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44AA AJiAANol4kAs
lndtandretff Heraifs CnrresDoadtnce.
Every country has dance peculiar to It alone,
and that Of Cousral America Is thu dnasita. The
music Of this dance Is peculiar, changing kcy
three different tinies, md my experience Ia the
dauca is equally peculiar. Encisrllng the waist
OF a beautiful btacK-cycd scnorlta With my right
arm, wh[rled, or rathcr was whirlcd, away in
round dance tte step Of which wns similar to
the balance step Of the waltz, the pretty slip
pcred feet Of ny partner keeping exact time to
the music. Meeting mother couple the music
having here changed time, We balance, and the
ladies' changc three times. Suddenly the musl-
clans having become warmed to their work,
brisk alr Ii played, anl, clRspng your partner
around tho wnist with your rigllt arni, your left
s!niurly cnclrciing tllc waist of the otaer Indy,
tho other gentleman having likewise disposed of
ills ar,1ls. tle ladea put their artns around the
waists Ut the gentlemen, altl yuu arc initiated
itto tho 1nysterIes of 1ante nncnunled by
nuy other in It's voluptuouspcss. Taking step
with your left foot Yuu ata facing -FOUR partner,
60 arc yoq r 70 re Gr In, fms yoe
brow; you gaza into tho liquid ,looths of her
eyes you feel tue bunting OF llcr heart in unison
wifi, yours; only for O. moment IS this; still enl-
brac!1lg and in tho embrace of thu Two Spanish
bEaut!es, Yon feyufvc upon your right heel afll
are brought face to face with tue other tady.
Excited with the pleasure Of the dance. her
b0som rising anu falinE faster ntd tnster In the
ciFnrt to breathe, hcr brilliant, darksoine orbs
tlsc left, now to tho right, YOU balances iu quick
succession, tnpartfns wearing mutton to 7our
body, one moment faclnE your partner, the next
greeting thu atlle Of tic other senorIta, until.
Intoxicated with beauty and blind with dizzi-
ness, you lose ail idea Of earth and seem to be
floatlny In spacc, and aru only recalled from
your ct1ghanttnent by tho shriIl note which con-
Cludcs the music and the dance.
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- U1{fNM kFf4 EEt3. :.
"Go1n'lcu," saIl Brother uardnoE, Al tho
janttor 0pene1 the DRAFT 0t the stoYe and let
ler buze away, dds Club has had IN iuyita.
e!luu to collide w!1 du u. &. A.. Cluo, Of Gin.
cInnatl. ] hola heah lu my hand letter from
!ie seckTesary Vt dat CLUB, suggc4ttn' dat W. q
SQUARE patrlses of land In tlss keutsy bs laid out
th,cc-corurred, mn liu odd sltces to conlu oil be
gwen to poo rfolks. In Dc fast place, dis Club
can't collae wlti any oddeF Club Hldout bustin'
up da bylaws I'M do constItush1u; an', In do
nex' p!Ace, Joan' like dat theory, want do
poo' folks 10 Own all d. lu1ld ttey kin get, but
doan' wunt auy slices cut oil ID patch worked
thirty long ycars to cali my own. Etery man
w Titled 70 all ae k'n honestly slrn; but Dc Dc
Or poor he nm. / reckon dc Ltme~KiIl Club
will move right on, and do D. G. l. Club kin
run tu suit ler4eIf.h
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which l,b27 nrc credit, t;13 Productive, GA Con-
h!lt'!e, unit ility 1,i'tllng Associations. This ex-
clll'lcs ilir Austrian ret0a, ~ which there
t,9ra!auy i ut less thau 3.$p0, containing, i,
nfI, at'ont ,tt3G,t ,tkW members Tho aggregate
tranaattlO.ts of lhrsc Suricies during the year
Isit nrc estimated nt 200 0. tf3o marks, or saY
funds Of 16Dlsn0lD to to-, ,0o0. 900 marks, be.
s'tlcs a'1out 4Nl0U)0D marks Il, tho form OF in'
tcrcst-bearng l0Ans.
sTADihl7Y or THE srarEM.
