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Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

OF Senator T. F. Bayard at home CORE.
spondent of the Boston Globe said =" In his
family Senator Bayard is the model husband
and the model father. His wife and his
children are his jewels, and he cherishes
them with true fathers love and care
His family are his companions, and when
he is not engaged in his public duties at the
capitol you are almost sure to fin d him with
his family at home"
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Notwithstanding the tariff on iron, the
importation Of ore and old iron continues
to grow apace. The amount of metal and
ore being received at Baltimore is renre-
sented by the San to be exceedingly large.
The consignments comprise ore from several
European countries and some from Asia
and Africa, pig-iron from England, and old
rails, scrap iron and steel from Great
Britain, Germany, etc.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

GAIN FOR GRANT.-The Republican Ma.
tional Committee met on Wednesday las,
at Washington. Senator Cameron was
elected Chairman on the first ballot. n
was decided to hold the National Convan,
ton in June, at Chicago. The action Of
the committee is put down as favorable r.
Gen. Grant. "
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Little Neddie was walking with his
auntie and finishing huge banana, when
they encountered peanut.stand. OF
course he wanted some peanuts. "No Won
can't have any peanuts" said his aunt, Gfor
you have just had banana" ayes. but I
do want some," insisted Master Ned. with
great vshemeRce. "Well, Neddis,'' said
his aunt, I'VE can't always have everything
we want" "Well, am not 'we.'"
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

A SENSIBLE REFoRM.-It really looks a,
IT the "best society" this New Year will
abandon the practice of giving wine OF
spirits TO young men out calling. The
ladies have taken hold of the matter in
New York, Philadelphia and other leading
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24
CHANDLER LAMBoRN,
f. II. BANCROFT, Committee.
GEORGE w. HoRsEY,

A writer to the Baltimore American boldly
claims that he has discovered a sovereign
remedy for consumption, which has cured
a number of cases after bleeding at the
lungs had commenced, and the hectic flush
had already bathed the cheek. 1t is com.
mon mullen, stepped strongly and drunk
freely. 1t must be- continued from three to
six months according to the nature of the
disease. 1t is said to make good blood and
take away inflammation from the lungs.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Our readers will easily gather from the
above tabulated statement the number of
years to which their lives, according to the
law OF averages, may reasonably be expected
to extend.-Harper's Bazaar.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

The ladies' fair in Philadelphia, for the
Methodist Orphanage, realized $l7,092,
with the probability of reaching $4,000
Of this sum Mrs. Bishop Simpson secured
S3,400 on the screen which was presented
to Mrs. President Hayes.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24
WHOLE NO. 1886.
All Sorts.

All Sorts.
compound word-rum- punch.-Bos'on
The Sioux tribe; the lawyers.-LoceH
Sun.
Rambling notes-bank notes. Toronto
Grip.
A dentists sign-Drawing, music and
dancing.
Are bits of advice present., of minds P
Boston Post.
A crack company-a gang of burglars
Boston Post.
A crooked politician never votes the
straight ticket
A eo,as.you please race-the women
.HcGrsgor N,qcs
The Boston Courier says it's sneezy
think to take snuff.
1t takes a sober man to walk a tight
rope.-Ncs2 Orleans P.capo,e.
A deal of money has hepn made on ryes
IN whlsky.-Ne'9 Or!eans P,c1c,nc.
a petrifed body, we learn from the
Chicago Tribune, indicates that the man is
stone dead.
The swine is not noted for his spirit, but
we ar" constantly hearing Of pig metal
Boston Post.
1t is proper, says the New Orleans Pea.
g"e, to make few feline remarks on the
death Of a fayorite cat
The doctors wife should never call her
husband little duck He may be over.
sensltlve.-BoS,o,. Iranacr;1
Americans wear more watches than any
other nation. We have the system of tick
to perfection in this country.
Nothing so quickly dries woman's tears
as a kiss.-ProgreSS. Do you want to set all
the girls to crying ?-.S,th Tack.
Men and women are much alike. The
one takes to the beer glass, the other to the
pier glass'-StcuGe,rWe HcrgG
PrOfessor-Can you give me common
synonym tor "copse' Soph.-Well. '.peel.
ers,' | believe, sir.-Acta Columbian.
Smith wants to know what good the new
French cable is going to be to people who
don understand French.-,Swacust HeraH.
Q.-Why are there not so many bad
characters in country town as there are in
large city? A.-Because it is smaller
place.
A colt IS usually badly beaten before he
IS well broken. With an egg it is different.
IL mas to be broken before it is beaten
Boston Past.
she carelcssly Ger the stove was bending.
Carefully pouring i'll the lie"
"Ileh me flames rose up and quickly took her
10 place where She will never Spite"
-SeM T:ct
And oh, Edward said the girl he was
gong to leave behind him. "at every stop.
ping place be sure you write, then 30
ahead. "-DetroH Free Press.
Advice to bachelors: Never marry a
woman unless she is SO rich that YOU would
marry her if she were ugly and so hand.
some that you would marry her if shs were
poor-DctIot Free Press.
How ready some men are to 90 to law!
SO empty thing as a banana skin has
caused many one to bring his suit against
the pavement And what did he recover
Not even his squanimity. Post.
The boy who doesn't leap over seven
hItchlng posts, kick lame dog, snatch a
handful of navy beans in front of every
grocery store, knock over box or two and
work the handle of every pump on the
sidewalk on his way home from school. is
either lazy or doesn't feel well.-FcoI7Ik
Gate city.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

