Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-10-12
FEMININITIES.

II HuA LIN l. llLC.
Mark Twain and wife will pass the
summer in Paris.
Susan B. Anthony is lecturing in small
Kansas towns.
Love-lettels, though they may be treas
ures, are never registered.
There are fewer stops in the vocal Or
gan of the female than of the male.
Adelina Patti is said to be worth 49,
0O0,OOO-al made by issuing her own
notes.
The Midgets are not to marry The
disappointed lovers will often sigh, "It
mite have been."
1t does not follow that women are cob
blers or blacksmiths because they are
good hands to shoe hens.
1t is when a woman tries to whistle
that the great glory Of her mouth is seen
without being very much heard.
The mother of Edmonia Lewis, the
colored sculptor, was Chippewa Indian,
and Edmonia keeps chipping away.
A man who wants to earn woman's
gratitude has only to invent a new hair
dye or an invisible face powder.
A young lady, on being asked where
her native place was, replied: II have
none; am the daughter of Methodist
minister"
Love-talk by Julia Smith-"Yes, I
think I like you, Amos; but you must
not muss my .rufles. and don't YOU
think, dear, it would be we'll to have
your hair dyed?"
Have you the song, 'Saccharine Flu
turity?'" asked a girl Of the music clerk.
awe have," he answered, as with pleas
ant smile he rolled up copy of "The
Sweet BY and By"
Kissing by telegraph, say the New
HaveReglstsr, is new way of sparkling.
It is perfectly harmless, professionally
innocent and free from any danger Of
diphtherial contagion.
There is only one object in the world
which will attract young lady's attcn-
ton from the handsome young man she
meets on the street, and that is a woman
with hat two laps ahead of any style
she has yet seen.
Jacobs went to hear a lady violinist
the other evening, and was very much
taken with her performance. Mrs. JAG
obs said, however, that she did not see
much in it. She thought any clever girl
could manage her beau.
A club of unmarried ladies in this city
have been discussing the question: "Is
the average husband a brute?" Now two
questions present themselves: What
can they possibly know about it? 2
What can they possibly care about 1t?
"What is love?" inquiries poet whose
verses appear in the Philadelphia North
american. The idea Of poet not know
ing what love is. It's SO long ago that
we almost forget, but so far as we can re-
member, it was, sort OF heart toothache.
Peter the Great once said: "God estab-
l1shed wedlock for happiness, for mutual
support and for consolation in the vicis-
situde Of life, and as wretched marriao es
do not sustain Gods purpose in matri-
mony, it is proper in such cases to grant
divorce"
A pretty girl "out West" told her beau
that she was mind reader ssYou don't
say sop he exclaimed. Can you read
what's IN my mind?" eyes," said she,
'you have it in your mind to ask me tc
be your wife, but your just little scared
at the idea" Their wedding cards are
out. ...
One OF the Wi |, a axe Fairhaven girls.
with visions OF u Il bridal trousseau be-.
fore her eyes, has recently given the gen
tleman who is paying his addresses to
inf ho of
ny, by presenting HIM with a neatly
worked motto, upon which is inscribed:
II need thee every hour"
Mons. Prudhomme, with gravity to lis
son: MY son, allow me to say to YOU
that think you are quite indifferent, oh,
very Indifferent towards your finances"
''What Go you want me to do? She saws
nothing to me, and I find her too smali.'
Mons. Prudhomme, SPONTANEOUSLY: "You
might at least love her in proportion to
her size"
"Angelinaw' said Augustus, eagerly,
five made aw conundwum. It's veal
nice, too. What did Jonah find to wide
On when he was thrown ovawboard?o
Angelina: ooh, Gussy! Why, he-tell
me, darling" Augustus: Gle went bv
the wailway. Amt that awjully jawly,
Angelinaw? Took me two hours to do it;
pom honaw.- Boston Transcript.
An impromptu mock auction sale o.
women was omusing and profitable, at
first, IN Racine (Wis) church fair. The
young men bid Literally for the attractive
girls, and it was all very funny, indeed,
until an ugly, but influential sister was
put up. The auctioneer was compelled
to knock her down at 25 cents. and she
was SO angry that she put on her things
and went home
"See the idiots!" said Jones, indicating
a crowd of women who were performing
an ecstatic war dance before an exhibit.
ton of new bonnets on WASHINGTON
street yesterday; ''thcy've no business to
block the sidewalk in that STYLE: it's
outrageous!' And he crossed the street
and Joined knot of men who were look
ing at lot of spring suits in window.
Boston Post.
Mrs. Miffpf'S Canals Horn Shawl