wood-sawers.-Detrot Free
|l1+' ;. l erhaPS they would if they cut it
9"o''' --N''E Iattw Rl3'ur
o..:-..
sil eailier age IMAM men s. which Concu-
| s'ey proves that gum is more injurious
''i'" 'oo'cco'-Ame'."0n Pmch.
fo.i i ie.nTn never really knows what it is to
dropped into the dispensing pail Of =
licensed lemonade vender.-In{re,rs RS B,-1y.
~,
mere are 5000 corsets pressed in this
cry uaily' ms Is merely news Item
-NeW IfarcH Hc9nS'cr. Such Jokes should %
r.,
me economical man now ponders on the
Prooiem OF whether it will be cheaper to
GUY ms wife new pair of gloves every day
OF TWO or provide her with an elegant dia.
mona ring
against the entrance of Heaven. as of old
any oouy 10 ascend IT.
An opposition elevator would get all tho
passenger traffic.-N7c Hare, Rcqiser
a well'known evangelical clergyman, on
oelnS accused OF leaning toward Universal.
ISM replied that he hoped everybody would
some persons | wish were there now y
\ recitation room scene: Professor in
history to non-attentive senior: "Mr. =.
how long did the thirty years war last?''
n. A. s.; About sixteen years think, sir"
Applause on the part of attentive seniors.
Professor" What is the fundamental
Professor" How do you explain thatP"
Very easily. How can person
exist if he hasn't the time for it ?"-Bogton
Journal.
Pearl street grocer has placed on exhi
bltlon beet measuring twenty-five inches
In length and two feet in diameter. We
dislike to take him down, but one of our
hotel propretors lately pitched into the
street beat six feet high and thirty.eight
inches round the chest.-ABany Journal.
What brought Grant home?" myster-
iously demands a Missouri contemporary.
might have got in hard hit to centre field,
or hot liner to third, badly muffed, or a
daisy cutter out to left field; it's enough to
get home when you are on third and have
a lively hitter at the bat.-Ha,okeye-
A young man who lost bet of oysters
with three OF his trends said he woulden't
pay IL u'l lf. ne was lour stew-Cincinnati
SATURDAY N'ght. lie has since made bet