The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1879-06-21
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I'm spring time charity begins 10
hum.
The weigh of the transgresor i,
fifteen ounces to the pound.
odd topers recognize that just a. The /
elbow is bent the appetite is inclined
I'm the olden times it was customsr
for lovers only to imprint kisses on The
eyes.
AN umbrella can't get ahead ola
cod fish in keeping person dry. But
then it would sound funny to have your
neighbor come over in q thunder shower
and ask to borrow your Goldfish.
MASSACHUSETTS has authorized all The
gas companies in that state to go into
the business of furnishing steam or bot
water for heating, cooking or mechanial
power.
Jefferson said: "We seldom 10,
pent of having eaten too little He
never went out to fish all day without
taking breakfast before starting. In.
o. Picayune.
-" Pride in woman destroys all SYN. +
metry and grace" says q preverb !
this is so, it occurs to us there's lots 81
symmetry and grace demolished ever
time a new spring bonnet comes ups
church aisle.
."Stop sending to me your jernd
emmy more, ass you didn't motifs the big
hogg me husband butchered sundg,
and it don't fit my pantry shelves emmy
how. The husb--no, the f'hogg" weighd
1887.
.."He is poor and friendless and thss
8 no chance of saving him p are thI
words found in a dispatch announcil5
the conviction of Felix Mccain hi
murder. What q satire on justice ars
these two inesl--[Terre Haute Mail.
"A worthy Baptist minister in the
west gently rebuking his flock for Their
extravaganza in dress, used the word
garbage" supposing it to be more
elegant form of 'fgarb." Wild hilariE
in the choir and horrible consideration
among the tdevout portion of the focs.
The following testimonials Of 8 Ger
tain patent medicine speaks for itself
T" Dear sir-Two months ago my wife
could scarcely speak. She has takentFa
bottles of your Life Remover and nov
she can't speak at all. Please send 100
two more BOTTLES. i wouldn't be With
out it,"
Mrs. Shoddy's views are intereatlg
to those who are thinking about keeping
q carriage. She says she has thought y
all over, and come to the conclusion ihs'
brooches are almost too large; that thss
'ere coupons are too shut up, but that
nice, stylish pony phantom seems TO Y
just the thing.
The Bradford Era recommends, ~
order to get rid of your old fruiE cam
that have accumulated during 'Os
winter, instead of throwing them n'0
your neighbor's back yard, to tie then
attach clothes-pin and snap
them on the tail of some cur. HeF
be sure to take them out of the nelsO
borhood on q can-can gallop.
There appeared ito be come irfea
tible force endeavoring to impede ~
progress as he would shakily advance
step or two, and then execute felu
grade movement, bringing up at w
starting point. He was undoubtedly
drunk asa lord, and the ground appeSls'
10 roll BEN ath him like unto the ocesn
restless waves. All at once he was ~
% reel, endeayering TO catch hin's
and then sink heavily into a heap % y
pavement, and when the bystandefs -
% his assistance, he said: "2AtsR y
Verest shock fan earth quake ever sps
,nsLed, N I've bin on ish coast since III
Mutsh damage done, " reckon Pr wv
ornia Paper.