The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1879-11-08
ALL SORTS.

ALL SOBIS.
A cuff on the ear 10 Worse than two
on the wrists. -(Boston Transcript.
A worm In the chestnut 10 worth
Two In tho mouth.-[Steubenvtlle
Herald.
The miser is q man who lives like
abeggar because he u afraid OF dy'
Ing like one.
A belt around the waist IL better
than two over the head.-[H acken.
sack Republican.
StrsnR % Il may seem, Mrs. Oak.
ley'o "Ffom Attic TO Cellar" is all
comprised IN one story.
The circus spring. board vsulter
never gets arrested for jumping bis
board. "-(American Punch.
Boat racing has degenerated to
game OF see.saw. More saw than
Sc, hoWever.-(New York CONNER.
ciai.
There are only three things you
can got for nothing In this world
cir, water and advice. -(Syracuse
Herald.
It wss the proprietor Of q Bessemer
furnace who first rejoicetl when be
met - foreman worthy OF bis steel.
Young men may be made Of brass.
but the Cincinnati Commercial says
young ladies are made OF belle met.
Il.
Says the Nov Haven Register: 1T
rain doesn't come pretty soon, milk
will have to be sold by dry measure.
An appropriate song :or the pirates
IN Ned Buntline's nOvels-"Our sal.
cy ships a booty" -Norristown
Herald.
A wrestling match differs some.
what from 9 political convention.
The man who has the floor Is at
disadvantage.
Az fall WAKES old, the blows leave
and the leaves blow, the dust leaves
and the leaves dust.-Bost0n Trans.
cript.
When W look West W feel that
10 would Ike to see an Indian fall
instead Of an Indian summer
Whitehall Times.
Proieoeor-"Can you tell Of what
parents tho great Napoleon was
born Z" 0tudent-"Of Cors-i.can."-
Yale Record.
This life may be. as stern moral
lDts ssy, al . 6eeting show. but, 1t is
"a exhibition from which deadhesds
~ rigidly excluded.
The llghtning.rod man must be
allowed . good profit, for when he
sells out kis business he never can
ct much for the good will.
4 man has been on tho Baltimore
police twenty-five years, and never
oon9ht anything but . cold. And
really, that caught him.
II Edison can render sound availa.
bio IN 90 many ways, Why doesn't
b utilize tho bowling wilderness p
Philadelphis Saturday Night.
Little 0ertie latter waiting some
time for deesert)-"Uncle, don't YOU
have anything after dinner ?" Tn.
cls-"Yes, dear; the dyspepsia
THAT puts q different face on It,"
0ejd tho 0wl0dler when he raised q
check nom twenty to two hundred
dollaIs.-Cincinnati Commercial.
Custcmer. TO proprietor Of hat
oeore-"What 10 the price OF this
style, please :" Hatter-''This tile,
%. = worth four dollars. Yale
Everything has recently advanced
u price except liberty, which re.
0oios q eternal vigilance With lib.
esal reductions 70 the trade.-Peck's
Milwaukee Sun.
A little boy having been at Q chill.
dIen'e evening party, bic papa was
told that be chose the biggest
Oil 20 dance With, 20 asked him
How old Was che - He said: II
would not be % rude % 70 aek her."
4 man noticing . placard, "Room
% Rent" went In and found the
apartment 10 Q shabby condition.
Whereupon he remarked that be
0jdnt desire 70 rent ''roOm for i'm.
peovsmeot. "-tBufialo Sunday Times
The woman who cannot possibly
mad husband IN this country may
make Q tolerably fair missionary to
Ontoa-thIH PREss. But che would
AAAAMAvVo 40 0$tAO
escort. -lKichmond Baton.
Some interesting marriage stats.
70 90 given BY the Galveston News.
Tho News says that Shakspear was
married when be was IL, Dante at %
and Brigham Young when he was
u, IL. %. Il, ~, g, "A, and 90 on.
Ospt. Boyton goes floating along
IKE . porpoise. The only difference
ooeWee0 them 10 that the pOrpOise "a
good tor the oil that IL In bin, while
1oytoo 3 good for :. When We flnd
o9t We.u let you know. -[Boston
TtaaDegipe.
The following 10 % exact CODY Of
epco0csipeion preseDted 10 3 Fair
aaNeo drug store . few days ago:
.pe0 Ieobee : Opin3 Elk 6tract Of
ue6e0 &" The figures indicate that
three eoo4D' worth Of each article M
required.
CeeeWaYo, tho captive Zulu King.
0oojo % b Q rather handsome man.
ana "WooI0 . tWo.dollaI tablecloth