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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-11-27
New Advertisements,
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" c want an Agent in this County to whom We
viii pSy salary Of 500 per menth and experses
to seilOVr Wonde- full invention. Sample free
Address at once SHERMAN & CO., Marshall
Michigan.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-11-27

A. & a. IA
ORIENTAL L0DGA-. No. 453-Statsd Com
~ mu nication upon second Thursday ntgat9
each month at Hallin Masonic Temple.
ID y Squire, See'y n S Woodward. y 81.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Bankrupt Notices.

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE: That on the 4th
i day OF June A. d. 1879, Warrant IN Banuuptcy
was ssued against tho estate OF CHA ARLkS DOND, "
New.YOrk City the County OF NewYork and state OF
New. York who has been aiudged bankrupt on his own
petition that the payment OF debts and delivery OF any
property belonging 10 such bankrupt 70 him or Tor ms use
and the property hin, forbidden OY
law that meeting creditors OF the ssd bankrupt
10 prove their one
his estate VIII De held &C Court of BANKRUPTCY 70 %
holden l30 Fulton Bennett Building ia the C of
New.YOrk before Edgar ketchum, esq Register. ths
'' " ~ LOUIS y. PAYN.
L. Marshal a. Messenger Southern District OF Newi ork
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
fosl ano founo.

DANK BOOK LOST.-Bank Book No. =
Id OF the Bowery savings Bank Is mssingi the Under 10
TO return the bank not resorcd before the
Of - is7 application viii be made TO the Osnk ros
a new book MARY HEN NEssll -
I OST or STOLEN. Bank Book issued by tho
seaneus tor Savings, NewYork 20 the subscriber
n NOT found b the bank within 80 days irOi hls
Cate VII Rpply bank new book .......
New-l0rk, Junell. 1871. WILLIAM hENN h'S"A'
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
RECORDED lEASl

Estate Of aior Thompson, deceased 10 " White,
No SAg Canast, ana first floor and basement OF No
WOostersJ, 3 years. st annual rent Of
I1unter W { TO MOEtauus and another, store OF NO
2b5 6thave, years, at annual rent Of f...--.-----
Kean l. 10 KOuRtze Brothers, No IL Wall-st years,
AT annual rent OF.
WaEenan, David 70 p owens. Nos l5l, 153 and loo
East 2Sthst years, at annual rent of.-.-...----
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Conntrp properip Go Eet.

ORANGE, n. J.-TIOuses and Country Seats
" le, ana for sale great variety also arn and build
ing lots. BLACKwEIL BRos. 2l3 broadway, Room
DLAINFlELD, n. ITO rent for the Sum-
furnished house comfortable SIZE good lot ana
rarien IN one OF the localities minutes from The
station Apply l. c. PIERSON. NewYork Life Insurance
Company. $50 Broadway.
DICHFlELD SPRINGS, n. Y.-Handsomely
stable &C. Spring House TO let
fOr summer For photograph, plans, &c. apply to
THOMAS DAZZLING, 17S Broadway. Room 4
TO RENT-A pretty cottage, pleasantly
located at Cornwall-on Hudson bedrooms. parloT, din
neroom fruit and garden partially fur
nshe0 for the remainder Of the $3.50 Address
r. ROE COrnwallon-I hudson. n. Y
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Gscnrelons.
MANHATTAN BEACH RAILWAY.

