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Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01
Territorial Officers
Delegate in Congress.
Hon. Martin Maginnis, Helena

ONE. Aame Residence.
Governor, Hcniamin Potts. Ileiena
~ecre'ary, James II Nils.........D Deer Lodge
tudiior, u. II. cuthbcrt .Helciia
treasurer. -. VI. Weston ......... Helena
Warden, peni'eriiary J. ". Fiji Deer L1dce
~ Y iuhlic ~ch ~. Clark right Helena
urvey + General, K. H. Jason Helena
r. inieraai R"v"iue, T. 7 uller ...Eele ~
Ga. \. Blake Virginia City
'S'0''" '"''''eS' II. Knowles Deer Lo.se
L. $. Mar hal, VIM &. Bo.ikin Helena
Snrreme Court Reporter, G. Hedges Helena
%lSrk ra pif S"gF En sh'n Helena
tlcrk "a Dist Court, o. b O'Bannnn Deer Lodge
clerk ID Dist Court, A. H. Bea,tie. 80. Helena
Bo-emnn Land Office.
Register. Davis Wiil-.n.... ........... 30 anan
Receiver, j. V Bogeri. 30 .eiIan
Helena Land Office.
Register, ia. II. Moe Observation-Disclosures Helena
Receiver, +. Il. Sterling ................ Helena
Territorial District Attorneys
First District, X. I; Nision Virginia City
second District, 4. ii. Mayhew. beer Lodge
ihird District, j. A. Johnston Helena
United STATES CommiSsioners
George Clendenia, Jr $500. Carroll
Jane, ArnouX ......-...............B entnn
isaac "a Aiten .....-,r-... .....--.. Helena
Joreih >. iillDS S........-.,...........He Helena
Ihe0philu- Muille.. ........ Virginia ity
VIM. iiurchai,t...... ...............>un River
George r to"ah -....-..........R adersburg
John Potter .l,Iuitt,..
George W. Irvine (2d) ............... Deer Lodge
orsilie u - balm Deer Loule
run n !" ooif '---..'.-...-.. ..-.--- A!,sotia
Ma7sena Buiiau- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .BuIie
\. - hcihefson. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. BozeInan
United States assay Office
Assayer, Russell d Harrison . Helena
Meter, A. AeyendUrI. ............. Helena
Registers in Bankrapscy
Clarence Ewing cd Di,lric). ......... Helena
Thea, hilus aiuliey. ......-...... Virginia City
United States Examining Surgeon.
GALLA7LA COUNTY OFF GERS.
COnaHissioaers.--J +. Maria, Charles
Abceney and john NJ. Robinson.
Sherry and issess0r-W 5. Mckeasie
Clerk and Rec0rd,-.--S. W Laagh8rse
Treasurer and Supt. cf Public Insfractioa.-J. ID.
Met aman.
IN O. Of PyobGfe-A ID. McpLerson
CorOaer.--J. 4. s9itzier
Justice Of the Pedce.-J. Dediwirk,
esNsfstSs.-A. Il. elxrh.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01

SECOND DISTRICT-iIIaAH KNOWLES Judge.
In Deer Lodge County, at DEER LoDGE CITY,
second Monday in April
First Monday in September. for all causes
that can he tried with G i jury, EXCEPT in "a Is
where the pariie, consent hal a special senire
may Issue to try the &lme
Fir-t Monday in December
In Mis-oua County, al Ahs,oULA, fourth Non
da. in June: second Monda, in November.
In Beayerhead toUmy. at BANsAcK. first
Monday in June: second Monday iii October.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01

GEEssE-ai'lTI .N1sr LEM Vie
e,H kasssa O0TE. n Drag : Oh I t Il r.
hree years, di-coyereil an tntit p hes will
II RE- every firm Of The habif-Ta licllly, fain-
f~ile reliably. Plea ant t. take. falling,
cheap A. he drug, while il rc-i,ie. lie "ri,u
i is0a-i to pristine health ani li.ur. Three 10
five BIKE glaraHfeei cnre. Or m9ley iei'!si
ed send stamp ior circular 10 ~. 7. l. iER
DDFF, Chicago, Ill,
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01

