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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04


Connects with Ches. & Ohio 4. 4. Est and
West. a. Iynchhurg with Atlantic Miss &
Ohi1 L. Z. to and from Southwest Virgins,
Chattanooga Atlsnts. Now Orleans, Nashville
Memphis, Little Rock and all points in Texas
At Danville close connection with Richmond
md DanTile T. T. 10 and from the Csrollnss,
Georgia, Florida. and, via Atlanta, with Mobile
New Orleans and Southern Texas
For MANASSAS LINE leave Washington
W g. NJ. snd Alexandra ? Is a. NJ, daily,
except Sunday, arrive St Strssburg at II Is p. m
CONNECTING with the Valley Road East and
West. Leave St1asburg ~ ?. NJ, Front Royal
g p. II, Markham 50 P m, Salem 81 p. m,
Manassas " p. H., arriving st Ale1snoris
North will leave Alexandria on Main Line
train, 81 70 p. m.
Fo: iii4d!eburg, daily connection ct Plains
station.
For Upperrille, regular connection at Dels'
Fo- wAgRENToN, leave Washington at
T u f. n. daily.
Al! s.sias make good connections, st Wash
ia3tcn, 10 snd from North end West.
Sew Orlesns sleeper leaves Washington
I 60 4. H., running through without change,
connecting with through Sleeper to Florids.
Excursion tickets to Jacksonville Florida,
good &c II ay 18th, 1879, q: very low rate.
Through tickets sod at tho lowest rates
nov y J. Il. BROADUS, q. T. A.
1879, :, e 4 AZ; LIZ; 1879
80 THE NORTH, WEST & SOUTHWE EST.
DOUBLE TRACK,
STEGL RAILS, SPLENDID SCENERY
MAGNIFICENT EQUIPMENT.
Nov. TO- 1871 Is p. N.
T7siaa leave Washington from depot Of BAL
TIMORE s. POTOMAC RAILROAD, CO...
nsr Of Sixth and B ST. oets, as follows.
For Fhis. Now York and the East, 1.30 and
i0l5 p. II. daily, with Palace Cars Linn.
ted Express Of Pullman Psrlor Cars ":3J y
CT, daily, except Sunday. For Philadelphia
80 .. u. daily.
2or Fi.!sburg sndthe West 10 q. n. daily, w!..s
parlor Cs7s - Pittsbu-g; 7.40 y. n. dsi:v
9Th Palace Car to Chicago.
Fox Canandaigus snd The Nor:a,, 7.49 ? -:
! daily, except Saturday, with Pssca Car to
Wilkins. For E!mirs, 1919 8. Ii. dsily,
except Sunday.
l.3O, 20. 5 81, TAO AID 10. Is p. m. On Sun
day 10 10 =. N; 130, $50, 741 and 10 Is p. m.
LOCAL Trains.
90: Alexandria 6, 7.l5 s. 9, 10 end II s.;e., NJ /
lt5, 3, 40, ., 6.05 !, s0d ll.30 p. n On
Sunday IL . :. H., and lis and p. N.
| Trains leave alexandria for WashlnSto els,
I.l5 500, 500, 10 and II s.H.,i, 3, 4.2), 5, els
| .IG p. II. ssd Y night.
| On Sundsy IS 500 anu 10 >. m, snd Is p. ID.
| THROUGH TRAIN FOX THE SOUTH, via
Qusn!co and Richmond, will leave Ale1sn-
Iris ct 40 8. n. and 30 p. N. daily.
| Tickets and information can DO procured
principal railroad stations and ticket Office:
! :4ou.teas!. l.. p. FARMER,
Gen'l. Passenger Agent!
FRANK THOMSON
General Manager. nov9
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
FOB TIE POTOMAC RIgER LANDINGS

