Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01
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Idaho has Boise City to offset the town
OF Onegirlia inDakota Territory.
The differeEce between duck and a
girl Is that one IL killed to dress and the
other is dressed to Kill.
A clergyman Of Albany suggests that
the wages of sin be cut down and the sal
aries Of ministers raised neg OF two
The latest rendering Of the provesb is.
People who 1--we in el..ss houses. and who
want to throw their arms arot nj the girl,
should pull Gown The Binds
A Western editor thus kindly alludes to
a contemporary: He is Young yet but he
can sit at his desk and brush cobwebs from
tiie ceiling with his ears.
There are some men in the world so
mean that they skim the milk at the top.
and then sigh because they can't turn it
over and skim ii at the bottom.
Meeting commercial traveller who was
pretty drunk. Grnbbins remarked to his
wife: Tight as drum. amt he?" She
replied: ''Worse than th.t-he's as tight
as drummer"
Or course no woman ever did such a
thing. but supposing now, for the sake of
argument. as it were. that woman was to
go to church for the purpose OF showing
OIL her new sacqne. would it be sac-reliy-
eous. so to speak?
"What do you know of the character of
this man ? was asked of witness at a
Police Court. the other day. "What do |
know of his character? | know it to he
your Honor" he replied.
with much emphasis.
here was tide in the affairs of Noah,
taken at the flood. which did not lead on
to glorious fortunes. though the patr-ark
to keep his head above water.
and save ''thc only complete collection of
wild and trained animals in the World.''
There was story around that he and
his wife had separated. and it grew out of
4 remark that the doctor made about some
iisagleabe boils they both had at the
same time. He said they would have to
'nppurate before they got well.
The Hackensack MD Republican saws:
: on might as well try to pick quarrel
with craven image. or play the accor,le-
IN with pair Of mttens on as to publish
paper that will suit everybody. 1t can't
Ne done. unless you print it n the Sand I
Sicll Islands,
An lrshman accostcd gentleman on j,
he street. late atnight. with a request for
h1, tina Tho I
'at wished to snatch his watch. gave him
singing rap on the nose. with the re- Y
aar!i. 1T has just struck oael" ..He lab
ers.'' retofted Pat. Pm glad didn't AK .
es an hour ago.
A gentleman met citizen of Somervilic ;.
gently. and said to him. Your home i
! Someryilie. believc?'' No" rppIird y
ne Soinerville man. My home is in Hcav- !.
A.. Let me give you a little advice .
'id the gentleman. You hurry and get = =
postal card and write your folks that l.
on are never coming home" - Boston
ftrald
The power of prayer is Illustrated as
'llows: An excellent lady in an Eastern p
y
md was, being a scofer at holy things. c'
Id how. after vainly demonstrating with 81
III tor years. she at last organized a Il
aver campaign concerning him. land in IL
IS than three weeks from that time his n:
'rse ran away with him. and he was W
rown out OF the wagon and killed. "
Dung man, devoted TO and expressly - "
tor society. clasping Ills -
ad in agony: ..Ah. by Jove. how my =;
ad aches! Awfully, by Jove' SYM ~
thizing friend. student in dental room ~ ~
,h yop d better have it pn'led;'' then, r| ..|
er Thoughtful pa,se-''or filed Pa -.
MT moves away with an injured air. and =.
Q youthful dentist smiles after him more =" -.
oughtfully than ever. ~: ~: