The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-10-02

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Sundays and be cool aud comfortable
w,ihous danger Of being crowied -
uo ii ebureb.
Whenever d doctor makes his APP
pefauce iu new settlement IN the
tar We.t. the inhabitants know that il
1 about time 10 pick out location for
cemetery
And naw the returned city people
wnte q iheir country cousins, with
whom they have beea staying, that
they anyej safely bot found the city
affected with smallpox, which il likely
to last all winter
A well known Evangelical clergy
man. GA being accused oi lea1iog
toward Univtnaiism. replied that be
hoped every body would 20 TO heaven,
Add. said be. there are some persons |
wish were there now.
u told her I'd never smoke another
cigar, BIO SAID softly, aud wont. A
pipes plenty good enough for mo, aud
he gracefully drew a match over the
leg Of his trousers
An exchange says the fall Of an
apple set Isaac Newton TO thinking,
but the fan q the single has made
more boys think than all the apples that
ever grew
No, sir. said the gentleman from
Pittsburgh, ! was not in the war, but
nay brother was, and lie was wounded.
Al / indeed. seriously wounded ? Yes,
cir be was shot IN the horse.
II Lincoln had not died. exclaimed
political orator, what would he have
been 10 day Alive. ventured timid
looking man on back seat, and the
tide Of e'oquence was momentArily
checked
kind oyster. I've importan, infor-
nation, sing hey the bully bivalve that
you are YOU now will make suecu.
lent collation. stag hey the merry
oyster ADD the K
"A teaehcr defined conscience as
something within you that tells you
when yen have done wrong had IL
once cried a yogug tawhead. and they
hii 10 .eDi l1r doctor
"a momeatOns interview Good
evening Good evening This il
pleasant evening A very nice even
ing May zee YOU home this evening"
Well. nol THE evening Good evening.
Good evening Thus evening matters
al araqna
This is sad commentary on the
boosted civilization aud Christianity
81 oar age, icspondenty murmured
tramp when lie discovered that the ham
be had stolen II twilight, from the front
81 gr3oers store was wooden one.
Did you ever notice the poor chap
that stands "a the first picture Of the
a'maose with the fish, and sheep. and
scorpions. aud bulls. and tsins around
hin nid you ever notice that be was
nakfd and had nothing IN bis stomach
Well ,ba, poor fellow used @ edit a
papf
A 10 yeaf-old boy. hoasting Of Lis
fathers accomplishments. pot il thus
Ms father can 30 almost anything
bee Notary Public. aud he's al
aPotheesry, ahd eau pull teeth ard
he's horse doctor. AID can mend
Wagons aad tbings. aud can play the
6idlt hes Ackass Al al trades
he asked Ter cllss q little girls
who went into The srk wiih Noah
None 81 them seemed 10 know bot
one hltlc girl tboosht she must say
soacihing, and. DOT knowing, used
her natural born right q guessing. and
70 the amusement 81 the teacher re.
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