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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
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Die S9diisreoiis iit?"
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oumme Wenide sepue tennt timHt oss
bumme Dos nod Grantfort, I'M iuaaB net
emol, pu o'r r,mli9 Raiisr is!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29

ss- Sic Berg. Mdrt. 3ts." srsdblt :
Gin 9ddsr tsse9nete Dor Ginger Ssit
s;nsm ibm bsfrearosten MtBssr. .8uten
Sas g., iasts Der erits, 100 tommit Su
bsnn Der g SD TONNE 10 chen aus
9sinsm 2aben, mo i1. Elm Yrob sstauft
babe" -. Gin Srob?" fragile p%sripunbert
Der Bidder, mo bait Su ss bsnn 2"-.Sn
Der 8eFentai6s", iaste Ia9eno Der Msb.
ger uno sins isiner Wsss. Sen Ydder
drssrt. es un9emein. oaB fi9 Der Msbosr
iibsr iein ilsinss Yrob luitis ma9t.. er Be.
i6lOb, i6 Ju RIDDEN. Yalb barauf bessa-
rsts er BEN Wsbssr piebsr, sr asbt auf i'm
~ uno iast frsunoli6: .Weibt 9u aud, mo
i'd bsItomme 2" - ,gtsin."- Aus Sci.
mem Glsiiblabsn, no i'd sinsn 2albstupf
9stauft "-.llno mo bolt Su i'm bsnn 2"
fraste Der @sBser. -"llnter Der Wtibs.'
idris Der Sddsr uuo la9te sanS unmaBis
ia Der Meinuns benz MsBssr nun aud
Gins psrisBt 81 baten
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
seS- Militdrii6ss Rang erbdltni5 Der

Sag Wilitdril9ss Rang YsrbdltniS Der
Grausn.-2anOpsbrmann Rulids bttommt
Die Ro9ridt. oab er pdbrsnb lsinsr pisr=
Ssbntd9iqsn lle6ung sliidli6er Batter sss
pOrosn lit, feline 5rdu aber l6per oarnis=
oerlisst. Wtit wObIssisbtsn Nortsn miro
sr bel Dem 9sitreu9sn Strrn Sauptmann
UNI sinen turS:n lltlaub po,itslis.
Sauptmann (sbr unwirid): .Was,
mos? @oBu Mil Or l1rlaub 2"
&ulids Gum ben fsinsn Son bsrausSus
bsiBsn, itOtterno): rSerr Souptmann,
meins 8smoblin 1T i9psr ~etfrantt..
Sauptmann Gu1spilo) .Bas, 8e.
mabljn? @er bat cine @smablin Wtsrts
gr iid bas fir ole 3eiten, 8ulids: 9en-
srale uno StabsOffsisrs babsn @smublin.
men 5slusbel uno llntsroiFSisre babsu
5rauen uno CT bat - Elm @sib gsrItsbt
ct 2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29

asy- 3uradssssbsn. 8snn Die Sc.
i6dfte on Der Y6vis fai ine, s~eialtst Ii6
6as 8siddit in Galaucrn uuo Biten osito
lstbaftsr. gints Sases. Die Stimmuns
mar etpas mott. oa amiiIirte ii6 DER etipas
onriiaise 9Ori'nfirit BON Stsinib oamit.
oab tr sinen arutsn iiioil9sn Matler bdn=
isIte, Der aber, lpie ii6's Seissn miro, feline
IntmDyt i4uloi9 bIisb. Stsinib Tanu,
Maui9sl! Birt Su bsut a6sno gebn in's
Sbeater? Watl,r Wssholb iolp it es6n
serabs 5sut? Stsiuis @ssbalb? Ranu
- miro se9eben 2sifrs's .Hatban Der
@eiis" unc oas 1T bod giusr bon Define
9suf! @ailsr: Wub i'd osBbalb ss6eu ?
warsn sic uisQsi9t~ porssitern i'm Sbsatsr,
aIs man bat 9eseben S4ilst's .Rdubsr"?
SGs limb cod uslte BON Sbrs 9eut!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
Barter e. &c., II luaQ St., 4. II.

Itstn fltint eunmta s,rtsdlsaft fur tbrt Ruuen ar
srfIdrt, prs cratic t~assiaast Gas
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
Wtunsiota.