While Grant and his wife, and Freddie
and his wife, sojourned in Philadelphia,
they had suite Of FIVE rooms, including
private parlor and dining room in the
Continental, first floor, fronting on Chest.
nut. They were sumptuou4ly furnished
and rich with bric-a. brac, and works of art,
hung with silk and fragrant with growing
flowers.
General Grants face is slightly bronzed
by his travels, and has a healthy color
His hair has very little gray about it and is
hardly thinner than it was ten years ago.
His beard, especially on the chin, is percep-
tibly grayer than his hair. A large white
necktie gives him the appearance of a
Clergyman. His voice is deeper and his
utterance firmsr and more rapid in informal
conversation than when making speech.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

CoURT SENTENCEs.-Hugh Dugan, who was
convicted of granddaughter in the court last
week, was sentenced to an Imprisonment of
five years and fine of five thousand dol
lars. The colored boy, Brown, who was
also convicted of manslaughter, was SEN
fenced to an imprisonment of one year and
light in the case in view of the fact of the
prisoners good character, and the blow
having been struck while in fit of passion
produced by the taunts Of other boys.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Four thousand persons have signed the
temperance pledge at Atlanta, Georgia,
and there is hope that the moonshining
distillation of whisky may come to an end
IN that Stare without calling out the regular
ariny. .r.ls... n.tEetT rc's
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24
For the Smyrna Times
Young Joe and Other Boys"

This is the title of a new book which We
nave a.. late received. tits published toy Lee
d Shepard, Boston. Ii is a book Of inStrnc.
i've moral romance, and is designed for the
young reader, though we find it highly
amusing aud entertaining to an Older
reader, and more, its lesson is good one
and we'll taught.
One OF the best things that we can saw for
the book is, that we handed it to our twelve
year Old son and in a few minutes it captured
hin' and all his spare time was devoted to
IT. until he read it through. Meantime his
sister was anxious to read it too. The first
'uea mat struck us was, to see how the book
would work on the class for whom it was
wrltten-so we handed it to the bow. =.
already stated. When he had read il. We
asked ham to tell u>somethins about t,'our
OBJECT being to see if the book adimpressed
hIm. lie began and told us most of the
stores that the book contains. Therefore.
TINS book is a success, because it hits lis
mark. We recommend it for Sunday
school use, Its moral is good.
T. O. AyPrs
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

When two women with new hats on pass
each other on the street there is pair Of
back stares made Immediately.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

BAD PoLITICs-The action Of Gov. Garce.
lon, of Maine, and his Council in throw n .
out the 36 Republican majority on small
technlcalities so as to reverse the wish of
the people "a expressed at the ballot box,
and seating in their place enough Fusion
lists, Democrats and Greenhackers) to give
the latter majority Of &c in the Legisla.
ture, is raising bad blood and will most
likely cause fire to be fought with fire.
Its legitimate effects are already apparent,
as it is stated that Republican leaders in
New York are planning TO capture the
electoral vote of that State in 1880 by
having the next legislature, which meets
in January and which is largely Republican,
pass law changing the mode of choosing
electors. One Of the plans proposed is to
let the voters in each Congressional district
choose an elector and have the two
electors-at large chosen by the Legislature
Another plan is to have the Legislature
choose the whole of the electors. This
move would insure the election Of a major.
ity of the Republican electors.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Is a cider mill fought with a press club ?
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

