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The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12
Litlwual llifAiculties.

A Maine man, the other day, in a
public court of London, said he spoke
'American, and all the court laughed.
On one occasion, an estimable atttache
to the late Mr.. Bennett, ana who, from
the fatigues of the job presses OF the
New York Herald, aimed to study med.
icine and become city coroner OF
Gotham, illustrated the power and the
peace of language at one and the same
time. The very first case OF the doc
ters coronership was that concerning
the death by murder of an Italian. The
only or chief witness was the terrified
son of the murdered man. He was
brought before the learned coroner, who
said, in an imperial Milisian style,
worthy of q Gotham coroner:
''Well, my lad, what language do you
speak?"
No response.
"Do you speak German
No response.
"Do you speak French ?"
No response.
"Do you speak Spanish?'
NO lCopOhoS' -,
800 you speak Italian?"
No response.
"Well, do you speak Irish?"
Then turning to the jury, the clas-
steal doctor said Gentlemen i'll the
whole course OF my professional expe-
rience, have never had such an aston
ishing witness brought before me. AS
you see, have addressed him in five
different languages and be has respond
ed in neither.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12
How She Maze Him Quail.

She was really charming and seemed
to enjoy very much the quail on toast
until her pearly teeth struck "A couple
of shot, then her countenauce changed.
her expression became wrathy and she
said
ITS too mean that they leave those
nasty shot in the birds.
why, said he, ''they are good for
the digestion"
Yes" said size, that may be. but
l don't want to die jest that way"
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

He said he would like to be an
editor; that he wanted to revol among
fancios, startle the world with his ideas,
with words that burned and thoughts
that shook the nation. He was hired,
but when he read a three-column proof
of an auditors report, and was handed
a Sheriffs sale, he remarked that facts
We're less in his line than poetry, and
walked out of the or-[The Nation.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

A farmers wife, in speaking of the
smartness, aptness and intelligence of her
son, lad six years old, to lady acquaint-
ance, said: "He can read fuently in any
part of the Bible, repeat the whole cate
chism, and weed onions as well as his
father, "Yes, mother" added the young
hopeful, "and yesterday licked Ned Raw
son, threw the cat into the well, and stole
old Hickey's gimlet."
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

A new opera called the Phantom of the
Sleeping Car, is to be produced soon. It
is by Wagner and VIII be in charge of an
experienced conductor. It will be given
nightly and probably have long run. It's
birth will be hailed with real pleasure
Tickets may be had at all railroad stations.
-Rqilway Age.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

Chinese agents bought one hundred
tons of iron in New York recently, for
expectation to their country. Hitherto,
all the foreign iron used by China was
brought from England, and this change
OF custom is gratifYing.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

As Ben Butler is now at liberty we
would respectfully suggest that he
would make an excellent Dick Deadeye
for some ''Pinafore" company.-Phila
delphia Chronicle.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

'FWhat is tin ware?" --American Ag-
ricuIturist. Tin-ware is something that
represents clothing, taking its place, as
it were. -Danbury News.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

Show me the man who would go to Heav-
en- alone if he could, and I will show you
one that will never he admitted therein.
o. City Item.
The comet. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1877-1882, 1879-04-12

A toper's nose is like a mecrsehaum
it takesGears to color it properly,
and then it isn't worth anything.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

BREAKING INTO CHURcH.-People are
now days bent on going to church. If the
door is found locked they force an entrance.
They are bound to hear preaching.
Thus it happsnrd last Sunday in Somer-
set. The Wiseman wing of the Lutheran
Church belonging to the General Council
Synod held the key, and had for some
years past held possession. The joint syn.
cd withdrew and refused to recognize
Wisemnn, or attend his ministrations.-
They got Rev. Ridenhonr to preach for
them in City Hall. Ridenhour left, Wise.
man also left, and both sides for few
weeks had no Minister. At length the
joint synod people got Rev. Waters to
preach for them at Reading and New Lex.
ington.
Last Sunday the key Of the church Was
demanded but Mr.. Wiseman's Trustees re-
fused give them up. I'm the morn.
ing q number Of the members who would
not recognize Mr.. Wiseman went to church
and disturbance arose and Marshal Wier
was called on and things quieted down.
In the afternoon possession was taken OF
the church by the joint Synod and services
held by them. There are many rumors
afoat as TO what steps will be taken by
both iparties but il will likely go before
the courts.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

