Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-04-17
Nuns Betfer-Hu/f.
What interiection 10 Of the feMinise gen
der ?-A-lass!

and hslt when he Is very drunk she kicl
! him: and she ;ukls that she does Xost
the kicking.
, A Chicago girl lost her oyershoe viii
travelling through Virginia last year. an
now some newspapers are writing up Ion
articles about the discovery ofa suGtcrr;
mean cave in that State.
"Why are you looking at ,se so inten
ly. Alice - said Theodore. II was gain
at vacancy" replied Alice. dicamily; an
yet there is a twinkle about her mouth tina
shows her appraisement Of the youa
man.
A Bismarck girls love lettcr-'.Dea
Eanny: Its al up. We amt going t,
get married. Ma says you're too rough
aud tiUess she's right. I'm so sorry-b,,
can't you go t. Europe and get tile,
down?'
''Never kiss young girl if she doesn'
want you to-" says an article on the AR
OF Kissing" But pretty often when a Cir
says she doesn't want you to kiss her i
the very tiiae she does want you to. ans
you'd better take the benefit of the doubt
= sryIsto,sn Herald.
The women in Massachusetts are com
petent to take philnsophic view of tht
most perplexing problems. When one o.
| them VAS informed that there were more
women than men in the State, she at once
replied that the t,ct was in accordance with
the scientific doctrine OF tue survival OF
the titiest."
A family is like unto an equipage. Firs,
the father, the draught horse; next the
hoys. the wheels, for they are always run
ming around; then the girls. they are sur
rounded by fellows. The baby occupies
the iapboard. and mother-Weu what's a
wagon without a tongue. anyhow"
mo. thank you; never waltz; ma says
if any of the young men want to hug nl..
they must DO it on the sly; she won't have
them mussinX my dress up. and leavino
finger marks on my white waist. 50 long
as she does the washing and has to sup
port me-"
There is nothing more wonderful than
the elect Of vanity on the human mind.
We hear OF young lady who was pre-
sented with half dozen costly night-gownS.
elahorateIy embroidered in coloved silk
not long ago. and she became so,unatn-
huliSt for the next six nights running.
1Aunty IIctty inquired of the servant girl
if she came from the Hungarian partS Of
Ireland. On being told that her geoyraph-
ical knowledge was somewhat detective.
she excused herself by saying: X hsin't
much learnin'; never Went to school but
one day. and that was in the evenin'. and
We hadn't no candle, and the master didn't
COME"
A basiful young man could defer the
mOmentous question no longer, so he
stammered: Martha Lido you-you
must have-you are aware that the good
Book says-er. that it is not g-g-good that
m-man should be alOne?' Then. hadn't
you better run home to your mother?''
Martha coolIy suggested.
The New York World tells story of
how a beautiful girl in Iowa named Jemi-
ma. recently committed suicide because
she could find no dininutive for her name
ending in lie" "A few hours afterwards
came Il letter from elassmate comuRnc-
ing My Dear Darling Minimize bnt it was
too late and she was borne to the grave by
eight companions. named, respectively, Abb
bic. Bessie. Carrie. Dollie. Ettie, Florrie.
George and Hattie
When a Bodie girl receives attention
from gentleman she inquiries 18th alb
sorbins interest. how many men he has
killed ?'-Erchange. An ElkO girl under
The same circumstances wants to know how
many mustangs he has broken.-Tmes
Rerieo. A Boise City girl would enquire ,
how many quarter sections OF fine gold |
Dlacers he owns on Snake river.-IdoAs
Statesmen. A B0zcnian girl would be !
concerned only in knowing how many
,ther girls are dead in love- with him.
Real Teachers and Real Tsaehing.
rom the Phrenolocical Journal for April, 1879
The business of education. being carried
m for the people by political managers,
he real purpose is likely to be overlooked.
t used to be the business of every father
nd mother to see that the children were
ducated; hut this is now turned over to
he trustees OF the ward, village, or dis
rict. Gradually change has been coming
pom the methods that were once th0,lght
o excellent. And vet the people are no,
atistied; in fact, they are very much dis
atished. The cause is plain. There are
MY a certain Number OF persons who can
eacli-for teaching IL not mechanical
usiness; and yet almost any one is per-
,itted to engage in it,. Then. again. the
istinction between tescAisg anil mshuc-
ION is vital; yet it is almost lost sight of
t the present time. Let us consider these
wo points. |,
Q.) Only those wAo hare an aptitude By
ature can teach. If there is any truth in
this is proved to be an incon- +,
-overtible fact. Men and women vary in
ne power to communicate knowledge. and
lfiuence others by means of that knowl-
lge; and lastly, they vary in moral pow
! to use that knowledge and ability to in
I,ence others. All of these must exist in
le good teacher. 1t is one Of the great
aiding truths of mental and moral science ,
limited by all observers. that there is an a
immense variation in the aptitude with I
hich people themselves learn. Some 7
ever get a truth clearly before their mind; Z
'ey are always moving in darkness. a
theirs apprchend the knowledge and its t
aatfdns WITH ~ uAndst vsss N h en4t