RELIGIOUS IRAMPS.-ln contradistinction
from " Gods poor there are those whom
we may properly call "mens poor" They
are people who spend upon themselves.
out OF an income not generous, perhaps, bul
so much that they have nothing left with
which to bear their portion Of the burdens
Of society. They live we'll. they dress well.
they MAINTAIN what they consider a re.
spectacle position in society, they 20 10
the theater whenever it may seem drsira.
ne; they spend upon themselves and their
luxurles their entire income, and habitualy
steal their preaching. Many of these
people are quite regular in their attendance
upon the Sunday services Of the church.
tut they never unite with it or assume
.InSle responsibility connected with it,
There are churches in New York, as we
presume there may be in most OF the
cities, which are the favortp resorts of the
hummers-churChes which, by the mum.
bers IN attendance on SUNDAYS, seem TO be
prosperous, but which, from the fact that
they are so largely made up Of bumnlers
cannot support themselves OF their pastor.
These worshippers make a very well.dressed
congregation, but they offer very poor
held for preaching and pastoral work.
They do not even introduce themselves to
me pastor to whose preaching they listen.
When they become little ashamed of this
sunday hummihg at one church, they 90
TO another The sexton knows them at
last and understands exactly what they
are and what they are doing. A little self
denial would give all these people the
right to pew, and save them from the
meanness Of appropriating that which
honest people are obliged to pay for.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24

Woman's writes--Postscripts.
Smyrna times., 1879-12-24
she careIGssly Ger the stove was bending.

" And oh, Edward said the girl he was
going to leave behind him. "at every stop.
ping place be sure you write, then 20
ahead. "-Detron Free Press.
, 1879-08-06

the theatre. Atr. Clark namllp denies TINT the
neople aro "ktckln4" OH account OF no ea1arg,
tut admits that tnonov Ii due 10 a few, who arc
perfectly willing to wait until the return OF Sir.
Ul11,lin ffutn New York.
70 fhs Editor af T1t Tribune.
Cuckoo. Aug. BIN regard to the troubo
which has arisen ut 1lAmltn's, beg To make few
stateIncnta which mar act me strntcht tcsore tho
bnhfit: heehn my engagement three weeks aro,
and, believe, avr played to tho bcst business Tho
hnuso hhA had ia eight weeks. Since my cn7are.
mens hsre continually been annoyed by ti.c lax
MANAGEMENT II tho house, Tho, cmpfo5cs
satined to run th!nga pretty much "a they
iiKca. and, conne1ucnsly. my play ant
therefore My acting suffered. Tho Immediate
cause OF this Is Tint salArteA In, baltevc, no cato
have hsen rald. The sccno .pntntcr has over 800
ncatnst The theatre; tie carpenters have not been
paid: the annerh arc meyer rnt!; fresh hand. nro
oItatocd every n,eht. II regard 70 shs perform.
them are In great Distress and hang On In the
feebfe hope Of ontAln,u9 bread and butter. Per-
sonAliy, hare suffered financial lusr owing to
the mlsmanagcmcnt Of the theatrc, ! ktood tho
condition Of Affairs A. 1onY as cnud, hut an Man
dny nulst was compelled, owing ~ the rcfieal Of
carpenters aud ne-shtttcrs to do thci, duty to
throw III, my engagement. beg that ron will etyo
space to thfa statement not on account Of my avn
grievance, bnt 70 warn hny poos professional that
mhy be hecoynd Into pagfnR In thu house. Yonse
respectfully, EDWARD Anso1r.
, 1879-08-06
PORT HuRON.

PoRF HURON, Alch,, Aug. 6.-Pasacd up
PEopelless New York, lntes-Oceau anu cousort,
Antelope and consort, Alpana nnd barges;
schoonsrs J, II, Mcqsudas, lao.
DoHn-pfopellass Mary Mills, Newburg,
Wayssly, Morley, Arizona, Potomac, Empire
Stats, D. ". Rust tho consoEts, W. L. Watmore
and consosts, Forest CITY mud consorts, E. b.
Hale, With Ava bradley, J.. Q. Harrison, and
Florida; schoouess Fred A. Morse, George
W0rthtnRtou.
Poar HURON, Mich, Aug. 6.-passed Up
Prop Lincoln and barKcs.
,,Down-props G. J. Kurshaw, Badger State,
Nary pflngl0 md oalRes: stius keeweua~
Rlnd-aouthweat light; weather Hue.
, 1879-08-06
A VALUABLE DISCOVERY,

6AN FRANoisc0, Cal, Aug. 5.-sono parties
in this city, who iaya been working up tue mat
tar for aono time past, have discovered the
wreck OF tho steamer Brother Jonathan, which
1oundered OF Point St. George, near Crescent
City, Ia July, 1906. 4ho lics In an upright posl.
ton In twcnsy.two fathoma Of water, about lfty
1athoms from The submerged rock on which she
IL supposed to have struck. There WAS about
1,U0, 0D In Treasury notes aud bullion In hrr
safe, mud the finders arc Hitting out an expedl'
tton for fts secoYesy, The treasuro belonged to
the Government, whosn cloiiu, 1t Ia held, iapseu
on the expiration Of ton days alter the loss.
, 1879-08-06
BUSINESS NOTICES.