And a similar reduction between all Trans
Ohio points. Their rates are for below
those of any other Express Company.
They have also made arrangements with
Mr.. A. H. Helser, for carrying all goods
to and from this Office thus saving the pub
lie the inconveinces OF coming to the de-
pc, for or with their goods.
All matter Except moneys, notes, drafts,
and o D. packages) give Mr.. Helser or
any orders left at the American house will
receive prompt attention. We make a
specially Of the prompt delivery of all
goods sent through our line and will be
equally as punctual to call and get any
matter desired for us to handle-Our lines
are stretching through q large territory
and Notwithstanding our company has been
in existence only little over a year it al
ready extends to Chicago Ill. Cincinnati Q
ST. Louis, Mo. Baltimore, Nd. Washing
ton, ID. c. Philadelphia, Pa. New York,
Boston, Mass and hundreds of intermedi-
ate points.
We duly appreciate the past favors Of
the public and thanking them for the same
earnestly solicit a continuance of your pat
ronage promising pEomptness and punctu-
ality in all affairs you place in our hands
s. B. NICHOLS, AGENT
Office at Depot
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
Outside Stationary Strap
"CANDEE" BOOT
NOTICE IN PARTITION.

Mary Ann Eagle, and her husband Jacob T. Eagle.
James Eckenrode, Jerome Eckenrode and Charles
Eckenrode, who reside iu Perry county, Ohio;
Sarah A. Kinney and her husband Jacob Kinney,
George w. Eckenrode and Joseph F. Eckenrode,
who reside In Putnam County, Ohio Clara Fellers,
enrode, who reside in Fairfield County Ohio and
each Of them, will take notice that petition was
filed against them on the Goth day OF November,
1878. in the Court of Common Pleas, within and
for the County Of Perry, Ohio, by James Flowers,
and Elizabeth Flowers his wife; and is now PEN
ding, wherein said James Flowers and Elizabeah
Flowers, his wife, demand partition of the follow
ing real estate situate in the town of Somerset
in the County of Perry, Ohio, and being the west
half OF In Lot number SO In said town OF Somerset
Ohio and that at the next term Of said Court Of
Common Pleas, the said James Flowers, and Eliza
beth Flowers, his wife, will apply for an order,
that partition may be made Of said real estate and
the rents the same adjusted between all Of said
parties. JAMES FLOWERS and
ELIZABETH FLOWERS, his WIFE,
BY VIII p. Finck, Jr. A ttorney for Petitioners.
November %, 6w. pfS6 so.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

If we were not compelled to raise money,
we would not urge our subscribers to pay
up. But we need money and must have it,
and hope this will be the last time we will
be compelled to call upon our patrons
We have a number of subscribers who
have not paid one cent on their paper for
two years, and don't seem to care whether
they ever do pay anything. We will shame
them before long by arrayipg their names
in print before the public.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
SALE OF DESIRABLE REAL ESTATE
IN SOMERSET. OHIO.

In pursuance with an order of sale to me issued
from the Probate Court Of Perry Comfy, Ohio,
l Will offer for sale at public out-cry, ON rMR
PREMIsKs, on
SATURDAY, THE 4TH DAY OF JANUARY, 1879,
at2 O'Clock In the afternoon, the late homeste I'd
property of William NJ. Ream; being in lot No. 80,
In Somerset, Ohio.
Terms Of sals-One fourth cash In hand, and tho
interest from the day of sale at the rate of per
cent. and be secured BY mortgage on the premises
Somerset, 1t is in good repair, has on ii good well
and cistern, convenient out buldin ings is favorara-
bly, located for dwelling and business purposes,
and the title is perfect.
Appraised at 3SS33, ,331a.
SAMUEL X. REAM,
Assignee Of W. NJ. Rcan.
November 81, 1878, CIV. pfs6 25.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

There is report in circulation that
some one whose family was suffering for
the necessaries of life received an order
for provisions from the Trustees and among
the provisions bought was a half pint or
pint of whiskey. The Trustees should in.
quire into this matter and see if there ID
any truth in the report. We didn't sup
pose there was any one out eide of the
New Lexington Ring mean enough to dc
as mean an act is this
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Our Amateur Dramatisis have in prepa-
ration the popular society comedy "Self,"
and first class farce entitled "Turn Him
Out" which they will produce in the Town
Hall. on Saturday evening, January 11th.
The plays are excellent selections and
the best Dramatic talent our town affords,
hence we may expect very good enter
tainment
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

One of the orators at the great fantastic
parade" twenty two years ago, will 60 into
the back yard and club himself. He didn't
know that when he was emptying his mas
sivs knowledge box on that occasion that
he would be gfoomed in the New Lexing
ton Ring stables.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

We do not mean when we speak of the
New Lexington Ring that the citizens as
class belong to the ring. There are many
honest good people in New Lexington who
denounce the ring which is raising an i'll
feeling between the tax payers and their
village caused by a set of carpet-bag loaf
ers that are not only squandering their
means but are a stencil in the nostrils of
their people.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
For Sale Cheap.

