, 1879-07-20

she II paid moro for 1t than sha can earn IN 49,
I other way. ~a1
Mr. Hanlan is at home, like which thar. ;.
no place, he Gays, *'where'er row EN-"
We have more Manitoba wave than MA ...
nse, and St. Louis is welcome to the rest orit
Mr. Allea was very excellent man, .na
b is now greatly surprised It tho absence of p,.
ocrna.
In going for certain members of tia poro.
Department ths eagle bird dnubtess haa fo,,s
| carton.
There is no Edison electric light az vet >.
be sure but hi. Edisoa's pronises are very brjaht
| indeed '1'
| AIR. TRlmage is moro of q sensation :,
London than uas ever Mrs. Langtry. let b. i.
| not beautiful.
Chasfne Coz is 3 candidate for tha ~.
| lows; and there's no doubt Of his election hr
| large majority.
The Presidential election, we think. mad
not be postponed II Gen. Grant does not return IA,
two years Jet.
Once in awhile Justice in New York ;s
very swift but 1t hasn't got the bottom to keen ~
| the speed long.
Boston appears to havs held mortoaoa
on Western tornado, and to have foreclo.ed: h,t
she won't do it again.
DicEe Lingardts husband is missing. and
doubtless the poor man thinks that's the only va,
to enjoy married life.
Sara Bernhardt's talents are undoubtedtv
great No ordinary woman could have four chi.
dren without any husband.
There is considerable rejoicing among tia
friends OF Mr.. Tilden that the caYe-in hefel1 nj,
nine instead OF his barrel.
Mr.. Cox surely ought not to hang. H.
says his nerves are decate that he csn scarcely
bare TO even think OF Z hanging.
Bill Allen was an Ohio man, but there ara
no sinecures in Heaven and besides, unfortnp.t..
ly, he was On the wrong side.
The beautiful Mrs. Langt1y's husband il
requested to make himself Al scarce ~ Sara Bern.
bardts during her visit TO this country.
Lieut.. Cary would have remained and been
slain with Prince Napoleon. perhaps, had he been
either an 1mpertalist or fool, or both.
The Canada Conservatives fear that the
Duke Of Argyle, who Is a stanch Liberal h.a out
up his son Lorue not TO dismiss Letellier =:
Julia Ward Howe is coming home, and
hereafter Susan B. Anthony, Lucy Stone, c.ar
Stanton, and the rest can't do all the talking.
We shall expect soon to hear that Mr.
Dams is calling the British lion fraud: md Va
believe that Mr. Dana sometimes hits the mark.
There are 10000 unmarried women IN
Massachusetts, and every one OF them IL Of ths
opinion that Alice Oates is q mean. greedy thing
Sitting~Bul says he wants to be in soma
pface where he can sleep sound: and We therefore
call the gentleman's attention to the happy hunt
ing-Rround.
Mr.. Beecher attended the theatre in Boston
the other night But he went out regularly BE-.
tween the acts, so it could not have been yciy
wicked after all.
Mr. Mccarthy, the New York policeman
indicted for burglary. instead Of @elytng GU ths
New York police foEee for protection, has ver
foolishly run away.
Joseph Cook has returned from the Pacific
Coast, and will now 70 to his favorte summer rest
ing place, Cln Seat. on Lake George, for thres
months OF rest and study.
Christine Nilsson is fond of riding o.
horseback, ou1 denies hersel the pleasure during
an engagement fearing accident may prevent
her from meeting her contract.
The Duke of Argyle. had he been in
Toronto the other day, would have wished that be
were the father OF Ed Hanlan instead OF the ~
ternal parent OF tho insignificant Marquis Of
Lorne.
The sections OF Trinity Parish, New York,
will heuceforth appear in black gowns; but the
Philadelphia Bulletin thinks this Is not the correct
matter Of reforn-they should 1ather begin 10 wear
thoes that do not squeak.
A beautiful young lady in Texas sang t'Sse
hat my grave is kept green - to q COMPANY Of
friends. and then blew ont her brains With revof-
yer. 1t is doubtless absurd to make the request
embodied in the song without providing the grave.
The failure to make any appropriation for
United States Marshals is stimulating the moo1-
hiners to unusual nctiyity, and it ought TO hare
he effect of making whisky cheaper; and thereby
diminishing the expenses of Democratic cam
'aigns.
The late e1-Gov. Allen. of Ohio, is said to
AVE postponed his marriage on account Of iuttes
t Washington while in tha Senate. Tie auo!oT
e sent his future wife Was In the words Of Rich
I'd Lovelace:
I could not love thee dear. 10 much,
Loved not honor more.
It is said that King Humbert is nsar the
rave His spine Is diseased, and he spits blood-
he physicians attending him prescribe the soft air
Madeira The probable regent in his absencs
ill be the Prince Of Cargnan, his cousin. Victor
'mmannel's fast friend. Anadeo, ia unpopular IN
tally. He is bisoted u1tramontanist, and hates
srihaldI