The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1879-06-13
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"A water COuTse-A series OF temperance
lectures
Michigan is spoken of as a State full
Of climate.
For sail or to rent--A spread of canvas
on vessel
The song OF the iawn-"Call me early,
mother deer"
is n carpenter unhealthy when he's
a mailing man?
Sweet are the uses of pedestranism-
to the shoemaker.
"A felon on the thumb is worse than
two in the penitentiary.
Ladies' like archery clubs, for they are
always sure to have bows.
Some one has discovered that the mud
puddle is something to add mire.
The nmble footed mule is used as the
light fantastic tow for a canal boat.
Beer has suppauted wine on the tables
of some of the best hotels in Vienna.
Irish servants, experience teaches, are
more honest than those of other nations.
Picture frames are not always hung on
account of their gilt, any more than men.
IL you nave niue pig, you can give II
whey ana SUN keep It, ih's Is " cufuiing
1t is when a schoolgirl first puts an
to the word low that the spell begins to
work
There is a German prOverb which says
that Take 1t Easy and 'Live-Long' are
brothers.
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rov,' a,,,l,, ,Ln iaiios ps,,;n, ~
so to' ."oal- Jus
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5air dnns
ia ''? Ti'' ;,,'' "G'h ,i,h re NAY nf
ransna,or
'0",r"P'''
Two hundred and eighty servants have
paarh uE|ei' u,tei 80 N'''''''' ''''''"'
PUCK says that the difference between
siik dress and calico gown Is material;
we've read OF men VINO stand over SIX
feet, but have never seen any VINO stand
over more than two.
To the small boy there are four seasons
the circus season, the green apple season,
fourth OF July, and winter
The man who oririnated the saving
Hurry is the mark of weak mind,
never was chased 10y bulldog.
--There's many man whose highest
ambition il to successfully contest n seat
90 nall keg in corner grocery
-,
o, n' nf "a A'i'u;a u",NIy m.o .tieu 10 selu
wa. ,yas a,toi M for nn att.mnf nt bioct tmeiIinI
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caro,no,' ,uith thJs ini,ro,io, "Iyhat iiose iose
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ah.,oh ,o,..o, :. Ci.o;..; e.,,
hoi, 70 .ano,, ,o;ninn doIIars ;nat lnn,. ls,
arn,,rb t,,,,,rr,, ,i.to,', ,,.h,, baJS bn,,ass
of bsr own "0''0
r,o,tar he,, nonr D. shet vn" ore r9r can au
ni,ors o:oo,,o f,ar, I;,,i"
the 6ulrs.eye.
Is oui ''"' 'n'uSh 1t "oulu NC unjust
we may justly say Of a man who does not
gamble that he is no better.
Corof,I o,,I,,.is sLo,r, +l,o+ tl,, or,o,,r+
of omrnoni, con,aineJ in sn",y i. 10 mali
that tha heneGriaI rff,cts Of sn,,v nnon tha
'oil are d"e 10 o'ner causes
"A Wisconsin city, in order to avoid
scandals in its girls schools has decided
They want principals, not men
The Boston l6"rier somewhat sarcastic
cally remarks: The police of New York
are being vaccinated; But what ; the use of
it, They never catch anything
"A tramp in Nevada answered TO the
question OF doctor 10 wh9m he applied Tor
reiie'' as 10 What h' cpuld 90 III the way OF
WORK. "e''' ooc'or' cou'u u'g graves
Let man pull straw out of a haymow
at Leadville to pick his teeth with and the
nn" tnnT tn hav ras worth aoo6 ,o uns
ier.9,
The oldest Episcopal church now in
use IN New England Is at Marolehead. The
nar;sh rn.t haye heen f,nnde3 80 ',aarS are
bafarn N"''
AT pesth placard in a much-freduent-
| ed ina announces Gentlemen are request =
ed not 10 natter Tue ienale servants on
sne s'a'is' "' many uiSneS nave 'hus oeeh
oloAeh'
A Mississinni i,nloa was inst SAVING
that no one but a coward wo1ld carry q
pistol, When ms own IelL iron! from ms POCKET,
wa, u''cna'seu' al" Tue pu'leV MT lawyer
III 'no is'
| --"Io,y to train our c,rls IA ores,ior
which any fr.t-clas, dressmaker is aiwavs
HaP!y 10 answer, 10 tIe atlsidction OF the
iashloh'loVlhS glrIS' II not ol tnelr Dill
hating P"PaS'
Father Uvacinthe oG,r. the s'commnn.
ion in both kinjs " not only to tbosa who
have confessed according to the rite of Rome,