Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1879-01-31
Wit and Humor.

1 For I'm going 10 90 0OLnluB lOlEfE1 al4 GfeA-
Wit and HUmOr.
The Bannocks have risen, and no
wonder They have a chief among
them named Saleratus.
Never blow down q lamp chimney to
extinguish the fame, for it is quite liable
to return the compliment and blow you
up.
| A Connecticut woman was appointed
constable the other day, and the first
thing she said was: 'NoW shall catch
man."
She was plump and beautiful, and he
was wildly fond of her; she hated him,
but woman-like she strOve to catch him
He was flea.
Birds are entitled to'justiee. When a
man is indulging in froiic, to say he's
''out on lark" is a libel on that bird.
He is really out on swallow.
1t is said that a human being has
seven millions of pores, through which
perspiration and exhausted particles Of
the system escape. We are all pore
creatures.
off Jones undertakes to pull my ear"
said loud-mouthed fellow on a street
corner, "he will Just have his hands full"
The crowd looked at the mans ears and
thought so too.
Says a colored philosopher: Twenty
years ago niggers was Wuf thousand
dollars apiece. Now dey would be deah
at two dollars a dozen. Its 'stOnlShIn'
how de race am a running down"
Epitaph on tombstone in South Car
olina -fsHere is the body of Robert
Gordin, mouth almighty and teeth ac-
cordin'; stranger tread lightly over this
wonder, if he opens his mouth you are
gone, by thunder"
''How like its father it isl" exclaimed
the nurse, on the occasion Of the christ
| ening of baby whose father was over
seventy, and had married a young Wlte.
Every like, replied a satirical LADY, Il
.asn't tooth IN its headI
as there anysthing that will make
GSin come up quick?" asked the gen
m farmer of the old husbandman;
I.-sssO; I don't know OF n0thIn
D SSo1sa5np ess,np - -WasS.she genial old fellows
T The above simple lainno.a sSnow where
olr1t- Rarely has fbers 6S'eI 6SeI ana t-es.---..,
~ ! Es uiiIy beloved by those NJ pSIson more
T and faftbfI1I frisSIt,u n ua9ghter, a loving SiS
Her sickness was IoS,,sHne sue was dear to an
4 n IS lorltude and Patience IL SLdI4cter to
I patience, never Al IIislsl Isl wonderful pe9Ss
hlcn IS sss5 WAYS most grarsSI,II COIl plain
zee in the latter ndpas,sSSst Ss s,nf ioyiIngg Igg
8 month Of August, when MES are the
ose troublesome, feed Of it at morning
nd evening viii give beneficial results
'th in the yiela 9f milk and comfort 9I
e COWS, Some writers claim It should
cut in the morning Tor the evening
ed, and in the evening for the morning
cal.
But after careful experiments and Oh
rvation, / am satisfied that it is equally
,od when fed Immediately after il is cut
an equal quantity is given. When it is
ilted we are apt to give large feed as
e bulk is reduced, and we unwittingly
v an srmful is only an armful aud We
row into the feed box about One-third
ore than if fed soon after cutting.
his, j I.bslieve, is the secret Of the whole
after.
Proposisiou,6. Mode of watering both
summer and winter"
It is so evident to every dalrymah inst
l abundant supply Of good tr9Sn WsteF y
osolQtely necessary for the Productl9u o.
GOOD oiality Of milk, that 1t needs no
SSament. III YOU have no living water on
.-Sfs~m. sell COW or two, dig we'll
"a, %~>good wind mill. Il will pay.
- put T. LIpg at one OF those hithY
SG imagine IA. ~SaeF day and the
nd holes in hot 81. >os will be eyi-
preston Of your eounteL- <6s drink
nee enough that it is not Just 49,
cows.
y g should treat our domestic animals -
u klndneSs and careful consideration
their wants and welfare. Wecannot az
d to do otherwise. Motives Of human
should be an inducement to treat them
IS, and mere self-interest ought to COM
men to do it.
When we abuse our domestic snimals,we
mage our own property and II no other
tive than this has any influence with us
should treat them kindly.
ropOSition Z. "Farm architecture
his branch Of farming IS sadly neglect
md needs thorough Overhauling. The
E is not fsr distant when this subject
receive the careful attention of farm
it is entitled to,
livering cattle in a cold storm or bleak
ter day hiding behind stumps and
es, and the earnest, pitoOuS look be-
ed upon the owner ought to enlist our
pathies aud appeals to our humanity
lrnish them with comfortable shelter.
e now come to the last proposition, No.