The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-07-19
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PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.

stuff sausages, but should knowt tn,
age of the dog.
Men drink whisky aud imagine thai
they are strong and great, but It's al
In their rye.
A Florida lady writes: "Do you ask
me If l was ever comfortable? Oh, no
1 still sigh for the unattainable."
A New York lady writes: 'sIf l could
have my way every smoker should
marry a smoker or live alone forever"
1t calls for great resolution in the
young man who parts his hair in the
middle TO have it cut so short. there1l
be no more parting there.
Out In Bucks county they call en-
gagged couples ignorance and supersiti-
ton, because they always go together.
Every time Mrs. Eugene Hale has a
baby her father, lack Chandler, pre-
sents her with $4,000. We know that
we would do If we were Mrs. Hale.
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the window of a millinery store, depend
on it, there will be a hole made in some
mans bank account the next day.
Actresses are continually losing valu-
able diamonds, while editors wives go
straight along and never bother the
world by announcing that they have
been robbed.
"Did you.make anything out In Lead
ville?" asked an anxious friend of a
recently returned candidate from the
land of carbonates. Make anything.
You bet I did. made an assignment,
and then made for home"
A Michigan lady wants to know
whether or not it is honorable for a
young man to stand idly and watch a
girl pass out of her teens into the TWEEN
ties and so on down to the shady side of
forty still bearing her maiden name.
A woman dropped a coin upon the
missionary plate; another broke her
husbands jaw for staying out too late.
The former dead will sure be blest-it
was the Widows mite; the latter, TOO,
as may be guessed, was just a woman's
smite.
a young lady parting with a friend
last evening was heard to say: sI wish
you would come up and be our coach
man." This is rather a neat way Of
declaring intentions, and we shall ex-
pect to see 1t come into extensive use
when leap year rolls around again.
Are we making any progress in re-
inement and moralsP" editorlally
queries the Portland Price Current.
Well, that depends. If you have dis
continued scratching your head with
your fork at the table, and no longer
consider it just the thing to attend a
ballet show, the prospect, to say the
least, is encouraging.
A boy in Crawford county, Ind,
married when he was seventeen and
was a father at eighteen. He lately
married a second wife. and now, at the
age of eighty, is happy with a second
child. There is sixty-two years differ
ence between the ages of the two child
rem, and you can't force the older boy
to give up his play and tend the baby;
no, not worth a cent.
Some girls i'll Berlin who were going
to church were attacked at the church
door by a mouse and driven away.
What kind of a church do they have
there in Berlin that no young men are
stationed at the door to protect the
young ladies from micep At every
church we ever attended there is always
a guard Of young men stationed on each
side of the entrancefo this very purpose.
"It's very singular, internal singu-
lar" unused DR.. Bloggers, the other
day. whats Singular" asked n
other cemetery enlarger. .'Why, you
know old Mrs. Skimsonl Well, forty
five years ago she ran a needle in her
foot, and" Exactly. and to day.
put in the other, sit came out of her
elbow, l suppose" 'No, it didn't. 1t
came out Of the back Of her grandson's
head-that is what beats me-"
A woman speaker at a recent temper
ance convention In Ohio, remarked
that women worked persistently. Last
summer, on her way to Lake side, she
saw a man woman hoeing corn. As the
train approached, the man stopped
work, leaned on the hoe-handle, and
gazed at the flying carriages. For aught
she knew he yet stands there looking.
But the hoed right on, only
CHANGING at the passing train. She
would say to the temperance IN Of
Ohio, hoe right on.