davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The New York herald., 1879-12-14
A,IUsEMENrs. a
FRENCH FLATS.

This play continues TO attract immense
audiences, and is still the rcigning sue
cess OF the metropolis.
SYNOPSIS OF SCENES AND INCL
DENTS.
FIRST sTORY.-The new landlords
apartments. Moving in; lndescr,bnsie
! Of chaos comes order. Tho list of tenants.
NJ. Martin tho oldest tenant. Memoran-
da--Raise his ront. The near-sighted
visitor. Mishaps among tho furniture.
Arrival of the tenant with the first COM
plaint. lnsnlted on tho stairway The
law cited. zone of us twain must go.n
| The notice served. The answer. II will
go. but listen" Crash MY furniturel
Smash !--Oh. my mirrorsl Fall OF the
ceiling.
SECOND STORY.-Apartments of the
Baroness. A little chamber music. What
can be done with piano, tin pan and
broomstick. The landlords objections.
MY lady pays her rent anu can do as she
pleases in her own apartments" Trouble
apprehendcd from the tenor ON the top
floor Landlord hidden in the closet to
escape his fury. Interesting tete-a tete:
A new Wow of the relations of singer and
composer. The kissing serpent. The on
ragged Portuguese in pursuit OF tho tenor.
One hundred francs to the maid. Dis
covery of the landlord Mistaken for the
tenor. The proiiered duel with knives.
THIRD sToRY-Tho lawyers Office
The poet clerk.
Radiant. silvery star,
Above the earth so far.
Sweeter than tho sweetest dove,
'Ts the aud thou alone / Lowell"
The most orphaned of orphans. A note to
the President of the Court. The lawyers
wife, ~ woman of the South with dyna-
mite In her veins" The list Of grievances.
Initial proceedings for divorce. The ter
rifcd landlord seeks refuge in the costume
OF the deaf clerk A witness to u horri-
BILE conspiracy. Sowing family discord.
Reconciliation impossible. Warning from
the maid, 1.-The tenor is waiting to break
every bone in your body, and the neigh.
bors are there to witness the ceremony"
An apology the only remedy. Offer of the
the the ladies Of the first and third floors.
Tho souvenier. More friendly services re.
quired. The intercepted letter. The or
phan's designs. II forbid you swimming
with my daughter" The result of deliver
ing the apology A broken up lawyer.
Tho tenor stood behind tho door" The
letter to the Court found to be the or
phan's lyric declaration. '.I've sent this
nonsense to the gravest judge that eyer
abdication. "Father-in-law, adieu' The
landlord denounced bv the lawyer and
threatened with q visit from the tenor
My tenants are all mad; have bought a
lunatic asylum and not a private rcsi-
dcnce." Accidental escape ON u painters
ladder.
FOURTH FLOOR-The tenor's rooms.
The landlord in the den of the lion: Tenn
porary security. A trial of the delicate
bronchial tubes. The elixir upon which
Mario was fed. The vciled lady The
picture. Another veilled lady. A divorced
wife and a new found son. HE loves the
daughter Of the man who Missed his
father; Inflated boyr, Recovery Of the
picture. The orphan with three fathers.
Peace restored ana the landlords troubles
ended. Marriage of the tenor's poor son
to tho landlords rich daughter.
HOUSE CROWDED EVERY NIGHT.
SEATS ON SALE TEN DAYS IN AD-
VANCE.
The New York herald., 1879-12-14

IL SIX DAYS GO.AS-YOU-PLEAsE RACE
for the BELT Of the World
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN,
commencing DECEMBER 10, 1870 at IL ,OI o'clock A. NJ
EvERY LEADING LADY PEDESTRIAN
of the world Is entered for this contest.
Grand Musical REGULATIONS each evening by the
three Bent Brothers Celebrated Cornet Band.
The srctest order will be on the mart
of the contestants and attendants, but throughout
audience.
The Garden will be brilliantly illuminated each evening
All the private boxes reserved for ladies'
Ushers constontly In attendance ut the door and
throughout the building. ADMISSION, FIFTY CENTS
Manager. ............,.D 4. ROSE
The New York herald., 1879-12-14

