The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-04-25
NEW NOE WEs : ERs.
"A matter of cause-Effect.
"A toothache is a grindpest.

"A toothache is a gripdpest.
"A matter of oras-Apple sauce.
A matter of cosrce-Compnlsion.
A matter of course-A horse race.
A mai of cosa-Gfave robbing.
i A matter of coul s. Cheap clothing.
-Womar's sphere-That she will never
I get marie L.
/ Records of crime furnish the sin news
of many papers.
| The most din ,utiye mustache is al
ways most twisted.
i The city of Lexington, KY, is about
to celebrate its centennial.
The modern golden rule is ssLet your
due unto others be as much as others due
unto you."
/ "A string of paste diamonds, chief
and scream, are all that are necessary to
make an actress nowadays.
| Lawrence Barrett, on May Goth, will
produce in Boston, for the first time, Bay
ard Taylor's Don Carlos"
1
One million five hundred thousand pupils
were enrolled in the public schools of New
York under SO, 900 te" ,hers.
| Stripes are SO big on the pew style Of
pantaloons that it takes two pai,s of trow-
sers to accommodate single stripe.
The Texas legislatur. is made of 81
lawyers, "a lawyers, 5 doctors, 5 mer-
chants, mechanics .1ad professional
| demagogues.
M. Jacob, the Paris de- L we, said that
he' n''d always recogn;zs man, no mat
ter what was his diss l'se, by the expreFs-
ion of his eyes.
"A printed copy of the proposed new
constitution for California will t, sent to
every voter in thu S ,!e by direction Of
the convention.
- --Munkacsy, tho Hungarian artist, who
has recently sold one picture for $a5, 0o0,
was formerly n carpenter and has only
painted few years.
Next month the comet will be visible
through powerful gIa .es. 1t will proba-
bly, keep good many husbands out late at
night looking for it.
Joseph jefferson was born in phila iel-
phla, February 90, 1929, and made his ap-
pearance when eighteen months old as the
infant in "Pizarro.' @
Sidney Smith oace rebuked a swearing
visitor by saying "Let ps assume that |
everybody and every .l,ipg aie damned, and |
proceed with the subject"
"A German dealer recently received |
loco dead humming birds, $4,000 dead
aquatic birds, and $4,000 pairs of wings of
birds of all kinds for ladies' bonnets.
Chung, member of the Chinese Lega-
tion, remarked at the Mexican Minister'S
RECEPTION that China has been able to ex-
ist several thousand years without the mid
of America saass'a
We understand that it is not the first
time that " nite'aw Reid, editor of the
New York Tribune, has ha oc, sion to
decline an offer to take high service for the
government.-N Y. Herald.
The other day professor of German
asked an uni .gepefate junior WHAT the
gender of a certain noun was. The junior
quickly replied: 81 think it is neuter.
AT any rate it's neu ter me-"
Among the al!atiors of the Rich
mond, Indiana, schools is this "Teachers
shall prohibit the use of tobacco in any
form, and the chewing of 1 I'm, India rub
Der, wax, ETC., in and about the school
building"
1t is well enough to bang chrome
with sc I'd bless our home'' ON it; but it
is no harm to help on the matter bya little
less fretting. A great many people ask
the Lord to do what they ,uldn't lift
their little finger to do for themselves. /,
The famine in Upper Egypt causes ter
rible suffering. In some villages he peo-
pie are naked, and, like wild beasts, dig !;
for roots. In one town the woman and +
children fought over scraps of bre. I. In-
land villagers are said to be starving like |
dogs. 1;
Stop up your ear with yonr finger.
You hear o roaring as If a miniature Nj
agara. Remove your finger and put in IFS
place wad of Gotten, or anything else you :
please. The roaring is gone. Did you
ever think of the cause of this? The roar
ing you hear is the sound of the circulation i.
Of the blood in tho tip Of your finger.
"A Washington correspondent says that
veiocipedes are much the fashion in that i
city. Excursions of fen miles are fre- a
luently made into the country by the ve- c
ocipede riders. Tbay can easily keep t
ahead Of tho fastest horses, and declare a
that they feel no moro fatigue from a ride
,f twenty miles than walk of two or s
three miIes
-Wivn Captain EatIs tns orner DAY re-
,eived $3.50, 900 at the treasury for work !
lone on the jetties at the Mississippi's !,
mouth, Treasurer Gilfillan remarked to
him "This is large sum to pay one
man," Captain Eads replied tBut very
title of it will remain in my hands. see j
iome of my creditors now standing outside i
waiting for me to come out with the MON
~" "
--Doud Byron has little four year-old
ION, who, since he has been able to prattle,
las been taught by his good mother to say
lis prayers each night before retiring.
few weeks ago when Doud was home, Z
lfter the little fellow was put to bed, his
ather asked him TO pcay. sour Father j,
vhc art in heaven, ,hallowed be thy NAME q
Here the little fellow stopped. g Go on" n
aid the father. g Well, give feller lime .
o swallow his spit, papa,'' said the young .
nan. @Ir
"A teacher in one or the Westfeld, d
Mass, public schools was startled the other v
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