Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-04-17
NOTTNGS HAS HAPPENED
TO SOMEBODY.
Volts De Consequences-Vas
Bender Henspected.

Any shentleman vot go round your
face and talk in front of your back about
something's is a shvindler. hear dot
Brown says week before next apout me /
vas henspecked husband. Dot vos a
lie. De proof of de eating was in de
buildings: | am married twenty year
already, and vas vet not baldheaded. /
don't was oonder some petty goats
gofernments; shtill / links il vas better
il Teller will insult nit his wife and
got her advices about something's or
oder.
Dem American vomons don't know
something's meier about her huspand's
beesness, und when dem hart times
comes und not so much money comes
in de house, dot makes not some tiffer-
ence nit her. Shtill she mOost hef one
OF dot bull buck in de front hoop skirt,
pettygOats, nit efery kind OF trimmings.
Poorly soon dot huspant gets bankrupted
all 10 pieces. Dey send for de doctor;
und ven de doctor comes de man dies.
Den dot woman vas Obliged 10 marry
NIT anOder man vOt she don't maybe
like nit four six children, on account OF
his first wife already, and possibly vone
or two r1udders 10y law---von second
handed, und de oder a step-moder-out-
law. Den she says NIT herself, 81 effen
wish | vas dead little"
Now if a Chermans goes dead dot
makes no Inference. NOpOddy would
hardly know it except himself. His
wife goes on nit de beesness shust like
nottings has happened to somebody.
American women vas different kind
OF beeples. For instinct, dot some vel
Ter, Mr.. Brown, goes nit Inc in de
butcher Freshness together. He vas an
American man--sO vas his wife. Veil,
many times ven efry peoples got de
panic poorly bad, dot vOmens come to
her husband ind says she mOOst have
money. Den she goes out riding nit
carriage.
NOnce upon a time Brown says to
me. Bender, / wouldn't be henspeck-
ed So he went off und got hiself
tight. shust because his tells him, blese
don't do il. Den he sits down NIT his
back on de floor, and if | am not deere
dot time he never would get home.
"Nell, dot night, me und mine wife,
We had little talk about something's und
lllt next way L SAY W DlONu' l-oOh
here, vOnst. Ny wife she makes saus-
ages und works in the sthore; also mine
laughter, she works in the sthOre und
makes head sheese; und your wife vas
going out riding all the time nit de
horse car, und patent tied pack car
dinal striped stockings. Now your wife
must 90 work in de shtore und cut beef
steaks und make sauerkraut or else We
divide not SO equally any more dot
profits
Veil, Brown goes home und he tells
his wife about dot. Den she comes pOOty
quick nit Brown around, und had mis-
understanding about something's, in Nich
eirybOdy took part, including my lit
tie dog Kaiser. Poorly soon up comes
a policeman und arrests us for breeches
of promise to keep the pieces, und as
Saulting dc battery, or something's. Den
de firm Bender Il Brown vOS broke up.
20 about my peesness, und Brown go
nit his peesness. Ny wife she helps in
the sthore. His wife goes riding nit de
horse car, und efry night she vas by
the thCater
Volts de consequences? Along comes
dot Centennial panic. Dot knocks
Brown higher as two kites. My income
is still more as my outcome. But Brown
he goes around de shtreets NIT his hands
out OF his pockets, and he don't got a
cent 10 his pack