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EDUCATIONAL.
WESLEYAN FEMALE INSTITUTE,
StauntOn. Virginia.

Any one who desire, % clu,4ts hi. daughter
thoroughly 0H us ly1a,s' tsras and i,.l.s sIyon.s
in one OF the hr,t school, for young ladies in the
United states, which opens September j. Is7g
write for a Catalogue 10
Rev DR.. WV. A. HARRIS,
iyljcOlegTb President stanton. Va.
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FOR RENT.
WILL BE RENTED

'INO RESPONSIBLE PARTIES. THE VERY
i eligible vacant lot AZ corner 81 sixteenth
aud ChHpliuc streets. The gruvuf itself will be
leased or suitable buildings erected thereon.
Apply b. Edwin l.. Burt or william Higgins,
committee. OF 10 GcO. T. thinner or John II.
Zeyely. trustees iuel},Odh
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Smoking Tobacco and Cigars.

50 ' OLD LEAF az. AMI I o., IN cloth !.
u Durham ~. Hud I on, In cloth, ,
scrap tobacco in = n packagcs.
Fun line oi cigars, ranging IN rrrc it"m $40
up Ia So
myG VI. REILLY.
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CHARlESTOWH ACADEMY.

4 PREPARATORY SCHOOL FOR BOYS ST
~ Charlestnwn, jefferson county, Wet Va
Founded in 1875. VIM. II. Kabie. A. ~. Prin.:
r F. Campbell A. ". aud MetalIsi Washington
aud Lee Univ Asst Next session begins sept.
10th. A full cOurvc IN Ancient and Modern
Languages, Mathematics, Natural Philosophy
and Chemistry. The school j. well supplied
with apparatus Tor illustration In the scieiices
For Catalogue containing terms and list OF tsti-
mOnials, apply % tia Principal. aglegVa
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Inttla Thinrs

To learn to do the Titles is the true
way To the doing of the great. Life is
not two or three great things, but a
multiplicity OF little ones. To be faith
ful i'm that which is least, is the high
road to ruling over much.
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE.

MIGHTY CHOICE BUILDING LOTS on
IL Wheeling Island price from 500 TO 500
each. Only one-sixth OF the purchase money ne
quired in cash. The residue may be paid snnu-
ally in five equal lnstallments, with interest APP
DIV 10 JOHN P. GILCHRIST,
ocSOh At Top Mil.
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1879,

On the premises in LittletOn, Wetzcl county,
W. Va commencing at 10 O'Clock A. ", proceed
10 sell at public auction. the following property
known a. the Central Hotel and store House,
WarcroOm and Depot, thus bounded, tO-wit:
Beginning at a stake on the line of the Il. x q.
K. r.; thence with the line of said road cast
wanlly 20 feet 10 Littlcs line; thence with said
line to Fish creek; thence down said creek OO
feet ~ stake; thence 70 the beginning by a
straight line.
Terms or SALE-Onc third of the purchase
money, or such greater sum rs the purchaser
may desire To pay, in hand, and the residue on "a
credit of six, twelve and eighteen months, the
purchaser giving notes with interest from the
DAY of sale and satisfactorily secured 10 the
trustee for said deferred payments, and deed
OF trust 10 secure said notes on said property.
Selling ~ trustee | will convey only such title
rs is vested in me by said trust, which Is be-
leyed Ia be perfect.
jy3OUawt W. V. HOGE, Trustee.
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The only combination % the
true JamAlca Ginger with
choice ArnmEiifs and French
Bundy Tor Cholera. ChOlerA
Mofbus. CmmI@ aud Palm.
D.sfrO1a aud Dysnhry. Dys-
reveia, FlAtClcncy. Want 81
Tone and Activity IN IN.
-tDmach and Bowels. and
avoiding the dangers %
Change a Water. Food and
climate. Ask for
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WHOLESALE CRoCERS.
TOBACCOS.

