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The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11
Notice TO Debtors.

Having disposed of my tntsrsat ID the
hardware business and store in Roseburo
to R. 8. aad Jos. g. Sheridan. notice d
hereby given TO those indebted 10 ma "a
come forward and make immediate SEE
tlement Of their accounts By cash or notes.
IS must close up my books At once Ny
books and notes win be fonud with the
new frm at the store. aud the new frm
is authorized to receipts for moneys paid
on my accounts against debtors. This Il
Rosebnrg. Aug. %. 1879.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11
Ocean Steamer Seized.

The Portland Telegram Of Wednes-
day says: The steamer State Of Cali
fornia was to-day siezed by ths q. s.
collector Of the port and libelled by
the district attorney on charge of
carrying coal oil In violation Of law.
The penalty for such violation is $500
for each offense. The steamer has
given bonds and will not be detained.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11
NOTICE.

All debts and accounts due the firm
of Perkins q Headricks must be paid
at once to the undersigned, and all
debts against the same firm must be
presented to the same.
p. g. STRICKLAND, Receiver.
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ROSEBURG OREGON.

Special attention paid to graining. and
also painting Of sverykind done Give ms
trial.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11

The gold pens at DR.. s. Hamilton's
are warranted l6 karats fine gold.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11


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BRIEF MENTION.

J. P. DUNCAN. Secretary.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11

w. /. FRIEDLANDER. Sec'y
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1879-10-11

The following jottings are from the
pencil Of one OF our best correspond
euts
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
gnfal aud gersomaI.
Condensed Locals.

Oouocnse0 Locals.
A new store is being built at Offutt's Gross
Roads
''Ode to Death" will appear in our next
issue.
''Bulr' Frizzell died at his home, near
Chain Bridge, on Sunday morning last.
The names of authors must accompany all
communications, otherwise they will not be
inserted in our columns.
The farm advertised to-day by Mr.. VIM.
Adams is valuable piece of property and
should attract the attention of those seeking
good investment in real estate in our county /.
The 'Spates farm" near Rockville, was
sold on last Saturday to D. T. Remsberg, of
Frederick county, for $40 per acre. One hum
dred and eighty-three acres.
Governor Carroll has issued a commission
TO W. W. Poole, Esq, TO serve out the unex-
pire1 of R. G. White, deceased, as County
Commissioner. The appointment gives to the
county the services of one its best citizens
and business men, aud will meet with general
endorsement throughout the county
On Thursday of last week Mr.. Hazel B.
Cashell met with very narrow escape whilst
doctoring a sick bull. Mr. G. was thr own TO
: the ground twice. but the hull was go weak
ened BY pain that in his attempt to gore him
he staggered and fell dead.
Those Of our readers living in the eastern sec
T. G. Groomes, of Mechanicsvlle, prepared to
fill orders for any thing in the Undertaking
line. His charges are moderate and we have
no doubt he will give satisfaction. See card
on fourth page.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

Lecture Hon. Alonzo Bell, Assistant
Secretary of the Interior, delivered the open
Sandy Spring Lyceum on the 10th instaht--
The subject, "IIuman Possibilities, /" was treat
ed in an eloquent and most hopeful manner,
and its healthful toue was only equalled by
the beauty of diction and ease of delivery.
The President oe the Lyceum, Benbmin II
Miller, Esq, announced that DR.. Dalrymple,
of Baltimore, and DR.. Steiner, of Frederick,
would favor the Lyceum during toe winter.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
FINAL NOTICE TO CREDITORS,
In the Orphans Court Of Montgomery
County. December Term, 1878.

