The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1879-03-27
Parker's Store.


it in your big stove to kIndle with,
for you are very well aware that q
fellow who is doomed to look up a
sapling because he won't partake OF
matrimonial bliss gets desperate at
times, and renders it streak of
bad luck to cross his path. But
then | don't get mad because the
day of my execution has not ar
rved. They have graciously given
me a respite, and while | have the
exclusive benefit of that am going
to do some earnest talking and WOO
ing, you bet. Some one of the fair
| representatives. of sweetness can Sc
cure my full pardon by saying
ives" or they can cause my total
humiliation by uttering the little
word no" And, now, if any Of
the numerous readers of the CITI-
ZEN know of any woman between
the ages OF fifteen and torty-ive
that is going to marry the first
chance she can get, they will confer
favor by dropping me postal.
One of wealth and distinction and
Anglo Saxon extraction preferred.
/ don't want her to attend my of
the ward meetings or belong to any
society for the prevention of cruel
ty to animals, for the reason that a
dog is an animal, and as l was go
ing across the way a short time
since vicious member of that class
stopped me on the fence and manu-
featured enough of bark had it
been yellow poplar. dogwood, will
low and wild cherry to have given
me an appetite strong enough to
eat the hind wheels of log wagon.
Spring time has come and with it
smattering of bleak winter. The
peach blooms bursted from their
wintry cells, to be nipped by Jack
Frost. But we hope he has left us
enough TO keep us in mind of what
peaches are. Pleasant evenings are
here, and when nature dons her
beautiful robes of green, and the
flowers come out, filling the air with
their fragrant OdOrs, and earth
Jacks down her carpets OF velvet
grass, lovers can walk and whisper
the story that has lost none of its
sweetness on account of its being
handed down through the ages from
Eden's bowers. 1t is no longer
necessary for a fellow to be forced
TO sit in silence because the small
boy persists in holding a position
by the parlor CRATES. The flower
garden presents more attractions
than that, for love IS sweet among
the roses and Cupid delights to ire
quent such detachable spots.
Farmers are busily engaged in
preparing for the new crop. Farms
generally have an improved appear
ance this year, which indicates an
enGerprising spirit. Garden truck
is coming up, but the last cold snap
sorter scared the gardeners up, but
we hope that is our last spell of
that kind of weather. Our enter
prising' neighbor is excelling in
making meadows. Success to him &.
Our village blacksmith has been
quite sick for some time, but the
song of the anvil peals out again,
which indicates h S convalescence.
The Phillips farm sustains the loss
! of over two thousand rails by fire
pure accident, but the best of PEG
! pie are liable to such things as that
Mr.. A. Alexander of Lawrence
county, who has been spending sew
eral weeks with relatives ia thi,
section, returned home last Tues
day. He is seventy-nine years old
AID the sands of life are running
out, but we hope that time will dea
gently with him. Mr.. Tom Braley
of Weakleys creek made a bushes
trip to orr burg last week. A trio
of young ladies of Lynnville wer,
visiting at Mr.. Charlie Cameron's ;
| few days ago The names of Misses
Fannie and Susie Gilbreth and Miss
Lavisa Knox are indelibly stamped
upon memory's tablets. A large
number of young friends collected
and had a social, to show their ap
probation of their visit and to rem
/ der their stay pleasant. Such eX-
| quisite lunches of sunshine that
gathered there are rarely met with.
May they come again. DIR. K. n.
Herbert and wife of Campbellsville
have been at Mrs. S. A. Rogers for
some time. 1t seems to be a hard
matter for the DR.. to find a name
suitable. He has no right to COM
plain, for calico is cheap and likely
to remain so. Mr.. Joe Carter has
great deal of business at Wales
Station these days. He reposes in
the arms OF Morpheus and dreams
himself away to wake up in the
land of matrimonial happiness. BY
the way, red ink is coming in style
tor addressing drop letters now, es
pecially at Wales Station. The
mercantile business at Wales is
changing hands some now. DIR. j.
Ii Rogers has bought out bis part
ner and formed a partnership with
the Harwood Bros. They have
only two business houses ia opera
ton now, Mr.. Gill Williamson run
ming one and Harwood Bros. d
Rogers the other.
1t is no longer necessary for Char
lie To muse after this style:
''And as your shining needles move,
IT'S bliss enough TO see
The down -curled lashes son etimes lift
To steal glance at me"
A certain man disposes of his
wife's geese by tying shuck ovel
their heads, placing them in the
corn pen with their heads sticking
through the cracks and then turn.
ling the cows in. KULLY.
Old maids and bachelors to the front
Greenhalge's soc. Hair Restorer is YOU
best friend. Use 1t and be happy.
The principal measures which be
came laws during the last session
Of CnnUrqea in -afiditiOn tn ten o.