The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-01


THE day after washing-day is one of sad
irony.-Boston Transcript.
TAYLOR, of Tennessee, aged 25, is the young
est man in the house of representatives.
THE whisper of beautiful woman can be
heard farther tnan the loudest yell of duty.
THE Whitehall Times says man who has
one of his optics knocked out, is a man of one
eye, dear.
Young man, in beginning the journey of
life don't take the train from the wrong deep
owe.-Whitehall Times.
Mr.. JAMES TURNBULL, a Georgia democratic
stump speaker, is picturesquely described as
"The Wild Cat of the Curarhee.n
Two hundred and nine lawyers in congress-!
Good gracious! Is it any wonder they talk of
a brief session New York EXPRESS.
Mrs. BURNETT has just completed a new
book called Louisiana" the name of the he
roine. She must be the "Maid of Orleans"
A SATIRE or burlesque is a take-off, and that
may account for the scanty wardrobe of bur-
lesque performers.-New Orleans Picayune.
Young Mapleson is the husband of Marie
Roze, and also her manager. That's more than
most husbands ever hope to be.-Detroit Free
Press.
ELDER Talmage says sin is catching, is in
fictitious. is epidemic. If this is so he must be
in an awful condition from his late bad associ-
ations.
A FRIEND of ours says she enjoyed her trip
to Europe immensely. The sunsets were SO
stylish-such fashionable colors.-Binghamp
ton Republican.
A CONTEMPORARY speaks of revival in
kissing" This is a revival in which many
young ladies are on the "anxious bench.''-
Norristown Herald.
WE no longer question the propriety OF
considering vessels in the feminine gender.
They run each other down almost every day
in the English Channel.-TurnersF Falls Re-
porter.
SHOE dealers find that if they mark "No. ~
on their No. shoes they get a fit and please
their customers, who would not for the world
put on shoes q mile too bIg.-New Orleans Pic
ayune.
Now is your time to lay in your next years
supply of gold. Ii will never be any cheaper
Albany Argus. We've done it; got tooth
stuffed Ola Satu,day.-New York Commercial
Advertiser.
A CHICAGO apadvertises for several steady
girls TO help on pantaloons. And an envious
scribe says that a fellow who can't help on his
own pantaloons ought to be ashamed to want
girls to do 1T.
THERE are healthy, grown up men SO anx-
ious to appear in print that they will sign a
patent medicine certificate, swearing they
nave HdQ WOTiuS Ddlllct1 Dy NeEhlIuSc, VI any
thing else.-New Orleans Picayune.
allow many make q crowd?" asks the in
quisitive man of the Edinburgh Herald. Well,
we reckon, On a Sunday evening that the
presence of the father and mother will make
the largest parlor awfully crowded to the
young couple.
A NEBRASKA minister preached an hour and
three quarters last Sunday. and by that time
the pews were about emptied, and, as the last
worshipper COLI red his hat and slid out, the
disguised preacher asked the choir to sing
"Nothing but Leaves. Omaha Baptist.
RESUMPTION, January 1-of specie payments
and of swearing off tobacco, liquor, profanity
an all other forms of unrighteousnees.-Bos.
ton Transcript.
PERsoNAL-H this should reach the eye OF
D-s Ky, of the Sand-Lot, California, it is
to say that 1t is all over betwecl us. return
photograph and lock Of hair. 1 never gave
you my heart. I simply gave you legal advice
Forget me and learn to love another. THE
WIDOW BUTLER.-Albany Journal.