The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1879-10-24
NEW NOR R'-wEsTERs.

The elder sf
"A motto that milkmen should heed
"Let we'll enough alone" Il sa s'a3s' .ss
Early to bed and early to rise is rule
ever followed by pestilent flies.
The Lochiel works at Harrisburg which
have been idle for Eve years, have an order
for 90. 600 tons of railroad iron.
AT a social gathering few days since
the following toast was proposed and drank;
s. In ascending the hill of prosperity may
we never meet friend. =
--Dink pooty veil Of man dot viii shtooa
by you ven you vas in shtormy vedder
vhen der sun shines out.
There are three Rowland Hills. Ons
preached and made jokes another was
commander in chief the third invented
postage-stamps and has been buried in
Westminster Abbey.
NO, said the Texas lawyer, as he placed
couple Of loaded derringers on the table
before him, "the fact that the witness is
desperate man will not deter me from ask
ing him such questions as I may deem
proper"
Hon. a. B. Cornell, the Republican
candidate for Governor of New York, is q
man of middle age, and son Of the founder
of Cornell University. Like Conkling's
other favorite, General Grant, he is
"silens man." who cannot make speech.
Wendell Phillips, upon meeting Mr. John
Bright, Jr., in Boston, the other day, said,
"I an very glad to meet you, Mr. Bright,
but would rather meet your father" sMy
father is better worth meeting" was the
modest answer to the rather embarrassing
remark.
Among the Europeans slain at Cabul not
one was purely bred Englishman. Ca
vagnari was the son of French general
and an Irish mother; Mr.. Jenkyns, secre-
tary of the Embassy, was . Scotchman;
Irishmen.
The following is said to be the manner
in which General Grant and General Nc
Dowell greeted each other on the deck of
the Tokia: Grant, with both hands ex-
tended, said, +" How are you, Mae?" Nc
Dowell, little chokey. said How are you,
old boy?"
-aIn the fourth place." said the preach
er to his drowsy audience, those Of you
who are awake will note "-etc. There
was pause, sudden STRENGTHENING up of
almost everybody in the congregation and
o general appearance on nearly every face
as if TO say, Why don't you fellows keep
awake BETTER
The summer leaves begin to fall
Sererely on the grass,
While the country womans fancy turns
To thoughts of apple sass.
Mary had little lamb.
That turned upon ita axis.
Bot the little lamb was cold one day
To pay poor Mary's taxes.
"A new postal law 10 published which
allows deeds, all legal papers being printed
blanks filed out in writing, way bills. bills
OF lading, invoices. insurance documents
and policies, and the like, to 60 through the
mails as second class mail matter at one
cent per ounce. That is, such matter in
open letter on one cent stamp.
Governor Bishop, of Ohio, knows how
to pile in the adjectives and festoon them
with adverbs. The following sentences oc-
CURED in speech made by him at Ottawa
the other day: " In conclusion, allow me to
add that our American people have always
entertained for her Majesty the Imperialis-
tic Queen of Great Britain sentiments of
the most profound respect and esteem, who,
as q noble woman and ruler, stands pre-
eminently before the world without peer"
Loud cheers.
An English correspondent states that
q proposal has been made to form . re-
ligious guild for persons connected with
the press" from the editor TO the stoker's
boy at the engihe" The rules suggested
are that members should pledge themselves
to go to some place of worship at least once
on Sundays, and, IL possible. once on week
days; to spend 1--WE minutes day in private
prayer; TO be temperate in dress, speech
and food; to be friendly with those with
whom they work; and, If possible, to in
duse them to join the guild.
The announcement made by the manag-
ers OF the Oneida Community has been fol-
lowed promptly by the abandonment Of the
system of 'complex marriages on the
part of the society at Wallingford Comm
The Family there has been reduced to
about twenty members, and these must
celibacy, aud it is thought that those who
are most faithfully attached to the doctrines
OF the Community will prefer the latter.
1t is significantly stated that the women OF
the Community are unanimous In their ex-
preston of approval of the new arrange
mepts,
Philadelphia Record: A city named
after Phlladelphian has been established
in Dakota. About 1900 acres cf land, or
sixty-two square miles, IN the great North
west are owned by Mr.. Charlenagne Tower
of this city. This gentleman is . heavy
stockholder In the Ndrthern Pacific rail-
read aud for two years has been director
of the corporation. His residence here
dates back only few years, but he has
been Pennsylvania away back in the far
past, coming here in bis younger days from
Oneida county.
w. 81. ri. Barton Of Yarmouth, Mass,
has invented machine which he calls g
pulse mater, as it Is operated by the pulse.
This machine, which has taken him four
years to make, when placed on the wrist,
records the pulse. At every beat d hand
advances one degree over dial, thus re-
cording the number of beats. Another
hands sweeps over graduted scale, which
shows the force or intensity of the pulse.
More remarkable still, hammer i made
to strike bell and give forth clear and
distinct sound, thus making the human
pulse audible as well IS visible.
IA certain old gentleman, very rich and