, 1879-02-13

In snen.'ey Of that dear old time,
Ill keep you fur inY Valentine.
FAITH WALTON.
PARIS NEWSPAPER WIT.
NrU 1ork Nfr.h.
At n wedding fmrty ut restaurant ma!a-
dgult waiter contrires to upsct ttlreen full of
rich su,ip OIL thu satin dress Of lady guest, who
takes oil terribly usid thrcatcus Mysteries. ado
not worry, madame" says the waiter kindly,
"lhcre Is lots n,oru soup In tile Kitchen"
They wero spcaIiing Of tic pretty Countess
OF *, whose beauty, nshs! Is n0L eQ,laled by her
vii. "She never "Opens her mouth unless Il Is
to say something sllIy," sars friend. "Ncvcr
nltnl,a was nuollIcr frieTd's repty; "sl'e's a
wulllun that It's pleasure to scr apcatiinE,"
A gentleman wlIu is no lungcs young A,nl who
never was handsome, says to clilll ~ the pros
c1lru uf Its rure,1ts; SWELL my child, whit do
y0u think ol mt, chi" Tie little one inakes no
repty, and tie gentleman continues: "Wcll, SO
yu,l won't tell u1e what you think OF me. Why
won't you'll" "'Causc lun't want to gct
Licked"
Thcuphlle Gauticr originally "wcnt In " for
painting, being Il plpll Of thc famous Rloult,
but II did not take him tOE to discover Tint le
was not destined to cnrn fame u.s. Ill artf.t, su
having iai'ed, ms the old writer sad, hc turned
cri.e. Gerard IT. Ncrvul, lDweser Secured aud
kept one ii the unlbittuns students pictures III
his earliest manner. which le detgi!tch to SHOW
u Fla1lO[bf LII WLlOI4k lt HoAl0 nHt lIE
question: ~ Whal do yon tilns tfntt Isl" QUE
would say II was 4 rutnc1, ud another that tt
was L landscape, atl Il tlnrd sluse-sAir, nnu 50
on, til one day IN cxasperatel anu oa!lEetl stu
hHt @ t II ~ i was ~ e sa IN arpa ,srca ,r
dug, CLEOPATRA ind the Asp ur flower pIcec,
mcl'n Or group Of wrestlers, tic Allssisspp
or ca,!ceral, dst Fl oysters ,. or a., spanis,,
eaS' msu w., u H. ,a III III ns,, rMe sn
| "possibiy II 1s."
ytw rark H.-c,d.
Mme x, WIN t,,.s no teeth, Is In the habit
OF speaking very i'll OF AlHr. r, VIM hus
very u.ly oIles, Their rcspectlyu siLuutiotls
| were tEls plcasa,tly yu,,l,nctl IN by Il mutual
fricnl: III Nine. X.--. ha4 tuctl slio would bc
quite rs urly as Nine. g."
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Ah olt1 set'at cntess ale s..up " Mn MpatnG.
cary u p1esses a III mi'a.a ~
InvroI,inc. Iha apothcrary,s atsistnt,r Weighs
te tiauecrous in.reitIut wltl. the greatest care
1Wbat II at,.,u!', sliI 1l,u old Wun,u.t tp hin.
I with soyr I'll tits elbow IL 'Conay, Ioutt bp 81
| stlury-It il tvr nj, orp!,ul."
An, ,f n. p,r,. ,a,,,ra n,,,,,.hos tho to,,,,s,.
n y Ir irs ar s. m H"Ica mn es .v.rS
thn s,ta nsr ~ to hc roId ~ ~ i,snsn i, t
wli:eE .at tns "Ippcnea s ~ ~ .iu; wy ~.
WINS powder in il, uut no baIl. was susplrcI Gy
! lucky tLru. i tpit in the barrel ul,u fired,
Tie soittIe frozo UI lts wuv, uui tle naicfurtur
| was slut luaut',i
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&m ~ rse"e .Assizo IoutL amo lsss'uentL
"e: th, ai. Wy asnlee " nt yo aSssssa ~, !,
INC etst c'enGntI iE!s3uer-7"A w. ttes.
uent-' Ahn Why alu YOU eonll''lt auel ct1lneF'
eF'sonesT Was ait o"shs lo isatousJ, alon-
s,nas ~ tfeslacn' tfss'ashtL nv nt' havna
| connltteu Inc mutucr, shoula like u KNOW
WY ynu cut W ~ oody into sesenty-two
ulelost ti!sohtiI.:l sup3os1 oeeause saso
w.. =, -
! ce!eprAteA iar's aaFoeatn Went 70 h!s