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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10

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cnt size should b. enlarged ~ twice
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currency md resumption has done
for the farmer. The following In.
~tructivc table prepared by Port G..
Wclch. illustrates the point admirably
and should DO studied carefully.
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10
NEXT TUESDAY, OCT. :lth, II
ELECTION DAY.
Gold Ra.l..


That the Republican party demand
that all debts shall 10 payable In
gold coin, md that the grccnbaeks
should be destroyed. Is clearly do.
monstrated by the statements OF
their leading organs. Tho New York
TIMES. In leading editorial on Re.
publican prospects, says:
1.-THE Government should CrNdu.
ally withdraw its paper money. aud
stop the coinage ri deprecated silver
dollars. BY such a position. the par.
~ would have lost no vote which ID
Gan now get, and would have gained
sOmc which arc now doubtful.
.Parties arr trusted, 40 far NJ their
professions are accepted, not 80
much for what they have done as
what they arc expected 10 do. and 4
bold step on = plnin path wins res.
poet and confidence"
The above II simply IN Indication
that the financial policy Of the Ro.
publican party, n, 10 have nothing
hut gold coin legal tender for debts,
not permitting the debtors To use
even silver - cancel their oblign-
tlons; the Times intimates that Ind
the Republican party taken bold
step On this plain path."it would win
tho respect and confidence OF the
people more than for anything It has
done IN the pnst.
With MI tho gold now In the hands
Of bankers, bondholders. money.
lenders and creditors. with the gold
mines III owned by corporations
with loss than t25O. 900, 000 OF gold
coin u tho country, what will become
q - poor debt burdsnsd people
who have Nineteen billions Of debt,
hanging over thsm, that were con.
tracted In grecnbscks, worth an
average Of 6tlc. on q dollar. and fol
which the creditors agreed to take
their pny In such grconbacksf
Tho chances are one hundred Ia
ono that II the Republican party Il
kept In power, and this policy II Gu
forced, that the bankers, bondhol.lers
and money .lcndcrs will not only con
troll oil the money, but, by forclosing
mortgages, will get oil the property
Of tho nation In few years. The
property Of the nation to-day will
not soil Tor eeln enough to pay its
debts.
Specie payments mean debtors 70
ray gold coin for green.
hack debts. This cant be done! II
means foreclosures Of mortgages, and
robbine debtors Of al their property.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10
wsslsll Philllps on Paper Asaey.

In IN article In the North An.cri-
c6M Rsrien. that Wise old man, Wen.
dell Phillips, discusses: the paper
money question with all his wontcd
sarnestncss and vlgor. The brief
extract following shows how clear
d his judgment thu, we are on the
sido Of right, and that right will
triumph:
"Men call tho grccnback move.
ment delnslon and fAnniicism, What
II fnnatcismS II ID enthusiasm blind.
Ing Judgment. i L. prejudice oh.
stinAtcly cllnglng to theories IN spite
~ facts that disprov~ them. Let III
ask. then. to-day who nre the fanatics
judging BY this rule. Look 1T thr
lacts, tho world over. Whenever .lnr.
ing the past century either ~ nnr
great nations l,Hs seen Its existence
threatened by civil war or foreign ns-
sault, Instantly that nation has run
70 tho shelter Of paper currency. and
G0ncrally been thus enabled 10 sur
vlvc the storm. This |. fint, not q
dream. Does X prove that paper
money n necessarily ruin and ship
wreck Does II not rather look ~ II n
paper currency had some quality IN
ID that called forth r. tho last dollar
tho resources u the people, and 80
stimulated their cMcrRies that they
could avail themselves III nll their
possible and hidden power When n
man strips 70 hight for his life, he
puts himself In the condition and
posture 10 do his best. When the
nation girds herself for lust dcs-
pcrate struggle for existence. what
doos history tell us shc has uniform
ely doneS History tells " that .
nation In such extremity has uni.
formally thrown u every lncum-
brancc, stopped every drain on her
resources, stimulated every possible
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10

Senator Klrkwood came IN Crcsco
aud delivered himself Of Robert q.
lngersoll's speech. The Chicago
Esprcss makes the following criticism
On the speech Of Col. Ingersoll. which
applies equally well to kirkwood, ~
he delivered Ingersoll's speech.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10
w, N 4 Asw~v.

