The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1879-03-18

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10th. at down and tsIa ber tale.
"You 80" aid che. untying her
bouset Sing. u give. On easier
movemesg 10 her chin. 60 didn't say
there v6vas- goiS when We started
o. fos Che truth ~ 10 didn't know.
we couldn't afford to take no big trip.
aud yet Ne wanted to do the thing up
jus - right - ~ could, sssiu' - you
had Get your heart on It, an - We
had. too. for that matter. imagery
Fall Was what / wanted, but be said
that i coet 20 much % see The siehh
there that be hadn't money to spare
TO take % thsre an pay fos al the
eight seein'. too. We might 20 he
said, without seeio' the sights. or. II
there Was any way 81 seesn' the sights
without goin. that might do. but he
couldn't do both. So Ne gave that up.
and after thinkin' . good deal, vs
agreed to 90 to some other falls.
which might come cheaper. an may.
b b just - good to begin o.. So
We thought Of Passaic Falls, up TO
Patterson, an We went there, an took
. room at . little hotel, an walked
over to the falls. Bot they wasn't no
good, after oil, for there wasn't no
water runnin' over EN-. There Vas
rocks and precipicers, an dirsfal
depths, and everything for . good
falls. except water. and that VAS all
helm used 1t the mills "Well.
Miguel" says l, ''this = about % mics
. place for . falls - ever / ~" "
but"
"Miguel!" cried Euphemia. us that
your husbands namer
"Well, no." said Pomona, sit isn't.
His given name IL Jonas, but I hated
to call him Jonas On . bridal trip,
too. He might jus % well have had
. more romantic-er name. If his
parents had 4 thought Of It. So I
determined I'd give him better one.
while We was on our journey, anyhow.
an l changed his name to Miguel.
which was the name Of . Spanish
count. He wanted me TO call him
Jiguel. because, be said. that would
have . kind Of q floating smell Of his
old name. but I didn't never do it.
Well, neither Of % didn't care to stay
about no dry falls. - We went hack
to the hotel and got our supper. and
begun to wonder what We should DO
next day. He said we'd better put it
OF and dream about It. and make up
our minds mex moruiu', which /
agreed to. The mex morniu', he
aeked me what was my dream. an /
told him didn't have exactly no
dream about it. but my idea Was to
have somethin' real romantic for the
rest Of our bridal days.
"'Well.' says be. what would you
like? had . dream. but it wasn't
no ways romantic. and III JUS Gall in
with whatever you'd like best
"'All right says l. AN the most
romantic-est thing that I can think of
10 for % to JUS make-believs for the
rest Of this trip. We can make-believe
we're anything We please, an If We
think % 10 real earnest il Sill be
pretty much the same thing - If re
really was. We Amt likely to have
no chance agin Of being JUS what
we've . mind to. an 90 let's try it
now
"'What would you have . mind to
be ? says be. ri
"'Well.' says !, lets be an earl an
10 sarl-ess.'
'Earl-ess {? ays b, there amt no
such Q person.
"'Why, yes there Il, Of course.' I
says to him. Whats Q she-earl If che
isn't q earl-esy
"'Well. / don't know, Gays he,
never havin' lived with any Of EN-,
but we'll let it 90 at that. An how do
vou want to work the thing out ?
This way says l. You, Miguel
"Jiguel, ays be.
Tho earl says I. not mindin' his |
interruption, an me, your noble earl. |
- will 70 to some good place or other |
1t don't matter much JUS where,
md whatever house We live in veil |
all our castle. an we'll consider its
ut drawbridges an portcullies an
noats an secrik dungeons, an we'll
xmember our noble aucester,, an
'ehave accordin'. An the people xe
meet ve can make into counts and
lukes and princes. without their
,nowin' anything about it; an We can
hink our clothes is silk an satin an
'elwet, all covered with dimuns an
'recious stones. jus as well % not
Jus a. we'll. says be.
can then. / went on, we kim 20
a have chi.ral-roue adventures-or
rake believe we're havin' 'em-an'
uild up . atmosphere ~ romantic.
ess aroun' u that II carry 10
ack-- |,
"'To ole Virginny,' says be. II
"'No, says l, for thousands of
ean, or at least enough back for the
mes Of tournaments and chi.val.ry.' Z
"'An' 90 your idea is that we jos {
AXE believe al these things. an /:
ont pay for none Of EN-. i ity says 4
"'Yes. aysI; an you Miguel-'Il
'fJiguel, SAYS be. Z
Kin JUS ak me. ef you don't
DOW what chi-pal-ric or romantic
ing you ought to do or ny % - to feel q
'urself truly an RELY . earl, for Eve q
I'd . lot about these people, an Q
low jus what ought to be did, a
"'Well,' he set hisself down an Z
ought . while. an then be avs. All =
yht. Well do that, an we'll begin q
-morrer moruin'. for I've got . little q
'sines to do in tho city which Ii
'uldot be exactly the right thing q
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