, 1879-04-06
but was lny-proacher In the Disciples (Campbe],
1te) Church.

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1te) Church. Z
| England is better of than We are. n.
zulus haven't captured the Capitol.
The Southern rooster, it seems, is mneh
bigger bird than the American eagle. =:
Election day was All-Foois' dug, and con.
sequently the Republicans had no chance.
A San Francisco paper mentions blond,
The Widow divers loye-letters to hersa1,
show that she isn't one Of 1T them ID liren,,
fellers."
Queen Victoria wore at her sons weddine,
the great Koh-i-noor blazing in brooch On r.,
black dress. !;
The tramp nuisance dwindlas into ins;o.
nlGcauce as compared with atruliog ''Pinafo,nn,
companies. =.
Mr.. SNOWFALL is New Jersey politicisn.,
but we should not think he could survive the he,t
OF . Campaign.
A little while longer aud it will eren b.
hazardous for sergt- Bates to carry the American
nag through the North: ::
Bob Toombs is going to address Fair in
Texas next fall if the Texans haven't killed e.ch
other off by that time.
Old Abe, the Wisconsin war-eagIe, is SAID
ernte majority, We suppose- 80,
Fitz-John Porter, doubtless, was one Of
the bra7est OF the brave: but it has taken the coun
try sixteen years to ind it out.
Cetywayo:s subjects are. not pleased with
his policy, and some South African Conkling il
making va. on his Administration,
An exchange calls tho Hon. Simon..Cam.
eron an 'tAprl fool bnt We afraid he will not
get over it this month or tho next. -
Advice to tho ladies IN reference to the
gay deceircr, Simon Cameron: Trust hin not:
he is foolins thee, he is fool1ng thee.
Col. Aston, who waa killed at Atlanta tbs
other day, is described man Of ,mpulsive gen
erosity. In the use OF pistol, We suppose. ).
Miss Won Berg won the recent walking
match In New York, nut she had great difficulty
in saving her batr from the other contestants.
The Brooklyn Presbytery claims that it is
''s1tting Court Of Jesus Christ, ~ aud Mr. Tal-
mage would doubtless be warranted in trying it 70.
b1asphemy.
Tie latest fre-escane weighs only sir
pounds and yet it will rescue man weighing 300~
the existence OF which Bob ingersoll denies. E1
It is pretty well settled that G. ". Childs
will take hold OF the New York 1For!d. The de-.
struction Of the fruit crop will materially decrease
the demand for obituary poetry, and he will hecca
hive time, he believes to look after two papers,'
both daily.
Prof Dana, the geologist of Yale, although
GO years old, is tremendous pedestrian, and
can run like a deer. In his excursions with hi5
students they find that few eau keep pace with
him when he lets himself ont, and instead of
fooling around with stones and dirt he ought to
become pedestrian.
Young Cornelius Vanderbilt, son of Will
am H., stopped at the Altamaha Hotel in Jessup1
Ca, while travelling southwark to F1orida few
lays ago. When seated with his retinue at the
zen table, he told one Of his negro servants TO as
1t rhe same table, SO that the servant might eat
lis fill By rzain-time. Up rose the Aitamaha host
Ind with angry gestures ordered the d.rkey to
eave the room. Up rose the millionaire and sworc
hat, unless the darcy we're allowed to remain, he
rould leave the hotel. The prop1ietor still kicked.
che Vanderbilt crowd left. t~Now." says tho
Te=sup Seatine!, "what means the purse proud
welI-heads" Vanderbilt, exclams another
steemed contemporary, the Quituan Free Prsss,
- Vanderbilt is IN Internal skunk.'' ''This per-
on, II adds the Macon Telegraph and Messenger,
this person will hare to learn the dEst principles
t gentleman ~ :