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The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28
Tor SALE-CASIl or CREDIT

Mules and wagons; steam engine $50
horse power), boiler, smokestack, pumps,
heater, piping, shaftiny, pulleys, betting;
circular saw mill, bull-wheel, carry-loR
Eagle cotton gin, 80 saws; corn mill FELTON,
corn, shuck and cob mill for grinding feed
tor live stock. w. w. FARMER,
22-3t Monroe, La.
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DRODATE SALE.

nv virt,,o Of m or,iar Of IN" mo"' ParisH
Court In and for the Parish of Ouachitn, to
mo directed, I will offer for sale at tho
Court House door In tho city of Monroe, OH
Monday, March ., 1870,
tho southwest quarter Of southwest quarter
section II, township IL, north range oast,
to pay debts.
Terms, cash, at inventorIed value.
MARY A. EDWARDS,
st Administrators.
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NEW AovEar,seMeNrs.
DONY STOLEN ;

Stolen from tho undersigned, AT Mon
roe, New Years day, = small bay marc
pony, abont . years old branded on the
left hip, or shoulder and has an over bit In
left ear, and tho tail slightly nicked. Any
information leading to the recovery Of said
animal will be Thankfully received, or a
reward will be paid for its delivery, by q.
w. Brady or H. q. Dobson.
Feb, ~, 1879. st
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OFFICE OF LEHMAN, ABRAHAM 4 Co
New Orleans. January IL. lA7l.

WeSSrS. Goo C KcWMcGy:
Doat Sirs-In handing you the accom-
panying account sales Of "a bales of cotton
&c. 4 X, Chaplin) we cannot refrain nom
calling your attention to the extraordinary
Which this cotton has been raised. The
classification Of these 81 bales was but low
middling, yet to its extra long staple can
realized II 80 per ID for tho round lot, which
figure Is really 2S<o moro than could have
been obtained for ordinary staple cotton of
the propagation of this seed, tho superiority
and advantages of which have boon 80 we'll
demonstrated in the present instance.
Yours truly,
LEHMAN ABRAHAM g CO
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N ARRlED,

At the residence of the brides father, Mr..
D. b. Sanford, in Ouachita parish. February
20, 1879, by the Rev. Jas. L. Wright, Mr.. II.
L. BURcH, of Sunaower Co., Miss, and
Miss H. c. SANFORD. of this parish.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

MONROE, February "a, 1879.
The Democrats of the Third Ward
met at the Court House, Saturday, 22d
inst, to elect delegates to the Senatorial
and Parish Conventions.
S. D. McEnery, ESQ, called the
meeting to order.
O. d. Stillman, Esq, was elected
chairman, and w. III. Gayle secretary.
The manner of selecting delegates
having been discussed, the chairman
was requested to appoint a committee
of three to submit the names of 20 per-
sons for delegates to the Parish conven-
ton, and Is for the Senatorial cOnven-
ton.
Messrs. Robert Richardson, S. D Nc
Emery and II. g. Cobb were appointed
on the committee, and, after cOnsulta-
ton, reported as follows:
Delegates to Parish Convention C.
II. Calhoun, w. Il. Oaks, J. g. Lo-
gan, b. T. McEnery, DR.. VIM. Sandel,
w. G. Kennedy, r. II. Endom, Henry
Hill, Richard Darlington, Frank Ash
ton, j. Il. Garretson, Fred Endom, DIR.
Il. Y. Ably, A. Green, James Van Em-
burg, d. A. Breard, ST., DIR. A. B.
Sholars, c. ]. Boatner, w. p Renwick,
VIM. o. Kelly.
Delegates to Senatorial convention
James Bond, II. w: McEnery, J. d. v.
Logan, j. II. Mitchell, z. Trouard, C..
Mccullough, u. a. Brcard, Jr., d. M.
Sholars, "A. a. Gunby, G. w. McCranie,
F.. p. Stubs, r. w. Richardson, Il.
N. Conner, J. l.. Kaliski, DR.. T. p.
Richardson.
The report was unanimously adopted,
and the meeting adjourned.
o. D. STILLMAN, Chairman.
w. II. GAYLE, Secretary.
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Last evening Gen. Sherman and Gen.
Hood occupied a box at the Varieties
and in the intervals between the acts
the veterans fought their battles over
aSain.-Picayt01e, 2jth.
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MISCELLANEOUS.


