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Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20
while the Catarrh Remedy aliays the infiam-
mntinn and heals the discussed tissuRs

while the Catarrh Remedy allays the infiam-
nation and heals the diseased tissues.
THOUGH THEY MAY UBsTINATELY RESIST
the action OF other external remedies, ulcers
containing proud flesh, swellings tumors,
leprous granulations and scrofulous sores
speedily heal under the purifying and sooth-
ing influence of HENRYs CARBoLIc 6ALvE,
the promptest and most efficient topical ap-
plicatiOn ever discovered or used. 1t is be-
ieved that there is no chronic sore or erup-
ton that may not be eradicated by this in
comparable purifier. Sold by all Druggists
Each maker OF Cabinet or Parlor Organs
advertises his own as best. But the examina-
tions at the great worlds exhibitions have
but one result At every one for dozen years
Mason & Hamlin Organs have been found
best They are awarded the gold medal at
the Paris Exhibition this year.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20
a Diseas mat WRECKS she systen,,

unstrung, every muscle and fiber weakened by
fever and ague. tits, in fact,a disease which,
If unchecked, eventually wrecks the system.
In all its types,in every phase, it is dangerous,
destructive. Stupor, delirium, commissions,
often attend it, am cause swift dissolution.
But when combatted with Hostetter's stom-
ach Bitters Its foothold in the system is dis
lodged. and every vestage Of it eradicated.
That benign anti-febrile specific and proven
tive of the dreaded scourge is recognized not
only within our own boundaries, but in tropic
lands far beyond them, where intermittents
and remittents are fearfllly prevalent, to be a
sure antidote to the malarial poison and a
stomach, liver and bowels, of which vitiated
torrid atmosphere and braekish misasma
tainted water are extremely provocative. AL
emigrants and travellers should be supplied
with If
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20
.-.S,,, sS.TV ~ ssy :

The only way to cure catarrh is by the use of
q cleansing and healing lotion, applied to the
inflamed and diseased membrane. Snuffs and
fumigators, while atfording temporary relief,
irritate the affected parts and excite more
extended inflammation Besides, no outward
applications alone can cure catarrh. The dis
ease originates in vitiated state of the blood,
and q thorough Alternative course of treatment
is necessary to remove 1t from the system.
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. has long been
known as an efficient standard remedy for
this disease, but, to insure radical and per-
manent cure, it should be used in conjunction
with DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
the best vegetable alternative yet discovered.
The Discovery cleanses the vitiated blood,
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20
Three Comic Operas

The Weekly MUSICAL RECORD is the most successful,
most interesting and useful Musical Weekly pub
nshed So 90 per year. Send cts for sample copy,
AID get SO cents worth Of Mt sic in any number.
Send rs cts for 10 Easter Carols"
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20

Vaiuabl nm0 ReIiaDie.-''BrOVvn's BrOn-
oHIAL TRooHEs'' are invaluable to those ex-
posed to sudden changes, affording prompt re-
lief in Coughs, Colds, etc. 25 cents box
Chew Jacksons Best Sweet NAVY Tobacco.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1879-03-20

Healthy Child Food iosures robust Manhood. Feed
your children Ridges Food. Ask your druggist for
it. Trial cans IS cents.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1879-06-05
REGIsTR RATION.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
Books OF Registration for the Municipal Election to
be held on MONDAY, MAY s. 1879, for the election of
Three Trustees of Carson City, will be open Saturday
April 5th at 10 O'Clock A. NJ and remain open until Arr
25th, at o'clock M, 1879.
Nat1lrazed citizens required BY law to present thea
papeas at the time of registration
W. NJ. CARY,
Ex offfsio Registry Agent, Carson Township.
Carson City, New, pru 5, 1879. I'd
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
An Alert Omcial,s RIunder.

From the Augusta (Me.) Journal.
gentleman who holds an official posi-
ton ut the State.housc, one of the mos
alert and active officials in any of the de
partments, was down street the other day
and thought hesaw couple of suspicious
characters peering into the windows of 6
bank building and hanging about the
door as though they were getting ready tc
put up" a job. He watched them as
they passed from block to block, his sus.
picions still further excited, until he was
obliged to abandon his inquisitorial posi-.
ton, He, however called an official, and
gave him instructions TO watch the men,
as he was morally certain they were bank
robbers. The suspected persons were ex-
Gov. Spmgue, of Rhode Island, and his
nupnt
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
TIE PET BANK.


