Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-02-06
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ULt ana HLL5)IOT.
Country seat-A milking stool.
A man Of letters-The Postmaster.
Winter is the season best suited to freeze
speech.
A knight-errant- to get doc
tor.
A candidate il aever tiekled when ne
voters scratch him.
A bar that i. patronized by tetotallers--
mosquito bar.
wi,st is IN ola mail: Why q woman
thst lsas lAen made long time.
II you want 4 short sermon, send your
minister q couple OF fit ducks Saturday
night.
There is 40 bee 50 humble but that he
can he distinguished when you sit Gown
on him.
The man who patronizes a secondhand
clothing store is never troubled with hts.
Ii ''evea.y uaan is tiie architect 0f his
own forttlne," the most Of them had bet
tev abandon architecture and go to saving
wood.
A mules head does not coataia brain
capable OF culture and tine rearing. bat il
is wonderful to what an sKteat ue other
end OF him c:n bs reared.
A courtly Negro r>s.entsy sent seply to
an iavit:.tioa. in which he ''rexr~tteI tl.st
cirr,mnsiuAt<s rspugaant to the requiss-
cence would prevent his acceptance Of the
invite"
A barn door swinging ON broken hinges
Is served as murderer should be. When
It lals E,lltn and killed sOa.s enc, it i geR-
orally hung
4 Wessera paper apologies thas: I'm
place Of Mayor n. vas tight last night
beyond doubt please mad Mayor N.
Vas right" etc. Yhe comp.,sitOr v no
did the mischief has been asked to remove
himself.
Many a young poet might be able to
collect lis scattered thoughts i he would
look in ~ editors waste-bAsket early in
tl.e lAOrainX.
A Kentucky editor says q neighbor Of
his j. 40 lazy that when he works iu the
ya1sen he moves about ~ slowly that the
.a,a.k. OF his broad -brunmed hat Kills the
plants.
The Belle Plain Union says: Suppose
the body -snatchers should carry off the
late Nr. Tilllea!'' 1t is terrible to think of
SUCH thing.
The EistetlifOd ut Utica las been a brill
iaat success. The Welch are good. hon
est. lraceahae people. The only crooked
Wclchi0an we ever r~sd about WAS party
by the rs,.ne of Tahy.-Nev Fork Com
Il wonder. wns.le,' - said little xirl. = II
men ~in ever yet live to he five hundred or
Osw Thousand year. oldr' Mo, my
child" responded the OH man. ''ti'at WAS
tried once. AHd the rHce grew 80 had that
tie world hul TO he dlOwNrtl"
'.Ilurrah for the beautiful sAow." he cried.
"How brilliant. sparkling and clear"
But he eoOn changed his tune, for wicked
xossoon
Plastered some on the rear Of his ear.
About the only debt some people pay.
with0ui being d,Innstl for month or six
weeks. i tile debt Of Datsre-and then
they know tlley'u bsas Vie undertaken or
some o, theiu wouldn't pay that without
kicking.
A man very much intoxicated was taken
to the statiou-house. why did YOU not
bsl him out!" Inquired q by-staa'lpr Of !,
TREAD. bail hian out - exclaimed the
other, "why, you could not pump hin,
OUT
A Vermonter has invented a bottle that
will always tsrn right side up. Now let
him invent sonrtkinE that ~iil enable the
MIN ~iso carries II to ~ the same thing.
and l,e y III s.,On te rich.
A man b~t another IN dollars that he
could TILL him how n,nch water to quart
went OVER the Falls Of Niagara n a year.
TIE hit vas taken. 'Now Mach ~ vas
the question. "r~o piRss 10 quart. re-
piled the first, 40 IN pocketeti the wager.
Bismarck to Kaiser William: II dinks
ii he b<<ser to shtOp dem xOcialisd bal~rs
dot n,akes all dis voolisl.sess. dOp'd ihy'
"Yaw. Otto. yust sendt sr0un.lt come zol-
diels do-moryow und CLOSE ub dem offices.
Der peeblrs list xu:h xet Of gonvcuntle,l
vools unt idiols dot ley would neG'r know
,ley vac boor vnt ragged unit shtarving.
ven dey dOn'd got ZONE edidOr ash doltI
dem aboud III. ehw'