7 AN NOW RECEIVING THE FOLLOWING
brands Of choice TohaccoS, which will be
sold subject 10 the late reduction In the L. =.
tax: LOrillariS Climax" az. mahogany
navy LorillaplS Nickel Nugget mahogany
navy Lorillari'S Dime Nugget mahogany
navy LOrllari'S double thick o. mahogany
navy, Lorillari's navy 4 mahogany navy, Lorii
lartis IL on. pounds mahogany navy, LOrillard's
double thick ~ dark navy, Timers Long
John" mahogany twins Timers IL o. pounds
mahogany, PAGES "Ol Time 3 ply twist I ~ +,
Danvillc; PAGES odd Ned icch twist Dan
Vile: Dawson't ~. twist, Park Lane ~.
twist OrOnOCo ply twist, Little Pet ~ inch
twist lOS, Banana cable coil In, Magnolia cable
coil los, Heather Chincc cable coil To-, Silver
Bell lOS, Mariposa II inch bright pounds: Royal
Gem II inch bright, pounds. Indian tine cut In
pals NJ. REILLY.
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Trustee,s Sale Of Organ.

DY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST
ID bearing date the 18th day of April, 1879,
made by B J. Long and wife 10 nae as trustee,
and now of record in the Clerks office Of the
County Court OF Ohio county, West Virginia, in
deed of trust book No. Il, page loo, Will, on
MONDAY, AUGUST 1, 1879,
Commencing at 10 O'Clock 4. NJ, al the front
door OF the Court House, in said county, proceed
tO sell at public auction one organ, 3 stop, j
octave OF the kuOkc X McGinn make.
Terms of sale cash. Title j. believed % be per-
feet but only such title conveyed ~ J. vested in
me a. trustee Il. II. COCHRAN,
iy3i Trustee.
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nyi,, grrat AMI thorough nooi-pnrining propcr-
t.. pr pirrcy't Gull,n Medical Di'coNrrS Guns
an tIunor.. frnm The worst srrofnia 10 couiin'h
Latch, pimplc, or Trurtism. Nrrcurihl diara
Mineral rol.lns aud th'ir cfccts, Rru 'faiicat' .
ami Vigorous he lih ami sound Constitution ,ia
n MOI" Iry.ipsIa., kat-rhsum. IcNsr Sous, h.aly
or Eoarh Skin, IN thutt, all dlssas Caus, ~ lll
Hood are conquered 10y this powerful luHi! me- aH'
Iu,lrUratlng medicine.
T.ttcr, Re.e Lash- Iioll> Carbsssls. hoF" Jss.
>. rofuloas sar,s and swellins~ White hs'hinsN
CoItru or ThLL N,'L. AMI Inlarr'd .iand.
II yuu rel dun, dTON \, d'llltai' |, have taW""
color AZ tklu, ,r yellow isi-lrnvn spots ga f,' 90
Lnly nrtrfriit headache or dizziness bad taste ~
MONTH internal l,at ,r Chllls aj'mntrd Win vt
uu.lt- Low tplTits Uui Tlo"uy f"rrl"dlngN ftfHuaf
grrs ruI tongue coated. luu are suntflug nun
Torpid liver. ur "lIgiio.ss-s-" In many 'a~s e
'Ii,, piaat" UulN part q ih.sc s'mlinius ~.
,NusritnspL A.A r,iu,,y fOr ell such casra, ~
r,'rr,', d,li,u Medical blsruv'fy has a. cinal, 80
Il g. let. 4. r.,tt Fud rAuiral OURS
ia I.r ,ury A., { Ilre.rhiti~ hcNcre tooshs. sui tH
early starrs uf Consumption, " las a,tunst'i Tie
medical faculty, and Cniin'u Iilriclan- pt"hmuh,
IL Tie gr,ltp.t n,,iral discovery ~ tie bgr' lN''
n f,st Coughs birmingham uctl ~, "a
and puriic- the blood. : ~ ly druggists;
IN. IllRlF, VI. ~, lrHnE uiils Wsifhsafr
AMI Law aids llUt,l BaGal1, ~ l.
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Louisiana State Lottery Company.