It lsR significant ant most instructive fnct
tfMt, ~ spite of the tcrr!biu l,l,sfrss depression
which has prevailed in slcrfnnsy for aomc years
past, nnly foltr Of these Societies wcro declared
bankrupt III 1870, md only five IN 1871. Grcat
bntlktng-tlousea anil otl,cr business cntertriscs
ot long, standing havo, gons sluwn spreaanK
cooperative hystcin 1las grown ts1nl prosiered,
aild lta law exceptional faIlurrs hnYe oceastoncd
but slight losTes. rhc 8a0 Crctlit-S0cicttcs
which '!ayo rchortcd l'nanccs 'or tho year 1877
of ,6p) ,niIlol marks. Tile Issues IN accoil!t
current durinE thu year amounted 10 nearly 6lU
million mnrks, nnI the receipts TO neatly GU
million lnarka 1llu total transactions for tho
Uf 1875. These !Vurcs Entllcate not only tiIo
volume Of business tlonu by. the Societies, hut
tlle extent Of the relief to hurdencd Industry
alItl trn1e which they haya afforded.
Tho Productive Societies 81 pcr emit, Of the
members nr1 fabosers. Of tic Crcdtt Asaucin-
tlOn8 9l.3 per cert Of tho meInhcrstip conslRtf
Of nGricuturtsts, 1.8 per cent III. manufacturers,
a,id OF tho remainder over 70 per cent arc nils
ecI'nnro1ls wurkmcr. .
The security nslu SUCCESS Of the Schutze.
Dclltzsrlt syatcm sufficiently comtncnd It. hut
II has
oT1tRn IMPORTANT MEHtrs,
not the least Of which ia Its o,tre Independence
VI tile State Ninl 0f politics, 1t Is sci f-lcpng
syatotn strictly, and asks no favors of politicians.
It Ia also purify business syatctn. It wages
ITO war, with my Other enterprise, schene, OF
interest, and Is aggressive only III the enlarge
1ncnt Of lla capacity TO serve and to
bpmcts, Hut tts tncrIts do not stop
even here. One Of It's best fcntures
Is its edl1cntionn1. It Is a practical
traiptt1g-sc|,ool In busineas for every working
nun connected Will. 1t. l.nbUrers and nrtisnna
lcarn here how to manage their aIEaIrs With prtl-
deuce mud economy; mud tn tho profits pf their
Investments they have direct, matoriul IL.
centtve to a,lll reward for aptncsstn scholarship.
They arc n1so taught tint n.nnllcst Of oil les
sons, sclf.relianec. Tic cosllcr-stonn Of the
whuto system Is the principle Of sclf-hclp and
personal responsibility.
countros where the ucoplo arc less thrifty ind
nuns. But 1t succeeds in Austrla, and Is Ea!n-
Ing firm footing 10 other countries Of the Cutl-
ttnont. And 80, while tho earnings, Of AmerI-
Gun worknleTl are bef1lE swept aNay by rotten
saYIngBbanEst perhaps II beh00Ycs tlcnl 10
consider seriously whether they also may not.
md should not avail themselves Of Its nd
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Wliat Inns Boon SAt1' About It-How 1t
Should Uu u4c,l nn,l Kept.

What Tins Boon sHftt Al,ont It-IIow 1t
Should Du u+c,l anil Kept.
49, N,,ns JrRrHnf.
Dr.. johnson. ut one Of his literary symposi-
usns, referred To this vino in au aphoris,n
which, although inapp|cable to tie present day,
Is deserving u rccord: "Ctarct Tor boys, port
for men, brandy for heroes" "Lct 1uo hare
clarct," replied Edmund Burke, ~ love to bo q
boy; 10 hare thu careless aaycty OF boyish dnys"
Tic venerable sagc, It Is veil-known, had not q
palate to appreciate tlle elcyatIrt, md soothing
effects Of tho WING tint kcops thu palnca Of the
sonl scrcuc In thoss days wine was not re-
garled for its exquisite ilayor md lclcacy, but
for It's puteucY anl power to fntoxicato; Within
recent period we arc told OF an English farmcr,
who. having for once consented t" take clarctt
explained that ut WIS al' very we'll, but he
seemed to got no forraaer," meaning that he
WIS mot moro ttpsy after llo lind tluIslel two
bottles than whcn lie commenced.
In the fourteenth century the King OF 30"
heIuia went t1 Frnncc to negotiate q tscaty With
Charles VI, anl prolonE@l t!s stay at Rheims.
