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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Another Indian E,c.p.de.

Colonel Hatch, in command of the De.
partment of New Mexico, telegraphs that
Lieutenant Merritt, of the 9th Cavalry,
reports from Ojo Caliente that Victoria and
his whole force of Warm Spring Apache
indian escaped on the 18th instant, and
have gone to the San Ma ee Mountains.
When Victoria found he would have to go
to Staunton Reservation, he said he would
die first. Lieutenant Merritt has ordered
a company of cavalry to Ojo Caliente to CO.
operate with the cavalry now there, and
endeavor to capture those Indians before
they begin to commit d%epredations,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

A fire at Eureka, New, Friday night and
Saturday morning, burned half the town,
including the heaviest business houses,
hotels, newspaper Offices, telegraph Offices,
the Masonic Building. and a great number
OF dwellings. Three hundred families are
destitute two thousand people are without
shelter. A relief committee has been
organised. The loss is roughly estimated at
one million dollars.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Execution OF a HalfDea NAM

Hezekiah Shaffer, who murdered his wife
February 81, 1873, was hanged recently, in
the lail:yard, at Chambersburg, Pa. He
was carried to the scaffold in a blanket, the
loss of blood consequent upon an attempt at
suicide rendering him unable to walk. On
the scafold he was seated in an arm chair
during the process of pinioning. He made
no response to an inquiry if he had any
thing to say. He was then placed on a
stool and the rope adjusted. He was again
asked if he had any remarks to make. He
only shook his head. The Sheriff then left
the soatfold, the trap was sprung and the
body dropped. After hanging about twenty
minutes shsffer was pronounced dead.
shaffer protested his innocence within an
hour of the execution.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Appeal for De.,l.u.e at wyanao...

A large number of colored Southern ref.
ugees having landed by steamboat at
Wyandott, Kansas, in an entirely destitute
condition, and occupied the churches and
public halls of that place, many sick from
exposure and dying, Mayor Shelley, of
Kansas City, telegraphed the Secretary of
War for an order for the issue of ,ations
from Fort Lsavenworth to feed them.
Mccrary replied that he had no authority
to do SO that Congress was in session, and
applications should be made to that body.
A committee was appointed at wyandott
to look after the sufferers.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
sulcldeof a woman by cu,t,nr Herr.ro,,

suicldeora Woman BY emitting Her Throat.
Mrs. Eliza Fulton, widow of Henry Full
ton, at one time a prominent cigar a
facturer Of Wheeling, W. Va, suicidea the
other night, by cutting her throat from ear
to ear with a razor. Mrs. Fulton was found
in the cellar of her residence next morning
with her head nearly severed from her
body. The old lady had been troubled a
great deal lately over dissensions in her
family concerning the disposition of her
husband'sproperty.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Marine Disaster.

SAN FRANCISCO, April 20.-A dispatch
from Astoria says the Great Republic is
going to pieces; no lives lost. The passen-
gers were all transferred to the Astoria.
The captain aud crew are ashore on Sand
Island, and will be taken off this afternoon.
The freight and baggage is a total loss.
Last night the wind rose, and a heavy sea
began to III in, and is breaking o where
the vessel lies. All accounts agree that the
disaster was due to an attempt to enter at
night, When it was very dark. The ship
was badly out of her course.
LATER.-1:2 30 A. MA special from As
toria at 4 20 this afternoon says the tugs
Brennan and Columbia have just returned
from the wreck of the Great Republic
Captain Carroll, First Officer Lennon
Second Officer Davis, Pilot Diaz, boatswain
name unknown, and ten other seamen are
still on board the vessel e~ndeavoring to save
the freight and baggage, but with very poor
success in consequence of the saverity Of
the storm. At 2:25 the last tug arrived
bringing news that at II o'clock the lsst
boat left the ship with First Officer
Lennon, Mr.. Davis, second officer
the boatswain, two sailors and eight
walters, ten of whom, Lennon, Davis
the boasswain, and several others wert
drowned by the capsizing of the boat in the
surf. Three men chung to the boat, ant
drifted ashore. The ship is going to pieces
and is breaking up very fast. The MAR
mast fell during the night. The engines
have broken through the bilge. The ship il
now listed seward, and breakers wasl
completely over her. Bedding, furniture
ETC., are washing up with the surf on the
beach. Captain Carroll has from the very
first maintained the greatest discipline ant
order, and up 10 the very last, by in
spring the passengers with confidence q
safety, prevented a panic. All were landed
without loss of life. The town is full o
people, many of them without money, tn,
churches, public buildings, residences, al
being thrown open for the accommodation o
passengers who have lost everything.
The latest concerning the condition o
the vessel is that she lies virtually in thre'
pieces, the forward part split in two, tn
aft part holding together.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
white Man XIII. two N,.roe..

