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The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-10-28

FOUND.--A silver watch near Fox''
School House, Green township, Monroe Coun
| ty, Ohio. The owner can have it by proving
property and paying charges. CHARLES
| SMELL. Round Bottom, Monroe County, Ohio
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NEW STOVES.-MRs. o. o. ALEX
ANDER has just received lot of the best
Stoves in this market Call and see them.
nay27.
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These examinations will commence at 9
O'Clock 4. m. and close at 4 p m.
A fee Of so cents is required from each
applicant, as condition of examination, and
must he paid in advance. Es
I By order Of the Board.
aurls.,7s. 8. A. ATKINSON Clerk.
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LAND FOR SALE.

Eighty acres Of good Western land tor sale
Will trade for property in this county. INQUIRE
of o. BUSKIRK, Darlington. Monroe County
Ohio M Oct. 81, '7S--4t.
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sB-JAS. R. vANSANT & SON. GAINESVILLE,
Ohio, have the largest and cheapest stock Of
Goods, at wholesale. for cash OF
prompt pay, in Central Ohio. octl4,7 ,79wS.
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tE- Constantly receiving Fresh Groceries a
SCHUMACHER'S; also. School Supplies o
all kinds on hand. All at lowest cash price.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1879-10-28

tY-Pot Flowers of all kinds for sale at Mrs
WAYS.
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PROBATE COURT.

Majority against-3463
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Notice to Teachers.

UNHR Board OF Examiners Of Monroe Coun.
ty will hold meetings foe the examina
ton Of Teachers as follows:
Sardis, saturday, September s, 1879.
Beallsville. /" 9" 70,
Woodsfetd. g October rs.
November 8, I"
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New Aavert,.emen,..

Court was well attended last week.
The price OF wheat is still booming.
Hay is selling in Bellaire at sles per
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Judge OKEY Is holding Court this
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11

ga wise man maketh a glad father''-lt you
give him a dozen years to grow.
"He becometh poor that dealeth with a
slack hand )" but he that slileth four aces up
his sleeve getteth TO himself riches.
"Blessings are upon the head of the just;'
but a man of sin is often very bald.
"He that is upright waiketh surely;'' but
he that is possessed of too much rye and
rock hath a difficulty.
"a false balance is ali a%bomination = eN-
cept to the bank cashier who Is off for Eu-
rope.
"Where there is no counsel the people
fall. > and an icy sidewalk works the same
way.
"He that is good prolongeth his days y but
the wicked see most of the world at night.
"The lip of truth is established forever
and the cheek OF a book agent is ditto.
"The righteous shall never be removed .
but the wicked move the LIST of May each
wear.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11
M I'M n

In the Justices Court, Township of Glendale,
County Of Beaverhead and Territory of
Montana, before H.. Ii. Aresy, Justice Of
the Peace.
PETER r. l.. VANHORN, Plaintiff.
d. SIMMONS, [givcn name nknownL
Defendant.
The People Of The Territory of Montana send
greeting to d. Simmons, [given name I'M
known], Defendant.
You are hereby required to appear at nay
office, in the Township of Glendale, County Of
Beaverhead and Territory of Montana, ten days
after the service of this Summons upon you,
and answer the complaint on file in an action
to recover of you the sum of Eighty 25-1O0 Dol
lars, the same being for cash loaned. $40. and
labor furnished you in June and July, AID. 1879,
and account bought from Mcintyre q Clanton.
And you are hereby notified that, if you fail to
appear and answer said complaint, as above re-
quired, the said Plaintiff will take a Judgment
by default against you, for the sum Of Eighty
25- 100 Dollars and costs of suit.
Given under my hand this 10th day of Septem-
Der, 1879.
II. H. AVERY
Sept. glow Justice of the Peace.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11
THE OVERLAND HOTEL,
HELENA, MONTANA,
WIN. MCLEAN, Proprietor.
Notice TO

ITO DANIEL MCCARTHY You are hereby
i notified that the undersigned have in COM
pliance with the requirement. of the law, per-
formed labor and made improvements OF the
value of one hume red dollars IN representing
tor tne year en ntai IVY iti It, iSth !, ls,9: the Sorrel
district, Beaverhead County, Montana Terrific
~, and you are hereby notified that unless you
contribute or cause to be contributed your pro-
portion of such expenditure amounting to thir-
ty-three dollars and thirty three and one-third
within non one 4 n and eighty DAYS DAYS from rom I dat,
of this notice all your right, title, interest and
claim in and to the above mentioned quartz
lode claim will become the property Ct the I'M
derSigrnd your who have made the
required expenditure.
LOUIS BLAIS.
JOSEPH LA BOUCHIRE..
Bryant Mining District. July 9th. 1879.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11
INTERNATIONAL HOTEL.
MAIN STREET, HELENA.
KINDA & SKLOWER. Prop'rs.

