, 1879-05-06
QCtIl'S.

Queen Victoria Inns cold. IS It sssis
thouma
4 man with creaky pair Of boots has nsas
To be Interesting speaker should be fall d
his subject, unless be happens 10 DO speaking
aGulnst liquor.
Bald heada are often called billiard balls TIE
resemblance ceascs when oillilTd ball Is net'
itG, for then II ID mot ball dead.
c. o. Mic snYs that lle conduit through which
flows the political. refuse Of the day Is lnquss'
tionab,y scwergehcrous.- Ionkers 0a:s'h
Since tho War everything tlas coue down. e.
cept the pricu Of postaRe.staMps. Where aIa
the newspapers tl,nt do the national fault-bna'
ingf-Sf. Louis Spirit.
The pedestrian who wallis zoo miles 10 III
days never trave!s faster than boy does s0t1i
he Is dispatched to thu ccllug for feuitic "
conl while q cfrcus'pageant Is passing As
house. -
aHow ia your wife's healthl" said one sqe, ;ls,
day-school fearher to another; "is she "e!II.
'Wc'lf ilurdly over" was tho response; ~. lh'
qucst!0ner gazcd Eter1l1y at the questioned ou''
finding he meant It, put up his revolver.
catcdoo catnmrrtttfl Adetrti"r.
| Tic weigh Of tic hpgdresscr Is lard.
The season Is afflicted With spslnghalt
THERE'S many all ncgress out Of The souIh
Mrs. Oliver Is lecturiug Oh simou thu se''tF
| her.
Dead men tell no tales, but dead wa!'' ~
| wall posted. ..
Tile c9ntempIattrc doctor strolls through !no
Southern people ought to make FOOL eo1sF
| epoudents, they have 10 much 'p1s[o'aEf p's'
tice. g., r.
| In
who you kiss. THERE'S uangrr ot catching ess'
stp-a.]Rsa.
A litt'o ctrl, on looking ut picture o. sp1 p,,
| (u Thunderstorm, remarked lhat "4oa "1'
| sticking crooked uins into the bad man"
Akron, O., has Ind fourteen elopcments s''s, ~.
In year, aid n,arricd mcu illeto aFa tak'.s IA ~
| prccautton at night to CHAIN their "'Se' " NV
bed-p0st. 49, 80;
A bright boy was walking along TIC .s !..ss.
With his motl.cr, ind, observing mn ',p',y S,'S
peculiar hitch In his Eatt upproaet'iiE, u IT, a'S n"1
exclaimed: "Look there, Mamaln. oe' wv
that poor man shutters with Ills ieetF'
Twelve bcllige7cnt fe,nalcs of Yinsenpiis Y'Sa. i
Ind, rccrntly met on the lHld OF eon,uaa' ua M
settlo nn old feud, and ferocIousy
anotllcrs fares into picturesque ds'i.u.s"a'". t,''s'.
rhus II IL that wun!nn rights woli'aus "''
STATE suNDAY-sCHo0L CONVENTION, n +,
10 ali tho Horktrs Of A.s F1rst Da'na-psh =. =,
FRIENDS: The cunning State CoHVel'19" ,'.'.,,, ~
held Ut Bloomington. ILL.,. May ll-lo' us ~. Nj,
our attention. Tbs work laauKufa'eu .rl
State has spread beyond our bo''oaar's, ',s IN ia
biest other lands. Let us not cEoW cEo.as;,s.r @eas
wel!-dong, even II other Suites ase mt ef.
lied lhan ours. Tho difficulties tGfs w 'M,.tft
rlfy rs, We are Injured to toll, aAu oa. a.,.sstIopt
yuxe ID easy, 4 few inquiries a'a sasss''
ure II, order: t,,n 5ort
counties, or ats individual subsxE!p'ras. rs.utJs
that these pledges arc iaily met. lhe 6@'
Committee sadly need yuur ald. .,,,.cticp to
2. II possible, can yo!s secure eu,,ort Of d!
aid thts uobe work. 1D data,lc9, tvv ~. nnued.
moneya received and disburSed WI ut,pi " pi In.
., Gun you .n,ssEoly ~ to bloon"sssn14I y, aoes
tertaintncnt will ha furnished ~ e. ~. All
with the noble hospitality of ttas as.,,tt"r:tkkela
railroads cettesIng eru will R,He M so', rocl,
1T onu-ti(lh fare. The trip VIII ~ ~. ~ aearcs.
thu workers will hc there, plans ~ in pill bs
aIve campaign agalast xoraf'o at'It l., ty iroot
ltscusscl and you want ~ s!a'n ~ n senteI "
rank. LIT each county bH !als! ~ ppnur rounf{
delegates, n.si, When The naasp ~ ,'.nouse lsti
Ia called, let there ba promps ~, 10 thsi
full report VIII LIN County OILY h. q, ta o1
Now, friends, Let our gas!ieflns ~, gwnrk,
zeal as Of yoru. Yours ln t!e ,S eotnr - ros1sH,
President First District Sunday 'ss'o''
pna cold il cou,etIn,es contracted ou lsI<a