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COOPER UNION Free SATURDAY Night Lee
Y the people. lp the Great Han a ~ -atuT
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BroohInn Hcal Gsiats for Sale.

Cd (nn DOWN buys SUPERIOR HOUSE.
~ ~.'FtO Liberal commission. Address l. Iva
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CENTKAL RAILRNAD on .IERSEY

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ROOIW, THEATRE. POPULAR PRICE>

MONDAY EVENING. JANUARY =.
MA 40 II r. J. II. hAN Ekll.
MR. MCKEE RANKIN. MISS KITTY BLANCHARD.
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-EW-YORKand LONG BRANCHDVISION.

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Sc. q; s. a.. II - q. I. BAL. D..
Stages connect At Natawan station 10 from kEYroRT
EEEEHOLD and NEW-YORK RAILWAY
connections. Lave foot OF Liberty tor Freehold At
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Supported by LOUIS ALDRICH. @. T PARSLOE and
NOuo' ally strong Phenomenal cast BOX Office op"u
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Gouscs an0 farms t0dnte0.

IOWA LANDS WANTED.-I want 10000
l acres of Iowa land tor ci-i. N,-i t- bAt''AI>-
durcs. J., Boz -3". NcF \ 1ia Post 1i.i-r.
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Family Circle so cents; Balcony. a orchestra. 81 -.
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FIFTH AVENUE THEATRE.

With elegant and appropriate scenery,
Elaborate n,
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KELLOGG. CARY. GRAFT.
PANT hLENNI Comfy. GOIT-tHAil
Pupulas prices. he secured az box Oac
Poi- i-c Store - Union square III Broad" az and
the pIiutipal hotels.
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NORTHERN RAILROAD OF NEW -JEk>Li.
TI,- rIvr IN rnri.Ar"i Ci"~t'i. Peruoui ana \. '
= - slJ a. M. l. q. a 40 80 o:iu -,' J.. ~ - u'
.f ,fr..lri stf4 lu.g at 1880 p. he ~4unt'- f. h
1G i M me 30 p. trans Will not run at
uId4y nuI UuiaV ut-hi- c.-, o.. .,-. OIL,
-' ING ABEOTT DruI I".~r Agt New DIS.
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AT HEMPSTEAD-For sale or cXchang,
~ Two D0clings Fc'duin. cider Nan and Press. one
hors, ENGINE and boiler with lot and building, all III g"'
order, OF Sul take partner ~ thc ~ nae.
Address 4. X. H..
E,xN Va
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Bm1. julius to Moses 5000
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1879-03-07
Local and News Brevities.

NORTH winds begin to prevail.
FLOWER gardening has commenced
in real earnest.
The Methodist Sunday School is
rapidly increasing in numbers.
S. W. PERuvAI probably sees
something in the distance; he is get
ting his portable pile-driver into po-
sition.
DURING the next two or three
weeks, San Francisco will be hon
ored with a large delegation OF
Olympia's business men.
AN experienced orchardist advises
fruit-raisers to prune their trees be-
! fore the blossoms appear. If this
point be we'll taken, there is no time
to lose.
IT is thought that the effect of the
late Milwaukee murder will be to
seal the doom of Brown and johnson
beyond the power Of sympathizing
petitions.
CHILDREN, small enough to be
called babies, have been seized,
since the pleasant weather, with a
mania for outdoor play. Dress
them warm, and let them run.
IT is fattering testimonial to our
city, to hear sojourners say that our
people are faithful and devoted
church-goers. This is what comes
from our being good Sunday-school
children when we were little.
JOSEPH BRuDER, who has been for
some days under examination, at Ore
gou City, on suspicion of being the
murderer of Mrs. Hager, has been
discharged from custody, there being
not sufficient evidence against him.
AN accomplished" young lady OF
our acquaintance, fresh from the
natural history class, says, ga quad
ruped is an animal that has such feet
as ducks, geese, etc., and a mammal
is an oyster" o shades of Agazzis!
ACCORDING to common consent,
l. the best evidence in the world, there
never has been q larger attendance
at the Blue Bibbon League than yes
terday afternoon. That institution
IS prospering, and doing glorious
work.
THERE is no great loss without
some small gain," is a sound prin-
ciple, and our long-continued incle-
ment weather is fast lessening the
chances for unpleasant interruptions
in the balmy days that are soon to
dawn upon us.
IT will be seen by posters pub,
lished at the instance of the Sheriff,
that no tidines have, as yet, been
received from the escaped prisoners,
Henderson and Scranton, who rath'
er suddenly left their boarding-houst
Jew days ago.
ENGLAND has at last produced Q
man like unto himself and nobody
else. This il none other than Lord
Cover, . man who has recently
made . tour of the United States
and pronounced our citizens we'll
bred people. We recommend to-
Lord Cover, q niche in Westmin
ster Abbey, at the close Of his earth
ly career.
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aa'ashiuotnn Stanaara
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Advertising Rates .