HENRY KOCH. J.. T.. wETZEI..
u OCH a. WETZEL,
Dealers In all kinds of
HOU $ T. HOLD FUKNIT II T.,
COFFINS, COFFIN TRIMMINGS, &c.
Fnrnituro repaired, or made to or,lor, ana
satisfaction guaranteed. All orders for
Furniture promptly attended to. Collins
Undertaken, II desired.
Store and shop on Grand street, opposite
McFee's drug store. An inspection OF our
work and furniture IL respectfully invited.
January I, 1870. 1y
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CHERIFF,s SALE.
State Of Louisiana, Parish of Ouaci,ita,
Fourteenth District Court.
f.. q. Parker,

VS..
Jube Smith and Gam Rayfo
by virtue of u writ of seizure and sale,
issued from said court, in tho above entitled
case and to inc directed, have seized and
will offer for sale at the door of tho Court
House In the City of Monroe, said Parish
and State, between tho legal hours Of salo,
on
Saturday, LIST day of March, 1870,
the following described property. situated
In the Parish Of Ouachita, state OF Louisi-
ana, tO-wit:
The southwest quarter of tho southwest
quarter OF section twenty mine COY and tho
northwest quarter of section thirty-onc I3)
IN OF en ssngs five
and four hundfedths acres more or less, to-
gether with all tho improvements thereon.
Seized ms tho property Of Jnbe Smith and
Gam Rayford, and will bc sold to satisfy
said writ of seizure and salo and costs.
Terms of sale, cash, with the boneiit of
appraiseneHt.
w. s. LOGAN,
st Sheriff.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

The Police Jury held Il short session
Monday, and will meet again next
Monday. The proceedings will be
found In another column.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

Vlck's
FLOWER AND VEGETABLE SEEDS
Arc planted by n million people In Amer
lea. SEQ
Vich's Cutaioguc-3OO illustrations, only
cents.
Tick's IN,estrrttcGf N0nthIy 8Ex1nsfnc-32
pages fine illustrations, and colOrcd plate
In zach number. Price, Sl.25 yenr; five
copies for -.
tick's EYO,0cr ana PcDctn6ic f'n7Ncn--.O
cents in paper covers; with elegant cloth
covers, 81.
All my publications arc printed in Eng
lish and German.
Address. JAMES WICK,
Rochester, N. Y.
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River News.

irrespective OF his religion.
-
River News.
We predicted last week that the river
would not recedc to any considerable
extent before another rise would set in,
and our predictions have been fully re-
allied. Thursday the river became
stationary, and began falling the next
day, but on Monday it began rising
again, and slowly but surely is still
climbing up the banks. Friday was a
lively day along the river front, there
being no less than four departures for
the Crescent City that day. The COM
bined cargoes amounted to about 5000
bales and about 10000 sacks cotton
seed.
Tho Gate City, the first departure
since our last, passed down at a. M,
loaded with seed and slaves the Han
ma shortly before noon the Corona Mt
p. 1n., and the Bastrop at 3 p. M,
Friday. Tho Hanna appeared to be
here and did not remain more than an
hour. In trying to make Il landing OPP
pOsite Monroe she ran into some trees,
but it appears that she got the best of
them judging from the broken limbs.
She had King Rex's colors " swinging
to the breeze" The City of Augusta
also ran into some trees on her down
trip, ut the Labaum place. The trees,
however, suffered all the damage. She
was not trying to make landing, but
appears to have lost herself. The trees,
therefore, arc not to blame.
The John Howard for Camden passed
up at 10 p. M, Saturday, doing very
little here.
The John Wilson came up at 3 o'clock
Tuesday. She docs not yet favor I"
herself very much, her chimneys not
yet having been repaired. She should
pass down today or tomorrow.
The Willie left Sunday evening for
Bayou Bartholomew with big trip.
The Alex. Kendall was only twenty
five days making the run from Now
Orleans to Memphis, and had to be
towed a part of the way at that. She
couldn't pay the towboat and pilot,
and was tied up. Boys, buy her for a
picnic boat. We presume she'll be
sold very cheap.
The City of Augusta left New Or
leans Monday for Monroe, and the
Hanna left Wednesday,; tho former
was due yesterday and should pass
down to-day, and the latter is due to-
morrow and passes down Sunday. She
will get n good pick up here.
1t is probable that the Corona will
not leave New Orleans before Saturday
and will pass here Monday night.
The Henry Frank has reduced cabin
fare from Delta to New Orleans to So.
She's big boat, you know, and has
plenty of spare room. Cabin passage,
Monroe to New Orleans, still holds
at $40, which is not too much.
All boats of the " Line" the Bastrop
excepted, carry the U. s. Mail, but your
letters should be in government stamped
envelopes, unless mailed at post Office,
when the common stamp will suffice.
The John Howard passed down
about = o'clock yesterday morning.
She added here 133 bales Gotten.
The Stella Block burned to the
waters edge at Trinity, at O'Clock
last Saturday morning. She had on
her ut tho time about 175 bales. The
Corona was just landing there at the
time and cndeavored to save her, but
all efforts were futile. We do not
know how the fire originated.
The Bertha Drummer left yesterday
for the D'Arbonne
The Mississippi is rising from St,
Lonis to Eicksburs.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