The INTERNATIONAL is the only strictly
first-class Hotel in Helena. and Is run upon the
most liberal principles. The tables are supplied
at all times with every luxury the market
affords. .a EEH Er... b RI.
A large addition has recently been made to
the International thus afforifng ample accom-
are elegantly furnished. and every pains taken
for the comfort of he guests. Gm-39
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11
The Value Of ESQ.,

A young man whose money didn't hold out
as long as the State Fair, dropped into the
telegraph Office yesterday and sent a dispatch
to his father in the interior to forward him
cash to reach home with. When the receiv-
ing clerk saw that the dispatch read "To
John Blank, Esq he suggested that a saving
could be effected by erasing The esq
swell, mebbe you think so, but | don't,'
replied the sender. "When I'm at home |
can call him dad all day long; but when it
comes down 10 black and white you've got to
esquire him right up to the mines, or walk
home by the dirt road. Don't you dare leave
that off-not with the roads as muddy as they
are now"
In about an hour the following answer was
received:
John Blank, ESD, forwards you $40, and
you can have more if you want il.
JOHN BLANK, Esq.
Didn't l tell ye,' chuckled the young man,
as he read it. "Dad's common enough when
we're all at home and rushed to get fall wheat
in, but the minute his back gets rested and a
stranger comes along he weighs more to the
ton than any Esq. on legs. tell We, ye don't
know a man till We have hoed corn with
him"
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11
MONTAN
BUTTE
NOTICE 10 CO-OWNER.

ITO DANIEL MCCARTHY: You are her
notified that the undersigned have, in co
pliance with the requirements of the Ia
performed labor and made improvements Of
value OF, one hundred dollars, in representa-
for the year ending July 1t0h, 1879. the Ma
leon quartz lode claim, situated in Bryt
Mining District, BeaverheaC county, NJ
h a unless you contribute or cause to be q
tributed your proportion of such eXpendltu
amounting to thirty-three dollars and thiF
three and Ole-third cents 1888 80 J, together
interest and costs, within one hundred and eig
(1sO) days from date of this notice, all "
right, title and interest and claim in and TO
above mentioned quartz lode claim will beco
the property of the undersigned you cO-OWn
who have made the required expenditure.
LOUIS BLAIS.
JOSEPH LA BOUCHIRE
Bfy an MinANg District, July 24th, 1879.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1879-11-11

An old fellow, who las a son just entering
juvenile society, made a terrible mistake the
other night. A note was laid at. his plate,
which said: Miss -, No. 49, street.
requests your company Tuesday. evening"
He combed his bald head and wentthere. A
little girl ushered him into the parlor. SIS
Miss - in?" said he. Eyes, that is my
name," said the girl. 'Isn't Johnny coming
tonight ?' 1t all occurred to the old man in
a moment; he thought Miss - was an older
sister; he wiped his bald head, took his hat,
and said "No, johnny has the cholera in
fantum; just dropped IN to tell you that he
couldn't be here" And the old gentleman
went out and kicked himself.
Compound nature of the Elements.-Prof.
j. n. Lockyer, in continuation of his investi-
cations on this subject, has found that when
carefully distilled metallic sodium was con-
deEsed in a capillary tube, placed in a retort,
and heated in a Sprenzil vacuum, it gave of
twenty times its volume of hydrogen.
Phosphorus when similarly treated, yielded
seventy volumes of a gas that appears to be
hydrogen. Victor Meyer, of the University
at Zurich. while working on the vapor density
of chlorine, arrived al the conclusion that
experimental evidence appeared to indicate
almost without a doubt, that when chlorine
was heated, oxygen could be obtained. A
fast as new elements are isolated, evidence IL
procured of the compound nature Of the oideI
ONES.
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llnfere StaatSleaiSIatur. .

