Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1879-03-13
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with Me, is their fayorite chew.
in.'
The married man who goes a.
way from home to visit the club
room, sometimes has the club
broom 80 visit him in return.
/ An exchange tells Of q woman
so cross-eyed that when she
weeps tears from her left eye
drop on her right cheek.
fush out your feet-don't be afraid
No coward learns to skate;
Now right-now left-now claw around
And sit thee down to wait.
A mules head does not con-
tain a brain capable of culture
and rearing, but it is wonderful
to what extent the other end of
him can be reared.
There are two periods in wo-
mans life when she does not like
to talk. When one is we never
knew, and the other we have
forgotten.
Brother Barnes,of Kentucky,
frequently calls on his congre-
CATION to rise, and at the close
of a long talkprays for the"weak
kneed sisters" who couldn't
''stand' it."
Two oysters in a gallon of
lukewarm fluid at church fair
are no longer called stews, but
aquariums; and some people
think that there are too many
fish to the water.
Two little girls were compar-
ing progress in catechism study.
81 have gotto original sin," said
one. "How far have you got2"
ooh, Pm beyond redemption"
said the other.
The meanest man lives in
Charlottesville, Ind. He stole
all the wood that his neighbor's
wife had sawed and split during
the day, and then invited her
husband to spend the evening.
Twenty years ago." said a
colored philosopher, ''de niggers
was wuf a thousand dollars a.
piece. Now dey would be dear
at two dollars a dozen. It's
stonishin' how de race am run
nin' down.
A young lady said to her low
er, "Charley, how far is It around
he world?' "About twenty-four
inches my darling," replied he,
rs his arm encircled her waist.
She was all the world to him.
When Beau Nash was sick,
he doctor asked him if be had
his prescription. "No,
loctor," said Nash, eff / had l
ihould have broken my neck,
or l threw it out of the second
tory window"
A cats eyes are said to be the
argest at midnight. We never
made an examination, but we
re positive that its voice is a.
'out seventeen times larger at
hat hour than at any other pc
Iod during the twenty-four.
Mrs. Monorama Mozoomdar,
rife of Baboo Grish Chunder
1ozoomdar, Minister of the
}raisal Brahmoo Somai, is the
rst female preacher in India.
We are bound to print the news,
it twists and ruins ali the types
4 our office.
The last man nili have an aw-
ii lonesome time; nobody TO
un him or raise his rent; no gas
leter to make things lively; no
ook agents; no life insurance
ian, and no oldest inhabitant to
eclare that it's the most remark
bic weather we ever had.
"Never kiss a young girl if
le doesn't want you to-" says
n article on the cart of Kiss
lg." But pretty often when a
irl says she doesn't want you
} kiss her is the very time she
Oes want You to, and you'd
etter take the benefit Of tho
Oubt.
A little girl, when her fathers
Ible was honored with an es-
'emed guest, began talking
cry earnestly at the first pause
the conversation. Her father
lecked her very sharply,
Why do you talk so much?"
rause I've dot somesin to say"
as the innocent reply.
The other evening a man with
ght good looking daughters
und four of them hanging over
S front gate trying to enter
in callow looking young man
ith a good deal of collar and
me. He invited them in and
t the gate again and in just
irty minutes by the watch
.ught the other four with an
luaI allowance of young man.
comfortable front gate is a
,rfect loadstone for a sentiment
] young couple.