, 1879-08-16

44AuA$ NAatt AUX 4ku0tAHEE eAuSo
OF Matrimonial Infc!cltY." Buch find to bc
the heading Of I'LL article In last weeks llomc,
and wc will nss.imc that It Is 20, and work upnn
this point: "Wtien 1nan mnrrtes he to sup
posed TO know and bavc something" But uu-
fortunately the looks nt toad won't Justify
the supposltian OF how far he wlt hop, neither
will tue number OF a minis boot measure the
capacity Of his brain, nor tho shadc OF his kid
gloves slow tho contents of hs purse. Nino
chances In ten he "kuoNs II nil tho tricks of
gambling, and the ctnrins OF sprces and club
houses; he knows bis mllstacl,es ullght to curl
towards his cars; sometimes be knows the side.
walk is mat1e to walk upon aid sometimes hc
don't; knows lc is n Lord OF creation,h and
as auch ought to be tcnlerlY adorcl br the fnfr
sex whether he Is or not; and lii all probability
lc knows ,lHlt thn grl OF his favor has 4 father
or unrla whose old shoes arc worth waiting tor,
nn.i knows, too. lie will be tnAatcr OF wifofa
body, soul, und-whteil 4 most valuable
in Ills syes-pocketbook. Ills possessions arc
plenty OF aseuFsslcc, self.conceit. aMd abuBc,
only laid awar until the proptr decd has been
bis word, in cr blind Ignorance. for ln.'l or for
worse, ui,l In most cases worse. Slle places the
yoke abou. her neck, thr crown Of tlorns upon
her brow, tho screws to hor thumbs. the cllatl.a
to her limbs, nnd ti'e thlaties within hsr aan-
rant tdoIatry. lle has made no mistake. llc is
deliberate, calculating, and knows every iuch Of
ground nil1 II hts body Is unahattcEcd by bad
whisky md tobaeeo, al'e Is ealicd Fortunate; i
his soul Is III healthy condition. stio IL called
ueaycn-blcst.
Let ,,s take two very common SAMPLES, SOME
thing wo SEC IN everyday life. Isifs IS tle com.
INQUEST: In tllls cuse slle ptsa for the fol}X Ut
love II In tcart's blood by marrying bad i.sa;,.
lilo Ii d!sl,onnrahle, ami she mccklP bears hs
dishonorablo uatnc. lie Catnb!cs and drinks,
a1,l she paYs Ills debts in suffering silence. The
immortality Ills purse could no longer atturd slc
clures, al,d lays bis lupl'cates baEorc h!s curs-
ing presence, tiol ,elp her, kisses Ills feet ia
auo!ogy, mil her hea1th uuIorunes; lo beats
her In his drunken brawls and her leart breaks.
Aud now wo will bring upon the stage tho
happy marriage In which lis good hush M! fle.
urcs. liz marsios for loTe-loyc Of himself. VI
course, with ILLS eyos open, he has procured q
Ood-fcarng, man-scsy'li. woman, care!uI, psu-
dent, and '.atuut asa horace" though of course,
not as valuable. Slla siaves ulil ceoiiotn1zcs,
cyes him thu easiest part, even takcs llis piaee
nt the wheel whtlu he generously allows hlse!l
holiday besatlss he is supposed to work tInsd,
poor man. Shu increases lts earnings bS scrimp-
ing herself ind children, anu, ty aud by,
through sc'f-sacrlllea for htu,. abe stnks to d
iong.earnel rest. II she dies ut all ihcon-
Yeulent titnc. say sDr!pE-clcanInr,. sho Is re.
grettcd convenient duration, alll another IS
dnlv installed to reyct In lho carn!nga anu saw
lngs at n selt.sacrl1lcns woman who Is not even
credited with II, and whDso heirs arc elieatcl In
consequence aid turned wild a.nung tile pig
WcEua. ......
to lsluic thotis .,,tl Or 80 wlluy blinded oncs,
nil to redeem sfi9lt!Y the institution Of mar
rtaye frsm au everlasting. reproach. Once In 4
great wnile girl has either extraordinary luck
III tic matrimonial lottery. Or extraordinary
common! BcnBc, llko tlAL N0hcelteu L!Ltsc foo',
Truly, Essex, you've rot 1t bad. !t's as bad
M The stnall-pox,-worsc. from il.c TACT that IL
cunt BE- killed, cured, nnr prevented; ~ oto
fortune, It Is not catching. Yours to 10 "oit-
tit," but can't neIp you, Indeed CAN'T, unless
posalbiy by thu suggestion OF lobclta or ycyml-
lngc. You I!ayo all tue sy'nnathY OF Tile lio:ue
la!lcs, nlui II We only knew bad Lying aas lie
causu ot this outbreak, how generous And will
| .ns wnuld be oitE edible contributions to your
| s.umach's ache. but fear you arc beyond The
power at any won,an's heallus this aldc Of ster-
nitY, Or Salt Lake, 60 hcnr It as patiently aa you
Gnu, my boy, for 1t will al work out In tsu'u sl.I
| auu't, wp beg Ut you. do ~ you alylse iI,a Du-
bu1ue lad:, save II for matrimonial purposes.
1t might dltturb thu equilibrium OF onu l!tt!o
print, 1t shows OF to butter advantage. aud
lnaHes people tlink YOU haYu D pusp0se (tnd |
hope tliu hI!ty, smpering grl will takc lie cue
1or YOUR sake II no ofher).
Forty Years, Or Is slero such thing as
skipping over n yonshti.nca IN snte Of The
inprrdullty Of love.sHltten 10, real sorro"
sometimes eemos u tlat ass: oTcn Younger,
melancholy Of hasteu hopes aul bl!ghtet
affections are M twilight rays to atorm'clouds al
nlght. Itis saa to hive heen III yesterday, to
day to hc %, aud Tomorrow to b9 ynnnges o'
ol.ler, Just ns the clouds hing, high or low. In
deed. / not only thnk, but know. Tho twcntsc:
are yerY happy years, "alon over" nsl all, mud
1t IL most duplora|l!n sllat people WON'T be con
tentrtl with ho.llg ilappy tHstsal nj spelling u
al! by foultshly marrying. How true 1t Is shat
Always to court and never to wed
IL the happ!ess life that ever was led.
| HAvrN Ham