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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27

money that pail !. expenses % 0lio
to use his efars 70 d.feat union Of
the Democrats aud Nationals, is wonld
be interesting e know y hose it was or
what other indusr,napa took bin.
The result Of he Ole Convention il
received here Nth p,eat favor, and
there is buoyant feeling sn,nna Dem
ocrats, with corresponding depression
among the Repul.ii.-.ps. Tie interest
in Ohio political sG,irs bas really over
shadowed everything ,.!-e for sen,e days.
Pnoxo
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27
nArEs o. Apvsnanssno.

Business notices IN the Local Columns
20 cents per line.
For legal aud transient adverti sements
81 90 per square, for The first insertion. and
50 cents per s.susre for each subsequent in
serfion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27

Dr. mIntie's Vegetable Nephretieam
WIN cure all diseases Of the Kidneys Ba9t e ana
fr0ans Hundreds have been cured i4se. siA
.Is- sseoe3es have failed His EnElise - 1deon
PMS have NO equal IN all cases Of Diseases l.s =
pepsia, or any Bilious aerang 4-.} g 8. ~
ieSdina citizens q this city VII Haeeh p g = e
tues 10 be had Of ~ Druggists
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27

Fr11ows' COMPOUND SYRUP oF HypoPHosPHIIls Shy
ts Tlnion with the blood, and its effect upon tie mus
4 espable Of effectlng the following RESULT - VIII
cure Consumption. By increasing nervous ara mus
cular vig0r, Il will cure Dyspepsla feenae Or me-
ness 81 InteIect caused ny gress worry, oserax y
hrin ar irregular hubits Bronchitis Acute on enron
Il Canreetiol 81 the Lungs in the most alarm
~, sfasses. ii cures Asthma Loss q Voice, Neral
81 Wins Dance, Epileptic Fits. Whooping ecae q
Nervousness and sustains HE during sns ~ lszs =.
ans under any circumstance Lock Tor the ~ ms sn1
,slressJ u FELLoWs, St. 6ohn, n b, on the yellow
r@,rer IN water mark, which e seen BY holang up
the T,zper before the light Price Sl50 per bottle
six Tor 81 b0 Sold by all drnggists
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27
InYcnters ma Fatenlees

should send for instructions, terms, refer
ences, etc., to Edison Brothers, Solicitors,
of Patent, Washington, d. c., who fur
nish the same without charge. Edison
Brothers is a well known and successful
firm of large experience, having been es-
ablished since 1866. I4:l2tf
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s41tf
DIR. H. ROZSAS.
AIhnnY OregOn.
Land for Sale.

orc aeres one-haif mile west Of Soda
A0kb vile, 100 in cultivation; all under
fence. Oak Creek affords it water the year
round. Willssell at a very low price one-
third down. For iHther particulars, adj
dress SARAH USHER,
3ems Sodayille, Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27
Cinnamon. Gloves. Pepper and AIispIee
e- Cash paid for eggs. .~aN

ground and put up By myself and warrastei pure.
Also. the most eonplese stock u JOSE RL4ANCus
CIGARS. together with fun line % Teta,,o sualS-
cEs Articles, TOYS. Notions ard rumeros other arti-
ciss whiee have not time 20 enuefate all u which
viii sell st fFiees that defy competition.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-27
LUMBER ]!
LUMBER !! LUMBER ]!

WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, take this method Of
w informing the public that we have I,I50OO0
feet Of the finest quality Of lumber hand at our
mill on Hamilton Creek 81 miles from Lebanon, ever
offered for sale in this county, consisting In part Of
rustic and finishing lumber, which has be9n sawed
and stacked with great during last fall and win
ter and consequently Is partially seasoned. We
have large amount Of fencing, Earn siding scantng
timbers ETC., in fact everything wanted IN line.
Besides, have q large amount Of logs on hand
which will enable us to ill al orders entrusted to us
+ Also, in connection with the mill is planer where
you can get anything needed IN house building at
greatly reduced prices, and put up in workmanlike
manner
Remember mean what we say, and every one
viii find It TO their advantages TO before pur-
chasing elseWhere.
settlemisrs Nils May .. 1879.
4sms G. - A. A. sETIE1IIER
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Al Throw Yourself In.

