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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
SHERIFF,S SALE,

VIM. W. Preston
Rf virtue of an order of sale, issued from
- the Office OF the clerk of the circuit court
q lafayette county, Missouri, in favor of Will
wlddie, Ann d. Moore. Mary f. Anderson and
samuel r Anderson. her husband, Mary j.
band, Erwin Anderson, William A. Anderson,
James r. Anderson, Ann Waters and Singleton
z. Waters, her husband. james Wallace, Mary
r. Renick and Robert Renick, her husband,
Robert A. Barnett, Camillus Barnett and Eliza
Deth Shelby and Joseph Q Shelby. her husband,
to me directed, and returnable to the December
term, 1879, OF said court, l will, on
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 9TH, 1879,
between the hours of nine O'Clock I'm the
forenoon and five O'CLOCK in the afternoon OF
said day, and in front of the court house door,
in the city OF Lexington, in Lafayette county,
Missouri, during the session Of the said December
court of said county, sell publicly, by auction,
to the highest bidder, for cash in hand. all the
right, title, Interest, claim and estate of the said
plaintiff and defendants In said order OF sale,
In and to the following described real estate,
situate, lying and being in the county of Lafay-
cite, and state Of Missouri, to-wIt: The north
east quarter of section number twenty (2O), IN
tSwasnlp hty (so1: of range twenty five t25);;
end Of the two () following described tracts OF
land viz: Sixty GO) acres OF Of the south end
OF the west half OF the south west quarter, and
thirty t3D acres oil of the south end of the west
half OF the east half OF the southwest Quarter,
all OF section number seventeen az, in town
snip nuIlDeT nlty l0U1, anu range number twen-
ty-tive (25 also thirty-one (3D acres off of the
south end of the three () following described
tracts of land, viz: Sixty-three and eighty nne
one-hundredths (S s9-loO) acres. being part OF
the east half OF the southeast quarter OF section
number SIX 10y, In township number fifty (5O),
and range number twenty-five t2O. and being
that part of said quarter section lying east of the
county road running through said quarter sec
ton; also us much OF the southwest quarter of
SECTION number live G), in township number
hfty .oW. and range number twenty live (25),
as is situated west OF Cottonwood creek, and
containing nineteen and twcnty-nine ope-hun-
dredths % 29-l0O acres; also as much OF the
northwest quarter OF TIE south west quarter of
said section i've (), last mentioned Us Is situated
west of C~ottonwOOd creek, and cnntYining
twenty-six and ninty-six one hundrc!ths
,26 &-lOO ncresi also the following described
lands, viz: The southwest quarter 0t the south
east quarter and the east hall Of the southcas.
quarter o! tine southwest quarter oil section
number seventeen %; also II strip OF land north
of and adjoining the same. two () chains w!d.
form north TO south and containiog six Uj .cr.s
OF land, all being IN township humber fifty l5O) OF
range number Went five t25).
Given under my hand. this 9Th lay or Novem-
Der, 1879. GEO. NJ. MOUNfJOY.
hoVstd sheriff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
HOW REMENYI RIDDLES.

Like the murmur of a brook over a
NOISY rock. hmm m-a-a-a-a; like the
signing of a breeze among the pines,
sh-sh-sh-co-co-cO like the sound OF 4
rushing wind through the rigging of a
ship, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS; like
the footballs in a merry dance. lata-ta-
la-ta-te-te-de-de; like the march of a
army. te-dum, te-dum, te-dum- dun. dunn
dun I; like the twitter of a bird %i-i-i-tit-
i-i-plp-plppety-p ip-ity-tickety-i-i-ip pity ;
like the laugh of childhood. ha ha ha o.
o-he. he; that's. the way Remenyi.. plays
the fiddle.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
PREF. HARRIS RADICAL CURE
FOR SPERMATORRHGA,
PASTlLLEs

A Valuable Discovery
and New Departure in Med
zeal Science, an entirely
New and positively effect
i've Remedy for the speedy
aud permanent Cure Of
Seminal Emissions q
1mpotency by the only
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
Gripping in the Bowels and Wind Coli
MRS. WINSLOW'S
SYRUP
For Children Teething.
Sold by all Medicine Dealers.
Twenty-Five Gents a Bottle.
SHERIFF,S SALE.

