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From all parts of the country reports come
Of the immense sales and increasing demand
for that deservedly popular Sewing Machine,
of which the proprietors wisely reduced to
once secured for them popularity among
the people, far beyond that attained by any
other machine at any price, the consequence
of which is, agents are leaving the old high
priced machines, and seeking territory for
the STANDARD" Knowing from exper-
ience that with the best goods at the lowest
price they can outsell all other machines,
where the superior quality and low price ia
made known. This splendid machine COM
bines all the Improvements. Is far ahead of
all others in beauty and durability of its
work, case of management, light running
and certainty of operation, Is sensibly made
upon sound principles, with positive work
ing parts all steel, and can be safely put
down as the very perfection OF serviceable
sewing machine, in every particular, that
will outlast any machine, and at price far
down below any other. 1t is thoroughly
warranted for five years. Kept in order free
Of charge. And sent to any part of the
country for examination by the customer
before payment of the bill. We can predict
equally as large demand for them in this
section as in others. Families wishing the
best machine manufactured should write di-
rect to the Factory, and enterprising persons
wishing to seize the chance should apply for
SO desirable an agency. See advertisement
in another part of this paper. Address Stand
ard Machine Co. g., Cor. Broadway and Clin-
ton Place, New York.
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Cook Books.
Bx MRS. HENRY WARD BEEcHER.

Among the many requests for advice
or suggestions which are received from
young housekeepers, and are answered
as fast as practicable, is one desiring
advice as to the best cook book that one
just beginning housekeeping can select.
A few years ago this would have been
a difficult question to answer, because
we have already felt greatly dissatisfied
with most books of that kind, and OBJ
ject to each one for different reasons.
The greatest difficulty with our ear
lier cook books was, that they present.
ed a style of cookery SO unlike that
which could be of service in common
every day life, that only here and there
one could select recipe that was satis-
factory. Nearly all were too rich or
too far above the comprehension of a
young and inexperienced housekeeper.
In the Home Cook Book we find
good, sensible suggestions and advice,
and most excellent and reliable recipes,
contributed by some of the best house.
keepers our country supplies.
The directions are simple, consise,
and easily understood, not above the
most inexperienced nor beneath the
notice OF those who are experts in the
art Of cooking.
The Home Cook Book offers a great
variety Of dishes, the simplest, as we'll
as those dishes which are sure to find
favor in the most elegant entertain
ments. Yet all are easily understood,
and especially reliable, coming as they
do, endorsed by name, by many of the
most experienced housekeepers.
A cook with any degree of skill, or
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Personal.

Dell Stroup is at home for a few
days rest and visit. Will return next
week.
MIR. G. W. Runvan, of the New
London Record, paid us brief visit
last Thursday.
MIR. j. Wells, of New London, was
the guest Of his brother, E. Wells, of
this place, last Sunday.
u. H. Persons and G. w. Boyden,
employed in the L. S. & NJ. S. r. r. Of
flee, Cleveland, spent last Sabbath in
town with their friend H. G. Starr.
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N. L. Teachers Union.

The following is the programme of
the N. L. Teachers Union, to be held
at Rochester Depot, Feb. 18th:
A. N. $50 to 9:40, Opening Exercises.
$40 to 10, Primary Grammar, +. b. Ward.
20 minutes discussion.
1920 to 10:40, Penmanship, o. A. johnson.
% minutes discussion.
20 minutes recess.
11:20 to IL 40, Punishment in School, Miss
E. Ward.
Discussion.
P. NJ. LIS to 1.35, Interest, G. Whitney.
% minutes discussion.
1:55 TO 2:15, Incentives to study, ]. Young.
% minutes disc ussion.
Is minutes recess.
ESQ to 3:10. Is knowledge or discipline
the end of our teaching, W. g. Scroggie.
% minutes discussion.
Question box and miscellaneous business.
All Interested are invited to attend.
E. N. MCCONNELL, Sec'y.
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When your horse is lame and you
have tried every remedy without sue
cess, and you despair of curing him.and
begin to think Of trading him off-be-
fore doing so, obtain bottle of Giles
Liniment Iodide of Ammonia, and see
its effects in twenty-four haurs. Those
are the kind of cases DIR. Giles likes ;
where all other remedies fail, his is the
one that never disappoints. The doctor
will willingly prove and demonstrate
what he says, on application to him at
his office, 451, 9Th Avenue, N. Y.
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Caution Against Swindlers.