Comments of the Press upon shcrmau's
Transactions with tho First National
Bank Of New York.
JOHS SHERMAN S GREATEST SPECULATION,
To the Editor Of the Sun.
Sir: A few months ago the First Nation
al Bank of this city suddenly changed
hands, and several gentlemen who are well
known to have been intimate with officers
of the general government and especially
with the 'eminent Statesman" who super
intended the operations of the Louisiana
returning board, 6bccame its proprietor.
From the time this change of proprietor.
ship took place in the bank there seems to
have been mysterious good luck attend
ing its transactions, as marked as that Of
said returning board. The bank has sud-
denly become almost exclusively the very
fortunate recipient Of government tavors
to the amount of torty.fve million dollars
without interest, Suppose we examine
for moment and see what this partiali-
ty amounts to. This bank is made de-
posltory Of tie government funds, with
power to receive subscriptions to the gov
ernment four per cent. loan. 1t is allowed
commission Of thirty.iive cents on each
hundred dollars, wien the amount of
subscriptions shall exceed ten millions, or
$1,000 ON every ten million OF subscrip-
tions. Now, simply by entering on the
books of the bank to the credit of the sec
rotary of the treasury any given sum, and
sending an order to the secretary for that
amount in four per cent. bonds, under his
rules the bank would he entitled to have
the government bonds with interest on
them from that date, and not one dollar of
money need be paid to the government by
the bank.
A little calculation will show what an
enormous privilege this is and Just where
the little joker comes in. 1t is more than
worthy Of that "eminent statesman" who
successfully managed the returning board
1t is not necessary to convert these four
per cent. bonds into money, or to run any
risk Of loaning out money on call to ordi-
nary borrowers, or to risk the failure of
banks upon which checks would be drawn
in payment, or to examine to see if the
securities offered for loans are all present
and genuine. No, this operation is a
clean cut; it is all in nutshell. The
First national bank of New York receives
forty FIVE millions in government bonds
from the Secretary of the treasury, with
fifteen thousand seven hundred and fifty
dollars for commissions. The bonds may
then be securely laid away in the vaults Of
the bank, and every six months the bank
can cut off the coupons and draw from the
United States Treasury two per cent. in
gold or nine hundred thousand dollars ev-
cry six months, without paying one cent
of money to the government, nor doing
anything more than just keeping the
bonds!
Now, if this is not one of the completest
speculations, will some one invent bet.
terp
Respectfully yours,
Johx TnoNrsoFl
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
Tho Industrious Hen.

From the B2-on Courier,
1t seems almost incredible that Europe
is now paying to North Italy ten millions
of francs annually for its eggs. The firm
as Francesca Crio, in Turin, in one single
year has dispatched l,3S9 wagon loads Of
eggs across the frontier to Germany, IIol.
land, Belgium, France and England.
Each wagon is repnted to contain about
10000 eggs. No less than l,37l of these
egg wagons during the past twelve month
having passed the transit station, Peri,
for England and Belgium. Each egg is
valued hy the firm of Cirio at l-l0 cents;
the total annual cost of their packing is
valued at 100000 lire of francs, and the
expense Of transit at 100000 lire Before
the year 1873 the firm never employed in
the best seasons more than 200 wagons,
while they are now obliged to use nearly
l,d00. The industrious hens of Northern
Italy are at present laying an average of
100000 eggs every day solely to supply
the international traffic carried on By Sig
nor Cirio, while other firms are employing
1913 egg wagons in the same traffic.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
Isn't it Time to Unload Y

