The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1879-01-17


yon're young. sam
Il Tie ;. L. Committees party turned
on; 20 be a grand fizzle last Tuesday
hight Kara kapu says: PARTIES are
humbugs.' aud we believe him.
4 We learn that there will he a dance IN
town next "Wednesday night. oh: how
we long for the occasion; ii we 10 love
'lanything il i TO see the grAcclcss forms
Of the Jasper boys getting dizzy in the
may dance.
Ifthe young Ia " whose heels slipped
from under her. last Tuesday, will come
70 us we will help her up.
The young gent that drew his revolt
yer so suddenly, on The cqher OF 9Th and
Main last Thursday. because a man on
the corner said "bat'. had better be
careful or the Grand Jury will bounce
him.
Miss Cora Rose came to town last
Saturday and is visiting her numerous
friends here.
Mr.. +. NJ. started home with n LADY
from the dance Wednesday night, and
went as far as the brewery be- fore the
lady thought Of her ovcrshces. which
she had pulled OF while dancing. and
Eisom had TO make tracks, double quick
back TO the hall and Get them there
over shoes, which he did in the best
manner and quickest time possible.
Several four Of whom we could name
were glad to accompany ladies home
from the performance Wednesday night
but were ---well we sha'nt say what
was the matter with them. but they did
not accompany the ladies there BY an,
means. Shame on You boys, il You
can't take partner there, never take
one away.
j. s, boss OF the hall, was considcr,-
bly, on his ear" ~ the boys would s.
Wednesday night, because some cha
wanted to warm up the hall and make IL
pleasant for the dancers.
How did Doc X. manage to raise sue,
a fine set Of whisSers 50 suddenly las
Wednesday. Oh. my Doc you lookcsl
bootifool. 50 saws NJ.
Hans Won Smash says. dem shoes fiji
pooty good All the same like muffin
+. H. SAYS il II a dorg -goned shame
that fellow can't leave his girl min,
ute without some other big blubbcr 4
taking lis place. 80 that when he wants
TO ssf down Ne has 70 stand m.
We learn that q certain lady Of this
place cot dreadfolly offended because
1 Young man ia play. called her IA long
legged stuffed duck.
M ;. got his dander I'D and used his
tongue quite free upon one Of the young
aides 81 this place because she mention
"a a circumstance. shame. no gentle
nan would act with any LADY that way.
J. s says that he does love to wear
hem big boots. thew give him good ,
,xcusc and lets him down easy. !,
There has been beautiful snow ball I,
ng the last week. yes and by the way j
right now while we think Of Il. to the |
contrary not wiihstanding the man who |,
lt ~ Ia the ear with a snow ball Is go !,
ny 10 get shot.
Miss $. G. has gone back TO her h ONE Il
near Kellcrsville, aud Joe, Mat aud that =
,nder fellow now sadly weep aud be-
vail their awful fate. Y
slim. Slide or break vour mock was !.
what the young man said 10 his partner Il
IN It'll. street on Wednesday night. ass
&c picked himself up off Of the ground.
Joe j. ID. saws that Miss Fanny don't!
'now who he Il nor any body else.
We were pleased to see the graceful
nd elegant form or Pat w. mingling III :
he dance Wednesday night with his
,ants in his boot tops.
In Evansville II boy attempts to ,
teal kiss he catches cowhide, IL the
anne rule was practiced here some Of
ur boys would have good smarting j
acks. c
Gus II. was led up the street last week y
y young lady at least foot taller, T
han he and vet Gus boasts that he went "
ome with four Of EN-. y
And now Madam Rumor says that Il
;. j. w. and the widow Of Main street
ave settled down to solid old STYLED p
Go in on vour muscle, Pat. d
y. X. saws he don't know the girl with q
yellow dress, but that he knows the = !,