When u series OF belts and whacks. min
gled with groans. yells, and much prancing
about Is heard In house, 1t is parent
what Is the cause.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1879-05-01
n EAST FOURTEENTH ST..
New York CitA

This Beautiful Tiaro Up
right Cabinet or Parlor
Organ (lihe c',h. New
Style No.I6S5. Dimen-
sions-fIeiEht, 10 inches;
Depth, u ms. ; Length, 30
ms. Three 6, Sets OF
Reeds. Thirteen d3lstops
QlEolian; t2)N oNCeleste;
e, Echo;til Dulciana; l5)
Violi,ia;ts) Vox Hirlana;
@ Principal; (s) Haut-
boy; go Diapason; Coy
Duicet; QDGTand Organ;
Q2) Principal Forte; l3)
Flute. Five ociaves. Up
right Bellows, with I'M
nsense power. HINGED
LampStandso out OF sight
wien notinu use. Beatty's
Improved Knee Swell,
and Beatty's New Excel
siCr Grand Organ Knee
Swell. Magnificent high
ly finished Black Walnut
Caseand Elegant French
Eeneered Panels. Alisatc
improvements. Weight.
when boxed, go lbs. Is
contains Beatty's new
Eox Celeste Stop, which
isby farthe sweetest and
most perfect that has ev-
Crbeenattained. Charm
ingi is the universal e9-
claination of critics and
lovers of sweet music
who have heard tia
combination. The sud-
den burst Of harmony
thrown out BY the Beat
~ Grand Organ Excel
sior Knee swell, fror,
the scale being perform
ed by a professional. Il
inimitaEle. Eegxsap
Retail Price asked
for such an Insfru.
n.cRt by the Noropo.
lists Agts. s5sut S34O
j Will sell this Beauti.
FIJI Organ during this
month in order 10 have
It introduced, boxed
and delivered ON Tara
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The Avant Courier


Number Nine to Number one.
Well. Marian. fair eldest sister,
I've come. You are sorry. know.
For I'll yell like the other eight babies,
Now grown to a down->loping row.
And I'll hiccup and stare and fail over,
And tear every novel and note.
IN grab at your EARRINGS and bracelet,
And twist off the tie at your throat
m wake up at six in the morning.
And cry to get up and be dress ed.
When poor little mother is weary.
And needs ev'rv moment OF rest.
III hit little Ann. if ,hoose TO.
III take kitty's doll by its clothes,
And Ill hammer it over the fender
TIL It hasn't scrap OF a nose.
I'll make the cat dance in your basket.
And t,ngle your knitting and wool.
I'll muss up my fathers shirt osonl,
And give Tommys white haI pull.
won't have to be whipped for it. either.
As you were. You poor Number One.
You got all the discipline over.
While | come in time for the fun.
For the mother. you see. is SO weary,
And tired Of nine little cares.
And papa too busy to mind us
Whilst struggling with business affairs.
But then. when your heart is nigh broken,
And weary and worried. you cry,
Ill come with my own little apron
TO wipe of the tears from your eye.
And putting both FIT arms around you.
Ill kiss your soft. velvety cheek.
And III tell you III try TO be better,
A plain as baby can speak.
And then. Number one. youwill hug me
You know, to yonr warm. loving breast,
And will never tell mother your trouble,
But leave her to lleaitll-gving rest.
And If / wilt down in the summer.
And, tooth-cutt NJ. whiinper and pine.
Don't know how your tendercst touches
Are waiting tor small Number Nine:"
All! il should slip ont Of trouble.
TO the bright other side of the sky.
And your arms that are tired, were empty,
Don't know how you'd, soIrowing. cry.
It's queer how they love us-wee babies
1t don't seem as tho we could pay;
And yet, how the arms close about us
10 keep the dark shadow away.
Just wait few years. sister darling,
Ill grow up as quick as can:
And then--wOn't smooth the rough places
For you when I've grown upa man.
Ethel Lynn. Ia Rurak Ne,c Yorker.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-02
THEY DON'T luxe IT.
Rockport Pioneer.