Daniel Shelter, a white man, shot and
killed two negroes, Philip Burgett and his
son Moses, about four miles from Ste. Gene.
We've, NO., Tuesday. There had been an
old dispute between them about the pos.
session OF a piece of land, and on Tuesday
they met on the land and renewed the
trouble, all being armed. Philip Burgett ad-
vanced on Shelter in a threatening manner,
whereupon the latter shot him dead. Moses
then opened fire on Shelter, and was also
shot and killed. Shelter was arrested.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Msws Of the WseA.
sis HAN At New orleans.

April 16 a hail storm began at New Or
leans, lasting fifteen minutes, The ground
was literally covered. The stones were
very large. Some of them measured three
and four inches 10 circumference. T.. ere
was a similar hail storm 10 ST. James's
Parish.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
nnnio Plnn.r mnrcerea.

At T~aylorsville, n. c., a few days ago, a
negro named Anderson was playing a banjo
on the street surrounded by a crowd, when
he was approached by a white man named
league, a revenue officer, who, without
any provocation or warning, struck him
with a stick. As the ~baBioPlayer arose to
defend himself, league shot him dead. The
slayer was arrested.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
rornndo ;, Pocahonta., rcnu.

A tornado of the severest nature swept
over Pocahontas, Tenn, q few nights since,
causing the greatest destruction to that
village. Several houses aud churches were
blown down, and great damsge is reported
to the surrounding country. The course of
the tornado was from southeast to north
west.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Attempt 10 A-..a..,na,e the cu ar.

A few days since at St. Petersburg, to.
ward eight o'clock in the morning, as the
Emperor of Russia was taking his custom
airy walk. a respectfully well dressed m
wearing a military cap, with a cockade,
advanced toward him, and as the Emperor
approached nearer drew a revolver from
his pocket in his overeoat, and fred four
shots at him. The assassin, before
submitting to his captors, fired another
shot, slightly w%ounding a person in
the crowd. The great throng of peo-
pie which had assembled enthusiastic
cally cheered and congratulated the EN-
peror, who thanked them for their proof
Of fidelity on such a painful occasion. He
said he knew he had the support of all re-
spectacle people. He hoped God would
grant that he might complete his task,
which consisted in promoting the welfare
of Russia. The Emperor, after the forego.
ing speech, drove to the palace without
escort. He has not suffered the least ill
effect from the attempt upon his life. After.
ward he drove, still without escort, to Kasan
Cathedral to return thanks for the preser.
walton of his life.
When receiving the congratulations OF
the officials of the Empire at noon, the
Gar was SO much overcome by his enthusi.
astic reception as to be unable to speak for
some minutes. On recovering from his
emotion he said: "This is the third time
God has saved me-"
1t is supposed that the Empersr's a~ssailant
took poison before his attempt, as he
vomited after his arrest. Poison was also
found under his finger nails. Antidotes
were administered
The Sultan and all European sovereignI
telegraphed their congratulations.
The Emperor's assailant gives the name o.
Skolof. He is a retired functionary Of the
Ministry of Finance, and is about. thirty
years old. He fired at the Emperor within
two PAGES. After the first shot the Emperor
approached Skolof, who fired again, ant
then ran.
The various accounts given as to the exac
number of shots fred are conflicting: Al
officer of gendarmerie, with drawn sword
pursued Skolof. Three more men thel
joined in the pursuit. Skolof fred at them
shattering the jaw of a detective. FINAL
a gentleman knocked Skolof down and he'll
him until he was secured by the officers.
One thousand one hundred and fort
revolutionists nave been arrested in Russi
within the last fortnight.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

