The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-12-25

KING ALPHoSso, of Spain, has new wife, and now
there's talk of the danger of his losing his Kingdom
Msfortunes never come singly.
s'OLD DAN RICE the fs~aous Snowman, has been |
converted-experienced change of heart so TO speak,
and proposes to start out as an evangelist on the
Moody plan
JIM MULL1GAN a Michigan saloon-keeper, ''shot
to scare'' a man named Henry Howard, killing him
instantly.
THERE is one colored less in Virginia than
there was this time last week. He hung at Sus-
sex Court House, for murder.
FRANK BRoDIE, of Chicago, will never attempt to
whip his father again. Frank got drunk last week,
and tried it, when the old man shot and killed him.
OBADIAH NICADEMUs fined in Lancaster
court few days ago They doubtless added several
dollars account of his name, it is very aggra-
vated case of name.
CINCINNATI is getting ashamed of her officers,
ashamed of her indecent shows, ashamed Of her local
statesmen and ashamed of herself generally And
| no wonder!
TRAMPs set a barn in New Jersey, burning to
death twenty three cows and two mules Loss sl4OOO
| The noble army of tramps goes marching on
THE KING OF SPAIN, politically speaking, is seated
on a volcano. 1t Spain-ful circumstances in which
the King and Ministry find themselves.
THE of the NEGRO exodus are to be invest1-
| gated by Congressional Committee. The object of
the investigation is of course to spend little of the
Government money.
IT is with feeling of profound satisfaction that we
enabled that Private Dalzell will sup
port for the Presidency if he is nominated by
the Republicans.
On last Wednesday, Pinkertons detectives arrested
| man in Chicago. who robbed an express company in
1868. The detectives had been looking for him for
| eleven years.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS is strongly opposed to the
coored men leaving the South. In this connection,
it may observed that Frederick left the South, al
mighty fast, as he could get away.
SENATOR VOORHEES,, who is down on ''Grantism'
and NepotisIn, has secured fat positions at Wash
fngon for his son and his nephew. His cousins and
his aunts provided for by the Government
BOY in GAINESVILLE couldn't find the coal-oil bottle,
but got hold of bottle of gunpowder and attempted
to start fire with it. He has only one hand now.
A LITTLE BOY near Rockville, Ind, took revol-
yer from drawer to play with There's one less bull
let in the revolver now, and one more in the boys
hip.
AN afrray occurred at Eagle Furnace, on Saturday
| night, between Ripley Andrews and Thomas Kearney-
| during which Andrews struck Kearney terrible
blow with piece of scrap iron. At last accounts
Kearney not expected to live.
HoRAT1o SEYMOUR, in a recent interview, remark
ed that 1.-The Democratic party has vitality that nc
other organization possesses No.one who has been
| acquainted with the Democratic party for the last
, twenty years will feel like disputing this.
| STANLEY MATTHEWS is still a candidate Sena-
tor not that he stands the ghost of
chance that he does not want TO be considered
political corpse for a while yet.
THERE was an immense indignation meeting Al
Augusta, Maine last Friday, at which the Demo-
cratic officers vigorously denounced for dlsran
chising enough towns to make the Legislature Demo
cratic. Senator Blaine made speech.
THE British Government is beginning to perceive
that spread itself out too great portion
the earth enjoy complete happiness. The British
frftnr la
| ton.
Hon. r. f. LITTLE, of Kentucky, intimated tha
his brother-n-law, James Arnold had forged claim
against his mother-in-aw Arnold went to Little:
Office and killed him. That's the way they settle diff
ferences in Kaintuck.
ssTuAT teller is so lazy,' said the with the sol
dier's overcoat, speaking to neighbor, that eff ht
had field given him, with the grain all nice
an ripe, he'd right down to wait till an arhquakt
come along an shuck it,
DENNIS KEARNEY passed through Chicago, on hi
way east few days ago. and the fact teegraphet
| all over the country. But when Italian organ
grinder, a much smarter man, passed through thu
next day, they didn't say anything about it,
A TRAIN LOAD of colored emgrants from Nortl
| Carolina passed through Shelbyvile, Ind. mob o
Democrats at the depot, and demanded to know
their destination. After seeing the crowd, the emf
grants concluded that they could not, with any self
respect, stop in Shelbyvie. So they passed ant
left the enraged Democrats thirsting for gore.
JOHN HoPLEY is opposed to any interference will
the gerrymander of the O'Connor Legislature.
would indeed, he pity to spoil any of the work
that reform body. Perhaps Jenner might be persuad
ed to again take charge of the Soldiers and Sailors
Orphans Home Let us not interfere with the grea
Democratic measures of reform.
| REV. EARL CRANsToN, of Colorado, recent!
preached sermon in which he sharply criticized TIL
noble red man, compared with the black man. Per
haps Cranston does not understand the hardship
of the noble red man. How would Bro. c. like to b
compelled subsist the scant allowance of not
four pounds of meat to meal, and other provision
in proportional sccarcity Besides, the red man cal
not draw at one time, than cart-load of metal
lie cartridges for his breech-loading rifle. "Lo!'