,uatirt, Seataasaa ee"--"."---....Saspe Strisr
Utato ri,eurs, Rlnss &'.. pet. 8ina IT,, re. s Sueat Ctr
wtutaHssurs'"."".Strrn GsaIsn, Re. t2 @rabsm ass
Ohio.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
Bon Primer
une fsrnerbin ale pier,sbu Saas

""V TF'"F'VN" HHF VVEttVH tHBF'
Der eaneuTesplas ttsftr DampHaiFt In Salttm ore IL ~.
sltt6 Bepet Der Saltimert uab Ohio. @ifsubaen, pttGtpel
iastere pca uns mad BEN Deaen ia binisersn Mrelitt
tdsretrt, ale irssas cine G~tftHsasn sva Stem Ssrl ani
philadelphia.
Bet antanft Der Gampff6iHt ptrb sas 5tsst fur sat mis-,
dnSsftuttn etf1lsHtu. 10 eas bic Ginranetrsr nitt Der Gt.
faer ~ausstftst tne ben Bttruseru beaptnbtIt ~ ptretu
mas In ausun SafsnYldsen ltiee 70 oft Der 8aa Ia.
DIR ma&tu nod DEFENDERS auf f~slssuet fur etuti&t Ra.
ltaet eeba&tunssprtts 9priIet aufmuiiam, rtlSs h,
Rdft NIT uniru S9tfsn btttet: Die yafastert fRe untu
D<utf4eH, fsnntn Rd alfe nit Stbtrmann ptrfdnbissn ptrI
Dolmttfttr iu stbrea6sa. umfytu aus siRtm coll IL
tas ausert, witbe tnbtrtsttn Rtiftn, fnbtt ni6t fa.t b.
gaHassert settn tn ersrntn fssltta an eprb be- Setap
~baupftrs une rsrisHta esnftttn tra tn eaItimcrt-
sDtstn tptt.ersr ausiunft psnps man I'D an bic 9ezraI
astnitu
a. S6u6ma&sr & g.,
No. 5 SaS @ap ST., Baltimore, Ueb
ausiuiss 9s.atsu fur DUBUQUE uns l~lmssssns ystt,
8ttntn. Sshn, Dubuaut, Sspa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
snrembarger Gazette
Nnterb D e q.
Cine %aelnnaeue Gift.


Gin 8itnr S9riitH,ler iies unldngI
in elmer beutidsn 5tatt tur3 Dor aBsanq
oss 3uges in bas ibn bon Dem Gonoucteul
anssuisisne giisrb :br= Coupe. Gsplrsr
Reben ga7d9iers in oemi,Ibsn. pie icllts bu
Der atte nit einem Oolumir0 ien YslIrott
uno allen anoersn fieben Sader placiri
p.rben t0nnen? 3uosm puroe Der orult
8 B'9ttonmene BON isosm Der ibersr
Slsbsn nit nitts ~psniser aIs ftsunoli6sr
Nisns ts9ribt. SOs fodt absr bsn Wn.
nsr nidt an. Or lests ieinen psl3 jtpii6en
Die Sibs unb prsbte Die cine ieinsr Sa9sn
on. Die anoere oOrtbin, uno fIns oann cine
9onp. liion
,.8otllob, nur nod elm paar Stunben
big Berlin. man iuiio 9anj toot bon elmer
lol6en &siis"
Bite, pobsr tommsn Sis?"
n8on u It radnn!"
Dos brittle 2dutsn mar poriber uno be,
3us ebsr oaran. ~ab5ussben, aber bas Wis,
avis ots .atradansr" mar ltil uno roi9
benz 8Qssn sntitisssn, unb inn folstsn
nod Susi. Sn Der nd6itn SaIttitation
itiesen aud. Die onoersn Bier aus uno un-
Ter ssrisbsnsr 8isnsr, Der nismals in
atra9an stueisn mar, fam mutteri eeler-
aaein uno Der 2dnse mad auf ben Coupe
fsen aus9eitredt, in Berlin an.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
21weiser Saar:uitteI.

SitIs ausfaIitslia aus 8rautrn kreilttt uas sNis
unl6iptitt Saarntttsl t,sast biausR lsas Os1tus s hrS
Rsuatta auf Sttata bee Sauptts, RtiSt ~iatrt.aaa fskI
partn. ben ippisatn 6aarpu&s.
Bas 9etttd, tisttr Mot TN 6anbeI erf1itaea, rprkt sem
Grfneer une lratn Ratbartn iasn felt Saer,n uprsA.
Daadtt trtalt bic 8arbt Der SasIt, srbitf kat auttaats
uue et TO In alm Baatn ais ~unttcibsr srpisien, 70 III
Astnssr pttitel ttrttts Sdasen stltitsn sas.n.
8ahdet utre In BIafatn u 50 ~strtaxf; cine kn
ltstertn stnlst In ben bArtnadisftn 8Slta.
Ru Disptntrsd tn aresla, Sas., Tam eIu,.aaf wee
bic 9laaeparstetstt seratttastr Aasabm stbsn.
". 1.-Suftrast rtats man an
r~anfepsttr
eiS artsIa. DsrsIIts Co., $
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
NOSe aSeil : Salbe
BON
81. %efer Schmina,
(duS Qurrrhur,l

