The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-07-24


Al San Francisco servant girl LETT her place be.
cause her master took apaper which Mr. Kearney
does not like. rr6sI
There passed over the Lake Shore q Michigan
Southern Railroad last month an empty freight
train little more than ten miles long.
When YOU observe family sitting about a din.
ner table bathed I'm tears, remember that the
horse'radish season Is upon us. sL,
Jefferson said 1--WE never repent Of having eat.
en- 100 little." He never went out 10 fish all day
without taking breakfast before starting.
During the past three years there has been 50
much talk to prove there is no hell thAtp people
have really begun to believe there ID sach a
place. "
Don't worry about my going away my darling.
Absence, YOU know, makes the heart grow
fonder" "of somebody else," responded the
darling.
lady writes to Western newspaper that "lhe
girl who keeps her sweet temper and good looks
up to twenty FIVE is apt TO retain them to old
age"
How do you tie loye knotT asked Laura,
toying with bit of blue ribbon. "0h, any way"
growled Tom, behind his newspaper, Just SO 1t
will pull out easy"
There Is good deal of human nature about
strawberries, The big fellows naturally trample
on the little ones, and as consequence are al.
ways seen at the top of the box.
contemporary employs $50 words in desCrlD.
ing how to make an oil barrel The old method
Of taking hole ald putting slaves aud hoops
around 1t is much more simple,
One day last week man made wager that he
could eat thirty eggs In thirty minutes, He lost
the money. The FIRST egg did the business for
him. 1t was no young, inexperienced egg.
mild sort of fanatic has published pamph.
let in which he tries to prove that in fifty years
there will be peace and tranquility all over the
world, including Zululand and Princeton col.
lege.
drunken woman with q baby In her arms
and three little children clinging to her skirts
and crying as II their hearts would break was the
sad spectacle witnessed on the streets of Dubuque
the other day.
"That man is rich," said the conductor. "You
know him then" said companion. mo; but he
groaned when he paid his farep Does every rich
man groan when he pays his fare2" mo; but
every one who does grosn is rich."
little dog In a mont yard will make more
noise than whole menagere- particularly when
fellow is trying to slip out Of the mont door
without making any noise. and the old folks hap
pen to sleep right over the front stoop.
The first Catholic school in the world was es-
tablished In the year 140 by ST. Justin.
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and Scotch musiciaDf One puts up the type
and the other toos up the pipe.
Charles Lamb once said that the greatest pleas
ure he knew was to do good action by stealth
and to have 1t found out by accident.
The man who pursues a course Of evil conduct
with the expectation that he will be able to avoid
the consequences, may just as well tread on the
business end of copper tack and expect it not to
inform him Of the fact.
The children Of colored Sunday School In
| Philadelphia, when asked what Nehemiah re-
proved the people for doing showed that they
understood the case by their smart reply, For
a.huckstering fruit an Vegetables on Sunday"
A little girl, three or four years DID, learned the
| Bible text, Love one another" "What does
Love one another mean ?" asked her Oldest sis.
tel. "Why, must love you, and you must love
me; and I'm one, and you're another" was the
answer.
A venerable country parson spiced his sermon
with little bit Of the Fourth Of July element
He meant to tell his people, among other things
that the banners were waving and the flags flying.
But when he grandioquently said, "The banners
were waving and flea Haypinp snma Of hiH hear.