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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

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II know wha, I'm talking About. and
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there Nlonr. Yen inss wall minule, !
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building, anil returned with couple "
2xl scauiling~ and laid them nf she
stairs. aud tho crowd now numbered
any.
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floor. 10 snny" he asked the little man
"Yes~ Int hnt---"
alnt whasy"
why, / was waiting for my wifc ~
| get The closllrs.hprac ont 81 the urpti
hall. She's NIL ready now, and III take
IL mp"
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rel and trottei hriskly mp stairs hetwrci
the skids II was empty. Detrot
Irer prfgs
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

q. q. uOWENa. Nor card.
II. D. CHM Mku. OlisN IN DRUG heore.
MEltNgAM, T.. A. 0llles oyer keilow's ssoFs.
Il, n. ION ~, aliser IN tant0nnial nlsek.
q. H. WAkpk1Ak, Physician sud Surgeon, -.
nAir. Iowa.
u. y. IiOyr. II. d., Hamaopsthist,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

Travellers sAy that people In sicily
tsll Of m old time. hollow tree called
The Chestnnt.trec u the Hundred
Horses.' because il could hold 4 hun.
dred horses together within its trunk |
That must have haen "oncc upon
time," should think; but I've heard
VI man who actually saw, near palcr-
mo, tree meaanrinK about twenty-five
feet In diameter, and arching over the
public roadway which passes through
IL trunk. Jark.tn.fhe-l Pulpit" IN 81.
Nich0lns.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15
Drug Alores.

ClEMMEs. i, =. s~e I'd.
q, y, WEN1sEN. Ree al.
Il, q. rls1CE, Druggist ana rhysicisn.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

McuAyJ0M. OatMv = now1nn YrnU AND
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A. A. MsLLsa. Washington Az, CITY. = Dess
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Catsftl. and fcs thn. past two ysAr hays euAsssd
terlousiy VIII H. Noticing y0hs Advertisements 81
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SoutAke eonsy 20 get 4 more egoMtnenlx
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with them.
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WY nos w w Yours sfulys WI. u0WxN.
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15
Ifofeis.

WEUNTEN HOUSE. corner Elm and sIixt
streets.
sTMOTisER HOUSE. opposite sis Depot.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

T1EM
Chicago 1 Northwestern
RAILWAY
Oldest, Hest Constructed, Must Progress.
size, hest Equipped,
Hsset rms
MOST IL I.I.iA - l. II
Hallway Corporation of tle entire
WEST AND NoRTnWEoT!
and by II. accelerated growth has extended ii. sarl
Gus liiis aud branches IL steh praIaftirns alii b,
III extreme hersllty has acquired That forftt ~,
.ittr1g that makes II really what II claims ~ e The
Leading RaiiMnv ~ the Wcst
and NOr1hMcsf.
Embracing nnder ans Management
n.lnA MILES CO.. ROAD,
And fofninR the following frnnk iinest
Chicago. Council 6'uis California tlte,'
"chicano. sleu city aad iantton line"
Chicago Clinton. Dubuque q lacrosse Line
Chicago, Tfeeeos Dukuqas liNs."
"Ch,csgs. lacrosse. Wlnens Minnesota Line"
"Chieaes. ~ Paul Minneapolis line"
.'chlcaeo Milwaukee Like superior uns."
''csIcaqe Green "a, and Lake Superior Tine
Tho advantages Of thenc Anes ars.
!. II The passenger Il golns 10 Ut from any paint
I. the entire Wcst and Northwest. ~ ran buy III.
dckets via some onc of this CompAny.s lines and
8 snrs q reaching HI. destination ~ il On II.
! ins srr.ser p.r 81 ~ linz. .re laid viii, s,ee,
Nails; ~ road t.d y psrfsse NJ ROAD hA~ butter
D Ills ihs shors lire bsswssn III mporsan, points.
hans. y. 1ns -; ~ saalpa WITH ss r W.,
and no latest lmprovsmsnss Tor comfort. safety
b IL i sns only geaA IN shs we.s running no
cslsbrascd Pullman Hotel Cars between Chicago and
D. IL il no only Road runninx tho Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars either Wy between
CHICAGO AND ~. pAul.s
"cMlcAoo AND eagGn oAv."
"ctttcAeo AND enggpoNI."
"ctllcAeo AND a CROSSE"
"Ct(lcAoo AND MtMoMA,"
"ctlCAoo AND ouuuoUG."
"cMlcAoo AND MeoNgooA."
.cMlcAoo AND MILWAUKEE,
4 \ y ~ snly noaA passing along sl.s shores ~
kAAe Michigan between CHICAGO aud MILWAUKEE.
.. The ouly M0ad running H0ur txproas Trains
1ay ..s isa iass bsswssn ohioaso snd points IN Mn
y. No road 0less equal facilities IN number Of
through tsains, equipped with Pullman Palace
nleeptna OnIu.
30. Il runs Two Exprsss TRAINS Daily esrh way on
III ~ llnee. md touR tratna eech way between Chi
oA9o and Milwaukee.
u. N makAo c0nAecttona. With III lines crossing
d intermediate points.
The popularity Of theee lnSs Ii alsa4iily increa..
mn. end pasasnxess should consult their interest BY
PURCHASING urkets viz this iin~
eof information. foINesw, Mans, he, mt nhlaln
ahle . Home Ticket Once addrsAs any a9ent u III
Company Or
mAevln NvoMtvI. osaJ Manager. chlesse. IN.
y. y. o1eNnGvI. - eaes. ~. cAcsos. H.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15