The Sioux City AMI Pacific train
stopped at Onawi anl the snar,
m.u on the train leaned out OF the
window and shouted to q native
"Wbat is the name OF this town 7
"Ouawa. repliei the native.
'On what 7 qneried the smart
man.
Patiently the native repeated the
name OF the he,nlet.
"Do you want to sell it 2 asked
the smart man.
The patient native didn't know
lowed maybe they'd sell II Anybody
wanted to buy II bad enpn!h
I'm give you twenty cish. cents
for it. bill tue smart man.
Tue native tnrnel His hea |
thonghtfnlly on ons side and cons l
cred the prop ,sition 10 silence. Ii
nally he raisei his bead with the air
OF a man who hal about uals up
his mind to trade.
"An throw yourselfiaf he asked
The window cane down with a
slam, and as the train pulled out,
there was laughter in the car, but
the smart man coul1n tell whether
it was meant Tor him self nr the M
tive. although he was inclined t.
think il was.
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A Candid Opinion.

A d troit lawyer, fiIous for his
wise aud candid opiui us, WAS the
other day visited by a young attcr.
ney, who explained
II was admitted to tho bar two
years ago, aud l thiuk know some.
thing abont law, vet the minute
arise to address q jury ! forget all
my points aud can say nothing
Now.l want t. ask you il this doesu I
show lack OF confidence In myself,
and how can I overcome itf
The wise attorney shut his eyes
and studied the case moment be-
fore answering
"My youog friend. il it is lack OF
confidence in Yourself il will some
day vanish. but it II Is lack of bn.ius
you had better sell out your Office
effects and buy = pick-ax and .
lougshaudled shovel
"But how am I 10 determine 7
suxiously asked the young man.
"l'd buy the pick AZ anyhow and
run NV chances ! whispered the AZ
ed adviser. as he moved over to the
peg for his overcoat
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Mistake A 8 q Mistake.

A youn. man who thinks he can
lead reckless aui proii,a,e life
uu.il he bee unes a mid lie age man.
and then repent aul make good,
steady citizen. is delni-d. lie
thiuks the people are fohls anl des-
tItute Of memory. He cnnclu.les
that II he repents everybody vii,
forge, tia, he vas a dissjpt,ei fe'.
low. This is no, the csse rHopls
re nepb.r yonr nli deeis aui 'nr-
get vonr good ones Besides !, is
M easy thing 20 break OF in middle
life bal halMts ths; have been form
Ell in vorth. When horse cou'
tracts the habit o. baking, he gen
crsllv retains il through life, He
will of,en perform well enough TIL
the ehesl- get into = deep hnle snd
then he stops aud tnlis back rst
So il is With b,vs who contract esi
hahits. Tnev will sometimes leave
"a their Bal tricks snl !, well
enough until they return 10 their
old hshi. 0i,h ,se bows who co.,
trsc, the BAD hshi, Of drunkenness,
MT one 10 everv hta iret dies =
sober man. The bes. Ssy ~ trs.s
a bal hshi; is never {, cNn'rs,, !:
The only wSy ~ pravsu, drucSen-
psss is never 10 dripk
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Old MAID. and Old BatAeiors.

Ola maids aro useful. They cah
cook, sew. and take caro- of chiidren.
nnr.c sick people, nnd generally
play The piano
Old bachelors are nselssa. fhev
do not eseu know how u dtlvo Dsils
or split ~bod.
Old maids nfe amiabie. II one
wants anything done that requires
patience and Kindness OF heart sip.
gle lady is snrc 10 be the ohe 10 DO
il.
Old bachelors nre III ma u,el
they desired to he rs dis )bliging as
possible snnb children. despise ha.
bieu and bate vohng mothers. ahI
ara alsats 40 busily employed in
seeing that other people tnke good
care ~ them that they have hot q
moment to Give to any onu else
Old mails are vary nice-looking
and very "vorng Tor their years"
O'i bachelor. generally have red
noses. rl.Gtmqtis,h in their kbees.
bald heads. hnd mouths that turn
down at the totuers
Oil mails can IKE n home ~
cne little room. Ind cook delicious
meals for ono over t'in gns JET IN
GINNING little tin pans. hesilcs
making AL their own wardrobe.
OH bachelors necl nm army OF
'ailors. Writers. ,oks. distant re.
lhtives and hotel landlords, 10 keep
them c,mfnrtablA
Wnen oil maids are i'll thev lie
mp thrir heads in pockcthanlker-
chiefs. take homeopathic ppllris ont
Of the tso bottles. alternately, and
get we'll again
When oil bachelors are i'll they 90
TO bed and senl for fonr doctors
have a consul alton a man.'epiete
fnll Of black bottles all the aniable
married men who belong to the clnb
to sit up with them at night. oe
siles hired nnrse they telegraph
to their relations. and do their best
to impress the world with The Idea
shaf thy are diving.
When an oil maid travels she
takes a sandNic a piece of ponnd.
cake. a bottle ~ lemonade in a hand
basket ani lhrches comfortably in
the cariiagc,
When an oh bachelor travels he
orders dinner in curses at the
station. and raves because he has
not time tn eat befcre the Fifteen
min ties for r-freshmen," are ovet
When an old mail leaves this
sphere Of action she straiyh.wsv
ipius the white .rohei host. brt
with crusty old bachelor its
little uiyel
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Ne Wasnta a Subscriber.

