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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1879-10-16
Tho Advantages of these Lines are

Tho advantages of these Lines
I. If tho passenger is going to or from any point
IN the entire West and Northwest he can buy his
tickets via some one of this Companys lines ard be
NECTIONS.
The greater part of its lines are laid with Steel
Rails, the road bed is perfect. No road has better
8. It is tho short line between all important
i. Its trains are all equipped with the Westng.
house Air Brake, Mllers Platform and CoupIers and
the latest improvements for comfort safety and coz
venence.
S. It is the only Road in tho West running the
Celebrated Pullman Hotel Cars between Chicago and
Council Bluffs
s. It is tho only Road running the Pullman Pal
ace Sleeping Cars either way between
Chicago and st. Paul."
"Chicago and Green Bay"
Chicago and La Ctosse,"
"Chicago and Winos,a,"
"Cntcago and Dubuque"
"CHicaqo and McGregor,"
"Chicago and milwaukee,"
T. It is the only road passing along the shores OF
Lake Michigan between Chicago and Milwaukee,
g. The only Road running Four Express Trains
day via its lines between Chicago and points in Min.
nesOta.
9. No road offers equal facilities in number of
through trains, equipped with Pullman Palace Sleep
| ing cars.
10. It runs two Express Trains Daily each way on
its lines and four trains each way between Chicago
| and Milwaukee,.
IL. 1t makes connections with all lines crossing az
intermediate points.
The popularity of these lines is steadily increasing
and passengers should consult their interest by pur
chasing tickets via this line.
For information, Folders, Maps, &C., not obtained
at Home Ticket Office, address any agent of the Com
panyor
MARVIN HUGHITT, u. II. STENNEYC-
Gen'l Man. Chicago. III. Ger ~
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1879-10-16
PROF. HARRIS RADICAL CURE
FOR SPERMATORRHEA.
seminal PASTILLE'

A Valuable DiscoverY
. And New Departure in Med
A. III ical Science, an entirely
New and positively effect
l.A i've Remedy for the speedy
'ON) and permanent Cure Of
4 Seminal Emissions &
1mpoteucy BY the only
lreAn1,t laI true way, viz: Direct
, 1879-03-22

nrticr fur tl,n ,1snltsn u .Co.1mnaA. ! snnt to
hrns--" "Uhctcs" Dcnt incl Yum tloiLt
rrnt' ~ say that old rubbish go'ns os, st'I!"
az n,atn!omua," saysihe Albany Aryns. "hAs
been served upon Secretary Of State Beach,
1'sha'S. tlny scarcely passcs lint VT don't haro
inorc than .onc manhatnua for sufncshInE nc
hare pultsllet.-- tph[tt@taf Timer.
When singer comes III and .cnveq I'd {. poem
wherein Wgat1lcr Il tnndo 10 thyme Will, nnti1
hGr, nix! loye with sto"G. We catllIot hc1D feeling
tls though wa ktew ,yheru shere wns 0hn poet
nut born, but Acknowledgment STANDARD.
When a n,nn commits crlmc, H. Ia usual to
tdy tl,lf c belongs to oilB Of tho hest families.
II the sa1ne mnn FINS for n!llcc, It will bu fou.l
IN tl,r opposite stump that lie heionRs to ono OF
tic worst fatni}!cs.-4Stn Drlta'ss pieayHNe.
It is plsjtively atntcd that tic world Wilt
cotnc 10 M end III 1ssu. There's no telling what
will happen nowadays; tl.e world n,ay strike
up n rnre with Jupiter Of 2 1D quarter iitles
-hochtsftr Express.
tinY. Van xa,m1t, II ia sald, will he Gen. 1,urn.
eine's sncccssur III .hc United States Beiata
lrum i.ttle 1ssiuety." we dhi mt expect ever
10 do It a0au; but II seems prouer 10 tcrnynizo
the sympathy that g1jste bctwcen Gen. Burnside
ilHl Ills sIstcrs ntul his cousins unl hia Xa.l1ts.
--Ihftutfct|lfa Iuf{e{iH.
, 1879-03-22


