, 1879-06-24

James E. Murdoch will appear upon tho
stage nszt fall.
Tho Grant boom can no longer bo hoard
With the naked car.
Koarney mnst go-to tho sanate-,or hs
himself hath sata It.
Agnaa Jonks is becoming known as eha
sweot Sinner Of L!atslana.
It appears that 11r. Disohof, tho toner.
should have put more water in his qalnino.
Those who don't hght but run away, mav
1.-Two to run smother day.--6saator Lamar.
In tho case Of tho pedestrian, tilo, old rulo
IL Reversed Yon must learn 10 run boforo yon c.n
walk.
David Davis should pack his little boon, IN
Ice. It might otherwise spoil during tho wasu
weather.
Tho Boston movement for a memorial Ia
william I1oYd Garrison starts oil with 81, ,0oo
subscription.
We are lsa to believe that there is no tsr
tetvening stomach between Mr. Weaton's legs M
hts eaouldaea.
Boston asks, auxiously.. "whora arc The
ulnet waera arc thoY1 WhY, noar. TIM tatt.end
of the list, of couFse.
The beat way for AIr. Tilden to prove bis
weakness, perhaps. ronld be to run for Governor
OF New York this fall.
The Philadelphia 7iaes says that DIains
only lights with his mouth. 1t.m'ght have added,
''and With Gall usmilton's."
It looks much more encouraging for
Thomas Ewing. Thote arc predictions now that
he will only be beaten nboat 20, 600.
Tho theatre, according to certain Of tha
clergy, u so wicked that the moro ron 20 out b.
tweAn IN cfR thn heft n In ynur
Thoy 1invo filled to appreciate A1r. Tai
maRe's celebrated legs In England. at tcyeeal
plaess they have carried him on shetr shou1aess
| Mr. Boeohor, says >" We should conquer
| sololY bY lovo"; but We should 10 mora particular
than Mr. Derchef ~ to whom wa conquer WishLt.
Tho Now York EEpress suggests that Mr.
Decchet ho invited to Chicago, That napcr hss
Joabsloss hoard that Chicago has run out Of Nlsk-
elncss.
The pigs Of Cincinnati have not boen heard
10 squeot since the smngerfest. They nrn doubtless
sad. Such mlssIc was certainly enough to mako an
intelligent plR sad.
Tho New York Herald BnyB TINT "Dnn
Voorhees, IL ths obeltak OF tho Democratic party"
| We shall never beticvo, however that obeltsks
vote tho Democratic ticket.
The Buffalo Erpress says that Dr.. 51ary
walkcr has pipestcm legs. To should sagsc.t,
therefore,, that tic sweet Doctor bo worry careful
about running agafns, anything.
| Charles Dickens, on tho last dny Of bis
life, wrote four letters Of which possibly the most
generally interesting ID this to VI. H. H.. !" which
hAs Just been printed for the first time: "GAp's
Il,I1 pLAcE 1llghaua. by Rochester, Ken, Wedacs.,
day, 8th June, 1670.-DEAR 6IN: It would be q4its
tnconcelyabso to me-but for yuur 1ettcr-that any
Reasonable reador coud possibly attach 5cfptnsRl
tofcsenca to paaaaga In a book OF minc. repro
ducnG much abuscd social figure Of speech. In
prcsaod into al sorts Of SERVICE on al borts Of In
appropriate occasions, without the fatntcat coancc
tlon Of it with It's original soutco am truly
shocked to and that any reader can make tho nils.
take. havo alwaJs strlyon In my writings TO cE'
prcss yencratloA for tic lite and lessons o9 out
Baylor, because l feel 1t; and because se-"rosa
that history lor my children, -eveEy ono OF whom
knew It from having It repeated to them, long b..
fora tteY could road. and Utmost ia soon "a thoY
could spesk. Dut have ncrcr uado proclamation
OF this from tho housa .&ops. Faithfully yours,
''CMAHLEs DtcKEss.H