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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

WooprlELD.-J. L. Woodaeld, who has
been in Jail for some weeks past in this
city on a charge Of uttering forged paper,
and who h&s madeseveral attempts TO pro.
cure bail, was finally admitted to bail yes
terday by Judge Melvin In $1,000, s. P.
Hi!dreth and J. Il. Good becoming his
.boulsmen. Bail was offered last week
butt wa deemed insufficient and he was
remanded TO jail.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23
lIake "Merry ChrI.1mnA" Merry

aAe merry ChFIstmaS Merry
or friend with
Steinway Piano,
Fischer Piano,
KnRbe Piano,
Emerson Plano,
Weber Piano,
Chickering Piano,
palace Organ,
Loring & Blake Organ,
Piano or organ stool,
Elegant piano cover,
Accordion,
Guitar,
Violin and bow,
o. Banjo,
From the magnificent stock to be found
at Lucas Music Store, 1927 Market street
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

A Coon BARGAIN FoR SOME oXE-A
lady about to give up housekeeping, offers
her elegant seven octave rosewood plano
for sale. Has carved legs and sound cor
ners. Been in use but little time, Piano
may be seen and price learned at Lucas
Music Store, 1927 Market Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

DENTISTRY.-TO THOSE THAT DE-
~ SIRE 10 save their natural teeth VIZ would Ey
that we are now better prepared than ever hniOTe to
enable them to do 30. BY tho u,e u an ELECTRO
MAGNETIC PLuGsRR we can and are making better
aud huud5Omer Gold Filings with moTs easg to our
Patients, than have heretofore been made 10 this
city or elsewhere, without the aid Of the Electric
PlugSer. What we ray We can prove by Aetuai
demonstration. Call and see 10. ynuIleiveT.
JAMES NJ. suEGlSON i son,
AMI No. ll43 Market ST., Wheeling, W. Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

BEIUENS q CO., GrOcers, 80. 1870
MurkCt No, aud 1901 jacob ST., VIII
Keep their store open from s o'clock
A. NJ. till 1900 AZ night. ON WcdneA.
day, december 2Ith, TO accOmmO-
their customers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

WASHINGTON, December 23.-l a. NJ
For the Ohio Valley and Tennessee,
Upper Mississippi and Lower Missouri
VaIIeys, stationary, followed by falling
barometer, northeast 10 southeast winds
warmer cloudy weather and possibly
SNOW or rain.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

del6.1TlsAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

G. q. WISzENREID. No. 1860 Market
street, has just received a full stock Of
Holiday Goods, consisting of Watches,
Clocks and Jewelry, which he offers to
the public at lower prices than ever before
nMnnnA
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

EACH and every purchaser Of a doll gets
a ticket emitting them to u chance in the
elegant dressed doll in our window.
SPIYIR Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

DR. OAKLEY, Of Detroit, says: "'sellers'
Liver Pills are admirably calculated for
.biliousness and headaches"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

BUY a Present that will OutIast time /;
one to not only gladden. The heart to-day but
In after years awaken happy rsCOIleCtlOns
Of the ulVer. JACOB W.. GRUBs.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

GOLD HEADED canes Of every size and
style, at Hebranks' iewelry story, 1877
Market street.
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PoIlcE CouRr-Judge Cranmer.

The following cases were disposed Of at
the Police Court yesterday morning:
Adam vess, James Mack and Charles
0'Brien, diorderly, fined s. each. Paid.
VIM. Forsythe, Jr., ~disorderly. Fined
Shorty McNichol and Rod Dickson,
drunk, second ofFense. Fined $40 each.
Committed for three months.
David Crowley, drunk. Committed for
thirty days.
Robert Wilson, Michael Morn and
Henry Hoamaster. Fined s. each. Paid.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

NEW and beautiful designs in silverware,
elegant and appropriate holiday gifts, at
IIebrank Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

CHRISTMAS GooDs.-Silk Handkerchiefs,
Linen Handkerchief, Cuffs and Collars,
Nubias, &C., a fine assortment at Geo. g,
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of the teeth with gritty preparations. The
teeth are too valuable to be trifed with.
When gone, you must have false ones or
gum" yourself through life. Use Sozo.
don't, which contains no grit. 1t cleanses
the mouth and wtalizes the secretions.
MWFAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