W, n Il ~srwrv.
IT, hafi Hf,nts leafani. strsn II
shsNk that sla. Fftai rtsrA IN ths
Nrss Will Xii TIE tsfrtnisnsk rnass
W hasr had latt.r efssf's fnf ,h~ rasl
three .~nfA. tsAt The t.r~nla.k par,
~ has ise.n growing NIL along. III
1870 PETE, Cooper pulled ks.,Htn sntes
In THE whole cann'rs. Al the Last
Tall elrsiiun tha Rssrahntketr l.ni.
lrd In the United states neatly Il
million and n hall III soirs.
One point IL overlooked hy the
hard money Journals. The farmers
bought their lands aud made i'm.
rrovemenss during the prevalence 81
high prices. They tlnd that consrac.
tIon has deprecated the price ri their
lands and their products one half
They are paying Ten per cent inter.
est on their mortgages. which repre-.
sent the total valuation Of their
property. while railway tariffs and
taxes are MS high ns ever. Thus
while nature has been So honnsifnl
The farmers are really IN u worse con.
dition than ever. owing 10 the imam.
cial policy Of John sherman. Their
lands aud produce have greatly dc.
rreciatcd, but there has been no
shrinkagc In interest. taxes and
frcights. Thus the increased rrodnc-
ton does not countcrbalancc the loss
In price.
This II illustrated In the case Of
Wisconsin. In tho Spring ri last
year the mortgages upon the farms
In that State amounted 10 1000
600. The produce from them, which
was marketed, brought about $lS,.
100000. The tax upon them was not
far from $500. 900, railroad frcighta
on the produce semitic market reach.
ed tho sum Of $4,000 900, interest on
the mortgages, t9,500.O00. Thus
while the total value Of tho produce
was as, 0OO, 900. the interest, taxes
and freight reached q total of sal
0O0. 400. leaving the farmers OF Wis.,
consin In debt $1,000, 900.
No doubt the condition OF the far.
mcrs In Wisconsin Is u fair illnsira.
ton Of the condition OF the farmers
In other WcstcrniStAtcs. The trouble
IL that John Shcrmnn's financial
policy has not benefited the prodnc.
ers. 1t was not designed to. Il was
concocted In the interest Of the non.
producer, and these latter are the
ones that reap all the advantages ol
great crops. While the Government,
can negotiate loans for four per cent
the farmcra are Obliged TO pay ten
While the bondhold~rs pay no taxes
the farmers Are taxed M high AZ ever
Aud although the cost OF rntlronilnp
has been greatly reduced, tariffs re,
main very steep. The GrecnbacA
party proposes to do away with TIL,
condition Of things. twill inaugur.
atc policy that will make money
cheap and the products Of onr farms
and workshops dear enough to CON,
pcnsatc men fairly for their toll. II
will tax the bond holder and capital.
ist and thereby lessen tho burden,
OF the producer. It will take hold
Of the railroad monopolics and rcgu.
late tho rates Of transportation &C
that the farmer shall not bs robbed
The policy Of the drecnbAck party Il
to provide q more equitable System
for tho distribution of wealth. The
farmers OF tho West know this. The
industrial toilers Of the East nrt
equally we'll informed. 1t II thit
knowledge that gives strength 10 tht
Grecnback party.--Ncm Karen I'm
tort.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10

The average daily wages earned
by 2.O41.2O wOrkInginen nv shown
hy thu last census 0f loo cl.ies o.
America WINS only ninety. sevcn ci1.,
and each hud IN average Of only NO
days employment year. OsAnioo.
On Messenger.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-10

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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
Not Too Brave.

Many Frenchmen, 1t must be said
and many foreigners, too-who live in
Paris are far from conccding to NJ. de
Cassagnac, tho chivalrous character
which Is so generally attributed to him.
Hc is not always the brave man, the
beau qarcon, tho cavalier sans peur ct sans
reproache. There are many stories cir
culating of times and occnsions when
his heart has failed him, of men
nerves and skill he dared not encounter
all which are more or less apocryphal.
1t Is said he Is generally careful and
quick to give the offehse that he may
choose his weapons. He is q superb
swordsman. But he has fought duels
with pistols. Yes, but at distances
which would be called absurd and cow
ardly In America. 1t is related that
while taking his coffee one evening at
the cafe Helder on the Boulevard
Italiens, a French officer who had
great reputation for courage, strength
and skill in the sword exercise, passed
along and deliberately stirred NJ. de
Cassagnac's cup with the point Of his
walking stick. The latter quietly took
the insult, said nothing, and with great
nonchalance emptied tho dregs OH the
floor and called a garcon for II new sup
ply. No duel followed. 1t is said
again there Is one man in Paris Of
whom Cassagnac has a most careful
consideration. He Is young doctor
Of medicine, rising politician, an ex-
treme radical, an ambitious fellow who
spent some time in America, married
u rich wife there, and now lives in
modest sort Of style in the Montmartc
district Of Paris, from which he is re-
turned by the populace to the Chamber
of Deputies. He is man Of excellent
parts, cool-headed, pale and thin faced,
cold eyed, and a most remarkable left
handed swordsman. His name Is Glenn
enceau. You may have noticed his
name frequently of late In the proceed
ings Of the French Congress. AS n
leader Of the extreme Left 1t is not al
all improbable that some day day soon
he may find himself pitted against NJ.
dc Cassagnac, of the extreme right
Some say he Is slightly importunate for
such conflict. The same unreliable
authority credits NJ. do Cassagnac with
a strong desire to avoid ANY such an
extremity.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
small Expectations.

