The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-05-29
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.


The boys are swimming.
Rents are too high in Eaton.
The oats crop viii be short in this coun-
ty.
Court viii open here on the 9th Of
june.
Linen busters were in demand last
week. Z
The dry weather has faxed out the fax
in this county.
Apair of good scissors for l0cents, at
the Eaton Cheap Store, next to P. Q,
PIT. Barnum, the great Snowman, is
now worth s2,OO0,OOo.
DR.. Mary Walker is two years older
than a circus clowns joke.
Two men in Ireland own 2s2, 19s acres
Of land. Apretty good farm.
Hon.W. j. Gilmore spentthe last week
at home for recreation.
The carpet-bagger and potato bug both
smell iouo wnen ~dissurDeu'
No d~ecorationin Eaton. What, never?
Well, hardly everi
Street musicians who play in front of
printing Offices work cheap.
Speak kindly to the woman whom you
notice has no spring bonnet.
Last Saturday was lively in Eaton. The
yeomanry were here II full force.
Findley has q female barber Wehaye
some barbarous females.
Table linens IL cts. per yard and up,
at the Eaton Cheap Store, next to I. ..
Aunt Sally Campbell has gone on a
visit to her so~n-in-law, Us. Hunt, at
Terre Haute, Inc.
The circuses travelling around are pro-
nounced a bore. We don't want any In
Eaton.
There is considerable tobacco changing
hands now It is bringing from i've to
eight cents per pound.
Preble county has eight inmates atthe
o. SD S. o. Home at Xenia. So says
the HOME WEEKLY.
There's music in the heir, moaned
the young husband, as he reached for
the paregoric bottle.
The best medicine for q sick man1s TO
back him up against a mule. That am
NAL viii heel him.
Do editors and lawyers ever die?
"Never" What, neSer2 We'll
hardly SOMETIMES
a very fine knife 4 blades, for only AZ
cents, worth $500, at the Eaton Cheap
store, next toF, =,
A newspaper man in Texas has mar
ried 100000, and a sorrowng brother
aous' liea'e eAonanse
"Pinatore' still holds ITS own IN the
larger cities. Small towns don't care to
near IL
A Nebraska man, with the hep OF SIX
teen bands, planted o2,oOO trees on ms
cam n elsHs payS s'''s sp'AHs =
We learn from the Aenia HONE MEEk7
LIZ, that Capt. Shaw has located at Atchl-
son, Kansas.
Oats is going to be a little short this
year and u County commissioners
should meet often n stay long.
Ladies fancy silk and lace ties Z and
10 cents each, at the Eaton Cheap Store
to P. o.
The Murphies will hold the biggest re-
union at Castine next Sunday ever as
sembled in the west. Sure.
There will be h~alf-fare on all roads to
Columbus for the 4th of June Democrat
ic and Greenback Conventions.
Ioe ramnben has moved his iewelry
estab,;sbment N the room lately occupied
by the Mammoth Store, Stephens block.
The Greenyille schools have been dis
missed on account of the spread of the
scarlet fever. Several deaths have oc-
cured. a.
There is room enough il corner Of
every travellers writing desk to carry the
to,r;s4,s fr;end-Dr. Bulls Baltimore
pills Price 95 cents.
a-5 sLoo,as+ ,;5a II
fans from . cents each up. at the Eaton
cbean Store. next to P.O.
y 1890 hos rsco;ved his snr;no
GOO Goods Fanev Goods and
Srs.;oas Main street. o-pposite Court
House
roon nav he tbe noblest
afcod hut : oanerons ono is miss.
ID more when hesdies and gets to heaven
;,,st exactly as quick.
usrmsr climate IN tbe
--'arSd and tbe scandal-monpef and
o'ns, 4 than 3 nil hove haan
s-aoted - vain. L
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