The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-01-18
SUNBEAMS,
Are ale-wives brew-nettes2

persons.
Every wife should have enough of chem
istry to make pot.hash.
The last language spoken on earth will
probably be the, Finnish.
Faith, Hope and Cbarity-the scarcest
of these is charity. Elmtra Guzette.
A lady describing an ill-natured man
s,ys LIE never smiles but lie feels ashamed
Of it.
Should young ladies he good onrsmen
because they know how to feather
their "Sculs."
"It can't he proved that Adam and Eve
ever washed, said tue trump, ''and why
should II"
elias sound color?" asks q philoso-
pher. 80, yes Have you never Heard of
your roam voice?"
If it cost anything to go to church,
people who never 90 would run around
like wild men for Tree passes.
Women love flowers and birds. They
are, h0wev' l., not SO partial to swallows as
the men ure.-N. Y. Meas.
GLOW greedy you are!" said one little
girl to another, who nnd taken the best APP
pie in the dish; II was going TO take
that"
Said he" Matilda, you are my dearest
duck" Said she-"Augustus, you are
trying to stuff me-" She was too sage Tor
him.
A married lady remarks that she does
not see how old bachelors remember past
dates, having no children to approximate
chronology by.
GLOW sleep the brave?" inquiries the
poet. Nicely thank you, except when it
is oppressivey warm; then we lie awake
half the night. Rockund Courier.
A truly great man-"Don't talk to me of
Shakespeare, Milton, Bacon, and them
fellers. What was they wuth Why,
! could have bought up tue whole lot of
EN-"
"How is it, miss, you gave your age to
the census tuker us only twenty live, when
you were born the same year 1 was, and
am thirty y-nine? p "Ah you Lave lived
much fasler than /, sir.
/ A young lady will sit in the dark with
great big man beside Ter fUr hours at
time; but you couldn't gel her 20 stick her
nose in the cellar way alter SIX O'Clock Tor
love or rmoney.-Einlira Gdselte.
"What is the difference between me and
st. Paul 7" asked one man of another.
st. Paul was al things TO all men,
and you arc nothing to nobody!" WAS
Lhe reply That wasn't the right an
swer.
A gentleman who recently Travelled over
d notoriously slow branch railroad declared
that il is the safest road i'll the country, rs
the Sup rintendent keeps boy running
ahead Of the train to drive OF the COWS
aid bAeep.
: According to the Detroit Free Press
Eeyuda PAPERS, instead of speaking of II
deceased citizen as being widely and favor
! ably known, remarks:-"Ih"re wasn't a
! saloon keeper in the State who didn't ache
{ to trust HIM"
+ "And what do you think of Switzer-
T. land?" asked Lady of 1t young American
:. belle who had just made the tour.
a a ..pretty place, but it struck NE there
were too many lakes and too few young
}, men.
r A Nevada man died in great distress Of
&c mind the other day, because lie coulJ
| Of fn 1 ali =
In who bud asked him for tobacco. Away
y hand over your box if you want to di'
! ~ Aappy.
. A Stock Exchange bear is described as
person who sells what he las not got;
il, Dull as a man who buys what LIE canno
ds pay for; md enhancing as "buyln
e, shares by man who doesn't want then
\. from one who has none to sell.
elk "What are you in Jail for?" asked
prison visitor of negro. For borwi
Ir; money, sah." why, they dou't put ne
Il in iaii for borrowing money!" eyes, bu
is YOU see | had to knock the man dow
of free or four times alore he'd lend 1t
Id me-"
)" A sailors favorite tree is the elm.
morbid nlaidens the pine. That OF II SCI
side-sauter, the beech. A defauling del
on tors will-owo. The profune man las
lp' preferences for the low cussed, and
,ts most everybody hankers after tue pop
lar. .. .....
ms rfs An old Irish soldier who prided himse
rks upon his bravery said he lad fought
.iot tile battle of Bull Run. When asked If
ior had retreated and made good his escape
ITS others did on that occasion he replle
mt BE jabbers, those that didn't run u
! there yeti"
ard ..,...
irst The persistent wretch who is always rs
ing rs this hot enough for your" will
his his reward one of these days. When
.ol- dark complexioned cla person with hor
de shall lead him in crying, rs this h
ole enough for you?" lie will understand
on au.-Lollisule Courier Journal.
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