Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-09-04
WIT AND WISDOM.
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The knobbiest part of the house is the
door.
A man of violin temperament-ole
Bull. ZC3Lb2 Oh IN
Now IS the time to muzZle the dogs
and muslin the girls OFT
Ill. sold dog Tray was ever faithfully"
how could he be-trays
T stuff some Tnited States senators
are made of -Ballot-box stuff.
Snodgrass says in men Of small calibre
YOU generally find great bore. -
Money that bank officers get away
withi is charged TO running expenses.
p. 1t is peculiar feature of the butter
mar ct that bad article outranks gooo
one. Hty~8H tg r. OK.
A knee motion play-When an an
cry mother lays her offspring across her.
knee.
The Philadelphia ITEM speaks of the
turn of the organ-handle rs An ltailan
"But will not linger upon this point"
AS the preacher sand when he sat down on
carpet tack.
There is great trouble with Mount EFT
na this season. The Italians cannot keep
the crater quiet. d. r.ti.a..-
Never mind being made fun of. It is
better to lie deer-ided than COW hided.-
Boston Transcript.
Don't buy your boy pair of gloves
until after the Fourth OF July. He may
need only one glove then.
1t must have been In. the green cherry
season that TennysCn wrote, "trcm our
waist places comes acry.'
"And the iroa entered into my s0le,n
said Grayhed, as he pulled the tack out
Of the bottom OF his slipper. ,r ggzs..,
I There s nothing gives stone to the
| stomach like ripe cherries, swallowed
whoie.-elncSnndt Enquirer.
A horse thief was hung at Sidney, Ne
braska, tie other day. He went West
to 60 up with the country, and succeeded.
The Cincinnati Star wants the police
to club together. No use-they wen t
do it while the supply of citizens holds
out. ..-.-.,..... ,.-.-
| First impressions arc lasting, as the
sChool-master SAID W en- he introduced
himself to the new school by Aogging all
hands.-Boston Transcript.
The small boy may get chilled going
in swimming, in these early days, but he
gets warmed up when his mother finds
This SHIRT on wrong side out.-e,--.r-,r,.
."If the Sahara is Aooded, what?" asks
contemporary craving for information
Our opinion is that if such an operation
takes place It VIII be decidedly damp.
Il / A1widow refuses a foppish bore; she is
not ready to- get married. yet, she says.
Madame, am your servant, can wait. "
20, well, you took as though you did.
At what restaurant, pray ,-a. --.s...
| Are you building air-castles in Spain,
MI. Jones??' said tand ady to a0oarder,
who was thoughtfully regarding his cot
fee-cup mo NADINE; only looking
s over my grounds, = replied fJones..s
+ ''when do YOU intend to 90 back,
Mlke?' asked one exile of another. "If
/ live till doye, and Goo knows wheth-
er will or not, l intend to visit ould
Ireland once more before lave this coun-
Try"
s'Why," asked goveruess of her little
charge, .'do we pray God to give US our
daily bread2 Why don we ask for four
or i've. days, or week3" Because We
want it >:fresh," replied the ingenious
child" rz .a..-...
Ian orator who was much in demand
in political campaigns, being asked by an
admirer of the secret of his success, re.
piled. When / have facts, give 'em
Etacts; but,when / haven't, yell and saw
" the air." ..s..s i-.s...:
/ Shocked and astonlshed old deacon
l"You bad and wicked boy, why don't
un takegeff your hatinthe House of the
Lord2'" Bad and wickedzboy (overcome
with guilt -A'FIf.' you please, sir. I'm q
i ittle..garl. e ,TgNas. GC-s..
l.. sThe old lady who thanked Heaven she
Ehad been able to Borrow enough money to
nav all hersdebts'I has msay .imitators in
I these days but the lest method with q
debt, after all, is to pay il, Outright. "A Q"
!. lIs.J.o Il Herold. on
F,"Do, the dying suffe~ paine is ques.
iaien that rs bein considerably, discussed
tbv scientific men. 1--WE don't know about
the dying, but We do know the living
:. suffer pawn. particularly if it is payin
a subscription to newspaper
II "A member of a Scotch School Board
s recently began an address to some chill
1ren thus: ''Noo, my BARNS. Uor a
like sfips,-some in port, some GOT in
mid-ocean an, some near the haven. Ye'e
ust leasins poFtTas cfor me, I'm half
seas over.r
! assYou do make that child look like a
fool. wife, with all that t"ggery on him!
| said Mr.. Fag, angriiy, as they were start.
| [ ing out for azwalk. "Dear me-" said q
u neigh boz. meeti Them attbe'door," hat
bles his pa."
n Paekases warrntssf 10 contain the
means OF sure death far spotato bugs
without poison, we're sold at fair in
, dilineisS Each cnntained two blocks Of
! ,wood, ION one of which was written, "Place
the hing on mis- block and smash him
, with the other" WIS ~''h
:to Fat cook ewith conscious, bushes, to
the lady who wants to engage herr: "Ai
+ to there beih, no followers allowed
mum, you might recollect, as you We
been single YOURSELF and a girl as Is
- rayther- shawy in fgger cant we'll help
I the rlcennai " ssPeoPu&sO 7 -
DR.. Keate, the, master of Elton, used to
enforce upon his scholars the duty OF
9AvinS then enenziessshe~ used to say,
@Boys, S0rmd sf love yasnenemies; boys,
it is a rule of the school to love Your
eh6mies; ihogs, If you, don't love your
: enemies, Twill fog YOU"
Il y Hs Is bscsnssS Neison attended to de.
tail in respect to time that he was &C