Litchfield enquirer., 1879-08-07
CLIPPINGS.


 horse were green packers & s- --- A. The saying, 'the better the day the better the deed, doesn't apply to conveyance of T property on Sunday. ,...... .,.5l
 "People never cough after taking my medi- cine" advertises a Pennsylvania doctor. Is it so fatal as thatp 3ii af '-. The foundation for the meanest man is laid when small boy turns the worm. hole in an apple for his companion to bite from. a'''' .,, When Jones' the restaurant man. returned from his two months vacation in the country his friends spoke of him as rusty caterer,
 A little girl on Pearl street wanted to know the name of that thing the boy "squshes' the music out of, and was enlightened accordingly. It is great piece of folly for man to be always ready to meet trouble half way If he would put all the journey on trouble, he might never meet it at all. t,s IEI
 At Coney Island, anyway, we know what the wild waves are saying They are remark ing: "Fofty cents plate for clans, and three bad ones to the dozen."
 There are over 1000, 900 Sunday school scholars in this country, yet when one small boy climbs over the back fence on the Lords day he is quickly missed.
 That MT. Corbin dislikes the Jews leads the Philadelphia Times to say ''So did Phara- Oh whose remains when last heard from were at the bottom of the Red Sea-. --..,--.....r.. aAmanl in Kentucky a awsasbftten by rattle snake recently, and was given aquart of whis- keYln consequence. @Hissfrst words on re- ceseFy were, want to be bit again ''s aa'''@a
 Texas may notGpay las much attention to higher education as some of her, sister states, but when it comes to. teaching young ideas how to shoot with neatness and dispatch, she is concededly without a rival 2!a2 1ol pIaH i He wasa disgnsted heyss He had exercised great caution and had fnalIy5 succeeded in craw ling. unobserved, under the canvas into thetent. And he found it was not circus. but revival meeting inprogress.z <sa Ty2 2 Tuor-Yo writing is SO wretched sir that can't make anything hut of it. How have you rendered Ctgsarts 50ne legess Sub freshman-Why. ''The bony legs of Casar. /" believe, sir. (Small earthquake.)
 Professor-Gentlemen, I will give you a list of works on history that you may like to resd during the summer months, I suppose you have not planned any course of reading for vacation Twenty-two sophs. We'll, yes, sir we were going to pursue this terms matf- ematics. % es 1s .
 Since the advent of green apples and skelel ton peaches, the blthesome undertaken has lifted the mortgage on his house. given hi. hearsea q fresh coat of varnish, and bought his wife and daughter new Dolly Warden dresses
 Seventeen persons were poisoned by drink ing lemonade at picnic at Lanesboro, Minn. the other day. Some scoundrels must have put some lemons and sugar in it. In making picnic lemonade care should be taken to have it composed of only two ingredients-watel and bucket.
 A pair of scissors was lost, and the little one suggested that a prayer be said, asking that they might be found. There was, however $ lurking consciousness that there ought toIbe $ combination of prayer and work, so the youth falphllosopher said .p' Now, mother, Pm tir ed splnl ppy while you hunt" KNf
 A party of Baptist clergymen were blue iishing OH Martha's Vineyard the other day question arose as to whether a certain spec lmen was really bluefsh. 'sWe call 'em Baptists" said a native fisherman The Ban tlst clergymen rather eagerly asked why Case they spile SC, soon arter they're taker 'sout Q the water. !" 9Ia {.
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