The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-03-20
FACTS AND FANCIES.
MARY's LITTLE CHILL.

And when she tried to shake that chill
/ 1t shook her back again
| II followed her 10 school one day,
| Which was sgai1st the rulei
| Il made the children la1zh to see
Pjof Mary shake Ia school.
| Add 20 the teacher sent her hons
| And bade her take some lie,
| To reconstruct her system and
| To liquidase her lila
READY-MADE-The young lady visit
ing for an offer.
SOME men ara like brooks, they are
! always muTmuring.
WITH all the variety of canned goods
in the market, we have yet to hear of
canned hash.
WHY doss the new moon remind one
of giddy girl? Because she is too young
to show much reflection.
UNDER the New Hampshire tax law
two hogs to a family sre exempt. That
would exempt the whole family, in some
cases.
AN amateur roller-sksteT at the Phila-
delphia skating rink made 8 ten-mile
Journey over the asphaltum payementin
forty-eight minutes.
II Noah had advertised in the news
papers the exact hour st which the ark
would sail, there would not have been
30 many lives lost in the food.
A BAREFooTED Syracuse girl kicked q
burblar out of the house, and sn observ~
ing mule went behind the barn and
wept.
"MARY, have you given the golhdis
fresh water ?" No, ma'am. What's
the use? They haven't drank up whst's
in there yet"
GAS to having half husband" says
q Mormon lady spiteiully, that is q
good deal more than many of you esst.
ern women are likely to get" OPpress-
i've silence.
IN an Indiana church the best-looking
young lady is selected to pass the COM
tTibution box and there isn't a young
man in the congregation that dare drop
in button.
IT takes twenty yards of dress goods
to make fashionable lady's dress now
adays-six to wear on her person and
fourteen to carry in her right hand or
up under her elbow.
On being deserted by her adorer, q
young lady in the millinery line broke
forth in this way; Such q wretch
ought to be battered to death with thims
bles, and buried in 8 band box 20
THE most popular Of the late inven-
tions for ladies is a low bedstead that no
burglars can possibly crawl under. That
is, iG ought to be popular, but woman
will insist on looking under the bed no
matter how low it is, and so the invens
ton is worthless.
WHOEVER spends his early years in
mean and pitiful society, though at an
after period he may have the choice of
better, will yet constantly look back
with longing toward that which he en-
loved of old, and which has left its i'm
preston blended with the memory of all
his young and unreturning pleasures.
BAsHFUL lover { to his sweetheart):
&c Ahem, miss, I want to see your father,
I've an important matter to propose to
him." Young lsdy Considerably:
" Pm sorry papa Is not at home, but
couldn't you propose to me just SIS weli?'
He did, and with perfect success.
VOICES OF THE NIGHT.
When bedtime GENES. and curtains fall,
And round I so the doors to lock,
Ere lamps 20 cut my wife doth call:
"a Remsmber, Gear, to wind the clock"
When boots are of, and Tor the day
All irksomo cares seem put 70 Tout,
hear vife's voice from dTeamland say,
a Be sure you put the kitten out"
When stretched between the sheets lie,
And heavy lids have ceased TO wink,
From tTundie-bed there comes a cry,
% want jEtnk want dvinkl"
The true memories and quick sympa-
thies of a pure, intuitive soul are frag~
mentary revelation of all-present, all
powerful love of God-the glory of the
sky reflected in a broken scrap of mirror.
The pity is some see the reflection and
never look up to see whence it comes.
AN Omaha belle recently received a
present of a pair of twenty-four button
kid gloves from one of her admirers.
She wrote him letter of thanks in which
she frankly told him he had made mis-
take in the size, but she had Temedied it
by cutting of the feet and only wearing
the legs.
AFTER the unique and cautious YER
dict rendered recently by q coroner's
Jury at Tunbridge Wells. all disbelivers
in the jury system should be converted.
The verdict referred to was: The
child was suffocated, but there is no ev.
idence to show that the suffocation was
before or after death"
LAWS derive their authority from
possessions and usage. Il is dangerous
to trace them back to their source.
They grow great, and ennoble themselves
by running; but follow them upward in
their source, tits but a little spring,
scsrce discernable,t hat swells thus, and
thus fortifes itself by growing old.