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The following are the New Yo,E scot quotations
l3-lbc; low mddliug, 81 Sc; mddIins. G2lc; good
inlddl Dg. lOisc; miullIHg far, IL l3 lbc. At
1885. Guile >: 80, firm; 2l5, firm; 4:ib, firm.
Sties. 1855 bales. Contracts, 100 bales. stock,
Tine following Is the latest New York telegram of
futures:
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Saturday, March I5, 1929.

within legal hours. the following described property
situated IN the city OF Memphis NOV Taxing-DIs-
tricU, Shelby county, Tennessee, to-wit The east
One-halt OF that certain town lot In South Memphis
lying on the north side of Vance street of the
bayou, known as the NJ GabbeTt lot OF property and
being part or lot No. f. In block No 49, on the plan
OF south Memphis; said east half fronting on Vance
street about II feet - Iiiyhcs, od summing back be-
tween parallel lines 200 feet. "
Terms of Sale-On a credit of & and - months
purchaser to execute notes with approved security
lien retained, etc.
This February -, 1879.
r. J. BLACK, Clerk and Masta-
Hanson & Estes. and WeatbeTford Il GiIham Aires
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trustees Sale.

| 7 DER ard by virtue of deed of trust executed
- 70 me by Mary L. Shields on the 22d day Of
January, 1915, rs appears of record IN book g. page
Alb. of the Registers oice of Fayette county, Ten
neSsee, and also in deed book 80, page 800. in the
office OF the chanceTy clerk of Marshall county, Mis-
stsslpp, the indebtedness therein secured not hav
Ing been paid Will, at the request of the bene-
hcaFtls-
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Legislative C0uuetI.

LEGISLATIVE COUNCIL TO ELECT OFFICERS.
Sec. Is. 1t shall be the duty of the Legislative
Council, as soon alter every general election prac
ticbe, or whenever vacancy occurs to elect or ap-
point all district officers gents which they are a-
thOrized by ordinance or otherwise to appoint or
elect.
REGULAR MEETINGS OF THE LEGISLATIVE
COUNCIL.
Sec. 49, There shall be stated or regular meetings
of the Legislative Council the first Wednesday OF
each month, and all called sessions of the same
shall be at the instance of the President of the
Board of Fire and Police Comm issOneEs.
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Sec. 8. No person shall foreStaIl the market BIZ
buying during market hours any article commonly
sofa III market for the purpose of selling the same
again, nor snail any person offer any such articles
for sale in the District during market hours except
at one OF the stands stalls provided that pur
pose IN or near the maTkethouseS; and all cOmbina
tons 10 influence in any way the prices of articles
offered In the market shall be unlawful.
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TO CoUNTERsIGN WARRANTS.

Sec. %. Ii shall be the duty of the President of
the Board OF Fire and Police Commissioners to
countes1gn all warrants drawn upon the Trustee for
accounts and claims, when such warrant specifies
the date OF issue, tine name of the person to whom
payable, and the fund to which It shall be charged
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STALLS NOT RENTED BY THE YEAR.

Sec z. Stalls and stands not rented by the year
shall be rented by the MarketmaSter from day TO
day, Inside stalls at fifty ceAts each, aud outside
stalls at twenty-five cents each provided that to par
Lles occupying stalls only on Saturdays the rates
snail be double and persons selling at the markets
from carts ana other vehicles shall pay twenty-five
cents each. Parties selling from stands outside the
mdrkethouSe shall pay twenty-five cents Zach.
FORESTAJJING, THE MARKETS
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CHANCERY SALES

Ciiancery sale Of Real Estate.
No. 500. R(2).-Chsncery Court Of shelby county,
q McDade ct al, vs.. J. A. Anderson, administrator
ct al.
10y virtue of an inteTlocutoTy decree for sale en-
ID tered In the above causes on the 23d day Of
November, 1874, in NJ. B. (2), page IL 1, and re-
newed July 3, 1873 VI. B. 81, page 5S4, will sell.
at public auction to the highest bidder front of
the Clerk and Masters ofice Courthouse building
corner Main and Poplar streets, Memphis NOV Tax
ing District. Tennessee. on
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10 NOTIFY THE ATTORNEY OE SI-Irs

Sec "a. When any process or notice shall be served
on the President of the Board OF Fire and Police
Commissioners, III any legal proceeding against the
District, or In which the District party he shall
Immediately deliver the same, Or sufficient notice
thereof to the Attorney In order that the same mar
be attended TO.
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Receipts Yesterday,