III order to Indulge III tliu sensual enjoyment uf
drinking ino.tliuatcly Of champagne daily before
diunee. FROM tlis OCCURRENCE originated tho
udase that Champagne Is the wine Of Kings,
burgundy Of PRINCES, .clarct OF tic gentle born,
pnrt Ut tae cltlzeas.h In following years this
eaya placo to the, jta d'esurit, .hock wtnks.
puts q hvart int0 all."
In order to have this Wine ut all times In
good condition the bUttles should DO placed Oil
the side, n.,d stored In n temperature ranging
fson sixty to seventy degrcus.
A cellar too hot or too cold
hnrders vino bcf0ra 1t Ia old.
When required for use at the table tho Same
temperature should bo ndhpsed to nl.d tlle vino
stood IN tic dtning-room for day Or two pro-
viously. WAon old In bottle It must be carc-
fully tlccantcJ n short ti,np before dinner,
freshness is tho soul Of wine, It's bouquet Gomez
like d sunbeam md should be enjoyed ut tho
moment. Good carct l0es not bear recoEkhg,
nrl, therefore, should noycr he kept over for
tlle following day, az 1t toses its fine flavor and
freshness. These remarks apply especially to
the lner erowths; vin urrfinars and medium
9ratlcs, which. aru usually drank ag iii appetizer
OF ai.cstcr ut n,eais, with OF without water,
do not demand Tho eatue care llnd Intention.
Afurc might be adle4 ipon this interesting sub-
ject, but VIC conclodo by predicting tllat when
ths asleel of wines rotues utu general use, llnl
ob.at,ls thu position Its superiority n,d purity
entities It tohol1, VIC shall tl,en wltncsa an eli-
lsancun,ent ut our social boards of agreeable
conycrantior, AMI tho interchange Of brilliant
thoughts; for tis wiue, atoyo all others, calls
Into action a'l tic moro gcnal and kindly quail.
ties Of Inan.
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Ye, too, 10 winds, that now begin to btnw
With hoistcrnua sweep. l raise my voice 10 you:
Wheru arc ynnr stores. 70 powerful beings, eay3
Whero nro your aerial nln.axLne.. rcscrv'd
TO swell the brn0LlnR terfors OF ihs storini
Iii WhAt far t1istant.-iIoopI
Why In thunder pasA ye by
Ten thousand people,, oaoh with a. much
Hair NJ a country sch0Onahtar,
To seize In thy embrace tho now AIlk hat
Or the baldcst man In ChrlsienIoms
And here's two dollars aud a half
TO tho boy that catches It bofnyc
1t tcts outside tho cotpptatton.lpe.
-gincEHnast En9utrsf.
, 1879-03-29

l. A. DAT IN HAVANA,
frank H. Taylor IN Narptr's for Anrff.
lie is wise who adapta himself at once to tho
1clsure1y modes OF the natives. THIS fervid
climate wilt not be trlncd with. Rise At Q. The
early morning Is delicious Take only a cup Of
coffee md d linrl biscuit, and start out for
walk to ono Of the many churches whose dis.
cor'lant chimes ring out a noisy welcome. Then
visit the markets. That upon the Campo del
Mario Ia the most picturesque. Here nil the
prolucts Of this fruity isle hnr0 In masses of
Rich confusion. Close by the battery ut tho ond
Of tl.e Pralo peculiar and exciting scene fnay
le witnessed cvcfy mofntnR. Here tile surf
rolls up with frav stride against the ahorc.
J1sst wlcso little bns IS formed III tile coral
rock several hilndrcdh OF liofses arc undergoing
long |inc, tied head mud tuEl, upon The shore.
Without th!s refreshing process tic Iiorses soon
dfon Under The climate, and cycn With It they
arc all sleepy md sad. Perhaps It 10 partly ON
Atg Of u o'c!uck breakfast is to ba caten.
BEGINNING with fruits. Then rtau until mid
day. Your guido will 70 to sleep whilc hc
tss: somnolenfS l. the normal .;1 so1d!t1n M Of
dugc III stcsta unfit about y. Then, II man,
you nlaY ssnoko the soothing ctgaroste until din
ner, which must bs conducted tn 1eisnrcly
style, cheap red wines taking prominent plnce:
Business hours with nercnants cease BY general
custom At an early hour. After O'Clock In the
afternoon the Prado mud avenues leading
toward the Cerso present the gny effects wo
Our country-wonlen mar 10 distinguished fn
the throng by their hats. The Cuban ladies' dis
1afn the use Of further ornament for the head
tlan that niTordcd by an elaborate colffurc.
many are seen wearing tho lace scarf Of CASTLE
pendent from masses Of dark Dlafr knuttCd ut
the back Ut tic head. Tho real social life Of
Havana ia bSss revealed, however, after dark.
pied ttrccts toward the cafcs, The theatres, anl
the public squares, wlleru splendid military
bands discourse stirring and, 10 us, novel Hpan.