Certain persons, wish intent to defraud
and deceive the public, are offering for
sale common wick with imita tion OF our
trade mark, to counterfeit the genuine
Perpetual Wick We shall hold all such
persons responsible, both civily and crim-
inally. All genuine wicks are stamped
"Patented Sept. Path, 1875" and bear our
trade mark, recorded Dec. 18th, 1873.
Agents Wanted.
PERPETUAL WICK CO.,
96 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ill.
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Resolutions of Respect.

At meeting of Lorain Lodge No.
PSI, 1. o. o. F. the following resolu-
tions were passed and ordered printed
in the Wellington Enterprise;
Resolred. That we deeply sympathize
with our affli cted Brother Henry Wood
In his sudden bereavement by the death
OF his only son. As Brothers we mourn
with him, and would, as becometh US
help him bear his burden OF grief,
trusting in God who doeth all things
well to re-unite the broken links of
Friendship, Love and. Truth in fairer
lands.
c. n. CHRISTIE, Committee
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Farm For Sale.

A farm of 12O acres, ITO of it i'm
proved, good house, well, granary, ma
pie grove and some fruit, in Iowa, Elk
miles from town and station. Will sell
or trade for small farm or village
property in Lorain Co. Apply to
T. SHORT.
Huntir gton, o., 19w2*
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A New Literary Magazine.

The Dollar Magazine of current for
eign literature is announced by the
"American Book Exchange" So, Beck
man street, N. Y, the first number to
appear January Is. 1t will be similar
In character to the well-known 'Lit-
tell's Living Age" and the Eclectic
Magazine" containing, in a years vol
umes, about one-third as much matter
as the former, and four-fifths as much
as the latter. Monthly, 12s pages, 81 90
year. Specimen numbers sent for six
cents postage.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-02-06

The well-known sportsman, Harry
Hamilton, of 1872, West 31st St., N. Y.
did not believe that a ringbone could
be cured until he used Giles Liniment
Iodide Ammonia, and now cures Spav-
ins, Splints and Thoroughpins by its
use. Sold by all druggists. Trial size
25 cents. Send for pamphlet to DR..
Giles, 120, West Broadway, NY
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Iwish Everybody to Know.

Rev. George H. Thayer, an old citizen Of
this vicinity, known to everyone as a mos,
influential citizen and christian minister of
the NJ. E. Church, just at this moment
stopped in our store to say, 81 wish every
body to know that consider that both my
self and wife owe our lives to ShiIoh's Con-
sumption Cure" 1t is having tremendous
sale over our counters and is giving perfect
satisfaction in all cases of Lung Diseases,
such as nothing else has done.
DRs. MATCHETT & FRANCE.
Bourbon, Ind, Nav 18th, 1878.
Sold by Everett l. Starr, Wellington, Ohio.
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No DeceptiOn Used.

1t is strange SO many people will contin ne
to snff.r day after day with Dyspepsia, Liv-
er Complaint, Constipation. Sour Stomach.
General Debility, when they can procure at
our store, SHILOH'S VITALIZER, free oi
cost if it does not cure or relieve them.
Price 7o cents. Sold by Everett & Starr,
Wellington, Ohio.
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NEW
LIVERY STABLE.

Having purchased the large
Wareroom formerly owned by
T. Doland. and fitted it up for
a Livery Stable and furnished
it with tirst-class rigs, all new,
1 am prepared to meet every
want of the public in my line.
Good teams furnished at all
hours and at reasonable rates.
P. G. THOMAS.
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Huntir gton, O.,
Complexion Cleared of Moth.

Complexion Cleared of Moth.
Mrs. E. NJ. Fullington, of Waterville,
VT, writes that in addition to being
cured of Catarrh of % years. standing,
by the use of constitutional Catarrh
Remedy" her complexion was entirely
cleared of moth caused by inactivity OF
the liver.
For sale by Everett & Starr, Yelling
ton, O., and Strong, Cobb & Co., Cleve-
land, Ohio.
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Grain, Flour and Feed.
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Robinson is selling self-raising
buckwheat flour, the best and easiest to
prepare ever offered in this market.
He also has white wheat flour prepared
in the same way, and for many uses it
is superior to any other. Try it and
you will always keep it on hand.
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A Card,

I desire to return my grateful thanks
to the many friends who, during the
sickness and at the funeral of my late
husband rendered kindly assistance and
sympathy. MRS. U. SHELDON.
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Administrator's A Sale.

