The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-08-22
PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.


PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.
Some people are too tight TO get tight.
The ''political outlook, is for number
one.
Hens are now INDUCING in summer
sets.
Hickory nuts. containing living cur-
i~osities, are not what they are cracked
up to be.
Advice to some would-be wits: A lit
tie wisdom now and then, is relished by
most foolish men.
What a glorious thought it is that
the influence of the almighty dollar
ceases at the grave.
We don't suppose the man lives who
a tell whether mother Eve stubbed
her toe or stepped on her dress when she
fell.
Has it ever occurred to the gentle
readers mind that a curt tale Is the
very n that does not suggest curtail-
ing?
One of the advantages of a rest at the
sea shore is the fact that you have to
pay the highest price for the meanest
whisky.
A man in Rochester recently tried to
steal a dog worth $4,000. He would
have succeeded better, perhaps, If he
had found one.
Vegetable come up quicker on the
sea than on the land, especially if you
have eaten a hearty dinner and the
water is rough.
Zach Chandler, Ii. D., now goes into
the Milwaukee bucket shop and calls
for his matutinal "candalrs gallinace-
UNI ginerinktum,' y or words to that eff
feet.
We have often wondered how the
word pit-a-pat originated, but when we
call to mind that it rains 300 days in
the year in Ireland, it comes very ma
tural to pity Pat.
"The mills of the gods grind slowly"
This is because the hands are paid by
the day. VIII the gods new learn
that it is to their interest to let out
work by contract.
They were talking about quick jobs,
when Charles Traddollar intimated that
he w saw anything pushed forward
more rapidly than the cow-catcher of
an express train.
A woman who told her husband six
weeks ago that she couldn't recover,
never felt better in her life than now
when she learns that she is going to
summer at Newport.
The one unsatisfactory thing about
heaven to some women will be when
they get into their angel clothes they
can't jaw the dress-maker about the fit
and say she kept all the scraps.
From Sitting Bull, esq.,, to H. r. H.
King Cetewayo, K. G. B., P. I. O.,
Ugh! big chief-come to my wigwam-
share all-kill white man-play poker
drink ire-water. Ihave spoken.
An old proverb in a new dress
Never look through a keyhole If you
wish to preserve your eyesight. The
fellow on the other side of the door pro-
badly chews tobacco and is a good shot.
A physician says ice cream exhausts
the vital forces. For stvital forcesn
read pocket-books. 1t only exhausts
the vital forces of the young man, who,
while out promenading with his girl, is
making herculean efforts to dodge a
dozen ice cream signs.
Every time a man is seen coming out
of a saloon he gets the credit of having
taken a glass of rum, though he drank
nothing but lemonade. Better far to
90 to church, as every time a man, is
seen coming out of a sacred ediice he
gets the credit Of being religious, al
though he may have besn plotting any
number of financial eccentricities all
through the sermon.
Base ball definitions: The right field
the field of duty. A base hit-a
blow below the belt. A dead ball
dancing without music. A good catch
one of the Rothschild girls. Put out
the frst-the man who gets April
Never reaches his second-the
who refuses to fight a duel. The
champion pitcher-the pitcher that goes
often to the fountain and remains un-
broken.
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