The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1879-04-24
ALL SORTS.
'Pinafore'' is dying of.

''Pinafore" is dying of.
The now crop of daisies is coming on.
Secret societies honey-comb the South.
The god of the Chicago Carnival is Thor
author.
Robert Browning and Mrs. Stowe are
each 66 years old.
Madam Bonaparte's jewels have been
appraised at $4,000.
Cardinal McCloskey sold his New York
residence for $50, 600.
Mr.. John Keats. the poets nephew, is a
civil engineer in Missouri.
Madame Bonaparte always burned can
dies instead Of gas in her room.
Wilhelmj has had his portrait painted
IN miniature on the back of his violin.
Railway frogs never croak, though their
owners often do.
John Dunn, the right man of
hing Ceteweyo, Is a renegade English
man.
The big poster Of the circus aggregation
proclaImeth the proximity of the tentlng
season.
Paul Boyton has one advantage over
steamboats-he isn't always running into
snags.
The Regents Of the State of New York
have conferred the honorary degree of
LII. d. on Thurlow Weed.
Kimball has raised the debt of the First
Congregational Church of Middletown, n
Y, amounting to $2l, 800.
After completing his electric light. Edi-
son will invent flying machine, with
which to fly away and be at rest.
An envelope collection will soon be
taken up in the Catholic churches for the
assistance of Archbish op Purcell.
Brooklyn people say that they have had
enough of the Talmage trial-that the fun
Is all squeezed out of the thing.
Maggie Nutting. the only child saved
from the wrecked steamer Nets in August.
1872, died at lion, n. Y. last week.
Hon. Horace Maynard. Uuited States
Minister to Turkey, has sailed from Phila-
delphia en- route to Constantinople.
A Muscatine Iowa. mother spoiled the
'.elope" of her daughter of twenty with a
youth of Is by hiding the girls pocket
book
Last week the meanest man was in
Goshen. Ind. He cut his throat with a
borrowed razor. He isn't there this
week
Princess Louise is painting portrait of
Mrs. Scott-Slddons. Mrs. Siddons has
often painted her own face-Detroa Free
Press.
The first performance OF Mr.. Petroleum
V. Nasby's" play at Providence brought a
handsome profit to Mr.. Nasty" and to
Mr.. Burgess, the leading actor.
Garibaldi is not a revolutionlst. except
in about a halfway sense That is. he Is
he is one of the kind of hardly ever
chaps-hardly ever revolutionary.
The Saratoga Debating Society has
reached the conclusion that hope is a
greater source of pleasure than memory
Hurrah for hope.-Bn6dio Express.
Modjeska is charged with saying that
Wilhelmi is terrible fiirt, and is more
renowned in Warsaw for his gallantries
than for his musical accomplishments.
Washington Nathan. who was shot at
the Coleman House. New York, by the
actress, Birdie Bell. alias Mrs Barrett. is
reported to be in a serious condition.
A human goose, named O'Donnell; OF
Madison. Ind. lately accomplished the
cannibalistic feat of eating twenty-four
boiled goose eggs inside of thirty minutes.
Every one will forget all the hard points
In the Vanderbilt will case in remember
ing that the Old Horace Greeley claims
were settled to the last cent
Mr.. w. A. Crowffut. late Of the Graphic.
in writing verses and paragraphs for the
New York Tribune. You may have motto
ed that the Tribune has been quoted con-
siderably oflate.
Just think ofit,-but for new bonnets we
could have no churches, and but for church
es we could have no living" and but for
''ivings" we could have no clergymen
Blessed be bonnets,
The Los Angeles. (Cal. Herald says: ''If
you have a good dog, don't stop TO ask
whether or not he is fond Of music. but
take him at once TO police headquarters
and get brass band around his neck"
Peter Dryer. the converted minstrel. of
New York, has been missing two weeks.
He gave his wife and children fifty cents
and left rent bill of 300. 1t Is reported
"a tall woman in black" wife of another
man. DIVER established a mission in Chi
cago at one time. His backsliding Is a
caution to the faithful.
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THANK YOU heartily Tor Your very pleasant