Matin 20. San. Die 8urger BON
GbrcGmorton Cunt. pstitioniren ben Se-
nat, bab lif pon Dem @eri1tsbi(rift. su
tpelaem aud Statslfprb County gebSrt,
lossstreltnt tnb Sen Difrstt BON gouns
eountp suset9silt ,pfrpen. gerldieoene
Rumitetsridse sfamen nun CUR 8erlsluns.
usbsr bic Bill, Die inforpurirtsn Stable 3u
ssrpflibtan, Die 9traeetl unb Briifsn in
Stanc su taItsn unb Die 'Yireer BON Der
Mrbsit an ben 5trabsn 3u bsfseien, .puybe
anslaIfis teriatst; sanitis pasesen iiber
tie Bill, Counties ;,i autcriliren, sum
3wede Der Grbaauns Don Gpurtbdu|ern
uno @efananilien, eine 5pe;ialEsurr su
ereebsa. Msbrere neue giQs wurpea
sinsebra6t. SIN 5aule ,purbe etne Neti>
tirn Der giirser BON 6aps gountg s,r!elen,
ste Gewertelseusr f;,r 9sibRafle auf,us:.
ben. S0lsenoe Bits spuresn eInssbraht
$50, 1000 au bs,piaigeu, nm in bslu Maers
bau unp @slrerbe. &oqsee /, Sas xStaatss
burA unterrl8t In Rem nGtSieea gBiGea,
-fhdftea cte Mdsrbaa@ Sntere1en Il, f5rpern;
sur upterbaltans bsr 5taatsrsajsruns bonn
'Sanaar 6ts @usuli cine .8stpiaIssas su
iaaben; sar 5slifslans Der @rensen sen
Dimmt, Wst5 uao 3apata County Dug
Die 2ssjslatur Is. 9saatoren, 45 gteprG.
isntanten, bret S6frriCtter uas orei IiAe
ter bss appelatunSseriiats ufe9ebens;fite
srraAls. Der geihlnb, Sie Dieaile gbes
&aplans niat gnfts fin anlprua ;u nees
men, pnree anf ben stia eslsst. Der
@ouSernear iibtrlanbts oem Sauls eins
lanse gotI6aft besi.sli6 Der gepai.
suassn fiir tas 5isfalinar. Der @ou>
perneurs giebt an, baB Sein DeiSit
pen itber 100000 beltebt unp er ldldat
ben Yerfauf bon S9ulaubereien Dor, nm
'@elo IN bic StdatsfaIle 51 brinsen. Der
Ssrfauf lOa burd einen -9seuten seIdez
ben ben er lelblt anitelleu ,pia. -
&
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gisin Gearles, id osrgaB ss niebt, III ,
ssrabe psGbalo mabIs ss mid, I'm fc
lchmsr;li@er beriibre.. Seine @tunoe
pergtag, Ieiteem mir lpieber 3ulammsntra
fen, In wslAsr idb niat G5elessabeit gefun
ZEN Bate, mid ansatla5sn, I'm Granbe
lfl5er Die esfte ltrladbe sespslsR su Esiu, bab
Elm Ysrtpe9en uno sertraseusool ins 9ebsn
binausid,ausnees 0emitb 70 ganSIid, nit
isiner 8ersangentstt brad, ben Siun fur
aues serIor, waa es friibsr ent;iidts, In
isinem Denfsn uno 5raatsn nur nofb zine
sewife gleisusts gum faltea. geredasu
0urablidea lief. 3iirne mir aidt, GIars
les, benn oaS @fr6e, welAes lAeinbar In
rnsinsa Bortsn sertrrssn if, ss fol- ntdt
perleBsn, niht pa,u ciensn, mir petne atte
NnbanslidFtit gu ent3ie9en. Wber Id
fann ni6t aneers, id n,nb aus N.ittsl ;u
6alie suien, u,a Dir 3it tepfilsa, baB bas,
tuas bot oisrsesn Sabren mir nit hsllsni
Sa6el beerabt BATE beute nicAt mebr
3a unlfrsr innsren 3uftieoenteit beitraaen
lpiiree. SIN @e5entteI!, wte ss bic Iufs
gaze, wslds mir iitsinen &inesrH seeenIter
suFsl, BIS 3nr unausfubrSarfett esIAwer,
|te, 70 wirosit Du in psinem BIT CUR aaos-
raa 9tatus eetppfesaen eruftn Gtrsbsa
elpig anssfriepi9t bleibsn.
$50 sete btr afeeAt, Grace, aus tfm per-
rnsfsn sinterfiirmsnbea Sanslinse III elm
pom grnit Dos Seaesbs unb lstnss gstufss
oarGbsansener Waun sewurDen, entsegne'
tie 5ealpis trdumsrilb, abr wabae uiat,
eaB sssbalb metn sers serfn6asrts, ,nstn
9iae au ubnemaHhs pate, cine neue
g8anplun9 an;u6aanen, trelsbe rem gBss 81
siaem fiten, tausli4en @ild sbnste.
fFnrtfpbuun fo(at)
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Der befannte oelncfratiIbe Niibre,

