The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-05-22
BRlC-I-BRIC.

BRIC-A-BRAC.
Mime. Isabelle McCulloch, the di-
Yorccd wife of Brignoli, is tho 'tButtcr-
cup in the now Boston "Pinaforc."
| - Longfellow begins poem III
the Intern 1ttonal ReVieao with the ex-
claim: -
"Eow cold are thy baths, Apollo I"
Apollo will probably explain that the
poet must have turned the wrong fau-
ect.--SyrucuSe iHa9ld04U.
Some OF the ncgrocs who emigrat-
cd to Kansas will certa ly / i've an
opportunity to grow UP with the coun-
TIP. They baXe already .,ibeen. planted
| Surely Mr.. Chandler can now af-
ford to tnke his collar Off of Hayos.
There is no likelihood that anybody
else will ever claim tho man.-Atlauta
Constellation.
Zachary Chandler's1 friends say he
wasn't drunk wh6ii' he made an exhi :
bition of'himsclf the other day. How,
then, do tltoy PROPOSE to account for
his Observation-Disclosures Constitution.
"A young man in Nebraska sent an
olicr OF marriage to q girl in Iowa
whom nc fancicd, and in reply received
|
minister"
Clowns have detorioated SO much
during the past twenty-five years that
circuses arc now Obliged to employ
four OF these stale testers to make up
tho deficiency. '''
| Let tho dogs bark, but confound
them, says the Boston Transcript, thcy
shant do all the growling-not If the
forty odd millions Of people in these
United States know themselves.
1t san editor with modcsty tho
most intense in the land who whites
the following: "'Tiring Of their Lydia
Thompson appearance, the maple trees
arc. going down in their trunks for
their spring and s.lmmcr suits"
Tho Patterson Press says: Ifyou
happen to come across rcd-hcadcd
man six feet high, weighing 24O
pounds, armed to the teeth and with a
wicked look III his oyc. just take him
in like Il good citizen. 1t is Red
sLcary. .'
"A Boston wife slyly attached q
pcdomcter to her husband, when, after
supper, he started to ego down to the
Office and balance the Dooks". On his
return tittccn miles Of walking was re-
corded. He had been stepping around
q billiard table all the evening.
"A Paris correspondent writes that
Mile. Nilsson, the great songstress, is
passing the winter in Paris. She is in
perfect bodily health, and s!le is dying
Of cnnui. Her husband, Nj. hou-
zcaud, will not let her sing. He can
not bear to sec other men making love
| to her OH the STAGE.
AT an evening party one lady was
making al asp of herself in the matter
of another, Of whom she said vohe-
mcntly that there wasn't such another
in the city for everything that was un-
lAdylikc or UNIV omanly. "Sh-sh. nv
DEAR" whispered a friend to her, ";ou
arc forgetting yourself"
-"Gcorge," she said, to the pcrspir-
same, but rs our city relatives arc
coming next week, mother thinks
you'd better stay away, because your
long hair and freckled face might
make them think our acquaintance
weren't yery high-toncd." The young
man is staying.
-Freeman's ,saerllce Of his daugh.
ter is cited by tlit Boston Herald as 4
o'AANi'S SN"iHl'AC VI ioleiA WitltOttt io'I
warned: from s9ASGiousaaXat byifbs9Ft:' Wf 81:
that human reason is not to be depend
cd upon, and TINT faith. is our onl,
salvation." = ." .'..0'
"A gentleman was disturbed from
, his rest in tho middle of the night b,
some one knocking on the street door
} "Who's thcrc.", he asked" ga friend,
was the answer, "What do 70,
want" 'I want to stay here al
night" "Qucer taste; stay there b,
all mcans," was the benevolent reply
Nothing can exceed in intensit,
tho sickly pallor that o'ersprcads til
s countcnancc ofithe young man whel
his girl lifts from his coat collar
f long red hair, several shades lightc
1 than her own, md transfxcs him witt
: stony gaze that demands instant ex
, planation.
-. .-"What arc you looking for?' ask
ed ono of the widow Bcdott's tw,
daughters, who were entortainin,
:, their young fellows OH the piazza rath.
cr late. one night last summer, ofthoi
mother, who seemed to be hunting TO
something Wouad tho front yard
1.-THE morning papers,. answered tn,
widow. Thcyoung men left.
IA San Francisco manager is sait
to have recently returned the manu-
; script Of n play to tho author with thu
following suggestions: ''Altcr tht
first act so that tho heroine robs thu
bank instead If defending it, and in the
last act make her cludc the detective.
by !climbingup q. cataract on slack
rope with tht Safe slung on her back
then IN produce your play"
No. Kech;, the motor man, pours
a glass of waer in his invention and
it raises 1900 pounds. This is pretty
good for waer, but poura glass OF
wlliskcy into man and he will raise
h, we'll, considerably more than 15,.
900 pounds. tits to be hoped though,
that Mr.: Kelly will stick to water.
Tho present heads of the houses OF
Norfolk andSutherland have, for tho
first time in their. history, abandoned
the Liberal party and Joined the stan
dard of the Earl Of Beaconsfleld. The
Duke Of Norfolk owes his liberty to sit
in the HOUSE of Peers to tho Liberal
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