The World quotes an excerpt from
Voorhees, speech, made in the senate last
May, in which he denounced the attempt.
ed contraction of the currency us "a vast
national crime, and says: Does Indiana
think that the election the to American
senate of the author of these sentiments
will encourage the owners of loanable
capital to loan it out, either in the west or
anywhere else, to manufactures, Or pro-
ducers, or distributors, or consumers
And how, unless people who own capital
can be encouraged to loan it, are the
industries of the country to be set going
again?"
Who are these men whose hireling press
declares will not supply the west with
'loanable capital, if the people approve
the sentiments expressed by Mr.. Voor.
heesY
Where and how did they obtain their
loanable fundsP
Did they earn it by the sweat of their
browse Did they dig it from the mines,
smelt it from the forge, weave it in the
looms, Or reap it from the prairies? Did
they create one farthing of it by honest
toll, or superior skill, by throwing their
labor belt from their little machines over
the great line shaft Of Natures resources
Not bit Of it. They robbed it from the
very men they now threaten to withhold
the use oft,
They possessed " 1899 The Eeld a.sumu,
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
Alartw.
THE TRICKS OFTRADE.

From the Augusta tGa.) Chronicle
Why, howd'y Mahsr johnny! is You gone to keepiii
store?
Well, sab, is surprised! Inebcr heard Oh dat aforc
Say, amt You gwnc to glib me piece o. good tobacco
plclsc2
Is long wild you in Georgia. time VT all was refugees
knowd you would, allua tells the people, whit,
and black,
Dat yous a raal gcnl'nan, and dats de llbln' fac
Yes, sab, dat' what tells em an It's uuin else bu
true,
An all d. cullud people thinks a mighty heap oil you
LOOK, heah, sal don't you want to buy some cotton;
Yes, you do
Deres oder parties want IT, but ia rulder sell to you
How much? Oh ies' u hale-dat ON de- wagon In lt
street
Dis heahs de anplo--ds h cotton mighty hard to
beat!
You'u nm it on de paper what de oNrr- are dat'r
made;
Dcy's an de same scdons; halt in cash an half in
trade
Dey's mighty low. sab Come. now. can't you uroyr
upon de rates
Dat Barrot Iiruddcrs oilers; only twelb aud scbcn-
cighths?
Lords! Mals'r johnny, raise it. Don't you know
dat Is frcn',
An when has de money is willing for to slcn'?
My customs wGf heap, sab; iCs' yOu buy de bale
an see
Derc didn't ncbbor nobody lose muffin on o me.
Now what's de good oh guinc dnrc an lnmlnin' de
When people trades wild me lcy allul Kits homes
sale;
amt no han for chcan; bclcbcs in actin FAR;
An cbcrybody II tell you dat ley alnz foun' me
slIar'.
| isn't like some nggcrs: declar' it /, shame
DE nh H.. 1.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
How Down.E .Eas,ers Earn Quarters

/
Saturday afternoon some Of the pedes.
trians on Hammond street were consider.
ably surprised to see young man rolling
a barrel of apples up the hill on the chimes
of the barrel, being minus one of the
heads. 1t seems that while he was in a
certain grocery store on Central street, the
proprietor told him that he would give
him barrel of apples, providing he would
roll it home without putting Il head in the
barrel: The young man Immediately
agreed to the proposition, and won the
apples. We also heard of merchant in
this city who recently remarked to II gen
tleman in his store that he would like to
make quarter before going to dinner.
The visitor told him that he would give
him quarter if he would walk to dinner
without any hat, and the merchant accept
ed the offer and earned the money.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
The Effect of GasIight Upon Costume

st...
ron ,,i ,n' ne Ne" New, i"'A Herald
All I'dle' know that II color presents
different tint in the daytime to that shown
in artificial light. The color of the tex
trro goirs ar I,s,, l., i,o l,,tor ,coord;r,
~ ~, 1., ''',' ", ,',c' ~ '"' '"'.'. "t'ol'''
10 u. 'nr amount OIL yellow contained IN IT,
l,olet' winch Is complementary color tC
yellow, Is decompo.ed in gaslight the
blue disappears and it becomes red. Blue,
II pure, thus borders on green; if dark, il
appears harsh and black, and ifpale, loses
color and becomes gray. Turquoise silk,
which by sunlight is beautiful, loses its
hrlIllnncy and appears faded. In ascend.
ing the scale OF coIorS yellow greens are
among the pretticst for evening wear.
Thus applegrccn Is not far from emerald,
and emerald, without changing in tint,
gains IN brIIlanCy and richness. Amber
already beautiful, ACQUIRES richness. straw
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
@h'IrfIauv.
THE WIDOW FLANAGAN.