I will offer at public sale a House and Lot in the
village of Wellington. Barker Street. known as
the Eliza NJ Hamilton place. said sale to take place
Saturday. March I5th 1879, commencing at 10
o'clock, A. NJ, on the place.
LOOMS WILTON,
Feb 4th Is7e-2Ow5 Administrator.
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with good common sense, may be safe
ly trusted to cater for a family, in the
absence of the mistress, il guided by
the counsels of the Home Cook Book.
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Estate Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned has
been duly appointed and qualified as Administratrx
of the estate of John Curling deceased late Of Wei
lfngton, Ohio. MARIA CURLING.
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UNCLE RoBINSoN'S
OYSTER DEPOT


1 am now in daily receipt of
fresh Oysters from Baltimore,
and will sell bulk and can oys-
ters cheaper than ever, by the
dish, served up in every style.
For church and benevolent
objects I will make reasonable
deductions, also to merchants.
Please do not forget that keep full snp-
ply of Groceries and Provisions, together
with Fruits and Confectionery, Tobacco and
Cigars, Lunch and Hot Tea and Coffee at all
hours, and no pains spared to accommodate
all who call.
Thankful for past favors remain your
humble servant,
RI. ROBINSON.
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Estate Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned have
been duly appointed and qualified as Administrators
Of the estate of Uriel Sheldon, deceased, late OF
Wellington, Lorain County Ohio.
SALENA SHELDON,
L. c. wINCHELL-
January 23d. 1879. 2ow3
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DIED.

FOWLER.-In Pittsfeld, Ohio, Jan. Esd,
is Fowler. aged fourteen months and twen-
ty-three days.
MILLS.-In Morris township, Huron Co.,
Ontario, Canada, jan 25th, 1879, Mr.. W. B.
Mills, formerly Of Pittsfeld, Ohio, aged "a
years.
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MARRIED..

ROICE-PROvINES.-O Thursday, Jan.
30th. 1879, at his residence in Wellington, by
the Rev. Amos Foot, Mr.. Lyman B. Roice of
Huntington, Lorain Co. o., to Miss Dcmma
NJ. provinces, of Spencer, Medina, Co, Ohio.
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For Lame Back, side OIL chest use SHI-
LOH'S POROUS PLASTER. Price 26 cts
Sold by Everett q Starr.
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THE M A R K E T s
Cheese.

Cheese.
There is no change in the market this
week.
We quote: Buying, (naked) SO to 8
cents. Billing (boxed) q ~ cents.
The shipments of cheese for the
week ending Feb. 9th, are as follows:
No. of boxes, 1889. No lbs, 132, $40.
Butter for the same time as follows:
No. tubs, 45. No. lbs. 3,150.
Wellington Produce Market.
CORRECTED WEEKLY BY BALDWIN, LAUN-
DON s. CO.
Apples, dried h.. 3Geese dressed. Ib.....oo
Apples, green bu. .25I Hay. v ton 90
Beeswax, y Is Hams smoked, lb......s
Beans, bu.. 5O Hides green. lb.. .4K@6
Buckwheat, bu .7ol Maple Sugar, Ib.. ..ssI0
Chickens dressed h.. 81 Potatoes, bu.......75
Clover seed, bu. 3 0O94 0Oj Rags y lb...........1
Calf Skins p H.. a Salt, hne. y bbl. rs
Deac Skins, ID. .4OS5Ol at, Ashton.
Ducks dressed, h.. .lOl Salt, Common. bbl.. IS
BUTTER Salt, Solar. y bbl... = %
Dairy, lb .15G Is She ep Pelts, y lb .25
Creamery. y .29l Turkeys dressed, y ID SOLO
Eggs. doz z:.........2oI Timothy seed, II 15@I IS
Feathers, ID Wool, .25s3O
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Don't fail to call for that 40 cent
Japan or Green tea at Houghton's. If
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New Pension Law.

All Pensions, by new Law. begin back at day Of
discharg. Rejected cdses also re- pened. Pension
ers add applicants, send two stamps for new law,
blanks and Instructions to
NV. FITZGERALD. Boz 5ss Washington, D. c,
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A Rare Chance.