To ESuMERArE the miraculous cares
wrought by "Dr. Sellers Cough Syrup"
would fill a volume. It's cures are mar.
vicious. Price 25 cents.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

ALL our stock to DO sold regardless OF
cost before u annual inventory.
SPEYER Bios.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

SoiREE.-A soiree musicale was given at
Germania Hall last night by bIrs. Annie
Sheib's pupils, assisted by Louis Was,
yiolinist, The programme was large and
the entertainment good.
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NOES Room No. :, Custom Gu Hons.

DOR RENT-FRoM APRIL /. 1850
II That desirable residence, the "Wiley NSnSIyn "
iotated near the Grove, Martins Ferry, OhIo. Tbo
dwelling IL convenient, we'll finished, in gooi eohSi.
Ton, surrounded by a beautiful Lawn covering az
commanding 4 One view I'M and down IN Il w.
nns OF thS finest summer TtGIdenoOs In this IectiSn'
Rent moder4'e. Apply to ALEXANDER BONE
StnSTal Business and Real Estate Agent, No, iSi3
al 5LsS greet "sfanglSa Block Wheeling, ". Va,
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BfHce. Nos. rs and q F~Ourteourh street,
NeM AdYortInrnlrnla

NC"
Found at Last-Thos. Heyman.
"Goodies'' Tor Christmas Mrs. ziegen'
Closing Out sale-C. P. Brown.
Closing Out to Quit Business-Cum'
mins& Woods.
Christmas Presents-JOhn Friedcl.
Holiday Presents-Thomas Hughes {
Co.
Wanted-Three Statesmen.
Elm Grove Coal.
Washington Hall - Seventh Annual
Social.
Spare Ribs-Geo. II. Parks.
For Rent-Store Room.
Past, Present and Future Airs Jen-
nette Stanley.
Evergreen Wreathing-West Va. Stem
Gil and Seal WOrEs.
Opera House-Humpty Dumpty.
Shooting Match-Elm Grove.
Patent Rockers link & Morehead.
Notice to Parents and Husbands--C. Y.
Lucas-First page.
A Present for Your Wife-Nesbitt K
Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

Pay your city taxes for 1870 early and
avoid the crowd. Only seven more days
in which TO save the ten per cent.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

NRW Neck Chains, crosses, Lace
Pins, and IOts Of other new goods
will be opened today. Remember,
our prices are the lowest.
TURNER IL DILLON,
lending Jewellers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

T%wENTY.NNR trimmed hats and bonnets
to be sold regardless OF cost at SpeYer
Rrnat
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23
Notice to CONTRACTORS & RuIdprs


OfflCE VI TIE BOARD OF P6BLIC WORES
WHEELING, Novcmberl3, 1874
Sealed proposals will be received By III.
Board Of Public Works, of the State oi iEss
Virginia, addressed to the undersigned m IA
u o'clock noon, OF March the LIST, 1850, for tEs
ALTERATIONS IN, and the ADDIrioSs 10, The
Building known as the State House, at Cbarr.
!oh, kanawha county, West Virginia, acrOnI
G: e. Kemble and A. PEBBLES, joint Architect;
Bids will be received for the whole, and N.
several parts Of the work. Plans and sFci6.
cations may be seen at the Capitol BuiIdinl
IN wheeling, on and after JGEUARY /, lSa
and any, Information relative thereto may BE-
obtained by applying to &C. Kembie' ii.
Architect, resident at Wheeling, West Va.
Bonds and security. approved by the Bcal
Of Public Works, will be required Of escd
contractor The right of receiving or reject.
ny order Of the Board OF Public Works.
nolI S. BRADY, SpIy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

BEAUTIFUL gold pencils, pens, toothpicks,
&c, appropriate for holiday gifts, at He
Drank Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