The advertisement Of the City tax
collector, in this weeks paper, is re-
ferrel to as the latest news in the mat
ter OF paying taxes.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

The ice harvest this winter at the
North and Northwest is the largest
and best for many years. Look out
for cheap ice during the coming spring
and summer.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28
THE CORNER SALOON,

CORNER DFs3IARD AND ST.. JOHN STs.,
MONROE, LA.
The undersigned, having opened II new
and elegantly furnished saloon in Monroe,
lie patronage Every attention will DO
given by n polite and experienced bar
keeper. Imported and domestic Wines.
Liquors and Cigars kept constantly on
hand.
~" All kinds of MIXED DRINKS, in aons"n.
n specially. NJ. l.. DEI)MAN,
Jan. l, 1870. Proprietor.
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y -four guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction-the celebrated "Sylph.''
Sold in this market only by Shoiars 4
Kew
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

LoGTowN, February p, 1879.
At meeting of the citizens Of Ward
4, VIM. Marbury, Jr., was elected
chairman, and w. G. Williamson Sec
rotary.
On motion, the following named
gentlemen were chosen delegates to re-
present the ward in the Senatorial and
Parish Conventions to be held in Mon
roe ON Saturday, lst day of March,
1879.
Senatorial Delegates I. Garrett,
VIM. Marbury, Jr., +. Watkins, David
Faulk, w. L. DeGraffenreid, w. G..
Hinson and s. H. Gilbert.
Parish Delegates: w. Noble, b. w.
Williams, r.. M. Filhiol, w. G. Will
hanson, J. G. Wheaton, F. l.. Fauik,
F. III. Cam, J. NJ. Anderson, r. M.
Faust, L. A. Galloway, Mat. Wood, j.
B. Rossiter and J. S. Faulk.
On motion, the delegates were re-
quested to vote for candidates to the
Constitutional Convention, for those
men who originally favored the calling
of the Convention.
On motion, the meeting adjourned.
VIM. MARBURY, JR., Chairman.
w. G. WILLIAMSON, Secretary.
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0naehita Telegraph.
MONROE, La. FEBRUARY %. 1879.
The sidewalk COWS are fixing up a
turnip patch around this Office.

The Senatorial Convention will as
semble at the Opera House, tomorrow
at IL o'clock.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

Mexican dollars are now quoted at
S4@S4A and trade dollars at 9OGd95.
Halves and quarters are quoted at
900 99l.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28
WARD MEETINGS.

