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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1879-03-20
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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1879-03-20
Au,nsIatf6es.

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Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

CHARLEY's MUsTACHE.--A young
man and his fvorite companion sat near
the front of Burdotte's lecture the other
evening. When the Hdi0keVe man had
just finished convulsng his hearers with
an account Of a youth 5 first shaving en-
counter with barber, the young man
leaned over and whispered:
"That's true to life, can tell you.'
GLOW can you tell mel" inquired his
girl.
"Iow?" Re replied in whisper.
"why that's just the way I felt when |
first got shaved"
"When was that?" she asked.
"Oh, before | raised my mustache," ;" he
returned.
"What mustacho?" she queried, a
little surprised.
"What mustacbe do you suppose?" he
retorted, turning red.
"Why, Charley" whispered the girl,
81 never saw any mustache. DO you
mean"
"Neyer mind what | mean" hissed
the young man between his clcnched
teeth; and he stared very hard Mt the
lecturer ali the rest Of the evening, but
somehow couldn't see anything to laugh
at. Sunday night he went to see Il now
girl.-H0cHoHd Cou ier.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

CHINESE DENTISTRY. - 1t is well
known that the Chinese attribute tooth
ache 10 the gnawing Of worms, and that
their dentists profess to take these worms
from decayed teeth But how they per
formed this trick, and soartlully concealed
it in the hurry 0 daily business, was II
secret only recently solved by an Euro
pean inquirer. After some difficult nego-
tatiOn the practitioner was induced TO
hand over the implements OF his trade,
together W ith number Of the worms,
and to give instructions in the method
OF procedure. When patient with
toothache applies for relief, il the tooth
is solidly fixed in the socket. the gum Is
separated from it with sharp instrument,
and made to bleed. During this opera.
tion the cheek is held on one side by &
bamboo spatula, both ends Of which arC
alike, and on the end held in the hand
some minute worms are concealed under
thin paper pasted to the spatula. when
"ll is ready this Is adroity turned anI
inserted in the mouth, and the paper be-
coming moistened is very easily torn with
the sharp instrument used for cutting the
gums; the worms mix with the saiy I.
and the dentist, of course, picks them
out with pair OF forceps. The patient
having occular demonstration that the
cause Of disease has been removed, ha.
good reasons to expect relief, which ia
many cases would naturally follow the
bleeding Of the gum. When the pain
returns the same operation is performed
over again, and fresh supply Of worm.
fully accounts for the recurring trouble
These worms are manufactured in uuan-
titles TO suit the trade, and they are yer,
cleverly done; still, to carry on the delu
sion fully. the dentists are obliged t
keep on hand Il few live worms to shoy
their patients, explaining that most O
these worms taken from the tooth ar
killed either by powder which il ofte
applied or by the process Of removin
them with the fOrceps. The prnctio
just described, it may be added, is re
sorted TO when the tooth is firmly set i
the jaw Chambers Journal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

being made to escort her to the door she
again became loud, and quoted verse az
ter verse from the Bible. After much
noise, but no actual resistance, she was
gotten out on the porch and the door
was closed. She left, announcing her de-
termination to convert MI, Hayes, and
repeating scriptual texts all the way
down the concrete walk to the gate.
A hard looking male customer-he
was about forty years old-came in one
morRing. 81 am lthe man" he said in
a roar. who closed the rebellion. 1t is
a matter Of necessity that should see the
President" He was told that the Pres
ident did not receive visitors at the White
House. He saw every ore that called at
/ No. 414 Tenth street. This is the mum
Der Of the police station on that street.
The man went promptly to No. 414 Tenth
street, and took a seat. After sitting
| there awhile the keeper asked what he
wanted, Oh - he said, 81 nave Just
called to see the President" The keep
er took in the situation at a glance, and
saying, " Step this way" conducted his
visitor into one Of the cells.
A Dayton (O.) man came in one day
with big tin box full Of papers. These
constituted the creed eta new religion
which God had deputed him to make
known to the world. What be wanted
was the President to grant him a charter
and he would then start on business
basis. He gave his name as Jacob Schaf
fer. His particular fear was newspaper
men. He thought that some Of the fra
tecnity had con-pired to get the contents
of his box and published his creed before
/ he secured the charter. For this reason
he SAID no one should read his papers.
His wife is evidently also insane. The
day Jacob Schatfer put in his appearance
at the White House. Jane Schafer at
Dayton, telegraphed to the President as
follows Mr.. President, Jacob will be
with you tomorrow to explain his grand
mission. Treat him well. - WaShiHg
Z Ian .Cflfr
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
Weaverville, February l, 1873

