Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-12-11
WIT AND HUNOK.
Bosom companions-Studs.

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e Actors are apt to be super-stitious.
i A boys whistle is often sucked tin.
. Marriage is no even game. 1t is tie.
. Label tor dice-box-Shake well before
, using.
Crate sympathy-That given for jailed
criminals
Eyes are like good children. and should
. never he crossed
The home stretch is best taken in the
: evening on sofa.
A bald-headed man is always too sensi-
bic to bang his hair.
Brass passes for gold in Africa and. by
the way, it does here, too.
The name of the doctor should be At
tached to all death notices.
Unlike the flea. when you put your
finger on hornet, he is there.
The gambler loves darkness. lie never
cares to throw light on anything.
AS hy-catcher, Jack Frost ontranks
any baseball player in the country.
I. is no sign because farmer is grow
ing sage that he is becoming wise.
The publisher of the Paradise Reporter
wants boy. Why don't he get married?
Did bachelors who think there isn't any
tun in courting had better get little gal
an-try.
1t is malicious woman who will slyly
put long hairs on mans coat just to
make his wife jealous.
Everything has recently advanced in
price except liberty, which remains at
eternal vigilance. with liberal reductions to
the trade.
A mules head does not contain a brain
capable of culture and refined rearing. but
it is wonderful to what an extent the other
end OF him can be reared.
Judging from the large number of young
physicians being ground out by our med
cal colleges we can no longer sing, "This
world is but an NJ. d. void.'
''Py schimminy, hew dot boy sthudies
de languages ~ is what a delighted elder
ly German said when his son called him
blear-eyed son of a saw-horse
ChS Nsui cNCANouiC OaA IL HV
choose" SAYS an old moral law. We'd
like to see any one overcome the bad habit
of tobacco chewing if he chews.
What is the difference between an at
tempted homicide and hog butcheiy:
One is an assault with intent to kill. and
the other is kill with intent to salt
Hens will set on nest of eggs for days
and not murmur, but let man sit on
dozen eggs but tor minute, and he will
use fowl language enough to fill barn.
A genius out West has just patented a
machine for making sweet-potatoes. He
is brother Of the old gentleman who put
handles on prickly pears and sold them for
curry combs.
''Strange," growled the editor, .'nO
scissors again. Yesterday there were two
pair. now none.'' You amt the first
man busted on two pair" muttered the as
sociate as he plunged into criticism Of
Young men sending spring poetry to
this office will please inclose their names
and addresses, not for publication, but as
an evidence of their insanity in case they
are ever arrested tor mur(ler.-Fhiladsl-
ohia Chronicle.
1t is reported as a singular incident that
Turing a recent thunderstorm i, Aber-
ieen, Missouri, seven cows, two young
horses, and eleven sheep feeding il. a pas
ure were struck by lightning and killed.
while mule in the same field was unin-
ured.
''SOme has bad luck from the shtart,"
aid Mr.. O'COnemara, land sOrra taste av
nything else iver comes to 'em. Wild
ne, now, Oi was born twin the same as
ne brother, and we niver had but wan
birthday betune the two on us. until he
oied, long loife to him!'