ACT L-Pavon in King Portco's Palace.
ACT 1.-THE Brgand's Haunt
ACT lila Tropical Island.
TIME. NEVER.
NEW SCENERY AND ELEGANT COSTUMES.
MATlNEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. 80 r. NJ
Box Office open from A. NJ. till 10 r. NJ.
The New York herald., 1879-12-14

NrtBfO'S GARDEN THE NEW SPECTACLE
~ The magnificent theatre in the United Statesn
broadway. by Prince 81. Electric light signal.
, 1879-12-01

1t was a very wet summer the rain
had poured down necessarily for some
weeks ; and the hope of the husband
man had well-nigh failed. A Highland
minister mounted the pulpit and be-
gan to wrestle most powerfully with
the Lord in prayer. A transient blink
of sunshine inspired the pious man with
holy confidence, and he felt conscious
of being the favorite of heaven-when
10 on sudden, the heavens were
darkened, the thunder roared, and the
impetuous torrent seemed to threaten a
second deluge. Unable to restrain his
vexation, the disappointed preacher
cried out, in transport of holy rage
Weel, weel, pelt on, good Lord, and
spoil all the poor folks corn. as you
did last ysar--you'll hae muckle mense
by your handywork I"
, 1879-12-01

Housewives who buy scales and re-
weigh their packages from the grocery
will have the satisfaction of learning
from the grocer that their scales are not
within mile of being correct.
, 1879-12-01
GILHAM'S
GREEN HOOF AND HEALING
DIN N EN- 7

For Collar Calls. Harness Calls, Saddle GaAa Burns.
scalds, Bruises, Old and Recent Wounds, Brittle
Hoofs, Fever in Feet Founder Sand Cracks, Quarter
Cracks, Scratches Grease. For Cuts Burns and all
Flesh Wounds on Human Flesh. This Ointment has
no equal. EBThe only Ointment in the
United states that ever received q medal.
For sale and recommended by all Traders. Drug
gists and Harness Makers. Main 4 Winchester,
2l4 and 2t6 Battery ST. s. f.. Wholesale Agents.
, 1879-12-01

AsIATIC CHOLERA, CHOLERA MoRBUs, SUM-
mer Complaint, Collie, Sour Stomach, Diar-
rhea, and all Affections of the Bowels, Incl
at once by DR.. Jayne's Carminative Balsam.
1t allays the irritation and calms the action
of the stomach, and being pleasant to the
taste, is an acceptable remedy to the young
est in the family.
, 1879-12-01

It is an old proverb that an
ounce of preventive is better than q
pound of cure. Twenty five cents
invested in a cake of PHOSPHATE
SOAP will save hundreds of dollars
in doctors bills. It acts as u con-
stant disinfectant, preventing Salt
Rheum and other skin diseases.
No salve or ointment can heal
wound or sore of any kind. Every
educated physician will tell you
that nature alone can do this.
PHOSPHATE SOAP, by its
cleansing, soothing and purifying
qualities, gives nature chance to
act freely.
, 1879-12-01
Window Shades.

Dealer In all kinds of Shade Material and Trim
mlngs. Agent for the Self Adjusting Spring
Shade Rollers. The manufacture of fine Gold
band and Elegant Decorative Shades for Private Resi-
dences a specially. q EO. w. CLARK, Gas
Market ST.. San Francisco.
, 1879-12-01
TESTIMONIALS:

SAN JOSE September "a. 1879.
To the Standard Soap Co.-Gentlemen:
It affords me pleasure to say to
the public that I have used and pre-
scribed your PHOSPHATE SOAP
as q remedy in various forms of
cutaneous diseases with the hap
pieSt results. am of the opinion
that it is the mildest and most per-
feet detergent that can be used,
either for cleansing the skin and
leaving it soft and healthy, or for
removing the fetor and corroding
influences Of sores and alterations.
should be sorry to be without it
IN shaving my face or making my
toilet, to say nothing of my good
opinion of its remedial qualities.
A. j. SPENCER, M. d.
SAN FRANCISCO. July 10. 1897.
Standard Soap Co.-Gentleme1a
The ladies of my household, four
in number, unite with me in pro-
nouncing your PHOSPH A T e
SOAP the best ever tried for toilet
use. It is noticeable that while it
readily removes impurities from
the skin, it also leaves undisturbed
the natural oil SO essential to the
health. It is not too strong Ian
guage to say that we are delighted
with it.
G. M. SAWTELLE, M. D.,
100 Capp street:
SAN FRANCISCO, July 10, 1878.
Standard Soap Co.-Gents
Ihave tried your PHOSPHATE
SOAP, and have no hesitation in
saying that it is the best toilet
soapI ever used. My wife has used
it and is of the same opinion. I
have paid ashigh as fifty cents per
cake for an arti Gle in every respect
inferior to what you sell for twenty
five cents. HENRY Fl. LYNCH,
5l5 Haight street.
0AKLAHp. GAL, Aug. 1, 1879
Standard Soap Co-Gentlenen
We have been giving your PHOS-
PHATE SOAP q pretty fair trial.
and we like it tho best Of any soap
for toilet use that we have founa
on this Coast. We have little doubt
that it will meet with universal
favor. MRS. r. r. JOHNSTON.
lOl6 Kirkhara street.
The genuine merits of PHOS-
PLATE SOAP and persistent ad-
vertlslng will force every druggist,
groceryman and general dealer to
order 1t by the gross sooner or later.
ASK for 1t In every store. The re-
tail price IS Is cents per cake. We
wish to sell 1t only at wholesale, but
IN case you cannot find it we will
send nice box of three cakes bv
mail, postage paid, on receipt of SIS
cents in stamps.
STANDARD sOAPsCO.,
204 Sacramento St., s.. f
, 1879-12-01

Thousands of articles are palmed
off on the public which have no
genuine merit, but PHOSPHATE
SOAP is the result of modern dis
coveries of celebrated chemists.
, 1879-12-01
PAPER .HANGINGS!

G.. w. CLARK,
Importer of Fine French English and American
Paper Hanglngs. The Newest Productions OF the
Leading Manufacturers constantly arriving.
, 1879-12-01

ZANz1BAR's MoNARcH.-The Sultan
of Zanzibar is getting very civilized.
He has practically suppressed the slave
trade, and with determined hand.
He gives dinner parties in European
fashion, with music from an excellent
band, decorated nsenus and all sorts of
luxuries. His Highness drives out in a
carriage and four, with six outriders in
carlet and gold.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28

with a lady, be continually chang
ing and going to the other side, De.
cause of change OF corners. 1t
shows too much attention to form
Never should the lady accept OF
expensive gifts 1T the hand OF q
gentleman not related or engaged
to her. GIFTS of flowers, books,
music or confectionery may be ac'
ccptcd.
Never insult another by harsh
words when applied to for Il favor,
Kind words do not cost much, ana
vet they may carry untold happl'
ness to the one whom they are
spoken.
Never attempt to convey the I'M
preston that you are a genius by
initiating the faults Of dlstin'
guished men. Because certain
great men we're poor penmen, wore
long hair, or had other peculiar
ties, it does not follow that you will
be great by initiating their eccen'
tricitieS,
Never give all your pleasant
words and smiles to strangers. lhe
kindest words and the sweetest
| smiles should be reserved for home
Home should be ON heaven.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28

Every crime has its origin, more
or less, in drunkenness,-J"dge
GNrneH.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28

Drunkenness is the most fertile
source of crime.-Judge Anderson.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28
House,
Near the Depot,
VFssesscshns E.K Hiss

This house IS kept open the year round
for the reception of permanent or transient
boarders. Good fare and comfortable
rooms. Charges very reasonable.
J. L. NORRIS, proprietor.
Nov. Ia, 1879. p3i-tf
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28
GREAT JACKSON ROUTE.
ST. LOUIS
AM
ORLEANS RAILROAD.
$500 ,-,-r
THE BEST ROUTE EASTl

