Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-08-17
Femininities.

CT had remained at home.
Chattanooga has boy orator only six
years old. What a comfort he must be
to his sisters chief beau IN waiting.
We suppose when a woman has all the
pin money she wants she has attained
the pin nickel Of her happiness.
The Susan B. Anthony of Japan is
kuSanose kita, strongminded female
who demands bread and the ballot
A foreigner wishing to compliment a
young lady on her fading beauty, said
"You look like the last boss Of last sum-
mcr.''
in the bright complexion of my youth,
III have no such word as pale" and she
reached for the rough box with the clutch
of an angel.
When woman challenges another
woman's vote in Wyoming, there is a
scream, a rush, and $1S worth of millin-
cry is raked up and carted away.
The man who, wanting servant, ad-
vcrtised for ''middle-aged single woman"
doesn't understand why he has received
no application for the position.
We notice an advertisement for an ''Ice-
cream opening" We know of one be-
tween a certain nose and chin, that can
always be found without much difficult
ty.
Lovers are like ostriches. They hide
their loving heads beneath the dim relig-
ious light of the back parlor and fancy
that the old folks are not after them with
sharp stick.
No girl gets along we'll without a
MOTHER" says moral exchange. This
maybe true; but hereabouts girls work
harder to get mothers-in-law than they do
to get mothers.
\ Michigan lady writes, with rare
truth: under great sorrow or any great
trial we can be calm and brave, but it is
the thousand and one little vexations of dai
life that start the fret, and we fret, fret
until we hardly realize or measure how
much.
Mrs. Louis Agassiz and Miss Alice
Longtellow are among the ladies who
have been the most actively interested in
the movement to OBTAIN the admission of
women to Harvard college. There are
$50 senior candidates and 375 junior ones
now undergoing local examinations.
why do you look so glum and cross,
William, whenever I ask you to go out
with me to any party or theatre? inquired
Isabella. "My love, 'said William, ''there
would be no merit in going were I not
making an awful sacrifice Of my own feel
ings. Permit me the pleasure of showing
that I go only to please, my DEAR
Talk about the bravery Of the sterner
sex. Do you remember the first time
you asked her. evil you take my am9"
While you trembled all over like the mar
ratlve of a stump-tail dog, and experience
ed the sensation of having swallowed Ad-
ans apple, what did she do? Why, she
took your arm as cody as she would cat
q pickle.
Minnie G. Ballard, in tender lyric
just published, inquiries of whom it may
concern:
Would you love me as WE'LL true-hcart,
Had l q face less fair?
We dislike to say unpleasant things,
Minnie, but the chances are that he
wouldn't. Plain words are best and so
sometimes are women, but we repeat
that the chances are that he Wouldn't
Talboys says he is afraid that it's all
up between him and Miss Rubilips.
She had three or four pieces of court
plaster on her face at the ball the other
night and he whispered to her that sui
phur and molasses was what his mother
always gave him when he had humor,
and perhaps it would be good for her
dry up all her pimples right off. Talboys
says she gave him such look, and he
hasen't got a sight of her since
Araminta was understood to be Il deli
cate eater "Pa,' abe would say, "what
is the use in my going into the refectory?"
She had been heard to mu,mur in her
choicest grammar, "Oue wing of bird
is all can possibly eat.' Charles be-
lieved her to be ethereal. The expense
for food after they should be we'd, he felt,
would be inconsidcrable. 1t would be
embarrassing, even, to meet the butcher.
Would he send his little order. He
would dine in the city, but Araminta
she might not got even q wing. They
were sitting in the parlor together. The
door was ajar. 1t was now past her reg
ular dinner hour. The folks were away.
He had intended going an hour before,
but somehow he fingered. A step on the
stair without and query. "Will yer
have your corned beef and cabbage now,
or wait till yer feller's gone"