SAZLEs
State to the use of Fulkerssn
vs..
Oliver X. Burns.
! virtue Of a special execution, issued from
1.-the office of the clerk of the circuit court of
Lafayette county, Missouri, wherein the state OF
Missouri, at the relation and TO the use of Put
nam S. Fulkerson. collector of the revenue of
Laiay cite county, in the state of Missouri, is
plaintiff and Oliver X. Burns is defendant, to
me directed, and returnable TO the December
term, 1873, of said court, l will, on
TUESDAY, DECEMBER End, 1879.
between the hours OF nine O'Clock in the fore
noon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of said
day, and in front of the courthouse door, in the
city Of Lexington, in Lafayette county, Missou-
RI, during The session of the said December
court of said county, sell publicly, by auction,
to the highest bidder. for cash in hand, all the
right, title, interest, claim and estate OF the said
Oliver X. Burns. defendant in said execution.
IN and to the following described real estate,
situate, lying and being in the county of Lufay-
ette and state of Missouri, to-wit: Five and
twenty-five one-hundredths Is . 2-19Ol acres in
block fourl4l In st. Thomas addition to Waverly.
Given under my hand, this 5th day of Novem-
Der, 1879. GEO NJ. MOUNTJOY,
nOyStu Sheriff
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
TRUSTEE,S SALE

WHEItEA AS Frederick II Miller and Amanda
w ID. Miller, his WIFE,, by their certain deed
of trust dated on the LIST day of March. 1877.
and recorded IN the recorders office for LAT y
cite county, State of Missouri, IN deed book No.
81, at page 4, conveyed IL the Undersigned,
trustee, the following described real estate and
personal property, situate in the county of Laiay-
cite anu stated Missouri. to-wit: The west half
Of the southeast quarter Of section iour "a, in
township forty eight as ,oi rnnge twenty-eiglit
C2S). ana one ~ black horse mule, lOur a.
years old, which said deed was made to me in
trust to secure the payment ofcertain promissory
notes In said deed described, with interest there
on; and, whereas: the interest on said notes
has long since fallen due and remains I'M
pad; now, therefore, at the request OF the legal
holder OF said notes and in accordance with the
provisions of said deed of trust, /, the under
signed, the suid trustee. hereby give notice that
l will. on
TUESDAY, DECEMBER OH, 1879,
between the hours Of 9 O'Clock, a. m, and 5
O'Clock, p m, OF that day, in front of the
courthouse door in the city Of Lexington, county
Of Lafayette and state OF Missouri, offer tor sale,
ut public v.ndue, to the highest bidder, for cash
in hand, the above described property or so
much thereof rs may be sufficient for the purpose
OF satisfy ing said trust, together with the cost
and expenses of said sale.
novStd ANUEL W. GREASY Trustea
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
DISSOLUTION OF CO.PAKT.
NERSHlP.

TNHE partnership heretofore existing between
L Jas. Lyons and n. NJ. Cooper is, this day.
by mutual consent dissolved. n. NJ. Cooper is
authorized to collect all debts due the firm OF
and pay all debts due by them.
n. NJ. COOPER,
JAS. LYONS.
Page City, Mo. Nov. ,. 1879. noysl3
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
SHERlFF,S l.
State TO the use of FUlkersOn

