Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1879-01-23
TOWN AND COUNTY.
WHAT HAPPENS AROUND US.

Cash. 1t is fully guaranteed for five years
and is one of the best make in the coun-
try. Call and examine.
Be silent when tool talks.
1lab you got code in your 'ead
Every one shuts the door but YOU
A hard thing to sharpen-the waters
edge.
A real estate conveyance-A woman's
trail.
Bring your sale bills to the Clarion Of
fee.
Gettysburg is agltatco by great tenn
rclance revival
Those we shall MISSOURI daughters
TIL they are married.
The days are ten minutes longer than
they were two weeks ago. Who'd believe
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A book that is filled with good points
for women-a needle book.
A liberal exercise OF charity would rob
tnc world of most Of its sorrows.
Triangular correspondence cards, with
similar envelopes are the latest.
The worst kind of sippng- gossping.-
Too much OF it in this neck o'wools.
Have care, girls, have a care. A
French maiden has been Rugged to death.
When does the wind deserve reproof?
When it whistles through the house.
Do not he afraid of the pure air; now is
ne time TO air your rooms if you wish to
Eecp away sickness,
The right kind of man will always
itava his lite insured 1t gives his wife's
second husband start.
1t is not the number Of good resolutions
4 mai, makes, but the number kept that
makes good citizen.
Poultry thieves are raising cain in the
'ural districts. Complaints come in thick
aud fast
A protractcd meeting commenced in the
United Brethren church at Sabllasvilie on
asst Sunday night.
Let a man sit out on an empty dry goods
COX until he freezes his nose, and he can
imagine he has had sleigh ride.
60 to Rcmsburg's Drug Store, South
Water street, for Fresh Drugs, Garden
Seeds. &c. II.
The residence of Hon John Rc,hic, in
Frederick recently made Il narrow escape
rom destruction by fire on Monday of last
week.
The Frederick Examiner chronicles with
reg. ct the departure f ON that city OF Gen
Edward Shrivcr and daughter, who will
make Baltimore their future hamc.
Our informant says the young man from
Taneytovn who recently joiucd the circus
is bad on a rat catch. Sic en-, Tag.
New Crop New Orleans molrsses, go
cents per gal Syrup 40 80 and 60. Sugar
:, 5, ., 10 and ii ccnts per ID.
TO owe is human, to pay divine A
number of our subscribers are intensely
human--the d vine come up scattering.
Don't forget to bring your Sale lilIs to
this office to be printed, We can do them
quicker, better and cheaper than any other
Office.
A man advertiscs for competent per
sons to undertake the sale OF new medi
cncs,' and adds that it W i'll be profitable TO
the undertaken. FIX.
The IIagcrstown Almanac, in its con.
lecture of the weather, sets down the 18th
and 18th as the coolest days The alma
nas-was mistaken this time.
The grandcst thing Of the age that We
have ever used in our fan lily is DR. Schlcy's
family Cough Syrup Safe sure and speedy
relief for all coughs, colds and kindred at
fectlons. Only 25 cents a bottle.
The windows and doors have been put
h,n ;he Methodist church. Very soon thc
plastcrcrs will get to work and ere long
the church will be ready for occupancy
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NEWSPAPER CHANGE.-Robert HAYDN
Esq, has purchased the interest of his for
mcr partner, partner, VIM. p Gruber, in
.he Yeoman's Guard ut lIagcrstown, and
vii, hereafter have entire control Of that
journal.
Why is pretty girls nose on cold
morning like newspaper? Because it is
red. And why is boys nose unlike my
grandfathcrs clock? Because it runs
And why is VI ur nose like your wife when
she's mad Because its scold. And why
but enough.
THAT wife OF nine says, since the nitro.
duction of Dr. Schlcv's Family Cough Syr.
up all coughs and colds disappear, and our
nights are undisturbei by hacking coughs
Sure cure, only 25 cents. Try it and be
convinced.
Col Frank Carlin, of the City Hotel,
Frederick, was made the victim Of Il furg-
cry to the emount Of $35 recently, by
man named Cassells who represented him
self as travelling agent for Cincinnati
firm.
Nelson j. Lee, the temperance apostle,
who recently deserted his wife and elonc1