, 1879-03-17
PERSONALS.

The speaker-ship rivals in interest Il. IL.
s. piuafore.
Our friend the Duke OF Connaught writes
Us that he Ii very happy.
The gatc-money sootheth tho soro heel and
anolnteth tho lame Joint.
The prayer Of tho Washington landlady !:
Give us this day our daily CONGRESS.
Wo suppose that Archbishop Purcall'a fail
ure was for the glory Of the Church.
A frivolous Eastern paper would like to
sec Mlss Kellogg dance Kellogg dance.
hlr. Rowell, who, ,1nakos Sa5, 900, doubtless
thinks the walking Ia good in this country.
hlr. james G. Blaine believes tl,at Maino
Is about to become tho mother Of Presidents.
In view Of Mr.. OLeary'a failure Mr.
Weston thinks 1t is high tio to look 10 his 1aures
Tho horse TINT lays It's hoof on Heury
neFgh except in the way Of kindness ta 10 gcntlo.
man.
hrr, Ti1don has begun to run newspapers,
md he will presently Wish taat hls barlel Lad boom
hogabeaa
The coming preacher, wo learn, will DO a
woman. Not, howcvcr, II tho women have their
own way about 1t.
The story TINT Carl Bcl,urx will marry fs
denied. Thu dnntal, VIC presume, proceeds from,
the lady in question.
Nobody can mako anything ont Of Arch
bishop rurcclls books; and thcro's no janttor to
give tho combination.
There must bs no oporatio war In this
city tho present week. We shall call On Il. II. 8,
finalorc for production.
Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton fondly az.
pccts 10 bccomu grandmother; and that, va be-
lieye, Ia woman's proper sphere.
The New York World saya that Mr, Tai.
mago behaves himself like cflmpauzeo, This IL
mean thing to say Of chtmpanzee.
The Zu1us hava boon so badly wbippcd
recently that cetywayo can't be convinced that
littls Napoleon tad not alrcndy arrived.
4 st. Louis man proposes to open kono-
room for 1adlas, Arc wa to balieYe from this that
tho st. Iou!s lady IL not al ornament to her seKt
The winner Of tho pedestrian contest fell
far short of O'Iear5s reepEd, n1a tho latter II 10
dLsappoiatei that ho wishes 10 nayos had atom.
ach.
The last hanging In Michigan, an exchange
tells u.s. took place in 1870. Justice appears to bo
btndcr In Michigan than In any other State In tic
uulou.
st. Louis IL grcat mulo market, but
pte.eninsncs ~ to cars which he holds In other
places.
After roading several exchanges wo are
convinced that tue speaketship will b. between
sam Randall, sanucl ]. Randall. and tho uou. s.
J. Rauda1l.
The latlisa were 40 mad because tho cold
weather lntsrfered with tho wearing Of the now
spring bonnet that churches were ra,her thiny 1t.
tenle4 yesteroay.
There is not much encouragement for art
in Germany. A. poor baker has iust been thrown
Into prison for making . ginger bread stAtue Of
r1facs bismarck.
Airs. Croly {Jeunie Juno) haa Just been
slec.ed President Of tho New York sos..,s for q
third tcrm,-from which We Infer that tho Csoy
movement hns boomcd.
Tha Presbytery charges blr. Talmago with
decslt aud falsshood. We are really afraid that
ME. Talmage practices what IN taught by thu Dlbls
~ little ~ he breaches It.
Tho autobiography Of ex.president Davis
will not bo ready until Aext August, Uy that
time lot us hops he witt havs finished h,a ,ife !u
all that the phtass lmplEss.
According to cue OF Nast's racent pictures,
the Democratic party il about to dre Into Fort Sum
tcs again. II would, perhaps, 10 safer and cheaper
to giys As. Davis hta pension.
Tho religious editor Of the Buffalo Express
has ovcrhaalsd the original tablets, ana discovered
m eleventh commandment: Thou shsIt NOT i!lt
thy hat aud bow to Clara Norris.
DR.. caswell, Of Philadelphia, says the
moderate uso OF alcohol IL good for tho health.
The trouble sppesss to b. thut no ono 10 satisfied
with m0lost quart Or two duy.
Lively fighting is expected on tho Poso.
mac. Kate Chase spraguo vows by Ill tlat IL good
and holy that she will protect Benatos Conklsnx
from the attacks VI Mary Cleuamcr.
An old schoo1mastor, who oucs taught hr,
Til3an, has Just died. Tho poor man d!od Of
broken heart because hu ddut apply thu rod often
q u tue case Ut hls dlstiugushed pupil,