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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
NEW .SERIES---NO. 95.

AsEARcH WARRANT allows an officer to
90 through your house from cellar TO gar
ret, and Lindsey's Blood Searcher is war
ranted to 60 through your system from top
to toes and drive out all blood diseases. It's
cures are wonderful and certified to by doc
tors, preachers and people. Scrofula, Mer-
curial Diseases, ErysIpelas, letter, Ulcers in
the Lungs or on the Skin, Boils, Pimples,
&c. we warrant it to cure. II is a purely
Vegetable Compound and Powerful Tonic.
For sale by all Druggists. See that our
name is on the bottom Of the wrapper
r. E. SELLERS & Co., Prop'rs, Pittsburgh,
Pa. Barclay Bros Agents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
DIRECTORY.

BUSINESS DIRECTORY
of.the leading business houses whose advertise.
ments may be found In The BULLETIN.
DRY GOODS.
G. o. Pstier & Co., Commercial avenue and Nine.
Chas. r. Stewart, Eighth street
GROCERIES.
Carl Peters X Bro, Eighth street.
Pettis Bird, Washington avenue and Eighth
PHYSICIANS.
DR.. J. II, Mareani Office, 40 Commercial avenue.
DENTISTS.
DIR. ". c. Jocelyn, Eighth near Commercial.
DR.. Il W Whitock, 1885 Commercial avenue.
LIQUORS
Robt. smyth, No, 20 Ohio leyec
INSURANCE.
II. H. Candee, No 20 Ohio eyee (up stalrs)
Equitable Life, OF New York. corner Twelfth and
Washington avenue.
widows and Orphans Mutual Aid Society, Seventh
and Commercial avenue,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
Linegar a. Lansden, No il3 Commercial avenue.
GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS.
HALLIDAY Bros proprietors Egyptian Mills
Hinkle, Thlstlewood 4 Moore, Nos. 80 and iZ1
Commercial avenue.
DRUGGISTS WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
Barclay Bros, Ohio leyee and corner Eighth and
Washington avenue.
BANKS
City National Ohio eyee.
MEAT MARKETS.
J Walter, Eighth street
Koehlef Brop.. Corner Eighth and Washington.
STEAMBOATS,
Champion. Three States
ICE
John Sproa, corner Twelnhsnd Lcyee.
BRACKET STOKE.
L G Ford Corner Ninth and Commercial
BARRIERS
J Geo SteinhOuse, Eighth street.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

You MUST CURE THAT COuGH.--With
Shiloh's Consumption Cure you can cure
yourself. 1t has established the fact that
Consumption can be cured. while for Coughs
Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma, and
all diseases Of THROAT and Lungs, it is abso-
lutely without an equal, Two doses will re
lieve your child of Group, it is pleasant to
take and perfectly harmless to the youngest
child, and no mother can efford to be with
out it, You can use two thirds of bottle
and if what we say is not true VIC will re
fund the price paid. Price 10 cts. so cts.
and $l,00 per bottle. If your Lungs are
sore or chest or back lame use Shiloh's Por
GUS Plaster. Sold by Barclay Brothers.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
CHICAGO GRAM AND PRODUCE.

CHICAGO, October, 10, 10 NJ.
0Orn-November, $50; October, 3s4
Pork-November, So so.
Oats-Novembcr, esq; October, %.
Wheat-Noyember, 81 1874.
CHICAGO, October, 70, I'm.
Wheat-November, 81 1418@i Is.
Corn-November, 3s%; October, 3815.
0ats,-Octobcr, 2S15.
Pork January, 80 35.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

SAVE YOUR CHILDREN.-FOr expellng
worms from the system, Sellers Vermifuge
has no equal in this or any other country.
One teaspoonful given to child of Mr..
Bradbery's, expelled 234 worms in four
hours after taking the medicine. BENZ. Ly-
tie, Union township, Pa. Also expelled 400
worms from my child two years old.-Wm.
Sarver st. Louis, Mo. Sold by all drug
gists. Price 90 cts. r. E. Sellers & Co.,
proprietors, Pittsburgh, Pa. Send for cir
cular Barclay Bros, Agents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

A MODERN MIRACLE.-It has long been
stated as a scientific proposition by medi-
cal men that third stroke of paralysis is
necessarily fatal. What, then, shall be
said of John Appel, of North Banford,
Conn, who had twelve, and who is to-day
strong, vigorous man? The phenomena is
ascribed by Mr.. Appel to his constant
application of Giles Lintment Iodine
Ammonia. Giles Pills cures Painful
Menstruation. Sold by all druggists.
Send for pamphlet, DR.. Giles, 120 West
Broadway, n. Y. Trial size 25 cents.
Barclay Brothers agents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