This Institution Wa regularly incorporated ~
the IegiSlAturr ~ he state Tor Eiuchti0nal and
Charitable purpOsr, Ia ~ fpf the TEkN OF
TWENTY. FIVE YFAR- o. which cDutnAci The
inyiOlable faith 81 the stale j. pledged. with
Capital Of q o.. 90 a. which u has sine sffsd
a reserve fund ~ ssJDO. ~ Grand single nun.
Der Distribution will take plaor monthly ou the
second Tuesday II never ss4les or I~~iI-yns-
Look at the following distribution:
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DR.. sACE'S CATARRH REEEDY

splendid opportunity b. win fortune
seventh Grand Distribution. Gas ". AZ Nr-
Dr,Ans Tuesday, August g.. ls7J-iilth Month
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TRUSTEES SAFE

OF A VALUABLE BUSINESS STAND on
" b. * .. K. Z.
In pursuance 81 deed OF trust made and eX
ecuted by Mary PcndergaSt and Michael Fender
CAST, 10 the undersigned trustee, dated Septem-
Der l. ISL, and recorded in deed OF trust book No
3. page 80, in the Office Of the Clerk Of the
County Court for Wcze! county, West Virginia,
I ,,.tn
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BANKS.

National Bank Of West Virginia,
AT WHEELING,
CAPITAL S2OO.OOO
southwest cor Main & Twelfth SIS,
DOES A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS.
DIRECTORS:
Ntru.EI REILLY r. W. HAZLErT,
A. :. TODD, J, X NJ hhAhp,
Apru-R IIrTLE T. W. OGLEBAY,
JnHN MAGNER. CHAS. W. bhOtAO NlsH'
JAMES MAXWELL, PrsSidSHk.
JOHN WAGNER. Cdshter. ieOl5
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i & SHEPPARD,

~vO 1o-3 MAIN STREET, CORNER OF
- Eleventh. Manufacturer and Wholesale
and Retail Dealer In
Saddles, Harness, Ladies and Genttemen's
travelling Trunks, Satchels, &c.
A f,u assortment of All articles In my line con-
~ Sr ~, nronntlv attended TO. iuel7G
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ny an immense practice at the Worlds Di.p>nr
cary and Invalids' Hotel having ircafei many thou
sand casss Of those diseases PECULIAR To woman
have been enAbled % perfect most poient and pos-
tive remedy for thee dlseassG
To teslynate ti.is natural specific, have named .
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TRUSTEES SALE.
In Chanccry.

II the Circuit Court Of Ohio county, West
ruimin-
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SNmUCI J. DOyU q ~,
Under and by virtue OF deed OF trust made
by George ZilleS and Barbara ZlleS, his wife, To
the undersigned trustee, dated the third day of
December, lS7' and recorded m the Clerks Office
of the County Court uf ohio county, West Viz.
GINA, i'm book Of deeds Of trusts and mortgages
30. ., on pages 49,, Ig1 and Az and pursuant to
the decree entered by said Court in the above
mentioned cause on the eth day of July, 1879, !
will sell on
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S:in1Ord's Jamaica Ginger.
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and asserted that, greatly to the detri-
ment of humanity, the same regard WAS
not paid to that subject in the propaga-
ton of hum beings aS in the proiuc-
ton OF the lower animals, \ man
"falls" in love, Mr.. Beechcr said. !
know not why they say falls
Laughter. 1t should be, rather,
"ascends" in love Lroars OF laughtel, ex-
cept that 50 many stumble. Renewed
laughter.l The speaker thought that
the first birth was OF great Importance,
if possible, than being born again, be-
cause men were ushered into this
world under unequal and uniavorable
circumstances; denied that any mortal
could be born a Christian, although
such consumation might be reached
when child was six years old, and
closed bv saving that one word would
be to the redeemed more musical than
all that the spheres have played since
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