The new sad commodicus iron ,a>ao \
steamer JOHN w. THOMPSON, Gs=ss stsks-s
built especially for this ROUTE leaves the Gotta
DAY, THURSDAY and SATURDAY,, 3:
7 O'Clock q. N, and Ale2snd-is At 7.30 ii. ~;
returning, arrives EVERY WEDNESDAY
FRIDAY ard SUNDAY. 4. 6 g clock PEI.
This company makes close connections st Al
e1sndris with the ". g., '. u. g e. ). i: j.
received for ell points. North eai South,
handled with care and forwarded with prompt
ness and dispatch.
For further information apply -
+. a. REED, Agent,
jsnpoy's wharf:
tioDsl Metropolitan Bank, 18th street, opposite
tho Treasury DepsrLaisnT. Washington.
NH 10 SAMUEL BACON, l;res.daa..
.ess CLYDEs sTsAa LIN: Is WH&H-
:ssrEAkSS Ii 10
PHILADELPHIA, PROVIDENCE ENn
BOSTON.
Steamer lcsVe AleIsnGria 81 SE.I ~ e.
DAY snd lesve Philadelphia Ky LRT SIT
URDAy, Ct II c!cc6 ia. from PIC! 70. ! y.
Wtar7es.
phia with Clydca regulsr Steamships ic- Fall
River, Providence end Boston.
Freight forwarded with pIomp:Easa an:: cste.
fres of commissions.
No charge for transfer il Philadelphia, AID
wharfage in Boston. Quc!: tins. frequent
departures. Through rates aud Though oils
pf lading given. Insurance s.. tho loves: rates.
Agents:
4. 4. REED, Alezanc-i.
VIM. 7. CLYDE s. CO., Phliacelp his.
GEO. T. HYDE, Georgetown, .. {.
JOHNSON BROS. Washington.
jan 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
FOR NEW YORK

The Al Steamships L. &. KNIGHT .5s-:l;:sAs
and JOHN GIBSON lesye the CON- s ;s5zs$zs.:s
peny's wharf, Ale1sndria, EVERY 5AmU T.
DAY MORNING, snd New York, from rsr
Al East River, EVERY ruEOAY s. four
O. clock p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
Ale1anorla 0azette
TUESDAY EVEN'G., FEBRUARY q, 1872
The Saddest Things.

uc SduutSl kAIuHSt
The ssddest thing TO see or hear.
TO waken q sigh CT draw q tear.
Is % evil look on fair child face;
A young man running sinful racs;
An old man bant meath load OF crimes;
A maid forgetting to blush betimes;
A sinner wearing sanity dress;
A mother robbed of her tenderness;
A missr making god of eold; 80,
A lamb that has strayed from the human fold
Two hearts estrapged that have beat as one;
Twelve wasted hours when the day is done;
A homestead ruined by sad negec';
A hrept treated with disrespeet;
a faithful wife With cruel mate;
A poor man driven from his brother gate;
A sweet dove caught in cunuipg trap
A Samson shorn in DeliIah's LAP;
A living drone 10 busy hive;
A half starved nag on the daily drive;
A mortal going the downward road;
Amsn blaspemin2 bis maker, Gcd;
All these, aud many more We see.
Are the saddest sights in earb's history.
BY IArs. az 4. hidder.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

rrHE BELMONT CANNED PEACHES are
/ decidedly the best in the Market the full
natural flavor being retained. For sale only by
ian Is F. j. DAVIDSON, lat King st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
STEAMERS.
INLAND s. SEABOARD COASTiNG
OF the
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

This company offers unrlvellcd facilities toI
the transportation of frsight and passengers
and will run their steamers regularly is follows
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
RAILROADS,

VIZ e., VIRG. MIDLAND e g. 8: K. 4.
w JOHN s. BARBOUR, Receiver.
On and sitter SUNDAY, December lst,l Is
Passenger trains will run IS follows:
SOUTH BOUND. NORTH BOUND.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
LEGAL NOTICES.

VIRGINIA-kt Rules held in the Clerk
Y Office of the Circuit Court Of Alexandria
county. on tho 9Th day Of Janusry, 1879.
James Rey nolds ard Yife. plaintiffs, In cham
AgslIs! CIV.
Davis and others, defendants. }
The defendants, William Davis and Julia Da.
viz, lis wife, EmmsJ. Bouts, Evan II. Bouts and
Lille Bouis not having entered ther appearance
and given security according 10 the act OF Assem-
bly,, and the rules Of this Court, and it appear
ing by affidavit that they are not residents OF
thsStste it is ordered that said defendants appear
here within one month after due publication OF
this order and do what is necessary protect their
interest in this suit; and that copy OF this or
der be forthwith inserted in the Alexandris Ga
zette, newspaper published in the city OF Al
exandria, once week for tour successive weeks,
and posted O.: the front door of the Court House
of this county. A copy-test:
LOUIS 4. PAYNE, Clerk.
Albert Stuart, D. G. jan l0-w4w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

II dou't know what you mean by not b!iog
an Irishmap," said gentleman who was about
hiring boy, shut you we're born 10 Ireland. y
Ooh, your homer, if that's all, said the boy,
''smalI blame to that. Suppose Jour cat was
to have kittens 10 the oven. would they be
loayes of bread ?"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

