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unlnr a Cloud.

ColuNGUs, O., March l7.-W. II.
Ladd, passenger agent for the four roads
at this point has gone to Canada under
Il cloud. His accounts are estimated To
b. about $500 short. He has writ
ten from Quebec admitting his crooked
ness and asking time for settlement.
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Pittsburgh. Wheeling & Ky. r. r Co

vI'HE ANNUAL MEETING or THE STOCK.
/ holdrrs of the Pittsbungh. whscling AMI
kcniucky Railroad Company, will De- held at tho
Office at the Company foot II Fourteenth strs''i.
Ia the city oi Wheeling, Wet Virginia. on
THURSDAY, MARCH q, Js79.
All o'clDk y ". for the puu'Ose of holding an
Election for Dirrcton,. ~ Hsre tor the ensuing
year, aud a. Transact such other bUs.nc.s ne may
properly cuInc before the meeting
mri3 1921 T. M. BELLENILLE, Soy.
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p-,.,n,-. Rescued ey MOOnshinsrs.

NASHVILLE. March l5.-Fifty-two
moonshiners delivered three revenue
prisoners out Of the Harrisyille jail, yes
teriay morning, and took away the
wagon train which hal been seized
by the revenue officers
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Wife Murder.

IIINroN, March l7.-Pa.c + iwards,
colored, living at Taicott, W. Va, shot
and instantly killed his wife at that
place laat night, ami escaped. Cause,
iralpu-y.
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LrCuurE * PEREINs MANF'G. Co.,
PnllADELrHIA X NEw NoEE,
t7-H * WOODLAND Az.

PmLADELPHIA, Jan. -. lsII.I
Wv. NJ Gur>. EsQ. --D,Ir >i-. Your
favor % January ~, -. just received,
and ! thank you for the information
therein. ! have been giving the mare
a tonic powder in the morning and a
little salt p,;-e, pulverizei IN mash, at
night, and using Lnimcnt freely down
her hack. loiu, AMI limbs. ! procured
the quart bottle IRON johnson, Hol.O-
Way * Co. AMI am satisfied that the
trouble across tie lOiUs AMI kidneys i
fast disappearing The stltie iameness,
! am pretty we.. satisfied, has h-en done
for sometime. ! shall give her the purge
hall. which | know how 10 do, and
then with the powders put her in cool
cguditioa-mClnEh tryinif your Lin
imrnt on the stfle trouble, or IN the
llin. and hin. which ever il NAV be. To
prove that yoGr Liniment and the rest
ary doing her god, a week ago she Nas
"a gone behind; on Saturday night.
While walking her. she broke away. took
a tn. ug and down 8 large lpt, equal t.
about q three mile tTOt. and then struck
het-line ior her old home. tie former
owner was surprised on sunday to ses
how she hal improved. and said:
"Darnei il / don't think you will get
that mare all right, and If you do, why
Im Euof - Again thanking you for
your prompt reply, an respectfully
yours, IEo. n. tRl GBAsk-
7. S.-If the mare gets all right you
will hear from me. q. X {.
Sold by all druggists send Tor PAM
phlet DR, GILES,
10 West Broadway, y. \.
Tnal size 25 cents. Logan, List x Co,
agents.
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RAILROAD BoNDs-Active.

RAILROAD BONDs-ACtlNt.
STATE BoNDs-Dull.
STocKs-Irregular, but in the main
weak, Canada Southern suffering the
greatest decline. Northwestern shares
comparatively firm, and st. Joe and Erie
exceptionally strong. The transactions
aggregated l6l 900 shares, OF which H.
0O0were Erie, 5000 Lake Shore, 1000
Canada Southern, $500 Wabash, $1,000
Northwestern common, II, 4,0O0preferred,
1000 1t. Paul commsn, 5000 pre-
ferrcd, 1900 Delaware, Lackawanna
and Western, $1,000 New Jersey Cen
tral, 1000 Union Pacific, 5000 Western
Union, 5000 81 Joe, and 5000 Kansas
and Texas,
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PRODUCE.
New York.

