The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1879-04-30
NEWS PARAGRAPHS.

1uC carly CUCuLuDCI u1LS DGlOW the belt.
Junk dealers are buy-metallists.
The coming man-The man with the straw
hat.
Dennis Kearney shaves with a pair of scis-
sOrs. .-r-
Clara Louise Kellogg has had nve colds this
winter. .'.a%3 E.. =.
TIL foliage has about got through it's leave of
absence.
Are shopping ladies liable to be called price
fighters? . T. a..
Prince Napoleon's war cry-"Up guards, and
run for your lives.'
Wat is the car making all this fuss about?
Nnlilism is nothing.
Spring, bright, beautiful balmy sp1-but
it may snow tomorrow.
The French soldier is to have gray trowsers
instead of red, hereafter.
There's a kind of muslin called Jamdari. It
makes a Jamdar costume.
Since the first day of March Chicago packers
have handled 2S7, 900 hogs, I'D. ..~
Hanging of late doesn't result in necks-taut-
ing confessions from criminals.
A st. Louis man ran six blocks after his nose
thinking he was going to a fire. #
The king OF Burmah is as independent as a
swine upon CONCEALED aqueous fluid.
A Cortland, N. T., man, who ate It's CLAIMS
is called "a living instance of gulosity.'
We can prove that the wind is non-progres
sive. Isn't it precautionary in it's tendencies?
A new reading for an old proverb: "a Miss
s good for 5000 quarter miles.'-Boston
Times. 3 @:'53 s'"
Ohio must look to her laurels. 1t was an In
diana man ate two dozen boiled goose eggs in
thirty minutes. @.=-+J4 24'
q, When a young sexton with a sweetheart
heard any gossip, he always went s~traightway
and told his belle. @I
The car must follow the example of Eng
land and order a lot of American mules to kick
the Nihilists to death. '~'-s# ..'"
1t is to be regretted that the widow didn't
win her case. If Simon had married her she
wouldn't have lectured. = '.
Bismarck leaves the national chamber when
those members whom he specially di slikes get
up to make an address. g. 49,
Only wait till Cetywoyo meets Kickawayo
the chief of the American mules. Then you
will see a fight as is a fight.
Single weddings are becoming fashionable.
They occur when the first child is old enough
to spank.-Meriden Recorder.
A calcium light, turned on from the upper
circle of a theater. always strikes the bald head
Of the big fiddler most forcibly. -.E..
Miss Mary Townsend, of New York, is the
last beautiful and accomplished young lady,
who has wed her fathers coachman. ..p Fl
The Chinese are beginning to make use of
milk in their country. Heretofore they have
avoided it entirely, also cheese and butter.
Boyton, after finishing his trip down the
Mississippi river, will make a voyage down the
st. Lawrence and will try to shoot its rapids.
Will the people who are talking about
Earope's king-kiilers please tell us who they
are? We haven't heard of any scvereign's death
by violence. d. .J ...
England has sent to America for military
talent to prosecute the South African war. We
have just shipped her 500 of our most intel
lectual mules. "
Wagner, the composer, has become hopelessly
insane. He was always considered an eccentric
individual, but probably it was incipient mad.
ness all tho time. f.s- @
This proverb is floating about tho country:
Zone talent we'll cultivated is worth q hundred
faculties" We refer it to the head men of the
different colleges. qjss 10y
. The Trocadero Palace is az much Of a white
elephant az the buildings at Philadelphia. The
city OF Paris refuses to give the 5000, OOOf. the
State asks for the building.
The three New York printers who drew SIS, 900
apiece in q lottery will do better still by not
leaving of type.setting. Let them give other
folks a chance to be fooled.
Opium smoking finds littlo federation in ia
pan. a man was recently sentenced to ten
years' hard labor in Yokohama for violation of
the law against the practice.
A splendid national theater, 10 be erected re-
gardless of expense, is projected in London,
after tho idea Of the Grand Opera House in
Paris, which cost about Sl5, 00O, 900.
The publisher of tho Revelation Fraacaisc
has been sentenced to pay q fine of 5000 francs
and to eight months imprisonment for a
scurrillious article against Catholicity.
III Cyrus Field proposes erecting a monument
to tho English spy, Major And,e, and now it is