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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30
Morning kilograms.
passeD gers going son,n.

M6JAvE, April 29.-W Irvine,
w III MINI, B P Mcdonald, Mrs
Loebel and two children, p Malo-
ney, J Poweny, A B SowelI, A q
Donnelly, Mrs Beck and three
children, d l. Moffit, F Mcconnell,
Sgt G Wilson, G Bowden.
Passage OF she Legislative appso-
prtasion Btu with the ro,,uic.,
CLAUSES Resained.
WASHINGTON, April 29.-The
House rejected all amendments,
and at $3.50 finally passed the Legis-
lative, Executive and judicial APP
preparation Bill, with all its politi-
cal sections in precisely the same
terms as originally introduced. The
Greenbackers voted with the Re-
publicans to strike out the political
clauses, but united with the Demo-
Gratis on the final vote-140 against
LIBBY which the bill was passed.
Usised states Attorney for wyom-
ing.
WASHINGTON, April 28.-The
President has nominated Charles
II. Lamon, of Illinois, United
States Attorney for Wyoming.
eoin ana bullion Deposits.
WAsHINaToN, April 2S.-Repre-
sentative Warner has been au-
thorized by the Committee on
Coinage, Weights and Measures to
report his bill amendatory OF the
rivised statutes relating to coinage
and deposit of coin and bullion In
the Treasury for certificates.
Lester waiIsck Coming to Cali
NEW YORK, April 2Sth--Lester
Wallack will start Thursday on a
professional tour, which, for the
first time, will carry him farther
West than Albany. Both be and
his father have been essentially
metropolitan actors. For many
years he had standing offers for
engagements on the most profitable
terms from the principal theatrl-
cal managers of the West, and
among those the most tempting
from San Francisco. Some years
ago John Mccullough, then mana
III LILO hc6tI6 III tluU
city, had nearly concluded arrange
ments for Wallack's appearance
there, but at the last moment he
concluded that San Francisco was
too far from Wallack'S Theatre,
and the scheme was abandoned.
One day this Spring, however, Bar
ton Hill. of the California Theatre,
stepped into Wallack's office and
made him an offer of $40, 900 for a
season of three weeks in San Fran
cisco at any date Wallack would
name. After considerable persua-
sion Wallsck agreed to 60 for
$500 o performance and named the
middle of June as the date. All
other engagements for the Califor-
MIA Theatre were rearranged to
make room for Wallack, and the
contract was signed. After finish
ing two weeks in Chicago, Wal
lack will proceed at once without
any company to the Pacific slope,
arriving in San Francisco in time
to have few days. rest before OPEN
ing at the California. After season
OF three weeks there, it is among
the probabilities that he may play
a week in'Virginia City and Salt
Lake City on his wau back. Wal
lack will play in "Ours," "Rose-
dale,n "My Awful Dad,n and ga
Scrap of Papern He has been
urged to appear in San Francisco
as Don Felix in "The Wonder.n
specu,at,au im Refuading Cer',a.
Gates.
WASHINGTON, April 29.-The
Treasury Department ia advised
that the instructions in the eircu-
lars of April 18th, reserving refund
ed certificates for sale in sums moi
to exceed $l00, are being evaded fol
ss=a.. .'nf's-e nrrnesas. and announ,
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The Vital Restorative

p. P.S.-DR. MINTIE can be consulted
In reference to the above oom plants dur.
ing office hours from 8 A. NJ. to 3 r. Nj.
daily, and from 0 to s in the evening.
sundays, 10 A. NJ. to P. NJ. Consultation
FREE. Thorough examination and adj
vice, S5. Full directions and advice free
with every package of medicine. ty1Dtf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30
TABIR,S
IMPROVED HAY FORK
Patent Applied For.

Is the most perfect, and easiest operating
derrick fork In existence. One man can
operate it with the greatest ease as the strain
OF lifting the fork causes 1t to grapple its
releasing cord, when the fork has been lifted
to the desired place, causes it to drop the load
nstantlys
There ia nothing in the construction Of this
Fork thatis liable to get out Of order.
Farmers will do we'll TO examine this Hay
Fork, rs it saves expense and greatly fActif-
tates the handling of hay. grain and straw
Communications addressed 10
Ut. HoYT, Gen. Agent,
San Mateo. Gal.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30
9R FOR SALE.

