The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-01-09
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

AhlSut sue up now.
Here's luck to you.
Good hog killing time.
Hab you got a code in your cad?
Thermometers are low now. GET
one.
Look out for fires. Watch your
fues.
These are good mornings for blush.
ing noses.
Horse flesh suffered on New Years
day.
Time is not money any more-iss
too hard.
Sabbath schools will be a little slim
now.
New Years was a lively day in
Eaton.
How many New Year pledges have
already been broken?
Not SO many weddings now, but
more births. "Sich is life"
Thermometers and whisky both go
down in cold weather.
Will some carpenter take charge of
q Town Clock?
A great many quail have persisted
during the severe weather.
Tax-paying time is over, the hap
piest season of the year.
The new term of the Eaton Schools
open with a large attendance.
The stable keepers are in their glory.
Live and let livery is their motto. .
Lieut.. @. P. Reese, of the U. S.
Navy, is at home on a short permit.
A liberal exercise of charity would
rob the world of most fits sorrows.
The man who predicted a mild
winter hasn't been seen lately. Guess
he's laid up.
Try it, for it never disappoints. DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup. Per bottle, Is
cents.
There is one thing certain, the peo-
pie of Eaton will not suffer for ice
next summer.
The holiday vacation il over and
now get ready for the 22d of Fcbru-
ary.
Miss Ruth Van Ausfal gave her
young friends an entertainment be-
fore returning to Glendale.
All the boys home for holiday va
cation, have skedaddled back to their
studies-and girls too.
Those interested in the Teachers
Association, do not forget that the
next session will be held Jan. 18th.
The right kind of a mau will al
ways have his life insured. 1t gives
his wife's second husband a start.
The world owes no man a living,
though there is a living i'll the world
for all that work for il.
Loots johnson and Philip Miller
have opened a livery stable at the old
Neal stand on South Cherry street.
The cold weather last week froze
all the bark off of the dogs around
here. Cat gut never loses its music.
1t costs money, young man, but ten
to one if you don't take her out sleigh
riding she'll go with some other chap.
After you drive your horse until he
is wet with sweat, don't let him stand
without a blanket. 1t is cruelty 10
dunno animals.
When a man is too lazy to work he
sits in a store and talks politics, and
makes half his companions as lazy as
himself.
The small boys who have been so
good as to attend three or four Sun
day schools for the past two months,
will now take a rest.
The delinquent tax list is out i'll the
REGISTER. 1t is large-too large for
Republican good times and resump-
ton.
Live merchants don't quit advertis-
ing as soon as the holiday seaso is
over. People want to buy goods
every day in the year.
Last Friday morning vas the cold
est weather eve experienced here,
the mercury getting down as Iowa
26 degrees below zero.
Whatever else may be said against
the P. M. of Eaton and his new De-
putty, no one a justly charge them
with not being accommodating.
DR.. Stephens entertained his friends
on New Years day with a regular
Murph egg-nogg. Mrs. Ann S.
knows exactly how to make 'em.
L. D. Brown and j. B. Munger are
delegates from Preble county to the
State Educational Convention, to be
held in Columbus, Jan. 10th and 18th,
The average "hoodlum" will con.
tinue to hitch his sled behind sleighs
and wagons upon the street, until
some one of them are seriously hurt
We wish all of our delinquent sub
scribers would turn over a new leaf
pay their old subscriptions and de-
termine to settle for their paper eacl
year.
A western paper remarks that aany
citizen who is too poor or mean tt
take his home paper, can now get his
yearly reading at any of the drug
stores. in any LANGUAGE.