THE NEw AIR SHIP.-Two weeks ago
reference was made in the Sunday Jour
ual to the invention by citizen OF In
danapolis Of an aerial car in the con-
struction and working OF which an en-
tlrely new mechanical contrivance had
been introduced. The invention was
then noticed only in general terms, for
the reason that its author was not desirous
of having his name or The fall details
made public until bis application for
patent had been decided upon. Yester-
day moning, however, notice was received
from Washington that patent would be
granted, and the inventor stated to a
reporter that his enlarged working model
was so near completion that be would be
ready to place it upon exhibition during
the present week.
The air-ship with which he proposes tC
make his preliminary test will consist o.
coneshaped balloon, 27 feet in length
and aboutG feet diameter, attached tc
which is a car 90 feet long. This will illus.
trste the general design Of the air-ship
but the size will be regulated entirely by
after considerations, the intention at first
being to have car large enough to carry
from a dozen to twenty people. The in
vention which has been patented, is the
method by which the air.ship is to be
guided along given line Of route, 50 as
10 supply safe, agreeable and useful
means Of aerial travel from place to
place with q certainty Of arriving at the
desired destination equal TO that Of tran
sit by railroad or steamboat. 1t is pro-
posed TO connect the car by tho use Of
stay ropes OF cables with line OF track,
consisting Of a single rail Constructed
elter peculiar design, and laid at the
same height rs the New York elevated
nnmey, from 80 TO 40 feet above the
ground.
BY peculiar but simple contrivance
the air car is to be guided along the
track, and though this may be imposs-
ible in the face Of head wind it ia be-
lieved little difficulty win be experienced
frsm side currents. The inventor be
lieves that his plan Tor travelling through
the air will be absolutely safe, and is OF
the opinion that, with tho various i'm
provements and additional facilities
which will doubtless suggest Themselves
when it comes fairiy into operation, it
may certainly be expected to take rank
as one Of the important discoveries Of the
sge. 1t is his intention to apply to the
Common Council for permission to lay
an experimental track from this city TO
the stockyards, and expects to haye this
in operation next summer, SO that ali
who are desirous ofeXperieucing the sen
saton of ballooning without any Of its
risks may do SO At Il rate Of charge which
considering the novelty Of the tlip, will
be sufficiently reasonable to induce many
TO try the experiment.-LldiaHapo
Journal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

MANY Of the congregation made it n
part Of their religion to twist their necks
out Of joint to witness the entrance Of
every person who passed lp the aisle Of
the church. Being worried one afternoon
by this turning practice, Mr.. Dean stop
ped in his sermon, and said: "Now, you
listen TO me, and III tell you who the
people are rs each one of them comes in. .'
He then went on with his discourse until
a gentleman entered, when he bawlod
out, like an usher: "Deacon A, who
keeps shop over the way" He then
went on with his sermon, when present,
~ another man passed into the aisle and
he gave his name, residence and occupa-
ton; SO he continued for some time. At
length some one opened the door who
was unknown to Mr.. Dean, when he
cried out; "a little Old man, with drab
coat and an old white hat don't know
know him-look for yourselves" :" The
congregation was cured - C!e0claad
| LcddcF.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

CANADA is getting feature Of one
great nation, and that is a great debt.
She owes about $l560G0CO0, and has
just arranged for a new loan Of SIS, 600
700, Her debt is probably larger, in
proportion to her means, than thatog the
United States; and a good deal of it has
been incurred in public works, which
viii! never yield an income, like the In
ter-Coloniol Railway, which was built
Tor political reasons, and not because IT
was needed, or will ever pay. Mean
@hile' CHnada's progress is retarded by
the tenure of land in large blocks in
some sections, and by the continual drain
Of its best brnin and muscle to the United
States.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

"ARE you the saIeswoman Of whom |
bought this handkerchief yesterday?"
asked purchaser at one of our dry goods
stores. IL am the saIeslady who served
you, madam" responded the reduced
Empress, in banged hair, long watch
chain and ringed fingers, who presided at
the counter, "Well," said the custo-
NOR, II will take dozen more, and as
| wish to get them 10 my washerady at
once | will get you to send them to my
carriage around tho corner. My coach
gentleman cannot get to the door just
now, for the cart Of the ash gentleman.- -
Boston Commercial bulletin.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

SENATOR LAMAR says that tho yellow
fever scourge was, in proportion, far
greater calamity than the war, and a ter.
rible blow to the South, which was lust
beginning to revive, after the prostraling
effects of the war. "It will take years
to rebuild and get back 10 the starting
place again"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

THE Emperor William and Prince
Bismarck are fairly overwhelmed with
threatening letters. Never mind 'em,
William, never mind 'em. We get them
too, lots Of them, but they hardly ever
sue. Stand 'em of, just as you've always
done, till times are easier.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
NEW STfES AND NEW IMPROVEMENTS
Medals, FIRST Premiums, Diplomas

