The Russellville Democrat., 1879-12-18
JINGLE ON ENGAGEMENTS.
what lie 1hinls orthe piirer.c,nat nj Typees ees. ., tfQ 4o sfa.. Engaged Persons. be ,,f fiJss

I t~A JtNULE w iENUhuEMENic. +fAt | what lie rhinis of the Different at Types pst tos tDQ 10 stsDfngaged fersons. ge slt fsA ass Alfsed Jingle in Buffalo Every saturday,
 First type. Blonde young lady. Dark tyouhg msbsigi Nice combination, Pretty alliance {, Money in it. She has firted. So has he. That makes them even. She dresses rather loud. He is a perfect pink. She has lovely eyes He twists a killing mlistoche. This is not her first love. Nor his By a large majority. I Lots of fellows have kissed her And 1 talked sweet. Love is an old story. Yet she likes it. It tickles her fancy. She lives on admiration. Thinks otronly l two things Dress and society. i, Attends every party. But, alasl She approaches I the sere and yellow. Her admirers are numerous, but youthful. Or gray-haired widowers. Sometliing must be done So the dark young man is captured l They are engaged He feels Hattered
 The old folks consent. Everything is golden. Things run smoothly. She forgets and firts. They quarrel Mat ters are serious. Reconciliation. Big wedding. Heaps of presents. Cosy home. Money enough. No trouble. Except with the help. Old folks come down. Children live i'll clover. Life is play ygspell., No rough corners .Socie- ty recognizes. them. They are satisfied. What won't money do?a si @tsnf
 ta Second type. Poor young man. Rich girl. He is considered clever. She is plain But solid. No nonsense about her. He is studying law Business slow but sure. Sure not to-. pay. For some years at least. But he loves her Or thinks he does. Something about her that. She is the tree on which the fruit of his heart is growing. He reas- ons.1 He must love somebody. Is lone- some if he don't. As easy to love rich girl as poor one. Time flies. He woes her. She ridicules him. Then she pit icsihim. She will be his friend. He despairs. Goes away. She misses him. They meet at the Library. He dejected. She sorrowful. Their eyes meet. She says come and see me- He. does. not tarry She relents. She loves him. Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! He wins their parents. They consent. Borrows S1 900 from friend Is married. Prospers. How can he help,itY ~ ot 2Hiao9. 1Ta 70 Third typea Young man on small salary. Admires sxtravagant young lady. Pretty and knows it. Her father works hard. Just able to support the family. She is indolent, Another word for lazy. Reads novels. Can play fn- differently. Pre.ends to help her moth- CT. Can't make biscuits. Has handsome new hats. Lets her mother wear the old bonnet Don't get up to breakfast. Is careless when alone. Gorgeous in company Wants fine feathers. Is a foolish little sham. What of the young man? He is foppish. Spends his small salary. No thought of the future. Can just support himself. Talks dargely. Is inclined to boast, Goes with 2 fast set. Can't swim out Wears cfeap iewelry. Wants to be "a swell A sort of ready made article. Is |. fascinated, with the young lady. Thinks heran angel. Cap tdrcs her. And finds she is oney So far as home work is concerned, If ig- norance is bliss she's happy. He gets seedy. She is cross and fretful. Goes home to her father. si The young man goes to the Far West. What could you expect? '" 'n4JA' fli'ss i'HA snfourth types Wealthy old widower. Handsome accomplished girl. Just out of school. Charming, but mercenary. Has been engaged to college student. Poor investment, Much romance, No  Is Gazzled. Respects age. Hopes she Old mans tiddlestick. Aged lover atten- tive, but rheumatic. His children ob- jeot. They protest. It only fans the She knows it. The old man addresses her. Buys diamonds for her. < She hesi- tates. Then succumbs. What catch! ua i,yatc .,rtfb Hord hoa,T yy ~ Sbn ,,nts money and step=ohildren.c They will not are older than she is. Isn'tit rather ab- surd2 W i4iDb sN .s1smQ3 gaH sfJ
 Fifth type. Sensible sweet young lady. Like the reader. Clever, active young business man. Just like your own ooy: Known each other from childhood. Made mud pies together. Ate the same up together Go in good society j 9 Don't Not busybodt. He is manly fellow. ceited. They love each other. Wish l had as many dollars as they love each other. She is saecompiished. He is in earnest He is twenty-five She is twenty-two. He never proposed. They understand. oneday he Says, "When shall it be, Mollic?" sfWhenever you please, John." Then the marriage bells ring merrily, They don't put on airs. Or snub people. Or talk slang. Or tritle with each other. She don't complain about the housekeeping. He don't bore her about his business.c They are hap py. This type is not so very rare. But it's not crowded. Isn't it strange?