The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-08-28
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"A hsho boy. proud o. bis new
jacket iaigfmed his sisicr that be was
sIl,elloa had.
Yoong ueu are circulating the re-
part tha, entire families have been
poisoned by eailng ice cream.
-Ccfsarics hs. said. Every one is
the son 81 bis own works Tbis makes
the grca, krapp son u gan.
- llad ov rgtiss ,boze folks VIII
ATE krsay 30 iud cut AL that ia going
ob. alrass Gods oul good deal that
aia's 20 Josh Billings
The Hartford Josrnal saw mos.
quito light ou the cheek Of book
Aseu, ths ether night. bot i dropped
Of Immediately, and has been lame
ever since,
Subscribers are coming ia at the
rate u City per day. said an editor
aud The rival paper explained that they
were coming in 10 order their paper
stopped.
4 fanatic Insists that a mau can 20
- church 10 hot weather with as much
comfort 81 be can 90 TO picnic, aud
save money by the operation.
Swarm weather this, As the pun
sler said when be struck out over a
ten.Acre lot. followed by secret So
ciety Of hornets that be had fired into
with shotgun
"A Western editor began an article.
Our esteemed contemporary, the miser-
able, low-lived. scurrilous periodical
published on Larimcr street.
Diamonds, il is said. attract the
lightning TO dangerous extent. Dwell
much upon this point before buylng
your girl an engagement rug.
Said an Idaho journal The wea-
ther has been bot again for the last few
days The only relief we could get was
to lie down on the Herald and cover
ourselves with the Bulletin--ihere is a
great GOODNESS between them.
II female teacher threatened TO
keep an unruly boy fifteen minutes
after school. / wish you'd make il
bali an hour, said the appreciative boy,
for you're the prettiest girl 10 town!
lie got of easy.
"A Norwich tenant has been impor.
tuned so frequently for his rent that 10
climax Of evaporation the other day
be turned on the landlord with the
eogent aud conclusive retort. Now you
neeJnt put 90 80 many airs. old man.
Why, owe enough 10 this town to buy
OPP 81 your old houses
Fresh buttermilk, says the New
Orleans Picsyune, is not intoxicating
II il not Intoxicating 10 itself, but when
IL IL handed TO you by pair Of dainty
hands. aud there is sweet face smiling
behind the pitcher. man is apt TO lose
his presence Of mind.
"A mothor, noticing her little
daughter wipe her mouth on her dress
sleeve, asked her what her handker-
chiei was for. Said the little one 1t
IL made 10 shake at the ladies 10 the
street That ia what papa does with
bis.
"A rumor comes from Paris that
bonnets are to be worn on the head
hereafter Ii strikes Us the bead would
be good place on which TO wear a
bonnet, bit such a departure will look
little odd at frat
Where do oil the flies come from 7
qaeruloasly demanded old Mr.. COMFY
bags. saving bis hands frantically over
bis iarmented head. That isn't the
question, replied bis equally tormented
partner when are they going back
again, that's what want 10 know
Il man ia a church fair who had a
ht,y.cenl bowl Of oyster stew. sudden.
~ rose 10 excitement, aud began 70
pull oG bis coat and vest, Why DO
you do that! asked the pions lady who
took the City cents, Why. he cried,
there il a little oyster away down 10
there. Aad im going 10 dive Tor It
Journal Amusaat. 4 fair. young
woman having purchased little bijou
u house gives house warming
festival. 10 which she invites her ply.
,ieiaa add Biz wife. The Doctor