The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1879-10-23
c AND FASCIEs.

breath.
Which is tne most ancient OF trees ?
The elder.
Some men pay attention who never
pay anything else.
What is better than a promising young
man2 a paying n
The chap who couldn't express himself
sent his valise instead.
Honeymoon Glen and Goldfish Hill
are localities near Sioux City.
He is the only rich man in the world
who has learned TO be content with what
be has.
II you want to be real happy, try
your best TO make others think they are
happy.
Fire bugs have thrice tried to burn
the Janesville, VIE, Congregational
church.
Female friendship is 10 man the bull
wark, sweetness and ornament OF his
existence.
Every man throws on to his surround
ings the sunshine or the shadow that
exists in his own soul.
A little boy being asked, what is the
chief end Of man2' replied: The end
what's got the head on
II takes twenty able-bodied men to
stand and look at II poor little sign
painter while he is at work.
Anybody is apt to be mistaken, but O
boy never but once attempts to pat q
short-horned bull on the head.
Mamma, can't we have anything we
wantf' Yes, my deArs. But be careful
and don't want anything you can't
have
A young lady, on being asked where
her native place was, replied, L have
none; 1 am the daughter OF a Methodist
minister
The Somerville Journal has found out
the reason why we never have an honest
horse race-because we have dishonest
human C
Much charity which begins at home is
too feeble to get out doors, and much
that begins out doors never gets into
the home circle.
Mark Lemon once said that it is with
narrow-Eouled people as with narrow.
neck bottles-the less they have in
them the more noise they make in pour
ing it out.
In the depth Of the sea the water is
still; the heaviest grief is borne in 81
lence; the deepest love flows through
the eyes and touch; the purest joy is un.
speakable.
Women quoth Jones, ARE the salad
Of life, at ono a boon and a blessing
I'm n sense they're salad, indeed re-
piled Brown, they take so much time
in their dressing
1t was an old but a good thing said by
a French paragrapher lately, to the eff.
feet that he hates a girl when she is try
ing to be a woman and a woman when
she is tying to be a girl.
Il am afraid said a lady to her hus
band, that I am going to have a stiff
neck. Not at all improbable, my dear,
replied her spouse, L have seen strong
symptoms of it ever since we were mar.
ried.'
The old church in Broad street, Lon
don, wherein John Milton WINS baptized
in 1880, was torn down last year, and on
the building erected on the site is placed
an inscription and a sculptured head OF
the poet.
1t was an unfortunate mistake OF the
compositor to put under the headline
Reduction in the Price Of Cas- the
statement that MIR. - receives only
fifty dollars for a lecture, now, instead
Of a hundred as formerly.
Rash, sinful man. said upbraidingly
the chaplain TO the prisoner, suppose
you were to die now, what sort of a con.
science would you die with, eh9' On,
my conscience is as good as new; Inever
used a bit Of it, said the prisoner,
proudly.
The Sabbatarians OF Portland, Me-.
go a step farther than their fellow re-
formers elsewhere. They not only. ask
that the sale of newspapers be prohibit.
ed in that city but that milkmen be for
hidden to distribute milk to families
Sunday mornings.
At q lOte class. meeting anxious inqui-
~ was made for the BIS, who were
twins, SO much alike that none could
tell them apart. Bill said Haven't you
heard their sad fateP They went as
missionaries and the cannibals ate them
up for a philopena.'
There werefour English travellers in
Rome a fortnight ago who had travelled
in France, Germany, Russia, Sweden.
Norway, America, Turkey, Egypt, China
and Japan, hunting after butterflies.
Their collection will be a curiosity, if
ever they return safely to England.
Now, my boy, said the examiner, IF
1 had a minee pie and should give two
tweliths of it to John, two.twelftbs to
Isaac, two.twelfths to Harry, and should