At meeting of the Democrats OF
Ward 6, held at louisville, DIR. J. N.
Fuller was chosen chairman, and the
following delegates were elected:
To the Senatorial Convention: DR..
j. N. Fuller, w. w. Patrick and E.
Barnes.
To the Parish Convention: A. w.
Sheppard, E. D. Averett, ]. ]. Butler,
j. N. Fuller and S. n. Camp.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28

AT a meeting held at Coles store,
Island Ward, on the 22d, the follow
ing named delegates were appointed
to the Parish and Senatorial Conven-
tiOns:
G. T. Tidwell, w. T. Theobalds, r..
j. Wilson, J. T. Swan, J. g. Taylor,
w. s. Rhodes, T. G. Scarborough, g.
c. Phillips, John Howard and A. d.
Russell.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1879-02-28
LEWIS D. ALLEN, Jr.
80 BANKERS 60
AND ATANUFAC TURERS' AGENT,
DEsIARD ST., MONROE, LA.

Exchange on st. Louis, New York and
New Orleans, In sums to suit, and co1iec-
tons promptly attended to In Monroe,
Trenton, Farmerville. Bastrop, Ouachita
City, Columbia, &c.
Interest allowed on deposits at the fol-
lowing rates On sums from 81 upwards,
remaining in bank for three months, per
cent per annum; six months, 6 per cent
per aNnum.
Orders solicited for merchandise of any
description, to DO filled at manufact urer's
prices.
August II, 1877. On
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LEHMAN, ABRAHAM Il co
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CUCCESSION SALE.

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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17
SHE WAS EQUAL TO THE EMEKGEN.

SHE WAS EQUAL TO THE EMERGEN.
CY-Last night. says the Louisville
Courier Journal. ysuny man took hi.
sweetheart to the expo~itl IN With 4 cold.
blooded determination. He showed her
the dog show.
This said hr, Is one of the best thing
IN the exposition
He then explained the two yreat en-.
gines sr' u iU the indu.tri Il part of the
building.
He showed her the art gallery aud
thai pretty picture in press room "hicl
is called Farewell IL the Forest. and
witch ever, lady who sees 1t wishes TO
carry off.
This picture. he explained. exhibit,
u gem of female lovcllness. and f,.N
things could be pretlier. Tie grsale-l
attraction have reserved for The las
IL 10 by far the met un que thing in tie
building The oung lad became very
much interested as he led her up sIalr>
aud he expatialed on the beau'ie- OF the
unknown object.
Soon they stood brf re TIL l,rge MIR
ror; he p,lsed, aud % did she. Tn II.
with cold blooded explanation mOrih
Ola better e use, he pointed into m'rro'
at the young lsdy's reflection. and sa d:
That. think. IL IN. bUss attraction Ia
the txpUsitiOj.'
1t is strange she murmured, among
her bushes, that one gl,ss should
mirror both the greatest aud the leas
attraction al the same timr.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