"hlr. Taper!hread isn't IN. see," said an
old shopper to the clerk in attendance.
mo m, he's at home to day."
II suppose he has nothing new.
eyes Nd, he has; he's got pneumonla..
"Ycu don't say &C; what arc you getting a
yard for monia, now =
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

DOLL BUTHER-50O lbs of choice and me-
II dunn Virginia Roll Butter for sale in diff
dec II W. A. JOHNSON & co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

TOBURG AND OTHER STYLES OF
~ BREAD. manufactured by Geo. L, Hill i
Co.. for sale st
Jan Il d. q. mlLBU hN'S.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

GUNS AND PISTOLS FOR SALE AT
" COST for cash at So King. corner of Royal
street, Ale1andris, Va. Call and see.
ian III j. T. CREIGHTON & SON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

The Cincinnati Erquler's Essay Oh hlau is
in one canto as follows:
MANS vapor,
Full Of woes;
Starts paper,
Up he goes"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

CMALL HAMS-Choice Sugar Cured hams,
- small, received to-day, and for sale low by
dec 81 j. G. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

NOR FIFTY CENTS-A FINE ACYUNE
z GUNPUWoRK TEA; also goJG Japan
and Oolong Tea. at same low price.
isnl5 r. j. DAVIDSON, l47 King st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
JAS CARLIN & SONS.

CLEIGH RUNNERS, all Sizes Willow
= Sleigh Baskets. Sleigh Bells, &c, full!
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

YTOMATC CATSUP, first rate quality, just re-
Il ceved by
jan 20 j. Q. MlLBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04
TIE ONLY DAILY PAPER Nusra
ERN VIRGINIA.

CIRCULATION STEADILY INCHSA3
lNG-ONE THE HESr ADVER.
TIaING MEDIUMS
THE STATE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

DAKEKS COD LIVER OIL and LIME
d A preparation combining the virtues OF
pure Cod Liver Oil with Phosphate of Limo
making q really pleasant emulsion.
dec II JRNNE1 & w.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

= TIRRCKS CHOICE REFINED LARD
- just received by
jan 20 j. @. A1LBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

1O1 CENTS FOR RIO COFFEE st
i ~ r. j. DAVIDSON'S,
dec 5 147 King etreet.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

A FRESH SUPPLY OF NEW YORK
jsn2l B, W. AVERY, 226 King St
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1879-02-04

OOLUMBIA RIVER CANNED SALMON
~ for sale BY F. j. DAVIDSON,
dec 81 LAT King street.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08
pnlnski Nlnrch-A Centennial
Souvenir.

From Ludden &. Bates Southern Mu'
sic House, Savannah Ga, We receive a
copy of PULASKI March, written by
Prot, Henry Shoeller, of Dalton Ga,
specially for the Savannah Centennial ,
October 9th 1879; and played by. the
Thirteenth U. s, Infantry Band at the
LAYING of the Jasper Monument,
cornerstone, The piece is elegantly
gotten up and reflects great credit on
The enterprising publishers; Its su-
per6 military title page with Autograph
o. the magnificent Pulaski Monument
Of which Gen. Lafayette laid the cor
rer stone in lS23. is worthy of framing
and will make tasteful souvenir OF
this Grand Southeren Centennial. The
March is brilliant and inspiring but
not difficult. Bands are playing 1t
generally aud it is voted genuine
>nccess. 1t should grace every South
nra rill's piano. All Music Dealers
.yli il. Send Accents fora copy
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

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bowels, and even the blood. In SMALL
doses Of one pill day, they stimulate
the digestive organs aud promote Wig,
orous health. Ia
AYER's PILLS have been known for
more than quarter OF century, and ;
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the everyday complaints Of every
body, but also formidable and danger
Gus diseases that have baflied the best
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time, the safest and best physic for
children. By their aperient action
they grippe much less than the common
purgatives, and never give pain when
the bowels are not inhamed. They
reach the vital fountains Of the blood,
and strengthen the system by freeing
Il from the elements of weakness.
Adapted to all ages and conditions
in oil climates, containing neither
calomel nor any deleterious drug,
these pills may be taken with safety
by anybody. Their sugar.coating pre-.
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them pleasant to take; while being
purely vegetable, no harm can arise
from theiF use in any quantity ~
PREPARED By g.. '..-i
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Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD BY ALL pRuoaIsTs EVERYWHERE.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

II oURNING NOTE PAPER b ENVELOPES
The FREE fREss BOOK STAND. u 1f'
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

For Hoarssness. whooping.eoush, 6pasnd Of
the windpips-familiarly knowna The Growing.
Disease "-and. indeed, for all the puluonasyail-
ments most common smong the little people,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

Horse and cattle powders if una
inlteaated are Of immense advantage.
"a: :he Urge, packs now sold are trash,
o.'v one kind now known in this
country are absolutely pure and those
70, SheIiian's.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

Principal Onlce,, IS hurry St.s ME-.
PRICE 20 CENTS.
Sold by Druggists throughout the world.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

DESCENDANTS OF THE GREAT '"DAvY
IN TEXAS. AND WHAT THEY
ARE DOING.