Country editors occasionally hav,
strange, NOS to say comisal. expor
fences. Que Of them has relsted th,
following, aud as the victim car. !.
read, II won't do any harm to prip,
it. potsithstanding ho said IL mus,
be kept private, rs it wodld m ,ku
his subscribers mad
The editor was sitting 10 his Sane.
tufu, when q Granger, ,of tall aud leul
appearance. entered the door. aud
the following c)nversation folio we'd
Granger.-Be you the editor ?
Editor'--l am, sir 3 Can / be o.
service TO you
G.-I want 10 know what YOU
sent, me a bill for t'other day.
The bill was sent, [ presume
to inform you that you were owing
for the papor.
G.-l,ut I don't taho your darned
old paper, and a good reason why
for | cant read nor write, nor there
isn't any Of my family that kin reat
or write, and when you sent tba,
darned old bill l had 10 walk a mile
aud u half to get fellow to read !,
10 me.
E.-There must be some rnistaks
sir II you do not take tho paper
Of course you will not be required "
pay for it.
G.-Nlistake I should think
there was. Don't you SUPPOSE
know whetber,I take tue p,per ol
notf Here Bill calling to a frient
at the door), kiu any Of my famil,
read or write, and do they take thi,
dsrned old paper ?
This capped the climax. The
friend replied that the family afore.
said could not read aud never took
paper and the editor was cJnvinc
ed. notwithstanding the family name
hal occupied Il conspicJus place on
his subscription list Tor the last five
years. An Investigation revealed
the same name, aud while one go
th, paper, the other got the bill.
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SCARED OUT OF A WIFE.
4 LAudHABLE STORY.

The narrative which am about
TO write Was told me one bleak, cold
night iu . coautry parlor 1t was
one Of those nights in mid winter.
whom everything tinglss with its fros
ty breath, that 1 was seated before
= blazing 6r = surrounded by O Jolly,
half do4su boys aud sn old bachelor,
A. Peter areen-.b ,ut forty an |
eight years old.
1t was jast the night out to make
those within enjpy good story, 30
each OF us had to tell his favorite
Btory, save Mr.. Green. nud as
be was a jolly fellow We all 10 ,ksi
TOR u jolly story. We were some-
what surprised to hear him say. i
have no story that woall Interest
son, 80 we hal TO hud other enter
tainments fJr u while, when QUE OF
the boys told me to ask him how it
happened that hs never got married.
SO did.
well gentlemen he began. it
don't seem right for me to tell how
that happened. but ~ it is about
thy self I don't care much. You see
when | was young We had to walk AZ
high as Ave miles t. church aud
singing school, which wss our chief
employment. But this don't have
anything to do with my not getting
= wife, but | just wsuted to show
you that we had some trouble them
days In getting our sport.
John Smith and were like broth.
srs. or like "Mary and her little
lamb Where one went the other
WAS sure to 60. So We went to see
two sisters, aud ~ We were not the
best boys imaginable. The old geu
tleman took umbrage aud would not
allow dc to como near the house, 90
We would take the girls to the end
Of the lane, aud therewe would have
to take the 6ual kiss.
We soon got tired Of that sort Of
fuu, and I told John, on our way to
singing suhool one night, that l was
going into Tho house too.
He said the old man would run
mo out II I did.
told him Was going 10 risk IL
anyhow, lst come what would
He ssid be would risk Il il would.
30 homo wo went with the girls.
When We got 10 the end OF the laus
told the girls We were going oil the
way
They looked at each other iu way
didn't like too we'll, but said they
(the old folks) would be in bed, 90
they didut care II We did.
They were Q little more surprised
Set when ! told them we thought Of
going ID . little while. but - ell was
quiet when We got 10 the house, We
had no trouble iu getting into tho
Kitchen.
Then aud there 70 had our ara,
souvk aad I made up my miad 10
ak Sadie TO 10 my wlfe che next
imo | came.
II was nov pest tha luru OF ths
hight aud - ws bad four miles 10
walk. I TOLD John we would have 10
DO gone. Bs W stepped out on the
porch but just ~ w did 20, tho sky
was 10 up BY lIghtulng. aud ous ire.
msudous thunder peal rolled along
the mountain sides, lts eoho hal
not died out IN ths iAr Oh valss until
The rain bs0Au 70 pour from ths gars
nsrsd fulasss ol The clouds. We
waited iov u 70 utsp until W wsrs
~ ~ s,.ssgn wsss Y We e alr:s Ma :.la ~
u ~ teeA n We slAlrs whlsA led
i
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fhs Rishts, People !, ths w,'.d

