The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-01-23
STANDARD PARAGRAPHS.

Desert sands-those found in the sugar.
DAYTON has a distiIler named Schwill.
steamboatmen, as a class, favor SOUND cur
rent-cy.
..speech is silvern'-in the Cincinnati Com
mercial.
Song of Sam. Tilden "Here's sigh for thos
who love me-"
When a Cincinnati girl is asked to marry sh
exclaims: "Lard yes!'
1t seems that Pinkerton detective is a Disse
man than old Molly Mcguire.
IT difficult to tell which the Potter Commit
the would rather be rid of-Butler or Illoen.
Congressman Tom. Ewing would be as great {
man as DR.. Keneay, if he only had as mucf
sense.
President Hayes is learning to play billiards
The Chinese Minister has presented hlm WIN
queue.
western merchant died the other day OF
melancholy. He didn't advertise, and mao
nothing to do.
"PoIiteness costs nothing" and that's the
reason why so many stylish people will nave
nothing to do with it.
With Mr.. Tilden and Mr.. St. Martin on the
sleigh ride.
When the fastidious man takes sudden no
ton to sit down, this weather, he has no olln
Guilty in finding an ice seat.
The aPotter Committee has accomplished
something after all. 1t has shown just now Dig
Liar man can be, when he tries.
Now keep the Gubernatorial ball rolling
Three and a tiger for Foster. Hip hip, hur-
confound it, where's all your enthusiasm
Fernando Wood gave a dinner TO ex-Gover-
nor Hendricks on Friday" This was the hrst
intimation the Govern nor's friends had that he
was needy.
All men who sit attentively in church are
not saints. But all those who loiter about the
outside of the doors and windows may be safely
classed sinners.
The German Socialists claim that Prince Bis
march is fast playing out; but the old man
continues to bounce them, just as though he
wasn't a bit played out
We consider it real downright unfairness
that no one has heretofore mentioned Hon.
Stanley Matthews possible dark horse, in
the Presidential race.
An Ohio man is to build a Narrow Gauge
Railroad from Jerusalem to Jaffa. Ohio men
should apply early for positions on the new
road.
Talmage would never do for politician. He
got mad the other day because some persons
accused him of deserting his wife while she
was drowning.
A scheme for a new Department of Govern
ment is reported. 1t is to be called "the De-
partment of Sunrise Sunset Cox will be op-
posed to it.
1t was with feelings of surprise, rSt unmin-
gled with sorrow, that we learned of the down.
fall of Senator DUNCAN last week. 1t occurred
on the State House steps.
A couple of New Jersey women got into
fight while riding in carriage, at a funeral
Another reminder that we should all contrib
ute literally towards sending off missionaries
to educate the poor heatheh.
The Democrats of the Missouri Legislature
have chosen Gen. Shields to fill a six weeks
term in the U. s. Senate. Now let the air ring
with praises of the Democracy, as being the
especial friend and champion of the soldier.
John Sherman g financial speeches have been
printed in book form, making book of $40
pages. Now if Gen. Cary would compile his
financial utterances one could get the whole
system of finance in very compact and con-
venient form.
The great measure of human happiness de-
pends on taking philosophlc view of things.
We have seen man gliding along over the
mud, in a store box mounted on runners, after
the snow had melted, and he was looking just
contented and happy as though he were
really sleigh-riding oyer twelve-ineh snow.