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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Market Reports.

Passing through our market streets
will convince anyone that the festival
season has again been laid aside and
business resumed with fresh vigor
and frightened hopes,
We now have i solid dollar, which
is characteristic Of q sound basis ON
which to base our calculations. AZ
though prices are low and the ten
dency to higher prices not very
encouraging yet, 4 better feeling pre-
walls.
The leading produce markets since
our last weekly review has been mod
erately active and generally steady.
FLOUR:-This branch Of trade has
been somewhat qaiet, and firm. Stocks
in store are moderate, quality good,
and prices about rs low rs they can he
to afford the merchant living profit
and 1T the same time he III sympathy
with wheat
We quote prices to-day is follows:
XX lhome gromdl, ~ o0@2 70
XXX Winter ',.,..... . 80
Old Capital, Winter" q
Standard ."Spring" 5o@2 Is
Prairie Lilly, Winter" 3 90
Snowflake, (Aalf patenh. 90
Patents, spring" "...... ) 80
WllEAT-Theye MAS Il fair buSi-
ness transacted in this market consid-
cring The quantity in the hands Of the
farmers, and the feeling was tolerably
steady and firm, fluctuations limited
to u very small range Prices gen
orally range from l0c to Goc for
Spring. and from t5c to 7oc for Win
ter. Occasionally i load of superior
qaality sells for Il cent or two PER bus.
over tie above quotation
CORN--ls offered quite freely
prices range from l5c to lSc per bus.
Purchasers eoutine their stocks to a
small leeal trade.
OATS There WAS very little doing
in this market during The past week
Prices remain unchanged, White i2c.,
Mixed, lOc.
BARLEY Aoniual Offerings
light, stocks small, and quality infe-
rior. Prices range from l5c. q 5)r,
according 70 samples.
l'LAA-SEED Remains unchanged
Prime sells FOR zoe per bus.
Cil'rI - Bceyes. soto 500 SHIP
ping grades, $3.50 TO 100, with cxcoN-
tioually fine lot At s3o5 70 $50
lin';S-Liye, 81 to S225. Fine an
ilnal5, a2.3o to Spz.a..
- 25 to $3.50. according to grade.
The following is 1 correct price
list:
Gold. ,....,.,........''. 9i.ou
Shorts, 100
Cornmeal (bolteD," 100
Bran, :" 9v
Potatoes per bus.......,.,, ~
Butter, per H.. ,.....,.....,. .o36lt
Eggs per doz. (cashl. hl......... IN
Hides, per tb ............ .0l
Tallow, .,........... O4iS
Lard, ....,.. ~
Salt, per bbl., ..........,.. 2.0l
Lime. per hbl.. LOG
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

A severe snow storm is reported
from the central part Of France.
The wind blew with tho force of
a hurrican, and much snow has
fallen.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Union Hotel,

RICHARD MANNING ploptietor, Eden. Iowa
Ceaily, Nis Ffst-clars hotel odattons
d good barn, ana sood STOCK II wines ana
lin1iOr VI HE mar l.XHIti
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

small western citi.s suffer 4 great
deal from travelling shows, which in
spite Of preliminary promises of ex-
cellence, prove to be poor; but aman
ager calling himself William Quick
has carried the awindle further by adj
yertising performances and never
giving them at all. He hires hall
posts bills announcing Minstrel
troupe, sells tickets up 70 the time the
show II to begin, ana then rides ont
of town with the money. This mode
III business, however, has lDUught
him to i Michigan jail. 4 similar
rogue advert ised lecture by Col. Iii
gersol in North Adams. a few days
AGO, ana got Off with about 80 The
audience was kept waiting as bng as
possible by announcements that In
gersoll had missed train but would
arrive 1T o'clock.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

The daughter ii enc Of the Id pris-
oned directors of tile City Of Gasgow
Bank made 4 touching appeal { be nj |
lowed to take her fathers plan until |
his trial, but her request Vas not |
granted.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Wisconsin House,