nRDERED this l4lh day of January, 1870,
~ by this Court and by The authority there
of that TUESDAY, the 4th day Of February
next be assigned William W. MeIzgar and
Charles Meizgar, Administrators OF William
Meizgar, late Of Montgomery county, deceased,
to pass their final account in the personal es-
tate OF said deceased and TO make distribu-
iion of the assets in their hands among the
creditors OF said deceased, and said creditors
are hereby notified TO Gle their claims with
the Register Of Wills on or before said day
Provided copy OF this order be published ln
some newspaper printed at Rockville, Mary
land, Tor three successive weeks prior 10 said
4tb day of February, 1879.
y. W. OWEN,
SAMUEL DARBY,
Judges Of the Orphans Court.
True copy-Test:
jan l7-3t ROBT. W. CARTER, Reg.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Agricultural Society,", will be seel

Agricultural SOciety.-lt will be seen
by reference to our advertising columns that
meeting Of the Agricultural Society is called
for February l9,h A proposition 10 mort
gage the socieiys property for S4OO to pay
arrearages will be submitted, and the officers
Of the Society are to be elected. The meeting
Is one Of great interest. and We hope that there
will be full attendance Of members. II may
also be suggested that il woald be well II in
making mp The list Of premiums liberal prize
be offered for any article manufactured 10 The
county. Al present premiums are offered for
only few articles Of manufacture, and any
article on exhibition has to run the gauntlet
OF Discretionary premiums. Another depart
lnent Of the same kind might be established
for the District OF Columbia.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Society.


Literary Sociables'' are to be organized
in Rockville.
Prof. Walkers Dancing Academy promises
to be well attended.
Miss Alice Masters, of Virginia, is visiting
Miss Molle Dice.
Miss Ella Magruder, of Brookeville, is visi-
ting the Misses Slonestreet
AT the Grange Hall, Bethesda, on last Fri
day night, pleasant evening was participated
in by the ladies' and gentlemen of that ccm-
mnnity. To Washington music dancing was
INDUCED until late hour. A magnificent
supper, bountiful and artistic, was served and
the pleasures Of the event were heartily enjoyed
by all present.
Grange Hall, Mechanicsvile, was a scene of
rare brilliancy on last Friday night. The oc-
casion was an invitation ball given BY the
neighborhood, and was participated in by the
fashion and beauty of our county with many
fair visitors from abroad The large dancing
hall was smoothly waxed and richly illumi-
mated and so successfully was The fesiivity ar
ranged and conducted by the gentlemen in
charge (Messrs. Magruder, Brooke, Howard,
Jones, Bentley and Abert) that the affair
proved one of the most pleasurable in the
annals of that commu nity's enjoymeu's.
Nearly every section of the county waa rep
resented in the galaxy Of beauty that adorned
the entertainment, and Washington, Bati-
more and Virginia contributed much TO the
general pleasure. The Misses Chichester, Mrs.
Bowie, Misses Alert, Mrs. Mackall, Misses Hig-
Magruder, Misses EIallowell, Mics Lea, Misses
Riggs, Msckall, Hutton, Scott. Gipin, Blunt,
Brooke, Ashby, Elliott, Ball, Jones, Munstead,
Miller, Magruder. Hayden, Mrs Parlett, Misses
Veirs, Bailey, Hodges, Hewlingues, Hunter
Lawson, FerralI, Stonestreet, Maddox, Mrs.
Boyer, Mrs. Bsrnesley, Miss Kirk, Miss Bar
nesley Mrs Col. Dorsey and many Others were
prominent in the assemblage on account Of
splendid toilets and many destinations. Be-
sides a host Of younger beaux, attentive and
handsome. the digni6ed and impressive
old-school gallantry found fitting represen-
tatives in W. B. Chichester, Esq, Col. Wat.
Bowie, Gnsiavus Jones, ESQ.,, Captain Griffith,
David Griffith, Esq w. NJ. Talbot, Esq. and
the Messrs. Riggs, Griffith, Kelchner, Dorsey
and Magruder Mr.. Thos. Edwards. of Vir-
ginia, and Maj. Lambert, of Cumberland,
were prominent among the gentlemen.
The music as furnished by Daunch's excel
lent orchestra was in beautiful harmony with
the grace, beauty and conrlliness of the happy
dancers; a refreshing collation. was served at
about midnight, after which dancing was re-
uewed. 1t would be invidious to discrimi-
nate and award the prize, and thus we shirk
the responsibility, but we state the general
opinion when we say that between Rock
vile and Mechanicsville "Beauty's powerful
sceplre" is divided.
AT half past four in the morning the guests
began to depart, and with gratitude to those
in charge the jealous voiaries were 10th TO
leave the joyous carnival Of Terpsichore.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