The attempt Of the late general assembly
to attach the county of Armstrong to the
county Of Hutchinson, against the will of
the people, was an outrage, for which there
was no plausible excuse. The act itself is
90 incomplete and 40 bunglingly drawn,
that it cannot be inforced in Law, while it
% unjust in principle. that it will fail ~ a
dead letter At the hands of the citizens Of
Armstrong county. Hutchinson county Ia
heavily in debt, while Armstrong county is
comparatively out Of debt. Yet the con-
solid atom act makes no provision for IN
equitable adjustment of til 9 Indebtedness.
10 fact il leaves the people Of Armstrong
county 10 pay the debts Of Hutchinson
county, which they will refuse to do down
70 the last day in the afternoon. 1t ID
dresses Armstrong county men out Of Office,
Who have been elected BY the people and
lesislatea men into ofics Who have not been
and could not be chosen at the ballot box.
The passage of 4 Law which blots out IN
organised county without submitting the
proposition to . vote Of the people al. cted
thereby, il 10 attempt 70 do . bad thing 10
. wrong way, and Armstrong; eounty u
jud4sd In ssPadiasins he Law.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-02

ss'Tise advantages Of these Lines are
1. II the passenger is going to or from any
point In the entire West and NORTH. West, he can
lines and be sure Of reaching his destination
ny 1T OR ITS CONNECTIONS
2. The greater part Of its lines are laid with
steel Rails Its road bed Is perfect.
3. II IS the short line between all important
points.
{. Its trains are equipped with the westing-
house Air Brake. MIXERS Platform.and COulAers
and the latest improvements for comfort, safety
and convenience
s.. 1t is the only Road in the West running tho
celebrated Pullman Hotel Cars between Chicago
and Council Bluffs.
6. 1t is the only Road running the Pullman
Palace sleeping Cars either way between
Chicaao and s. Pau. Green eay FFsspoh u Crosse
Ninona, Dubuque, McGse9os. Milwaukee.
q. No road offers equal facilities In number
Of through tra'D rs. equipped with Pullman Pal
ace Sleeping Cars.
8 1t makes connections with all lines crossing
at intermediate points.
The popularity Of these lines Is steadily in
creasing and passengers should consult their In
terest Ivy purchasing tickets Via this line.
Tickets over this route are sold by all Coupon
Ticket Agents Ia the United state and Cana1as.
Remember, you ask for your Tickets via tho
Chicago & North Western Railway, and take
none other.
For information, Folders, Maps. &C.. not OBJ
tainable at Home Ticket Once, address Anv
agent III the Company or
mARvlN HUenrn. W. n. s1EhhEI1.
eoa1 Manager, cAleaao, N. osAu Pass. Agent.
Chicago, ".
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-02
THE ARMY nLL'
The Debate in the House-Alex.naer n.
StepheWs' speech. rss6Sae

