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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

COFFEE AND EGGs FOR SICK PERSONS.
Il have found that a sick person,
wanting nourishment and having lost
appetite, could often be sustained by
the following, when nothing else could
be taken: Make strong cup of coffee
adding boiling milk as usual, only
sweetening rather more; take an egg,
beat yolk and white together thorough
ly; boil the coffee, milk and sugar to-
gether, and pour it over the beaten egg
in the cup you are going to serve it in.
This simple recipe l have used ire
quently in hospital practice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

He WANTED to have some fun, so he
wrote letters to every minister in town
in these words, &" The folks have dis
covered everything. 1t will all blow
over in a couple of weeks. Pa threat
ems to shoot you on the spot" He
wrote them all in female hand, and
the following Sunday nearly every
pulpit was occupied by out-of-town
ministers, as ''our pastor was suddenly
called aWayr
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

Bv DR. Bonds new discovery--s positive cur ne
Tor his dread malady-no knife no CAUSE Ssn.er
pain DR.. Bonds success IN treating U~ nsrt
Is truly marvellous. Remedies sent " ars mi
Of the world. with full directions for
Soms ,re.tment Send q description OF your
case. or auy cancer sufferer you mhy kno" a. "a
P.n,nhlet. and full direct ons sent free- Au
dress. DR.. Ii. +. Bond, Phiiads-, IA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
How Can Express My Thanks:

Mrs. Meeks, of Yorkville, New York. writes
1t affords me great pleasure to write these few
lines to let the public know the value of Ana
keSis, the great External Pile Remedy. 1 have
suffered the last II years everything but
death; in that time have spent hundreds Of
dollars. have tried everything ever heard
of; have had four different doctors, but
found very little relief. at last heard Of Ana
keSis; tried them and in one hours time
found relief and have not been troubled with
them since. How can / express my thanks to
you? No tongue can praise them too highly,
and / would say to all those who are afflicted
with Piles. Hemorrhoids or assures, internal
or external, give Andkesis a trial and you will
no longer be sufferer.
Mrs. MEEKs-
Samples Of Andkesis are sent free to all suf-
ferers on application to z. Neustaedter u Co. :,
Box 1916, New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

WHILE WAITING for Cough to go as II came
you are often laying the foundation for some
Pulmonary or Bronchial affection. IL is better
70 get rid OF Cold ct once BY using that sure
femedy, Or. D Lscnes Expectorant, which Will
cure the most stubborn Cough, and relieve you
Or ali anxiety as TO dangerous consequence.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

IL A rural district of Forfarshire a
young ploughman once went courting
on Saturday night. In vain he racked
his brain for some interesting topic he
could call up no subject suitable for
the occasion-not one sentence could
he utter, and for two long hours he sat
in silent despair. The girl herself was
equally silent; she had no doubt re-
membered the teaching of the old
Scotch song, Man maun be the first
TO speak," and she sat patiently re-
garding him with demure surprise. At
last John suddenly exclaimed, !" Jenny,
there's feather on your apron!" ~
wadna wondered if there had been
twa." replied Jenny, " for I've been
sittin' aside a goose a. nicht
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

Dull ChildreR.-The teacher Of a large
school had little girl under her care
who wss exec lingly backward in her
lessons. She was at the bottom of her
class and seemed to care little about
what passed in it. During the school
singing was sometimes employed as a
relaxation, and noticing that this little
girl had clear, sweet voice, her
teacher said TO her
'Mollie, you have a good voice, and
you may lead the singing
She brighted up, and from that time
her mind seemed more active. Her les
sons were attended to, and she made
steady progress. One day as the teacher
was going home she overlook Mollie
and one of her schoolmates.
We'll Mollie, said she, you are getting
on very well now, how is it that you
do so much better now than at the be-
ginning of the half year?'
Il do not know why it Is replied the
child.
Il know what she told me the other
day." said her companion.
And what was that? asked the
teacher.
why, she said she was ENCOURAGED
Yes, there was the secret-she was
encouraged. She felt she was not dull
in everything. She had learned self
respect and thus was she encouraged to
self-improvement.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
WIT AND HUMOR.

Nor TAKEN. While a Woodward
avenue merchant was standing in his
door to boss the job of cleaning off the
the icy walk, he was accosted by a
stranger who was badly warped in
looks and dress. The merchant had al
ready made up his mind not TO give the
fellow a nickel. when he said:
eff you were me, would you take
the Berlin mission ?''
You take the Berlin mission ~
gasped the merchant.
''Just so. | can take it like a book,
but | don't want to if it will hurt any
ones feelings. | thought I'd inquire
and see how the public felt"
:" You'd better take wash and then
walk" exclaimed the astounded
merchant, as he got his breath.
very WE'LL" was the quick reply.
" If you think I'd better take wash I'll
drop the Berlin mission. l am in the
hands of my friends"
He walked away as stiff as beam
pole, and the German vacancy isn't
likely to be filed from Detroit.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
FARM AND GARDEN.

