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, 1879-08-03

stands in the midst OF his wheat with huge
sbeat under his army, corn, rye, barley,
pumpkins, and wstermclons, calling John
Bulls attention to p|acard, ''Farms Wanted"
while iu the distance are huge warehouses
labeled "Grain for the World" "Bcef, Pork,
and Mutton for Export u ''Fsh and Oysters to
Feed the World" Like all of KEPPLER's car
toons, it tells its sarcastic story at glance.
The second cartoon touches delicate subject,
and is entitled Hints to the Jews-Severa1
Ways Of Getting to Mauhattan Beach, the
most amusing OF which is Z capital satire upon
the inconsistency of ConnN in keeping the jew
ish cornet-player, LEVI, in bis employment. The
lattcr-s striking likeness, by the wav-ssands
ut one Of the gates welcoming long procession
Of Jewish men, women, and children, Justify
blowing cornets, trombones, and ophicleides.
1t is not likely that the Jewish people will take
very kindly to this cartoon; but they may find
seme consolation in the fact that this powerful
satitist spares no one.
, 1879-08-03

Tears choke our type as we continue to re-
alixe the hopclessncss Of our endeavor to induce
our metropolitan contemporaries to be even re-
motely accurate in their statements. Thus,
under the beading "Literary Notes." the
Brooklyn Eagle announces that "HESRr STEW
ART, who wrote From Greenland's Icy Mount
aims has recei7ed $500 pension from the En-
cliEh Government We always thought that
Bishop uEDEn wrote that !" Missionary Hymn"
4 few lines lower down, the Eag'e announces
that "Lord GEORGE CAMFBE1Ls new book OF
Travels in America will be published
shortly" We suppose the Eagle means Sir
GEORGE C4MPBR11's book, which was published
some lime ago. We learn from "Personal :"
in the Philadelphia Times that in the race in
Zulu'and for news t'Bull-Run " RUSSELL has
20 chance against the youcg eI-Major OF
Dragoons,'' ARCHIBALD FORBES, Of the Lon
don Daily Nc,cs. 1t is news to us that Mr..
Fo;,nEs-who is past 4o-cver was Major Of
Dragons, or an officer at all: We had thought
he served in the rauks and bought his discharge
with the proceeds Of snagazine article.
, 1879-08-03

Senator BKrcE, Of Mississippi. has experts hard
rem sunk in the Frecdntan's Bank, and he hopes to
have their work ready for his committee by Dccem-
bcr. There are thirty-threc branches OF the Bank
ledsers OF 800 pages each must be gone through
with. -SprinQfsId Republican.
Since the job Is such big one, it docs seem
that sufficient start with it might have been
made years ago. Senator BRUCE and his COL
orcd friends are not the only persons in this
country who would like to know what became
of the money deposited in the Freedtnan's
Bank. And the people don't want to wait ten
years more to find ont, either.
, 1879-08-03

Gen. BUTLER seems to be cursed in his Deph~
ews. One Of them has led scondalous life for
years, aid another has SO little conception OF
what joke is, that, on being appointed to the
army, he went about Washington Dragging that
he was Rebel, and aftcrward explained that he
was testing. II m English officer should
'jestingIy" proclaim himself traitor to his
Queen and country, his head would be taken of
before no could have chance to laugh at bis
own humor.. Gen. RurLRR's nephew should be
made an example OF.
, 1879-08-03

The Boston correspondent Of the Springfield
Republican observes spitcfuliy that If Mr.. REID
will edit his newspaper as we'll as he writes
about it, he will u1akeit more attractive than it
has ever been since Mr.. GKEELET'5 death. It
is rather remarkable that Atr. REID, with his
excellent notions Of how newspaper should be
conducted. has very few friends in his own pro-
fcssion, or even in his own Office. It canuot be
envy that stirs them all. Can it be thar one Of
the important duties Of great editor is to
make enemies Of his professional bzethrcn7
, 1879-08-03
CHICAGO AND tTs INSTITUTIONS