THE TRUTH IS MIGHTY and will prevail.
Thousands who have used and been cured
are living witnesses to the truth of our
statement, that Sellers Liver Pills will cure
the worst cases of liver complaint, bilious
ness, headache arising tberefrom, costive
ness, constipation, dizziness and all disor
ders resulting from diseased liver. For
sale by all druggists. Price 25 cents. r.
E. Sellers & Co., Proprietors, Pittsburgh,
Pa. Barclay Bros agents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

II you have corns and bunions, use
Coussens' Lighting Liniment. and you can
tip the light fantastic with ease and grace.
1t will also cure rheumatism, lame back,
sprains, bruises, etc. On animals, torgals,
SPAWN, ringbone, etc, it effects speedy
and permanent cure. Remember Cous-
sens Lightning Liniment. Price so cents,
Barclay Bros, agents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

GUARD AGAINST DIsEAsE.-If you find
yourself getting bilious, head heavy, mouth
foul, eyes yellow, Kidneys disordered, symp-
toms OF piles tormenting you, take at once
few doses of Kidney Wort 1t is natures
great assistant. Use it AS an advance gaurd
don't wait to get down sick.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

II pound Old Barry Letter Heads.
5R 6 Note Heads.
o Linen Letter Heads.
21s Linen Note Heads.
The BEST quality of paper at prices of
cheapest grade.
81 pound statements colors.
10 pound Bills Ladng.
IA and rs pound Bill Heads--all sizes.
Extra super white Envelopes at st. Louis
wholesale prices. Printing $500 extra.
Ruling and Binding, all kinds at THE
BULLETIN office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

NoTrcE.-To ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
The Cairo Bulletin will pay no bills con-
tracted by any of its employees, or any one
connected with the Bulletin, unless the
same is made on written order signed by
myself, and the order must be attached to
the bill when presented, and no contracts
for advertising or job work are valid unless
the same are endorsed by myself.
f. A. BURNETT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

A CARD--To all who are suffering from
the errors and indiscretions of youth, ner-
vous weakness, early decay, loss of man
hood, etc, will send receipt that will
cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by a missionary it
South America. Send selt-addressed en-
velope to the REV, JOSEPH T. INslAN, Sta
ton d. New York City
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

In THE Jefferson wis Comfy Union, L.
B. Weeks advises farmers that ii is quite
practicable to realize several cents pound
more for their winter butter by using the
Perfected Butter Color, of Wells, Richard
son & Co.. Burlington, VT. 1t certainly
adds to the selling value.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

The name Of Miss Annie Hill was on the
programme Of last evenings concert for the
benefit Of the yellow fever sufferers, but
having contracted severe cold, her friends
feared she would be unable to fulfill her
engagement However she appeared and
sang Ernani Invoami in tones so clear, and
with such artistic execution, that she re-
ceivcd hearty encore. was enabled to
do this, she said, by using Coussens' Honey
of Tar, the best compound in the world
for clearing the voice, relieving hoarsencss,
curing coughs and colds. Price 80 cents.
Barclay Bros, agents. IA
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
PATENTS.
DATENTS

Obtained for new inventions, or for improvements
on old ones; for medical or other compounds, trade
marks and labels. Caveats, Assignments, Inter
fcrences, Appeals, Suits for lniringemcnts and
all cases arising under the Patent Laws, prompt
ly attended TO, Inventions that have been
REFLECTED Hy Ss f sasas G Se a BY
us. Being opposite the U, 3, Patent Department,
and engaged In Patent business exclusively, we can
make closer searches and secure Patents more
promptly, and with broader claims, than those who
are remote from Washington.
INVENTORS send ~ s.,I model or s sketch &c. o.
amnations and advise as TO patenabillty, free OF
charge; All correspondence strictly confidential
We refer In Washington, to Hon, Postmaster
General d. N Key, Rev. +. D.Power, The German
American National Bank, to officials In the U. 5.
Patent Office, and TO Senators and Representatives
in Ccngress and especially TO our clients In every
state In the Union and in Canada. Address
9. A. SNOW & CO.,
Opposite Patent Once, Washington D. 9.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City Officers.