As one OF the most prou .nent y uns
bury ars Of San Francisco was walking
out of court he other da,, just after
having secured AN acauitlal regarding
his latest job bv a prompt aud busines' =
like 'd,y' with the powers that be. at
the usual rates, wtll.tO-do. but
anxious lpok ny, stranger touch, d hi>
arm. and b-cknned him into a doorwa, .
You are Teddy, the Ferret aren't I
you.' asked the gentleman, the man
who MAS tried to-day for safi -crackns ?
We'll, wOt oil ilr replied the hou>' :
breaker.
'Wh,. just this-you'll excuse ny
speaking Q, lo"-bul the f.ct Q I've
come all the wa, from the san Joaq'nn
to look up party in your line Of bu,i
ness.'
Have, ehF
'Yes-I-well, I've a little PROPOSE
ton to make to you.'
'Ex x,ctly.' said tie Ferret. calmh; {;
you're bank cxsher down in the foot
hills
How did you know that?' stammer-
d the gentleman. much amazed.
And your cash and accounts are to
be gone ov,r by the direcor@ ON 'h'
irst. and as yos can't realize on Jour
stock. you want me TO gay You some
time next week, shoot your hat inl oi
holes. frd tie combination in ypur
breast pockel.book and po through the
safr IN The r gular ws,.'
Great heavens. man ! how did you
Hud all thai oui =
why. I guessed II. It's the regular
thing. you knos. Got ihrre orders "a
attend 10 ahead Of ours now. Lemme
see. Can't do an, thing lar you mex
week. but might give you Wedne-"
and Thursday OF the week alter. H"" j
Ih / suit youp $3.50 si
The cashier said he thought he coul'
| make that do. aud in less than Iiv'
| minutes they had strucka bargain aus
arranged the whole adaig.
Even New York lsn't much ahead o'
II
san rrapcl.co IN regard TO modern con
" ni.nce. -,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Meantime. as she had cons ni' 10 IT
ceive hpn "a ffiei,d. he uf'en visited
her and gradually esteem or him rip :
ed into love.
Onr soft sunmer evening. Heiberi
veniurrd to urge his suit again. and Ibis
time Minnie. though emharrass' d a.
before. did not say nav, but reiurl cd "
blu>hing snswer ilai filled his heart
with JOY. The, fingered long amid Tie
fore,t shades. and when they reiur' d
Herhert sought Mr.. Arlln. willie Minnir
ran up to her rom like irlghtei ed
deer.
When Herhsrt had onfessed !is suii.
Mr.. Arlin. looking archly in his hcr,
made replv:
DO YOU wish to make poor Ainnir
Arlin YOUR brde9 Can you link Of
taking a dowtrle-s wifi!
oh. yes.' earnestly replied Her
bert; Il should never have told IF m,
love had she still been as in days gone
by
The old gentleman smiled pecul ar
smile. and said. Yes. Herbert. she is
,ours-you are worthy Of her; hut an
glad. for your rake and her, that an
not so poor that she will be portienlr'
hrlds. But you must let Minnie tell o.
The story.
Minnie did tell him the story, ant
Herbert WAS unsp, akably delighted Al
the idea that he had won the hand o
the nerrss Of Mr. Arlin's wealth; hul
Minnie laugh ngly told HIM thai hel
poverty had losl her one lover aid wol
her another.
Herb, 1T WAS also law, er: hut helm.
poor and without influential friend. ht
had many TINT, bern nearly discourag
ell (; but now he felt his heart brcOmc
strong within him. more because he hHt
won the hand and heart he had so lon4
desired than at the prospect OF pcr-
tlon of her father's wealth.
They were soon after married ant
Nr. Arln's handsome mansion wa'
lhro"n open 10 the crowd Of friends
who gathered to witness Annle's wed
ding.
Before the day arrived. however. The
sory Of Minnle's russ had brcnme ru'
mored forth in the village; aud K by,
finding himself and bi, lf>h pri o.
ples too much the topic ofcoBversali"n
ound it conyrnient TO leave b lmonI
for some other field Of labor.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

rHE NLw MLgHoD OF SPFLLINo.
"A Chicago lady WAS heard tn remark
he Other gay that whenever she reads
c,rlam morning dail,, which has
,dnpied the phonetic system OF spelling
ind rdus across one OF It's dociored
Snd-. It brings her up shors with q
.ensalion exactly like running against q
closed duur WhIch she had supposed 10
De omen. Aud there is something
stunning in the effect an old reader has
III running against grant, as we have
uIw, out Of pure heartlessness (the
reader may say spelled it. instesd OF
granite. But, however it may shock
o ie. It does not twist and comfort a
mans soul nearly as much as 10 see the
ords fouetic aud fantom appear sud-
lenly bofnre the gaze where the moro
amiliar and less untamed phonetic and
phantom forms are wont 10 greet tho
' ,,On. Added to these uncalled for
,0rrors. are such words as alfabet--
snlch would scare a child that had
earned its alphabet into fils-and diff.
noug. which would double a gentle-
nan and a scholar. up with all the
fiicacy that TIE oil sor diplsh)us I
nplies when appl ed % letters.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

