Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1879-07-12
The Old Family Journal.
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' "' o.' S",'P Ssa OH. Jump ieaee 'hey
gas % 'F'uS '"'no.
What was tie moss honest bet that vas ever
"aie iNe a'p"aVet.
t"s SUCCESS ct church choir singer IS.
"''.' '''' 'A's''y matter oil chants.
Onimney sweeping must be good business;
500 .'''' '''y "-' u,'S IT,
4he stars ca brgadiers shoulder straps
arc nothing but sh'ie'ing genciaiiues
Those are words that burn as The man
sa.l when be 10 bis pipe with a s,sap a tews-
paper.
correspondent wishes o. know whether a
circulating library ought e. bc kent 10 a s,a-
ti0uasy store.
Nevada naper tens ~ d lea If ovs,srs IN
mountain near by. This is giving It's reed
e,s truth on the half-shen
japanese farms average about one acre each
IL size. and IL doesn't take f,rever t. hmm, nm
Gle COWS 10 the pasture.
Embarrassed Young gentleman Ito wife Of
cabinet minister. III think you've had
t.e pleasure Of meeting me before
number Of watches We're fonpd IN N
.r-ator recently kille5 In Fl.ri5s N 80
1T Tie ieveller or his clerk WINS 1isrove-c3
go, r.,,., O., 49,, ...-.,. 80,
TINES. few hours from .h,le ana i, vg,ll
srcn 20 ven that cyerytbiro Is cor-ir, nm
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s'l' "'. ga N9'"ke hlii'
"'''" le1 eve 'uv 40 0lu laI o. pants, Tor
~ s''.'''s 70 U.a'N'
Tie ia.l Of Adam was to' 60 humilatiug as
3. ne 1'. yen, oeIe vas 39 i,,, around
'''-' 'o'"4' 1'1 " pea 20"
me OiNc'Ni@u 1'.'"eTc'dt does not believe
wax an efp.s caused 'he isl OF Adam out
80 80 80 ,,, - "e'' nave '''D az orange OF
"," .ev PEDESTRIAN "ou'l u@Vei neaven-
"".s' u vas announcer inM 1t. Feler
world divide tie gate money daily with the
'''1 vac arrived n's''
An lodiana paper took man OF a day,
lus lim 70 wulrg locals aud IN three days
.he chap was writing criticism against Booth g
style Of acting.
a hoSiish traveller 10 the Holy Land. IL IS
SAID, Las discovered Jacobs we'll. We are
Delighted TO hear II. There has been rumor
aaoa' That Joco0 Was dead.
cubic foot Of alcohol weighs 79S ounces.
While Tue same quantity OF water weighs
lVso ounces. Alcohol Icing the lighter It
i''rs o. Tie heal Cut this out aud paste IL on
your tDumo nal'.
A man out West, who read that dry cop
peras put 10 bed Of ants would cause them
% leave, put some IN his moiher-in-laws bed
70 see u s"e Wouidn 50. lie says she was
'"''. az '1s' "''Ou"'S'
Well Nr. Znlu, wleo did you leave your
native land, and how were Ceiywayo aud the
family when you le,; q" "Ooiy. OILY. ayah
a.y "aliy: sS,aana Ink .-bo-so6o9. . Aside
'eS0i'a' 4 l'-a Do t1at so bad
Q is stated tlat voli-known English
porting ro0ieman last year paid bin Of
$500 ilr medical attendance upon his pack Of
A,.a''. ne mus; Aive thrown considerable
t!sN '"' 49,
-na' slol OH soul, MIS-. Virgins. says SIZE
--Ha9 ply sac e'}ss read.os abo1t them
l2fle it.Ns as nueI as she did about the
stewart o31y, o1iJ u aiat 4a;,e as excida' to
'"s ne'''>" system.
A kiags,ca jaas,, has developed the facul-
y OF n''nd-Te'..,r. She ,,ia TO her young
mao 's' spartan ''sh' Ay. though, to
'.e'e !ou 'e gong 10 Kiss me Correct. j.
JIG VAS aI9 l'i-
a ft French 'a,jy d.spairiug'y sail. d" am
s. iat that pray ior disappointment t, make
isc tlia. No sooner ices that Disappointment
.. go 20 "e'g eApeI'l.l', OF grown
''-1'' 80 '0 Su'" ~! 'n" ueV0he ia'lef
'-'- ''-l'
Its color q girls hai' is regulated by
. Gle SIC Of Ter fathers 1ockct-b0ok Ii ihe
h,'er be p.eiLouc the gir.s tresses are golden
~ auburn. II tle Old mans vale. is lean We
lear Tic daughter spoken Of as that I'd
o. 90. IN. -
,c 3 l-s''S e' IN one % tne
49, 1''u 'uN Hom lne Shoo I y
'-l 8, o-U amer oeeomlog urea ct Keeping
s,'N >-e tuiHel 'o tle cii'el aad asked; dow
-iD,- i-'iNeI 1'es 'li' torrd nlli run 2 John
f,F'si' Gear % The bottom, madame2'
Queen Victoria. Il is reported by The Innie,
l3. helps The authors whose works she adj
No., - ls,Ii. IN. 'ie,n 70 pa-'z.ne
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