New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1879-04-17
GENERAL NOTES.

Two Kentucky lovers have centred their
affections upon y damsel who would be happy with
either were t'other dear charmer away walking
match has been proposed ID the successful competitor
VIII get the girl
There is lad in MachaspCrt, Me-, who
ought to have future. lie is not more than five years
Old and yet has already succeeded in having father,
mother grandfather two grandmothers, two great
grandiathers, three great-sr3udmOthers, and one
great, greagrandmother-l aiye. II he has so many
ancestors before he Is fairly in panaloons how many
viii he I've likely to have when he comes or age aud gets
married
Mr. Moody has touched the heart of q Dali
tmore burglar. The Office Of j. v l.. Graham lawyer,
was recently broken into and robbed OF q cash box con-
tanning 500 Mr.. Moody, about that time. preacheda
sermon Ola restitution, and the tLief happened 10 hear
IT, He picked not pocket; lie took not drink; he
went to the lawyers house and left Will the servant
spoolcotton box carefully tied mp and containing so
accompanied by letter, stating that be had been eHed
with remOrse and would pay back The remaining go "a
soon possible.
Tenniers cartoon in Punch of April is re-
markedly efe tive. The Ministers sitting on ap'
prentces stools and deyourng 10, pies Lord Beacons
held has Turkey his lap aud evidently ends II as
much as he stomach; Lord Cranbr0ok Is blowing
hot and cold OF Afghanisian sir Michael Hicks Beach
has burned his fingers Zuuland; and Lord Sails
bury chances medltatyely at Roumela and Cyprus. In
the doorway stands the walter, Sir stafford Norhcote,
with napkin his and another hot pie, Bur
NAH steamug in his hands Master Benjamin looks mp
uneasly, who should say, " Pm I'm for bad colo
aireadt and muters Thank you no more ~ present.
We've quite much as we can manage. thank you!"
1t appears from the Russian press that the
main reason for Genera D.entel MS was
that he had himself discovered the printing Office the
socia-revoutonary SeDlta Volta, Land and Free
dom" An account by the ChGrk0r Diocesan NdeAri,heB
OF the treatment OF the inmates OF the central prison
for political offenders. reveals she cruelty still praosed
in Russia. OF the 500 people who have been locked up
during the ss four months 200 nave already died OF
scur,y. Small piece OF bltcult once In the twenty
four hours Is all they get except liberal allowance OF
the whip No fewer than TOrty-tWO have gOnO mad
during those four months. SIX poitica prisons 20
be built ia dn rent parts oil Russia each TO hold oOVO
prisoners.
A far-West study in nomenclature is given
b, The salt Lake Tribune stranger ssks miner why
A series Of nineteen claims have the namo Tim Fnne-
gan" The reply IN the yerndcuar eXpans tho phenOm-
enoni Well stranger. ~ AT Prescott an an
Tuscan Jake playing game OF cursock Jes for tho
drink5 you know, when 10 comes ono OF them crazy,
bloodthrsty bloodhouuds that turns loose In mining
camps sometimes ripped out his six shooter and shot
the barkeeper dead then, turning on me an Tuscan
Jake said Now. either OF you move an inch an' III
blow the top or your heads org We knowd he'd do It.
Thar was the bar.eeper dead. an thar the pistol
pointed right at IL was fearful We darsn't take
fuIl breath. Jake's feellns worked him so power
fuy that he couldn't keep still he hitched round III
lie Quick rs lightning n bullet laid him ~ my feet
rhe sweat stood on my face like cobblestones even
wished he would shoot me an have II over WITH Jes
then pistol flashed behiad tho Wild beast an he fsN