STATE 10 tne use OF FGlkerS0n
vs..
John Walton.
Ri virtue ola special execution, issued from
u the Office of the clerk of the circuit court of
Lafayette county, Missouri, wherein the state
oil Missouri at the relation and to the use of
Putnam S. Fulkerson, collector of the revenue
OF Laia! cite county, Miss 1uri. is plaintin, and
John Walton is defendant, to me directed and
returnable to the December term, 1879, of said
court, l will, on
MONDAY, DECEMBER IsT, 1879,
between the hours of nine O'Clock IN the fore
noon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of said
day, and in front of The courthouse door, in
the city of Lexington. in Lafayette county,
Missouri, during the 3, ssion OF the said circuit
court of said county. sell publicly by auction,
10 the highest bidder Tor cash in hand, all the
right; title: interest. claim and estate, OF the
SAID John Walton, defendant IN said execution.
IN ami to the following described real estate,
situate, lying and being in the county of La
iayette, and state of Missouri, io-wit: Lots
one, two, three, four and i've Il, =, ), 4 and 81.
IN block three, 81, st. Thomas addition to
Waverly. w
Given under my hand this 9Th day of Noyem
Der, 1879. GEO. NJ. MOIjNTJoy
ho'o'u Sheriff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
As AN ANTI ALARIAL
REMEDY

They have no equal; and as result act
as a preventive and cure for Bilious, Re
mittent, Intermittent, Typhoid Fevers,
end Eever and Ague. Upon the healthy
cotton of the Stomach, depends, almost
wholly, the health Of the human race.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
DECEMBER Sru. 1870
SHERIFF,s SALE.
State to the use of Fulkerson,
VS..

State to the use of Fulkerson,
VS..
Henry FRANKIE.
DY virtue of Il special execution, issued from
ID the Office OF the clerk of the circuit court of
Lafayette county, Missouri, wherein the state
of Missouri at the relation and to the use of Pat
nam S. FulkersOn, collector of the revenue of
Lafayette county, Missouri, is plaintiff. and
Henry FRANKIE is defendant, to me directed. and
returnable to the December term, 1879, of SAID
court, 1 will, on
MONDAY, DECEMBER, Sru, 1879,
between the hours OF nine O'Clock in the fore
noon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of SAID
day, and in front of the courthouse door, in the
city OF Lexington, in Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,, during the session of the said circuit
court of said county, se!l publicly, by auction.
to the highest bidder, for cash in hand, all the
right, title, interest, claim and estate of the said
Henry FRANKIE, defendant in saId execution. in
and to the following described real estate. situ-
ate. lying and being in the county of LAFAYETTE
and State of Missouri, tO-wit: Twenty t2O acres.
the west half of the northwest Quarter of the
northwest quarter dissection threet3) IN township
forty-eight tiS) of range twcnty-fuur (2D and
forty Q) acres, the northeast quarter Of the
northeast quarter of section four 10 in town
ship forty-eiSht (lS), OF range twenty-four C2D ;
and twenty CD) acres, the south half of the
northeast quarter OF the southeast quarter OF
section twenty-three C23), in township forty
nine GD, OF range twenty-four (aH.
Given under my hand this, 18th day of Novem-
Der, 1879. GEO. ii. MOUSTJOY
nOtlJtd Sbar?v
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
SHERIFF,s SALE.
Lafayette County
PHILLIP II. Pitts. ct al

vs..
Philip Il. Pitts, ct al.
QY virtue of an order of sale, issued from the
ID office ofthe clerk OF the county court of Lafay-
cite county, Missouri. In favor OF Lafayette
county for the use and benefit of the Inhabitants
of township fifty t50), of range twenty-six (26),
and for the use and benefit OF the inhabitants Of
township [fty-one (5l), OF range twenty-eight
(2S) and for the use and benefit of the inhabitants
of township ferty-eight 4S), of range twenty
seven (2O, and against Philip FL. Pitts and Jane
T. Pitts, his wife, to me directed, and return
able to the December term, 1873, of SAID court,
l will, on
MONDAY, DECEMBER Sru, 1879,
between the hours of nine O'Clock 10 the fore
noon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of said
day, and in front OF the courthouse door, in tee
city Of lexington. in Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,, during the session OF the circuit court of
said county, sell publicly, by auction, to the
highest bidder, for cash in hand, all the right,
title. interest, claim and estate of the said Philm
ii. Pitts anG Jane T. Pitts, his wife, defendants
In said order of sale, in and TO tie following
described real estate, situate, lying and being
In the county of Lafayette and state OF Missouri.
to-wit: Lot number eighty (S0), and the north
half of lot number eighty-one (Sl), as designated
on the plat of Old Lexington, in said county; also
lot lumber ninety-eight (3S), as designated on
sald plat of old town of Lexington.
Given under my hand this 18th day of NOyem-
Der, 1873. GEO. NJ, MOUNTJOY
nOSlo-tu Sheriff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
Weeklg gntelligenfm.
OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER.
HOW LIKE AMERICA.
s~VYW
- -
Sy~Y---