JE IN IMP ROVED
ESTATE,
luH.ulca. .sl-. location, viz; Sixth
..aai. ff.taG io. from Pearl street;
hfacUlni cottage house; four rooms;
hard E-lfaoi. lrf $500; stable, carriage
.pl E54 Hlusri ieu-year-old orange
las5s Hl fH trees fine and healthy.
9uls pe3e rive be bought at figures
lhrt 7fA q ral petition. Size OF lot,
l Ie-t f lrticulars call on j. O..
ta4I wv, H Iarket St. dl5tf
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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30

Both steamships call at Port Hartford
)and Santa Barbara.
10. Passengers tor San Francisco take
the train Tor Wilmington that leaves
Los Angeles at 3.45 o'clock p. NJ, Los An
geles time.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30

HOTELS.

liz
PIco HOUSE,
CORNER MAIN ST. AND THE PLAZA
Francisco Pico, Prop'r.
This we'll known and popular hotel
by common consent the best appointed
and most luxurious In Southern Califor-
nia-has Just been
Refurnished and Renovated.
Apartments single and en- suite. The
cuisine Is unsurpassed on the Coast.
Every detail of the service, apartments
and table
FIRST CLASS IN EVERY RESPECT.
se25tf
United States Hotel,
HAMMEL & DENKER, Props.
Cor. Main and Requena Sis.
This hotel takes in an entire block
fronting 800 feet on Requena street, l60 on
Main and 60 feet on Los Angeles street.
THE ROOMS
Are airy, ami all contain Spring Beds,
with the latest provements.
TfII4. TABLE
Is supplied with the best the market
affords.
RATES MODERATE.
A Free Omnibus Is attached to the ho-
tel, and baggage Is conveyed gratis to
and from the depot.
The United States Hotel is centrally
located, opposite the Court House, and is
near the Postoffice and Land Office.
Call and see us. You will receive good
treatment. HENRY HAMMEL.
A. Fl. DENKER.
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satt into bonds vii nees
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3z5 made bv atkins, q 'Iaguegaea
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RATES MODERATE.
MOJAvE HOTEL,

M0JAvE HOTEL,
Mojave nction, Cal.
vENH1S HOUSE IS NOW PEPARED IA
Il to receive its numerous patrons. GiiH.
and the travelling public in general. Be-
ing entirely new and splendidly fur
nished, 1t affords superior accommodate
lions.
IT'S TABLE d, UOTE
Is second to none in Southern California.
THE BAR is supplied with the choicest
brands of wines, liquors and cigars.
An elegant BILLIARD ROOM is also
attached to the house.
All trains stop here for breakfast and
supper. 1t is the point OF departure for
the celebrated Inyo county mines, viz
Darwin, Lone Pine, Cerro Gordo and Pam
amint. The office of the
LONE PINE STAGE co.
Is at this hotel. The patronage OF g
travelling public is respectfully solicited.
E. Fl. BOYD.
fe2i-tf Proprietor.
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NEW ADVERTISEMEN
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30
Eastern Cities and Prirci-
pal European Ports

Apply to H. MCCLELLAN, Local
Agent, Office, No. 664 Main street,
over the Commercial Bank, Los
Angeles.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1879-04-30
Los Angeles and Diego
THE STEAMERS
Crizaba and Senator

Leave San Fedro for San Diego April 2, I,
IL, IL, 20, 27, May 2 and I.
Passengers take the train that leaves Los
Angeles for Wilmington at 3.45 p. NJ,
Los Angeles time
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Eos Angeles Aerala.
rERms FOR DAILY nERALD:
L0SAaaELEs WEEKLY HERALD
spahlished every Saturday morning.

One yes.,by mail or express, ,one copy. ssM
Six mouths, 81 q
Tlrse q Z" /" f" ,,1 on
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WAsHINGToN, April 29.-The
Treasury Department ia advised
that the instructions in the eircu-
lars of April 18th, reserving refund
ed certificates for sale in sums not
to exceed $l00, are being evaded for
..5.=e.. .'0tfe-e n"rneeas. and announ.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08
Phenomena at the Oil REGIONS.

