The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-11-27
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SPARKS THAT CATCH.

Large for its eyes-Au OWL
paper caller--A newsboy,
A figure of speech-The barber.
A pai. of drawers-Two dentists.
Needs looking inlo-A telescope.
II, wise cat ts2t noses its paw.
A"Blby mine"-A prospect hole.
game leg-A hauuch OF vepison.
N5bodys D4isy-slsan o. Anthony.
A pretty girl has a right to bare arms.
Sharp practice-Learning to strap razor.
The sawmill runs t61he tune OF logarythm.
An angry man should pull down his choler.
A girl is known by the scrap book She keeps.
Englands Turkey talk is gobole gobbe, gobble.
The route to the coal.bin is hod road to travel.
The traveller ON the road to ruin needs no guide
post.
Music of the future-The wall ofin'ants yet un'
born.
The papers have turned on the electric light
again.
One Of the uses OF advcrslty-Helps to fllup the
dictionary.
Probabilities in the head with rheumatic
t5hdeucies.
The dentist, like the farmer may reckon his
profits per acre.
Old Probs is beginning to unpack his stock of
winlry winds,
It's alleged that Sarah Bernhard intends to ap.
| pear in Romeo.
Hayes reached Washington just in time to attend
another fair
The greenback must go-when the creditor pre-
sents his bill,
A good deed-one conveying you $4,000 worth
OF real estate.
Mr., schurz should understand that a Ute Indian
is always loaded.
Itappears that at horse trot The Silent Man is
as noisy as the rest Of us.
A fear is gaining ground that the President ls
not Hayes Republican.
Uneasy lies the man who has already been
caught at 1t once or twice.
Memphis rejOlces in business boom. Broom
is what she needs as much.
desert waste-Scooping out the inside Of pie
and throwing away the crust.
Another way to settle the Indian problem is L
have all the white folks killed Off
The 0loloua States, with It's "hot shot edltori
ais, is the southern Harpers Magazine.
Whenever the Indians and soldiers have brusl
the soldiers are very apt to furnish the hair.
Casar was fool He thrice refused o crown
losing Just exactly fifteen shQlings by the opera
tlon.
Caesar burned his bridges behind him, and tina
is what the man did who sat down on red-h D
stove.
When you wake up at night and hear the bab
crying look out for daDger-for there ia rocl
ahead.
"Nlw, Emma, what is the tenth command
reu?' Emma, aged Ave The same as 1t wa
last Sunday"
Senator Chandler had such strong will, an
used 1t so much while alive, that none was lei
for hlG relatives
The manager Of church fair when asked
there would be music each evening. replied, M
there will be singing"
/ farmer on the shores OF Lake Ontario ha
. nine acres washed away In twenty years. He
' evidently losing ground.
I The Presidents message will be due In weeA
The chapter of civil service reform ought to b
: uncommonly interesting.
. A young man who sneers at gir"s false teet
hasn't a well balanced head. LIT him marry
girl who has toothaohe and he will see where h
was lame.
. Vltles and clos, vittles and clos,
The older we gifts the better we knows
I, That all we can git is Vttles aud clos,
: ViLtles and clos.
An unknown man killed by the cars In Connect
icut on Saturday had In his pockets 80 cents an,
pair OF scissors, indicating that he WaA connect