Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1879-03-19
A Hardshell Sermon.

the mornin' behold they WAS all
/ dead corpuses.'
Nv frcns aud hearers, | will
preach onto YOU this daN-Win AMI
wcthrr periniitin-flum tie 'nlrty
seventh chapter nv lSdicv, thirty
sixth verse: "And the dcstroym
angel Smo.c the camp nv the SN-
icniaus a hundred and iorr>cuie
aud five thousand men All. And
when they riz mp early in the NOM.
in. behold they Was all G,ad cor
pusrS," An thus it is, my convert
ed trcns an hearers, that the dc.
s,ro>in angel stalks abroad IN the
land with his mrat-aXe ready Ia
sen us to the boneyaid before We
kin set down TO breakfast ali. I'm
il is said. my frens, that roses are
red aud violcts are blue but It's 40
use trNin to honey. fugle round
the ANGEL Gabriel when he tools his
horn fur you to tuck 80 tails ana
git nndrr dirt all.
IAN when they riz mp early III
the mnrnin. behold they wuS all
dead corpuSrs all"
Nh WIeichrl brcthrng and sis
tcIing. cS was Il ridin along the
road uac day. | seen Il man set.
tin on the top nv his fence, WITH
donhlr. barrel shot gun on his lap
al. an a sw,tiiI and II ianulh ny
! hls,rlt with m old straw hat, I'M y
cnSsin ny the tuithr nv July, an
North AmcrkN. IN the C"i>titn.
:, Shun. an the Supreme Court an
the hurd ny liberty, an the Prr>I'
Il ut nv the United States ah, an
when hraIn that man Il cuSSli an
seen that big shot gun. thinks
tn nv self. in the wurdS nv the
!. trNt ah:
AN when they liz up early III
?, the mornin. behold they wuS all
dead corpusrs-ah.
An told roam to wo. an sen
my ungodl\ ircn if YOU swar III that
air way YOU will forever an eternal
IL luluatc No immortal >oni-itl. an
never lit Il nihble when N"n go Il
tShln.ah; an seZ he, "lou 90 IL
he'll you damd ole mis- shaprn. mis-
t. hrgo,irn. mistake nv creation an
if Won had To cit the grass ont nv u
cotton crap with flee nigg'12 l"n'
- gii upon II stump an cnSS \"S'I
n. out ny yo dain'd ole WALLER hide ~
90 Ia he'll fur 80 health all. Al
scZ my erin frcn, il cuts me Il
the marar 10 STE You St.u1Eiih II
The hnudidgr nv >iu.ah. .Ah -,
& he M puutiu Laced Gust imrr. e
~ Nnu Kin cliG.r that tail Icd YAK Il"
th?r. ~, SO HuN thug ~ 'hi> ncI
Il, ml>,rau.r llu ndt houdldgr ou era
GRASS Nuu kiH take my ole hat lur
hens .rpSS ah. I'm SCI !, M
- hard >wra.in trcu, | auI a;"alcd y"
will never register No name III III
hook nv eternal lie ah.' An 81
he. Il vent trr town last Munda
ia to Irr .,rr ~ couldn't git sigi
nv the book fur the dam grea>
uiurrrs an" 'Oh, mistaken IN
man sez |. Il trinble fur 80 II
r''' ture. fur You air on the road lradl
To per,litiun.ah." And seq he, "io
are a dam'd ole liar, fur rm on Il
road leadin 10 BentOn-ah.'
hcaved a groan, IN sez !,
"And when they riz M early
md the mornin, behold thy wus d
dead corpnses.'
ro- An SCI he. "Let em rize An
dam'd to them all ah." "Oh. my ST
La. FERN tr'ler crratu,," sen ]. "ef W
n ~ would ont snc fur grace YOU mig
cum to jine that hevingl\ qui'
sv and be mancipatcd from the shac
- lea of sin all" An he cooked
his gun, I'M sez he, IL had invent
,ard six likely uiggers mancipated
able nv hans, and ct ye open 20 j.
con cor, ABOUT Emancipation to me ag'n.
,, a"e make buzzard vi,tles ont nv
damt ole sviveled up karkass
new fore hell could cripple a gnat-a
WIN Nv constant frens an hearers, wi
II AZ | seed that wicked man cOckin
give his gunah, | began to feel exceed
Ds. iul,ious. and the words Nv the L
smoted upon my earah-
IAN when they riz up early
., IA. mornin, behold they wus
dead corpuses.'
But my christian hearers
I'd as called upon to try my han
!. and more time on this obiurit man
at va AN seq /, "My blasphemous u
see' Won are continually an fore