, 1879-07-30

PERSONALS.
We atato frankly that wa cannot support
bfr. Anson tor thu Presidency.
Mr.. Ewing'a only safely Is to go into quar-
ant'ne against tho Foster feFcF.
Sleepy TOMS recent performance opened
Tho eyes OF everybody but hlmsclf.
Col. Dufort1 wnnta a now trihl, and prom-
;scs to confne his shooting to snlpe hereafter.
An exchange says "Hayos doesn't like
horses "-ueanlug dark hofsos, undoubtedly.
No st. Louis negroes havo been annssr1ok,
and evidently Old Sol has not tried the't sh!ns.
The only quarantine that Okolona neods
against the yellow foseris tho editor Of The oko.
Iona 4stattt.
O],astino Cox consoles himself with tho
thought TINT thcra will be no Boston reporters Ia
Heaven.
A Chinaman In San Francisco Is named
Gin Sling. 1lo IA tho only Chtnamau they cnn
stomach.
Richard Grant White says English gram
mar ts dead. This is doubtless sad news for John
4. Logan.
James Gordon Bonnet bought nix cows
the other day, doubtless supposing that cows Rive
milk punch
am an excellent Secretary Of tho Troas-
TRY. but would make much better President -
John Shertaan.
Orvilte Grnnt having recovered his reason,
We rurno.e he admits that h!s brother eau never
again bo President.
Tho Inst speech of Bet Butler was a worry
eloquent one. lie said: "Yout candidate AIN
determined to ba."
The mako stories Of the Now York Sun
arc 10 extraord!nary that VIC ara fain to advise
bctter quality Of whlsky.
Whom murdered man IL discovered in
New York, tho doctors first examine biz head for
mnrks oF po1lccmen's cuhs.
A Mormon preacher has beon killed in
Georgia, and lsras s1ock OF widow has been sud.
denly thrown on tho market.
It il pretty sight to see David Davis
swinging In hammock these warm days. hut 1t Ia
rnther trying on tho hammock.
Massachusetts, must be on The lookout for
moro tosnadoca. Ben Dutiar is about to canvass
the statc for the Gov ernorshlp.
Tight pautaloonB are coming into fashion
again, and Dr.. Mary Waller Is Indignant. "They
arc such giro.away" says ahe.
Tho legaf heirs of tile lato DIrs Dorsey aro
after JcH Davis. and he had better put On hla
Hb9 StVtAlu ~ EbtAPG NGk[GhlNHt
Jim Currie, tlle Tc1as murderer, saya he
will never hang. Doubtless Mr.. Currio Is al!llcted
With tho dclnsion that he Ia In Now York City.
An exchange. aays'" Senator Bayard haa
tFonble with hts cyes." He will never be FREQ
from It until ho gets the Presidency out Of cn,.
Tho Now York Herald tells Mr. Tlden
that he enn never bo President. Mr. T,ldon shoud
take tho hint and NOT compel the people to tell
him So.
Prince Napo1eon'a sword has baon rooov-
cred. ''Take 1t away. take It nwayi" exclaimed
Prince jerome, '*cdged tools dangerous things
to play wlth."
Prof. Peters declares that ho can beat
| Prof. Watson at discovering comets. Bat wo
don't helieyc It II rrof. Wasons feet arc al! right
md tho track to good.
4 man III Allentown, Pn., has 1000 par-
rots. Ho Ia doubtless practic'n9 for term In
Conrrcss. a man who ran tolera.e i, 600 par&ets
can never bs talked to death.
Kato spragus in preparing serics of
parlor tbcatrtcald III her elegant Washington
homo. Roscoc conklinc will doubtless DO caat for
Juvenile roles and play the lover.
Mr.. Hanlan can hardly write his own
nnmc. But what doos great osramnn want Of
these foolish accomplishments? Besdes there ara
plenty Of people to write II for him.
A Maine political spoalscr mentioned Bomo-
body ASA 5hytock and an auditor nskcd who saptock
was. "It you don't know, " the other scornfully
replied, ..syou'd better 70 hon,e and read your
| Dlble."
King Humbert has just roceived a formal
visit from several Morocco Ambassadors. Thoy
read to him ]ctter in Arabic, conveying tho con.
| gratnlntona Of tic Emperor OF Morocco upon bis
accession to the throne. Tho Kings reply ex-