The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-05-16
PEN AND SCISSORS.

~ ~ AINAVb NhhA AlNts
THERE are 90 women lawyers in the
US.
WILL Albany celebrate tho Ge.lOri.
GUS Fourth
Still our Senators and Congressman
favor this Office with pub. docs.
DANIEL UPnFr, Of Arkansas, mar
ried Miss Outlaw, 10 that outlaw was
uplifted.
LAST Friday two negroes were hanged
at Augusta, Ga, and one at Fayette.
ville. N. O.
T'mE fortune of Rothschild is $780,.
100000 We wouldn't mind being
Roth's child
LAST Sunday two children were
burned to death in corn crib near
Vandalia, Ills
ONE Sidobottom is acting Governor
Of Idaho, and is knocking executive af.
fairs bottom-side up.
CALIFORNIA capitalists threaten to
come to Oregon to invest their surplus
cash. Let 'em come
A CoLoRED Cincinnati bride received
"A present of 100000 and u fine resi-
dCnce. Isn't that loftyl
ZACK CHANDLER offers to bet that
Grant can breathe GOO sober breaths in
COO quarters Of an hour.
OuR Balsam's girl won't marry him
till she is sixteen, and be says it's hard
waiting for the Sweet bye and bye. "
RuMoR has it that Queen Victoria is
about to turn over the Scepter Of Eng
land to the Prince of Wales, in conse.
luenee Of failing health.
BETWEEN the Odd Fellows aud the
Bare Blondes the average Albanian
will have a full of fullness next week
We will attend the Lodge
Ir il estimated that there are more
babies born in Oregon TO the square
acre this Spring than ever before. (Thi'
from an old maids oalendar.)
Bon. ISGERsoLL gave 81 900 to the
emigra.ing negroes. And he made thii
money by dabbling in Radical politics
and otherwise abusing the Lord
ONLY about dozen California coun
tics went against the now constitution
and these counties included the grea
Kearney regions Of San Francisco ant
Sacramento.
CALIFoRSIA's new constitution pro
yides that no corporation doing buSinea
in the State shall employ Chinese labor
and the Legislature is required to enac
such laws as will enforce it.
MITCHELL has already made a maAl
ON the OregoaiaH since his return home
and that paper bills aud COOS over hin
just as il it hadn't abused him like
pick pocket for the past six years.
TnE national conference of colore
men is ia session at Nashville. TIL
speeches of the delegates present eS
prcas great and determined attachmen
to their old homes in the ''Sunay South.
Tue Northern Radicals are bowlin
about there being 40 many Confederat
iGenerals in Congress. Why in thur
der don't they put some Of their UniO
Generals in there also and stop thei
"YawpT"
Ex.SENAToR Mitchell was receive
at Roseburg with band music and a
Introductory speech by Hon. l.. ]
Lane. At Portland he was given
rousing reception the band playet
fireworks famed, and he made bi
speech.
The Knoxville, Tenn, Tribune sayi
The sins, corruptions, hypocrisy an
inconsistencies of the Republican part
have been more than any organizatio
could bear and while it continues
80 handicap itself it can have no hop,
of success.
"You must emigrate, fight or pc
ish." That, the Louisville COurier-Jou
nql declares, is the sum and substanG
of the "humane movement" in behalf
the negro. The Republicans are NAL
ing final use of the "poor black mar
as foot ball.
Ex-SEcRETARY BoRIE has gone ov'
the seas to meet Grant and tell him NJ
to again become candidate, to risk d
feat and 60 down to history as d
feated candidate. Letters from Graz
express a great disinclination to accel
another Nomination.
5 AN Oregon exchange scissors out OF
. "Pen and Scissors" items and slal
, them in its columns under the san
5 heading. 1t might as we'll leave Il
/ "Pen" out, for it doesn't even gi'