Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1879-08-01
ALL sORTs,
"A stipend creature-A hog.

/
An imperious C@sar-The Sheriff
Mosquitoes penetrate into the best
society.
Close contest---One woman trying
to outdress another.
Unless the field be mown, then will
the farmer rbemoan.-SteUb Her.
aid. sf 20 'l.Ht
Beware of the man of one book
especially if he is the agent for it.-AL
bany Argus.
Toast for women who can't write
their name-The fairs X.-CtncinndtS
Saturday Night.
The man who finds pocket-book
with cash in it doesn't look at a paper
for three weeks. Puck.
in selecting barber, remember
that fullness under the eye denotes
language. - Cincinnati Enquirer.
False hair is made to match the
natural article so closely that it is diff
cult to tell which is switch.-BostoTl
Post.
--"This is spanking fine vinegar"
said John Henry. fought to be
spanking, ;" replied his hopeful, there's
mother in it..
| - ", SldIUB|
lyn alderman the other night, "where
is thy blushP'' Hasn't that blush been
found yetP--BufGIo Express.
The writer's favorite flower in nat
ural size adorns the corner OF new
stationery. .-EgchGnge. The man who
fancies the sun-hower must have to pay
like thunder for extra postage.-Bos-
ton Post.
Old Doubleskull has just found out
that quinine is medicine. de says he
thought all along it was the name OF
some confounded base ball club. Peo-
pie were all talking about the duty on
Qui Nine.
Gin Sling is the euphonious name
of Chinese freshman at Yale. VINO
knows but at some time in the dim
future Gin Sling may become one OF
the ornaments of the American bar
Waterloo Observer.
When man gets up in the middle
of dark night to throw his boot-jack
out of the window, he should announce
his intention for the benefit of his
neighbor who is flaxing round outside
with broom.-BoSton Post.
"A church warden, in taking up a
collection on q certain Sunday, not very
long ago, in Western village, handed
the plate to a stranger, who said: go
on, I'm deadhead-rve got a pass"
Baltimore Every Saturday.
An exchange says that ga young
lady who would faint at finding hair
in the butter doesn't dislike to browse
on moustache" We. suppose it's
when he kisses her forehead that you
see her brows on his moustache.
ITO die and have everybody read
your age on the coffin plater' cried
,, Young lady who had been dangerously
i'll for some days, ''it's too muchT" and
she incontinently had good cry. She
began to improve from that moment
Boston IT%aSSTaP'., SSThP .,.,s1sort prescriUes an
., ounce or two of pure West india lime
a Juice, with sugar, as the best drink Tor
hot weather. The Lancet manis right.
= But unless our memory fails us, he has
g left out one or two of the ingredients
t -PbiLadeLphiG Evening Bulletin.
r 1t is now learned, says the Buffalo
!, EGpTesS, that Princess Louise's salmon
I was so old that it had to wear specta-
: cles and swim with crutch; whereas
e the trout caught by Mrs. Hayes was IN
+ the prime of life and health, and kicked
~ dS YlclOuSly us IL ~ h"u n"A AO"A vs.
J and bad temper.
. The mistake of men who go to
u Leadville seems to be that they do not
T. take in washing. 1t is told OF an lrlsh
. woman who went there owning only
u wash-board and two tubs, that she now
J has an income of $4,000 per annum.
. There is q deep lesson in thls.-Ststt-
:, :, aOater LaNnberneGTs.
g Observation has taught us that the
" most effective powder is the non-explo-
,. siye kind. For an illustration of this
" self-evident proposition. just watch a
~ y Young man who has been out quite late
If the night previous, trying to scraPe a
q white substance off the right shoulder
N of his ay-go-to-meetlng coat
j. Hackensacb Republican.
" "A new scholar in the. primary de-
l. partment was asked his name. DER
i rv.n was the response. 'Well, but
te What is vour last nameP' inquired the
a. teacher. "Myer," was the prompt
t. answer. The name was duly entered
upon the register, Jerry Myer." Ii
rs has transpired since that his first name
Q. is Jeremiah" The latter name Is
s. still unknown.-Derby Transcript.
lt When a man enters church during
g. the singing of a hymn, and sits down
81 to hear a sermon, only to see the con
O. tribution box passed around and finds
'n that the services are just over, his feel
OF ings are only equaled by the man who
W falls asleep in his pew, and in dreamy
10 state calls to the minister to g set On
~ ~ up again. ."-OH City Derrick.
M of "A San Francisco man named How
L s,x,onkaA U1anhina that will
lv tell to within a small amount the quan
T. tity of gold person has about him
no When the machine collides with al
a editor it is so hard worked that the per
In spiration rolls of its face in big drops
he and it falls exhausted in two hours
m The inventor should build one of forty
oe horse power for the especial use
,0 newspaper men.-O OttdtOG Republican.
Ir- "A crowd of people were standing
EN- on the corner mopping their brows ant
n looking at the Thermometer. An moi
lie sensive little yellow dog, with tai
is curled up like withered geranium
is' made his appearance, yelped once o
rs. twice, and in two seconds he had TN
thermometer to himself. All of whicl
goes to prove that little yellow dog
Sometimes of more use than crow'
of men.-NeO York Express.
or -"This, dear children, is the sho
re- of Chinese lady; see how little it is
ceI what very narrow sole 1t has" II
'"i bet it amt as narrow as Deacon IS
do Father says his soul will fall through
- crack in the floor some day and ge
on lost" was the shrill comment OF DO.
,en given to sharp listening. The superin
tendent put the Chinese shoe In nj
nocket and requested the school t,