Some months ago a party of oil opera
tors from Titusville and st. Petersburg
began operations in the newly discovered
oil region of Trumbull county, Ohio.
They have struck a vein of petroleum of
a character heretofore un known in the
oil business. 1t is lubricating oil of the
finest quality, and it comes from the
earth refined and ready for use on the
finest machinery. This we'll is flowing
Ave barrels of this oil 4 day, for which
the operators have a ready sale at SIG a
barrel. Ordinary oil, in the Pennsylva-
mia region, is selling at e3 cents a barrel.
The tract in which this phenomenal we'll
is located is neal West Mecca. Two thou.
sand acres have been leased at enormous
prices by other spectators. The discov-
erers of this refined lubricating oil are
putting down other wells on their land.
Among the sand rock taken from lew
& Thurston's new oil we'll neal the state
line, at q depth of over 1000 feet, was q
piece thickly studded with sea shells and
bearing the impressions of curious fishes.
Four miles from Clintonville, Venan.
60 county, a well was sunk three months
ago to the depth of 900 feet. No oil,
buta heavy vein of gas was found. The
owner of the we'll attempted to remove
the casing. 1t was raised a foot. The
fresh water at the top of the hole rushed
into the space at the bottom. 1t was
caught by the great rush of gas and
thrown q hundred feet in the air. This
natural fountain has been gushing at the
rate of 1000 barrels of ice cold waite,
a day ever since, with no indication that
1t will ever cease.-Meadrlk, Pa, Cor.
N. Y SIN.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08
A Queer Russian Dinner

A queer story comes from st. Peters.
burg of an elderly gentleman who gave
q CHASTITY entertained at a well. known
restaurant in the Hotel Demuth. He
ordered a dinner for six, at which all
the luxuries of the season, including the
most costly wines, were to be served,
He even gave minute directions As to the
temperature at which he wished the
respective wines to be kept. Punctually
to the time appointed, seven O'Clock, he
arrived and ordered the dinner to be
served. When the head waiter timidly
suggested that the five expected guests
had not yet made their appearance, he
answered: "They are herel Let the
soup be served" The dinner went thu.
through all the various courses. Every
course of which the host partook, and be
dined s~umptuously, vas distributed to
the invisible guests. The mysterious
host royalty entertained his phantom
guests, drank to their health and made
more than one speech, which was re-
ceived in silence. When he paid his Dill
and took his leave he observed, "To-day
l celebrate my joyful meeting with my
dead wife, daughter and three sons, two
of whom fell in the last campaign. Ok
not be afraid. I am not mad. It ha'
done me a power of good to spend Thu
happy hour with my family. You may
look for me again this day twelvemonth.'
The terrified walters hope be may joir
his family before the day comes round
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08
The Real Object Of the Great Pvra-
mid.

AA0 ASVoA S0J0Ss
mid.
The real purpose for which the great
pyramid was built ought to be plain to
every thoughtful observer. The pyra-
mid is surrounded by soft sand of great
depth, and was originally cased with
polished:stone, though, Of course a stair
case existed at one Of its orne It was
built to supply the Egyptian public
with the means of sliding down hill in q
country where NOW never falls. The
Egyptians who paid the requisite en-
trance fee were allowed to ascend the
pyramid by the stair case, and then slide
down the polished granite side, plunging
pleasantly and harmlessly into the sand
ut the foot. No sleds or other apparatus
were needed. The Egyptian simply sat
down on the warm and comfortable
marble, and slid down without any un-
pleasant friction. Doubtless, this was a
fashionable amusement for both sexes
and all ages, and the builders or lessees
of the Great Pyramid Sliding Rink
must have made a good thing out of it.
The interior Of the pyramid, as the plan
proves, was a combined ice-house and
besr-cellar. The Ice man had merely to
dump his blocks of ice in the first pas.
sage, and they slid downward into the
chamber Intended for their reception.
The second chamber was q vast beeI
reservoir, kept cool by Its proximity to
the ice-chamber. Tubes led from it to
the bar, which, of course, existed outside
of the pyramid, and thus ice cold beef
was supplied to the Egyptian public
during the hottest weather, and, let III
hope, at popular prices.-New Yor|
Times Funny article.
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She SwOre.