The b In the House-Alexander q.
StepheUs' Speech. WssS
Special Telegram to The inter Ocean.
Washington, March 30.-rhe moSEiafer.
esting feature of the session 20 far Il I III
speech Of Alexander II. Stephens; indie
house Saturday on the army BILL Il - -
announced that he would speak, md III
galleries were full, while a large tpnnbefo n
prominent spectators wereon the sAo0f, In
Guiding Secretaries Everts, Shssnan. Key.
General sherman, and many setAsogH. al
spoke sitting in his rolling sckairss the
area in front Of the clerks desk,a1d rolled
around uneaaily n he uiter6f his Hords.
His heshlesa hands were gloved, and abian.
ket was thrown over the bach 81 his chair
to Keep of the draught. His voice s1s
ehrlll, and his lower tones were not aadfble
IN the galleries. He was listened 10 with
conspicuous attention. Underwriting was
suspended, the house was in unusual good
order, and his opinions we're awaited with
curiosity, as it was not known which side
he would take.
Mr.. Reed, Of Maine, followed Stephens,
and made the best point that has yet been
made to show that the amendment pro
posed by the democrats was not germane.
This amendment provided that no
navy civil officer should take troops to the
polls, placing them on the same footing
with the army officer. Reed argued that
amendments relating to the naval or civil
officers were not germane 70 an army bill. 4
springer, who was presiding Is chairman
Of the committee Of the whvle, then decided
that the amendment was germane. He read
. long written opinion, which had been pre-
pared days before the argumen, vas made.
and had been framed according TO the die.
tation Of the democratic caucus ; 60 that ali
the democratic arguments could be fitted to /
what the decision was to be. It is not the
habit Of presiding officers, any more than
tn . habit Of courts, TO prepare their decnions
before argument, we're made, but Sprineer's
action IL in harms ny with all that has been
done since the democrats Obtained control
Of congress. Everything has been cut and
dried in party caucus before action has been
taken in open session. He did not alIude
to the points made BY Mr.. Reed. who vas
the only man who presented new Z
tons.
Mr.. ConRer appealed from the decision
Of the chair, bu. By . party vote the appeal
WA not suatained.
The ereenbacker, Ladd, Mu,ch, and
De La Matyr. voted with the democrais. A
majority Of the greenbacken lodged the
vote.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-02

1. is quite eviden. that Harry Kat. pro-
poses TO surpass all his former efforts. His
immense sale room l. completely stocked
with the latest ssylss ofmsn's, youths' boys
and Children cIoshinG. II pricss lover than
ever.
Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1879-04-02
: sysa.e II TT sszedy ns,t aes = syse.eets
SYMPATHETIC DISEASES,

Each package Of %sANFoRD's RADICAL CURE
with full directions for iis uae In all cases. Price
sio9. scldb by al Wholesale and retail drug lists and
WEEka 4 POTTER. General, Agents and Whole.
sale DrugHiats. Boston. Mass.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26

BULLION ENCAMPMENT NO. 10.
TIOLDS REGULAR SESSIONS ON THE
II Third MONDAYS Of each month. 81
TX O'Clock, p. NJ, ct Odd Fellows Building.
sojourniug Patriarchn are invited 70 attend.
BEN. O. LEVY, O. r.
8. D. HENRY, Scribe. js4H
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26

VIyINNENUCcA TRIBE, NOT, IMPROVED
w Order Of Red Men, hold regular coun.
ellis At Masonic Hall on the third sleep Of evsxy
seven suns. at the seventh run. thirtie}h breath.
Sojourning braves, warriors and chtefs, are
cordially invited to meet in council.
R. NJ. BEATTY, esohsm.
MAX JAcops, Chief Of Record. a
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26

wATCHMAKERs AND JEWELLERS.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26
SOCIETIES.


AMERICAN LABOR UNION.
VvHE REGULAR MEETINGS OF THE
i American Labor Union will Be held q
Armory Hall, on THURRDAY EVENING Of
each week. Any person desiring information
in rsgsrd to the Union, can obtain the same BY
applying to the Secretary. at Armory Hall. BE-
tween the hours Of and o'clock ,. H.. daily.
A. G. BISHOP, Prss1dsut.
A. N. CAxpsELL, Secretary. ap17.1
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26
RUBY HILL WATER WORKS.
csuncity Of Tanks. 4OO.0 Gallons
ALL NOW FULL.

ATER WILL BE FURNISHED IN RUBY
w Hili, In any desired qusntines. ~ ~,
ssssons of the year. ut u uniform rate, sna
80, than csn be furnished from any other
so',rce water delived twice daily to nrivate
families, miners cabins. ssieons etc , Iiskets r.
.sn,ins from ea TO so cents apiece, WIZ os
iS AZ the Once OF the Company. on huoy
suio s,a W. h. HARRUB. Proprietor.
mr. r, W. PEARSON. superintendent.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26
Thanksgiving Proclamation.

