The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1879-04-03

ing pain, was the victim of gallopin
consumption.
Brick Pomeroy is reported to be lyin
sick at La Crosse. So this Brick, so loni
red-hot, is at last laid aside to cool.
Mr.. Tilden's majority of the popular
vote is still in Washington, looking afte
positions in the United States Senate.
In the good city of Cincinnati, the
music of the revolver, is about to eclipse
the music of the great organ in Music
Hall.
Figuratively speaking the Confeder
ate Brigadiers have captured the Repub
lican ram, but the beast won't stop kick
ing.
Judge Hoadly's eminent services te
the Democratic party have been rewarded
He has been nominated for the Cincin
natl School Board.
The quails have disappeared from the
North, and the colored men are leaving
the South There will soon be no good
shooting anywhere.
We respectfully call the attention OF
our Democratic Legislature to the impor-
tance of attaching the Morgan Raid
Claims to the Appropriation Bill.
As long as there is blue coat in the
country there will be Democrat to
nouar bafora ~ The ory,ov obor1d he
clad in suit of gray.
The next great trial of endurance
should be card-writing match between
Dalzell and Grosvenor-the public to
furnish the endurance.
Warm weather comes on apace, and
the man who contemplates raising gar
den cleans out his gun, and declares war
on his neighbor's chickens.
With the colored man leaving the
South, in droves, it begins to look as
though the time may come when the
bull-dozer will have to trade his shot gun
for bushel of meal.
A Democrat in search of fraud gener-
ally has about the same success as the
man who inadvertently steps upon hoe,
and has the handle fly upward and
whack him upon the head.
We were afraid the "oldest person"
would not be around this Spring, but
she's on hand She lives over in Indiana
is LOG, very active does all the family
darning, and has smoked black pipe
for nearly eighty years.
The gunlock fool has had good time
of it in the last two weeks. He killed
himself in several instances, in the good
old way of placing his foot upon the
lock of the gun, and blowing in the muz-
zle.
An Illinois man tied Grape upon his
door-knob, on hearing that there was q
book agent around. The next time he
went out the front way he found, pinned
to the Grape, glaring advertisement of
DR.. Sni1es' Bleeding Heart, or Consola-
ton for the Afflicted"
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our best young men have retired from
the public gaze, and made recluses of
themselves-behind their shirt collars
The Cincinnati Gazette cries out to
know "who wrote the Butterworth
Fraud Memorial ?" Well tell you, Mr..
Gazette. but mind you, this is confden-
&;.1 II uoo Mopfo, Mo,b1o
Next July is the time set for the end
ing of the World. If so, the notes of
Gabriels trumpet will tingle the ears of
a large number of Democratic office.
seekers in the Capitol, at Washington
Congressman Hewitt is said to be actu-
ally dying for want of sleep. While the
friends are suggesting remedies, we re-
spectfully suggest change of politics,
and the employment of consequent peace
of mind
The season will soon be here when the
weakly, delicate man will pick up forty
pound boy, hold him for half an
hour at the entrance of the circus, and
then try to pass him in free as the "baby."
When a Democratic Congressman gets
cornered in debate, he-why-that is
he just recites the history of the Elec-
toral Commission. They all remem ber
it. Somehow, they can't forget it.
A member of the German Reichstae
mentioned possible German Republic
the other day, and was hooted down
The members had, perhaps, been reading
of the late proceedings of the American
Congress.
The man who refuses to do little
chore about the house, because cit is 8
woman's work" entertains the same
feeling precisely, with regard to man.
work. You may depend upon it.
Major Buford, after killing judge
Elliott, fondly kissed his gun. If tn,
chivalrous Major had kissed in the muz
zle, and in so doing had accidentally dis
charged it, his neighbors would doubtless
have shed tears-of Joy.
Inasmuch as we have solid South
why can we not have solid Congress
Let all of the Republican members b.
expelled at once. The solid South coult
then tack itself on to the Appropriation
Bills, and sail into the Treasury withou
hindrance.