Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-10-02
VT and H1l7,1Or.

j A cold cl,t-Cuttinc ice.
4 A tight place-A bar re ON.
A tigcside conlpanion-Cinder-Eu
4 hen with a clipped wing has defect.
i've few.
When jack Frost slaps your face. You
can slapjacks.
Did you ever see an indian Pawnees
overcOat.
Remarkably bad shootins-Thc shoot
ing pain of the toothache.
a young man with his first goatce ma y
oe said to have tutt time OF it.
Can fellow who tenders a: lady biscuit
be said to offer her a-dougl- ration.
A child without legs has just been born.
Thank heaven . sah. the weeping n,thcr.
"thls will never be champion pedestrian"
When the gods would destroy. they first
tell that the gun is not loacted. and that
there's nothing like kerosene 10 kindlc the
fire.
A young man whose girl livee some dis
tance from the Harlem river. says his Sum-
day night walk includes 1.-TWO miles an,k
one lap"
We hear Of man sueing his neghhor
for four pounds Of Swiss cheese. We think
the man with the cheese has decidedly the
strongest kase.
One man asked another rhy his bear,s
was so brown and his hair so white. Be
catlse,' he replied, lone is twenty years
younger than the other.''
colored woman in Nswego gave birth
to her fourth pair Of twins on the llth ult.,
She counts ten children in eight years,
That is br!ngin. darkness to light pretty
fast.
When nature eompels 4 man TO adorr
his pedal extremities with Il pair of boots
Which tally fourteen. and he comes to foot
he biz. he tstsls It the biggest feet of his
1es, We know tfa, for some time there
vas Il doubt as to there being a mans face
the moon: But, in this enlightened age,
10 orc "iH for a moment suppose us
''llty of deception when We assert that
Meeting trouble halfway is \ pitiful ex-
lCltlon Of folly. So is breaking your
eek or falling in love; but if you happier
have weakness that way you can't al
'ays. somehow. help it, Besides, a little
'o:ry. now and again, is the mustard Of
e.
Harpe''s B1.ar, on table nihnner saws;
DO kOt betray by any gesture that YOU
e hungry" Certainly not. For, of
'urse, no one is supposed to go to the ta-
e TO satisfy his appetite; it is Il mere
rm. Any indication that YOU 90 there
cause you want something to cat is very
bred.
Now Jennie Jane tells us most exas--
rating story about newspaper man
no fooled around tilf he married the
ung widow of Il railroad president. 1t
'olu have been money in our pocket if
mad been put on that lead in the heytlay
our youth, but Jennie advanced the idea
, ltc-too late.
man vas recently sces strollinc OH
Of the prohibited patches of green
ara IN Central Park, when burly po-
'man ran up and thus sccosted him:
ook here! are yer blind? can't yer see
t sign:' pointing to q board with the
rds keep off the grass" painted on.
Certainly l see it; and am doing
at little l can to keep it off," was the
MS innocent reply.
Suddenly, and without moments
'ning,' says an exchange, "the plank.
ke, and the unfortunate carpenter fell
he ground" Well now. what would
expect of plank? Would you cx-
it to give warning, "took out, every
y, everybody. can't stand the pressure
n longer, and if this blamed carpenter
t get often lie he'll get his head bust
Would you expect common two
plank to do tlist. The things ab-