- Der tefannte oeiuofratiIhe Tiitrer
Benbletca prn O9ip iagte 5u eiuem Be-
ribteritatter oer 0e. 9. ,&ribune" ;
Wenn cine settcue @elbiAte bee ,Mit.
telhen" seIhrieben pirpe, purd mrtde
Eilcen iih bic Yrdfoentldaft s,Romina,
tion seridaffte, wiiroe bas 8clt fau.
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Iuraer, Der, faGs er In Mliiipaufee eirt
amSsmeiiepe 9slaaftisuus fdnps, 70 paB ss
aidt sfa0ttist Ipare fsiasn ean;en llnter'
salt wdbreap Der Oausr bes GURUS aus
leiaer Saiae gu teltretteu, lcfert sswiQI
mare, etntn loltaen GURUS purd,3uhsaAen.
Sd piirse bsataib sorlaiassn, bab Ser
8orort Fdb in Nlilpaufte srfu,thisc, su
peiGer 3ett Elm nsuer GURUS tesinn!,
uao ob ein. bsnielbrn BelaebsaSsr cine
BsIAaftisuuo, far bisle 3sit, befommen
fam 10 folIte tadb frsuen, ,penn Ser
Srrugt bietn gprf@las ii s5eratbuna
s6se.-
@siisru batteu mir. IN Ga @raner unb
umsesenp, aine fir bte isbise Sabtt53eit
msrfparoiss 0iaturer}deinuns, namIitt ein
uuaensin ts@tisss Gswitter nit unaufe5r.
iihfm gIiseil bestettet BON Sisssn unp
lsarfem passIfau, u,-Wtr befneen un5 jess
III Der 1A0aen, feli8en Narrsassit, ba8
bewsiiea uns bic Ssesea Masssnba1f, nsI,
ds bisr uno otler Srtsn eepol.sn werben
uao nua In Wusfat tebfa, l1nier gaFs
no erSfnst Den Sisissn al, 81. D. 81. unp
lat etnen filternen 8sAer al6 WreiS fir
Die beits Gbasattermesfe aaSselsBt.s S9m
fol9t Die 5sutpnio mIt eInem gNasfenbdu
AM 2. Jetruar; Die @pncorbia nit e!nen,
art 9. Jstsuar uno unfere 9Sahbara il
oisb 5iu, San(enburs II. +. IL, Fuo aud
nitat mibs. "a
seir dberaQ, 70 bat aud bisr Der Sub
bes gonsrsB. .Nbaeprousten Oul}as SAlei-
DER, atlsemsine srausr bersOrgsrufea. Sat
ibm bat SsraS leinen teitsn Gepra lsntan,
ten uno bic Union etnsn ibrer fen Man.
ner ssrlpren =! o,
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Giwe erlamnli@e Elatfaa,e.