nrsnouAnrEns GRAND AnMv or THE RE-
ru,iI1c. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 0PrlOE, NEW
YonK Cry, Feb. 2t.--l. The following extract
from circular, issnel ly the War Department.
Is lrrcby promulgated for the Information OF
those whom 1t innY coneefn:
ut Ia probably generally remembered that
sumo ycars ago On lS, c9nyrsss sss pssed s. aw
uycr tip graves OF soldiers Of tho regular autt
ynluntccr forces Of thu United Btatrs, wlloso re-
muius nrc Inferred IN tlIu National Military
rrInr,crles. This Inv has bern rarrstti out a1'd
tho graves Of tic natioB's dead in tlesc ccmb-
ttrIcs nro now permanently n,nrked. AT
Eo,,crcss tsu las recently authnrizrd liz crec-
tiut, ut similar hsatlstotes oyrr The graves of
In. Uuton soldiers who arc buried In priyate md
village cometcrtos. This will bu done as soon as
fhr necessary arrangements ean 10 !aa1e. lh
thu meantime, tho QuarterinnstGr-liellera ut
Washington will ut oilro proceed 10 collect tts
NECESSARY Information aa to where h.eso head.
Stones are required.
"AIl persons having my knowledge Of the
lurlal Iiaces ol soldiers IN private cemeteries,
Whpse rrayps arc not marked. arc. requested To
tunl1n,,nieata tho fact to Tic Quartsgsaastcr0 0en-
eTal. S!taIsnr Information Ia desired from par
ties In ehaEgB of euei, ccirlctor1es.
"Of cuurAe 1t ts not tntenucu TO furnish hcatl'
stoucs ior graves pYcr which monuments hayo
alrcaly bcun usectcd relatVcs or friends of tho
i, Thu Cotnnandor.in.C Chief desircs TINT tho
widest publicity shall ilu given to tue above, anl
that Post Commanders cndcavor to hnVc tho IT,
formation al,l request contained thtrctn pub
llal,ua In their }orat newspapers: ..
bY command III JOHN Z. N0H1Naoh, Com-
.nualer-tu- Chtcf,
JANIS /. FARLEv, Adjutanttl loneral.
uf!c!al: HARVEY. u. DEsisoA, Assistants
Adtutant-1 General.
, 1879-03-22
CURRENT GOSSIP.


a11AK5PEA1tt bN APPAREL.
Wo will unto your fatllotfs, Rate.
Fs'n IN these honest. mean habIlfmonts.
Nay, turn not up t!V pretty ntst. awdct chick
Lest ttou get II tangra III lhd 4aA'fktutes.
0'.r pnrscs ehalt ho proud. our garments poor.
and we titnY he IN 'th for The Duke
AM! 1'achcss VI t:6nhaasht Oh tho'r
~cdhng.trlp. a'thutght nerl,apa. tl,c chances
arc hs ttonsand tn one against IA.
'TIs tbs mind that rnakca tho boly tch.
Abl wa cat, lldSc al inhth 'i nur mind"
~ anybody utttsldo Of Ilosion.
40 lha EilH bfeakA through tho dhrkcEt ci0ude,
!" hannf rseteth In tho snGnneHt itnbat.
40 t>etancrats ohactyc in lllHe-teans Williams.
hfthmIl ntier people cant for tic life OF thc1n
uhseryu IT thGst lu amy Etrnt tttGiit.
lIatt Il lilo inf MlNtu prEcuIs thhfi tho laekt
NccauPc Ills fcat1lers are n1rb leaHttSnl'
Stop INTO tic blsd-sIofn uni pttco the,ns
IN the nslder better tbhtt tic eel,
tlecaued ttte rninlcd ekin cantGnla ttlh hyaf
EuE bS u 1IRfnl II K6blnsHh Couhty's
ltose Ut ShhrOh and lily Of The Valley,
Distl!lud way back In Jacksunfa TIME!
Nclthos am I. nor you. The worse, sweet Kato,
Fur tisE l,oor furniture mil meat mtsayi'
Aud. lid ypnfA trr1s hui kitnev 4 t1aco
Where they put ah invisible rttch
on n mans pnnta Wills }!o watts,
lconla be hAppy With my tbyai btidc.
, 1879-03-22

