The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1879-01-09
HITS AND HINTS FROM THE PRESS.

A word TO Secretary Sherman: Don't holler be-
fore you are out OF the Woods-St. Paul Globe
Gold is at par and the money is at zero. For
these and all other blessings let US be thankful
Terre Haute Express.
January has come in like an infuriated buzz
saw; two to one 1t will 90 out az demurely as
young girl chewing gum.-st. Louis Journal.
In letter to the Cincinnati Enquirer Private
Dalzell says he was born in PennsylVania-not In
Ohio The trouble to the world has been not as
to tUhere he was born but lVhy he was born at all,
Athens Journal.
Ex Governor Tom Young has no reputation for
being chicken-hearted nor overly merciful but
he managed to pardon eighteen more criminals
In the same length of time than Governor Bishop
has pardoned-HOlmes Co. Farmer.
Rev. Greenbacker De La Matyr Congressman
elect Is so afraid Of oblivion that he is in con-
slant sweat to keep himself before the patient
public. He has just published three column
defense of the death penalty from the Bible, and
II Eome Christian will only tie the columns to-
rether and choke the author into silence, he will
deserve yard. vide valentine next mOuth.-At-
lanta Constitution,
The positive deClihation of Mr.. Thurman to &C.
cent the Gubernatorial nomination IN ONO
brings General Banning to the front as possible
candidate. Mr., Rice, member Of Congress from
the Fifth District is also spoken Of One thing 10
certain II will require the strongest and best man
tie Democratic party can produce to beat the for
midable odds that will be arsyed aRaintt 1t In
the next campaign.-st. Louis Republican (Dem.)
An Eastern Journal states that the problem Of
Chinese labor has been solved in North Adams,
Mass, and that the Celestials walk the streets oil
that city with as much freedom aS any other cilt
zen. 1t adds that there are an equal number oil
American and Chinese Workmen In one OF the
shoe shops working for the same pay. The paper
| is mistaken. They are just beginning to study
| the problem IN the East. By the time that the
American workmen now employed are turned
out to make place for Cinnamon they will under
stand it little better. When every avenue
of labor now filed by white men in the Eastern
cities and all the farms are crowded with Chi
nese, then they will be near the solution OF th'
problem, and that Is that John" who 10 "EtN
old man Of the sea-" must be got rid oi.-sAI
Francisco Chronicle,
There was once q good little boy who Nas sen
by his mother 10 the bakery on Sunday morn
ing for the weekly pot Of beans, The dde"hl
was slippery, and as the good little boy Wor
nothing but slippers on his feet, 1t Is not a. q
surprising that he fell down, broke the bean-pol
aud annointed the sidewalk with his motnei
breakfast. While he was weeping over MS mn
fortune, bad little boy, whose moineL nau a..
sent him to the bakery for her weekly pot
beans, coming along laughed and mockeo eH },
oeedingly at the poor boys sorrow. No" Whll
he was vet thus mockiDg and laughing ma
running for a doctor knocked the bean-pot ifol
the bad little boys hands breaking 1t into piece
and spreading its savOry contents over the side
walk, whereupon his laughter was changed
weeping, and he lifted up his voice and mourne
yoclferously. Moral: Never pork fun at the ul
fortunate, for you never know how soon you ma
bean in trouble yourself-BOston Post
Jobn Sherman thinks there is nothing IN Ii
way Of resumption but the Democratic part!
The Secretary has got things lilt'e mixed In
Democratic party is not in the way OF resumPtlol
Il is only in the way of John sherman'-N'
Sun.