There is no city in the Union where the hot days
OF midsummer can be borne with more ease and
less suffering than in Cnicago. Even with the ther-
mometer at 90 in the shade, our atmosphere is
never depressing sufficiently sultry to cause any
serious discomfort. It is, therefore, often Called
and with much propt1ety the great summer-rcsort
of the West But in addition, Chicago boasts OF the
two largest and best-appointed swimming schools
IN the world. The West-Side Natatoriam runs
daily 172, 900 gallons, the south-sidc Natatorium
1G5 600 gallons Of clear Lake Michigan through ita
basins, These institutions are worth visit.
, 1879-08-03
(Q4tticura


The scourge Of Mankind-Old methods Of
treatment and remedies failure.
CrTlcUEA REsoLyESr. the Great Blood Purifier
ana Liver Stimulant4 !s the most searching, cleans
ing. and pur,fying agent OF this century. It may
be detected in the saliva, sweat. milk, blood, and
urine in forty minutes after taking the first dose,
showing that it entered the circulation and bcen
carried to every part Of the system. 1t forever
eradicaes the virus Of Syphilis, Scroiula. Cancer.
and tanker. those terrible blood poisons that rot
foui corruptfons- Taken internally IN conjunction
with the external application Of CurscufsA, the
Great Skin Cure, it speedily cures Scrofnlous
Ulcers and Old Sores. Salt Rheum, Psoriasis. Tet-
ter Ringworm. Scad Head, DandruF. and all
Itching and ScalT Diseases OF the Skin and Scalp.
, 1879-08-03

The London ACADEMY prints q number OF let
ters written BY Lady BYRON to MIS-. LEIGH dur
ing period Of thirty-f1vc years. The first is
dated Jan. 16, 1916, the day after Lady BYRON
left her husbands house, and the last in 1851,
the year Of Mrs. LElGn's death. Ali these let
ters arc friendly, and show that the writers dur
ins@ the who}e period in question were or the
best OF terms. It is impossible therefore, that
Mrs. SrowE's theory Of the causes Of the separa-
ton Of Lord and Lady BYRON should have the
least basis in fact. The theory Is so thoroughly
disproycd that Mrs. STowE's responsibility for
it becomes very serious. She is charged with de-
Iibera.e calumnv. It is her business to refute
the charge, or confess Judgment.
, 1879-08-03

The Sun and Herald are engaged very actively
in Presidentrmakinc, but everybody knows that
they are only blufiug. They mention ali the
"third-class ~ men, and keen their real choice.
back for the home-srretch. There is q trick in
horse-racfng OF having tolcrablv good short
distance animal ''brcak the heart" Of the
leader, SO that third horse, which has been
kept in reserve, may rush in and carry of the
prize It is this stale old trick which the Sun
aud Herald are now trying to play upon the
American people.
, 1879-08-03
DEeTH OF MRS. DAVID SWING.

The announcement OF the death OF Mrs. DA-
I'D ST1sG, which occurred yesterday ut OK
ford, O. will occasion no surprise among her
;nt,,nate friends, but it viii be received with
uni1crsal sorrow by them as we'll as by the large
c;re,e Of her acuu2intapces and admirers. The
lingering and incrrable form Of consumption
Iopr since developed It's germs in her constitu-
tion. and Tor some months pnst it has been
merely question how much longer her frail
tenure uoon this earth could survive the relent-
less rsyages Of the disease Perhaps her rx-
tended illness has served to reconcile her family
10 the parting which is inevitable, but 1t could
not assnage the gricf ut the loss OF so devoted
wife, mother, and friend. For herself the long
-,e5iod of preparation was unneedeo. Those
who knew her best say that no doubt ever
crossed her mind IS to the truthfutncss and
couso}atiou OF the religion she pzofessed. Dur
ior he trials Of her husband, which arose from
bis dissent to the strait-jacket and .1ron~bcd
requirements Ut mere dogma, she clun@ to aim
with the true wi.cly devotion, confident that
be was governed by 3 loyal Christian
spirit, though she had no share in the contro-
vers9 that was forced upon MIN; she accepted
his subsequent triumphs with the same meek
ness that she would have accented the humllia-
ton Of public cersure, had such been the result.
She bore 10 hard feelings against his perse-
cutors, and she tempered the enthusiasm OF
his 2dherents. She lived quiet, retired,
domestic li1e and found content ment and hap
piness where the best and wsscst women always
look for it,-5n her Own home aud among her
Own people. Mrs. SWING WIS woman who, In
any sphere Of life, would have been notable for
her remarkable evenness Of temper, steadfast-
ness Of character, and devotion to moral truths !;
but these traits became the more conspicuous
because OF her relationship to public man who
has filled large place in the religious progress
Of his time. There is no doubt that her loyal
influence has done much to develop the
strong devotional element in Prot. SWING,
which the heat OF controversy and his
ovn longing for Investigation have not
suppressed. he leaned largely upon her wom-
an1y Intuition, and he has ALWAYS estimated her
fai.h 12r beyond any manifestations Of his own
Of others. When death was felt to be near, Mrs.
SWING naturally turned to the home Of her
younger days, where her early married life was
spent, and she died as quietly and resignedly as
she had lived, surrounded by her family, and in
the atmosphere Of beautiful and peaceful yil-
lage that may be thought 0; Is the harhinger
OF the restftJ future Y hich has now been opened
up 10 her.
, 1879-08-03

