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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26


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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26

R-wers ,ou legally divosced from your
frse Husband
MnL R-Yea, cir: In Knox coosty, Kes-
tucky.
R-what made you and your 6r.s hns-
bad part?
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He ned n abuse Ne shsaseIully; heat me,
ssd subject ne TO al manner 81 isdis"iiirs.
eos tired Of it sfsev awhile and tod ~
fsshss, a.a vhss he expossSlsss1 .sesia.s
lie Investment sh.s 90 saAjresi1 10. ~
hohasd uAot ed Instantly tillssh isa. OF
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mIR-Aboss 10 $eens s9sA1sa.
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general good oosala. -sii'.b = .ss--'4ias
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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-08-26
AcAIL 10 A1llAI



Meaphis, Tsaa., A1gae At-The ooss-
ing hss besa hare Vi say acciieaG Ton
,ssv cssea were imported 10 The Board Of
Health up 70 sooa so-asy-6. Asesbseh,
sgra -, eosass Bssle ssd Main, end Eas.
hsss Pickett, eOlossd, Sgd s. l93 Wsllisg-
ton.
TIN ADDITIONAL DEAfns.
Tee addisioasl deaths from yellow lever
have been seposssd sisce Lest night - fOl
loVs:
H.a1 Coos. sssa 80, City Hosp;ssl.
A. K. Speer.. sRed -. lis Vases.
Nm Dess 0oldeaop, seed u, 6 Jack
soa.
Hisaa HiI.ehesi aeed 3. lss Ascsioe.
Aaaa Am,sr. sesd u. 30 Uaine.
J.@es K. Murray, agrd s.. lis Her.
msnd0.
PhilaJ. Ryan, aged g. Mcleoose ave.
ArA h W. Phillips. aged -. EiovoA
Ceoesesy.
Samuel Bh~3ss. ssesl 10.
A. L. khodes aeed 8
Ruth died three nsilss out on the old Raj
esgh road.
the sCoCR0s sPsEADl, @ IN NEW ORLeAHs.
A tslegrso secsivsd thin sosning. fsom
the very highest authority, says sOevish-
ssaadimx the efforts Of The Board al Health,
yellov fever il uodoub,esily spresdisg in
New Orleans.
The Episcopal clergy al MeapAis have
appealed 70 Bs-hop Quiaassd fos fusds u
aid them in caring i0s their sick.
The weasher IL warn snd sultTy.
rnI DAILY BULLErIx.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

No more beautiful day could have been Sc
lscted than the one on which the Society of tbs
Army of the Cumberland, at Washington, Nov.
Ii, unveiled tho noble monument to that emf
nent soldier, George II. Thomas. The crowd
In attendance was very lsrge, and large num-
bers of eminent civilians and soldiers were
present to throw their flowers Of re-
spect and admiration upon the statue
OF fearless aud faithful commander.
Every General officer in the army save three
was present. The statue is . noble one-an
equestrian, by Ward. The President Of the So
ciety, Gen. Sheridan, not being pro 'ent, Gen
Jen O. Davis, presided. The procession was
formed on Pennsylvania avenue, near the Capt.
composed of i've divisions, and was
one hour in passing q given point Gen.
r. T. Crittenden was chief Marshal
The statue il located in the Circle formed ~
the intersection Of some of the finest avenues
of tho city-Massschusetts and Vermont
avenues and Fourteenth and streets. Around
the Circle were thirty-eight lofty poles, united
by rope Of evergreens, each pole bearing an
ensign and the coat-of-arms of State and
panel concentrating the battles in which the
Army Of the Cumberland was engaged, or the
name of one of its deceased General officers
At each of the four corners of the pedestal up
on which the statue stands there was q pole,
corresponding with the poles representing
tho States, and fanked by stacks OF
muskets and field pieces the spaces iLterven-
ing being ornamented with pyramids OF can
ron-balls. Here, also, q platform had been
erected, capable of seating 800 persons. The
platform for speakers was within this, and its
panels were inscribed with the names Of An
derson, Sherman, Buell.. and Rosecrans.
Hon. Stanley Matthews delivered a mastery
and eloquent address presenting the statue
to the people Of the United States, from
the Army Of the Cumberland, to which Pres;-
dent Hayes responded as follows: @In the name
Of the people of the United States / accept this
noble statue 80 worthy of its subject, created
in honor of Gen. George II. Thomas by his
comrades of the illustrious Army of the Gum.
berland."
The exercises at the Circle occupied two
hours. 1t is estimated that 81, 600 people we're
in the throng that surrounded the inclosure A
general holiday was observed throughout the
city, and the entire populace appeared to be ir
the streets.
In the evening speeches were made by Gems.
Sherman, Mcdowell, Van vliet, and Slocum.
President Hayes and Secretaries McCrary and
DevinA
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

The Cardiff giant and all other ficti-
tious or fabulous stone men have been
cast in the shade by recently reported
discovery at GAIA. The Arabs, quarry
ing stone little distance from the
town, unearthed a marble figure of a
man of gigantic size. The figure is
fifteen feet in height, weighs 1900
pounds, and is perfectly proportioned.
The head is covered with long ringlets
that fall upon the shoulders, and the
face is majestic. There is no inscrip-
ton or device either on the figure or
pedestal, and the discovery is left open
to conjecture. By some it is supposed
to be a dethroned Philistine God
probably Baal or Bel. Others are at
liberty to claim it to be a heroic statue
of Samson, who carried off the city's
gates and performed other feats of
strength in that country, while others
regard it as the petrified body of Coli
ath of Gath if they choose. If it had
not turned up in Syria, where incredul.
ity in relics is not to be tolerated, there
would be strong suspicion that it is a
modern fraud.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
Millions OF Pigeons.

