The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-01-16
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
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Commissioners in session last week
We still take trade dollars if we can
get them.
Shall it be Susan B. Anthony or
Bob Ingersoflf
This will be the boss year for tree
molasses.
There is not a single case of spring
fever in this neighbofhood.s az
New assortment Germantown Yarns
just received at the Mammoth Cheap
Store. e h. are
Beer may not make you fat, but an
overdose will make you lean-up
against something.
The Rev. a. j. Reynolds will read
an educational essay at Piqua, O., on
the 25th inst. sasts
SHe that runs may read" a great
many things concerning his character,
especially if he runs for Office.
A line of new knickerbackers and
fancy dress goods just opened, 20. per
yard, at the Mammoth Cheap Store.
Hop bitters+Taking your girl to a
hop, and having some other fellow
dance with her continuously.
Ice will be so plenty next summer
that every fellow a have alump to
carry in his hat instead ola brick.
We are now selling the very best cal
icos in the market for &c. per yard, at
the Mammoth Cheap Store.
It is feared that the extremely cold
weather has destroyed the fruit buds
and may possibly have injured the
Young fruit trees
lat pupils of the Eaton Schools did
not miss a day last term; 4l6 were
not tardy. Tbeentire enrolment was
sos. 2
We don't hear anything more about
mosquitoes, blnezbirds, dandcliops,
pear blossoms and the second crop iot
apples. Snow matter. /,
"To owe is human, TO pay divine"
A number of our subscribers are in
tensely human-the divine come up
scattering.
An excellent quality of grey yarn
warranted all DOL, reduced to. 30 cts
per pound, at the Mammoth Cheap
Store. "a
Cap. Wilson keepsthe best 10 cent
cigar in Eaton. We've spufeda EN-
and know. And while there try one
ofhis soups.
Philip Miller informs US that he Is
boss of that livery stable himself, and
any person who wants a 2.4O team
can have it. ~s
The new counterfeit silver dollai
has a handsomer appearance than tht
genuine itself. Keep your eye open
for them.
Sufficient ice has already been hous'
ed TO guarantee Us against an ice ia
mine the coming summer, and al re
sumption prices.
Thermometers around here dom
u well together during severe cold
/. weather, or some of tleir owners liz
like the devil. -
Be kind to your horses and cattle
this fearfuIly cold weather: Don
let your horses stand ont in the COLI
unprotected-nor your cattle either
The pleasant c~ountenaiice of JOIN
Shenuit will brighten the Mammoth
Cheap Store for a few weeks. Cal
and see him, now that he has 'resum
ed" @
Rev. Frank Evans will preach il
the Universalist church next SUNDAY
at IO1S O'Clock a. m. ;ialso in The eve
ming at the usual time. The public
are invited.
A very interesting letter on on
County Commissioners, troma Quak
or friend in West Elkton, has BEEF
crowded out this week. win ap
pear next.
Our County Treasurer, Auditor
Clerk, Probate Judge and Sheriff
should all get a printing press ant
stick in their Office or grocery, and d
their own printing.
Being absent last week when gu
paper went TO press, several very pre-
voking errors went out i'll it. Til
brilliant linguist of the Camden HER
AID discovered one.
High pillows are Objectionable a
producing round shoulders and crook
edness. The head should never b
more than three inches higher tina
the body in sleep.
When public officers get to takin
official printing into cellars and gre
ceries, and doing it on their own "a
presses, it is about time for the part
press to ask who to support.
The order given at our hotel table
is no longer "quail OH toast" but "hal
aud eggs;" which is replied to by th
waiter "we have no eggs" Time fc
The hens to resume again.
Great reductions at the .Mammot
Cheap Store this week. Our canto
fiannels- have been reduced. You ca
now buy a good quality of canton f1al
mel for &c. per yard, at the Mammot
Cheap Store.
There is where clergymen get LEI
They get no more for marrying
couple weighing 200 pounds apiet