The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1879-01-09

OIo' Miteue hung up nat stocking
and receivedt Lords prayer.
"whatp dliL to know, SAID school.
boy, sis how tn mouths Of rivers can be
80 much larger tuan their heads"
A man in Cleveland gives notice tia,
be il "out of politics" In Cleveland
Cleveland Ohio! Why, the man must
be dead.
Gail Hamilton hung up her stocking,
bat Santa Claus, the dear old stupid,
thought It was . cover for . billiard
cue.
The young maA who took up the col
lection in church the other Sunday.
when nothing but scent pieces were
forthcoming, remarked that it was .
neat bit of nickel plating.
Favorite hymn Of Gov. Seymour !:
"Cheese 10 my all -
Mr.. Kearney is home, and truly there's
no place like home.
The presidents dearest kin is believed
to DO the pumpkin.
Advice to New York police when in q
crowd: Beware Of pickpockets.
Beaconsfield il determined to put I'm
ear-a scientific frontier-on Afghan.
ism.
An exchange says that horse pistols
have no legs. This 10 doubtless because
they are all arms.
Bob Ingersoll bets $50 that be won
20 to hell. We should like to see some
hhdv win tha hat
The dairy convention is one Of the
most interesting events that has curd
in Now York for long time.
Whore there's will there's whcy,
and where there's . whey there's .
cheese.-Horatio Seymour.
Wade Hampton 10 we'll again. but he
wouldn't trust . mule any farther than
he can throw him by the fstIock.
"Do you at any future time intend to
be . king 7" 10 now among the questions
asked man who 10 getting his life in
sured.
"Peter Cooper occupied seat on the
floor of the Senate yesterday after
noon. Too bad to make the old man sit
on the door considering his in6rmity.
William Sackville GORDON, employed
as letter. carrier in Australia, died re-
Gently. He was son Of the late Lord
Henry Gordon, and cousin of the mar.
quis Of Huntly.
Washington Post: Carlyle wants to
know show long John Bull will stand
having . miserable Jew dance on bis
belly" Thomas has mistaken his call.
ing. He ought to have been para
graphsr.
1t 10 thought that the duke of Cumber.
land, urged by his prospective father-in-
law, the king Of Denmark, and English
realtives, may snd::by coming to terms
with Bismarck and getting his money
back.
Ben Butler has been delivering an ad.
dress to the dairyman's convention in
Now York. He has been told to cheese
It 20 emphstically lately that Ben evil
IDENTIFY believes himself to be in the
cheese business.
The tramp may not b able to square
. circlet but only give him the chance
and he'll provo to you that be can
get round square meal with . math.
ematical completeness that will astound
you.
Mr.. Glsdestone's sdmirer will pre-.
sent him on his Goth birthday noxt week
with silver axe with handle of ebony.
DR.. Mary Walker says that Charley
Ross was stolen bv bis father. She will
presently be telling US Judge Hilton
stole Stewart.
A Cleveland editor kicked Max Stra.
kosch down stairs. Bot perhaps Max
allows himself to DO kicked for adver-
Using purposes.
Sir Garnet Wolsey's health has been
20 shattered by his residence in the
island Of Cyprus that no contemplates
avisit to England in order to recruit.
The king of siam has three thousand
wives. He couldn't afford to have near.
Iy so many in this CT untry, where
women are 90 extravaganza, and where
the fashions change so often.
The mule will kick anything. An
Indiana mule has just kicked the
bucket.
Economy 10 wealth. Even the stove.
pipe 10 coming out with its last winters
SCOT.
An Indiana paper having named Hen.
bricks and Hampton - tho Democratic
ticket for 1880, the South Carolina pa
pers are inviting the editor to turn bis
ticket end for end.
Susan fell in love with . bookkeeper,
and when aunt Mary asked about his
position in life, Susan said demurely;
"He's count, aunt" which proved
satisfactory to both parties.
At an artistic supper, not long since,
some ono said that "The RoILcsli,
clever - it wss, he'd been injudiciousIy
praised. 81 call IT," said this person,
"The men Who were mustered after
they'd been peppered."
A Fearful Saggsstion-Fred Ito
ohum)-l dresmpt about ysu last night,
Bsb. Bob-l hope il was pleasant ?
Frsd-O, yes! very pleasant while it
lasted. | dresmpt that you pad the
$40 you Owe me.
"When I WAS trsysline in Msseachu.
sets, some twenty years ago." sa;d
traveller, al bad seat with the driver.
Who on stopping At the poet Office. -
luted IN Ill looking fellow on the step
nth a(:onA ~ovosoD IuAoo Sandeva /