GS;He eyftauntivs EDatfaS,e
Gin eyuber 5beit pes amerItaniit9sn golfss
i.iret isbt an O9apepiIa ODER tn Sulss si'
nsr ttlststen estsr. 8iae gtatiabe #;
iebr ~ tsflagea, na onr@ pisie &fant6et-
ten bas 2stsn, oas Breaoe uap 9sreni;9eu
1gewatrsR fotte, sfr6itsrt irisb. a!,enu
Sbr sGusr 8orIysbeil Bel 5sis ieBt, lc
taun pafir isiat abbiilfe eefAaft iufrben.
Nebmst cen ytaib. bfr Dfas9jitcn uno Gu,
rer 6reunoe an uno ge6raaAt cine JlalAs
Ycn Wresns @uouIt 5lppsr. Cure ihaells
5eiluns 1T iit9er. lQil!ionen Yon 5laldsu
p!eier Mspi5tn iEnb oerl@suft wprpsn uni
immer warsn Die 0elultate Der g8irfunr
eiiaiis. Cine protefalde fcltet 10 gts
8sa Dplsn bsilsa BEN idiimmiten 0all
gas 9gus9iitsn ssrfaufea bic Wesi5a.
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Dpttor NIB gpotbefer 9tcdnan.
gen maden nid,t Ielteu cine beoentttae
@bbe in Die fiaan3ie(lcn 5nltdnoe eines
Sdu86ultes. SparIamfeit 1T eine Der
9aupttusenben einer tlusen 9au8frau
SD tals gsSr. 4uguit a6nis,s
Sumbur8er Bru fttbee ME iu
meiueu 5auie aus9eben uno babe ranu
den DcQar paoare9 seipart" idreit.
Trag 6. 0rptbjabu, Pencleton, Wtct
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Ius ct. eSatob8 Sel 1T mirf(id, e

= DAG ct. Satcbs Sel 1T wirt(id) elm
aasse5ettnetes 5eilmittel. SD lit felt
seraumer 3eit an Nbeumatisnus an,
Bein uno mad, MIR brein1aIisent ginrei-
benwar oas llebel ppllifiuois uue lpur.
lcS rellhpunoeu. SD faun beBbalb
nid)t uutGin, alen nit 0ibeunatismu8
getafteten ba8 ct. Safrba Ssl auf's 8e.
lte gu empfeblcn. 81. gGitt. Nr. 9IO
superior Ctr. elepclaap, Sbip.
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frequently sought in vain by the
human family. Nor does the art
full demagogues stop here ; they
SO far transcend the bounds of
truth as to positively affirm that
tracts of land with all the appur-
tenances Of home comfort are
measured off, ready for the dar-
key to take possession OF Oh his
arrival. What a vile imposition
in this! The design of all such
deception is most palpable. The
Republican sachems have resolv>
ed to carry the next presidential
election at all hazards. Fearing
that the very justice administer
ed, according to the "FifteeDth
Amendment by the democratic
representatives in the South may
couse many negroes to vote that
ticket, they have determined, as
the last expedient, to transport
II vast number of negro voters to
Kansas that the Republican voice
in the next Electoral College may
be increased. 1t is estimated
that. six thousand voters are al
ready scattered throughout Kan
sas. Many of whom are roaming
about in a destitute condition,
almost within the venOmous
clutches Of starvation: These
dreams OF Knnsas are nothing
more than air castles which the
i'm sgination constructs, and which
common sense instantly explodes.
The story is equally us fallacions
us the age-wOrn one of the "mule
and forty acres of grOund.'
Great Heavens! Can it be
possible that the negro gains no
wisdom from past experience?
Will stratagem never cease to
practice it's deadly woe? Will
they remain in the years to come
rs they have in time past the
tools and type of political cox
combsf It is high time the he
gro Was shaking off the delusive
slumber which has entranced him
since the proclamation of freedom.
Let him not wait until tears of
blood blot from his heart its
most cherished hopes. Let him
resolve at once that his disguised
enemies shall 10 longer wrench
from his grasp the hard earnings
of honest toll. Lastly, let him
swear that he will hereafter be
the footstool of no political spec,,
'ator. This done, the coIored
man will yet enjoy the rights of
individual freedom.
p. K. e.
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Written for the Gretna Courier
The ~TypOgrapher.
BY IONA 6. WHITE.

