The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-01-30

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lsd isi1 temptation. would be awiully
disappointed u bic prayer wss gtaused
Princes Losise carries Sigh
.aIklng stick v hclp ber 10 Der ram
tles Il "a Cass-aid iaE practice.
a cf0ataa i who're tue sinai
boy. suit i lalen across the masefaA
l4p tbc smali boy bcing inside The sait
a taap,my reoeully discovered il
su w ptiaB rab. ielI isto two pieces
~hea ilsed %, For dead broke mar
he was tbe complctest specimen eseI
reported
a great writer says Some peopi,
aie born Jtdsiau, But there il 0e
occasion igr worrying over the matter
they grtrrally oa,grow Il.
A bankrupt was coHduled with the
other day for bis embarrassment Oh,
I'm not embarrassed at all. said be ia
my creditors that are embarrassed
The tramp has studied the habits
u the birds, and be now migrates. The
south is oyeuau with him this winter
aud be has wonderful faculty o.
dodging buek.shot
II was Madison student who
said, 10 response 70 a reproof for The
| % ness of his position 10 that ciass
Well, professor. never mind. | presume
am as much 10 blame as you are
Don't tell us that wives do not
love their husbands. We know better
II was only few days ago that we
aw wife fishing under the snow fol
tie woodpile, while her husband was
down town 10 bar room, shaking dice
Tor the drinks.
II young man stood near bis
lovers wiudow singing Save the sweet,
est kiss for me- when the iather over
heard bin. mistook the word kiss iol
kick, aud hence these limps
Tie msn whose lame back pre-.
vents him IRON splitting stick o.
wood or building fire is the one who
leads an attack on pile Of ten cords o.
wood 10 help uncover and XIII fright
oued rabbit
formerly Que sermon converted
three thousand sinners, said Elder
Burgess, Of Butler University, Ind, ia
sennbn. recently. now il takes three
thousand sermons 10 convert one sin.
ner
II you pick psragrapher up for q
fool simply because be writes foolish
things, aud printer for a saint, simply
because he sets up hynn.books, you'll
get most terribly fooled ia both IN
stances
"A bright little three yesr-old while
her mother was trying to get her Il
sleep, became interested in some out
side noise. She was told that il war
caused by cricket, when she sagely
observed Mamma. | think be ought
to b. oiled
Livery stable keepers report q
great demand this season for horses
thal can he driveu with one hand II
takes the other one to keep the buiial,
foOe ~ place when DOT ulcighlng wiil
Young lady under twenty years old =
o. pethap- !iulc cscr.
0heb anew bes appears At ,oaoo
lb s boys dpa't say anything Il
aim - III, auies. q i 70 inquire. say
~bat ser name NNho's yer daddy
wh,n ! 81 b,oi What reader are yc,
e. lbvm lef sunday clothes
Nhen Young man Is cseorinz
hi- l,il On enp aim aud her mamma VI
1be uihtt Il = remarkable aow the
,lgar wlil go oul Of the arm hooked tc
,hr mamma aud 20 intu the arm hook.
- 3 vie gii. Thus is one 81 the cun
oss iAints ia physioiogy which our
sciebtisls paght o. wfcstie With
IL primaty eebool not long ago,
the teacher undertook 10 convey 10 her
puplls al ldra IT the uses VI the hy.
pbeB She write % The blackboard
Binds tesi aud pointing 70 the byphet
asked be sth,zA What Is that tor
Alter sAugt paGse email FrHian
pipei o4t tiay~ ala am, fOr The burd
~ fus1si4t on
Horace Greeley was once lectuf-
ing il Indiana whea the State bank.
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