MANHATTAN BEACH RAILWAY.
Double Track the entire ROAD
GREENPoINTpVISIoN
Leave foot q e ISd Eat RIVER @ y iaamsr M syyss %
4:i5. 5:45 for Manhattan Beach
RETURNING LEAVE
Manhattan Bsach7i35 1000 ll'O5 m; 1880. $780, 23o
$3.50, i;30, $50, $3.50. 1880 .. N.
BAY RIDGE DIVISION.
Leave North River steamers Thos coIyer ant Twisst
22ds92j 1929 ll:25 mi 1925. l2o 225. 1928. 4zS,
Lergyst-e:95 1885, 1895 M 1895, 1895. 2;S5. ssa.
Per s%8;55 1885. m; 1885. 1865 250, 1855, 450.
6:55 D. N. - ..
Manhattan BeachS:lO. IL IL. l. 2 3. s. Q, 78 pm.
METROPOLITAN ELEVATED RAILWAY.
2Rh tE2A $50 rna A ~ for do Wa Il Street Ferry
and connect. with for south Ferry.
CoKTLANDTsr rREET-Nearest point for Jersey City and
PLAcE~Neafsst point for Post Office City Han and
POINT for PavOna and Erie
Er-Nearest point DesOrosses Street Ferry
Jersey City and connects with for Desbrosses and
MISREPRESENTATION with cars for East and
EIGITH STREET Connecting with for chrstopher.
st, and East Tenth street Ferries -.
TGeav thfd and thirty tcurtS street Ferries
TwENTYTHlhDsrR srREEr-Connecti with cars ZOE
THIRTY.TH THIRD RDsrREET-Conneeting with cars for Wee
FoRfY.s Icon D-sTgEEr- with New.YOrs
TFaFffT s9PP1R{ sSs cabs fST 9rHa SS9 Depot
fiFTY Y,ETGHTHs IREET-sixthqye entrance 70 Central
faFh aa sii
fIFTY Ninth STREET and Mn TfI:AYENUE-
EEGTY and sH
For uptown trains take east side s stations !,1,;,.
Trains viii jSthst and Ghaye and 6lstst and 9hr
FARE 10 I6ESfs Except between the hours $50 70
1880 m and to M when the taEg + eeni p;o.sep
NJ VAN BRoCKLIN, superintendent. I
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
6itnations Uanico-Mdles

A ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
~ YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED AT THE
UPTOWN OFFICES, No Less BroadWay, cor Iurtyhrst
n or os West Twenty-third.st. corner Eghul-ayei
No az East Fourteenth St. corner lllon.squaei 200
T6irlave cor Forty seventh ST. Gt the ia RlfM OFFICE
No Third ODe-hundroi anttWenly fourth ct
QI9Tem savings Bank BudingI up to D. n- AT regular
A YOUNG MAN wants steady situation of
"A any Kind speaks French. German ana English. An'
dress by letter V. DEGkEAl, 10 west 25a.tL
COOK.-FOr Hotel or Summer house meat or
Z usstry or both n sober, respectable cOlOred man
with best recommendations wages no Object Apply AZ
CARPENTERS, l08 6thaye, near bll-st
IOMPANION.-A young man as gcntem0lS :
L eopuaniou Summer; best references. Call or
address j. r. WETSTEAD. Sl2 Ave.A.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Gslp Uante0.


WANTED D.-One salesman for each State
w salary s5 500 per month and expenses references
required. LA BELLE MFG CO., chicago.
NNANTED.-A competent LADY CANVAS
w SER for rstolass weekly Journal Address b. A. H.
Tribune Office.
WANTED.-An intelligent young man who
w has had experience the business TO do canyasslng
among teachers for lat Of text and reference
books. Address ]. b., station +.
WANTED.-TwO or three shrewd business
w 10 learn how 10 sell my "Obect Teaching Bible
and after six months experience to manage State ana he
and will pay good as soon as com
peen train others from $1,000 TO $4,000 year have
paid $4,000 and all give age ana eA-
pererce in full and send this W. ]. HOLLAND spring
Held, Mass
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Gin Real Cstate tor Sale.

Gin Real CstGie tor Sale.
GREAT OPPORTUNITY.-S275 (easy
~ rayments will buy choice lots IN NewYOrk Cityi 40
minutes 10 City Hall houses built improving rapidly Can
at l5l Broadway, Room q -
EOR SALE.-FOur Lots on southwest corner
OF lO4th.st and 4thave; terms very easy W. BoGERT,
192 Broadway.
I'd LOTS-All sand, full front, on Easterly
- Boulevatde l45 feet deepi suitable for improved
tenements fats price low terms TO suit BOYD, owner,
114th-st and lstave
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

TOR SALE or TO RENT CHEAP-A de-
i desirable country place Kaonah Station on the
Harlem Railroad. full description and terms address
j. - HAWLEY,
20 Tiffany place. Brooklyn.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Brooklpn Real gstaie for Sale.