Dyersburg-202 bales cotton, is bags seed-cotton,
$40 sacks eottOn-seed, 20 barrels OIL lot sundres
Hard Cash brought out Of White river 43O bales
cotton, bags seedcOtton, 40 sacks cotton-seed is
pkgs sunCTies.
City of YicksbuTg-6O0 barrels -four 30 sacks corn
bales cotton, bags seduction, coops Chickens
Belle ST. Louls-2g00 barrels -four and meal IS5
casks bacon, 800 pieces bulk meat, 459 sacks corn
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WE have this Gay associated ourselves under the
w firm name OF q BAUM q CO., for the pur-
pose of continuing the business of Wholesale Liquor
nd Cigar Dealers in this city. We respectfully solicit
the patronage OF the former customers OF Baum d
Hurst, and the trade generally. u BAUM 4 co.
No. 35S Main street Memphis
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Sec %. 1t shall be the duty of the President of
the Board OF Fire and Police Commissioners, from
time to time. to make reports 10 the legislative
Council touching the condition of the public insti-
tutions OF the city and to recommend measures for
inn lrrNuArt narnt
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EDUCATIONAL.
MEDICAL.

Pr PRESCRIPTION FREE
ENoR THE SPEEDY CURE of Seminal Weakness
Il Lost Manhood and all disorders brought on BY
indiscretiOn or excess. Any druggist has the ngre
dents. DR.. JAQUES & CO.,
130sWeSt Sixth street. Cincinnati
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Attorney.

SECTION l. The Attorney shall be a licensed
lawyer and shall have resided In the District for at
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DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP

rTNHE firm of BAUM & HURST has this cay been
L dissolved by mutual consent B. Hurst retiring,
q. Baum assumes all the liabilities OF the late firm,
and is alOns authorized TO collect outstanding assets
a. BAUM,
MEMPHIS, February Il, 1879 Zen HUHsT.
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Sec Ii. Bread and other articles offered for sale
In the market by weight without being weighed in
the p esenee OF the purchasers, shall be examined
by the MaTketmasteT, and IL the parcels be found
lighter than represented by the vender thsy shall be
forfeited and sold at auction by the MaTketmaster
for the benefit of the District.
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TO KEEP ACCOUNTS OF RI
CEIPTS-

Sec. II. The MarketmdSteTs shall keep an exact
account OF al moneys received by them In the exc
Gution OF this ordinance, and pay the same to the
trustee, reporting the names he collects from. the
numbers OF the stalls occupied by those from whom
ne collects, and the amount collected from each
person They shall also make report of their Of
fetal transactions to the Legislative Council AT the
hrst meeting OF the same every month.
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Chanter 20.
Chapter go.
AN ACT transferring appeals from Perry county to
Approved February 20, 1879.
AIREA u 8 N vi

ALBERT 5. MARKS. Governor.
{, Charles N. Gibbs. Secretary of the State of Ten
DesSee, certify that the above Is correct copy OF an
act of the Assembly of the State OF Tennessee. the
original OF which is on file in my Office.
CHAS n. GIBBS. Secretary Of State
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INSTALLATION OF OFFICERS.

Sec. 25. The President Of the Board of Fire and
Police Commissioners shall, Immediately after any
election for President of the Board of Fire and Po
Ice Commissioners, issue his proclamation or no.
tice convening the Legislative Council on Saturday
succeeding such an election, for the purpose
Of President of the Board of Fire and
Police Commissions rs and members of the
legislative Council elect; and the members of the
Legislative Council, when so convened. shall pro-
coed to ascertain from the polbOOEs of the several
wards, who have been elected, and give notice TO the
persons elected that on Tuesday following said Sat
urday some other day to be designated they will
be Installed into Office.
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II. p. FOWLKES.
Speaker OF the House OF Representatives.

II ~ o 10.
ALBERT S. MARKS. Governor
l. Charles N Gibbs, Secretary Of state of the State
Of Tennessee certify that the above is correct copy
of an act of the General Assembly Of the State OF
Tennessee, the original OF which Is on file in my Of
flee. CHAS n. GIBBS. Secretary Of state
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Sec 10 1t shall be the duty of the Slarketmasters
at their own expense, and without additional charge
10 Inc District, TO keep all hogs, cattle and dogs
running at large, goats and other ANNALS, out of
thelf respective markethouseS during market hours;
70 have same swept and cleaned of al rubbish and
litter al least once day, and often as necessary;
10 require all tenants and occupants of stalls keep
the same clean and in good order and to see that
all litter and NTH IS kept removed from said mar
kethouses and the vclnlties thereof. Every day at
the close OF market hours they shall that occu-
piers or stalls stands tables, etc. leave said stands
stalls. tables. etc. in Il clean and neat condition;
and II any shall not be so LETT neat and clean the
Occupler thereof shall be fined as in other cases
OF misdemednOr, and said stalls, stands or tables
shall be made clean by the Marketmasters at the
cost of the lessee.
, 1879-08-28
SAN FRANCISCO PRODUCE MARKET
SAN Francisco, Aug. 20.
FIRST DISPATCH.

