The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-01-21
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it. gi.lsU@ 7.'sa a. nj saf lstj 10 sef
Suitable 1dowerfor d widow-A wid-
over. 'At - S'se Icy
Tue enemy ,hatsows tears' while men
wives. 80.
Tie Hindoo widow is the only onethat
es--rhe. other remales. .,;,e :
A young inau with his arst geatee may
be said to have tuft time Of ii. .ipe {.
Striped stockings dnsnot come as
high sslast season-in price we mean. g
! Do all the good you can in the world
asd make as little noise about it, as pos;
Aibls ~ - q iijtss 8 - + y
: A Virginian was recently married who
has one hundred and four grandchil
dren. ~ rf
Even clothes line beco nes unsteady
when it has too may sheets in the
wind. d,
? Howsto draw girl rLout--Seat her upon
a sled, seize the end of the rope. and
scoot. - I'll. ,5G"a 5ET sa z asa
The more bard swearing there 10 in a
case on trial, the harder tits to- tell which
side is right. sfdA 1al eaoF 7h5
Shere All has 300 wives. His aff,ir
with England, therefore, is only q change
of battlefield. -
Tue object Of education is not external
show and splenior, but inward develop
ment.-Seaeca. h. ,t.se. 80
Tue sight OF drunkard is a better
sermon against that vice than the bes
that ever was preached upon it.. 5.
Thediffgreuce between a soldier and
woman who paints is thatsone faces th'
lpo wderaIid the otter powders the. face
NINETY aud nine" folks in the hun
dret make a mistake when they cut Oh
dogs tail They preserve the wrong
end. S." Z
II is not Till the storm comes that w
find out the real timber ofa vessel. tn
things which try people SHOW what is i
them. a., 4,....a-
LET me kiss him for his mother" ]
1.-THE unspoken wish of many q fair girl
but how few boys ever want to kiss
|girl for her latherS s-s3 47sr $. !
Theupstart that rose to a point of OF
der after sitting down upon the aggress
live end Of pin, was assured by the cha1
ltuatt the point was well taken. 0s -isf
i "WoulIn't YOU call this the calf of
Ileg2" asked Bob, pointing to one OF h
neither limbs. NO." replied Pat, .
should say it was the ley of calf. .f@a
! Timid horseman-"Hi! boy, how d
you get to Paxton from here?" Boy
"Wal, CAp'en, generallys walks.
norseman (furiousiy} Glang
i When rosv-looking glrl backs up
stranger at country dance, aud ash
him 10 wEack that mosquito that is knaV
ling her between tue shoulders, it is q
time to read up on Chesterfield
The eight.year-old daughter ofa leat
ing physician in Berkshire county bs
brought forth the following as her fir
school essay: sThere was little gin
and she was very sick. They sentfor m
, papa, and she died very qlick." 90 -
4 II can not be too deeply impressed uI
on the mind that application is the prit
to be paid for metal acquisitions, and
is as absurd to expect il without 1t as
look for a harvest without seed. -,
Here Is an extract from a. little boy
: first composition "W'en cats is a swea
, in and blasfemiu' and tryln' the gag
, Of their steam b'iIers in the back yard q
mite, it makes Teller offis frade. if i
isn't sleepin' with his big brother" !
t He who spends his younger days
E dissipation is mortgaging himself
8 disease and poverty, two inexorat
creditors, who are certain to force lose
0 last and take possession of the premise
81 Old maids are useful. They can coo
y sew, and take care cf children, nur
people, and generally play the plan
= Old bachelors are useless. They do n
n even know how to drive nails or sp
T" wood. -t.,t.7
ei A lady asked the Judge what she wou
say in court if she were asked her as
" The blunt jurist replied, "Say, NADIA
= what Ifbeleve would be the truth, tf
S you are not yet come to the years
!. discretion :" %g ~-i@ .oi,seF
When the late DR.. Scudder, of Ind
n was arousing the children OF America
;s care for the heather, he received ant
4 from alittle girl who heard him, savip
m "My dear Mr.. Scudder, I send you
10 cents. When you want any more mon'
IN write to me. s'laF
IN When woman combs her back b
lnIinto two ropes, holds one in her MOI
id |until she winds the other upon her tt
Ie, comb, and then finds that she has lost
pp last hair pin, she feels that the sex net
cir 1.-TWO moulhs-one to hold the hair in 8
all the other to make remarks with.
ne And now the Chinese claim that
ITS telephone is nearly 1000 years old, b
'n' ing been in use about that time in Il
ie' country. On, psgaus with the alme
W eyes, there is something that is older Il
the telephone. Lying. It is. older t
the great Chinese wall. 1t is older Il
D the city of Pekin. 1t is as, old as
~ first Chinese historian. And about
II; Ill reliable. --HoUkeye. r 81
as James Brooks had for several y
ing got drunk on New Years Day in ]
es, marck, Dakota, and rather than br
sd the custom, he rode sixty miles on ho
to back on Dec. 81, 1878 He losthno t
res after his arrival, but began his AMI
ets frolc Immediately in a dance hall,
ear was soon drunk and quarrelsome.
,ili- bullied everybody in the place ex
en- one woman, and she, when he strack
shot him dead. '''- $50 TX I.
Two ladies met on the street, and
luy inquired OF the other: "Whv, you
anv very happy this morning. What's
y pene17" "Oh, l've just been, ha'
aoe nv fortune ,old," was the reply,
the woman says I'm to marry t.
'rn- more, have diamonds and camel's
y shawl, and that can 90 to- the zo
'wll ak nights in week, if want to" 81
hat me, 1 don't wonder that you are ha
-'sa But you won't say anything toyour.
4 Of band p "Oh, of course not. 4
Dot, man! He's good to me, and It m
ten. hurt his feelings to know what / am