The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-12-04
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sPARKs THAT CATCH.


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Best when rare-Family brolls.
Soon dun-pay at sight.
Detectives are the spies life.
Uneasy lies the foot that wears the corn.
fashion plate-too often an empty one.
book Of travel-the tourists pocket book.
ofcourse Justice is COOL because 1t is Justice.
A tent that deAes the blast OF adverslty-con
tent.
TarrIng and festhering man is smear absur
dity.
The lay 'test-an egg producing match between
hens,
"What 5000 did in Wall street" 1t staid there
NJ Y, NeuS
child on the lap Of Its mother has an kneesy
time oft.
While 1t lasts, the wag Of dogs tail is purp
etual motion.
Better to be born an Ohio man than to die an
owe-I.OWe man.
Johnson-"Bob, describe BELLE" Bob-"she's
not describable."
An Englshmau wants to know II the hearing
Injuries the earring
oftentimes a fellow hnds that its the girls
mother he has to court.
The woman who does fancy work, very often
don't fancy work.
Don't get In debt to a shoemaker II you would
call your sole your own.
A Dublin newspaper says. "A number OF deaths
are unavoidably postponed
II will speculate in this wheat by and by,'
says the shrewd speculator.
Book keeping may be taught in lesson Of three
Words-neVer lend them.
| International play-when an angry mother
lays her offspring across her knee.
The only thing hoggish man does not try tc
get more than his share of, is religion.
The ladies sing "in the sweet buy and buy,
we will meet at that beautiful store"
The distinctive character of fashion for the au
tumh and winter will be mGSCulinity.
bad lOt-one which Is three feet under water
and ten per cent. over the market price,
A negro who was. struck by lightning finally
jumped up saying, who fire dat guni"
"That puts new face on i'll" as the boy saiC
when his bali struck the clock dial.
Whitehall woman calls her husband Coco
Resolutions, because he Is always broke
Ifyou are troubled with sleeplessness imagine
you have got to get up, and off you go.
Extensive travellers have always observed tina
the larger the hotel the smaller they cut the pie.
TITS dime to go to bed, is the pre- emptory slgl
In ten cent lodging house of neighborin
city.
great many young men might be more use
full II they belonged to a Home Miss shun So
ciety.
The sun is $4,000 times larger than the earth
and yet 1t persists In striking so small thing as
man.
slmple:pity amt much better to person tha
an insult but to pity him with s5.blll ia busi
ness.
A paper advertlses for sale pew commanding
beautiful view Of nearly the whole Congregs
tion."
The man who dreamed he dwelt In 'marbl
halls woke up to find that the bedclothing ha
tumbled of.
The young man who sat down suddenly IN
basket Of ripe Delawares, rises to explain that b
was sammarlly impeached.
II say, my little son, where does the right han
road go'" Don't know, sir; 'taint been nowhei
since we lived here"
"By their fruits shall ye know them" was wrl
ten long before the small boy carried home O.
pies In the leg Of his trousers.
She was no sailor, and 80 the dear creatu
couldn't be blamed when pointing to the mast
she innoCenty asked II "thOSe posts went cle
down."
Gen. Burnside recently reviewed the Rhot
Island militia understand that he sat on Il
limb Of q tree while the troops marched, sing
tlle, around on the boundary line.
A young lsdy's hat blew off on Saturday NOR
ing and was run over by broad-wheeled ca
The ribbons were somewhat solled, but the hat
now the latest winter shape.