JosrPR uocKIhu proprietor, Dodgeyiilc W ".
The best OF wines and liquors Kept constantly
at the Bar. There N 4 large warn n connection
with tile hcte and attentive hpstlers are
always on hand.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Eden Hotel,

On corner Of Mineral Point, III hlaud, Nlnscoda
ANoea, Madison aud Prairie dH Chicn roads
Edeu, Iowa Co., His, MIKE Schultz, Prop
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
parlnet 5 tlotal,

A. NcCrfeuIS, proprietor, Opposite tne dsrot'
Arena, WIS. Goou stanies ana Gatle iafdf
lLEtlAcd u the premises.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Avoca House,

uEsRY LEACH, proprietor, Ayoca Wisconsin.
Teams and drivers luTHlrhud t. aup part 1t t.,c
country Good Ltyery eosuected wItA The House
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

wolld be sufficient to defeat it'll
without debate.
Brother Talmage Juhilant.
TO leave ono's house and
come out here tonight is an
Arctic expedition" said the
Reverend Talmage, at the Tab.
crnacle iii New York City,
on last Friday evening. "A
few days ago We heard people
sagoly predicting that there
wasn't going to be amy winter.
They toldus chat ueNt summer
the yellow fever was going 70
! soourge the cities Of the North
as II did those of the South
last summer But the cold
weather II the lHst few days
put q check upon all that. The
germs of malarinl fcvers have
been frozen to death. God
forms The iciele as beautiful
rs the corn, What arc the
harvests OF wheat and apples
compared with the harvests|
that ato reaped NJ eur iirrsiacs
in social converse during these
long Arctic evenings I! Thank
God for winter But while we
are enjoying the comfort Of our
homes let us not forgot those
who are obliged to suffer the
| pan@s 81 cold Remember the
.flg,' end car drivers, the pilots
and sailors WHO alc boating
With flph arms and stamping
theil Feet 20 Keep up i waning
rircNlatiua Pass not ono of
thcm hy without . word OF
good cAeer n any az you
have 4 pair ST shoes in the
house that You can spare, re-
member the cold ipgt OF thl
q coat i,ist 5ou don [ need,
rtmombef tde hundreds 81
persoh5 around you who are
suffering 70 night ror u lack Of
clothing lo protect their bodies
from the chilling blast =
MI 'lalnaec congratulated
eycryhodyon the resumption Of
specie payments "At Iast the
bright gold dollar n totalSe the
place 81 pieces q dirty pare
haring i baa photograph u
Washington official, Most
people think that the civil war
ended with the surrender of
Lee ~ Grant at Appo,amox
Court lIouse. say the war
WAS not half over then The
war ended last Wednesday
night, and the last seventeen
years Of this war has been Il
story Or tears and blood. | say
blood, for such is the truth
our cemeteries have been
crowded with the dead victims
Of these long years Of suffering
and despair. The nation has
had = terrible schooling under
a hard and cruel master during
that time, and il has only just
graduated into Il career OF
peace and prosperity. Now
we can look forward TO the
development Of our country.
Tho full development Of the
country means y Boston, a
New York, i Philadelphia and
"A Charleston for the Pacific
slope, with great agricultural
mineral and manufacturing
achievements all over the space
between the two seaboards.
Wcsloyans of England have set
on foot u movement to build in
various parts Of the country 100
chapels . year for the next ten
years. Towards this scheme two
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Dr. w u Osborn.

uaMEorArne PHYSICIAN ASD uhGEoN, MINER
al fclnl, is,.ulilec dAc Goot V"s' o' - o.
Hotel,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
pH lSICIANS.

j. B. Nloffett. M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. oitcc IN Rear oil his
DrNa Statt, Ni!.ei@i .rul-s, 'lssol'Fdt.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Dr. Van Dusen, M, D.

