The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1879-01-16

And lay the Blame even where the Error
FSl Oeing young, some may think me 10 bl iul
ANU the TI!hter may The Errors frame
I-IADec.-
stroag Beer. Stout Syi-r ana a good Fire.
Are Lhings this Season doth rc4uire-
Pens and Tongues are LAWYERS SwOriS
hhetted sharp with Wry-inOuih'd WoFds
" AN winch they cut their clyeuts Purse.
Ana thereby make their Cases WOrs-
+r,l nL eSI.lih' some such Lawyers b..
mar lei thclr Conscience out for Zee
And Ike unto . I.apland Witch,
sell their Wind deer, and 50 grow Rlcl.
LhuS cursed gains they get apace.
Which the third Heir will not imbraer
BatOur Attorney General, he,
Aheh Idse was nOughr. Returned hi Fee
S'lcli 20 liirir ciyent, honest br.
In spring yJur Dinner mast not much eNcrrd
~ SUMMER heat BuJ little meat shall need.
~ autumn, ser you ~ Not too much Fruit.
la Winters cold, fun meals 10 GtteSt suit.
March-The weather this month
may prove rs uncOnStant rs Women.
August
You that hoard Corn in hope il BE- dear-r.
TO DIing II cut scUTu not a plenteOus year.
L7hu .lli lletn that want the Almighty fay'rrLh
.,nd IN short time repays them rwir- as much
This month some Lyar>.
Are caught in Bryar,.
August 25.-The Authors Titan
Leeds Birth Day 1899.
October
,,.od Husbands now in sowing busy be.
bU IKE tne DeYl some SOW Tares We Srr.
SEEKING 10 SOW SedItiOn all about
h1t TOd VIII root such CAterpullers our
lN6.-CheeSe said the Welch-manJ
Is ACams own COuSen ap Curjs. ap
MllkfaP Cow, ap Earth.
July
Vow Pho nus send, fO.th h5I aad ,s,r,hlng
'Ihe Nights far shorter be than are the Days.
Men seek for Places cool 10 sit aud tipple in,
L ntl both VIII and Legs do both 20 crippling.
I5iG-Augut.
b moderate il tliy Drink and Meat
lat tO lhr, not live 10 eat.
December.
Our Life Is nothing Out a Winters Day
Some only break their Fast and 20 their NEIy
Others sta, Dinner. and depart fulI led.
The greatest Age but supS and goes 10 bed.
Rum and Wine, two foreign Liquors. which,
rs we nov use them, strangely Us bewltchs
They takeaway our Goods and Money too.
And nauglt but Mischief can they do.
lTlG.-NOw if Eclipses (aS some
write have effect only on those PeO-
pie on whose Horizon they appear,
why then the two EclipseS this year
not visible to Us, can have no effect on
us. IndeSd, since the World is grown
81 mad as it now is, l cannot see how
any Man can safely judge of Syderial
influence. And when | consider that
| am drOpt into the World in an Age
wherein there are 50 many Sorts,
SectS, and Sizes of ReligiOn-Preten-
ders, and every one judges himself
Right, and all the rest Wrong, | do not
wonder if the Indians in their EXOr-
cismS (fOr that reaSOnl think them
selves Right too. And to whatsoever
Planets AStrOlOgerS aScribe the Re
ligiOnS of the Jews, Turks and Chris
tianS. Yet know not how to assign
the MultifariOuS Sects among Chris
tianS to any Planet at all, but only 10
Il Combination of the CircumjOYialS
and Satellites of Saturn, those little
Moons which move round these two
Planets, because they are endowed
with such little Souls; for us the Poet
says,
In their Religion they are 80 Uneven,
That each Man goes his own By-w4y Io
Heaven.
so shy of one another they are grown
As If they StrOye to get To Heaven alone
Rigid and Jealous. Positive and Grave.
And every Gift but Charity they have.