FOLLOWING THE CUSTOM OF uuR
Fnrefsthsrs. and in grateful recognition
AZ tho BLESSINGS II peace. health and general
businssa prosperity vouohsafea 20 and enjoyed
by the people Of this stnts during the year now
nearly ended. ! hereby designate THURSDAY,
THi, 2Tth DAY OF NOVEMBER, A. ID. 1879, as
\ any " thanksS.yin and prayer and do
esr,,estly recommend to my fellow citiEsns
that. with HEARTFELT and cordial unity. on that
dsy we render homage and thanks to the Al
mighty Ruler for hts mary mereies.
In testimony whereof. have hereunto set
nv hand. ana caused the Great Seal OF the State
Done At Carson city, Nevada. this sth day Of
November, 4. D. 1872
Governor OF Nevada.
By the Governor;
Jasrrn BaucocK Secretary Of state. [n12-td
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26
HIBERNIAN6.

TvHE A. o. Il. MEETS EVERY FIRST AND
II third Saturday evening Of the month. q
further notice. THOs. MURPHY, Psssidsnt.
]. ". Mslloy. Secretary.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1879-11-26

BEATIFIC LODGE, NO. Z, X. OF r.,
MEETS EACH FRIDAY or EVERY
IA month, at 80 O'Clock r. NJ. 1t its Castle
Hall, In Odd Fellows' building.
Ali Brother knights, In good standing, Axe
frsternally invited to attend such meetings.
G. L. BROY, @. @
Il. D. MoKxr, 4. Of R. and 9.
The Plymouth Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1878-1901, 1879-05-22
Cure for FelOn.

When a fiager pricks as though
there were a thorn In it, and throbs
intolerably when held downward, and
yet there is no external sign OF mis-
chief, the probabilities are that fell
on is In prospect. Go at once to the
butchers and procure some of the
spinal marrow of beef creature.
Take a piece. say about two inches
in length. aud having cut it open
lengthwise. wrap it around the affect
ed finger, covering, or course. with
cloth. In few hours change the
piece OF marrow for a fresh one, and
continue to keep the finger encased
until all pain has ceased, and there Is
no discomfort when the marrow Is re-
moved. The finger will look strange
ly white and porous. but the cure is
complete. This remedy ought to be-
come professional. 1t is vastly better
than the surgeons knife, and more
effectual.
The Plymouth Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1878-1901, 1879-05-22
Paroles American Races.

When the English sporting men
first saw Parole they prom )unced him
to be far from beauty; one sporting
paper, Land anil Water, described
him as a mean lettle ewe- necked,
curby- backed brute. But they all
mitted that the moment he Is extend
ed, even in a canter, it is seen what
is In him, for a more level. easy NOV
er never trod on tho turf. He throws
his hind legs we'll under when run
ming, which gives him Tremendous
leverage; he has a much longer reach
than one would be led to suppose be-
fore seeing him take a stretch upon
the turf. After his first season upon
the American turf it was found nec-
essary to make Parole a gelding on
account Of his high temper.
Parole was foaled at Chestnut Hill.
Philadelphia, in 1878; his sire was
Lexington. his dam Maiden, mare
with the blood OF Lexington. Mr..
Lorillard gave 81 900 for him when 2
years old. At that age he won two
races at Long Branch and two at Sar-
atoga: he lost two out OF six that
year; next year he was beaten by Va
grant at Saratoga, in the spring; in
the fall OF that year he ran three
races with Tom Ochiltree, beating
him twice; and this horse Is consider
ed the king OF the American turf. He
next won the all aged stakes at Jer-
ONE Park; was then taken to Balti-
more where he was beaten by Pim-
leo in two races; as IA five-ycar- old.
he ran at Saratoga, Jerome Park, and
Pimlico Park, Baltimore, coming in
the winner each time. In 1877 he
ran against Tenbroeck and Tom
Ochiltree at Baltimore. Tenbroeck
was the favorite In the pools, selling
at 81 200 TO Ochiltree's 800, and Par
ole's 1895. The race was a two-and- a
half mile dash, Parole coming in two
lengths ahead OF Tenbroeck, and six
ahead OF Ochiltree- Last year he
ran ten races and won eight.
One OF the most interesting races
Is that which is TO come off in Eng
land. where he runs race against
Economy for f5 900. The victories OF
the Continental. and now of the
American horses. are spreading con-
sternation among the English tur-
flies. and they begin to tremble for
their hard earned laurels.
The Plymouth Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1878-1901, 1879-05-22
Moderation.