W. NN"bJ
eelt ititrrms Fdnss geunsea dasr Dirt, stfsuses surc
6iintHlnaHt ptrurfa4te runes Brute bd arau,n sx.,,
Sntiansuus, In ere RuedtnitaSsn uue I~srspbul5i, sranf
edttn, its %ssrfrprus Slitstr, S6rtaunstu an trasnS EN- n
afttlt ets xoysrs. 3ahnrth, uns f4lirimta pals aud 4
strdet stbafittt seeantrtsuta, fdr tItnmt auasu. 81
6iuffrgtn BET frtiSta Dunsts uus aat Qrttu fSptrr
Gunstn.
prsis : Sur srsss ssrsn si.C0. gH.las 50 gs. -
RISius % Gents.
3 Ras.n bel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29

ga- CRIT prObiren - Baron. gl6sr,
mein liebsr @rof, pis molten mir 8siot
bisis uussbsure Soule iibsrpdltissn? 8roI
Ni9ts leiht,r. als oas. lluo, mas gilt biz
@stis? i'd babe sinen 8ammrbisnsr, bsr
iduft he aus. Obns atSul'Ben. Baron. so
Grisbri6so'or. Sraf. Sopp. Ger Ideat
uuo Der Sisner tritt sin.) Sobann, sstraut
Ct iid, bi. 8owle In siusm 3use gu lssrsnl
Siensr. SD bite nm brsi Winutsn BE.
b~sntSsit. Ger ssbt binaus uno fam balt
oarauf pieoer.) ga, i9 min bic Yonl,
lssrsn. @ruf. Warum bait Su Si9 Dor.
Der bsionnen2 Sisner. @ndbisHer Serr, i'd
bab's pprber in Bier probirt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
pster Ritne 4
Veiacraa 8 MQenemr

fir bic neutrality-suspicious.
Snpsriaf & Tortderu SuE. Cos, Don SonOon.
&spal Su(. &c., DOH Sirerpoof.
eemmsrtiaf 2luion An. &c., pom cScnSon.
German American Suf. &c., pOu 2ispy or6.
ST. Sanf Ssnsr & 2aariue 8uf. &c.,
pom ST. 9aaf.
ST. 9ofp6 Ssuer & 2Sarins On. &c.,
pom ST. 9o(sp6.
atlantic SuL. Co., pom GLEN 2JorR.
German 9nE. g., pou SrsepGrt, 81.
&. g. ACCIDENTAL An. g., Don $artforS.
CHAPTERS SuL. g., pon SarlforS.
Aetna Sife 9nE. &c., pom SartfurS.
Dtes ma6ttern Gsnfpasnittn, ttt I'D BET hem gttrass ub
osfen ttasr eaI9 san!dtes 9atlane isrtr g,tiSst BE-
pttrt tabtn, e~upfttlta ah ftlbf uas fsansa u1Asruuet
ssn Gssaibum 81 ben staisetn Ratrn satststa stnrs men
rtreeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29
MENEELY & COMPANY,
@Ipdsnsieeer, gSejf Srpp, u. u

Set fantis Saartu ttaalir.. Et~r&tusIsstu m,
9IpdtnfpttIt; SGuleaus. aRs 8abrEfsIo6er. Bed.
btFats Sattui Sisftnsstsast. Saieisst fra. snrs
astaturtn. 8uS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1879-04-29

pag- ginsr BON ben alien @sltwsilsn
bate einmal su pisl %sstruntsn, bsnn aud
felt t bic Weisbsit fam ni1t alsmal benz
pnfibrsriiden IsiSe bss Wsinss wisoer.
iisben.. ginsr ieinsr Grsunbs bssesnste
ibm uno iaste: .Sddmit bu bid ni4t,
bstruntsn 81 iein2" Ser YbiloIppb ant.
portsts .S9amit ou bid ni9t. sinsm
Sstrunt,nsn psrniinitiss Soritsuusssn ~
ma6sn2~
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
TIE INWARDNESS OF "THE
VIEW"
The Mystery af the Greenback
Organ Solved.