New YORK, March 7.-Cotton Dull
at 9sdl0c. FlOur-Quiet; receipts 30,-
900 barrels; superiine western and State
- 25(d3 65; common To good - IOtd
; 80; good 10 choice % 95(Ei 30; white
wheat extra - 50(d5 %; extra Ohio
- 70CG5 90; extra II. Louis 3 75; Min
nesOta patent process S6 WtdS w.
Whcat-Quict; receipts l9l 900 bushels I;
rejected spring 1SCd Soc; No. spring
95c; ungradcd do s2n9ic; ungraded win
ter red Il O6Gl II; No. 3 do II lea
lOl; No. > II ljidl IL; No. ! 81 lj4C"
ID; ungraded amber 81 llml IA;
no. > amber II lllGtl Is; No. , 81 0sti
| 10: No. > Il l0lml II; No. ] do,
dG. sales nh Bushels IL Sr1f!. Rye
Quiet: western G0m62!c. Barley
Quiet and steady. Malt-Dull. Corn
Nominally unchanged; receipts lil,.
600 bushels. Oats-Dull. weak AMI
lower; receipts 5000 bushels; No. J
white 3l,@3l.c No. . do 32t',32 &c;
No. | do 3jc; western mixed 32td Sic (;
white western 32{@3ic. llay-ln fair
demand at IOm 4jc. Ilops-Qulet and
steady; ycarling, 3lajc; eastern AMI
western Ga Zoe; New York State jto H.
CoGce-lirm. Sugar-Quict; refining
fair to good 6ImG,c. Enthusiastically.
Rice-Quiet and firm. Petroleum
United $50 Sjc; crude So SIC; refined
g!c. Tallow-Stcady at G!@6 o.l'r.
Rosin-Firm AT - 4Otal 81. Turpcn-
tinc-Dull at 29Ca 2olc. Eggs Steady;
western lgr. Pork - Firncr; mess
SO 35Ca ~ 10 for new; - GlCd3 10 for
old. Bcci-Stcady and unchanged. Cut
Meats Strong; long clear SO j!c; short
clear 5l@5!c Lard-Active and shade
higher; prime steam - G2!. Butter-
Dull; western ia 2ic. Cheese Nomi-
nally unchanged. Whisky-Steady at
81 Bl,
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BUYING AND SELLING.
GENERAL MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.
Money Active at 4 to 7 Per Cent.-Gov-
ernments Steady Flour Quiet
Wheat Quiet Hogs Qui-
ct but Firm.
FINANCE.

New YORK, March lI.-MoSEr-
Active at 4CG7 per cent. Closing at
Z per cent. Prime mercantile paper 81
as per cent. Sterling exchange, bank
ers' bills heavy at 4S7; sight exchange
on New York at 1891.
SrLvER-Bar silver here at 81 o. sub
sidiary silver coin I per cent. discount.
Silver at London 49sd.
I,nvrpSurSrS-Staa
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ileges sold, estimated at $1,000. Grand
total, S54,607.l5. OF this sum Rowell
will receive about S2I 900, Ennis $4,000
and Hartman SS,0O0
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DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

rINIIE FIRM or LEWIS BAKER 4 60. ~ B-
i lishcfs II the DAtiN ANBh TIkIN RDptsTLH.
has been Dissolved Wy mutual consent, t1 tab"
effect lrum January /. l,,p. IaInt, 1ancy Hni
Charlc- II. THn'y retiring Til" huslncs- ~ pub.
fishing printing aud binding will y" "ondurt"i
under the hnn name Il Lcwis liakof a Co.. a-
hrrrtufDrr. 10y the remaining partner. Who are
alone authorized tn a,ttlc nll clAim- due 80
against the late hrIn LEWIS BAKER,
Nm. ]. JOHNSTON,
JANE u 1ANfl,
mrsnswva CHARLIE N TANfl.
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RrRRy CRATES AND BASKETS.

VNTsE TKS YEARS. BEsT AND CIiEAPrSr
i made Low ff.ighus safGrrd. Satisfaction
gnIarnntacl oT money refunded. Don't Gail IA
und for free descriptive pamphlet LeiOrc buy
iug ~ Is.r cant saved Preserve this. y. u.
-kTTFIeDN Hufal0 v Y fei7eDleaa
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Philadelphia.