Written on the anniversary OF the
death of Anna -. Raymond

Written on the anniversary OF the
death of Anna u. Raymond.
Anna, Anna through REGIONS oi light
Return from Thy hliSstul abode;
And swim angel pinions shall besr thee
tonight
Down the unseen but long trodder
road.
Anna! Anna, how dark il the time
Since they bore thee, "A spirit, away,
Our hearts bleed afresh, sad a. bells IN
their chime
As tbev tolled on that sorrowful day.
Anna! Anna, how bright il that home
With thee i'm its mansions Of peace.
An angel TO meet Us tho far We should
When life with its labor shall cease.
"Mother! mother. your Anna Is here,
With lilies divine in her hand;
Sweet emblems of peace, they whisper
of cheer.
And ioy i'm our new summer-land.
sMother, mother, call thee again,
Think not that thy life-work rs Ger.
Nv flowers are crushed with thy sorrow
and pain
Aud / sigh on that fair sunny shore.
Mother! father and brother, l come
And look with regret on your fears;
A sadness j. felt in that beautiful home
And my garments are damp with your
tears"
Patron, Neb. MRS. MARY b. FINCH.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17
ThurlOw Weed's Story of Old
Zach Taylor.

The conversation turning upon
leading rebels, Mr.. Weed related an
anecdote Of considerable historic in
terest. when" said he, California
was about to be admitted to the
Union, the shareholders party in
congress, as you know, were deter
mined that the state should not have
free-state constitution. Then, on
the fcers of congress, Toombs and
Stephens, of Georgia, threatened
what really took place in 1861.
About that time l called on Presi-
dent Taylor at the white house, and
he said to me: Did you see those
id traitors when you came imp
replied that l had seen some gentle
men, Messrs. Toombs, Stephens and
a North Carolina senator. 'Well,'
said President Taylor, those were
the men l meant. But the biggest
conspirator of all didn't dare to
come / asked him who that was,
and the president answered, my
son-in-law, Jefferson Davis v"-N.
Y. Cor. Boston Herald.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

in August, one-half the limbs oi
current years growth. This hard
ems or well ripeIs the wood growth,
and excites fruit buds. We lad the
pleasure of seeing some peach trees
grown and treated in this manner by
F. NJ. Vancil, Bloomington, Frank
lin county, this State. The trees
were on high open prairie, bore
fruit this season, and were filled
with we'll developed fruit buds for
next year. Another feature Of peach
culture in Nebraska is, that this sea-
son our best fruitage has been in the
interior portions of the State-over
one hundred miles west from the
Missouri river, on our high prairies.
We refer particularly to Clay and
Franklin counties, where we have
visited in person. We are pleased
too, to know that actual experience
Is verifying prediction we made
years ago, that fruit can be success
fully grown in all parts of the State.
Plant trees and give them as much
attention as you ought to crop of
corn, or a pig, or a calf, and you will
in due fime have fruitv -
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

We hope that our farmers will,
this winter, agitate the subject OF
raising flax, and arrive at some sat
factory conclusion, the result OF
which will be, that before seed time
we shall see them investing in flax
seed. Farmers must SOW something
else beside wheat, oats and barley if
they would reach the goal for which
they are striving, namely: Wealth
and independence. And one of the
surest plans lies in diversity Of crops.
Sow flax seed, and Harvard and
other towns in the county will reap
rope walks. Ii is nonsense to send
abroad for single pound of rope,
when we have everything at hand
TO make Just as good an article as
can be manufactured anywhere, and
for as low price. And another point
TO be gained will be an increased
demand for everything they can
raise, for the men who are required
to manufacture the rope will need
something to live upon.
The cry is often raised by far
mers, "Ohl there is no use of my
going outside of grain, there is no
demand for anything, and not even
for the wheat and barley we raise,
sufficient TO give us a decen. price,"
This is a weak argument indeed!
Raise less wheat, barley, oats, etc.,
and devote part of your time to
something else, and you will not
only get an increased price for your
grain, but you will more than be rec
ompensed by a flow of money from
other sources. Is the experiment
worth trying or will you continue
TO plod along in tie same old chan
mel. and come out at the end of each
wear in debt? 1t is fact that all
farmers cannot be successful cattle
and sheep raisers, but all can COM
mand means sufficient to become
large fax growers.-Harrord Sen
tinei.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17
Only Glsri~sians.