OS0 LOTS in growing neighbOrhoOd, Brook
SDO lyn. will be sold very low figure cash or one
bsh cash Parties about locating large manufacturing
interest well TO investigate tnis property.
rutland & WHITING, B6ekman-st.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

A BEAUTIFUL 112 acre country residence,
N IS minutes from city 40 trains barn lawni shade
putt, healthy only "a $50 wiz sell furniture BOOK.
GOU1. engrayer. 65 I1berty.st
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

AT SAYVILLE, i. l., near the seashOre,
n SO acses moro required large house and OptbUd.
hFs "a 600; terms onehaf cash. rutland WHITING
Q Beekm
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
WATER GAP HOUSE,

WHITE MOUNTAINS.-B0ARD 50 and 81
per week. in largo farmhouse with airy room rooms i ana
beautiful views the bank OF the Pemgewasset River WITH
in easy single days excursion OF the Profile House and Noun
Franconia Notol and oth
fractions Good fishing, boating, bathing &C. near
plenty OF milk ana other farm products Time from N
Y "a hours New London ste delightful railroad
rdc through Valley the Thames across Mass along the
banks Wnnpesockee TO Plymouth. n. H.. thence by
IA miles, Fare through go Good city reference to
former guests Apply ISAAC FOX, Woodstock, NH.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

A CHEAP HOME.-For sale, o good we'll
"a built frame house and lot The lot is 25xl9o feet Tae
house Is stories and contains rOOms in the rear Oh
lie hOus. sua building suitable for carpenters sh0p
furniture maker. The house Is oD staten Island N "
about 10 walk from Clifton Landing The prop
try for ZOO part OF the purchase money
ClCe.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

E0R SALE.-Farm at Old Lyme, Conn.,;
i about 25 acres with handsome mansion hOuse 02
Iooms large enanthouse barns &C. on Connecticut yes
ing view OF Connecticut River 10 its mouth fruit and
shade Apply TO JAMES GRIPWELL or d. {. EDDIE
iYme, Conn.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

Z ADY'SMAID, &c.-A competent and reliable
woman as lady mad and eeamsTess growing
children; objection travels five years reference Call
O address 3sl 2dave.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

! ARGE airy rooms, generous table, goo'
roads 5ahpg s spa ana & &ae ee n efssc
exchonRed Directory RICE e AN DREWS, 767 Broad
side !. I.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12


residence Passaic N j. 40 minutes via Erie Railroad;
louse has all modern Improvements with large lot stocked
with choice fruits must be 10 be appreciated MY
LItS Lord d Taylor, Broadway and 2Oth-st
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

E0R SALE or to LET.-Furnished or I'm
furnshed-On side OF the Hudson, IA les above
AtwbuIg SUMMER residence and farm OF 90 acre 30 acres
woodland 10 raspberes, balance lawn, Frien ana
heos threesOry house. TOoIns range laundry and
second floor Of the hands0mest views in the state
MORGAN :. TAYLOR Executor SO. 90 Ffankhn-st
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

NIIRSE.-By a Protestant woman from the
~ North of ireland a. nurse infant or two
small children years reference Apply for two days at
% East 59thsL
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Gnmmer Dndr0.

4 DVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
~ ~ r>6, YORK ThIBgNh WILL RE- RECEIVED At THE THE
st, or 30S West 1wenty.thiritt. corner Eighth avei
NO ~ Last FOurtoeDthrst, corner Unon.sgnara 100
Third ave. Forty seyenhst; at the HARLEM OFFICE.
No 2.e>I Thdaye Onehundred ant Twenty yfourthst,
OHaTlsm savings Bank Buildng, up TO at regular
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
REAL ESTATE.

Nrw-YonK. Wednesday, June IL, 1879.
Az the Exchange Salesroom to-day the fol-
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
6ltuaiions Uanteo--females

A ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
~ YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED At TIItUP
TOWN OFFICES, No. i2Js Broadway, corner Thirty first
ct. or 30S West Twenty .thri-st, corner Eghthayei
No. 92 East Fourteenthst corner Onion square 700
Thd ave. Forty seventh st.: at the HARLEM OFFICE
No 22st rhirdave cor Onehundred twenty fourhst
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Countrn Real gstate for 5ale.

A DVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
n YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED w At Vt TIE A W
3OS West Twenty N irds corner Eighthave;
S2 East FOurteentbst corner Unonsquare 200 Third
ave- cor. Forty seyenth-st at the HARLEM OFFICE No
2,2SI Third ave, Observation-Disclosures fOurthtt
(BaIlem Savings Bank Buildng) up 70 H. at regular
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

TUNAPPAN ZEE HOUSE.
Nyack the. Hudson will open for guests jane Rooms
suits single. The house commands view Of the Hud
newly and elegantly furnished and repetewth first
accommodation grounds extend 10 the Zec.' salt
water bathing Oath house or sandy beach, fsnng boat
ng private dock yachting ample accommodations for
families bringing their carriages Diagram OF rooms and
information at II Broadway Room II or on the prenises
NJ. d. BAERER& CO., PrOprotOrs
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
bnmmer Bodr0.

4 CHOICE SELECTION.-Seaside noun
N tain rural all locations full particulars
terms accommodations attractions photographs &c CITY
AND COUNTRY DIRECTORY, 1,8OO Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

I AUNDRESS.-By n strong woman, not
afraid OF work CITY or country Is splendid washer
and ironer can give verbal references COZ 6have, be-
tween 35th and 36th-sts.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

| SECOND STORY front alcOve room with
- board for two, S2 West 7ithst Boulevard, EIe
waited Railroad station within five minutes walk for
| touars apply at No 254 West 24thst
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12

A II ORANGE CO.-Seven or eight persons
~ have rstclass board Tor the Summer months at
pleasant farm house splendid rooms Egod ane
&c, address Il. A. WILLERSDORFF, Beuyae orange
CO. N Y.
New-York tribune., 1879-06-12
Doar0 an6 Rooms.

FURNISHED ROOMS for gentlemen In small
n private family Call 327 West 24th.st
NEWLY and elegantly fitted up rooms TO let
~ with without board at Summer prices Mrs. HILL
SO West 55thst
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20
Why lie Joined the Cupuchins.

II Capuchin monk, as n sees him
walking about Rome, is an interesting
and picturesque object. Few human
scenes are likely to impress a stranger
more deeply, especially if the monk be
met in the famous cemetery of that or
der. Some-of these men have a history
which strangers wot not Of. Father
Pavesi, provincial of the Capuchins in
Rome, who was lately robbed Of. a large
sum Of monev, has a story which is ex-
tremely pathetic. As told in the Globe
Of London, it is that he was an accom-
plished and handsome officer in the
Papal army under Gregory XVI, and
o the affections of a young Roman
beauty of good family and considerable
wealth. The young girls parents per-
mitted the intimacy to ripen into a
passionate attachment, but at last
formed other plans for their daughter,
and directed her to break with her val
liant lover, and at the same time told
him they intended her for a more dis
tinguished alliance. The lovers were
astonished, and pleaded in vain.
Friends ~interceded, but the parents
would not relent. A total separation
took place, and for several months they
knew nothing of each other. One day
Pavesi was sent for by the girls parents
lie went to their house and was shown
into a darkened chamber, where on a
couch lay the young girl in the last
stage of a fatal illness. The lovers took
a last farewell, and on the following
day the invalid passed away to her last
sleep. Her funeral was observed with
great magniicence, the wealth and
fashion Of Rome being present. A few
weeks later Pavesi entered the Capu-
chin convent, forsaking the army
where a brilliant career was before
him. T
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20

