The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-08-12
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but it takes good manyof them to do
it. M
A xreenback dollar 10 be worth |
one hundred cents In goId-Yes!
Vegetables come up quicker on the
sea than on the lane, especially if you
have eaten hearty dinner and the water
is rough.
A Dutch Judge, on conviction ofa cul.
prit for having four wives, decided ::
"He has punishment blenty;I lifs NIT
one!"
A Boston child remarked. after gazing
Iearnestly 81 man Hho was bald, but
had heavy whiskers, "His head was put
upside down, wasn't q"
Bayonets at elections mo!
DR.. John Lord. tue lecturer, is respon.
sible tor tails: "The Queen Of France,
womanlike, confded {, Richelieu all her
secrets, and he manlke, betrayed them
every one.
Tuere are many things in this world
that are as deceiving as flshhook With q
worm on it; you don't feel the point un-
til you bite. -,
Benz r. Jewell, Secr,t.ry Massachu-
sets Total Abstinence Society, has
pledged over forty thousand children du-
ring the past eight years. r5f gsa
A greenback dollar 60 be worth
one hundred cents In gOld--Yes! 2
Plants for the window next jwiute,
should be kept a little shady through
the summer and should have all flowers
pinched off as they appear. ~.
Marshals at elections-No!
An Arab writer says: Awoman will
make as long and as patient a tug as
camel If you only give her kind word
and show her a bit Of green comfort a,
the end. 68 ~ a
Alabama has an Anti-Equestrian So
ciety, based on the belief that horses were
never made to carry burdens on theil
backs, and that it is extremely cruel tc
ride them. - i.''
/ "Landlady," said he, "the coffee ISM
settled" "No," she replied. '.but I
comes as near it as your last months
board bill does:" and that man nevel
spoke again during the meal.
j A greenback dollar to be worth
one hundred cents In g0ld-Yes!
A Missouri house took Gre at nigh
and the first alarm came from an old
shot gun hanging on the wall. Itsgot
red-hot and doomed away, and the fami.
| ly had time 10 save themselves.
! A country physician being asked wha
is the proper season to leave off winter
4 faunels, replied that he left bis off a
night on the 30th Of June and resumed
them in the morning on July 1st
The fellow who was told that another
drink would kill him, said "If haf tc
die femme, but l will take two horns
first" This is The correct origin of the
expression, "two horns to q. dilemma.
] Supervisors at elections
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| Nothing exceeds that peaceful calm
which steals over young man as be sits
in the shade and watches his mother
maui carpet on the clothes line. He
pities her, but he don't invent carpets.
| An old woman who went int the poul-
| try business, thinking she could make Q
fortune by selling eggs, gave it up in dis
gust, because, as she said, sthe hens'll
never lay when eggs is deal, but allus be.
| gins as soon as they're cheap" ss
| A little girlwas punished by her moth
er for some misdemeanor. When the
correction had been finished she looked
up pleadingly and said. "Sing to me,
mamma." .sWhat shall | sing ?" HSing,
There is rest for the weary" sla7q
An Irishman adorned with blue rib
bon went into an apothecary's shop and
said to the clerk: "Ifye place. sir, I'm a
temperance man, but If ye have any soda
water ofthe stringth and quality Of whis-
key I'll trouble We for little" 'ieiti
Generals EWING and WARNER
and Hon. CHARLES REEN1LEIN
/
Meeting to be held in W0odsfield
On Saturday, September 9th.
"John, did you take the note to Mr.
Jones1" "Yes; but / don't think be
can read it." "Why 90, John 2" 'sBe-
cause he u blind, sir. While was In
the room he axed me twice where my hat
was, and 1t was on my head all the time. "
A principal OF Vassar College stepped
suddenly into one Of the recitation
rooms and said: "Thst person who IS
chewing gum will please step forward
and put it on the desk" The whole
school stepped forward with one accord
toward the desk, while the teacher slipped
her qnid beneath her tongue and said /:
"Leally, guls, I'm surprised"
wGenerals EWING and WAR
NER and Hon. CHARLES REEM-
LEM will address 1.-THE Democratic
field on Saturday, September 9th.
At q legal Investigation, OF liquor
seizure the Judge asked an unwilling Wit
ness: "What vas in the barrel that you
had 2" The reply was: "Well, your
honor, 1t was marked "whisky, on one
end of the barrel and Pat Duffey' on tae
other end, so that I can't say whether it
was whiskey or Pat Dnifey was In the
barrel, being as am on my oath.''
D&-Generals Ew1NG and
WARNER and Hon. CHARLES
REEMLEIN will address the
Democratic Mass Meeting to
be held in WOodsield on Sat-
urday, September 9th.
Cows will quickly fall off in their milk
unless they have plenty Of clean water
within convenientreac They will suf-
fer considerably from thirst before they
will travel long distances for water,
either in hot or cold weather. II left
too long without water, until they become
feverish, they will drink too much, and
this going from one extreme to the other
will effect unfavorably the health of the
COW and cause decrease of milk. Cows
are Kept solely for producing milk, and
any unnecessary exertion that they are
obliged to make to procure food or drink
will divert just so much Of their energy
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