Minstrels.-0n February llth, the D. B .
B. c. will give minstrel show at Diamond
programme, consisting Of negro farces, plan
taton scenes, and music, will be presented =
The entertainment will be highly amusing and
pleasant See lad"
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
SHERIFF'S SALE.


DY VIRTUE of two writs Of fieri fncias
I'D issued out of the Circuit Court for Bal
llmore county, one al the suit Of the State Of
Maryland, use of the Caionsville Land and
Loan Association, use of Thomas J. English
and the other AT the suit Of the Caionsville
Land and Loan Association Of Baltimore
county, use of Thomas J. English, against
the goods and chattels, lands and tenements
of Sarah X. Hill and Elias J Hill and TO me,
rs Sheriff Of Montgomery county, directed,
have seized and taken in execution all the
right, title, claim, interest and estate. at law
and in equity, of the said Sarah K. Hill and
Elias J. Hill in and to the following tracts,
parts Of tracts, pieces or parcels of land, lying
and being in said Montgomery county, viz:
Part of tract OF land called Rock Head"
part of tract called "Pleasant Valley" part
of tract called "Pleasant Fields" part of q
tract called 'The Resurvey on oungs Bro
ther," mart of a tract called "Peace and Plen-
~" and part Of q tract called "Peckertin,"
contoi nj
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Liable to the Liquor Tax.-Nr Rob

Liable TO the Liquor Tax.-Mr. Robt
NJ Proud, the United States Internal Revenue
Collector for the Third District of Maryland
has issued a circular that has an important
hearing upon a certain branch Of trade
Copies have been sent TO dealers, and the text
of the circular is as follows:
at has recently been decided that any
preparation Of liquor put up as "biuers, "
tonics," or other form of medicine, but
which are liable 10 be in ordinary use as a
beverage, cannot lo,cfuliy be sold By any one
who has not paid tares as liquor dealer, nor
can they be lawfully prepared or put up by
any one who has not paid tax as a rectifer.
Their being stamped as medicines will not re-
lieve the seller or maker from the special tax.
II you are dealingin any article Of this char
acter, you should ,cithin The present month
apply at this Office, in person or by letter, to
pay the necessary tax"
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

Sunday next will be grounding day, when
,ha, animal may be expected to make his ap-
pearance and indicate 10 those who place no
reliance upon "Old Probabilities what the
coming weather will be.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
None so False

as to deny that Dr. Scheys Family Cough
Syrup is the article for curing Coughs, Colds
and relieving that Troublesome hacking, which
causes SO many sleepless nights. Buy il and
be convinced. 1t never fails TO give relief
For sale at Owens Drug Store.
nov 9-tfn
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

Election TrOubles.-Mr. S. J. Hopkins,
Registrar of the seventh district, has been in
dicted in the U. S. Circuit Court for striking
the name of negro man from the list of
qualified voters The charge grows out of an
uninteniional clerical error In transcribing
the names from the registration book TO the
poll book the name in question was omitted.
Mr.. Hopkins gave bail in the sum of 81, 900.
On Tuesday indictments were found against
Harry Smith and English Harry for illegal
voting in the Seventh district, and against
Levi Howser and Frank Fisher for inducing
and aiding men to register and vote illegally
10 this county. An Indictment charging IL
legal voting was found against Andrew Dove.
Town HaiI.-Almost every village in
this county enjoys the convenience and ad-
vantage of Town Hall. But Rock vile, the
our towns, is without this convenience. This
lack of energy amounts to nothing short of
actual disgrace, and has frequently been the
subject of uncomplimentary remark by visitors
to our town. Lectures, concerts and dramatic
entertainments, which are enjoyed by other
sections, seldom reach US. When cold weather
renders the plasteress and barn like Fair Hall
uncomfortable our people are compelled to de-
pend upon other commu rilies for recreation
or dc without. We want to see lively in
terest in this matter, and will gladly give
space to propositions looking to this end.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