For a really neat thing in phrases commend
US to French Radical journal. A paper Of
this class, having occasion to speak of the Cruc-
tixion, al1udes to !" the rcgretable scenes Of
which Jerusalem was aE this time the thcatre' !;
and smother announces, aDropos Of the fact that
the Bank Of France has been paid $500, 900
taken from It's wants by the Communists, that
the money has been restored which was sbor-
rowed during the commissions OF patriotsm.''
, 1879-08-03

Messrs. WEEKS + P67rER-Some three or four
weeks aco ordered boz OF Cur1cCRA for bad
case OF Salt Rhcum. The back Of one Of my wl!cs
hands was r1laninc sore In one week from the
day it arrived her hand vas well, and nas fai re-
manned SO up to to-day. =. t. tAG6Eif- r
MILFORD, Me-, June 10, 1878
NorE--Rcadcr, don't you think these cures re-
marksblc!
, 1879-08-03

Tho report Of Gen. GRANTS wrath when he
heard of the hippodrome "velcome" preparing
for his return is probably not overstated. 1t
would he surprising ii really great and famous
man, such IS Gen. GRANT unquestiouably is,
should be gratified by catchpenny affair like
that nronpsel.
, 1879-08-03
Rl1cikESS FOR R0YS.

The new business exchange connected With the
Bryant & Strat1on Chicago Business College is
proving its efficiency as practical educator in the
class OF boys that have had its advantages and who
are now ready for engagements. Six OF these boys
we're placed in good situations tho pas. week. and
arc showing themselves to be competent to take
hold OF any act OF books
, 1879-08-03

IA nrenarcd from Crr1cuKA in 4 modified foru
and is positively indispensable in the treatment Of
Skin and Scalp Diseases: We recommend .3o ~ 1or
men who shave and are troubled with tender faces,
for those who desire clean and wholesome Skin
and Scalp, and for all purposes OF the toilet nath
md Nursery. Its delightful and refreshing
fragrauce equals or surpasses the anest Parislan
EOaps.
, 1879-08-03

/. A negro at Washington (Ky.) lived under q
blanket tent. and spent his time in praying that
Heaven would move the hearts Of the neigh
bors to build him a house. II. The charitable
neiehbors built him house, into which he
moved on Saturday night. III. Thus was
prayer answered ". Unfortunately, on Mon
aaY morning the house caught fire, and was ut
terly destroyed, with it being burned the
blanket, +. Thus was--?
, 1879-08-03

She tripped along the Sidewalk
The maiden was right fair.
With all the morning on her cheek,
The midnight in her hair.
She trippcd along so lightly
Beneath the ahelteEins trees
She saw against hSdrant,
d, With his pants out at che knees,
Bis boots IS red as madder,
His visage pale and wan,
His frame bent and enfeebled,
A melancholy man.
Never she thought, that maiden
So full Of life and grace,
To cast her eyes an instant
Upon the strangers face;
For what to her was the yagraut
Was 'gainst the hydrant scent
"Angel was there none ''-aa LougfeTow
Says in tsEyangeline."
But, as she waa Fastening past him,
She for moments space
Allowed her careless eyes to rest
Upon that strangers face.
Then with scream she tainted.
And fell down In avound.
Oh, was be the lover OF her youth,
That stranger ragged and browncd1
. Oh, had they parted in anger,
As often lovers will,
And had he taken the morning trnin
For the mines OF far Leadvil1e!
And had she gone and got married.
Herself to rlch man sold.
And hnd she lived unconscious
OF the happy days Of old?
And WAS she suddenly startled,
And pierced with anguish keen,
When she saw her wan, weak lover
Against that hydrant lean.
1s it the old. old story,
Have two lives gone to wreck?
All, no; from the murmuring shade-trees,
Whose shadows fit and leck
Her lace, q caterpillar
Hns tumblcd down her neck{
, 1879-08-03