Yesterday we looked upon a picture
IA scene from the hand of one of the
Oldest and most accomplished of 'Hthe
old masters Like the works of RAJ
phacl and Angelo, his works all have Il
point of resemblance, or "mannerism,''
i'll technical language. They are figure
pieces-kings, philosophers, poets, peas
ants, pa~upers-every phase of human
life has occupied the genius of his PEN
Gil. Palaces and novels alike have
formed the background for his wonder
full portrayals. 1.-THE dying mother,''
leaving as q legacy to her loved ones
her new born babe, is one of the most
pathetic 'pieces." The name of this
artist is Disease. Scarcely a home in
all this land that has not one of his pic
lures hanging in some of its rooms, in
visible to the stranger, perhaps, but to
its inmates as distinct as if painted but
yesterday. He has a dreaded assistant
to whom he often conlldes the 'slnish-
ing' of his picture-Death. If you
would prevent Disease from placing one
of his fatal sshadow p~ictures'' in your
home, you must take the requisite pre-
cautions to prevent his entrance. At
the first signs of his approach,-general
debility, sleeplessness or habitual drow-
%siness, loss of appetite, impaired appe-
tite, constipation, unusual pallor,
coughs, night sweats, headache, or nau-
se3,-measures for relief should be
promptly taken. The system should be
cleansed and strengthened by DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Purgative Pellets, which are
acknowledged to be the best Alternative,
or bfood-cleansing, and cathartic m
dies eve before the public. Besides,
they regulate the Whole system and i'm
part to it q healthful vigorous tone.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20
THE METRIC

From n statistical table recently con-
structed by NJ. d. Malarce, and publish
ed in 'eComptes Rendus," it appears ~
that the decimal metric system of
weights and measures is now establish
ed legally and obligatory in eighteen
states, comprising a population of 1906
millions Of inhabitants these states
are France and colonies, Belgium, Hol-
land and colonies, Germany Sweden.
Norway, Austria-H Hungry, Italy, Spain,
Portugal, Roumania, Greece, Brazil,
Columbia, Ecuador, Peru, Chill, and
the Argentine Republic); ~ that it is
made legally optional in three states,
having a population of 75.6 millions,
viz: England, Canada, and the United
States; l3) that it is admitted in prin-
ciple, or partially for customs, III five
states, with 1886 million inhabitants
(viz., British India, Russia, Turkey,
Venezuela, and Hungary; (4) and that,
altogether, the system is established
obligatorily, or optionally, or in prin-
ciple, in twepty-six states, comprising
600 million inhabitants. Four states
have different systems, decimal as to
multiples and divisions, but based ON
another unit than the metre. They
comprise All million inhabitants, and
are Switzerland, Mexico, Japan, and
China. To these may be added some
mediocre states, with various systems,
non-decimal and non-metric. 1t APP
pears, then, that in 1879 more than half
thepopulation of civilized states compris-
ing 1,1s0 million inhabitants. legallYre-
cognize the decimal metre system of
weight and measures. A large part of
his progress is in these recent years.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20
SHERIFFS SALE.
Charles Hecht VS.. Smith Bros.

Charles Hecht VS.. Smith Bros.
Notice is hereby given that by virtue
and authority of a writ of execution
issued out of the district court of tile
first judicial district, within and for
Laramie county, Wyoming territory, in
favor of Charles IIecht and against the
property of Smith Bros, for the sum of
five hundred and ten dollars and eighty
six cents (S5l0.S6), interest and costs
additional, dated March 18th, 1879,
and to me directed, and having failed
to find any goods and chattels, l have
levied upon the following described
lands and tenements of Smith Bros,
to-wit: All the right, title and inter
ests of Smith Bros. in and to the
fractional part of the north me-
third "a of lots 8 and a., in block
354, to-wit: Commencing at the north
west corner of lot 4. thence south
along Eddy street "A feet, thence east
90 feet, thence north A feet to 18th
street, thence west on 18th street
80 feet to place of commencement;
in the city of Cheyenne, together with
the improvements on said parts of lots,
which property 1 will offer for sale at
public auction and sell to the highest
bidder for cash, on Tuesday the 10Th
day of April, 1879, at 2 O'Clock p. m.
of said day, in front of the Court house
door of said county Of Laramie.
m16-30d GEO. A. DRAPER,
Sheriff of Laramie County.
Cheyenne, Wyo., March 16, 1879.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20
PROPOSALS FOR STOCK CATTLE
United States Indian Service.
SnosHoNE AND HAMMOCK
AGENCY, WYOMING 7.

