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A STRIKE.

Once upon an evening dreary,
As pondertal, sad and weary,
Ger the basket with the mendlng irom the
wash the day before
As i thought Of countless STITCHES
To he placed iu lille breeches,
Rose my heart rebellluus im me, as u oil nad
done before,
At the fate thai did condemn me, when my
daily task was DER,
To that basket evermOre-
John, with scarce a sign or notion
SAT and read the Inter-Ocean,
With no thought Of the commotion
Which within me rankled sore.
"He," thought /, "when day is ended,
Has no stockings % be mended,
Has no babies 10 be tended.
lie can sit and read and snore;
He can sif and read and rest him.
Must j work thus evermore ."
And my heart rebelliOus answered,
"NevermOre; no, nevcrmore."
For though I aul but a woman,
Every nerve within is human
Aching, throbbing, when O'erwOrked-
Mind and body sick and sore.
81 viii strike. When day Is ended,
Though the stockings are moi mended,
Though my course can't be defended,
safe behind the closet door
Goes that basket with the mending, and II
haunted be no more.
IN the daylight shall be crowded all the worl
that I will do;
When the evening lamps are lighted, vii
read the papers too"
Here Pegasus stumbled, but the strike ha
been success. Try it, sisters
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SULPHUR SO4P.

TH0EoUGHLV Guns DISEASES OF THE SKIN,
AND ltIMEDIEs RHEJ-MATISN AND GOUT,
HEALS SORES AND ABRAsIONs OF THE
CUTICLE AND COUNTERACTs CONTAGION.
This St,nlaIl External Remedy for Erup.
tion~, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not
only REMOVES FROM TIE COMPLEXION ALL
BLENIsHEs arising from local impurit Is Of
the blood and obstruction Of the pores. but
also those produced by the sun and wind.
such rs tan and irecklcs Il renders the Gu
UCGE NfARyELLOUsLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and
PLANT, and being WHOLESOME BEAUrI-
FfER Is far prefer blc TO any cosmetic.
ALL TIE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF SUI
PHUE BATHS are insured BY TIE USE OF
GieHIt'S sulphur Soup, which in adj
iiti0n to it- purifying effects. remedies and
PREV ENTs RuEUWArisH and GOUT
Hul>n DIStNFECr rs CLOTHING and LINEN and
pr VENTS Disc .sEs COMMUNICATED By CON
TACT with the person.
IT DGssoLvEs DtNDRUFF, prevents bald
ness, and retarls grayucss Of the hair.
Physicians speak of it in high terms.
Prices, Is aud so Cents per Cake Per Box Cs Cakes)
60 and sl.2O.
NIB The 20 cent cake. are triple tesre Of those at
- cents
"Hilrs Hair and Whi>ker D5s,'' Black or Brown.
SOC.
GK CRIT7ESTly, Yrop'r, I Nth A. ny. .
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All lovers Of flowers should remember
that one blossom allowed to mature or
go to seed Injuries the plant more than
dozen new buds. Cut your flowers, all
of them, before they begin 10 fade.
AdoTn your rooms with them; put them
on your tables; send bouquets to your
friends who have no flowers, or ex-
change favOrs with those who have.
All roses, after they have ceased to
bloom, should be cut back, that the
new roots for next year.
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If we wish to know the political and
moral condition Of a State, we must ask
what rank women hold in il. Their in
fluence embraces the whole life. A
wife, a mother-two magical words
comprising the sweetest sources Of mans
felicity. Theirs is the reign Of beauty,
OF love, of reason. Always a reign A
man takes counsel with his wife be
obeys his mother; he obeys her long
after she has ceased to live, aud the
ideas which he has received from her
become principles stronger even than
his passions.
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Two WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
Two boys went out 10 hunt grapes. One
was happy because they found grapes.
The other was unhappy because the
grapes had seeds in them.
Two men, being convalescent were
asked how they were. One said II am
better to-dav.n The other said, 81 was
worse yesterday"
When il rains, one man says, This
will make mud" Another, "Ihis will
lay the dust"
Two children were looking through
colored glasses. One said, "Ihe world
is blue" The other said, "Ihe world is
bright
Two boys were eating their dinner
One said, "I would rather have some
thing better than this" The other said,
"This is better than nothing
A servant thinks a mans house is
principally kitchen; a guest that il is
principally parlor.
One man counts everything that he
has a gain. Another counts everything
else that he conceives a loss.
One man spoils a good repast by
thinking of a better repast. Another
enjoys a poor repast by contrasting il
with none at all.
One man is thankful for his blessings.
Another is mOrOse for his misfortunes.
One man thinks he Is entitled to a
better world, and is dissatisfied because
he hasn't got it. Another thinks he il
not Justly entitled 10 any, and is salts
fed with this.
One man makes up his accounts from
his wants. Another man from his as
sets.
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AN ORTHODOX CHINAMAN. Con
cerning future rewards aud punish
ments, Colorado furnishes the following
illustration, which occurred recently in
a court in La Neta, where the testimony
of a Chinese was objected 10 on the
ground that be did not understand or
regard the obligation OF an oath. To
test him he was interrogated thus:
"John, do you know anything about
God ,"
"No; me no belly well aequaint with
Him"
"Have you no Joss in China?n
"Oh, yes gottee heapee joss"
"Where do you go when you die ?"
"Me go 10 San FlanciscO.n
"NO, you don't understand me. When
Chinaman quit washee all time, and no
live any more, where does be go 2n
"Oh, yes me sabe now. II he belly
goodee man, he go uppe sky. II he belly
bad man, he go luppee down hellee, alec
same Mclean man,
The Court was satisfied with this or
thodox statement, and admitted bis tes-
timOny.-Hdper'S Magazine.
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CONSTANT.
By N. E. HARMON.