A~S"'I4oi ll~G LOluIuIH6I OlpIOuldb
Messrs. ESTEY & CO. have taken
over One Hundred and Seventy First
Premiums, Medals and Diplomas at
Fairs and Exhibitions throughout the
United States. All the Prime ipal In
dustrial Fairs in the country have be
slowed the Highest Premiums on the
ESTEY ORGANS but experience and
practice have convinced Messrs. Estey
i Co. that thoroughness of work, fair
and liberal dealings, and modest, unex
aggerated representations, are the paths
that lead most surely and speedily to
public appreciation and satisfaction. AS
result they are making to day better
Organ, in every essential particular, and
from one third to one half more than
any other manufacturer in the world.
The best Diploma, after all, is the award
Of genuine success founded upon honesty
Of purpose, merit of achievement and an
untarnished reputation.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
MISCELLA NEOUS.
COPP'S HANDBOOK
OF
MINING LAW S.
nr JUST PUBLISHED. -xS
4 H'oRR .N'EEDED BIZ. Ep.RRr
.EE.N'ER, ,E'R0SPECT0R .g.N.D
EESE.Y'ESS .E.F.N' Nv
TIE .HEJN.ES.
&IOO. sSI.OO.
CONTENTS J


I. The United States Mining Law
and Hand Office Instruction n there
under. Each section Of the law is immcdi-
atcly followed by the Laad Office instructions
relating thereto.
=. Digest of nll Decisions under
the Mining Laws now in force. 1t is br6ugh
down to date of publication, and, containing
the latest decisions, takes the place of all prior
publications.
3. New and Improved FOrms7 for
making the various proof, from the location OF
a claim, miners lion, notice to delinquent CO.
owners, &c., down to issuance of patent.
4. a Complete List Of Patented
Mining Claims, arranged by State, Ter
ritory, County ard District.
The book contains nearly 200 pages,
AZ by inches, and should be the pocket
companion Of every man interested in
Mines and Mining.
Copies can be ordered through this or
fee at Publishers price-only One Dollar
Address, G. w. CRAIG,
TRINITY Journal,
novl7. Weaverville, Cal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

Ir is rotated OF Judge Walter T. Col.
quit, an old time Justice of the Georgia
Supreme Court, that he once condemned
a man to be hanged, preached sermon,
reviewed the militia, married two coup
les at night, and then conducted rous-
ing prayer meeting-oll in one day.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

We keep constantly on hand a complete
assortment Of Dining Room, Bedroom
and Kitchen Furniture, of the best man
9tacture, and will also make any article
desired IN this line to order. Furniture
repaired at reasonable prices.
COFFlNS made to order, in any style
and finish desired. Mattresses, Picture
Frames, Etc, Etc, manufactured to
order at living rates. Give us call
ZIMMERMAN BROS.
Weave ves~ille, April 22d, 1875. If.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
SOCIETY NOTICES.

TrsnAy chapter, No. 10, R. K. III,
Meets on the Second and Fourth Tuesdays
Of each month, at Masonic HALL, Weaver.
Vile, at o'clock, r. NJ
W. j. TINNIN, II. p.
NJ. +. GRIFFIN. Secretary. janl.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
as'eeIly Grjnity 5o0ynal.

TRINITY" CcU.$'TE' U.gRRE.N'T8
taken of fhsfI- Market T'afue fn P0y-
1seHi for Subscription 10 The journal
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
THE EYES ! TIE EYES |
DIR. Z. II. PARDEE .
OcuItht and Aulr.ist.
a TrrR A rRoFRACTED BLIND

a TTCR a PR0ERACTED RLINR
kSA ness of moro than five years, DR., Pardse
has made himsoif thoroughly and scientihcal-
ly acquainted with all Diseases of the Eye
and is now practising with success not sur
passed IN tho United states.
All operations performed, such rs Strabiso
mus, or cross-oyo, Cataract by linear extraor
tiun, Depression or Absorption, pterygium, G.
hcShy membrane growing over the eye, Redue,
ton OF rtnu nulylunH, or bulging out of tho eys
Artificial Pupil Estula, Luchrymalis, or clio
ing OF the tear pNsage, and all doiormities Of
AItilicul Ey inserted without the loas,
pain, and possessing all the movements and
brltIancY oi no roai eve. 4 large assortment
constantly on hand and for sale at reasonable
prices. The Doctors Eve Bath for the treat
mrnt and care OF all nervous diseases is used
all over this coast.
Thankful 10 those physicians who have sent
him eases for operation, he hopes that his uni
gefsal~ success viii warrant u continuation OF
their confidence. His celebrity as an operator
is co-eXtcnsiVe with his success, as patients
are presenting thoHSe!Ecs, for treatment and
operat ions, from NeW York and Boston, almost
monthly. Many patients can DO seen at the
Doctors Office daily, IN different stages of re-
cOYpIy.
0frIcn-GsI Qiny street. (Over the.Clay
street Savings Ianlll, san Francisco.
TAKE N0TECE.-" y Zta,. ts not
&s battered thoKgh hs sp.GKs the trash.
Reports are in circulation through the upper
country that ! huye retired from business, that
have gone TO the Atlantic States, that am
IN Europe, Nt,, Nc. To those interested | will
say TINT the report has bcan gotten in circula-
tion for tho f.uthornnco Of othor parties, who.
ale trying to obtain, illegtiinately, an eye
practice. Tho rol ont has been started by an
itn,rant mountebnnk, and without the least
truth, as ana AT lay Office daily, and attending
TO about SIXTY daily Patients.
Il. II. G'ARDEE. OcuIIst,
62l Clay Street,
my2j-ly. SAN FRANCISCO.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01