1ah music In tho brilliantly Lighted cafes one
must wait often for vacated chair. Stupcn-
jous atls1 strengthening blbutar compounds arc
PLACED before tie drinkers.
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considerably In stzc, md was laid cut fl neat
nnl tasteful manner
occasionally citizen Of tho Fiat, minus m
arm, nosc. IN ont, or d leg, ln,potl past, the
IimpIng eyhle,!co Of llarnuy'e plssolary hk'f'.
l3nr1ey llnsl bcen rcatlug Nautilus OH popula-
tion TINT morning, anil llu fell that something
should be ,lono to prevent tho ffEghifdt incrcaso
Moreoyer, he had killed no ono for three t}ays.
1Its conscience troubled him,
"1'hcro's ooo grave needed 70 mike :he NUM-
Of my ccmeterY,n eaid McDrlar.
You mean tic strangers' department." aaid
AfcShoot.
Mcniarwood !" vas laid out In four separate
ptats. 0nG for politicians, one for strangers,
one for srfoolmastcrs, a1l'l ore fos,nscctinncou6
ChinRmen, etc.
A. A. Il t,'at n. mom,ent , two wcl1'arc.sca strangers
rode up to te dour.
Drtar to one Of the struuocfs, :" lost lin Two
de..v de..:. ~,p ''
n,s,tn " IL ", , eF'Eu Me,bfaar, fuat'lng forward.
btttlo. - ~"
The stranger malo motion with hts hand, as
u ~ dtaW Wexpoh, when MtBrlar, without d
tnpt1ent's M hesitation, :" blew the top Of bis head
@ nnl carefully kept the other stranger covered,
also ;, " blew the top Of lila huad otI.''
tor ,aanE !, .nE 4 o SG'ro no batter oil now than be-
Aoift Bull MNDFl1ft
How sofr said McShoot,
There were efx graves on ono stdo and seven
| oli tic other before, while Iluw tho utlmbcr IL
SUI uneven, since there will ba seven on one
sitio aud eight On the other" said MeIsriar.
DurlliE tho c0nyer6atlon the two strangers
| usea IN quiet, unv6trusIye manner.
Never mind. III n'ako II OIL right" said
MeBrIar, mud 50 saving he lcvslcd hia pistoi at a
travelling book a1d newspaper agout pastlng BY,
'.llcrc take these men aid bury tllein,i said
slcbrsar to pass!lly tramp, giyng him dollar.
CMArrHn VI.
| AlcBrlar and AicShoot gave themselves up to
| the Justice Of tlie Pcace.
"Justislablo homicide, warn't TT" said the
JusttGe.
"Of course It was,' said McDriar. "Why,
thu cllhscs t,utl carrfed concealed wcapons.h
"WtIl, I'll lot you on this tttnc, but run must
hcs littlo nsora CAREFUL boys." said tho magis-
20. yoa dry uu,", said stcshoot "or we'll
blow the ton OF your head njT.''
Tue magistrate was Silent, but the insult was
Tint hight McDrtar and Mcshoot were seated
~ tic Magnolia, playing poker With two catt1u-
lrovcrs
In consideration Of the fact tAat McHriar held
rs nRny accs Us he wanted, n1ll mad every
lonnger IN tho room tclcgrapt!ng to him, 1t Is
not singular tllat he lad already won aome two
thousand dollars.
Jdst ,letl voice was heard at the door say.
'ng. nMclsriar, c0.no out lure a moment"
htcl3rlar stupped t0 tho door, put cut his head,
and tllc Inst vision Oh which his tnartAl eyes
rested was the outraged Justice OF the Peace,
bcl!pu doubte-barreleu 9oosr-Rull. Tile next
momont casaa q st9nn!nE seport, ns"l MeBsIar
Ind "the top Of his head blow, off,"
but he VAS promptly met by the other barrel,
nnl OF wont the top ot tlls l,gad n1so.
Quiet now reigus at Dull-Tasl Flat.
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QuII'S.

1ff..jn.. !. .u Uo,1 u, III.