Trains will leave and arrive ut the
Calliope street depot, New Orleans, Oh
and after April g, 1873, as follows:
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
Exp. No. l, 5:15 pm. Exp. No. 9, $3.50 am
Mixed No.3, 700 am. Mixed Nod, 7:lOp.m
Nos. l and ? run daily, Nos. 3 and 4
daily, except Sunday.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS
through to Louisville, Cincinnati, and
Chicago without change, aud for st. Louis
a Sleeper is attached at Milan, enabling
passengers to 60 through without leaving
the train. Only one change to New York
and Eastern cities.
Improved sleeping and reclining chair
cars 10 Vicksburg daily without change.
Tickets for sale, berths secured aud in
formation given at % CampstTeet, corner
Common A. ID. SHELDON,
Ticket Agent.
+. CHANDLER, Genl Passenger Agent.
Oct. p, ISIS. 49-tf
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28

PRINTING done at this Office at
JUD less than New Orleans prices.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28
Importnnt RuIes of Conduct,

The following suggestions are
taken from "Hiil's Manual of SO
cial and Business Forms -
Never eXaggerate.
Never betray a confidence.
Never ~wautonly brighten others
Never leave home with unkinC
words.
Never neglect to call upon your
friends.
Never laugh at the misfortunes OF
others.
Never give a promise that you dc
not fulfill.
Never send a present hoping FOL
one in return.
Never speak much Of your own
performances.
Never fail to be punetual at the
time appointed.
Never make yourself the hero of
your own story.
Never pick the teeth or clean the
nails in company.
Never fail to give a polite answer
to a civil question.
Never question a servant or child
about family matters.
Never refer to a gift you have
made, or favor You have rendered.
Never associate with bad cOmpa.
ny. Have good company or none.
Never look over the shoulder OF
another who is reading or writing.
Never appear to notice a scar, de
tormity, or defect of any II pres.
INT.
Never auswerquestionsin general
company that have been put to 9th
erS.
Never, when travelling abroad, be
oyer-boasttul of your own country.
Never lend an article you have
borrowed unless you have permis-
sion to do so.
Never attempt to draw the atten-
ton of the company constantly up
on yourself.
Never exhibit anger, or impa
jleuCe or excitement when an accl.
dent happens.
Never pass between two persons
who are talking together, without
an apology.
Never enter a room n0lSlly; never
fail to close the door after you, and
never slam 1t.
Never forget that, II you are faith
full in a few things, you may be ruler
over many.
Never be guilty of the contempt
ible meanness Of opening a private
letter addressed to another.
Never talI TO oiler the easiest ana
best seat III the room 10 an lhValla
an eldefIy person OF iaoy:
Never hegiect 10 perform th'
commission which your irlehd en-
trusted to you. You must not tor
get: -,
sever en'el i9oh hileu WI
people, "ltio"U" ~ w" eo
sener"' company "no" ni'' o''
'"s.
NeNerfali TO answer
either personally or oy.letter, Win
In Il week after the lhFltatloh lSfe
ceived.
Never accept OF favors IL hospi
talltleS without rendering an eA
change clvlltles wheh oppOrtuhit'
offers.
Never cross tue ies anu put gu
ono fOnt in tbp street car. or place
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1879-11-28
@annlv Girrle.
SCANDAL LANE.
AUTHOR UNKNOWN.

1t is not on the signboard, sir,
Go TO search both far and wide;
Or in the town directory,
The map, or railroad guide;
Aud if you pump your nelghbor, sir,
You pump, alas! in vain,
For DO one Ger acknowledged yet
lie lived in Scandal Lane!
1t is a fearful ncighborhood,
So secret and so sly
Although the tenants oftentimes
Include the rich and high.
I'm told they're even cRunibalo,
And when they dine or sup,
By way of change they'll turn about
And eat each other up!
They much prefer the youthful, sir,
The beautiful and rare;
They grind up character and all,
And call it wholesome fare!
And should the helpless victim vince,
They heed rot cries of pain;
These very bloody cannibals
That live in Scandal Lane!
If You should chance to dine with them
Pray never be deceived;
When they seem most like bosom friends
They're least to be believed.
Their claws are sheathed in velvet, sir,
Their teeth are hid by smiles,
And ,vna IotiIn tho innocent
Who falls beneath their wilcs!
When they have singled out their pray
They make a cat-like spring;
Or lug them like a serpent, ere
They plant the fatal sting!
And then they wash Their guilty hands
But don't efface the stain,
These very greedy cannibals
That live in Scandal Lane!
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14
Statement of Facts.