know not n you ever lninA Vi me-
A. onward roll the oassi , 10, 49, t,e
n. H. III ifs varied ways. ,-,.
IN i5, ~ !. ~ r1arfed-wOe is me- how wide
O.i "a u Fate has worked her VIII
P5f mis- ] know: though years ana ehange ui-
Tlnow love you still.
what can one do TO ease the wearing woe
Of hopeless, hopeless love?
Urfant' into life's wild turmoil go2
or nine ike wounded dove?
IL matters not-the wound is eating still,
Though long the years go by;
The hearts true love you cannot ever klli,
Though voiceless IL may lie.
know YOU never loved me, though my hear
Was YOURS had yours been mine;
And 1 have had TO learn the weary part
To bear and make no sign
What life had been had we not parted 50,
NOr sweet love Jared 50 ill.
I dare not think; but, spite uf all, ] know
know love you stllll
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U1urt complain OF hard Tunes while YOU have
such "a chance. Address H. HALLEIi & CO.,
fl,,r-l.4nf Maine 81
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'that I have thought Of good many
timesi but l never like to speak about
it."
"what is it? Do tell me-" eagerly
asked May.
best to tell you or not. ] don't suppose
it will do any good but you won't say
anything to anybody about it, only
your father?"
"You needn't be afraid to trust me.
Pll promise to keep your secret"
"Well, May, ask your father TO hire
me to hoe on his place. ] think il /
could get away from home, / should
perhaps have some courage TO try to do
little better"
"Pll ask him tonight, and think he
will DO it,"
THAT'S good, May; hut don't tell
anybody / cried, will you I'm TOO ols
to be such a baby.n
"You're not a baby to cry. Il is a
good sign. IL shows that you THINK
about your mother in heaven. on
know il isn't anything 10 me, Timmy,
# YOU grow up wicked man IL won't
hurt M "A bit, but | can't bear 10 think
of il for your sake. | want you TO be
good and happy, and make people happy
around you; then some time you'll go
10 heaven and see your mother again."
'TThere, May, goodbye; ! must go
now,n he replied, with a quivering lip
and he ran away without waiting to
hear another word.
4 few weeks after. Timmy was in
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ats the influence you had over me
in my boyhoOd that has made me wha
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road. You have saved one soul from
ruin, and II, at the end Of my ministry
| can say that / have done as much,
shall feel that 1 have not preached II
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NOR DEBILITY. LOSS OF MEMORY, IN
II disposition 70 Exertion or Business, Short
ness OF Breath, Troubled with Thoughts OF
Disease, DimneSs OF Vision. Pain In the Back,
Chest and Head, Rush Of Blood TO the Head,
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Washington Territory.
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Will entitle the member to certificate OF
One Thousand Dollars, TO be paid at his death
10 his legal heirs or assigns, whenever such
death may occur.
The assessments for membership Of Two
Thousand Dollars benefit are double, and for
Three Thousand Dollars triple the amount
given in the above table
Assessments will not increase with the ad.
vance of age Of a member.
Should a member die before his four pay.
ments Of Five Dollars each are made, the re.
naming unpaid part will be deducted from
the One Thousand Dollars due his heirs.
A class is full when il numbers one thousand
members.
This plan recommends itself to every think.
ing reader for its simplicity, equity and ad.
vantages.
Who rOntd not propide for his family at
his death when it can be done so cheaply and
without Inconvenience or disadvantage
Males and Females, from 10 to GO years of
age may become members.
Agents wanted everywhere. Call on or
address
r. MANNING, General Agent,
jan 4'u Westminster, Nd,
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aait and Aamor,
The Soup Stone.

