The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-05-06
Hn,r.h l.,r The cinema


Cole. circus Was all r,ght-riil 1t Jeff
Of all the wild beasts ,h.rc, we would
rather he the gisnse--. The ii"n can Il"
more roaring, but he cen, wear ~ many
dry goods rs Mrs. Ba:-.. They had an
awful time With her o-cr. You see they
were shown: "a; IN r. 'irie ia Tex -, and
the rain cuIne J.wn in sheets. Just - j,
hogan To run down the back ii Yrs. Bates
neck, Mr.. r. said "lei u go- "AlI right"
and Mr>. Bates, so he reached mp tn the
top ii the center pole. unlocked the cln-
v.-s, folded the whole Eve ,rni- ii canvas.
on her shoulders for cape, and I'll they
ven, IN their hotel, leaving 5000 people
and all the animals out in the rain.
The elephant went around with tears il
his eve. and tried tn borrow an umbrella,
aud failing Ia To lind one, got into his trunk
The clown crawled under one 81 hi- j.kes.
Il xas So dry he Ind to hollsr for water.
Talking alout the circus, wasn't those
lady irspsx- per:o mers splendid: Don't
believe there H. another Woman in SsdslIa
can do what they did. We noticed the
m.rries! men watched them very closely.
Here's What I ii Grimes did.
That night lac returns to the bosom of his
family at II p. IN, aud explains To hi-
an xio,is and muTmnring wills. that he hiss
ipren du~H IT, the church Q" hear the choir
prac,ire; didn't think ii going when he lei'
home ar he ~uuid have I.ksn hi. little
birdie ..lo,.g To hear the sacred music
Mrs Was the singing very good. dear
Yr.-Oh. tin-. .s,~rI.Ilv when the clown
Header, mrsn--aIs that g''os! Did Lyman.
"Musn', Touch"
Ms-Mu.nt Touch: That's q funny
name ior HYMN.
Mr-I.~. tn you scr its temperance
song; means you mu-'"'t ioucn The vine
when il H. red within tie cup
Mrs-Oh, al that's IL; / -~e. Wer.
the .ire--%. pretty, Tell ;ne all about It,
Mr.-Just gorgeous. One ot them wore
green silk sla-i.~d in front from the waist
clean down, hut the pr-Iiies, wss the one in
purple trnnk--;hr il waist. Not much
trimming, YOU know very simple. bu,
fitted like glove. Ey Jove. size had the
best shaped leg
ME-Lsg? III Ike t. know
Mr.-i.rt m- hni-., a worI. will Won?
Lexhorn hat. I mean. ! .urpo-. ihat'>
Whist yea call EN- Straw hat. yon know
shaker bonnet, CT >unrihins I'll that >prt.
Antique costume, You know.
Mn.-lt must have bren loosely. ] ~i-i
,on had taken me-
Mr-Yes, 81 do ], dear.
But Le didn't. H. i.-d about it and
when she saw him executing u solemn wink
10 himself in the glass -he had faint sris-
picion that those women trap ze performers
were in town.
But he'll get caught vr,--e~ il he don't. !
Just wait ill his mother in iaw comes. She
knows the heart Of man is desperately |
wicked. and she will make him walk ~
straight as blind mule treadiny mp hill |
for . buzz--aw.
I've letter from yUur mother,
Wife OF mine,
And read it with shudder,
Wife Of mine.
In her Wild malicious giee,
With her Sarstcsas three,
She u changing home to me,
Wife Of mine.
I'm 20 sad ,ha, I could weep.
Wife Of mine.
I'm 40 mad cannot sleep,
Wife OF mine,
For shes coming home to stay,
She'll m herr without delay.
She is eager for the fray,
Wife OF mine.
How dread to -ee her face.
Wife OF mine.
In its old accu<t. med place.
Wife Of mine.
She will hum liz. 4 buzz.ssw,
AZ she lay. me down the Law,
She will never rest her jaw,
Wife OF mine.
All that some people are good for in this
world IL to ask questions. And such dern
fool questions, too. Why il newspaper men
would publish all the letters they get ask
ing for advice aud things, il would astonish
the community. Here's whst woman
asks an editor:
Desperate xife-Q Nv husband u not
only false to me. but lNrats me very unkind-
". He knocks me down with . chair, or
something, every few hours, and last week
locked me NJ in the cellar while he went
shooting. When lie returned after Eve days
ab~ence, he released me with the remark,
"(irest Scott, amt you dead YETI" Yes.
terday detected him putting arsenic in
my tea. What shall I do al,out ~? (2)
Are underskir's cut goTsd with rUiiies this
winter, or not,
To which he replies:
m You mus, win your husband by
kindness. Hiding behind the door and
under the bed will only make him worse.
Plat your hair like airunk handle, 80 that
he can drag YOU around the floor more
easily and work him . satin quilted club
holder to hang on the bed post. The great
thing il = proud Consciousness Of having
performed duty. Do this and all will be
veil in ten or fifteen years. (2) Well find
out this evening.
They say we're going to have good crops |
this year. Tha, is monstrous good news.
II there is anything that will make man
forget his religion, its an empty stomach. !
Nature abhors . vacancy and wind is
dern poor thing to gil up With unless you're
Q balloon. In the army sometimes . fel-
low had TO 20 without eating 30 long that
his back bone would work through his vest
and boiler for grub.
When the Confederate army vss on its
shortest ratiOus Gen. Lee demonstrated one
day With straRgler for eating green per
simmons, and asked him II he did not know
that they we're unfit for food. I'm not
eating them for food, General" replied the
man, "but for the sake OF drawing my stom.
ach up to 6t my rations."
And that wasn't in Kentucky either.
But Kentucky n where Brown and
OGrady lost their girl while they were
walking for her. Here's hov il Vas:
Two jovial young men in Kentucky
Wanted 70 call the same girl their dear