The National jeJC is the name OF q So
called Grecnback paper published in
Washington. This Is Il fact not gener
ally known. but still it is true. There
is such paper. Some people have
wondered why it was started, and
many others have wondered what it
started upon. II takes money to begin
the publication OF q paper, even con-
sumptive weekly, and among the few
who heard ui the National Ijsr some cX-
pressed surprise rs 10 where the small
amount Of money necessary To put il
forth came from. 1t was called the
Grecnback organ, but as it advocated
Radical principles people said it was
kept alive by Frye and others, who had
formerly acted as agents Tor the Missis-
sippi >tlt,S Saturday afternoon all
doubt rs 10 the origin and purpose of
the National I'j7r was settled by little
incidental mistake, rs was afterwards
eXp,aincd-that occurred in the House.
Hon Oscar Turner, of Kentucky, one OF
the most consistent and unCOmprOmis-
iug Democrats, stepped across the aisle
10 the Republican side. While there he
was grasped bv the butten-holc by a
tolcrablv guod-loOking man, who said:
81 want to see YOU u moment"
"All right said Mr.. Turner, as he
moved To Il more retired spot with the
party who accosted him, recognizing the
latter To Il member of the House.
Having led Mr.. Turner out OF hearing
of all bv-standers, the member who had
approached him said: "DO you know
this Greenback editor; the man who
publishes paper down on the
aveuuc?
NO, l don't" replied the blunt Ken
tuckian.
"Wcll, I'll tell YOU his name" said
the party who began the conversation,
and taking Il card out of his pocket, the
latter continued: Ills name is Lee
Crandall. lie publishes Grcenback
paper, and it is rendering valuable ser
vice to our party. Mr.. Crandall went
out To Ohio to the Columbus conven-
ton, and he prevented coalition be-
tween the Greenback and Democratic
parties. That's the kind OF work he is
engaged in; he is preventing the two
parties from uniting, and IN that he Is
doing us more good than any OF our own
papers. Now his paper must 20 down
unless We keep it up, and it's clearly
our interest To do SO. | am raising
subscription to keep the Ijslr alive, and
all our Republican members have con-
tributed generously. We expect YOU
to DO Us well as others. Mr.. Crandall
is going To- the Toledo convention, and
as the editor OF the National organ of
his party he will keep the GreenbackerS
and Democrats from uniting. He :
doing Us an immense amount OF good,
and We must keep his paper going
Mr.. Turner said Inc would consider
the matter, and upon inquiry he found
that the man who was So Solicitous for
him 10 subscribe was Representative
Uubbcll, the Chairman OF the Rcpubl-
can Congressional Committee. Mr..
Turner, has not vet subscribed any
thing, but he has been visited by Hub
bell and several other Republicans, who
begged him to keep the mistake q Sc
cret. The Democratic GrccnbackerS
who have heretofore taken any stock in
the National Iiew will no doubt ut once
cancel their Obligations.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
To Consumptives

The advertiser, a retired physician,
having providentially discovered while
a Medical Missionary in Southern Asia,
avery simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure OF Co,ls','ap-
ton, Asthma, Bronchitis, Catarrh, ana
all throat andlung atfcctions---a.Soa pos
tive and radical specific for Nervous De-
blhty, Premature Decay and Nervous
Complaints, feels it his duty to make 1t
known To his suffering fellows. ACtu-
atcd by this motive, he will chCeriully
send Gree Of charge) to all who desire it,
the receipt Tor preparing and full direc-
tons for successfully using this provi-
dentially discovered remedy. Those
who wish TO avail themselves of the
benefits OF this discovery, without cost,
can do so by return mail, by addressing
with stamp, De. CHARLES ?. MARSHALL,
No. % Niagara ST., Buffalo, n. Y.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
SEALED PROPOSALS.
CLrrK's OFFICE BoAnp OF coNwrs,rovrr'

