The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1879-05-23
rAcIrIc coAsTERs.

There will be convention Of Uni
versalists at Harrisburg in June.
The Harrisburg Nucleus says Bob
Lane is blk. DO you know Bobl
Mitchell says its copper-head
lie that he is Jay Gould's attorney.
Puget Sound is afflicted with bilks,
and East Portland with the paralysis.
Bart. Whitlow, of Lafayette, aged
70, died Of heart disease last Sunday.
Why.in thunder don't our exchanges
quit calling Siuslaw lin Lane county, |
Sinslaw7"
Mr.. Lord and Miss Skye were mar
ried at Sacramento the other day.
Lord what 5kyerockit !
The Masonic Grand Royal Arch
Chapter meets in Portland on June 9Th,
and the Grand Lodge on the 9th.
Jasper WooIey, Of Puyallup Valley, |
w. r., has slain 50 bears in four years
and there's more deaths Bruin.
Last Monday morning FIRE at AZ
toria burned the store Of Trenchard & |
Upsbur loss $l2, 200, insured for sle,-
900.
Mr.. Hadaway is to enlarge the Ore
gon City Enterprise. We knew that
paper Hadaway that would succeed.
(Cute ,
The Jacksonville Times gives a week
| ly column Of mining news. That paper
is always full Of meat and condiments to
match.
The .Standari says " n Portland wild
over calls himself an expect" II he
were married he would probably he an
aspect.
The Portland city election comes of
on the first Monday in June. The
principal fight u against the Chief Of
Police Besser.
Tho Mormon, Miles, WAS last week
convicted at Salt Lake Of polygamy,
and as n consequence all Mormondom
Is in howling rage.
The 20S miles Of projected railroad
Of the n. 7. Il. r., between the mouth
of Snake river and Pen d'Oreille Lake,
viii be completed next year.
The wife of a Multnomah farmer Is
a kleptomanisc - can't help stealing.
) Put her in a newspaper Office where
there isn't anything for her to snatch.
Watronville (Cal. editors are out Of
luck. One day last week one of them
was uEmercifully nogged and another
. was rotten-egged. We are not open
] for that kind Of usage.
Gen. Howard has enlisted 90 Indian
. scouts for the service in this depart.
ment. They had best not scout around
among the Umatilla whites if they
have any respect for their top hair.
Rattlesnake Jack is in Jail at Canyon
/ City. He showed as several scalps last
). summer, which he claimed to have taker
. from " reds slain by his own hands
and we don't see how a single man anC
- ore Jail could hold such bloody hero
is At a recent election in Sacramento
J California, Homeopathic physician
c we've elected to the City and Count!
hospital, the people taking great inter
p. est there were also two appointe,
Il members Of health, the other three be
ie ing Alopathic, who became indignan
n and resigned, after which three NOR
: homeopathic physicians were appoint
- ed.
Is The two brass bands, the City Coun
It Gil, the University students and the cit
y izens, the religious and the profane
&c the preachers and politicians, the Ol'
maids and bachelors-all of Eugen,
City-are in a terrific qua, rel now owe
everything, and, as a consequence, lik
r. the monkey and the parrot, that beau
d tiful little burg is having n HI of I
3 time.
One night last week a Portlande
! named Shoemaker found one DIR. d,
e Hoag in bed with Mrs. Shoemaker, an'
c ho went and got the police to haul th'
y guilty couple from their warm couch tt
" the chill and Shiny atmosphere of thu
Jail where they now languish on I
charge of adultery. This nest-hidin:
couple were last winter converted t
IS religion by Chaplain Stubbs.
4 Portland wife caught her husband
" attending the Bare Blonde show BY
means of telephone connecting thu
house and his store. He had forgotten
about the machine when he told hel
he must stay late at the store thai
. night, and when she tried to talk with
him through the wires she got no re
spouse at any time during the evening
He was cornered and had to own up
a notwithstanding his positive assertion
!. that the "wires were down" that night
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