PHILADELPHIA, March l1.-flour-
Inactive; superiine - jOCs3 90; Mime.
-ota extra family, medium To choice,
- JO64 ~; do. fancy - 81 Ohio do.
fancy - -. Rye Flour-tnchaDgcd.
Unsrttlcd; No. = western rcd
elevator 81 I3I. Ryc-Quict and steady.
Corn-Stcady; western rejected track
4!m42Ic; do. steamer i3gi3lc. Oah-
Demand active. western mixed 33ta |'4c.
Proyisions-Stcady and in fair demand.
Mess l2lC BE. Pork-Mess lo2t
GlO 80. IIams-SmOkcd 9Cd l0c pickled
7!mslc. Lard-Wcstern tierce 6iGs T;
Rnttrr-Stcady: New York state anil
bradford county, Pa, extra 2Va 2lc; ;
Western Reserve extras lG(o,lS do.
good 10 choice l2Cr ljc. Eggs Easy
western lie. Cheese Quiet; Western
full cream simSic; do. good 7t'-sc.
PetroIeum-firm; retiDe1 9ifaJAa9!c;
crude sCasjc. Whisky-Demand active.
western 81 Ojl.
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Widow divers Case.
The Greanbackers.

WASHINGTON, March 1.-THE Green
hackers decided tonight 10 east their
votes ior HendricS Il. Wright Of Penn
Svlvania, for Speaker. Unless they can
make etheiropposltion felt on the speaker
shin they Will probably offer no strcnu-
ouS opposition To candidates for other
rtSitipuS
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Cincinnati.

CINCINSArI, March IL. - Cotton
strong and higher at 1t 9tc. Flour
steady and unchanged. Whcat-S;eady,
with q cool demand; rel AMI white
Il OOLrl a.. Comm fair demand At
lower rates az 3jla37c. Oats-,luiet
but firm AZ 27( 3Oc. Rye-tlniet at Jc.
Barlev-In good demand; No. ? fall
Il OOc. Pork In gUOd demand at
SO OOa 10 > for latter extra heavy.
Iard-In fair demand; steam 81 40 bid I;
Ri ~ asked. Bulk Meats-Strongrr (;
shoulder. 3 s.; buyer March short rib
- 10 c4.h; - ~ buyer March and
seller Apri'; - 22l buyer May; short
clear - o.. BacDn-luiet but firm at
4C,jI~5ic. Whi-ky-ln goo,l demand
ana iull prices At - o. Butter Steady
and unchanged. Lnseed Oil-tluiet
anil steady at 6jc.
Milwaukee.
MILWAUKEE, March I7.-flour-
Quiet aud unchaDgr-I. Wheat -
Finn; opened n; an advance OF ie, AMI
elDSei firm; No. MiIsaukee hard
"a: W. Milwaukee y64c; NO. Edo.
s2r; seller March sOtc; seller April
gDlc: seller May 95c; No. 3 do. 1sc;
ND. 1ic: rejected bIc. Corn-Duil
and easier w. ? fresh 32lfsSac. Oats
( -->teady With fair demand; No. 2
fresh 24c. Rye-Steady; No. 4r.
Rsrley-Elsier; No. 9 spring 70ils ,lc.
I Provisi0ns-Quiet but firm. Mess
Pork-(uiei; new - %. Ard-Prime
steam s. -. Live Ho2s-steady Al - W
/ a. -.
Toledo.
ToiEDo. March l7.-Wheat-Quiet
. but -i..ady. No. white Michigan hrbl
Al sl Oii; amber Michigan SPOT heSd
/ AZ q o.; seller April 81 0j.; seller Nay
/ 81 a.: No. 2 nd winter spot and sssller
( March 81 o.; seller Aprl 81 OH; seller
/ Nav - OSI; No. = rel ~ 05i; rejected
Waizsh II &C; western amber ~ Oh
/ Corn-Firm and higher: mixed 35ie;
seller Nay Jle; No. 9 white SIZE
seller July.
/ Pittsburgh
PrTrssuRGH, March E.-Petrolenm-
Quiet; crude weak at 81 03i at Parksra
lor shipment; refined sle for Philsdel-
phis delivery.
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Waste Ct Artificial Light.