A'Isa"s aea-oA1 "'"4 A'"o'''
a Observation-Disclosures mothers knee.-
Puck.
T1m clashinp of cynba!s-IJsnr mixed met.
apl'os'
Travellers should leave their 1ewelry at hon,c
--~all hut their brncalets--Tch nrc 1ilce for two
wrists.
prIzo 6chtx furnish noyel realtur now and
thcn; they SAVIOR some"hat OF the 'a"-lss'y1t
oFoer'
II classic Greek were !liad DC likely to
Troy Homeopathic p'Yalclau, wouldn't bel
If1phe.
A little bov. when reproycd for breaking a
i,t,rsu iii it'a brokuin
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TIE MEAS UjtF OF ~ MAN,
Under t1,o abovc caption. William Page, tho
artist, contributes to Scribner for April m ac-
count Of his rcufscovery Of the ancient propor-
tiona Of tho perfect human body. Tic theory
Is o1uc!dated ID the magazine b. diagrams. Alr.
Page says: .
ain Homo, In the year 1858, having been en-.
gagctl fur como months in carving wooden d9-
ures for manlkius for artistic purposcs, was
Impressed with the fact tl.u, Of nrarlY 15o Jif-
fcrcpt measures Of tic human figure, not one
was adapted to popular use. Some are applica-
bic to the front, some to tho Lack, others to tho
bones, and MI in general leading from lesser to
grcater parts. Something moro universal was
needed, und 80 external that, II one pnth OF
measure Is lost in a particular attitude, another
corresponding one may remain practscable,-as,
for instance, II tht figure inclined forward,
thus lcn1tllcnfng tho back AMI contracting
tho Ghost, flint tic sides might show q line
uncllnn9cd:fn length though curved; or, II ID
clined TO ono side, as In the 1E!ssus,' making
one side long anl the other abort. 1hlt the back
Or front might show points to FIX the exact
division In tho chest. While seeking for truth
manIkIns, remarkable statement ia tic Keye. v:
luttun cngnnrd my attention:
"Atsd hc measured the vail thereof. an hun
drcd ind forty -.nd'four cublts, according to tic
iatiaa s4 q IN 81 tue
thought Iwonld take the writer at his word.
aud ask the unit OF measure Ut lts golden reed,
THE Golden Kutc Of lilo being the rgA! mean
proportional Ut morals und roIigion, might not
hopc to lind tho mean common ground Of art
mud Science, OF Nntur0 and f1unu!lity, tu the
Measure OF Man." the highest wofl; Of M
turo anl the T,oss perfect ilsugo Of bis Maker
which the Supreme Artist has left usf
In other words, my own Impulse. With these
hints, was to trY anl find out Ii tcso secntugly
caba!istic words might be capable of practical
nrttstig Interpretation.
In measuring my little " Egyptian Watcr.Car
rtrr,"' found 1t pain as a foot rulc: he .fgure
IN hight aud 6reddfh is dtidea 3v t.ee'ut Uct,i,.
satisfied in this respect, rcaasurca myself aud
friends by immediate actual measurements oi
the Egyptian Standard In tho Vatican, and oi
tho casts Of tho "Il,cseus " md "Iltss,sH II at
Rome, unl aftcrwnrd of these marbles mud the
"Fates'' at tho British Al1seuM, considering
these to DO the highest "angots" OF sculpture
that tho world has known. Other famous tlg.
uses, In proportion tn their excelclleo as ac-
knowledged by tic best judges, were found to
come more or less near this standard,-thnt Is,
accoraing as their divisions into twelfths were
accurately indicated.
, 1879-03-29
BARNEY M'BRIAR,

The Terror OF MaA-ATuio Flat--Apropos Of
tho Currlc-Portcr Murder In Marshall,
Tex.
yors By Prentice AatoTd uWblithsd thirteen Heafa
dg".
Daruey McI3r!ar iyas tile hero md the terror Of
Aiad-Aiule Flat.
tic was by profession shootst' 81 years OF
age.
His solo stock In traic consisted OF two nayy
reyolyers, couple Of deErIugcrs, anl u bowio.
knife. These articles never lett his person.
He sustained life, mainly, by swallowing tlally
at, indefinite number OF "wh!sky straights,'
for which no baskcoper ever thought Of de-
nariling pay.
nc ruled Mad-Afu'o Flat With rod Of iron.
Ills four rtstulbarrels were four literal, ruling
rods Of iron.