wy NhiNNA''
Mayor-S B. Thiztlewood.
Treasurer-Edwsrd Dezonis
Cierk-Dennis. j, Foley.
Counselor--Wm. Il. Gilbert.
Marshal---I {. Laiue
Attorney-Willlam Hendricks.
BOARD or ALDERMEN.
first Ward-Wm, o'Callahan NJ. j. Howley
Second Ward-Dayid 7. Linegar, {. X. Wood
ward
Third ward-N p, Wright Bgber, Smith
Fourth Wsrd-Charles o. Patier, james Kynsst0n
Finn Wsrd-T. W. Halliday, Ernest H. Petit
County Officers.
CircUlt Judge-0. A. Harker.
Circuit Clerk A. Reeves.
County Judge-R. :, Iocum.
County Clerks. j. Humm.
County Att0rnsy-W G, Mulkey
County Treasurer--A. J. Alden.
Sherif-JOhn Hodges
Coroner-R HtZgeraiG.
County Commissioners W. Halliday, NJ, '
Brown, samuel Briley.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
Latest News.
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
LIVERPOOL GRAIN,

LIVERPOOL, October 10, 9 P. NJ Wheat
steady-Winter, 1ls@l1s3d; Spring, los Sd
@1Os Cd; California average, los 4d@11s
cd; California club, lis ld@1is I'd.
Corn old, IS Cd.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

HAVE you Dyspepsia, are you Constlpa-
ted, have you Yellow skin, Loss of Appe-
tite, Head Ache, if 50 don't fail to use Shi-
loh's System Vitalizer. 1t guaranteed to
relieve you, and will you continue to suffer
when you can be cured on such terms as
these. Price 10 cents, and IS cents Sold by
Barclay Brothers.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New YORK, October 10. 1904, p. M
Wheat-frmer-No. Chicago, 81 80
No. 2, Milwaukee 81 31@l 39; Red
Winter, 81 30@1 40; No. 9 Red Winter
81 40; No. Amber 81 Ss@l 80. Corn
-quiet-No. ., 551s@554.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
THE NAILS.

RNRRAL DELIVERY open ~ Il. m; closes
VI $50 pm; Sunday; sto9 .. NJ.
Money Order Department open At 8 a. m; closes
al 5 y. m.
Mississippi Central Railroads close at Il 30 p. m.
Cairo sud Poplar Biud Through and Way Mail
closes at ia:}0 p. m
Way Mail via Illinois Central, Cairo and Vim.
eenne- aud Mississippi Central Railroads close at
s:B p. m.
Way Ysg log Narrow Gauge Railroad closes at 5
\.
p m. daily except Friday.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
TINE TABLE.
r. R. TIME CARD AT CAIRO.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r II.

ILLINOIS CENTRAL RR
TRAINS ARRIyg. TRAINS DEFIANT
Maik ......... as am. Maii............3: lOa.m.
Express. zoo pm. Express 800 pm.
CAIRO & NlNCENNRS r.. h
Nal....,.... 1000 pm. Mail......,. ....4ij am.
CAIRO 4 ST LOUIS Ru
Express ..... $40 pm. Express sii a. n
Accom- daton 1875 pm. Accom- 'datioE IL; P. III
CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS AND NEW ORLEANS R.R
Mail ... ....... 5;2Dpm. Mall...........5:Ua IN.
. AIT. RiILROAD
Texas exprer. 2I0am. Texas express .,ljp N.
ACCOMMODATE S!Da.m.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

WELLS Persian Perfume "Hackmetack"
Is rich and fragrant try it, Sold by Barclay
Brothers.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14

KIDNEY WoRr has cured thousands, Try
II and YOU will add one more their number.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
II. w. SMIrHERS, Recover.
SHORTEST SHORT LINE BETWEEN
CAIRO AND ST. LOUIS.

Time Schedules:
Through Express leaves Cairo. ........... S:ij am.
Through Express arrives at T.. ;, Louis. 5:00p m.
Through Express leaves T. St LOuis..., 300 am.
Through Express arrives at CAIRO. ..... $40 pm.
MufphysbOFO accommodation leaves Cairol2 - p III.
Nu'physb0ro Acc. arrives az Murphysboro 6:l5 p IN.
Murphysboro Acc. leaves Murphy-boro D. ASS am.
MurphysbOfo Acc. arrives al Calro.......i0 40 am.
The Cairo & ~. Louis Rail Road II the only all
Rail Route between Cairo aud 81. Louis under one
management, therefore there are no delays at
way stations awaiting connections from other lnes.
Close and sure connections AZ ST Louis with other
lnes for North, Eas, and West
J. 4. NAUGLE, l.. VI. JOHNSON.
Agent. General Manager.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1879-10-14
DIR. @. w. FORBES

Health restoring Liver d stomach faus
An antidote that has proven it, rcpelart force
10 eSpel Atmospheric Germs Of Disease
that intest the air,
An Antidote and preventative and cure for Chill
let Fever, Measles. Whooping Cough, etc.
preventative that is highly appreciated by quite
anumber OF mothers who have tried them.
sS- Forbes Pads are made from GENUINE MED
properties known 10 science. having direct appli.
cation TO the removal OF Morbid Organic conditions
and restoring TO health, natural energy and normal
activity the vital functions which are weakened and
deblitated by disease, thus proving themselves to
possess a POWERFUL REMEDY for all diseases
OF the Liver. stomach and Bowels, a. thousands
can testify from practical experience.
\ B.As the price Of the Pad has been reduced,
It makes Il the cheapest and most convenient midi
cation you can use for any of the above diseases.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18
TO What Are We Drifting.

