The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-06-06

know he is not from Ohio.
TIE Vanderbilt estate is worth over
s100,0O0,o00, and yet Van hasn't paid
ua his delinquent zubscription yet
TUE Ohio Dcmocrrtic State C1nven.
ton was in session yesterday, but
Hayes may have vetoed it before this.
"ALL flesh is grass" especially grass
widows SO says our Balsam, who
sometimes wardrrs IL pastures green
and still waters H..
OUR Balsan's heart il away down III
the basement story Of his diaphragm
because bis girl has put away her pic
mic clothes f0r the sca&on.
T'nE Egperfmimt man talks about eat
ing according TO rule. We can't do
that, for our neighbors are unreliable
about bringing the vicinals in.
THERE is hope for the girls vet. A
Pennsylvania Judge has decided that
woman IL not an old maid until she has
reached her thirty fifth birthday.
The Walla WAlia .Stntesmnn says
Col. Otis took lack lis complaint"
What sort Of II complaint did he have :
We expect somebody will say "Otis
nothing"
EXTRAORDINARY large shipments of
whisky to San Fra cisco are now being
made. This Is in anticipation Of
Grnnt's arrival, and Zacl. Chandler's
reception.
TnE New York Times and Uerald,
two of the strongest Of Republican or
gans. Openly oppoE6 the election of
Foster. the Radical nominee for Gov
ernor Of Ohio.
"OLD Prob" says Mitchell is to be
the Radical nominee for Congress next
year if he gets through with his Fourth
of July oration at junction without
serious " usufruct"
TIE Democrats Of the Chicago Dis
trict elected their judge last Tuesday
by an majority of s,223-an increase
over the last election. And as Chicago
= goes, so goes all Snckerdom.
THE Oyegonian speaks something
about somebody having squandered
money in indecent practices. If there
ever was more indecent squanderer OF
gotten gains than Scott. we want to
know it.
WE have about decided to sail for
!. Europe rs soon AS this Issue goes to
= press. We can no longer hold back
Paris mothers coax distinguished Amer
y leans to kiss their pretty grown-uI
daughters.
e CAPT. CARROLL, of the lost Greai
Republic, has been completely exoner
g ated and restored to his rank, and th'
U whole blame is laid on Pilot Doig. Tht
latter is out Of luck by being the unde
e Doig in the fight.
The Northern Methodist preache
Acton. of Portland, would scorn t
- strew flowers over the grave Of dea'
Confederate, but he never asks him hi
. politics when passing. the contribution
.. saucer under his nose.
THE British are discouraged abOu
in whipping the Zulu's, and are about t
to send for our Gen. Howard to hol
prayer meeting and open a freedman
ID bureau among them. They think h
ne will " "subdue 'em gorgeous"
ne The Democracy of California ar
opening up the campaign for the Sept
. ember election, and even Republica
NC journals of that State admit that tn
Democracy were never in better triI
for vigorous and aggressive fight.
of AND now it is stated that the DEM
a. ocratic majority in Congress have agree
" to Lpass the army appropriation bi
without the "rider repeating the ba.
as onet election laws. 1t ought to be el
lar titled "a bill for an act to insure Grant
,ld election in 1880"
in THE Olympia lStaadard editor SAY
/" the DEMOCRAT is one of the first e
k changes he reaches for when he receive
ms his mail" Thanks for the compliment
ell Bro. Murphy. You ought to see OF
lightning snatch for yonr paper wht
the mail comes around.
Il CuR jour is now trying to arrange
:; type-cese for Zulu war news. He h;
! one for the Turko Russian squabbl
-, but it won't near fit this Afghan affai
-, Types that would do well enough t
:. Gen. Observation-Disclosures wor
- set MP Adam Khel Poza Khan Ningr
hariskhostwalszeamuckamuck worth
durn
is TnE Democrats of Iowa say thu
i'd can't rely on son of gun of Gree
oss backer after they do elect him to Go
Ter gress Weaver, their Congressma
els first voted with the Democrats in fav