The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1879-08-14
FACTS AND FANCIEs.

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A deaf man leads a l%istless life. s
Mind your P's and Q's is P-Q.liAr nd.
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One smile for the living ia worth a
dozen tears for the dead.
In Beaufort, 8. C., there are ten ne
groes 10 every white person. gflnH b.
The saddesL words of tongue or pen:
Il intend to pay, / can't say when. 'lsa
There is nothing that 30 rehnes the
face and mind az the presence Of good
thoughts. .l,l fr DO.
How is IL that the summer always goes
80 quickys-beoause there is often an
evening mist. dis 1lIra.Is tna q
Thereisno means OF bringing your
business before the public like newspa.
per advertising. els ssFIm pdl ni a.
a family Of seven persons arrived at
Newport with only thirty.seven
pieces of baggage Liial WOO fis 8s
For successfully making its marx IN
the world smallpox can put itself
against any known disease. ~ ,sEls i.
Brass is an alloy Of copper, though
many q man shows a plentiful supply
of brass with never a copper in his
pocket, ~.
Abstemiousness and frugality are the
A. ~
best bankers. They show . handsome
interest, and never dishonor. a. draft
drawn upon them by their humblest Gus
tomersssio h f,ut1 se.im yUst-.c1
This is the literal verdict returned by
a coroner's jury in a Middle State boast
ing its educational advantages That
he came to her death from Post mortem
Hemorrhage.' -E1r71 ~
II you were willing to be as pleasant
and as anxious to please in your own
house es you are in the company Of your
neighbors, you would have the happiest
home in the world. nan IA call e" ,Ia
Landlady,' said he, this coffee isn't
settled No. she replied but it comes
as near it as your last months board
bill does; and that man never spoke
again during the meal. h~7lago1s1 1n q
The marriage Of a loving couple in.
Germany is being deferred because the
bride cannot prove that she was born,
her existence seeming not to answer
German legal requirements as to proof.
We have known men who were fool
ishly fond Of Copenhagen during their
bachelor days; but now that they are
married they would scorn to touch q
clothes line, either to put it out or 20
take it in. isqsg soc s1a yaf1 oR
Prince A alexander, of Holland, who is,
since the death Of his brother in Paris,
the heir representative TO- the Dutch throne,
is twenty. eight years old, in very deli
cate health, and Of retiring, indolent
disposition. He is fond Of reading and
serious pursuits, and takes a lively in.
terestin politics.
All women who wear diamonds do not
wear the glitteripg gem Of knowledge.
A lady went into q large iewelry store
and asked to see some real solitaires.-
After looking over a quantity she select
ed a fine one and said to the salesman:
Now if you will guarantee that it is a
real solitaire / will take it, She was
politely assured that it was q genuine
solitaire. ,tl.r rs.4t h r,at.ss
A distinguished diplomat from the
United States Of America, a very genial
and social being, impressed with the
dizziness Of English gatherings, soon.
after his arriyalin London made the
round Of the sights, Madame Tussaud's
among the number. And what do you
think of our wax,workP WELL, re-.
piled the general, it struck me as being
very like an ordinary English party.
I The other day a farmer meta friend,
who asked him how prospects were out
in the county. This dry weather is.
Just killing everything, was the doleful
reply. Some hours aftenEard a storm
of rain broke oyer the city, and as the
farmer luns in and out of the wet his
friend said; This will do good out your
way Maybe, maybe said the farmer,
but it's mighty rough on them's got Lay
out to-day, maurag 81 nlw q .RassM
A beautiful transparencyca can bemader
by arranging pressed ferns, grasses and
autumn leaves n a pane Of glass, lay-l
ing another pane the same size over it,
and binding the edges with ribbon.
Use gum tragacanth in putting on the
binding. IT is best to bind with o mar
row strip of paper first. The binding
should be eummed all around the edge
of the first pane and dried before the
leaves, etc., are arranged; then it can
be neatly folded over the second pane
without difficulty. Fasten the cordfor
hanging at the corners vgrl erusssd Il
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A Fisherman Caught blythe Fish.
Asingular case OF drowning happened
at Lawrence, Kan. A colored man,
named CHARLES Williams, was engaged
fishing in Kansas river. near the falls,