John Wesley once was troubled
in regard to the disposition of the
various sccts, and the chances of
each in reference to future happi-
ness or punishment. A dream one
night transported him in its uncer-
tain wanderings to the gates of hell.
"Are there any Roman Catholics
here?" asked the thoughtful Wes-
ley.
"Yes," was the reply.
"Any Presbyterians?-' p
EYES," was again the answer.
"Any Congregationalists p
"Yes."
"Any Methodists," by way of a
clincher, asked the pious Wesley.
eyes," was answered to his great
indignation.
In the mystic way of dreams, a
sudden transition, and he stood at
the gates of heaven. Improving his
opportunity, he again inquired:
care there any Roman Catholics
here?'
"No,' was replied.
"Any Presbyterians! :"
"No."
"Any Congregationalists? ?"
"No."
"Any MethOdists 2"
"Ne."
"Well, then" he asked, lost in
wonder, "whO are they inside? ?"
"ChriStidRS." was the iubilant
answer.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17
Rising. Rising.

EDITOR JoURNAL:-In my last
promised TO note improvements IL
our busy little city. A little Over
one year back, it was scarcely
dreamed of by any one; now tho
buildings extend one hundred and
twenty rods north and south, and
pretty close together on each side oi
the main street; and some forty
rods east and west. Pretty well fol-
a one year old. Is it not? The
building this fall has been nearly all
on the north side of the railroad,
and consists of a fine large residence
built by Mr.. Thelen, the partner in
the drug store with DIR. Englehard
this firm has also built a large fur
niture store. DIR. Englehard has
built a large and costly residence,
and moved a good house into town,
TO rent; a good house has been built
by an employee of the II. II. Co. A
good meat-market building has also
been put up, and doing a fair busi-
ness. Mrs. Benedict has built a
good building which she occspies as
a residence and millinery establish
ment. A. II. Day has built livery
stable north of his hotel; a bakery
has been built, and now is in opera
ton; and a nice building is now
nearly completed, to be occupied by
our harness maker, as residence, sale
and work-room. The Congrega-
tionalists have their church building
nearly finished, and there are quite
a large number Of other buildings of
more or less importance, besides adj
ditions to others. Mr.. Turner you
would not know the country through
which you drove that flock of sheep
some years back, were you TO pass
through il to-day. The amount of
grain handled here is far ahead q
have been informed by those who
ought TO know of any other point
on the road; the business done in
''fat porkers" is also very large and
this large business of course makes
business not only lively, but also
very profitable to all of our merch-
ants that are doing business here. A
very large amount of corn is now
put in cribs here by buyers, and we
think the amount will surprise you
when give the figures in the Jour-
NAL, at the commencement of the
new year; and still nearly all will
keep plenty for the hogs and other
purposes. A cornet band has been |
organized, and after a little more |
practice, our city will have fine |
music on all necessary occasions. |
That jeweler that we need here
(pardon me, Mr.. Editor, but it is the
first time we have had to ask twice
through the JOURNAL, for the thing
we need can have a corner in one of
our best stores. Now will he come
WHY Nor.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17
FA R5E 4 sS -!

he OF GOOD CHEER. Let not tho
ID low prices Of your products dis
courage you. but rather limit your eK-
pcnses 10 your resources. You can do
so by stopping 1t the new home Of your
fellow farmer, where you can find good
cheap. For hay for
team for one night and day, % cts. A
room furnished with a cook stove and
in connection with the stable
free. Those wishing can be accOmmo-
dated at the house Of the undersigned
at the following rates: Meals % cents;
beds 10 cents. j. Il. SENEGAL,
"a mile east Of Gerrard's Corral,
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17
From the French Of Lam /.
cnnai Is.
A PARABLE.

