The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-09-09
vANITY'S FAIR.

An old wedding ring reads thus, Il do not
repent gave consent"
The constitutional right to bear arms is
granted to every pretty woman.
Jones, who is engaged to all I,eiress, calls her
economy, because she's on tile road to wealth.
West Point has Irritation walk, where the
cadets learn the tactics used in engagements.
Eighteen new dresses q week is regarded
as minimum for the fashionable watering
place young lady.
"Husband means band OF the house. >"
We thought it was the mother-iri-law who
made all Of the music.
There are Il great many women who will
never go to heaven, unless they can go at
excursion rates Whitehall Times.
A cynical old bachelo. says woman are SO
full of their own secrets that it is absolutely
| impossible for them to keep the secrets OF
others. 7.r. -
! The Buffalo Express thinks that women
can never learn to play ball satisfactorily un-
til they are permitted to use their aprons to
catch with. H...
The young lady who aspires to be admitted
to the ranks Of the legal profession does not
reflect that the qualification of her ambition
would only make her bar-mad.
! 1t is charged that the girls of Vassar
College fence with broom sticks. evidently
under the mistaken impression that that was
what broom sticks were made for.
All the axes and bucksaws found in the
ruins of pompei are Of light make, as if
constructed for womanS use. Those old
| ancients knew their little business.
The reason why Detroit woman got off !.
street Car without ringing the bell was be-
cause she saw her husband walking with
sood-lookng widow, and she had no time for
ceremonies.
! How doth The busy Susan Il, Anthony
Improve each shining hour
In seeking out some way tina. size
| Can get woman into power.
\ Michigan tramp who has been shot at five
times by farmers wives says he has only to
watch the end of the gun to AVOID the con-
tents, as Il woman always shuts both eyes
when she pulls the trigger.
In the worlds broad field of battle.
| In the bivOunc of life:
BE not like dumb driven cattle;
oil City Derrick.
Addie Ten Eych is the name OF a Medina,
Lenawee county, girl, aged 1G, who drove IA
lcapcr to cut twenty acres rf wheat this
season. If -Addie lives there Two years hence
Mendina, will be u good matrimonial
prospecting county-Detr0N Ne,cs.
When yesterday asked SOU. io'.c.
| One little word to say,
! SO please say yesterday.
--Nmris'o'cn Herald.
A Boston wife lately attached pedomcter
to her husband, when, after supper, he started
to go down to the Office to balance. the books.
On his return fifteen miles of walking were
recorded. He had been stepping around a
billiard table all The evening.
Man is gudgcon,
Woman is the line
That dangcS DER lis head
And hooks him every time:
She bates the hook and holds tl. pole,
But the minister is the
That hopS him from eternal peace
Into the frying pan!
| know Il charming little maid
The incest that / Ger did sec.
And am very much afraid
She's made /. victim sure OF me.
i;ut. oh. my boy. how could help it
she's so young and sweet and fair
Oh lly. how could help it:
| Her old mans II millUnaira.
An old bachelor was reccnt1y heard saying
to Il young lady: There is more iewelrv
nowadays than when was young: but there's
Que piece always admired. which don't
often see now .'What is tina, ?" asked the
miss. IA thimble," was the reply.