Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1879-01-24

man in Iowa named Fortune, has
baa1 snrnised with twins ana nan,
tyT-o oiris and boy. Thus again Is 81 I!le
Ia scriptural Injunction that ms MS
Perfumes never eene single" IS Nsrlheo'
WIZ, ws are Young we waste a great
= Hf e. t;I,,a in imagining what we VIII
9eal Tan ~ Nv, We grow older, and when We
uo w. ia we waste an equal anoulis VI
49, IN wandering why We Wadteu %
qnie 's tafore IIa we began to do anything
The Japanese, instead Of spending
their time in listening to long sermon
naerch decorously to the temple where
their priests are performing seryieS'
throw in a printed prayer anu iIele
money, and go about tnelI O'i0I--'-
with self-satisfed conscience
An English actress, in answer 70 @
.,resfion asked by a gentleman, IN q lof
' 5etfnI moment. frankly sad; l nav
four ages. The family archives pIoSl''tn, el fIr
? that / am fifty. By daylight pas 9I,n1 iUI
E thirty-six; by gaslight not 1nf nn?r on MIN in
thirty and with all my @aI AL '"I',s 7 mass for
u soft light and n no r''u0 s''''o'
f fve-and-twenty."
\ \ William Joseph, Of Ackley, LE7
q lille driving his head with towel
n ,,bbed of every hair, beside eyebrows,
y mustache and whiskers. It must nus naNe
a been a printing Office towel. me P =,
= = towel it may be as well TO explain, u
II freouently used by the foreman 10 IIsP
Z, Z, off a brass rule when he can M" 'il0
sal eal file.
.ir Newburyport, Mass, is almost unoTI 1f,
le- A., sSodow of Plymouth Rock IL
rel Ia tinnas It was crime to swear Oh ti,o to
ial otu otroet and if the boys did hot ~ n
ars sSS,'Irch the deacons hunted them up az "I.o
"a, drove them in. Things, hoTeNesi ~ ex.
OF changed. On recent SuhHa! about
lly cnrsion steamboats, were Pi!trs al on
no fhe harbor; the prea!cherS t.,oo+ions, lions and
me of town enjoying theIr lie, tLe tide. wer,
an score of farmers, TO save 'ii0
are Toowing in the marshes.
adj In Paris. when man gers w ooIoon
A 10 care of himself, the s"ioo,, IT,,
vel ,loa,,ar does not knock him on tiio r,oct
the ,rith bung-starter, go tnroush 4he stree
ass ats and fire him out ln1o 3Lo inabriat
ons, Nav. verify; but he places ,oonEa earO men
rays in charge of calm, SUI. % Guardian Al
DeI ei. ol ,rb6 are always within call' aI
how Tis Guardian Angel takes the uturlnr, Nm
and itIn iin,oe in safety, and gives "5la' Hi0-->
4. l the druRkard has to his Irlei'O''
.mvs .n'e- A THORN IN THE SIDE.-It is m =,
old take to marry below or above yHui; ya;re .
said lion. Many ambitious girls .Iesa ueSl'U u,
new, marry above their rank pHT ;n Ell II
RTf succeed in their desire Will niiSr ii0r u
~ JiSt;nct;on of this sort is very dlneIe
1' Us tI';,,r. from happiness. To be placed
"Oil ,,nssit;on for which their previous III
3 as = PTtS,' t,-o NOT qualified them, and WIT
i ~ IT, az ,riII be constantly exposed TO u
.a.o, l;an incf and modification, will be consu
w. w. tLorn in theside of the proud, for WI
i,I ~ ,,nminaI rank is poor compensation
turns, Some one suggests that hosp
Rich rolls he made CHEEKY as possible. /
serve Iof them he covered with circus post
or be- r. y s;rl, or manned man nothing
party aSorj more delight than to be called j
or be- IT, az Trasent to boyhood's sunny d
ak up TrLaI he sold his mothers copper
!, and serving kettle for twenty-five cent
thing. S.,, lis liz wov into the circus. A CT
about noster with three elephants tuTi Ti
Randsprings, a man tearing open Il
Jaws. a bow-legged clown, and
. I1Iot turning a somersaut over I; s;A
WI, %laC horses. will forcibly remind HIN
o AIiFs life, those happy days.
| keen There is a very touching little
e we'll 4old nf a moor woman with two chic
her to who had not bed for them 10 lie !
ares Of and scarcely any clothes TO cover |
to be In the depth of winter they were u
en-. To frozen. and the mother took the 90
:. and is a cellar off the hinges, and set
n; that before the corner where they Grou
on with down to sleep, that some OF the
one, at and cold might be kept from them
, world of the children whispered TO ~, ners sr
le great she complained of how badly on
d in its were. WEI "Mother, what do those @ Ges
!, gives lie children do who have no ee1lal g,
1--eet- - nrt mn in front OF them
Pr II, see, the little heart
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