The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1879-05-21
Facts and Fancies.

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Genius stands on bad footing. It is.
never u ell heeled. .,~.. r,rz
When aman's head is turned, of course
1t must be block-head. .,..
The fellow who wrote. s.Oh, ask me
not Again." must have been full.
Umatilla Indian. Certainly you may
tn Indian, but you never can cultivate
him. - t'.5.1'7' ....-~. 7>l :
An admirer Of Ben. Butler says, as a
leader he is one in hundred Bermuda
Hundred? o-- 60
A soft answer turneth away wrath,
but it is not worth one cent to ward off a
broom-stick. !, .. =
The Danbury News man has written
six books, and thousands of his readers
are dead, but he is alive. ,.....
The happiest moment of BARRIERS life
is when he is boring out your eve with
his foreinger fortified behind a wet towel.
The Picayunc says she man who takes
every kind of patent medicine offered has
an inquiring mind, though of very poor
quality. =. - : ~.
In the lexicon Of youth, it is said, there
is no such word as fail; but that is where
the |. o. y. differs materially from mer-
chantile reports.
The Tom Paine memorial hall in Bos-
ton, is badly in debt, and there is no
Kimball to raise, it. Send for Ingersoll.
Detroit Free Press.
The man who has never been kicked by
mule has yet something to learn, though
he may have q dozen diplomas from as
many colleges sayinghi education is COM
plete.a .~~1 ., -,
Adolph to Araminta, on their way to
lchurch-"How l would / were the pray
er-book you clasp so lovingly" Reply
s'How would you were, for then could
shut you up ..1... ......,.a.
In some cities every loaf of bread has
its weight stamped on it to indicate its
value: but if every loafer bred in this
town had a weight stamped On him, he
would be suppressed. t.>.y
'Another bungling execution" You
know-great sympathy-sheriffs ought to
be more careful-poor lfellow-nothing
said about the way he stole into house
and chopped up two old people.
The thermometer went ten degrees be-
low Charles Francis Adams Sunday
morning Rome Sentinel Wait for the
heated term and it will be climbing up in
the neighborhood of Dennis Kearney.
Chow to reduce gas bills" is tic head
ing of an article In the Buffalo E,press
A very good way is for the old people to
retire at an early hour leaving their
daughter in the parlor entertaining her
young man.
Talk about women bowling for their
'rights - Where you'll find ten men talk
ing about woman's rights you won't find
one woman, because the ten men will be
sitting on deal boxes splitting. against the
grOcers stove. t.E ~ .to.-s,r a..
''That dog looks more intelligent than
his MASTER" said Mrs. Mic, as she and her
husband passed ahuntsman and hound on
the roadway. "Evidently,'' returned c.
O., "hc is man of but one idea, while
the dog is q creature of two wide ears, at
least" '31p s-ait raf s.s., gs5--...
Gold has been discovered 1T Menomo
nee, Mich, just across the line of Wiscon-
sin, and there is 'sgreat excitement" The
dispatch, however, does not state the de-
nomination, and the public is left in the
dark as to whetherit is a five, ten or TWEEN
ty dollar piece. fl 30 s-.aa, ...
When We read in an exchange that sall
communications to this paper should be
written in q full clear hand,' we silently
smile as the probable chirography of the
editor OF that sheet rises up in the imagi-
nation in the chaotic form of Chinese
puzzle struck by lightning.
We don't object to young people ex-
tracing all the pleasure possible as they
journey through life. But young men,
with Sc salaries can't be expected to at
tend more than three dances a week, and
have much money left to put in the con,
tribution box Sunday morning.
Another name for defaulter- (,onntv