The store at Hollands Corner was entered
some nights since and one hundred dollars
stolen from the money drawer.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31

No- BOARDS AT REDUCED PRICES
SEE
WILLETT & LIBBEY'S ADVERTISEMENT
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Medical Authorities

assert that more than one-half of the annual
mortality is due to pulmonary complaints.
Why then neglect so grea: an earthly saliva
tion, when DR. Schey's Family Cough Syrup
is guaranteed to afford relief? 1t is no patent
humbug, but is prescribed bv the faculty.
Buy ii and he convinced. Only twenty-five
cents per large bottle at Owens Drug Store.
nov 9-tfn
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Halls vegeta BILE sicilian Hair Rcnewe

kzdll SeSeb6Dlc olclAidu hdlI neHeWeI
is scientifi combination Of some of the most
powerful restorative agents in the vegetable
kingdom. II restores gray hair to its original
color. 1t makes The scalp white and clean
1t cures dandraff and hnmors, and falling-out
of the hair 1t furnishes The nutritive prin-
ciple by which the hair is nourished and sup
ported. II makes the hair moist, soft and
glossy, and is unsurpassed as a hair-dressing.
Il is the most economical preparation ever
offered 10 The public. as its effects remain long
time, making only an occasional application
necessary. 1t is recommended and used by
eminent medical men, and officially endorsed
by the State Assayer Of Massachusetts, The
popularity of Halls Hair Remover has in
creased with the test of many years, both in
this country and in foreign lands, and it is
now known and used in all the civilized coun-
tries of the world.
FOR SALE HERE BY ALL DEALERS.
in 02-1v
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
BRIDGE PETITION.
To the Honorable Board of Commission
ers for Montgomery County.

yXTE, the undersigned, petition your Hon.
w orable Body that the public convent
ence requires the erection Of n bridge over
Ten-Mle Greek, on the road leading from
Clarksburg to Boyd's.
n 7 LEWIS,
GEORGE W HILTON;
is KEMP,
WMH BUXTON,
L WILSON,
CIV WOODWARD,
ROBERT S HILTON,
JH. GIBSON,
JOHN BAKER,
w HURLEY,
RICH'D A LEAMAN,
CF ANDERSON,
G W MURPHY,
BF SUDDATH,
W W DRONENBURG,
JAMES B NEEL,
CHAS R MURPHY,
TIC WORTHIGTON,
q w LINTHlCUM.
EDWIN WATERS,
EW WATERS,
III THOMPSON.
| JOHN s LEAMAN,
JAS R WILLIAMS,
HAYNIE.
| A Il BURDETT,
| jan 24-5t JAMES A BOYD.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

THE undersigned having been appointed
l. Trustee of Henry Bradley Magruder, 10
collect the State and County Tax of The First
Election District of Montgomery comfy for
the years 1870 and 1877, hereby gives notice
to delinquent Tax-Payers in said District for
said years, that if the taxes are not paid with
in thirty days he will proceed to distrain for
the same.
ZADOK MAGRUDER,
jan 24-3t Trustee of II. Is. Magruder.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
STORE AND LOT FOR SALE,

