Daily Republican., 1879-01-02
HUMOROUS.

during one OF his ROUNDS through II
palatial hotel, the landlord Of the Pa
mer House entered room snddenl
and discovered a window washer lei'
urely engaged in reading a newspaper
Being very active himself, he had n
use for lazy man, or one who slight
his work. He discharged his washt
on the spot and ordered him to 90 I
the Office for his pay. The man obeyed
got his money, went to his room on til
upper floor, arraytNi himself in his Sun
day suit, packed up his duds and de
scended to the servants department
take leave of his former associates
About this time Mr.. Palmer entered
but did not recognize his quondam EN-
ploy.e in his store clothes. "Here IN.
man, you look a. though there wa
good work in you; do you want jobF
The -xwasher, somewhat surpris' d, ad
United that he stood in need Of one
Can you wash windowsp The maj
allowed he could. Well, said Mr.. Pal
mer, 1--WE just discharged man who
has been doing that sort OF work.
paid him only $40 month, but if you
take the place and go right to work III
pay you S25." The proposition was
quietly accepted, and in half an hour
the discharged employees was scrusbine
away IVA III VIC '"''' VI"
Times.
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hoarse whisper-'she couldn't keep
her mouth shut long enough to take
tour strokes before she'd have some
silly remark to make, when kerwasn!
she'd swallow whole wave and 70
plump to the bottom
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h. must leave me forever. vrntu,ed
to emind HIM OF the 500 he borrowed.
He seemed much cut up. thought
would not be hard upon him, 30 told
him would throw off 800. lie bright
enrd, shook my hand anu sad, 'Olu
TREND, will not allow you to Guido
me IN iberal,,y; I'll throw OH the either
hundred.
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"a youns u'"'' ''oin ."o o"' n
III Town y'H.e''ay' anu In'''ou p,'o
.oer"Ph h"'''fy " nave ms p'o'u'e '"
sen h'.'' e'"''ne nm VIZ 'p"'o'
tod MN 10 assume pira'eu express
think of your girl" said he. A terri
bic scoul took possession of the young
mans face. and jumping up he ex-
claimed Think of the deuce She
went home with another fellow last
nigh, ANA she can 20 to thunder for
me. II. evidently thought of her
but the pleased preston was not
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a man n''u recently III AVE-" n"nip
'hife an" 'hree clersyhen A"Pp'"e,i
To 'e Pieseh'-aii 'ahlhs part a
certain lay pr""cie'' "ho was ais
mere, went away anu sa'u, n'y
had threo MINISTERS 'here, "e',i'o's',
thew All Didn't make much ont of it =,
rms reminds us of the old lady, widow
I
f i clergynan, who said to her grand
lauphtrr. "Cnild, you don't know
anything about preaching. many "a
i'm. Nv. s..uyour grandfather get down
ant Of In, pulpit without dry thread
in his shirt. '-Pentonvile UeraH.
a sch"ol mistress III 'ii' country was
taxing uo"n the hatiies anu ayes VI h'f
t.r,n when coming in turn to little
white headed boy. she asked him,
oval nv lad. how old are YOU %
civ name amt Lad.n said he. sharp.
~ .it's John" "Well," said the
.chool mistress. "what is the rest of
ynnr nam. p" "Whv that's all tn.
nam. Pve rot--iust John" "Well,
u hat il vour fathers nam. ~ "Oh,
vnu ns.In,t mt dads name down: he