The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1879-03-13
PITH AND POINT.

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A MODEL buy-word--Cash.
A TEUToNIc figure Of spcech-a
/. "A sTRAPPING fellow-the tarha,
| THERE'S a b in every one . bonn.
/ A HIGHLY colored talsrrthe :.
cocks. =
A RETIRED Boston firems Q calls i.
self an ex-spurt. ID io -
! MEN who stand around ys sing d,
drink show lack of cents. = I
AN alarm clock in q house asena.a.
wakes up the wrong sleeper "a
T A FASHIONABLE wrap-Hamm.,;..
with the beer mug for more lager
IT is said that bee makes 2IBOo4A
visits in search of pounded hon ~.
He only has to make one visit n ~
2,5OO,OoO pounds Of profa1ity. Bss
son Press. 80
A CHINESE shoemaker has inst n,..i
ried pretty Boston girl: We ssy ":
emphatically than ever that the CHI
must go. Are we to be ruined By ch,s
Chinese lovers?
THERE is something touching IN IL
child-like simplicity with which the n
who has bought pair of readv.m.a.
trousers nurses and endeavors 10 ~
the tell-tale crease down the font
WE once knew a young man too Is,
to raise a mustache, color his me-.
schaum, or draw his pay. But that =.
many years ago; he is probably a.
now.-Bostom Transcript. asts
| THE happy Newark father, Mn.
rocking his son, writes to say: . n
reason l cradle him is because he,a isss
as good as wheat. I" He's lie f,s;l.
flower, probably.-Ronc Sentisssl.
| A CHATTANOOGA darby, who ~
one of jury which failed to cows
for want OF evidence, explained Is ls
brethren that the culprit WA IN.
leased on s'picion. "--NeU FORK traeIs
ALREADY it is announced that ~
:" heft > of the fruit crop fer anotl1r
season is ruined. Shippers will DION
bly, order the bottoms of their hask1,
raised another inch or so, On ~
strength of it.-Fond du Lac Repor;a
NOTWITHSTANDING the extrsm
length of this seasons listers, We IAN
failed to see any young man reach al
his trail with that desperate clutch \
much admired in the Opposes sex..-
NeU HaUen Register. a.
IT is no sign because y6d see. I'm
canary-bird cages hanging Id tbs III,
dow, and hear the little biz vaineiaf
their songs, that the inmatoa2f fhomaS,
sion are any happier than u oa|i
had q dog tied up in the ceilC M
York Cypress.
owing to the custom Of dyeing ID
hair blonde, the guests OF our chez
boarding houses are unable 70 note @
changes among the female help - u.
curately as formerly, the hairs in ~
hash being Of more uniforln nlor.-
Court Journal. ~si As
THE country doesn't need postal ~
ings banks 80 much as it wants q ks3
of an attachment to the general deliver
window that will explain why ma
gets billiard chalk on his coat, and IT,
smell of crackers on his breath, vhm
she just steps down to the post-oficss
- Saltwater Eumbernaan. 3
EDISON's work on instruments f.
magnifying sound is an instance Of nj
directed genius. The community wszD
an instrument to absorb sound. Ar
chine that should prevail against csJ.
ing baby or an Ohio orator would pul
its author on the highest pinnacle q
fame.-Chtcqgo Tribune.
THE proudest moment OF a mothsr'l
life is just after she has trimmed u
hair of her young hopeful. using ~
edge OF a bowl to guide the shears eye1'
~ around his Intellectual forehead.
IT'S then she gazes on him With ~
fondest maternal hopes, and sees ~
future Congressman standing ont y
bold relief.-New Haveas re- ssr. !
THE Oshkosh NorhWester,. has ben
criticising Italian opera with the follow:
ing results: Eve are critical, and ths
accent and pronunciation must be- fault
less. That is the trouble wirh MaFll
Roze; her Italian has q French hrogu!
to it, and grated on our nerves mo-
horribly. This would prevent her iroA
ever becoming favorlte in Oshkosh
What we require is the pure and %
adulterated article-the real thing
which ripples from the tongue fragrsnl
with the odors of garlic and macafoai.'