Torois or,, u,,,,,.a......
',' , u VI '' many patterns cuts, shapes
anu colorS is people garments; and love
set into flame the tender passion which
agitated the breast of the widow VI,r..
Gan. and m,do Tam nrrc,, Lan.I',,.' '''''''
T,m tL"'.,.,., ,'',,,', '''' ''"''S "'' save
.H ~" ','e ,,!''e' nlu>t Know something
ol the lair Mistress Flanagan, who was
left in very comfortable circum,tanccs by
niprar,lIv husband u.ho ,I;IIa,n. ~
yor 10 die Suddenly one Iaw "'' 10 rV' , tn' ,a'
small satisfaction or tGn VIZ ,,ioa,,, y" ''it ~.
widow. who married him IN nn oJI ~, wv, t''I
way. Flanagan was rnrngrJ ~ ir'' IN smmrry MN, ".
inc The cypo,i mr"yi. w 75J" tr',ln ". H;IPPlE
rryonn know, * ,,n.;JrrnIJe IN "'I, T,,i.,nG
and his DEALINGS in h.nr and I,,,a, 'n,,,n ,,..,
extensive. This hronoht hrn f"t,' iwto no,ta To,t
with the farmers for many mii". ii'g 'y,', rn',nI
whom he mrt not opIy "rSr,. '"uyn ma,.l. ,o'i,, I
at every market tow, IN tI,G' onmmt, mrn,Mr' I"(
nj their own hou.c. wbrro l'i"3i - T,;i, n.'
fork were always at the ,rryiconr j tj,, r,nh "n,
buyer. One of th"sr was u U cort,; t,,e MI MI
Riley. who, ON small mean, r,a,'',, ,,"''a IiI, az
~ooi.Iootno. n"' ;rI JU" ,nho ,h" % LlTar bouncing
IUtcr% % iecd c5IyrS i'',' Hnj wmI n,pra TO n9Ee
rIucntion or MICS. AMI y, tbo,n,,o, b,,i,s;," ''G
comeIv m,,r. Mr F"na|,,m' w ,'Crt orta "y,,.r & ''!,u
exc ofp'lmirntion w;th w ,';o. "a',n ,oNi ah
Que of them his VIA. ." I ~ m.tNliE
m;rht have his nici; anil nho,ioo ,"|TS II mr
fne giris in b tbc Pl" t,,,"w ",'' o"oicn oi many
thought thc simnIr' tbr;,ty J "nJ ii'I "'
triOus habits of n nIp;n fS f,rniS,r ""t iil'''.
,,,or l;i.,, .'J''t VI Il Ii'il 'uIl'ier uauEhtcr
and nrolit for in I', tIot n,o,,,, ~ mS ,m"PPiiGr"
aforesaid hunninr.s dI =" H. F"''i ilnh nh ,np
Now. this intention ot horor;,o o ,'i'i7 . w.,
thrnc Miss Rilays viii nrn,nnt5S, rtS o'Io vi l'le
or hinted ut in tbc ranntmit oa'V"m Ion,I Nv hevi
even in his own MINI H." t, gE,gr, anu
mixed IN with fnt rottIc % and I"""e"t "";s". @ wHS
rnnt. omG i wos % NOT Num- m,;i "u' pilyrS cur
ment one do" wLcr % a', ho m..' " r.S,.rc NO
Rilnv for some @ of rbS hi. f'rr, ru m'% pElmg mat
he broachci tbr s"hiori nh ,iIT t%rir. r'o'uVc' 'n''
"NInt "
"Si,"
IN tbirk;uo or r,or,.;,"
"WelI .br'iI hoyo n, ,'',, i" .,;,',. 'nE Lo,,, ,
over ,Ln is N;sthor Ei,nn,, ! n,us i""'S'' WHO
"Thnm', 6nr ,i ,,;rls ~ ''nognn; ,.oI,.l :,
Poor Wat one ononSnI S,L" Ii, Suu'N, ..,. ~,
ot tho n,osncat OF ,rmh mI' '!vS Mi'H u'l'Eht
lis JongItars omJ S,;l thn,. ,',",u' ". Que ol
" INNS n %iis ' snr" Tr'" emoS, ocS TrrT cope, i
Was hnttor tSny wor" ro' oood di'T,"'"' 'u' WIFI
"Tbot's w&bSt & ~, ~, l;,J.;,,,. 49, u ,.. ri,
ogon @ t.tborns S' +wa ~ to, ,,,,nnlng; says IAN
i've and nue il civ sMV ond ,ui' pmo P"ni mOes aha
I'VE I'VE anu one Is SIX ana one Is seven; and
that that 'rm piiliics Is Two ana 'Npence;
,Ii, tnnt ; oMghht'y-seVeh p9un two and six
P,,n PvHGei e e,gnE pence e, Ia penny Is the lot
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
kleptOnania.