The nomination Of r A. Horr was
made by acclamation. The reason Col =.
Herrick did not appear in the conven-
ton are these: 1t was ascertained that
Mr.. Horr would be nominated on the first
ballot. 1t was also definitely sscertained
that although this was the case, Herr OK
would poll forty or more votes as tol-
lows: Lorain county, 6; Medina cour ty,
13; Ashland county, %.
The question now to be settled was
what is best to be done? Some thought
it would be better to take the vote, wi lie
others thought 1t would be for the best
interests of all to withdraw the Colo iel's
name before the first ballot was taken /.
This latter proposition was universally
agreed upon and Jos. Haskell started foI
the Court House with CO.. Herrici's !e.t I
and it was received with enthusiasm.
The feeling in the convention after this
was one of cordislity. Col. Herrick was
congratulated by many and his speech
greeted with applause. In short it is
not too much to say that while Col. H.
lost the nomination he carried off the
honors of the convention. j.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

TIIE countenance is pale and leaden-
= Colored, with occasional flushes, or
a circumscribed spot on one or both
checks; the eyes become dull; the pu
pills dilate; an azure semicircle runs
along the lower cye-lid; the nose is ir-
ritated, sweils, and sometimes bleeds
swelling of the upper lip; occasional
headache, with humming or tlrobbing
of the ears; an unusual secretion of
saliva; Shiny or furred tongue; breath
very foul, particularly in the morning;
appetite variable, sometimes voracious,
with gnawing sensation of the stom-
ach, at others, entirely gone; fleeting
pains in the stomach; occasional
nausea and vomiting; violent pains
throughout the abdomen; bowels ir-
regular, at times costive; stools Shiny;
not unlrequently tinged with blood
belly swollen and hard; urine turbid;
respiration occasionally difficult, and
accompanied by hiccough; cough
sometimes dry and convulsive uneasy
and disturbed sleep, with grinding of
the teeth temper variable, but gener-
ally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found to exist,
DIR. c. McLANE'S VERMIFUGE
will certainly effect cure.
1T DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
in any form; it is an innocent prepara-
ton, not capable of doing the slightest
injury 10 tie most hfndty igfank.
The genuine DR.. McLANE's YER
MIFUGE bears the signatures of C.. Nc
LANE and FLEMING Bros. on the
wraDDer -.O.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14

Lorain County Republican Con-
81; 10 s = vention.


Hon. james Monroe was Chairman of
the convention held in hecrowded Opere
House, At Elyria, Saturday. Many voters
from Wellington attended. Hon. 8. s.
Warner nominated the present incum-
bent, Hon. Lucius Herrick of yelling
ton. for Representative, and he was
elected BY acclamation under q suspen-
sion Of the ralcs. George p Metcalf,
our Prosecuting Attorney for six years,
was re-nominated, and John Blanchard,
County Recorder for the same time, was
re-nominated by acclamation, as ITas
also A. d. Perkins, County Commission
er. ]. B. Clark Of Oberlin. received 20
votes for continuance as Infirmary Di.
rector to 60 cast for A. A. Pond Of Roch-
ester e. G.. johnson, Elyria, Chair
man; J. b. Oough. Amherst; G. h.
Robbins. LaGrange; L. p. Whitney,
Oberlin; o. Herrick. Wellington; A. J..
Cahoon. Avon; and w. A. Bronson.
Elyria, was elected the County Central
COMMITTEES.
Hon. Lucins Herrick. George p. Met
calf and John Blanchard made short
speeches. The Elyria Band furnished
music. Mayor Gates declared the ordi-
nance against noise in the Opera House
be suspended long enough to give three
rousing cheers for Gen. Garfield after his
two hours speech. and three for the Rep.
party. Gen. Garaeld's speech was re-
ceived with great enthusiasm, more than
meeting The high expectations OF his au-
dieDce. Many considered it one of the
most logical. convincing and eloquent
addresses ever delivered in this county.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14
AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL

