The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-08-14
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Buy thermometers when they are lower.
Satan never holds caucus Of the leaders Of his
party
Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is
made of.
tits lawful to shoot woOdcock now until Sep
tember first.
The postage stamp knows It's place after 1t has
been licked once
Dogs appreciate good care. II not kept clean
they will flea the house.
When q boy prefers wax to tobacco, he Of two
evils chews the less.
The Philadelphia Chronicle thinks that in hot
weather st, Louis rules therOast.
Think less Of the vipers that may attack you,
and more of the duty that lies before.
While a Madison, Ga, negro was being baptiz-
ed one Of the brethren stole his Shoes
Salmon trout stuffed with oysters must be deci
dedly tender eating at this season Of the year.
Sickness turneda western mans hair from white
to dark brown. Probably the sick man dyed
Our First Baby" is the title Of new book. 1t
is bound in muslin, OF course, and has weak
back.
The man who was tossed over the back Of an
irate bull was reported as not dead, but only gone
beef DER.
The first act Of man-and woman too-now, Is
to keep cool" The only way to do so is to
keep shady"
A Pennsylvania Judge has decided that q wo.
man is not an old maid until she has reached her
thirty fifth birthday.
1t is feared the report Is untrue that Paul Boy.
ton intends to go over Niagara We, however,
have no fears on that subject.
There ia no advantage to be gained in murmur.
ing or complaining OF our lot In Life and grlevlng
over our hard experience.
A man who gets pair Of square shoulders from
his tailor came very near being indicted by the
grand jury for false wearing. .........
A young lady on Centre street waa stungon the
lip by bee the other day. We congratulate the
bee on knowing just where the honey wRs.
A Jersey City man was recently arrested for
sinacking his wife across the nose with red and
yellow worsted motto bearing the words "Home,"
Sweet Home"
In Siam the penalty for lying iH to have the
mouth sewed up. II that was the law In this
county, great many people would experience
great difficulty in eating.
Mr.. Bass, the English brewer, has given a free
library to the town OF Derby. The building cost
S75 000 and there is collection of 10000 volumes
in the lending library.
uato voII ,Ditho,,t -,
a moral exchange. This may be true; but here.
abouts girls work harder to get mothers In law
than they do to get mothers
At the Indianapolis Journal press.room, the 9th.
or day, a rat chased by a dog, jumped into press
while It was running, and came through in q
twinkling spread out to the size Of o 1Ax2O sheet
A prominent Democratic Congressman took his
daughter to task the other evening because she
permitted her lover to stay while after 10 o'clock
La, pa" said she, I'VE were only holding little
extra session. iHbg3 st's.a,Hf q hsaf
An Irish cab driver, having driven gentleman
long stage during storm OF rain, the gentleman
said to him, paddy, are you not very wetY"
"Arah, l don't care abou. being wet, but phase
yer honor, I'm very dry" t.., 10.
In the midst fife we never know what Ia GO
ing to happen. Dispatches chronicle the biting
of child by vicious hog the drowning OF man
IN stone quarry, and the burning Of mill dam
in consequence Of the ie starting in the stone
pile.a
How the world was made Is a question often
asked Is now being discussed by scientific men,
who have as yet reached no conclusion. We
werrt there Just then, but suppose that they rails.
ed all they could by subscription, and then gave
their notes FOR the balance Of the work and re.let
the contract
There was moments lull in the debate, and
then member known as "old Reliable" spoke
up; "Why, down to Arizony, when lived thar It