~ AAN ASOHskkAC9
is a very curious, ihcongrusas.t
compound of alternatives aud ne
no
one, ave himself. We propose
to C~Qu,ierize Il few of his ecceu-
tricities:
For instance, he "sets" stand
ing, while at the same time, he
stands "setting."
Notwithstanding that he has a
"bank," whose drawers are al
ways we'll provided in "quoins,"
of all kinds, yet hr may he penny
less, without a nickel at his cora
mand.
Accustomed to the "daggern
and shooting iron," and using
them almost daily, yet he may
never have shed blood.
Familiar with the 'sc~onstella-
tions,'' "planets" and "stars," he
may be entirely ignorant Of the
movements OF heavenly bodies or
the science of Astronomy.
Ass0ciating with "mOnks" and
and occasionally with "thieves."
and having constant inter course
with the "devil," we should not
be too quick in forming All esti
mate of his true character, for he
may neither be a "paragOn" of
excellence nor a model of infamy.
Always having a "bed" on
which to lay his "form," he has
often been known to repose OH a
'heap'' OF old papers in the cor
ner Of his office, for the want Of
one.
Sometimes Of delicate consti.
tuition, and predispOsed to on.
sumption and diseases of the pull.
monary organs, he prefers, when
on his bed, to be covered with
'damp Sheets" instead of dry
ones, as they render his "impres-
siOns' more clear and distinct.
His Office though at all times
we'll supplied with furniture" is
frequently without a chair Oh
which to repose bis weary limbs.
Always fond of enjoyments, he
las often been known to "drive
out" without either team or vehi
Gle.
Though he is Il man of charac-
ter whose 'tace' is an index of
worth, still he is said to be of the
"craft," always on the "take,"
and constantly putting a ''bead
on things. In truth, some of
them are decidedly "ratish, al
ways knocking down and ''set-
ting up"
He is not much of an epicure
is extremely fond of "fat" but,
not unfrequently, has to put up
with more lean than he admires.
AS for pastry he has u great aver
sion to it particularly to "pi"-
which he, at all times, prefers to
east into ''hell" rather than to
s'eat" it.
Constantly correcting his ser.
rors," still he may never have com
mitted one.
Though he may not be a mem-
Der of the green bag fraternity,
and ignorant of Blackstone, vet
no one has a more thorough knOwl
OF a ssc;lSeH and all its difEor
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frequently Employed at the "bar.'.
and his 'briefs' are scrutinized by
the learned judges of every court
In the civilized world. His sim
print" is on every book from the
time of Guttenbergh to Harper.
LII Architecture he may he a
novice, still he has erected many
"cOlumns" which stands as mouu
ments OF beauty, without a fault
to mar their symmetry, from
which all nations, tongues and
creeds have derived instruction.
Besides all these, he is a person
OF "underlays,'' "overlays," and
frequently OF delays, and OF many
impressions"
No ''matter" what may be his
age, whether an octOgenarian, or
ouly in his teens, he always uses
Il ''stick," and makes it a "rule''
to 'justify" his "work" so there
will be no "lallout" when it is IT,
nally disposed OF, or ready for
"prOof."
Agrestlc, perhaps, in his habits,
and never having experienced
life on the ocean wave, lie still
can manage a galley equally
as we'll as the most experienced
mariner; he is also expert in the
use of the ''lead," though we
should be 10th to trust our life III
his charge as one qualified to nav
igate Il YES Sci in IL through" Of
the sea.
OF "s'nall caps" "borders"
''bOdkid" and the different 'cOl.
Ors,' he has All intimat. knowl-
edge, still we would not econ
mend him as a tit person 10 take
charge of All infants wardrobe.
Accustomed to the "chase,"
and all that concerns it, he may
be a very Indifferent equestrian,
never having backed a horse in
all his life.
Should he be drafted, in case
Of another nnpleasantness, we
wOnld recommend that he be
placed in the artillery, for he is IL
perfect master OF .'cannOn," and
''spOnge'' too. He is also a good
judge of 'peall,' 'agate' aud 'dia
mOnd,' though ignorant ofthe bus
mess Of il jewelier.
WheresOcver the typo may
cast his lot. he invariably takes
IA "stand." becomes a man of
''dash," very soon 4 ''leader" as
we'll rs a "guidt" for those not
familiar with the tart preserva.
ton OF Carts" When he has be
come tired Of one s'sec,ion," he
starts off on a tramp for anoth1.
er, without leaving 4 Paragraph
to Indicate his whereabouts. In
truth, he is rolling 'ston-,'
constantly giving tho 'lie,' with
out Offiense. He is good at a
'bru>h,' though he may never
have Deen on the inside Of 'lOck
up nor had 'nippers' applied to
his wrists. In politics he is a
democrat of the "Jeff."ersonian
school - bis motto, measures
not men /; and a 'mallet, his to-
ken."s
Lastly, he is a 'minion,' a mon
pareil,' and a bourgeois no mat.
ter what may be said to the con
trary. Take HIM all and all, he
is generally more intelligent than
other artisans, of good '~register,'
and Of 'imposing,' manners. MANY
sleep beneath costly monuments
who have less claims to have an
'impOsing-stone' erected to tLeir
memory than the printer, who is
satisfied with one much .plainer.'