Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1879-11-01
CHAT AND CHATTER.

LAWYERS are displaying their new tall
suits.-.Nsw Orleans Picayun,.
TIE misor is the great original chest
protector Yonkcrs Gazette.
PEOPLE who give tone to society rare
" give anything else Iiuilrloo Obaerrcr.
4 MATCHLEss story-One in which
there are no weddings. II Cincinnati S1tr-
ddy Night.
THr new style Of hats for young men
have a Boston look. They resemble in
vertcd bean pots.
SrGN for bazar: Ii YOU don't want
what YOU see don't ask for it.-.Nc" Or-
leans PirIHH'.
EYES are not eyes when cigar smoke
makes them water. This il reliable
Wdtcl,D Obssrrrr.
BUTTER and lard had quite run dur
ing the late unreasonable weather.-Bos-
Tom Transcript.
THE brightest pictures one sees in
chimney hooks are taken from wood
cuts iOakCrs GG:,i''.
The trouble in this country is not 80
much that We cannot raise coffee as that
we can't settle it.-SFdcus Tim".
CAsT-orF stovepipe cut in slices makes
very handsome bangles for ladies' wear.
II Just scots em.-BdnJor Commercial
PASTED belts are To be worn directly;
So that most ladies' will have To be label.
led "I.ook out for paint. BuFalo Erprco.
THr family man" says Mrs. Quilp,
resembles aud oyster on the half shell.
The shell j. known at home-the soft
side abroad" ."
Double horseshoes appear on rOme OF
the new note paper and correspondence
cards. Il il vcrv stable AMI stationary.
No Orleans Picdyuw.
Hoops are coming into fashion again.
/ Hoops are things tO put around women
/ 10 keep them bursting with vanity
/ Marathon hdep,"denL
Ax exchange speaks OF the "high
prire of hops" Ies, IS a ticket, IS.
/ pcriallv when they are Tor charity, il
/ TOO high. Bos'1p PpS.
r,rrG in the neighborhood Of Ro-
chester advitises church pew for sale,
commanding beautiful view Of nearly
tho whole congregation.
Ir has been noticed bya Philadelphia
youth that the wide belts nov worn by
fashionable females are just the width
Of q gcntlemen's coat sleeve.
WILL the coming man ealk' II he
will he H. likely 10 be murdered in cold
blood on the first lap, amid cheers Of
the entire country AHony Journal.
4 CRITIC, in noticing a discourse on
The Savings and Doings Of Great
Men" remarks: 1T il sal to oi serve
how much they said and how little they
did
AJrRY in the New York City Court
disagreed, and when Judge hrCne in
quircd: How do you stand, gentle
men, the foreman replied: Your
honor, there are six OF us on one side,
and four on the other: one IL on both
sides and one didn't vote" Judge,
Jurors. and spectators were cony ulsed
with laughter, but the foreman was un-
able TO see the Joke.
THF reason W. caunot have an honest
horse race is becaTse We haven't an
honest human race.
Mas il able to subbue the lion and
other Wild animals, but he can't make
the gentle camel back down.
The = ston COyriSr discovers that
when two young men meet they al.
dress each other as "old man, and
that when two old fellows meet they say
my boy
4 HAIR On the head is worth dozen
in the hash, says an exchange. But
then il doesn't attract near 20 much Of.
tentiOn.-Od city Derrick.
The editor Of the Yonkers Statesman
publishes a poem called The Donkey
lament Il is bad taste in the conduc.
tor of a newspaper TO make public his
personal troubles.