There are forty or more men in this
country who can control from ten to
one hundred million dollars capital.
When these men combine they can
raise or depress as they please the nec-
essaries of life or any article of COM
merce. A. T. Stewart was able to
break up hundreds of small capitalists
whose trade he wished to monopolize.
The Standard oil company, with q
hundred million dollars capital, has
smashed nearly all rivalry and has an
absolute monopoly of the whole petro-
leum oil trade Of the country. By
simply using a lower grade of oil or
adding few cents on the price per
gallon it can realize millions of dollars
profit, A millionaire is now engaged
in the work of monopolizing all the
wheat of the great metropolitan mark
cts, so that there may be an advance
Of the price of that necessary of life,
and he may realize immense profits.
Where is this infamous monopolizing
to stop? First on one article and
then on another, it IS eating the life
blood of our whole people.-Bdlttmore
Standard.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18
Indlann.
DEMOCRATIC DELIBERATIONS.
j. l.. BUTMAN.

INDIANAPOLIS. JAN, 8,-A number
of Democratic members of the legisla-
ture held q consultation to-day, in
which it was the prevailing sentiment
that the financial question was perma.
nently settled, and would not again en-
ter into State politics; further, that
while Hendricks was the favorite son
OF Indiana, carrying New York in
1880 was essential to success, and
therefore Tildcn should be re nominal
ed for the presidency. Lastly. that
Senator Voorhees,, on the question of
his reelection to the Senate, should
make no pledges to the National party
nor have further pronounced sympa-
thy with the Greenback movement.
The PRONUNCIATION of this sentiment
caused considerable feeling among Mr.,
Hendricks friends. In the caucus
tonight the Democrats, who have con-
troll, selected H. s. Canthorn, OF Knox,
for speaker. and Webster Dickson Of
johnson, for clerk. Trouble is antici'
pated in organizing the Senate to.mor.
row, but an effort will be made with
David D. Dale of White for principal
secretary.-,St. Louis Republican.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18

and all that have seen it in operation
SO decide, although not approving o,
the guage until they had seen 1t 'rleo
and had riddes upon it. ,
wish you would get the opinion OF
some one competent to judge as 10
about the cost per mile to grade
standard .suage railroad the route
through the country between San
Marcos and the point you think best
to build to. (the standard guage, you
will understand, is four feet eight and
one-half inches, same as the sunset
route aud the Austin roads) or tue
cost per mile for al three feet guage'
and from that can judge what the
line will cost-not including the cost
Of bridging streams. Perhaps Kings
bury would be the best point as the
distance is less. but if the Sunset route
has not began to build from any point
to New Brauuiels, and arc not going
to, then 7 should say, from my views
build via New Braunfels to Seguin'
or to some other point on tho Sunset
route, even lift was thirty or more
miles.
Write any facts you may think best
about this matter, and I will lay it be-
fore my parties at once and inform you
of the result.
Respectfully,
.... j. L. BUTMAN.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18

Julian Hartridge, member of Con-
gress from the FIRST District of Geor-
gia, who died at Washington recently,
was a native of Savannah, and a man
of far more than ordinary abilities.
He studied his profession at the Cam
bridge law-school, and prior to the war
was solicitor general of the Eastern
judicial circuit. He served for some
time 10 the Confederate army, was a
member of.the Confederate congress,
and for the last ten years has been
quite active snd influential IL the poll
tics Of his State.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18

IfCougress wants to find a rich DO.
nanza of corruption, let an investiga-
ton be made of the manner in which
every contract for carrying the mail is
farmed out, the honest bids in almost
every case secretly shown to favorites
who bid a little lower and get the
contract. It is possible an inyestiga-
ton might disclose the manner in
which on a moderate salary the pious
Tyner has grown immensely wealthy.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18
way Noa:

On the presumption that District
Congressional Convention will be
called to nominate a successor to Mr..
Schleicher, it has been suggested to
as to put in nomination" San Marcos
as suitable place for holding said
Convention. We are near the centre
of the District in one direction, and
occupy convenient aud accessible
position with reference to the whole.
We say, then, let San Marcos be the
place. Why not2
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18
Gustavc Sclilelcher.