Probably very few people have thought
of the amount of money wasted each year
through somewhat general djsinclination
to begin day when the srr does, and 60 TO
rest as soon after the sun does as duties
win permit. During at least six months in
the year large portion of the residents Of
the towns and cities rise one, two or three
hours. after the sun, and sit up at least an
equal length of time after the sun sets. a
writer in London Journal, in imitation OF
Franklin, calculates how much is wasted
by this disposition to turn night into day.
There are. he says, in round numbers,
$50. 900 houses in London, each of which,
it may be assumed, requires five gas
burners, or their equivalent in lamps or
candles after dark. He then assumes that
the average Londoner loses two hours OF
sunlight and makes up the loss BY two
hours of gas light. This makes loss of
730 hours year to the individual, and sup
posing that five people live in house, with
five gas-burners. these 1--WE gas-burners,
representing rs many people, in all London.
numbering 2,250, 900 gas-burners which
burn 730 needless hours. He figures out
waste of gas in this way at 1000, 600. coo
cubic feet in London alone Il is not
probable, however. that his calculation
will send q man, woman or child to bed
earlier than they are accustomed to 90.
San Francisco CalI.
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Settle p,wn.

The miner is being rapidly fenced out Of
the West, and in little while oil the avail
able farming lands this side of the Missouri
will be gebbled up. Montana is fast set
Ting up and themajority of those who have
fine homes in that rich Territory are pill
grims, while they who first made it possi-
BILE for white people to live there, now drift
from one mining camp to another, without
a home and in many instances without a
dollar. This is wrong. Our old-time mi
ners must soon give way to our young men,
and what have they got to fall back on?
The fact of their being the pioneers Of some
rich gulch in early days will not bring them
food, and perhaps those who knew them
when they could "spend more money in q
night than any man in the gulch," will now
think their fate was . just one and 'twere
right they should suffer.
Our young men should learn q lesson
from this. There are thousands of acres of
good farming land in Idaho and Montana
upon which stake has never been placed.
take advantage of this opportunity while
you can. Ask any whlte-haired miner of
your acquaintance il, instead of following
up mining excitemerts, he had taken up a
farm and lived like white man, he would
not be better off to-day. There can be NO
donbt as to the reply. Young man. settle
down, and years from now the very men
who laugh at the idea of being tied down,
will pass your ranch With their blankets on
their backs and sigh for the comforts you
ebioy-the comfort OF all earthly comforts
"a home. IS. i. zFibsas.
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commanders-in. Chief.

The following is complete list of the
various officers who have commanded the
armies of the United States since the foun-
dation Of the military service to the present
time, giving the rank held by each, with
the period of their command
General and Commauder-in-Ch Chief George
Washington, from June 6, 1775, to the close
of the revolution.
From that date to September, 1889, the
army consisted of s companies of infantry
and battalion Of a. Sillery (act of Septem-
Der, 1850 when Breyet Brigadier General
Joseph Harmer, Lieutenant Colonel COM
mandant OF the infantry, was assigned, and
held until March, 1791.
Major General Arthur St. Clair, from
March, 1791, to March, 1892, when he re-
signed.
Major General Anthony Wayne, from
March, 1892, to December Is, 1896, when
he died in hut on the banks of Lake Erie,
in Pennsylvania, while en- route from Maui
NEE to the East.
Brigadier General James Wilkinson,
from Dec, 1896, to July, 1898.
Lieutenant General George Washington,
from July 8, 179S, until his death, Dec. A,
1899.
Brigadier General James Wilkinson,
(again) from June, 1903. to January, 1912,
when he was promoted to the rank of Ma
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What the Eye Indicates.