Arnnata 1iunyss llna been usee with l,ighl,
beneficial results during the Inst four ytars In tho
various forms Ut dysprpsa, EAstrisis. nauaca, gem
cra debility, consumption. oto. Kumysa Ia not q
medicine: II u pleasant winc- Ike boreravc IA
delicate stomach. Nothing ciau mako i,csI, anu
blood and strength ~ fnst. It ean te safely r.
lied on for the rccupezstton of tnse c.scs o! low
vitality In which medication or ordinary nutrition
fail. Send for circular. Iewarr Of 1Entations.
Atenl's Kumyts Ia not sold to the tfadr. Con-
eur1ers supplied directly hy a. AEcnu, Chemist,
ITO Mudison street, Chicago.
, 1879-08-06

tic leo in tho Arctic Sea cauard. It has tatt
a1lv!ces from, that nciohborhoo1 to the effect
That the season has hccn very iMc on tAc AstAtta
stc. strouK cast winds l,ayo pt6fas1ed, ptt!ng
up the Ice in such manner al to rondcr It, in
'ta opinion, imposstblo that the Vega should
have succeeded III working out.
, 1879-08-06

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 5.-lhc Cotton Exchange ia
this city has adopted q strong protest against
tho recent action Of the Executive Council Of
tha National Cotton Exchange In changing tho
place OF holding the next convention OF tito
National Cotton Exchange from st. Louis to
New York. .charactcrlziug It as "unwarrnntcd aud
unfaIr," nnd dceminE it "1re 10 the city of st.
Louis illat public cxplRnation be male by tho
National Cotton Exchange"
, 1879-08-06

The Rentlo srouauToN, Of New York, Is
.aia TO 10 q candidate for tho English Mission.
hut II he couldn't afford To stay at st. Peters
burg Il Ia difficult to SEQ how he can afford to
ro 10 London.
, 1879-08-06

The Bloomington Pantaaraph enthusiastically
.ocondt the nomination Of "Eallant DICK
tlnLrspr, tho patriotic War Governor, tho
vorthy United statcs Senator, tho tried states.
nnn. and tho true pntriot," for Governor In
, 1879-08-06

ussnRtoK 3. .Wnto,tr Will probably be tho
Communist, Greenback, EiRhtf1our candidate
for tho Presidency in 1880. All these causes
combined Will not give him as big vote ~
Psrsu COOPER had In 1876 OF CHARLES o'CoSoR
In 1874.
, 1879-08-06

The medal Wns won bf E1 Williams, BY O
score OF IL nut Of a possible Is.
Tbcre will bo grand plRcon.sloot At Klein
nuns place to-dar+ consisting Of eeties Di
sweepstakes for various distances. This shoot
II to take tho place pf the BoGardns medal
sht,ot, which Is MI, there being large guam.
tttY OF birds on hnn1.
, 1879-08-06

apretaf Btpatch 10 7ns N4trnk.
MINNEAPOLIS. Minn., Aug. 5.-Mnncapolis
was 4 little stubborn at nrss, but surscn1crs uo-
condittonallY Tonight, and Admiral Haveriy's
pennant flies tn triumph at the main peak Of Il.
N. s. r. Tho four :C.'s ha7o successfully in.
yndod Minuesotu.
, 1879-08-06

The latter wns the layorite In tic pools at 125
tn50. Time, 1:G51<.
Ttc unit,4i Atntes Hotel stake was Won hy
Volturnu, Harold second. AMI l}ilwark thru.
Time, 2:it4. Harold sotd fn the pool at $500
to $1{;0 for Volturno.
1rnuble nnl Katfn T. started In the stetp}c-
chase, Tile former was Tho furorlte and won.
Time, 2:53H.
, 1879-08-06

The Richmond EPhig has invented aner word,
4. ruuderism," which 1t uses as term Of re-
proach against persons mud States who believe
In paving their honest debts.
, 1879-08-06
A Wcll-Plnyctl Game and n Vic
tory for Buffalo by q
Scratch.
Providence Just Manages to WigEle
Out Of q Small Hole at Troy.
Brisk Trotting at Buffalo--The
2:21 Race Much Mixed.
BASEBALL.

