Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1879-09-19
All Sorts,

AuS uciBut "a tuo eOoSVu -1OU uo'
grees.-Boston Post.
A drunken brawl may we'll be styled
. spirited contest.
Two Of q kine-a yoke of oxen.-
Hackensack Republican.
The man who enjoys good sleep is
q nsppy man.-Whitehall Times.
A stick in time saves nine boys out
of time.-Albsny Evening Journal.
Dogs are travelling on their muzzle
now Boston Commercial Bulletin.
The blind should go to the Holy
Land, where even the Dead Sea.-Salem
| Sunbeam.
Ayoung clergyman won boat race at
Lake George by practice and not by
! preaching.
/ Unlike the flea. when You put yonr
finger on hornet, he is there.-Syra.
cuse Times.
A man cares little for his wrongs
when getting his funeral rites.-Yon-
kers Gazette.
A rich uncle's heir, who waited long,
was finally worth his wait In gold. New
York Herald.
II. Sudds is cashier of the Gouver-
ners Bank. He handles the soap
Rome Sentinel.
First come, first surfed," is the
bathing house rule at Coney Island
Syracuse Standard.
A big head is no more an evidence of
brains than a paper collar is of a shirt
Waterloo Observer.
Members OF the Cant- Get Away Club
wear sort of durn-yer resort express
sion.-Hopkinsville New Era.
Beware, says the Philadelphia Chron-
icle' Herald, of having anything to do
with anglers. Fishing is catching.
When the woodman shoulders his axe
and starts for the woods, the Boston
Post says he does so for fell purpose.
A man was found shot in melon
patch recently, and tho coroner decided
that no inquest was necessary.-Boston
Post.
West Point has Irritation walk, u
where the cadets learn the tactics used
in engagements.-New Orleans Plea.
yune.
| Common sense makes no parade
Detroit Free Press. Are you threatened
with centennial celebration ?-Boston
Post.
| 1t amt so mulch what man kan
lift, as what he kan hang onto, that
shows hiz aktual strength Josh Bill.
lings.
Alfred--Your poem must he laid
| having pntnnu 1nfooka
instance, gorge does not rhyme with
morgue.
Yes, Agnes, am going to have a
cream.colored summer silk, provided
pa does not veto the appropriation bill
that ma has passed"
Don't leave your butter out in the
sun.-Detroit Free Press. Why not ?
Who ever heard Ct goat being sun
struck. Richmond Baton.
A picnic may be common place az.
fair, yet if rightly located there is con.
siderable roam ants connected with 1t.
Narration Independent. So
"Smile when you can" is the latest
thing we are asked to do by those gra-
tuitously admonitory beings, the poets.
No one can smile when he can't.
Black is the best color for photograph.
ing--Detroit Free Press. People will
now apply burnt cork to their faces be.
fore sitting for photographs. Boston
Post.
Diamonds, it is said, attract the light.
ming to dangerous extent. Dwell
much upon this point before buying
your girl an engagement ring. Boston
Post.
The Yonkers Gazette has an article
entitled" What do we eat p That de.
ponds. If you live in boarding. house
no human being can tell.-New York
Express.
Why can't grapes be filed with sugar
instead OF eedsp-Detroit Free Press.
They can be when the seeds are out.
Hadn't You thought of that Chicago
Journal.
A lady said that woman was the only
sincere exponent of Christianity.
Snif1en remarked. "That is why 80
many young men wish to embrace the
faith. st. Louis Spirit.
A Pulaski boy recently swallowed q
penknife. Although not quite out OF
| uohSCAS AO AAuo oOM0 COAoOAdtlOu al
the fact that the knife belonged to an
other boy.-Fulton Times.
The Detroit Free Press is trying to
injure the raven by asserting that its
color is only plum black. If it's
plum black how could it be any blacker?
alb, ali New Haven Register.
Sh! Don't give it away. We keep q
bottle with stick in it constantly on
our table. And we find that it adds
much to tighten our editorial labors.
It paste to keep it.--Yonkers States
man.
The pleasantest way of being hung.
says the Christian Register, is iu q
hammock. The whole body is then
hung at once. This assertion is %
positive as though the writer had tried
both ways.
He was inclined to be facetious.
"What Quantities OF dried grasses you
| keen here Miss Stebbinsl Nice roam