, 1879-07-19
cnAT's BOTTOMS Anour THE nEcEAsnp.

A|LGH iD4ks His u4bf 4u-SltuuH AHAA04EN
In bis very original cttsr only proves the saying
trlc lAt All brnvc t,en love- the women, /" and
tl,us lio Ia Tic hragcst OK tr brave, tocnuso l,o
can loyc 10 well and 40 many. Instcs,i Of ron.
tlt1nnag hin for forgetting the hca,1 so should
rather commend n1,l applaud hin, for 20 tender
ly remembering tho living. Il tnnn Of simon'a
nrtrInaltty md exalted scltfnlents and morals
would naturally attract otlY The loyclicst uni
most noble of Womcn,-womon OF deep anti
steaafast affection who, haG!s'g lnred HIN once,
must lure him forever: ant u let liz remember
i.,ctr rad fate, a1nl oven we heartily congratn
Int him as he alarts ont OIL his THRU honeymoon,
lat us drop tear when wo remember lint tho
land wherein he ID known ia etreWn with broken
hearts AMI tho hrocze laden With tho siehs OF
tho "etrls ho left behind him."
And when the silvtrY fect OF Dawn shall
dance OIL tile rosy tlrcaf.o1d Ut bis wifcss eth
birthday. may she quietly "glve Up the ghost,"
aaul give Sonic ot.,er feniale an opportunity Il,
enjoy for lltlac while Tho ccstatlc rapture OF
hts society,"
wns surprised that tho irrcsEstIbls Simon
should complain of being abused null try TO
tuakc martyr Of himself. fio did not entleav-
Or to drown the ladies IN the twcctncss OF his
t!attcry. aa Forty Years does, liz did not cuter
'i'ac 1Iomc fu All atFablr. lctus.rcnson-togotle
soft OF way, but ho rnultcl Into the ring III true
glatliatoflal STYLE soo's tic rc.l ae Of defiance
IN our faccs, advanced some strange md olnox-
lous ito sonie) theories, plantcd his foot firmly
n look that plainly sa1, Il Feirh on Jour llops;
i'm roady now." Is It any wonder. then,
that ho pol scratelcdt Ot course il isn't,
and | Tor one enjoyed the tan. |
Intelligent md brilliant Homo contributors
should shout 40 continually for peace, love, A,d
good will. We have been taueht tl'as woman Ia
most charming wheu ehe te natural, and II tho
III
nt.d peaceful they would BECOME unnatural, a.,l
The Home would lose ono Of its greatest
charms. | hopo II thu "dove OF peace" ever
docs Bcttle on 'lhe Homo some one will shoot
1t or wr[ng It's ncck Immediately, for who wotld
want eternal SUNSHINE or perpctual diet Of
Bugara bah! However, having perfect filth
tint confidence fn lny SEX, 10 not appselend
That anything 30 t|sastrous Fill huppcn to the
bird.
Mr. Chadwlck's belief in tic non.tmmortallty
of woman ts not so wild q ono as at first ap-
pears, as careful pcrusul Of the lltbl9 soems 10
confirm It. Rcan the pages of Holy Writ from
bcsinnug to end, md you will ilnd auge's
lleavea, but you Will never utdcr any
circumstances rim aeFuss fsmale nngs+
They werc oil nlcn u!Ie Bible a'ways
spcalis .! anEcls us men) Did you ever hear
| Of Il woinnm who WIS rGsurreetcd or Wcut to
Ifcavu"i Tie a'igsl that opened tl!e door "stl
It'd fcier ou: Ut prison, tho Que thnt found
llagnr IN the wilderness tn,i told her 10 retlrn
To AuFnli4fn {1lce alFca Iof nn lttEell} tnn ono
that rrntniscd ZacIar!as sou an4 tiatiricl, who
| told Marv size should ID "hlcsscd Ut all wom-
| en- Werg tnuu.
| All of t!lc nnsels Abraham md Lot cntcr-
taincd, tlie one who stayed tic slaughter Ut
| 1suaC, those who DESTROYED 9olunl Al1 Guul-
orral, tle spirit Tho WITCH Of Endor ra!rtl uo,
| tlye one wsso co.pforteA Daniel wl,en he was
alfrfyfitctl, tho anvrl tint wrchileh with aasob,
ali those who cntna mud tal:td To Moscst ind
the ungel who witltrcd nnl then restored the
hand Ut King Jcru6oam, were n1alcs. Aud 10
nlsp wnn Hatnll. all Of tho angels tmt appeared
phl1,H seen III tho v'sf,us Of lhnah .l.l Ezckiul,
we're tntn | asn mt positive II tllu Uiblc ktntrs
wl,clilcr the angel wlio spike through balnnnls
| ass wna a inan 81 not; 6Mt Atn rot afsatl to
anco, l1seatl Of letting te 1o1 cut 10 the beast,
It Ia u ioreGono conclusion TINT she would
lAavo tunc the ta!klns herself. We are told tint
Enoyh was tTni,s'ate1, E';jnh sctxetl by whi.'.
| wltMl nl.l taken up III chariot III tret nlal
hut tlirre IL not .hu slightest uyideuyo on
which to hinge belief tint 4 wun,nll 'Hns cycs
"ca.Ght up" "trnnslatctt," or fcsurruvtcti.
Moscs, E'ius, und otl,rrs returned frulu Huayetl
a!tef they had bccn dead rcnr5 and yraEs, mud
| were secn os nen; but there Is not the fa!nt.
rat hint on rrcor.i that woman nvsr Gnt tu
Heaven, ur returned from there. flie Bible
| un1cnnbly tcAGhcs that, rs blInDn T. e. BnyB
*dcath cHds ui1," as fur as thu ladus aro con:
| ccencl. And 80 Chadwiek'a theory, Whun harked
~ by Blblu facts, seems aa.o reasonable afte'
Thanks, A.nIo Aunt Ilslen, shonld enjoy
accepting your delightful Invitation exceedingly.
Transeent!eht, ''tllou almost .perauadest nu.'
| ThaMNs for your kind letter. 9alen'. lncz Ee
Ernest, can sou not tull us ot your Journey
Mr. fsngrey, Tin OF yuur stde, although Nu.
quite GO rM!tcal. Mamie D., embrace you.
| CHAT.