We publish an eight-page paper-"THE NATIONAL
TRIBuSE' - devoted to thu, interests OF Pensioners,
Soldiers and Sailors and their heirs; also contains
interesting farily reading.
Price. Fifty Cents o year-special Inducements 70
clubs, A proper blank to collect amount due under new
ARREARS OF Pension BILL. furnished grgtu;tons!y to
regular subscribers only, and sueh claims filed III Pen
simen copy, free. Send for it. GEORGE b. LEMON
= CO.. Washington. d, q. Lock Box 32J.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Ghosts,

Not Col. IDgersoll's " aristocracy of the
air." but real human ghosts. Ghosts that
were once healthy men and women,
but are now simply the "ghosts Of what
they once WERE" As we meet them, and
inquire the cause of all this change, they
repeat the old, old story, "a cold" :" neg.
Iected cough" "catarrh,n overwork,n OF
/" dyspepsia" liver complaint and ICON,
stipation," with unsuccessful physicians
and remedies. In offering his Golden Medi.
cal Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pei
let's for the cure of the above affections, DR.
Pierce does not recommend them as a Z" sure
cure 4" in all st1ges. For if the lungs be hall
wasted away, or there be a cancerous com
plication, no physician or medicine car
cure. The Discovery is, however, an un
equaled pectoral and b~lood-puri6er. Il
speedily cures the most aggravated cough
or cold. and in its early or middle stages
consumption. By correcting all Irregular
ties of the stomach and liver, it readily
cures blotches, pimples, scrofulous ulcers
lunches" or iumors. Hundreds testify
that it has restored their health, after EN-
inent physicians had failed. For constipa
ton, use the rellets. AS a local remedy fol-
catarrh, use DIR. Sage's Cafarrh Remedy,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

THE DELICATE MEMBRANE which en-.
velopes the lungs, and lines the air pas.
sages, is exceedingly sensitive. and q
slight irritation of it increases and spreads
very rapidly. Remembering this, use, il
you are attacked by a cough or cold, that
Incompatible pulmonic and preventive oil
consumption, DIR. HALLS BALsAM FOE
THE LUNGS, which invariably gives speedy
relief and ultimately effects a complete cur.
in all cases where the breathing organs ar,
affected. Use it in time and prevent sc
rious bronchial trouble. Sold by all Drug
gis's.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Karrmann's koumjss.

erage and Tonic. made from pure milk 1t is emf.
nently successful in the treatment of Dyspepsia,
Consumption. and all other wasting diseases. As a
tonic, and a. food for children, it is uneQusled by
anything. 1t will be retained by the stomach when
everything else is rejected. and is capable Of sup.
porting the system without any other nutrimeni
whatever; PRICE per bottle !qSartS q cents cents; p PEI
2.25. Koumiss Tap, 81. Send for Circular. Fol
sale By the Sole Manufacturer. WIN. HARTMANN
cor. Freeman Av. and Liberty Street, Cincinnati.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

IN these days, when there is such a strife
among makers as to who shall produce the
lowest priced Parlor Organ, it is VIII to re
member that one Company keep up their
standard of highest excellence. Every organ
made by them may be depended on. To
have a Mason & Hamlin Organ is to have
the best that can be made.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

FOR SCHOOLS AND sEMH.
NARlEa. Among many good ones may be
I'm Charity, (60 cents). Guardfaa Angel, go
cents). Coronation, (0 cents). Culpk4fF Fay,
~, and Fairy Bridal, $50 cents).
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

