The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-11-06
VARIETIES.

Eve never was jealous.
| "A cheap secret-one sent.
Nothing is so good as it seems be-
forehand.
The ewes of other folks are the eyes
that ruin US.
There is change in everything but
an editors pocket--N. Y. People.
The miser is the great original
chest protector. r.-Yonkers Gazette.
The railroads are bringing in great
quantities of game-especially euchre.
People who give tone to society
rarely give anything else.-Waterloo
Observer.
speaking of nautical terms, was
Noah's wife his first Waterloo
Observer.
| Some men cannot rest in any posi-
ton so well as when leaning on a bar.
IN. Y. People.
| Sign for a bazar: If you don't want
what you see don't ask for it--Neto
Orleans Rcayune.
The new style of hats for young
men have q Boston look. They resem-
BILE inverted bean pots.
One way to let people know that
you are not going to the poorhouse is
to wear rings outside of gloves.-N p.
People.
The lightning-rod man must be al
lowed a good profit, for when he sells
out his business he can never get much
for the good will.
Hoops are coming into fashion
again. Hoops are things to put around
women to keep them from bursting
with vanity.-Marathon Independent.
The lancewood cane carried by
Daniel Webster during all the last years
of his life, has Just been presented to
Governor Van Zandt, of Rhode Island
I've are living at present in the
very arms of tyranny" exclaims a
western scribe. +" "Aha, just been mar
ried, have Waterloo Observer.
Honor men by their deeds, not by
their cash. In this way the man who
keeps his sidewalk in good repair win
rank above the President.-Free Press.
"A critic, in noticing discourse on
the 1.-THE Sayings and Doings of Great
Men," remarks: cit is sad to observe
how much they said and how little they
did"
Down in Maryland there is black
man who is turning white. Rockland
can match it. The other evening we
saw a white girl turn red.-Rockland
Courier.
An Illinois woman has named her
baby Pinafore." Probably because
she never -. Whatp Well, COM
paratively seldom.-St. Adams Aduer-
user.
The Boston Courier discovers that
when two young men meet they address
| aooA Nfbar mon - onA a
when two old fellows meet they say
"my boy"
You have seen those chaps whose
Such men often have no sense in their
head and very few cents in their pock-
Whitehall Times.
The Cincinnati Commercial wants
to see railroad travel superseded by
canal transportation, because "canal
boats never run off the track, and we'll
trained mules rarely explode"
When q man has toothache he
thinks the pain of four boils would be
mere trifie. When he has one boil he
thinks he could easily stand the aching
of a whole jaw full of teeth.-Free
Press.
-Father-"But, Charley, again l
see no Improvement in your marks"
Charley" Yes, papa, it is high time
that you had serious talk with the
teacher, or else he'll keep on that way
foreverr'
An exchange has an article on
"How to run a newspaper" This
should be read only by editors, as every
other person in the world knows Just
how a newspaper ought to be run
OIL City Derrick.
"A delicious fruit, which tastes like
custard pie, is being transported from
Peru into southern California. 1t is
called the chirimoys, and the Peruvians
have q proverb that happiness and
chirimoys once enjoyed can never be
forgotten.
-" Why do you make promises -
exclaimed an irate creditor, eff you
don't expect to keep thema' 90,
cheek!" shouted the indignant debtor,
"why do you make goods when you
don't want to keep themp"-HaUk-
Eye.
Professor Klinkerfries, of the OBJ
servatory of Gottingen, is said to have
invented a telegraphic device by which
eight different messages may be sent
by one wire at the same time, and
printed separately and simultaneously
by means of an apparatus at the receiv-
ing end.
Professor Swing, of Chicago, re-
marks that it will be q great mistake
and q great misfortune if the return OF
good times shall bring back the old
fervor for prt perty and adventures
which made mortgages among the mos,
popular things Of the day. Mort.
cages" he adds, are a pestilence, and
debts are regular cholera. Wheeling
Register.
The parlor has been rugged up
nice with all the new improvements fol
the winter. When Harry comes in
Sunday night he will observe the new
lamp-the kind that turns way down.
occupies the center table, and the clocl
stands on the mantle Just over the
lounge, with the alarm set at ten o. clock
: So there need be no mistake about it
the mirror has been placed on the op
! posite of the room, and the time can bt
! seen from any part of the lounge. KATE
had little cry over this arrangement
d but her mother insisted it was tn,
a proper thing, and her father emphasized
5 it by saying he would bring in his stabl,
!, boots Sunday nights and have then
), handy to assure Harry that the meeting
Al must adjourn at the appointed hour