TIVE undersigned oibprs for sale on reason
Il able terms his DWELLING HOUSE,
STORE and LuT, at MonirVss, Montgomery
county, Md.
The Store bss n good run Of custom and tho
land 8 ACRES, Is in n good state Of culiiva-
tion, with An ORCHARD OF select fruit. This
property Is situated on the Georgetown pike,
nine miles from Washington and within four
hundred yards OF Windharns's Station on tho
Metropolitan railroad. The situation Is high
aud healthy and Is convenient TO Schools and
Churches, posiofhes and Mills.
For particulars apply TO John w. Shep-
pacb. 209 Seventh street, opposite Centre
Market Washington, ID. O., or al The Klein
dienst Hotel, Rockville, Nd
oct.i--n J. w. SHEPPACH.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
TAMEs w. BOSWELL,
81 LICENSED AUCTI0NEER,

KUCkVILLE, MD.
viii attend to sales 10 any part Of the
ouniy, and his terms will be such as cannot
.ail TO please. All orders addressed 10 him,
Rockville, Darnestown, or Poolesville, will
promptly attended 10. sep l-u
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
KLEsNDEENST HOTEL
ROCKWELL MD.

ROCK kVILLB- MD
TIE UNDERSIGNED respectfully an
nouuces to the public that he has leased the
well-kuown KLEINDIENST HOTEL, Ia
Rockville, and that no pains will be omitted
10 promote the comfort of guests. The en-.
viabe reputation the Hotel has enjoyed during
the time (six years) the undersigned has
been connected with its management, fur
nishes satisfactory evidence of his nbility TO
please all who may favor him with their pat
ronnge. Respectfully,
novl-tf F.S. KLEINDIENST.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
FOR RTrIT..

TINE undersigned will rent ,he large and
i commodious DWELLING, nov occupied
By J. Peyton Clarke, situated next 10 the store
OF James =. Bays, Eco. The location ia
one Of the most pleasant IN the town.
s. ". LYDDAHE.
june 2i-n
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
FURNITURE COVERINGS.

Raw Silks, new styles, Wool Terry, all colors,
Juie Cloihs, n new fabric, Furniture Serges
and Cretones, Nottingham Lace Curtains,
Gaipure Lace CnrtaiDs, Lappet hnsiios,
. Bed Spreads. Piano Covers, Table Covers.
Table Linens from SOC 10 -, Damask Nap
kiDs from 81 to $40 per doz., Huck Tow
els, all prices.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
al Acres ofLand.


more or less, which was conveyed by cer-
tain Millcent Wnring and John Warng 10
certain Thomas English by deed hearing date
the 4th day Of May, 10 the year ls43, and re-
corded among the Land Records OF said
Montgomery county in Liber 3. s., No. IL,
folios SOB, &c.
These lands are situated on Big Seneca
Greek about two miles from the town OF Gai-
thersburg, adjoining the lands Of Douglass
Chopper, Edward Thornton Tay loe and 9TH
ers. They constitute the farm upon which
the said Thomas English resided at the
time of his death and are improved by a COM
Portable Frame
Dwelling House,
and the necessary Out-Buildings. And
hereby give notice that on
TUESDAY, llth Of February, 1879,
at the hour Of IL o'clock, NJ, | will offer for
sale The said property 80 seized and taken in
execution, by public auction, at the Court
House door. 10 the town OF Rockville, 10 the
highest bidder for cash
hILLEARY o. HIGGINS,
jan Its Late Sheriff.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
Black Goods,

Lupins Black Clshmeres from 80 cents 10
finest goods imported; Black dap d'ete, Ta-
mise, Henrietta Cloths, Serges, BombazInes,
all-wool Delaiues, Merinos. Empress Cloths.
House FurnishenR Goods
Montgomery County sentinel., 1879-01-31
SHIRTS, SHIRTS.
The DOllar Shirts.
WHITE GOODS,

Ladies Coored Bordered Handkerchief.
Ladies II. y. do. IL, IS, 3D. so aud IS cts
Gents and Children's IId'fs all prices
Masilla, Nainsooks. Organdies, Tarletanes,
Illusions; Linen Cambrics, &c.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-12
Health hIaNlus.

