The Canton advocate. [volume] (Canton, D.T. [S.D.]) 1877-1897, 1879-05-22
Facts and Fancies.
Sley Ying must g~

s1sy Ying must -
Genius stands. on a,bad footing Ilris
never well .heeled. s,s4 ~. Ia. N--S
When IA mans head is turned, of course
it must be block-head.
The fellcw who wfote ttOh, ask hlt
not Again." must have been full.
Umatilla Indian. Certainly you may
till Indian, but you never can cultivate
him.
73 An admirer Of Ben. Butler says, as q
leader he is one III a hundred. Bermuds
Hundred?
A soft answer turneth away wrath
but it is not worth one cent to ward off d
broom-stick.
The Danbury News Rman has written
six books, and thousands of his readers
are dead, but he is alive
The happiest moment Of barber's life
is when he is boring out your eye with
his forefinger fortified behind a wet towel
The Picayunc says the man who takes
every kind OF patent medicine offered has
an inquiringlnind, though of a very poor
quality. sEE# III f8SE
In the lexicon of youth, it is said, there
is no such word as fail; but that is where
the |. .. y. differs materially from mer-
chantilc reports.
The Tom Paine memorial hall in Bos-
ton, is badly in debt and there is no
Kimball to raise it. Send for Ingcrsoll
Detroit Free Press.
The man who has never been kicked by
a mule has yet something to learn, though
he may have dozen diplomas from as
many colleges saying his education is COM
plete.
Adolph to Araminta, on their way to
church-"How | would were the pray
ser-book you clasp so lovingly Reply
How l would you were, for then could
shut you up"
In some cities every loaf of bread has
its weight stamped on it to indicate its
value; but if every loafer bred in this
town had a weight stamped On him, he
would be suppressed.
"Another bungling execution" You
know-great athy-sheritfs ought 20
be more ,careful--poor fellow--nrtiliug
said about the way he stole into a house
and chopped up two old people. /
The thermometer went ten degrees be-
low Charles Francis Adams Sunday
moming-Rome Sentinel. Wait for the
heated term and it will be climbing up in
the neighborhood of Dennis Kearney.
~'How to reduce gas bills is the head
ing of an article IN the Buffalo Erpress.
| 4 &c fnr hn al 10 n,
retire at an early hour, leaving their
daughter in the parlor entertaining her
young man.
Talk about women bowling for their
''rights!' Where you'll find ten men talk
ing about woman's rights you won't find
ono woman, because the ten men will be
sitting on deal boxes splitting against the
glocelsa stove. e.,s.s-sazsszssarzesss
''That dog looks more intelligent than
his mastef,' said Mrs. Mic, as she and her
husband passed a huntsman and hoitnd on
the roadway aEvidently," returned G..
o., ''hc is inan of but one idea, while
the dog is IA creature of two widc-ears, at
lcast''
Gold has been discovered at Menomo
j
sin, and there is great excitement The
dispatch, however, does not state the de-
nomination, and the public is left in the
dark as to whether it is a five, ten or twen-
ty dollar piece. r., augsSs aRr
4 When we read In an exchange THAT ."all
communications 8tuthis paper should be
written in afttl1 clear hand; 'we Silently
smile as the probable chirography of the
editor Of that sheet rises up in the ilnagi-
nation in the chaotic form of Chinese
puzzle struck by lightning.
We don't object to young people ex-
tracting all the pleasure possible as they
journey through life. But young men
with So salaries can't be expected to at
tend more than three dancesfa week, and
have much money left to put in the con
tribution box Sunday morning. ..,.a,s..5.4,
! "rhose horried beans . again" quqthp ptIoln,
As.hoinc he canlet to gruh 1fK
! "Why must you cverpatronize
3 That weakness of the 'Hubr" t7'B ff4
| Z" 'Tis godliness, my DEAR said she, (. Esss
sIhat win sme to them 90, 81 sa@ {3y8 as
If we wonld ever sodly be,
We must bean-eat, you know
"Ycs,."sighed the voting man, as he
| felt painfully for the nloustache. that
ought to have been there; j, .Finsby is one
of my most particular friends. he il So
particular that he growl ls il 4 lend him !;
trade dollar, and wants me. to consider it
loan Of a ninety five cents. He is my most
particular friend.
lln his ;rst trim 1}o,vnss they aOuntl1 XMr