One square, one insertion. ............s20 90
Each additional insertion. n............. 100
business cards, per quarter. ...........5 W
:" annum. 10 w
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
A PREACHERS sUBTERFUGE.

The Rev. Daniel Isaac once alighted
at an inn to stay the night. On ask
ing for a bed he was told that he could
not get one, as there was to be a ball
that evening all the beds were eD-
gagged. "a H.. a,,
At what time does the ball break
up?" inquired Mr.. Isaac.
"About three in the morning. sir"
"Well, then, can have bed until
that time r r.. t,,,g ill.,,
"Yes, certainly; but if the bed is
asked for, you will have to novel, /,
every WE'LL" replied Mr.. Isaac, and
away he went to get between the
sheets.
About three in the morning he was
awakened by loud knocking at the
chamber door. III '' q,
"What do you want?" lie asked.
GLOW many Of you are in there =
inquired a voice.
"There's me, and Daniel, and Mr.
Isaac, and an old Methodist preacher
was the reply.
"Then, by Jupiter, there's plenty
of you" and the speaker passed on,
leaving Mr.. Isaac to enjoy his bed.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

Once upon a time, in a Western
town, there were two newspapers, a
morning and an afternoon paper,
which were constantly striving to OBJ
tain beats upon each other. One
night, just after his paper had gone
to press, the editor of the morning
paper was going home, when sud-
denly he deserted, a few feet off, a
man hanging to lamp post. He,
stopped and gazed at the ghastly OBJ
ject in despair. mo.-5i aiy ua
"There," he soliloquized, lis the
best item that has happened in this
town for many day. It's two late
for my paper; but if it stays there
that id afternoon paper will get it,"
"a brilliant idea struck him. He.
cut the body down and lugged it into
his own house and locked it up. That
afternoon the evening paper Of course
was without an item, and the next
morning its rival had all the glory Of
a sensational 'beat.' Unfortunately }!
however, the legal authorities took it.
into their head to inquire how and
why the dead man was taken into the
editors house, and for a while per-
sisted in believing that he was the
cause Of the mans death! The edi-
tor narrowly escaped hanginghimself,
and since then he has refrained from
appropriating dead men for his own
journalistic purposes"
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

A wife wanted her husband to
sympathize with her in a feminine
quarrel, but he refused, saying: '1've
lived long enough to know that one
woman is as goodas another, if notb bet
ter" "And l." retorted his wife,
''have lived long enough to know that
one man Is as bad as another, if not
worse" ."-New York Times, ~. e
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
a RAv1sHER AT LARGE.