RyC aARDsON's NEW METHOD FOR
THE PIANOFORTE. (3.25). Is the most pop
uIar ever issued, as proved positively BY the sale Of
hundreds of fhousands OF COPIES. Examine 1t. Anp
book mailed for Retail Price.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
CHEW
The Celebrated
"MATCHLESS"
Wood Tag Plug
T0RACCO

SUDDEN changes in the weather are pro.
ductive of Throat Diseases, Coughs and
Colds. There is no more effectual relief 10
be found, than in the use of "Broacn's
Bronchial Troches." % cts. a box.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

KARRMAN's Koumiss advertised in an.
other column, is a delightful summer drink
and tonic. Physicians recommend it.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

The present number Of the wxEKLr MUSICAL
RECORD Is full Of Easter Music. Send 6 cents
forit.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
The Four PER Cent. Loan,

Nineteen banks in New York haveformed
a syndicate, and bid for $190. DOC, 900 four
per cents, enough to refund the entire ten
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
"A NEW BOOK FREE,

On cIenGfc and Rational Medical Treat
ment, Just published, containing one hundred and
twenty four pages, fully illustrated. that every in
valid wants to read. 1t will interest as well as in
struct every subject of a Surgical or Chronic Dis
ease. Sample copy sent. Address (stating disease
the author, o.. E. NEWTON, M, D.,
Phi esiciau aud Surgeon, Cincinnati, y.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
Serious Danger

STEAMSHIPS for Europe usually carry
about 10000 letters each trip.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
CALIFORNIA COLONY.

A COLONY is organizing In BUFFALO for CAL
lFORNIA. to go out this summer to settle in q COM
munity. Information will bs sent by mail on appli-
cation inclosiag two three cent stamps Address
CALIFORNIA COLONY, II WEST SWAN
STREET, Buffalo, NY, or WENDELL EASToN, %
Montgomery Street, San Francisco, California.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24

Easter Music. Easter Carols! Easter Anthems!
Send for Lists. 8
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
STOCK MARKETS.

CINCINNATL-Beef Cattle-Common, 2A93c.;
fair to medium, SA@4c.; good to choice buicner
grades, 4A95c.: falr to good shippers, 4%@6Ac;
fair to good dairy cows, sh@4kc.; fair to sood
heavy oxen, 3R@4Hc.; common to fair feeders
and stocktrs, 2%4g3%c., and good to choice, feeders,
SA@4Lc. HogtCommon, 81 t093 81; fair to good
Hight, IS S098 IS, fair to good packing grades, S. 40
as 60, and selected butcher, IS 65@3 rs, with some
extra at So s., which was rather an extreme figure;
fair to good stockers, 81 1898 25. Sheep-Common
to fair, SA94c., and good TO choice, 4A@5c. per
ID. gross.
BUFFALO.-Beef Cattle Butchers and medium
grades If shippers steers at 81 S0@4 10 per 100 lbs. /;
light steers, So 609i 05. Sheep and Lambs Fair
to good Western sheep at "a 9vG5 rs per 100 lbs. /;
choice Western shet p, IS 40az5 So; common grades,
81 81. Hogs Common to fair heavy hogs, So 25@
8 rs per 100 lbs. selected grades for export at SIG
o.; selected Workers at s. 7G93 rs per 100 lbs.
coarse rough hogs, s2S3.
EAST LIBERTY, PA.-Rrange of prices from
So so to s5l2N. Hogs-Yorkeis. 50 50@3 70; Phila.
delphias 81 1O@t 40. Sheei Clipped, S. 30@i Is;
wocled, 81 t0@5 so.
WOOL.-In Philadelphia, the market Is quiet.
Ohio, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia, double extra
and above. S2@5ic.; extra, 32@S3c.; medium,
86QS7c.; coarse, SS930c.; New York, Michigan,
Indiana and Weste n line, 2SaSlc.; medium, IS
@S7c.; coarse, 25@29c; combing, washed, $50
So. combing, unwashed 2s@2sc.; Canada comb
ing, 33936c.; fine, unwashed, 20922c, coarse and
medium, unwashed, 2o@25c.i tub-washed, So@ssc,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
South. Carolina Towns Destroyed and
Many People KILLED.