IN orderlo close outas many goods
as possible, will otter to-day and to-
morrow ohrenIire stock oil Watches,
DiamonIs. Fine JeWeIry, BrOnztS
and Fancy Goods, at greatly reduced
prices. II you want bargains come
aud zee ms.
TURNER & DILLON,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

ALL sheet music at half price at sheib's,
Washington Hall. Music books also at
reduced prices.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

YOU can find what you want at the
Bazaar.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

R~ENEMBERto call early in the day-avoid
the rush and you will get waited on at
Speyer Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

EVERYTHING Cheap al the Bazaar, HOG
Main street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

WooLES Goods. Immense varieties, Al
the Bazaar.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

GENTS, you can buy Ladies' presents at
the Bazaar.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

LADIES, you can buy Gents presents at
the Bazaar.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

FIVE THOUSAND silk handkerchief from
l24 cents up, at Speyer Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23
MISSES CIoaks, at the Bazaar.

FINE line Of choice holiday goods at lie,
Drank Bros 1917 Market street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23
Oh, the Snow,
The Bee eW-tItui SNOW
II Made Last Might So jolly, You Know,
BelAIing the Trains and Grounding the Wires,
n MiZEardlng Over the LAID
II Fires.
o, Give Us a Chance, With a Big Sharp lice,
at the S0n-oi-S-(iun WIN Wrote
tHBeautituI SpOE,"-PMk,


Mr.. c. n. BRADY, Of the Riverside Glass
Works OF Wellsburg, is in Parkersburg
purchasing the remainder OF the outfit
needed for the new establishment. The
factory is about ready to begin operations,
and as most OF the parties connected with
it are former residents OF this city, its sue.
cess will be hailed with a good deal OF
satisfaction by their friends here.
a VERY interesting temperance meeting
was held at Parker's Hall, Sunday after
noon, in spite Of the uniavorable weather.
Miss A. Taylor conducted the meeting.
Several interesting addresses were deliv.
cred and some new and choice music was
rendered by n large choir. A business
meeting will be held at the Hall this even
ing,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23
For SALE.

DOR sALE-THE PIANO WAGON
Il Of Adams 4 Lucas. The running gears arc near.
~ new. viii be sold at q very low price. To DO seen
de6 A. 81. ADAMS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

OUR goods are Gll new ana fresh,
and prices being much lower than
any accumulation Of old stock.
TURNER a. DILLON.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

Mr.. HENRY SroucK, Meadville, Penn,
cured a bad case Of Rheumatism by st.
jacobs OIL.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

CoLLAns and CulEs, al lhe Bazaar.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

THERMOMETER REcoRp.-The following
shows tho range Of the thermometer, as
observed at schnepf'B drug store, Opera
House corner:
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You can find 6. Q. WinEenreid at No.
1000 Market street, where You can hny
cheap Holiday Presents,
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MISSES Walking Jackets, at the Bazaar.
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GrNrs's Underwear, at The Bazaar.
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NEw style music rolls at sheib's.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

FIVE HUNDRED dolls must be sold before
Christmas at Speyer Bros.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

LADIES Underwear, at the Bazaar.
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PEopLE's store, the Bazaar.
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GENERAL NOTICES.
ICE TO
1NAN NOTICE.

All PcrsOn' owing State and County Taxi. for iii,
1873 and 1879, must call at the ShCril's ofice spdn,,
as l am determined to force the payment Of lael
TAX bills regardless, Of who may owe them.
GEO. h. 1lSGLE
uOlO ShnriH Of nhLn nn,rI.
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lNplcArIoNS.

1878. 1879.
a. ", 70 N. 8 T.. n. 7 P. u. ! AN. II Up. N. I Pa
u 81 q . q Sc 20 Il
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STOCKHOLDERS NOTICE.

