The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-02-25
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Nina Sippi hes On immenss mouth.
III You ere not ssii.6ed With your
neighbo:s call, you can return il.
If You want to make the postmaster
med write your postal cards in cypher.
-Greenland hss no cats.-Eiekaa,e
That 10 because Greenland has no back
porches.
In the country they blow . horn BE-
fore dinner; in sosn they take one before
dinner and af,es, TOO.
The dearest thing to man 10 his wife.
|-EIeAanss.
Mistake. II il his wife's milliner bill.
The reason Why there are 20 many
idle mea in this eountsy-,hey havn't got
time to work.
Some people drink whisky punches
until they get whisky paunches. There
fore "puoch With care"
-Sieber, the St. Clair county. Illinois,
Treasurer, didn't steal anything; he sim
ply voted himself 900 back pay"
Why do 40 many people eonsreRaie
about vhisky shop?-EIokns9e.
Because the spirit says com~"
Patti is still supporting Nicolini.-E1-
esa.ss.
That's better than for her u support the
Marquis de Caux.
The yrestess drawback 10 moving into
. nes neighborhood i the trouble one ex-
perie"cea in getting credit At the saloon. in
the vicinity.
Yes the peach trees were killed and
the cherry irees are all frose up; but Ne
noticed yesterday an axie-sree bearing
over 1000 pounds. Dead ripe, too.
Bob Burde,.e says his hook j. publish.
ed for Two dollars per copy. That il .
better reason than most authors give for
publishing . book.
John B. Cough never drinks . drop Of
liquor under any circun,sssnces.-EIekangs
Nor does the undenigned. Six fingers
il the charge we usually srspPle With.
-Ou,rs R,u6s Soldeoe has a dauehter
old enough to be married this month. Err
ehanss.
She vas old enough to get married last
month il she'd wanted TO.
A man in Phil.delphia has dog that
can say no.-EreAasse.
That IL more that many Jolly dog" Of
the too legged variety can say when ''iri-
es,ion" il proposed.
The sculptor Hart worked eighteen
year, tn perfect his statue Of . WOMAN
Exchange.
We know Of . well-6nished statue Of
that gender that was turned out in four
teen years.
The comet of America still holds its
sone.-K C. 1imes.
Yes. and is ribs. ton; bot they don't feel
like mans arm. and you don't look for
EN- Sunday nights.
A Pacific coast paper has an article
headed "A Girl Chased BY . Bear" We
didn't resd the article. but will bet that If
the girl wanted to be hussed % much -
one ve know Of. the bear caught her.
We are to have Kate Ciaxton in Two
Marriages" one night next vesk.-Asgsaa
Ere.iss Nsrs.
Two marriages in one night! Kate's
in luck. II puzzles the average woman to
take hand in one marriage. in one night.
When Eve ate Of the apple she knew
she Vas naked. We have often thought
- ve looked at some 81 Eses dancing
daughten that smother bite would b Of
service to them-is might opsa their eyes
to their uneovereL condition.
He Vas bleeding. She vss bensive.
sad and undecided. He grew eloquent, and
her eyes became suaused With tean. He
looked hopeful. She hove . sixh, drew
from her pocket . delicately embroidered
handkerchief and-blev her nose Il Va .
bad cold. not emotion; she was engaged to
the other fellow.
They never use bullesis board on the
Worcester Pres. They merely take the
INSIDE out Of the editors slipper and lean is
ont Of the s-cond story window sGsinst the
sidewalk and chalk their dispatches on
thst.-Nerr,eA Buletia.
II they tried that in Sedalia. people
would labor under the impression that .
car load Of over ripe egg had been wreck
I'd in this vicinity,
"A verdans youth from the rural districts
wanted % 20 to wsco yesterday BY rail.
without buying . ticket Some heartles
vss advised him 70 apply 10 the b'essss
M ester and have himaeIf checked through