Mr.. VASDERB1LF might, if he had chosen,
have had SAM T1LDEs's stake in the elevated
road, and made $1,00o0oU by it.. But he missed
the golden opportunity, and is now one Of the
saddest men in New York. though be has just
sailed down S4,030,00o more in Government
horf}c
, 1879-08-03

Mexico is again on the eve Of 4 revolution.
There seems to be nothing that Mexico can do
SO well as fighting herself.
, 1879-08-03

It is assumed that the new Minister to Great
Britain, whoever he may be, must spend $4,000
every year in addition to his salary to support
the dignity OF the Nation. If the dignity OF the
Nation is worth supporting in such q wav, it
ought to be worth the Nations while to pay for
it. Other rise our foreign missions wil1 soon be
put up at auction and disposed of to the highest
h,dder
, 1879-08-03

4 Chicago man made $2oo,ooo joke the
other day. His swcetheart's name was Adelaide,
and at an evening party where convetzat1on lagsed
4 little, he said,--to give 1t sort OF stimulus
like, -s'WhY WAS Miss - named so:" They ali
gave it 10, aud he answered, with easy grace.
t.Hccause she is AdeIaide-addle head. don't you
see:" They sav, at least his sweetheart did, and
next day he found an L. D. T. boy waiting at tho
store with his letters to her and order for hers
to him; aud come other man hereafter will hare to
, 1879-08-03

The Philadelphia Times will not admit that
the uuinine industry OF that city has been de-
stroycd or permanently injured. It has better
opportunities Of Judging and better brains to
Judge with than the feeble Protcctionist organs
of the Vest.
, 1879-08-03
A TRUE STATEMENT.
SCROEUI4A.

J0LIETr III. 5epG. =, I545.
HI. Il. r. Stevens, Boston:
wish to let you know what your valuable rnedi-
cine s1Vesetine,' has done Tor my stx year old
girl. From the time she was six weeks old she has
been afflicted With tdat dreadful scourga Sceofula-
advertised medicines, and have paid to the fegular
doctors orer two hundred dollars without any re-
lief. = year ago this taii vas induced to Try
ceiyed more benefit from 1t, than from all the doc
tors and patent medicines I have ever tried, and
feel SO much encouraged, that shall continue to
use it in the confident hope at radical cure At
distant G2v. Gratefully yours,
EDNRAD SCHCBERTU.
I haye supplied Mr- schuberth with Tegettus
during tho Inst year. and believe thu above to be
true statement OF facts
JOHN KEYES, Druggist.
, 1879-08-03

Question for Debating society-S'pose,
now that the little children Of Bethel, when they
suw the prophet Elisha passing BY, had known how
to conrey disagreeab!e fact as neatly as members
Of the American Paraeraphers' Association, and
had remarked, *'atister, You have very ample
part to your hsir" would any she bears have como
out OF the wood. and, il SO, how many children
would they haye torn. or otherwise?
, 1879-08-03
AN INTERESTING FACT.

About 4, 800 street-csrs from different parts OF
the city pass Cummins dental Office Stata and
Randolph, every twenty-four hours, and large
number OF persons avail themselves of this con-
venience to obtain gold filings at one-third rates.
and the finest sets 1t 81.
, 1879-08-03

Mr.. TnDEN proposes Justice FIELD as sec
ond choice for the Democratic nomination. The
riIv SAMUEL is anxious Tor the Pacific Coast
votes on first ballot.
, 1879-08-03