ARE DOING.
Correspondence Of the courisr.Journsi.] .
GRANBURY, Texas. Sept. 30
Davy Crockett is name almost as fs.
miliar as George Washington. Years
ago the eccentric genius. the Tennes-
see Senator, the brave, liberty-loving
Davy Crockett, came to Texas to par
ticipate in the war Of Texan independ.
euce, and was butchered at the now
famous Alamo. along with number
of our houored defenders. Allow me
to state that didn't start out with
the intention of writing a eulogy on
Davy Crockett, as that has been done
q. thousand times by men q million
times more competent, but to try to
give some information as regards his
descendants.
Robert P. Crockett, the only sur.
wing son of the historical David, has
lived on his farm, a few miles from
this town, for good many years now,
and at present is keeper Of the bridge
across the Brasos rixer at this place.
The contract for keeping the bridge
was, awarded to the lowest responsible
bidder, and, as "Unole Bob" desired
the benefit of our school facilities, he
put in bid and secured it.
d. Crockett, Unclo Bobs oldest son,
lives little way in the country. is q
farmer, Justice Of the Peace, runs q
steam cotton gin, and is go.ahead,
alive, good fellow on general principles.
Avery, the next Oldest son is fine
looking young man Of vim and energy
unmarried, and calculated to sustain
his illustrious ancestors reputation
for sobriety and uprightness.
Ashley, another son, married at
about nineteen years Of age, and has
bean connected with the publication OF
the Vidette since it was begun in 1872,
and is now one Of the two editors and
proprietors of that substantial journal.
He was born in this (hood) county
and actually has never been"out OF it
but once. when he went to Weather
ford, place twenty. five miles distant,
and worked in "a printing office nearly
a year. The tour. occurred some
sight or ten years ago. An original
specimen of humanity'remarked to me
several years since that he will yet
live to boast of this fact:
Uncle Bob has been married twice,
and has several daughters, two of
whom are single-and quite handsome,
ne hope they will forgive US for say
ins-and two married, and living in
this county. GuPPY.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08

a an .!u ue most
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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1879-11-08
70 INVENTORS and MECHANICS

PATENTS ani how % obtain lien. Pamphlet
o, co pages free, uPOa reeeiPioi stamps f0f Feet
axe. Adde'S
GIIvNTr svrrg co.
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Only Line in Texas Running Par
lor Cars.

posrvgs. f-1-- s7'l sfsst 20 'h- snh-l~s' -'-s
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Ayers Cathartic Pills

3. .na ~ he q s:s
Indigestions Foul 6tomsoh, BreotHN.
Hesdache, Dfysipelas, HheumS.'
siam, Druptione and Skin Disss ses.
Biliousnoss, Dropsy, Tumors.
ner Pll. for purifying the Bleed,
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Mr.. SAMUEL PENDERGRAss of South Car
olina is now in prison under punishment for
the crime OF writing letter to Washington
paper in which he asserted that there were
fraud and cheating in the election OF last
November. Last Thursday the United States
district attorney appeared before the Judge
and asked for delay of twenty days in carry
ing the sentence into effect, in order to give
the convicted wretch an opportunity to raise
the amount of the fine. The States attorney
objected and the judge sustained the objec-
lima will be as complimentary as the advance
notices of theatrical show.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THE Teller Committee is to be reorgan-
lied, something after the way in which Arte-
mus Ward proposed to ''reorganize" Betsey
Jane. Unfortunately the Republicans are
not so happily situated as was that energetic
woman, and cannot hinder the conversion of
ing machine.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

SENATOR WALLACE, known in Pennsylva-
mia as Coftee-Pot Wallace, ought in some re-
spects to make good chairman for the Tel-
Ter Committee. He probably knows as much
about fraud at the polls as any man in the
country.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Dr.. BLAND, Ben Buffers latest biog-
rspher, teaches US the worth of that Christ
ian hero: He has the brain of franklin,
the firmness of Jackson, the intellectual
force of Bacon, the integrity of an Aristi-
des and the ripe scholarship of Cushing.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20
THE PRESS
THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH 90.