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Drug STORES.
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u. q. rlslCE, Druggist ana rhysieisn.
furniture.
q. MEvEKDkN. ~ advertisements
Foundry and Machine Shop.
swENsON nlsOs. LOWRY. star Foundry.
oroosvy, Fruit and Confectionery
Nt0re.
w. WHISTLER. - -.
Hardware .yfores.
I.OMAx y ni.OrWEis, .eush Of Court Moass
y. u. DOAN, on east sl. linn street.
Harness Hakeys.
FRtD. MILLER. Hse vi.
L. w. uANuAUuM. Park street
wEHxTEM HOUSE. corner Elm and uxa
sTisUrissa HOUSE. eppe.l,a N. Depot.
Insurance agents.
STONE 4 RICHARDS.
Meat Marktts.
0EOMaE w. COMiss. opposite Court neass
sanafe.
VI. u. DOOI ITTE, narsl, II enur, Iip,,sc square.
Miiiiners and Dressnankevs.
\. n. COLE. Elm street.
Nurseryn,en and Fruit Growers.
j. n. MITCHELL. NV Oregon Murray, two
nailea tpush q rfesse. bnol,e%s 81 Olienlnrg
anL other hardy Arrla Trses fnersu chuus
varieties Siberian Apl,ia 1rTes
Photographic.
=. n BERTRAND. west o. Court Hoass
W. ". " AsmmunN. over web..ers sses.
physioians.
| q. q. nOWEks. kes card.
nlcMMt n n,,ss y ND nrs Rs, sss,s .,or.
u. II HAsKiss. i'h,seian aao surgeon. -.
q. \. nOyr. n. D.. Hon,apps,hl.t.
PlOp Ivorka
WOODWARD i M'nONAeD, Msaufaetnrs
Flows y az kinds. and warrant THIN Y seens ~
any soil. Repairing dnno on short nosirs.
Watches, Ci0ckA and JetOetvy.
CmAs .. MEnnEIt, eas. side Of ksm ssss~
| j. ). OIEMMEM. sea aaycrslssmsna.
Justiocs 0f the Peace.
n. MJDNEls, Cent nnai i,loch.
JAMEH y. brown. oser BARRIERS Store.
Livery.
NORTON nROTmklsA y. \. street., wsss u Kis.
Lumber Dealers.
". > ,. vLkMMlnu. nsbers rAsias.
Agese. fas1 nsas NJ Eisvstcs.
1 Pumps.
nnaoH TousLES : %. sorsA y sM,ss
Hatnlers and 0iasiers
1 BROWN M1D.g.Eu. Railroad stre<t
JOmN W. MAYNARD. shop nsAs ~ nevstos.
=. Y. NOR. u ID. WORKS.
Real EStakf Dcn,ers.
klnnALL d rAMNsWOKrM. II ths Hsnh.
4 ~. %, pATTkWA1bN IN Recorders once.
/ 0AMkGM BROTHERS. 10 Centennial nl1A.
Wagon Makers.
= isAAC. tis.tss SQUARE. wet q Y. . .s.ss
i -
Chester Trade.
-. -
General Merchandise.
I. q. yInNnY NJ ; full sd Usasrai Assostsnsnt.
| anA sria = lowest psitT@
j. : 'orr1.
vssil ssspesleuiiy aasesses - ~ Desvs =
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aaA IL vSlasly NJ ~ ~ psrsAase4 -
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15
Meat Markxts.