How TO MAKE A HORSE TRor.-My
own practice is, without pretending to
the knowledge of professional trainers,
to let the horse good deal alone. i
presume do not take the reins in both
hands once in three months, so far as
need of strength goes, when / am driv-
ing on the road. OF course there are
some horses that we must make trot if
they ever trot at all; | tor one do not
desire 10 have any thing to do with
that sort of horses. But give me a
horse that is a natural trotter, and am
sure he will never go except in a trot,
unless by reason of some pain in his
foot or somewhere else, that may cause
him to break. In that case the best
way is TO let him alone. / am driving
a five-year-old colt that is fast. If he
breaks, let him run. After he has
been running six or eight rods, | hint
10 him that it is just as fashionable for
him to strike his trot, and, if he does
not take that hint. in little while, l
give him another. But L don't yank
him, OF jerk him. "pull him back, ~
''sertle him down, square him." a.
they say, and all those other excellent
phrases that do not mean anything.
The colt means TO trot, and L know it,
and if fer some unaceountable cause
he breaks, | know the habit naturally
implanted in him will get him back TO
his trot just as quick as he can. A
horse can not run awhile and catch
himself suddenly, without hurting
himself; so he will take another Jump
or two. When he has jumped two or
three times, give little touch 10 the
reins. suggesting to him that he may
as well trot. He generally knows
what mean, bur If he don't tell him
again, and pretty soon find him going
along with his tail as straight as a
spirit-level. l never on such a horse,
use a check rein, never put on martin
gales, but let him go, head up and tail
streaming. These are the rudders in
tended to keep the horse true in his
gait, and you have no right to deprive
him of his steering apparatus. And
so the rule is, that the horse, if he is
a sensible, level-headed horse knows
a great deal more than you do about
trotting, and you should let him have
his own way. This is my best advice,
briefly put. in regard to driving.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

The pensive goat as he digs up from
under the snow his first old stocking
lunch of the spring, wonders who knit
his browse for him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
YOUTHS COLUMN.

Teach Your Boys.-Teach them that a
true lady may be found in calico quite
as frequently as in velvet. Teach them
common sense, is far better than col
lege education without it. Teach them
that a good, honest trade, well mas
tered, is worth a dozen beggarly "pro-
fessions." Teach them that honesty is
the best policy, that tits better to be
poor than to be rich on the profit OF
"crooked actions" and point your
precept by the examples of those who
are now suffering the torment of the
doomed. Teach them to respect their
elders and themselves. Teach them
that, as they expect to be men some
day, they cannot too soon learn to pro-
tect the weak and helpless. Teach
them by your example that smoking in
moderation, though the least of vices to
which men are heirs, is disgusting
to others and hurtful to themselves.
Teach them that TO wear patched clothes
is no Disgrace, but to wear a black eye
is. Teach them that God is no respect
er of sex, and that when He gave the
Seventh Commandment, He meant il
for them AS well as for their sisters.
Teach them that by indulging their de-
praved appetites in their worst forms
of dissipation, they are not fitting them
selves to become the husbands of pure
girls. Teach them that it is better to be
an honest man seven days in the week
than to be Christian { p one day and q
villain six days.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

"WEIGHT for the wagon" as an Illi-
nois farmer said when he helped a
girl that weighed two hundred and
forty pounds into the vehicle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

WE trust the time will come when
every one will use Dobbins' Electric
Soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Phlladel-
phia.) Its sale is daily increasing, as is
always the ease with articles of merit.
Try il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

a SIMPLE WAY TO TIGHTEN WAGON
TIREs.-I have found the following
way to tighten wagon tires to be sue
cessful: Apply leather rings between
the shoulders on the outer ends of the
spOkes and the corresponding portions
of the fellOes, which may be done as
follows: Procure a number of small
pieces of leather, from an inch and a
half to two inches in diameter; with a
sharp knife and eompasscs, or with a
cutting punch, make round holes in the
centres of these pieces, and make a
straight cut from the holes to the outer
edges of the pieces, so as TO form open
rings. The holes must be made of a
size that will nicely fit the lemons on
the outer ends of the spokes. Place a
fulcrum on the top of hub, on which
place your lever, with its short end
under the fellOe, near a spoke; have an
assistant bear down on the other end
sufficiently TO raise the felloe. and ex-
pose the shoulder and tenon of the
spoke; open your leather and fit it nice
ly around the tenon, holding it to its
place while your assistant relaXes the
lever, and settles the felloe firmly upon
the lever by blow or two upon the
tire. Having repeated the process
with a sufficient number of spokes to
make the tire all right, trim off the
projecting leather even with the sur
face of the spokes, and your task will
be done. If your pieces of leather
should be spongy, hammer them down
some before using.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

