The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-05-03
SUNBEAMS.
A mans love-notos payable at dght.

A good deed-one conveying you $780,
600 worth Of real estate.
Iona A Detroit milkman delivers milk right
UBt from the COW" by putting a hot brick in
lea each can.
It was the New Orleans Piedu4ne that
le said a pawnbroker always plays loan
nm hand
uua eight miles of grog shops and three
tors miles of churches" is the way they meas
oRrB ure Boston.
Chu
to% A man who attempted to pass counter
COO4 felt money said he did 30 to encourage
r.su home manufactures.
= The hum of a tea-kettle paid for is more
It a beautiful than an operate air on o piano
that is not.
niai The purpose of the law is to split hairs,
shield criminals and hit Justice between her
'nS ~ blind eyes. .-Bg6alO E1press.
'RAr ''Train wrecker!" she hissed, as he
nkl blunderingly stumbled upon the long ex-
w panse of dress in the crowded ballroom.
@ Electricity takes the place of coal oil
sRH We would like to see ourselves kindlng
,sf tre with lightning Not much.
roo There is one advantage in marrying a wo-
'ab man who hasn't mind of her own; she
pn can't forever be giving you piece of it.
PEI Whisky is now made from leather, and
This may perhaps explain why so many per-
n SONS who drink it are always strapped
What's the use of putting in time in
country where ballet is called bailey, and
On mallet isn't called malley-not by Jug
E Sul
III English ten dealers distribute novels to
IA people who buy so many pounds of tea.
n The novel-tea of the idea will soon wear
a, sway.
y A Western lawyer included in his bill
8, eganst client-"ro waking up in the
n night and thinking about your case, So
Y Gortsto~a Herald.
ig We saw young man with two heads
III on his shoulders the other day, but didn't
ID consider it much of o curiosty-one be-
Aonged to his girl.
'o An American mule, in a recent trial of
q endurance in Turkey, beat an Arabian
Y horse all to smash, and then stood ready to
y do two hours kicking.
i New York lithogaph firm is getting
out design for the heading of o divorce
:. SoAe1ChUe. IL represents DedLlnR OUT
his brains with law book
" Next time you hear of person 120 years
ci Old Just set it down that they may have
ra lived Is or 80 years themselves, and
- some cheap man has put in the balance of
ed the time for them.
late attache of Philadelphia theatre
AM bequeaths his head to the house to be used
nt' as the skull in Hamlet, and yet there are
GO people who deny that the American stage
tih I y getting ahead.
oap That machine for recording the sound of
ed fy's foot is wanted in the West Certain
H weekly newspapers wants TO see if it will
,w be able to hear the sound of delinquent
-, subscribers coming down.
'ou We defy any doctor in the land to prove
ar fhnt person who walks ten miles day is
IN any healthier than the man who sits down
IN an easy chair and reads three papes of
IN. paradise Lost"
" In this world even our Affections prove
y. themselves benefits in Disguise The man
~ with q wooden leg never claws around in
In the dark for half hour only to find
) 50 that he has got the left boot on the right
roy soot.
M A Boston lawyer, badgering Witness
IN said sternly-"I believe, sir, you served
.i;s sentence in State Prison ?" yes" was
tbe unconcerned reply, 81 was in the State
e Prison, and had the misfortune to occupy
<he cell your brother had had"
RIO A Beacon street lady, of Boston, who
ib ives presented at the Ottawa court lately,
tfe displayed jewels of untold value. Fact. If
~ she had told the value every one would
Il have known they were paste. - Boston
2EareAsT.
M That there is nothing so mesl but it
'N will turn when trod upon, is the testimony
Or of the man who stepped on a barrel hoop.
lg And he was heard whooping it up till the
lg air was blue as he limped into the house
h for some arnica
An exchange says:-"Kerosene will make
|, tea-kettles shine as bright as new" Eyes"
I remarks another paper kerosene will do
sb wonders; it will make whole house shine
y SO that it can be seen for miles, but it is
z, dresdfully destructive to paint.
= On the contrary, it sweetens the breath,
i fmparts a cleanness to the teeth, and by in
IL creasing the flow of saliva materially as
y eista dioestion Nav thA snraad nf ita