CORRESPONDENCE.
Youn1ster. city. yallantly writes that thcro were
wesk,, mud those wore the diamond. riddle. and
chasads.
Comet. Geneva, W.T., hss all but three ,T, Thu
tles, las i; yood o cue Gin In ts s nunusr and oua aot
hard to iunkh out.
May Queen. Frcepo.t H.. only guessed part Of
the pnzxlcs, for want OF t,,s Sha has nIl but the
not bad showing.
zeat b Flcck, Oshkosh, Wis, fsol encouraged
u their sucso:: this Weak. ha''nR so1sat I'll but
Much obliged fur thu puzzle.
VIII, city, starts OF with tho pyramid aIl right.
but thu two squarea mud tho ct,asauo ure mssing.
Seven solutions hent serve to sht;': sotla aovers
Btu1y OF tha part of the y1uthfa! William.
Punch. ushana. ILL.,, sets out hin Answors to tho
ton rlzxlcs IN hla MsaRi Asat anu costect 1nArnut
and hts work ths week entities him tu plAcs
amnng lhB hAlf'du1en who hava done the sane
thlaG.
Garth, Paxton, ILL.,. sonds several +notcs" Of
rejoicing III lier letter wncn 1t dawueu uron hrr
inind What Mtss +. u. wus wrlt!ug about. The
!aa, x:e. ~ s pon;s ot ,e paxx!ss trsn top 10
1ioosler, South bend, Iud., Ind. IA not lscuur.
aged NJ tila poor snecesa Iais weak, but PROMISES
10 ttahi II out on tbs Indiana lnu II It takca I'll
summer" lc dats answets ~, aal *Esc thu pyr.
ran,d lten'da4 square, thu riadIs. aud tho secc'
troscupv.
sph,nx, e!ty. commenced work on tho pyramid.
ana ni's y sq Il. sa. % n IL
eonfessss hs kMowa uotI!ns of stlYr tus sld1iu q
chatAle. Those lwo tricks %es1 vi that hs u'ssscd
during hts srancu with ths Mystica.
ii. Walyeau. Canton, ILL.,, has from aimu 10 time
solved many OF ths lhtrcaclcs OF The EoFnor. and
now Aenus III. answers for tlu !rst umu. Tbs auc.
aua H. wse Wiz aies IT,
Corner, but tho chatade will be published. Thanks
issothsr Ike, South Bend, lnl.. repeats blu good
WORK u last weak by anoher clean .co1e. tron thc
n ~. u n
abDIt 'Tows9a1 /" III Auswrf to No. ulIIt yet that
was Miss Couehtp'a aNswpr. lEother Ike ought to
i. US.
ari but thc m;' daisst di % Nstas i.s % J. MA a sss
la1on loIi. knot u Mssa CuoeLlo escaped AlM. In
ths humber MI 4, has ttoHI1old u anetf wot4A
wAlch is ded!catcl to, md for lho spucts! buuea!
of. Mynld1, though tho seat Of aApGlna are ex'
pGcte4 ~ auawcr It assu,
1lsnida, Ghamp.!en. ~. shows how 10 construct
oS. s I'll Ssa'saav uau1.s q: ~ Hs ESt: md
cuf@sassoa nsss Sss. pssdinx, ot iisnt1s 10, ii.
any Mogt.
HAPPY J.ea hs ns' pYsms E I, b: PG; e t.
knuws any ulote about u. Mus Easaa an4 Mtss
coocl!o wets also ths caa!a 81 1 ao'ns msna.l pes'
10 pruyvut s'vsnotioual ins4nty" II. j. geut Tho
Corner waiEltng 1nto tic opeA Fireplace.
Happy Thought. F,ssposs. III. E!yss an.wers to
sIdd1o sbu writes ~ to'!aws:
ssst, Z .ss ps:st y st.a
sS SsS ;;s: ;S II Ss:is :s s;.t, x;st :s 'A' '
9 GatS e 5 at Ss VT sh f.
thu bllma On founKster. aM tonplst stsly lost t1
s1.sa ssa sta 'a g. e Es r.
pyramids ats very comnoa-ao much ~ 70 pa4a
, 1879-03-22
YECOCOENI.
Another Important Zulu Chief.
MN Fnrk Sun.

