The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1879-10-11
My Cousin from Chicago
OR,
THE NEW GIRL.


now Ohariey' you Il DC sure 10 reiheil-
o'r!
10 re"'iioef-"nu' sa'u Mr' Mere
ui'n, WIN d hopelesS expression Oh INSANITY
y" ms uou' ''n'"'o' MY -Nere'''n uioP
Peu Do''i nuiiuS uest"'iinS'y u' her sioes'
| c,'i''eD ~ o"
"''"" '''"' y" navy '0' 5O''e" "i''''"y
My dear" said Mr.. Meredith, iumbling
in the depths oil his overcoat pockets for a
missing glove, 81 may not have forgotten
but don't seem exactly to remember z"
"The oysters I" suggested the wife.
Oh, yes" said Mr.. Meredith, the
oysters"
"And two ounces of double zephyr scarlet
wool"
EXACTLY"
Hu" ''o "Vl'o'-iia'N 10 Uo waiting az ''"o
c,.eN ~ 'O"' ~, ''"''" ''V'' 0",e"s
'''' '''PP0" 0'io manu- y" '"0
e 10 oo'''ns 'v-''F' ''''"'' " s00U'
And a dozen HaVana oranges Tor DESERT
an" TWO louhus oil white grapes, ana some
OF those delicious Lille naples biscuit and
maccaroons, from Saitasellfs-oh, and let
them SEM me up girl from ST. Chars!
"A-which|
"a girl, you goose Tor general house-
work. Phoebe went home this morning
with the iace-ache, and can't be left alone
with company coming anu ALI Mind she's
" soou COOK ana understands waiting al
'aoie'
ANA MIR Merealth rushed oil TO eaten the
nlne-th'r'y express with Kaleidoscope con
fusion oi grapes sephyr WOOL depot-hacksl
oysters and servant-nalds careelng through
his BRAIN which boded Ill Tor Mrs Mered-
this domestic plans
While that lady, clasping both hands over
her forehead in a sort of tragic dcspair,rush-
ed down into the kitchen, where very
good-looking young man of some two OF
three-and- twenty was on his knees IN front
of the range, irving to coax a most unwil.
ling fire to burn. The good-ooliing younc
man glanced up with comical sparkle in
his eyes and a smear of SCOT traversing the
bridge of his nose.
"Well?" said he.
"Tom" said Mrs. Meredith, hystericaily
'can you make a lobster salad?
Like bookl" said Tom.
"And colIee?o
81 learned in Paris.n
"Good," said Mrs. Meredith. rand car
make buttermilk blscuit-and, between us
We'll get up decent lunch for the youn.
lady from Chicago! As for dinner"
"Well9" again remarked the young mar
with the soot-besmeared nose.
"Proyidence must proyidelb sipbcd IN,
matron.
"There's an old chinty colored rooster il
the lnrnvard," said Tom. hoperullv. "If
conld catch him I'd have n chicken stew"
nror, . soid Nfrs Morodith ndid vo,
ever mako n chicken stewqy
"Nop
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