Such disease as kleptomania undoubt.
ebly exists, as there is diseased appetite
for drink tits much rarer than dipsoma.
MIA, AMI probably very thin partition of.
ten divides it from responsible criminality.
1t can be cured much more easily than dis.
eased appetite, by exposure and punish.
ment, and case which is manifeStly be.
yond the province of law comes nj once
into the domain of insanity and It's severer
penalties; but it has really an existence
and results mainly from the tyranny Of
habit, Let no individual be deluded bv
the idea that he can lie once or steal once
without laying the foundation of q habit
which may take possession of him and
hold him in its chains, however earnestly
he may desire to reform. Under ordinary
circumstances society can show no mercy
for its own protection, nor discriminate
very carefully between criminality and
disease, and in cases where there is no rea-
sonable temptation the penalty should be
more severe. Nevertheless, there is now
and then an instance where pity and re-.
stralnt are the proper treatment for theft
us a disease.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09
Doctors Gayc Him Uu

as II possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up and
at work, and cured by so simple a remedyi"
II assure you il is true that he is entirely
cured, and with nothing but Hop Bitters, and
only ten days ago his doctors gave him up and
said he must der
'Well-a-dayl If that is so will go this
minute and get some for my poor George.
know hons are good"
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

say sit,. l,,.,;,., .n
.,WW}f T'eSs'h oil'y, ST. III.
NJ. "r''; ygu must throw IN tiilt buttlcf
1i"Ii a., iiu 'ahe tiie iarl.M on
i, H. ~ YOUR Hir' si,id Mat, delighted
.VSuli's ..Hui lanaHam WIN hood-byeS an'
.,''O'.l uou Su'e you'' untlI they should NEE
'IiS next morning ut breakfast.
MoI toue nome IN great glee at the pros
pcGt oil providing so well Tor one OF tn,
ElrE' ana told them u man would h'
lIicr' 'hc next morning to make II cholC'
VI one oil them for hlS wlle. The girl
very naturally inquired, who the man was
10 Wl'lch Mat, IN the. pIentltude OF patr
aFIIa' power replied, that was nothing
70 'hrm' aGd ms daughters had sufficient
experience IN ms temper to know there
was no use IN asking more questions at'cl
SNrh I'm answer, lie only added, ''sh,
would h' well oil that would get him.
Now, their father being sucn a curmu |.
gcun, it is M wonder the girls were will
ing to take the chance of 4 gOod-humorcd
husband instead Of an iron-handed father;
50 they set to work to make themselves Il.
smart i',S possible for thcapproachng trial
OF the charms, and Il battle royal cnsued
between the sisters as to the right and
titlr to certain. pieces Of dress which were
hitherto considered sort Of common prop,
erty among them, and Of which the occil-
son OF IL ii!lr or Il pattern or a market day
was enough to establish the possession by
whichever OF the girls went to the public
place; but now, when husband was to
be won, privilege of all sorts was pleaded,
IN which discussion there WI, more noise
than sound reason, and 50 many violent
measures 10 secure the cnyicd mo,rcdltr,
that some destruction Of hncry took place
where there was none 10 spare. and, at
last, seniority wa, agreed upon to decide
the question; 50 that when Nance had the
first plumber of the chest which held all
their clothes in common, and Biddy made
the second grab, poor Kitty had little left
but her ordinary rags to appear in. But,
as In the famous Judgment on Ida 5 Mount.
it is hinted that Venus carried the day by
her scarcity Of drlprry, so did Kitty, con
qncr by want of clothes; not that Love sat
IN Judgment; It was Plutus turned the
scale, But to leave metaphor and classic
illustration and 20 back 10 Mat Rllcy'>
;n, and IL ;,dni. wiz WI; %"I,''''- , i',' ',"Ig'
im, .a, a"" t%o, ,"'''I ",t ;'' ~ '', '' rI ii'o
",n ,'% ram. ,r anvil hav f+, iUl n i' .'.'" .I
tIc tb"no ,J ,, 0'e""l"sir" aab,. III III @ Snw ,r
I,;or nix, W. - n"n"S 't'N hIi'uN'''
rDg,Jm yery soon. She wax sci d"wn nt
once. IN hiS mind os cvtr,vngnr, EiJiy
might have had Il chance if 5br LuJ majc
ANYTHING like il fair division with her.
ynun0nI .i.t,r. Inf K;tiv h,I ',n,, ~,
plnndcrcl tbot her. shnLi,inns, won an
n,Y,' ,.;rt",. ,,, ,,,. iLn M ,;,i,. ;n," "" Im m
saw IN brr"tbrmnkingof " tbrir,r %, wif,." ="
Lns,lr which .hr w,. no..;i,i,. In" Ln.t
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

