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worth I knew nothing. How it went

worth knew nothing. How it went I
hardly knew; but woke one morning to
find myself poorer than the lowest clerk in
the establishment that my father bu ut
up with so much care and labor; but which
has now passed into the hands of strang-
ers. My fair weather friends. who had
helped spend my money, urging me to
every conceivable folly and extravaganza,
left as soon as they found there was no
more to spend. l knew nothing about get
ting money by honest work, but money I
must have; SO turned my attention to
the various ways Of getting money with
out work. The rest needs no telling.'
Here the warden entered; and with his
heart somewhat cheered and strengthened
by Mr.. Palmer's whispered words of en-
couragement and sympathy, Jackson re-
turned to his dreary task.
The warden now took them around
through the various work shops, cells, etc.,
kindly explaining to Walter all that he
did not understand.
When they visited the shoe-shop, Wal
ter saw Jackson sitting there among the
rows of busy, silent men, net one Of whom
dared to1Aft his eyes as they passed by.
How many of these men, )" inquired
Mr.. Palmer sas they returned to the Of
fee, s.hayei been trained to any useful
trade or business?'' se, =
"Notp one in ten, !" was the reply. IS :.
The spirited bays, in their glittering
harness, were champing their bits and
tossing their heads impatiently outside the
high walls;. and Walter experienced
feeling Of relief as be found himself once
more out in the pure, sweet air and bright
sunshine. ,t gs.sa - Is, - 's-a
GLOW dreadful itsmust be to have to live
in such a place as that!" he said, as reach.
ing an eminence. he gave a backward
glance at the building which looked so
grim and solitary in the distance,
ut is the necessity thatis dreadful, nay
son. Miserable as these men are, they
are happier there, where they, are obliged
to be orderly and Industrious, though only
through the fear Of punishment, than if
they were allowed to follow, unrestrained-
ly, the devices of their foolish and evil
hearts, ~
i There was silence for some minutes.
Then Mr.. almer said: h
! "You asked me question, yesterday
Walter, and this is my answer; a better
answer than any words can frame. The
world calls me rich man, and SO am. 1
am able Co afford you many advantages,
all the opportunity you can ask for moral
and mental culture, but 1 am not, never
shall be rich enough to afford to have you
idle. Strange as it may, sound, am too
rich to afford it. I have mill with in
dustrious operatives, whose living from
week to week depends. on its skilful and
prudent management. I have housessfull
of tenants, whose health and comfort de-
pend largely upon whether their lord is a
just and faithful man, These and other
interests may some day he intrusted to
you. Many father has learned, to his
sorrow, that to have his boys idle is some
thing that rich men cannot afford to do
II think will 60 to school Monday,
father" was Walters only response to
this.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05
Blushing and Turning Pale.

Blushing is occasioned by sudden dila-
ton of the small blood vessels, which form
a fine network beneath the skin, and when
they admit an increased volume Of blood,
cause the surface to appear suffused with
color. Blanching is the opposite state in
which the vessels contract and squeeze out
their blood so that the skin is seen of its
bloodless hue. The change effected in the
size of the vessels is brought about by an
instantaneous action of the nervous sys-
tenn. This action may be induced by a
thought, or, unconsciously, by the opera
ton Of Impressions producing the phenom-
enon habituallY.
In word, blushing may becomes habit,
and is then beyond the control of the wills
except in so far as the will can generally,
If not always, conquer any habit. 1t is
almost always useless and certainly seldom
worth while,,to strive to cure habit of
this class directly. The most promising
course is to try to establish new habit
which shall destroy the one it is desired to
remedy. For example, if blushing is. as
generally happens, associated with self
consciousness, we must establish the sway
Of the will over that part of the nervous
system which controls the size of the YES
sells by calling up a feeling opposed to self
consciousness. 1t is through the mind
these nerves are Influenced.
I Then influence them in a contrary di-
rection by antagonizing the emotion asso-
ciated with blanching. Thus, if the feel
lug which causes the blushing be expressi-
BILE by the thought, "Here am I in false
and humiliatlng POSITION" oppose, or, still
better, anticipate and prevent, that
thought by thinking, ''There, you are dar-
ing to pity or feel contempt for another
Avoid going to think who that s'other'' is,
because the aim must be to eliminate self.
Constitute yourself the champion of some
one, any one and every body, who may be
pitied and the ever jealous and indignant
foe OF those who presume tc pity.
Most persons who blush with self-con-
seriousness blanch with anger, and this ar
tificial state of mock anger will soon
blanch the face enough to prevent the
blush It only requires practice in the
control of the emotion and the production
of particular states at will-the sort Of ex-
pertness acquired by actors and actresses
to secure control OF these surface nhenom-
ena. Blushing and blanching are antaoo-
| nistic states, and may be emnloved to
counterfeit each other, control of the nhvs.
ical state of the blood vessels being Obtain
| ed through the emotions with which they
are associated. -L0ndon Lancet.
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po,etrp.,
The Bearer Dead.

