The Osceola times., 1879-04-05
PEOPLE AND THINGS.

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day performances.
HYPooRITEs sink into lower abyss
han any other sinner.
soAhLET fever is almost an epidemic
in New York city.
GAN the man who shreds cabbage be
arrested for cold-slawterY
JERUSALEM is adding 1900 to its Jew
sh population every year.
Az attempt is TO be made 10 teach the
Colorado indians agriculture.
MORE men worry and fret themselves
crazy over taxes than over love.
LEE LIss, Boston Chinaman, is soon
to marry young white woman in that
city.
VISITORS disturbed Mr.. Edison, and
he has taken to working at night and
sleeping by day.
The Japanese army, on peace foot
ing, consists Of 81 $50, and in time Of
war is increased to 1880 men.
A TEAsPooSFuL Of mustard TO gallon
Of cold water will destroy vermin in the
earth of fower-pots, without injury to
plants.
Two NEW cables are proposed by the
new French company, one 10 extend
from Brest 10 Cape Cod, and the other
from Lands End to Nova Scotia.
THE Brazilian Government has grant
ell privilege 10 gentleman for the
manufacture Of paper from the wild
hg tree.
LoNDoS fogs are notorious, but Paris,
the city OF perennial brightness, is oc-
casionally as murky. People could noi
see to read there on the day before Christ
nas.
A LARGE hawk recently shot at Roy
mond, n. h., had steel trap and three
feet OF chain attached to its leg, which
1t had carried from Gambia, six miles
away.
Tue Montana Legislature is com.
posed as follows: Council-Democrats,
s; Republicans, 5. House of Repre-
sentatiyes-Democrats. 10; Repubi-
caus, Z.
TBR FROST KIs0.
Es Nvlt abroad last night
on . tercs and Wild forAy.
And treasures bright IN his trosty eight,
Prom The hillsitts 0ore away.
isTth mourt y day In gioon-
For . crushing hand Sas laid
On Leaf snl bloom aud rare perfume
IL woodland, glen aud glade.
Ne tore The garland. down
That TIE slowing suruDn twined,
And his faded crown OF russet bro~s
In her golden temple shrined.
brost King, cur hearts stll yesp
For ths vanished summer hour,
And sadly turn from hy blAckensi arr
OF bAghtsd buds aud flowers.
Journal sf EascIsioB.
In 1923, New York. with population
Of 10000, had thirty newspapers. II
was estimated At that time that the
United States had one paper in every
1880 OF population; England, one in
4s,500; France, one in $500; Prussia,
one III 1900; Austria, one in 100000;
Russia, one in 672,000; Sweden aud
Norway, one in 47,000; Portugal, one in
2O7 900; Spain, one in s6S,00O.
RHYMES WITHOUT REASON.
An Empress said 10 an Amer
wished 10 be friends with you, dear
But your love you'Fs withheld,
Hence shan be compelled
To g.rs yog licking severe"
A tOmcst vi III song 10 besuiie him,
On the fence OF deaf mute asylum
Al night raised fell riot;
But the inmates sept quiet,
And he uOurned sore cause he could not r1ls ea.
To q hotel walked big shark,
And said 70 the adsbls clerk
sind four gross Of toothpieks
To my room-sS;'
And the CLERK turned 3 nAnisc stsTf.
TEE Sweet Singer of Michigan will
have TO look 10 her laurels, rs Mrs.
Owens. who il at present in the Roohes-
ter (S. y jail, is reaching for them in
;he following fashion:
These Winter dave the snow
Is blowing. See The slsys ana
hear the bells, hear Tie
Peoples laugh resouniihg
while su Looked NlLhln
ue-e doores.
Ills for th. man once aa
love aud that mare can
love again. caused me 70
day lonely sirl 10 he
confined u Monroe jail.
" you ore very precise man, and
wish TO he certain OF what you get,
never marry girl named Ann, for we
have the authority Of Lindley Murray
and many Others for the assertion that
IAN is al indefinite article