Arsricaus will soor Se rcevsrea,
if,h-y are no, Alr-siy, t. e'arsis
for ,he hnahr y: b-iug the 'tc1-s;
p.ople in the wnrli They are So,
,Sinin. ,h- racy. and vii sNoa pSss
rrNnoe 2ui Hnslapi. NJ eanu;ry
hiss t,cc ,,r- ijcA ~ Tsriil- as 't's IA
the pts: iS,piv wears TIE lss;
thvrs Coi,y-l States ovnSi.-s c,ve
the total tnw Assessed VNlrs'lsuS ,.
rrSl std l~ sNrSi estate, eNc.as's =
u ,verGnyU; yr'peytN, m A., The
>iSt-s spl r-rriAr,eS ~ 'S.NN>
lSSl S..lSaTS 9>S l>SO S;G
| ~ 6lt.ti> ISL SNlOS>, Si>N,
Rs.,sSra l>SA sGi lSso ice y .',i
& ihe Cavei States casyv ,aSr
hhah,si Hal ,l,s S>ia cAv,,va@'
si The sSrAe Ysev sl,cs ,S'c lie sN.s
,uS >,.asss sAsiS s,ai ~ tat shSsi y
fgsacs> even S,loS,AS Nsy ~ : usa'
IA the nS,sNasl ps>'rsy'y, ~N'eA o.
,,al ~, Ise Saass >ssssNSS y
v.laes 10 ,as Caa<i States ISy iSS
,,ss, sco yssSs ,SS~ l. ssb sxy>cs'
c,,nskAly ian ,sss s>NsaiTy a..
take The ls,i il lS,A eai = 49,
li,ss M ,>>,sss ,As, rsae ass, YEA
he wlll s,,U~,s IL ~ al q 's.ss ~
IN N>sS
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"0eorge, dear, d"nt you think I,
10 rsthcr estravsHent Of you t %,
batter with that delicious Au :
No, love economical same pi.cs oi
bread dovs for both
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An Asssstse aesyv, wsN sg,NAe /.
h,lls E,.shsM vm seAas a csss ~
~ Ar the est HsN s4a " n .al
,ss,~A " h. AMI tsea allsl, ~tl,sa
c~ wssss tAss Aslssp =
A Kentucky yNget Ns~,s II q ~
rely ssANs< wAs AAs ~ Cses< >s>>
|siAs ~ l~~Aals sae>s~.~
\ AsSN I ~ ~ N - ~
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A KAssAs dog whidh eot drunk on
hssi scAkssl IN whistsy, ua( soansr
,scNsus M,bsr than hs dr,Wassl him.
ssll ls ths river, sasss 10 . man
sAould.
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"what constitutes Clio chief hap
piasss ~ your lie Z asked = oar'.
ne sunday schoJl tsacher Sh'.
hlNAhsd, aud thsn replied f. III L.
chat John has Al last dtsi the day
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IN Pottsville, John Candy. q it'll,
fellow. was arrestsd, charged with
stealing . sled from the front Of u
STORE. 10 explained that hs cav =
piscs of . string IN the sidewalk anil
hs picked u up, When he got homs
ho wac much xarprias,i that tlsrs
wAs Q slsd ~ one sad " IL
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Ne 10 desa nov, lie sss q s,~,i
lg, he hAi hesra ~ INsscs az
aow the S,~A sess MesyNi has ss~s
t~ tssest o. hSk = Nass saw, Sslss
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", true, sca will be ues ~ me
no said. IN s>Sats NJ llNs. ~,
ys,arsc | ~il. NV dear ss,l she
Till Z Ses AaS,her ielhw,'
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-. P.:... sts-rs. s.s; s>i - .ssss. .,
NeNsvres x,srs /. AZ ~ AIAl:ls n,
g.sts .As: A:s 4 . =
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Important Business.

