The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1879-04-03

Oh. when you get TO hSSVen, JSAas
You Il not be told 80
Because your locks ars PLATED, John,
Your cheeks are hattene4 80.
BIT Won shall have slis ht G lmpznyi
The Woridlings hate ycu 80
That they wId seek the other plaos,
John Chinaman, my Joe.
LENT prohibits all balls but Goldfish
balls.
THE only people who really enjoy bad
health are the doctors.
A SNOW WHITE crow Is exhibited at
Boston's bird show.
WHAT is every one doing st the same
time7 Growing older.
MANY men whistle from want OF
thought, but few from thought of want.
TWENTY SEVEN corpses were crems~
ted in Milan last year, st cost OF seven
ty FIVE cents each.
ALMOST everything is sold by weight
in Ssn Francisco. Beer retails at hve
cents per pound
CONE, gentle spring, ethereal mild
ness, come" and bring fan, glass OF
soda water, and some cough medicine
with you.
WAITER to member of legislature
81 Will you have some dessertp Mem
Der to waiter" No, thank you, I'll take
piece of pie"
IT is estimated that the new taber-
nscle in Salt Lake City viii sest four
thousand persons, and standing room for
one thousand more.
IT was Brougham who said that
lawyer is a very learned gentleman who
rescues your estate from your enemies
aud then keeps it for himself.
IT was q little Scotch girl of seven
years who, upon being asked whether
she would marry or remain single, said
- Neither I shall be a widow
VERY kind gent" Do you know, my
dear. that we have to-day the shortest
day of the year ?" Lady" Very true
But your presence makes me forget it"
WE know not, o we care not,
What joys await us there
Il women only mold their tongues.
And girls don't bang their hair.
AN impossible feat for female Pedes-
trian is to walk q thousand miles in
thousand hours past one thousand mil
linery stores displaying the latest styles
of spring bonnets.
A NOVEL Good Templsrs' lodge has
lust been organized st Boston, with
membership of sixty five women. It Is
the only lodge of the body IN the coun-
try which excludes men.
YouNa men sending & ring poetry to
th;s Office will please inclose their names
and addresses, not for publication, but as
an evidence of their insanity in case they
are ever arrested for murder.
The menu for 3 New York charity
bail was printed on a white silk scroll
and wound around q miniature cham~
pagne bottle filed with sugar plums, the
whole being enclosed in bon-bon box
lied with fancy ribbon.
ola SURPRISE " is the name of 9 new
hat with three quarters of q yard Of
feathers hanging from the right side.
1t Is 80 called from the surprised manner
IL whica the husband exclaims " La !"
when presented with the bill.
MArRIMoNY and love-making through
the columns of newspapers are on the
rise in Germany and Austria. Vienna
and Berlin newspapers have sgencies Tor
such purposes, and the business, reported
to be profitable, II carried out cash
basis.
A BUCKsKIN pony, which, it is said,
Gen. Gushing rode to Mexico and
brought back with him to Newbury-
port, is now owned by q resident OF
Ipswich, Mass He is represented to be
toIty-four years old and still ready to do
his share of work when called upon.
GEORGE CARROLL, a colOred man of
Red Bank, n. Y, climbed tree for the
purpose of trimming it. Seating himself
on a limb he deliberately sawed 1t OF, and
he and the limb reached the ground to-
gether. 1t is feared the man is fatally
injured. The limb gas not damaged.
A NUGGET of pure gold weighing
thirteen ounces, or over pound, troy
weight, has recently been dug up in Cab
arrus county, n. @. 1t is a well known
act that the largest lump Of gold ever
found in the United States wss picked
up in CabaTrus county many years age.
IRA Cook, laborer. sixty-seven years
| old, attempted TO scale q high fence In
/ Northampton, Mass, but his foot caught
| between the pickets and he hung there
| till he died. The tence was battered with
/ the heel-marks Of the other loot, and the
snow was paved away as far as his hands
| could reach.
"YEs,'' observed a friend, "she GER
tainly Is very highly cultivated. She is
verv stylish, plays well, talks well,
| dances well, and rides well, and succeeds
admirably In private theatricals. In
| tact" he ADDED, she's just the kind OF
a girl you'd like one of your friends to
marry"
A WORTHY householder at Valencia
warned the police OF an intended at-
| tempt to rob bis house. Several Officer Ts
! were concealed on the premises, and the
man and daughter went out to pass the
| evening On their return the officers
/ took them for robbers, and shot them,
killing the daughter and seriously wound
/ ing the man.
IL you nnust smoke do it in a way to
| give most pleasure to youseH. Place q
! little tobacco IN the bottom of the pipe
and light It. When well sfire I'LL the
! ripe to the top. The tobacco will in that
way burn up slowly II there is an occa'
sionsl puff outward through the stem,
| and the taste viii be more pleasing. 30
"a they ssy