Texas dead Congressman, Hon.
Gustave Schleicher, was born at
Darmstadt, Germany, November 10,
1923, was educated for a civil engineer
but left the fatherland soon after
graduating from the university of
Geissen, and landed at Indianola in
1915. After some years spent on the
frontier and surveying the lands of the
German oolonists. he located in San
Antonio, where he gained the conf
dence of all classes Of people, who soon
found that he was talented, honorable
brave and just. He was associated
with Gen. Joseph T. Johnston. who
was there , subaltern in the United
States army stationed at San Antonio,
in surveying the route of railway to
connect the gulf of Mexico and San
Antonio, and in making examination
of the harbor at lndianola. Soon af-
ter the completion of the survey he
was elected to the legislature, and at
ter two years service was transferred
to the State Senate, where he continu-
ed for several sessions. Enjoying the
full confidence of the first men of the
State, and making for himself splen-
did record for industry and ability.
When the troubles between the States
broke out in 1861 he took sides with
his State and did good service in the
discharge of the duties to which he
was assigned. The Democratic con.
vcntion at Goliad in August, 1874. af-
ter more than a hundred ballots nomi-
mated Mr.. Schleicher for Congress as
compromise man, it having been
found impossible to get two-thirds
vote for either of the gentlemen first
placed iu nomination before the con-
vention. At the expiration of his first
term he was reelected without serious
oppos ,iou. This process weuld doubt
less have been repeated last year but
for his course which separated him
from the Democratic majority on the
financial question. Opposed BY Judge
f-rlaai he tailed to &c; two.thirds
vote in the San Antonio convention,
which dissolYed without nominating.
lie was then elected 10 the forty sixth
Congress after one Of the mos, arIuous
n | closely contested canvas,cs ever
made 10 the State. Mr.. Schleichcr's
record as CONGRESSMAN Is known
throughout the country, and need. no
reference here. lie vas a great stu
lent. a thorough scholar. an able in-
ycs;isator. an elegant writer, a good
speaker and citizen OF whom any
State might feel proud. OF late years
his residence was at Cuero, Dewitt
GalUstoR Nclcs.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18
MIR. Schicicher Dead /!

It is with sincere regret that We
h ave to record the death OF tho able,
faithful and distinguished Represent
alive in Congress from this district
He died on Friday night the 10th inst.
Distinguished funeral honors were
paid him at Washington, and his re-.
mains sent in charge Of o Congression-
al Committee to San Antonio.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18

Northern Texas has been visited by
an unusually heavy snow and the cold
est weather known for many years. In
a number of places the thermometer
went below zero, At Dallas the Trim
ity river was frozen over and sleigh
riding was the order of the day.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-01-18

a. H,.Stephens is in worse condi-
ton physically than he has been for
years.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1879-04-24
An asionished Enqiishman.

! yonny EnIliShmln stopped at a
tavern IN Nushvill,, Ienn.. where he
got into conversation with II natl-e
enuessean. \. usual. he boaslei
of everything English in compiri-
son with Yrukeo prollc,s flnlly
be got talking about I'm slsh che ease
lie said 1t Nns very CON- II III to see
cheese in England weighing 1000
pounds each.
"Hoch |! oxclnimed the Tenn.
esscnn. my father keeps dairy ten
miles from this place, anl supplies
nll the large iaverns He never
thinks of making cheese less than
one ton in weight "
You cant put that job on me;
said the EnSlishmln laughing.
Ask the landlord, said the
ronneSseau.
Tue landlord was accordingly ap
piled TO, when he replied
Il never weighed his cheese, but
[ know that the old man rnus, at
the bottom of the bill on his place,
two saw mills, which are drivea TIA c
whole year aronnd 10y the whey
which ruus from his cheese press
'Will yon be so kind as to order
my horse quietly remarked the
EuglIshmnn.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1879-04-24
The Way 10 Get Il

There was quite crowd consre.
gated IN Nuydcr's saloon the other
day. tel ing stories, SIN )king strong
pipes. and keeping as close to the
stove As possible.
Presently stranger walked in
and ate a siulwich, after which he
addressed the men ms follows
"Yon men are al out Of work,
rh e.
Yes they replied, unanimously.
"Got big families T.
They responded together ic the
Affirmative.
'WonlI you work faithfully II
you got chance
"uf course, We would
Then you all want work, work,
and nothing cut work =
I'VE i
well, there's on.y one way to
get IT,
allows that -
"Nhy. go ont and look for it"
Then be skipped out, and groans
Of chagu:l aud disappointment