Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1879-10-16
PITH AND POINT.


RAoY reading News Of the turf.
The carly fruit fetches the worm. u.r,
THE hair crop is very short this
season. ' = sqia.
ALMOST every German is musical
toot on. HsA a44iriovHs
WHAT q barber should talk about
while shaving q man--About two sec
onds. ala aa ls
"BUsTHEAD' is the popular name for
whisky in West Virginia. And those
who indulge in it are usually busted
An exchange asks: @In the vegetable
race who ever saw the tomato catchup?"
No one, of course; but the tomato can.
MY Souls at the Gate,s Is the title
Of new piece of music. He had bet-
ter be careful or he may find the old
mans sole at the gate, too, some OF
these fine evenings maA aS Lall
JunE, with rose in her hair, sl
Sweet ae her breath is sweet, H-sisy
Her lips aquiver with song, li1a w
With ripple of soft warm air - t7is,
Stirred by her love-urged teet,
Is booming right along.
A LITTLE dog in a front yard will.
make more noise than whole menagerie
particularly when fellow is trying to
slip out of the front door without MAX
ing any noise, and the old folks happen,
to sleep right over the front stoop.-
EIntira Gazette. a ''7 i1
LITTLE BILLY was told: @Never ask
for anything at the table. Little boys
should wait until they are served" The
other day, after rejecting seriously q
minute or two, he asked: Mamma, when
little boys starEe to death do they 60 to
heaven ?'-Paris paper. -.Q
SOME persons have a greas faculty
for getting on in the world. The little
shaver who stood at the foot of his classs
when we were schoolboys together now
proudly guards the left field in some
crack base ball club, and is playing for
felding average of .976.-Neau Hdpess
Register. n.-
WHEN you see woman going toward
the river with good sized pole in her
hand, and wrinkle across her nose.
you needn't think she's going fishing.
Not much she's got boy down that
way who promised her, with tears in
his eyes, he wouldn't 60 In swimming.
I -Stube71Uille Herald. + sa
" GENTLEMEN of the jury" said Mr.:
Phelps to the twelve men of Worthing-
ton, MINI, who had convicted his
daughter Of selling cider without o.
license, "al I've got to say is, you're
set of iackasses, and you may wave
your ears over that solemn TRUTH Mr..
Phelps was fined $40 for contempt OF
court.
RAPHAEL died without knowing the
rapture it is to catch the expression on
the face of a man who chases a street.
car three blocks, and then, Just before
he makes the jump for the step, pulls
up suddenly and goes back to the side
walk, trying to look as though he hadn't
just discovered that he hadn't solitary,
lingering red cent about his clothes.
HE looked up very humbly, and said
he was sorry to be found in such g.
place, but he could assure the court
that. he was never IN the prisoners box
before. @NeYer2n asked the court,
with some severity. Look-a-here,
Judge" said the culprit, name the fine,
but for Heavens sake don't spring that
Pinafore gag on a fellow. p TssTTaeg's
Falls Reporter. -.l t
TAFFY.
OF all connections in the list, ~NA
The girls deem taffy sweetest;
and, with mouth well hlled and kissed, rnig
Their Joy is the conpletsstl
So boyS, y hen they a-sparking go, s-T
Are in the modern fssEicn-
They taify lavishly bestow, F11
And counterfeit loves passion.
--(Atcago Commercial AIDertiser. Ef