The annual meeting Of the stockholders Of Tie Ri.
mont Glass Works will 10 held at the office Of IN
company In BOllaire, Ohio, JANUARY II, IsN n
one O'Clock =. ", Mt which timo seven q DI4ton
will be elected 10 serve for the ensuing year.
d5 N, SHEETS. gsc,,,,,r
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lLADIEs wash silk hose with Ivory Soap.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

MASON & HAuLIS Organs at sheib's.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1879-12-23

EVERYTHING beautiful at the Bazaar.
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DOR RENT-ROOMS ON TWELFTH
l. aud M,rkCt street, In basement Of Mcclure House.
Al.O, Dwelling Houses on island. {.
Apply 10
de9O JOHN McLuRE.
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OLD ENGLISH PRovERBs .--Conscience is
the chamber of justice.
Conscience is never dilatory in her warn
ings.
Confine your tongue, lest it confine you.
Confession of a fault makes half amends
for it.
Climb not too high, lest the fall be greater.
Children suck the mother when they are
young, and the father when they are old.
Children are uncertain comforts.
Children and chickens must be always pick
ing.
Cheating play never thrives.
Charity begins at home, but does not end
there.
Change of fortune is the lot of life.
Catch the bear before you sell bis skin.
Catch not at the shadow and lose the sub
stance.
Carrying GOALS to Newcastle.
Care killed cat.
BY others faults wise men correct their
own.
Buy at a market, but sell at home.
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Burning the candle at both ends.
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Bread at pleasure, drink by measure.
Brag is a good dog, but Holdfast is better.
Borrowed garments never fit we'll.
Birth is much, but breeding is more.
Birds of feather flock together.
Between two stools we come to the ground.
Better to go to bed supperless than run in
debt.
Better to bend than to break.
Better to be beaten than to be in bad com.
pany.
Better to be alone than to be in bad COM
pany.
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USE Dr. VAN DYKES SULPHUR Soar
The Leading External Specific for Disease of
the Skin and beautifer of the Complexion !;
for the Bath, Toilet and Nursery is recon-
mended by Physicians. Sold by Druggists.
Price 25 Cents box, cakes, 90 cents.
E. S. WEBSTER, Prop,
July 10, '7e. so N, Fifth st. Phila'da,
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The best aud about the only way to get ev-
en- with treacherous mule--and who ever
saw any other-is to take his shoes of, lead
him on to smooth ice and then blackguard him.
lie dare not indulge bis natural propensity,
and the yexation of spirit exhibited in his In
telligent countenance is really interesting
Binghampton Republican.
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Frank was sitting in the parlor with Laura,
and in attempting to turn the gas down dim
he extinguished it, "There r. he exclaimed
g the gas has gone out" "Yes,', murmured
Laura, "and wish somebody would follow
its example, Then Frank went out too.
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The devil runs an immense mandatory of
excuses. They are Of all sizes and shapes,
suited to ever possible occasion. and such is
the demand for them that it is impossible to
overstock the market.
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Son this head" said the lecturer, there
is nothing lett to be desired" The bald head.
ed man in the front row Immediately rose to
call to order.
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MISCELLANY.
TIE FoRTK-s1xrH CONGRESS.


THE FORTY-SIXTH CONGRESS.
In the Senate all the Republican officials
have been turned out and their places filed
with Confederate Brigadiers.
NY euILD's QUESTION.
"Papa, what made you go to war;"
Said Jennie, climbing from chair
Upon my lap; what did you for?
And then she Rugged me like bear
"'Cause If you hadn't gone you see
You'd have two legs to canter me-"
"why, child went because land then
/ stopped to think. OF course kneU;
I'd often told her brother Ben
When the recital thrilled me through.
And still she urged, What did you for7
Papa, what made you go to warS'
I looked abroad. The blacks were free,
But yoiceless, voteless filled With woe,
Slaves Of their masters seemed to be
AS much as twenty years ago.
She said "And what did Uncle Dorr
Get killed in front Of Richmond for2"
rife-club went wheeling by;
| the murdered Chisholms ghost;
heard the Hamburg martyrs cry
The rebel yell-the yaunt ting boast:
saw the wounds OF patriot dead;
What made you go9 my Jennie said.
"My dear said-but nothing more,
For, gancing through the Senate walls.
The rebel generals had the floor,
And ruled the nations council halls!
Papa" she urged, why did you goT
MY child" said +" do not know"
Tribune.
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Happiness is not outside, but inside. A good
heart and clear conscience bring happiness,
which no riches, no circumstances alone, ever
do