His body Was adornod with co1ncly raimcns.
llc lodged and fed sunlptuously; Ills liuen was
Of the purcst md whitcst; yet flko unto the
Wild lilies OF the valley, lie ncl,hcr to!lcd nor
spun.
Tic 1sraellttsh clothing-dealor groanod hcav!-
ly In spirit when BarncY alrl,rlar entered Ills
establishment and ordered Of him suit, yet liz
vcnt,lrcd 10 renonstra,Icc.
Why! BECAUSE it is unhealthy to ,rritatc
shootist.
Barney McBrlar was s!,oottst.
, 1879-03-29


Some thirty ycarg ago there appeared In a
Philadelphia newspaper what purported to be au
extract from 90 English newspaper, to The elect
tl.ut a Mr. -, MI English gentleman, had died
In that place, leaving BY will ,ar9c estate to
certain merchant In New Haven, In the United
States.
This net was out Of gratitude to the New
iinYcu merchant, who had befrIendcd him while
sick and destitute some years bcforc, when he
was sojourling nt the 1outEne Hotel In that city,
q stranger in strange land. Tie tcstator, un-
fortunately, had forgotten the american Good
Samaritan, but In bis will gave the locality OF
tho stora OF the MISUNDERSTANDING Block,
frortn, the Greenland 40 described bis busi-
pess n1l 1crsotIa appearance that 1t Was efllent
to tho public whom he tneant.
Every os,e 1nGratnfatcd the merchant on hts
good fortune, al he was q gentleman OF some
cxeellpnt kindly qualities, and tad just fa!lel
utld go.lo out Of buainess. 1t was subsequently
nscertnined that tho entire storY was d fraud,
ts,e nltegcd oxtract having been wratlen bY the
plIsa paper for tle purpose Of getting credit iu
Ills desperate circumstances,
hut here thv funny part Of tho story comes.
Whtlo thu matter Tns being agttatct In this
community, II former partner of tho merchant,
slao In desperate circumstances, came out In
card In q New Haven paper, statIlE that he, and
not tllu merchant, was the real helr to the es-
tate; that 1t was tle, and not ht merchant, who
lad kindly nurscu tile s!ck Enraishuan ant
]oaued him money Ia hs dfstresa, ull the circun-
stauces Of which woro ~ fresh rs yesterday In
luis n,anoryt
Both hn9o long since died, tho privilege OF do
trE which even peoule "hard un" aro not denied
WHEN their tjti3V comes. And nov None Of tlIe!r
blDoti walks these streets to laTe thetr cheeks
tiugle ut t!Iis revelation.
, 1879-03-29
THOSE AWFUL COWS,
F<ftntf Etsx Ntsse


There probably Isn't . WoBsan In North
America who isn't atraid Of COWS, and t'lere is
not cow ln North America which would harm
QUO hair Of any woman's head II It nad the beat
Chance In thu world and no other job on hand.
Wednesday forenoon a stray cow, perhaps
from the country Tor taste Of bafed hay, found
gate opon and entered yard ou Second
street. The woman CAME to tic front door
dressed to 60 out. mt seeing lilo COW, aha Ut
tered q scream and hurried buck. There wasu't
thug 10 tho yard lor tho COW to damage or
eat. .uill, behK tired, s1lu raIsul her cudt lay
down, mud began to chew away ~ II she laa got
home from long visit to Europe. The woman
naxt appeared ut u Hl.ll WtnQuw and called upun
the COW to 'sElt out" 4 log might have
''got," but tho COW dtln't. Then tho woman
threw rug at the COW and called for the dug.
Thu dog lldu't conc nlll Tie rug didn't SCARF.
Tllrn The woman shook pillow 1T lhu cow H1sl
poruanpsorIly ordered llcr uu thu premises, but
tae bovine halt closed her eyes and lot her
thoughts run aheAd to by time.
~ tll1 COW wouldn't 70, nnd A. the woman
couldn't 20 till the COW did, sterneF. mgasufes
Were resortcd TO-. 4 tiu ban rus held out 0f
thu window a,ld baxtcH With l. spoon, but that
cow couldn't b. footed into believing that tho
Fourth ot July bad colue. Then tue woman
went iutu thu buck yall IL throw elubs oYer the
fenca aud ktloek couple Ut h0rlA oil. The EEst
oue hit tl;e widow, u,ll thu next Que banged
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