Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1879-05-30

Upon the meadow breast
The small boy Girdeth up hi loins
To SEEK the hurncts nest.
The da hodl and buttyrcup
Are lighting up the lane
ihDse sentimental Charlie Brown
Gelrdercth with Jane.
The mlp,es growing by the brook
seem hung with drops OF blood,i
And calm eyed kline stand I'nsiye'y
And chow the festive cud.
Oh finest season OF the year,
". see, You On the hills
Ard NC hasten TO the cupboard
Aud take seven liver pills.
--CiaciH-ah LEgUiT0.
4 Texas chap shot five men AID 10 att=n
ton was paid to 1t, but one day he stole a
mule, and in less than an hour the infatuated
citizens hanged him. LOil City Derrick.
The man who was lost in -lunlber probably
found his way ont on a nightmare. " Waterloo
Observer
tits hard to tell which Is the more popular
now government fours o. Iinniores. Bull
letin.
good square kicL viii sometimes help a
man further along in this world toward indie
pendence and prosperity than dozen pulls
by the hand. [Oh City Derrick.
The I-yoar-old child is an admirable nu-
oleus for circus party. As many n fifteen
persons have been known to take an after
noon of lust to ''see that the elephant d;dn I
step on the little fellow New Haven Reg
lister.
.lOu want, OF course, said the under
taker to the weeping millionaire, something
nice and shovy for your son say, neat
little rosewood casliet eh - al don't know,
replied the bereaved parent, as he wiped
away two tears, ''do You think its quite the
cheese, yourself to waste hard wood on one
80 young fucA-
The Corning Co,1ut says \ worthy
young gentleman, son OF Il wellto-do mer-
chant OF Corning, who has fine residence
Just beyond the limits OF our town, was join
ed in wedlock to the lady of his choice u few
DAYS ago. Next day an inquisitive friend
met the father on the street and inquired,
"Is your son and his bride going to take a
bridal tour Well, guess not WAS out
in the barn this morning about six o'clock,
with his overalls on, feeding the horses, and
she was in the kitchen with her sleeves rolled
up. Amt heard en- say anything about a
bridal tour.
A restaurant is full of sad suggestions md
pathetic possibilities, and We are constantly
reminded Of the flight of time and the muta-
bility Of all things. \ young man glowing
with the FIRE Of youth, and radiant with ITS
a!lurlug hopes, enters and sits down to n
a
der and departs. Years roll by the young
man becomes care-worn and middie-aged.
He eats his soup, and orders n roast. The
pitile-s years shower their SHOWS upon his
head he grows guerulous and feeble, and Is
carried away to his long home J.st as the
waiter helves in sight and the proprietor
steps up to ask If any one has taken his or
Ger Boston Journal Of Commerce.
marketman was merciessly swindled IL
the town Of b. His misfortune gave
linn very uniayorable opinion Of tho resi-
dents. and he expressed hls opinion Of them
bv saving that If the Angel Gabriel stopped
at l. there would be no resurrection
WHY asked listener. "Because the peo
pie would ,wndle HIM out of his horn heior'
he had time to BLOW single toot.
There were two suitors TO one girl in De-
Moines. Sine married No. while No. va!
out OF town, aul On No. Is return he calleS
an her without knowing what had happened
There was his rival in the parlor, but he re
solved TO .'sit him out The girl made II
explanation, and the hours passed until mid
night Then No. ! said, Excuse me, sir
but ne desire q 90 to bed. No. Wa
dumbfoGndol
\ young mother has written a poem ol
Baby. the third stauza Of which has bccl
much admired. 1t runs
Doze;y d,odlc-um, dnkl le-um dunn
Tum to it, muzzery, muleery num-
8.ZZsry .szsry bDozrrs boo,
10 "A'S 20 7"''' at" 10 r'''s d. o.
! man Is iull OF Lumor when lie has ia
.ryzipaas. ron City Derrick.
Beware OF dried apples they live no
wisely. bat To swell. Philadelphia Clroai
Gle Herald.
Wl,,, is NOR, des,ry,ue of our sympath
than n vouno man with fifteen cents IA hi
,,ck.t "a oi5I an each arm. and seven L.,
cream signs in sight II Middleton Trai
script.
You rrobaaly hay. noticed that a ily ney,
expresses a positive opinion Of any subject
he simply 4pecks 50 [Diagram furnished q
application. Cincinnati Enquirer.
How tins Hoild docs progress, to be sur
quarter Of a century ago such thing as
shoe artist, or a professor Of the tons
rial art was unknown. We had 10 won %
along with sh"ehiN'N ana BARRIERS lN'
nsto"h Herald
Il 4 rather tlashily dressed young lady
compauy with her mother was coming out
I.,,fb .,.l ,rI H.. ,r.,lkipo d,u-n H. mas
""' a. iIo =, -,
i've stone ht'p2 tue vi" i'.iy hlliPe" an" "
headlOng To the sidewalk. he diuRhlt
horror-strirEeu Ind her face in "A 50 han
Lal;r 81 i,,st.sl of h.t,,i,,f, Ler u,otI,
- a. n
up blufted oht, .Ou' mothef' such an l"c'
How cOuld you tall here lOure peliect
&~Iul; ! IA i,'..'r soiIy 'il' OUT VII" %"
Ne" ioiA EAp'e9a'
A London paper says The Dnke
Beaufort, better known perhaps as iiors
Beauiort, goes the round OF the 'ni'
3lateS ".,i' ,ii ,'',iT'ii a, iI, VII uun
-, ; agii,I1 ,i,,l,
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