We do not read anonymous letters and commune
cstions The name and address of the writer are In
all eases Indispensable not necessarily for publication
but Ss guaranty of good faith.
We cannot undertake to return or preserve COM
munications that are not used.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

They are boasting in the Dominion that
thirty young men got drunk the other day at
the "Court''. That is nothing. We can do
better than that at any term of the most in
ferior court we have. The Canadians are
given to buster.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THE Springfield Republican has taken the
contract for another big job, the formation of
a new party "that can wait'' until the coun-
try grows up to it. The probability is strong
that all the Republican will make out of the
exhibition OF the process of manufacture is a
share of the gate money!
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THERE is terri BILE excitement in the coun-
try since the disc ,very that the phrase "nob-
by costumes" has been admitted into the
colurans of the New York Post. The phrase
may now be cons idered as legitimized.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

CYRUS W. FIELD is not up to the latest
dodge. At the Atlantic Gable celebration
the other day the visitors passed through his
nephew's parlors to get at the supper table
in his back-yard-and Cyrus never once
thought to throw upon his nephew the re-
sponsibility for the lies the cable tells. Go
to S. j. 7. thou sluggatd. Study his ways
and be wise.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

EVERY regular attacheof the PRESS is furnished
with Card certificate couDtersigned by Stanley T.
Pulien, Editor. All railway, steamboat and hotel
managers win confer a favor upon us By demanding
credentials Of every person claiming to represent ou
ouTnal.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THE Lowell Times thinks "People are los
irig sight of the mystery hanging about the
Cashier Barron's fate in their attempts to iind
some explanation I the conduct OF the
Directors"
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THE CovDgtoD, Georgia, Enterprise says !:
''To-day majority of our negroes will vote
the Democratic ticket whenever true
Southern man offers his name for Office.
There are at least 10000 negro voters in
Georgia and Alabama tnat will vote the
straight-out, old-fashioned Jeffersonian ticket
for President and Congressman in $780,"
You bet! They'll be shot if they refuse the
stra ght ticket.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

THE Lynn corpse seems to be that OF
multitudinous young woman.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20
TERMS $500 PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE.
MEssRs. Ladd and MRrch both voted for
Wright, the Greenback candidate for Speak

The Greenbackers begin to believe they do
not control the election of Speaker.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Boston Post: The new dollar notes to be
issued by the Empire of California will have
10 the centre picture of Emperor Dennis l.
Over this picture will be the inscription, "Pool
your issues..' Beneath it will be the words
"The Chinese must gc.' Around the edges Of
the bill will be a row of wash.tubs, with Meli-
can women presiding and swarm of dead
Cinnamon at their feet.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Punch: Alarming Spread Of Imperaism!-
Unele who has passed all his military
life in India, and just returned (-"Of al
ready, George? What's your hurry, my boy?
Nephew-"Why, you see, uncle, I've got a
Speakers order for the House OF Commons
want to hear Uncle-"Dear mel You
don't mean to say that old rubbish is going on
s.illp'
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20
Notice.

A LII pesrons are hereby cautioned against harbor-
N ing or trusting any If the crew OF the German
Steamship "SchIeswig' Duit master, lately arrived
from Cardiff as no bills of their contracting will be
mhlSdSts CHASE, LEAVITT & co.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

this season for organ grinders to wear their
monkeys with tails looped up in the back
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Nothing makes an editor so mad as an
original poem, with here and there line in it
so long that he can't burn it up without leay-
ing the stove door open.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Syracuse Times: The willy banana now
hangs in the confectiones's window, preparing
to throw its skin out on the sidewalk.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

The telegraph Is yet an iofant.-BJston Post.
Old enough to 90 sparkling, howeyer-N. q.
Register.
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

Boston Transcript: See the moon," said q
lady to her nephew, a bright little boy of five,
as they sat looking out the window the other
day. "The moon?" said the little man. "You
can't see the moon in the day time" "Yes yon
can,'' continued his aunt; there it is over the
trees" The little fellow had to admit that he
saw it, but added, "Tsint lighted, anyway"
The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

There was once young stndent of Latin
Who stuck pins in he cushion of satin
On the chair that his kind teacher sat in.
The teacher sprang high;
But way up to the sky
Went the yells frUm that student of Latin.
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The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20


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The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20

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The Portland daily press., 1879-03-20
Cap and Bells.

Little Jack Greenback
Thought he would lean back
Ard wall for the speskersbip pie;
When put in his thumb,
BE looked very glum,
And Ginning that all the plums had been taken by
the Democrats) he said "What big fool am / %
Boston Advertiser.
st. Louis Paper: The population of Chicago
now is----''That's a base lier'