Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1879-04-11
ALL SORTS.
Silver combs are in vogue.

The Maiden's Band OF Hope-A
husband.
"A home-stretch-O a mothers
knee. Puck. M
--Woman's sphere--That she will
never get married.
Scientific discovery-Draw tooth
and you will get high scream.
In the race for matrimony it isn't
always the girl that covers the most
laps that wins.
Sitting Bull l'smedicine man is about
to issue a little pamphlet on the ''Treat-
ment of the Scalp. ."--Ha0Ob- Eye.
There is no disgrace in being poor;
the thing is, to keep it quiet, and not
let your nei9hbors know anything
about it.
Market quotations do not affect the
price of liberty, which always remains
at eternal vigilance. .-Neoo Orleans
PicdyU1e.
--SOloman was the first man TO sug-
gest parting the hair in the middle. The
suggestion was made to two women in
famous lawsuit.
What is the difference between an
editor and his wifeP One writes things
to set and the other sets things to
rights. - Camden Post.
Next month the comet will be visi-
BILE through powerful glasses. 1t will
probably keep good many husbands
out late at night looking for it.
"A man should think twice before
spending his money foolishly. If he
puts it in savings bank he will have
ample time to think dozen times.
The average lightning rod man is
polishing up his last years stock and
will soon be rowing over the country
like roaring lion.-MiddIetoWn Press.
"A correspondent explains why he
hadn't written before by saying he
could not g get money enough together
to buy postal-card.-F'OtId du Lac
Reporter.
The New Orleans PicGyuae says
that old age needs an easy chair and a
pair of slippers. Yes, and youth needs
pair of knees and only one slipper
| N. Y. HeraLd.
photographer You look too So
| ber-smile little.n He smiles, and
then the photographer says: mot so
much, sir, my instrument is too small
to encompass the opening"
A certain editor thinks when q
single gentleman cannot pass clothes
line without counting all the long
stockings, it is sign he ought to get
married, and the sooner the better.
Old lady (to boy dragging a child
along)--" All, you bad boy, dragging
him along like that! S'posin' you was
to kill him?" Bad boy" Cab! Don't
care. Got another indoors. ."-FWney
FOLKS.
Gloves should be worn during all
farm work. No self-respecting tiller of
the soil would be seen with grimy
hands. A seal ring sets off the hand
wonderfully well; to be worn outside
the glove, of course.
If YOU think no one cares for you
in this cold world, just tell your neigh
bors that you propose TO keep hens.
You will be surprised to see what an
immediate interest they will manifest
in you. -StiLl10ater Lunabern1Gn.
When Il boy walks with girl as
though he were afraid some one would
see him the girl is his sister. If he
walks so close to her as to nearly crowd
her against the fence she is the sister of
some one else -StityoOGter Lan16erDlGn.
Farmers would do well to employ
a bootblack on the farm, as their boots
are apt to become soiled while travers-
ing their land, and the farmer, of all
men, should present at all times q
cleanly appearance.
-" 1t does not take long" says an
agricultural writer, " to fork over an
acre" Which is gospel truth. Thou
sands of acres have been forked over to
the mortgages the past year or two, in
double quick order. r.-Bostom Tran
script.
"A lawyer once said to a country
man in a smock-frock, who was under
going an examination in the witness
box: " You in the smock-frock, how
much are you paid for telling un-
truthsP" LESS than you are,h was the
reply, cor you would be in a smock-
frock, too"
The people of Ceylon bake and eat
bees. If we were going to indulge in
this kind of provender we should want
to know that the baker understood his
: business, for if bee should revive after
, he had been wallowed-!-Ctn Ctnctl-
natl Breakfast Table.
, "A gentleman addresses another
gentleman, whom he doesn't know, at
! party: This affair Is awfully stupid;
: let's go out and take drink" 81
l would like to do it," was the reply,
"but can't leave very we'll" "Why
!, notP' "Why, you see, [ am the one
4 who is giving the party"
l "A nephew Gin Normandy, of cnurso)
assists at the reading of his unele's
will. So And To the servant who shall
/ close my eyes l will and bequeath, y
+ reads the notary Does 1t say who
shall close my eyesp asks the heir.
. at-law. 1T does" "Then the be.
! quest is void. The old chap only had
4 one eye"
: "A man at Grand Rapids, Mich,
, has been convicted and sentenced tC
+ prison for stealing mule. 1t dOei
: seem as though Il man ought not to be
s convicted, after taking all these chances
and coming out alive. There ought tC
70 be law that if II man steals mule
} and gets away with it without being
, kicked TO death, the mule is his, tC
I have and to hold forever. MiIiOdtt6et
t san.
= Bachelor Jones-"The State
, would be better off if every Chinamar
= was kicked out of it tomorrow" His
8 married friend" Where would you
o get your washing done thenP" Bachelor
u u Jones'" Marry some nice girl anc
II have it done at home" Chorus by Sly
J. eligible young ladies who happened t.
r overhear Jones and his friend talking
1.-THE Chinese must goH'-NeOGdC
II City Transcript.
- According to the official report
' more than S3O,OOO,0 900 are paid an
nually by the United States for inn
n ported fbres-hax, hemp, and iute-
q and this, too, Notwithstanding the fac
d that in no other country in the worlt
n can these tibers be grown so well ant