The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-03-21

HAPPY EFFEcr-A writer on hon,ebo,
adornments saws: zone can easily transform
long and undressing paror into a series O
small artistic rooms, full OF sentiment. Gathe
J there easy chairs, workssapds. writing tables
Jardinieres bits OF Buhl furniture, screens, etc.
Inc Norrlstown Herald suggests you nigh,
also bring up the wood horse and raw, and the
washing machine, and fill ID with two or three
rosewood pianos, and sirew a few coal stoves
over the floor, and hang the wash boiler and
several iron pots on the walls-and You will be
srprised at the effect.
The NATIONS BOARDING School .ro
some OF the scholars their virtues traits. etc. /:
Della Wsre-A petite damsel, generally talk
alive, but who last year was peachless.
Mary Land-Notional. Always with an ocean
before her.
Minnie SCta-The -four of the school.
Flora Day-Dlsplays great taste in her or
angements
Carrie Lina-To memory dear, yet ever for
cotton.
Louisa ANNA sorrowfu maiden. Her
lasses are found in tierce.
Mrs. Ippi-It ia her namesaks. not her.slr.
which has the big mouth.
Miss Ouri-Llkes company. Misery ALWAYS
likes company
Ida ho-A near relative OF Whoa, Emma"
Miss Chigsn-rhe sweet singer"
Allie Bama-A tomboy-sbe belonos IN ,bo
sonny climb.
lie was Bostonian OF several years stand
ng, chockful Of culture and soulsulness and
esthetic taste, and he got an engagement TO
'dit Toronto evening paper Shortly after
wards one OF the staff was asked how thew bked
heir new editor. Editor, he replied in tones
u scorn' he's (locality- which Bob -Ingersoll-
ays-don't-exist) OF an editor. Does nothing
'at look over copy to scratch out reliable and
uDsutute Trustworthy Culture Is AT \ dis
cunt IN that sectlon.-Boston Tr.vs,ar q
A large number OF papers throughout tho
ouh'ry nave column headed: Cream of the
Jews" Is it possible that all the rest Of the
FORMATION in these papers is mere skim-m,lk > a
Col. lngersoll is now blazing out with a new
'rrectve Lecture on Some Mistakes of job II
@ no doubt refers TO the mistakes of some q
DO Printer whose proof reader ought To have
zen hung with Major Andre. Il
queer character died last week at Milton u
: l. IL was Mrs. Mary Brown. butcher and az
'uo deaier, 9o years old. Her husband WAC r
tcher and after his death. 20 years ago sbo =,
n'ihued the business. When she WAS s5
dis oia she sod out. She was active in the
'nagenent OF her business until within dav -
Two OF her death. During her lifetime she
eVinced steadfast dislike for clergyman.
e"o hours before she died she srcluctantly
'senteo 10 see minister of the gospel.
married man IN New Hampshire has adop,-
an original method Of economy. One morn
"hen he knew his wife would gee him he
Seu the servant girl. The house expenses
re instantly reduced $500 per year. /
'ew York State has just discovered that a L
lnty treasurer has been stealing right along e
seven years. 1t has for a long time lbeen a .
s'ery now he could drop $40 bills into the
tribution box.
IS easy to pick holesIn other peoples work =
II Is far more profitable to do bet ter work
rself. Ia there fool in all the world who y!
not critlclse? Those who themselves can :
900 service are but one to thousand com I
a with those who can sse faults IN the
r OF others. 81
rs Sarah Elliott has invented folding reel
hanker, for winding zephyr woods and Rf
II threads in skeius which is said TO greatly
late the work Of fancy knitsers. MI,
ex-clergyman says: "There 10 some rea- p
Tor young girls going crazy over clergy Al
but there is none for the married women. 4
few OF these would ruin themselves and -
clegry, too, IL they had the chance. Fs-
lily is this case where the husband is care
aud leaves his wife at home. III he will ins,S
onsent to be the homo idol. tbe yo;,;s.o. deca
lied IN ,b,. ,o,,,,. cipe
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