.
The Bearer Dead.
You mourn for the dead you co.
Clad in your robes of woe,
To the spot where they sleep
And you weep
: Such bitter tears, and there
You strew flowers, fresh and fair;
You place white stone at the head,
Where craven with sculptor's art,
a Weread the Sorrow Of your heart,
And the dear name OF your dead,
But there are dearer dead you know
Not the bitterest woe
Till you close the eager eyes
OF sweet young hope, and mournful wise
Cross the pallid hands of love,
And sorrowing bend above
The ashes and dust
OF love, honor and trust,
For these are the dearer dead.
All! those other dead; who dare
Robes of mourning for dead hopes wear?
Who bids stone arise
To tell where dead love lies?
When did ever mourner say
Help me bury these dead away?
The funeral trains men do not see;
They move silently
Down to the heart where the grave is made,
Where the dead is laid,
No flowers are strewn there,
No moan is heard there,
No ritual is said IA
Over their dead.
Hidden away from sight
The grave lies low,
But the solemn silent night,
That doth know.
And it seeth ever the white
Face of our woe.
You are happy who mourn for your dead,
By the side of graves kept green
BY the tears you shed,
Who can lean
; Lovingly where they sleep
Pray for those who in secret weep
The dearer dead.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

GARBAGE SALAD.-Shave the cabbage
fine and keep it in a mound in the salad
bowl and pour mayonnaise dressing over
the top. When done it should be very
thick, and may be thinned to the proper
consistency with rich sweet cream. This
makes delicious dressing for cold slaw
and is very nice for lettuce or celery.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

BAKED MAcARoNI.-Lay quart bowl
full of macaroni in cold water and let it
soak half an hour; then put it into deep
bakingdish; add one pint Of rich milk.
one.quarter of pound of butter, one tea
spoonful of salt. Cut the macaroni in
small pieces and CRATE plenty of cheese
over the top. Bake light brown.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

GREEN CORN PUDD1NG.-Twelve ears
of green corn, grated, one quart OF sweet
milk, three tablespoonful Of butter, three
of sugar and three eggs; bake in a butter
ed dish until 1t begins to thicken, then it
is done; put the batter in last on top and
it will bake nice and brown,
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

CRAcKERs.-Crackers should be kept
in close tin box, and, if possible, in
dry place. Even thus kept, however, they
soon acquire rather stale taste, which
may be entirely recti6ed by putting them
into moderately heated oven, and letting
them remain long enough to brown and be-
come crlsp.-They will taste as if just
baked, and are especially grateful to the
palate Of an invalid If thus restored to
their normal condition. es
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

OF NEW YORK, SAYS:-
rs Few diseases exist that cannot be relieved by re-
etering tina Liver to its normal functions and for
thispurposs no remedy has ever been invented that
has q happy an effect as TUFTS PILIS."< tzse
/. SOLD EVERYWHERE, PRICE rs CENTS. =
O0ce IS Murray Street, New York.
M. - Dr.TUTTS MANUAL of Valuable Infor-
mation and Useful Receipts . will be mailed fires
on application. 50 81
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

OIL STAINS OUT OF WHITE CLOTH
Make strong solution of borax water
one tablespoonful powdered borax to
pint of boiling water; place the cloth on
clean board or table, and rub the oil stains
we'll, using a clean brush dipped into the
solution; it the spots are of long standing,
very little soap may be used with the
borax water, using the brush for that pur-
pose; then rub dry with clean soft cloth.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

IRISH WH1sKs.-One egg, one cup SUI
gar, two-thirds cup melted butter, one-haf
teaspoonful of saleratus, little nutmeg
mix stiff enough to roll in small cakes
bake.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1879-09-05

GINGER SNAPs.-Take two eggs, one
cup brown sugar, two cups molasses, one
cup heaping full Of lard, little salt; beat
well together; set upon the stove until it
boils; add two tablespoonful of ginger
and soda, covered with four tablespoonful
OF boiling water; mix soft; roll thick for
cookies, or mix stiff and roll thin for snaps
They are delicious.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
MINOR DISPATCHES.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Dec. 6.-S. &
A. Rosenbaum and S. A. & A.
Rosenbaum have made an assigns
ment. These firms do business in
Louisville, Winchester and Paducah.
Liabilities of the former firm, $24,-
325; of the latter, $22,671.
MONTGOMERY, ALA, Dec. g.
The stockholders of the South and
North Alabama Railroad elected FL.
Victor Newcombe, of Louisville,
President.
OIL City, Pa, Dec. 6.-The
Buffalo express, leaving Pittsburg
last evening, ran into land slide
two miles below here, and the en-
gine was turned into the river and
eight coal cars were crushed. The
passengers in the rear cars escaped
without injury. The fireman, Arr
thur Simpson, was crushed in the
wreck.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
Our Goods are always sold
at the Lowest Prices.
Real Estate Transfers.