During tho pnst inoflll the name Of Crtcwayo.
Or KatBcl,wayo, up tu tint time unuoticed and
utmost unhearl Of In this country, bns Dccolno
tearly, as faf1ljhs 10 tat Of Sitting bull. Once
or twice. howover, another South African nam.
Inns crossed the OCEAN cablo with vague lnt Of
Importance attached to II, wtuso relattOns to the
Zulu campRgu arc mitch less we'll defined. This
accund nnno Is Sccoeocnl; " may set ba not less
prominent In public attention than tat Of the
hero at lBhndula.
Bccococnf Is an Independent Zulu Chief and
hcad oft!lc Mntal,ufe tribe, whose kraal Is In the
mountains, 80 niles, as tho crow flies, due
north oi the famous battlefield near Kourke's
Drift, ssllera Col. Uurnford's troopA weFa lately
annit.llatcd. lilo rugged as,1 hilty country
which ho rules lies ulanty between Oiiplant aid
stcetpath Rivers, or tho lattvF OF which arc Fort
burgers null Fort Wcehcr, while as1lort distance
to lin cast, near '.ydenhusg, r. Ks"Ges's post;
For nlnity years Seeoct,enl has been nj ellnlty
with t,c Transvnaf Republic. whose donutna
border un lis own. In 1870 tjlu Dutcs, Iocra Of
lie TmnsYual 'hatl gaincd sufficient hcadwar
against him to be Wiling to make peace. which
was agrecd TO ,lpon the january following. But,
when TREAT Drltnin anne.ed thu Transyaal, It
vas discovered tint ts peace lind been llu1nift-
atng to the Ncpublic, md that "ar would break
uut Aga[n.
I.uwcycr, n rear passed without much demon
stratton on either Bide. During that time seco-
cocnl l!.l warucl hts Sister Legolwaua, uelrlt-
borIi'g f.lcr in isr own riglit;, nni also Cote.
5yavu, The Zulu King, that the british wcre bant
ihr nttacs. Cctcwuyo l,cl! back, not desiring
to havo the frat wrong Of t'ivasion on lia side;
but IN February, 1873, sccscoeni ind LcEniwnnn
took the offensive atsa:ksd iwasa TIC Brtlsh rIaa
nsnf Msenei ,tre f Gapt
Ctnrk. Of the Royal ARTILLERY, commanding in
ibis district. at t,.,cu sounded tin alarm, and
, 1879-03-22

Thu manager ot q great company In Madras
recently addressed tic following clover aud
doubtless efIyct!ye lcttur 10 ont OF his European
&uburdthatcs:
"DaAn SIN, It ID With extreme regret TINT
very unrofcsslonai contluct on your part thls
morning when tpaklaE trial trip. ! allude to
tAe abusive lan9uagu you used to tue drivers
and others THIS cOnsi1sr a1i unwarruatabe
assumption OF my duties ind functions. anu
mny my rights an4 privileges. Should you
wiah to ahus9 anY OF our employees, thIuk IL
will 0e best il future to do % IN regular form,
and beg to polnt out what consider this to
b.. You will please submit to INC In writing
tAo fortu OF oath you visit to use, whont II It
meets my appruYai. yhall At once sanction II /;
but Ii not shall foter tho salno to tho Direct
ots, uut III the course OF lew weeka thclr Dc.
cistuu Will be known. Perhaps, to sAye tinae, 1t
, 1879-03-22