CLEEK : OFFICE BoAEp OF CuNNIS~I )SERs, /
WHERIING, June II, $50. !
Scaled Proposals will he received az this Office
until wednesday, July >, 1879, nj - NJ, for the
following county work:
lst. The construction al a Foot Bridge nj >tCcn-
rod :, across Wheeling Creek, on the site 81 The
former bridge Ia be- six lGl feet wide in the clear
in three Co. spans one OF ninety 9OI feet and two
" forty five llu feet, each in clear having hand
railing ON each side AMI steps four % feet In
height at the ends. also the raising Of pier, and
abutmcntS four tn feet, requiring Nty 20 cubic
yards Of second class masonry laid ia murtcr.
safe capacity 81 bridge 10 De- On" h"ndr'd I"'""'''
r..r .ftr,,tD n1ut.
Bids for the supcrstrurture must show clearly
the material AMI plan ui trllS, pruPu>cd.
2i. The Gmdiug and Masonry required on the
improvement Of Short Creek north DmnChI EN-
hrtciug about 300 cubic yards OF excavation
and 100 cubic yards dry Cuycrt masonry.
"a. The Grading and Masonry required on the
Improvement uf Peters Run road, embracing
about 1000 cubic yards excavation and 80 cubic
yards dry culyCrt masonry
It'll The Raising Of the Bridge over Middle
Wheeling Greek, on West Union and Rou"y's
Point road four O. feet above is present level,
requiring about 100 cubic yards Scnnnd-Ciass dry
masonry and 9Il cubic yards excavation.
Bids must be- 10y the cubic yard for masonry,
and for excavation I'm earth, loose rock and solid
rock and must Doe ,Dparai" for each Of the local..
tics above named.
Responsible references must accompany each
proposal.
The Commissioners reserve the right 70 reject
any and all bids
By order OF the Board Of Commissioners,
CIIAS. II. DEITERS, clerk
W. G. SMITH. County EuginCrr 1uclii
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
ContestinE Wills.

The controversies over NandcrbiIts
ami Stewards wills have tended tomake
popular the rnuteStiug OF wills. One of
the latest cases Is that OF Mr.. +. W.
Waller of Tdioutc, pa. lie had ior
Years suffered q continuous death from
% -yruiu'ouS swelling, or "icver sore
uu his limb. No physician could cure.
urcyru give :elici. In his pain and de-
~pair hc willcd 10 have his L.. cut OFT.
Ills friends contested his will, and after
repeated trials Suu'pedel in breaking
10 ami pcruatjng him 10 use DIR.
pirrrr'S Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Purgative Pellets. Under date
of December Ia, 1877, he writes that "af-
ter TRYING everything could hear OF IN
vain. took DR.. Pierce'S Golden Medic
al Discovery and Pleasant Pursative
Pellets, and they effected a speedy, per
feet and permanent cure" Read the
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adj
wiser. an illustrated work Of over 900
pages. 100000 copies already sold.
Price. postpaid, 81 80. Address the au-
thor, K. V. Pierce, VI. d., BufIalo, n. Y,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
SHAKESPEARE'S ENGLISH
WOMAN.
Beauty and Charms of the La
dies of the OIden Time.

Charles Dudley Warner writes in the
July IHdHt," as follows:
In the great street pagcants, it was
the beauty and winsomeness OF the Lon
don ladies, looking on, that nearly drove
the foreigners wild. In 1906, upon the
entry OF the king OF Denmark, the
chronicler celebrates "thc unimaginablr
number OF gallant ladies', Deauteuus viz
gins and other delicate danes, filling the
windows Of every house with kind
aspect" And in 1898, when Chcapside
was all alive with the pageant OF the
entry OF the queen mother, "thiS miser-
able old queen" ~ Lilly calls Marie de
Medicis (Mr. FurniyaI reproduccs an
old cut OF the scenc), NJ. dc la Serre
does not Try to restrain his admiration
for the pretty women on view; only
the most iecund Imagination can repre-
sent the content one has in admirlng the
infinite number OF beautiful women,
each different from the other, and each
distinguished by some sweetness or
grace to ravish the heart and take cap
tive ones liberty. No sooner has he
determined to yield to one than new
object Of admiration makes him repent
the precipitation OF his judgment.
And all the other foreigners were in
the like cases of "goneness.' Kiechel
writing in 1885, says, "Item, the women
there are charming, and by nature SO
mighty pretty as | have scarcely ever
bchcld, for they do not falsify, paint or
bedaub themselves as in Italy or other
places" yet he cOntesses land here is
another tradition preserved "they are
somewhat awkward in their style OF
dress" His second ''item' of gratitude
is a Netherland custom that pleased
him; whenever foreigner or an inhab-
liant went to a citizens house on bust
ness or rs Il guest, he was received by
the master, the lady, or the daughter,
and "welcOmed' as il is termed in their
language; he has Il right to take them
by the arm and kiss them, which is the
custom of the country; and il any one
does not do so, it is regarded and i'm
puted as Ignorance and ill-brecding on
his part" Even the grave Erasmus,
when he visited England, fell easily into
this practice, and wrote with untheO-
logical iervcr of the girls with angel
faces who were $50 kind and Ob!ig-
ing" whenever you come he SAYS,
you are received with kiss by all;
when yon take your leave your are dis
missed with kisses; your return, kisses
are repeated. They come to visit YOU
you kiss again; they leave you, you
kiss them a!l around. Should they meet
YOU anywhere, kisses in abundance; in
fine, wherever you move there is moth
ing but kisses, "a custom, says this re-
former, who has not 4 fear OF Studies
before his eyes, "ncver to be sufficiently
commended.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
PERSONAL.