The Cur1cuRA REMEDIES are prepared by Weeks
& Potter, Chemlstsa and Druggists. $50 Washington
street boston, and are tor sale by all Druggists.
Price Of CCT1cuEA~ small boxes. ~ ceaes; larae
boxes. 81, REsoLvEST, 81 per bottle. crT1cUKA
Soap, Is cents per cake; ny mail, 80 cents; thsee
cakes. rs cents.
, 1879-08-03

Encourage low prices. 1t isa "Gospe1 TRUTH
that you get the finest and best set OF teeth for S.
You find gentlemen Of experience, CAFE, and eSill
at the McChesney. Bros-' Dental Institute, corner
Clark and Randolph.
, 1879-08-03

Tie University Magazine draws o beautiful
picture OF the English penny-a-liuer sho ''lires
IN 4 comfortable villa in the suburbs, and sends
his son to college and his daughter into society
on 1ad 1ine.:' Inasmuch as it will take, at a
very low calculation, from !s2co to $500 year to
keep young man at college ID England, and as
ayilla and s*dauehters in society " arc expensive
luxlries, re presume that TINT penng-a-liner
must have an income Of somewhere between
essso and $1,000 gear. And as it takes 1Go
lines At penny half-pennya line to make Fl,
it follows that that penny-a-1iner (sbo has also
lots Of leisure to 20 abroad, run down to the
couotrr, dine with Princes and Lord Mayors,
a.id attend artistic gatheringsl turns in about
soo lines Of copy day, OF say $40 words. This
Is seEy good average for a man to get up, day
ID and day out, Tor lifetime. In reminds us
" ne Affecting picture in Mrs. STowE's " My
"ue ana where a young whclp, just one
year out OF college, secures an engagement on a
"ees1y paper IN New York At $1,000 a year.
, 1879-08-03

To cure constipation, biliousness, and the
whole train OF ailments resulting from deronsc-
ment at bowels or liver, lake Arenu's Vegetable
Bowel Regulator. Unlike the usual purgat.scs, it
does not weaken or rritate. The action IL mild
and pleasant. There is no other remedy in materfa
medica 50 well calculated to rcsture the bowels to
healthy action. Depot, Ito East Madison street.
, 1879-08-03

SnEDoYGAx, Wis, Nov. IS, 1873
Fl. R. Stevens, Boston:
Dear Sir: can fu1Iy testify 10 the efficiency Of
your Eegetine ~ a Great Blood Purifier, having
used it during the las, seven months with such
benefit, Yours truly.
ii. O. ST. SURE, Druggist
, 1879-08-03

The Graphic has t'done" the Rock Island
Arsenal in page Of its best pictures.
, 1879-08-03
ANT SPREAD AT KEnk'S.

AN ELEGANT SPREAD At KERh'S,
Our ex-Shcrin, Kern. serves the finest lunches
in Chicago for the moneY. There is not a Board
man. banker. or insurance man near l1O LaSalle
street but will say so.
, 1879-08-03

60 through the manual labor OF cutting OF the
coupons Of that girls 5000, 600 Of Government
bonda
, 1879-08-03

Ladies'. do You want to be strong, healthy, and
beautiful! Then use Hop Djtte1s-
, 1879-08-03

1ae ALBANY Journal contrasts the Rcpubliey6
administration sa OF the canals Of that State tom
- 70 4s6a' inclusive, with the Democratic ad-
-e 1o.u@'1atlon Of the same in the eight years
4oV 70 1917, inclusive. The Republican ad-
lnlnls'ratlon paid off s11, 1,46, 80 OF canal debt,
aa auuual average OF S, ,43o. .S7a, while in the
eSMe length OF time the Democratic admins
nanoa mp pad oil s, o66 30 an annual average of
ouis s-s'@H. The canals cost S5.700, ,00o more
-. T1aef democratic than under Republican rule.
-ue surplus revenues during the first period
,"a nsfe ,o5a Or s3,159, 7o6 year, while for
~, -, second period they we're only $G655, 776, or
@ooi.''@ ycar. The aggregate tolls under Re-
puoaean rule were $3344437 $3344 ,75s, or s4Soi, 3d., ,719
= 5ear, while under Dcmocratic rule they we're
Slss'sS $40 or s22,41s,o43 year.
, 1879-08-03

