The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1879-03-21

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W writing This arfirle We sh,ii mai.
y" r"'"r"rre IA the army of pewsna,.
correspondents who make Tho h,.,;,,os
profession. or to the persons WIN viv
Hens OF news. buf shall deal viii, m
correspondent whose lack Of bra;,- 49,,
mmrh'nhic Ignorance h1s caused him !.
MINK thai he ronld write fnr p.ner
ne would NOT write M article - -.
snh)ecf: he would nof give The publ,c
s.ory or M essay: 40. hut hc woulf
give The items of news = great deal NJ.
Ine editor does IN The local colu,nns u
MS papcr. " he dill this II would NJ
All right: hut hc entirely fails ~ ,b;s
~" 'h'nks items something like This ol
,.'Tr's' '" me readers of The paper ID.
=. wrn' "nd visited Miss Y. q. last Sun.
nav night. md W. saws II ne docs II
again. ne will nm snoof on him. Now
who the said ID. + Is. or who the Mjss
v. nr what the other chaps name ss. Tho
''nHrr has ~ guess ~ or icf alone The
nem u ~ no Interest to the peoplc ~
me Vicinity: II = of M infercst 10 anv
one. 70 know that -. Il. visited \. ~ m
sunday night, anil that some ono Il ~
his car over II. Tho item s.r,cs ons
purpose. and fhaf Il, II yratifcs ,hel
spite of tho aufho-. and no one eIse
fnr the anfh"r is very nftep III. f.,,o,r
ihnf has got leff. or tho w r ard want
70 hsvc his sn'fc nn tho inckv man. n
70 Ibis. he takes the editor or tho p.nar
w 's corfclerate. or rather makes :
''' paw ont ~ him 10 scratch the said
"rkv - Y. The said item might Al
vrrv well II the paper were nnhl;shed
'or that immediate vicinity. and a : ~.
ice gazette. which The officers - ~.
aw were irving 10 sunp~ess: but when
7 conncs 10 publishing them 1. q coun,v
'nner, y Il too r'nc', ofa good thing.
Snrh correspondents have, IL tbis
"nnfy. increased af m Alarming rate or \,
H'e. Some son-heaied Young mani
omm"nced II last summer under The
ON dr plume of Fanny Fern. and nm.
"rfr"k :" veni his spite on the youpy 7
zen and ladies Of .Tssper. Some thar
'"-~ - snft-heade.l rs himself got mad 2
his sqn'hs. oilers laughed VI thcm =
M then lightly passed. them bv as he =
ea'h their notice. Now. IL tho items y
!" interest few right here. there were
~" ont Of every ten insf did MOI care
snan for thcm. whom fbev wonId ~
~ n"wa. FANNY Fern w.e c,l,owc,, "
What pretended {" hr M did lady ~ y
y name RI Aunt Judy. who stirred y
ings M lively Cor the hnys eround ~
re vef onf of this town none cared "
Y fh"'n. and ihev simply occupied y,
nee hat could have hren uscd ~ bes- "
advantage. Thcr followed MINER ~
= others. Laura Lorraine. who made = o.
'or show. then Mary aud Thercss. wbo ra
rrr still poorer: then came Fasterr CT
'mh'rrs. Western Handlers. .Sfringio wn !.
'ms- ireland Items. IIillshoro Items. NJ
q There has not been onr single item -
news ~ al oe them PM together.
ming hut worthless chat. worse than NV !.
49, '"ss There is also y nondcscript ~
u lives In Ferdinand who writes IN ~
the name Of Elder Perry. who fills 70
NE articles with something a,out ~ -,
W mule. and from the frequent re-
ence he makes. we arc led 10 iud.e M
Y ne " none other than Pefc'S ,n,,Ic.s ~
her. ar ~ ofhor x-a.1. ,, is
kass IN = e'e IL
Gov. wc xoulj ~ III
me news writers snd correspondents ~
nar"rs. mt we mesn NEWS. MOI The ~
personal items gotten mp bv some. ~
inc ncws writer. we would sav con ~ ~
ne ~ The COOL work: give The news 'or
vnmr locality 10 The world. sud 10, ''a =
pc Know fhst v"u live and net: bnt \, !,
seq pc the personal writers. SON ~" ~
ned anes who write personals. stop ~,
y srribbIings. huy yourself q scrub- =
brush and 70 10 work. ~ the e,p. ~
vmrnt !. more congcnial 10 your ma. ~ W
; and abilities. we
asper, March IL. 1879. lag