Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1879-03-26


A western editor declares that he wears
no mans collar. Certainly not. What
would western editor button a mans
collar to?
In buying Il pair of boots always get
those that squeak. for Shakespeare says
their soles."
What" asks lady correspondent,
" is the most popular color for bride?'
We may be little particular in such
matters, but we would prefer white
one.
The class in German grammar is on the
subject of genders. " Miss Flora. why is
moon masculine in German?' " So
that she can 90 out alone at nights,
suppose"
Man and wife are all one, are they?"
said she. Yes, what of it?" said he,
suspcousy. why, in that case" said
his WIFE came home awlully tight last
night. and feel terribly ashamed of myself
this morning" He said never word.
An Illinois weather prophet predicts
that "March will have a full average Of
storms and precipitations.' And we be-
licve him. And we also believe that next
August will have some warm days, and
that the number Of thunder storms will
depend upon the number of Sunday school
picncs.- -NorriS.oGn Herald.
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The habit OF the CaIliornIa woodpecker
Of dropping acorns and other NUS into
knot. holes ana hollow trees Us n sonrce Of
lulure suRPly, Is wen hnowh. ana I'm m
Se"louS NaPP' iaT'nIt h'S ."lHe,' ~ 10
Soou account oy hhochl'S out A.loV III
Ihe SIDE OF MS barn ana p"cinS a trough
uhGtrhea'h' as lhe nlt''s uIoP I'e'L "coChS
lh' ms ho@S seize 'hem' ana are mus i'-
tehe1 ut no expense 10 himself
Dnr;oq r,inv ve,,bor = ron,Ie,n,n stan.
nod intn :, ,,,i,, to,,,.cnnist,s nj Iho WesI EnG
ondnn ,,,' ,nJ asLnJ bt,, Ear lam If nn
nmhr1lI, 'O Un ~ w1s nrnmntlv accommoda.
taI TOD, You're an ohlirinc nm y nhsnrycd =
rnstonD" afinr Ihe7 str,n"cr had sirnned
ii, rI ,s ~" %", thoonist 'h''u
r U ,,oro 9 9tonornrs ,r n,nn Tn m,n,t 6nd in
Jaris ,H0'T ,ri,,I Ia has rnt y. run'hor % Of
m,3hroIi.o nr mo hnt 5s oIyavs hrincs
hani, - hn,,or ono in ,,tnr, Ue chnngrS
'en, ,u'' s"mobow II, ' hn, how d,n,t know and
7 dnn't caro 500 hos honest md tb,t,s
IN IT. c,rs aho,t Il 1~E1r y-orL Tr;L,n,r
w. N' y '' " "
"tiola Johnny" !, tb, San Francisco
A,oona,I savs,2One day RilIv thrt's NV
hro,hcr Le and sammy Donny wns nloyn,
in am n mmd bnI" M md Xiv he tsoid.
Nav SAMMY les NAV we was 4
h,rnrorI. Uon w. ,bo n;,[ ,5 Iin lawn nm
wnIi9r anj' IN ho . [n7I anI hnlInr like
ovnrythin" "1r, @ " ~ " '''' '''''' '''
81 tbaT cot 1oun ON ,beir hans an
knees, '| nn' Sammy Te went in the mud
ond wollnrl while Eulv h4llerd like dis.
,,m" ,ant " ,ImnLnr Rin,ahr Somnv bn cun,
o"t % mnd1v von neyoy seen sorh muddy
lille fellrr md he said.
D., .,J p;,i, I0iI w. w. noid. "a rs
~ .T' a;nt n,,.S rarr coe,d ,ic, ,coro ainnor
and ;oIa ho Tina ,n9nT ftr yo, ~ hniInr
a', ,'r,ro ,,o,ha, 500, r,,ro Ia,,"
wa
,ruv Wrrn cop,;cal s,orv is TOLL of
two wall.known sonthern rlerGvmon one
or ,,hon, rndortool, w rohnLn ,ho othor
fnr rsino tbo wood " >''''
:. Rrribor n y ho ovo,,;r,ol ,vitbort
..o,,1;nrs ~ osI. or,, ltbar o,astinrS :. i II
.0pRhi oop' ihie thot rom cho,r % toh1pocopm
a',''' AZ tho ,,bo, ,,it1,-
renl;od I''' N0N'eS' O'' '''' '''''' 4''N'9
!. '1Tn, Thnn r would or;t Il s;ru +bo ola
cor,iamnr onergeticadtIv "~ d continued ~ " " 1T IT
,,nr', umJ noiasinai ,yy,otioo and = VOW
mrr,eanly @ one un Toh,aro, IT G''S WIN W sir even
"I",y " hoG n9nSt T chow % i,", ''' ''''
~ Ea,hnr n DO ro, obow tohaoco ou 70.
snondod bic an o,ruso3 w III i;a'onor GHr ''''\O0' ~
0P P..To NJ si.,w bo ,,ns'ra.o5 c,rrfir r,i,b
;rd;rnatior tU 'i i'' "A' ''' 70 ''''' "''''
'" :. Then r, nrov which il most like ,ha
hoo Won ' or r ~ "'~'' '' ~
Tho olJ dootor,s fat side, sbooL with
Ianqbier T rs hasa he said well 7 have been
fairly cancbt this time y 'O
''' 0'''e '''''
WHAT TT MEANr.-An AMUSING story
is told Of Admiral Goldsborough. q bluff.
hlnnt common sense orntIomnn Of the oI5