A few evenings since, a violent rain storm
occurred at Charleston, s.. c., which con.
tinued throughout the night. Accounts
from the interior show that the storm began
with a terrific tornado, which swept through
the lower portion Of the State, causing great
destruction olife and property.
In the village of WATERFORD more than one
hundred dwellings and all the churches
we're s~weptaway. Three-fourths of the in
habitants are homeless. Fifteen persons
were killed and many wounded.
At Oakley, a station on the Northwestern
Railroad. all the negro houses were leveled
and n negro killed, besides many hurt
Similar casualties are reported from various
points in the truck of the tornado.
Among the killed at WATERFORD werj
Mrs. DR.. s. NJ. Rivers, her daughter, ant
Mr.. Philemon Sanders.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
The Markets.

CINCINNATI. = Flour - Winter family, 81 500
Z rs: fancy, 81 9o@55o; patent, IS 1897; 8 rnI
Sc 1894 25; extra, SAGA 35; superfine, IS 50@
3 u. RE -four sSss q. GIaln-Wheai, sse.
s3e barley. choise, 6o@sOc. haI, good to prime
mixed, s7@S per ton. Mess pork, S1na1O Is. Lard,
pr me steam. &c; prime kettle, 6H96Ac. Cot
ton, 10A@1SAc.
NEW NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. state and West.
ern, IS 25G3 60; common TO good extra Western
and State, s. 509S 80; good to choice Western aud
State, IS 6ogS 80; common to choice white wheat
Western extras, "a 55@5 rs; common to good
Ohio extra family, IS 7095; common to choice
St. Louis extra family, % SO95 70; Minnesota
double extra, IS 5o@7 IS. Grain-wheat, slc.@
81 ICY. Rye, No. 2, Western and State, SIG
SOC. Barley, common Western, SOC. Corn, 43
46c. Oats, 3l%@S5c. Lard. prime steam, 6.s2%@
&c. Cotton, II lS-l6911 ie-i6c.
PHILADELPHIA Flour - Minnesota extrs
Ohio extra family, fancy, IS 40; Indiana extr.
family, choice, IS so; Minnesota patent process
Sc 50as. Rye -four, 81 75@2 S7h. Grain-Wheat
No. 2 Western red winter, in elevator. 81 1212
Rye, Western. 6695sc. Corn, rejected Western
on track, 4O%@f'Hc.i steamer Western, on track
41@421lc white western, 4Sc ; mixed Western
4Se. Oats, mixed Western, 3l@S2c.; white West
ern. 32@3sc
LoUIsVILLE.-F lour-Extra, So 259S so; extr
family, Si@4 25; A No. l, CA 1919. Gram
Wheat, new red, S1@1 05; amber, Sl91 05. Corr
white, 3shc.; mixed, 37%c. Oats, white, Zoe.
choice, ss91o per ton. Lard. choice leaf, in tierct
7s4c.; choice leaf, in kegs, SIC. Cotton, 11Ac.
INDIANAPOLIS. tram - Wheat, No. 2 re
winter, new, 81 0291 O.. Corn, new Wester
mixed, Sc. Oats, white Western, 26927%c. Boil
Meats-Green shoulders, $40. clear NIB SUES, 4.65'
hams, 7Gihc. Hogs, common to fair grades, 81 :
as so.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
AFkansas and The Question Of CoIored I'm
migration.