There is considerable excitement
in the parish about a rape that is al
legged to have been committed on the
line Of Lincoln and Union parishes.
We have not been able to obtain par
ticulars Of the crime, which is said to
have been committed more than two
weeks ago. The negro who is charged
with the foul deed has been in this
parish for some time, and has
been occasionally heard Of through
the colored people who are anxious to
arrest him. So far, all attempts to
capture him have been unsuccessful.
Several parties have been out on the
search, yet he managed to elude ar
rest. The negro has previously lived
in this parish, and has been connec-
ted with some other attempted out
RACES. His name is Reason Sheppard,
and he is well known to many persons
in this parish Homer Guardian.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

/. u ..
To cure a horse of bride breaking,
get a piece Of bed cord four times the
length Of the horse, and at the double
end make a loop, through which to
pass the animals tail; then cross the
cord over his back, and pass both
ends of the cord to the through-ling
through which the halter-straps play,
the end Of the halter being attached
to a billet of wood; should the horse
attempt. to pull back, the strain will
be on the root of his tail before the
halter-st'ap will become tigbtened,
and he will at once step forward to
avoid it. After so fixing him few
times in the stable, he will abandon
any such propensity.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

Not far from salzburg, Austria, is
a great mountain which consists of
nothing but beautiful marble. The
stone-masons cut out blocks and COL
umns of 1t, take them to the great
city, and build palaces Of them, while
the chips are used to make playing
marbles for the young folks,
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

While man was dasling with all
his might and main down the street to
catch a train one day, gamin rushed
after him and shouted: "Hey, mister,
have you got pin'" 1 have re-
sponded the man, coming to a sudden
halt and feeling the lapel Of his coat.
"Well, then," yelled the boy, as Ae
jumped out Of the way, "you had bet
ter fasten your ears together behind
your head so you won't smash any
swingin' signs with EN-" The pc
destrian passed on unheedful Of the
advice given him. .t' 5t"2.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

A Philadelphia newspaper man,
who saved little money during the
flush times, lately did his first travel
ing. On his return home the first
thing he wrote was some "advice to
travellers" His advice was as fol-
lows; 'For travelling, carry crow
bar to open car windows; a Spencer
or Henry-Martin rifle for protection
against hackmen and hotel clerks; a
good supply Of equable temper, and
a large valise to contain greenbacks,"
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
Sqlett Wlistqllarlp.
"KLSS ME FOR MY LIZZIE"

TCol. Christie, of North Carolina, wa
wounded at the battle Of Gettysburg
and died before his wife could reac
him. His last words were, "Kiss III
for my Lizzie" 'f .... i'A' iera
I am dying, is she coming' . 81.
Throw the windows open wide,
Is she comingi oh! l love her a s
More than all the world beside,
In her young and tender beauty,
Must, oh! must she feel this loss!
Saviour, hear my poor petition, ~ .
Teach NE how to bear the cross.
All the evening dews are falling;
l am cold, the light is gone. ,,.
Is she comingi softly, softly,
Comes deaths silent footsteps on;
I am going, come and kiss me:
Kiss me for my darling wife;
Take for her my parting blessing,
Take the last warm kiss of life.
= 10 -.
Surely ere the daylight dieth,
Twill fold her to my breast; ..
With her head upon my bosom,
Calmly l could sink to rest. =
1t is hard to die without her,
Look! l think she's coming now;
can almost feel her kisses
On my faded cheek and brow.
/ can almost hear her Whisper
Feel her breath upon my cheek; ''
Hark! hear the front door open:
Is she coming-did she speaki
No; well, draw the curtain softly;
l will see her face no more ,-
Till ! see it smiling OH mo t 5
On that bright and better shore.
Tell her she must come and meet me
In that Eden land of light;
Tell her I'll be waiting for her,
Where there is no death--no night.
Tell her that l called her darling
Blessed her with my dying breath:
Come and kiss me for my Lizzie,
Tell her love outliveth death. :
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
THE HAZAi DANCE.
A NEW ZEALAND FEsTIvITY IN HONOR
OF THE GOVERNOR.

