, 1879-03-04


shu hns Qoud nIunnlkin, which would ee bot |
ter II 1t vera not Ii the pusltton Of venils
friuhtenc4 IT. her lu7elfnesK. shu Inns all tie
carts a,"i ncans of illustrating fhe @ saa'sso @ u
lectures elie proposes tu Gl7c, md, IN tna sreca
rlrn lecturt. exhibited III lnicl' knnR!sti&G oI
her sublgct tl1at unu may hope 10 fsnd IL aoly
treated.
Early The other morning two rniher secdy- |
locking yoNng en SntsEe1 tne tat, saloon Q! ncnt. 1
sPisb naes t. by ssH.0H T. sstsa aot @ soot
lke ny own sgn1oartt MS n9t ,9t i sa'a ,S
ryplicd onu Of his visitors; #, iact, it's an ex-
act duplicate aftt. Your satt'on'a on y curncr,
you tee md you nuet t. hsve s,Enfma.n T, = n't 1
Id s s'a sSs 5 aSs9 'fSesa'3s rs.posd Ms1 !Ss IT, a
ieriocutor "our firm Is Just starting IN tusl.
ss @ "cs We r. eos sn' .s st tsai se for md M ra 3
so,t W WIN ~ sreatea ,i,at Thing ot' beauty,
md III ilavc chrome. llthoEraph n tMsnty-
you can show lem our address, md for every
order yuu send rs you'll ret your c4m1n!aa:of
Why, a ea1oon-koeper up our way makes 81 n',I
81 q daylon commissions alone" yell nov
said Tho llonest Tcuton, rc,enttnE. "Scc1nEtt's
you, mud that W. want to Introduce !our bus-
Mcss,n repltef! the yo'1nG nun. "Wo'll let you
have that st0nooard for y cents. Is paint t.;I on
Grafton the artss's tno md tlle bnare which u
OF scasoned Nurway p'ne, kin-fric, md I'M
nortcd cxpreasly for our company. II yo9 ca;i
gst s!xn Ike .lat onyvherc else fot ,sss'n i ~
It sl,nn't cot you d eeut.'', Dot ISL 80:
bald 81 for dose tlenboard't outssde,"'
sald the eaookcsper ~ ,,sr thoRt ,%i ,rra s.
was a reciprocal tariff on paints n'ltl brushes
anil lutnGcr was selling Of F35 NIL $40 0n thou
aand feet. Eserythlne's down now. a.1d We We % 10
lot you have i 40 much c!eausr." .the saoon;
keeper sud he would give them bo cents a,ni
treat, aud. alter Ill ontslated discussion, they
accepted bis ofIer uni took the money 4nu Two
we'tu atcad Of You, old nan." saia tils @ agsnss
Of tic Chicago metropolitan ssn.ratnting Com.
panY; "6D cents md two drinks az whisky
nake 70 scnt," t, "p"ts "t's. owl rFa, a, po}s Sa.o
x"'sAs lend nSe Dot eets. er"mo.1tldosraph, YOU
nin now a,l they SAID Tux t %onlan .i'. h NJ unh
got so much aElcatl Of them after all, when, On
gotng out TO put up the .ucw sgnboard, ha
found that tim old uno Ind disappeared atsl
subsequent investigation showed TINT lie hau
bought his own property
a conductor On the Rock Island Ra!lrona tho
other day took On board ut . way,statton A.pasts
Of four people, to-wit, a,i old lady with mouth
like the alt OF a post-otllce bog, md the skin
drawn tiGht ovar her noac, o bus!i!ng spnstcr;.
ycars-if not more-ler Junior. anl boy with
an nito.basso voice and faint suspicion Of =
,nnssasl,e. Mhcn a.e conductor ea1nc rouud
sf en.5 tfs IL ts Sa,osssma os a " %0 s vas sa
ccrn, REPLIED ursskly: Here, mister, Is three
tickets atnl a half, for me, 4!nl my darter NJ
randy here. atstl her beau. We're agong to Chi-
caeo. au1 MiraIdy is TO bo nnrrled to him there;
nlHl Us Jonas. tllat's my littlc bos here, t'nu
never been to Chicago, wo up and made taml-
" party, a'.'l tic ceremony is to take place a.