BUSH & BELDEN wish to say
to their customers and the
public generally, that they
contemplate closing out their
clothing business and have de-
cided to make a slaughter in
prices.
All desirable goods viii be
sold at cost /; those a little off
will be sold regardless of cost.
WE MEAN BUSINESS. If
you don't believe it come and
see for yourselves.
Cash, and nothing else, will
be taken for goods at cost.
BUSH & BELDEN.
Aug. 2sth, 1873.
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e. a LECTURE
y TO YOUNG MEN

JuS pu5llshtd, N q StIled EHrt1Jpe. fTtce etS
A Lecture the Nature. Treatment and Radical
of Seminal Weakness, SpermatorrhRa, in
duced by self Abuse, Involuntary Emissions. Impo-
tency, Nervous Debility, and Impedments Mar
rage generally; Consumption, Epilepsy. and Fits;
Mental and Physical Incapacity, &c--By ROBERT
J. CULyERwELL, NJ. D., author of the "Green
Book, I" etc.
The world renowned author. in this admirable Lee
ture proves from bis experience that the
awful consequences of Abuse may be enectually
removed without medicine and without dangerous
surgical operations, bouges. instruments rings,
cordias; pointing out mode Of cure at once certain
what hi. condition may be, may cure himself cheap
ly, privately aud radically.
SEThis Lecture will prove a boon to Thousands
and thousands.
Sent under seal, in plain envelope to any address
post paid receipt of six cents or postage stamps
Address the Publishers,
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January 23d. 1879.
Report Of the Condition
OF THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK

At wellington, In the State Of Ohio, at the close
OF business, Jan. LIST, 1879:
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dy shape. Where Friend Stro ups old
shop had temporary location, is a lot of
rubbish. Next to Rininger's on the
West there are piles of dirt. Doubtless
there are many other places about town
for we have not been around looking
for them. that ought to be ''tidied up"
Let us each do his part. We are in q
glass house, so we throw this stone with
great caution.
Susan G. Farrand, fomerly of La
Grange has sued for a divorce from her
husband Geo. A. and the charges she
prefers are novel, and may be described
under the general head of shiftlessDess.
George was genteel and pious loafer.
He was regularly ordained Baptist
preacher and tor a short time preached
ut Litchfield, but In December was ex-
PEELED by that denomination for dishon.
esty lying and other unclerical cond uct.
Susan having always had to support
the family, himself included, and pay
all the debts which his frequent changes
of profession and sundry business ven-
lures, led him to contract, concludes
that further wifely forbearance is not a
virtue, and declines to be any longer
responsible for, or sufferer from his
'sHair-brained" schemes. And now,
George can invent perpetual motion,
sell sewing.machine treadles, be a trav-
cling printer and lecture on the "Moral
Education Of Children" or emigrate to
Florida, and engage in orange-growing.
He will neither have Susan to remon-
strate nor to pay his bills. 1t is clear
case Of the ivy having had trouble
some time of 1t uphclding the oak.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1879-01-23

She looked up aud saw Harry,
cliuging to the upper part Of the
rope. Ho swung himself quickly to
the rail, aud carefully drew her up
Tbcu, with the help Of the rope, the
two we're enable to walk the rest oil
the rail with more case than before
Soon they were ont of all danger,
when, with streaming eyes, Mary
fell on her knees aud thanked God
for her and her companions preser.
vation. They reached the Dion
train in good time, aud subsequent.
ly arrived at aIary's place Of desti.
nation 10 safety.
The girl found her father dying
but he lived long enough to give her
his parting blessing II ,rry. nov
feeling that she needed q protector
more than ever. proposed, after rc-
msining six weeks ut Dijon, to make
her bis wife
She consented they were mar
ried DO brought his bride to tn,
United States--and they aro nov
living happy and coutented in 4
pleasant home near Hlrlom, New
York, within hearing of tho the
steam trains. Need / add that the,
never hear the noise of the approach
cars without thinking of that nigh,
Of peril on the rail
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He was Sorry.

Oh Fin Hicier is mbi'ual hard
case. Fne utlnr niglJ ha arrive Al
hi1 hols, biin l,ulS AL bosll -
'uaso things lively fIr hi' family.
He smtshrl tc table, broke thp
.cHinhwiro, threw ~ mach of the hu-
reln down stars "a h. could, anI
otherwise acted tbs b,ute. And he
en- lol tho circus by hretkiny n
cestlv chair over hi5 wlies bead.
The result WAS tia; Oh B,l. found
him 'a'f lnca,l mp in the stIlipn-
hol4r. While there good minister
.clliol npIH him IL t,.kti tp Bill
long aai sprrowfully oa tho error oI
his ways
Bat - think, Mr. Wck4 4r," the
god man iiallly wonn | up, ",alt
yol slpul latirnpt 10 break yOuI
wIfs's head with chair. Arc you
not sjiryt'
Oh Bill wiped his eyes.
Yes said he, II an sorry that
! spilled tho char. | might just n
we'll n bid her with stool J.