Daily globe., 1879-04-26
GLOBELETs.
Mount vesuvius is to have railway.


Mount Vesuvius is to have railway.
Song of the dry-goods clerk Swinging in
Is refusing to shake hands with man giving
him gripsack?
st. Louis boasts policeman who can shoot
dog without falling down.
Some melons cannot be plucked without the
exercise of musk-ular strength.
Ice is now manufactured in Tennessee and
Georgia 1T one cent per pound.
Who can blame Hoar for not wanting to keep
his seat? Toe many pins there.
Indian territory and Negro Kansas win make
pleasant geographical neig hborhood.
The Philadelphia Record says the whole coun-
try reposes faith in Bayard. That is 30.
The latest fashion in .burgling" il by carry
ing telegraph wire across your house.
Columbus Epson has been elected to Con-
gress. People do have their Epson downs.
New Haven turns out 5000 900 corsets annu-
ally. Of course it's maids and matrons are all
staid.
As weapons of assassination revolvers are
rapidly replacing the time honored stiletto in
Italy.
Mr.. Money was the Greenback candidate for
Congress in q recent election. He was very soft
Money.
Since the arrival of the negroes in Kansas,
all idea of planting water melons has been
abandoned.
A young lady's prayer book is so heavy now
that it takes young man to carry it homo
from church.
German proverb says: ''Man is what he
eats" What the old harry can Zach. Chandler
be made of?
docs Mr. Hendricks really pine for rest?"
asks an exchange. We are sycamore discussion
on this subject.
Sir Thomas Elliot insisted that Chester, Eng
land, was founded by grandson of the
patriarch Noah.
An exchange says that Grant could not carry
New York. 1t is not safe to let him get his
hands on it, however.
John A. Logan is the pewter-tongued orator
OF the senate.-Bangsr Commercial. You i'm
pewter false ring to his remarks.
Mrs. Oates is said to be alarmed at the rapid
ity with which she is increasing in flesh. All
Hesh ID grass, Alice; have it mown.
One can't look at the Autographs of Nodes
ka without wondering if she can really roll her
eyes up as far as the picture indicates
In New Hampshire they arrest man to pre-
vent his being interviewed. Chief Joseph
would have had rough time of it up there.
Palestine is one of the progressive towns of
Texas.-She,naan Register. 1t hasn't quite got
up to the original Palestine, where the Dead
Sea.
John Bright says he does not know which is
more AZ parent among the Tories, their igno
rance or their faculty for lying. This is bright
and blunt.
Now take time on this one. The arrow, not
the bow, goes through the air, therefore the bow
is not aronaut.
, 1t is said that Kellogg dresses with Quaker.
like simplicity. That's nothing. Pauline
Markham nearly attains to the simplicity of
the South Sea islander.
Hendricks said he did not feel called upon te
take the second place on the ticket. But sup
; ! pose the Democratic party should call upon
him to do it, then what?
George W. Childs was the oily agent who de.
clined by telegraph for Gen. Grant. The Ian
guage employed by him was worthy to be
strung with his daily elegies.
The Durham, Eng, colliers who are going te
leave home and come to this country, will fnd
very little mining work waiting for them, un
J ess it is in Arizona and Colorado
The Crown Prince of Germany is reported tt
lhave said to Herr Delbruck, the eminent Ger
man statesman: Bismarck excites the peasant
and the citizens of the town to mutual en-
nifty"
Two California sharps were playing game o
cards. 1T is very singular" observed one
''that havn't seen king yet" s'Not at all.
. replied the other; ''you have one in your sIeev
and have the other three in my boot
= The royalist party in Italy severely censur
= King Humbert for having on the 28th ult. CON
muted the death sentence of Passanante, COZ
q tending that thus encouragement has been di
rectly given to further attempts at king kill
q ing.
J. Baroness Vigier, better known as Sophi
|. Cruvelli, the once famous singer, reading il
g bed in her villa at Nice, set fire to her cur
Il tains, and, though the ufremen prevented tn
loss of the house, all the furniture in her bed
;. room was destroyed.
o Anna Lewis chased neighbor in Cincinnati
) firing at him as she ran, until she had emptie
/ the seven chambers of revolver, when sh
= :. loaded the weapon and fred seven times MOI
~ all without hitting him, although his clott
ing was perforated.
II It was peculiarly unlucky that fifteen pain
a ings, valued at $l25, 900, should have been re
). tur ned to the Duke of Newcastle's house, frol
y London, where they had been lent for exhib
k tion, the very night before the fire, by whic
they were nearly destroyed.
"a A lawyer in Lebanon, Ind, was on trial fl
y, perjury. The jury agreed to acquit, but ju
'. before they returned to the court room wi,
1t their verdict, the prisoner embraced the oppo
10 tunity to run away. The inference is, that !
8. thought the jury looked upon the matter in Il
X same light as himself.
l, One of Houdin's most puzzling contrivanc
't was clock, consisting simply of brass har
and a glass dial, and which, in spite of it's cor
= plete transparency and absolute lack Of an
- thing corresponding to an inside pendulum
weights, kept accurate time, and what ",
. more curious, returned to correct time if pu
:. posely moved backward or forward.
n "Angelinaw," said Augustus, eagerly, ~,
n made aw conundwum. It's veal nice, to
ID What did Jonah find to wide on when he ",
II thrown ovawboard?" Angelina-"Oh, Guss
% Why, he-teu me, darling" Augustus-"E
't went by the wailway. Amt that awful
iawly, Angelinaw? Took me two hours to ,
n it; pom honaw. boston Transcript.
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