H11- -
In Candahar when a young woman be-
comes ..sweet" on a young man she
sends him a hairpIn. meaning. That Is
the kind OF a hairpm l am" II the
young man is like Barkis. he pins a
handkerchief to his cap with the hair
pin. signifying: "You can bet your sweet
lite l love you worse than an Injun."
This amounts to an engagement. and q
notification to all the folks OF tho fact.
and then they get married. This plain
and simple way of doing thes business
saves a deal OF swinging on gates. burn
ing kerosene oil. buying ice-cream and
standing the liveryman off for buggies.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
tut
PILLS

are extracted from Vegetable products.
combining in them the Mandrake or May
Apple, which is recognized BY physicians
as a substitute for calomel, possessing all
the virtues Of that mineral, without its
bad nfrar-efects -
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
DYSPEPSIA
is THE BANE

Of the present generation. It is for the
Cure OF this disease and its attendants,
slCK-HEADACHE, NERVOUSNESS, DES-
RoNnENcY, CONSTIPATION, PILES, &C.,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
MONDAY, DECEMBEnI sr 1873,

between the hours of nine o'ci.ck IN the
forenoon and live O'Clock in the afternoon of said
day, and In front Of tie courthouse door, in the
city oil Lexington, in Lafayette county, MIS-
souri,. during the session of the said circuit
court OF said county, sell publicly. by auction.
TO ;hc highest bidder, Tor one half cash in hand.
and the balance on twelve (2) months credit
bearing Elk ~ per cent interest from day of sale.
the purchaser TO give good security Tor deferred
payment. all the right, title. interest, claim and
estate OF The SAID plaintiffs and defendants IN
scrihed real estate, situate, lying and being in
the county of Lafayette, and state of Missouri.
to-wit: The west hall of the northeast uuurter
OF section number twenty-onc j2D. cxcept five
(O or !rD (lO acres described rs follows. Com
InencInG at the northwest corner of tbr south
west quarter OF the northeast quarter of said
section twcnty-one t2l) thence cast along the
north boundary line of said quarter quarter To a
point NIFTY (50) feet east of the Cotton wood
Spring: thence south far enough to pass south OF
me Ola orchard. and to the west boundary line:
Thence north to the place of beginning; also the
"'st ta'! "i the southeast quarter OF section
number sixteen tl6), subject to Il right. Of wa
thir'y tJOl ieet in width ON the west side thereof.
commencing ut the southwest corner of said
tract. and running thence north to the county
road running through said tract ;all of aid lands
being IN township number forty-nlne G9), and
range number twenty-eight 2S); and the court
mus that the above lands are free from the
dover OF Nancy, widow of said Henry Camn-
bell. other lands of said deceased having h,.n
assigned her Us her dover in his entire. re,I
estate including the lands above described.
Given under my hand this 9Th day of Noyem.
Der, 1873. GEO. NJ.
ho'o'l Sheriff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22
SHERIFF,S SALE
Nancy W. King, ct al,

