The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1879-05-02
ItenS.

Approaching crisis-Walking toward
restless girl baby.
--Ifa GIRL marr;es coacbmo, sbe r,,s.
not oe surprised IL ne insists on holding the
reihs'
--One of the brightest tb;ncs we bove M.
ticed going ronnd istolv Ia a LigbIv.noi;shod
circnlar-saw
neck hv a kick A nnle that yv;t,essad the
casualtv went hebipd tLe hor, ond uont
The idea that fruit eaten at night is de-
leterious is proved by the bad effect it had
upon Adam for eating an apple after Eve.
bob, why is your nose in the middle
of your phiz p Cause it's the scentsr,
sir"
1t;s tho oos;os. .h;n :, ,ho r,d e
MAJ, ~ oo,,n,;d snioida I, r nu III H. ~ &c
onIy tn caIl arotbar r,o,, q l;ar -" '"'
"A correspondent wishes to know wheth-
er circulating library ought to be kept in
a stationary store.
= ouus 'iieu Wy VINO are 'eiipIeu 70 respond
s So lne 1rs VI wes.waiu, ~ suou,u noI
i,oise' ''at ."e,p az ooNoi"' yo"io vi sooo
Dsrllne, isn M ,nis an eAcelieht Phoeo-
graph vi ule Why, no. wlie j. thefe Is
'oo niucn rePo'e aoou' Tue hiou'h'
IT NAV he interestinp for some neonle
to know that 1t costs twenty-five dollars to
take a dog across the Atlantic, and that the
animal is taken at owners risk, unless spec
ial contract to the contrary is made with the
steamship company.
-Tis pity, and pity It's it's true, as Puck
remarks. that we tiatter ourselves we are
extremely liberal when we say thousand
dollars's worth of good of man after his
death, to whom, living, we would not have
-
- Self Possessed 1ramp-,'Will any gen.
tleman-' BroVh TO ihtended almsglver)-
Don tyou give him any thing-he's been
here before to day. >. L. L. (loftllyl-.
with my business affairs ?'
"A gentleman VINO was taxing quiet
drive last sunday, IN ms shabby buggy,
drawn by melancholy horse with long hair
was g,ared at oy iour @ oankrupts' VINO rolled
grahdiy oy IN Sooo carriages, dlawh oy
esses.
copper money Is coined Tor exclusively
religious purposes; 1t enables man to feel
he has contributed to the spread OF the gos-
pei without drawing too largely on his In
r, o;x :, ~ o;, o,d ono.
no shan I,iII - oV ,h asa' n ,.;,rSs nso
;n,, the cho.'rf,i snectacie Of sever cbnrcb-
-, ~ ~, ,,I;. ~, I'LL ii LII
$50 see tbe an ani,nois y wv 'n'-
c;.o.aoo. o,or ooao. r,o ,,
with on 'I.tar nree,. " ro, nn,S Ia ,.;,h "on;ta
oh;i,, a ot IL on b." pt H." ,h ",n' ;,S no
ouarost isads a. o ,;,h "narsad " srits aI'
''"'' '0''"'
Asa valuable remedy for Dyspepsia.
Sick Headache. Torpid Liver. and such
diseases we can recommend DIR. Bulls BAL
timore Pills. They are for sale by all drug
"a tooober of bross hand 10 ,,,or
,d so !. 'a.r evarv ,oar'her m s os I t%a hana t
or y remarts ibe KaoLrl, Cnnst;tnt;on W.
.shio,;a 49, L. H. o"nu
tbnnnbt .hs rsnort ,sos ;rnent;o ou "f nc
anors, "'' - O
'n''
COLORADO WINTERS, winter of
nd tn
tha LII al 81 NJ, Th 1nnt .o.;sn at'aoss w
storn Lnnnp thasa j., aor. ,c ooo,rrad oho,',
the frat of iasi Nav
MA, os,'aj ny e So" yohI s1V ea'n ,i, WI nm
in tho bob;t nf bootnr;ra, hi,, and tbs ,,;'o
vonnU mon renI;eS ..i g. oross ttn ."aso
for fear ha n,ioht dot my ovas ''' ;, ''' 'o"'o
b,,t n'' a'iN" NV 'uo R7,h'a " Iassh any
ohaot IT, s'Fori,,, r.. saIo T., - anN
a,o ~ Ds; OK roi S"ie ny oil Drug-
s''''' ''o' - 'e"'S
"A Mississippi editor announces: Two
years OF journalistic life have reduced me to
.he lowest uregs OF poverty anu misery! ana
.o-uay l s'ahu oelore thls community
Isr.ov Ci,v man vos raoan,,u orrostaa
for smack;ne his wife across The nose VIII
red and yellow worsted motto hearing tbe
words ''Home, Sweet Home"
NON of,bo S;ar,oso .,,;n, :, o6h;o,;,
h;o,, ho,,a % - j.. Testo =" 'no
,aads tnnn, - man ~ 70 ast uUhn sho'ldn,t
,hev r;sa in iba ,sorId H;s fathar ,,as ua,I
con,scted y '"'ne' was "'''
| -Accordino IN et;ouetta in Micbioan a
bride can be married without gloves" INT
that's nothing. In some parts of the "crack-
er" country. down in Georgia. thew can be
married without shoes,
"A howl of disgust comes from the mi
ners who have lately arrived in Leadville.
the demand that men are absolutely suffer-
ing for the necessities of life.
"A clock having struck the hour of one,
a tender hearted woman exclaimed, 80,
what cruel clock i Why SOP asked a
friend. because it struck its little one !"
IT,, ell ,,.
-lHe ;e naia ot huani h was NOT as huml'iat-