F~. $ktr f. r1un tho hprnn ri tuf,
ye'teFaaY 10 gooa s', ~ sss ,n .asneos o
IN dssaole" eona'.on'-s"o'' y, ,ne 1I'siu. ~. y.
the two most valuable men tn tic n'ue, Flint
md At,son. Notwithstanding fact, II took
."a :. ,..s ra,o ,,,nsn ~ o,t ,,r ~ ,,,nir
anu IL was fate pleeu u @ sooa 4ueR ." ,'e't
part tllat they wcfo not defeated, 80 atarp
md effective was the pitching ata catching.
paso a. fat, uofo IN Ns'1as 'aeo M &C.. =, ee.so,
Williamson bsI'inu tue oat 'hsteaa ol fl'at, anu
nankInson on third. 'fh's change looked DIS
on,nng ,1e Q no3 nconlo nj, tho ,,rounds: but It
u,.. ~ ~ onntos.s,, I'm, lin tcom niarr, gno1
mus Do coh1essea .''a' .lu 'can p'assa Roou
not against The luck tue DufFalos played In In
tt,c two last innings,
Ao.ur 1,ort Williamson tossc;1 the n,ccc on,a
Ae.nk Supt' .,,., . .1." .,. uo @ W..
nstcatl Of 10 grass, and tcir first three strlkers
wnus mt In Observation-Disclosures BY Peters to
HANSEN. Rtrhari],on an strikes. nud Clam on a
wel''ne'ded oail by saahet 70 t. n:nssn. ~ ua.
rymotc opcuca proceedings for his side with
two.baser to tile right field, but Peters, Will
ianxo,. md Gore left l,tn there by their outs,-
the h'st from @ toFee TO "a,Scs' Williamson as.''s
on q ny ~ WALKER, anfi GoFe on stflHos.
The second inning SAN three Buffalos ut
bat, and only three nornqns gay, Quest .s, short
md "alker sent ont a a'''eu.1 .u,I ~ & 10 oose,
which that player clnhg 70. Ite hoooFs were
o npnkinson won. out to-
r,,,saan VIA .ort /, n 1voIker or1 Oucst
fu'aor, ".o 7ve,a seu. - T,a "nn .nssa .I"1 | o ,o
fouIea out 70 "a'se'' lns ..''ro ts'a'' u "'o
der order OF their previous attempt to get OH
1arkIo, Fu,mcr,s ay was takcn care OF by
LUX Forco v"nt ont ,xi,h 1he nj; If
, 1879-08-06

s!;;Is ss;;;;E; $;;I;':
nuns rinxEn.
;;;; ;;$$;,;%;. !: .::! T.;
Three. base h,t-Fnlmet.
Flrst t'asr nj crror*~-ctapp:
Left IN iahcs--f:n!cago. 4 f3uf1alo, ,.
fsss ..s 81 ssMishsifs ss1iea Sa's -:!t1n. & 1a'' o.
n"%e's .s.sS s',,en' pHsvGrfS rotn's.' and Walker
Tlme of namc-ruo '.ourn aud thirty rnnutsn,
'unlpire-T. Gillian, Of London, Ont. IT.
rHoy1EEHcE nEFHATs rttor.
Eptefni Dtspntch 10 TAt Tribune.
Thor, N. y, Aug. 5.-Costiy errors again
lost gamn for Troy. III The two flrtt Innings
thsy battcd Atafhcws out Of Ills position BY
making eight l,asc.hits md six earned runs.
Wasl proved nlorc effective 1T tue last seven
innings. Providence ohtn'ned n r,ln in the first
tnn,g IN t,oscller's crror, three In The third III
ming on errors Ut Ctapp ant1 srnutcra, mud an
other In the eighth on errors pf Reilly, bradley,
anh 1lnl1. BEad1ev pitched for Troy, and only
b.sc. wcl, and played brilliant game in lis
field At times.
$;:; E;:;s:s:' :::':s:: $=3
II Hnas esrnod- -ii';to;sidsnse, !; troy, 9.
I,aae. .h1ts-psov,dcnes, Il; Trey, II.
Itsse On ett"r.NR?oridsnce; 4: Troy, t.
Two-baso hl.s-oItoarke, =; Mathews, nrouth.
ers.
Threc;;base hit-casste..
Passed. bnlls-tsrown. I; Reilly, /.
Wild pitc1eg-nradlcy. \.
Unplfe-McLcan.
1'IMr-Two l,0nss.
BOSTON vs. SYRACUSE.
Eptciat Dispatch 10 1as Tribune.
SYRACUSE, N. r.. Aug. 5.--l'he stars and
Bossons p1ayed their fourth game In this city
to.day !n the presenea Of less than zoo .spceta.
fy,E
, 1879-08-06