0EONtsE w. COMtts. opposite Gour 1cuss
square,
VI. ~. DOOIITTt, nnfih III un,rt isusc square.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-08-15

forced 70 postpone II TO = further oppor-
tunity.
While on tho subject Of deer hunting,
] must tell tho story 81 another deer
drive" which was not failure. Let me
way In advance. however. that In the
whole region am dealing with deer
will always abound more Or less. II some
legislation can be had 70 protect them 4
portion Of tho year; and provided, Also,
thcy arc not hunted too pcrsistcntly
and indnstrionsly with hounds. so
long ~ the sport could be confined
10 still hunting - quietly moving
through the hills with ride 10 take
ones chances - thu deer would have
some opportunity 10 escape wholesale
slaughter. Bnt good pack ri hounds
can soon clear ont any section. for they
sconr the most inaccessible places In
Accessible readily 10 Che hunter by him
s6li 10 thst driving thc deer to their reg
ulAr pathways through gaps In Tho hills
and crossing places along tho rivers.
they are there made victims ~ tho
clumaicst hunters = boys 0ftcntimes,
armed with m old mnnkct. ~ likely m
anyway, loaded with heavy charge 81
buck.shot which scatters inst widely
enough 70 allow hardly anything within
fair range 10 escape.
On the occasion IN question, ! was
ono Of . party who had projected \
drive n tho river crossing high up
the French Broad. and the day selected
for Tho sport found III, after worry early
start. quietly waiting nj our posts, our
horses tied : little ways Of In tho
bushes ~ places selected with reference
10 their helping somewhat 10 serve In
Turning the game towards the points
where ~ wore waiting for them.
Tho drive wax ~ be from tho oppo.
dte aide. and II wasn't 70 late IN The
soason bat that the mosquitoes were )
oEsoe annoyapcs = ! - t6srs listening.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22

Joke. One of his maddest pranks was in
New York City, in 1868. He had been at
some benefit performance with Dan Bryant
and Nelse Seymour, and at its conclusion he
induced these to join him on lark. Ac-
cordingly they went to Bryant's property
room, and each donned a compile suit of
armor. Then they armed themselves with
broad swords, and in the still hours of the
night went forth in search of defenseless
citizens. Up and down the streets in grim
array they marched, and when they found
man alone and unarmed, they would make
him down on his knees and pray for
mercy Then, after having frightened him
almost out of his senses, they would
permit him to go on his way. Their fun,
however, after a while was brought to an
abrupt termination by the police. who
marched them off 20 the Tombs. They en-
tered fictitious names; but the judge next
morning recognized the cuiprits and dis
charged them with an admonition. On the
same night they visited the house OF Tom
Jackson, who had just brought to this coun-
try the famous Swiss bell ringers. In re-
Spouse to their violent ringing of the bell
Jackson came to ar upper window, and not
knowing who his visitors were, asked them
in tones of thunder what they wanted.
1--WE want an engagement" said Browne.
1--WE are the original bell ringers" Jackson
then recognized them, and approaching the
Joke invited them in.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22

The anniversary meeting of the Medical
Society of the District of Columbia took
place last evening at Tallmadge Hall. A
large audience assembled to hear the Grafton
by DR.. A. +. A. King. The subject of the
essay was 1.-The Conservative Influence of
Disease in Producing Longevity" With
much force of argument and analysis he
labored to prove that disease was not the
terrible enemy to mankind that it had
been painted by the terrors of humanity,
but IN reality was true and beneficent
friend. He quoted from the celebrated
DR.. Austin Flint, that 1.-THE existence of
disease, righttully considered, was an
inestimable boom" He said that disease was
not, in itself, better than health, but that 1t
contributes to promote longevity, relatively
to circumstances. He cited morbific condi-
lions, known as gastritls. rheumatism, hem
orrhage, mumps, and insisted, with an earn
estness that commanded attention, and a
subtlety OF logic that inspired respect for
his originality of thought, that these dis
eases prevented sudden death. In gsstritis,
the patient naturally refrained from eating,
and demanded copious draughts CT cold wa
ter, treatment which the most skillful sur
geon found to be the best. In rheumatism,
the acute pain demanded rest and rest was
found to be just the thing needed, for the
articular symptoms proved that heart dis
ease was the real enemy, and muscular. ex-
ertion was the most fatal thing for affection
of the heart So with other diseases.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22