A foreign Minister hero who represents
well, say Patagonia---was called upon not
long since by the guardian Of an orphan
lady to whom an atlache Of the Patagonian
Legation had offered his hand, his heart
and his fortune. The guardian had owl
dently heard some stories rejecting upon
the young diplomat, and he questioned his
superior officer concerning him, beginning
with his reputation for temperance.
eyes" replied the Minister--from Pata-
gonia, be it understood Che is temperate
'He does not drink much. He cannot
drink much, receiving as he does only $40
month salary"
'It has been intimatcd to me that he
CANDLES, /" suggested the guardian.
eyes" answered the Minister--from
Patagonia--'all Young men play little.
But he does not play much. How can he,
when his salary Is only $40 a month 2"
Tho guardian, not at all satisfied with
these responses, ventured to ask third
question about the young attaches moral
character. -.
"Ahi" replied the Minister~-from Pata-
gonia---sit Is excellent. How, sir, could
It be otherwise, when he only gets $40 q
month He has not q cent to squander IN
dissipation" E q s.i
The guardian returned thanks for the In.
formation, and tho next day 1t was = an
nounced that the engagement OF the at.
|ftache Of the Patagonian Legation and 9
very charming young orphan lady had been
broken Of.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
A CoInely brunette.

She was a comely squaw, and had
purchased the gaudlest pair Of stock
ings to be found In the town. Her taste
was guided by tho same idea as the
butcher boy, who was satisfied to have
his cart painted any color $50 long as
iJ was red," and her selection fell to
that hue. Striding out Of the store.
she monopolized the sidewalk as q
dressing room, and soon had the hosi-
cry filled with solid flesh. Her feet
we're enoascd In a pair Of dainty No. Z
,cowhides, and, AZ the fashion reporter
put it, the general tout ensemble was
ravlshlng. The most ludicrous part
Of the performance was to watch her
crossing and recrossing tho street, In
variably taking in a mud-hole In the
way and when she reached itshe made a
display that would have fired the heart
of St. Anthony had he run to brn-
nettes. AS itswas she entraneed 4 side
walk full of loungers and furnished
them with quite q sensation, As q
travesty on her civilized sister, II; ;wss
the most natural take.oR that ever wa.s
seen. IS 5,5 s.l4 &. y 3; 81 4 h ffSSf
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
lxill, the Engineer.

The little steamer was passing Riverside.
Above the foliage on the hillside stands two
buildings, one of gray stone, which looks
like castle, tho other standing in the back
ground, an oblong and red brick structure.
The former was Edwin Forests Castle, the
latter is Mount st. Vinccnt's Seminary. 1t
was to these buildings that the old conduc-
tor called the attention of the group assem-
bled on deck. "You will remember" ho
said, 'sthat it was in this castle that Forrest
sought rest and relaxation in his own pccu-
liar way. 1t was his abode In the summer
months, and his favorite exercise while ct
the castle was horseback riding. He was
accustomed, 80 he informed me, to rise at
six o'clock in the morning, from Late spring
till early in the fall, to bathe In the IIud-
son, which he did in this curious manner.
He would divest himself Of all his clothing
save q pair Of tights, and mour ting one of
his most powerful horses, plunge into the
river, ride up and down, sometimes going
nearly across the river, and would continue
the feat until the horse became exhausted. {"
''Many chilly morning In October,
when I was in charge of an early train, tho
attention of my passengers would be attrac-
ted by this novel sight.
s'It was in the fall of go" he continued,
| after pause, "when Forrest nearly met
his death. He was then to attempt new
role in the Old Bowery Theater. I have
forgotten the role and the name of tho
play, but he told me that he spent<much
time in It's study. During the earlier hours
of the day 1t was his habit to stroll over the
Castle grounds absorbed in the study of this
new character. At IL o'clok he would
board my train and 60 to the city for re-
hearsal. He would frequently ride on tho
engine with Bill Jennings, d tall, stalwart
fellow, who had seen much lifo on tho
plains. Forrest exhibited considerable in
terest In the workings Of the engine, which
pleased Bill greatly.
AtlAst came the day ON which Forrest
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
"I Only TUX FoIve Clnts WORTH"

