The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-07-12
VARIETY.

4
M for Kearney's platform Capital pun
must be abolished, and the punishment
AiEubstituted-
arsettIe this sunstrOke business right here
IN. Let as agree on some brand or mark
inRush too much gin from too much sun.
'3.lsy City man vas recently arrested for
M bis wife across the nose with a red and
and worsted motto bearing the words {:
,, Sweet Home"
Chinese are coming in large numbers.
AZ, President Hayes veto Of the restriction
Been translated and published in the live
Iof she FIowcry Kingdom.
nsr started out to see which could tell the
"a. No. commenced: - \ wealthy
editor - No. 2 stopped right there and
ls forieit.
lei IngersOlI's doctrine Of no hell reminds
Hlefd COurant Of an old hummer who was
ti4 opinion Of an infdel leture.
knoF, he said; 9 but Id rather go to
bn a nowhere"
- TOh is about to make a trip around
-,-s,'',, IN eigbteen-foot boat, taking his
= PTlsee, N the journey. lie has steadily
y Saa bling offers to take the wives Of
tizt BpstOnians.
II T D'n sold the bottle in which he i'm
&c lighting to 4 Jersey man. lie and
fndants have been diluting it ever since,
tstill strong enough to paralize man at
ets--BOSf0H Courier.
sgro preacher described hell as ice cold,
the wicked froze 10 all eternity. Asked
E%n elae. Why, Ii say hell is warm,
TUem cid rheumatic niggcrs be wantin'
/ Wn der de very fus' frost"
u II nt all complimentary to your wife to
~ ae she - your treasure. and then read
Scripture which commands YOU to
N treasure IN heaven in a tone Of voice
,~rr aces her that you would like to DO it.
fie eyoIutiOnists account for the fact
emu shark has for ages worn his mouth
st Ineonvenient side (himself that is) .
20 le dsyelOpement theory it should
IeC han worked round so that he would
burn over on his back to eat his
17r0Ss-(SImplc or modern comedy
Amelia (newly married): .. have
complai- ~ dear Hvrept that Arthnr
sFefEn .t.- lH. er comes in till
Aure n (uot Sarried): " All,
L las wns tie . Charles, until
- prmed. Now. -.es out every eve
ever c)mes home "a. Ie morning.
: iato your friend e cl- great nuggets of
bFistiing with the choicest eloduence,
lil s. o.. Jon f. good fellow, but
a bore. But .Ct MIN talk FOR an hour,
Ceh Jc- utter rover \ word, vet will he
mp ed with F0ur distinguished in-
x X an miraculous conversational powers
Nans,r.Pi.
'efy oi Irishu1n went to a St. Louis
4 storr to buy a suit Of cothing in which
= d = eomrale. al vcrie les OF gar
rSers c mined aud discussed by the
Z frieI g, but none cOuld be decided
e' OCs OF the Plrtv held up q light thin
Al BsgOrra, let's axe this, b'ys it's
vsa-0o and poor Pat vii find it moighty
,,issia. ,
ith aanivcrsary Of tI1 marriage is called
-eddk z. The iEYita on cards should be
u which may be prir sd little bully-tins.
n gal Of guests may be ammo need by the
tlbalntiOns of the bell If -ay one comes
e Invited, instruct your servant to say,
:" The presents may consist Of any
Il the tin line, from boys whistle to
rlout, according to the amount of IS tin -
thage to expend upon them.
Aaion, Mr.. jackson contracted to marry
rs. subsequently he became insane,
n Miss Paris sued him for not marry
nd has actually recovered $3.50. The
r IL II Al
y Hud that the defendants lunacy did
i bit Of difference. 1t was argued that
being incapacitated for marriage By his
all the more needed n wife to care for
D., Thing was settled upon purely
ireiplcs. 1t was nothing that poor
In couldn't be married that no
HkJbuld marry maniac. 1t was shown
pTaksOn was rapidly recovering, and,
orsd to his senses, might marry Miss
lat that didn't change the verdict. No
thc-e is n movement in England to
p - right to sue for breach Of promise.
thoA Sure THISG.-A tough-looking
T. X into one OF the Justices courts yes
d. bon very much intoxicated, and re-
r. ne be allowed to swear of drinking
II His honor Obligingly put him
6Molemn motions, and the convert,
= +Sed rumble Of well meant, bat pro-
ed resolutions, stumbled out Of the
. don't keep it an hour" said one of
lawyers.
20 bticks to it n week, anyhow" OBJ
1oirt with confidence.
~ cried everybody.
- you bet :" " asked the judge.
I 80 ten," exclaimed an eager attorney
he money.
u cried his honor, and the stakes were
and to.a Chronicle reporter.
Ia ia said the court quietly, Z" go out
Eaat man back"
- ninutes the reformed was dragged in
D. ascendcd bis dais, raped for order
i Ra feverc.
with being drunk" said the court.
ur plea ?"
Eln full, admitted the prisoner, with
bile
IlFAin the county Jail. Constable, lock
bner. Mr.. Reporter, hand this
Z Z vkalth. Courts adjourned. Boys,
= ia hOOd our lower levels. .'-Nerada