New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1879-06-11
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HULTUn N PARy0.

NULTUl IN PARvO.
TIE first mortgage is always bese
To MAKE . mango Read him your
last poem.
No ONE knows how precious cir =
until he gets out Of breath.
The Mennonites who emigrated 10
Brazil are returning to Russia.
4 MAN cannot expect full meas
ure OF happiness in . pair Of tight
boots.
IT takes more sense to write rood
nonsense than it does to write GOOD
sense. Newport Local.
The man ready to drink himself to
death is prepared to meet death with
smile. IN. o. Rcayyne.
A MULE viii behave himself eleven
years and six months justto get ono or
hand shot at q middle shirt-stud.
IT is . Philadelphia journal that L.
ments over s. the roar and confusion Of
vehicular tumults in the streets.''
A BALLAD Of two Continents:
Oh, Aneer," sid Yakoob KhaS.
Constitution.
The people Of Cacheville, Yolo Coun-
ty, CAL, have decided that the Chinese
must 60 by refusing to rent their build
ing to them.
An Italian has made . clock Of bread.
Some unprincipled persons might call
this the knead of the hour, but It il best
not to notice them.
A MULES HEAD is not capable Of Gull
ture and refined rearing, but it IL won
derful to what an extent the other end
OF him can be reared.
The Detroit Free Press says: .sPour
the same whisky on their cellar floors
that men pour down their throats, and
every rat will take his departure
The wisest man we ever knew was Q
jew who remarked: 81 tell you vat il
ish, young man, buys my egsberiencs
vresh ef'ry day."-Baltimore Epesy
Saturday.
Music hath charms to soothe the
savage. This is why we occasionally
see q cross dog with brass band
around his neck. Philadelphia Gkrosei.
cle- Herald.
MOTHER is all the time telling me
not to bolt my food" said the small
boy, I" and now she has gone and bolted
up the cupboard that has got all the
company victuals. Neac Haven Reqis-
ter.
One of the finest puns was made BY
Erskine. Seeing an old tea-chest, he
wrote on it the Latin inscription, 1k
doces." This bit Of classic lore, whom
properly translated, means Thou
teachest.'
A VERY old lady, on her death-bed,
in penitential mood, said: 81 have
been great sinner more than eighty
years, aud didn't know it, An old
colored woman, who had lived with
her long time, exclaimed: "Lorsl I
knowed it all the time"
"A happy discovery, made By tho
Arabs, that oamels have . weakness
for the company Of telegraph poles,
and march much more willingly beside
these links with civilization, has result.
ed in special care being taken Of poles
and wires.
OK the night Of Dec. 81. 1873, .
census was taken of the population OF
Trieste, which gave q total Of 126, 67S.
OF this number, 1896 were Italians,
only 4,790 were Germans, and the rest
Slavs. Hence, with some reason, the
city clam0rs for annexation to ito
mother country, Italy.
If had the choice of one fertilizer
only should select genuine guano, and
if my gardens soil were heavy l should
require nothing to mix with it; but II
light and hot in its nature l should
covet some common salt. Guano alone,
or mixed with one-third of salt for dry
soils, and spread over the surface dur
ing damp weather at the rate of, say
two ounces per square yard, will In
crease the value of any crop to which Il
is applied. To destroy slugs half the
quantity, or less in dry weather, will be
found highly benefcial.--Jou,sal Of
Horticulture.
ACCORDING to the following lines
there are some clergymen whose eyes
are never visible, and for the best Of
reasons:
cannot praise the doctors eyes.
never saw his glance divine
For when he pFAys he shuts his eyeo,
And when be breaches be shuts miua.
IN. Y. Herald.
WE learn that q very fatal disease
has broken out in Scott County. be-
tween Hillsboro and the county line,
which is pronounced by the physicians
as black measles, and by the negroes @
the black plague. It is very contagi-
GUS and very fatal-not q single case
having recovered.-BrGpdO1 (Aiss.)
Republican.
DEAN STANLEY makes no gestures
when preaching, and stands quite still.
The story goes that one Sunday, after
returning from church, he asked his
wife why the people looked 20 intently
at him during the service. She replied:
How could they help it, dear, whom
one of your gloves was on the top OF
your head all the timer It had drop.
ped from his hat.
In South Carolina q negro Was on
trial for burglary, but it was proven
that he crawled into the mill through .
hole in the wall, unfastened the door, set
the -four out, fastened the door again
and crawled out through the same hole.
The jury was instructed to acquit, O.
there was no breaking, 20 they brought
in the verdict: I'VE find for the de-
fendant, but we believe he stole the
four
TIE Cincinnati Commercial su9gesta
that IS walking is the rage and running
is called walking, it would DO well ca
burst uD the blO0tAd Britiah uridA alsnnf