, 1879-03-16

Cbcst-protectors begin to look wrinkled and
care-worn, and oycrcoats have almost lousnt
the good fight.
The individual who Is not affected BY the
pedestrian craze, but satisfied to DO MS walking
in strcct-car will reach the last stage In HES
Journey as safely rs though he were leu Gu
bccf-tea and suffered the agonics OF blistereo
foot. ..... ........
An exchange tells Of a young man who swore
off smoking and was worth $40, ,0co in five years.
There's some mistake here. We know young
man who has swore off fifty times i'll five years
and isn't worth 4 cent.
We have been int tending for some days to refer
to the fact that Mr.. Richard Il. Heni1eeui', one
Of our leading hattcrs, has recently returned
from an extended Eastern trip, taken for the
purpose Of securing the latest and most al1-
proved novelties in gents hcadwea1. his well.
ordered and clcgant: estaoshment. 10 10
Clark street tMethoa1st Church BLOCK, now
confirms one OF the most coniplete sLocks u
rents, Youths, and child7cn's hats to be found
in the West. lnstead of carrying line OF mic
rior roods ant1 protesting to sell cheap, ALT.
lIeuncgau makes 4 specially OF giving oetter
article for the price than any house 10 the clty:
Among the new goods he has - Ilhe ol solt anu
stiff business bats rs low $3.50. that for quail
ity STYLE and finish are superior to anything we
have seen, Make a note Of his address, whether
desiroue of purchasing or not. You will always
bc assured OF courteous treatment IN his model
establishment.
. This is the season when the 1ancuid lady who
finds the Sunday morning promenade 10 cnurcn'
two blocks away, excessively fatieuing, taxes III
on au average ten s'spring openings" every
day. asccuds and descends probably three miles
of staircase, and walks around several thousand
counters and showcases, without exhaustlns
herself in the least.
Novelties in the millinery line are to be seen
at The retail department OF ". Il. Hagedon's
millinery house, e u1ld Il Madison street. Al
though it is but the beginning of the season,
still they have many beautiful patterns OF
trimmed hats and bonnets from Paris and New
York, and, having engaged several OF me @ ness =
designers and trinmers, are prepared to furnish
anything desired in their line.
In one more month we'll have the rosc- of
love true reminder; and be it said, we'll also
have the festive organ-grnder'-"'th ~ monkey
Cut this out. vaudcfftcook & Co., corner State
and Madison streets, have Just published com
plete illustrated gtlide'with four maps to Lead
Vile, Col. Price, 10 cents by mail
Cbiraro music teacher offers to exchange
m,,sic lessons for washing.n That is, hc will
trade the keyboard for the wash-board- Ira,
la, la, laundry!
Among the more important business changes
of this season will be the removal about Apt! l
Of the wholesale and retail establishment OF the
], II. n. Jones Stationery and Printing. Com
y: nanv from the present location on Madison
street to the new tire'story building now being
fitted up for their accommodation at the north
east corner of Monroe and Dearborn streets.
This change will give the Company the addl
tiona accommodations demanded " ,:. me eon.
for railroad printing, OF which the COMPANY
make spccialtY, as we'll as 1or all Gcscriptlons
of commercial printing, will be unsurpassed IN
tho West.
nVhat occupation did tile Duke Of Yelling
ton follow before he joined the armys writes
Lee County correspondent. He was teacher
Of mathematics in 4 grammar school: Dom
YOU remember his famous ordcr to his class
q Up, boys, ami add 'er."
Beecher saws there is ten thousand times mort
happiness than trouble in this world Their
may be, but il is not equally divided. eolnt
people enjoy 81 per cent Of tho happiness, allt
others 80 per cent Of the trouble.
| We arc Informed by the proprietor OF tht
| Rryant & stratton Business College that NOR
! than 500 students have been in attendance
| this wcll-known institution durn: tue past yea"
This speaks we'll for the popularity OF buslnes
| education. ::
A careful investigation Of all the experiment
in tla, line, reveals the fact that it takes abou
| so cents worth Of Paris green to Kill 10 cent
/ worth of potato-bug.
| One OF the leading photographers of Den
mark, writing to friend in Chicago recently
speaks in the highest terms OF the photograph
OF the babies by Joshua Smith. 296 North Clari
| street, which received the grand prize at tn
| Paris Exposition, and: calls them the Lincoln
paraplcs in the line OF, photography"
An adua;rcr oil Weston, O'LearY, and. othc
sstra,nps'' purchased copy OF Walkers Die
tionary, under the impression thatlt was Wos
on pedestr:anism.
No wonder Hcisslcr & Junge's bakery an
Etr+o CT : CNnfIn1f1l$
crowded with customers, for all goods OF thel
manufacture are worthy OF the highest com
mundation. Their Vienna and milk oread, !
particular, Is unusually fine.
4 Nevada Girls Love-Let Ter" Dear Jimmy
It's all up. We amt going to get married
says you're too rough, aud guess she's right
I'm SO sorry,-hut can't you go to Europe m
get filed dowu?'
Mr.. Emil Dietzsch. who SO successfully n'1e
the Office Of Coroner, has opened drug-stoI
at 105 North Clark street, corner 1nulana' ~
thorough knowledge Of pharmacy ana pfac1ics
experience will prove invaluable to Ills patron
| Suppose that the wearing Of colorcd stocking
| does poison and cause the death OF hunureds
women. Are not second marriages otteu hal
py:
Yesterday we found j. S. Bash, the origin
| art designer aud manufacturer, NO. 2'S Norl
Clark street, rs usual, up to his eyes ID WORK.
The force Of habit Is so great that some lam
lies will send servant two DlockS .peyonu
| grocery store for the purpose OF borrowing
little tea from neighhor.
Gale & Blocki's compound cubebs cigarette
cure the worst colds in the head, and using tne
prevents one from taking cold.
Man, with all bis grand cndoTments, nnds
difficult to thread the periious edge OF an oranE
peel and keep his nose in the direction d
Creator intended it to point.
Now is your time to write card to some new
| kfntjnr that q C1uu1uuLE 4o1 u