The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-11-09
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CURRENT HUMOR.

Gin Sling la the name Of a Chinese student
ut Harvard, who Is preparing himself Tor The
bar.
The word "hoom" is beginning to have 4
hardly ever nnusea about Chicago Iri-
bune.
Why la female Enlargement iluttering
on tho clothes-ltne, like the last piece oil naWe2
It's the ladys thing out.
Two souls with but q. single thought.
Two hearts which bent e. one
Old folks abed--the lamp turned out
Oh, oraokeyl wasn't It fun9
Recent excavations ct Pompeil brought To-
light y hens nest with thirteen eggs ln u.
The Count Joannes has concluded to give up
his European tour Boston Post.
"Whom can we trtst2' ID the black type i1-
auiry Of an exchange. It is Of no consequences.
dWhom can We Induce to trust us?' Ii tho
soul agonzer. New Haven Register.
man In Elizabeth, N. j., recently petit
toned Council for fence that would pc
"goat high, goose tight, and pig strong. to
protect tho public park In that part OF the
city.
The people Of Colorado have been consider.
ably frightened over the Indian troubles, but
no ono ever dreamed that they were hall H0
bad until the last issue Of Harper's WnsHlff
arrived. -I Denver Tribune.
They stood alone and TWAS late
aud deep shadows were cast by tho gate.
When her worry bad brother p The seamp.
-INew York People.
DO not find fault with the hilarious felineg
In their midnight orgies because they serat.on
and bite e,.nh other, they are only testing
/ the truth VI the saying: BE fnr cheWerH ALL
you will be- happy --t Boston journal o. Ooui-s
| lueree.
.rhaannual Congress OF German Authors,
| In session at Dresden has Instituted trlDt1~s
nal OF arbitration for the purpose OF settling
all difficulties relating to literary property.s
The 5uston Advertiser proposes TO BRING
beautiful Snow" TO their attention.
Tho Liverpool Methodist Journal says: W.
object to having anything we Wy III tnese1
columns considered al wit. We are not witty
! II you want that kind OF thing no hear SOME
of tho Tall mad ge rusalam gospel hOWlerBs
from tliat blarsted country across the herring
pond. or
The San Francisco Bulletin evidently has
it's opinion of South Vallejo. 1t says. gen.
tleman Of that place hhd o lusus natlirlp---is
/ three legged titten--born dead. liz YVES pro
posed ID preserve 1t In alcohol, but no one III
the neighhprhood seemed to have the aleuhoA
to spare.
TIe drew in hls breath, with gaaping sob.
With q unavering voice he sang;,
But his voice leaked out. and could not drown
'rhe accompanies olamoTqt1s bang;
He Lost his pitch on the middle Al
And foundered Mt length, like o battered wreck
Adrift On the Wild MIg;hr \ Hawkeya.
A gentle, spirtuelle woman, who cunt NM
out into the back yard To hang up her week IL
washing for fear Of catching cold, will gall
want ali over wet beach for two hours ~ q
bathing suit and flop around In the surf q.
whole forenoon, and never complain OF ner
health as long as there's q man with spy.
glasses sitting on tho hotel stoop.--lS IUt1I6
Commercial
Meeting newsboy whose face WAS searrtd
with scrntches and looked like d map OF Bvm0
vrant railroad centre, d Registev reporter
asked the youngster what tho matter was.
"Feller spoke dsrepectful OF my sister SAID
he'd bet she was crOss-eysd, and J. sailed an.
rs your sister crossed-eyedp' asked the re-
porter. "Hain't got no sister,. was the reply.
at was the principle OF tho thing what KOE
licked for Des Moines Register.
It ID not generally known, we are led % be-
lave. says the San Francisco Iost, thai Ing
following ordinances WAS passed BY the Donru
of Supervisors this week. An net entitled OIL
net to amend an act for the suppression III
conversational "Pinafore' and other crimes,
aEe it hereby enacted, that any person o.
persons whatsoever VINO shHH EIIHk5 usaz q
such expressions rs We'll, BOWS your IrII0n1
Grant today BY the way, did l tsIl you
that was the first man In san ErBraelseU q
shake hands with the General r OF words t.
that effect. either In public or irl private, 81
who shall, without just cause aand pruVoeat
ton relate personal recolleetioSns concerning
said Grant, beginning, That reminds me tllal
when was on ThingamaJlg's stan. down q
the valley etc, said person or persons snail
be adjudged guilty OF felony, aud subject lo
fine OF not less than $50, 600 and imprisonment
> not less than twenty-five ye,hrs, or both.
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p,r,p EothachiId of Vienna has ii favor