The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-03-07
NEW NOR -WEsTERs.
Ancient Greece-Old butter.
Arizona has nine newspapers.

/ --AEIEOUa HAS IlIu0 U6WSpapGESs
-Houstan. Texas, has IS free schools,
"a teachers and /, TOT pupils.
How to produce a telling effect-C0m-
| municate d secret to woman.
| -" One touch of nature" observed the
| inebriate as the ground rose and struck
him. sr
Tell us, somebody, why our lawmakers
| are never arrested for passing worthless
bills?
The Tennessee Normal College has
now more than 100 students and is in a
fourishing state.
The vulgar word "hash is not heard
in Boston. That article is alluded to as a
culinary symposium.
"A little four-year-old came as near right
as any one else when she said the Lord was
the author of "the beautiful snow.'
German experimentalists have satisfac-
torily proven that plants viii grow more in
bright moonlight than in dark nights.
-" That's what I call capital punish
ment," as the boy said when his mother
shut him up in the closet among the pre-
serves.
The man who got into barber's chair,
pinned a newspaper around his neck and
began to read the towel, may justly be
called absent-minded.
Sitting Bull is coming back to America,
thoroughly disgusted with his Queen Moth
er because she didn't make him governor
general of Canada instead of Lorne.
-Lo the poor Indian, whose untutored
mind regards starvation as an act unkind,
whose club is lifted in unreasoning ire, be-
cause, forsooth, he can't have food and fire.
When fast young men in Reno, New,
get into dispute, instead of resorting to
blows, they go into the nearest saloon aud
shake the dice to see who is the biggest
liar. 80
"A Chinese shoemaker has just married
a pretty Boston girl. We say more en-
phatlcally than ever that the Chinese must
60 Are we to be ruined by cheap Chinese
lovers
Two woodcutters in the swamps of
Trinity river, Texas, recently fought duel
with axes, one having his arm Topped off
and the other receiving frightful wound
in the shoulder.
We have about decided to sail for Eu-
rope as soon as this issue of the paper goes
to press. We can no longer hold back.
Paris mothers call distinguished Americans
to kiss their pretty grown-up daughters.
--Senator-elect Carpenter, of Wisconsin,,
received the following message Of congrat-
ulation on his nomination from his eleven
year-old son, Paul, D. Carpenter g Mann
ma and / send love and congratulations.
The expression of boys face. at the
end of straw that lacks two inches of
reaching the cider in a barrel. is supposed
to be the model that the artist selected In
the saeiiaoasion Of Adam leaving Paradise.
-Ah CAeHaA@U P1OfASHCo q 1Ccip6 iOF
making an ointment which, If put ON the
feet, viii protect them so that person can
stand on a hot stove. A cheaper and surer
way, however, is to use stills or wait until
the stove gets cold.
Greeley, Colorado, is veritable elysi-
mn among Western towns With popu-
lation of three thousand persons, it requires
no police or eonstables, has no liquor shops,
and i'll two years has spent only seven dol
lars of its poor fund.
"A new method has been invented for
propelling the street-cars in New York. It
is an engine worked by compressed air con-
tanned in tanks under the seats and oper-
ated by one man on the platform. It will
run ten Or twelve miles without charging
the tank.
Mrs. John Jacob Astor wore diamonds
worth $3.50, 900 at the ball In New York
few evenings ago. They were the family
diamonds, and consisted of necklace, ear
rings, comb, four bracelets and tiara, and
were remarkable for their purity and
beauty.
The two elevated railroads in New
York having proved decided success, Bos-
ton has also determined to have one or
more. The surveys have been completed
for a line extending from South Boston
flats and connecting with four of the prin-
cina1 raiIrOad stations
A man with rusty beard that ran
down to peak, boarded q western train
the other day, took seat near the stove
and fell into a gentle slumber. In few
minutes a brakeman opened a door and
shouted, "Queens ~ The slumbering pas
senger slightly shifted his position, and
muttered, 90 The pots yourn staid in on
jacks"
-Perhapsit ii may not be generally known
that there is twenty MN year old Welsh
paper in this country that has circulation
of over s, 200 copies. We refer to our es-
teemed contemporary, the Y Dryeb, of
Utica, New York. the Z is at the front
of the name of the paper it would not be
Ys to hazard a guess, although the motto
of the paper throws little light on the
subject. The admirably chosen motto says:
. Newyddiadur Denedlaethai at Vasaneth
Cenedl v Cymry yn y Ualaethan Unedig.'
This, of course, explains its position fully,
and comment is not 40 necessary Welsh
dictionary. IF Drysch sticks closely to
that moddo lit wyll nno dyoubt syccceed as
hereytoyfoyre.
Original Advice Ter Drinkers.
Barkeepers in this city pay on an average