Henry A. Campbell, ct al.
u virtue OF AN or Ter of sale, issued from
- the Office of the clerk Of the circuit count of
Lafayette county, Missouri, in favor. of Nancy
W. King and Alfred King, her husband, ami
agninst Henry 4 Campbell, Am on q. Campbell,
William I. e.. Campbell, Elizabeth &. Mister
son and Givens Masterson, her husband, George
r. Campbell. Robert Z. Campbell. Wayne Mas
ters.n, amanda Masterson, Mary +. Masterson,
Ewelle I. MusiersOn, Quintus A. Masterson,
Susan III Masiers0n, Sarah Campbell, Aaron
" Campbell, Elizabeth Campbell. John ID.
Campbell, susan +, Campbell and George w.
Campbell. her husband, Sarah W. Th.xton,
william Thhxton, Mary Garvin and Theodore
Garvin, her husband, Ola a Martin aud Joseph
John I. Smith her husband, Harry W. Master
son. Henry A. Masterson. Givens Mastcrson,
lsoh OF Eeiinda Ii. MastersOn, deceased, J. Clay
borne MisiersOn. Elizabeth hiastersoa, James
A. Mastcrson and Alfred M,.sterson, to me dt-
recird. and returDaUle to the December term,
1873. OF Slil lnurt will On
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-22

- o III'IH1Fy, UNI "1tCA 1dSlups
nersai 'assiiuie, PAIN In the back, Dimpess OF
aasiohi premature old age and many other dis
fuses thftt icat to insanity or and
4 prerlatur" grave. """
I-fu'l particulars in our pamphlet, which :
We hesif"lo send free by mailto every one Tho
Specihc Medicine is sold by all druggists atSI
per package. or SIX packages for SIS, or will Ia
.,'Id,r.SrY IN ri on receipt Of the money, by
Ne. 20 Mechanics Block, Detroit, Michigan
~ SOFA Ia Lexington by Chas. w. I,oomis
ana druggists every where. Richardson O. Gn''
st, Louis. Wholesal agents, sarSo' TO-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10

The prospect of the legal-tender suit,
of which General BUTLER and Mr.. CHIT
rKxDEN are the promoters, seems to be
worrying the friends Of the latter gen.
tleman, who, it is reported, have been
advising him to withdraw. They rea-
son this way: ii the court decides that
the greenbacks that have been issued
since the war are unconstitutional,
which is CHITTENDEN's proposition,
BUTLER will say, every well; then all
the National bank that have emit
ted notes have done so on a
non-legal-tender security" and a very
strong argument would thus be
given the opponents OF the banks, to
be used to break down their credit, as
all their notes are redeemable in green
backs. Should the court, however, hold
to the opinion that the greenbacks are
full legal tenders, then BUTLER would
have carried the point he started on,
and redouble his cry for more money.
CHIrrENDES, who is warm friend OF
the banks. and a stakeholder in them,
they seem to think, can be induced to
withdraw the suit, as it would be better
for the banks to leave the matter entire
IN undecided
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10
PEOPLE AND THINGS.

\ CUFF on the wrist is worth two on
the eIr.-ime,icm Punch.
VIRGINIA is the mother Of Presidents
and the Father OF Peanut crops-BT-
GagtOa Hark'ye.
THE State debt question is one OF dol
lars and sense, and common honesty
Nc,r Orleans Pjc0yme,
Ir is strangely singular how much the
boy with pair of new suspenders hates
20 wear a coat.-Phiiddeiphjd ChOi7,jcic
Herald.
4 MAN NAV be so wrapped up in sci
ence that he forgets all things else, hut
he never fools with electricity and pow
der more than once.-Ner York En-
press.
WITH sandals on her feet, cloSe-ft-
ting bathing suit, and an oilskin cap for
her head, a woman can enjoy surf bath
ing without getting wet in theleast. Still,
itmust be rather dry amusement-Ner
HlUsg Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10
TELEPHONE.
A New Instrument Said to be
Controlled by the Western
Union.

