The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1879-09-04
the most important fishery question: il

the most important 'fshery question L.
"Have you got bite"
The Buffalo EIpr1ss thinks that women
can never play ball satisfactorily until they
are permitted to use their aprons to catch
with.
| 4 poem entitled ITO my Mule" in the
CoUrierJ0urnql, closes with these lines:
, so now. my Mule, your matin nubblns MUNICH
\ And nj trim your tail he while you lunch
"No," said Psperwste, explaining, Il
! wasn't really mad when the old man drove
me from the house, bu, | must say feit
put out boston Transcript.
"What does l2no mean" asked pupil
Of her teacher, lew days since. limo
Why, don't you know what that means
II means the same as 6&weowly. haven't
Won seen il in advertisements IN the news
paper?"-Oswego Times.
as that the way you 60 on all day."
said Mrs Jobbins, as she b+hetd her hus-
band going through the physical sccompt-
nImen,s OF a yawn. "Oh, no" ne replied,
Il always take care to save myself for the
home-stretch. "-Andrew's Bear.
Sunday school teacher: "You must re-
collect that all / am telling you, happened
one thousand, eight hundred and seventy
nine yesrs ago." Pupil: "Lor,' Miss, how
the time do slip away"
Sanator Linck's recent statement Is re-
gsrded as The greatest effort of his life.
The Turkish irregular troops are now
known ~ Bashi- YszDoks.
The parents Of the late Bayard Taylor
have been on a visit to Burlington, n. y.
His father is Sc years old and his mother
so years.
The Rev. Newman Hall has gone TO
Switzerland to obtain some rest ere return
ing to his duties ss a preacher and a
/ pastor.
, Mrs. Oates new husband had better
I carry q shotgun. IL il the best thing TO
, scare away the admirers Of HE wife.
Henry Watterson's recent letters from
Block leland convey the suggestion that he
is not taking his water straight.
The f. ct that Mr.. Dixon was shot in the
, back shows clearly enough that Msi Bsrks
. dale killed him in self defense.
( Parson Murray, perhaps, did Tot intent
/ to elope, but it appears that he could no
IA help himself. Two women were in charg
e Of him in San Francisco.
e There are two vacant thrones on the WEE
if coast of Africa, and the dusky sui jects tur
p their eyes to the sea in a wistful search 10
:" q couple OF Ohio men.
Eddy, the last + all River reprobate, his
been in both branches OF the city counc
aud Of the lower House of the State Legi
laiure.
" An exchange says: "Tilden's barrel
~ labeled odd Crow" ard, now We think
a, a. it, old crow is the principal diet OF h
81 party.
ID George W. Jones, formerly United Stat
"A Senator from Iowa, has been forced by po
~ erty to seek nomination Tor sheriff
he dubuque county. Tie is eighty years
a age.
1T DIR. Schlieman says that in ten years h
10 wifi. has mastered nearly all the Europes
"a, languages committed most OF the Homer
iis 30. ms TO memory and assists him with re
vi in all his undertakings. Sooner or later
oil thinks they will come to America to resi
n permanently, as his property is almost q
Ter in Indians.
'h Miss Antrobus. a yourg English lad
~. who became a Catholic some three or 10
" weeks ago, is the sister of Mr.. Antrobr
who was for several years attached to Z
~ English legation in Washington, and WI
lie though handsome, talented and the posse
~ or of large means, gave ur everything
n. become poor priest.
The On Thursday last, while ex &c
II Sprague was walking on the beach ne
ow Narragansett pier, his attention was turn
ow to sail boat containing two men viii
3nt ran too near inshore and got caught in I
Of breakers, finally oyerturning. One m
cd. was caught in the ropes and was under I
of bost. Mr.. Sprague, jumping into the v
ri. ter, succeeded in righting the boat and r
be cuing the man from drowning.
After taking account of our press
wheat crop, let our Eastern brethren
charge the West as wanting in politent
1t is the most excessively well-bred CO
munity on the globe. We want one dol
'ir. per bushel We are selling a few milli'
for less, to get little pocket. money,
we intend to raise