A comical incident Is related by the
New Haven Register at the expense of q
young lawyer who recently drew some
papers to which . young lady from the
rural districts was required to append
. n affidavit. The papers had been pre-.
pared and the attorney said: rPlease
raise your right hand and make oath"
Up went the fair hand and its fair
owner vas ready for the legal form, but
the attorney had for an instant his at
tention distracted, and the lady, i'm
patient At the delay, broke the silence
which prevailed by saying: damn il"
She then dropped her hand and said
quietly and demurely: "There I be.
lieve my duty is DONE" The
effect was rather startling on the at
torney, who didn't know whether the
words contained reproof, we're uttered In
jest, or, through ignorance, were sup
posed TO be the necessary oath. When
he noticed q rouguish twinkle in her eye,
all doubts we're dispelled, however,
particularly when the lady and her
companion broke in q hearty laugh, and
the companion, also q LADY, added:
Cob, the monsterl Did you hear herr
She said damme, she said damned"
That settled it, and after a hearty laugh
all around, the regulation oath wal ad-
ministered.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08
4 Thlef'o poor Haul.

One of the cashiers of the French
treasury department In Paris, on being
informed Of = serious error in some Of
the accounts, rose hastily and Quilted
his bureau, leaving an open cash-box
containing, in notes Of 20, 70, 100 and
1000 francs. the sum of 186,666 francs,
He Wa not way three minutes, and his
two subordinates never left the room in
his absence, yet on his return he found
the cash-box empty. It 10 supposed that
IN agile thief slipped through the
crowd, and creeping in . STOPPING posi-.
ton behind . partition, got within reach
Of the cash-box, and secured its contents,
It T. thought that the only person who
could have committed the theft wa a
man OF strikingly handsome appearance,
wearing . white waistcoat and an un.
mistakable air Of distinction, who was
seen about the place. The feelings Of
this elegant parsonage on reaching home
and examining his plumber might form
. subject for noveliats. All the notes he
had captured were condemned a worn
out and destined to Be Withdrawn from
circulation. Every one VA stamped
with the words which cancel q French
bAnkn0te. He had stolen only 4 bundle
Of worthless papers. Here let us draw
the veil, q the story books say.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08

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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08
DOMESTIC RECIPES.
QUAKING

400
Boil . quart of cream and let 1t stand
until almost cold; then beat four eggs q
quarter of an hour with q spoon and q
half Of -four, then mix them with the
cream, and add sugar and nutmeg
Tie close up In . we'll buttered bag, let
1t boil An hour and then turn out.
RAIsIN CAKES.
One cup butter, one cup sour milk,
one cup molaases, two cups sugar, three
eggs, six cups -four, one teaspoonful soda,
one cup ~raisins; spice to taste.
johnny CAKE.
One quart buttermilk, one teacupful
-four, two-thirds teacupful molasses, 9
little salt, u teaepoonful saIeratus, one
egg, beaten; leave 1t 30 thin that it will
almost run; bake in q tin. If it is NOT
light, 1t will be because 1t is made too
thick.
PEACHES IN CANS.
Peel ripe peaches, cut them in halves,
put them in q preserving kettle, with q
little sugar sprinkled over them. Let
them heat thoroughly in q pan of hot
water on the range. When the peaches
are scalding hot put them in glass jars
and seal them mp.
APPLE ousrARD PIE.
Scald the milk and let Il cool: crate
some sweet apples; to each cupful apples
have two-thirds cupful of powdered
sugar. four we'll beaten eggs; one cup.
full milk, one-fourth of . nutmeg; line
An earthern pie-dish with q rich crust,
and let it bake; then fill with the Gus.
tard and let it bake for half an hour,
To be eaten cold.
fAUCx FoR PUDD1Naa
One cupful sugar, half a cupful but
ter whipped toa cream, add one cup full
boiling water, and scald, but not boil
thicken with two teaspoonfuls of corn
starch; add one wine-glas of wine, (bran.
dy II best) and . welf.beaten egg.
NUrRINe.
One teaspoonful Of butter, two table.
spoonfuls sugar, two eggs, one cup milk,
pinch Of sAlt, three ta~blespoonfuls of bak.
Ing powder, dour to make . stiff batter;
stir the batter, sugar and eggs together,
add milk, salt and last, -four with bakine
powder, place 1t In the oven ~ quick q
possible after giving all . good beating
bake twenty minutes in gem pans.
PICKLED ONIONS.
Peel the onions, which should be fine
white ones-not too large. Let them
stand In strong brine tor four days,
changing it twice. Heat more brine ia
10 broil, throw In the large onions, and
boil three minutes Throw them atonce
into cold water, and leave them there
four hours. Pack In jars, Interpreting
with whole mace, white pepper-corni
and cloves. FIJI up with scaldfng vine.
gar, In which You have put . cupful Of
sugar to every gallon. Cork while hot
They will b ready for use IL . month,
but will b better at the end of three
months.
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injure them, especially If n of them
thould possess . voracious appetite.
Hogs viii eat q considerable quantity Of
sulphur, and it Is exceedingly healthful
to them a. q purifier of the blood, and to
help them get rid of the vermin which
infest their bodies inside and out. We
want the pigs we are going to eat to
have plenty Of sulphur, at least all they
will take. Their flesh makes better
food Rural Neso Yorker.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1879-10-08

