The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1879-03-01
Ill BBL.ES.
No more I'll light, said Sitting Bull,
SAID | ncle sam; " What. never ,"
And thus the conquered brave replied.
Confused, Well, hardly ever

NO more I'll tight, said Sitting Bull,
SAID Uncle sam; - What. never"
And thus the conquered brave replied.
Confused, We'll, hardly ever
blow, blow, thou winter wind. Thou
art not 50 unk ind, As the mule that kicks
behind, aud lands one, dye mind where
he will the gutter find.
~ curse the hour we were married -
exclaimed An enraged husband TO his better
half. TO which she IN Idly replied, Don't
my dear, FOR that was the only happy hour
We have ever seen"
My conscience. how piZnssses do go to
Braces now tags. tell You yat, Shon, auf
should get bankrupt, would turn every
thing over, only would keeb enough to
keeb up my credit.
-MoIher-''So you enjoyed your walk.
Kate? Did you 20 all that distance alone"
Daughter-"Oh yes, mamma, quite
alone
Beastly Brother Then how is il, Kit,
You took an umbrella aud brought home a
walking stick -
There has been some question whether
corn or cotton is king ia thu. country, but
any one who has put lively buuion into
tight leather has quickly acknow lodged
that corn was king.
A hen - years old is 4 Western curl.
osity. Never used tobacco in any form
because she has got down on to back her
Marlboro Times This is not eggs ac.ly 4
mares nest, but be careful how you law on.
N'e.gst
Gentlemen of the Jury" said an Irish
barristcr, lit will be for you to say whether
this defendant shall bs allowed To come into
court with unblushing footsteps, with the
cloak of hypocrisy in his mouth, aud draw
three bullocks ont of my slient's pockets
with impunity"
The Austrian Emperor talks six Ian
gnages very fididly," as Mrs. Darlington
says. He also keeps his hair cropped tight
to his head. He is also about fifty years
old. lie has also been threatened with as
sassinAtion. lie has corns. This is about
all has biography that is of any interest.
There is one thing about farm, ="
said the granger looking iran from Guthrie
Centre, that isn't improved by cpnsolida-
tiSn.' And what is that - asked the
young man from Adair. Post holes,
young man, said the old party, oracularly
Post holes; they amt good for nothin
ef We run EN- together or bunch EN-
The Tennessee legisla has exte nded
the time for the payment of taxes, and old
ncle Pete. in ignorance of the fact, wen,
T To Murfreasboro the other day To pay his
/ poll tax. The Netns says that on learning
+ Of the extension he declined tn pay it, case
spusen | was to die afore de fall comes
don't you see, Id make dollar clar, hey"
Free Kirk Minister ito his elder -
John, should like you to intimate that
on Monday next propose paying pastoral
visits IN the High and North streets, in
which | hope to embrace all the servant
girls of the congregation ia that district ~
His wife whom he lately married from
the SonthJ -" on shall do nothing OF the
kind, sir Let me you dare To-
A young bride. momentarily expecting
the return of her husband, was handed 4
telegraphie dispatch, which so excited her
that, without having strength To break the
envelope. she tainted away. pom rscuv-
ering, she found her husband seated beside
her. ''Oh. Ahck ~ were her first words ::
Il thought you had fallen down and cut
your throat with one OF those horrible
standing collars.