A colored convention organized at Little
Rock, recently, with q fair representation
frem different sec ions Of the State. George
N. Perkins was Chairman, Henry Simkens
and A. P.Jordan Secretaries. Fifteen dele.
gates and as many alternstes TO the confer
encs at Nashville, May 6, were appointed.
Resolutions were adopted affirming that as
the colored citizens Of Arkansas in many
localities are not allowed free enjoyment Of
their constitutional rights, they are DESTROYS
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1879-04-24
CHEW Jackson's Best Sweet Navy Tobacco

SMOKE Pogue's i" Sitting Bull Durham Tobacco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

uairiresser. ..Would YOU Ike little bay rum,
sir? It's not extra included in the cutting,
sir" J0c0sc customer: Very cheap, indeed;
as It's n cold night will take drop hot, thank
YOU two knobs to the tUmblcr and one slice of
lemon" (CJnsternati1n of barber. Fun.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

The way to reach to a mans heart Is to cater
90 his appetite \ girl who can claw piano
and agitate the atmosphere is good parlOr Orna-
ment, but one that can grease griddle and turn
two pancakes ut time is the kind Of a female to
tie 10 at this time OF year.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15
My Grandfather's Clock.


Ny grauIlattsrs clock uas zoo large far TIE rIfIr
So 10 st1od ninety ysaFr OBJ tie E1oT.
90 was taller ly Ilff than th. old man himself.
Though 30 weighed not o rsnuyTsiEht more
Gt as bought tl- 90 the day that o. vaT born.
And uns always Eis treasure ans pride
EGt lt starlsI alrrt-lrv.r O.. r1 a-1ll-
when ths oII man died.
Ninety yara without aIuulJsraF .,i.E. teE. tiek. ti.k.
His Ifs-sec1lI. lll1rilE .t.L. ti.L. ti.k, tickI,
% stopped sl0rt-E.vsr O. 90 agalu-
when tbe oil man died.
In wat.Li1. it. psH.IHlum raing o. ami fr1.
Nany hours hs hat spent while b1ys
AMI iu childhood AMI manhood the csk seemed o. know
AMI o. share both hi8 grief and hls joy
For struck tsutyflur when De- entered o. the d1ar
with bI1olain. and beautiful bride
But it st1ppsd short never & e1 again
when the olI died
NJ graHIfltlsr said that of ti1ss Do clIII hire.
Sat a servant so faithful b. found.
Tor 10 wasted tiue. anI hal but ono .I-sirs
II Tho close af .arL vel. O. d. wound.
was Kept iu its pIlrc. not fr1Tu upon ItF face.
iud itl hands never hung by itl 7iei
But it stopped siort-never 30 go AGAIN
when the oil man died
10 rang uu alarm l1 tLe dead of tIe night
sn alarm that for years hal been dumb.
AMI knew that his spirit pluming Tor flight,
That his hour % departure hal come.
5tll the clock kept the time. with ,ft auI iaufieI
chime.
A. W. silently stool by bis side:
But % stopped ahort-ucver o. g1 again
When the old man died.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

=. You wait a little" says New York police
man to a newspaper reporter. " Don't be in
such 4 hurry. Mark my words Mr. Stewards
body will turn up all right. I allude, sir. to the
resurrection. .''-BllfdlO Express.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

U Advertisers resEdng IN the Eastern Unltsd STATES
for their eas by encisne rcsnbacks United States
Postage or such shoy wish their
cards u be inserted above table for ha time paid for
III Business Cards. when ruTrAfp rEaR,
allowed discount fro these RATES whlch Cor transient
advertisements when paid or charged quarterly.
single copies of the ApvERTEE, Ten Cents when charged
Finccn Cents, by the doErn one Dollar.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

- Why DO they call the people who live in the
South Sea Islands, clnuibals?' " asked an old
lady Of sailor. - Because they live on other
peOpIe." answered the sailor. - Then my son-in-
law must be a cannibal, - said she, for he lives
on me-"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1879-02-15

George" cried the elder Washington,
- George, my son, did you iasten the foot gate,
lust nisht?'' Father" replied the faithful
George, edging OF toward the back fence, -
did / cannot tell lie / did it with my little
latch it."-Hglrteyc.