The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1879-04-20

As they con dude this sad and pathetic sooG
guard IN paint and feathers iashes in.
Princess Georgiana-slayc What sound is
neishing q s.,eis. speGki What Is i that
tbis' sound = ilying hofses' loot
Guurd-Priuesss il Ia your father. He still
insists THAI me only thing that nov, romans 70
Us is TO l--!me CIVILIZED aud Ae brings with
him a Prime Minister. whom lie has procured
g. ail him 10 taat terrible purpose.
There l. q howl Of horror. and tho beautiful
Princess AMI I'll the nailens bow their heads
and sing " oe woel wool woe woe!"
AS they sing. Sitting Bull. seated on splendid
velocipeds. dg-shes into the cave. and refining his
l-ry bicycle In their midst, also cries, q" Who's
whoa! whoa"
This noble indian hns fought tho pale faces
and their c0uuminAting Influence long and
well. But at last, finding nearly all his lands
occupied. on the surface. by tLeir soldiers. and
not liking - spend all his ulno under ground.
he has resolved to yield 70 the sarcasm OF des-
tiny and bocome civilized. Hence tho elegant
opera hat which he SO gracefully wears on the
Side OF his head and tho shirt collar which
be Ands AL the time twisting itself under his
lett ear. From his throat down no is clad In
al the splendid Rdornments Of the wild warrior
81 the spGc Nc plains.
The grcat Chief 10 followed by his now Prime
Minister. whom no forgets TO introduce. The
Prime Minister IL a cultured and highly classi-
cn son Of the ancient empire o. the renowned
Ghengis Khan. In short, no IS q Chinaman,
and he IL a.so q very short Chluaman. He Is
very fat Chinalnan, in an opera hat bne blouse
and gonioa-shRped shoes OF gold. H0 wears
s..k stockings Of red, AMI very white and very
short psutAloons. His black silk queue reaches
s. the fcor. and his round. iocund face Is
Nreaihel IN rosy and perennial smiles. Ha
rides % smaller YelOopede, "a veOcipede OF four
wheels AMI no works himself along with great
labor. He rides UP " the side Of tho illustrous
warrior and resting there on his fiery s,eed. be
ilits his opera hat and bows most gracefully 10
AL tic wondering mAidens.
The great Chief who has ployed this Primo
Minister ior The special purpose Of clvllizlna
himself. Oh seeing this movement also snatchos
% his opera hat and attempts 70 bow But In
doing 30 he loses h!s balance and falls from hls
wanting chnrger.> Tho noblo Chief looks much
~ If he would like 10 swear. But ~ yet ho Is
Lct even half civilized and so doesn't know how.
htMug,A Ito TWO stoeIs arc led away by the
hall terrified followers. and tho Primo Minister
fmEhes W. his opera hat. twists around his
collar, aut stands smiling before tho admirlng
ir!u.ess The noble Chlof watches his Prime
A4.n!stormost in.ently over his shoulder and i'm
Hates Whatever no does. The beautiful Princoss
npDrouchcl hor father and he addresses hoF
sitting Bull-AIy daughter. they have taken
our last Hire ~ land. Ny warriors arc over
nrown. All IS lost aud now it only remains for
ne ana ny lew SURVIVING hr4Yea - become civ,
,S1d fes my daughter knoT yea starr T ana
]1pl have resolved that VII be eylliz199di q.
you could fan 80 low.
Here tho Prime Minister makes eyes right
and left, pushes out and pushes In his opera
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