Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-08-28

The glory of woman is her heir.


After man came woman. And she ha
been after him ever since.
Love may be blind, but he can quickl,
tell the difference between plain and pref
ty girl.
1t is an old saying, but very pretty one
that blush is like pretty girl, for it be
comes 4 woman.
Yes" he ciied, passionately. II love
yoI SO true. SO true" Never mind, dar.
ling" said rtlessly. I'm have my
: .1.H. ~@iu oI .e.y5 It once
! ort Woman started upon the subject OF
prospective wedding 10 the neighbour
hood, and you will come as near perpetual
motion as mortal man will ever get.
Every time Mrs. Eugene Hale has ba-
by. her father, Zach Chandler. presents her
with $4,000. We know what we would
do if we were Mrs. Hale.--Salem Standard.
Women, like newspaper foremen, are
sometimes troubled about making up their
FORMS Waterloo Observer. Particularly
if there is i scarcity of live matter.-Omaha
Bee.
Dutch girls make the best wives. King
William has been married fifty years. and
L. IS not as baldheaded as some Americans
who lave been welded only that many
months.
Norristowp Herald: A poetess sings.
Tho | were dead, my heart would beat
tor thee" This would certainly be a dead
beat" and it strikes us the poetess assumes
too much poetic license.
~ am afraid" said lady to her hus-
band, ''that will have a stiff neck s.Not
at all improbable, my DEAR" replied her
spouse. Il have seen strong symptoms of
it ever since we were married."
81 would box your ears" said young
lady OF Belletaste to her stupid and tire
some admirer, if IF what:'' he anx-
ously asked. 'lf," she repeated, II could
get box large enough for the purpose"
A young lady, being taken to task for
light lacing, said that she resorted to the
practice on purely economical grounds.
How is that, asked her reprover. "Why,"
he replied, Il lace tightly simply to pre-
'ent waistfulness.'
"You are right" says lady correspond
mt, ''we do not go to matinees and Acad-
my exhibitions to flirt.'' And then she
dds: but if we do, it is because our hus-
ands never will find the time tc accom-
any us, on account Of business and their
VIZ pleasures.
One woman in fishing party will do ,
lore to scare away all the fish than ten :
ackS of fire-crackers. Besides that. no +,
ian wants to put the neck Of bottle in >
is mouth when women are around to mis- :,
dgc his motives. .
A Philadelphia blacksmith uses hair a
witch all the week to brush the flies off g
re horse he is shoeing, and on Sunday his s
life twists the same switch among her :
lex hair and wears it to church. For true
onomy, Philadelphia leads the world.
Among the passengers from Sitka. Alas
l.. by the steamer California, on her last G
p to Portland, Oregon, was Miss Sallie y
III, who is probably the youngest Gov 81
nment official holding a commission in b,
e United States. The little Miss. though ii
t twelve years otage, is the duly appoint m
postnistress of Sitka, and very eff Gl
mt public servant, too. in
An old man fell dead in Evansville. Pa. h'
Sunday night recently, while sitting '"
the parlor where his daughter and her VI
ing man were sparkling. 1t may be that 10
conduct of the young couple sickcred
old man and caused his death. but it
Il do no harm. and perhaps much good.
cut this paragraph ont and show it to si'
old folks who ara addicted to sticking 10
the parlor on Sunday evenings. when no
ir daughters beau wants to tell her a D.
at many secrets. and SO forth. IL