A lady in the outskirts Of Denver was
the victim the other day Of . tramPs prac-
teal Joke. Even in these vagabonds there
is an occasional vein Of humor which is
worth preserving. The incident happened
ia this wise:
About the middle of the afternoon o
tramp put in an appearance and asked pO-
litcly il be could be permitted to cook him
self plate of soup.
II have the ingredients with me" he
said, Displaying cobble stone about the
size Of an apple.
The lady very naturally looked at him
10 surprise.
'You can't make soup out of that rock,
can your" she inquired.
a0h, yes, madam. This is what We call
soup stone
aWell, | should like TO see you do il,
and she forthwith made up fire in the
stove and the tramp commenced opera
tions. He filed the stove pan with water,
and after it commenced to boil, very care
fully deposited the stone in the pan Of
water.
~ shall have to trouble you for little
scasoning," he said, aud the lady hastened
to get him an onion, a piece of meat and
a tomato. These were carefully cut up
and put in to boil along with the stone
In short time delicious plate Ct soup
was prepared. The lady tasted It and was
delighted with the favor The fellow sat
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/ .-BsIly. eseapl sanday..,-
STATIONS

SUNDAY TRAINS
Going East will leave Union bridge for Baltimore
and Intermediates stations al 6l0 and l10 p.
Going West will leave Baltimore for Union Bridge
and Intermediate Stations at 9 a. m and 2i0 p. m.
A train viii leave baltimore for Reisterst0wn and
intermediate stations 2.lD p. M returning 20 Baiu
more leaves ReisleESIown ~ S5o, pm.
EMMTTTSBURG RAILROAD.
Trains South will leave Emmltlsburg at 100 and
1910 A. NJ, and $40 and 5a 7. NJ, and arrive at
Rocky Ridge at $50 and 1850 A. H., and 40 and 635
?. ~ Trains North will leave Rocky Ridge nj $50
At Emmittsburg $50 and ll.sO A. NJ, and 40 and
lisp NJ
ThrGagh Car for Frederick leaves baltimore at 400
A. NJ.
Street Cars Baltimore and Gay sis4t Line at cor.
ner Of Gay and Exeter streets, pass within square
OF Hillen station.
81 Baltimore time Is given az all stations
J. NJ. HOOD Genl Manager
Jul b. II. GKiswoLp. Gen1 Ticket Agent
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A. c. nosp.
sYEsTER & BOND

HAVE associated themselves in the prac-
Ii tee Of Law in Carroll county and the
several Courts Of this State.
Mr.. Syester will visit Westminster when
business requires IT,
Office corner Main and Court streets.
Is
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Good stories are always born twins.
We all remember the quaint sayings Of
Rufus Choaie, who when told that If he
pursued his hard work he would ruin his
constitution, replied that the constitution
was gone long since and for years be had
been living on the bylaws. OF Sheridan
the counterpart Is told. He was some
what given to indulgence ia strong drink.
When demonstrated with and warned that
the quantity Of brandy he drank would
certainly destroy Tho coat Of hiz stomach,
he quietly poured ont another glass and
replied, swell, then, my dear friend, there
il nothing for my stomach 10 do but sc
diges, IL It's waistcoat. "
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LUMBER. LUMBER.


~ @as-s-z;g sls.sissalg
HAVE just returned from the Lumber
Il Regions-and am now receiving the lar
gest selection Of LUMBER ever offered at
this place, at Reduced Prices, consisting Of
Yellow Pine, Spruce and Hemlocl.
J0IST AND SCANTLING
Of all lengths and sizes, "a, I'D, Ga and 4
White Pine Boards and Plank, yellow and
White Pine Flooring, Dressed and Undressed
Misunderstanding, White Pine Cypress and
Chestnut Shingles, Walnut and Ash Boards
and Plank, Plain and Headed Picketts, shin.
gle and Plastering Laths, prime lot Of Chest
nut Rails and Posts. Also all the different
KINDS OF COAL,
Thinking large sales with small profits bet
ter than small sales with large profits, have
concluded TO adopt the former as my guide,
and hope shall be enabled to carry Il out BY
persons in want Of anything in my line giving
me call before purchasing elsewhere.
EDWARD LYNCH.
Near Depot, Westminster, Nd.
feb 20-tf
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A SIas.P PAINTER INvEsTIoS.-A
woman who opened small millinery store
in the western part Of the city, engaged a
painter to paint hera sign. When il came
home the other day she saw that it read
"Mrss. j. Blank, etc., and she called out,
"You have got an extra IS" in Mrs, and
you must paint the sign over again" The
painter saw the error, but he did not want
the job Of correcting it aud he replied
MADAM, haven't you had two husbaudsg
ayes, sit" 'sYou were Mrs. when you
lost the first r. II was" nAnd do you
think woman can 20 ON marrying FOL
ever and not lcngthea out her title? Mrs
means a married woman or widow. Mrss
means woman who has been marrics
twice and is young enough to marry agaii
and only yesterday rich old coon was il
our shop aud said if he had any idea tina
you were free he "a come up "0b
well, you can nail up the sign" she inter
rupted And it is there to-day.
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The following Is the Chinese version Of
Mary and her lamb

Was shI name Mol had lamb
EIeA4 all z4U11 white SHOW
K4ix fIace Noii cal ualkce.
4. p hoppe long TOO,
We heArd sou Of Erin trying 10 sur-
rouud Mary and her little lamb lhe other
day, and this y The WY he understood Il:
B<Ferz. MARY had lIt,Is shape
And tA4 wool was white fnlQ.rIy
An wherever Mary wud tihif her sshn1npe
tH4 Young shape noui'i fellow hsfcomplaiely