We have heard an intelligent but
not al wise politician call the grog-
stop the poor mans club. and the
question Is often asked why the poor
man should not take bis whisky il
the itch man takes his Champagne.
But any reasonable orator will see
the fallacy OK such reasoning. II the
whisky be no more noxious than the
wine, and the wine be innocent, and
il the man can afford il, aud II he
drink it without excess-in other
words, il conditions exist which do
not exi,t-there can be no harm. II
the postulate OF the temperance ora
tor be that every form OF wine as well
and can not be taken without injury.
that it is in fact seductive poison,
the use OF which every moral and
sanitary and social reason condemns,
then, of course, there is no degree in
the wrong OF the use, as there is none
in the freshness OF an egg. But if
the cause Is TO wait until this point is
settled, it will not advance. Indeed,
the merit OF DIR. Crosby's position is
that he proposes to punish the disor-
der which drunkenness produces,
while he restricts in the most sensi-
BILE way the sale OF drains, and mean
while encourages every appeal TO the
moral character and resolution OF
those whom the tempter tempts. or
course his plan does not discourage
the efforts Of those who are persua-
ded that the use OF wine or OF any
beverage but water Is morally wrong
and physically pernicious. But he
says only that IL we would prev -
the immediate consequences to soci-
ETY. Of drunkenness. wa must agree
that the sale shall be sensibly regu-
lated, and that drunkards shall be
made to pay for the offences which
drunkenness produce. The ques-
ton OF the essential poisonousness OF
all forms of the juice OF the grape. OF
the iniquity OF the least sip. and OF
mutual responsibility he leaves to be
fully considered. But moderator"
wisely insists that meanwhile the
work OF regulating the sale and OF
relieving society shall go on. and il
holds it to be a pity to repel the ae-
tive and earnest cooperation in this
good work Of those who are very
powerful and always sober. 1t is
pleasant t. remark the cordial well
come which Nj. w. E. Dodge, a pa
triarch Of abstinence. gives to the
movement as forward step.-Edi-
tors Easy Chair, IN Harper'S Maga-
zine for June,
The Plymouth Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1878-1901, 1879-05-22
Pastinle.

It's good deal better to be live
cabbage head than a dead beet.
A squatter's shanty out west, bears
this sign: Fresh eggs for sale, laid
every day by Mrs. Cooley"
II sot me down in thought pro-
found, this maxim wise / drew: it's
easier fur to pay a man than make a
man pay yu.'
Doctor" said gentleman to his
pastor, chow can / best train up my
boy in the way he should go?" "By
going that way yourself" blandly re-
piled the pastor.
Doctor. my daughter seems to be
going blind, and she's just getting
ready for her wedding. tool o, dear
me, what is to be done?" LET her go
on with her wedding, madam, by all
means. II anythi G can open her
eyes, marriage will.
They have struck it at lastl says
an exchange. They have found tea
in Paraguay that makes all the wo-
men who take it beautiful and tie
men honesti For Heavens sake let
us have a lot Of it for public officers.
The women don't need it.
Judge.-"Prisoner. why will you
drink? Now look at mel I am go.
and never tasted liquor." Prisoner.
You've lost lots of fun, then, Judge,
sure as you're born"
The man who has a sinking wife
Can't p case her with a sonnet:
There's just one way to end the stIifc-
Buy her summer bonnet
A little girl, where minister had
been invited to dinner, was privately
placed on her good behavior. Find
ing lull in the conversation at the
tea table. she folded her hands and
said: 20 God, please pass the but
ter"
When DR.. Lyman Beecher was un-
der examination before council oil
ministers prior TO ordination the
usual test question was put: "Are
you willing to be damned for tine
glory of God?" and he declined to
answer in the affirmative, but remark
ed that il the divine will decreed the
damnation OF the whole council, il
wouldmeet with his entire acquies.
cence.