you b any mans fool, dr., and follow
such suit,h he aid. aBen Burnham
was never 1t her hsllum for nothing.
When Ben Durham piloted in Boston
bay, and knew he couldn't make High
land Light, he put her helm hard down
and scud for Squan. He WA in blue
water before the first whisper of that
gale, dr., and he's been there before and
often In like cases; and when he ID, he
heads for tho Bermudies, cir. And you'll
be finding, whom the Flight comes in
with all her linen stretched, that they've
been a-rambling over the Bermudies,
while you've been seating your heart
Poor foOll At that moment I stop.
ped to pull bit of seaweed, . ribbon OF
the dulse from the wave beating at nv
teet-it was the little golden pennon Of
the Flight
There was nothing more to say. !
held It mp before his gaping face. The
world turned black reeled away and
hid myself that day. Ny darlingl my
darlingI While ! had been painting
these treacher0us seas, she had been Ii
their deadly grasp, she had gone down
their black d~epths-and With him
For all eternity with himi While l
had rested In the sunshine, she had pass
cd the great agony-she Q young, 20
fair, 20 innocent. She had died while
rage was In my heart for her sweet sake.
l held out my arms to nothingness; my
heart best with more panga. II / might
die myself, If l might have but tone hour,
one moment of this eternity, to beg her
to forgive me, and then to accept nihil.
ity for the all Testl Ali for one word
Where was shei In what upper regions,
what regions Of light1 l opened my
eyes, ~ l lay there In the evening dusk
gazing up skyward, and the idle thought
came, - idle thoughts alight on one
perhaps In the very death struggle, that
at that moment there was nothing In
the universe between me and Vega yra.
Tho great blue star shone over me
Did great blue stars have faces then
fair faces with faint rose fushes, with
soft baby hair blowing round them, with
smiles, with tears, with eyes like starr
Themselves, with lips full of warm fra.
grant kissesf Did stars descend out Of
the far night sky and fashion themselve.
into such creatures - this sweet and
sobbing thing that all at once l held in
my p~ulaating armsf Had I gone wild
myself, or did any great blue star of al
in heaven wear Stella's facet
/ wa walking ON that beach q month
later with my wife's hand in mine, when
old Ben Simpson looked up from hi
meta, over which We had nearly STUN,
bled, and, grinning, touched his forelock
"You Sc, ! told you, sir" said he
"there wa no need to worry with Ber
BuYnham at the hellunl"
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You might a. we'll back q mule up
against q beehive end tell him rot to
kick, ~ to tell q woman about a wedding
and not set her under jaw in notion
ERN;ro Gazette.
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EXPERIENCE has concluGvely shomn that for
~cutaneous eruptions, open sores, leprous exfo-
liations and rheumatic complaints, dENRY's
OARBoLIo SALyE is more eficacious than any
been devised. Physicians admit this and the
popular verdict confirms and rati6es thepro-
f~essional dictum, and assigns this salve the
foremost place among remedies Of its class.
Sold by all druggists.
Orr pair of boots or shoes can be saved
evory year by using LYONS PATENT HEEL STIFF
ENER. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
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Beptist minister fishing near Cape God
catches . strange ish and asks Of the
skippor: "What manner Of fiah ID this,
my good mani II has = curious ap.
pearance."
"Yaasl Only been round here"
"What do you III"
eve calls 'em Baptista"
Why sof'
"CAuse they spite % quick after they
come out OF tho water."-Oncim~a5