Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1879-05-31
Always bes, when rare-Familv broils-


y iamoud pins OF rolling pius.
\ wife Who does not appear until after q G
death Of the mau she claims Or her husband
IS now referred 70 as 'Post-moriem wife.
4 man who has married rich widow calls
her Economy" because sle isa source %
wealth.
What is thc difference between tao weather
and the baby? Ouc never rains Int loufs
the other never pains tut d, roars.
Norrislown H,rgli: "Our Frs; Baby, Is
thc title Of a new book. &c IS touud 90 mus-
lio. oi course. and has a weak back.
Tie mau u bo. when be was given ~ inch %
Ais laly loves colGca hair. took Nell, WISHES
DC bad married another girl.
An Iowa farmer has been married four times,
has bis four motbeTs-in-iaw 10 enc house, aat
Whey live together ia the greatest harmony.
Aolt tie gui',icst looking people 10 'his
world are maa accused of crime oi which
&c is innocent and wly-mauied couple Try
Cog 10 pass 6r veterans.
An exchange contains shc aTrinec tice
of 3Ir and Miss Carr. We notice % merely
rs "a instance o. Carr coupling oy a c.creyma
which is something unusual
A Jersey City man was recently arrested ~
suackinc his wife across The nose with red
and yellow wCrsted motto bearing Ilo words
20 Home, Sweet Home
y Poausy lya1ia boy Of seventeen has jas,
married a widow Of thirty. some mea chil
.he.r wives mother and We would Iecom-
O. end this youth 20 90 the s1me.
Seal.kiu sacqucs tegju 10 look urseasoua-
Die. Il is with profound regret thar tho owner
Of a sealskiu saoQuo daaly lays .i away Do
pickle for another sees5n.
Il is printed as something remarkable that
glass clothing is now being manufactured n
Germany" whereas in Ills equity glass has
long been used hr sashes
Nine. X, 20 a young swell Il her aclua'1'-
ance "You ought O. marry. ny dear -n9ui
" Ne marry Why 50 am uot in Oct; and
am very WELL
Il have got so in the habit Of being married
~ an EpiSoi pal clergyman that really don
feel satisfied with any olhcr kind, SAID "a CHI
cago wilowcr
d" What are ycu trying 90 ROAD 90 asked
visitor Of M old gentleman who was uothuc
over the eveoing Duroal. OBJ replied bis
wife. chats bis snoolo paper
o" I want ono ofthose long. felt hats. papa.
SAID Toledo CIR, o. her father. The iudulscat
father 6rkel over the money, aud her bead
aow Ellis the lous-icit want.
a laly Temperance advocate IS 'cciuriDg
upon the subject. "WAy o, mcr ar.rs' To-
the cases cut u tea e is because they sra
asked
The ,etc-a-.e,e CT -eo.imen'a, couple was
Interrupted by the brlyins ol donkey "lt
nust De lonely said De, symP,thytic.iy -
" Yes. said she "ald it's salL-s- v--l t
sings.
Then crcclc-s say ~s aint capable %
votin, exclaimed o,j Mrs. Thra.hor at New
Hampshire school meeting, looA.rc scorlflI.y
1t the males present rc,son Z hnog as
muoh about 6uancials as they do.
Of course 90 woman ever id snch tl.r-
but snpposiug nos ~ ,hc s1ke 10 argument.
as it were that womaa Vas - - % cta5.-
COR the purpose 81 showing % herr-w basque.
would 10 De sac-reiigi1us SD o. speak
4 widow refuses ftp api bore. $50 ia to-
ready 70 D. married ST.. she ssys Madam.
am your servant; can waii' 0a, vel,
you look a. though you did, 80 Mat r,s,Au-
rant. pray
Kissing hy ,elecnTh IS reported a harmless
vet thrilling amuscmert How Wou'i kissing
by telephone Oe3-St Pans q 'r.r.isr- W.
would t,lePhone'y SIC suew, tui you see ST.
don't ID It that vay.
Glow shall ve train orr g'r'sr' asks 90
exchange. Train 'cm w.th atop, tveaty-tr.
yards % black s.lk n son Vant Oh please y.lr
girls. A silk velvet train would as5 make
en- happy
"Oh. that { bal a.o-s. sighed t,e sc,t-
meutal young llu.ol AS she gael ar-'nc.y
into the empyra1. She WA, thiukir. ~ rho
charming new Spin, bonnet lGt w.nt.rir.
ahnt would De che most afproPrais feather
decoration Tor 20.
"Adolphus. h,c 20 herr The summon ra:a
Feat down rpon the roof So J' ]. iar-
Ting. slii be. " What docs 30 remiul j. % of
Al5lptus." she askel d" Eem.ul mo off,
tet NJ sle-weu. iite tlo dropping g pela-t
shells ia ihe theatre gallery
Tho latest yarn abo., fast time IS g. tle
effect that on certain American railroad
Young man rrt his bead OUT 20 .lc csr ryill.g
90 Kiss BIS cir, -aHi-bye. when Che train aeut
ahead SD rapidly tia, De- Kissed on OBJ Afrcl1
female attAe utNt station.
When we see a neat. pretty g,rl. with free
Bat innocent air-eith checks witch wc con
hardly help kiss.ag and Ui.h pair fhcaver-
IS blue eyes. which seem On pose il Ielf. @
serenity beneath tle.rsisen hshcs-No l.alys
wish iha, she was near mud qalllc 1-i
:la. we bal % hf, heT over.
There isone thing about kiss l;l %
gentleman 90 DIS -.fe, "that makes ev.rv