PllleICIAN AND sthGLoN, VIII mona h1meeh III
tCaut,lLs. ~ ,,1is N.et a. 5a'IN = i'S
once ~ LIS lc-laence. Sh-o
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Cl1a.rles Ngnn,

PnYstcIAS AND suEGroN, Highland, Wisconsin.
county.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
VIM. Jas. Healey,
Commission SALESMAN AND GEN
ERAL CoLLIGTIN6 AGENT.
Mineral Point. Wisconsin.

sales attended to IN any part Of Iowa and
adjoining counties. COLLECTIONS promptly
msde Rh JAS HEALRY.
l1-ata Ainerai Point his.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Q. @. Smith,

ArpuRNEl Al Law, DoGacy4Ile, Wisconsin.
once near the Post ulde Attends 70 the
General utuetIcc ui Lam III The Clgcatt Courts
nj Ihe state. aud Tie ouHty Court IN all Probate
matters
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
b. 'rernes,

ATTORNEY AT LAW, Highland, Wis Cotec-
tions promptly atteA"ed 10. olt'CV over Non'
dOrl L. kreuls store.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Wilson s. RIcIlhon,
r. Pateheld,

ATTORNEYS AND GoUNsELLoRs AT LAW, once
IN the City Bank, Minors fotnt, WIS ~
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

ATTORNEY an Law, aud General Insurance
Agent. Qfice over Alton & iuse,s store
Miliin. Wis. %e-u
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
A. Macarthur,

ATTORNEY AT LAW, Miner j Point, Wis. Once
"a sortn-yast corner of city Ilall building. A
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
AlpKo JENSs.
MOSES NJ. STRONG. W. 7. Goa
Strong 81 Coad,

ATTORNEYS AND CoUNsELLoRs At LAW. once
opposite the Court House over z. Allen & Co..
store,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10
Business Directory.
LII W'TERS.

j. w. taylor,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR At LAW, Linden
Wiz
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

Lanyon & Spensley,
ArToRNErs AND CouNsELLoRs. Office rooMs
over nc Pest Office. Mineral Point, Wisconsin.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1879-01-10

Wesloyans of England have set
on foot u movement to build in
various parts Of the country 100
chapels year for the next ten
years. Towards this scheme two
wealthy laymen-sir francis ~.
cctt and Mr.. William Mewburn-
have each promised clio, 900.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
\ Modest Tramp.

a modest ring at the door bell of
house ON Brady St,eet called the lady t
! the door yesterday to discover a tramp
who, to her great astonishment, pulled of
| his hat as he said
Madam, did big tramp with on,
eve call here to day p
Yes about an hour ago" she re
piled,
His breath smclt of onions. didn't
itf'
Yes, terribly
"And he asked for mince pie and cold
beef tongue, didn't he -
Yes, he did. | never saw more i'm.
pudent fellow
f" We'll, manam, am following him
around to tell the people just what sort
OF a fellow he is. Don't you give him
a mouthiul-not even drink of wa
ter >
=" But you look like tramp, too,' she
observed
Well, am one, ma'am, bu | lou'G
eat onions, and | never ask for minee
pie. All | wants is slice of bread with
bone on it, and if they dips the hone
IN vinegar first, so much the better
Those OF us who sleep in the old straw.
stack back here wants to give families
a chance to get through the winter, while
that ere chap with one eye rushes around
and demands the very luxuries of Kings
and Queens Don't encourage him,
ma am, he can't appreciate good wittles
after he gets EN-
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
YAN=B =BUREN

