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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07
Local Notices.
Consumption Cured.

ln.old physician, retired frem practice hav-
had Flaesd n his hands by an Fact India
MISSIONARY tho formula OF simple vegetable
fsmsdy for the speedy aud permanent cure for
ConsBmption, Bronchitis, Cetsrrh. Asthma. and
all Throat and Lang Affections, also positive
and gadcal care for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers in thousands of
cases, has felt it his dptv to make it known to
his suffering follows. Actuatod by this motive
and desire to relieve human suffering, 1 will
send free OF charge 10 all who desire il, this
recipe, with full directions for preparing aud
using, in German, French, or English. Sent
by mailty addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, ". w. SHaaAR, 149 Powers Block,
Rochester, n. Y. COW. 1246t13
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Married-on Wednesday evening, Oct. Goth
at the residence OF the brides father. Mr.. AL
bert Smith, near Prospect Lake, Rev. V. G.
Boynton officiating, Miss Lilly A. Smith and
Mr.. Andrew Toby, Of Free Soil, Mason county
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AnOIlaer Hoard From.

OwEGo, n. Y, July q, 1878.
Messrs. Ely Observation-Disclosures have
used with, entire satisfaction, and with extra
ordinary beneficial results, your Cream Balm
for Catarrh and believe it the best preparation
offered to the public. Mine was one OF the
most severe cases. | have suffered from 1t
very much. having severe pains IN the head,
continual dropoings in the throat, and, in the
morning, sickness OF the stomach. Yours
thankfully, GEORGE LAIaHART.
80 cents per bottle, sample 10 cents.
For sale by Duncombe, Stearns d Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

However much the doctors may decry pro-
prietary medicines, we know that very many Of
them are really valuable acquisitions to m edi-
cal science and have secured by merit alone q
hieh place in the estimation Of the public. To
DR. Lawson belongs the credit Of the greatest
discoyery for the radical cure OF Rheumatic
diseasc.. including Neuralgia and nerve DIS
eases generally, and the medical profession
have vet to find combination OF medicines
and chemicals which will so surely cure as
:. awson's Curative" 1t will eradicate Rheu-
matism, Neuralgia, Sciatics, and cure Diph-
liberia. Sore THROAT, and infammations and
swellngs. when other remedies have complete
" failed. The druggists keep it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

The skelston Of man from the hips to tho
'kn eos, with portion of the backbone attached,
was found on the beach at South Haven, last
Sunday, and buried without an inquest Tho
flesh had al worn of.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Nj. Quad Of the Detroit Free Press, is re-
sponsible for this Many ladies lock we'll with
mans hat on. Many ladies would also look
well IN mems boots, and their feet would feel
far more comfortable.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Hills Only and Original New York Theatre
pay this place farewell visit on Friday and
Saturday evenings, Nov. 7th and 9Th, opening
in the beautiful FIVE act drama OF "Banca, or
The Italian Wife" Everyone should see this
new piece.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Miss Winona Bradfeld, the girl temperance
orator, delivered an interesting lecture at the
Opera House last Tuesday evening. She is q
good speaker, with an unassuming manner,
and the audience seemed favorsbly impressed
with her discourse.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

A barber Of Hartford, named Price, was taken
into custody by II. W. McCabs, after quite "a
sxhilerating chase through the swamp south
west Of this village, and is now resting in the
public jail He is charged with IN attempt to
commit rape upon young girl about seven
years Of age.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Judge Mills has the following appointments
for the transaction OF probate business: South
Haven Nov. 18th, at the Office OF Calvin
Fletcher; Bangor, Nov. Goth, at the office OF
Cross and Whitney.
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A CARD.

To ell who are suffering from the errors and
indiscretions OF youth, nervous weakness, early
decay, loss Of manhood, &C., / will send a re-
cipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHLaoE This
great remedy wss discovered by q missionary
in South America. Send self addressed en-
velope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station
d. New York City
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Mr.. n. WEIGH has just returned from the
East, and announces that he will soon open
dancing school at ths Opera House in this VII
lage. Parties intending to join the class should
consult with him as early 40 possible.
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Business Notices.
GRANTS RECEPTION!