SAN Francesca, Aug. 90,
FIRST DISPATCH.
WHEAT-Quiet, the demand is for choice.
BARLEY-Demand Is for choice brewing.
Chevalier feed sold at 70c
CORN-Nominally unchanged.
WOOL-Market about bare of stocks.
SECOND DISPATCH.
OATS-Good Oregon feed sold at 81 40.
Stocks Of fair to good are accumulating, but
choice are reduced. Demand is for choice.
BUTTER-Choice fresh roll to extra
choice, soc. .. r..
EGGS California, 2316@35c.
WOOL--The revived spurt has cleared
and one small clip of choice valley brought
qua and Humboldt.
Receipts for past "a hours-l0, 900 Or SKIS
flour, 5000 ctls wheat, 200 ctls oats, 1900
SKIS potatoes, $500 dozen eggs.
Freights and charters-Br bark Cormo-
rant reported chartered at Sos for U. X; Br
ship Fiji. for Liverpool, but doubtful; Am
bark Thomas Fletcher, reported taken to
load dyewood at o Central American port
for Liverpool. Good ships are freely held.
Heavy fogs retard arrivals of many ships
nearly due. a better demand Is expected
next week. The market hinges on fogs and
demand
PHILADELPHIA MARKETS.
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 20.
WOOL--Firmer, and there is an improved
demand for Colorado at 20(G25c for hne and
medium aud 35@37c for extra and Merino
pulled.
CHICAGO MARKETS.
CHICAGO, Aug. 20.
WHEAT-s59s s@S62 paid for September.
BACON Short rib sides, 81 65.
PORK-$8 31a2 paid for September.
LARD-$5 62h paid for September.
NEW YORK MARKETS.
New YORK, Aug. 90
WHEAT-Strong.
FLQUR-Steady.
WOOL-Steady
HIDES-Quiet at 20@20%c.
Whale and sperm oil, quiet.
ENGLISH COTTON MARKET.
LIVERPOOL, Aug. 20.
COTTON-Active and tirmer. Uplands,
6 GIG, Orleans, 8 11-16
, 1879-08-28
English wheat Market.

LONDON, August 90 = Floating cargoes,
firm,
CargOes on passage and for shipment,
dull.
Mark Lane, iirner.
Quotations OF good cargoes off coast $50
lbs, sea damage for sellers account, less
usual 2H per cent commission: Med. Ch.
or Mil, AS: Red Winter, 4Gs Cd; Gala,
500 lbs, AIS
Good shipping Gala. wheat on passage,
per 500 bs, Queenstown for orders, just
shipped or to he promptly shipped, 46s;
nearly due, 4Ga Cd; Oregon for shipment,
47s(g47s Cd.
Fair average Chicago or Milwaukee, for
shipment during present month and follow
ing one, per 4S0 bs, Am. terms, Ais.
Imports of wheat into u X, during past
week, 800, O,0O0@ 600 qrs.
Imports Of flour into u K. during past
week, 1G0, GOGGLES, 900 bbls.
Weather in England, wet.
LIVERPOOL, August 20.-Wheat, on spot,
quiet but steady.
Red Winter, 9s.
White Michigan, 9s sd.
No. | standard, 9s Cd. No. 2 standard.
9s 4d.
Red An. Spring, No. to No 2, shipping,
per GENITAL, Z, lld@Ss Sd.
, 1879-08-28
Josh Billingsisns.

II young man hain't got we'll
balanced head | like to see him part his
hair in the middle.
don't take any foolish chances. If
| wuz called upon to mourn over dead
mule should stand in front ov him and
do mi weeping
There is no man so poor but that he
kan afford to keep one dog, and have
seen them so poor that they could afford
to keep three.
say to , thirds on the rich people
in this world make the most on your
money, for it makes the most you. Hap
py thought.
/ never argy agin II success when l
see rattlesnaix's he'd sticking ou5 of a
whole. | bear off to the left and say to
miself that hole belongs to that snaix.
The infdel argys just as bull duz
chaned to post. He bellows and saws,
but he don't get loose from the post, i
notiss. Not much.
l thank the Lord that there is one
thing in this world that money kant
buy, and that IL the wag ov dogs tail
notiss one thing, the man who rides
on the kars every day is satisfied with
one seat, but he who rides once a year
wants four.
The man whom you kant get to write
poetry or tell the truth until you git
him haff drunk, aint worth the invest
ment.
Whenever i see q real handsum
woman engaged in the wimmin's rights
bizzness, l am going to take off mi hat
and jine the processhun. See If don't
, 1879-08-28
The Honey Bee,