ills Opinion Upon Sul,,!ry atcn and Things.
Londnn Truth. -.
4 charming companion with his friends, he
tas no love Of promfscuons acquafhsances, and,
In fact. sincerely holds to hts famous article
Of belief that must men arc fools. all events
tnost Engl1shrncn; for lie thinks at heart TINT
tnost Germans are, 10 ray the tcast OF 1t, good
fellows. As 10 his op!nion OF Americans, II Is
briefly expressed In tho psthy saying That
American institutions have sfply produced
population of 10, 00O.0o0 hores. Frcnchmcu hc
dlalllkcs with IN unrcsaonlMg hvcsslon. Hc docs
not hclierc In tllctn, not even in n. Gnrnbetta.
lfo never did believe In them. Being in Paris
drawing. room on the 9th OF February. 1S4s,
Uuputy rushed IN, nttnost Will With excite
nncnt to announce tile proclamation OF tho Re-
public. Instead VI exhibiting proper amount OF
awe ut tho ttdl,gs, Mr.. Carlyle burst out Into
an immoderatc fit Of laughter, md almost In.
medtately after took lcaya at flta hosta, attll
laughing ~.
if considers the abolition OF s!avorr a nils
take, and the btncnte VI q free prees altogether
i]lusory. EditUrs who writ contofnptuouslr ot
rrcat dIenitarlcs might DO WHIPPED without
Englis! lsssllosls should usc their .powcra 70
,llc u.tcrinost II the tenant Is disobedent, iet
hitn be tvIctcd. The Catholic Church "la ;, Alr.
t1r % foru,.r. Mr. Carlsjo lns nlj the Old Scotch
pfashytrr]sn nrei11icct against tho Scarlet
Laiy, Ii,c 1: tr.c reiron Is une vhieh Goetllo
imaribcil. Int furrot 10 uxplatn. Meanwhile,
cYoryboly's duty ID to otey,-whonl, Mr. Car
iy}c Il not nuitc sure.
1lDuc It Ia rat ttanRr1cssiue On tf,c sapc1ftv uf
prlyate rclatIous to soy tl,at III. Carlyle vas
sIurulnfly hanpy In lis matrlarc,--a fact Of
which In gives somewhat naive evidence III his
chlyalsous lefelsc ol what ali OTHER bugrnphcrs
iayc considered tsin greatest biunder ia john
sun's lIfr MARRY. by Mi nIoale.n is MIR,
Cnr|y1c,e ndyjcu to Young men; swell il y.u
can, but In any case jnarry,n Obviously, on
ILLS rcason!rr Samuel Jobuson was prr5cctly
| rirht 10 n,arrY Iat{y old enough 10 10 Ills
uiOli1er, Bturu liz could Ect no ono clso to take
caro- Of him,
il his hai1ts Afr. CARLYLE IA. abore nil things,
rcuuIar AMI ie,,pefate 10 d de.yce. uc has
nUnn or what arc futrIy enough described rs
'ttGc minor vices" at least WhardlY auy u; for
ho Iorcs nine, and could not, therefore, gual-
ity for adaa!ss!ou Into that must ylssloas Of
snctetics. the Anti.Tobncco League, }Io an
nroyrs. by lie wny. Of Sir Wilfri1 Lawaotl's
fnrntns uustrum. rsrardng the rerpissiyc Pro-
hGitofy iii. as goncthiug Of az attc,.,pt, how
nyrr rf,,mar. tn jiral WITH Gigantic cyti, aud
os. therefore. deserving Of support. 80 far
fron, bciuE nj, cnicurr, {lc rather diaconccrtctl
tf,n cor1nni,y ii memorable supper.party, Ereu
i,v dr. ltiiji1t, TJnmiltnt },v fnfue4,tr ri tnke
, 1879-03-22