A Grand Excursion to Chicago via Michigan
Central Rail Road,
TUESDAY, NOV. 11rH,
Under the auspices OF the Knights Of PythiAs
and Ladies' Library Association OF Kalamazoo
Fare for the round trip, only $500. Tickets
good TO return on oil regular trains, up to
Saturday evening, Nov. 18th. Tickets for sale
at the usual places and Of the committee.
Leaves Lawton at IL 40 .. m, arrive at
Chicago at 3 80 p. n.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

The second annual convention Of the Wo-
macs Christian Temperance Union OF this
Congressional district closed three days ses
sion in Decatur yesterday.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

For ALECHEAP-A first class No. o Wilson
Sewing Machine, just out OF the shop. and is
unlocked. This is q good bargain TO any person
who wants First Glass Machine OF great durA-
bility. Forfurther particulars call this office.
We will also sell q frst class Victor, or New
American Machine atbottom figures
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

TO THE FARMERS OF VAN BUREN,
COUNTY
GENTLEMEN-I take pleasure in bearing
testimony to the courteous treatment and
honorable and fair dealing which | have ex-
perenced ct the hands OF r. o. Beebe. Agent
at Paw Paw, Mich, for the Agricultural Incur
ance Co.. Of Watertown, n. Y. My loss which
occurred Sept. 9th, was settled and paid to
my entire satisfaction on the Sd day of October,
with no expense and NO Law SUIT.
Porter, October Sd, 1879.
l2S1t4* L. j. MOON.
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The Blue Ribbon Club will hold museum
social at Town Hail. on Friday evening OF
next week. Everybody is cordially invited to
attend and enjoy an evening of amusement.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

"Oh those living IN the village have done
scarcely anything deny 1t IN toto. AS lie
not true, could not have said it, inasr .och Is
CONSIDER myself incapable OF tel .Ipg = de-
lberate falsehood'
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Tic Kalamazoo Telegraph warns people to
beware OF woman who goes about soliciting
$40 to help sick Decatur woman mako trip
to California. she is denounced as an impostor.
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MUSIC

All persons OF this village DESTROYS OF learn
ing the art Of vocal will nave an opportunity
as shall commence class on Friday evening
Nov. 14th. My terms are one dollar per schol-
ar, for twenty lessons. All scholars who at
tended my class here last spring will be charged
only rs cents per term All scholars to pay
their money to treasurer whom they may
choose who will Issue TO them tickets, said
treasurer to pay me quarterly in advance. Par
ties in tho country deslrous OF my services al
singing teacher can secure them by complying
with above terms.
JOHN ABRAMS, Jr.. Box las.
PAW PAW Nov 9th. 1879. 1284t2*
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Died, at Lawrence, Nov. 9Th, OF diptheria,
Mildred f., daughter OF julius II. and Mary f.
Kelly. The deceased was niece of o. w.
Rowland
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Married-By Rev. Isaac Moss, Mr.. Greer
Allen, OF Calvin, Cass county, to Miss Mary <
Foster. OF Decatur.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Pain in the side, back and IONS, high colored
urine, with debility and general emaciaton arc
symptoms of Kidney complaint. Now 10 the
time TO prevent suffering, and save money, by
applying DAYS KIDNEY PAD. For sale by g.
w. Tyler Il Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Mr.. F. E. Bassett has opened jewelry store
IN the Lyle block, with fine stock OF new
goods and invites the public to give him call.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

Married--In Lawton, the oath inst, by Rev
H. West, Mr.. Levi Markle of Lawton, to Miss
Clara +. Cook Of Porter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

The Skies schoolhouse, in Keller. was de.
stroyed by fire last Friday night. 1t was thu
work OF an incendiary.
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CATARRHH .