The most celebrated pigeon roost
probably in the country is in Scott
county, Ind, where, it is said, acres of
timber are covered nightly with wild
pigeons. For the past seventy-five
years this noted locality has been a
roosting place for pigeons, and millions
of these birds congregate there nightly
during the seasons of their visits to
that section of the country. They fly
away of mornings to their feeding
places in the woods and fields of Indiana
and Kentucky, distant from the roost
in many instances from 100 to 300
miles, returning again at night, arrivals
often continuing up to midnight. The
timber on thousands of acres covered
by this roost is broken down badly,
large limbs being snapped off like reeds
by the accumulated weight of the birds
upon them. Throughout the entire
night there is heard the cracking and
crushing of limbs, tie hum and furry
and drumming of wings, the explosion
of firearms and the confusion and
bedlamic thrashing sounds caused by
people beating the birds from the trees
with long poles. Thousands of pigeons
are killed nightly, but all this slaughter
seems to make no diminution in the
vast focks that congregate at this
rnost
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
IcebergS.

These huge masses of ice are found
away up in the Arctic region, 1000 to
1900 miles away, during the winter.
The following summer they become de-
tached from the mother pack, and come
floating southwark with the Arctic cur
rent, which flows at the rate of about
one-half to three-quarters of mile an
hour. It takes them all winter to reach
the Newfoundland banks, where they ar
rive about March, and from that time
until the LIST of July they are frequently
encountered. They sometimes strike
shallow water, and are knocked about
along the edge of the banks until they
pass by and proceed on their journey
south. They continue onward until
they meet the Gulf stream, which will
take them down to latitude AZ degrees
and longitude 45 degrees to SO degrees,
where the warmer temperature of the
water rots them, and they break to
pieces, melt away and disappear. Some.
times they are kept playing about for
several days between the Arctic current
and the Gull stream,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

wife and children in Rochester, was
still alive and safe in the Wisconsin
Soldiers Home, and that he was not at
the disaster or near it. The company
saved their money, the woman lost
$4,000, and helpful neighbor what he
had advanced to her for the prosecu-
ton of the suit. The greatest Pc
culiarity is that no one is said to doubt
the widows sincerity or the truthful
ness of the witnesses.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

THE late Mrs. Gen. Eaton knew, dur
ing the last few days of her illness, that
life was at an end for her, and waited
very quietly and calmly for death. ut
is a beautiful world to leave" she said,
looking out at the sunshine the day
before she died. II am not afraid to
die, but it is such beautiful world" In
answer to a suggestion of something
that should be done on the morrow, she
said: "Not tomorrow; I shall be here
only q little while tomorrow" The
nearest relative whom Mrs. Eaton
leaves is her daughter, the beautiful
Virginia Timberlake, now the Duchess
de Sampayo, of Paris, and the mother
in-law of one of the Rothschilds.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
A Church.G ding Horse.

We have been told of many intelli-
gent mules and horses. One case we
remember of mule going into black
smith shop to have nail pulled from
his foot is only equaled by story of q
religious horse that we were told Of
yesterday. He is owned by Mr.. Alex
ander, of Oswichee, Ala, who rides him
to church on preaching days, which is
twice q month. On other Sundays he
is turned out to Craze, and it is on
these days he is SO religious.
He goes down to church, stops
at the tree where he is generally
tied when there is preaching, and,
with his head toward the church, re-
mains about an hour and half. He
then walks leisurely home. This is q
fact, and will be vouched for by any Of
the people of Observation-Disclosures
(Gd.) ENQUIRER.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

WITHOUT defending violence of any
kind, a great majority of the people of
the United States will not be grieved
to learn that Cincinnati attorney,
who had repeatedly insulted q witness
in court, was knocked down with neat
ness and dispatch by the injured person
after an adjournment had been taken.
When Judges countenance the out
rageous insolence of certain class OF
lawyers, witnesses have no recourse ex.
cept that which a personal meeting
affords. If knock-downs we're more
common in and out of court, ruffianly
counselors would be less 80.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
Alaska's Big River.

Alaska explorers report one of the
largest rivers in the world, the Yukon,
as navigable for steamers, and at 500
miles from its mouth it receives a very
large navigable tributary. The basin
formed by the confluence is as large as
our Mississippi. Indians are every
where, and the war between the tribes
is fixed institution. There is snow for
six months, and without roads dog
sledges find good travelling. Game
abounds, and Indians have an easy life.
From seven to nine dogs make a team,
the odd one being the leader. The
driver has to watch this dog. If it gets
on the scent of game it is of, and the
team is demoralized. OFF they scamper
through the woods and thickets, upset
ting the load, smashing the sled, tear
ing the harness, and giving the boss
days of hunting to restore the statu
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
The Two henuhlicS.