1T Is all very well to talk abou
economy, but the difficulty is to ge
anything to economize. The little
baby who puts his toes in his mouth i:
almost the only person who in these
hard times manages to make both end:
meet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

WHAT is the difference between the
menu at a hotel and a reasonable
charge? One is bill OF fare and the
other a fair bill
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

I VINO is slower than molasses in Feb
ruary? A well-dressed woman making
way for a poorly-dressed woman in a
horse-car
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

SIR JOHN LUBBOCK is great author
ity on the habits of ants. His views
on sisters and cousins have not yet
been given to the public.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

A NIGHT-INERANT man-The travelling
housebreaker.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

"WHAT do you think of me?" asked
an old bachelor of witty girl. Il
think you are single-r being" was
the reply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

MANY beautiful ladies, when they are
walking out, seem angry if they are
gazed at, but they are sadly disap-
pointed if they are not.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

FRESH meat, after beginning to sour.
will sweeten ii placed out OF doors in
the cool air over night.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

\ CERTAIN Top was boasting in COM
pany that he had every sense in perfec-
ton. "There is one you are entirely
without" said one of his hearers, "and
that is common sense"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

PRovIDENT MINIsTER-I wish TO state
that l have procured an alarm clock
that will wake up the congregation as
soon as the services are over.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

WHAT is most generally wanted in the
way of navigation is life boat that
will ride safely on a sea of troubles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

WHAT is to be done with a man that
has no mind of his own? His wife
should give him piece Of hers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

DYSPEPSIA has no more popular am
bush than a fried oyster.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

A HEN begins to pay interest when
she gets her coup on.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

INDIANS, though of barber-us race
are never known to shave.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

HOMEMADE GUANO.-Collect a bar
rel of bones, crush them; mix with a
barrel of oak or hickory ashes moisten
with soap-suds, apply quart or two as
special fertilizer on. melons. squashes,
carly ccrn and cucumbers; allowing a
Gill To hill
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

"SPREAD YOURSELF" as the bread re.
marked to the butter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

IT Is a great pity that the burglars
" Jimmy" should so often be an over
match for the policeman's billy"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

MANAGEMENT OF FURNACEs.-Accord-
ding to DIR. Nichols, the custom of
evapOrating water in hot air furnaces
is expensive and unnecessary. 1t takes
nearly twice as much coal to warm the
house as when no water is used. and no
results. The cold air, however for the
supply of furnaces should never be
furnished from the cellar or by box
which is liable to leakage from the eel
lar. Cellar air is apt to be polluted
with dangerous gasses. The draft, also,
of hot air furnaces should be strong, so
as to draw all the gas of the fire into
the chimney, and suffer no leakage
into the flues
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

RIPE tomatoes will remove ink and
other stains from white cloth, also
from the hands.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

Hush money-The money paid 6
baby's nurse.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

IEAN. pries.e1sin isG,es's IN the vord-Impor,.r,'
Trade eon,,pS STAPLE AtieleSPieese.y is An,ssis.-
Shrre-be.t wanted eyeI,
Po. Box iss iESsT WILLS, Ys.sy' '%s.:sps 1as. Ter
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
Business Failures.

WHEN mule weeps does it shed
muleteers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

II Your Liver is Disordered HoofGnTs Ger
man BitteTS will set it Alright
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

PRICKLY COMFREY.-FrIckly comfrev
is recommended by a correspondent
for the feeding and fattening of all
farm stock, and for increasing the milk
of cows 4; it grows more rapidly and lux
uriantly than any other green sOilIng
plant, producing five or six corps of
fifteen to twenty-five tons each per
acre, each season. To teach stock to
eat it, cOnfine them, and after fasting
over night prepare a mixed chopped
feed of cOmfrey leaves and hay, grass,
corn, fodder or like palatable food.
Sprinkle with meal or bran and little
salt. When this is eaten, feed drv hav
and turn out for the day. Next morn
Ing increase the proportion of comfrey.
and after few days they will leave al
most any food for the comfrey. About
One-half of the animals will eat it at
first trial. Pigs and poultry eat il
greedily, and when kept in confine-
ment it will furnish the cheapest, best
and hardest forage with which TO stock
the poultry yard. COmfrey, being a
deeply-rOoted nlant, is Independent of
weather and climate, for in the dryest
and hottest seasons it will afford sever
al heavy cuttings when all other vege-
tation is either burned up or at stand
still. 1t also comes in earlier than any
other crop and lasts longer, continu-
ing 10 afford forage until it is cut down
by severe frosts. The roots NAV be
subdivided and planted at all seasons
OF the year, except in frosty weather,
and in this way only can the plant be
propagated profitably. Comfrey cul-
ture is simple; any good soil is either
forked or plowed six or eight inches
deep and well manured. The root cut
tings, or sets, are then planted like po-
tato sets, three feet apart, say 1000 to
a quarter of an acre. In winter the
roots ought TO be well dressed with
manure or sewage, and when once this
plant is established no further expense
Is needed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