Since nobody has come forward to claim
the authorship Of beautiful Snow" the
New York Herald calls upon Myra Clark
ehineu to lay her nortgpEs On II,
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

ouoth hlushlng Kate, while popping corn,
Unto herloyer with sigh;
~ would you were kernel born,
Now, can you guess the reason why9"
"For thy sweet cofnslalk I've an ear
With husky voice the youth replied,
wa ''s;s " ~. s'i'1 2IRs Y RSaI ssIsi siii iSiisa
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

Detroit Free Press: A troupe Of blondes
who were ccnsured at Montreal for lack Of
wardrobe proved that they had on i,ofu
than waa required u . court rssrrilei'
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

0
saw an honest farmer trimming a
Usage hedge over in Henry country, 1t
very peculiar operation, and listene'
with a great deal of interest. Isay listen
ed. because the interesting feature Of trim
ming hedge consists not much in wha
the farmer does as in what he SAYS. The hon
est farmer had crooked knife on the cnt
of hOe-handlr. He stuck this into tht
hedge and gave il a jerk;
Then he said.
"Ah!"
Then he .ierBed again and down came ,
hedge switch. Then he said:
"Ah-h."
Then he took hold ofthe wlthcred switch
and drew il away from the hedge. Then
he put his thumb in his mouth, and stood
on one foot, and said;
"Ah-h-M-H!"
Then he once more unto the breach, dear,
dear friends, made another prod with his
hook, and said, loudly:
"Gee.whi2z!"
Then he icrked at wicked-looking
branch with his hook, and roared:
''lireat snakes"
Tncn he pulled ont Il crooked branch, so
full of thorns that it made young Jack
ache to look at it, and when he stumbled
over it, and it wrapped itself around his
legs, he stood still for 4 second, then
dropped his hook, lifted his hands tohcav-
on and screamed:
80! bloody murder.'
The next rake he made he brought Il
whole top of a hcdge-piant with five or six
branches right down on his back. Then
he threw his hedge.hookcear across il ten.
acre field, opened his mouth thrice in
yoiceloss gasp, spread his arms out and dfell
down ilaton his face, dug his toes into the
turt, drummed on the turf in agony with
his clenched fists and walled like storm
of wrath
80! dad essentially! Take him off.
Somebody take him off,
When he got up, he said seemed inter
estcd in hCdge.trimming, and he would
teach me how to do it myself. smd no,
woudn t try to learn; | would like to
know how, but ! was too awiully lazy.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1879-01-09

The resumptionists will find that to Sc
cure resumption and national prosperity
as consequence is an impossibihty. II
will be terrific failure, eyadc its true in.
tent and curtail its full scope as they
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