Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1879-02-20
HUM OROUs.

wasn't IL, JudBtl 1 thOubht At on
time I'd have to get up and spread m
Handkerchief over me to keep from
freezing to death" SIS this your frs
ofencei" asked the Court. ayes, sir
it air. Is there thermometer here b,
which | can see how cold it is,'
"Never mind the thermometer, you
case is enough for you to take care Of. >
''The reason | asked about the ther
mometer," continued Smith, twas t.
see how it averaged with an experienc,
of mine in Nebraska. 1t was in the
4 winter of 1850, and /" "Nevel
il vsur nlea o, "Whv Pm yoinp n
tell the trutn-the SOLID trut, was
ca,,nad ont IN crose-aved river and
all Of a sudden it cam. on colder than
ten thousand matches. didn,t-,,
~ shall enter nlea If rniltv if Won
don't want trial " said the Court y
81 do want a trial wan, ia know
wheth.r Pm innoc.nt Or cuil.v inst
~ had az vnn do IA was cav
inc The weather whinn.a around a.
onirk az liohtu;n, ond NV doo Tiber
Who WAS roa,niue around came into
camn froz.n cnrnss sat to wnrk-,1
1T .h,l1 s.nd van nm for thirtv a,v, ;,
.orba doc was az r;a;d a. ;r,, y small
inc louder, "and wh.n / nick.d him
nn his AR. brok. oT ~ II h.. wsra a
glass dnrk wind tn. ,.ars-, .I,ll
doubl. your sentence, Remov. the
prisoner Immediately AsIwas ,ay-
mo that noor doo vas a. solid "a
stnns hors. blork I laid--h;m.,,
m. door closed .na tb. roo, If III.
stnrv MO-, los, IN ,,., .,d;.uoa
CnARLEy's MusrAcH.-A young man
and his favorte companion sat near the
front at Burdette's lecture the other
evening. When the Hamkeve man had
lust finished convulsing his hearers
IN. an.omm,.r m;,h :, ha.har ,h.. n n
mo, l..n.d nva- .ra wL;sn.rad.
."rhat,s ,rn. Tn III. I nan ts,l w, "
.uow c.n Won tsll ,,.,,, ;nom;r.d h;s
air, w. " "
nuow p, l.. r.,,;.d IN uh;snr.
..u, ,h..," ;,, ,.t th', n,, s.,, .hin
fire, yot sh,v.d y "
ne s.,Sh.m 'r.s ~ ~, D, s,. ,shod
cor ,..tora ! .";saa ,nu ,"n..o.,. ;,
h.. $50, , '' "'' '''N'''
uxUh - ,nrs, o,.,, .h. ..,;.a :.
r,.,. snsn.;ssS '"' f
wv -. a.,
he etorted, turning RED.
Why, Charlle, whispered the
g'r' never sa" any hius'ache. 10
you mean
Never mind what mean, blssed
Inc young man between AIS cl"nched
teeth' ana ne stared very nara al the
lecturer all the rest :" Tire evening, but
Semeb"" couldh y see anything TO laugh
at. sunday nlght i,- went TO see new
g'rl.-'hockland tAe.9 Courier
Intelligent YourHs.-A Chicago par
son. who is also school teacher, hand
ed a problem to his olass in mathemat-
les the other day. The first boy took
it, looked at it awhile, and said, "a
pass" Second boy took it and said,
~ turn it down." The third boy stared
at it awhile, and dtawled out, IL can't
make it," VERY good, boys" said
the parson, ave will proceed to out for
u-w deal" and with the remark the
.'"'he' ',,"p "en97' ING 1'sh'n,"s' "e'
Wv - shou n.;s: W '''ose "epf"'e" y""'e
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
srpxrr soe.vA small, h,,. oo.
another hov somawhat smsI,.r than
h;ms.,lf 49,, on tla arornd ~" o,i'an
dav IN ,his ,;tv and teoL hoIJ 'nf hn,h
his ears placing his knee in til. small
oftb. hnv,s h,nt and add h;,, IN
vsrv narsuas;v. manner If ,,a wom,d
o;v. him ~ q. a. n;,s .l.v n-b;.,,,, mha
h,v r.nl;..1 in tho at,;rm.t;ua Ham
easy it is to settle things when one goes
about 1t ia the right way!
,.,.. hi, viz. .,a ~ A..
ann. dav His uaiohhors notmramr
th;nL;na ,lo. III. oreatar L., ~ ~
,wn ma. tha loss e IT, u;s, su,a.
thi,.d NTH Aim varv I..,Jv al IT,;
mated ths nossih;,itv If naw warmer
n'ho Do'H f.. ia 81, " III; ~" 70" .,mn
avn ~. .nswsr.d IN ',omt.Tn n.,on,
tona, vo,,r, ", kaar .rounh % i,s. ,a.
another wife, but none O. We offers to
gle me anither COW.
co,or..,.,o.n .;r.d .,a t,,;,
wall aft.y y Jona Journey .tood 49,
tha har Of a iaah;na NJ Eo.,. ' I ra.s1
H.. n,h.r dow and .,I,a, Co.. ra,'s ''
WA n"as r,n.,.,s,na ., ',a,, ta :. r
swa,,,w;nn ..yVha,,', ...a,n,. ~ 't,',
gentism,u At No nnusnar da a .'
'Yes,' replied the barkeeper, "that's
my order to strangers. "Gracions'"
said the NJ. G., walking away, ''if its