Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-07
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Doesn't come :;-l!iss-A boy baby.
A wifes secret-IIer opinion of her hus
band.
4 Is a lady's hair likely to bang when it Il
powdered
A Brooklyn girl is named Opportunity
Young men like to embrace her.
! \ Rockland female calls her husband
Macilnge. because he Is such stick.
Naomi was 5O3 years Old when she mar
ried. Don't be in hurry, gilis.
The lady with new bonnet never likes
to hear clergyman pray for rain.
A Young lady who is unable to ''fasten
one should never attempt to fasten eight.
Persons should always dress to suit
their figure. A hump-backed lady for
instance, ought to wear q canel's-hair
shawl.
A man died in st. Louis recently, and in
his will, after saying that he never forgot
favor, lett $1,000 to an individual who
ten years ago ran away with his wife.
al <AldD "IltOl "A WOIOGu Will
make as long and as patient tug as
camel if you will only give her a kind
word and show her bit OF green comfort
at the end.
Down on the Delaware river there lives
4 woman farmer, Mrs. A. G. Thomas, who
manages personally farm of twenty
acres and makes Il profit of $2.5OO year
from it.
lin choosing wife," says an exchange,
"be governed by her chin. The worst OF
that is. after having chosen wife. one is
apt to keep on being governed in the same
way.
When lady, by accident, discovers that
her photographer has put her picture in
his showcase, she goes home and nlaAes a
terrible time over it, but she doesn't order
it to be taken out
These are the evenings when a girl of
common sense will ask her lover 70 whack
that mosquito digging his bill into her
back rather than sit still and be gouged.
What a feeling Of relief comes over
woman as she enters church and discov-
ers that her neighbours wife has the same
feather on her bonnet that she wore last
season.
Before marriage. a man is generally |;
greeted by his sweetheart with, My dar-
ling is it your But after marriage she
rushes to the door and shouts,
Hugh Henry, wipe your bcots.''
Philadelphia Chronicle: Short dresses
are now all the rage ir Paris. This is
glorious news for the American women.
who have grown left-lIanded in the back
from STOPPING over to pick up their trails
Pretty compliment paid to MINNIE. Gre
~ by farmer. Il member of a deputation
rom Montsous-Voudray: "Madam, your
'ank is higher than it was, but our love
or You could not be greater than it was.' {
II homely people, especially women, are
wise. then the Ohio delegation of pencil
''lsI'ers must possess more of it to the
q'lale inch than any set of people we ever a
Farmer. {
The newest thing in high art. girls. is to Z
'aint your brothers clay pipe a delicate !
ky-blue. with !: cluster OF lillies-of-the-
alley on the bowl. If you haven't got a I
rot;.ers clay :5ipc. some other girls
rotl,cr's clay pipe will do AS we'll, or per- {
APPS better. a
Among the goods offered for human r
ear by a glass spinner OF Vienna are ),
lass m.iffs. white md curly; glass hats ;,
" iaiies; glass feathers glass wool. not .
be distinguished from the genuine
lass carpets, cuffs, collars, walls and
'esses.
''Oh. Yes. I'm mad-just as mad as can +,
- exclaimed a fashionable lady, tossing i.
,r head to give emphasis to her words. 9
TO think those horrid reporters should b,
I'VE had the impudence to lug me into le
cir description of the FITZGERALD we'd b,
ng. Ugh! the llorrid thin nss-and they n,
d not even mention the lace on my
ess.' er
A Napa belle, attending an entertain
rnt recently given in Vallejo. complained o'
one OF the scenes that the light was too
m to show the acting properly. wont
III try this glass?' asked her escort, tn
nding her his lorgnettc. Hastily cover m
!, the suspicious looking object with a co
she placed it to her lips, took dy
ong pull. and handed it back in lii. ..ust, &C
ring, "Why, there is not drop in ~ *
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