The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-04-24
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Yalse You're very fond Of dancing,
arcnt 500 Btogn-Yaas. 20 10 for
il good deal, Fair one-I wonder
sou dau learn !
ish't ny photograph excellent!
said young vito TO her husband
Well. my dear. replied be, there's a
little too much repose around the
mouth 20 De natural.
We ate going out with the tied,
eaid . young msu to a friend, as be
lled down the aisle after a wedding.
III thai case, said lady 10 front, you
can afford % get Of my train. And be
did.
According 70 etiquette, 10 Michi-
gan, bride can be married without
gloves But that's nothing in some
parts q the cracker country, down 10
Georgia. they can be married without
shoes
The New Orleans Pieayune makes
The sensible observation that il you
take away from intelligent man the
right TO kick when things 60 wrong,
you place him little lower than the
mule
= Dciroilcr. who died the other
day, bad Invested in lottery tickets for
rs consecutive years aud never drew
prize. He bad been buried two days
when bis last ticket turned up lucky.
The prize was a silver plated butter
knife
Little boy, said a woman TO boy
who bad been lmpudent TO her. have
sou a motherl No; but pa wouldn't
marry you II there wasn't housekeep-
e. ia The whole dang land
Low shall we train our girls
asks tn exchange. Train EN- with
bout twenty yards Of black silk, il you
want to please your girls A siIk velvet
train would also make EN- happy.
An Irshman noticing lady pass
along, espied two strips depending
from under the lady's cloak Not know.
inR that these were styled sashes, and
IL the hight place, be exclaimed Faith,
maam your galuses are united
80 exchange tells of a gin out
West who broke Of the engagement
because the fellow was SO handy -legged
ibpt she conduit sit ia bis lap She
should have remembered that a friend
iu-karcd friend indeed
Tue Yaic students the other day
got gua ~ thcit number to declaim
speech 81 paluek ilenfys aud when
iase memorable peforatiou u never,
never. never was reached, a hundred
Voices. With q tone OF the utmost ar.
constituent, exclaimed What, neyer2
Yves s.il Patrick Henry, hardly ever.
- latmtt Killed ueigbbot vicious
dog BY impaling him on the tines Of
pitchiotk The owner Of the dead AMI
nal was very wfotb. aud demanded TO
know why the farmer did not drive the
dog 90 with the tail eud OF the fork ia.
egcad % killing bin, And why didn't
the dog come at me With the tail end
iitsG was tbc response
Two da5kies were Wanting their
courage sn't feared o nothing, /
lsu I sasd enc Den, sAm. you isn't
'Ieafcd 20 loan me dolAry No, Ju-
ilas isn't feared 10 loan you dollah,
het ! docs bate 10 part wild an ole freu
iprcbtef
Wei, Phoebe. DO you attend
church / Lore. yes, missus. Couldn't
lise b Tee didut 60 10 meetin'. Do