, 1879-08-13

Paul Fl. Hayne IL in tho White Monntaina
Mr. Haulan'A best aquatic performance up.
poars to TO backing watar.
Important society items Senator Conkling
fs not at Narza9ansott ftaE.
psrhepa 1t would bo advisable to disinfect
Gov, Daekburn'a old clothes.
Mr. OonklinR has not ydt said that ho Il
ianocant OF tho great transgresalon.
Senator Conkling must quarantine against
ex-senator spraRue and his shotgun.
In exchange says that Tennyson'a tooth
picGs are mado OF nEKhtng1lea quilIE.
Tho election OF Blackburn in Kontucky ID
calculated 10 suggest tho possibility Of JeI Davis
boom. ..
john sl1orsnan'a frequent mnrino e1cur.
slona ought parhaps to teach hlm tbs uses Of tha
boum.
ohnstino Cox believes he will 60 to
IIoaven, and thus atarnaly 10 out Of The reach oi
Reporters.
It doos, not yet appear that anybody llas
thought Of searching tho watermelon patches for
Cctywnyo.
A man in San Francisco has boen aent 10
jail for not pooling hla tssues anl knocking Denny
Kcarnoy uown.
Tho Rev. 1fr. Murray managed his finances
80 rnsuccesafaly that 1t u believed ho wond maks
arst.clsss Khcdlye.
Ex-Goy, Spraguo is convinced that Ger
man should neither bo taught IN the public schools
nor In private families,
Alr. Wattorson wants to DO Vice.Prest-
dent. and parhaps thero ID no better method oi
getting him out of tho wuy.
Kentucky Inns oleo.ea the infamous Black
burn as Governor; aud no should llka to kAaw!f
th!s IL what sho ca!la neutrality.
Does Lord I.ornc tako himself to be m
American President. that ho gora rambling up and
down tho country ln thiA mas,l.eEt
Ootywayo'a brother III chasing the fugitive,
anl intends to hanl him over to tha Dri.iah ota'
cors. Thls II a new kind Qf nepotiam.
John Sherman 80 frequently trsads the
deck Of navy tcsacl that ho ia believed to bo ons
of uncla Dick Thonpaon's new recruits.
Tho Conkling scandal scems likely to ruin
T!codo1e Tilton's stock In trade, untoaa At
Haoches will consent 10 make another effort.
4 tract of wild West Virginia land.
thought to he worthless, tor which Horace Orce!sY
paid 600, recently became worth 800, 600 to
his eslate.
William II. Vanderbilt has inst givou for
gym nastum and thu erection of civil engineer
Ing and ac'entlac hall on tbs grounds OF tho Fsn'
doEbllt University, Nnshyli'c, Tenn., s10o, 900.
Queen Victoria. who has sent letter OF
congratulaton to Lord cholmsfortIs family. would
doubtcss send letter to CetywsYo, thanking bln
for allowing blmaolf to he licked, II shs know hls
atdsess.
Gen. Ben IT, Brlatow had topad to havs
h!s houto 1t Newport enliyanod during tho season
By tbs prossuco Of Atss ballard. Of Kentucky. but
The death OF her fahst compelled her to rcturo 10
1outavllte.
Mr. Q. b. Murray. q brother Of tho much.
tatked about pastor, tuts atory illustrating hss
methods. When thar vera boys sosetbes On she
farm, they got up party to ~ Into tho woods ana
make fsAas ot eggs roasted by bonhfs. Iha
eggs were deposl!oa' tn = basket. snd. wlsn tue
scene Of tho roasting was chosau, yo1nR william
Hurry Harrison, tho noat enthusiastic bav !n tue
party, snado ha,asslf very busy bringing logs anu
sticks for the nocoasaFy aro. Seialng ous large
log he dragged It to tho p'!e, and. With Al a1esss
Ut enerRy. threw It on. Il rolled toe {as, aud
falling OH the basket smashed eyory exx, Vt.
Murray acsns to continue to throw 4!s logs too
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