Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1879-07-04
ALL SORTS.

Spanish coin dated 1900.
-WoodpsCkers have seriously dam
aged a church steeple at Ackley, Ia.
"A Chicasoan being serenaded,
raised the window and asked What's
afreP"
1t is a peculiar feature OF the but
ter market that bad article Outranks
good one.
Speaking of eruptions, Job and
Ktna were the wonders of the world
OtOego Record.
--Cetewayo has 1900 wives, which
explains his knowledge of the art of
war.-NeoO Orleans Times.
Spell pupils backward, and you
will discover the nature of many one
among them. - Boston Transcript.
Many so-called "self-made men'
relieve their parents of a fearful load
of sponsibility.- Wheeling Lender.
When man does us a kindness
we call him brick, and when he does
us an unkindness we want to hit him
with one.
"A crust of bread with contentment
Herewith, is better than dish of straw
berry ice cream with sore tooth
Whitehall Times.
The world was never intended for
house of mourning. The flowers are
not painted black, nor is every bird
Hartford Journal.
-"O," she said, 81 think soda
water is soda licious." He took the
hint and soda dime on the harvest field
of love.-MardntOn Independent.
Down in North Carolina a man
has been sued for selling the false teeth
of his first wife's estate TO get money to
buy clothes for his second wedding.
There is young lady in this city
who goes by the name of Earth
quake" among the boys, because she
has shaken so many of them. Toledo
Commercial.
Strange that nobody ever thought
of trying the effect of barber's breath
on the potato bug. 1t is Il pretty hard
remedy, but something must be done.
bridgeport Standard.
How refreshing the saucy, babbling
mountain brook! How alluring tho
cool and gushing spring! How they
make the mouth water!-particularly
the mouth of the river.
1t is always the big fellows that
get to the front in the crowd. Look at
the strawberry for instance; the
little ones are always at the bottom
Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
"A mother on Cottage Hill saw her
little daughter draw her sleeve across
her mouth, and said, "Tilly, what is
your handkerchief forP' ITO tlirt
with, mamma" was the innocent reply.
oil city Derrick.
The old gentleman looked out of
the front window the first warm moon
lii Nuanine. anI the faint vision of two
forms down near the sidewalk caused
him to remark with a sigh, "Ahi
they've struck their old gate again. "
Mrs. O'Bralaghan: "Shure, an
it's the truth olive been tellin' yer,
Mrs. Muggins; you never catched lie
a-comin' out of my mouth" Mrs. M:
"No, indeed, Mrs. o. Bralaghan; they
comes out 80 fast nobody couldn't catch
'em. "-FtGH.
Young Giliipod to friend: at is
aw-duced uncomforting, you know, to
think that, perhaps, my-aw-wival for
the hand of that charming cweature,
Miss Dashington, is her father saw
beastly coachman, you know. w."-CEnciTl-
natl Enquirer.
"A man asked for admission to Il
show for half price, as he had but one
eye -EJchHnge. But the manager told
him it would take him twice as long to
see the show as it would any body else,
and charged him double. Cincinnati
Saturday NtqM.
We want to do nothing to hinder
the spread of the gospel, and if the
man who gave us by mistake the lead
quarter he was saving to put in the
contribution box Sunday, will call, we
will cheerfully allow him to rectify his
error. Saltwater Lun,6ernlan.
The old chimney of the house in
which Washington was born, on the
estate of Wakefield" in Westmore-
land County, Va, is still standing all
that is left to mark the spot, the tablet
erected by Park Custus in 1915 having
crumbled to pieces.
The Rome correspondent of the
Boston Advertiser is at pains TO give
detailed account of what he claims is
- the largest topaz in the world" The
ALBANY Journal wonders if the corre-
spondentis aware that among the crown
Jewels of the State of New York is u
topaz some two hundred miles long.
Judge Clifford of the United States
Supreme Court has just decided " that
owners of wild beasts or beasts that are
in their nature vicious are liable under
all, or most all, circumstances for inju-
ries done by them" The future of the
mule looks dark, the Albany Journal
think.
An agricultural journal tells How
to throw IA cow" This information
may be worth something, but when a
COW gets intoyour garden you will save
time and profanity by racing her seven
teen times around the grounds, until
she takes notion to dart out of the
gate by which she entered, instead of
attempting to throw her-over the fence.
A Rhode Island Sunday school su-
perintendent last Sabbath, in a touch
ing missionary address, told the chill
dren that away out West, far, far in
Illinois and Iowa and Nebraska, there
were people who had never been to a
clam bake. And when the contribu-
ton box went around after that the
nickels rained into it until it weighed
tOn.-Hai0k-Eye.
What more estate state of enjoy
ment can be imagined than to swing in
the hammock on the cool verandah,
and, gazing through the perfumed
smoke of your cigarette, to drink in, as
it were, the graceful evolutions of your
mOther-in-law as she pushes and drags
Al.
spiteful manner, " to shame the head
of the family into trimming up things
round the house, so 5 to look like folks"
-NeiO HdUen Register.
Two newsbOys were standing in
front of Houston cigar store when one
of them asked the other: "Have you