Mr.. Bcrsh, President Of the Society for tho
Prevention of Cruulty 10 An!lnuls, Ii alter the
Bome two weoks ago his nephew, Hurry licrgtl,
jr., was klckrl by horse IN the Lace, atl,l was
tukcn to lie Hospital III nn tnsenslbla condition.
THIS uncle now sass that hIs injuries were trcht-
cd t,rru In such blsnEltng asI l,nskttIful ula.,-
,,rr that ,he fractured bunes ot his ppse hai to
l,e brukea aaew and SIT ugaIn by tho family
physician. Mr.. 1lergh said tat after thu opera
ton at The Nov iork tlospita bis nephew could
lis condition, it posslbls, allsi to nruyent him
from being disiIgtte,! fur life. thu iami1y dovtur
was callCl in. Mr.. HuTGh, continuing, styled
tic treutlncnt which Ills nsphew had received at
ti,u New York Hospital ~ 'slniply scartlalous."
t14e-agktErH,
, 1879-03-22

.l9h. NJ. aesn 70 - ot rst n,sttE'e !. 1. + aoa,+5
fious articles IN is con,pVa'toa, -ypn know ,hrr :.
%s 5,s Il H. .1Ss1, &: sids ths
and chatads, besides six bf tho others. . =;
cooehIe, Buslteeton, Wls., ineie.es chsradc, :.
nd lot,o. of spo!ogy Ss r not T,tT 'esS'
s' s ssi .s;s !s ' es!s soa 81 | TT e e hs qs
ss9e s a Fl Il; ssfi5sGs Il nnss Mut isis
Miss Co0che. p, - - :.
eys' 6nt iknts tic w;j.ss tS sohpa.as 8 Sss .
the:sfafs eossst tackle t. io ee!. aong III t'ant
t,l be reaches tle 'Sotcs," aud hu sase he hopes
s s e.. sy yt. ~ sS{siss ss,tsk s ssk III x sSs
stone. cst., he knoss how 1t Ia htniaclf. :''-
Encna chanaKsa, Dixon, 1lLs found / easr
enough tu solve ntno Uf the nystiean.s; but tho
she sent thu nina frat mstc out at once, and later
on a card caria beatnR tho asrahEe dcyice: Tow.
asab a ay s s s wSsn S &C. ss Ut
saSsa ss ts ii. ssin u; sstsss,s M 'sss as'y
oe;S rnton M Mhn Hs9ssed s .s n'ss e H. H.
pyraMid il wss il do"b d 10 si!e stssSst i sss
Guech!cs eHasada,. hs.s he esuab!nay writes h!s
no na Az .Iow high !: to,% A. .hs l1ar sr
eharaac, Towhea, must ID right. llo lhus ah.wess
Mtas Enenas riddle:
At sight prom1te to phY - e:.
ftlls note's ind0fted. hid It il truc, -
il will 'a pald The tHoineat dug. ..'
puptut, 0al,kush, Wis.,. Hent acr letter, in time
last week 10 bayo reached thu q. NJ, hut for tonio
fcason It "as not received htif too late fur htttto.
This 10 be regretted, fns t!.o lady hui tadu ont
4 complete roster, moi inlsvlng a anHls puzzle.
This week sht il in Tina tor nns currect nus.sttv
snd trles ;, Towhead :" with 4 ..skniltnt,n, bnt
that IL too hatd MnswcF. Sha then bewnila her
fate at not xcntinb ncr letter In lime last week In
tho following verse:
''f'uplar,' AIN dbl weep and wall
Inst "Afr. Poplar ",guIto forget
To pnt her anaRGrs In ttlG nlkt1
AMI 10 The e. rccsIrG4 tcts1 not
In tlnt tU x1st tho credit dHe ..s
For flbs9 tile thiHp you'd 1aft1G !" Hal d0n6&
Although The H0ldfunb fncl Ia trio.
That kLe uil tUlyr thttH er'fy 0he! .
Hsuxlit, 4, ,Gnshtd M she a. the nrree '..eowsidc" :.
And through all nt tscf llrks H.AlhH
She faithfully did tlnku lcF FJIi tnnct.
Un$. Though tflHa uilcknDWieIErt. SlIe
l!MtKt up her heart III try nKaih.
ANU herewith tcaus, i'll mighty x!ac,
Thu allwGt1 IL the thtess tth
, 1879-03-22
NIuto 4inlt1.ls!S.