Truth comes to us as gold is washed down
the mountains of the Sierra Nevadas, in
minute hut precious particles, and is still
truth, though it be found at the bottom of
an oil we'll, like Carboline-ihe great nat
ural hair rcstorer, which ehectually pre-
vents the falling out of the hair, the accum-
ula,ions of dandruff. and the premature
change in color due to diseased condition
of the scalp and the glands which nourish
the hair. 1t is well known that the most
beautiful colors are made from petroleum,
and 10y some mysterious operation of ma
ture the use of this article gradually i'm
parts beautiful light brown color to the
hair. which. by continued use, deepens to
black. The color remains permanent
for an indefinite length OF time, and the
change is so gradual that the most intimate
friends can scarcely detect its progress. In
a word, it is the most wonderful discovery
of the age, and well calculated to make
the prenaturely bald and gray rejoice.
Carboline is put up in n neat and attrac-
tive manner, and sold by all dealers in
lrugs and medicines.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14
rHE nEAUTIFUL INDIAN MAIDEN.

The maidens of the famous Seneca tribe
of Indians who once roamed over the PIC
turesque and beautiful valleys and lofty
hills Of the upper Allegheny river (now the
famous oil regions of Pennsylvania, were
noted among all the neighboring tribes for
the wealth and beauty of their tresses,
which were of remarkable length and eA-
quisite fiEeness of texture, and in color so
black. that the similc of the ravens wing
was hardly q just comparison; an elegant
background that brought out the olive
brown complexion of the maidens, and
formed an exquisite and charming picture
of savage female loveliness delightful to be-
hold Why their hair was of such rare
beauty and of such extreme length was q
deep, puzzling mystery to the maidens of
all the neighboring tribes, and was source
of continual jealousies on their part. it
has long remained q mystery, and would
no doubt have died away altogether with
the rest of the Indian traditions had not
the discovery of petroleum oil furnished
the cue, and mankind now possesses the
great secret which had remained sealed
within the Third Sand rock of oblivion.
until released by the hand of scientific in
dustry, it gushes forth in treasures of petrol
cum to the world. But the knowledge was
practically useless to the prematurely bald
and gray, rs no one in civilized society could
tolerate the use of refined petroleum as a
dressing for the hair. But the skill of one
of our chemists has overcome the difficulty,
and, by process known only to himself,
he has, after very elaborate and costly eX-
periments, succeeded in deodorizing pc
troleum, which renders it susceptible of
being handled as daintily as the famous
eau de cologne. The experiments with the
deodorized liquid on the human hair were
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1879-08-14
A CARBOLINE ROMANCE.
Respectfully Dedicated to the Bald
Headed of Both Sexes.

HespectdnIy DeSteatcd to the Bald
MY worthy friend and neighbor,
Whence comes that smile serene 2"
o, am now thrice happy
I've found it-CARBoLIHE.
It's just what I've been looking for,
Since I've been seventeen
And getting baldcr every day
Till got CAEBoLISE.
It's growing in right rapidly,
My head can now be seen
Like other heads, in silken locks,
Thanks to my CARBoLISE.
II know pretty, black-eyed maid,
A royal little queen,
Who'll be as much rejoiced as I
To see this CARBoLINE.
She'll throw away her switches,
False curls, and borrowed sheen,
And shake upon her shoulders plump,
The wealth of CARBoLINE.
And when our heads are covered DER,
As once they were, / ween,
Well noise abroad the praises
Of wondrous CARBoLIYE.
While kneeling at the altar,
With Father Good between,
Well call the world to witness
A match from CARBoLINE.
"And in the happy aftertimc,
When comes n change of scene,
With a little dear our hearts to cheer,
Well call it CARBoLINE."