The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-09-02
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my dear boy" said . fond Sed;lia
mother. you must moi ~ tesseco. Essa
hog wont iouch it." II know that" n
piled the hopeful" do 700 suppsss I'd
rhev ,obacco il the bog didr' ard be
slowly and contempsasively moved he
"quid" from one JAZZ to the other.
81 -When Yesterday asked you love,
One lissle word 70 say. ="
Your brother interrupted IA; Cd.
So P'.ss cay yes-'ei day.
She said il ~ be asked Der to,
And soon. they welded vese,
And that yea ter-day soon brought
A lot Of little care. .,.
IA old bachelor Who spent al his time
among books, vas s.ked By . young lady
what - the meaning Of throwing IN old
shoe after bridal couple. and replied that
he supposed It vas 70 *indieate that the
chasces Tor nssriwoay wese very slippesy."
-singulsr-To see . garden valk.-Re-
psbtiuR.
Ssill more singnlar-To zee house Ay.
Cream and peaches once . veek,
kiss your girl on the right hand cheek.
Peaches green and peaches dried,
Ki~ her on the other side.
Now, girls, you are given fair warning
The Joplin exposition besim On the llth
October, and . reward Of . tseniy.
Eve dollar baby carriage ID offered tos The
preitiest baby on the grounds.
:-Courtship IL not run BY the "RuIe Of
three. 81 Louis E,Pubtious.
No; but il Is sometimes run BY the rul,
Of four. For instance: Conklin, Mn
Sprague. Mr. Sprague and q shot gun. Apt
greater than all vas the shot gum.
-"Girls," shrieks an exchange. "Gisls
don't marry . man Ia save himr'
Girls, this IA g.si advise. Never massy
. man 10 save him hut that ds'esn't him
der you from marrying him 10 save your
relf.
--When he went into . millinery aaor
AMI PAID heavy ball h. eursed hi. vif
freely. Then lee iook hold of The millise
end kiasesl her, and then-thea-he quietl,
remarked "Thes~'s voasaa's bought "a
at The end of tIsia." -.-. -.- --r1- -'i
Mrs. Smith, of New York. .ccor,lim,
10 the Herald, stole cash tub TO keep he
cbilsissa from starving. -,.. "a - ,
Curious children thee. II they esa "a
. wash tub. The tarmem will have q
take their irees in the house When they A.
On visit 10 the cowniry. 'tf' 81
Women can hold conventions b~tie
than their iongues.-Hmyad Sssday Joss
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True; but they can't hold their ssagne
long enough to hold conventions. -eA bel
The play nov heing exhibited upo
the stage. entitled "Our German Senstor,'
makes no allusion 10 Carl Schnrz.
The girls should ell be given the De
gree Of A. B.-Afses bachelors. 80.
The New York !Shr has discnsrra
thas American ,u0men eat usose eaady ika
all the other women q The world put b
gether. ........... -.
Bilkins say. he always thought a.: II
has only been married year and il b,
taken more TO seep his vite iasSeetmr.'
than in anything else. .4 $50
Arthur Skeschleg has gone 70 Austrs
lia.-.N. LIosis Tmes ss --l-i as.
Has her We supposed be cosld Ct una,
ried ahd Sketch leg enough 1t hooe.
Rev. Newman Hall il sojournine i
SviiserlAnd-P l. Nan.
Gone mp in the mountains to pray. =
suppose.
The ex khesiive, before his departus
from Egypt, secured the neat little rui
Of "a O0O,OU0 ~ . souvenir.
ThesS nov, girls. what do you think .
that? He II coming over 70 Anerica, too
The Khesiive n m.rried man. bat tia
doesn't make any difference. He ha
usually been in the habit Of marryin
every attractive girl Who came along. II
may visit Jederson City before he return
and carry Of several wives With him.
The K.nsa. City 1i~e asks: "wLe,
are Tie leading ladiesr Good heavens
Susan Il, Anna d.. Alice o.. Mn. l. m
Ms s. hsvnt got hort, have they?
-Fechter left no vill, nor anything els
~. L0sis Cisse l.. - sac .ii
Happy man! There vill Be no d.seess
. dozen widows turning up 70 6ghi tor h'
estate.
"A third street boanles, vho 10 u lev
With an heire~. calls her Ecoeomy, b,
cause, - he says, he IL On The sosd I
wealth.
"A drunken man va swaying unxiesdil
in The street last night When . dog With
tic Ha Tied - biz suil rsa '6ssWeeN hi
leg. The collisi0a vas - fsGc1bk III
J The man vas up.rt. and Tie dog ran o.
minus piece Of his tail. The man e
up bevildered, rubbed Ne bssised Ed Z
has spinal column, pcked Up lie dsxis. lai
and then soliIoquised: This + (hiej y,
fossuaasei Never heI0re kuo1n at ss,
l,ecsesi hsd SCH ching ~ tsil sill
20 an fall down an bresk il cd. Mighs'v
msde (hic) fbstuse 'Sibitla' "oNlftf $
maa With TAIL. Thsse'A hesa sAilli"a. (his
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