MHf0 Nt1It1tN!N,
HHfHFe.
In Ills lecture on C!audc BERNARD, M.' Pan1
Invented BY BerEHrl during the late Frunca-
German war. 1t was proposad to reyictual
Paris, .shlct. rms nrIctty buGknt1cd By German
furccs. a largo number Ut cattle lad bcei cul-
Itcleti, waiting, for I'LL opportuuity to cross tho
Gcrt,,at lines. But difficulty i1as to RIluncu
tllesu animate, us llIeir cries would attract tho
attention uf the cnoms. Claude Bernard pro-
noseti tu pluetfcn uuoM them tie scct!un Ut tlla
nerve wliet enables them to emit tl.eir usunl
cries. Tl1r operation Is 50 easy tlsnt 1t could To
executed fn few seyunds by IN Ordinary
butcher. None Of thu au!nlnls appeared to huI.
ter In any way by t!ie mutilatlon which fau
taHtlH tLcin ,lttte.
, 1879-03-22

uRNEttAL JOHN AND PRIVATE JAMES.
F,.a tht Nah. D1}{Nd1,
Tho braycst names Tor asc and llatnes
We're fiehprnl Juhn And l'rlvatd Jhtt1oa
or tha' Sixty seventy"llrst.
General John was soldier tried,
ssasy sSt - ttFiie n"as aaa WItncrnE pt.ds
Weru Malor.Genrsal Johns.
a anocr would play on hts martini phlx,
Euprrlof birth to HlIDw;
"rishi" WA u fayosite word Q! hts,
Anu 1!o often said ''!lo! het
Full rr!yatc .1amsa j., q lessr;oea e. =; ,, might ba
No cliaractrrIstfc lrait bad ha
OF any distinctive kiHd.
70 Mnior. Uenot;.l jonn.
Tvs Doubts Ut nur respective namos
My niourilful n!n1 upon.
IA glimn,Ing thuught uccnra to mo
tlts so"ses can't aneasth},
But 1's0 a kind Of notion wv
We're cruelty changed at birth.
s'I'yo stranQo I.lca zach othct's names
That we hnYo each nut mn:
Such lhtnga Hass ls.u.l, xaId Private James
"Taoy have, snccEcl Dunesal John.
"My tiemesal John. swear upon
Ny 0attI, think 'tis to,"
"r1sll i" proudly ss.cereti hIs General John,
And Ao also suld. "Ifo! Ao!"
"My acnoral ,Jotn-nty Oeaeral Junu!
hty tirnatnl J0hni" Hhoth he,
hI'hfA Httst0cratlc Hnces upon
Your face ] blush to soe.
"N0 truly great or gener1us covt,
Deserving ii these i!Atlr*,
Would sIceF a. Il i|xcd idea limits dfo7s
In thu mind Ut u Private Jameaf"
Said General John. .upon your claims
No .Eud yDur lrcath to wasto;
II tlsIs IL n }okg. Full l'rtyate James,
Its Il toke af doubtful taste.
"I.ut ho!ng man of doubtless worth.
II yuu teal certAtu quite
Tia. NO were probably changed at BIRTH,
p I'll SehtHF0 to ray yuA'ro right.
30 General John NJ PEisats Jemas
Fel! In parade hpo,..
And Private .iA,lleS by change OF names
Wns Major -uaneral Juhn.
-'Y. s. Hilbert.
, 1879-03-22
CORSEI'S FOR MEN.
Gont1emcn Who Pinch THOR Thick Waists
nn,t Pnd THUR Tbin Shoulders.

