The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-02-04
HE'LL ON HElNTZ!
A Beating Book Agents AdvOn
lures
And Solid Comfort in Q 0odalis
0irl's Letter.

The book Agent hsth at times been re.
ferred to-yes, many times the BAs0O has
described him. He comeih at morn and
goeth at nigh. and in the middle Of the day
he VANDERBILT from Dan unto Beepheba
His tongue deludsth women and foolesh
men. while It wrappsth itsslf around hotel
keepers hash in q manner vot - know
little of.
Do Wednesday. January 18th. there A.
rived at Ming's Hotel in Manshall. No, q
daPper and toney looking gent from the
distant but "cultahd'' City Of Boston. Hi.
stylish appearance and diga,6ed manne'
secured for him front seat before glow.
ing Gre. After his carcass had become suf.
6cienlIy warmed To merit vithal be called
for and vas aasigned to room q. the por.
tern vieing With each other in which
should "tO,e da, bagsis."
After his departure for q, the country
cousins who had been staring wiih besil.
dered ave, and wondering unto ihemselves
whether he vas . retired conductor or one
Of Bob Ingersoll's Gods" made dive for
the register 10 find inscribed in we'll round
ed business hiroglyrhics
Cx. HEIxTz, ST. LOUIS, NO.
The 81. Louis part did not exactly CORES.
pond with the Boston on his vsli.e. neiihel
did the c. NJ. Heinix match the Frank r.
ZenawiDe on his shir,s and collars. hut
men Of "cultah" prefer registering from
Insignificant towns and travelling isccs.
The distinguished guest had scarcely been
in his room long enough to perform the
ablutions necessary TO eradicate the SCOT
from his ccuntenance before the melodious
porter yelled ''dinnah, gentlemen, dinnah p
Mr.. H. descended. passed 10 the spacious
dining parlors, and after partaking copious
ly Of the "westawn provendah" returned to
the o6ce, igni,ed tn. business end Of pure
Hsvana and sequsinted the proprietor.
Colonel K. J. McKin, With the fact that
he wss representing the "vell known and
popular Publishing house Of d. Appleton
4 Co.. New York-that he came vest for
the double purpose Of contracting for I'D.
veriising and introducing
THE CELEBRATED APPLETON cYcIoPEDrA."
The third day after his arrival found
him confined to his room With What threat.
ed to prove an able bodied case Of pneu
monia. At his request DR.. c. K. Hall. one
Of Marshall's prominent physicians. Vas
called in and every care sud attention that
the proprietor and his estimsbls lady
could conceive we're cheerfully extended.
In lee than fortnight under the skillful
treatment Of DR.. Hall and the vigilan,
nur-ing Of the courteous proprietor, Mr.. H.
vas able to leave his room and resume his
labon.
Thursday evening in conversation With
the proprietor, he seemed highly elaied
over bis dsy's vcrk, and spoke in glowing
terms Of the generosity and sound intellec
iual judgment Of Marsball's business men.
Wednesday evening he appeared not at
supper-Wednesday night the walls Of q
echoed not
HIS NElLIFICOCs sHoRE.
Thursday morning at breakfast there was
still one vacant char-Thursday morning,
about nine, the proprietor snufIed mice
The clerk visited "a and reported his vali.e
.till holding the fort. Col. McKim had
kept hotel too long to allow that valise to
repose und:,turbed. He hefied tit was
befty-in order to satisfy himself whether
The theft" Vas mineral, vegetable or other.
wise; he Inserted key and che opened up.
Was il surieited with rare Jewels and 6ne
linen? Well. ifa
PARTIALLY DEC0NPCeED HOSE
. 6ne linen, and . great big overgrown
tick Of stovewood are rare jewels, it we're.
Did Col. McKim swear! Not much, be
. . christian gentlemaa and followed the
G achiner Of the golden rule" BY telegraph
ng to his brother hotelisis in different
,arts Of the State to be on the lookout.
Then he telegraphed to d. Appleton 4 Co.,
Sew York, TO know IL C. NJ. Heint. Vas
lis agent. and got the following:
New YoRK CRY, Jan. 30, 40 p. N,
z. J. NeKim, Marskau. No.
&. n. Heinil il not our authorised
gent.
[Signedl d. APPLETON 4 Co.
Thinking probably that Heinis vas con-
'ectsd with the St. Louis branch OF the
Appleton house, 10 wired j. H. Cham
'ers, and the answer came thusly:
st. LOUIS. Jan 30, BIS p. N.
2. j. MeKim. NarskaR. No.
No. He IL not in my employ.
]. n. CHAMBERS.
May BE- he Was not, bot the following
etter from Chambers which Heini. left in
is drawer, hearing nearly an even date
nth his arrival in Marshall, looks to .
IAN up tree like he vas;
ST. LoUr, Mo-. Jan. II, 1870.
J. ". Heiah, Esg.
DEAR SIR. Your postal card received. |
hsye replied to all of your letters.
IL you deeire 10 come 10 work on Britain.
lea, come at once, nv territory ID fast BE-
pming occupied. and shall have to make
,me provision for canvasaing Illinois ter.
tory, therefore let me hear your decision
! once.
! never handled any york on which can.
asen made % much money On ~ Britain.
ice; 10 other i any compariaCn 10 il.
Youn truly,
]. H. CHAMBERD.
And while We are in the letter line. here,
ssill another. That C. n. Heiats, aiias
rank p. Msaavine, 81 Union Psrk Place
bicaso. Inadvertently left behind. Tis