Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1879-04-02
The Bright Side of Tbinys

Did you ever hear carpentar
the piano.-New York Graphic. pane
Can it be said that man WIZ
much intoxicated is detected ba T
he is more'n full? o9use
W nat does catamount to anvuo.s
Boston Transcript. The back fsra:S y
moonlight nlghts.-Syracuse Stando,d VI
When American meets Amor;a
then comes the discussion on noIit;a Ivan
Boston Courier. t'1'''cs'--
Nothing so lubricates the musc,os
sweet toil.-Boston Transcript '' 's
you're nasty, stuok.up thin, ~
the pen said tothe paste-pot.-Gi Gu 3
Observes Puck: when ma, b..
a house and moves into it, he leave S. ~
payrental roof" we
Let a bill be offered prohibiting mo,,
than fifteen Italians with hand. orrons
coming over at one time WbseSn.
Leader. '"'g
A gang OF desperadoes near yrr,
have hit. upon the righteous wa wa "a
stealing. They travel in a coach an5
rob all the highwaymen whom ,bar
meet.
A book agent was knocked down ~,
a street car the other day, and ty!
wheels passed over his cheek. Tbac,.
is laid up pending repairs-Saa FfqSci,a
Wasp.
"a mandamus," says the abonr
Argus, ''has been served upon se,retary
of state, Beach," Pshaw, a dav scare:
ly passes that we don't have more than
one mandamus for something we have
published. - Whitehall Times.
When singer comes in and leaves
us a poem wherein weather is made Ia
rhyme with until her, and love with
stove, we cannot help feeling as Though
we kne v where there was one poet M,
born, but made. bridgeport Standard
When man commits a crime il il
usual to say that he belongs to one Of
the best families. If the same man
runs for Office, it will be found on the
opposite stump that he belongs to one
of the worst families. -New Orleans Pic
oyatne.
1t is positively stated that the world
will come to an end in 1880. There's
no telling what will happen nowadays
the world may strike up a race with
Jupiter of 300 quarter miles.--RocRe.
ter Express.
81 want one of those long, felt hats
papa" said Toledo girl TO her father.
The indulgent father forked over the
money, and her head now fills the long
felt want Toledo Commercial
The Rev. Woo Hoong- Nick Bau. Tsih.
Dzae is one of the pastors living in
Shanghai, China. The name would
make a good title for train Of Pull.
man-Angell palace cars,-New York
Commercial AduertisT.
A Dublin professional man aedresstd
an artisan. who was waiting in his hall
rather brusquely: "Halloa, OUTFLOW
do you want me-" The answer was
neat: "No, yer homer, am waiting
lOT geIit!eiuaii'
A Sixth street grocer found An egg IN
a lot just received from the country WIN
a landscape photographed on the shell
but he doesn't know where the scene
was laid Cincinnati Saturday Night
Gov. Van Zandt, it is said, will be
Gen. Burnside's successor in the Cnea
States senate from Little Rhody, we
did not expect ever to do 1t again ou'
It seems proper to recognize the sym
patty that exists between Gen. burn'iuv
and his sisters and his cousins ana Dis
Zandts. -Philadeiph'a Bulletin.
clamp Chimbyles," remarked Btoil'
err Gardner, as he looked up at the coCA
''am not lie, light, or lamp, but a heus
ance dat am allus calm out de ten'csII'
pieces dat hev bin dropped inter &c oy
teapot for safekeepin'. AT de psA
meetin' | may have some iacS' an w. r.
gers on de subieck WORT lookln al W.
will now deviate de purceedlns a. Su
close de convenshun. -DetroH f''
Press.
The disposition of four-fths OF i a.
world is given in this incident n a ln' r "a,
of Naugatuck blacksmith lie 5 Sp
standing at bis forge one summer .ati S f1
when he saw a party of teamster', W. ~.
inc swiftly down the road toward ", "a
shop. lord a massey ne grunII',5
nothing to do, and then every U M.
comes on at once" The coming '1io
dashed by the shop without sto !P.aos.
Lord massey" he grum6Ieu' r ,;sb
ing to do, and everybody drives -
byt"-Unnbuyu Neus.