The following are the messages be-
tween President Hayes and President
Gerry, on the opening to the public of
the new French cable:
The President OF the French republic in
auvurates the new cable which unites Frapcs
and America, by sending an expression Of bis
most cordial sentiments to the President of the
republic of the United States.
President Hayes sent the following
reply:
To the Presi ent of the French Republic. Paris:
The President of the United States ackr owl
edges with great sati faction the agreeable
communication by which the President Of the
French repu bic makes known 10 him the COM
pletion and successful operation OF the trans
atlantic cable, aud hopes that it may never he
the vehicle OF any other messages between the
Governments and people OF the two countries
than those of friendship and respect.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
Court Scene.

Counsel" large should you
say this pan, of which you speak, was ?"
Witness four-quart pan, 1 should
say"
what do you mean by four-quart
PAM"
"A pan that holds four quarts"
wine or beer measured"
"Wine, no; beer, 1 guess it's beer; 1
won't be certain"
"But you think it's beer. What is
the shape of four-quart PAM"
Round"
Like ball?'
"No; like Alike barrel"
Round like barrel. Yes. Well,
is four-quart pan tall or short?"
at doesn't make any difference"
"1f pan was four inches across the
bottom ana twelve inches tall?"
ut wouldn't be pan at all. Itwould
be pail"
"Then pan can be pail?"
@Why, no."
"But you just said so. Was there a
hole in this PAM"
Eyes, little one"
an the bottom or top2"
"Of course there wasn't any hole in
the top"
"Then how could anything be poured
into the PAM"
"Oh, I forgot. The top is all hole.
"And the bottom?"
els all PAN"
THAT will do, You see, gentlemen
of the jury, the witness has no idea OF
four-quart pan at ALL" and the Jury
having been awakened by the Sheriff
nod of again in acquiescence.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

How ex- United States Senator Spen-
Ger and G. P. Hall, of Denver, Col.
once fought a duel with hatchets is
told IN the Boulder (Col.) Courier,
The difficulty occurred at social
gathering. Hall sent the challenge,
and Spencer named the Ratchet as the
weapon, because when boy he. had
practiced how to hurl tomahawk
George Bressler, Denver blacksmith
made two hatchets for the duelists. Or
the field neither would apologize, but
before either had been hurt the sec
onds prevailed upon them to shake
hands and quit.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

The only relic of her husband which
Mrs. Webber, of Rochester, N. Y, could
find in the wrecked train at Ashtabula,
on the Lake Shore railroad, in 1876,
was bunch of keys, one of which fitted
the clock in her house, another chest
another door. There was piece OF
cloth, also, belonging to her husbands
coat, and two men could swear to hav-
ing seen him on the train. The rail.
road company offered her $4,000. She
wanted $4,000, and the case went to
trial. This brought out the facts that
a man Of his name, answering his de-
scription exactly, and who said he had
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
" Wanted to Know"

Whether false ringlets can be properly
described as "curls of smoke"
Whether row in rookery deserves
the definition of "caws and effect"
Whether the sailor who wanted to
know what time it was has gone to sea.
Whether misnaming a baby at a
christening may be called turning rite
into wrong.
Whether the plainest woman alive,
when she reaches the age of II, will be
a pretty old one.
Whether it is not preferable to fall
out with your banker than to lose your
balance with him.
Whether when horse takes his meals
he has them at his table.
Whether sweepstakes are sootable
food for sweeps?
Whether when you give child bat
it will be likely to give you bd,oL.
Whether dumb man always keeps
his word
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28
wThere,s Many a Slip" Etc.

Bride and bridesmaids were ready,
the church was lighted and the clergy
man stood waiting, in Galveston, but
no bridegroom appeared. August Hum
morder, German youth, had dressed
for the ceremony, and then, in sheer
despair at the thought of facing the
matrimonial music, had shot himself
through the head.-Miss Nora Griffing,
of Logansport, Ind, was to have been
married to Mr.. Lutte j. Smith. The
guests had assembled and the minister
was waiting to perform the ceremony
when messenger handed the would
be groom an incoherent letter from
Miss Griffing, which was soon followed
by the news that she had eloped with q
young lawyer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

The men whose restless activity is
now disturbing the peace of Europe
are so far advanced in years that few, if
any, of them can hope to witness the
realization of their schemes. Prince
Gortschakoff is now in his SD year.
The Gear himself is nearly 90. Lord
Beaconsfeld is IA. Bismarck is 65
and Won Moltke, who "can hold his
tongue in seven languages" is 70. The
Emperor William is nearly SO.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-28

The recently established Bureau of
Labor Statistics in Illinois is going to
work in earnest to collect information
of general interest both to employers
and wage earners. No public docu-
ment issued in Massachusetts, is more
widely read and common ted upon than
that which contains facts and figures
on the labor question. Both Missouri
and Illinois have lately established
bureaus tor the compilation of such
statistics, and their example is likely
to be followed by other States.