The County Seat of Crawford County,
and also the principal town, is thriving
and improving town, pleasantly situated
on the north bank of the Arkansas river.
100 miles west Of Little Rock by railroad
and 2Jo miles rom the same point by the
river. is population numbers 1900 to
1900. There Is, IN soocesStal operation
here three steam Flouting Mills, which
manufacture as good flour as is made any
where, which is shipped in large quanti
tics to Little D""k and other points he
low here; a steam Saw and Planning Mill
to which is atuacned machinery lol max
ing moul0in2s and scroll work; a wagon,
buggy and carriage mandatory; three
steam cotton gins, Broom Factory
which ships nroOms to St Louis, New
Orleans aud other places, The Presby
terian, NJ +, Church South, Episcopal
and Catholic Societies, all have good
churches, in which services are regularly
held. The Masons, Odd Fellows, and
Temperance Soc eties all have organiza
tioa.s. There are, also, two weekly new
papers published here. Van Buren, has
many buildings, both brick and frame,
that would be an ornament to much
larger place; her merchants and profess
ional men stand high in their several ca
pacities, and her citizens, generally, tol
hospitality, etiquette and intelligence,
will rank with those Of any country.
Van Buren in consequence Of her heal
| thy location, her facilities for receiving
and shipping, both by rail and river, and
cheapness of all the necessarics of life
presents great advantages for manufact
| uring
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
And He Kept His Word.


A young man entered the bar room o
village tavern anG asked fol ,iiih,
No. said the landlord, "you had III,
delirium uemens once, and | cannot sell
you any more He stepped aside to
make room for 4 couple Of young ren
who had just. entered, ald the laadlofd
waited on them very pol tely The 9th
er had stood bv silent and suleu, and
when they had finished he walked up to
the landlord and thus addressed him
Six years age, at their age, stood
where those young men are now. ! was
n young man with fair prospects Now
at the age of twenty eight am wreck
in body and mind, YOU led me to drink,
In this room | formed the habit that has
been my ruin Now sell me few glas-
SEES more, and your work will be done.
] shall soon be out of the way; there is
no hope for me, But they ean be saved
Do sell it to me and lei me die, but for
heavens sake don't sell any more to
them" The landlord listened, and trem
bling, Setting down his decanter. he ex.
claimed, $50 help me God! this is the
last drop | will ever sell to any one -
And he keeps his word
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
A LECTURE
To Y Dung Men.

Just Published in a Sealed EHrelope. Price c
Cents.
4 Lecture on the Nature, Treat
ment aud Radical cure of seminal Weak
ness or permatorrhR, induced by Self-abuse,
Involuntary Emissions, lmpotcney. Nervous
Debility, and lmpediments to Marriage. gen.
orally; Consumption, Epilepsy, and FITS
Mental and Physical lncapacity. &c.-By
| ROBERT J. .tULNERW ELL, N. ID, author
of the Green Book ,Sc
| The rldrenowned author In this admi-
rable Lecture, clearly proves from his own
experience that the awful consequences OF
Self-Abuse may be etfeetually removed with
out medicine, and without dangerous surgi-
cal operations, bougies, Instruments. rings or
cordials pointing out mode OF cure at once
certain and ellectual, by which every sufferer
no matter what his condition NAV he. NAV
cure himself cheaply, privately and radically
/ This lecture will prove boon To thousand.
and thousands,
| sent under seal in plain envelope, to any
address. postpaid, on receipt OF six cents OF
| two postage-stamps.
| Address the Publishers.
i THE CULVERW ELI. MEDICAL co,
~, Ann St, Nep York; Post Oalcc BOX. $50
tpiy IE
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A In A.

Is new and fast improving town, nine
miles east of Van Buren on the line of
the l. r d f. $. Railway, and is the CEN
ter of a good neighborhood, and com
mands large trade. There is steam
FIGURING Mill aud Cotton Gin in opera
ton; several stores, hotels, weekly
newspaper and all the various kinds Of
business usually transacted in country
towns, have their representatives in this
place
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
van Buren
STEAM FERRY
u s. MAIL ROUTE---QUICKEST An
BEST CROSSING ON THE
ARKANSAS RIVER,
THE we'll know and long. est

