, 1879-02-17

We believe that Catawayo is m Ohio mst.
Yawcoob Kahn Is bigger man than hs
falhcr.
5lr. !Tildon to his nophow William: Your
valentine cannot bo.
Birthdays, 1t nppenrB, are for DR.. Peter
CoopdE, and nobody olss In New York eaa hs,s
| any.
If AIr. TiIden insists on running again ior
tho Presidency reform il necessary, -no1esusai'
saEJ than ever.
! hIr. Conkliag observes that f'uslon.
I1ousos are often won without lics.'t. md 1o.t
without deserving.
Tho Britial lion appears to DO always pus.
ting his tail whcro It eau be stopped on The be's
place for It Is botween bis legs.
Fanny Davenport weighs 1so pounds, md
this probably ia Tho reason TIM. she alNaYs "iaa
strong company to support her.
DR.. Mary Walker IL leeturing On "Ihs
Coming Woman" We hppo, however, The tau'
Ing woman doesn't wear panlainons-
4 Olhothnnti man drank thirty glasses Of
beer recently within two hours. -ficse 1t lstt u
tho proper man for tho Berlin mission.
DR.. Loonartl has been lecturing in Detroit
on "The Fly" This Doctor evidently Whit
petition In some !frst.clas base.6all club
A Boston paper says "1'le leo in some Of
tho Down.East rivdss Is 10 thick thst Hhen Il ,"
takan out thero won't be any wafer left"
The recent affair iu South Africa wonld
have ocon tho battla Of John Bull Run bnstss
British forces didn't got chance to run
A gentleman hanged in Cleveland thd
other day remained hardened rinnes to las en''
liz wro,e poetry almost 10 tho last moment.
Tho Chinese will probably go. Joaeph
Cook says they must not 90, und they afe aTfa'a.
therefore, that he Intends to lecture to theG'
II tho Count Joannes coatinaes to ~
pear with bib present o'tcncy. We may loos '''
sttIke Of hens for better wages or lever hoass'
England must follow the example Of tae
United Ytates and anppnnt tts baYonst 'n1e WIN
policy OF grace, mercy, and peace 10 IT. iHeepA'
cilabto South.
It greatly annoys Mary Anderson 70 20
u.istaken for tho pedestrlan. shc explains 's
hhu IL Il .'atar." whilo Madame Anderson IA nss''
walktng.1ady.
A correspondent snya that Senator ba!s1a
IL too good tor his party. son1sof l'aY'a m..
certainly come With good deal letter 'eeo''N''"
datlun than this.
Mrs. Z. D. Z. N. southworth hhs lu't
finished hts hfty .h,nth noyo. and nc pels' w., w.
has told t,ots trnth In oYery unD of aAcm lh'a ~
Tilden over thought Of.
The New York papers very grasely s!'.,
that OLcary IL missing Ho Is not missing a.a
much % tho compotitDrs Tor thc Ashley eaa'pp'S.
ship belt wish tiu vere.
ATr. I'almago may preach on hea'en "a.s
much ~ he rleascs, but we shall nefes ..tto, pem
has been khsso under tho guIdAaco sao p'''s>"
Of New York policeman. ~
Tho Springfield RrubIioa" says' t.u,. s..,,
back biushngly accop.s tho o1lce u unHsu M
Revenue Agent sor louisiana" Now "a''"
color Of PInenback's btuahca'
It is said tint tho New York Custom houss =
IL nnuDted By Rhost. Pcrhhph Il u Tue sp""
tina latv Lii, Conkltne, Mr. Merritt hos"''
must not tall 10 collect the usual dus1 On sP"''
A Fronch duel resulted fatally tue o'u,. :"
dny. The horses Of ons Of tho dues1s fan H.
he WAS returning from tho frontier sha A. TIT
This ought 10 moderate tho Frsnch eh'uu'''''-
ducling. ..,,
Wp learn from the Atlanta t"ah"4'st. "a'.t.
that Mr.. Tildens only crime u that 10 u "I
of William Felton. Aud b. can sea'... .',st,u.
acquitted Of this ctlmo unless 10 1eso''t
fully to tho emotional. lnsaafty dodge.
An exchange sayss "Chicago "n",, ns.s,n,
worlds tais In 1881 to oe held At Ch!caeo. = of
ct. Louis would be Tho batter plaes ~. Il tas
Peosia." We tns!st. however, thht en'I. :.h,t,-A
bc4t rtace for worlds falf to be hs'a e'" ,,,,
hIr, Ueool,er IL believer in V"'en' ~ NJ,
On Friday lsat To tosx all The 5oons oas tabat
family 10 store, saEe them eofFt o1aa. .,ea,ss
what they wonld, footed tho blu, md "'ue eupa
iof tbsm iii from school I'LL tho valentines SS''
ha udd1essed. -,urt
A st. Louis paper boasts Of mo n,a,,t,. @
Of building 10 b. done In that eltf tue .tJ In.
tuek, @ espttsmsa during thc wntes .ut sh'a liz
psrtafe llbssats4 good del Q! 1ssl e''s''
IL 10 hs Improved.