1cnftnmcn WIN Pinch THOR Thick Watsts
mi 1,nd .ri,,,1r T,,In shoulders.
xhrn.t, proort.,.
r. ,co, .,,a 1acn .y1t,o ,nnnv A ,ror,cors ,v,rc
III 1out h'''4 aoo-' "'.e ,"a.' .,.' ,.".S "so
sngaeca III olscuSs'on uo"sl on t''o io.o'iae'
there wcro several seflo1s questions ngitaettg
Enrlnn1. Vhey wero fought In The newspapers
art hovo mi. II ia fanrcd, l,ccn satIsfactoriv
"'u ..,s ~ .t,o,,, IN ,io..a1 /, H.
eettleu 10 tnl8 aa!' i-es thc'' " e'assea ~ u''
order pf their importance as shown by tho
humber mud lcngtl, Of tho printed articles.
l. S1puld Young Indies over ID years OF are he
,r,,tnn,I a. homn n,u1 In ue',ntl3 .. ehop1a
"n'lpco W "o''c ""a ~ 'suoo ~ n"o""
gentlemen ~cpr corsetss y. ehou'u 'ao1cs on
hoystbacK wear spurst 1t u 10 he presumed
t!at the Young lady whipping, the lnae corset,
nn1 In, fonaIc an,trwc,r,nr to m ne thcy dbl
80 Lii, ,.,,,,,r,- l.. .ot1 ,,,,,,, t,,u.,
De1ote, !of "h"e hot"a's 70 1a'o a'ous t.'.''
now, 1t Is only 1atf to cone!hue the ag'ta1lofs
neither increased l.or decreased tl!elr praclcc.
Like the Sunday problem and tic servant mn
n,ro,,o, ,huac ,ro mnttors wht,., mn co,,,1 tarr
"o'""s.' .', e ....,.a... ''1.s .,"s
about uhtll oootAsua} "3hous Fesu'ts' u tnls
couutry lew men Wenr coracts anil t1lty
secu to like them. QottBrha1k, tho pianist nlld
cnuatly celebrated ns i beau, always lad on q
nirset. Tie JEa!e corset-wcurces 4rc thpee who
tuku tl.elr uoats to the uptown talor whose ad-
ycrtscn,cnt may bo found almost uny morning
fn tim Tetfger, THIS lnccutol,s fellow las an
arrangement wllicl, he nuts Into conts by which
ouca shoulders arc made to look rs broa as n
pr,zr-nghter'e. With one Of his Inventions. md
, 1879-03-22

might ID wel for Soll II snbs1tt fFst ot esp!e.
lives generally IN inc bs you, aiId can Then at
ohcc refer tEosc tu wlict' inject to TIN Direct.
ora for stctr tlccisfot,, But. pending that, yoii
Will p'tase understand that all cusslng and
swearing nt drivers antl others engaged on the
trnfJlc arrangements In which rou may wish to
indulge must be douc In writing and through
, 1879-03-22

ROCHESTER,, N. r., March U.-Lut the man.
ancra Il. tho lloo Fa!r PROCURE II possible, tho
yhps which figured so prominently In the cur
rcspotdr,.co last fnll,-thc ono made Of leather
thongs about eighteen inches long, fastened to
handle. ana tho unu made Ut eight wlla!ebotles
pl,u.t tweuty uchos long. fastened to IL handle
in n fan silapc.
Let them bo plnccsi on exhibition labelctl
"Sauiples Ut tle lovely rule OF wosnen." d.
, 1879-03-22
4 fovE-srnuoK HtocuTtonrsr.

PEoh1A, FeB. o5.-1 wondcr II dry member OF
Tbe Hon,e Is Interested In elncuttoha Two Just
begun 10 study It, and, IN spto Of Grandma Old
rays not likli.g nc8 ways, nnli otlcrs. too who
rau.!an "ws e!,!sn against atudy!ng anything
but Tic dtsli.pa, atl i!oor-cloth, ] an, decidedly
itrrcstct,-~so mich 30 ttat the low lE w!ldnr-
ness ID tnt,ic compared to the daily howl give.
Iiay my ure In theIr potscRaton 1lttla poem
called "Dasy'B Faithn Il do not know by
wIIo,n wrlttc1), and would they plcase senl mo
q copyf have lost mine.
HpMsnopx's SwEETugAnT.