The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-03-06
FACTS AND FtNCIES.
TWO KISSES.


When made a visit home,
AID stole up stsirs good fortune leading,
saw, or ralher thought / saw
NJ sister in n study reading.
VITA roisrie tread for~avd crep..
ri 81 h. mes Of ui-cnisf most imprudent,
And ftsuinE Ger the srm-chair- back,
1 softly Kissed the ken le student.
She turned to f. with burning face
Asst a brothers kiss po luted-
Rartu-e 'iWss not my SISTER Lu,
Eut Cousin my I'd salUted.
Of course Itaen hezsn II beg
She vou eTcu-e NV having kissed her;
Protesting Irc' ms word
reilly thought It was my sister.
= cauversptiou fol oEed aeIt
zoe 'h-la- =, ~, III .as not the weather
aJ.d-Ve ], rather lose together.
Ana AMY. With her ro-uish way,
Wh n for t 1e second Tim kissed her,
Sai1, ar, l. l1oEiHg up to me
Are You qde 81 e /. not your sistsT -
MOsT peoples compassion is worse
than their indifference.
MORE men WORRY and fret themselves
crs z over taxes than love.
To be Jumb for the remainder of life
Is better than to speak alseiy-
MARRIAGE in England, tn be stylish,
NUT take piace in the a't-rnOOn.
the ufiense into everlasting tCrget.u u ness.
LIFE would be insupportabe il pain
over eat loss preserved its bitterness
for long time.
A WOMAN too often reasons from her
heart; hence TWO thirds of her mistakes
and her trouble.
WE have had plenty of herOism,'
says practical Memphis paper, " now
let Us have sewer"
The Japanese srmy, on pesce foot
ing, consists OF 81 $50, and in time of war
Is increased to 45 $50 men.
FRIENDLY letter should be written be-
cause the words spring spontaneously
from the heart, and rot from a sense of
duty.
ONE moment of true love and hap
piness among years of sOrrows Is worth
more than lifetime of quiet, even mo-
nOtOny.
a PIECE of brush thTowniHtO an oyster
bed near New London eighteen months
ago, WAS recently taken out with about
thirty bushels of bivalves clinging to it.
CAUssHUN IL a good thing for man
to have, but when hS has got so much of
1t that he IL atrade to tuch cast-iron
lion for fear it will bite, ignorance IL
what's the matter Ov him. ,IOsh.
A CAREFUL study of the habits of the
tramp viii reveal the fact that in the
morning ne calls for coffee. at noon for
pie, and at " dewy eve" for ten CENTS to
help pay for his lOdging-s.littl whisky
in his stomach.
"WHY are you looking at me so in
tently, Alice p said Theodore. " WAS
gazing at vacancy" replied Alice,
dreamily; and yet there was a twinkle
about the mouth that showed her 8p-
Praisemenu OF the young man.
The day approaches on which the
freckied boy will send the cross-eyed
girl over the way a picture of II fat
heart stuck through the center with
hsrhed stick. He will call it valentine,
and tha stuck shows how he Is stuck on
tie cal.
THERE wss a tide in the affairs of
Noah ken at the fl 1Ud, which dId not
lea on 10 glorious fortunes though the
patri ark managed TO keep his he d abpve
water, and save ." the only complete
collection of wild and trained animals in
the world"
SKIMPTOM came in the other day to
tell u- yet another sign of the good
times coming. Turning his ace around
10 discover the beautiful red iancewOTk
| 80 eloquent OF scratches, SAYS, Skimp-
ton: - NJ -s SIS uail-wo have started
up you see
a New ORLEANS dyspeptic, COM
planning IL his physician that he % mad
no appetite for breakfast" wRs advised
to take walk down to the market and
eat an orange hetuTe his morning m al.
At the next meeting of the doctor aud
psJi Mt the latter made the same com
plaiut, and when asked # he tad tired
the ruiz remedy, r.pned, '' On, yes, l
went down To the market and ate ten
ur4Uge-, but | had not bit Of appetite
when / returned.
A WOMAN In a K 4usas Pacific railroad
car SAL 1acing a man who, win one eve
/ At I,a-t. ermed To BE- staring ixrdly At
/ her S1e became indignant, and said,
q" Why do you look At me 80, sir p He
| said that he WAS not aware of having
/ done 80, but she insisted | beg your
/ pardon, madam, but it, this eye, Is 1t
| uo p Il ting his huger t. his LETT outic.
&c Y-s, sir, it's that eye Well,
madam, that ey won't do you any harm.
! It's q glass eye, madam-Only a glass
/ eye. ! nope you'll exIu-e it. But u
/ on my soul, I'm not surprised that even
/ a glass eye should feel interested in 50
pretty a woman" The ex plsnatiOn and
/ the compliment combined 20 put the
/ woman into a good humOr.