Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-01-08

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The Beautiful Snow has csnse," ~ nd,
sand slayiDE will soon b here" 1;
T tsIars b is7esi = q H. apian N
A NOISY fellow annoys ! fellow.-N
Y Commercial.
PRIzE-F1GHTERs show each Other
marked attention.
WHEN Ham was sick was he CURED By
smoking.--N. Y. Mail.
WE shall soon see the boy mounte-
/ bank with his sled.-N. r. Mail.
DEARLY love my sweet art, said thu.
enthusiastic confectioner.-BestoH 1kaJ
script.
| The sleighing is excellent--the slay-
ing of livery horses on credit Chicago
| Times.
GA GROWING nuisance The Nav. !,
foundland pup next door. Noyristosss
Herald. 4. eas 4i-a sss I.
| ANYBODY can catch cold nov. The ]
trouble Is to let 60 again, Ike the man
who caught the bear.
| A YOUNG man with his fruE aaatse 4
may be said to have q tuft time OF it,
Gtasgow (Ky.) Times.
BROOKLYN has "converted banio.
ist," and New York 10 clam0ring for a.
converted piano FOUNDER. a
He that hath no music in hiS s0l6s
fit for usher, undertakes, tableswaitsr
some such thing.-Rosss .Sentieel
IT cannot be that "all Aesk ~ Uas
Grass gets its dew about the Shl3
that does in this world. Harffow xelI
MRS. PARTINGToN declares that 4
does not wish to vote, as she fe1fS ~
could not stand the electrical franchise T.
AN Irishman tells Of fight IN which
there was only one whole nose left In tie
whole crowd, and that belonged to the
tea-kettle." n M i
LIN the bright lexicon of the modern
farmer there is no such word ~ fall
All the threshing is done by machinery.
-LoreH Courier. i
Two kunpssd and nine lawyers iasA
congress3 Good gxseiaana Is II q
wonder they talk Q bllAf sessionf---
Nc,o York Eapress.
ARCTIC explorers, instead Of blubber-
ing over the unctious viands peculiar - n
the Polar regions are rather di1po66d u
make light Of them.
A PAIR of No. Is boots was recently
voted to the handsomest colored man in
Lexington, Mo-, and, further, they were
just his fit.
"Don't you feel nice when, after hav-
ing lost your collar button, and bought
a new one, 20 find the old one Ia your
boot3 Lynn Reporter.
ASoUTH NORwALK halter has chewed
tobacco great number of years without
any injury to himself, having bogxed
the tobacco.-Connecticut Paper.
A FRIEND of ours says she enjoyed
her trip to Europe immensely. Tha
sunsets were 10 stylish-such faak;s6ab1s
colors.-Binghamton Republicans.
In Paris when any one in thn1heatre
laughs heartily the rest Of thor lnos
put on great dignity and c1
joke! No joke! He laug
AN obvious improvement on xke-
speare: "Cry havoc, and let looee th1 a~s
cats If war. They will be much more
likely to come up to the scratch than
dogs will.
In the land OF the Kafirs eight COWS
will purchase q man wife; and what
il still better in some instances, she may
be disposed of q. the same price. B.f
talo Eapress.
in Detroit. This is diabolical schenae
to defraud the printers -and compel 'eslIi =
to 70 to church to get rid of the bogu
stuff -Norristosca Herald.
A PIECE OF coart plaster on 9 pretty
girls cheek is very much out of place
but it don't improve matters any when
her young man goes homo ct ii o'clock
with it on the end of his nose.
"TALK about vanderbilt's four tracks
from Albany to Buffalo" said = newly
arrived tramp this morning, "why, I've
got as many as sixteen thousand between
Syracuse and Utica. - Utica Ob&vver.
He said he rather guessed he knew
how to sail boat; but the gentle xephyn
that kiss the wayelets over his
watery grave mournfully whisper, He
lufied not wisely"
A COMPANY of settlerA IN naning
because, - they said, NthAts the only
place where peace, pseapeeity and bop
piness are always found"
THERE Il nothing which Ails the scaI
of young man with CONSERVATION =
mush a. to take hia best girl 10 pTAyeF.
meeting and have the p6Stor call upOn
aonr afrangeF friend for bsfsw rsnasks
LApr c,;ssoner @My it'll. boy
wishes for d N0ah's ark. Have you
one3D Toy man: !" No, m'nn, -.
Wd,re given, up keeping Noah's harn
inoo the school board como. They was
considered too denc minational, msumtn
--Erchange. asSs
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