A Vigorous Republican Protest Against
LOgan's Election.
LChicago Tribune.l

The fact that Mr.. John A. Logan had q
majority of the votes in the caucus of the
Republican members of the General Assem-
bly, is none the less humiliatIng because it
was brought about largely by disreputable
and degrading means. The caucus has
passed; Logan has been nominated; aud, on
the assumption that he will be elected we
protest in behalf of intelligence, prin-
-ciple and public interest, against this
outrage upon the people of Illinois, and
upon the Republican party OF this State and
of the country. He has already
been tried six years in the Senate, and during
all that time he left no record thst is honorable
to himself or valuable to his rarty or country
On all great questions requiring knowledge,
ability, sound judgment, or craftsmanship,
he was an acknowledged failure. His most
noted acts were tamperlng with the Credit
Mobilier, voting himself $500 q year
for past services, supporting subsidies
with the Washington lobby. His illiterate
harangues in the Senate made Illinoisans
hang their heads in share, and were so NOV
ing as to empty the Chamber and fill the
smoking rooms with senators who declined to
listen to twaddle and roar. He was opposed
to all reforms in Government; he was the
embodiment of the worst phase of machine
politics, and helped to bring scandal and re-
iprOach on Grants administration; a MAORI
ty of his appointments turned out to be
corrupt and falthless; a Cumber were in
dicted; some fed the country; others es-
capped through flaws OF the law; many
passed under a cloud: and some, who are
out on bail have yet to be tried. 1t is such
men, and the class of politicians to which
they belong, in and out OF the Legislature.
who have secured him the Caucus nomination
The best and most thoughtful Republicans
object te this mans elevation again to the
Senate as a reward for his eerfidy two yeacs
ago in defeating the regularcaucus nominee
or in vindication of his Ssaery Grab acts, or
his Ring record; and they also object on the
ground that 1t involves she commission
-<ofan outrage on General OgIesby, true and
pure man, who is to be elected from his seat
without the slightest justification, to make
room for 6 vociferous claim scent and treas
airy raider
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22
krfemus Ward rs q Practical Joker.
nScribner.s Monfhlvl

Browne and Grisweld, ''the Eat Contribu-
ur," we're OF newspaper work at the same
t. me in Cleveland, and were very intimate
fir lends. One day there came to the city
dl smetic reader, mar of some note, but of
avery timid disposition. These two worthless
in some manner discovered that he was per
son easily to be imposed upon, and shortly
after his arrival they paid him visit. 1t was
an early hour in the monaing-long after the
man had Tetired-and they fount itdifficult to
arouse hin. They told him they we're edi-
ssors, and wanted to hear him read before
writing him up. They invited hina to step
IN to hall adjoining the hotel and give them q
specimen of his powers. At first the man
rs1used TO go with them, but when they told
hin sternly that they were editors, and
voEId crush kim if lac did not comply, he
f,1t compelled to go. Nor would they allow
hi. "a TO put on his clothes. but forced him to
90 / n zight dress to cold and dreary hall,
whe.-e they complacently smoked their ci-
CARS while they listened to him declaim,
with c'hsttering teeth and trembling voice,
for seye. al hours When they finally per-
mltted b I'M to go, they told hlm, by way of
copsolatiop., that they had always thirsted to
hear dram, vic reader in night dress, and
that they wer.s very much satisfied with his
performance.
Brown was q Great lover of q practical
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22
A Dog Killed by a Mouse.
Rerlin Meme Sfeftische Zeifuup

A gentleman writing to this journal re-
lates the following curious occurrence: 81
was alone with my labors in a field where
potatoes were being harvested. Ny
watch dog was along with me. l saw
him seize a mouse. swallow and then
lie down at my feet. / vent home to
dinner, and while seated at the table was
asked what was the matter with the dog.
He was turning round and moaning. and
something was hanging from his side.
took him up in my arms and found 1t was a
mouse which had just been killed. At
first 1 thought it had merely stuck in
the long hair, but on examining closer /
saw that only one-half of the mouse pro-
truded fro IL the dogs body. When the
aperture was cleared it was found to be
an inch in depth. The dog had no front
teeth, and swallowed the mouse, and the
little animal had at once began to gnaw
its way out. 1t was at first stopped by
one of the ribs, and had actually burrowed
out between the skin and rib. The dog
killed the mouse when it put its head out
by munching it with his jaws. The dog died
the next day."
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22
iTipton Times.l