INHE well-known and long. est
at van Buren, Arkansas, is now upao, a
charge of the subscriber. The propri.los. % we
ing recently put on large New Steamboat "M' .'t
with careful and experienced Ferrymen tLe, ~ "no
conn dent that they can give universal sati.f,.a
|" the travelling public. THAR aim wilII,
meetthe increasing demands of the lnr
grant travelto lexas
The st. Louis and sherman, Texos II 1,
MAILS are carried over this Ferry which /. poo5
guarantee that it is the shortest as well n: y'
best route for travel of all kinds. we
This Ferry has the largest and best loa,0,,
river, and can cross 200 wagons and teoas w w y
day and no detention of either bank need he as'
Pected' Enclosures for stock, and sheds for fra,
elers are being built on both sides the rive, aa
n, pains will be spared dtoaccommodate to the nnhi;.
meshali strive to continue to make this the non
nlar routs toand from Missouri and Texas. r'f'
n B.-Fcrry Accounts must be settled Mor,h
ly. No desationfrom this rule. "'N
WILL EAKlN, Superintendent
Van Buren,, Feb ], 49, ;,
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the other day
,esents ostentati
lSl, 900 bill a pres

:, guests had departed
..-4.an vouiy rolled up the bill and
~. -.-,lt in his vest pocket, and that was the
end of it.
Perseverance is the best school for ev
cry manly virtue.
Who is powerful? He who can con-
troll his passions. Who is rich ? He
who is contented with what he has,
Jewish Sayings,
A polite philosopher thanked a lady
who had been singing to a party for an
hour by saying "Madam, you have was
ted our time charmingly
A physician little daughter, called up
on fora toast, gave: The health OF papa
and mamma and all the world. But she
suddenly corrected the sentiment, mot
all the world, for then papa would have
no patients"
If the young ladies have the least lin
gering respect left for the elasticity OF a
young man arms, they will summary
shoot those big leather belts that nov
encircle their waists When the BOYS
want to hug horse collar they'll 60 ou,
in the barn.
Cat sausages' have been succe ssfully
introduced in the San Francisco market
They didu't go "fur," and there was lots
Of new sick wheh the purr chasers found
out what they were eating
A printers toast; "Women-the fair.
est work in creation. The edition is very
large, and no man should be without 2
copy.
The Boston Transcrip. SAYS that the
pump handle sees good deal of the
ups and downs OF life. SO does tn,
man with the one leg shorter than tn,
other.
The first thing some women will dc
when they get To Heaven will be to lool
and see II their wings are cut bias, Will
the wings of other angels are gored.
female elephant in the Philadephi
geological Garden was greatly frighten
ed by the recent gale, and when she Gu
one Of her I, ct on the glass of broke
window her terror was complete. Sh
sat on her hauuches, held up her wounc
ed foot, and beloved lound and Ions
When the keeper entered, her male con
panion had his trunk wound round til
foot, as though trying to comic
her.
A feature Of the fashionable waterir
places in Virginia this season is the +
male BARRIERS. One of them has an c
Enlistment at the White Sulphur Spring
and her skill With razor is only surpas
ed by the fascination of her person at
a her manners. The other day, as a Bal
more lady was passing the shop, she IN
her husband who was perfectly beardles
coming out, and with such pleasant e
preston on his face that her indignatit
was aroused.
What were you goiag to do n the
s.ry'i she savagely inquired.
Taking shave"
"Taking shave! Why. YOU bal
faced ola prevarieator, you could
raise half n dozen hairs on that bras
cheek OF yours, If your life depend
Oil it.
THAT'S very true, my dear" return
the incorigihle man, "but like 10 ha
her feel for en-
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
CEDA VILE,

Ten miles north of Van Buren, on the
stage road to Fayetteville, is place of
considerable business, there being a
steam FIGURING Mill and wool-carding
machine in the vicinity.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
OLlNER,S STATION.

