The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-12-18
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--Tkegs sfe loss u msu who haEe a..
t.iesa ago rsFsga,los for strict a,,ss.
iisa 70 busisea. bIi The tfoable bsa
beea i sAsns their osn business
TIE psw goferaca New. sup.
p8ss goa iHon tat tssfe ATE three
anes a. mach wAtef a. land upon The
ssnsce If tie earth Tommy
should sliak -. ia8eed Look 81 tie
psddlssi
Ill wsst have been slippery ~ealAsr
~seu the pfodigal sou rsisfaed, as Is
= recorded Via, lLe old mAa Tell 90 hi'
neck.
Master loa. stand 10 the corner !
Wa, to- Hir M.mmA Because you
sfs lad i..y Msstsr lou Cant /
bs b~d 10y h,,e juel a. well
-Atssntmiaded Taioi-~ HAs.ah The
~ bell blass So, Alr Qf Nervous
Frrsbmau 80. .ir think eol. cir
tui iAr ~hisile ha. fuae. sif
w. had 80 avhara-bared girl. aud
promised e. takr hrf cot riding she
met bim VI Use door when be drove up,
AID he exclaimed Hello Ready She
ipsupderslood him, ard they don't
speak B3w. 1hns slang makes another
slap at loves young dream.
4 bore once said 10 JerroId. 10 a
company which ass discussing tho
merits oia certain piece u music, That
cong. sir slwsys carries ne away The
sit quietly turned 10 bis friend snd
assed, VIII some one kindly sing 1t
70 Ohio farmers worked eide by
side IN peace aud harmony for three
mapite. Then the question Of how
Aeah rot al those animals into the ark
same up and ope Drained the other with
The Doe q decide the question
a keoknk boy has built a small en-.
gine Ut meteor, which runs by the power
II hsnberksr cheese The stronger the
eheese. tss stronger the engine runs
he tAil ks be has struck big bonanza.
and ~ adding few onions and small
quantity o. boarding house butter,
enough strength will be obtained to
hol1 mule by the bind legs while the
smallesttind u boy twists the mules
tail.
- gentleman goes to an armoref's
aud asks fora revolver Here's a real
nice iamily weapon. says the clerk.
Family weapon! Yes. family weapon
just the thing for domestic tragedies
siI shooter, you see sir--tw two bullets
for Jour wife, two bullets for the de-
slroyer Of your happiness, two for
yourself all the 60 sir. Sell hundreds
u sm Cor bridal presents. cir.
The use Of whiskey for rattlssnake
bites 10 Texas has Increased so enor
moosly datIeg the pact year that the
oserwotked snakes nave resolved to
leave the state unless the Board OF
Emigralioa reiulorcrs them strongly.
they work on double time. aad ye.
caat do bali the biting that is demand
cd by the consumers. One snake who
does business at Fort iLavacA ia siI
weeks behind bis orders, aud three OF
he clerks arc SICK.
~ deal mute used the new audi
phone you pay me that Eve dol
iarsy lhese were the hst words be
heard 1l prefer to remain N my or.
iElu.l condition, hc sald sterpy, and
threw Tar .udipbone cot VI tie win
dow.
.-Some has al lack from the -hiaa
aid Nj. O'Conemua aud puna taste
sv Any thing ei-e liver comes 10 en-.
Nil nr. INV. ui wa. born twin the
same a. me brother, and 80 uiver had
be, wan birthday betune the two AZ
US, ualii be doiea long lolf to him
"A ltidal couple IRON WAshoe VAL
les at breakfast At Reno conyersed as
follows He~-shsll cain your petiA-
ter. boueyF She Ne. thank you,
deap. have got one already skun
When tramp was offered bis din.
uer Il be would wield The seythe for an
hour. be soliloqniaedi To diae--no
mower Ay there's the grub
Aa ln.hmau wAs accused Of steal
lag handkerchief 81 fellow traveller
bas the owner. 90 6nding iGspologized
10 a., aili aid that ID was mistake
AnA. my. iswrl. retorled Pat. it vas =
iNo-siaed mistake yea took me for =
,bigi and ! lonk you for gentleman.
Nice cot Of every tea uomen IN
America bay their hair instead Of rails
log il Such stsle II affairs should
spt ellsl IL couatry that annually
spena. Thousand. 81 dollars ior The
.sppost d as agricultural bureau.
The Okoioua States 10 moved TO
remark .hasly shoot New Bnglaud II
"a as..sEs..saw. f.h4.aEtg. AnrAa.f,rk !.