Nj. N II Wnnl. Western actor Of
-. ,,r,,,,,,,.p,, L,s entered tine min
.,.,.
Aitrr all his reputed wealth, Baron
rittInrr The ,stltr mans ont only
30 06n OOO.
49,. nv, ..,.. II.
'' w ', lGl,,'- lg,,Sn''t'uS ',. i,',
"'.TL Pe"P'r 'I"I'' l"u,'3'', N I!, M
iudt ir never Nhe" no" "hu'' nc rove"
Mary Anderson, me actress mas
bought the t'>t mar" Magic Logan, "i
j. K. Middleton, ut Louisville, ny. Ihe
price pald Is "a secret.
lr..,,,.,,f. E, q. tb,,,,bt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-06-25
The Needed Motor.

The demand IN which We have so Of
ten rrtrrrri-a motor fitted Tor street
RAILWAYS is felt i'm Europe, and the
British Lords have been mycs u@1ting
the sui. oct, and recommend the pas
sue of law permitting the use ui such.
They approve 4 locomotive worked by
compressed air rs more promising and
desirable than any other. and advocate
the Use of steam engines i'm streets I'M
I'll a better discovery is made. The de
mand is for simple power that can be
attached tO any car and that will draw
il without fire. Ii is ont of belief that
science is stalled bySo simple demand.
study has not been given the problem.
An insured reward would eventually
discover it, and release countless horses,
reduce fares, increase speed and avert
INJURIES. We claim an uncqualled in
genuity, and apply it to telephones and
improved stoves and shoe-hrushes.
Here is a call Tor il. and every day that
call grows more urgent. The wonder Is
that il has not been needed, and that
some slight machine or agent has not
been found that will propel a car, ear
riagc, a sewing machine, a churn, turn
a lathe. and Ice many men and horses
i'm one. Let Us have this instead OF new
designs for perpetual motion and new
combinations for an elixir, and fortunes
will repay the invention.
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FLOWERS are said tn he symbols OF
truth. vet some can lilac blazcs.-N a..
JwEs.
THE sJucamjSh aud elegant tramp
parts his hair the middlc-ot the roId.-
WsrgH.
The editor of the Cincinnati SrlUdgg
Sight has papcred the garnet OF his resi-
dcncc with spring poetry.
"WIAT shall we do with our bOys?'
is the question that is agitating Pitts
burgh Sunday paper. MuLzle 'cm and
let 'em run.-Iivksyc.
Nh. BEECHER says we should conquer
solely by love, hut that isn't the kind OF
ammunition carried by the Thirteenth
Rcgimcnt.-Bg9uio ErprtS3,
RALrH WALDO EMERSON is siXty-siX
years old. Once, when a student OF
Harvard College went to him asking the
meaning Of one Of his sentences, the
sage Of Concord said "Idono remcm-
her what | meant; you should have
asked me before the ink was dry
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Naughty Man and a Nice Girl.

Whitehall Review.
\ friend of mine coming from New
York lately was Il frllow-paSScugcr with
a Yankee who never, by any chance,
except when eating or sleeping, had a
c.-G~ ont Of his mouth.
Eve seen good many smokers, "
said my friend To this individual, "but
never saw such IN incurahle chimney
as Won are
"NeS, was the reply, 81 am fond Of
my Havana | can't live without my
Havana, and / have instructions that
one is To be- put into my coffin when !
die.
"And, interrupted another Yankee OF
the party, 81 guess YOU won't have to
20 lar for 4 light, anyhow"
The anccdOte beng repeated in the
presence OF two specimens OF the rising
female generation, one evidently en-
loved it, but the other looked very
solemn. indeed. When they got to-
gcthcr out OF the room she Of the serious
turn of mind said To her companion:
THAT was a very naughty tale that
Your uncle told. know that there are
all sorts oi nice things in heaven, but |
am sure there are no cigar lights
there
4 ri.ht-mindcd child, that.