HieskeTs Tetter On.tDse7.t viii cure every
form of letter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EAsR

INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS.
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER.
INFLAMMATION Of THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THB LCNGa
sORE THROAT Diff ULT BREATHING.
PALPIFATION CF THE HART
MYSTERIES, GROUP. DIPHTBERiA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE.
NEURALGIA. RHEUMATISM.
COLD CHILLS. AGUE CHILLS.
CHILBLAINS and FROSr-BrTRS
The application OF the Ready Relief 20 the
part or part. where the pain or difficulty exists
viii afford ease and comfort
Thirty 70 sixty drops In half . tumoier o,
water will IN z W moments cure Cramps,
>paslns >Our stomach, Heartburn, Sick Hea4-
,cns Dlarrhea, Dysentery, CUnc, Wind In tbs
Bowels and all Internal Pans
Travellers should always carry q bottle OF
Railways Ready Relief with them. few
irOps In Water VIII prevent sickness or pains
ron change OF water. IL Is better than French
3randy or Btters as 8 stimulant.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

Thi. dreadful diaease, the doctors teu Us, - :
In the blood. and believing tbs to be true We
advise every sufferer TO try Durang 81 n. s'd
matte Remedy. 1t is tSken internally 49,, go
positively cures tie worst case IN 'no 'N''
nme. Sold by every Druggist In to"h
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

MILK FOR FATTENING FowLs.-To
enable one to fatten fowls or chicks
quickly it is absolutely necessary to
give such food as will accomplish the
purpose best, and to this end we un-
hesitatingly recommend milk in any
state, from fresh 10 thick This should
be fed in connection with grain diet,
for one counteracts any possible delct-
erious influence Of the other. If kept
in darkened place and fed unsparing-
ly on milk, with grain in proper pro-
portions, you will soon have something
very choice to offer up on your tables
to your friends as well as to your fami-
ly. When milk is fed, no water is re-
quired for fattening fowls.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
THE HOUSEHOLD.

BERLIN PANCAKEs.-Putt two pounds
Of flour into an earthen dish, make a
hole in the middle. and put in two
ounces of liquid yeast, stir in a third
part of the flour with milk, so as 10
make thick dough, and let this rise by
the fire. Then add four ounces OF
sugar. eight eggs, five ounces of melted
butter. half lemon grated, and little
salt. This quantity Will make sixty
little balls, so that if not so many are
required the ingredients above named
must be lessened in proportion. Fill
with preserve (any kind most liked VIII
do), and Law on trays spread with a
cloth (houred). Cover with another
cloth, and put near the fire to rise lin
the screen Is best. They must then be
thrown into boiling lard, quite sweet,
deep enough to cover them, and kept in
till they are rich brown color. Roll
them in finely pounded loaf sugar and
cinnamon, if this is liked, and serve
very hot if they are required hot, but
they are also good cold, and form
very pretty side supper dish. They
want cooking with care and patience.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23
raucer can be Cured

rTRouBnEp with Constipation, take H0oJ-
anfs German Bltters,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

A Rustic HANGING BAsKET.-Take
three ends Of cigar boxes, cut them into
triangles, glue them together into
shape, paint in some color like bronze,
get from the woods grapevines and
any pretty rusty things you may find !;
cut a vine five inches long. bend and
glue two inches from point of basket,
another piece five inches long, bend
tine ends together, tie them. glue on the
first piece two more short ones to go
inside of the first; glue them on the
basket crosswise, take two longer ones
for the handle, split at both ends, lap
on two corners, and glue another for
the other corner, tie them together;
make loop of vines to hang by, begin
at the edge of the basket; glue on the
rustic ornaments; yarnish it. L have
half cone at each corner of mine, and
in the interstices 1 put moss.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1879-04-23

FoR PMPIEs on the Face, use Hieskelrs Tes-
er Ointn,syst It never fails to remove them.