The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-11-18

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The steamship City ii Maine has ar-
rived. Bringing $780, 600 10 gold. -E.
4 Aha! II has eoos. hiss il? wosaes
What ihoee fellows Who have been sticking
Up their noe II u Gill think now' They
d'ds't know slou, that rich uncle Of our-
Civility always pays-sPpesrsnceS are often
deceiiful-never Judge man BY his coat
honor thy ia-sos lay me down-$.OO,-
900! Jee-thundrrup
Whist splendid .rre~ss they mus, hsse
in Sedali. sbout every dsy we read in the
! BAzn0 about :sams being .,siled in ,hai
city. -HasHi6ai Joss.soi
We keep them $" on purpose. They So
cure Occssionsl s'i~l-e. oi pretty -,ockirx-.
which il full equivalent ior The inc"nvsni-
-nce to the teams.
Tine dss Last week u ,iskv~ket ssoie
II ~ Fisk. ps'rish."n"aie. containing hsr
entire change 81 csS~tume iur the >~xss,n.--
Syaesss IHaiJ
That. n",ains. Give her "" G,r,eT-.
sni .n ~ih the dsne-, ie, Nav he Uneo.-
tined,
-Whs.~vsr . J. frr-on City m,n get.
three drinks in him. L~ i~giEs iu talk siou,
the r-ils"sd, and when he &C.. SIX he run.
cS' into the s:r-e, AMI u;s. /" whistle like
= ioe,,Ii;.s:;ve.
--S;uce Ssrsh i:-rnhsrt has given L,rih
U her fourth i'legi,iws,r child, 1T .ers, .rs.
million Aus~ricsn sosn~n have pnrssi their
lips tn ssy. "Oh, she hu-.y - Nowk.ys.
Just ~. And YOU bel your lille they said
IL, too-and i, was tie word with the bark
on H."
-(3rt . ieisscppe aud Won can see two
nes com~ts frisking their tails around the
slsrry skis..-E.
You can see something pSeiiisr than .
comet frisking it. tail about Sedalis sny
snnshiny afternoon.
1t is stated, an not very good suthority.
however. thai the wealthy dwarf. Johnny
B0cker. has offered Marion county msiden
$3O, 900 iur h~r heart, hand, ETC.. but she
shoDk him.-E.
il was ro.sibly the ''rte.' the maiden oh
iecsed to. WHIST is usually contained in .
Palmyr, giri's 'e,c.," anv~ay'
Mn. Svisshe!m ranno, untlerssa shy
coats do not butio,r hrhi",. Nov We can
tell Mrs. SSissheim that M msD W~nts To
turn around to do his bs,'oHirg.-t kitay.
! 7ino.
Nm. Sw,~helm can button her coat BE-
hind OF beiront abe can tie il With .hos
airing, OF fss,en il With shing:e nail she
can put = hc,.s buckle on IL, ~ catch i,
With snsp. bern her old dr~rs! But she
uust let the men. clothing alone. Wen
button ouT coats OF 90 in cur shirt sleeves,
you old PEAK noA~ n,eddler.
We susgss, In The Sedslia BAxoO In
chsnge the snhj e, iro~ DE-. Mary Walkers
bseeehes To her rh~snii-on. aud he done
. With ii Marion to~"t, Is"~sat.
That would he getting down ." the naked
point n Sa-ne.
--Tice ha. m,,!- = mi---hit "f il ihi.
time.-Es
We don't want ny;h,.g W ~. xitL Mi
Iii, or any other woman made on, 81 .ur.
stuff .. csnse iron heassn Las, Thnr-sisy.
-AmonR the many useless anu eumber
cone sppursensnces ~ the ninsteenth GER
iury that Gill "a down to ps~isritv, IL the
man vhO lsps h;~ sso". xiih his tongue.
snd then Dip il in the sugar ason Post
He ain't circumstance To to the fellow
| Who blows his nose an voGr napkin aud
srat~ your egg before the plslr touches the
isble. He'll g. down $40 lee, deeper ihsn
pO.ierity.
Pauline Mark hmm ws~ onee considered
- beautiful ~ q secondhand angel, bat
her beauty hiss fsdesi, her no~e haa hurched
mp in the centre. her fosm has hxsiened out,
and the London xam,n hiss her -cuss-Er.
Poor Pauline. But il vs.M', her noee !;
il vss her leg that people admired. Hss
that. ton. hupched up in the centre?
The emornoms rise in silk has almuss
killed the trsde.-R<Pxh;eas-
Don't make sny difference. Th~e mono-
gram gartep must lie shown, IL silk has to
rise three inches higher.
"A child, With q bean in i,'s v,nsipipe.
sas brought to the surgical institute 1t In
disnspolis, some time -incs, in a dying
condition, end hsd sctuslly ceaaed breath.
ing when Plscrd upon the operators table.
.-E.
Something wrong With that bean. They
are generally - sure ~ . Il. u. percuaion
cap; bot you mnss bite Cd the end, like .
csrtsidse, for ,D.,snt eject.
For Ssle-A b.by csrrisge, in sood
coodieioa. Will be sod cheap. Call q
this O6c-E
Tske il 70 the bridge and throw il into
The dark and nu,ky vaisn Of The Missouri,
bat don't advertise your osn family
sroobIea. Better give il To some poor lam
lily sha can rsise youns'uns, than to tell
The World What your vile hiss said.
Itching Photographers and Cure.
The ry@pioms are moisture, like Pess-
p'rssaon. intense itching, iscressed By
scratching. very dis,rsssios, particularly 1t
night. - il pin WORMS we're crawling in
and about Tie Fecsun the ps,vaie parts
sss so@esimes affected; il allowed to co.,
tiaoe. very serious r<salss nay foIlow. Dr..
Swsyne's AIl-HeslinG Oiotosas - pleae-
asi. sure cure. Also for Tesses. Itch. Salt
Rneom. scsId Head, Eryaipeisa. Basbes's
Itch. Blo,chs'. ell Sc,ly, Crus,y. Cusaae-
oas, Esuptioss. Price 50 cents, boxes
Tor Sl.36 Sent By nail 10 any saldseo Oh
'receips Of price N eusFency. o. thsve cPas
postage s,sope. Prepared only b Dr..
Sssyse b Son, 80 North Sixsh ssrsss. Phil
sjslpAia, Pa. Sold By all prnoinsni drug