The Newtown bee., 1879-09-03
Bnrdette's Mushery.

"Gerssid. You grieve that your
passions are so strong, do your All
right. mix in a little of your morals,
which are weak enough to thin them
down.
Little Buttercupn writes: .How
can Imeno crystal goblet that has got
hole punched through its sidep
GU can't repair it permanently, but if
you stick your thumb in the hole when
you are using the gobletit will answer
Tor all practical purposes. a
Mary Ann says she is ga weary,n
and complains that woman's work
goes on forever" So it docs, and we
are glad of it. But that doesn't affect
you. Bless your soul. you don't go on
forever; you don't have all the work to
do, not even while you live. Mans
work goes. on forever, too, we hope, but
that doesn't fret us particle. We are
not going to stay here and do it all.
Bless you, no, we are not going to do
our own any longer than we have to.
Brace up, Mary Ann, and don't you fret
about the work that 8 goes on forever"
more than forty or fifty years longer,
Mary Ann, and don't you forget it.
X" Mrs. Blodsoe" wants to know
(which is the quickest way to make ice
cream without freezerp" Buy it in
one of those little pasteboard boxes they
sell at the ice-cream factories.
Gentle Annie is in Responding
mood this week She begins her sad
plant by asking will they forget us
sweet sweet life, Gentle Annie, fh ey' VIII VIII
They will forget Us so completely they
won't even be positive where we have
gone. e.
Marguerite asks if ga woman
should marry man whom she respects
and esteems, but does not love, for his
money!" Oh. no. Marguerite, n-no, not
exactly that. You should not marry
him for ms money, unless you can't alb
solutely get it any other way. But if
you do really respect" the man, you
might love his money, and then you
would have all the ingredients for a
happy match, anyhow. We wouldn't
advise you to marry a man for his
money alone; nor, ON the other hand,
| Marguerite, would we advise you to
marry man merely for the sake of his
poverty; there is neither merit or novel
| ty in that. But you should marry him,
even though he is rich as Cresus, be-
cause, by the way, Marguerite, you didn't
say that this rich man had asked you or
wanted you to marry him? How is
that, by the wayP
| BABY Mine says she is uSt crying
her eyes out, because she is not pretty,
and she feels lonely and nobody loves
her, and she longs for some sympathetic
heart that can feel for her troubles and
drop words of sympathy like healing
balm into her lovely life" Baby
Mine" hush it right up not another line
of it; not a whisper. You scare US to
death and we haven't word of sympa-
thy for you. We are a married man,
with a boy old enough. or at last smart
enough, to go to college; we are the busy
head of pleasant, happy household,
and we are not going to be decoyed of
into any sympathetic streaks, not by all
the lonely women in America. Dry it up
and the next time you write to this de
partment, tell us how to make water
crimps that will last all night and won't
straighten out in one hot afternoon
Lonely" are you? Then why don't
you 90 to the sociable, where you will
meet so many other lonely people thai
you will feel happy? LonelyP'
Great guns, and new circus billed or
the fence every week.-Batrl. HaaOkeye.