Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-12
BRIDGEPORT.


There Is very neat arrangement IN
WuDdticld's CIgar factory ior furnishing
ventilation To the workmen and still
keeping out loafers. A wire screen
separates the salesToOm from the work,
Iug room.
We notice Peter Zinn with an elegant
caEe-stand and a wagon load oi small
tables, going 10 kirkwOOd, Yesterday
This betOkruS something OF interest In
the party line. The finest affair ol this
kind this season is booked for tonight
lu the shape of reception at r. +,
Rhodes We understand over two hun
dred invitations are out and it is proba-
ble that most of them will be- used
\ REGIsTER reporter noticed Prof
Schotield on the street yesterday even
ing with a horn under his arm and pro-
rrrdcd To interview him.
RepOrter-W is the meaning OF
that horn? taking it and blowing u
hideOuS blastl
ProiesSor-Wc are going to have a
brass band here.
Rcp.-Wherc are their instruments
PrOi.-Thcy have they all ready.
Rep-llUw many members will there
be?
Eleven or thirteen pieces will
compose the band.
Rcp.-What degree ol proficiency
have the members acquired and what
are their names
Proi.-l cannot give you their names
vet and they have never touched horn.
Rep.-What, never?
Prui.-Weh, hardly ever.
Rcp.-Would there be place for an
cuterpriSing unemployed man on this
musical force
Proi.-Well, yes, there might.
Rep-What part should he take?
PrOi.-Well, if not experienced ne
might b flat, but were e sharp ne could
blow his own horn.
Rcp.-FareweN | will give you the
KEYNOTE in blow tomorrow morning.
PrOi.-By all means DO SO.
Rep.-SJHO rOc,-Well, il a green set
of hands are 10 tOOt brass horns and
make such sounds rs We Just drew from
that one, we shall cmigrate and take our
family.
Seriously, this musical departure is
a good move, and We hope soon 10 have
a band that will take the blue ribbon, aS
there is considerable musical talent
among our young men.
We noticed one of the recent gradu-
atvs of the high school in working har-
ness Yesterday, and upon our interro-
eating him. he stated that he was "a Ia
boring man now" That's right, boys.
Pull oil your coats and 20 To work ut
whatever offers, whether YOU have To or
not. and when the schools and colleges
open i'm the fall YOU will be the more
ready % resume brain work.
Levi White, who had q leg amputatcd
some months ago, suffers constantly
from the reappearance oi the disease m
the stump. 10 is now very much Swol-
lem. The physicians have now but
little hope Ot his permanent recovery.
Dr. Todd is attending him.
Yesterday, an old horse, belonging 10
Cass Allen, too weak from lack of food,
old ace or some other cause, 10 stand
straight. tumbIcd into ditch near his
stable and had 90 be- dug out. some
one suggested that IL would be easier To
cover him over than tO dig him
out. and full rs well for the horse.
Some one else suggested that II the ;.
PC. A. bad a branch here they would
cover nm the owner instead OF the horse.
We recently heard OF a wealthy man
cudcavOrjng 10 get a Door carter to maui
full loads some distance Tor HIM at five
cents per load. Bv hard work he might
yet his twenty loads a day.
We are not of that number who howl
around about the oppression oi the
paar laboring man and preach mclpl-
cnt. NJ not iu pledged communism, but
We fear that Peter will say 10 that soul
when he comes up TO the gold
eu gate you are so very
small that YOU would he
lost ia here at once and SO you must
stay outside.
Of course labor, like any other COM
modify. n worth what il will bring IN
the market. but for man 10 be eN-
perted tu squeeze a living Tor himself
anal family aRd take care ot ms horse
and cart too out of one dollar a day, Is
n little tuo much even Tor these times.
The men labOring on the railroad get
fhgf amount for their own work without
a horse.
We heard gentleman inquiring yes
terlav where he could buy several
bushels of good seed buckwheat. Now,
If anvOne has any 10 sell, Just let nm
advertise il in the REGISTER tomorrow
morning. and he can sell il without any
further trouble, as the gentleman
named reads that paper.
Political matters seem unusually quiet
over this way. Ii may be the calm be
lore the storm. but we 10 not see the
Storm coming. Nobody To "boom
very much. %, IN.
We return thanks to the It. Clairsvlile
correspondent for his information that
we need no longer walk TO that ancient
town. and 50 when We have To 20 out To
nav those heavy taxes which newspaper
men always have 10 pay we shall char-
ter the whole narrow gauge equipment l
% carry out the "gelt." II you ha'
only built that narrow gauge 10 Bridge
mort nov instead OF 10 quincy
vou would have benefited yourselves
and avoided making those ambitious
stations Quincy and NetiS, deady rivals.
When We get our +. Y. completed, you
will have to branch out and reach II Il
vou retain your ancient glory.
By the way, don't YOU -. ClalrsylIle
f,lLs instruct your ministers better than
IN travel ON Sunday. We noticed that
nc recently chose that day Tor a Jour
ney, as we know to certainty without
any absolute necessity.
Ii vou have pains in your left side