The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1879-10-25
HASH.

HASH.
soft a elk with golden hair,
Bright "A stars were her eyes Of blue,
Truly I loved my lady fair;
Truly my lady loved me, too.
Did it break my heart when my love
lay 'leadi
WHY, bless yOur soul, she didn't die.
Time wrought change as it onward sped ;
She loves anOther-sO do |.
-Conkiimg.
Beats the world"-a tramp.
A theatre Bill-Shakesp"are.
Assault cell.er: The policeman.
Cive.ceDt counters are u success In
Q take nickle cents.
The proper time to be buried in
slumber 10 the dead Of night. -
Medical Adviser.
The reason We cannot have an
honest horse race Is because We
haven't an honest human race
Bonner.
There IL no necessity Of excepting
your powder dry" when you are
loading . squirt gun.-Pewaukee
Husbands never meet their wives
With ''smiles" on their lips; they
wipe them OF before they get home.
"Whols hug, or monet" as the
young fellow said to bis betrothed,
Who vac inclined to flirt.-Pewee
Methodist.
Itis rather forcing the season, but
. young lady remarks that the ring
Of skafoo upon the frozen lake Is
tune To- for anything.
L q very easy for q man to break
ioot IN bed II he will be satisfied with
Q loV rolls and Q turn.Over.-BOstOn
Commercial Bulletin.
The difference between a woman
and "a umbrella Is, that there are
tlmoo WheD you can shut up an um'
brollA-0ail Hamilton.
Hsliglous papers are like circus
clowns IN one respect: they make
- o. Q Joke until It is old enough to
Voto.-UOSth American Review.
"A haiy on the head Is worth
leoen u the hash." says an ex-
chaaaA Dut then It doesn't attract
1005 @ 0uch attention.-Chicago
TSj6vsa
Ono p % onion boiled and the
ether q 3 bunion oiled. There is the
oaoVoe. You can At q conundrum to
y q Jour lelsuIe.-Atlantic Monthly.
''P.oisesos Tice, says an exchange,
"predjcto thas tho hottest spell BY
6I = 20 TO come" That Is what
our preacher oAys, too.-Peck's Mil
Voukoo Gun.
An ipquisitive young lady asks
'WhAt . the most popular color for
Tie bIjdoi" The QeW York Star
answers: II 10 were going to marry
~ should prefer . white one.
Along Hayes proposed route to
XansoS tho railroad companies have
ordered OIL cards inscribed, Beware
q frauds" 70 be removed from the
6epote and ticket of1ces.-Samuel
]. Tilden.
L q against the law to carry con.
oeoled arms, yet the Rome Sentinel
eeyD Il nothing uncommon. on moon.
uGht evenings, TO see young ladies
With half.concesled arms around
their waists.
And now the returned city people
Write 70 their country cousins, with
whom they have been staying, that
they arrived safely, but found the
city infected with smallpox, which
d likely % last oil winter.
George . i've years old. His moth
eehad undressed him for q bath be.
fore putting him 70 bed. As he stood
before her said, 'Now, mama, I'm a
It'd" "Yes, my DEAR" said che.
"You know what kind Of q kid I am,
mamal" mo, darling" "Well
pakid. Scientific American.
When q man aWakes TO the reali
sing sense that he IL for the frs
tine . father bis breast heaves with
emotion, and he rushes down town II
haste % b congratulated; but, II
o1te1 yealp, when II becomes an oil
story, end the seventh infant cuddle'
down IN IT, swaddling clothes. BIZ
emotional breast doesn't heave, ant
With Q pocket book - thin a. q car
board and . depressed bearing, b
huITieo 70 his business, forgetting t,
~ anything even to his cOnfldentia
6iendS about it.-NOrth America
Review.
"What sort Of an epidemic IL thu
% Afghanistan :" asked Skinner yes
To-day. - he sauntered into th
0o0ctum.
Haven't heard Of any epidemic,
M the reply.
Haven't heard Of it' Why, dom
you know tho Aighans are breaki0l
QUIT Sec? Breaking out, You know
bCeak-hold on. don't shoot, I'll 90,
ed - backed towards the door an,
0lj6 down the golden banister OF th,
slairs With such rapidity that he va
obliged % ct down ID . pail OF waite
q quooch the 1re'which was produc
q b. the friction. -Scientiflc Ameri
TIE Number Of Posto1eeS,
o. the drst Of September Their
Syses 4. III poseomees. i u. the Unitet