, 1879-06-22

LOCAL ITEMS.
Cetcwayo has 1900 wives, which explains biz
knowledge Of the art of wnr.
Baseball slang is looking up. You mustn't
| say man strikes the nall any more. He makes
| driye-"
| The fashionable color for boiled, lobster. this
season is red.
Parties having squire pianos and Who are
| talking about exchanging them for the new inl-
| proved Hazclton Bros. OF the Gabler uprlghts
now shown by Messrs. Pelton & Pomeroy, l50
aud 153 State street, hre advised to call and
make the exchange as soon us possible. The
| firm have heretofore found ready market for
secondhand square pianos in the country, but,
owing to the increasing demand for uprights,
| they find it more difficult. to dispose OF the
| squares, which are becoming unpopular even for
renting. 1t will therefore be for the advantage
Of both parties to make the exchange at ouce
while it eau be done without too great sacrifice.
What moro ecstatic state OF enjoyment can
be imagined than TO swing in the hammock ou
the cool veranda and, gazing through the per-
funed smoke OF your cigarette, to drink In, as
it we're, the graceful eVolutions Of your mother
in-law as she pushes and drags the faWn-mower
over the ground IN spiteful manner, "to
shame the head Of the family into trimming up
things round the house, SOS to look like folks''
Horse timers and chronographs of oil the best
Lave 1ANA
Washington streets.
The house-lies held their regular annual con-
Vention all ever the country the first OF this
mouth, aud unanimously resolved to adopt last
year's platform without any changes.
Preparatory to their semi-annual inventory,
md owing TO the extreme coldness OF the season,
Nessrs. Brown tE Prior, LIB Wabash avenue,
have made great reductions in fancy underwear,
hosiery, and all seasonable fAbricse to close their
summer stock.
swell, how do the 6sh get along this veather1"
GOV. Gear asked one OF the Iowa Fish Contnis~
sioners. oh, sSimmingly," was the cold
plooded reply. And now all Intelligent people
rise up and demand the instant decapitation of
that official.
!: "ThcY are indeed the 1ncomparables,' is
the remark made BY hundreds who examine the
chldrcn's photographs taken by Joshua Smiths
instantaneous PROCESS at his studio, 906 North
Clark street.
A. Logansport woman wants a divorce just
because her husband goes to bed with bis hat
and boots on. And now we ask, In all reason,
does the woman want a man to go to bed in this
weather With pair OF arctfcs and. u fur-lined
ulster ont Isn't q hat and pair Of boots
enough!
c. F. Kimbail & Co. are selling lots OF their
fine carriages OF all kinds. just now the 7.
carts, Surrey and Buckingham Wagons are the
rage. They are the finest things for driving to
the races and for park-riding ever yet invented.
Th;ie hia nrices arc eytremelv Inv
m.. s-o. o,o a. ;,c-.-a,,, ,o,,ao,;a. =;
,.asaa.t. Luet .,,d .nha1; ,na,e bnuea ost,.hoa
fire in the Old Bay State be runs Us hard .as his
he rivcs the alarm. 4.whyan Wa didn't say
why, we only said he did 1t.
Tnnno;eeanra nrononncc the 1onan tea ra-
ccivel last week by a. Il. Blackall, 49 Clark
and 1S6 West Madison, tile finest ever drank.
Alb, young man: if only you had not OF dyed
vour linen nlster last fail Tor to make Of it
orercoat. you wuulds't not now had to of
bonoht new linen dnstsr for yo,,r simmer
vsar
Venetian stationery is the latest novelty. and
is so1i in CHICAGO by Dunwe1l C Fnrd, sucfetv
stationers and engraycrs. So Madison street;
..r,,o a,l1 ~ool h;tta, t.ar, ), .,r. eor,a m.
nJ on!s aa ~ ea;t,d1 .s he,
are 5nosc s snea ~ msv.r LOU my nct
nid hov coming ont Of the woodshed in com
pauy With bis father and skatc-strap.
r.io.> -, ,,o+r,r;7. tho Fosh;or r,.+,r-,r+
20 Fsst ,faIisnn street ncar State sav that II IL
~ o' 6rst.n;ass +acs ~ H. -jty wharn t,nto
erote r nTiccs oravai,' ~
e'ane ~ p4Noo ~
lne brewers III convenIou a' o.. LOUIS oe-
ciarea Lnat MAJ. neVerases ere eonuuG1ve TO
- wants sorr.h,dr ~ haI,, +h. ,s,r1,s1-
e,'ca canse Nv ro1I;nn harrrl n ala into ts
cellar,
Hnndreds ~ do,1ara can he savcd IN dortora,
Lii ~ o " "1e T. p1a,;,. 49, ao.,5 - 49,
ah. ~ tn u4te ~ % .,Se n,I ths Ie.d
fnc druggists now sell them.
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10 . '5"on QUO" n"S''
Probably no mau SO fully realizes the hollow