A House on years time, with rooms,
good we'll, Eice lot, located on Main street,
3 doors west of. opposite the NJ. E. Church.
Price, $1,000 as follows 500 down 500 in
Six month, 800. each year with 4 per cent
intereat.
Address, N. BARNES, Box Ills. Zanes-
vile, o. A rare chance to secuae a nice
home on easy terms. Clear title or no
sale.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

When the Changers are discussing over
the question of economy would il not be
we'll for them to consider the matter Of
keeping up the New Lexington Ring.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

H. A: Schwartz is turning out magnifi.
cent lot of Photographs but will positively
only remain until after the holidays. Re.
member he will exchange for country pro-
duce: We advise one and all TO take ad.
vantage Of his short stay and procure their
pictures.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

There will be petition put in circula-
tion in few days, petitioning to the Leg
islature to pass bill compelling county
officials to let all work to the lowest bid.
der. Every tax payer is interested In this
and should sign it at once. All wishing
headings can get them at this office.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

This is the anniversary Of that big "fan-
tastic parade" caused by an attempt to
steal the records of the county twenty two
years ago. Some of the leaders of that
parade are to day the strongest sire eaters"
New Lexington has. Times changes mat.
ters, or money we should say.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
New styles In winter shuws at
COX & GALLIN'S.

There ia an ordinance forbidding riding
or driving on the side walks which is vio-
lated when ever the roads are in bad
condition in the suburbs of the town. All
cases reported to the Mayor will be prompt.
ly attended to-
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Last Monday night Marshal Wier at
tempted to arresed "Bush" Eagle, and
Eagle resisted striking Wier with stone.
The Marshal then struck Eagle with bis
billy, and he. run into the street and threw
another stone. Wier then drew his rcvol.
yer and fired, but we have not learned the
result of the shot,
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The Changers can't term the New Lex
ington Ring loafers middlemen. They are
set of ungrateful dead beats that have
not the honor of the honest pauper who
thanks the people fox providing him with
something to eat and a place to sleep.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
Tramps and Beggars.

The citizens of Somerset are requested
not to feed "Tramps" as the Council has
provided means by which they can earn
q meal or leave the place. The Marshall
has been instructed 10 arrest all such and
lock them up, if they do not leave forth
with. Any that may be really sick and
unable to work will be provided for.
ROBERT B. WOODWARD.
Mayor.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Any one wishing to pay their subscrip.
zion in corn, wheat. -four, or poso.os can do
so IL the same is kelivered at once. We
will also take corn fodder or good hay. We
want the money or its equivalent.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

We have number of deserving people
in this community that should be looked
after and their wants cared for. We don't
mean by this that the chronic dead beat
should receive assistance, but them Who
are unable to help themselves or are viii.
liug 10 work but can not get it to do.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Will the Legislature of Ohio at their
coming session pass bill compelling coun-
ty officials to let all work paid for by the
county, and all advertising done by the
Probate Judge and Sheriff to the lowest
bidder? II they do they will save one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars per an
mum for their constituents.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Don't delay any longer than possible
paying your tax. 1t is no use grum bling
about its being squandered on the New
Lexington Ring, as three fourlhs of you
voted for their interests instead Of your
own.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Darst & Grimm have been paying the
highest market price for poultry and pro-
duce. They pay cash and give all that
the market will justify. Now is the time
to sell as two chances in three you will sell
for lers by holding on.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The Legislature will meet next week
and on its action depends the success Of
the Democracy of Ohio, the coming fall.
If they make general reduction in the
salaries Of county officers, and let out all
legal printing to the lowest bidder, they
will add thousands Of votes to their par
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

One of the most accommodating and
agents on the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
or any other road, is Mr.. s. B. Nichols OF
this place. Mr.. Nichols has the confidence
Of the entire public, and is building up .
trade for the company.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Noah May has moved to the Bowman &
Mechling shop formerly occupied by Hi
ram Souslin, where he will be ready at all
times to wait on all who has any thing to
do in his line. His charges will be as low
as the lowest, and by prompt attention to
business he hopes to receive liberal share
Of the public patronage. Remember the
place, North corner of Market square,
Somerset, Ohio.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The managers of the Baltimore and Ohio
Express Company wish to call the special
attention of the public to the fact that they
have reduced their rates on Express mat
ter to and from this station TO all Trans
Ohio pointt from 10 to 45 per cent. as the
rate between the following wall show:
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
1THE GREAT CAUSE
OF
HUMAN MISERY,

