The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1879-06-24
AMONG THE WICKED MEN.

The VOce del Rop0to speaks OF the turn OF
the organ handle as an italian revolution.
Fizzicai culture Drinking soda~water.-
IN. x. Medical Review.
It was decided years ago that dogs Of war
are West Pointers Army and Navy jour-
nal.
There isn't much romance In the existence
OF o member OF o hose company-hls LIE ID
too reel.-l London Times.
The hen, like the amateur at billiards, de-
ponds principally upon the scratch.-[Turf,
Field and Farm.
..Hello, dad, howdy2' said Lorne to Argyll,
shaping the old gentleman on the shoulder.
Dear, DEAR, remarked the Duke, how
American life has spoiled that boys man
ners." II London Times.
Adnlterated food shortens human life about
ten years on the average. II human beings
could only get along. on hay and oats we
might have more eentennials In this Goun-
try,--IThe Nation. We had Moore centen-
malls last week. Public Opinion.
A Buffalo church bell went through three
floors without iniuring Its ring any. Ring In
Advocate. All right just say where We shall
clapper in-fHe and Presbyter. Clapper
right on the lips of the belle.-Banner OF
Light.
We don't feel certain as TO which letter Of
the alphabet is the fastest, but we have seen
grapher who ventures to add to the above
statement a remark to the effect that he
thinks we have seen O decanter oftener than
Is good for US will make an enemy. You hear
us?-f Temperance Journal
Here and there an archer or an archeress OBJ
tains printed rules and instructions to guide
the game, but the great majority string up
Without wit inteliaence. fhe following rules
will apply to oil and In every locality:
Don't attempt to hold the bow In both hands
when you shoot.
II you shoot over the target lower It. II
you shoot under 1t have 1t elevated.
When you miss the target and pillow fur
row along boy 3 scalp tally two one for the
scalp and one for the boy.
Either close both eyes or keep both open
when you shoot. Some favor one method and
some the other, but odds Ia the difference as
long as your father employs glazier by the
month.
Don't attempt curve-shot. The arrow ia
MS apt to come down on the baby's head as
elsewhere.
Some girls squirt up one eye and hang out
their tongue when they pull the bow. This Il
not absolutely necessary. to line shot,
though 1t does look romantic.
There Is no particular distance to be OBJ.
served, but the nearer the target YOU stand
the more chance you have Of hitting some
one across the street In the eye Herald and
PTesbyter.
ANECDOTES OF WIFE-bEATEHS--My UHce
Ned, which has been in Injy and everywhere,
he says one time there was Teller wleh was
a lickn his white, and evry time he hit her
there was dog and It hollered, the dog did,
like q looky motif. Then the Teller he sed to
his while: Cant you do yure own boiler.
In? Then he thot awhile, and then he went
In his house and brot out a other white and
licked thatn too. and wotched the dog, and the
dog 1t how'd again. Then the Teller he said
Whose white IL this, Ide like to know.
mine or yourn 7" Then he got a other white
and licked her, and 1t was the same way.
Then he thot d vile agin, and then he was q
goin for q other, but the dog 1t shuke its head
and walked away, much as to say: IA fellow
cant devote his hole life to one emotion and
fore 90 the chase; the jackus rabbit Is forth,
the duty beckuns me a way. Maybe the other
ladys can seure the services OF fresh dog"
Master Jonnice, which has got the widen
leg, he says scientificle man was lickn
his wife, and evry time she was hit there was
ecko which sounded just like a other man
lickn hisn, and the scientiffice man he was
dlited. Bime by he stoppt and sed: :. There
Is some thing singler bout this eeko; It seems
to repeet the hard ticks In a other kee from
the mild ones. Most xtroddinary thing ever
herd Ny dear we must experiment. further
[Scientihc American.