Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-10-16
Whole n o., 412.
Wit AND ntnon;

: a bat that flies without winys-A brick
!. bat.
:. How to mark table liaen-y-pset the
I gravy.
In Setting out plum trees lc sure they'r3
plumb.
Patient walters - Physicians withou.
practice.
Feathers are used this year to trim every
thing except hotel pillows;
. Was any boy ever caught crawling Under
the canvas OF Il gospel tent!
Never abuse Il tIermo.uctef when it is
down, unless it gets too low.
A little boy in New Jersey wants to
know What Adams second name rftis.
There is one doctor for every 600 people
in t'e United States. Into the laws of
death roue the Co.,
The railroads of the world require $780,
OOO.OOO sleepers. which is an excess over
those in she churches.
The cucumber must add largely to the
census returns. for it doubles up the popu-
l'tlon OF the country every summer
"A patch on the seat of boys trousers
is something fiew untler the SON. When
we were young it was always something
old.
The young man who wanted to be an
angel says he is not particular about it just
at this time, rs he has got acquainted with
the young k,tlies across the way.
a candid Deidwood paper says: '.The
absence OF editorial matter this week is
owing to the failure of our Eastern ex-
changes to reach here before we vert to
press
When Is married man 4 ffrdg Wher.
he comes home at ? y. IN. Z. S.-For ths
beileth OF Bachelors (it not being necessary
tor the married tactionl, we explain that
When nhin comes home at the hour nanl-
Ell his wife makes him quail.
'"hy DON'T you have guide boards
iere: Il dunno, mister. DO they have
them in your country!r .'les, at every
corner. like civilized people," "Well, if
yO'r fnNl brought one OF them along with
you. you wouldn't have been without one
here"
The other day. IS two frien.ls were talk
ing together in the street. IL donkey began
10 bray and whecse and cough in a dis
tressing manner. What Il cold that dom
Key has, said one of the men. ''And by
the way. tEat prs mc in mind-how is
your cough!'
: An ifsA'''han who was standing on
Lon'on bridge. said 20 youth, 'Faitk
ami ! think know yees; what's YER
lr'me:' ''jonec." said the boy. ..Jo,es.
Jones" said the frlslnrar. Amt knew
several olrsd MAIDS by that name in Dub
lin; was aither OF them yer mother?''
AT a legal investigation Of Il liquor seiz-
nre the Judge asked an unwilling witness.
What was in the barrel that you hady"
The reply was: "Well. YOUR Honor. il
was marked whisky on one end of the
barre, and Pat Duffy on the other end. so
hat can't say whethcrit wrs whisky or
Pat Duffy WIS in The barrel, being as alt
IN my oath"
A good joke is told at the expense of 81
'a'1'lica Plain, MISS. sexton. who pro-
'iJred tffe con-iffini"n wine TOR his church.
When he made his purchase he also
'onylt some whisky for himself. The
wo denijohIls got nnxee., ard on the fol-
uwirs SlnfEy the commandments received
whisky instead Of wine. some ofthc sisters
'eing considerably choked by the strong
iquft.
A wcrtly doctor or divinity approached
Paddy Ryan near the city hall yester-
ay, and placing one hand on the athl;te's
houlder, said: My dear sir, anyone
lessed with such Il physique and such
|npely proportions ought to be good
E1n." The clergyman was startled by
addys rcpy' ~ COOL man? Well. vou
tyonr fife fma better man thar Dwyer."
Is needless 10 add that the assertion was
Ot cC7ftrakesed.