The honey bee is model of neatness
as well as of industry. The infallible
instinct of the insect enables it to select
only the most delicious nectar produced
In the grand laboratory of nature. Bees
are inpatient of any disagreeable odor,
and are enraged if any impure or decay
ing matter is brought in proximity to
their hive. Bees sometimes 60 three
miles from the apiary in search of honey.
Whenever the bee obtains load OF
nectar, it at once rises into the air at a
certain altitude, apparently takes its
bearing, and then starts in n perfectly
Straight direction for the hive. This
constitutes the true and original "bee
line"
Bees are short-lived, their average ex-
lstence being about six weeks. This ap-
plies onl ly to the workers. The queens
live much longer, enjoying the preroga-
tlves of royalty. The drones are male
insects, and, having fulfilled their mis-
SION, either suffer violent death or are
driven out of the hive by the workers.
AS working bees are necessary, and have
no share in paternal duties or obligations
save to provide food for their predeces-
ssors; and as the bees that gather honey
IN the early part of the Summer never
I'VE n to enjoy it during the following
Winter, their universal industry seems
70 be characterized by the purest unself-
ishness.
, 1879-08-28
Home Produce Market.

The following quotations represent the wholesale
rates from producers or tirSt hands
FIOUR-Quotabc III iobbiug lots att Standard brands,
81 75G$5 90; best country brands, - OO@S4 75.
supertne, IS 00@S3 75
W0oL-valley, l56g20; Umpqua, 9l@22; Eastern ore.
gun, l4@l7c. Very choice OF Valley, Cmpqua and
Eastern oregon command an advance on these
terms.
81 %: " ALA Walla from 2lGt5 cts. less.
POTATOES QuOtable at g0cCtSl 90 per 100 hs, as to
description and quality.
MIpDLINGs--J -Jobbing at feed, S2oas25; fine, S25@
s27t y ton.
BRAN-Jobbng at per ton, Sl5
OATS-Feed, per cental, 81 lOMsl 10; choice shade
higher.
BACUN-Sides, s@9c; hams, lO@lac: shoulders, G@7c.
HAY--Timothy baed, buying AZ Sl0dSl2 per ton;
weak.
LARD-ln kegs none; new in tins, 9@l0c.
BUyTERiWe quote choice dairy at 25c; good fresh
roll, 2O@22lc; ordinary, l5ellsc, whether brine or
solid; common, l2ldl5c; market steady; California
fresh roll, 22l@25
GREEN FRUTrS--Apples, good TO choice, j0c@sl per
box; Lines, $lg.I 80 per box; Oranges - 5O@si
per 100.
DRIED FRUITS Apples; sun dried, 415c; machine
dried Case. Pears, machine dried, 79Sc. Piums,
machine dried, l5Glse: pitted, lO@isc; with pits,
no sale.
EGGS-22lc per dozen.
PoULTRY-Hens and roosters, sj@iG; chickens So 70
ass so.
CHEEsE-oIegon, lO3l2lc; California, iO@l5c,
H0GS-Dressed Sc; on foot, &c.
BEEF-Live weight, 2ld3Ac, for good to choice.
SHEEP Live weight, 2l@3lc.
HlDESQuotable at l34@l4lc for all over 10 bs, one
third Of for under that also onethird oil for eulls
TALLoW-Q QuOtable at hGt53c
, 1879-08-28
Trunk Space and the Sexes.