Nature Is very much like shiftless
child. who. the more he is helped, the
m1r, me- looks for il. The more medi-
cine a man takes, the more he Will have
to take. whether it be anOdync, tonic or
Alternative.
Tie Thmncst veil or silk handker-
CHIEF thrown over the lace while riding
or walking against 4 cold wind is 4 re-
markahlv comfortable protection.
Never Sit or stand with the wind
BLOWN. on YOU Tor a single moment, Tor
10 speedily produces chill, Ia be follow
"a with fever and then bad cold.
4 h,alty meal taken while excessively
ilu,urd has often destroyed life.
A sour look, an impatient gesture, 4
cross word at the breakfast table, is
enough tp make In" best food indijesti-
bic. and spoil the day.
4 good laugh Is anti dyspeptic.
To spend two or three moments on
rising and retiring, in rapid friction of
the whole surface of the body with the
hand i, a more rational treatment OF the
skin, and a more heIlth-promoting op-
Grafton for most persons, than 4 daily
Culi-watcr bath.
II YOU can't gct good wages, work for
your board rather than 10 nothing, or
- i'm debt, or live on the earnings or
charity of another.
AciAity always arises either from hay-
ing eaten too much food, or OF a quanti-
~ which the stomach could not dissolve.
The remedy Is, eat less and less each
meal until there i no aci2ity, then Won
know Tor yourself how much your
stomach can manage, To eat the same
amount AMI rs regularly take something
to correct the acidity,iS certain To cause
dyspepsia, or some other more serious
form Oi disease.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-12
To COnsumDtiyes.

The advertiser, a retired physician,
having providentially discovered while
a Medical Missionary in Southern Asia,
a very simple vegetable remedy Tor the
speedy and permanent cure OF COHS'u"p-
t1a. Asthma, Bronchitis, Catarrh, ana
all throat anjlung alTections---also pos
tive and radical specific for Nervous De-
biiitv. Premature Decay and Nervous
Complaints, feels II his duty 10 make 1t
known To his suffering fellows. Actu-
ated hv this motive, he will cheerfully
send Tree Of charre) 10 all who desire 1t,
the receipt for preparing aud full direc-
tions inr successfully using this previ-
dentially discovered remedy. Those
who wish to avail themselves OF the
benefits of this discovery, without cost,
can do So by return mail, by addressing
with stamp, Dr.. CHARLES p. MARSHALL,
No. 80 Niagara St., Buffalo, n. Y.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-08-12
Sex in Trunk Packing.

Detroit Free Press
The man who takes over ten min
utes to pack up trunk is dolt" said
Mr.. Bowerman as he slammed down the
lid and turned the key. Mrs. Bower
man had been at it just seven days ana
seven nights and, when the husband
went up stairs at ten O'Clock, she sat
down before the open trunk with tears
i'm her ewes. "You see how it is, she
explained, rs he looked down upon her
in awful contempt. give got only part
of my dresses in here, saying nothing oil
a thousand other things, and even now
the lid won't shut down. I've got such
a headache must lop down for lew
minutes. She went away 10 Top, ana
Mr.. Bowerman sat down and unused:
"Space is space. The use OF space is IN
knowing how 10 utilize II. Removing
everything, he began repacking. lie
found a silk dress could be rolled to the
size OF quart jug. A freshly starched
lawn was made 10 take the place OIL q
pair OF slippers. Her brown bunting
fitted into the niche she had reserved
for three handkerchieis, and her best
bonnet was turned bottom up in its box
and packed full of Undertaking. lie
sat there viewing sufficient empty space
to pack in whole bed when she return
ed, and said he was the only real good
husband in this world and she kissed
him on the nose as he turned the key.
"It's simply the difference between the
sexes" was his patronizing reply as he
went down stairs to turn on the burglar
alarm. When that wife opened that
trunk last night. But screams and
shrieks would avail nothing.