~, 1nae 1n1rn1tablc caricaturist, PUCK, for July
w, eunta'ns tTo capital cartoons. The first is
.uiH1eo The Greatest international Match
Ass1co1tural America Taxes the Strf1ing Ont
=! 'ooa bull" The latter personage, who has
1na's been pictured as jolly, rotund, well fed,
sao Of capacious proportions, mas eh1unk away
=, unf1' his clothes arc falling of from him. lis
r.. ~ are lans and his lace is growing sharp.
.uioo MIN is thistle full OF tthes, taxes, and
@eul, 80 aud IN the distance placard, ttTbousands
y. onpfoocctiTe Farms to Rent" Uncle Sam,
w. ~ ,nes o.her hand, who has always been pict-
Aeo as looe, lank, thin, and sharp-featured,
'peafh as fat IS 4 hog and his face full Of good
Duoof' His star-spang1ed clothes are fairly
1s1ug their stitches. The old gentleman
, 1879-08-03

The City~Hall t'e1perts' - have sent in bill
for Sc, 100 for their services. 1t is not Rnoan
hlI Is regarded as q little steep, especially since
the citr IS reputed to- be so bad off financially. =
But this is not all, for one OF them wants to 90
appointed to superintend the City-Hail WORK,
aud, in consideration Of psy, actually proposes
iaYiuS it tumble down upon him and crush hin
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-05-22
OhftmaYy.

notice of the death of Mrs. Celia Gallagher has
heretofore appeared in the columns Of the CheC We
here offer few lines, that will at least prove inter
estng to her neighbors and friends a. well rs to some
of the early settlers of Doniphan County. Mrs. G.
was born in the County Of Donegal, Ireland, in the
year 1880, and with her husband James Gala CHER,
sought home in America about 20 years later They
began to Americanize life in the States Of Ohio and
Missouri and the broad genial flames of our insttu-
tons soon Taught them to love the country of their
adoption their own. From Missouri they came to
their present home, near Highland Station, where
they have ever since been building beautiful home
well laying up treasures by acts of charity and
other Christian grsces which they will doubtless in
herit beyond the smiling and the weeping Mrs.
Gallagher vas little over % years of age; she was
sick but little over enc week, but bore up with I'M
usual meekness and fortitude-"she knew the end
was near, yet dreaded not to die Eleven children
mourn her loss; all but four arc grown; yet every
one will miss the pious, Christian talk of their fond
loving, prayerfnl, mother The loss Of Mrs.. Gala
CHER ID not hemmed in by home loves she Is loss to
the whole neighborhood, and a. SUCH she is mourn
ed. Mrs. Gallagher died firm in the Catholic faith
and such was buried the Friday after her death,
at Syracuse cemetery.
Thus the hand Of death Is plncking one by one the
early settlers Of our County we'll as neghborhood
and it is sad to think, their work begins to aug
ment, they must be called home; still, we must re
member that whom God loves he ehastens, and that
His will ID always and ever for the best. A.
Tanning, Kansas, Nay 70, 70.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1879-05-22
flaming Notes.

But little sickness. The people happy, but the
Drs.-ah me! Walker, especially, has got him .
helpme-toeat, and can't find even patient with
govt Yet look up one of his old ague patients, who
swallowed alum and wine to cure 'em, and it's git
cont on short notice.
DIR. j. G. Brownlee still thrives, does good bust
mess, and doesn't kill any who doesn't want to
die. He, with Mr.. Poindexter, opens up neat
stock of drugs, this week.
Our enterprisins merchant, J. j. Bradley, is still
the friend to the farmers Of this neck. He carries
fail line Of general merchandise, boots shoes, gro
ceries, notions etc. No one calls on Jim, without
going away satisfied. When honesty il written on
the cheek Of his Patrons, be extends helping hand
to the laAt minute. In connection with store and
Tanning FIGURING Mills Mr.. Brady furnishes of
the neatest blacksmith shops in the County, and
Charles Peterson, Of the very best smiths, does
the work. With store, mill, and shop under such
management, one need not fear coming to Tanning
to spend a dollar.
Barney Raft, late of Geary City, is now our .boss
miller" We understand Mr. Raft is highly spoken
of a workman, and with a trial, the Buckeye
mills will stand, they ought among the best
in the County.
Andy johnson, genial Andy, has the consumption
MIR. WARD.