Litchfield enquirer., 1879-11-13
CLIPPINGS.

No s.z<ThSe mother puts high heeled shoes Cu her cAIhtrva-saae uses the slipper.
 If deaEh boves shining mark, why isn't the RurtAEEF gFe4ter among the bOOtblacks?
 nAE aEezencx between farmer and bottle of whdssy E-00e husbands the corn and the oEkeT CLIFFS the husband
 The prup~x fogm for a will nowadays will rgzt= To she FesEe4iye attorneys of my cAiA4rSa give my eutIre estate"
 i PhianaiesUEsiz barber refused to color Bob Insx=SaLEs 1Jassache On the plea that it should never be sad of him thai he dyed an infidel-" Tke ermn1ca picture of s. George on horse. ha.k. trying 10 ram stomach bitters down the thEuaE uf drxg1n. is one full of historical bszzey-
 An Iowa woman gave her husband morphine t3 czre him Of chewing tobacco It cured hlEA- hGG she Es doing her own fall ploughing. Pruf=zsx-we xIn take up the subject of clGhacsAl e ssSaA hodies. Mr. Z- Can you men t5s1 SSez< cabsczl e solid body, ssr ? Prep. L CfroZ uES0zzb-Dzyid Davis, sir!
 '-I1se-- said he Il think if you were to lift your fess @wzy frOm the fire. We might have s1us hezE tn the rOoEn-" And they hadn't hern EazErSad two years. either #
 \ EszEucky man was hit in the leg by a h0isss. whise upon his knees in prayer, and Perk's Sua says '-S1ch thing might not Oerlr a<zia in tho0sznd gears in Kentucky. '' When D11xizsS IegrOld heard society bore SpezSIzzs of z so1g that always carried him away when he heard it. JerrOld simply asked If soGls ooe present would please to sing it.
 \ prupsr cOaclusson for the marriage cere. wazy la Hx=y If Oar fashionable society wvs3fzug< wsGId Ne '-WhaA eoaln ercial fn- ErsSszs have iatDsd toEeiheT, let not ill-temper FUr zsSszzs3eT:-'
 Are yoa s prslfessOE of religion, iny little feIlsw E- asked a Asdy of her pastors six-year- sti agy. Tg<ezEly- No mann, I" was the little Ssy's prouqs UesEsO0se, ''I'm only the Profes- srTs sre-~ IT .tttt r.
 T can't sgs cn5n foC greenbacks.' yelled a srGzzap orAsHC- whIIe deOOuncing John Sher- uaa- Il know the rezS0n," said small toy. Way ? asked the ogasnr .sBekase yc hevn't g1s the EEeezkeckS~ WAS the answer.
 R<r- Jo~ryk c..Bk f ssys sss h.ai there are si, hssaks thzE have uszsse him what he is. And Rsanu t4Eh<ES want te know what thes namea of th<Se hssaSs gre. sa tFSi they may Keep then oEzE af Ehr Fs@ch of their sons
 Rev wu- MeKaE, after feadine severssl zntsres froCa his pulpit Tn the Methods ChGrcA at Gs3evz- Ind. said there was anoth CT zax<rer of whbch he desired tO inform hi cOGgrsss=ESua- His wife had elOped with Mir HzErnn. sSighbuC-
 An ImEsefAsi<sbIe mamma. who has succeed e1 En cesEicg hcrOxn seven daughters well of her @AzNH<A has 1cserInincd to extend to oihers the he=SEG q her system. She IS going tC open class fC< the instruction of young ladiei ia the art uf husband catching It is to b, ealAed .;- 2 s-sssA'oos fl tDSsssn.g E
 Tn the New Testament Revision Ccmmitte Ew@s pCuposed 50 gel rid of the word s'genny as gSviz< ~rung i5ea of the ROnaan denarius a1d to Fezd. --he gave every man a denary. bz< t0 thzs a witty dean objected that ther HzlSht be confusion with a deanery, whic Psor Aad 1nAsAEsed persons must not suppos cAz be gut So easy
 oue of the usnss effective supper-table orns uezEs zx the Belmont tall was an allegor rSpTesezSIng Grant receiving the scroll of Fam and VBc&OEy zG the dOOr of the Temple of Lib eFtv- And yes San Jose editor went hom fa1i ot R7AS<eT, ,sOftShell crabs, mashed ice an thIngS s1d referred to it ss humorous com pnsiESoa deFF4ihgE | 1tickes-seller fkeepin d~A1Ae@< oE of cifc1k with a tenpin. 'ti
 Some o1e w%s mentioning in Lambs pres s1cs the cotd bezrtedness of the Duke of Cum hSrk2nd Tn restraining the Duchess from rush ms up to the embrace of her son. whom sh hsi a1t sen fOr considerable time, and in s1sss.a oa hcr receiving him in state. s.Hoy h1<Th1y cold n vas" said the narrai. Y
 feS sad Lamb, in his suffering way. l.h, yoG know he is the Duke of Cu-cum- -ber-land
 An old commodore was spinning yarn fo the benedt of an osd lady of serious views, an aruEzsSng her sympathies by telling how tn sz ran mountains high and taxed inc ,1tmos enzzeaSu<S Of the crew to manage the shiu s-Ah, buf yn1 sec sir, said the old danie Aytng her h2nd softly on his, 'there was On aE the helm-" s-LOr bless you, ma'am !" h exaximed energcsically slapping his knee @S11s9imes there were five or six" l. .-
 1o1ng man. don't swear. Swearing neve was grod for 6 sore finger. Ii never cured tn Fh<zzztism nor helped draw prize in a lot