The New York herald., 1879-02-09


Called Forth In Mature Years Help tho Work Of
Regeneration
Professor Felix Adler. having returned from suc-
cessfu lecture az Cincinnati. will lecture this
morning at Standard Hall before tho Society for
Ethical Culture.
CHAT BY THE WAY.
There only better thing than to appear to be
virtuous and happy. ana that Is to really be So
There very little in making to-day cloudy be-
cause tomorrow is likely to be stormy.
Dr. Talmage divides the world into three parts
First. himself; second those who think his kilograms
perfectly honest and third, the williams fools"
he calls them. who dare to think him dishonest.
II You wish to investigate tho peculiarities Of an
infurated indigestion Just indulge in the luxury Of
Welsh rarebit before retiring. In the Of a
couple of hours you will be driving through Rus
sian forest with pack Of wolves OF your heels. and
your journey will end by tumble over precipice
several thousand feet high with utting crags here
and there against every Of which you hit your
descent Nature teaches respect for her laws by in
Producing us to vivid panorama of that kind every
time disobey.
The immaculate purity Of politics is indicated in
the Buffalo Express by the modern motto Of Office
holders, United we steal. divided we can't"
Fortune very closely resembles q coy young girl
who is playing young man as he would play trout
II she finds that you have the pluck to be Indifferent
che apt bestow ber smiles, but II she that
she break your heart she will DO it just for the
pleasure Of mending 1t again.
Tho world Is 80 constructed that the most danger
thing for to do is to speak his mind freely
and honestly. The golden rule works admirably
here for it commands to do to others we would
like them to do to Now. what really long for
from others is Bit Of delicate hattery skllfully
administered that It seems like the unvarnished
truth. 1t helps wonderfully to be told just the
shade Of the shadow of an hntruth. Candid people.
who delight to tell others what they wouldn't relish
If others told them, nuisance. Still there is .
limit beyond which language would become confused.
for, as the poet says
Nhy their names we things should CALL
1t surely would be proper
To term q singing piece bawl,
dancing piece hopper.
mans will is Bible, though It is some.
time New and sometimes Old Testament.
1t is said that the laws of nature always con-
sistent with themselves. This can hardly be true.
since many man who sowed wild oats has been
known to reap hemp instead
A bad boy becomes bad man about as easily and
almost as inc vitably tadpNe becomes frog.
very stupid man. but one not conscious Of his
stupidity. said to Jerrold in o moment Of mis-
cry. 'what was made for?' The wit replied, with
can Judge. you were made simply for the purpose
Of Digestion. When speaking Of the individual
to mutual friend he expressed his opinion of him
In q very pithy. II not very fattering way-'sir."
he said. "he is fool of just twenyfour carats-i e.
without alloy
Things great or small according to the end of
the microscope through which you look Some peo-
pie manage to look at their troubles through the
upper end. and so incontinently magnify them, and
their good fortune through the lower end and so
minimize them. The story is told of man Of
science who looked at mite taken from an old
fashioned Stilton. and who in turn looked at:-
He turned the instrument up and down,
Till. getting proper sight, he
Exclaimed-as he gazed with puzzled frown-
Good gracious!'' and "Hghty-tightyl
The sight is enough to alarm the town
mite Is . monster mighty!'
While the philosopher was looking down the mite
looked up and his reflections also worth attend
ing to. together with the moral which the poet de-
duces:-
zone sees the truth through this tube so TALL"
Said the mite. as he squinted through It;
"Man Ia not so wondrously big, after all.
II the mite-word only knew i'll"
MORAL.
Whether thing is largo or small
Depends on the way you view i'll
Many man can bear great grief who finds IL i'm.
possible 70 endure small one He can stand face to
face with complete bankruptcy, and feel Q certain
broad shoudercd satisfaction. but TO put the gas
when retiring for the night then stumble against
achair hit his bare foot against the OF tho
bed is an experience which not one man in the thou
sand can bear with Christian fortitude. there are
any bad words which hid themselves in corner Of
your soul when you were converted they sure to
be ready for at such o time that. There are
only few expressions in tho English language which
can do justice to the OCCASION
49, a
seeking the Of the death Of the Old Catholic
movement II Is not however 50 far away that Il
cannot be found at once. One Of the rules Of that
body is that priest may marry. which IL ell we'll
enough far IT goes. but the Catholic Church Is
not accustomed TO tho intrcscics Of matrimony and
very naturally made gricvous mistake. 1t dccrccd
that tho choice of vito should DO approved by tho
bishop and the people. II might not bc difficult to
overcome any scruples on the part OF tho bishop.
but when Il became necessary for tho priest who
was bent on having . wife to ssk the opinion and
follow the Judgment OF tho congregation he found
himself In the midst Of task which brought him to
tho edge OF insanity Ono person did not like
the color Of the hair. another not pleased
with the color of the eyes OF his fGacee. while stin
others objected to her height. her rotundity or
her ago II wns very discovered that the woman
whom he lovcd would have to be taken all to pieces
reduced to her original stoms and completely made
again before any satisfactory could
be reached. She would have to 10 tall 20 somc,
and ct the time short 10 suit others. She must
moods resemble certain weather reports. which tell
M that II will be cloudy. with . tendency to sun
shine. stormy or partly fnir. with . wind from
the northeast or partly southcriy, and sunny with
appearance of snow. As the priests were deter
mined to marry. but we're at the same time slightly
embarrassed In the search after . woman who had
all the necessary qualincatio ons, the Old Catholic
movement thought IL cheaper 10 die at once and so
gave up tho ghost
Aisughablo incident has Just occurred which apsly
illustrates the terrors OF intempcrance. farmer
threw into his yard quantity Of rice which had un-
fortunately been soaked In whiskey. Chickens and
hens aud geese hastened to partakc Of the unusual