The following are the real estate
transfers regiatered in the Office OF the
County Court Clerk, during the past
week:
Mary A. Braine to Jas. w. FIenni-
ken, lot in Knoxville, 5000
John Wilson and wife to James
Bates, "a acres i'll Is b dist, $500.
Elijah Anderson and wife to Geo
Gailaher and wife, land in 11th dist, +,
exchange.
George Galiaher and wife to Elijah
Anderson and wife, land in 11th dist. 4,
exchange.
Jas. Comfort and wife to G. NJ.
McGhee, lot in Knoxville, $500
JAS. ComfOrt and wife to Amelia a
Burr. lot in Rockville, $500
j. f. Deaderick. G ERIK, to Martin
Shea, 29& acres, in the II dist,
So $50.
Letcher Lawson and wife to J. G.
NJ. Ramsey, l acre in 2nd dist, 500.
B.. J. Stephenson and wife to Letcher
Lawson and wife, land in 14:h dist. 4,
$500.
VIM. Coffman and wife to s. 81.
George, house aud los in Knoxville,
So, 700.
w. 8. Bradley to w. 7. Osborne, lot
in Knoxville, 81 200
Samuel 3. Boyd to G g. McCarty
and M. A. Wood, 233 acres iii 2ad dis
trict, 500.
N. 2. Welcker to Lookout Water
Company, lots IN Chattanooga, $500.
James Kennedy and wife TO James
Heaton, so acres in 9Th district, $500.
M. M. Armstrong to Abram Maxey
l acre in 13 h district, $40.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
FOREIGN NEWS.

LONDON, Dec. 6>-The news from
the Continent is delayed by snow
storms.
A Paris dispatch reports that NJ.
Lervyor, Minister Of Justice, has
announced his intention to resign
from the Cabinet, as he does not
consider the recent vote has consol-
idated it.
PARIS, Dec. 6.-The MarseUasse
newspaper has been suspended for
six months. Its manager was sem
fenced to one months imprison-
ment and to pay a fine Of five
thousand francs for publishing the
statemf Mt of NJ. Humbert, in which
he stigmatized the acts of the Yer.
sailles courts martial as "a prosti-
tuition of justice
GENOA, Dec. "A dispatch
states that snow storm which COM
menced there Wednesday continued
tWenty>four hours. Many dis.
asters are reported from the moun-
tains.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
Advertising Notes.

Ramage & Go. have an announce
ment elsewhere for the holiday trade.
They have large and attractive stock,
suitable for Christmas presents, and
those interested will do we'll to ex-
anime it, while on their rounds look
ing up holiday presents. Ofjuvenile
books there is no end, and then all
the nice games. etc. Really they have
nice stock, and you should see it..
They say prices are low, and now is
the time to buy.
Mr.. II. w. Curtis has his card else
where. Mr.. Curtis has the largest and
handsomest stock of goods in his line
he has ever carried. and purchasers
will have no trouble in making suita-
BILE selections for presents. He has a
large stock of gold and silver watches,
ladies gold watches, rings, all kinds
Of handsome sets, silver, and silver
plated ware aud any number of ar
ticles suitable for the holiday trade,
AMI he says he wilt sell them cheap.
Give him a call.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
OHIO.

CINCINNATI, Dec. 5.-Wm. B.
Forwood, President of the Chamber
of Commerce, Of Liverpool, Eng
land, was introduced on Change
to-day, and made a short address,
in which he said he had made an
extensive tour of the cotton States,
and thought it was somewhat haz>
ardous to attempt to estimate the
cotton crop Of this country. He
was satisfied that the increase this
year would be between two and
three hundred thousand bales. He
was glad to say it had been pro-
duced cheaper than usual, and was
being gathered, packed and shipped
in much better order than ever be-
fore. He congratulated the city on
its enterprise in building the road
to the South, and the whole country
on its prosperity.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
General maFke ct.

