The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-05-08

best.
When the African shakes the dust {
Louisiana from his brogans, heals calle
an exoduster.
An Accident Insurance Agent nigh
do thriving business at the entrance t
Kentucky State Convention.
The Democratic camp has had to eS
tend it's picketline to make room TO
David Davis.
The President of the United State
has been afflicted with q sort of spasmodi
attack of back bone.
The South is not quite SO solid since
the foundation has been slipping away te
Kansas and other States.
A 'scun race" is advertised to take
place in England So it seems the rage
for racing has reached even the dead
The trouble with the South is that the
mouths of her rivers are too small, and
the mouths of her politicians are too big
dent Hayes may be considered success.
Ask the Rebel Brigadiers if it isn't so.
The Democratic majority in Congress
forced an extra session, in order to 60 on
a hunt for wool They have returned
shorn.
Prior to Senator David Davis going
over to the Democrats, he was the leader
of the Independent Party. He was also
the Party.
The Southern rebels are accounted
brave men, yet they tearfully admit that
one soldier to the county can frighten
them away from the polls.
South Carolina colored man mar
ried white girl in Boston, last week.
Again are Massachusetts and South Car
olina arm-n arm
The rage among Eastern young ladies
now is for marrying their fathers coach
men. What is more natural than for the
coachman to be the groom
The rebel Brigadiers are trying to find
means to make President Hayes as
odious as they are. But public opinion
has chalked the backs of the Brigadiers.
The rebel Brigadiers loaded that Gov
ernment mule little too heavily. Presi-
dent Hayes just cut the "breeching" and
allowed him to kick out.
An English naturalist alleges that the
best dish upon his table is rat pie. And
people generally will be willing that he
shall have all the rat pie that he wants.
An Ohio editor, speaking of the NEGRO
exodus advises Kansas chickens to
"roost high" The editors friends should
call around and bid him good by. He's
off for Kansas.
The negroes will be driven to the
wall !" shouts a Southern paper. So they
were, SO they were, but they jumped over
the wall, and lit out
Gen Ewing is of the opinion that this
is white mans Government, while
Senator Thurman thinks "the property
and intelligence should rule" Sound
Democratic doctrine
A Washington, D. c., Democratic paper
calls upon the Democratic party to "close
its mouth, and reflect" When the
Democratic party closes its mouth,
there's an end of the Democratic party.
A very popular practice now is that of
getting up at halfpast four in the morn
ing, and hoeing in the garden until six
It's popular with the men, but the wo-
men must do the hoeing
In Washington, the other night,
theatrical troupe advertised IA Roaring
Farce" and large crowd gathered, +,
VOORHEES,.
"Ah /" sighed the weather prophet
moon changes in the morning-no rain
in this moon r The next day he appear
ed on the street with borrowed um-
brella.
Congressman Jo Blackburn says ave
will stay here until perdition freezes over,
and fight the Radicals on the ice!" Thus
would this eccentric man go up on the
roof of the Democratic structure and
fight his enemies.
The waterproof cloak and shawl worn
by jeff. Davis at the time of his capture
are still held by the War Department
Here is a fine groundwork for a claim
against the Government. Mr.. Davis
should avail himself of it.
All, how green we all are after all
Now we were just thinking, with this
nice, dry, blowing weather, the farmers
wsre peculiarly blessed, but we are as
sured that the fly is just running the
wheat.
"The exodus is Radical census
scheme" shouts rebel paper So! We
were almost led to believe that the col
ored men had about all turned to be
good Democrats. Then where does the
Radical part Of the "exodus" come in?
Two sons of Tom Murphy, of New
York amuse themselves by shooting
apples from each others heads, with
rifles. This is exciting sport, anC
we'd like to see it introduced anon,
Congressmen.
Democratic Congressman have Com
rnittee of Safety" This is not nev
idea The anti-war Democrats of OH,
constituted a committee of safety durin!
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