Union.
A new telephone recently devised by
Edison, is said to be controlled by the
Western Union Telegraph Company,
and may take the place OF those in use.
Ii is entitled the "Electro-Chemical. ~
and is thus described in the AmericdH
Journal Of Iad,tStrH This machine Is
about six inches square, and contains a
spool of chalk mounted on a small shalt
turned by acrank. There is no magnet,
and the current passes directly through
this spool OF chalk to thin tongue OF
steel that rests on it, and thence to Il
thin metallic diaphragm which repro
duces the voice. When the spool Is
turned tine voice is heard, but when the
friction ceases it is silent. The special
chemical used is caustlc soda. 1t coop
crates with the electric current only
when crystallized and polariZed within
the spool Of chalk. 1t is Mr.. Edison 5
intention 10 simplify this receiver by
furnishing il with clock work to turn
the spool, this to be stopped and started
bv electricity at the will OF
the speaker. Experiments with
IlllS IldCulHc nav uSi.'Oil9.'"VO" 80
superiority over the electrical tele-
phone in various particulars, and es-
pecidlly in the volume OF sound emitted
bv the receiver. When the crank is
turned the voice of the distant speaker
can bc distinctly heard in the part Of
the room farthest away from the Instru-
ment, thus doing away with the neces-
sitv of holding the receiver TO the ear.
The particularities OF the voice are per-
fectly transmitted, SO that friends may
readily recognize each others voices.
1t works perfectly over line fifty miles
lpnpn
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10
STATE NOTES.

A MAN named Cooper was drowned
accidentally at Brownstown Lock on the
Kanawha last Sunday night.
w. ID. ARMSTRONG caught $50 trout in
Elk river the other day which laid out
i'm a line measured 100 feet.
Ir is said the Elk Meadows afford
over 100 acres of the finest grass in the
world, and nothing but deer to feed on
it, and we presume there are few otthese
animals.
THE large store OF George RAIDER GO,
Burning Springs, this State, was bur
glarized last week and about $500 worth
OF goods extracted and $40 in money.
The rouges are still at large.
MIDNIGHT thieves attempted to rob
the bee house OF a ROane county farmer,
when they were set upon by the owner,
assisted by two of his neighbors, and
given sound thrashing. Served the
sweet-scented rascals right.
Two young men at Point Pleasant
crossed the Ohio river for the purpose
of visiting a whiskey boat, and on re-
turning one OF them fell out and was
drowned, and while dragging the river
for his body the body OF another young
man was found, but how he was drown
ed remains a mystery.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10
one Word Covers the Advice

Which should be given to SERIOUS, slender, and
dchiliatcd pcrous-Hrigora SedatiyeS,
optl,c> appeuzcrs, are comparatively useless.
The system must Dee built up with a genuine
tonic I'm orlc- 70 the recovery Of vigor and tran-
guilty 10y the nerves. A course Systematically
pursued Of the Leading inyipount, Hostctter'S
stomach D.;tcr>. should be r,s0rIed To 10y those
who suffer from weak nerves aid general de-
hiity. The stomach, always more or less dys-
peptic in eases of nervousness and loss OF vitality,
i, toned and regulated by this medicine until the
organ acts with a precision akin To that OF
>,clIy.goiUE piece of mechanism. Complete
digestion and assimilation are, through the in
Hucuc. Of the Bitter, followed by gain OF viger
ami flesh. and the disappearance of billiouSneSS
anil irrygularity Of the bowels, where such exist
as they usually 10. Appetite and sleep are then
r,5.rafrll
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-07-10
No Smoking Here.

The following conversation is reported
by the Philadelphia Transcript: "Iou
cont smoke in here said a Tenth
street conductor To a countryman who
was pulling away vigorously ut five
cent cigar in car hali-iull oiladies.
The man didn't seem to hear,
al say SAID the man OF the bell
punch. IN a louder key, "if YOU want to
smoke come out here on the platform. -
"All right" returned the passenger,
and he stepped out. Don't think it
would hurt nothin',' he said, APOLOGIZE
cally; "seein there amt any straw in
the ear to catch fire.
"But there are ladies' here.
"Oh, yes. Didn't think nothin' bout
that. Might get ashes on their gowns
and Spite en-
"ItiSn't so much that, explained the
conductor, but ladies object to smoke. "
"Wen, didn't ask any on 'em to
smoke, did |? They needn't object be-
fore they are invited.
You don't understand. Smoking is
dislgreeable to ladies'"
BEST reason in the world why they
shouldn't practice it. Catch me smok-
ing il it was dlsagreeable 10 me' And
he TRANQUILITY pulled away at his five
center