The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-03-15
SUN BEAMS.


When man goes on tares he sows his
wild oats
Going the rounds of ihe press-The girl
who waltzes.
Every dog has his day, but the nights be-
long to the cats.
The Hindoos are reading "Hamlet" in
their language.
=. When Jack Frost comes aud sIaps your
face, why slap jacks
Men whose business is looking up-hs-
tronomers.
A profit is appreciated in its own coun-
try Grdphic.
A woman that successfully hides her
age is educated beyond her years.
The man who has erows-feet about his
eyes probably has plenty Of caws.
Why is the busy bee like human content
ment! Because it's humbug
Money is so plenty in some Western
States that even new cider dosnt have to
work.
Mending blue stockings with white yarn
makes them q darned sight too copspic-
uous.
Don't get in debt to shoemaker if you
would call you soul your own. --CamdeH
Post.
Putting bent pin in chair is very
amusing practical joke. 1t never fails to
excite mans rise-abIiity.
A Jealous wife snatched her husband
bald headed last week for talking in his
sleep about Ann Arbor.
The only reason why we do not see
ourselves as others see us is because we
can't be looking everywhere at once.
The only time any one ever favors poll
tics in the pulpit is when he hears the
clergyman go for the opposition.
A great curiosity-The woman who can
drive nail without hitting her finger nine
times out of a possible ten.
When widower and widow, both with
children, get married nowadays, they call it
pooling their issues"
'T never knew fashionable woman who
didn't think more of fool than of an up
right, sensible man," says Talmage.
Consistency, thou art jewel" as the
Office boy said when he got the paste the
right thickness transcript.
Every man is made better by the possession
of good picture, if it is only landscape
on the back of dollar note.
Look out for the paint" shouted boy
in the gallery of a Chicago theatre, when
the hero OF the play kissed the heroine.
In Danbury clothing store is card an
nouncing: Perfectly fitting garments.
Every article sets as good as hem"
A patent medicine advertiser says fat is
not conducive to long life That is 80 A
fat hog rarely lives through the winter.
Mrs. Partington says she has hunted
and hunted and can't find out who said,
THAT Ruth crushed to earth shall riss
again"
No rich American ever knows what he is
worth. After his death his family are gem
orally glad to make his fortune pay off his
debts.
1t has been demonstrated that the wood
chuck has more cunning than a fox, but the
fox has got the bulge ON the business and
will keep it.
There are sixty ''sure cures" for
consumption, and why cOnsumptivcs will
continue to drop off is mystery to patent
medicine men.
Out in Nebraska when two good men went
the same office the caucus decides in favor
of the one who has door-plate on the front
door.
''Oh, yes, they have ribs enough" she
replied as she hid down corset, but they
don't feel like mans arm, and you don't
look for 'em Sunday nights" .
The Minnesota man who knocked
preacher down in church is still wondering
how many of the congregation struck him.
He put the number at 5000.
The price for drawing tooth in Chicago
is one dollar. This would seem an out
rageous price, but it takes one man to hold
the patients cheek back.
A young doctor spends his leisure hours
practicing on the eornet, and psssers-by,
thinking an alnputation is going on inside.
are deluded as to the number of the mans
patients.
Corduroy is becoming very popular Al o
material for children's clothing, and as it ia
about the only fabric that will bear sliding
down hill and improve by the operation,
there seems to be 4 sort Of eternal fitness
about it,
Dr. Johnson once sileneed notorious
female backbiter, who was condemning
some of her friends for painting their
cheeks, by the remark that it is far less
harmful thing for lady to redden her
own complexion than to acken her neigh
boris.
A boy asked his father the other day