The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-01-02

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ts-SAMANTHA JANE writes I'd
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Young man chewing cloves e ku
hos fov, fo;nt l;n0erinr aparks d
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respect left among the embers OF
noble nature.-N. Y. Star.
In the Brooklyn bob-tail car u
s;ble To he garroted and robbed 4
the driver Knowing ANYTHING abb
Rnt Won can't ride block without
ing your fare unless the fact is nolsily
an1nonnced 1 bv the bell.-Nsu K5sk Tel
eoram.
Ep.pprr. SuGGFsTfoN fred. Ito.
chnm,MI dreamtl about you LAST night,
BobI Bob-I hope it was pleasantf
Fred.-Oh, yes! very pleasant while il
lasted. l dreamt that you paid the
ten dollars you owe me. HARVARD
LnmDoon.
W. do NOT ask anv dead aunt to-
Lave NO ss1 000 hat we should like to
i.ane hane sons u Of the dead men about town
dso,, in With little advertising. When
dad man begins to advertise it lisa
snre sirn he is ioaching the resur
rect;on p, ,Stilt,rater Luabe berind;s
Here lies Abel curran, aged fortylwo.
native farmer Of Kalamas0o;
Pray stop ano lead ~ ,ol thPes Pss s3sss
/ The Tn ahS irst one died; how much Be alsed heri
consc,ed htmssil ELL aRd 1o,nad %sa nsa e.
and Abel thought he'd try ths lndhsr.
She NOV NOW Sa0n,ls and eied al n psscs
ar,;cle on the first, paae entitled
Ha,n;;n IN nl a.; New e Jerseys 1, . wii be found
"aiAns - & swh;tewa she'd Dnf6 man.
the sen!enc!, ouerhang;nc esv{s and
sion WIN r,hSs ts y 'hut.. Shsn jiiEt proof
foony po,i; - resd 9whitaW asi341 -
was taken na;nc' s.
mans MIN Tnna-a5. fa.rs
pauR spa.ans Republican. '57
1r IN : sa;d that a small 8
;. rs :, !. o,, nrotection against
70 - NE 10 rra doc. we wct
whay ud tbe canine lies awake
snarn WILL .ns nsrson in the house awak5 ='
0;1ht bv barking at the rats and mict II
ths wall ar by keeping up very 5j<Irz /
;taa Tug nnrs,it " Of fieas-Rockester Un$5
covypcr. .cuT school teachel = s
o.nt,y % called the village blacksmit
! oenSty " Vnlcan. % . and the smith-a mi 4 H
soan Son - wos he. with strong and si} {
hnnds"h;t aan the luckless pedagogue + q
that would have knocked IN the -
, mountain, and then nau nlni = 8 4 4
, lated to provoke breach OF tne pees
AVIAN who strews the sideYai
(" dodgers" or walks men aQxef
covered with grotesque carica tef q
J yertises himself as in need OF 2 &qe2
No man ever builds up RQsll " + q!
that manner. " nen s e h,ss; IS (. - T.
like to do lt,WlIh mdS ss,s;se g E
not man VINO lasss sS and M =
scale Win 7 unsn 49, 3 q 4 s. F.
Chicago Inter ocean.
HUMoRIsTs are
China. When q
Joke on a slant
legged humorist
The loss OF this
: bad enough, but
without rem0ylss
: becomes psIaful, an
propensity for joking
Norristoapn Herald. 8. Z 5 6 2 II
ing insane because MS pro,a,s a + "a 81
y ceeded in getting yaiuau. n s.
y away from him." foor nial', 81 :<'S i z IS
.Lo old adape is true. >e@I<-< 5IX.