Daily Republican., 1879-07-24

toO InuCn Wneel, mlDn, ana continue,
his promenade. He knew his lease q
authority would be short, and he cam
to the point at once by calling in com
manding voice, Steward" That func
tionary came up at once, when our cap
tain of a period ordered him to fstcl
him glass of grog, and, he added
another for the man standing at tht
Wheel
AN INFANTILE VIEW.
This is the view taken Of it by an in.
fant of st. Joseph, Missouri:
Little Freddie vas undergoing the
disagreeable operation of having his
hair combed by his mother, and be
grumbled at the maneuvre.
"Why, Freddie" said his mama,
"you ought not to make such a fuss.
don't fuss and cry when my hair is
com bed"
Yes replied the youthful party,
"bnt your hair amt hitched to your
head"
my Folks are going to the country
to be gone all simmer !" enthusiastic.
ally exclaimed little girl, yesterday,
as she met another on Cass avenue.
'Your pa must be awful rich," replied
the second. "Oh, no, he isn't: but if
you'll never tell anybody I'll tell you
something" "Wsll, then pa was tell
ing ma that we'd all go out to Uncle
Johns. Ma she'll work for her board,
pa will work in the sawmill, I'll pick
berries and ride horse to plow corn,
Brother Tom will go round with light
ling-rod man, and while you folks are
n the awful heat, we'll be putting on
hrs ana fixing over our old clothes for
all. Don't you tell, now, for ma is
aging to everybody that she must
ave the country air to restore her
battered nerves."
WELSH GENEALoGIEs.-Sir Watkins
William Wayne, talking to a friend
bout the antiquity of his family which
. carried up to Noah, was told that he
as mere mushroom. "Aye - said
., GLOW so, pray ?" "Why," "replied
le other, when l was in Wales 4
sdigree of particular family was
,own to me. 1t filed about five large
Tins of parchment, and about the
iddle of it was note in the margin
bout this time the world was created. )"
A class of boys were asked what con.
ience was. None could explain it, so
q teacher defined it as "somethjlg =
thin you that tells you when you
I'VE done wrong"
A boy at once exclaimed that it was
q stomach ache.
On inquiry it turned out that he had
'len and eaten some unripe fruit, and
ubtless felt the remorse Of conscience
cordingly.
When Abernethy was canvassing for "
3 office of surgeon to St. Bartholo-
'w's Hospital. he called upon rich d
Deer. Thegreat man addressing him,
ID: III suppose, sir, you want my
to and interest at this mementous
och of your life ?" ''No, l don't"
d Abernethy; ~ want pennyworth In
igs. Come, look sharp and wrap -
IN up! want to be off," IL
bright little fellow of four, the son
a former pastor of a hourishing
lrch, who attends the infant class in !
lday Scheol, received last Sunday
rning card on which were the
'ds, pray without ceasing." After =
mother had explained the text, he -
|, III guess won't show this to the r
lister, for he prays long enough l.
=" VI
title Billy was told: "Never ask for N
thing at the table. Little boys
lld wait until they are srved." The -
n day little Billy was forgotten in m
and was not served at i
What could he doY Presently,
rejecting seriously, lie asked
lmma, when little boys starve to -
h, do they go to Heaven ?" Cl
n absent minded man in Monroe, "a
went to church the other morning
his overcoat, as he supposed, on nba
arm but the laughing Of the peo II
in church directed his attention to -.
fact that he had taken his every ~
pantaloons. and that the suspend. Il
to them were dangling about his