Size with the eye, - with the brain, is
generally conceded to be measure of ca
pacity. A ','ge eye he's wider range of
vision, as it urquestionably has of express
sion, than small one. A large eye will
take in moro at a glance, though, perhaps.
with less attention to details, than small
one. Generally spaking, large eyes see
things in general, and small eyes in partic-
ular. The one sees many things as whole,
considering them in a philosophical or
spe culative way, en- seeing through and
beyond them; the other sees fewer things,
but usually looks keenly into them, and is
appreciatiye of detail. Some eyes, how
eyer, look at everything and yet see moth.
ing. Fullness of the eye, causing bulging
of the lower eyelid, is well-known sign Of
language. Persons with this sign have not
only o speaking eye, but also speaking
tongue, whereof saeir fellows do not long
remain in ignorance. A general projection
or fu'lness of the eye above and below,
which brings the eyeball forward on line
with tho face and eyebrow, denotes the
quality Of physical perception, or the Ca
paclty to see quickly whatever appears ON
the surface of things A person with such
IN eye would, on entering room for the
lirst time, note rapidly the shape, size, ar
and general appearance Of the
different articles Of fu rnitdre IN 1t, the color
Of the walls, curtains, ornaments, etc;
take in with equal facility the features,
color of the hair and eyes, size and appear
ance Of any person who might be present.
In looking at picture such person would
1t once incline to examine the details Of
,olor, number, grouping, attitude and cos
tune of the figures composing it.
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Oriental Pedes.raaism.
New York Tim

Lazy as We are wont TO consider the
Orientals, many Of the matches against
time achieved by them may bear compari-
son with the best of those now pending
among ourselves. An Arab donkey boy
will 60 on run all the way from Cairo to
the Pyramid, and back again without any
visible sigos of fatigue. A Sikh. dispatch
bearer will seamper through miles of jun
gle in the dark, shaking bunch Of metal
rings 60 scare away the tigers and the hy-
enas. Four meagre Hindoos, who appear
barely able to carry hand bag, will take q
heavy palanquin, containing an officer and
all his belongings, over the ground at a
smart trot for hours together. Even more
marvellous are the achievements of the
Persian shatirs professional couriers),
who, trained from their very childhood to
feats of strer gth and activity, daily accom-
plfsh feats bordering ON the incredible.
Not many yeHrs ago one of these men
reached Teheran fully two hours before his
appointed time, having covered an immense
tract of very difficult country in fourteen
hours of incessant running but his chief,
so far from praising him, simply remarked;
"Could you not have done it in twelve ?"
and on his return the indomitable man ac-
tually did so. The occupation is a danger
GUS one, not only from the extraordinary
exertions wi ich it demands, but from the
fact of the lnners being SO tightly girded
that q fall or even stumble would be GER
tain death. Persian chronclers relate |
that certa in native prince I 'ce promised |
his daughter to any man who would keep |
up with his cha. o. a the way from Tehe- |
ran to Ispahan. A celebraty 4 shat r under |
took the t. * and held his own until the
gate of Ispatsn was in full view, wbea the
shah, alarmed at the prospect of having to
ke good his rash promise, LET fall bis
whip. The runner, knowing it would cost
him bis life to s!oop, eontrived to pick it
Up with his feet The tteachero:s mon-
arch then dropp, I'd his ring, ah,n the sha-
,ir, seeing that his fate ". sealed, ex-
claimed repro ,hfnlly, " Oh, kiry you have
ore X 30 yourrfaith, but m IL de to m ne -
'ioked up ~ ripg End fell .ad ON the
;pot.
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EXTRAORDINARY SOURCE OF LEAD PoIs--
Ne.-La Press Msdicole Beige of last
north de escribes, on the authority of a.
Geneva medical journal, ar y remarkable
source of lead poisoning. For the last
three years wicker-work perambulators,
protected against the inclemency of the.
weather by self-folding cape ma 5e of
American lie atln. and colored by various
grey tlDts, have been much used in Ger
many, especially in Berlin and IN the
Rhenish districts of Prussia. For some
time it has been noticed that many chill
dren who had been in the habit of using
these perambulators presented all the
symptoms of lead poisoning. The heat Of
the sun appears to have exercised some in
fiuence in the production of these eases Of
accidental poisoning, for they only occur
red in tho month of July. The Society of
Hygiene took the opportunity of examining
some patterns of the leather covering,
which appeared to be made up Of sev-
eral materials. The presence Of large
quantity of lead having been easily
detected, large quantitative analysis was
made, when, to the astonishment Of the
analysts, as much as 42.7 per cent. OF
metallic lead was found in the material
examined. It was only necessary to burn
with lighted match asmall piece Of this
American leather to see drops of lead es-
Gaping from IL. Another piece of the
stuff was, on July "a, exposed for six
hours to the direct rays Of the sun, by
which means the varnish was raised and
began to peel of. It appears also chat IN
many instances these perambulators served I
IS cradles, a circumstance which of course
the danger attending their
aer.
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DULLNEss CAUSED BIZ ILL-HEALTH.-
Without doubt, a great deal of dullnass
owes its origin to ill-health. People with
languid circulations are seldom yivacious
or amusing. and it is hard to be bright and
lively when suffering pain but indigestion,
on the other hand, often makes its victims
amusingly ill-natured and uncharitable.
OF the vices, selfishness is productive Of
dullness; but malice, SANDER and false
witness, with all their heinousness, often
afford entertainment to listeners. Those
who invariably shun dun people make
great mistake. for billiards are often very
trustworthy and true friends. while they
are NOT unusually well informed on certain
topics. II amusing people are the most
popular, duh ones are often the best be-
loved. Mephistopheles was an entertain
ing companion, and amusing men are too
fond of asking their friends to back their
bills. Tha associates Of either have had
cause before this for regretting that they
had made dullness the great bugbear oI
their lives EagsisA Magazine.
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WHAT TIE WrTss SAY.

| He who reads and runs away won't have
his printers bill to pay.-Tioga County
| Record. 1
Ingersoll is still fighting Moses. Bob
can keep this up with perfect safety. All
OF Moses relations arc dead.
The sea throws up the sponge.-C Chicago
Commercial Adgertiser. 1t had an ocean to
do so before we left.-Fond du Lac Repor-
| ter.
When did the alphabet get In row {?
When A bet, B fit, ID cried, N ragged, @
bit and K pound ad.-IMrner's Falls Re-
porter.
A Californian who uses bad grammar
and lights his cigar with ten dollar bills
soon has the reputation of being mil
lionaire.
A grave-digger buried man named But
ton, and brought in the following bill to
his widow: "To making eDe Button
hole, $5.''
The Hon. Thomas Segar has been NOM
mated for Governor of Rhode Island. We
will gladly give him a puff if he is
elected and weeds out the corrupt Office
holders.
II the man who will 90 nj +, barber
shop on Saturday night OF Sunday morn
ing and have his Lair cut hasn't any ene-
mics. he aiiainly ought to have Water
Loo Dbeaor oror
Photographer-s' You look too sober
smile little" He smiles, and the pho
tographer says, "Not so much, sir; my
instrument is toe small to encompass the
opening. ."-O City Derrick.
Before marriage" Oh, my darling, your
voice is as musical to me as vesper
bell whose tones fall softly on tbe per-
flmed evening air Speak again, and say
those words, my beloved, for could lis
ten to your voice until the stars 9re ex-
tinguished in everlasting right - After
marriage" I've had just enough of your
clapper, old woman, and if you don't let
up I'll leave the honse v'-Newark Ga
sette. -... il
David CrockeS on ce visited a menagerie
at Washington, and pausing a moment
before particularly hideous monkey, ex-
claimed: "What resemblance to the Hon.
Mr.. Y."' The words were scarcely spoken
when he turns ani, to his great aston
ishment, saw standing at his side the very
man whom he had complimented. ST beg
your PARDON said ths gallant Colonel; 81
would not have made the remark hf
known you were near me, and am ready
to make the most humble apology for my
objectionable rudeness but Hooking
first at the insulted Member of Congress,
whose face was anything but lovely, and
then to the animal compe to him
chang it if can tell whether ought to
apologize to you or the monkey y