Mr.. Bowerman and wife left for the
country yesterday. One could tell that
their trunks We're not over half full, as
they were pitched into the baggage car
with crash. They began packing a
week ago. When the subject was
broaohed he said he preferred to pack
his own trunk, and he didn't propose to
take whole month to do it, either, All
he intended to take along was an extra
suit, and he could throw that in most
any way. Night before las ne began
work. 1t strnck him that he had better
put in an extra pair of boots as a foun-
dation and he flung 'em in and braced
'em in the corners with his clean shirts.
The shirts didn't seem to ride very well
and he braced them with two pairs of
trousers. Then he stuffed his Sunday
coat pockets with collars and cuffs and
found place for it, used his white vest
for "chinking," and the balance of his
clothing just fitted in nicely,
''The man who takes over ten minutes
to pack his trunk is a dolt !" said Mr..
Bowerman, as he slammed down the lid
and turned the key.
Mrs. Bowerman had just been at it
seven days and seven nights, and when
the husband went upstairs at 10 o'clock
she sat down before the open trunk with
tears in her eyes,
"You see how it is" she explained as
he looked down upon her in lofty con,
tempt, I've got only one part Of my
dresses here saying nothing of thous-
and other things, and even now the lid
won't shut down. I've got such head
ache l must lay down for a few min
utes."
She went away to lop and Mr.. Bow
ermon sat down and mused:
"Space is space. The use Of space is
in knowing how to utilize it."
Removing Everything he began un
packing He found that a silk dress
could be rolled to the size of quart
Jug A freshly starched lawn was made
to take the place of pair Of slippers.
Her brown bunting fitted into niche
she had reserved for three handkerchiefs
and her best bonnet was turned bottom
up in It's box and packed full of under
clothing. He sat their viewing sufficient
empty space to pack in a whole bed
when she returned and said he was the
only real good husband in this world,
and kissed him on the nose as he turned
the key.
"1t's simply the difference between
the sexes" was his patronizing reply as
he went down stairs to turn on the
burglar alarm.
When that wife opened that trunk
last night! But screams and
shrieks would avail nothing, Detroit
Free Press.
, 1879-08-28
General Merchandise.

IlCE-Market quoted at China mixed, 59dG; Japan,
6i@7i Sandwich Island, 7ld7i.
CoFFEE-Costa Rca, lGlal7lc; Jaya, 25c; Rio, none;
Guetamaa, 16l@l7c.
TEASING quote Japan in fowered boxes 35@i0c; La
quered boxes, 45a50c; paper, SO@379c.
UGARS-Sandwich Island, 7!@9c; Golden c, in b6ls
alc hi bbls stc Crushed bbls 10ic, hf bbls, 103c;
pulverized bbls lie, hf bbs lllc; Granulated bbls
l0c, hf bbls 10lc,
SYRUPSQuotable at Ale in bbs, Joe in hfs, and 55c
in kegs.
SARDINES-Qr boxes, 81 80; hf boxes, S2J@S
YEAST POWDER-Donnelly, 10000 y gross; Dooley,
2Ja22c y gross; Preston & Merrill, dc . gross,
WINES-Sherry, foreign in blk, 81 $685. IN cs, S7@So.
Sherry, domestic in blk, 81 50@2 so; in cs, 81 80
@S6.
Port, foreign in blk, 50 5Oas7; in cs, s7@s9.
Port, domestic in blk, 81 5OGs2; in cs "a bo@s6.
Angelica, domestic in blk, 81 5OG2 90; in cs, 81 80
GCSG
Auscatel, domestic in blk, 81 75as2 10.
Rcsling, domestic in blk, 81 50aS2 co.
SonOma White, domestic in blk, 81 0CaSl %; in cs,
- 00a25 CO..
Claret foreign in blk, 81 5oa32 co. in cs, 81 5OaSS
Claret, domestic in blk 75c; in cs, s3laSil. IL
CANDLES-Emery, 124c; Pick & Shovel, ljc; lIark
ness, 20!c; Grant, l5c; wax. 2lc.
, 1879-08-28
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL
PORTLAND, August @, 1875.

TVKTLlNNi NusUaN ~ 4-Io'
Legal tenders IN Portland, buying, par, ami selling
at par.
discount 10 par
Coin exchange on New York. per cent. premium.
Coin exchange OF san Francisco, par 10 per cent.
Tcegraphic transfers on New York, per cent. pre-.
, 1879-08-28

One day Billy and Sammy were play
ing by mud hole and Billy said; "Now,
Sammy, let's play We was barnyard;
you be the pig, and lie down and woller,
and I'd BE- bull and beller like every
thing" SO they got down on their
hands and knees, and Sammy he went
into the dirt and wallowed, while Billy
beloved like distant thunder. By-and-
by Sammy he came up muddy-you
never saw such a muddy little fellow
and he said "Now, you'll be the pig,
and let me beller." But Billy he said;
81 amt very good pig, except for din
ner, and it'll be time enough for you to
beller when yer mother sees yer close.
, 1879-08-28

How can you tell when you meet an
artlsts" asked lady of a wretch. "Oh,
It's easel-y DONE" was the reply.
, 1879-08-28

One man asked another why his beard
was so brown and his hair so white.
Because" he replied, Zone is twenty
wears Younger than the other"