Daily globe., 1879-04-25
GLOBELEyS.
junk dealers are buy-metallists.

Clara Louise Kellogg has had I'VE colds this
winter.
The foliage has about got through its leave of
absence.
Are shopping ladies liable to be called price
fighters?
Latest from Washington Hayes will-Hayes
will not
There's kind of muslin called Jamdari It
makes a Jamdari costume.
Since the first day of March Chicago packers
have handled 2o7,00O hogs.
Hanging of late doesn't result in necks-taut-
ing confessions from criminals.
The king of Burmah is as independent as
swine upon CONCEALED aqueous fluid.
We can prove that the wind is non-progres-
sive. Isn't it tree-actionary in it's tendencies.
When a young sexton with sweetheart
heard any gossip he always went straiehtway
and told his belle.
Bismarck leaves the national chamber when
those members whom he specially di slikes get
up to make an address.
Only wait till Cetywoyo meets Kickawayo,
the chief of the American mules. Then you
will see fight as is fight.
Shingle weddings are becoming fashionable.
They occur when the first child is old enough
to spank.-Me,lden Recorder.
calcium light, turned on from the upper
circle of theater, always strikes the bald head
Of the big fiddler most forcibly.
Miss Mary Townsend, of New York. is the
last beautiful and accomplished young lady,
who has wed her fathers coachman.
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milk in their country. Heretofore they have
avoided it entirely, also cheese and butter.
Will the people who are talking about
Europe's king-killers please tell us who they
are? We haven't heard of any sovereign's death
by violence.
This proverb is floating about the country:
"One talent we'll cultivated is worth hundred
faculties We refer it to the head men of the
different colleges.
The Trocadero Palace is as much of {; white
elephant as the buildings at Philadelphia. The
city of Paris refuses to give the S,000,0e0f. the
State asks for the building.
The three New York printers who drew 81. GOO
apiece in a lottery will do better still by not
leaving off type, setting. Let them give other
folks chance to be fooled.
The publisher of the Revolution Fraacaise
has been sentenced to pay fine of 5000 francs
and to eight months Imprisonment for a
scurrillious article against Catholicity.
Cyrus Field proposes erecting monument
to the English spy, Major Andre, and now it is
proposed thot one be erected to Nathan Hale,
the first of American martyrs to liberty.
Detroit is going to have bridge across the
Hok-- NJ @
must have it, and she isn't going to have any
Brooklyn nonsense about it's construction
either.
It is said that Sothern will be accompanied
this country next month by the Duke of Beau
: fort. Has Sothern sunk 80 low as to go
traipsing around the country in company with
duke?
The father and mother of Senstor Withers, of
, Virgiania, are both over so years old The
3 family Withers, but does not die.-Boston
t Post. The F. F. VS.. are frequently over-80'd.
: |-PAila0elphia Bulletin.
Celebrated as is England for its high farm
ing there yet 10000, 0O0. acres of waste or
= uuoultivatcd land in that country-a possible
means of home food production to that island
is certainly very promising.
The English government has appointed an
sOld Prob, y and the London Times has begun
printing his predictions. With characteristic
: John Bull-ism, the Times speaks of it as new
Q and venturesome undertaking.
q The fame of Spurgeon is on the decline. He
: is no longer the idol of the impressionable por-
t tion of the people, and even his most ardent
q admirers are relaxing their devotion. JOSEPH
: Cook can svmpathiZe with bim.
\ The Journal says: 'Hon. Eugene Hale, of
Maine, represents that the Republican leaders
are exceedingly hopeful" Well, hope springs
: eternal in the human breast, and the rule may
apply to Republican leaders well.
Does Mr.. Dawes reflector doesn'5 he care;
that such speeches as he made last in the
& Senate are likely to throw Mr.. Blaine into an
70 other sunstroke, after that pathetic address o.
'r the latter in Virginia on his grandmother?
% They are hsving high jinks at the Brooklyn
10 Presbytery, making the prisoner at the bal
70 laugh as wide in the face if he were alta cir
y Gus. Liar and ''scoundrel'' promise to be
:. come pulpit words, from their free uso by tn
N clergy.
a. Chief Moses addressed the President, at re
i'd cent reception, in the Indian tongue, and tn
1t kullummewuttapesittuk Sec
at retary Evarts retired in an agony of grief ant
u modification.
\ A Swiss paper publishes curious hunt
n. ing statistics, from which it appears that dur
A. ing the past year 779 chamois, bears, 5 eagles
ck vultures Is owls, 60 sparrowhawks, 324 mag
d, pies, and one other bird was killed in the Can
y ton of Grisons.
VI Punch and Judy and the old apple women
- the man with the battery, the peripatetic vende
- of toy balloons, the telescope and the robin
to have come with their usual unanimity and alb
a. ruptncss. Spring is here and that is clear
n Boston transcript.
;" A cobbler has an everlasting job. minis
us ter will always do to tie two. still house
s- that in which mutes reside. Shoemaker
TO whacks-rounding out sole leather. Jail bird
- always fly away when asked to Sing Sing
- Wheeling State Democrat.
m There is lad in Machiaspoyt, Me-, whs
though not more than years old, has alread
10. succeeded in having father, mother,
grandfather, two grandmothers, two gre,
grandfathers, three great-grandmothers an
one great-great- -grandmother-a alive.
en- Egyptian mummies regularly ground U
IT. into paint. They are used for this purpose b
mt cause the asphaltum, with which they in
le- pregnated, is of a quality superior to th
est which can elsewhere be procured. They pr
ey duce a peculiar brownish TINT highly priced
eir the best artists.