The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-06-24
FLEA BITES.

| COMPANY. y Wafsfi,p OSSrrsT-
M, that isn't il. it, i~csu-e everybody
likes the rin forr. Nols-iy c.res Tor il
iscl.in,l.
Raise thunder in the family and you
car.ile the milk of human kindness
Wkeeiiay Lsn"i.r.
That's 80; it, great deal heiier to rsiSr
milk than thunder in family.
When an unm arrisvl woman Of unces.
tain a;r says she has remained single fr,m
choice. abe means that she Is self-maiL.-
l;osf"s T'dnarilA.
You get out! d. yen snppo~e yon can
gull the world with such foolishmess ~ that !?
sahe means that she hasn't maid anybody
else.
Well We do declare. The St. Louis
Is'lice have shown their incompeiency on
more occs-i'ss than one. and yesterday
they seiz~i the baggage of Little Butter
cup" mi.tski"g il for the trunk ii some.
bssly else. Pnr Little Bniiercup! just
imagine her On the stage. will you. without
any clothes ON. with al "his sisters and his
cousins aud his aunis :"
We have often t,.en a.hed. "What il .
m.sher." We never knew until friend
stepped up one day and printed him ou,.
lie VA dressed in blue clothes with bright
hrass buttons, asd carried . heavy club.
After k,,king 1t the head Of our friend ne
concluded ihsl he Vas right; and here all
this time We have l,crn fool enough 70 lO,'k
upom . ''mssl,er" ~ an innocent young
man with pair Of iores fos his le-beg
p .rd0a-Ioves limbs. eide vhiskess. 6ashy
attire, hat cooked on one side Of his head
and his hsir parted in the middle. What
fool We have beenl
A writer in Sundays GLIDE. hMrosf
hestows colamn and half on the nm
breli., tracing il n lar hack ~ As.yria.
Nov IL that fellow will trace out me blue
cotton one. we ~iil he much obliged to him,
mad he nr-a not go any farther hack into
extinct nations than J-i~rron CITY.
-'Th- only real hitter tears" says some
one, "sr- i..s'-e she'd in solitude"
We don't believe . word 81 it, Golly
Ysn ought Ia have s-~n us several iis,e.
when ue were . hoy coming out Of the
vo~i.lsesl in c,mpzny With the old man and
. leather strap. solitude! Not much!
N" mailer hos Sse-s the disporiiioa Of
man may he; no matter what his rrlig.
ious views. he will invariable be lut cut
when he go.-s "a draw his raxnr across his
face aud makes the startling discovery that
his ~if- has t,~n using il In trim her cosns
With.
A great sensation il caused by Alice
Oats getting married too often. Alice ~koxid
tone down a little. Once . week IL about
~ often even an actress csa sfiord q
husband.
We know who struck Patterson. II
was an investigating committee, and il hii
plump between his eyes.
The 81. Panl PeSs has an article On
the ''gioomy onli"ok." The hungry kansas
e,li,ars went Ia 81. Paul, and no wonder
the "uilo"k Is glo"my.
The FIRE 6end Is on his summer travels
again. and prOpriri"Is al hotels ut watering
places should IN on their guard against the
torch ii the incendiary. - Western EIoAnnye
En-! We thought Kate Clsxton had
gone To Chicago.
1t IL said that Elder Arthur A. Waite,
wl,. re,~"Iiv ss-l Up - revival tent in Ports
mouth. n H.. IL u c"uv.ried circus clown.
lie prrschss - veil the people 81 crazy
over him. which j. ~hy W. say when man
cannot makss . r"s.s-ss At nything else he
ought &" iscs,a,e n minister.
--rhos. Kansas City gents who shipped
their mothers in-law Est on .ccouni of the
cheap ra;es. are greatly exercised nos he
cause the fare from the Fast do~s not GO mp
In double the usual price.-kansls City
Nail.
Served EN- right. Wicked and prever.e
sons in law 70 take the advantage of the
old ladies in this way. L~t the legislature
be called together in .e~ion extraordinary
and pass laws thatsiIl project these weak,
hut good members of society.
The Herald Of this morning gives the
city marshal dead away."-N Jee Nerx.
Well. thais I'll right. Had the HzuLd
attempted to give him ''live away" he might |
have objected. Well bet dollar the c,sy |
marshal had fourteen vene poem on the |
glosious f6f, and wanted Il published, hence |
the dead" w.s given "avay" u the man
whose business il Is 70 dump cascss.es into
the river.
The Railroad War.
The railroad war is ~ spirited -
ever. and fuel VS. added yesterday y the
advent Of General Superintendent Nc
Ki~sock and c. X. Lord. Of the North Nh.
souri, rosd, General Superintendent Tai.
mage and Frank Fowler, Of the Missouri