The New York herald., 1879-03-02
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Cetywayo says :-"Christan Zulu is Zulu spoilt"
John Sherman. do not bake your bread too brown.
.Remenyi's fiddle Is of fne timbre Puck. Yes.
pine for it.
Wisconsin man has collection Of 100 skunks.
He must be q scenternarian.
Senator William Sharon. Of Nevada. arrived from
Washington yesterday at the Gilsey House.
Some of those who try to raise the wind afterward
let their money go the way the wind blows
Drink deep. New Orleans Times. or taste not of the
Picrian spring. little paragraphing is dangerous
thing.
If actresses insist upon being constantly robbed
the criminal classes will possess all the dia-
monds.
postal card correspondent who signs himself
Merchant" asks what I'll. NJ. 8. Pinafore" means.
Why pianoforte hymns, goose.
Was 1t Hood who asked tho urchn not to set his
pinafore afre3 There are people who wish that
'.pinafore" had been aArc scuttled something
Pigeons plentiful in some parts Of Michigan
that market gardeners have started society against
prize shooters and Is to be called the society for
prevention OF cruelty TO glass balls.
The President has recognized Julian Alfredo Prin-
cipe. Consul of Spain at Savannah. Antonio dc Ii
Cortc. as Vice Consul Of Spain AZ Baltimore and
Ottmar Won Mohl, as Consul OF the German Empire
at Cincinnati.
restaurant owner In San Francisco. they wero
looking at big. oldfashoned pie. my friend, the
works look very nice, but 1 don't like the heavy
double cases."
The English troops went into Afghanistan. and
when they found ono poor follow with knife they
gave HIM thirty heavy lashcs-rnerely because hs
carried knife In his country. Tho captain is to
be- made n colonel
The Boston Traveller. In interesting article.
shows that Secretaries OF the Treasury. many OF
whom have been eminent men. have not become
Presidents may be we'll to suggest to the Traceier
that there was least reason why Alexander
Hamilton could not bo President under consti-
tuition.
A shrcwd manager OF popular amusements says
that gcntlcmcn necd not plume themselves because
Indies complain that gentlemen like ~ 90 where
those Of the gcntlcr sex clothing Of the mere
atmosphere: for in his experience he finds that
where there Ia play In which men perform gymnas-
tics best advantage there to be In the audi
cncc the wives Of men who love the "Dlack Crook"
DIR. Lightfoot, nominated for Canon OF the sec Of
Durham, was called thereto both by Derby and by
Gladstone. Truth says that DIR. Lightfoot is tho
soundost and most brilliant scholar In the Church Of
England but that no Is a very slow in his work.
because he Is thorough and in style finished lie has
very little OF voice and his style is unpopular; but
he is earnest and impressive. He is friend Of
Gladstone and In politics he In a liberal
London Worid.--,There ladies of all ages, and
of every variety of personal attraction, Of whose
husbands the polite world infinitely less than IL
does of their maids. lie is OF the impefimenta OF
travelling. and he is left at home whenever practical
Bile. the principle that those journeys are the
easiest on which least luggage is taken. Society at
large only knows Of him asthmatic encuin-
brance. who lives principally in the back dining
and has taste for London hours. 1t is aston
ishing how the husband from thus being in the
background fades into the absolutely mythical; and
indeed u is only when the world hears of his death
that hrst clearly realizes the tact Of his exstenco