The advertiser. (Wilmington, Del.) 1879-18??, 1879-12-06
WHITTL.INGS.

BuOps
The time is coming when o buffalo
robe will cover two hearts that beat as
one.
The legend "In God we Trust" on the
counterfeit dollar shines out as bright
as black eye.
r A Michigan horse ''sat down in we'll
twenty two feet deep and nearly kicked
the bottom out of it
The Rice Surprise Party played in
Indianapolis Monday night, afterwards
Evansville, then direct south.
Since. Snat poor lady was killed by
skyrocket in Brooklyn, young ladies are
rather fighting shy of parlor windows.
Advertise in this paper and increase
your sales. There is nothing more pro-
fitsble than Printers Ink. Try it, and
be convinced.
A man hates to own up shat he isn't
as smart as a hen, but he has got to al
low that hen can SIT on an egg and
not get mad.
You can always tell the approach of
colder weather by the manner in which
every one gets into the habit of leaving
the doors open.
What is the difference between ac-
cepted and rejected lovers? The ac-
cepted kisses rhe misses, and the re-
jected misses, Che kisses.
Mary Anderson is doing the biggest
business ever known on the Kansas and
Missouri Circuit. At Kansas City hun
dreds were turned away.
There is no truth in the story that
DIR. Mary Walker was forced to resent
an attempt by policeman to take her
farm and help her over crossing.
The "Galley Slave' pla cd to $500
at-Easton. Pa. They welcomed one of
the largest. "Pinafore" companies there
recently with $41 house.
"The Galley Slave. will keep its pre-
sent title. A change to wedding Bells
was considered, but Mr.. Campbell has
wisely decided to retain the present
title.
s:Isn'nt my photograph excellent 2"
eaid young wife to her husband.
SWELL, my dear" replied he, "there's
little too much repose about the
mouth, for it to be nataral,
Seven thousand people visited the
Arch Street Theatre, Phila., on Thanks
giving Day to witness exit" The re-
oeipts were SO ,327-2, 175 in the evening,
and 81 ,152 az the matinee.
A young lady has written to know
what is sure cure for lovesick ness.
AS other eminent physicians have pre-.
viously prescribed, we'suggest the same
old time tried re.tested remedy-mar-
rage. Tt has never been known to fail.
Chanfrau paid O. W. Tayleure only
$500 for the American drama, exit. !"
and Chanfrau has made over $4,000
] ont of it. The play before he accepted it,
been condemned by several New
York managers.
/ The Gouverneur Herald says ''In
our Hammond items instead of Miss
Fl Gregory had her collar bone broken, 4"
read '4 tire lady had her cellar broken
into 4" OF course WEI il read as you re-
quest, but how was if, anyway?
| A Friend once visiting an urworIdly
philosopher, whose MUD was his king
4 dom, expressed surprise at the small
ness of his apartments. rWhy, yeu
Il heve not room enough here to swing a
call MY friend;!!'' was the serene.
inappreciative reply, ST do not want to
swing cat.
A New Hampshire farmer Endorsed a
$500 note of hand for neighbor under
the idea that he YVES petitioning the
town hoard to restrain hogs from run
ming at large. I'hs pen is mighty, and
the cash he forked over was mightier
than the pen.
"Why do puns burst ?" asks con-
temporary, and then devotes nearly q
column to answering the question.
! Guns hurst because powder il put Tito
. them. You might use gun seven hun
bred years and it wouldn't burst if you
kept powder out of it.
Recitation in politicaleconomy. Stu
dent (defninR) "Cspital is that which
assists in future production. Prof
essor-""Shonld you considered, then,
that Adam had any capitalP' Student
-fI think not sir--unless his spare rib
was His capital
Among the costly articles of stage
dress used by Miss Mary Anderson is
that worn when impersonarinR Juliet.
It is Venetian robe, made of white
broche and satin embroidered with pearl
and silver Braid. This ID one of the
richest and most expensive robes ever
made in This country, and if made
abroad, would have cost, with importing
dnties, $780, The price paid for it was
S450.