The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-05-15
LOCAL

Pay yourahonest debts
Dull tinies-yages low,
Pointer dogs are cheap. ~
Roasting ears are planted.
Don't Islander. your peighbcr
Cherry bounce is sprouting lively.
Strawberries taste strongly of silver.
Our schools are ON the shome stretch.
Time for the patent hay fork man to
turn up. ma -
Butter is plenty from pastures greeh''
at Is cents.
Our schools win close In about four
weeks.
There isbut one way to deal with a
serpent, that isto klft-
Hs How to mark table linen-upset the
cofee-pot or gravy dish
The cucumber is the mule among veg
etables. 1t always kicks. =
backward seasons sometimes yield the
most productive haryests' -
The question now is-wilI we decorate?
dttuftf 4
Presently flies and profanity will be
plenty.
The lovers Of "apple-jack' have livery
1 fnepfospdct ggVhA Oh +.
Philip Miller has the finest double
turnout in Eaton. IS.
our physicians are ~anxiously awaiting
the organization Of q base ball club.
The Ohio Teachers Association will
meetin Cleveland on the 1st, I'd and Sd
of July.
Ladies' linen collars and cuffs below
cost, at the Eaton Cheap Store, next to
post-ofice.
The top, kite and marbles are all neg
leeted this summer by young America,
in their mania for pedestrian fame.
silk handkerchiefs 15c. each andupr
wards, at the Eaton Cheap Store, next
to F. o.
When a corner loafer dies. should his
obituary read: ssAnother land mark
gomez"
3 Dadies,alisle-threa6 gloves 10, y and
lac. per pair, at the Eaton Cheap Store,
next to P. o.
Laziness is said to be one ofthe causes
of insanity. At this particular season,
we shudder when we think OF it.
Alarge line of fine towels from 8 cents
each upwards, al bargains, at the Eaton
Cheap Store, next to ?. o..
When you see anan with a look of
agony on his browp don ask him what
is the matter. His folks are cleaning
house.
Gents half hose &c. per pair and up
wards, at the Eaton Cheap Store, next
top. o. - ns
H4W Judge JAMEs a. GnAokE made his de
butt in GfeenyiHe this week onthe Bench.
We predict be viii make a popular
Judge.
White handkerchiefs, hemmed and
ready fqr use, &c. each, at the Eaton
Cheap Store next g
The Murphy meeting at the Court
House last Friday evening was sofsred
hot that some of those present left the
room. Sc. we are informed. sse.
Laces and edgings from 1c. per yard
upward. at the Eaton Cheap Store, next
~ top o.
Joe. MseTner will flhthe room lately
occupied by the Mammoth Cheap Store,
with a Tremendous stock Of notions. Just
call in and see. !
~
Sewing machine needles, for all ma
chimes, 4c. each, at the Eaton Cheap
Store next TOP. o.. G3Ef7EA
We have a Board of Health and we
have some very filthy places about town
that need their aftenti5n5 n promptfy
too.
Ladies' fancy silk and lace ties at s, 10
and lie. each, to close out, at the Eaton
fheapsS Store, next to P..O.
lsH mo one can think clearly when suffer-
9lsss ing with Headache. Dr. Bulls Balti-
more Pills viii Danish this disagreeable
aiiment. Price 25 cents q
200 ward spool cotton, in white, black
and brown, s spools for scents, at the
Eaton Cheap Store, next to 2. o.
When a $4,000. clergyman is offered a
SO, 1000 pastorate it is styled a sscall,s
whereas in point Of fact it is not a "calr'
buta araise."
5000 Gents Paper Collars at SC. a box,
or g. boxes for 25c., to close out, at the
Eaton Cheap Store, next to ?. o.
Geo. Calderwood, Ohio's champion
sblue ribbon orator, dropped into our
sanctum on Monday lastand lefthis card.
Sorry we were not in
~ Cents linen shirt blossoms 8, 40 and
~ 1Se. eaeh, at the Eaton Cheap Store,
next to p. O..
A young lady ate half a wedding cake,
and then tried to dream of her future
husband. Now she says that she would
rather die than marry the man she saw
in that dream.
The LARGEST and finest line OF embroid
cries ever shown in Eaton now on sale al
the Eaton Cheap Store, nextto p. 0.
The amateur walkists had a gay ole
time at the tSaw Dust" church on Sat
urday evening last. We are afraid from
all reports the sanctity of the place wal
badly deseerated. 1t was naughty:
Two papers carpet tacks for S cents, a
the Eaton Cheap Store, nextto I. Q. /.
DIR. Stephens viii soon remove thu
frame structure in which he now resides