, 1879-03-14

As between Grant md Tilden giyo us
somebody else.
1rr. Ennis Should rcmcmber that the devil
takes tho hlnlmost.
Docs Mr.. Clara Norris think be is bigger
man than Cctywayo?
Quito number Of legs woro broken in tho
desire 10 sec 0'Lcary'H.
Archbishop Purcell is convinced TINT
money Ia tho root OF all evil.
Wo fear that Rowell's sobriety was the
pr'ncipa, difficulty with o'Lcary.
Command by Con. Clara Morris Take
aim, make ready, hit him twlan, Freddy; ="
Tho DnkeH wedding was one Of tho pleas
antcat II has ever boon our fortune to attond.
Why do the papers keep on asking, '' In
1850, what." The question 10, ''1n 1880, who!'
In commemoration Of Mr.. Harriotts re-
cent engagement Omaha is now known ~ Ot.my-
eye.
Koono and Fishor are holding Coroner's
inquest TO discover tho petpctrator Of that bogus
dispatch.
hlr. 0Ieary cannot yet equal Weston as
failure, but hs Is likely to do 30 With little moro
practico.
Somebody nominatas Gan. Shields for the
Presidency. This cannot bo until Gen. S!ieida has
been burn again.
An exchange says OIsary had better tako
walk. Poor mani he has walked htu,solf uca1ly
to death already.
The aocilont at Gilmore's Garden Wednos-
day night shows that 0'1eary was not tho only one
who broke down.
Poor Mr.. Tilden. His mind Is para1yzatl
TOO. According to an Eastern paper he sIngs " I'm
Little Duttoscup."
Jefferson Davis is believed by tho Rooaes-
ter Herald to bo tho poor Of Washtngton.-o
George Washington. Of Louisville, who wa hanged
the other day.
Mrs. Cobb wants n carpot in her prison
coil, and she should have pretty ono to match
her own BWeot Belf
Tho New York World is to be cut down to
four page two.cent paper. Wasn't Nr. Tlidcn's
barrel opcn TO the 1PoFidf
Prof. Tice, Of st. Louis, ia laid up with
broken wrist. and We suppose VIC may look for
unusually severe weather.
Nlrs. Crabtree, Lotta's mother, may hayo
made several poor investments, but thoy certainly
do not ineluda Lolita herself.
Brother Yalmago, fow Sundays ngo, said
TINT ha shonlo co to Heaven. And. mark! Drothct
Tasaags IL buiug tried for falsohood and dcceit
III the next session Of Congress the Demo-
Gratis arc expected to render tho country valuable
service. It, beloved thoy will kill the Demo-
cratic party.
Wa aro greally alarmcl nbont Rawell. 1Io
may walk hn4elf to leatl II he kcep1 on this way,
mud. moreover, he nay beat Ennis, tho only Chi
cago pedestrian left
Mark TWIN will soon ba homo, md l,o
will 10 out In thn woolsl.ed and cry when no heass
what superior lying has been going III th!s coun
tsY during hs Abscace
It ia quito amusing to hear Secretary
Thompson sing - For am the monarch Of tho
soa," anil tho donblo. .shu1Ilo with which he enls
tho soag ID very pretty.
It Is again runorad that Secretary Sohurz
IL going to bc married. The lady'a nnme is not
1npn.[oncl-o4t Of consideration for her fsienda
aud family, VIC suppose.
According to tho Buffalo Erpress, Mr.
Hayes will now proceed to brscc.up, Iiaa tho
crab.app'o cider turned hard, os hns nashy boeu
taking something stsongeE'
4 slight ahpck Of earthquake was felt at
San Francisco tho other day. II was doubtless tho
result Ut Denny KcaEusy'a emphatic remarks on
the reto Of tho Chinese bill.
Dom Plntt complains TINT tho Washington
Journalists do not sympathtke with hln1. Ahl but
II not Mr. McGaftahan In Washington. unrcstrain-
cd by bouds to keep tho peacer
Mrs, Cen. Sherman says il she had
81. 900, 600 tu sparo sho would give 1t to Arch
bishop puEeoll. ~ she hasn't got It. however, her
generous Impulses cause thu General no uuoaa!ness
AMI no profanity.