Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1879-06-29
All Sorts of P Paragraphs.

Grace (whisperlng)-tWhat lovely
boots your partners got, Maryp Moy
(dltto)- unfortunately he shines at
the wrong end"
The other day a man died so suddenly
that the body was almost cold before his
distracted and grief-stricken relatives
found the will
Chow dare you say damn before me?'
severely inquired clergyman of loater.
GLOW did [ know you wanted to say
damn frst2'' retorted this bad man.
A dentist with toothach is specta-
Gle as rare as gratifying. 1t comes, per-
haps, but once in lifetime, but it
brings with it fragrance that remains
for years.-Danbary Ne.os.
II see, Robin, that the paper says we're
tae have anither storm next Monday"
Robin -"Man, it's terrible. Since thae
Yankees hiv gotten the weather intae
their keeping we'vea storm every ither
day."
'sWere there any cats in the arks'' is
question that is troubling the religious
editor of an exchange. Certainly there
were; and the first thing they said after
leaving the ancient craft was: eff there's
Ararat round here, we want to gopher it,
A prettily- dressed little girl fell on
muddy street-crossing, the other day, and
a gentleman fastened to her assistance.
After cleaning of her clothes, he asked
her If he shouldn't escort her home. "No
thir," answ cred the dignifed little dam
sci; eff you please, we amt been intro
duced."
''Professor," said the cheeky soph, 81
there any danger of disturbing the mag
netic currents if examine that compass
too closely?'' And the stern professor,
| loving his little joke, promptly responded,
| "No, sir; brass has no effect whatever on
them;;' thereby scoring three against the
unsuspecting man of cribs.
"Do you really believe that an ass ever
spoke to Balaam?" quericd man who
prided himself upon his intellect. Cole
ridge, to whom the question was put, re-
f1cctcd very calmly for few moments,
and then responded: "My friend, 1 have
no doubt whatever that the story Is true.
have been spoken to in the same way
myself"
"a wasp's nest has $4,000 cells" and
the greatest of these ''sells'' is to sit down
on the nest under the mistaken impress
sion that all the wasps have gone to the
single wasp, loafng in the back kitchen,
will give the sitter warm reception.
And no doubt married one would treat
HIM IN the same manner ECchGnge.
A gentleman not extremely gwen to
piety was dismayed by being asked to say
grace at strange table. To refuse and
explain would be embarrassing; to COM
ply would be equally so. He chose the
latter and started off briskly enough with
20, Lord, bless this table" Just here,
being unused to the business, he nearly
broke down, but, by gigantic effort,
pulled through with"World without end.
Yours respectfully, Amen"
The manager had invited his friend to
call round and see some of the wondrous
attractions he had collected for the sea.
sons tenting tour, specifying in particu-
lar giant as big as house and twice
as human. ~ say, old fell" says the
friend, after careful inspection, ~ don1
want to cast gloom over your entire
community, but don't think your gian
is quite up to the representations in thu
small bills" "Well,'' says the manager
she is a little off. I didn't think b.
t seemed quite up to himself tonight"
l The recipe for the following dainty Ii
g said to have been inherited from Alexan
e der Dumas the elder. The dainty Ii
e called Anctois Monte Cristo. ssYou tax,
( Spanish olive, and you put rolled
anchovy in the place Of the kernel; thel
you put the olive into an ortolan, the orto
8 Ian into quail, the quail into pleas
/ ant, the pheasant into a turkey, the turke,
e into little pig; you roast the latter 20
8 five hours; then you cast away every out
u ward envelop to the dogs, and yol
l keep only ssThe Oliver" "You glut
o ton, the anchovyl''
Y This from Eli Perkins: 81 knew
man once Jake Mason who went to
I donation where six farmers were to con
!, tribute a jug Of milk apiece. Well, on
e man, a very mean man, thought it oul
8 not make any difference if he contribute
]. water in place of milk. AZ he filled nm