, 1879-01-06
HUM0R,

HAHtAht
The prodieal's rsturn-uo'd comes to par.
The day alter washing dny ls one u sud irony.
A bouquet il u good sceutcrpicce for the dill
lng-tat'c.
There ID nothing like a al,orshapd reporter to
tokp uiAn down.
THO Egyptian pyramids may be classcd under
tic hcau Ut "0ld alades."
a mans character Ia like u teuro--you cannot
strengthen It by wlll.ewnsll.
Dr. Riley dcciaras TINT "Insccts have been
known to bu fnsauc." docs Lu alIudc to thu
loon}- }-tickt
TOT young man struggling wltl. still yonnr-
CT uaustachu, tlIo "durksst hour Is Just bcfoEe
tho down."
How Many Turner's do nothing but Tumble In
q cirrus all their lives lor wuut Ut III apprec'a.
tive luskin!
We tavo flyc-ccnt counter, tno. liz docs
tllcin up twehty !h roll. on Which ht marks
$l.W.-ito,ns ssati1sH.
Lornc's piper, who WAS In Highland costume,
Is spoken Ut w tie New 1urk Commercial 10
having ''iuw-llcCkel lvgt."
A clt,ck to brlnK exhibited at Tatts which 1raA
a SHOT every hour. 8otucholy says that It's
great practical utility IL to Kill ttHc.h
sWo noscr saw man," says an exchange,
u who thought II II sitl 10 stcal MI umbrella"
TiluIl yGll neyer BaW \ }Han wOse umbrella hAd
just 0ceu stolen.
The d!ilercueo 'twlxt tweellclum and twco-
dvLpe il illustrated by tue fact TINT thu rich ,an
With great appetite ia called III rplcnru, anu
thu traulp With + Qrcat apputttc Ii called Elut-
ton.
"C,em, what's Yo' 'p[nlon OBJ do iystcr1"
We'll. tRelyus, calls !u tystcr dc lDs' know
h. vi yarh*: Ct W puts I'm III }er snouf. ht takes
ue hnt, all' I!akeB ttu resf Oh ds vyaEs "iaout
Kny boustln's"
Instructor" What docs condlllac say about
byltes III tic scalc Ut LcinEt'f 6tu1uni-'' liz
says brutu II o,l imperfect antnal." INSTRUCT
ar" And What II luat,a" Btus!ens--" Nun IL 4
perfect brutc. .'f-{faFpaFi cr'"'so".
A tramp claimed ~ have drank brandy md
wuter with Nval Dow, aud thu who'll Ht4lo III
Slaine wis aritatc.li hut he subsequently az
piaiura that liz drunk etIs btauAy ana Nta! th0
wutrr, and t'eaco Was Immediately reatoFed.
| Thrse are tue days Of cc0uuny. Yesterday =
.nan WIS hnring usllyer tsooe-pato engravu'!, and
he requested TINT blank space By let below tlio
1,ultc III that hi4 RSs could tv Au!itd, 4l easv II
| WA ueslsabu u uku tlu platu uu ls collin after
| hls uruth.-IiarHer's t.lts Hetorter.
1t was q very honckt old Dutch JulEa III
Scllo,arle County who lstcuad for SEVERAL hours
| tu tho Arguments of c0uistl unu thcis eata !;
J" Dts cass lss pc4n terry ably as9uea on toth
sides. and dara layo peun so!s terry n'se I'olntk
| Of luw brought up. shall dakg dfeo sa}s to
| eide Tor ls blautllI."
| 4 bray slug afr-Ihe y0lcc u tho donkey
Strict ulne-A well-traiued base-ball tcat'..
Tue sugar question" Que Or two Iuu,pa,
lear.'
Ilousekeepcrs are wedgelug war On the carpet
| bGctle. +
potu,ess and acknowledgements aud coin
p0s1tusB.
We presume tho caves ot the ocean arc mostlJ
salt rleuuls.
:. Tic laaa's wages who works in dlstlllery ara
ExCoax!or-stiI! Altc.
When you co1ns to gutIe.boasd that Il illesi'
blc-llsst II "bal rtRu.h
There Il Inan at tho South End who Rets b0
ccuts yaEt for stossllng suuw-back ys1ds.
Tue difference belween Turusr's famous pct'
ure au4 cutting your chin IL: OEe u 6l&ss
shtp+ aua sas ulhcF shave slip.
We are often asked II Foreigners Ike our "ila..
stItutiohs." FEoa! the uumbes shut arc lount
III tl'cu, We should 4aY they aid.
Christmas was such = windy, bl4atesiue day,
that o sfcat tuany wicked young n,e.l wero oul
to sce "hat the Joua9 ladies haai ia tAelr stock
tngs. =
"Go to tho d-lVn said au jr9to household
| CT to tpu teuth mau whG hid pulled the hel
within hs1f.huus II lts4dlrd It Id kautcd - hi
sidewalk shtyelEd oQ.A: II b, goYrs,n said ti,e
Jl!Lesuiau applicant, = In. .Aieared 4s haa III
| snow 10 sh0eel.h lie wAx Engaged.