The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-04-10
FACTs AND FANCIEs.



List to thine oEA hearts cry
Lave cannot die.
what though 50 far Rsay7
ThT thoughtI are stn With me, and with thee H'ns
And absence has no power
To leszsn what By naturs Is divine.
List to thine own hsaEs's cry
Love cannot die
Then weep 60 more, my love:
Weeping but shows thy trust in me is snail
Filth is By osmness proved,
For know tbs truth: thou crns. DOT love Al All
Unless al ne own heart cry
Love cannot die
DAKOTA claims a population of co.
OQO.
WHEN s. man hasn't red be gets
blue.
DURING 1878 there were q, 900 deaths
in New York city.
Now that Lent has Srrived, the world
is repenting in sackcloth a9d boiled cod
The man who carries his railroad
ticket in his hat-band makes fare dlEN
play.
TIE best are the cheapest. This Il
more especially 50 in the matter OF
wives.
THE man who thinks everybody is s
fool, can keep on good terms with HIM
self.-[ Picsyune.
LET US all be merry brighter days
are in store for us. A PnilsdelPhia
organ grinder has been arrested.
IF the Chinese must so, asks the st.
Louis Post, can they take the small boy
who plies the bean shooter with them :
a PROFOUND writer says: We are
created especially for one SDOther.H
Then why blsme the cannibsis fer want
ing to get their share7
MILWAUKEE expects to have, within
year, the largest Touring mill in the
world. It will be of one hundred run~of-
stones capacity.
GLADSTONE has been presented with 3
silver hatchet. This places him under
an awkward responsibility for the future.
He cannot tell a lie.
WHEN a $4,000 clergyman is offered a
81, 900 pastorate it is styled a CALL"
whereas, in point of fact, it is not a
call" but raise"
AN exchange-which We win not
q give swsy"-in quoting the vital
statistics OF Philadelphia, says: OF the
births, 1885 were children"
PPovIDEET MINISTER: "I wish to
state that I have procured an alarm
clock that will wake up the congregation
IN answer to Shakespeare's conun-
drum, g What's in name % the Syra.
cuse Times saws that if IL is 8 Russian
generals name the entire alphabet is
in it.
As an eminent medical authority has
asserted that kissing and hugging are
dangerous to health, cynical Boston
paper recommends marriage as a sure
preventive.
MARY: "Oh, sissyl this tiresome
loose toothl declare Pll pull it out p
Sissy: " Oh, no, Mary, don't; mall
sisters cast-offs."
FLORENCE, the actor, recently remark
ed to q restaurant oWne. in San Fran
cisco, as they were looking st big, old
fashioned pie, Ny friend, the works
look very nice, but don't ike the heavy
double csses."
THE SueE Canal, Egypt, among its
other cuTiosities, presents the traveller
with the extraordinary spectacle Of vast
flights of flying fish, which st times
suddenly appear in the vicinity Of the
vessel, and as suddenly disappear
A SABBATH school teacher writes to
J the Biddleford Times that he was
| shocked to see in billiard room, around
q table, several boys from his Sunday
| school. The boys have not been heard
| from, but it is supposed they were
| shocked too.
"VorCEs of the Night" makes very
| pretty title for poem, but the reality
| is not so enchanting. We refer to the
| pre- matrimonial conversation carried on
| in the cellar by our fayorite Maltese and
| q gallant neighbor of the opposite sex.
I New Haven Register.
a BAsHFUL young man could defer
| the momentous question no longer, so
! he stammered maTtha-I--I-dO
you-you must hsve-are yeu aware
| that the good book ssys--er, Gays thst it
is not g-g-gOod that m>man should be
| slone ?'' Then hadn't you. better run
| home TO your mother ?" Martha cOolly
suggested.
"RoBBED on a bobtail car P' That's
q heading for an article in q Boston
| paper. Think of it right in the seat Of
/ culchaw, where the boy at the foot OF
/ his class would have known better and
/ wrote: Roberted in a Robert nsrraN
/ tive car" We call on the proprietor of
that paper TO fire the writer of the article
out.
{" AMAEDA, wish you TO put the
! large bible In prominent plaee on the
comfortable, and place three OF four
hymn-bOoks caTelessly round on the
| sofa. I have advertised for q young
man TO board in a cheerful Christian
family, and tell you what, if you girls
don't manage, either one of you, to rake
him in, why I'l never try anything
again, for Pm tired. out"
In German railroad cars the separate
| apartment, instead Of being set apart
/ for smokers, is for the non-smokera. It
| is, IN view Of the prevailing custom,
| quite small compared with the smoking
/ apartment. Even with this Iii eral pro-
! vision, Government has been compelled
4 to issue q circular instructing GmokaTJ
not to smoke in the small apartments.