The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-03-27

i OF pie he'd ate the u9sht bs10re
/ DESTROYED his slusaber and broke his snoes.
| And by the light of fat dviodhng taper
| &c saw fellow writing on Paper
/ Ben AdheHn having et-sed the gisce o. Pls'
! A. ire ehsp writing ginked his eye
And said, q NY friend, you sling nasty 91ill.
| Wiist ten me hat you writer tstd he, " VIII
write the names Of lhOzs that love fheE nsign-
sA5S SSi 3 mine thersfn at Is" he sid, be
These are the names Of those alone
Who to theif fellows always give losn,
10 those distressed thsy take and give bond,
And ten per cent is the interest ehsrEea thsTecn
he vanished, left 65nkTuPt iis LIST, -, ,,.rs-.
-OH City Derrick.
In the midst of life We are in debt.
A FELoN on the hand Is worse than
two in the penitentiary.
THE slippery pavement is often the
power behind the throne.
The msyor of salt Lake City gets ST.
600 yearly and 3 number of new wives.
A FEW more pleasant days viii ripen
spring poetry.
To remove paint from the wall-back
against it befCre it gets dry
A "soAP-TAIL candidate" is what
they call boilers in Mississippi.
THE thoughtful tramp observes that
half glass of whisky is better than no
bread.
Coon, like evil, is infectious; but as
an epidemic it must be considered s
failure.
WHEN the old folks try to sit out
young fellow and his girl, they get dis
counted every time.
WHATEVER objection may be opposed
to whipping, it is at least undeniabie
that it makes boy smsrt.
BIR. KEARNEx Is right. The Chinese
are q great curse to this country. They
wash of too many buttons.
THE foundation for the meanest man
ia laid when q small boy turns the worm
hole in an apple for his companion TO
bite from,
TIE Boston Transcript wants mules TO
be put on castors. Did the Transcript
never see q mule castor leg out at man
as if he were a short stop base ball
player?
THEY sit by the irgle together,
In a silence far sEeeter than sound
In the silence known only 70 loVers-
UnbfOken. until, with a bound,
shs springs from his side. circulating. Lavdyi
there's coal Of IRE popped onto our new earpet'
- C0ttrieF-,JouTn1i.
So many people are shct where the
doctors are unable to find the ball that
it is suggested that thread be attached
to bullets, with a spool in the rear OF the
| cylinder of the revolver, so that the doc
/ tor can take hold of the thread and pull
the bullet out. Many valuable lives
would be saved that way.
WHEN We are young we waste s great
| deal o. time IN imagining what We will
! do when we grow older, and when We are
older we waste an equal amount of time
| In living ab lut what we did when We
were youug-in telling about the cold
winters and trouble experienced IN gain
ing our knowledge.
| As Peter satzt heaven gate.
| maiden sought permission
| And begged Of hIn, II not too Late
| To give her free adm ssi0n
! " What claims hast thou 10 enter herer"
He erie, with sternest mien;
Plsase, sir She cTisd, 'txixt hope and fear
I" N only just sixteen "
( " EaOughi" me hozrv guardian said,
And the gate widE open threw,
% hat is the age when every nsid
Is girl and angel too"
A LITTLE girl. when her fathers table
was honored with an esteemed friend,
began talking very earnestly at the first
pause in the conversation. Her father
checked her rather sharply, saying,
"Why is it that you talk so much p
Clause I've dot something to say," was
the innocent reply.
"THEY tell me Leadville is pretty high
up" rema. ked q Denverite to q visitor
from the carbonate field. High up2
calculated the other, " well I should say.
The air is SO thin that you've got to fan
it in q corner to get q square breath.
Why, live sOrter in & valley, but mSny
a time when went home at night had
: to push q cloud from the front door to
get in -
All, By GeorgeI'' groaned young Mr..
Leathered, sinking wesrily into an office
chair, " An, by George my head aches
fearfully." "Possible?" asEed his em~
ployer, old Mr. Hard AK, with look OF
curious interest and sympathy. & Posi-.
BILE d? Something must have got in to 1t. J"
And then for a long time nobody said
, anything, and the room seemed to grow
about fifteen degrees colder.
A SOCIETY paper says: Square
necks are much worn on low cOTsages.
V necks are also seen, but round, low
necks are preferred by most young ladies
for ball toilets" We prefer round, low
neeks, and object strongly to square
necks because the corners cut your arms
and the V necks (which mean FIVE dol.
lsrs, We suppose) are too COSTLY Oh
City Derrick.
Now, children" said a Sunday
? / EClOOl WAO 1S4
talking to his scholars about good people
and bad people, +" when Pm walking II
! the street, speak to some persons meet
and don't speak to others; and what'i
the reason p He expected the reply
would be, " Because some are good ano
! others are bad;' but, 70 his discom
future, the general shout was, Because
some are rich and others are poOr."
, SEVERAL ladies' were sitting together
on the balcony OF the Clifton Hotel
: Niagara, one night last summer, whe1
the moon, although fun, wss somewhat
hidden by clouds. A naity little felIoN
came toward the group and said, softly
: 8 Pussie, darling !" whereupOn all the
! young ladies jumped up and came to
I ward him eagerly. he selected one and
walked away with her. The other bridet
: sat down, aud told their respective Ro
meos afterward that it wss I" too ridicu
lous for anything" aud that they ''neve
were sc embarrassed IN the whole cours
Z of their lives"
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