A man With a cnmforter tied A.
ronui his waist and q whip in his
hand called at The post othse Tor a
letter. ani tr reasons which NJ hu
'nsn being ,aay understand lie sni
,leuly decilcl u have his boots
blacSenei, aui not pay more than
dvs cents Tor the Job, either fhr
arst bov invite ! b. tecin wMk to'k
4 COIL survev II the bSots. aud ther
softly cpl,ei
"ld like the inh. mis'en but yoa
sce I bavent time Tho secw,sr,
4 ths rre,sary hss made su1h~'
call idr outstanding are.tNsu,,es,
.nd Two Eot ~ 81 10 hank,
Tho sccoud toy had alresdy pre-
pared ~ kne~l dawn when b~ rc~hs
"a th~ dlmensisua ~ the e,ssta te'
t,rs him. sui sallsuly stsAlsa.ea'
iug mp he ssid.
"ponS feel disappointed, ha, yo'
eco was 'rinted ssslene~ ds b,
iru up th~ street thls msra,as, an,
TIN only here 10 hay ten thnNssr,
uostas~ StAmps 70 Hvxia wSseh ea
IN ssad yoa \ Ivy ~ ! esNp'
Nr ttsNsswV--L~k II tAs die
(aoNAsy,
sss.sAlss ~ vse~v>s " = I
|Asss W.
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EoC6L ;. sENsES-
County Surveyor
krstserv',ls, Sn, sr cogso Penaa.

Sar,syi:y ss Csa'ry..sils F-suf =
.ci .tillfslly sis.i.s - ,As-s q
be rasis', rs-s,S- a. t.g.3.
lsig ssh - ~
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O e c T. y .
DANGER.


