The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1879-05-15

ss8s DC l4urilafd puts them % al bis
ether plags
4 Baagor dog eats hard soap
Tbats .ht story. bat It's bard 10 decide
whether o. uot the lye is al 10 the
soap
An Ohio tramp lett a lady lock
q his hair !, was pulled out by the
servant gil a. The fellow was climbing
out 81 4 window.
A man will scarcely glance at a
bunch Of May-aowers, but a woman
will instantly cry oct All bulies.
Hence the name Arbu,us
On Easter Sunday an Augusta hen
laid beautifully colored egg This
ban musi be an eggsile from some
foreign rho
SYLVIA / wonder what that old
woman meant by saying her cup was
overlooking when mamma gave her
tie cold chickenf May; suppose
eho meant her mouth watered
-Four watches were found IN the
stomach Of Florida alligator recently
killed aud il is believed that the own
ers went ID there with them.
An Albany woman woke her hus.
band during storm the other night,
and said DO wish you would stop
snoring. iar want 10 hear it thunder
The exercise Of whipping carpets
Il recommended for the development
d muscle Don't let your wife do il,
% Sue may get the start Of you 10 de.
sciopment
wenty years ago. said colored
philosopher. nlsgers was wui thou
sand dollars apiece Now dey would
bs ieah AZ two dollars dozen. It's
s,oaistin' bow de race am running
down
Yesterday Jew. a horse, gnu
and 4 heller met when the following
conversation took place Did jew ever
sse such punny tour as we arei Cru,
never What neigh-veri Well hard.
IL beier
lie was a college boy aud was
dining at commons The waiter
brought him dumping from which
pr0rudei 10 hairs Here, waiter,
sald ihe collegiln, take this away aud
bring ne a hald.hcaded dumping
0as piper says kerosebe viii
make ta kyilles shine a. bright a.
news No. renaiis arolbcr. kerosene
will da w9adcr- il will make a whole
house tbias 80 that sou can see il for
ntit
be hoas,-ty + reappcsring 81 III,
sout "4atts. 4 house dy that leels
i8 80 -pitir will lay 20 600 eggs 10
sa~n Which induces pbysio-
loeleai 1, a-r 70 express the wish that
As u.j be grated upou a ivn
Nu Jenkiar u Wilmington. Chic
has sasasei % hold her tongue ten
taiauies ia each quarter q au horr fof
iii3 consecutive qaarer.hours, GA
wager q $40 spuug bonnet From
latest accounts che was slill holding
the fort
Go recent trip Of western
steamboat bread vas served at dinner
one d4y whict tasted strongly q coal
oll !bc captain asked The baker II be
diI nai know that Kerosene had got
into Abe Hs0f lie admitted that he
did Why didn't you feed the aour 10
che chickeusf uas ihen asked Oh.
Be replied. I vas afraid Il would kill
them.
RlarcHee, the actor. tells the story
81 he slider Dooih lie was playing
Hamlet IL Virginia one night. aud bad
DC sbaH little darkcy volunteered
IL &c, enc When Booth was leaving
the theatre be FELT s.me one tagging
Al bis coat tail he ks0kel around and
ssw the little bronette. What vill voc
have. souayt Please. sab, / wants
aaddys skuil. sah DAddyk skull
1es. tab Dat ssed ter he De ole mans
Ls4l.plece A'ofe the mswel Kicked bin.
al mammy1l lick me ter rags ef
iose
$50 8oth tbc eyes Of the smai
bny 8slena a. Be stAndelh whh biz
hants behind hla sHd gtEeih AZ the
maay.e lerei posters o. the biil.bosrls
&c iasffsta 81, Ieng. however. bal As
E iao4sy sppies himself 10 The ipdus
q gathering Of scrap iron and
/ taal "a csse BE iailesh % crawl 4
aa4 ne savss he may have The I
etewib 10 waik 10 at the 4
eaH she pett u his dignlasd
seniors +