Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-09-01
SAYINGS AND DOINGs.
SCHOOLS taken up"

IHE DtiilOul running 81 iooN.
"MR. LOUIS CoLMAR, Esq" is a good
expression.
The new passenger coaches have ar
rived on the Hempfeld road.
The County Court will open up to-day
with Judge Boyd on the wool sack.
BARNUM's Greatest Show on Earth"
will be here on this day two weeks.
MARTINS FERRY furnishes Sprague-
Conkling affair in lower walk OF life.
The Board OF County Commissioners
will meet in a monthly road discussion
this morning.
YESTERDAY was warm and close dur
ing the lighted hours, but cooled OFF per-
ceptibly in the evening.
AN East Wheeling grocery wagon,
hauled by runaway horse, made things
lively on Saturday night.
EAST Wheeling has been afflicted with
an epidemic of diphtheria. New cases
are constantly being reported.
4 BALKY horse, attached to a horse
car. attracted quite crowd in 'front.' oil
this office yesterday afternoon.
The question OF connecting the At
lantic and Eighth ward engine houses by
telephone, is agitating fire circles.
LIEUTENANT of Ordnance Mcneil, will
have his hands full distributing the late
" received Announcements for the me
lsh."
1t always takes about half minute
for an intricate though perhas very good
stage pun to dawn upon Wheeling au-
dience.
The Steubenville Hrdldhas the words
Failing leaves" stereotyped, and Will
eontinueto stick them over funerals as
long as their readers can stay with the
paper,
TIE printers race was the sensation
of Saturday. One is Crosse because he
lost: another would have been Wolie
in anger, had he not won; the thirds
face is an Emblem of victory.
DoBsox, the banjo Paganini, who is
as melancholy in appearance rs HAM
let, was yelled at for a song on Saturday
night. Said he: I'm bad singer and
as Artemus Ward said, ''Im saddest
when sing"
BARxuM's advertising car, under COM
mand of that accommodating gentle
man, Col. A. II. Keller, is in the city
billing for the 18th of this month. We
gave a full description of the car when 1t
was here last.
An intoxicated youth, seated in the
front row of the orchestra chairs on
Saturday night, became very uproarious
and was rudely reused from his dreams
bv blue clad arm OF Officer DAVIS.
Served him right.
THE funeral of Carl Wilhelm. son OF
Ludwig Wilhelm, took place yesterday
afternoon at two o'clock. A large num-
her OF friends followed the remains to
Mount Calvary Cemetery, Father Me-
ElligOtt officiating.
A MAN named Walker, living near
Elrottsville, was struck by a train IN
the vicinity of Yellow Greek, Thursday
evening, and badly hurt. Mrs. DIR.
Mary Walker, returning from Steuben-
Vile, dressed the wounds.
DAVID LUTz, Justice of the Peace, q
well-known citizen of Marshall county,
died at his residence at Lutz's Mills, on
Wheeling Greek, early Sunday morning
His remains will be inferred IN the Al
len Grove cemetery to-day.
KEupLE was attorney for the defense
i'm the suit of the Camp Meeting Associa'
ton VS.. Little and JOY, and is highly IN
dirnant over the result. He wants to
know. he says, "Whether little body
of Methodist deacOns is greater than the
city of MOundsville.
Two well known Nimrods of Wheel
inc. South Side saloonists, started the
other day for Haneytown to enjoy q
davis sport. Fatigued, they returned
with four SQUIRRELS at 80 cents each, and
svore HaneytOwn to be the dearest
place in the country for squirrels.
DURING the recent camp meeting al
Noundsville, an cXhorter was on the
outskirts of the camp, talking religion
when this sumner was put at him; MIR
-, when Adam and Eve sinned, why
did not the Almighty just rub them out
of existence and begin over again?
On Saturday afternoon a boy about
ten wears ola rode horse down Mar
ket street at iull speed. His ride ter
minated in front of Erb's livery stable
when the horse fell, throwing the boy
| distance of fifteen or twenty feet. After
a little the boy and the horse picked
themselves up and walked in the stable
rs ii nothing had happened.
SALINEvuLE, Ohio, is agitated over g
wedding there, between go'd-looklng
colorcd youth and a respectable white
damsel. They were compelled to ride
thirty miles To find some one TO unite
them i'm wediock, succeeding, finally, III
| inducing Beaver magistrate to under
take it. ITO say why gals do so-and-So
or don't, would be presumin', as Low
ell saws. but il this couple is happy
everyone else can certainly afford to be
TIE shameless Steubenville GdzcH,
saws it is said that the hundreds who
returned home from the big show on
the Ahner O'Neal Thursday night were
the sleepiest and most befogged-looklng
crowd bv the time they reached New
| Cumberland, at o'clock in the morn
I'M. that ever landed from a vessel al
any pOrt-CaStle Garden was no where
Men, women and children, after filling
M the state rooms, were scattered
promiscously throughout the boat, some
hanging upon chairs and tables, while
others were piled in heaps every which
way on the cabin floors, and the only
way the women could be distinguished
from the men was by the color OF their
stockings.
Tribute Of Respect
At a regular meeting OF Nail City
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