, 1879-03-30
PERSON. AIS.

Cvrns ". Field is to visit Dean Stanley in
London.
Why doesn't Clara Morris set Freddie on
McGa1rahan and avenge Dom Piatt!
Anna Dickinson is quite i'll. She was no
match for William Winter, it appcars.
Mr. Edison's electric light is q big suc-
cess. Give nj our green goggles. please.
old man Bender is requested to return and
take q position on the New York police force.
The Queen, who is travelling in strange
countries, must not lend her money to strangers.
Iet Ms shake hands across the bloody
cbssm. The Solid South will blow our brains out
il We don't
The Election laws must be repealed, and
4ho sacred rights Of the box stueE must not
be trampled on
Tventv-minute sermons promise to. cut
+h. chu1ch 1ore.making of the soprano and tenor
disag1eeablg short
Sitting Bull is downright coward. Ho.
rron,dn,t dare to take to the war-path II Fred
Grant were not away.
Lancaster, Pa, has paper called the
Uzetfy Bean. Its editor is doubtless gentleman
Of Boston "culchaw."
Mrs. Miller, Of Portland, Ore, has just
ciyen birth to her twentieth child Go West
young woman! Go West!
The health Of the poet Whittier is SO
feeble th.t he is compelled to decline Invitations
to perform any literary work
The Buffalo Erpress says "Eve's court
dress would have tickled the Princess Louise half
10 DEATH VIC thought she never had any.
Rovell will soon be out Of this country,
and IT is believed that his trip England will I'M
prove the hcalth OF Mr. o'Lears's stomach.
An exchange says that Susan B. Anthony
is in Texas We wish she were. They would be
made to behave themselves down there then.
Joaouin 1Iiller's daughter is q ballet
dancer or, considering her parentaEe. we should
say, perhaps, disciple Of the poetry OF motion.
4 Boston man is going to make trip
.rouna the world in a small boat We'll. A man
that is such big fool would be q small loss any,
way.
Kentucky believes that Judge Lynch would
he a eood Judge in the present emergency. and
certainly no appeal is ever taken from his de-
sasio1a
The Queen is going to travel quite exten-
sire,v. hut ne are willing to match Daniel Pratt,
the great American traveller, against her for any
sum desired.
Dennis Kearney says this country will 90
to 1uin pretty soon; and it is certa1nly no more
than re might expect with Democratic majority
In both Houses.
A Buffalo minister has been preaching
upon 1.-THE People We Kick **The People We
Would Like to Kick would be far more compre"
hensiye subject.
A baby weighing seventeen pounds is one
of the things to which the State Of Iowa points with
pride, But why is material enough to make TWO
babies devoted to one, We should like to know:
It is said that surgeon-General Woodwork
VAS 20 moor when he died that collection was
takea among the heads Of bureaus In the Treasury
Department to defray the expenses Of his funeral.
The Duchess of Connaught is secured
81 500 wear from her husband, with eo, 600 in
case of his death. The Emperor OF Germany gave
her s75 600, with princely apparel. jewels, and
an outfit suitable to Princess Of the Royal frns'
si.n House
There is current report that Prince Louis
Nspo1eon wants 10 marry the Princess Beattlce OF
England, and hopes b5 his services IN zuiuland 10
Gain the consent Of the Queen to their union AS
however. the Prince is 4 Roman Catholic ne CAL
not marry m English Princess.