NEW YORK, Dec.-Soutkern flour
steady and very quiet; common to fair
extra, $6 00a6 80; good to choice do,
$6 40A7.874 Wheat, 1c better on
winter; active speculative business
mainly in No. 2 red for January and
February; ungraded winter red, ST. 35a-
so; No 3 do, 81. 41a1. .43; No2 do,
ST 34a1 Al; No. l do, $l.514; mixed
winter, $l.473a1 48. Corn 4a3c better,
trade only moderate; ungraded,
604a63. Oatsra shade stronger, closing
weak; 40. Coffee firm and fairly active.
Sugar dull and wholly nominal; fair
to good refining, 85a98c; prime. 94c;
refined, dull; standard A, 9ga10c;
granulated, 1oBa1Olc; powdered,
1Osa103c; crushed, lO2a104 Molas-
sas quiet and unchanged. Rice steady
with moderate demand. Pork less,
active and lower, spot, 300; middles,
quiet and firm; long clear u; short
clear, Sc; long and short, 75c. Lard
lower and fairly active, closing firm,
at $8.1Oa8 20. Whisky quiet and firm
atSl17
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
TELEGRAPHIC.
A Plot to Rob a New York State
Bank Fooled.
The Virginia General Assembly to
Elect State Officers Tuesday.
MISSOURI.

ST. LOUIS, Dec. 5.--A German
farmer named Henry Dummergan
was killed Wednesday near Horse
Shoe Bend, seven miles north of
this city, by two lions belonging to
the London circus, which escaped
from the cars during the COLI
sion about week ago,
and have since Teen roaming
through the woods in that vicinity.
Yesterday little girl named Lille
Dennis and colored child, name
unknown, were killed by the same
animals. Great excitement pres
walls throughout the southwestern
part of Madison county. The pub>
lie schools are suspended and to-
morrow a large body of men will
start on the hunt for the escaped
beast.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
A REIGN OF TERROR.
Peaceable Elections in Louisiana.

Peaceable Elections in Louisiana.
Special Dispatch to the National Repub-
lican.
New ORLEANS, Dec. 4.-The
almost unanimous sentiment here
is that Spoford has been badly dam
aged by the investigation that has
been CARRIED on here. The Demo
Gratis feel glad that the sitting has
been closed.
The Democratic ticket will be
counted elected. The election in
North Louisiana was farce. In
Madison ex>Sheriff Peck and Arm
strong, Republican leaders, were
hung. Brown, magistrate, was shot
and his head cut off. Exon
gresham Frank Morey, Murrill,
Bobe, Hawkins and twenty other
Republican fugitives are there and at
Vicksburg. In Madison 5000 Re-
publicans were counted $500 Demos
cratic majority VIDI.
The Associated Press sent out
the following on the same subject ):
New ORLEANS, Dec. 4.-The
Observer (Republican organ) pub
fishes a statement received by the
Republican Campaign Committee
from Delta to the effect that Dave
Armstrong was hanged Sunday
night, R. II. Brown, late postmas-
ter, hanged, and ex-Sheriff Peck
whipped and stretched Monday
night, and twenty-five others ran
away from the parish. Terrorism
is complete. The parish has been
counted by 1900 majority for the
Democrats. The Republicans did
not vote.
VIcKsBURG, Dec. 5.-Reports
from the Delta published in the
Observer, and telegraphed from
New Orleans last night are pro
nounced false in every particular
R. II. Brown, the man reported
hanged, was at home at Tallulah,
La, this afternoon, well and hearty
The other cases reported are on E
par with that of Brown. The election
passed off more quietly than ha:
been known for years.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
The water Works Reservoir.

Col. Lockett, the new Water Works
Engineer, with his class, was engaged
yesterday again in making some addi-
tional surveys at the reservoir, which
is being constructed on the Fahne-
stock hill above Mr.. Turley's residence.
The contractor, Lawson Irwin, under
the supervision of Mr.. McDonough,
is making splendid head way on the
excavation, while this good weather
lasts. All parties who have observed
it say that q better location couldn' It
have been found, as for the character
of the soil. 1t works finely, they
havn't struck single rock yet, and
all the indications are that it will be
an excellent place for the bed of the
reservoir
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
LAMAR HOUSE.
marriage Licenses.