inst remember that everybody suffering from
catarrh has q relief and cure at band in Ely q
cream Balm. Buy it. Try ii. Recommend 1t.
Medicine made made agreeable as well as beng
afssctive The most annoying and disagreeable
disease. catarrh, cured by the application OF a
verv agreeable remedy-Cream Balm. Price
so cents. sample bottle 10 cents. For sale by
Duncombe, Stearns d Co.
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81 Erne Statement.
MEssRs. ELY BROS, Owego, N. Y.
Gentlemen-I cheerfully add my testimony
TO the value OF your Cream Balm "a specific.
IN the case OF my sister, who has been seriously
debilitated with Catarrh for eight years, having
tried Intellectually Sanford's remedy and several
specially doctors in Boston. She improved in
health at once under the use OF your discovery,
and has regaIned o health and hearing which
had been considered irremsdiable.
ROBT. w. MERRILL,
Grand Rapids, Mich, Dec. ~, 1878.
For sale by Duncombe. Stearns & Co.
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l would hereby notify the people Of this
vicinity that / have some very superior medi-
cines for sale, of which am the sole proprietor,
and which l warrant TO perform what recon-
mend
have medicines for the Infahatory, Chronic,
Acute, Sciatica. and Nervous Rheumatism, AZ
fscted Spine, Consumption, Liver Complaint
and almost al kinds OF Chronic Diseases. ]
have plasters for the Kidneys, Liver, Lungs
and Affected SPINE.
My residence is one mile west from Nc
Donald Station, township OF Bangor.
ANY one wishing to communicate by mail
will direct to Mcdonald =. o., Township OF
Bangor, County OF Van 3uren, State OF Michi-
gan. 1270tl3*
JOHN ROBINSON, Proprietor
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DR.. Helen NJ Bissell, graduate Of the New
York medical college, has been appointed 10
the charge OF the female department in the in
sane asylum at Kalamazoo.
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The following is the standing OF the pupils
Of the Brandywine school, in Almena, for the
term ending Oct. 31st, 1872
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President Hayes has appointed Thursday,
the 9th, as Thanksgiving Day.
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No true Horseman would willingly see the
life of valuable animal imr erilled by Tester
ing cut or sore. Where such exists, whether
upon man or beast, IT is remedable by the APP
ptlcation OF Thomas Electric Oil-the great
external and internal speci6c-further descrlb-
ed in advertisement headed by trademark Of .
hand holding the article in another column.
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a Wonderful Discover,

Don't forget to ask your grocer for the fever
and ague cure, Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic.
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Joys are our wings, sorrows are our spurs
DAYS KIDNEY PAD, is health, medicines are
death. For sale by G. W. Tyler IL Co.
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LOST.-0n the evening Of the 9Th inst, IN
against G. W. Hinckley, calkng for fifty -one
dollars and twenty-five cents, aud dated De-
cember 4th, 1878. The finder will be literally
dealt by on returning the Same to me.
JOHN JARVIS.
Nov. 9Th 1879
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Presbyterian Chureh.-Rev. Theo. d. Msrsh
Pastor. Sabbath Services ut 101S A. Nj. and
z p. NJ. Sunday School at IL NJ, J. W. Rrse
Supt. Young Peoples meeting on Tuesday
evening. General Prayer mestiBg on Thurs
day evening.
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CLEAN YOUR KID GLovEs.-You can make
your Kid Gloves look like new by using the
Harris Kid Glove Cleaner, for sale only by
Mrs. NJ. A. Crane at Variety Store. 123Stf
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F. W. Baptist Church.-Rev. ]. b. Drew
Pastor. Services: Sabbath morning at l0H
Sabbath School at noon, Geo. W. Matthews,
Sup't; evening ssrvics at O'Clock. Weekly
Prayer service, Thursday evening.
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Christian Chureh.-Eld. I. Brooks, Pastor
Sunday Services: 101S A. M. and ~ p. N
Sunday School, IL M. M. Crane, Sup't
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Pc sure and ask your druggist for the great
appetite. reslorcr. reeds Gill Edge Tonic.
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MILLINERY AT HALF PMCE.-Nice trimmed
Hats at 80 cents, worth 800. Nice trimmed
Hats at 100, worth $500; others proportion
stely low to close out, at Variety Store OF Mrs
NJ A. Crane. 1238tf
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MILLIN + r Y
AND
. = e 8 s.M q Z i q g
Miss MAGGIE mcguire,