At this season we urge on our readers the
wisdom of subscribing for first class weekly
newspaper, and among the many that are
candidates for popular favor, we can point
to none more deserving of support than the
Indiana State Sentinel. Its selection of
news is interesting and judicious; its ac-
counts of legislative proceedings are exact;
it Is always full of gocd reading for the
women and children, and the markets and
such things as interest the commercial mind
are fully and faithfully reported. By all
means subscribe for the Sentinel.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22
Kearney ana Perkins.
IOil City Derrick

Will Colonel Forney please stop his Pro-
gress? In his first number he published L..
A. Godey's picture; and Mr.. Cooley died.
Next he had sketch of Caleb Cushing; the
next week Mr.. Gushing was no more. Mr..
Forney will greatly oblige us by ceasing pub
LEGATION of his paper. aftef sketching Dennis
Kearney and Eli Perkins
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22

The trouble with Captain Thomas Blair, OF
the Fifteenth United States Infantry, is,
that he didn't marry his second wife in the
right territory. The charge is that he mar.
ried the widow of the late General Gordon
Granger IN New Mexico, while at the same
time he had another wife in the Old Coun-
try. Why didn't Tom marry her in Utah,
and then he would have obviated all this
trOuble?
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1879-01-22
CLIPP1NG S.

HERE lies an old woman who always was tired,
For she lived In a house where help was not
hired;
Her last words on earth We're, Dear friends l
am going
Where nothing amt done, nor churning, nor
sewing,
And everything there will be just to my
wishes,
For where they don't eat there's no washing OF
dishes.
I'll be where loved anthems will always be
ringing,
But having no voice III get rid of the singing;
Don't mourn for me now, and don't mourn
for me never,
For I'm going to do nothing for ever and
eyeri''
-Newburyport Herald.
SAID vain Andrew Scalp, my initials, 1
guess,
Are known, so 1 sign all my poems A. S.
Said Jerrold, own you're reticent youth,
For that's telling only two-thirds of the truth
A barometer-The Moffet bell-punch.- Puck.
THE ice men sing ''Yes, We'll gather at the
river"
A GIANT vegetable-A six foot beat.-New
York Express.
WiIhelmj's name looks as If it were on an
old fashioned skate.-St. Louis Post
ENGLAND should send it's lunatics to the
Scilly IsIes.-N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
PLUMBERS are pricing diamonds, and they
want them of the first water.-St. Louis Post.
MR.. and Mrs. Bowers of Rochester, are di-
vorced and she is the left Bower.-Detroit
Free Press.
THE president of Peru mas formed new
cabinet. Now let the Peruvian bark.-New
Orleans P1cayune.
Drir h.,.
cause she is becoming little Cane adian.-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
ISN'T it funny that when fish are weighed
the weight of the scales has to be counted in.
Baltimore Every Saturday.
BIRTH notice from the Frankfort (Ky.) Yeo-
man; "To the wife of Perry Craig, colored-A
Democratic son; Major Tilford."
THE little contribution salvers handed
round in churches are apt to come back rather
nickel plated.-New Orleans Picayune.
SOME wicked wretch suggests that deacons
be compelled to bell punch when they
take up collections in church.-Hackensack
Republican.
THE Nation has an article entitled 's1he Last
Trace of the War" 1t must have belonged to
the Harness of an artillery mule.-CIncinnati
Saturday Night.
WE call Mr.. Ingersoll's attention to the fact
that Sodom and Gomorrah are to be rebuilt,
and respectfully suggest that he announce
himself for mayor.-Free Press.
Is CHICAGO, ul?-Philadelphia Transcript
Will Philadelphia Pa.?-Whitehan Times.
Will Toledo O.?-Toledo Commercial. No, but
Topeka Kan.-Pittsburg Telegraph.
THE Indians at Camp Robinson We're so
roughly handled that il is impossible to make
them believe that Fred Grant is not in COM
mand of the forces-Chicsgo Times.
HISTORY doesn't say that William Tell was
q bow legged man, but it leaves no doubt of
his being bow handed. This is an arrow es-
cape from pun.-Norristown Herald.
1t pretty sacred kind of day in Bos-
ton Sunday. Sacred lottery and sacred per-
Torrance of scenes from the Lady of Lyons
at the Jewish fair; sacred Strauss waltzes and
sacred 'Siege of Paris near by; sacred Morgan
lecture at Music Hail. aud so on. Sacred
Sacre! If we may be allowed the expression.
Boston Herald.