February 20, 1873.
Sealed proposals in duplicate, with
lawful guarantee that bonds will be
given on award of contract, will be re-
ceived at the Shoshone and Bannock
agency, Wyoming territory, until
twelve O'Clock, noon, Thursday, March
~, 1879, for the delivery to the United
States Indian agents at said agency, on
or before the 31st day of July next,
1879, of from four hundred to seven
hundred head of stock COWS and bulls.
Said stock to be received must be
young, vigorous, without blemish, of
full size, best American Stockton
breeding purposes sfGfL
Cows, to be not less than t,co, nor
more than three years old.
Bulls must not be less nor more than
tto0 years old. :
Bids for mixed and inferior breeds
will not be considered.
The exact number of head each of
COWS and bulls required will be named
Oh award of contract.
The undersigned reserves the right
to reject any and all bids.
Contract must be approved by tile
honorable secretary of the interior.
Stock cattle to be subject. to rigid
inspection before being received, by
inspectors appointed for the purpose.
Indorse on all bids: proposals for
stock CATTLE, Nff
JAMES I. PATTEN,
mh4-21t U. S. Indian Agent.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20

slowly and carefully until he came to
the item in question, when he turned
to the druggist and said: Mr.. B.,
what is this Spts. Yini Ganici9n s'That.
general, is brandy.n "Ah, yes, and
do you know that 1 have given positive
orders that no liquor should be furnish
ed for this expedition2n "No, general,
1 was not aware of it." The general
rang his bell. s'Call DR.. T" The
doctor was summoned. "Dr. T,
what is this Spts. Vini Galliciforp"
'That, governor, is for snake-bites. y
Appealing to the druggist, the gov
ernor continued, "Mr. B, is Spts.
Vini Gallici good for snake-bitesp''
Eyes, sir, it is SO considered, !, yes"
replied General Houston, in slow aud
measured tones, .and there is DR.. t.,
who would cheerfully consent to be bit
ten by a rattie-snake every morning be-
fore breakfast, inorder to obtain a drink
ofthis Spts. VIM Gallici." Having thus
delivered himself he approved the ac-
count.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-20
PHUN, PHACT, AND PnANCY.

"Would you strike a poor woman?''
Jeff Davis to Zach Chandler.
Arnaud, the private secretary of
Gambetta, is six feet three inches in
height.
Ex-Congressman Artemus Hale, of
Massachusetts, is SO years old, and Wig
orous.
An American named Livingstone
drived a fourteen horse team in Flor
ence, Italy.
Harvard admits lady students. But
how can they be expected to make good
crew-sirs?
Paul Boyton has become as big "a
nuisance as the female pedestrians.
Maurice Grau is managing an opera
house in Paris, with Capoul as the at
traction. .NN
The Dnke of Connaught is the favor
lite member of the English family with
Kaiser William.
Mary Clemmer does not like the way
that Senator Conkling and Kate Chase
Sprague like each other.
Rev. Dewitt Talmage must be tried
as by fire, the object being to fire him
out of the Brooklyn tabernacle.
Mrs. NJ. g. Whliams has succeeded
her late husband as president Of the
State national bank of Raleigh, North
"The next great international ex-
position I'M here" are the words
which New York keeps coming to her
self.
For arresting Fender, the diamond
ear ring snatcher of Fifth avenue, the
New York police captain has received
Il gold medal.
Next All FOOLS day will be Bis
marck's birthday, at that time a colos-
sal statue of the great German will be
unveiled at Cologne.
Father Martin, who aided in est alb
fishing the first Sunday school in Phil
adelphia. the 14th of September, 1915,
is still engaged in the good work.
The Danbury Neacs man has written
six books and thousands of his readers
are dead, but lie is alive.
When a mans head is turned, of
course. it must be a block-head.
The fellow who wrote, "oh, ask me
not again." must have been full.
A soft answer turneth away wrath,
but it is not worth a cent to ward off a
broom stick.
Umatilla Indian. Certainly you may
till an Indian, but you can cult
vate him.
An admirer of Ben Butler says, as a
leader, he is n of n hundred. Ber-
muda hundredY
Forty-four days from now that GU
cumber joke will be started on its fare
we'll tour of the world.
The happiest moment of a barber's
life is when he is boring out your eye
with his fore1nger fortified behind q
wet towel.