Dts ami A,monnssss, y nsi Ssot1s alt ts!ls; Ill.,
' "'an TOT of uo punrl,. Eleven yssars and 10
mouths; hu'll b. Il on the Cd ot May, at twenty
! Just u,oscd In and llc carpeta weren't down,
lady; "hoys uadcr ~ = halt fare, ssn't tieSp' N
"1esn. said tue condqetot "nat ,ss,. .a. ~ S'S
30, hc's very snowinE ooy.-Ms al'nettte u
, Just drc11ut, NJ you'd know il you bad to feed
i.," said i!1c old lady. and rs Tor bis clothct
. October, ani ut Christmas tiu,e declare II they
: wasn't clear up 10 Ills knees, he'd Erowcu So
~ dun't kuow,n sad tue conductor, doubtful
~ but tho Gig lady liyed puast tho ,,sa seat , slS
! she extrueted hls book. lie amt but II
yeura anil 10 1montha old, eho said. with son,'
i, warmth, "au,l I've got the documents lcrn t
I trnln this mtnutv mud take me beloss tho Boare
of Kailroud pud Warehouse Commissioners al.
see It I don't prove 1t nna make you torGye M
after lold your peasc. Ihls y .e iamliy hns as;
r lii black ai,d while tho names nn1 aRse, 0
9 myself and my husballd-Tbo's dead-a!;d g g
= ny three chld1on;-Jerushas born Anrtl ~
'e ksp s spy q + hsa?en as sStd ssa a 2a ss sss
!. ID years m @ md mouths oId atsi Jynas Lincoln
It mr. son, who is u years old On tho p OF hfay,
twenty minutes nt:er II a H., or IL may hay
u u recn twenty-five, for I'erhaps tue closk wan,
J. Ia, the Gospel a''4 ltkewisc thu OLD IestaMsn M
trath-ooa for youtsell yonI ygIrM want to .sr,,, IN
% Miss Miranlaa' he sald. "Ycs, Mlrandy Shove
Scott, called altor ne.. iathst's sister, MI
i,an .ss ,s snsxs nt 1877 f eonTed o9Gnwd1 tho A a.,
+ ductor. "Nlretccn iast scptomner, md
u tint Bible," sal the old lady with sudden Y
;nssy s9as o o boia boG wS sany as, uaaTtt W
+ jonas is la years ald ID months old. instead
xt II years al 10 a9nt!ls rfis trg,e know; y
II, ycars I've thought Jonas Lincoln was growi'
ii boy, md no WONDER" Tiers hhu tut tho BIB
10 away carefully. "Autl never thought to loo
- remember tl.s dav so well-about 20 'ninut
past II o. ILL.,, on thu morning oi the VI Ut Ma
ID Ol course must pay full iare for Jonas; q
D. p, family record Is RIGHT; ! know t. Jesasf'
ts coin, born III 1SUB.' And she patd fur arotll
oI hulf.tlcket, whft Miranda lookcd as II Il
ar Palmer lluuee had been lifted OIL OF lcr vlr.
e. ~ hrcaat.
~ n w8sr SIDE ELEVATED RAILWAY,
in a rcal.cssate deuler. und prominent, rosIde
ell Of the West D!vslun Inns on llanu su4enu +
Of building an elevated railway, whleh le asserts
~ to bs purely Wost-slde atsar. lle "A
a. that several 81 tllr wcalthiest ot The e1tzeus
ng Tint division have cnteFed seriously tntn Il
nlnrl, aluI tlIo corroratton papers arc III rrtwe
"a, u being taadu out. 1t Is proposed to layo
10! 10. rnptu stock Ut $l,0,000 III silarrs af 3l
~ eavI.. That the road will la couatructeS unou
~ ~ same principle as the one In Ncw York. vi
~ sl1ttons every tour hlMks, ut which the e:
~ | will ktup wlr1ler theru are nty pAsBengcra
~. ~. ect MI VI MI or not; thus probably shv sag
w., fare will be- churgeA to the city limits that
III rllargeu bY tlls street-ear c01hpanlesi uni II
h, pssibiy t.e railroad M.it egtun1 to Austin II
Id cvel, u Oak tark. As to tho right ot way
m. t4fnky It Gun bu obnnra ettllct M Adams
~ siouree streets, Or. II IT cannot, then ny ale
II it11hr pNf