On the Fayetteville road, is Is miles
north Of Van Burcn, and has a steam
mill and cotton gin, and is a good bust.
ness point.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
ARkIOE,

In the western part of the county, is the
location Of a steam FIGURING Mill and
Cotton Gin aud two stores
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
ARKANSAS STATE GAZETTE
DAILY AND WEEKLY,
Oldest, Best, and Cheapest Paper in the Ian

Oldest, Best, and Cheapest Paper in the Ian
TERMS:
weekly, six months 81 %
do / month, 25
do per year 2 Oh
do copies year, 90
10 10 copies II SO
Daily. pcryear, $40 90
do six months 5 90
do per month. ] 90
Address.
ADAMS b BLOCHER,
Dee. 1876. Iittlee Rock, AK.
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THE ARKANSAS DEMOCRAT.

DAILY AND WEEKLY
BLOCHER & MITCHELL, Proprietors
Daily, tBy Mai) $500 per year.
so cts per month. or for lses period.
Weekly, 81 80
Clubs OF ten, ! 25
A live State paper, liberal and progressive,
Active canvassers wanted. Liberal com
missions allowed to good men. Address,
BLOCHER 4 MITCHELL
Little Rock Ark.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07

BELMONT in the eastern part Of the
county, and MOUNTAINBU RG in the
north western part, have post offices,
stores and mills
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
HKeep IVAN dom dat neear, tcll You,' .

keep way from dat negar, tell YOU
" keep way from him. Hes like dc los-
tie John lived on in the wild ness"
"How's dat ? she asked. "Low cuss an
wild honey replied Uncle Rube
In the make up Of small boy ,here is
altogether too much whistle for the
amount of hoy. II is most too much
like using tw quart funnel in three
once phal,
A parting glnss The maidens final
look in the mirror al her new hat
Capt. Henry Allon, of Salem, Mass,
has peartree, 239 ycare old in his gar.
den.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07
CRAWFORD COUNTY

Asks the attention of all who are seeking
homes, to the attractions offered in the
way of fertile lands. to her facilities for
manufacturing, to her climate unsnrpass.
cd in heathfuness, and to the cheapness
of ali the neCessaries Of life.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07

A young man who complained that his
girl was too shy and retiring, found a
year after marriage that she could "come
up to the scratch beautifully. The bus
band Of year has no business to stay
away from home until midnight, anyway.
-Norristown Herald
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07

GS' George Henry Lewes, a well
known English writer, and the husband
of George Eliot, the celebrated, the cee-
hrated novelist, is deaf, aged 81.
The Van Buren press., 1879-01-07

Lincoln county can boast Of having
within her borders the biggest hog in tie
State. 1t is of the four-legYed variety
measures six feet nine inches around the
waist, eight feet from snout to tail, TWEEN
ty three inches through the shoulders,
three feet three inches in height, is two
years old and weighs nine hundred and
fifty pounds.-Troy Free Press.
Thirty days hath September, if we the
almanac remember. Then comes Octo.
ber, brown and sere, the month we chills
and fever fear And then November
month Of rains, when one is full of aches
and pains, December comes, with frosts
aud SHOWS, and gives us cbilblains on our
toes. And January without thaw'-
no cash on hand from which to draw
Boston Globe.
The Eight Of other days-Talow can,
dies.
No wonder the climate didn't agree with
him when none of his aequa:ntanees ever
could
He that runs may read--a great many
things concerning his character, especially
II he runs Tor Office.
Why they call sensational report a
'canard' is because you canardly believe
it, you know.
What is the difference between the
weather and the baby? One never rains
but it pours, and the other never pains
but it roars.
How on earth do you manage to get
along so well l thought four years ago
you were head over heels in debt "Oh,
those were old debts; never pay my
old debts" But your new ones Z" Il
let them get old.'
An lrishman waited at the cardinals $
table in Dublin, on Friday, when there
\ we're seventeen courses of fish. " BE
dsd." he exclaimed, ''if that's what We
'all fastin', it's meself that could stand
s't The year round"
said the civilized
nr venerable pa
orted the savage,
aurs."