The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1879-05-28
ALL SORTS.
A CRATE nuisance Olinkers.

A CRATE nuisance Olinkers
Why is it people boot dog and shoe
. hen? a., & -
Mr.. Bua HASH is q resident Of Leb-
anon, Ky.
! CoNUNDRUM for the rich-Shall the
poor be cold or coaled?
A LOWELL baboon died of fright,
Saw himself in the glass.
INDIA contains 24G.0OO,OOO inhabi-
tants, and 10000 priests.
A OH1NAMAN was recently refused
naturalization papers at Boston.
EASTERN salt works have declined on
account of the richness of the Michigan
salt wells. PEW
b AN Alabama girl rescued her father
who jumped into river with suicidal
intent. ~
METZ, which at the census of 1871
had 81, 332 inhabitants, has now only
$4,000.
The trouble in Scotland is showing
itself in a serious fall in real estate in
Edinburgh.
The average daily shipment Of oys-
ters from New York to Europe is over
1000 barrels. i32t1 9a Y !M@t
WHAT pity it is that men Of large
means are SO apt to be men Of very
small ends. ~.
Ar a. charade party at st. Matthews,
8. O., q mad dog rushed in and bit three
young women. >l +s, ,st 10
California; has eight national banks,
representing about $5,00o,000, capital
and surplus. j,%~ 81t. -.ay
OREGON is waking up to the import
ance of her ohipmunk CROP Their hides
make nice kid gloves. at s&4stEa9
A GENTLEMAN of San Quentin, GAL, is
the possessor of white humming bird,
caught recently by his son. ~ :
The Chinese language is spoken by
85O,OOO,OOO. The English language is
spoken by from s0,000,0 900 to 81, 0O0, 900.
WHY is it called "lver complaint"
when any poor sufferer will not hest
tate to inform you that it is q dire COM
plant. ,:-.. ID s.". .-4 s-as
JosEFA PETERS, an Indian woman
who was supposed to be over 1914 years
old, died at San Luis Rey, San Diego
county, CAL, on the 23d ult. .'
SEVERAL mill girls in Birmingham,
o., were made very i'll by eating "mot-
to lozenges." A physician pronounced
it case of arsenical poisoning.
| A BROOKLYN young lady was tripped
by some mischievous boys, who had
strung wire athwart the sidewalk, and
died from the effects of the accident
The medical authorities of New York
CITY now concede the scarlet fever to be
epidemic, and report q total of 218 cases
for last week, and for the year 1873 6
total of 1902 cases. au5r
In st. Joseph, Mo-, city of 10000
inhabitants, big gray wolf came out
from it's den under slaughter house
one day last week, and attacked boy
who beat it off, got gun and killed it.
| A KENTUCKY lady named Buckles ha.
fallen heir to an estate in Texas valued
at $3,000,O0O. The strange thing abou
1t is that it was left by her father thirty
years ago, and she has just received tha
information. .Ht GI& s...s p.
AT Wautauga, N. c., Maj. Harrison
},
for persisting in grinding out "Grand
fathers Clock" on violin. The Maio,
will probably be acquitted on the GROUND
that he acted in self defense.
TIE Boston Common Council ha.
been considering the question whether
at the annual dinner, which the city
pays for, wines should be furnished o.
not, and finally has decided by small
majority not to have them. "
! The treadmill has been revived by 6
Partisan scientist as legitimate mode
of mechanical labor, he having discov.
cred that man exerts his greatest force
in the action of going up stairs, his whole
weight being brought to bear. .y.a.s.
| A PACKAGE in q basket was left on
the doorsteps of cautious Newport
woman, who, having no desire to adopt
founding, took the basket to the 20.
lice station and there found that it con.
tanned twenty-pound turkey. =.
A FLOCK of geese flying rather low
over q Jackson county (Ore.) miners
claim, the man in charge of the by,
drauic pipe turned it on them and sue.
seeded in bringing down two Of the
birds, one of which was secured. sin ii
| Mrs. HAYES is described as wearing
at the White House reception on New
Years day cream-whito silk gow1
trimmed with gauze and lace A white
plume and silver comb ornamented he1
dark hail, and she wore no jewelry.
| MARRIED, at Mount Etna, Pa, MI
Leonard Immel, aged &c, and Mis-
Sarah Keller, aged 81. The bridegroom
was SO happy that he distributed casl
and other necessaries among the spec
tatnrs in lavish manner.
COrnered at Last.
His wife had, probably, been arguing
and coaxing for years, for he looked
like man whose spirit had been wor1
out before he had consented to have hi.
photograph taken. He had halted a
the door of gallery as if trying to in
vent some excuse, but she pushed hin
upstairs, and he was in for it at last
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