Miss MAGGIE mcguire,
Having justreeeiveda large assortmentof New
Goods would be pleassato have her frendsca
and examine them. EverythiBgis NEW.
Roomsin ESmith sstore, I'd story. IL
The rapidly increasing popularity Of DAYS
KIDNEY PAD, ia due solely to it's intrin sic merit.
stop That Cough.
II you are suffering with a Cough, Cold
Asthma, Bronchitis, Hay Fever, Consumption
loss OF voice, tickling in the throat, or any
affection Of the Throat or Lungs, use DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption. This
is the great remedy that is causing 30 much
excitement by it's wonderful cures, curing
thousands OF hopeless cases. Over one million
bottles OF DR.. Kings New Discovery have been
used within the last year, and have given per
feet satisfaction In every instance. We can
unhestatiDgly say that this is really the only
sure cure for throat and lung affections, and
can cheeriully recommend it to all. Call and
get a trial bottle for ten cents, or a regular
size for S1.00 For sale by
Duncombe, Stearns & Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

A chemist OF Yale pIonounces Reeds Gilt
Edge Tonic an invgoratipg and healthful
preparation. Buy it.
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BucI<len's Arnica SaIye.
The Best Sxive in thsiworld for Cats. Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rhsum, letter, Chapped
Hs nds, Chilblains, Corns. and all kinds OF Skin
Eruptions. This Salve Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction in every case or money re-
funded. Price rs cents per box.
For sale by G.. w. Lonxweli & Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1879-11-07

The "psnel photograph Is the latest i'm
provement In the Photographic art Call and
SEQ specimens at Prster sArt Gallery ,on Kali
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Catholic Church-St. Mary's Immaculate Con
ception. First Sunday OF every month at Ar
hpgton Mass at 10 O'Clock; Catschism after
mass. Second, fourth and hfth Sundays at
Paw Paw: Mass at 1890; Catechlsm, 2. NJ
Third Sunday at Decatur: Mass at 10 o'clock
Cateehism after mass. During the week, Mass
at o'clock. WRRNExr.
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The Rev. DR.. scbetky's appointments next
week are: Tuesday, Nov. IL. Breedsyille;
Wednesday 10, Bangor; Thursday Is, Hart
ford. Hours of service at each plsce--Hoiy
Communion 31% p. m. Evening service, 2
p. N.
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Ralph j. Doty and Miss Imogene Coon, both
OF Bangor, were married Oct Goth.
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~. ~. BEEBE,,
General Insurance Agent Oficewith h. w,
Noyes, Paw Paw, Michigan. Good companies
1174t2e
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CUE Nortberner.
Jaw Paw, MICHIGAN Nov. 7 1879
gnrai department.

st. Marks Church. g, p. Schetky u
D., Rector.
enthusiastically, 10lS AM, z Z. nj. Sun
day School after morning service except on the
first Sunday in each month, when there is Lit
any and Children's service, p. NJ, Friday, 2
p. NJ, Lecture.
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Commissioners OF Highways OF Paw Paw VS..
Isaac Willard. Error TO Van Buren.-Re =
versed. Chandler Richards, attornsy for
plaintiffs in error; o. w. Rowland. attorney
for defendant in error.
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HARTFORD LOCALS.