Ger the plata
Shoots The trails,
VIII hs,quivsring
Tug ssd strain.
Qissmiss bright
Through the night,
CIssvisa dsshnsM
With iss light.
Cutting rins
Through the drifts
which its hsaving
Brow uplins.
titA,Aihs posts
Fin iSs shss,s
Past the merry
Travelling hes,s.
No one here
Ksowius !eR. "a
bafsly trust the
HbGiaeer.
Look once more I
Just before,
In the mingled
Rush and roarl
S,ands . fern
10 The storm,
Wildly rwiastnk
An alarm
fcres the brake!
No mistake.
Quick reversing!
Life st stake l.!
Shake the plain !
Save the train !
Now or never
Night and main!
Faces pale
Grabbing rail-
fisrceli whistles
On the gslsi
From 7rdcebS's Record
q l Q G t IT N I q
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lN1ak>scas,e eSSSslsss~ sNsASssa Ssa
sNa siAss ~sSse ~ aS,N ssS sNssSc
&S assl,lSs yAs,~ A. ~. lse NsrsNs
N,Nss,sS, NJ SSSss tAe zee Ma
s>~,Ss Ns~ss,a, Ses~eAc-s> s'eSse
ls,y Ns ~ N.sss ne SssyS asS
>sssy~s sves I've >sAsas SAsNs.sS>
SM 80 ssAe>ss ~As a>Nes tsas
y~Ass. ssytAx ~ sk>s S>sss ne I'D
Aa,l Ne ss>A wA~ sAeNslseA a
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Advertistsi4 Rates.
m column one year, 5000
Dne-half, column, one year, 1000
Gue.fourth column, one year, 1900
f,ue .uuare no lines)1 insertion rs
Every additional insertion, 90
Professional and business cards of
no, more than 5 lines, per year, 500
Auditor, Executor, Administrator
and Assignee Notices, 2Sc
Editorial notices per line, Is
All advertisements for shorter ne.
,iod than one year are payable at the
lime they are ordered, And II not paid
Me person ordering them will oe held
responsible for the uonev.
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An omahA bella rsssatly received
. present ofa pair of twsnty'i 'iou,
batton k,d gloves ifom ons of hss
Ndmlrsrs. Shs wrots him = letter o,
thanks 10 wAich che franklv soll
hlAn hs had made great u,latAks IN
the slus, hMt che had rs,uedls,l u By
quitting ~ The essl and oaly wearing
lhs lsVA
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rsr Q Cas- ef CkTtSS
rl sAs sA<<k's e.4t Al Ta-,
fRf asar-t So f1s trssssi -
rsrt Aet sr~sstt rG-, Asns-~
s.s. ss$.t 81 49, 49,
s.-SsA Adss-s Y Eu
ss.srA Est ssasgf -. h-.fg
sG .es l-fts -. rsI -.
~ sVsaf~t a. 49, gfs ~
70 r-rft .ENs.s- 800 49,
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gauche le bras droit, vous laissez
tomber tune apres l'autre une di
zaine de EQUITIES largement espa
Gees.
Vous vous reposez quelques:mi
nutes.
Vous ajoutez aux dix gouttes
prece,lentes dix antres goutteS,
ct. vOus vous reposez.
VOus pOuvez protiter de ce laps
de temps pour assister a la fu.
sion. Apres quot, r%essaissant vot
re carafe, vOus taites glisser con
tire la paroi du we're une nappe
tres mince qui, prenant l'absinthe
Ell dessOus, vOus la trouble JUS
que dams les plus intimes replis
ct profile de cette surprise pour
s'incOrpOrer avec ellie.
Quand lie verre est plein aux
deux tiers, vous brnsquez lie
movement, ct Ia detection ne Sc
IA potable qu'autant que lie vase
debordera. ,
C'est le moment
Vous prehez d6licatement la
potion. etc.,.
Vous jetez lie tout par la fenet
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bien fin, bien subtil la diSparl.
ton dc celui ii aura donne r6veil
a Ia tribu. Je ne puis repOndre
de rien avant quinze jours GU trols
semaineS.
-Je vOus dome I'm mOis.
Eft il y aura cent fraucs pour
la temelle i?
Comme il y Gu cent francs
pour lie male.
-Vous aurez vOtre fpmelle.
VOLTA les cent francs.
-Merci, mon colonel d!
Eft le zephyr e,upocha les cent
francs.
Trois scmaines apres, il rcvint
avec un rat IL trOmpe du sexe fe
minin.
Tenez, mon colonel, VOLTA vOtre
bette settlement ellie ma dome
du NAL, je vOus en- responds.
/ LIE colonel eXamina la bette
rien NY manquait. sa satisfaction
| etait au cOnble il await Ia paire.
Aussi fat il pendant quelque
temps l'objet de l'envie de tous
SEES compagnons. M. Ravoisier
men dormant plus It NJ. Delmalle
Ell etait ma!ade. lis demandaient
des rats a trompe a tOus les re
phyrs qu'ils rencontraient. Ceux
ii sc regardaient ct repondaient :
-COmprends pas.
LIE rat a trompe etait a la haus-
Sc.
LIE premier qui reparut fut ven
du deux cents francs. Puts Get
animal 81 rare commence a Sc vul
garlser ; il NY await pas dc jour
on il NY ent un rat "a trompe a
vendre.
lis descendirent a cent francs,
pnis a c%inquante, puts y vingt
cinq.
La recette des rats a trompe
6tait counue. E.le etait, Il peu
de difference pres, la meme que
celle indiquee par la Cuisinier'
bOmrgeoiSe pour faire un civet de |
eyre.
Settlement, all lieu que poul
faire un civet de lieyre il ne tau
qu'un lievre, pour taire un rat
trOmpe il taut deux rats.
On plend le bout dc la queue
/, de Fun, que ION greffe ell ecus
son II le nez ede l'autre ; Oh sol
tient l'adjonction par un emplat
re de- diachytor, Oh emmalllott
6 l'animal lie maniere a &c quill IL
t derenge pas I'appareil ; au bou
lie quinze jours Oil lui rend SD Ii
berte, ct IL tour est tait.
e A partir de CT moment, |
t queue devient adherent au ne
). du rat, CONNIE un egot devient II
t herent au crane dun cog. ct YOU
i avez un rat a trompe.
"a Settlement leS ra.S a irompe
ne sc reproduisent pas, avec un
II tronpe, du moins. Qnand 0
veut OH avoir,, il fault les gre
it fer.
n ALEXANDRA DUMAS PERE.