The Indiana State sentinel., 1879-02-12

And those lips seem to taste,
Are they pink with cherry pastes
Gladly I'd the notion scout,
Answer me, ist SO or not?
Maid of Gotham, come, no larks,
For thy shoulders leave white MARKS!
Tell me quickly, tell to me,
What is really real in thee?
Buffalo Courier.
"How 20 mind baby"-First get your baby.
-NorIistown Herald.
.'GoD save the equeen"-especIally fthe other
fellow holds the five aces.-Einira Gazette.
STOCKINGS are worn long this season by those
who not pay their wash biils.-Lowen
Times,
A FAINT heart will never win a fair lady
half as quick a fat Observation-Disclosures
Brooks.
WITH all the variety of canned goods in the
market, we have yet to hear of canned hash.-
Wheeling Leader.
If your icy sidewalk attempts to haul down
an American citizen, ash is the spot
Bridgeport standard.
THE Austrian cabinet viii be reconstructed
by Count Taaffe. What are We given us?-
PIttsburg Telegraph.
A GIRLcan't throw a stone with any marked
success, bat she can toss her tresses most
adroitly.-New York News.
AT Exeter, n. H, last Tuesday, Ambrose
Card was divorced from Mary A. Card. No
more cards.-somerville Journal.
LONDON letter says that white stockings
are rarely seen, even within doors. All,
where are they seen?-On City Derrick.
WHEN q seaman loves a woman does he an
chor for her?-Norristown Herald. No. he
anchors to her; If he don't he's fool.-Eliuira
Gazette.
IT is learned from an Eastern newspaper
that Daniel Webster paid his debts. This
proves wha. an eccentric person Daniel was.-
Free Press.
UNDER thu New Hampshire tax law "two
hogs to q family exempt" That would
exemp the whole family in some eases.-Low
ell Courier.
Dane fashion once more brings forward the
bustle-WIndham County Transcript. Never
knew it had ever been forward.-Newbury-
port Herald.
A CHICAGO girls foot got asleep, not long
since, and it took four weeks and canal boat
load of alarm clocks to get it awake again
Wheeling Leader.
A CANADIAN clergyman starved TO death the
other day. Whether 1t was owing To a lack of
salary too many donation parties is not
statei.-Norristown Herald.
EICK a sanctinonious old fraud, and he VIII
s4uea: that you have struck blow at religion.
when il reality you have only struck blow
for religion turner's Falls Reporter.
THE Chinese commissioners wife. Mrs. Yuns
Wing, has presented her husband with q
young Wing. Wonder what sort OF a 'pinion
the old Wing entertains of it.-Norristown
Hera.d.
A Boston chemist tells reporter that a
'great variety of other papers besides wall
papers contain poison We regard this a
direct stab at the Cincinnati Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
A sCHooLNA sTER spoke of his pupils as hav-
Ing been so thoroughly disciplined that they
were 1uiet and orderly the chairs them
selves. 1t was probably because they were
cane bottomei.-Ysle News.
THEY are making great fuss in New Brit
ain because the native cannibsIs have muir
dsred and cooked missionary party. Did
they expect thas the ssvages were going to eat
them raw and alive?-Bosson Traveller.
WE have j1st received a sample copy OF h
new song emitted tPut Your Arms Around
Me, Dear" ANY laly who desires to try it, can
do SO by calling at our Office after business
hoars-we mean the song.-EImira Gazstie.
WHEN the great books come to be opened
and the sheep are separated from the goats.
considerable leuity will be shown to goats
who have lived in furnished rooms in New
York C.ty.-Ney York Commercial Adver-
tiser.
LAY not mp to yourself riches upon earth
where moth and rust do corrupt, and tax
payers break through aud steal; but rather
take stock In oat of-town corporations
and be pauper millionaire with no assets
Puck.
WE have about decided to sail for Europe as
soon as this issue of the paper goes to press,
We can no longer hold back. Paris mothers
coax distinguished Americans to kiss their
pretty grown-up daughters. = Norristown
Herald.
"a WONDERFUL petrified prehistoric man
has just been found in a cave near Eureka,
Nev.," says an exchange. See here, you decep-
tive and seductive Pacific slopers, no more
Cardiff giant jokesi Our eye-teeth are cut
Exchange.
WHEN a woman goes visiting she wants
shoes fully two sizes too small; but it's as
touud ding what deal of comfort the same
woman can extract from q pair of slippers
three sizes too large her own house.-New
York Express.
A CORRESPONDENT desires US to tell him
chow to train a mule to harness" That de-
pends On what you want the mule to harness
There are few mules that won't harness any
thing, from a fly on the heel to the side of a
mountsin.-Cincinnati Breakfast Table.
A THIEF was recently sentenced to six
months in the Rochester penitentiary for
stealing a photograph album. Had he oaiy
stolen $500 IN savings banks funds he nigh:
now have been enjoying his villa on the Lago
Maggiore.-New York Commercial Advertiser
A FRENcHMAS, on being told that a young
lady had given him the "mitten," said: "Me
no comprehend vat you call him. Ze mitten
Is zs glove mi,out re lagaire-she no geef me
re miften but her fader he geef me an intro
ductiong to his shoemakaire. ."-Hackensach
Republican.
"CoSTrNUAL dropping will wear away 9
stone" It Is different with a brick. A chaI
who started for home last night with ga brick
In his hat" dropped numerously the way
but when he reached his residence the "brick'
was still there, a trIfie larger than when hs
started, If NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
THE world is growing better, sure enough
Ten years ago you could find a dozen author
of beautiful Snow" without going West
Nov Won may travel all over the Union ant