Mexico weekly ledger., 1879-05-15
A Newspaper Of the Present Time,
Intended for the People now On Earth.

fly.
Tramps never drink during business
hours.
Truth is getting to be stranger than
fiction.
J. w. Carson is In st. Louis or
business.
Rev Pope Yeaman vas in Mexico
yesterday.
Public school closes on the Esd oil
this month.
You may give us garden sass, but
no other kind.
Talmage has been acquitted. Emo.
tional insanity.
Prairie schooners are still sailing
through Mexico.
Spring chickens as big as sparrows
$3.50 per dozen.
The Moberly Monitor is one of the
best papers in the state.
Some men may not be dead, but
they sleep terribly sound.
DIR. Humphrey has just returned
from a trip to the South.
DIR. vincil will be in Mexico next
Thursday, Ascension day.
Red Galloway and Willard Carol!
are fishing on the Auxvasse.
The mule can't talk back so he
does the next best thiDg-kick.
Swells of the ocean get dead broke
as soon as they strike the shore.
The trial of Col. Meris will take
place in Mexico next Thursday.
Mrs. Jos. Henderson has gone to
Baltimore on a visit to her mother.
Both Houses Of the Legislature
have agreed to adjourn next Tuesday,
J.. C. Holland, D. D., of St. Louis,
will deliver the address Ascension
day.
If you want to keep fish bones
from lodging in Jour throat, eat fried
liver.
Avery homely girl, with a number
z foot in a number 8 shoe, is bout.
e~e-full.
DR.. McDearmon, the druggist, has
something to show you. Dror
in and see it..
Oh, no! we don't need q street
sprinkler. What could we do will
one if we hadit?
the rain fast Tuesday evening
Recorder thousands of dollars to tho
City A'of this county.
s5les-zss lave cream IL ie sl ma
find a market by applying at McC'
tens ice cream parior.
An oyster bed has been struck
the Malinda Allen Mine. This
truth on the half shell.
Madame would you give me a dri
or an old pair of pants !; 1 am starvi
to death. TRAMP
Ladies, call and see the new st
hats and bonnets at Mrs. Muldrnw
Clark's. They will be sold low dow
Can't our business men raise S
per month to pay for a street sprir
Ter. Perhaps the city council will
sist.
F. S. Reilly and family left for c.
way, Ark, last Tuesday. Shelf
going into the drug business in Il
place.
The first person in the world IL
fell, received a kicking, and ever sin
1T has been ''kick a man when he
down."
The Murphy movement is boomi
at Glasgow. Mr.. Campbell is TAXI
the lead in this glorious move. Go
work is being done in that locality.
The Chess Club met last Tuesd
night at the residence of Hamilt
Hall. H. Hall and H. Glascock VIZ
the champions on that occasion.
A good, square kick will sometin
hep a man further along in this wol
toward independence and prosper
than a dozen pulls by the hand.
Jim Robinson, the champion bal
back rider of the world, left for Chic
go the first of this week. He will
with Dutton & Co.'S circus this seaso
j.. NJ. Marmaduke, Mark Pitch,
together with a number more of G
business men left for Florida, NJ,
on a fishing excursion last Tuesds
Good authority insists that y
should lie with your feet to the cot
/, tor. VIZ know a mar that ought
know where the equator is if he Fl
lows out this rule.
r. Gentry and G.. II. Ribble ]
for Colorado last Monday. to look
ter the claims of the Mexico and 8
N Juan Mining Company. They W
4 be absent all summer.
Rev. Joseph r. Gray has be
chosen rector of the Episcopal chur
in this city, and will hold reguI
services on the second and -four
Sundays in each month.
- Superintendent Murray, of the
& r. R., is going to move to Mexi
fat once. This is a good indication
Mexico being the most imports