Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1879-05-01

"A company mas Dten ArghblZeQ lOr the
lighting OF the city OF San FraLciaco by
eleetr c ty.
During the month Of March The mint ai
Ph. .l4de,pn,H colned /, 74S. $40 pieces valued
at 50 031, ,3s6.
The government receipts from internal
r. venue and customs amount 20 about
81 600 600 daily.
Tho negio emigrants from the south
stil continue TO go west, snd Ksnsas still
CONTINUES TO howl, ION, Lord, bow lous?
--'Nsncy Leo" and Johnny Mcrgsn,"
''Rding Un u load OF baJ,"
"Does your mother know you're out"
"GJDe." "1en thousand miles Awt,"
Il .tlc Fraud" and "Annie Lsurie'f
Tapping at the garden gste,'
"Oh, 'is ,iiy," "''Iu the starlight"
when fellows little lAte."
"A correspondent OF tho Courier journal
wies from eastern Tennessee that tho fruit
crops OF that section are all killed.
james Aull, respectable gentleman Of
Washburn, Mo-, took arsenic for QUINN, {,
which killed him an hour Afterwards
1t is sait, 10 the credit of the Chinese,
tha: Of 10000 employed "n pubic works IN
lCsliioruis, not siI bsVy been discbsrgeo ior
ntoxlca,ion or any other cause,
Copy was out. The devil picked up q
paper And said, II re is some hing about u
womab--must | cot IL ouli' "NS,n thun-
dered the editor, "the lrst disturbance ever
created Ia the world was ocoasioned by the
IeyiI iooling sbou! womAn.'
-"Have you heard my ioYe was coming
"B nnie Bessie O'er the leh!
"BrUwn eyes hss that little mHideB,"
And "a maiden isir 10 see."
"What Is home without fnothorE
"W ben the summer rain ~ o'ei!"
"Capt. Jink-,' "How csu leave lheei
'TheL come In ana shut tho door"
NEW ORLEANS has commenced quar-.
autnlug all vsssels halliDg rom Injected
ports. Turning the cold shuplder 20 impOr.
ted yeiiowlever germs" is't fIlis .
rvirIgeraton.
snow" "My hsart il cad and lonely,"
when toe b4ni begins TO play"
And II want to be sn angel"
A "WAlkiug down BroHdwsy,"
"Wnen the moon ~ brightly beaming,"
In the cot age by tne sea-
''On. there is no hsTm IA kissng,"
"Iho Fellow that looks IKE me-"
The htilc Grand Duke Michael Alex
4ndrowItoh, youngest son OF the cz4toWIt b, A.,
has At four months old an allowance Of
$4,000 for his table and q household oil
nneen persons.
--GEE. DIX, Of war fame, dead.
NEGROES are so thick In KsnslE that o
white man looks as lsnesome as ay IN y
dish OF gravy.
THEY are trsmping all the dog fennel in
Bentoo county. down, sesrchiug for gold
"A .tFErMo Of the Missouri Teachers
Association Will he held in 81. L1us, com
pencing June Gath, and wiil continue in
session four days.
THE I4Aasuer peniten tiary bill s. passed
the II use allows j. Is. Price q Co. to work
the Montserrat mines until th,iT contrRct
with the State expires. We believe they
nave two years Yet under the contract AZ
the expiration ot that time. II there is no
tartber legislation on the subject, tho con-
vicIs MusT GO u Jufn6l Democrat.
LAR Saturday was the cix,ieth anniver-
.ary OF Old Fellowship in the United States.
rho pioneer lodge was started with seven
uen In Baltimore, on the night OF April 20 b.
1919, and from that small beginning the order
h-s expanded until il now Numbers over
200 900 members. The day 10 generally oele
DRAFTED throughout the couDtfy.
Tho number of swins In this country is
81, ,7G6, 200.
=. rhe Epglish miners slill continue to
strike for higher wages.
Judge Bucknsr has prepared R bill for
the Increased coinage OF silver.
Texas contains eo.oOo more acres OF land
than the entire German empire.
Cotton seed oil is manufactured At Mem
phi', Tenn, at the rate Of 100 bSrrels per
day.
From recent pedestrian intelligence there
Ia need OF a song entitled, "rramD, tramp,
tramp, the gals are marching. ."--Atlantic
Constitution.
The United Stats minister to Mexico
has scot 10 the department Of State y circu-
lar announcing az international exhibition
of agriculture and industrial products IN
Mexico, beginning Jan. 10. 1850, and n con.
tinue three months. No duties will bo
charged on objects tor exhibition.
Our State school supenn,eudent bas
made the thirIv-tbird appropriation tho
school fund. s. I.onis gets S7l ,2Gs SO;
]. .ckson' county, Sls 79l 10; Buchansn. So.
7a0 go; jasper, s 1856 is; Franklin, 81, 236.-
03; 81 Louie conu'y, Sl,l9i 40. Carer coun-
" giis the smallest amount OF any, S226.OT.
AT school examination in Conneticur
the other day. girl of sixteen stepped for
ward and begsn 10 resd her "eomposi,Iou."
II was beaded "The Beeoher Trial" and she
was going on to say; "Adam and Eve par
took Of be forbidden fruit'' when the lady
principal rushed forwsrd al led the aston
ished pupil TO seat thus deprising The
world what Of no doubt would have been
valuable addition TO The scandal literature.