.oine (; and lei them kuov their Aust
Cornelia isn't a fool Il their Uucle ABB
,h is'stf ~ .eets VIZ
Walter looki d on asioni-hed. I'd felt
I,,Uc's hard irenbe IN his arm.
What is II dearf'
She smiled through her tears as she
pok Into lli- inquiring eyes.
oh. alter. l ann afraid you will he
iiigr,. / am Mabel after !. and-and
-
And ,ou have made love TO your
I u>iu. the heiress 10 spite oi Yourself,
n, boy. - illlcrest Is foregone
ate. sfer all. eh?'
Don't scold. please Walter! Mabel
pIead,rh. in low yeic'., with her blue
yes looking mo his.
As i'll could >eold you. my love /!
since have you. What need care?
Aud Mrs. COM la lunpd over the
raves Of The recip book until she came
- eddins cakr.' aud ayers That she
made The match herself.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Two per>pus ~.re talking If s'rrant,
nG Que >aid: L have a mn who is
,Na,s breaking dishes aud, cr,cke'y
, Il he cdnhul piJ Tor 1. Ii l srnd
ii II away stall lose t!e none, for
iem. aud ii keep him o. he ollg
r,aks np,re.' Or .ald hi friend.
un why don't ,pu Take oahs wa-es ,
1 have taken IA so uucp that there
,re none lett Them sailthe friend,
shy dou't ynn rails" his wage.?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

TAO gralnina, lao "eie "rSngl1u..
,e other day. ods cohtrndi,s tIn II
W, proper osay. Ny Wages IS hlgi.'
lie the other noi'il, insisted that The
.rrrect thing was. My wages are hIs -
Flnall they stepped a day laboref.aady
ubmittrd the QUESTION TO him. Which
~ you say. 'YoT wages is high, =
Your wages are high! ? '0l. of Wild
rrnUnscnse,' he sald. resimms hts
pcS. yer na,ther w ye rIs y me
" ses l. lnv, bad luck Ia IT,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

\ man na,nr,i Jacks ~. who once
ran for alderman in Cincinnat. has been
lrresird for stealing bn li,.s frum graves.
lt is asceriaine' he had rec -ntly shipped
numerous boIes - s.r,i, pDiut, by
Express, boxed aud marked fresh G.h or
flrs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Aad oil oyster disser. who had
caught billions and eaten millions Pf
the delicious bivi We, was delighted with
a lish given him alta church faif called
'nster Stew lie said it was SO new
t. hIm-he was sick of oysters. r..
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Father (wha Is always tryir
teach his son how 10 act while AZ
We'll. John. you see that
hive finished ealing | always us. .
table, John-'Yes, cir : and 9
all YOU do leave
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

NV. .,lI me cand dI are 700
gully y ask,d a lawyer "f ais client II.
tne 80 ut, j,h. Why do ou suppose
ld BE- fooi cuousn " are you Il | was
iui,oc Mt.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

To be deal .efo WA moDument
l,s it, advantages. oaI live sutler
Win a YACHT. a fast horse and a box at
he opera lives u,or.. Ind ps.dsntly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

A ,"rg hd, links n's bclt 10
have The gas jel turned los oil a
sunday night waen her beau's there.
She wisely believes that Que ''1ame in
a room Is enough ut time
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Tie MAN or son AZ aIip never loved,
h Igged. kissed. PLAYED with. ll,teneito.
tod stori TO. throsghls spanked a
cinld. has missed lhs cardinal JOYS OF
lie. -'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Some disappointed Ever la. .urned
mic aud evolved the following as a
'oing lady's motio:-'In summer, l
sc eau IN winirr ~,ir.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

'Dlgby, will you take some Of this
bitter? Thank YOU, ma'am. belong
{, The temperance socleta can't take
anything s.rong.' replied Dgby.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

Dealers who are continually selling
0 1t below cost.' appear to ;be doi,g as
veil as those who stay in business and
m axe money.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1879-12-17

While Henry Cords-, Lily He
:, ID JESSIE Yuuig we're sk,tus uet,-
i}raboo. Wis. the broke thr0ig, tie
ce aud were drovn.d Che accident
vas especially AID fr IN the fact that
.ouus Cordis- aud " ,s Heart ~ re TO
le ~ ,r.IeI in week trJn ths diy oa
which lhr, met their death. Their
nuli were found claspcd ia a tinal
g nDrIce.