The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-03-14

DANISH YOUR SADNESS.

coaled?
''Cheese itn is a corruption of "Don't
give it a whey
1t is hard to get ahead of time, but a
musician often beats it.
A man is not always upright who las
been brought up right.
To remove paint from the wall-back
mp against it before it gets dry.
81 called him a liar in a gentlemanly
manner" wrote a member of the Ind
lana Legislature the other day.
An accountant who visited Bunker
hill monument last summer says it is
the longest column he eyer footed up.
They say n strong grasp of the hand
betokens strong heart. What a
magnificent heart a lobster must have.
"There is no place-like-home"-un-
less it is some nice young girls home,
when the old folks are at class meeting,
and the matchbox is empty.
tsAn men were created equal,v says
the Declaration of Independence, but,
judging from the size of their feet, the
assertion appears to be a falsehood.
A Kansas man who offered bail for a
friend was asked by the judge if he had
any incumbrance on his farm. ooh,
yes" said he, ''my old woman"
Snow, if you got any wedding you
want done, Pm your man," earnestly
exclaimed the tramp who was at the
back door of a Danbury house a few
days ago looking for work.
81 never thought but once, said old
Deacon Webbing, ssthat it was "a sin
to steal an umbrella. - "And when was
that?" asked a friend. 1T was when
some pesky thief stole mynew silk one,''
answered the deacon.
On the boulevard: "You look sad"
"IIave you not heardP'' mo" my
wife has been taken away" Mine
also, a month ago." I" 1t was cold in
the chest" :" In the case of my wife it
was the coachman."
The village is flooded with spurious
silver coins. We asked a witty Irishman
il he had any idea where they
came from. Yes, sir they come
from some fellows base-mint, and the
buyer passes them to the seller again"
GLOW was the world made?n is being
discussed in a scientific magazine. We
weren't there, but we suppose they got
all the subscriptions they could raise
along the survey, and then bonded the
rest of the work and pushed it through.
Sound said the schoolmaster, :" is
what you hear. For instance, you can
not feel a sound" .'Oh, yes you canl''
said n smart boy. 'tJohn Wilkins"
retorted the pedagogue, 'IIow do you
make that out? What sound can you
feel?" ga sound threshing," quickly
replied the smart boy.
The venerable wife of Il celebrated
physician, n day, casting her eyes
ont of the window observed her hus-
band in the funeral procession of one of
his patients, at which she exclaimed: 81
do wish my husband would keep away
from such professions. 1t appears so
much like a tailor carrying home his
work.
=" See the moon,' - said n lady to her
nephew, a bright little boy of five, as
they sat looking out of the window the
other day. sThe moonl'' said the
little man. "You can't see the
moon in the daytime" "Yes,
YOU can," continued his aunt; there
it is over the trees" The little fellow
had to..admit that he saw it, but added,
'Taint lighted, anyway"
A Vermont man has advertised in
a card i'll the paper in his town, which
reads: "Some people have the vulgar
habit of calling me Bill; that is not my
name, nor any part of it. My name is
William Palmer. 1 forgive all past Of
lenses, but if any person ever calls
me Bill after the publication of this
letter, I shall take it rs a downright in.
suit; as much of an insult as if he had
called me by any other hateful name
not my own"