s!sliT EHcGmpment, No. ~, r. o. q. n.
Meets on tho evenings Of the / irst and Third
Tuesdays of each month at Opp FELLOWS
HALL, W eayerYi!lo, at o'clock. Patriarch7
from abroad are invited to visit us.
VIM. RULE, c. p.
@. W. CRAIG, Scribe janl
Weekly Trinity journal., 1879-02-01
FREMONT HOTEL,
%U AIN STR EET,
RED BLUFF.
WILLIAM P. MAYHEM.
EsrO2vietOr.

The Proprietor would most respectfully an
nounce to his many old friends and also the
travelling public that ho has leased this we'll
known brick hotol, and VIII at all times be
found ready to wait upon all those who may
favor him with the Iightof their countenanccs
The TABLE win be supplied with the best
the market affords. The ROOMS are large,
VOL ventilated and furnished with now Spring
Beds throughout,
janl. WILLIAM p. MAYHEM.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1879-08-16
A Strangers Nose.

Some of those chaps who wear
their elbows down thin leaning
on saloon counters, have an arts
ficial fly with a string attached
to the back. and sometimes these
toys can be handled to the amuse
ment of a small crowd. When
an unknown man recently fell
asleep in a saloon on Michigan
avenue the young man with an
artificial fly was there. He took
position behind his victim, who
was lying back on his chair, and
presently the fly alighted on the
strangers nose, walked up the
bridge and down, and settled for
a moment on the tip.end. The
sleeper never moved finger.
The fly went over the old route.
dove into the conner Of the left
eye, galIopesi over to the right,
and came down to the grand
stand On the dead run, but the
sleeper slept on. 1t began 10 APP
pear that he was used to flies,
and so the game was changed.
BY sticking pin through one of
these toys you Can make quite a
bee out Of it, the pin being the
stinger. ....
When the :'bee" descended on
the strangers nose everybody ex
pected to see a sudden start, but
it did not come. After a jab at
the tip>end the "bee' crawled
along up, waiting for develop
ments and getting it an occasion
al sting. but not even a sigh es-
capped the sleeper. The young
man with the insect was getting
tired when the stranger lazily
opened his eyes. 'lowly rose up
from his chair, and cody remark.
ed .-.
"Now, then, if you have got
through foOling with my nose LII
fool with yours for a while !"
1t isn't likely that particular
young man will ever dangle anti
fcial flies any more. He was
doubltd d up, Strengthened out,
choked, mopped and slamed SO
thoroughly that his appetite will
run to chicken broth and arnica
for some days to come. When
the cyclone had passed the stran-
, ger called for gin, drank it, and
said to the white faced crowd on
the bench:
"Gentlemen, if any more of you
see anything peculiar about my
nose please call around and let
me know
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1879-08-16
The Smallest Baby i'm
Ohio,

Mention was made some time
ago OF tue remarkable baby Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Armitage, of this
city. Mrs. Armitage has been
visiting friends in the nothern
part of the State for several
weeks, and returned to this city
a week ago. She was called on
at the Hopkins House. where
she and her husband board, and
was kind enough to let a news
paper intruder see the little crea-
ture. The little girl is now four
mouths old, and lacks few ouu-
ces of weighing five pounds. at
it's birth this babe weighed Just
threefourtls of a pound, and an
ordinary finger ring which was
placed Oh its arm would go easily
to the elbow. When two month
old it weighed two pounds, when
ten weeks old three pounds, and
now at four months it weighs five
pounds. 1t is as perfect as any
child can be, and is notably
healthy and goof-natured. It il
bright. and has more expression
in its face than is usual for babes
at that age. Mr.: Armitage is
an engineer on the Pittsburg,
Cincinnati and st. Louis Road.
Columbus (Ohio) Journal, July 3Ol