The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-03-27
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6nnt st9E ; isct ofosuts
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hs.isfmsst - sbsy a. erjuias
Mu psnltriaH ,bihts the biH e
rel e Chitess isdigsAtson i very
oppuaatr Mu 7 10 correct
TIE weAllsr yesterday nigh, be
ai3s termed miscellaneous Is snow.
tAl.ng nslic iboagb. weather q Bo.
We peugnslly know q three %
,e,ed ase dollar biils ubieh have beer
celebrating iesl ior quite long While.
.sy. ny iule son. where does
The rgbt.bAnd road e. to- Don't
laow, ~. tais't been nowbess since
W. lived bsfs
wbea ~e see mao continually
ped5libg bis religion abou, the streets
we 81, forced 10 believe thu, Bis heart
i too ~ ,llow 70 hoid u.
The peustte goat a. be Digs ~
itora undcr ,he ssow bis first old stock
tx lunch u Spring wonders wao knit
HE broWse lor bin
Sou ought 70 hus5and yoar coal
mare. sid charity woman ! always
does makes hin Eft aches aud pick
ihe cisdets va. tie reply
Ihe class 70 grammar will please
to stand up add answer this question
How 70 you parse the word dollar +,
Please, cir. II its a trade dollar, you
parse Il ior ninety cents.
The class 10 geography was on
exhibition. when The question came,
Who discovered the Sandwich Islands,
Every hand was instantly raised, FOL.
loved by chotus OF Joseph Cook
A young gentleman was yesterday
accusing another Of having big
mouth Yes. said the other but the
Lord had - make yours small so as to
give you plenty u cheek
The sweet Singer Of Michigan is
going 70 attempt the feat of writing
2700 Spring poems in POO quarter
hour. The governor will either call
out The militia or order week Of fast
ing aud prayer.
There is man IN Virginia who
says be has not slept Tor fifteen years,
aud that he lies aud thinks at night
We cannot vouch Tor his thinking, but
he evidently keeps on lying all day
too
The marble hearted girls don't
take kiadly to polised pated widow
ef. but Just let chap with straw col
ored Butnrldes and his hair parted
SISSY crook his arm, and they jump for
Il like . hangry turkey for grasshCp-
per
Practical Yankee Well yes, cir
give Ia 10 you Shakespeare was
genius But be didn't kinder seem 10
pat !, 10 a practical use. Never bene-
G,ed civilization with washing ma.
chiue, nor a patent turnip-peeltr, nor
az, thiug Of that sort. Still. he was
smart man,
"A Connection man insists that be
saw a snake forty feet long aud as big
1ound IS barrel OF whiskey pretty
good sized insect that. We have no
doubt that be saw il, bot he unques.
tiunahly saw the barrel Of whiskey be-
fore The snake. Ii seems more reason
abie. somehow
la a tavern, 10 small town, sat
farmer who was plagued aud bantered
by dozen guests who we're present.
Well. SAID the farmer At last, I've got
the best o. all u you. How so asked
ai. IN nae you've only got Que fool.
willie IN you Ivc got above dozen
IL young ladies' attending church
would give attention 10 the number oil
the hymn the pastor gives out. aud
not 80 much attention to The number Of
hims that afr ~ the church. they
would not be 80 apt 10 sing one hymn
while the congregation are singing
another
Continual dropping will wear away
stone II il different with brick
4 chap who started Tor home last night
with brick Ia his bat. dropped ma.
VIGOROUSLY on The way, but when be
reached his residence the brick vas
s,iIl there. tfiae larger than when be
started, i anything.
Fat cock with conscious bushes,
10 the lads wh0 wants 10 engage her
A. 10 their bein' no followers ALLOW.
ed mnm yoa might recollect, As
souNe been siagle yourself and girl
- IL rayther showy 10 digger cant well
teip en- comm about.
II ~ given Uut that gehtlemeu's
trousers THE spring will be fall aud
balglug at the knee This fashion il
very common already 1. is the easiest
lhiug 10 the world 10 get the bulge on
. nalr AZ irnnrrrn u the knra 10 mat.