MARY A. SWEET, Teacher.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-24

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ss,nsmafss~ IN Rnles, says that ira, rsanmissee
hss rsanriesssi ~ tai, anA har s~ane~a she
rs,-~ns ruies !. slf4s. NnA has mase titsm =,
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The rarrnre ~ ar'ins upon '.c r~ilGcsstan stnl
fnf preparing svisois TO ~ submitted ~ ths
lien., Immediately nToa tie assembling Il
tssugrcss The pr~ses,, sn'cs sr issi in mum
het. and - complicated ami ramhroas shA
ytfy few C.snrrssm.n ever bce.me fAmiliai
With iiirm
The Commissioner II Internal Rove
nup has autographed !" l.eyenme sgeni iIlecspr
IN North cArsslinA. ~ ran.r tile fnlsare nf III
traniulens ti,ssiicrics, and iho arres, AMI vig
efons prosecution of fraudulent di-nlcr- ans
dishonest Officials.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-24

The annual report of the Director q tho
Mint will shew that during the iscal year iuat
anhed there wcrc coined. In gold, Of double
sssles. tss2ti. $40; OF eagles. el.Nii, 40; OF
hAlf.csgles, si,tsa.l:n; OF qnsrter-cAgleA
l,iHi. stu; OF three dollars, si0t. .is.; and Of
dollars, ta.EN. Tho silver coinage shows ths
follow ing rcsnlt. Dollars t.s, ~, ,'Au; half
dollars, SEA: quArter.,iol,Arw, tli.hO diiace,
a.. Prior 10 tho beginning of tho Last tlscal yeok
thsrs hAd beon total coinage uf silver dollars
Of Only eld.Hln.3A During III. last iiscal rear
alone, therefore. there weic coincd oe silver
dollars somo lO.OuOuuu more than had b0cn
coined Ia tho entire history ~ the Government
70 that time, Tho total number Of silver dol
lArs coned and In circulation July last waa
saS.Sa6.N M. II win Le scon that almcst tho
ensirc time of tho mint wAa devoted 10 tho coin
sEc " tho standard silver dollars, and of dimes
thers were coined but NJ during the year. and
Of aasrter- dollar pi.ess hut siiaM Tho total
rssnlt OF the operations uf tho mint for tlc last
hscal year wAn A. foslawn aold, sln sssi, ,pi.;
e.lvcr. ess..s, -. 40; minor. sa,s!s Total
~. .0l2,hlts "a
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1879-10-24

Here Ii story constructed on the
snmc principle a. the one tint told of
how man pot the three youngest
turkeys in a group oi ak hy telling the
market man le WAS b.h.boarling-
house k-kecpcr. aud wanted three u his
tttonsllcst turkeys, aud when they
were selected the sufferer walked of
with the ether three. The following
yarn il from French piper:
M. a.. having broken Nh indiapcnsn-
lie article u porcelain, goes u the
dealer from whom he had purchased
the set to .ndcavor to replace IL,
Have yon amy objection 10 breaking
np Il s.tys hc snys. ~ lonHht une
from yon last week. and one piece IN
smashed. II was like this. How
muuhll you take for that sugar bowl
there without the caverg"
"Wcll. the price IL III frames with the
cover, bnt Til let you have the bowl by
itself for Il. You see. the cover doesn't
amount 10 much in point of fact may
say il IL worthless but IL would look
absurd not to make some deduction, NO
Ill knock of | frame for the cover"
.Whut | frame onlyg Surely the
cover must bc worth more than |
franc"
No, sir: in rea ity II isn't worth
moro than half franc, hut seeing its
YOU I'll emil 1t franc and lot yon have
tho bowl for the fourteen
"Why, BY Jovc, what m ass Two hccn
Ii wasn't tho bowl TINT my wife told me
wns brokcn--it was the cover. How
funny oi me- how stupid! II isn't the
howl I want it's tho cover. Here il
your frame don't mind wrapping Il
np."
(vanishes in the infinite azure Of the
street..