The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1879-06-21
sun BEAMS.

by dodging down back street many q
culprit has proved an ally by.
There is nothing like shorthand writer
TO take man down.
There are three sorts Of pies - cross
barred, open-topped end kiyered.-OA CITY
Derrick.
IF ''consciencns doth make towards Of us
ALL" of course a truly brave fellow has no
conscience.-M Y. Neus.
Trade dollars are taken at face value OF
the Michigan State Prison-taken away from
prisoners.
1t would be poor reward to fll para
graphers stocking with selections from his
own humor.
Gettingup paragraphs is like getting up
In the morning when you would lAther lie
still than not
The man who unexpectedly sat down in
come warm glue thinks there is more than
one way Of getting badly stuck
We trust the undermost man in the fight
will not forget that the proverb says the an
vii lasts longer than the hammer
We acknowledge the receipt of two new
pieces of sacred music: "Fold your arms
around me tighter" and "See that my grave
is not robbed. boston Post
Josh Billings says he has no objeckshun
to a man parting his hair in the middle,
alwuz insist upon hiz finishing up the job
by wearing short gown and pettikoat
A great deal of our best tin comes from
Che Straits of Banca, but the creditors of
Jay Cooke are receiving very little tin from
the straits of bankers.
A young lady, gazing on her portrait just
finished by rising young artist, remarked,
Il look like canvaS-back duck" lie felt
like eating her.
A girl who has been very observant of
her parents mode of exhibiting charity,
when asked what generosity was, Replied
1T is giving to the poor all the old stuff you
don't want yourself.
Meeting commercial traveller who was
pretty full of old Robinson County, Cub
III
drum amt be2n tWar.e,n that : che on
swered "be,s as ti,bt no n drnmm,rn
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does not corrasnonl WITH tha ,I,;o,t;,,n g.
der of the phenomena" This is the latest
yay of telling nerson tbot bo ,onde,.s
from the stra;9bt natb of tr,tb
sol;to;ra d;oroo,d, ,,,o ..;u =; l;.h ..
for onr,ol,o,oa,,t 80, rnIat, w. - sH ,,i 80
m ol5 Tnarr;aS ren .n,i" I"' 20 "s"s "f. a nlnAes
nitvne,v as be aazss ot 4ha vonO, %nu bo Do
come 10 ahe Ills seven aAuGhtels to the
'0O'""10'
Do eagles give milk mother?" asked the
ooy, no, nv son: what made Won think
SOP because have heard of the eaple's
scream" The mother reached for her sllp-
per, but the embryo paracrapler had van.
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iamn mors hr,iOrt % uitbont % innrnasi,c @ ytns tba
annl,,,,+iou m,u+ ,rhather no,, hnrn ai az vn0
~ nnv pf ths nroSnct, of ,,'tro,oUn, Ia soaI
vonr yicLs in y;neaar ] and DIV hefora nsin1 5U%A
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Cesar used to say that 10 music was so
charming IN ms ears as the requests OF his
friends But ne never had his mother-in-
law meet MN at the door OF MS own house,
WIN poker ana voice th't would start!e
base VOL ana request MIN 10 wipe oil his
oasty OLD Ooots.
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