The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-04-03
ALL SORTS.
A foot note-sole.

A foot nOte-sole.
Due as you wish to be dunned by.
A scientific club-the boomerang.
A man who works with a villa
lawyer.
HO,, is it that hot furnace is always
coaled9
Crate sympathy-thst given to Jail
criminals.
An early crop of organ grinders is
inevitable.
The latest out-the boy who is "kept
after school"
The beginning of an end-the stump
of dogs tail.
An anonymous article-a baby before
it's christened.
To the tramp, home is where the hash
is Picayune.
Mince pie is no baseless fabric of a
dream Picayune.
The more whisky straight q man takes
the more crooked he becomes.
California hatred for the Chinese is
doubtless another form OF yellow fever.
She wruDg her hands and tore her hair,
With feeiIn not benign,
And when up-bIsided by her friends,
Exclaimed, " This hair is mtnel'
No matter what rank vegetables may
attain, the cabbage will always be a
head.
Nature writes the best spring poetry
on green leaves, illustrated with flowers.
I Picayune.
a happy mother of male twins enthu-
siastically refers to her treasures as her
sweet boy and boy"
Music has charms to soothe thelsavage
This is why we occasionally see a dog
with brass band around his neck.
Who did the pillow share with 9-CNew
York Express. Well, it divided its fur.
rows pretty evenly all around the lot.
Simple pity amt much better to a
person than an insult; but to pity him
with 8 five dollot bill is bizEiness.-CJ J.
Billings.
An Ohio man had his neck broken
while trying to break colt. The safest
way to break colt if to hire one of your
creditors to de it.
TIE proprietor of a bone factory an
nounces that persons leaving their bones
with him can have them ground at short
notice. Picayune.
Safety at Sea-" is the title of an ar
ticle in the New York Express. But
it's impossible for many people to get
up to OF Picayune.
The women are walking awsy from
the WRsh-tub.- New York Commercial
Advertiser. Let US soap they will sud-
denly return to it Albany Argus.
iris an easy thing to sing for spring,
When the air is calm and breezy;
Ills snsezy thing of spring 70 sing
When your own head Is wheexy.
First Swell" Look here, Fred, you
shouldn't wear so many big diamonds.
| It's awfully bad form" Second Swell
Z" Bless your soul, desr boy, they amt
real"
mother is all the time telling me
not to bolt my food" said the snail boy,
| 50 and now she's gone and bolted up the
cupboard that has all the company vic
| tuals"
/ The ice men are going around saying
| the ice is 50 thick they cannot cut it
without being put TO great deal of ex-
/ pense, consequently ice viii be dear
! next summer.
The dryezt place in this country is
! Greeley, Col. The region around has to
/ be irrigated for crops, and the men in
/ town have no saloons to call on when
/ their crops are parched.
Suggestion for an artist-Cupid asking
/ his mother not to tie the handkerchief
over his eyes so tightly this yeaE-he
made 50 many fearful mistakes last
season. New York News.
A poet named Wells thus exuberate=
in the New York Mail:
am glad lam glad
am gls1 that the sumner IS eoKirg sg4in
atth is sunshiny days and its showers OF rzin
Of course. Wells have now chance to
get full.
Mamma said a little boy to his
mother In q railway carriage, little
chiIdren-quite little ehildren--only pay
halt price, do they?" Yes, dear
J Why" Because, mamma, what ]
want to know, is, do old peoPle-quite
| old peoPle-Pay double 2"