Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-04-03
w hole No., 3S4.
Mum. $ BetfCT-HUit.

A greedy motlIer-A yoracious NAV.
To produce telling effect, communicate
Il secret to II woman.
When a man has no mind Of his own,
his wife generally gives him Il piece Of
hers.
\ Connecticut church committee has de-
cided that Il minister may kiss the ladies Of
his congregation.
Eighteen hundred girls under twenty
years of age were married in New York
city last year.
! a New York paper speaks of san Amer
lean young lady OF Is springs" Probably
her name is Sofa.
In the album of one of our famous act
resses nA this: "A woman seldom fails
the da! after giving you the key Of her
heart to change the combination.'
/ kiSsin" and hugging are each danger
oi.s. according TO medic;l. authorities; and
a. woman S only escape from both is mar
r;age.
! The mails are all behind, madam" said
a Detroit posioiiice clerk. THAT is the
place tor maes.' answered the lady as she
/ sliled ont.
! Tongue cannot tell the words or express
the establishment of the crippled soldier in
I Connecticut who awoke to find his wife
was using his wooden leg to pound the
beefSteak.
A Cry goods clerk. who speaks with the
air of one who has had experience. says he
knows of no ..connter-iritant" equal to
the woman who shops with no intention
of buying.
a novel Good Templars Lodge has just
been organized in Boston with IA member
ship of 65 women. 1t is the only lodge Of
the body IN the country which excludes
men.
Anna Dickinson has been engaged to
play Il week in San Francisco before the
present seasOn closes. and 70 lecture TWEEN.
ty times in California and Nevada, for
which she is to receive $4,000.
A lady in Richmond. Virginia. aged IS,
recently gave birth to "A bouncing boy. We
mention the fact in spirit of confidence
to some OF our married lady friends in
this vicinity. Give the old men a chance"
Il curse the hour we were married" ex-
claimel IN enraged husband to his better
half. 10 which she l:iilt.ly replied. Don't,
my dear; for that was the only happy
hour we have ever seem
Some men are endowed with the cling
inc nature of cobwebs. and like them ara
continually hanging around the house un-
til cleared ont hy the end of a well-bal-
ancel broom. with an industrious female
on the other emil.
do you know when the Swallows
Homeward Fiy?" asked a young man of
his "inamorata." as he leaned over the
pi;noforte. "Of course do" she replied,
in voice rs flr apart rs a barber's comb.
They fly home when they want their
grub And then she began to sing,
IVY o;lld That Were Bird
A lady of experience gives advice on
kissing to younger lady friend as fol-
lows: BE frugal in your bestowal of such
f,vors. In the first place. would cut of
all uncles. cousins and brothers-in-law: let
them kiss their own wives and daughters
and would not kiss the minister. or the
doctor or tie lawyer who gets you di-
vorce.'
The twenty-ccnt piece is base deceiver.
1t is invariably given out and received for
4 quarter. The consequence is a liTral
Use of adjectives and wickedness in gem
aral. I'll tell YOU what well do, my
!ear!' said Mrs. Ferguson yesterday. dis
playing on her countenance the light of u
new discovery. ..We'll take them here
liter and put them in the contrbution-box.
Perhaps it is cheating the church; bu. that,
,y.dently. is what the twenty cent piece
yas made for''
A Milwaukee newspaper published a
story about dark-haired girl and light
,iired girl. room-lmtes in boarding
school. who dressed one morning In the
lark. and each braided the others switch
n with her own hair. so that their heads
It the breakfast table looked like confused
The improbabiity OF the
has been noted by several jour
lals. one o! which thus expressed its in.
.edulty: This is the very first time any
mere newspaper writer has dared to sug-
rest that couple OF young women ever
lressed themselves in the dark and with
'ut the services of a mirror. and it is to be
loped this ridiculous kind of literature will
,e discountenanced at the outset
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