The following are the licenses issued
from the County Court Clerks office
during the past week:
Benjamin F. Smith and Mollie K.
Bogart.
Reps Jones and Mary NJ. Pate.
Samuel T. Abbott and Ella DeGroat.
Jesse R.. Norman and Lulu G..
Miller.
John w. She'll and Laura A. Lut-
trell.
Thos. G. EIdridge and Sallie Knaff1.
Linville M. Stair and Margarec
Walker.
Major Moore and Alley Lucas.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07

On motiou, G. F. Youngblood, lamp
lighter, was allO wed sufficient ad-
vance in wages to meet the advance in
coal oil.
A bill for $25, for rock wall built
by Messrs. Eddington & Co., was or
dered paid when the work is done.
Dr.. J. P. Park, City Physician, pre-
sented an ordinance recommended by
the Board of Health, to improve the
method of collecting al-statistics,
and other matters, which was on mo-
ton passed an first reading, and re-
ferred to the Sanitary Committee. DR..
Park also read communication from
the Board Of Health, regarding saDi-
tary matters. Also referred to Sanitary
Committee.
The Mayor read the resignation of
H. b. Branner as member OF the
Water Works Commission, and also q
Trustee of the Sinking Fund. Also
the resignation of Col. A. Terry, as q
member of the Commission. Both
were accepted. ..
Capt. Jno. NJ. Brooks was, by accla.
nation, elected 10 fill one vacancy on
the Commission. DR.. G. Deaderick
| was elected to the other vacancy by
| ACCLAIM alton also.
An election was held to fill the va
cancy in the Board of Trustees, and
DR.. q. Deaderick was chosen by a
unanimous vote.
The Mayor read the resignation of
Pat Shea as Alderman from the 7th
ward, which was accepted.
Pat Mackey was nominated by
Alderman Allison, and Sam. A. Cald~
we'll by Alderman Burrier, as his suc-
cessor- The vote stood Caldwell 7,
Mackey 6, and Mr.. Caldwell was de-
clared elected.
- On motion Of Aldermen Lyons some
one Of the Water Works Commission
ers is requested to attend each meeting
of this Board aud report progress.
DR.. A. P. White was granted per-
| mission to erect frame building in
rear of the Geo. III. Smith corner, in
the fire district.
Alderman McAf fry called attention
to the pigeon nuisance complained of
in the city. Referred to the Fire and
Police Committee.
On motion of Alderman Allison,
Aldermen McAffry, Boyd and Harris
were appointed a committee to inspect
| the Public School buildings with refer
ence to efficient meaDs of egress in
case of panic from fire alarm.
A request of Alderman Irwin for 8
| lamp on Cedar and Clinchlstreets, was
referred to the Gas Committee.
Alderman Patty stated that the cor-
porate authorities of Bristol want to
purchase an engine. On motion he
was requested to post himself and ne
gOtiate a sale of one of the Knoxville
! engines.
Adjourned
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07
NEW YORK.

FLUSHING, L. l., Dec. 6.-Hen>
erickson, alias Gen. Stocker, was
arrested at Hunters Point. yester-
Gay, for attempting to negotiate
forged papers and letters. Subse-
quent developments disclosed the
fact chat he was concerned in going
into a well>made plot to rob the
Flushing and Queens county bank,
by decoying the President and
cashier away, thereby leaving the
bank in charge of one person, who
would have been easily overpowered.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07

We mentioned few days since the
burning of the barn Of Capt. A. J. G..
Robbins, of Scott county, entailing q
loss of about ST. 200. From the Nor.
gan Dispatch We learn that negro,
who was suspected, was arrested, tried
at Huntsville two days after the burn.
ing, and sentenced to Is years in the
penitentary. Swift justice.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07

Hon. L. w. HEATH, of Grand Rap%
ids, Michigan, has been appointed 10
fiji the vacancy in the National Exec
utive Committee, CAUSED by the death
of Senator Chandler. As has been al
ready Announced, this Committee
meets on the 18th inst in Washington.
1t will choose Chairman, Secretary
and the place for holding the next Con.
yentiUn.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07

CINCINNATI, Dec. 6.-Flour, steady
and unchanged. Wheat. strong, 81 %
aI.33. Corn, quiet and firmer. Al y44c.
Oats, strong, S6a383c. Pork, dull and
nominal. Lard, quiet, 7ac asked.
Bulk meats, nominally unchanged.
Bacon, nominally unchanged. Green
meats, quiet and easier but not QUOTA
bly, lower. Whisky, fair demand and
firm, $l.10. Sugar, steady; hards,
lO&a114c; New Orleans. 72a8ac. Hogs,
easier but not quotably lower.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1879-12-07

Hon. JUDAH P. BENJAMIN, Secre-
tary OF State Of the Confederacy,
who went to England at the close of
the war, is about to be elevated TO the
bench of the Court of the Exchequer
of that country. This appointment Of
aliens to cfice in Great Britain is ex-
ceedingly rare, and Judah evidently
finds it better to ObsequiesIy serve Her
Majesty than to attempt to whip
Uncle Sam.