The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1879-04-04

"HssA noaeJ." The aoosy paid Q
babY's sarss.
Labor never disgrsced aoy ooe. Tbs
nost Geaisi employ meat is more hees
cradle tssa elegant ialeuess.
Aa old lady said she had eftes seee
"nea struck With happy thought. b0s
eoz!d never see where it hit EN-"
Be very csrefsi. IL you regard yoae.
seit as ths gaardiao OF yoar eSn honor.
sAst you do oet oesapy The position Of
. sisecuse.
"Whee shall I cali yea 10 the noss-
isg. sIr asted . hctei porter Of aa
Aeeedoaisa one eight. he replied
hssghtily "i'n risg the bell Shsa I
want to be called"
We wsst 90 nso 9ho will change
like the vases Of our steepies. vita che
course Of popular wiod but We want
nea who, like poantsips. will change
che eeSrss Of the wipd-CH. Mann.
The s.e,gh ia which Espoisou I.
Travelled ia SEiiserlsad is still 10 az
isseess. a jet more remarkable relis
10 che ship in which Charles III. re-
,srsed te BngIaod from Holland st
the restoVstioa ie 1860.
Theusauds upon thousands are iust
As surely Destroying their lives by i'm
prudeaoe. neglect. dissipation in esiiSg
asd driokiag, aud overvorking, as he
Hho ties the fatal knot or iits the esp
Of poisoa to his lips.
40 editor was Knocked down the
other night b. highwsy@so, who de.
nsaded bis valaables. The poor msa
took ost bis scissors 10 pass them ovee
TO tbs highwsyman. bat the latter
tho1sht them q revolver add retreated.
What Is the ssnuai crop Of Kea-
lucky p asked q foreign tourist Of
Kentuekisa. II cant exactly say"
replied The KeB,ackiau ; bat it 10
enough TO make all the whisky I wanl,
besides What is wasted for bread"
csa you tell Why a watch Is The
image of nodessy 2 We will ssss tine
by telling you Why Il always holas
its hands before it's face. aud. however
good iss works may be, IL Is always
running itssif down.
Two men aaarreied In Pine Blad.
Ark. while playing faro. aud one fred
3 pistol at the other, Who would have
been killed if the bullet had not been
stopped By the ivory chips that be bad
thrust into his wsistcoat pocket.
A Scotch eobiemsu ose day visited
lswyer at his ofice. in which st ,hs
time was his-iDg Ere. which led bin
to exelsin Mr. K. yoar oikcs Is 90
ho, IS an ovea" so il should be-. ny
lo.d." replied the lawyer, ii, 10 here I
make my bread"
Bus stops: Smiling yosnz lady 90.
tsrs every seat full; an old gsatle.
mao rises at the other end oh, don's
rise g. says the lovely girl II caa just
81 we'll stsnd" You eau do ss you
please about that. Miss" says the old
geat. "bu, / sm goirg to get oas."
A good story 10 told Of . New Hsvs1
eoIored preacher. who, when his church
was out of commupioG vine reeentiy,
called 90 8 dealer TO get more, aud, on
being asked what kind he wanted.
replisd that "soms ob de ladies OBJ Dc
eesgregashss had expressed prsfss-
eses fer gin"
A esw set Of Mormons has sprasG
up is 5ou,hern Indiana The pecsiisr
ssnsss are anti polygamy. healing By
tbs laying on OF hands. immersies. she
seeoad coming Of Christ 10 the nsar
future, iu,erveptiou Of God 10 tempo
raj aud spiritual affairs. nirseles OF
special Prssidssoss IN the isssrsss 81
the saints.
There are on eshibisies te this
csuptry two very small children. The
larger, General Mife." is described -
10 years old and weighing . peands.
II o IL we'll formed and decided bionde.
The smaller. Miss Lucia Zlrste. is 10
years old. but weighs ssiy "a poands.
She 10 very dark. wiih dark eyes ssA
hair. her psreats being MeEicss.
In q primary school oes ioeg ago
tho tescaer undertook 10 convey 10 hst
pupils an idea Of the ssss OF she b.,
phea. She wrote on the black board
Birds nests" and pointssg 90 the
hyphsn asked ths school. What 80
that fsr7" After short pause . little
Fsnian piped oct. PHASE, ms'an thst's
for the bird 20 reosht on"
A reesst advsrtisensss ssssssis sss
following: IF that gesslspsp she
keeps The sbse store With red head
will return the unbre,is Of . yeseg
lady with uhsisbss ribs sad % iron
handler TO the sisss-sssfsd erecss's .
shop, be vii. hear sf seaos,hivg 10
his adsastsgs. IS The same IL gifs
| Of q deceased mother nov 20 usors with
the ssns sngraysd spec e."