Two men were neighbors, and eacf
Of them had a wife and several little
children, and neither of them had
anything but his own labor for their
support. One of these men as
i'll at ease within himself, saying /:
"lf should die, or if | should fall
sick, what would become of my wife
and children ?" And this thought
never quilted him, and it knawed
his heart, as the worm knaws the
heart Of the apple in which it lies
buried.
While the same thought came i'm
like manner to the other father, he
never stopped there, for said he,
"God, who knows all his creatures,
and keeps loving watchcare over
them; God will watch over me, and
my wife and little ones"
And so it came to pass that this
man lived happily, while the other
never tasted a moments repose nor
heartfelt joy. One day while he
was working in the field, sad and
depressed in spirit, because of his
fear, he saw some birds fly into .
bush, come out, and soon after 60
back again. Drawing near he saw
two nests, built side by side, and in
each several little unfledged birds.
After he had returned to his work
from time to time he lifted up his
eyes, and watched the birds, who
were coming and going, bearing
food to the little ones. But while he
was looking, only a moment after
one Of the mothers had brought her
beak full, a hawk swooped down
and bore her away in his talons and
shrill were the cries that poor moth
er uttered struggling vainly under
his grasp. AT this sight the laborer
felt his soul more troubled than
before; for said he "The death of
the mother is the death of the little
ones-just SO mine have only me-
What will become of them if | ana
taken awsy?" All that day he was
sad and sorrowful, and that night he |
could not sleep.
On the morrow, returning to the |
field, he said, 81 long to see the lit
ones of that poor mother. Most of
them are without doubt already
dead" And he bent his steps to-
ward the bush. Looking, he was
to see them all looking
hale and strong-not one had even
pined. Wondering above measure,
he hid himself to see what would
come to pass. After a little time,
he heard a gentle cry and saw the
second mother bringing in haste,
the food she had gathered. Perched
on the twig she divided to all the
little ones alike. She had enough
for all. The orphans were net neg
lected in their misfortune.
In the evening, the father, who
had so distrusted Providence, told
the other father what he had seen.
And the other one said, "why are
you anxious? God never forsakes
his children. His love has resource.
which we do not understand. Let
US have faith let us hope on, let us
love one another, let Us journey on
our ways of life in peace. If die
before you, you will care like q
father for my children; if you die
frat, will be father to yours and
even if we both die, before they are
Did enough to take care Of themsel-
yes, they will have for their father
he Father which is in Heaven
From the French Of Lamennais.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

The grandma of a little four-ycar-
old had been telling her one day not
to say people lied, but rather that
they were mistaken. Her grand
mother, to amuse her, told her q
bear story, which was a tough one
to believe. After she had finished,
the girl looked up into her face and
exclaimed, "Grsndma that is the
biggest mistake ever heard"
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

The friends of the late George
Heary Lewes have founded in his
memory a scholarship for the en-
couragcmcnt of physiological re-
search, the only condition being that
the holder shall devote himself to
this occupation exclusively. The
student gets $1,000 a year for three
years, and the prize is open to either
young men or young women.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

"My boy" said a solemn-visaged
evangelist to a boy who had just
emerged from a hair-pulling match
with another boy, "do you expect to
rove hereafter in land Of pure de-
light?" "No," said the lad; 'T've
bursted another button off'n my
trousers, and expects to get licked
for it,"
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

"Wish | were you for about two
hours" she said with great tender
ness. "And why, my dear, he asked
with considerable interest. "Be-
cause" she said, toying affectionately
with his watch,chain-"because then
l would buy my wife a new bon
net"
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

A man has no more right to say
an uncivil thing than to act one no
more right to say a rude thing to
another than to knock him down.
DR., johnson,
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

A poetess sings "Tho' were dead
my heart would beat for thee"
This would certainly be q dead
beat" and it strikes us the poetess
assumes too much poetic license.
The Columbus journal., 1879-12-17

A clergyman, who was annoyed
by the squeaking shoes of his par
ishioners, remarked that some peo-
pie had "toc much music in their
sOles."