The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1879-07-13
PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.

PERSONAL AND PARTICULAR.
Campin' govt is prevalent.
A column article-A monument.
A dollar saved is worth two borrow
ed.
Spectacles are pair o. sights on the
nose.
"A cuff on the wrist is worth two on
the ear.
It's a wives son that knows his W
father-in-law.
The Egyptian for stake a tumblen is
khedive.
Virginia is the mother of presidents
and the father of peanut crops.
The song of the archery clubs-sing
hey the merry maiden and the tar get.
The best refrain for a rowdy son is
to refrain from joining in the chorus.
The highest mountains give the fin
est view, but give US a little one for as
cent.
The most treacherous memory in the
world belongs to a young man with a
new watch.
1t is strangely singular how much the
boy with a pair Of new suspenders hates
to wear a coat.
Some men begin to try to lead public
opinion before they have learned to
comprehend it.
Silence gives consent, except in q
photograph gallery, where it Is con-
sidered a negative.
So long as the lamp holds out to
burn, fly for your life. The blamed
thing might explode.
The image vendor, who drops one of
his statuettes overheard, loses cast In
the eyes of his fellow passengers.
He is truly wise who has learned to
enjoy the present. The good time of
the future never comes.
a young man may do worse things
than write poetry; but other bad habits
do not so generally aflict his neighbors.
We are offering a chrome now to the
woman who doesn't think her baby
nicer than any other woman's baby.
A reduced polo player may get an
honest living In Texas as a COW boy.
Mustang horsemanship will then come
in play.
Next to swearing slamming a door
gives most relief to an angry person.
Swearing Is the most convenient, how.
ever,
"A mar may be so wrapped up in
science that he forgets all things else,
but he never fools with electricity and
powder more than once.
When a boy sees a nice round smooth
stone lying on the ground. he always
thinks it rather mean that there isn't a
yellow dog in the vicinity.
Communists are a practical people.
In Chicago they are used for the pur-
pose of drinking beer and shooting
folks who 60 to picnics.
The man who gets his boots on with
the toes where the heels should be will
not appear to very good advantage, but
he Is safe from being tracked by the
sheriff.
Ice cream was declared very injuri-
to the system fifty years ago, and
yet the demand doubles every year. 1t
Injuries the feelings of those who can't
get it.
1t would appear that a walking match
Is also a friction match. If you don't
believe it examine the bottom of your
feet after having made seventy-ave
miles and three laps.
Conundrum by Smytheklns: Why is
the captain of a ship like an astronom-
er? All Of Smythekin's fellow board
ers gave 1t up. He brought us the an
swer; because he-sees .tars.
1t IS a little singular, although no
less true, that one small but well-con.
structed fly will do more toward break
ing up a mans afternoon nap than the
out door racket of a full brass band.
Mexico is at it again, and President
Diaz is greatly encouraged in the hope
that his country will yet DO able to
make 5000 revolutions a minute with
out slipping her eccentric.
A servant girl may be a splendid
cook and a thoroughgoiug Christian;
but, at the same time, she will never
hesitate to split up an ironing board to
kindle the Gre with in n case of emer-
gency.
"Are you building air castles in Spain,
Mr.. JonesP" said a landlady to a board
er, who was thoughtfully regarding his
coffee cup. mo, madame,sonly look
ing ove my grounds in Java" replied
Jones.
The old settler and new conner are