Just Published, IN Sealed Envelope.
Price sir cents
A Lecture on the Nature, Treat.
ment, and Radical Cure
Of Seminal Weakness or SpermatorrheA induced
by Self Abuse, Involuntary Emissions, Impotency,
Nervous Debility, and Impediments TO Marriage
generally; Consumption, Epilepsy. and Fits; Mem
CULVERWELL, NJ. D., auther OF the "Green
Book" &c.
The world-renowned author. In this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be
etiectually removed without medicen, and with
out dangerous surgical operations, bougies, ms
ruments, rings ,or cordisls; pointing out a mode
of cure at once certain and effectual. by which
very sufferer, no matter what his condition may
be, may cure himself cheaply, privately and rad
cially.
BaE Ihis Lecture ViH prove a boon TO hon.
sands and thousands.
Sent, under soal, In plain envelope to any ad-
dress, on receipt of six cents, or two postage
stamps.
Address the Publishers,
THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
4eIAnn St., New York, P.o. Box, ass
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Marseal Wier's "free for alp is receiy-
ing its share Of patronage. The gentle tap
of the hammer will on the stubborn "nig-
ger head" will greet the new guests as they
are admitted to the house of safety.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Now is the time to petition to the Legis
lature to have all work let out by county
officials to be given to the lowest bidder
Get up your signatures and bring the ques
tion before the Legislature.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

A number Of subscribers who reside out
Of the county that are owing US for two
years will have their accounts placed in
the hands of the proper officers for collec-
tion il payment is not made by January
lst. 1879.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

PERsoNAL.-Should this meet the eye
of the individual who created disturbance
in church last Sunday by his continued
coughing, he will confer favor on the
congregation by procuring bottle Of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup, which will cure him.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Suffer not disappointment by employing
too many "cures;"-but for the disease of
Infancy use DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup which
never disappoints, and costs only 25 cents
a bottle.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
COALl COALi!

All who wish to furnish coal on sub
scription, should do 80 Immediately.
Quite number of our subscribers are
owing their last years subscription. and
wish US to take coal. II L 10 delivered at
once We will receive il, but if not We must
have the cash.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Look into one of our business houses
that advertises and into one that don't and
see the difference You will always find
cheaper and better goods in the enterpri-
sing merchants store who always adverti-
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The travelling public always find the
American House the plsasantest place or
travels. Mr.. Needy is untiring ir
his efforts to accommodate his guests.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

Rev. ]. NJ. Kendig, Missionary Superin.
dent ofthe Reform Church of Ohio, will
preach in the Reform Church next Sab
bath, morning and evening. The public
is invited TO be present.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
A Kempf cells stick candy at 14c.

The sleighing has been splendid the
past week, and every thing with runners
has been put to use.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
A. Kempfs Bullitin, for the holiday 9

Per Can 18, rs 80, 80 and 45c.
Special rates given to Teachers and other
parties buying candy in quantity.
Ny fine large stock of toys l will sell at
8 per cent above cost.
Butter, Eggs &c. taken in exchange for
toys and candies at Kempfs.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

II. c. Chalfant is the agent for the Oliver
Chilled pillow. All who wish to purchase
the best plow manufactured should call
and see him.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The sad intelligence has just been recsiv-
ed Of the death Of Mrs. Vincent Clouse,
who died in Iowa. Her remains will be
brought here for interment on Thursday
nsxts
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

We hear complaints from several of our
subscribers not recriving their paper regu-
larly. We wish all TO report promptly who
fail to receive their paper and we will at
tend to the matter.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

A full and Complete stock Of Drugs and
druggists sundries ..at Skinner & Roberts
cheap for cash.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

This is the Swearing Off day, but a
number will wait until morrow and
nurse "bust head" the remainder Of the
week.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

TJcan make money faster at work for US thandt
/ anything else Capital not reqaied; We will stus
you. s12 per day at home made by the indar-
iustrious. Men, women, boys and girls vsntet
every body to work for us. Now 10 the time. Cost
ly outfit and terms free. Address TRUE CO.
kuOuxta Maino
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

ORR week in your own town. No risk.
OOOReaders, If you want . business at which
persons either sex can make great pay all
the time they work, write for particulars TO IL.
HALLRrT, Co., Portland, Maine.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The Neektie ball last Thursday evening
was a success. The attendance was large
and all were highly PLEASED with the even
ings enjoyment.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The trade Of Somerset il extending in
every direction, and We are the business
center of the county. :.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

There was q great many toys sold during
,he holidays and many a young heart
made glad.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02
We must have n,0ney.

Our ice packers took advantage of the
late freeze and filed their houses. The
ice was about ten inches thick.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The columns Of the daily press have
been filed the past week with various kinds
Of crime.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

There were but few cases of drunken
ness on Christmas and Of course there was
no fighting.
The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1879-01-02

The watch" in the cut is having con-
siderable trouble this winter owing to the
falling OF rock and slate.