Daily globe., 1879-04-25
GLOBELEJS.
Junk dealers are buy-metallists.

sors.
Clara Louise Kellogg has had ive colds this
winter.
The foliage has about got through its leave of
absence.
Are shopping ladies liable to be called price
fighters?
Latest from Washington: Hayes wiI-Hayes
will not
There's kind of muslin called Jamdari. 1t
makes Jamdari costume.
Since the first day Of March Chicago packers
have handled 287, 900 hogs.
Hanging Of late doesn't result in necks-taut-
ing confessions from criminals.
The king of Burmah is as independent as a
swine upon CONCEALED aqueous fluid.
We can prove that the wind is non-progres-
sive. Isn't it tree-actionary in its tendencies?
When young sexton with a sweetheart
heard any gossip he always went straightway
and told his belle.
Bismarck leaves the national chamber when
those members whom he specially dislikes get
up to make an address.
Only wait till Cetywoyo meets Kickawayo,
the chief of the American mules. Then you
WILL see nght as ls nSht.
Shingle weddings are becoming fashionable.
They occur when the first child is old enough
to spank Meriden Recorder.
A calcium light, turned on from the upper
circle of a theater, always strikes the bald head
IF the big fiddler most forcibly.
Miss Mary Townsend, of New York, is the
last ''beautiful and accomplished young lady"
w}1 has we'd her fath
The Chinese are beginning to make use of
| milk in their country. Heretofore they have
avoided it entirely, also cheese and butter.
! Will the people who are talking about
Europe's king-killers please tell who they
are? We haven't heard of any sovereign's death
| by violence.
This proverb is floating about the country:
| 'One talent well cultivated is worth hundred
faculties.'' We refer it to the head men of the
different colleges.
The Trocadero Palace is as much of white
elephant as the build dings at Philadelphia. The
city of Paris refuses to give the S,000,0o0f. the
State asks for the building.
The three New York printers who drew $5, 900
apiece in lottery will do better still by not
leaving off typesetting. Let them give other
folks chance to be fooled.
The publisher of the Revolution Francaise
has been sentenced to pay fine of 5000 francs
and to eight months imprisonment for,
scurrillious article against Catholicity.
Cyrus Field proposes erecting monument
to the English spy, Major Andre, and nov it is
proposed thot one be erected to Nathan Hale,
the first of American martyrs to liberty.
IL
Detroit river. The reason is good She
must have it, and she isn't going sto have any
Brooklyn nonsense about its construction
either.
It is said that Sotheru will be accompanied
this country next month by the Duke of Beau
, fort. Has Sothern sunk SO low as to go
{ traipsing around the country in company with
. a duke?
The father and mother of Senstor Withers, of
\ Virgiania, are both over so years Old. The
Q family Withers, but does not die.-Boston
It Post. The F. F. VS.. are frequently over-80d.
y philadelphia Bulletin.
Celebrated as is England for its high farm
; ing there are yet 30,000,000 acres of waste or
!. uncultivated land in that country possible
: means of home food production to that island
l. ls certainly very promising.
The English government has appointed an
''Old Prob.," and the London Times has begun
printing his predictions. With characteristic
j. John Bull-ism, the Times speaks of it as new
10 and venturesome undertaking.
q The fame of Spurgeon is on the decline. He
r is no longer the idol of the impressionable por
1T tion of the people, and even his most arden
I'd admirers are relaxing their devotion. Josepl
+ Cook can sympathize with him.
Maine represents that the Republican leaders
are exceedingly hopeful" Well, hope spring
= eternal in the human breast, and the rule may
apply to Republican leaders as well.
Does MIR. Dawes reflector doesn't he care
that such speeches as he made last in the
e Senate are likely to throw Mr. Blaine into an
10 other sunstroke, after that pathetic address o
or the latter in Virginia on his grandmother?
ke They are hsving high jinks at the Brookly,
10 PresbYtery, making the prisoner at the ba
40 laugh as wide in the face as if he were at cir
=. Gus. Liar and ''seoundrep' promise to be
~ come pulpit words, from their free use by th
IN clergy.
n Chief Moses addressed the President, at a T,
I'd cent reception, in the Indian tongue, and th
OF first word of his speech was Cugtunnequattal
1t kullummewuttapesittu sittukmettaletumquah. Sec
at retary Evarts retired in an agony of grief an
81 modification.
n A Swiss paper publishes some curious hunt
,r ing statistics, from which it appears that dul
n ing the past year 779 chamois, bears, eagle
OK vultures. Is owls, SO sparrowhawks, 324 maj
ID, pies, and one other bird was killed in the Ca,
y ton of Grisons.
~ =. Punch and Judy and the old apple wome
-, the man with the battery, the peripatetic vend
to of toy balloons, the telescope and the 1obi1
to have come with their usual unanimity and al
re. ruptness. Spring is here and that is clear
IN Boston Transcript.
IL A cobbler has an everlasting job. A mini
his ter will always do to tie two. A still house.
as that in which mutes reside. Shoemaker
ate Understanding out sole leather. Jail bir,
s 70 always fly away when asked to Sing Sing.
~ ~ Wheeling State Democrat.
an There is lad in Machias port, Me-, wh
though not more than years old, has alreac
20. succeeded in having a father, a mother,
grandfather, two grandmothers, two gre
grandfarhers, three great-grandmothers al
one reat-grandmother-an alive.
len Egyptian mummies are regularly ground
ur- into paint. They are used for this purpose |
ent cause.-the asphaltum, with which they are il
de- pregnated, is of a quality superior to IL
est which elsewhere be procured They pl
icy duce peculiar brownish tint, highly priced
en the best artists.
di-
he. Lord Lytton has given offense to the upl
nd ten Of India by presenting to Miss Crooke,