The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-06-27

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shni's MI
I'D rts,ls /. giving IA the enli
shoulder, Hanger Commercial.
Thought IT, Ma ,ninin. ihr WARM
shoulder TIL way
i Tie Jamestown press says To-
shsloek's mntto II uail fnf w.
hnnh .hel.l,f, MIL poas house 50 "
rfison fuf The lal"isf,
A smart uptown hoy informed
/ hi~ grandfather that liz didn't like ~
hear him Joke Its haa III age. h'
explained Cleveland Voice.
$ seasls all l,laln~'- time In Con
nres. appears 10 ~ devoted IL PROV.
| Ing TINT there wns var fourteen
years aao.--srrinrtlsld Republican.
Republican congressman cannot
eei Ii through their heuds that their
purity l. not not the country. and pet.
ifarging tricks arc not statesman
ship.
In these days ri exploding In.
sutnnrr companies honesty II III"
ns, policy Kocklnnd Courier.
hut IL don't bny ~ large di,i'
Idcnd.
rirst Impressions nre lasting, ~
the schoulmastcr snid when ho intro.
duccd himself 10 the new school by
iiogging MI hands. Boston Tran
script.
The Hnckensnrk Republicans
snys. n man may not b. allie ~ keep
hi balance on Il tight rope, but u H.
keeps II lii the hunk "its greatly ~
his credit"
/ II Hon. Franklin were 10 walk ~
Philadelphia, nov. with Ills Loaf 81
bread under cueh arm he would ~
| rugged with the rest Of the tramp- e
Reno Gaa~tie.
Mccrury was u mild hammered
, milk and water Hayes Republican
two years ago. Now he Is roarng
s,nIwali. This II hia only qnalificn-
tion for the bench.
William II. Nundcrbilt's annual
income II said to be- eis,OoOsUOO.-N.
Y. Era.
And ", he hnd not single dollar
III give IL the assessor.
Il Where was craiR thnt he wns not
/. lat tile republican conventions Hnt.
Inn was there, md WINS president,
|, md Crnig might Just ns well have
, been II Vice president.
New Orleans hns u female hasc-
i ball club. Boston Post.
i Yes, usually III readiness behind
/ the door when the master Of the
! hou~. i Int In returning.
An exchange inquiries, Docs
, hnn.in. prevent mnrirrc II cet.
! tal,lv DOE. Who ever heard ~ 4
man committing murder after III
Y VI hanged Buffalo Express.
II Congress has the right u Great.
, one dollar IL absolute paper money
! Why ean II not create several hilllu','
! II such msney, II neeaslp Echo m
!. swero sure enough, Why not2
|, When some third rnte town
! wants n good advertisements. the hir
ueat usually the minister
! come. forward and tells the worl'
, that n meteor hns Just made lts NJ
i penrnies.
]. One haif af the people who hns'
i axes Ia grind wouldn't have tn
/. pluck to npllt u cord oi wood In
/. iifetime.~~pith md Point.
Ill And yet they never tire OF grlndlni
II their axes.
u "A thief II renlly n profound philo
T. sopher und always q candid thinke
o that IN, he looks nj everything !
* an abstract why. md II you renso
q witt, him he IL open and liable 10 col
ot yieilon. Albnny Argus.
~ "A bnly In the house II anld 10 i
y wrll.tpiIng ri pleasure. Tlls mn
=. Ii. true, says the OswegD Times, ~
= fur genuine felicity mart ~ tho yonn
y mon prefer II bnsom young lady !
about sixteen summers.
y, The time III year has arrives
- snys thu Waterloo Observer. Wiz
/, thu srhunlbny emit most alMnyn ~
80 whether liz tile r,ln, Il lent rin, !
i. The hlirin.rs md ~ The leo TIL
I makes hir shuli - warm.
II. w ur.. requested ny the publ
ar ,hs,s IL Nj Benson. "Fific.n i.n
IL. Iii He'll 10 ''frad ninl give the hook
i, notice" Not this weather. II n
-. court knows Itself. n.i.l IL thinks
rs .iocs.-- Bangor cnmmaiclnl
IS -"I7,uDO hchlrtones wnni.a
- They IL. advertised soi ~ the "
II Department. Gnd nfc wanted Tor "
Il .Iirrs' graves. But We would like
III arrs.i ihenl over iiic deni .hend po
ri. tielana, ahi furnish I'll. eiital,
afr gratis.
II When puhtor II without
Up charge, IL II Il allyn liz has been I,
~ Ing II rnsh business - Htenb~nsi
ih< Herald.
'ai' NJ, rather ii sign TINT hc does
~, nRres with tho female element ~
- congregation.
a mnn who went 10 Lcaayl
awhile nRy aud advertised To tn
RID the guitar. says Tho Cincinnati
Iah turday Night. was notified by the !
and ihetic residents TINT II he didn't ~,
,irs. pretty quick he would guitar d
,ro. feathers. Hv loft.
NJ. Ii II possible TINT thu grrcnbnrl
Ia not honest money! Then why '
'ont II used ~ ihr government ~ pny
thu arr bruy. soldier. and suilorni Il
hnn hAp1 their services were not Wor
Tore III M honest rctnrnl Who Will i
g. cidnte tl,c enigma involved Iii |
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