N!tt5 A5 8S 5t''lnftfiii II Z.
There were about one hundred
dancers ranged in five rows, the front
consisting Of about twenty young wo-
men gorgeously apparalled in tight
fitting red or white calico bodices and
fiaming-colored rugs worn like kits.
When the Governor entered they
greeted hilmwith the most awful noise,
shouting, yelling, laughing and in
some diabolical way initiating the
noise Of the: beating of tin cans, the
barking Of dogs, and rapid hand
clapping. From one or two Of the
specimens that were translated to us,
it was as well, perhaps, that the
shouts of welcome were expressed in
the Maori language. The young wo-
men certainly seemed to enjoy, and
to make the most of the opportunity
for sayingnaughty things. The dance
lasted about an hour; it was curious,
and as a novelty amusing, but rather
mon0tonous. There was but little
movement of their feet; it consisted
chiefly Of swaying their bodies and
arms about, going down on their
knees, initiating rowing and gathering
crops, slapping their own legs and
then their neighbors'. The men then
took the places of the women, and
went through very similar perform
ances. The whole dance was accom-
panied by a noise that would have
put utPandemonium to shame ;itsound-
ed like a mixture Of beating of trays,
dog fighting, gigantic snoring, and a
very full deep bass rumbling in the
throat. At times there seemed to be
a kind of rythmic song, interspersed
with yells and short, sharp cries Of
''hue, hue" }" cha, ha," "Pakeka." The
young women winked and grinned
and twisted about beyond what was
strictly correct; but they seemed to
enjoy the really hard work of the
dance most thoroughly. There was
always chief running up and down,
dancing and declaiming in the fore
ground, bidding defiance to all the
world apparently, but in reality,
believe, merely suggesting that he
would like to drink his excellency's
health. For the most comical feature
of the dance was a naked little imp
who stood in front of the first row,
exactly opposite the Governor and
initiated playing the fiddle with his
little thin arms, and the while thrust
ing out his tongue, rolling his eyes
nearly out Of his head, and making
the most fearful faces and contortions.
A little girl who tried to do the same
had not nearly the same real genius
for making herself hideous and gro
tesque. At last a liberal supply OF
beer was promised them; the dance
came to an end, and the Governor
departed amid an uproar if possible
more awful than before. The natives
were very well grown, friendly and
CHEEKY, with q perfectly childish de-
light in making noise. Their noses
are too wide and their mouths too big
for them to be good-looking; but
with large bright eyes and white
teeth, many of them are verypleasant-
looking. s t.. .aa ..,q
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
A BRAVE GIRL.

In the winter of 1912, gentleman
and his daughter, young lady, while
travelling through Canada, arrived
about nightfall at an old-fashioned
tavern. The gentleman concluded to
stop there instead of going to the vii
lage of s., which was ten miles
distant, and which they had thought
to reach. The daughter-Carrie-
expressed her willingness, as the tav-
ern presented a comfortable appear
ance, and they alighted, when it was
plainly to be seen that the gentleman
was quite lame, so much so that he
was obliged to use cane.
The landlord came out, and calling
a boy to take the horse and sleigh to
the barn, he ushered Mr.. Spencer and
his daughter into a pleasant sitting
room, where bright fire was burning
on the hearth, which proved very
acceptable to our travellers, who had
been in the sleigh since morning.
"Your room will be ready by sup
per-time, Sir" said the landlord, as
he left the room and went into the
bar-rOOm. ......,..
Supper was shortly announced, and
after refreshing themselves, Mr.. Spen-
Ger and Carrie returned to the cozy
sitting-room, where they talked and
chatted until half-past eight. They
were then shown to their room, which
was on the second story, in a wing
somewhat distant from the main por-
ton. .......s ......,...,.... .
The room was very long, with a
high ceiling. On one side was a win
dow, and on the other door. Just
above the door was a bust of King
George III. The room was plainly
furnished, containing two beds, a
washstand and few chairs.
Carrie took in the whole room at q
glance, and it must be confessed, had
there not been cheerful fire burning,
she would have felt nervous about
sleeping there. As it was the warm
glow lit up the room into compara-
tive cheerfulness. ''. '.'.' ...'
While she and her father sat by the
fire, her eyes wandered to the bust
above the door, when she noticed that
the eye-balls had evidently been
knocked out, leaving two empty
spaces.
"Well, Carrie" said Mr.. Spencer,
presently, 81 think you had better
lock the door. am going to count
my money" & u.l.
After Carrie had done so, he drew
out money-belt, heavy with bills,
and proceeded to count them. While
doing so, Carries eyes involuntarily
wandered again to the bust, when, to
her horror and astonishment, in place
Of the empty spaces were two glitter
ing eyes, greedily watching every
movement Of her father. r. as. s.a
The young girl could scarcely re-
press scream; but controlling her
self, she looked toward the fire, while
her father went on counting a large
roll of bills.
81 must have been Mistaken g
thought the fair girl. "What could
make me have such a strange fancy,
though ?" she continued, glancing
again at the bust.
The eyes were still there-twO
burning, savage eyes, that frightened
as Mr.. Spencer went on counting.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