10 paying their honest uebts.
PERSONALS.
aombotta Ia about to give up tho loader
,tlp. At any rate, hc ia ge1ng to DO married..
Ustywayo Is fugitive, aud the Now York
detective forco must look hin, up Immediately
Senator Thurman Ia at tho 1ale Of Shoals,
and i, IL believed that Ills boom ia watcrloggcd.
uaying satisfactorily repaired his fonces in
Mains, John Sherman has returned 10 Washington.
IL IN proposed to abolish tho cat In the En-
r,sh navy; but who will they aaJ took Tho sugar
and taa!
M. Do .Icsseps behaves as If the idcn
rcver occurred to him that the Monroe DOCTRINE
may bo loaded.
:, perhnps hlr. Hanlan might challenge son,o
Of tho SIM. Slug Prison officials who arc expert
with the paddle.
An exchange says: "Levy blows his own
horn.n We think not. 1t fa moro likely owned
by his creditors.
Mark. Twain'a "Jnmping Frog" hns
Jumped Into popularity BY means Of a translation
III the rar!s Figaro.
Henry Wattcrson las gone to Now York,
carrying comfort and probably demitoln OF Ken.
lucky best to Mr. Tildcn.
Commissioner Lo DUO, Of tue Agricultural
Ditcnu, ni1rms that IL is criminal prodlgaltty to
eat butter on watesmclons.
Paul Boyton IL swimming at Manhattan
Beach, and the abscncG Of Bhnrks from that local.
lsy, was mover moro doplorcd.
It would 10 rnthor DISASTROUS to John
shorman's prospects II his month should strike on
hin for eight honrs work duy.
King Thee Eau Of Bur1nah contomrlates
tho erection Of diBtIery. In order to supply his
thirst for stlmnlauts economically.
Vice-Prosident Wheo o. occasionally gets
bite, and ashiap even is frsught with excisements
lacdmpasiole With tho Vice. Presidency.
Dr. Justin D. Fulton is trying to make a
Tasnage Of himself, md we believe that ho haB
tLs rccessary,ahsonce Of brains to succeed.
Jolf Davis In ono of Tho largest land-own-
crs In the soutl,. hut unfortunately he ncgleca to
permit himself 10 be placed under any Of IL.
Tho first nows Of the battla of Ulundi
'waa conveyed both to Sir Garnet Wolsclcy and Sir
Dnrtlo Frcrc by newspaper correspondent.
Jamos Gordon Bennett is tho proud owner
Of stx COWS, but Mr, Tlldcn Ia not yet convinced
that TINT accounts for tho milk In tho cocoanut.
Tho dinner given 10 Vhitelaw Reid by tho
journalists O! san Francisco lastod six honrs,
nbunt thseo Of which were passed under the table.
Having had considerable practice In OBJ
taIaing divorces, Fanny Dnvonpurts new husband
will know Just what to do when he wanna another
ouo.
Tho low York Herald il in dnnger Of loR-
Ing its character ~ newspaper by publishing the
stale information that Mr. Tltdeu cannot be rros-
dent.
A shotgun quarantine is tho only thing
that could possibly protect 3tassachusctta from tho
Nuttto mil f1l4ff nftfEt
, 1879-08-06

The funeral nf the lnto Edward 8. Brown Will
take place this afternoon nt o'cUck frutn Mcr-
ev HOSPITAL, corner Of Calumet ayenue and
Twentv-stxth strect, thence BY carriages 10 Oak.
wood Cemetery.
, 1879-08-06

HH0UT1Nu 1T AHH KLEIFHAEa4
The rccutnr monthly shoot OF the south-End
Shooting Club for the C'no mcdal occurred ut
Ahc Klc!nmnn's yesterday. itsteen birds, twcn.
-. r.o ,.r.is elan fCI,a arntr la NJ foilovs.
, 1879-08-06

DRUNKENNESS,
Dr. D'Enrcr dIscoscrce Of the cinchona curo for
Drunkenness, cufcs oil eascs. Room n palnsr
uou6c.