The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1879-11-01
NUMBER 3.
PASSING Sx,xEs.

1 n tNsII NEouUu tHt Wdlst 10 DebttI buhu
two over the head.
1T's real fun to watch number twelve
boot trying to keep step with number
two shoe.f 'eraroj ,hgy rs fe ati4a 3
THERE'S no special style of engraving
engagement rings A spiders web with
a fly in it is very pretty device. 9J9hg1
CINCINNATI school boys thought:
"Wonder whether Napoleon ever sat
down on u pin without hollerin'? -
Andreo's Bardr. , ~ l.fc3 ~ q "a
In doesn't require any very hard +.
blows to pound a man into jelly, if the
| jelly be not too solid. - Cincinnati Sdtur- Z
day Night dlo Hrs l8a aIf r. ~
r THE reason that some, men can write
such hard, bitter things, must be that
most ink is usually made Of iron and
THE girl who is sweet enough to be
called a 4 dough nut" before she is mar
ried, is usually sweet enough to be a
SHdo naught" afterwards. ii 51sa1iH
| "A FRIEND of ours remarks that the
reason the softer sex call the men bears,
is because they hug the girls SO tight.
Logic by the armful. fn1vs lns
!" So ends my tail" as the bee said to
1
the boy, at the same time giving him q
pmeucai iiiustrahonoo OF how he con-
dncted business. la.s. - 4s.sf 81, /,
A LITTLE boy, came to his mother re-
Gently and said: Mamma, ] should
think that If l was made of dust /
would get muddy. inside when / drink"
l.. JAMES PARTON and Bob IngersoIl have
! Joined hands They are satisfied there
IA no. heaven, because Ssmkey says,
l6'lh ereIli DC no farton there" IA ssy,a;. :.
| "A POET sings, "And | covered her up
with the kiss gave" He must have
been coachman and put her under tho
bus ---Ol City Derrick. A. ,.s....tf
WE are offering chrome for a book
agent who is not selling the finest work
ever before presented for public pat,
ronage. s.,.. i sa5...t...s ~ ......at s.,
MANY, persons believe all the snake
stories printed in the newspapers, and
refuse to place any credence in the SER
pent story to pc found IN the first chap
tiers Of the Bible.- Nofristo,cn Herald.
;, AN editor t printed a two-column ed
itorlal on Inc best breed 81 Iogs. a
contemporary LOOK MN 70 tash ior ue-
| voting no much space to his family af-
| fairs
/ %, - - ..t.tt ? y
lHE barrel 81 apples that VII show up
equally Wen, whether opened from eIther
END or sawed IN the middle, VIII draw
premium Tor the packer beyond the
skies.
| IHE following advertisement appeared
IN an Edinburgh paper; 'for sale, a
handsome piano. the property OF young
iady VINO lsIeav,ng scotland IN walnut
case with turned legs 'e af d4 b +
A SPORTSMAN was boasting yesterday,
OF having shot a rabbit. But It was
not IN season, said friend. Noh yes,
was the reply twas seasoned after :
peppered IT, - w my De7r'c&. .lsli.st
TEACHER :" Feminine OF friarY'
First bright boy-~"H Hasn't any" Teach
er PNext' Second bright, oboy =,
nun" sIeacher.,'"I That's right" First
bright boy Indignantly eJaculated:
"lhaes Just what i said.' iIa sist13 e
AND HOW they We got out chat fir
tatiop CODE" and man, has either to 90
bareheaded when there are any women
about or lay himself openJto breach
of-promise suit. sat e,r..,.4yr s...
Z Man wants but little here below 1'''''
]4a ~, iis is.I not hard 70 ,pesse; lffoiieg =
I'D Wants everv VIII 1,'s she IA see n'0w
WHEN the wicked students, threw
mud ali over the latin professor,s hat
and head and face. init good gentleman
quietly remarked i; 70 me faculty. thst'he
oluh 7 | III pe aaih'fea the Wuo US
Wg. ,f 'H~' 4, ~f, fe.t.o.
Y WHEN you PICK up a paper and Pc
ruse supilmeiy sentimental OF deeply
philosophical essay, the last line OF which
feadI sold 1y an nd, rug you are
1oreiblly struck with the truth OF thai
| remark. - Toronto GTd1hSc. 80 fIr4 80 ,4
LApY--"And put lust tint of car.
mine on the checks, but not too