"Mary A. Galley"
She darced mcrrily up to the bench
of the Police Court and exclaimed:
"I'm here, Yer Honor, but it's no
fault o. moine that am.'
"You seem to be remarkably bright
and lively Chis morning, Mrs. Clat-
fey"
II KEN of foine, LOVELY family
Yer Worship"
"1ndeed2 But how came you to lie
down on the street last night to sleep %
81 was just little bit tolred, Judge.
darlin', am sat down to eat little
bread an milk"
"Oh, now We'll be able to get at the
root of the trouble. The bread and
milk made you tipsy9"
ooh, no, Yer Wurship, but I had
81 thought so."
"Yis sor. Sure in this warrum
weather a woman needs wee dhrap,
an jisth axcd the man for foiyo cints
worth o. beer afore dhrank tho bread
an milk, but faix it must have been a
quart phin 1t affected me So"
81 guess we'll have to try you on the
bread and water plan. How will that
dor"
"Och, Judge, dear, wud ye murther
a dacint woman In could bloodp"
"What is your businessp"
"I'ma cook, sor, an as good a wan
as iver--o
swell, they want a good cook on the
Island"
"But amt sarchtn' for place."
"Ten days, Mary"
cam ia 1t tin days on .wather an
| am
"On regular fare"
"rhank Yer Honor" and she skipped
away, humming joyously until she set
tied down behind her tavorlte post In
| the ten-day house.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29

. An Italian professor has made some very
agreeable medicinal researches, resulting In
the discovery that vegetable perfumes ex-
ercise positively healthful influence on
the atmosphere, converting its oxygen into
ozone, and increasing Its oxydizing infu-
ence. The essences found to develop the
largest quantity Of ozono are those Of
cherry, laurel, clover, lavender, mint, juni-
per, lemon, fcnnel and bergamot, those
that give 1t In smaller quantities are anise,
nutmeg and thyme. The flowers Of the
narcissus hyacinth, mignonetee, hello.
trophe and lily Of the valley develop ozone
In closed vessels. Flowers destitute Of
perfume do not develop 1t, and those which
have but slight perfume develop 1t In small
quantities. Reasoning from these fects tho
professor recommends tho cultivation OF
flowers In matshy districts ard Ia all places
infested with animal elnanations, on ac-
count Of the powerful oxidizlng influence
Of Ozone.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1879-07-29
The Two Murphy's.
A good story is told OF the Irish com
e0ian loo Murpbv

A good story is told OF the Irish COM
edian Joe Murphy.
1t Was during the "bluc-ribbon" ex-
citcment and Joe was journeying to
small town In the vicinity of Pitts
burg. AS tho train steamed into the
depot it was boarded by half dozen
men, who, after hurried conference
with the conductor, approached tho
comedian with beaming faces.
"Mr. Murphy, l believe" said the
spokesman, hat in hand.
"Delighteo ~ ice, sir" replied Jo..:;
a committee appointed to take you in
CHARGE" and they fairly dragged the
astonished Joe from the car, placed
him in a carriage, and they were
whirled swiftly away.
"God bless u.s." thought the expo
nent of Irish peculiarities. "This is
very kind. Never was in this town
before. A mans reputation does
travel and that's fact.''
In short time they reached the hotel
and the committee having placed Joe
In the best parlor suite, prepared to de-
part.
"We will call for you after supper,
Mr.. Murphy" said the spokesman.
Gone moment, gentlemen," cried
St. Joseph, as he pulled the bell-cord
vigorously, waiter, drinks for the
party"
"Drinks!" shrieked the conclave in
chorus. "Mr. Murphy, are you
mad2"
"Madp" echoed Joe, "not bit Of it..
Name your beverages, gentlemen"
ooh, this is terrible backsliding,"
said one. "Francis Murphy ordering
drinks"
"Francis Murphy" repeated the per-
picked Joe. "I'm Joe Murphy the
comedian"
They saw 1t all, and rushed wildly
from the room in search of the temper
ance apostle, who was even then toilIng
painfully from the depot on foot, "tot-
ing" huge carpet bag.
Both Of the Murphy's drew large
audiences that night.