A man who was taking aim at a
hawk that was perched on a tree near
his chicken coop, when his little
daughter exclaimed: "Don't take aim,
pa; let it go off by accident!" "Why
SO ?" asked her father. ''Cause every
gun that goes off by accident always
hits somebodyw d" 9...o. s....
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02
! 4sA,LUT1so fHE BRIDE

There was q marriage at the upper
end ofthe Detroit, Lansing and North.
ern Railroad the other day: A great
big chap, almost able to throw cor.
load Of lumber of the track, fell in
love with q widow who was cooking
for the hands in a saw-mill, and after
a weeks acquaintance they were mar
ried. The boys around the, mill lent
William three calico shirts, . dress
coat and q pair Of white pants, and
clipped in purse Of about twenty
dollars, and the couple started for
Detroit on a bridal tour within an
hour after being married. Y al'aa.
"This ere lady," explained Will Z
liam as the conductor came along for
tickets, "are my bride. just spliced
fifty-six minits ago. Cost two dol
lars, but dnrn the cost! She's 9 lily;
Of the valley, Mary is, and DIN, I'm the !.
right bower in a new pack sd, of keerds. e r,
Conductor, salute the bride = ga,s
The conductor hesitated. The wid-
ow had freckles and wrinkles and q
turn-up nose, and kissing the bride
was no qualification. soy
conductor, salute the bride orlook
out for tornadoes!" continued Will
liam, as he rose up and shed his coat.
The conductor sa-luted. Itwas the
best thing he could do just then.
"Inever did try to put on style be-
FORE" muttered William, "but I'm
bound to see this thing through i'll
have to fight all Michigan. These
ERE passengers has got to come Y to
the chalk, they has" sn. s4 ns
The car was full. William walked
down the aisle, waved his hand to
command attention, and said:
"rve just been married, and over
there sots the bride. Anybody who
wants to salute the bride kin do 80
now. Anybody who don't want to,
will hev cause to believe that tree
fell on him!' a -,.,s.,..3 uf ~
One by one the men walked up and
kissed the widow, until one was left.
! He was asleep. William reached over
and lifted him into sitting position at
| one movement and commanded:
car you goin' to dust over thar an
kiss the bride p Is g9tG '.a',f @5'
'"Blast your bride, and you, too"
growled the passenger. h' ''.''"f'.
William drew him over the back of
the seat, laid him down in the aisle,
tied his legs in knot and was making
a bundle of him just Of Q size TO 60
through the window, when the man
caved and went over and sa-luted.
"Now, then," said William, as he
put on his coat, "this bride tower will
I've resumed as usual, and if Mary and
me squeeze hands or git to laying
heads on each others shoulders, l shall
demand to know who LATED about it,
and I'll mako him e-magine that Pm
a hull boom full Of the bigfest kind
of sawlogs, an more comin' down on
the rise. Now, Mary, hitch along an
let me git my arm around YEP
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

were well guarded through the night,
and the next day were lodged in Jail,
where in due time they were SEN
fenced and suffered the extreme pen
atty of the law.
Louisiana capitolian., 1879-08-02

A Poet one night 1.,
Found himself in a plight;
Locked from his hOuse-it was hard
But his wife from above,
Cried out, ooh, my love!
It's your fault-because you're bard.