The Red Cloud chief., 1879-03-13

NEVIS step % sdox's tasl ru'ss' The
other end - The dog IA nile away iroHa
the ,Ail.-Toaixvs grasa.
N urgrn, need IL Aiasssoss = ~;
strength be transferred from "a Sunsr
10 is dairying enterprise
L~srsbSrpsss-
Tux man who sighed Dor sAs reg
os q bird dsi not. sPParvnslY. las
thai the legs -srv much more ssosF n
ins.-Rostgs Fpsf.
AlxxApr IL is aanoancei iAa, ikS
..heft" u The srsl, crop foS anntAer
.c.soa IL ruined shippers vii Pr"es
bly order The bottoms ~ their ea'sei'
raised another inch or - oa Inc ssFvnEth
Of h-Fbss Ia Lac Eepe'tr.
wnKs Colf.x married pretty Ss.'c
Wade. years sgo, u w.s Noble Ffen
ia. who went, absas among AEs A.
Qaaintances. sskisg. Since t"sfAs h~i
Nellie waIc. ~hy does nc not have he'
uncle weighed Al.aP" Apd wasa they
would sll give II up. he wusli answer
..Becansc he. Hen Made "-Pasi
CITIZEN ven; into \ Norwach hAri-
ware store the other asy AMI Inquired
How much 10 you ask FOR a bath tab
for \ ehlld2" Three dol AZ. AMI SEQ
cn,y tiys Goats" wAs tao frPlY-
.w-h-e ~" whisslet Tho CUSTOMER.
Guess vel have - keep on wAshing
the baby in the Goa! .cu:ile Ill prcss
come down ."-SorrioA Bzllots
Tn,r begged him 70 play a i.ale lie
seemed u DC bAshhal AZ hrs;, bus Atsr
awhile began ID paw Tho IVORY sigosoas-
ly. "whai power" said a ltsisass 30
the owner Of the piano "les. 81
claimed the latter Ia alarm. BE seems
Ia have considerable muscle ba; be
ough, 10 lnow tha, TN, isnt = gymuA-
sium. "-iasrssrs' Ba.ar.
In n primary school no, long AZ 'ho
teacher undertook - convey - her Pu-
pills an idea a the uses ot the hyph"n.
She wrote on the blackboard Bird
nests" and pointing Ia the hypAea asa
ell The school. What Is that tor
After n short pause a lttls fenisn
piped out. "Fla4e. ma'am, that foT tho
burd 10 rooshi on"
A RAILROAD conductor ~fiiss a !"ns
communication Ia the Ft'HHf - come
bat the current hAllucinat.uu that the
coming generation ot Americans will bo
puny, sickly. and played out lln cs
p~eriencc Of many years coHyiuces him
that the contrary b. the case. AMI that
the average American chill # 4" under
Il" who travels 90 n half fare ticket. -
~ large n a boy or girl If u oT IT, us'd
10 be in antc-railroai days. ale ihints
that an instructive and interesting art
Gle might be written by some ph}sl-
ologist on the subject 20 The influence q
the invention 20 railroad. upon tho de
yeiopment IL the infant Amoric1n
Chioago TrTbnas.
A GOOD story j. told II Rev. HALEY
Proctor. who once preached IN Rutland.
Vermont. Oue bitter cold day. when
the church was bal, bali warmed. bf"'h-
er Proctor hal i"r his trSt a very warm
verse, nddrcAscd Ia those "on The i'ft
hand" and. like the rest II us.hs seem
eli Ia feel the antaRonism between The
weather and his subject. Just bri"f"
the benediction he leaned forwarl ani
said To one a tho dcacpns IN front "a
the pulpit, ia tones loud enough - b"
heard by MI, and in the nasal t~ ang that
can only be appreciated by three ~hp
have listened - the ycnsTthls ilt
Jones, "Brother Gfiggs. do sec that
this house 1, better warmed this af'ft-
% It's II no Kind "a use fJr mr q"
warn sinners Of the dangers q hell wh@n
the very idea Of hell il a comfort %
them. "-HaieTriiic Nal.